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This is the first one piece episode I've watched in forever because I've been waiting for them to
animate the fucking gear five transformation so were you caught up
yeah I knew everything I was I knew everything that was going on like I knew
where I'm in the manga like there was just because I keep up the way that I do
like there's no point of watching except for the specific parts that like so
like I'm waiting for they just finished I think this week's episode is the tail
end of the fight with Kaido or there's gonna be a little bit in the next
episode I haven't watched yet so I couldn't tell but like I was waiting for
the full Kaido fight to be animated so then that way I can watch the full thing
because like yeah from start to end like there's gear five in it like it's it's a
dope fight but it's just it's the whole fight sick Luffy dies I think like Kaido
whoops his ass like twice before he gets fucking gear five like everybody
thinks he's yeah everybody thinks he's fucking dead and then fucking you hear
the drums of liberation and that's Luffy's heartbeat and he's just fucking
boom-boom-boom-boom-boom he's like Joy Boy wakes up yeah and then he awake he
awakens his he awakens his fruit which that's when everybody that's when
everybody finds out where everybody found out in the manga from beat or from
the the world government that it's actually not the Gomu Gomu no me that's
not Vega pun even Vega punks I think Vega punks has this just a little bit a
few up in a few episodes that he has the list of like every devil fruit that's
been registered name created or whatever yeah and what's what's the gum gum fruit
the rubber rubber fruit yeah gum gum it's yeah what what kind of known for
like ten years well what kind of what kind of fruit did chopper eat I'm
assuming chomp chomp no no the heat oh heat oh fruit I don't know human human
fruit okay I don't really remember this chopper chopper was a deer and then he
ate a devil fruit that turned him into a that gave him human like characteristics
I'm not there yet it's called it's called the human human fruit okay is what
is that is like the note like no moon oh more like the gum gum rubber rubber
yeah exactly yeah no that's buggy the clown that has the chop chop for and I
love buggy the clown yeah so what the actual name of that fucking fruit is you
know so it's everybody knows it as the you know gumbo gumbo no me the gum gum
fruit yeah it's actually like the it's the heat oh heat oh no me model nika
which is the human human fruit or the human human god fruit model nika so it's
technically a god fruit and even Vega Punk says in a few episodes like out of
all the register like the information of every double fruit that he has there is
no rubber fruit there is no gum gum fruit spit spin is the world government's
been hiding the real fucking the real thing the real name of that fruit so
nobody knew that that's that was how where Joy Boy came from was a fruit like
that's where like after the original Joy Boy his soul transferred into his own
fruit which is the zone and has a zone and lugy or lugy properties because
Zoan gives you the physical transformation like Kaido where he
turned into the dragon and the lugy of fruit gives you the ability to
manipulate the shit around you which is why in the episode and all of that why
you saw Luffy like now we're gonna talk about it Luffy hitting that cold ass
moonwalk where he just like cold where he's like out of the fucking ground
pulls that bitch up or grabs the fuck shoots his arm back grabs the fucking
ground like and yeah it just does all this crazy shot I was about to have a
seizure during that scene and then full hits the hardest moonwalk ever sorry MJ
but like just it was good skirted on it was good and then glad that bitch and
fucking just pulled that wall up like I love fucking his awakening powers like I
like I that's why I couldn't wait to see it animated because I knew like it was
just extremely ridiculous in the manga and like stupid I read a couple of
chapters oh yeah it's like it's it's a power of imagination literally yeah so
what the thing so it's considered it's considered the most ridiculous power
yeah like that the fruit is considered the most ridiculous like that's even
what the world government says and so it's cuz you're what your imagination
because the power is limited to the users imagination yeah and Louie is
just nothing but imagination like nothing there's nothing there anyway so
like and there was I'd be like yeah Bob yeah I was watching a video earlier this
week and it was talking about like when you look at Luffy in the flashbacks and
shit like that that like Luffy didn't have the same like carefree attitude and
shit like that when you see him go back to like when hit like when him and ace
and shit are kids and like they're all running around and shit together like
Luffy's not that funny happy-go-lucky fucking kid in those flash no he's a
always concerned he's concerned and serious like and just like he's the
pirate king when he was a kid with shanks yeah and so why his demeanor changed
because he took up parts of the traits from Joy Boy from eating the hee-hee
different that makes sense and then us well everybody that was the soft opening
for tenacious geeks this is this week's episode I don't even know what fucking
number it is I don't really care 24 cool 25 last week would have been 24 but that
was introduction of the home edge apart one yeah so we did a filler episode
because it was yeah because I broke the main line one of the main water valves
into my house we had to dig like a three-foot hole it was great but that's
besides point that's either neither in there nor everywhere I will not eat you
with a boat on a hoe with an emote fuck you alligator choke okay Sam I am
green eggs and I love green eggs in hand though welcome to another week to
this week's episode we hope you like this episode more than tenacious geekers
it's just a filler don't worry about it and I'm saying this now here on the
podcast I'll change it later later but my goal is now to start streaming at
least three nights a week I haven't figured out what days but I will
normally be on about like eight ish me too I'm trying and I'm hoping this is
this is my goal is to match your schedule as much as I can so I can get
off as you're getting on right so that way we're not trying to compete with
each other right so is normally I'm trying to do mine at like five right and
I normally get on between like seven a time so that way and I'm only on for
like hour and a half two hours same I haven't really been on this week I
haven't streamed much because world champs has been going on mm-hmm and so
just stress all right it's stressful I wasn't there but he broke he broke a top
thousand in the world though he broke the top thousand in the world and then I
got knocked the fuck back down did you they put me back in my place they said
not listen but I did hit top 1,000 players I was fucking so excited that's
fucking no easy feet that's fucking that's pretty tough okay you want to
talk about some shit though like let me let me let me get it out there real
quick break it down so world champs went on it started Thursday night for us but
it was Friday in Japan they did in Yokohama Japan okay so it started because
it just ended at like two one o'clock in the morning like this just today got her
um closing ceremonies and everything bro so Japan sweat was up watching that shit
wouldn't you oh yeah I've been up for the last three days like it because so
technically 9 a.m. in Japan is 5 p.m. here mm-hmm so it was like oh okay and
they're like what 22 hours ahead of us or 16 is it 16 yeah 16 hours ahead so
yeah 5 p.m. here is 9 a.m. there so Thursday night started Friday's world
champs they run and so day one was okay till until the end of day one happened
and come to find out that they banned and disqualified like half of the
players why because apparently they were using hacked Pokemon so there's this
thing you can do online and I'm not saying whether I've done it or not but I
know people that have mm-hmm so you literally can go on there's a program
you can make a Pokemon and you can make it legal and legit and everything and
then have it sent to your game so it looks all legit they went through a
whole bunch of hack checks like extra hard because Japan has a law about
modifying game software mm-hmm any kind of software like five years in jail kind
of modifying software yeah oh yeah and since worlds was in Japan like normally
nobody gives a fuck like okay you instead of sitting here breeding and
training and leveling up and all that to get competitive they just go in a
program make it go play test it right right not this time now you'll get in
jail time no there's there's one player his name's wolf and he's like one of the
top like from America but everybody knows yeah rounds like it made it to and oh
disqualified day one like kicked the fuck out sent home do and about half the
players did and I'm like oh my god so there's this big up or up roar within
the Pokemon yeah so it's like because they call it Jenning
gener generating mm-hmm so it's the Jenner's versus the actual players the
non-general the Jenner's and breeders pretty much so it's a whole big fucking
thing and then so that ended up leading to Japan sweeping the whole competition
oh you know that's why they did that shit oh you know that's why they did
conspiracy there absolutely but nobody wants to admit it oh so nobody just
wants to say it because Japan's the fucking home front of fucking Pokemon so
you best believe this happened somewhere else but fuck it then you'd be seeing
