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If you go down like the fan like theory rabbit hole and shit like that like

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actual like start like looking into the fans the three most popular movies are

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actually four five and six the original three which of course yeah well they had

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like 20 years to run I know that are you gonna shut up and let me finish or just

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no yeah you never do but then like one two and three most people like when they

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first came out most of the fan most of the Star Wars universe fan base was like

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alright these are cool blah blah blah blah blah but then as they went through

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and then people started getting more into the lore and like the actual books

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and shit fucking one two and three were ass but why why does everybody think

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their ass because of what do you think they're at because of the lore from the

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books because I've listened to two of them what are the books say that it's

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slightly different like I don't it's been a while since I've listened to him

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but it's it's a little bit different of course you go for movies and shit like

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that cuz like the original three movies came out and then the books came out and

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then book one two and three came out and then one two and three movie came out

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years later right so like it it was another one of those of like it didn't

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follow exactly to how it was because like it wasn't necessarily things weren't

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the same like and of course people didn't write how it was fucking written

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what's the one thing that in majority of the fucking Star Wars fan base what is

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every what did everybody want to happen

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Qui-Gon Jinn to be Anakin's master not Obi-Wan yeah but that's not how four

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five and six made that happen I know that but that's that's the

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I know I understand that I understand that but that's the one thing that like

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did you watch Kenobi most of it yeah yeah did you watch the end I did that's

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the one part I have left I think I have like the last two episodes that's fine

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this Qui-Gon came back yeah he comes back as a force ghost already yes yes and

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it was tell me that was not perfect that's how that's how Obi-Wan learns how

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to be a force ghost is from that fucking original incidents and then trains on it

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until the point where they go because like the end of the season the end of

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the season is right they don't drop him off at because at some point Obi-Wan is

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supposed to end where like the beginning of like six started or four started or

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over the fuck it was that was that was the rumors when Obi-Wan was like in the

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production like the story was gonna be yeah it's like there's like a fucking

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ten year gap I think well but that's what I'm saying like I'm not sure how

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many seasons they're actually like but that was the goal of what where Kenobi

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is supposed to end is where fucking is where it like not too long before it

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picks up in like four yeah that was supposed to get another season that was

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yeah and that was supposed to be that was that's supposed to be the goal with

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because I know me when yeah cuz I need more Liam Neeson but I was okay with

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Qui-Gon I thought he would have lasted through the clone the Clone Wars at

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least I would I do personally wish that like not necessarily like I understand

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why the fans are saying and like the Star Wars universe and shit like that

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wanted to see like Qui-Gon be Anakin's actual master because like Qui-Gon

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actually understood it more than fucking Obi-Wan did like Anakin's like mindset

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like that there won't be a season two it says the force is not with Obi-Wan

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Kenobi season two Lucasfilm's president reveals that the second season of Star

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Wars series won't happen anytime soon if at all well that's like they probably

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took yeah okay I am good with it though I don't see that's the one thing I am

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liking though is that we're going back to after six and we're like rewriting

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seven eight nine not necessarily this is the this is the gap and fill in the gap

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and supposed to be the gap in between six and six and seven I was gonna rewrite

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anything we need to rewrite it agreed but then we need to I fucking wish we

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would those were just straight trash the books were the books are better for what

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I've seen the fucking original leaked scripts from like ten years ago like the

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actual book yeah which aren't there like pages like like with Mara Jade and shit

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or Mara Jade yeah well those that's a can they have that's fucking there that's

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legends yeah well that's that's what it originally was they based a little bit

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off of so a lot of the legends continuity is coming in in the shows like

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especially a Soka well we're not okay is bringing in a fuck ton of legends

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continuity right like when Disney when Disney bought Star Wars mmm a Soka was

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no longer canon because she predominantly she was predominantly

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introduced in Clone Wars and well in but not the movies the cartoon yeah yeah so

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that's what the writer for that also wrote bad batch and is right that's the

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first the first season like the I think it was like at least the first season of

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Clone Wars or rebels or whatever the fuck it was wasn't on Disney it wasn't

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owned by Disney at that point no it was a Cartoon Network yeah it was running on

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Cartoon Network Disney hadn't gotten his hands on it yet Lucasfilm so when the

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reason why it continued going after Disney bought it is because if they

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didn't keep it going everything that was before essentially like the movies and

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certain shit was all moved to legends and it was all non-canon yeah so like

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they had to keep it going and well that's why they're doing like bad batch

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bad batch was majority of shit that was from fucking legends yeah that brought

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shit into canon I really like Thrawn the villain from fucking I know who yeah

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Thrawn he he was considered non-canon until now like it was man it was a

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Mandalorian bringing up it was it was Mandalorian for the actual like Disney

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universe and then he was originally brought in in Clone Wars Clone Wars and

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rebels yeah but that this is his Mandal Mandalorian was the was the tie-in for

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it to be canon yeah because that's when they get brought up and that's when you

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see Ahsoka for the first time actually within like the Disney live-action which

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also gave us Boba Fett back until he died well I see that's because the

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solid it was that was canon was he died yeah the books brought him back to life

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yeah I mean like the actor died yeah did he really yeah he's dead like what the

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so if they do bring back Boba Fett it would be it's gonna be a different actor

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yearly I didn't know that yeah oh shit rest in peace this one dark doing that

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he'd be doing that sometimes how about Star Wars they're all dead now oh okay

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but I don't know I liked one two and three the most though what's that

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generation we're going for six minutes I was not I was not gonna let the Star

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Wars talk not be in the well that's why I was like I hope to God you press fucking

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record I did I was like there's hello everybody welcome to another episode

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it's an Asia Skeets this is episode 20 626 and we have a yeah who's counting

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and we have a returning special guest for the second time to hold his casting

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belt I was trying to count something better

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alright everybody welcome to the fuck podcast Kelso Kelso the heavyweight

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champion so why slam how you doing why Slayer how you been you know I've been

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slaying many wives lately no no I'm not trying to keep that tally low so better

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it's been a minute dude you got the milf breathing breathing yeah what you mean

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oh yes it's he has a David Slayer no so that's what they call it is like it's

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like a breathing yeah it's breathing for him she have like water breathing fire

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breathing breathing breathing yeah okay I thought it was milf breathing yes milf

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breathing for the first form wife Slayer art there you go

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milf breathing second form sure her to her to open cookies her tubes are tied

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so she can't get pregnant the milf does let me know he said milf breathing third

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form yeah bitch got snacks milf and cookies bitch got snacks Capri sons in

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the fridge you just you just here you just hear fucking Kelso from the bedroom

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afterwards milf breathing third form bitch give me your snacks he's like I

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brought snacks for everybody yeah welcome back buddy thank you we needed

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you back what are you looking at I'm just admiring your on club life admiring

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the new studio okay hey you want the you know the fancy oh yeah we got a mood

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bitch we'd be fucking now aren't we there you go that's what he said last

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time I turn these on oh just go bald oh now welcome to the love out we're no

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geeks

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except they're fucking falling down it's fucking the mood lights are falling I

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can't get a chubby well we all know that Ferguson can't get it up now yeah get

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your video get your video just here at the end chubby oh shit please say that

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said to do I want to go back go back real quick to seriously why was one two

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and three not good we grew up and realized there was more to Star Wars than

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just those three episodes yeah there is a there is an expanded universe I like

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them but you gotta think it's like when you're you know movies there are our

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generation of Star Wars yeah and it fit the part that's what we wanted is what

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we got yeah then we grew up and now we're like a bunch of other cooler shit

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out I mean there's a lot that really just downs down but I two and three yeah I

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mean there's so much around fucking the Clone Wars and like pre lead up to the

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movies and shit don't touch that you don't find out unless you read so that

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is one thing that did bug me was we missed literally the entire Clone Wars

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we got from to started it and then three ended it or a way fucking longer than

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that and there is so much shit that happened like right and I think that's

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shit all of the shit through fucking Clone Wars like the actual cartoon that

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was good yeah that shit was I never watched I never got to finish it it was

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it was really good rebels was really good too I couldn't get into the

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animation style of rebels yeah it is kind of off so that is that really so

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rebel brings in a whole lot of lure that goes into a Soca yeah because it's

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supposed it's like it's the same guy who wrote it yeah well but that's what I'm

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saying it's like so you have rebels and then it takes place I think like five

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years after after Ezra and Thrawn go on the fucking purgles which one Ezra and

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Thrawn on the space whales that can fucking rebels into rebels oh yeah so

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when fucking Thrawn and Ezra fucking go on the space whales and shit so like

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that's whales yeah so that's that's everything's got space with bro well

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it's it's really it's really fun here's that space way it's really fucking weird

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like there is one there they're force sensitive space whales that can fucking

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go into hyperspace so okay so it's garden if I remember correctly I think

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they're called the purgles I don't remember was it uh whales yeah but

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essentially space well it's essentially it's the body of a whale and then it's

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got like a cat and a nine tails on the back where it's like if you fuck with it

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it's like you need some Jesus like yeah it's the same it's in space so you need

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space Jesus hit all the points of a space well it's a whale in space right

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what do you need to know but yeah other than the hate in Christians in like I

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liked him what that's I like he plays Anakin I liked him the best in the

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second movie his his technique his technical he was only in this yeah he

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was only in two and three yeah I really I did like him in three like the wrong

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motion of it all yeah he did really phenomenal in the end what made me

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appreciate him was obi-wan Kenobi yeah show yeah well allowing them both to

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really it really puts a perspective Anakin being Darth Vader I because you

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grow up everybody you know I wanted to see no so much more of that transition

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afterwards I had a tear hearing him talk well that's a huge step today like there

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are other gonna make it perfect or just or it's gonna fucking be ass because

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there's no villain meeting and like more episode 3 or whatever oh my god I'm

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standing there fucking face to face with each other like their first like

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interaction in the show bro that shit gave but did you did you see the big

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battle I think so fire when he drives yes yeah yeah and you then they're

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fucking he's fucking throwing rocks at him yeah that she was fucking yeah

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worlds out but listening to the dialogue between the two and it's like it's been

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how long since they've well and it's correctly that was the moment Vader

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realized he was still alive right oh yeah one realized that Anakin was Vader oh

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no yeah one of the two no event Anakin knew obi-wan was alive Anakin could feel

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him they could feel each other no no no I just I remember in the show that they

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were like at some point one of them was like wait hold up like what the fuck no

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they didn't they realized it earlier in the show because though uh fucking what's

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her name I can't remember her name the Jedi hunter I can't the black oh yeah

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yeah yeah the black chick had said that she was going to get him to please Vader

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cuz Vader didn't know mm-hmm and then somehow he had found out and then that's

