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All right.

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We are now on part two of season four of the White-Eyes Kitchen Now.

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But after this, we only got two episodes left.

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But when we finished, the White-Eyes Kitchen Now, a show that was, I guess, just disappeared

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into the annals of time.

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And people forgot about the selection of Tubi.

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There's just so much.

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Well, Tubi has everything.

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They got something called Black Scorpion, some 90s show about a superheroine in some

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made up city and she fights crime.

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And I'm like, where did this show come from?

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To tell you how Tubi is, they have Dark Shadows, a soap opera, I think from Australia or England.

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I can't remember where.

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I think it was England about this vampire that if you've seen that movie with Johnny

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Depp where he plays a vampire.

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That's the movie that they based off of the soap opera.

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And it was a long soap opera for it was years and years, right?

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Until the character came in and that's when it hit big.

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It became popular with the vampire character.

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Then it kept going on for years after that.

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Oh really?

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They started adding supernatural elements to it.

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So it didn't have originally any supernatural elements?

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I know of.

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I don't think so.

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And then it eventually did.

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I could be wrong.

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Yeah, but that's what happened.

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But you have the Dark Shadows the early years.

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So all the years without the vampire guy.

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And then you have when his serial started, his storyline.

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And just like a thousand episodes after that.

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And they have all of them.

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Oh my God.

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I'm like, oh Lord.

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They have every single episode from the very beginning.

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Because at first it was just the vampire one, right?

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Yeah.

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And I guess Toby thought, oh well they like this one.

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So let's drop the originals.

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And so you can watch the whole thing from beginning to end.

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Maybe I should do a little episode.

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Are they like an hour long?

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Yeah, but I could do a little story bit for like five minutes.

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And then I move into something more like the main storyline.

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Or my main theme or my main subject.

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No, no, I mean like you'd be watching a...

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Oh, well yeah.

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Like not the podcast time taking out.

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I'm talking about like just watching.

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Watch it.

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Watch it so far.

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Yeah, because they have it every single day.

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Yeah.

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Monday through Friday.

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Yes.

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It's not like I can watch One Piece as weekly.

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I can catch up.

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If I watch one episode of One Piece, I catch up eventually.

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One a day, right?

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Right.

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But if it's you, you're watching one a day.

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I'm watching like it really came out and oh my God, it'd be real hot.

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I'd be aging like Judge Dredd in the conference.

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Even if you spent five hours one day watching it, that's only five...

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Five hours.

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One week worth of episodes?

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Am I strong enough for that?

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I handle all that?

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I can't handle soap operas at all.

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I just think there's some soap operas still coming on.

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Yeah, to this day.

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Ever since we were kids.

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And they'll still be going on.

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You used to watch it as a kid, right?

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That you come back as an adult.

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Is Trevor still on there?

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He's married?

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Don't rub back.

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They used to hate each other when I was eight years old and now I'm 45.

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Still going on?

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They're still in love.

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Isn't that when George R.R. Martin first started writing on?

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It was a soap opera.

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Did he?

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I didn't know that.

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Is that why it's taking him so long?

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Is he trying to make an actual soap opera of his God dang books?

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Imagine if The Game of Thrones was a soap opera.

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Five episodes a week for the last five years.

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Super shitty budget, but at least the human element will be there.

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I guess it's a good way to learn the human element of the stories.

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That's all they talk about.

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They don't have a budget for anything else.

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I really know.

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But yeah, I think he really started off doing...

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Soap operas, huh?

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Which is crazy.

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It'd be a weird way to start.

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Most of them started making erotica under pseudonyms.

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It's the only way you can make any money at first.

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I think he might have.

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They all have.

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This is James Patterson.

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And this is my short story about a penis.

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But he had to do a different name.

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But instead of just naming himself something else right, he just said something super obvious.

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This is James Patterspiel.

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Patterspiel?

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Where they always change their name to something really just like on the nose, like you know

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who it is.

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This is Greg B.B. Barton.

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This is Trevor Prince.

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Not Stephen King, Trevor Prince.

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Yeah, he worked on a thing called Beauty and the Beast from 1987 to 1990.

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He had to make them bills.

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He wrote 13 episodes.

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Gotta pay them bills.

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Only 13?

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And he played the restaurant patron.

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Of course he did.

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Wait, was it a sub-up or just a show?

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I think it may have been just a show.

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I feel like I got the right 13 episodes in three years.

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They have like fucking 800 episodes a year.

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Beauty and the Beast is an American fantasy drama television show that aired on CBS from

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September of 1987 to August of 1990.

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And it had 56 episodes, three seasons.

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He got 13.

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Got a good chunk.

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It must have not been a sub-up or that.

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No, but I'm sure he had.

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Like fucking 300 episodes.

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Minus weekends.

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Damn, you don't get a lot of time off either to sub-up or this.

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You get the weekends off and you gotta come right back to work.

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And start working for the next episode for the day.

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I know.

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And they might have to work the day before to get it up for the next day.

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Geez.

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Geez.

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The soap operas are brutal.

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We don't know anything about them, but all of a sudden they're the most brutal fucking

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programming in history.

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Got like late night talk shows.

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They would go.

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That's why they have a team of writers though, I'll tell you.

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It's not like the hosts don't write half of those fucking jokes.

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Of course not.

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It's a team of writers.

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But having to be up there every single day, every weekday, I'd be like, man.

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Must be getting me grueling after a while.

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We're having like the worst guests you could possibly have and you're trying to like enliven

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up the crowd.

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And then, well, that was fucking sucks.

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You're not Johnny.

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You're not, what was the name?

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The original?

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You're not Johnny Carson.

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You son of a bitch.

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It's kind of like whenever somebody goes under the prices right now, it's like, you're not

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fucking Bob Barker.

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Fuck you.

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He's like, he grabs you by the fucking collar.

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No, bitch.

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I'm Drew fucking Gary.

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You better spit that fucking will you?

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It'd be funny if somebody said who?

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If I could pick some of his spotty stuff.

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He had one of the oddest rises to fame I've ever seen.

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One day he just had the show, the Drew Carey show.

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Which was funny.

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And that show is like, I've never seen it since.

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Really?

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I've never seen it anywhere.

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You can't find it anywhere?

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There's no, you can't like, what would I look for?

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Tubi?

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The only fucking place it would have would be fucking Tubi.

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It's like we got everything.

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We even had a Drew Carey show.

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Mimi was one of the funniest characters.

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With the makeup where she looked like a clown.

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But like, you have that show, right?

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And you barely see it anywhere.

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No one talks about it.

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Nothing.

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It's no longer part of the pop culture, I guess, like pool?

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I don't know.

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Maybe like, after a while.

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It's not part of the zeitgeist anymore?

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I guess not.

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I guess stuff, like certain stuff just kind of disappears.

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Like that, there was Frasier, there was Cheers.

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There was Becker.

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I don't know if you remember that show over.

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I have no idea.

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You know the guy that plays The Good Place?

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Ted Danson?

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He was in Becker?

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What the fuck is Becker?

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It was like a comedy fiction.

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It was where I think he was the original character from Cheers.

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Well, like I know those, like those are like classics, right?

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They just like, over time of just, you know.

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Kind of favored a little.

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Because you know, more people haven't seen them, more of our generation.

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But that's something like shows that were like huge at a time.

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And like, they just drop off and you never hear from them again.

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Like The Drew Carey.

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Like The Drew Carey.

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Like it's just no one talks about it at all.

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That is true.

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The same with like, like The Ways Kids You Know.

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I watched that consistently.

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IFC, it was always on there.

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Like they would always fill up spots for it.

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And it was on there for five long years.

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And then like it just disappeared.

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What else?

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What's another show that's like massive?

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Like Hannah, no, Lizzie McGuire.

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Remember that show as a kid?

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Where is it?

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Nobody knows.

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No one even talks about it.

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Nobody even talks about That's So Raven anymore.

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And I didn't even watch it.

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See what I mean?

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Like these.

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But like it was one of those kind of shows that even if you didn't watch it, you knew

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about it.

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Because it was massive.

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And now you don't even hear about it anymore.

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Like, we always, we see, hear about Game of Thrones because of the new show.

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And like the old ones like slowly fading.

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It's not really fading, fading.

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Cause you'll always have like people on my like, you know, Khaleesi or like the Dothraki

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and you know, the language and all that.

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So it's always going to be, but some certain stuff stays forever.

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And other stuff.

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Like you don't hear about Khal Drogo.

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Right.

273
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But like, for me, it's like, it's that FOMO, like Fear of Missing Out.

274
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Yeah.

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I wonder if there's like a gem out there, like some perfect fucking movie or show that

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you've never seen or you've seen a long time ago.

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And you're like, you're missing out on that.

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Like you're missing that part of your soul.

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You gotta go find it.

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I'll have to search and see if I can find one for you.

281
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What?

282
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Just on random show?

283
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It's like, oh yeah.

284
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Oh my God.

285
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Like that fucking, you remember the, the, the Thornberrys?

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Where there was a little girl and their parents were in the safari all the time with the talking

287
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monkey and like Nigel was like the dad, but it was like the voice of like that one guy

288
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that played it back in the nineties.

289
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See what I mean?

290
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There was that one show about those kids that were like in Hawaii and they love to surf.

291
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It was like on Nickelodeon.

292
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Oh, I didn't have Nickelodeon.

293
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So like, there's just like, there's so much shit.

294
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The fucking that one show about those land sharks, uh, that, uh, that there were people.

295
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Oh, and they turned into the street sharks.

296
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Yes.

297
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Yeah.

298
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It's like, I know that fucking gargoyles.

299
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Gargoyles like what's really weird though is you still find action figures for it.

300
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The collectibles like they're still like, they're still making new collectibles for

301
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gargoyles, but you've never heard.

302
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No, like some people it's like, I don't know what that is.

303
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It's cool.

304
00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:04,320
But it's like a cool, you know, little.

305
00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:10,080
Like, uh, what's in the, the wildcats or thunder cats or not thunder cats, but yes, I'm a swat

306
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cats.

307
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You remember swat cats?

308
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They were those two kinds that were cops and then, but they were there for some reason

309
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they were cops, but they had a fucking fighter jet.

310
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Oh yeah.

311
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They got fired, they got fired.

312
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So they became like, if I was the fucking commissioner, right.

313
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And I saw two vigilantes, the same two looking motherfuckers flying, doing the exact same

314
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thing as vigilante.

315
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Like who the fuck are these guys?

316
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I would fire them if I was, you don't know who they are.

317
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You literally fired them.

318
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The two just like them who do the exact same thing.

319
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Yeah.

320
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And they're not doing it as vigilante.

321
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They didn't fucking disappear, bro.

322
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You know, God dang well.

323
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And like you didn't question as a kid now does it all like, why the fuck did they have

324
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a fighter jet?

325
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Bro, they were fucking cops.

326
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Why did they need it?

327
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And 90% of the fucking problems had to involve the fighter jet because it was necessary.

328
00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:08,880
Well, it's kind of like the thing people don't remember.

329
00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:09,880
Oh yeah.

330
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When you saw them without it, right.

331
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Doing stuff outside, you were like, what's going on?

332
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They're fighting like on foot and you know, I'm like, you would like, I'm set the hell

333
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out of you.

334
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They kind of be in their fighters yet.

335
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You know what I mean?

336
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Like it changed the, like the dynamic didn't work if they were not in though.

337
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If there was that, that big motherfucking Tomcat in the front and that skinny cat in the back

338
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didn't work apparently.

339
00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:35,320
Well, do you remember the, oh, what was the name of it?

340
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I cannot remember the fucking name of this.

341
00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:43,960
It's a old cartoon, but where they had the, the five different cat, like Megazords.

342
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Yeah.

343
00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:48,320
I cannot remember the damn name.

344
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Was it Zoids?

345
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Was it Zoids?

346
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No, I don't know.

347
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You know what I'm talking about though?

348
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Uh, where they lived on another world.

349
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Yeah, I know.

350
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Like it was spacey.

351
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I think robot chicken made fun of them in their first episode.

352
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I think they did.

353
00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:01,840
They did a rap battle.

354
00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:04,840
No, they did a break dance battle.

355
00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:07,120
Yeah, it was a break dance battle.

356
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,120
It was like almost like a Gundam type thing.

357
00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:10,120
I don't know what you're talking about.

358
00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:11,840
Yeah, they were five cats.

359
00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:12,840
Yeah.

360
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They would all turn into one fucking dude.

361
00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:14,840
Yes.

362
00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:15,840
I don't remember.

363
00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:16,840
I don't remember the name though.

364
00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:17,840
But people forget about him though.

365
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:22,640
Man, there's a lot of good cartoons and anime.

366
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:23,840
There's just so much content.

367
00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:26,560
Like a lot of it just gets...

368
00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:30,360
Nowadays if you don't specialize, you're lost in the void.

369
00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:31,360
Yeah.

370
00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:33,720
See, that's why I like doing this podcast though, because we can actually talk about

371
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some of the things that existed a long time ago.

372
00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:38,400
Not to the, I'm not going to go back to the mid eighties.

373
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Like I wasn't even born, but...

374
00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:42,760
What was that show called?

375
00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:43,760
Hmm.

376
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It'll be in my head for a while.

377
00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:48,120
But it wasn't in the void though, because that's something else.

378
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:49,120
Yeah.

379
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:54,000
Do you remember, and this is going to be a wild one, it was a Cartoon Network show.

380
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I think it was, they got it from, it was an anime for sure.

381
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And they would travel around this deserted fucking landscape, a wasteland, and they would

382
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battle each other in animal shaped, or animal themed robots.

383
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And one guy had a tiger, and he would have either a big muscular tiger, a cheetah tiger,

384
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or a cheetah tiger, or like a blue balanced tiger, or like a lion, like a cat, like a

385
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giant cat.

386
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:25,600
Right.

387
00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:29,320
And he would fight other groups, like they would all be wearing these big ass tankers,

388
00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:32,480
and they would be like, they're like roving like RVs basically.

389
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:40,560
But also like the inside of it was for like maintenance of the specific droid, or specific

390
00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:43,640
robot, and there would be a person inside, it's kind of like a Gundam.

391
00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:46,860
And they would battle each other for the entertainment of the masses.

392
00:14:46,860 --> 00:14:51,360
And it would be like tournaments, and like there was a really dark one that was after

393
00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:54,680
a T-Rex that was like the main villain.

394
00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:57,160
You ever seen that?

395
00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:58,880
Sadly I can picture it.

396
00:14:58,880 --> 00:14:59,880
You got it?

397
00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:01,560
I don't know the name of it though.

398
00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:04,000
So basically he would have three different forms of his own.

399
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,000
Yeah.

400
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:09,120
Like the normal one, like the most balanced one was the, I think the center one, right?

401
00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:13,840
Then he had a heavy duty one, and then he had a really thin one that was like really

402
00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:14,840
fast.

403
00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:19,360
And he would like, sometimes, one time he fought an elephant that was a super heavy

404
00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:23,520
tank, and so he had to use I think speed to beat it, I can't remember what he used.

405
00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:27,020
And then other times it was like his regular Velociraptor robots, and like they were always

406
00:15:27,020 --> 00:15:30,280
having fights with different tournaments, they were always, they earned money every

407
00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:31,280
time they won.

408
00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:32,280
Yeah.

409
00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:33,280
Yeah.

410
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:38,800
I can picture the anime in my head, I cannot remember the fucking name.

411
00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:44,880
It's like how you can remember the damn little lion tiger fucking things where they turn

412
00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:45,880
into a Megasaur.

413
00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:48,200
I can't remember what they're called, yeah.

414
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:50,520
I can't even hear their voices, which is annoying.

415
00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:54,720
And like it was like, it was always that goofy kid, like, and I guess it was a big, like

416
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,200
an arching story to it.

417
00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:57,200
Yeah.

418
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,200
But I don't remember what it was.

419
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:02,640
But I remember that show because it was so entertaining, I guess.

420
00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:03,640
Yeah.

421
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:06,160
It was like, oh cool, like there's no like heist, and no one's gonna die.

422
00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:09,200
You know, you lose and you know, you get defeated.

423
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:12,680
Your robot gets broken, maybe you're out of the tournament for it, out of the competition

424
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:13,680
forever.

425
00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:14,680
Yeah.

426
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:15,680
Until you get another one.

427
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:18,760
But like, it was like, you know, just like daily life, like slice of life, just with

428
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:19,760
robots.

429
00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:22,800
Well, like, do you remember Metabots?

430
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:23,800
There was.

431
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:24,800
Metabots?

432
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:25,800
Yeah.

433
00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:26,800
Sounds familiar.

434
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:27,800
You see, you know the name though.

435
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:28,800
What is that?

436
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:34,800
It's the one where they had that like dude in yellow armor, I think, but it's like not

437
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:37,400
a giant droid, it's a small android.

438
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,640
Then you had Astro Boy.

439
00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:40,640
Astro Boy, yeah.

440
00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:41,640
Well, I don't know what that is.

441
00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:44,800
But that's, you know, more commonly known.

442
00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:45,800
That's one of those like...

443
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,920
Do you remember Beast Morphers though?

444
00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:48,920
Sounds familiar.

445
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,720
It was a knockoff of Transformers.

446
00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:52,720
I thought it was Transformers.

447
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,520
Like a spin-off of it.

448
00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:57,640
It might be where it takes place where they took on the shape of animals.

449
00:16:57,640 --> 00:17:00,320
Wait, if I remember, they landed on the planet, right?

450
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,320
Yeah.

451
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:02,320
And like Optimus Prime was a gorilla.

452
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:03,320
I know that for sure.

453
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:04,320
Yes.

454
00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:05,320
And then you had like Bumblebee.

455
00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:06,320
Then you had the cheetah.

456
00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:07,320
Then you hit them.

457
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:09,400
Was it Bumblebee a cheetah, but they still called him Bumblebee?

458
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:10,400
Probably.

459
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:14,120
Yeah, like that show actually didn't make any fucking sense.

460
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,120
No.

461
00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:17,320
Because it was just like them.

462
00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:19,400
Those two sides always on the little...

463
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,280
There was no one to help.

464
00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:24,200
And I think Megatron was a T-Rex or something stupid like that.

465
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:25,760
Something big and dangerous, yeah.

466
00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:26,760
It made no sense.

467
00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:27,760
Cool.

468
00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:31,200
I think that show made absolutely no sense because there was no real stakes.

469
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:34,600
It was just two warring factions on a deserted fucking planet.

470
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:37,480
Where were the animals at that they turned into from?

471
00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:38,480
Nobody ever know.

472
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:42,400
And I remember they sold the toys at like McDonald's and shit.

473
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:44,560
Yeah, I remember I took that toy to Target.

474
00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:47,720
I returned it three times to trade it for a different one.

475
00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:52,280
And I settled on the gorilla on Optimus Prime because he was the only one I could turn or

476
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,280
transform.

477
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,280
They got fucking stuck.

478
00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:59,000
And I couldn't go back from the gorilla to the regular robot or some shit.

479
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,000
Weird.

480
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:04,760
Man, there's been a lot of stuff out there.

481
00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:05,760
Yeah.

482
00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:08,240
Like I said, I'll find a list of things and just send them to you.

483
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,880
It's like, here you go.

484
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:13,120
Just opens up a fucking Pandora's box.

485
00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:16,680
Because you have the main stuff, right?

486
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,200
Like Lion King, Little Mermaid.

487
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,240
The things that almost everybody has seen.

488
00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:22,240
Like Timeless.

489
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:23,240
Right.

490
00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:24,240
And Universal.

491
00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:25,240
You have...

492
00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:26,240
Like Aladdin and stuff.

493
00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:27,240
Any of the big Disney ones.

494
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:30,160
I remember some dude came into the store today dressed up as Aladdin.

495
00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:31,880
Like six foot nine.

496
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:32,880
I'm Aladdin.

497
00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:34,440
I know you're not, bro.

498
00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:38,920
You're that one guy with the fat fucking turban on his head.

499
00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,720
The guy that he fought.

500
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:41,720
The cop.

501
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:42,720
Jafar?

502
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:43,720
No, not Jafar.

503
00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:49,080
There was a guy that he fought, Aladdin did, that was like this big bully that was a security

504
00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:51,800
guard or like a city guard.

505
00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:55,240
That's who you should have dressed up as.

506
00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:56,720
He's always bully Aladdin.

507
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,920
Yeah, I know who you're talking about there.

508
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,600
And they always had him for it too.

509
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,160
He had that guy he fought in the first one.

510
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:05,360
He had that big bulky thief he fought in the second one.

511
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:08,840
They always could put him against a stronger, bigger opponent.

512
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:11,080
Because the mystical opponent was not his forte.

513
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:12,080
Right.

514
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:13,400
He needed a physical combatant.

515
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,560
Yeah, because Jafar was just...

516
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:16,560
Jafar was just a magician.

517
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:17,560
Yeah.

518
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:18,560
He got to throw fucking sand in his face.

519
00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:19,560
Like...

520
00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:20,560
Would that be a fucking way to lose?

521
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:21,560
He got to throw sand in his face and take the knife to the jaw.

522
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:22,560
Like, he's like, I'm going to kill you.

523
00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:23,560
Like, I'm going to kill you.

524
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:24,560
Like, I'm going to kill you.

525
00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:25,560
Like, I'm going to kill you.

526
00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:26,560
Like, I'm going to kill you.

527
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:27,560
Like, he goes to the chest.

528
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:29,000
See, I was the hero.

529
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,000
I'm an Aladdin.

530
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,440
And he fucking passes out.

531
00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:33,040
Ha ha ha.

532
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,440
Man, what else?

533
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:37,060
What else is Perennial?

534
00:19:37,060 --> 00:19:39,440
I mean, basically all the Disney movies.

535
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:40,440
Yeah.

536
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:44,700
At least the, like, 90s Disney movies, and then there's the ones that have always existed,

537
00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:45,720
like Cinderella and...

538
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,280
I mean, also got Star Wars.

539
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:49,380
You know, you got Jedi light sabers.

540
00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:52,620
What I find hilarious is now people are not hating the prequels.

541
00:19:52,620 --> 00:19:54,280
And they hate them.

542
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,280
What?

543
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:56,280
The sequel sequels?

544
00:19:56,280 --> 00:20:02,940
Well, like we've talked about before they got rid of the the expanded universe that was created in like chapter books and stuff like that

545
00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:04,940
It's probably too like over

546
00:20:05,180 --> 00:20:08,480
You'll find too much content to condense into a specific

547
00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:13,220
You didn't have to condense all of it though. You could have kept it at least the story walk

548
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:16,380
Maybe yeah, like the way they killed off Luke. Oh

549
00:20:17,460 --> 00:20:22,460
Skywalker. Yeah, I'm passed out from him a little bitch. He passed out from a solid shit

550
00:20:22,460 --> 00:20:25,540
It's what it looked like he's like, yeah

551
00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:31,300
From like a billion miles away. He used the force. He extended himself a hundred billion miles

552
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:35,520
He should have self. We'll have it. Yeah, like the minute he died he shit his pants

553
00:20:39,860 --> 00:20:45,760
And then you have like the Power Rangers stuff has been perennial pretty good like they're still making Power Rangers shit

554
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:50,220
Hmm, that's never gonna end. Yeah, I don't know if it's in the same same like

555
00:20:50,220 --> 00:20:51,420
a

556
00:20:51,420 --> 00:20:56,100
Mindset as it used to be though. I back in the early 2000 fucking powering was everywhere

557
00:20:56,100 --> 00:21:00,000
I would say within the last five years is probably knocked off a little bit

558
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:06,280
Mm-hmm before that but yeah huge everybody knows what Power Rangers is every kid on planet Earth

559
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:11,240
During the early late 90s was said just as their first stressful moment

560
00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:15,100
They're watching the Green Ranger fuck them all put in work on all the

561
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:18,120
For three straight episode

562
00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:20,120
No

563
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:26,620
Fucking them off left and right like when they first brought the Megazord out to fight him he fucked up the Megazord

564
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,800
No, my god

565
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:33,160
And then it's like the most iconic part with him is whatever he calls the Dragonzord

566
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:39,160
The only person that can have a fucking flute in the dagger. Oh, yeah that famous fucking that shit

567
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:44,800
But it probably sold millions the little fucking toy of it. You can still buy them too. Of course, you got a hundred bucks

568
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:50,120
But yeah, only now you can buy like a real version where it's a flute and a sword

569
00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:56,820
Oh god, or dagger anyway, yeah, but he also had the the long like Chinese kung fu sword with him and shit

570
00:21:56,820 --> 00:22:02,760
Anyway, he was putting in the work on all of them. He got he would jumped into he jumped. Oh, yeah

571
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:08,040
Yeah, that's what's your big moment. That's jumping jumped into the fucking ship of theirs

572
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:13,460
They're fucking robot and you just fucked them up inside like somebody said that was like a

573
00:22:13,460 --> 00:22:16,420
50 story building that he jumped into

574
00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:21,700
Just jumped up onto it and got in there and fucked him all you can do that

575
00:22:22,820 --> 00:22:28,620
So by the other guys never did that just invaded inside apparently didn't know how they didn't know where the fuck door at

576
00:22:29,580 --> 00:22:32,220
Yeah, man, I said those three episodes really put a fucking

577
00:22:32,980 --> 00:22:36,980
Like yeah, you go to school trying to trying to learn like I don't have time to study man

578
00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:41,580
Oh, then it's episode two and the power to get in their asses be like with the first episode, right? Yeah

579
00:22:41,580 --> 00:22:48,260
Okay, then then second episode you're hoping that everything could go back to them, right? Yeah, any fucks them up on the second thing

580
00:22:48,260 --> 00:22:50,260
Oh my god

581
00:22:50,300 --> 00:22:56,580
It's just too much. Well, did you ever remember seeing the episode where the white Ranger fights the green Ranger?

582
00:22:56,580 --> 00:22:58,520
I think so that was interesting thing

583
00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:03,920
We've all seen I remember I've seen on the whole series all the way up to when they for some reason

584
00:23:04,220 --> 00:23:08,060
Lost their powers because I remember seeing the Victor Victor rules

585
00:23:08,060 --> 00:23:11,820
Oh, yeah, I have a news. Oh, yeah, I is it Ivan is Ivan is

586
00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:15,700
Fucking Freddy Krueger

587
00:23:16,900 --> 00:23:21,820
So I know Freddy Krueger where I see some of the worst CGI ever man, I love that movie

588
00:23:21,820 --> 00:23:25,580
That's a good movie. They go to a different planet and they get the animal morphs and all that

589
00:23:25,580 --> 00:23:30,940
Yeah, and then there was that weird one where it was like a clockwork

590
00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:36,020
Enemy there was like a oh, yeah the machine. Yeah, yeah the machine ones

591
00:23:36,020 --> 00:23:40,300
Yeah, and like something they they send Rita and Lord Zed to live in an RV

592
00:23:41,340 --> 00:23:43,340
on the moon

593
00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:50,300
When they live in a man down by the fucking river what the

594
00:23:52,820 --> 00:23:54,820
In space

595
00:23:56,220 --> 00:23:58,220
They're gonna get back

596
00:23:58,540 --> 00:24:02,060
It's the entire thing of like it's the comedy stick of that entire

597
00:24:02,060 --> 00:24:06,400
But if I remember correctly like they fucked up the Power Rangers in the first couple episodes

598
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:11,100
Yeah, they had to like read Ryu configured their whole fucking like a battle plan

599
00:24:11,900 --> 00:24:16,460
Like yes, and after that and then there was the one in space. Well, there's two in space

600
00:24:16,820 --> 00:24:23,340
There was space in galaxy. There was one with like the different rainbow colors around their like clothes and stuff. You remember that one?

601
00:24:25,860 --> 00:24:29,300
Pam that was like right after the the clockwork one, I think

602
00:24:29,300 --> 00:24:32,340
I think it was like galaxy force or something

603
00:24:32,340 --> 00:24:36,740
Yeah, I think it was galaxy and then it was space after that and like there was PD

604
00:24:38,100 --> 00:24:41,420
PD or the police department. Yeah, oh god, they had fire trucks

605
00:24:42,580 --> 00:24:44,740
Okay, you can tell I dropped off at a certain point

606
00:24:44,740 --> 00:24:49,100
Yeah, the one with the one in space was the last one I really I didn't even watch it consistently though

607
00:24:49,100 --> 00:24:54,860
No, well, they had one character I think in galaxy those kind of like from the old that like the antihero

608
00:24:54,860 --> 00:25:01,580
Almost where you have a sword and stuff like that. Hmm, but like he was the character that was like an enemy but not an enemy type

609
00:25:02,180 --> 00:25:05,500
Like it had a little bit of depth to it. Not a lot. I'm an antihero

610
00:25:06,260 --> 00:25:12,860
Yeah, I don't like you guys but I won't hurt innocent people and then you had Tommy become the the Red Ranger where he had the

611
00:25:12,860 --> 00:25:14,460
store did he

612
00:25:14,460 --> 00:25:16,040
Not in galaxy or anything

613
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:21,780
But that was if I remember correctly in there cuz they had like the the black like the huge black hole on the top of their

614
00:25:21,780 --> 00:25:27,380
Head that was like the hell space that was space. Yeah, what am I thinking about then? I think I

615
00:25:28,100 --> 00:25:32,340
Remember if I remember to wait come to wait, holy shit. Wait, I

616
00:25:33,020 --> 00:25:35,020
Just made an odd connection to my head

617
00:25:35,300 --> 00:25:40,260
Did they take you know those the Saiyan suits they have the fucking shoulder blades

618
00:25:40,780 --> 00:25:45,100
Did they take that for the white Ranger and add in the green range added to him?

