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If you go down like the fan like theory rabbit hole and shit like that like
actual like start like looking into the fans the three most popular movies are
actually four five and six the original three which of course yeah well they had
like 20 years to run I know that are you gonna shut up and let me finish or just
no yeah you never do but then like one two and three most people like when they
first came out most of the fan most of the Star Wars universe fan base was like
alright these are cool blah blah blah blah blah but then as they went through
and then people started getting more into the lore and like the actual books
and shit fucking one two and three were ass but why why does everybody think
their ass because of what do you think they're at because of the lore from the
books because I've listened to two of them what are the books say that it's
slightly different like I don't it's been a while since I've listened to him
but it's it's a little bit different of course you go for movies and shit like
that cuz like the original three movies came out and then the books came out and
then book one two and three came out and then one two and three movie came out
years later right so like it it was another one of those of like it didn't
follow exactly to how it was because like it wasn't necessarily things weren't
the same like and of course people didn't write how it was fucking written
what's the one thing that in majority of the fucking Star Wars fan base what is
every what did everybody want to happen
Qui-Gon Jinn to be Anakin's master not Obi-Wan yeah but that's not how four
five and six made that happen I know that but that's that's the
I know I understand that I understand that but that's the one thing that like
did you watch Kenobi most of it yeah yeah did you watch the end I did that's
the one part I have left I think I have like the last two episodes that's fine
this Qui-Gon came back yeah he comes back as a force ghost already yes yes and
it was tell me that was not perfect that's how that's how Obi-Wan learns how
to be a force ghost is from that fucking original incidents and then trains on it
until the point where they go because like the end of the season the end of
the season is right they don't drop him off at because at some point Obi-Wan is
supposed to end where like the beginning of like six started or four started or
over the fuck it was that was that was the rumors when Obi-Wan was like in the
production like the story was gonna be yeah it's like there's like a fucking
ten year gap I think well but that's what I'm saying like I'm not sure how
many seasons they're actually like but that was the goal of what where Kenobi
is supposed to end is where fucking is where it like not too long before it
picks up in like four yeah that was supposed to get another season that was
yeah and that was supposed to be that was that's supposed to be the goal with
because I know me when yeah cuz I need more Liam Neeson but I was okay with
Qui-Gon I thought he would have lasted through the clone the Clone Wars at
least I would I do personally wish that like not necessarily like I understand
why the fans are saying and like the Star Wars universe and shit like that
wanted to see like Qui-Gon be Anakin's actual master because like Qui-Gon
actually understood it more than fucking Obi-Wan did like Anakin's like mindset
like that there won't be a season two it says the force is not with Obi-Wan
Kenobi season two Lucasfilm's president reveals that the second season of Star
Wars series won't happen anytime soon if at all well that's like they probably
took yeah okay I am good with it though I don't see that's the one thing I am
liking though is that we're going back to after six and we're like rewriting
seven eight nine not necessarily this is the this is the gap and fill in the gap
and supposed to be the gap in between six and six and seven I was gonna rewrite
anything we need to rewrite it agreed but then we need to I fucking wish we
would those were just straight trash the books were the books are better for what
I've seen the fucking original leaked scripts from like ten years ago like the
actual book yeah which aren't there like pages like like with Mara Jade and shit
or Mara Jade yeah well those that's a can they have that's fucking there that's
legends yeah well that's that's what it originally was they based a little bit
off of so a lot of the legends continuity is coming in in the shows like
especially a Soka well we're not okay is bringing in a fuck ton of legends
continuity right like when Disney when Disney bought Star Wars mmm a Soka was
no longer canon because she predominantly she was predominantly
introduced in Clone Wars and well in but not the movies the cartoon yeah yeah so
that's what the writer for that also wrote bad batch and is right that's the
first the first season like the I think it was like at least the first season of
Clone Wars or rebels or whatever the fuck it was wasn't on Disney it wasn't
owned by Disney at that point no it was a Cartoon Network yeah it was running on
Cartoon Network Disney hadn't gotten his hands on it yet Lucasfilm so when the
reason why it continued going after Disney bought it is because if they
didn't keep it going everything that was before essentially like the movies and
certain shit was all moved to legends and it was all non-canon yeah so like
they had to keep it going and well that's why they're doing like bad batch
bad batch was majority of shit that was from fucking legends yeah that brought
shit into canon I really like Thrawn the villain from fucking I know who yeah
Thrawn he he was considered non-canon until now like it was man it was a
Mandalorian bringing up it was it was Mandalorian for the actual like Disney
universe and then he was originally brought in in Clone Wars Clone Wars and
rebels yeah but that this is his Mandal Mandalorian was the was the tie-in for
it to be canon yeah because that's when they get brought up and that's when you
see Ahsoka for the first time actually within like the Disney live-action which
also gave us Boba Fett back until he died well I see that's because the
solid it was that was canon was he died yeah the books brought him back to life
yeah I mean like the actor died yeah did he really yeah he's dead like what the
so if they do bring back Boba Fett it would be it's gonna be a different actor
yearly I didn't know that yeah oh shit rest in peace this one dark doing that
he'd be doing that sometimes how about Star Wars they're all dead now oh okay
but I don't know I liked one two and three the most though what's that
generation we're going for six minutes I was not I was not gonna let the Star
Wars talk not be in the well that's why I was like I hope to God you press fucking
record I did I was like there's hello everybody welcome to another episode
it's an Asia Skeets this is episode 20 626 and we have a yeah who's counting
and we have a returning special guest for the second time to hold his casting
belt I was trying to count something better
alright everybody welcome to the fuck podcast Kelso Kelso the heavyweight
champion so why slam how you doing why Slayer how you been you know I've been
slaying many wives lately no no I'm not trying to keep that tally low so better
it's been a minute dude you got the milf breathing breathing yeah what you mean
oh yes it's he has a David Slayer no so that's what they call it is like it's
like a breathing yeah it's breathing for him she have like water breathing fire
breathing breathing breathing yeah okay I thought it was milf breathing yes milf
breathing for the first form wife Slayer art there you go
milf breathing second form sure her to her to open cookies her tubes are tied
so she can't get pregnant the milf does let me know he said milf breathing third
form yeah bitch got snacks milf and cookies bitch got snacks Capri sons in
the fridge you just you just here you just hear fucking Kelso from the bedroom
afterwards milf breathing third form bitch give me your snacks he's like I
brought snacks for everybody yeah welcome back buddy thank you we needed
you back what are you looking at I'm just admiring your on club life admiring
the new studio okay hey you want the you know the fancy oh yeah we got a mood
bitch we'd be fucking now aren't we there you go that's what he said last
time I turn these on oh just go bald oh now welcome to the love out we're no
geeks
except they're fucking falling down it's fucking the mood lights are falling I
can't get a chubby well we all know that Ferguson can't get it up now yeah get
your video get your video just here at the end chubby oh shit please say that
said to do I want to go back go back real quick to seriously why was one two
and three not good we grew up and realized there was more to Star Wars than
just those three episodes yeah there is a there is an expanded universe I like
them but you gotta think it's like when you're you know movies there are our
generation of Star Wars yeah and it fit the part that's what we wanted is what
we got yeah then we grew up and now we're like a bunch of other cooler shit
out I mean there's a lot that really just downs down but I two and three yeah I
mean there's so much around fucking the Clone Wars and like pre lead up to the
movies and shit don't touch that you don't find out unless you read so that
is one thing that did bug me was we missed literally the entire Clone Wars
we got from to started it and then three ended it or a way fucking longer than
that and there is so much shit that happened like right and I think that's
shit all of the shit through fucking Clone Wars like the actual cartoon that
was good yeah that shit was I never watched I never got to finish it it was
it was really good rebels was really good too I couldn't get into the
