Good morning, good afternoon, good night, BFam Podcast.
Thank you for joining me from wherever you are and thank you for giving me your time.
Today's quote of the day is, it takes falling to your death to appreciate the gravity of
the situation by Dave.
Today I'm doing my first interview in LA and it's with my roommate, Karan.
Introduce yourself.
Hello everyone.
I can't hear myself.
Hold on.
Is that moving?
Yes.
Oh, that's fine.
I don't want to hear it though.
Just talk, keep talking.
Oh, okay.
Now we gotta start over.
No, it's cool.
Just let it run.
Oh, you're just gonna let it run?
It's smooth.
It's cool.
It's raw.
Yeah, it's cooler when they know that you was fucking up.
Exactly.
All right, but go ahead.
I don't want to hear this again.
You're not going to.
I'm just gonna upload it.
Okay, cool.
I hear my own voice.
I don't know why that happens though.
It's fine.
Just introduce yourself.
Everyone, my name's Karan.
And I'm here with Elston.
It's like midnight.
He's making me do this against my will.
It's all right though.
It's for the plot.
Tell them about the elevator.
Tell them a little bit of something about yourself before we get to the elevator.
I'm 6'4", light skin.
What else is there?
I'm a billionaire.
It's fine.
We're gonna keep it from him.
Okay, that's it really.
That's all you need to know.
That's it.
You're a billionaire.
You're 6'4", you're light skin.
That sound like a little somebody, you know?
Yeah, that's me.
But no, anyway, this podcast really doesn't have a...
Bro, we're rubbing knees right now.
Sit like this.
What, like that?
That's too romantic.
You said go face to face.
Absolutely not.
Turn around, bro.
Bro, we got to restart the episode.
No, it's better this way.
It's better this way.
And we're running up the time.
You got 20 minutes, bro.
I got places to be.
I mean that.
You wake up at 10 in the morning.
You wake up at 10 almost at noon.
Yeah.
Anyway, we don't really have a topic for this podcast.
We really just wanted to have a conversation.
But the craziest shit just happened on the elevator.
We get on the elevator, this is white dude and this black girl.
And you know, they're having a casual conversation.
And all of a sudden she goes, yeah, I did that before.
But the last time I did it, I ended up being in the car.
He goes, yeah.
Yeah.
That happens.
And they kept going.
I don't know what they're talking about.
Yeah, and I kind of wanted to follow them to see where it led,
where they were going in the situation.
My sister was joined the car.
Wait, what?
Oh, I didn't tell you that.
No.
So we had a neighbor.
He lived kind of far.
Yeah.
So we live in like the countryside.
So we have our own space, right?
Yeah.
And I don't know how.
I just saw him walking on our front lawn.
I just saw him walking there coming out of nowhere, waddling over.
And he comes in.
He's like, do you have time to talk about something?
He's talking about this group.
He didn't call it cold though.
He called it like a therapy group or something where they could level up.
Yeah.
And immediately, I was playing Fortnite at the time.
I opened the door to him.
I don't know what places to be, bro.
I got some dubs to cash.
But he was like, oh, hold on.
Did you hear someone knock?
No, that was me.
Oh.
No.
And then so I left.
And then my sister was talking to him for like at least two hours.
He was in our house talking to my sister, my dad.
I thought my dad was just there because he didn't want to leave him alone with us.
He did not trust him.
And he said, oh, come to the event.
And then they went to the event.
And then they were like wearing hooded clothing and shit.
And they were like, oh, yeah, you got to join this.
You got to take an oath of secrecy and sign contracts and shit.
And she was like, I'm good.
She was like 17.
So I was 13.
Man, what?
Yeah.
And I was just grinding 90s.
So, Doug, stuff like that happen often over there?
No.
I don't know who he was.
He left his wife, though.
He left his wife.
And then just moved to Portugal or something.
I don't know where he is now.
He was weird, though.
But, Doug, he was telling me about the school system over in London.
It ran so differently.
It ran so differently from the United States.
We got to close the windows.
This is the hurricane.
Oh, yeah.
Let me do the other one now.
All right, Ben.
Yeah, all right.
So, yeah.
The school system in London is so different from the school system in America.
Do you mind explaining it to me?
Yeah.
So we have like GCCs are exams.
So we don't have GPAs.
We just have standardized exams.
Yeah.
Like the SATs after like...
So we do that.
I'm trying to convert it into grades.
