It's Fiddly Time, Fiddly Time, It's Fiddly Time, I'm on a vacation!
That was, uh, pretty shitty.
Double kill on both of us, Ferg.
Fuck.
Oh, I got a sword again?
Aw, damn, he wrecked my shit.
Welcome to Discord Game Night.
I don't like that fucking gun.
I don't know what the fuck that was.
Bitches, we playing Halo.
What is the stalker rifle?
Oh, damn it.
Two are on the skywalk.
I can get shit done with the fucking sniper.
I don't know this very well behind me.
I'm just getting fucking wrecked.
I keep trying to like aim down my sights while I'm in the air thinking I'm going to like
flow for a minute.
This is a bloodhound, my boy.
Yeah.
But I keep trying to do it, hoping that it'll just like freeze me for one second.
Fucking grenades.
Hammer dead.
You want me to put the hammer down?
I'm sorry, I can't stop, bro.
Oh shit.
Get me out of here.
Oh, damn it.
Behind us is on the little like mining cart.
We're up by four.
Oh, yeah, I see you, buddy.
Gotcha.
Oh shit.
Jump off the map.
Oops.
And there.
And maybe a Fergie tide.
I got a fucking shotgun, really.
Who picked up that sniper?
Oh, behind you, behind you.
He's super.
What's your right?
What's your right to their to their to their.
Damn.
Oh, my God, this fucking map, dude.
Why do they have to put fucking places like that in these maps?
Get them.
Endless pits of death.
It's because they're like smaller than maps.
Oh, fuck.
That's why.
Oh, shit.
Behind you guys, behind you guys.
And nice.
You jumped me.
We fucking obliterated my ass.
Volatile skewer.
I don't like this aim shit.
I got to change it.
I want to be able to click and hold, not clicking toggle.
God damn it.
I messed up my grapple.
All right, grab that.
Yeah.
Should have gave us a pretty comfortable lead with the streak that I won on.
As long as nobody from the other team did, too.
No.
I think we're good.
Got you.
Thank you.
Oh, oh, my God.
I'm clipping that.
Oh, you get there, buddy.
Or oh, that was disgusting.
You jizzing yourself.
I did.
I think that was probably one of the nastiest things I've ever done in my life.
Did I literally pick up grapple sword, started getting shot, jumped around the corner, grapple
grappled around the corner straight into him and then fucking killed the dude.
Like seamlessly.
I was like, holy shit.
Right now I am him.
He's down in the cave.
Fucking with a needler.
He's in the library with the candlestick.
I got him.
Don, you OK, buddy?
Either.
Oh, fuck.
Watch out.
Hammer, hammer behind you.
Hammer behind you.
Got him.
Well, well.
That fucking arcane rifles crazy.
Another one.
Silence for our fallen enemies.
Fuck behind me, but.
Behind you, behind you, James turn around.
Oh, this fucking good shit.
Damn it.
Got him.
Let's go.
Good job.
I had almost as many kills as you had as engagements.
I am fucking I don't ever I could never play like this on Halo before.
I was better at Halo than Call of Duty, at least I guess.
Do we need to transfer this over to blood hunt and go get some doves?
I am absolutely I'm enjoying myself right here.
The doves.
Oh, I was kidding because there's supposed to be four of us.
Frick, he said he was going back here soon.
Yeah, he'll be back in a minute.
So am I.
How do I get rid of my plan?
Because I don't know what even QKRO is.
Around the grade one.
Go all the way back.
Where it's like campaign multiplayer.
Customize.
Spartan ID.
If you do change it, it should be G.
Three three K.
All capital.
Because we gangsta like that.
Except for.
This is just for.
Mm hmm.
For every.
I don't know.
I know it's not true.
That's not true because you're also a Zerg.
It's the two halves of you.
The nerdy side is for.
Gangster side is Zerg.
Oh, I did.
Has Matt Raj.
And Rex Chassa.
Cool.
I don't even know how to get back to the.
Bottom left corner, just keep hitting back.
I'll customize.
Yeah, and then hit customize smart ID.
Armor, whatever.
I'm going to go with.
I'm going to go with whatever.
Whatever.
It's so weird, it won't let me add you as a friend on.
Yeah, I couldn't do it, as for either.
It's really done.
Well, I have Fergie is a friend because it's on my Xbox.
All my Xbox friends are here,
but none of my steam friends are popping up.
Even though I'm playing it on Steam, it makes no sense.
I don't get it.
Invite, Steam, choose friend invite, but there's nothing else pops up.
You know what I am going to do?
Where's my Destiny install?
Except let's reinstall Destiny.
Even though none of my expansions carry.
Oh, I didn't say we do.
I mean, I'm still going to do it.
Fuck you. 102.68 gigabytes.
Jesus. Yeah, dude, I haven't played like any of these expansion.
OK. CS2 needs an update.
What are we waiting for?
Let's pump up that field.
We were waiting for Robert and he said to be back in like five, 10 minutes.
Oh, let's play another match.
Oh, we need to rank that up.
Oh, it's not me.
It says one or more of your fire team members has not completed the 25 matches.
It doesn't say me. It's one or more ranked. Yeah.
OK. Go to Slayer.
Go to social slayer.
Or just quickly.
Trying to cap me out at 60 frames a second, which was.
Isn't that what your monitor takes anyway?
No, I can get it.
I can. I have a refresh rate of 165 hertz.
Oh, nice.
I can run fucking 200 plus frames a second. Nice.
As a sound call of duty, I cap out at like 300.
Nice. I run since I can't even run 300.
Max is out of 300.
So like I'm averaging like three eighties or two eighties.
OK, I was like, I thought it capped at like 240 or 250.
I guess 300.
Well, that's tight.
I don't ever play it less than 60 because or 120.
Well, yeah, because you're playing it on console on our
car on our new consoles were capped out at 120.
Yeah. But my monitor is also capped at like 120.
Would you read? I think my monitor's I think my monitor.
Like 145.
You should be able to push 150 frames.
Yeah, well, that's why I said I normally run between like 60 to 120,
depending on the game when I'm streaming. I don't have that.
That's already.
You want to have is actually depending on what you're playing.
You want to have a higher refresh rate because that's why you'll get shit on
because they'll be they'll be able to see you before you see them literally.
Yes, but also certain games.
If you lock your frame rate like Destiny, for example.
And fuck was that other game I was playing?
Spider Man's another good one.
Some of some of those games, if you lock the frame rate,
it helps you not die.
I've never heard of that.
Yeah, because like the destiny raids
when you lock your frame rate.
Oh, OK. Oh, what is this?
