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This is what we are covering tonight.

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The tragedy of Gary Bowser.

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That's a real name, yes.

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Let's get into this.

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So this is, I've seen this on YouTube by a lot of people talking about it.

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And I just, I recently read the article.

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Yeah.

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Pretty much a couple hours ago.

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It's on IGN.

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It came out on the 20th and it was, oh no, it came out on the 18th and updated on the

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20th of April.

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So it's very, fairly recent.

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So the title is, Nintendo hacker Gary Bowser released from prison, still owes millions.

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Oh God.

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Yeah.

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Basically, so here's the whole story.

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This guy named Gary Bowser was part of a group called Team Executor and they were a mod team.

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They would create these little chips that would allow you to mod your pretty much a

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prison break.

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I think that's what it's called or no jailbreak.

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Yeah.

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Your switch so it can play pirated games on it.

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Right.

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And they made millions on this and Gary reportedly from a different report said that he only

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made about 300K over like seven years doing this.

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He was, he said he had a smaller role than the two main guys, that he was just a marketing

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and PR manager.

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And of course, Nintendo being Nintendo, they went after the whole team.

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Right.

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Because they don't want them jailbreaking their Nintendo switch.

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Yeah, but God, Nintendo is so fucking ruthless in general.

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Nintendo is a brutal man.

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You can't mod, you can't promote, you can't stream.

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You can't talk about it, you can't look at it, you can't.

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And their hardware usually is a, not even like, it's years behind of everything.

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Well you've heard that story about the, the Wii, whenever they got that, whenever they

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first made it, it was just, whenever they, when they sent the stuff to developers, it

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was only a modified GameCube.

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The Wii was just barely a GameCube?

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Yes.

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It was a modified GameCube.

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They didn't even have the hardware of the Wii when they sent it to developers.

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Oh, that's fucking stupid.

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It was a concept of the Wii.

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It didn't have wireless controllers.

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It had wired controllers at the time.

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It didn't have, it was literally, it had GameCube controller plugins inputs for the developers

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to use.

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And if you have an original Wii from whenever it first came out from Japan, underneath the

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outside cover on the top, if you take it off, it's got GameCube controller inputs.

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Oh, that's why that was there.

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Okay.

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I wonder what the shit that, what that fucking stuff was.

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They were GameCube inputs.

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So Nintendo's its own.

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Nintendo don't give a fuck though.

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No they don't.

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They got so much money coming out of Pokemon.

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Pretty much.

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They're like, oh, whatever.

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I'm somewhere behind.

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We're still winning.

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I mean, it's like with Konami, isn't it?

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Yu-Gi-Oh for Konami.

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I think, yeah.

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Cause in the back it says Konami.

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Like they're still making money off of that.

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Yeah.

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So, okay, so the Nintendo came down on the entire team.

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Right.

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And let me go through this article here.

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Where's the part?

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So back in, this happened back in 2020.

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So three years ago, Bowser, Gary Bowser, like of all the names you could be named and of

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all the games you could be monetized or, you know, systems you could be messing with.

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It had to be the one with the actual mascot.

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So that's probably another reason they went after him.

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Or his asshole open cause his name was Bowser.

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But I had to change his name.

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Yeah.

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Like I said, that's probably why they went after him.

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It's like, oh, he's got the last name too.

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Huh?

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Okay.

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So I'm about to sue him for his name.

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Jesus.

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That's what I'm saying is ruthless as Nintendo is.

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So he was indicted along with Max.

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I'm a butch.

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He bought these names.

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Match Luron and Yao Ning Chen.

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They were part of the, he said that they were the main guys.

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Right.

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And but they couldn't get either of them.

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Bowser was the only one that was indicted or convicted.

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Chen was a Chinese national so they never arrested him.

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And Luron was, it wasn't extradited to the US.

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So they just got Bowser.

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He was charged with 11 felonies.

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Fuck.

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Including wire fraud, conspiracy to circumvent technological measures, trafficking and circumvention

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devices and conspiracy to commit money laundering.

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But he only pleaded guilty to two of them.

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But money laundering?

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I don't know.

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I don't know what that, I guess because you're getting money off of illegal goods.

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But hey man, I don't work for Nintendo.

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Damn.

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They like, they went after him hardcore, didn't they?

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They sentenced him at first to a $4.5 million fine.

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Oh my God.

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Then later they added an additional $10 million fine plus 40 years in jail.

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No, no, sorry.

