1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:12,600 Hello and welcome to episode 33 of the podcast. 2 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:13,600 I'm Michael. 3 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:14,600 I'm Noe. 4 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:17,600 We are the Knights of Entertainment, a podcast covering your favorite and unknown movies, 5 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:20,000 games, comic books, anime, and more weekly. 6 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,440 We appreciate you being here and hope you enjoy the show. 7 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:24,400 This is where we are covering tonight. 8 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:26,800 If I could talk. 9 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:35,280 Alrighty, we are going over part 103 of the four great races within the Stargate universe. 10 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:38,440 But before we do, like, share, and subscribe to the channel. 11 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:42,280 You can enjoy this show on YouTube, Spotify, Rumble, Odyssey, and more. 12 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:44,480 We also have membership tiers on those platforms as well. 13 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:50,640 If you'd like to support the channel or check out buymeacoffee.com forward slash KOE podcast. 14 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:53,960 But let's go ahead and get into this. 15 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:55,640 Alrighty. 16 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:57,720 Most people know about Stargate. 17 00:00:57,720 --> 00:00:58,720 It's one of the three. 18 00:00:58,720 --> 00:00:59,720 It's got MacGyver. 19 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:00,720 Yeah, it does. 20 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:01,720 That's probably the one thing they know. 21 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:02,720 It does. 22 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:03,720 It does have MacGyver. 23 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:09,880 But it has one of those kind of followings, almost on par with Star Trek and almost on 24 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:14,240 par with Star Wars, but not as big as those two. 25 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:19,480 Like Stargate fans don't have a name like Trekkie the way Star Trek fans do. 26 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:21,480 So at least I'm aware. 27 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:22,480 But. 28 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:23,480 They call them Gaties? 29 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:24,480 Gaties. 30 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:27,880 What would you call them? 31 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:30,200 I really don't know what the hell you would call them. 32 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:32,080 But as far as I know, they don't have. 33 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:34,320 They were called the SG-1. 34 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:38,200 The only kind of community I can think that they have is Gateworld. 35 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:39,200 But close enough. 36 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:41,760 That's not too bad. 37 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:48,200 But within the series, there are four like ancient civilizations that are in this world 38 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:54,000 that are not the the global, the ones that they're constantly fighting against. 39 00:01:54,000 --> 00:02:00,320 There was four races that were actually friends, basically, and had like an alliance almost. 40 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:05,520 So you had the Nox, you had the Furlings, you had the Ancients. 41 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:06,520 The Ancients. 42 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:13,320 Yeah, we'll get into that next week. 43 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:15,560 And then you have the Asgard. 44 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:21,480 Basically the what you picture as the the gray aliens from Roswell. 45 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:23,600 That's the Asgard. 46 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:31,480 The Asgard, they are distinguishable by their large heads, kind of like the Roswell Grays. 47 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:32,760 They have a heightened intellect. 48 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:33,760 They're asexual clones. 49 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:34,760 They are massive cocks. 50 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:44,600 Yeah, that would be very awkward. 51 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:48,240 Their home words are Hala or Orilla. 52 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:51,840 The original was destroyed and then the last one was destroyed as well. 53 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:55,480 Their language is Asgard, their form of government to the High Council. 54 00:02:55,480 --> 00:03:01,680 And their alliances are with themselves, the Veneer, which that is like another like offshoot 55 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:04,240 of their race specifically. 56 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:07,240 They had the four great races that they were part of. 57 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:11,280 They had the protected planets treaty and then the Tauree. 58 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:13,260 The Tauree are just Earth. 59 00:03:13,260 --> 00:03:16,640 That's what everybody calls Earth people in this universe. 60 00:03:16,640 --> 00:03:20,560 That's what they call them in the community. 61 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:21,560 The Tauree. 62 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:23,040 That's right. 63 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:26,440 And they basically are at this point near extinct. 64 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:28,720 So they don't bang as well. 65 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:29,720 Yeah, yeah. 66 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:33,720 Hard to bang when you don't have nothing to bang with. 67 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:35,920 They're just fully smooth bodies. 68 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:37,960 It's fucking flat. 69 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:38,960 Mounds. 70 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:42,960 Yeah, I don't even think they have mounds. 71 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:43,960 Flat Earth. 72 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:44,960 I don't know. 73 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:47,960 That's a whole different subject. 74 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:51,720 All right, the Asgard are a humanoid race. 75 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:53,440 They are ancient and benevolent. 76 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:59,360 They assume the persona of beneficent, excuse me, beneficent protective gods on many worlds 77 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:02,480 and assume the role of protectors in the Milky Way galaxy. 78 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:06,600 Their physical forms change gradually when they began to use scientific means to artificially 79 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:07,600 extend their lifespans. 80 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:08,600 Something like liposuction. 81 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:12,560 No, what's the word? 82 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:13,560 Plastic surgery. 83 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:18,240 I like those women that get those nose jobs when they give them their 50s. 84 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:21,240 It's like, what the fuck happened to you? 85 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:22,720 Just let yourself age naturally. 86 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:23,720 You'll be all right. 87 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:25,240 You'll look much better for it. 88 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:26,240 Yeah, that's OK. 89 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:29,800 It's a natural process. 90 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:34,400 They gifted all of their knowledge and technology to the Tauree before the Ida Asgard committed 91 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:42,440 mass suicide due to the failed attempts to repair the genetic degradation caused by continuous 92 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:47,920 recloning and unwilling to allow their technology to be plundered by other races. 93 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:52,200 So they gave all their technology to the humans and then blew up their planet. 94 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:55,960 Jesus, there's all my stuff, bro. 95 00:04:55,960 --> 00:05:01,000 However, a rogue group known as the Veneer were still alive in the Pegasus satellite 96 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:06,640 galaxy consumed with the desire to survive, believing that the ends justified the means. 97 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:11,080 Their primary goal was survival as they did not wish to end up like their distant cousins, 98 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:14,120 which would result in the loss of one hundred thousand years of history. 99 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:16,120 It's like Walmart's future. 100 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:17,600 Yeah, to Amazon. 101 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:18,600 Their will to survive. 102 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:22,120 It's a powerful Amazon. 103 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:26,040 As long as there are Southern people, they'll exist forever. 104 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:27,040 Don't worry. 105 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:30,120 I went to Walmart one time in the middle of the night, right? 106 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:34,720 There was a cop, a woman cop, just pinning some poor guy on the ground. 107 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:35,720 Get off me. 108 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:36,720 Get off me. 109 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:40,320 I'm like, bro, he's got she's got you. 110 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:41,320 She had him. 111 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:42,320 He wasn't going nowhere. 112 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:47,520 I say, well, but because he felt emasculated, he thought he had to fight, right? 113 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:50,280 Like I got to fight to prove I could get an erection. 114 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:51,720 And I'm like, you just let her. 115 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:54,400 Like if a woman pinned me down, OK, you got done. 116 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:55,400 I'm done. 117 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:56,920 I'm not going to struggle with it. 118 00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:59,880 If you can allow a woman to pin you down that easily. 119 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:00,880 I'm sorry. 120 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:03,880 Oh, you got me. 121 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:05,880 Just the context change. 122 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:08,320 Basically, yeah. 123 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:09,320 Play Rodney Carrington. 124 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:11,760 It's like you want to fight, just start taking your pants off. 125 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:14,760 It's like, come on. 126 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:15,760 All right. 