You are now tuned in to the epicenter of geek news with your host the slippery
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Marvel the cinema showstopper chaotic this is tenacious geeks
how is that possible who some guy on steam 367 hours on record that's it
that's all god bro you got nineteen point six I don't want to hear shit
nineteen point six on what all of the W3 or just call of duty no one under you
three oh yeah these are all like reviews for cod talking shit before you even
fucking realize you made it sound like all he said on steam I was like wait
what bro we are straight up talking about and that is a free motherfucker and
that is a fat lie has not changed because mine says twenty four point one
no it doesn't on my screen right here it does because it's also counting call of
duty like warzone and shit that's what I'm looking at hi buddies hi what's up
everybody we're recording what's up everybody welcome back to the podcast
let me hit you with a little bit of the peanut from the shout out to the old
school Jeff and I'm part is those are gonna show up in the recording it's
gonna be everybody what's up everybody and welcome back to the podcast this is
another episode of your weekly geek or geekiness with the tenacious geeks I am
the Ferg underneath me you will see who is my bottom mr. chaotic or no video
they can't see us but they could hear it we already talked about this but how
many times you're gonna say welcome and then to the side of me if you are
watching this videography if we release it that way mr. dolphin video back for
round two yes I guess three now fancy pants all right look at this guy right
here but uh so now we actually get an episode of all three of us together
since I was out last weekend and not able to make everyone yeah last weekend
I mean it's not like we don't play and stream all together at the same fuck
time I'd be true but this is the first time we've all been on the podcast
together at the same time this is true very true and and we have a first for
the geeks video can we are recording from the comforts of our own chairs yeah
it's all over again this is our COVID episode we're just
catching yeah it used to be just James driving around everybody's house yeah
it was great okay and set up every week lies it was me going over to Will's
house and then everybody just made me a Will's house and then turned into
everybody just coming here now it's just now it's just got the
pretty much damn is facing to win this you're gonna win this are you gonna win
the fire sorry sorry anybody everybody's watching I'm watching the champs for
this season's Halo World Championships and it's the finals and it's phase
versus optic so you know the old classic duo against each other I can't believe
they're like still around I remember when phase was created right dude
there's so much there's so much controversy going on with phase because
of them like bringing in people to run to like run it that have nothing to do
with gaming or anything like that and then now they're like and then going
public on the stock market and I'm fucking failing horribly and yeah
they're on the NASDAQ which you have to be over adult you have to be worth at
least over I think like a dollar shit like that to stay on the NASDAQ and
they're not even worth that they're still on it for some reason and there's
nothing like yeah like yeah yeah and so it's a there's a bunch of controversy
going on between the OGs of phase and stuff like that like the new people
that have been brought in and shit and like yeah there's a bunch of drama going
on in the phase and then you have in Call of Duty you have Atlanta phase which
actually is only trademark named it's actually like Atlanta venture eSports or
some shit like that that actually owns only in a phase they just fucking lease
the name from them weird it's weird to see optics still going to it's
that optics been around just yeah optics still just off gaming though ain't
nobody fucking partnered with them hex just said nope here's the fucking money
for the team when CDL says go fuck yourself well it was so when the CDL
first like the first year of the CDL it was you had Chicago Huntsman and then I
think it was like the first yeah the first season yeah which was MW 2019 you
had Chicago Huntsman which was actually optic that was hex and scamp and all of
that and like the actual optic people and then you had OG LA which is optical
optic gaming Los Angeles who was actually bought out by somebody else
because I don't remember exactly why or whatever and then then they then hex
merged with envy and then that's when they lost Dallas envy which is who won
2019 champs and then in Cold War they merged together Cold War after Cold War
was in Vanguard then they merged together and it became just opt and then it
became Optic Texas so yeah I was Chicago Huntsman for two years
interesting yeah and I started sharing this greater here this is kind of cool
to do it in discord buddy it is quite nice and now we can all be our own
Jamie's that's what I'm saying it's kind of nice oh are you are you watching it
too I just have it on in the background now yeah I have it I have it on my
mainstream and then I have discord off to my second I got the stream off to my
second that's what this is over here but nobody gives a fuck about Halo right now