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how he got there but no he didn't know obi-wan yeah no he didn't know because

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he yeah okay so when he obi-wan was dead this and he thought he left him on the

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planet dead on the extra yeah so he ends up like basically put himself in exile

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mm-hmm and just like completely hiding away yeah hi yeah the start of fucking

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Kenobi yeah he just ends up just like life sucks now and then he finds out and

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he's now I'm going to be little bitch and hide dude well do you I mean think

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about it that's not it was his brother's his family he did tell him he was like

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hey just so you know I do I have a high ground look you up see I have high

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ground boy today is not your day I hate you he warned my problem I hate you

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well I'm gonna do a Jedi don't do and vertical slash emotional though yeah no

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I teared up like it was good mm-hmm I don't know they did a phenomenal job

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late I was nobody was perfect to me I wasn't a big fan like I liked Boba Fett

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but like I wasn't necessarily like it was one of I think I got like three or

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four episodes into it and I was like give me Mandalorian back bitch I mean

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no man is fine man oh yeah it's just funny cuz man oh yeah

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obi-wan the first two episodes of a soca so far bomb dude I literally watched if

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I was like oh two episodes okay I watched the first one and then just go

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play some video games and you're like no I literally like at the end of the first

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episode I'm like all right that was bomb I need more but I'm gonna shut it off

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okay so I shut it off I get it to my computer I'm like London call duty I'm

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like oh but my friends are on yeah they can wait and they did they did wait no

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there's a you can wait 46 minutes shut the fuck up right just try to watch it

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while you play no no I was so hard focus on it was like I have no time for video

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games oh no dude it's those it's fair it's worth sitting and I to part of no

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I know and it's just I was gonna start it do it sucks you the fuck in like

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cuz there's so much information that they're giving you yeah it there's so

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much information that they're giving you within those two episodes we're like for

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like sorry I'm gonna be in shit there's only and then like it starts off with just

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a soca do it some dope shit I doubt that it's just gonna be just the episodes

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so they'll be seasons oh yeah yeah so much that I can do it's only eight

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episodes oh yeah so I will say I wish that they would start a little in the

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past so because of Darth Maul would have been a part of it well he died again

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before this so that yeah so that yeah yeah yeah so I wish they would have started in a past so

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so they're starting after the book of Boba Fett hold on I got information for you

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actually regarding that and we're down and my time so and I don't remember what

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I don't remember what YouTube channel I was watching but because of a soca I've

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been going down a bunch of fucking rabbit holes me trying to find him yep

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so because of the night sisters they can they can essentially make they can

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essentially bring back and create force ghosts so like okay Jedi can fucking

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train themselves to become force ghosts when they die and shit like that blah

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blah blah blah the night sisters can actually resurrect ghosts as long as

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you're essentially like still a spirit with on the plane so there is rumors

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going around that mall will come back in a shape or form essentially like a

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force ghost because what is it fucking eight Morgan Morgan which one the evil

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the evil chick that they broke out more yes Morgan so she's a night is one of

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them she's a night sister and if you if you pay attention on the scenes where

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they fucking close up look at her face she's got a night sister marking right

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here just outside the edge of her head like so you're a witch and she's like I

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wouldn't say that no so she's they yeah the Padawan looks at her and goes so

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you're a witch she goes I'm a survivor yeah because she's like one of the only

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she's like the only night sister left did you look into Darth Maul relation to

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them yeah Townsend's her yeah mommy yeah hold them like closer a little bit so

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mother Talzin mommy like so during like through rebels and shit like that mother

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Talzin like the leader of the fucking which is a Dathomir mm-hmm that's it

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that's malls mom yeah yeah yeah I'd heard about do you think this third

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character is on the Sith side are you talking about the lightsaber dude the

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Inquisitor I say be one hell of a fetch but if it is who do you think it is I

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don't know who it is how much did you watch rebels you can't how much did you

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watch a whole lot a lot do you remember who the main character was the kid mm-hmm

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the the blue-haired kid that became the Padawan isn't that the didn't he die

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girl no huh no she was a Mandalorian no the kid that in the kid that goes on the

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whale with Thrawn that didn't he die no that that's who they're going to go find

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that's who their hope that Ezra yeah yeah Ezra Miller yeah so that's for a

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miller no that's literally his name is Ezra Miller so part of the story his

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character his literal name is Ezra Miller they had to find a map just in

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this you're fucking right you're fucking right yeah it's Ezra Miller so that's

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where that fucking dude got his name from mm-hmm so yeah they found a match

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now whatever it's supposed to find Thrawn but so they like hey if this

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finds him then it's gonna find so-and-so's well it's gonna find out

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there's a possibility they'll find Ezra too so the reason the reasoning that

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they're thinking that is because at the end of rebels Ezra and Thrawn are both

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on on the purgles or this we're just gonna call them the space whales

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with the space whales I like that way better so they were on the back of the

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fucking space whales and then they hit hyperspace and left okay so that's why

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in the in the show when they put the space map in the thing in the second

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episode and fucking it pops up and you see the circle in the galaxy where they

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were yeah it's got the space whales around it so the theory with that being

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is that's where they migrate to and so there's a theory that they're actually

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they're not in a different galaxy they're in a different part of time yeah

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it's like where they say it was in between in between space and time that's

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not our in between times it's like a galaxy in between it's in our galaxy

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it's a but not our galaxy essentially yeah so yeah pocket in our pocket

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universe in between ours and another essentially yeah like the train from the

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third matrix movie yeah that's where he's chilling with some space whales not a

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whole lot of room just well just well let's go dubstep just

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and every time we're talking space was I think a Futurama for some reason you

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remember that episode of the big space well that goes in like four dimensions

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or whatever yeah the space whale and then like shits glitter that's all I can

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think of we're talking space wells it might be lighter we don't know space

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nobody we will have to look into it so give me the spoilers of the first two

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episodes so the biggest so the biggest I want to hear him say there's a whole

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day there's a lot I guess okay say what you remember and then I'll fill in what

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I remember I'll tell you my very first like cuz we see moment cuz we saw her at

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the end of Boba Fett with Luke we also saw her far has nothing to do with that

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it that like I was telling you so that no I'm the introduction for them as

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rebels they're just making guest appearance to bring them into the

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universe I know for fucking the Mandalorian helps helps Soka capture

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Morgan mm-hmm and that's kind of like right that's your ship and you know you

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know how they are they put their captured people and they get released

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because you know they can do anything but hold the capture yeah because the

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fucking the Empire so fucking interlaced the first Republic so fucking

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interlaced with the new Republic that fucking yeah just like and yeah like

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another spoiler in the second fucking episode they go to fucking check out

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Morgan's fucking facility because the Assassin's droid shit like that the next

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thing you know yeah they're asking like so how many of them are you know

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actually you know not rebels or what or not rebels so you can find you can find

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Imperial River Imperial converts on every floor on every floor and in every

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apartment of this place yeah and they say he says so what's their loyalty

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loyalty to the money essentially he's like so where do you stand essentially

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he's like I stand he's like I stand with my investors yep straight up what he

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tells fucking is what he tells the general and a vague honest answer you

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can come up with straight up cuz I mean he's he's not lying like it's just you're

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not his real investors you're not who's investing the most like right and so

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they're up in the fucking like main deck of the fucking place and they start

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looking at this fucking they see this big-ass like hyperspace generator and

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they're like well no yeah what do you need what do you need one that's that

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fucking big like what the fuck oh yeah well it's classified oh that's crazy I'm

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the general of the fucking Republic like I could give you the code he's like I

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don't know all right well and then a soak is like well what about these HK

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droids he's like assassin droids he's like yeah what about there and then

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it's like actually one of them was kind of being a dickhead to me yesterday yeah

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let me do over there and then that's when you see that's and then this is

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when you see the new Inquisitor yep because that's when a soak in the

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Inquisitor battle but like the opening scene in episode is it a new Inquisitor

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huh yeah yeah double a thing visitor yes question I'm like I wonder who you I

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think it's a way I think it's as well I really do I was like because the other

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one didn't die but I'm thinking of the one from Kenobi for some reason not the

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one from Mandalorian yeah this is way later yeah wait a minute never mind yeah

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I'm not sure who he is I think it'd be way too obvious be like oh because he has

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double lightsaber to be like I hope it's Darth Maul but I but Maul died the pot

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yeah Maul's dead he died my point is is that they're making a character move Obi-Wan

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killed him again so I was like so the reason for it so the reasoning for that

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is because he's fighting differently than all of the other inquisitors and

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it's because of the way that Darth Vader trained the original Inquisitors except

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for the grand Inquisitor the grand Inquisitor was the only one that

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actually fought like a Sith or a Jedi and had and had the level to do it because

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the Inquisitor the Inquisitor the master Inquisitor or the grand whatever

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the grand Inquisitor he was a Jedi he was a he was a convert over to the dark

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side he was a Jedi yeah but they couldn't make him talk about the new dude

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no the one from the one that was in Kenobi oh gosh yeah they're like the big

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weird dude bald dude with the fucking stripes down his head yeah he was a Jedi

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before how do you feel about the the intro that I can't remember their names

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but the new guy he was a Jedi and now he's a Sith whatever and is a Jedi or

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whatever the fuck they're whatever they're fucking calling them I don't

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know what they call them but so that cuz they're not they're not completely Sith

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and they're not completely Jedi so like other Anakin Skywalker no no there's

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some different no essentially they feel more like Qui-Gon does Anakin so the

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the main guy main dude he was he was a Jedi okay order 60 became he became a

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mercenary essentially so he has that mentality he still rocks the red

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lightsaber and all that shit it's not red it's orange or they bled it they bled it

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orange it's not red it's orange okay and but he still has like the more dude I've

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gone down such a rabbit hole the last six months about the morals of it all

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pull his Jedi who still holds the freak she still has her back yeah he still

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trades her as if he's a Jedi like the paddle she has a mentality of a Sith

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like hardcore very very Sith with Jedi training so it's essentially an

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extremely it's a neutral Jedi that's extremely aggressive it's intense it's

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it's a neutral aggressive it's a neutrally aggressive Jedi well the way

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the Jedi and the Sith were made for their sword fighting was based on fencing

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which was the Sith were more offensive and then the Jedi were trained to defense

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yeah so to train to train a Sith in the Jedi way lightsaber styles there are

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well here's the well there's a lot but the original to the way Jedi were made

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most broad stay yeah one's offense one yeah one's aggressive one's a counter

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she has a defense style but it is willing to take her life for it which is

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fucking absolutely one of the main reasons why I was like fuck this I'm

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gonna go watch the second episode because the very end of that episode is

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a soca's original apprentice versus her and writing oh and it was pretty it was

