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We're going to look up, find out where all the Pokemon are and the video game South Park,
the Sticker Truth.
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So South Park, the Sticker Truth came out like in 2014, I think, and I played the fucking
shit out of this game.
I've done more in this game than any other game I've ever played.
Like I've played this game.
I've beaten it to completion at least 15 times.
It's just that good of a game.
It's South Park.
It's South Park, but a video game and you get to be in the game.
One of the fun things about the game or the funnest thing is traveling around and making
new friends.
Because if you make enough friends, you become you get an achievement.
And so one of them is being more popular than John Lennon, I think.
It's been a while.
I don't remember the actual achievement.
And the one above that is more popular than Jesus.
That is if you make friends with every single person in this game.
One of those friends is the Chimpokomon Toy Company.
In order to make friends with them, you need to collect all 30 Chimpokomon.
And they are, some of them are easy to find, and then there's some you can completely miss
and you're just like racking your brain and you'll never find them again because they're
completely missable.
So let's start and I'll tell you where they all are.
So let's start with the first one.
First one is a penguin.
That's a pretty much like a penguin without the U. So it's like Penjin.
You can find this one in Carmen's garage.
Very simple.
Just go in the garage.
I think it's locked.
You have to find the key in Carmen's room or his mom's room.
Her mom has a lot of dildos in there, too.
You get the key and you can open the garage and penguins right there like the horse.
She is basically after that's a choo choo.
And the zoomie, you can find that one in Butters house.
Well, by Butters house in a tree.
You actually see it during the intro of when you meet Butters, but you can you can interact
with it after you get a little projectile attack.
You have to shoot it out of the tree.
After that, you got a fat dactyl.
It's just like a fat pterodactyl instead of aerodactyl.
Yeah, basically.
So you can find this one above the ticket, but this one's kind of hard to miss or it's
hard to see.
Actually, it's above the ticket booth in the theater by that annoying guy.
So I was like, you guys can't see this movie.
This movie's rated R. Fuck you.
So you can you can find it there.
You can even shoot him, too.
Just shoot it out of the top and it'll drop back down.
The next one is Phyllo-Phylosarap-Rapstar.
Phyllo-Phylosarapstar.
Yeah, it's it's it's outside.
It's in the window outside of Tolkien's house.
So it's on the the upper left window.
The windows open.
You can just sit and see.
You can see.
No, I know.
I know.
I know what you're going to say.
Out of all the characters?
All the characters get the rap star.
It's going to be the black kid.
Yes, I understand.
I'm way ahead of you.
But yes, Tolkien has that one.
So I guess you're basically stealing his toy.
Yeah, just taking it away from him.
All right.
After that, this one's missable.
So you got to get this one when it when it's there.
It's a roid rat.
This is probably the coolest one.
It's like just a buff fucking rat.
It is buff.
It is like built like a tank and it's in the attic of the giggling donkey.
And you can only get to the attic during the mission when you fight the bard.
So if you miss it, there's no way to go back.
You're stuck.
You have to get to start the game over.
And their save system is weird.
So you can't like save it before that and then go back.
Like it's like one save and like two autosaves.
And then after that, the earliest autosave will be like way after that.
So it's like, well, fuck.
Next one is Stigmata, which is a weird one.
It's like Stigmata, but it's Steg.
So it's like a Stegosaurus with Stigmata.
This one is in Kyle's garage and you got to get the key from his parents' room.
No dildos in that one.
Apparently not.
The parents don't get that friggy.
Well, no, she's just a bitch.
Yeah, there's a whole spunk for it.
Next one is a Brassori.
Broccasori.
Yeah, broccasori.
It's like a broccoli.
You can find this one outside the Tower of Peace.
You got a sma- it's in a lantern.
It's actually real easy to miss.
Right outside the Tower of Peace on the right side is a lantern.
One of those like big old lights and spotlights.
You shoot it, the shit drops out.
Good to go.
The next one is Gunrilla.
This one's cool too.
It's just a gorilla with a fucking machine gun for a hand.
This one's missable.
It's in the secret meeting room when they are discussing how to deal with the Nazi zombie
problem.
