1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Hello and welcome to episode 34 of the podcast. 2 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,000 I'm Michael. 3 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,000 I'm Noe. 4 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,560 And we are the Knights of Entertainment, a podcast covering your favorite and unknown 5 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:20,240 movies, games, comic books, anime, and more weekly. 6 00:00:20,240 --> 00:00:22,560 We appreciate you being here and hope you enjoy the show. 7 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:23,680 This is what we are covering tonight. 8 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:29,840 I'm going to give you the entire list of how you should watch the MCU TV shows and movies 9 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:33,480 from basically release order, not chronological order. 10 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:34,480 Cool. 11 00:00:34,480 --> 00:00:37,520 But before we do, like, share, and subscribe to the channel. 12 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:42,120 You can also enjoy this show on YouTube, Spotify, Rumble, Odyssey, and more. 13 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:45,880 We also have membership tiers on those platforms as well if you'd like to support the channel. 14 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:49,820 Or you can check out BuyMeACoffee.com forward slash KOU Podcast. 15 00:00:49,820 --> 00:00:51,320 But let's go ahead and get into this. 16 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:52,320 All right. 17 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:53,320 Everyone knows the MCU. 18 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:56,240 Whereas I call it nowadays the MCMV. 19 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:58,400 So the Marvel Cinematic Multiverse. 20 00:00:58,400 --> 00:00:59,400 Yeah. 21 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:01,880 For now, I don't know, because I mean, it's not a universe anymore. 22 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:02,880 No, it's not a universe. 23 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:06,480 They fucking spread that shit out like a fucking gaping asshole. 24 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:07,480 Just spread it out. 25 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:11,280 That's probably the worst way to start this video. 26 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:13,800 With a swear word. 27 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:16,280 Hey, it's in the Bible. 28 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:17,280 It's OK. 29 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:18,280 MCU, is it? 30 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:19,280 Gaping asshole? 31 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:20,280 Just ask. 32 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:23,600 The gaping asshole in the Bible. 33 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:26,600 Oh my God. 34 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:31,400 That would be the most fucked up shit. 35 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:32,400 Leviticus 915. 36 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:34,960 And then he saw the gaping asshole. 37 00:01:34,960 --> 00:01:38,240 And that's why he can't have that. 38 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:39,240 God dang. 39 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:42,480 So I love the MCU. 40 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:46,120 I haven't missed, well, I broke that promise. 41 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:48,800 Or that streak, I should say. 42 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:52,600 Ever since Avengers, all the way back when the first Avengers came out, I never missed 43 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:55,560 a single movie in theaters. 44 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:58,560 Like that week, I would watch the new Marvel movie. 45 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:00,840 It didn't matter what it was. 46 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:08,040 And it's just like, the world is just so well written and well acted and well, it's really 47 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:09,040 entertaining. 48 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:11,400 I just love the MCU. 49 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:15,160 And I've always wanted to have an order of how to watch it in its entirety, because now 50 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:17,440 it's like so expansive. 51 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:21,440 This is not even including the tie-in comic books or books or whatever else extra shit 52 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:22,440 they have. 53 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:26,680 Like that fucking Scott Lang book that just came out, or it's going to come out in September. 54 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:28,720 Look out for the little guy. 55 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:31,640 I'm tiny. 56 00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:35,520 So I get big as fuck sometimes. 57 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:37,320 I don't know why, I like Scott Lang. 58 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:40,160 I don't know why he's made into an asshole. 59 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,160 I'm a douchebag. 60 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:42,160 I'm here, man. 61 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:45,160 I actually like the character. 62 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:50,800 I'm just fucking ragging on him. 63 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:53,040 And so let me tell you something funny, actually. 64 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:55,880 I watched Quantumania on Disney Plus. 65 00:02:55,880 --> 00:03:00,080 And at the beginning of the movie, it's not spoilers, there's a donut place that he likes 66 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:01,360 to go to, right? 67 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:04,320 He goes there and he gets his food. 68 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:05,920 And it's like one donut and a coffee. 69 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:06,920 And it's like, oh, for you? 70 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:07,920 He tries to pay him. 71 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:09,280 It's like, oh, for you it's free. 72 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:10,280 Thank you, Spider-Man. 73 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:11,280 He's like, oh, you thought I'm Spider-Man. 74 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:12,280 But it's like, whatever. 75 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:14,180 He leaves, right? 76 00:03:14,180 --> 00:03:18,800 And then at the end of the movie, they do a callback where he goes back to the donut 77 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:19,800 shop, right? 78 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,000 He gets the same thing, a coffee and a donut. 79 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,480 And they go, oh, you're Ant-Man. 80 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:25,480 I got you wrong last time. 81 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:26,480 You're Ant-Man. 82 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:27,480 It'll be $10.95. 83 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:28,880 I'm like, oh, you're charging me. 84 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:29,880 It's like $10. 85 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:31,880 I like that little like. 86 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:33,880 You get the callback to it. 87 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,680 Like if it was Spider-Man, it's free. 88 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:37,240 But if it's Ant-Man, you got to pay $10.95. 89 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:40,400 That was a lot actually, like $11 or some shit for a donut. 90 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:42,400 But whatever he bought, it was highly expensive. 91 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:44,400 Isn't it based out of New York? 92 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:45,400 He's in San Francisco. 93 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:46,400 Oh yeah. 94 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:47,400 He moved into the. 95 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:48,400 That's not surprising. 96 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:49,400 Oh yeah. 97 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:50,400 That's true. 98 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:51,400 He moved after. 