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Oh, I'm not talking about it.
We already discussed this when we're talking about it.
Don't make fun of Luna.
She's working fine.
I have no room to talk.
I got fuel in my oil, man.
So we talked about this earlier.
I'm pretty sure I do, too.
Yeah.
Hold up, I got to make an account here.
Oh, you do have to make a shark bob account.
Fuck. Yeah, I'm almost done.
Oh, you're fine.
You'll be fine.
I took I got another half a scoop of preworkout here.
So we're good.
Night, baby.
So, yeah, originally, I was going to go
660 to all four wheels and decided this better idea is to stick around
like three fifty four just to make it a nice, easy,
reliable daily driver.
But, you know, I've still got literally everything except the short block.
And it's the only thing I don't have, and I still intend to buy, you know,
the closed deck, fucking monster short walk.
Oh, I can't even get over it.
Oh, Greg.
There, you know what?
I'm going to let me restart my game real quick while we're waiting.
Maybe that helps with the stream. Yeah. Hi, Greg.
Hello, person, I don't know.
This is my very awesome, super amazing friend, Craig in Craig, we trust.
And Craig, we trust.
You like that title, though, Dalton.
Such a dumb episode.
Hey, so what Craig does
is Greg records audio from our channel right now.
OK, from everybody's Mike, straight from the source
and sends them directly to me and then sends them to me.
Directly to me individually.
They know to be made into a podcast episode.
Nice.
That's why the fuck not. Right.
Just for a little bit, we'll do it.
Oh, wow.
I'll keep holy crap.
Fucking what?
Dude, it's going off right now.
So it's that Israel, the Palestine Israel all the way.
She's fuck Palestine.
Your name says it all. Fuck Palestine.
Raise hell on them.
Fuck Israel.
LMAO, only fans like Israel is not a legitimate state.
Fuck Jews, USA will nuke everyone.
Sorry, my booty's wet.
Send me an invite.
I want this chat.
Like, wow.
I'm confused.
That is nuts, dude.
I don't know if I like my camera right here, bro.
I move my camera if I like it.
I got a.
Got a close up shit here.
Yeah, I don't know if I like my camera.
What do you guys think?
Look, there's one one screen, two screens.
Yeah, my cameras appear, but I have you guys over here.
No, they were going on.
Normally, this is my other screen and you guys are over here.
Nice.
Hey, what fucking person should I be here?
Just look at the at the.
I've been used lately.
Yeah, I started off with.
Enforcer and warden.
Your Q and E are your main on your your main skills.
Then you have a passive underneath it.
And then I have gone to saboteur and prowler now that I've maxed out warden.
And then if you see, if you click on one of them and then you see to the left of the actual person.
There's a type perk as you level that up, you can change that perk as well.
So if you see where mine is, mine says athlete, so I can scale walls faster.
And I'm going to put it here.
But this basically and these will change between all of your different archetypes.
Some will be the same.
Some will be a little bit different once you get to the later levels.
Hey, bro, you know what?
Maybe I'm going to do this.
But yeah, I mean, it's kind of basically dependent on your play style.
I really like warden warden is really fun because his Q gives him
invulnerability for a few seconds and then he can dash, which also does damage to people if you pass through them.
Yeah, it's just really good when you're up close quarters.
Yeah, super good.
That's a new camera angle for sure.
Yeah, right.
Look, hey, check it out.
Scholar is the newest archetype, obviously that one.
You guys see my.
Your double chin.
That's more like a quad chin, bro.
I fuck you, bitch.
You were making it happen, my dude.
I know.
I make a shark mob.
Here, I restarted everything.
Let's see, can I stream now?
Is it just a zero whatever?
Oh, what?
Are you me?
Yeah.
Oh, fuck, I don't know.
Your shark mob.
No, it's.
Our Fritz.
Mm hmm.
There you go.
All right, request.
Oh, you don't know how to do what?
Sorry.
What was it?
For your streamer.
My buddy.
What was it?
Hold on.
Loading.
I like this camera angle, bro.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, I'm watching.
I'm playing Pokemon.
I'm looking like this.
You can press space to go past it.
Every time that happens, you know, yours looks all pixelated to me.
Same.
But you can do the community vote that basically just all that does is you can vote for what the team death match maps are, what gold weapons, which is the highest rank of weapons are, and then what archetype perks that are laid out on the map.
Some of them increase your movement speed. Some of you allowed to double jump.
And that happens every two weeks.
Is that enough buttons?
Too many.
That's so even all of them.
There's another one right here.
Right there.
There's a more right in the middle.
So what you got, bud?
What you need.
It's a our Fritz with a Z six six one.
Yeah, I added you on that.
Oh, I'm on you.
Yeah.
Yeah, our Fritz.
Six six one.
You can just type in our Fritz and it added in for me.
Yeah, that's probably right.
Except mine sent the request to.
Maybe.
It's going already.
What?
What am I doing?
Yeah.
Press back, press back, escape.
Press Q.
You keyed yourself into in the bottom right.
Oh, it'd be.
Yeah, I got.
So yeah, bottom right.
When it lights up red around the circle.
Means you're cute up.
Gotcha.
Okay.
And then I just invited you to our group.
So you should be able to accept that and you'll hop into our lobby.
I hit why.
Oh, it's why.
It keeps telling me it's the button to the side.
You might have to.
I'm on keyboard.
I know Fergie has to do some weird thing with his controller to get
it to work on.
Probably.
Yeah.
So you can't just like connected and then steam.
Like then you open it and steam.
I'm.
I know.
All your controls work in here.
