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Hello and welcome everybody to episode 11 of the podcast.
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I'm Michael.
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I'm Noe.
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And we are the Knights of Entertainment, a podcast covering topical news and deep dives
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into your favorite and unknown comic books, movies, games, and more weekly.
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We appreciate you tuning in and hope you enjoy the show.
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This is what we are covering tonight.
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Movies.
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Movies.
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Movies.
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Movies.
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That's like all three of them.
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Let's go ahead and get into it.
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All right.
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So I'm a man that watches a lot of movies and TV in this world.
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And I mean a lot.
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And I figured maybe my niche would be taking with certain movies that I watched throughout
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the week and talking about a specific scene or moment or something that I noticed.
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And that's what I'm planning on doing.
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So my nose is stuffy.
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Don't mind my heavy breathing.
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So I think we'll start today with the old 1999.
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What?
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Damn old.
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The old 1999.
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Jesus Christ.
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You're old.
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You're aging yourself here.
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Yeah.
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OK.
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We're watching Blue Streak.
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1999 film that came out September 17, 1999.
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It starred Martin Lawrence as Miles Logan slash Detective Malone.
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Luke Wilson as Detective Carlson and Dave Chappelle as Tully.
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I forgot he was in the movie.
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Oh really?
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Yeah.
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Something I found out was it was inspired by a 1965 British comedy The Big Job.
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So I guess it is true.
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The story is just recycled throughout history.
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It had even had a 2002 Hindi remake.
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Sure.
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Much.
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I. Sure.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm so sorry.
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Anyone that's Indian.
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I've messed that up completely from Bollywood.
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Yeah.
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Have you seen those movies?
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They do what they enjoy.
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They make some very, very cringe.
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I've seen some trailer.
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I love you people in India.
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But God, some of those movies from Bollywood.
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Oh God, the graphics are so bad.
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They're trying their best.
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I need to see a Mexican film production.
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Some of them I would put on the same level as the Dragon Ball Z make that was done here
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in the United States.
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That Dragon Ball movie.
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That horrendous piece of inner that should be burned.
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God.
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All right.
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So what's the plot of Blue Strig, you ask?
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So it's basically Miles Logan is a jewel thief.
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At the beginning of the movie, him and his crew steal this diamond.
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But the heist goes bad.
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And before Miles is arrested, he hides the diamond in an air duct so he can come back
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and get it later.
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And of course, the police arrest him and they let him out after two years.
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I guess they couldn't really pin him on anything.
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Or it was circumstantial evidence, like he just had all the heist gear, but he didn't
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have any gear or any, you know, die or item that he stole.
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So they let him out after two years.
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He's like, all right.
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Before they while they were walking him out to the police car, he was checking the number
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of the building because it was under construction at the time.
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So he hid it in there and he looked at the street like this is the street.
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I'll just come back here in two years.
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Pick up that diamond.
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And he does.
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He comes back after two years and low and be fucking hell.
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It's a police station now.
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He's like, fuck.
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So it's a police station.
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So now the diamonds and probably the worst body could possibly like a short of a prison.
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It's in the worst place it could possibly be.
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So he's like, well, I got an idea.
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He has this guy, Uncle Lou, I think I didn't put his name down.
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So if I'm wrong, I'm sorry.
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He's a forger.
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So he has them forge some papers saying that he's a transfer police officer by the name
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of Detective Malone.
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And he was going to be transferred to that specific police station.
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Now the papers are completely cosmetic.
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If someone does one background check, it's a wrap.
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But he just needs to get in there.
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It's a couple hours.
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Find a diamond.
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Get the hell out.
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And that's pretty much the basis of that's the whole movie.
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For him trying to get that diamond while pretending to be a police officer.
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So what I wanted to talk about was the heist at the beginning.
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OK.
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So the heist consisted of four members.
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That's it.
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Four people.
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It had Miles and his longtime friend Eddie.
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They did all the heavy lifting.
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To get to the building or to get to the diamond, they had to rappel down an elevator shaft.
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They had to avoid a security guard and sneak into the building or into the office.
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They broke through the safe and they lifted the diamond.
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They did all the work pretty much.
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He did jack shit, didn't he?
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Miles?
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No, he had a really good scene where he's like drilling the hole into the safe and he's
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like you put in the camera and look at the wire and see which wire is the cut so the
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safe will...
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It's like one of those electric lock safes.
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It was really cool.
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I love that tech type stuff.
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It's really awesome.
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And the third member is Tully.
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Eddie Murphy.
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Not Eddie Murphy.
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Mom, I'm sorry.
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Dave Chappelle.
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I don't know why I said Eddie Murphy.
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Probably because I remember them from the movie Life.
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Him and Martin Lawrence.
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My bad.
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So Dave Chappelle is the driver.
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He's the getaway driver.
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He just sits in his car smoking cigarettes the whole night just driving.
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And the fourth member is a new member by the name of Deacon and he's supposed to deal with
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the cameras and the alarms.
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And that's where the problem happens.
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Deacon, they didn't vet him.
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So when they lifted the diamond, Deacon's like I'm going to take the whole diamond for me.
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Thank you.
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And he ends up killing Eddie, Mouse's best friend, and just ruining the whole heist.
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So how much was the diamond?
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It was 17 million dollars.
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Split four ways.
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That would be, let me see, I wrote it down here.
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My math is off.
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I'm real sorry.
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I'm terrible at math.
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So 17 million split four ways is 4,250,000 dollars a piece.
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That's a lot of money.
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And this is 1999.
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If we do the math for now, 1,000,000 in 1999 is 1,795,738 dollars and 30 cents today.
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Times 17, that is 30,527,551 dollars and a penny.
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I think it's a penny because it's weird.
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If you split that four ways, that's 7,631,887 dollars.775.
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I don't know what the fuck that means.
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So they split a penny four ways, I guess.
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I'm real bad at math.
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So think about that.
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Deacon ruined the entire heist.
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Because he was like, I'm too greedy.
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You know what he said?
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He's like, 17 million four ways.
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I'm too greedy for that.
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You tell me, 7 million four ways, you're too greedy for your 17 million four ways.
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He would have made fucking 7.6 million dollars if he had just stuck to the plan.
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You know what he got instead of seven figures?
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Spoilers dead.
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So I guess the moral of the story is don't be greedy.
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I don't know.
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It's a good movie though, so check it out.
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It's awesome.
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So that heist kind of just messes with my mind.
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If I'm going to offer me 7 million dollars, I'm like, well, I'm on.
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No problem.
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I wouldn't betray nobody.
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Fucking Deacon, man.
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By the way, they had two recurring lines that whole movie that they would kind of say, believe
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that, believe that.
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Like fucking it was Naruto.
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Believe it.
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No, but they wouldn't say believe.
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It'd be like believe that.
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Believe that.
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Believe that.
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They would say that a lot to each other.