99 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:52,400 I don't know where he was. 100 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:54,840 So why they think that Spider-Man was in San Francisco? 101 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:56,160 They don't know. 102 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:58,760 The average person doesn't know what the fucking superhero is doing. 103 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:01,960 But he's the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man from New York. 104 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:02,960 They don't know that. 105 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:03,960 He's been in space. 106 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:07,520 It's been a different dimension. 107 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:08,720 They don't know. 108 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:09,720 It's funny. 109 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:10,720 Like we know what they're doing. 110 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:15,000 But if we were living in that, like right now we'd be doing a podcast on like the whereabouts 111 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,000 of superheroes. 112 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,000 If we were living in that universe. 113 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,960 Well remember with Spider-Man, you get one. 114 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:21,200 You always get the one. 115 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:22,200 One save? 116 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:23,200 Yeah. 117 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:24,960 You get one and after that no more. 118 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:26,920 Like I was just crossing the street. 119 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:28,120 That doesn't really count saving. 120 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:31,880 Wait what do you mean one? 121 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:35,920 And then like after he leaves right, I go down and I get that shit beat out of me. 122 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:37,480 Well I gave you the one. 123 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:42,920 I gave you the one and they're just fucking wrecking you. 124 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:43,920 They're like oh you got the one huh? 125 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:45,960 Like no, no I haven't got one yet. 126 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:46,960 They just wait. 127 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:49,920 Whoever has the one they beat them up after the fact. 128 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:50,920 Like you after? 129 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:51,920 Yeah. 130 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:53,520 So they keep a list of who has the one. 131 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:54,520 Like he got one. 132 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:57,560 It beat the shit out of him. 133 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:59,600 So I love the MCU. 134 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:02,480 But with life I haven't, I get to see the Guardians of the Galaxy. 135 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:04,600 I get to see that new Thor movie. 136 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:06,640 I saw Quantum Mania on Disney+. 137 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,680 Like I can't keep up. 138 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:11,580 There's so much shit now. 139 00:05:11,580 --> 00:05:17,920 And so I got a list here that I found online about pretty much everything in order from 140 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:23,440 the first movie to the very last movie with all the TV shows and movies in between. 141 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:25,880 And we're going to go through them for you guys and I'm going to be watching. 142 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:29,900 I'm going to actually start back from Iron Man and then just run down the list too. 143 00:05:29,900 --> 00:05:31,260 So I got to do that. 144 00:05:31,260 --> 00:05:33,380 So between that and Luffy. 145 00:05:33,380 --> 00:05:37,800 Between that and having to catch up to 400 episodes of One Piece before July 29th when 146 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:39,600 Gear 5 drops. 147 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:41,800 Plus my writing I'm trying to do. 148 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,720 Plus trying to beat GTA V. Plus work. 149 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:44,720 Plus sleeping. 150 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:47,720 Plus having to take a shit. 151 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:48,720 Good luck with that. 152 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:51,720 I might not be here for the next episode of the podcast. 153 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:53,960 It'll be just me alone. 154 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:59,380 By the way I have a, I've always had a, I'm trying to give somebody a great idea. 155 00:05:59,380 --> 00:06:04,560 But I always had an audition reel in my head of how, I love MCU so much. 156 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:06,500 I was like, but I'm not an actor. 157 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:08,400 But I've always wanted to be in one of their movies. 158 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:10,600 Like just the MCU movies. 159 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:13,880 And I had an idea of how I would do it. 160 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:17,880 And it wouldn't be like the traditional like, you know, approaching them with acting or 161 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:20,200 auditions or all that. 162 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:22,680 So if you can have my idea if you guys want it. 163 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:29,680 What I had planned to do was I was going to research every single live action content 164 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:30,680 of the MCU. 165 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:36,040 And then I was going to make a whole series of short films with my character in the MCU 166 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:37,280 as an audition tape. 167 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:44,280 So like say the antagonist of the first movie was the Iron Monger. 168 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:48,960 And it was like that fake 10 rings gang that wasn't the real 10 rings. 169 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:53,920 I would have had like a small cell of those 10 ring gangs as the main antagonist for my 170 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:54,920 short film. 171 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:57,280 So it would be like a callback to Iron Man. 172 00:06:57,280 --> 00:07:00,000 And then like in The Incredible Hulk, which is the second movie in the series, I would 173 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:05,760 have had like something to do with the gamma radiation and like maybe like a weaker super 174 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:07,760 soldier like they had in that one. 175 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:11,320 And then like the third movie, I would take every single movie, take a piece of their 176 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:14,820 antagonist or a piece of their storyline. 177 00:07:14,820 --> 00:07:20,640 And then my character would somehow be like the fucking guy in the shadows, like a spy, 178 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:26,360 like Nick Fury or like some low rent shield agent who just happens to always have to be 179 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:30,480 like in Age of Ultron. 180 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:34,800 All those little old, the last of the Ultron bots that they had to destroy all of them, 181 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:35,800 right? 182 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:36,800 Because they were all connected to Ultron. 183 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:39,460 So if one was alive, it would still be around. 184 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:43,000 And then Vision killed the last one in some forest somewhere, right? 185 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:46,120 But what if there was one more, you know, and Mike, you know what I mean? 186 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:49,480 Like I would take one thing and just keep adding. 