1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:12,920 Hello and welcome to episode 32 of the podcast. 2 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:13,920 I'm Michael. 3 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:17,200 They call me Reddy Teddy, but my name is Noe. 4 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:21,120 We are the Knights of Entertainment, a podcast covering your favorite and unknown movies, 5 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:23,520 games, comic books, anime, and more weekly. 6 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:26,320 We appreciate you for being here and hope you enjoy the show. 7 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:27,720 This is what we are covering tonight. 8 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:30,000 Man, I'm so fucking tired. 9 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,520 So we're going to be covering episode one, season one of Blue Mountain State. 10 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:34,520 Cool. 11 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:36,920 But before we do, like, share, and subscribe to the channel. 12 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:41,100 You can also enjoy these shows on YouTube, Spotify, Rumble, Odyssey, and more. 13 00:00:41,100 --> 00:00:44,840 We also have membership tiers on those platforms as well if you'd like to support the channel. 14 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:49,240 Or you can check out buymeacoffee.com forward slash K-O-E podcast. 15 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:50,680 But let's go ahead and get started. 16 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:51,680 All right. 17 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:53,200 So Blue Mountain State. 18 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:55,500 This is old school TV. 19 00:00:55,500 --> 00:00:57,320 This was back when Spike TV was on. 20 00:00:57,320 --> 00:00:58,320 We first came out. 21 00:00:58,320 --> 00:00:59,320 Oh, God. 22 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,720 And everybody was like, oh, it's a new man's channel. 23 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:02,720 It's just for men. 24 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:03,720 This is a... 25 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:04,720 I was like... 26 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:07,680 Looking back at it now, this is a dumb shit. 27 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:09,160 They're trying to promote. 28 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:13,240 Well, they had the name of the Lifetime channel for women, and then they wanted Spike TV for 29 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:14,240 men. 30 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:15,240 They had fucking Strip-O-Rella. 31 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:19,760 They had Ultimate Fighter, or Tough Enough, I forgot what it's called. 32 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:20,760 They had WWE. 33 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:23,760 It was either Raw or Smack. 34 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:24,760 I think it was Raw. 35 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:25,760 I think it was Raw, yeah. 36 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:27,640 Raw was on Spike TV. 37 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:30,200 That was their anchor episode or show. 38 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:35,200 But you need a good show to anchor your studio, I guess. 39 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:37,080 Well, see, now they have Grit TV. 40 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:38,080 They have... 41 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:40,880 And Spike didn't have anything after that, so they're gone. 42 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:43,920 There is no Spike TV. 43 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:44,920 Nobody wants to watch it anymore. 44 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:47,040 But I used to be like, man, Spike TV's so edgy. 45 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:50,360 I was like, it's fucking stupid now. 46 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:55,240 But I even saw that first Ultimate Fighter, the finals between Forrest Griffin and Stephen 47 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:57,200 Bonner live. 48 00:01:57,200 --> 00:02:00,720 And when I was watching it, I knew this fight was special. 49 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:02,680 I didn't know how special it was. 50 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:08,480 It completely saved the ultimate, pretty much UFC, the fucking company. 51 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:10,960 That one fight saved that company. 52 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:11,960 So I was there live. 53 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:12,960 I'll always remember that. 54 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:14,960 Watching them beat the bricks off of each other. 55 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:19,880 They hit each other with everything they had, except for their mom's fucking sandals. 56 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:20,880 The chancla? 57 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:24,640 Yeah, they were fucking throwing everything. 58 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:26,320 So anyway, Blue Mountain State came out. 59 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:30,000 It sounds to me like a nice comedy show. 60 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:34,880 Set in a college, following the Goats, which is their football team. 61 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:37,240 Hey, man, it's the Goats. 62 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:38,240 The Goats. 63 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:39,240 I mean, you know, like the Goats? 64 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:40,240 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 65 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:41,240 Now that I think, I didn't even think about that. 66 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:42,240 That's, yeah, the Goats. 67 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:43,240 That makes perfect sense. 68 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:44,680 The greatest of all time. 69 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:45,680 Yeah. 70 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:46,680 That's fucking beautiful. 71 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:52,520 When I first watched, I don't know if the Goat terminology was that cemented in culture 72 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:54,440 as it is now. 73 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:56,800 If they if they if they invented that, that's fucking brilliant. 74 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:59,720 What year did it come out? 75 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:00,720 1893. 