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And then it would be like, oh, it's like that, huh?
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Oh, it's like that.
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Don't you love 1999 slang?
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1999.
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The slang though.
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And then of course it's behind by so many years because they finally caught up in Hollywood.
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So it's like saying no cap now.
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It's going to take a while for it actually get into the vernacular.
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Oh, you mean?
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Oh yeah.
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Let's see what you mean.
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It's going to take a year or two for that to actually make it to the movies.
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And by that point, it's going to be already outdated and cringing.
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Right when they take slang that's current and then just fuck it up.
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That's why you don't use current slang because it's not going to be a good thing.
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It won't be current in two years.
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It won't be current in three hours.
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It's going to be a horrible thing whenever it comes back where it's like, yeah, no cap
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it's going to be the most no cab and he fucking shoots him in the head.
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It's going to be very, very stupid.
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So what would your rating be for it?
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My rating?
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I really hate giving movies ratings.
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It's always about a mood.
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I can give mafia or like, you know, the original Godfather, like the four hour movie, I give
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it a one or a 10 depending on how I feel like a four hour movie or like, oh, a four hour
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movie.
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So I just say it's a good popcorn movie.
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Don't expect too much from a movie.
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You know, it's just don't don't don't too many plot holes.
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Don't be picking plot holes.
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Just let your mind enjoy it.
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Well, I was so one out of 10.
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Got a one out of 10.
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No, no.
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You were telling me how much you rated.
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Jesus Christ.
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So you'd say it'd be an average movie.
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Yeah.
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I mean, I was really bored that night.
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I just watched Blue Strik.
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I wasn't expecting it to.
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I was like, I watched the whole thing.
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Yeah.
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It looks like IMDB.
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It's a 6.3.
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That's not bad.
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It's above average.
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Rotten Tomatoes.
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The audience gives it a 6.4.
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Basically, average.
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Or 64%.
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Yeah.
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The critics, on the other hand, hated it.
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Give it a 2% probably.
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They don't like 36%.
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They don't like nothing.
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Usually, see, at this point, whatever the critics hate, it's probably going to be good.
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And then whichever one they think is going to be good is going to suck.
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They look like dog cheese.
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Like Dave Chappelle, the Sticks and Stones got panned by critics.
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But it was a really good special.
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Is that the Netflix one?
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I think I watched it.
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He came back in real good form on those Netflix specials.
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But they all got horrible ratings from critics.
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But the audience...
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That's why we say, like, form your own opinion.
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Don't go by what the critics say.
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That's why, and even whenever it comes to Rotten Tomatoes and IMDB now, I don't necessarily
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look at the ratings as a good or bad.
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What does IMDB...
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How do you say it first?
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IMDB.
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IMDB.
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What does it stand for?
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IMDB.
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I don't know what the actual...
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Like, I know, like, you know, like, they have Fandango, all that stuff, but I don't know
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what IMBD stands for.
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Off the top of my head, I do not know.
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The probably stands for IMBDicken.
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IMBDicken?
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I don't know.
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The stupidest shit I can think of.
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It's the Internet Movie Database.
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Oh.
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That would be the International Movie...
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Whatever.
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Okay.
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No, it's just Internet.
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Alright, so I guess that was okay for my first one.
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I'm still trying to form how to talk about them.
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Probably three movies a week, or a show, or an episode of a show.
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Just whatever comes to mind.
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Whatever I enjoy as I watch things.
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If I find any enjoyment.
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Or something weird.
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You ever seen Live By Night with Ben Affleck?
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Oh boy.
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Wait for that one next week.
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So the next movie I saw was Rocky 1976.
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The original Rocky movie.
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It has Sylvester Stallone as Robert.
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Rocky Balboa.
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I didn't know his name was Robert.
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I didn't know that either.
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I just thought his name called...
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Your name is Rocky?
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Rocky.
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Talia Shire as Adriana Adrian Panina.
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That's the only thing I know.
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Adrian?
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Adrian!
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Adrian!
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I can't read you too good!
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Carl Weathers as Apollo Creed.
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I'm pretty much giving you the names of the people that are at least I'm going to talk
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about.
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Or that are interesting like Dave Chappelle in Blue Strig or Luke Wilson.
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You know Owen Wilson's brother?
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Alright, so the premise is it's a famous story.
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Everyone knows that Rocky Balboa is down on his luck.
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Club Boxer.
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He gets a shot against the undisputed World Heavyweight Champion of the World, Apollo
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Creed.
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And that's pretty much the movie.
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It's a real slow burn by the way.
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It takes forever for it to get going.
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1976, you're just following Rocky throughout his life and how bad his life is.
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And he's wearing these high heel boots that I noticed.
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I'm like...
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I swear, I'm serious.
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He's got these weird boots on that have a real high back heel.
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And I'm like, they're not cowboy boots, they're not heels, but I don't know what the fuck
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they are.
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1976 fashion, I don't know.
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I could not get away from that.
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Like what the fuck are you doing watching him run in these too?
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So I'm going to cover the fight plus a couple of things I noticed.
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So one of the first things I noticed.
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So Rocky comes into the gym where he works out and trains.
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He goes to the locker room to grab his gear.
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And there's a pillar and on the pillar is a fire extinguisher and above that is a sign
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and the sign just says no kissing.
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So I guess there was rampant kissing in the locker room between the guys and they finally
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had to put a sign to put a stop to it.
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And this is the 1970s.
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I'm pretty sure it's just a joke, but I thought it was fucking hilarious.
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I've never seen, every time I've seen Rocky, I've never seen that.
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The best time to look at it is 16 minutes 52 seconds in the movie.
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I just pause it and he just says no kissing right behind Rocky.
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A standard cut or director's cut?
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I guess standard cut, whatever was on HBO Max.
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So okay, so Rocky has a huge crush on his friend, Polly's sister, Adrienne.
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You know the famous love story, Adrienne.
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What you don't know is the weird shit that happened in his apartment.
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So let me start with the, so it's Thanksgiving day, Thanksgiving night.
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She's over at Polly's house for Thanksgiving and Polly basically forces his sister to go
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on a date with Rocky and she's like, but I got a turkey cooking in the oven.
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He's like, oh, you got a turkey in the oven?
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Fucking grab the turkey out of the oven and throws it out the door.
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So you go on a date, I don't give a damn.
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Polly's the fucking worst person in this movie.
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So yeah, because his sister is painfully shy, so he's trying to set her up with somebody.
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But I mean, you're a friend of all people.
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Yeah.
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I wouldn't trust my friends with anybody in my fucking family.
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A bunch of heathens, all of you.
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So they go on a date and Rocky takes her to an ice rink, but it's Thanksgiving night, it's
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closed, but he bribes the guy like eight bucks for 10 minutes on the ice.
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And so they skate for a little bit and they have this little really cool exchange where
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Rocky tells her, like, oh, you know, my dad told me that you weren't born with much of
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a brain, so you better start using your body.
