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Hello and welcome to episode 31 of the podcast.

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I'm Michael.

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I'm Noe.

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I'm not going to drink it.

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I'm drinking it.

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I'm in the way.

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We are the Knights of Entertainment, a podcast covering your favorite and unknown comic books,

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movies, games, anime, and more weekly.

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We hope you enjoy the show.

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This is what we are covering tonight.

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We are covering Zero Hour Crisis in Time by DC Comics.

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But before we do, please like, follow, and subscribe to the channel.

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But let's go ahead and get into this.

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Alrighty, we are going over one of the many crisis that DC Comics had.

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This is Zero Hour Crisis in Time.

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Zero Hour was a crossover event that took place in 1994.

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And it was basically intended to deal with the numerous possible futures and alternate

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timelines in the same way the crisis on Infinite Earths had dealt with the alternate realities.

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It was a way to clean up a bunch of the bullshit that you see going on.

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Continuity issues they had to fix.

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Pretty much.

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Alrighty, going over it, it started in September of 1994 with Crisis in Time number four going

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downwards in numbers instead of upwards like normal.

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Oh, that's cool.

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In September 1994 as well.

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So it was literally every single week.

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I bet you they were afraid, where the fuck is number one?

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They must have been freaking out.

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It went from number four to number zero all the way backwards, which is kind of cool.

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It's something that you don't see nowadays.

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Did they pronounce it as such?

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They were like, make sure that this is the fourth session number one, not actually number

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one.

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They just printed them off as that way.

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So if you didn't pay attention.

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Man, they must have been freaking out.

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I know, like basically, yeah, like if you get like a three out of eight, right?

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Yeah.

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You're like, well, I just need the other seven.

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Right.

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And then you find out that that's three session number one.

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You're like, wait.

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Well, it's something that you know they wouldn't do now because it would be too much of an

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issue for them to even try to do something interesting like that.

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Now it's DC Comics and I'm going to continue to rag on DC Comics in the current age.

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They're never going to hire us if you do that.

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Alrighty.

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There are a couple of preludes to it.

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So you have two things that took effect before this crisis actually happened.

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So in 1991, a new villain from a totalitarian future was introduced named Monarch.

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Monarch came from 40 years in the future, a world where he had killed off every single

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superhero leaving himself as the authoritarian dictator of the entire earth.

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Wait a minute.

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That's like a thousand superheroes.

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That must have been the busiest man alive.

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Yeah.

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So he's going to kill every single one, huh?

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I call bullshit on that.

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Monarch if I remember right was an alternate version of Captain Adam.

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The guy that could explode himself with radiation where he had the red cross symbol on his chest.

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It was solid metal looking.

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Yeah.

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I forget who it is but I don't know who you're talking about.

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Especially from the JLA TV show where like, I can't let you do that Superman.

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I can't let you do that.

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I'm still a soldier Superman.

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Superman's like, well I might have to fuck you up then.

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Beats the hell out of him basically.

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A single hero opposed him named Wave Rider, a man fused with a time stream who traveled

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back 10 years before Monarch's rise to power to prevent his creation.

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Exploding a flawed created by Wave Rider, Monarch followed him back and tried to create

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his own rise to power 10 years before it was supposed to happen.

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I'm already fucking lost.

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I'm going to go back in time and start even sooner.

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I'm like, wait a minute.

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It's basically what happened.

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Monarch was revealed to be Hawk.

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So I was wrong.

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It was Hank Hall.

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Well damn.

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Who was driven insane when Monarch killed his partner Dove.

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So it's Hawk and Dove.

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Wait, so Hawk killed Dove?

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So Hawk went crazy from killing, wait, wait.

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So Monarch is Hawk.

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Hawk killed Dove.

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So for that to make, wait, wait.

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My brain, hold on.

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So Monarch killed Hawk.

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No, killed Dove.

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Wait, no, no.

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Monarch killed Dove driving Hawk crazy to be Monarch.

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Monarch killed Dove driving Hawk crazy to be Monarch.

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So this is a fucking circle.

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Yes.

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Jesus Christ.

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Do you see why they're trying to clean up the time stream?

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Hank killed his future self becoming Monarch in the process.

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Well, there you go.

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With his new powers, Monarch spent a good deal of time fighting Captain Adam all across

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the time stream.

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Later during a conflict with the Linear Men, which is a group of heroes that basically

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watch over the time stream.

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I think they were in that TV show, weren't they?

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I believe so, yeah.

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The SDW show?

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Yeah, I believe so.

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Like whenever it had, what's the series that it was part of?

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The Arrowverse.

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Yeah, the Arrowverse.

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But I believe they were in that.

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Monarch leeched a portion of Wave Rider's abilities to look into his own past and realized

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he had become more than simply Hank Hall.

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He had absorbed Dove, not simply killed her and became a fusion of the children of the

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Lords of Chaos and Order.

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He became Extent, stole Wave Rider's time gauntlet, and plunged himself into the time

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stream.

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Lost where I was at now.

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During the reign of Superman, which is basically right after Superman had come back to the

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comic books after being killed.

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The blue and red one?

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Yeah.

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I thought that was kind of interesting.

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I think I had a couple issues.

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I was like, this is cool.

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The Coast City was destroyed by Mongol and Cyber Superman, or Cyborg Superman.

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Oh yeah, I remember that.

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And Hal Jordan lost his fucking mind.

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Resident hero Green Lantern, Hal Jordan was driven mad by grief.

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Having lost his home and his loved ones, he used his power ring to recreate Coast City

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for which he receives official summons from the Guardians of the Universe.

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They reprimanded him for violating one of their principle rules by using his ring for

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personal gain.

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Enraged, Jordan flied off to Oa with the intention of siphoning the Green Lantern's central power

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battery's powers to recreate his city permanently.

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I like the premise of that.

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So Guardians are like, hey, bad.

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He's like, well yeah, well fuck you.

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That's basically the premise.

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Pretty much, yeah.

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He was forced to fight many of his fellow Green Lanterns, many of whom he killed or

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left for dead after taking their rings.

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Making it to Oa, he killed Sinestro, Killawog, and all-

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Oh yeah, did he have like a fucking brutal fist fight with Sinestro?

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Yeah.

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Well they no longer had their rings, they were just pretty much boxing each other.

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I remember that.

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And all of the Guardians, with the exception of Gantlet, which later on became the leader

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of the Blue Lanterns in the later series.

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Cool.

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He absorbed the full power of the Guardians and emerged from the power battery, having

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taken on a new costume and identity called himself Parallax.

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Gantlet would use the last remaining power he had, salvage, to create one last Green

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Lantern and imparted the last ring to Kyle Rayner.

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So that's before leading up to Zero Hour.

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We also have a different thing to add to that.

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At the end of time, a mysterious figure, he basically murders the Time Trapper.

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Metron unsuccessfully attempts to enlist Darkseid to help him against what he perceives to

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be a gigantic upcoming crisis.

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Batman and Robin are surprised to be aided in capturing the Joker by an alternate Barbara

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Gordon, still operating as Batgirl, despite the fact that she has been earlier crippled

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by it from the waist down during the killing joke.

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Matthew Ryder alerts the rest of the Linear Men when his observation of future timelines

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are mysteriously completely disrupted.

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The team arrives at the conclusion that the wave of entropy is working its way backwards

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from the end of time, destroying everything in its path going backwards.