I don't know, but I like it.
I don't know because I am floating for so long.
What is this?
Oh, it's purple rain.
Flare with needlers and grapple shots, infinite
ammo, bottomless clip and low gravity.
OK, don't OK.
I've always wanted to be Spider-Man.
And I fucking died.
Oh, it's like literally limitless.
Like you could just keep firing and it'll never end.
Well, it's just standing there anyway.
Like you don't even need to reload, bro.
It was awesome.
Like literally, oh, my God.
I got over here so fast.
Oh, double.
I don't know how much I like this.
This is fucking weird.
That's fucking awesome.
Oh, my God.
No gravity shit is like.
Yeah, that's the part I don't like.
This infinite fucking needlers like that's fun.
I don't know, dude.
It's like I don't know who shots are mine and who the enemy.
You just want to be on the main bridge.
It's just it's just shoot that bitch.
If it's red, shoot it.
I don't know how I didn't kill any of them,
because that was ridiculous.
This fucking I think gravity shit driving me crazy.
Yeah, the no gravity is really irritating.
Yeah, because I can't move like I need to.
What are you talking about? I'm moving just fine.
No, I mean, like I'm trying to do like strategic jumps, like speed,
trying to be quick, but the low gravity fucks me up.
I'm not going to move.
That I keep forgetting, oh, my God.
And then I fell off the fucking map.
Yeah, I did that three times.
Oh, damn, finally got me.
Surprise.
Oh, I made him fall off the map for you, Ferg.
He was behind you, but I got him.
Thank you. Yes, sir.
And.
Or please tell me you're still fucking streaming
because this is a fucking.
Bro, go watch my POV, dog, I'm telling you.
Oh, my God, this is redonkey list right now.
Give me, give me, give me, give me.
Oh, that was why I flew.
You're doing what I'm doing.
You're just going up to the top and then fucking.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm just I'm.
Flinging myself and just like finding people.
It's great. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I guess. No, no, no, no, you listen here.
No, no, you listen.
I don't like this at all.
Oh, my God.
I love that limitless needlers, but they're anti-gravity.
The whole gravity thing is just throwing me off.
Yeah, it's purple rain.
I got you. Yeah.
Yeah, the week gravity.
You know.
I said there's going to be one around the corner.
But.
For before 20.
Now, fuck your ad.
You know, if you just subscribe, you wouldn't get ads.
You know, you said that.
How well is that going for you?
Yeah, it's here and there.
You think so?
Yeah, I'm treated.
Bitch, you just killed dolphin. Oh.
He was behind the wall.
Holy fuck, Ferg, you can grapple the ceiling, bro.
Is that what you've been doing?
Oh, my God.
Yeah, whatever you can hit it on, you can swing from.
Yeah, but with this low gravity ship, bro.
Oh, I know.
Oh, it's just making it easier.
What are you talking about?
So, yeah, you use the grapple is like your vector thrusters, man.
It's.
He grappled me, hit me with a melee and I still turned around and won the fight.
And then defended against another one.
Not necessarily successful, but you know, whatever it is.
Yeah, yeah, you got this.
Oh, my God.
How are they in it?
What? What?
Like Ferg is shitting on them.
How are they fucking winning?
I have iron. Uh huh.
They really know.
No, fuck, he got me.
On the edge.
It's on the bridge for he's on the bridge, the bridge.
He's on the fridge.
Yeah, I heard. There's like 12 bridges.
Very back of the whole way.
Like a fridge.
I was surprised by the fuck, even like right.
So I.
I'm fries, motherfucker.
Sunrise, motherfucker.
I already said that.
Nice try to.
Plow.
What? I'm plows, motherfucker.
One ply, motherfucker.
Ten plow.
One ply, motherfucker, ten plow grade.
There you go.
Yeah, you're definitely ten ply there, but.
Oh.
All right, James, we need you to make a comeback here, James.
Yeah, we need you to talk about.
But I need all of you to fucking do something.
That's on the team right now to fucking do something,
please, for the love of God, please.
You're at least bouncing keyboarding.
Yes.
Yes. OK, good.
That's why you're fucking wrecking.
Ah, fuck.
They got double teamed.
I still want 21 and 12.
I went like 12 and something.
They pretty much done nothing but drop almost 20 either 20s or almost 20s.
Like I am.
I love the grapple shot.
You give me a mode with grapple shot.
I'm a happy bitch.
Happy bitch.
Yeah, 12, I got 12.
All right, you in here?
Yeah. Right on, right on.
Right on, right on.
Oh, wait.
You know, I'm almost completing two fucking two steps in each like level.
Now I'm for bronze.
Now I'm bronze grade two.
Nice.
So what was that?
Kill five enemy.
That's killing enemy who attacked you first.
Oh, that's all.
That's social slayer.
Sorry, I had to go say good night to my kid.
That'd be good.
I'm vibing, but it's fun.
And it is.
I'm still I'm not really a fan of this halo, but.
I had the last match was fucking ridiculous.
That was so much fun.
So much fun.
So once I got used to the gravity and the grappling hook
fucking taking me around places, I started to fucking get some kills.
It clicked with me super quick.
You would fucking like split gate, though, man, I'm telling you,
you got fucking a portal gun and it's halo with portals with a portal gun.
Like it's fucking awesome.
That just sounds like a headache.
No, because you can't shoot the portal wherever you want.
You can only shoot it on designated walls.
Oh, like, so it's not like portal.
No, it's not.
It's like portal, but it's not portal.
It's very similar, though.
Literally, like they look the exact same as portals from.
Green and blue.
But the only thing is, you can actually like during during the match,
you can you can shoot them and you can destroy them if you want.
Hey, touch anybody, anybody.
Okay.
Fine. You would be the only ones.
My.
But what?
Oh, fuck, did I just miss Robert?
You smoke and, you know.
Sorry. I don't square.
That's that's what we mean by the touch.
Remember, well, there
well, there is a track
truck driver.
Well, you're on your own now.
A stranger.
I just started lagging like absolute fucking crazy.
What? Yes, even I did.
Dude, I am.
This is fucking.
My game.
Thing is, it's something on there on their end.
Oh, I should have.
Like, they're.
You're.
As a.
Gating. Yeah, I am.
I'm in the game.
I'm not a loading screen right now.
Yeah, something's happened.
I'm leaving this fucking match.
Well, dude, I'm not even in it yet.
Well, yeah, don't don't join it.
It is awful, dude.
Something's going on that's causing it's all the lag.
Yeah, I'm not lying anymore.
Hackers.
Oh, hands down.