Yeah.
Hold on.
So that's like eighth grade to 10th grade.
It's just SATs.
Right.
No, no.
Yeah.
But like 11 subjects or 10 subjects.
11.
Or 10.
I did 11, but because I'm smart like that.
Six-four, by the way.
No, but then you do 10.
So it's like sciences, math.
So you spread yourself.
And then the next two years, so 10th and 11th grade.
Yeah.
That's junior and senior year, right?
No, no, no.
For us, junior and senior year is 11 and 12th grade.
Oh, yeah.
So 11th and 12th grade.
You would then do A-level.
So most people do three.
And then you just pick three subjects that you want to do.
That you want to like primarily focus in.
Yeah.
And then at the end of those two years, you take exams.
That's it.
So you just straight study for two years and then take exams.
Exactly.
Is it a lot of homework?
It's up to what the school want to give you.
The homework doesn't matter.
Really?
It doesn't matter because you could like, I know people who like flunked all year and
then we just like try in the last like two months.
And they'll get away with it.
Yeah.
Because of the way it's run.
Straight like that.
Yeah.
But it's harder that way.
It is.
Yeah.
But like GPA, you just keep going.
You're just kind of bling when you take the exams.
Yeah.
Exactly.
It's more up to like how you're feeling in the day.
Yeah.
So.
Like I remember one of the exams, I just needed to shit the whole time.
I was, I could not concentrate.
I don't know what I was writing.
I just lost all focus.
So that's why I prefer a GPA system to be honest.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Like I looked at my marks and some of them I was like four marks off the next group.
Yeah.
Like I've got an A.
What do you mean marks?
You get marks bro.
What you mean?
Like out of a hundred, you get 70 marks.
Also 70%.
Yeah.
But okay.
What if it's out of 150 and you get 70?
What do you call that?
You get a 50%.
That's not 50%.
That's below 50%.
Yeah.
Why are you converting into percent?
That's a mark.
That's 75 marks.
But the marks is like, what the fuck do they mean?
Like if I can convert it to a percentage, like.
Because here the way we do it is.
Oh, cause no, cause the way they, the way they give the grades is based on how many marks
you get over like three, four papers.
So it's not like, oh, you got 40% in there, so you got 50%.
Don't look at me like that.
Cause I thought you was gonna keep going, but you just.
Yeah, I gave up.
I kinda got tired of what I was saying.
Let's move on.
All right.
All right, so what type of philosophies do y'all have over there?
Like what's the thing to call it?
He's so philosophical.
Okay, what do y'all call it?
No, I don't know.
That was so random though.
Yeah.
Okay, what you mean?
What philosophies we have?
Like what's.
Don't get stopped.
Don't stop someone.
No, no.
Like what are the things that like, the ways that people follow like Buddhism, shit like
that.
Oh, what religion?
Actually, yeah, go on, go on, get into religion.
I think, I think it's now majority atheist.
If everybody over there is atheist.
Well, no majority.
I think, oh no, no, no.
It was like just recently there's no longer majority Christian.
What?
But I could just because people are migrating in and they're like, they're like, they're
Muslim or Hindu or something.
Cause like everybody over here is like.
Christian.
Christian Catholic.
That's why I noticed.
Yeah.
So how does that.
I guess I'll say, how does that work?
Because anywhere you go in America, you're sure to find a church.
You get those rednecks with like a hundred crosses on that one.
Dude, no, that's for something else.
They don't really believe in God.
They believe in like.
No, you get churches, but it's like.
They're not just there for religion.
Really?
Like people go to churches just to meet other people to like.
It's catching.
Huh?
They might be catching us.
But now they go, they go to churches for all reasons.
I don't think it's just religion.
It's like to go meet other people, socialize something to do.
You know, just throughout the week.
Yeah.
And like the people, like the bishops are like in like a village, right?
They'll be well known and they do all loads of stuff.
They're like social workers.
Wait, bishops.
That's what we call them.
Bishops, vicar's when they end the service, they go and like run charity events or like
go to schools or like their own call to help people with any small issues.
You know, the pastors just pass a trade.
I see the pastors in the US though.
They got like the private jets.
You know, I learned Jesus.
And then just like get his Rolls Royce.
And it goes to fucking meet him in his private jet.
Exactly.
I don't know.
That's what you, we don't have that.
How do you feel about like the mega churches?
Have you seen the mega churches in America?
No, show me.
