1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,640 Hello and welcome to episode 21 of the podcast. 2 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:14,640 I'm Michael. 3 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:15,640 I'm Noe. 4 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:18,400 And we are the Knights of Entertainment, a podcast covering your favorite and unknown 5 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:21,840 movies, games, comic books, anime, and more weekly. 6 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:24,860 We appreciate you being here and hope you enjoy the show. 7 00:00:24,860 --> 00:00:27,660 This is what we are covering tonight. 8 00:00:27,660 --> 00:00:31,320 We are covering the Amalgam universe. 9 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:34,520 But before we do, like, share, and subscribe to the channel. 10 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:38,840 You can enjoy the show on YouTube, Spotify, Rumble, Odyssey, and more. 11 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:41,280 We also have membership tiers on those platforms as well. 12 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:48,080 If you'd like to support the channel or check out buymeacoffee.com forward slash K O E podcast. 13 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:50,120 Let's get into this. 14 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:51,120 Alrighty. 15 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:54,680 Tonight we have the Amalgam universe. 16 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:59,920 Alrighty, a little bit of history here. 17 00:00:59,920 --> 00:01:07,080 Amalgam comics, which incorporates the Amalgam universe, was a collaborative publishing imprint 18 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:10,680 shared by both DC and Marvel comics. 19 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:16,040 In which the two comic book publishers merged their characters into new ones, which some 20 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:19,120 of them were a little bit crazy. 21 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:24,120 These characters first appeared in a series of 12 one shots, which were published in April 22 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:32,400 1996 between Marvel comics versus DC number three and DC versus Marvel comics number four. 23 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:38,640 Back and forth, they're a little between those two episodes between the two comic books themselves. 24 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:41,720 They had this entire Amalgam series, all the 12 issues. 25 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:42,720 Yep. 26 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:43,720 Jesus. 27 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:48,600 The last two issues of the DC versus Marvel crossover event, a second set of 12 one shots 28 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:55,800 followed one year later in June of 1997, but without the crossover event as a background 29 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:56,800 to those stories. 30 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:57,800 To what happened? 31 00:01:57,800 --> 00:01:58,800 Okay. 32 00:01:58,800 --> 00:01:59,800 Right. 33 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:04,400 All 24 of these one shots took place between the aforementioned issues of DC versus Marvel. 34 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:10,520 So everything in the events of these comic books was between that like mini series DC 35 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:12,280 V Marvel. 36 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:13,440 Okay. 37 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:18,560 Marvel encyclopedia, the fantastic four from 2004 originally designated the Amalgam universe 38 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:19,960 as earth six nine two. 39 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:20,960 So it's a real place. 40 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:22,440 It's a real place in Marvel. 41 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:24,560 I mean in terms of, yeah. 42 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:27,120 And that is in the Marvel universe. 43 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:32,600 Then the official handbook for the essential Wonder Woman encyclopedia. 44 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:35,200 A random. 45 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:36,560 Yeah. 46 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:41,360 Well, they merged the two things together on this. 47 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:48,680 The official handbook of the Marvel universe alternate universes 2005 re designated the 48 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:52,000 earth as 96 02 96 02. 49 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,160 So the original Marvel one was six 92. 50 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:57,120 Then they re designated it as 96 02. 51 00:02:57,120 --> 00:02:58,120 Okay. 52 00:02:58,120 --> 00:02:59,120 Okay. 53 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:05,440 And the, the Wonder Woman for the, the Wonder Woman encyclopedia places the Amalgam universe 54 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:08,560 in DC as earth four nine six. 55 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:09,560 That's a weird. 56 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:13,440 Why did they come out and she wouldn't be like in the DC encyclopedia. 57 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:16,560 Apparently they never mentioned specifically the Wonder Woman. 58 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:17,560 I don't know. 59 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:21,880 Maybe because of the gods and stuff like that or that are involved within Wonder Woman. 60 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:23,680 And they don't have a new gods encyclopedia. 61 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:27,640 So I mean that could be the thing. 62 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:33,680 The publication history on this on two separate occasions, April, 1996 and June, 1997 DC and 63 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:41,080 Marvel co published a total of 24 one shot first issues and uh, 12 were in April of 96 64 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:43,720 12 and 1997. 65 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:48,440 Under the imprint of Malcom comics, the issues were all presented as if the company had existed 66 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:52,880 for decades with stories and editorial comments referring to fictional history stretching 67 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:56,240 back to the golden age of comic books, including retcons and reboots. 68 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:57,240 That's cool. 69 00:03:57,240 --> 00:04:00,840 For example, uh, they referred to secret crisis of infinite hour. 70 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:01,840 Oh God. 71 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:04,280 So you combined an amalgamation of history. 72 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:05,280 Holy shit. 73 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:06,280 Yeah. 74 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:11,200 It's an amalgamation of Marvel's, uh, Marvel superhero secret wars and DC's crisis on infinite 75 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:12,200 earths. 76 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:17,440 Uh, Marvel's the infinity gauntlet and DC zero hour crisis in time, which had parallax 77 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:23,480 on it, uh, which featured the well known crossover of crisis on infinite earths. 78 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:28,160 Number seven, but with super soldier holding the dead body of his sidekick, who is a female 79 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:32,640 and wears a costume similar to that of Marvel's captain Marvel instead of Superman holding 80 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:33,960 the dead body of super girl. 81 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:34,960 I don't know. 82 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:38,120 I thought it was a, what was the one I thought was Robin? 83 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:40,120 They got fucked up in one of those infinity crisis. 84 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:42,240 Uh, that was before the as real. 85 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:43,240 Okay. 86 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:44,240 Okay. 87 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:45,760 When Jason Todd got fucked up by Joker. 88 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:46,760 No, no. 89 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:48,400 I mean like I thought that that wasn't Batman. 90 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:53,760 I thought it was a night when they got, who the fuck got killed that, uh, started off 91 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:56,040 the infinite, uh, infinite crisis. 92 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:57,640 Do you remember? 93 00:04:57,640 --> 00:04:59,280 Super girl was a super girl. 94 00:04:59,280 --> 00:05:02,320 Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was the cover art anyway. 95 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:03,320 Huh? 96 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:04,320 Superman holding super girl. 97 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:06,200 Could have sworn it was someone else. 98 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:12,680 Uh, 19 of the 24 issues included a phony letter, caught on the columns to provide the illusion 99 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:14,200 of background to the stories. 100 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:20,040 That's flood with fans homes with fans, hometowns formed by amalgamating the names of existing 101 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:21,040 American cities. 102 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:22,040 Jesus. 103 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:24,040 Wait, they don't do this anymore. 104 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:25,400 No, they don't. 105 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:29,880 Uh, the first amalgam event occurred near the end of the four issue DC versus Marvel 106 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:34,160 crossover event, obviously 96, which we've already talked about. 107 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:36,720 Um, let's see here. 108 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:42,000 All 24 of the amalgam one shots took place between those two series, uh, the last two 109 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:46,920 issues of the crossover event, but the, between the two events of amalgam comics, the two 110 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:52,360 blubblishers re-released a sequel crossover mini series to DC versus Marvel. 111 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:58,140 Number one through four primarily published by DC, DC slash Marvel, all access number 112 00:05:58,140 --> 00:05:59,780 one through four. 113 00:05:59,780 --> 00:06:09,720 So they each, um, each comic book, uh, producer had their own names for those comics basically 114 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:11,880 whenever they re re reissued them. 115 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:12,880 Right. 116 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:18,520 So they changed the names since they weren't together and working together on it. 117 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:19,520 Alrighty. 118 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:23,280 The origin of the amalgam universe. 119 00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:28,160 This is the in history, like in world history, like the actual in the, in the, in the comic 120 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:29,920 book universe, right? 121 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:34,160 Uh, the two comic book universes came together when the two physical incarnations of their 122 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:40,680 respective universes referred to as the brothers became aware of each other after eons of slumber 123 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:43,920 to prevent the, uh, the brothers from destroying each other. 