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pretty brief but it was enough to show the level of how much more how the Sith

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was better at being a Jedi than this apprentice mind you this apprentice did

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not have as much time she was also extremely lacking in for so she was

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more sensitive oh yeah that's true the robot did you saw in the cartoon that

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fucking help all the fucking build their lightsabers yeah he's he's in this show

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yeah he's a fucking he roll he's one of the main characters rolling around with

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the soca like it's fucking great and the Mandalorian girl from fucking rebels

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hmm that's who he's talking about yeah yeah that's that's she ends up being a

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soca's apprentice in that time because you see it in getting the better end of

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it and ends up stabbing the shit out of her it straight puts it to rate yeah

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right under doesn't kill her right now season oh yeah it's a corner as this

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would be fine yeah immediately right I mean you cut you get cut in half you'll

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live right oh yeah instant no more bleeding like you cut my arm off it's

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alright we're good to go right I could just keep going this just sucks we're

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good you cut me in half and fall down to space well we're good

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you have the high ground put me in a shit I've ever fucking seen you don't

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like that I hated that put you got a garble let's cut Darth Maul in half and

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give him fucking spider legs I thought it was kind of dope like like that

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fucking toy from Toy Story over here the baby head just do you take take take

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no it's fucking stupid fuck out of here but yeah he could have gave it a robot

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legs that's actually give us see three peel legs oh my god just watch how good

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a swordsman he'd be then horrible legs do you know why Maul got weaker because

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of that huh do you know why Maul got weaker because of that he lost half of

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his body did do you know the reasoning for that the lightsaber the cut no why

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losing half your body or a part of your body can make you weaker in the force

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wait on me well for one it becomes a robotic body that can't be force

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sensitive and force is a living organism it is like a life force so no legs no

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blood flow no force it makes sense so it's not necessarily no layman's terms

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it's no midi chlorine's you lose half of your midi chlorine count you become

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half-powerful with walls no yeah essentially the same way I just want to

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form gonna say no chloroform no rapey I just didn't want to say that stupid ass

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fucking word because that was probably the stupidest thing ever no chloroform

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I'll give it that yeah made a chlorine was a stupid fucking thing

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brah they could have just left it as space magic okay that sounds even dumber

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then a fucking mini bacteria that lives within everybody I was good with not

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really knowing what it was space magic force yeah this man horse same shit how

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do you describe the force it's the force it's I don't know you just do it's a

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verb force is a verb it's what you do you're a fucking noun shut up hey I got

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a question though okay would you guys be down with TP for a star killer movie a

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what star killer star killer force unleashed force unleashed one and two

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game you ever played those things remind me so it is this a guy with Ian from

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yes yeah okay yeah from the dude in the redneck dude he's the dude that did

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our fate always yeah he's a malls voice he's the he was one he was a Darth

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Vader's clone experiment cloned apprentice yeah clone experiment because

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you don't find out he's a clone game the reason why star killer was such a secret

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is because he made him with the cloning technology outside of Sidious's

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awareness yeah he was he was gonna be because Vader was gonna betray of course

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as you're gonna betray as they always do within the Sith you know yeah so Vader

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was gonna betray Sidious because Sidious is just a punk bitch and then so he had

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star killer he was yeah pissed me off and he was pretty much like the clone

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yeah he was yeah that was like like we could have done better than that yeah you

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just started building I just had I dude I had an inkling feeling when we saw

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fucking what's his name the villain from fucking eight fucking seven and eight

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until you find out he was fucked till you find out it's actually Sidious Oh

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smoke yes no smoke smoke it's Snoke Emperor Snoke yeah I've come to find

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out he's just a fucking muddle mud ass fucking clone of like Sidious Luke in

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fucking like one other person that's fucking trash I was like I know I was

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like looking at him I was like everybody's like blah blah blah something

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about fucking he's like it's fucking it's Windu I was like no it's not that

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looks like fucking Sidious looks like a fuck no it didn't look like Windu I saw

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all I went down that conspiracy rabbit hole yeah my brain my brain was like no

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that's not fucking everything that's not fucking Windu just from episode seven

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and eight like everything I could see why but I was like no I wanted to face

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Windu I was like that's a fucking clone mace Windu is still alive somewhere your

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squirtle looks like a penis it does your squirtle looks like a penis that's the

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epit that's the fucking title of the episode right there your squirtle

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inappropriate there so your squirtle your squirtle looks like and then they

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can wait till we get to this part of the fucking episode be like ah but sorry so

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now people mace Windu is still alive cool it technically we never saw him

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actually died never died fall and we all know Jedi's can fucking run on their feet

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from fucking falls that high I mean I'm pretty sure he just went to go form the

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Avengers yeah yeah like okay okay here we go

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think about that no think about that for a second here we go yeah he no he fought

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Palpatine no got his ass whooped lost a hand okay now he finds his way to earth

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to form the Avengers and the whole reason for Thanos and the space shit is

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he's trying to get back to what Palpatine's ass evaders ass and go to

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ass kicked by a think about that think about it you're telling me you got his

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00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:46,240
ass kicked by a cat well no I think that is some like implanted memory shit he

418
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:55,080
was a Jedi because then you go have you guys watched Secret Invasion? Have you

419
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:59,960
watched Secret Invasion? No. No? No. That would kind of explain a little bit more I

420
00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:05,040
understand it's so it's a I know all the shape shifters green people are yeah

421
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:10,560
which still look better I can I blew if I was greener yeah which is funny

422
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:13,640
because they still look better than Piccolo did in that Dragon Ball movie

423
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:21,280
yeah orange pickle oh no I'll stop at the live action no no god so bad anyways

424
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:28,680
yeah no that please why we got a white kid playing Goku because he's an alien

425
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:35,040
why is there a white person that plays Superman because he still hails from the

426
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:41,040
mountains of caucus or I'm like he's there that part bugs the shit out of me

427
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:45,880
when people say that shit mm-hmm not Cat Williams and coming from the mountains

428
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:51,060
of caucus no the fact they're like why is there a white guy playing Goku because

429
00:34:51,060 --> 00:34:56,560
he's a fucking alien the Saiyans are aliens why was there a white guy playing

430
00:34:56,560 --> 00:35:03,360
grandpa gohan yeah well part was yeah wait it was it was an old white dude

431
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:09,760
playing grandpa go home no it was fucking um I don't think it was it was

432
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:15,880
Queen Latifah yeah yeah I don't remember anyways because it's I'm sitting my

433
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:22,480
taxi I'm sitting here like fucking Superman what about super like Superman

434
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:26,080
as a white boy you're still fucking talking because he's from yeah because

435
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:34,360
it bugs me this fucking PC shit bugs me it does like yeah like snow white yes

436
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:38,560
like the Little Mermaid the Little Mermaid yes it bugged me actually did you

437
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:43,600
know that fucking the whole thing with fucking Velma the whole Scooby-Doo thing

438
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:47,860
or the whole fucking Velma thing where they made the spin-off was something

439
00:35:47,860 --> 00:35:53,160
different though bro do you know I watched a fucking podcast bro and it was

440
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:57,160
fucking it was it was three black dudes and it was fucking three nerdy black

441
00:35:57,160 --> 00:36:03,160
dudes it's like their own like nerd oh yeah and they were like you get he's

442
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:06,160
like what a dude's like you see the new Scooby-Doo show they're like Velma you

443
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:10,000
see all of them instantaneously look out there like Velma he's like yeah do you

444
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:14,120
see what they did to Shaggy and you see they did him like that like I can't

445
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:19,720
believe you gave us Shaggy you changed the most loved character by all races

446
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:25,400
within Scooby-Doo like my everybody and you changed him you couldn't gave us

447
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:30,560
Fred can he gave us a brother with an ascot he was black when he and that Velma

448
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:36,080
show yeah yeah his name's not Shaggy anymore yeah his name's not Shaggy

449
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:43,000
anywhere I don't remember what it is but essentially it's just take Shaggy's

450
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:46,960
character fucking turn them black give them a fade haircut with fucking

451
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:51,960
braids and a fucking ponytail like I used to have my hair just not in braids

452
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:58,440
the only thing he cared about was trying to get Velma yeah he gives no fucks about

453
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:04,400
Velma it's all about food and his dog was yeah was Scooby even there I don't

454
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:11,160
know no I'm pretty sure he was not in it I don't fuck it trash most of it is like

455
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:15,160
Velma is trying to sleep with all these girls or whatever oh my god

456
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:23,320
Daphne is a closet lesbian Fred is a dumb murderer guy well they're accusing

457
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:31,240
him of murder and then whoever Shaq or check Shaggy's supposed to be is all about

458
00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:37,840
getting with Shaggy Shaggy's trying to get with Velma that's the whole show oh my god

459
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:41,240
I mean who doesn't like a nerdy thick chick with glass I'm not saying I

460
00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:46,560
want to smash no but why ruin especially like instead take that just give her

461
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:49,880
some fishnets instead of those like high socks and like give her a couple tattoos

462
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:57,360
like oh yeah we all got reddit it's okay

463
00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:05,160
it's this time oh there you go there you go make sure to turn on your VPN when

464
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:11,960
you get on fucking tumblr he's like what's a VPN you want to get easier

465
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:17,240
lobbies and cod we're gonna start running VPNs and then fucking bouncing our

466
00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:21,080
server signal just why would I don't understand why everybody's got a rehash

467
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:26,080
and ruin shit I mean to make it fucking PC because they think somebody's gonna

468
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:30,520
bitch I feel like Scooby-Doo is one of those fucking cartoons that like if you

469
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:33,720
lived in America no matter your nationality like that's just a cartoon

470
00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:37,360
you watched as a kid like we do is Scooby-Doo yeah people in Japan watch

471
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:44,960
yeah but there was Scooby-Doo no it was the same so same animation they just

472
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:48,240
dubbed it yeah yeah well it's the same shit like us watching fucking anime like

473
00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:50,920
it's exactly fucking same shit it's the same shit they're watching over there just

474
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:55,560
Power Rangers well I'm shit I did I generally think that what it is it's not

475
00:38:55,560 --> 00:39:01,440
even that it's PC I think there is a mass group of men who just not find it

476
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:07,440
super funny to piss people off and I don't know the sole reason why I think

477
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:15,960
this and it's not because it's no white being Puerto Rican it's because the movie

478
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:20,840
tangled can you guess who it's gonna be are they actually making tango Jada

479
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:31,400
Smith bald ass Jada Smith hey so you got at this point I'm just saying I'm just

480
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:38,160
saying at some point you gotta realize now I don't be a fucking joke right well

481
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:41,960
that ain't that ain't gonna happen it's already happy is this we're not actually