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So something is destroying the end of time and coming backwards, destroying everything

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along the way.

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Rip Hunter and Wave Rider are sent to investigate.

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In the 64th century, the Flash fights Abra Kadabra, the worst name for it.

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They're interrupted with the Linear Men and the group's attempts to figure out.

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You know a good one?

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You know from Dragon Ball Z, Bibbidi?

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Oh yeah.

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And then some Bobbidi?

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Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo.

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Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo.

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I had never got over that.

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Some of these names are just...

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Fucking Bibbidi looked just like some Bobbidi.

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And then Boo.

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And then they made Boo.

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Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo.

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Very clever.

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The Flash attempting to generate a shockwave by doubling back through his own vortex at

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ultimate speed is consumed by the entropy and dies.

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Batman brings the temporal problems in Gotham City to the attention of Superman.

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Metron appears and enlists the two of them to help him basically.

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Hunter and Wave Rider arrive in the 58th century where they find a younger version of Hal Jordan

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before he became corrupted battling the entropy wave under the leadership of Paul Manning.

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Both Green Lantern and Hunter perish, although Hunter warns Wave Rider that there's another

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crisis and he must check the chronoscopes, which is I guess what they use to observe

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the timeline of the DC universe since they're outside of time itself.

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The linear men don't experience time as the way everybody else does.

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Oh yeah.

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Outside of it.

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Just like freaking Doctor Manhattan.

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Or they kind of introduce the same concept with the monitors in the DC universe where

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they're not in the universe, they just observe it.

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Or like the watchmen from Marvel just watching everything because they're pervers.

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Oh the watchers.

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The watchers.

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Yeah the watchers, my bad.

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We watch everything.

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Everything.

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And they do believe you watch everything.

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Legit.

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Hawkman battles Vandal Savage and suddenly splits into many different temporal counterparts.

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Dr. Miz notes several of his counterparts fading in and out of existence.

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Jesus, that would be fucking wild.

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I know.

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I'm seeing some sci-fi level shit hitting.

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And you're just noticing shit.

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Yeah yeah what the hell is happening?

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Superman approaches the new Green Lantern that was just created, Kyle Rayner, and requests

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that he use his ring to help broadcast a message to all of Earth's heroes, letting them basically

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know that we're all fucked yo.

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Pretty much yes.

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Pretty much.

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Superman announces-

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Tell everybody.

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Imagine Batman freaking out like oh shit.

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It's in Gotham so he's already fucking freaking out.

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You see whenever you got a Barbara Gordon that's not been damaged.

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It's like what the fuck is going on?

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Just throwing batarangs at everything for no reason.

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I don't know what to do.

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From all the comic books we all know how much Batman hates magic so you know that he's automatically

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trying to associate like what the fuck are they doing now?

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Because you know he's going to blame magic before time.

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It's Batman.

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Superman announces the coming of a gigantic new crisis and rallies everyone to meet him

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in Metropolis.

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In the Chronoscopes with the Linear Men, Waverider reads of the original crisis long forgotten

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to all except the Linear Men.

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Basically nobody knows about it except for the people watching time.

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The Justice Society of America converges upon Hawkman who has summoned them to deal with

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the recently captured Vandal Savage.

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However, Savage is suddenly erased from existence.

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Waverider appears and explains that Savage died because the ancient period he was born

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in was just erased.

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I thought it was gone from the end of time backwards.

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How do you go from that?

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Apparently.

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Like a fucking sandwich on both sides huh?

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Yep.

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Ain't this a bitch?

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He then informs Jay Garrick of the recent death of Olly West combating entropy at Vanishing

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Point which is where it's like outside of time along with the...

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Actually it coming back from the past is even worse because your presence trying to deal

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with it if it gets right through when you're a kid or something, you're gone.

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It's coming from both sides at this point though.

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Shit!

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That's actually worse.

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At Vanishing Point, Extant lords over the unconscious bodies of the Linear Men because

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he just beat them all literally going into their headquarters basically.

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Who did?

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Extant.

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Okay.

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The dude that kind of looks like a spawn knockoff.

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That's what he reminds me of.

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He just walks up and starts whipping ass huh?

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On the core.

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Oh that guy.

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Okay.

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Oh with the little bandolier gun thing?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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So the next part of this we have the Justice Society decides to take the fight immediately

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to its source using their extensive experience with time related problems as an advantage.

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Dr. Fate transports them to the Vanishing Point so where the Linear Men have gotten

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their asses whipped basically.

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Although Wayrider uses Hawkman and Hawkwoman for his own purposes.

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Ew you fucking pervert.

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While traveling to New York City with Metron, because again New York City exists in the

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DC universe even though Gotham exists here.

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I thought it was Chicago more.

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Isn't it?

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Chicago exists though there too.

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Well what the fuck is going on there?

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I mean think about it because if you put them in the same spot in the US where Gotham and

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Metropolis are it'd be like New York City and almost like Boston.

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That's another thing like they got Metropolis like a stone's throw from Gotham.

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Like two massive fucking cities of like completely different architecture and like atmosphere.

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And I'm like why are they so close together?

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Remember Metropolis is supposed to be the city of tomorrow.

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Right and then Gotham is like the city set in time.

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Stuck in the 1940s.

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Yeah and sometimes in the 1990s apparently it just keeps going back and forth.

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With zeppelins and flying cars.

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While traveling to New York City with Metron Superman goes to investigate screams coming

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from Keystone City.

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He's dumb as hell what's he going to investigate?

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I don't know I'm not a detective.

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And he meets up with Impulse if you remember who Impulse is.

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That was the blue one?

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No Impulse is one of the speeders isn't it?

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One of the speeders.

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Okay.

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He's fighting dinosaurs at this point.

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Well damn.

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He enlists the young speedster to join him.

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Outside of the time stream the time trapper reveals to Rock Kryn that he is in fact just

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an older version of himself.

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I'm you but older.

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Basically I'm you but older.

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In New York City the heroes of the world finally converge and join together.

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Superman is elected group leader.

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Oh was it a surprise fucking surprise?

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I thought we kind of knew that was going to happen.

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The Justice Society arrives at the vanishing point and X-Dent is immediately he immediately

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starts blasting them with the chronal energy that he has stored up.

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Basically time energy.

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Look at time juice just starts throwing time.

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He just starts throwing time at him.

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You get some time and you get some time.

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Start doing like a 45 year old man turning into a 92 year old man like oh shit.

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Bam is 107.

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Just collapses.

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Wave Rider shows the two hawks how they are at the center of some of the problems and

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the ramification still caused by the original crisis.

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On Kryn Veraldox of Legion determines that the time stream has fallen apart and sends

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probes into it to investigate.

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In Supertown even the new gods themselves are terrified.

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Supertown.

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I know stupid name.

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Jesus Christ.

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And it's one of the new gods.

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They themselves are terrified of the entropy.

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As Highfather finds himself unable to fill the powers of the cosmos anymore.

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The talk is so terrifying he uses the Omega beams on himself.

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It's like yeah I'm not going to deal with this.

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I'm done.

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I'm done with it all.

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I'm like well damn.

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This is serious then.

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The heroes discuss the chronal disruptions with Wave Rider and whether or not they can

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determine who's real and who isn't.

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Aquaman questions whether or not there could be a singular being of power controlling the

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whole situation.

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That's a good question.

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Yeah.

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Just one omnipotent being.