124 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:48,400 Characters from each universe battle to determine which universe would survive a real world 125 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:54,800 vote and our actual world vote by readers of the series was conducted to determine the 126 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:59,800 outcome of the, uh, the comic books inside themselves. 127 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:02,960 Jason Todd situation. 128 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:06,200 I fucked up that universe. 129 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:11,200 Three of them favored the Marvel hero out of the first four. 130 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:12,200 Okay. 131 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:15,200 Only one was DC. 132 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:21,840 Access a character created specifically for the event and co-owned by both DC and Marvel. 133 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:22,840 That'll go well. 134 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:23,840 Yeah. 135 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:28,720 Served as a gatekeeper who became stuck while traveling between the two universes. 136 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:32,240 So basically neither one of them can publish anything with that character without the other 137 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:33,240 one's approval. 138 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:34,240 Yeah. 139 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:38,800 By why we never heard of her or him ever since. 140 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:44,120 When the battles were finished, neither universe was willing to go to prevent their destruction. 141 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:50,560 And this is again, in story lore, the specter and the living tribunal, the two basically 142 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:58,280 OP characters of each universe created the amalgamated universe in which only access 143 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:03,280 the character created by the two publishers and Dr. Strange fate. 144 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:04,760 Oh God. 145 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:05,760 Yes. 146 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:06,760 Hang on. 147 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:12,640 Change some names doing something better. 148 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:15,880 Dr. Strange fate was a combination of three characters. 149 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:16,880 Three. 150 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:17,880 Three. 151 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:20,720 Those two was Dr. Strange and Dr. Fate and professor X. 152 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:25,400 That was magic. 153 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:29,320 Only these two access and Dr. Strange fate knew the truth of the merge. 154 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:30,320 Okay. 155 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:35,400 After it had happened in this world, the two characters fought against each other to reverse 156 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:41,640 the change in the case of access or to preserve it in the case of Dr. Strange fate. 157 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:45,280 So access wanted to break the two publishers back apart in this world. 158 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:48,520 Dr. Strange fate was trying to preserve it. 159 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:50,120 Like I don't understand that point. 160 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:54,040 He liked having three. 161 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:55,840 Almost like a living tribunal. 162 00:08:55,840 --> 00:09:00,640 Basically, access the character managed to separate the brothers with the help of the 163 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:03,480 amalgamated universe superheroes. 164 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:09,360 Before the merger taking place, he had planted shards of the two universes inside the Batman 165 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:12,120 and Captain America. 166 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:15,320 Once he discovered the dark claw and amalgamation of Batman and Wolverine. 167 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:16,320 Yes. 168 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:17,320 Yes. 169 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:18,320 Dark claw. 170 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:19,320 I mean, that's that was okay. 171 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:20,320 And super soldier. 172 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:21,320 That was okay. 173 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:23,440 And amalgamation of Superman and Captain America. 174 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:25,400 Pretty good characters. 175 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:29,520 He used those shards to give the specter and living tribunal the power to restore the two 176 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:31,760 universes back to the way they should be. 177 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:32,760 Okay. 178 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:38,800 Batman, Captain America and access were thus able to make the brothers, these two celestial 179 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:44,000 beings basically realize that their conflict was pointless and the two universes were separated 180 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,000 once more. 181 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,000 Damn. 182 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,000 Yeah. 183 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:51,680 Now we're going to go into some of the characters. 184 00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:54,320 Yeah, I figured we would. 185 00:09:54,320 --> 00:09:55,320 Yeah. 186 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:59,760 We'll let No Way see if he can figure out some of these. 187 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:00,760 All right. 188 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:05,600 The main characters that were not amalgamations anyway, we had access and his real name was 189 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:07,200 actual Axel Asher. 190 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:09,520 So Axel Asher access. 191 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:11,520 Triple A, triple A. 192 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:14,480 I want pictures of Spider-Man. 193 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:18,200 I guarantee you Stanley probably had some. 194 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:21,560 That man loves his alliterations. 195 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:23,680 And the brothers, those were not amalgamations. 196 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:25,480 Those were original characters. 197 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:26,480 Yep. 198 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:27,480 Alrighty. 199 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:33,960 First of the amalgamation characters, we have super soldier, amalgamation of Superman and 200 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:36,200 Captain America. 201 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:39,640 Hardclaw Logan Wayne was a character in the whole. 202 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:40,640 Logan Wayne. 203 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:50,640 My name is Bruce Logan. 204 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:52,080 Wolverine and Batman. 205 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:53,560 We had Dead Eye. 206 00:10:53,560 --> 00:10:54,560 Dead Eye. 207 00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:55,560 Dead Eye. 208 00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:56,560 No, Hawkeye. 209 00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:57,560 Dead Shot. 210 00:10:57,560 --> 00:10:58,560 I don't know. 211 00:10:58,560 --> 00:10:59,560 Dead Shot and Bullseye. 212 00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:00,560 Dead Shot and Bullseye. 213 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:01,560 It's close. 214 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:02,560 Daredevil. 215 00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:03,560 Yeah. 216 00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:06,560 Dr. Doomsday. 217 00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:10,120 Dr. Doomsday. 218 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:11,120 So what is it? 219 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:13,120 Dr. Doom and fucking Doomsday. 220 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:15,160 His name was Bill Lawton. 221 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:16,160 Jesus. 222 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:17,160 No, sorry. 223 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:18,920 That was Dead Eye, Bill Lawton. 224 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:19,920 Okay. 225 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:21,480 And then Victor Von Doom. 226 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:22,480 Still had the same name. 227 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:26,160 Yeah, Victor Von Doom is OP as fuck. 228 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:28,960 Dr. Strange Fate, which we discussed already. 229 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:31,720 That's Dr. Fate, Dr. Strange and Professor X. 230 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:32,720 Professor X for some fucking reason. 231 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:33,720 Do you have a wheelchair? 232 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:36,880 Just crush it. 233 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:42,360 We had a character called Lethal, which was an amalgamation of Cheetah and Craven the 234 00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:43,360 Hunter. 235 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:45,000 Damn, that's a random choice. 236 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,000 Okay. 237 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,000 Yeah. 238 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,000 So the Hunter and the. 239 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,000 The hunted. 240 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,480 Pretty much, yeah. 241 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:52,480 We had Night Creeper. 242 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:53,480 Oh boy. 243 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:56,560 That's just fucking Creeper and Nightwing. 244 00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:58,480 No, then Creeper is a DC. 245 00:11:58,480 --> 00:11:59,480 That's. 246 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:00,480 Nightcrawler. 247 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:01,480 Nightcrawler, yeah. 248 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:02,480 I keep forgetting that. 249 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:05,520 It's two separate characters from two different universes. 250 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:06,520 Night Creeper. 251 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:11,360 Geez, that sounds like a fucking disgusting serial killer that's been caught 15 years 252 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:12,840 ago and is rotting in jail right now. 253 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:15,480 The next one's got a funny name too. 254 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:16,480 The Skulk. 255 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:17,480 The Skulk. 256 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:20,520 It's a fucking The Hulk and who? 257 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:21,520 Solomon Grundy. 258 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:22,520 Born on a Monday? 259 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:28,360 Jesus, that's a random choice. 