you know what everybody wants to talk about no I don't
like playing it since Thursday what are you talking about since like bright and
early soon as it fucking went live I mean you did not mean I did I got lucky
hold on I gotta take you
oh you got a phone call right in the middle
I'm hoping they can hear it anyways Dalton yeah so what have we been playing
since Thursday buddy well y'all have been playing modern warfare and the two of us
you haven't but I have your little I don't like Call of Duty so I don't
either I was gonna play it because it was free and all that good stuff but
yeah I don't know I just I got a couple games into it it was frustrating to play
it kept crashing so I haven't stopped it which is weird because I have been
playing it since Thursday morning I don't have a single issue reddish wants
to join also wants to join also wants to join he's on it he's on his phone
driving back from dropping his daughter off he wants to join on his car right
how is that gonna work there is through your discord on his phone
okay he's a model so all right hold on hold on hold on Jamie Jamie Jamie I need
you to do me a favor okay you're getting all this okay I mean I need you to send
Kelso an invite Kelp yeah yeah I think I made it modern you can even did it go
through did it go through Jamie I think the guy I think it did I think it did
this is the best 10 minute intro to a podcast ever it's not really working
right now no but it's this is kind of fun it's just a here at least
entertaining this is gonna be one of our it this this is a rough draft next week
it's gonna be better yeah it is late Sunday night okay is he gonna join what
what I don't know it is 743 it is not late that's late for us wait for mr. I
don't go to work there is nine o'clock thanks Jamie I appreciate you what are
you talking about I go to work at fucking I leave my house at 530 look we
have we have another oh my god we have we have a special guest caller joining
us and from somewhere off of highway 86 or 82 or whatever the fuck it is
for and now I'm on a hundred sixty second I got I've had about three shots
and mistakes were made let's go boys I got beat by my daughter in bowling today
she's a year and a half how does that even happen
okay yeah buddy I'm supposed to destroy the kids man always destroy the kids
ruin the whole thing now she beats me now I beat her what we get home so well
thanks for calling caller what's your question
this is great so now that we have now that we have our special guest here
let's get into the meat already over there look look look Fergie look we get
to a feature we get to guess at the same fucking time and my computer has no
trouble compared to what happened with ADHD and for my excel at the same time
this is awesome yeah not sure way HD is but the talk to just call and said I got
88 MBT's whoa yeah so
yep so if you hold your goddamn horses and let the host to do their goddamn
job we'd appreciate it
there was a motherfucking beta for four days that we are still in the tail end
of and probably majority of us will probably happen to play together after
this what I'm doing as soon as we're done here we were about to do it while
recording but James couldn't do it and I was hyper focusing way too hard yeah
it was a little harder than this it was a lot it was significantly harder yeah
you were either playing some other weird game because you don't like cod weirdo
so we'll start we'll start off with probably the biggest fan of cut no can
I know can I know cuz I got the best tagline ever the hosts do not go first
you know that now lies so dolphin okay here we go what did you wait no no no
no no no no dolphin he's an impo he's imposing as a dolphin he's imposing
as a dolphin okay well I mean the four matches that I played and in between the
two system crashes that I had it seemed it seemed it seemed visually pleasing
but just like every other car that I've ever played before so you're not a fan
no it literally felt literally felt like just an updated modern warfare 2 and I
would not pay $70 to go back in time to play modern for two all over again okay
or high cuz I will one question I own my refer to I would I pay $70 for it I
could just go play it right now one question no you're only gonna play you're
only gonna play them out a bunch it'll be the same okay let me rephrase that but
question one question if the zombies is good and you think the gameplay looks
good from when we start playing in a chip from the games come out would you
do it it's gonna be more of like a looter shooter open world zombie map I
have probably just strictly for zombies because I have I have looked into it and
it does look does very interesting crazy but that's going to be very much
rivaled by my extremely strong desire to buy killing floor three you cannot do
it and that depends on when that comes out yeah I'm gonna $140 on two games no
thanks you have no kids bro you at motherfucker you act like we don't do
that you act like your car is paid off or more what how much did you just pay
for that processor 80 bucks there's a game yeah killing four three that's
coming first when does killing four or three come out or it hasn't been
announced or you just okay see so call it dude it comes out before that anyway
you just wait fucking six months and I'll be on battle pass anyway so if I
