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Hey guys this is Jake the chaotic while we have some downtime I figured I would re-upload a few
episodes from my other podcast ADHD guys featuring Fergie and figured we'd show you the full birth of
the ho-dindja now bear with us we were still learning this was episode 12 I was trying to
think of a good intro to give you guys but screw it just get right into it so this is part one of
call me the home ninja enjoy
all right welcome to another episode of ADHD with James and Will I'm James I'm Will and we got a
very special guest this week go ahead and introduce yourself sir hi everybody I'm Fergie I am a twitch
former twitch streamer just switched over to Facebook if you want to find me on Facebook it is
Fergie F-E-R-G-I just to be simple not to be confused with that singer from the black eyed
peas yeah yeah we just have the same last name so you know it's just it is what it is is that even
her last name Fergusson is actually her last name her name is Stacey Ferguson yeah that's why that's
why it's Fergie I don't know what it is every Ferguson I have ever met has been called Fergie
I agree every single Ferguson I've ever met they go by their last name and nobody knows their first
name that's yeah it's just like we're just a flock of Fergs I mean the first ASAP Ferg yeah
like I don't even know what that guy's name is we just know him as ASAP Ferg so Ferguson apparently
yep exactly maybe like that was something I was curious about that because like Fergie's last
name being Ferguson and I was like well I wonder if ASAP Ferg is last name Ferguson I looked it up
yep it's Ferguson once I read that fucking close the window and I was over it are you are you all
related to probably I mean you're missing a whole lot of black my man yeah but still I haven't done
my genealogy I'm gonna need that number for ASAP who fucking knows bro I'm gonna need that ASAP
phone number bro at that family meeting ASAP other Ferg from one Ferg to another like can you do
this all right my man I can't rap for shit but what's up what's good Fergie it's funny because
he actually can rap though see we rapped we used to rap together and rap together yeah yeah see
no I just memorize other people's lyrics and I'm happy with that so if anybody you get to if
anybody does want to check him out he's on my shit he goes by General Zerg with a Z not an F yep so
just be and that was huge Toy Story fan growing up like Emperor Zerg growing up like we never
stopped being Toy Story fans I mean adult now so like I mean it got pretty fucking adult on the
last one dude for fucking real they're talking about abandonment and shit like I mean that shit
hit way too close to home I had to turn it off it's like you go away yeah that was my favorite
shit got real my favorite was Forky trash I say that Forky was dope randomly throughout the day
oh your fucking place trash yeah I will I will seriously because trash trash I'll look at other
people's worlds trash I work with two Hispanic dudes and just start walking around trash like
fuck that's a man dude it's like I put it in that's not written a racial issue racial statement I'm
not saying it to be mean I mean the timing I'm just clearing it up yeah no I'm not saying it to be
mean but like dude I've listened to so much like Hispanic music at work bro I just I have to put
in my headphones I can't do it no more I can't do it no more dude I'll listen to absolutely anything
the only time I've gotten any guff was when classical popped on other than that like depending
on the classical I'd be like part parquet like I mean now because I work with Hispanic people
randomly if I can just talk so no now all of a sudden you can speak fluent no not fluent no it's
broken as shit like no it's American white trash Spanish it's not fluid yes white trash yeah what
do they call that Spanglish Spanglish yeah but here's the thing fucking um I've played like I have a
Hispanic guy that I work with David dude's cool as oh dude they're funny as shit oh you're taking
shit at me sometimes funny or fuck and here's the thing like he'll be like hey man what's up with
the music because I always I always have music going on and that motherfucker will sit there and
I'll I'll jam oldies all day long because it that's the most I love like job neutral music like
there's upbeat and then there's soft and you know sensual like in case you're in one of those tight
spots well everybody loves old school rock too well here's the thing it also doesn't have any
curse words a lot of times these new age songs fucking bitch I fucking did this to this Halloween
stripping and it's like it's like at that point like you just get annoyed you can hear the same
tempo repeatedly for only so fucking long yeah that's why I stopped like stop following like
hardcore mainstream a long time ago like a long time I mean there's some there's some that I like
but then I also don't really listen to newer shit oh no but whatever tyga has been putting out lately
is dope see I haven't even fucked you last thing I heard from him was Rack City dude and that was only
because I was in the strip club bitch I'm T Rob blood on my paws it's like he's been taking like
all of the old nostalgic music we grew up listening to and remixing them all oh shit and like oh it's
great he did that one with uh he took two live crew oh shit we want some pussy and remixed it
into a dope song you've heard that one hold on don't say into a dope song that shit was dope
when it came out I know that's a classic storytime time out tech storytime with will fucking so I was
in a in a retirement community I was helping my buddy's grandma work on her car I would say that
is not a good intro well I said no here's the thing it had a fucking golf course and shit like
people are just cruising on these golf buggies to get home and shit it was it was actually really
fucking cool bro I'm in a car I'm in old school legacy had fucking crazy stereo loud exhaust and
I had all the windows down yeah and that song came on and I fucking cranked it all these fucking old
geriatric cats are sitting up there like and I'm just we want some it was the funniest shit because
one dude almost crashed his little fucking go car his golf cart because he's trying to like what is
this whippersnapper doing and I'm just like driving like an idiot like I wasn't even going fast I was
going like I was going like five miles an hour the speed limit in there was 15 and I'm like you're
not there being a dipshit it was so funny and it was the best just I wish I had a camera just to
look at their reactions because that was like too perfect fuck yeah if I if I had like you know how
girls nowadays like that tik tok trend like oh I wore these and then I went to the grocery store
and had my camera in my back pocket and then they just still shot people staring at their ass or
something yeah I wish I had like GoPros on my car so that I could fucking just so you can go back
and watch the 360 cameras up on the on the roof no just to get that car that car was a death trap
on its own no matter how you look at it it like there was a drunk lady violation yeah there was a
drunk lady so my mom used to live right next to a bar a drunk lady I remember that in the both of my
fucking passenger doors oh here's the thing here's the thing they were angled this like opposite
directions but somehow she made it across bam tried to straighten out bam hit my rear door
tonight come out like because the one car I ever owned that had an alarm bitch the fuck and she's
like she's like why are you calling the police cuz bitch like you just hit my car trying to drive
off what are you talking about because bitch it was so bad because I just terrible I did not get it
and then after like the ladies in cuffs her mom and sister show up because it wasn't her car she
had no license she was all she was very fucking evidently insert chameleon air song try and catch
me riding dirty right and so her mom and sister was sitting up there like I don't know why you
called the police my mom was right there and I'm sitting up there my mom didn't say anything to
them I was like you stupid bitch and I start going off the deep end on these ladies and
my mom's like hey shut up he shut up I don't know if you've caught on to any of these episodes you
listen to you listen to mama yeah you listen to mama have you is my mom then you know if you know
you know I've only met her a couple of times but like oh yeah no she's my mom she she definitely
carries fucking herself she's a beast yeah she was very sweet very when I met her very sweet
then when you did I never gave her I never had the opportunity to piss her off to find that out in
the stories that I'm hearing he got in and he got out real quick hey I mean sometimes that's the way
it has to happen she looked at me and be like I've met you before haven't I yes ma'am like oh you're
so sweet you're familiar man I remember it was always the yes ma'am then she left me the fuck
hello uh-huh that was it that's all you needed to know the one thing is that and when you call you always say hello yep I can't even tell you how many times I had girls trying to call to talk to me and don't you know how to fucking say hello and then I get
cussed out and in trouble because I didn't let them know beforehand to say hello I'm like I got I didn't know they were calling I called and got cussed out because I didn't say hello I was like hey