animation style of rebels yeah it is kind of off so that is that really so
rebel brings in a whole lot of lure that goes into a Soca yeah because it's
supposed it's like it's the same guy who wrote it yeah well but that's what I'm
saying it's like so you have rebels and then it takes place I think like five
years after after Ezra and Thrawn go on the fucking purgles which one Ezra and
Thrawn on the space whales that can fucking rebels into rebels oh yeah so
when fucking Thrawn and Ezra fucking go on the space whales and shit so like
that's whales yeah so that's that's everything's got space with bro well
it's it's really it's really fun here's that space way it's really fucking weird
like there is one there they're force sensitive space whales that can fucking
go into hyperspace so okay so it's garden if I remember correctly I think
they're called the purgles I don't remember was it uh whales yeah but
essentially space well it's essentially it's the body of a whale and then it's
got like a cat and a nine tails on the back where it's like if you fuck with it
it's like you need some Jesus like yeah it's the same it's in space so you need
space Jesus hit all the points of a space well it's a whale in space right
what do you need to know but yeah other than the hate in Christians in like I
liked him what that's I like he plays Anakin I liked him the best in the
second movie his his technique his technical he was only in this yeah he
was only in two and three yeah I really I did like him in three like the wrong
motion of it all yeah he did really phenomenal in the end what made me
appreciate him was obi-wan Kenobi yeah show yeah well allowing them both to
really it really puts a perspective Anakin being Darth Vader I because you
grow up everybody you know I wanted to see no so much more of that transition
afterwards I had a tear hearing him talk well that's a huge step today like there
are other gonna make it perfect or just or it's gonna fucking be ass because
there's no villain meeting and like more episode 3 or whatever oh my god I'm
standing there fucking face to face with each other like their first like
interaction in the show bro that shit gave but did you did you see the big
battle I think so fire when he drives yes yeah yeah and you then they're
fucking he's fucking throwing rocks at him yeah that she was fucking yeah
worlds out but listening to the dialogue between the two and it's like it's been
how long since they've well and it's correctly that was the moment Vader
realized he was still alive right oh yeah one realized that Anakin was Vader oh
no yeah one of the two no event Anakin knew obi-wan was alive Anakin could feel
him they could feel each other no no no I just I remember in the show that they
were like at some point one of them was like wait hold up like what the fuck no
they didn't they realized it earlier in the show because though uh fucking what's
her name I can't remember her name the Jedi hunter I can't the black oh yeah
yeah yeah the black chick had said that she was going to get him to please Vader
cuz Vader didn't know mm-hmm and then somehow he had found out and then that's
how he got there but no he didn't know obi-wan yeah no he didn't know because
he yeah okay so when he obi-wan was dead this and he thought he left him on the
planet dead on the extra yeah so he ends up like basically put himself in exile
mm-hmm and just like completely hiding away yeah hi yeah the start of fucking
Kenobi yeah he just ends up just like life sucks now and then he finds out and
he's now I'm going to be little bitch and hide dude well do you I mean think
about it that's not it was his brother's his family he did tell him he was like
hey just so you know I do I have a high ground look you up see I have high
ground boy today is not your day I hate you he warned my problem I hate you
well I'm gonna do a Jedi don't do and vertical slash emotional though yeah no
I teared up like it was good mm-hmm I don't know they did a phenomenal job
late I was nobody was perfect to me I wasn't a big fan like I liked Boba Fett
but like I wasn't necessarily like it was one of I think I got like three or
four episodes into it and I was like give me Mandalorian back bitch I mean
no man is fine man oh yeah it's just funny cuz man oh yeah
obi-wan the first two episodes of a soca so far bomb dude I literally watched if
I was like oh two episodes okay I watched the first one and then just go
play some video games and you're like no I literally like at the end of the first
episode I'm like all right that was bomb I need more but I'm gonna shut it off
okay so I shut it off I get it to my computer I'm like London call duty I'm
like oh but my friends are on yeah they can wait and they did they did wait no
there's a you can wait 46 minutes shut the fuck up right just try to watch it
while you play no no I was so hard focus on it was like I have no time for video
games oh no dude it's those it's fair it's worth sitting and I to part of no
I know and it's just I was gonna start it do it sucks you the fuck in like
cuz there's so much information that they're giving you yeah it there's so
much information that they're giving you within those two episodes we're like for
like sorry I'm gonna be in shit there's only and then like it starts off with just
a soca do it some dope shit I doubt that it's just gonna be just the episodes
so they'll be seasons oh yeah yeah so much that I can do it's only eight
episodes oh yeah so I will say I wish that they would start a little in the
past so because of Darth Maul would have been a part of it well he died again
before this so that yeah so that yeah yeah yeah so I wish they would have started in a past so
so they're starting after the book of Boba Fett hold on I got information for you
actually regarding that and we're down and my time so and I don't remember what
I don't remember what YouTube channel I was watching but because of a soca I've
been going down a bunch of fucking rabbit holes me trying to find him yep
so because of the night sisters they can they can essentially make they can
essentially bring back and create force ghosts so like okay Jedi can fucking
train themselves to become force ghosts when they die and shit like that blah
blah blah blah the night sisters can actually resurrect ghosts as long as
you're essentially like still a spirit with on the plane so there is rumors
going around that mall will come back in a shape or form essentially like a
force ghost because what is it fucking eight Morgan Morgan which one the evil
the evil chick that they broke out more yes Morgan so she's a night is one of
them she's a night sister and if you if you pay attention on the scenes where
they fucking close up look at her face she's got a night sister marking right
here just outside the edge of her head like so you're a witch and she's like I
wouldn't say that no so she's they yeah the Padawan looks at her and goes so
you're a witch she goes I'm a survivor yeah because she's like one of the only
she's like the only night sister left did you look into Darth Maul relation to
them yeah Townsend's her yeah mommy yeah hold them like closer a little bit so
mother Talzin mommy like so during like through rebels and shit like that mother
Talzin like the leader of the fucking which is a Dathomir mm-hmm that's it
that's malls mom yeah yeah yeah I'd heard about do you think this third
character is on the Sith side are you talking about the lightsaber dude the
Inquisitor I say be one hell of a fetch but if it is who do you think it is I
don't know who it is how much did you watch rebels you can't how much did you
watch a whole lot a lot do you remember who the main character was the kid mm-hmm
the the blue-haired kid that became the Padawan isn't that the didn't he die
girl no huh no she was a Mandalorian no the kid that in the kid that goes on the
whale with Thrawn that didn't he die no that that's who they're going to go find
that's who their hope that Ezra yeah yeah Ezra Miller yeah so that's for a
miller no that's literally his name is Ezra Miller so part of the story his
character his literal name is Ezra Miller they had to find a map just in
this you're fucking right you're fucking right yeah it's Ezra Miller so that's
where that fucking dude got his name from mm-hmm so yeah they found a match
now whatever it's supposed to find Thrawn but so they like hey if this
finds him then it's gonna find so-and-so's well it's gonna find out
there's a possibility they'll find Ezra too so the reason the reasoning that
they're thinking that is because at the end of rebels Ezra and Thrawn are both
on on the purgles or this we're just gonna call them the space whales
with the space whales I like that way better so they were on the back of the
fucking space whales and then they hit hyperspace and left okay so that's why
in the in the show when they put the space map in the thing in the second
episode and fucking it pops up and you see the circle in the galaxy where they
were yeah it's got the space whales around it so the theory with that being
is that's where they migrate to and so there's a theory that they're actually
they're not in a different galaxy they're in a different part of time yeah
it's like where they say it was in between in between space and time that's
not our in between times it's like a galaxy in between it's in our galaxy
it's a but not our galaxy essentially yeah so yeah pocket in our pocket
universe in between ours and another essentially yeah like the train from the
third matrix movie yeah that's where he's chilling with some space whales not a
whole lot of room just well just well let's go dubstep just
and every time we're talking space was I think a Futurama for some reason you
remember that episode of the big space well that goes in like four dimensions
