Hello. I spent a week out shoveling snow. But
stuff still happened. So what's up? You are a
domestic terrorist. I am a domestic terrorist.
We are all domestic terrorists. You've heard
that saying before. It might have been because
you were watching CPAC in 2022. CPAC is a conservative
convention and they had a panel called We Are
All Domestic Terrorists. During that panel, they
displayed a banner that said exactly that. On
stage, at CPAC. It was a lot. That image has
since made the rounds on the internet. The projection
is super fucking real. Essentially during the
Biden administration, Republicans spent the entire
time talking about how they were being completely
oppressed by the government, and chased down
by the evil communists, and they were transing
the kids, and blah -da -blah -da -blah. And so
then when a report came out from the FBI, in
which the FBI said, hey, objectively, The biggest
contributor to domestic terrorism is right -wing
ideologues. They got really upset about that.
What the FBI was saying was if you look at the
people who have been killed by terrorism recently
and you don't account for like 9 -11, It's mostly
right -wing people doing the killing. But because
conservatives are like professional victims,
they were like, oh, this is the government calling
us all terrorists, and we need to band together
because the government is trying to stamp out
conservative values, screaming and hooting and
hollering about how the US government is calling
normal citizens terrorists. Anyway, apropos of
nothing, here is a list of people that the US
government under the Trump administration has
very recently, just this past month, referred
to as a terrorist. These are all without charges,
by the way. Renee Goode was called a terrorist
posthumously for driving a car near ICE agents.
Alex Spretty was called a terrorist posthumously
for defending a woman who was being pepper sprayed
by an ICE agent. And four people who were involved
in a protest against a church whose pastor is
involved with ICE. Those four are Nakina Levi
Armstrong, Chantal Louisa Allen, William Kelly,
and Don Lemon. That Don Lemon. Sidebar, we're
over here. Hey, I'm not particularly interested
in like... Defending Don Lemon? I - Why do I
have to defend Don Lemon? I don't hate the guy,
it's just like, eh? Also, apropos of nothing,
here is a list of things that the Trump administration
has deemed as potential domestic terrorism. From
an executive order, the Attorney General shall
issue specific guidance that ensures domestic
terrorism priorities include politically motivated
terrorist acts such as doxxing, rioting, slash
looting. trespassing, assault, destruction of
property, threats of violence, and civil disorder.
And finally, here's a list of things the Trump
administration has listed as potential examples
of, quote, violent and terroristic indicia. Call
now today if you're experiencing anti -fascism,
anti -capitalism, anti -Christianity, support
for overthrowing the US government, extremism
on migration, race and gender, or hostility towards
those who hold traditional American values on
family, religion and morality. Whatever in the
fuck that means. So we have the US government
and specifically the Department of Justice and
the Department of Homeland Security labeling
US citizens as domestic terrorists without charges
or really anything. Seemingly, so that they can
just... greenlight violence against them? I've
talked before about the massive increase in surveillance
tech that ICE is gathering, and how they've got
the HSI department, which is usually supposed
to be doing international crime ring investigations,
instead going after who are essentially political
enemies... of ICE. Which makes this line from
that executive order all the more facepalming.
Quote, these terrorism campaigns often begin
by isolating and dehumanizing specific targets
to justify murder or other violent actions against
them. Renee Good was essentially still bleeding
out when a government official went on national
television and called her a terrorist. So, anyway,
let's talk about pedophiles. I don't want to
do this. I don't want to do this. When I was
a young babe, I didn't go to my like fucking
what? Guidance counselor or whatever and tell
them I can't wait to grow up and have an online
show where I talk about all the pedophiles in
my government. I didn't I didn't do that. I probably
was like, I want to be a spaceship boy. I don't
want to be the spaceship. I want to be the boy
on this. I want to be a spaceship. Anyway, the
Department of Justice dropped three million more
files from the Epstein documents, most of them
heavily redacted. And all of them awful, these
documents were supposed to have already been
released in full and mostly unredacted, but that
hasn't happened. And the Department of Justice
would like you to know that they don't give a
shit. The official stance of the Department of
Justice is, we did great. We did a good job.
That's all the files. Fuck you. They've acknowledged
that there's still like another 50 % of the files
that they haven't released, but they're like,
eh, eh, we're not gonna, eh. That's me being
the Justice Department. Alright, so what is in
the documents? a lot. Email records, investigation
reports, collected tips from hotlines, Xbox Live
band notifications, Windows XP activation keys.
Apparently Peter Thiel's dietary restrictions,
but they've been redacted. I want to say that,
like, of course, content warning with this, it's
about Jeffrey Epstein. It's going to be about
really horrific things happening to children.
