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Hello, they banned the app that changed my life,

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but stuff still happened.

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So what's up?

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I don't actually have like a fully structured thing today.

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I'm just gonna yap.

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I started on TikTok several years ago,

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posting random crap, for no reason.

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It was the pandemic, we were all going crazy.

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Eventually I posted a friggin' cum joke

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and that's who it went viral for me first

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and got me any sort of audience.

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That sounds, that tracks, it tracks, it really does.

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From there I was just posting random stuff,

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I was just memeing and doing random series.

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I originally was doing a couple of series,

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one was I'm the new God and here's all the decrees

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I'm making and the other was my guide for men

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on how to interact with women.

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Way back when I had a fake conversation

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where I literally used an object as a stand-in

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for a woman, that's the joke,

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because I was also saying don't objectify women.

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Anyway, moving on.

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I eventually started a blog called What's Going On

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with a period, more of a statement of like what's going on.

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This blog was just a place for me to vent a little bit.

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Here's some stuff I'm reading

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and here's what I have to say about it

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and eventually I started just also posting videos

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of the same format and now we're here.

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In that span of time, I left my career

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and did this full time, which was huge for me

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because I've spent pretty much my entire life

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being as safe as possible

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and finally took a chance on myself to do this

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and was it a financially sound decision?

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No, but I'm much happier now.

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And so eventually I settled on Stuff Keeps Happening

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as the name of my show and I've been doing a lot of that

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and all the while building a whole bunch of other stuff

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like my community on Discord and my stream

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and everything else that I've been working on.

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I'm literally building games right now.

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I have no shortage of things that I am more than excited

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to be able to do, I of course have limited time and energy

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but that's not gonna stop me from trying to do everything

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I possibly can to bring a smile to your face.

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I know a lot of people know me as like a news boy, right?

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But that's not really my passion.

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I just have a lot of things to say about stuff.

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It's why I don't say that I'm a journalist

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and it's why I don't say that I'm an activist

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because I highly respect people who are really,

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really talented journalists and activists

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and I just don't count myself among them.

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I just appreciate them deeply

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because I far more see myself as just an entertainer

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and maybe an educator and I just want to make people

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have an easier time.

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That's all I think I wanna do with my life, you know?

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I've always been at my happiest

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when I can make other people feel better.

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Although he kind of super sucks now,

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a quote from someone who I used to really look up to,

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John Cleese, is something that sits in my head

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which is paraphrasing,

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there's never not a good time for comedy.

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He went on to say that like even in the darkest of times

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you could be at a funeral,

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but if you crack a joke,

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that means that there's still some humanity there.

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And while, yes, there's some situations

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where maybe don't crack a joke,

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I do think it's important to remember

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that we can always connect on comedy.

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We can always find some way to laugh about something

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and that's deeply necessary in a world

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where there's not a lot to be happy about.

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Things aren't going particularly well

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for the people of the United States

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and a lot of the world, honestly,

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but we know it and at least we're talking

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and at least we have each other.

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Does that make everything better?

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No, but it does give us something.

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It does give us something to hold onto

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besides just spiraling and feeling completely hopeless,

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which we do still do, but if that's all we have,

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if we didn't have the occasional laugh,

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if we didn't have the occasional smile,

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if we didn't embrace the absurdity

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and accept that things are whack,

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but at least we can laugh a bit, I wouldn't be here.

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Let's just leave it at that.

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And I don't mean here as in an app or video, I mean here.

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As of right now, here is what we know

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about the state of play for TikTok

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and a few other upcoming events.

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The TikTok ban has been upheld

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by the Supreme Court unanimously.

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Joe Biden said he's not going to enforce it,

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he's gonna let Trump deal with it.

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And Trump likes TikTok now

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because he got kind of popular on it

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and so that makes him happy about it.

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Nevermind his entire ethos, he likes it now.

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But what does that mean?

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Like when has, depending on Trump to pull through

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to do something hopeful ever worked?

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But based on things right now,

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we are expecting TikTok to go dark on Sunday

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for all users in the US, period.

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That may not happen, there may be some change,

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but that's all we have to go off of right now.

