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Hello and welcome everybody to episode 13 of the podcast.
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I'm Michael.
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I'm Noe.
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And we are the Knights of Entertainment, a podcast covering deep dives into your favorite
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unknown comic books, movies, games, and more weekly.
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We appreciate you tuning in and hope you enjoy the show.
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This is what we are covering this evening.
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We got movies.
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There you go.
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Let's go ahead and get into it.
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All right.
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So today I got three movies more or less to cover.
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So we got the 1983 Scarface.
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We've got 1999 Deep Blue Sea.
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And we got a little short film that I saw the other day called One Like It.
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Just a 2022, no, 2020 Egyptian short film.
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All right.
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So let's start with Scarface.
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Now everyone knows Scarface.
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It's, you know, Tony Montana.
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It's Scarface.
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It's basically the classic gangster movie, the quintessential gangster movie.
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It's the story of a Cuban refugee.
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Tony Montana starts at a dishwasher in Miami, goes out to be the drug kingpin of Miami.
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Basically, that's, that's everyone.
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Everyone knows Scarface.
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So this is a convoluted introduction, by the way.
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So this Scarface was inspired by a 1932 movie called Scarface, The Shame of a Nation or
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The Shame of the Nation.
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It's either of a or of the, they changed the title, which itself was inspired by a book,
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a 1930 novel called Scarface written by Armitage Trail.
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That book was inspired by the actual gangster Al Capone.
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So it's just a whole domino up and down, all the way up.
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So as I said before, I like to talk about just certain things within a movie that I
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really enjoyed instead of giving the whole movie because it'd be like a two hour video
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if I did three movies.
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Yeah.
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It'd be a complete breakdown reaction.
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It'd be like a whole, yeah, pretty much a whole goddamn deep dive into like into the
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Mary on the Trench.
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So basically we start with the part where Tony goes to Bolivia to meet this guy named
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Alejandro Sosa on behalf of his boss, Frank Lopez, to make a deal.
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And Tony does an unauthorized deal for more product than he was supposed to because basically
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Sosa has, he's like the manufacturer of cocaine.
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He's got cocaine out the ass in Bolivia.
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They're just making it.
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People left a barrel of cocaine or whatever they're putting it in.
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But he has no distribution system.
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He wants Frank Lopez, Tony's boss, to take over the distribution of cocaine to America.
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So Tony does the, he disobeys the orders and he takes a deal that Frank Lopez didn't
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authorize which by the way, Frank Lopez didn't even do anything about it.
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If one of your subordinates in the criminal underworld disobeys one of your orders, more
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than likely he's going to try to kill you someday.
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Then you get into like the, what is it, power?
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Yeah.
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That seems more realistic to me.
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I'm like, let me deal with this subordinate underling before he kills me in my sleep or
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something.
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But he never does.
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And lo and behold, actually he does try to kill Tony, but for a completely unrelated
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reason.
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He just made him mad one day.
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Like legit, they were at the Babylon Club, which is like, that scene is like, the Babylon
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Club is like a set scene for like four scenes.
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They're four times in this movie.
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It's like a regular location.
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Oh, by the way, this movie was like two hours and 50 minutes long.
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So if you're ready, you buckle up.
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That's without commercials.
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That's like on Hulu.
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How close was that to the Godfather?
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The Godfather was like 15 hours long.
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Nowhere near.
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So yeah, so Tony eventually kills Frank for an unrelated reason.
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Actually, he doesn't kill Frank.
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He has Manny, Tony's best friend, kill this fucking cockroach.
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Like I'm not going to kill you.
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Manny kill this guy.
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This was a perfect gangster moment.
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He has another guy kill the guy.
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And then he takes over the drug empire.
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And him and Sosa, they have a montage and it's just, they're just making money upon
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money.
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Like we should be doing, we should instead of this podcast, we should be selling drugs,
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making millions of dollars.
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Like they're just making money upon money.
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And you would think making money, no problem.
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But guess what?
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Problem.
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Because they're, they have to, they have to launder this money and make it clean because
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they, how do they explain you have all this money just all of a sudden in your fucking.
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See that's my theory for mattress firm.
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Is it just a money laundering scheme?
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Just a money.
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Because you never see anybody inside of there ever.
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Sometimes I do wonder about businesses.
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Like you guys are open and no one ever comes in here, but you guys never close.
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But maybe we shouldn't ask him that many questions before we go missing.
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So this bank manager or bank guy that he's going to, that he's lying to, he's like,
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I can't take any more of this money.
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The IRS is sniffing around.
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I have to raise your interest rates so we can keep this business going.
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Tony's like, man, it raised my interest.
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He's fucking pissed.
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How are you going to raise some interest rates on a gangster?
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So he was not having it.
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So Manny, Tony's friend was like, I know this guy, Cytobomb, you take him the money, all
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of it and he can launder it for you.
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He'll give you actual checks and at a lower rate you'll be making just a bunch of bank.
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Tony's like, okay, let me do that.
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And it's a long scene by the way.
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They're counting the money, right?
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And they count the first batch as like one point something or two point something million.
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And he's saying it's 2.1 and Tony's like, I got 2.6, let's count it again, man.
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They're like, I'm not about to count this money again.
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So Cytobomb just like waves it off like, oh, it's just change, whatever.
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They show a clock and it has one time and then it's like hours later, the same location.
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So it's like, they've been there for hours.
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And I'm out of breath already.
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I'm working on it.
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As I get better, I won't be at his best.
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I can tell you guys hear me breathing all the time and I'm sorry.
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I'll get better at it.
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So they finally count, they're at the very last of the money to count, right?
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So we got one more left.
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They bring it in and then all of a sudden fucking Cytobomb pulls out a gun on Tony and
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his partner in the room pulls out a gun on Tony's partner and you find out that they're
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cops.
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So you're under arrest and Tony's like, fuck, they caught me.
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So here's the thing, they can't arrest Tony for any actual, they got no evidence on actual
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drug dealing, murders, anything, but they can actually have him arrested for tax evasion.
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Same thing with Al Capone.
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Exactly.
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He got 11 years for tax evasion, destroyed Al Capone's empire.
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He had syphilis too, so he rotted his brain.
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So Tony's going to get five years and then Manny's like, five years in American prison?
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That's like a hotel.
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Tony's like, are you fucking, five years?
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Are you fucking crazy?
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He's been in jail one time and he is never going back, no matter how much time it is.
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So Tony's like, fuck, what do I do now?
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So Tony meets with Sosa and Sosa tells him, I heard about your troubles with the US government.
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I got some friends in Washington who will just completely take care of that for you,
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but I need a favor in return.
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So it's a favor for a favor.
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There's this guy that's been going all over Bolivia, pretty much just exposing Sosa and
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his partners as drugs and illegal dealings, everything, right?
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And at first they didn't really pay much attention to it, but now people are really listening
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and now he's going on like international news.
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It's going on 60 minutes, he's going to France, just talking about how bad, how corrupt Bolivia
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is.
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So now Sosa's like, well, we got to take care of this guy.
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And he's going to give a speech at the UN in New York.
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And Sosa has a guy named Alberto, who's an expert in disposal, which is just assassination.
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He's good at killing.
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The only problem is he doesn't speak English and he doesn't know his way around America.
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That's what they need Tony for.
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He takes this guy, he takes him around, he helps him out.
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The guy does his thing, done.
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So they do.
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They go to New York.
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By the way, the actor that played Alberto is Mark Margolis.
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I hope I said that right.
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He's the guy that played Hector Salamanca in Breaking Bad.
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He's the old guy in the wheelchair.
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But to pass out, I'm out of breath.
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I know.
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I'm getting better at it.
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So they go to New York.
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One night they stake out the guy.
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They don't even give the guy a name.
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I looked at the credits.
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The guy they killed, I couldn't find who it is.
