1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,520 Hello and welcome back to Midweek Urban Dictionary. 2 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:14,520 I'm Michael. 3 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:15,520 I'm Noé. 4 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:16,520 And we are the Knights of Entertainment. 5 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:17,520 What you got for us? 6 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:22,480 All right, guys, so as you know, we like to give you a couple of definitions in the midweek 7 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:24,880 to help you through your midweek. 8 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:28,360 Basically, the same thing. 9 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:32,080 And of course, I go through the Urban Dictionary, the number one authority on the human language. 10 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:34,960 I stand by that statement. 11 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:42,000 All right, so first up is uploaded by Twitter Man on April 23rd, 2009. 12 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,720 Boner style. 13 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:47,000 So when something is so cool or stylish that it causes an actual erection. 14 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,000 Oh, God. 15 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:53,280 I've never had something so fucking phenomenal that I'm just like, boom. 16 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:54,280 No. 17 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:58,960 I'm like, damn, that dress gets my dick hard. 18 00:00:58,960 --> 00:00:59,960 It's never been that. 19 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:02,960 I haven't had that issue. 20 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:03,960 All right. 21 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:07,760 The next one uploaded by more cowbell to 416. 22 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:08,760 You know where that comes from. 23 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:09,760 I gotta have more. 24 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:10,760 I gotta have more cowbell. 25 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:14,000 Yeah, I love that. 26 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,160 Wolf arrows just fucking going off. 27 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:20,120 We're talking about blue oyster colt and fucking Christopher walking. 28 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:22,400 I gotta gotta have more cowbell. 29 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:27,160 Uploaded on December 25th, 2011. 30 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:28,160 It sounds bad. 31 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:29,160 It's bad. 32 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:30,160 Everybody. 33 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:31,160 Everybody. 34 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:32,160 It's OK. 35 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:36,320 It's just really uncomfortable. 36 00:01:36,320 --> 00:01:37,320 Blanket rape. 37 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:39,320 I see your face. 38 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:40,920 Hold on. 39 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:45,040 The act of violently and unexpectedly removing a blanket while someone is covered by a sudden 40 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:47,960 blanket leaving the victim helpless, vulnerable and pissed off. 41 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:54,560 Can you imagine being in such good sleep as someone just so every person that's married, 42 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:58,560 man, that would I would be so fucking pissed if someone ripped the blanket off on me. 43 00:01:58,560 --> 00:01:59,560 I've had that happen. 44 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:00,560 Yes. 45 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:01,560 My dick, dick swinging back. 46 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:02,560 I ain't got. 47 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:03,560 I see. 48 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:04,560 I've been. 49 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:05,560 You have you. 50 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:06,560 I've been blank. 51 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:07,560 What happened? 52 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:08,560 She took the blanket. 53 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:09,560 I'm like, shit. 54 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:14,560 It's like, yeah, like it's just like a sudden hit of adrenaline. 55 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:21,560 And then you wake up angry. 56 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:25,560 I bet you I bet you the level of blanker is going to rise up after this. 57 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:26,560 Yes, it will. 58 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:27,560 All right. 59 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:32,560 So this next one is uploaded by Lanky Indian on March 22nd, 2015. 60 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:39,640 Prem, the wife frothy liquid that accumulates around the vagina during intercourse. 61 00:02:39,640 --> 00:02:40,640 I didn't know they had a word. 62 00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:41,640 Oh, so the cream? 63 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:42,640 Yeah, basically. 64 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:43,640 There you go. 65 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:44,640 There you go. 66 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:45,640 Prem. 67 00:02:45,640 --> 00:02:46,640 Cream fresh. 68 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:47,640 Cream fresh. 69 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:48,640 All right. 70 00:02:48,640 --> 00:02:57,520 So next one is uploaded by that one teen on February 7th, 2016. 71 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:00,520 Polish the floorboards to the eating shade pussy. 72 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:01,520 Yeah. 73 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:03,120 It's a nice one. 74 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:04,120 I like it. 75 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:05,120 Yeah, it's a little more wholesome. 76 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:06,120 OK. 77 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:09,120 Compared to the other ones you've had. 78 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:11,560 Just go back and listen to the old ones. 79 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:12,560 My God. 80 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:15,320 I hope you do like coming to success. 81 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:16,320 All right. 82 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:18,320 Next one is uploaded by E2 known. 83 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:21,520 Weird on November 23rd, 2022. 84 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:23,040 Coochie hit. 85 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:25,520 So slang for STD test results. 86 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:26,960 It's going to check to make sure you don't die. 87 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:31,320 Hey, if you're sexually active anyway, always get STD tests regularly. 88 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:32,320 This is the PD. 89 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:34,400 This was our PSA. 90 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:39,040 And screen the people that you're going to go sleep with. 91 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:40,040 Don't find a hoe. 92 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:42,240 Don't just dive in there with anybody. 93 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:44,920 Don't go looking for the three or fours, the three or fours. 94 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:45,920 I don't know what that is. 95 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:47,920 Oh, upside down on the calculator. 96 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:48,920 It is. 97 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:49,920 Jesus. 98 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:50,920 I'll type that in later. 99 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:51,920 This next one. 100 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:52,920 Oh, boy. 101 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:53,920 This next one. 102 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:57,880 I live by Nick Francis on May 11, 2008. 