1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:12,920 Hello and welcome to episode 38 of the podcast. 2 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:13,920 I'm Michael. 3 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:14,920 I'm Noe. 4 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:17,720 And we are the Knights of Entertainment, a podcast covering your favorite and unknown 5 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:20,600 movies, games, comic books, anime, and more weekly. 6 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:23,040 We appreciate you being here and hope you enjoy the show. 7 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:24,400 This is what we are covering tonight. 8 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:27,320 We're going to cover Black Adam. 9 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:29,320 Tell him the man in black sent you. 10 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:34,240 But before we do like share and subscribe to the channel, you can also enjoy the show 11 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:37,200 on YouTube, Spotify, Rumble, Odyssey, and more. 12 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:39,000 We also have membership tiers on those platforms. 13 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:43,320 If you'd like to help and support the channel or you can check out by me a coffee.com forward 14 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:45,120 slash KLE podcast. 15 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:47,440 But let's go ahead and get into it. 16 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:49,160 Black Adam. 17 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:55,160 So this was the big fucking new DC vehicle that's going to drive forth and conquer Marvel. 18 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:59,080 It's going to on the on the back, the broad shoulders of the rock. 19 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:00,460 So it's not the Shazam Lee. 20 00:01:00,460 --> 00:01:01,460 It's not the Shazam Lee. 21 00:01:01,460 --> 00:01:06,080 It's you know, this was going to be the movie of movies is what they kept touting it as 22 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:09,320 I remember the rocks like, man, I don't I don't need the fast series anymore because 23 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:16,320 I got I got the fucking fucking headphones are stuck. 24 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:17,720 Like I got this movie. 25 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:21,240 I'm going to make the biggest franchise of all time. 26 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:25,600 And it was a absolute office box office bomb. 27 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:30,160 It fucking exploded. 28 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:37,680 And I think naturally people can tell a bad story from a good story, even if they can't 29 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:38,680 explain it. 30 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:40,080 Sometimes they can just they can feel it. 31 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:41,080 I would agree with that. 32 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:42,800 Like that's why some movies are like, wow. 33 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:43,800 And the other one was like, wow. 34 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:44,800 Wow. 35 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:45,800 Whoa. 36 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:49,280 It's like it's like the Peter Griffin going through Russia where it's either a wow or 37 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:50,280 a whoa. 38 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:51,280 I didn't see that. 39 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:52,280 That's funny. 40 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:58,160 But Russian women are either a wow or a whoa. 41 00:01:58,160 --> 00:01:59,880 So yeah, this movie was a whoa. 42 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:01,880 We want to go. 43 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:08,800 Oh, I don't think I'm going to get my time back. 44 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:18,320 So it starts off with a huge exposition dump off the bat, like immediately a whole explanation. 45 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:23,240 The one thing you don't want to do when you write a story is don't don't explain. 46 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:24,760 Show don't tell. 47 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:30,640 And it just fucking tells immediately before Rome, before Egypt, before Greece, there was 48 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:32,800 Qatar or Kadaq. 49 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:34,040 I forgot how they keep calling it. 50 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:40,960 But it was it was back in 2600 B.C. and this came by the name of King. 51 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:43,320 What's his fucking name? 52 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:48,920 And he he was a cruel king in Kadaq. 53 00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:54,520 And they had this material, this metal called Eternium that he wanted because he this man 54 00:02:54,520 --> 00:03:02,440 loved black magic like he loved heavy metal bands and he loved all this stuff. 55 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:03,440 Death metal. 56 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:05,560 He was just into that shit. 57 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:06,560 So he wanted to make it. 58 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:12,360 He wanted to get this this metal and craft it into a crown, the crown of sabacc that 59 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:18,080 would allow him to once he put the crown on, he would become the champion for the devils, 60 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:20,320 the demons. 61 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:23,400 And so did Lucifer have anything to say about this? 62 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:25,200 I don't know. 63 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:26,960 Like six demons were like, he's our champion. 64 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:27,960 Yes, he is. 65 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:30,120 If he can't do it, no one can. 66 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:31,120 They were cheering and everything. 67 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:35,320 Oh, no, they made it worse than it was. 68 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:39,520 It probably doesn't take much. 69 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:45,240 And so this kid's like he finds this big, thick piece of no, this old guy finds this 70 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:50,960 piece of Eternium like a thick ass fucking stone that would fit perfectly on the crown. 71 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:53,440 And the kid's like, oh, all these people see him, right? 72 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:56,160 Although they're basically everyone's enslaved. 73 00:03:56,160 --> 00:04:02,040 Just digging in the desert in Kadaq, it's like a desert region. 74 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:06,220 And he finds it and all the other workers try to get it off of him, right, to claim 75 00:04:06,220 --> 00:04:12,680 it so they can give it to the Kingsguard and then the Kingsguard will reward them with 76 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:14,920 food or water or whatever. 77 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:17,920 So this kid pops out of nowhere like, what the hell is wrong with you guys? 78 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:20,700 You can't be doing this to our own people. 79 00:04:20,700 --> 00:04:24,940 This man, you know, so he gets, you know, he's one of those like, oh, it's all for the people. 80 00:04:24,940 --> 00:04:27,440 So he takes the old man to the Kingsguard. 81 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:29,960 He's like, here's this big ass piece of Eternium. 82 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:31,340 The king's like, awesome. 83 00:04:31,340 --> 00:04:33,560 And the kid's like, so does he get the king's reward? 84 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:36,480 And the guards are like, yeah, and he fucking throws him up the cliff. 85 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:41,360 I'm like, well, God, that's not the reward I was hoping for. 86 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:43,360 I quicked down. 87 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:46,160 Basically, the kid gets mad. 88 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:48,640 But then the kid's father steps in to save his son. 89 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:50,000 Like, oh, don't mind my kid. 90 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,000 He's a fucking moron. 91 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,000 Come on, son. 92 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,320 And the son's like, we can't live like this. 93 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:55,320 This is our home. 94 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:56,760 This place is gorgeous. 95 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:58,240 And all I see is just desert, son. 96 00:04:58,240 --> 00:05:00,880 I'm like, this place is gorgeous. 97 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:02,920 It's just a fucking barren wasteland. 98 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:05,080 But OK, I mean, you grow up. 99 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:06,080 You love where you grow up. 100 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:07,080 Whatever. 101 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:08,080 I wouldn't live there. 102 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:11,480 Fucking just my face would melt. 103 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:12,480 Plus they're all bald. 104 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:17,920 So you can only imagine the sunburn on the top of their damn skull. 105 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:19,400 Take it from a fellow bald man. 106 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:23,480 When you ever had a sunburn on your fucking scalp, the top of your fucking dome, it is 107 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:24,480 quite an experience. 108 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:29,640 You're like, damn, my head is warm as fuck. 109 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:34,560 So the kid's like, fuck all that shit. 110 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:35,560 So he starts to rebel. 111 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:38,600 He keeps doing this fucking symbol. 112 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:42,720 Like, the fucking like, look like they're doing a little heart symbol like this. 113 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:44,840 But they're not doing like a diamond symbol in the air. 114 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:45,840 Right. 115 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:46,840 I just imagine him doing the heart thing. 116 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:48,960 I can't do it. 117 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:51,800 But he gets a bunch of people rallied. 118 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:52,800 The King doesn't like that. 119 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:57,860 So he has a kid fucking captured and executed. 120 00:05:57,860 --> 00:06:04,680 But before they can execute him, he's teleported away to that fucking rock of eternity. 121 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:07,640 And the wizard are like, we choose you, Barry Batson. 122 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:08,640 Billy Batson. 123 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:09,640 That was his name, Billy Batson. 