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Just putting both their fists together in time.

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Just squeezing it down.

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That doesn't seem like logical.

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I'm Aquaman.

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I'm a scientist.

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Well I mean look they just had the crisis on Infinite Earths where the Spectre and Anti-Monitor

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were basically playing a game of arm wrestle.

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So maybe.

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I don't know what the hell is going on.

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Man I would be.

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I'm the type of person that like I hate stuff that happens right.

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Unless I'm in the front lines dealing with it myself.

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I hate being on the sidelines and just waiting like yeah.

360
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You don't want to be that background character that just things happen to him.

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So I guess we can't go to the movies.

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Or the time is disappearing.

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I don't know what's happening.

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Like if a crisis happens I got to be in there on the front lines.

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The Justice Society continues to fight X-Tent but are grossly overmatched.

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He uses his powers to age them at this point.

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So he throws literal time at them.

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The Adam.

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Damn it Robin I'm 97 years old.

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What the hell do you want me to do?

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He needs a colostomy bag and everything.

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Somehow Robin got hit more.

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So he's like 109.

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And Batman is like 73.

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He's like damn it Robin.

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And Batman I'm old as fuck.

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The Adam is outright murdered.

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He just fucking kills him.

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I don't get to be old huh?

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I just get to straight down.

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And Dr. Faith is defeated as well.

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Wildcat and Sandman which is not one of the endless Sandman but the JSA's Sandman.

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That one that only has power for like an hour is that Hourman?

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No that's Hourman.

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You got me for one hour and then I'm out of here.

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Sandman is the one that has the guns.

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Oh god that makes no fucking sense.

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They're aged into withering old men.

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And you remember who Wildcat is?

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Damn it Barnacle Boy we gotta stop this.

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Merman I'm so old.

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From New York, Wave Rider feels the presence of Extant and is able to track him down to

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the Vanishing Point where the linear men were defeated.

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He is too late to save most of the members of the society.

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Why is it called the Vanishing Point?

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Because it's like a time outside of time.

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Oh okay okay.

398
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So it's like a Vanishing Point.

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It just doesn't exist?

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Right.

401
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That's wild okay.

402
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So Wave Rider basically shows up to help the Justice Society.

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For something that doesn't exist everyone's fucking there.

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And I'll keep showing up at the same spot.

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Wave Rider's too late to save most of the members of the Justice Society.

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All of them except for Alan Scott which is the original Green Lantern.

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The one that can't fight wood apparently.

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Yeah.

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It's a down on baseball battle.

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Beat the hell out of me.

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The pencil both beats Hal Jordan and Alan Scott.

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So there's yellow and there's fucking wood.

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All of them except for Alan Scott are aged to old men by Extant's powers.

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A city from the 21st century, home of Booster Gold, appears above New York City and begins

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slowly descending about to crush everything.

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Jesus Christ.

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The news must love being in the DC Universe.

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I've always got news.

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We got some news story for you.

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A city just showed up on top of us and we're going to crush in 20 minutes.

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We're going to die.

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But it slowly descends.

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Check in on News 9 at 5.

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For further updates.

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Metron explains that alternate timelines, past and future, true and false, are all merging

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with the present.

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After putting the Justice Society in stasis to stabilize them, Wave Rider confronts Extant.

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He is shocked whenever Extant unmasks himself and reveals a face identical to Wave Rider's

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own.

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He's a duplicate, basically, Wave Rider.

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Then we go into Crisis in Time 2.

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The recently unmasked Extant explains to Wave Rider that they appear identical because

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he duplicated Wave Rider's powers.

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Extant leaves to coordinate his other machinations and Wave Rider has to transport the horribly

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aged Justice Society back to Earth after they've all been...

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Old as hell, just shitting their diapers and everything.

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Got their depends.

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Oh my God.

439
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How the fuck...

440
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I want to go to Golden Corral.

441
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This is bullshit.

442
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:31,360
No, not Golden Corral.

443
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Cracker Barrel.

444
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It's a Cracker Barrel.

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The hometown buffet.

446
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We gotta get the hometown buffet.

447
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It's almost 8 in the morning.

448
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Gotta get to bed by 6.

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In New York, Metron helps the world's heroes join the party.

450
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He's a great guy.

451
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He's a great guy.

452
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He's a great guy.

453
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He's a great guy.

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He's a great guy.

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He's a great guy.

456
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He's a great guy.

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He's a great guy.

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He's a great guy.

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He's a great guy.

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Metron helps the world's heroes deal with the descending city from the 21st century

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by sending it back to its own period via BoomTube.

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Via BoomTube.

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Wave Rider arrives and reports the most recent damage X-Ten has done.

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Broken, defeated, and hospitalized, the AFA has forced a retreat from the town.

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Fuckin' break their hips just standing up.

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Oh shit.

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Having determined many of their problems are currently in the future, the heroes travel

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to the 31st century accompanying the Legionnaires.

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Before they can find a way to combat the entropy waves, they are all confusingly attacked by

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the Teen Titans.

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The Teamers are being controlled by X-Ten, who was earlier revealed to be their founder

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and mysterious leader using their communicators.

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Dr. Mist is erased from existence in front of the laymen.

474
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Wait, so when they're erased, do you just stop acknowledging them?

475
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That they existed?

476
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I'm trying to remember.

477
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Imagine you're talking to the guy, right?

478
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Like, well, what are we going to do?

479
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How are we going to stop that?

480
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And he disappears, right?

481
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And you're like, well, and he just turns around and talks to someone else.

482
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No, I don't think he's erased from your memory.

483
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He's just erased from time.

484
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Okay.

485
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Like, just gone.

486
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That would be like, imagine that in a sci-fi movie, right?

487
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Like, you have all the top scientists trying to figure out what's going on, and they just

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start, each of them is like, oh, I'm going to go back to the past.

489
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And they're like, oh, I'm going to go back to the past.

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And then you got the morons like me, like, well, all the top scientists are fucking disappearing.

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Just gone.

492
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I guess I like movies where it just keeps like, just shitting in your face over, like,

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continuously.

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And like, there's always a good reason why you win.

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Instead of just like an ex-mocking, like, oh, we just won.

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Like, well, because plot armor says we won.

497
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I like when they, I guess I liked when the other side against the hero because heroes

498
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are by definition heroes.

499
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Right.

500
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So they need as much shit thrown on them as humanly possible.

501
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:48,600
You got to actually have something, there has to be stakes.

502
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Right.

503
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:53,080
And like, even with the new Marvel movies, to me, like those fucking fast movies, like,

504
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oh, I'm good, the family will stop it.

505
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Family.

506
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I'll just leave it to power family.

507
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:06,080
I can sell a fucking truck with my fucking abs because I believe in family.

508
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:08,080
I don't like the fast movies is what I'm telling you.

509
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:13,800
We're going to go to space on a fucking bicycle because we believe in family.

510
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:23,600
We're going to 45 minute rant about Vin Diesel and his shitty movies.

511
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:27,200
Then we go into Riddick.

512
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,920
That was OK.

513
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:33,800
The first one pitch black and the last one Riddick were great.

514
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:34,800
The middle was horrendous.

515
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:39,360
I had to get back to the story and timeline.

516
00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:44,320
Plus, I didn't want to see an ass naked Vincent Vin Vin Diesel to begin with, but I didn't

517
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:47,320
see it in my memory.

