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with the fucking beanie all the way down.
Cheers.
Maybe Joker.
20s and 50s or big ass titties.
Now we're recording.
Oh, now we're recording?
Yeah, welcome.
Ah, salut!
Hey!
Salut!
Welcome back to another episode of Tenacious Geeks.
Get the fuck out of here.
This is my job.
Fuck you.
My job.
Hello, everybody.
Welcome back to the soft entrance of Tenacious Geeks.
We are here to inseminate you.
Order ear balls and baby.
Hey, don't judge our accents, okay?
We got a special guest in the studio today.
And it is maybe slightly influencing our stupidity.
Just a little bit.
A little bit.
You know what I used to call him?
So we used to work together.
I used to call him Mexican Hagrid.
You know what I used to call him?
Well, he had a lot longer of a beard, too.
Yeah, and I was a little fatter, too.
A little bit, yeah.
Definitely not tall enough, though.
Yeah, no, I used to call him fucking Trevor from GTA V.
He did.
Just a lot less meth.
A lot.
Nice.
A lot less meth.
I'm like Trevor zero.
And he used to drink Budweiser.
Zero calorie Trevor.
And he used to drink Budweiser and I used to tell him piss-washer.
Yeah, that was a long time ago.
Then he found out he had to put it in his car.
And it got to the point at a time where people, it almost got kind of heated at times.
Yeah, I liked my Bud.
It wasn't Bud Light, though.
Now mind you, he's sitting here drinking a fucking Corona.
Cheers, mate.
I know, years later.
Cheers, you bastard.
I blame Dom Toretto.
I'm drinking, bitch.
Here.
You are?
Well, so much for, hey, don't cuss in the first 90 seconds.
We didn't in the soft opening.
We were great.
I don't know.
I already failed.
Oh, yeah, I told you.
I fucked that shit right all the way off.
So, you go ahead and introduce yourself however you want, bro.
Yo, what up?
It's Rich Rodriguez.
From Malibu?
From San Fernando Valley, California.
San Fernando?
Same Pacuema, California.
Same city as Richie Valens.
Literally.
Oh shit.
Watch La Bamba.
That's where I'm from, Pacuema, California.
La Bamba.
See, that's the whole reason for the accent.
I just kept that in science.
Former musician of vomit entrails, death metal, video game death metal, and currently internal
misery from Pacific Northwest.
Check us out on Instagram.
It's the best shot I've ever.
We'll save all the socials and shit for the end.
Oh yeah.
Video game death metal.
I heard some of that.
That was vomit entrails.
Yeah, I heard some of that.
We were inspired by weed and video games.
Still today and shit.
And you rap.
I did at one point.
Yeah, I actually got to with the homie and shit open up.
Back when Soundcloud.
Yeah.
Dude, we were even before Soundcloud, dog.
Oh yeah.
We were MySpace, bro.
Exactly, bro.
I still have.
Can we just end that episode?
It's a taneously felt so goddamn old.
Hey, a lot of people.
They were millennials, dog.
A lot of people are on MySpace.
Talk about MySpace.
So, can we sit here and drink beer?
Hold on.
I got a question.
I just have to hold you, but.
At 35.
Oh, that's me.
Second.
Yeah.
He's the oldest.
So now I'm the baby here.
You've always been the baby.
You buy fucking barely, but you're still the baby.
Yeah, not even half a year.
You're fucked, bro.
Enter a mile, bitch.
Enter a mile.
Ask, you're going to die before me anyway.
Because you're older.
That's what I say to people.
It's going to chuckle down to life decisions.
Right.
Oh, my back already hurt.
Bro, don't let's not even talk about that.
August, just your back.
My back's already been screwed up.
Right, bro.
Unfortunately.
At least to throw fucking.
Get off that chair and come climb these ladders.
We used to work at fucking the Goodwill Outlet Store together.
Throwing shit.
I've been doing HVAC for the last like 10 years.
I just drive a truck.
I finally started making good money doing it.
Finally.
Nice.
Your job's tight though.
I got it pretty fucking butter.
You got it really nice right now.
I got it pretty fucking butter.
Talk to me in six months.
Let's see how you feel.
I really, bro, you know me with the road is going to fuck with you.
I only stuff.
Because I'm in and out like.
Because I'm pretty sure the only reason I didn't stay on the west side of the fucking
state this week or the east side of the fucking state is for the pure fact that.
You had to come to a podcast.
No.
Well, no, it was pure fact that I'm unavailable Friday and Monday.
So.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because of that shit.
So tomorrow I'm like actually legitimately in Vancouver.
Like I'm at the one over in fucking Camus.
Like.
Oh nice.
Yeah.
I was like, I saw that shit when I was at my last call today.
I was like, fuck yeah.
So you get it easy so you can head out Friday.
Yep.
Tight.
And I had that.
I already had that fucking taken care of when I got the job offer and everything.
I took my time off for fourth of July.
So.
I'm off to the six.
Dude, the only reason I am the only reason I am taking it off is to meet her dad.
So this is the first time we're going to be supposed to be fucking coming.
So we'll actually fucking enjoy that.
Bro, I don't want to go.
Get the dad talk.
Bro, it's been four years, bitch.
I have a fucking kid with this chick.
We've been together.
I don't mean you ain't going to get the dad talk.
Oh, I'm looking forward to it.
He's going to get this like blank, blank, blank, blank.
Yeah.
You got a stepdaughter.
I do.
I got a daughter.
I do.
You just had a baby too.
Yeah.
Oh, congratulations.
Thanks.
She's about to be a girl.
Yeah.
She's about to be six months real soon.
Yeah.
First time dad.
I have that talk with me.
The first thing that's going to come out of his mouth is, um,
is I'll have that talk with you when you actually fulfill the shit that you said to
your kids that you fucking absolutely lied to their face about about
graduations and shit like that that he never showed up for and only showed up for like
fucking once.
Where's your stream deck, bro?
That's where the.
You can have that talk with me when fucking you make up for that shit because I'm a stepchild
raised by a fucking step family.
Like did my biological mom from like seven to like 18, like straight the fuck or like
four to 18, like, like when he's in those shoes or something was.
Yeah.
Like, bro, you're like, he's taking care of, he's taking care of their oldest, like his
oldest kids or one of his oldest kids.
Yeah.
Like one of their one of her siblings kids because she's a complete fuck off.
Like she just wants to do drugs.
We fucking got serious real quick.
Right.
Fuck you.
But I talk about my mom like this when she had all of us like the fuck Jesus.
Do I got five?
I'm one of five and only two of us have the same or I'm one of six and only two of us
have the same dad.
So like I come from a family of one.
I think it is.
So Andy and Shane, the two between me and the oldest are the two that have the same dad.
I was about to say it because.
They're the only two that look the same.
No, you and Shane.
Oh yeah, I'm still.
I love that guy.
Now fuck him.
I love him.
Hey, that's his head out of his ass.
I mean, yeah, he doesn't need to do that.
But brother, I love you.
He's just fatter.
I love you, bro.
But yeah, he's fat boo.
You're small boo somewhere.
You guys got to meet in the middle.
Become super boo.
It be half.
Dude, it be bad hit boo.
The fuck you mean bad hit boo.
Yeah.
I'm hobbling around still.
I can give him some fucking cake.
Have you watched Jagabal Super?
I haven't.
No, what do you watch?
Fuck, I don't even know.
Sometimes I just.
These are going to laugh his ass off about that or be super fucking
butthurt.
It's going to be fucking.
To be honest, it's all good, man.
Sorry, ADHD really bad.
No, no, no biggie.
Lately I've been kind of watching like, believe it or not,
fucking like Muppets Mystery and shit.
Muppets?
Yeah, man.
They kind of have like, you know, a bit of like,
like a bit of adult like humor in there every now and then.
In the Muppets?
The Muppets Mystery or mayhem, excuse me,
Muppets mayhem with animal as a drummer and shit.
You know, the crazy one.
The drug addict.
The one that seems like he's fucking gone and shit.
The drummer from Motley Cruise.
Yeah, yeah.
A drug addict.
Oh, sorry, I mean Tommy Lee.
Yeah, other than that, like I kind of just like scroll through
Instagram or TikTok and shit.
Random shit pops up, but like, I don't know,
I just watch random shit nowadays.
Like compared to.
I'm fucking, I balls deep in everything.
Something set, you know.
I get into something I like and I binge it.
What?
I do that too.
If I find something I really like, like I'll do the same shit,
but I'm, I have to remember that train of thought and then I'll come back to it.
Like this dude got me hooked the fucking My Hero Academia.
It's a shirt and a hat.
Yeah, okay.
And then he gets me hooked the Demon Slayer.
What?
The Animase.
Oh, we trans-
I watched film paradise.
I'm fucking turd.