76 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:01,720 I don't remember. 77 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:05,200 1492 when Columbus sailed the ocean blue. 78 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:08,200 He was watching Blue Mountain State on his laptop. 79 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:12,360 The sad thing is, there's going to be some Gen Z kids that believe that. 80 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:15,400 Yeah, you can believe whatever you want. 81 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:18,120 Truth is the truth. 82 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:21,160 So it follows the Goats. 83 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:22,160 BMS. 84 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:23,160 Blue Mountain State. 85 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:24,160 The Goats. 86 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:26,360 They are the premier football team out there. 87 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:27,360 They're a dynasty. 88 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:31,080 This whole college is just for this football team. 89 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:33,160 Basically they were they're the Kings. 90 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:36,600 They've got 17 championships overall. 91 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:39,160 And six under the current coach. 92 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:41,960 So they are like the fucking people. 93 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:44,800 They're like royalty, basically. 94 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:49,120 And the coach gives him some fucking speech. 95 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:54,080 Like in the middle of the episode, he's like, like he's giving the 17 championship speech. 96 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:57,040 Six under my watch alone. 97 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:58,120 We don't just beat our enemies. 98 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:00,320 We crush their wills to live. 99 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:01,320 We suck on that. 100 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:06,600 We suck the milk out of their mom's tennis and use it as mouthwash. 101 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:08,560 We fucking cut their dicks off and invited to an orgy. 102 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:12,960 I'm like, God dang. 103 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:19,160 So they're like they're like that fucking they're fanatical about the football team. 104 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:24,840 And so in the first episode, they introduce you to four characters, not exclusively. 105 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:26,320 They introduce you to a lot. 106 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:28,120 But you remember four of them. 107 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:29,920 The first one's Alex Moran. 108 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:30,920 Freshman. 109 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:32,600 Backup quarterback. 110 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:35,400 He does not give a fuck about football. 111 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:39,840 He is just there for the next four years to party as much as he can and get laid as much 112 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:40,960 as he can. 113 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:45,960 He is completely happy to after those four years are done, to go back to his hometown 114 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:49,960 and become a high school or a middle school gym teacher like his dad. 115 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:53,080 All he wants to do is fucking just party. 116 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:54,080 So he's a frat boy. 117 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:55,080 Yeah. 118 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:56,760 But he's a good athlete. 119 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:59,600 But he's good enough to get a scholarship. 120 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:03,520 He's going to use it to get a free ride and bang pretty much everything he can for four 121 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:04,880 years. 122 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:10,880 There's a moment where he has to run a play during practice and he does a perfect pass, 123 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:11,880 right? 124 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:12,880 And the coach is like, Good job, Moran. 125 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:13,880 You keep. 126 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:14,880 I told you his name, right? 127 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:15,880 Alex Moran. 128 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:17,480 I always stumble over myself. 129 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:19,440 I'm getting better at it though. 130 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:22,280 He did a perfect pass to the wide receiver. 131 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:23,920 The coach said, Good job, Moran. 132 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:24,920 You keep doing that. 133 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:25,920 You'll be a starter soon. 134 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:26,920 He's like, Fuck that. 135 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:29,480 And he's like, if he said like, No, thank you. 136 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:30,480 Right? 137 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:31,480 Yeah. 138 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:32,680 Under his breath as he's walking past the coach, the coach is like, What the fuck did 139 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:33,680 you say, Moran? 140 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:35,840 He's like, Oh, I said, Thank you. 141 00:05:35,840 --> 00:05:36,840 Run that play again, Moran. 142 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:37,840 It's like right now. 143 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:38,840 Right fucking now. 144 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:39,840 Run that damn play again. 145 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:42,560 I'm like, God. 146 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:44,240 So he runs to play again, right? 147 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:45,640 And he you know what he does. 148 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:46,640 He's like, Let me see. 149 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:47,640 Let me see. 150 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:48,640 Ah, there it is. 151 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:49,640 And he throws it to the other side. 152 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:50,640 The interception. 