wait six months it's already in Greenland so I won't be able to play it
bitch bring your god get a fucking Xbox a pohuto that doesn't work it won't work
off that buddy no he's gonna get a switch there's no there's no withy up
there there's no withy well there is but like no we have is ice there is Wi-Fi
but it's super slow it's like with ten people you can barely stream yeah you
got to think he's he's on like a remote like military undisclosed base type
class not undisclosed
summit station Greenland and then you'll find this satellite image drop his name
dropped a fucking base like oh yeah nobody knows about it but it's there
this man on this board right yep you think thanks for zox in America you
dipshit
anyways so what a what a what do you think there mr. Kelso I think that the
visuals are actually my least favorite part of it it feels kind of grainy mind
you I turned off the grain I kind of agree with it like I turn all the way
up and it still kind of looks blocky like I'm W2 like before like like
shoot original model refer to like world at war I like it compared to model for
two when we just played that one I think they went overboard with the recoil stuff
like that yes it's way more realistic but it's a
fucking video game so it's an honest you yeah so if I wanted to play realism I
play like six nights of Fallujah or fucking CS or something yeah
fucking apex I love cutthroat yeah it's it's it's
fucking great yeah I haven't even seen me you and anything else I'm not shit I
was gonna say the hardest part about it is shit talking because if you're on
let's go like shit talk you say anybody everybody as soon as you're talking to
them so like there's nothing worse to be like you're fucking trash and then they're
like I'm above you and you're like I'm talking to you and then everybody
with their condic out and then there we are that is awesome everybody's banned
from Chad it's a good thing I don't think this voice chat man is actor for
the faint I cuz we'd all be so I know I would have a couple speaking of Xbox
is that whole fucking voice chat thing with the whole strike rule actually real
they legit have an AI that listens to all the voices all at the same time you
have to go in fucking hard though yeah I mean you she has people tested this more
than she's actually fucking able to talk to you yeah that means said though she
can be like bow man bitch like straight the fuck she can be like women just getting shit on and she'll make you feel like
there's nothing you know what this means you know what that means is it means
that we're not gonna get any more funny video oh the funny impersonator we won't
be videos and no see the impersonators and stuff that won't that won't get
voice man those won't get no they say fucked up shit but it I mean we got PC
then still but most of it happened on like Xbox yeah cuz a lot of the shit
that you're hearing in between Pete like a lot of the shit talking that you're
hearing in videos and shit like that like you won't hear the response from
the people like it's cuz they're recording shit in discord yeah like
Vanoss was on Xbox and he used to do that shit mm-hmm he got way worse though
like the one there's one dude out there right now that's he pretends he steal
Vaughn he just says some stupid shit bro it's great it's great it can't pretend
to be feel by now or you're not oh did you just get home buddy
yeah the whole time you just pop the vid see oh do you not have you dot did
you meet you at bowling her mommy did yeah you know I'm home is when my my
room is calling me with my Xbox or with my PC that is great the green below
hurry up and get in there and get on the real mic and get on there and make this
podcast sound official discredited dude it looks like well thanks for calling
caller it looks like you're wearing a cleatis McFarland shirt I'm not gonna
lie hey for our audio only listeners in and out this close cleatis cleatis
stolen in and out like logo looking style for one of his shirts this guy is
so obsessed with this cleatis dude bro I just like his fucking cars did do you
even have a camera on your PC yes yeah I'm gonna go to right now
yeah you went and going you went and got one you were calling me about it I
forgot about that I need to get a new one this thing is old and shitty I have
Fergs old one this thing is just bad I was literally run I don't I don't see
hello well then caller you sound a lot more professional today it is I it is I
think I got them thick tits whoa dude your camera is way better than mine too
what your camera's fucking nice
I can see that pimple in between your eyes
that's a scar hey it's a burst mark all right no room in his room just looks
like shit his is like fucking man and well jealous over here to shit now I'm
just kidding anyways so what are your thoughts so you were talking about the
beta what you're talking you asking me oh did you have more what we're talking
about the beta oh yeah cool I think that's a no no this is so hard okay so
you know what I said all right like it was fun so it was I enjoyed it yeah I
agreed with the graphics though it did kind of look like shit for the most
part I'm so used to playing shit on low resolution to get high frames I don't
even care I mean I don't know but okay so so my opinion I'm not a cod player at
all anymore I hate cod I've played cod since like