And then the Nazi zombie comes out of a fucking cabinet and eats them all or some shit.
I can't remember.
You got to- it's on top of the cabinet.
Next one is Donkey Tron.
This one's interesting.
It's in the school kitchen during the mission where we have the civil war between Kyle and
Cartman.
You can pick which side you want to go to.
Depending on what side you pick, the person over the intercom starts saying horrible shit
to you.
And Cartman, he was like, come on, I thought we were buddies, come on, don't do this.
And Kyle's like, you're making a mistake, new kid.
So it's fun to do both of them, just see what they do or what they say.
You have to light the stove first on fire and throw a fart at it and it fucking explodes.
The toy's 100% okay.
Beetlebot, another missable one.
What happens when you go to bed, after you have a mission throughout the day with the
kids, you go to bed and weird shit happens to you.
You get a gnome trying to steal your underpants, you get into a fist fight with him, or you
end up getting abducted by aliens.
They happen on both, two different nights.
I think it's only two things that happen, the gnome's and the, I don't remember a third
thing which should have been cool.
But the UFO one is when you first meet the Nazi zombies, and I swear to you, I think
they took the actual audio clips of Hitler and put it on this zombie.
The way it sounds, it sounds like audio footage of something else.
Like he's reading Mein Kampf?
No, he's doing a speech.
Like the actual audio of one of his speeches.
Basically yes, I'm like this sounds real familiar.
From history channel videos I used to watch.
Not like when Cartman got all the people to go watch The Passion of the Christ?
No, that was Cartman being, that was completely different sounding.
So right before you fight the boss, which is basically, he's dressed up like a fucking
jet pilot, like one of those like airline pilots.
This is what he's dressed up, it's an alien but he's dressed up like an airline pilot.
Right before you go in there, there's a bunch of TVs on the right side corner and it's hiding
in one of those, in between those TVs you can get it then.
You can't go back, that fucking spaceship crashed into the ground, so you can't go
back.
By the way, they ain't gonna pull the fuck out of you.
You gotta like crunch your butt cheeks and break the probe.
That's how you escape that mission.
Next one's called the SNACAT.
It's like S-N-A, cat.
SNACAT.
It's kind of hard, like it just doesn't roll off the tongue very well.
That one's on the tree outside of City Hall.
It's very missable.
If you're not really paying attention to your surroundings, you're gonna miss a lot of these.
The next one is, god, it's Fetus Swamy.
It's like a little fetus, yeah.
This one can be missed too.
Right when you blow up this turret, it's gonna be sitting right next to it.
But because you've been fighting all this stuff, you don't even really acknowledge
it.
But it's right there.
The next one is Mousetick.
This one's in the girls clubhouse, which is the girls bathroom in the park.
You have to go into the, once you meet them in their little lair, that's when you can
pick it up.
After that, it's a shoe.
It's just like a fucking shoe.
This one's missable too.
You need to use an anal probe to go up to this top of Clyde's tower and it's sitting
up there.
I've missed this like four times.
I've been looking, I looked for this one.
This was the one that I couldn't find.
Instead of doing those back in the day where you didn't do, well 2014's not back in the
day.
But I didn't really do any YouTube walkthroughs.
I did all this stuff on my own.
I figured it out all on my own.
And the shoe was the one that took me forever to find.
I'm like where the fuck is this last one?
So there you go.
The shoe's on top of it.
Like right before you go into the final fight with Clyde and Chef, it's up there.
Don't go into the building.
Don't go into the fucking room though.
It'll do a cutscene.
You can never go back.
Next one is Farris Snarf.
Farris Snarf, this one's in Mr. Hankey's storage unit.
He has a terrible hoarding problem.
And you can see it when you go to his fucking storage unit, it is fucking packed with just
garbage.
Like garbage from like decades ago.
Next one is Flowerpotamus.
You can find this basically just on the shelf at Skeeter's Bar and Cocktails.
Just in the bar.
It's like we don't like your kind around here.
For some reason that guy just like said that to everybody.
It doesn't matter what you look like if I don't like it.
He said we don't like your kind around here.
This next one's interesting.