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So I'm just going to call him the guy.
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Alberto puts a bomb underneath the guy's car and so someone wants to make a message.
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He wants them to blow the car at the steps of the UN building.
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So when he drives up there, and they're like, okay, no problem.
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But there is a problem.
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As they're driving there the next morning, following the guy, because he's got a radio
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controlled button to activate the bomb, they've got to stay within a certain range.
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The guy's wife and kids are in the car.
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It's like the wife and two little baby girls, well, little toddlers.
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And he's like, well, fuck, I can't.
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Tony's like, Alberto's cool.
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I'm about to kill all four of these people.
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I'm going to have a good night's sleep.
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Tony's like, I can't kill women and children.
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I'm not a fucking monster like you.
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I don't give a shit.
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He loses his shit, right?
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Before Alberto can blow the bomb, Tony kills him.
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And then he goes right back to Miami.
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So he goes right back to Miami.
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So we're coming close to the part that I enjoy most in this movie.
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I had to give all that exposition just for this one part.
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So Tony gets back to his house.
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He gets on the phone with Sosa.
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And Sosa's like, what happened, Tony?
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He's like, oh, you know, shit happens.
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I can't do a good Tony face.
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Oh, you know, man, what can I tell you, man?
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I always say man like mango.
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I like saying with the G, is that a man?
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He says man, but I like, hey, man.
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He's like, oh, you know, man, things happen.
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We'll get them next time.
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Sorry, I'm butchering the Tony of soprano.
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And he's like, you got a fucking pile of cocaine.
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He dumps it on his desk, right?
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Because he's talking to Sosa in his office over the phone.
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And Sosa's on a speaker.
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He's like, what happened, Tony?
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Tell me what happened.
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He's like, oh, you know, shit happens.
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He's fucking cleaning his hands, trying to get the dust of cocaine
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off his fingers.
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And he's snorting cocaine.
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So Sosa's like, we can't get him again, Tony.
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They found the bomb.
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Now he's got security of all kinds of security.
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We're never going to get him again.
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You'll fuck me, Tony.
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OK, so when Tony first met Sosa, he told him,
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I'll tell you only one thing.
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Don't fuck me, Tony.
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Don't ever fuck me.
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That's his only rule.
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Don't ever fuck Alejandro Sosa.
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So he's like, what did I tell you
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when we first met, you little fucking monkey?
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I said not to fuck me.
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Thank you.
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Fuck me.
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He was so mad.
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And then Tony, Tony's always had a bad temper.
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So he's like, who the fuck?
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He's practically barking like a dog.
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He's so mad.
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He grabs the speaker.
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This is the funniest part to me.
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It gets me out of the movie, but it's so funny in a good way.
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So he grabs the speaker, and he just starts fumbling.
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Like, wait, who the fuck?
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He's trying to hold onto the speaker, right?
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And it's like fumbling out of his hands.
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And eventually, he grabs it, and he starts screaming Sosa.
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And then he actually slams it down on purpose.
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It was all part of his plan.
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Then he tries to grab it again, and he's like, oh, fuck.
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This fucking speaker.
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So the actor, Al Pacino, is struggling with the speaker
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while still trying to play Tony Montana.
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So I don't know how it's the best scene in that fucking movie.
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Just watching fucking Al Pacino, like,
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I have this fucking speaker.
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It's like two hours, 24 minutes into the movie.
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I call it the speaker fumble.
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He's just like, god dang it.
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It is the best part of that whole movie.
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I guarantee it.
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Go watch it.
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Two hours, 24 minutes in.
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Watch fucking Tony Montana.
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Try to hold onto this fucking speaker to save his life.
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So yeah, I pretty much said all that just
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to get to the speaker part.
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That's my favorite part of that Scarface.
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So now we got one more thing.
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So Tony has a real.
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Well, one more thing that I noticed that I never
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thought about when I first saw these movies.
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Tony has a real weird relationship with his sister.
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He's overly protective with his temper.
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So after he becomes a big shot, he goes back home.
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I guess his mom and his sister live in Miami,
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but he's never visited them until now,
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halfway through the movie or some shit.
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His sister name is Gina.
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And it's fucking mom's name.
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You know what they call her in the credits?
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Her name is Mama Montana.
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That's it.
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The greatest name that's ever heard in my fucking life,
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Mama Montana.
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And so his mom wants nothing to do with him.
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She's just as bad as all the other ones
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they see in the newspapers.
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You're a drug dealer.
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Get the fuck out of my house.
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Say, OK, mama.
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He fucking Tony gets up in his suit.
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He's like, I'll see you.
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He's always fucking wiping his hands or some shit.
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That's what I see in my head.
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He gives Gina like $1,000.
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And he leaves.
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And in the car is Manny, his best friend, who drove him there.
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Tony doesn't drive himself.
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It's Tony fucking Montana.
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And his friend's like, Manny's like, oh,
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your sister is really hot.
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And Tony's like, ah!
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Ah!
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He's like, ah!
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Ah!
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Ah!
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Ah!
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That's how, that's the reaction he had.
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Ah!
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Ah!
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Don't you ever talk about my fucking sister.
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Ah!
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That's how fucking, did you hear me?
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I don't know if I cut out.
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You cut out a little bit.
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He's just like, ah!
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Ah!
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He just fucking barks at fucking him.
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That's how Manny got in that split second.
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He just cut his wife cheating is what it looked like.
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It's like, how fucking did you?
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Don't you ever talk about my sister.
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So that's one, that's red flag number one.
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See, you and him have something in common.
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Oh, I can't stand, I want to kick my sister in the face
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every time I see her.
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What are you talking about?
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You won't bark like a dog?
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To nobody, no.
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Once you get out of this damn house, actually.
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So the next time you see his sister,
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she's at the Babylon club.
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It's always the fucking Babylon club.
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He doesn't go anywhere else.
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And she's dancing with some guy, and Tony's watching her,
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like, what the fuck is she doing?
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Who's she dancing with?
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Is she grabbing her fucking ass?
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Oh, shit!
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He's so fucking mad.
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He gets up, and he follows him.
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They go to the bathroom, right?
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And they go into one of the men's stalls,
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and they start snorting cocaine.
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Tony kicks the door down, look how fuck's going on here?
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And he beats the hell out of the guy,
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and he fucking slapped the shit out of his sister.
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Like, no one does cocaine in this family but me!
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And he fucking slaps the shit out of her,
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fucking knocks her to the ground.
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I don't know what they did to that poor guy.
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They probably beat the hell out of him.
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Probably cut his arms off, too.
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So that's two weird reactions.
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Well, that one, the second one I understand,
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because they're doing cocaine, like, come on now,
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with some strange guy that he doesn't want her involved with.
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Here comes number three.
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So his mom calls him up toward the end of the movie,
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and she's like, I can't find Gina.
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I don't know where she is.
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He's like, don't worry, I'll find her.
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So Tony goes and looks for her.
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He goes to this house, and lo and behold,
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Manny opens the door, his best friend.
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He's in the bathroom.
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He gives him this real smug look on his face,
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like, hey, Tony.
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And up in the staircase comes out Gina in a bathroom.
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He's like, what the fuck?
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So I guess Manny and Gina were hooking up.
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And Tony being Tony fucking Montana,
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well, well, I guess no more friendship,
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and he kills Manny right then and there
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by fucking two shots.
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Boom, boom.
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And then Gina comes down fucking crying.
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She's like, we just got married yesterday.
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He's like, oh, fuck.
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So Manny's been there the whole fucking movie.
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He's been in sound advice,
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but he just fucking kills him, like that.
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So that's over his sister,
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which I don't understand what his obsession is
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with his sister.
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So they drag Gina back to Tony's mansion, right?
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So of course, this is really pretty much
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after the Sosa thing.
