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Marvel the cinema showstopper chaotic this is tenacious Geeks
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go home later and stream your house gypsies turn you's up we good hello
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such a good song all right well hello everybody welcome back to another soft
opening of the are we past a minute yet no yes yes welcome to another episode
of go fuck yourself I am your I am your host captain go fuck yourself that is
the co-host captain go fuck off today's today's episode will be called
gefilte fish welcome to gefilte fish you felt the fish go fuck a fish
gigas ass see bass so let's let's um let's address the air so last week's
episode we're sorry well he's sorry well it was totally AMC's fault and he's
sorry it was it was a MC sorry they they tried to silence me and I had to break
through it he's he's sorry he fucked up AMC I'm shit he fucked up I fucked up
as I was talking in the episode of how I don't monitor like I don't listen live
to it I just go with it and then that fucking shot is asking a foot yeah so
I'm pretty sure we're good now pretty sure I'll stop it here in a minute and
go back to listen to it I am and then we'll continue I'm not sure about him
anymore why are we still doing this you're leaving me oh no I have over
commitment issues over commitment issue yeah oh this just got real what's that
hey I got over come on dr. chaotic this that got over commitment issues I don't
know how to give up on shit yeah accept your job
only when I know right that was a joke by the way don't take it seriously no
it's a dick I'm taking it all the way seriously I figured you would you used
to that too this is a great intro so far I love it but welcome back to another
episode of today she's geeks I am the ho digit he is the whole hero
yes this is the whole show we ho and alpha show she's oh shizzle oh shout
oh shout but uh yeah there's a lot of bullshit going around in the world going
around the fucking city a lot of bullshit and there's a lot of awesome shit
what's the awesome shit the awesome shit is literally right after we recorded
last week's episode mm-hmm call of duty the whole Xbox thing oh Microsoft they
got approved yep yeah and that's old servers and everything ever back up every
single yeah the rounds of a black ops 2 I realized I am fucking absolute trash
without a goddamn elite controller in my hand I mean you did you did fair you
did fair do when I'm dropping my haven't played 40 bombs and shit on MW2 and
then fuck it I come in and drop like fucking 12 kills I'll be I haven't
played the last time I played hard on like black ops 2 and shit wasn't even
playing hard I was playing or no I mean not hardcore I just meant like actually
into it I was on I was on a 360 controller and you know the size
difference like it's so fucking my controller is even bigger but even
worse I've been playing my switch like non-stop like that's all I play is my
switch lately so going from that and then I went to go play black ops 2 on
the Xbox and I'm over here like which button does this I don't remember here
like okay I understand why people played claw back in the day you're over here
doing this bear claw shit and I'm like nah yeah I was finally starting I was
starting to figure it out that's weird I've tried a claw my controller look I
play claw my controller to even with my paddles and shit like that but it's got
to be way easier with the paddles in the best it's fun yeah I'm only hitting X
and Y so it's not a stretch for my index finger that's still weird though it's
just it's actually kind of getting used to it actually isn't it like it's this
is comfortable like just like plopping your index finger over and just like
hitting X and Y it's that then you still use your thumb right okay so but it's
definitely like it's it's a strain and I understand how like some players have
developed some tendon issues like trying to reach down and like bending your
finger that way to like hook up and hit B and A and stuff like that like I'm
just so used to the old school just bow bow bow bow just run it over real quick
put your thumb back well you got to realize though that fucking quarter half
a second that fucking you're taking your thumb off to hit that jump button before
you start fucking to jump chow and turn that corner like I can do that without
ever having to take my thumb off of that it gives me an advantage yeah that makes
sense I forgot how much a different the fucking aim assist felt feels to do the
aim assist feels different it's fucking guns in this game actually like when you
slap like three attachments on them they have like no recoil anymore
nope it's like it's kind of like apex you you get the right right kind of aim
assist and the right settings you have no recoil at all like especially on
mouse and keyboard way less recoil than controller well it's just it's easier to
control yeah way easier I was I brought the controller and I was playing apex
yesterday for a little while and I was trying to compare the two yeah I'm still
better on controller right it's in my in my opinion and this is just my opinion
the biggest difference between the two in the argument playing on playing on
mouse and keyboard for fucking like a year and a half almost two years now if
not a little maybe a little bit longer you have better movement control on your
controller like being able to have like more fine movement because you have that
you're able to move a little bit a lot of your stick blah blah blah as if you
know on a keyboard you're fucking either full movement no movement full movement
no movement yeah it's fun 360 scopes all day like there I feel like you have
better movement control at least like moving around and shit like that or
like trying to like snake ahead eat up W2 or some shit you know but when it
comes to like actually like aiming and especially like aiming further away
yeah the absolutely mouse is fucking mouse is absolutely dominant like oh
I could tell oh for sure absolutely I'm just I'm so used to my
controller so I wanted to try it and I even hooked it to the Bluetooth and I
didn't I didn't really see any lag compared to like the series X though I
mean maybe a millisecond but that's but I mean it wasn't it wasn't bad my heart
and I would I would hardline it yeah if I'm if I'm trying to play play I'm gonna
hardline it but I just even if you're not just there's no I was just fucking
around no point but hold on let me try I'm trying to say this the right way
there's there's no point in giving yourself like always play in order
always play practice whatever in the same can is close to the same conditions
controller settings blah blah blah blah blah so then that way it's it's
continuous repetition so then that way it's easier it's a good point fair
enough my cluster just said something cluster just said something just in a
couple error in an interview or some shit here within the last like month or
two I think that he practices on the same shit that they'll use in the CDL so
like the same monitors because they'll use like they they'll assign them PCs
and shit like that to play for online and stuff yeah and so he'll use the same
monitor that they'll use on LAN and then this and they're the same PC setup so
it's the same shit wouldn't that make sense so then that way it's continuous
repetition instead of playing on a better monitor while you're practicing
then downgrade when you're yeah and then when you're playing online then when you
go to LAN and everybody's on the same condition like technically you're not I
mean yeah that makes sense so but I'm not in the CDL it's that like for me