124 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:10,640 His name was also Billy Batson. 125 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:15,640 It wouldn't surprise me at this point. 126 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:16,640 So. 127 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:18,440 Fucking Billy Batson. 128 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:21,560 There's another Billy Batson from 26 B.T.E. 129 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:22,960 Would it surprise you at this point? 130 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:23,960 Probably not. 131 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:26,240 The amount of bullshit they do. 132 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:32,000 So this kid, he gets turned into a he gets given the powers of Shazam. 133 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,600 They actually get what the powers are from every every God. 134 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:37,240 But I was too lazy to write him down. 135 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:42,000 Like the wisdom of Zach, the the the strength of. 136 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:48,240 Well, if I remember right for for Black Adam, isn't it mostly Egyptian gods? 137 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:54,480 And I have no idea because I know the ones for Shazam like S is Solomon, the wisdom of 138 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:55,480 Solomon. 139 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:58,680 They gave it to they gave it to Black Adam, the same exact. 140 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:01,520 Yeah, they didn't even use the comic book version. 141 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:05,720 No, they're just like, you get the same ones as Shazam Shazam. 142 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:07,160 So he gets all the powers. 143 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,160 He goes to the fuck. 144 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:09,220 Here's the funny part. 145 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:12,120 So they finally made the Crown of Svag, right? 146 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:15,400 And instead of having some awesome ritual scene where he's about to put the crown on 147 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:18,720 his head, the king, they have some dude running down the fucking hallway. 148 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:21,440 I got the crown boss and the king's in on his fucking throne. 149 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:23,320 I come on, come on, bring it over here. 150 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:24,320 Come on. 151 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:26,120 He's hauling ass to the king. 152 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:27,120 I got it, boss. 153 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:29,320 I think it was so fucking stupid looking. 154 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:32,440 Just a dude running with a fucking pillow and a crown on the pillow. 155 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:33,440 Say, I'm coming. 156 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:37,160 And the king's like, I'm fucking most. 157 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:38,160 Bring that crown to me. 158 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:39,160 Like he's not crippled or anything. 159 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:40,160 He just sit on the bed. 160 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:43,600 They could have at least some kind of ritual or made it look cool. 161 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:45,040 Like some kind of ceremony. 162 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:46,040 Yeah. 163 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:47,040 Yeah. 164 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:48,040 So some dude running his ass. 165 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:50,200 I would have just worn it if I was that guard. 166 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:55,000 Like, fuck, I'll be I'll be the crown of the guy. 167 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:59,360 So before the crown gets put on his head, fucking Shazam shows up. 168 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:00,360 He's like, fuck all this. 169 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:05,640 He blows up half the fucking country and then fucking black. 170 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:06,640 What did I say? 171 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:13,680 Shazam black Shazam blows up. 172 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:16,640 And so, yeah, he blows up the fucking palace, the fucking everything blows up everything. 173 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:17,640 He was like a thousand people. 174 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:18,640 I don't know what the fuck happened. 175 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:25,240 We lost the shit and blew up everything. 176 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:31,200 So it cuts the future or present time now. 177 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:37,160 Kandaka has been under twenty seven year military occupation by inner gang. 178 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:41,800 I guess I don't know if inner gang is a criminal organization or if they're like a legitimate 179 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:45,880 mercenary like sanctioned force. 180 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:48,080 Because like they're just like they got checkpoints everywhere. 181 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:49,800 There's a bunch of soldiers patrolling. 182 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:51,480 It's a police state. 183 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:55,760 And they're basically just mining Kandaka of the atrium. 184 00:08:55,760 --> 00:09:00,600 Like atrium is like let me turn is basically kryptonite for fucking black Adam. 185 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:06,240 He gets hit with some atrium rocket or some rocket mixed with atrium. 186 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:09,320 He fucking falls like a rock. 187 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:12,880 So yeah, I don't know what the I don't know what the organization is and there's nobody 188 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:14,160 stopping them. 189 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:20,400 So it's just like it's been a kodak's been occupied for twenty seven years by inner gang. 190 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:24,840 And this woman named the fuck was her name. 191 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:29,020 She has the most American name Adriana compared to everybody else. 192 00:09:29,020 --> 00:09:33,080 So Adriana she used to be a she worked at a college and I guess she was an archaeologist 193 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:34,080 or a historian. 194 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:38,040 And she's trying to find the crown of sabacc to keep it out of the hands of inner gang. 195 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:40,600 The inner gang wants the crown after twenty seven years. 196 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:46,280 I mean you would have found it eventually if you covered the whole damn country. 197 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:51,080 So she goes up to the mountain place where the crown was and lo and behold she finds 198 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:52,080 it. 199 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:54,460 But then there's a traitor in the gang and there's four of them. 200 00:09:54,460 --> 00:09:59,560 They go up there her brother her some dude that gets thrown off a cliff. 201 00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:02,400 There's a common theme here. 202 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:08,800 And then another guy they get found out by inner gang and she tried to take the crown 203 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:12,320 that they're trying to get her and she she they're about to kill her brother. 204 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:18,080 So she gives herself up and then there's this fucking like like inscriptions on the floor 205 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:23,760 and she writes she recites the fucking whatever it says on the thing right. 206 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:29,360 And fucking she's am that fucking black Adam blows out of the fucking some cell he had 207 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:34,560 like he was like asleep or in some tomb fucking blows out of there. 208 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:35,560 Boom. 209 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:43,000 And then the song painted black shows up and he just starts fucking killing everybody. 210 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:46,760 All the inner gang right there just fucking throwing everything they have him and he's 211 00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:53,960 just like they made it seem like he was just that fucking guy because they were like everything 212 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:57,320 was they were moving in slow motion and he was moving normal. 213 00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:59,640 Because they were following him at his speed level. 214 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:06,680 He's fucking putting a he's fucking putting a grenade down a guy's throat and then like 215 00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:11,080 the time when when that guy's reaction catches up to what the action that happened. 216 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:12,080 Yeah. 217 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:15,080 He's like what the fuck. 218 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:16,440 I'm like what the fuck. 219 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:17,640 She gagged on a grenade. 220 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:24,280 I just as much as I don't like the movie I like that idea that having super speed if 221 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:30,760 they do something to you when that when that action catches up to your recognition you'd 222 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:32,400 be like what the fuck happened. 223 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,440 That was my asshole her son. 224 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:38,520 I had to do the quick silver thing basically. 225 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:39,520 Yeah. 226 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:42,920 I was like that's like I I never like I never thought like I guess I never thought about 227 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:48,840 it but yeah like if if all of a sudden like my fucking jaws like broken I'm like what 228 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:49,840 happened. 229 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:50,840 You know what I mean. 230 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:54,920 The fucking flash socks you in the face and then like three minutes later you realize 231 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:55,920 what the hell. 232 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:57,920 So why is my booty hard. 233 00:11:57,920 --> 00:11:58,920 What the fuck. 234 00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:03,720 I like that meme that's been going around with a zoom professor zoom where it's like 235 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:04,720 it was me Barry. 236 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:08,360 I'm going to check you off at super speed. 237 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:09,360 You touch it. 238 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:11,480 You came when your girlfriend touched it with me Barry. 239 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,760 My sick motherfucker. 