1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,500 Hello. 2 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:03,500 Absolutely nothing is out of the ordinary. 3 00:00:04,380 --> 00:00:06,700 But stuff still happens. 4 00:00:06,700 --> 00:00:07,580 So what's up? 5 00:00:07,580 --> 00:00:10,280 Hey, be careful about the dentist if you do crimes. 6 00:00:10,280 --> 00:00:13,280 Don't send selfies from the dentist. 7 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:14,980 This is wild. 8 00:00:14,980 --> 00:00:18,520 Khan Gorgulu, amazing name, but it gets better, 9 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:23,820 sent a selfie to Giovanni Spada, his partner in crime. 10 00:00:23,820 --> 00:00:25,960 Gorgulu was at the dentist 11 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:29,360 and he had the silly like dentist sunglasses on 12 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:31,060 where they're like shining a light in your face. 13 00:00:31,060 --> 00:00:32,800 You know how the dentists just like to kind of like 14 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:35,700 open your mouth up and shove their fingers in there 15 00:00:35,700 --> 00:00:39,000 and then ask you questions about like your entire life story? 16 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,200 He was in the middle of that and he sent a selfie 17 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:42,880 and his crime partner was probably like, 18 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:45,240 wow, those are some funny glasses. 19 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:48,280 I'm gonna forget about this until his crime partner got, 20 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:52,120 got and the cops were able to identify him as the partner. 21 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:54,320 So Khan thinking that he was just doing a funny 22 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:56,880 little goofy selfie is now in jail. 23 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:59,520 Just another reminder of how dangerous it can be to go 24 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:00,880 to the dentist, be afraid. 25 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:03,600 Now the two of them were, they were smuggling drugs, right? 26 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:05,000 That's the crimes that they were doing. 27 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,920 They were in the UK and they were smuggling cocaine and weed 28 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:10,100 and they were doing a lot of business. 29 00:01:10,100 --> 00:01:11,060 It's the UK. 30 00:01:11,060 --> 00:01:13,200 It's hard to live there without cocaine and weed. 31 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:16,440 So I am sorry that I'm sorry that the dentists 32 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:19,360 have ruined your fun, the UK. 33 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:21,200 Wow, Facebook invaded your privacy. 34 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:23,440 No one saw this happen before. 35 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:25,200 There are a bunch of articles about this 36 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:27,200 and they almost entirely bury the lead. 37 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:28,840 So I'm gonna try to not do that. 38 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:30,480 Facebook was snooping on people 39 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:32,800 and they did it by dooping people. 40 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:35,080 They weren't breaking into your phone. 41 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:38,160 They tricked you into giving you access to everything. 42 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:39,100 So here's what happened. 43 00:01:39,100 --> 00:01:42,920 Facebook is a deeply insecure dude basically, right? 44 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:45,880 Like constantly is just trying to steal from everybody else 45 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:48,480 to make themselves be the most important one in the room. 46 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:50,000 But that gets increasingly hard 47 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,360 when they get outed for doing that. 48 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:53,700 And so one of the recent attempts 49 00:01:53,700 --> 00:01:57,480 at undermining everything and spying on the competition 50 00:01:57,480 --> 00:02:00,160 was to trick their users into installing a VPN 51 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:02,600 on their phones that just forwarded 52 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:05,200 all of their unencrypted data to Facebook. 53 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:07,360 This VPN was not branded as Facebook, 54 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:09,800 but it was pushed in the Facebook app. 55 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:11,520 And it is owned by Facebook 56 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:14,080 despite not being branded as owned by Facebook. 57 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:16,440 There's a part of a project called Project Ghostbusters 58 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:18,520 which was a very thinly veiled attempt 59 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:20,200 at undermining Snapchat, 60 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:23,120 one of their biggest competitors or threats. 61 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:24,240 However they see it. 62 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:26,760 This is part of why I hate all the recent VPN ads 63 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:28,480 that are everywhere right now. 64 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:32,160 VPNs do not just inherently make your data more secure. 65 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:33,200 That's not what they do. 66 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:35,800 They route your data through a third party. 67 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:37,560 It's all it does. 68 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:39,560 Now, maybe you trust that third party 69 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,720 more than your default ISP. 70 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:42,720 That's your call to make. 71 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:44,240 But if that third party is Facebook, 72 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:47,520 then all of your data is being routed through Facebook 73 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:49,400 and they can do whatever the hell they want with it. 74 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:50,880 Yup, here's a tip. 75 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:53,680 Your data is mostly secured by default. 76 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:55,080 I know that that sounds wild, 77 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:58,300 but like if you go to a website with HTTPS, 78 00:02:58,300 --> 00:03:01,240 people aren't usually able to snoop on what you're doing. 79 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:03,680 Not without a fairly sophisticated attack. 80 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:05,440 Should you use a VPN that you trust? 81 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:06,400 Sure, go for it. 82 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:09,240 I do, but like, it's not required. 83 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:12,680 And it doesn't inherently make your data more secure. 84 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:14,560 It just gives someone else access to your data. 85 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:17,920 Anyway, fuck Facebook. 86 00:03:17,920 --> 00:03:19,120 Stop doing that. 87 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:19,960 But never fear. 88 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:22,480 Now we are all learned users of the internet 89 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:24,400 and our data is perfectly secure. 