that shit crawl all over the internet I was talking about that on stream tonight
they get fucked I don't care I was the Pokemon community I was getting yelled
at I was getting yelled at in the twitch chat because they stream it on twitch
yeah I'm over here like oh go figure they kick a bunch of players out and
then Japan wins all three divisions so there's so there's a juniors a seniors
and a masters right so it's you know anything under like 12 and then 12 to
17 or something 18 and up yeah and then yeah all adults or whatever is masters
and so Japan a Japan player won all three divisions and I'm just like are
you fucking serious like go fucking figure yeah I mean I love you Japan and
I really want to go but that was some bullshit just like it was some bullshit
but I mean it's they do hack checks every tournament and yeah but for them
to make it you know a few rounds in and then do it boy was to a note and then
another one was four and two he was going to because it was seven rounds for
the first day was literally getting ready to start his last round of the day
they're like now you got to get the fuck out of here was he were they playing
against Japanese people I don't know probably that's that's there's a question
there's something there though were they playing against Japanese players
probably or were they getting ready to play against but it was also the very
first worlds they've ever done in Japan ever oh yeah you know Japan was trying
to be like we're the home front of that what yeah really yes really what that's
weird over half of the world championships have been in the United
States we do have or Europe we do have a bigger fucking surprisingly we do have a
big well I mean for one we have we know I think Japan actually beats us in
population counting not not compared to the US we're a lot bigger that's true
that's true like Japan's like that's right really we have a million they have
like two million don't quote me on this but I think Japan's like the size of
California it's bigger than the west coast but it definitely bigger yeah all
the states but they do have a fuck ton of people though yeah they do Japan has
a fuck ton of so Japan won and then they announced that's right it's Russia and
China that have more people than we do per capita they announced where worlds
will be next year next August let me guess California nope
well just just if you could guess anywhere in the United States because it
isn't it isn't the United States next year Seattle I wish I'd be dope
halo champs last year was in Seattle you know how you know how nice that would be
to just dude I'm three hours from Seattle oh easy bet look we could do
day trips up there motherfucker like run down to Portland and buy a $50 plane
ticket half hour we'll be up in Seattle it's literally a 23 minute flight we
drive Subarus just fill up that tank we'll be there in an hour and a half for
real literally no so just just random guess but I do that drive almost every
fucking day dog fuck so just a random guess
Ohio that's fucking random you said random guess it's in Honolulu oh that's
cool Honolulu Hawaii that's fucking cool which is kind of weird because they're
having really bad fucking like wildfires right now yeah but that's a year that's
a year away though yeah so I wonder if it's part of like let's help them
rebuild it could be oh absolutely so it's in Hawaii next year that would be
that'll bring a big amount of fucking tourists and money to fucking so guess
who's got goals for 2024 and they make it to fucking go to Hawaii and fucking do
that six-hour plane ride a fucking four hours of staring at water pretty much I
sleep anyway that's that's still a trip bro just sitting there like oh this could
fucking suck I'll just play Pokemon the whole time I'm gonna have to sit there
and make sure that my shit ain't generated and hacked a double check make
sure I put the right ones from the file I'm gonna do a six-hour check like mmm
just fucking redoing the coding on the mod just to see so it won't get picked up
by the fucking half January but next year is gonna have a whole different
format anyway right cuz they're gonna be in Japan so fuck it well so they did the
whole Pokemon home thing I think I told you about when that was happening so
that changed regulations from all the regionals to worlds it was a whole
different format which is the format we have now so all the new legendaries and
right or all the old ones that those were the ones that were getting people
kicked out they didn't have like save data from the old games and shit because
they were hacking them Jenning them so the Pokemon didn't have data from the
game it should have came from when they tried it over and so now we have the DLC
coming out the first ones I think September I saw I saw that they were I
saw I saw a tick-tock or some shit like that with the DLC of like what Pokemon
we're gonna be coming and like what the new legendary like what the new
legendary types we're gonna be in shit like yeah I saw that I think I saw that
last well it's just a yeah it's just a DLC I think we only get four new yeah
five six new new Pokemon or something like that you get four and two I well we
get four in the first one and I think four in the next one I think it's got
you and then it's like some of them there some of them are like essentially
like in Pokemon go where is a low end is what it looked like is like it's the
same Pokemon just like a different a different type essentially are a
different or a different type set and then either different priority move or
something else I can't remember what the third thing was yeah it's like we get
the the poison trio I don't remember which one's a little mask guy we get the
little turtle one of them looks like we get a new Raikou that yeah that one it
looks like fucking giraffe yeah I was gonna say it looks like the fucking a
low inversion of fucking execute yeah little fucking so long neck looking
motherfucking what it is is because you know that literally looks like a giraffe
fucking because you know scarlet and violet are past and present right or
past and future yes okay so it's like scarlet's got like old Pokemon paradox
they're like ancient mm-hmm yeah that's that's the one that I have yeah and then
I have violet which is the future which I'm stalled out on like how I should
figure out where to fucking go to fish the story I know I just um so Raikou is
based on I think he's based on like a bronchiosaurus oh shit so we had good do
you know who walking wake is yeah so we got a right sui-kun already mm-hmm have
you have you seen him he looks like a fucking t-rex no shit yes dead serious
I'm gonna fucking you're gonna hear some tight and you start playing I need to
start playing fucking Pokemon I have one I caught one they only come out in the
raids so this is walking wake that's dope which is the paradox sui-kun oh so
that would be the one that I would get yeah so that's the one that it was only
in a raid that's it you can't get it right now but that's what I'm saying
because I have scarlet that's one I write and it came out like a seven star
raid gotcha like yeah cuz I think like all my poke on right now like I just
finished and beat the gym where I can control my like low 40 ones and shit
cuz like I can catch it up to 50 and kind of control them so like all of my
men look for you just let me know brah send you a team you'll fuck us sweep
that whole fucking game and without a fucking connect online but that's like
so this is what we got for scarlet was this one that's which that's your new
one no that was the old one that's iron leaves oh that's what we got before
that's supposed to be sweet can no so this is sweet can this is a verizion
which was I think it is it was from gen 5 10 5 legendaries I think it's
verizion yeah verizion this was a gen 5 Pokemon and then it just became future
looks like it looks like a deer with a hammerhead pretty much like it looks
like a walking hammerhead shark and then now we have a grass type is it
Tarakian yeah to rackings the next one which is this guy and so we have iron
crown I believe they call it mmm yep this guy is the new one coming which is
the robot yeah you'll have to keep me posted when the raids and shit are
going on so then that way and then there's the ryko I want the ryko I like
the ryko his name is raging bolt that's right go it's right go like he just he
looks weird it's different but anyway cool but I think he's like a
bronchiosaurus so we got like a t-rex that's a long neck same thing this
little foot yeah nobody doesn't name him little foot I'm gonna be mad
ah they was that's a little bit you better degenerate nerd here okay and so I
think yeah next weekend's tattoo weekend do you think and table be a pterodactyl
we got two out of the three dogs we got to get one more right what so we got a
bronchiosaurus don't think so and a t-rex I know but we already there's
already a pterodactyl but not of the three I heard actual oh dude but we
already have a t-rex we have a lot of those we got a lot of long necks we got
drafts you know what I mean we got we don't have any actual we don't have any
actual like long neck dying we don't have any like long neck dinosaur types
actually though yeah we have the t-rex one which is like within the last two
gens I think we got oh yeah I guess we do we do we have fucking this bitch can't remember her name
this bitch aurora's it looks more like the it looks more like that gecko dinosaur kind of but it is a
long neck I'm a fucker be spitting shit like it's a long neck dinosaur essentially
it looks like that spitting dragon just not as vertical yeah because those