you definitely have like when you were younger like when you called certain people you remembered how to answer the phone after your butt like one time your buddy got their ass chewed out so they chewed your ass out or like you just got chewed out because you were already to that point with the family
you get double chewed out you got ass the fucking phone bro you really you just got us both chewed the fuck out you're lucky I don't fight you like right like and here's the thing it's always the worst when they're friends that know exactly
you know the fucker you knew this you knew this and still fucked it up
she just took ten seconds off my life
yeah exactly but here's the thing especially if you were around frequently she's fucking you up too
oh yeah oh yeah there ain't no way that was me
dude yeah my parents my parents did the same shit to you too yeah
yeah you forgot your manners at the door you're getting your ass kicked out
you rode my mom's bus didn't you
yes I did
that's what it yeah
his mom was my school bus driver growing up
my mom's still to this day my stepmom still to this day is a bus driver
that's legit she's not driving she went back she went back to regular ed though she's not driving
she's got she's got uh yeah since uh she's got like started riding the bus stuff to go to school my mom's like nope I'm driving regular ed bus so I can drive my baby
she sounds she sounds like a saint because I don't have the patience for it
oh dude she is a fucking saint bro
yeah she's the sweetest lady
just as she will it's like your mom's super sweet but bro if you were one of the kids you're gonna fuck you up
yeah you know you're gonna fuck up
you gonna learn today
I remember we brought uh the hot tub over there uh-huh to their house she started cussing everybody out
because it almost fell oh dude and we had mama wanted her hot tub what did we have was it like
we were using fucking pvc pipe to try to roll it across the lawn and shit from the street of this little hill
yeah we couldn't carry it so we rolled it standing up
bro it's so funny oh it was so funny
rolling it and then somebody was in the back they'd grab the pipe put it in the front
go in the back grab the pipe put it in the front and it almost tipped over she's out there you
motherfuckers you better not fuck under the hot tub
even my dad's out there helping us half drunk
oh man he's like oh god don't get me in trouble
he's like don't piss your mama you're fucking helping old man
right yeah all right it was so great
today I want to touch on
you know well since you two said you you rapped together before music what is the song that
like hit you to the core currently oh dude fucking lucas graham seven years
still oh they came out like four years ago
oh bro dude it was fun I hadn't listened to that song me and the old lady were going through a
really tough spot I was fighting fucking like coming out of fighting depression real hard
and shit like that like coming out of it yeah and like I was sitting there before work bro
and like this song came on I'm like oh yeah bro this is my cut like I haven't listened to this
shit and I was sending you get emotional bro dude fucking the second verse started and I'm
fucking crying I'm like why why like I don't understand this like every time that song always
makes me feel some type of way like yeah I think it's like it's a good ass song though
I think it's an amazing song especially like the end of it like when he's talking about like
you know I hope I still have my you know hope my kids will come and see me and shit like that
and like yeah I mean that's real you know yeah like growing up the way that I did and shit like
that my dad being a long-haul truck driver and shit and growing up in a step family like
dude I think about that shit heavily still to this day like you know the classic you know young dad
stuff like fuck am I gonna be good enough like you know oh dude we all go through that so hard
we all go through that every day so hard dude mine is um save me by jelly roll oh dude somebody
say yeah I love that song it doesn't even matter like I understood what he went through because
I've you know you've been through him oh yeah not been through you followed him oh yeah so I've been
a jelly roll fan for a long time so like we know I just recently heard him okay dude I've been I've
been a jelly roll fan since that song was like straight 100 pure oh about and so like references
from him and friends of his and going to prison oh yeah drug addiction alcohol addiction but even
if you listen to it those words speak oh volume just about anything volumes yeah like I've never
been to prison I've never I've had an addiction I'm not saying I've been in jail I mean I've been to
jail I've never been to prison yeah I've been counting time in jail yes I did a month I didn't
do anything crazy but not enough I want to stay on the air yeah she did a couple I did a couple
weeks a month it's not even that bad no it's it's not like but for me the shittiest part about being
locked up or like just the whole concept of it and like what I was experience that I did it's the
isolation like the fucking not having anything to do okay whatever it's being stuck in that little
room with that many fucking people and it's like oh god no I don't like this the longest sit down
I had was what I got sentenced to nine months serve seven yeah but yeah it was just the fact
that like okay so I've never been to prison I never had a drug addiction like that right but
something about that song just saved me from myself well that's it well you know it doesn't
have to be an addiction to anything for you to be fighting like no I don't know about like
that's what I mean yeah for the previous episodes dude like depression's a bitch but it's like it'll
hit it is so I'll be I'll be in my truck driving and that song will come on my playlist and just
next thing I know there's tears coming down I don't even know what it's about I call that hit in that musical G-spot you know
like I don't know about that because the name of the episode right there musical G-spot oh geez I hope
not but um clickbait no but mine mine is dear alcohol by Dax that shit that was a good song
because that will he that he points out a super significant part to you well yeah because he he
actually in one of the verses he actually says that he's chasing that man um that he is when he
drinks he's cocky confident and doesn't know how much think like it's almost like he fucking hits
because I I remember I've told stories on here like I was just a fucking I didn't care yeah like
that doesn't matter when you're going to jail like that's what totally that attitude is what
led me going to jail it's almost like selling drugs oh no I I most times I made it that made my uh
great escape before the police showed up well it's almost like he listened to our podcast and then
wrote that for you like that was you've literally explained that's what no you explained that entire
song already well and that's what that's almost word for word it's not even though it's not even
that it's necessarily written for him like a good artist like a truly good artist like Dax or jelly
roll or like just two that we've been talking about like we'll write music that calibrates
to multiple different people like yeah even if they have no I didn't mean like he actually relevant
yeah no I get what you're saying but like I wanted to break that down a little bit more so like
essentially like people that aren't like us that have been involved in music and like to make music
and have for years like and more is not like a hobby instead of necessarily like a full passion
like we've dabbled and done our own thing of course we have to understand what we're doing
what we're playing with how to understand I'm not gonna lie and I know you'll back me up on this but
it's really hard to put your emotion into a song if it's not if it's not something that you are not
fully like not even you like for me I had a hard time writing anything personal in anything I wanted
to wrap well the reason I've I feel like I like I can confidently stand on stating that that's
because nine times out of ten men are conditioned to yeah it's like no absolutely you don't want to
share that innermost part of yourself because it's been frowned upon and looked down it was like okay
if I put this out what we're preaching what's gonna happen about like men's mental health
I wish it would have came like 10 years ago people have been preaching about women's mental health
and like everybody else's mental health that's not a male the in yeah but now it's now it's being more
except yeah now it's accepted it's like okay yeah we were we were raised completely fucking wrong
like oh yeah no no we weren't raised wrong it is from an emotional standpoint from an emotional
standpoint we were completely raised wrong yeah absolutely like mental health like structure we
were we were brought up and fucking built into our head to you do not show emotion you fucking
bottle that shit up and if you're not then that's okay I mean it's not big Sean he had a line and he
was talking about like school taught him how to do certain things but not how to um how to handle
anxiety like shit like that like oh fact or how to do your taxes yeah but on the like fuckers with
