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I'm Noe.
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Everyone knows the MCU.
Whereas I call it nowadays the MCMV.
So the Marvel Cinematic Multiverse.
Yeah.
For now, I don't know, because I mean, it's not a universe anymore.
No, it's not a universe.
They fucking spread that shit out like a fucking gaping asshole.
Just spread it out.
That's probably the worst way to start this video.
With a swear word.
Hey, it's in the Bible.
It's OK.
MCU, is it?
Gaping asshole?
Just ask.
The gaping asshole in the Bible.
Oh my God.
That would be the most fucked up shit.
Leviticus 915.
And then he saw the gaping asshole.
And that's why he can't have that.
God dang.
So I love the MCU.
I haven't missed, well, I broke that promise.
Or that streak, I should say.
Ever since Avengers, all the way back when the first Avengers came out, I never missed
a single movie in theaters.
Like that week, I would watch the new Marvel movie.
It didn't matter what it was.
And it's just like, the world is just so well written and well acted and well, it's really
entertaining.
I just love the MCU.
And I've always wanted to have an order of how to watch it in its entirety, because now
it's like so expansive.
This is not even including the tie-in comic books or books or whatever else extra shit
they have.
Like that fucking Scott Lang book that just came out, or it's going to come out in September.
Look out for the little guy.
I'm tiny.
So I get big as fuck sometimes.
I don't know why, I like Scott Lang.
I don't know why he's made into an asshole.
I'm a douchebag.
I'm here, man.
I actually like the character.
I'm just fucking ragging on him.
And so let me tell you something funny, actually.
I watched Quantumania on Disney Plus.
And at the beginning of the movie, it's not spoilers, there's a donut place that he likes
to go to, right?
He goes there and he gets his food.
And it's like one donut and a coffee.
And it's like, oh, for you?
He tries to pay him.
It's like, oh, for you it's free.
Thank you, Spider-Man.
He's like, oh, you thought I'm Spider-Man.
But it's like, whatever.
He leaves, right?
And then at the end of the movie, they do a callback where he goes back to the donut
shop, right?
He gets the same thing, a coffee and a donut.
And they go, oh, you're Ant-Man.
I got you wrong last time.
You're Ant-Man.
It'll be $10.95.
I'm like, oh, you're charging me.
It's like $10.
I like that little like.
You get the callback to it.
Like if it was Spider-Man, it's free.
But if it's Ant-Man, you got to pay $10.95.
That was a lot actually, like $11 or some shit for a donut.
But whatever he bought, it was highly expensive.
Isn't it based out of New York?
He's in San Francisco.
Oh yeah.
He moved into the.
That's not surprising.
Oh yeah.
That's true.
He moved after.
I don't know where he was.
So why they think that Spider-Man was in San Francisco?
They don't know.
The average person doesn't know what the fucking superhero is doing.
But he's the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man from New York.
They don't know that.
He's been in space.
It's been a different dimension.
They don't know.
It's funny.
Like we know what they're doing.
But if we were living in that, like right now we'd be doing a podcast on like the whereabouts
of superheroes.
If we were living in that universe.
Well remember with Spider-Man, you get one.
You always get the one.
One save?
Yeah.
You get one and after that no more.
Like I was just crossing the street.
That doesn't really count saving.
Wait what do you mean one?
And then like after he leaves right, I go down and I get that shit beat out of me.
Well I gave you the one.
I gave you the one and they're just fucking wrecking you.
They're like oh you got the one huh?
Like no, no I haven't got one yet.
They just wait.
Whoever has the one they beat them up after the fact.
Like you after?
Yeah.
So they keep a list of who has the one.
Like he got one.
It beat the shit out of him.
So I love the MCU.
But with life I haven't, I get to see the Guardians of the Galaxy.
I get to see that new Thor movie.
I saw Quantum Mania on Disney+.
Like I can't keep up.
There's so much shit now.
And so I got a list here that I found online about pretty much everything in order from
the first movie to the very last movie with all the TV shows and movies in between.
And we're going to go through them for you guys and I'm going to be watching.
I'm going to actually start back from Iron Man and then just run down the list too.
So I got to do that.
So between that and Luffy.
Between that and having to catch up to 400 episodes of One Piece before July 29th when
Gear 5 drops.
Plus my writing I'm trying to do.