things did walk on all fours they just ran on there too yeah I mean well be the
way I think it'll be like ankylosaurus the one that the kind of like the
armadillo looking motherfucker I think that would be bad you are a dillo
looking bitch yeah the one with the like fucking mace on his tail mmm yeah the
fucking spikes that'd be tight make him like a turtle and then we had that
fucking headbutt Pokemon that looked like the goddamn that was like
essentially based off the fucking head putting dinosaur yeah from back in the
day or no actually that was actually with the last like three or four seasons
to three or four gens I just can't remember its name rampardo's ramp ramp
is it rebar is rampardo's okay I think that was gen for those diamond and
pearl was that diamond and pearl so yeah cuz we're on what gen five or six we're
on nine oh shit are we yeah oh for fuck's sake but I was trying to find
there's the t-rex I knew that there's one t-rex I was trying to find like a
picture of like the Pokemon to the real thing because I swear I saw one so like
here's like the prehistoric Pokemon here right
blah blah there we go yeah you're talking about this guy yeah yeah that's
rampardo's I can't remember his name but he's all here that tool air dad actual
budo we got the turtle I didn't even know there was a turtle yeah oh shit we
all know fucking aneryth nor maldo and yeah our dildo
tortuga that's the turtles name and our bulls I couldn't remember his name so
the isle of tortuga oh yeah I do now that I see it a closer I do remember that
the mammoth yeah he don't count he's not an actual fossil this guy oh yeah so
this is Scarlet and violet is gen nine like so sword and shield was a like I
don't even moon was seven I haven't even beat star yet I still need to finish
beating star in the game X and Y was six that was the last time I played big
competitively so gen 10 is gonna be the first gen without ash Ketchum is the
main character no gen 9 is no cuz they anime gen 9 is no cuz jet really yeah
cuz they just started gen 9 the new anime whatever I don't even know yeah
it's called Pokemon horizons I think but it's but it's you it's three characters
and and they each gets a starter and shit so it'd be essentially like
following ash misty and Brock from jump kind of but it's like it's all new well
no I do yeah see they got the new starters yeah no I get what you know I
understand what you're saying but I was saying like so the new one the way that
it's starting it would be as if ash misty and Brock all started at the same
time in the same town essentially I'll start it together off jump instead of
going through and be like red blue green yeah yeah from the manga type shit yeah
so essentially yeah but they start in the new does he still have P is Pikachu
still involved in the new one yeah somebody better have fun I see a picture
of a Pikachu but that's what I'm saying I don't think I think that stop with the
cap I mean here's captain Pika I mean it's a Pikachu but this says who's
captain Pikachu because it can't be ash it can't be Pikachu I don't know it can't
be our Pikachu but those are I know is I gotta start watching this new Pokemon
try and figure out lured shit and fuck god damn it I don't think I got an
excuse cuz I got kids I'll never need to I can't I can't blame it's a watch
Pokemon it's a different story to play Pokemon like Pokemon go will always be
installed on my phone trying to play this shit competitively is so fucking
hard sometimes you'll get on a losing streak like I do you get on a win streak
you get your ass whooped and then you'll whoop ass it's fucking annoying yeah oh
yeah there was me playing cod that was me playing cod the other night bro I
went I know I was watching I was that I was that I mean that was fucking
hilarious I was dying I wish that Simtex would have stuck so that would have been
even funnier oh my god like just going through and then getting the kills while
saying that and then Kelso repeating it in the background heard him yeah gold it
would have been funny if you're running around with a tomahawk hold that pick out
the knife hold that William knife man
a little tip touch teddy bear is pretty cool tip touch so what do you think of
the new lights what do you think feels a little bit I like the ambiance it's nice
isn't it I like I could change the colors I get lots of colors sir there's a blue
yeah this is how you can tell my mood for the day hmm the whites fucking
bright though like compared to off it's pretty tight I like my purple is the
ambiance this fucking guy if you know where that's from shout out to you you're
degenerate just like the rest of you don't you watch way too much hentai I'm
sorry oh it's been great so I got I got some notes nope nope dibs on first
cuz I only have one oh no you're good okay I had to get out of a world of
Pokemon I gotta do are you ready for this all right so what do you got
working Ferg might be starting a new section called welcome to mature welcome
to the mature ten minutes of this podcast oh is this is this what you asked
my wife earlier no oh shit I was like what what my kids are woman from anime
would you turn into a toaster strudel what or a cream pie which am I giving
anime character turning it like eating it no you can eat her that's great that's
what I mean it like am I giving a cream pie which anime turn into I'm thinking
I said turn into a toaster strudel or a cream pie to find toaster shoe like the
actual food as in like we come on her face come on her stomach you know toaster
strudel okay see I'm thinking an actual like put her in a toaster and fucking eat
the bitch like food depends on like how chard how crispy you want to eat eat it
and good that's weird I don't remember I don't remember why I wrote this down
I was not a now I've already used that one I've already used that one I know
this little callback is deep cuts I dude I wasn't no I wasn't even listen I
wasn't even listening to the episode I don't remember what the fuck I was
listening to but it was like a similar question I was like this is going to be
fucking gold all right mr. ho ninja oh no I asked you first go ahead cuz I I
gotta think about it too cuz I'm not quite sure since I used to know I don't
know I don't this is weird I don't know bro you couldn't tell me you would like
smashing on me for one piece no she'd get socked in the mouth the way she talks
to people that's the best part bro you just grab her but you know she likes a
ref well Robin you can't tell me what's Robin trying you know you would smash
Robin who Robin the archaeologist in one piece yeah I don't think I'm not far yet
she's never watched much in the last month the one with the female character
the female the female in the crew with the black hair oh the one that used to
be the uh-huh they used to work for crocodile no I was thinking of somebody
else she's got like the slippery slippery fruit or something that's the
one I was thinking of for some reason I don't know no I know anybody that
watches this anybody that listen to this podcast shit and watches one piece will
know well I don't so I it's kind of funny because you're not a big anime
nerd so this question would be difficult but it's still just kind of funny to
watch you struggle through it well it's like I'm trying to think but on the spot
at the same time I'm like what the fuck then it's like I don't really think of
anime like that either so it's like you're not a real degenerate I don't
really you're not a real degenerate lady midnight for that H a my man I'll take
that one you want to talk you want to talk about a mouth she's gonna degrade
you the whole time cool she'll get socked into the lot but she's got that
sand it don't matter that's the difference I'm not gonna I'm not gonna
be like to grade me harder mommy it's a great me harder yeah there you go I am
the whole hero I mean I did it you already told essentially told them how I
got the name the who ninja so that means oh so from crossing it not off listen
I'm just gonna take I'm gonna cross off and not be too because essentially I
can't bang the little sister of the one that I already picked I mean I could I am
a degenerate and the home engine you know shadow dig juicy thing I'll find me
thank you let's check ooh ooh ooh ooh you watch format of us right I have long
time ago it that fuck what is her name the blonde chick that worked on Ed's
chain mail our our male Winry Winry when I pick Winry okay just that down-ass
country girl that works her ass off you know she's down for some weird shit I
mean yeah okay I see okay go ahead your turn I was just like I didn't even
answer the toaster strudel part well it's just either which one essentially
which one would you but which one would you bone in either fucking trader like a
porn video or traders like your wife either fucking comment or I don't know
they're all getting toaster strudel the wife's the only one I guess the other
one only my wife will be my Twinkie I was like at least you said you know
anime character and not real person meh yeah you die not me I just laugh
anime is more entertaining anyway bitches will do whatever you want so you saw
Guardians 3 finally I did not that's why you saw it you finally did your homework
it's only been three months all I have to say my favorite part of that whole
movie is when Groot pulled fucking all the guns out of his jail pocket but I
put up that idea was so so like Star Lord probably should have wiped those
offers though did style what do you see what I mean with him the whole movie not
once did he put his mask on and I was very that was probably that you lose
half a star for that all I have to say is this was at one point in time like