that like I'm actually really happy that men's mental health is actually being talked about
like really not this big taboo thing anymore like well I mean it's still in the in that realm it's
still under that umbrella but there are more people there are more men that are actually
openly talking about their shit like me yeah well I'm a fucking open book now but you just
seen me five years ago dude for real you're not gonna know shit until it explodes yep and so
I that's why I say I really wish that this was more of a fucking thing 10 years ago well that's
maybe in my adulthood I could have handled life you know it's so like knowing not stepping forward
all three of us being fathers sitting here like the best thing that we can do having that past
traumatic experiences and stuff like that is do the best that we can you gotta get a little bit
closer sir to raise our kids to raise our kids to understand that that is okay yeah like don't let
anybody talk down to you because you're upset or you're frustrated like I turned 30 this year if
I get extremely frustrated about something like I'll start crying like for absolutely no reason
like just because I'm purely frustrated to that point like completely random but I gotta say this
you guys you guys realize you have the same birthday just so you know really you don't have
to say it on the air yeah how are you doing but yes you guys share the same birthday yeah birthday
buddy I just wanted to throw it out what is anybody gonna do with my birthday oh shit he mentioned
birthday so I just I had to put that out that you guys do share a birthday that's cool same thing
with my sister 89 okay 92 nice I just wanted to I didn't mean to interrupt but I just want to throw
that out there I'll tell you off you guys in your Gemini shit okay it makes it makes eyes twitch
keep my scales over here bro anyways but anyways yeah so it's funny because I'm turning 32 yep
yeah no I'm past that yeah you know what my 30th birthday was by far one of the best because I was
actually sober yeah that was that was the year I decided I'm done and where you're at now yeah
like yeah now I'm it's weird like I will admit you know how many from like how many different people
I've met or known like personally that have gone that have gotten sober like I have heard that line
so many times but it feels weird yeah no it's just it's weird it's not that it feels weird
because it doesn't like and correct me if I'm wrong it's not that it feels weird it's just the
fact of that switching even from that even a long time afterwards like it's just weird you're in
scenarios where like if you put yourself in that scenario before like yeah no like for instance
nope it's not gonna go down exactly like for instance concerts right yeah before I bet they're
way more enjoyable fucking sober now well when I was when I maybe not the mosh pit I don't know
for real I don't like crowds right I hate crowds so for years I never went to concerts and um so
with that I just avoided them and if I was there I was hammered out of my mind because that's the
only time you can enjoy actually well he could just not even enjoy the crowd just be in the crowd
yeah exactly like drunk mosh pit here's the thing I the um the hospital bill after some of them
afterwards see me I was always bigger than everybody so it didn't really matter to me
no see it matters to the little guy I never went into the mosh pit because I'm like no no no no
no I didn't I get clocked and from like being a fighter so like I started trying to Muay Thai
and stuff at like 12 grew up boxing my cousins and like the side yard and shit like that started
cage fighting is in high school as an amateur like somebody tagged me hard enough bro it's just
instantaneous like okay wait wait wait wait yeah see to me I'm looking for the big dude because
he's the one that's gonna throw me into the next dude and then that's where the fun starts well and
see that's the thing the people that I know that go to mosh pits aren't trying to just bump like
they're doing they want to old school fucking like 90s mosh pit fucking they're throwing hands and
elbows yeah see but the fun part is being thrown okay I don't mind being thrown around like that's
dope but I'm not trying to catch a fucking right hook and then no nobody the fuck literally just
focus on that motherfucker beat their ass and then just go back so it like no I'm not trying to
catch a question hang on okay my so my thing is is like write it down I went to write the question
down I went to a fucking um oh what is it it's fucking really serene it's like a damn it there
was this group called pathfire the reggae there's a reggae concert okay super mellow super fucking
chill I'm losing my mind I got hammered because there's too many people it's not hype enough for
you no it's not even that it wasn't hype enough it was just the crowd around people crowd anxiety
and so I'm sitting up there I'm like fuck these people my lady's in the back just she's dancing
by herself she's I'm about to fight five dudes that have nothing to do with her for no fucking
reason no reason in it was just because they're too close it looked foolish but then there was
this dude a couple of buddies that were a couple of guys I never met before actually like one of
them he's a friend now his name's Brody he was a fighter but he was actually making sure I was
straight like there was a fire pit outside and I just sat by it and just that's cool drinking
myself to death dude most and he was just like hey how you doing how you feeling you want to
try and go inside if you don't that's cool we'll hang and he completely missed the entire concert
hanging out with me like complete stranger and like that's fucking cool I had him on facebook
me and him like we'll say something every once in a while right and fucking like that's the
coolest shit but then being sober I went to fucking um what was it messed uh bowling for soup and
real big fish I'm still mad about that bowling for soup concert dude I wanted to go so bad it was so
weird because they're like yeah everybody jump I'm still working on my crowd anxiety so suddenly
there's a bunch of sweaty grown ass men like jumping like rubbing against me I'm like I'm gonna
hurt everyone you all will die big concerts like that'd be fine yeah but you also like performed
in concerts it definitely there's a difference in my caliber of stage fright and yours no being up
on stage is a whole different kind of stage fright even having a microphone like the only reason this
is okay for me is because I see everybody who sees me and I'm not in front of a whole spectator
that's what I'm saying bro you when you have a bunch of little beady ass eyes pointing back at
you bro like it's a my buddy Jeff's been trying to get me to fucking like karaoke like oh yeah
see and that's what like I gotta be in the mood for that shit no I've never done it off I'll sing
karaoke all night no I've never done it that's the way I'll stand next to him in the fucking
if I'm getting pushed to do it if people are like go sing go sing them not fuck you I ain't doing it
no he's the kj he's the kj at a bar in town and he fucking he's like one of these days I'm gonna
fucking get you I'm gonna get you I'm gonna get you bitch because as far as I've heard I actually
have a good singing voice and I wouldn't know your voice sounds like that the thing for me puppy
no so his cousin is the kj or was the kj at oscars for the longest time okay yeah yeah that's my
cousin yeah okay so big shout out duane yeah we love that guy um every single weekend he's at three
monkeys now is he oh he's the kj yep um shout out to them too but um every weekend when I was there
drinking he already knew exactly what song I wanted to sing and so I'm already up there as soon as I
come walking up he goes I got you I got you and it was always that bartender song no bartender
I don't know why but it was always that song because it's just fun and then I did just sing
that song and be dumb like I tried bohemian rap city one time that was I was not having that
oh no I can not do I did you have to there's certain songs to like if you're gonna sing those
songs you gotta do it good like if you butcher it bro you're gonna get laughed at you're gonna get
booed but that's the best part when you're like you're gonna get booed if you're gonna do that
then you make sure it's like super super late in the night everybody's already fucking hammered so
they can't tell either way I've actually gotten like people have been mad as fuck at me because
like friends of mine will go up there and they'll fuck they'll be too drunk to fucking even hold the
mic and I'm like boo I paid I paid good money for this show this sucks and then stay and then
here's the thing somebody in the crowd would be a white knight and be like hey hey don't pick on
him it's like trying me and I drove that motherfucker here bro that's one of my homies I get to do this
what you talking about bro I got the homie pass where's your pass at bitch you talk shit see what
happens motherfucker exactly like you boo my friend watch what happens next I'm gonna smack you so
quick now I'm gonna give you the will smith treatment yep you're about to be chris rock
keep my friend's fucking name out of your mouth
I do have a question for you okay that's a serious question for you will yeah