But I also want to be very, very clear about
the use of the word Children. Were there women
that were above the age of 18 that were involved
in this entire scandal? Yes, absolutely. Let's
not erase the girls here. There's a whole lot
of stuff in these documents that touch on a whole
lot of people. Some were people that we already
knew were in the documents, some are new entries,
and some things are way, way more intense than
the previous drop. There is one document that
I've seen in particular that's getting a lot
of attention that was pulled. from the website
after it was already released, and then people
realized like, oh, this is a really damning document
about Trump, and then they pulled it. I believe
it's been restored, but the main point is the
document was talking about some things that were
among the worst, most egregious allegations that
we've seen so far. And not that I'm not going
to repeat them here, but use your imagination,
multiply it by 10, and you'll get close. That
document was a bunch of tips collected from people
who called a tip line. So it's a really good
example of like a thing that's in the documents,
but it doesn't mean that that's real or happened
or is validated or anything. It means someone
called the FBI and said those words. Now... I
want to say I believe those words I have no reason
not to believe those words and also that's not
how justice works like that's why that's why
I'm not a judge but that's not how justice works
we know these people are awful and terrible and
evil absolutely and I'm not saying that we should
just like give them a pass like oh this is all
fake but understand that right now there's three
million documents with basically no context just
flooding the internet A lot of people want to
be the ones that found something interesting
and shared it, and that is going to cause a lot
of noise while there's people who are actually
coming through all of this, getting meaningful
information that can actually potentially make
a case, or connect things, or make sense of stuff.
Not that we can make sense of. being attracted
to children, but still. That said, there's also
a lot of far more direct stuff, like emails and
photos. So we'll go through a brief list of folks
who are in the Epstein documents in meaningful
capacity, starting with Donald Trump. We got
your boy in the documents, his name is mentioned
several thousand times. We knew this and we knew
for a long time that he had a long -standing
relationship with Epstein and that he was gross
with women and everything and this should not
be a surprise. Bill Clinton is in there still
plenty and that also shouldn't be a surprise
to anyone. I also don't understand why anyone
still thinks that like quote the left gives a
shit about Bill Clinton at all. Stick with the
bills. We got Bill Gates, who has already denied
any allegations. There's apparently allegations
that he got an STD on the island, and there's
also allegations of, like, affairs and all sorts
of other shit, and he says it's - that's nothing.
Bill Gates maintains that his relationship with
Jeffrey Epstein was one of trying to raise money
from a rich guy, which is concerning to me, because
I feel like you don't need to go to a known child
trafficker. to ask for money if you're Bill Gates.
But what do I know? I'm poor. Former Prince Andrew
is also showing up again. He's not having a good
day. Probably the people whose lives he ruined
with his abuse are also not having a good day.
But there's photos of him positioning himself
over top of young women on Epstein's Island.
Care to explain that, my Prince? Steve Tisch,
who co -owns the New York Giants, had a whole
lot of correspondence with Epstein about hooking
up with girls. Girls. Kevin Warsh, who was just
tapped by Trump to replace the Federal Reserve
chair, is also in the Epstein documents. But
the one that I want to talk about a little bit
more is, you guessed it, Elon Musk. Famously,
Elon Musk tweeted out that Trump was in the Epstein
documents and that's why the documents haven't
been released during their whole lovers quarrel
last year. You may also recall that Musk has
been very critical of people who have been at
all associated with Epstein and he tries to position
himself as this like savior of people and blah
blah blah blah. Anyway, it turns out that he
was emailing with Epstein and was like, hey dog,
can I get an invite to a party? And so now on
Twitter, Musk is getting rolled by people being
like, hey, What's up with the correspondence
with the known pedophile my guy while he's all
like oh? I don't know who who galane Maxwell
was and Also, I I rejected invitations to Epstein's
Island ha ha in response to that I will just
I'll just read you this little exchange between
the two must do you have any parties plan? I've
been working to the edge of sanity this year,
and so once my kids head home after Christmas,
I really want to hit the party scene in St. Barthes
or elsewhere and let loose. The invitation is
much appreciated, but a peaceful island experience
is the opposite of what I'm looking for. Epstein.
Understood. I will see you on St. Barthes. The
ratio on my island might make your wife uncomfortable.