482
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:47,120
gonna have already are they no way real okay look real life call me Jamie right

483
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:55,200
now okay what are what paradox or Mandela effect since Harambe everything's

484
00:39:55,200 --> 00:40:00,560
just dude dude it was Harambe then the particle accelerator went broke and

485
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:09,240
then just everything changed yeah but rumors have been circulating since 2020

486
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:15,520
it's gonna happen guaranteed and a fucking happen yeah and then Tom I liked

487
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:19,920
tangled though and then Tom the car yeah the movie like the movie yeah the Disney

488
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:24,800
movie was badass you see what I mean my whatever about Tom Hanks being Martin

489
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:33,040
Luther King yes there's um did you hear about Peter Dinklage and Snow White

490
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:38,080
movie oh yeah and bitching about dude calling him dwarves and have doors only

491
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:42,440
did you just so I'm a native like six or seven jobs literally so I heard

492
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:49,560
inklage we man fucking what his name is Brad something the little comedian dude

493
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:54,400
mmm oh yeah yeah yeah so all of these there I'm gonna call them midgets just

494
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:57,600
for the sake so we could separate dwarves from the movie and midgets in

495
00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:02,680
real life okay don't take offense people but so we're nerds dwarves means come

496
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:06,840
something completely different to us yeah literally that's the whole point so

497
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:10,000
they're freaking creatures man well that's why I was gonna say I'm gonna

498
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:14,120
separate just for the sake of this fucking no conversation don't you know

499
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:18,880
me seven known Peter Dinklage all of the actual little people in real life are

500
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:22,760
fucking like protesting and throwing a fit over the Snow White movie because

501
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:28,560
they got full-bodied people no fuck that why did you get midgets well that's what

502
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:33,040
they're complaining about I have one they have one midget was it one in the

503
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:37,240
Oompa Loompas all of them were midgets literally and it was have you seen the new

504
00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:40,880
bet speaking of did you see the new fucking little teaser trailer they did

505
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:47,840
for the new Willy Wonka no dude it's the dude from house is the Oompa Loompa what

506
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:53,120
yes fucking what's his name fucking uh fucking I'm gonna save your life I'll

507
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:58,120
fucking yeah he played house what's his name I can't fucking remember see if

508
00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:03,920
they do got one of them but they're only pirates or whatever why is that full six

509
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:15,680
too yeah no shit yeah full tallest so we got a giant yeah who fuck a woman

510
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:24,200
you grant that was his name a woman a hormone of color check this out and then

511
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:28,920
one hey I don't know if you can see it from all the way over there but that is

512
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:36,440
oh why is he in a jar that is Hugh Grant as the new Oompa Loompa that's that's

513
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:44,160
house why did we not just make Oompa Loompas give people jobs I don't think

514
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:46,680
you make

515
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:54,760
yes slave labor they should have went crazy with it just made him into minions

516
00:42:54,760 --> 00:43:02,720
yes slave labor that would be great dude that would be oh that's a fucking idea

517
00:43:02,720 --> 00:43:07,400
to have there yeah I'm totally okay with that except they wouldn't fucking do

518
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:12,080
anything no the Oompa Loompas at least worked the meeting is like just blow

519
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:17,080
shit up that's okay I'm good with that I would pay money for just like a 20

520
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:22,400
minute little video of that you're gonna ruin shit ruin it good thanks I'll just

521
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:26,000
fucking send it but hey Hollywood there's your idea for minions too all

522
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,640
right so I'm taking the podcast back over again if you've been paying

523
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:31,600
attention to Call of Duty shit yeah I was gonna talk to you guys about that

524
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:35,320
yeah what have you been paying attention to which part about rostromania and all

525
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:39,360
of it monster mean roster mania like where people have been going to teams

526
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:46,520
like no no no no no like no see yeah yeah no I haven't just painted I thought

527
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:49,960
you're talking about the new so we have well yeah we can talk we can talk about

528
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:52,960
that in a second yeah we can talk about that in a minute we'll talk well because

529
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:55,880
I still remember I still remember beta dates and fucking release dates and

530
00:43:55,880 --> 00:44:00,080
shit like that so we'll talk about that here in a second yeah I guess so optics

531
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:07,800
announced their roster mm-hmm phases announced their roster and YSL has

532
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:12,640
announced their roster Seattle has a rumored roster rocker has a rumored

533
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:17,480
roster essentially the only two that hasn't put fucking like Nate like

534
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:26,440
anybody doesn't have names to yet is Vegas and Vegas and London so so yeah

535
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:31,080
Legion and Royal Ravens so Seattle's Seattle's looking at and it's still not

536
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:33,920
100% if it's still gonna be in Seattle or if they're going up to get rid of

537
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:38,240
Mac yeah oh yeah they released they've released everybody even Phoenix

538
00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:42,160
everybody yeah even Phoenix the head coach is gone like they got a clean house

539
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:46,800
huh pretty much like you're so there Jesus so essentially what there if I

540
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:59,320
remember right it's lens awakening lens awakening I'm gonna pull it up sure go

541
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:08,240
ahead look up see a Seattle surge run Seattle surge 2023 roster but so optics

542
00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:19,280
optics roster is Fred Shotzi dash II and Fred Shotzi dash II and Kenny accurate

543
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:30,960
and Kenny this was just their website roster okay I just typed in roster 2023

544
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:38,400
yeah okay so this is August 8th 2023 yeah so that would be champs and Ricky

545
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:47,160
for the 2024 roster see what it has this is rumored Ross our cities what yeah how

546
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:55,120
do you say this Illy yeah Huke and Abuza yeah so it's you kids slam yeah so

547
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:59,440
Ellie Ellie and hook we're to Illy and hooked played together on Dallas Empire

548
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:03,360
which is that picture that you're seeing right there okay when back when it was

549
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:08,240
all online for MW and they want they won Cod champs they won that ring that year

550
00:46:08,240 --> 00:46:13,160
there's also a huge thing about who was taking who was taking Adderall during

551
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:17,480
that season and during that champs and fucking won a ring so like he feels

552
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:20,680
guilty about you went in the ring because technically it's considered and

553
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:23,760
call of duty Adderall's considered a performance enhancing drug sounds like

554
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:27,680
everybody just got dropped from their other teams they did

555
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:32,000
our cities was on LA Gorillas yeah our cities was on LA Gorillas and

556
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:35,440
apparently he's the most expensive player in Call of Duty history yep he

557
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:39,400
had one of the yeah he had one of the biggest buyouts yeah he had he actually

558
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:43,440
had the biggest he had one of the biggest contracts to go to is the most

559
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:48,920
expensive this yeah before cuz LAG bought him from LAG bought him from

560
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:53,560
phase on a fat ass buyout and gave him a fat ass fucking six-figure deal on three

561
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:58,200
years yeah it sounds like he's the Robert Downey jr. Call of Duty yeah no but he's not

562
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:03,440
and then Illian Hook have played together on the Empire team our cities

563
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:06,880
our cities wanted to play with Illy they've been playing a lot of 2v2s

564
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:13,280
Florida Mutineers is no longer a team it's now Miami Heretics but I'm saying

565
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:18,560
like it's a Spanish team it's a now it's a now Spanish team okay so we're gonna

566
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:23,520
have a Spanish team back in the league phase phases roster phases roster is

567
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:30,440
simpabeezy the the twins Seliam and then they picked up DRAZA they picked up

568
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:35,720
DRAZA from LAT the one that they were beefing with all year sounds like and

569
00:47:35,720 --> 00:47:38,320
they're about to got out at the right time huh

570
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:44,520
well yeah and then there you go and why a fucking list right yeah and then

571
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:48,400
NYSL NYSL dropped Priest and picked up Sib I know it's kind of hard to read

572
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:55,280
from there so Sib is now Sib went from Sib went from Seattle to NYSL there we

573
00:47:55,280 --> 00:48:00,760
go I think you're the only one that might have it yeah I can see it yeah

574
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:03,760
Heretics that's the new that's the new Spanish team that I was talking about

575
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:13,440
so Vickle yeah Vickle is Vickle was that Spanish no

576
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:21,120
yeah they dropped him they dropped him for

577
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:31,360
it's because their phase the last since Cold War is coming to an issue where

578
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:35,840
Seliam doesn't play like a flex he plays like a main AR okay so essentially

579
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:39,280
they've had for since Cold War they've essentially ran two main ARs because

580
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:43,680
that's what R-Cities is and that's what Slasher is Slasher did amazing for them

581
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:48,340
to get back to their fundamentals for like S&D and shit like that and so they

582
00:48:48,340 --> 00:48:51,920
what they did this year is they switched Seliam from the flex to the

583
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:56,040
actual main AR position since that's how he's been playing and then brought in an

584
00:48:56,040 --> 00:49:03,120
actual flex in DRAZA who's a fucking S&D nut like this kid does nothing but he

585
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:06,700
goes when they do during the season like even right now he's doing fucking Bo3

586
00:49:06,700 --> 00:49:11,080
house like they're playing black ops 3 and black ops 4 no like that's what

587
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:16,920
they're doing they just had we're three quarters of the way through a CDL versus

588
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:22,080
warzone tournament that just ended the hardpoint part of the tournament ended

589
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:26,280
yesterday so like the they have one more one more chunk to the tournament it's

590
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:33,160
gonna be like a kill race and S&D tournament yeah for total for total

591
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:36,960
the last on twig yeah the big prize pool at the end is like for the lap for the

592
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:43,440
last part of the tournament like 70k right and then you have optic Texas

593
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:47,880
which is Shotzi dashi preden Kenny so that's gonna be a fucking monsters got

594
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:53,080
that's gonna be a monster team don't like is somebody gonna kill Kenny you

595
00:49:53,080 --> 00:50:00,040
bastard so essentially like thieves completely broke up octane retired

596
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:06,040
yeah he's that he what he he was gonna go to he's been on optics since fucking

597
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:11,480
February at the fuck you mean so you remember the whole so you remember the

598
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:16,840
whole thing right around Christmas time where they were supposed to Kenny was

599
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:21,240
the your mics Kenny was the SMG that was playing on

600
00:50:21,240 --> 00:50:26,760
lat the one they won when they won champs at the end of vanguard mm-hmm yeah

601
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:30,640
he was the he was the super short colored like super short colored dude

602
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:34,080
that was playing SMG for them gotcha so it's him and draws a switch I think

603
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:40,760
I was pretty op just as it is right now other than the CDL though do you guys

604
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:45,520
think modern warfare 3 is gonna be good oh absolutely well do you want to know

605
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:50,400
you want to know what I'm pissed off to no no no no no rant time rant time