you gotta stop laughing first I know stop making me laugh um I'm trying to figure out the best way
to word it but essentially what's the weirdest experience you've had uh being sober compared
to being drunk other than a concert you hold on and then I got another one after that just to stack
on top of it that's okay um like the weirdest just out of fucking mind experience like it depends
like are you talking about good bad and different well just because you general because you explained
how it was weird you know going from what you were to how you are now it's been a few years you've
been sober so I guess but doing something drunk compared to how you do it sober is an example of
like the difference between like what you would not even the difference but like just the weirdest
experience you've had that's so completely off the weirdest experience I've had yeah is facing myself
that's been the weirdest and hardest fucking part of it I think that is like the realest 100
percent answer you're gonna give me that I got serious that's not what I was expecting
because I mean that's the truth that's the whole heart that's the part of recovery that a lot of
people don't pay attention to yeah they don't like that's one of those things it's in the fine
print well that's it you're trying you're trying to fix a problem you're the problem if you don't
handle what's causing that or how to deal with that problem how are you going to fix it well the
thing is is that a lot of uh like in a lot of the groups a lot of people they'll they'll tell
they'll tell it for an impactful story they'll tell their story for an impact which is great
because it is like the people who did it I mean I don't I don't personally go there anymore but I
will forever be grateful for rock bottom recovery in Vancouver and I do believe they have another
one in Kelso if you're looking for help definitely look them up they're fucking killer but it's it
my choice in recovery was I like I mentally geared it differently like everybody's talking about
uh like in the rooms everybody was talking about how recovery changed their life and things like
that and living with your sickness but what I wanted to do is have that uh have that recovery
but at the same time still exist so what that room taught me was how to face my addiction and
what I decided outside of that room is to live with that like I needed to have a life because
the time spent in those rooms was very important significant but at the same time
the lessons I learned can only go so far if I'm just staying in a room that makes sense so I left
that seat in order for someone else who needs it more than me and if people hit me up and
want to talk about their recovery that's why I post my uh that's why I state what my fucking
Instagram is like hit me up yeah it's not an issue to me like that's the that's the whole purpose of
recovery fan mail hitting you up haven't you yeah I have and I really do hope that like
I've been helpful in the beginning steps of their recovery like whether it be me on the mic talking
about my life my experiences hopefully that helps somebody if it does fuck yeah if it doesn't I
don't know what to tell you big shout out to them too for actually making yeah exactly like oh yeah
to you're fucking you're amazing because you had the courage to hit up a fucking
random person a voice on a fucking mic on the internet spotify exactly or whatever you're
listening to it like so kudos to them you're absolutely amazing you're gonna fucking make it
all you got to do what it what worked for me was realizing that I needed to do something greater
than myself my existence is greater than me so at the beginning it was being a father
everything I do is fine dude that fuck that gave me such such a huge out like different
changes exactly really it changes really because when I started realizing that my behavior was
you know impact kind of it will it irrational yeah it was I was I was out of control I couldn't
fucking like I have said time and time again I wrecked my own marriage oh yeah like yeah that's
that's what happened I did that and it's because at that point in time I was on ability for your
actions exactly I only had the tools that I was equipped with and with a shitty upbringing I
didn't have many tools or the tools that you had weren't the correct ones that you needed no no he
had tools they were just dull no they weren't even needed they were even in those he said I
need a hammer why'd you give me a socket wrench like why do I have a spoon you know like dude we're
gonna escape from Alcatraz in this bitch I got my spoon hey bro it was but that's the thing that was
the tool I had to use to get out of that so the tool I was equipped with that little fucking punk
ass spoon I had to get it work I had to yeah I had to make it work to get out of that steel trap in
my head oh absolutely so you know a question for him too yeah it came from the
with the way I guess uh how to reword it I guess um so I guess what what had weirder experiences
so what had I guess what what has had the fuck how do I say this like 80 80 80 HD brain trying to
fucking say something the right way it happens every day time that's the worst part of it for me is
like trying to figure out like I'll start your brain will say it a lot faster and more articulate
than any other dude it comes out you're like dude I sound your mouth is like 10 miles behind dude how
do you think I feel when I listen to some of these episodes because he'll send me the masters before
it airs and I'm just sitting up there I sound like a dumb ass it's like why you made me look bad bro
I'm just there's a lot of fucking buzz so I nitpick it myself oh dude we all do we're all
our biggest fucking names I hate to say but we are 15 times in five minutes we are
our worst critics oh we are our worst enemies like just in any way shape or form you are hilarious
that's what brings the comedy about it like hey he'll help me out he'll be like I don't like it I
want to rerecord it our first episode actually he I told him nothing I'm 100% said I'm gonna
rerecord it I want to rerecord it we came here to rerecord the whole goal was to rerecord the first
episode and it turned into episode two here's the reason why here's the reason why because
Captain Beatboop over there decided next week that's what happens when you don't get to when
you don't have any say you just relinquish the tech part and all that control bro you have no
control at that point no I don't you're just the voice you just get to drop your pants and say let's
go bro Captain Beatboop we're gonna rock and roll if I can at least spit on it first bro you ready
to party I'm ready for this party you want your boat Georgie like fuck man I do I go to pantywise
so often because I got his face paint tattooed on my head and it's actually pretty nice but so
kid you do you know which generation of pantywise is that? that's the newer generation that is I like his face paint better from the new one because it
actually connects instead of the original one where it was just the out smile with the slits in the eyes
no you're not getting me no Tim Curry's always gonna be the best no no I'm not saying I'm not
saying I'm saying face paint I like the face paint better for the new one that's it though the original it fucking
hey yo calm down pantywise pantywise fucked me up yes I was bro I was a kid I was a I was a kid and I
was at a friend's birthday party I was at a friend's birthday party right this is after I had read the book it and watched it
so I'm sitting there fucking like I'm at my buddy's birthday party like me and him didn't like we were
we were cool he's tripping we didn't really hang out outside of school but we were we we we was acquaintances we was cool
it wasn't all the way I said you have to invite everybody in the class I'm certain that's why I got an invite so I show up
and I'm you know I'm starting like there's he's in the rolodex there's like 20 kids that I didn't know
and suddenly I realized not only am I the darkest one there shit but I'm just sitting I'm tripping I'm like
these white kids are crazy dude that is the damn truth though they leave the door open they yell
at people I don't I don't get it why are you cussing at your mom you're seven stop it like
she's gonna get you that is the goddamn truth though bro because I was not
sure like raised like by a traditional white family fuck no bro I grew up in the hood like
yeah exactly I grew up with this bro like what's up I grew up with this fool bro but the mom fucking she
she got a clown and the clown was sitting up there I don't know what like if this story doesn't end
with this motherfucker having red balloons and a fucking like paper boat bro so he's sitting there
and what uh what performers normally do is the person uh like especially with children they want
to hone in on the one that's not seeming to be the most excited because if these other kids are
excited already you get that kid the shock and awe everybody's gonna explore right it's the so he
would he saw my discomfort and he's like oh hey buddy fucking pulls out a red fucking balloon
and he's just sitting up there and he's trying to do all these tricks with it I punched him dead in
his nose I flattened the fuck out of that little red nose that sounds like he said squeak yeah
pretty much and then here's the fucked up part dude couldn't he didn't even get his money