just I you know me like playing a game like I always want to get better so like
just having that same repetition repetition repetition like we like to I
kind of screw myself because I'll like my hands will hurt or I'll get frustrated
so I'll switch to the different input instead of just pushing through it like
especially if my hands are hurting and I'm playing controller oh yeah dude I'll
switch to my goddamn mouse keyboard so goddamn fast are you are you gonna go
compete anytime probably not not on probably not on anything land like maybe
like an online tournament for fucking you know like a hundred bucks somewhere
maybe who knows you should I just I don't have the time to fucking put in the
red oh I know I don't I don't know I get it I just don't have the time fucking
work 70 hours a week and fucking only having time to really play on the
weekends time to take a integrand like that you know maybe it's time to get a
little gaming laptop you like a nice ROG or some slap that with you I mean I know
you went and got the Xbox for travel but I want to get a new laptop anyway
playing on Xbox and I wanted to play on my well it's shit priority if I'm already
struggling that much on trying to play on fucking Xbox on goddamn hotel wife I
probably could have the same amount of struggle if not worse on a fucking
laptop I mean you could buy one of those Wi-Fi things no the little hot spot
thing oh you know what I'm talking about I've seen them I don't know much about
them yeah like Verizon has one like I'll play on my phone or some shit the good
thing about the switches it doesn't even down back there it doesn't need a lot
there's a lot of kids in this house today I'm hoping we sound a lot better
this week in the studio them bastards this week well only one of them's a
bastard he is a snow he knows nothing as a blue-eyed
Nazi babies whoa but whoa is that blonde had a blue eye and you a ginger I know I
don't know I was actually I was born to perfect Nazi baby it's honey cuz I'm
actually like German on like well I don't know the percentage but that's
where my last name comes from is it bolts yes
under bolts you fucking we are not Nazis you should have been to Argentina was
that I suppose that my friend Wow Wow are you on one today I like it I like this
new Fergie oh it's a good Fergie Oh Fergie so has very like I shouldn't say
I have low energy because I'm definitely I'm just like it's Sunday it's Sunday
yesterday was kind of ass I was fucking gaming most dinner was good dinner was
good I planned on gaming went last night but that didn't fucking happen well the
wife took over ended up watching bleach she covered for somebody she had to work
mmm and like an eight-hour shift mmm so I just looked I went and game shared
with my daughter so I fucking went through a bunch of games on her Xbox
oh fuck came in here and I read all the porn VGC all day long I know porn on
Xbox I mean I'm sure you can but I doubt it motherfucker you can get on the
internets that's what an iPhones for but uh yeah matter of fact here's the thing
hold on ramp hold on timeout timeout Fergie ran in coming this should be
funny anybody who pays for fucking porn if you pay for it no no no shut up not
done only fans throw in only fans in that it's still porn whatever if you pay
for porn in 2023 you are the real fucking degenerates I just want you to
fucking know that every single motherfucker and even half of the goddamn
fucking hobos in our fucking country got a cell phone have porn in their goddamn
pocket and it's fucking free hey hey hey hey you realize we do a geek and nerd
show what's our demographic there hentai fucking nerds hentai what's the what's
the old stereotype of nerds they don't get none
porn's all we got hence why I said if you're paying for it you're tarted the
shits free in your pocket yeah but still he's over here targeted motherfucker go
watch your tentacle porn and feel better I will just watch it live this way are
rated fucking quick actually that popped into a so every that I've been like I've
been stuck on listening to Josh Wolf this week the comedian oh yeah he's oh my
god bro he's fucking sorry I listen to a podcast he was on then he has a podcast
with the Sun yeah but he was on with hey man oh fuck which one was it was a
Theovon I think he was on with he's been on Theo Vod he's been on Joe Rogan yeah
he's what I quite a few I think he was on two bears one cave yeah yeah yeah I
love that well him and Bert have been friends for a really long time is
probably he's my number one favorite comedian I was gonna say right now since
the whole pandemic shit I was gonna say wolf since I've like discovered him and
stuff like that like I do I'm not even kidding like I probably listened to like
three of his specials what Friday driving around and shit for like yeah I
am crying there's a couple of times I almost had to pull over because I
couldn't fucking stop laughing so hard my head's almost in my cock like and I'm
laughing so damn hard while I'm driving like Bert with me oh my god bro I am the
machine I want to see that movie so bad it's on my list so from what what Kelso
was telling me Luger he go see it he yeah he's seen it and he was like it's
he's like it's funny but like it's kind of retarded that was kind of the point
yeah I wasn't expected it to be a fucking blockbuster hit here fuck it
apparently dude it made so much money oh cuz it's fucking hilarious you'd be well
well if you listen movie enactment just to fucking completely outlandish that
goddamn story well it's not it's not even like reenacting or anything it's
continuing 20 something years later 30 years later or something like the
premise is that fucking story so essentially he's just react and it's
not that story that is funny like a version of it in his in all the podcast
episode he's on he talks about how I got greenlit and all his other shit and he's
like I was just writing some shit yeah and the whole you know the origin of
that machine story though right huh was Joe Rogan was it yeah he went on Joe
Rogan like the very first time and he had never told that story before he told
it on Rogan mm-hmm and then Joe was the one that told him to put it in his act
and it's fucking it's fucking hilarious became a special and now that is who he
is and it's like I am the machine if Joe Rogan just unlocks this super saiyan
potential Joe Rogan Joe Rogan is the ultimate third eye like he's not a
person he's just a third absolutely you talked to Joe Rogan for like five
minutes and he unlocks everything although I'm gonna do if I ever get the
opportunity to meet Joe Rogan I'm rolling a fatty and I'm like we're not
doing anything for the next 20 minutes but having a conversation smoking this
boy and you know what he would say bet bet fucking bet hey Tina clear my
schedule for the next half hour why he do it live on the show that's how that's
the way that's how high he would be Tina clear my schedule for the next half
hour you're recording the podcast you have two hours do whatever the fuck you
want Fergie spark that shit right but if you're going I'm going you can't go
without me fuck you sir so how like like are you sir I'm just a Joe Rogan fan I
remember when you start I remember when you started on fear factor after you
left fear factor I stopped watching fear factor and then I found you on UFC
because I was an amateur fighter myself and started martial arts at a young age
shit blah blah blah blah blah and their younger age I should say blah blah blah
blah blah and sir I've always since I found out you were a big old stoner and
could fucking spin heel kick a motherfucker into like three eternities
into the future while destroying the liver at the same goddamn time sir I
