Hello and welcome. I'm Michael. I'm Noe. And we are the Knights of Entertainment. We
are doing a little bonus episode for an ammendum or addendum to episode 33. The four great
races. We just finished up with the Asgard. Since this is a little bit quicker, we'll
go ahead and add the Nox and the Furlings, also part of the four great races. So we have
the Furlings. The Furlings are an ancient and advanced alien race in the Milky Way galaxy,
but remain unseen to the rest of the galaxy in the modern era. However, they were once
part of the alliance of the four great races, along with the Ancients, Asgard, and Nox.
People is known about them except that they were a member of this alliance. However, occasional
artifacts attributed to the Furlings have been identified. Furling writing is also found
in Heliopolis, along with the writings of the other great races. It has also been suggested
that they are a peaceful race. It was discovered that the Furlings had set up a utopian society
for themselves and other beings who wish to join them without weapons or advanced technology.
The colony was destroyed by the Goa'uld, who were able to smuggle in seeds for a plant
that produced a paranoia-inducing chemical, causing the inhabitants to go insane and kill
each other. And the Goa'uld was responsible for that.
So again, utopian societies, even with the Furlings, it didn't work out too well.
In order to have a utopian society, you need a solid military force to enforce anything
that might happen.
The Furlings appeared to be the mysterious race that helped to see the Medronians on
their homeworld and possibly suggest that the touchstone was Furling technology. While
communicating with Carter, the aliens, as they are described, the disabled both the
Prometheus and the George Hammond, state that the Furlings know who they are, and among
them would the Asgard, the Ancients, and the Nox keep them from overstepping. Carter attempts
to get the alien she's communicating with to confirm or deny that they are the Furlings,
but the alien refuses to give an answer either way.
Colonel Jack O'Neill, leader of the SG-1 team, has concluded that the Furlings must be cute
and cuddly creatures based solely on their name.
So are they furries?
They've never seen them.
Really?
Yeah, they've never actually made an appearance in the Stargate universe.
Oh, really?
Yeah, that's the first time that you've ever been able to see.
That would fucking ruin my mystery-solvings, bro.
Again, Colonel Jack O'Neill just says that's just because of the name, Furling.
They've never showed them one time?
No.
Fuck.
The show's over, so they're not going to show them now.
Exactly.
Then we have the Nox, one of the four great races as well. The Nox are a humanoid race
from the lush planet Gaia, located in the Milky Way galaxy. The Nox had a symbiotic
relationship with nature and as a society were centered on absolute pacifism and non-violence.
They also did not permit their technological advances to compromise the natural beauty
of their environment.
The Nox were pretty much-
Bunch of hippies.
Yes, he does make sure. Or as Cartman would say, don't damn-
It's goddamn hippies.
The Nox were peaceful and fairy-like people, capable of reviving the dead and rendering
objects as large as their own city invisible. They encountered SG-1 on their homeworld when
the Gwa-uld system Lord Apophis came hunting for the Fenrir. When SG-1 wanted to help the
Tolarians escape Earth and the NID, which is the-
NID?
It's one of those government agencies that's within the Stargate universe.
Okay. So many goddamn acronyms.
Yeah. The NID is like an oversight board for SG-1, basically. Bureaucracy.
Oh, them. They make jobs even harder than they should be.
They suggest that the Nox could take them. The Nox later helped the refugees leave Earth
and build a Stargate on their new homeworld of Talana.
In addition, Leia acted as a neutral Archeon in the Triade of Skara and Chloral. When Tilc,
one of the-
I know the guy, yeah, the gold thing.
Yeah. Became suspicious of the Gwa-uld's intentions during the Triade, he approached Lya for help
and they reached a compromise. Lya refused to directly help against the gold, again,
because of the pacifism, but would hide one of the Toland's ion cannons in case it was
necessary. It turned out to be a necessary precaution as the Gwa-uld did attack. But
Lya walked away, she walked a fine line in doing so. She didn't break the Nox's pacifism
rule as she only hid the cannon, did not fire it. So she basically still hid it for him.
That can be used in such a bad way. Like, see, I didn't shoot the gun.
I just said it there.
Yeah. Or like, I didn't kill the guy. The bullet killed the guy that I shot from the
gun that I-
Yeah. Yeah. Their physiology. The Nox are known to be one of the oldest species that
inhabit the galaxy, although very few know of them. Like the ancients, they were humans
more or less, but with faint gray colored skin, as well as grass-like hair from which
branches and leaves grow.
Oh, Jesus.
The Nox tend to wear primitive clothing with colors that combine gray to gray blue to violet
and scarlet. They appear slightly shorter than average humans with a slight build. They
often present an unassuming facade that belies their capabilities. Because of their more
advanced technology and symbiotic relationships with nature, the eldest of the Nox can reach
the age of 500 years old, with children reaching maturity by the age of 18. Once a Nox reaches
adulthood, their aging slows down to an almost imperceivable rate.