I still haven't watched, I'm like four up.
Yeah, I still need to catch up on that.
That's one definitely I'm waiting to get fucking dubbed.
I don't know, I'm about done with JoJo too.
Well, not for the first season.
So that's what I've been watching.
I'm caught up finally on like what they have released in Seb.
I finished that last one.
Yeah, I haven't read the manga for My Hero in the last like couple of years.
Have you read any of Demon?
No, none.
I've been buzzed deep in my switch, bro.
I ain't reading shit.
That's why I read My Hero in the middle of the fucking final battle.
That's some crazy shit.
I'm over here like I want to talk about Demon Slayer.
So if you know what, so I'm going to say this.
Can I ruin show you it?
No, hold on.
Fuck!
So when I built that studio in there, I already have a name for it.
What?
Because you know Rogan's got the mother ship.
I did not know that.
You didn't know that?
No.
That's what he calls his studio, the mother ship.
There's, I've heard one be called the man cave.
Right?
Yeah.
Everybody's got like a different name for their office.
It's going to be the agency.
Is it like, oh, okay.
Represent, dawg.
No, I was just fucking with you.
You already know the name of the studio and it's tattooed on my arm, sir.
You got a madhouse.
I think you remember me saying that.
Yeah, that's that's what I was saying earlier.
This one's just, I just wanted to focus that.
It's going to be madhouse anime entertainment.
No, it's just madhouse.
Yeah, like that's why I like.
That's just what you're going to call it.
So I'm going to say, come step into the madhouse, come into the studio.
That's what I was saying like earlier.
Because nothing's ever saying.
He rapped with you because I think I remember of him through that.
Yeah, he goes by general sir.
Yeah, he goes by fur.
And when I've seen and heard online and shit.
I got pictures from like our first concert.
We were like 16.
Oh yeah.
I posted on my Facebook.
That's all babyface and shit.
You guys go into a concert?
No, that's performing.
The first one we performed that.
Was this like before or after like when you're doing concerts like by yourself?
Oh, this was our first period.
Yeah, this was the very first concert that we ever did.
Before that one show that I got.
I remember that one show that I went to and you weren't there.
Yeah.
Wildback at Malibu's or whatever the fuck.
Yeah, I had to work.
They wouldn't give it to me off.
I think it was.
Hey, no, this was like we were like 16.
We were babies.
We were in high school.
Babies.
Downtown Portland.
That was.
That was cool.
It's not even there anymore.
I have heard of that.
Yeah, it's not even there anymore.
That's I have a picture of us from our first.
Oh, we were so.
I only ever hear that name anymore when we talk about that.
That is the only time I ever hear that fucking name.
Yeah, I've heard it.
I don't know about it anymore.
Where's the fuck?
It's on the ground.
Chill out.
Are you able to hear me pretty good?
Yeah.
From the show.
Hey, your levels are good.
Nice.
I'll put your chest.
I'll hear it back later and I'll be like, now you're too low.
Too low.
And then just learn and live.
It's kind of where I know where my needs to go.
He knows when to yell at me to be fucking louder.
But for some reason he doesn't know how to do it to other people.
I don't fucking get it.
No, his seem fine.
Why you such a bitch?
You just like to get really quiet.
It depends on what we're talking about.
But I talk really close so they can still hear me.
I don't know.
We're fucking doors.
Just make it fucking spike.
Hello, hard for no reason.
This is the geek.
Salud.
On a Wednesday night.
Welcome.
Tomorrow is my Friday.
It's actually.
And I will be hitting my 40 midday tomorrow.
It's actually my weekend.
Oh yeah, it is your weekend.
It works for me because like every Tuesday, every other Tuesday, which is my Friday,
is my payday.
So it works perfectly.
So.
Touche.
And then like.
Thursday, but still got to work on Friday.
Right.
But like.
Don't have to work.
But for some weird reason this year,
concerts are being like put on Tuesdays or Wednesdays.
And I'm like, fuck yeah.
I went to.
I'm not to worry about working next day.
Bullshit.
Yeah, yeah.
For you guys.
Especially I'm getting.
I travel throughout the whole state of Washington now.
So like that's just fucked it.
It just all depends on how.
Dude.
Yeah, no on a work night.
Yeah, that's.
Yeah, this is going to be parked in front of a fucking concert hall and you're just
going to have to fucking deal with it because I pay $200 for the goddamn tickets.
Dude, I went to fucking.
Fucking show.
I went to go see twisted back in October.
Yeah, on a Thursday.
Yeah, fucking Thursday night.
The show starts at like seven.
Yeah.
Okay.
You know, get off early, go to the show and make sure it took the next day off.
I got fucking hammered.
Yeah.
Hammered.
That's probably.
The.
The show is like the best like twisted show.
That's probably your best bet too.
Because you wake up early as fuck for work.
Oh.
Yeah, we get home to like two o'clock in the morning.
It wasn't a big show.
Like it was the, oh fuck.
What was it?
Yeah, I, I, the Hawthorne.
Yeah, Hawthorne.
I was just there like a week ago.
It's not like it's.
It's not that big, but I got hammered.
Remember I was telling you that one guy, I forget his name.
I think he might have been the opener.
He made a chain for me.
I have a chain from him, a custom sonic chain.
Custom sonic chain.
Yeah.
From his years ago, like three years ago, he was, he makes chains and shit like a
certain type of.
He opened for twisted?
Yeah, fucking.
And he's going on his own tour now.
How are you?
What's his name?
I follow him on Instagram.
You follow a lot of people on Instagram.
I do, but like.
He's like that's besides the point.
Shut up.
Yeah.
No, but like that guy made me a chain.
If I remember his name.
I think I've seen that chain.
I've told you about it.
Yeah, you showed me pictures of it.
It's kind of like those chains that are like made out of like beads.
No, it's different.
Wasn't it?
No, it was like the little ball chains.
Wasn't it almost?
Yeah, like metallic.
And he made me actually made Sarah a chain too.
But like, because I messaged him and everything and he meld us to change everything.
And then you want to go see that guy live.
I'm like, oh shit.
Like, because I literally was back and forth like conversing with the guy through Instagram
about the chain and shit.
Oh, I don't know.
Yeah, it's a trip.
I don't know.
Do you change love to a wobble to the...
That show was tight.
That was a while ago though.
Yeah, I remember his name.
I'll bring it back up.
Just blurt it out.
Well, whatever the last tour was with Twisted and was it...
Who else was on the lineup?
It was Axe Murder Boys, was it?
That's a damn good question.
Yeah, it was, right?
It was.
I think so.
So that tour, he was on that tour.
Because Axe Murder Boys was supposed to be on this Twisted one back in October.
The Hawthorne on?
Yeah.
So it wasn't, they weren't on that?
Unless it was just recently, but that was years ago you told me about the chain.
Nah, this was like a couple months ago.
Was it?
Yeah, last time I saw you at my job and shit.
Oh, well maybe it was.
Did you hear?
But I was back in October.
Axe Murder Boys had a car accident.
Okay, my bad.
Why are you interrupting?
What you want?
Because this is actually more relevant to the goddamn podcast and that is...
Did you pay attention to Ubisoft's things the day after fucking?
I did not watch it at all.
I forgot it happened.
You know, do you know?
I heard about the Assassin's Creed VR, that's about all I heard about.
Fuck all that.
Fuck all that?
What?
Okay, what?
What's one game we've been waiting to hear about?
South Park 3?
No, we got a beta 4 and we both really like.
Oh, yeah, X to find.
It's coming out later this year.
Yeah.
And I told you about the beta.
Do you know what day it comes out?
I don't know.
Did they announce the actual release date?
No, not the date, but the next beta when the next beta is going to be open.
Yeah, I texted it to you.
When is it?
June 21st.
Fuck, fuck.
No, I don't remember you texting to me.
The 21st, I think at like, what, 10 a.m. Pacific time until like 10 a.m. the 24th Pacific time.
Yeah.
I texted it to you, dork.
I don't remember you ever texting to me.
Look, hold on.
I'm about to pull my phone out.
I checked too.
Oh, I pulled it out.
And then they said.
Go on my bed.
Sorry.
I think they said it was going to be.
Hold on, we're nerd arguing.
Give us a second.
You're going to keep it going.
After the beta ends, I think they said there was going to be like a six week hiatus before
release.
So that puts the release in like August.
But look, go back just a little bit.
Oh, yep.
Yep.
You sent it to me on Monday.
Yeah.
I'm confirming it.
I'm looking at it.
I'm looking out shortly after the beta.
So did they give an actual release date?
No, it's still just it's still just announced the beta.
Okay.
Yeah, I heard about that like earlier.
Yeah.
So that was Google and I was like, when the fuck is this game coming out?
Have you played it?
Wait, which is called ex defiant?