I'm tearing up and shit like that and Lexi say it's up that I was like shut
up you're crying she's like what sees me like tear that wipe my eyes chop your
cry and what part there is a couple of parts that I fucking teared up at one
rocket came back when they finally got the fucking code and shit like that and
fucking got the bomb and you realize he wasn't dying and he came back yeah yeah
I was like oh thank God right when he came back you saw that big fight scene
I was talking about where they were all in the hallway and it like it's soloed
in on each of their like ah dude fuck yeah that shit with the fight scene of
the year the fight scenes of that movie were phenomenal it was so like that
fight scenes in that movie were fun no it was fucking great yeah um one of my
other favorite parts is what fucking you see Gamora come in with the fucking
ravagers and shit like that when they're going to the fucking or go court yeah
that one the fucking big old fucking god damn whatever the whole yeah the big old
space but like space but whole with like three areolas yeah yeah uh-huh look more
like a giant sphincter and fucking intestines all around yeah yeah and then
she's like it one part groups like I am Groot and they say something she's like
y'all know you're just making shit up when he says that right she's like oh
but you're Groot and then like you're the end of it like you heard you hear
him go she goes up to her at the very end fucking before she goes back to the
ravagers she's like I am Groot and she's like blah blah blah blah blah
she looks and she's like wait a minute she's like I just fucking understood
that but then but then at the very very very end what does he say I love you
guys yeah so according to James Gunn that was us understanding him it wasn't
it wasn't him talking oh that was us being able to understand I am like like
how everybody else did see how it took Gamora some time to figure it out yeah
so apparently that's three finally we get it's clicking for us is like the
third party water so did everybody else they're hearing him talk normal it's
every all of us it's just that I am Groot we hear I am Groot I just says that one
sentence this fool just had a complex fucking idea same thing when it was we
are Groot he said that in the first movie right before he before he died
quote unquote and essentially Phoenixed yeah and essentially that's that's what
we heard and so that was us becoming guardians dude your son cannot leave
that goddamn thing alone no he just got it yesterday he's like
been charging all day and he's let me ride it we had to go get batteries for
the controller that's where we walked over there and went to Dutch Brothers
oh yeah he wants to go out outside and in the street though must be the cat
bet you won't beat that kid
oh yeah that's funny oh so anyways yeah it was a fucking fantastic movie okay
I cried I saw a really good movie it was a really I saw fast 10 finally I haven't
watched that one I watched it what's it on I bought it oh did you yeah I bought
it what streaming platform is it on cuz I really want nothing yet it's not
streaming yet really normally when it comes on to DVD then it's streaming no
you can but you can buy it digitally which is what I was gonna do like two
months ago but we have them all physically so we wanted it physically hmm
but I so you can buy yeah you can buy it on Amazon Prime Apple TV Google Play TV
you're running it red box yeah you can buy it on like anything but I just I
went to Walmart and finally bought the blu-ray I almost did that fucking earlier
I might fucking rent that just watch it so that's so bad it was really good so
what I heard like coming from somebody who hated eight and nine yeah it was
really good Jason Momoa oh dude he's like the Joker I love Jason Momoa he is
fucking I fucking love Jason he's so he's like that off-camera he's just
quirky oh yeah he's a big old goofball exactly he's just a big old goofball so
at one point dude he's over there there's two dead bodies he's got tape
like making them smile and holding their eyes open and she's over there painting
their nails just talk just having a conversation with being himself and then
he's like all right guys I got stuff to do it's like there's some of the
finisher mimosas and all this other shit and I'm like this motherfucker hello he
was it was great like you could you know they're dead he's over there painting
their nails just he's got fucking you know his hair up and like pigtails and
just Jason Momoa being a fucking dork he's he's I would love to just sit down
and fucking just hang out with that man for 30 minutes dude his quips and
one-liners in that whole movie was like he was better than Roman oh really his
one-liners were better than Tyrese and we know Tyrese is there for the comedy
yeah he's the comedic relief he is the comedic relief like essentially the two
comedic relief characters are fucking it's Tyrese's main and then fucking
ludicrous is back up just for them to flip shit to each other the two of them
yeah yeah well if that's not two best friends from the fucking hood like both
they used to be in the music industry and yeah and so they've known each other
for years like I'm saying like two fairies in that movie like just
essentially like that's essentially what you think of from two homies from the
hood like two best friends that grew up and fuck at a really ghetto area together
you remember that just fucking constantly talk shit pick on each other
but like have each other's back in a goddamn heartbeat so it was the end of
one of them I think it was eight no I think it was seven in the seven or eight
or something I don't know one of the endings they're at the back of Dom's
house oh it's a barbecue he's like oh don't forget you better hide the baby
oil yeah you see you better hide that big-ass forehead that was improvised
hey you better hide that big-ass oh yeah I know that's why Tyrese was like and
ludicrous you this is drink out and all that like that was that was legit
improvised I love this whole set John Cena came back John Cena's in in Fast
Ten a lot and I love him he's awesome there's way better there's no Dwayne
Johnson though I'm yes no comment stay for the credits
okay cuz they had Vin Diesel and the rock had a huge fucking falling out I know I
didn't think about it but yeah spoiler the rocks in the post credit for fucking
what it's supposed to be the last movie no this is part one dude oh is it this
is part one oh I didn't realize it was a two-part I thought this was supposed to
be the last fucking movie so I'm gonna tell you right now this is the first
Fast and Furious that does not end properly so you know how we always get
a full closing full closure and then know what happens after for like then
though the meet back at the house for the barbecue you know the whole
traditional fast for your sending nope this is the first time it's like
Infinity War kind of in which is the fat-ass cliffhanger yes right in the
middle like some bad shit just happened boom credits that's some fuck shit dude
it was it was like seeing Infinity War all over again I was like and I gotta
wait a year for this shit fast and furious you don't do this fast and
furious and game and fast fast and infinity fast and infinity infinity
and furious in furious fast and furious infinity wars instead of fast furious
race wars so no so yes we're gonna get an X to fucking X point five my good
man X point five my nuts but yeah so the rocks yeah he's get like a little post
credit and I think he had to come back for the finale I think that's so yeah he
was in three fucking movies he was a fucking has essentially half-assed he
was supposed to be no he was in four five six and then Hobbs and Shaw no he
wasn't in five he was in there's no yeah it was a five five six seven and eight
so four no cuz Hobbs and Shaw was eight no he was in fast eight I don't know
Hobbs and Shaw Hobbs is Shaw is one of the ten set no it's it's that one's a
spin-off so technically that'd be eleven or something like that one comes after
eight because Jason Statham helped save the baby and then that's when the rock
and Jason Statham break off
does that make sense no cuz the rock is in he lost being a cop no we didn't yes
he didn't and number eight do not remember he was at the big soccer game
and then helped him steal the big EMP or whatever and then Dom took off with it
and he got blamed for it yeah that was eight because Dom went to save the kid
yeah yeah and so he was sitting in the hospital forever he made the joke about
Taytay everybody remembers that you don't remember oh yeah he lost his badge
for like majority of that movie I don't know how you don't remember all he did
was flex his arm and a whole cast fucking broke off like all right hey
Jamie pull it up real quick oh now that you have a full PC set up and like three
screens like you just gonna do all this fucking like videos and shit that nobody
can fucking see no I won't do videos cuz nobody can hear it but like yeah like
he see he went to jail had the big fight with Jason Statham and number eight that
was in Hobbs and Shaw yes that was in that too but they did have a fight scene
the fight scene that I remember they were on the same team and that's when
they went through the fucking the two tunnels together and I think that was
still Hobbs and Shaw that part was Hobbs and Shaw yes but they did fight after
that I'm trying to figure out where it was because he's like I'm gonna beat
your ass like a Cherokee drum yes that was in fucking Hobbs and Shaw that was
also in fast eight I think it might have been post credits I'm thinking of for
that part but he did he was a cop and then lost his cop shit and he went to