187 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:54,840 So but it would cost a lot of money and you'd have to have a lot of patience and you just 188 00:07:54,840 --> 00:08:01,640 should throw them on YouTube like, hey, MCU or Kevin Feige, I got a new one for you until 189 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:05,280 they finally either, you know, you make it or you don't. 190 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:06,280 It's like those gambles. 191 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:07,280 Like you have to, something you have to gamble. 192 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:10,400 You have to believe in yourself and try something and hope for the best. 193 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:13,760 And play Naruto, believe it, believe it. 194 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:17,840 Let me run with my fucking arms dangling behind me like an asshole. 195 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:19,120 I never liked that running. 196 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:21,720 I get it is more aerodynamic, but not really. 197 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:23,760 But man, you fucking trip. 198 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:27,240 You'll be eating some dirt. 199 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:32,160 You'll be eating a fucking chock full of gravel. 200 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:35,200 All right, so let's get started on this list. 201 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:37,840 We had to do a little talk a lot because this list is quick. 202 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:41,960 Like five minutes at most, maybe 10. 203 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:44,440 So we start at the beginning and I won't do the phases. 204 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:46,440 I just go by the movies. 205 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:48,080 And I'll go by release date. 206 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:49,680 I want the release date either. 207 00:08:49,680 --> 00:08:51,600 I'm just doing a list. 208 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:53,840 So you start with Iron Man, of course. 209 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:54,840 Original, yeah. 210 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:55,840 Yep. 211 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:56,840 2008. 212 00:08:56,840 --> 00:09:01,240 After that, you got Incredible Hulk, then Iron Man 2, Thor. 213 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:03,040 Then you got to watch the Marvel One-Shot The Consultant. 214 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:04,040 Right. 215 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:06,600 Like a lot of people don't, yeah, this is like deep. 216 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:07,600 Yeah. 217 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:08,600 Apparently. 218 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:10,800 After that, you watch Captain America, the First Avenger. 219 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:11,800 Then. 220 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:15,200 So you get Thor and all of them before Captain America? 221 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:17,200 And the Consultant, yeah. 222 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:23,560 Because I think it was supposed to be that one guy, Colson. 223 00:09:23,560 --> 00:09:25,160 It's like his introduction or something. 224 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:26,160 Oh, really? 225 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:28,140 He was like, he's in Iron Man 2, Thor. 226 00:09:28,140 --> 00:09:30,720 So he got a little bit of a bigger role in The Consultant. 227 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:31,720 Yeah. 228 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:34,360 Then you got Captain America, the First Avenger, of course. 229 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:37,520 Then you have to watch, go back and watch Marvel One-Shot, a funny thing happened on 230 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:39,160 the way to Thor's Hammer. 231 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:42,480 Another Colson mini, it's like they're short films. 232 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:43,480 Then you watch The Avengers. 233 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:48,880 Then you watch Marvel One-Shot, Item 47, which is to deal with the Chitauri weapon. 234 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:54,480 Chitauri weapons were everywhere after that fucking war. 235 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:58,440 People like, you could do like, you know, Black Arms sales selling alien tech in New 236 00:09:58,440 --> 00:09:59,440 York. 237 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:02,600 You could have made a killing just picking up their fucking carcasses and selling them 238 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:06,000 for like, you know, random experiments. 239 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:09,480 I'm thinking like a fucking criminal. 240 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:12,120 I would pick up some Chitauri stuff. 241 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:13,120 All these aliens are laid around. 242 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:16,120 It's like they're completely laid out and just take some shit from them. 243 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:17,120 Yeah, just take some... 244 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:18,120 They're trying to kill us all. 245 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:20,600 Just take some fucking weapons, you know, sell them on the black market, make a little 246 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:21,600 bit of change. 247 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:24,040 And after that you got Iron Man 3. 248 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:27,360 Then you got Marvel One-Shot, Agent Carter. 249 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:30,600 Then you have Agents of Shield, season one, episodes one through seven. 250 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:32,280 Then you watch Thor, the Dark World. 251 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:35,440 Then you watch Marvel One-Shot, All Hail the King. 252 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:37,760 Then you watch Agents of Shield, season one, episode eight through 16. 253 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:40,080 So you finish out the season? 254 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:41,080 Not yet, apparently. 255 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:43,080 Then you watch Captain America, the Winter Soldier. 256 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:45,040 Then you watch Agents of Shield, season one, episode 17-22. 257 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:47,960 Okay, so it's 22 episodes. 258 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:55,000 Yeah, because halfway through the season, the Hydra, the secret agency that was within 259 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:58,380 fucking Shield, fucking went up with Captain America, Winter Soldier. 260 00:10:58,380 --> 00:11:00,960 So they had to address that in the show. 261 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:05,760 Then you got Guardians of the Galaxy, which no one thought was going to do anything. 262 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:08,160 It was going to be the first Marvel bomb. 263 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:09,640 They were 100% wrong. 264 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:16,320 Yeah, but see, the sad thing is Groot has been replaced by all women by Baby Yoda. 265 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:18,160 Baby Yoda has overtaken Groot. 266 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:20,600 Good old Grogu. 267 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:23,120 And Grogu took over. 268 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:25,720 And has a stranglehold on every woman now. 269 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:27,720 He's an adorable guy. 270 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:33,680 Let's see, after that it's Agent Carter, season one, the entire season. 271 00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:35,400 Daredevil, season one. 272 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:39,800 Agents of Shield, season two, episodes one to 19. 273 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:43,200 Then you got to watch Avengers, Age of Ultron. 274 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:47,840 Then you watch Agents of Shield, season two, episodes 20-22. 