127 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:20,760 Over 30,000 years ago, the Asgard were a tall, approximately two meter high, generally humanoid 128 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:23,560 species that reproduce sexually. 129 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:27,640 Their physical forms changed gradually when they began to use scientific means to artificially 130 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:29,240 extend their lifespans. 131 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:34,440 The modern Asgard averaged about one meter in height with grayish skin tones, small skinny 132 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:38,960 limbs, large heads and black eyes, bearing a striking resemblance to the Roswell Grays 133 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:41,000 described in countless UFO stories. 134 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,000 Is that part of the mythology? 135 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,000 Yes. 136 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,000 Roswell? 137 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,000 Yeah. 138 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,000 OK. 139 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:51,360 Their body, now weakened by several millennia of cloning, is more susceptible to the discharge 140 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:52,360 of the Zat gun. 141 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:55,360 Got the inbreeding going on. 142 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:58,880 It's what it sounds like. 143 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:03,080 The discharge of a Zat gun or a Zat nictail gun. 144 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:06,120 It's like a stun gun almost. 145 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:11,320 In other races, basically an example of this is Loki, which was one of the Asgard, fell 146 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:16,440 almost immediately while most human and Jaffa stand for a minute before they fall over. 147 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:22,160 So I just automatically get off. 148 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:26,320 When individuals spoke, the areas that would have been their temples on a human would slowly 149 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:28,360 pulse in and out. 150 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:29,360 Here? 151 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:30,360 Yeah. 152 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:32,720 Like the big part of their brains are just like slightly moved. 153 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:33,720 Fucking weird. 154 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:40,640 The species possessed no adrenal glands within their bodies and did not have any epinephrine 155 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:43,320 pumping through their lymphatic system either. 156 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:44,320 So they're just basically... 157 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:45,320 Emotionless? 158 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:46,320 Kind of, yeah. 159 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:47,320 A little bit. 160 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:49,320 It's like a witcher. 161 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:54,860 Going into the cloning side of their species, the Asgard pursuing means of extending their 162 00:07:54,860 --> 00:07:58,000 lifespans began using cloning technology. 163 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:02,800 The mental patterns of Asgard that became ill or fatally injured were preserved by downloading 164 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:05,560 them into computer memory crystals. 165 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:08,460 The patterns were later placed in a new cloned body. 166 00:08:08,460 --> 00:08:13,440 This made the Asgard effectively immortal at the cost of the ability to reproduce sexually. 167 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:16,200 Sure, they made them some androids. 168 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:17,680 Dollar into an android. 169 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:18,680 Yeah. 170 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:19,680 Permanently immortal. 171 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:26,280 They kind of have that within Stargate's universe and they turned out to be really horrible. 172 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:27,280 So... 173 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:29,480 Just got to get good at it. 174 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:35,320 This prevented the natural process of evolution, making ascension impossible without assistance. 175 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:42,600 So that basically, unlike the ancients, which we'll cover in the next two videos, they couldn't 176 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:46,520 basically ascend naturally anymore. 177 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:51,280 The excessive use of the cloning process began to damage and degrade the Asgard genome. 178 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:55,440 This would result in the eventual extinction of the race unless a cure could be found. 179 00:08:55,440 --> 00:09:00,040 The Asgard devoted considerable time and resources to the project, but their efforts basically 180 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,480 proved fruitless. 181 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:08,080 So they couldn't find a way to reverse the cloning problem that they had, so they had 182 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:09,080 to keep doing it. 183 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:14,680 Yeah, imagine getting on this plastic surgery and you look in the mirror and you're like, 184 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:15,680 fuck. 185 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:16,680 It's irreversible. 186 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:22,640 The Veneer, which is the offshoot of the Asgard, is basically like their cousins. 187 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:26,360 Cousins banging teal in the ceiling. 188 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:31,960 Whenever you think back to Norse mythology, there's the Asgardians and then there's the 189 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:32,960 Assyrians. 190 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:33,960 Yeah. 191 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:36,160 I think it's like the two families of... 192 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:37,400 The Assyrians, yeah. 193 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:39,560 That's what the Veneer were to them. 194 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:43,780 So it's like the offshoot family basically of beings. 195 00:09:43,780 --> 00:09:49,080 They had more luck in dealing with this issue than their Aida counterparts, primarily because 196 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:52,800 they were willing to experiment on humans when the main faction would not. 197 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:57,760 Even so, they were not basically able to eradicate the problem, only postpone it. 198 00:09:57,760 --> 00:10:02,520 The final attempt to solve the problem resulted in a rapid progressing fatal disease. 199 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:06,960 And that was the point that they gave all their technology to people of Earth and blew 200 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:09,160 themself up. 201 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:12,880 The Asgard evolved on the planet Hala and the Othala Galaxy. 202 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:16,040 So a completely different galaxy than ours. 203 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:20,240 Their collected history and culture would span over a hundred thousand years. 204 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:24,240 They began exploring outside their own galaxy around 28,000 BC. 205 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:30,340 At some point, the Asgard began a program of cloning their people and transferring their 206 00:10:30,340 --> 00:10:34,240 minds into these bodies as a means of vastly extending their lifespans. 207 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:38,680 At some point in time, the Asgard were hit by a plague that they called Baryon syndrome, 208 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:41,800 a disease that wiped out 60% of their population. 209 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:46,760 And within a generation, over 75% of the survivors of the disease became sterile and suffered 210 00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:48,920 from cellular degradation. 211 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:53,260 The remaining 10% of the population did not have the necessary genetic diversity to reverse 212 00:10:53,260 --> 00:10:57,200 the trend completely away from their genetic breakdown. 213 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:59,800 So that was another reason why they started their cloning. 214 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:01,600 They couldn't reproduce. 215 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:02,600 They were sterile. 216 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:03,600 Jesus. 217 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:07,300 That would suck. 218 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:14,280 Around this time at 30,000 years ago, an Asgard ship was traveling from Othala to the Milky 219 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:15,280 Way Galaxy. 220 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:16,460 Basically I got stranded. 221 00:11:16,460 --> 00:11:21,200 So this is a ship that they found later in the Stargate series where they found one of 222 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:28,440 the original like 30,000 year old Asgard and he looked nothing like the Asgard of the day. 223 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:29,440 He was like tall. 224 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:34,160 So that normal dude, a humanoid ish. 225 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:38,720 Also not, it didn't look like a human necessarily, but like more humanoid proportions. 226 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:42,200 It's like a normal height and stuff like that. 227 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:45,880 The Asgard 10,000 years ago made peaceful contacts with the ancients, the furlings and 228 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:46,880 the nox. 229 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:49,600 They also came into conflict with the Goa'uld. 230 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:54,640 Liberating several humans from the Goa'uld worlds, god, I was trying to say Goa'uld 231 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:56,480 and world in one sentence. 232 00:11:56,480 --> 00:12:00,280 The Asgard declared themselves their protectors until their cultures had sufficiently evolved 233 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:04,840 and threatened the Goa'uld with violent retaliation if they reattempted to enslave the humans 234 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:05,840 of those worlds. 235 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:10,320 The Veneer, a group of the Asgards who did not share their brethren's ethical concerns 236 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:14,880 about experimenting on humans to solve their genetic degradation problems, left the Idy 237 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:17,960 Galaxy and traveled to the Pegasus Galaxy. 238 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:23,680 Basically where you pick up with Stargate Atlantis and the Pegasus Galaxy. 239 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:28,360 Where they could continue their experiments, which were able to slowly advance but now 240 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:31,200 reverse their genetic problems. 241 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:35,080 After the ancients discovered they could not win the war with the Wraith, part of Stargate 242 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:39,320 Atlantis, and left for the Milky Way, the Wraith attacked the Veneer. 