jail his little nobody put him in handcuffs and he's like yeah I'm about
his daughter you don't want to do that I'm pretty sure that was Hobbs and Shaw
where the fuck is because I'm pretty sure Hobbs and Shaw is part of the
fucking series it is but it's separate it's after eight because then nine came
out and he wasn't in nine because that's when they had the big fight because
yeah cuz they had the fucking drone and he grabbed the fucking Gatling gun off
the helicopter he starts fucking shooting it yeah cuz I'm pretty sure the
Rock was only in two fucking movies no he was in five six seven and eight and I
know this for a fact cuz I've seen them all so many times so look here's five I
don't know you can't really see the picture but he's right there cuz that's
when he first shows up that's when they're in South America that's when they
rob it that's why that's Jason that's when they robbed Jason Momoa was dead
yep so that's with the big vault mm-hmm yeah so that's five he's in six that's
when he's kind of starts teaming up that's when they team up that's with
Letty they go after Jason Statham's brother when Gal Gadot dies yeah and
then seven was when I think fast seven is Hobbs and Shaw no Hobbs and Shaw is
right here dude number seven is when Paul Walker died in the middle of filming
it they did the big ending with they split and they played that Wiz Khalifa
song was that seven that was seven for for sure it's just easier if I just fuck
it it's cuz I hit search for fast so there's two fast furious I was like I
have all of them cuz here's nine which is when they brought in John Cena yeah
this is Dom's brother that's the last one that that was the one that came out
before 10 that was the one that came out for here six yeah furious seven right
here which the rock is right there in the front I thought he was only in two
no he's in seven cuz that's when Paul Walker died halfway through the movie
and they did the big farewell and when he splits up yeah you don't need to
over fucking explain it bro I get what you're saying dog well do you remember
the song yes it's been a long day without you my friend I'll tell you all
about it when I see you again and they split off in a fucking Supra and a
fucking charger yes do you want to keep explaining do I understand what you're
talking about yes they played that song in 10 about cried then it wasn't even
the full song
anyways so Hobbs and Shaw happened after like it was it was either seven or eight
pretty sure it was yeah the big fight scenes and shit like that that I
remember between fucking the rock in fucking Jason Statham were majoritably
in Hobbs and Shaw because Hobbs was Hobbs was the villain I'm pretty sure in the
movie before Hobbs was the villain in five was that five that was yeah cuz
that's when he first showed up he was the bad guy and then flipped and his his
partner was working with Shaw Shaw was his little brother yes was the little
brother yeah Jason Statham was Jason Statham's little brother yes that was
that's how he got brought into the series because they wrecked his shit six my
bad yeah cuz they wrecked it yeah they wrecked his little brother shit and then
their mom who's fucking like the kingpin of their family and shit like that which
you see in she's a gangster she's so fucking she's in she's in Hobbs and and
she's in Hobbs and Shaw yeah and she's in and she's fucking hilarious she comes
back in 10 does she she makes like well cuz if I remember correctly like since
her appearance like when they first like brought her in like if Jason Statham's
in the movie like she always makes a cameo in subway shape or form oh yeah
like just because like he always asked her for advice or how to do something in
some way shape or form cuz she's like there is my favorite one my favorite one
is when they go see her in the fucking go see her in prison and she's like oh
yeah takes the fucking cuffs off when she stands up she's like oh yeah you
know they can't hold me and then just like walks off in the car to like
literally damn it he's like what the fuck she was a gangster and that fucking
his dude his mom cracked me up I'm just yeah see the do you not remember the
soccer match no huh I really actually don't it's not gonna play any of the
sound but yeah they did the hockey or fucking what the fuck is it called the
tribal dance the threatened dance or whatever yeah the islander dance a
battle crap the battle dance yeah cuz see there's cipher he's like I got your
kid yeah that thing it's a hockey isn't it I think that's what it's called you
don't remember maybe huh which ones us eight eight yeah I think I may be only
seen eight once or twice that could be yeah yeah so then like cuz that happens
they come up to him or like hey we need you and he's like I got a bunch of kids
to deal with yeah see you cuz then they fight in jail
cuz little nobody's that handcuffs and he's like I thought this for some reason
I remember this scene happening in fucking Hobbs and Shaw cuz they had a
brutal they had a brutal ass fucking fight scene Hobbs and Shaw too yeah they
fucking the rematch yeah a couple of times like they fought each other quite
a few times between like two movies because this is what like all because
all because and really for absolutely no more apparent reason than the other one
thinks they could just beat the other ones ass like that is the only fucking
reason yeah like drum part specifically in eight though but you had me
questioning it well that's why it may not be to this extent but I know there
was a couple of fight scenes either involving them or between them that were
just absolutely fucking brutal like the two of them going through the two like
tunnels yeah and like one of them was absolutely I think Jason Statham had to
fight fight a fuck ton of people and then the rock didn't yeah cuz they took
him to jail because they grabbed him from the soccer match and was like we
need you your team he grabs Dom and everybody and then that's when Dom
stole the EMP the big fucking EMP on the back of the thing yeah and took off and
he wrecked Hobbs that's what puts him in the hospital and then they go and put
his ass in jail hey watch the series again start to finish this is yeah
because of this get where I don't know personally I like the later half of the
fucking the later half of the series just because it's more I personally think
it's more intense this dude from Game of Thrones yeah big ginger bitch
yeah cuz see here's the like that was like 28 minutes into fast eight two
something because this led to Hobbs and Shaw because there's yeah he's going to
jail but where's the part yeah right here
you can't hear it but mm-hmm he's like you know better he's like I wouldn't do
that shit he's like but you got to do it for now and little nobody runs his mouth
like just straight snap yeah he just stops the guards I forgot about that he
stops God you shouldn't not okay don't kill it you know don't kill him he's
just warning him like a big-ass gorilla yeah so that I mean the rock could
literally pick me up so like yeah either one of us kid literally do that to us
the big submarine I can't remember if rock was in the big I just I did for
some reason most of the time I just remember fucking Ty Reese's bitch ass
freaking out for some fucking reason if he's in space or in the Arctic or
because he took a fucking they took a car into space the way the Lamborghini
to Antarctica now he was freaking out even more when they I think what was it
nine where they went into space yeah yeah dude he hit him and Luda flew into
space dude that was I thought he died oh that was him so much oh that this is
eight where that he's the villain no this is Hobbs and Shaw okay gotcha which
is which came after eight before nine gotcha I thought it was fucking in
between seven and eight no it was between eight nine yeah cuz there's his
daughter he doesn't want to be a cop again but they give him the badge anyway
and he looks at his daughter like no I'm good
it's been I haven't seen Hobbs and Shaw in a minute though I've seen Hobbs and
Shaw more than I've seen eight yeah cuz Ryan Reynolds yeah yeah right that's the
only cameo Ryan Reynolds has ever done in any Fast and Furious I was waiting
for him to show up in 10 I think Ryan Reynolds would have been a fucking dude
I think Ryan Reynolds would have been fucking great right
yeah so and then night islander trouble but it helps that I have all of them so
I can do this okay transition and then 10 transition what you got I'm ruining
shit because you haven't been fucking watching it and I'm tired of not being
able to fucking talk about it cuz you're a bitch we're talking about bleach
duh duh duh because I have to keep fucking holding back from talking about
it before that shit is your half pocket go for it
nutty nutty like I was telling you earlier this week's episode we got
Renji's bonk Renji's actual bonk I got Rukias and we got Rukias yeah Rukias
bonk I like especially with like the animation we're good tip touch technical
difficulties do a tip touch before we start
alright double tap that should always be the very first rule is zombies takeover
people zombie apocalypse I will not stress this enough rule one check the
backseat roll to double tap well real ones technically cardio but always
fucking double tap with the villain when there's a villain in the backseat rule 3
double tap and fours always have a way out I don't care about first three I'm
double tap and I'll make a way out but when there's somebody trying to kill
your family don't don't be the bigger person don't be the hero be a Deadpool
he killed Francis right there he could have let him walk and he'd come back no