240 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:16,720 Basically yeah. 241 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:18,600 So he fucking kills them all. 242 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:19,600 All the inner gang. 243 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:20,600 They're all freaking out. 244 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:24,560 I mean you back up this guy got a motherfucker right here. 245 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:26,440 Breaking people in half. 246 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:29,320 Then he gets hit with an internium rocket. 247 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:32,360 It's like a rocket lace with a little bit of an internium and like it actually hurts 248 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:37,440 him to this to the point that he fucking just disintegrates the guy with a lightning bolt 249 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:39,200 and he's like well time to fly away. 250 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:43,760 And then he fucking falls back down to the ground and then he fucking wakes up later 251 00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:46,880 at the ladies house. 252 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:52,160 And he meets the lady's son who fucking like all your basically Teth Adam. 253 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:53,640 Teth Adam yeah. 254 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:58,400 Is a legendary character in Ken Dock history. 255 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:02,440 It's their champion and like they've been under oppression for so long that they the 256 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:04,000 son wants that champion. 257 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,920 There he is to fucking liberate them. 258 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:09,840 And they're still under basically slavery. 259 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:13,200 I wouldn't say slavery because they're not being forced to do anything. 260 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:17,120 They're just they're not being able to live their life freely under oppression. 261 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:18,120 For this long? 262 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:19,120 27 years. 263 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:20,120 That's a lot. 264 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:24,840 Well after a while I mean people like they get used to they get complacent. 265 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:28,000 If it's not too bad they get complacent. 266 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:38,680 So okay so Teth Adam's back and that activates the JSA. 267 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:41,960 Fucking Amanda Waller shows up because she's in all these movies now. 268 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:43,440 She's freaking Nick Fury. 269 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:46,680 So is this supposed to take place around the time as Shazam? 270 00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:47,680 Yeah. 271 00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:48,680 Okay. 272 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:53,360 So I was gonna say it feels the JSA back in the 1940s. 273 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:55,040 Amanda Waller wouldn't have even been born yet. 274 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:57,480 It's the modern iteration. 275 00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:58,480 Okay. 276 00:13:58,480 --> 00:13:59,480 Or whatever. 277 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:00,480 Like at least current time. 278 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:02,120 Yeah their current roster. 279 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:05,680 Which is very small apparently. 280 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:08,280 So Amanda Waller calls the JSA. 281 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:09,680 So you gotta deal with this guy. 282 00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:10,680 And then fucking you got Hawkman. 283 00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:12,320 He's like oh god don't you fucking worry about it. 284 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:13,320 I'm gonna knock this movie. 285 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:14,320 Isn't he from the same country? 286 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:15,320 Kazak? 287 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:16,320 Yeah. 288 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:17,640 No he lives in St. Rock Louisiana. 289 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:19,840 No I mean originally wasn't the. 290 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:20,840 I have no idea. 291 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:23,000 I'm trying to remember back to something. 292 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,400 I'm just following whatever the movie tells me. 293 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:30,880 If I remember right him and Hawkgirl were king and queen of something to do with that. 294 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:33,080 Thought it was Egypt. 295 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,480 They changed it so often. 296 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:39,000 I can't remember if it was Egypt or it was where Teth Adam was from. 297 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:42,360 Like they've changed the history so many times in DC. 298 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:46,360 You gotta keep making the piece fit. 299 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:49,360 So she tells. 300 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:50,360 She activates. 301 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:51,360 Or I guess she. 302 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:53,720 I don't know what the fuck she has to do with him. 303 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:57,880 The JSA from what they told in the movies like they protect global stability. 304 00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:00,080 So yeah this is what we do. 305 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:01,840 We didn't help with the Kryptonians when they invaded. 306 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:02,840 Exactly. 307 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:03,840 This is what we do though. 308 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:04,840 They were too strong. 309 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:05,840 We couldn't deal with that. 310 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:06,840 We've got our man. 311 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:07,840 Okay. 312 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:17,200 You got you got Hawkman and then you have Pierce Brosnan as Dr. Fate. 313 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,200 Say hello. 314 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,200 I'm James Bond. 315 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:24,600 I became Dr. Fate after I retired as 007. 316 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:27,680 And by the way his powers are drastically limited. 317 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:28,680 Are they really? 318 00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:31,400 Like if I know what Dr. Fate in the comics was supposed to be. 319 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,240 Like extremely powerful. 320 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:34,840 He's like a quarter of that. 321 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:35,960 A quarter? 322 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:39,240 Like 10 percent. 323 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:40,240 I don't know. 324 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,560 He was not even effective at all in anything he did in that movie. 325 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:43,560 Really? 326 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:45,880 I was like what the fuck is going on? 327 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:48,480 So and then so they hired two new people. 328 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:54,000 They got two rookies coming and they got some chick named Maxine Hunkle. 329 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,840 Yeah her cyclone. 330 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:59,400 She has aerial telekinesis. 331 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:00,720 Aerial kinesis. 332 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:01,960 So she can control wind. 333 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,960 Yeah tornado stuff. 334 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:07,640 Then you have Al Rothstein. 335 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:10,720 The nephew of the original Atom Smasher. 336 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:14,360 Now he is the new Atom Smasher because he actually inherited the abilities. 337 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:18,840 I don't know how he would inherit his uncle's abilities if he's his nephew. 338 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:20,960 Because his mom didn't have the powers. 339 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:22,640 So did he fuck his mom? 340 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:23,640 Probably. 341 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:29,080 That's what I don't understand in that part at all. 342 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,080 So you inherited my powers. 343 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:31,080 I'm your uncle though. 344 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,080 Wait wait wait. 345 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:34,080 Wait wait a minute. 346 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:43,800 Look here Barry you got my you got my sister's jeans and my jeans intertwined. 347 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:46,200 You know you got I'm gonna smash your powers now. 348 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,840 There was a lot of smashing going on that night. 349 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:50,560 You know who his uncle is? 350 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:52,560 It's fucking Henry Winkler. 351 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:53,560 Fonzie. 352 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:54,560 Hey. 353 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:55,560 Oh God. 354 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:56,560 Hey nephew. 355 00:16:56,560 --> 00:17:01,640 I can't do his voice. 356 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:05,040 So he basically just becomes really big. 357 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:09,280 And yeah I guess I didn't think about it but when I said he inherited it from his uncle 358 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:11,080 I was like that wouldn't make any sense though. 359 00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:12,080 That would not make any sense. 360 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:15,480 When I came out of my mouth I was like wait a minute. 361 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:21,600 That nasty motherfucker. 362 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:23,840 So and he has his old uncle's suit. 363 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:24,840 His uncle I'm gonna do paraphrase. 364 00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:26,600 His uncle probably his dad. 365 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:27,760 Just passed him off to his sister. 366 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:29,560 I can't take care of this fucking sick kid of mine. 367 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:30,560 Take care of him. 368 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:31,560 We just told him he's your son. 369 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:32,560 But how did he get your powers? 