Come follow us.
Come here.
My controls are working.
Oh, yeah.
We can go to the firing range.
Yeah.
Well, you can slide.
You slide cancel all that shit.
You were watching us.
You got it.
I get the gist of it.
You're a big boy.
I'm a real boy.
So, yeah, basically.
Down here.
There's a lot of different weapons.
All I'm going to say, though, is you should be super,
super good because controllers have aim assist.
I'll do that.
And we've proven that with free.
Yeah.
Why he prefers it because it's the only time he's good at it.
I just like controllers personally.
I've always had no to be strong.
I got my PlayStation controller like right next to me.
More bunch of more weapons.
I play on this controller the most.
There's also more targets over here, different kind of targets.
This is my main controller right here.
Gross.
I want to get this hooked up to the.
You want to know what's wrong with that controller, though?
What is it?
The brand that is made by.
Nintendo.
No problem.
He's hating.
I'm just not a big Nintendo guy.
PC Master Race, man.
Yeah, but I love the switch.
I love the portability of it.
Also, I mean, this firing range is actually pretty big, Robert.
So down there, there's like four different sets of targets.
And if you go back upstairs, there's a short firing range
or smaller weapons like SMGs and pistols that have.
There's a sniper one over here.
Yeah, then there's a sniper range.
And there's also a melee weapon range.
Is there a melee?
Mm hmm. Yeah.
This way. No way.
Over here.
I don't think I've ever seen the melee one.
Oh, yeah, I've never gone up here.
Oh, shit. That's news to me.
I mean, it's pretty dull, but, you know, it is what it is.
Yeah, I mean, this is where I like really like figured out that I like the daggers the most.
Well, they're faster or faster.
They don't do as much damage as the swords, but that fucking.
Yeah, sewer bomb and those damage, though.
That's sewer bomb is what does it for me, though, because I already have a sewer bomb as a saboteur,
so I can double sewer bomb somebody and do damage without even touching them.
Yeah, the katana kills them in like four hits.
Double swords is 10.
Daggers is seven.
I got six on daggers.
I'm getting six.
And then why am I getting six, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
I got four for the swords.
Two, three, four, five, six.
Oh, they're different health.
Oh, yeah, they totally are.
Two, three, four, five, six, seven.
I had one, two, three, five, six.
That's another thing, Robert, is every range in here isn't every every target has a different health rating on a different range.
The katana is for three on these guys.
Armor.
What'd you say?
I closed my game real quick because I was changing settings and I'm not good optimizing my computer.
I know you're just fine.
Yeah, I decided to free up like eight gigs for it specifically.
I mean, these guys are like one shot, dude.
I do like the swords, though, because it has the fucking fast forward jump thing.
Yeah, I like the daggers, though, because of the poison.
Yeah.
Well, and with my with my E is what I'm saying.
I was like, dude, I just got mad poison out the ass on those people.
Like, mix this with fucking the crossbow, but the swords allow you to leap like between buildings to some extra form of travel.
Yeah, I don't really give a shit.
Oh, I love movement, dude.
I'm a fucking spider monkey man.
If I come over here and I blast that and then swap to this.
You can be a fucking hell of damage.
But then having to reload sucks.
Hey, look, it's Hufflepuff.
Hufflepuff.
Shut the fuck up.
It's Hufflepuff, bro.
And here's Gryffindor.
Oh, my God. Why did I never notice this before?
They're slithering. Oh, shit.
Where's Ravenclaw? Where is Ravenclaw?
Here's Ravenclaw. Dude, what the fuck?
Where? Over here.
All right. On the other side.
I think Ravenclaw.
No, that's like the one that doesn't match up.
That's like Hogwarts. Yeah.
But you know what? It's close enough. OK.
No, it's not close enough.
Dude, you should really play the fucking Hogwarts game.
I need to get up.
They just did a huge update for it, too.
Yeah, I haven't played it in a few months. Neither have I.
You didn't play in Starsfield, Robert.
I started playing Starfield five days before it was released.
I have over a hundred dollars.
You're a lucky fucking preorder shit.
I just got cyberpunk and I got four hours into it, and that has taken me
like five days to get four hours into it because I can not deal with this fucking
cyberpunk prologue.
It's just the prologue.
Like, once you get past the prologue, it's way better.
But I just can't get past the prologue because it's fucking irritating.
I am a hundred hours into Starfield,
and I've literally only done the first main mission because you have to.
That's what I love about Bethesda, dude, is you can just go wherever the fuck you want right off the bat.
I'm a huge side quest guy anyway.
I built a bunch of ships. I've stolen a bunch of ships.
I built my own ships to do whatever I want.
Dude, you would love Fallout 76 and and four because that's all you basically do.
Like Fallout four.
I have like 300 hours of fallout for I just build settlements all the time for
everybody wants to play fallout for dude and get behind fallout for I got bored of it.
Yeah, me too.
I'm a I'm a fallout nerd, though, and Bethesda nurse drone.
I know I listen to you.
If you want a really good single player like fun time, though, go play Guardians of the Galaxy.
Ew. No, I hate superhero games, but it's not really superhero, though.
It's Guardians of the Galaxy have superpowers.
How do you know you can't join someone?
Oh, no, we have to invite you to our party.
We're going to invite you. OK.
I got him. Thank you.
Like going into weird matches.
No, but for real, dude, like the game is way better than any of the movies where it looked.
I played it on the Xbox, though.
But it looks so good.
And the story was really well done.
Like, I love the story of the video game more than any of the three movies.
And I'm a huge fan.