oh she's like why did you and fucking she took over the mama berry reigns and fucking started
cussing old boy out like what did you do to him really he didn't do shit no he didn't he was just
performing and got fucking blasted in the face by a kid and so like I will forever feel guilty about
that but if you spooked me I don't give a fuck bro like you go get these hands are rated E for
everyone like every single one clans included man I was tripping and fucking and she was and it was
funny because after that she's like oh are you okay man she had to go biddies I'm not okay
hug me more help me yeah so it was it was an interesting fucking life lesson okay I'm gonna
change it from there because I was gonna say I feel like we're extremely off fucking topic from
what we wanted to start with that's how with I'm like I've been thinking I'm like dude I should
totally say something but this is way too good let's change topic a little bit and let's let's
talk about you you're our special guy hang on hang on shit shout out to Dax jelly roll and
Lucas Graham yes shout out to all of you thank you for making music that not only impacted us
and impacts us to this day but everybody else who listens even for me entire shit jelly roll
Ryan up church struggle Jennings I listen if you could have just seen what just happened
it's like he lagged he just if you play video games and you like watch your ping go from like
you said 110 for like 10 seconds and then come back that's totally what just happened like
latency but I just recently heard up church one of his songs which one um
we let's go a lot of fucking hollar boys oh dude hell yeah dude that's not good like it's great so
I could give you a fucking whole roster yeah me too oh I'm I'm certain but I like my oldies
oh no I'm at work it's funny because I'm sitting up there listening to work at work
my boyfriend's back and you're gonna be oh my god dude I've ever heard that song and god knows how
long and everybody's sitting up there like what the fuck is this guy listening to and I'm just
fucking I have said this many times I'm an 80s pop fan bro this is so funny too this is long before 80s
I know no he's just saying him in general my superset like genre like so my super started
calling me slow gems because I'll be sitting up there listening Casey and Jojo singing my ass off
inside of a tank fucking building shit like I'm welding them laying underneath a bunch of shit
you can't see me but you can hear the sparks and me and just I'm just singing my little
fucking heart out not even a shit oh you hear his fucking candy ray oh yeah dude that song's my shit
oh fuck yeah dude that song's my shit anyway so great okay we're done with the music story
there's your intro okay we can sit that could be its own fucking episode as you like to say
I'm gonna change the topic a little bit I love this I want to talk about our special guest here
baby lock the doors and turn the lights down though I'm gonna give it to you soft and slow
what I really just want to like throw it on your man I want to like just kind of throw off the vibe
a little bit just because it'd be funny and everybody would know it you spin me right round
baby I will sing that song all day long I forgot who actually like wrote it and performed it originally
but that gentleman turned into a gentlewoman oh shit and he's like a good techno like he spun
right round yeah oh 100 180 gender reveal no I'm kidding man no you it's like blonde with
tiggle bitties tight like pleather everything it's it's it's different it's way different
yeah anyway so like you yeah no I like it yeah right what is this I love that project I like it
Picasso I fucking love that sound anyway that in the little fucking blue that fucking sound
you just gotta hit him with the Vita cadivi like it's not even that's amazing bing bong
fucking life hit him with the Vita cadivi oh my god oh no no no no you just made will like
shrink gut chuckle just so you know that's really hard to do the word you're looking for is boisterous
laugh I like gut I'm glad I can get you to laugh for real oh dude I love laughing anyway
yeah okay go ahead Charlie Chaplin no Charlie Chaplin I'll forever live by this quote he said
a day without laughter is a day wasted I'll never forget that oh so fucking real I may give my
mission to not only laugh but to try to also get everybody else to laugh yeah I can't even tell you
how many goofy fucking people are sitting they're just out there everybody's goofy I will get I will
get random voicemails from this guy he'll go hey fuck you out of nowhere like okay dude that would
just brighten my day for no reason I'm like what the fuck dude I fucking every time be no fuck you
send like videos where the person's like hey I got you something and give them the finger it's the best
I got you something to target real nice half off like fuck you're free oh man you've been doing
to let each other for years hey okay me and this guy we texted each other and then it went on to
Facebook for a while and it was every single text was like just talking shit to the other oh dude it
was so funny oh yeah you might this but my car is faster oh but my dick's bigger oh but my hair's
longer and just just the dumbest shit like no I got a better KD on Call of Duty like bitch I'm
farther on destiny like like really just shit like that bro is where it ended up first for days dude
see that's awesome for we got to the point where it would be like a lot of the times with our
sarcastic smart assness along with ADHD like they're quick like the messages are pretty quick like
once we can open them normally it's something right back I think I got screenshots of them too
dude it got to the point where it would take like an hour sometimes for one of us to come up with
something because we're like we think of something then have to like read back to you because we've
already said it and like then you notice you've said shit a couple of times already but the other
one hadn't noticed yet you've seen they've said a couple of things that like repeated shit are you
like oh bro we're fucking up oh it was fun right like we gotta we gotta give this a break for now
see me I'll send videos but I send videos all day of fucking goofy ass funny shit
just dumb shit oh yeah here's the weird part my baby mom will be sending tiktoks and shit to
each other all day just random dumb shit here's the weird part is it went from text messages
to facebook comments oh bro other people are sitting there watching us they're like dude
literally you would think we hate each other bro we are arguing like we've literally and it's about
something we literally feel the exact same way and then like I'd have my friends jumping in
decided just to be like no I'm gonna be the fucking devil's advocate today and normally it's this
fucker yeah and then I'll hit that one nerve where I'm like oh it's on now bitch like I love you see
but see devil's advocate makes you think because me oh yeah oh absolutely I'm never opposed to
playing devil's advocate here's one thing depending on topic but I mean I will always I will always
think of Mike Tyson because he's like everybody's got a plan thank you thank you say that to him
oh nope I love you fucking pussy I'm gonna put a mouthpiece in right after I say it hey hey hey
I'm gonna say I'm gonna say it but like way over there fuck you see my thing is is like
hey I so my I'm gonna be giggling like a little bitch the whole time hell yeah be sitting up there
getting the brakes beat off you're gonna be laughing you know what is worth it yeah exactly
it's so bring the volume down boys okay calm it down he's fucking like when people want to sit
there and try and comment on something but like not even like for instance I posted uh my old
runner for sale right I had a solid prize ran drove thing was actually in great shape well
you're giving it to you're missing a window given it's almost 40 oh hell no yeah and they worked
good enough that's just a little shit yeah but like these are people who like one dude's like oh
you want that much for that and so me and him are going back and forth but he's just being a
pretentious fuck and so uh one of the admins was like yeah stop like what the fuck and then the dude
tried to like say uh because I told him like me I'm a man I'm gonna handle it like such so you you
have enough energy maintain that and come to my door oh they never do you want to feel froggy
motherfucker exactly let's get this cracker like an egg for you so I love that so this is so funny
here's the funny part so he hops on there and he's like oh yeah I'm done and I was like actually
and I checked him like on his his quote unquote knowledge of my truck and fucking and then I was
like now you can be done he's like you might want to watch what you say on the internet yeah he's
like you might want to watch what you say on the internet warriors you'd be amazed at what you can
find on the internet here's the funny part my profile doesn't have shit on it it has old shit
like I used to work at these places but his had where he actively works what town he lives in and
his wife had all the same shit connected to him like really like you're talking to me about what
is on the internet I'm literally looking at your fucking face okay we're recording again we had a
little interruption sorry people um you left off on punching somebody in the mouth no Mike Dyson