Plus trying to beat GTA V. Plus work.
Plus sleeping.
Plus having to take a shit.
Good luck with that.
I might not be here for the next episode of the podcast.
It'll be just me alone.
By the way I have a, I've always had a, I'm trying to give somebody a great idea.
But I always had an audition reel in my head of how, I love MCU so much.
I was like, but I'm not an actor.
But I've always wanted to be in one of their movies.
Like just the MCU movies.
And I had an idea of how I would do it.
And it wouldn't be like the traditional like, you know, approaching them with acting or
auditions or all that.
So if you can have my idea if you guys want it.
What I had planned to do was I was going to research every single live action content
of the MCU.
And then I was going to make a whole series of short films with my character in the MCU
as an audition tape.
So like say the antagonist of the first movie was the Iron Monger.
And it was like that fake 10 rings gang that wasn't the real 10 rings.
I would have had like a small cell of those 10 ring gangs as the main antagonist for my
short film.
So it would be like a callback to Iron Man.
And then like in The Incredible Hulk, which is the second movie in the series, I would
have had like something to do with the gamma radiation and like maybe like a weaker super
soldier like they had in that one.
And then like the third movie, I would take every single movie, take a piece of their
antagonist or a piece of their storyline.
And then my character would somehow be like the fucking guy in the shadows, like a spy,
like Nick Fury or like some low rent shield agent who just happens to always have to be
like in Age of Ultron.
All those little old, the last of the Ultron bots that they had to destroy all of them,
right?
Because they were all connected to Ultron.
So if one was alive, it would still be around.
And then Vision killed the last one in some forest somewhere, right?
But what if there was one more, you know, and Mike, you know what I mean?
Like I would take one thing and just keep adding.
So but it would cost a lot of money and you'd have to have a lot of patience and you just
should throw them on YouTube like, hey, MCU or Kevin Feige, I got a new one for you until
they finally either, you know, you make it or you don't.
It's like those gambles.
Like you have to, something you have to gamble.
You have to believe in yourself and try something and hope for the best.
And play Naruto, believe it, believe it.
Let me run with my fucking arms dangling behind me like an asshole.
I never liked that running.
I get it is more aerodynamic, but not really.
But man, you fucking trip.
You'll be eating some dirt.
You'll be eating a fucking chock full of gravel.
All right, so let's get started on this list.
We had to do a little talk a lot because this list is quick.
Like five minutes at most, maybe 10.
So we start at the beginning and I won't do the phases.
I just go by the movies.
And I'll go by release date.
I want the release date either.
I'm just doing a list.
So you start with Iron Man, of course.
Original, yeah.
Yep.
2008.
After that, you got Incredible Hulk, then Iron Man 2, Thor.
Then you got to watch the Marvel One-Shot The Consultant.
Right.
Like a lot of people don't, yeah, this is like deep.
Yeah.
Apparently.
After that, you watch Captain America, the First Avenger.
Then.
So you get Thor and all of them before Captain America?
And the Consultant, yeah.
Because I think it was supposed to be that one guy, Colson.
It's like his introduction or something.
Oh, really?
He was like, he's in Iron Man 2, Thor.
So he got a little bit of a bigger role in The Consultant.
Yeah.
Then you got Captain America, the First Avenger, of course.
Then you have to watch, go back and watch Marvel One-Shot, a funny thing happened on
the way to Thor's Hammer.
Another Colson mini, it's like they're short films.
Then you watch The Avengers.
Then you watch Marvel One-Shot, Item 47, which is to deal with the Chitauri weapon.
Chitauri weapons were everywhere after that fucking war.
People like, you could do like, you know, Black Arms sales selling alien tech in New
York.
You could have made a killing just picking up their fucking carcasses and selling them
for like, you know, random experiments.
I'm thinking like a fucking criminal.
I would pick up some Chitauri stuff.
All these aliens are laid around.
It's like they're completely laid out and just take some shit from them.
Yeah, just take some...
They're trying to kill us all.
Just take some fucking weapons, you know, sell them on the black market, make a little
bit of change.
And after that you got Iron Man 3.
Then you got Marvel One-Shot, Agent Carter.
Then you have Agents of Shield, season one, episodes one through seven.
Then you watch Thor, the Dark World.
Then you watch Marvel One-Shot, All Hail the King.
Then you watch Agents of Shield, season one, episode eight through 16.