Like, I have Guardians of the Galaxy posters all over this room.
You've seen him. He knows you're the master of Marvel.
He's listened to all the podcasts.
I'm a showstopper, buddy.
I've been listening to all of them. Don't do that.
Oh, OK. I'm the master of Marvel who still hasn't watched Secret Invasion or Loki yet.
I watched the first season Loki and liked it.
And then I got my first season. I meant like the new ones.
I haven't watched Secret Invasion. I haven't watched any of the what ifs.
What if it's so good? Oh, my God.
It was it was good.
It was, dude, James told me about that and I specifically bought a month of Disney Plus just so I could go watch.
What if it was like, no, it was so good.
My favorite one was Ultron.
The Ultron episode was nuts.
It was up. Are we ready?
Just ask me to see my login stuff.
Robert, are you ready? Sure.
Yeah, I would. You could just share mine, too, for now, until they kick us off.
Well, as they're doing that password crackdown shit Netflix did.
I'm not really. So the way to get around that, which is a smart thing, too.
So if you have who are ready and then you have Disney Plus do the bundle where you get who Disney Plus and ESPN for cheaper than if you buy them both.
And then they can't do the.
Huh? I have all of it.
You have the bundle. I have the bundle. Yeah, but I don't I don't even pay for it.
So because of that, though, they can't do the past.
It's part of my Verizon phone.
Oh, I had that on there.
And then they were overcharging me for fucking Disney or Discovery Discovery Plus.
So yeah, if you have that bundle through who they can't do it because the ESPN like works in its own network thing.
So they can't do the password crackdown bullshit. Yeah, we'll see how that goes.
Netflix did it a fucking way that nobody saw.
They got rid of it because a bunch of people got mad at him for it.
No, they still got it. Really? Mine doesn't.
Ours does. See, I use my dad's and he lives up in Long Beach, Washington, and I'm down here.
So down here where we're going to be isn't an Oregon city.
Oh, gay Oregon sucks.
I agree. Or I said Oregon sucks.
I heard you. I live in Vancouver.
I figured. But I work.
I'm sorry. Also, Robert, there are like kind of quests in this game.
Hey, how did you guys like that? That traffic yesterday?
And have any. I didn't have any of that.
The fucking freeway was shut down.
No, for like, dude, I sat in it for like three and a half hours to go fucking less than five miles.
Yeah, I turn that fire walking down over here.
That's James's favorite fucking person.
But if you want nothing as ridiculous kick.
Actually, back out real quick.
Oh, yeah. The purple melee weapons do have a right.
No, I just the other ones don't.
OK, the katana deflects bullets. So if you hold that, the dag break daggers, throw a poison bomb.
Here, I think I could shoot at you.
So we see if I can shoot at you.
Oh, wait, I heard it.
That's cool.
It's actually super useful.
It's really useful.
It really pisses me off when people use it against me.
I bet I kind of like this, though.
Yeah, the scores blades were my favorite for a long time, especially because you can use the right click as an extra form of movement.
And that's that's a big thing for me.
I love the movement in this game.
So I fucking love Lucille.
I don't know what it is.
It does damage. It's slow.
But something about Lucille just.
It's too good.
We'll start off a helipad, James, just so you can get a decent start.
Are we going to be able to hit trios?
Or should we go to TDM so he can read it?
I'll pick up.
What is the wait time? What's the key times?
Four minutes. Holy shit.
We'll see what happens in a fucking couple of minutes.
Yeah, OK, fine.
Really that long.
Trios always takes forever because that's where nobody nobody has.
There's hardly any bots in trios.
That's what I mean.
Hardly anybody's got a full team that they like us, you know.
I mean, the most the most bots are in solos and then it goes down for duos and even further down for trios.
And there's none in team deathmatch.
Yeah, but team deathmatch queue is so easy because everybody's in it.
Yeah, and games take like five minutes.
Yeah.
But the maps like it's not the full map. You get a tiny portion of the map to play in.
Super tiny. It's nice sometimes.
When you sometimes go, it's nice.
Abandoned mall is my favorite spot to play in for team deathmatch.
I like the construction site.
Oh, just on the other side of abandoned mall.
Yeah, with all the shipping containers.
Yeah, that's a good spot in the half built building.
I like the I like hanging around the shipping containers and just throwing my smoke bomb everywhere and just turning invisible and killing people.
So what's your play style, Robert? You're more of a range guy, right? With the snipers.
I like being a sniper, but I don't have a problem being up close.
No, we just we have learned that at least in this game, it's really effective to like play to everyone's play style pretty equally.
Right. Yeah, he's a rusher. I'm a sniper.
Yeah, I prefer to only work on it.
I prefer to do sniping. I like to stay in the back and take a lot of my job.
I kind of do both.
Typically, it's like if it's just me and James, they back and spray while he's up front and then I'll rush in.
Yeah, yeah.
Or he'll knock somebody and then I'll go finish them off or something and then come back and then I'll sit back and just watch.
And then when it's the three of us, me, you and Ferg, Ferg just fucking doesn't stop.
Well, that's the fucking best part, dude. Up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down.
And the two of you just go and then you both end up dead.
And then I got to come fucking.
And I'm getting so many kills.
But since I've been playing Muse with the the heels.
Yeah. Nicer to stay closer.
That's been huge.
Close ish or we could run. I'm healing while we're running real quick.
And then poof, we're back in the fight.
Oh shit, there we go.
You choose brute, Robert or Vandal.
I don't know who I picked on.
I think it was Vandal.
You'll choose it again.
Enjoy enforcer.
I don't know if he's a sniper.
