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Hello. I saved my consumables till the end of the game.

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But stuff still happened.

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So what's up?

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We're gonna do things a little differently today.

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I could not pick which of these stories was the most ridiculous.

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So I'm gonna go through them all real quick

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and you tell me which one wins the first ever Devi award.

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The Devi awards, you should absolutely know this already,

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are a prestigious award that is given by me to the wildest stories ever.

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They didn't just get made up four minutes ago.

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Anyone who says that is a liar.

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First story, MoviePass was a scam.

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We knew that, but we double know it now.

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MoviePass was an attempt at a subscription service for movie theaters.

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You pay a monthly fee and you can go see as many movies as you want.

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That would scale. It didn't scale and it failed really badly.

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But it has since come out that it was also just a straight-up investment scam.

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They lied about their numbers to try to convince people to invest in the company.

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They were like, look, we just put out this new $9.95 a month subscription

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and everyone's buying it.

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We're making lots of money. You should invest.

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Except that was a lie. That wasn't true.

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So the SEC sued them and the former CEO was like, yeah, guilty.

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Story two, a sheriff murdered a judge.

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World Kentucky judge, Tevin Mullins, was shot multiple times in his courthouse by the sheriff.

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We're not super clear on specifics just yet.

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This is a tiny town of under 2000 people.

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Sheriff Sean M. Steins is currently in custody, being charged with murder one.

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We'll see what happens there.

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The deceased judge was known in the community for his involvement in drug rehabilitation programs.

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That's actually pretty rad.

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Story three, Diddy the Diddler.

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This is everywhere, but Diddy, aka Sean Combs, is in custody after a bunch of allegations came out about

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not okay things that he did.

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I'd make a great attorney.

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Your Honor, he shouldn't have done that.

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Apparently Diddy held what he called freakoffs, which were like days long sex parties

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featuring sex workers that were brought across state lines, maybe underage ones as well.

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A thousand bottles of baby oil was up in the mix.

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They found a thousand bottles of baby oil in his house.

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That's just too much baby oil.

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He reportedly secretly recorded this.

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He drugged people to keep them obedient and yeah, just rich dude using his resources to fulfill his sexual fantasies

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for himself and his entourage at the expense of human beings.

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He's now on suicide watch, which is procedural, but also I mean story for Lieutenant Governor of North Carolina,

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Mark Robinson has recently been outed for referring to himself as a black Nazi on a porn forum.

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Around the early 2010s, he was on a forum for a porn site and he said a lot of really unacceptable shit,

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like I'm a black Nazi and we should bring back slavery.

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He also admits to peeping at underage girls and talks a lot about his love for transgender pornography,

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which is only notable because of his very violent stances against trans people.

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Trump has previously referred to this man as quote, Martin Luther King on steroids.

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This man is running for governor and has so far refused to drop out of the race.

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Story five, a New York magazine reporter had a relationship with RFK Jr. after covering him on the campaign trail.

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She has been put on leave due to questions about her ability to remain objective about the candidate.

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Reporter Olivia Newsy, does he not know?

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Newsy, uh, here's her quote, quotes earlier this year,

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the nature of some communication between myself and a former reporting subject turned personal.

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During that time, I did not directly report on the subject nor use them as a source.

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The relationship was never physical, but should have been disclosed to prevent the appearance of a conflict.

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I deeply regret not doing so immediately and apologize to those I've disappointed, especially my colleagues at New York.

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Now, I don't care who does what with who in consenting adult relationships,

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but she is in another relationship and also is a reporter covering this person who she reportedly had some form of relationship with.

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I'm also very confused as to what was being said that was so personal, but not physical, that it resulted in this.

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And also does she like dead whale?

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Story six, the Teamsters Union decided to just not endorse anyone for president.

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Now, before you're like, good, they need to stay in their lane.

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They've endorsed a candidate for president every time for like decades now.

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They have previously endorsed Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, Barack Obama, John Kerry and Al Gore.

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Notice a trend, but on Wednesday, they put out a statement saying,

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we're not, we're just gonna skip this one, we think.

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They did a poll of their union members and 60% wanted to endorse Donald Trump

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compared to 34% for Harris.

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And I have to imagine the leadership of the union looked at each other after seeing those results

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and they're like, no, we can't do that.

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Like it's Donald Trump.

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He's specifically famous for being a shrewd businessman who screws over workers and doesn't pay his debts.

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So it's kind of mind blowing that that many unionized workers were in support of him.

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But yeah, they looked at that and they were like, we can't.

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Let's just not.

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Let's end with a bonus that's not in the wild category, but still why PayPal has a new logo.

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It certainly says PayPal.

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Now for you podcast folk, I wish I had a way to manifest imagery for you via audio, but I can't.

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So imagine if you will just the word PayPal in the most boring font you can imagine in black.

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That's the logo.

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It just says PayPal.

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It's just someone just type PayPal into fucking Microsoft Word and they're like, this is our logo.

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That is all I have for you today.

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Thank you so much for joining me.

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Head to SKH.News for sources and more.

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My name is Endeavorance.

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I will see you again soon.

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Take care and be well.