So you finish out the season?
Not yet, apparently.
Then you watch Captain America, the Winter Soldier.
Then you watch Agents of Shield, season one, episode 17-22.
Okay, so it's 22 episodes.
Yeah, because halfway through the season, the Hydra, the secret agency that was within
fucking Shield, fucking went up with Captain America, Winter Soldier.
So they had to address that in the show.
Then you got Guardians of the Galaxy, which no one thought was going to do anything.
It was going to be the first Marvel bomb.
They were 100% wrong.
Yeah, but see, the sad thing is Groot has been replaced by all women by Baby Yoda.
Baby Yoda has overtaken Groot.
Good old Grogu.
And Grogu took over.
And has a stranglehold on every woman now.
He's an adorable guy.
Let's see, after that it's Agent Carter, season one, the entire season.
Daredevil, season one.
Agents of Shield, season two, episodes one to 19.
Then you got to watch Avengers, Age of Ultron.
Then you watch Agents of Shield, season two, episodes 20-22.
Then you watch Ant-Man, my guy.
Watch out for the little guy.
Then you watch Jessica Jones, season one.
I love that shit, by the way.
Jessica Jones?
Yeah.
With that, what was it, Kilgrave or something?
The villa that she had?
Jessica, Jessica, Jessica.
I would do his voice, Jessica, Jessica.
There's a scene, I'm sorry, there's a scene where he's calling her back, right?
And she won't come back.
Jessica, Jessica, Jessica.
It's a dark movie.
It's a dark series.
But him just fucking, Jessica.
I did his impression of her.
Fucking three weeks straight.
I would just be driving home, Jessica, Jessica.
Don't you walk away, Jessica, Jessica.
So after that you watch Agent Carter, season two.
They got a season two?
Yeah.
They made it to season two.
Didn't know that.
Then you watch Daredevil, season two.
Agents of Shield, season three, episodes one to 19.
Then you watch Captain America Civil War.
You watch Team Thor, part one.
This is what they say.
You gotta follow the rules.
Then you watch Agents of Shield, season three, episodes 20 to 22.
Then they really cut the Agents of Shield ones.
You watch Luke Cage, season one.
Doctor Strange.
Team Thor, part two.
Agents of Shield, slingshot web series.
Agents of Shield, season four, all the way through.
There you go.
You get an actual full season.
Yeah, you get to watch the whole thing.
Wow.
Watch Iron Fist, season one.
Guardians of the Galaxy, volume two.
Spider-Gata, loud ass train.
Spider-Man Homecoming, The Defenders, which is their fucking low rent Avengers.
There was Luke Cage, Iron Fist, Daredevil, and Jessica, Jessica, Jessica Jones.
Then you watch, it's a good show by the way.
Then you watch Inhumans, Thor Ragnarok.
You watch Team Darrow.
Don't ask.
Just listen.
Everyone's like, who the fuck is Darrow?
The Punisher, season one.
Runaways, season one.
Agents of Shield, season five.
Black Panther.
Jessica Jones, season two.
Avengers Infinity War, which ruined everything.
That shit like took over the world.
I was seeing those dust memes everywhere.
Yeah, it took over the entire meme world.
Yeah, for a long time.
Cloak and Dagger, season one.
I forgot about that.
Yeah, it's on Hulu.
I forgot about that.
It's on Hulu.
I forgot about that shit too.
Luke Cage, season two.
You got Ant-Man and the Wasp.
Iron Fist, season two.
Daredevil, season three.
Runaway, season two.
The Punisher, season two.
Captain Marvel.
Avengers Endgame.
That was the big one.
So you watch...
Yeah, you watch Captain Marvel before Endgame.
Because they hinted her during...
Yeah, they hinted her during Infinity War.
Doesn't she show up at the end?
No, he has that little fucking beeper.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then he starts vanishing like, what the fuck?
Cloak and Dagger, season two.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., season six.
Jessica Jones here.
Oh wow, you get another full season of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
After that, actually after this, they had gone back in time and went to an altered dimension
because they couldn't keep up with what was going on in the actual movies.
So they completely distanced that series by itself.
It was really, really mean actually.
They threw them in space, they threw them into another dimension back in time.
That way they had nothing, no effect on the actual...
Yeah, no effect on the character.
It was like, damn, you guys are cold blooded.