I know of it, but I've never actually played it.
So the nickname of it, the nickname of it being played right now is the cod killer because
it's being developed by Ubisoft.
Yeah.
It's Ubisoft's first first person shooter since Titanfall.
It's some of the original call of duty developers.
Okay.
But I'm saying like, so that's how I started it out that way.
Because it's a Ubisoft's first first person shooter really since like, well, apex and
Titanfall.
Apex and Titanfall.
Apex came out fucking how long ago now?
Like years ago.
They haven't done that.
No, that's EA.
That's Titanfall and apex, not Ubisoft.
Yeah.
Ubisoft was a part of apex or was a part of Titanfall though.
Yeah, the first one.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
A little bit, but the rest of them were was.
But that's why I'm saying that's it still stands.
They haven't done it first person.
They haven't done a first person shooter since Titanfall.
No.
They do Tom Clancy, don't they?
Is that Ubisoft?
Yeah.
Last time Tom Clancy came out.
That's Ubisoft.
They've done Rainbow Six Siege and all the Rainbow Six games and Division.
Yeah, that's Ubisoft.
I thought that was a different.
Pretty sure that Tom Clancy is the whole Ubisoft.
I thought that was a different game.
But it's like under the.
I don't know.
You think everybody says Ubisoft and fucking you think of fucking.
Assassin's Creed.
Yeah, right, right.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure you're right.
Not of the same thing.
Ubisoft does the Tom Clancy games.
But it's like, okay, so fucking scratch my stamp.
Scratch my stamp.
Yeah, they like I fuck with Assassin's Creed the franchise, but like God damn.
Ubisoft Montreal.
God damn they make so many right.
They made.
Ubisoft has a lot of fucking sections Assassin's Creed.
They make a new one each fucking year.
So there's a huge, huge, huge controversy actually within Assassin's Creed right now.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, even since Valhalla and before.
Oh, yeah.
So that so like essentially did you play like Origins?
Origins is a little bit of it.
So like so Origins.
I don't remember what the game was Origins Origins was Egypt.
The Egypt one, right?
I did not play that one.
And I did not play it.
What's the one right after it?
I think it's the Roman one.
Yeah, which one was the Roman one?
Odyssey.
I did not play those two, but I played like Syndicate and Valhalla.
So I just haven't got to play the other two.
So, but it kind of dipped down.
So when they went in, so when it went into Odyssey, they completely changed the mechanics
of it.
Yeah, they totally did.
Origins and then they did the same thing when they went into Odyssey and completely scratched
it and fucking did it again.
And then Syndicate will Odyssey went into Valhalla.
Right.
That's the same mechanic.
That's what I heard was it syndicate and then into Syndicate was different.
I liked syndicate was at least like story wise.
Kind of like a lot almost kind of like unity was because I played the shit out of unity.
Yeah, unity.
Well, you knew I think unity was still SEO, wasn't it?
But it had the unity came.
I had the multiplayer.
I think it was the first one that added like introduced multiplayer thing.
No, you had a multiplayer in unity was the first one where they started the team's where
you can do multi assassinations with online.
I was like, because I'm pretty sure Assassin's Creed three had online play and black flag
did.
I don't remember, but yes.
I know.
I played black fly.
Unity was the first one where they made it where you could do it as like like team death
match type shit.
I think not where you specifically it was because that was the big thing with unity when it came
out was like that was the whole team.
The whole point was the team thing.
Yeah, and being able to assassins.
Yes, exactly.
And then being able to fully randomly for like random like that was the first one that made
that like super pot.
That was like their big selling point when I released.
I remember like $2 on fucking game.
I almost downloaded advanced warfare.
Yeah.
On my Xbox.
Yeah, we have it.
We're not file sharing.
There we are.
Not on my new Xbox.
You don't file share with me anymore?
I don't know.
I don't fucking remember.
I told you I'd file share with you anyway.
Oh, I know.
I just really want to play advanced warfare because I want to play JAPX.
What's your guys's favorite games?
Favorite games?
Yeah.
I know that's yours.
I know that my, my, my, my all time favorite.
Like one of my all time favorites was always manhunt by Rockstar Games.
I feel like they should be.
It's like fucking say that and all I think of is fucking deer hunt.
It was the one where you played the deer and you hunted the humans.
Okay.
I've never played that, but that game was fun.
It's fun.
I never played that, but it's a older PC game.
I played the fuck out of it when I was willing to play it.
Because it was just like destroy all humans, right?
Oh, dude.
It was like a big buck, Hunter.
First and way more.
Last one sucked.
Like they only made two.
No, they made a third one and it was in Vegas, but it was so, it was so rushed that it was
fucking.
It was choppy and complete and horrible.
And I played the shit out of destroy and the remasters.
Yeah.
Those games are for your favorite games manhunt of all time.
One of my favorites.
Yeah.
What's your favorite like newer gen?
Like let's say 360 and up.
360 and up.
PS2 and up or?
Black was pretty good on the PS2.
Black.
I really liked black at the time, which was EA's like first person shooter and it was kind
of like the graphics were ahead of its time for the processor.
For the PS2?
Like did the PS2?
Literally, literally.
And try it.
If you haven't tried it, if you have like Game Pass or whatever, you know, Ultimate or
whatever, like it has EA a part of it so you could download the game and play it.
Oh shit.
Like I tried to play in it, but it's like I played it so much and passed it that it's
like I, I remember the deer.
That's what it's called.
Deer Avenger.
I think I remember that.
Fuck, I don't know.
You're going to play the trailer?
Is it a side scroller?
No, it's actual gameplay.
Oh shoot.
Yeah, I have seen.
I just never got to play it.
I would play that.
It's so funny.
I play some.
Oh, so funny.
I play some random games sometime.
I should find that and download it now.
I play some random games.
That is awesome.
Fucking play that on stream.
That's what I should.
Let's say my favorite game.
I don't have to think of the latest favorite.
The next gen?
Okay.
Yeah, next gen favorite.
I got to say.
Six packs and shit?
I think my favorite, are we talking like single player or like multiplayer?
Anything.
Just anything?
Like, you know, like you kind of have like a top 10 or some shit.
Or you just have one.
Let me guess.
Call of booty.
No.
Oh, you fucking play.
Oh, that's not your favorite.
Okay, what is it?
Battletoads.
Oh, battle toads.
Fucking great.
I think we did.
We did talk about that on like ADHD.
It's remastered.
I remember that.
Okay, next gen.
Next gen.
It's your favorite next gen.
Like, okay, more like within our era recently, last few gen.
You know, it goes along well with Battletoads.
You can do N64, Nintendo and all that if you want.
But like do it, do an older one classic and a next gen.
It would be gun, gun and gun two.
Any game.
From original Xbox.
I remember.
And then an older one.
Dude, that game was tight.
Excluding, excluding that one.
That's the never saw the creators of Tony Hawk.
Excluding the one that I are.
Excluding the one that I already said.
So it would be that one and what the fuck was it?
Dude, gun and a 007.
Oh yeah, 007.
Bull Denier.
Yeah.
I was just playing that one.
I was playing it on Switch.
That's where we all learned.
My honest opinion on the Switch, it's fucking annoying to play with the controllers unless
they updated it.
But on the Xbox, it's fucking great.
All I have to say is that's where we all learned that.
Yeah, no, rush it.
Try it on the Xbox.
I didn't try it on the Xbox.
I tried it on both and I'm like, fuck the Switch.
I'm playing it on the Xbox.
Because the controls, they're so laggy.
They don't control.
Oh, they're on a delay.
Yeah, there's a lot of delay.
I can see that.
The Switch controllers do that a lot.
Yeah, but there's games that are kind of remade for the Switch and they're good.
That's why having a wired connection in my PC for my controller is great.
Oh, I mean.
Wham.
I put it on the Switch.
It seems like that wouldn't even make a difference for the Switch.
It's just like that.
Well, I mean, you could go get the other controller for it too.
I have wired, wireless, Joy-Cons.
I'm also on fucking PC where I can actually change settings and shit.
Oh, you're an Xbox boy again.
Only for travel and to play Harry Potter and fucking Jedi Survivors.
I have to say, Harry Potter is so good.
Is it on sale yet?
Like, only because I want to...
I don't know.
Maybe on Gamefly.
I bit the bullet and paid 75 bucks for the Series X version.
No, it's on a die.
And I know, and I told you I want a game share to you.
It looks fucking great.
And I know I've heard really good things and stuff.
It is amazing.
But like, I'm not personally like, I'm not into Harry Potter like that.
I don't hate on it.
I'm just not into it like that.
No, right.
We can talk about it, dawg.
And you guys might even...
I got you.
You guys, another thing like, you guys might even like,
all right, you guys could like start hating me now.
We don't hate, bro.