or whatever yeah the space whale and then like shits glitter that's all I can
think of we're talking space wells it might be lighter we don't know space
nobody we will have to look into it so give me the spoilers of the first two
episodes so the biggest so the biggest I want to hear him say there's a whole
day there's a lot I guess okay say what you remember and then I'll fill in what
I remember I'll tell you my very first like cuz we see moment cuz we saw her at
the end of Boba Fett with Luke we also saw her far has nothing to do with that
it that like I was telling you so that no I'm the introduction for them as
rebels they're just making guest appearance to bring them into the
universe I know for fucking the Mandalorian helps helps Soka capture
Morgan mm-hmm and that's kind of like right that's your ship and you know you
know how they are they put their captured people and they get released
because you know they can do anything but hold the capture yeah because the
fucking the Empire so fucking interlaced the first Republic so fucking
interlaced with the new Republic that fucking yeah just like and yeah like
another spoiler in the second fucking episode they go to fucking check out
Morgan's fucking facility because the Assassin's droid shit like that the next
thing you know yeah they're asking like so how many of them are you know
actually you know not rebels or what or not rebels so you can find you can find
Imperial River Imperial converts on every floor on every floor and in every
apartment of this place yeah and they say he says so what's their loyalty
loyalty to the money essentially he's like so where do you stand essentially
he's like I stand he's like I stand with my investors yep straight up what he
tells fucking is what he tells the general and a vague honest answer you
can come up with straight up cuz I mean he's he's not lying like it's just you're
not his real investors you're not who's investing the most like right and so
they're up in the fucking like main deck of the fucking place and they start
looking at this fucking they see this big-ass like hyperspace generator and
they're like well no yeah what do you need what do you need one that's that
fucking big like what the fuck oh yeah well it's classified oh that's crazy I'm
the general of the fucking Republic like I could give you the code he's like I
don't know all right well and then a soak is like well what about these HK
droids he's like assassin droids he's like yeah what about there and then
it's like actually one of them was kind of being a dickhead to me yesterday yeah
let me do over there and then that's when you see that's and then this is
when you see the new Inquisitor yep because that's when a soak in the
Inquisitor battle but like the opening scene in episode is it a new Inquisitor
huh yeah yeah double a thing visitor yes question I'm like I wonder who you I
think it's a way I think it's as well I really do I was like because the other
one didn't die but I'm thinking of the one from Kenobi for some reason not the
one from Mandalorian yeah this is way later yeah wait a minute never mind yeah
I'm not sure who he is I think it'd be way too obvious be like oh because he has
double lightsaber to be like I hope it's Darth Maul but I but Maul died the pot
yeah Maul's dead he died my point is is that they're making a character move Obi-Wan
killed him again so I was like so the reason for it so the reasoning for that
is because he's fighting differently than all of the other inquisitors and
it's because of the way that Darth Vader trained the original Inquisitors except
for the grand Inquisitor the grand Inquisitor was the only one that
actually fought like a Sith or a Jedi and had and had the level to do it because
the Inquisitor the Inquisitor the master Inquisitor or the grand whatever
the grand Inquisitor he was a Jedi he was a he was a convert over to the dark
side he was a Jedi yeah but they couldn't make him talk about the new dude
no the one from the one that was in Kenobi oh gosh yeah they're like the big
weird dude bald dude with the fucking stripes down his head yeah he was a Jedi
before how do you feel about the the intro that I can't remember their names
but the new guy he was a Jedi and now he's a Sith whatever and is a Jedi or
whatever the fuck they're whatever they're fucking calling them I don't
know what they call them but so that cuz they're not they're not completely Sith
and they're not completely Jedi so like other Anakin Skywalker no no there's
some different no essentially they feel more like Qui-Gon does Anakin so the
the main guy main dude he was he was a Jedi okay order 60 became he became a
mercenary essentially so he has that mentality he still rocks the red
lightsaber and all that shit it's not red it's orange or they bled it they bled it
orange it's not red it's orange okay and but he still has like the more dude I've
gone down such a rabbit hole the last six months about the morals of it all
pull his Jedi who still holds the freak she still has her back yeah he still
trades her as if he's a Jedi like the paddle she has a mentality of a Sith
like hardcore very very Sith with Jedi training so it's essentially an
extremely it's a neutral Jedi that's extremely aggressive it's intense it's
it's a neutral aggressive it's a neutrally aggressive Jedi well the way
the Jedi and the Sith were made for their sword fighting was based on fencing
which was the Sith were more offensive and then the Jedi were trained to defense
yeah so to train to train a Sith in the Jedi way lightsaber styles there are
well here's the well there's a lot but the original to the way Jedi were made
most broad stay yeah one's offense one yeah one's aggressive one's a counter
she has a defense style but it is willing to take her life for it which is
fucking absolutely one of the main reasons why I was like fuck this I'm
gonna go watch the second episode because the very end of that episode is
a soca's original apprentice versus her and writing oh and it was pretty it was
pretty brief but it was enough to show the level of how much more how the Sith
was better at being a Jedi than this apprentice mind you this apprentice did
not have as much time she was also extremely lacking in for so she was
more sensitive oh yeah that's true the robot did you saw in the cartoon that
fucking help all the fucking build their lightsabers yeah he's he's in this show
yeah he's a fucking he roll he's one of the main characters rolling around with
the soca like it's fucking great and the Mandalorian girl from fucking rebels
hmm that's who he's talking about yeah yeah that's that's she ends up being a
soca's apprentice in that time because you see it in getting the better end of
it and ends up stabbing the shit out of her it straight puts it to rate yeah
right under doesn't kill her right now season oh yeah it's a corner as this
would be fine yeah immediately right I mean you cut you get cut in half you'll
live right oh yeah instant no more bleeding like you cut my arm off it's
alright we're good to go right I could just keep going this just sucks we're
good you cut me in half and fall down to space well we're good
you have the high ground put me in a shit I've ever fucking seen you don't
like that I hated that put you got a garble let's cut Darth Maul in half and
give him fucking spider legs I thought it was kind of dope like like that
fucking toy from Toy Story over here the baby head just do you take take take
no it's fucking stupid fuck out of here but yeah he could have gave it a robot
legs that's actually give us see three peel legs oh my god just watch how good
a swordsman he'd be then horrible legs do you know why Maul got weaker because
of that huh do you know why Maul got weaker because of that he lost half of
his body did do you know the reasoning for that the lightsaber the cut no why
losing half your body or a part of your body can make you weaker in the force
wait on me well for one it becomes a robotic body that can't be force
sensitive and force is a living organism it is like a life force so no legs no
blood flow no force it makes sense so it's not necessarily no layman's terms
it's no midi chlorine's you lose half of your midi chlorine count you become
half-powerful with walls no yeah essentially the same way I just want to
form gonna say no chloroform no rapey I just didn't want to say that stupid ass
fucking word because that was probably the stupidest thing ever no chloroform
I'll give it that yeah made a chlorine was a stupid fucking thing
brah they could have just left it as space magic okay that sounds even dumber
then a fucking mini bacteria that lives within everybody I was good with not
really knowing what it was space magic force yeah this man horse same shit how
do you describe the force it's the force it's I don't know you just do it's a
verb force is a verb it's what you do you're a fucking noun shut up hey I got
a question though okay would you guys be down with TP for a star killer movie a
what star killer star killer force unleashed force unleashed one and two
game you ever played those things remind me so it is this a guy with Ian from
yes yeah okay yeah from the dude in the redneck dude he's the dude that did
our fate always yeah he's a malls voice he's the he was one he was a Darth
Vader's clone experiment cloned apprentice yeah clone experiment because
you don't find out he's a clone game the reason why star killer was such a secret
is because he made him with the cloning technology outside of Sidious's
awareness yeah he was he was gonna be because Vader was gonna betray of course
as you're gonna betray as they always do within the Sith you know yeah so Vader
was gonna betray Sidious because Sidious is just a punk bitch and then so he had