370 00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:33,560 Oh fuck. 371 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:36,560 I'm his uncle though. 372 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,560 God dang it. 373 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:44,960 So he got the four of them and they get onto the ship and fucking. 374 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,920 So there's only four JSA members? 375 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:48,760 Yeah you got the two heavy hitters. 376 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,760 The two veterans and you got the new. 377 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:52,080 What happened to Jay Garrick? 378 00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:53,960 What happened to Alan Scott? 379 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:59,120 They all died in a horrific orgy. 380 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:03,720 So Adam Smasher was there. 381 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:06,920 He feels so guilty about it. 382 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:14,220 So they get on their ship and Adam Smasher is like whoa has this made a nint metal? 383 00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:17,160 So yeah completely indestructible in Batman. 384 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:18,160 That's Hawkman. 385 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,160 Hawkman yeah. 386 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:23,000 You always gotta have that one Hawkman. 387 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:31,720 To give him credit he is adamantly and uncompromisingly strong in his convictions. 388 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:34,040 He does not want to kill anybody. 389 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:37,520 Even the worst criminals deserve judicial process. 390 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:39,520 I'm like alright bro. 391 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,220 Every once in a while. 392 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:47,160 So I respect that he was that and he didn't change basically that much throughout the 393 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,160 movie. 394 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,160 So I stopped killing people black Adam. 395 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,160 I was like no I'm black Adam. 396 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:52,160 I'm Batman too. 397 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:53,160 We're both Batman. 398 00:18:53,160 --> 00:19:00,520 Anybody with that deep alpha voice to meet Batman yeah? 399 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:02,360 Batman started it and then they all copy. 400 00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:06,000 They all just try to be Batman. 401 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,560 I wouldn't do that with Aquaman or Superman or Cyborg. 402 00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:10,600 No because they all have different personalities. 403 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:15,880 Right but when you have these characters they're pretty much the same carbon copy. 404 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:24,800 So the inner gang attacks the kid because he's trying to talk to black Adam into liberating 405 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:27,440 Kandok. 406 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:30,640 And black Adam's having some weird like I don't know what the hell's happening. 407 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:31,640 I don't know this world. 408 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:37,800 I don't know I can speak perfect English all of a sudden though instead of ancient Kandokki. 409 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,640 All of a sudden he's speaking fine. 410 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:40,880 I couldn't get that over my head. 411 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:47,840 So how are you speaking English you were not speaking English when you got whatever the 412 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:51,960 kids speaking English they're all I don't know I guess because the 27 years English 413 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:56,360 was the dominant language for inner gang so maybe I'm gonna pick them English is how I 414 00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:58,200 just I'm helping them write it better. 415 00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,200 It's what I'm doing. 416 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,000 Like there's not even subtitles or anything. 417 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,840 It's not speaking. 418 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:06,360 So black Adam wakes up like where am I? 419 00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:08,920 I'm speaking perfect English. 420 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:13,320 And you know he finds out that he's in Kandok but like years in the future like 2600 years 421 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:14,320 later I guess. 422 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:15,320 No I guess it wouldn't be. 423 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:18,040 No because yeah it was 2600 years ago. 424 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:19,040 Right. 425 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:22,880 No because BC's and that was AD so it'd be a zero then more what the fuck. 426 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:23,880 Like 4000 years ago. 427 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:25,800 Yeah maybe something like that. 428 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:34,560 So he's like he does it like the kid gets jumped by one of the inner gang guys so fucking 429 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:37,440 black Adam comes like don't you worry I'll save it and he starts fucking killing everybody 430 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:44,200 again and then so the inner gang guys so that's that's one thing about this movie. 431 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:48,360 It just jumped from action point to action point to action point and I'm like wait man 432 00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:55,520 wait can you fucking explain or add something and more fighting more fighting. 433 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:57,280 Let's take a breather more fighting. 434 00:20:57,280 --> 00:21:02,800 Like just like action after it's just it's such a dull. 435 00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:05,040 There's no progression really. 436 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,800 No there's just filler for more fighting. 437 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:09,120 It's like man this fucking sucks. 438 00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:16,600 So there's a scene when he wakes up at the house of Andrea and there's a TV and it's 439 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:22,360 playing the fucking I gave it in the subtitle that said it was playing the good bad the 440 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:26,880 ugly music but it didn't sound like the good bad the ugly I don't know if they got copyright 441 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:31,560 I don't know it didn't sound like to me. 442 00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:35,840 And one of the characters in the movie is like Clint Eastwood going for his gun he fucking 443 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:40,080 pulls the gun out and Black Adam shoots the fucking TV with lightning like he's fucking 444 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:41,840 drawing his gun too. 445 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:46,680 So when he's fighting the guy that was about to beat up the Andrea's son the kid's name 446 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:52,320 is Amon the kid who's trying to get Black Adam to fucking liberate this country. 447 00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:57,120 They're all shooting him with fucking their assault rifles they go empty the guy tosses 448 00:21:57,120 --> 00:22:01,800 it aside he's like well time to go for my pistol and I'm like you just shot this guy 449 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:03,840 with a higher caliber bullet. 450 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:05,960 And now you think a pistol's gonna help you. 451 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:08,560 And now this pistol's gonna be the fucking game changer for you. 452 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:12,280 So he goes with the pistol and they do the they immediately do the fucking good bad and 453 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:19,560 the ugly fucking scene and I'm like what the fuck is happening that was such a weird reference 454 00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:24,880 in Easter egg for this fucking movie and of course fucking Black Adam puts a fucking lightning 455 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:27,360 bolt through the guy. 456 00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:31,720 So then the fucking JSA get there and they're like. 457 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:33,160 They finally get their asses in. 458 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:36,680 Yeah like basically it was like 10 minutes ago so that we're here. 459 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:37,680 That's how quick they got there. 460 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:40,520 Like 45 seconds ago and now we're here. 461 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:46,040 I'm like god dang everything is so small in this fucking country in this fucking world. 462 00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:51,000 And I'll tell you that legitimately like how small this fucking world is apparently to 463 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:54,240 these people in a little in a little bit later. 464 00:22:54,240 --> 00:23:01,160 So they said of course now it's fucking the JSA versus Black Adam. 465 00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:09,280 And they're trying to stop them because they have secret information about him that is 466 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:17,320 not known to the general art of logical community of Kandok like that lady and Adriana. 467 00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:23,100 She has the overall story that they were able to keep. 468 00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:28,400 But the JSA have secret files from artifacts that she doesn't know about. 469 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:31,720 And then they're fighting so they're fighting Black Adam. 470 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,480 They lose Black Adam. 471 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:34,480 I gotta go. 472 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:35,480 He's always going somewhere. 473 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:36,480 So I gotta do something. 474 00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:39,800 I don't know what the fuck he keeps doing. 475 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:43,880 So he fucking dips up and whips all their asses. 476 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:44,880 Fucking Doctor Strange. 477 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:46,960 All he does is fucking shadow clone Jutsus. 478 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:47,960 Doctor who? 479 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:48,960 Whoever. 480 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:49,960 Doctor Fate. 481 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:50,960 Doctor Strange. 482 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:54,080 He would have been a better fighter. 483 00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:57,160 So all fucking Doctor Fate does is do shadow clone Jutsus. 