WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.200 hello i took a week longer than i had expected 00:00:03.200 --> 00:00:08.560 but stuff still happened so what's up i'm back 00:00:08.560 --> 00:00:11.820 i had a sinus i had a sinus infection sorry it 00:00:11.820 --> 00:00:14.560 wasn't back last week but i'm back a lot happened 00:00:14.560 --> 00:00:19.239 holy wow a lot happened here's some of it habeas 00:00:19.239 --> 00:00:22.730 corpus Sounds woke to me. Stephen Miller, who 00:00:22.730 --> 00:00:25.250 is a senior advisor at the White House, and the 00:00:25.250 --> 00:00:27.070 answer to the question, what if we put every 00:00:27.070 --> 00:00:29.510 vile trait of a human being into one person, 00:00:29.690 --> 00:00:32.350 wants to suspend the right to habeas corpus. 00:00:32.549 --> 00:00:36.250 What is it? Is it communist? A little bit. Habeas 00:00:36.250 --> 00:00:37.950 corpus is the concept that you are essentially 00:00:37.950 --> 00:00:39.770 allowed to challenge the government when they 00:00:39.770 --> 00:00:41.869 detain you. to make sure that people don't get 00:00:41.869 --> 00:00:44.969 detained illegally. It's due process, in a word. 00:00:45.130 --> 00:00:47.609 It's essentially, you have a right to not be 00:00:47.609 --> 00:00:50.070 illegally imprisoned. And so here we have a very 00:00:50.070 --> 00:00:52.929 loud fascist white supremacist advisor to a fascist 00:00:52.929 --> 00:00:55.329 administration being like, hey, let's take away 00:00:55.329 --> 00:00:59.210 people's right to challenge imprisonment. Can't 00:00:59.210 --> 00:01:02.570 go wrong. Miller is abhorrent. And he's abhorrent 00:01:02.570 --> 00:01:04.849 for many, many, many reasons. But he's also just 00:01:04.849 --> 00:01:07.590 loudly a white supremacist, and people just kind 00:01:07.590 --> 00:01:10.750 of let that happen, which is... Whack? The dude 00:01:10.750 --> 00:01:13.310 is in favor of re -migration, which is a not 00:01:13.310 --> 00:01:15.790 particularly clever way to say remove everyone 00:01:15.790 --> 00:01:18.010 from the country who is not of white European 00:01:18.010 --> 00:01:20.829 descent, which itself is not a particularly clever 00:01:20.829 --> 00:01:23.670 way of saying ethnically cleanse the country. 00:01:23.849 --> 00:01:25.269 He's one of the most senior officials in the 00:01:25.269 --> 00:01:28.310 administration, and I truly am baffled by his 00:01:28.310 --> 00:01:31.769 existence. He's... The worst human I can imagine? 00:01:32.069 --> 00:01:34.769 Speaking of terrible humans, 17 states and the 00:01:34.769 --> 00:01:36.709 District of Columbia are suing the Trump administration 00:01:36.709 --> 00:01:39.489 over an executive order from his first day in 00:01:39.489 --> 00:01:42.709 office. The executive order is titled The Temporary 00:01:42.709 --> 00:01:45.629 Withdrawal of All Areas on the Outer Continental 00:01:45.629 --> 00:01:48.629 Shelf from Offshore Wind Leasing and Review of 00:01:48.629 --> 00:01:50.549 the Federal Government's Leasing and Permitting 00:01:50.549 --> 00:01:52.909 Practices for Wind Projects. That's what I named 00:01:52.909 --> 00:01:55.269 my firstborn. I don't have children. Probably 00:01:55.269 --> 00:01:58.590 for a good reason. So what this order does, if, 00:01:58.670 --> 00:02:00.650 you know, I know you got it from the name, but 00:02:00.650 --> 00:02:02.150 let's just talk about it real quick, just for 00:02:02.150 --> 00:02:05.810 them over there. It stops wind farming. It essentially 00:02:05.810 --> 00:02:08.030 halts permits for all wind energy, especially 00:02:08.030 --> 00:02:10.789 offshore wind energy, and wants to review how 00:02:10.789 --> 00:02:13.389 we're doing wind energy production domestically. 