star killer he was yeah pissed me off and he was pretty much like the clone
yeah he was yeah that was like like we could have done better than that yeah you
just started building I just had I dude I had an inkling feeling when we saw
fucking what's his name the villain from fucking eight fucking seven and eight
until you find out he was fucked till you find out it's actually Sidious Oh
smoke yes no smoke smoke it's Snoke Emperor Snoke yeah I've come to find
out he's just a fucking muddle mud ass fucking clone of like Sidious Luke in
fucking like one other person that's fucking trash I was like I know I was
like looking at him I was like everybody's like blah blah blah something
about fucking he's like it's fucking it's Windu I was like no it's not that
looks like fucking Sidious looks like a fuck no it didn't look like Windu I saw
all I went down that conspiracy rabbit hole yeah my brain my brain was like no
that's not fucking everything that's not fucking Windu just from episode seven
and eight like everything I could see why but I was like no I wanted to face
Windu I was like that's a fucking clone mace Windu is still alive somewhere your
squirtle looks like a penis it does your squirtle looks like a penis that's the
epit that's the fucking title of the episode right there your squirtle
inappropriate there so your squirtle your squirtle looks like and then they
can wait till we get to this part of the fucking episode be like ah but sorry so
now people mace Windu is still alive cool it technically we never saw him
actually died never died fall and we all know Jedi's can fucking run on their feet
from fucking falls that high I mean I'm pretty sure he just went to go form the
Avengers yeah yeah like okay okay here we go
think about that no think about that for a second here we go yeah he no he fought
Palpatine no got his ass whooped lost a hand okay now he finds his way to earth
to form the Avengers and the whole reason for Thanos and the space shit is
he's trying to get back to what Palpatine's ass evaders ass and go to
ass kicked by a think about that think about it you're telling me you got his
ass kicked by a cat well no I think that is some like implanted memory shit he
was a Jedi because then you go have you guys watched Secret Invasion? Have you
watched Secret Invasion? No. No? No. That would kind of explain a little bit more I
understand it's so it's a I know all the shape shifters green people are yeah
which still look better I can I blew if I was greener yeah which is funny
because they still look better than Piccolo did in that Dragon Ball movie
yeah orange pickle oh no I'll stop at the live action no no god so bad anyways
yeah no that please why we got a white kid playing Goku because he's an alien
why is there a white person that plays Superman because he still hails from the
mountains of caucus or I'm like he's there that part bugs the shit out of me
when people say that shit mm-hmm not Cat Williams and coming from the mountains
of caucus no the fact they're like why is there a white guy playing Goku because
he's a fucking alien the Saiyans are aliens why was there a white guy playing
grandpa gohan yeah well part was yeah wait it was it was an old white dude
playing grandpa go home no it was fucking um I don't think it was it was
Queen Latifah yeah yeah I don't remember anyways because it's I'm sitting my
taxi I'm sitting here like fucking Superman what about super like Superman
as a white boy you're still fucking talking because he's from yeah because
it bugs me this fucking PC shit bugs me it does like yeah like snow white yes
like the Little Mermaid the Little Mermaid yes it bugged me actually did you
know that fucking the whole thing with fucking Velma the whole Scooby-Doo thing
or the whole fucking Velma thing where they made the spin-off was something
different though bro do you know I watched a fucking podcast bro and it was
fucking it was it was three black dudes and it was fucking three nerdy black
dudes it's like their own like nerd oh yeah and they were like you get he's
like what a dude's like you see the new Scooby-Doo show they're like Velma you
see all of them instantaneously look out there like Velma he's like yeah do you
see what they did to Shaggy and you see they did him like that like I can't
believe you gave us Shaggy you changed the most loved character by all races
within Scooby-Doo like my everybody and you changed him you couldn't gave us
Fred can he gave us a brother with an ascot he was black when he and that Velma
show yeah yeah his name's not Shaggy anymore yeah his name's not Shaggy
anywhere I don't remember what it is but essentially it's just take Shaggy's
character fucking turn them black give them a fade haircut with fucking
braids and a fucking ponytail like I used to have my hair just not in braids
the only thing he cared about was trying to get Velma yeah he gives no fucks about
Velma it's all about food and his dog was yeah was Scooby even there I don't
know no I'm pretty sure he was not in it I don't fuck it trash most of it is like
Velma is trying to sleep with all these girls or whatever oh my god
Daphne is a closet lesbian Fred is a dumb murderer guy well they're accusing
him of murder and then whoever Shaq or check Shaggy's supposed to be is all about
getting with Shaggy Shaggy's trying to get with Velma that's the whole show oh my god
I mean who doesn't like a nerdy thick chick with glass I'm not saying I
want to smash no but why ruin especially like instead take that just give her
some fishnets instead of those like high socks and like give her a couple tattoos
like oh yeah we all got reddit it's okay
it's this time oh there you go there you go make sure to turn on your VPN when
you get on fucking tumblr he's like what's a VPN you want to get easier
lobbies and cod we're gonna start running VPNs and then fucking bouncing our
server signal just why would I don't understand why everybody's got a rehash
and ruin shit I mean to make it fucking PC because they think somebody's gonna
bitch I feel like Scooby-Doo is one of those fucking cartoons that like if you
lived in America no matter your nationality like that's just a cartoon
you watched as a kid like we do is Scooby-Doo yeah people in Japan watch
yeah but there was Scooby-Doo no it was the same so same animation they just
dubbed it yeah yeah well it's the same shit like us watching fucking anime like
it's exactly fucking same shit it's the same shit they're watching over there just
Power Rangers well I'm shit I did I generally think that what it is it's not
even that it's PC I think there is a mass group of men who just not find it
super funny to piss people off and I don't know the sole reason why I think
this and it's not because it's no white being Puerto Rican it's because the movie
tangled can you guess who it's gonna be are they actually making tango Jada
Smith bald ass Jada Smith hey so you got at this point I'm just saying I'm just
saying at some point you gotta realize now I don't be a fucking joke right well
that ain't that ain't gonna happen it's already happy is this we're not actually
gonna have already are they no way real okay look real life call me Jamie right
now okay what are what paradox or Mandela effect since Harambe everything's
just dude dude it was Harambe then the particle accelerator went broke and
then just everything changed yeah but rumors have been circulating since 2020
it's gonna happen guaranteed and a fucking happen yeah and then Tom I liked
tangled though and then Tom the car yeah the movie like the movie yeah the Disney
movie was badass you see what I mean my whatever about Tom Hanks being Martin
Luther King yes there's um did you hear about Peter Dinklage and Snow White
movie oh yeah and bitching about dude calling him dwarves and have doors only
did you just so I'm a native like six or seven jobs literally so I heard
inklage we man fucking what his name is Brad something the little comedian dude
mmm oh yeah yeah yeah so all of these there I'm gonna call them midgets just
for the sake so we could separate dwarves from the movie and midgets in
real life okay don't take offense people but so we're nerds dwarves means come
something completely different to us yeah literally that's the whole point so
they're freaking creatures man well that's why I was gonna say I'm gonna
separate just for the sake of this fucking no conversation don't you know
me seven known Peter Dinklage all of the actual little people in real life are
fucking like protesting and throwing a fit over the Snow White movie because
they got full-bodied people no fuck that why did you get midgets well that's what
they're complaining about I have one they have one midget was it one in the
Oompa Loompas all of them were midgets literally and it was have you seen the new
bet speaking of did you see the new fucking little teaser trailer they did
for the new Willy Wonka no dude it's the dude from house is the Oompa Loompa what
yes fucking what's his name fucking uh fucking I'm gonna save your life I'll
fucking yeah he played house what's his name I can't fucking remember see if
they do got one of them but they're only pirates or whatever why is that full six
too yeah no shit yeah full tallest so we got a giant yeah who fuck a woman
you grant that was his name a woman a hormone of color check this out and then
one hey I don't know if you can see it from all the way over there but that is
oh why is he in a jar that is Hugh Grant as the new Oompa Loompa that's that's
house why did we not just make Oompa Loompas give people jobs I don't think
you make
yes slave labor they should have went crazy with it just made him into minions
yes slave labor that would be great dude that would be oh that's a fucking idea
to have there yeah I'm totally okay with that except they wouldn't fucking do