Yeah, I can't even like I'm still.
I think they're skid lacking.
Yeah, because I'm even I'm still lagging every once in a while, too.
I'm not.
You're not.
Uh huh.
Hmm.
Maybe it's just us with all the bootleg computers.
He's got that new fancy boy.
Double kill.
Yeah, I know.
His stream looks fine.
He's over here.
Fuck off.
Oh, there's a gravity hammer.
There's a little bitty one.
I was about to say, you better grab that sword.
Oh, I lost both my hammers there.
Screen.
I had two hammers.
If you want to grab them.
Oh, you guys.
Oh, sorry.
All right.
I am closing Halo and restarting it.
Sure, I fall.
I'm sorry.
Oh, shotgun.
I miss the head.
Oh, how did what?
Bullshit. How did I die after he's whatever?
Yeah, these guys are most definitely cheating somehow.
Like skip lagging and we're still winning.
Uh huh.
Fuck, yeah, it's because they fucking suck.
Yeah, they're skip lagging, though.
That's exactly what's going on.
You mean like switching.
Yeah, get lagging, lag switching, whatever you want to call it.
I've never heard like switching referred to as skip lagging.
Oh, that's just how I know.
All right.
Yeah.
Same premise, though.
You get it.
Yeah, I was just I've never.
No, I got you.
Yeah, that's exactly what they're doing.
Those guys right there that you're actually attacking are literally the ones.
Yeah.
Yep.
Well, there's two of them when I first saw it.
I was going to say there's four of them right there.
Now they're pushing pretty hard.
Right there.
He gravity hammered me from across the room.
Yeah, that's some bullshit right there.
Oh, fucking plasma pistol.
All right.
Fucking send it.
Send it, bud.
Oh, that's I did.
So are you going to tell Dalton about your character yet?
Me?
That's for session zero, dude.
I mean, if he asked, yeah, that's for session zero, bro.
I mean, he knows.
I assume that he knows as much as you do because it was on the general chat.
You know, I mean.
No, I didn't read it.
I I'm not worried about it, honestly, like.
Oh, let's be real.
You have a pretty good.
Thank shot. Oh, shit.
You have you know me well enough to have a pretty good idea
of what I'm probably going to do.
I mean.
Originally, it's like the kind that would.
Like.
Oh, he left right in mid talk.
Oh, there he's back.
What do you do that for?
I did not mean to.
Oh, bitch.
I want to switch windows and click the end call button on accident.
What were you saying about me?
I seem like the what?
The kind that would go above and beyond.
Oh, you would go plus.
Exactly.
Oh, because.
You'll fucking beat me to it, bud.
Hey, man, you know what?
I like my full immersion.
If I'm going to do it, I'm going to do it.
I am. There it is.
I don't like the gunsets they've given me.
All right, everyone.
OK, whose game are we joining?
Loud. Yeah, mine's booting up now.
I just had to reboot it.
So Dalton, they were making fun of me
because I decided that I wanted to make a song for my character
because, you know, he plays instruments.
You're making a song.
But I did. I made two, actually.
I love it.
He right. Come on.
Let's be real. We both know that that's exactly something I would do.
Fuckin love it, dude.
Yep, I made one on the mandolin and I made one on the pan flute.
So lost.
What are you lost about?
Can you guys hear me?
Yes, yes, I can hear you.
I hear any of you all of a sudden.
Sucks for you.
That's on your end, homie.
That is so weird.
We hear you. Wait, so this means time to talk shit about you, right?
Yes, it is exactly that time.
Love it.
It's like a grab hammer super wide.
All right. Are we all joining up in the same match again?
We're almost done. Our match is almost over.
We got six minutes.
I like them.
OK, yeah, I was going to say twenty nine thirty three there.
There it is. Now I can hear you guys.
For some reason, I just like all my audio into my headphones.
It was weird. Quick.
Everyone, don't make fun of him or don't talk shit about him now.
Fuck. Wait, you.
Oh, ha ha ha.
Oh, ha.
I was trying to help you out there.
I got him.
Overall, I just lost all sound for a minute.
No, we figured we could hear you.
Every single one of them has a grab hammer.
We could hear you like we figured you obviously couldn't hear us
because you weren't really replying, but yeah, we could hear you.
Well, the last thing I heard was, hey, Dalton, and then.
I repeated it and then nothing.
And I was like, are they following me?
Like, is he just because I see the green light up?
I'm like, is he just fucking with me?
All right.
Don't be. Fuckless.
Oh, yeah, they're behind us.
OK, who left the match?
We haven't left yet.
Our team is almost done. Our game is almost done.
Yeah. Oh, nine more.
No more kills on their end.
Yeah, and they're getting them pretty quick. Eight.
Oh, shotgun. There we go.
I don't I don't know this map either.
This must be also a new map that I just don't know.
I think that that's a big reason why I'm not doing super hot tonight
is that a lot of these maps that we've been playing on are ones
that I just don't fucking know.
I was I don't know this one very well.
I'm just happy to get what I'm just happy to be.
You know, it's not really.
Grapple shot. Oh, that's a.
Bitch, I so wish I would have clipped that.
He goes up to shoot a rocket launcher and I grab the hammer
and I swing it and kill him. Oh, he got me on that one.
Did you see that?
They got us both. Yeah.
Yeah, they only need three more kills there. Yeah, you.
Oh, fuck that ravager.
Oh, fuck you.
I'm last kill. Look at that. Yeah, no.
So they were making fun of me, Dalton, because or well,
James was making fun of me because I decided I was going to make a lot
for my character. Fuck, you weren't.
You want me to? I was not.
You make fun of everybody, James.
Get up. No, it was just he did.
I was like, didn't like I had heard of any.
I'm actually doing that.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You got to do it all the time.
No, he got super immersed with it.
And I'm like, you're fucking right.
This is not the real D&D regularly.
That man is not even really common.
Well, real here.
How cool. Hold up.
You would be in a dumbass.
Hold up. How cool is it going to be when we go to set up on our adventure?
And I press play on my phone to play the song for our bard band that I wrote.
And it's fucking badass.
Not only that, but when we go to like when we go to like here,
I'm going to I'm going to play.
Hold on. Let's see if I can get this.
No, don't spoil it.
I don't want to hear it. Don't spoil it.
It's OK.
Last time he tried to play it in discord earlier and it kind of fucked up the audio.
So I don't be completely surprised.
That's fine.
Don't take your headphones off for a minute.
OK, they're off.
OK, let's see if we can get this.
We're going to have to type in chat when I can get back in, though.
Oh, this is not going to come through.