606
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:54,000
that's what I'm curious about like it's gonna be worth me buying because I don't

607
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:58,960
play Call of Duty I think so so you know it's bullshit for the pure fact that

608
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:04,000
we're getting excited over shit that we had fucking two games ago yeah they're

609
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:07,040
bringing zombies no that's not even what I'm talking about I'm just talking about

610
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:12,240
on a fucking multiplayer and competitive standpoint oh what do we got traditional

611
00:51:12,240 --> 00:51:16,000
mini-map I'd cancel too wasn't it on these are the two these are the two

612
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:19,280
biggest things that everybody's excited to come back and it's fucking bullshit

613
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:22,000
that we're excited for this because it should have never fucking went away okay

614
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:26,360
classic fucking mini-map mm-hmm I didn't know that one red dots that went away

615
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:32,240
yeah the fuck we didn't have red dots in MW to red dots have been around we

616
00:51:32,240 --> 00:51:37,160
haven't had we haven't had a legitimate fucking like classic mini-map like like

617
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:42,800
Bo2 style since fucking Cold War yeah okay Cold War is the last one I really

618
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:46,560
call it was that makes one Cold War was the last good one that even the pros

619
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:49,400
that's why I didn't even know they went away because Cold War had all that

620
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:53,200
Vanguard they still I think Vanguard they still had red dots was Vanguard

621
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:57,520
after Cold War yes okay so I haven't played since Cold War then modern warfare

622
00:51:57,520 --> 00:52:06,160
Cold War Vanguard MW2 okay and then now MW3 those two things are coming back

623
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:09,040
then yes we do have slide canceling coming back we have reload canceling

624
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:12,680
coming back like we have a movement skill gap coming back again which which

625
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:17,600
is good because like really there wasn't there wasn't really too big of a fucking

626
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:23,320
skill gap besides you just fucking just mechanically like either you were a

627
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:28,400
better player or you weren't and what MW2 this and this game yeah yeah you're

628
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:31,520
there's like there really is no there really is nothing that you could really

629
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:36,120
exploit besides maybe fucking snaking a head glitch mm-hmm or like stare glitch

630
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:40,440
it really did bring it back down to the basics of like just just small movement

631
00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:45,960
just having like you can't get a lot of water for one you could slide cancel and

632
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:49,560
shit like that and mate if you could do it right you're OP as fuck oh yeah and

633
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:55,680
like it would overstress your aim assist and just lock on so you basically model

634
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:59,520
for one you'd build your character you're got you know how you play to a

635
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:04,760
standard right you're up here and you're ready for model for two they bring you

636
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:09,880
back down here oh it's literally like a jackrabbit to going back to fucking

637
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:13,000
playing like a turtle like an MW2 camping in a corner to fucking sounds

638
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:21,760
like throw like overthrowing shoulders to peek a corner like going there out the

639
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:26,440
backside sounds a lot like competitive Pokemon too it's not oh so it sounds

640
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:29,160
like they're gonna be able you're gonna be able to do that again you're gonna be

641
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:32,560
able to like cancel stuff like that but and we're also getting dead silence back

642
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:37,520
as a perk yep and they they made it they're bringing stalker back so if you

643
00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:41,040
watch if you watch the video it shows they're bringing stalker back as a perk

644
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:46,680
too why don't we just get black ops to remake black ops in my opinion was kind

645
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:55,120
of garbage my favorite black ops was three but I'm a huge check I'm a huge

646
00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:59,200
my favorite era of cod was jetpacks I even have the pre-order poster sitting

647
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:03,360
right by just still and I played it for a month and then traded it for halo 5

648
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:11,520
because halo 5 came out well I did not things I'm pretty excited about from

649
00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:18,200
what they've told or you can notice on the trailer is one is the campaign

650
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:24,680
McArawf one it sounds like you're gonna be able to Co all the way through

651
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:29,480
all the way through so hello and they're doing this they're doing a completely

652
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:34,960
different style of story mode yeah so it's it's a more well yes it's way more

653
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:42,760
interactive almost so like you can actually you know when you're any any

654
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:46,520
of them that you've ever played you have your set missions some of them are

655
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:50,440
aggressive some of them are quiet stealth some are nice some are at day

656
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:54,440
you get to choose how you want to approach this you can set your setup to

657
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:57,280
go it is oh you want to be quiet completely suppressed where you only

658
00:54:57,280 --> 00:55:00,640
kill a couple of people nobody hears you or you can go in where you're fucking

659
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:08,500
just loaded heavy and you're just blowing sure no no like oh like okay

660
00:55:08,500 --> 00:55:16,880
fucking GTA I mean okay kind of like that where you so you can choose no no

661
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:21,040
like you can literally choose like how you want to play so you can set your kit

662
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:29,040
before the mission or get your kit a briefing room so you say this is the

663
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:32,840
forehead okay how do you want to approach this I was so then you can

664
00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:36,360
build your kit on how you want to play that I was thinking more like in the

665
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:40,120
middle of the campaign once and then I'm just gonna come in with rocket

666
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:44,320
launchers type shit yeah yeah absolutely just change it up if you need to okay

667
00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:49,080
yeah okay so I pick it up and change your weapons as you go from picking up

668
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:52,080
enemy weapons and shit like that I mean like forcing me to if you're walking

669
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:56,640
around okay so if you can play you can play it adapted to how you want to play

670
00:55:56,640 --> 00:56:00,760
the story yeah it's to make it more engaging for that presser on it's middle

671
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:05,080
of the night and you're sneaking in enough people will say that you slip up

672
00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:09,000
you try to shoot somebody you miss a shot it happens okay where nobody's

673
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:15,560
perfect well this should not fucking happen if you're set on a mission if you

674
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:19,520
do that or something we'll say you shoot a guy and goes in it fucking tinks a car

675
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:22,640
behind them uh-huh the characters will react to that

676
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:26,720
mm-hmm so that's the mission or ding won't be a self mission anymore they are

677
00:56:26,720 --> 00:56:31,380
aware that's pretty cool so that's one of the things I'm excited about and the

678
00:56:31,380 --> 00:56:38,640
second one is the open world zombies yeah that's what I'm about to stream the

679
00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:42,040
it's gonna be out of that because it's gonna happen there's gonna be three

680
00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:45,280
tiers within the circle mm-hmm and it's gonna have a glow and it's gonna have a

681
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:51,320
closing gas yep and you're gonna it's essentially DMZ with zombies yeah like

682
00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:54,560
and I know it's not traditional or that so you're getting dropped in with a

683
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:58,560
total you're getting dropped in with the total of I think 24 squads but you still

684
00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:02,800
get rounds from what I've heard you still get the rounds that progress yeah

685
00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:07,920
that's each that each circle that you go and so there's three tiers to the map

686
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:11,560
the closer you get in so like the very outside you're gonna have a set amount

687
00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:16,040
of zombies by a guarantee by that final circle you are fucked that's oh yeah

688
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:24,280
like extract is gonna be a bitch bro like a match with the finish or just no

689
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:28,480
finish was on yeah like DMZ was obvious or yeah cuz there's gonna be objectives

690
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:33,440
there's gonna be missions there's gonna be contracts or it's just like what was

691
00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:40,600
that one trying to fucking remember there was a battle royale so about the

692
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:45,080
Halloween thing that they did dude the Halloween event was down I loved the

693
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:50,600
warzone Halloween events the original warzone ones thinking of apex the apex

694
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:55,400
Halloween one that's the one I'm thinking of it was like the so the

695
00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:58,920
players would die and they would come back infected yeah yeah that's

696
00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:03,000
essentially that's how they get you know like that's how warzone yeah they did do

697
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:07,400
one like yeah and then we had one like three years in a row it was everybody

698
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:10,880
was excited for oh that was the way I didn't like we would all get bored right

699
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:14,440
before it's this that's essentially what it was it was just a giant so do you

700
00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:19,080
know rebirth effect yeah do you think they'll do that for this probably if we

701
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:24,160
die we get to come back as zombies and go kill the other squads oh DMZ probably

702
00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:28,600
I doubt it I doubt it because I mean it's call it do they because it's a ton

703
00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:32,500
of they wouldn't give us anything well no they wouldn't why how could you do

704
00:58:32,500 --> 00:58:36,240
that when it's supposed to be a zombies map just an open world zombies map based

705
00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:43,640
on traditional zombies yeah that's a looter extraction shooter was zombies

706
00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:47,600
it's a DMZ with fucking zombies but instead of like instead of having AI

707
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:50,880
your AI is gonna be fucking zombies and essentially you're trying to survive a

708
00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:53,960
horde to get to an extract point to get the fuck off the island after completing

709
00:58:53,960 --> 00:58:59,920
contracts did you see the footage of the new map for warzone I'm pretty pumped

710
00:58:59,920 --> 00:59:05,080
about it it is not the original no it's it's an upgraded design it's an

711
00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:09,360
upgraded version of vernon same colors same grass and trees so everybody in

712
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:12,720
warzone since warzone 2 came out like everybody has been bitching that we

713
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:17,400
want for dance back yeah they put very little play wars on they put it's the

714
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:22,440
original wars on the original that is the original hero that that is the map

715
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:26,960
that you know so fucking grinded to learn fucking battle royals on we got so

716
00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:30,600
good at this game that we would start fucking around we would go land at this

717
00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:37,800
bait or this oh we would spray paint all the walls red right with the hearts

718
00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:41,720
thing it's hearts right but then we do you make a red room of pain we essentially

719
00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:46,040
other red paint put a bunch of loot in there and people would come in and you

720
00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:50,280
wouldn't see us yep and then we beat the fuck out of it see like one of us

721
00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:53,920
ducking as you hear like somebody like oh enemy low enemy landing in so one of

722
00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:56,560
us would be like hey watch this go run out there and just like send a couple of

723
00:59:56,560 --> 01:00:00,360
pop shots with like our pistol to make them think we don't have shit I mean

724
01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:03,640
because we also just dropped three quarters over shit so pop pop pop get a

725
01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:06,480
couple of shots off on him or whatever and then duck back into the fucking

726
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:10,760
bunker and then like stand at the top of the drop well one of them standing like

727
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:15,360
back because there's two stages into the bunker that we would do this it's okay

728
01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:23,760
he just goes do go busting in the door and fuck it he sees me send a couple

729
01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:27,480
more pop shots he hit me he'd hit me a couple of times I come ducking into the

730
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:31,520
fucking thing Kelso sitting right here underneath at a quarter that if you

731
01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:35,400
fucking stop and pay attention you're gonna fucking see him but because you're

732
01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:39,560
hyper fucking focused on everything is red yeah you're a hyper focused on we

733
01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:42,840
even spray painted each other red it was great like the one who's hiding got