oh yeah no it was the internet oh yeah the internet oh yeah the internet the internet always wants to make somebody punch in the mouth
but that guy he fucking he was trying to say like watch what you who you talk to like
they ain't gonna do shit my thing is I was like hey just let me know I'll give you my address
oh he's like why the fuck would I want to come out there whoa hopefully you come with that same energy
so he's sitting there and he's like you'd be amazed at what people can find on the internet well dummy
I found you your wife where you work it's all on your shit it's all on public forums like it I didn't
have to go outside of Facebook to know where you're at okay so
if you're that down don't talk shit that keyboard saves nothing nope I mean do you guys remember swatting
do you guys remember swatting do yes that's still happening oh yeah people are still doing that to
streamers and shit I'm gonna I'm gonna do facts okay anyways speaking of the swatting because that
a lot of people did it over live streams oh dude that was a huge thing for like big so it was always
while they're watching it so has anybody ever threatened that for you because so I am not let's
turn the focus on you because you are our guest you are a live streamer and that actually is in my wheelhouse of what I do in one of the
passions that I have you are a live streamer you play video games you're online all the fucking time as much as I can be going so I am I am a
Facebook streamer I stream Call of Duty I stream Fortnite I'm gonna start dreaming I'm gonna start streaming Destiny once I get a couple
you're dreaming about Elden Ring streaming um I don't have the attention span for that dude it's rough dude so the only one I've been trying to get him to play it I would start
playing it get like three fucking hours into it and be like fuck this this is fucking bullshit I'm done fuck you I have been trying to get him to play something that's not Call of Duty
it's just dude I'm a die-hard first person shooter like I would be playing it's not even the first person shooter it's just Call of Duty you just play Warzone
it's because that's the only thing that Destiny is a first person shooter I get all the all the new age but the new age when you go only when you go into multiplayer
what do you think for Destiny? Destiny is technically a third person shooter no the whole game is first person unless you have unless you're like using a special weapon or a sword that's right
that's right it's the only time it goes it was relics I did I did I used to play Destiny and then just dropped it like I've always been maybe the first maybe the first one was a little different but the second one is like all first person yeah so yeah it's it's pretty much first person so I was it
always been a die-hard Call of Duty person Halo one of my really good friends was a major league Halo player when we were younger back in high school Gary yeah hello I didn't know that I did not know well mine was also mostly black ops and black ops 2 but yeah so Gary was like Halo 3 and Halo 3 and Halo 3 I played in tournaments for those I played Halo 2 one time it was a fluke I got bro I did the age-old shit I gotta stop playing the fucking game because I got my ass
whoop he uninstalled I was before they installed I know but that's still that's my favorite term uninstall the game pretty much because I'm sitting there and I'm like that's what I did with fucking warzone I'm sitting up there I'm like yeah yeah like I can play through the story just fine because the NPCs are fucking easy like boom one shot either you die or they die but you but now like I mean shit even years ago you get shot by a six-year-old and he's calling
you a bitch yeah the modern warfare to lobby all the duty lobby I mentioned that all days do you know and then the do I still do that shit that doesn't surprise me that dated yourself what happened right nowadays kids are fucking bro I tried to I jumped on warzone for one round because I exited in the middle of the fucking match
I'm sitting up there I didn't know you had to fucking parachute so suddenly my goofy ass is in the air where am I going because these guys my whole team is going off to the left I don't know the controls yet so I'm like oh shit oh shit oh shit I wind up in the far fucking right of the fucking map so as they're eliminating all these people because obviously they were much better players than me
they're killing the shit out of people and all of a sudden I'm the only survivor of our group and I'm spending the whole time running across the map trying not to die in for through caldera it was so funny and the dudes like fuck you kill yourself and I'm like fuck you fuck you you kill yourself you still died and so I got my gulag bitch what's up bro I cut that game so quick I was like fuck you you ain't shit
I was so mad this game ain't shit you ain't shit fuck this hell yeah that's exactly how I felt and how I made it I was like you're a punk you're a piece of shit I can't stand that game so I'm about the way that game plays just bugs the shit out of me all of these new call of duty's
so I switched from controller to mouse and keyboard I'm a full on actual like PC gamer now and I've only switched within like the last like month and a half he big fancy boy I'm starting to starting to it's just I enjoy I'm starting to enjoy running on PC better just because it's the game
it's smoother like it's just a much more enjoyable experience you can run a lot of everything oh that too like I want to like I want to beef up my setup that I have so I can play tarkov because I really want to play this game it's a looter shooter and like so you like drop in like scavenge to try and fly for shit so not even like kind of but it's not pubg still about a royal this isn't about I mean it is and isn't oh so it's daisy yes yeah okay yeah super similar to that where you can instruct in and instruct oh no dude they pop you in the head and you're like oh I'm gonna do this
I'm gonna drop you in game and you get dead like you drop all your shit I don't know what the fuck you're over there's a game you invited a gamer on here bro come on that is true there's a game called daisy and so pretty much what you do is you start you're dropped on an island I'm gonna get chastised it's pretty much like apocalyptic almost you start with nothing no clothes for somebody who doesn't play that's the easiest way to describe it because it's the style of it is but it's nothing like fucking daisy like after we're done with this I'll show you some gameplay on tarkov it's fucking insane I'm just explaining what
kind of idea yeah but you drop on an island you have nothing it's like um cast away but you literally find everything you have to make everything and survive aware of the game you just said you didn't know what it was no no no you guys are just going on rants welcome to the podcast will yeah are you doing no you're going on rants and I'm stating I have I'm not following no no no no no reel that shit back in let me let's clear this up wills not a fucking idiot
beside dumb not good sandy that's no good okay I love you two different movies fool I've never heard it's still funny I've never heard of this tarkov is that was called escape from tarkov escape okay escape from tarkov
escape from R Kelly yes something like that I would actually buy that game whatever this this is a charitable person shooter like he's grabbing his wiener just so you don't want to know oh god you have to act it out I give a visual you got to act it out like it's more like temple run just with a peace stream behind you
duck and dodge out of the hotel even worse make it like old crash bandicoot so you see him and then you got to run this way instead of the opposite it's opposite what the fuck with a wop of fruit be restraining orders I don't know
bags of cocaine is your runaway like miss you just speed up just collect a bunch of restraining orders that don't do nothing about it I'm saying the next bag like we are not advocating for SA no we're just making fun of our Kelly we're making fun of a man who now currently sings during federal paid phone calls yes in that that I'm sorry like not but the funny thing
is sorry R Kelly to say this but that interview you losing your shit is probably was one of my favorite moments on the internet for a long time here's the funny thing what cracks me up is people are actually recording these and posting them on the internet there was one where he started singing the intro to video games to pee on all people with R Kelly and singing he started fucking singing bump and grind the intro
yeah exactly but you remember what the beginning was yeah it's been so long it's um he said my mind's telling me no oh yeah my body's telling me yes here's the problem with that you are in prison so if you're singing that shit a little too high pitched and too hard somebody's gonna feel that and then you're gonna feel them
and you're gonna be hitting some high notes homie you're gonna hit all the high notes all of them they got shook knight in prison what makes them think they won't see you bro shook knight I don't give a fuck what anybody says shook knight's he's a beast he he what I don't he legitimately ran motherfuckers over and killed them both in his truck yeah they tried to run up on him and he just drove over him yeah I was gonna say he's not that he's a bad man like he is a bad man like I mean I mean that in multiple