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So now Sosa's gonna send a bunch of soldiers
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to kill Tony, because they're gonna go to war.
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Sosa's pretty smart, too.
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Instead of letting Tony have a second
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to get ready for war,
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they just send fucking 90 dudes that night,
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it seemed like, just to kill him that quick.
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So the whole military strategy of strike first.
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And he doesn't know what's happening.
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Tony's just killed his best friend.
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He's sitting in his office.
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He's got a pile of cocaine, he's snorting.
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When I mean a pile, I mean a pile of cocaine.
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Like a fucking pile of cocaine.
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I'm not lying.
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Yeah, he's just fucking snorting up his nose.
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I think I read somewhere that it's actually baby laxative
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that he was snorting.
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Oh, God.
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It fucked up Al Pacino's nose.
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But he's out of it.
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He's just like a thousand yard stare.
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And Gina comes in, she's still in her bathrobe,
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and she's like, hey, Tony.
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And she starts talking to him in a weird seductive voice.
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Said, well, Tony, you won't let any other man touch me.
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So now I guess you'll be the man.
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Basically, she's like, come on, Tony, fuck me, Tony.
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Oh, God.
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Yeah, she had a mental break.
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So she says all that while simultaneously
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pulling a gun out and fucking blasting at him.
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And Tony's like, so when she said that,
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the whole having sex with her thing,
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Tony once had a thousand yard stare,
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but then he had this disgusted confused look on his face.
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Like, what?
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So now you know that he didn't have some weird
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essential liking to his sister.
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Just overprotective.
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But beyond what any normal human being would ever,
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you know what I mean?
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He fucking almost bit Manny's nose off
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the first time he complimented his sister.
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He killed some guy in a fucking bathtub.
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Killed Manny.
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That's the second time, so I don't know, I don't understand.
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So she's fucking shooting at him.
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He takes one to the leg.
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She gets you for shit.
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Well, no, she's not trained to,
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and Tony's like, whoa, shit.
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It actually, like, the only time,
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well, I'll tell you about it in a second.
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So she ends up getting killed by one of Sosa's men.
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So yeah, that was a weird way to end the family.
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Tony fucked up his mom's life.
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Because spoilers, if you guys haven't seen a 1983 movie,
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but Tony Montana dies at the end.
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So he dies and Gina dies,
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and his mama Montana's left with nobody.
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That's a weird fucking name.
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So what was I gonna talk about?
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I had something really important.
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Right, so anyway, so it's Scarface.
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Great fucking movie.
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Plus there's like a thousand,
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it's one of the most quotable movies
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in all of cinema history.
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You can say hello to my little friend.
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You've got two, two bangered lines within one scene
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where Manny and Tony are talking
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right before they really hit big.
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And Tony's like, both came from Tony.
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He's like, the eyes, they never lie.
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And then he's got another one.
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He says like, Manny's like, no, Tony says like,
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I just want what's coming to me.
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And Manny's like, what's coming to you?
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It's like the world, Chico, and everything in it.
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They have one where Tony blows up at a restaurant,
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all the people are looking at him
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because he's all drunk and high and everything.
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Then they ask him to leave for the patrons
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or the owners, but they can't really ask
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a drug dealer to leave, especially the kingpin of drugs.
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But he leaves, right?
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He's all drunk and high.
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He looks at all the people, they're all staring at him.
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He's like, oh, you need people like me.
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That way you can point and say,
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no, there's the fucking bad guy.
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Like something like that, that's a really good line.
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They've got the, let's see,
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the one where he's screaming at his wife like,
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who put this together, me?
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Who do I trust me, that's who.
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Nobody else but myself.
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Pretty much, yeah.
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I should have wrote them down,
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but I was watching the movie, it was so engrossed.
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Of course there's the fucking Alva, the Sosa sign.
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I only tell you one time, don't ever fuck me.
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Don't you ever.
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Sosa does not wanna have sex with anybody apparently,
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and don't you ever fuck me.
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Don't you ever.
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Don't ever.
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He cannot stay like, don't you ever.
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He takes his celibacy serious.
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He takes his celibacy real serious.
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So of course, spoilers, Tony does die at the end of the movie.
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It had to happen, it was just him against like 90 fucking dudes.
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He even had like an M16 with a grenade launcher attachment,
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but it wasn't enough.
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But lucky for anyone that wants to continue Tony's story
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in an alternate dimension or alternate timeline,
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there's two avenues that you can watch or do
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that'll continue Tony's story.
510
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:34,440
Don't you knock my mic over.
511
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:39,160
You can either follow this comic book from IDW.
512
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:41,840
They released a limited series titled Scarface,
513
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:45,040
Scarred for Life, which says that Tony didn't die
514
00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:47,920
in this universe, so his story after what happened
515
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:49,400
at the end of the movie.
516
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:53,720
Or you can play the old Xbox, PS2, fucking Wii,
517
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:58,560
Microsoft Windows video game called Scarface,
518
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:01,640
because the world is yours, that you follow Tony.
519
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:06,200
The game starts right as the mansion's attacked
520
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:08,680
at the end of the movie, but you fight your way out
521
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:11,960
and you survive, you gotta rebuild your drug empire.
522
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,280
I played that game, right?
523
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:17,480
If I remember anything, was when I was building
524
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:21,360
my drug empire, I had to take a boat to one of the islands
525
00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:26,040
off of Florida, go pick up some cocaine,
526
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:30,680
and if I messed up the mini game on the cocaine purchase,
527
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:32,720
the guys would get mad and they would beat the hell out
528
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:34,120
of you and piss all over you.
529
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:38,640
And there was no social media, right?
530
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:41,000
So if you could kill these guys before they told anybody,
531
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,400
no one would know that Tony Montana got pissed on.
532
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:45,360
Like Tony has a famous line, like,
533
00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:47,320
when you're fucking with me, you're fucking with the best.
534
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:48,840
And I was like, well, you're pissing on me,
535
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:50,120
you're pissing on the best.
536
00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:52,280
So you gotta kill them when you get a chance.
537
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,280
Don't you let people piss on you is what I'm saying.
538
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:56,440
No golden showers.
539
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:57,560
Yeah, man, they piss all over him.
540
00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:59,120
He's just like, I fucking drowder.
541
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:01,960
I'm like, damn, Tony Montana,
542
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:05,440
close your fucking mouth at least, as they piss all over you.
543
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:08,520
Right, so that's Scarface.
544
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,600
Watch it, I mean, if you're a cinema bust like I am,
545
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:15,080
you have to eventually, and I've seen it all.
546
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,480
Not really, I don't watch horror movies.
547
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,600
I'm not gonna watch, you've been set up here.
548
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:23,520
All right, so we move on.
549
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:25,680
Moving on, moving on.
550
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:28,320
You're doing something real fast.
551
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:30,520
I don't like horror.
552
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,240
I mean, I don't mind certain horror,
553
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:37,240
like those Insidious movies or The Conjuring Universe.
554
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:42,720
Why did I might make my throat hurt?
555
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:47,520
But like The Saw, or anything with like body dysmorphia,
556
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:50,480
like body like horror, where your body gets mutated
557
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:52,600
or something, like the fly.
558
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:54,000
I don't know, I just don't like grotesque,
559
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,840
is what I should say.
560
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:58,480
Like gore for gore's sake is disgusting to me.
561
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:01,800
I can't watch certain segments in Jackass anymore
562
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:02,880
from those old movies.
563
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:04,560
I can't watch half of this shit.
564
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:07,040
The fucking paper cuts where they cut in between
565
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:08,440
their fingers and their toes.
566
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:09,760
I'm like.
567
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:12,080
See, the worst one that I can't watch
568
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:14,240
without just starting to vomit is the one
569
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:15,960
where they have the fat dude in the suit
570
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:17,080
and they're making him sweat.
571
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:17,920
Oh, I can't even watch it.