I hate it.
I hated you as soon as I started talking about it.
I don't like a love...
He's just basically a slime alone.
Everybody, anybody can hate you.
Hey, it makes the world go round, right?
Exactly.
It canceled for that.
Fucking, you guys might hate me from now on.
What?
Like, I don't...
I'm not...
Just don't say Superman can beat Goku and we'll be fine.
I might have to go outside and fight about it.
I'm not like, I fuck with Star Wars, but I'm not at all into it like that.
I don't give a fuck.
Why would I hate you?
Well, I don't know.
I'm just saying...
You fuck Star Wars.
You can get...
Both of you can get the fuck out.
You can get out of my house.
No, no, no, no.
I said I was...
No, no.
I'm just kidding.
No, I fuck with Star Wars, but I'm not like...
I will go get your wife.
I'm not...
That's fine.
You know what she's gonna do?
I'm not like...
Probably just take my side for the peer-to-peer event of it.
I don't fall with it.
Because you know absolutely she would just a straight up.
That's what I mean to say, I guess.
What?
I don't follow it like most people do.
Oh, yeah.
Honestly, I've only started...
I'm super obsessed with Star Wars lately in the last six months to a year.
Like, into fucking audio books and shit like that.
I used to be hard to listen to.
The books are really fucking good.
If you're into listening to books and shit like that and you're into sci-fi fantasy shit,
the books are really fucking good.
The newer trilogy destroyed it for me and I hate everything.
I thought about reading... did you listen to or read?
Did they make a book version of the last three too?
A book version of the last three movies?
Yeah.
I don't know.
The fuck?
I don't know.
Get off of her.
You have a parrot?
No.
Oh, my accent came out right there.
Somebody yelling at somebody.
Mom's yelling at the puppy.
Probably.
That's exactly what it was.
That was the point.
What is...
I'm not a fan of that.
You never know.
I'm not a fan of that.
What is... you never really said what your favorite...
My favorite?
Like, are your favorite...
Yeah, bitch.
What's yours, huh?
Let's just say our favorite games to make it easier.
So, okay.
Old school, I'm gonna go NFL Blitz.
Oh, I remember people playing that.
Oh, hell yeah.
OG, I wish that game would come back.
Or Street.
I liked the remake.
Street, whatever.
Blitz.
Because there was Street...
No, it was Street, NFL Street.
There was NFL Street.
Oh, yeah, see, my favorite one of Blitz was the newer ones on 360 where you could actually
break motherfuckers' bones and shit, and they actually saw it.
I remember watching that one.
That was my favorite.
Like, Blitz was...
NFL Street is what I meant, because it was the Street Ball one, not the big stadium.
Where you could fucking get all buff, and you could just run forever, and oh my god,
I love that game.
Jump like 12, 9, 37 feet in the air.
Exactly.
You know which one it was?
My fuckers would be like 8 foot, 9 foot, 12 foot.
Why hasn't that been remastered yet?
I don't know.
Fucking start a petition or something.
Right.
Because of politically correctness and the current economy, that word?
Who knows?
Probably, possibly.
I'm just sick of maddening.
Sorry, I just use way too many big words in that one, so I remember.
I'm sick of maddening and all of that.
No, the motherfuckers think I'm smart and shit, and I don't want that.
You're too smart, you're offending me.
And then, so...
Damn, ain't that a better bitch?
It's like that one shit, Joe Rogan.
Seth Rogan, I forget what he says in one of the lines in the movie, like, he says something similar to that.
I forget which movie it was, but...
Ain't that a bad a bitch?
Yeah.
Right.
But no, my bad, go on.
You're good.
I think my next gen is, it's between three games.
And it's hard.
Yeah, Pokemon and Destiny, I can guarantee you are two.
You got one.
And it's Destiny.
It's between Destiny, because it has been really good the last couple expansions.
Yeah.
This one sucks, dick.
Destiny's done that.
I haven't played it since the expansion drop, and I played it hard.
Like, six out of ten have been kind of asses.
But I think I got more hours into Destiny that I do Pokemon anyway.
That's separate.
Like, lifetime total, you'll throw the shit.
Yeah.
Oh, okay, maybe lifetime total.
I'll play the shit out of Pokemon throughout my life.
So I'm saying lifetime total, you're full of shit.
So next gen, top favorite, okay, so we'll knock off Destiny.
But it's between the Harry Potter game, Hogwarts Legacy.
Yeah.
Because of how good it is.
But that's probably number two, and my number one is probably Apex.
Okay.
Yeah.
If that counts, because I mean it is all multiplayer.
If we're talking that kind of shit, like I would honestly, I prefer original like Warzone
Rebirth.
Well, I mean like.
The first, the fucking Alcatraz one.
I mean, Apex and all that, it counts as next gen, right?
Yeah.
So I mean, I've probably put more hours in Apex than I have any game.
I have more in Apex than I do Destiny.
Xbox One, when that came out.
Yeah.
I mean, not quote unquote, next gen, but because technically, next gen is considered to PS5
and the Xbox, and the ones that we have now.
Xbox One, PS4 is previous gen.
That's previous gen.
That's what I'm saying.
So like the only ones that are considered next gen.
So next gen, I guess would be Series X and all of that.
But oh, I can consider Xbox One and PS4 a part of next gen still.
Yeah.
And it doesn't really feel like an exclusive gen yet.
I don't.
Like when 360 with Xbox One.
I don't.
Like that was a whole generation skip.
For the, I argue that on one fact alone.
What?
These consoles and shit can do 120 FPS.
Yeah.
The consoles, every console before that, do you know what is capped out at?
1080p.
That's resolution dips shit, not frames per second.
60, every generation of console before the current one.
I think the S's were capped at like 30 though.
Weren't they?
Nope.
They're all 120.
Oh.
I don't know.
I'm gonna go fuck.
No, it's all consoles are capped out at 60 frames a second for the microprocessors.
See, and you know what's funny?
I don't give a fuck about 120 frames per second.
Oh, trust me.
Yes, you do.
Yeah.
When you start running, when you start running over that like 100 frames a second.
I've gave up all the beautiful games right now to play fucking Pokemon.
You think I care about graphics.
Hey, Pokemon.
What?
I'm playing on PC and shit.
Pokemon, it could look a little, it could look a little bit better, huh?
But it looks cool enough, but it could look great.
It looks great.
I like it.
It looks exactly what I would expect Pokemon to look like as a video game.
The way that it does.
Well, actually, I think this one's kind of more what we wanted as a kid.
And we finally got those dumb tubs.
No, like graphic wise, I feel like, here's a kingdom.
I'm hungry.
Looks a little better than that.
How long have you been in the episode?
Still gonna run.
Huh?
I am hungry.
I'm gonna start getting pissy.
Tip touch.
You might have hate crimes and shit.
You need a tip touch.
You wanna join us?
I know you don't want.
Yeah, I do.
I have a couple actually.
There you go.
Tip touch, beer touch, all the above.
Yay.
Anyways, I'm just fucking with you anyway.
120 frames, 60 frames.
It doesn't, I think mine stops, my TV only goes to 60 frames.
So it don't bother me.
Yeah.
What kind of TV do you have?
It's just a 4K.
Same TV as this one right here.
It's just a 4K?
Yeah, it's just a 4K.
It only goes to 60 frames.
What's the Hertz refresh rate on it?
I don't fucking know.
Is that the important, that's the part that you're looking for?
It's a cheap Roku TV.
Good?
Yeah.
Alright.
I appreciate it though.
I like almonds.
Okay, that's understandable.
That was a weird face.
I like almonds.
I don't know why.
I just don't like almonds.
I think I have other ones that don't have almonds.
You got them?
Alright.
Here you go.
This is an out of normal thing.
This was normally recorded on Sundays.
So recording in the middle of the week.
It's completely like thrown off schedule.
So I'm like, bitch, I was supposed to eat dinner when I got home.
Yeah, I know how that feels.
And I still got to go to O'Reilly's after this.
This is kind of normal for me.
The weekend still kind of thrown me off.
Because we used to record ADHD on Thursday nights.
Oh yeah, see, during the week is completely weird for me.
Well, we used to do it every Thursday night.
And then because that way Friday, like all we have to do is get through Friday and we're good.
Not like Monday, you know.
Where then we got to worry about it the whole week and shit.
Thursday, everything off.
I honestly like, I think I've downed to ask you like once every couple of weeks, how's the show doing?
We're doing good.
We're doing really good.
When we put stuff out there.
I might have missed the last few episodes.
They haven't released yet.
You did fuck.
You listen to it, don't you?
Yeah.
Have we not released an episode?
You get like different reviews on each platform or something?
I haven't found out how to read them yet.
Yeah, Yatar, did you go back and look?
Because right now I'm like, I think I saw the review on the last episode that we did.