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40 months in prison.

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Did I say 40 years in jail?

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Fuck.

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They're really, it's like they wanted to lock Bowser up.

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Here's my thing, right?

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Either find me an unbelievable amount of money or put me in prison.

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Don't do me both.

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Don't do me, don't do me on either, both sides.

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And you said a 40 month?

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They gave him the split roast.

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Jesus.

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A 40 month stint?

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Yeah.

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But he got, he got out early for a good behavior.

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Good behavior.

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And I keep my head down if I don't.

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40 months, so that's almost three and a half years.

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So that's, he got, he barely got out earlier this year, I think.

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So he pretty much just did his little stints anyway.

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So now, so he owes him $14.5 million.

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You're never going to pay that off.

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And in prison, he had a job at the library, the prison library.

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He was making like enough money to pay him back and he paid him back $175.

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They're never going to get that money.

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They don't want, they don't give a damn about the money.

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No.

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It's all about the message.

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It's like, it's like Joker.

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It's not about the money.

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It's about the, what did he say?

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What did he say when he had all that pile of money?

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He said it.

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You're talking about the pile that he burned?

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Yeah.

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It's not about the money.

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It's about sending a message or something like that.

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Yeah.

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That's pretty much, that's pretty much Nintendo.

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God, that's, you know, you probably don't know who he is, but Alex Jones.

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Yeah.

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He, they were trying to take him to court at one point earlier this year, I believe,

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but they, the court ruled against him for billions.

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Amen.

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Like, bro, he ain't got no money.

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How the fuck?

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He paid more, like they ruled more against him and that than like Pfizer even got.

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It's like, how the hell?

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Amen.

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I give me something.

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You got to hit him hard.

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I guess.

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Unless you're Bill Gates.

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Even Bill Gates would be like pulling on his fucking, God on his collar, like, God, thanks.

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You got Elon.

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He's like, damn, that's a lot of money.

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The worst part is, okay, okay.

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So he owes him money.

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Right.

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And he knows he's never going to be able to pay it off.

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And he's out of jail now.

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He's got to find a job.

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They are now, they're allowed to deduct from his paychecks, 25 to 30% every month on top

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of taxes.

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God.

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That's almost like having a fucking kid.

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Not even having a kid.

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So he's like, his life is done.

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And it's in perpetuity until he pays it off.

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Right.

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God, I hope not.

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If Nintendo goes after their kids too, how brutal would that be?

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Say, well, your dad's dead, but guess what?

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Nintendo's here.

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God.

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So that's, that's his math.

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Like he's going to have to start working under the tables at some like.

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Well, that's the only way, that's the only thing he's going to do.

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Yeah.

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To make some extra money for himself because.

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I'm not going to come down on him for that because.

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God, Nintendo just.

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So yeah.

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So basically you got the 25, 30% being taken, right?

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Yeah.

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Plus whatever taxes is, which is usually another 25 to 30%.

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So you're losing half your paycheck that you already made.

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More than fucking half.

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Yeah.

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Like 55, 60 almost.

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Yeah.

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So you're like, that's like.

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And if you're working on like McDonald's or something.

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Shit.

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Like 57 hour shifts.

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Cause he's what?

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Got a felony at this point.

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Oh yeah.

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He's a felon.

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So.

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Like 11 of them.

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So I mean, unless you got like a, some kind of connection to work at a big company.

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Yeah.

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So you're fucked.

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Where you can like make a decent amount of money that it's not that big of a, but I mean,

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I mean, how do you tell your kids like, Hey, you guys wanted a Nintendo switch for Christmas?

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Well, yeah, I can't afford one now.

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You know for a fact, he's never going to buy that shit.

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Hey man, Mario games are still good.

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We pirate in.

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You better not.

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I don't want to fuck them over in the first place.

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He'll go, he'll buy one of those emulators.

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The one I'm mad about is that the other two guys.

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They're never ex, they were never extradited.

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They're scot-free.

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Cause they're Chinese nationals.

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I would be fucking pissed.

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Oh yeah.

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It reminds me of my cousin and all his friends went out to some, uh, backwoods out in the

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city to go to see them gone in town and they, they stopped at, they got lost.

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So they stopped at this like abandoned gas station and this 16 year old was like, man,

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I'm gonna kick this door in.

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He kicks the gas station door in, right?

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Then the fucking police roll up and arrest everybody, but the guy that kicked the door

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in cause he was underage.

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I was like, it's basically that.