black ops 4 I played a little bit of Cold War for like a month or two but and
this guy don't don't don't break don't break don't break it you're just feeding
into him just don't break it don't don't know so he wanted you to don't
acknowledge it just keep going hard to do it's like a fucking puppy begging at
the table just fucking ignore it okay we'll put it this way I am NOT a cod
player but I'm buying this one okay I already bought it I need a cookie I'll
be back I was like what go touch some grass buddy
I need a cookie all right Fergie he just touched grass I liked it I actually have
been enjoying it a lot more than I thought I would hold on this is an
actual work phone call oh geez this guy yeah I have a third phone call he's got
in 20 minutes like fucking insane but I I enjoy it you guys I'm legit gonna buy
it and this is the first cod I bought on PC the first one I played on PC really
the rest of them were all on Xbox and PlayStation but this one's my first one
on PC and I like it yeah so it I do it for some days I do I do agree with I do
agree with the grainy along with the rest of you too but I play on such low
resolution I'm just kind of used to it at this point I am mine up as high as
it'll go and it's still kind of just blah yeah but it's been I'm very I'm
sure I'm super happy that for one we have fucking some kind of like like
slide movement back to like help speed up and it just feels a little bit fucking
faster so that's that's my biggest that's my biggest like part that I'm
happy about like of course you know getting our fucking red dots back and
getting dead silence as a fucking perk instead of a field upgrade like they've
been doing this dirty like they're not even like I kind of yeah yeah I do yeah
for sure it's it's different it's nice it's definitely I definitely enjoy this
better than Vanguard and fucking MW to consider and we didn't play Vanguard
yeah we didn't buy me that it I just played fucking caldera rebirth I watched
some of it and I was like this shit yeah I was right I'm a genius so I'm very
curious though why are they rebranding modern warfare I've been asking the same
question for like 10 years now there's already a model warfare 1 2 & 3 why are
they doing it again it makes zero sense they run out of money they run out of a
fucking ideas is what the thing is is like they've already done everything
that I'm if you look at their progression that's the most money they've
ever made was on modern warfare yeah they did the the black ops which was a
hit but black ops 2 & 3 black ops is also Activision those were
Trae are you Activision Activision Activision owns Call of Duty Activision is the one that pays
fucking tray our point is is like it's still different the name of Judy yes
but active is its own deal that owns it Call of Duty is its own deal and hey
there's a cow right up here check that out but they made all these different
games and they just weren't doing well so what do you do you go back to what the
furlough the closest thing there was a great success was bought it off of that
so they went back to my warfare it's like battlefield should do and go back
to bad company I was fucked no they just need to go back to battlefield 1 & 2 no
they should just stop making battlefield I played battlefield 1 & 2 religiously
that I bought 3 I played it for maybe 30 hours and I immediately never took put
it back in my Xbox I think the last line was hard line hard line was decent okay
what kind of cookie is that oh my god don't feed it
hey don't you can spice like sugar cookie he's definitely a pumpkin spice
eater oh it's me it's me right here fight Santa no this dude right here is
just gonna go fight some fucking people just try to have some Chinese food and
like fuck you snake it's the why is the restaurant called snake tournament snake
tournament there's a lot going on in this fucking background yeah for real we
got a giant suit over here talking about his loss here one right there okay man
get the one right above the other one this guy yeah you get this check on the
tree to your left oh what's this guy doing you got a janitor right behind you
the one I guess episode turned into this I have no idea it's all your fault
you got some more giants over here just like those fault because he's fucking
pushy and he's always like oh I want it I gotta be a part of this when he
haven't even played with us bro get on right now we're recording and it's gonna
log out his computer we have to wait till we're done I'm sorry not all of us
have fucking over 2k PC sir what mine's probably the cheapest PC here by far I
think I'm in further about the same level mm-hmm mine might be a little less
see all my money went into my car I couldn't tell you how much money is in
my check into my money and then they gave me some shit they gave me some shit
I'm about I'm about to do the real version of that and just build the bitch
myself that's what I did yeah because we kind of fucked up over there but hey
it's me if I was a girl all right good on her let's get let's get back on top
oh shit back on top okay oh so overall overall I'm pretty sure three out of the
four of us that are in the car right now have pre-ordered the game yeah are let
let's so this is one really did this is one mainly to touch free oh that's right
you got the code this is one mainly towards me and Kelso what's what is the