90 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:27,520 Damn it. 91 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:31,080 AT&T has reset the pins slash pass codes, 92 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:32,880 not passwords to be clear, 93 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:36,280 for eight million customers, give or take. 94 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:39,400 This is in response to 73 million customers 95 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:41,600 having their data leaked. 96 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:44,040 So apparently back in 2019, there was a hacker 97 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:45,200 that was like, hey AT&T, 98 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:48,440 I have 73 million rows of data about your customers. 99 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:50,960 And AT&T was like, nah, we don't believe you. 100 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:53,240 Nah, you be calm with that. 101 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:55,200 And they were like, no, there's no proof of that. 102 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:56,080 You didn't do it. 103 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:59,720 Anyway, strange, 73 million customers from AT&T 104 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:02,120 have had their data breached by the hacker. 105 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:05,600 Just kind of posted online, sort of just shared. 106 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:06,720 Anyway, it's out there now. 107 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:08,240 It includes your home address, 108 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:11,360 your social security numbers, your pins, stuff like that. 109 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:13,800 A security researcher got in contact with Tech Crunch 110 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,560 and was like, hey, by the way, 111 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:17,520 this stuff is like nominally encrypted, 112 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:20,280 but it's very easy to just kind of suss out 113 00:04:20,280 --> 00:04:21,800 what's going on here. 114 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:22,960 This is a problem. 115 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:24,840 Tech Crunch, the source of this story, 116 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:27,200 then went and contacted AT&T. 117 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,760 And AT&T was like, no, we don't know anything about that. 118 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:32,240 We don't see anything about a breach in our systems. 119 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:33,480 It was probably a third party. 120 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:36,280 Yeah, it was probably a third party vendor, everybody. 121 00:04:36,280 --> 00:04:38,640 It was a third party vendor who leaked your data. 122 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:39,600 It's not our fault. 123 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:41,400 Nevermind that AT&T is the one 124 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:43,840 that you entrusted to shepherd your data 125 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:47,960 and should be aware of what their third parties are doing. 126 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:50,040 Anyway, they're looking into it. 127 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,240 TM, that's all. 128 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:52,960 I have a need for two things. 129 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:57,040 Education and speed. 130 00:04:57,040 --> 00:04:59,720 A nine-year-old led cops in California 131 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:01,400 on a bit of a car chase, 132 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:02,560 because he wanted to go to school. 133 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:04,200 So the child who is a child 134 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:06,360 and whose name is not out there because they're a child, 135 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:08,560 I will refer to them as Jason Bourne. 136 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:09,920 They were trying to get to school 137 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:12,000 and so Bourne just kind of hopped into the car 138 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,400 and sped off during a stop at an intersection. 139 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:17,200 They apparently accelerated strangely or something. 140 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:19,000 And this cop was like, what's going on there? 141 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,200 And started to chase them down. 142 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:22,120 Jason Bourne then made a couple of turns, 143 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:23,600 led the cop on a small chase 144 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:26,440 before ultimately pulling into a parking lot 145 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:28,160 and then backing into the cop car. 146 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:30,800 This point, Jason Bourne was cornered 147 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:33,560 by the cop, by the one cop in the parking lot. 148 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:35,880 The cop got out and saw that there was a small child 149 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:37,120 in the car by himself and was like, 150 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:38,480 what the fuck is going on here? 151 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:39,320 This is sad. 152 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:41,400 Mr. Bourne apparently stuck his little head out the window 153 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:44,400 and shouted, I'm sorry, I'm trying to get to school. 154 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:48,560 Oh no, he just wanted an education. 155 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:50,600 Can't we have anything in this country? 156 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,760 Anyway, it turns out that the parking lot he pulled into 157 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:55,640 was one parking lot over from the school 158 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:56,680 he was trying to get to. 159 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:58,880 So he was so close, so close. 160 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:00,200 And they just kind of took him to school 161 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:04,760 and they were like, hey, parents, don't let this happen. 162 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:06,640 Signed the cops. 163 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:09,320 Lightning round, the attorney general of Missouri 164 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:12,000 is suing media matters after media matters 165 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,200 criticized Twitter for being super racist now 166 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:17,200 that Elon Musk is in charge, okay? 167 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:21,040 Kenda is almost out of their maple syrup reserves. 168 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:22,600 That's horrifying, but there's not expected 169 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:23,560 to be as short as just yet. 170 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:25,560 Just, whew, we're safe. 171 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:27,400 If you haven't heard or you missed my video on it, 172 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:29,600 the Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore, 173 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:31,160 it doesn't exist anymore. 