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And so as far as I'm concerned, that's how I'm operating.

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I also think, and this is just purely my opinion,

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I think that regardless of if TikTok is saved right now,

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this is the functional end of TikTok culturally in America.

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Best case scenario, it gets saved in air quotes

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and is radically different, is moderated differently,

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it has a different owner, the vibes aren't the same.

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I don't see any other way

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but being on life support in the future.

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But I hope I'm wrong, I would very much like to be wrong.

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What's very unfortunate is that there are swaths of Americans

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who have never even taken a second to look at TikTok,

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who think that they know everything there is to know about it

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and truly believe that the app is a meaningless void

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that has no value.

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Instead of being used by 170 million Americans

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and producing income for like seven million

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small businesses and creators

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to the tune of like over $10 billion a year.

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Now also TikTok sucks, like it's a bad app

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and algorithmic social media is bad in general

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for people's brains and whatnot.

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And also it is helping a lot of people

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and connecting a lot of people for the good that it does do.

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And banning it is bad policy and we know that

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but it doesn't matter, it's not about privacy,

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it's about business and global posturing.

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Trump steps into the Oval Office on Monday

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which is also MLK day, wow.

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And also they've moved his inauguration

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into the Capitol rotunda,

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so all the people who have traveled to DC

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to watch the inauguration live

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are going to have to watch from the Capital One Arena

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on a TV screen.

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They're not particularly thrilled.

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He's been telling big stories about all the things

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he's gonna do on his first day in office

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and that our heads are gonna spin

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and he's gonna do all these executive orders and whatnot.

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But of course it's Trump,

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so every single thing he's ever said has been hedged.

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So it's always we'll see what I do

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or you're gonna be shocked by what I do

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or I'll have to take a look at it

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or I'll think about that and we'll see what happens.

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Like that's not a statement of what's gonna happen.

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That's not telling anybody what your policies are.

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That's just waiting until the last second

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to make a snap decision that serves you best.

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So while there is absolutely reason to be concerned,

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deeply about the incoming administration,

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keep your wits about you.

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Remember that they're going to do everything they can

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to inundate you with so much chaos

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that you cannot separate signal from noise.

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And so let me say this,

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and this goes out mostly to the folks on TikTok who watch me,

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but this goes to everyone.

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If you've never taken anything else away from me,

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let it be this.

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I frequently get comments from people saying

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that they would never have known about something going on

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unless they got it through TikTok

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or wherever they were seeing it.

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It's always whatever app they were on,

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I would never have known this without this app.

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I am not magic.

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I do not reach into the ether to pull out the headlines.

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I just read the news.

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If nothing else, I recommend once a day, once a week,

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something like that, just go to apnews.com

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and check out what's on their front page.

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AP News, the Associated Press, they are not perfect,

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but they are generally fact-based reporting

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and usually have whatever's the most important thing

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right up top.

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Many, many news organizations just take what the AP posts

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and either directly reposts it or just rewrites it.

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So if I am ever wondering like,

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what is the latest on a given important situation

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nationally and globally?

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I will literally just go to apnews.com

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as my first source to then figure out,

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do I need to be concerned about this

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and where can I get more information?

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It is not my only source, it is just one,

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but it's the one that I tend to go to

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for casually being like, is anything going on?

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They will usually have quick and easy to digest information

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about current events quickly.

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From there, if you are inclined, dig deeper,

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Google things, it's not hard,

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but please don't believe that you have no other way

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to get information.

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That is learned helplessness

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and it only benefits the people who are at the top

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who are wanting you to never learn more.

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Unfortunately, it does take effort, but that's life, baby.

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My plans moving forward are to lean further

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into longer form content, both on YouTube

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and Twitch and podcast and whatnot.

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I also have my newsletter, which is completely free.

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You can sign up for that.

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There is a paid tier if you wanna support me,

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but it's free.

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And I'll just keep posting to every platform

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that I'm on as long as I can, because that's what I do.

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And I need to have some sort of income.

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So yay, but for real, thank you all so very, very much.

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I still think this is just the beginning for me.

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So I got a lot, a lot I wanna do.

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So take care, be well, and I'll see you soon.