Their adulthood is 157 years old.
Only during the last two centuries of a Nox's life do they begin to appear old, as this
also belies their true age. They also have evolved abilities. So they have-
Depending on my beard, I can be 55 or 12. No beard. I look like I'm an 11 year old.
With a beard, I look like I'm 92 years old.
That's usually how it goes.
If I shave this beard off tomorrow, believe me. Like, hey little man, how old are you?
Like, I'm a grown ass man. I'm a grown ass man. I start fucking crying.
Just started sobbing and breaking down.
I'm a grown ass man.
They have a heightened intellect. The Nox are extremely intelligent and a perceptive
race that are able to perform complex arithmetic in fractions of a second.
Oh, good for them. I can do that too. One plus one is nine.
Boom.
They have an eidetic memory. They possess an astounding ability to comprehend and retain
information with near perfect memories.
Me too. Give me a fact, I'll never forget it.
Like the one plus one?
Yeah, seven.
Heightened perception. They make use of the five senses that humans use, but are far more
acute when compared to humans, allowing them to pick up on details and subtleties around
them that others would miss entirely. This provides the Nox with abilities that border
on extrasensory perception.
They make great detectives.
Yeah. Due to their perceptive nature and heightened senses. They also have bioelectric tuning.
In addition to this, the Nox possess the innate ability to tune into the bioelectrical fields
within other beings, in a sense, reading them at a level far beyond normal senses. They
are capable of also channeling their natural heightened perception into a number of extraordinary
abilities that include the ability to learn languages from hearing them spoken for only
a short time, a mild form of mind reading that allows them to detect nearby surface
thoughts and the ability to heal others.
With the latter ability, which they refer to as the ritual of life, the Nox are capable
of completely healing the most severe of injuries and even resurrect the recently deceased,
so long as the tiniest amount of molecular activity as well as bioelectrical energy remains
within the body. In order to accomplish this ritual, there is a minimum requirement of
three Nox to perform the intense and focused concentration, which interrupts their ability
to use their technology. They also can render extremely large objects.
Well, they just, they make a DMP field or something?
Kind of, yeah. They, since they can control electricity, basically like bioelectricity.
So when they do that ritual, they just knock out cell phones and shit.
Kind of, yeah. God damn, ain't that a fucking sacrifice you
gotta make? Let's see here. They can also render extremely
large objects invisible and insubstantial. It is unlikely, however, that the feature
such as their city is cloaked in, in this manner. It's most likely used by some kind
of cloaking device. The race has a symbiotic relationship with nature and in particular,
the forest of the world, as well as the living beings that occupy it, be it the animal or
plant. In the view of the Nox, all beings contribute and receive from the universe.
This view prevented the Nox from allowing their technological advances to compromise
the natural beauty of their environment or of their world. Nox scholars long ago discovered
that the life, the energy that keeps all beings alive is in essence, a dynamic energy myriad
of other energy fields that exist outside the physical form. The Nox believe that external
energy fields, uh, comprise the life force of their planet and the universe itself. In
their view, these individual fields, also known as consciousness to the people of earth,
or at least how earth people would perceive it, uh, exist with an external field of energy
that each working, uh, one to another. So like everybody's energy affects kind of like
hippie shit. It's simple. It's hippie shit. Uh, the Nox appear to be less arrogant than
most technologically advanced races as they only kindly refer to the humans as young instead
of referring to them flatly as primitive. Like most of the other races do. Uh, the Nox,
at least the ones who live in the forest are vegetarians. They usually eat fruit, porridge
and different plants. They don't eat meat. Uh, the Nox,
God, that shit might just blow out their ass. No protein. Fucking drools out. Listen everybody,
if you wonder why you have fucking soggy shits and you need, you need more protein, you need
a mix of protein and you know, fruits and vegetables. That way you have like a semi
solid comfortable shit. If not, if you eat too much protein, you have fucking rock hard
fucking shits that are so dry. They fucking squeak out of your ass. And if you have too
much fruits and oatmeal and stuff or too much fiber, that shit like, like it's a bomb and
that's your ass. Balance everybody in your food, your food intake.
Well, here's how they respond to that. It's likely that the Nox do get protein. You were
legit like legit. This is the review. You were kidding. Carbohydrates and other important
elements from their white porridge and different special plants. The Nox practice a philosophy
of absolute pacifism and nonviolence that is so strict that they refuse even to defend
themselves when threatened. That's smart. Yeah. Just fucking kill me. Just kill me.
They must have great, they've manned one guy from that race that was just like down to
kill. Yeah. Could just fucking just run over all of them. Yeah. With the technology. Yeah.
Easily. Should a Nox find themselves in a situation they tend to typically hide to the
use of their stealth technology or simply use their technology to remove the aggressors
along with their weapons. They just fucking throw them in deep space. Boom. They die anyway.
