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All right, guys, so as you know, we like to give you a couple of definitions in the midweek
to help you through your midweek.
Basically, the same thing.
And of course, I go through the Urban Dictionary, the number one authority on the human language.
I stand by that statement.
All right, so first up is uploaded by Twitter Man on April 23rd, 2009.
Boner style.
So when something is so cool or stylish that it causes an actual erection.
Oh, God.
I've never had something so fucking phenomenal that I'm just like, boom.
No.
I'm like, damn, that dress gets my dick hard.
It's never been that.
I haven't had that issue.
All right.
The next one uploaded by more cowbell to 416.
You know where that comes from.
I gotta have more.
I gotta have more cowbell.
Yeah, I love that.
Wolf arrows just fucking going off.
We're talking about blue oyster colt and fucking Christopher walking.
I gotta gotta have more cowbell.
Uploaded on December 25th, 2011.
It sounds bad.
It's bad.
Everybody.
It's OK.
It's just really uncomfortable.
Blanket rape.
I see your face.
Hold on.
The act of violently and unexpectedly removing a blanket while someone is covered by a sudden
blanket leaving the victim helpless, vulnerable and pissed off.
Can you imagine being in such good sleep as someone just so every person that's married,
man, that would I would be so fucking pissed if someone ripped the blanket off on me.
I've had that happen.
Yes.
My dick, dick swinging back.
I ain't got.
I see.
I've been.
You have you.
I've been blank.
What happened?
She took the blanket.
I'm like, shit.
It's like, yeah, like it's just like a sudden hit of adrenaline.
And then you wake up angry.
I bet you I bet you the level of blanker is going to rise up after this.
Yes, it will.
All right.
So this next one is uploaded by Lanky Indian on March 22nd, 2015.
Prem, the wife frothy liquid that accumulates around the vagina during intercourse.
I didn't know they had a word.
Oh, so the cream?
Yeah, basically.
There you go.
Prem.
Cream fresh.
All right.
So next one is uploaded by that one teen on February 7th, 2016.
Polish the floorboards to the eating shade pussy.
Yeah.
It's a nice one.
I like it.
Yeah, it's a little more wholesome.
OK.
Compared to the other ones you've had.
Just go back and listen to the old ones.
My God.
I hope you do like coming to success.
All right.
Next one is uploaded by E2 known.
Weird on November 23rd, 2022.
Coochie hit.
So slang for STD test results.
It's going to check to make sure you don't die.
Hey, if you're sexually active anyway, always get STD tests regularly.
This is the PD.
This was our PSA.
And screen the people that you're going to go sleep with.
Don't find a hoe.
Don't just dive in there with anybody.
Don't go looking for the three or fours, the three or fours.
I don't know what that is.
Oh, upside down on the calculator.
It is.
Jesus.
I'll type that in later.
This next one.
Oh, boy.
This next one.
I live by Nick Francis on May 11, 2008.
Puffy taco.
So when you when you punch a vagina until it swells up and then you eat it.
Oh, yeah.
It's pretty fucking bad.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's not something I'm looking forward to.
I'm gonna ask you what it's like to get hit in the vagina.
So what does that feel like?
I know what I feel like hitting the balls.
It's the most screeching pain on demand.
I would have.
OK.
Hear me out.
It probably depends where you smack a bitch in the clitoris.
I wonder if you probably hurts.
I wonder if you punch it right and then you get stuck in there.
Well, I would say that she's pretty damn loose.
Oh, at that point, doesn't it just become fisting?
Well, yeah, but not intentionally.
Violently.
Just trying to punch in the vagina.
They got weird, I guess.
I'll put on this one.
Next one is uploaded by Lou Palomo on June 15, 2006.
A snatter.
So the common the common household vagina.
I just realized that the ladies are the same theme.
I wasn't meaning to.
They just go that way.
All right.
This next one is uploaded by NC Smith on October 28, 2009.
It's a gangster's paradox.
No, I'm just paradox.
I should look it up and see what it says.
So the theory that if you give a gangster a three cornered hat, he will spend an infinite
amount of time trying to find a good way to turn it sideways.
This is the perfect way to create a perpetual motion machine.
That's kind of mean.
But I can see it.
I can't get this shit to work.
All right.
Last one is uploaded by Dr. Pepper 0202 on February 23, 2023.
This is very recent.
It's a couple of weeks ago.
Yeah.
Mongolian corkscrew.
I'm ready for this one.
To cut off circulation to the head of your penis until it turns purple.
Then grab your balls and twist and spin them around your penis clockwise until there is
immense pain.
And masturbate as fast as possible so that when you cum, your balls burst.
Oh, God, that is the most painful shit I've ever heard.
Yeah.
Mongolian.
What kind of desensitive balls do you have?
It's like, hey, man, I've been through everything.
I got to get these balls.
God, if I ever get to the point, what was it that...
You gotta do it clockwise too.
I can't remember...Robin Williams had a joke about that a long time ago where he's like...
He needs so much stimulation having sex with his wife or whatever, something like that,
where he's like, okay, I'm going to jump off the top of the bed.
You like the sparkler that's in your ass.
Got it.
It's like a whole list of things.
That's what it reminds me of.
Like the escalation could do to board him from continual familiarity.
Yeah, like it's gotten so bad that you have to come up with so much stuff just to get
off.
Hey, man, you got to start doing porn if you're going to eat that wild.
My God.
You know what my porn star name would be?
Hey, don't no one steal it.
My porn star name would be Papi Luce.
So it's basically Spanish for Daddy Candy.
That's right.
Papi Luce is my porn star name.
Don't take it from me.
If I could go on Pornhub tomorrow and it's like a hundred of them will be mad as hell.
So you're just trying to be like, what's his name now, aren't you?
With his sugar babies.
Big Ed.
Oh, that one guy with the neck.
Now pervert.
No, it's a porn star name, so I'll be banging porn stars.
It'll be Big Porn Stars.
Big Porn Star Ed.
Isn't he like what, 4'11"?
He's pretty damn short.
I'm pretty short too.
I'm 5'3".
5'3 an old man.
You're probably still taller than him.
Is that everything for the week?
That's everything we got today.
All right.
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