484 00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:58,720 Oh god. 485 00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:02,120 And they're not enough to stop Black Adam. 486 00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:04,560 He didn't use any kind of good magic. 487 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:05,560 He doesn't have any. 488 00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:06,560 I don't know what the fuck. 489 00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:07,560 He didn't. 490 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:09,600 I can see the future but not really. 491 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:12,400 I can't change the future but sometimes I can. 492 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,400 I can make clones of myself. 493 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:15,400 That was what he did. 494 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:16,400 Oh my god. 495 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:20,000 He didn't use any energy beams or nothing? 496 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,000 Not that I remember. 497 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,000 No. 498 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,800 I was facing the internet after a while and I was like fuck. 499 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:26,120 Then you got the cyclone girl. 500 00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:30,160 She was putting a bunch of fucking bars around Black Adam like a prison. 501 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:33,920 And probably the coolest scene to me was fucking Atasmash who gets there late right? 502 00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:37,520 And he just fucking comes in and just fucking drops a hammer fist on him. 503 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:40,040 And fucking just caves Black Adam into the fucking ground. 504 00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:41,040 I got him boss. 505 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:42,360 Don't you even worry about it. 506 00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:44,280 He's always trying to suck up to Hawkeye. 507 00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:46,680 Every time he fails Hawkeye's like you want me? 508 00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:49,120 We'll have a conversation back at the fucking. 509 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:50,120 You want me? 510 00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:51,120 I don't know. 511 00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:52,120 Give him a fucking Italian gangster. 512 00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:53,120 You want me? 513 00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:55,120 When we get back to the fucking base. 514 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:59,280 I'm going to tell you how it is. 515 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:00,280 I don't know why. 516 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:04,200 He just rubs Hawkeye the wrong way every time. 517 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:05,200 Hawke. 518 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:06,200 Man. 519 00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:07,200 Not Hawkeye. 520 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:09,480 I'm so fucking flabbergasted about everything that's going on. 521 00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:11,800 Let's switch over to Marvel Universe. 522 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,800 I'm flipping everywhere. 523 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:15,800 You want me though? 524 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:16,800 We're going to have a conversation. 525 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:20,120 This is how I talk now. 526 00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:23,840 So they lose. 527 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:31,480 They sort of win lose and Andrea and fucking Dr. Fate finds out like you have the crown 528 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:35,720 of sabacc and he realized that she has it and she's like I don't have it and then Hawkeye 529 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:41,600 gives us the crown of Batman. 530 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:44,200 That power scaling is weird by the way in that movie. 531 00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:49,120 At one point Hawkeye Hawkeye Hawkeye man socks him in the face blacking him in the face and 532 00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:51,520 fucking smash him into the building right. 533 00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:55,400 And then another time he tries to hit him with a mace with both hands and Black Adam 534 00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:58,040 stops him with one hand and he can't move him anymore. 535 00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,680 Like what you just punched him in the what the fuck just happened. 536 00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:03,040 Like why your hands are more powerful than your damn mace. 537 00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:04,040 Like I don't know. 538 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:05,040 It doesn't make no sense. 539 00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:07,040 Plus he was two handing it. 540 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:08,040 Yeah. 541 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:11,440 So he can clearly hurt Black Adam with a nice punch. 542 00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:14,880 So I mean if he couldn't he wouldn't have moved him at all. 543 00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:16,520 And the mace is made out of metal. 544 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:17,520 So yeah. 545 00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:18,800 And it spins which is kind of nice. 546 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:19,800 Yeah. 547 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:26,240 And then you get a black Adam's ass. 548 00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:31,800 So they're talking to Adriana and she makes a good point about you're just you're not 549 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:36,280 here to stop and say liberate us from the inner gang that been oppressing us for all 550 00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:40,520 these years even though you promote global stability. 551 00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:44,600 So you know there's no reason for you to be there because Black Adam is not actually hurting 552 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,880 any people. 553 00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:51,360 But Hawkman says we have to stop him because the stories that you know aren't the real 554 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:55,920 stories because we have documents that no one's ever seen but us. 555 00:26:55,920 --> 00:27:03,080 So she goes to talk to Black Adam and she finds out because I guess right between that 556 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:04,480 they told her the truth. 557 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:07,060 Like oh so I know the truth. 558 00:27:07,060 --> 00:27:09,800 You're not really you didn't really liberate Kadak. 559 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:10,800 You just went there. 560 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:11,800 You killed everybody. 561 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:21,760 So basically he didn't liberate Kadak when he when he went to the King's Palace and he 562 00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:23,800 just fucking blew up everything. 563 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:29,040 He just he raged out and it was so bad that the Wizards were like oh you're not the right 564 00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:31,320 champion we chose wrong. 565 00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:32,320 Blah blah blah. 566 00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:33,800 So all the Wizards fucking whip his ass. 567 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:38,560 There was a bunch of Wizards that time and the Wizard from Shazam is in that one. 568 00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:39,560 Yeah. 569 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:40,560 He's one of the Wizards. 570 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:41,560 Shazam? 571 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:42,560 It wasn't just him. 572 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:46,000 It was I guess the how many letters is it? 573 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,000 Six? 574 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,000 Shazam or seven? 575 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,000 Six. 576 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,840 So all six Wizards. 577 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:53,160 So each Wizard gave him a different ability? 578 00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:54,680 Yeah that's what it looked like. 579 00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:59,500 Instead of like because I'm going like if you're if you're a comic book reader or any kind 580 00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:06,340 of like the old like the Justice League Unlimited and stuff like that Shazam got or Captain 581 00:28:06,340 --> 00:28:11,880 Marvel technically got his powers from a Wizard named Shazam and each of those powers came 582 00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:12,880 from a God. 583 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:13,880 Yeah. 584 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:17,400 So now it's just coming straight from Wizards. 585 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:21,240 From the staffs that they used to steal the powers in the first place if we remember the 586 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:22,240 Shazam movie. 587 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:23,800 Oh my god. 588 00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:24,920 So they ended up. 589 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:28,400 So that real Wizard Shazam had the one from Atlas? 590 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,320 Yeah. 591 00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:37,120 So then so when she when she liberated Black Adam he wasn't trapped in the tomb or anything 592 00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:38,760 he was actually in a prison. 593 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:39,760 Right. 594 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:44,040 So he's like that's right or something I don't know what the fuck like the conversations 595 00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:46,280 don't make any damn sense. 596 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:51,720 So so then fucking Hawkman shows up again and he's like I'm gonna do Shazam so you 597 00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:53,440 stop having suit powers. 598 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:54,960 So they know all that stuff too. 599 00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:55,960 Yeah. 600 00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:56,960 And he's like fuck you. 601 00:28:56,960 --> 00:29:02,920 Basically what they do is they say fuck you. 602 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:05,800 Fuck you more. 603 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:16,280 So they found out that fucking for some reason Adriana's son Amon has the crown of Sabaq. 604 00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:21,360 He goes back to their apartment where his uncle is and one of the original people that 605 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,960 went to the site with her one of them died right. 606 00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:24,960 Her and her brother. 