103 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:59,600 Puffy taco. 104 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:02,280 So when you when you punch a vagina until it swells up and then you eat it. 105 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:03,280 Oh, yeah. 106 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:04,280 It's pretty fucking bad. 107 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:05,280 Oh, yeah. 108 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:06,280 Yeah, that's not something I'm looking forward to. 109 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:09,280 I'm gonna ask you what it's like to get hit in the vagina. 110 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:10,720 So what does that feel like? 111 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:12,920 I know what I feel like hitting the balls. 112 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,640 It's the most screeching pain on demand. 113 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:15,640 I would have. 114 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:16,640 OK. 115 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:17,640 Hear me out. 116 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:21,160 It probably depends where you smack a bitch in the clitoris. 117 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:22,800 I wonder if you probably hurts. 118 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:26,320 I wonder if you punch it right and then you get stuck in there. 119 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:30,360 Well, I would say that she's pretty damn loose. 120 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:36,200 Oh, at that point, doesn't it just become fisting? 121 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:38,720 Well, yeah, but not intentionally. 122 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:39,720 Violently. 123 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:43,480 Just trying to punch in the vagina. 124 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:44,480 They got weird, I guess. 125 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:45,480 I'll put on this one. 126 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:49,440 Next one is uploaded by Lou Palomo on June 15, 2006. 127 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:50,940 A snatter. 128 00:04:50,940 --> 00:04:53,480 So the common the common household vagina. 129 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:57,080 I just realized that the ladies are the same theme. 130 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:58,080 I wasn't meaning to. 131 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:00,080 They just go that way. 132 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:01,080 All right. 133 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:06,280 This next one is uploaded by NC Smith on October 28, 2009. 134 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:08,680 It's a gangster's paradox. 135 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:12,520 No, I'm just paradox. 136 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:15,280 I should look it up and see what it says. 137 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:18,760 So the theory that if you give a gangster a three cornered hat, he will spend an infinite 138 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:22,920 amount of time trying to find a good way to turn it sideways. 139 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:25,640 This is the perfect way to create a perpetual motion machine. 140 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:28,800 That's kind of mean. 141 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:33,800 But I can see it. 142 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:38,920 I can't get this shit to work. 143 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:39,920 All right. 144 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:43,720 Last one is uploaded by Dr. Pepper 0202 on February 23, 2023. 145 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:44,720 This is very recent. 146 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:46,760 It's a couple of weeks ago. 147 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:47,760 Yeah. 148 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:48,760 Mongolian corkscrew. 149 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:53,360 I'm ready for this one. 150 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:56,640 To cut off circulation to the head of your penis until it turns purple. 151 00:05:56,640 --> 00:06:01,320 Then grab your balls and twist and spin them around your penis clockwise until there is 152 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:02,480 immense pain. 153 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:06,120 And masturbate as fast as possible so that when you cum, your balls burst. 154 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:10,960 Oh, God, that is the most painful shit I've ever heard. 155 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:11,960 Yeah. 156 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:12,960 Mongolian. 157 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:15,360 What kind of desensitive balls do you have? 158 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:17,080 It's like, hey, man, I've been through everything. 159 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:19,080 I got to get these balls. 160 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:23,560 God, if I ever get to the point, what was it that... 161 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:25,960 You gotta do it clockwise too. 162 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:34,520 I can't remember...Robin Williams had a joke about that a long time ago where he's like... 163 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:38,200 He needs so much stimulation having sex with his wife or whatever, something like that, 164 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:41,600 where he's like, okay, I'm going to jump off the top of the bed. 165 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:43,200 You like the sparkler that's in your ass. 166 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:44,200 Got it. 167 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:45,200 It's like a whole list of things. 168 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:48,200 That's what it reminds me of. 169 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:52,400 Like the escalation could do to board him from continual familiarity. 170 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:59,040 Yeah, like it's gotten so bad that you have to come up with so much stuff just to get 171 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:00,040 off. 172 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:02,120 Hey, man, you got to start doing porn if you're going to eat that wild. 173 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:03,120 My God. 174 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:06,480 You know what my porn star name would be? 175 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:08,720 Hey, don't no one steal it. 176 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:11,400 My porn star name would be Papi Luce. 177 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:14,520 So it's basically Spanish for Daddy Candy. 178 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:15,520 That's right. 179 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:17,920 Papi Luce is my porn star name. 180 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:19,200 Don't take it from me. 181 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:23,600 If I could go on Pornhub tomorrow and it's like a hundred of them will be mad as hell. 182 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:27,120 So you're just trying to be like, what's his name now, aren't you? 183 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:29,880 With his sugar babies. 184 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:30,880 Big Ed. 185 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:31,880 Big Ed. 186 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:35,360 Oh, that one guy with the neck. 187 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:36,360 Now pervert. 188 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:40,240 No, it's a porn star name, so I'll be banging porn stars. 189 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:43,160 It'll be Big Porn Stars. 190 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:44,160 Big Porn Star Ed. 191 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:46,840 Isn't he like what, 4'11"? 192 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:49,640 He's pretty damn short. 193 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:50,640 I'm pretty short too. 194 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:51,640 I'm 5'3". 195 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:52,640 5'3 an old man. 196 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:55,640 You're probably still taller than him. 197 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:59,120 Is that everything for the week? 198 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:00,120 That's everything we got today. 199 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:01,120 All right. 200 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:02,120 We will see you guys next time. 201 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:03,120 Enjoy the rest of your week. 202 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:04,120 And remember, if you're winning down, eat around. 203 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:17,760 Have you like, X.