518
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:50,760
I got a story like that.

519
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:51,760
Ass cheeks flapping in the wind.

520
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:55,760
I got to get back down to my roots.

521
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:59,400
My ass naked, one with nature.

522
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,520
Oh shit.

523
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:03,560
Go on.

524
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:08,720
Well, with the JSA in the hospital, Alan Scott and Jay Garrick stay in the hospital with their

525
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:09,720
friends.

526
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:12,960
They are told that while Wildcat and Sandman will survive.

527
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:14,520
That was a bad wild walk.

528
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:15,520
That was a bad wild.

529
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,960
Yeah, well, that was a bad phrase to use.

530
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:21,280
Whoever wrote that and Sandman will survive.

531
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:24,520
The doctors were unable to save Dr. Midnight.

532
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:27,760
Garrick decides to pay a call on the specter and ask him for help.

533
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:28,760
No specter.

534
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:29,760
Why wouldn't you?

535
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:31,640
Why did you call him to begin with?

536
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:35,760
Like he's like literally we went over the hierarchy last week.

537
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:37,680
He's one of the most powerful beings.

538
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:39,880
Why would you not call the specter?

539
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:42,400
Apparently they didn't think about it before.

540
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,640
Wouldn't it be like out of existence?

541
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,000
Wasn't it earlier in time?

542
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,720
Wouldn't they have already squeezed him out?

543
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:50,760
Well, the specter is above time and space.

544
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:51,760
Okay, just making sure.

545
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:54,160
So he wouldn't be affected by time or space.

546
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:57,640
So if he deleted all of it.

547
00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:01,480
This crisis basically happens within the or area of worlds.

548
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:04,760
Like if it was the new 52, it'd be those 52 worlds.

549
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:06,920
This is before that concept basically.

550
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:10,520
But the specter is in a level above that.

551
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:15,560
It must be nice not having to deal with existential crisis all the time.

552
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:19,200
Supergirl tries to help Power Girl deal with her pregnancy.

553
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:20,200
But at Force Field...

554
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:21,200
Don't you worry baby.

555
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:22,200
I'll raise that baby with you.

556
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:26,720
They end up in a lesbian relationship.

557
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:29,520
I'm sorry, I'm just fantasizing.

558
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:33,600
But a force field projects from her apparently being generated by the baby itself.

559
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:38,680
Extant gloats over the linear men Matthew Ryder and Leary Lee.

560
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:42,120
God, that's a surprise.

561
00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:46,000
Who appears to have trapped in stasis.

562
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:50,720
He criticizes them for observing time but never using the power they had to attempt

563
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:52,080
to change it for the better.

564
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:57,040
Or to get all the scores so you can win all the championships and make a lot of money.

565
00:26:57,040 --> 00:27:00,560
In the distant past, a group of heroes led by Nightwing trying to help Waverider combat

566
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:06,040
the entropy waves, but are also being set upon by the group of Teen Titans.

567
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:11,480
After Nightwing guesses that the Titans are being controlled, Extant shows up and attacks

568
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:12,480
Waverider again.

569
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:17,080
But it appears not to have Waverider's powers and is apparently a slightly past version

570
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:19,240
of the Extant who recently confronted him.

571
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:21,320
So there's another Extant who just popped out of nowhere.

572
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:38,920
Wave Rider is barely able to send the heroes back to their own time before Extant strikes

573
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:41,600
him down and absorbs him and his powers.

574
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:44,120
The future Extant watches as he does this.

575
00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:48,040
In the 30th century, Metron believes that he has figured out how to stop the entropy

576
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:50,440
using his Mobius Chair.

577
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:56,440
Warman and Captain Atom team up to help make the entropy collapse upon itself.

578
00:27:56,440 --> 00:28:01,000
Pure Quantum Energy ignites the chair and the Boom Tomb opens up within the rift, turning

579
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,400
it inside out.

580
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:06,280
The weight of the Time Stream and the universe collapse, making reality's fabric whole

581
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:08,880
once again.

582
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:13,500
Rock Kren and the Time Trapper arrive to help the heroes return to their own time.

583
00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:17,720
Back in the present, the other heroes are still fighting the Teen Titans.

584
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:22,000
Pure finds himself manifesting new powers, able to sprout weaponry from his armor upon

585
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,440
the Thought Command.

586
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:28,560
Finally, the Teen Titans disappear as the heroes' interference in the 30th century

587
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:34,560
has wiped out the alternate timeline of the Teen Titans.

588
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:39,640
The heroes who were in the future return, including Terra and Mirage, are confused as

589
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:46,400
to why those two still exist, which Batgirl hypothesizes is because they were in temporal

590
00:28:46,400 --> 00:29:03,800
transit at the time.

591
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:07,680
Guy Gardner wonders if the current time fluxes could be used to their advantage to bring

592
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:10,280
back Hal Jordan and the Green Lantern Corps.

593
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:14,660
Elsewhere, X-Tant merges with his past self and angrily wonders how he could be failing

594
00:29:14,660 --> 00:29:29,520
despite his concrete prior knowledge of his success based on previous trips to the future.

595
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:33,600
And then you have a mysterious figure in the 30th century who re-open the rifts of the

596
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:34,600
entropy itself.

597
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:35,600
Again?

598
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:36,600
Jesus!

599
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:40,280
Then we go down to number one.

600
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:44,960
In Coast City, warrior, still Supergirl and Batgirl attempt to escape the entropy, fresh

601
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:46,560
from their own adventure through time.

602
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:49,480
Oh jeez, we just finished fighting time.

603
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:50,480
Exactly.

604
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:51,960
Guess what, let's fight some more time.

605
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:55,160
X-Tant looks at the entropy and wonders how all of this could have been created without

606
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:59,440
his knowledge, because he thought he was the one creating this whole thing, this whole

607
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:00,440
time issue.

608
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:02,280
He thought he was the one doing it.

609
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:03,800
Damn, so it wasn't him.

610
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:08,160
The true hand responsible steps out and reveals himself, Parallax.

611
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:11,200
Parallax is the one doing it all.

612
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:16,640
Parallax tells X-Tant that he has been responsible for all of the chaos and blasts X-Tant into

613
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:17,960
submission.

614
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:21,760
In the 30th century, the Legion of Superheroes stand in their time paradox counterpart.

615
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:25,840
So he just smacked, he hit him so hard he just made him a bottom bitch?

616
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:26,840
Yeah.

617
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:27,840
God damn.

618
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:30,640
It's like, bitch, you thought you were controlling shit.

619
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:34,000
And then just smacked the shit out of him.

620
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:37,000
He's like, oh, I'm sorry daddy.

621
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:41,680
It'd be like butter's bottom bitch.

622
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:42,680
Amazingly.

623
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:49,560
The Legion of Superheroes stand with their time paradox counterparts and the Time Legion

624
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:50,560
is gone.

625
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:53,840
Parallax shows up and murders the Time Trapper again.

626
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:58,640
Gee, that man can't catch a fucking break.

627
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:01,760
In New York City, Wonder Woman helps Power Girl through her pregnancy.

628
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:05,240
And the heroes from the future like Impulse and Booster Gold begin disappearing as the

629
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:07,440
times they've come from cease to exist.

630
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:09,440
That's just a, that's even kind of mean.

631
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:13,360
Like Wonder Woman is like, oh, the women heroes are having to deal with a pregnancy.