with everything that you've heard announced and launched and everything
that's supposed to be coming back with this what is the thing you are most
excited for sounds police rebirth bring it back it ain't broke don't fix it
give me never I can see it back big facts can we can we go back to that Al
Catraz please please I don't care if they like change it up a little bit like
they did that before with rebirth and everyone's like ah it's gonna be shit
but I was like it's not that different it's good but we will remember Al
Catraz will this one's rebirth I can't remember rebirth was rebirth was a
smaller war zone rebirth was the very first resurgent it is beautiful because
people are like because I can't respond so they're like all right we'll just do
that and then they're like okay map too big does suck I don't really care for it
rebirth resurgence is worth it I'm so sick and tired of Battle Royales you
guys except well it's about a way out that you can have one except for oh I do
trust me so essentially take like take essentially take warzone and cut it in
like half and put it on like half the size of a map so like you remember the
Alcatraz map from Bo two zombies yeah that's a horse I do that's rebirth
that's it's mob of the dead that's my favorite fucking yeah that's the
zombie map of the entire fucking franchise that's why I have a dress did
you play black ops two zombies bro mm-hmm yeah yeah not nearly as much as
dead not merely as much as world at war or so on so mob of the dead was the one
that had the fucking dog heads you got to feed the you turn into the ghost to
activate power and all this other shit the tomahawks the plane parts like a
whole it was just awesome the tomahawks were my favorite I don't know fuck I
don't know I guess I'm just really old school with my zombies which is probably
why I like killing floor so much yeah but see the winning standard running
around and fucking fighting off as many waves as you can until you even die but
even world at war had the Easter eggs like you still had a complete the game it
wasn't just killing not not steering totem was literally just running around
and killing shit in the house making sure nothing was one more time let me
know I can't let me hear it again knock to run Tolton nocturnal drunken what do
you what are you not gonna the very first Call of Duty zombies map not there
was there was there was no there was no Easter eggs there was no quest what
about knocking on a turtle exactly just don't put anything black yes you are
right but there is also there is Easter eggs well yeah there's Easter eggs and
just about every video game that ever is created
hence they're called yeah but oh hey can we talk about high rise real quick
okay fuck that map so do you remember back in the day that's best if we use a
jump on the scaffolding mm-hmm and climb all the way to the top yeah you can still do
it yep yeah mm-hmm you can do bolt jumps you can do just all jumps they like put
a ladder there for you what's really stupid though is the fact and I was just
talking with Ferdy about this yesterday was you can't customize anything until
like level 5 it is the most retarded fucking thing dude level 4 and that's
normal it hasn't it wasn't normal back in the day it's been normal like that
it's been like that yeah as long as I can remember but also the default shit
they give you is fucking awesome I was using the default shit to like level 20
yeah the best P fucking slaps I just want I don't want to be able to go into
a game and not be able to do anything until I reach a certain level to me it
literally like kills the entire experience like unless it's unless it's
fallout style game or it's more of an RPG but that's like an MMO not really
yeah I mean yes I can't do anything like at least in like say blood hunt when
you're level one you could go create a different class or be a different
archetype you can't it's just being a different operator there's actually parts
to it yeah but like the operators are just you just can't but then you also
but then you also get do you also get different perks within fucking blood hunt
that you have to go through and unlock to be able to use them yeah and that's
fine but what I'm talking about it's the same it's creating your loadouts I
remember going into it's monowarfare 2 being immediately able to customize my
loadout no it was never like that no you couldn't in the original MW to know you
couldn't you had to wait you had to go to level 4 I think world at war was the
last one to do that not anymore so like it barely had multiplayer to begin with
I played what three maps played three fucking world at war fucking yeah you
create a class it was like I'm pretty sure that was like it barely had it
because I had it on that was my first online call again bitching about that you
must fucking hate prestige then that's like everybody's favorite part I hate a
prestige in for a long time yeah you just must be over there playing while
you're doing it so I do a lot of things why do it yeah yeah that was I just
heard the gunshots yep oh shit so so not today big poppy hey let's try and have
that a bunch in the fucking podcast please that's why we're that's another
reason why we're not playing what is the comments when you're getting the kills
and shit yeah cuz yeah I'm bad
I'm not playing either so so okay the four of us rate the beta on a scale to 10 a