anything no the Oompa Loompas at least worked the meeting is like just blow
shit up that's okay I'm good with that I would pay money for just like a 20
minute little video of that you're gonna ruin shit ruin it good thanks I'll just
fucking send it but hey Hollywood there's your idea for minions too all
right so I'm taking the podcast back over again if you've been paying
attention to Call of Duty shit yeah I was gonna talk to you guys about that
yeah what have you been paying attention to which part about rostromania and all
of it monster mean roster mania like where people have been going to teams
like no no no no no like no see yeah yeah no I haven't just painted I thought
you're talking about the new so we have well yeah we can talk we can talk about
that in a second yeah we can talk about that in a minute we'll talk well because
I still remember I still remember beta dates and fucking release dates and
shit like that so we'll talk about that here in a second yeah I guess so optics
announced their roster mm-hmm phases announced their roster and YSL has
announced their roster Seattle has a rumored roster rocker has a rumored
roster essentially the only two that hasn't put fucking like Nate like
anybody doesn't have names to yet is Vegas and Vegas and London so so yeah
Legion and Royal Ravens so Seattle's Seattle's looking at and it's still not
100% if it's still gonna be in Seattle or if they're going up to get rid of
Mac yeah oh yeah they released they've released everybody even Phoenix
everybody yeah even Phoenix the head coach is gone like they got a clean house
huh pretty much like you're so there Jesus so essentially what there if I
remember right it's lens awakening lens awakening I'm gonna pull it up sure go
ahead look up see a Seattle surge run Seattle surge 2023 roster but so optics
optics roster is Fred Shotzi dash II and Fred Shotzi dash II and Kenny accurate
and Kenny this was just their website roster okay I just typed in roster 2023
yeah okay so this is August 8th 2023 yeah so that would be champs and Ricky
for the 2024 roster see what it has this is rumored Ross our cities what yeah how
do you say this Illy yeah Huke and Abuza yeah so it's you kids slam yeah so
Ellie Ellie and hook we're to Illy and hooked played together on Dallas Empire
which is that picture that you're seeing right there okay when back when it was
all online for MW and they want they won Cod champs they won that ring that year
there's also a huge thing about who was taking who was taking Adderall during
that season and during that champs and fucking won a ring so like he feels
guilty about you went in the ring because technically it's considered and
call of duty Adderall's considered a performance enhancing drug sounds like
everybody just got dropped from their other teams they did
our cities was on LA Gorillas yeah our cities was on LA Gorillas and
apparently he's the most expensive player in Call of Duty history yep he
had one of the yeah he had one of the biggest buyouts yeah he had he actually
had the biggest he had one of the biggest contracts to go to is the most
expensive this yeah before cuz LAG bought him from LAG bought him from
phase on a fat ass buyout and gave him a fat ass fucking six-figure deal on three
years yeah it sounds like he's the Robert Downey jr. Call of Duty yeah no but he's not
and then Illian Hook have played together on the Empire team our cities
our cities wanted to play with Illy they've been playing a lot of 2v2s
Florida Mutineers is no longer a team it's now Miami Heretics but I'm saying
like it's a Spanish team it's a now it's a now Spanish team okay so we're gonna
have a Spanish team back in the league phase phases roster phases roster is
simpabeezy the the twins Seliam and then they picked up DRAZA they picked up
DRAZA from LAT the one that they were beefing with all year sounds like and
they're about to got out at the right time huh
well yeah and then there you go and why a fucking list right yeah and then
NYSL NYSL dropped Priest and picked up Sib I know it's kind of hard to read
from there so Sib is now Sib went from Sib went from Seattle to NYSL there we
go I think you're the only one that might have it yeah I can see it yeah
Heretics that's the new that's the new Spanish team that I was talking about
so Vickle yeah Vickle is Vickle was that Spanish no
yeah they dropped him they dropped him for
it's because their phase the last since Cold War is coming to an issue where
Seliam doesn't play like a flex he plays like a main AR okay so essentially
they've had for since Cold War they've essentially ran two main ARs because
that's what R-Cities is and that's what Slasher is Slasher did amazing for them
to get back to their fundamentals for like S&D and shit like that and so they
what they did this year is they switched Seliam from the flex to the
actual main AR position since that's how he's been playing and then brought in an
actual flex in DRAZA who's a fucking S&D nut like this kid does nothing but he
goes when they do during the season like even right now he's doing fucking Bo3
house like they're playing black ops 3 and black ops 4 no like that's what
they're doing they just had we're three quarters of the way through a CDL versus
warzone tournament that just ended the hardpoint part of the tournament ended
yesterday so like the they have one more one more chunk to the tournament it's
gonna be like a kill race and S&D tournament yeah for total for total
the last on twig yeah the big prize pool at the end is like for the lap for the
last part of the tournament like 70k right and then you have optic Texas
which is Shotzi dashi preden Kenny so that's gonna be a fucking monsters got
that's gonna be a monster team don't like is somebody gonna kill Kenny you
bastard so essentially like thieves completely broke up octane retired
yeah he's that he what he he was gonna go to he's been on optics since fucking
February at the fuck you mean so you remember the whole so you remember the
whole thing right around Christmas time where they were supposed to Kenny was
the your mics Kenny was the SMG that was playing on
lat the one they won when they won champs at the end of vanguard mm-hmm yeah
he was the he was the super short colored like super short colored dude
that was playing SMG for them gotcha so it's him and draws a switch I think
I was pretty op just as it is right now other than the CDL though do you guys
think modern warfare 3 is gonna be good oh absolutely well do you want to know
you want to know what I'm pissed off to no no no no no rant time rant time
that's what I'm curious about like it's gonna be worth me buying because I don't
play Call of Duty I think so so you know it's bullshit for the pure fact that
we're getting excited over shit that we had fucking two games ago yeah they're
bringing zombies no that's not even what I'm talking about I'm just talking about
on a fucking multiplayer and competitive standpoint oh what do we got traditional
mini-map I'd cancel too wasn't it on these are the two these are the two
biggest things that everybody's excited to come back and it's fucking bullshit
that we're excited for this because it should have never fucking went away okay
classic fucking mini-map mm-hmm I didn't know that one red dots that went away
yeah the fuck we didn't have red dots in MW to red dots have been around we
haven't had we haven't had a legitimate fucking like classic mini-map like like
Bo2 style since fucking Cold War yeah okay Cold War is the last one I really
call it was that makes one Cold War was the last good one that even the pros
that's why I didn't even know they went away because Cold War had all that
Vanguard they still I think Vanguard they still had red dots was Vanguard
after Cold War yes okay so I haven't played since Cold War then modern warfare
Cold War Vanguard MW2 okay and then now MW3 those two things are coming back
then yes we do have slide canceling coming back we have reload canceling
coming back like we have a movement skill gap coming back again which which
is good because like really there wasn't there wasn't really too big of a fucking
skill gap besides you just fucking just mechanically like either you were a
better player or you weren't and what MW2 this and this game yeah yeah you're
there's like there really is no there really is nothing that you could really
exploit besides maybe fucking snaking a head glitch mm-hmm or like stare glitch
it really did bring it back down to the basics of like just just small movement
just having like you can't get a lot of water for one you could slide cancel and
shit like that and mate if you could do it right you're OP as fuck oh yeah and
like it would overstress your aim assist and just lock on so you basically model
for one you'd build your character you're got you know how you play to a
standard right you're up here and you're ready for model for two they bring you
back down here oh it's literally like a jackrabbit to going back to fucking
playing like a turtle like an MW2 camping in a corner to fucking sounds
like throw like overthrowing shoulders to peek a corner like going there out the
backside sounds a lot like competitive Pokemon too it's not oh so it sounds
like they're gonna be able you're gonna be able to do that again you're gonna be
able to like cancel stuff like that but and we're also getting dead silence back
as a perk yep and they they made it they're bringing stalker back so if you
watch if you watch the video it shows they're bringing stalker back as a perk
too why don't we just get black ops to remake black ops in my opinion was kind
of garbage my favorite black ops was three but I'm a huge check I'm a huge
my favorite era of cod was jetpacks I even have the pre-order poster sitting
right by just still and I played it for a month and then traded it for halo 5