Absolutely was released last Monday.
It was released like a few days ago.
Yeah, it would be last Monday.
Which is the one we recorded right before it.
Yeah, and then the last one would have been the fifth.
I know. That just shows that you weren't paying attention to how I was saying it, bro.
We've released every fucking week and recorded every fucking week.
Because I know we worked all day and work on it here.
What the fuck are you today?
I'm gonna stab you.
No, we release everything.
I have nothing saved.
I just wanted to mess with you.
But I saw you got a new phone though.
Fuck no.
What happened to your screen?
I fixed it.
I paid to get a face.
Now I can actually go put insurance on it if I want to.
Now it's not giving me a seizure?
Yeah.
And that nice?
It's very nice.
That's awesome.
Where is it? Like a Galaxy or an iPhone?
Yeah, it's Galaxy S21 Plus.
I think or Ultra or whatever.
Yeah, cause it used to be an iPhone boy.
An Apple boy.
They left me.
iPhone superior.
I'm just kidding.
Anyways, have you gone seen the Guardians yet?
Oh, the newest one?
Yeah, I've been waiting for him for a few weeks to go see it.
When have I had time?
Tushae.
I just had that.
You've seen it?
Fuck yeah, you went on opening night.
I go opening night every time.
I just let him ruin it for me.
I tell him little things and then I wait for him to see it.
It took him like, you waited until Quantimaneo was on Disney Plus.
That's pretty much when I'll see it is when it comes on to Disney Plus.
Especially with the job that I just got.
I really won't have the time.
Yeah, it makes sense.
Unless I get off hella early and there's a theater hella close by.
I'd be like, you know what? I ain't doing shit.
I mean, you could.
Yeah.
Grab you some, go to like a, find an AMC somewhere.
If I can grab some food while you're there.
Boom, dinner and movie.
Take yourself out.
Boom.
I was working up a Seattle. I took my happy ass out to share.
You haven't seen it either?
You know, it's still James Gunn, right?
Yeah, it's his last one.
You know, are you familiar with like his old work?
A little bit.
He was actually one of the people that worked on Toxic Avenger.
Yeah, I knew that.
He's made Suicide Squad.
And he did Slither.
He did a...
What was it, Brightburn?
I believe it was.
I still haven't seen all of that yet.
They call me Slowburn.
No, dude, it's like, it's like
Horror Superman.
Okay, then.
But dude's like, it's a kid.
He's just murdering everybody.
But he's like...
I saw that. I saw that.
I didn't get to watch it all and I haven't been able to find a streamer.
I saw a trailer for it. I know what you're talking about.
I think he did that one too.
I don't know if I remember
seeing that or not.
Yeah, Brightburn. It sounds familiar though.
It's got Elizabeth Banks in it.
It's his mom. He's pretty much Superman.
He's Superman without being Superman.
It sounds really familiar.
I probably have, but it's been a while back.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he had that movie.
Then we have Godchamps this weekend, bitches!
Yeah?
And Father's Day too.
Happy Father's Day, you old pucks.
It'll be my first ever...
Yeah, your very first.
Cheers, buddy.
I'm out of fucking...
Cheers, buddy.
It's a trip because like...
How is it being a gamer dad?
A nerd dad.
It's very trippy.
Just wait until they get older
and they want to watch your fucking press.
Oh dude, I had AJ try to push the fucking button
while I was downloading and fucking playing Hogwarts
the first time.
He's walking up to it. He sees the button.
He hears this, hey, what are you doing?
Yeah, mine doesn't really touch mine.
Until I...
He don't now.
He won't now. It's just like daddy's computer.
You don't touch that shit.
Gotcha. I was like, yeah, he knows.
But I'll let him play the switch every so often.
But what were you saying?
Oh no, it's just...
It's trippy.
It's just very trippy.
Like I'm still...
Sometimes it's like I'm not even a father, you know?
Like I don't think of it.
Then I get, you know...
Reminder. Reminded.
Your daughter's only a couple months old, right?
No, she's about to be six.
Excuse me, six months.
She's about to be six.
Oh, that's not true.
Like Jump Street.
We just hit a fucking time skip.
I was literally just about to say time skip.
Are we about to have an arc done?
I know, I know.
She's about to be six months and shit.
Did that really just happen?
But I still...
It's still very trippy.
Sometimes I kind of like...
Don't think or feel like I'm a dad, you know?
It's different.
My kids are two and five and I still don't think I'm a dad sometimes.
I mean, when I...
I don't mind the space to fuck out.
Minds are general.
When I answer people's questions,
sometimes they're expressions are kind of like...
What the fuck is he talking about?
And I'm like...
That's just how I explain myself.
Take it, how do you take it?
I've been there.
You know, motherfucker, that's great. I don't even know what I'm talking about.
It's not how quick you get there anyway.
But we've been there.
Shit, fuck you, I figured it out.
I still figured it out.
Crazy because, you know, she's slowly...
New things are slowly coming out.
Just wait. It gets more fun.
Changing and stuff.
She just started like barely, slowly laughing and stuff.
I'm doing like stupid shit and she's fucking laughing.
And it's the best.
I'm literally barking at her like a dog and she's cracking up.
But it's hilarious.
Obviously it's great.
Because once they hit about two, they're dicks.
Obviously it's...
It's a great moment.
I have your fucking asshole of the little girl to death.
Jesus Christ.
That baby laugh.
All the way up until their...
That's the most precious fucking thing.
About five or six, right?
That little fucking giggle.
Because even as Todd was saying...
My lost his giggle, he just has an evil maniacal laugh.
Oh, so does mine.
He's the supervillain.
That's exactly what I tell him.
It's always when he's ready to go to bed.
This fool's always on his villa at art.
Right. Have you met mine?
Why do you think they're best friends?
I think I met your son earlier.
Yeah.
He was trying to ask me something but I...
You just called my son an asshole.
I do my response shit about apple tree.
Yeah.
I was waiting for that.
Yeah.
So I looked to said to Chelsea.
What I was thinking.
It was fucking apple tree.
He's trying to socialize.
Anytime I come over and I don't have my son.
He's like, where's AJ?
That is his best friend.
My son is spitting image of myself.
Oh, they're both big kids.
He's my first boy.
I remember of your daughter.
Yeah, this is his first boy.
Yeah, she's his first boy.
How was she doing?
She's good.
She's gonna be here this weekend because school is about to be out.
Nice.
Little shithead.
She's a little shithead.
You just saw her three days ago.
What do I mean?
I forgot about that.
It felt like a week ago.
We're fucking up the schedule.
It's okay. You're not gonna be here and we're gonna be off.
It's gonna feel bad.
On Sunday we're gonna call each other and talk for 10 minutes.
We gotta make it feel like it's normal.
I got another one on Saturday.
I'm bringing on my buddy Corey.
I have something as backup.
Not saying it's backup to the fans.
It'll come out.
So you guys know there's now gonna be a fist fight
done after the show because I am extremely offended.
Are you?
What?
That was one of those moments.
Everybody, he likes to rile me up by giving me misleading information.
I just tell him I'm gonna fight him at really random moments
and play into it super hard.
I'm gonna be like,
then do it again later on
because it happens to me and i hate to say that
but guys,
just keep talking to the guys when you're done.
who know.
and suddenly,
other guys to want to beat you up,
they say,
just stand back all night.
They say that to everyone.
I think you got the idea.
And he said,
if we created this books together,
He went to go like you fought and like and you have see that was not high school
I was doing that makes sense like yeah, I'm not gonna fight him. He's right. It's too. It's just funny
So like whatever that's why I don't understand why he jumped so hard would I do that especially with the right timing?