00:02:13.449 --> 00:02:16.689 This is all because the guy hates quote -unquote 00:02:16.689 --> 00:02:20.590 windmills. He's famously anti -windmill. I'm 00:02:20.590 --> 00:02:23.500 saying windmill with air quotes because... It's 00:02:23.500 --> 00:02:25.759 not a windmill. It's a wind turbine. Those are 00:02:25.759 --> 00:02:28.319 very different things. This man is the president 00:02:28.319 --> 00:02:31.159 of a country for the second time. A country with 00:02:31.159 --> 00:02:34.419 an energy grid. And he's still mixing that up. 00:02:34.479 --> 00:02:36.080 But that still doesn't get to why he hates them. 00:02:36.139 --> 00:02:38.740 He hates them because wind turbines were built 00:02:38.740 --> 00:02:42.060 visibly offshore from one of his properties in 00:02:42.060 --> 00:02:45.000 Scotland. That is legitimately why he doesn't 00:02:45.000 --> 00:02:47.750 like them. Like he's been on a tirade ever since 00:02:47.750 --> 00:02:50.449 he lost a legal battle to prevent the construction 00:02:50.449 --> 00:02:54.210 of offshore wind farms visible from his property. 00:02:54.389 --> 00:02:57.069 And so because of this beef from this loser, 00:02:57.210 --> 00:03:01.449 an entire country just loses an option for renewable 00:03:01.449 --> 00:03:04.270 energy. Human beings with functional circulatory 00:03:04.270 --> 00:03:07.969 systems cast votes for this man. I'm in awe. 00:03:08.270 --> 00:03:10.550 Like this isn't new. None of this is new information. 00:03:11.319 --> 00:03:14.939 This is just what he does. Anyway, in before 00:03:14.939 --> 00:03:17.159 some loser jumps into the comments and is like, 00:03:17.219 --> 00:03:20.300 this is what I voted for. ICE is still out here 00:03:20.300 --> 00:03:22.500 doing their best SS cosplay, despite the Department 00:03:22.500 --> 00:03:24.599 of Homeland Security almost being out of money. 00:03:24.719 --> 00:03:26.680 The Department of Homeland Security in the US 00:03:26.680 --> 00:03:29.319 is about a billion dollars over budget already 00:03:29.319 --> 00:03:32.419 and is at risk of being past their budget before 00:03:32.419 --> 00:03:35.219 the end of the fiscal year, which is a crime. 00:03:35.379 --> 00:03:37.719 It's actually a crime to spend money that was 00:03:37.719 --> 00:03:41.409 not allocated to your department. Nothing's going 00:03:41.409 --> 00:03:44.110 to happen here, but it's a crime. But what are 00:03:44.110 --> 00:03:45.669 they doing with that money? Don't worry. They're 00:03:45.669 --> 00:03:47.930 being very responsible. For example, they detained 00:03:47.930 --> 00:03:50.789 a 54 -year -old Irish woman for 17 days recently. 00:03:51.129 --> 00:03:52.849 She's a legal resident of the country. She's 00:03:52.849 --> 00:03:55.469 been here for decades and had one small skirt 00:03:55.469 --> 00:03:58.129 with the law 20 years ago. And they detained 00:03:58.129 --> 00:04:01.050 her for 17 days as she was returning from a trip, 00:04:01.150 --> 00:04:03.909 checking on her sick father. Held for 17 days 00:04:03.909 --> 00:04:06.330 because... But they're also spending your money 00:04:06.330 --> 00:04:08.729 by causing mass panic in neighborhoods, by chasing 00:04:08.729 --> 00:04:11.639 people down in broad daylight, unmarked and masked. 00:04:11.840 --> 00:04:14.020 The American dream is hearing screaming outside, 00:04:14.159 --> 00:04:15.800 running out into your neighborhood and seeing 00:04:15.800 --> 00:04:18.560 your neighbors arrested by unidentified federal 00:04:18.560 --> 00:04:21.339 agents. Makes me feel really comfortable about. 00:04:21.910 --> 00:04:24.170 psychotic people who would use that to their 00:04:24.170 --> 00:04:26.310 advantage. Very cool, very safe, very healthy. 