because halo 5 came out well I did not things I'm pretty excited about from
what they've told or you can notice on the trailer is one is the campaign
McArawf one it sounds like you're gonna be able to Co all the way through
all the way through so hello and they're doing this they're doing a completely
different style of story mode yeah so it's it's a more well yes it's way more
interactive almost so like you can actually you know when you're any any
of them that you've ever played you have your set missions some of them are
aggressive some of them are quiet stealth some are nice some are at day
you get to choose how you want to approach this you can set your setup to
go it is oh you want to be quiet completely suppressed where you only
kill a couple of people nobody hears you or you can go in where you're fucking
just loaded heavy and you're just blowing sure no no like oh like okay
fucking GTA I mean okay kind of like that where you so you can choose no no
like you can literally choose like how you want to play so you can set your kit
before the mission or get your kit a briefing room so you say this is the
forehead okay how do you want to approach this I was so then you can
build your kit on how you want to play that I was thinking more like in the
middle of the campaign once and then I'm just gonna come in with rocket
launchers type shit yeah yeah absolutely just change it up if you need to okay
yeah okay so I pick it up and change your weapons as you go from picking up
enemy weapons and shit like that I mean like forcing me to if you're walking
around okay so if you can play you can play it adapted to how you want to play
the story yeah it's to make it more engaging for that presser on it's middle
of the night and you're sneaking in enough people will say that you slip up
you try to shoot somebody you miss a shot it happens okay where nobody's
perfect well this should not fucking happen if you're set on a mission if you
do that or something we'll say you shoot a guy and goes in it fucking tinks a car
behind them uh-huh the characters will react to that
mm-hmm so that's the mission or ding won't be a self mission anymore they are
aware that's pretty cool so that's one of the things I'm excited about and the
second one is the open world zombies yeah that's what I'm about to stream the
it's gonna be out of that because it's gonna happen there's gonna be three
tiers within the circle mm-hmm and it's gonna have a glow and it's gonna have a
closing gas yep and you're gonna it's essentially DMZ with zombies yeah like
and I know it's not traditional or that so you're getting dropped in with a
total you're getting dropped in with the total of I think 24 squads but you still
get rounds from what I've heard you still get the rounds that progress yeah
that's each that each circle that you go and so there's three tiers to the map
the closer you get in so like the very outside you're gonna have a set amount
of zombies by a guarantee by that final circle you are fucked that's oh yeah
like extract is gonna be a bitch bro like a match with the finish or just no
finish was on yeah like DMZ was obvious or yeah cuz there's gonna be objectives
there's gonna be missions there's gonna be contracts or it's just like what was
that one trying to fucking remember there was a battle royale so about the
Halloween thing that they did dude the Halloween event was down I loved the
warzone Halloween events the original warzone ones thinking of apex the apex
Halloween one that's the one I'm thinking of it was like the so the
players would die and they would come back infected yeah yeah that's
essentially that's how they get you know like that's how warzone yeah they did do
one like yeah and then we had one like three years in a row it was everybody
was excited for oh that was the way I didn't like we would all get bored right
before it's this that's essentially what it was it was just a giant so do you
know rebirth effect yeah do you think they'll do that for this probably if we
die we get to come back as zombies and go kill the other squads oh DMZ probably
I doubt it I doubt it because I mean it's call it do they because it's a ton
of they wouldn't give us anything well no they wouldn't why how could you do
that when it's supposed to be a zombies map just an open world zombies map based
on traditional zombies yeah that's a looter extraction shooter was zombies
it's a DMZ with fucking zombies but instead of like instead of having AI
your AI is gonna be fucking zombies and essentially you're trying to survive a
horde to get to an extract point to get the fuck off the island after completing
contracts did you see the footage of the new map for warzone I'm pretty pumped
about it it is not the original no it's it's an upgraded design it's an
upgraded version of vernon same colors same grass and trees so everybody in
warzone since warzone 2 came out like everybody has been bitching that we
want for dance back yeah they put very little play wars on they put it's the
original wars on the original that is the original hero that that is the map
that you know so fucking grinded to learn fucking battle royals on we got so
good at this game that we would start fucking around we would go land at this
bait or this oh we would spray paint all the walls red right with the hearts
thing it's hearts right but then we do you make a red room of pain we essentially
other red paint put a bunch of loot in there and people would come in and you
wouldn't see us yep and then we beat the fuck out of it see like one of us
ducking as you hear like somebody like oh enemy low enemy landing in so one of
us would be like hey watch this go run out there and just like send a couple of
pop shots with like our pistol to make them think we don't have shit I mean
because we also just dropped three quarters over shit so pop pop pop get a
couple of shots off on him or whatever and then duck back into the fucking
bunker and then like stand at the top of the drop well one of them standing like
back because there's two stages into the bunker that we would do this it's okay
he just goes do go busting in the door and fuck it he sees me send a couple
more pop shots he hit me he'd hit me a couple of times I come ducking into the
fucking thing Kelso sitting right here underneath at a quarter that if you
fucking stop and pay attention you're gonna fucking see him but because you're
hyper fucking focused on everything is red yeah you're a hyper focused on we
even spray painted each other red it was great like the one who's hiding got
spray-painted I want like clips of this there might be I'm looking on my Xbox
right now because I have a bunch of stuff you guys have clips of these I
want these and I should probably go through tears I want these so dude it
was so funny we got to a point where I think he was probably like a 2k d and I
was probably like a one and it's like we were pretty we were pretty okay players
especially like if we do own played like just with each other and shit cuz it
just got to the point where we knew the map and we knew each other's tendency on
how to play and like it we would just have to pay attention to the mood that
we were in to see if like cuz if I was super hyper and like just in an extremely
good mood like go like I'd be I'm now you push up hey there's a full team over
there bro I'm in a gun what do you mean you're in a gunfight bro I need help
I'm slight canceling be hopping for fucking people over here give me a
freaking moment and then I'm that don't fall out of that chair doing that I got
plenty of fucking videos bro I'm knocked I need your help motherfucker I told you
I couldn't help why'd you go over there cuz I was three quarters the way here
when I told you they were over there and I was already pushing an apex so shit I
do like where are you guys I got a couple of the I'm already pushing where
are you guys this was from Halloween event we ended up winning this one yeah
oh that's fucking tight this step event that was probably one of my favorite
wars on events ever was a Halloween event victory this shit on that fucking
banner my favorite clip that I have I'm sorry is the fucking crossbow ones with
me you and fucking what's your nuts oh yeah yeah I'm sorry that shit that was
probably one of the funniest fucking clips ever for me like just oh my god
that's so funny so what you're saying is this this is the time for me to buy
Call of Duty I would I'm going to after I'm waiting till after I finished paying
rent and then I'm gonna fucking get it on the check after that of course I'm
getting the yeah I think that's what I'm gonna have to do of course I'm getting
the vault edition tomorrow the car 98 I'm just gonna get please please give me
back that fucking sniper I am a bar 98 so much you just use some bullshit dude
all the time is this am I am I in this one too no way bro
you built right dude that bitch was essentially hit scan and almost fucking
it was fucking three how do you watch around follow people it was bad like
that shit was fucking hits can't up to like three whole war where they had the
big giant like fucking 50 person lobbies was that Cold War I'm thinking of you're
thinking of it wasn't battlefield because I don't play battle call duty has
it's called ground war yeah yeah something like that or it's been in the
last like three games I think so I think I think it was an I think it was an MW
to yeah it might have been that when I was playing it was 2019 I mean I didn't
mind like I didn't mind that no I didn't mind 19 MW I got a clip because I did
play one of those and I used to play ground war a lot I was gonna say I also
played fucking exclusively my console then too well yeah me fucking but I was
a sniper so yeah I'm like let's just think about this all of this shit all
the shit that we're talking about we were still just peasants oh I know I