607 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:26,040 There was four of them. 608 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:30,920 Amon ended up getting trapped in a cave in but he didn't actually die. 609 00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:38,120 It turns out that guy is actually the head of the inner gang inner gang conduct division. 610 00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,120 Ishmael is his name. 611 00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:43,720 So you can already tell one of them is going to be a bad guy. 612 00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:46,800 So he's like oh hey Amon where's the crown at? 613 00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,320 He's like what I don't have it but he does have it. 614 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:53,280 He knows Ishmael knows that he has it so then all inner gang attacks the apartment looking 615 00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:58,320 for Amon and has this weird fucking scene where he's like alright Amon's hiding in this 616 00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:03,320 corner and he's looking at all the inner gangs looking around for him all over the fucking 617 00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:08,520 like one of those spiral staircases and he's like alright time to sneak past him. 618 00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:11,460 Fucking puts his hood up and he's on his skateboard and he's sliding down right. 619 00:30:11,460 --> 00:30:15,240 The minute he gets out of the fucking corner right Ishmael's like there he is. 620 00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:17,320 I'm like what the fuck was the point of that then? 621 00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,240 He's right fucking there. 622 00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:23,400 Like the minute he fucking moved they caught him instantly. 623 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:26,040 So then Black Adam gets there to try to help. 624 00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:31,760 They put him on this fucking like speeders fucking it's like a speeder but also a fucking 625 00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:33,280 flying ship. 626 00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:38,240 They fucking take off like the eight of them like twenty of them take off actually and 627 00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:44,240 Black Adam and fucking Hawkman everyone's trying to find the kid and the crown of Sabok 628 00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:49,280 and they're fucking just ripping up these fucking speeders and killing whoever's on 629 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:50,280 it. 630 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:53,000 Well Black Adam is and then Hawkman's like we don't kill you. 631 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:57,080 You just obsessed on Batman and I don't kill. 632 00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:59,600 And then fucking Dr. Strange is just chilling. 633 00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:06,760 By the way his powers are so limited that Adrienna's brother gets shot by Ishmael and 634 00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,440 then Dr. Strange's like I don't know what to do. 635 00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:11,160 I can't do nothing about it. 636 00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:12,160 I can't heal you. 637 00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:15,160 I'm fucking dying. 638 00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:19,280 What the fuck is he going to do? 639 00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:21,920 He doesn't have a drop of the actual Dr. Fate's power. 640 00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:25,680 He's like he's fucking bleeding on the fucking floor and Dr. Fate can't even close the wound. 641 00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:28,040 No Dr. Fate's like fuck you fucked bro. 642 00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:29,040 Well Fate says you're dying. 643 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:32,560 I'm like damn you're fucked. 644 00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:39,760 So they try to catch Ishmael and Amon and they fucking fail but they ended up getting 645 00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:41,000 the crown of Sabok. 646 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,640 So they have the crown of Sabok and Ishmael has Amon. 647 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:50,240 So now fucking Black Adam teams up with the highly useless JSA and Adrienna and they all 648 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:56,820 go to this fucking mountain range to meet Ishmael and then the minute that fucking Black 649 00:31:56,820 --> 00:32:01,920 Adam gets there fucking the song Power by Kanye West plays and he fucking destroys all 650 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,540 of the inner gang. 651 00:32:03,540 --> 00:32:09,720 He gets to this fucking central base I guess and he tries to punch through but it's made 652 00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:15,000 of a eternium so it's like even you can't break here I'm Ishmael. 653 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:18,120 How many say their names just to make sure? 654 00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:21,280 And Black Adam's like damn he's right. 655 00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:27,800 And so Ishmael's like guess what I'm actually the descendant of King Akhtatan so he's the 656 00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:31,560 last descendant and he wants the crown. 657 00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:35,840 So Adrienna's like alright we'll give you the crown for my son and he's like bet. 658 00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:39,960 So they fucking put the force field down. 659 00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:43,920 Ishmael gets to ground and then he fucking shoots Amon. 660 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,120 He's like well fuck you Black Adam. 661 00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:50,360 He shoots at Amon and then fucking Black Adam's like no he fucking does the super speed of 662 00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:53,240 cat to stop the bullet right? 663 00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:59,440 And he stops the bullet, kills Ishmael and then fucking almost kills Amon bumping into 664 00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:01,840 him like a fucking freight train hitting you. 665 00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:05,560 It's like damn I almost fucked up that kid. 666 00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:09,040 This means that I can't be a hero and then he goes look to Hakkman alright I'll say Shazam 667 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,040 you can imprison me forever. 668 00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:16,520 So that's yeah so basically because he almost killed Amon he's now like alright Hakkman 669 00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:18,120 you're right I'm too dangerous. 670 00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:23,360 Let me say Shazam and then you guys can lock me up and I'll never say the make sure I can 671 00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:24,360 never speak again. 672 00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:28,240 So Hakkman's like bet. 673 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:33,960 And so he says Shazam and now it's just a less bulky between the Rock Johnson who's 674 00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:38,040 the same guy it's just like a on a fucking they like they took his head and put it on 675 00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:43,040 a weaker man's body so it's just a fat fucking head on a tiny body. 676 00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:49,600 So now he's powerless and they fucking they go to extremes to keep it they put a muzzle 677 00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:55,520 on him they put him in a fucking pod they fill it with water so he can't now he can't 678 00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:58,260 speak and underwater he can't speak either. 679 00:33:58,260 --> 00:34:01,880 They fucking take him all the way to Antarctica they put him in a fucking facility all the 680 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:07,480 way down there and I'm like God damn this is like what 20 minutes ago and everyone's 681 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:08,480 like done. 682 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:09,480 Hakkman fights. 683 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:10,480 Liberate. 684 00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:14,920 The thing is though is that if he's not using the Shazam abilities then he's gonna die just 685 00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:15,920 sitting there. 686 00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:18,320 No well they put the breather thing on him. 687 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:22,020 No I mean like he's gonna grow older and he's gonna have to eat. 688 00:34:22,020 --> 00:34:23,020 Not if he's unconscious. 689 00:34:23,020 --> 00:34:25,280 That's what they're fucking saying not if he's dying. 690 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:30,440 Because the only thing that kept him alive the entire time was having the Shazam powers. 691 00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:33,480 The plot holes in that thing. 692 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:34,480 Believe me I know. 693 00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:37,000 Not to mention there's three expedition dumps. 694 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,800 So the first one was the early story. 695 00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:43,760 The middle one was her telling him the true story of what happened at the palace when 696 00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:45,320 he destroyed everything. 697 00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:49,680 The third one is you find out that the Rock wasn't the original champion chosen by the 698 00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:50,680 Wizards. 699 00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:56,360 It was his son and his son gained those powers his son went back to their house they killed 700 00:34:56,360 --> 00:35:03,880 his dad the Rock and his mom the Rock's wife so the son was so devastated he gave the Rock 701 00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:04,880 his powers. 702 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:07,000 Like your father take it Shazam just say Shazam. 703 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,760 The Rock says Shazam. 704 00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:15,240 And the Rock becomes the Black Adam and then as the kid becomes back to normal right the 705 00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:17,080 guards kill the kid. 706 00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:20,840 Fucking the Rock loses his shit and that's when he blows up the fucking that's why he 707 00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:22,940 went on a rage fit. 708 00:35:22,940 --> 00:35:25,520 So that was another expedition dump. 709 00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:26,520 So. 710 00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:30,480 So plot twist even though you can tell us the Rock from the beginning of the movie like 711 00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:33,120 don't come here son don't show my face I'm not the Rock. 712 00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:36,880 I see that side eye and the fucking eyebrow raised that's you Rock I see you. 713 00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:40,040 The first thing you can see from a mile away. 714 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:41,960 I could pretty much tell it's you. 715 00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:45,840 In a way this kid's gonna grow up to be the Rock look at him. 716 00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:50,680 He's like 101 pounds. 