00:04:26.470 --> 00:04:29.050 They also arrested the sitting mayor of Newark, 00:04:29.069 --> 00:04:31.689 New Jersey, who was with his constituents protesting 00:04:31.689 --> 00:04:34.529 an ICE detention facility that is not wanted 00:04:34.529 --> 00:04:37.269 in the area. Here's something cool. A bunch of 00:04:37.269 --> 00:04:39.629 people from this locality were like, fuck this. 00:04:39.730 --> 00:04:42.350 We don't want this, including the mayor. And 00:04:42.350 --> 00:04:45.759 then the federal agents just arrested them. Because 00:04:45.759 --> 00:04:47.600 states' rights, you know, it's important for 00:04:47.600 --> 00:04:49.660 states' rights so that they can determine what 00:04:49.660 --> 00:04:52.660 kind of a state they want to run. Unless it goes 00:04:52.660 --> 00:04:55.600 counter to a fascist dictator. Doubly so if they 00:04:55.600 --> 00:04:57.680 can use footage from arrests in your state to 00:04:57.680 --> 00:05:00.480 satiate their base. Anyway, here's a bit of an 00:05:00.480 --> 00:05:03.439 upshot. There was a hack recently at an airline 00:05:03.439 --> 00:05:06.300 that ICE uses to deport people. A bunch of hackers 00:05:06.300 --> 00:05:08.399 defaced the website and released information 00:05:08.399 --> 00:05:12.120 to the press. from their servers 404 media obtained 00:05:12.120 --> 00:05:13.980 this and they were actually able to find information 00:05:13.980 --> 00:05:17.040 about a man who has been hidden from his family 00:05:17.040 --> 00:05:20.060 by ice the dude was disappeared they had no information 00:05:20.060 --> 00:05:22.319 they've been stonewalled by the government but 00:05:22.319 --> 00:05:24.560 hackers got a hold of the manifest and were able 00:05:24.560 --> 00:05:26.560 to give him to journalists who were then able 00:05:26.560 --> 00:05:29.579 to inform a grieving family do more of that all 00:05:29.579 --> 00:05:32.819 right john federman is losing it we knew this 00:05:32.819 --> 00:05:35.439 uh and we knew he was never really all that great 00:05:35.949 --> 00:05:37.990 But he's losing it. So John Fetterman, he's a 00:05:37.990 --> 00:05:40.370 senator from Pennsylvania. He was up against 00:05:40.370 --> 00:05:44.449 Dr. fucking Oz in the election. So don't get 00:05:44.449 --> 00:05:48.110 me wrong. Like, I'm not a Fetter boy. But the 00:05:48.110 --> 00:05:51.930 seat's better off with him than Dr. Oz. If you're 00:05:51.930 --> 00:05:55.029 not familiar, Dr. Oz is a quack TV doctor that 00:05:55.029 --> 00:05:57.649 Oprah Winfrey gave a program a while back. That's 00:05:57.649 --> 00:05:59.930 his credentials. But Fetterman has honestly not 00:05:59.930 --> 00:06:02.250 been all that much better. He successfully swindled 00:06:02.250 --> 00:06:04.310 progressives in Pennsylvania, convincing him 00:06:04.310 --> 00:06:06.310 he was going to fight for them, and then completely 00:06:06.310 --> 00:06:09.899 heel turned on them. He is strongly pro -Israel. 00:06:09.959 --> 00:06:12.720 He's like besties with Netanyahu. He was even 00:06:12.720 --> 00:06:15.959 recently gifted a silver -plated beeper from 00:06:15.959 --> 00:06:19.560 Netanyahu after Netanyahu used beepers with bombs 00:06:19.560 --> 00:06:22.040 hidden in them to do a terrorist attack on a 00:06:22.040 --> 00:06:24.019 civilian population. We've gotten recent reports 00:06:24.019 --> 00:06:26.420 from his staffers that he's just been irate and 00:06:26.420 --> 00:06:29.100 uncontrollable. We had that video of him arguing 00:06:29.100 --> 00:06:31.000 with people on an airline about whether or not 00:06:31.000 --> 00:06:33.120 he had to wear his seatbelt. And now we've got 00:06:33.120 --> 00:06:35.959 a story from a town hall he did with a teacher's 00:06:35.959 --> 00:06:37.519 union. Apparently during the meeting, he started 00:06:37.519 --> 00:06:39.740 to just lose his shit, was bashing his fists 00:06:39.740 --> 00:06:41.620 on the table and just repeatedly saying, why 00:06:41.620 --> 00:06:43.519 does everybody hate me? I didn't do anything. 