wish I could go back and still hammer down well yeah but like oh don't trust me
I wish we had I wish we had that game back now on PC where we actually had
better oh my god hey you know what they don't talk about huh resurgence it's
either they brought back a similar amount to rebirth I'd fucking net right
then and there well do you give me rebirth back you could straight up just
give me rebirth I would be okay with I would absolutely be okay with rebirth
island back so fucking really one question real quick no knowing what you
we all know now about video games cod how we play how the future was and all
that do you think we could go back how professional do you think we could play
back then on console as much as we know now yeah like going back to like BL one
days confident when I'm like I think it's so much comp what we're talking
about really didn't start to like be oh two yeah that the MLG was around BL one I
know that but it really didn't get yeah you're right you're talking about would
be Bo2 right I know cuz I played for Bo2 mm-hmm I remember specifically cuz
then I had to swap back over to Xbox and then that's when I was just like yeah
fuck the old gas man ah the old gas mask tank the gas plays oh some caustic shit
I'm just getting shot at dipping around the end or the Mac 10 ah going back to
the Mac tizzy days that was Cold War getting chased by the circle was tight
that was the Mac 10 10 was the Cold War era I mean cuz that's what we played
is the only reason I had we played we played warzone from modern warfare 2019
until Vanguard mm-hmm I didn't play Vanguard and then at the end of it and
then at the end of Vanguard is when we got war zone to you when this when this
title released oh my god you remember the old gunfights the final oh yeah oh
dude we would do tournaments and win yeah and on on MW 2019 the 2v2 mode gun
fight oh okay me they would do they would do in server tournaments for gun
fight mm-hmm like and mean it was I was gonna say bro we won we won we won at
least a dozen of them so you're the 2v2 champ dog oh bro we would get down on
that fucking game well it's kind of brings up I mean we were definitely on
performance fighting drugs yeah yeah yeah babes yeah yeah babes yeah that wasn't
performance enhancing now that would have slowed me away the fuck down
yes yeah exactly yeah that was perfect that's enhancing right there
this speeds me the fuck up hell wow I was even dating somebody that would come
in and give us fucking plate full of it like here you go oh yeah it was we had
the friggin set up it was great but it was bad yeah COVID was awesome so so
in layman's term I call duty skills oh for fucking real that's the reason I got
better so in layman's terms what you're saying is I need to drop and grab mw3
yep and then come whoop all your asses that would be the day yeah that would be
you gotta get you gotta get you gotta get through B first then you can fucking
get it Kelso cuz fucking be it ever cost to leave bat like battling back and
forth now give me the controller I can't do I can't do mouse keyboard I play on
both I'm ass I can actually keep up with him now fucking on either output yeah
it's kind of weird actually been doing pretty solid it's my turn he'll admit
he will admit that on the other previous games oh dude make me like he's straight
so I can watch him I don't get to see the shit you do yeah we gotta see the
score afterwards I do I see the score I hear you what's really funny is we
actually play a lot differently from each other
how percent like Kelly well it's because he so fucking he spent time in the
military and fucking his brain just like things like that so like he'll fucking
sit there approach a corner like Russia back door thinking he plays it like it's
real life thinking like that or at least like approaching it with like a logical
standpoint and then there's fucking me that's like I'm gonna be hop and fucking
you're gonna scratch it I'm gonna be hop and shoot a couple of times over this
fucking hedge and then fucking like dolphin dive 180 out this turn and then
fucking get you through a window like yeah it's okay if I were to play with
you guys I'm the one that's rushing I can you rush okay so I can't stop moving
in those games I used to be more can't be saying yeah yeah just I mean yeah
you still do it just depends on what map it is like I can read a situation
better now yeah back then I would just buy everything every corner I pie that
bitch now I don't especially when I you know the map I know what corners I should
pie and which ones I should just full-on sprint jump and just lay fire just
fucking it's also it's also a day it's also a difference of understanding like
should I even though I know this dude is right here should I take this corner
slow or should I actually like fucking jump child this corner to get an
advantage on him like there was a couple of times I think playing fucking the
other night like I think we I don't I think I was playing with you I think it
was me you uni and fucking somebody else but we were playing fucking we were
playing hotel and I saw somebody fucking I saw somebody I think it was how tall I
saw somebody's legs come through the fucking like door double door that was
closed and saw his kneecaps like slide through and then come back and so I was
like I'm not sure if he's running right there or not but I'm just gonna fucking
take a chance I have my sniper out and I just fucking boot right through the door
and I was like oh I was like I'll get reported for that so one of the game
modes we play is yeah where you live and you did that too yeah I saw that we're
playing search and destroy and we were doing pretty good but not like we
weren't like clapping them it wasn't you know five to zero no it was a pretty
it was a pretty back and forth and he's sniping the whole time and I don't really
pay attention to him anymore I like around three or four I don't pay
attention to use the babysit I'm not this game but in our fair one we go to
babysit a lot like a motherfucker I don't I don't do this thing he fucking he
shows up he brings numbers and I saw he just happened to compare to what you were
a few years ago yeah they're fucking even a year and a half ago run across
this guy and he's sniping and he takes a shot misses take jumps back takes another
shot misses gets shot I tell I was like dude just drop the fucking sniper it's
not working out and he goes probably the score I had like four kills and he had
eight I'm like he's in one like did you just put up the sniper he's like I'm
gonna snipe the whole fucking time all right keep at it but the best part about
this is right before he fucking says that cuz I miss both of those fucking
shots and I mean I missed them by like that it happens like I mean I'm moving
try I'm moving with my mouse and I can move so much faster and react so much
you can aim so much better on a sniper yeah it's like absolutely oh absolutely
fucking Lutely and so like I just missed I missed those two shots but of course
he's not on he's not on me watching me because he only has fucking like two
deaths himself yeah so he's fucking been alive with me most of the time and he
didn't see fucking the two rounds before that I'm up on fucking top plat
stairs I have taken out like three of them at a time but somebody else who
get the floor so I don't fucking know you only see like the last kill yeah so
he just sees me off in the mess he just he just fucking hears me go he just
hears my sniper going off fucking bodies are dropping and then he just sees me
in the dudes kill it sees me die and fucking our teammates last kill cam
while he's fucking cross shooting the other dude and so fucking I'm sitting on
top of fucking plat stairs and I come up and crouched him fucking ADSing down to
fucking D1 D2 and like homeboy comes up the fucking stairs and I'm like oh shit
boom prone out here comes homeboy running out top fucking bed out the
double door and I'm like ADS back in real quick as I'm like fucking seeing
red cuz he tagged me twice now bang and that's when you heard me
because essentially it was just holy shit I lived holy shit I lived holy shit
I lived it's pretty fucking wild do you quick quick scopens a fucking beast it's
so much I got called out for hard scoping and AR
like what he's holding he's holding irons on a fucking lane like a full
online everybody keeps cross and I'm hard scoping one side following them over
all over kill on the organs and I just hear who the fuck hard scopes that hard
I'm like it's an AR the fucking dude the whole point of a gun is too hard yeah what is to hold
irons on a lane see one of the things that you know you're supposed to aim down
anyway well a lot of things is like what he was talking about is how I try to be
more realistic with it a lot of guys they'll sprint everywhere coming up on a
corner they sprint around a damn corner yeah and guess who's there guess who's there
me and AR hold my fucking AR right at you I sprint everywhere but I'm coming up
to a corner even close to a corner you're I'm down I'm at it so something
jumps I got the shots well that's because you're doing that animations of
coming down takes so much time you don't get a shot off nine times out of ten I'm
somebody before they can you know unless you're fucking shot see then you're
fucking dolphin diving why whine yeah into a fucking you can't even dolphin
dive and shoot but this guy has perfected the ability to hit things like
hills dolphin dive and there's a ledge you'll aim for the ledge because it
counts that he'll die his gun is already ready to go I try to do it all time and
I feel every time they do it's such a bitch right yeah so shot he's considered
the movement King like that isn't saying that boy watching his POV is fucking it