I mean, Bruder Vandal, just like you originally started out with, might be a good choice.
Yeah, I like to Vandal.
They just had way too that.
Move this queue.
And his E like the smash because I use that to travel like a jump, get halfway, use the smash to get the other halfway.
Yeah. So.
All right. Oh, also slide jump is a lot.
You know, it takes you a lot farther than just a regular jump.
You know what this means, Dalton?
Plus ultra.
They just won't hear it in the podcast.
Is this where you guys are up here?
Yeah, I'm blue.
I think I'm purple.
Oh, yeah.
Also hit if you hit X, it gives you like a special vision.
And it kind of highlights where weapons humans are humans.
Such a good podcast episode.
Humans can give you how to play different abilities.
Yeah, you can like eat humans.
It's like their blood.
Yeah, but I like depending on the color of the human, it gives you different abilities.
So some of them will give you increased melee damage.
Some of you health regen, cool down reduction on your screen.
Yeah, I'm kind of you'll kind of get it.
Also feeding feeding on other players will also give those to you, but just randomly.
It would give you a random one when you finish them off.
So when you go down, you can self res.
You get like a 20 second timer and you can self res the 20 or 30.
I think at the beginning of the game is 40.
And as the game goes on, it gets down to 30.
Is it 30? I thought it was 20.
I don't know. Feels like 100.
But really though, and then you can go help pick them up.
But the self res is the best part.
Unlike apex or whatever, when you go down, you're dying.
Right. Yeah, your your health doesn't go down unless you're out of the zone.
If you're out of the zone, you can't self res.
It'll stop your timer. OK. Damage stops your timer.
So it still has like a storm effect or whatever. Yeah.
Yeah. Same shit. There's typical B.R. right.
Hey, look, he's already level two.
He's already level two. How do you do that?
Oh, Jesus. How are we still your your vandal level is one.
Your your player level is to. Yeah.
I don't know how I did that.
So you can see the little four circles down at the bottom.
Yeah. Blue, purple, pink, orange.
Yeah, I see it. Green, purple.
Just him with his colors. He's colorblind.
I know he is. There's a blue revolver in here.
Hey, there's a chest in here, but there's a blue auto shotting.
I'll take that, too.
I end up on my own.
This would be such a like a special podcast episode.
But like I said earlier, fingers crossed is a key up here.
Teaching somebody how to play blood high as we've talked about it so much.
Oh, yeah, there's a chest down here, too.
And there's no keys in sight. What is this?
Oh, here's an artifact, though, right here.
What do we got here to Robert?
What reduced cooldowns?
And go ahead and take it, Robert.
My arms are already fast enough.
F or you're on it just automatically equips.
So it just gives you increased cooldown reduction.
On your Xbox controller or over there.
You have to have a key off the chest, but it gives you weapons.
I got you. Keys are golden.
So you can't open doors, huh?
Nope. The only doors you can open are for the gun store and the blade shop.
And then there's a medic shop, too, that just has blood bags and shit.
Hey, James, what's the quick key for his body armor and his blood bags on the controller?
I want to say it's on the D pad. I don't know. I haven't used the controller.
I found the targeting opt in TDM for like a minute and then.
Okay, yeah. Body armor at all.
Like this, it brings up the wheel.
No, I got nothing of anything.
So there's there's somebody over for you.
And then you press the D pad and you can equip it. You can also drop it that way.
Right. Yeah, it's literally like the same thing as a text essentially.
Yeah. And then you can also access your weapons.
Your weapon inventory is V on a keyboard, and you can drop any of your inventory that way to.
Is it is it start or select?
Not select. Start it start, which brings up the whole menu thing.
Yeah. Primary, secondary, melee, artifact.
Yeah, you can drop any one of those.
Okay, which means if you hold start, it might go to the leave game.
How did you do that?
Well, that's my special ability. I hit my cue.
I don't know what that is for you, but your special ability should allow you to.
Yeah, so you're you're you're it's like I can't I don't know.
I think you think it's LB and RB, isn't it? Yeah.
Yeah. OK, so your LB is probably our cue.
So it's the one should be a. Yeah.
Oh, it should be a super jump. Yeah.
It should be. Yeah.
Punch and your punch can be used to temporarily like disable people.
If you smack them with it, it gives you like two seconds.
They jump in the air and they can't shoot or.
Nice. All right.
And I know that because I played that class, I've max level that shit.
Nice. That jump is too good for me.
Somebody already alluded over here.
I think Robert's got some gunfire over by him.
Oh, I got some I got a purple person down here.
Robert's definitely got a gunfire.
Now I hear gunfire.
I'm coming.
No, you're good.
I don't actually see anything. Oh, it's over by you.
So, OK, so pay attention to your map up there, by the way.
I saw the red dot. Yeah.
No, no, no, no, not the red dot.
The red cross.
Do you see the red cross?
No, I have a red diamond.
Oh, my God, I'm down.
He is almost dead.
I just downed two of them.
Nice things. Yeah, dude.
That's what I'm talking about.
See, so like, hey, come down here.
One, two, go to this third one and do what it says right here.
Oh, shit. Another team, another team.
That's that's probably the other third guy.
No, because I downed three people.
I downed the other dude. He's killing me.
I'm dead.
I'm dead, too.
That's all right. That was a figure it out match.
I don't want that.
Yeah.
Fucking only give me two out of those three kills.
I didn't finish the other day.
I leveled up.
Now we can leave Robert alone and let him do his thing.
You're good, guys.
I appreciate the help.
I brought we did it to Dalton to sack me for.