619
00:25:45,100 --> 00:25:46,900
Like I said, no as like a homage

620
00:25:46,900 --> 00:25:52,100
No, because the Power Rangers that they used the footage from that existed before

621
00:25:53,420 --> 00:25:55,420
Dragon Ball see pretty sure. Yeah

622
00:25:55,820 --> 00:26:02,860
That would be awesome. If it was an easter inspired like an Easter egg. Anyway, yeah, I've had to see whoa

623
00:26:03,420 --> 00:26:05,420
Let me see

624
00:26:06,740 --> 00:26:09,180
I guess today is not the way is because you know today is nostalgia

625
00:26:10,620 --> 00:26:12,620
Just sentiment

626
00:26:12,620 --> 00:26:18,660
I'll see whenever they first release that for Power Rangers real quick little see. Yeah, let me see

627
00:26:29,100 --> 00:26:35,420
Okay, so the main morphin power is a percent I this was based off of super sentai, uh-huh

628
00:26:35,420 --> 00:26:37,420
Oh

629
00:26:41,660 --> 00:26:45,060
Yeah, I see that super sentai here, yeah, so that was in

630
00:26:46,300 --> 00:26:48,580
Holy shit, it can't be that old can it?

631
00:26:50,540 --> 00:26:53,040
1975 yeah 1975 to present

632
00:26:53,860 --> 00:26:55,860
It's still like

633
00:26:56,300 --> 00:27:00,100
Super senpai still going the first two super sentai zero created by

634
00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:08,500
Shou tora is she my she no morey then known for the 1997 97 as the common rider TV series

635
00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:11,540
Yeah, common rider. So when did he do this he developed?

636
00:27:13,660 --> 00:27:15,540
Home spider-boy

637
00:27:15,540 --> 00:27:17,540
What did you meet the damn Power Rangers?

638
00:27:17,660 --> 00:27:21,540
Well, it wasn't called Power Rangers at first. I know that I'm just saying like in general

639
00:27:21,540 --> 00:27:27,340
I like actual Power Rangers not like his actual like the actual like the inspiration for Power Rangers, right?

640
00:27:27,340 --> 00:27:32,460
Well, I don't have a different name but like I'm pretty sure even in Japan now if I call Power Rangers at this point

641
00:27:33,100 --> 00:27:35,100
America has to own

642
00:27:35,100 --> 00:27:40,140
It's have something something like that's why it's Godzilla and not right here anymore, right?

643
00:27:40,940 --> 00:27:42,940
Let's see

644
00:27:45,660 --> 00:27:52,540
But yeah, it's funny cuz they all the stock footage up to a certain point was all super sentai and they had to dub over it

645
00:27:52,540 --> 00:27:59,220
Had to dub over it. I never noticed it as a kid. Yeah, very blatant now

646
00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:03,020
Well, you never saw the kids in their actual helmets and stuff

647
00:28:03,820 --> 00:28:05,820
You like take the helmets off, you know

648
00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:08,500
At least not that I remember

649
00:28:10,380 --> 00:28:12,380
When they all was super sentai

650
00:28:13,660 --> 00:28:16,700
Hmm, I see a lot of shows here

651
00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:24,980
Mmm 1992 92. Yep. So that's the very first step. That is well, that's the the super sentai that

652
00:28:26,020 --> 00:28:31,740
Mighty morph and Power Rangers was based off of okay. So 1992 is whenever that first came out

653
00:28:33,540 --> 00:28:36,420
Which is a long time ago to be honest in 1992

654
00:28:37,820 --> 00:28:40,380
And Power Rangers has been around since

655
00:28:41,020 --> 00:28:45,300
93, you know, so if you're out start jacking that shit at you

656
00:28:45,300 --> 00:28:48,340
You're out Japan, man. They know how to make them

657
00:28:51,020 --> 00:28:53,020
That's so fucked up though

658
00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:56,300
So like we'll just take it

659
00:28:56,300 --> 00:29:00,740
So you'd have to basically see when did the Saiyans first appear in?

660
00:29:01,460 --> 00:29:03,460
Dragon Ball trying to figure out

661
00:29:04,140 --> 00:29:06,140
the freak of manga

662
00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:09,980
Yeah, cuz it would be probably the manga first

663
00:29:09,980 --> 00:29:12,380
although I don't know if super sentai was a

664
00:29:12,380 --> 00:29:16,660
Since it's been around since the 70s. Did they draw the like it as a manga first?

665
00:29:16,660 --> 00:29:19,740
Those suits and stuff? Yeah, like I don't know

666
00:29:20,460 --> 00:29:22,460
so Dragon Ball

667
00:29:22,460 --> 00:29:29,380
Is 84 right Dragon Ball Z unless the anime then the anime television was at 1989

668
00:29:29,380 --> 00:29:33,940
Yeah, I don't know was that old so it might be in Easter egg then that'd be cool

669
00:29:34,460 --> 00:29:37,460
It does it now look at the magnet now. It looks familiar. It looks similar

670
00:29:38,060 --> 00:29:40,060
the shoulder blades and both of them

671
00:29:40,060 --> 00:29:42,060
although

672
00:29:42,060 --> 00:29:44,460
Green Ranger didn't really have shoulder blades though

673
00:29:44,460 --> 00:29:47,140
Could have sworn he didn't like those like the the gold

674
00:29:47,780 --> 00:29:49,780
Overlaying his cuz they all had like their regular

675
00:29:50,300 --> 00:29:55,860
Shoulders, right? Mm-hmm. Well, but his was covered by some like type of like armor over it

676
00:29:56,580 --> 00:30:02,060
Right now in my head looking at it look reminds me of the Saiyan suit. I think so in my head it does

677
00:30:02,060 --> 00:30:05,060
But then I got my head is not normal. I know what people's

678
00:30:05,740 --> 00:30:08,220
Yeah that well kind of but yeah

679
00:30:08,220 --> 00:30:10,220
Similar remind me of the Saiyan thing

680
00:30:12,220 --> 00:30:14,220
But there's sticks off fucking

681
00:30:14,220 --> 00:30:20,220
My high heavens. Yeah, I used to love that and then when he had the room with just the shoulder straps

682
00:30:20,220 --> 00:30:23,580
I'm about busted at night when I saw Vegeta and the shoulder strap arm

683
00:30:25,580 --> 00:30:31,180
The just the straps, yeah, I was like that looks even cooler than the fucking blade the shoulder the shoulder blade pads

684
00:30:31,180 --> 00:30:33,180
Yeah, fucking football pads you got on

685
00:30:33,980 --> 00:30:35,500
football pads

686
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:38,780
the football pads kind of look like football pads look

687
00:30:39,980 --> 00:30:41,980
Did this way I got inspiration from

688
00:30:42,620 --> 00:30:48,980
It's like it looks like shoulder pads. It's good. They all football cool. Let me do school football with you know superpowers

689
00:30:50,260 --> 00:30:53,300
What I find funny is that all the people that did act in

690
00:30:54,220 --> 00:30:56,980
Power Rangers they actually had to have some kind of

691
00:30:57,820 --> 00:30:59,380
martial art ability

692
00:30:59,380 --> 00:31:03,680
At least a black ranger needn't seem like he knew he was doing outside of the suit

693
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:06,720
Yeah, well sort of like the Red Ranger. I can't remember

694
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:12,400
Yeah, I think he actually fought in a few fights, but he was actually in my slides. Yeah, and then I

695
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:16,280
Jason Frank, what is this?

696
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:22,200
What the fuck is his name? Hmm. That is his name, right? Oh the green ranger the green

697
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:25,480
Oh, isn't his real name like Jason Frank? That was Jason Lee or something

698
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:33,680
I thought it was Jason cuz it was funny because I thought it like

699
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,600
his name

700
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:38,880
Jason David Frank, I was close. Okay, so

701
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:42,580
Jason Frank is I was right. I'm surprised

702
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:48,980
Me remembering names is not very very common. So yeah, Jason David Frank though. He's a into martial arts though

703
00:31:48,980 --> 00:31:50,480
He did MMA too

704
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:55,480
for a little while I don't know like what division or anything, but it seems like a

705
00:31:56,360 --> 00:32:02,620
Might be a welterweight. I think so. I don't see him at 185 doesn't seem that big

706
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:06,180
No, I don't think he was. 185s are fucking huge

707
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:10,320
Like a 170 maybe a 155. Yeah

708
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:14,320
Cuz he was 5'11

709
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:16,360
He'd probably be 170

710
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,680
He doesn't see he wasn't that bulky either

711
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:20,680
No

712
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:25,400
Like if you see one of those 185s now, they're like they look like heavyweights at this fucking point

713
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:28,120
you know that one guy told you about the fucking

714
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:31,520
The middleweight champion

715
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:38,080
The one from the other fucking the the saga about a Sonya now. I forgot his fucking name

716
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:41,760
Says he was 214

717
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:46,140
214 yeah, no way he fought a fucking heavyweight. I think so

718
00:32:46,140 --> 00:32:50,220
a martial arts record a total he actually fought and

719
00:32:50,860 --> 00:32:53,380
He had one win and it was by submission

720
00:32:54,020 --> 00:32:56,020
What weight class?

721
00:32:56,460 --> 00:32:58,460
I'm looking right now

722
00:33:01,780 --> 00:33:04,460
Unless it was catch weight just whatever weight you have

723
00:33:05,980 --> 00:33:08,480
Which is a bad. He fought as an amateur. Yeah

724
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:12,480
Yeah

725
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:23,200
Yeah, yeah professionally he won one against Jose Roberto Vasquez

726
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:29,800
Lasted for 46 seconds. So somebody said Clive

727
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:33,040
46 seconds, I'm done

728
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:36,040
They call that a marathon run

729
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:41,320
Yeah, it doesn't say what weight or anything or what class he was in. Let me see

730
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:48,060
I'd say he's got a lot of fights. Yeah. Let's see here

731
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:53,400
So you fought him him. No, they don't have any names. Okay, that doesn't help me

732
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:55,960
We got a career

733
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:57,960
power Rangers

734
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,600
We all know he did power Rangers. Here we go

735
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:06,880
Mmm, so he's monofun. Okay. Here we go. I

736
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,480
Begin to train with the OSU and which

737
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:12,600
if he

738
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,600
right

739
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:19,560
It's not saying his weight class, which is annoying. That's what I'm saying. It wasn't showing anything Frank

740
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:26,120
Fighting Herschel, okay, I'm just he fight Herschel. Okay, so he was gonna fight as president

741
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:28,440
I'm saying, okay, so if he fought first Herschel Walker

742
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:31,480
six foot one, holy shit

743
00:34:32,720 --> 00:34:34,800
He did fight a heavyweight. I think so

744
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:40,400
His Herschel Walker fucking 220. Yeah, he was a heavyweight. He wanted to fight Herschel Walker

745
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:43,200
This is a big moment

746
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:52,440
There we go Frank announced on his Facebook fan page that he was pretty sure to make his professional debut on August 4th 2010 in

747
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,600
Houston at puro come

748
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:55,520
combate

749
00:34:55,520 --> 00:35:01,080
Number one he fought a heavyweight. Damn anyway, and 511. Yeah, you can turn on

750
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:06,920
Rangers actually trying to fight every way fighting grown-ass man

751
00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:13,360
Weighing 200 pounds 200 300 pounds. Yeah, so he actually tried

752
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:17,240
But my point was undefeated at least yeah

753
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:23,040
Oh, he didn't fight that many but yeah, it's still though going undefeated undefeated and they were all quick rounds, too

754
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:27,960
It's like a minute 46 seconds. I got my goals right now. See I become a

755
00:35:28,720 --> 00:35:30,720
triple-a movie star

756
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:34,400
Because you join the semi-pro football team and go to the NFL

757
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:37,120
Become a boxer and fight your Canelo

758
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:39,920
Retire in what I'm 80 and become a porn star

759
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:42,280
And then you they just die

760
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:47,700
Never tell him what football team you want to join. Oh, yeah, the Tulsa Golden Hurricanes in college

761
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:50,440
Stay up to the fucking natties. I

762
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:51,920
I

763
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:56,560
Like the fact that they moved on to a playoff bracket. Yeah, it's not just picking two teams

764
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:58,600
Yeah, because I hated the top

765
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:03,920
The like the rankings anyway, because they're so like politically biased anyway

766
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:07,400
Yeah, but they didn't get rid of the fucking super the bowl games

767
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:11,640
Yeah, so you still have lesser teams get they still get more exposure at a bowl game

768
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:14,880
You know what they have in the college football 20 to 25

769
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:20,560
But they have all these like they were shown all the ball games you could go to yeah fucking the pop tarts bowl. I

770
00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:26,600
Shit you not the fucking Kellogg's ball with fucking Tony the tiger

771
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:33,400
Like they they pay for these bowls, right? Yeah, because you I mean you make a lot of money on these fucking football games

772
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:37,040
Yeah, and the most famous obviously is gonna be the orange bowl or the Rose Bowl

773
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:44,280
But orange bowl Rose Bowl fiesta bowl. Yeah. Yeah cotton bowl. Those are the four main ones aren't they?

774
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:51,440
Because I know the four teams play those four main main bowls, right in the in the in the finals

775
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:53,040
I think so. Yeah

776
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:55,040
Don't they I think

777
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:59,240
And then like they they move on to the Natty the two winners, right?

778
00:36:59,240 --> 00:37:02,760
But I don't know if they go to what it's not. I don't know if it's called a bowl game anymore

779
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:09,760
I think it's just called the championship right I think I could be wrong, but I need to get PS 5 and get in college football

780
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:22,400
Yeah, there's a quite a few bowls it looks like there's 32 of them 32 then in the game that I've seen I

781
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:28,440
Think you have the cotton bowl is one of them. The sugar bowl is the other the sugar bowl. Okay. Yeah

782
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:30,920
So which are the main ones

783
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:35,720
Which one is a championship bowl or they just called the fucking Natty Bowl?

784
00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:40,400
The Natty Bowl. We all call it the Natty. You gotta go for the Natty

785
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:50,600
When the hell did all you drop off so bad? I don't know they're getting fucking massacred in the SEC

786
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:55,720
Yeah, oh, yeah. Sorry guys. We're not just nerds. We also enjoy sports

787
00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:57,720
Because we also enjoy sports

788
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:01,040
Yeah, but in the Texas wasn't doing bad at all

789
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:08,240
Fucking then they lost one game right? I think I dropped a fifth place which is like you really one game Alabama lost

790
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:15,560
That's how it goes. I guess the one game it destroys your whole fucking career pretty much back when I played old five in CAA

791
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:19,220
I got the I would get the the army undefeated right 13 and oh

792
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:22,780
If I remember how many games I were it could be less could be 11 or 12

793
00:38:22,780 --> 00:38:28,460
But it would be that and zero right and then the next time for the pretty the preseason polling, right?

794
00:38:28,460 --> 00:38:31,420
I would I'd still be ranked under the 25th the top 25

795
00:38:31,940 --> 00:38:37,900
For two straight years and then if I lost to any game, I would just get I wouldn't even make the top 25

796
00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:49,640
I'm really hard to find the name of these shit. Yeah

797
00:38:52,540 --> 00:38:55,440
There's the the famous Idaho potato bowl, yes

798
00:38:56,660 --> 00:39:00,300
It's only it's on 25. Yeah, the book of a tone bolt. Yep

799
00:39:00,980 --> 00:39:02,980
The Armed Forces Bowl, huh?

800
00:39:03,340 --> 00:39:05,340
the Camellia Bowl, yep

801
00:39:05,340 --> 00:39:07,340
I don't know if it's on there though.

802
00:39:07,340 --> 00:39:08,340
Do what?

803
00:39:08,340 --> 00:39:09,340
I don't know if that one's on there yet.

804
00:39:09,340 --> 00:39:10,340
The Camellia?

805
00:39:10,340 --> 00:39:11,340
Let me see.

806
00:39:11,340 --> 00:39:12,340
Is that what it's called?

807
00:39:12,340 --> 00:39:13,340
Or Kamaliah?

808
00:39:13,340 --> 00:39:15,340
I don't know if that's in the game.

809
00:39:15,340 --> 00:39:16,340
Uh...

810
00:39:16,340 --> 00:39:17,340
Uh...

811
00:39:17,340 --> 00:39:21,340
Who the fuck is racing outside my damn house?

812
00:39:21,340 --> 00:39:24,340
There's the Celebration Bowl.

813
00:39:24,340 --> 00:39:25,340
Yep.

814
00:39:25,340 --> 00:39:26,340
The New Orleans Bowl.

815
00:39:26,340 --> 00:39:29,340
The Birmingham Bowl.

816
00:39:29,340 --> 00:39:30,340
I think so, yeah.

817
00:39:30,340 --> 00:39:31,340
The Cotton Bowl.

818
00:39:31,340 --> 00:39:32,340
Yep.

819
00:39:32,340 --> 00:39:33,340
The Cure Bowl.

820
00:39:33,340 --> 00:39:34,340
That one I don't know.

821
00:39:34,340 --> 00:39:35,340
The LA Bowl.

822
00:39:35,340 --> 00:39:36,340
The Sugar Bowl.

823
00:39:36,340 --> 00:39:39,340
There might be more bowls in real life than there are in the game.

824
00:39:39,340 --> 00:39:40,340
God damn.

825
00:39:40,340 --> 00:39:41,340
The Sugar Bowl.

826
00:39:41,340 --> 00:39:42,340
Of course, the Sugar Bowl.

827
00:39:42,340 --> 00:39:44,340
The 68 Ventures Bowl.

828
00:39:44,340 --> 00:39:45,340
That one...

829
00:39:45,340 --> 00:39:47,340
Some of them could just be one time bowl.

830
00:39:47,340 --> 00:39:48,340
Okay, type this in.

831
00:39:48,340 --> 00:39:54,340
How many bowl games total are going to be in the 2025 football?

832
00:39:54,340 --> 00:39:56,340
That'll narrow it down.

833
00:39:56,340 --> 00:39:58,340
Like 270 bowls.

834
00:39:58,340 --> 00:40:03,340
But it's nice because it means that some of the lesser teams, right?

835
00:40:03,340 --> 00:40:06,340
They get a playoff type environment.

836
00:40:06,340 --> 00:40:08,340
You know what I mean?

837
00:40:08,340 --> 00:40:09,340
Right.

838
00:40:09,340 --> 00:40:11,340
Like you go like maybe you go...

839
00:40:11,340 --> 00:40:13,340
What's the records right now?

840
00:40:13,340 --> 00:40:14,340
36 bowl games.

841
00:40:14,340 --> 00:40:15,340
Oh.

842
00:40:15,340 --> 00:40:18,340
And four of them are the major ones, right?

843
00:40:18,340 --> 00:40:20,340
I believe so, yes.

844
00:40:20,340 --> 00:40:22,340
I'm looking at the schedule right here.

845
00:40:22,340 --> 00:40:24,340
Fuck, 36 of them?

846
00:40:24,340 --> 00:40:25,340
Yeah.

847
00:40:25,340 --> 00:40:26,340
Jesus, that's a lot of games.

848
00:40:26,340 --> 00:40:27,340
That's now times...

849
00:40:27,340 --> 00:40:29,340
Okay, so here's what it's going to be, right?

850
00:40:29,340 --> 00:40:31,340
So do 36 times two.

851
00:40:31,340 --> 00:40:33,340
That's 72.

852
00:40:33,340 --> 00:40:35,340
So that's 72 teams out of like 130?

853
00:40:35,340 --> 00:40:36,340
120?

854
00:40:36,340 --> 00:40:37,340
I think so.

855
00:40:37,340 --> 00:40:38,340
How many college teams are there?

856
00:40:38,340 --> 00:40:39,340
I have no idea.

857
00:40:39,340 --> 00:40:40,340
That's like half of the fucking sports.

858
00:40:40,340 --> 00:40:42,340
They're all going to a bowl?

859
00:40:42,340 --> 00:40:43,340
Yeah, they're all going to a bowl.

860
00:40:43,340 --> 00:40:46,340
They're not that amazing then.

861
00:40:46,340 --> 00:40:49,340
So here's the bowls that are going to be played, okay?

862
00:40:49,340 --> 00:40:50,340
Okay.

863
00:40:50,340 --> 00:40:51,340
The first one will be December 14th.

864
00:40:51,340 --> 00:40:53,340
It's going to be the Cricket Celebration Bowl.

865
00:40:53,340 --> 00:40:54,340
December 14th?

866
00:40:54,340 --> 00:40:55,340
Yeah.

867
00:40:55,340 --> 00:40:56,340
Already?

868
00:40:56,340 --> 00:40:57,340
Yeah.

869
00:40:57,340 --> 00:40:58,340
Wait, when is college over?

870
00:40:58,340 --> 00:40:59,340
How many games are there?

871
00:40:59,340 --> 00:41:01,340
The Mercedes-Benz Stadium.

872
00:41:01,340 --> 00:41:02,340
Mercedes-Benz Stadium.

873
00:41:02,340 --> 00:41:03,340
In Atlanta, Georgia.

874
00:41:03,340 --> 00:41:04,340
Atlanta, Georgia.

875
00:41:04,340 --> 00:41:09,340
December 14th is going to be the Salute to Veterans Bowl.

876
00:41:09,340 --> 00:41:11,340
Okay, I respect it.

877
00:41:11,340 --> 00:41:14,340
December 17th is going to be Scooters Coffee Frisco Bowl.

878
00:41:14,340 --> 00:41:16,340
Do you know that they're both ranked?

879
00:41:16,340 --> 00:41:17,340
Navy and Army?

880
00:41:17,340 --> 00:41:18,340
Oh, are they really?

881
00:41:18,340 --> 00:41:19,340
Top 25?

882
00:41:19,340 --> 00:41:20,340
Oh.

883
00:41:20,340 --> 00:41:21,340
23 and 24.

884
00:41:21,340 --> 00:41:22,340
Oh, it's going to be a vicious game.

885
00:41:22,340 --> 00:41:25,340
They're going to fucking massacre each other.

886
00:41:25,340 --> 00:41:28,340
Then December 18th is going to be the Boca Raton Bowl.

887
00:41:28,340 --> 00:41:30,340
It's going to be in Boca Raton, Florida.

888
00:41:30,340 --> 00:41:31,340
Oh, baby.

889
00:41:31,340 --> 00:41:36,340
Imagine getting to going from Alaska to Boca Raton.

890
00:41:36,340 --> 00:41:41,340
Then December 18th is going to be the LA Bowl, hosted by Gronk.

891
00:41:41,340 --> 00:41:44,340
I don't know, Gronkowski?

892
00:41:44,340 --> 00:41:45,340
I hope so.

893
00:41:45,340 --> 00:41:46,340
Which would be funny.

894
00:41:46,340 --> 00:41:51,340
Or it's going to be Gronk from X, the AI.

895
00:41:51,340 --> 00:41:54,340
Then we have December 19th.

896
00:41:54,340 --> 00:41:56,340
It's going to be the New Orleans Bowl.

897
00:41:56,340 --> 00:41:57,340
Okay.

898
00:41:57,340 --> 00:42:01,340
December 20th is going to be the Staff DNA Cure Bowl.

899
00:42:01,340 --> 00:42:03,340
What the fuck, bowl?

900
00:42:03,340 --> 00:42:05,340
That's what they should call it.

901
00:42:05,340 --> 00:42:09,340
December 20th is the Union Home Mortgage Gasparilla Bowl.

902
00:42:09,340 --> 00:42:13,340
So it is just sponsored fucking balls by companies.

903
00:42:13,340 --> 00:42:16,340
They could at least be getting a bit of a classy name.

904
00:42:16,340 --> 00:42:22,340
Because I'm skipping over the first round games of different things, the playoff rounds.

905
00:42:22,340 --> 00:42:23,340
December 23rd is going to be...

906
00:42:23,340 --> 00:42:26,340
Wait, the first round, they're also part of the bowl?

907
00:42:26,340 --> 00:42:31,340
Well, it just says CPF first round game of the first round playoffs.

908
00:42:31,340 --> 00:42:35,340
It's December 20th and the 21st and the 21st and 21st.

909
00:42:35,340 --> 00:42:36,340
Okay, okay.

910
00:42:36,340 --> 00:42:38,340
So it's going to be the first...

911
00:42:38,340 --> 00:42:39,340
The first set?

912
00:42:39,340 --> 00:42:41,340
You know, like the first seeded game.

913
00:42:41,340 --> 00:42:42,340
The final seed?

914
00:42:42,340 --> 00:42:45,340
But it's not listed as an actual bowl.

915
00:42:45,340 --> 00:42:46,340
Okay, so they're just regular games.

916
00:42:46,340 --> 00:42:48,340
Right, until you get to the bowl game at the end.

917
00:42:48,340 --> 00:42:49,340
The good old bowl games.

918
00:42:49,340 --> 00:42:51,340
The 23rd is going to be the Myrtle Beach Bowl.

919
00:42:51,340 --> 00:42:54,340
That one I knew it was the Myrtle Beach Bowl.

920
00:42:54,340 --> 00:42:57,340
December 23rd is going to be the famous Idaho Potato Bowl.

921
00:42:57,340 --> 00:42:59,340
I like to say the famous Idaho Potato Bowl.

922
00:42:59,340 --> 00:43:01,340
Like everyone knows what it is.

923
00:43:01,340 --> 00:43:04,340
December 24th is going to be the Hawaii Bowl.

924
00:43:04,340 --> 00:43:07,340
Imagine your school having to go to Hawaii, right?

925
00:43:07,340 --> 00:43:08,340
To play the bowl?

926
00:43:08,340 --> 00:43:10,340
How expensive is it going to be?

927
00:43:10,340 --> 00:43:14,340
December 26th is going to be the Game Above Sports Bowl.

928
00:43:14,340 --> 00:43:16,340
Game Above Sports Bowl?

929
00:43:16,340 --> 00:43:18,340
26th is going to be the Rate Bowl.

930
00:43:18,340 --> 00:43:20,340
Rate Bowl?

931
00:43:20,340 --> 00:43:21,340
December 26th.

932
00:43:21,340 --> 00:43:23,340
Be careful with that word.

933
00:43:23,340 --> 00:43:25,340
I have the T.

934
00:43:25,340 --> 00:43:30,340
December 26th that evening is going to be the 68 Adventures Bowl.

935
00:43:30,340 --> 00:43:31,340
Okay.

936
00:43:31,340 --> 00:43:34,340
27th is going to be the Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl.

937
00:43:34,340 --> 00:43:36,340
There's a lot of random bowls now.

938
00:43:36,340 --> 00:43:37,340
You know what Lockheed Martin though is, right?

939
00:43:37,340 --> 00:43:38,340
No.

940
00:43:38,340 --> 00:43:39,340
They're the ones that make those jets.

941
00:43:39,340 --> 00:43:40,340
Oh.

942
00:43:40,340 --> 00:43:42,340
Like an actual fighter jet.

943
00:43:42,340 --> 00:43:43,340
Oh Lord.

944
00:43:43,340 --> 00:43:44,340
Yeah, the Lockheed Martin.

945
00:43:44,340 --> 00:43:45,340
So they're paying for them.

946
00:43:45,340 --> 00:43:47,340
Lockheed Martin, if I remember right, they're the one that makes the stealth bomber.

947
00:43:47,340 --> 00:43:49,340
So they're paying for a bowl game?

948
00:43:49,340 --> 00:43:50,340
Yes.

949
00:43:50,340 --> 00:43:51,340
Okay.

950
00:43:51,340 --> 00:43:52,340
Because it's a private company.

951
00:43:52,340 --> 00:43:53,340
So they're paying for them.

952
00:43:53,340 --> 00:43:55,340
I mean they have government contracts, but yeah.

953
00:43:55,340 --> 00:43:56,340
Instead of jets fly overhead.

954
00:43:56,340 --> 00:43:57,340
Yeah.

955
00:43:57,340 --> 00:43:58,340
And it's going to be the Armed Forces Bowl.

956
00:43:58,340 --> 00:43:59,340
Oh, there you go.

957
00:43:59,340 --> 00:44:05,340
So is the Armed Forces Bowl only played by the three teams or is it by any team?

958
00:44:05,340 --> 00:44:07,340
Is it only Army, Navy, and Air Force?

959
00:44:07,340 --> 00:44:09,340
I think so.

960
00:44:09,340 --> 00:44:10,340
I think so.

961
00:44:10,340 --> 00:44:13,340
So there's just always the one loser out?

962
00:44:13,340 --> 00:44:14,340
That's some.

963
00:44:14,340 --> 00:44:15,340
Which everyone's ranked police.

964
00:44:15,340 --> 00:44:16,340
Yeah.

965
00:44:16,340 --> 00:44:17,340
With the worst record.

966
00:44:17,340 --> 00:44:20,340
December 27th is going to be the Birmingham Bowl.

967
00:44:20,340 --> 00:44:21,340
The Birmingham Bowl.

968
00:44:21,340 --> 00:44:22,340
Here's one.

969
00:44:22,340 --> 00:44:25,340
Also December 27th at night is going to be the AutoZone Liberty Bowl.

970
00:44:25,340 --> 00:44:26,340
Oh God.