153 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:51,640 Yeah. 154 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:52,640 Say, Oh, I'm sorry, Coach. 155 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:53,640 Damn. 156 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:54,640 I fucked up. 157 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:55,640 I'm so mad at myself. 158 00:05:55,640 --> 00:06:00,040 I want to be a starter. 159 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:06,200 So on the opposite spectrum of Moran is Craig Shiloh, the number one high school player 160 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:08,500 of last year. 161 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:10,280 Number one prospect. 162 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:12,400 Fucking running back. 163 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:14,880 He's there to fucking grow pro. 164 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:17,840 He's like, like he's just like that good of an athlete. 165 00:06:17,840 --> 00:06:19,280 Like he's got the actual drive. 166 00:06:19,280 --> 00:06:20,840 Yeah, he's he's got the drive. 167 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:21,840 He's got the talent. 168 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:23,040 He's got it all. 169 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:29,800 And unfortunately, he has a girlfriend who says like until they get married, they can't 170 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:30,800 bang. 171 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:32,280 So I'm like, you dumb son of a bitch. 172 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:36,840 You're gonna go to college with a girlfriend that you're engaged to, but you can't bang. 173 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:39,960 So that's poor Craig Shiloh. 174 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:43,000 He's like the uptight one to Alex Moran's laid back. 175 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,000 Right. 176 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:53,880 He's like got so much fucking testosterone, he could get a blue whale. 177 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:59,000 And his girlfriend doesn't want to give any loyal, which is like you dumb son of a bitch. 178 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:05,280 How are you like you can't be in a relationship and not, you know, I know you guys are incompatible. 179 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:09,480 What if what if she's got some deep dish pussy that's like eight feet down? 180 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:12,480 You're like, God, there's no bottom. 181 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:14,480 Sorry. 182 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:20,280 That was a wave graphic as fuck. 183 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:21,280 Yeah. 184 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:25,080 So that's correct. 185 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:26,080 Complete opposites. 186 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:30,600 Then you got Alex Moran's his fucking best friend Sammy. 187 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:35,680 He's going to college to do what he's always wanted to do ever to be the Blue Mountain 188 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:38,600 State goat mascot. 189 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:40,880 He wants to be the mascot for the goats. 190 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:42,600 But he's on the team. 191 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:44,240 No, he just wants to be. 192 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:45,240 He wants to be the mascot. 193 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:47,240 He like he goes out there for Triats, right? 194 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:48,240 Right. 195 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:49,240 Like they know Dan Traz. 196 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:50,240 The only mascot is Chester Tam. 197 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:54,240 And fucking this six foot four giant comes out like I'm Chester Tam. 198 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:56,560 I'm the mascot. 199 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:59,800 And he's all fucking pissed that he can't be on the team. 200 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:03,800 Like that's all he's ever wanted to be the mascot of the Blue Mountain State goats. 201 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:04,800 And so he's not on the team. 202 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:06,800 So he's all fucking pissed. 203 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:12,880 There's a point where he's throwing up at a party and and Tam and the two cheerleaders 204 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:14,400 walk by and like, who the fuck is that? 205 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:16,600 Oh, it's you, you piece of shit. 206 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:19,800 And one of the girls said this perfect thing. 207 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:22,040 Sammy says while he's throwing up like, I think I ate something weird. 208 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:23,040 And she's like, yeah, probably dick. 209 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:29,960 I'm like, God dang girl, you just burned the fucking eight feet of area of effect attack 210 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:30,960 on everybody. 211 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:31,960 It was a super effective attack. 212 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:33,440 Like on every human being there. 213 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:34,440 I'm like, God dang. 214 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:37,120 Sure broke me. 215 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:42,600 I don't start denying, denying, denying. 216 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:47,280 And so that's Sammy's dilemma in the first episode. 217 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:53,480 So with Alex and Shila, Craig Shila and Alex Moran being freshmen, they got to go to the 218 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:54,480 freshman hell week. 219 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:55,480 Oh, yeah. 220 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:56,960 Episode one is called it's called hazing. 221 00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:57,960 Look it up. 222 00:08:57,960 --> 00:08:58,960 I was bad. 223 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:00,800 That's the title of the first episode. 224 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:06,680 So that there now you meet sad and he is to me the star of the show. 225 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:12,160 He is like the antagonist, but he's so fucking funny that you love him as a character. 