OK, Fergie taught me.
I saw him stream it one day and I was like, all right, I'm going to play.
He taught me.
I played it a little nonstop.
Dalton watched me.
I taught Dalton how to play.
Hey, I love a little bandle, too.
Look at that. This is this is how this game grows because it's a dying game.
Yeah, they really sucks.
They stopped active development on it.
So it's kind of just in limbo.
If it blows up all of a sudden and people hop in and shit like that,
they'll come back to it. They have to.
You think, but until then, it's kind of just.
Floating around.
So it's like we could play it, but there's not going to be anything kind of new.
And if they were to drop this on Xbox, though.
I like it.
Why is it only on PS5 and PC?
I didn't make that. I don't know.
Like, if anything, it would be or PC and Xbox like is such a weird choice.
You would think it'd be Xbox because it's on PC, but no, it's PS5 and that's it.
I don't I don't get it.
You think at least PS4, too.
You're going to do the Sony thing.
That doesn't matter as much anymore.
That song is actually a bunch of the exclusive Sony games are going to be going to Xbox now.
Yes, because Xbox is a fucking gangster.
Well, that's because I think Xbox, a huge portion of Sony,
they just haven't actually said that they did.
I mean, they bought Sony.
Sony's mad at them.
I'm mad at Sony anyway.
I'm mad at Marvel for letting.
Sharing Xbox.
Oh, you're cutting out.
Yeah, I realize that. No, I said I'm a little mad at Sony.
Because they're not.
I guess I'm more mad at Marvel because they're not sharing these awesome games with Xbox.
Yeah.
But we'll get it on PC soon.
It's one of the reasons I switched was so I could play the.
Spider-Man.
Even though I have a PS4 sitting right next to me, it's just PCs are just nice because you like you can literally just sit there and upgrade one of the games.
Like you can literally just sit there and upgrade one piece at a time as you get money.
And you can upgrade one piece at a time slowly and it makes the world a difference.
Yeah. Yeah, like you can't do.
I mean, you can't do that with an Xbox and a P and a PS5.
But like when I got this thing, though, when I got it, it had that built in graphics card.
And it ran like shit.
I went and bought a cheap.
I'm not for gaming made the fucking world a difference.
No, it's made for gay.
Oh, wait, it's just not very much.
Are you not in our thing?
I don't know. You are.
He's he's in our thing.
It's right next to you, George.
I know, but you're not showing up as a purple or blue.
I guess. I guess James doesn't either.
I don't know.
If you want to find the other if you want to find the other ones, there's four more.
I can give you quests.
I want one over here somewhere.
Yeah, one of them is down here.
This queue says five minutes, bro.
Minus 25 seconds.
The queue wait time if you hit E, I will show you the wait times for all the lists.
Oh, my just showed in the bottom screen there.
So that's making this way.
There's another one in Cue for two minutes and 40 seconds.
My bad.
Oh, you're good.
Yeah, bro. I love my PC.
I still have my series X, but that's where like Destiny's at.
And I can't.
I don't know.
Part of me still attached to my Xbox because of all the fucking library I have.
I know how that goes.
Trust me. I have my Xbox next to me, too.
But I haven't turned it on in months.
Like my series X is in the living room.
We just watched Netflix on it.
And every so often we'll play like Car X and I'll go play Destiny.
But I have I haven't touched in forever and I play destiny on my computer nowadays.
Yeah, I have. I just went to PC like earlier this year.
Yeah.
I have so much time in destiny.
Dude, me too.
Not even happy about that.
Like I bought Lightfall was playing Lightfall and then bought a PC.
So I haven't even got to do like any other big raids.
Any any of the season shit I've just beat the campaign.
Light falls on when I have light falls on when I haven't done.
Light sucks. Yeah.
I believe like I liked I loved Witch Queen.
Witch Queen was so good.
To me, at least visually, like story wise, Witch Queen was awesome.
Lightfall kind of fell short.
Yeah.
Unattended.
So I look how far James is away.
He's like he's like all the way across town.
Where the fuck are you guys at?
I took him up to the penthouse.
I took him around to see all the peeps.
There's six in total.
So that was the last one.
And then you can go down this elevator right here.
I started with this one.
Like I remember staying up till midnight for the launch and then playing and then watching all the servers crash because.
It's funny.
I played Destiny one opening day to.
Yeah.
And then then didn't touch it for like two or three weeks.
Oh yeah.
Because it kept crashing every time.
Yeah.
And so I ended up not playing it at all.
I actually gave like the disk to one of my buddies and it's been sitting in his house.
He has not touched it in years.
It's just sitting there.
The original Destiny disk.
The first one.
No, I didn't even.
I refused to play Destiny two.
Why?
Like I played a little bit of the base game and then they did the whole expansion thing and I was like, yeah, fuck this.
I was I played so much World of Warcraft, bro.
I still have the original Warcraft CD.
Buying expansions for a game I already own was ridiculous to me after World of Warcraft.
I believe it.
And then I think it was beyond like came in.
Yeah.
Beyond life.
Like really can't.
No, no, no, no.
It was the one right before it.
What was that one?
But the one on the moon.
That's about when I picked up Destiny two.
Oh, and they made it free.
Yeah, no, I beat all of this.
They want all of this to.
I played it.
Yeah, I liked Witch Queen.
Life was OK.
That's my opinion.
I don't like was fucking sick, though.
Beyond light was way too long.
It was way too long.
Yeah.
And I mean, I'll sit here and I'll wait until this new one pops and I'll buy it like I always do.
I haven't played in years.
