Hello and welcome back to Midweek Definitions.
I'm Michael.
I'm Noe.
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What you got for us this week?
Alright guys, so we got some more little definitions for you to help you out in the midweek.
Some, you know, from the authority on the English language, the Urban Dictionary.
Don't actually look at the authority of the Urban Dictionary.
Alright so we start off with this one uploaded by Seth Lockmore on September 3rd, 2020.
It's a Princess Rend, the deity of the gaming world, a holy figure that gamers pray to for
powerups and buffs.
I didn't know that.
I haven't heard of it.
I mean it's always a little more wholesome than some of the other things that you find
on there.
I'll go to the next one.
I think Princess Rend that they pray to for powerups and buffs, I always thank Kratos when
I find some weapons, some guns, some ammo in Resident Evil games.
I'm like thank you Kratos, God of War.
It's a bountiful gift of shotgun shells.
Alright next we got the uploaded by IC12ice on March 19th, 2006.
Peruvian death pepper.
A hellish hot pepper that puts all other peppers to shame.
Probably close to the 50-60 million Scoville units.
Fuck.
If not more as it is mythical in nature.
Can be seen in a Garfield comic strip as John and Garfield have a hot pepper eating contest
with Garfield being unable to stomach the Peruvian death pepper.
So I guess there's a comic book with Peruvian death pepper.
I'll have to look it up one day.
Yeah, yeah.
That means it passes all of the other crazy spicy ones.
Scoville's high, yeah.
Damn.
Alright next one is uploaded by Fliggy on April 12, 2009.
Urban dickhead.
Someone who's always looking up words on Urban Dickhead to use in everyday life.
Basically me.
They are addicted or obsessed with the site.
They use the word so much that they become annoying and no one wants to talk to them.
Well, I just had to say that one.
Alright next one is by SpidersX September 24, 2008.
Chunder bunny.
So an otherwise attractive woman who vomits during a data party.
I don't know why they call it a chunder bunny.
Well, like from the nerves I guess.
I don't know.
First of all, you don't want to throw up at all in a public venue, you know?
No, nobody wants to do that.
It's like the most vulnerable state, right?
You're bent over, you're fucking coughing up everything you got.
Crying.
Yeah, you're probably crying, you're probably hairs in your face.
Someone could come run up and just put a dick up your ass.
You wouldn't be ready for it.
The worst time.
That's why I don't use the urinals by the way.
I always use the stall.
Someone could just come up and pin you against a wall.
Your panther art guy before you know it.
Hey, they got their...
Sounds like a true serum.
Hey man.
I ain't getting caught.
I know man, in the bathroom.
Sounds like you've been to a few bars.
Didn't you say that?
This next one is uploaded by Mallochicks on April 19, 2009.
Called Meat Wedgie.
The act of tucking one's meat in between the cheeks of the buttocks.
Never heard of that one, but it was funny.
I thought it was just called hot dogging.
That's when you put yours in between someone's ass cheeks.
I don't know.
The authorities on the sandwich and we always know we're talking about me. You're a Taylor Jenner, right? No
He didn't she didn't do that she I don't know, you know, what's into my business actually
Next to a little by Jimbo Jimbo D on October 16 2010, you got beach muscles
The muscles that are gained through working out in the gym and may make a man look strong
But in reality they are gauges for show like on a beach hence the name and therefore an addictive of toughness or fortitude
Oh, so everybody build a river, okay?
Yeah, lift shit. Oh, yeah, you can't beat that works that work strength. No
There's a difference. Yeah, there's a huge difference. Apparently they call it farmer strength
Yeah, if you've been with you may not look at but shit
Like a tan you're good with somebody that's working at working out in a gym every day
Gigantic motherfuckers. They can't pick up like a 50-pound bag of something. It's like it's the wrong angle to lift it, bro
Wonder why that is that's weird
Happens all the time. Well, I can't speak from experience. I'm fat as fuck
All right, next one's up by anonymous
February 14 2004 cake stand
If you don't it's basically okay. We actually doing a handset on a cake while guzzling got a massive amount of said cakes
Contest to a toes like dispenser. So I was expecting it to be much worse than that
Sometimes they're informative. Okay. Okay the common myth that you got me on edge
There's a common myth that by being positioned upside down during the consumption of beer the alcohol reach the brain more quickly
This is an anatomically possible given that the beer must reach the stomach first. Mm-hmm. The person performing such an act is
Typically physically supported by many
intoxicated friends
The only thing that is gonna do is probably make the blood rush to your head. Yeah
Right, this one was uploaded by Don Don Chiroso on
July 11 2018
Skagwoods
The bar located in Tampa near a awfully kept stinky sewer
plant full of crags and drug addict skanks and hags
They just they just shit on this bar. Basically in Tampa. I'm sorry Tampa bar Skagwoods
I know considering that I know a few of those kind of bars
This one's pretty funny uploaded by Sparky Yus December 16 to 2019 a bagel snatcher I
Did read that laugh for the first time
When a person is only a trailer to and dates Jewish people. I
Don't know why they call it a bagel snatcher
It's because of the
headpiece
No, why is it called a bagel snatcher? It's not racist. I apologize if it is
Alright one more
This one takes a turn by the way
There's a key for the war. There's four entries, right? Uh-huh, and they all seem similar in a way
No, they all the two of them are similar ones different and that one's real fucking different
Okay, so it's uploaded by you may with an a not Jimmy. You may it's me. Yeah on December 30th 2004
diddle
So first entry to touch across the general in some way
second entry female masturbation
Just so you can say she's diddling herself
Third entry to cheater swindle fourth entry. Yeah, I don't know doesn't make sense
But the fourth ones out of way out of left field fourth century to you, Remy bottle up your owner someone else's ass
First one's touching right? What that makes more sense. That's that was just cheating somebody. Yeah, but the fourth one
Oh, you're random we're changing words
It's the authority on the English language what the what the urban dictionary says goes I guess true not not the Oxford
Not an American web
Dictionary will be fair here. The Oxford dictionary has almost become an urban dictionary
So hey, I keep up with the mit with the words. They got no choice
They have a lot of circular definitions and the Oxford dictionary at this point
So I gotta learn your English some way
That's it
Alrighty a quick little short video to keep you guys educated and you know, use these use these in school
Again
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