226 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:14,480 He's supposed to be like the bad guy. 227 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:15,480 Yeah. 228 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:17,480 But he's just that good. 229 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:21,680 And he's like, all right, freshmen time to get hazed. 230 00:09:21,680 --> 00:09:27,320 So what's his what's his first hazing ritual is to have them all shave each other's bodies 231 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:29,960 completely hairless in the shower. 232 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:30,960 Yeah. 233 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:33,240 Even Moran was like, this is stupid. 234 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:34,240 Why don't you just beat us up? 235 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,520 So it's not stupid, Moran. 236 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:36,520 It's called hazing. 237 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:37,520 Look it up. 238 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:38,520 That's the same title. 239 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:39,520 And the next. 240 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:40,520 OK, that's one. 241 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:41,520 Right. 242 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:44,520 So they're all they cut to a scene of them shaving each other. 243 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:45,520 Right. 244 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:49,920 Craig's up against a fucking shower wall and Moran's right in his butthole shaving his 245 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:50,920 butthole. 246 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:52,920 Hey, man, you got to be you got to be careful. 247 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:53,920 Something has both. 248 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:57,360 You got to do it right. 249 00:09:57,360 --> 00:10:02,200 The next thing they have to do is they have to keep a notebook on them at all times with 250 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:05,120 all the secrets and every player on that team. 251 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:06,120 Yeah. 252 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:09,560 That's why we're able to do it's not stupid. 253 00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:10,560 It's hazy. 254 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:11,560 Look at them. 255 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:12,560 Look at them. 256 00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:17,440 They got to shave each other's bodies and they got to keep this fucking notebook on 257 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:19,820 them at all times with all their secrets. 258 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,480 If you lose it, it's there'll be hell to pay. 259 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:22,480 I don't know. 260 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:23,480 You maybe got to wear a dress or something. 261 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:24,480 Yeah. 262 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:26,480 Which is not that bad, actually, compared to the dumb. 263 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:27,480 Shaving each other. 264 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:28,480 Yeah. 265 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:29,480 I shave this man's ballsack. 266 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:30,480 Beat my ass. 267 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:31,480 Just beat the shit out of me. 268 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:32,480 I'm good with that. 269 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:37,480 I wear a tutu to practice before I shave a man's balls. 270 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:38,480 Yeah. 271 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:39,480 Yeah. 272 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:45,600 So they have a party at the goat house, which is like the fraternity or whatever school 273 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:48,880 or whatever facilities they have for the goats. 274 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:50,200 It's just like a big mansion. 275 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:51,200 Right. 276 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:52,200 And fucking sad. 277 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:54,440 Here's what he does when you see him at the party. 278 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:59,320 He does a line of cocaine off a woman's belly, does a bong hit. 279 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:01,240 You know, the big old basting syringes? 280 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:02,240 Yeah. 281 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:05,640 He does two shots out of those at the same time. 282 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:07,600 Then he takes a tap of acid. 283 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:08,600 Good Lord. 284 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:09,600 Then he fucking died. 285 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:10,600 No, he didn't. 286 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:13,600 But that would have been fucking hilarious. 287 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:14,600 A hundred percent. 288 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:15,600 Okay. 289 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:19,800 Those I was like, man, after the fucking bong hit, I'd have passed out like cocaine. 290 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:21,600 I can do all day all day night. 291 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:23,280 Well, it's the upper. 292 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:24,280 Yeah. 293 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:25,280 And then what's the down? 294 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:26,280 I guess the acid. 295 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:30,600 No, no, that's the that's the far out one. 296 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:31,600 That's where you go trip. 297 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:32,600 Jesus. 298 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:35,120 So, yeah, he the downers weed. 299 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:38,960 So he did an upper downer alcohol and then the acid man. 300 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:42,920 He went he would have been fucked up. 301 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:45,920 Tell Charlie Sheen that he did get fucked up. 302 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:47,920 He's done all those things. 303 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:51,840 I play have all at once. 304 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:53,720 I play. 305 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:58,160 Well, did he have a goat or something in his closet or something like that to do what with 306 00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:03,200 remember, you know, go in your closet for you, make your milk and cheese. 