260 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:29,360 Spider Boy. 261 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:32,360 That's a Superboy and Spider-Man, isn't it? 262 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:35,040 No, it's actually Superboy and Ben Reilly. 263 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:37,040 Ben Reilly, the clone? 264 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:38,040 Yeah. 265 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:40,720 The character's name was Peter Ross. 266 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:44,120 Like the baseball player? 267 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:46,840 Was that Pete Ross, wasn't it? 268 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:50,320 Yeah, it was Pete Ross. 269 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:55,880 And then we go into these are specific to certain of the miniseries. 270 00:12:55,880 --> 00:13:00,160 These are characters that were in the certain miniseries for each one. 271 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:03,180 We had Amazon number one was the series. 272 00:13:03,180 --> 00:13:05,720 The character was called Amazon. 273 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:08,000 Princess Aurora of Thymuskera. 274 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,000 Ooh. 275 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,360 A combination of Wonder Woman and Storm. 276 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:15,320 Let me look up some rule 34s real quick. 277 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:18,960 I'm sure you could find some too. 278 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:21,160 Then we had Assassins number one. 279 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:23,120 We had a character called Cat's Eye. 280 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:26,120 Electra Kyle was the name of the character. 281 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:27,120 Electra Kyle. 282 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:28,120 Catwoman and Electra. 283 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:29,120 Yeah. 284 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:31,840 That's actually a really easy combination though, I think. 285 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:33,600 Yeah, they're both pretty similar. 286 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:35,800 Kind of assassin, assassiny kind of characters. 287 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:36,800 Or stealthies. 288 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:39,600 Well, what one's a thief, one's an assassin? 289 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:41,400 Rule 34 that one too. 290 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:44,240 We had Dare of the Terminator, Slade Murdock. 291 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,240 Jesus fucking. 292 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:50,800 A female amalgamation of Deathstroke the Terminator and Daredevil. 293 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,280 Okay. 294 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:53,280 The big question. 295 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:56,600 So is it just a question or who? 296 00:13:56,600 --> 00:14:00,120 Edward Enigma and Kingpin. 297 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:01,120 Why they wait the big question? 298 00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:03,440 Why they call it the big question then? 299 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:04,920 The question's an actual character. 300 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:05,920 I know. 301 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:07,600 There was a character called the question. 302 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:12,760 We had Jimmy Ulrich, which was Jimmy Olsen and Ben Ulrich. 303 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:16,000 Wired, which was a man hunter and cable. 304 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,000 That's an odd choice, okay. 305 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,000 J. John White. 306 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,000 Oh boy. 307 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:24,600 So it's just Perry White and J. Jonah Jameson. 308 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:27,320 I want pictures of Superman, Spider-Man. 309 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:28,760 This is a horrible name. 310 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:29,760 Winter Stick. 311 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:30,760 Oh boy. 312 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:31,760 She's a Winter Soldier and who? 313 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:32,760 I wonder who's a Winter Soldier. 314 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:33,760 It's not? 315 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:34,760 Who the fuck is Winter Stick? 316 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:40,360 Who else goes by Winter? 317 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:42,480 Winter Green from DC. 318 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:43,480 Winter Green. 319 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:44,480 And Marvel's Stick. 320 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:47,280 Who the fuck is Stick? 321 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:48,760 The one that trained Daredevil. 322 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:50,800 Oh, the blind guy, yeah. 323 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:51,800 Yeah. 324 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:52,800 I forgot about him. 325 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,800 But I've never heard of Winter Green. 326 00:14:54,800 --> 00:15:00,800 Jesus, what is he, a fucking gum? 327 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:01,800 Wrigley's. 328 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:02,800 Jesus. 329 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:07,600 Then we have the miniseries Doctor Strange Fate. 330 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:10,400 We had in this, we had the Abominite. 331 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:11,960 Oh God. 332 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:15,400 Helgramite from DC and Marvel's Abomination. 333 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:19,240 We had Mix, just a character named Mix. 334 00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:21,800 Mr. Mix Pitlick and Wong. 335 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:22,800 Wong. 336 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:23,800 From DC. 337 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:24,800 Or from Marvel, I mean, sorry. 338 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:25,800 He's a Wong? 339 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:26,800 Okay. 340 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:27,800 Yeah, kind of a weird. 341 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:28,800 I didn't know Wong was around that long. 342 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:29,800 Uh, wasn't it in the 90s? 343 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:30,800 Yeah. 344 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:31,800 Doctor Strange? 345 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:34,800 I just thought he was an original character in MCU. 346 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:37,600 I thought I was wrong. 347 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:45,800 We had Jade Nova, which was Green Lantern's Kyle Rayner and Jade and Marvel's Nova. 348 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:46,800 Why three? 349 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:47,800 Okay. 350 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:48,800 It's a weird combination as well. 351 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:49,800 Yeah. 352 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,800 I was with three for some reason sometimes. 353 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:54,440 Now this wasn't a horrible name for a character. 354 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:55,440 The White Witch. 355 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:56,440 That's good. 356 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:57,440 It's not bad, right? 357 00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:58,440 So Scarlet Witch and who? 358 00:15:58,440 --> 00:15:59,440 Zatanna. 359 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:00,440 Okay. 360 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:02,440 It's a good combination actually. 361 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:05,360 World 34 combination right there. 362 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:06,360 Baron Wotan. 363 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:10,640 DC's Wotan and Marvel's Baron Mordo. 364 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:13,200 Good old Mordo. 365 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:16,200 Mephisto Sant- Oh boy. 366 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:18,200 Mephisto Satanus. 367 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:22,080 DC's Satanus and Marvel's Mephisto. 368 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:25,000 They just threw the names. 369 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,000 Mephisto Satanus. 370 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,000 You're close enough. 371 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:30,000 Can't even say his own damn name. 372 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,480 It's fucking beautiful. 373 00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:34,440 Uh, then we have the next mini series, which is JLX. 374 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:36,480 Ooh, a combination of what? 375 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:37,480 Avengers and JLA? 376 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:38,480 Uh. 377 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:39,480 Or no, Avengers and X-Men? 378 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:40,480 Or no, JLA and X-Men? 379 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:44,280 I don't even think half of these characters fall into that. 380 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:46,080 Oh fuck. 381 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:47,080 We have Captain Marvel. 382 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:49,000 That's just Captain Marvel. 383 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,560 They just say Shazam and fucking Captain Marvel. 384 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:55,000 You know what I mean? 385 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:59,080 It's DC's Captain Marvel, Billy Batson and Marvel's Captain Marvel. 386 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:00,080 Marvel though. 387 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:01,080 Marvel. 388 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:04,680 Oh, the Kree alien. 389 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:05,680 We had the Angel Hawk. 390 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:06,680 Oh fuck. 391 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:08,680 Is it Hawk Guy? 392 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:11,640 No, Angel would be the Marvel one. 393 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:13,720 So Angel Hawk. 394 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:14,720 So Green Arrow. 395 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:15,720 Hawk Man. 396 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:16,720 Oh, that was Hawk Man. 397 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:17,720 I forgot about Hawk Man. 398 00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:18,960 Hawk Man and Angel. 399 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:23,240 We had Goliath, which was Oliver Queen and Goliath from Marvel. 400 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:26,200 They just can't have one guy's name. 401 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:30,960 We had Hawk Eye, which was Green Arrow Connor Hawk and then Hawk Eye. 402 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:34,920 Why did you call him Green Hawk? 403 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:37,640 No, Hawk Eye still. 404 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,640 Clint Archer was the character's name too. 405 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:41,560 Like the persona. 406 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:48,600 We have The Canary, which was Black Canary and Mockingbird from Marvel. 