572
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:19,800
And then they drink the sweat.
573
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:20,720
Don't say that.
574
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:21,720
Don't say it, please.
575
00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:24,240
Moving on.
576
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:25,080
Moving on.
577
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:28,880
So we got this little movie I saw the other day
578
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:31,440
called One Like It, 2020 Egyptian short film,
579
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:32,720
14 minutes long.
580
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:34,600
It's on Netflix.
581
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,480
And basically the story just follows this young
582
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:39,480
Egyptian woman as she goes about her daily life
583
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:41,600
at work and interacting with people.
584
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:46,480
And it's how she has the way she is, right?
585
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:47,560
The way we see her.
586
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:49,960
But then we see the viewpoint of people talking to her
587
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:52,000
and how they actually view her.
588
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,240
And it's kinda cool.
589
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:57,440
So it starts in the morning with her mom waking her up.
590
00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:59,560
And she calls her mom a sweetheart.
591
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:02,760
And her mom still sees her as a little girl.
592
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:06,680
So when she's getting ready for her hair, right?
593
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:09,160
She visits her as a little girl with pigtails.
594
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:12,040
When she puts her lunch in her little briefcase,
595
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:15,040
her mom sees her putting her lunch in a fucking backpack
596
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,440
like a little girl.
597
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:17,360
So I'm like, okay.
598
00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:19,560
So her mom still sees her as a little girl.
599
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:23,560
Getting driven to her job by her boyfriend.
600
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:25,880
Her boyfriend at first sees her as this like just gorgeous
601
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:28,160
girl next door, long hair, gold.
602
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:29,560
Oh wait, I missed one, fuck.
603
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:34,640
As she's leaving her house, she has to cut past
604
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:38,840
this Muslim man and his family and go down the stairs.
605
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:41,880
And she's just wearing a regular business dress suit,
606
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:44,560
you know, gray, white shirt, just regular.
607
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:48,800
He sees her with long red hair, a bunch of makeup,
608
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:51,480
loose clothes, just like a whore apparel.
609
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:55,840
This is his vision of a whore, or his idea of a whore is her.
610
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:58,880
Because his wife is all dressed up in the whole black
611
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:01,120
robe thing, you can't even see her face.
612
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:01,960
So just because-
613
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:02,800
Probably sees the eyes sticking out.
614
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,920
Yeah, so just because she dresses like a typical person
615
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:07,680
now, right, with a business suit,
616
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,120
that's what he sees, a whore.
617
00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:14,120
So her boyfriend, when they first, when she first
618
00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:16,400
took the car, like I haven't seen you since yesterday.
619
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:19,800
So he sees her like as like the most beautiful woman
620
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,800
in the world, in his eyes.
621
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:23,320
Right.
622
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:26,840
But when they start arguing about moving in together,
623
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:29,360
right, he sees her as like a police officer, military.
624
00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:31,920
She's like a beret, military dress on,
625
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:35,600
and she's just like a stern military or police officer.
626
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:39,080
I don't know what the police or military dress is in Egypt,
627
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:40,920
so I didn't know what she was.
628
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:42,120
I'm assuming she's a cop.
629
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:43,200
Yeah.
630
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:46,200
So now he sees her as a cop, like really strict.
631
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:47,560
Or like a drill sergeant.
632
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:48,960
Or a drill sergeant, yeah.
633
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:55,560
So at work, she's in the bathroom, and this woman,
634
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:58,760
this is the part that I think is how she sees herself,
635
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,440
because the woman's talking about how guys have been,
636
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:03,200
because of your cleavage, guys have been seeing
637
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:05,080
down your shirt all day.
638
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:08,760
But like the woman, she's got a long, high, white shirt.
639
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:11,000
There's no cleavage to see.
640
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,520
So the young woman starts seeing herself
641
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:16,720
in like this black shirt buttoned all the way up
642
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:19,920
to her fucking neck, one of those collared black shirts.
643
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:22,080
She's got a bun tied all the way to the back of her head.
644
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:23,720
She's like pulling her skin back,
645
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:26,880
like really like gray, like complexion.
646
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:29,360
And I don't think that that's how the woman
647
00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:30,280
that she was talking to saw her.
648
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:33,280
I think that's how she saw herself sometimes, right?
649
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:34,680
In the worst possible light.
650
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:39,520
So, plus she looked a lot older.
651
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:42,040
So I don't know why this woman told her all this stuff.
652
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:43,000
No one's staring at her.
653
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,040
There's no way to look.
654
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:45,360
So she made herself conscious, I guess.
655
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:47,120
That's why she's looking like that.
656
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,080
That's it, it's 14 minutes long.
657
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:52,720
14 minutes, that's not bad.
658
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,000
Would you recommend it?
659
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,760
Yeah, because it got me thinking about how people perceive,
660
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:01,440
like no one thinks, they have a way
661
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,000
they see themselves, right?
662
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,520
Because they're themselves the whole fucking day,
663
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:07,760
all day until they're asleep.
664
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:10,240
They have that sense of consciousness of themselves.
665
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:11,640
They don't think about how other people
666
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:13,160
perceive them as well.
667
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:14,360
I never thought about that.
668
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:15,960
What kind of goes like with the,
669
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:19,240
like how you perceive colors?
670
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:20,720
Who's to say that your blue
671
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:22,360
looks like everybody else's blue?
672
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:25,440
Well, I guess that's true.
673
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:26,400
You wouldn't know.
674
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:27,680
There's no way to know.
675
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:30,000
So how you see yourself, it is kind of,
676
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:34,160
what would you consider it, esoteric,
677
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,800
to think about how other people view you?
678
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:39,000
Consciousness is a wild thing.
679
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,040
Like me, I'm the most important man in the world,
680
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:42,400
but not to everybody else.
681
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:47,440
All right, moving on.
682
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:50,640
We finished up with Deep Blue Sea, 1999 film.
683
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,800
And some of the interesting stuff that I,
684
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:54,800
you're gonna, here we go.
685
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:57,440
You're gonna find out some stuff about me.
686
00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:02,120
So Deep Blue Sea, basically,
687
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:07,480
these two scientists are at some underwater facility
688
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:08,920
out in the middle of nowhere.
689
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:14,160
And they're trying to figure out a way to cure Alzheimer's.
690
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,280
They think that they, by,
691
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:20,480
they're trying to grow this particular protein
692
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:22,560
in the brains of mako sharks
693
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:24,200
that they feel can reactivate the brain cells
694
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:25,160
in human beings.
695
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,400
And the only problem is,
696
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:30,800
they had, it's against company policy
697
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,400
to genetically alter the sharks in any way.
698
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:34,800
They could use like hormone boosters
699
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:37,360
or just physical or certain therapy,
700
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:39,800
but they can't actually genetically alter them.
701
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:41,160
They did.
702
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:43,600
And as a side effect of that genetic alteration,
703
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:45,320
the sharks became smarter.
704
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:47,680
Because apparently they couldn't harvest enough protein
705
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:50,800
in the, because of the current size of the shark's brains,
706
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:52,040
they had to increase them.
707
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:56,880
So the sharks pretty much flip.
708
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:58,080
They find a perfect opportunity
709
00:30:58,080 --> 00:30:59,640
because there's a storm coming.
710
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:03,480
There's a skeleton crew on the weekends.
711
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:05,680
So they find a perfect time to try to escape.
712
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:08,440
So they fuck up the whole facility
713
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:12,040
in a really weird way.
714
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:12,960
And they somehow get a helicopter
715
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:15,400
to fucking slam it inside of the building.
716
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:17,520
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you gotta watch it, understand?
717
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:18,360
It's wild.
718
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:19,600
So that's basically it.
719
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:23,600
The people, the small group that's trapped underwater
720
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:25,760
in the facility have to try to get to the surface
721
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:27,800
while they're having sharks
722
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:29,800
just completely wrecking the whole place.