307 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:06,200 What the fuck do you need to come for? 308 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:07,200 Of course, you're back. 309 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:08,200 It's good. 310 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:09,200 I'm not. 311 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:16,200 Hey, man, did you make cheese out of? 312 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:21,120 So at the party, Alex is drunk and he gets hit on by his milk. 313 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:23,440 Now this milk likes sleeping with. 314 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:25,720 She's like a staple of Blue Mountain State. 315 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:26,720 Everybody knows her. 316 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:28,720 No, every every full player is banged. 317 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:30,520 Yeah, like all of them. 318 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:32,000 My God, dang. 319 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,880 It's like the chief of the police of South Park. 320 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:38,120 Oh, yeah, I guess he did bang everybody at South Park. 321 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:39,120 Freeze. 322 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:44,360 You can't tell him that you can arrest him before you fucking but whatever. 323 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:49,120 So Alex is drunk and he gets taken advantage of by this older woman. 324 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:50,420 They go back to his place. 325 00:12:50,420 --> 00:12:54,240 He wakes up the next morning and the bed just covered in piss. 326 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:55,240 This piss. 327 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:56,240 I love Alex's reaction. 328 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:57,240 This piss, this piss. 329 00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:58,240 Did she piss? 330 00:12:58,240 --> 00:12:59,240 Did I piss? 331 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:00,240 Who pissed? 332 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:03,240 He was so fucking like, jarred by it. 333 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:10,000 Like, I would hate to wake up at like, you know, just wake up in a fucking pool of urine 334 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:13,000 like man, what the fuck? 335 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,800 Not again. 336 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:17,640 So he's like, I'm just gonna leave. 337 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:20,680 He leaves for practice, but he leaves his notebook there. 338 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:23,920 So he calls Sammy and like, Sammy, go get my notebook. 339 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:27,000 I left it under my bed. 340 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,760 And so Sammy's like, I got you. 341 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:29,760 Don't worry. 342 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:36,320 So Sammy goes into the bedroom and he grabs the notebook. 343 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:38,320 The milk is sitting there on the bed, right? 344 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:40,960 And she's like, I know what you did. 345 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:41,960 And he's like, huh? 346 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:45,080 I know you came in here last night while we were asleep. 347 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:47,600 You pissed all over us. 348 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:48,600 And she was excited. 349 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:52,680 Like, finally someone to put me in my plate. 350 00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:54,120 He's over here taking his fucking robe off. 351 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:58,680 Like, no one's ever gonna believe this. 352 00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:01,440 He takes a picture of himself pissing on this woman's face. 353 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:06,120 And he feels Moran later in the episode. 354 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:10,560 So oh my god, so fucking weird. 355 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:16,600 So Sammy and the girl, the woman, are after they've completed coitus or whatever weird 356 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:19,880 urine fucking sports they had. 357 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:25,800 They're going through Moran's notebook and he finds that Chester Tam being the mascot 358 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:32,360 for the team has a secret in that notebook that he can exploit to take that position. 359 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:38,560 He finds out that Tam likes to go in his full goat uniform to the trophy room and jack off 360 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:39,560 in there. 361 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:45,720 So he's going to record him, blackmail him and make him resign from the team. 362 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:46,960 And so he does. 363 00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:47,960 So he's a furry. 364 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:52,480 No, he just likes to fuck trophies in a goat uniform. 365 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:53,480 I don't know what the fuck he is. 366 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:54,480 He's just dead. 367 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:55,480 I don't know. 368 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:56,480 That's his business, man. 369 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:57,480 He's not hurting anybody. 370 00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:58,480 Leave that poor goat alone. 371 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,880 He's hurting those trophies. 372 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:05,560 Fucking getting the fuck out of these trophies. 373 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:09,480 So he gets Chester to fucking quit. 374 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:12,800 He's like, he blackmails Chester. 375 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:15,080 Chester says he's going to blackmail him for blackmailing him. 376 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,280 But he's like, I got you saying that on camera. 377 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:18,480 He's like, you're blackmailing me. 378 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:20,880 I'm going to erase that part. 379 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:24,240 So he's going to erase the part where he's blackmailing Chester and only have the part 380 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:28,600 where he Chester is so fucking convoluted. 