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And she laughs and she says that.
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That's weird.
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My mom told me the opposite.
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You don't have much of a body, so you better start working your brain.
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I'm like, damn, so they're perfect for each other.
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My eyes itchy.
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Hold on everybody.
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OK, so they're done skating for 10 minutes.
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The guy's like, you got three minutes?
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He's ruining the whole fucking movie.
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And they go back to Rocky's apartment.
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He's like, you want to come up to my apartment?
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Come on.
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Come on.
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She's getting my apartment, basically.
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And they're in there.
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They're in his apartment, right?
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He's taking his fucking jacket off.
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He's got a tank top on ready to beat a wife, I guess.
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And she's standing at the door.
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She's real nervous because she's never been in a stranger's strange man's apartment or
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any like man unsupervised at their place.
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So she kind of wants to leave because she's getting really uncomfortable.
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And so she goes to the door.
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Rocky's like, wait, oh my god.
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And he closed the door, right?
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And then he puts his arm, he pins it up against the wall next to the door.
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So now she's in the corner and he's blocking both ways.
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And I'm like, what movie am I watching right now?
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Yeah, at the 52 minute mark.
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Here's where Rocky's like, my eyes still hurting.
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But here's where Rocky said at the 52 minute mark.
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He's like, I want to kiss you.
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You don't got to kiss me back if you don't want to.
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And I'm like, what the fuck is going on?
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You don't got to kiss me back at all, actually.
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Just sit there like a dead fish.
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And so he does kiss her.
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But because it's supposed to be a love story, she kisses him back and it gets all hot and
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heavy and their boyfriend or girlfriend.
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The fuck?
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Now, you know for a fact that would not fly in today's.
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That wouldn't fly in any type of society.
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Imagine tell your kids like, hey, dad, tell us your first day with mom.
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Oh, yeah.
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You know, I was ice skating, right?
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And we went back to my place and she wanted to leave my house and I wouldn't let her.
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And then we got married.
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The end.
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Jesus fucking Christ.
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That was such a politically incorrect scene though.
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In the end, I married her by force and she can't leave me ever.
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It's such a fucked up, I don't know.
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It just looks so weird.
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And now that you know, it's a famous Adrian story, you know, it sure didn't look like
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a famous Adrian story.
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Nobody remembers that part of the movie.
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Yeah, I didn't remember that part either.
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It was a cut that shit out.
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To be fair, they may have.
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Oh man, my eye is killing me for some reason.
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OK, there's always something when I record, I swear to God.
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So now we get to the fight.
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What's weird is I didn't know it was during this 1976, 1975, I guess when they well, no,
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we will hear.
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Let me go on.
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It's a bicentennial.
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It is the 200th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence.
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Which be 1776.
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Right.
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You know, the next one, the 2026, the semi-quincentennial.
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So you know, mark your calendars.
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They did it between April 1st, 1975 and July 4th, 1976 with the celebration of the bicentennial.
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So it was pretty much that whole year.
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So now the fucking American flag trunks that Apollo Creed wore made so much sense in the
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movie.
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So Apollo Creed's record is 50-6 and 0.
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Rocky's record is 44 wins, 20 losses.
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Let me give credit to Greg Rosenstein, who wrote the article of the boxing stats to the
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first four Rocky movies.
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He posted on the athletic website on April 3rd, 2020.
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So thank you, Greg.
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So Rocky comes out first.
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It's just a normal ring walkout.
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It's like, oh, how's everybody doing?
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I'm real fucking nervous about the thing on the champion.
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Like imagine if I had to wake up tomorrow to fucking Mike Tyson in his Prime.
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I'd be like, shit, here we go then.
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Mike Tyson now?
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Mike Tyson now would still beat my ass.
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Jesus, it is real.
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He's talking about in his Prime now.
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In his wheelchair, he'd beat the hell out of me.
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He'd just fucking knock my damn teeth out.
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So Apollo's ring walkout is fucking wild.
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He first comes out on a boat, right?
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Being carried by some guys.
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And he's dressed up as George Washington, like he's crossing the Delaware.
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He's like, how's everybody?
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He's like, he's like George Washington on a boat.
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And he gets into the ring and he's like, and he changes outfits into Uncle Sam.
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Like, I want you.
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I want you.
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I want all of you.
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So then he looks over to Rocky, he's like, Rocky, I want you.
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I want you.
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And Rocky's like, are you talking to me?
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And Mickey-
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No, you gotta say it like him.
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Are you talking to me?
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He was actually pretty normal in this one.
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Are you talking to me?
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And I was like, is he talking to me?
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I thought it was a taxi driver reference from the movie Taxi Driver with Robert De Niro.
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You talking to me?
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Are you talking to me?
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And I was like, but then I looked into it, right?
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So both movies came out in 1976.
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Taxi Driver on February 9th, Rocky on December 3rd worldwide, and November 21st in New York.
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Here's the interesting part.
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I thought it was maybe a coincidence.
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Like they just happen to have the same sort of lines.
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But they started Rocky's principal photography on January 9th, 1976, a month before Taxi
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Driver came out.
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So he probably saw the movie and just added that line as an homage or a little Easter
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egg.
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I've never noticed that before.
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But he's like, is he talking to me?
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It's pretty much, it has to be a reference from the same time.
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He could have seen the trailer with the line.
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He just added it just for a little fun.
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So I find that pretty cool.
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It's a good Easter egg.
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Yeah, I've never noticed it before.
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But now I've seen a billion fucking movies.
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You know, it's only like 500,000 or something?
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Movies in the world.
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I didn't realize.
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Yeah, movies just barely like, they're barely like what?
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A century old?
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Yeah.
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It's fucking wild.
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And you don't have pianos playing in the background like you would in the old time.
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All right.
517
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:06,360
So round one, Creed outlander Rocky, 25 punches to three in that round.
518
00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:09,680
He fucking tore his face up with the left jab.
519
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:11,720
Just pep, pep, pep, pep, pep.
520
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:13,320
Like Rocky's just taking it to the face.
521
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:18,000
He's not even covering up, just taking punches to his fucking right eye.
522
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,360
And it's pretty much a cakewalk for Apollo.
523
00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:21,360
Right.
524
00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:22,360
It's the world champion.
525
00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:26,800
But then he over misses or he over commits to a right hook and misses and Rocky lands
526
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,880
a left hook and knocks him down.
527
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:32,920
The first time in his career, Apollo Creed has ever been knocked to the floor.
528
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:35,200
So he gets up kind of confused and angry.
529
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:39,560
So he's like, all right, like he fucking cracks his knuckles and he beastly shit out of Rocky
530
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:41,160
toward the end of the round.
531
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:45,000
He beats the hell out of him, hits him and almost knocks him down.
532
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:49,640
But the bell saves Rocky and they get back to the corner.