971
00:44:26,340 --> 00:44:28,340
So every year is going to be a different bowl name.

972
00:44:28,340 --> 00:44:30,340
Unless you have the main ones.

973
00:44:30,340 --> 00:44:31,340
Yeah.

974
00:44:31,340 --> 00:44:34,340
Because these are all just whatever that want to be titled by the company paying for them.

975
00:44:34,340 --> 00:44:37,340
Imagine this one though, the DirectTV Holiday Bowl.

976
00:44:37,340 --> 00:44:38,340
Wow.

977
00:44:38,340 --> 00:44:42,340
They're not even playing with these random names.

978
00:44:42,340 --> 00:44:46,340
Or the next one is the SRS Distribution Las Vegas Bowl.

979
00:44:46,340 --> 00:44:47,340
Wow.

980
00:44:47,340 --> 00:44:51,340
The 28th is going to be the Wasabi Fenway Bowl.

981
00:44:51,340 --> 00:44:53,340
The Wasabi Fenway Bowl?

982
00:44:53,340 --> 00:44:54,340
Mm-hmm.

983
00:44:54,340 --> 00:44:56,340
28th is going to be the Bad Boy Moers Pinstripe Bowl.

984
00:44:56,340 --> 00:44:57,340
Damn.

985
00:44:57,340 --> 00:44:59,340
They don't really care about these names at all.

986
00:44:59,340 --> 00:45:01,340
The Bad Boy Moers?

987
00:45:01,340 --> 00:45:04,340
The Bad Boy Moers Hit Bowl Bowl.

988
00:45:04,340 --> 00:45:07,340
It'd be like naming it the Briggs & Stratton Bowl.

989
00:45:07,340 --> 00:45:12,340
The 28th is going to be the Escalada New Mexico Bowl.

990
00:45:12,340 --> 00:45:14,340
Gotta go to Mexico.

991
00:45:14,340 --> 00:45:15,340
The 28th Pop Tarts Bowl.

992
00:45:15,340 --> 00:45:16,340
There you go.

993
00:45:16,340 --> 00:45:17,340
There's the Pop Tarts Bowl.

994
00:45:17,340 --> 00:45:22,340
That means when the game comes out next year, there's going to be different bowl names,

995
00:45:22,340 --> 00:45:23,340
but there's going to be 36 of them.

996
00:45:23,340 --> 00:45:24,340
Yeah.

997
00:45:24,340 --> 00:45:25,340
No matter what.

998
00:45:25,340 --> 00:45:26,340
Yeah.

999
00:45:26,340 --> 00:45:27,340
And some of them will be the same.

1000
00:45:27,340 --> 00:45:28,340
Some of them will be weird as fuck named.

1001
00:45:28,340 --> 00:45:33,340
December 28th also that afternoon is going to be the Snoop Dogg Arizona Bowl presented

1002
00:45:33,340 --> 00:45:35,340
by Jen and Juice by Dr. Dre.

1003
00:45:35,340 --> 00:45:36,340
You gotta be fucking kidding me.

1004
00:45:36,340 --> 00:45:39,340
He's paying for a bowl game?

1005
00:45:39,340 --> 00:45:42,340
By Jen and Juice by Dre and Juice?

1006
00:45:42,340 --> 00:45:43,340
Jesus.

1007
00:45:43,340 --> 00:45:46,340
Also, you're going to have the Gold Bowling Military Bowl.

1008
00:45:46,340 --> 00:45:47,340
Another military one?

1009
00:45:47,340 --> 00:45:48,340
How many military?

1010
00:45:48,340 --> 00:45:49,340
So they have to be other.

1011
00:45:49,340 --> 00:45:52,340
That's the Navy and Marine Corps Memorial Stadium though.

1012
00:45:52,340 --> 00:45:56,340
So I don't know if it's going to be only the Navy and the Marines playing each other

1013
00:45:56,340 --> 00:45:57,340
at that one or what.

1014
00:45:57,340 --> 00:45:59,340
Wait, the Marines don't have a football team, do they?

1015
00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:00,340
I thought they did.

1016
00:46:00,340 --> 00:46:03,340
No, it's the Air Force, Navy and Army.

1017
00:46:03,340 --> 00:46:05,340
Yeah, the Marines are just never good.

1018
00:46:05,340 --> 00:46:06,340
Well, because they have schools.

1019
00:46:06,340 --> 00:46:07,340
They have those schools.

1020
00:46:07,340 --> 00:46:08,340
Yeah.

1021
00:46:08,340 --> 00:46:09,340
Like West Point.

1022
00:46:09,340 --> 00:46:10,340
Yeah, Marines do too.

1023
00:46:10,340 --> 00:46:11,340
They have a college?

1024
00:46:11,340 --> 00:46:12,340
Yeah.

1025
00:46:12,340 --> 00:46:13,340
As far as I know.

1026
00:46:13,340 --> 00:46:14,340
I could be wrong.

1027
00:46:14,340 --> 00:46:18,340
Well, they better get themselves a football team.

1028
00:46:18,340 --> 00:46:20,340
Then you have the 28th also.

1029
00:46:20,340 --> 00:46:22,340
You have the Valero Alamo Bowl.

1030
00:46:22,340 --> 00:46:24,340
The Valero Alamo Bowl.

1031
00:46:24,340 --> 00:46:26,340
Like the Alamo Bowl I think is the actual name of it.

1032
00:46:26,340 --> 00:46:28,340
Oh, they just added the extra Valero.

1033
00:46:28,340 --> 00:46:29,340
Valero is a guest that you should...

1034
00:46:29,340 --> 00:46:31,340
Oh, because they're the one paying for it.

1035
00:46:31,340 --> 00:46:32,340
Oh, now I get it.

1036
00:46:32,340 --> 00:46:33,340
Okay.

1037
00:46:33,340 --> 00:46:37,340
So some of them have regular names, but they have the advertiser attached to it.

1038
00:46:37,340 --> 00:46:38,340
The sponsor.

1039
00:46:38,340 --> 00:46:39,340
Yeah.

1040
00:46:39,340 --> 00:46:40,340
Okay, I get you now.

1041
00:46:40,340 --> 00:46:42,340
Then the next one is the Radiance Technologies Independence Bowl.

1042
00:46:42,340 --> 00:46:45,340
That one does not sound like it's named.

1043
00:46:45,340 --> 00:46:47,340
Then you have the next one after that.

1044
00:46:47,340 --> 00:46:50,340
That's the TransPerfect Music City Bowl.

1045
00:46:50,340 --> 00:46:53,340
Music City sounds like it's an actual bowl name.

1046
00:46:53,340 --> 00:46:54,340
Music City Bowl.

1047
00:46:54,340 --> 00:46:56,340
Yeah, but the TransPerfect?

1048
00:46:56,340 --> 00:46:58,340
Now it sounds like the sponsor.

1049
00:46:58,340 --> 00:47:01,340
Then you have the Reliaquest Bowl.

1050
00:47:01,340 --> 00:47:03,340
The Reliaquest Bowl.

1051
00:47:03,340 --> 00:47:05,340
Then you have the Tony the Tiger Sun Bowl.

1052
00:47:05,340 --> 00:47:06,340
There it is.

1053
00:47:06,340 --> 00:47:07,340
The Sun Bowl.

1054
00:47:07,340 --> 00:47:08,340
The Sun Bowl is the actual name.

1055
00:47:08,340 --> 00:47:09,340
Yeah.

1056
00:47:09,340 --> 00:47:10,340
Tony.

1057
00:47:10,340 --> 00:47:11,340
Tony the Tiger.

1058
00:47:11,340 --> 00:47:12,340
They're great.

1059
00:47:12,340 --> 00:47:13,340
What about this one?

1060
00:47:13,340 --> 00:47:15,340
The Cheez-Its Citrus Bowl.

1061
00:47:15,340 --> 00:47:17,340
Cheez-Its has a fucking bowl game?

1062
00:47:17,340 --> 00:47:19,340
Then you have the Texas Bowl.

1063
00:47:19,340 --> 00:47:20,340
There you go.

1064
00:47:20,340 --> 00:47:24,340
Then you have the Fiesta Bowl, but it's the VRBO Fiesta Bowl.

1065
00:47:24,340 --> 00:47:26,340
So the other one's paying for it.

1066
00:47:26,340 --> 00:47:27,340
Yeah.

1067
00:47:27,340 --> 00:47:28,340
The Chick-fil-A Peach Bowl.

1068
00:47:28,340 --> 00:47:29,340
Oh, God.

1069
00:47:29,340 --> 00:47:30,340
So it's a Peach Bowl, but it's Chick-fil-A.

1070
00:47:30,340 --> 00:47:31,340
Chick-fil-A, yeah.

1071
00:47:31,340 --> 00:47:32,340
Chick-fil-A.

1072
00:47:32,340 --> 00:47:34,340
Yeah, because they can't pay for a Sunday game.

1073
00:47:34,340 --> 00:47:37,340
It's got to be Saturday because they're closed on Sundays.

1074
00:47:37,340 --> 00:47:39,340
Then you have the Rose Bowl.

1075
00:47:39,340 --> 00:47:40,340
There you go.

1076
00:47:40,340 --> 00:47:41,340
Presented by Prudential.

1077
00:47:41,340 --> 00:47:42,340
So they are.

1078
00:47:42,340 --> 00:47:44,340
But it makes more sense to say presented by.

1079
00:47:44,340 --> 00:47:45,340
They're making it.

1080
00:47:45,340 --> 00:47:47,340
Oh yeah, you can't be like, what's it called?

1081
00:47:47,340 --> 00:47:48,340
The Rose Bowl.

1082
00:47:48,340 --> 00:47:49,340
No, the other one, like who's sponsoring?

1083
00:47:49,340 --> 00:47:50,340
Oh, the Prudential.

1084
00:47:50,340 --> 00:47:52,340
So you can't be like Prudential Rose Bowl.

1085
00:47:52,340 --> 00:47:53,340
Right.

1086
00:47:53,340 --> 00:47:54,340
Yeah.

1087
00:47:54,340 --> 00:47:55,340
It's Rose Bowl presented by.

1088
00:47:55,340 --> 00:47:57,340
That one's a classy bowl.

1089
00:47:57,340 --> 00:47:58,340
Exactly.

1090
00:47:58,340 --> 00:48:00,340
And the same thing goes with, well, I guess not.

1091
00:48:00,340 --> 00:48:03,340
I was going to say, the All-State Sugar Bowl.

1092
00:48:03,340 --> 00:48:06,340
The All-State Sugar Bowl.

1093
00:48:06,340 --> 00:48:10,340
Then you have the Tax Slayer Gator Bowl.

1094
00:48:10,340 --> 00:48:12,340
The Gator Bowl.

1095
00:48:12,340 --> 00:48:13,340
Yep.

1096
00:48:13,340 --> 00:48:16,340
Then you have the Serve Pro First Responder Bowl.

1097
00:48:16,340 --> 00:48:17,340
Damn, really?

1098
00:48:17,340 --> 00:48:19,340
Then you have Duke's Mayo Bowl.

1099
00:48:19,340 --> 00:48:20,340
The Mayo Bowl?

1100
00:48:20,340 --> 00:48:23,340
I wonder if Mayo is the actual name of it.

1101
00:48:23,340 --> 00:48:24,340
I don't know.

1102
00:48:24,340 --> 00:48:25,340
That's a sponsor.

1103
00:48:25,340 --> 00:48:27,340
Then you have the Bahamas Bowl.

1104
00:48:27,340 --> 00:48:28,340
The Bahamas Bowl.

1105
00:48:28,340 --> 00:48:30,340
I'm going to play that one.

1106
00:48:30,340 --> 00:48:33,340
Then you have the Capital One Orange Bowl.

1107
00:48:33,340 --> 00:48:38,340
The Goodyear Classic, the Goodyear Cotton Bowl Classic.

1108
00:48:38,340 --> 00:48:42,340
Then you have the College Football Playoff National Championship.

1109
00:48:42,340 --> 00:48:44,340
That one's just a championship.

1110
00:48:44,340 --> 00:48:45,340
There's two more though.

1111
00:48:45,340 --> 00:48:46,340
There's two?

1112
00:48:46,340 --> 00:48:47,340
Back for that?

1113
00:48:47,340 --> 00:48:48,340
Oh my God.

1114
00:48:48,340 --> 00:48:50,340
There's so much football.

1115
00:48:50,340 --> 00:48:52,340
There's the East West Shrine Bowl.

1116
00:48:52,340 --> 00:48:53,340
East West?

1117
00:48:53,340 --> 00:48:54,340
Yep.

1118
00:48:54,340 --> 00:48:57,340
And then the last one is the Reese's Senior Bowl.

1119
00:48:57,340 --> 00:48:58,340
Senior Bowl.

1120
00:48:58,340 --> 00:49:00,340
So I guess just for senior players maybe?

1121
00:49:00,340 --> 00:49:01,340
Maybe.

1122
00:49:01,340 --> 00:49:03,340
Or just old people playing football.

1123
00:49:03,340 --> 00:49:06,340
Like Dan Moreno, 102 years old.

1124
00:49:06,340 --> 00:49:07,340
Duck.

1125
00:49:07,340 --> 00:49:12,340
Wait, so there's two games after the championship?

1126
00:49:12,340 --> 00:49:13,340
Yeah.

1127
00:49:13,340 --> 00:49:14,340
That's stupid.

1128
00:49:14,340 --> 00:49:17,340
Maybe like it was two games after the Super Bowl.

1129
00:49:17,340 --> 00:49:18,340
That makes no sense.

1130
00:49:18,340 --> 00:49:19,340
Right.

1131
00:49:19,340 --> 00:49:21,340
Oh, they must be the All-Star games.

1132
00:49:21,340 --> 00:49:22,340
Could be.

1133
00:49:22,340 --> 00:49:24,340
They have to be.

1134
00:49:24,340 --> 00:49:25,340
Like the Pro Bowl.

1135
00:49:25,340 --> 00:49:29,340
But that was the Pro Bowl before the Super Bowl, didn't they?

1136
00:49:29,340 --> 00:49:31,340
Or did they do it after?

1137
00:49:31,340 --> 00:49:34,340
They did it before, I thought, Dunbar.

1138
00:49:34,340 --> 00:49:35,340
I don't remember.

1139
00:49:35,340 --> 00:49:36,340
They took it off a long time ago.

1140
00:49:36,340 --> 00:49:38,340
They don't play the Pro Bowl anymore.

1141
00:49:38,340 --> 00:49:39,340
Right.

1142
00:49:39,340 --> 00:49:40,340
That I know of.

1143
00:49:40,340 --> 00:49:42,340
It has to be the All-Star games.

1144
00:49:42,340 --> 00:49:43,340
The last two.

1145
00:49:43,340 --> 00:49:45,340
It would have to be.

1146
00:49:45,340 --> 00:49:47,340
But no one's gonna watch those?

1147
00:49:47,340 --> 00:49:48,340
No.

1148
00:49:48,340 --> 00:49:49,340
Nobody cares about those.

1149
00:49:49,340 --> 00:49:51,340
Yeah, like they don't want mixed teams.

1150
00:49:51,340 --> 00:49:56,340
Well, you know, like the players from different teams playing together, because it's not gonna matter.

1151
00:49:56,340 --> 00:50:00,340
It's not like you're gonna see like a glimpse of what teams are gonna be good next year.

1152
00:50:00,340 --> 00:50:01,340
Right.

1153
00:50:01,340 --> 00:50:03,340
And watching all players play on one team.

1154
00:50:03,340 --> 00:50:07,340
And the National Championship, it looks like, is gonna be played at Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta, Georgia this year.

1155
00:50:07,340 --> 00:50:08,340
Man.

1156
00:50:08,340 --> 00:50:10,340
When the what day is that one?

1157
00:50:10,340 --> 00:50:11,340
January 20th.

1158
00:50:11,340 --> 00:50:12,340
January.

1159
00:50:12,340 --> 00:50:13,340
At 730.

1160
00:50:13,340 --> 00:50:14,340
Oh, baby.

1161
00:50:14,340 --> 00:50:15,340
Let's watch them.

1162
00:50:15,340 --> 00:50:16,340
Let's watch them football.

1163
00:50:16,340 --> 00:50:17,340
See who gets the nanny this year.

1164
00:50:17,340 --> 00:50:19,340
What channel is it gonna be on?

1165
00:50:19,340 --> 00:50:23,340
I think it actually might say.

1166
00:50:23,340 --> 00:50:26,340
Because NBC and ABC and CBS, they own the fucking football.

1167
00:50:26,340 --> 00:50:27,340
They do.

1168
00:50:27,340 --> 00:50:34,340
Like I know like there's there's a branch that's streaming like that Thursday game between Thunder and between the Giants and the Cowboys.

1169
00:50:34,340 --> 00:50:37,340
They got 18 million views, viewers.

1170
00:50:37,340 --> 00:50:38,340
Right.

1171
00:50:38,340 --> 00:50:40,340
And like, or they had like 16 million, right?

1172
00:50:40,340 --> 00:50:42,340
And like 18 million concurrent.

1173
00:50:42,340 --> 00:50:48,340
It's like it broke records of the most watched football game of all time that I know of.

1174
00:50:48,340 --> 00:50:49,340
Yeah.

1175
00:50:49,340 --> 00:50:51,340
So I watched, I was watching that shit too.

1176
00:50:51,340 --> 00:50:55,340
I was trying to hope my Giants could do anything this year.

1177
00:50:55,340 --> 00:50:56,340
It doesn't say.

1178
00:50:56,340 --> 00:50:59,340
Oh, well, we'll find out.

1179
00:50:59,340 --> 00:51:00,340
They'll let us know.

1180
00:51:00,340 --> 00:51:01,340
Oh, you'll know about it.

1181
00:51:01,340 --> 00:51:02,340
Don't worry.

1182
00:51:02,340 --> 00:51:03,340
Yeah.

1183
00:51:03,340 --> 00:51:05,340
There's a lot of bowl games though.

1184
00:51:05,340 --> 00:51:09,340
Do they start college before or after high school, the NFL?

1185
00:51:09,340 --> 00:51:10,340
About the same time.

1186
00:51:10,340 --> 00:51:14,340
I thought they start after.

1187
00:51:14,340 --> 00:51:16,340
Like in like in a normal season, right?

1188
00:51:16,340 --> 00:51:17,340
Yeah.

1189
00:51:17,340 --> 00:51:23,340
That way like, cause you don't want them to like cause they're not going to fucking overshadow the Super Bowl.

1190
00:51:23,340 --> 00:51:25,340
You don't want to plan during the Super Bowl.

1191
00:51:25,340 --> 00:51:26,340
Right.

1192
00:51:26,340 --> 00:51:29,340
You don't want anything planned during the Super Bowl.

1193
00:51:29,340 --> 00:51:37,340
If you guys want to understand the difference between the two, the three main sports in America.

1194
00:51:37,340 --> 00:51:39,340
Well, college football starts before NFL.

1195
00:51:39,340 --> 00:51:40,340
Okay.

1196
00:51:40,340 --> 00:51:41,340
So it has to end in a year.

1197
00:51:41,340 --> 00:51:42,340
Yeah.

1198
00:51:42,340 --> 00:51:45,340
So it ends for a little bit before the Super Bowl.

1199
00:51:45,340 --> 00:51:47,340
The Super Bowl is in February, right?

1200
00:51:47,340 --> 00:51:48,340
Yeah.

1201
00:51:48,340 --> 00:51:50,340
February 9th.

1202
00:51:50,340 --> 00:51:51,340
Hell yeah.

1203
00:51:51,340 --> 00:51:53,340
So yeah, it'll be after.

1204
00:51:53,340 --> 00:52:00,340
So if anyone wants to know the difference between the three main sports in America, baseball, basketball and football.

1205
00:52:00,340 --> 00:52:04,340
If you put the revenue of baseball and basketball together, you'll get the revenue of the NFL.

1206
00:52:04,340 --> 00:52:06,340
Almost.

1207
00:52:06,340 --> 00:52:13,340
NBA and MLB is 10 million a piece.

1208
00:52:13,340 --> 00:52:15,340
The NFL is 20 billion.

1209
00:52:15,340 --> 00:52:16,340
Yeah.

1210
00:52:16,340 --> 00:52:17,340
So there.

1211
00:52:17,340 --> 00:52:22,340
So you could actually incorporate probably NHL, WNBA, NBA.

1212
00:52:22,340 --> 00:52:25,340
Fucking football is just a whole different animal around.

1213
00:52:25,340 --> 00:52:26,340
20 billion dollars.

1214
00:52:26,340 --> 00:52:30,340
And what's really sad is I think college football has even more investment than actual NFL.

1215
00:52:30,340 --> 00:52:33,340
Because it's like, there's so much more unpredictability.

1216
00:52:33,340 --> 00:52:36,340
I think like you just never know what's going to happen.

1217
00:52:36,340 --> 00:52:37,340
Yeah.

1218
00:52:37,340 --> 00:52:39,340
But you never, who knew that army and Navy would go undefeated this year?

1219
00:52:39,340 --> 00:52:41,340
Yeah, nobody expected that one.

1220
00:52:41,340 --> 00:52:45,340
And then to be ranked, I haven't seen them ranked in years.

1221
00:52:45,340 --> 00:52:48,340
I couldn't get ranked and I was playing them in 05.

1222
00:52:48,340 --> 00:52:50,340
Goddamn Black Knights, I couldn't get them ranked.

1223
00:52:50,340 --> 00:52:55,340
To say we would go undefeated and they would never rank us top 25 the next year in the preseason bowl.

1224
00:52:55,340 --> 00:52:56,340
The preseason poll.

1225
00:52:56,340 --> 00:52:59,340
But we get a bowl game.

1226
00:52:59,340 --> 00:53:01,340
You got a bunch of bowl games.

1227
00:53:01,340 --> 00:53:02,340
They had 36 of them.

1228
00:53:02,340 --> 00:53:04,340
I thought they were going to be done with that.

1229
00:53:04,340 --> 00:53:07,340
Which is why I wasn't, because I always liked the bowl games, right?

1230
00:53:07,340 --> 00:53:08,340
Yeah.

1231
00:53:08,340 --> 00:53:12,340
I thought like you didn't know what teams would face off each other that would never normally play each other.

1232
00:53:12,340 --> 00:53:13,340
Right.

1233
00:53:13,340 --> 00:53:14,340
So it could be anybody in the bowl games.

1234
00:53:14,340 --> 00:53:15,340
Yeah.

1235
00:53:15,340 --> 00:53:19,340
And like you had lesser teams that would get a chance to show off on a national scale.

1236
00:53:19,340 --> 00:53:24,340
Or if they got teamed up against somebody like usually like a Texas or an OU.

1237
00:53:24,340 --> 00:53:27,340
And then they would just get slaughtered so badly it's like, oh.

1238
00:53:27,340 --> 00:53:28,340
Uh oh.

1239
00:53:28,340 --> 00:53:32,340
I think that was one of the games that OU won by like 70 something and nothing.

1240
00:53:32,340 --> 00:53:34,340
The Massacre Bowl.

1241
00:53:34,340 --> 00:53:35,340
Yeah.

1242
00:53:35,340 --> 00:53:37,340
There's blood everywhere.

1243
00:53:37,340 --> 00:53:43,340
And so, but now realizing like there's no way they would ever discontinue the bowl games.

1244
00:53:43,340 --> 00:53:44,340
Yeah, no.

1245
00:53:44,340 --> 00:53:45,340
There's too much profit being made.

1246
00:53:45,340 --> 00:53:46,340
Too much revenue, yeah.

1247
00:53:46,340 --> 00:53:48,340
And there's 36 of them.

1248
00:53:48,340 --> 00:53:51,340
And like 32 of them are just normal regular teams.

1249
00:53:51,340 --> 00:53:53,340
The four ones are the main ones.

1250
00:53:53,340 --> 00:53:56,340
That with the main like championship teams.

1251
00:53:56,340 --> 00:53:58,340
And they have the playoffs.

1252
00:53:58,340 --> 00:54:00,340
And then you have all the sponsor names in the front.

1253
00:54:00,340 --> 00:54:06,340
So I can get College Football 25 and take a shitty team and get a bowl game.

1254
00:54:06,340 --> 00:54:10,340
And I did that in 2010 on the 360, right?

1255
00:54:10,340 --> 00:54:12,340
Because I had 2010 before I got 2014.

1256
00:54:12,340 --> 00:54:18,340
And I took the San Diego, no the San Jose State Spartans.

1257
00:54:18,340 --> 00:54:24,340
And our first, we were ranked 109 I think in the preseason pool.

1258
00:54:24,340 --> 00:54:25,340
Right.

1259
00:54:25,340 --> 00:54:29,340
And our first game, I was a halfback because I was playing Road to Glory.

1260
00:54:29,340 --> 00:54:31,340
So I only played as one player.

1261
00:54:31,340 --> 00:54:34,340
And I was a running back.

1262
00:54:34,340 --> 00:54:39,340
And the first game was against number four USC.

1263
00:54:39,340 --> 00:54:42,340
Oh, I was like, fuck.

1264
00:54:42,340 --> 00:54:45,340
And I kid you not, we actually beat them.

1265
00:54:45,340 --> 00:54:46,340
Oh really?

1266
00:54:46,340 --> 00:54:51,340
So we went, we beat them so bad they went from number four to number 19 in the next week's polls.

1267
00:54:51,340 --> 00:54:54,340
I was like, I was laughing my ass off ever since.

1268
00:54:54,340 --> 00:54:57,340
Because then they lost the sex game and they got knocked up to top 25.

1269
00:54:57,340 --> 00:54:58,340
So I was laughing.

1270
00:54:58,340 --> 00:55:01,340
Every time I saw the USC anywhere I was laughing.

1271
00:55:01,340 --> 00:55:03,340
Because I'm the one that broke you.

1272
00:55:03,340 --> 00:55:08,340
I felt like Penguin when he thought he beat Batman in the car chase.

1273
00:55:08,340 --> 00:55:09,340
I got you.

1274
00:55:09,340 --> 00:55:12,340
I got you.

1275
00:55:12,340 --> 00:55:19,340
And then the very next game, right, after number four USC was fucking number 24 Utah.

1276
00:55:19,340 --> 00:55:22,340
I was like, fuck, another fucking top 25 team?

1277
00:55:22,340 --> 00:55:24,340
And we fucking beat them too.

1278
00:55:24,340 --> 00:55:26,340
So we went fucking 2-0.

1279
00:55:26,340 --> 00:55:30,340
We actually knocked them off the top 25 in the next week's rankings.

1280
00:55:30,340 --> 00:55:32,340
That's how bad they were.

1281
00:55:32,340 --> 00:55:38,340
We knocked USC to 19 and Utah to 25 or out of the 24.

1282
00:55:38,340 --> 00:55:43,340
And then the very third game, right, because we were fucking on fucking cloud nine.

1283
00:55:43,340 --> 00:55:47,340
We fucking played Stanford and they fucking destroyed us.

1284
00:55:47,340 --> 00:55:53,340
And then we lost the conference game at the Boise fucking State and fucking Hawaii.

1285
00:55:53,340 --> 00:55:57,340
So we ended up with a record of nine and three for the season.

1286
00:55:57,340 --> 00:55:59,340
We lost the team we didn't think we would lose to.

1287
00:55:59,340 --> 00:56:01,340
And then you beat the ones that you were worried about?

1288
00:56:01,340 --> 00:56:03,340
Yeah, they should have destroyed us, right?

1289
00:56:03,340 --> 00:56:04,340
Yeah.

1290
00:56:04,340 --> 00:56:07,340
We played USC in fucking their home stadium.

1291
00:56:07,340 --> 00:56:08,340
The Trojans?

1292
00:56:08,340 --> 00:56:09,340
Which is like one of the hardest.

1293
00:56:09,340 --> 00:56:12,340
Yeah, that's actually iconic because it was Spartans versus Trojans.

1294
00:56:12,340 --> 00:56:18,340
And we ended up going to a, we got a bowl game that year against Air Force.

1295
00:56:18,340 --> 00:56:22,340
Something, I forgot what it was called, the New Mexico Bowl.

1296
00:56:22,340 --> 00:56:26,340
And they fucking destroyed us.

1297
00:56:26,340 --> 00:56:32,340
So we ended up, we ended up, we ended up nine and four that season.

1298
00:56:32,340 --> 00:56:37,340
So then the next year, right, I'm thinking like, great, we're fucking actually good.

1299
00:56:37,340 --> 00:56:39,340
You know what my record was the next year?

1300
00:56:39,340 --> 00:56:40,340
Fucking four and eight.

1301
00:56:40,340 --> 00:56:44,340
Oh, that's pretty epic.

1302
00:56:44,340 --> 00:56:48,340
I was actually losing my fucking mind.

1303
00:56:48,340 --> 00:56:50,340
Son of a bitch.

1304
00:56:50,340 --> 00:56:52,340
What the fuck happened?

1305
00:56:52,340 --> 00:56:55,340
We were losing the teams that we would not have lost to.

1306
00:56:55,340 --> 00:57:01,340
Like if we beat USC, right, in my head I'm thinking like, okay, we can beat this fucking A-plus team.

1307
00:57:01,340 --> 00:57:03,340
We're a C-plus team, right?

1308
00:57:03,340 --> 00:57:06,340
Why the fuck can't we beat these other fucking C-plus teams?