00:06:43.879 --> 00:06:45.800 It got so uncomfortable that staffers actually 00:06:45.800 --> 00:06:48.379 ushered people out of the room. One staffer was 00:06:48.379 --> 00:06:50.620 outside just like shaken and the teachers were 00:06:50.620 --> 00:06:52.779 trying to provide any amount of comfort that 00:06:52.779 --> 00:06:55.379 they could. But hey, on the topic of not having 00:06:55.379 --> 00:06:58.560 done anything, maybe don't do the things that 00:06:58.560 --> 00:07:01.019 I just listed that were shitty. Why does everybody 00:07:01.019 --> 00:07:03.279 hate me? I'm just a dick to my constituents. 00:07:03.800 --> 00:07:07.189 Weird. Anyway, here's an idea. Shut the fuck 00:07:07.189 --> 00:07:09.889 up and resign. I'm going to let you down gently 00:07:09.889 --> 00:07:11.730 with this one because this is kind of hard. The 00:07:11.730 --> 00:07:14.350 Fox News host that we made, the Secretary of 00:07:14.350 --> 00:07:17.529 Defense, it's not going well. I know this is 00:07:17.529 --> 00:07:20.269 shocking and surprising, but... I just wanted 00:07:20.269 --> 00:07:22.170 you to hear it from me. It's going poorly enough 00:07:22.170 --> 00:07:24.709 that the White House has actually removed his 00:07:24.709 --> 00:07:27.790 choice of chief of staff and taken away that 00:07:27.790 --> 00:07:30.310 choice from him. Pete Hegseth, a white supremacist 00:07:30.310 --> 00:07:32.610 alcoholic wife beater who is a former Fox News 00:07:32.610 --> 00:07:34.949 host, basically has no experience and should 00:07:34.949 --> 00:07:37.930 not be at the head of an army, tried to appoint 00:07:37.930 --> 00:07:40.089 some random dude that everyone hates to be his 00:07:40.089 --> 00:07:41.990 chief of staff. Here's a quote from a White House 00:07:41.990 --> 00:07:44.170 staffer about the guy that Hegseth wanted to 00:07:44.170 --> 00:07:46.769 be chief of staff. Quote, He doesn't have adequate 00:07:46.769 --> 00:07:49.250 experience, lacks the political chops, and is 00:07:49.250 --> 00:07:52.029 widely disliked by almost everyone in the White 00:07:52.029 --> 00:07:54.889 House who has been exposed to him. Me too. So 00:07:54.889 --> 00:07:56.769 yeah, the White House has basically said, nah, 00:07:56.870 --> 00:07:59.269 we're gonna pick your chief of staff. Hegseth 00:07:59.269 --> 00:08:02.110 has just been a disaster, and I'm guessing they 00:08:02.110 --> 00:08:04.470 just don't want to go back on his nomination, 00:08:04.490 --> 00:08:08.089 given how hard they fought for him. I... I do 00:08:08.089 --> 00:08:10.589 not think he is long for this role, but that's 00:08:10.589 --> 00:08:13.029 a given. It's the Trump administration. We are 00:08:13.029 --> 00:08:17.389 past policy. We're done. We're moving on to world 00:08:17.389 --> 00:08:21.750 stuff. World star. Not, no. Anyway, world stuff. 00:08:21.990 --> 00:08:24.529 Pope. We Pope. Got a Pope. We Poped it. Pop, 00:08:24.610 --> 00:08:27.370 pop. It's a Pope. Peepaw. It's the Pope time. 00:08:27.490 --> 00:08:29.189 I don't know what I'm doing. It's been a long 00:08:29.189 --> 00:08:32.490 life. So Pope Francis died, but now we got a 00:08:32.490 --> 00:08:34.230 new one. Pretty quickly. It was like a day and 00:08:34.230 --> 00:08:37.110 a half. We got a new one. Pope Leo the 14th. 00:08:37.750 --> 00:08:41.809 He's from Chicago. I can't, it's just a weird 00:08:41.809 --> 00:08:44.230 concept. We now have a Pope who probably has 00:08:44.230 --> 00:08:46.710 a hot dog order. Like he knows what he wants. 