275 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:50,280 Then you watch Ant-Man, my guy. 276 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:54,040 Watch out for the little guy. 277 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:56,280 Then you watch Jessica Jones, season one. 278 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:59,040 I love that shit, by the way. 279 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:00,040 Jessica Jones? 280 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:01,040 Yeah. 281 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:03,640 With that, what was it, Kilgrave or something? 282 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:04,640 The villa that she had? 283 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:05,640 Jessica, Jessica, Jessica. 284 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:06,640 I would do his voice, Jessica, Jessica. 285 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:15,400 There's a scene, I'm sorry, there's a scene where he's calling her back, right? 286 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:16,400 And she won't come back. 287 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:17,400 Jessica, Jessica, Jessica. 288 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:18,400 It's a dark movie. 289 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:19,400 It's a dark series. 290 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:20,400 But him just fucking, Jessica. 291 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:21,400 I did his impression of her. 292 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:26,400 Fucking three weeks straight. 293 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:31,400 I would just be driving home, Jessica, Jessica. 294 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:36,920 Don't you walk away, Jessica, Jessica. 295 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:38,920 So after that you watch Agent Carter, season two. 296 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:40,920 They got a season two? 297 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:41,920 Yeah. 298 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:42,920 They made it to season two. 299 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:43,920 Didn't know that. 300 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:47,360 Then you watch Daredevil, season two. 301 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:50,440 Agents of Shield, season three, episodes one to 19. 302 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:53,440 Then you watch Captain America Civil War. 303 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,120 You watch Team Thor, part one. 304 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:58,160 This is what they say. 305 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:00,480 You gotta follow the rules. 306 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:04,360 Then you watch Agents of Shield, season three, episodes 20 to 22. 307 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:07,400 Then they really cut the Agents of Shield ones. 308 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:09,160 You watch Luke Cage, season one. 309 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:10,800 Doctor Strange. 310 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,520 Team Thor, part two. 311 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:15,520 Agents of Shield, slingshot web series. 312 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:17,320 Agents of Shield, season four, all the way through. 313 00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:18,320 There you go. 314 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:19,320 You get an actual full season. 315 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,360 Yeah, you get to watch the whole thing. 316 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:22,360 Wow. 317 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:24,160 Watch Iron Fist, season one. 318 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:25,960 Guardians of the Galaxy, volume two. 319 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:28,520 Spider-Gata, loud ass train. 320 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:34,120 Spider-Man Homecoming, The Defenders, which is their fucking low rent Avengers. 321 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:42,440 There was Luke Cage, Iron Fist, Daredevil, and Jessica, Jessica, Jessica Jones. 322 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:44,600 Then you watch, it's a good show by the way. 323 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:46,800 Then you watch Inhumans, Thor Ragnarok. 324 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,120 You watch Team Darrow. 325 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:49,120 Don't ask. 326 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,120 Just listen. 327 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:52,640 Everyone's like, who the fuck is Darrow? 328 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:54,400 The Punisher, season one. 329 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:55,760 Runaways, season one. 330 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:57,960 Agents of Shield, season five. 331 00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:58,960 Black Panther. 332 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:00,440 Jessica Jones, season two. 333 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:04,520 Avengers Infinity War, which ruined everything. 334 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:06,880 That shit like took over the world. 335 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,840 I was seeing those dust memes everywhere. 336 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:11,720 Yeah, it took over the entire meme world. 337 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:14,280 Yeah, for a long time. 338 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:15,280 Cloak and Dagger, season one. 339 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:16,280 I forgot about that. 340 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:17,280 Yeah, it's on Hulu. 341 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:18,280 I forgot about that. 342 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:19,280 It's on Hulu. 343 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:21,480 I forgot about that shit too. 344 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:22,480 Luke Cage, season two. 345 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:25,200 You got Ant-Man and the Wasp. 346 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,440 Iron Fist, season two. 347 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:28,320 Daredevil, season three. 348 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:29,400 Runaway, season two. 349 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:31,920 The Punisher, season two. 350 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:32,920 Captain Marvel. 351 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:33,920 Avengers Endgame. 352 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:35,960 That was the big one. 353 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:36,960 So you watch... 354 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:41,160 Yeah, you watch Captain Marvel before Endgame. 355 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:43,960 Because they hinted her during... 356 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,840 Yeah, they hinted her during Infinity War. 357 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:48,800 Doesn't she show up at the end? 358 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,920 No, he has that little fucking beeper. 359 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:53,960 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 360 00:14:53,960 --> 00:15:00,480 And then he starts vanishing like, what the fuck? 361 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:01,800 Cloak and Dagger, season two. 362 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:04,320 Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., season six. 363 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,320 Jessica Jones here. 364 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:07,240 Oh wow, you get another full season of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 365 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:11,160 After that, actually after this, they had gone back in time and went to an altered dimension 366 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:15,440 because they couldn't keep up with what was going on in the actual movies. 367 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:18,640 So they completely distanced that series by itself. 368 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:21,920 It was really, really mean actually. 369 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,480 They threw them in space, they threw them into another dimension back in time. 370 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:26,560 That way they had nothing, no effect on the actual... 