rate of one to ten yeah what do you think of just the beta how do you think
the game's gonna be I'm gonna make a little bit harder for you
movement wise solid eight color yeah I'd agree I'd give about a six
like guns solid ten I can't comment on that one because you play doesn't have
enough time I mean I mean nuts take so long oh the reload yeah my only real
right nothing just feels new anymore with Call of Duty and that's that's when
I like it takes me a long time to get into any game these days and has five
ten years I think all the duty has been the same for the last 15 years for the
most part that's why this one is so like lovable right now is because they just
brought back all the old shit we were used to and just took out all the new
shit they've been putting into it yeah so they were trying they were trying to
change all their mistakes on this yeah they were trying the mistakes all the
other devs though it's because we didn't like that made this one and they went
back to the reboot you can run but you can't hide I was gonna say it's it's
cuz it's the devs that made this one it's sledgehammer yeah now ones that
made you want to know that's funny what games did sledgehammer make I don't care
but now I got a question black ops they were a part of the black ops series if
we're modern warfare which is a fucking or a sledgehammer modern no they didn't
sledgehammer didn't do modern warfare no I don't know who did I don't know I
think infinity word did I'm just kidding but I'm curious so the beta played
really fucking good I'm in lovin it everybody's lovin it except this guy but
like half the people on steam yeah 250,000 reviews so like half the people
on steam and like 125k of nearly which that's just the general Call of Duty
populace anyway so it'd be like still playing a solid like seven on fucking
rotten tomatoes yeah there's they're still playing it they're still gonna buy
it so so what does this do for X to find coming out the cod killer X to find X
to find already fucked that up by missing their fucking launch like two
months how many time I don't know anything about whatever will say is I've
heard many many times the cod killer and they not so very much here and very much
takes top tier shit well doesn't mean the other games aren't better but Call of
Duty has built a name for itself for so long the day they actually find a call
duty killer and that I will actually be blood hunt he's talking about an arena
shooter jackass no I know um granted I think battlefield was contesting that
for the first one he was the closest thing to cod killer and it didn't call a
duty killer they had caught almost killed itself that's why it caused the cod
killer oh sorry battlefield was actually I'll say what I said call of duty is
constantly trying to fuck itself over and just hasn't fully done it yet yeah I
think battlefield battlefield 3 like I remember the biggest thing for me
because I was a big sniper in battlefield 2 yeah and what I loved
about battlefield was its actual like weapons physics its bullet physics and
how how everything was actually scientifically accurate yeah and in
battlefield 3 they got rid of all of it no battlefield 3 they got rid of all of
it there was no more bullet drop there was there was nothing it was but it was
so much less because people are bitching that they couldn't figure out how to use
a sniper figure it's not that hard I have so many videos saved videos of me
just getting these crazy ass sniper shots from battlefield and you know just
crazy cross map one in a million shots because I took the time to figure it out
yeah windage to wind and elevation I'll fuck it up and I think that was what it
had going for it really strong was its actual real-life like game physics like
actual physics yeah I don't like apex was kind of on that role too no it wasn't
it never was a physics for their for their guns is really good I don't know
about that no no game physics for their guns is real because a gun is gonna hit
you once in real life and kill you yeah I'm talking about see my need imagine an
arena shooter that is exactly like it is a real life like I shoot you in the leg
and you're gonna drop and let's call this is basically hardcore not if I'm
filled with six rounds of math I think bass that's a good farther that's messed
out man yeah I'm totally out here messing around I'm sorry I really hope
there was a bunch of people in game chat talking about hard and I'm so ready for
it dude I mean do you remember that was last night oh yeah maybe me and you were
in a bunch of people in game chat we're talking about how they can't wait for
hardcore because this shit is bullshit I'm like you just suck I mean I suck at
it but I remember what I do I remember when we said that Kelso and then we
started playing ranked more like saying that a hardcore was the only mode to
play we only play hardcore and we started playing ranked and now we play
as core yeah it was an adjustment yeah that actually goes back to what we were
just talking about how battlefield was more realistic that's what actually made
me start playing hardcore more was not that like hardcore is necessarily
realistic but if I shoot you in the fucking face expect you to die not put
three more rounds in your fucking face yeah you're not gonna get a kill with a