1309
00:57:06,340 --> 00:57:07,340
You know what I mean?

1310
00:57:07,340 --> 00:57:09,340
So yeah, we ended up four and eight.

1311
00:57:09,340 --> 00:57:10,340
We didn't get a bowl bid.

1312
00:57:10,340 --> 00:57:11,340
Fuck my life.

1313
00:57:11,340 --> 00:57:15,340
And then the next year I'm a junior in college.

1314
00:57:15,340 --> 00:57:19,340
College football, man, drive me crazy.

1315
00:57:19,340 --> 00:57:22,340
I mean, look at OU and OSU.

1316
00:57:22,340 --> 00:57:24,340
They're doing terrible this year.

1317
00:57:24,340 --> 00:57:25,340
Yeah.

1318
00:57:25,340 --> 00:57:26,340
They were right.

1319
00:57:26,340 --> 00:57:28,340
OU's doing better I think than OSU though, which is good.

1320
00:57:28,340 --> 00:57:29,340
They were tied, weren't they?

1321
00:57:29,340 --> 00:57:32,340
No, they were ranked before the season started.

1322
00:57:32,340 --> 00:57:33,340
Yeah, they both were.

1323
00:57:33,340 --> 00:57:36,340
And now they're both unranked.

1324
00:57:36,340 --> 00:57:37,340
Are they completely both unranked?

1325
00:57:37,340 --> 00:57:39,340
Yeah.

1326
00:57:39,340 --> 00:57:40,340
That's not good.

1327
00:57:40,340 --> 00:57:41,340
Entirely.

1328
00:57:41,340 --> 00:57:42,340
Oh.

1329
00:57:42,340 --> 00:57:43,340
Yeah, it looks like.

1330
00:57:43,340 --> 00:57:45,340
Always next year.

1331
00:57:45,340 --> 00:57:48,340
It looks like the AP poll right now for this week is Oregon number one.

1332
00:57:48,340 --> 00:57:50,340
Yep, seven and 0.

1333
00:57:50,340 --> 00:57:51,340
And Georgia.

1334
00:57:51,340 --> 00:57:53,340
The Ducks.

1335
00:57:53,340 --> 00:57:54,340
The Penn State.

1336
00:57:54,340 --> 00:57:55,340
Yeah.

1337
00:57:55,340 --> 00:57:58,340
They have not been number three in God knows how long.

1338
00:57:58,340 --> 00:57:59,340
You want to see something, you want to know something funny?

1339
00:57:59,340 --> 00:58:00,340
What's that?

1340
00:58:00,340 --> 00:58:03,340
They were the number ranked team in my campaign over San Jose State.

1341
00:58:03,340 --> 00:58:04,340
Oh really?

1342
00:58:04,340 --> 00:58:06,340
They were undefeated that year.

1343
00:58:06,340 --> 00:58:09,340
They were like number one the whole time, the whole way through.

1344
00:58:09,340 --> 00:58:11,340
Then you have the Ohio State Buckeyes.

1345
00:58:11,340 --> 00:58:12,340
They've been number.

1346
00:58:12,340 --> 00:58:13,340
The whole way through ranked, yeah.

1347
00:58:13,340 --> 00:58:15,340
Yeah, and then Texas.

1348
00:58:15,340 --> 00:58:16,340
Good old Texas.

1349
00:58:16,340 --> 00:58:17,340
I'll tell you Texas.

1350
00:58:17,340 --> 00:58:18,340
They're one loss.

1351
00:58:18,340 --> 00:58:21,340
They dropped four fucking spots for that one loss.

1352
00:58:21,340 --> 00:58:23,340
You lose a lot in these games.

1353
00:58:23,340 --> 00:58:26,340
Yeah, but they beat a lot of good people this year.

1354
00:58:26,340 --> 00:58:28,340
They beat a lot of good teams.

1355
00:58:28,340 --> 00:58:29,340
You know what?

1356
00:58:29,340 --> 00:58:30,340
I'll take Salas.

1357
00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:31,340
Alabama's number 15, so that's cool.

1358
00:58:31,340 --> 00:58:33,340
You don't like Alabama?

1359
00:58:33,340 --> 00:58:35,340
They get a lot of preference.

1360
00:58:35,340 --> 00:58:36,340
We'll say that.

1361
00:58:36,340 --> 00:58:38,340
Like Crimson Wave or what do they call it?

1362
00:58:38,340 --> 00:58:43,340
Them and then I'll take LSU being number eight because I can't stand LSU either.

1363
00:58:43,340 --> 00:58:44,340
LSU?

1364
00:58:44,340 --> 00:58:45,340
LSU's number eight?

1365
00:58:45,340 --> 00:58:46,340
Yeah.

1366
00:58:46,340 --> 00:58:47,340
Okay.

1367
00:58:47,340 --> 00:58:49,340
I work with a dude that loves LSU and I can't stand him.

1368
00:58:49,340 --> 00:58:51,340
Louisiana State University.

1369
00:58:51,340 --> 00:58:52,340
Yep.

1370
00:58:52,340 --> 00:58:57,340
I guess that's it for this video actually because that's all we need is nostalgia.

1371
00:58:57,340 --> 00:58:58,340
Nostalgia.

1372
00:58:58,340 --> 00:59:01,340
Yeah, no, we'll do Quietest Kid next time.

1373
00:59:01,340 --> 00:59:03,340
Works for me.

1374
00:59:03,340 --> 00:59:04,340
Works for me.

1375
00:59:04,340 --> 00:59:08,340
We can segue onto your topics.

1376
00:59:08,340 --> 00:59:15,340
Or else we'll never stop talking about football and sports and going back to Power Rangers.

1377
00:59:15,340 --> 00:59:21,340
All right, well, I guess moving into the character spotlight that we have for this week, we have

1378
00:59:21,340 --> 00:59:22,340
Booster Gold.

1379
00:59:22,340 --> 00:59:23,340
Booster Gold?

1380
00:59:23,340 --> 00:59:24,340
Yeah.

1381
00:59:24,340 --> 00:59:27,340
He's semi well known, but not there yet.

1382
00:59:27,340 --> 00:59:28,340
Not mainstream.

1383
00:59:28,340 --> 00:59:29,340
No, no, no.

1384
00:59:29,340 --> 00:59:35,940
And he's always been kind of like that comedic relief character almost where nobody takes

1385
00:59:35,940 --> 00:59:38,340
him seriously ever.

1386
00:59:38,340 --> 00:59:40,540
Booster Gold.

1387
00:59:40,540 --> 00:59:45,540
He was, his first appearance was in 1986 in his own book.

1388
00:59:45,540 --> 00:59:46,540
Huh.

1389
00:59:46,540 --> 00:59:47,540
Which is surprising.

1390
00:59:47,540 --> 00:59:49,300
Out of the Gate came out was his own comic book.

1391
00:59:49,300 --> 00:59:51,540
Created by Dan Jergens.

1392
00:59:51,540 --> 00:59:52,540
Dan Jergens?

1393
00:59:52,540 --> 00:59:55,540
Not Jerkens, but Jergens.

1394
00:59:55,540 --> 01:00:02,940
All right, so basically Michael John Carter was born in the 25th century Gotham City.

1395
01:00:02,940 --> 01:00:03,940
Oh really?

1396
01:00:03,940 --> 01:00:04,940
Yeah.

1397
01:00:04,940 --> 01:00:05,940
He's a Gotham Knight.

1398
01:00:05,940 --> 01:00:06,940
Yep.

1399
01:00:06,940 --> 01:00:10,180
He and his young twin sister, Michelle, never knew their father because he left after game

1400
01:00:10,180 --> 01:00:12,660
a million away all their money.

1401
01:00:12,660 --> 01:00:17,380
Michael was a gifted athlete attending Gotham University on a football scholarship.

1402
01:00:17,380 --> 01:00:22,660
At Gotham U, Michael was a star quarterback until his father reentered his life and convinced

1403
01:00:22,660 --> 01:00:26,420
him to deliberately lose games for gambling purposes.

1404
01:00:26,420 --> 01:00:27,420
What sport was he playing?

1405
01:00:27,420 --> 01:00:28,420
Football.

1406
01:00:28,420 --> 01:00:29,420
Hey, uh.

1407
01:00:29,420 --> 01:00:30,420
That was the segue.

1408
01:00:30,420 --> 01:00:31,420
This was for LSU.

1409
01:00:31,420 --> 01:00:34,420
Hey, where's the colors almost?

1410
01:00:34,420 --> 01:00:35,860
Gold.

1411
01:00:35,860 --> 01:00:37,980
He was exposed, disgraced, and expelled.

1412
01:00:37,980 --> 01:00:42,860
Later, he was able to secure a job as a night watchman at the Metropolis Space Museum, where

1413
01:00:42,860 --> 01:01:01,660
he studied displays about superheroes and villains from the past, particularly the 20th

1414
01:01:01,660 --> 01:01:02,660
century.

1415
01:01:02,660 --> 01:01:06,580
Michael's sidekick is a robot named Skeets.

1416
01:01:06,580 --> 01:01:08,500
Not Skeets, but Skeets.

1417
01:01:08,500 --> 01:01:10,900
There's two different kinds of Skeets here.

1418
01:01:10,900 --> 01:01:13,420
Skeets, Skeets, Skeets.

1419
01:01:13,420 --> 01:01:18,420
Skeets is a 25th century security robot, sometimes a valet unit, with artificial intelligence.

1420
01:01:18,420 --> 01:01:22,540
He is capable of flight, cognition, and voice projection, which are all considered highly

1421
01:01:22,540 --> 01:01:24,680
advanced for 21st century Earth.

1422
01:01:24,680 --> 01:01:28,500
He also has historical records which give him a vast knowledge of what will happen between

1423
01:01:28,500 --> 01:01:33,860
the 21st and 25th centuries, though its reliability has become questionable.

1424
01:01:33,860 --> 01:01:39,020
He possesses numerous miniature tools and weapons kept within his shield, and is also

1425
01:01:39,020 --> 01:01:41,420
equipped with a powerful energy blaster.

1426
01:01:41,420 --> 01:01:47,140
He is apparently immune to reality and temporal manipulation, though.

1427
01:01:47,140 --> 01:01:53,140
So with the help of Skeets, Michael stole devices from the Museum of Flight, including

1428
01:01:53,140 --> 01:01:57,540
a Legion of Superheroes flight ring and Brainiac 5's force-filled belt.

1429
01:01:57,540 --> 01:02:00,020
I thought they were in the 31st century.

1430
01:02:00,020 --> 01:02:01,020
Nope.

1431
01:02:01,020 --> 01:02:02,020
So, 25th.

1432
01:02:02,020 --> 01:02:03,020
No, he is, right?

1433
01:02:03,020 --> 01:02:04,020
Oh, he is, yes.

1434
01:02:04,020 --> 01:02:06,820
I thought they were older than that.

1435
01:02:06,820 --> 01:02:07,820
I mean, that's all.

1436
01:02:07,820 --> 01:02:10,980
Well, didn't they give a Legion ring to Superman at one point?

1437
01:02:10,980 --> 01:02:13,060
I don't know anymore what the hell's going on.

1438
01:02:13,060 --> 01:02:15,300
I would hate to be a historian in this fucking world.

1439
01:02:15,300 --> 01:02:16,300
For DC.

1440
01:02:16,300 --> 01:02:21,340
But then Batman went back in time during the prehistoric age, and then he fought Vandal

1441
01:02:21,340 --> 01:02:23,500
Savage, who you may know as a caveman.

1442
01:02:23,500 --> 01:02:28,380
I'm just trying to write it down, I was like, what the fuck is he talking about?

1443
01:02:28,380 --> 01:02:33,220
And this time, history would be rewritten three times because Dr. Manhattan came from a different

1444
01:02:33,220 --> 01:02:35,100
universe, if you don't mind.

1445
01:02:35,100 --> 01:02:37,220
As you can see on the chart here, I would have fucking lost my shit.

1446
01:02:37,220 --> 01:02:39,020
Oh, don't worry, we're going to get into Dr. Manhattan later.

1447
01:02:39,020 --> 01:02:40,020
I would have lost my shit.

1448
01:02:40,020 --> 01:02:42,740
We're going to talk about him later with Booster Gold, so.

1449
01:02:42,740 --> 01:02:43,740
How is he?

1450
01:02:43,740 --> 01:02:44,740
Dr. Manhattan.

1451
01:02:44,740 --> 01:02:45,740
Interesting.

1452
01:02:45,740 --> 01:02:46,740
They have a little segue together?

1453
01:02:46,740 --> 01:02:47,740
Yeah.

1454
01:02:47,740 --> 01:02:48,740
A little, uh.

1455
01:02:48,740 --> 01:02:51,060
Once he got moved into the DC universe.

1456
01:02:51,060 --> 01:02:52,860
Cock and all?

1457
01:02:52,860 --> 01:02:53,860
Just swinging.

1458
01:02:53,860 --> 01:02:56,740
You got Superman where it's covered up.

1459
01:02:56,740 --> 01:03:00,180
He's like, my guy, bro, you don't think I want to be having my dick swing now?

1460
01:03:00,180 --> 01:03:02,700
I have some decorum.

1461
01:03:02,700 --> 01:03:04,900
I wear my red underwear on the outside.

1462
01:03:04,900 --> 01:03:11,140
Dick, from my massive dog.

1463
01:03:11,140 --> 01:03:15,940
He then used Rip Hunter's Time Sphere, also on display in the museum, to travel to the

1464
01:03:15,940 --> 01:03:20,860
20th century, intent on becoming a superhero and informing a corporation based around himself

1465
01:03:20,860 --> 01:03:22,500
to make a profitable living.

1466
01:03:22,500 --> 01:03:23,500
Geez.

1467
01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:27,500
He is a shameless self-promoter whose obsession with fame and wealth irritates other heroes.

1468
01:03:27,500 --> 01:03:28,860
You know what he sounds like?

1469
01:03:28,860 --> 01:03:32,460
He sounds like he would be perfect for our time doing an OnlyFans.

1470
01:03:32,460 --> 01:03:33,460
Booster Gold here.

1471
01:03:33,460 --> 01:03:34,460
Exactly.

1472
01:03:34,460 --> 01:03:35,460
What's up?

1473
01:03:35,460 --> 01:03:41,460
Carter's nickname as a football player was Booster, but his chosen 20th century superhero

1474
01:03:41,460 --> 01:03:43,520
name was Gold Star.

1475
01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:49,220
After saving Ronald Reagan, Carter mangled the two names, causing Reagan to introduce

1476
01:03:49,220 --> 01:03:50,700
him as Booster Gold.

1477
01:03:50,700 --> 01:03:51,920
Close enough.

1478
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:56,020
The name stuck, and a running joke throughout the DC universe, people erroneously call him

1479
01:03:56,020 --> 01:03:58,260
Buster to his chagrin.

1480
01:03:58,260 --> 01:04:00,420
They call him Buddy Gold.

1481
01:04:00,420 --> 01:04:01,420
Buddy Gold.

1482
01:04:01,420 --> 01:04:04,220
Everything be Booster.

1483
01:04:04,220 --> 01:04:08,100
So Booster is originally based in Superman's home city of Metropolis.

1484
01:04:08,100 --> 01:04:12,740
He starts his hero career by preventing the shapeshifting assassin Chiller, an operative

1485
01:04:12,740 --> 01:04:18,700
in the 1000, from killing President of the United States for replacing him.

1486
01:04:18,700 --> 01:04:22,980
With the subsequent public exposure, Booster signs a multitude of commercial and movie

1487
01:04:22,980 --> 01:04:23,980
deals.

1488
01:04:23,980 --> 01:04:28,620
During his career, his sister Michelle Carter, powered by a magnetic suit, follows in his

1489
01:04:28,620 --> 01:04:31,420
footsteps as the superheroine Gold Star.

1490
01:04:31,420 --> 01:04:33,780
Wait, he took his fucking name.

1491
01:04:33,780 --> 01:04:34,780
Yes.

1492
01:04:34,780 --> 01:04:35,780
That bitch.

1493
01:04:35,780 --> 01:04:39,860
He wanted Gold Star, but he got Booster Gold.

1494
01:04:39,860 --> 01:04:40,860
Now he can't wait.

1495
01:04:40,860 --> 01:04:42,580
That would be fucking lit.

1496
01:04:42,580 --> 01:04:44,820
That's sibling rivalry right there.

1497
01:04:44,820 --> 01:04:48,260
Booster is devastated whenever she dies battling creatures from another dimension.

1498
01:04:48,260 --> 01:04:55,020
Amassing a small fortune, Booster founds Gold Star Incorporated, later Booster Gold International,

1499
01:04:55,020 --> 01:04:59,100
as a holding company and hires Dirk Davis to act as his agent.

1500
01:04:59,100 --> 01:05:04,420
During the Millennium event, which was in the 90s, Davis reveals that he is a manhunter

1501
01:05:04,420 --> 01:05:08,660
in disguise and that he siphoned money from Booster's accounts in hopes of leaving him

1502
01:05:08,660 --> 01:05:11,100
no choice but to do the manhunter's bidding.

1503
01:05:11,100 --> 01:05:14,460
Although the manhunters are ultimately defeated, Booster is left bankrupt.

1504
01:05:14,460 --> 01:05:16,380
Damn, make the flipping burgers, huh?

1505
01:05:16,380 --> 01:05:19,740
I know, all that time technology and he still lost it.

1506
01:05:19,740 --> 01:05:24,500
Why don't you just do a couple of sports bets or you know what I mean?

1507
01:05:24,500 --> 01:05:26,820
You could think, but no.

1508
01:05:26,820 --> 01:05:30,780
Booster Gold is a key character in the late 80s and early 90s Justice League revamp by

1509
01:05:30,780 --> 01:05:32,540
writers Keith Griffin and J.M.

1510
01:05:32,540 --> 01:05:34,260
DeMattis.

1511
01:05:34,260 --> 01:05:38,220
Booster Gold is frequently partnered with fellow Justice League member Blue Beetle,

1512
01:05:38,220 --> 01:05:39,860
and the two quickly become best friends.

1513
01:05:39,860 --> 01:05:44,660
The duo's notable appearances include a stint as the superhero Repo Men, and as their minds

1514
01:05:44,660 --> 01:05:53,020
behind the construction of the gaming resort Club J.L.I. on the living island Kui Kui Kui.

1515
01:05:53,020 --> 01:05:56,580
After one too many embarrassments and longing for his old reputation, Booster quits the

1516
01:05:56,580 --> 01:06:01,420
league to found the Conglomerate, a superhero team whose funding is derived from corporate

1517
01:06:01,420 --> 01:06:02,420
sponsors.

1518
01:06:02,420 --> 01:06:06,620
So yeah, he really would be an only fan.

1519
01:06:06,620 --> 01:06:09,540
Booster and his team are determined to behave as legitimate heroes.

1520
01:06:09,540 --> 01:06:13,060
Now I know I can fly, but I know some of you can't, right?

1521
01:06:13,060 --> 01:06:15,220
Those who can, always try a little Red Bull.

1522
01:06:15,220 --> 01:06:16,220
Exactly.

1523
01:06:16,220 --> 01:06:17,220
Give it your wings.

1524
01:06:17,220 --> 01:06:18,220
You can see it.

1525
01:06:18,220 --> 01:06:19,220
You can definitely see that.

1526
01:06:19,220 --> 01:06:26,220
And then at the bottom says, like, we'll not give you wings.

1527
01:06:26,220 --> 01:06:31,140
That would fit so perfectly with him.

1528
01:06:31,140 --> 01:06:34,340
Booster and his team are determined to behave as legitimate heroes, but often find their

1529
01:06:34,340 --> 01:06:37,500
sponsors compromise them far too often.

1530
01:06:37,500 --> 01:06:38,500
You know, so real, like, real live.

1531
01:06:38,500 --> 01:06:39,500
Real live, yeah.

1532
01:06:39,500 --> 01:06:40,680
You gotta do what they say.

1533
01:06:40,680 --> 01:06:45,380
The Conglomerate reforms several times after Booster rejoins the league, though without

1534
01:06:45,380 --> 01:06:46,860
much success.

1535
01:06:46,860 --> 01:06:49,860
When an alien comes to Earth on a rampage, Booster coins.

1536
01:06:49,860 --> 01:06:53,780
When an alien comes to Earth, it's like no one even takes notice anymore.

1537
01:06:53,780 --> 01:06:57,740
It'd be like on the eighth page of the newspaper, alien land in Kentucky.

1538
01:06:57,740 --> 01:07:01,940
It'd be like back in the day, it'd be front page news.

1539
01:07:01,940 --> 01:07:03,940
That's another alien.

1540
01:07:03,940 --> 01:07:04,940
Exactly.

1541
01:07:04,940 --> 01:07:07,460
Like, here's your card.

1542
01:07:07,460 --> 01:07:08,460
Welcome to Earth.

1543
01:07:08,460 --> 01:07:11,660
So now we got Superman, we got manhunter, we got?

1544
01:07:11,660 --> 01:07:14,060
We got nothing but aliens.

1545
01:07:14,060 --> 01:07:15,420
The whole world is just aliens.

1546
01:07:15,420 --> 01:07:18,900
We have the white Martians believing that they're humans because they've been mind

1547
01:07:18,900 --> 01:07:20,420
wiped into thinking that they are.

1548
01:07:20,420 --> 01:07:21,420
That's just life now, baby.

1549
01:07:21,420 --> 01:07:25,620
Now, you were a bit of white Martian and then you can't even say that anymore because it's

1550
01:07:25,620 --> 01:07:28,620
against the law.

1551
01:07:28,620 --> 01:07:30,100
That's discrimination, sir.

1552
01:07:30,100 --> 01:07:34,260
I may or may not be a white Martian because my brain was wiped, but I might, may or may

1553
01:07:34,260 --> 01:07:35,260
not be.

1554
01:07:35,260 --> 01:07:38,260
I just want a job, sir.

1555
01:07:38,260 --> 01:07:42,380
So, whenever an alien comes to Earth on a rampage, Booster coins the name Doomsday for

1556
01:07:42,380 --> 01:07:43,380
it.

1557
01:07:43,380 --> 01:07:44,380
While battling the entity-

1558
01:07:44,380 --> 01:07:45,380
That was Doomsday?

1559
01:07:45,380 --> 01:07:46,380
Mm-hmm.

1560
01:07:46,380 --> 01:07:48,180
So, well, that's a whole different story then.

1561
01:07:48,180 --> 01:07:49,180
I know.

1562
01:07:49,180 --> 01:07:50,180
The main event story.

1563
01:07:50,180 --> 01:07:51,660
It was still eight pages, then.

1564
01:07:51,660 --> 01:07:53,220
At first, that was front page.

1565
01:07:53,220 --> 01:07:55,020
I was thinking, I got his ass beat.

1566
01:07:55,020 --> 01:07:56,020
Yes.

1567
01:07:56,020 --> 01:07:58,900
While battling the entity, Booster's costume is destroyed.

1568
01:07:58,900 --> 01:08:02,780
Blue Beetle is able to design a new, bulkier costume to replace it, although his costume

1569
01:08:02,780 --> 01:08:03,780
often malfunctions.

1570
01:08:03,780 --> 01:08:06,180
Oh, because his suit was like streamlined future tech?

1571
01:08:06,180 --> 01:08:07,180
From the 25th century.

1572
01:08:07,180 --> 01:08:08,180
Yeah.

1573
01:08:08,180 --> 01:08:10,900
To content comparatively, his would be bulkier.

1574
01:08:10,900 --> 01:08:11,900
Yeah.

1575
01:08:11,900 --> 01:08:14,220
Because he couldn't have the level of technology to make it the same.

1576
01:08:14,220 --> 01:08:15,220
Exactly.

1577
01:08:15,220 --> 01:08:16,220
That fucking sucks.

1578
01:08:16,220 --> 01:08:17,220
During the late...

1579
01:08:17,220 --> 01:08:21,140
Like if someone broke your flat-screen TV, give you that bulky-ass fucking TV like that.

1580
01:08:21,140 --> 01:08:22,140
Remember his old projection TVs?

1581
01:08:22,140 --> 01:08:27,140
It was like, oh, I don't want this piece of garbage.

1582
01:08:27,140 --> 01:08:28,820
It would be like that.

1583
01:08:28,820 --> 01:08:31,340
You didn't want to hook up the HDM, HDM, nothing.

1584
01:08:31,340 --> 01:08:32,940
It would just be the old fuckers.

1585
01:08:32,940 --> 01:08:34,980
He probably wouldn't even be able to watch TV on it.

1586
01:08:34,980 --> 01:08:35,980
Yeah.

1587
01:08:35,980 --> 01:08:36,980
Jesus.

1588
01:08:36,980 --> 01:08:37,980
Yeah.

1589
01:08:37,980 --> 01:08:38,980
Do you remember those old projection TVs?

1590
01:08:38,980 --> 01:08:40,620
I remember all those horrible TVs.

1591
01:08:40,620 --> 01:08:48,620
Or what about the table, like TV set, where it was like wooden and it had the speakers

1592
01:08:48,620 --> 01:08:50,620
built into it?

1593
01:08:50,620 --> 01:08:54,220
My favorite one was the fucking TV-VCR combo.

1594
01:08:54,220 --> 01:08:55,220
Oh yeah?

1595
01:08:55,220 --> 01:08:56,220
Where's the little TV?

1596
01:08:56,220 --> 01:08:57,860
It was all connected together.

1597
01:08:57,860 --> 01:08:58,860
Yeah.

1598
01:08:58,860 --> 01:09:02,900
I used to be able to copy stuff off of that, because you could copy whatever we was watching

1599
01:09:02,900 --> 01:09:07,060
on top, at the bottom, and then it ate one of my fucking Blockbuster DVDs.

1600
01:09:07,060 --> 01:09:12,660
It's one of the Cat vs. Dog ones, or one of those old movies.

1601
01:09:12,660 --> 01:09:14,900
I just took it back to the Blockbuster.

1602
01:09:14,900 --> 01:09:17,100
They never said anything about it.

1603
01:09:17,100 --> 01:09:19,540
It's not the first time.

1604
01:09:19,540 --> 01:09:20,540
I fucked it up.

1605
01:09:20,540 --> 01:09:23,860
I fucking rolled it back up, closed it in, and I just kept sending back.

1606
01:09:23,860 --> 01:09:24,860
They didn't say jack shit.

1607
01:09:24,860 --> 01:09:27,820
It was the next person that I just like, oh, what the fuck?

1608
01:09:27,820 --> 01:09:30,180
I can't watch Cat vs. Dogs.

1609
01:09:30,180 --> 01:09:31,180
Or is it Dogs vs. Cats?

1610
01:09:31,180 --> 01:09:32,700
You know that weird with the white cat?

1611
01:09:32,700 --> 01:09:33,700
I think it was.

1612
01:09:33,700 --> 01:09:34,700
That's the supervillain?

1613
01:09:34,700 --> 01:09:35,700
Yeah.

1614
01:09:35,700 --> 01:09:37,380
The dogs are like secret agents?

1615
01:09:37,380 --> 01:09:38,380
Yeah.

1616
01:09:38,380 --> 01:09:42,420
More shit from the years on by.

1617
01:09:42,420 --> 01:09:44,580
It's almost like trying to remember Agent Cody Banks.

1618
01:09:44,580 --> 01:09:45,580
Oh god.

1619
01:09:45,580 --> 01:09:47,780
Fucking Frankie Muniz?

1620
01:09:47,780 --> 01:09:48,780
Yeah.

1621
01:09:48,780 --> 01:09:49,780
Yeah.

1622
01:09:49,780 --> 01:09:54,340
So, Blue Beetle is able to design a new bulkier costume to replace it, although it does often

1623
01:09:54,340 --> 01:09:55,820
malfunction.

1624
01:09:55,820 --> 01:10:00,940
During a later battle with Devastator, a servant of the Overmaster, Booster is nearly killed

1625
01:10:00,940 --> 01:10:02,180
and loses his arm.

1626
01:10:02,180 --> 01:10:06,820
Again, Blue Beetle comes to his aid, designing a suit that acts as a life support system

1627
01:10:06,820 --> 01:10:11,500
in addition to replicating the powers of Booster's previous costumes.

1628
01:10:11,500 --> 01:10:14,700
The suit also includes a cybernetic prosthetic for his lost arm.

1629
01:10:14,700 --> 01:10:15,700
Geez.

1630
01:10:15,700 --> 01:10:16,700
So he got fucked.

1631
01:10:16,700 --> 01:10:20,500
You can't even bulk your arm because you can't make one of the normal size.

1632
01:10:20,500 --> 01:10:23,060
It's like twice as long.

1633
01:10:23,060 --> 01:10:27,980
After the Justice League falls apart, Booster Gold then joins Extreme Justice, a team led

1634
01:10:27,980 --> 01:10:30,340
by Captain Adam.

1635
01:10:30,340 --> 01:10:34,220
While a member of this team, Booster makes a deal with the supervillain Monarch, who

1636
01:10:34,220 --> 01:10:39,540
fully heals Booster's wounds so that he can once again remove his battle suit.

1637
01:10:39,540 --> 01:10:41,980
Booster dons a new costume created by Blue Beetle.

1638
01:10:41,980 --> 01:10:46,940
Skeets acts as its own computer system controller, who aids Booster and is able to take control

1639
01:10:46,940 --> 01:10:50,060
of the costume if Booster is rendered unconscious.