love you this motherfucker I just want you know that Joe Rogan I love dude his
comedy I found him I found him as a stand-up common fuck all the bullshit
he's gonna he's gonna make you piss your pants laughing or he's gonna make you
piss fucking blood like those are your two options you're probably gonna do both he's gonna tell you a
joke after he just knocked you out he's gonna be like bow bow you're gonna be in
my next comedy routine I just want you to fucking know that
how humiliatingly awesome that would be I would love love love to smoke a blunt with
Joe Rogan Joe Rogan's like one of those people it's like damn it's funny you
paid me enough buddy I would totally fucking take a kick from fucking Joe
Rogan but god that's gotta be a lot of buddy just like taking a hit from like
Tyson dude you know what you know what if Joe Rogan puts us on his show like let
us come on your show I'll let him punch me for free one punch that one punch you
would see you would see a cash exchange on the show please please I need you to
go home and clip this and put it on your stream deck and let's keep spamming it
or something and yes I will take a punch from Joe Rogan if the tenacious geeks
get to do an appearance on the show okay hold on you are not live-streaming
this I'm not okay I'm gonna be recorded as a tick-tock live a tick-tock live what
are you doing on come on phone thank you what's up I will are you recording yes
okay Joe Rogan if you see this I will take a punch live on your podcast if you
bring the tenacious geeks on there for an interview bet there's two of us but I
don't want to get hit and it's live on this podcast right here yeah that's it
you know I retract that I don't know if I'm ready for this I'm not even sure if
that got fucking done I was like post it later
fair enough whatever yeah that was great that was fucking funny I'm dead serious
though I'll take a punch he would just knock out a few teeth and call it good
and then aim for the front ones so we got a start we got to start it we got a
smoke then do the punch and then I got to finish the rest of the podcast loopy
that's what I want to do I got to get high first Joe just have just have a
medical team on standby yes and only get D I guarantee you so you could knock out
at 80% so I'm gonna I'm gonna need a Fergie so when that happens card no
you're gonna need to finish the rest of the podcast for me because I'm probably
knocked the fuck out oh yeah we're just we're just gonna put some shades on you
sit you back in the chair and just wait for you to go back I'm gonna be like
Theo Vaughn over there just stiff straight in the fucking chair just with
sunglasses on yeah I'll have the glasses on just lay back in the chair like this
like oh fuck that's great oh you need a lot looser neck did it work anyways now
that we're past that so I am into some nerd shit I watched some shit last night
there was a lot of tentacles man that was weird which one did you watch all of
them no I'm just kidding dude big fat so I was six months ago though so I finally
watched that Super Mario movie finally last night and have you seen it no no
you didn't do did fuck ten out of ten for me ten out of ten I think I loved it
more than my kids loved it my son was like halfway in it and then poof he's
gone when all the good shit happens me tell me I'm out even the wife liked it
she ain't into that shit yeah I'm about to go dropkick my children do it do it
get the tick tock live out they're cool I mean like another more five I mean like
500 more followers I go live on tick tock all right you heard of people get
them get them the followers tick tock if every single one of you went and
followed my tech talk I would only need 250 more or you'd only need 499 more
true I already follow you so but yeah so I saw Mario last night huh and it was
562 that's how many you got yep oh so you need less than 500 yep cuz you need
a thousand right nice yeah nice look you heard it here people let's get it going
mmm go follow him on tick tock go find that Joe Rogan video fucking share the
shit out of it I need to stream again somebody get get him in that send that
video to him you know he's gonna be like who the fuck are these random ass white
boys I played some fucking I played some DMZ this morning talking about getting
into some nerdy shit I played some DMZ this morning and that fucking got the
blood puppet that fucking solo queueing into DMZ bro and you fucking I only
met him you fucking smash into a building and there's fucking 30 AI right
there like oh yeah DMZ is the one with the box right shooter yeah okay okay
like just a just a bit 30 AI just oh bro hello motherfucker straight up like the
equivalent that I keep fucking like video that I can think of to that was
it what shit Sam stick was that that kid goes don't know going in war zone one
where the dude goes up the fucking zipline and then when he gets to the
top of all he brought it a DC there's a fucking do homies standing right there
with the fuck with the Gatling gun is a juggernaut he just fucking goes back and
forth left to right to tell him no so he gets right back on the thing that goes
back down I've seen that one I was like oh fuck I hit a shit my pants if I was that dude
you don't want the smoke nope no I just throw a c4 fucking throw a c4 on him and
then just fucking back up fucking double click it twice the pop you show so it
got your blood pumping so you ran in there 30 AI well no so that was the rest
yeah there's a die oh absolutely yeah I was like trying to run away I'm like
in between three different good fights what how fuck I go jumping into this
door to go try and go do something and then there's just 15 dudes right there
like oh I'm a danger oh shit oh and then the next match it's like cuz I'm gonna
need a pleading me you need it you need to sound clip that part from the
Simpsons you need that that was perfect gold you need that on your screen deck
so when you're yeah when you go running in and you just like yes so I can't make
the video and just fucking pause it and so it's like I can put like the little
animated face that everybody does then all of a sudden you just do the sound
clip fucking Ralphie that is fucking awesome that is awesome I need that I
need that but hey guess what else I watched last night hmm I kind of sent
you half a snap of it oh the GTA huh GTA no not GTA no that was a text I sent
you so CD keys has GTA 5 on sale right now people you sent me a snake 12 bucks
yeah I think you snapped last night so I watched superhero I finally got to sit
down with a superhero yeah like it looks like a god damn I thought you were
playing a fucking video game dude that's what the animation look like it was
bugging me it looked like a video game mm-hmm but it's not cuz it was all CG
yeah it's it's a weird like CG anime but it worked the fights were fucking pretty
tight that's what I when they're when they're sitting there talking their
mouths look like it looks like a video game it looks like shit not gonna lie
that's what though that's the style of yeah but the fighting and the way the
fight scenes were we're fucking tight but if I'm gonna I like the Broly
animation a little bit better though mm-hmm way better it was kind of more
old-school you know just more more modern actual animation instead of
fucking yeah I mean the CG worked for the movie
mmm-hmm fucking gohan Oh B's gohan that and it was I was so pissed off about
that so pissed off Goku went ultra instinct because what happened
technically cuz he absorbed the spirit bomb and then Vegeta hasn't done it in
the anime yet but Vegeta goes ultra ultra ego because why like what caused
him to go ego that I don't remember I don't really remember either so gohan