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So Gary, Gary Bowser is just getting raked over pretty much.

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Yeah.

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Well, let's be fair.

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The people that live in China probably don't have much better with just Chinese in general.

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Man.

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And if that was his meme, uh, well, hang on.

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I'll take that back.

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If China finds out that they were pirating stuff from other countries and we're on the

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internet when they weren't supposed to be, they might have it worse than Bowser.

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Hey man, you never see these people again.

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Sometimes that's what I'm saying.

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They may have not been extradited, but God bless America.

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Or you just owe money, but not your life.

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Yeah, brother still be at least at least see if I'm alive, right?

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Like I'm broke.

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I got a shitty apartment, but I can go see the Mario movie.

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Well, I'm sorry, Gary Bowser.

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We're laughing at you.

267
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But come on, man.

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What were you thinking?

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You can't go, but you can't go over against Nintendo or Disney.

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All like those two.

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Yeah.

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Those two you do.

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Oh my God.

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Be funny.

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It would have made it worse if he was, uh, pirating Disney games on the Nintendo switch

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and I both fucked him up.

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I read it in Mickey Mouse.

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Yeah.

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They would have tore his asshole open.

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Winnie the Pooh since they make so much money.

281
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God, Winnie the Pooh is like number two under Pokemon.

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God, I forgot how much, like $72 billion.

283
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I know.

284
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Fucking Winnie the Pooh.

285
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And uh, does he at least get free tickets out of the Mario movie now?

286
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He's paid him already.

287
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Probably not.

288
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He's probably barred from going to see him.

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Like the one movie he can't see.

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I heard that movie is fucking galled.

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I wish I didn't work seven days a week.

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I go see it.

293
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You'd be like, I'd be star like, he's my hero, bro.

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I'm short.

295
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He's short.

296
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Mario.

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He's a man.

298
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So, uh, it reminds me of a meme.

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How cold Nintendo is.

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I don't know if the story, like, it could have just been a made up story.

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This little kid, uh, well it is a made up story.

302
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I don't know if the, like what the kid did is real.

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I know the part of the Nintendo didn't happen.

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There was no way.

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But it was saying this little kid, you know, from a poor family really wanted a Nintendo

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Switch.

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That was his only dream.

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So he decided to make one and a cardboard for himself.

309
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Right?

310
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That was, that was like the first panel to the meme.

311
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Yeah.

312
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And then like on the, and I'm like, and Nintendo saw this was what it said next.

313
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And they sued, they sued him for intellectual property or something.

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Was the meme at the bottom.

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You know, to be honest, I would not doubt it.

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I could see Nintendo doing that.

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Like that's like a type of story where you see like the kid that gets a Nintendo from

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a Nintendo, like they gave him a Switch, but the opposite them doing that in which more

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believable than the other one.

320
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They're so well known for suing for stupid shit.

321
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Well, I guess if we get sued, you want to see this fucking video.

322
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Well, it's almost like, have you heard that story about monster?

323
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No.

324
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Where monster is suing.

325
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I kind of started swearing.

326
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I forgot.

327
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I'm trying to cut down on swearing.

328
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He's trying to make himself a swear jar.

329
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You were saying?

330
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Monster energy is suing a game on steam, I believe that has the name monster in it.

331
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Why?

332
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They don't own the word monster.

333
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Well, they're trying to sue because they think that they do.

334
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Well, they're going to find out.

335
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Apparently they've sued a lot of people.

336
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Really?

337
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Multiple times trying to like cease and desist letters and stuff like that.

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It says change the names of stuff because it says monster.

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Then like monster ink like crack their knuckles like come get it then.

340
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But apparently they've done it a lot.

341
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And every time for the most part, it's like the judges, I'm assuming it's like, are you dumb?

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Like you can't own the word monster.

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He just looks at the monster lawyer.

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It's like, are you guys dumb?

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Well, they there the game was called Phoenix Rising, I believe, or something like that, where it's gods and monsters or something like that.

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But the word monster like bro, go for well, companies will do anything nowadays.

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You know, if it was Nintendo, they would probably win.

348
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Sadly, they make Japan a lot of money, though.

349
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So, man, if Nintendo and Disney make a partnership, right?

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Oh, don't even.

351
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They'll be they'll be more powerful than the United States government.

352
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Yeah, yeah.

353
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They would be a dystopian country or world where corporations rule.

354
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Ever since ever since the Nintendo Disney merger, the world was a waste.