632
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:14,720
We gotta deal with the men stuff.

633
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:17,080
That's kind of mean actually.

634
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:18,600
They can't help with the time stuff too.

635
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:21,280
Yeah, because the dudes there don't know nothing about pregnancy though.

636
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:25,720
I mean, to be fair, they don't, you think Batman, push.

637
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:27,000
Probably yeah, he does everything else.

638
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,000
I'm gonna deliver this baby.

639
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000
I can see him doing it.

640
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,000
Basically, yeah.

641
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,000
I need prep time first, hold on.

642
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:38,240
Then you got Jay Garrick, he's basically pleading with the Spectre to get involved in the crisis.

643
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:43,160
As Jay Garrick fades away, the Spectre realizes that there's a human hand coordinate the events.

644
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:48,320
Cause if it wasn't a human created event and it was just natural, the Spectre will not

645
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:51,520
take any action against it.

646
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:55,800
Cause it's like, if this is how things are meant to be, it's basically God's will at

647
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:56,800
that point.

648
00:31:56,800 --> 00:32:00,720
So he won't interrupt that.

649
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:02,040
And tells Jay that he will deal.

650
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:05,080
Let me use that next time I'm late for work, it's God's will.

651
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:08,720
If I was meant to be on time, I would have been on time.

652
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:09,720
And it won't work.

653
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:13,240
It will catch you like, still dock my pay.

654
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:17,640
All right, so you got the Spectre, he's realizing obviously that it's a human hand coordinate

655
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:21,000
the events and he tells Jay Garrick that his death will be avenged.

656
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,320
Thank you, brother, don't you worry.

657
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:24,840
I hate that by the way.

658
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:26,960
Don't avenge my death, save my fucking life.

659
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:29,320
I don't want to be avenged.

660
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:31,640
That's fucking pointless to me.

661
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:33,200
I'm dead.

662
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:37,900
As chaos consumes New York City, Metron takes a slight number of heroes back to the vanishing

663
00:32:37,900 --> 00:32:40,920
point to seek temporary haven where time does not exist.

664
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,040
The most visited place ever in existence.

665
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:46,040
That doesn't exist.

666
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:48,000
They regroup themselves.

667
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,920
Metron along with Superman, Green Lantern, Donna Troy and the Atom.

668
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:51,920
So you're gonna say Donatello?

669
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:54,960
I hope they got Donatello too.

670
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:58,360
They all arrive at the vanishing point and find the linear men still in stasis.

671
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:01,720
Those guys are by the way the most useless people.

672
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:02,720
Pretty much.

673
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:04,440
They introduced them just to be useless.

674
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:06,640
I mean they haven't done a damn thing.

675
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:09,200
They're like just a plot point.

676
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:10,200
Basically.

677
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:14,080
Lacking the ability to travel through time with the precision they require, they intend

678
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:19,840
to convert Matthew Ryder, a man from the future, into Wave Ryder like his counterpart from

679
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:21,160
another timeline was.

680
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:22,240
Good God.

681
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:28,000
Alan Scott and Starman preside over their injured friends in the hospital still having

682
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,880
grown too old to continue his career.

683
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:34,720
Starman passes his legacy onto his son David.

684
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:40,360
Finding them hiding in one of the last remaining pockets of reality, X-Dant brutally murders

685
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:41,360
the laymen.

686
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:42,360
Jesus.

687
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:43,360
They're lame.

688
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:44,360
They're laymen or lame.

689
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:51,400
X-Dant shows up in New York City and confronts the last heroes left alive.

690
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:54,640
Batman is killed as an entropy fissure opens up right on top of him.

691
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:55,640
Damn.

692
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:58,800
So he got like just you're dead like that.

693
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:02,840
I guess it was a way to shock like it just like just happened like in a flash to anybody.

694
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:04,640
Well, you didn't give him prep time.

695
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:05,640
Apparently not.

696
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:09,480
Like if I knew it was there, I would have got a way to but I didn't know.

697
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:11,760
So I didn't.

698
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:16,120
As the heroes prepare a last stand, the new Wave Rider shows up to fight X-Dant.

699
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,600
This is back.

700
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:22,680
The atom tries to get inside X-Dant's head, but instead is aged backwards to 18 years

701
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:23,680
old.

702
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:26,000
So instead of growing older, he grows younger.

703
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,560
Yeah, like he's fucking buff as hell now, probably.

704
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:32,920
Superman engages X-Dant as well, but the mastermind behind the entire crisis reveals himself to

705
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:33,920
everyone.

706
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:37,520
Parallax announces that he has engineered everything, believing that the time stream

707
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:39,880
is not right and has to be changed.

708
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:43,080
But to recreate the universe, he first has to obliterate it.

709
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:48,080
Aren't you Thanos?

710
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:51,000
What's that line from the end game?

711
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:54,280
They'll never know anything was wrong because they'll never know why I fixed the universe.

712
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:55,280
I can't remember.

713
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:56,280
It was a really...

714
00:34:56,280 --> 00:35:00,760
He was telling Iron Man that he was going to reshape the universe in his image the way

715
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:02,360
he wanted it.

716
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:08,480
And they'll never stop me because they'll never know about it.

717
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:09,480
Yeah.

718
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:10,480
Yeah, that's what he was doing.

719
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:11,480
Which is a good line.

720
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:12,480
Yeah.

721
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:16,520
Man, that man can spit out like a goddamn scholar.

722
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:21,200
Alrighty, and now we go to crisis number zero.

723
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:24,680
This is the last one of the series.

724
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:27,640
Parallax explains his plan to some of the last remaining heroes.

725
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:28,920
The great plan explanation.

726
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:29,920
Yeah.

727
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:34,520
Batgirl, Guy Gardner, Alpha Centurion, and Triumph to recreate a better universe for

728
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:37,520
everyone now that he's nearly destroyed everything.

729
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:42,640
He developed his great new powers by absorbing residual energies left over from the defeat

730
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:47,160
of the Anti-Monitor in the first crisis.

731
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:52,600
He journeyed to the end of time where he harnessed entropy and used it to weaken the Link Maintaining

732
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,520
Time's perpetual loop.

733
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:56,520
Vanishing point.

734
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:58,680
We're back there to the vanishing point again.

735
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:03,640
We have Wave Rider, Superman, and the others try to think of different solutions that they

736
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:04,640
can use.

737
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:05,640
Let me punch him in the face real hard.

738
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:06,640
Facing Superman's plan.

739
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:07,640
The hands.

740
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:08,640
Yeah.

741
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:11,840
Let me give him the hands.

742
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:17,680
Also gathered are Captain Adam, Green Lantern, Kyle Raynor, Hawkman, the Ray, Leary Lee,

743
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:18,680
Donna Troy, Green Arrow.

744
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:21,680
I don't know what the hell he's going to do.

745
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:25,760
I'd be there too like, damn, what are we going to do?

746
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:29,960
Parallax begins to recreate the universe beginning by removing the destruction of Coast City.

747
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:30,960
So that's why.

748
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:34,000
Why didn't he just fix Coast City and just let it lie?

749
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:37,400
Because he's going to make him more forget.

750
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:40,360
He also plans to resurrect the Green Lantern Corpse.

751
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:44,100
He even considers setting up an alternate Earth so that the individual heroes can be

752
00:36:44,100 --> 00:36:45,440
happy in their own worlds.

753
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:46,760
There you go.