Because he'll be like why are you gonna fight me like I'm not gonna
Like I'm actually gonna have to try and fight you because you know I'm not gonna shoot you like I don't know
Bullets are cheaper than what I shoot. Yeah, that's exactly. I promised no face shots my two-way. Okay. I can't okay
I might maybe a my shell but
My punch that fucking bullet away you never know hey if he does
Dropping right there if he if he somehow managed to like push it away punch it cut it
Fucking block it with his chest. I'm bowing down kissing his feet right there
Stop and an instant heartbeat and I'm just gonna look at him and I'm gonna be the most pissed I've ever seen
Yes, make sure that bitch wasn't a fluke do it again
And I'm gonna keep doing it and I'm gonna load a whole fucking clip until this motherfucker get shot
And then I'm gonna be pissed cuz how come he gets a superpower and I don't he's like wait a minute. Oh, yeah
This gonna be Baku Ko and Deku over here. I
Really gonna hate you it would be so I'm sorry
You would have to try so hard to not be a complete like assed off super villain like definitely like completely
Way, dude would be that you would be the real-life version of fucking Deadpool because he would absolutely knowingly
Flirt with that fucking line of vision between vigilante and fucking villain
I'd fucking kill you. I think I would be you're not fucking worth the fucking like
Cost of what this led would be to be sound at you and the amount of sweat for me pulling this trigger like I think I
Would be more like Tony Stark or Batman
Where I would just have a plan that I know I can kill you I
Will find a way this kryptonite somewhere
Stopping plan for everybody in the fucking Justice League. Yeah, so does Iron Man Iron Man had everybody in the Avengers covered
The Hulk Buster the Thor Buster same thing
gonna his is just suits
But
That would be me and then I would just look I'd probably end up like Batman
I'd just be like cool. I'm just gonna go punch it
Click click bang
Just wear a fucking mask
I'll be like kick ass. There you go. He said clickety clock banging my Glock
Yeah, maybe like kick ass like he said. Yeah, I'd be like kick ass. He said I'm gonna fight you
I'm gonna said homie. I pay four hundred dollars for a pistol. I'm not about to fight you. Yo ass is going on a t-shirt like
Nah, I'm gonna learn America breathing
Second form break yourself
Don't fuck with me, bro, but for real though if you got a power I'd be so pissed
You'd be like why you out of all of our friends fucking you. Yeah, I'm the main character here
Or all the main character in our own perspective bitch. No, you just you decide character. That's all your side arc. I'm the main
Silence is a yes, bro
If you could have a power what would it be like it not stopping bullets, but like if you really could have your own quirk, let's say
What would it be or what would fit you
I would fit me fuck that's some kind of the quirks are kind of some kind of fucking smoke screen
Smoke screen jutsu
Do a shot shadow no stone jutsu
Follow a shadow dick jutsu
That's for the ho ninja dog. I'm the stone ninja now. Hey, you have this one. Oh
Oh shit
Appreciate my guy. Yeah, man. This guy you can have this one if you want actually so you do have a smoke screen dope
He was like just some kind of like smoke manipulation. I guess so some I mean I
Don't know something not like super screen. Yeah, something not super basic like fucking that's what power you okay
What would you pick or would I pick that's what it would fit you? What would you pick?
I don't even sure if that would fucking fit me. I just say that funny because it's smoke a lot. Uh-huh
When I think of real quick my bad
Screen that I'm thinking of like fucking Pokemon when you use that
Attack that's my ass after a nap, right?
That's some diamonds. I get it. What would you what would you get? What power would suit you do?
So I was thinking thinking of kind of like two things one like I would love to like teleport to like
Travel around the world type shit another
Kind of similar like night crawler
Teleport kind of similar you
That's the second thing I was thinking is night crawler because he could he kind of used to be one of my favorites
But I mean he's got a like the only go short distance though, right? Yeah, that's why like yeah
He couldn't like almost like he couldn't like disappear and reappear right through walls and shit
I was thinking of both of those things been there because that's the second thing is you say night crawlers
What I was thinking because he used to be one of my say teller for this all I can think of that or that
Yeah, no like tell like kind of
I was gonna say like I was gonna say like flying because you could kind of see travel to
mistaken magneto see I thought about flying. No, it's not Magneto. That's the
Scarlet witch and Quicksilver. That's right. Um, I
Thought about flying and I'm so afraid of heights, but if I knew I could fly
Right, I feel like that'd be completely different because you're in full control exactly
Until I lose oh, I'm always gonna be afraid. I'm gonna lose my power. I think so like
Like the plane going to a big-ass plane
She
Between two it'd be like either like super strength or invincibility
Invisibility
That would be sick like doesn't count
Okay, in vulnerable to find invincibility. Okay in vulnerability like just a more immortality. No, no, no, no like Superman
I think you can hurt him. So there's a specific way you got to do it, but he's not invincible
He's invulnerable though. That's more. Yeah, it's not invincible though. No
I think like immortal. That's why I said invincible. That's why I changed it into invulnerable. Okay
I mean yeah, when I think of invincible. I think of like someone disappearing like and that's invisible
Oh, yeah, you're right. You're right. Okay. You're right. Yeah, right. Thanks
Invincible would be like
Okay
percentage you're like that point five percent you might fucking win hey, I won't point though invisibility would be really tight
Bro, I'm sneaking in all the locker rooms are being you pop out so many different dirty
Going to just just sit there and just I'm just saying
So many different dirty fantasies are going to be fulfilled if I have an invisible power
So let's just not do that. That's so many felonies that are getting racked up instantaneously
But who's gonna know I mean facts. That's I mean I get it. Oh look, there's a motherfucker there. No, I'm not
I would pick if I could pick one
It would be your mama
probably
No, it would be
access to the speed force
I'd be I'd be a speedster that would be my my poison
So he just wants to do ultra meth all the time. Ah, I just want to I want to go fast
Dude, you straight up go fast
It would be you're like the fucking turbo of the snow and shay out exactly. I want the super speed. I don't know why
Probably because I like to drive fast, but if that what he says I want to go fast
No, that's rick and bobby
First your last baby. Yeah, I remember I remember that
Hey, you know how much money we've been making?
We like hey
Let me run over Japan real quick get that new Pokemon game. No, you want to see me do it again?
Live
Hey, imagine imagine the footage I could sell
Hooking like a body camera or like a gopro and fucking just booking it over to Japan real quick
I'd be like across the water like in the blink of oh my god
My fuckers would be like me youtube like this. I would be the I guarantee you'd be the top rated fucking youtuber. You know, um
Hey guys, look watch me in japan. No, America
That's where when you can run this my fucking fast want to see me do it again. That'd be my my catchphrase watch me make this felony
Funny thing uh fucking on uh one of the toxic avengers fucking um the main guy the toxic Avenger
Swam from new york to japan and shit
It was so fucking good. It was so fucking swimming. It was so fucking easy. It was so easy
It has a it was straight up cheesiness right? I was I've seen jaws, bro
Yeah, fuck that. I wouldn't want to
70% of that bitch still has not been explored. You can't tell me there are not still megalodons in that motherfucker. Oh, there's something
There is
Down there. I bet cthulhu ain't down there. Hey
That's the coon's fault
What nothing you've never seen the south park episode. What about cthulhu? Yeah
It's a whole like trilogy about uh the oil company drilling down in the ocean and cthulhu releasing cthulhu
Yeah, I remember cartman. They have the super the superhero identities and whatever
And uh cartman's the coon
Oh, yeah, that's right. Be friends cthulhu and like kills justin beaver and like just
Leads cthulhu on a rampage like that's fucking great
Fucking south park. I love so I need a new south park game. It's so bad, bro
I think I think this is a good stop. You know I've actually never played the fucking game
You never played south park. No, and I love south park none of them
No, I know
You never played them either. Have you? Yeah, did you the last uh the last I played the first one
Oh, okay, the last south park games also played the original fucking south park n64 game
The mic. Yeah, I can't hear you also played the original n64 fucking game to a beautiful
The third person shooter. Yeah, yeah the turkey one. There's also I remember that one. Yeah, that was a great game
There's also uh, yeah, I need I need to go to a rally and I need to get food so I don't punch you old bitch ass
What's up?
There we go get go get the pads
I ain't got no pads. I want some I want a bag
So bad hit a bag come over to the house
I could just use you
Why go to your house? Do you want your bag what you want your bag hitting back? Yeah?