243 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:43,360 The Veneer intergalactic ships were damaged beyond repair in the first battle and as they 244 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:47,120 lacked the means to reconstruct new ones, they were basically stranded in the Pegasus 245 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:49,080 Galaxy at this point. 246 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:52,280 So the Wraith fucked them up basically. 247 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:57,720 In order to survive, the Veneer moved to a toxic planet where the Wraith could not endure 248 00:12:57,720 --> 00:13:01,880 it, because the Wraith could regenerate by stealing life force almost. 249 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:08,280 They put a hand on you and just absorb your life essence, which is creepy. 250 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:11,840 First they only needed a simple breathing apparatus to survive on this toxic planet, 251 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:17,520 but the planet's atmosphere continued to degrade, forcing them to develop armored exoskeletons 252 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:21,200 capable of withstanding the new conditions. 253 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:25,880 Despite the effort of the Asgard, the Ghoul-O-Wald became a great threat to the human population 254 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:29,120 in the Milky Way Galaxy, which we find in Stargate. 255 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:34,440 Like whenever you first meet all the supposed gods in Stargate, they're all Ghoul-O-Wald 256 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:37,440 until you get to the Norse ones. 257 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:40,800 And the Norse gods are all Asgard. 258 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:45,240 The Ghoul-O-Wald began taking humans as hosts during this time, which greatly angered the 259 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:48,360 Asgard, who realized humanity had great potential. 260 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:52,320 The Asgard's vast superior technology was more than a match for the Ghoul-O-Wald, who 261 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:56,160 were forced to sign a treaty with the Asgard in order to keep from being destroyed at this 262 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:57,160 point. 263 00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:58,160 Damn. 264 00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:01,080 So the Ghoul-O-Wald are scared of the Asgard. 265 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:04,040 Like terrified of the Asgard. 266 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:08,640 Unwilling to completely give the galaxy over to Ghoul-O-Wald, the Asgard freed and transplanted 267 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:13,360 humans on various worlds and posed as their protective gods as they felt they were not 268 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:16,960 yet ready to have their belief system completely stripped away. 269 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:21,800 Accordingly, they devised a series of challenges designed to determine when a person, like 270 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:26,640 a group of people, were advanced enough to learn and presumably cope with the truth of 271 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:28,440 their protector's true nature. 272 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:35,280 So they basically would create a test of intelligence and stuff like that to where they thought 273 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:40,580 if a human civilization was smart enough, they would be able to understand and accept 274 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:43,240 the Asgard for being aliens rather than gods. 275 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:47,840 So I guess we're never going to accept the stamp. 276 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:52,360 To ensure the safety of these many planets, the Asgard and the Ghoul-O-Wald brokered the 277 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:54,760 protective planets treaty. 278 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:59,080 A treaty stipulated that the Asgard would allow the Ghoul-O-Wald various benefits, the 279 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:03,040 precise terms were unknown, and in return the Ghoul-O-Wald would leave the humans of 280 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:05,600 the various worlds mentioned in the treaty alone. 281 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:10,120 The treaty would be expanded to include other worlds if both parties agreed to negotiate. 282 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:14,600 For some time the Asgard protected these planets with their advanced technology and warships, 283 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:19,440 but the discovery and invasion of the Replicators, which is the technology part that I was talking 284 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:24,500 about just a few minutes ago, and their home galaxy basically forced the Asgard to draw 285 00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:27,960 away from the Milky Way to back to their home galaxy. 286 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:28,960 Damn. 287 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:30,600 They were fighting these machines. 288 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:33,280 Well damn. 289 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:37,200 Leaving the planets protected in name only, basically. 290 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:44,640 So the Ghoul-O-Wald, they didn't attack these planets in this treaty basically out of fear 291 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:50,760 of just knowing what the Asgard could do, but there was no actual way to stop the Ghoul-O-Wald 292 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:55,000 from taking over if they wanted to. 293 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:58,720 Within it was one perfectly preserved Asgard ancestor. 294 00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:04,080 The Asgard scientist Heimdall began research on it and the clone from this time, when the 295 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:06,960 cloning program was not yet irreversible. 296 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:12,080 So that ship that I was talking about that got stranded, Heimdall found it basically 297 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:17,680 and was doing experiments on that person of the Asgard from a long time ago before their 298 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:22,040 genetic shit wasn't completely fucked up in time. 299 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:24,040 The Replicator threat that they dealt with. 300 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:27,600 The Asgard were unable to help Earth directly in the fight against the Ghoul-Wald because 301 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:31,040 of a war with a greater enemy, the Replicators. 302 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:34,320 The Asgard's energy-based weapons were ineffective against them. 303 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:38,240 Human weapons on the other hand, use simple chemical reactions to drive metallic projectiles 304 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:42,480 through kinetic force, something the mechanoids could not defend against. 305 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:43,480 You can't beat bullets. 306 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:44,480 Basically, yeah. 307 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:45,480 Here you are. 308 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:48,480 No, but this is how the Asgard described it. 309 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:51,080 I know what a bullet is. 310 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:58,840 They describe a bullet as a chemical reaction to drive metallic projectiles through kinetic 311 00:16:58,840 --> 00:16:59,840 force. 312 00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:04,040 I'll give you some kinetic force, alright? 313 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:11,240 With the aid of the SG-1, which is Colonel Carter, Tealke, what's his name? 314 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:13,280 I cannot remember his name. 315 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:14,280 MacGyver. 316 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:15,280 MacGyver. 317 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:18,840 And Daniel Jackson. 318 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:23,840 The Asgard imprisoned all the Replicators in a time dilation field on the planet Hala. 319 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:29,340 They then collapsed Hala's son into a black hole in hopes of destroying the Replicators, 320 00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:32,680 but some managed to escape the attack. 321 00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:38,240 They managed to escape and attack the new home world, Orilla, that the Asgard had. 322 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:44,640 Aegir, which is one of the Asgard's, attacked the ship that dropped out of hyperspace before 323 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:46,240 it could raise its shield. 324 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:50,920 Not all the Replicators were destroyed, however, and the Replicator, named Fifth, managed 325 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:52,840 to land on the planet. 326 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:55,360 Jack O'Neill, which is the name that I cannot remember. 327 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:56,360 MacGyver. 328 00:17:56,360 --> 00:18:03,040 With the knowledge gained from the Ancients, he basically at one point stuck his head into 329 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:06,600 this machine, where it just downloaded all this information into his head. 330 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:12,280 With that, he invented a weapon that was based on ancient technology that blocked communication 331 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:17,160 between the Replicator cells permanently, because it's all individual little micro-machines 332 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:22,560 that would come together and form whatever they want. 333 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,560 Damn. 334 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:24,560 Yeah. 335 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:29,680 So he was able to construct a larger version capable of affecting an entire planet. 336 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:35,840 The Asgard aided SG-1 when the Replicators invaded the Milky Way, but were unsuccessful. 337 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:48,160 Eventually, SG-1 and the Tok'ra, which are basically ghoul-wooled, but they're not evil. 338 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:52,040 They still take host, like for you to cope with humans, but they don't kill them and 339 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:53,120 they don't take over their bodies. 340 00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:54,720 They work as a companion. 341 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:56,760 Old symbiote relationship. 342 00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:59,080 Yeah, basically. 343 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:03,680 Jake McArthur and Selmak, which is one of the Tok'ra, destroyed the Replicators with 344 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:05,000 the Dakara superweapon. 345 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,280 This is a gigantic energy weapon. 346 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:11,880 It eliminated them entirely from the Milky Way galaxy. 