723
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:33,840
So what I wanted to talk about was,
724
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:38,200
not that, here we go.
725
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:41,000
So at the very beginning of the movie,
726
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:45,000
the sharks, one of them had actually found a way to escape.
727
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:50,000
And was attacking this small boat with 14 teenagers on it.
728
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:53,000
They were having a little party out in the middle of nowhere.
729
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:57,000
And the shark attacked it.
730
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,800
It's a big ass shark, like 50 feet wide long.
731
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:01,840
So it's just tearing the sport apart.
732
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:04,800
And somehow all four of the kids fall over the edge.
733
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:07,400
I'm like, well, God dang, all four of you, huh?
734
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:11,800
But one of the shark wrangler for the facility, Carter,
735
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:15,200
is able to tranquilize the shark before they can hurt anybody.
736
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:16,400
But it gets on the news.
737
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:20,200
So the head of the research, Dr. McAllister,
738
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:24,000
has to go to Chimera HQ, Chimera's a company,
739
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,600
and explain what happened.
740
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:31,600
And she's, the other character, Russell Franklin,
741
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:35,800
has sunk in $200 million into this company.
742
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,200
And they're worried about the stock market,
743
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:40,400
because it's Friday, they're worried about the stock market.
744
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,800
Because it's Friday, the stock market's closed until Monday.
745
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:44,600
But when Monday rolls around,
746
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,600
the fucking stock market's gonna crash on their company,
747
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:48,000
and their company's fucked.
748
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,600
That's what they're worried about.
749
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:52,600
But she's like, listen, if you come this weekend,
750
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:54,200
I promise we'll have this,
751
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:56,800
we'll show you some experiment,
752
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,200
or we'll show you some progress
753
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:00,400
that'll completely skyrocket the,
754
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:01,800
they talk about money,
755
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:03,400
we'll get you some extra money,
756
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,600
no, not extra, but we'll increase the stock,
757
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,600
and you'll be fucking banking.
758
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:09,600
Basically, money, what they're saying,
759
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,400
money pays for everything.
760
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,200
Or it moves everything.
761
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,000
I don't know why I'm going on this weird tangent.
762
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,400
That's not exactly,
763
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:19,200
that's not even close to what I meant to talk about.
764
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:22,200
Basically, she's saying that if they give them the weekend
765
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,600
to prove the research is working,
766
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:26,600
then they won't shut down the research.
767
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:31,000
And Franklin's like, okay,
768
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:34,800
we'll see what, we'll let it slide, or let it roll.
769
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:38,000
So what I wanted to talk about is,
770
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,400
during the scene, it's at the HQ,
771
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,600
it's at the office of somebody,
772
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:45,200
and there's just a guy sitting in a chair.
773
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,600
And Franklin and McAllister,
774
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:49,800
two of the main characters,
775
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,600
they're talking back and forth.
776
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:53,800
She's talking about how her father had Alzheimer's,
777
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:55,600
and this research is important to her.
778
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:57,800
He's worried about the stock taking on the company,
779
00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:01,400
because he's invested 200 million dollars.
780
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:03,400
That's their little side of the story.
781
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:06,400
And this is a dude sitting in a chair behind a desk,
782
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:08,400
and he doesn't say a single fucking word
783
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:10,200
the whole scene.
784
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:12,000
And I'm like, what are you here for?
785
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,600
And not only does he not say a word,
786
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:15,600
but they even have a reaction shot of him real quick,
787
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,000
where he's reacting to what she says,
788
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,400
like, oh, your father?
789
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:19,200
But he doesn't say anything.
790
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:21,200
He's like, oh, he's all, you know,
791
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:22,600
it touches his heart, right?
792
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:24,600
But I'm like, what are you here for?
793
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,200
Who the fuck are you?
794
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:28,400
I watched this scene three times,
795
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:31,400
and I'm like, what are you fucking here,
796
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:32,800
who the fuck are you?
797
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:36,200
If someone can solve that mystery for me, please.
798
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:39,200
There's just a random dude that has nothing to do
799
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:40,600
with the fucking scene.
800
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:42,400
It's just Russell Franklin and McHouse are talking,
801
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:44,400
and some fucking dude in the corner,
802
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,400
like, I say the corner, but he's sitting in the middle,
803
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,000
between both of them.
804
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:48,800
I'm like, why?
805
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:50,400
What is he here for?
806
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,600
I didn't understand that scene at all.
807
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:53,600
Made it realistic.
808
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:55,800
Somebody there that nobody even paid attention to.
809
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:56,800
Apparently.
810
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:58,600
The way he's seated in the chair, right?
811
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:01,200
It looks like he's the fucking CEO of the company,
812
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:02,800
and not Russell Franklin.
813
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:05,800
So I'm like, who the fuck are you?
814
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,400
Whatever, it drives me fucking mad.
815
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,000
I hate shit like that.
816
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,800
It drove me to fucking madness.
817
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:16,800
All right, so the next thing I want to talk about
818
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:19,400
was my favorite character.
819
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:24,800
Sherman Preacher Dudley, played by LL Cool J himself.
820
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:25,800
Oh, gosh.
821
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:33,800
So of course, after the sharks fuck up the facility,
822
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,400
there are three levels to the facility,
823
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,600
and they're all getting flooded.
824
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:41,200
They're in the second level, the main group of survivors,
825
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:43,200
and Franklin's on the first level,
826
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:46,000
but all three of them are still in the ground.
827
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,600
And he has no idea what's going on,
828
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:50,800
because he's not connected to what happened.
829
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:51,400
He's a chef.
830
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,000
He's in the kitchen cooking.
831
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,200
So when the shit starts blowing up around him,
832
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,800
and then the place starts flooding, he's confused.
833
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:00,000
So he's probably the most relatable character.
834
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,400
He's like, what the fuck is going on?
835
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:05,200
So he's walking through this hallway,
836
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:10,000
and it is just full of water, like up to his chest.
837
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:10,800
And it's cold.
838
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:12,800
He's like fucking freezing.
839
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:15,200
But the reason this character endeared to me
840
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:18,800
was because there's a Playboy floating around, right?
841
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,400
And he's like, wait, let me look at this Playboy real quick.
842
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:24,200
He legit goes through this Playboy.
843
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,600
And he's in a death situation.
844
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:27,800
It's the same thing I would do.
845
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:29,000
I could be in a burning building.
846
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,200
But let me check out this Playboy real quick
847
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:34,200
before I catch on fire.
848
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,400
So I looked up the Playboy.
849
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:37,200
Yeah, that's who I am.
850
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:38,000
That's who I am.
851
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:47,400
So OK, so it's the July 1998 issue.
852
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:48,800
You know what made me mad?
853
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:52,800
The cover price was $4.98.
854
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:57,400
I was like, damn, now it's like $14 for a magazine.
855
00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:02,800
I bought a National Geographic, Atlas of Great Empires.
856
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:05,400
And Walmart was $14.99.
857
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:06,200
God.
858
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:07,200
Damn.
859
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:12,600
So on the cover is the Playmate of the Year, Karen McDougal.
860
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:13,400
McDougal?
861
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,400
Yeah, I don't know.
862
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,800
I don't even know who that is.
863
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,200
McDougal.
864
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:21,400
And there's a bunch of like on the side,
865
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:23,200
there's a bunch of like topics that are just
866
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,000
going to be covered in the magazine.
867
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,400
So I wrote them down.
868
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:28,800
So we got, is Jerry Springer for real?
869
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:29,200
No.
870
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:31,200
A hard-hitting Playboy interview.
871
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:32,000
He's not for real.
872
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,600
We know this now.
873
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:34,200
What else?
874
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:36,400
This one really, really, this one I want to get.