1640
01:10:50,060 --> 01:10:53,420
Following the disbanding of Extreme Justice, the suit is destroyed.

1641
01:10:53,420 --> 01:10:57,700
Professor Hamilton subsequently creates a new one based on the designs of both the original

1642
01:10:57,700 --> 01:11:02,780
twenty-fifth century costume and the energy containment suit Superman was wearing at the

1643
01:11:02,780 --> 01:11:03,780
time.

1644
01:11:03,780 --> 01:11:06,820
This costume is apparently later tweaked to resemble Booster's original costume more

1645
01:11:06,820 --> 01:11:08,820
closely though.

1646
01:11:08,820 --> 01:11:14,020
After the events depicted in the limited series Identity Crisis, you remember, Identity Crisis,

1647
01:11:14,020 --> 01:11:19,160
in which Sue Dibney is murdered, Gold retires briefly, but then helps Blue Beetle discover

1648
01:11:19,160 --> 01:11:21,560
who is manipulating Quart Industries.

1649
01:11:21,560 --> 01:11:25,580
Booster is badly injured, again, in an explosion at Quart's home and it is revealed that his

1650
01:11:25,580 --> 01:11:30,020
companion Skeets has been dismantled for its twenty-fifth century technology by the Checkmate

1651
01:11:30,020 --> 01:11:31,020
Organization.

1652
01:11:31,020 --> 01:11:32,020
Shit.

1653
01:11:32,020 --> 01:11:33,020
Yep.

1654
01:11:33,020 --> 01:11:36,260
In the OMAX Project Limited Series, Booster Gold gathers the old Justice League International

1655
01:11:36,260 --> 01:11:39,000
heroes to investigate Blue Beetle's disappearance.

1656
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:43,380
At the series' end, he is ruined physically and emotionally, having destroyed much of

1657
01:11:43,380 --> 01:11:45,760
his gear in the fight against the OMAX.

1658
01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:50,940
He has seen his friend Rocket Red die in battle, he discovered that another friend, Maxwell

1659
01:11:50,940 --> 01:11:55,580
Lord is responsible for killing Blue Beetle, and that in fact Lord always hated metahumans

1660
01:11:55,580 --> 01:11:56,580
and superheroes.

1661
01:11:56,580 --> 01:11:57,580
Damn.

1662
01:11:57,580 --> 01:12:03,780
In a moment of self-reflection, he realizes that only he had bothered to recall more of

1663
01:12:03,780 --> 01:12:05,740
his history in his native era.

1664
01:12:05,740 --> 01:12:08,740
He might have been able to warn his friends about it.

1665
01:12:08,740 --> 01:12:12,300
Giving a farewell kiss to the forehead of his wounded teammate Fire as she lay in a

1666
01:12:12,300 --> 01:12:17,580
hospital bed, he drops his trademark goggles to the floor and leaves, saying only that

1667
01:12:17,580 --> 01:12:21,300
he has decided to go home, implying his return to the 25th century.

1668
01:12:21,300 --> 01:12:23,100
So has he always been able to go back?

1669
01:12:23,100 --> 01:12:24,100
I think so, yeah.

1670
01:12:24,100 --> 01:12:25,580
He's always been able to time travel back.

1671
01:12:25,580 --> 01:12:26,580
That's good.

1672
01:12:26,580 --> 01:12:31,740
In Infinite Crisis, Gold resurfaces in the ruins of the Justice League watchtower on

1673
01:12:31,740 --> 01:12:33,820
the moon, alongside with Skeets.

1674
01:12:33,820 --> 01:12:37,940
Again, branded as a criminal in his time for hijacking historical records.

1675
01:12:37,940 --> 01:12:40,620
Well, you got fucking stolen.

1676
01:12:40,620 --> 01:12:42,100
You went back and just shipped?

1677
01:12:42,100 --> 01:12:46,620
You would think it would be more protected under more watchful eyes than these fucking

1678
01:12:46,620 --> 01:12:48,220
artifacts of the men's power.

1679
01:12:48,220 --> 01:12:50,260
He was just a one-night watchman.

1680
01:12:50,260 --> 01:12:51,260
Yeah.

1681
01:12:51,260 --> 01:12:52,860
And he just fucking injected it all.

1682
01:12:52,860 --> 01:12:54,740
Just took it all in love.

1683
01:12:54,740 --> 01:12:59,340
Not only that, but the roadmap program for law enforcement helped him out.

1684
01:12:59,340 --> 01:13:03,860
See, I want to check his programming.

1685
01:13:03,860 --> 01:13:08,020
So whenever Skeets fails to locate the absent Martian Manhunter, Booster searches for Jaime

1686
01:13:08,020 --> 01:13:12,260
Reyes, the new Blue Beetle, whom he promptly takes to the Batcave.

1687
01:13:12,260 --> 01:13:14,860
Booster tells Batman the subject of the stolen records.

1688
01:13:14,860 --> 01:13:19,540
Batman never finds Brother Eye, but Booster implies that with Jaime's aid, they can succeed

1689
01:13:19,540 --> 01:13:20,580
at this.

1690
01:13:20,580 --> 01:13:25,620
The mission is successful and Booster plays a pivotal role in the destruction of the satellite.

1691
01:13:25,620 --> 01:13:28,020
So Booster actually does help out a little bit.

1692
01:13:28,020 --> 01:13:29,020
Nice.

1693
01:13:29,020 --> 01:13:32,580
In the aftermath of Infinite Crisis, Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman temporarily retire

1694
01:13:32,580 --> 01:13:39,740
their costumed identities, and remaining heroes attend a memorial for Superboy and Metropolis.

1695
01:13:39,740 --> 01:13:42,860
Booster attends the memorial, but whenever Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman do not

1696
01:13:42,860 --> 01:13:49,100
arrive as he expects, he suspects his robot sidekick Skeets is malfunctioning and becomes

1697
01:13:49,100 --> 01:13:50,460
hysterical.

1698
01:13:50,460 --> 01:13:55,100
After Skeets reports other incorrect historical data, Booster searches fellow time traveler

1699
01:13:55,100 --> 01:13:59,540
Rip Hunter's desert bunker for answers, finding that littered with ignab...

1700
01:13:59,540 --> 01:14:00,540
Ehh...

1701
01:14:00,540 --> 01:14:01,540
Ignab...

1702
01:14:01,540 --> 01:14:03,940
If I could even talk, that'd be nice.

1703
01:14:03,940 --> 01:14:06,460
Enigmatic Scrawling Notes.

1704
01:14:06,460 --> 01:14:10,980
Booster finds photos of himself and Skeets surrounded by the words, His Fault, with arrows

1705
01:14:10,980 --> 01:14:11,980
pointing towards them.

1706
01:14:11,980 --> 01:14:14,900
Like hundreds of photos of him in the shower for some reason.

1707
01:14:14,900 --> 01:14:15,900
What the f...

1708
01:14:15,900 --> 01:14:34,420
Following the events of 52, Booster returns to his second solo series with the first ARC

1709
01:14:34,420 --> 01:14:36,340
52 pickup.

1710
01:14:36,340 --> 01:14:40,740
Booster puts in a request to the Justice League that they admit him and the group, and begrudgingly

1711
01:14:40,740 --> 01:14:42,980
decide to monitor him over the following week.

1712
01:14:42,980 --> 01:14:48,740
However, Rip Hunter informs Booster that history has become malleable after Mr. Mind's rampage

1713
01:14:48,740 --> 01:14:50,820
and earlier damage to the timeline.

1714
01:14:50,820 --> 01:14:53,340
Blackest Night.

1715
01:14:53,340 --> 01:14:58,340
So in the tie-in to the Blackest Night event, Booster faces Ted Kord, who has been reanimated

1716
01:14:58,340 --> 01:14:59,340
as a Black Lantern.

1717
01:14:59,340 --> 01:15:01,380
I thought I was dead.

1718
01:15:01,380 --> 01:15:02,380
Yeah.

1719
01:15:02,380 --> 01:15:08,780
At first, unavailable due to reliving Ted's funeral in the past, he returns to meet his

1720
01:15:08,780 --> 01:15:13,980
ancestor Daniel Carter, only to find the crash derelict bug at his house.

1721
01:15:13,980 --> 01:15:18,420
Then he finds the Black Lantern pummeling Jaime Reyes, Daniel and Skeets.

1722
01:15:18,420 --> 01:15:22,020
Attacked by him, he removes Daniel and Rose from the scene and heads to Kord Industries

1723
01:15:22,020 --> 01:15:23,020
to arm himself.

1724
01:15:23,020 --> 01:15:33,060
He uses a special light gun designed by Ted to blast the corpse and separate the ring

1725
01:15:33,060 --> 01:15:35,860
with light, simulating the emotional spectrum.

1726
01:15:35,860 --> 01:15:40,020
So apparently Ted Kord already had a weapon that could fight against the Lantern.

1727
01:15:40,020 --> 01:15:43,700
I wonder how he knew about the Black Lanterns.

1728
01:15:43,700 --> 01:15:47,180
I don't know if it was necessarily against Black Lanterns, but just like...

1729
01:15:47,180 --> 01:15:48,180
Lanterns in general?

1730
01:15:48,180 --> 01:15:49,180
Yeah.

1731
01:15:49,180 --> 01:15:50,180
I wonder why.

1732
01:15:50,180 --> 01:15:51,180
Maybe it's a parallax.

1733
01:15:51,180 --> 01:15:52,180
Probably, yeah.

1734
01:15:52,180 --> 01:15:53,180
Take care of this business quicker.

1735
01:15:53,180 --> 01:15:56,180
He'd just buy a fucking gun.

1736
01:15:56,180 --> 01:15:58,820
Fuck it.

1737
01:15:58,820 --> 01:16:01,860
Upon separating the corpse from the ring, he collects Ted's remains before the ring

1738
01:16:01,860 --> 01:16:06,260
can reanimate them again and takes them into the Time Sphere to Vanishing Point Fortress

1739
01:16:06,260 --> 01:16:07,260
to secure them.

1740
01:16:07,260 --> 01:16:11,900
He is somewhat relieved whenever Skeets uses the fortress's special chronal surveillance

1741
01:16:11,900 --> 01:16:16,060
equipment to display images of the days of Team Blue and Gold.

1742
01:16:16,060 --> 01:16:19,100
Where it's a piece of gold and Ted Kord.

1743
01:16:19,100 --> 01:16:20,100
Yay.

1744
01:16:20,100 --> 01:16:24,300
Jaime promises to live up to Kord's legacy and eventually form a new Blue and Gold team.

1745
01:16:24,300 --> 01:16:28,340
They find evidence at the warehouse of someone else entering, even though the doors were

1746
01:16:28,340 --> 01:16:34,700
genetically coded with only two people cleared for access, Ted and Booster.

1747
01:16:34,700 --> 01:16:39,180
Booster next finds his sister living in Co-City, mere hours before its destruction.

1748
01:16:39,180 --> 01:16:43,180
Though unable to save her boyfriend, Booster and Michelle patch up their relationship,

1749
01:16:43,180 --> 01:16:45,260
with her agreeing not to leave him.

1750
01:16:45,260 --> 01:16:50,180
This arc introduces an older Booster Gold, the man who trained Rip Hunter and was the

1751
01:16:50,180 --> 01:16:53,980
master of both Time, the Multiverse, and Hyper Time.

1752
01:16:53,980 --> 01:16:58,500
Rip reveals that this Booster is not only his father, but also has been watching Rip

1753
01:16:58,500 --> 01:17:03,500
training the younger Booster Gold, aiding him whenever he needed it.

1754
01:17:03,500 --> 01:17:07,060
Older Booster also reveals that he is still married to Rip's mother, and that Michelle

1755
01:17:07,060 --> 01:17:10,380
is with them in an unknown timeline.

1756
01:17:10,380 --> 01:17:18,860
In Justice League Generation Lost, Booster is part of a manhunt to bring the resurrected

1757
01:17:18,860 --> 01:17:20,760
Maxwell Lord to justice.

1758
01:17:20,760 --> 01:17:22,460
He finds Max, but is beaten badly.

1759
01:17:22,460 --> 01:17:28,140
Booster, Ice, and Captain Adam find him just as Lord uses his psychic powers to the utmost

1760
01:17:28,140 --> 01:17:32,100
to erase all memory of himself from the minds of the entire world.

1761
01:17:32,100 --> 01:17:38,340
For some reason, Booster, Fire, Ice, and Adam are the only ones who remember Lord and see

1762
01:17:38,340 --> 01:17:40,420
him in recorded images.

1763
01:17:40,420 --> 01:17:44,780
Trying to convince Batman, Dick Grayson at this point, Booster is horrified to learn

1764
01:17:44,780 --> 01:17:49,860
thanks to Maxwell Lord, the world believes Ted Kord committed suicide, Fire, Ice, and

1765
01:17:49,860 --> 01:17:54,820
Captain Adam are soon set up by Max to cut them off from allies, but ironically Booster

1766
01:17:54,820 --> 01:17:58,780
is left alone because his reputation is already poor.

1767
01:17:58,780 --> 01:17:59,780
So it doesn't matter anyway?

1768
01:17:59,780 --> 01:18:04,540
We don't need any advice from a gigolo.

1769
01:18:04,540 --> 01:18:07,540
Your OnlyFans account tells us everything we need to know.

1770
01:18:07,540 --> 01:18:10,180
Those are tasteful nudes.

1771
01:18:10,180 --> 01:18:13,500
That's all he says.

1772
01:18:13,500 --> 01:18:19,500
Sadly, I could see those words leaving Booster Gold's mouth.

1773
01:18:19,500 --> 01:18:23,260
After the Time Master's vanishing point event, Rip Hunter informed them that someone snuck

1774
01:18:23,260 --> 01:18:28,820
into the JLI base leaving messages on a chalkboard about the Ultra Timeline.

1775
01:18:28,820 --> 01:18:32,620
Whenever Earth entered an alternate timeline due to the actions of the Flash, Booster

1776
01:18:32,620 --> 01:18:36,580
and Skeets awaken and are the only ones who remember the original timeline due to the

1777
01:18:36,580 --> 01:18:39,300
former suit protecting them.

1778
01:18:39,300 --> 01:18:44,100
Gold travels to Ghost City, but US soldiers attack him, mistaking him for an Atlantean

1779
01:18:44,100 --> 01:18:45,100
threat.

1780
01:18:45,100 --> 01:18:49,340
Skeets is damaged whenever Gold is attacked by the military's Project 6, which is revealed

1781
01:18:49,340 --> 01:18:50,340
to be Doomsday.

1782
01:18:50,340 --> 01:18:54,980
During the battle in Ghost City, he discovers that Doomsday is controlled by General Nathaniel

1783
01:18:54,980 --> 01:18:56,180
Adam.

1784
01:18:56,180 --> 01:19:02,380
He escapes from Doomsday and saves a woman named Alexandra Giannopoulos from Doomsday

1785
01:19:02,380 --> 01:19:03,780
attacks.

1786
01:19:03,780 --> 01:19:07,860
He learns the timeline has been changed, suspecting Professor Zune.

1787
01:19:07,860 --> 01:19:12,640
Alexandra and Booster split up, but she secretly has powers allowing her to take other powers

1788
01:19:12,640 --> 01:19:14,020
and follow him too.

1789
01:19:14,020 --> 01:19:17,660
Later, he flies to Gotham City whenever Doomsday attacks him.

1790
01:19:17,660 --> 01:19:23,380
General Adam's control link is destroyed by Alexandra in an attempt to rescue Booster.

1791
01:19:23,380 --> 01:19:27,340
Doomsday's true personality comes to the surface and he attacks Booster anyway.

1792
01:19:27,340 --> 01:19:31,940
During the fight, Doomsday beats him nearly to death, but is rescued by Alexandra.

1793
01:19:31,940 --> 01:19:35,180
He tries to prevent Doomsday from killing innocent people and manages to put Doomsday's

1794
01:19:35,180 --> 01:19:36,620
helmet back on.

1795
01:19:36,620 --> 01:19:41,380
Doomsday's control is restored to Adam, who grabs Booster again, hoping to kill him.

1796
01:19:41,380 --> 01:19:42,940
So regardless, he's gonna fucking die.

1797
01:19:42,940 --> 01:19:45,300
Regardless, he's gonna beat my ass.

1798
01:19:45,300 --> 01:19:49,420
Fortunately, Adam takes him back to the base for interrogation, allowing him to escape

1799
01:19:49,420 --> 01:19:54,260
whenever the sight of Project Superman causes Doomsday's true personality to resurface

1800
01:19:54,260 --> 01:19:55,260
again.

1801
01:19:55,260 --> 01:19:59,980
Alexandra defeats Doomsday by using the control helmet to make Doomsday tear himself apart,

1802
01:19:59,980 --> 01:20:05,420
subsequently asking Booster to take her with him whenever he restores history to normal.

1803
01:20:05,420 --> 01:20:09,980
Alexandra subsequently sacrifices herself to save Booster from an Atlantean attack,

1804
01:20:09,980 --> 01:20:14,140
leaving him to return to the vanishing point as history resets without any clear memory

1805
01:20:14,140 --> 01:20:16,860
of his time in the Flashpoint universe.

1806
01:20:16,860 --> 01:20:21,420
Before the Time Master's vanishing point event, Alexandra somehow appeared in the JLI base

1807
01:20:21,420 --> 01:20:24,900
and left the messages regarding the altered timeline on the chalkboard before vanishing.

1808
01:20:24,900 --> 01:20:29,460
So it was her that did it on the chalkboard, how he found this whenever he first appeared

1809
01:20:29,460 --> 01:20:33,180
in the JLI watchtower.

1810
01:20:33,180 --> 01:20:37,740
In the New 52, Booster Gold appears as part of the New Justice League International series.

1811
01:20:37,740 --> 01:20:41,940
In the post-Flashpoint continuity, Booster is portrayed with his original glory-seeking

1812
01:20:41,940 --> 01:20:51,540
personality and is chosen by the UN to lead the JLI due to his PR sense and naivety.

1813
01:20:51,540 --> 01:20:58,740
He takes his leadership role seriously and strives to become a better hero and role model.

1814
01:20:58,740 --> 01:21:03,780
However, despite his best efforts and support from Batman, who officially defers to Booster's

1815
01:21:03,780 --> 01:21:08,980
leadership after supporting Booster for leader, the JLI falls apart due to a string of attacks

1816
01:21:08,980 --> 01:21:12,340
against a group that leave members killed or wounded.

1817
01:21:12,340 --> 01:21:16,620
Despite his best attempts to bring in new members, Booster later watches in horror as

1818
01:21:16,620 --> 01:21:21,460
the hero, Omack, betrays the team and deflects more carnage, including teleporting Blue Beetle

1819
01:21:21,460 --> 01:21:25,260
to the homeworld of the villainous Reach species.

1820
01:21:25,260 --> 01:21:29,100
In the end, Booster is confronted with what appears to be an older version of him, an

1821
01:21:29,100 --> 01:21:33,940
agent of Argus, who warns his present self to prevent Superman and Wonder Woman from

1822
01:21:33,940 --> 01:21:34,940
dating.

1823
01:21:34,940 --> 01:21:42,820
He is cockblocked by Superman.

1824
01:21:42,820 --> 01:21:59,860
Failure to prevent it without explanation would cause Booster Gold to cease to exist.

1825
01:21:59,860 --> 01:22:14,780
As the JLI monitor reveals Superman and Wonder Woman kissing, the future Booster disappears.

1826
01:22:14,780 --> 01:22:17,140
The present-day Booster disappears moments later.

1827
01:22:17,140 --> 01:22:22,420
Argus director Amanda Waller orders Kronos to search for the contemporary Booster through

1828
01:22:22,420 --> 01:22:26,820
time, but Kronos is captured by the Secret Society before carrying out his mission.

1829
01:22:26,820 --> 01:22:30,860
The older Booster Gold mysteriously reappears in other timelines like 19th century Gotham

1830
01:22:30,860 --> 01:22:33,020
City.

1831
01:22:33,020 --> 01:22:37,020
The older Booster clarifies he is not an older version of the new 52 Booster, but an older

1832
01:22:37,020 --> 01:22:47,660
version of him from a universe which has ceased to exist.

1833
01:22:47,660 --> 01:22:50,820
The older Booster has sent Kareen in through the timeline, eventually meeting up with the

1834
01:22:50,820 --> 01:22:56,160
sister Gold Star, who is in a version of Metropolis which has been sealed in a bubble by a god-like

1835
01:22:56,160 --> 01:23:14,980
version of Brainiac from an alternate universe.

1836
01:23:14,980 --> 01:23:18,100
New 52 Booster is held captive by Brainiac.

1837
01:23:18,100 --> 01:23:21,260
Brainiac threatens to kill Michelle unless the younger Booster gives up the location

1838
01:23:21,260 --> 01:23:23,520
of Vanishing Point, which he concedes.

1839
01:23:23,520 --> 01:23:31,820
The older Booster knows this could lead to the end of the multiverse, setting up the

1840
01:23:31,820 --> 01:23:33,980
events of Convergence.

1841
01:23:33,980 --> 01:23:40,180
In the part 2 Convergence, Booster Gold, Booster is found by a pre-Flashpoint RIP Hunter on

1842
01:23:40,180 --> 01:23:47,460
Scartarus, where the older Booster and Gold Star are imprisoned on the planet Telos, where

1843
01:23:47,460 --> 01:23:50,900
Brainiac has gathered cities from across the history of the multiverse.

1844
01:23:50,900 --> 01:23:53,940
The New 52 Booster and RIP release them both.

1845
01:23:53,940 --> 01:23:57,700
Hunter tells the older Booster that he has not traveled through the timeline, but through

1846
01:23:57,700 --> 01:24:04,180
the cities in the planet, which were now chronological anomalies, that he was in conflict with and

1847
01:24:04,180 --> 01:24:11,540
his body absorbs so much time travel radiation that he was aging rapidly and dying.

1848
01:24:11,540 --> 01:24:18,540
The aged pre-Flashpoint Booster transports again and encounters the zero-hour Ted Kord.

1849
01:24:18,540 --> 01:24:22,660
So he's like traveling bouncing around for sure.

1850
01:24:22,660 --> 01:24:26,300
Booster explains to Kord that he has led a good life, married and had a son.

1851
01:24:26,300 --> 01:24:30,600
RIP, the New 52 Booster and Michelle find him and RIP forces the New 52 Booster to take

1852
01:24:30,600 --> 01:24:36,180
his father into the raw chronal field contained at the Vanishing Point to cure him.

1853
01:24:36,180 --> 01:24:41,740
Pre-Flashpoint Booster's body is destroyed, but he is reborn as Wave Rider, an all-knowing

1854
01:24:41,740 --> 01:24:43,460
cosmic time traveler.

1855
01:24:43,460 --> 01:24:45,820
We talked about Wave Rider during the zero-hour event.

1856
01:24:45,820 --> 01:24:53,660
Wave Rider then emerges on Telos in the final issue of Convergence, along with the New 52

1857
01:24:53,660 --> 01:24:59,060
Booster and Gold Star to bring back Brainiac and then convince him to save the multiverse

1858
01:24:59,060 --> 01:25:01,220
from its immediate destruction.

1859
01:25:01,220 --> 01:25:06,100
Brainiac then sends the zero-hour parallax and pre-Flashpoint Superman to the conclusion

1860
01:25:06,100 --> 01:25:12,580
of the Crisis on Infinite Earths to avert the original Crisis event which restores many

1861
01:25:12,580 --> 01:25:15,620
of the classic worlds in the multiverse.

1862
01:25:15,620 --> 01:25:23,820
I thought the Infinity or Crisis on Infinity Earths won that TV show or the three movie

1863
01:25:23,820 --> 01:25:26,820
thing was convoluted.

1864
01:25:26,820 --> 01:25:30,700
Apparently it ended with them just having one timeline.

1865
01:25:30,700 --> 01:25:32,500
They destroyed everything else.

1866
01:25:32,500 --> 01:25:37,660
They found a machine that was so powerful that it was able to, because the Antimatter

1867
01:25:37,660 --> 01:25:45,460
was winning no matter what they did, so they decided to sacrifice the immortal Wonder Woman

1868
01:25:45,460 --> 01:25:47,980
because in one universe she was completely immortal.

1869
01:25:47,980 --> 01:25:51,460
She would be alive beyond anybody.

1870
01:25:51,460 --> 01:25:58,940
She sacrificed her life for the machine to create a universe where every other multiverse

1871
01:25:58,940 --> 01:26:01,380
is a part of that one.

1872
01:26:01,380 --> 01:26:05,060
They're all pieces of the same.

1873
01:26:05,060 --> 01:26:09,700
One Batman has a little bit of every single Batman in every multiverse ever, even though

1874
01:26:09,700 --> 01:26:11,660
it's just one this time.

1875
01:26:11,660 --> 01:26:15,380
So they all just open this portal up and they all walk in.

1876
01:26:15,380 --> 01:26:22,740
So every other fucking storyline of the animated series, all those movies, shows, TV shows,

1877
01:26:22,740 --> 01:26:24,820
it's only one timeline now.

1878
01:26:24,820 --> 01:26:30,180
It's called a reboot, a soft reboot apparently.

1879
01:26:30,180 --> 01:26:31,740
And what else?

1880
01:26:31,740 --> 01:26:36,920
Basically, James Gunn is taking over the animated stuff too, though he wants to connect into

1881
01:26:36,920 --> 01:26:42,260
the live action stuff with the creature commandos being the first.

1882
01:26:42,260 --> 01:26:43,260
So I guess we'll see.

1883
01:26:43,260 --> 01:26:46,420
Well, last little bit on this.

1884
01:26:46,420 --> 01:26:50,940
Alternate versions of Booster Gold and Blue Beetle, as they were prior to Countdown to

1885
01:26:50,940 --> 01:26:55,980
Infinite Crisis, appear in the pages of Justice League 3000 number 14, where they're awakened

1886
01:26:55,980 --> 01:27:01,880
from a 1,000 year suspended animation by Takron Galtos in the 31st century.

1887
01:27:01,880 --> 01:27:07,380
According to Keith Griffin, they're J.M. Demantis and my Blue Beetle and Booster Gold, is what

1888
01:27:07,380 --> 01:27:11,100
he says, or his Blue Beetle and Booster Gold.

1889
01:27:11,100 --> 01:27:16,700
Then in 2016, DC Comics implemented another relaunch of his books called DC Rebirth after

1890
01:27:16,700 --> 01:27:23,180
the New 52, which restored its continuity to form much of what was prior to the New

1891
01:27:23,180 --> 01:27:24,180
52.

1892
01:27:24,180 --> 01:27:28,620
Booster Gold and his robot partner Skeets return in action comics number 992.

1893
01:27:28,620 --> 01:27:31,620
Now that's the last we've seen of him.

1894
01:27:31,620 --> 01:27:37,340
So he's got a long history, but well, I'd say long, but long for comic book.

1895
01:27:37,340 --> 01:27:42,660
Like not Batman long, but the 80s to now is pretty good.

1896
01:27:42,660 --> 01:27:43,660
But yeah.

1897
01:27:43,660 --> 01:27:44,660
Man, that's wild.

1898
01:27:44,660 --> 01:27:47,620
He's been in it for a bit, huh?

1899
01:27:47,620 --> 01:27:48,620
He has.

1900
01:27:48,620 --> 01:27:50,200
He really has.

1901
01:27:50,200 --> 01:27:57,500
His abilities include that his powers that are granted by a suit anyway, superhuman strength,

1902
01:27:57,500 --> 01:28:03,460
speed, endurance and durability, extended longevity, force field generation, energy

1903
01:28:03,460 --> 01:28:08,900
blast via his gauntlets, enhanced senses via his visor, time travel and the flight ring

1904
01:28:08,900 --> 01:28:11,620
via the flight ring.

1905
01:28:11,620 --> 01:28:14,620
He also is an expert athlete and a hand to hand combatant.

1906
01:28:14,620 --> 01:28:15,620
Expert athlete.

1907
01:28:15,620 --> 01:28:17,060
Since you're the football player.

1908
01:28:17,060 --> 01:28:18,060
I don't know why you...

1909
01:28:18,060 --> 01:28:19,060
Expert athlete.

1910
01:28:19,060 --> 01:28:20,060
That's kind of a...

1911
01:28:20,060 --> 01:28:26,020
I got one point when you knew well, because even he played in high school, a little bit

1912
01:28:26,020 --> 01:28:27,940
of college got fucking expelled.

1913
01:28:27,940 --> 01:28:28,940
Right.

1914
01:28:28,940 --> 01:28:31,660
Like ruined, dad ruined his life.

1915
01:28:31,660 --> 01:28:36,980
So I don't know if I'd consider that professional or like expert, but I got a compro.

1916
01:28:36,980 --> 01:28:42,620
If you're just to put like a, not expert athlete, but if you were to put like a professional

1917
01:28:42,620 --> 01:28:43,620
athlete.

1918
01:28:43,620 --> 01:28:45,260
Then I would know he was that good.

1919
01:28:45,260 --> 01:28:46,260
Yeah.

1920
01:28:46,260 --> 01:28:48,220
You would know he's okay, but he's not necessarily expert.

1921
01:28:48,220 --> 01:28:51,180
Like the word expert on there is a little...

1922
01:28:51,180 --> 01:28:52,420
Oh, like elite.