347 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:18,360 In an unknown date, Odin, a scientist Asgard, which had spent centuries studying alone on 348 00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:24,240 Valhalla, which was a planet and not a place, I guess place, but it's an actual planet, 349 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:30,920 searching a way to turn the Asgard into holographic beings, found himself threatened when its 350 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:35,760 holographic test subjects were built, led by Surtur, which is from mythology. 351 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:38,360 The guy was meant to start Ragnarok. 352 00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:39,360 Yep. 353 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:45,360 However, thanks to the SG-1's help, Odin and his test subjects combined and together found 354 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:46,880 a way to ascend, basically. 355 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:47,880 Oh. 356 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:51,080 It was like a small little group of them that were actually able to ascend. 357 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,960 It's like they're all like deuces. 358 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:56,760 Pretty much like, fuck all y'all. 359 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:57,760 Fighting the Ori. 360 00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:00,720 Although the Goa'uld and the Replicators had been defeated, new threats arose, such 361 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:01,720 as the Ori. 362 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:06,520 Basically, the Ori are the counterpart to the Ancients. 363 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:12,920 So whenever you think of like superpowered beings of like the Ancients, if you consider 364 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,240 them angels, the Ori would be demons. 365 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:16,240 Okay. 366 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:22,480 So they're both ascended beings, but the Ori were like religious fanatics that ascended. 367 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:23,480 Jesus. 368 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:25,480 So they're crazy. 369 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:32,760 Apparently, within the Stargate realm, the reason humans believe hell has fire in it 370 00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:38,000 is because when the Ancients passed on all their traditions to humans in this world, 371 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:41,800 they knew about the Ori, which had fire-based abilities. 372 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,600 So they consider that hell. 373 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:52,120 In the face of this, the Asgard continued to provide aid to Earth by providing technologies 374 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:56,880 for the development of the Daedalus class, which is a gigantic ship that the Earth people 375 00:20:56,880 --> 00:21:01,920 have, and in lending them the Asgard engineer, Hermiaud. 376 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:03,840 So another Norse god. 377 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:08,440 So you learn all the Norse gods just by watching this. 378 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:14,480 The Asgard also participated in the critical events, such as the Battle of P3Y229. 379 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:15,480 Great name. 380 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:16,480 A great name for a battle. 381 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:17,480 Wonderful name. 382 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:18,480 Fucking memorable. 383 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:22,080 Then we have the extinction of the Eide Asgard. 384 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:26,400 So this is like the ones that weren't stranded in the Pegasus galaxy that nobody knew about. 385 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:29,920 These are like the main huge group of the Asgard. 386 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:36,680 So this would include Thor and all the main Asgard people. 387 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:40,160 Their final attempts to repair the genetic degradation caused by continuous recloning 388 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:45,840 failed and unwilling to allow their technology to be plundered by other racists, racist races 389 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:49,840 by the racists. 390 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:53,000 God damn white supremacists. 391 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:58,440 The Asgard decided to commit mass suicide and destroy their planet. 392 00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,880 But not without passing on their legacy. 393 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:05,300 They gave Stargate Command, which is what Stargate is based out of, an Asgard computer 394 00:22:05,300 --> 00:22:10,400 database containing all of their knowledge, and made significant modifications to the 395 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:17,280 Odyssey, which is a Daedalus class ship, consisted of their most recent technology. 396 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:22,840 As the upgrades were completed, three Ori ships arrived and attacked both Orilla, which 397 00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:27,480 is the planet that they were on at the time, and the Odyssey, which was the ship. 398 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:31,960 The ship fled with one Ori ship in pursuit, while the other two prepared an attack on 399 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:33,160 the planet. 400 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:37,400 At that moment, the Asgard caused Orilla to explode, destroying the planet and the two 401 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:40,080 ships and the Asgard all at once. 402 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:42,000 Well, they made sure to delete their browser history. 403 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,000 Yes, they did. 404 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,000 Before they disappeared. 405 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,000 Yes, they did. 406 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,960 It's like, you don't get to see all this freaky shit. 407 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:48,440 We're gone. 408 00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:49,440 God. 409 00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:58,080 Imagine sometime in the future, we start space traveling and we find some remnants of an ancient 410 00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:04,040 race and all the computers just stray fucking. 411 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:06,080 That'll be whenever we're gone and they find ours. 412 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,680 They're like, Oh, God, they find the hub. 413 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:18,000 God, porn hub would be the only thing left standing to be Walmart, porn hub and Amazon. 414 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:22,200 The big three superpowers and a mattress firm with nobody in it. 415 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,200 God. 416 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:30,720 Someone's on Twitter, they found an $8,000 mattress on the side of the street. 417 00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:33,160 They were going to take it and we're going to fix it up. 418 00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:37,000 There's all the termites and bed bugs and who knows what's on there. 419 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,000 That's disgusting. 420 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,680 But they're like, Oh, we got to get this fucking rug. 421 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,840 Not this rug, this fucking couch. 422 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:46,040 So I've seen like 18 posts of it, like just scrolling through my feed. 423 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,040 Yeah. 424 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:51,720 But what is so popular about this fucking mattress or this fucking couch? 425 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:54,320 But it's expensive and they found it just lying on the street. 426 00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:59,200 You know, like that episode of Seinfeld where they found the chair or no, it wasn't Seinfeld 427 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:00,200 Big Bang Theory. 428 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:01,200 They found something. 429 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:02,200 Yeah. 430 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:05,040 Where they found a chair beside the road and they took it up there and it had something 431 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:06,040 in it. 432 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:07,040 What was it? 433 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:08,040 Like a rat or something. 434 00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:10,680 Oh, that'd be something like fucking like cocaine. 435 00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:13,760 Like it's stitched into the fucking seed or something. 436 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:15,760 And fucking Sheldon becomes a crack. 437 00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:18,200 Well, he's the one that made him get rid of it. 438 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:19,200 I don't blame him. 439 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:21,800 I wouldn't pick up a fucking couch off the side of the fucking road. 440 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:28,560 I had a friend, some fucking dumbass that bought couches and gave us bed bugs here twice 441 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:29,560 because of him. 442 00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:31,720 That's so disgusting too. 443 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,480 Don't invite me to your house and don't come to my house when you have bed bugs. 444 00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:35,560 No, no. 445 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:36,560 On the third time, right? 446 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,440 When I started hanging out with him again, I should have just fucked him. 447 00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:40,280 Like, fuck you, bro. 448 00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:41,280 Every time I got home, right? 449 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:45,080 What I would do is I would throw every single one of my clothes into the dryer, turn that 450 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:46,840 shit up to like 40 minutes. 451 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:48,800 You just burn out all the bed bugs. 452 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,400 Never had bed bugs again. 453 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:51,400 Never trusted him though. 454 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:52,400 Yeah, I wouldn't either. 455 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:53,400 Hey, can we take your car? 456 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:54,400 No, let's just take your car. 457 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:57,400 Your car's already got bed bugs. 458 00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:00,200 It's got shit just crawling through it. 459 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:07,320 He would just have fucking like two layers of trash in his passenger side foot rest thing. 460 00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:08,320 Oh my God. 461 00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:09,320 Or what's it called? 462 00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:10,320 The foot pit? 463 00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:11,320 Yeah, like the floorboard. 464 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:12,320 Yeah, the floorboard. 465 00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:13,320 Just like two layers. 466 00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:16,320 You'd be like, how do you know it's two layers? 