407 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:51,920 We had the Wraith, which was DC's Obsidian and Gambit. 408 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:52,920 Gambit. 409 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:55,160 So random choice. 410 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:59,880 We have Apollo, which was DC's The Ray and Marvel Cyclops. 411 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:02,840 They just renamed it to Apollo. 412 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:05,360 Yeah, I'm not understanding these names. 413 00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:06,360 We had Mr. X. 414 00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:08,760 It's not Professor X though. 415 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:09,760 Partially, yeah. 416 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:10,760 It is Professor X. 417 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:15,080 It's got another fun character. 418 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:16,720 And Martian Manhunter. 419 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:17,720 Jesus. 420 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:18,720 Yeah. 421 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:25,000 We had Runaway, which was Gypsy from DC and Marvel's Rogue. 422 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,640 Oh, OK. 423 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:27,640 The Aquamariner. 424 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:28,640 Aquamariner and Aquaman. 425 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:35,680 Some of these names are so bad. 426 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:36,680 Firebird. 427 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:37,680 OK. 428 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:38,680 DC's Fire. 429 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:41,680 And Marvel's Bird. 430 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:42,680 Or Phoenix. 431 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:50,440 The way they combined names wouldn't be surprising. 432 00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:54,360 We have Mercury, which was DC's Impulse and Marvel's Quicksilver. 433 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:57,920 So they did not combine Quicksilver with Flash. 434 00:18:57,920 --> 00:18:58,920 They should have. 435 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:05,640 Call them Quick Flash. 436 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:10,000 We had Will Magnus, which was Will Magnus and Bolvar Trask. 437 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,400 Some of them just have one dude. 438 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,080 What the fuck's the difference? 439 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:15,560 I guess he had more of the personality. 440 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:18,880 Yeah, just to conquer the whole fucking combination. 441 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:19,880 We had Jocasta. 442 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:20,880 Jocasta. 443 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:26,040 Wait, is that supposed to be the Punisher? 444 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:35,560 No, it was DC's Platinum of the Metal Men and Marvel's Jocasta the Citinels, which 445 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:37,160 is a character I've never heard of. 446 00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:38,160 Jesus, no. 447 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:41,480 I mean, obviously, I'm not as familiar with Marvel as I am with DC. 448 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:49,920 But we had Professor Kang, which was Professor Zoom in Kang the Conqueror. 449 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:50,920 We had Apocalypse. 450 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:51,920 Apocalypse, oh God, I can already tell. 451 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:52,920 Eclipso in Apocalypse. 452 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:59,000 Like that was just a real creative name there. 453 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,040 We had Warlord Ghoul. 454 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:05,440 Ra's al Ghoul and Warlord Krang. 455 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:06,440 Mistique. 456 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:07,440 Mistique. 457 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:08,440 Mist. 458 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:09,440 Teak. 459 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:10,440 Jesus. 460 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:13,600 OK, so Mistique and who? 461 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:14,600 No amalgamation. 462 00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:16,160 We don't know DC's side of that. 463 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:17,160 We just know Marvel's. 464 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:18,160 They didn't tell us? 465 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:19,160 What the fuck? 466 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:28,440 What I also, what I get on this is that they combined like Professor X has two combinations 467 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:34,440 in this amalgam universe because he was in two separate issues that weren't associated. 468 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:40,640 So we had the next series, which was Legend of the Dark Claw. 469 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:41,640 We had the Hyena. 470 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:42,640 Oh boy. 471 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:45,640 That one's actually pretty easy. 472 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,720 Joker and Sabretooth. 473 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,080 Makes sense. 474 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:52,200 We had the Huntress, which was Huntress and Carol Danvers. 475 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:54,280 Yeah, they just made it Huntress. 476 00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:57,380 They just make it Huntress and have no one else. 477 00:20:57,380 --> 00:21:01,480 We had Sparrow, which was Robin and Jubilee. 478 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:10,240 Oh yeah, because of him, her and the brain were like Mentor and apprentice. 479 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:13,360 We had the next one, which was Super Soldier. 480 00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:18,000 We had James Olsen. 481 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,240 This is where you get your Bucky Barnes. 482 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:23,040 Jimmy Olsen and Bucky Barnes. 483 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:24,040 James Olsen. 484 00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:25,040 It's a rare. 485 00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:26,040 OK. 486 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,040 We had the Green Skull. 487 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:28,040 Lex Luthor was the character's name. 488 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,040 Yeah, green. 489 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:31,040 Lex Luthor and Red Skull. 490 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:37,080 Ultrametallo, which was Metallo and Sleeper from Marvel. 491 00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:43,040 And the Doomknot, which was DC's Doomsday and Marvel's Juggernaut. 492 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,120 Nice. 493 00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:47,080 Then we go into... 494 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:50,920 Let's see here. 495 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:52,840 Those were the ones from DC. 496 00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:53,840 Then we have the Marvel side. 497 00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:56,840 I thought they were supposed to be combined. 498 00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:58,520 Well, they were still published. 499 00:21:58,520 --> 00:21:59,520 Separately? 500 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:00,520 Yeah. 501 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:05,920 So the first one from the Marvel side, we have Bruce Wayne, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. 502 00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:06,920 Bruce Wayne. 503 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:07,920 Just Bruce Wayne? 504 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:13,440 It says in amalgamation, version of Bruce Wayne, but it doesn't say who he's combined 505 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:14,440 with at all. 506 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:15,440 It's just... 507 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:16,440 Then we had Nick Fury. 508 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:17,440 Nick Fury. 509 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:18,440 What the f***? 510 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:19,440 Marvel went real creative, didn't they? 511 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:20,440 Marvel didn't give a s***. 512 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,480 Like, f***, I just used the same guys. 513 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:27,640 We have Madame Cat, which was Catwoman and Madame Hydra. 514 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:28,640 OK. 515 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:32,280 Then we had Luke, which was Bane and Nuke. 516 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:36,600 We had Baron Zero, which was Mr. Freeze and Baron Strucker. 517 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:37,600 Yeah. 518 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:39,280 That's a good combination, I think. 519 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:41,280 At least name-wise, anyway. 520 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:45,880 We had Deathlock, which was Jason Todd, Deathlock, Ed Midnight. 521 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:46,880 Jesus. 522 00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:49,760 Those two of them from Marvel. 523 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:56,000 We had the Black Bat, which was Batgirl and Black Cat. 524 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,040 We had Moonwing. 525 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:01,040 That's a horrible name. 526 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:04,080 Nightwing and Moon Knight. 527 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:05,600 Sergeant Rock. 528 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:06,600 Sergeant Rock. 529 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:09,120 We just called him Night Moon. 530 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:10,880 And then Tony Stark. 531 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:11,880 Tony Stark. 532 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:12,880 Good choice. 533 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,480 Marvel really did not care. 534 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:16,480 They just used the names. 535 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:17,480 OK, we got Bruce Wayne. 536 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:18,480 We got Nick Fury. 537 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:25,160 We have Sergeant Rock and Tony Stark are all the same characters still. 538 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:29,800 In the next series from Marvel's side, we had bullets and bracelets. 539 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:34,960 We had Diana Prince, which was an amalgamation of Wonder Woman and Elektra. 540 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:36,600 It's kind of a... 541 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,400 Don't name Diana Prince. 542 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:39,400 Yeah. 543 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:43,840 The Punisher, which was Steve Trevor and Punisher. 544 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,680 That's why they're one of them fucking Batman. 545 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:49,840 The Bronze Panther. 