I don't have any intention to buy anything for it.
But I have I only keep buying it because it's like I put so much time into it.
At the stream, tell me.
That's what.
So now you just got to cut the strings.
I did with wow.
I haven't played well in.
Don't lie.
You just picked it up not too long ago.
No, I'll make this legit.
I never like got into wow and I ended up playing later on with a friend of mine just because they played it essentially.
I stopped playing August 29th, 2016.
There you go.
Because I quit.
I literally stopped playing the night Legion went live.
That is that is the expansion I stopped at.
You know, I'm going in for sir three, four, seven years, eight years.
I'm going old school, James and no Dalton.
I have well downloaded on my computer.
I booted it up when I got the new PC because I wanted to see.
I know you did.
It was nostalgic to look at all of my characters, but they took all of my level 100 and knocked him down to level 40.
All of them because apparently they changed the whole level fucking shit with this new one.
And I'm like, fuck this game.
That's like what they did in Destiny.
You know, well, they took like so Warlords of Draenor was level 100 and then it went to 110 and I think 120.
Right. And then they cut it.
All of it.
They they redid the whole level system.
I'm like, what the fuck's the point?
Yeah, that was that hundred plus, bro.
Like, you know how long that took me to do and you just knocked it to 40.
That's what I like to build wars, though.
Guild Wars was level 20 Max Max out of level 20.
And that was it.
You could continue to build your skills and get new weapons and weapons and like armors and shit.
And plus, we only had six skills.
You had to get skill bar was six.
That was it. And it was nice Guild Wars, though.
Guild Wars was the reason they did that was they made it quicker to get the endgame for the PVP.
Because that game was like almost strictly PVP.
I have no idea what you are smoking, because no, it is not.
No, that will mean that's what I did.
He was massive, dude.
And they they're there.
And game took forever to get to, especially because there was three campaigns.
And then there was an expansion for either north and either.
I didn't fucking massive I like got max level and then know there's there's prophecies, nightfall and factions.
And then for then there was nightfall or either.
And by the way.
About what?
So earlier when we were playing, you asked if I could see the right crosses on the map.
Well, now I can see them like I get what I'm looking at now.
Those are the entities.
Those are the military guys.
They will fuck your ass up.
It's a they will shoot everybody.
Stay away from got it.
But if you run down there and you can get like upper hand on them.
They do drop good, good stuff.
Anybody need armor?
They give you skills to.
Yeah.
Anybody need armor?
I got two more.
You can have this one.
OK, take it.
But I want that axe.
I was just about to ask.
Yeah, I'm gonna have another one.
I love my melee.
I have an extra.
Sweet. Thank you.
So you can only wear one armor.
I take it.
Yes. Yeah.
Oh, oh, oh, sniper.
All snap.
Oh, OK.
I guess so.
King today.
All right.
So I guess we're hanging back.
I need to go get some longer range weapons.
Oh, Robert, there you go.
Yeah.
Kingdom Archie rifle.
Oh, it's a market.
OK.
If you find a blue sniper, please let me know.
Because mine is going on top of sky bar.
Yeah, me too.
Oh, OK.
I got a nine barrel.
That's pretty far range.
That's all right.
I'll take it.
That's all right.
There's a crossbow for you.
Nope, I got a nine barrel and a sniper nine barrel and a toddler.
That fucking crossbow would be real nice with my sniper.
Silence SMG.
Yeah, pretty good.
That thing is very, very, very close range.
Yeah, but it's fucking deadly.
Very short mag, too.
If it's purple and above, dude, super deadly.
It's blue is pretty good.
Blue, I feel, lacks the ammo capacity.
Sometimes is there really that much of a difference between them?
Yes.
Yeah.
And then gold is like fucking 60 rounds and gold is when you can also get possible minigun and grenade launcher, but you cannot pick up more ammo for either of those.
Yeah, I'm pushing over here.
I'm going to go check all this.
Oh, you duck on my way. I need a melee weapon, you know.
Oh, are you going to fucking what's this place?
Are you going to the light shop?
I'll follow you to the blade shop.
Yeah, that's where I was doing.
I hear something.
But nobody down here.
Oh, nobody opened the blade shop either.
Fuck. Yeah.
Oh, here's the double swords, buddy.
You can have them.
Oh, there's two of them.
Oh, never mind. There's daggers.
Oh, hey, Robert, you can have one.
I grabbed the doubles.
They're good.
Yeah, we all got swords and then I got my lays.
Oh.
Oh, yeah. And then there's also these these ambulances give blood and then there's the armor vans. That's about it.
Oh, weapon vans to weapon vans are red.
What's going on there?
What's going on?
Oh, well, I hold the third for the term.
Something's going on that I am scared me.
You shoot you shoot humans, you will be revealed for a minute.
Do you want daggers or do you want swords?
Also, if you feed on a human in front of another human, you will be revealed.
But if there are two humans nearby, you just point your weapon in their face and they will run away.
And there's a chest right here. Sweet. I got a key.
There's someone right here. Holy shit.
Yeah. Wow. We went to go fucking feed on the same person.
I got headshot and I cracked him.
Wow.
My God, that was intense. Holy shit.
It was. Oh, there's two teams, James, two teams.
Going on.
They just don't worry about me.
Don't not worry about me.
OK, we're not.
I got one.
I got to go find this other one.
Try to finish them off, Robert, if you can.
Yes, they will sell for us.
I killed him.
Where the fuck did he go?
Can you not hear me?
No, I can hear you. I can hear you.
One of them was over here and downed and I can't find them now.
I killed the one that jumped over here.