No, it's not coming.
Just leave it. Leave it. Don't.
Anyway, make it funny at all, either.
No, I know. I'm just giving you shit.
Yeah, you fucking bitch.
It's like we've been over here like planning our characters the whole time.
You know, and a live stream.
Most of the time. You're good.
Yeah, no.
And so I wrote everybody against me, Robert.
Jesus damn right, I am.
So you're going to are you guys going to join or what?
What's up? I've been waiting for an invite.
I've been sitting here waiting for you guys.
I said Dalton message in chat that he's good,
but I don't think he's come back yet.
You're already in our fire team, Jackass.
The fuck I am.
Well, I couldn't invite you.
I see you. I see three and I wrote one song.
I wrote one song as like a for the dulcimer.
It's a longer song.
And then I wrote three small parts for the pan flute and played them.
Like I learned to pay the to play the pan flute specifically for this.
So when it sounds kind of.
Janky at the top corner, by the way.
Are you not at my games loading?
That's transitioning at the top corner.
Hey, look at that, dude, for you and I tied.
You and I got the exact same score, except I got two more assists than you.
And our team sucked.
Oh, yeah. No. Hey, look.
Oh, yeah. Dolphin.
Dolphin was with us.
It showed him in there and it kicked him out.
All right. It does show me in your fire team.
It showed. Yeah, I showed James to both of them were in there
and it kicked him out for whatever reason.
Hey, look, you left again, James.
I left again. Yeah.
Not mine.
My screen's been showing me I'm not even in it.
I just invited Dolphin.
Oh, did you?
And now I'm inviting you, James.
Like I was just having problems.
I just sent you an invite.
I did, too.
I didn't get it.
Yeah, I'm really I'm having problems.
OK, hold on.
It says invites up.
We all invite you on this court.
There you go.
I've never done it that way.
Oh, I know I did it earlier, too.
That was weird.
Or they can just go back to the general chat and hit the fucking join.
Yeah, that's normally how I do it.
Well, I went into my friends list and I was trying to join you for.
It just says ask to join.
OK, hold on.
Actually, it's fun.
Says join.
Yeah, something else says invite or join, and I just said join.
That's how I joined you guys last game.
I'm getting a noise for it, but I'm not getting it.
Oh, there we go.
I spammed you that way.
It could like pop up, hopefully.
Sorry. Oh, it's Windows G for Game Bar, by the way.
Oh, is that what it is? OK.
Yeah, sorry for the spam, but at least you know, I could hear it, but.
But OK, there we go.
Nice chance.
That was so weird.
I got it. I just spammed you a bunch.
Oh, did you? OK, then I won't spam him.
No spam. I'm still spamming.
He does it. No, no, that's just mean.
No, keep spamming because apparently I get shit.
Really? Yeah, I get it because I wasn't getting anything.
We're so it's.
I just sent you like 37 more.
You can't hear 37, but I'm fucking clicking like a sum bitch.
I think we're like past 50 there, actually.
You said 37.
I want to go change my arm.
That's what I was going to do.
Yeah, I'm just going to let it load for a sec.
Right. So this guy, I wanted to change his helmet.
Bergy, I really need to come over and help you set up some more viewer.
Channel point things.
Because I'm sitting over here.
If I had more people in here, if I had more people in here,
then besides just us.
I have so many points.
I need a waste points.
Oh, I like the green.
I need a 420 time on Fergie's.
I can just spam it.
We're going to do the high vis fucking visor.
I'm going to take the high road.
So Dalton, you want to play?
What?
Dalton, what?
So you said yesterday on the pod
that you like Westernized anime.
But you ain't seen invincible yet.
Dude, I have seen it and I told you that I don't like it.
I know.
It's going to kick that horse a bunch, aren't you?
You know what?
Do you because the new episode was so fucking sick, bro?
Well, so we spoil it.
I haven't seen season two yet.
Don't spoil it. OK.
Not that I actually care about spoilers, but don't spoil it.
All right. Invite me again.
Again, invite me.
Actually, I'll just do it in this court.
I'll just click the join button.
Yeah, there you go. You can be in.
You should be able to do that. Try that.
I censor another invite.
Holy shit, it worked.
No, I was actually in one where I knew.
We're going to change the color, though.
Oh, you.
I guess I'm talking party leader.
Dalton is the only one without the clan tag.
So sad.
Oh, am I?
I got bullied into it, so, you know, tell him to f off.
That's why I just said I cry.
And I like it better than geeks, honestly.
Just because you do like this.
Well, we are.
For real.
Oh, I can do this one.
It's your muscly.
Gothness.
When you are like the most like,
I wouldn't say preppiest guy, but.
Whoa, bro, I'm so far from.
Preppy.
There you go.
The opposite of Goth almost put on my iron man.
So not.
He's.
So cool.
Let's look.
I am not goth myself, but I'm not the opposite of it.
There you go.
I pictured Dalton with like.
The haircut, the like skater
look and hair cut and flicking his hair.
What do you got to say about that?
It's because I had nobody.
So did I.
I was to say this.
I met all I painted my nails black.
I wore spiky belts.
I had the chains.
Fucking had it all.
Bitch.
Studded belts.
Whatever.
There you go.
It's a good.
Well, fucking educated here.
Thank you.
I love this map.
This map is fun.
OK, so I put on my iron man armor and color.
Yeah, I went to go switch mine in the game.
So you go.
Oh, I didn't get my visor changed in time.
You didn't change your mask.
I did.
I tried to.
I like how he just shrugs to like.
I.
Fuck you guys.
I.
Could I.
Hold on.
This the fucking randomized one again.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, no more super gravity.
No, now it's just random.
Yeah.
We all just.
I don't like that.
Guess what?
Mine was a bolt caster, dude.
That's all I had.
Bullshit.
Oh, there's a sniper on the.
Pistol.
Yeah, I dropped a sniper.
I went to no scope.
I killed the sword guy, but there's a pistol in the back end.
There's a dude with a hammer back here.
I don't know what you would call this because I don't know this shit anymore.
Gravity hammer.
No, we're on the map because I can't.
Yeah, you can.
You can ping.
Which one's paying?
Oh, I'm on a controller, buddy.
You're on a controller.
Yeah, I see.
Yeah, no, there's a way to.
Argue which one brings.
I don't fucking know.
I don't have that set.
Who do I?
Oh, yeah, you can.
Oh, I know you can.
I just don't know.
I've tried to figure it out.
Right.
You're to your left, your left.
Oh, I'm fast enough.
There's one above it.
And I'm in a tunnel.
We hit each other with the yard sale.