546 00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:51,600 Bronze Tiger and Black Panther. 547 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:52,600 Oh. 548 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,280 I mean, at least go together. 549 00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:57,240 I mean, Tiger, Panther, both cats. 550 00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:58,880 It kind of fits. 551 00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:03,920 We had War Monarch, which was a monarch and war machine. 552 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:04,920 Big Titania. 553 00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:08,320 Oh, I was there. 554 00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:10,520 Big Barda and Titania. 555 00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:11,520 Jesus. 556 00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:18,240 Bernadeth, which was just an amalgamation of DC's Bernadeth. 557 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:19,680 Mad Harriet, the same thing. 558 00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:21,520 It's just an amalgamation of that. 559 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:23,280 Stompa, same thing. 560 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:24,280 DC amalgam... 561 00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:26,360 Like, Marvel really did not give a fuck. 562 00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:27,360 They wouldn't be... 563 00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:28,360 They'd be various. 564 00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:29,360 It's not amalgamations. 565 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:30,360 They're not combined with anything. 566 00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:34,520 I guess they're saying the amalgamation universe is of... 567 00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:35,520 I guess. 568 00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:36,520 The characters. 569 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:37,960 Like, it's not a combination of any character. 570 00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:39,640 They just kind of ripped him and... 571 00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:40,640 Redesigned him. 572 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:42,640 Basically. 573 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:47,160 Granny Harkness, which was Granny Goodness and Agatha Harkness from... 574 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:50,320 I forgot about Granny Goodness, that evil bitch. 575 00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:53,000 That big sad bitch. 576 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,240 Yeah, she was one mean ass... 577 00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:56,240 What is that? 578 00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:57,240 Apocalyptic? 579 00:24:57,240 --> 00:25:00,240 This is a horrible, horrible name. 580 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:01,240 Thanoside. 581 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:02,240 Oh, God. 582 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:05,240 What'd they merge Thanos with? 583 00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:06,240 Darkseid. 584 00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:07,240 Oh. 585 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:08,240 Thanoside. 586 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,240 Thanoside. 587 00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,440 It's called Darknos. 588 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:17,240 Which also reminds me, too, that whenever DC and Marvel fought, there is an actual comic 589 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:20,080 book where Darkseid finds the Infinity Gauntlet. 590 00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:21,560 That'd be cool. 591 00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:24,720 But it's useless, because it only works in the universe it is from. 592 00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:31,680 Sounds like the Loki TV show where the Infinity Gauntlets don't work inside their own universe. 593 00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:34,720 We had Highfather Odin. 594 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:35,720 Highfather. 595 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:37,720 Highfather and Odin. 596 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:38,720 Jesus. 597 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:46,400 And then we had two more just amalgamation universe versions of Mr. Miracle and Kanto. 598 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:49,680 But they're not a combination of any. 599 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:53,880 Next one from Marvel, we had Magneto and the Magnet Men. 600 00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:57,480 And the Magnet Men. 601 00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:59,160 Basically it's just the Metal Men. 602 00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:00,160 Right. 603 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:01,880 There's nothing really special about them. 604 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:05,320 Damn, Magneto would fuck them up. 605 00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:10,960 The Magneto character on here was Eric Magnus, where it's Will Magnus and Magneto, basically. 606 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:11,960 Just a combination. 607 00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:16,880 There was a character called Antimony, Platinum, and Scarlet Witch. 608 00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:21,920 Bismuth, which was 10 of the Metal Men, and Rick Jones. 609 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:24,480 I'm Rick James, Ben. 610 00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:26,480 That's what I thought. 611 00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:28,480 I'm Rick James, Ben. 612 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:29,480 I'm Rick James. 613 00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:30,480 Respect yourself. 614 00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:33,480 One of the five figures, Sal Vase. 615 00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:40,480 What the fuck is going on in the tangent? 616 00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:43,480 I've seen his aura. 617 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:46,480 It was orange. 618 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,280 I swear to you, I saw it. 619 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:53,400 It's just a bunch of other characters like that for that specific little mini-series 620 00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:54,560 one. 621 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:59,720 The next series from Marvel, number one, was Speed Demon. 622 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:01,760 Howl Madman Jordan. 623 00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:05,880 Just an amalgamation universe version of Howl Jordan. 624 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:07,680 We had Uatu the Guardian. 625 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:08,680 Uatu? 626 00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:11,720 Uatu and Guardian of the Universe. 627 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:13,520 Star Wars. 628 00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:14,520 You remember Uatu? 629 00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:15,520 No. 630 00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:16,520 The guy, the Watcher? 631 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:17,520 Oh yeah. 632 00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:18,520 It's like U-A-T-U. 633 00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:19,520 Yeah, U-A-T-U. 634 00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:20,520 Yeah, I always forget. 635 00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:27,520 It made it seem like a longer name when you said it. 636 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:28,520 Oh, Uatu? 637 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:30,520 Yeah, it's like the four letters. 638 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:31,520 Uatu? 639 00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:34,760 Yeah, basically. 640 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:36,600 We had the Speed Demon. 641 00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:39,880 Character's name in this was Blaze Allen. 642 00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:47,600 The Speed Demon was a combination of DC's Barry Allen, Jay Garrick, and Etrigan the Demon 643 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:48,920 along with Ghost Rider. 644 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:49,920 When they... 645 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:50,920 Four characters. 646 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:52,680 I don't know. 647 00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:58,160 It's just the choices are so far from making any sense. 648 00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:02,560 Yeah, but see that Ghost Rider was Johnny Blaze and then we had Kid Demon, which was 649 00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:05,640 Kid Flash and the Ghost Rider Danny Ketch. 650 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:06,640 Jesus. 651 00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:07,640 We had the Blob. 652 00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:10,080 Like for Ghost Rider, you know what I would have done? 653 00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:11,920 It would have been Ghost Rider and Lobo. 654 00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:13,840 Yeah, that would have been cool. 655 00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:14,840 The biker sense. 656 00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:16,480 Oh, you're going to hate the Lobo combination. 657 00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:20,080 But they're just combining shit that makes no fucking sense to me. 658 00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:21,560 Yeah, pretty much. 659 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:25,160 I mean Superman and Captain America, you know, the American way and all that. 660 00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:26,160 Red, white, blue. 661 00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:27,840 Some of these do not go together though. 662 00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:28,840 No, Jesus Christ. 663 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,840 What the fuck happened with these? 664 00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:31,960 Okay, this one. 665 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:32,960 The Blob makes sense. 666 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:35,760 It's DC's Chunk and Marvel's Blob. 667 00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:38,800 I thought it'd be Clayface to be honest. 668 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:39,800 Chunk. 669 00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:40,800 Jesus Chunk. 670 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:48,360 We had Miss Miracle, the Night Spectre, which is a weird combination of the Spectre and 671 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:49,360 Nightmare. 672 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:50,360 Nightmare. 673 00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:51,360 From Marvel. 674 00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:52,360 Nightmare. 675 00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:53,360 Had the Two-Faced Goblin. 676 00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:57,360 Just fucking Two-Faced and a Goblin. 677 00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,360 Exactly. 678 00:28:58,360 --> 00:28:59,360 The Scarecrow. 679 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:01,360 DC and Marvel's Scarecrow. 680 00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,880 I don't know that Marvel even had a Scarecrow. 681 00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:04,880 Marvel had a Scarecrow? 682 00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:07,720 They got it from them correctly. 683 00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:09,280 There might be one, yeah. 684 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,280 This is a really stupid name too. 685 00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:14,280 Silicon Man. 686 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:15,760 Plastic Man and Sandman. 