734
01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:50,840
spray-painted I want like clips of this there might be I'm looking on my Xbox

735
01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:53,720
right now because I have a bunch of stuff you guys have clips of these I

736
01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:59,160
want these and I should probably go through tears I want these so dude it

737
01:00:59,160 --> 01:01:04,920
was so funny we got to a point where I think he was probably like a 2k d and I

738
01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:08,760
was probably like a one and it's like we were pretty we were pretty okay players

739
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:12,080
especially like if we do own played like just with each other and shit cuz it

740
01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:14,800
just got to the point where we knew the map and we knew each other's tendency on

741
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:18,320
how to play and like it we would just have to pay attention to the mood that

742
01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:23,080
we were in to see if like cuz if I was super hyper and like just in an extremely

743
01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:29,000
good mood like go like I'd be I'm now you push up hey there's a full team over

744
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:35,400
there bro I'm in a gun what do you mean you're in a gunfight bro I need help

745
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:39,520
I'm slight canceling be hopping for fucking people over here give me a

746
01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:44,240
freaking moment and then I'm that don't fall out of that chair doing that I got

747
01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:49,200
plenty of fucking videos bro I'm knocked I need your help motherfucker I told you

748
01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:52,240
I couldn't help why'd you go over there cuz I was three quarters the way here

749
01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:58,960
when I told you they were over there and I was already pushing an apex so shit I

750
01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:04,280
do like where are you guys I got a couple of the I'm already pushing where

751
01:02:04,280 --> 01:02:11,920
are you guys this was from Halloween event we ended up winning this one yeah

752
01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:16,220
oh that's fucking tight this step event that was probably one of my favorite

753
01:02:16,220 --> 01:02:21,320
wars on events ever was a Halloween event victory this shit on that fucking

754
01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:25,640
banner my favorite clip that I have I'm sorry is the fucking crossbow ones with

755
01:02:25,640 --> 01:02:29,760
me you and fucking what's your nuts oh yeah yeah I'm sorry that shit that was

756
01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:33,520
probably one of the funniest fucking clips ever for me like just oh my god

757
01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:36,800
that's so funny so what you're saying is this this is the time for me to buy

758
01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:47,400
Call of Duty I would I'm going to after I'm waiting till after I finished paying

759
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:50,080
rent and then I'm gonna fucking get it on the check after that of course I'm

760
01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:52,400
getting the yeah I think that's what I'm gonna have to do of course I'm getting

761
01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:57,320
the vault edition tomorrow the car 98 I'm just gonna get please please give me

762
01:02:57,320 --> 01:03:02,840
back that fucking sniper I am a bar 98 so much you just use some bullshit dude

763
01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:13,680
all the time is this am I am I in this one too no way bro

764
01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:20,760
you built right dude that bitch was essentially hit scan and almost fucking

765
01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:25,680
it was fucking three how do you watch around follow people it was bad like

766
01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:28,560
that shit was fucking hits can't up to like three whole war where they had the

767
01:03:28,560 --> 01:03:34,000
big giant like fucking 50 person lobbies was that Cold War I'm thinking of you're

768
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:37,880
thinking of it wasn't battlefield because I don't play battle call duty has

769
01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:45,080
it's called ground war yeah yeah something like that or it's been in the

770
01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:49,960
last like three games I think so I think I think it was an I think it was an MW

771
01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:55,280
to yeah it might have been that when I was playing it was 2019 I mean I didn't

772
01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:59,880
mind like I didn't mind that no I didn't mind 19 MW I got a clip because I did

773
01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:02,920
play one of those and I used to play ground war a lot I was gonna say I also

774
01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:08,160
played fucking exclusively my console then too well yeah me fucking but I was

775
01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:15,360
a sniper so yeah I'm like let's just think about this all of this shit all

776
01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:20,200
the shit that we're talking about we were still just peasants oh I know I

777
01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:25,440
wish I could go back and still hammer down well yeah but like oh don't trust me

778
01:04:25,440 --> 01:04:29,140
I wish we had I wish we had that game back now on PC where we actually had

779
01:04:29,140 --> 01:04:35,680
better oh my god hey you know what they don't talk about huh resurgence it's

780
01:04:35,680 --> 01:04:40,400
either they brought back a similar amount to rebirth I'd fucking net right

781
01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:43,240
then and there well do you give me rebirth back you could straight up just

782
01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:46,600
give me rebirth I would be okay with I would absolutely be okay with rebirth

783
01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:51,480
island back so fucking really one question real quick no knowing what you

784
01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:57,200
we all know now about video games cod how we play how the future was and all

785
01:04:57,200 --> 01:05:01,280
that do you think we could go back how professional do you think we could play

786
01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:07,200
back then on console as much as we know now yeah like going back to like BL one

787
01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:12,640
days confident when I'm like I think it's so much comp what we're talking

788
01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:16,640
about really didn't start to like be oh two yeah that the MLG was around BL one I

789
01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:20,800
know that but it really didn't get yeah you're right you're talking about would

790
01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:25,640
be Bo2 right I know cuz I played for Bo2 mm-hmm I remember specifically cuz

791
01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:30,880
then I had to swap back over to Xbox and then that's when I was just like yeah

792
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:36,800
fuck the old gas man ah the old gas mask tank the gas plays oh some caustic shit

793
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:43,120
I'm just getting shot at dipping around the end or the Mac 10 ah going back to

794
01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:48,240
the Mac tizzy days that was Cold War getting chased by the circle was tight

795
01:05:48,240 --> 01:05:55,000
that was the Mac 10 10 was the Cold War era I mean cuz that's what we played

796
01:05:55,000 --> 01:06:00,840
is the only reason I had we played we played warzone from modern warfare 2019

797
01:06:00,840 --> 01:06:06,040
until Vanguard mm-hmm I didn't play Vanguard and then at the end of it and

798
01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:09,800
then at the end of Vanguard is when we got war zone to you when this when this

799
01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:16,760
title released oh my god you remember the old gunfights the final oh yeah oh

800
01:06:16,760 --> 01:06:24,200
dude we would do tournaments and win yeah and on on MW 2019 the 2v2 mode gun

801
01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:29,780
fight oh okay me they would do they would do in server tournaments for gun

802
01:06:29,780 --> 01:06:35,520
fight mm-hmm like and mean it was I was gonna say bro we won we won we won at

803
01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:39,600
least a dozen of them so you're the 2v2 champ dog oh bro we would get down on

804
01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:43,200
that fucking game well it's kind of brings up I mean we were definitely on

805
01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:55,400
performance fighting drugs yeah yeah yeah babes yeah yeah babes yeah that wasn't

806
01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:59,160
performance enhancing now that would have slowed me away the fuck down

807
01:06:59,160 --> 01:07:03,720
yes yeah exactly yeah that was perfect that's enhancing right there

808
01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:08,560
this speeds me the fuck up hell wow I was even dating somebody that would come

809
01:07:08,560 --> 01:07:13,640
in and give us fucking plate full of it like here you go oh yeah it was we had

810
01:07:13,640 --> 01:07:21,320
the friggin set up it was great but it was bad yeah COVID was awesome so so

811
01:07:21,320 --> 01:07:26,680
in layman's term I call duty skills oh for fucking real that's the reason I got

812
01:07:26,680 --> 01:07:31,880
better so in layman's terms what you're saying is I need to drop and grab mw3

813
01:07:31,880 --> 01:07:37,680
yep and then come whoop all your asses that would be the day yeah that would be

814
01:07:37,680 --> 01:07:41,200
you gotta get you gotta get you gotta get through B first then you can fucking

815
01:07:41,200 --> 01:07:45,080
get it Kelso cuz fucking be it ever cost to leave bat like battling back and

816
01:07:45,080 --> 01:07:50,240
forth now give me the controller I can't do I can't do mouse keyboard I play on

817
01:07:50,240 --> 01:07:54,840
both I'm ass I can actually keep up with him now fucking on either output yeah

818
01:07:54,840 --> 01:08:01,720
it's kind of weird actually been doing pretty solid it's my turn he'll admit

819
01:08:01,720 --> 01:08:08,640
he will admit that on the other previous games oh dude make me like he's straight

820
01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:11,920
so I can watch him I don't get to see the shit you do yeah we gotta see the

821
01:08:11,920 --> 01:08:16,760
score afterwards I do I see the score I hear you what's really funny is we

822
01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:18,440
actually play a lot differently from each other

823
01:08:18,440 --> 01:08:25,400
how percent like Kelly well it's because he so fucking he spent time in the

824
01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:29,880
military and fucking his brain just like things like that so like he'll fucking

825
01:08:29,880 --> 01:08:33,480
sit there approach a corner like Russia back door thinking he plays it like it's

826
01:08:33,480 --> 01:08:37,080
real life thinking like that or at least like approaching it with like a logical

827
01:08:37,080 --> 01:08:40,960
standpoint and then there's fucking me that's like I'm gonna be hop and fucking

828
01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:44,440
you're gonna scratch it I'm gonna be hop and shoot a couple of times over this

829
01:08:44,440 --> 01:08:48,720
fucking hedge and then fucking like dolphin dive 180 out this turn and then

830
01:08:48,720 --> 01:08:52,760
fucking get you through a window like yeah it's okay if I were to play with

831
01:08:52,760 --> 01:08:57,360
you guys I'm the one that's rushing I can you rush okay so I can't stop moving

832
01:08:57,360 --> 01:09:03,200
in those games I used to be more can't be saying yeah yeah just I mean yeah

833
01:09:03,200 --> 01:09:08,120
you still do it just depends on what map it is like I can read a situation

834
01:09:08,120 --> 01:09:13,040
better now yeah back then I would just buy everything every corner I pie that

835
01:09:13,040 --> 01:09:17,520
bitch now I don't especially when I you know the map I know what corners I should

836
01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:21,480
pie and which ones I should just full-on sprint jump and just lay fire just

837
01:09:21,480 --> 01:09:25,200
fucking it's also it's also a day it's also a difference of understanding like

838
01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:28,280
should I even though I know this dude is right here should I take this corner

839
01:09:28,280 --> 01:09:31,000
slow or should I actually like fucking jump child this corner to get an

840
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:34,320
advantage on him like there was a couple of times I think playing fucking the

841
01:09:34,320 --> 01:09:38,320
other night like I think we I don't I think I was playing with you I think it

842
01:09:38,320 --> 01:09:42,880
was me you uni and fucking somebody else but we were playing fucking we were

843
01:09:42,880 --> 01:09:48,120
playing hotel and I saw somebody fucking I saw somebody I think it was how tall I

844
01:09:48,120 --> 01:09:51,300
saw somebody's legs come through the fucking like door double door that was