You are. Oh, no.
I got you.
Thanks.
He fell on top of me and I started swinging,
but he like jumped out of the way just barely.
I have a sword there, by the way, if you wanted to get it.
You I cry.
What?
Hashtag I cry, it's just that guy cry.
I can plasma pistol, bro.
Where is everybody?
How did he underneath in the tunnel?
There's a guy just chilling out down there.
He's got a gravity hammer, though, so be careful.
So do I.
Yes, so do I. And he's dead.
Oh, I can get him, bro.
I got him.
Oh, shit.
Two more behind you guys.
Oh, yeah, they got me.
One gravity hammer, one sword coming at you, James.
All four of our back.
Oh, he's got a sword and a gravity hammer.
Fuck.
Beta man, beta man, beta man.
I'm in the tunnel.
I was like, I already snagged a woman.
Yeah, we got me.
Got one.
I do. I do. I do.
I hate that fucking center yet.
If I had something different, I could have won that.
And I started off with two shit pistols that have no fire rate.
Because Fiesta.
Yeah.
I don't know.
That's all I got for that, buddy.
Where's T-Pain?
Yes. Oh, shit.
Does T-Pain play Halo?
Wrong kind of T-Pain.
How does he hit me from fucking 20 yards away?
What?
He had a hammer and was 20 yards away.
It killed me.
Yeah, he just did the same with me and a hammer.
Yeah, shouldn't be.
He made a dangerous shock wave.
Take that, you little fucking bitch.
Hammer coming at you.
All right, two and two and very mid map.
Very mid map.
Yeah, they're all in the yard.
Made it.
Cool boys, man.
Got one.
Bitch, I come around a corner and he smacks me in the face with a hammer.
Hey, Dolphin, I'm going to use you as bait.
Because I have the heat secret right now.
And it gives me a fucking.
Behind me.
Watch out, Dolphin behind you.
Oh, I hammered fucking hammered.
Yeah, hammered.
You.
Oh, damn.
That fucking stairs block horrible here.
One of them's right.
And you, James, one of them's running two hammers.
He's going right side of the map.
Got one. There you go.
There you go. Got two.
There you go.
At three.
Oh,
I want to pick one of these hammers up.
I can pick it up to.
Thank you.
We're going to try and beat them.
I'm going to the bottom of the tunnel.
And I'll say none.
Oh, yeah.
Damn. Other side, center alley.
Watch right. Watch right. Watch right.
Wow.
And you're really live.
Sword guy right there. Oh, fuck.
Yeah, he barely had health.
Shitty. He got a hammer.
He's in the middle.
Watch out for.
I got one.
The guys on the side were the bait for the guy with the fucking.
I had you heard.
Or so he's almost dead.
He's running down the tunnel.
Oh, rocket.
He's running out of the tunnel.
He just ran into the tunnel.
OK.
Right in front of you, Berg.
Well, they got them.
Got him.
The one left.
Oh, sword.
Got him.
Yeah, I took your hit.
He was going to kill you and he got me instead.
Taking that sword.
There's a needler on my body, too.
I fucking shot him with.
Oh, yeah.
White blank.
I got the rocket launcher.
Now watch out.
Oh, yeah.
I'm around.
Or there's another sword.
Right behind you, can I?
You're welcome.
Oh, right when I was in a slice and bro.
Oh, yeah.
I did. I turned around and went to slice them right when you shot.
You would have killed you.
Like full on.
Oh, that was stupid.
I think the hammer swing off the time I got him.
I got him, though.
Oh, I am middle.
And I ran.
Coming in middle.
With the sword.
Watch ones coming inside.
All in New York over there, buddy.
Yeah.
I want to trade this off the quiet.
Oh, guy with the sword, guy with the sword right in the middle of the yard.
He just came out of the tunnel.
There's two of them in the yard.
He's concentrating, he's probably doing better than we are.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, get him for nice.
What is what these shit guns are giving me?
Yes, all random.
Yeah, it's all just Fiesta.
That's just how it goes, man.
Oh, that was a big jump.
Clip that.
Thank you, fucking James, for killing his ass.
You are so welcome.
I was with the like weirdest fucking gun ever.
Oh, there's a guy right there.
Center center, center, center.
So I'm trying to come out behind him.
I'm coming up behind you. There you go.
Got one more, one more center, two more center, two more center.
Oh, my God, I can't fucking see.
You're welcome for that. Oh, my God.
Well, fuck.
Oh, get him. Nice.
Fucking death zone.
That's coffin corner right there.
It's whatever you need.
Laundry, I got one right in front.
He's got the same gun I had.
Yep. He just picked up my rockets.
He's right there in the center, especially now.
Watch out, Dolphin. Fuck.
There's two there.
And you got a grave from the grave.
I want ice.
Any two kills.
Oh, yeah, right here.
Got you. Oh, you didn't die, bitch.
Everybody took. I got him.
Thank you. We got another one coming.
There's two on that side. Fuck.
I got stuck. There's nothing I can do.
They need one kill. We need one kill now.
We only need one. Don't die, anyone.
Yeah, we should go hide one more, one more, one more right here,
right in the middle, right in the middle with the sword.
I got him. I got him. I got him.
I got it. Yeah.
Let's go. Let's go.
24,000, 2.0.
Can do 15 and 49, dude.
That was a close one.
Yeah, like that was close.
But that was a good one.
Now, that hurts.
Fucking good job, ladies and gentlemen.
Fuck back. Jesus.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I'll wait to see mine.
Hey, Lance, I had almost 6000 damage.
I got 3000 damage.
I got 3000.
Oh, my God.
I got.
I had 15 power weapon kills.
I had five nine hundred and twenty two damage, 24 kills, 10 deaths to assist.
Forty nine hundred nine.
But six, I went on a five streak with the pistol.
Nice. I got to a three, I think, with the hammer.
Yeah, I was at three or five enemies with the sword.
I grappled killed two people.
Don't fucking brawler over there.
He's the only oh, no, I guess you got to may they kill two for.
Oh, I got like fucking six.
Now you got one may like kill one head shot, six power weapon kills.
Oh, power weapon. OK.
Now you're good, man.
You got 77 shots on accuracy.
You're 30.8.
They did better than I did.
I was just sand and shit down.
Yeah, you fired 172.
You got 70 hit.
Yeah, dogs over your snoring like a motherfucker scared the shit out of me.
Oh, my God.
Oh.
If I'd work on if I work on my accuracy and get more accurate,
I'd be even.
Dalton and I are nine points of damage difference.
You got nine points more than me, Dalton.