It's like, we can't keep up with this shit.
Jessica Jones, season three.
Spider-Man, Far From Home.
Runaway season three.
I didn't know there was that many seasons for Runaways.
I didn't either.
I didn't know what the fuck it is.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., season seven.
Oh yeah, Runaways is where the kids have powers and it turns out that their parents used to
be super villains.
Yeah.
Yeah, I remember now.
To be honest, I didn't know it ever made it to a season three.
I don't know, it made it to season one.
What if I watch it and they're like, this is pretty good.
Just fucking tearing it down.
Then you got Wandavision.
You got Falcon of the Winter Soldier.
Man, that was a dark one.
Especially when Captain America's new replacement chops up a dude's head with the fucking actual
shield.
It's like, bitch, kaka, kaka.
Everyone's watching.
Oh my God, Captain America.
Imagine having a decapitation video on your phone of Captain America chopping a dude's
head off.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
He'll be all over the internet.
I like his reaction too.
He gets up on a... He has to defend himself in front of a tribunal or some shit about
his actions.
At first he's trying to be all civil and soldier, right?
Trying to be like, I'm sorry.
Then he's like, you need people like me.
Basically, he broke down the Punisher when he went to court.
I got to do what I got to do.
I don't know what he said, but he fucking lost it.
What did the Punisher say?
He asked me if I want to kill again.
Yeah, I want to kill again.
I like it.
Hell, I love it.
I want to do it again.
He's trying to completely ruin his fucking... His lawyer's like, fuck you.
His lawyer's like, fuck.
It's like, well, we lost.
Fuck it.
If he had a she-ho, he would have probably got off with a warning.
While she tries to twerk?
Hey man, she can do whatever she wants.
Where were we?
Yeah, Falcon and the Winter Soldier.
Then you watch Loki, which was a trippy fucking movie, or no, TV show.
To the multiverse?
In a way, yeah.
They kept having to cut off tangent timelines.
Back then, there was only one timeline.
They had the cube completely separated from all reality.
Actually, when Loki started, there was only supposed to be one universe.
All the other ones are destroyed.
Then the chip falls off the rails, it's Loki.
Loki fucks it up for everybody.
That's got a GIP for causing upheaval.
Then you watch Black Widow.
Then you watch What If.
But that was more of a, well, I guess, no, I guess it would count.
Because it counts as the multiverse after that.
Okay, yeah.
It's not canon, because it's not like, you know, but it would be canon, because now the
multiverse, everything's fucking canon now, apparently.
Something happens in every fucking universe.
Then you watch Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings.
You watch Eternals.
Oh God.
You watch Haka.
Now I have one here for myself.
You watch Spider-Man No Way Home, but I suggest you watch the original Sam Raimi Spider-Man
trilogy.
Then the Amazing Spider-Man double feature, two movies.
Then you watch both Venom movies.
And then you can watch Far From Home, because otherwise you're coming in not knowing.
Certain things, yeah.
Right.
Like the cheers for fucking Daredevil when he showed up in that movie were nonexistent,
because no one watched Daredevil.
But you saw the fucking Daredevil right there.
How dare you?
Then you watch Moon Knight, which has one of the fucking darkest origin stories of a
superhero I've ever fucking seen.
I was like, oh, so we got child abuse now, okay.
Let's mark this one off for MCU that they've added to the series.
I'm actually surprised that Disney let them do it.
Yeah.
That's kind of surprising.
And again, they did some horrible shit to Dumbo, so there you go.
Yeah, but that was all passed up, so I'm not counting that as the new stuff.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Hire me for MCU, please.
I got a great hero in mind.
Then you got Dark to Strange and then Multiverse of Madness, which I fucking loved.
I mean, there were dudes in that fucking theater panting for Scarlet Witch.
There's a scene, right?
Where she's trying to break into this fucking one of their main magical fortresses by herself.
She's trying to bust in there.
Where, what was it?
You've got the entire people group or whatever.
They're all together holding and making a force field.
What is the name of that group?
God.
I want to say that they're all bald for some reason, but they're not.
But she's trying to break in, right?
And then she's looking around and she sees one dude and she makes eye contact with him,
right?
And she has an astral projection of herself go through his eyeballs and manifests itself
next to him, right?
And she gets up right up to his ear and she's like, and he's like, fucking jizz is passing
right away.