845
01:09:51,300 --> 01:09:55,640
closed and saw his kneecaps like slide through and then come back and so I was

846
01:09:55,640 --> 01:09:58,680
like I'm not sure if he's running right there or not but I'm just gonna fucking

847
01:09:58,680 --> 01:10:01,880
take a chance I have my sniper out and I just fucking boot right through the door

848
01:10:01,880 --> 01:10:08,560
and I was like oh I was like I'll get reported for that so one of the game

849
01:10:08,560 --> 01:10:12,120
modes we play is yeah where you live and you did that too yeah I saw that we're

850
01:10:12,120 --> 01:10:16,760
playing search and destroy and we were doing pretty good but not like we

851
01:10:16,760 --> 01:10:21,240
weren't like clapping them it wasn't you know five to zero no it was a pretty

852
01:10:21,240 --> 01:10:24,280
it was a pretty back and forth and he's sniping the whole time and I don't really

853
01:10:24,280 --> 01:10:28,200
pay attention to him anymore I like around three or four I don't pay

854
01:10:28,200 --> 01:10:33,480
attention to use the babysit I'm not this game but in our fair one we go to

855
01:10:33,480 --> 01:10:37,200
babysit a lot like a motherfucker I don't I don't do this thing he fucking he

856
01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:42,520
shows up he brings numbers and I saw he just happened to compare to what you were

857
01:10:42,520 --> 01:10:47,040
a few years ago yeah they're fucking even a year and a half ago run across

858
01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:52,920
this guy and he's sniping and he takes a shot misses take jumps back takes another

859
01:10:52,920 --> 01:10:59,160
shot misses gets shot I tell I was like dude just drop the fucking sniper it's

860
01:10:59,160 --> 01:11:04,000
not working out and he goes probably the score I had like four kills and he had

861
01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:07,480
eight I'm like he's in one like did you just put up the sniper he's like I'm

862
01:11:07,480 --> 01:11:14,760
gonna snipe the whole fucking time all right keep at it but the best part about

863
01:11:14,760 --> 01:11:18,000
this is right before he fucking says that cuz I miss both of those fucking

864
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:23,520
shots and I mean I missed them by like that it happens like I mean I'm moving

865
01:11:23,520 --> 01:11:27,080
try I'm moving with my mouse and I can move so much faster and react so much

866
01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:31,720
you can aim so much better on a sniper yeah it's like absolutely oh absolutely

867
01:11:31,720 --> 01:11:35,520
fucking Lutely and so like I just missed I missed those two shots but of course

868
01:11:35,520 --> 01:11:39,760
he's not on he's not on me watching me because he only has fucking like two

869
01:11:39,760 --> 01:11:44,040
deaths himself yeah so he's fucking been alive with me most of the time and he

870
01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:48,160
didn't see fucking the two rounds before that I'm up on fucking top plat

871
01:11:48,160 --> 01:11:51,840
stairs I have taken out like three of them at a time but somebody else who

872
01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:56,280
get the floor so I don't fucking know you only see like the last kill yeah so

873
01:11:56,280 --> 01:12:02,240
he just sees me off in the mess he just he just fucking hears me go he just

874
01:12:02,240 --> 01:12:06,080
hears my sniper going off fucking bodies are dropping and then he just sees me

875
01:12:06,080 --> 01:12:10,040
in the dudes kill it sees me die and fucking our teammates last kill cam

876
01:12:10,040 --> 01:12:14,240
while he's fucking cross shooting the other dude and so fucking I'm sitting on

877
01:12:14,240 --> 01:12:18,240
top of fucking plat stairs and I come up and crouched him fucking ADSing down to

878
01:12:18,240 --> 01:12:24,080
fucking D1 D2 and like homeboy comes up the fucking stairs and I'm like oh shit

879
01:12:24,080 --> 01:12:28,880
boom prone out here comes homeboy running out top fucking bed out the

880
01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:32,880
double door and I'm like ADS back in real quick as I'm like fucking seeing

881
01:12:32,880 --> 01:12:37,840
red cuz he tagged me twice now bang and that's when you heard me

882
01:12:37,840 --> 01:12:42,200
because essentially it was just holy shit I lived holy shit I lived holy shit

883
01:12:42,200 --> 01:12:49,120
I lived it's pretty fucking wild do you quick quick scopens a fucking beast it's

884
01:12:49,120 --> 01:12:53,840
so much I got called out for hard scoping and AR

885
01:12:53,840 --> 01:13:01,040
like what he's holding he's holding irons on a fucking lane like a full

886
01:13:01,040 --> 01:13:04,920
online everybody keeps cross and I'm hard scoping one side following them over

887
01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:10,120
all over kill on the organs and I just hear who the fuck hard scopes that hard

888
01:13:10,120 --> 01:13:22,240
I'm like it's an AR the fucking dude the whole point of a gun is too hard yeah what is to hold

889
01:13:22,240 --> 01:13:26,560
irons on a lane see one of the things that you know you're supposed to aim down

890
01:13:26,560 --> 01:13:30,600
anyway well a lot of things is like what he was talking about is how I try to be

891
01:13:30,600 --> 01:13:35,360
more realistic with it a lot of guys they'll sprint everywhere coming up on a

892
01:13:35,360 --> 01:13:38,960
corner they sprint around a damn corner yeah and guess who's there guess who's there

893
01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:44,400
me and AR hold my fucking AR right at you I sprint everywhere but I'm coming up

894
01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:48,640
to a corner even close to a corner you're I'm down I'm at it so something

895
01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:52,400
jumps I got the shots well that's because you're doing that animations of

896
01:13:52,400 --> 01:13:56,800
coming down takes so much time you don't get a shot off nine times out of ten I'm

897
01:13:56,800 --> 01:14:01,840
somebody before they can you know unless you're fucking shot see then you're

898
01:14:01,840 --> 01:14:07,120
fucking dolphin diving why whine yeah into a fucking you can't even dolphin

899
01:14:07,120 --> 01:14:11,440
dive and shoot but this guy has perfected the ability to hit things like

900
01:14:11,440 --> 01:14:14,960
hills dolphin dive and there's a ledge you'll aim for the ledge because it

901
01:14:14,960 --> 01:14:20,400
counts that he'll die his gun is already ready to go I try to do it all time and

902
01:14:20,400 --> 01:14:26,400
I feel every time they do it's such a bitch right yeah so shot he's considered

903
01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:30,760
the movement King like that isn't saying that boy watching his POV is fucking it

904
01:14:30,760 --> 01:14:34,800
if you get motion sickness he will give you fucking motion sickness

905
01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:38,640
talk about motion sickness go watch the fucking apex players oh that's what

906
01:14:38,640 --> 01:14:42,420
shots he plays that's what shots he looks like yeah that's probably why then

907
01:14:42,420 --> 01:14:46,120
like watching shots he played apex it just looks like he's playing fucking

908
01:14:46,120 --> 01:14:49,320
cods no these people are perfected because you know you won't you just

909
01:14:49,320 --> 01:14:53,360
can't dolphin dive well you know you wall climb an apex and shit okay yeah so

910
01:14:53,360 --> 01:14:58,040
these although wall hop peeked no yeah where they climb up and then they run

911
01:14:58,040 --> 01:15:02,920
sideways across the building that's not a mechanic in the game but people have

912
01:15:02,920 --> 01:15:07,360
discovered it especially with mouse and keyboard you can fucking move it just

913
01:15:07,360 --> 01:15:11,160
right where you aim out and then back into the wall so it keeps going and you

914
01:15:11,160 --> 01:15:15,800
literally can run the whole fucking side all the way down and I'm just like what

915
01:15:15,800 --> 01:15:24,080
the fuck how do I do this yeah I'm not you too bitch in practice so so I stick

916
01:15:24,080 --> 01:15:29,720
to my Pokemon bro you too bitch it's turn-based or I got time to think my

917
01:15:29,720 --> 01:15:35,600
see first person first person shooters in arena like that's just like the pace

918
01:15:35,600 --> 01:15:39,700
my brain goes so like it just feels natural and call of duty I grew up on

919
01:15:39,700 --> 01:15:43,640
quake remember quake 3 arena mm-hmm that was my shit well it's like the like

920
01:15:43,640 --> 01:15:48,800
the cell was super fast pace like the BR like solo wins that I have which is most

921
01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:52,680
of my wins are in solos right when you don't have teammates to worry about

922
01:15:52,680 --> 01:15:56,840
exactly I don't know when you kill one person and it counts well and it's not

923
01:15:56,840 --> 01:16:01,400
one and now I could go and I could probably solo queue duos if I want like

924
01:16:01,400 --> 01:16:04,760
if I really fucking tried and like I was really sweating I could probably solo

925
01:16:04,760 --> 01:16:10,400
queue duos if I wanted to probably like oh Kelso straight seed me fucking go

926
01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:13,840
like next thing we know it's fucking they all just for some reason went

927
01:16:13,840 --> 01:16:16,880
through a fucking choke point there's two dudes fucking sit there like they

928
01:16:16,880 --> 01:16:21,320
just all happen to follow fucking Kelso and fucking Kelsos like why are you

929
01:16:21,320 --> 01:16:26,160
bitches behind me I'm curious I'm over here all let's just use hotel again I'm

930
01:16:26,160 --> 01:16:32,440
over here fucking top plat B why are y'all dead yeah all right got the first

931
01:16:32,440 --> 01:16:37,320
kill the next thing I know Kelso's like all right bro I'm watching I'm like I can

932
01:16:37,320 --> 01:16:43,120
hear them the next thing you know you just see fucking crackhead engaged SMG

933
01:16:43,120 --> 01:16:46,720
he's like how the fuck did you do that I'm like I tried to show you the sound

934
01:16:46,720 --> 01:16:53,760
setting you don't like what's your personal record for search 15 and oh

935
01:16:53,760 --> 01:16:58,480
yeah you know what search is right that's NDA yeah

936
01:16:58,480 --> 01:17:02,680
when's night I used to play hardcore back then mine I think I stopped about

937
01:17:02,680 --> 01:17:08,480
the time ghosts came out mine's 19 and 4 but I lost I was gonna say I got 15 and

938
01:17:08,480 --> 01:17:14,000
oh I had a 19 to 5 I had a perfect I had a perfect kill game I had a perfect

939
01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:20,280
game on a perfect game oh and you lost oh oh for some reason I was thinking 19

940
01:17:20,280 --> 01:17:26,000
wins no no no you're thinking 19 deaths 19 deaths 4 kills and then he and then

941
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:30,840
they ended up losing you said that backwards wouldn't that be 19 kills for