He he he he.
But I took I took six hundred and sixty nine damage more than you.
And Dolphin sent down two hundred and fifty rounds.
So he did.
And a boy, bro, fucking send in that shit.
I hear the rest.
Like that.
Oh, man.
Oh, great.
Oh, shit.
We were all pretty good.
I mean, we were all pretty good.
I mean, we were all pretty good on our shots hit, though.
I was I think even pro players only make like
50 or 60 percent of their shots like.
Probably I'll say.
I kind of want.
How many fuck.
Oh, fuck that, dude.
I love competitive game modes, bro.
I do, too.
But the guys in rank just like, I don't know.
I feel like it's a little bit too much for me personally.
So you know, I have that drive to fucking I want to get to that.
Like, I want to be able to do that.
Like, I want to play in this top lobby.
They do more power to you, but man, that's just don't have the time to grind.
I just don't have the time to go again.
Yeah, I don't I don't have the.
I have the one I just don't have the time.
We're all a different color now.
I'm like my Iron Man shit.
I just forgot to change my damn visor.
There we go.
Well, we're supposed to do tenacious geek colors.
And I just missed out on the memo.
I did not pick tenacious geek colors.
I did not either. I just above us above us.
Oh, he just dropped down.
There's another one.
I stuck me.
There's one that's sitting up there behind a shield.
I'm fucked up to shield.
Oh, and of course, he pops another one.
Yeah, there's three sitting in the shield right on my body.
I don't even know how to get out there.
It's a fucking pain in the ass.
I don't even know who you are.
What is the point of this stupid lightning gun?
This is the fucking worst thing ever.
I hit him three times and did nothing.
Ah, oh, the shock.
Girl. Oh, I thought you got to hit headshots.
Yeah, I just fucking thought the map.
God damn it.
So did this guy just watch them follow the map?
That's probably me.
No, it was one of the from the other team.
Oh, oh, shit.
I found two of them, one of which has got scattershot.
Get them, James.
I'll be your overwatch.
Oh, Mitch.
You're welcome. Nice.
I drew his attention.
It was like they forgot that there's a portal.
Yeah, well, they probably did.
Oh, why didn't my fucking job?
OK, I landed.
Oh, I thought I fell off the map.
That happens.
Oh, you look so strong with us here.
Wow.
Oh, he just ran through that fucking portal.
Well, bitch.
Oh, oh, you know what?
We're going to activate this one.
Oh, damn, he's super hurt.
He's super hurt.
Oh, no, there's one more coming.
There's one more. Thank you.
His shields are healed.
There's a whole fucking map where.
What is it with all the fire?
I got a fire.
Everywhere I got one.
I fuck.
There's one.
The other one ran down.
You drop down.
My body spinning in the air.
I have a fucking bulk.
Right here at the stairs.
He's got a fucking rocket launcher.
Is.
Got a 10.
Oh, I only got 10 percent left on this fucking.
Hammer change it.
Or pick up something else
and just use it if you see them getting near you.
Oh, man, empty Tesis at the.
S.
No, they did.
and so nice another set
of big
.
What is this?
What a he is.
What a dilute it.
R Soviet.
to get him with the bullcaster.
I was just barely.
Yeah, one sword, one hammer guy.
Yes, I got either.
Fuck them.
Got one yard sale got assist.
Yeah, I got I got one there to double kill.
I got another assist on that.
Nice.
Oh, I fell off.
Fucking a not so much.
A bit of holes. I really don't like.
Oh, they're about us.
The whole shit.
Yeah, it's fucking annoying.
I do. I do. I do. I do.
He's dead.
All right. I didn't pay attention to who it was behind,
but it was behind somebody.
Yeah, it was me. I got you.
OK, I heard that in time.
There's still a guy up top up there that I can't fucking get.
I'm sitting on a hammer if anyone wants one.
I said, yeah, I'm sitting on it.
I'm standing on it so they don't get it.
Oh, my God.
Oh, how did I just fucking die there?
Oh, I traded him.
Oh, I got two kills there.
I got one with the needs that I threw and I got with the funds with the sword.
I got two of my least favorite guns, a stalker and a fucking shock.
Is there a terrible setup?
Like the best guns ever, bro.
I love the shock rifle.
Well, you can have it.
I picked it up.
Whoever just fucking threw that stupid bubble.
For real, bro.
I at least stand them so we can see where they're at.
Yeah. Oh, shit.
That may have been me. My bad. Sorry.
They've got a sword.
There's like all three right there and all four of them are right there.
Oh, I'm fucking retreating as best I could.
A fucking Lancer.
I just hit him a shock with the shocknades.
Oh, neither. There we go.
I think one's coming your guys way. Watch out.
So he's right here, right here, right here.
He just went in the doorway.
I was in the doorway.
I got a hammer.
Killed one.
OK, I'm rushing in.
One of them.
Sure. Yeah.
There's a sort of the back sort of the back sort of the back.
Where the fuck was he shooting me from?
Up above us.
Oh, well, us.
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
I just jumped myself off the damn map.
Oh, fuck. He's right in that middle room.
He's sitting there and I just dropped my hammer.
Yeah, there's there's two of them right there where I just was.
Hammer down.
You put the hammer down.
Not in a good way.
I got a fucking bazooka.
I'm dancing.
Hammer hammer, hammer, hammer, turn around, turn around, turn around, turn around.
Mm hmm.
Oh, bitch.
I didn't want to listen.
I got a rocket launcher.
I'm just blowing everything up.
I don't want to listen because I'm retarded.
You do. That's OK. I killed him.
He flung my hammer as I'm like not far below you on the list.
It's doing great.
I like this map.
I fucking hate this map.
They're above us.
There's two of them, one different runs.
That's fine.
How am I getting hit behind a wall?
Uh, I thought I got sorted.
Get him, Berg. He's behind you. Watch out, Dolphin.
Hold that trigger down. He's coming behind you.
He just dropped down into one room.
I'm going to try and help you.
I'm up top.
In case anybody cares.
I'm getting up here with you.
I don't know that it's a anyone cares kind of thing.
I think it's just.
He's got a sword up there.
There's one dude and I are just battling out there.
He's right there, Robert.
I know him and I have been going back and forth.
Yeah, he just ran this way. I think he ran up top.
He's like, yeah, I got to go.
Yeah, him and I were battling it out,
but he was going to run a little portal guy up top with me.
I do that behind you, Zach.
Yep. I got him.
I got a battle right.
Fuck.
Another one below.
Oh, but it's got a needler up on top.
Rocket rounds.
Got him. Rocket launch. You're dead.