533
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:52,360
And Rocky's corner is like, you got to go for the rims.
534
00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:57,000
You know, you know, Mickey, his trainer, you got to go for the rims, right?
535
00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,080
I should have stopped smoking.
536
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,840
And the Creed's corner is like, you need to finish this guy now because he just ain't
537
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,320
know he thinks this is a real match.
538
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:05,320
This is a game.
539
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:06,880
It's not just an exhibition match.
540
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:07,880
Right.
541
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:08,880
But then he's like in there to win.
542
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,400
Here's the funny thing.
543
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:16,160
So Rocky has 64 fights and never had his nose broken, which is he's very proud of it.
544
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:20,800
It's kind of rare for a boxer to not have their fucking nose smashed in.
545
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,920
And he gets back to the corner and Ricky's like, your nose is broken.
546
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:27,440
Fucking first round with Apollo Creed, the world champion, broke his fucking nose.
547
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:29,800
I was like, how's it look?
548
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,320
Ain't something to prove me.
549
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:35,280
Makes me such an asshole.
550
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:38,400
So round two is not a lopsided because Rocky's a little braver.
551
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:40,200
So they trade shots.
552
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:45,840
Followed to, you know, landing pretty much headshots and rocky landing body shots.
553
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:48,440
And after that, it's around three to 14.
554
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:50,680
This looks a fucking 15 round fight.
555
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:51,680
Good God.
556
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:52,680
Jesus Christ.
557
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:54,880
Is there's a montage.
558
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:59,080
They just go into like they beat the weakness out of each other.
559
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:03,440
I got to say like they like they look like they refined each other in a battlefield.
560
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:08,680
Like whatever doubts and feelings they had, they were just there to fight for the whole
561
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:12,600
fight and neither could let the other one win.
562
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:16,040
They were going to kill each other.
563
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:20,160
It's a fucking Creed's corners to put in smelling sauce in Creed's nose to keep him
564
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:21,160
conscious.
565
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:24,960
And have you ever actually smelled those?
566
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,760
No, but I farted hard one time.
567
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:27,760
I was close.
568
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:34,760
Well, I'm awake.
569
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:38,080
I once I was really tired from driving, right?
570
00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:44,240
I had not get a lot of sleep one time driving to work and I kind of like I was dozing off,
571
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:45,240
right?
572
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:49,840
And I kind of leaned into the other lane and like I know like I woke up like like an adrenaline
573
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:50,840
shot.
574
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:51,840
Yeah, kind of like that.
575
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:52,840
Where am I?
576
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:56,760
I was like I've never fall asleep again on this while I'm driving.
577
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:58,280
Don't don't ever do that.
578
00:24:58,280 --> 00:24:59,720
By the way, don't drive while you're drowsy.
579
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:00,720
No, it's not a good thing.
580
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:01,720
That was a bad idea.
581
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:04,720
I didn't think I didn't hit anybody.
582
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:09,600
That's what really woke you up is the sound of the screeching metal.
583
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:13,760
Well, I didn't hit the car or anything, but when I like I realized I was in the other
584
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:18,160
lane, I woke up instantly and I didn't fall asleep for the rest of the ride.
585
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:22,240
So I guess it was good luck.
586
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:27,800
So yeah, Rocky's he's got his fucking right eye closed from all the jabs and he can't
587
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:28,800
see it.
588
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:30,600
So he's telling Mickey like you got to cut my eye open.
589
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:32,800
It makes like I ain't fuck all that.
590
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:37,520
But they cut his eye open like they took it the blood or the swelling down.
591
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:38,520
They cut it open.
592
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:39,520
They cut me.
593
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:40,520
You got to cut me.
594
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:41,520
I don't know.
595
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:42,520
You could have cut his fucking eyeball.
596
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:43,520
Yeah, I wouldn't trust.
597
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:46,120
I wouldn't trust Mickey to do it.
598
00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:47,120
It wasn't Mickey.
599
00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:48,120
It was like with us.
600
00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:49,120
The other people.
601
00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:50,120
His other trainer.
602
00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:51,120
Yeah.
603
00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:52,120
Yeah.
604
00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:55,720
And so they're fighting like round 14, I think.
605
00:25:55,720 --> 00:26:00,920
And Creed finally knocks Rocky down and Rocky's like struggling to get in Creed like backs
606
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:04,480
up and Rocky barely gets up, but he gets up right.
607
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,680
And he's like he's looking at Creed like, come on.
608
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:08,720
And Creed's like, fuck.
609
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:14,040
Like the anguish on Creed's face when he just realized that he hit him as hard as he possibly
610
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:15,800
could and he still got him back up.
611
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:16,800
I cannot even imagine.
612
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:21,160
I'm like, give me a fucking hammer.
613
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:25,040
There's no fucking way.
614
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:27,120
So both corners want to stop the fight.
615
00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:28,600
And Creed's like, don't you throw in that towel.
616
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:31,440
And Rocky's like, I'll kill you, Mick, if you stop the fight.
617
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:35,360
So there they go at round 15.
618
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:39,240
And it was really weird because they're just the round starts and they're just circling
619
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:45,180
each other because like they have done everything that they physically can to each other to
620
00:26:45,180 --> 00:26:48,700
hurt each other within the rules of boxing.
621
00:26:48,700 --> 00:26:52,000
They have socked each other as hard as they possibly could.
622
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:56,600
Their fucking hands are probably feel like numb stumps, you know?
623
00:26:56,600 --> 00:27:01,580
Like what more could these two men do to each other other than bite their ears off like
624
00:27:01,580 --> 00:27:02,580
Mike Tyson?
625
00:27:02,580 --> 00:27:05,240
I don't know.
626
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:09,240
And so they're just circling each other because they don't know what to do anymore.
627
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:10,440
And Apollo's like, well, fuck it.
628
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:12,000
He just starts fucking swinging.
629
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:17,600
He starts hitting Rocky and then Rocky finally moves out of the way or gets a little space
630
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,640
and it starts landing body shots.
631
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,320
Body shots as fucking putting Creed on his tiptoes.
632
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:23,320
The whole fucking fight.
633
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:25,880
He fucks up his ribs.
634
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:29,240
And the bell rings, right?
635
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:33,720
As Rocky's just fucking, I think he landed, what did he say, like 13 or 15 body shots
636
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:34,720
toward the end.
637
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:37,760
It's a lot of body shots in the stomach.
638
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:40,120
The bell rings and they hug each other, right?
639
00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:42,120
Creed's like, ain't gonna be no rematch.
640
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:43,800
Ain't gonna be no rematch.
641
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:49,660
And Rocky's like, oh, they're both fucking dead on their feet.
642
00:27:49,660 --> 00:27:50,660
And the fight ends.
643
00:27:50,660 --> 00:27:55,400
And wouldn't you know it, Creed won by a split decision.
644
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:59,640
So he goes 47 and 0 and Rocky's like 44 and 21.