371 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:27,560 Yeah, no effect on the character. 372 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,560 It was like, damn, you guys are cold blooded. 373 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:32,760 It's like, we can't keep up with this shit. 374 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:34,080 Jessica Jones, season three. 375 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:36,520 Spider-Man, Far From Home. 376 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:37,520 Runaway season three. 377 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:38,520 I didn't know there was that many seasons for Runaways. 378 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,520 I didn't either. 379 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:40,520 I didn't know what the fuck it is. 380 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:43,520 Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., season seven. 381 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:48,680 Oh yeah, Runaways is where the kids have powers and it turns out that their parents used to 382 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:49,680 be super villains. 383 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:50,680 Yeah. 384 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:51,680 Yeah, I remember now. 385 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:54,760 To be honest, I didn't know it ever made it to a season three. 386 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:57,520 I don't know, it made it to season one. 387 00:15:57,520 --> 00:16:01,640 What if I watch it and they're like, this is pretty good. 388 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:03,240 Just fucking tearing it down. 389 00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:05,280 Then you got Wandavision. 390 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:07,560 You got Falcon of the Winter Soldier. 391 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:09,600 Man, that was a dark one. 392 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:15,760 Especially when Captain America's new replacement chops up a dude's head with the fucking actual 393 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:16,760 shield. 394 00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:17,760 It's like, bitch, kaka, kaka. 395 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:18,760 Everyone's watching. 396 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:19,760 Oh my God, Captain America. 397 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:26,480 Imagine having a decapitation video on your phone of Captain America chopping a dude's 398 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:27,480 head off. 399 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:28,480 You know what I mean? 400 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:29,480 Yeah. 401 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:30,480 He'll be all over the internet. 402 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:32,480 I like his reaction too. 403 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:37,200 He gets up on a... He has to defend himself in front of a tribunal or some shit about 404 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,200 his actions. 405 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:42,360 At first he's trying to be all civil and soldier, right? 406 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:43,360 Trying to be like, I'm sorry. 407 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:46,360 Then he's like, you need people like me. 408 00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:48,880 Basically, he broke down the Punisher when he went to court. 409 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:50,880 I got to do what I got to do. 410 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:55,080 I don't know what he said, but he fucking lost it. 411 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,840 What did the Punisher say? 412 00:16:57,840 --> 00:17:00,360 He asked me if I want to kill again. 413 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:01,360 Yeah, I want to kill again. 414 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:02,360 I like it. 415 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:03,360 Hell, I love it. 416 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:04,360 I want to do it again. 417 00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:07,360 He's trying to completely ruin his fucking... His lawyer's like, fuck you. 418 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,360 His lawyer's like, fuck. 419 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:09,360 It's like, well, we lost. 420 00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:10,360 Fuck it. 421 00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:16,800 If he had a she-ho, he would have probably got off with a warning. 422 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:19,360 While she tries to twerk? 423 00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:23,240 Hey man, she can do whatever she wants. 424 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:24,240 Where were we? 425 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:25,240 Yeah, Falcon and the Winter Soldier. 426 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:29,840 Then you watch Loki, which was a trippy fucking movie, or no, TV show. 427 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:30,840 To the multiverse? 428 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:32,880 In a way, yeah. 429 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:39,120 They kept having to cut off tangent timelines. 430 00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:41,840 Back then, there was only one timeline. 431 00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:46,160 They had the cube completely separated from all reality. 432 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:50,120 Actually, when Loki started, there was only supposed to be one universe. 433 00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:52,800 All the other ones are destroyed. 434 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:56,280 Then the chip falls off the rails, it's Loki. 435 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:57,760 Loki fucks it up for everybody. 436 00:17:57,760 --> 00:18:02,800 That's got a GIP for causing upheaval. 437 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:03,800 Then you watch Black Widow. 438 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:06,720 Then you watch What If. 439 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:10,520 But that was more of a, well, I guess, no, I guess it would count. 440 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:12,600 Because it counts as the multiverse after that. 441 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:13,600 Okay, yeah. 442 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:18,360 It's not canon, because it's not like, you know, but it would be canon, because now the 443 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:20,160 multiverse, everything's fucking canon now, apparently. 444 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:24,080 Something happens in every fucking universe. 445 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:26,380 Then you watch Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings. 446 00:18:26,380 --> 00:18:27,380 You watch Eternals. 447 00:18:27,380 --> 00:18:28,380 Oh God. 448 00:18:28,380 --> 00:18:31,600 You watch Haka. 449 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,840 Now I have one here for myself. 450 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:40,160 You watch Spider-Man No Way Home, but I suggest you watch the original Sam Raimi Spider-Man 451 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,440 trilogy. 452 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:45,300 Then the Amazing Spider-Man double feature, two movies. 453 00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:47,040 Then you watch both Venom movies. 454 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:52,360 And then you can watch Far From Home, because otherwise you're coming in not knowing. 455 00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:53,360 Certain things, yeah. 456 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:54,360 Right. 457 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:58,880 Like the cheers for fucking Daredevil when he showed up in that movie were nonexistent, 458 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:00,360 because no one watched Daredevil. 459 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:03,480 But you saw the fucking Daredevil right there. 