381 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:31,000 So he gets Chester Tam to fucking quit. 382 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,640 And now Sammy is the fucking mascot. 383 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:40,920 And finally, so Greg Shal is so good at practice, right? 384 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:43,360 He's like fucking too perfect, apparently. 385 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:49,200 And Moran is too fucking laid back with his football obligations that that night they 386 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,440 end up kidnapping both Craig and Moran. 387 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:57,480 And they're going to make him do the chocolate cookie race as punishment. 388 00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:59,000 For Shiloh, it's because he's too perfect. 389 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,000 Like Mr. Perfect. 390 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,920 Like, well, let's see how good you are with a chocolate cookie race. 391 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:08,920 And that's because he thinks that it's because they have a Moran because he lost his notebook. 392 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:10,960 And like, wait, how do you know I lost my notebook? 393 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:17,000 And that's when you find out the woman told them all, she told me how. 394 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:22,200 So yeah, the the the milf, who's like the designated bang for all the football players 395 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:25,960 ratted out Moran that he forgot his notebook back at the house. 396 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,800 So now he's going to do the chocolate cookie race. 397 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:31,560 Shiloh doing the chocolate cookie race because he's too good and he needs to be brought down 398 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:32,560 a peg. 399 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:33,560 It's like, you think you're good. 400 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:34,560 Yeah. 401 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:37,200 Let's see how good you are with a chocolate cookie. 402 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,680 And then Sammy comes in, right? 403 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:41,000 Like, this is the middle of the night at the football field. 404 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,000 Sammy comes in. 405 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,000 He's all excited. 406 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,000 Like, guess what, Moran? 407 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:48,000 Like, first he shows him the picture of him pissing on the chick, which she's right there 408 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,000 too. 409 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,000 So whatever. 410 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:53,200 He's like, and he's at the resignation from Chester Tam. 411 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,640 And he's like, and then that's like, who are you? 412 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,080 Like, I'm the new mascot for the goats. 413 00:16:57,080 --> 00:17:00,320 Oh, if you're the new mascot, where the hell's your notebook? 414 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:03,120 And he just became mad because he doesn't have a notebook. 415 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:04,120 Right. 416 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:05,120 So he's like, I don't have a notebook. 417 00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:07,800 Well, get this man a jaw strap and a cookie. 418 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:11,320 So now Sammy has to run the race too. 419 00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:18,520 So Sammy, Craig, and Moran, and then for some reason, Dad wants to run the race too to show 420 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:19,520 them how it's done. 421 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:22,240 So here's what the chocolate cookie race is. 422 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,680 You take an Oreo. 423 00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:25,600 You start at the end of the football field. 424 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:28,120 You got to run all the way to the other end of the football field. 425 00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:30,880 With the Oreo cookie, you shoved up your ass. 426 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:32,680 You can't let it fall out. 427 00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:33,680 Yeah. 428 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:36,080 Between or in? 429 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:37,080 Between. 430 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:38,880 Well, between his end pretty much. 431 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:41,480 It's not all the way in though. 432 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:42,480 There's a difference. 433 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:43,480 You got to hold it in there. 434 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:46,520 Just stick it in your fucking sphincter. 435 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:47,760 Here's the fucked up part. 436 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:50,760 The losers have to eat the cookie after. 437 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:51,760 Ew. 438 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:57,120 So Moran's actually had it with all this fucking football religious bullshit, right? 439 00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:59,840 This fucking zealous love for this. 440 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:01,480 He's like, I'm going to win this race then. 441 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,480 He's like, good luck, Moran. 442 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:05,480 He fucking shoves that cookie, clean up his asshole. 443 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:11,280 He's done it a hundred times. 444 00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:13,640 So the fucking race starts. 445 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:17,880 And of course, they run like you would run if you had a cookie shoved up your ass. 446 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:20,040 Just fucking like you're holding it in a shit. 447 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:22,520 So they start fucking running. 448 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:23,520 And they're fucking hollering. 449 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,960 Fucking Sammy has the weirdest run I've ever seen. 450 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,800 Craig's practically crying. 