goes instinct remember I remember I remember I remember or be beer beer is
the one who showed him because the Vegeta was having Vegeta was was having a
damn near impossible time trying to go into all like trying to get even just
into all trans think like Goku yeah because Vegeta Vegeta relies too much on
his pride and shit like that which is essentially the count which is
essentially the counter opposite of fucking what all trans think so beer is
and the gods of destruction actually use essentially a different form that works
opposite to ultra instinct that's where alter ego comes from
furious is the one who like planted it in him and then fucking Vegeta's I think
something I think it was something happened in the moral arc yeah I was
like somebody got their ass whipped and then that's what but that's how it always
works but that's also like in ultra ego the more damage you take while you're in
ultra ego is actually the stronger you get that's why the gods of destruction
use it okay so go on went beast mode mm-hmm for all of like two minutes like
one of that we had more gojita screen time then we had what about a little we
had way more orange pigalo way more and which pigalo was a fucking gangster I
like he was the star and that's when he went beast because you haven't seen it
at me okay so I bought it if you want to watch it I don't on what movies
anywhere movies on your mama yeah I think you watch on my Amazon too I don't
know I think I could share I think I can hit this I just switched back to Apple I
got three months of free Apple TV Apple TV site go watch Ted lasso it's a good
show it's a really good it's not but it's it's not an end no but it's a really
good show I cried but I cry a lot of shows it's not super heroes or it's not
an enemy okay well anyway I love you 100% on real he's got the ladder why is it
always the fucking chair you love your shirt Hardy but the Hardy boys got the
table but not the table anything but the table but that was some really good
wrestling besides like bleach JJK I need to fucking watch someone hundred
that's another one I've been hearing yeah I'm caught up on bleach the last
episode was kind of yeah it was all towards like there was a writer and I
really enjoyed getting to see it was really slow
well it's not necessarily build up there was one like huge main point about this
episode yeah those captains getting their bonk eyes back yeah that was like so
heat so he took like watching fucking they got theirs back yeah watching he
could get he two guys bonk I fucking break off homeboys back that one of the
wings break off homeboys back and instantly start bleeding can you tell
can you do you remember why what it was that would a hotter did to make it so
they could get their bonkers back do you remember what what the what the little
piece was
crickets you know you'll put me on the spot like that to see if you actually
pay that to see if you know I did and I can't because I watched it like last
week dude the new episode comes out on Saturday the newest episode just came
out yesterday I didn't watch that one I watched it you just said I'm all caught
up homie that just made it sound like you I thought it was on I thought it was
on Sunday no it comes out on Saturday oh well shit okay I got one more to go okay
well then I'm gonna shut up and not spoil so that's what I was like wait a
minute because I didn't actually see the bomb I didn't actually see the bonk I
but they were talking about it I watched episode 2 my bad okay you saw so you saw
at the end of it when it would have had I came out of yeah yeah so they didn't
actually get it yet yeah so what they were doing they should they showed it
at the end of the episode is when when you saw the bugs go out and shit like
that going out to the soul Reapers and the captains and showing that they were
carrying a pill right right cuz that was in the manga too I can't remember what
it's called though but it gives them like it fucking unlocks the shit that's
blocking them or something like that nope no it actually has to do think
about Ichigo and think about where Uda Hata is big earth wake a mundo oh yeah
what is toxic to Quincy's I don't remember hollows are they toxic to
Quincy's oh that's why Quincy's destroy him so that's that was the whole big
like that was the big thing originally of like why the whole fucking shit
happened a thousand years ago was because when soul Reapers kill it when
soul creep soul Reapers kill a hollow they their stores still go back to the
soul society to this area so it's still can so it still completes the balance of
soul Reaper hollow human there has to be a balance that's what happened when
fucking the soul king got split up and everything got split into three worlds
and so but when the Quincy's kill them because the hollows rations actually
toxic to the Quincy's when the Quincy's kill them they just straight delete them
like they're the yeah their cycle doesn't continue so they there's an off
balance what yeah Quincy's make an off balance when they kill them because it's
essentially like the hollows are deadly to the Quincy's so their natural
their natural instinct and what you know their natural driving factor would be to
kill the hollows you know whatever because that's just how it is which is
why the soul Reapers told them to stop yeah I remember all that so what I
forgot that it was toxic to them though yeah so what it so what it did so what
they did is Uda Hata Uda Hata made a pill from realizing that these the
Iran cars like resurrections like their version of Baha'i like the Quincy's he
was trying to figure out if the Quincy's couldn't take it or could take it but
something happened because the Iran car were yeah because they're observing that
well they are hollow they are hollows they're just the highest level of
fucking hollows that you can get to there's still hollows it was like they
were hollow but they had a human part no they're hollow their hollows that have
developed so much that they developed human humanoid bodies so like you could
still be in a thing with like how the Visors were the opposite which was so
like it so the visors they were human with yeah yeah that's when yeah those
are the ones where Aizen fucking Aizen inserted the hollow into the soul Reaper
you couldn't do that with the Quincy because if you push that if you infuse
that with the Quincy you would kill the Quincy because the hollows are toxic to
them right right so they made the what Uda Hata did is he made a little made
the little pill so then that way what it does is essentially makes their bonk eyes
and like their bonk eyes and shit for a split second hollow so then it makes it
toxic and their body instantly rejects the bonk eye and the bonk eye goes back
to the captain yeah I don't remember that part yeah so you'll see that when
you watch this I gotta watch the new episode that's why that with you two
guy and you'll see that I don't remember I remember them getting them but I don't
remember how they got them in the most through the weird fucking the weird
science dude that took over the research division after Uda Hata mm-hmm so it was
his bugs the fucking weird yeah it was his remember his name dispersed that
dispersed out the pill to all of the captains and shit like that because his
bugs also hacked into the system you see all that shit this episode right hacks
into essentially hacks into the system since the Vanden Raik came over and like
swapped out say right to a and fucking their place yeah so they tapped into
their power so he can get fucking where all the captains and everybody fucking
is and shit and blah blah blah right so like you see you see three different
bonk eyes this episode you see it's who guys you see he two guys you see the