645
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:00,640
I was actually surprised.
646
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:01,640
I thought that ended in a draw.
647
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:05,840
And he goes to figure that you don't remember really well what happened in the movies until
648
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:08,520
you rewatch them when you're older.
649
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,680
But yeah, that's Rocky 1976.
650
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:15,560
So say it's a movie about you might lose but you at least tried.
651
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:16,960
Yeah, I wrote that down.
652
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:18,100
Let's see.
653
00:28:18,100 --> 00:28:21,160
It's a very, very slow burn movie but you need to watch the whole thing to understand
654
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:24,760
the weight of the fight itself and how even in losing, Rocky won.
655
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:25,760
Right?
656
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:26,760
Yeah.
657
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:29,840
You don't have to necessarily outright win to actually improve.
658
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:30,840
That's true.
659
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:36,400
But also don't have your date pinned to next to a wall and not let her leave either.
660
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:39,120
That's the biggest thing to take from the movie.
661
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:40,600
Yeah, that's the biggest thing.
662
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:44,000
If someone wants to leave, you let them go.
663
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,000
Just let them leave.
664
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,880
For the love of God.
665
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:49,840
I would honestly, it was really boring the whole way through.
666
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:51,680
I was like, this is getting annoying.
667
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:52,680
There was nothing happening.
668
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:53,680
We were just fighting.
669
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:58,520
Was it from fault of cinematography of the time or is it just the story?
670
00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:01,120
No, it's just a slow movie.
671
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:04,600
Until the boxing party, there's not much to really watch.
672
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:07,000
You're just following a man live his life.
673
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,200
If they just took the boxing out, you'd just be watching Rocky.
674
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:12,280
Well then again, people watch the Real Housewives and stuff now.
675
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:16,200
Yeah, well if you like that, you'll like Rocky.
676
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,960
What's your rating for it?
677
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,080
Or would you recommend it?
678
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:26,200
If you don't mind sexual harassment, you go right ahead.
679
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:27,880
That was a real rough scene to watch.
680
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:29,480
I'm going to kiss you.
681
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:31,600
You don't got to kiss me if you don't want to.
682
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:35,680
Jesus, come on Rocky, really?
683
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:38,720
I like it when they play dead.
684
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:39,720
So what's your rating?
685
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:40,720
Probably an average.
686
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:41,720
Average?
687
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:42,720
Yeah.
688
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:43,720
IMDB, 8.1?
689
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:48,680
Yeah, I would imagine it's a 9 out of 9.
690
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:53,680
But to be fair, Rotten Tomatoes, the audience score is a 69.
691
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:55,080
Come on, bigger.
692
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:57,800
That makes sense.
693
00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:59,920
The critics give it a 91 though.
694
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:01,920
They probably jack off to it.
695
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:02,920
Yeah.
696
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:05,960
It's probably that scene too, you nasty fucks.
697
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:09,920
There are some people out there you never know.
698
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:10,920
People are freaks.
699
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:11,920
Worse than me.
700
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:15,920
I'm a refined pervert, but I'm not going to be watching sexual assault.
701
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:16,920
Jesus.
702
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:17,920
It's like, I can't watch it.
703
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:18,920
Hell no.
704
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:24,080
All right, so what do you got left on the dock?
705
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:28,960
There's also another terrible scene in this movie now that I realize it.
706
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,960
They came in twos today.
707
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:35,200
Cheech and Chong's Night Strapes, 1981 film.
708
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,080
We got directed by Tommy Chong himself.
709
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:38,640
Yeah, I remember that.
710
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:41,200
Written by Tommy Chong and Cheech Martin.
711
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,000
I think his name is Richard.
712
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,320
His nickname is Cheech.
713
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:48,600
Yeah, I think his real name is...
714
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,600
Isn't his real name Cheech though?
715
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:51,600
I think it is.
716
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:52,600
I don't know actually.
717
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:53,600
I didn't look into it.
718
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:57,320
I'm pretty sure his real name is Cheech.
719
00:30:57,320 --> 00:31:01,440
But it starts Cheech Martin as Cheech and Tommy Chong as Chong.
720
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:04,240
It sure didn't go too far on the names.
721
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:07,400
And the woman by the name of Evelyn Guerrero as Donnach.
722
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,560
She'll be prevalent in the story.
723
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:11,320
It also has Pee Wee Herman in it.
724
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:12,320
Really?
725
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:15,560
Yeah, it goes by the name of Howie Hamburger, dude.
726
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:19,600
Snorting cocaine whenever he can.
727
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:21,200
Weird.
728
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:22,200
So we start...
729
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:26,120
Cheech and Chong are eating at a Chinese restaurant.
730
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:31,960
And by the way, there's no plot to this movie that I could talk about.
731
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:37,200
It's just a random selection of situations that they go from one to the other.
732
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:40,440
Compared to Up in Smoke where there's actually a through line through the whole movie?
733
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:41,440
I think so.
734
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:42,440
I haven't seen that in a while.
735
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:46,840
That's not one where he snorts cocaine but it's actually soap.
736
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:47,840
Ajax.
737
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:49,840
Is that the one?
738
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:56,720
Okay, so they're at the restaurant eating and Donna comes in and she notices Cheech.
739
00:31:56,720 --> 00:32:01,560
She's like, oh, she's real high and she's real loud.
740
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:04,080
And at first Cheech is like, I don't know you.
741
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:05,080
You got the wrong person.
742
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:07,480
And she's like, you remember my panties?
743
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:09,680
And he's like, is that Donna?
744
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:13,200
Because apparently it's his old high school fling.
745
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:15,200
I guess he took her panties.
746
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:18,520
Cheech is a freak.
747
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:26,920
And Pee Wee Herman's date or her drug buddy, whatever he is, he is high as fuck on cocaine.
748
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:28,400
And I think she's high on a Kwe Lut or something.
749
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:30,720
I can't remember.
750
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:33,120
But the thing about the...
751
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:34,240
So yeah, that's the setup.
752
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:38,840
They reconnect at a Chinese restaurant and this blonde woman comes up and she offers
753
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:39,840
to take their photo.
754
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:40,840
It's like a memento.
755
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:43,120
Like, would you like a photo of the table?
756
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:46,840
Yeah, we got wallet sizes and we got bigger wallet sizes.
757
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:52,320
She said something like that.
758
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:59,240
And I kid you not that she looked just like Bernadette from the Big Bang Theory without
759
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:00,240
the glasses.
760
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:01,240
You remember Bernadette?
761
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:02,240
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
762
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:05,760
The little blonde girl, blonde chick with the glasses, the blonde head, the really high
763
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:11,600
big raccoon, the big...well, I was getting to that.
764
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:14,440
And I'm like, that is so fucking weird.
765
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:18,440
So I looked into it because I've got that whole detective brain sometimes that I got
766
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:20,320
to investigate.