875
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:38,400
If someone sent me this magazine,
876
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:39,600
I really want to read this.
877
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:43,000
The South Park guys reinvent porn.
878
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,200
I never heard of that.
879
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,000
Or I don't even know what they would have to.
880
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,600
Look at Randy.
881
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:50,200
All the things that he's done throughout the episodes.
882
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,200
Yeah, but this is like 1998.
883
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:55,200
And then the show just barely started.
884
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:58,200
What did the executive do to reinvent porn?
885
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,800
And it didn't work because the porn is still the same.
886
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:01,300
Yeah.
887
00:38:01,300 --> 00:38:03,000
It's actually more incest than ever actually.
888
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,800
Oh, god.
889
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:05,600
Step brother.
890
00:38:08,700 --> 00:38:10,600
Just makes you want to just, you know,
891
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:12,800
let the meteors hit now.
892
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:13,600
I'm tired of it all.
893
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:16,500
Just let the meteors and the asteroids come.
894
00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:19,500
So then we have Ken Griffey Jr. by Tom Boswell.
895
00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:21,200
Just a short story.
896
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:23,600
We got the tricks of speed seduction.
897
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:26,700
We got James Bond's new thriller.
898
00:38:26,700 --> 00:38:30,000
I was like, oh, what James Bond thriller came out in 1998?
899
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:33,400
So this was the Pierce Brosnan era of Bond movies.
900
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:36,200
So I looked up all the movies around that time.
901
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,400
So the first one was GoldenEye in 1995.
902
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:39,700
So it couldn't be that one.
903
00:38:39,700 --> 00:38:41,100
No, no.
904
00:38:41,100 --> 00:38:43,400
The next one is Tomorrow Never Dies, 1997.
905
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:47,200
It could be that one, like a really early ad in the book.
906
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:48,900
Yeah.
907
00:38:48,900 --> 00:38:51,400
And the only closer one is the, or later one,
908
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:54,000
is The World Is Not Enough in 1999.
909
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:57,100
So I don't know exactly what new James Bond thriller.
910
00:38:57,100 --> 00:39:00,200
It could be about the last one right there,
911
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:02,000
due to the fact that they may have been, you know,
912
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,800
like with trailers and stuff like that.
913
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:04,700
Oh, like earlier?
914
00:39:04,700 --> 00:39:06,300
Mm-hmm.
915
00:39:06,300 --> 00:39:07,100
Yeah.
916
00:39:07,100 --> 00:39:10,300
But then I looked this up.
917
00:39:10,300 --> 00:39:13,700
There is a book that came out starring James Bond called
918
00:39:13,700 --> 00:39:16,100
The Facts of Death by Raymond Benson.
919
00:39:16,100 --> 00:39:19,100
Came out May 7, 1998.
920
00:39:19,100 --> 00:39:21,400
The US first handbook, the Howard Beck edition,
921
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,500
was June 1998.
922
00:39:23,500 --> 00:39:24,400
So new thriller.
923
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:25,700
It had to be that book.
924
00:39:25,700 --> 00:39:26,200
Yeah.
925
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:27,900
It's the only thing that would make any sense.
926
00:39:27,900 --> 00:39:28,800
It's usually thriller.
927
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,500
It's usually a book type thing.
928
00:39:31,500 --> 00:39:32,100
Yeah.
929
00:39:32,100 --> 00:39:32,600
Yeah.
930
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:37,200
My detective juice is going on that one.
931
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:40,300
So then we had 20 Questions with Craig Kilborn,
932
00:39:40,300 --> 00:39:42,100
who I found out was actually the first host
933
00:39:42,100 --> 00:39:45,000
of The Daily Show before Jon Stewart.
934
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:45,500
Yeah.
935
00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:47,700
Three years before Jon Stewart.
936
00:39:47,700 --> 00:39:48,400
Before.
937
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:49,700
Who is it now?
938
00:39:49,700 --> 00:39:50,800
It was Noah Trevour.
939
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:53,400
Now it's, they're kind of cycling new ones.
940
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,400
Yeah, because I was going to say,
941
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:57,700
it's kind of just kind of progressively
942
00:39:57,700 --> 00:39:59,500
got worse over time.
943
00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:03,100
Here's a little fact about Craig Kilborn for me, actually.
944
00:40:03,100 --> 00:40:05,100
So you know about me.
945
00:40:05,100 --> 00:40:07,000
Craig Kilborn, after The Daily Show,
946
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,600
did The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn.
947
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:11,400
The show after, The Late Night Show
948
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:15,700
after The David Letterman Show.
949
00:40:15,700 --> 00:40:20,300
In 2004, he was replaced or he left by Craig Ferguson.
950
00:40:20,300 --> 00:40:23,400
From 2004 to like 2014, 10?
951
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:26,300
Yeah, that's a good time.
952
00:40:26,300 --> 00:40:29,100
That is my favorite Late Night Show of all time.
953
00:40:29,100 --> 00:40:31,100
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.
954
00:40:31,100 --> 00:40:32,000
Yeah.
955
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,500
I want to watch every single 2,000-something episodes.
956
00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:35,800
I want to watch every single one.
957
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:39,400
If someone has them all recorded, send them to me.
958
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:43,000
We'll see, the only one I can think of that I was drawn to,
959
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:46,900
mostly, you know, whatever I would have been,
960
00:40:46,900 --> 00:40:48,200
it was after high school.
961
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,100
But like Conan.
962
00:40:50,100 --> 00:40:51,900
Yeah, I watched that a lot too.
963
00:40:51,900 --> 00:40:55,200
Because whenever he left, what was it?
964
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:55,800
NBC?
965
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:56,600
The Tonight Show.
966
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:57,100
Yeah.
967
00:40:57,100 --> 00:40:58,000
Whenever Jay Leno.
968
00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,800
He got actually kicked out like an asshole.
969
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:00,600
Yeah, yeah.
970
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:02,900
He got kind of weaseled out of it again by Jay Leno
971
00:41:02,900 --> 00:41:04,600
because Jay Leno wanted to come back.
972
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:05,600
Why the fuck did you leave then?
973
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:07,800
You just wanted an extended vacation, you asshole.
974
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:11,000
See, I was Team Coco whenever he went into TBS.
975
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:11,800
Yeah.
976
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:14,200
It's like, yeah, I'll go watch that.
977
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,600
But hasn't he retired now too?
978
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:19,600
He does like a really structured down Late Night Show,
979
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:21,100
like a podcast version, kind of.
980
00:41:21,100 --> 00:41:21,700
Does he now?
981
00:41:21,700 --> 00:41:23,400
I think everybody does podcasts now.
982
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:23,900
Yeah.
983
00:41:23,900 --> 00:41:24,400
It's true.
984
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:26,000
I like comment and subscribe.
985
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,200
Nights of entertainment.
986
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:32,000
Man, I just realized I really kind of just fumbled
987
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,200
through the whole episode.
988
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,000
But I'll get better at it, I promise.
989
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,000
I can't get worse.
990
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,600
Then you'd be Logan Paul or something, right?
991
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:43,200
I don't know.
992
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,200
I'd be Rich as hell, probably.
993
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:46,400
Yeah, that's true.
994
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:48,800
So OK.
995
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:51,600
Oh yeah, one quick thing.
996
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:57,200
The premise of this movie came about when screenwriter Doug
997
00:41:57,200 --> 00:42:00,000
Kennedy witnessed a horrific shark attack
998
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:03,500
near the beach at a beach near his house.
999
00:42:03,500 --> 00:42:06,200
And they gave him recurring nightmares of a shark
1000
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:09,000
following him through a flooded corridor
1001
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,700
that could read his mind.
1002
00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:12,200
That was the genesis of the, it's
1003
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,300
kind of like the guy that made The Terminator,
1004
00:42:14,300 --> 00:42:15,900
had dreams about the robots.