1923
01:28:52,420 --> 01:28:55,100
It's hanging a little bit of his career right there.

1924
01:28:55,100 --> 01:28:56,100
Elite athlete.

1925
01:28:56,100 --> 01:29:02,620
Could have been a running back for the Miami Dolphins.

1926
01:29:02,620 --> 01:29:05,340
That word expert's doing a lot of lifting there.

1927
01:29:05,340 --> 01:29:06,340
All right.

1928
01:29:06,340 --> 01:29:09,140
Are you ready to go into our Reddit?

1929
01:29:09,140 --> 01:29:10,220
Yeah.

1930
01:29:10,220 --> 01:29:11,220
This is Reddit number 70.

1931
01:29:11,220 --> 01:29:12,220
Yeah, dang.

1932
01:29:12,220 --> 01:29:14,980
We've done a lot of these.

1933
01:29:14,980 --> 01:29:17,820
We missed last week's number, sir.

1934
01:29:17,820 --> 01:29:19,820
Oh, we did?

1935
01:29:19,820 --> 01:29:20,820
Technically.

1936
01:29:20,820 --> 01:29:22,300
Oh, because of all the...

1937
01:29:22,300 --> 01:29:23,300
Yeah.

1938
01:29:23,300 --> 01:29:24,300
Yeah.

1939
01:29:24,300 --> 01:29:30,940
So we went from number 69 to number 70.

1940
01:29:30,940 --> 01:29:31,940
These are going to be retail hell.

1941
01:29:31,940 --> 01:29:32,940
Oh, God.

1942
01:29:32,940 --> 01:29:33,940
Why are you telling me my life?

1943
01:29:33,940 --> 01:29:34,940
I don't know.

1944
01:29:34,940 --> 01:29:40,740
I thought you might like these a little bit better.

1945
01:29:40,740 --> 01:29:42,740
So the first one is by Hungryad7120.

1946
01:29:42,740 --> 01:29:49,820
This person puts, anything that's $20 or higher, I immediately check.

1947
01:29:49,820 --> 01:29:53,380
Each register has a small machine beside it that we insert the money into.

1948
01:29:53,380 --> 01:29:54,380
It scans the bill.

1949
01:29:54,380 --> 01:29:56,340
If the light is green, we can take it.

1950
01:29:56,340 --> 01:29:59,380
If not, it is handed back to the customer and either we ask for a new bill or another

1951
01:29:59,380 --> 01:30:00,380
reformed payment.

1952
01:30:00,380 --> 01:30:01,380
Okay.

1953
01:30:01,380 --> 01:30:04,740
I know they're all fancy.

1954
01:30:04,740 --> 01:30:06,420
You take my money.

1955
01:30:06,420 --> 01:30:09,680
I had two gentlemen come through buying a lot of lumber.

1956
01:30:09,680 --> 01:30:10,980
One gives me a stack of 20s.

1957
01:30:10,980 --> 01:30:14,820
I thank him and inform him that I'll take it a minute since I have to scan all of his

1958
01:30:14,820 --> 01:30:15,820
bills.

1959
01:30:15,820 --> 01:30:16,820
Both guys acknowledge this.

1960
01:30:16,820 --> 01:30:17,820
Everything goes fine.

1961
01:30:17,820 --> 01:30:20,660
I hand the first guy his receipt and the change and wish him to have a good day.

1962
01:30:20,660 --> 01:30:25,180
His friend, co-worker, whatever, pushes the stuff outside and starts getting it loaded.

1963
01:30:25,180 --> 01:30:28,780
The first guy is staring back at me with an odd look on his face as I gaze back at him

1964
01:30:28,780 --> 01:30:31,940
wondering what he has a question about.

1965
01:30:31,940 --> 01:30:32,940
Look at him.

1966
01:30:32,940 --> 01:30:33,940
Yes.

1967
01:30:33,940 --> 01:30:36,100
The guy, you need to apologize.

1968
01:30:36,100 --> 01:30:38,380
Me for?

1969
01:30:38,380 --> 01:30:40,300
The guy checking my money.

1970
01:30:40,300 --> 01:30:41,300
Motions to my register.

1971
01:30:41,300 --> 01:30:42,300
Do you don't trust me?

1972
01:30:42,300 --> 01:30:43,300
Hell no.

1973
01:30:43,300 --> 01:30:44,300
I don't even know you.

1974
01:30:44,300 --> 01:30:46,640
Me, it's not about trust, sir.

1975
01:30:46,640 --> 01:30:47,640
It's part of my job.

1976
01:30:47,640 --> 01:30:48,660
I check all the bills.

1977
01:30:48,660 --> 01:30:51,260
The guy keeps staring at me with an odd look on his face.

1978
01:30:51,260 --> 01:30:52,260
You hurt my feelings.

1979
01:30:52,260 --> 01:30:53,260
Say sorry.

1980
01:30:53,260 --> 01:30:54,260
Is he serious?

1981
01:30:54,260 --> 01:30:55,260
Me, sir, it's nothing personal.

1982
01:30:55,260 --> 01:30:56,260
I know you.

1983
01:30:56,260 --> 01:31:02,220
I was going to scan them and you said, okay.

1984
01:31:02,220 --> 01:31:05,660
The guy, aren't you going to say sorry?

1985
01:31:05,660 --> 01:31:08,260
Me staring at it and starting to get annoyed.

1986
01:31:08,260 --> 01:31:09,580
No.

1987
01:31:09,580 --> 01:31:12,700
By this point, his partner came back in and told the guy that they needed to leave.

1988
01:31:12,700 --> 01:31:21,260
The guy kept insisting I apologize and which I point, I guess I'm supposed to say at which

1989
01:31:21,260 --> 01:31:28,260
point I snap at him to leave, leave me alone and act like a damn adult.

1990
01:31:28,260 --> 01:31:31,140
The guy's face turns red and he quickly hurried out.

1991
01:31:31,140 --> 01:31:34,420
Didn't hear a P from him after that though.

1992
01:31:34,420 --> 01:31:35,420
You're sorry.

1993
01:31:35,420 --> 01:31:39,780
How like, you can't even trust you.

1994
01:31:39,780 --> 01:31:40,780
You hurt my feelings.

1995
01:31:40,780 --> 01:31:42,780
You don't think I'm trustworthy?

1996
01:31:42,780 --> 01:31:46,060
You have a bag of cocaine fall out of his pocket.

1997
01:31:46,060 --> 01:31:47,060
It's like, oh shit.

1998
01:31:47,060 --> 01:31:51,980
I don't understand why people get offended about their bills getting checked.

1999
01:31:51,980 --> 01:31:54,060
It just went half the house.

2000
01:31:54,060 --> 01:31:55,860
I was like, I don't know who you are.

2001
01:31:55,860 --> 01:31:58,820
You could be an international jewel thief.

2002
01:31:58,820 --> 01:31:59,820
Exactly.

2003
01:31:59,820 --> 01:32:03,220
Next one is by Beautifullie69.

2004
01:32:03,220 --> 01:32:04,220
So when I tell myself in the mirror.

2005
01:32:04,220 --> 01:32:09,620
This is the Beautifullie every morning.

2006
01:32:09,620 --> 01:32:13,420
Last night I made the usual store closing in one hour announcement at eight o'clock.

2007
01:32:13,420 --> 01:32:14,420
Oh yeah.

2008
01:32:14,420 --> 01:32:15,420
I do that a lot.

2009
01:32:15,420 --> 01:32:18,380
But I do it in intervals of 10 at the end of half hour mark.

2010
01:32:18,380 --> 01:32:22,140
So then you got 20, you got 30 minutes, you got 20 minutes, you got 10 minutes, you got

2011
01:32:22,140 --> 01:32:23,140
five minutes.

2012
01:32:23,140 --> 01:32:24,140
Five minutes is like you the serious.

2013
01:32:24,140 --> 01:32:27,140
I you better eat your shit.

2014
01:32:27,140 --> 01:32:33,100
Then I announced again at 815 and 830 per usual procedure.

2015
01:32:33,100 --> 01:32:37,300
Right after the 830 announcement, a large group of giggling young people trooped in.

2016
01:32:37,300 --> 01:32:42,380
So instead of waiting until 840 to make the next announcement, I announced that 835 from

2017
01:32:42,380 --> 01:32:46,060
840 on it is usual to announce every five minutes.

2018
01:32:46,060 --> 01:32:50,900
You got 20 minutes, you got 15.

2019
01:32:50,900 --> 01:32:54,420
We had a guy once who the manager told him, Hey, we're going to be closing here in like

2020
01:32:54,420 --> 01:32:55,420
three, four minutes.

2021
01:32:55,420 --> 01:33:00,500
Uh, maybe, you know, just like, you know, not really hurry, but just letting them know

2022
01:33:00,500 --> 01:33:01,900
we're about to close soon.

2023
01:33:01,900 --> 01:33:06,460
And he got mad and he's like, uh, he basically intimated that he was going to shoot the place

2024
01:33:06,460 --> 01:33:10,820
up and I'm like, you're going to shoot the store up because you have, we have to close

2025
01:33:10,820 --> 01:33:11,820
at 10 o'clock.

2026
01:33:11,820 --> 01:33:12,820
Right.

2027
01:33:12,820 --> 01:33:13,820
And like, like it's our fault.

2028
01:33:13,820 --> 01:33:16,700
Like he, like, or like you do an inconvenience to him.

2029
01:33:16,700 --> 01:33:17,700
Okay.

2030
01:33:17,700 --> 01:33:18,700
Basically.

2031
01:33:18,700 --> 01:33:19,700
Yeah.

2032
01:33:19,700 --> 01:33:21,580
Like he got offended that it's our fault that we have to close on time.

2033
01:33:21,580 --> 01:33:22,580
Right.

2034
01:33:22,580 --> 01:33:25,060
It's not our fault that you couldn't get here on time.

2035
01:33:25,060 --> 01:33:28,260
He wanted to make it seem like it's our fault that he also couldn't get here because he

2036
01:33:28,260 --> 01:33:29,740
couldn't get a ride up here.

2037
01:33:29,740 --> 01:33:34,260
Like that's not my, I'm just telling you, we close at 10 o'clock.

2038
01:33:34,260 --> 01:33:35,260
Right.

2039
01:33:35,260 --> 01:33:36,260
Get your stuff and leave.

2040
01:33:36,260 --> 01:33:37,260
And then you wait.

2041
01:33:37,260 --> 01:33:41,340
So guys like that, I'm like, you need to fucking figure your life out.

2042
01:33:41,340 --> 01:33:44,900
If this is what's going to fucking drive you over the edge, having to leave a store and

2043
01:33:44,900 --> 01:33:46,980
then you need to really get through psychiatric health.

2044
01:33:46,980 --> 01:33:48,940
Yeah, I would say so.

2045
01:33:48,940 --> 01:33:49,940
You don't know what I could do.

2046
01:33:49,940 --> 01:33:50,940
I don't know.

2047
01:33:50,940 --> 01:33:51,940
I was like, you gotta be fucking kidding, bro.

2048
01:33:51,940 --> 01:33:54,620
It's like, I'm going to tell you what you need to do and what you're gonna do.

2049
01:33:54,620 --> 01:33:57,860
Fuck out of this store.

2050
01:33:57,860 --> 01:34:02,780
So whenever I announced a 40, a customer and a coworker's line turned to me and said, are

2051
01:34:02,780 --> 01:34:05,540
you really going to tell everyone to leave every five minutes?

2052
01:34:05,540 --> 01:34:06,540
Yes, ma'am.

2053
01:34:06,540 --> 01:34:07,540
I said, yes.

2054
01:34:07,540 --> 01:34:08,540
Yes, I am.

2055
01:34:08,540 --> 01:34:12,020
Like he actually said.

2056
01:34:12,020 --> 01:34:15,300
She then informed me that I was rude and asked why I was doing that.

2057
01:34:15,300 --> 01:34:21,160
I explained that it is normal procedure starting at 840 and that I added 835 to let the newcomers

2058
01:34:21,160 --> 01:34:23,180
know that we'd be closing soon.

2059
01:34:23,180 --> 01:34:28,140
She then told me that I was a very rude person and that it was a ridiculous policy and that

2060
01:34:28,140 --> 01:34:29,140
she was offended.

2061
01:34:29,140 --> 01:34:30,140
I'm sorry, ma'am.

2062
01:34:30,140 --> 01:34:33,980
When I implemented this policy at your last corporate meeting, I didn't think it would

2063
01:34:33,980 --> 01:34:35,660
be such a terrible thing.

2064
01:34:35,660 --> 01:34:36,660
That's what I would tell you.

2065
01:34:36,660 --> 01:34:46,420
Like if I have fucking control over the shit I have to do at this goddamn store.

2066
01:34:46,420 --> 01:34:50,700
As she walked out, she announced that she was never going to shop at our store again.

2067
01:34:50,700 --> 01:34:53,900
That's the one that everybody says.

2068
01:34:53,900 --> 01:34:56,020
I was really fucking devastated.

2069
01:34:56,020 --> 01:35:01,100
I waited until she got out the door before I said, is that a promise?

2070
01:35:01,100 --> 01:35:05,720
After closing, I told my manager about it and whenever I got to the are you going to

2071
01:35:05,720 --> 01:35:10,380
questions, she beat me to yes, yes I am.

2072
01:35:10,380 --> 01:35:13,900
Then whenever I got to the why question, she said because we don't want to be here all

2073
01:35:13,900 --> 01:35:14,900
fucking night.

2074
01:35:14,900 --> 01:35:15,900
No kidding, man.

2075
01:35:15,900 --> 01:35:17,700
We close when we close.

2076
01:35:17,700 --> 01:35:20,900
You had like half, you had the whole day to come into the store.

2077
01:35:20,900 --> 01:35:24,460
It's not our fault that you chose to come in two minutes before we close.

2078
01:35:24,460 --> 01:35:26,500
What do you want us to do?

2079
01:35:26,500 --> 01:35:28,380
Stay open later for me.

2080
01:35:28,380 --> 01:35:29,380
Like why?

2081
01:35:29,380 --> 01:35:30,380
That's not policy.

2082
01:35:30,380 --> 01:35:33,540
As if what would you do for another person in your shoes?

2083
01:35:33,540 --> 01:35:34,540
You know what I mean?

2084
01:35:34,540 --> 01:35:35,540
Right.

2085
01:35:35,540 --> 01:35:36,540
Like I'll put it this way.

2086
01:35:36,540 --> 01:35:37,540
One or two minutes.

2087
01:35:37,540 --> 01:35:38,540
Fine.

2088
01:35:38,540 --> 01:35:40,340
But past that, fuck no.

2089
01:35:40,340 --> 01:35:41,340
No.

2090
01:35:41,340 --> 01:35:45,380
Like if you're at that door at like, like say you close at 10, you're at that door at

2091
01:35:45,380 --> 01:35:46,380
1001.

2092
01:35:46,380 --> 01:35:47,380
Tough luck.

2093
01:35:47,380 --> 01:35:50,380
Just give him a thumbs up.

2094
01:35:50,380 --> 01:35:54,020
I'm walking out to my car at that point.

2095
01:35:54,020 --> 01:35:56,820
Next one is by Nacho Girl, 2003.

2096
01:35:56,820 --> 01:35:57,820
Nacho Girl?

2097
01:35:57,820 --> 01:35:58,820
Yep.

2098
01:35:58,820 --> 01:35:59,820
Or not your girl?

2099
01:35:59,820 --> 01:36:00,820
Like chips.

2100
01:36:00,820 --> 01:36:01,820
Okay.

2101
01:36:01,820 --> 01:36:03,980
I'm assuming that they wrote it as like Nacho.

2102
01:36:03,980 --> 01:36:04,980
Very cute.

2103
01:36:04,980 --> 01:36:05,980
I like it.

2104
01:36:05,980 --> 01:36:09,540
This person puts, me, your total is $12.20.

2105
01:36:09,540 --> 01:36:10,740
Cash or card?

2106
01:36:10,740 --> 01:36:12,820
The customer hands me a $100 bill.

2107
01:36:12,820 --> 01:36:13,820
Touching.

2108
01:36:13,820 --> 01:36:16,720
Me, oh I'm sorry I only have fives in my drawer.

2109
01:36:16,720 --> 01:36:18,060
Do you have anything smaller?

2110
01:36:18,060 --> 01:36:19,940
The customer just bluntly looks at me.

2111
01:36:19,940 --> 01:36:20,940
Doesn't say anything.

2112
01:36:20,940 --> 01:36:23,940
Pulls a gun and blasts it.

2113
01:36:23,940 --> 01:36:26,100
Me, okay.

2114
01:36:26,100 --> 01:36:30,540
List of their payments, hands them back in change, in fives and ones plus the change.

2115
01:36:30,540 --> 01:36:31,540
Here's your change.

2116
01:36:31,540 --> 01:36:32,540
$87.80.

2117
01:36:32,540 --> 01:36:35,540
Oh my lord.

2118
01:36:35,540 --> 01:36:38,380
Customer, what the hell?

2119
01:36:38,380 --> 01:36:40,100
Why did you give me all fives?

2120
01:36:40,100 --> 01:36:42,500
Me, I literally warned you.

2121
01:36:42,500 --> 01:36:43,660
You didn't say anything.

2122
01:36:43,660 --> 01:36:46,340
So now have a nice day, man.

2123
01:36:46,340 --> 01:36:50,140
The customer grumbles and counts her change, walks away.

2124
01:36:50,140 --> 01:36:51,460
Some people don't listen to me.

2125
01:36:51,460 --> 01:36:57,380
Man, I'm glad this one didn't make a big deal out of it and demand 20s or 50s like some

2126
01:36:57,380 --> 01:36:58,700
assholes do.

2127
01:36:58,700 --> 01:37:01,700
Which requires calling a manager over since they're the ones allowed to touch the safe

2128
01:37:01,700 --> 01:37:02,700
and I'm not.

2129
01:37:02,700 --> 01:37:05,540
I wish it was like a little button I could press so that pulls up a transcript.

2130
01:37:05,540 --> 01:37:08,180
Is it a far word I ask you and you don't respond?

2131
01:37:08,180 --> 01:37:10,860
I don't know why you get what you get.

2132
01:37:10,860 --> 01:37:13,940
Oh, another one by her.

2133
01:37:13,940 --> 01:37:14,940
Nacho Girl 2001.

2134
01:37:14,940 --> 01:37:17,940
This door's going through it.

2135
01:37:17,940 --> 01:37:22,620
She's got a war story.

2136
01:37:22,620 --> 01:37:26,220
She's got a fucking veteran in the battlefield.

2137
01:37:26,220 --> 01:37:27,540
She puts on this one.

2138
01:37:27,540 --> 01:37:32,880
Had my lights turned off, had my clothes sign on the belt, eight hour shift and I'm fucking

2139
01:37:32,880 --> 01:37:35,100
exhausted about radio.

2140
01:37:35,100 --> 01:37:37,540
I'm fucking exhausted after being on my feet all day.

2141
01:37:37,540 --> 01:37:41,180
A couple of that comes to my register as I'm serving my last customer.

2142
01:37:41,180 --> 01:37:42,580
I say, sorry, I'm closed.

2143
01:37:42,580 --> 01:37:44,020
Next register is open though.

2144
01:37:44,020 --> 01:37:46,660
They laugh and say, oh, we thought we could just sneak in.

2145
01:37:46,660 --> 01:37:48,420
And leave.

2146
01:37:48,420 --> 01:37:51,260
Fucking grabs a shotgun.

2147
01:37:51,260 --> 01:37:57,460
So you know I'm trying to go home and you're trying to make me wait longer to get to that?

2148
01:37:57,460 --> 01:37:58,460
Fuck you.

2149
01:37:58,460 --> 01:38:01,700
So she's already had two people.

2150
01:38:01,700 --> 01:38:02,940
Was it the same fucking day?

2151
01:38:02,940 --> 01:38:06,060
I didn't even realize it was the same person whenever I chugged.

2152
01:38:06,060 --> 01:38:07,380
It's like, oh damn.

2153
01:38:07,380 --> 01:38:09,900
We once had one of our cashiers, right?

2154
01:38:09,900 --> 01:38:12,820
Some guy brought all this stuff right on the basket.

2155
01:38:12,820 --> 01:38:15,700
They rang it all up and the guy was like, I'm just fucking around.

2156
01:38:15,700 --> 01:38:17,060
I don't want none of this.

2157
01:38:17,060 --> 01:38:19,460
And he walked away.

2158
01:38:19,460 --> 01:38:23,580
And I was thinking like, what the fuck does that, like they think that's some devastating

2159
01:38:23,580 --> 01:38:24,580
maneuver.

2160
01:38:24,580 --> 01:38:29,460
I'm just going to take this shit off the register, put your shit back where it goes and go by

2161
01:38:29,460 --> 01:38:31,740
my neck because I'm getting paid to do this.

2162
01:38:31,740 --> 01:38:33,900
You did absolutely nothing but waste your own time.

2163
01:38:33,900 --> 01:38:34,900
Right.

2164
01:38:34,900 --> 01:38:36,620
Like you came in here, wasted your own time.

2165
01:38:36,620 --> 01:38:37,620
Wrapped a bunch of shit.

2166
01:38:37,620 --> 01:38:40,940
You had him ring it all up and you were like, and then you said, no, I'm just joking around.

2167
01:38:40,940 --> 01:38:41,940
I don't want none of this shit.

2168
01:38:41,940 --> 01:38:42,940
And he walked out.

2169
01:38:42,940 --> 01:38:45,100
You know, that's the dumbest shit I've ever seen in my life.

2170
01:38:45,100 --> 01:38:46,180
I'm still going to have to be here.

2171
01:38:46,180 --> 01:38:47,180
So it's okay.

2172
01:38:47,180 --> 01:38:49,860
I'm still going to get paid regardless of whether you wanted this shit or not.

2173
01:38:49,860 --> 01:38:50,860
Right.

2174
01:38:50,860 --> 01:38:51,860
I'm just going to go and put it all back out.

2175
01:38:51,860 --> 01:38:55,540
And I'll go home and do my own stuff and not waste other people's time.

2176
01:38:55,540 --> 01:38:57,260
Waste my own time?

2177
01:38:57,260 --> 01:38:58,260
Right.

2178
01:38:58,260 --> 01:39:01,140
Like why would I waste my own time doing dumb shit that's not going to affect me at another

2179
01:39:01,140 --> 01:39:02,140
person at all?

2180
01:39:02,140 --> 01:39:04,100
You wouldn't even do enough content, which is sad.

2181
01:39:04,100 --> 01:39:05,100
It was the dumbest.

2182
01:39:05,100 --> 01:39:06,500
It was so funny to me when he told me the story.

2183
01:39:06,500 --> 01:39:09,380
I'm like, so he just rang his shit up.

2184
01:39:09,380 --> 01:39:10,380
He's like, no, I'm just playing.

2185
01:39:10,380 --> 01:39:11,380
I don't want none of this.

2186
01:39:11,380 --> 01:39:12,380
And he walked away.

2187
01:39:12,380 --> 01:39:13,380
What the?

2188
01:39:13,380 --> 01:39:14,380
That's the dumbest shit.

2189
01:39:14,380 --> 01:39:15,380
What a moron.

2190
01:39:15,380 --> 01:39:18,580
Yeah, there's people that are just stupid though.

2191
01:39:18,580 --> 01:39:20,620
It's like, I'm still getting paid.

2192
01:39:20,620 --> 01:39:22,180
I'm getting paid by the hour, bro.

2193
01:39:22,180 --> 01:39:26,340
And then like not only that, but you just gave me enough time to waste so I can get

2194
01:39:26,340 --> 01:39:27,340
going faster.

2195
01:39:27,340 --> 01:39:28,340
So I can actually keep moving.

2196
01:39:28,340 --> 01:39:30,780
You know, so it's not slowing my time down.

2197
01:39:30,780 --> 01:39:33,900
Wait, I don't understand their thought process for any of that.

2198
01:39:33,900 --> 01:39:34,900
They're just morons.

2199
01:39:34,900 --> 01:39:40,140
Like whenever I used to work at a part store years ago at this point, but you'd have those

2200
01:39:40,140 --> 01:39:41,140
kinds of people that come in.

2201
01:39:41,140 --> 01:39:45,180
Yeah, I'm just looking for this part specifically and you'd go get it, set it up.

2202
01:39:45,180 --> 01:39:46,180
Oh, it's that.

2203
01:39:46,180 --> 01:39:47,180
I don't want it.

2204
01:39:47,180 --> 01:39:48,180
All right then.

2205
01:39:48,180 --> 01:39:49,180
Okay.

2206
01:39:49,180 --> 01:39:50,180
But I only had to help one person.

2207
01:39:50,180 --> 01:39:51,180
So that's cool.

2208
01:39:51,180 --> 01:39:53,340
Having a day is walking, but it doesn't hurt me.

2209
01:39:53,340 --> 01:39:55,020
And he's like, okay, sure.

2210
01:39:55,020 --> 01:39:56,020
Whatever.

2211
01:39:56,020 --> 01:39:57,020
People are dumb.

2212
01:39:57,020 --> 01:39:58,020
Very much so.

2213
01:39:58,020 --> 01:39:59,020
And they're always there.

2214
01:39:59,020 --> 01:40:00,980
Always dumb at retail because they think they have this authority, this power over like,

2215
01:40:00,980 --> 01:40:01,980
I get you fired.

2216
01:40:01,980 --> 01:40:02,980
Like, no, you fucking can't.

2217
01:40:02,980 --> 01:40:04,620
It's gonna take a lot to get me fired.

2218
01:40:04,620 --> 01:40:05,620
Believe me, man.

2219
01:40:05,620 --> 01:40:09,260
The amount of people that don't work at this company, I guarantee you.

2220
01:40:09,260 --> 01:40:11,260
It's gonna take a lot.

2221
01:40:11,260 --> 01:40:13,260
Yeah, it's gonna take a shitload to get me fired.

2222
01:40:13,260 --> 01:40:16,980
It's like even if I shot your ass right now.

2223
01:40:16,980 --> 01:40:21,020
If I beat the absolute brace off of you, you can just tell them you attacked me.

2224
01:40:21,020 --> 01:40:24,620
Just be wide up and wouldn't it be a verbal warning?

2225
01:40:24,620 --> 01:40:25,620
All right.

2226
01:40:25,620 --> 01:40:30,580
Think I'll fuck a can of peas and cave your fucking skull in.

2227
01:40:30,580 --> 01:40:33,100
I just go back to, I get a fucking half day off.

2228
01:40:33,100 --> 01:40:35,860
It's like, go home and think about what you did for today.

2229
01:40:35,860 --> 01:40:36,860
All right.

2230
01:40:36,860 --> 01:40:37,860
Cool.

2231
01:40:37,860 --> 01:40:40,900
I'll put a can on the back of your fucking head.

2232
01:40:40,900 --> 01:40:44,260
Next one is by NoPantsBullMoose.

2233
01:40:44,260 --> 01:40:48,700
This person puts, work in retail long enough and you will eventually realize the rules

2234
01:40:48,700 --> 01:40:52,300
for dealing with customers are the exact same as dealing with the Fae.

2235
01:40:52,300 --> 01:40:54,300
I don't get what you're talking about with children.

2236
01:40:54,300 --> 01:40:56,460
Well, that's a given.

2237
01:40:56,460 --> 01:40:57,460
With the Fae.

2238
01:40:57,460 --> 01:40:59,180
You know what the Fae are, right?

2239
01:40:59,180 --> 01:41:00,180
The Fae?

2240
01:41:00,180 --> 01:41:01,180
Yeah.

2241
01:41:01,180 --> 01:41:02,180
Those, no.

2242
01:41:02,180 --> 01:41:05,060
I feel like I have an inkling of what they are.

2243
01:41:05,060 --> 01:41:06,060
A fairy?

2244
01:41:06,060 --> 01:41:07,700
That's what they, that's what I'm trying to say.

2245
01:41:07,700 --> 01:41:10,740
Like the, the, the, like the mythological.

2246
01:41:10,740 --> 01:41:12,740
Make believe ain't real.

2247
01:41:12,740 --> 01:41:13,740
You know, Fae?

2248
01:41:13,740 --> 01:41:15,300
You know, like the, the Fae people.

2249
01:41:15,300 --> 01:41:16,300
Okay.

2250
01:41:16,300 --> 01:41:17,700
Well, let's see what he's talking about.

2251
01:41:17,700 --> 01:41:20,860
Cause apparently this is not a, these are the same rules apparently though.

2252
01:41:20,860 --> 01:41:21,860
Okay.

2253
01:41:21,860 --> 01:41:22,860
Let's find out.

2254
01:41:22,860 --> 01:41:24,580
Avoid eye contact.

2255
01:41:24,580 --> 01:41:25,900
Okay.

2256
01:41:25,900 --> 01:41:27,540
Never reveal your full name.

2257
01:41:27,540 --> 01:41:29,740
All right.

2258
01:41:29,740 --> 01:41:32,140
Except nothing they offer to you.

2259
01:41:32,140 --> 01:41:33,300
Okay.

2260
01:41:33,300 --> 01:41:37,060
Never verbally agree or disagree with anything they might happen to say.

2261
01:41:37,060 --> 01:41:40,860
To apologize is to acknowledge a dead ode.

2262
01:41:40,860 --> 01:41:42,340
A dead ode?

2263
01:41:42,340 --> 01:41:44,660
I see what they're doing here.