double tap boom done always do the double tap if you know there ain't any
way in hell that we can reform this motherfucker double tap double tap always
remember that double tap so little public pettoes double tap double tap
anybody hurt your kids anybody in Texas that commit anybody in Texas that
commits more than one murder in one shot and is seen by more than three people
don't tap that's actually damn near a real law in Texas I mean if you commit
it if you commit a murder if you commit a murder in this if I remember
correctly if you commit a murder in the state of Texas and you are seen by more
than three witnesses it's essentially instant death penalty like Texas fucking
back in the early 2000s was like Express Lane you get a ticket you get a ticket
you get injection you get injection
murder is a first-degree felony the range of punishment is five to ninety
nine years of life in prison and up to ten thousand dollars ten racks in a fine
for murder that's it if it was committed due to a sudden passion it's punished as
a second degree felony yeah first degree first degree has to have intent which is
two to twenty years so that's just see and that's a sign that depends that
depends on the state because that 99 years if you catch a life sentence I can
give you the death penalty you can only be you can only be given a you can only
be given a life that the death penalty is if the equivalent the equivalent to
the punishment is a life sentence pretty much which is which is 99 years Texas
still have capital punishment fuck yeah they do Texas is one of the few that
still actually uses it I know none of the fucking West Coast you're gonna have
Washington still does Washington still has death penalty we just don't use it
Washington you can still is for the last time I checked was was probably within
the last like five years Florida Missouri Oklahoma and Texas or at least
at one point in time Washington Alabama and Mississippi was 2022 yeah well I
don't then I don't know when Washington got rid of it but I know at least back
when we were in high school ten years ago or a little over ten years ago
twelve fifteen yeah fifteen years ago now shit Washington actually did so I can
say at least fifteen ten to fifteen years ago that Washington did have a
death penalty we just didn't enforce it here you go right here yeah which states
have a green so green is none yellow is hiatus so they're on the fence and then
red is it they still got death penalty yeah so Washington and it said
Washington used to and Washington has yellow bro it depends it depends it all
just depends on the fucking crime because the rule you got to realize bro
southern Oregon is still extremely red extremely red there's just a higher
population in northern Oregon it says includes governor-imposed moratoriums
court-ordered halts and halts due to lack of lethal drugs is the yellow so
it's just put to the side for now yeah so like Washington Washington before
they got rid of theirs was one of the last states that you could actually
still get lynched as a death penalty like that's crazy when Washington got
rid of it there was you had you essentially had two choices how you could
get killed in the state of Washington by the state for a death penalty lethal
injection or death by hang death by public hanging dude give me the hanging
the facts it's good hanging even better give me the guillotine that would be the
executioner that would fuck so much of society up watching that in public I
want that fuck the hanging cut that bastard so the reason I would still
support like a public hanging especially like over like a pedophile or like a
murderer or some shit yeah for the pure fact of one it still gets the same
substance like same substantial but subtle point across that like a guillotine
or like a public like executioner does I mean I guess it just did without without
the graphicness because you know that's gonna be the thing about it in today's
time think about in today's time if somebody got fucking if somebody got
their head fucking lopped off and they were a fucking outrageous fucking
pedophile and raped and killed fucking 30 kids like just pure fucking pure extent
you know that mother so the evil is evil yeah just pure evil like they're still
going to be motherfuckers that'll be like well because he locked his head off and
fucking bled out and everybody had to fucking see that no it got on me like
that's not okay blah blah blah blah blah blah blah but you hang you lynch a
motherfucker and you watch his fucking feast kick or his fucking neck snaps
from the six-foot drop like what do you got to say the worst you can say is he
fucking strangled to death okay what about those 30 fucking kids that he
strangled the goddamn death after he fucking diddled their butthole like so
it's it's the same thing as kind of like the lethal injection like it's quick
like it literally honestly rather see some depending on like the dependent
like the severity of the fucking crime committed I'd rather watch your feet
kick I mean I so I could personally I could see both sides I can see the
watching them suffer before they die with the hanging okay some motherfucker
like that though that I just I'd rather watch him mercy of just lopping the head
off and ending it but I want to see the bad I want you got to realize bro that's
not that was it hold on that wasn't in mercy back in the day bro like you do
realize like well your brain is like for six minutes that's not my point shut up
and let me finish how big are the executioners always portrayed to be from
the from those times and shit like that huge exactly mountain yeah exactly yeah
so do you realize even with somebody that that's fuck that's that fucking big
how hard it is for them with that kind of fucking something that fucking big
how hard it actually is still to cut somebody's head off like that it half the
time it took multiple fucking tries cool that's why that's why they created
that was the main reason for creating the guillotine because the tea the
guillotine was a more humane way to do it than an executioner lopping off your
head that's why they didn't call it chop the actual term that they used back in
the day was lop yes lop took more than one strike you're you lop something
down it's not one clean strike you lop off their head not cut off their head
which is absolutely brutal it is really hard to cut through bone like that
through that like dude it was it that's why they went through your fucking like
smaller extremities like your pinkies and toes and shit like that because you
can go through a joint or they would take you off at the elbow or shoulder
because it was a joint that's the weakest part you're cutting in this
you're cutting in between bone instead of trying to cut through bone and even
cutting through like a stack of tendon and muscle like this even with an
extremely start short like that's difficult like even when it's already
broken hmm just you guys know we've never done any of that no to a human so
I've done I I started martial arts at like you know I used to hunt and like I
skinned deer like elk and to to take an external force and actually like break
your break your femur so which is like your biggest bone in your body that it
realistically actually isn't that hard it only takes eight pounds per square
inch if I remember correctly to break that fucking bounce just at the right
spot dead center of the bone where it's gonna be the fucking hardest and
normally where shit fucking snaps it takes eight pounds per square inch like
to break that bone no matter where it fucking breaks that's the equivalent of
pounds per square inch on the surface of that the full surface of that bone that
it takes to break eight pounds per square it's not a lot of weight it's
really not no but you take that eight pounds per square inch and then figure
out mathematically what that weights gonna be by like the full fucking like
what foot of that bone 16 inches of that bone we do have a Google machine well
like that's I'm not trying to go into all that I'm just saying like that I'm
curious but it's different yeah it's different for everybody because of you
know size everybody's bones mass is a little bit different like density is a
little bit different you know like their internal marrow count is a little bit
different which helps with the destiny yeah exactly yeah so like it's just
that's like that's really not that much until you get to the point of like
looking it out as a whole and like that's gonna take us that's gonna take
a minimum of a fucking cinder block to even crack that bitch like somebody just
from fucking six feet in the air bow right onto your fucking thigh like
that's gonna take fucking at least a cinder block and that bitch is gonna
suck but you're still gonna walk away from that I don't even think that would
break like it's it's that a cinder block from let's say the roof yeah like six
feet that's like ten feet but like yeah like standing top rung of a six foot
fucking ladder you're gonna be probably like eight ten feet now I wouldn't break
a femur okay crack it but like maybe crack it I don't feel like that would
break like I mean I've had some fuck that's why I mean fuck you have it you
get a fracture and fucking it's considered a break like okay you
fracture your foot it's considered a broken foot like yeah you know I mean you
chip a windshield still considered a broken windshield yeah I guess I mean
it's it's all in generics of how shit said you go in and be like oh yeah he
has a fractured foot to be like okay hey patient has broken foot like patient
has fractured slash broken foot needs cast like yeah or splinter whatever it's
