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Gordon: Nurse!

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Nurse!

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[Sigh]

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Nurse: Yes, Gordon Ramsay?

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Gordon: Nurse, what do you call this?

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Nurse: That's your dinner, sir.

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Gordon: What am I pointing at?

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Meatloaf?

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Gordon: You call that meatloaf?

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It's practically raw.

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It's barely a loaf of any description at
all.

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Nurse: I didn't make it.

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Gordon: It doesn't hold together.

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It's all crumbly.

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Look, what happens when I try to pick it
up?

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It disintegrates.

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Nurse: If you're unhappy with your
meal, we can... Gordon: And the sauce?

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Is that maple syrup?

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Did somebody get the breakfast and dinner
sauces mixed up?

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Nurse: We can get you
a new one, but I don't

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think that will be up to
your standards either.

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Gordon: Look, look, I threw up.

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That's how disgusting this meatloaf is.

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I've had some bad meals at some awful
restaurants, but this, this takes the cake.

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This is an intensive care unit,
not a restaurant.

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Nurse: Wait, wait, you threw up?

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That's not good.

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We need to get some fluids into you.

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Gordon: Well, it'll be impossible for me
to keep down a crumbly meat

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patty coated in an imitation
maple syrup at dinner time.

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Nurse: Sir, I hate to bring this
up, but don't you think that

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your nausea has anything to
do with your chemotherapy?

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What?

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Nurse: The doctor told you that the
treatments would upset your stomach.

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Gordon: Well, that's terrible treatment.

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I give it one star.

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Nurse: Sir, you have stage three pancreatic
cancer.

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You may not realize it, but you are
fighting for your life.

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And I don't mean to alarm you,
but it really is touch and go.

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If you spend all your
energy shouting at me about

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meatloaf, I don't know
what's going to happen.

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Gordon: You know what?

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You make me sick.

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[Gordon vomits]