467 00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:18,320 Like, believe me, you'll know it's two layers. 468 00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:22,320 When you punch through one and there's still another layer underneath it. 469 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:23,920 It's like a hoarder. 470 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:24,920 He was. 471 00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:28,600 And his excuse every time was like, oh, it's too hot this summer. 472 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:31,000 I'll do it when it's colder. 473 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,480 Then during winter, oh, it's too cold this winter. 474 00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:34,320 I'll do it when it's warmer. 475 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:37,120 So it's just like whatever bullshit excuse he can come up with. 476 00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:39,040 Couldn't be me. 477 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:40,040 Could not be me. 478 00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,040 I'll get filthy. 479 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,040 All right. 480 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:47,160 The Asgard's upgrades to the Odyssey save the ship and give the Tauri an advantage in 481 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:48,160 the war. 482 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:52,480 The two plasma beam weapons installed on the Odyssey gave the Tauri weapons capable of 483 00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:56,480 destroying Ori motherships and almost any other ship they came across. 484 00:25:56,480 --> 00:26:00,360 Just straight through the shields and blow them up. 485 00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:01,360 Damn. 486 00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:03,240 That's why they didn't want to give people their weapons. 487 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:06,240 Oh, no way that goes. 488 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:09,120 Then we have the rise of the Veneer. 489 00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:13,960 A few months after the death of the Asgard, the Atlantis expedition encountered Fenrir, 490 00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:19,680 an Asgard scientist who had been exiled from his people after his test of a new weapon. 491 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:21,720 That was a dog. 492 00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:22,720 Apparently it's not. 493 00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:28,760 It's just another gray Asgard. 494 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:33,600 His test of his new weapon resulted in the destruction of an entire solar system. 495 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:38,480 Although, well, I guess I say it wasn't that Fenrir supposed to eat the sun or something 496 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:39,480 like that. 497 00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:40,480 Uh, I can't remember. 498 00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:43,480 I know it was Loki's kid. 499 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:46,600 I thought it was like where it's a wolf. 500 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:47,800 It ate the moon or the sun. 501 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:51,520 I think there's already two wolves that chase the moon and the sun. 502 00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:55,240 I don't know how I would like he would be able to go up against two other wolves. 503 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:56,240 I don't know. 504 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:59,320 I don't know enough about fucking North mythology. 505 00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:02,560 I'm pretty sure it had something to do with that, but that would make sense if he destroyed 506 00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:04,120 a whole solar system. 507 00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:05,120 That's where the myth would come from. 508 00:27:05,120 --> 00:27:06,120 He ate the sun. 509 00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:09,120 He's gone. 510 00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:12,480 Although Fenrir was devastated when he learned of the loss of the people. 511 00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:15,840 He nevertheless sided with the expedition over the Wraith. 512 00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:22,000 Uh, yeah, over the Wraith after, uh, Tela and Makin assured him that, uh, he had only 513 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,440 deceived him spare God. 514 00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:29,560 That's written horribly assured him that they only deceived him to spare him the pain. 515 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:35,760 Uh, Fenrir and his worship destroyed the Wraith fleet that was attempted to call the humans 516 00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:38,000 of the planet, uh, her room. 517 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:42,640 I have no idea when that took place, but I'll look back into it. 518 00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:47,600 He was subsequently killed when a Wraith queen sacrificed herself to Mount a suicide bomb 519 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:49,320 run on his ship. 520 00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:54,080 But Colonel Carter was able to take control of his ship and use it to destroy the Wraith 521 00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:55,080 hive ship. 522 00:27:55,080 --> 00:28:01,100 Uh, the veneer, uh, were encountered in 2008 by the Atlantis expedition after the expedition's 523 00:28:01,100 --> 00:28:06,120 discovery of Janice's lab, which was in, uh, what do you call it? 524 00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:07,120 Atlantis. 525 00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:10,520 Like the, there's like all these labs and shit down there. 526 00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:16,120 Um, they invaded Atlantis, captured a key component of the Atero device and kidnapped 527 00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:19,400 both the Dr. Rodney McKay and Dr. Daniel Jackson. 528 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:23,020 They forced Jackson and McKay to activate the device rendering the Wraith unable to 529 00:28:23,020 --> 00:28:25,060 use their hyperdrive systems. 530 00:28:25,060 --> 00:28:29,600 The veneer didn't care that a side effect of the device would cause any activated stargate 531 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,240 to overload and explode. 532 00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:32,240 Great. 533 00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,240 The one fucking means of travel basically. 534 00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:35,240 Yeah. 535 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,480 It's a continuous travel, let's just blow them all up. 536 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:42,880 So apparently whatever frequency of the hyperdrives that the Wraith used was at the same frequency 537 00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:45,080 that this device would blow up stargates to. 538 00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:47,200 So you're just fucked either way. 539 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:49,000 You're still going to plan it forever. 540 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,760 Let's have a spaceship and even that would take forever to get anywhere. 541 00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:52,760 Yeah. 542 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:55,320 They don't have like a wormhole tech or anything, right? 543 00:28:55,320 --> 00:29:00,000 It's not, not like stargate stuff, but like for ships to move faster than light speed. 544 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,560 Well, they have the hyperdrives. 545 00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:02,560 Oh. 546 00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:03,560 But. 547 00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:04,560 How fast will they go? 548 00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:13,520 If I remember right, one of the examples that they gave is that the Daedalus with a ZPM, 549 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:19,000 which is like their super powerful batteries almost, but it could go from earth to the 550 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:22,000 Pegasus galaxy in two weeks. 551 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,600 So for a long time. 552 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:28,800 So it's not instantaneous, but whenever you compare it to a Star Trek, it's much faster 553 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:29,800 than Star Trek. 554 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:31,680 If we get stargates though, you're like there. 555 00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:32,680 Yeah. 556 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:33,680 Stargates is automatic. 557 00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:36,440 Well, that's basically what they listen up the United States government. 558 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:37,440 That's basically what you got to do. 559 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:40,640 I've been telling people this forever. 560 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:44,080 When we go to the moon, put a fucking teleporter there. 561 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,080 We'll build one back here. 562 00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:46,640 Now we can travel to the moon instantaneously. 563 00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:53,480 When we go to Mars, set a small group with teleporter tech, build a teleporter over there. 564 00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:56,600 Then we go to travel to Mars instantaneously. 565 00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:57,600 Listen to what I'm telling you. 566 00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:58,600 I'm a genius. 567 00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:00,720 Well, first we got to build teleporting technology. 568 00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:01,720 All right. 569 00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:05,280 Then we have their society, so they had a high council. 570 00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,720 The Asgard high council was the government of the Asgard. 571 00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:11,720 The size and structure of the council was not known, but there were seven seated members 572 00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:15,000 including Freyr, Thor, and Penigol. 573 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,680 The high council made decisions that affect the entire race. 574 00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:21,600 In addition, they negotiated a name of the Tau'ri in the protected planets. 575 00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:22,600 I would love to hear the comment. 576 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:23,600 I didn't vote for them. 577 00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:27,000 The conversation, the common fuck. 578 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:30,320 And the council members met in a great room with holographic projectors. 579 00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:32,520 That sounds old school as fuck. 580 00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:37,120 Let me pull out this fucking projector. 581 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:39,000 Their interaction with the other races. 582 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:43,560 As a function of the protected planets treaty, the Asgard set up protective measures and 583 00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:48,080 holographic representations of themselves on a number of planets in the Milky Way galaxy 584 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:51,880 for protection against the gold and other enemies. 585 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:57,940 On the planet Samara, the Asgard Thor set up a device known as Thor's hammer. 