00:08:46.889 --> 00:08:49.669 Shout out to Chicago style hot dogs. That shit's 00:08:49.669 --> 00:08:52.190 rad. Anyway, yeah, there's not a whole lot to 00:08:52.190 --> 00:08:54.629 say yet. It's new Pope. He's doing new Pope things. 00:08:54.809 --> 00:08:57.429 He's, I saw that he wears an Apple watch, I guess. 00:08:57.490 --> 00:09:01.129 That's, that's, he's just like us. The best thing 00:09:01.129 --> 00:09:02.850 to come out of the whole new Pope thing though, 00:09:02.909 --> 00:09:05.580 is that he has a brother who's just been. Real 00:09:05.580 --> 00:09:07.460 excited to tell us all about it. We've just been 00:09:07.460 --> 00:09:09.799 getting headline after headline from the Pope's 00:09:09.799 --> 00:09:12.639 brother, where he's just like, yeah, he fucking 00:09:12.639 --> 00:09:15.480 is real good at Fortnite and shit like that. 00:09:15.639 --> 00:09:17.779 Side note, I don't think that he said the Pope 00:09:17.779 --> 00:09:20.340 is good at Fortnite, but who knows? It's 2025. 00:09:20.659 --> 00:09:23.019 Now, what's he like? I don't really know, but 00:09:23.019 --> 00:09:24.899 by all accounts, he's like a pretty good dude 00:09:24.899 --> 00:09:27.320 and relatively moderate. I don't have, I don't 00:09:27.320 --> 00:09:29.399 really have high expectations when it comes to 00:09:29.399 --> 00:09:33.080 Pope, Pope, Pope Puri, but wishing you all who 00:09:33.080 --> 00:09:36.639 are the Pope folk, Wishing you good popes. Have 00:09:36.639 --> 00:09:38.960 at it. India and Pakistan were escalating towards 00:09:38.960 --> 00:09:41.539 an all -out war until very recently when they 00:09:41.539 --> 00:09:44.580 signed a ceasefire that, at time of recording, 00:09:44.940 --> 00:09:47.120 seems to be holding. For the past few weeks, 00:09:47.139 --> 00:09:49.440 there have been just exchanges on either side 00:09:49.440 --> 00:09:52.059 of the border between India and Pakistan. And 00:09:52.059 --> 00:09:54.340 recently, the Trump admin came out and were like, 00:09:54.460 --> 00:09:59.210 we facilitated ceasefire talks. It's unclear 00:09:59.210 --> 00:10:01.529 what exactly happened. It seems like the White 00:10:01.529 --> 00:10:03.610 House is pressuring India and Pakistan to come 00:10:03.610 --> 00:10:05.549 to a ceasefire agreement. But according to both 00:10:05.549 --> 00:10:07.950 India and Pakistan, they had direct communication 00:10:07.950 --> 00:10:10.649 talks where they agreed on a ceasefire. And now 00:10:10.649 --> 00:10:13.330 both sides are claiming victory. About 30 minutes 00:10:13.330 --> 00:10:15.490 after the ceasefire agreement, there was like 00:10:15.490 --> 00:10:18.009 an explosion in Kashmir. And so people were concerned 00:10:18.009 --> 00:10:20.669 the ceasefire wasn't going to hold. But since 00:10:20.669 --> 00:10:23.519 then, it's been mostly calm. This is very dynamic. 00:10:23.519 --> 00:10:25.639 This could absolutely change at any moment, but 00:10:25.639 --> 00:10:28.200 that's where we are right now. Really hoping 00:10:28.200 --> 00:10:30.620 this doesn't re -escalate. We don't need that. 00:10:30.820 --> 00:10:33.830 We've got enough going on. Technology. Apple 00:10:33.830 --> 00:10:36.210 done stepped in it. So Apple's been fighting 00:10:36.210 --> 00:10:38.730 a legal battle with Epic Games for years now 00:10:38.730 --> 00:10:41.629 over Apple's locked down ecosystem of payments 00:10:41.629 --> 00:10:44.230 on iOS. If you have an iPhone, you've probably 00:10:44.230 --> 00:10:46.769 dealt with apps that don't let you sign up for 00:10:46.769 --> 00:10:48.389 a subscription unless you go to their website 00:10:48.389 --> 00:10:51.269 or apps that are more expensive if you sign up 00:10:51.269 --> 00:10:53.629 through iOS than through their website. That's 00:10:53.629 --> 00:10:56.470 