942
01:17:30,840 --> 01:17:36,040
that's what I said you said 19 deaths no I said 19 kills for deaths I'll go back

943
01:17:36,040 --> 01:17:41,960
and play for you and you guys still lost

944
01:17:48,400 --> 01:17:56,480
and you guys still lost I think I was streaming this one actually too I think

945
01:17:56,480 --> 01:17:59,200
it's all one of my old I think I actually have a stream proof of fucking

946
01:17:59,200 --> 01:18:03,480
this as I went fit it was 15 and oh so it was a it was a perfect game on a 6-0 so

947
01:18:03,480 --> 01:18:07,320
it was a perfect kill game on a perfect game okay like that was my that was my

948
01:18:07,320 --> 01:18:10,520
best hands down fuck it and it was that was again another match all with the

949
01:18:10,520 --> 01:18:14,420
sniper yeah I think I may I maybe had like two or three kills picking up

950
01:18:14,420 --> 01:18:18,040
somebody else's secondary so then that way if I like and I was playing we were

951
01:18:18,040 --> 01:18:23,640
playing embassy yeah which that fucking you know that's my favorite SMB map I

952
01:18:23,640 --> 01:18:28,400
fucking I don't know why like it's that map is simple and I love it what's that

953
01:18:28,400 --> 01:18:36,760
snow map expo fucking hate that map expo if I'm perfect spots you'll have to

954
01:18:36,760 --> 01:18:42,680
show me but nobody ever fucking listens to me one we've done together is when

955
01:18:42,680 --> 01:18:47,320
we were attacking everybody go secret yeah the secret rush way to get it but

956
01:18:47,320 --> 01:18:51,520
when you're defending the best spot which for some reason nobody fucking does

957
01:18:51,520 --> 01:18:57,580
it is there's three spots so you can get a and B constantly mm-hmm once the

958
01:18:57,580 --> 01:19:03,040
window it's a little bit harder but you can get the window go to what do you

959
01:19:03,040 --> 01:19:09,880
call a top party or top bar so you go from catwalk to bar yep and then the

960
01:19:09,880 --> 01:19:14,960
second one is just below it you can watch B and run through those two

961
01:19:14,960 --> 01:19:19,640
sell the bottom double under the bottom double underneath the other one is just

962
01:19:19,640 --> 01:19:27,520
running back and forth with vending this console yeah yeah that movement of back

963
01:19:27,520 --> 01:19:31,480
and forth nobody fucking do anything how do I know this because watch that

964
01:19:31,480 --> 01:19:37,480
happened to me yeah it would say you lose a that well it's so easy to hold B

965
01:19:37,480 --> 01:19:43,760
you just get to one on each side mm-hmm behind the behind the stage yeah and one

966
01:19:43,760 --> 01:19:48,280
in secret and one in fitting nobody can come in and if you die you got three

967
01:19:48,280 --> 01:19:53,120
other people can watch that spot too that's so and eat so an even better set

968
01:19:53,120 --> 01:19:57,680
up for like map control wise because that that setups good for point control

969
01:19:57,680 --> 01:20:02,240
but you have you don't really have any fault you have to you have two different

970
01:20:02,240 --> 01:20:06,000
isolated or probably two to four different isolated locations when you're

971
01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:09,600
set up like that that they can actually spawn because you're only cutting you're

972
01:20:09,600 --> 01:20:14,880
only cutting off about probably 40% of the map well my point is is I'm not

973
01:20:14,880 --> 01:20:18,320
talking about to get points I'm talking about defending yeah I understand that

974
01:20:18,320 --> 01:20:23,160
they can only come from two different areas I understand that but so say where

975
01:20:23,160 --> 01:20:27,200
you're sitting you're covering fucking big window because you're far if you

976
01:20:27,200 --> 01:20:30,240
push up far enough in vending you're covering big windows so you're covering

977
01:20:30,240 --> 01:20:36,520
most of that side so then they have top stair top stair on outside of a that they

978
01:20:36,520 --> 01:20:40,680
can spawn that whole area through that whole back all the way to the backside

979
01:20:40,680 --> 01:20:43,800
in that little fucking like core area where the statue is where you may spawn

980
01:20:43,800 --> 01:20:49,320
in if you have somebody push up more towards a and like just stay and just

981
01:20:49,320 --> 01:20:53,760
kind of have Rome in that area because then you can watch those cuts inside from

982
01:20:53,760 --> 01:20:57,200
outside there and essentially do almost the same thing that you're doing in

983
01:20:57,200 --> 01:21:01,280
vending but pushed out further so you have harder map control so then if

984
01:21:01,280 --> 01:21:06,920
you're there you literally only spawn them in that far deep pocket so then you

985
01:21:06,920 --> 01:21:10,400
can put somebody then you could literally just have somebody sit on that top rail

986
01:21:10,400 --> 01:21:14,560
coming in from fucking coming in from barbecue and fucking just have them file

987
01:21:14,560 --> 01:21:17,480
in through if they come in through fucking globe top globe over there you

988
01:21:17,480 --> 01:21:20,000
can file pick them off from right there if they come in through the bottom right

989
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:24,440
there at the bottom of the stairs you can pick them off right there yeah I'm

990
01:21:24,440 --> 01:21:28,840
searching through this I can't I've been over just spaced out we're just talking

991
01:21:28,840 --> 01:21:33,800
contrast here so I'm listening but I don't know the map so I'm trying to

992
01:21:33,800 --> 01:21:38,160
envision it but at the same time I'm trying to because you were showing me

993
01:21:38,160 --> 01:21:43,880
your guys your kds for man we need in the we need in the podcast it's time for

994
01:21:43,880 --> 01:21:50,120
you to go there was a picture I had from black ops 2 when I played on ps3 so when

995
01:21:50,120 --> 01:21:54,880
I played with my clan we were playing tournaments and shit yes sir of going

996
01:21:54,880 --> 01:22:06,720
what was it 78 and 5 on a was it hardline yeah no it was domination yeah

997
01:22:06,720 --> 01:22:12,320
it was domination but we just didn't take flags is what it was yeah we've done

998
01:22:12,320 --> 01:22:17,640
some or no no I like I like it was kill confirm I remember now hard point and

999
01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:21,080
just fuck I don't remember what we played we so we used to play kill

1000
01:22:21,080 --> 01:22:25,920
confirmed but we wouldn't take the tags so we could keep going and I ended 78

1001
01:22:25,920 --> 01:22:31,640
and 5 with the fucking Russian sniper the one that you can keep rapid firing

1002
01:22:31,640 --> 01:22:37,800
drag it off that's the name yes 78 and 5 and I have screenshots to prove it I

1003
01:22:37,800 --> 01:22:43,240
have screenshots to prove it from yeah and I just I had to find I'll find them

1004
01:22:43,240 --> 01:22:46,960
and I'll send it to you yeah we did a that was probably my night best match

1005
01:22:46,960 --> 01:22:51,080
ever we did an enhanced night and fucking I end up getting like 70 some kills and

1006
01:22:51,080 --> 01:22:58,000
like next to no dust yeah I was on fucking so hey you get those games though

1007
01:22:58,000 --> 01:23:05,200
yeah you get those games huh why why beer you got powder on your nose bitch

1008
01:23:05,200 --> 01:23:13,240
here's one enhancement are you gonna stream ever cuz I want to watch probably

1009
01:23:13,240 --> 01:23:22,840
if I do stream I probably will you do it will you do a redneck avatar if you do

1010
01:23:22,840 --> 01:23:26,520
so you can get like little avatar character so instead of like your video

1011
01:23:26,520 --> 01:23:29,840
screen it's a little avatar yeah and so like they move around and look around

1012
01:23:29,840 --> 01:23:32,400
and like you can either have like their mouth moves and like they'll blink

1013
01:23:32,400 --> 01:23:35,400
randomly I've seen those yes some of them are hell I feel like he could

1014
01:23:35,400 --> 01:23:39,440
fucking come up with just some hella trashy redneck one it's so would justify

1015
01:23:39,440 --> 01:23:43,600
this shit that comes out of his mouth this is normally English at this point

1016
01:23:43,600 --> 01:23:47,320
I'm gonna then if you start streaming you have to come up with some fucking

1017
01:23:47,320 --> 01:23:53,940
super cliche like Kelso look else I can do it yep that yep got it yeah I'll give

1018
01:23:53,940 --> 01:23:59,160
her a go I'm feeling it yeah I want to know and then just fucking totally steal

1019
01:23:59,160 --> 01:24:05,280
Larry the cable guys fucking just you come into the string gator dad that dude

1020
01:24:05,280 --> 01:24:10,680
doesn't even talk like that it's fucked up he did it to himself it's just he did

1021
01:24:10,680 --> 01:24:14,720
it to him fuck himself what fucking everybody portraying and talking like

1022
01:24:14,720 --> 01:24:19,040
that like that's literally how get her day no I meant Larry the cable that

1023
01:24:19,040 --> 01:24:22,160
doesn't actually talk like I know he did it to him fucking he did it to himself

1024
01:24:22,160 --> 01:24:28,960
for fucking creating that fucking persona no yeah you would that is weird

1025
01:24:28,960 --> 01:24:35,760
you would that is weird you would Oh Fiona that is weird did not expect that

1026
01:24:35,760 --> 01:24:39,920
oh no don't you know me but we do go to wrap it up yeah so I'm gonna tell you

1027
01:24:39,920 --> 01:24:45,400
this roll it in this has been this has been this week's episode of tenacious

1028
01:24:45,400 --> 01:24:49,080
geeks we want to give a big thank you to Kelso for stopping by and being another

1029
01:24:49,080 --> 01:24:55,040
guess Kelso are being at me one favor and just yell Austin 316 awesome I don't

1030
01:24:55,040 --> 01:25:06,080
have enough alcohol for that okay yeah I did that that's pretty tight this yeah

1031
01:25:06,080 --> 01:25:13,160
he did that little Mike like they got a gas little people in here we appreciate

1032
01:25:13,160 --> 01:25:16,320
you guys tuning into this episode of tenacious geeks I am Fergie that is

1033
01:25:16,320 --> 01:25:19,840
chaotic he is Kelso we appreciate you guys for clicking on the link coming by

1034
01:25:19,840 --> 01:25:24,720
and wherever you listen to the podcast keep it going we appreciate you and run

1035
01:25:24,720 --> 01:25:28,720
them numbers up their rookie numbers we need more but all the ones that do come

1036
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in we appreciate you we love you and thank you for coming by the stream

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again the stream yeah I'm getting close I'm gonna check it again we're working

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on it yeah he hit felony and I'm hitting the fucking road but this has been this

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week's episode thank you we love you guys geeks out yeah