captain of squad 2 the the asset the assassination core yeah and I can't
remember his name though for her her her name yeah yeah it was yeah I can't
remember her name but do you her bonk I was dope I think this is the first like
I think this is the first time I remember seeing her bonk I like in the
anime yeah she never had a bonk I well she did is it before I mean she did as
a captain I mean we never saw it yeah that's what I have to have a bonk eyes a
captain yeah there's only two ways to become a captain get your bonk I and
then train with it for ten years to master it or kill the captain of the
fucking squad yourself how Ken Pachi became captain those are the only two
ways um it only takes ten years you're gonna train with bonk I for ten years
mm-hmm I feel like it would be a lot more to become a squad captain so that
you have to train for a minimum of ten years with your bond yeah so and then
probably kill the other one yeah and wait for them to be killed Shinji's oh
yeah we do get the visor yeah I've seen his mm-hmm his in the manga though but
yeah it's it's not like it's not a whole it's not a whole like it it happens
pretty like it all happens pretty quick it's real fast-paced kind of like
intermittent and then it goes to pay attention there's there's been shit the
last two episodes there's been shit after the fucking credits yeah I noticed
that was yeah okay so there's another one after this there's another one after
this one too and it's it's back to each ego so like you'll get a little bit more
of like him in that path going down like with in the training that he's been
doing with fucking each of it yeah yeah so you get another another training arc
you get will you get another little bit of that snippet of it just like at the
end of the last one where the whole main episode had nothing to do with him about
all of the fighting and shit that's going on then after the fucking after
the credits then it's another little tidbit of fucking each go I don't know
but we're not gonna explore like we need we need to hurry up and get to this war
though technically we're in it well I know we're in it but I mean we need to
get to like the real action stuff I need to see each ago like in action I need to
see everybody in this final war I need it bro you need to chill I know I know and
it takes I know it takes a while to realize you're saying that but like have
you paid attention to any of the bleach community no okay that's why I get
annoyed with you about this no I don't know I don't follow the community I
follow the show in the manga but that's what I'm saying go find go find like a
YouTube creator that you like that or I can even send you some that'll like that
gives you the fill in between what's the difference in the manga isn't shit like
that and that talks about what you know that talks about within the community
and shit for the pure fact of like I'm not sure about what I want though I know
that but you also had a bro we are a nerd podcast dog so that's shit that we
have to pay attention to and we need to know about so like it you're not doing
as much legwork at least in that aspect I got you for so but it's like then if
you're gonna make comments and shit like that at least do a little bit of fucking
research so then you can be like oh this is fucking why instead of just like this
shit's fucking slow no I felt like that I felt like that last wine last couple
episodes were kind of slow to me but I'm used to bleach being like fucking boom
let's go and I also did just come from one piece I've been watching a lot of
one piece and a lot of even old bleach was like this but binging my hero and
everything I've been on that and demon slayer I'm on that fast pace kick shit
this is this is fast place yes and it's been so fucking long before I've
actually watched bleach I understand that to catch up on the new stuff I just I
want to get to the big battle I'm dying to see it and this beautiful animation
and the beautiful work these people have done yes and I know I know but saying
that you that you're being impatient in that like you're like I just I want it
now yeah well I am not you're not giving you're not giving respect to the fucking
story no I know so and also for the fact getting back to my original fucking
point is that the fights and shit that we're getting right now are fights and
shit that got fucking high that yeah minimalized within the manga that fucking
we're getting extensions up and shit like yeah I want to see them yeah it's
happening right now I need more this bad like the best I know I gotta watch this
guy fight like that's fucking some of that was some of like bits and pieces of
that have been extended and a little bit added more to because there's two
different people he's fucking fighting in that fight yeah be and they fucking
trade out and come back or whatever I gotta watch this episode that's way all
I forgot it was Saturdays though so I gotta build up dog you can't know shit
I know or even when it's fucking I didn't say was boring and not once did I
say it was boring sorry slow it was just slow you can't say it's slow when
literally they're through almost every fucking line or every scene is fucking
critical is which is fucked up critical information because I like the
storytelling of a lot of these it doesn't for bleach and how much I've
invested in the show I'm just I need to watch each ago whoop some fucking ass I
need to watch but I also didn't watch this newest episode that's why so but
again each you go eat like I said each I wasn't in it but there's a lot more
action just like fucking my hero like I need this big final battle animated I
need this final arc I need it now I'm impatient you know and it's
motherfuckers like you that fucking get shit rushed and then shit shitty quality
well no it's the you're the reason that fucking mongaka stories and fucking
early because you don't give them the because fucking fans won't give them the
adequate time to actually develop it the right way because they're too busy on
what I want and I want it now how the fuck are you supposed to get a good
goddamn story and keep it to the level of where you want to keep it this way and
have that impatient ass attitude I always said it I always said it for those
couple parts but that's what I'm saying but I've also invested so much time
because I mean we're we're what 400 400 chapters in my hero we're fucking a
thousand and then what is the fucking point of waiting another week or waiting
another month when that issue comes out yes it's building up hype it's building
up oh I know it's building up animosity within wanting to go get it and I'm
still gonna be there every time I know but it's just like being like getting
more it's just the community and shit like that and like learning more about
it likes emerging myself more into it like it's more of that attitude that
start it's literally that specific attitude because like do you understand
like mongaka's work until they're like 70 years old do you realize that I'm not
talking about like rush the content because I need it now I'm not that's
totally what it's like not because I know majority of video games end up like
that and a lot of shit and movies I don't mean it in the way of rush it so I
can get it it's more of I'm just impatient to wait the time for it like I
love the storytelling I like most of the slow parts for God's sakes I love the
fucking Eternals movie that everybody hates because it was storytelling it's
not anime but it was a good point same thing with the Thor movie everybody
hates these movies I loved them because I love love and thunder I thought it was
yeah but we like storytelling a lot of people liked it the big MCU people did