because Apple takes a 30 % cut and requires developers 00:10:56.470 --> 00:10:59.090 to go through their payment services. Or at least 00:10:59.090 --> 00:11:02.330 that's what they were doing and they... They've 00:11:02.330 --> 00:11:04.590 been fighting to keep it that way. A judge ruled 00:11:04.590 --> 00:11:06.950 in 2021 that they can't be doing that. They got 00:11:06.950 --> 00:11:09.429 to allow other payment systems. And Apple has 00:11:09.429 --> 00:11:11.590 apparently been doing everything, every step 00:11:11.590 --> 00:11:14.149 of the way since then, to prevent that from actually 00:11:14.149 --> 00:11:17.190 happening. According to recently reviewed law 00:11:17.190 --> 00:11:19.889 stuff, Tim Cook has been actually pushing for 00:11:19.889 --> 00:11:22.789 them to skirt the court ruling, even if other 00:11:22.789 --> 00:11:25.049 executives were like, hey, maybe we should just 00:11:25.049 --> 00:11:27.730 adhere to that. So because of this, the judge 00:11:27.730 --> 00:11:30.289 was actually like, hey, y 'all, I'm about to 00:11:30.289 --> 00:11:33.039 hold Apple. in criminal contempt of court. To 00:11:33.039 --> 00:11:36.600 which Apple was like, whoa, we're going to appeal? 00:11:37.100 --> 00:11:40.320 Actually, let's not go there. Apple's lawyers 00:11:40.320 --> 00:11:41.960 say that if they have to support the court ruling, 00:11:42.080 --> 00:11:46.360 they're going to lose vast sums of money. I plugged 00:11:46.360 --> 00:11:48.799 that into a calculator. I subtracted it from 00:11:48.799 --> 00:11:51.350 Apple's current cash on hand. And the calculator 00:11:51.350 --> 00:11:54.350 said that the result would be vast sums of money 00:11:54.350 --> 00:11:57.070 still. I'm not a math magician, but the little 00:11:57.070 --> 00:11:59.309 guy in my calculator is, and I trust him with 00:11:59.309 --> 00:12:01.470 my life. Hey, don't make an AI rendition of me 00:12:01.470 --> 00:12:04.730 for anything. Just on the outset of this next 00:12:04.730 --> 00:12:07.230 story. Lots of stuff from 2021 this time around. 00:12:07.330 --> 00:12:10.850 A man named Chris Pelkey in 2021 was killed during 00:12:10.850 --> 00:12:13.029 a road rage incident. There was some road beef. 00:12:13.509 --> 00:12:15.289 Dude pulled out a gun, shot him, and killed him. 00:12:15.350 --> 00:12:17.210 That was back in 2021, and there have been trials 00:12:17.210 --> 00:12:21.379 ongoing. But Chris's family decided to recreate 00:12:21.379 --> 00:12:25.059 him using AI by feeding videos and pictures of 00:12:25.059 --> 00:12:28.899 him into an AI that then generated his own impact 00:12:28.899 --> 00:12:32.700 statement to speak from beyond the grave in court. 00:12:32.860 --> 00:12:36.139 The result is like a monotone, robotic, genuinely 00:12:36.139 --> 00:12:39.399 terrifying construction that in my opinion feels 00:12:39.399 --> 00:12:42.220 like a desecration of this man's memory. Hello. 00:12:43.120 --> 00:12:46.309 Just to be clear for everyone seeing this. I 00:12:46.309 --> 00:12:48.429 am a version of Chris Pelkey recreated through 00:12:48.429 --> 00:12:50.850 AI that uses my picture and my voice profile. 00:12:52.330 --> 00:12:55.309 I was able to be digitally regenerated to share 00:12:55.309 --> 00:12:58.629 with you today. But here's the part that I cannot 00:12:58.629 --> 00:13:01.169 reconcile. Now look, this was an initiative done 00:13:01.169 --> 00:13:04.269 by his sister and family. Like, the people who 00:13:04.269 --> 00:13:07.389 saw the video, who are related to this guy, liked 00:13:07.389 --> 00:13:10.710 it. I don't know him. The video makes me very 00:13:10.710 --> 00:13:14.009 upset. But the judge liked it too. The judge 00:13:14.009 --> 00:13:16.879 was all about it. so the judge liked