This one's a Cosmonaut.
This one's in a UFO in Stark's Pond.
So you go to the ocean.
You use the anal probe.
After you do the anal probe thing, you have an anal probe in your ass the whole time.
And it lets you teleport from location to location.
Use the anal probe to teleport into the submerged UFO.
And it's in there.
Next up is Van Porco.
He's in the community center.
You gotta use the anal probe to teleport to the basketball court behind the community
center.
And it's sitting back there.
Next one is Accountant Fish.
This one's in the vent in the South Park Gazette.
Just like a little news.
It's like a random building.
There's nothing special about it but that.
You break the vent.
You have to snort gnome dust to get miniature.
I tell you these weird things.
It's normal in the game.
But you're like you gotta snort what?
To do what?
You snort gnome dust to get small and you can go into the vent.
It's not white powder.
It's something.
Your character goes like.
And it fucking shrinks down.
Next one is Munkay.
This one's in Butters room.
Munkay.
After that is Rue Star.
This one's in Professor Chaos' lair.
You gotta get the key in it from Butters room.
Then go to the storage center and find fucking his lair.
And he'll be like oh this place is gonna blow up in five seconds.
And after the countdown, nothing happens after the countdown.
So you just wander around.
This one is Rabbit Tech.
This one's in the evidence room in the police station.
Second floor.
You gotta go up to the second floor of the police station to get it.
Easy to get.
After that is Lamp-Tron.
This one I missed too.
It's in the Tower of Peace behind a wall that you can destroy.
And then you get up and he's like on a little like perch.
Like one of those bird little swings.
And I've missed it like four times as well.
And then I went down my walk and threw it away.
What is that?
And I found him by accident.
Next one is Bieber-Saurus.
It's Justin Bieber as a dinosaur.
This one's in the sewers by the crab people.
Yeah you gotta go to the sewers and find it.
Next one is Gerbatoad.
This one was sitting there for like ever.
And it was the second playthrough that I saw it.
It's sitting right next to Mr. Hanky's house.
You go down to the sewers and meet Mr. Hanky.
You know that shit with a Christmas hat on?
Mr. Hanky the Christmas shit?
Yeah.
And it's sitting right there next to him.
I thought it was like something related to him or something.
But it's just a fucking Pokemon.
Next one is Turbobind.
No, Terry Bow-bind.
And you have to get small again.
It's outside the coffee shop of the Tweak Brothers coffee.
It's underneath the bed.
You gotta get miniatures.
You gotta soar some more gnome dust.
Get tiny and then you can go underneath the bench and grab it.
Go for gnome.
Or no, go for mon.
He's in the last stall of the toilets in the community center.
Very easy to find.
Next up is Poodlesaurus Rex.
This one's in the air duct during the...is this the second or the first?
You have to shoot down the vent.
No, it has to be...this is after the abduction because you need the antiprobe.
You shoot the vent during the Civil War and you gotta teleport up to the vent and then
it's gonna be sitting up in the fucking rafters or some shit.
Next up is Pterdarken.
I forget how this one's called.
It's P-T-E-R-Darken.
Pterdarken, I guess.
It's like a gothy...I don't know.
This one's on the...actually I missed this a few times too.
It's on the second floor during the Civil War.
If you don't go all the way to the right and check the very back of the hallway, after
you fight these two brothers...so we're bad guys...you fight these two brothers and after
you beat them, if you go left, you end up going to the final phase of this mission where
you fight Carmen or Kyle.
But if you beat them and then you go right, you go all the way back to another hallway
and it's in one of those locker rooms.
I never went backwards until my exploration...when you play a game the first time, you just play
it for fun to get the atmosphere, ambiance of it.
The progressive playthroughs are the study playthroughs.
So after my next playthroughs, I found this one too.
And last one is Furry Cat.
Furry Cat.
Yeah, it's just a little green cat, I think.
It's right next to Kyle's house.
There's a path going upwards.
You go to the right of that little path, there's a bunch of little logs, you smash the logs
and it's sitting behind a tree.
Very simple.
So there you go.
That's all the chimpokémon.
If you've had trouble looking for them, you're welcome.