460 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:07,360 How dare you? 461 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:12,600 Then you watch Moon Knight, which has one of the fucking darkest origin stories of a 462 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:15,720 superhero I've ever fucking seen. 463 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:20,160 I was like, oh, so we got child abuse now, okay. 464 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:23,240 Let's mark this one off for MCU that they've added to the series. 465 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:25,560 I'm actually surprised that Disney let them do it. 466 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:26,560 Yeah. 467 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:27,560 That's kind of surprising. 468 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:30,760 And again, they did some horrible shit to Dumbo, so there you go. 469 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:35,160 Yeah, but that was all passed up, so I'm not counting that as the new stuff. 470 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:36,160 Yeah. 471 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:37,160 I don't know. 472 00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:39,760 Hire me for MCU, please. 473 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:41,160 I got a great hero in mind. 474 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:46,000 Then you got Dark to Strange and then Multiverse of Madness, which I fucking loved. 475 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:51,240 I mean, there were dudes in that fucking theater panting for Scarlet Witch. 476 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:56,520 There's a scene, right? 477 00:19:56,520 --> 00:20:04,120 Where she's trying to break into this fucking one of their main magical fortresses by herself. 478 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,680 She's trying to bust in there. 479 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:07,160 Where, what was it? 480 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:14,720 You've got the entire people group or whatever. 481 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:17,160 They're all together holding and making a force field. 482 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:19,120 What is the name of that group? 483 00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:20,120 God. 484 00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:25,240 I want to say that they're all bald for some reason, but they're not. 485 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:27,200 But she's trying to break in, right? 486 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:30,440 And then she's looking around and she sees one dude and she makes eye contact with him, 487 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:31,440 right? 488 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:35,520 And she has an astral projection of herself go through his eyeballs and manifests itself 489 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:36,520 next to him, right? 490 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:42,920 And she gets up right up to his ear and she's like, and he's like, fucking jizz is passing 491 00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:43,920 right away. 492 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:51,360 Something about an evil Elizabeth Olsen apparently got everybody hot and bothered. 493 00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:59,200 Oh, by the way, on Loki, it probably has the greatest jump scare in all of MCU. 494 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,920 And it was a fucking little clock. 495 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:01,920 Hey y'all. 496 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:05,600 If you know what I mean, you know what I mean. 497 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:11,760 The fucking most horrifying jump scare in all, not even in any non horror movie. 498 00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:16,520 I can almost, well, that one and another one from a different movie. 499 00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:19,480 But I promise you, like you will not be, hey y'all. 500 00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:21,680 You will not be ready for it. 501 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:27,240 Let me get a Miss Marvel, which I was like, yeah. 502 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:31,800 And then like it plateaued and then I guess my life took over and I have not seen the 503 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:34,120 last two episodes. 504 00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:35,120 You know what it was? 505 00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:39,120 Cause it was a fucking one, it was weekly and I was just like, ah, keep trying to get 506 00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:40,120 this. 507 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:41,120 I wasn't bad or anything. 508 00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:43,320 I was just like, couldn't catch up to it. 509 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:45,880 And then you watch Thor, Love and Thunder. 510 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:47,720 You watch She-Hulk. 511 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:49,720 Get some lube ready. 512 00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:51,880 See that's where we have different opinions on this. 513 00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:54,800 Hey man, I like it all. 514 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:59,440 That's the one show that should be eradicated from all television. 515 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:02,640 Then you watch something called Werewolf by Night, which I completely missed. 516 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:04,920 Yeah, it's on Disney+. 517 00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:06,760 I completely missed the ball on that one. 518 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,120 I haven't even heard of it. 519 00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:09,760 So you at least heard of it. 520 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:10,760 Yeah. 521 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:11,760 Well, I'm still a fan. 522 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:15,200 I can't try to keep abreast of everything. 523 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:18,360 Then you watch Black Panther Wakanda Forever. 524 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:20,720 You watch the Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special. 525 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:27,800 Ant-Man and the Wasp Quantumania, which was, I don't know. 526 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:31,320 For the final movie of a character's art, I don't know. 527 00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:33,200 That's what I'm trying to say. 528 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:36,280 It's like it wasn't enough of an ending for Ant-Man. 529 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:37,280 Right. 530 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:39,640 So maybe they'll do another trilogy of Ant-Man, who knows. 531 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:41,440 Do they do them dirty or just? 532 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:42,440 No, it was just like. 533 00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:43,520 Just like a meh. 534 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:47,920 I guess because the stakes just didn't seem there for a final movie. 535 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:48,920 Yeah. 536 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:57,200 Like you had Iron Man, who fucking was having a PTSD. 537 00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:01,960 You had, well, I guess there's four Thor movies. 538 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:06,760 But Ragnarok, you had fucking his complete planet destroyed. 539 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:11,080 Half of his people are gone now because of Thanos. 540 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:15,360 Captain America Civil War, their third movie was like a fucking fight between Captain America 541 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:16,360 and Iron Man. 542 00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:19,000 And they had their fucking friendship. 543 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,520 He's like, he's my best friend. 544 00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:21,520 So was I. 545 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:28,280 But like for Ant-Man, for the third movie, it just wasn't enough, I guess. 546 00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:29,280 But it was a good movie. 547 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:30,280 I mean, Kang was brilliant. 548 00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:33,160 Too bad the actor beat the hell out of some woman. 