Right here.
No, I downed one over here.
Another one around here somewhere.
If anyone's got a key, there's a chest.
I got a key. I was going to open the chest.
There's a bunch of armor.
Oh, shit. On me. On me. On me.
Coming.
Fuck, I'm not a saboteur. I keep pressing my Q.
They're in the...
Trying to climb up low.
Up top? Or hallway?
They went in this way.
I don't know where from.
Are you following me?
He's trying to follow me.
Up here.
I got him.
Finishing him off.
Yep, do it.
Another one.
Right around this corner.
That's a human.
Leave him alone.
Just jump over that wall.
To your right, Dalton.
Never mind. That's a human. Ignore that ping.
I'm blind. I'm blind. I'm blind.
Top of the roof. Top of the roof. Top of the roof.
Take down.
Heal him.
Nope, he's over here. He's over here. He's running.
Coming.
I'm chasing him with daggers, bro.
Oh, there's two of them.
Yep.
He just went that way. Hey, fall back, fall back, fall back, fall back.
I need to armor up.
I think I have an extra armor.
I got it. I got it. I just need to.
Armor three blood bags, three syringe, one, whatever that.
I need a fucking gun. That's not.
That is a.
You pop that if you're in the, the room.
The the zone outside the zone and you won't take damage for like 10 seconds.
Yes.
Speaking of, we need to fucking move.
Oh shit. Yeah, we do.
Fuck. Yeah.
Oh, here's my AK.
We are so far from.
Encircle, dude.
Are we really? Oh, fuck.
We're on the tail, bro.
Shit.
There's a team somewhere over here. I can hear.
Yeah, there's one down here on the ground. Just ran.
I'll take that.
Yeah, one. One more. I pinged over there.
You just ran.
I don't know where he went, but oh, no, I see him now.
No, never mind. That's fucking human.
I'm gonna go.
He's on top of the roof.
No, never mind. That's fucking human.
About the yellow ambulance. Right.
I do see him. He's climbing up the building.
Yep. He's on top of the refer.
I cracked him.
I did 62.
He just threw bats at me.
I just did 80.
Oh, fuck me.
Hold on, hold on. I'm coming.
I'm coming. No, you're good.
Or not do that, bro.
You forget that I could do that.
Well, I know it's right there.
You know, they're only got like 15 damage.
Oh, crack that one on the far left in the air.
Reveal this out.
What did that still
know they reveal your location is like radar.
OK, then I don't care.
But it's only in a certain zone, so it's only where they're flying around.
Right. And a little outside that.
We need to get moving, boys.
We are on the tail end of this fucking zone and we're about to be fucked.
Are we going to fucking go?
Yeah, we need to fucking book it.
Oh, fuck, yeah, we do.
Jesus Christ, I just got shot.
There's only 10 people left, so there's only.
Yeah, I did, too.
I'm above.
Correct. Oh, down to.
Finishing him.
One right in front of you, though, he said he's dead.
Oh. Watch out right there behind you, don't.
Well, behind you, behind you, behind you.
Wow. I was trying to get Robert.
I know. Just try to stay out of zone, try to stay out of zone.
Oh, they killed me.
And they got me. Oh, go down, go down.
Oh, no.
It's too fast for you.
Oh, hey, we got three, though.
There's not bad.
No, there's not bad.
Not terrible.
I got three assisted.
Oh.
Five hundred and ninety one damage to Williams.
Is this even going to be like a fun podcast episode?
They're just listening to us play a game that they can't.
Oh, we're not.
Bug it.
Oh, I mean, I don't.
Say good night, Dalton.
Good night, Craig. Good night, Craig.
Craig Craig.
See, now you all now you're all fucking things are purple and blue again.
Oh, I see.
Maybe that doesn't work in Rio.
OK, so do we want do you want to try to death by Trevor?
Yeah, I was going to try it.
Let's listen to try it.
I'll do that before I leave before Craig leaves us.
Even though I did start it like 45 minutes ago.
Team death matches have to.
It's like it's like Call of Duty, but Battle Royale style.
It's weird.
So like the new modern warfare war zone.
Yeah. No, except you except you respond better.
Better. No, it's it's a lot of death.
Yeah.
And that's what we were playing earlier before we went to the battle royal.
Oh, and you're ready.
Oh, are we doing it? Are we doing it?
Let's do it.
Count me down.
Hold on.
I need a closer. OK, ready?
Making waves, right? Yeah.
OK, ready?
Yes, I'm ready to do one,
two, three, go, OK, OK, one, two, three, go.
Hey, hey.
Mine looks off, though.
Mine looks perfect, though.
Yeah.
Look, I'll turn my stream back on. Mine's perfect.
Why did you turn your stream off?
Oh, what's the point of having it on?
I don't know, because we all have ours on.
I know. Yeah, I know.
I know. Mine looks perfect online.
Somebody else joined in to.
Eventually, you'll get different, you know, as you go through the battle pass.
Right. What was that?
So what kind of games do you like, buddy?
Um, I like most games, man.
Play a lot of racing games.
I play a lot of like sandbox games.
I like first person shooter ones. Halo.
Not a huge one.
I loved Halo and then they would have to play.
Have you played Halo Infinite?
Yeah, they ruined it for me.
So, yeah, why is that?
It's just not as fun.
That's why I like it.
Dude, I really, really.
I'm so I'm one of the other people that really loved Halo five.
I don't mind.
You know, five.
Yeah, a lot of people hated it because they added a bunch of shit.
And yeah, like, yeah,
I like to read my.
Reach is my all time favorite.