767
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:22,120
I was intrigued.
768
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:28,200
Okay, so Bernadette, her real name is Melissa Ivey Rouch.
769
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:33,920
And coincidentally, she was born in 1980, the year before the movie came out.
770
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:39,080
Probably the same year they were filming the movie to begin with.
771
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:43,080
And I was like, of course it can't be hers unless she's a fucking vampire.
772
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:45,600
But I was thinking like maybe it's her mom.
773
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:47,080
Maybe her mom had a small role.
774
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:51,320
Sometimes moms and daughters come out looking like clones.
775
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:56,120
And so I looked into that and I was like, okay, let me check this out.
776
00:33:56,120 --> 00:34:02,000
I look at the credits and it's under Chinatown photographer and her name is Sally Julian.
777
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:05,440
Because it's not Rouch, that could be her father's name and Julian could be her mom's
778
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:06,440
maiden name.
779
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:09,320
So I'm like, okay, let me look at her mom's name.
780
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:15,280
So I go to Wikipedia under her, Melissa Rouch's Wikipedia, but her mom's name is Susan.
781
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:18,520
So it just, trust me, go check it out.
782
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:23,880
43 minutes, 23 seconds in, pause it and then take a fucking side by side.
783
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:27,080
She looks just like Bernadette without the glasses.
784
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:30,520
She fucking blew my mind.
785
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:33,680
And just an odd coincidence, her name is, yeah, Sally Julian.
786
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:35,520
She is in a couple of stuff too.
787
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:36,520
I looked at her IMDB.
788
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:44,040
She's got a few stuff here and there.
789
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:45,800
So that was interesting.
790
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:53,720
Okay, so Cheech and Donna, they leave the restaurant and they start hooking up in a
791
00:34:53,720 --> 00:34:56,080
truck, right?
792
00:34:56,080 --> 00:35:00,040
And oh boy, here we go.
793
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,040
She passes out, right?
794
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:02,040
Because she's all high.
795
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:05,880
He's like, oh, Cheech is like, you don't want to be awake for this?
796
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:06,880
Come on, baby.
797
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:11,600
And he's just looking at her like, I can't let go of this opportunity.
798
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,080
And then he looks up at the camera, right?
799
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:15,360
It's like, oh, I wasn't going to do it.
800
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:19,040
Like, oh, come on, how many guys, raise your hands, would do it?
801
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:21,480
He's talking about banging someone while they're unconscious.
802
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:26,680
Like I would say banging, raping someone pretty much.
803
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:28,000
And then he starts counting, right?
804
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,000
One, two, three.
805
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,400
And he gets to like this, like this look on his face, like, oh, shit, there's a lot of
806
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:32,400
you actually.
807
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:35,400
Like, all right, all right, how many guys wouldn't do it?
808
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:36,640
And he's like, oh, forget you guys.
809
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:37,640
And he fucking dives right in.
810
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:40,800
And I'm like, oh, God, Cheech, really?
811
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:49,560
They were real cavalier about sexual assault back in the 70s and 80s.
812
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:53,000
These cops noticed that the fucking truck rocked them back and forth.
813
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,000
So they go to investigate.
814
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,720
They look like the guys from Chips.
815
00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:57,720
Like they're dressed up.
816
00:35:57,720 --> 00:36:00,840
There's one blonde, one with the brown hair.
817
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:04,320
That's the vibe I get every time I saw him.
818
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:05,600
And they pull their guns out too.
819
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:09,600
Like, OK, I'm about to start blasting before they even get to the fucking truck and see
820
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:10,600
what's going on.
821
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:16,040
But before they can reach the truck, Cheech pulls up in this ice cream truck.
822
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:21,280
So throughout the whole movie, they had this him and, no, Chong pulls up in an ice cream
823
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,440
truck.
824
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:27,680
And they were selling drugs out of that pretty much.
825
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:33,800
And it's got this little clown head on the top that's like on a spring that moves back
826
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:34,800
and forth.
827
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:39,520
They fucking turn around and blast the hell out of it.
828
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:43,680
What's funny is on the truck that Cheech is in, the license plate says lewd, like Kwey
829
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:44,960
lewd.
830
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:48,400
And for the ice cream truck, it just says Loves Guys.
831
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:52,240
I find that pretty funny.
832
00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:54,720
So Cheech pops up because he sees a commotion, right?
833
00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:57,240
And Donna comes up too and she's like, why did you stop?
834
00:36:57,240 --> 00:37:00,720
So I guess they tried to play it off like she woke up before or during.
835
00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:01,720
I don't know.
836
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:05,160
It's bad all the way around.
837
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:11,040
And so the cops, instead of doing paperwork right, they just let them go.
838
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:14,320
So that whole situation blows over and they go back to Donna's place.
839
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:18,720
She has this real cool, OK, so it looks like it's a, that's her place, right?
840
00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:22,720
But it looks like it's a fucking hotel, like a high rise hotel.
841
00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:26,080
Just from the way like it's, I guess they filmed it in the hotel and they just said
842
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:27,080
it's a penthouse.
843
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:28,080
Right.
844
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:32,160
So it's had this awesome ass outside elevator, glass elevator that you can just, you're pretty
845
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:37,200
much standing outside as you go up to see the whole town, the whole city.
846
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:40,040
And she's like, she's excited because she's got Cheech and Chong and she's never been
847
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,720
with two guys and they're like, oh, well, we got you.
848
00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:47,320
But they're about to tag team this woman, I guess is the premise.
849
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:52,600
A devil's three way, a fucking devil's three way.
850
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:56,440
So do you guys want to see Tommy Chong's?
851
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,760
You ever thought about seeing Tommy Chong's dick ever?
852
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:05,640
Well, you're in luck because at 55 minutes, 18 seconds, you can see Chong's dick fully
853
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:06,640
out.
854
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:12,400
I had to pause it at the exact right time because it cuts out real quick.
855
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:15,360
But I pick up stuff quick because I notice, right?
856
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:16,360
I was like that.
857
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:17,360
Oh, his dick.
858
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:19,520
Let me back up 15 times and check again.
859
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:23,280
Sure enough, there's his dick.
860
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:26,760
So if you want to see Tommy Chong's dick, 55 minutes, 18 seconds.
861
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:27,760
There you go.
862
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:28,760
You're welcome.
863
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:31,000
I'm doing it for the community.
864
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,280
I do all this stuff for you guys.
865
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:34,280
Making excuses now.
866
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:35,280
Making excuses.
867
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:36,920
Making excuses all the time.
868
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:41,040
It's funny because Cheech was naked too, but he was behind Donna because they had followed
869
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:46,040
her to the bathroom, fully dressed and she came out in like some like lingerie and heels,
870
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:47,480
and they came out ass naked.
871
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:50,600
But it's dark so you can't really see them.