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It became a wasteland.

356
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Like Disney bought out.

357
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What have they bought out Marvel?

358
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They bought out.

359
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Yeah, they're like, we can't make good movies.

360
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Hey, what you guys got?

361
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Exactly.

362
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They bought Pixar.

363
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They bought.

364
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What you guys got?

365
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Like, literally, that's what they do.

366
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They buy out other companies.

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If we can't do, we'll buy.

368
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Pretty much.

369
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That's their motto.

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And fuck everything up that they make after.

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Like all the remakes and stuff.

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It's funny that they lost the rights to Winnie the Pooh.

373
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So that Winnie the Pooh horror movie came out.

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I swear, I think it's called Winnie the Pooh Blood and Honey.

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It is.

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OK, I thought so.

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Just just call it Xi Jinping.

378
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He won't like that.

379
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That's fine.

380
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He looks like Winnie the Pooh.

381
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So that's cool.

382
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You guys never see us again.

383
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Xi Jinping sent somebody for it.

384
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Imagine if he was just like these motherfuckers.

385
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Some obscure ass podcatcher just fucking ruined his day.

386
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It just piss them off for no reason.

387
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Man, I can't imagine.

388
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Like we're new to this, right?

389
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Being on a public platform.

390
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,720
We've never had heat with anybody, but I can't imagine

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what it would be like.

392
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It would be fun.

393
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You think?

394
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I think so.

395
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Guess we'll find out.

396
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Just know that whatever I say on this podcast, I will tell you to your face.

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It's full.

398
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It's not the big deal.

399
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Just put me in a room with him.

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I would.

401
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I would look him in the eye and say, Hey, Winnie, how are you doing?

402
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Like a potty.

403
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Like a shot.

404
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Guess we'll find out.

405
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But that's it.

406
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This guy's life is officially in the moral of the day.

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If you're going to pirate stuff, do not pirate.

408
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Do not steal from Nintendo.

409
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Do not look Nintendo in the eye.

410
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Do not whisper its name three times in front of a mirror.

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We'll see for that.

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Nintendo.

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That right there.

414
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That's right there.

415
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If I ruin the video.

416
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Nintendo.

417
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We're gonna knock on the door.

418
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:11,720
And it's just like a fucking the guy that gives you the cards.

419
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I just like, who, who, who you go.

420
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Moral of the day.

421
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Don't don't fuck with Nintendo or Disney.

422
00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:19,720
Pretty much.

423
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Especially Disney.

424
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I think out of the conversation, it's like, it's sad that Nintendo is this bad, but Disney's worse.

425
00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:27,720
Yeah.

426
00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:30,720
I can't even imagine what Mickey Mouse does behind closed doors.

427
00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:33,720
Well, for Disney, I remember that they sued.

428
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:38,720
There was a dude that was making Loki shirts, but not Marvel.

429
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,720
Like the mythical.

430
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:43,720
They were trying to sue saying that they own the word Loki.

431
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You don't own a mythology.

432
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They watch and watch and watch them own it.

433
00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:49,720
I think they lost that one.

434
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:50,720
They did lose that one.

435
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They go, they buy Norway.

436
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And you can't use it now.

437
00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:59,720
We own Sweden, Norway, all the Nordic countries.

438
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We win.

439
00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:03,720
We win again.

440
00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:04,720
Man, can't imagine.

441
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:07,720
The only place they can't win is Florida right now.

442
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:08,720
They cannot win that one yet.

443
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:11,720
They tried a few fights, but they're getting, they're getting trunched.

444
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I'm just happy to see the big company like Disney and I want to see Nintendo lose at least one.

445
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One time.

446
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Just one.

447
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Hey man, we were pretty persistent.

448
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Maybe they'll lose us.

449
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It's just one time for the people.

450
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And if I ever get sued by Nintendo, you can guarantee I'm a come in looking like Mario.

451
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Wahoo.

452
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Just like War, War Luigi.

453
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Yeah.

454
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Come in there like Princess Peach.

455
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Do anything just to get under their skin.

456
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Just to piss it off.

457
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I piss them off and make the news at the same time.

458
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Yeah.

459
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It's game on.

460
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Literally.

461
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So that's it.

462
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That's everything for today.

463
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You guys see us on the news.

464
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You'll know why.

465
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We're getting sued.

466
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We're getting a shit suit out of us by Nintendo.

467
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But we'll see you guys on the next one.

468
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Bye.