Dog.
I could pull this up, but no, we'll be right back.
I'm about to, I'm going to show him the mega churches and I'm going to get his reaction.
So how do you feel about it?
He looks like he's making like a show.
Michael's WWE entrance.
He's like, he's on like a zip line.
He's making his way in with his entrance music.
There's so many people.
Sexy boy.
Yeah.
Hold on.
Get the show.
Michael's WWE entrance.
I want to see.
You want to play the song?
No, just get his entrance.
Oh, hold on.
The one with Sean Michaels.
I think it was WrestleMania.
Bro, did you see the one where like somebody like fell off the fucking zip line?
No.
You ain't see that?
Who did?
We can look at it.
He like fucking died.
That's not fun, bro.
I was having fun.
It was really cool.
The vibe was a little bit.
Oh, what the fuck?
Get YouTube premium, bro.
You paying for that shit?
No, I actually don't have, I don't know why I said that.
I used to have a YouTube premium.
I used to have the MacBook with the slider.
For real?
Yeah, I used to feel so superior.
I just used to slide through that.
You just used to sift through it.
Yeah.
That is exactly what he looks like.
Yeah.
Hold on.
Wait.
So like, how do the...
That's what he's doing.
No, don't turn it up.
Go get copyrighted.
You get copyrighted?
Yes, I get copyrighted.
I don't own rights to the song or whatever happens.
They don't give a fuck about the book, bro.
No, they've actually...
No, no, no.
I've uploaded something before and they've taken it down because it was copyrighted by
me.
How do they know?
Because I guess if it blows up enough and it comes across like the feed of whoever owns
the song, they can report you to the lawyers.
I don't think you got to worry about that.
No, I'm sorry.
I think we're safe.
I'll tell you that.
No, I'm a dog.
All right.
Tell me about the businessmen shit.
Is they really weird over there?
They get caught in those scandals?
Yeah, there are a lot of pedophiles.
Are you serious?
I don't think that's just UK.
I don't think that's exclusive.
No, that's like around, bro.
I think that's just Roman Catholic Church.
Yeah.
That's a big thing.
The UK is really known for that.
Because they...
I saw this thing because they abstain.
Stop talking.
Sorry, bro.
It's finished anyway.
You can throw it out.
Yeah.
Because they abstain, they repress themselves.
Yeah.
And then they become like...
Wait, what's that abstain mean?
They stay celibate.
They don't have...
They be cap.
Well, that's what they say.
That's what he said.
I think it was Freud.
Freud was just like, yeah, no, that makes some pedophiles.
Yeah, no.
So, was the school that you...
You went to a boarding school, right?
Yeah.
Was it religious in any type of way?
Or was it just...
Yeah, no, it was a Christian school.
You had to go to a charge service.
Bro, did y'all have to go to fucking Mass?
Something like that.
Wait, so it was Christian or Catholic?
Catholic is Christian.
No, that's like a difference.
Catholics are denomination in Christianity, isn't it?
Like it's a sub-sect of it, right?
I mean, no.
Because even when I went to Catholic school, they didn't claim Christianity.
They were like solely Catholic.
It was like...
But I thought they were a sect of Christianity.
Yeah, to me it's like...
How is it?
Roman Catholic.
Yeah, it's like comparing a vegan to a vegetarian.
You know how vegans are like...
Yeah, but a vegan is a vegetarian.
So, yeah, you were right.
We're saying the same thing.
Yeah, they're under the same umbrella.
Yeah, damn near, yeah.
Because you've got like liberal protestants.
No one's just Christian.
They've got their own denomination.
I really couldn't tell you how that shit works though.
No, I studied it.
That's why I know.
You did?
That's why I like...
Tell us something that you like...
No, I don't know.
No, I just know that there's loads of denominations.
So there's liberal protestants and conservative protestants and then Roman Catholics.
All you gotta know is like Roman Catholics just hate everyone.
For real?
Yeah, they love the Bible.
They bring out the Old Testament.
They whip that out on you.
And they just follow it word by word.
Play by play.
Or they like, they read it and then they just pick and choose what they want.
That's what they do in the Vatican.
Why?
Because they said they're prayer professionals.
They're prayer professionals.
Not professionals.
Prayer professionals.
The Pope says he talks to God.
That's meant to be his job.
He gets paid to do that shit.
Who's the Pope over there?
Pope Francis.
Have you seen him?
What do you mean have I seen him?