687 00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:17,560 Close enough. 688 00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:24,520 And the Arrowcaster, which was Speedy and Marvel's Nightcaster. 689 00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:29,760 Again, Marvel did not take it seriously at all. 690 00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:31,720 They didn't take it seriously at all. 691 00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:36,480 Then we have Spider-Boy, where we have Bizarre-nage, which is Bizarro and Carnage. 692 00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:40,200 The Guardian Angel, which was Guardian and Angel. 693 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:44,480 The best I could do. 694 00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:48,920 We had King Lizard, which was King Shark and Lizard and Feng Feng Foom all together. 695 00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:50,760 Damn, Feng Feng Foom as well? 696 00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:51,760 Yep. 697 00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:54,760 We had Brooklyn Barnes, which was Daniel. 698 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:56,120 Bucky Barnes and who? 699 00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:57,840 Bucky Barnes and Daniel Turpin. 700 00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:00,280 Who the fuck is Daniel Turpin? 701 00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:04,560 God, what is he from? 702 00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:10,000 I can't remember off the top of my head, but he's like one of those cop characters, I believe. 703 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:13,280 We had the Insect Queen, which was Insect Queen of Lang Lang. 704 00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:14,280 Alana Lang. 705 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:18,800 I was like, what the fuck? 706 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:23,360 Alana Lang and Mary Jane Watson. 707 00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:24,360 Professor Double X. 708 00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:31,200 I call me Professor Double D. Which was DC's Double X and Professor X. 709 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:32,680 So it should be Triple X. 710 00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,680 You dumb son of a bitch. 711 00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:40,440 There was no creativity on this side. 712 00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,760 Jesus, man. 713 00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:43,760 We had Mastalo. 714 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:44,760 Mastalo. 715 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:45,760 That was Stalo. 716 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:46,760 Fuck. 717 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:51,560 Must have been eating PCP or something. 718 00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:55,800 And then we had X Patrol, number one. 719 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,120 X Patrol, that sounds pretty cool. 720 00:30:57,120 --> 00:31:01,040 We had the Beastling, which was the Changeling and Beast. 721 00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:05,160 We had Elastigirl, which was Elastigirl, Domino and Wasp. 722 00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:09,440 We had Pharaoh Man, which was Pharaoh adding colossus. 723 00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:13,560 We had Niles Cable, which was Chief from DC. 724 00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:16,440 Niles Calder, I've never heard of that character. 725 00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:18,000 Cable and Professor X again. 726 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,240 Damn, Professor X. 727 00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:22,880 I'm fucking MVP right here. 728 00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:28,320 We had Shatterstarfire, which was Starfire and Shatterstar. 729 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:32,480 Dial Husk, which was Dial H for Hero and Marvel's Husk. 730 00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:36,200 I kind of forgot about Dial H for Hero. 731 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:40,240 Wonder Girl, which was Wonder Girl and Wonder Man, which is kind of creepy because he's 732 00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:43,200 an adult and she's not. 733 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:46,800 We had Polaris, which was Dr. Polaris and Marvel's Polaris. 734 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:50,240 We have Merry Marvel Girl, which was Merry Marvel and Marvel Girl. 735 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:54,720 Jesus, they didn't really do anything with this stuff. 736 00:31:54,720 --> 00:32:00,520 Artemis Tree Knight, which is Artemis of Bonham McDoll and Misty Knight. 737 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:05,000 And then the second set from DC, we had Bat Thing, number one. 738 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:08,840 We had Dark Clawed Adventures, number one, instead of just Dark Claw, Legend of the Dark 739 00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:09,840 Claw. 740 00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:13,520 No, it's Dark Clawed Adventures. 741 00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:17,800 There's a couple of characters on here that were funny. 742 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:22,840 We had Lady Talia, which was Lady Deathstrike and Talia O'Gul. 743 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:24,320 We had Patch Malone. 744 00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:27,040 God, Patch Malone. 745 00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,000 Marvel's Patch and DC's Magic Malone. 746 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:32,800 Like, some of these characters. 747 00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:39,040 We had Spiral Harley, which was Marvel's Spiral and DC's Harley Quinn. 748 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:40,520 Oh, wow, OK. 749 00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:44,160 The Omega Beast, KG Beast and Omega Red. 750 00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:47,920 The Bat Thing had Bingle Burry, the two headed dog. 751 00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:52,720 They don't know where the amalgamation even came from. 752 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:59,840 They say it's an amalgamation of some random shit we found. 753 00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:00,840 Howard the Mixpilic. 754 00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:02,840 So that's Howard the Ducking. 755 00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:04,680 Mr. Mixpilic. 756 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:08,640 Alicia Murdoch, the little blind girl. 757 00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:11,400 Look at your face. 758 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,520 A little blind girl. 759 00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:17,920 Alicia Masters and Matt Murdoch. 760 00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:19,880 But they don't know who the DC side is. 761 00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:20,880 It's just. 762 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:21,880 How the fuck did that DC? 763 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:24,880 And this is DC Comics. 764 00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:27,520 We don't know who we picked. 765 00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:29,320 We just chose somebody. 766 00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:32,800 We had Generation Hex was the next miniseries. 767 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:41,040 Jonah Hex, Jonah, which was Jonah Hex in Marvel's Chamber, Aurora Trigger, North Star Trigger, 768 00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:44,960 Madame Banshee, Johnny Random. 769 00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:47,480 It's the whole the whole sum of this whole series. 770 00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:50,560 Random Skinhunter, the White Whip. 771 00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:52,560 Oh, you can't have. 772 00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:57,360 You wouldn't be able to get that White Whip out of here. 773 00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:03,480 In today's political climate, you could not have that man. 774 00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:04,480 The White Whip. 775 00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:05,480 Have no fear. 776 00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:06,480 The White Whip's here. 777 00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:10,440 I'll stop you right on the White Whip. 778 00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:20,640 When in doubt, the White Whip is here. 779 00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:27,840 It's DC's whip and White Queen Emma Frost. 780 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:31,720 Because catchphrase is the White Power. 781 00:34:31,720 --> 00:34:41,000 We had Retribution, Marshall Batrasque, the Razorman, Black Tom Savage and the White Whip. 782 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000 The White Whip again? 783 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,640 Are you just remembering? 784 00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:48,000 Black Tom Savage and the White Whip. 785 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,920 Black Tom Savage and the White Whip. 786 00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:51,920 Better enemies. 787 00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:52,920 The same team. 788 00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:59,920 Can't stand each other though. 789 00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:04,800 Miss M Parasyplate. 790 00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:05,800 El Papamondo. 791 00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:08,800 Don't tell that the White Whip. 792 00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:13,000 El Papamondo is El Diablo in Marvel's Mondo. 793 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,000 Mondo? 794 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:17,160 Pow wow boom boom smell. 795 00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:20,880 You're making this stuff up now. 796 00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:27,640 Sad thing I'm not. 797 00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:29,440 The Six Gun Triplicate Kid. 798 00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:33,320 The next one, Tiki Tiki 2 Sire. 799 00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:34,800 The Shaggy Knot. 800 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:38,960 And then Thunder Chick. 801 00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:42,080 Then we have JLX Unleashed this time. 802 00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:48,320 We had Savage Shaw, which was Vandal Savage and Sebastian Shaw, Mistress Maxima, Maxima 803 00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:55,840 and Emma Frost, Dark Firebird, Dark Phoenix, Lord Maxwell Hodge, Maxwell Lord and Cameron 804 00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:58,840 Hodge, Mephiston, which was... 805 00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:03,040 I feel like they tried to force some of these names. 806 00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:06,680 Just reading through this I'm laughing my ass off. 807 00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:14,360 Which was Neuron and Mephisto, Neuron or whatever from DC. 808 00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:21,700 Fing Fang Flame, which was DC's Brimstone and Marvel's Fing Fang Foam. 809 00:36:21,700 --> 00:36:24,600 We had Mongslot, which was Monklin Onslaught. 810 00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:28,480 The Iceberg, DC's Ice and Marvel's Iceman. 811 00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:32,280 Sunfire Storm, Firestorm and Marvel's Sunfire. 812 00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:36,400 Chaos, which was Havoc and Spitfire. 813 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:39,040 Dum Dum Dugan, which was just Dum Dum Dugan. 