Something about an evil Elizabeth Olsen apparently got everybody hot and bothered.
Oh, by the way, on Loki, it probably has the greatest jump scare in all of MCU.
And it was a fucking little clock.
Hey y'all.
If you know what I mean, you know what I mean.
The fucking most horrifying jump scare in all, not even in any non horror movie.
I can almost, well, that one and another one from a different movie.
But I promise you, like you will not be, hey y'all.
You will not be ready for it.
Let me get a Miss Marvel, which I was like, yeah.
And then like it plateaued and then I guess my life took over and I have not seen the
last two episodes.
You know what it was?
Cause it was a fucking one, it was weekly and I was just like, ah, keep trying to get
this.
I wasn't bad or anything.
I was just like, couldn't catch up to it.
And then you watch Thor, Love and Thunder.
You watch She-Hulk.
Get some lube ready.
See that's where we have different opinions on this.
Hey man, I like it all.
That's the one show that should be eradicated from all television.
Then you watch something called Werewolf by Night, which I completely missed.
Yeah, it's on Disney+.
I completely missed the ball on that one.
I haven't even heard of it.
So you at least heard of it.
Yeah.
Well, I'm still a fan.
I can't try to keep abreast of everything.
Then you watch Black Panther Wakanda Forever.
You watch the Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special.
Ant-Man and the Wasp Quantumania, which was, I don't know.
For the final movie of a character's art, I don't know.
That's what I'm trying to say.
It's like it wasn't enough of an ending for Ant-Man.
Right.
So maybe they'll do another trilogy of Ant-Man, who knows.
Do they do them dirty or just?
No, it was just like.
Just like a meh.
I guess because the stakes just didn't seem there for a final movie.
Yeah.
Like you had Iron Man, who fucking was having a PTSD.
You had, well, I guess there's four Thor movies.
But Ragnarok, you had fucking his complete planet destroyed.
Half of his people are gone now because of Thanos.
Captain America Civil War, their third movie was like a fucking fight between Captain America
and Iron Man.
And they had their fucking friendship.
He's like, he's my best friend.
So was I.
But like for Ant-Man, for the third movie, it just wasn't enough, I guess.
But it was a good movie.
I mean, Kang was brilliant.
Too bad the actor beat the hell out of some woman.
So now he's gone, but he did a great job.
He's got an Iron Man suit that's like fucking like beyond advanced.
Like it's like Iron Man.
But like in the year 3000, like how advanced his suit would be.
Like once he put that suit on, he was just fucking, he just went ape wild on everybody.
Took over the entire fucking quantum realm.
Was it the suit that Iron Man had in the later comic books?
The one that's like nanobots?
No, it was just whatever the fuck Kang had for his suit.
His suit was just fucking that.
He was just that guy.
He was just tearing that shit fucking place up.
After that, you got Guardians of the Galaxy volume three, which will break everybody's
heart.
Like it was just like, you'll be like fucking bawling your eyes out.
And that's it.
We made it.
So you end, you start on Iron Man, end on Guardians of the Galaxy three.
Volume three.
But I mean, let's be honest here, the MCU is not going anywhere anytime soon.
They have, they've made $22 billion altogether and they only spent 9 billion.
So the ratio of profit to loss is astronomically apart.
Right.
Even, even a movie being mid still makes a fucking, I don't know, Ant-Man and the Wasp
made a shit load, or yeah, Quantumania still made a shit load of money.
Yeah.
They're not going anywhere.
The next Avengers is going to make a fucking $3 billion.
That's true.
Yeah.
I got to be in there.
I got to be an Avenger.
I feel like my character would be that character, right?
That would just pop up like a sidekick for everybody.
So how's everybody doing?
And like, I'm always just there and I fucking dip into the shadows and I just pop up in
another movie.
I don't want to be a main, like main level, like my own title, my own fucking movie series,
my own TV show.
Yeah.
Let me just be there on the front lines with the Avengers.
Play Stanley.
You just have random cameos, but only that it's the same character.
Oh yeah.
And just like, I'm just that guy.
I can take Nick Fury's job.
Oh, that's what's coming up next.
Secret invasion.
Oh yeah.
In June, I think.
June 10th?
Shit, is it already next week?
Two weeks.
Is it June 10th?
Yeah, because of the...
Or is it July 10th?