fucking ways like sure stay where you're at we thank you for making death row and like the music that came from that but please don't don't come back yeah do you not we know that you did it we know it was you because it so the reason why puff daddy is so fucking he's so rich but only came out with what one album and cameoed on a bunch is because in uh how it's set up is you wind up making a
ton of money on discovering oh yeah so he discovered to pock and like all he has to do is live off the royalties on that motherfucker he also had biggie shook knight no he didn't oh no you said you said puff and then you said to pock so it's to pock shook knight yeah he's the east coast he's the I had a brain I know I totally know what you were getting but like if you weren't paying attention to that oh yeah I guess it came out
but I guess that he still but I guess puff daddy does some interesting things yeah like he offered to fucking like at a at somebody's wedding offered to buy 50 cent like take 50 cent shopping yeah like 50 talks about it on a show he's like I'm about to ruin this fucking wedding would you say to me
to rich motherfuckers suddenly you're offering to take me shopping like I'm your fucking partner partner I'm about to waste all your money oh dude I'm about to check your bank account motherfucker let's go but here's the thing here's the twist he's got enough money to pay motherfuckers like in fucking euro trip you're gonna get held down by giant men and you're gonna get the fucking fucking fucking
how did that go can you say that again one more time try to get pick your pile we should pick your pineapple pick your pineapple exactly I got this shirt be be hitler and little Nicky and pick your pineapple fuck man okay my I gotta say my face hurts that's right now dude so we're gonna get back on topic
people get like you can't listen to our podcast on like at work because you're gonna be sitting there have your headphones in and somebody's gonna be like this motherfuckers losing their mind
I'm in a house working with two Hispanic dudes that like they don't understand us anyway so I have headphones in the next thing I know I start dying oh yeah bro oh yeah so I'm just cracking up laughing and then I point at my ears like whoa whoa whoa easy there crazy white man
wall gringo it's fucking it's all right to them I am Arnesto okay oh god so it's from a fucking tick tock like I showed them the fucking video I got a question I got a question I'm gonna change it I got a question what is your favorite game um out of all of them in all history that I've ever played not that you've played any
I mean any game battle toads battle toads battle toads why yeah bro that is like the that is the game I remember playing like the first memories I have of playing like cognitively like just sitting there battle toads was on uh Super Nintendo I think so is the one with the flap you pushed and you blew the cartridge and shit
oh that's the original Nintendo yeah that's the yeah yeah yeah blow it like a fucking Nintendo cartridge like bro okay have you seen those battle toads huh well what's yours I'm gonna they actually read that shit and put it on Xbox game pass so like you best believe I played this what is your favorite of all time I like like story games so Final Fantasy 7 oh dude
oh dude it's always the OG one right the original I have hey so you remember when they came out with the little uh the little like hard drive size ones oh yeah yeah the little the PlayStation classic is what they call it yeah no I bought that strictly because it had Final Fantasy 7 on it but I love that game so much that I started like paying attention like so there's certain uh like little easter eggs
and shit like secret things that you can do in that game and the very first one I'm like you got to run up a bunch of flights of stairs and then you got to run back down in order to get some type of uh item box that's only in the American version oh the one without it is the Canadian version so I'm sitting there and I did that they run upstairs just for fun well it's part of the story to go upstairs you're not supposed to go back down oh really and so for the American and uh the
Japanese one you actually get an item in there and so you actually decide to go back down well I stopped playing it immediately oh hell yeah you didn't get it fuck no it didn't I ran through that thing probably four or five times and didn't it didn't pop up so I was like fuck this this is a Canadian version this is some bullshit yeah I was so bad at ships so what I did instead was I went out I bought a PS1 and I got the fucking original so that way he could just get that one
thing just to make sure I get the fucking secret shit do you think that possibly it's straight the fuck up do you think possibly it's only the that version that's on that PlayStation no because it's the coding for the game they changed and updated stuff they didn't it didn't update there was no updates back then so you gotta remember that no when they were on disc so what they used is the actual game that they had stored in their system I didn't play the news they added bullshit that like all the little sneaky things and shit that
was stored in the disc because that's where that's what I was thinking was they don't they even on the disc version that was released in Canada it did not have that oh well fuck them don't don't do what it the Canadians no no fuck the game because they did that bullshit like them
bastards but I want to be such a dipshit be like dude fuck that I love letter Kenny jeez so final fantasy seven final she said all toes what's yours James what's your favorite game I also have legends of Dagoon the original mine oh dude I love my I don't know I've never really thought of that I know that's why I was like you yourself don't have an answer for
that I wasn't expected to be asked it but you on the table if I'm gonna pick anything it's gonna be like it's like a that's 70 shows 360 bro the camera spin yeah it came out on the 360 and it was burnout revenge oh hell yeah pick any game
yeah burnout game burnout revenge the burnout no no no no that's specific no I'm just saying in general for me like I enjoyed all the burnout games I thought I know me too I wish they'd make a new one with like a new
forza graphic revenge the one where they like the damage count yes yeah it's the one where you purposefully had to go crash and like shoot yourself out the windshield and shit yeah that's fucking I guess if we're going I guess we're going that fact that just brought up another one that like so Madden the Blitz yes the remake yes yes yes where you actually got to watch him like snap bones and shit bro I didn't battle no no and then that one the original brutality of a football the original back then
like it was where they could get brutal bro like original ps2 version was the best for for blitz oh yeah yeah I liked the newer one because like the graphic they don't you like going into actually like the original but snap intendants and shit most frustrating game oh fucking for me assassin's creed because I'm not a big like so like you asked about like Elden Ring and shit like that so like that's not like like RPG so like Dark Souls fucking Assassin's Creed Elden Ring
like older scroll older scroll whatever you ever had a problem with Assassin's Creed it's just like those style of like RPG like games and shit like that like MMORPGs like I'll get a few hours into them and even though if I enjoy them like it's just okay I'm done with this like the dopamine shuts off even though I still like it and it's like nope can't do this no more he would hate World of Warcraft and dude I'd never touched it and don't fucking plan on it I if if I ever got a PC that'd be the first game that's exactly what I told him this is literally
if I ever swapped over to PC I can't stop myself that's going to be the first as much as I want to stay away from it and that's why I just don't go to PC I'll stay on the next box the tower that I just got is like like an eight hundred dollar tower yeah I'm not going to PC I cannot afford to play World of Warcraft again my wife will leave me she would leave me and I will be sitting there like oh okay well at least I got me from that episode of South Park
just man hey guys put high-package my wife left me but it's raid night so let's go
and then fucking go right into the dude you didn't know no no no no so you want to talk about some dumb shit so my homeboy we always talk about dumb shit my homeboy a couple weeks ago I remember what
fucking game he was playing but he got smashed-drunk and he was not having a good night like got into it with his old lady like yeah so well this motherfucker blacks out and then starts playing his game oh bro he has like four different profiles he fucking like absolutely
annihilated fucking two of them and then the third one with all of the shit that they had like him and his party and shit like he had a majority of it on his shit from the raid that they were doing and then his drunk ass just goes right off a fucking cliff with all the shit so they're pissed at him he pissed off his old lady he wakes up the next morning has no clue what the fuck happened he calls me he's like bro I fucked up he tells me the story dude I almost fucking peed just love it those are the honest