174 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:34,880 It got hit by a big boat and that's not what bridges 175 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:37,160 are supposed to do or that's not what boats 176 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:38,640 are supposed to do with a bridge. 177 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:39,480 It's gone now. 178 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:43,080 And of course, because Baltimore has a lot of black people, 179 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:45,840 conservatives are like, ah, the black people 180 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:48,240 are the reason that the bridge is gone. 181 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:51,280 And they're saying that the mayor is a DEI hire, 182 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:54,680 it's out of control, it's wild, y'all. 183 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:57,920 Like they drove CRT into the ground, now it's DEI. 184 00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:01,560 Just say the n-word, have a fucking backbone 185 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:03,000 if you're gonna be a racist. 186 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,160 Thailand is possibly close to legalizing 187 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:07,440 same-sex marriage, possibly. 188 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:10,560 Contrasting that, the great nation of Best Buy 189 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:12,680 is crumbling to conservative pressure 190 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:14,440 after their employees have made donations 191 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:15,800 to queer rights groups. 192 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:17,840 Conservative think tanks with stakes in the company 193 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:21,200 are like, hey, how do queer rights help the company? 194 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:23,880 And stop doing that specifically. 195 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:25,920 Nevermind the whole, you know, 196 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:28,280 having your employees feel safe at work thing. 197 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:29,720 That can't, that's nothing. 198 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:32,000 Since no one ever listens to my advice, 199 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,240 New York City rolled out an AI chat bot 200 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:36,160 that's supposed to help small businesses 201 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:38,800 figure out small business policy stuff. 202 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:41,320 And it's been suggesting illegal things. 203 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:43,720 And the city is like, oh, it's a work in progress. 204 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:45,560 I just don't do the crimes that it tells you to do. 205 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:47,680 Remember all that hubbub about the room temperature 206 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:49,000 superconductor and everybody was like, 207 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,600 this is so real and it's gonna change the world 208 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:52,800 and it's so real. 209 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:55,760 And I was like, y'all, it's probably not real. 210 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:56,600 Yeah, it wasn't real. 211 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:59,000 And the guy who was doing that is now being charged 212 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,640 with like research malpractice. 213 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:01,760 Did I just say I told you so? 214 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:04,360 I mean, yeah, I think that was pretty clear. 215 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:07,160 This segment of the video is targeting explicitly 216 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:10,360 like three commenters who got all up in my shit 217 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:12,000 about how I was wrong. 218 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,720 Anyway, get fucked. 219 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:16,360 RFK has named his running mate 220 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:18,480 for his 2024 presidential campaign. 221 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:21,240 It is a rich big tech lawyer 222 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:23,280 that he appointed as his running mate. 223 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:25,280 Reminder that it's like statistically impossible 224 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:26,280 for RFK to win. 225 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:27,520 So, I mean, whatever. 226 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:30,200 Sam Bankman Freed, the guy that was behind FTX 227 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:32,760 and their massive implosion in the crypto space 228 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:35,840 has been sentenced to 25 years in prison. 229 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:38,960 And the courtroom art of that sentencing is hysterical. 230 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:40,840 As of the latest patch in Stardew Valley, 231 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:43,520 you can now adopt additional pets, 232 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:46,400 which means you can now get multiple little goobers 233 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:47,640 running around your farm. 234 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:48,720 I need them. 235 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:49,920 I need them now. 236 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:52,640 I've got a friend who has already 100% 237 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:54,480 at Stardew Valley since 1.6 dropped. 238 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:55,920 They're okay, I think. 239 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:58,240 Horizon Forbidden West has been ported to PCs 240 00:08:58,240 --> 00:08:59,840 and also Steam Deck. 241 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,680 So you can play it on the Steam Deck. 242 00:09:01,680 --> 00:09:03,480 You can go shoot robot dinosaurs 243 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:05,440 in a post-apocalyptic world on the toilet now. 244 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:06,400 Born just in time. 245 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:08,000 Born just in time, let me tell you. 246 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,480 And finally for today, 247 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:12,120 the Groundhogs Day Groundhog, Puxitani Phil 248 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:16,600 and his partner Phyllis have welcomed two baby Groundhogs. 249 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:17,520 That's adorable. 250 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:19,720 I think we should just all be happy about that. 251 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:21,680 Thank you so much for listening to today's episode 252 00:09:21,680 --> 00:09:22,680 of Stuff Keeps Happening. 253 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:25,520 Head to StuffKeepsHappening.Online for sources, 254 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:29,320 bonus content, and an explanation. 255 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:30,360 My name is Endeavorance. 256 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:32,000 I'll be back on Monday. 257 00:09:32,000 --> 00:10:01,000 Take care and be well.