it and the 00:13:16.879 --> 00:13:18.980 family was for it they were the ones that drove 00:13:18.980 --> 00:13:22.500 it i cannot wrap my head around the idea of being 00:13:22.500 --> 00:13:27.659 happy that a computer has interpreted what your 00:13:27.659 --> 00:13:31.320 dead loved one might say even going as far as 00:13:31.320 --> 00:13:33.679 to say like it's great to see you all here today 00:13:33.679 --> 00:13:36.860 it means a lot to me you're a computer you don't 00:13:36.860 --> 00:13:40.129 get to Pretend you know what the feelings of 00:13:40.129 --> 00:13:43.169 a man coming back from the dead to address a 00:13:43.169 --> 00:13:46.090 court regarding the fate of his murderer would 00:13:46.090 --> 00:13:54.450 be. Don't AI me, please. We're doing it again. 00:13:55.100 --> 00:13:57.519 We're doing Theranos again. Elizabeth Holmes 00:13:57.519 --> 00:14:00.480 of Theranos Infamy is currently in jail. She's 00:14:00.480 --> 00:14:03.159 a jail girl. She made Theranos, which was a company 00:14:03.159 --> 00:14:05.080 that she claimed was going to revolutionize the 00:14:05.080 --> 00:14:07.679 diagnosis industry. Got a bunch of investments. 00:14:07.960 --> 00:14:10.679 Turns out it was bullshit. Now she's in jail. 00:14:10.799 --> 00:14:12.860 But now her partner is fundraising for a new 00:14:12.860 --> 00:14:17.470 startup. An AI diagnosis startup. She's all for 00:14:17.470 --> 00:14:19.590 it. She's promoting it from within jail. She's 00:14:19.590 --> 00:14:21.610 also talking about rejoining the healthcare med 00:14:21.610 --> 00:14:23.809 tech industry after she gets out of jail. Talking 00:14:23.809 --> 00:14:26.350 about how she's writing patents from behind bars. 00:14:26.610 --> 00:14:30.269 Yeah, okay. Hey, Rot. Rot, you made a fraudulent 00:14:30.269 --> 00:14:33.009 company that took people's money and sold false 00:14:33.009 --> 00:14:35.870 promises of a better medical future for people 00:14:35.870 --> 00:14:39.340 who desperately need it. no don't come back gaming 00:14:39.340 --> 00:14:42.399 grand theft auto 6 has been delayed until spring 00:14:42.399 --> 00:14:46.220 2026 fulfilling one of my 2025 year predictions 00:14:46.220 --> 00:14:49.080 which granted was the easiest one of them all 00:14:49.080 --> 00:14:51.240 like it was gonna it was gonna happen we knew 00:14:51.240 --> 00:14:53.299 that they insisted they said it wasn't gonna 00:14:53.299 --> 00:14:56.100 happen but that just made it more gonna happen 00:14:56.100 --> 00:14:59.799 stop right there criminal scum so that we can 00:14:59.799 --> 00:15:02.019 play oblivion yeah while i was gone i'm just 00:15:02.019 --> 00:15:03.240 talking about this because it happened while 00:15:03.240 --> 00:15:05.679 i was gone and i need to talk about it Bethesda 00:15:05.679 --> 00:15:09.240 released the Oblivion Remastered game. Elder 00:15:09.240 --> 00:15:13.299 Scrolls Oblivion Remastered. Nailed it. The Elder 00:15:13.299 --> 00:15:16.240 Scrolls IV Oblivion is a 2006 open world RPG 00:15:16.240 --> 00:15:19.679 that is notorious for hysterical NPC interactions. 00:15:19.940 --> 00:15:23.200 This remaster, beautifully, upgrades all the 00:15:23.200 --> 00:15:25.639 graphics, but does not touch the game logic. 