I'll probably talk about the classes of the Stick of Truth.
There were four classes and they were fucking hilarious.
But you still have Mk and then you have Mr. Hankey stuff.
Yeah, Mr. Hankey.
Mr. Hankey was funny because when you meet him in the sewers, you find out that he has
a wife, which I didn't know because I guess you've seen it in an episode, early episode,
but I didn't see that episode before I saw the game.
And Mr. Hankey is like, he's arguing with his wife, right?
They're arguing.
And then he's like, he liturgy, like, will you excuse us a second?
They go back in the house like, you fucking bitch, you ever do that in front of my friends?
I'll fucking kill you.
And I'm like, oh shit.
He's just fucking cussing her out.
While he leaves his shit and stuff all the way.
Basically.
And then he wants you to go find the rest of his kids.
He's got three kids you gotta go look for.
He's like, help me sir, I'm just a piece of shit.
Help me.
You gotta find the little turds.
Yeah, basically, he's all his children.
It's fucking hilarious.
It's a great game.
It's not as good as the fractured butthole because that game is deep, but it's close
enough.
So you don't have the regression and all that kind of stuff from what's his name?
Mr. Mackey, where he brings out all the kids with different labels on their shirts.
No.
Come in regrets.
Come on.
Oh, that guy.
No, he wasn't.
Come on, depression.
He wasn't that integral to the plot in that one.
Like for Randy, he showed you the final level of fart-fu or some shit.
Like you have superpowers to fart.
My god, that farts incredible.
Hell, in the fractured butthole, your parts are so powerful you can travel back in time.
It's true.
I'm like, Jesus.
Although one of the funniest parts about the fractured butthole is the Satan critters.
When you fight them?
Like the Christmas critters.
Let me tell you, when I first fought him the first time in my newbie phase, they fucking
tore me apart.
I was like, I could not, even with Santa Claus' help, I could not figure out what to do because
they were just like in that perfect spot.
I couldn't keep him healed.
Santa Claus was getting knocked out.
I was like, fuck, this is strategically advantageous to myself.
You got to pray to Jesus.
Pray harder.
And then you get Santa Claus instead and all his reindeer are dead.
I was like, oh my god.
He pulls out a baseball bat.
Oh, here we go.
Who the fuck called Santa down from the sky?
It's funny, first playing that game, all these missions were progressively more difficult
on the fractured butthole.
And then with my skill getting better and better, I could play that game on the hardest
difficulty with very little actual difficulty.
I'm like, man, you just got to get good.
If you could beat Morgan Freeman, the hardest boss of that game on mastermind difficulty,
then you're good.
Morgan Freeman, though.
Morgan, I'm about to beat your ass, new kid.
Get another freckle from stomping the shit out of you, new kid.
You don't want this.
Fight with me, new kid.
Walk away.
I think it gives you like one chance to walk away when you hit him.
So when you hit him twice, he's like, all right, new kid, you asked for it.
He's so powerful.
He can fart his younger self to help him, aid him in battle.
So now you got to fight a young Morgan Freeman.
I'm Morgan Freeman as a child, new kid.
Those are wonderful games, though.
They're too good.
I'm going to play them tonight, actually.
The stick of truth and yeah, the classes.
There was only four, but man, they are, man.
Let me show you.
I'll tell you.
There's a warrior, thief, mage, Jew.
That's the fourth one.
Let me be honest.
That's the class I picked because he had a fucking phenomenal attack that was to me,
OP.
And it was called the sling of David.
All he would do was he would put you'd put a rock into a fucking sock.
You spun it around and you fucking flung it at someone's face.
And if you leveled it up to the final phase four of it, it would ricochet and hit another
opponent.
So the best it was the best for fighting Nazi zombies because Nazi zombies, when you knock
them down, they can regenerate and get right back up.
But if you knock them down while they're down, they retreat.
That was the only way to fully beat them.
So if I'd knock one down, I'd have to waste another turn to.
But you know, they put that in there because I knew people would exploit that.
So it's a Jew fighting against the Nazis.
Amen.
And we did really well.
It worked well.
It worked well because they because I didn't have to waste.