like I hope he cleared everything up I know they literally just got married last weekend like we did this like oh yeah like a fucking shout them out yeah so a big shout out to my buddy Benji and his wife Jaylee they just got married last weekend it was fucking beautiful I was the best man I don't know fucking why hey cuz they love you hey you were my best man that is true oh fuck that's right I have been to best man I forgot about that yeah I haven't been a best man oh that's why we have a go to mine that's why we have
that picture in fucking tux is where we're like this and it's just me and you I forgot I thought that was the other that was the other split personality here good thing I didn't go Gemini bro Gemini you would have been if you could go yeah we would have met a lot longer ago I'm certain we have probably but when you know I smoke a lot of pot and I smoke a lot of pot we live in Washington I can say that side of age I want to go back to this because I really had an answer to that question okay yeah now
I'm actually excited about this I'm really excited weird it just sparked a whole fucking nostalgia in my head right there nostalgia we're talking about the worst game I just want to make this clear right now if you will have me back I would fucking love you we'll definitely have you back you said the most frustrating game I've ever played mm-hmm Donkey Kong Oh facts no dear God bro no old-school Nintendo that fucking cart level dude I killed the cart level well I can too
do you know how fucking angry I got trying to get to that I smashed that game I was really good at he didn't play it on hard dude I just went and fucking plugged it in boom let's rock and roll see I don't sit there remember
remember if I can just sleep it out this I got one people fucking spend hours to design their character I just look at him like we do Eve like for real go away I just hit random and make them white and then click okay let me clarify I just I just want to make I just want to make
it clear that about half the time I just like randomly colorized like if I can make a motherfucker purple video game I totally fuck it with okay I got to clarify it's not because there's no
racist or nothing in there I sounded like it I feel weird because I'm white I feel I want to see myself a little bit in there so I just I feel weird playing blue eyes nah bro fuck that shit I'm making
them as dark as possible so I can hide in corners and like just assassinate you know what there's only one game I've done that for so camouflage bro no no so I'm not even saying that you guys play
the god-honest truth for a video game have you guys played the South Park games yet stick of truth I played the old pressure like in 64 or what no no no so the new ones the stick of truth and
fractured but whole one thing one I don't even watch the phone no no no why don't you ask me if I played the game it's so funny I just haven't I well I'm just
down on the old man the games are actually kind of fun they're kind of RPG-ish but when you create listen you're not selling me this is this is hold on I'm not smelling what you
step in when you create a character on there you you pick you know what it looks like all of that shit in a South Park character right when you pick Mr.
Hank you the Christmas poo every time when you pick the skin color of your character determines the difficulty of the game dude the lighter your skin the easier the game is the
darker your skin is like like like black black like like token like Vanta black like yes I'm just gonna shout out I love the Lord that fool is fucking funny yes the darker you get the
hardest difficulty in the game oh dude he's so funny how do you feel about that well I want what do you think about that though personally think it's fucking stupid because if we're having so many issues
about racism why would you actually like try and portray it in a game because it's South Park they're saying it doesn't matter what the fuck it is it's in a way if you think about it it's kind of like a social
justice thing no it's kind of a fucked up joke here's the thing saying that the darker your skin the harder your skin is social justice they'd have flipped it fucking ass backwards no no no no no no if it was for a social justice movement or function in any facet it would actually get to the point where they would say something but those two do not speak publicly about racial opinions they just convey like essentially a mockery or
satirical fucking versions it's modern satire exactly it's all every episode of South Park is modern satire that's all South Park that's all it is that's all it's ever been and the thing is is that's one thing that I are of fucking very sensitive topics that fucking in talking any other way gets fucking chastised and they still give no fucks but that's it's that's the thing they're fucking like let's let's be real about it like we're gonna touch on a hard subject they're white guys oh absolutely they're white Jewish guys yeah they're Jewish so they're white Jewish guys
they come out on Jewish people more than anybody that's because that's their personal thing that's like me making fun of anybody African-American like I have a different that's like me saying I fucking hate white people like yeah like it's a different ground you can stand on at the same time like if you're gonna do that do shit like that and then expect people to find it acceptable the only people who generally do are Caucasian let's be real about it not sure actually they have a really wide fan base you literally did not
say anything negative about the fact that their video games actually alter the difficulty based on the race you didn't give me a chance to finish you asked me what my thoughts were motherfucker like what are you talking about I didn't get a chance to get it out about the social justice part I was saying yeah see bitch bitch please the only thing I was saying about that from my point of view just so everybody knows I'm like sitting here like a little kid watching
two grow motherfuckers go back and forth and I'm just like I'm gonna see what happens like I don't give a fuck either way because this is funny and shit to me like all I was all I was saying on what keep going okay all I was trying to say was that in a way making the darkest difficulty or the darkest scan being the harder difficulty or whatever is saying that black people have a harder time but that's only for a niche group that's not struggling publicly that's that's what I'm saying like they don't
that's what they don't positive spin on it a little bit I don't agree or disagree with either or racism or the opposite oh they keep their mouths shut really that's the thing but they sit there and they make a mockery of it depending on the depending on how you stand on how you view is gonna how you interpret what they do so exactly you two having to you two having two different views on it is just because you two as individuals have different views about well genetics kind of did that for me true and true
in here growing up the way that I did like I grew up in southern Idaho and fucking what everybody else would literally call ghetto but like there's like five black people and I knew most like I knew all of them like if there's even that's cool who knows I just grew up in that like we were influenced by that kind of culture even though like we weren't directly influenced by like people interacting with us individually but like the music that we listen to and all that other you know all that other bullshit and
like I didn't necessarily act or talk like a little white kid so I got chastised by a lot of other white people I actually got picked on a lot too because how I speak I like to sound articulate I like to I like to be able to enunciate and like use big words and sound like I'm not fucking up like I like to you know convey that I am an educated man
of which I am and I pride myself on NC and I don't know you like fuck I have NC like I have like a little bit different like altered opinion on that for myself personally like so my thing is is like absolutely am I an intelligent person yes can I prove that in it am I that can I prove that I'm an intelligent person yes I can are you worth me taking the time to prove that I'm an intelligent person that's the question are you an intelligent person I can't be will mama tell me to be
that sounds like that stupid is this stupid but like no if I'm not cuz she's gonna tell me am I being a smart board in that pat me on a head calm a boy exactly mommy sorry I don't wear the dunes cap tonight baby would have built baby would have built right okay but like it also leads in like that also walks in hand in hand with one of like my biggest things is like the biggest thing
that anybody can give to an individual your kids another person whatever is time you cannot get that back no matter how you shape and it's true this great so yeah all right guys that's part one a call me the whole ninja you guys want part two it'll be uploaded probably a little while from now it's kind of our think of it like a filler episode in an anime you know what I mean if you want to hear the full episode without breaks without edits without anything just go look up ADHD
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