717 00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:52,440 So there you go. 718 00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:56,360 So now. 719 00:35:56,360 --> 00:36:00,200 He knocks down Amon right and he feels so bad he gives up all his powers and now they 720 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:03,760 fucking locked him up in some cell out in the middle of Antarctica. 721 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:07,160 That's what they took him in the span of like two minutes. 722 00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:08,640 And back in Kandalk. 723 00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:15,000 Adrian was like having this fucking like like epiphany because on the Crown of Sabaq there 724 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:21,520 was an inscription that said the path to death is life which is basically yeah you live and 725 00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:22,520 then you die. 726 00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:23,520 Right. 727 00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:26,960 But it was so for the longest time they couldn't figure out what that meant. 728 00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:33,000 It turns out the path to it was mirrored so it's the path to life is death which was that 729 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,720 was Ishmael's plan. 730 00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:40,320 If you have the Crown of Sabaq on and you're killed you go to hell you meet the demons 731 00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:44,840 and they they Christian you their champion and you come back to earth as that. 732 00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:49,120 He did by the he looked this was the only good like he looked badass like it was a different 733 00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:50,120 actor right. 734 00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:55,120 Because there's no ishmael was like 102 pounds and then this guy was like 600 pounds and 735 00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:56,720 they made him a whole devil gear. 736 00:36:56,720 --> 00:36:57,720 Yeah. 737 00:36:57,720 --> 00:37:00,360 So he's not I'm some Sabaq and he just starts fucking tearing up Kandalk. 738 00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:05,080 He raises a whole army of zombies and then now there's zombies everywhere. 739 00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:09,320 And so it didn't like and the Hawkman Dr. Fate they're all trying to find me. 740 00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:10,320 He's too powerful. 741 00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:11,320 He's so powerful. 742 00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:12,320 He fucking rips the Nif metal. 743 00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:15,320 So it's a fucking starship in half. 744 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:17,320 It's completely indestructible. 745 00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:23,280 And they said that just for that scene to show how powerful Sabaq is. 746 00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:26,240 We already know Dr. Fate useless. 747 00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:31,080 Yeah because he fucking gets killed by he uses like he could be in two places at once 748 00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:32,080 Dr. Fate. 749 00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:33,080 Yeah. 750 00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:35,080 So he goes he goes to talk to a black Adam. 751 00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:36,600 So you're the only one that can beat him. 752 00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:43,040 I'm getting my ass beat to save the world and or some shit and then he kills the fucking 753 00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:48,600 Hawkman was supposed to die but Dr. Fate didn't want to lose his friend. 754 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:52,400 So he put himself in place to take the death for Hawkman. 755 00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:53,960 And so fucking Dr. Fate dies. 756 00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:55,840 He tried to use his clone Jutsu again. 757 00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:59,480 Didn't work for Sabaq either. 758 00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:04,420 So then fucking so then black Adam breaks out right and in his normal fucking skinny 759 00:38:04,420 --> 00:38:09,640 form he beats up like 18 special forces soldiers who would have probably easily whipped his 760 00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:10,640 ass. 761 00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:15,400 So he fucking gets out of the anarchy which is like below freezing swims up to the fucking 762 00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,400 surface without any powers. 763 00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:18,400 Yeah. 764 00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:22,200 He gets his powers back. 765 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:25,080 He beats Sabaq with a little bit of Hawkman's help. 766 00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:27,960 Then he becomes the king of Condoc and then he meets the rock. 767 00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:33,000 He meets fucking the man of steel like we need to talk and the movie the end 10 out 768 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,000 of 10. 769 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,000 Oh my God. 770 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:41,000 10 out of 10. 771 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,000 10 out of 10. 772 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,480 The greatest movie I've ever seen. 773 00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:47,280 You like the end game you like black Adam. 774 00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:48,840 God that was a horrendous movie. 775 00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:50,400 It sounds like it. 776 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:51,400 My God. 777 00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:52,400 So many plot holes. 778 00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:53,400 So many things. 779 00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:55,440 It's like don't get me wrong. 780 00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:57,640 To tell the man of black set you. 781 00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:01,560 Most most movies you have to take it with a grain of salt when it comes to a superhero 782 00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:02,900 movie regardless. 783 00:39:02,900 --> 00:39:06,480 So you have to kind of put aside some things that you would say well that ain't possible 784 00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:07,480 right. 785 00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,280 Yeah that's why they made the whole fucking. 786 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:14,320 Tell me McGuire not being smart enough to make the little web slingers. 787 00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:15,320 Right. 788 00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:19,040 That's why they made him just come out of his fucking dick or something. 789 00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:24,320 And but then like that was the that's what they couldn't like they couldn't feel like 790 00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:25,320 they could. 791 00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:29,160 It would make sense for people of like a general knowledge of Spider-Man. 792 00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:30,160 Right. 793 00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:31,240 But whenever they did the Amazing Spider-Man. 794 00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:32,240 They did it anyway. 795 00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:33,240 What the fuck was the point. 796 00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:34,240 Right. 797 00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:35,240 But it was still believable. 798 00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:38,200 They made it to where he was a super nerd as a kid and all that kind of stuff. 799 00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:39,200 OK fine. 800 00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:40,200 That's there. 801 00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:41,200 There's some. 802 00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:42,200 They wanted to make sure that Tom McGuire was dumb as fuck. 803 00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:47,200 Like a Chad compared to the other one. 804 00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:52,080 She's fucking punching people in the face like he was beating the hell out of you beat 805 00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:53,080 up his best friend right. 806 00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:54,080 Yeah. 807 00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:57,200 I didn't get your father green goblin or I can't care about Harry Harry Osborn. 808 00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:00,000 Say fuck you I don't care. 809 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:03,840 But like obviously a lot of superhero movies you got to take with a grand assault and they're 810 00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:06,920 not they're going to take you out of an element of reality. 811 00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,520 A barrel of salt dumped down your throat. 812 00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:12,240 Well like Superman right. 813 00:40:12,240 --> 00:40:16,240 You know that OK people can't fly but it's going to take you out of normal. 814 00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:17,240 Oh yeah. 815 00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:19,440 That level of what's it called. 816 00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:20,440 Suspension disbelief. 817 00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:21,440 Right. 818 00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:22,440 But there's a certain level. 819 00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:23,440 There's a limit. 820 00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:24,440 OK. 821 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:27,280 But that's all I'm going to say. 822 00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:33,520 Disbelief stories can always create levels of disbelief suspension. 823 00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:40,280 Well what I was going to say too is that with the suspension of disbelief and all that kind 824 00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:46,080 of stuff OK once you set a boundary in that you can't change it later on. 825 00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:47,080 Oh yeah. 826 00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:50,640 You got to keep a strict you have to follow your own rules that you set in the movie. 827 00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:51,840 You cannot break them. 828 00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:52,840 Like with Superman. 829 00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:55,120 Superman has very few boundaries to begin with. 830 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:58,800 So a lot of things that you'd say well how did he get from here to here really fast. 831 00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:00,280 It's like OK well Superman. 832 00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:01,840 So it makes sense. 833 00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:06,560 But whenever you've got the JSA going from one spot to another. 834 00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:11,920 Louisiana to Condoc in like 10 minutes and then Black Island went from Antarctica to 835 00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:13,600 Condoc in like a minute. 