549 00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:38,000 So now he's gone, but he did a great job. 550 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:43,480 He's got an Iron Man suit that's like fucking like beyond advanced. 551 00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:45,840 Like it's like Iron Man. 552 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:50,520 But like in the year 3000, like how advanced his suit would be. 553 00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:54,360 Like once he put that suit on, he was just fucking, he just went ape wild on everybody. 554 00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:56,600 Took over the entire fucking quantum realm. 555 00:23:56,600 --> 00:24:01,680 Was it the suit that Iron Man had in the later comic books? 556 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:03,000 The one that's like nanobots? 557 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,160 No, it was just whatever the fuck Kang had for his suit. 558 00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:07,160 His suit was just fucking that. 559 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:08,160 He was just that guy. 560 00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:13,000 He was just tearing that shit fucking place up. 561 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,640 After that, you got Guardians of the Galaxy volume three, which will break everybody's 562 00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:16,640 heart. 563 00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:23,600 Like it was just like, you'll be like fucking bawling your eyes out. 564 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:26,320 And that's it. 565 00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:28,700 We made it. 566 00:24:28,700 --> 00:24:33,120 So you end, you start on Iron Man, end on Guardians of the Galaxy three. 567 00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:34,720 Volume three. 568 00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:39,680 But I mean, let's be honest here, the MCU is not going anywhere anytime soon. 569 00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:44,840 They have, they've made $22 billion altogether and they only spent 9 billion. 570 00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:50,280 So the ratio of profit to loss is astronomically apart. 571 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,280 Right. 572 00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:56,040 Even, even a movie being mid still makes a fucking, I don't know, Ant-Man and the Wasp 573 00:24:56,040 --> 00:25:00,280 made a shit load, or yeah, Quantumania still made a shit load of money. 574 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:01,280 Yeah. 575 00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:02,280 They're not going anywhere. 576 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:04,960 The next Avengers is going to make a fucking $3 billion. 577 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:05,960 That's true. 578 00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:06,960 Yeah. 579 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:07,960 I got to be in there. 580 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:08,960 I got to be an Avenger. 581 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:13,080 I feel like my character would be that character, right? 582 00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:15,080 That would just pop up like a sidekick for everybody. 583 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:16,640 So how's everybody doing? 584 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:20,600 And like, I'm always just there and I fucking dip into the shadows and I just pop up in 585 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:21,600 another movie. 586 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:27,180 I don't want to be a main, like main level, like my own title, my own fucking movie series, 587 00:25:27,180 --> 00:25:28,180 my own TV show. 588 00:25:28,180 --> 00:25:29,180 Yeah. 589 00:25:29,180 --> 00:25:31,040 Let me just be there on the front lines with the Avengers. 590 00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:32,360 Play Stanley. 591 00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:36,360 You just have random cameos, but only that it's the same character. 592 00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:37,360 Oh yeah. 593 00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:39,200 And just like, I'm just that guy. 594 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,840 I can take Nick Fury's job. 595 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,240 Oh, that's what's coming up next. 596 00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:44,240 Secret invasion. 597 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:45,240 Oh yeah. 598 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:46,600 In June, I think. 599 00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:47,600 June 10th? 600 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,360 Shit, is it already next week? 601 00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:50,360 Two weeks. 602 00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:52,360 Is it June 10th? 603 00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:54,480 Yeah, because of the... 604 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,320 Or is it July 10th? 605 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:57,320 Either way, it's here. 606 00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:58,320 It's soon. 607 00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:01,040 Like, we got, you know, we got a lot of... 608 00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:02,040 I want to be on the MCU. 609 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:05,040 If you're fucking pleading my case, please. 610 00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:07,240 Please let me into the MCU, please. 611 00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:11,720 I won't beat up some woman in some random bar, I promise. 612 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:14,200 Just say you won't do what Ezra Miller did for DC. 613 00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:17,880 I won't be the goodest boy ever. 614 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:19,800 I heard the Flash is tanking. 615 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,000 Yeah, like I don't understand. 616 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,000 It's not even out yet. 617 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,560 Yeah, but like in pre-screenings? 618 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:27,560 That bad, huh? 619 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:32,320 Let me, let me, let me, let me say... 620 00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:36,160 Let me say... 621 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:40,480 That Supergirl can get it. 622 00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:45,080 I had to say, hello, Miss Superman. 623 00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:46,080 Superwoman. 624 00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:50,160 How you doing? 625 00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:57,040 I'm just a guy standing in front of a girl that he likes, asking her, how's it going? 626 00:26:57,040 --> 00:27:02,800 Something about her in the cutscene where her, there's both flashes on her right and 627 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:06,880 left and they're all running at super speed and then they fucking, they stop and she like 628 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:07,880 slide stops. 629 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:09,920 Something about it like... 630 00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:15,520 Believe me, if you're a guy, you have those same triggers. 631 00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:18,240 Like, it could be the randomest triggers. 632 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:21,320 Like something about the way those sandals clippity clap on her feet. 633 00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:26,320 Like stuff like, a guy can have any trigger and they can't explain it. 634 00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:28,480 Something about the way she fucking does that slide stop. 635 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,120 I'm just like, hello, man. 636 00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:33,920 Where have you been all my life? 637 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:40,920 Well, I got to need a towel. 638 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:43,920 Okay. 639 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:44,920 I got the vapors. 640 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:50,080 I'll do it clear, it's right hot in here. 641 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:52,480 So you're going to go back and re-watch everything in order? 