1005
00:42:15,900 --> 00:42:18,600
And that's what made him write Terminator.
1006
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:20,700
See, he was on to something that would Skynet.
1007
00:42:20,700 --> 00:42:22,300
I mean, look what we have now.
1008
00:42:22,300 --> 00:42:24,700
AI is getting so crazy and everything.
1009
00:42:24,700 --> 00:42:25,400
I love robots.
1010
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:26,600
Please don't enslave me.
1011
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:32,700
So finally, we get to that scene.
1012
00:42:32,700 --> 00:42:35,700
The last thing I'm going to talk about, that scene.
1013
00:42:35,700 --> 00:42:39,400
If you don't know what Deep Blue Sea that scene is,
1014
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:41,600
you might as well just stop and go watch the movie.
1015
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:44,000
It's an hour and 12 seconds in.
1016
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,800
If you don't care about being spoiled,
1017
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:49,100
that scene is where Russell Franklin, who
1018
00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:52,000
was played by Samuel L. Jackson, they're
1019
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:55,600
at the third level of the underwater facility.
1020
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:59,100
Him and the last of the survivors are trying to escape.
1021
00:42:59,100 --> 00:43:00,600
There was a submarine down there.
1022
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:03,200
But when they get down there, it's fucking demolished.
1023
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:05,300
So now they're out of options.
1024
00:43:05,300 --> 00:43:07,600
The upper deck's flooded.
1025
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:09,400
There's a pool that they can swim through.
1026
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:11,300
But it's like 240 feet to the surface.
1027
00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:13,800
And these sharks swim faster than they do.
1028
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:16,600
It's a hopeless situation.
1029
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:17,800
And they're all bickering.
1030
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:20,800
There's like four or five of them, including Franklin.
1031
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:23,000
But he's by himself in the next to the pool.
1032
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,100
And they're all arguing.
1033
00:43:24,100 --> 00:43:25,900
They're all freaking out.
1034
00:43:25,900 --> 00:43:28,100
And he gets to a point where Franklin's like,
1035
00:43:28,100 --> 00:43:29,200
that's enough.
1036
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:30,000
He takes charge.
1037
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,400
This is what we're going to do.
1038
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:32,300
You understand me?
1039
00:43:32,300 --> 00:43:32,800
We're going to get out.
1040
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,300
We're going to put on these wetsuits.
1041
00:43:34,300 --> 00:43:36,200
We're going to figure out a way out of here.
1042
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:37,800
And we're going to survive.
1043
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:40,100
Right as he says that, out of the pool,
1044
00:43:40,100 --> 00:43:42,200
the fucking shark comes up and eats him
1045
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:43,800
and drags him back underwater.
1046
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:47,400
He gives his fucking banger speech.
1047
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:49,200
He gives this amazing speech.
1048
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:51,800
And the fucking shark kills him immediately.
1049
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:56,600
The funniest part about this is Carter, the shark wrangler,
1050
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:57,600
he saw Franklin.
1051
00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:59,900
Maybe he shouldn't be standing so close to the pool.
1052
00:43:59,900 --> 00:44:04,400
Minutes before he got murdered by the shark.
1053
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:08,200
It is by far the most ridiculous.
1054
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:10,500
He's just giving this amazing speech.
1055
00:44:10,500 --> 00:44:12,200
And they're all listening.
1056
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:16,300
And then the shark just fucking sideways comes up,
1057
00:44:16,300 --> 00:44:20,600
grabs his home body, and just drags him underwater.
1058
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:23,200
It's almost like a goofy jump scare.
1059
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:24,600
He's like, we will get out of here.
1060
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:25,100
Rawr, rawr.
1061
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:32,000
That's a rap from Samuel L. Jackson.
1062
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,400
I want, to this day.
1063
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:35,200
Lesson to learn.
1064
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:35,700
Yeah.
1065
00:44:35,700 --> 00:44:37,600
Stay the fuck away from the pool when there's
1066
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:40,000
a bunch of sharks hunting you.
1067
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,600
Pay attention to your surroundings.
1068
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:44,400
Yeah, Carter told you, don't be so close to the pool, yo.
1069
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,600
I'm just saying.
1070
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:48,400
He even said, I'm just saying.
1071
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:49,500
I'm just saying, bro.
1072
00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:52,400
And he got fucking murdered.
1073
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:53,000
So that's it.
1074
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,200
That's my three movies.
1075
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:56,600
I will be doing this regularly.
1076
00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:58,000
And I will be getting better at it.
1077
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:01,000
Three cinema subjects.
1078
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:05,500
It could be an episode of something, a movie, a short film.
1079
00:45:05,500 --> 00:45:07,800
So do you recommend Deep Blue Sea?
1080
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:09,000
I recommend Deep Blue Sea.
1081
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,400
I recommend all three of them.
1082
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:11,200
All three of them?
1083
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:14,300
Except for, you have to be real ready for Scarface.
1084
00:45:14,300 --> 00:45:16,800
It is two hours and 50 minutes long, all right?
1085
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:18,000
It is a long haul.
1086
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:18,600
I started.
1087
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:21,200
Well, that's about how long most Marvel movies are now.
1088
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:24,600
So you're not far off of the mark with that.
1089
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:27,200
Like there's no fat on Deep Blue Sea.
1090
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:28,900
Like it just moves.
1091
00:45:28,900 --> 00:45:31,300
There's no fat on the short film.
1092
00:45:31,300 --> 00:45:32,200
It's 14 minutes.
1093
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:32,700
Yeah.
1094
00:45:32,700 --> 00:45:35,100
There's a lot of like, lull.
1095
00:45:35,100 --> 00:45:38,900
Yeah, so it's kind of like one of those,
1096
00:45:38,900 --> 00:45:41,000
it's one of those slow burn type movies.
1097
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,500
Slow burn?
1098
00:45:42,500 --> 00:45:45,200
Well, don't expect like hours upon hours of like huge gun
1099
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:46,200
fights and battles.
1100
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:46,800
Right, right.
1101
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:47,500
That's what I'm saying.
1102
00:45:47,500 --> 00:45:48,300
It's a slow burn.
1103
00:45:48,300 --> 00:45:50,600
So it takes a while for it to finally pay off.
1104
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:51,600
Toward the end, yeah.
1105
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:52,100
Yeah.
1106
00:45:52,100 --> 00:45:54,100
So when you're fucking with me, you're fucking with the best.
1107
00:45:54,100 --> 00:45:55,600
So he's getting, I'll take all your fucking bullets.
1108
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:56,700
He's getting fucking shot to shit.
1109
00:45:56,700 --> 00:45:58,000
I'm like, Sid, you don't need it.
1110
00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,600
You still can take a knee.
1111
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:01,300
You can take a knee behind some cover.
1112
00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:03,500
They're fucking lighting you up.
1113
00:46:03,500 --> 00:46:05,700
He gets shot in the back with a fucking two piece
1114
00:46:05,700 --> 00:46:06,700
of a shotgun.
1115
00:46:06,700 --> 00:46:09,600
That just fucking tears his whole back open.
1116
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:12,700
Blows his asshole out too.
1117
00:46:12,700 --> 00:46:15,000
And then he fucking dies in the pool.
1118
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,100
It's a good movie though.
1119
00:46:16,100 --> 00:46:19,900
You have to pretty much watch it if you're a cinema historian
1120
00:46:19,900 --> 00:46:20,900
like myself.
1121
00:46:20,900 --> 00:46:23,500
Somebody that's basically seen a lot of movies.
1122
00:46:23,500 --> 00:46:26,600
I've seen too much.
1123
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:27,900
I don't mean just regular cinema.
1124
00:46:27,900 --> 00:46:29,000
All the cinema.
1125
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:29,800
All the cinemas.
1126
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:30,500
I mean part.