814 00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:43,680 They can't make it any more than that. 815 00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:45,040 You like Howard the Duck though, right? 816 00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:46,680 Yeah, he's my boy. 817 00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:49,760 Well they fucked him over. 818 00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:54,080 We have Lobo the Duck, which was in the next miniseries. 819 00:36:54,080 --> 00:37:01,120 They couldn't make a fucking Lobo and Ghost Rider, but they could combine with a duck. 820 00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:03,880 So we had Lobo the Duck, which was Lobo and Howard the Duck. 821 00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:08,640 The Impossible Dog, which was DC's Dog and Marvel's The Impossible Man. 822 00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:12,960 We had Vicky Valkyrie, which was Vicky Vale and Valkyrie, which doesn't sound that horrible 823 00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:15,160 of a name compared to some of these others. 824 00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:16,640 Vicky Vale and Valkyrie. 825 00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:18,520 Vicky Valkyrie. 826 00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:20,520 We had a character called Hawk Hawk. 827 00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:21,520 Good choice. 828 00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:24,520 Hawk Man and Night Hawk. 829 00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:26,560 Hawk Hawk. 830 00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:28,560 He's called Night Man. 831 00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:35,760 They just dropped the dumbest shit ever. 832 00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:37,760 Why could I call him Night Hawk Hawk? 833 00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:38,760 Jesus. 834 00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:40,960 Call him Hawk Man Night Hawk. 835 00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:42,960 Dr. Bong Face. 836 00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:45,600 Dr. Bong Face. 837 00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:48,600 Scarface and Dr. Bong. 838 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:49,600 Jesus. 839 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:50,600 Al Forbush. 840 00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:55,920 That's a horrible name. 841 00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:59,520 We had Beverlyne Ambush the Lunatic. 842 00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:02,400 That's not a horrible name Ambush. 843 00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:04,720 Jonas Turnip. 844 00:38:04,720 --> 00:38:06,560 Darryl Rutabaga. 845 00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:12,920 Billy the Millie, which was Billy the Girl and Millie the Model. 846 00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:18,600 Gomorra, which was Shayla and Gomorra. 847 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:22,680 Gold Kidney Lady, which was Gold Star and Kidney Lady. 848 00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:29,360 The God Thing, which was DC's God G-A-W-D in Marvel's chair thing. 849 00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:30,360 Never heard of those characters. 850 00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:34,120 Then we had Super Soldier Man of War. 851 00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:38,680 The American Belle, which was Liberty Belle from DC, which is an old character. 852 00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:40,480 And Marvel's Miss America. 853 00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:43,160 Man, those at least go together. 854 00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:44,160 Miss America. 855 00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:46,840 I don't think I've ever heard of that character. 856 00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:48,440 The Human Lantern. 857 00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:50,640 Oh boy. 858 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:56,440 Golden Age Green Lantern and Marvel's Android version of the Human Torch. 859 00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:59,000 So not even what's his name? 860 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,040 Johnny Storm. 861 00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:06,760 The Wiz, which was Jay Garrick in Marvel's Wizard. 862 00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:07,760 Sergeant Rock. 863 00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:08,760 Sergeant Rock. 864 00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:11,480 Wild Man Percy. 865 00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:14,920 Little Dum Dum, which was Little Sher-Shot in Dum Dum Doogum. 866 00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:16,920 So they did find an amalgamation form. 867 00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:17,920 Yes they did. 868 00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:19,920 Bulldozer Gabriel. 869 00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:21,760 Ice Cream Cohen. 870 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:23,880 Rebel Farmer. 871 00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:25,880 Dino Four Eyes. 872 00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:28,360 Mademoiselle Peggy. 873 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:29,360 Major Zemo. 874 00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:33,840 Major Zemo is Iron Major in Marvel's Baron Zemo. 875 00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:38,680 Then we had Challengers of the Fantastic, which was Challengers of the Unknown in the 876 00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:41,240 Fantastic Four. 877 00:39:41,240 --> 00:39:48,160 Nobody crazy in that aside from Galactiac. 878 00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:50,040 Brainiac and Galactus. 879 00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:56,240 The Silver Racer, which was Black Racer from DC's New Gods and Silver Surfer. 880 00:39:56,240 --> 00:39:57,840 The Multimaster. 881 00:39:57,840 --> 00:39:59,760 Multiman and Puppet Master. 882 00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:02,320 Diablo the Volcano Man. 883 00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:03,720 Drabni the Fixer. 884 00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:10,560 The Radioactive Crosby, which was just Cosmo and Herbie from Marvel. 885 00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:12,600 The Banisher, which was Bane and the Punisher. 886 00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:15,360 What are you going to banish him with? 887 00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:16,360 Hell? 888 00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:17,360 Not banishing, you're killing people. 889 00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:22,360 You're banishing them to the Shadow Realm. 890 00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:26,000 The exciting X-Patrol. 891 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:29,520 We have Jericho, which was DC's Jericho and Marvel's X-Man. 892 00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:35,120 The WWE superstar Chris Jericho. 893 00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:39,240 We had Terra X, which was Terax the Tamer and Terra. 894 00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:43,120 God, some of these names are just, we're almost done people, we're almost done. 895 00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:46,200 Look at a billion of them. 896 00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:47,800 Yeah, there's one of them. 897 00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:49,800 One of them got all goofy. 898 00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:51,800 There's some just horrible pending. 899 00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:54,800 The deadline got there like, oh shit. 900 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,360 It's like, we don't know what to do. 901 00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:04,480 Just fucking combine Professor X with Barbie. 902 00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:07,240 We had, let's see here. 903 00:41:07,240 --> 00:41:14,200 We'll go down to X-Stroke the Eliminator, which was DC's Deathstroke the Terminator 904 00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:15,200 and Executioner. 905 00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:16,200 Ow. 906 00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:17,200 X-Stroke. 907 00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:18,200 Quite the choice. 908 00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:25,200 Hawk and Dagger, which was a combination of Hawk and Dove and Cloak and Dagger. 909 00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:28,320 They just dropped the dove and the cloak. 910 00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:30,440 They're not the important one. 911 00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:31,440 Yeah. 912 00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:38,160 The next miniseries, Iron Lantern, which was obviously Green Lantern and Iron Man. 913 00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:41,360 Owa the Living Planet, which was a character. 914 00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:42,760 Ego and Owa. 915 00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:43,760 Yeah, Ego. 916 00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:49,880 Let's see here, Madam Starfire, which was Starfire, Madam Mask and Pepper Potts. 917 00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:52,600 Let's see here. 918 00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:58,080 The Green Guardsman, which was a combination of Green Lantern's Kyle Rayner and Marvel's 919 00:41:58,080 --> 00:41:59,800 the Guardsman. 920 00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:02,720 The Great White, which was Shark and Ultimo. 921 00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:07,320 Let's see here. 922 00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:10,800 Not too many iconic characters. 923 00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:16,840 Next miniseries was the Magnetic Men featuring Magneto. 924 00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:21,800 They combined DC's Kimo and Modom to create Kimo Dom. 925 00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,320 Good choice. 926 00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:27,680 Death Borg, Cyborg and Deathlock. 927 00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:28,680 Coltron. 928 00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:29,680 Which cyborg would we combine with? 929 00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:31,680 I don't know, Vision or something. 930 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:32,680 Good thing. 931 00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:36,000 Coltron was a combination of Cobra and Ultron. 932 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,000 Coltron. 933 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,000 Cobra! 934 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:41,440 Let's see here. 935 00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:47,200 Oh, your character, Detective Chimp. 936 00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:48,200 My boy. 937 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:50,520 Was combined with Marvel's Devil Dinosaur. 938 00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:53,440 Let me write a Detective Chimp comic book for you. 939 00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:57,040 The highest comic book you'll ever have, I swear to God. 940 00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:58,960 They combined him with Marvel's Devil Dinosaur. 941 00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:01,680 So why did they combine with Howard the Duck? 942 00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:02,680 I don't know. 943 00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:03,680 Duck Chimp. 944 00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:04,680 Don't put it past them. 945 00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:05,680 They would have. 946 00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:08,440 They named it Detective Dinosaur. 947 00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:11,400 Oh, my fucking God. 948 00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:18,000 Then we have Spider Boy Team Up, number one. 949 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:24,640 We had a character called Bouncing Ball, which was Bouncing Boy in Marvel's Speedball. 