754
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:48,040
Problem solved.

755
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:51,920
Before he can make any serious changes, the team from vanishing point arrives and Parallax

756
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:53,520
is blasted by Wave Rider.

757
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:57,060
Wouldn't it be an amazing plot twist if that's what actually happened.

758
00:36:57,060 --> 00:36:58,840
He did give them their own universe.

759
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,440
And then like tomorrow they drop an issue, right?

760
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:06,000
Or on Wednesday they drop new issues saying like, they have like Parallax in the background.

761
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,960
It's like someone finally figured it out.

762
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:12,120
Like Batman's been like for years like this, something's not right.

763
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:14,840
It'd be Batman to figure it out first.

764
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:15,840
Probably.

765
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:19,400
As they held their final confrontation, Parallax argues with the group, maintaining that they

766
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:24,240
are all shortsighted and his killing of billions was justified in the name of a better world.

767
00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:26,760
I only heard that one before.

768
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:27,760
Thank you Thanos.

769
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:29,960
You're going to murder billions?

770
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:31,440
I wonder what came first there.

771
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:32,440
What?

772
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:34,000
The Thanos or the Parallax.

773
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,760
Which series took place I wonder first.

774
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:39,520
About, billions will die and who cares.

775
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:46,160
I guess he said like, in the movie he said like, you'll kill billions?

776
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:47,880
Or you'll kill millions?

777
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:48,880
To save billions.

778
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:49,880
Or some shit.

779
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:51,600
I don't know, it doesn't make any sense actually.

780
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:56,240
You're killing half of the world, the entire universe.

781
00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:57,240
That's another thing.

782
00:37:57,240 --> 00:38:00,280
How much of that universe, was it just that one universe?

783
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:01,840
What about the Watchers?

784
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:05,360
I guess because it's only the extent of his own mind.

785
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:09,000
So if he didn't know the Watchers existed he would never have affected him.

786
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:12,080
So it's only, but then again, that's weird.

787
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:14,360
Because in your head, right?

788
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:15,840
In my head, right?

789
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:16,840
I know humans exist.

790
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:18,880
I know Thanos exists.

791
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:20,600
The Guardians of the Galaxy exist.

792
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:24,220
So I'm saying like, half of everything in existence, to me.

793
00:38:24,220 --> 00:38:25,840
Or everything in existence.

794
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:27,040
But didn't he just say all life?

795
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:28,600
Yeah I guess he did.

796
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:29,600
Like half of all life.

797
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:31,600
Oh that's how he did it, yeah.

798
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:32,600
It was life.

799
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:35,880
Because he knew he didn't know enough about the entire universe.

800
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:38,080
He's like, hey half of what's alive.

801
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:40,440
That includes plants and trees.

802
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:41,440
Yeah birds too.

803
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:44,000
In sex, you know everything.

804
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,320
Half of everything.

805
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:47,320
That man will never be tough.

806
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:49,020
I don't care what they say.

807
00:38:49,020 --> 00:38:54,360
The next DC Marvel film is going to be top of, no, Thanos is Thanos.

808
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:58,880
Coming from alternate timelines and having been convinced on the value in Parallax's

809
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:03,560
goals, Alpha Centurion and Batgirl join the X-Stant to fight on his side.

810
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:05,520
So they switch sides.

811
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:06,520
Bitch.

812
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:10,760
To confront Parallax, the Spectre himself arrives and the two begin to duke it out in

813
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:12,880
a fight on cosmic proportions.

814
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:15,640
Let's go!

815
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:21,480
Then we have, while Parallax is distracted, Waverider and the other heroes have gathered

816
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:23,440
to follow his carefully laid out plans.

817
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:24,440
What do we do?

818
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,000
We jump him.

819
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:31,400
Stray energy is drawn from the fight by those capable of absorbing it and using Waverider

820
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:34,960
as a conductor is channeled into damage.

821
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:35,960
Different character.

822
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:36,960
Okay.

823
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:37,960
I'm like, they're just, right, damage.

824
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:39,520
They channel it into more damage?

825
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,560
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

826
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:46,800
As Parallax is about to kill the damage, Batgirl drives in the way and dives in the way and

827
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:49,240
sacrifices herself to save him.

828
00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:54,760
Kyle Rayner comes up from behind to grab Parallax just as Green Arrow resigns himself to putting

829
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,360
Parallax down once and for all.

830
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:57,840
I'm sorry bro, just gotta do it.

831
00:39:57,840 --> 00:39:58,840
I mean, they were best friends.

832
00:39:58,840 --> 00:39:59,840
Oh yeah, Green Arrow.

833
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:01,960
We're gonna travel the country here.

834
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:03,960
Road trip, yo!

835
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:06,560
Green Arrow shoots Parallax through the chest and kills him.

836
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:11,120
Satisfied, justice has been done, the Spectre deliberately pumps more energy into damage

837
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:13,520
until he is unable to control himself.

838
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:18,080
Filled with an overwhelming number of energies on both a cosmic and biblical scale, damage

839
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:21,200
explodes and creates a new Big Bang.

840
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:22,760
Well damn, Spectre.

841
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:23,760
Just take more, bitch.

842
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:24,760
You didn't have to kill him.

843
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:28,880
You can tell the Spectre has no emotion at least.

844
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:29,880
Just like, take some power.

845
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:32,400
Just a matter of fact, basically.

846
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:33,400
Exactly.

847
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:37,600
Wave Rider and the other heroes, having barely escaped by being taken outside of time and

848
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:41,520
becoming anomalies themselves, overlook the new universe.

849
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:46,480
Displaced characters like Alpha Centurion and Batgirl's corpse fade away and X-Dem simply

850
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:47,480
leaves.

851
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:51,040
Imagine going to her world and there's a dead Batgirl.

852
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:52,040
Exactly.

853
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:54,040
What the fuck happened?

854
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:55,040
He'll never solve the mystery.

855
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:56,040
I don't understand.

856
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:58,040
It's just something he can't figure out.

857
00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:00,400
Yeah, like, I don't understand.

858
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:03,880
Wave Rider has everybody safely reinserted back into the moments in the time stream that

859
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:06,860
they came from and the world is completely back to normal.

860
00:41:06,860 --> 00:41:11,600
All of the deaths caused by temporal anomaly are reverted, although those who died of natural

861
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:13,000
means remain dead.

862
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,240
So all the JSA people that had died of natural means...

863
00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:16,240
Of the old age.

864
00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:17,240
Yeah.

865
00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:18,240
That wasn't natural.

866
00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:19,960
They age so quicker.

867
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:23,720
And Wave Rider explains what happened to those who are confused.

868
00:41:23,720 --> 00:41:24,720
Yeah, I'm confused.

869
00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:26,720
I'm old as fuck.

870
00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:33,240
In the meantime of all the death, Power Girl has conceived an infant child, a boy.

871
00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:36,800
As Green Arrow mourns the death of his best friend and the linear men go back to their

872
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:37,800
arduous task...

873
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:38,800
Of doing nothing.

874
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:39,800
Exactly.

875
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:45,280
The time trapper, consistent at the end of time, presides and ponders over the events.

876
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:50,120
We also have a backlash after this crisis.

877
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:51,120
So we have Superman.

878
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:56,640
Shortly after Zero Hour, Superman has recently returned from the dead after the death of

879
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:57,880
Superman.