586 00:30:57,940 --> 00:31:04,240 It was a protective obelisk that transported goa'uld or symbiote carriers to an underground 587 00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:09,820 labyrinth where they could only leave if they let the host leave. 588 00:31:09,820 --> 00:31:15,520 So the goa'uld themselves could not leave out of that labyrinth. 589 00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:18,120 You can only pass through if you didn't have a goa'uld in you. 590 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:20,120 How does that help the goa'uld? 591 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:21,120 I don't. 592 00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:23,200 I would stay in there then if I was a goa'uld. 593 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:25,200 I guess we're not leaving then. 594 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:26,200 They would die basically. 595 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:28,200 But they wouldn't die anyway? 596 00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:37,360 Well if the goa'uld shows compassion, the person that they're in will get to live still. 597 00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:38,360 Fuck that person. 598 00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:39,360 Exactly. 599 00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:43,560 It's us or nothing. 600 00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:49,280 The hammer, which was Thor's hammer, was destroyed by SG-1 and Teal'c. 601 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:51,960 Whenever Teal'c got trapped within the labyrinth because he had a symbiote. 602 00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:54,560 Just started fucking smashing shit. 603 00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:57,400 Thor replaced the destroyed hammer with a new one. 604 00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:00,680 The actor that plays Kratos and got a war. 605 00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:04,400 Fucking phenomenal. 606 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,040 He was also fucking with the Norse gods. 607 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:11,800 Although he did quite a better job of destroying every single one of them. 608 00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:16,560 Thor replaced this hammer with a new one that would recognize Teal'c and not harm him. 609 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,640 Well that didn't happen in the game at all. 610 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:22,200 If you play the game you know damn well. 611 00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:25,720 He'd be smashing with that hammer. 612 00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:29,480 While the Asgard maintained a fleet of ships with defensive capabilities, they were not 613 00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:34,880 a militaristic race and strongly disapproved of the use of technology for aggressive reasons. 614 00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:38,240 While they formed an alliance with the Tauri and were willing to give them upgrades for 615 00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:44,420 their ships such as the Asgard shields, sensors, transporters, and hyperdrives, they were unwilling 616 00:32:44,420 --> 00:32:48,280 to give up their Asgard weapons until their race was on the brink of extinction due to 617 00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:51,080 the policy of not giving other races weapons. 618 00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:56,000 Particularly out of fear that they'd be used by those races against them later on. 619 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,000 Hey man. 620 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,000 I mean it's kind of smart. 621 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,760 I always gotta watch your backs with everybody. 622 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,520 We'll give you every other technology. 623 00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:06,000 Well the one technology that would help you beat us. 624 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:10,160 They also have safeguards built into Asgard transporters to prevent it from being used 625 00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:11,160 as weapons. 626 00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:15,360 Like so you can't transport weapons with their transporter systems. 627 00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,760 You bastards. 628 00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:22,320 Their language, it is generally theorized that the Asgard language influenced the evolution 629 00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:24,400 of Germanic languages. 630 00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:27,480 The written language of the Asgard is composed of runes. 631 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:33,160 The known name Asgard, they all have names from Nordic mythology. 632 00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:39,480 So yeah that's where all, in this universe where all Norse stuff came from basically. 633 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:42,360 Asgard technology is dependent on Neutronium. 634 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:47,600 They possess a level of technology significantly more advanced than that of the Gwa-Wuld and 635 00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:49,960 many other races in the known universe. 636 00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:55,000 Only the Ancients and the Ori were known to be of superior technology level, though the 637 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:59,920 Nox and Furlings were speculated to have similar technology levels as well. 638 00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:02,800 Yeah they can't beat a fucking robot they made themselves. 639 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:07,160 So they gotta use inferior fucking bullets. 640 00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:10,600 The Asgard are remarkable in their technology level having reached the pinnacle of their 641 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,880 development in only a hundred thousand years. 642 00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:15,960 They can't bang, they're dying of fucking inbreeding. 643 00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,040 They must be very full of shit too. 644 00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:22,760 And they are younger as a species than the Ancients by millions of years. 645 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,560 God dang. 646 00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:29,800 Their ships were capable of traversing thousands of light years and minutes and their shields 647 00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:34,420 could withstand multiple hits from Ori warships while remaining undamaged. 648 00:34:34,420 --> 00:34:39,560 They were also mastered advanced transportation and holographic technology. 649 00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:43,800 So like they were experts of those things. 650 00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:47,920 Shortly before their extinction, the Asgard developed energy weapons capable, so they 651 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:52,440 didn't even have the energy weapons before they just developed them, with repeated strikes 652 00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:59,560 by defeating Ori shields, which had previously proved impervious to anything except the unstable 653 00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:05,480 vortex of the Ori's own super gate, which is how they got to the Milky Way galaxy. 654 00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:08,080 Always wondered about other races and their entertainment. 655 00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:10,840 Like what kind of stuff do they do? 656 00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:11,840 Do they read books? 657 00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:12,840 Do they make books? 658 00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:13,840 Do they watch movies? 659 00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:14,840 Apparently not the Asgard. 660 00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:15,840 I don't know. 661 00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:18,720 That's probably why I like Mass Effect so much. 662 00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:19,720 Yeah. 663 00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:26,560 Was because it was so detailed in the regular life. 664 00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:29,000 Like you know, they like to drink this type of drink. 665 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,320 They like to watch these type of shows. 666 00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:36,880 All the races, alien races, had like an actual civilization, society. 667 00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:39,520 So I wonder if the ancient or the Asgard did anything for fun. 668 00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:41,160 Well, I do know that they, one of the- 669 00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:43,520 I can't fuck, so- No, they can't do that. 670 00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:48,000 That was the number one thing you could do for fun. 671 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:52,800 I do know that they gave them a database thing that they gave them. 672 00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,520 It actually, you can create anything, any kind of matter from it. 673 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:56,520 Was there porn on there? 674 00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:57,520 Probably. 675 00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:59,920 Just fucking gigabytes of porn. 676 00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:01,760 Before they lost all the ability. 677 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:05,760 Just like they got their own version of the fucking bounce. 678 00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:10,080 That would be so fucking weird. 679 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,840 I don't want to picture these gray aliens. 680 00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:14,760 Just rubbing their fucking faces together. 681 00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:18,040 I don't even know what the fuck they call it. 682 00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:19,040 Their fucking Barbie spots. 683 00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:21,440 Because Barbie didn't have anything either. 684 00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:22,440 Or Ken. 685 00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:26,840 Flat as a pancake. 686 00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:31,520 The sum total of the Asgard's knowledge and technology now belongs to the humans of Earth. 687 00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:33,520 A gift to them before their destruction. 688 00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:39,320 However, it will likely take Earth decades, maybe even centuries to fully understand and 689 00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:41,080 put it to widespread use. 690 00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:42,080 Damn. 691 00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:46,320 However, the Tau'ri have had at least some success with this as they were able to replicate 692 00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:50,440 the plasma beam weapons the Asgard gifted to them in the first place. 693 00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:54,640 And put them on all their ships within a matter of months of receiving the technology. 694 00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:58,520 Now they couldn't replicate everything else, but they could replicate those weapons pretty 695 00:36:58,520 --> 00:36:59,520 damn quick. 696 00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:03,320 Hey, man, that's the first thing you need to fit work on. 697 00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:08,160 Little is known of Asgard military tactics as their advanced technology tended to dominate 698 00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:09,240 their enemies. 