No, I don't see him just walking down the street.
Anytime I see a video of him he's like walking up the street.
In Rome, bro!
Wait, so everybody has the same fucking Pope over there?
He's the Pope of, oh, he's your Pope, bro.
He's not my fucking Pope.
Are you Catholic?
Nah.
Okay, well then.
I'm a fake Catholic.
I ain't gonna.
Yeah, I'm Catholic.
Okay, well then he's your Pope.
He's not my motherfucker.
He's your...
No, he ain't.
Yes he is.
I don't even know him.
Well...
Does he speak English?
Maybe.
I don't know, bro.
He's your Pope, bro.
Nah, he your Pope over there.
I think we got a different Pope.
That's not how it works.
Bro, how is he the Pope of, is he like the president of the world?
He's literally like that.
Are you serious?
He's the Pope of all of Roman Catholicism.
So he's just over everything.
So we just follow him?
Yeah.
Wait, so do you...
Now the Catholic school I went to, we were Jesuits.
Do you know anything about the Jesuits?
No.
What, what, what then?
Shit, I couldn't tell you either.
What the fuck?
Yeah, I thought you were just starting conversation.
Yeah, no, but no, check me out, because I thought you was gonna, no, I was gonna just
pin it on you.
But no, Jesuits were like...
You just said shit on.
Yeah, let's just say shit on.
It started out with a brief description of a Jesuit.
I know more moves.
No, I don't know what the word is.
An apostolic, apostolistic religious community called the Society of Jesus.
They are grounded in love for Jesus Christ and animated by the spiritual vision of the
founder, St. Ignatius Loyola.
Yeah, that's bullshit.
That's everything.
No.
Unique vow of obedience to the...
So basically they were like...
Bro, it literally says here, it relates only to the Pope's orders.
Yeah.
You are known for being his bitch.
That's literally what it says.
They are known for their unique vow of obedience to the prophecy.
Dude, look, I'm gonna tell you St. Ignatius story.
His shit was like crazy, right?
So, check me out.
I'm gonna just put it in like the most broad terms, like I'm gonna summarize the story.
So, it goes, imagine like a white frat guy, right?
Big and hunky, you know, always drunk with the hoes, you know what I'm saying?
Got some hoes on while he's at a party.
Now imagine a white frat guy in the army, you know what I'm saying?
But he runs shit, so basically he's a jock.
So now, he's this jock and he's known for being beautiful, all this and all that.
And this fucking war breaks out, right?
So, I want to say it was between France and somebody else, but they were like holding
the walls to this, I don't know, I guess palace.
They were holding the walls, trying not to let the enemy in or whatever.
And St. Ignatius like busted open, you know what I'm saying?
As soon as they busted open to get ready for war, a fucking cannonball comes and crushes his fucking leg.
What the fuck? I thought he was gonna be the gun.
No, a cannonball came and crushed his leg and he had to go to the hospital.
He was in the hospital for like months, right?
So, while he's being taken away from all this stuff that he was used to, now he's sober, he can see what's going on.
He can't get with the ladies, so now his testosterone is building up and he's not just releasing everywhere.
And the only thing he can read is the Bible.
So, he starts to read the Bible and he falls madly in love with it and goes on,
it just goes on his binge about talking about God and stuff.
And then from there, he leaves the hospital, gives all his shit away,
and starts walking and mums eating rocks and shit.
And this following guy, he was eating rocks.
Hold on, let's see if we can find it.
You got a picture of him?
I hope we can find a picture of him eating rocks.
Oh my God, was that him?
Yeah, that was him. He's still chilled though, I ain't gonna lie.
He cool, he get it done. We probably can't find it.
Bro, and then he starved himself. He wouldn't allow himself to...
Even the Bible is not even asking you to do that shit.
He just does that shit anyway.
Because it's like, what are you doing, bro?
I want you to do this. Just take the Sabbath.
What are you doing? He eats rocks. You told him to eat rocks.
Bro, he gave away his favorite sword too.
He went to this almost like chapel.
He went to this chapel and he gives away all his favorite shit.
Like he gives away his sword, he gives away his animals.
He gives away his clothes. He wears rags.
He don't got no drip no more. He don't put it on no more.
He just fell off. But yeah.
Not worth it.
He said not worth it.
No, I don't know.
Look at him, he got a goofy haircut. But he's still cool though.
Anything can go more dripped out, look at that.