880
00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:02,520
During the reign of Superman, Metropolis has been destroyed during the fall of Metropolis.

881
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:06,960
He went mad, went to the guardians of the Green Lanterns, took their power and then

882
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:09,040
repeated Zero Hour again.

883
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:10,040
Right.

884
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:16,440
The heroes of Metropolis also met from Otherworld during Worlds Collide, a different entire

885
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:19,080
little mini series.

886
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:23,920
Such as Icon, Hardware, Static and the Blood Syndicate to fight a new supervillain, Rift.

887
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:28,120
Although the events of Worlds Collide were erased from the history during Zero Hour,

888
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:32,160
Metropolis itself wouldn't be restored until much later.

889
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:35,560
During the crisis, Superman encountered a number of alternate realities.

890
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:39,140
He first encounters the anomalies when he runs into a large group of alternate versions

891
00:42:39,140 --> 00:42:41,120
of Batman.

892
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:45,720
Superman also encountered a timeline where his parents, Jor-El and Lara, have been mistaken

893
00:42:45,720 --> 00:42:48,000
about Krypton blowing up.

894
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:53,440
They had lived on and rocketed him to Earth anyway.

895
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:56,360
So they thought Krypton was going to blow up and never did.

896
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:57,360
Damn.

897
00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:00,000
And tried to convince him to come back to live with them.

898
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:03,600
A version of Metropolis appeared in which Superman had never been heard of, but the

899
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:07,100
city was protected by Alpha Centurion instead.

900
00:43:07,100 --> 00:43:11,600
Another timeline featured a small village where Emmet DeVale had become the Kryptonian

901
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:14,280
Rocket before Jonathan and Martha Kent.

902
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:19,160
He killed baby Kal-El and harnessed Kryptonian technology for himself.

903
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:24,080
Superboy Kal-El also ran into an alternate Superboy, the younger version of Superman

904
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:25,720
from the Silver Age.

905
00:43:25,720 --> 00:43:30,680
In the aftermath of Zero Hour, a new character, Conduit, was retconned into Superman's origins

906
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:33,080
during the Conduit Saga.

907
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:37,600
We also have Batman, which was shortly after the crisis Batman had been recovering from

908
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:42,520
Bane breaking his back during Nightfall.

909
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:47,400
You go from the most unbelievable sci-fi world.

910
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:48,400
Superman.

911
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:49,400
Superman ending in the right.

912
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:52,400
He broke my fucking back.

913
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:57,280
This big motherfucking gorilla broke my fucking back.

914
00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:00,880
It just left me laying there in a puddle of pee.

915
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:04,480
He had been recovering his mantle from Asriel.

916
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:08,500
During Zero Hour, despite the fact that his alter ego, Barbara Gordon, had been crippled

917
00:44:08,500 --> 00:44:12,920
below the waist by the Joker years before, an alternate version of Batgirl reappeared

918
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:14,760
active in Gotham City.

919
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:19,480
Alfred Pennyworth was replaced by his Golden Age counterpart, Alfred Beagle.

920
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:20,480
What the who the fuck?

921
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:21,480
What?

922
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:22,480
That was a different Alfred?

923
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:24,480
That was his original name, Beagle.

924
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:26,480
That's fucking stupid.

925
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:30,960
Batman also saw an alternate reality in which his parents, Thomas and Martha Wayne, had

926
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:33,160
not been killed by Joe Chill at all.

927
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:35,120
Although Batman still pursued the mugger.

928
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:38,080
Mugger bitch, I'm still gonna fucking find you.

929
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:39,080
What the hell?

930
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:40,840
He didn't do anything.

931
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:45,360
Tim Drake, Robin, met the original Robin, Dick Grayson, while he was still active as

932
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:46,360
a sidekick.

933
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:47,360
That's cool.

934
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:52,440
Catwoman met a caveman and interacted with the saber tooth tiger during the whole Zero

935
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:53,440
Hour.

936
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:56,440
What do you mean interacted with?

937
00:44:56,440 --> 00:45:02,760
I don't like the sound of that.

938
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:05,520
After Zero Hour, Batman's origins were changed.

939
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:10,840
The mugger who killed his parents was no longer Joe Chill, but an unidentified assailant,

940
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:14,760
and Batman was no longer aware of who was responsible for the murder.

941
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:15,760
This is after Zero Hour.

942
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:16,760
They changed his timeline.

943
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:19,720
Instead of the mugger killed both his parents, they slapped him in the face two times.

944
00:45:19,720 --> 00:45:22,680
They slapped the shit out of him.

945
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:27,520
These changes made the entire Batman Year 2 story apocryphal.

946
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:32,720
Batman no longer a public figure, but was thought of as being an urban legend again.

947
00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:38,920
That's how they ret-called a lot of things.

948
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:42,680
Elements of Batman's origins in crime fighting techniques and in equipment were detailed

949
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:43,960
and clarified.

950
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:49,160
Contrary to her portrayal in Batman Year 1, Selina Kyle no longer had been a prostitute

951
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:50,400
before becoming Catwoman anymore.

952
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:51,400
That was fucking stupid.

953
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:52,400
It really was.

954
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:54,600
It was very stupid.

955
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:59,280
Not ready to fully return to his responsibilities as Batman, Bruce Wayne passed the mantle onto

956
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:01,280
a sidekick, Dick Grayson.

957
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:07,960
Grayson's time as Batman would have been explored in Batman, Prodigal Son later on.

958
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:10,440
We have ramifications for the Justice League.

959
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:14,880
Prior to Zero Hour, Power Girl became pregnant by unclear means.

960
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:17,320
Did anyone explain that?

961
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:19,600
Jesus Christ was reborn.

962
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:24,560
Shortly after the crisis, Justice League International saved humanity from destruction at the hands

963
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:27,760
of the Overmaster and the Cadre during Judgment Day.

964
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:29,760
Ice was killed in the conflict.

965
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:34,240
During the crisis, Triumph, a hero who claimed to be one of the founding members of the Justice

966
00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:39,440
League of America, showed up at the Justice League embassy asking for the JLA's help.

967
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:44,360
Apparently, Triumph had first brought together the original members of the Justice League

968
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:49,400
to combat an alien threat, but had sacrificed himself into the time stream, and had been

969
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:52,320
automatically corrected out of existence after this.

970
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:57,160
Remember that X-Men guy that doesn't, that exists but doesn't exist?

971
00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:59,160
You ever heard of him?

972
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:01,000
You're not talking about Cable?

973
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:02,000
No, no.

974
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,320
He's really obscure.

975
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:08,600
He's an X-Men that his ability is that if people aren't acutely aware of interacting

976
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:14,360
with him, the minute they lose eye contact of him, they forget he exists.

977
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:19,600
And then Charles Xavier has to keep putting mental check marks in his brain to remember

978
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:20,600
him.

979
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:24,800
There is an X-Men that's on the team that no one knows is on the team.

980
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:29,800
If you look it up, it is fucking trippy.

981
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:33,000
After the crisis, there was some reorganization of the league.

982
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:39,040
Triumph and the RAE joined Justice League Tax Force, which Martian Manner was developing

983
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:43,600
more of its own independent team, instead of just being a subgroup of the JLA, Justice

984
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:44,600
League International.

985
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:51,360
Hawkman, Nucleon, and Obsidian also joined the regular JLA.

986
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:54,800
A new Amazing Man debuted recently.