451 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,760 And then Moran's like, he's got this perfect stride. 452 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,440 He's like power walking. 453 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:34,480 Like Hal from Malcolm in the Middle when he's going to have to power walk. 454 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:37,120 He's got a stride. 455 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:38,800 So they're all fucking hollering ass. 456 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:42,480 Every fucking football player is at the other end of the field just fucking watching. 457 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:47,480 The fucking coach is in the fucking rafters with his like assistant. 458 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:49,920 And he's like, why the hell's Moran? 459 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,640 Why the hell's Tad running? 460 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:55,760 That's dedication, boss. 461 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,600 So they're hollering ass and fucking bam. 462 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:01,360 Moran covers the finish line. 463 00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:04,680 He's like he's all fucking elated. 464 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,320 He's like, you got to eat that cookie, Tad. 465 00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:07,840 Get on that. 466 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:14,400 But he dropped his cookie at the ten yard. 467 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:17,840 Basically the race was Moran, Tad, Craig, and then Sammy. 468 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:23,400 So because Moran was disqualified for not having the cookie, he started checking his 469 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,400 asshole. 470 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,220 Like, where the hell's that cookie at? 471 00:19:26,220 --> 00:19:28,000 So now he has to eat the cookie. 472 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,000 So does Shiloh. 473 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,000 So does Sammy. 474 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,760 So they're like, man, when they take these cookies out of their ass, right, it is just 475 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:37,280 like flat and like the fucking creams on the outside, like a fucking barrier, like a layer. 476 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,600 I'm like, what the fuck? 477 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:43,600 Like the flattest Oreo I've ever seen, just soggy and fucking flat. 478 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:44,880 But it's perfectly white. 479 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:49,280 You think it would be like little brown stains all over the side of the white cream. 480 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:51,800 I'm just, you know, for detail, just fucking brown. 481 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:56,080 I know we had chocolate Oreo. 482 00:19:56,080 --> 00:20:01,400 So it's like a dark chocolate Oreo and then the fucking white cream is now tinted with 483 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:04,640 brown or whatever. 484 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:07,880 You might, you could eat like a fucking fudge. 485 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:12,120 Jerry, what's that ice cream? 486 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:13,760 The big tub of ice cream they make now. 487 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:15,120 What's it fucking called? 488 00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:19,720 Anyway, you eat a bunch of fudge chocolate and the next day you shit up like a dark brown. 489 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:22,960 Don't ask me how I know. 490 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:28,520 So they have to, they just eat the cookie, right? 491 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:32,840 The way they show them eating it is the way you think it would be like eat the fucking 492 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:33,840 shit Oreo cookie. 493 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:38,960 You're just like, they're like, give you flashbacks to Jackass. 494 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:41,560 No, they don't eat Oreo cookies. 495 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:43,560 No, but the drink is sweat out of his crack. 496 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:47,560 Yeah, so probably they didn't just start having an orgy. 497 00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:50,000 That's what the practically what they were leading up to. 498 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:54,280 The final movie of Jackass is a porno. 499 00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:55,440 So they're eating the cookie, right? 500 00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:57,720 All the fucking football players are laughing their asses off. 501 00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,280 Dad's like, yeah, I'm the man. 502 00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:00,280 He fucking walks away. 503 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:02,240 He breaks away from the fucking crowd, right? 504 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:05,400 They're all reacting to Moran, Craig and Sammy eating, right? 505 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:08,680 He looks around, fucking pulls the cookie out of his ass and then he sniffs it really 506 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:09,680 hard. 507 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:10,680 Then he fucking eats it. 508 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:13,600 Like it's the most delicious shit. 509 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:16,240 It's so fucking good. 510 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:18,320 He ate it with, I almost ate his fucking fingers. 511 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,320 He was so hungry. 512 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:23,760 I'm like, oh my fucking God. 513 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:27,600 That's what that told you about that's character for the rest of the series and why he's so 514 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:30,120 beloved in this fucking series. 515 00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:31,120 He's just like, wow. 516 00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:32,960 It's like, he really went there. 517 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:38,840 Fucking eating this fucking cookie with such a such a happiness. 518 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,800 Like it like there was not enough cookie to fill his mouth. 