just they're gonna generic they're gonna generic it broken foot need foot cast
need foot's one pounds per square inch just does not sound like a lot it's it's
it's really not like if you think about it like per like a little by like one by
one like that's really not a lot no but you're thinking that is your it's but
that's why if you look at our body if you take all of the little parts of our
body our muscle our tendons like the tissues and all that shit like and lay
that out like the muscles and the tendons and the bones like really just
the tendons and yeah the tendons and the bones are like the two strongest parts
of our bodies most of the time fucking most of the time the muscle tear before
the tendon will right because the tendons what holds it all together yeah
the tension the tendons are our tendons are built to hold a higher tension
because that's the shit that way helps retract and then the muscles pull
forward like and that's what when you snap out when you snap a muscle your
shit fucking comes in from all that tension on your tendons wanting to come
back it's like a like a bungee cord like a rubber band yeah and so like you you
do all of the like a gum gum gum yeah like gum gum yeah the Nika fruit bitch
the Nika fruit that's just now what it's called is the Nika fruit okay so you
did you were talking about bleach I'm sorry but we went down this little
rabbit hole but uh seeing seeing Rukias Monkai that was fucking super gorgeous
and then at the end of it because Rukias Monkai was the end of the episode
essentially before like the post credits or whatever because essentially every
episode every episode at least that I've paid attention to for this part two
part two of thousand year blood blood war has had some post credit yeah it's
had something after the upset and like for the first couple I think it was like
through the first I think you saw bleach in the first episode or two through the
main part of the episode very lightly and then through the last like few
episodes except for this last one you only saw Ichigo after at the end credit
scene like at like the post credit or whatever he's been training yeah they're
skipping the training arc so you're seeing so all of his training is is
actually just walking through this corridor yeah that's all it is but so
they're just not showing us they're showing everybody else's stuff yeah but
so now at the end of this episode for the post credit Ichigo's done with the
training he's gone through the corridor because we saw the end of that in the
last after credit that we saw of him right and that's the purpose for that
was to anybody who's gone through anybody who's gone through this because
the only way you can get into this domain is for permission from the soul
king to see if you are capable of sustaining the soul king's power I do
remember that part so you either you either do or you fucking die like
essentially is how it goes and all you're doing is the further you get down
or the closer you get to the end of this tunnel is the closer you is the closer
you get to fairing the bearing the full weight that you're going to have to
bear having this power yeah and so like essentially as you're like five steps
away from it that's when you're getting hit with it the fucking heaviest this is
the last test to see if you can get past this step to be able to exit because
then those last steps are gonna be cake or whatever right that's that's the you
deserve it you've made it now it's the easy part to get to the finish line it's the the jog
after the spring exactly yeah and so like then you see then I think it was at
least at least this last episode it may have been the one before that too but
you didn't see anything no after credit episodes it's just been about it's just
been about the fights that have been going on between the stern render and
the soul reapers yeah and this one was the end of star which he was fighting
started out fighting the fuck was it um the one with the 69 tattooed on his face
Oh Takashi yeah yeah it's fucking hilarious
remember his name either he's a lieutenant for one of the squads and I
that may be the wrong character I don't remember but they were getting their ass
what by him and then Renji Renji show yeah Renji shows up to fight him and then
Renji essentially whoops his ass and then Rukia shows up to fight the one that
took bia Kios bonkai the one with the letter F for fear yeah yeah so
essentially Rukia does this badass shit where she can now after training up in
fucking the zero division she can now put her body for the current status that
she's at at perfect freezing where essentially she dead and she can do this
where she once she cools her body down and gets to that absolute part she can
withstand that for four seconds and it's once she hits that perfect freezing then
it's the four second start so fear is trying to use his fucking shrift and shit
has powered in still fear on her like you like you did to be Akia and shit
when you took his fucking bonkai and it didn't fucking work because Rukia was
technically dead fear doesn't work on the dead her heart stopped she could use
her ratio to control her body and everything and still manipulate her for
seconds yeah so she ends up fucking like Jesse gushing him the fuck out blah blah
blah and then she goes back her body starts warming up and shit like that
realiving well once it goes like yeah once it goes back to full temperature he
awakens his shrift and like she sees just this brutal like super creepy face
it's essentially his awakened fucking true face and he looks fucking creepy
like look up Stern Ritter F look up who Stern Ritter F okay from bleach just
bleach letter F oh kind of have a spell it oh this one for okay I remember yeah
dude he was fucking koree B bro and I always thought it was a chick no that's a
dude I always thought it was a it's a dude and like his cuz like once he
awakens his shrift bro he just yeah but like if you look super close from like
right here so like all the way down his shit that's those are stitches yeah
those are straight stitches but he was just he was creepy and then at the end
of it like right is he's like super like starting to wrap Rukia in his fear like
in his fear and shit like that and using his like fin like his final move for a
shrift and shit or I'm pretty sure it was um B Akia comes back and like you
just see you just see the pedals from fucking his sword and shit from its
awakened state I remember him now yeah it was super creepy oh yeah and so you
see the pedals come down and break through the fucking like eyeball circle
that he's fucking made around Rukia for the fucking show fear and the pedals
just go through it and shit like that and then fucking he starts talking shit
saying going oh yeah that's your bonk I did it at a data data data data data
cooch keys like oh yeah bet dog you had my bonk I but you didn't spend enough
time with it or probably even use it at all to realize this is my she Kai he
goes oh yeah oh yeah ha and at that moment and then he goes he goes into
this whole fucking tangent of like you know you don't realize what you have or
how you're using it or really get the opportunity to actually think about how
you're using it or the way that you should be using it like when you did at
the start until you lose it so I really want to thank you for taking that back
away and now I actually have it back so I have a better understanding but you're
not gonna find out what that understanding is because I'm not gonna
fight you she's gonna beat you ass pretty much and like they really did and
then really like puts his hand on Rukia and he's like you good and she's like
bet straight and then you see her just straight do her shit okay and fucking
then that yeah so that's how it ended right no so it actually ends after she
actually fight in her bonk she she hits him with one attack and fucking
essentially uses her fucking uses her finishing move and shit like that and
fucking snap you know fucking flexes your shit fuck snaps his wig because I
do remember seeing this in the manga and but it didn't look sexually flexes her
shit and yeah it didn't look fucks him up and then like afterwards like
Byaku puts his hand on her hands because she's sitting there holding her
fucking the hilt of her sword cuz dude it looks like the hilt of her swords
like this fucking long dog like she's holding it like fucking this like after
you see her use the move and fucking just hand fucking a lot yeah dude it
would do their help looks like it's that fucking long dog like it was nutty
that's a lot and uh I just want to see that he puts because this is the first
time she's actually like released her bonkai right he puts it he puts his hand
on her to like console her and like calm her down and like okay let's bring it
back and she he goes release release it slowly release it slowly and it's just
like it's this really gorgeous scene at the end of like him talking to her of
like telling him how proud of like essentially how proud he is of her and
how strong she's become and like her just like finally he's accepting me and
shit like that like you see her bonkai like slowly going away and it starts
like you just see this top of her hair start like turning black again so it
just yeah essentially like just slowly peeking off her outfits gangster though
dude she's gorgeous bro she's the they do you know what the nickname she got
dubbed was I don't ice queen okay because of her her bot her her bonkai
yeah well her bonkai and her she Kai's I suggest like fucking um the kid is the
captain the the suit the kid captain right he's a guy like he's a guy those
they're the only two with I saw him because he's like my favorite and I