it but that's what I'm saying it's just more of the waiting shit I guess
motherfucker we waited ten years for this and it's like shut up be patient I
mean we waited ten years for this shit and we're getting everything that we
fucking asked for so it's and it's funny I know I know how the story ends I've
read it it's kind of like like the Harry Potter do you remember waiting for the
Harry Potter movies yeah but we read the books I read the I've read those so it's
like I already know what's happening right I want to I want to see to see
what's going it's gonna see what they do it's like I already know I understand
I'm not saying I don't get it no but that's what I mean I'm not trying to be
and I'm not saying necessarily you you're just like me when you get so
fucking over amped up and you're like no fuck that it's slow fuck you I need it
and I need it now yes it goes so it sounds like when you put that much
emphasis especially when you verbalize that fucking way to like just talking
about it specifically I can see it it's it's that attitude when people seriously
have that attitude is that's why manga that's why mangaka's will get fucking
sick these motherfuckers will work fucking work fucking 16 to 20 hours a
fucking day yeah like ma pas very notorious like ma pas over in Japan like
some of our favorite fucking animes and shit like that especially like right now
are being produced by Mapa and they have so many fucking people that are so
fucking overworked to put all this shit out because they've taken on so many of
these big fucking contracts and shit like right well I mean it's fucking
retarded I mean shout out everybody needs a break everything's fucking
everything they're putting out is fucking disgustingly good boy I was saying
earlier I need more demon slayer too the mangaka of Naruto like the original like
the mangaka who made fucking Naruto and shit
that fool's like 68 years old yeah see you don't want me to talk about that he
stopped he stopped writing like gave up when Boruto came on passed on Boruto to
fucking essentially who was like his right hand man on Naruto and then went
to actually go start a different manga and it only lasted for about a year and
then that fucking ended up fucking going away anyway and then he went back to
Boruto for that reason and for the reasoning of he wasn't really liking how
the dude was doing it and just going along with it and kind of like the
animation and shit like that for Boruto okay and so he never watched any of that
or the manga is awesome like the mom is amazing there's just some about Naruto
when it came out I think the anime turned me off on the manga and a lot of
that I was just the whole ninja thing I wasn't really for it still not really I
mean now they're like space ninjas though bro yeah it's like then they're
superheroes and I'm like I don't know I've just been waiting so they've
introduced they introduced a new doju to for Boruto and it's called the Jogon and
it's essentially supposed to be like supposedly it's like the doju to that
fucking was the fought like essentially was the progenitor progenitor of like
all the doju to is like the shining on the reigning on fucking the be ok gone
blah blah blah and for some reason like Borto has it Boruto has it nobody
else has ever seen it and the only way that you use the chose it he's main
character the only way that you can get it is to is by being an Otsosuke God
well in order to become an Otsosuke God you have to consume so many chocor
fruits so there's only one that's there's only one that's known of and they find
it I think like in the last like few months of the anime era of the Borto
manga they actually released the motherfuckers name and his name is Shibai
Otsosuke and what happens when you get I love how you can remember half of these
names and they do how do you know how long how much Borto I haven't won do you
know how long it took me most of it do you know how long it took me to remember
the name Todoroki it took me a while oh Todoroki so like show toe and all that
shoto totoro okay then you have that cool I can conjure Oh honjo rosy
Kamada there's a choco yeah Commodore Commodore Commodore yeah speaking of or
they say it in Japan Commodore Tantra yeah because it's backwards yeah your
your family family name is always first yeah your sir names yes because the
other name is an identifier is how they call it yeah which is weird it'd be like
last name technically that's how technically that's how you're supposed
to like even if you look at like looking at it professional like a professional
like name tag and shit like that like it's last name first name yeah like
that's just it's it's just still weird yeah different cultures but speaking of
that's why when we do mr. and mrs. and shit like that it's not the first names
it's last names because it's family speaking of Tondro mm-hmm I heard sword
smith village is on Netflix now or crunch roll the English dub is out is
what I was what I had heard no I haven't checked but I got an email I think it
was an email that cuz yeah they emailed me who Netflix does it had to have been
Netflix or crunchy roll this crunchy roll it was the crunch crunch new demon
slayer in English so yeah then after his last emotional fight Tondra journeys to
the sword smith village so yeah so it's English on crunchy roll the job so they're
yeah they either they're either airing it they're gonna do the same thing as
when they did it well though yeah they'll probably so they'll get they'll
do the full they'll do the full season and dub or in subbed and then they'll do
an airing of it in dubbed for everybody who only watches it and fucking English
and then they'll continue on to the next arc that's me I watched the whole I can't
do something I watched the whole thing in subbed I can't do something that shit
was so sick it's because I watch it while I'm doing other stuff I love how
they fucking just stepped up the animation the last fucking couple years I
watched I watched it fucking beginning of dude it's like what once you get into it
dude like yeah he's doing a lot more like but I do manga for the like the
animation like for the animation and shit like that like especially in this one in
the fights in this one you see Tondra using Sun Breathing more yeah and so
it's just like oh it's it's beautiful like just the animation and shit and the
way that it stepped up the last couple of years is just fucking beautiful
yeah get your yawning and watching this bitch use fucking Zenitsu's move yeah
slap this fool's cheeks chef's kiss mutha bene mutha bene it's a great time for
anime tis it's a great time are you ready for one piece live action are you
ready for it yeah I finished all thousand episodes I'm all caught I am all caught
up oh you're talking you're talking about the show yeah I was gonna say my
hand finished me last night like Mortal Kombat oh shit she was talking yeah no I
got it I got it I just want to do the weird look no I didn't finish thousand
episodes I'm just kidding I was gonna say bro you haven't done shit for a month
except watch one piece that's what I'm saying and then shit for a month I think
I'm on 70 something I'm almost I'm almost to 100 even broke a hundred yet
no I'm on what's the next one right after right after East Blue whatever
that one is it was a great one yeah they're yeah entering the grand line
that's the one I'm on right now yep so they just got their fucking so that they
just compass thingy to guide them to each island and shit yeah that's where
that's where I'm at right now but I'm kind of excited for this live action
oh yeah it's weird is well after just finally watching it I've never watched