950 00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:25,640 Yeah. 951 00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:31,040 Dark Star, which was DC's Shadow Last in Marvel's Dark Star. 952 00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:32,040 We had Dream Date. 953 00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:36,400 It's like a guessing dream. 954 00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:41,840 Destiny and Dream Girl. 955 00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:45,400 Fantastic Lad, which was Elastic Lad and Mr. Fantastic. 956 00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:47,800 You became a little boy. 957 00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:54,440 Growing Boy slash Living Colossus, which was DC's Leviathan Micro Lad in Marvel's It, the 958 00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:56,440 Living Colossus. 959 00:43:56,440 --> 00:44:00,600 Invisible Girl, which was Invisible Kid and Invisible Woman. 960 00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:03,840 Or just the nerdy girl in school. 961 00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:04,840 Invisible Girl. 962 00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:08,400 You never see her. 963 00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,360 More about that here, though. 964 00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:15,980 A lot of those for Spider Boy Team Up was just a combination of the Legion of Superheroes 965 00:44:15,980 --> 00:44:20,880 and some of the younger characters from Marvel. 966 00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:29,160 So like you have Spider Boy 2099, which was DC's Mon-El in Marvel's Spider-Man 2099. 967 00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:35,040 And we have this is the last series from them. 968 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:36,920 Thorion of the New Gods. 969 00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:39,560 Damn, they really fucking pushed that one. 970 00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:41,360 Orion and Thor. 971 00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:42,360 Jesus. 972 00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:43,360 Thorion. 973 00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:44,360 Thorion. 974 00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:45,720 They're like Thorias's. 975 00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:46,720 Yeah. 976 00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:50,640 We had Locke Desaad, which was Desaad and Loki. 977 00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:51,640 Jesus. 978 00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:55,480 Balder Lightbringer, which was Light Ray and Balder the Brave. 979 00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:59,960 We had Don Free, which was Scott Free and Donald Blake. 980 00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:03,240 Oberon Foster, which was Oberon and Jane Foster. 981 00:45:03,240 --> 00:45:04,240 We had Hemron. 982 00:45:04,240 --> 00:45:05,240 Such a stupid name. 983 00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:06,240 Metron and Heimdall. 984 00:45:06,240 --> 00:45:07,240 Hemron. 985 00:45:07,240 --> 00:45:08,240 It's called Hemron. 986 00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:09,240 It's awesome. 987 00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:14,240 Honestly, yeah. 988 00:45:14,240 --> 00:45:17,240 We had Big Sif, which is Big Barton. 989 00:45:17,240 --> 00:45:18,240 Big Barton Sif? 990 00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:23,240 That's like a name you'd call a big girl across the road. 991 00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:25,640 That's Big Sif over there. 992 00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:28,640 She'd say anything to her and she'd beat your ass. 993 00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:29,640 Exactly. 994 00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:30,640 She'd come over, what you want? 995 00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:31,640 She'd beat your ass. 996 00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:36,920 She'd jump and pick up a fucking vending machine and drop it on your face. 997 00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:40,560 They also had Enchantra the Tiger, which was Tigret and Enchantress. 998 00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:42,320 Horrible comic. 999 00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:44,520 I don't know where the fuck they got it. 1000 00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:49,680 Just looking at these names, they forced so many of these. 1001 00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:50,680 Yeah. 1002 00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:54,520 You know what they should have done is they should have made it smaller. 1003 00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:57,200 Like with just a key set of characters. 1004 00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:00,120 They just started fucking throwing shit together. 1005 00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:01,120 They really did. 1006 00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:06,320 They lost their fucking minds. 1007 00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:08,480 Here's a couple of teams that they changed the names. 1008 00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:17,080 I'm not going to go through all these, but we have the All Star Winners Squadron, which 1009 00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:20,040 was the All Star Squadron and the All Winner Squad. 1010 00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:23,960 All Winner Squad, they just vacationed in the summer. 1011 00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:30,000 We had the Brotherhood of Injustice, Injustice League and Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, the 1012 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:35,520 Challengers of the Fantastic, Challengers of the Unknown and Fantastic Four, the Challenger 1013 00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:42,360 Haters of Evil, which was League of Challenger Haters and Masters of Evil, the Female Furies. 1014 00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:43,360 That's actually not bad. 1015 00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:50,280 It's a combination of DC's basically female furies, so they didn't even change anything 1016 00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:52,720 in that. 1017 00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:57,240 We had the Hellfire League of Injustice, Injustice League and Hellfire Club. 1018 00:46:57,240 --> 00:46:59,880 It's not too bad of a name. 1019 00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:03,440 The Howling Commandos was the Howling Commandos. 1020 00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:07,800 They took their names and then they added the East Company from DC into that, which 1021 00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:11,160 had Sergeant Rock and stuff like that. 1022 00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:16,040 Hydra, they just used the name Hydra. 1023 00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:17,560 The Judgment League Avengers. 1024 00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:20,200 That's a forced name. 1025 00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:22,720 Justice League of America and Avengers. 1026 00:47:22,720 --> 00:47:23,720 Justice League X-Men. 1027 00:47:23,720 --> 00:47:29,520 I don't know, like some of the combinations are just stupid. 1028 00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:35,080 The Offending Society, which was Justice League Society of America and the Defenders from 1029 00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:36,480 Marvel. 1030 00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:37,480 The Shadow Guild. 1031 00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:39,080 That was cool. 1032 00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:45,520 Yeah, but it's just the Thieves Guild from Marvel and DC's Obsidian Alone. 1033 00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:46,520 OK. 1034 00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:56,440 The Terrible Three, which was Marvel's Sinister Six and the Terrible Trio from DC. 1035 00:47:56,440 --> 00:48:04,000 We have the X-Patrol, which was the Doom Patrol and Teen Titans and Marvel's X-Men. 1036 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:10,640 And then the Weaponers of AIM, which was the Weaponers of Clard and Marvel's AIM. 1037 00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:17,840 So in general and in conclusion to the Amalgamation universe, they fucking. 1038 00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:18,840 They have a fuck. 1039 00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:22,200 They just wanted to make some money so they can buy some of the big name characters and 1040 00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:23,600 they fucked up the entire thing. 1041 00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:26,960 They just fucking shit all over it. 1042 00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:31,040 Basically, it is the randomest sound I should have ever heard. 1043 00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:33,280 Most of it was. 1044 00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:38,320 I thought I'd go through some of those names because some of them are just the worst names 1045 00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:41,880 I've ever heard. 1046 00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:44,120 They publish this stuff like it's like, oh, it's OK. 1047 00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:46,920 Like, oh, they're going to love this. 1048 00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:52,600 I hope they put somewhere that was satire or something. 1049 00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:54,640 But it's it literally exists. 1050 00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:56,320 Apparently it is there. 1051 00:48:56,320 --> 00:49:02,440 There is a world in this like they actually have Earth numbers for this universe. 1052 00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:05,400 Which is scary on so many levels. 1053 00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:09,840 Especially with Marvel doing other weird ass fucking multiverse stuff. 1054 00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:12,520 Yeah, before you know it, it'll be there too. 1055 00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:15,160 And then you have all the shit that they've done with DC. 1056 00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:19,840 Like how many different universes and multiverses and how many times have they had to reset 1057 00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:21,320 the fucking universe? 1058 00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:24,200 That one time for this DCU. 1059 00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:27,960 They got to fix that one timeline. 1060 00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:35,160 I don't mind the multiverse, but good God, just sometimes it all I can say in conclusion 1061 00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:36,160 to all of it. 1062 00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:38,720 Remember, there was a character called the White Whip. 1063 00:49:38,720 --> 00:49:39,720 Jesus. 1064 00:49:39,720 --> 00:49:44,880 And Black Tom Savage on the same team. 1065 00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:46,440 They can get along. 1066 00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:47,440 Everybody can get along. 1067 00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:48,440 There you go. 1068 00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:51,360 Yeah, they can set aside the differences in the world. 1069 00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:55,320 We get along too. 1070 00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:57,760 But that is all we got for you guys this week. 1071 00:49:57,760 --> 00:49:59,280 We will see you guys on the next one. 1072 00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:00,280 Here's something to fear. 1073 00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:02,560 What if you're not the Rickest version of you? 1074 00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:03,560 Goodbye. 1075 00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:28,960 I'm Rick James, bitch.