699 00:37:09,240 --> 00:37:12,280 They used this to achieve victory in most cases. 700 00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:16,200 The Asgard were not above employing trickery against their enemies, such as bluffing the 701 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:19,080 Goa'uld with the Protective Planets Treaty. 702 00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:23,720 By appearing to be capable of destroying the Goa'uld while actually lacking the resources 703 00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:29,400 to intervene directly due to the other problems they had with the Replicators. 704 00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:33,680 The Asgard had no hesitation in sacrificing themselves in battle, as was the case with 705 00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:39,800 Thor when he decided to self-destruct his ship in hyperspace in order to destroy a Replicator 706 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:47,640 cruiser. 707 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:53,040 The Asgard had some problems with developing creative or original military tactics as their 708 00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:58,620 brains were simply too far advanced and complicated, making them almost incapable of resorting 709 00:37:58,620 --> 00:38:01,640 to more primitive means in defeating their enemies. 710 00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:06,760 This was the primary reason why the Asgard took Samantha Carter to develop a tactic to 711 00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:10,760 use against the Replicators, despite the fact that she was one of the smartest people on 712 00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:11,760 Earth. 713 00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:12,760 So, she's dumb. 714 00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:13,760 Compared to them? 715 00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:18,400 Dumb as a doornail compared to them. 716 00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:19,400 You know what? 717 00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:20,400 You're just smart enough. 718 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:22,720 You might be able to help us. 719 00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:26,920 So they wouldn't have some low-tech way of beating somebody? 720 00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,920 And they didn't. 721 00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:32,360 Then I could beat them. 722 00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:33,360 Yeah. 723 00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:34,920 Well, they have force fields and stuff, so... 724 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:36,600 Oh, believe me. 725 00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:38,480 If they know... 726 00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:42,720 Sometimes a truly strategic mind can overcome almost any obstacle. 727 00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:45,560 And sometimes dumb people are smarter than they look. 728 00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:46,560 Yeah. 729 00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:48,560 I've met a few in my life. 730 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:50,240 I can fucking throw a rock in their face. 731 00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:51,240 They wouldn't see it coming. 732 00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:55,240 Like, God damn, what the fuck is that? 733 00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:59,040 Then we get into the Roswell Great Conspiracy. 734 00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:04,840 It would appear that the Asgard are the source of the gray alien concept common in UFO and 735 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:07,240 alien abduction accounts on Earth. 736 00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:10,720 It is known the Asgard have been observing and occasionally visiting Earth for a long 737 00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:11,720 time. 738 00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:12,720 They're also in South Park. 739 00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:13,720 I know. 740 00:39:13,720 --> 00:39:16,120 They'd be shoving things right up your booty hole. 741 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:17,120 Cartman. 742 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:21,800 No, my character too in the Stick of Truth. 743 00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:22,800 Likely centuries. 744 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:30,400 They seem to have originated the Norse mythology, of which records exist that are well over 745 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:31,720 a thousand Earth years old. 746 00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:35,680 Do they talk about how the abduction stuff is, or is there no... 747 00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:36,680 Yeah. 748 00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:37,680 What's that about? 749 00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:44,640 So, it has been shown that at least some abductions, some, have taken place, perpetuated by the 750 00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:50,240 disgraced Asgard geneticist Loki, over a span of decades and upon citizens of a number of 751 00:39:50,240 --> 00:39:51,240 countries. 752 00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:52,240 So it was Loki. 753 00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:56,680 It is known that the Roswell in New Mexico crash, famous amongst UFOlogists. 754 00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:59,760 I don't even know those words until just now. 755 00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:00,760 Yeah. 756 00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:03,600 It was an actual event in the Stargate universe. 757 00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:05,760 It was caused by a time traveling SG-1. 758 00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:11,040 It is also known that Loki had a number of Asgard human hybrids, which died in escape 759 00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:13,160 pods at Roswell. 760 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:14,640 So they were hybrids? 761 00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:15,640 Yeah. 762 00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:18,000 They were hybrids of humans and Asgardians. 763 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,000 Man, that must have blown those scientists' minds back in Roswell. 764 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,840 Yeah, they got our DNA. 765 00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:24,840 Who are we? 766 00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:25,840 What are we? 767 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,840 What's our origins? 768 00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:35,080 Interestingly, some Earth UFO encounters, encounter accounts, describe gray aliens working 769 00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:40,120 in concert with or under the command of giant aliens, hawking humanoids over six feet tall 770 00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:45,720 of normatic human appearance, apparently mostly with the giants being in command over the 771 00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:46,720 grays. 772 00:40:46,720 --> 00:40:51,800 I would love to be one of those writing rooms with the SG Stargate writers. 773 00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:52,800 Yeah. 774 00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:53,800 Like, they take a hit of wheat. 775 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:54,800 You know, it would be a good idea. 776 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:59,840 You know those stories about the Nordic guys and the little aliens? 777 00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:00,840 Let's combine them. 778 00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:04,440 We'll make them Asgard. 779 00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:11,040 This may be the contactees in interpretation of the Asgard using of holograms of the large 780 00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,560 Nordic humans, basically. 781 00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:17,440 So basically, their theory is that it was holograms and not... 782 00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:20,160 Their theory, just ask the guys, like, yo, what the fuck was he? 783 00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:23,080 Well, they committed suicide, so they can't ask. 784 00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:25,080 They're gone. 785 00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:26,080 Damn. 786 00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:31,840 Basically, because that's how they present themselves to less developed human cultures 787 00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:32,840 and stuff. 788 00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:38,720 Yeah, you don't want to look like a fucking freaky great thing, or like a normal person. 789 00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:44,920 Then we have a list of different Asgards that we know of, anyway. 790 00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:49,680 So we have Eger, which is the Asgard commander, leader of all of them. 791 00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:52,160 We have Anne, which is an Asgard scientist. 792 00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:58,600 We have Famrior, which is the former host of Raw during the first Stargate movie. 793 00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:03,360 At the very end, when you see that weird looking alien thing die off, it was an Asgard. 794 00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,160 That was taken over by a ghoul. 795 00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:06,640 I didn't know that was... 796 00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:08,840 I don't remember that movie at all. 797 00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:09,840 An old movie. 798 00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:13,600 I know I had Kurt Russell from Escape from LA in it. 799 00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:14,600 Yeah. 800 00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:17,280 With that fucking, that super military bus cut. 801 00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,200 It looked like the guy from Street Fighter. 802 00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:20,200 It did. 803 00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:21,200 What was his name? 804 00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:22,200 Was it Guy? 805 00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:23,200 I don't know. 806 00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:27,240 God, it's been so long since I played the old Street Fighter. 807 00:42:27,240 --> 00:42:28,920 He had a great attack, though. 808 00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:29,920 Yeah. 809 00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:30,920 There's a great... 810 00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:31,920 And they combed his hair? 811 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:39,520 There's a great animation on YouTube where it's that guy from Street Fighter being tasked 812 00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:42,840 with finding who's taking all these military... 813 00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:47,440 All these soldiers are getting picked off by some random assailant. 814 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:50,600 They send that guy in there and turn out to be the winter soldier. 815 00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:55,440 Then they have this fucking epic ass fight because he's a super soldier and I don't know 816 00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:57,560 what the fuck this guy is, but he's got that one attack of his. 817 00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:58,560 Yeah. 818 00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:02,040 It's like this little spike attack. 819 00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:03,040 It's like a yellow energy attack. 