if you get motion sickness he will give you fucking motion sickness
talk about motion sickness go watch the fucking apex players oh that's what
shots he plays that's what shots he looks like yeah that's probably why then
like watching shots he played apex it just looks like he's playing fucking
cods no these people are perfected because you know you won't you just
can't dolphin dive well you know you wall climb an apex and shit okay yeah so
these although wall hop peeked no yeah where they climb up and then they run
sideways across the building that's not a mechanic in the game but people have
discovered it especially with mouse and keyboard you can fucking move it just
right where you aim out and then back into the wall so it keeps going and you
literally can run the whole fucking side all the way down and I'm just like what
the fuck how do I do this yeah I'm not you too bitch in practice so so I stick
to my Pokemon bro you too bitch it's turn-based or I got time to think my
see first person first person shooters in arena like that's just like the pace
my brain goes so like it just feels natural and call of duty I grew up on
quake remember quake 3 arena mm-hmm that was my shit well it's like the like
the cell was super fast pace like the BR like solo wins that I have which is most
of my wins are in solos right when you don't have teammates to worry about
exactly I don't know when you kill one person and it counts well and it's not
one and now I could go and I could probably solo queue duos if I want like
if I really fucking tried and like I was really sweating I could probably solo
queue duos if I wanted to probably like oh Kelso straight seed me fucking go
like next thing we know it's fucking they all just for some reason went
through a fucking choke point there's two dudes fucking sit there like they
just all happen to follow fucking Kelso and fucking Kelsos like why are you
bitches behind me I'm curious I'm over here all let's just use hotel again I'm
over here fucking top plat B why are y'all dead yeah all right got the first
kill the next thing I know Kelso's like all right bro I'm watching I'm like I can
hear them the next thing you know you just see fucking crackhead engaged SMG
he's like how the fuck did you do that I'm like I tried to show you the sound
setting you don't like what's your personal record for search 15 and oh
yeah you know what search is right that's NDA yeah
when's night I used to play hardcore back then mine I think I stopped about
the time ghosts came out mine's 19 and 4 but I lost I was gonna say I got 15 and
oh I had a 19 to 5 I had a perfect I had a perfect kill game I had a perfect
game on a perfect game oh and you lost oh oh for some reason I was thinking 19
wins no no no you're thinking 19 deaths 19 deaths 4 kills and then he and then
they ended up losing you said that backwards wouldn't that be 19 kills for
that's what I said you said 19 deaths no I said 19 kills for deaths I'll go back
and play for you and you guys still lost
and you guys still lost I think I was streaming this one actually too I think
it's all one of my old I think I actually have a stream proof of fucking
this as I went fit it was 15 and oh so it was a it was a perfect game on a 6-0 so
it was a perfect kill game on a perfect game okay like that was my that was my
best hands down fuck it and it was that was again another match all with the
sniper yeah I think I may I maybe had like two or three kills picking up
somebody else's secondary so then that way if I like and I was playing we were
playing embassy yeah which that fucking you know that's my favorite SMB map I
fucking I don't know why like it's that map is simple and I love it what's that
snow map expo fucking hate that map expo if I'm perfect spots you'll have to
show me but nobody ever fucking listens to me one we've done together is when
we were attacking everybody go secret yeah the secret rush way to get it but
when you're defending the best spot which for some reason nobody fucking does
it is there's three spots so you can get a and B constantly mm-hmm once the
window it's a little bit harder but you can get the window go to what do you
call a top party or top bar so you go from catwalk to bar yep and then the
second one is just below it you can watch B and run through those two
sell the bottom double under the bottom double underneath the other one is just
running back and forth with vending this console yeah yeah that movement of back
and forth nobody fucking do anything how do I know this because watch that
happened to me yeah it would say you lose a that well it's so easy to hold B
you just get to one on each side mm-hmm behind the behind the stage yeah and one
in secret and one in fitting nobody can come in and if you die you got three
other people can watch that spot too that's so and eat so an even better set
up for like map control wise because that that setups good for point control
but you have you don't really have any fault you have to you have two different
isolated or probably two to four different isolated locations when you're
set up like that that they can actually spawn because you're only cutting you're
only cutting off about probably 40% of the map well my point is is I'm not
talking about to get points I'm talking about defending yeah I understand that
they can only come from two different areas I understand that but so say where
you're sitting you're covering fucking big window because you're far if you
push up far enough in vending you're covering big windows so you're covering
most of that side so then they have top stair top stair on outside of a that they
can spawn that whole area through that whole back all the way to the backside
in that little fucking like core area where the statue is where you may spawn
in if you have somebody push up more towards a and like just stay and just
kind of have Rome in that area because then you can watch those cuts inside from
outside there and essentially do almost the same thing that you're doing in
vending but pushed out further so you have harder map control so then if
you're there you literally only spawn them in that far deep pocket so then you
can put somebody then you could literally just have somebody sit on that top rail
coming in from fucking coming in from barbecue and fucking just have them file
in through if they come in through fucking globe top globe over there you
can file pick them off from right there if they come in through the bottom right
there at the bottom of the stairs you can pick them off right there yeah I'm
searching through this I can't I've been over just spaced out we're just talking
contrast here so I'm listening but I don't know the map so I'm trying to
envision it but at the same time I'm trying to because you were showing me
your guys your kds for man we need in the we need in the podcast it's time for
you to go there was a picture I had from black ops 2 when I played on ps3 so when
I played with my clan we were playing tournaments and shit yes sir of going
what was it 78 and 5 on a was it hardline yeah no it was domination yeah
it was domination but we just didn't take flags is what it was yeah we've done
some or no no I like I like it was kill confirm I remember now hard point and
just fuck I don't remember what we played we so we used to play kill
confirmed but we wouldn't take the tags so we could keep going and I ended 78
and 5 with the fucking Russian sniper the one that you can keep rapid firing
drag it off that's the name yes 78 and 5 and I have screenshots to prove it I
have screenshots to prove it from yeah and I just I had to find I'll find them
and I'll send it to you yeah we did a that was probably my night best match
ever we did an enhanced night and fucking I end up getting like 70 some kills and
like next to no dust yeah I was on fucking so hey you get those games though
yeah you get those games huh why why beer you got powder on your nose bitch
here's one enhancement are you gonna stream ever cuz I want to watch probably
if I do stream I probably will you do it will you do a redneck avatar if you do
so you can get like little avatar character so instead of like your video
screen it's a little avatar yeah and so like they move around and look around
and like you can either have like their mouth moves and like they'll blink
randomly I've seen those yes some of them are hell I feel like he could
fucking come up with just some hella trashy redneck one it's so would justify
this shit that comes out of his mouth this is normally English at this point
I'm gonna then if you start streaming you have to come up with some fucking
super cliche like Kelso look else I can do it yep that yep got it yeah I'll give
her a go I'm feeling it yeah I want to know and then just fucking totally steal
Larry the cable guys fucking just you come into the string gator dad that dude
doesn't even talk like that it's fucked up he did it to himself it's just he did
it to him fuck himself what fucking everybody portraying and talking like
that like that's literally how get her day no I meant Larry the cable that
doesn't actually talk like I know he did it to him fucking he did it to himself
for fucking creating that fucking persona no yeah you would that is weird
you would that is weird you would Oh Fiona that is weird did not expect that
oh no don't you know me but we do go to wrap it up yeah so I'm gonna tell you
this roll it in this has been this has been this week's episode of tenacious
geeks we want to give a big thank you to Kelso for stopping by and being another
guess Kelso are being at me one favor and just yell Austin 316 awesome I don't
have enough alcohol for that okay yeah I did that that's pretty tight this yeah
he did that little Mike like they got a gas little people in here we appreciate
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