2264
01:41:44,660 --> 01:41:48,900
Under no circumstances are you to ever thank them.

2265
01:41:48,900 --> 01:41:51,660
Remember that they are incapable of reading signs in human languages.

2266
01:41:51,660 --> 01:41:52,660
Ah, yeah.

2267
01:41:52,660 --> 01:41:53,660
That was the one, the truth.

2268
01:41:53,660 --> 01:41:56,660
The truth one I've never heard.

2269
01:41:56,660 --> 01:42:00,300
It's literally like dealing with the Fae from the old Irish legend.

2270
01:42:00,300 --> 01:42:01,300
I guess so.

2271
01:42:01,300 --> 01:42:05,300
Maybe that was, maybe that was the one, maybe they weren't really Fae.

2272
01:42:05,300 --> 01:42:09,340
That was just their version of a clients back.

2273
01:42:09,340 --> 01:42:10,780
Yeah.

2274
01:42:10,780 --> 01:42:14,220
They just masked it as the Fae.

2275
01:42:14,220 --> 01:42:16,820
They can't read signs in the language?

2276
01:42:16,820 --> 01:42:17,820
In any human language?

2277
01:42:17,820 --> 01:42:18,820
That's a good one though.

2278
01:42:18,820 --> 01:42:19,820
Cause they really can't.

2279
01:42:19,820 --> 01:42:23,740
It's like, like you're putting a thing up on there closing early, five o'clock.

2280
01:42:23,740 --> 01:42:26,460
I didn't know you were closing in early.

2281
01:42:26,460 --> 01:42:28,020
The signs like the billboard signs.

2282
01:42:28,020 --> 01:42:29,020
What are you talking about?

2283
01:42:29,020 --> 01:42:30,020
They will rip a door off.

2284
01:42:30,020 --> 01:42:33,420
It'll say closed due to computer problems, right?

2285
01:42:33,420 --> 01:42:35,420
And they will rip the door off the hinge.

2286
01:42:35,420 --> 01:42:38,420
They grunt as they read them.

2287
01:42:38,420 --> 01:42:46,500
They climb back up their tree.

2288
01:42:46,500 --> 01:42:48,620
They kind of do though.

2289
01:42:48,620 --> 01:42:51,060
Next one is by lamblemon39.

2290
01:42:51,060 --> 01:42:52,060
Lamblemon.

2291
01:42:52,060 --> 01:42:53,900
So this customer kept piling stuff.

2292
01:42:53,900 --> 01:42:55,180
My name is Lonnie Lemon.

2293
01:42:55,180 --> 01:42:56,180
Lonnie Lemon?

2294
01:42:56,180 --> 01:42:58,180
Family's always been into craft.

2295
01:42:58,180 --> 01:43:00,380
That's a good name though.

2296
01:43:00,380 --> 01:43:02,380
I just made up a character.

2297
01:43:02,380 --> 01:43:03,620
Yeah.

2298
01:43:03,620 --> 01:43:04,620
Redneck one.

2299
01:43:04,620 --> 01:43:05,620
Lonnie Lemon.

2300
01:43:05,620 --> 01:43:06,620
Lonnie Lemon.

2301
01:43:06,620 --> 01:43:09,100
And all I've been wanting to do is get out of Burbank, Alabama.

2302
01:43:09,100 --> 01:43:11,180
They call him Lonnie Lemon.

2303
01:43:11,180 --> 01:43:17,540
Like first name's Lonnie, but Lemon because his face always looks like it's buckered.

2304
01:43:17,540 --> 01:43:20,860
So this customer keeps piling stuff beside the counter that she wanted to buy instead

2305
01:43:20,860 --> 01:43:23,220
of taking a cart like a normal person.

2306
01:43:23,220 --> 01:43:24,220
I told her to take a cart.

2307
01:43:24,220 --> 01:43:28,060
Hopefully they'll grab a fucking laundry basket.

2308
01:43:28,060 --> 01:43:29,740
I couldn't find the basket.

2309
01:43:29,740 --> 01:43:30,740
I don't want this.

2310
01:43:30,740 --> 01:43:32,580
I want the stuff inside.

2311
01:43:32,580 --> 01:43:35,940
I'm like you lazy.

2312
01:43:35,940 --> 01:43:38,140
See if I do that, at least I'm buying the basket too.

2313
01:43:38,140 --> 01:43:39,140
Exactly.

2314
01:43:39,140 --> 01:43:40,140
At least take the damn basket.

2315
01:43:40,140 --> 01:43:41,140
It's a dollar.

2316
01:43:41,140 --> 01:43:42,140
Like come on.

2317
01:43:42,140 --> 01:43:44,580
I found this empty box and I put all my shit in there.

2318
01:43:44,580 --> 01:43:46,900
Can I have the box?

2319
01:43:46,900 --> 01:43:48,700
Like if they claim it as it is.

2320
01:43:48,700 --> 01:43:49,700
It's true.

2321
01:43:49,700 --> 01:43:50,700
We don't care man.

2322
01:43:50,700 --> 01:43:53,700
Take the damn, take all the boxes.

2323
01:43:53,700 --> 01:43:56,580
Or you'll get the one because I remember this from working at a part store where they'll

2324
01:43:56,580 --> 01:43:57,580
come in.

2325
01:43:57,580 --> 01:43:58,900
Do you have any extra boxes?

2326
01:43:58,900 --> 01:44:00,900
I need a thousand.

2327
01:44:00,900 --> 01:44:03,340
I'm moving to fucking space and I need a thousand in a one box.

2328
01:44:03,340 --> 01:44:06,660
And it's like well how have they all been cut up and thrown away?

2329
01:44:06,660 --> 01:44:07,660
I'll take them.

2330
01:44:07,660 --> 01:44:10,340
I can reform them with my magic powers.

2331
01:44:10,340 --> 01:44:12,820
That's kind of how it is though.

2332
01:44:12,820 --> 01:44:14,140
I had this one old lady, right?

2333
01:44:14,140 --> 01:44:18,380
I had set a box aside for myself because I like to, when I'm done reading books, I put

2334
01:44:18,380 --> 01:44:21,020
them in there and then when it's full, I take it to Goodwill.

2335
01:44:21,020 --> 01:44:24,140
It's a perfect plan until I get a fucking library.

2336
01:44:24,140 --> 01:44:25,940
I can't fit anything in my fucking room.

2337
01:44:25,940 --> 01:44:30,340
It's a tiny ass space so I usually just write the book down that I read so that one day

2338
01:44:30,340 --> 01:44:32,820
I can rebuy it and then put it in a fucking massive bookshelf.

2339
01:44:32,820 --> 01:44:38,540
My dream is to have a massive fucking book library of all, I've read all these things.

2340
01:44:38,540 --> 01:44:42,620
And so I always try to remember the books I read to rebuy them one day.

2341
01:44:42,620 --> 01:44:49,140
So I had to set this box aside for me and this old bitch fucking rolled up, bought her

2342
01:44:49,140 --> 01:44:52,460
stuff, turned around and she like, she said, I sense a box.

2343
01:44:52,460 --> 01:44:56,300
I said, I think boxes, she turned around, saw it, grabbed it and put all her shit inside

2344
01:44:56,300 --> 01:44:57,300
and walked off with it.

2345
01:44:57,300 --> 01:45:00,500
She didn't ask for, didn't ask, can I have nothing?

2346
01:45:00,500 --> 01:45:06,700
She was fucking sensing it in her fucking old lady box sense and fucking smashed it

2347
01:45:06,700 --> 01:45:09,540
and walked off with it.

2348
01:45:09,540 --> 01:45:11,220
They just, they can't get enough boxes apparently.

2349
01:45:11,220 --> 01:45:12,780
I don't know what the fuck they're doing with this stuff.

2350
01:45:12,780 --> 01:45:13,780
I don't know.

2351
01:45:13,780 --> 01:45:14,780
It's like a hoarder.

2352
01:45:14,780 --> 01:45:15,780
They're just taking it.

2353
01:45:15,780 --> 01:45:17,780
Okay, 600 boxes.

2354
01:45:17,780 --> 01:45:21,940
She probably goes home and just jumps under a pile of boxes, breaks a couple bones when

2355
01:45:21,940 --> 01:45:23,220
she doesn't.

2356
01:45:23,220 --> 01:45:25,620
This one's from my cat Delilah.

2357
01:45:25,620 --> 01:45:26,620
She died yesterday.

2358
01:45:26,620 --> 01:45:34,100
She puts the cat in the box, puts her under the bed with the other seven cats that's died.

2359
01:45:34,100 --> 01:45:38,420
You walk in there and just fucking reeks of fucking death in her ass.

2360
01:45:38,420 --> 01:45:39,420
Death and ammonia?

2361
01:45:39,420 --> 01:45:40,420
I'm sorry.

2362
01:45:40,420 --> 01:45:48,180
She's going to be the one that goes and bites that cheap cat litter too.

2363
01:45:48,180 --> 01:45:49,180
Oh man.

2364
01:45:49,180 --> 01:45:51,660
Doesn't absorb no smells at all?

2365
01:45:51,660 --> 01:45:55,060
It just makes the scent stronger.

2366
01:45:55,060 --> 01:45:56,820
All right.

2367
01:45:56,820 --> 01:46:01,340
So I had to step on the ladder to get a frame down for another customer without my knowledge

2368
01:46:01,340 --> 01:46:02,340
while I was gone.

2369
01:46:02,340 --> 01:46:06,900
A different lady had gone through her pile of stuff and taken a sweater from it.

2370
01:46:06,900 --> 01:46:10,700
The no goer lady would have like, where did my sweater go?

2371
01:46:10,700 --> 01:46:13,060
You're supposed to be watching my stuff.

2372
01:46:13,060 --> 01:46:14,060
Sweater.

2373
01:46:14,060 --> 01:46:17,420
You're supposed to be watching my stuff.

2374
01:46:17,420 --> 01:46:18,860
I ain't watching shit.

2375
01:46:18,860 --> 01:46:20,820
Is that your stuff?

2376
01:46:20,820 --> 01:46:22,380
No I'm not.

2377
01:46:22,380 --> 01:46:24,180
I'm over here doing my job.

2378
01:46:24,180 --> 01:46:27,860
Your job is to hold onto your stuff that you want so that it doesn't happen.

2379
01:46:27,860 --> 01:46:34,380
Maybe if you had a type of fucking wheeled thing that could possibly move along with

2380
01:46:34,380 --> 01:46:39,020
you or you can push ahead of you that has a deep compartment where you can put all your

2381
01:46:39,020 --> 01:46:40,020
shit in.

2382
01:46:40,020 --> 01:46:44,500
But until that's invented, I guess you got no choice but to fucking hunch it on your

2383
01:46:44,500 --> 01:46:45,500
back.

2384
01:46:45,500 --> 01:46:52,700
Something with a handle that you can hold in one hand with maybe a deep enough space

2385
01:46:52,700 --> 01:46:55,500
that you can put items in but until that's invented as well.

2386
01:46:55,500 --> 01:46:58,140
I can't even think of what that would even possibly be.

2387
01:46:58,140 --> 01:47:00,500
So you gotta watch your stuff, ma'am.

2388
01:47:00,500 --> 01:47:03,020
It's Black Friday out here.

2389
01:47:03,020 --> 01:47:05,420
I offered a card and she didn't want it.

2390
01:47:05,420 --> 01:47:08,340
What the hell is even that?

2391
01:47:08,340 --> 01:47:12,780
So then no cart saw the other lady holding the sweater that she wanted and freaked out.

2392
01:47:12,780 --> 01:47:14,120
Can fist fart her.

2393
01:47:14,120 --> 01:47:16,340
She was like, that's my sweater.

2394
01:47:16,340 --> 01:47:17,340
Where's your name on it, bitch?

2395
01:47:17,340 --> 01:47:19,500
And they started fucking throwing purses at each other.

2396
01:47:19,500 --> 01:47:21,420
And the other lady was like, no it's not.

2397
01:47:21,420 --> 01:47:23,740
I found it in a pile up the front.

2398
01:47:23,740 --> 01:47:25,740
That's my fucking sweater.

2399
01:47:25,740 --> 01:47:27,740
Fucking invention.

2400
01:47:27,740 --> 01:47:29,740
My fucking sweater.

2401
01:47:29,740 --> 01:47:32,740
Over a fucking sweater.

2402
01:47:32,740 --> 01:47:46,420
I remember these two women about to get into a fist fight in the store, right?

2403
01:47:46,420 --> 01:47:49,060
They were arguing each other in one of the aisles.

2404
01:47:49,060 --> 01:47:52,300
The bigger woman was winning because she was standing over.

2405
01:47:52,300 --> 01:47:53,300
And then she walked away.

2406
01:47:53,300 --> 01:47:54,300
And then she's leaving the store.

2407
01:47:54,300 --> 01:47:55,300
The little old lady's like, get out of here, bitch.

2408
01:47:55,300 --> 01:47:56,300
That's right.

2409
01:47:56,300 --> 01:47:59,300
Get out of here, you fucker.

2410
01:47:59,300 --> 01:48:03,100
And then she started opening her mouth after she walked away.

2411
01:48:03,100 --> 01:48:04,100
That's right, you get out of here.

2412
01:48:04,100 --> 01:48:05,100
You get out of this store.

2413
01:48:05,100 --> 01:48:06,100
All right.

2414
01:48:06,100 --> 01:48:11,820
Okay, so no it's not.

2415
01:48:11,820 --> 01:48:14,700
I found them on the pile up the front.

2416
01:48:14,700 --> 01:48:20,180
The cart lady was like, that was my fucking sweater.

2417
01:48:20,180 --> 01:48:23,180
That's my fucking sweater.

2418
01:48:23,180 --> 01:48:31,420
You've done it long enough, you know what I mean?

2419
01:48:31,420 --> 01:48:35,420
Give it to me now.

2420
01:48:35,420 --> 01:48:37,580
And the other lady was like, oh, absolutely not.

2421
01:48:37,580 --> 01:48:38,580
You're not getting it back.

2422
01:48:38,580 --> 01:48:39,580
Oh shit.

2423
01:48:39,580 --> 01:48:42,580
The whole store was dead quiet.

2424
01:48:42,580 --> 01:48:45,540
I bet it was.

2425
01:48:45,540 --> 01:48:47,300
People love drama when it's not there.

2426
01:48:47,300 --> 01:48:49,420
It's like everybody just freezes.

2427
01:48:49,420 --> 01:48:54,500
I better watch the fucking fire start fucking kindling.

2428
01:48:54,500 --> 01:48:58,500
It was dead quiet while they were arguing.

2429
01:48:58,500 --> 01:49:02,620
Then no cart looks at me like she wants me to do something.

2430
01:49:02,620 --> 01:49:05,780
They always want you to do something about everything.

2431
01:49:05,780 --> 01:49:08,660
If there's a fucking car crash outside, you got to pull those people out and get them

2432
01:49:08,660 --> 01:49:09,660
out of there.

2433
01:49:09,660 --> 01:49:11,780
I'm like, what the fuck do you want me to do?

2434
01:49:11,780 --> 01:49:12,780
Why don't you?

2435
01:49:12,780 --> 01:49:16,780
I'm just as fucking well trained as you are in whatever situation.

2436
01:49:16,780 --> 01:49:18,660
They don't train me specially.

2437
01:49:18,660 --> 01:49:19,660
Like this one guy, right?

2438
01:49:19,660 --> 01:49:20,660
Yeah.

2439
01:49:20,660 --> 01:49:23,540
There was this homeless woman knocked out in front of the store.

2440
01:49:23,540 --> 01:49:26,460
She was laying there, not the front, but the edge.

2441
01:49:26,460 --> 01:49:28,900
This guy came up and he was like, I'm so worried about that woman.

2442
01:49:28,900 --> 01:49:29,900
I hope she's okay.

2443
01:49:29,900 --> 01:49:32,900
What are we getting into?

2444
01:49:32,900 --> 01:49:33,900
Basically he was intimating.

2445
01:49:33,900 --> 01:49:34,900
I wanted you to do something.

2446
01:49:34,900 --> 01:49:36,900
So I go out there and say, you all right?

2447
01:49:36,900 --> 01:49:38,900
She gets up, I'm fine.

2448
01:49:38,900 --> 01:49:40,900
She was like, she's a regular there.

2449
01:49:40,900 --> 01:49:41,900
She's always knocked out.

2450
01:49:41,900 --> 01:49:43,940
She's always acting loopier than she really is.

2451
01:49:43,940 --> 01:49:45,860
I started thinking like, okay.

2452
01:49:45,860 --> 01:49:48,220
She might do that kind of on purpose though.

2453
01:49:48,220 --> 01:49:53,740
Then I fucking go back to the register and the guy brings all his shit.

2454
01:49:53,740 --> 01:49:55,980
Like, oh man, I was so worried about that woman.

2455
01:49:55,980 --> 01:49:59,300
Of course I didn't say, but I was like, why the fuck didn't you ask her?

2456
01:49:59,300 --> 01:50:01,260
She was like, all right, what the fuck did you wait for?

2457
01:50:01,260 --> 01:50:02,260
You know what I mean?

2458
01:50:02,260 --> 01:50:03,940
You fucking walked over her basically.

2459
01:50:03,940 --> 01:50:04,940
Right.

2460
01:50:04,940 --> 01:50:07,420
Acting like you're the most caring motherfucker on planet earth.

2461
01:50:07,420 --> 01:50:09,060
But you're the first one to walk over her.

2462
01:50:09,060 --> 01:50:12,380
I'm the one that has to go check on her and then you don't do jack shit.

2463
01:50:12,380 --> 01:50:14,060
I swear, man.

2464
01:50:14,060 --> 01:50:15,060
People think retail.

2465
01:50:15,060 --> 01:50:19,180
Like if there's a fucking bomb today, they expect me to fucking defuse it.

2466
01:50:19,180 --> 01:50:20,860
I'm like, you guys have to be fucking kidding me.

2467
01:50:20,860 --> 01:50:23,180
I'm just as trained in anything as you are.

2468
01:50:23,180 --> 01:50:24,180
But you work here.

2469
01:50:24,180 --> 01:50:26,180
What the fuck does that matter, bitch?

2470
01:50:26,180 --> 01:50:28,340
See, my response is I fucking work here.

2471
01:50:28,340 --> 01:50:29,340
That's it.

2472
01:50:29,340 --> 01:50:30,580
I just work here.

2473
01:50:30,580 --> 01:50:32,420
I'm capable of this store.

2474
01:50:32,420 --> 01:50:35,180
Not a fucking knife fight in the fucking aisle.

2475
01:50:35,180 --> 01:50:40,820
I mean, they didn't ask me if I could finally do a waffle house.

2476
01:50:40,820 --> 01:50:41,820
Right.

2477
01:50:41,820 --> 01:50:44,780
You don't have to be like trained in combat or anything like that.

2478
01:50:44,780 --> 01:50:45,780
Waffle house?

2479
01:50:45,780 --> 01:50:46,780
Yeah, you do.

2480
01:50:46,780 --> 01:50:50,220
I don't be trained in first aid combat medical aid.

2481
01:50:50,220 --> 01:50:52,660
I'm just a fucking, you know, retail person.

2482
01:50:52,660 --> 01:50:55,780
It's like we didn't even have this in the handbook.

2483
01:50:55,780 --> 01:50:57,100
They want us to do everything.

2484
01:50:57,100 --> 01:50:58,380
Yeah, that's true.

2485
01:50:58,380 --> 01:50:59,700
They really do.

2486
01:50:59,700 --> 01:51:03,980
Like my job right now, they want us to look since we're out and about, they want us to

2487
01:51:03,980 --> 01:51:07,340
look for like trafficked women and stuff.

2488
01:51:07,340 --> 01:51:08,340
It's like, the fuck are you?

2489
01:51:08,340 --> 01:51:09,340
What the hell?

2490
01:51:09,340 --> 01:51:10,340
I'm not a goddamn detective.

2491
01:51:10,340 --> 01:51:11,340
What the hell are you talking about?

2492
01:51:11,340 --> 01:51:13,340
Like no joke, they really do.

2493
01:51:13,340 --> 01:51:15,420
I get fucking trafficked too, huh?

2494
01:51:15,420 --> 01:51:17,260
They fucking stabbed me.

2495
01:51:17,260 --> 01:51:18,260
Yeah.

2496
01:51:18,260 --> 01:51:19,820
It's like look for this sign.

2497
01:51:19,820 --> 01:51:21,420
When they do this sign, they're being trafficked.

2498
01:51:21,420 --> 01:51:24,300
It's like, I don't have fucking time to worry about this.

2499
01:51:24,300 --> 01:51:25,740
Like news flash to everybody.

2500
01:51:25,740 --> 01:51:26,740
We're not all superheroes.

2501
01:51:26,740 --> 01:51:27,740
All right.

2502
01:51:27,740 --> 01:51:28,740
We will.

2503
01:51:28,740 --> 01:51:29,740
We're too scared sometimes.

2504
01:51:29,740 --> 01:51:31,140
We're not going to fucking get murdered.

2505
01:51:31,140 --> 01:51:32,980
And sometimes we're worried about the job we're doing.

2506
01:51:32,980 --> 01:51:34,500
We're just trying to live our life.

2507
01:51:34,500 --> 01:51:36,540
Why do we have to, you know, save lives?

2508
01:51:36,540 --> 01:51:40,660
Like that's where they feel like I got a fucking, if there's a fire at the store, right?

2509
01:51:40,660 --> 01:51:44,020
Everyone get out and I got to sacrifice my life for a fucking customer.

2510
01:51:44,020 --> 01:51:45,020
Like you are your goddamn mind.

2511
01:51:45,020 --> 01:51:48,020
You're being like a stinger to be the first one out.

2512
01:51:48,020 --> 01:51:51,500
I be fucking knocking old ladies across the fucking hallway.

2513
01:51:51,500 --> 01:51:52,500
The hell am I?

2514
01:51:52,500 --> 01:51:54,980
Goddamn it.

2515
01:51:54,980 --> 01:51:56,820
Retail is nothing above anything.

2516
01:51:56,820 --> 01:51:58,660
It's just a fucking job.

2517
01:51:58,660 --> 01:52:05,140
Just because we're consistently in the scope of human interaction does not mean we're capable

2518
01:52:05,140 --> 01:52:08,460
or trained for anything beyond the retail job.

2519
01:52:08,460 --> 01:52:09,460
Right.

2520
01:52:09,460 --> 01:52:12,820
Like fist fights in a store, you know, a shooting, robberies.

2521
01:52:12,820 --> 01:52:14,100
We're not trained for that.

2522
01:52:14,100 --> 01:52:15,980
All I can do is call the cops like you go.

2523
01:52:15,980 --> 01:52:16,980
Exactly.

2524
01:52:16,980 --> 01:52:17,980
What the fuck am I going to do?

2525
01:52:17,980 --> 01:52:18,980
They're not going to see me do it.

2526
01:52:18,980 --> 01:52:19,980
They're not going to see you do it.

2527
01:52:19,980 --> 01:52:24,060
They just fucking turn to you like, what's going to go on?

2528
01:52:24,060 --> 01:52:25,060
That's annoying though.

2529
01:52:25,060 --> 01:52:29,740
The lady that fucking busted in one time saying that her daughter got flashed by some homeless

2530
01:52:29,740 --> 01:52:31,220
guy outside.

2531
01:52:31,220 --> 01:52:35,380
And then I had to call the cops and then turn into a whole fucking court case that I got

2532
01:52:35,380 --> 01:52:42,660
fucking called in on that when the day of my court appearance, they fucking called me

2533
01:52:42,660 --> 01:52:43,940
and said like he pleaded guilty.

2534
01:52:43,940 --> 01:52:44,940
So he's going to jail.

2535
01:52:44,940 --> 01:52:45,940
So you don't have to come in.

2536
01:52:45,940 --> 01:52:46,940
I'm like, yeah.

2537
01:52:46,940 --> 01:52:50,780
So I had that fucking detective found me at the house.

2538
01:52:50,780 --> 01:52:52,260
He's like, oh, your phone number got changed.

2539
01:52:52,260 --> 01:52:53,340
So I'm like, yeah, I changed my phone.

2540
01:52:53,340 --> 01:52:54,340
I still work at the store.

2541
01:52:54,340 --> 01:52:56,140
You don't have to come to my house to find me.

2542
01:52:56,140 --> 01:52:59,020
But we were going to be a detective and we were going to find you.

2543
01:52:59,020 --> 01:53:00,260
Basically, he found me.

2544
01:53:00,260 --> 01:53:06,340
He sent me the number to the lady for the prosecutors, had to talk to her, had to be

2545
01:53:06,340 --> 01:53:07,340
called in.

2546
01:53:07,340 --> 01:53:10,740
See, that shit, how that affected my life tremendously.

2547
01:53:10,740 --> 01:53:13,700
Not only did that affect my life in such a profound way, right?

2548
01:53:13,700 --> 01:53:14,700
Because it was insane.

2549
01:53:14,700 --> 01:53:17,180
I've never been in the process of anything like that.

2550
01:53:17,180 --> 01:53:22,740
But the lady that's daughter got flashed, when she was a semi-regular, when I gave her

2551
01:53:22,740 --> 01:53:26,020
the number to the detective to call him, she never called him.

2552
01:53:26,020 --> 01:53:28,260
She was never in the process at all.

2553
01:53:28,260 --> 01:53:30,540
They completely ignored the whole thing.

2554
01:53:30,540 --> 01:53:32,340
They wasted my fucking time.

2555
01:53:32,340 --> 01:53:34,940
But they were the first ones to come in and bitch.

2556
01:53:34,940 --> 01:53:39,420
And I'm like, your fucking granddaughter or daughter got fucking flashed by some homeless

2557
01:53:39,420 --> 01:53:40,420
guy.

2558
01:53:40,420 --> 01:53:44,020
And I went through the whole process to help you put him in jail.

2559
01:53:44,020 --> 01:53:45,980
And you didn't even fucking go to the court thing or anything.

2560
01:53:45,980 --> 01:53:46,980
What the fuck?

2561
01:53:46,980 --> 01:53:47,980
What the fuck, lady?

2562
01:53:47,980 --> 01:53:48,980
What was the point then?

2563
01:53:48,980 --> 01:53:49,980
What the fuck?

2564
01:53:49,980 --> 01:53:51,340
Why didn't you not go to...

2565
01:53:51,340 --> 01:53:53,100
To this day, I see him sometimes, right?

2566
01:53:53,100 --> 01:53:56,780
And I think in my head, why the fuck did you avoid it entirely?

2567
01:53:56,780 --> 01:53:57,780
Are you a criminal too?

2568
01:53:57,780 --> 01:53:58,780
You know what?

2569
01:53:58,780 --> 01:53:59,780
It's weird.

2570
01:53:59,780 --> 01:54:01,660
I got dragged into a fucking court case.

2571
01:54:01,660 --> 01:54:02,860
That wasn't even yours.

2572
01:54:02,860 --> 01:54:03,860
Right.

2573
01:54:03,860 --> 01:54:06,020
And for something that it was bad, yes.

2574
01:54:06,020 --> 01:54:07,620
And I'm glad he's in jail.

2575
01:54:07,620 --> 01:54:11,580
But for the fact that the lady that caused me to do it in the first place...

2576
01:54:11,580 --> 01:54:12,580
Didn't even care.

2577
01:54:12,580 --> 01:54:13,580
Didn't even care, yes.

2578
01:54:13,580 --> 01:54:15,060
I was fucking livid.

2579
01:54:15,060 --> 01:54:16,740
I'm livid to this fucking day.

2580
01:54:16,740 --> 01:54:18,940
It's an omen.

2581
01:54:18,940 --> 01:54:21,700
All right.

2582
01:54:21,700 --> 01:54:24,340
Then no cart looks at me like she wants me to do something.

2583
01:54:24,340 --> 01:54:25,340
And all I said was...

2584
01:54:25,340 --> 01:54:26,340
Here it goes.

2585
01:54:26,340 --> 01:54:27,340
I'm gonna do something.

2586
01:54:27,340 --> 01:54:28,340
Oh!

2587
01:54:28,340 --> 01:54:30,300
And all I said was, it's between you two.

2588
01:54:30,300 --> 01:54:32,500
Like, hey man, this ain't got nothing to do with me.

2589
01:54:32,500 --> 01:54:33,860
Oh boy, she was pissed.

2590
01:54:33,860 --> 01:54:36,380
I bet she was, but hey guys, what's not my problem?

2591
01:54:36,380 --> 01:54:37,380
I can...

2592
01:54:37,380 --> 01:54:39,020
I'm not even sorry.

2593
01:54:39,020 --> 01:54:40,020
That's what you did.

2594
01:54:40,020 --> 01:54:41,020
Why would he be?

2595
01:54:41,020 --> 01:54:45,580
That's what you get for not taking a cart.

2596
01:54:45,580 --> 01:54:50,660
I tell people that I can't watch their stuff if they choose to leave it somewhere.

2597
01:54:50,660 --> 01:54:53,140
If you want it so badly, hold it.

2598
01:54:53,140 --> 01:54:54,620
Or get a fucking cart.

2599
01:54:54,620 --> 01:54:56,660
Otherwise, it's fair game.

2600
01:54:56,660 --> 01:55:02,180
I had some people the other day come up to me to tell me that they left a scarf hanging

2601
01:55:02,180 --> 01:55:06,860
on the rack at the back of the store and they'll purchase whenever they're done shopping.