820 00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:05,960 Yeah, where he crosses his arms and they go flying out. 821 00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:06,960 Yeah. 822 00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:10,000 It's like some weird fucking energy beam comes out of it. 823 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,960 The fight looks like how it would look in a real fight. 824 00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:19,320 If they were real people with those powers fighting for real without any super gimmicks, 825 00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:21,800 special effects, this animation. 826 00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:23,320 It's fucking brutal, but it's awesome. 827 00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:31,480 Then for some reason that one guy crossbones from the movie Civil War. 828 00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:35,760 He's got these metal apparatuses on his arm. 829 00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:38,560 It's like a spring that gives it more punching power. 830 00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:46,560 When he hits somebody, it adds energy to his punches or adds weight to his punches. 831 00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:49,200 He hits somebody, but it's like a fucking... 832 00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:50,600 I want to say like steampunk-esque. 833 00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:51,600 Yeah. 834 00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:58,000 It's like brass knuckles, but with fucking an actual robotic attachment to it that adds 835 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:01,760 an exosuit, but just to his arms. 836 00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:05,720 It was basically what it was in Civil War when he was fighting Captain America. 837 00:44:05,720 --> 00:44:10,520 He had these fucking things that would actually throw Captain America around because he wasn't 838 00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:14,520 a super soldier, so he had to level the playing field with Captain America. 839 00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:19,080 Once Captain America fucking broke him off his body, he was back to being a normal nobody. 840 00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:21,840 Now you're a normal human again. 841 00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:22,840 But it's really cool. 842 00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:23,840 You should check it out. 843 00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:24,840 Do you remember the name of the... 844 00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:28,360 I just typed in Winter Soldier versus Street Fighter guy. 845 00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:29,360 Close enough. 846 00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:30,360 You'll be able to find it. 847 00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:31,360 Last of the Asgard. 848 00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:34,360 Fenrir, which was the Asgard scientist. 849 00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:35,360 A dog. 850 00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:36,360 I don't understand. 851 00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:40,240 Apparently, it's just the names. 852 00:44:40,240 --> 00:44:42,320 They turned him into mythological being. 853 00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,320 They made him a creature then. 854 00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:47,240 We have this robot monster dog. 855 00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:50,120 Freyr, which is a member of the Asgard High Council. 856 00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:52,120 We have Heimdall, a scientist. 857 00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:57,280 Hermiod, the Asgard engineer and liaison to the Daedalus ship. 858 00:44:57,280 --> 00:45:00,400 Hermod, which is an Asgard teacher. 859 00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:03,360 Kvassar, which is an Asgard scientist. 860 00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:05,360 Loki, a rogue scientist. 861 00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:08,160 Odin, Thor's mentor. 862 00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:09,160 So he wasn't the... 863 00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:10,160 He ain't his daddy? 864 00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:11,160 No. 865 00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:15,640 But he is also an Asgard scientist that has been ascended at this point. 866 00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:19,800 We have Pinnigl, a member of the High Council. 867 00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:25,240 We have Siggen, an Asgard scientist working on life extension projects. 868 00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:29,240 Sejunah, which is an Asgard researcher, scientist and teacher. 869 00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:32,720 Thor, the supreme commander of the Asgard fleet. 870 00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:38,960 We have Tyr, a one-time chief tactical officer and military strategist of the Asgard fleet. 871 00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:42,720 One-time commander of the Valkyries and defender of Veneheim. 872 00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:43,720 And then we have Zeus. 873 00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:48,480 What the fuck is Zeus doing there? 874 00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:51,240 He's an amnesic ruler of Stenos. 875 00:45:51,240 --> 00:45:57,840 Basically, it was a clone of one of the Asgard that was never downloaded. 876 00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:00,320 It never got the person's mind downloaded to it. 877 00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:01,320 All the information. 878 00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:03,840 So it escaped onto this world. 879 00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:11,680 And whenever the people met it, it was in its holographic Nordic form because it knew 880 00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:15,440 intuitively that it shouldn't have come out as an Asgard. 881 00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:22,240 But they assumed that it was the long-lost god Zeus, which was a Gwa-uld. 882 00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:25,040 So it took on that role because it had no memory. 883 00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:26,840 So it's like, oh, that must be me. 884 00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:30,720 So Zeus was a Gwa-uld who left. 885 00:46:30,720 --> 00:46:32,280 Or was killed. 886 00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:33,360 I can't remember which. 887 00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:35,960 And this guy shows up and he's like, yeah, that's me. 888 00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:38,520 Because he had amnesia, so he didn't know what he was. 889 00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:40,680 He must have done a lot of banging. 890 00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:46,480 Like I said, it was just a clone that didn't ever have its memory transferred. 891 00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:51,040 It was basically a blank slate, but it still had the ability to use holographic projection. 892 00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:56,680 So when it comes out, a Norse dude real big and buff and going into this place is like, 893 00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:58,240 that's our god. 894 00:46:58,240 --> 00:47:01,480 Because apparently he alone beat the shit out of a bunch of these people. 895 00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:04,120 The features started stomping people out for no reason? 896 00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:08,920 And whenever they'd seen that he had energy-based weapons, they thought it was Zeus using lightning 897 00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:09,920 to smite him. 898 00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:10,920 Jesus. 899 00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:11,920 Yep. 900 00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:14,720 But that is everything that I've got on the Asgard's. 901 00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:18,040 Next week we'll cover the Fyrlings and the Nox. 902 00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:20,040 The Fyrries. 903 00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:24,760 They have shorter entries, so we're going to do that as a single episode. 904 00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:26,160 And then the third one will be on the Ancients. 905 00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:29,560 Do they have some name or are they just the Ancients? 906 00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:33,240 The Atlanteans are the ones that left Atlantis. 907 00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:37,720 And then the Ancients are basically what they were called. 908 00:47:37,720 --> 00:47:40,160 I don't know, I don't think they have an actual name. 909 00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:41,160 I thought it was... 910 00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:44,200 I know in Mass Effect they're called Reapers. 911 00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:45,200 I think it was the... 912 00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:47,200 Well, no, those are the other ones. 913 00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:48,200 The Aplans maybe? 914 00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:49,200 Fuck that. 915 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:56,040 There was some race right before Mass Effect, the trilogy comes out that they were an ancient 916 00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:57,040 race. 917 00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:58,040 I don't remember what they're fucking called. 918 00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:00,040 I gotta play Mass Effect again. 919 00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:05,080 You get the Bang of Blue Alien if you want. 920 00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:06,080 The Altera. 921 00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:07,080 Okay. 922 00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:12,440 So they actually had a name, but they became known as the Ancients because they existed 923 00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:14,600 from over 50 million years ago. 924 00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,080 God dang. 925 00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:18,780 And then all the way through the Asgard's time. 926 00:48:18,780 --> 00:48:19,780 And then they ascended. 927 00:48:19,780 --> 00:48:23,080 But like I said, we'll cover that in the third episode of this. 928 00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:25,920 It's like a rapture, like I'll see you later. 929 00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:27,920 It's kind of how it was, a little bit. 930 00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:31,080 We can close this for close to close date for some reason. 931 00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:34,720 One cool fact is that Merlin was one of the Atlanteans. 932 00:48:34,720 --> 00:48:35,720 So he was a Merlin? 933 00:48:35,720 --> 00:48:37,320 Yeah, that's why he had his abilities. 934 00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:38,320 Okay. 935 00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:40,360 Where it looked like magic, but it wasn't. 936 00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:46,720 They really were with the Arceus C. Clock line of magic, being just science is too advanced 937 00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:47,720 for us to understand. 938 00:48:47,720 --> 00:48:48,720 Yeah. 939 00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:49,720 Pretty much, yeah. 940 00:48:49,720 --> 00:48:52,320 But anything else to add before we head out? 941 00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:53,920 Uh, no. 942 00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:55,560 All right. 943 00:48:55,560 --> 00:49:06,200 We'll see you guys next time.