519 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:41,800 Like it got to his fucking palm. 520 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:42,800 Like, oh, fuck. 521 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,800 I'm not gonna start licking his palm. 522 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:49,240 God, that man loves his ass cookies. 523 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:52,800 Probably licks his own ass if he could. 524 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,760 That's probably why he wanted the cookie. 525 00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:55,760 All right. 526 00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:56,760 So that's, that was it. 527 00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:59,280 Episode one, season one of Blue Mountain State. 528 00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:03,880 I'll let any, any episodes that pop out, I'll talk about, I won't talk about every single 529 00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:04,880 episode. 530 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:05,880 Yeah. 531 00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:08,400 Or at least good parts of every episode, but I'll try to cover the whole season. 532 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:09,400 It sounds good. 533 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:12,160 And if you want to watch, you can watch it for free on Tubi. 534 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:13,160 That's on Tubi? 535 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:14,160 Yeah. 536 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:17,120 One final thing. 537 00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:24,240 Woods and Shiloh being the star freshmen, the boosters sent them a gift in the form 538 00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:29,920 of a threesome with two college girls, two different college girls for each of them. 539 00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:30,920 Moran being single. 540 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:31,920 He was like, hell yeah. 541 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:34,080 And he bangs both of them. 542 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:36,720 And for some reason Sammy's in the corner checking off to it. 543 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:38,440 Well, he also pissed on them. 544 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:43,200 So yeah, I was actually like, what you pissing on me for? 545 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:47,520 Craig having a girlfriend when the boosters got there that they were wearing these big 546 00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:50,320 trench coats and they would rip it off and have lingerie. 547 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:53,800 She fucking broke one of their noses and scared them off. 548 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:58,080 But during the chocolate cookie race, the girlfriend invited those same booster chicks 549 00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:02,920 back and she's like, all right, take off the, she banged both of them. 550 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:08,680 So Shiloh's girlfriend banged the chicks after she scared them off. 551 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:13,440 So she's not a virgin as she pretends to be. 552 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:16,040 Hey, it didn't count though, did it? 553 00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:17,040 It counted as experimenting. 554 00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:18,040 I guess. 555 00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:19,040 It was just funny to me. 556 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:20,040 He didn't get too, but she does. 557 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:25,520 It was a juxtaposition because it was during the chocolate cookie race, right? 558 00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:27,440 And there's that fucking ride of the Valkyrie song. 559 00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:33,040 And then it would cut to her sitting on the bed, right? 560 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:35,840 And she's like doing this thing with her hands to make them hurry up. 561 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:38,920 The girls are like fucking stripping off the fucking trench coats, lingerie. 562 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:41,720 I'm like, this dirty bitch. 563 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,320 And first of all, she broke one of their noses. 564 00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:44,800 I'm surprised that chick went back. 565 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,600 I guess she likes it rough. 566 00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:47,600 I don't know. 567 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:48,600 Exactly. 568 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:49,600 I'll keep finding out. 569 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:50,600 I'm just trying to win this chocolate cookie race. 570 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:53,600 Because you don't want to eat the ass cookie. 571 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:56,040 I'm not eating a god dang ass cookie. 572 00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:57,040 Not today. 573 00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:58,040 Not ever. 574 00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:00,040 I'd be doing a three second dash. 575 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:02,640 First one over there real quick. 576 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:03,640 Be hauling ass. 577 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:04,640 Learn how to fly. 578 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:07,920 I'm gonna show that shit so far up my ass so I can run normally. 579 00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:09,920 Just shit that in and shit it out later. 580 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:12,160 I got all sorts of fucking ideas. 581 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,560 That way you know you won't drop it. 582 00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:15,560 Yeah, basically. 583 00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:20,960 If it's all the way up here, you can fucking taste it in your mouth from the back end. 584 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,720 So yeah, that's Blue Mountain State for you guys. 585 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:24,720 It's quite a treasure. 586 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:27,000 So watch it and enjoy it. 587 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,520 Or listen to me talk about it. 588 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:29,520 Cool. 589 00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:31,440 Either way, whatever. 590 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:32,440 Anything else to add? 591 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,760 Man, those were some flat Oreo cookies. 592 00:24:34,760 --> 00:25:04,480 Alright, we'll see you guys on the next one.