I'm not gonna lie, bro. When he blew up, when he blew up, he started putting that shit on again.
He's got the red robes.
Low-key.
Nah, he was just upgrading.
Nah, you know. He had to, I think they took his account in GTA.
What?
Yeah, he took his account in GTA.
He had to start.
He had to start over.
Yeah, he had to start over.
Do the vehicle cargo again. Yeah.
But besides like, let's get off of Catholicism, Christianity and everything.
Yeah, that shit depressing me.
Yeah, what's some stuff that you believe in?
I'm like agnostic. It's like, it's not atheism. It's just like, I don't know what there is.
I do believe there is a God though. I just don't know.
Like, particularly, I don't think any religion has it like nailed down.
Because you look at something like the Bible and you think, that's still the end of day, that's a man writing those words.
So even if it is the word of God, there's still some element of like, biasness.
So like Timothy 212 or something. Actually search yourself.
Timothy 212. Yeah, I think so.
I could be on something. Absolutely.
It says Timothy Shalaman. You searching that up?
What?
Timothy Shalaman.
Who is Timothy Shalaman?
Yeah, Timothy 212. There you go.
Read that out, bro.
Me?
Yeah, I'm gonna read that.
What the fuck is RSVGNBNIV? Just read the whole thing.
I permit no woman to teach or to have authority over men. She is to keep something.
No, that is crazy.
That's what it says.
Hold on. I do not allow them to teach or to have authority over men. They must keep quiet.
I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over men. She must be silent.
Dog.
That's what I'm saying.
Are you serious?
So that's why I think that like the idea that you just, if you treat the Bible as like a golden word.
Yeah, and then shit like that. You believe shit like that.
But that's kind of what Jesus broke though. He was like, he went for the word message of love.
Wow.
Like over that. He would like heal people on the Sabbath despite it being like illegal.
Like crazy.
He'd be with like the prostitutes like Mary Magdalene.
Bro, that's one thing I just don't understand about Christian. How did God get, how God gets somebody pregnant dog? Is she a virgin?
Yeah.
That don't make no sense to me.
Like, like there.
People make jokes about that.
Like what?
She was in, she was in a tight space. She just made something up.
And Joseph was just like, yeah, okay.
She, she, he's like, how are you pregnant? We didn't, we didn't do that.
She just like, God.
And then the whole religion.
Jesus comes out.
If Jesus came out today, maybe he'd just be like vaping and smoking right now in the corner.
No, I see some of them like Jesus.
You probably see Jesus on the corner of Figueroa.
Yeah.
Just chilling at Wingstop.
The guy go in the toilet.
You know, bro, what was he on?
He know something we don't.
He's on Fetwell.
No, for real. He was all, he was, he was a drug doctor.
He was a lady though at the village.
Yeah.
Just dancing with the flip phone.
Oh, she was vibing on.
Tell them what we said about the clothes though.
What's right?
About how they always are so fresh.
Dude.
All the people we see.
Homeless people be putting it on though. I'm not going to lie.
Yeah.
Like all that Balenciaga y'all be seeing the oversized clothes, the dirty dingy clothes.
That'd be cool.
But it's not hard because y'all clean wearing it.
Old people, I mean homeless people, like pull something out the trash and put it on.
They be having it all too much cool.
And they be sporting it dog.
Like I couldn't pull it off.
It's just for them.
I want to get that jacket.
And I feel like any like.
I'm the way you get that.
And he just lost his whole way.
But like dog, it just hit different when you see them wearing it.
And then she had the flip phone.
I don't know if you saw that.
Dog, low key investment.
She's so cool.
Bro, she had the music playing.
How do you even type in a song?
Flip phone?
Yeah, how do you type in a song on a flip phone?
The fact that she could do that was like actually kind of amazing.
I was actually inspired.
Inspired?
Yeah, if we weren't talking, I would have like stood there and danced with her.
Then she punched you or something.
Interrupted us.
Yeah, no.
You got to keep away from.
You want the flip phone still?
Low key.
I just want to do it as a social experiment.
Bro, me and you can do it together.
And just see what happens.
Just get walkie talkies.
I'll get a walkie talkie.
Bro, get walkie talkie.
Get like a set.
You can get a set.
For real.
How far do they go?
They should be able to take us across campus because you got to think the security guards
have walkie talkies.
Yeah, but that's like military shit.
What's looking up?