872
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:55,880
And when she goes across the bedroom to turn on the light, the lamp on the nightstand,
873
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:58,200
at that second you can see Chong naked.
874
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:00,840
And Cheech is naked too, but you can't see him past Donna because she's blocking the
875
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:01,840
camera.
876
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:02,840
Yeah.
877
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:03,840
He's behind her.
878
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:07,360
So you can only see Chong's ass naked.
879
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:08,360
And I guess they cut it out.
880
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:09,360
I guess we're going to cut it out.
881
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:10,360
I don't know what happened, but they cut it out.
882
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:15,320
You can still see his dick.
883
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:17,840
So Chong leaves to get ice.
884
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:21,360
So it's just Cheech and Donna making out on the bed.
885
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:22,360
Her phone rings.
886
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:24,520
She picks it up and she's like, who is this?
887
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:27,600
And it's like, animal, when did you get out of jail?
888
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:28,600
What?
889
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:29,600
You broke out.
890
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:32,760
And you're downstairs.
891
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:36,520
So her husband, animal, has just broke out of jail.
892
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:37,520
He's downstairs.
893
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:38,520
He's coming up.
894
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:39,520
And she doesn't want him up there.
895
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:40,520
Like, I got a Mexican here.
896
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:42,360
He's going to beat your ass.
897
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:45,240
And Cheech is like, no, he's not.
898
00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:47,760
And so Cheech is looking around.
899
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:51,520
He's like mouthing animal because he's confused as to who she's talking to.
900
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:57,040
And he sees a framed FBI wanted poster on the floor.
901
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,200
She had it framed for some reason.
902
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:04,120
So his name is William Animal Bailey.
903
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:08,560
His biggest character trait is he's known to hate Mexicans, which is exactly what Cheech
904
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:11,200
is.
905
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,960
And you want to hear his list of crimes?
906
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:14,200
Shit is long as fuck.
907
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:21,480
So he's wanted for sex perversion, child molesting, rape, sodomy, incest.
908
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:24,520
He went the whole fucking Grand Slam.
909
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:30,640
Armed robbery, pandering and soliciting, crimes against nature, drunkenness in public, possession
910
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:38,440
of drugs, vagrancy, assault with a deadly weapon, fraud, grand theft auto, perjury, grand theft
911
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:44,960
motorcycle, indecent exposure, sale of drugs, violation of parole, slander.
912
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:47,120
And then it's continued on the other side.
913
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:54,320
I'm like, oh my fucking God, how is he not in the worst fucking quantum, quantum obey?
914
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:55,320
He did break out there.
915
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:57,480
I guess he did.
916
00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:03,120
So there's a scene right after you find out about animal with him coming down in the hallway
917
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:05,160
to her apartment.
918
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:08,000
And there's a pizza guy with a bunch of pizzas just standing in the hallway.
919
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,400
He's like, I'm going to get me a pizza.
920
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:13,720
He fucking lifts up the box and he grabs the pizza.
921
00:41:13,720 --> 00:41:17,440
And whatever comes out of the fucking box is not a fucking pizza.
922
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:19,920
It is like, it looks like a pizza has been put in a blender.
923
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:22,000
It is just mush in his hand.
924
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,320
I kept, I went back a couple of times, right?
925
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:27,080
And I'm like, that is not a fucking pizza.
926
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:29,400
Like, it's just like a fucking grounded.
927
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:32,320
It's not even food.
928
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:35,440
And he fucking takes a bite and he's like, oh, this is disgusting.
929
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:36,800
Spits it out and throws it away.
930
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:39,280
But I'm like, how did you grab that?
931
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:40,560
Even if you crush a pizza, right?
932
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:41,560
It's not the PD.
933
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:47,360
I don't even see any bread or sauce or it's just a pile of mush that he grabbed.
934
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:50,200
To this day, you're trying to figure out what the hell it is.
935
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:51,200
Yes.
936
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:52,440
Because they did was not even remote.
937
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:55,360
It looked like a fucking pizza.
938
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:59,760
So if you guys have a look at that too, like an hour and one minute in just fucking like,
939
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:01,480
I'm going to grab this pizza.
940
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:03,640
But what the fuck are you grabbing?
941
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:04,640
Yes.
942
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:05,640
It blew my fucking mind.
943
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:08,800
And he's like, I don't like this.
944
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:09,800
I'm like, of course you don't like it.
945
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:10,800
What the fuck is it?
946
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:11,800
Yeah, that's yeah.
947
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:18,080
Like it looked like, I don't know what the like, not even like whatever they picked,
948
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:19,080
right?
949
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:23,160
Like if you get like a prop something for the movie, he's going to actual pizza.
950
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:24,160
I don't know what the fuck.
951
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:25,160
And that's easy to find.
952
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:28,720
It's not like, yeah, I don't know what they fuck they gave him in those boxes, but they
953
00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:33,040
fucking pizza might as well get a thing of Legos or something to just put it in there
954
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:36,920
and grab Legos pretty much is having me that.
955
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:41,640
So that is a teaching chalk 1981, nice dreams.
956
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:42,640
What do I rate it?
957
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:43,640
Nothing.
958
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:44,640
Because they didn't read it either, apparently.
959
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:45,640
Right.
960
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:47,640
And what did they rate it?
961
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:48,640
Zero.
962
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:51,040
I recommend it.
963
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:52,040
Not really.
964
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:53,040
Real dull.
965
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:56,040
It wasn't worth the watch, really?
966
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:57,040
No.
967
00:42:57,040 --> 00:43:02,480
It looks like IMDB doesn't give anything, but what the fuck?
968
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:07,720
Rotten Tomatoes, a 68% audience score, 43% critics for.
969
00:43:07,720 --> 00:43:10,040
That's pretty close actually for once.
970
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:12,200
So consider, would you consider it about average?
971
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:14,920
By below average, it was real bored watching it.
972
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:15,920
Really?
973
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:17,320
I told that watch it three times.
974
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:20,520
I didn't want to see a sex assault three times in a row.
975
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:21,520
Fuck.
976
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:26,040
Not something you just watch randomly now, but it was on there.
977
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:27,040
They're on HBO Max.
978
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:28,040
Yeah.
979
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,040
Well, that's another thing.
980
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:33,200
If you guys have any movies or TV shows you want me to watch so I can talk about, just
981
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:34,200
recommend them.
982
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:44,280
I've got Netflix, Hulu, Peacock, Paramount Plus, plus Showtime.
983
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:47,800
It's got like a double, you've got Paramount Plus and Showtime.
984
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:52,960
I've got Disney Plus.
985
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:55,080
So whatever you guys want me to watch, no horror.
986
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:56,080
I hate horror.
987
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:57,080
I don't want to watch.
988
00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:58,080
I don't want to watch the song movies.
989
00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:02,600
I don't want to watch the Hills Have Eyes or those horrendous VHS movies.