I could only I only had to use one move and I could just hit the hit to the guy, the guy
that was down and they would hit the guy that was still standing and just fucking.
By the way, that was a Nazi zombie cats.
If I had to say the most powerful villain or enemy in that game, don't fight.
You have to be very careful with the Nazi on the U.F.
That's the first Nazi zombie you run into because he has this fucking attack that he
buffers.
He has this ability that buffers him like a fucking metapod.
And he just keeps like and like you start doing like minuscule damage.
He's like 300 something health.
You start instead of doing like 50 60, you start doing one, two, three damage and the
fight goes on for fucking ever.
If you're not careful, this motherfucker somehow buffered himself.
I was in power.
I don't know what the fuck I was doing.
I think I was healing.
I thought like, let me heal myself because my last fight I got beat up.
I think I can't remember.
I don't know if damage carries over the next fight encounter, so I could be wrong.
But I was doing something and he fucking shielded up like three or four times.
And I was like, man, I was doing three damage every hit as hard as I could hit him.
So believe me, when you fight that here, just fucking light them on fire.
Nazi zombies have a weakness to fire.
Just light them up.
Basically.
Yeah.
So you do fire damage plus the blood physical damage you do with your weapon and always
use the fucking strong attack.
Don't use that double a attack.
It's stupid.
Use the one hit like they do this thing like, oh, you can have you can do three hits with
like a standard attack, right?
Yeah.
Or do one heavy hit.
Always do the heavy hit.
Always do the heavy hit unless it's a Nazi zombie that you need to because you know the
first hit will knock him down.
The second hit will be able to one.
Now you can just heavy hit him and you hit him so hard he fucking runs away.
And protect yourself from bleed damage because believe me, you take enough bleed damage,
right?
You get like cut like and it stacks like you get bled.
They get a bit like times four and then on your next and you fucking die like half your
health gets gone and you're dead.
You've definitely played enough over to know this.
Yeah.
Butters.
Unless you go to Canada, then you need Cartman.
His attacks have a tremendous AOE effect.
Like he's got these fire fart attacks that can wash away the whole enemies.
I always say Cartman to Canada with me.
He is Canada.
That and hippie?
Yeah, he's hippies too and homeless people.
It's funny because as much as they put into South Park of him hating Kyle because he's
a Jew, right, and he's done some horrible things to the Jews.
He still hates hippies more.
Like I can't see hippies.
Like he can be around Kyle.
He can not be around a hippie at all.
He is mad.
Oh yeah, by the way, his health is horrendous.
So you know, don't expect him to tank two hits.
He can barely take two or three.
Like in the show, you hit him once and he cried.
He can't handle, he can't take, I don't think anything could take a lot of hits.
Yeah.
And the worst companion is probably Jimmy.
Aside from his fucking brown note attack, which he has made me shit one time in our
boss fight.
He doesn't only have a lot of, I don't know, maybe I don't use him right, but he's terrible.
Are you saying this because he's handicapped?
No, I'm saying because he's fucking terrible.
He would tell stupid jokes the entire time.
If he wasn't, handicap has nothing to do with it.
He is just horrendous to play with.
What about Timmy?
Timmy is not on there.
I'm just saying if you had to choose between Jimmy or Timmy.
It depends.
Timmy, well, Timmy doesn't have any abilities in the game, so I can't really.
They made him the professor X equivalent in butthole.
Well, that's in butthole.
He was like nothing in this other one.
I don't even know if he's in the game.
Yeah, well, yes, he is.
He's the fast travel guy.
Yeah.
He's like, come on, get on this horse.
He is in the game, never mind.
When you first meet him, right?
In the distance, you hear horses hollering ass, right?
Yeah.
And then it comes up and it's just like Jimmy with a horse picture on the side of his wheelchair.
He's like, Timmy!
That's one of the funniest things.
Anyway, I'll probably get into this game a lot more, so buckle up.
Cool.
But for next week, we're going to do Blue Mountain State.
All right.
Anything else to add before we go?
Um, be careful what doors you open.
You might watch a guy fucking a horse.
We'll talk to you guys later.
Bye.