1127
00:46:33,300 --> 00:46:36,200
I've done seen it all.
1128
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:39,400
I never really thought about using this vast useless
1129
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:40,900
knowledge.
1130
00:46:40,900 --> 00:46:41,800
Well, it's not useless.
1131
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:44,400
It's an art form.
1132
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:46,100
But now that we've found this podcast,
1133
00:46:46,100 --> 00:46:48,800
I have a way to express my interest in it.
1134
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:50,500
So it's very enjoyable now.
1135
00:46:50,500 --> 00:46:54,800
Because I have a huge plus with my little enjoyment
1136
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:59,200
of mysteries and stuff and my observation skills
1137
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:01,300
or my natural observation skills.
1138
00:47:01,300 --> 00:47:03,900
I just remember hundreds of fucking stuff
1139
00:47:03,900 --> 00:47:07,000
that has no pertinence until I need it.
1140
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,900
I'm very good at it.
1141
00:47:08,900 --> 00:47:12,100
Please like, comment, and subscribe.
1142
00:47:12,100 --> 00:47:12,600
All right.
1143
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:14,600
So now that that's over, we end the show
1144
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:19,300
with some delicious definitions from the only authority
1145
00:47:19,300 --> 00:47:22,700
on the English language, the Urban Dictionary.
1146
00:47:22,700 --> 00:47:23,700
Don't question me.
1147
00:47:23,700 --> 00:47:24,500
It's an authority.
1148
00:47:24,500 --> 00:47:25,700
It's an authority now.
1149
00:47:25,700 --> 00:47:26,700
It's the authority.
1150
00:47:26,700 --> 00:47:27,900
The authority.
1151
00:47:27,900 --> 00:47:28,400
All right.
1152
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:32,700
So we'd like to finish it on a little fun high note.
1153
00:47:32,700 --> 00:47:33,200
All right.
1154
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:34,600
Let me get prepared for this.
1155
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:35,100
All right.
1156
00:47:35,100 --> 00:47:40,300
So this was uploaded by Question Mark on June 11, 2003.
1157
00:47:40,300 --> 00:47:43,500
It's a PJ or, yeah, DJ Parrot.
1158
00:47:43,500 --> 00:47:45,000
He has a horrible vice principal,
1159
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,400
has a microscopic penis.
1160
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:48,000
I don't know.
1161
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,700
Is this some horrible vice principal?
1162
00:47:50,700 --> 00:47:52,000
It's not PC principal.
1163
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,500
I guess not.
1164
00:47:53,500 --> 00:47:56,100
It's 2003, so I'm barely not.
1165
00:47:56,100 --> 00:47:56,800
So this one.
1166
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:58,300
OK, next one.
1167
00:47:58,300 --> 00:48:00,900
Uploaded by Slayer with three A's.
1168
00:48:00,900 --> 00:48:02,800
So Slayer, Slayer.
1169
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:04,100
Slayer.
1170
00:48:04,100 --> 00:48:08,500
On September 28, 2014, Riddle.
1171
00:48:08,500 --> 00:48:12,100
It's R-I-D-D-E-L-L. I guess I just spell these out.
1172
00:48:12,100 --> 00:48:16,100
So it's like the helmet company?
1173
00:48:16,100 --> 00:48:16,900
The football guys?
1174
00:48:16,900 --> 00:48:17,400
Riddle.
1175
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:17,900
Yeah.
1176
00:48:17,900 --> 00:48:18,400
Oh, yeah.
1177
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:20,100
I guess it is.
1178
00:48:20,100 --> 00:48:22,700
The act of having sex with a woman so robotically
1179
00:48:22,700 --> 00:48:24,900
that she thinks she's having sex with an actual robot.
1180
00:48:28,900 --> 00:48:31,800
Sex robots are almost a thing now.
1181
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:32,700
Yeah.
1182
00:48:32,700 --> 00:48:35,100
I've seen a lot of porn.
1183
00:48:35,100 --> 00:48:35,600
Moving on.
1184
00:48:38,300 --> 00:48:41,500
Uploaded by YourFatAnyAsh.
1185
00:48:41,500 --> 00:48:42,000
I don't know.
1186
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:42,500
I'm sorry.
1187
00:48:42,500 --> 00:48:43,900
I don't know what it is.
1188
00:48:43,900 --> 00:48:46,300
It's all one word.
1189
00:48:46,300 --> 00:48:50,700
On May 19, 2029, Love.
1190
00:48:50,700 --> 00:48:52,100
Get ready for this one.
1191
00:48:52,100 --> 00:48:53,500
Something you'll never need in life,
1192
00:48:53,500 --> 00:48:55,100
and all you need is loyalty.
1193
00:48:55,100 --> 00:48:57,100
So don't be a dumbass bitch.
1194
00:48:57,100 --> 00:48:57,800
Love ain't shit.
1195
00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:59,300
All you need is loyalty.
1196
00:48:59,300 --> 00:49:01,400
Someone can love you and still stab you in the back.
1197
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:04,700
21 Savage.
1198
00:49:04,700 --> 00:49:06,300
This guy really hated love.
1199
00:49:09,300 --> 00:49:10,900
You know, whenever you're reading it,
1200
00:49:10,900 --> 00:49:15,500
I was automatically thinking, this sounds like a rapper.
1201
00:49:15,500 --> 00:49:17,300
Oh, you need his loyalty.
1202
00:49:17,300 --> 00:49:20,700
Even when they love you, they stab you in the back.
1203
00:49:20,700 --> 00:49:21,700
Who put this together?
1204
00:49:21,700 --> 00:49:23,300
Me.
1205
00:49:23,300 --> 00:49:24,100
Who do I trust?
1206
00:49:24,100 --> 00:49:25,100
Me.
1207
00:49:25,100 --> 00:49:25,800
Kind of like Tony.
1208
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:30,100
I think Tony Montana wrote this after his wife left him.
1209
00:49:30,100 --> 00:49:33,200
The only person I trust is myself.
1210
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:34,100
All right, guys.
1211
00:49:34,100 --> 00:49:38,100
So that's it for the Cinema Center with Noe and Michael.
1212
00:49:38,100 --> 00:49:41,700
So if you enjoyed, please enjoy some more.
1213
00:49:41,700 --> 00:49:45,100
If you've got anything that you want Noe over here to watch
1214
00:49:45,100 --> 00:49:48,100
or speak about, just email nightsofentertainmentpodcast
1215
00:49:48,100 --> 00:49:49,500
at gmail.com.
1216
00:49:49,500 --> 00:49:54,300
Check out our promo, KOEPOD, at Coffee Brand Coffee.
1217
00:49:54,300 --> 00:49:56,900
Like, share, subscribe, and we will see you next time.
1218
00:49:56,900 --> 00:49:57,400
Yeah.
1219
00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:59,100
So yeah, I have a bunch of streaming services.
1220
00:49:59,100 --> 00:50:01,100
So if you want to watch something, I'll watch it.
1221
00:50:01,100 --> 00:50:02,900
Plus, if there's any streaming services that
1222
00:50:02,900 --> 00:50:05,100
want us to watch their streaming service,
1223
00:50:05,100 --> 00:50:08,700
give us a free subscription, and we'll watch that too.
1224
00:50:08,700 --> 00:50:11,300
Hey, Tubi, I hear you have quite the rabbit hole of movies.
1225
00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:12,500
I'll watch your movies.
1226
00:50:12,500 --> 00:50:13,400
It's free.
1227
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:16,900
It's, well, there you go.
1228
00:50:16,900 --> 00:50:18,700
I didn't know that.
1229
00:50:18,700 --> 00:50:19,900
See you guys next time.
1230
00:50:19,900 --> 00:50:20,700
See you later.
1231
00:50:20,700 --> 00:50:21,200
Adios.
1232
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:24,800
Adios.