990
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:08,160
So if you have any recommendations, email nightsofentertainmentpodcast.gmail.com and
991
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:10,480
give us your recommendations and we'll have no way to watch them.
992
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:11,480
Yeah, I'll watch them all.
993
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:16,040
You know there's a porn fight club with women?
994
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:19,480
But I don't like women getting hit.
995
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:20,480
Yeah.
996
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:21,480
I can't watch that.
997
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:23,480
I was watching the trailer, right?
998
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:24,480
Yeah.
999
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:27,640
And it's like, oh, she's topless and she's fighting and she gets fucking hit in the teeth.
1000
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:28,640
I'm like, oh, nevermind.
1001
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:29,640
Nevermind.
1002
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:33,080
That's one reason why I can't even watch women's UFC.
1003
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:34,080
I just can't do it.
1004
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:35,080
Nah.
1005
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:36,080
I can't watch.
1006
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:37,080
I like Amanda's new net.
1007
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:38,080
She can knock some teeth out.
1008
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:40,160
Yeah, but she's kind of butch though too.
1009
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:42,720
She's my girl.
1010
00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:43,720
Like Ronda Rousey.
1011
00:44:43,720 --> 00:44:47,000
She was my girl too.
1012
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:51,240
So yeah, if you guys have anything you want me to see, an episode of something, just send
1013
00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:52,240
an email.
1014
00:44:52,240 --> 00:44:53,240
Let us know.
1015
00:44:53,240 --> 00:44:54,240
nightsofentertainmentpodcast.com.
1016
00:44:54,240 --> 00:44:57,240
I've seen a lot and I will keep watching more.
1017
00:44:57,240 --> 00:44:59,520
And make sure to send in a bunch of horror.
1018
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:01,560
Please don't send any.
1019
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:03,200
Nothing with body dysmorphia.
1020
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,600
Nothing with body horror either.
1021
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:07,480
The biggest gore you can possibly find.
1022
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:08,480
I can't do horror.
1023
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:09,480
I can't even.
1024
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:10,480
Yeah.
1025
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:11,480
I can't do horror anymore.
1026
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:13,520
Like the thing, the original thing.
1027
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:14,520
No.
1028
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:15,520
Yeah.
1029
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:16,520
Or Pulture Guys.
1030
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:17,520
No.
1031
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:18,520
The Exorcist.
1032
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:19,520
Hell no.
1033
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:20,520
Oh, what's that other one?
1034
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:21,520
La.
1035
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:22,520
La.
1036
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:26,400
Damn it.
1037
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:29,200
The one that's based in Mexican mythology.
1038
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:30,200
Oh, La Llorona?
1039
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:31,200
Yeah.
1040
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:32,200
I can see those.
1041
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:33,200
The Conjuring movies?
1042
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:34,200
I've seen most of those.
1043
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:35,200
Yeah.
1044
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:36,200
I even have that one.
1045
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:37,200
I have that one in The Nun.
1046
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:39,560
That scene where The Nun comes up out of the water.
1047
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:40,560
Yeah.
1048
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:41,560
Oh boy.
1049
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:44,000
So I love, like I love great scenes in movies.
1050
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,000
I just love movies.
1051
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,480
I love motion pictures in general.
1052
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:51,400
Like I really love great dialogue too.
1053
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:52,640
Yeah.
1054
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:54,520
Which is lacking in a lot of movies now.
1055
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:55,520
Yeah.
1056
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:56,520
Come on, say something interesting.
1057
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:58,880
No, we can't do that no more.
1058
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:01,960
So yeah, that's my niche now.
1059
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:02,960
Movies and TV.
1060
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:04,880
I watch it all.
1061
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:07,320
Send those emails and we'll get in a way to watch them for you.
1062
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:09,760
I can't watch everything, but you know, I'll try.
1063
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:10,760
All right.
1064
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:13,040
What do we have in Urban Dictionary today?
1065
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:14,040
All right.
1066
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:15,040
This is the first one?
1067
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:16,040
This is the first one.
1068
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:17,040
Okay.
1069
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:18,040
So here's what we got.
1070
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:19,040
Oh boy.
1071
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:24,000
Uploaded by JoeB1Kanobi on November 15, 2017.
1072
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,800
Sock them.
1073
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:29,960
When you use a sock to masturbate into, it seems like a waste of a sock.
1074
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:30,960
Yeah.
1075
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:31,960
Yeah.
1076
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:33,920
But I mean, that's at least I've heard of that.
1077
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:34,920
Yeah.
1078
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:39,840
I haven't heard the word for it, but I've heard of people doing it.
1079
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:40,840
Let's see.
1080
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:41,840
What do we got?
1081
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:42,840
This one.
1082
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:43,840
Oh boy.
1083
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:48,720
Uploaded by WienerSkeet on March 11, 2010.
1084
00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:51,040
Polish Sunburn.
1085
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:56,920
So to provide suction to the mouth upon the rear end of your partner, resulting in a hickey,
1086
00:46:56,920 --> 00:47:00,000
then finishing up on their newly found sunburn.
1087
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:04,880
So basically, or so upon finishing, you must slap the sunburn after the lotion is applied
1088
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:07,580
to to receive the proper finale.
1089
00:47:07,580 --> 00:47:10,960
So basically the hickeys of sunburn and the sunscreens come.
1090
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:15,120
Seems like a lot of work, but okay.
1091
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:16,120
Yeah.
1092
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:19,520
It's like you've already lost the effort at this point.
1093
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:24,480
Yeah, I'm dead.
1094
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:31,760
Last one uploaded by Shacksta, I guess on February 12, 2009.
1095
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:32,760
Saggy boob socks.
1096
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:37,640
There's just severe sagging of the boobs, which make them imitate a sock with a bull
1097
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:38,640
ball in it.
1098
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:41,160
I don't think they get that bad.
1099
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:44,040
Is it like South Park Miss Chokes on Dick?
1100
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:45,040
I guess so.
1101
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:46,040
Yeah.
1102
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:47,040
They're just hanging up.
1103
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:51,000
They're just fucking hanging every time she fucking lifts her hands.
1104
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:55,920
That's pretty much it then.
1105
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:56,920
All right.
1106
00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:57,920
I hope you guys enjoy.
1107
00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:04,400
I will be trying to refine my three movie or three motion picture format.
1108
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:05,400
Yep.
1109
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:11,560
And remember, you can email us at nights of entertainment podcast at gmail.com and check
1110
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:13,160
out our promo code.
1111
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:14,160
No dick pics.
1112
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:15,160
Don't you be sending us dick pics.
1113
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:16,160
Please don't.
1114
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:17,160
We'll get some titties.
1115
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:18,160
No problem.
1116
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:25,000
And check out our promo code for coffee brand coffee, K O E pod and an extra 5% off.
1117
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,400
So, but we will see you guys next week.
1118
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:28,400
Adios.
1119
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:48,080
It was amazing.