642 00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:53,480 Yeah. 643 00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:54,480 I love the MCU. 644 00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:56,480 So let's have Supergirl in the MCU. 645 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,120 So I'm like, how's it going? 646 00:27:58,120 --> 00:28:00,000 Cause I don't want to be in the DCEU. 647 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,600 You don't want to be part of that mess? 648 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,440 Well, I just... 649 00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:09,760 There's something about there's no cohesion in their fucking, like their shit is just 650 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,240 so fucking everywhere. 651 00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:14,480 And they try to fucking force Easter eggs. 652 00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:15,480 Yeah. 653 00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:20,560 Like, they just shove them the whole fist, full fist up your asshole. 654 00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:23,840 Well the downside is that they were trying to go head to head against Marvel and they 655 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:24,880 shouldn't have been. 656 00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:29,760 If they would have went at their own pace and just took it a little bit slower and actually 657 00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:30,760 fleshed out. 658 00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:31,760 Yeah. 659 00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:35,800 Establish every character with their own movie, their own TV show, whatever. 660 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:36,800 Breathe a little bit. 661 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:41,040 Even if it's a couple of years behind the MCU, people are going to eventually want to 662 00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:44,000 switch over and then go back. 663 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,480 They're going to watch both sets. 664 00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:47,920 And I had enough money for both universes. 665 00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:48,920 You guys ruined it all. 666 00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:49,920 Yeah, they did. 667 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:50,920 They really did. 668 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:56,280 Like even for the people that don't like Snyder, if they would have at least let him create 669 00:28:56,280 --> 00:29:02,760 a cohesion within the DC EU, it would have made more sense at least. 670 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:03,760 It's like they don't take enough... 671 00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:04,760 You know what it is? 672 00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:06,840 That they don't believe in their product. 673 00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:07,880 No. 674 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:12,680 They have three of the most popular characters ever to be created. 675 00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:13,680 Yeah, they got Superman. 676 00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:14,960 They got Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman. 677 00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:17,360 No, they got Superman, Supergirl, and Supergirl. 678 00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:18,960 Not me, Supergirl, yeah. 679 00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:23,360 Oh, so you're just discounting Diana? 680 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:24,360 Just leaving her out there? 681 00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:27,360 She didn't do that soft slide? 682 00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:29,800 I don't know. 683 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:30,800 I can't fucking... 684 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:38,200 That shit just loops in my head like... 685 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:40,760 That girl's got that big dick energy is what I'm saying. 686 00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:47,280 If you know what I'm saying. 687 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:49,720 I feel like I'm drunk, but this is my normal state. 688 00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:51,560 It's like, I don't... 689 00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:54,080 They don't take alcohol. 690 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:55,080 I don't take alcohol. 691 00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:58,000 I'm just that mad all the time. 692 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,680 Just angry all the time. 693 00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:01,680 I'm just... 694 00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,680 Just a soft slide. 695 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:06,160 All right. 696 00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:11,080 Well, anything else to add before we go? 697 00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:12,080 You need me, MCU. 698 00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:14,360 I'm a loyal, faithful person. 699 00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:17,440 I will add so much... 700 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:22,840 Listen, if you let me in on all your secrets, not only will I keep them all your secrets, 701 00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:26,960 you can tell me the entire width of what you're doing for the next 15 years. 702 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:28,160 I'll keep them locked and loaded. 703 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:32,640 I won't be like Bruce Manner just spilling shit left and right like a man or fucking 704 00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:35,520 Tom Holland telling everybody the business. 705 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:37,120 Where he showed the actual thing. 706 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:40,240 I think that was supposed to be a joke, or else he wouldn't have posted it. 707 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:41,240 Listen, it was live, wasn't it? 708 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,240 It was live. 709 00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:43,240 That dumb son of a bitch. 710 00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:49,480 I promise you, if you fucking bring me into the fold, I guarantee you one of those movies 711 00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:52,480 that I'm in, 30 billion dollar box office. 712 00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:53,840 I guarantee it. 713 00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:57,080 I just have that magnetism. 714 00:30:57,080 --> 00:31:00,840 All right. 715 00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:01,840 You heard this, Disney? 716 00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:02,840 You heard the plea? 717 00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:03,840 Yeah, Disney. 718 00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:04,840 Some random guy on a podcast. 719 00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:05,840 You should hire him. 720 00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:10,320 You heard the plea and the desperation in his voice? 721 00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:12,640 He wants to be a part of it. 722 00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:14,960 By the way, the superwoman super. 723 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,960 How's it going? 724 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:22,360 If you could stop sliding into my dreams, please. 725 00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:25,640 He's making a marriage proposal right now. 726 00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:26,640 He really wants you. 727 00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:30,920 I just want you to stop sliding in front of me. 728 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:34,880 That's all he's asking here. 729 00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:35,880 That's all I'm asking. 730 00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:37,920 I'm a simple man with simple needs. 731 00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:39,840 Just a stop slide. 732 00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:40,840 In your full suit. 733 00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:42,840 All right. 734 00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:47,440 With that, we will see you guys on the next one. 735 00:31:47,440 --> 00:32:15,440 Bye.