836 00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:14,600 Right. 837 00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:16,420 I'm like damn. 838 00:41:16,420 --> 00:41:18,080 Like at least follow your own rules. 839 00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:21,760 That's what a lot of people didn't like about like those kind of magic systems that are 840 00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:24,120 not like strict. 841 00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:25,760 Oh consistent. 842 00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:31,000 So whenever you have something that's not a hard line magic system you at least have 843 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:34,640 to kind of follow some rules of your own. 844 00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:36,680 Like where it's like OK there's a limit still. 845 00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:41,120 You have to stick by your own rules that you trapped yourself in. 846 00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:44,600 I mean even Dragon Ball Z followed their own rules when it came to that kind of stuff. 847 00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:48,120 They would just power scale everything up a level. 848 00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:51,680 But they at least stayed consistent as they went each time. 849 00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:56,600 Oh yeah so no one was ever like that much above anyone else except for the villain for 850 00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,160 a little bit. 851 00:41:58,160 --> 00:41:59,520 But they would at least scale it. 852 00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:02,240 And then they would eventually scale it up to a hero being stronger. 853 00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:04,440 Yeah like an incremental scale at least. 854 00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:06,800 But then when you look back it's like oh shit that don't make no sense. 855 00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:14,400 Like what they did with Piccolo when he first went to Namek he morphed with Nail who lost 856 00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:18,480 to Frieza and he was struggling to take on form 2 Frieza. 857 00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:25,000 And then in the Android saga he morphed with Kami and he was strong enough to take on Android 858 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,400 18. 859 00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:27,840 So that was always like that part. 860 00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:34,240 There was a reasoning behind it at my point compared to like this Black Adam movie where 861 00:42:34,240 --> 00:42:39,320 it's like well how does he have no powers but he's still swimming under Antarctica. 862 00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:44,140 Yeah and he was like it was deep underwater is what I'm guessing. 863 00:42:44,140 --> 00:42:46,560 So his lungs would have collapsed just you know. 864 00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:47,560 With no power usage? 865 00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:48,560 Like come on now. 866 00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:49,560 It'd be like Billy Batson. 867 00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:54,320 Okay that's another like whenever you go with the suspension of disbelief. 868 00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:59,240 Okay you have Billy Batson as Shazam or Captain Marvel the technical name. 869 00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:05,200 You have him if he's in his kid form and he gets his ass kicked he's gonna die. 870 00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:07,600 But somehow Teth Adam won't? 871 00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:11,080 Like it's not consistent. 872 00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:16,840 Yeah and a fucking slave from the 2600 is gonna beat up like 18 special forces soldiers. 873 00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:21,440 It'd be like Billy Batson without his powers fighting off to 18 soldiers. 874 00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:23,920 Yeah like going toe to toe with Batman. 875 00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:25,720 Like I'm sorry Batman I'm the new guy in town. 876 00:43:25,720 --> 00:43:26,720 Right? 877 00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:28,280 Like Batman was like my god he's so strong. 878 00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:31,280 That makes no sense. 879 00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:33,440 Only at all. 880 00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:34,880 That's how it is. 881 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:36,760 People don't follow their own rules. 882 00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:39,000 Then they break them and then they wonder why no one liked their movie. 883 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,360 It's your movie with ass. 884 00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:43,400 And the Rock wonders why this flopped. 885 00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:46,320 Did you see how fast he backed away from this shit? 886 00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:47,320 What the fuck is Black Adam? 887 00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:49,120 I don't remember what that is. 888 00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:50,120 I'm all about speed. 889 00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:52,120 You can go back to fast ass. 890 00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:55,880 Fast 15 even faster. 891 00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:58,880 Now we're racing space shuttles. 892 00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:03,600 Put a blower motor on a space shuttle. 893 00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:05,960 Fast 25 Decepticons invade. 894 00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:12,800 Now that's when they're in their wheelchairs because they're seniors. 895 00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:16,040 You always need to tell a you need to master the art of storytelling. 896 00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:21,000 I don't care how many like if you read the story right half of the time I blame the writers. 897 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,800 The other ones are wrote it. 898 00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:26,960 I don't care how many rewrites you need to follow your fucking story all the way through. 899 00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:32,200 If your name is going to be like screenplay by make sure that by is worth it. 900 00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:33,200 Right. 901 00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:39,280 Someone puts my name by screen like the original fucking Daredevil movie with fucking Ben Affleck 902 00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:40,280 screenplay by No Escalator. 903 00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:41,280 I'd be like oh fuck. 904 00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:48,360 Because I mean even if you have really really good actors they can act the part and they 905 00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:51,080 can only do so much with the material. 906 00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:52,080 Right. 907 00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:59,000 Like even with I'll put it this way as much as I don't like Brie Larson as a like an actual 908 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,200 person is in the rain. 909 00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:02,200 Isn't it Brie Larson. 910 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:03,200 I have no idea. 911 00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:08,720 I don't say her name but like she's an actress so you can still only do as much as what they 912 00:45:08,720 --> 00:45:12,280 give her to act like. 913 00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:16,800 So I do blame the writers and the director for a lot of it because I like I like writing 914 00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:18,080 and I want to be a writer. 915 00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:19,840 I hold them to a higher standard. 916 00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:20,840 Yeah. 917 00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:21,840 You know you do your job better. 918 00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:22,840 Yeah. 919 00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:25,840 They're going to be they're going to hate me so much. 920 00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:31,120 Well they look at it start reading the part like this podcast 10 years from now that I'm 921 00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:35,280 a bitch. 922 00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:37,120 So you're rating out of 10. 923 00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:42,680 You can see the bulge in the rock stick. 924 00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:43,680 The whole movie. 925 00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:48,000 She was tingling constantly. 926 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:51,480 Oh electricity. 927 00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:59,040 Those aren't potatoes he's carrying. 928 00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:04,360 Ten it's it's just it's too. 929 00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:08,160 There's not enough story there's too much action without any which is sad because it's 930 00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:12,520 just filler usually actions good but whenever you rely only on that meaningless action is 931 00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:13,800 just meaningless to me. 932 00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:14,800 Yeah. 933 00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:16,120 It's why I can't stand car chase scenes. 934 00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:18,560 I hate car chase scenes. 935 00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:21,320 You put a car chase scene in a movie you get a zero out of 10 immediately. 936 00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:24,960 I mean at least I had a car scene in an end game. 937 00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:28,840 I'd be like you son of a bitch. 938 00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:30,120 At least have a good reason for it. 939 00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:32,840 I mean no never there's never a good reason for a car chase scene. 940 00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:33,840 No. 941 00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:36,880 It depends it depends unless you hit somebody with your car. 942 00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:38,920 Well it's possible. 943 00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:41,520 I hate car chase scenes. 944 00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:43,760 Like if you're doing it for like suspense and stuff. 945 00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:45,800 No fuck car chase scenes. 946 00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:52,240 Or you can act like the like Prince Harry where he said I was followed for two and a 947 00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:55,600 half hours in New York City chasing high speeds. 948 00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:57,800 Like they were stuck in traffic for two and a half hours. 949 00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:05,640 And then there was a car behind him taking pictures like that. 950 00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:07,720 But anything else to add? 951 00:47:07,720 --> 00:47:08,720 No. 952 00:47:08,720 --> 00:47:12,000 I'll say something horrifically offensive. 953 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000 All right. 954 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:27,160 With that we will see you guys on the next one.