still was drawn a blank on it too yeah he that for I can never remember is it
then you said you're like oh the kid and I'm like the cat the kid that's a
captain yeah it's with wrong with wrong geek who yeah the fucking art you guys
there's another one you could have fucking picked broad smash the shit out
of wrong geeking you know she a hoe and she a freak I forget about that bitch
with or a he made broke out the two redheads at the same time oh Jesus
fucking two bad redheads at the same damn time three of you can't you two and
a half oh you okay only got a red beard only the half okay that's gangster though
bro I'm telling you dog like I understand you probably wait till it's
fucking dub so it'll be easier for you to fucking watch no I'm waiting for the
dub it's just like there's so much going on that like you because reading it like
you have to pay attention exactly like oh my god so that's what makes but it's
worth it but it's fucking worth it bro it has been so pretty it looks I just
pulled up videos so pretty bro just look at that picture and that's literally a
cut from the episode yeah like that is a that is a fucking freeze-frame from the
episode that's what I mean like I'm pretty sure that's after the fight like
before fucking that's either right before like right after she releases
bonkai or right after she fucking whooped fears ass yeah it looks fucking great
I'll watch it and give me some time fuck give me a little bit I had to watch
fast and tan and all that I watched the first I watched the first episode is on
100 like I think like week before last I was gonna talk about that last week
no there is something we do need to talk about though what have you watched
Futurama I have not why I forgot that they started releasing new episodes so
it's on so it's every Monday is it every it's on Hulu right yep how many
episodes of the day did three they've done three are tomorrow will be number
four and bro how are they so I am they just are they
nostalgic so they just out like the old ones so I am caught up on Futurama so
far okay and it is only the only ones I haven't seen would be the new ones that
would that's okay but you watch all yeah okay multiple times bro it's star
that is like a few to Rama Simpsons like all of that shit like that is okay so
we're on the same page here okay so like it's been a long time so I'm a little
fuzzy on a little shit but like yeah that was my shit all the voices are back
so it's all the in is it the full you still have Zoid Berg Bender all of these
professor Lila fry and again all of them yes all of them like one episodes
literally kiff and Amy the whole episode just like they used to their kids do you
remember that he was pregnant and they had kids in the swamp well it's fucking
20 years later they got kids so there's a whole episode about that they did a
whole episode about Bitcoin smizmar yeah the smizmar or whatever this is my
episode the first episode like literally all they're doing is cracking jokes
about streaming and getting cancelled and coming back to streaming and this is
like they're just the fourth party he's like when they got cancelled the first
time yeah like it was South Park does yeah this was the second time that
Futurama has been cancelled and now it's come back right and this third
running a few trauma so technically it wasn't it was cancelled they cancelled it
technically it wasn't though because it ended it was a series finale they even
called it the finale oh I heard it got cancelled because they they wouldn't
really contract after the season spoiler for the last ten years if you ain't seen
it hence the whole him and Lila trapped in time forever right yeah the last
episode and then the professor shows up at the end he's like are you want to one
more go around we running this back again or what so that was that was the end
mm-hmm that was supposed to be the series finale right yeah I heard I
teared up that was a great episode that's exactly where it starts is when
they come back from that is it does a whole recap for you like it shows you
that last episode just like bits and pieces of them being old and then the
professor showing up and they go back in time and then it starts and he goes holy
crap it's 3023 he's like I've been in the future for years son of a bitch now
all I need to do is fall out of the chair and be fucking the trifecta won't
work on it all right that chair is a little bit harder to fall out than any
of them I can't I'll figure out by the end of the episode but it looks the same
but better it is fabulous for Blasi it is fucking amazing well it looks like I
know what I'm fucking watching when I go yeah like it's hour and a half I'm
never irritated from reason why I lift watch Futurama fuck off it's really good
bro like it is super good fold laundry while I watch you drama I guess yeah I
just I normally I'll be go like lay in bed Monday night slap it on before I go
to bed if I want to do that because normally the kids like have the TV
downstairs like normally it's fucking keep them entertained while they're
running around or like Lexi will fucking watch something so like I'm normally
like just sitting out back with the back door open like fucking around with my
phone because I like to sit outside like I spend most of my day actually like my
hat my habitat is the back patio plus you know smoke and all that yeah no I
know no my watching the tic tacs being the tic tacs just watching the tic tacs
being that dad that's from the inside you know when the kids start yeah pretty
much you make me chase you on the beat the fuck out of pretty much same Z's so
then that way like if they decide to go and run out back then there's an adult
outback yeah pretty much
yeah but so future almost been really good so you'll love it you get will
fucking love it good and I got one more thing I need to tell you before this is
all done okay I don't know if you got any more for the episode but I got one
more thing but and it involves post Malone yeah okay I gotta talk it's dirt
shit so we got to but I'm curious okay so post Malone here huh I know post
Malone made a or he bought a magic card have you heard about this no so did he
like come on it and then sell it guess how much he spent on this one magic card
oh probably like 1.2 no 2.6 million dollars for one card for fuck's sake what
is an imp misprint or something so magic had teamed up with Lord of the Rings
because I think Wizards of the Coast owns both of them anyway I don't know
don't quote me on that I don't know but they teamed up with Lord of the Rings and
did like a Lord of the Rings print for magic cards they made the one ring is
what it's called a one of one it is literally the only card in the world and
somebody pulled it from a pack post Malone bought it from them 2.6 million
dollars like dead ass bro it's a motherfucker just came up on a come up
for that one card MTG right here like it is a legit no it's not that one it is
it's that one legit one of one that's exactly what it looks like one of one how
the fuck do you even read what it does it doesn't it doesn't do anything
there's another copy of it but there is that is the only one of one like see
this so it's a cult so it's essentially there's one out there for play it's a
little actual one ring for it there's an actual playing card and then there's a
collectible card that you had to pull from a pack this is the one of one got
you that's the collectible card that's the collector's one yeah there it is in
the case and it's only a nine yeah it's not even a PSA 10 or nothing bro what
the fuck fucking how is that not dude unless that kid like fucking what did he
what was there some dust on it when he sent it in that card looks immaculate
where is it yeah post Malone so post Malone bought it for 2.6 million dollars
this is 2 million but it was it's 2.6 like just casually here's the tick-tock
he said fuck yeah but that's the dude dude he is hold it out of the pack he's
like you want to give me how much for it fucking bet yeah and he's over here like
what other cards you got yeah 2.6 he's like he's like bro that's like you think
I just wanted to walk away with what dog what else you got we let's just run this
ticket up dog I got it one fucking that's fucking retarded do you like that
Charizard that fucking Logan Paul bought that was fake was it fake is fake the
fake two million dollar Charizard yeah one million dollar whatever because the
real ones worth a million fucking bucks yeah the fake fucking Charizard I was a
fake dude apparently all he's been fucking buying and trading and all a
bunch of fake cards what apparently what a bitch don't quote me on that like here
let's let's get it just in case so I know what the fuck I'm talking about I
like having this dude they fucking like the way that those two bicker just
fucking annoys me like I'm pretty sure that Charizard was fake cuz he like lost
his shit
yeah the fucking PSA Charizard which is funny cuz I had like 10 of those bitches
why didn't I save any of them yeah Ferg why did you let me get out of Pokemon
motherfucker I was never in it like that I know yeah so that one oh it was a
million dollars okay it's starting to get way too hot in here to talk about
fucking Logan Paul fuck either way he's it's fake yeah there's a bunch of
fake shit but it's getting hot in here I'm start I'm getting close to fucking
sweating this is uncomfortable so we are gonna end the podcast right here we love
you I am hot like Derek Lewis said it the UFC my balls are sweating it's hot
I need to work on my cardio Jerry's sweaty balls thanks thanks for the
sweaty nut episode of the tenacious geeks it is really hot here we love you
have a good rest of your day goodbye