Either way, it's here.
It's soon.
Like, we got, you know, we got a lot of...
I want to be on the MCU.
If you're fucking pleading my case, please.
Please let me into the MCU, please.
I won't beat up some woman in some random bar, I promise.
Just say you won't do what Ezra Miller did for DC.
I won't be the goodest boy ever.
I heard the Flash is tanking.
Yeah, like I don't understand.
It's not even out yet.
Yeah, but like in pre-screenings?
That bad, huh?
Let me, let me, let me, let me say...
Let me say...
That Supergirl can get it.
I had to say, hello, Miss Superman.
Superwoman.
How you doing?
I'm just a guy standing in front of a girl that he likes, asking her, how's it going?
Something about her in the cutscene where her, there's both flashes on her right and
left and they're all running at super speed and then they fucking, they stop and she like
slide stops.
Something about it like...
Believe me, if you're a guy, you have those same triggers.
Like, it could be the randomest triggers.
Like something about the way those sandals clippity clap on her feet.
Like stuff like, a guy can have any trigger and they can't explain it.
Something about the way she fucking does that slide stop.
I'm just like, hello, man.
Where have you been all my life?
Well, I got to need a towel.
Okay.
I got the vapors.
I'll do it clear, it's right hot in here.
So you're going to go back and re-watch everything in order?
Yeah.
I love the MCU.
So let's have Supergirl in the MCU.
So I'm like, how's it going?
Cause I don't want to be in the DCEU.
You don't want to be part of that mess?
Well, I just...
There's something about there's no cohesion in their fucking, like their shit is just
so fucking everywhere.
And they try to fucking force Easter eggs.
Yeah.
Like, they just shove them the whole fist, full fist up your asshole.
Well the downside is that they were trying to go head to head against Marvel and they
shouldn't have been.
If they would have went at their own pace and just took it a little bit slower and actually
fleshed out.
Yeah.
Establish every character with their own movie, their own TV show, whatever.
Breathe a little bit.
Even if it's a couple of years behind the MCU, people are going to eventually want to
switch over and then go back.
They're going to watch both sets.
And I had enough money for both universes.
You guys ruined it all.
Yeah, they did.
They really did.
Like even for the people that don't like Snyder, if they would have at least let him create
a cohesion within the DC EU, it would have made more sense at least.
It's like they don't take enough...
You know what it is?
That they don't believe in their product.
No.
They have three of the most popular characters ever to be created.
Yeah, they got Superman.
They got Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman.
No, they got Superman, Supergirl, and Supergirl.
Not me, Supergirl, yeah.
Oh, so you're just discounting Diana?
Just leaving her out there?
She didn't do that soft slide?
I don't know.
I can't fucking...
That shit just loops in my head like...
That girl's got that big dick energy is what I'm saying.
If you know what I'm saying.
I feel like I'm drunk, but this is my normal state.
It's like, I don't...
They don't take alcohol.
I don't take alcohol.
I'm just that mad all the time.
Just angry all the time.
I'm just...
Just a soft slide.
All right.
Well, anything else to add before we go?
You need me, MCU.
I'm a loyal, faithful person.
I will add so much...
Listen, if you let me in on all your secrets, not only will I keep them all your secrets,
you can tell me the entire width of what you're doing for the next 15 years.
I'll keep them locked and loaded.
I won't be like Bruce Manner just spilling shit left and right like a man or fucking
Tom Holland telling everybody the business.
Where he showed the actual thing.
I think that was supposed to be a joke, or else he wouldn't have posted it.
Listen, it was live, wasn't it?
It was live.
That dumb son of a bitch.
I promise you, if you fucking bring me into the fold, I guarantee you one of those movies
that I'm in, 30 billion dollar box office.
I guarantee it.
I just have that magnetism.
All right.
You heard this, Disney?
You heard the plea?
Yeah, Disney.
Some random guy on a podcast.
You should hire him.
You heard the plea and the desperation in his voice?
He wants to be a part of it.
By the way, the superwoman super.
How's it going?
If you could stop sliding into my dreams, please.
He's making a marriage proposal right now.
He really wants you.
I just want you to stop sliding in front of me.
That's all he's asking here.
That's all I'm asking.
I'm a simple man with simple needs.
Just a stop slide.
In your full suit.
All right.
With that, we will see you guys on the next one.
Bye.