I don't mean maybe I don't know you want half power or three quarters. Give me give me like
Point one
So just turn my shoulder essentially. Yeah
I just kind of roll my shoulder
Just give me one for all
At like one percent. No no full cowling. No. No, I'm gonna try full cowling, but no
He said just leave the liver side alone, please because I don't care how hard you need to hit you hit that right
Just don't fuck with my legs because I gotta drive at least my arms and be boxing bro
Yeah, I could not throw bro if I threw a leg kick right now. It would just be like
Wham you're like, you're a dick. Yeah
No, I ain't gonna fight you bro
We are doing it pretty late in the middle of the week and I have you're gonna be gone. I haven't eaten yet either
Yeah, but you're used to how do you do this late or not you detail this late? Normally. Yeah
We're normally yeah, she's
But it's like clockwork dog like five six o'clock like she wants the kids to be eaten
So then that way we can start getting them fucking start the night routine and shit
Touche
Normally we're not even home till like six seven o'clock. Yeah, she's not off work till like eight o'clock. So we just do the
She's off at like 4 30
Right, dude. I don't I wish I'd get off at 4 30
That's why we're doing this. So this is also her first like big girl 40 hour a week job
Oh
Oh, well shout out to her then. Yeah. Oh, no, and she I even heard her finally made that for the first time
She's like, this is my first like 40 hour a week job. I'm like I like it thing was like, yeah
I know I said that a long time ago like it must be weird to have 40 hours
No, I'm over here like I mean it was fucking it before I got this job. I still have a fucking 80 hour job
Oh my god
Hard
How many hours you working you you got 40? I'll have I'll still have a
Occasionally like I'll do overtime if they ask me or
My first week with this company dog. I clocked in 80 hours
The second week was just under the
Second week was like 70 and a half and then this week will probably is it like mandatory and share you want
Well, it's because I'm back from Texas. Yeah, the first week I drove back from Texas in a van to come
That's part of the job
That's that is the job. No, so I'm a I'm an HVAC tech
Okay, so I do I too
I do like maintenance and part replacement diagnostics on but technically his first week
They flew him down to Texas for like to do onboarding and shit like that
And then he had to drive a van a brand new van to drive it back here to be a traveling tech for the state of Washington
So that first week including the training and then driving back from Texas. Yeah, that's that was like a full seven days
Like I left out by day crazy
Yeah, it's not so bad now though, right you getting used to the driving. Yeah
Yeah, that like drive from like Spokane and back like doing that drive like doing that drive there working and then driving back
Wasn't as bad as I thought it was gonna be
Especially on the way back
I was like, fuck this is gonna stuck at some point and there was like one point where I was like I'm staring too much
And I know that because I'm starting to get tired. So then it's like, okay
I just start jamming out to music a little bit myself up like
Podcasts
Some shit
Country music seems to keep me awake. It's weird
Like I can listen to all kinds of shit, but I play like good country music
I'm it keeps me awake because I sing along. I think that's why certain artists that'll keep me awake because that's what that's
What my brain's craving so that that's what so like I've been constantly listening to like that mexican ot
Or dubstep you can't have to never sleep during dubstep. Oh, you like that guy?
That mexican ot
Oh, yeah, my brother is like, I've only seen that one. My brother's been messaging me about him and
He's in hilly, right? Yeah. Yeah. He's in highland park. Okay. Yeah. Um, he still makes beats too. Oh shit
We're gonna have to start doing something. Yeah, you'll like my brother
We need to do let's we should do one big rap
New intro
I'll still rap and shit. No, okay
Oh, you're shaking your head. No, bro
It's a circle
Oh, slightly nutting. Sorry
I'll me that I used to rap with he's still rapping like crazy. Oh, he'll shout him out
MC remedy check him out on fucking on google and shit
Whatever
YouTube soundcloud
Spotify all the streaming is on air. He's on pretty much everything might be on porno. I don't fucking know
I'm fucking stuck on google
I don't
I don't fucking know. He's on everything
Oh, man, but I think that's a good ending point for no, I have one more question for you. I'm sorry. I have one more question
What?
It's been bugging me. I'm sorry. What?
Spit it out
You put me on the spot and I was like you just did that to yourself. It was kind of more of an interesting question
Okay, what is it? I just I was just curious
about
Nerd culture in general. Okay, what about it? My question was like
Why is it okay?
To be a nerd now
That was my that's a damn good fucking question. That's what I wanted to ask and I was gonna ask you
No fucking no's right like okay. Do you guys remember?
Why does it become so mainstream in the last like five years?
Okay, okay, let me let me let me dive in real quick. So like
Now it's we're in fucking high school now. Why is it? Yeah when we were in high school middle school whatever comic books
Fuck I played yugioh in the cafeteria pokemon. I did that I was a child. I did that middle school
That should stop coming to high school. I mean video games were kind of hit or miss
But I should play call of duty. You were cool. Yeah, but it's like anime or hailed comic books manga yugioh magic
Dungeons and dragons
All right, because most people like still read some kind of cosplaying like all that other shit like watching manga like reading manga
Like that was the one thing I still like you would catch me doing in high school still was maybe writing a manga from time to time
Yeah, um, but like I read that even that would even like was still super low key
Like I was one of those kids that was a closet nerd that would make fun of the other fucking nerds
That would still go home and watch Naruto and bleach like do you and yeah, and yet we were still the nerds playing yugioh at school
That like I said that stopped in middle school
I didn't do that shit. I played that shit high school. That was the term
I did not unless I was playing with you at your house, bro. I was not playing yugioh. So I'm telling you that right now
Back in the day just real quick back in the day
So we would get laughed at uh-huh, you know made fun of we were kind of outcast
Especially the kids that Naruto ran at school the dipfucks and Naruto and how many episodes have you watched?
Fucking damn near all of it. Exactly. Have you seen Naruto?
Yeah, exactly. I got that shit tattooed on the back of my neck. How me so how come like
How could we were the outcast if we were nerds like the classic like nerd from like 80s 90s
Whatever and then now all of a sudden it's fucking if you don't like fucking batman european shit
Yeah, or if you don't like yeah, I don't kiss me don't know who Goku is
Is every year because finally all the old nerds are old enough to make that shit society acceptable
Or we're all just like go fuck yourself. Everybody finally realized that they just no all of the nerds finally got like
Or the nerds just took over the nerds finally got like out of fucking relationships and shit like that where old ladies like
You can't be like that to the motherfuckers that are in there like 25 to 30s
They're like I can be a nerd again, bitch. You can go fuck yourself. I'm gonna be married
Like revenge of the nerds. I mean pretty much
Yeah, well you realize how many nerds that were like that or like us or whatever that like
Younger didn't come out about it at first. You know what I'm saying?
um
Got with like
A cheerleader or some kind of fucking athlete in some way shape or form. What have you what not?
You know, and then it was like well, you can't do that shit once they find out after later on, you know
Or something because eventually they always do
And then they end up fucking they break up it doesn't fucking work because obviously they're extremely too diff
completely too different fundamentally like
And then it's like okay now I'm being told that I can't fucking do all this shit and I pay all my responsibilities
I have a good fucking job. Fuck yourself. I'm gonna get a fucking cosplay. I'm gonna run around in a fucking Deadpool onesy guilty of that
I got a spider-man onesy. Yeah, we're fucking
It's not even onesy. It's a morph suit
But like I just tried to fucking catch me at fucking Christmas with my family and my girlfriend's family like whatever sitting in a fucking Deadpool onesy
Wearing some kind of fucking I'm wearing an anime fucking jersey right now like I don't wear nothing
I don't wear nothing. Yeah, like I got fucking Goku Digimon like the dragon from GT Naruto bleach
Star Wars like I got fucking all kinds of nerd shit tattooed on me. We're about to fucking tattoo my hero
I can name you honestly. That's true. Yeah, it's a whole lot of gang shit in this money. God damn it
I haven't
I'm a little dick. That's the main character
I know of it and one of my
He's like literally rocking the tattoo that I'm gonna get essentially
Bakugo means more to me than Deku. I can't find a Bakugo shirt and hat so
Yeah, that's because the internet. That's because Walmart. Yeah, that's what I'm saying because you gotta get all the internet
They need to like carry even more shit. They've been carrying a lot of spider-man shit
They have been but they they need to like carry a little bit more shit. Yeah, so we're banned shit
I want to see a death model shirt one day like cannibal corpse or something, but I ain't gonna care
That's more hot topic. You never know though because they have all this other shit that you're like Walmart selling this shit or whatever
That's true, too. But yeah, but yeah, I was just curious about that. Maybe we could deep dive on that Zach
Mario right here
Mario Mario Mario I still ain't seen that fucking movie. That's a good. It's a good movie. Did you see it?
Yeah, it's a good movie. I heard everybody's loving the shit out of it
I never I haven't even watched the sonic movies either. What size are you? They're good me like yeah, you double x
Damn you big bitch. I was where double x is one of my favorites
Yeah, because that he's one of the characters I got introduced
Into gaming old Sega. Yeah, like he's one of the characters I got introduced into gaming
you know
and but like the first
The first movie was good, but the second one was even better in my opinion. I still I need to watch them
I just haven't seen him and I was gonna go see Mario. I was gonna take my kids with me
Your kids will love it. And it was just kind of like I think I think you'll like it too
I was like, I'll just wait and then Jack Black
He voiced a father. Yeah, I've heard the song and he did the song which if you like obviously you guys like tenacious D
Of course. Yeah, the name of the podcast right?
I'm glad he caught on to that. Oh shit at least somebody fucking
It's fucking straight up tenacious D jack black
Right, where is it? There was so we went to uh and
And kids are singing the shit out of it right now kids are singing in yeah performing in the school. So check this out
We went to it's like wow, it's a trip
Me and the wife and and the kids and all that
We all went to import face-off a couple weeks ago
So this was a nintendo based car
right
I'm showing them pictures and I can post these i'm gonna tell them these people
Um, but so it was a nintendo car. He was he had little mario kart
Um hot wheels nice giving them out to all the kids if they took a picture with the car
And so and like he had like old nintendo's laid out
And uh on the back did I get a picture of it?