00:15:25.860 --> 00:15:28.080 So you get to play this game that it feels a 00:15:28.080 --> 00:15:30.870 lot more like a modern game now. But then you 00:15:30.870 --> 00:15:33.629 go into town and every single NPC just like turns 00:15:33.629 --> 00:15:36.289 and faces you and is like, hello there. Just 00:15:36.289 --> 00:15:38.710 a cacophony. And then the second they're done 00:15:38.710 --> 00:15:40.509 greeting you, they all turn to each other and 00:15:40.509 --> 00:15:42.950 just start saying the most out of pocket bullshit 00:15:42.950 --> 00:15:45.750 you can imagine. Just complete non sequiturs 00:15:45.750 --> 00:15:48.409 back and forth. It is. It's an experience. Anyway, 00:15:48.490 --> 00:15:50.809 the game is genuinely pretty good. I'm just happy 00:15:50.809 --> 00:15:53.110 that it exists. Stardew Valley people, rejoice 00:15:53.110 --> 00:15:55.269 in the future. The developer of Stardew Valley 00:15:55.269 --> 00:15:57.370 was recently on a podcast where he said that 00:15:57.370 --> 00:15:59.269 he might eventually make a Stardew Valley 2. 00:15:59.450 --> 00:16:02.029 Now, to be clear, this is not an announcement 00:16:02.029 --> 00:16:04.070 of Stardew Valley 2. So Stardew Valley has been 00:16:04.070 --> 00:16:07.509 ridiculously popular. It essentially revitalized 00:16:07.509 --> 00:16:10.029 an entire genre, and now that genre is hyper 00:16:10.029 --> 00:16:12.470 -populated. So it's genuinely a good thing that 00:16:12.470 --> 00:16:14.490 he's not going right to Stardew Valley 2 because 00:16:14.490 --> 00:16:16.610 there's... too many games that are effectively 00:16:16.610 --> 00:16:18.629 Stardew Valley 2 right now. He's been working 00:16:18.629 --> 00:16:21.169 on a game called Haunted Chocolatier for a while, 00:16:21.309 --> 00:16:23.789 but primarily he just keeps going back to working 00:16:23.789 --> 00:16:26.649 on Stardew Valley, releasing a ton of free content 00:16:26.649 --> 00:16:29.429 updates, which we like that. Thank you. But this 00:16:29.429 --> 00:16:30.909 is the first time that he's actually acknowledged 00:16:30.909 --> 00:16:34.210 that Stardew Valley 2 might actually happen at 00:16:34.210 --> 00:16:40.639 some point. So get out your overalls and... Pet 00:16:40.639 --> 00:16:43.039 your chickens. Lightning round. We've got a new 00:16:43.039 --> 00:16:45.799 combination flu and COVID shot that is actually 00:16:45.799 --> 00:16:48.720 more effective than individual flu and COVID 00:16:48.720 --> 00:16:52.600 shots. So that's woo. In his own words, the MyPillow 00:16:52.600 --> 00:16:56.330 guy is, quote, in ruins financially, as he is 00:16:56.330 --> 00:16:58.590 required to pay a bunch of legal fees. Some dude's 00:16:58.590 --> 00:17:01.149 been stalking Eminem for years and recently broke 00:17:01.149 --> 00:17:03.909 into his house for the third time. He's very 00:17:03.909 --> 00:17:06.390 in jail. There's new research into improved Lyme 00:17:06.390 --> 00:17:08.069 disease treatment that looks pretty promising. 00:17:08.329 --> 00:17:10.690 Still check yourself for ticks after going for 00:17:10.690 --> 00:17:13.470 a hike. Warren Buffett is retiring at 94 years 00:17:13.470 --> 00:17:15.230 old, showing us that he would never have made 00:17:15.230 --> 00:17:17.490 a good senator. An eight -year -old in Kentucky 00:17:17.490 --> 00:17:21.009 ordered 70 ,000 lollipops for himself and his 00:17:21.009 --> 00:17:23.859 friends using his mom's phone. kind of took it, 00:17:23.900 --> 00:17:27.259 ordered a shitload of lollipops on Amazon, and 00:17:27.259 --> 00:17:29.819 they showed up. The perfect crime. She tried 00:17:29.819 --> 00:17:32.140 to return them, but it was too late. And finally 00:17:32.140 --> 00:17:34.339 for today, this is important. There is now video 00:17:34.339 --> 00:17:37.500 of the world's tallest dog meeting the world's 00:17:37.500 --> 00:17:39.940 smallest dog. This is important. Thank you so 00:17:39.940 --> 00:17:41.640 much for listening to today's episode of Stuff 00:17:41.640 --> 00:17:44.539 Keeps Happening. Head to skh .news for sources, 00:17:44.720 --> 00:17:49.140 bonus content, and a whole new world. My name 00:17:49.140 --> 00:17:51.039 is Endeavorance. I'll be back on Monday. 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