I'm talking about like that shit you buying like Toys R' Us.
You have Toys R' Us over here?
Dog, they took them all down.
Really?
Yeah, did you have Toys R' Us?
Yeah.
You do?
You still have Toys R' Us?
Yeah.
Bro, we will.
Where I'm from.
California, but in Detroit, they...
What's your toy store?
A toy store?
Bro, we don't even have a toy store, twin.
No.
I'm telling you.
I don't know, let's see this.
I used to love Toys R' Us.
Bro, I used to beg my mom to take me all the time.
They have one here.
They have two in LA.
They have two in LA, bro.
We don't have to go.
Oh, it's temporarily closed anyway.
The only people who go above the age of 12 are pedophiles or parents.
Oh, shit.
I'm not going to go to the toy store.
You know what I mean?
So what do we have to do?
Adopt a kid and take him to Toys R' Us?
You said adopt a kid, you don't want Toys R' Us?
Yeah, so we can go to Toys R' Us and then leave him there.
That's fucked up.
I still want to go to Venice Beach, though.
Already, I bought my...
I'm doing it.
You got your skateboard.
I already got it now.
You left me behind.
I'll come with you, though.
All right, bet.
I know all the angles now, but yeah, you want a.5 board.
You want those ballistic wheels.
How was learning how to ride the skateboard been working out for you?
It was so cool.
Do you like it?
Yeah.
How do you feel about it?
Why did you feel like you wanted to learn it?
Bro, because I see those people around the campus on the skateboards and they're like,
that's so cool.
And I'm not going to lie to you.
I want to be like you.
Yeah, it's like...
And they just be going and going.
And they know we're watching them, but they don't look back.
Yeah, they like...
Yeah, I skate.
I skate.
Bro, I want to get some roller blades, dog.
I'm going to...
After I get on my...
What's wrong with roller blades?
What are you saying?
What's it?
Whatever makes you happy, bro.
Whatever floats your boat.
Whatever floats my boat.
Just go ahead with it.
Now, when I'm going faster, you don't be mad because you're going to be sitting there pushing.
Someday.
And I'm going to be like going past it.
Actually, I'm going to learn how to go backwards.
I will attach an engine to my shit.
I will get competitive.
I'm going to learn, bro.
We can take this shit far.
You don't want to go.
Someone had...
Huh?
You don't want to go there.
Go where?
With me.
Oh.
We can take it up a notch.
We can see roller blades or skateboard.
Just get hell counts on campus.
Just taking that shit around.
No, for real.
Dog.
But...
No, I would...
It is fun learning.
I think I'm getting there, though.
You are?
Like, I can now kick off.
Yeah.
Turn.
The only thing I need to do is be able to keep going.
Like, while...
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like, kick and then back on and keep going.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I understand.
But I'm getting to the point where I don't look as, like...
Body.
Scared.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Skittish.
Bro, my eyes were like...
My pupils, like, dilated when I was on that.
Like, I made Austin hold me.
Yeah, nah.
I was holding his hand.
I was holding his hand and helping him out.
So was...
We just looked so cool.
And everybody was staring at us.
They thought we were weird.
Yeah.
But what they going to do?
Tell us the style?
No.
Fuck that.
Yeah, nah, for real.
I made Michelle hold me, too.
She just walked by.
I was like, you hold me?
I'm going to be safe.
Tell them about when you...
Tell them about your incident.
What my incident?
You don't remember?
Oh, falling over.
Oh, that was so embarrassing.
This is my first time out.
I was in the room with Austin.
Someone else was there.
I can't remember.
Yeah.
And we were...
What the fuck?
What happened?
Are we good?
Yeah.
I kind of looked.
It's on the phone.
Oh, shit.
Nah, so I bought this skateboard.
I walked, like, 20 minutes out of campus.
Yeah.
Into some, like, ghetto place as well.
So I thought I was going to get, like...
What were you doing?
I don't know.
Bro, he goes, I'm about to go to Target real quick and get a cage with it.
He's gone for two hours.
And he comes back, talking about, I brought you your Twizzlers.
I'm like, yeah, he asked me to get some Twizzlers.
I brought them with me.
He got the worst fucking Twizzlers on the market, though.
He made me give them out.
Bro.
Yeah, because I'm not eating them.
I don't eat them anyway.
And you weren't either.
I was saying, the Twizzlers that you brought, after two hours of being gone, nobody's eating
them.
I got lost, bro.