Yeah, it was a bunch of mario kart stuff. Here's a video. Oh sick
It's like the rainbow track. Those are like the hot wheels. Yeah, they're the mario ones
But they're mario kart. That's badass and uh, he put the hole like he built the whole little set of and so on the back
In the trunk zek that I show you this too. So he had subs and all that but if you look there's a
Super nintendo and a regular nintendo in the trunk. Oh, I see that three tv's and the controllers. Yeah, that's sick
Yeah, we're yeah down here
like the old
Classic shit and then the emulator one. Yeah
I had the controllers and the tv's
So like the kids were over there playing pokemon
Or not pokemon mario. Oh my bad
Yeah, that's dope. Right and it all works. He's got screens in the back window
It was it was tight like
Here's kind of a picture of one of my buddy's kid playing
You can kind of see it. I think I got a video. Oh, yeah, okay. There goes. Yeah, there's a video
Now I see the top screen a little better because when I saw it wasn't showing I couldn't see the game. Yeah, there goes
Now I could see the game play. Yeah, I had to zoom in it was hot out there and sunny. I bet that's sick
Yeah, see okay, your father's day diff is coming my father's day. Give did you give me a bakugo shirt?
Cool, I'm gonna wear it get my tattoo
If it's here before that I'm not sure if it will. Oh, it'll be tight
Well, don't show me what it looks like. I want to be surprised
But I love you. You're awesome. Well, um, okay. It's I'm hungry. This is the third attempt
We are ending this goddamn podcast now this guy
Why are you so angry because I'm hungry down in no skate calm down
Hungry he's hungry. He's hella hungry. Yeah, I become a dick when I'm hungry. Uh, let's can I give some quick shot?
Yeah, go ahead bro
Um, that's what the shout whoever you want. What do you got?
Uh, you know, Sarah and Gibby and friends and co
Pedicessories
Google that which is your that's your wife's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's Sarah stuff. Yeah
She's a vendor tell her to come pay us and we'll sponsor her. We'll throw up an ad for her
We'll have her reply the answer to you on that. There you go. She'll listen to it. She'll text me. She'll be like, no
No, we'll be at the uh, we're gonna be at the farmers market east, uh,
Vancouver farmers markets. What is she? What is she vendor? She makes and tells uh, pedicessories and and different
Yeah, she just still does the the hammocks, right? Everything. Yeah a little bit of everything
She uh, I've seen her instagram a while ago. Yeah on every like uh, facebook
Originally it was etsy and you know branch out facebook instagram
Tiktok, take it give that one more time. Um, Gibby and friends co
Gibby and friends. I have cards too. She has new newer cards
So I'll give you guys some cards and she absolutely
Um, my brother, I don't even need to call her. She needs stuff for bullies. Um, yeah for for a little bit everything
Just message her online. She's made a custom like hammock for a fucking boa. Oh, that's tight
Yeah, I've seen her do like she did stuff for a lot of rats too. Yeah, originally originally I started with small pets
Right rats and hamsters and guinea fowl and stuff. She makes like cool like nerd stuff too. Yeah
Yeah, a little bit every like she's she's branching out more like um, well because she she likes
Her her favorite game has always been the sims
So yeah, can we count the sims as a game?
You can it is a fucking game. Is it a game? I mean technically it's a semi-erb. I like I love the herbs on xbox
You can actually play co-op
And and you and your like whoever you're playing with like can fuck shit up and like the house will burn
So does this mean like farm simulator is all all that like
What do you mean like farm bill like no like
Farm simulator and like the car wash simulator or whatever the fuck goat simulator like this is are those really games?
Go simulator like tony hawk with a goat
Right
But all right, so this is uh, this has been a very interesting one. Yeah got some cards very interesting
Yeah, that's a gabion friends cards gabion friends code check i'll put um check her and her stuff out on on uh google
I'll take a picture and post it up make sure to take your pictures and we'll make sure to take
Yeah, i'm gonna post that her website in the show notes. I was gonna say i'll post it in my twitter and stuff
I was in a you tweet there my twitter
Give a shout out to my brother emirc beats and shit his check out his beats online and mc remedy the homie mc remedy
My band internal misery i was gonna say you want to plug in your stuff? Oh you saved the best for last aug da
No, two shit plug into my stuff. What do you mean like like you want to plug it?
Play my shit. No plug it meaning like like shout out yourself. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah my shit
Yeah, it was about like because i was like i'm thinking like i could play my shit like plug in my shit
It wouldn't it wouldn't play correct that after do it all good
I'm too dumb to do that internal misery on instagram and shit. We have the uh our link to uh
bandcamp
Site with the music. Yeah, this one time
There's a flute and stuff. Oh my god. Don't don't get me started all that it's a mixture
Right, that those were hilarious like the first two or three
But like all I love all yeah
Except that netflix one they did
Uh those side ones are like uh book of love
But they weren't they were funny. I like they were funny, but they weren't like the official beta house
I think it was my all-time favorite. Yeah
But now like like like on our man to me of van wilder just more titties. I love van wilder
Yeah, fucking van wilder, but uh and deadpool
So of course we get to do now
It's our turn to do our shameless little plugs and you already know we're gonna say go look in the show notes
We're done over repeating ourselves. We're tired of saying it. We haven't said it for like a month. Oh, that's right
So it you know the third four 20 on twitch, you know fergie on facebook
You know the ferg four 20 on tiktok tenacious g
Hey, I stopped plugging our stuff and just putting it in the notes. It should be following us by
Tenacious g. Yeah, but the new people haven't seen it. You know, they just want to hear it
They can repeat it. No what I want people to do is I want people to take the hashtag tenacious geeks
Make that shit tread on twitter
Yeah, make it on twitter and then tag tenacious d in it so we can get us a little collab going
And I know they're doing shows right now. So if somebody called jack black
I need bowser on the geek show
Yes, because you know, he would love to walk into a bedroom and be like, yes, this is where it all starts. Yes
He actually he actually popped up like somewhere in la at a backyard show at a backyard joke. I believe it
Oh, that doesn't surprise me. Yeah, it's like and he'd be like, oh wait, what's going on?
This full replies to people's tiktoks
But I think people were saying like he was like his kids were there some shit like that
But um, it's just like probably didn't recognize them at first. That's fucking sick
But like people are like randomly running to jack black
people were like
Straight up on him and shit. Oh, I would all right back the fuck up
I'd be like I'd look at jack back and be like touch your beard
I just want to dap you up and have a five minute conversation with you that I would I would I would want to talk to jack black
Dude, please. Can we just have a five minute conversation?
I just want to have one great line to pull from this that I got from jack black
I just I'm sorry if that seems selfish, but I feel like this would be the most entertaining fucking five minute conversation
I would at least ever have in my life and I'm absolutely gonna take advantage of that. I would just can I have a picture?
Yeah, I feel like getting five minutes at I feel like getting five minutes of his time is actually the equivalent of fucking like getting a picture
Yeah, but I mean if you were to do the five minutes, then he's got to have the five minutes
He's already getting flustered. So just be like I will fight. I will fight people for you right now for five minutes
Like a wave of zombies and I was gonna say I would probably do the same thing you did
For five minutes. I will fight everybody in here for you
For five security dog
Top fly security of the world top fly security Craig top fly security five bucks. I'll be a security
Hey, just five minutes. Hey, you know what give me give me 20 minutes with a mic just 20 minutes
That's all I want
Smoke a blunt with me real quick. Just fact, you know jack black. Can we just smoke the fatty?
You know jackie for 10 minutes. You know jackie smoky bro this that
Super kind of kind of light dog. Let's hit it for sure
So this has been another wonderful episode of tenacious geeks and our special guest and we very much appreciate you
For coming on thank you very much. I know it's late in the day. Yes. I'm tripping, but it's been good energy
It's been good vibes. I've been the grumpy one because I'm looking hungry. Yeah, we gotta bring you back on a weekend when he's not
Yeah, let me know I'll be back. Yeah, we do it every sunday bro. Yep every sunday morning
Light me up cigarette and drink me beer on sunday. Oh, yeah, we don't start until like noon
11 okay between 11 and 12 30
Well, if I'm ever on the sunday, I'm ever off on a sunday, then I'll come in that noon. Yeah any other day
Obviously Wednesday or Thursday for me. Yeah, because you work on weekends, right? What time are you off normally five?
Yeah, sometimes four like very like rarely. I mean shit. We've done late night sunday ones too when I got into town
Halloween, yeah, but all right everybody. I appreciate you again coming in for the show and
I'm not gonna do anything long or draw or nothing rehearsed or anything as per usual because that's what everybody thinks it is
We love you. Thank you for coming. Thank you for coming
Thank you for going to fuck yourself
And uh, I'm gonna go get some food. I love you all and thank you for turning in for another episode of nation's geeks. Nope, we are done.