pistol fucking 800 yards away either you never fucking know I mean have you ever
seen me shoot no we should go shooting let's go shooting Kelso I am 100% down
I'm down hello redneck redneck like go pew pew I
pee-pee all day long sometimes I go pee-pee just in my house actually a
couple days ago the neighbor behind us he's just like I don't know where just
bang bang it's a older lady no she called and she goes there's two
african-american gentlemen trying to break into my neighbor's house right now
I need your help so my mom and I jumped in her Jeep and drove around the corner
and it was a single caucasian man trying to sell something and so like we had to
do walk up to us and we're like hey is everything good and she's like yeah
there's an old lady keeps yelling at me so I'm like oh man this old lady is as
paranoid as fuck and it's like everyone's breaking in help now I look
like a dumbass so that's fun that's that Kelso just comes out weapons
Johnny's like I expected that story to go a whole 180 that is what you mean
trying to sling Bible sees like I'm just trying to give you Jesus here a moment
to Jesus a moment to meet Jesus you best be right with Jesus boy pop pop
anyways I started blasting hey no shit and nobody pottery spirit to send these
so the bait is a good yes we like the beta yes you often going to redownload
it right now no fucker whoa it's gonna take another hour to download for like
30-40 minutes so I'm like go do that yes the normal the normal culprits yeah
Gemini Zanzan you need
you I have like a unicorn hey I'll smoke it with you bro we'll go to the looney
bin together what are you talking about how about this Beretta this fucking
burst flying I tried to grab it so fast it went flying we got you over there
this is probably one of the funnest episodes
be more funner if you would get off of the game and actually pay attention
because now I just want to get off the podcast and like just play so I guess
this week's episode is gonna be an extremely short episode we apologize
guys now just go put your game up we're gonna we're gonna do we're gonna do a
second playing it live I do a segment of playing it live do the second half oh
boy let's do it well I guess I guess dolphins out and I got a fucking turn
no he's still in the episode I'll be backing out here pretty good you're
welcome no you can stay too they're gonna come play with you bud that's what
I mean I'm gonna read the terrible reviews for Call of Duty yeah read on
Steam let me do it all over again do it on the podcast let's hear it okay I have
to go back cuz they were fucking hilarious and I started recording we're
at 42 minutes so I mean so no yeah go for it
number one if I hit a thousand hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up wait a
minute wait a minute like your last relationship you said
don't make it weird we've all been in a relationship this James he makes things
weird that's just they caught me off guard
anyway first first one first first review if we had a thousand crashes by
the end of the month I'll post five videos of me oiling up and torquing
he's gonna do it third one down product received for free product refunded
are you just gonna read the negative ones
the worst possible direction this game has gone we just want soldiers fighting
each other like back in the day it's now people running around with confetti
tracers and cat ears with flaming guns running around like this is some
some toddlers game I mean he's not wrong
hilarious dude these fuckers really not wrong Activision didn't finish the game
so I'm not finishing this rave least favorite part about the night call baby
guy just around he's my least favorite Activision sent a cease and desist to
SM to project from making better it would be nice to see the developers
create something other than complete garbage yeah that's uncalled for yeah
ouch man think of the children so many people are hating on it though all the
children it's a fucking beta buddy Kelso's making me create fucking cookies
now play the game for three hours game crashed relaunched to find out I had a
permanently banned from manipulation of game data what oh my god these are
priceless dude you know that was a thing crash of duty modern errors three I
have got I have got scanner repairs twice
invite Kelso monetization hell feels like I'm browsing Netflix just to play
the game
well bye all right home skill it'll talk to you later
audio is inviting me to your thing I thought you're gonna join it with us no
he's gonna go play ranked with women I'm gonna go play a rank with the homies I
thought we were the homies added a feature to the game where you can get
flashed and it sends you back to your desktop 10 out of 10 for realism I say
why don't we just in the podcast there and just one caller a day there might as
well and we ain't even had an hour well whatever not a bad test for discord
though yeah this is terrible an audio it's been an audio we could get vidya
attempt but we appreciate you guys coming by and this has been definitely a
unique episode of tenacious geeks with way too many people here a very special
edition with very very very special people yeah that's for damn sure
welcome to the Thunderdome but we appreciate you and y'all have a good
night and stay safe out there yeah what pop they say for what
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