You got lost?
I got lost.
How did you get lost?
Where did you get lost at?
I don't know.
I went on Reddit and it was like, skate shops near USC.
This dude said it was a 50 minute walk.
That was a lie.
I was gone for like 40 minutes and I got...
I thought you died.
I thought I died.
I thought it would be like 20 minutes.
It was like two hours I was gone.
I was like, bro, I was so concerned for you.
And like, when I bought the skateboard, like, I wanted to get a scooter back, but I couldn't
hold that shit at the same time.
Oh, yeah.
I had to put it in a bag and the bag broke towards the end, but I was right.
And you just got complaints about the Twizzlers.
Bro, I'm not going to lie.
Daddy is like, ungrateful.
That's my bad.
I apologize.
I forgive you.
Nah, it's alright.
But, uh...
I need to go to the bathroom.
Anything else, though?
I'm trying to think, like...
You said how you teach me to skateboard.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We already talked about it, though.
I really finished it.
There's nothing really to it.
Yeah, we got fucked up by someone.
You're like walking away from the mic and we're talking and you're making all this noise.
Oh, sorry.
Sorry, I'm sorry about your professional Joe Rogan.
All two listeners are going to be disappointed.
You know what?
Now when this shit blow up, nail your ass, they'll be all like, oh, take it down, take
it down.
Man, we getting money.
We getting motion, dawg.
You getting money?
Yeah, we getting money.
Y'all don't pay me for this.
Nah, you're not getting paid.
You hear this?
You're not getting paid.
Why?
Use your fucking shit.
I don't know.
Why you gotta do it for free?
It's been 20 minutes now as well.
Your time's running out.
So what, dawg?
I need to lie down and stare at the TikTok.
It's probably...
What time is it in London right now?
Bro, what's the time now?
8 hours.
What's the time now?
Dude, I'm math.
You're a fucking genius.
8 AM.
I'm a fucking genius.
You're a fucking genius.
837.
Thank you.
837.
Why?
I don't know.
I just feel like...
Okay.
What a useless question.
You've wasted both of our time.
Bro, stop making noise with this ice, bro.
Bro, like I said...
This is gonna be the most random episode on the fucking...
That's your fault.
That's not my fault.
I didn't have any questions, bro.
I did, and you just kept going, no.
We talking about Peter Fars in the Christian church.
No, that was crazy.
That's all we did.
Talk about something else.
We talking about what?
That was crazy. That's what we've been talking about some of we never finished your uh thoughts on like agnostic
Go back to it. No, that's like three hours. No go back to it at least give a little summary on like why you feel that way
Or how you grew up at least?
Religion wise and how you develop your own
Take on
No
Because wait, no, there's a reason behind this what's going on. It should be like because if I start it's like
It's gonna be like a four-hour type bro. Just go I'm not here for four hours. It's alright. I gotta get up early
Just go I got things it's Sunday. You're not doing anything
Get to it come on I want to hear you. Okay. I believe in God. I'm Christian
That's it stop they come and find us stop they might be next door my favorite verse is the wrong
Come on, please just get to it. Do you read her Timothy 212? No, that's crazy. I'm not reading that
I thought well you're already ready. You're gonna get canceled if they cared enough about
So you'll see you get to talking about the uh
agnosticism
Huh talk about being agnostic and where it came from?
It's just you don't believe in God, but you believe no you believe no
I'm sorry, but you don't you don't think that he's like them exactly knows no them. I'm talking about how you came about this
How you came about to be that? Oh
Just talk about just the vibe. I'm like what was going on
Did you grow up in a religion religious? I heard my parents are religious. They are but like what what do they follow?
You don't really know they're like they're like weak Hindus. Oh, they don't they don't
Follow any of the laws. I don't even know what's in Hinduism. I'm not gonna lie. They believe it's like
Talk up several gods like
Well, can we move on time?
We could end it here though. I'll be soon. That'd be so sweet, but I don't even want to release this now
Hey, yeah, why cuz yeah, so awkward at the end. You just go no. I'm not answering your question
I'm not angry cuz I'm hungry. I'm tired. We just we just ate. Yeah, and I wish I got the eight piece
The
Six piece was was working for me and then and then he said 20 minutes and I was like man
Whatever, this is gonna be your introductory as a soul. You're gonna be back on you know, right? No, no
No, you live with me. So you're gonna have to be on
Yeah, so we're going to right there. I