one piece before I've known about it I've never watched it told you what
pieces I know and it just for some reason back then when it was airing I'm
over here like I just can't wait for the six in the next month it was weird
because it was like when it started area you realize like it just wasn't for me
that comes out you have to watch that episode so we can talk about it like I
don't give a fuck if it makes no sense to you you have to watch that episode
so we can talk about it I'll watch it you know I was in shit I'm gonna I'm
gonna know the story going on you know I'll watch it you're gonna be like who
the fuck's Kaido and I'm gonna see if it gives me ultra instinct vibes like
everybody says it's going to I don't understand why is it so fucking hyped up
I'm seeing so much about it and so much about how the animations taking this
long and they're putting all of this effort in this effort this ever it is
one single episode 20 something minutes long what is so here fact that Luffy so
it seems like they're I hold on I have to get into a little bit of spoilers
like so that's why I'm gonna have to spoil some shit dude I'm there's so many
episodes so far I know you can't spoil much but that's what like okay so Luke
what's Luffy's power he's a power of imagination right now when you see him
and where you're at what is Luffy's power the gun well you're comparing
where I'm at compared to where they are okay so it I know I know what his power
is but that's a future but yes I'm breaking it down a little bit so like
the stretchy man yeah yeah so he's the gum gum fruit the rubber rubber fruit
yes supposedly so what and I think I've talked about this with you before so
what his devil fruit actually is it's not the gum gum fruit it's the Nika Nika
fruit yeah yeah the Nika Nika fruit model or no the Hita Hita fruit model
Nika yeah whatever yeah Sun God yeah and so essentially what he's doing it's not
necessarily what what he can do with his imagination because if it was fully to
that then he could just fucking create shit out of nowhere he can warp shit to
his imagination within a reason because essentially what he can do is he can
take the take his rubber ability quote unquote yeah and stretch pretty much
anything around him so like time space fucking blah blah blah at least yeah
time and space is the theory which is what I've been but yeah so the reason
why in my personal opinion why the animation and everything is taking so
long is because everything essentially within the episode is gonna go like
old-school cartoon where like there's one part in the manga when they're
fighting when Kaido and Luffy are fighting in Luffy's full fucking gear
five that like they get shocked and their eyes pop out of their motherfucking
head like an old-school fucking cartoon so like there's a bunch of shit like
that within the epics or within that chapter hmm so like that's going to take
a long time to a anime or BCG depending on how they do it and I feel like this
would definitely be one of those where like this is probably gonna be a very
highly CG episode because there's a lot of like thunder lightning fast movement
super stretchy imaginative shit like fuck it all over the fucking place so
tournament power type shit more like like who frame Roger Rabbit cartoon type
shit like you know I'm animation wise I know I know the old cartoon you're
talking about yeah so I'm just saying like that's not all but yes that new
animation kind of like Dragon Ball that you know Dragon Ball super I just new
animation shit I mean I get the whole gear five it's just so that's that's all
I see like you're talking about me not being in the community I might not be
paying attention to the bleach side but that's why I'm saying I'm balls deep in
the one piece community and I'm not even like that big of a fan but that's all I
see I mean obviously you fucking are if you're that deep into it it's just I'm
trying to see what all the hype was about and now I kind of like it so I'm not a
fan but I'm a fan I'm not a stan but I'm a fan no you're a fucking stan no I'm a
stan for my hero okay you are fucking hero killer scene I'm a stan for that
stain I'm a stan hero killer stay yeah I know I'm a stan stan stain stan
fucking shit stain that's the fucking truth I just I just don't know why it
was so overhyped it's all I see but I guess I'm not fucking super I'm not
wait to see how I get to him but I'm like way down here and you guys are way
up here so of course my expectations gonna be way different but I will watch
it I should probably I'll probably go watch a couple episodes before so it's
just so I can get a feel and then I'll watch gear 5 so it's like this is
because this is the tail end this was the start of fighting Kaido and gear 5
was essentially like the start of that like plateau in apex to like start that
fucking down kick because if I remember and it yeah yeah because if I remember
correctly I think we're on the last arc of one piece yeah that's what I heard if
I if I remember cuz they're like they're on like issues like what 12 12
so I don't have they broke have they broke 1100 I think they did I think
don't quote me because I know in the manga they're in wano right now and I
haven't heard anything recently about it's been a lot of like let me do some
research who Zoro's like ancestors are and stuff like that I was like I think
the next thing after wano and as they finished wano I think the next thing
after this is the let's see is the tail end I think it's the last bit of go okay
finding the one no we haven't broke 11 yet 1088 okay my bad my honestly don't
I thought we were on see I don't see one piece going more than like yeah and 1088
1300 episodes I really don't just literally came out today yeah I was gonna
say I don't see them fucking you don't see them going to 12 no I don't see them
make I don't see them going past like 13 honestly cuz they're trying like you can
you can wrap up a lot of shit in a hundred episodes or like 100 chapters but
I mean I think they could do it yeah I mean is it possible yes but like is
there already in the tail they finished the one oh they finished the one oh arc
which was fucking like the last little bit of the keep seeing this everybody
keeps sharing this picture of him on the throne with a hat yeah the crown and
everything that's gonna be the end right yeah him finding the one piece becoming
the pirate king yeah and then I'm hearing some shit about Brooke which I'm
not to that part in the anime but I know who I know Brooke huh Rook the skeleton
dude yeah yeah that's a rook not Brooke it's Brooke yeah but they say it's they
call him Rook yeah but it's if you read it yeah it's Brooke yeah so I just call
him Brooke yeah it's a rook okay see cuz I'm not to that part of the anime but
I've read it mm-hmm but apparently from what I remember they call him Rook not
Brooke or maybe it's just broke but you just don't hear the B maybe I don't know
oh no he's a skeleton but I keep hearing some shit about we're watching the show
through his eyes and that the ending is gonna be kind of like he's telling a
story kind of like Thor love and thunder was in a way heard that and that and
that like once once he becomes the pirate king and some like they've all
long gone and dead and broke still alive yeah he's a skeleton yeah cuz of his
fucking devil fruit that he ate yeah so he's essentially mortal or is immortal
yeah and that he's like the skeleton skeleton fruit or some shit yeah and so
it's like he's oh fuck what was it he's telling the story of the great
pirate king ever type shit yeah which is Luffy so that's that's where I'm
believing mm-hmm I've heard that a lot too I'm not fucking up there so I got
over the top this is just for a while I haven't heard that theory for a while