987
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:59,000
He had no powers and they beat the hell out of him.

988
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:02,000
And then we have the ramifications of the Titans.

989
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:06,920
Prior to Zero Hour, the Titans team suffered numerous major changes, including the failed

990
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:08,720
marriage of Nightwing and Starfire.

991
00:48:08,720 --> 00:48:09,720
Damn.

992
00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:10,720
Cyborg's lost a...

993
00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:11,720
He couldn't keep all that?

994
00:48:11,720 --> 00:48:12,720
No.

995
00:48:12,720 --> 00:48:16,520
I mean, he can't be Superman, where he brings back Lois Lane after...

996
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:21,480
And bangs her after 15,000 years.

997
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:26,760
Cyborg's loss of humanity and a sudden power boost for Changeling.

998
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:31,960
As well, it was revealed, but not to the team, that the Teen Titans were actually pawns of

999
00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:32,960
Monarch.

1000
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:39,400
Their past and history is created to play in his schemes and create an army to use later.

1001
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:45,760
During the crisis, the alternate futures that the Teen Titans came from were erased, eradicating

1002
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:51,440
the so-called heroes from the future, save Mirage and Terra, as well as other Titans

1003
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:56,200
found and recruited damage, who were instrumental in saving time.

1004
00:48:56,200 --> 00:49:00,760
After the crisis, Arsenal would form a new team of Titans, recruiting Impulse, Darkstar,

1005
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:06,880
Green Lantern, which is called the Kyle Rainer Green Lantern, Supergirl, Matrix in this one,

1006
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:08,400
Mirage, and Terra.

1007
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:12,040
The latter two would learn that they were actually pawns of the Time Trapper against

1008
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:18,680
Extant, though Terra's exact origins are still unknown, at least at the time of this crisis.

1009
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:24,800
Basically, this whole crisis was set into motion to correct a bunch of fuckery that

1010
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:27,800
had been going on in PC comics.

1011
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:29,360
A lot of fixing to do.

1012
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:30,480
No, I give them credit.

1013
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:33,280
They did have a lot of original ideas in this.

1014
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:38,720
So like, just starting off with labeling the comic books from number four backwards was

1015
00:49:38,720 --> 00:49:41,600
something that nobody else had done.

1016
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:46,400
And a lot of the ideas of like, okay, we're going to erase just time.

1017
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:47,520
We got to fix a lot of stuff.

1018
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:48,920
How do we do it?

1019
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:54,360
Like you get that with Marvel too, I think somewhat, like with, what's it, Kang?

1020
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:55,360
Kang?

1021
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:58,600
Isn't Kang the, yeah, Kang is the Time Trapper.

1022
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:00,600
Kang is the multiversal.

1023
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:02,760
Is he multiverse or is he?

1024
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:10,720
Well, in the MCU, he's, well, the MC, I call it the MCM now, Marvel Cinematic Multiverse.

1025
00:50:10,720 --> 00:50:11,720
Yeah.

1026
00:50:11,720 --> 00:50:14,760
He's, there used to be a multiversal war.

1027
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:15,760
Right.

1028
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:22,080
Between all Kangs or all persons of that lineage or identity.

1029
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:24,060
And eventually one of them won.

1030
00:50:24,060 --> 00:50:26,720
He's oppressed all the other ones and created a one single timeline.

1031
00:50:26,720 --> 00:50:27,720
Right.

1032
00:50:27,720 --> 00:50:29,400
The sacred timeline, the one that we know from the MCU.

1033
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:30,400
Right.

1034
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:35,320
The Thanos stuff, all the Iron Man, Captain America, all that stuff is one linear line.

1035
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:36,600
And then somebody broke it.

1036
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:43,520
Either Loki broke it, Scarlet Witch broke it or Doctor Strange.

1037
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:45,840
Somebody broke the multiverse back open.

1038
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:46,840
This combination of all.

1039
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:49,520
It could be all of them at one time.

1040
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:54,640
That perfect three hits, you know, they, they, it caused a, and now there's a multiverse

1041
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:59,120
and it was just like a, and then the guy that had the sacred timeline, he died, killed by

1042
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:06,880
Loki and that opened up the prison and now there's just a billion fucking Kangs.

1043
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:08,560
Like, oh, the multiverse.

1044
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:11,840
That's how there was three Spider-Men in that last one.

1045
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:13,520
Because before that, it was just that one guy.

1046
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:14,520
Yeah.

1047
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:16,720
Tom Hardy, Tom Holland, my man.

1048
00:51:16,720 --> 00:51:17,720
Tom Hardy.

1049
00:51:17,720 --> 00:51:18,720
That's totally different.

1050
00:51:18,720 --> 00:51:21,760
It's Venom all together.

1051
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:25,720
But yeah, it's, I don't know who the actor is going to be for Kang.

1052
00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:27,760
Well, I guess Kang is dead.

1053
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:28,760
Yeah.

1054
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:32,520
He's beaten by Ant-Man, but there's still more of that type of person.

1055
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:33,520
Right.

1056
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:37,160
I was thinking of it being where he was over just time streams only.

1057
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:38,680
I guess maybe in the comic book.

1058
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:39,680
Yeah.

1059
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:42,400
But then again, I'm going back to the old nineties comics.

1060
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:44,400
I have no clue.

1061
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:46,840
I barely have any clue about any comic books other than the movies.

1062
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:51,320
I mean, the sad thing is, is whenever this comic book came out, I was like three.

1063
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:58,120
It's a long time, but the storylines I think are a lot better from the older series because

1064
00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:02,680
I actually had to put some effort into it instead of just randomly writing shit, which

1065
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:07,920
now there's been so many crisis from DC comics that there are no more characters like Parallax

1066
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:12,640
where it's like, you don't, what I like about it too is you don't have Parallax revealing

1067
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:15,400
himself from the very beginning.

1068
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:17,640
It's like a couple of issues in, and then you finally-

1069
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:19,120
Like what is like three in?

1070
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:21,120
Is that a surprise?

1071
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:22,120
Surprise, bitch.

1072
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:25,920
And then the person that thought he was doing all the damage.

1073
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:28,360
It's actually just taking it up the butt.

1074
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:29,360
Pretty much.

1075
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:30,360
This whole time.

1076
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:35,320
It made my booty hurt all the time for some reason.

1077
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:37,360
But that is everything I've got on this.

1078
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:43,040
I hope you guys enjoyed Zero Hour, the Crisis in Time.

1079
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:48,440
If people actually like it, we can go over a couple of the other big world ending things

1080
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:50,560
from DC comics or Marvel either way.

1081
00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:51,560
It's universe ending.

1082
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:52,560
Mm-hmm.

1083
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:53,560
Basically, yeah.

1084
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:57,200
The whole world ending kind of gone away.

1085
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:58,200
Yeah.

1086
00:52:58,200 --> 00:52:59,200
They want to do everything.

1087
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:03,480
It's like damn, because if it's a world ending, you just leave the planet.

1088
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:05,240
So let's go live on the moon.

1089
00:53:05,240 --> 00:53:06,240
Yeah, that's true.

1090
00:53:06,240 --> 00:53:07,240
That's true.

1091
00:53:07,240 --> 00:53:10,960
But that is everything I got and anything else to add before we head out?

1092
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:11,960
No.

1093
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:12,960
All right.

1094
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:24,160
I'll see you guys on the next one.