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Hello and welcome back to Midweek Definitions.

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I'm Michael.

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I'm Noe.

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And we are the Knights of Entertainment.

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What you got for us this week?

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Alright guys, so we got some more little definitions for you to help you out in the midweek.

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Some, you know, from the authority on the English language, the Urban Dictionary.

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Don't actually look at the authority of the Urban Dictionary.

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Alright so we start off with this one uploaded by Seth Lockmore on September 3rd, 2020.

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It's a Princess Rend, the deity of the gaming world, a holy figure that gamers pray to for

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powerups and buffs.

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I didn't know that.

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I haven't heard of it.

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I mean it's always a little more wholesome than some of the other things that you find

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on there.

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I'll go to the next one.

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I think Princess Rend that they pray to for powerups and buffs, I always thank Kratos when

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I find some weapons, some guns, some ammo in Resident Evil games.

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I'm like thank you Kratos, God of War.

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It's a bountiful gift of shotgun shells.

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Alright next we got the uploaded by IC12ice on March 19th, 2006.

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Peruvian death pepper.

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A hellish hot pepper that puts all other peppers to shame.

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Probably close to the 50-60 million Scoville units.

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Fuck.

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If not more as it is mythical in nature.

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Can be seen in a Garfield comic strip as John and Garfield have a hot pepper eating contest

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with Garfield being unable to stomach the Peruvian death pepper.

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So I guess there's a comic book with Peruvian death pepper.

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I'll have to look it up one day.

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Yeah, yeah.

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That means it passes all of the other crazy spicy ones.

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Scoville's high, yeah.

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Damn.

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Alright next one is uploaded by Fliggy on April 12, 2009.

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Urban dickhead.

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Someone who's always looking up words on Urban Dickhead to use in everyday life.

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Basically me.

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They are addicted or obsessed with the site.

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They use the word so much that they become annoying and no one wants to talk to them.

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Well, I just had to say that one.

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Alright next one is by SpidersX September 24, 2008.

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Chunder bunny.

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So an otherwise attractive woman who vomits during a data party.

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I don't know why they call it a chunder bunny.

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Well, like from the nerves I guess.

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I don't know.

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First of all, you don't want to throw up at all in a public venue, you know?

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No, nobody wants to do that.

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It's like the most vulnerable state, right?

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You're bent over, you're fucking coughing up everything you got.

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Crying.

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Yeah, you're probably crying, you're probably hairs in your face.

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Someone could come run up and just put a dick up your ass.

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You wouldn't be ready for it.

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The worst time.

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That's why I don't use the urinals by the way.

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I always use the stall.

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Someone could just come up and pin you against a wall.

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Your panther art guy before you know it.

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Hey, they got their...

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Sounds like a true serum.

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Hey man.

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I ain't getting caught.

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I know man, in the bathroom.

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Sounds like you've been to a few bars.

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Didn't you say that?

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This next one is uploaded by Mallochicks on April 19, 2009.

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Called Meat Wedgie.

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The act of tucking one's meat in between the cheeks of the buttocks.

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Never heard of that one, but it was funny.

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I thought it was just called hot dogging.

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That's when you put yours in between someone's ass cheeks.

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I don't know.

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The authorities on the sandwich and we always know we're talking about me. You're a Taylor Jenner, right? No

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He didn't she didn't do that she I don't know, you know, what's into my business actually

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Next to a little by Jimbo Jimbo D on October 16 2010, you got beach muscles

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The muscles that are gained through working out in the gym and may make a man look strong

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But in reality they are gauges for show like on a beach hence the name and therefore an addictive of toughness or fortitude

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Oh, so everybody build a river, okay?

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Yeah, lift shit. Oh, yeah, you can't beat that works that work strength. No

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There's a difference. Yeah, there's a huge difference. Apparently they call it farmer strength

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Yeah, if you've been with you may not look at but shit

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Like a tan you're good with somebody that's working at working out in a gym every day

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Gigantic motherfuckers. They can't pick up like a 50-pound bag of something. It's like it's the wrong angle to lift it, bro

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Wonder why that is that's weird

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Happens all the time. Well, I can't speak from experience. I'm fat as fuck

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All right, next one's up by anonymous

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February 14 2004 cake stand

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If you don't it's basically okay. We actually doing a handset on a cake while guzzling got a massive amount of said cakes

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Contest to a toes like dispenser. So I was expecting it to be much worse than that

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Sometimes they're informative. Okay. Okay the common myth that you got me on edge

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There's a common myth that by being positioned upside down during the consumption of beer the alcohol reach the brain more quickly

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This is an anatomically possible given that the beer must reach the stomach first. Mm-hmm. The person performing such an act is

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Typically physically supported by many

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intoxicated friends

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The only thing that is gonna do is probably make the blood rush to your head. Yeah

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Right, this one was uploaded by Don Don Chiroso on

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July 11 2018

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Skagwoods

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The bar located in Tampa near a awfully kept stinky sewer

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plant full of crags and drug addict skanks and hags

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They just they just shit on this bar. Basically in Tampa. I'm sorry Tampa bar Skagwoods

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I know considering that I know a few of those kind of bars

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This one's pretty funny uploaded by Sparky Yus December 16 to 2019 a bagel snatcher I

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Did read that laugh for the first time

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When a person is only a trailer to and dates Jewish people. I

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Don't know why they call it a bagel snatcher

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It's because of the

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headpiece

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No, why is it called a bagel snatcher? It's not racist. I apologize if it is

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Alright one more

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This one takes a turn by the way

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There's a key for the war. There's four entries, right? Uh-huh, and they all seem similar in a way

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No, they all the two of them are similar ones different and that one's real fucking different

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Okay, so it's uploaded by you may with an a not Jimmy. You may it's me. Yeah on December 30th 2004

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diddle

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So first entry to touch across the general in some way

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second entry female masturbation

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Just so you can say she's diddling herself

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Third entry to cheater swindle fourth entry. Yeah, I don't know doesn't make sense

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But the fourth ones out of way out of left field fourth century to you, Remy bottle up your owner someone else's ass

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First one's touching right? What that makes more sense. That's that was just cheating somebody. Yeah, but the fourth one

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Oh, you're random we're changing words

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It's the authority on the English language what the what the urban dictionary says goes I guess true not not the Oxford

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Not an American web

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Dictionary will be fair here. The Oxford dictionary has almost become an urban dictionary

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So hey, I keep up with the mit with the words. They got no choice

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They have a lot of circular definitions and the Oxford dictionary at this point

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So I gotta learn your English some way

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That's it

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Alrighty a quick little short video to keep you guys educated and you know, use these use these in school

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Again

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Do you guys have any question comments or anything like you have any words you want me to look up?

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Let me know if you got anything that you want him to look up

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Nice of entertainment podcast at gmail.com and we will see you guys next time. Adios