That we didn't kill them. The lack of air and oxygen killed them. This policy is so
strict that others within their domain are forced to obey their rules of policy of pacifism
when necessary. Should visitors attempt to employ violence against one another, the Nox
remove their weapons as part of the rules. The Nox race highly value freedom, both for
themselves and for others. They refuse to infringe on the rights of others for free
choice except when such individuals choose to make use of violence or war like ways as
such. Don't they have their fucking three laws of robotics down pat? Yep. As such the
Nox accept no authority except their own and thus refuse to allow others to impose their
views on others. Isolationist and non-interventionist in the extreme, they feel morally obligated
to help both sides of an argument no matter if one side is thoroughly evil. Case in point,
they will equally aid both the global and the Tauree, which are earth humans. They will
not even fight to protect themselves. However, with their abilities of rendering objects
invisible and resurrecting their dead, fighting is unnecessary to them. So they just, well
yeah, like if I had the powers of Wolverine, I wouldn't, I wouldn't, like if I was in a
fight and I had the powers of Wolverine, I wouldn't be defending myself as equally as
I would. Right. I would just be hauling, I would just be like, you know what I mean?
I'd be busting through windows and fucking taking bullets to the face. The Nox's advanced
technology has shown that they, when they revealed their floating city to SG-1 team
on the Nox's planet, they are also capable of establishing a wormhole instantly without
the needing of a dial to actually dial the Stargate itself, without the unstable vortex
effect so that a big like bursts of like, yeah, it doesn't have, it just automatically
connects for them. Wait, is that what that thing's supposed to be like a, what is that?
A bursting something? An unstable vortex. Oh, I thought it was just like something.
It's when they, whenever a wormhole is first established, the like energy released from
it and then it comes back and that's why. And then it stabilizes? Yeah. That's why it
looks like a liquid pool of water. I always thought it was just like a cool effect where
like they just burst and that's just how it does. Yeah. But that's why it doesn't know.
Yeah. I didn't know the reason. Okay. That's cool. Just because it's unstable and then
it like comes back and levels out and becomes just a pure stable. What happens if you jump
through it? When it does the unstable or that you're obliterated instantly. Well, fuck me.
Okay. Good to know. It's been shown multiple times where they'll have, if there's anything
in the way of it, it's just erased from existence. Damn. And they've actually used that Stargate
command. They've used that a couple of times or they've used it to, uh, to destroy nukes
and stuff like that because it just obliterates it. So, um, and, uh, they're able to disable
Stargate commands Iris, which, uh, when they're traveling to earth. So, uh, basically Stargate
SG one, they have a, or Stargate command, they have this metal Iris that can go across
their gate. So that way, that little thing that closes it. Yeah. I remember that. And
it's only millimeters away from the actual, like, uh, the edge of the wormholes. So once
someone goes through it, just fucking smashing us the wall. It just disintegrated. I remember
that. Yeah. Cause there's a, wasn't there an episode where one of them closed by accident
and the team was going through it and they died and they only had like, or it wasn't
like, well, didn't it, that, that the open it before the rest of the team or some shit,
something like that. Yeah. Yeah. I could have sworn. Then there was another one where there
was, uh, it was still closed, but the different SG team was jumping back through and just
gone. It's just fucked up on you. So all, um, let's see here. Uh, both capabilities
they share with the Asgard. So the Asgard can do the same things. They can create a
wormhole with the, uh, without the unstable part and they can, uh, disable earth's Iris
as well. Uh, they rarely use their technology, however, preferring to live in a similar state
with nature, both their cloaking technology and the disabling of the unstable, uh, vortex
are technologies that other members of the Asgard, uh, of the Alliance possess, possibly
meaning that they traded this technology with each other between the four great races. Uh,
also possibly some of their abilities, such as the ability of rendering objects actually,
uh, it can be created by tech, although we haven't seen it before and there's no proof
of it. So, which is kind of weird, but sure. But that is everything for the Knox and the
furlings. And then we will have our next full length episode of four great races with the
angels. Damn furlings. Remember, I'll find out what they look like. Oh, remember I did
Jack O'Neill thinks they're, they're cute and cuddly creatures just by their name. I
bet you they look like you walks. That's what they thought. Okay. It's like, you know, like
the walks, you know, for sorrow, they're like, what the fuck is star wars? That doesn't exist
in this universe. It doesn't. I'm just saying like, I'm just saying, I P bro, I P you can't
use other people's IP, which is why I never got like a comic books crossover. Like, yeah,
like, oh, Batman's a comic book character in our world, but we, we have our own superheroes
like in the internals that they referenced Superman. Yeah. One of the, one of the characters
named Icarus has like super similar abilities, flight, super strength, all that stuff. And
he's like, he's like, Superman, like, I don't wear a cape. He's got, I don't wear a cape.
I can't do a Scottish accent. He wears a kilt. Don't wear a cape. But we will see you guys
on the next one.