Oh, and you okay over there, buddy?
Yeah, just concentrate on the one off the very.
Not even moving.
Yeah, I was texting.
Chill, bro.
God, what are you his mom?
Like, I didn't know if you went AFK or anything.
He'll let us know.
You bitch.
Did you die through that portal?
Fuck. Yeah, he had a hammer.
He beat me.
I'm not walking through that bullshit then.
Yeah. Oh, he just came through.
Oh, fuck. I'm in halfway to portal.
Yeah, he came through right as I was going through.
Yeah, there's two on the other side of the portal.
They're coming through one hammer.
How did I not trade him out?
He gave me a sniper and a plasma pistol.
As I say, once Jason, watch your back side, James.
I got nobody, I'm clear.
I stepped up on the top.
Dead.
And I want the portal real quick.
OK, wrote a router.
Oh, damn it. I couldn't hit the sniper shot.
Shit.
There are two up there.
And he's got a sniper sniper and a needler.
I also have a needler.
And in my pants.
Is neither beat mind, but he's barely there.
He's like almost dead. Get him.
Yeah, he's up in the top. Fuck.
Holy shit.
Dude.
I had two pistols.
I keep spawning with pistols, dude.
Me too.
What's up, dude?
Oh, you scared the shit out of me.
Bye.
He's coming up to you.
What?
Oh, he's right.
He's going to be right below you.
Going in between the pillars.
I think he's coming.
Oh, no, he's on me.
With like a grenade launcher.
All of us have exactly 11 kills, that is.
Pretty dedicated work, gentlemen.
Oh, up on top, he's he's one shot.
He's one shot.
Working on it.
Maybe not now.
Oh, there's three of them now.
And I just got the victory with a reversal
and a grenade kill right there.
All three of them.
Okay, I gotta step away from that.
I'm going to go with a
single shot.
You know, I know what I'm doing.
I'm going to go with a single shot.
I'm going to go for a single shot.
All right.
OK, I got to step away for a minute.
I'll be back.
All right.
I think I'm about to head off and go to bed.
Yeah, me too.
I think I'm a play one.
I think I will play one or two more.
All right, I'll get you one more. One more.
Fine, fine, fine.
Considering this is going to go on the podcast, so.
You guys have noticed Craig is in here, right?
Oh, I've noticed the whole time.
Yeah.
All right, would you give her?
Hella beat me.
You fucking sweat.
5600 damage, 41 percent, 20 kills, 11 deaths, six.
I had one grand slam kill two plus enemies
with the with the single glove or gravity hammer slam.
I think I killed like three people in one shot.
Two yard sales.
One killing spree, one kill, one back smack from the grave.
Interversal.
Ooh.
Yeah, I need to go play some party animals.
Don't judge me.
I'm over here like I want to play Halo.
Yeah, I'm a little addicted to that game now.
And it's all your fault.
What part animals?
I don't know.
I don't know what part animals.
Yeah.
Soon.
Thank you.
I was going to say, I think I'm just ahead of you now, too.
And right.
I want silver.
God damn it.
I think I'm almost there.
On me.
No, me.
Yeah, I think it's like I have a full like triangle,
full diamond in my news is only half of one.
Calm there.
Calm down there.
Half a star.
Listen, listen, he went from superstar to half a star.
Yeah, like.
My average life is 47 seconds.
So it's a zero zeroes is 47 years was 42 dolphins was 47.
That's because we just went running in there and fucking.
I had one grenade, three shots, three melee kills, four power weapon kills.
163 shots hit 389 shots fired.
Dolphin put a thousand rounds down range.
I think that was also because I kept getting that fucking zip zip fucking laser heat gun
thing.
Yeah, the thing's fucking trash.
I don't know.
I got like four kills at that.
Zip Zipperoni and zip zip zip zip.
Come on, let's get back so we can play more and I get us.
Yeah, man.
Yeah.
Hurry up, man.
Don't have a cow, man.
You call me fat.
I wish I was fat.
If the shoe fits.
Does it fit?
Correct answer is no, for those of it, because you're so far from that.
So far from fat, buddy.
I know, I know.
Like shit, man, I'm fat.
I'm the one over here with the beer guy.
That looks fucking sick.
I like that.
It's too quiet.
Customizing.
Where's.
I'm making some art.
Some arts and crafts.
And I don't have anything to block that.
It fucking sucks.
I won't just delete it.
What do you guys want to do for community game night?
Blue.
I mean, fair enough.
Twenty seven.
Six.
Twenty seven.
Dicks.
East.
South by Southwest.
Forty two.
Forty nautical miles south by Southwest.
Times forty seven.
All right, we got it.
Where the fuck?
Oh, there it is.
Where the fuck is my rectangle at?
Yeah, fill that bitch.
We go.
I'm about to go into this fucking three before.
Oh, he said it'll be right back.
That is gangster, bro.
All right, what does it have to look like?
Let me see.
Oh, shit, it's ten o'clock.
Jesus Christ, Robert, come on.
Fourteen hundred by fourteen hundred.
Say, I think I might buy the optics can I go tomorrow?
I got to go to Olympia tomorrow.
You know, by the white game tomorrow.
The optic gaming scan.
Dude, you could put robot limbs on.
Yeah.
That's legit.
I'm putting robot limbs on.
You know, like James has.
I didn't even notice.
And his robot legs.
I put a robot arms.
Oh, yeah, you didn't notice, bro.
Yeah, that's not dolphin.
That's our AI.
I dolphin.
All right, come on, Robert.
That's fucking legendary.
But how many just go?
I got to go to bed.
Must sleepy.
Yeah, all right.
Sorry about that.
I look.
Oh, my kitchen sink is leaking.
Ask if then shall receive it.
Right now.
He's like, come on, Robert, it's ten o'clock.
Let's go, bro.
You're like, sorry, sorry.
Ask you.
Jesus, did I hear.
Well, bronze grade one.
I want 1111.
Look at that.
I'm going full Iron Man with this one.
That's what I'm going to literally go change my my visor to right now.
Yep.
Cyclops Iron Man.
Oh, why are you doing Cyclops?
I like this.
I'm Iron Man.
All right.
Why are you judging me?
I'm judging.
Hurry up.
Absolutely.
I like my commando helmet.
Cyclops looks kind of cool.
You like going commando.
That's why.
Sometimes you just gotta free balling, bro.
Sometimes you do, man.
Is free.
Free balling.
I don't have Cyclops, apparently.
So do you guys want to hear the weirdest mystery in the entire world?
No, no, but I bet you're going to tell us anyway.
Right now.