yeah I just I just randomly I'll come across videos on like Facebook reels and
tiktoks but my heroes in a comeback soon that's in its final art that's what
I've heard was that we're getting ready to I think they're gonna start
beginning working on season 7 animation wise yeah in my personal opinion when
they do that shit they should like let them get to the point where they will
the manga fucking complete the fucking art that there are arts that they're
gonna fucking animate so now we don't get all this filler bullshit well we're
not gonna have we get what that means we get less animation and bigger chunks at
one time we've got like a good a hundred and some episodes I think but that's
what I'm saying I think they're gonna try within I think season 7 and 8 I
think is when they're gonna try I don't think we're getting a seat for my hero I
don't think we're gonna season 8 I think I think how they do season 7
especially with the way season 6 ended the way the whole vigilante arc started
and then we're going into the final arc I think season 7 20 20 30 episodes boom
done I think that's where we're gonna go because it's it's legit like one big
giant fight we've had a hot like 50 issues of one big fight hmm like your
typical shonen yeah your big one for yeah the big last fucking villain but
yeah because of that is a fun fight to ends it all yeah because season 6 ended
at 328 there's 395 right now so my best 70 I thought we were over a hundred yeah
we're at 395 and it's we're in the big I'm trying not to spoil it for you I
haven't I haven't I haven't read the last like three or four chapters but
we're finally getting into the big Deku fight the big big big fight it's just
been a whole bunch of like all the side characters fighting like they wrapped up
Todoroki and you know his dad yeah now the last one was a jobby and then
Ochako and Toga yep for the fucking sad man's parade yep and then they were
gonna get ready to because they already did Bakugo mm-hmm in his sacrifice type
shit which was good for his character yeah his character was he supposed to
come back I heard he's supposed to come back he I've heard a rumor that he's gonna
come back and help Deku in that final file probably and they're gonna fucking
go G to this shit they're gonna scissor me Sharon
ah dude
scissor me Sharon oh god yeah oh yeah daddy love South Park some pie
on each other you just fucking spark something that I wanted to talk about oh
I'm ready to go I guess I know you are I recorded I screen recorded them on
tik-tok have you you've been on tik-tok recently ish we've seen a lot of the
live videos no avoid those these fucking idiots are sitting here they're fucking
I know they're teenagers they're sitting there acting acting air quote like NPCs
have you seen that shit no okay hold on there there's short videos but I screen
recorded them because I wanted to talk to you about them on the podcast I
totally fucking forgot because it is absolutely and I'm gonna say this word
and I don't care who's offended it's fucking retarded my attention span is
so like here this type of shit bro look that's the type of shit these people be
doing record that in the mic
don't don't follow her don't fuck that this is the type of I've recorded like
three different people doing this stupid dumb shit do I guarantee you she's that
she's one of those chicks that you're gonna go into her there just hold on
shut up not done she's one of those chicks that you're gonna go into her
bedroom and she's gonna have a fuck ton of plushies or fucking pillow pets what
the fuck ever and she's gonna have a name and a backstory for each one of them
now I'm gonna let you know my guys hold on I'm still not done still not done I'm
gonna let you know my boys fucking believe it that's what I'll let you know
my boys one of two things might happen there might be a third option third
options run I'm gonna start that with this that's the first option no that's
the third option because the first option is you are about to have some of
the bombest pussy of your life that's like that fucking gone skits for oh yeah
no do you know hold on she's doing it they're doing a whole lot of weird shit
that you fucking don't want to take back home to mom you know I'm saying number
two you're probably about to die so then insert option number three and get the
fuck out of there yeah but if you don't think you're gonna die and she like she
actually starts like getting naked so well just just be prepared that she
might try and fuck it here's another one I don't I don't I'm done why I don't
want to watch the first one I wanted to just I know what it NPC is do but I know
how NPCs act you go up you click a they have some fucking assortment of fucking
phrases they tell you a drop menu pops up and you put it in her mouth I didn't
expect that any kind of games are you playing ones you find the ones you find
on ads and porn sites oh Jesus I'm lonely I'm so lonely yeah I have no I
masturbate alone oh I just I don't know I was scrolling on
tik-tok and I see a lot of people doing it and I'm just like what the fuck what
this is why our country is retarded no no I just wanted your no no no no I
recorded a couple videos I wanted to show you that no that's a contributing
factor of this country gone right yeah correction yeah but it's not the main
anyways so this has been tenacious geeks we love you guys um really not in the
mood to give you like some like super spiritual fucking outro like I normally
do so bullshit you've done it for 21 episodes shut up
tired of you telling me how to live my life let me do my outro quit with the
chiming in peanut gallery I'm putting my fucking foot down the intro and the
outro are mine you can say whatever the fuck you want
audible shit in the middle you didn't put your foot down okay I will put this
down at four miles an hour at your head because I'm not sure if I could throw
any faster than that at this moment I don't think I don't never mind I was I
don't think you can hit four miles an hour going three feet so I don't think
you would hit that fast you gotta have a good throw and by the time it reaches
the extension of your arm it's already in my face I just need a quarter rotation
for miles per hour my boy but shut the fuck up do your outro thanks for coming
by we appreciate you we love you go fuck yourself
geeks up whoa I love you that's not a good outro though I told you I wasn't doing anything spiritual no we don't need any spiritual
don't tell the viewers you'll fuck themselves why I tell you to go fuck
yourself all time that's me that's us this is they like listening to that yeah
aren't they part of the family all right I don't know them to go fuck themselves
why that's how I talk to my family am I wrong no you got a good point but okay I
tell them I love them I tell them we appreciate them I tell them that if they
never if they ever need anything they can reach out the same should I say to
my family and my friends that I consider my family so along with that comes the
special privileges of telling them to I love you and in the most respectfully
disrespectful way possible okay we appreciate you we always appreciate the
clicks you know that we love you guys and we only want you to fuck off a
little bit not completely off that means you won't come listen anymore so of
course not we got to give you a little rant I got to give you a little hazing
because that's how I treat the ones that I love and we do appreciate you guys and
we do appreciate every click and every listen every viewer that we get to come
into TG and y'all are the Geekers and we do love you yeah I'm not going to end it
with a go fuck yourself I'm gonna end it with and go fuck yourself