Musk. Ratio is not a problem for her. Gonna go
ahead and let you stew a little bit on what...
ratio means here presumably means women allegedly
now I want to say there's not confirmation that
Musk went to Epstein's island it does seem like
he was too much of a loser to even get an invitation
but it also seems like he was actively trying
to do that but it's cool because the guy who
was like oh by the way the Epstein files are
real and Trump is in it is now just saying they're
a distraction cool oh yeah Ouija time You'll
recall that a little over a year ago, Luigi Mangione
was charged with murder and stalking by the federal
government as they accused him of killing Brian
Thompson. Brian Thompson was the CEO of United
Healthcare, which is a health insurance company
here in the U .S. whose job is basically to minimize
healthcare payouts while maximizing profit for
investors. I would like to reiterate my testimony
that I didn't see shit. I don't know what you're
talking about. Shortly after being arrested and
then charged with crimes that I didn't see him
commit, Luigi Mangione became the focus of Pam
Bondi, the somehow still Attorney General of
the United States of America. Pam Bondi publicly
and loudly directed the DOJ to seek the death
penalty for Luigi Mangione. This is... weird.
I'm gonna go back to how justice works. That's
not it. Essentially, the Republican administration
is like, ah, law and order. We gotta be tough
on people, fire and brimstone. Let's bring death
penalty to as many people as we can, including
this guy. But I am here today to tell you that
Luigi Mangione is no longer facing the death
penalty because of the incompetent boobs in Control
of the Nation. Yay, boobs. It's a bit of a technicality.
Mangione is facing stalking charges, federal
stalking charges, and they were trying to layer
on weapons charges to bring up the potential
punishment to the death penalty. This is where...
I am gonna just do my best to interpret law stuff.
The judge in the case essentially said that while
it makes sense that there would be weapons charges
here and stalking and murder charges, it's incongruent
with the stalking charges being nonviolent and
therefore they can't really land the charges.
The judge went on to essentially lament that
this is a weird situation. but that the Supreme
Court has made decisions that led to this. Here's
an excerpt from an article about this on Gothamist.
Quote. Quick scoreboard. Kilmar Brego -Garcia.
The Department of Justice said he would never
walk free on US soil. He has a TikTok account
now and has been posting from US soil. Luigi
Mangione, Pam Bondi, was like, oh, we're going
to death penalty this guy. Just got dropped.
Epstein files. Pam Bondi was like, we're going
to release them. They don't exist. We're going
to release them. We redacted them and didn't
release them all. Stop asking questions. Also,
you're a terrorist. I'll end this segment by
saying that Luigi's journey is far from over.
He still has a whole lot of charges at the state
level in New York, and that trial hasn't even
started. And that also has a murder one with
terrorism attached to it charged, so he's still
got a lot to kind of overcome. But if anyone
needs a witness, I'm your guy. I don't even have
eyes. For the last maiden story for today, I
want to give an update on Sonia Massey. As a
recap of Massey's story, in July of 2024, she
called police because she thought that she saw
somebody prowling outside her house. When cops
showed up, they murdered her. They went into
her house asking for ID. She had a pot of boiling
water on the stove. She went to go move that
off the stove. The officer in question was like,
that's a deadly weapon. Put that down. She then
made a joke about rebuking him in the name of
Jesus and he shot her dead. Oh, also just casually
somewhere in there. He threatened to, quote,
shoot her in her fucking face. Sean Grayson.
The guy who murdered her has been sentenced to
20 years in prison without the opportunity for
parole. His lawyers are trying to push back on
that, citing that he has recently been diagnosed
with stage 3 and 4 cancer and that this prison
sentence is gonna really be a downer. Grayson
himself didn't show a whole lot of remorse throughout
the trial. His statement largely focused on how
he was unprofessional and cursed at her and she
didn't deserve that. I don't think that she deserved
the bullets either. But here is a quote from
Massey's father. Regarding the trial and Grayson's
attitude quote. He showed no remorse. He was
so cocky throughout this whole trial until the
conviction Yeah, that knocked the smirk off rest
in peace Sonia Massey that this shouldn't have
happened. This doesn't make it better Nothing
could but it's better than nothing and with that
lightning round Amazon is laying off another
16 ,000 people How do they have employees still?
Some of the families of those that have been
murdered by the US strikes against random boats
in the Caribbean have sued the US government
for wrongful death. That's about as wrongful
as the death can get. Zootopia 2 is the highest
grossing animated film of all time. Microsoft
is having some AI trouble. They recently had
a big stock crash after less than wonderful earnings
and generally they've shown concern that people
aren't super thrilled with the state of AI. And
finally for today, scientists are planning to
take a video of a black hole. Here's what they're
gonna do. They're gonna stand outside and pull
out their camera and zoom in. They're gonna pinch
to zoom until they get to the black hole. That's
not what they're doing. They're essentially gonna
use a telescope to take like very slow periodic
pictures of a black hole. over the course of
a couple months so that we can get a sense of
how they actually interact and move. That would
be cool. I wonder if they have a good personality.
Thank you so much for listening to today's episode
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