You said no.
I will tell you.
I just wanted to say no, just to be funny.
You can do it like it's more unsolved than the Bermuda Triangle.
It's weird.
Triangle is not a thing.
Is it Jesus?
No, it's.
What?
What what moment did you guys realize that you knew all the words to Colt 45?
Oh, I was high one day in high school.
Like, do you ever remember not knowing the words?
Yeah, I don't.
I do.
I remember.
Yeah, I was probably I was probably a freshman.
That's probably like 10.
Look, I don't know.
I remember.
I just remember like I just first of all, I call 45 a Tuesday.
Maybe that's all we need.
Yeah, but I can't remember a time when I didn't ever know the words.
And I've talked, I've asked that question to like a few people and they're like, no.
Like, I've just always known the words.
It's weird.
I knew most of the words, and then when I was in jail, they told me the rest of the ones that I didn't know,
because we got the whole cell block to sing it at the same fucking time.
There was definitely some entertainment things about jail.
That's for sure.
Yeah, my jail experience suck.
But, you know, it is like a lot of cards.
Yeah. Yep.
I did all day every day.
Yeah, I play fucking cards.
I didn't get cards except for the paper shitty ones that I made.
And the dice I made dice on the bottom.
Oh, yeah.
I didn't get dice.
I got card made dice.
Oh, I had a toilet paper and soap, dude.
Oh, it just gives me a fucking golden eye.
I was in twenty three ones, so I didn't like, oh, double kill killing spree.
You weren't solitary. Why?
I was 17.
He's special.
I was a two time felon before I was 18, man.
Wrong place, wrong time.
So, yeah, I was in twenty three ones for eight months.
And that sucks. Yeah.
It's fucking horrible.
Oh, shit. I was an extra level of bullshit.
I stuck him in from the grave with a non sticky grenade.
Oh, yeah.
And I was in, you know, Clack of Trash, number three worst jail in the fucking country.
Oh, God damn it.
I was hopping and couldn't fucking flight away.
Shit.
One sent one grappling in the center.
What's the center top circle?
Other side.
I don't know this map either, but I kind of like it.
It's like an old Japanese.
Kind of thing.
Yeah.
And he's up on top.
Yeah, there's two there, buddy.
Nice in the back.
Backdraft cinder shot.
Spray and pray girl. That's all that is.
I just got a double.
Pretty much.
Oh.
I spawned with a rocket. Oh, fucker.
And I got a kill with it, so.
I'm dead with her. I'm dead without rockets.
Right.
Oh, yeah, I'm doing terrible.
Oh.
Why does it keep giving me these fucking guns, dude?
Just to get smashed with a fucking rocket to the face.
Well, yeah, that's how it's supposed to be done, you know.
Fucking noob toppers and then gives me a sniper, bro.
Fuck it.
360 noscope.
Oh, I got him anyway.
And then somebody else got me.
Fuck that.
What was.
Watch out behind you.
Right. It's at this point, you just got to say the real name because then they actually pay attention.
Yeah.
Okay.
I was trying to get my noscope.
Ah, I got.
And it gives me a sniper again, so I get to try again.
God damn it. I'm fucking just one kill behind you still.
I'm on the sniper if you want it.
Oh, I didn't hit my fucking melee button in time. Jesus, I got you.
I don't know if I like these guys using like I feel like they use the dojo walls better than we do.
Oh, this fucker's got a sniper.
Fuck you, you bitch.
Oh, he's over that way. Sorry.
Oh, I'm out of ammo with that.
No fucking way he hit me with the source.
I got you.
Double kill. Oh, yeah, I fucking smacked him with a hammer.
I was going to say I'm kind of stuck in the.
OK, cool. I got a better gun this time.
I don't. I got a fucking little shit.
Oh, man. I to remember in the middle circle.
I killed the dude with the hammer. He like went to hit any mist or something. And so I got around behind him and then killed him.
And then his buddy got me.
I've never done that before, though. That was actually kind of cool.
Damn, I melted one up in the pencil.
God, I'm fucking.
They are definitely using these balls better than we are.
Yeah.
What do you want us to do?
Nothing we really can do.
What's your left dolphin?
I do for behind you.
Oh, fuck. Two guys and where my body is one sword.
My bed.
Oh, fucking I got him.
Sword sword in the middle is dead.
And they learn a fucking disruptor, bro.
Oh, God damn it.
I should have waited and played my fucking life.
Watch out pushing that far outside.
Another sniper.
Oh, oh, fucking needler.
Oh, God damn it. There's three right there.
Yeah, right above my body.
Oh, fuck.
Come on, bro. We got a nice.
Scope around since when is this night around not a one hit kill?
Apparently it's not anymore.
I got him with two rounds there and he's still fucking survived.
Yeah, it took me three hits to kill him.
That's bull fucking shit.
Yeah, they're all not far side. I'm behind you, dolphin.
Yeah, two right there on that far right side corner.
One's got a sniper.
I took the hit because I couldn't see him like blind or something.
I killed you in a yard sale. Cool.
There you go.
I'm going to stop the sword guy if I don't die.
Dude, that was bullshit.
That grenade exploded right fucking behind.
Motherfucker with a sword on the bottom.
Yep.
We got the assist.
Both of us. I bashed him and kept him from killing me.
There's a hammer guy right up here.
Right. Right behind you. Coming up behind you, Robert.
There's one. Me too.
Damn it.
I turned around.
I thought he was behind me.
I took it over from you right at the very end.
Did you?
Yeah.
Oh, boy.
Oh, yeah. Look at that. Two kills.
Hey, look, I want even. I want zero. 15 and 15.
Oh, you know what?
I'm going to go, I'm going to go with a
good one.
I'm going to go with a good one.
Yeah, I'm going to go with a good one.
I'm going to go with a good one.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right. Well, shit boys.
So there's a fun little game night episode.
A little special podcast episode. Yeah.
Oh, I know. Oh, I didn't realize that we were podcasting.
Whoops.
Hi, Craig.
Yeah, that's, that's what Craig does.
Yeah.
And that's where I get featured is like on the weird video game podcast episodes.
17 and 13.
Yeah, I was 15 and 15.
I look killjoy.
I think probably killjoy and from the grave are probably my favorite.
From the grave is one of my favorites. I used to do sticky bombs.
All the time.
Yeah, plasma.
All the time, bro.
I would just like I run up to people and if I couldn't kill them, just stick them and let them kill me like, yeah, at least you're going to die too.
But I think that's going to be it for me too.
You want to say goodbye.
Say goodbye.
Later.
Yeah, I guess.