I don't care what it is.
My favorite, like, so we're in any of them.
Yeah. I always go back to reach this because I like the storyline
as well as the gameplay itself.
I'm not a huge fan.
Player was fucking up in that game.
I loved it.
It was awesome.
The only hill game that I didn't really like, like actual main
Halo game was ODST.
I wasn't a huge fan of it.
Yeah, ODST was good, though.
It was still good.
I loved Halo two.
That was my favorite.
Yeah, reaching three are probably my top.
Yeah, three was really good.
I know one is got to be at the top.
Do that's the OG man.
We have a back.
How many people can you have in a campaign?
You can have four in it.
Yeah. So.
We're going to do that already, Dalton.
Do what?
Me you infer, were we going to play through like the Master
Chief collection, all three of us?
I don't have the Master Chief collection, dude.
OK, I do.
And I can get it to you.
I had it.
It's on Game Pass to just go pay for Game Pass for a couple of months.
Right. It's like 10 bucks for PC or 15 for ultimate.
Which you don't need to go.
No, but I mean, you get perks and shit.
Which is nice, but.
Yeah, here we go, boys.
All right.
Oh, dual pistol and starting off with no weapons right off the bat again.
Here we go.
I got a crowbar and dual pistols.
And a fucking katana.
We're on the same map as earlier, a K.
Give me the A.K.
Give me the A.K. No one else take it.
That's why I didn't even pick up my fucking.
Oh, my God.
It didn't even pick up the katana.
So they do pick it up.
Oh, was that you? Yeah.
Yeah. I thought I was going to go bar.
Here, I'll trade you.
Give me that.
Here, let's see.
They're just picking up a crowbar.
Hello. Yeah, that works.
Yeah, I'm all right.
All right. Gigi's.
Gigi's. Gigi's.
I got the katana and TDM Gigi's.
I fucking don't mind you behind you.
Well, the fuck you think you're going to prove to, bro.
Oh, he's going to prove to right behind you.
I got him. You can try.
Purple dual daggers.
Oh, no, I want to keep the katana.
OK. Although the daggers are really nice.
Oh, I swooped in there right as you said that.
I was like, yeah, those are fine.
Oh.
That's me healing you.
Oh, OK.
It's what I do.
Why does this seem so blah?
Where the fuck is everybody?
They're up on the roofs, aren't they?
We need armor.
We don't have armor.
OK, you can get our.
I was just very rare in armor,
but you have plus three health regen.
Yeah, and you have all your buffs at the bottom.
You see all the colorful service.
Purple dual pistols.
Some behind us would be Dalton.
Die, bitch.
Purple Tom again.
They were the fuck is everybody.
I don't know, they keep finding me.
I haven't got a single fucking kill.
I got to. I got four and going to be a third.
I'm on a killing spree.
Oh, where did you just poof to?
I don't know, but I'm trying to run over to you
so I can heal you.
It's pretty clear to the street.
You want a purple katana?
I have one.
I'm trying to get to you so I can heal you, buddy.
Oh, yeah, use those syringes, too.
Yeah, I was I was just in a battle.
What about the roof?
Just jump down.
Yep, of course, right as I go to find.
Did you die?
No.
Got him now, though.
There's another katana.
Katana gang.
Oh, it disappeared. Oh, and you need to slow the fuck down.
I do. I do. I do. I do.
Oh, double kill again.
Thank you.
I got the.
Thank you. Come again.
Cook. Hello.
Where'd you go?
They proved there's two of them.
Rampage five player kill streak.
There we go.
Oh, let him fucking there you go.
I was like, don't let me fucking sit there and shit.
Another double kill.
I could give me daggers all day, bro.
I will fucking murk you fuckers.
Yeah, I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
He's out, then direct.
Yeah, I know, and then I died.
You fucking die.
We got six kills.
I can't even tell how many kills I have right now.
Right.
Not really a thing.
It wasn't anything special.
Except for maybe the purple Katana, which I totally forgot I have the.
Bullet deflected.
So the Katana and certain ones are always purple.
I don't have to say purple every time.
Oh, the fucking Tommy gun.
Yeah. Yeah, that makes shit.
Yeah.
They absolutely is, buddy.
But it can be good.
I mean, it can be good.
I doubt that you hit it just right.
That was a free kill.
Don't die, Dalton.
I just died.
I got you, homie.
Eliminate with the sniper. God, that tongue, that sucks.
Yeah, unless you're close range.
Get him, James, get him, James. Nice.
Mine. Are you fucking?
You dirty little bitch.
Oh, no.
I got the kill, not you.
You fuck. I just did like 130 damage to him.
Give me a fucking assist for that shit.
Get the fuck out of here.
This saved your life, though, Robert.
Oh. Yeah.
Thanks. I did.
Yeah, I'm so nice to the people that don't steal Katanas from me.
I gave you the Katana, remember?
No, I'm talking about fucking Mr.
Asshole. I know that knife kill, though.
Yeah, take that, you son of a fucking bitch.
You can't fucking kill me that easy language, bro.
Now, that was a revenge kill, bro. I needed that.
So angry.
We double kill.
They look at it.
Sweet. Unfortunately, there's no final kill cam.
That kind of sucks. Yeah, right.
Yeah, 12 was six and one.
I mean, and then do.
It's not terrible. All right, let's do TDM again.
All right.
All right, let's end this little I'm going to say bye to Craig.
Officially, I, Craig, I want to go pee real fast, though.
Yeah, go pee.
I got it. Thanks for thanks for coming, Craig.
Y'all have a good night.