2602
01:55:06,860 --> 01:55:08,620
And do you expect me to keep an eye on that?

2603
01:55:08,620 --> 01:55:11,180
For fuck's sake, where is the common sense?

2604
01:55:11,180 --> 01:55:13,900
I swear man, they lose it when they enter the door.

2605
01:55:13,900 --> 01:55:16,540
Yes they do.

2606
01:55:16,540 --> 01:55:19,820
And next one is by Marble Man XX.

2607
01:55:19,820 --> 01:55:20,820
Okay.

2608
01:55:20,820 --> 01:55:21,820
Or Marble Minx?

2609
01:55:21,820 --> 01:55:22,820
I don't know.

2610
01:55:22,820 --> 01:55:28,780
I swear to bits, I had a customer come in with a sale that would literally make my day.

2611
01:55:28,780 --> 01:55:32,540
She was buying four phones on her best plan, three accessories for all the phones, and

2612
01:55:32,540 --> 01:55:33,780
protection plans.

2613
01:55:33,780 --> 01:55:34,780
I was eager to wrap up...

2614
01:55:34,780 --> 01:55:35,780
That's not retail.

2615
01:55:35,780 --> 01:55:36,780
That's specialty.

2616
01:55:36,780 --> 01:55:37,780
Specialty retail.

2617
01:55:37,780 --> 01:55:39,780
Retail is the real shit.

2618
01:55:39,780 --> 01:55:40,780
The real wars.

2619
01:55:40,780 --> 01:55:41,780
Yes.

2620
01:55:41,780 --> 01:55:42,780
This is it.

2621
01:55:42,780 --> 01:55:43,780
Like you don't get like...

2622
01:55:43,780 --> 01:55:46,220
Like if I worked at fucking like...

2623
01:55:46,220 --> 01:55:48,820
What's a specialty retail place like...

2624
01:55:48,820 --> 01:55:49,820
Like Apple store?

2625
01:55:49,820 --> 01:55:50,820
Like an Apple store, right?

2626
01:55:50,820 --> 01:55:53,860
Or a fucking like a gift card store.

2627
01:55:53,860 --> 01:55:55,620
Like a Hallmark or something.

2628
01:55:55,620 --> 01:55:58,020
Or just something like that.

2629
01:55:58,020 --> 01:55:59,300
You're not in the fucking war.

2630
01:55:59,300 --> 01:56:00,300
No.

2631
01:56:00,300 --> 01:56:01,300
You're not in a general retail.

2632
01:56:01,300 --> 01:56:04,340
Like Walmart, Target, and you know the dollar stores.

2633
01:56:04,340 --> 01:56:05,340
Oh man.

2634
01:56:05,340 --> 01:56:07,660
We're the war veterans.

2635
01:56:07,660 --> 01:56:12,900
That's why this is posted under the retail hill, but under the title of a funny thing

2636
01:56:12,900 --> 01:56:15,300
happened rather than customers suck.

2637
01:56:15,300 --> 01:56:18,800
So it's not like they're the end of the world for them.

2638
01:56:18,800 --> 01:56:20,500
Like it is for regular retail.

2639
01:56:20,500 --> 01:56:23,380
So, I was eager to wrap up the sale.

2640
01:56:23,380 --> 01:56:25,580
I'd be overqualified for a store like that.

2641
01:56:25,580 --> 01:56:27,620
You've been through the trenches.

2642
01:56:27,620 --> 01:56:28,620
Jesus.

2643
01:56:28,620 --> 01:56:30,660
This is like the medics in the back.

2644
01:56:30,660 --> 01:56:35,380
You see some of it, but you don't see.

2645
01:56:35,380 --> 01:56:40,020
I was eager to wrap up the sale because that would have hit my goal for the day.

2646
01:56:40,020 --> 01:56:43,940
One of my regulars, a Hispanic customer, came in to pay his bill and I immediately say,

2647
01:56:43,940 --> 01:56:44,940
seriously?

2648
01:56:44,940 --> 01:56:46,500
Why the heck are you coming back?

2649
01:56:46,500 --> 01:56:50,780
A tone was dripping with attitude and my customer got offended on his behalf.

2650
01:56:50,780 --> 01:56:55,340
So the customer he was helping got offended for the person that he said this to.

2651
01:56:55,340 --> 01:56:56,660
Because he was fucking with him.

2652
01:56:56,660 --> 01:56:57,660
Yes.

2653
01:56:57,660 --> 01:56:58,660
But he doesn't know that.

2654
01:56:58,660 --> 01:57:02,400
For context, the Hispanic customer and I mess around like that all the time.

2655
01:57:02,400 --> 01:57:03,540
He pretends to be difficult.

2656
01:57:03,540 --> 01:57:05,740
I pretend to be sick of him.

2657
01:57:05,740 --> 01:57:06,780
All is a good fun.

2658
01:57:06,780 --> 01:57:10,580
Every transaction ends in laughter and I tell him to have a good day and he's leaving.

2659
01:57:10,580 --> 01:57:13,420
I can see from the outside how it would look if people don't know.

2660
01:57:13,420 --> 01:57:16,460
What the fuck is that?

2661
01:57:16,460 --> 01:57:20,140
The customer buying the floor phone starts grabbing her things and saying she's going

2662
01:57:20,140 --> 01:57:24,460
to report me to corporate and that I need to start looking for another job now.

2663
01:57:24,460 --> 01:57:26,620
I'm like, man, there is no corporate.

2664
01:57:26,620 --> 01:57:27,620
I am corporate.

2665
01:57:27,620 --> 01:57:30,220
It's an empty fucking room with a phone ringing forever.

2666
01:57:30,220 --> 01:57:32,820
You know, the cat just sitting there.

2667
01:57:32,820 --> 01:57:35,460
You're doing nothing.

2668
01:57:35,460 --> 01:57:38,220
I was confused for a second before I realized why she was upset.

2669
01:57:38,220 --> 01:57:43,220
I quickly explained our dynamic and the customer confirmed it.

2670
01:57:43,220 --> 01:57:45,020
She laughed and continued on with the sale.

2671
01:57:45,020 --> 01:57:48,300
I didn't learn that I need to be mindful of everyone in the store, especially with him.

2672
01:57:48,300 --> 01:57:49,300
You never know.

2673
01:57:49,300 --> 01:57:52,780
That's why it wasn't under retail like a customer suck.

2674
01:57:52,780 --> 01:57:55,300
It was a funny thing kind of happened.

2675
01:57:55,300 --> 01:57:59,020
The fact that there was no misunderstanding is also not retail because they will misunderstand

2676
01:57:59,020 --> 01:58:01,020
for the rest of your life.

2677
01:58:01,020 --> 01:58:04,420
If it was a normal retail store, we'll still fuck you.

2678
01:58:04,420 --> 01:58:07,620
I still didn't like it.

2679
01:58:07,620 --> 01:58:08,620
Exactly.

2680
01:58:08,620 --> 01:58:11,380
You should be professional, sir, at all times.

2681
01:58:11,380 --> 01:58:15,540
All right, next one is by the SQ one.

2682
01:58:15,540 --> 01:58:16,540
SQ one.

2683
01:58:16,540 --> 01:58:17,540
Yeah.

2684
01:58:17,540 --> 01:58:19,660
It's the person that puts this happened yesterday.

2685
01:58:19,660 --> 01:58:20,660
The customer.

2686
01:58:20,660 --> 01:58:21,660
Hey, can you help me?

2687
01:58:21,660 --> 01:58:24,100
I'm looking for a famous brand of spicy ketchup.

2688
01:58:24,100 --> 01:58:26,380
Oh shit, I hate that shit.

2689
01:58:26,380 --> 01:58:29,740
The shelf label says it should be there, but it's not where it's supposed to be.

2690
01:58:29,740 --> 01:58:30,740
Oh, I hate that too.

2691
01:58:30,740 --> 01:58:35,260
Like it says on your on your Google, Google method, the thing that hardly ever updates

2692
01:58:35,260 --> 01:58:37,060
on our freaking store.

2693
01:58:37,060 --> 01:58:41,980
We don't have an army of fucking coders consistently upping every single item scanning through

2694
01:58:41,980 --> 01:58:42,980
the whole fucking store.

2695
01:58:42,980 --> 01:58:45,700
Every time you know, like real time updates.

2696
01:58:45,700 --> 01:58:46,700
Right.

2697
01:58:46,700 --> 01:58:49,060
It'll say like this is a stock and it'd be like three months ago.

2698
01:58:49,060 --> 01:58:50,060
Right.

2699
01:58:50,060 --> 01:58:51,860
But it should still be the same.

2700
01:58:51,860 --> 01:58:52,860
No.

2701
01:58:52,860 --> 01:58:53,860
Hmm.

2702
01:58:53,860 --> 01:58:54,860
Me.

2703
01:58:54,860 --> 01:58:55,860
Yes, of course.

2704
01:58:55,860 --> 01:58:56,860
Let me check that way.

2705
01:58:56,860 --> 01:58:57,860
Check with you.

2706
01:58:57,860 --> 01:58:58,860
It's a bit strange because the aisle has been restocked two hours ago.

2707
01:58:58,860 --> 01:59:02,820
Well, they'll try to give you the SQ number and like, wait, lady, where am I going to put

2708
01:59:02,820 --> 01:59:03,820
it in?

2709
01:59:03,820 --> 01:59:04,820
There's no directory.

2710
01:59:04,820 --> 01:59:05,820
Right.

2711
01:59:05,820 --> 01:59:07,140
Like I can put it into the computer, right?

2712
01:59:07,140 --> 01:59:09,860
That'll just tell me how many we have in the store, but they're not where they are.

2713
01:59:09,860 --> 01:59:10,860
They are.

2714
01:59:10,860 --> 01:59:13,340
They could be buried in the back hundreds of feet under the earth.

2715
01:59:13,340 --> 01:59:17,020
For all I know, they're down in the mine.

2716
01:59:17,020 --> 01:59:18,020
Basically.

2717
01:59:18,020 --> 01:59:19,020
Yeah.

2718
01:59:19,020 --> 01:59:20,100
But what do I know?

2719
01:59:20,100 --> 01:59:24,140
I walk up to the aisle with a customer and she starts gesturing towards the shelf.

2720
01:59:24,140 --> 01:59:25,140
See?

2721
01:59:25,140 --> 01:59:26,420
Now that's a shelf.

2722
01:59:26,420 --> 01:59:27,420
See?

2723
01:59:27,420 --> 01:59:30,100
It's a it's not where it should be and I can't find it.

2724
01:59:30,100 --> 01:59:31,820
Or it should be as long as it's on the shelf.

2725
01:59:31,820 --> 01:59:33,980
It's where it should give me anywhere.

2726
01:59:33,980 --> 01:59:37,980
I look and I see a dozen bottles of famous brand spicy tomato ketchup.

2727
01:59:37,980 --> 01:59:38,980
Exactly where they were supposed to be.

2728
01:59:38,980 --> 01:59:43,180
The first one in the row, though, is turned backwards and the label is facing out.

2729
01:59:43,180 --> 01:59:48,540
So she can't be that dumb, can she?

2730
01:59:48,540 --> 01:59:51,460
Turned backwards and the label faces the back of the shelf.

2731
01:59:51,460 --> 01:59:53,460
Probably someone took it and put it back the wrong way.

2732
01:59:53,460 --> 01:59:54,460
I turn it right.

2733
01:59:54,460 --> 01:59:56,820
Turn it the right way and show her the label.

2734
01:59:56,820 --> 01:59:59,900
But instead of thanking me, she goes on a rant.

2735
01:59:59,900 --> 02:00:00,900
The customer.

2736
02:00:00,900 --> 02:00:03,060
How was I supposed to know what it was?

2737
02:00:03,060 --> 02:00:06,300
Well, why did you turn it, you dummy?

2738
02:00:06,300 --> 02:00:10,820
I know you people turn bottles the wrong way on purpose to confuse people.

2739
02:00:10,820 --> 02:00:14,340
Yeah, that's our whole fucking goal to get you not to buy stuff.

2740
02:00:14,340 --> 02:00:18,420
That's the whole goal of stores.

2741
02:00:18,420 --> 02:00:23,380
All I can say in response with flabbergasted that was a flabbergasted look is sorry for

2742
02:00:23,380 --> 02:00:24,380
the inconvenience.

2743
02:00:24,380 --> 02:00:25,380
Can I help you with anything else?

2744
02:00:25,380 --> 02:00:27,660
How about the true veteran?

2745
02:00:27,660 --> 02:00:33,900
I mean, the first comment, though, turning the ketchup bottle around the check is incredibly

2746
02:00:33,900 --> 02:00:34,900
hard idea.

2747
02:00:34,900 --> 02:00:38,940
OK, thus it requires a store employee to do it.

2748
02:00:38,940 --> 02:00:43,700
We had eight hours of training on how to turn said products around just in the circumstances.

2749
02:00:43,700 --> 02:00:48,940
You know, sarcastic comment ever.

2750
02:00:48,940 --> 02:00:54,840
And then and finding me talk to me and walking back to the shelf took her so much longer

2751
02:00:54,840 --> 02:00:57,460
than just turning the bottle around to see what it was.

2752
02:00:57,460 --> 02:01:00,260
But if there was a bunch of them there, why don't you look at the other ones?

2753
02:01:00,260 --> 02:01:03,740
Because apparently it was all like I think he was saying that they were in a row.

2754
02:01:03,740 --> 02:01:05,340
Oh, like one or just one.

2755
02:01:05,340 --> 02:01:06,340
Yeah.

2756
02:01:06,340 --> 02:01:07,340
Yeah.

2757
02:01:07,340 --> 02:01:08,340
OK, like we're using like hundreds of the same thing.

2758
02:01:08,340 --> 02:01:15,060
I get a line because I think on that one, he said it was a dozen or something.

2759
02:01:15,060 --> 02:01:16,500
Yeah, I said a dozen bottles.

2760
02:01:16,500 --> 02:01:17,500
Yeah.

2761
02:01:17,500 --> 02:01:18,500
So it would be one row back.

2762
02:01:18,500 --> 02:01:20,180
Yeah, maybe two.

2763
02:01:20,180 --> 02:01:25,660
But like somebody like there's a lot of people in grocery stores that look at like the the

2764
02:01:25,660 --> 02:01:29,700
nutritional labels and stuff on the back of things to see what ingredients are and stuff.

2765
02:01:29,700 --> 02:01:30,700
Yeah.

2766
02:01:30,700 --> 02:01:31,700
And they'll just set it back up.

2767
02:01:31,700 --> 02:01:32,740
They're not thinking like most people.

2768
02:01:32,740 --> 02:01:37,700
If you see a backwards bottle, you turn it around to say like or if you're like in our

2769
02:01:37,700 --> 02:01:40,740
stores, you'll grab a frozen ice cream or something, right?

2770
02:01:40,740 --> 02:01:42,180
And I'd be like, I don't want it.

2771
02:01:42,180 --> 02:01:45,460
And then you set it somewhere and just leave it there to fucking slowly.

2772
02:01:45,460 --> 02:01:46,820
You know, the arts department.

2773
02:01:46,820 --> 02:01:53,060
And then when you find it three days later, it's freaking absolute liquid.

2774
02:01:53,060 --> 02:01:55,980
Or the fucking hot pocket is fucking just goo.

2775
02:01:55,980 --> 02:01:59,900
That's what a lot of people do, though.

2776
02:01:59,900 --> 02:02:00,980
And it's annoying.

2777
02:02:00,980 --> 02:02:05,020
Like if I go to always frozen food, always whenever I go to any kind of store and it's

2778
02:02:05,020 --> 02:02:06,020
like, you know what?

2779
02:02:06,020 --> 02:02:07,020
I really don't want this.

2780
02:02:07,020 --> 02:02:09,620
I'll walk it back to where it fucking goes.

2781
02:02:09,620 --> 02:02:10,620
Like what?

2782
02:02:10,620 --> 02:02:12,180
Like just too much work.

2783
02:02:12,180 --> 02:02:13,740
It's kind of like with shopping carts.

2784
02:02:13,740 --> 02:02:16,140
People don't put shopping carts back in the fucking corral fight.

2785
02:02:16,140 --> 02:02:18,740
I've had a lady today.

2786
02:02:18,740 --> 02:02:19,940
She bought her stuff, right?

2787
02:02:19,940 --> 02:02:20,940
Yeah.

2788
02:02:20,940 --> 02:02:21,940
She's like, thank you.

2789
02:02:21,940 --> 02:02:22,940
She walked out.

2790
02:02:22,940 --> 02:02:27,460
She walked out in front of my register where all the customers are watching her walk out

2791
02:02:27,460 --> 02:02:29,900
with her car blocking everyone else.

2792
02:02:29,900 --> 02:02:31,740
I was like, wow.

2793
02:02:31,740 --> 02:02:33,740
And then they were like, wow.

2794
02:02:33,740 --> 02:02:37,660
It's just the inconsideration of it.

2795
02:02:37,660 --> 02:02:38,660
Yeah.

2796
02:02:38,660 --> 02:02:41,260
It's like, lady, you can at least take your cart out of their way.

2797
02:02:41,260 --> 02:02:47,780
Well, you're walking into Walmart or Costco is a big one because I go to Costco regularly.

2798
02:02:47,780 --> 02:02:49,340
And I don't understand it, right?

2799
02:02:49,340 --> 02:02:53,580
They'll walk with their cart to their car, but then they'll like prop it up on the edge

2800
02:02:53,580 --> 02:02:54,580
of the curb.

2801
02:02:54,580 --> 02:02:56,460
The car, I was like two cars down.

2802
02:02:56,460 --> 02:03:00,060
Like they'll pick it up and throw it into the fucking bed of another truck and just

2803
02:03:00,060 --> 02:03:02,060
walk away instead of just putting it back.

2804
02:03:02,060 --> 02:03:03,060
Yes.

2805
02:03:03,060 --> 02:03:04,380
It's like damn y'all people are lazy.

2806
02:03:04,380 --> 02:03:05,380
Y'all walk through Costco.

2807
02:03:05,380 --> 02:03:07,380
Costco is gigantic on the inside.

2808
02:03:07,380 --> 02:03:09,380
It's that famous the cart dilemma.

2809
02:03:09,380 --> 02:03:10,380
Yeah.

2810
02:03:10,380 --> 02:03:11,380
It should look like.

2811
02:03:11,380 --> 02:03:14,740
And it shows you if you're at like your morals basically.

2812
02:03:14,740 --> 02:03:15,740
Right.

2813
02:03:15,740 --> 02:03:18,980
Like if you put a cart back just without anybody telling you to.

2814
02:03:18,980 --> 02:03:19,980
Broughting you.

2815
02:03:19,980 --> 02:03:20,980
Yeah.

2816
02:03:20,980 --> 02:03:22,780
Then normally you're just a normal good person.

2817
02:03:22,780 --> 02:03:28,900
Cause it's like, it's such a small trivial thing to do that it's not even hard.

2818
02:03:28,900 --> 02:03:31,060
Like literally you're not having to go all the way back up to the store.

2819
02:03:31,060 --> 02:03:32,060
Even at a Walmart.

2820
02:03:32,060 --> 02:03:33,060
I mean, yeah.

2821
02:03:33,060 --> 02:03:36,700
Walmart is like, they've had to put them out, corrals all over the place just so they, they

2822
02:03:36,700 --> 02:03:38,700
hold and they'll put them back.

2823
02:03:38,700 --> 02:03:43,660
And even then it's like, man, you know, it was that one store that had to have you take

2824
02:03:43,660 --> 02:03:44,660
it out with a quarter.

2825
02:03:44,660 --> 02:03:45,660
Oh, Aldi.

2826
02:03:45,660 --> 02:03:49,540
So you'd at least get your quarter back because they had some incentive to tailor.

2827
02:03:49,540 --> 02:03:52,860
Even in that case, then there's people that somehow find a way to get past that though

2828
02:03:52,860 --> 02:03:55,540
to where they still get the quarterback by shoving a little piece of metal or something

2829
02:03:55,540 --> 02:03:56,540
in there.

2830
02:03:56,540 --> 02:03:57,540
Ain't that something people.

2831
02:03:57,540 --> 02:03:58,540
People.

2832
02:03:58,540 --> 02:04:01,340
Next one is by rotten Mike.

2833
02:04:01,340 --> 02:04:06,180
This person puts pasta sauce went on sale.

2834
02:04:06,180 --> 02:04:11,300
And in this case, I'm going to think that he's bitching a little bit too much in my

2835
02:04:11,300 --> 02:04:12,300
opinion.

2836
02:04:12,300 --> 02:04:16,900
But he puts pasta sauce went on sale and this woman bought every jar we had on the day that

2837
02:04:16,900 --> 02:04:18,460
it went on sale.

2838
02:04:18,460 --> 02:04:22,900
I've since had countless customers asking me about the sauce and asking me when we're

2839
02:04:22,900 --> 02:04:26,900
getting more of it in and there's any or if there's any in the back.

2840
02:04:26,900 --> 02:04:31,980
It's really annoying since I saw a woman grab over 40 jars yesterday and that's there's

2841
02:04:31,980 --> 02:04:35,740
people who only want a couple of jars who can't get any.

2842
02:04:35,740 --> 02:04:39,740
Funny enough, a guy told me that woman was a piece of shit whenever she was checking

2843
02:04:39,740 --> 02:04:40,740
out.

2844
02:04:40,740 --> 02:04:44,300
It's like, come on bro, you work at a grocery store.

2845
02:04:44,300 --> 02:04:48,300
Like if somebody comes in and wants to buy a large amount of something, you can't stop

2846
02:04:48,300 --> 02:04:49,300
them.

2847
02:04:49,300 --> 02:04:50,980
Not unless you have as a store like a set limit.

2848
02:04:50,980 --> 02:04:52,980
Oh, like with toilet paper back in the day.

2849
02:04:52,980 --> 02:04:54,540
Yeah, they still have that.

2850
02:04:54,540 --> 02:04:56,740
They still try to kill you.

2851
02:04:56,740 --> 02:04:59,780
But like that'd be somebody like going into one of the like a dollar general or dollar

2852
02:04:59,780 --> 02:05:04,280
tree or even a family dollar and they buy like all like a chargers off of one or Hot

2853
02:05:04,280 --> 02:05:06,740
Wheels where they'll come in and they'll buy a set of Hot Wheels.

2854
02:05:06,740 --> 02:05:08,100
It's Red Hot Wheels, man.

2855
02:05:08,100 --> 02:05:09,100
You know what I mean?

2856
02:05:09,100 --> 02:05:13,940
I remember one guy apparently that my manager had did a favor for him that they would give

2857
02:05:13,940 --> 02:05:16,900
him a Hot Wheels when they got off the truck, right?

2858
02:05:16,900 --> 02:05:21,340
They basically threatened my coworker on the phone like, you know, those Hot Wheels better

2859
02:05:21,340 --> 02:05:23,220
be there because we got a standing deal.

2860
02:05:23,220 --> 02:05:26,940
And if I don't see them Hot Wheels, we got to have a problem.

2861
02:05:26,940 --> 02:05:30,740
And like he said he wanted to have me the phone, but he knows damn well if he handed

2862
02:05:30,740 --> 02:05:31,740
me the phone.

2863
02:05:31,740 --> 02:05:32,740
I'm like, who the fuck is this for what?

2864
02:05:32,740 --> 02:05:35,140
Like what the fuck are you talking about?

2865
02:05:35,140 --> 02:05:38,660
Hot Wheels, if you had a standing deal with the manager, well, that shit's done and gone.

2866
02:05:38,660 --> 02:05:39,660
Right?

2867
02:05:39,660 --> 02:05:43,100
I was like, you're not going to threaten us for some damn Hot Wheels.

2868
02:05:43,100 --> 02:05:44,620
You must have lost your fucking mind.

2869
02:05:44,620 --> 02:05:45,620
Right.

2870
02:05:45,620 --> 02:05:49,100
Like I'm saying, I'm like, so basically he wants first dibs on the Hot Wheels because

2871
02:05:49,100 --> 02:05:50,780
he's got a standing deal with the store manager.

2872
02:05:50,780 --> 02:05:51,780
He's trying to make money.

2873
02:05:51,780 --> 02:05:52,780
Yeah.

2874
02:05:52,780 --> 02:05:55,100
Trying to get the good ones before they hit the shelf.

2875
02:05:55,100 --> 02:05:57,860
But that'd be like somebody coming in and buying all the Hot Wheels.

2876
02:05:57,860 --> 02:06:00,300
You can't stop them from buying all the fucking Hot Wheels.

2877
02:06:00,300 --> 02:06:01,740
I don't think they would buy all the Hot Wheels.

2878
02:06:01,740 --> 02:06:02,740
That's what I'm saying.

2879
02:06:02,740 --> 02:06:05,740
Like most places I can think of like grocery stores and stuff like that.

2880
02:06:05,740 --> 02:06:08,220
And then if somebody came in, hey, do you have Hot Wheels?

2881
02:06:08,220 --> 02:06:09,220
No.

2882
02:06:09,220 --> 02:06:10,860
Like it's not a hard answer.

2883
02:06:10,860 --> 02:06:15,980
So I think what he's mad about, I can already tell at his mind frame is that he's had a

2884
02:06:15,980 --> 02:06:20,540
long day and I bet you like 18 people asked him like, so we got any more of that sauce?

2885
02:06:20,540 --> 02:06:24,340
So he's projecting his anger onto her, but not really.

2886
02:06:24,340 --> 02:06:29,060
It's like she was just doing what most people would do.

2887
02:06:29,060 --> 02:06:32,580
I mean, not necessarily that many, but like yesterday, right?

2888
02:06:32,580 --> 02:06:37,220
I had three people within one hour asked me if I had any spare boxes.

2889
02:06:37,220 --> 02:06:40,780
And I'm like, the third one was on the phone and I just started laughing like you were

2890
02:06:40,780 --> 02:06:44,260
actually the third person within one hour to ask me for spare, but like I've given them

2891
02:06:44,260 --> 02:06:45,260
all away.

2892
02:06:45,260 --> 02:06:46,260
Yeah.

2893
02:06:46,260 --> 02:06:47,260
And that was that.

2894
02:06:47,260 --> 02:06:50,220
But he's not where he's coming from, but.

2895
02:06:50,220 --> 02:06:51,580
He's blaming her for nothing.

2896
02:06:51,580 --> 02:06:52,580
He didn't do anything wrong.

2897
02:06:52,580 --> 02:06:53,580
Like I said.

2898
02:06:53,580 --> 02:06:56,980
He's blaming the guys like, I'd be like, I would drag someone to the back.

2899
02:06:56,980 --> 02:06:58,980
You see any goddamn sauce in that bag?

2900
02:06:58,980 --> 02:07:00,780
You son of a bitch.

2901
02:07:00,780 --> 02:07:04,700
See my whole thing would be is why did you wait till today?

2902
02:07:04,700 --> 02:07:08,580
Or you could like it since apparently they went on sale and that's why she bought a whole

2903
02:07:08,580 --> 02:07:09,580
40.

2904
02:07:09,580 --> 02:07:10,580
Yeah.

2905
02:07:10,580 --> 02:07:11,580
It's like, well, they're all they were on sale.

2906
02:07:11,580 --> 02:07:12,580
So they're gone.

2907
02:07:12,580 --> 02:07:14,060
I mean, what the hell was the sale like two for one?

2908
02:07:14,060 --> 02:07:17,300
I mean, God, maybe it was like barely 20 cents off of it.

2909
02:07:17,300 --> 02:07:21,340
Or if she was one of those kind of couponers where they come in for free.

2910
02:07:21,340 --> 02:07:22,340
Yeah.

2911
02:07:22,340 --> 02:07:23,340
And get like a dollar 45 back.

2912
02:07:23,340 --> 02:07:25,300
Yeah, I can see that.

2913
02:07:25,300 --> 02:07:28,900
But again, unless the store has like a set limit for stuff like where you can only or

2914
02:07:28,900 --> 02:07:32,580
if I think Wynko does it now where.

2915
02:07:32,580 --> 02:07:36,380
The first couple are at the sale price and then everything after that is at standard

2916
02:07:36,380 --> 02:07:37,380
normal price.

2917
02:07:37,380 --> 02:07:41,500
So it's a way to try to try to ease from like the poaching, I guess.

2918
02:07:41,500 --> 02:07:45,760
So like you could technically still use coupons to do it, but then you're still paying a little

2919
02:07:45,760 --> 02:07:46,760
more than.

2920
02:07:46,760 --> 02:07:52,300
But I'm just glad I think like, like, from a customer perspective, that PS five are back

2921
02:07:52,300 --> 02:07:54,740
in stock retail price.

2922
02:07:54,740 --> 02:07:55,740
Yes.

2923
02:07:55,740 --> 02:07:56,740
Instead of a thousand dollars.

2924
02:07:56,740 --> 02:08:00,700
I'm not buying a fucking PS five pro for $700.

2925
02:08:00,700 --> 02:08:01,700
Hell no.

2926
02:08:01,700 --> 02:08:04,820
If it does, if it plays the exact same level of games.

2927
02:08:04,820 --> 02:08:05,820
Right.

2928
02:08:05,820 --> 02:08:09,860
Unless that she can do something extra like the games only for PS five pro, but they know

2929
02:08:09,860 --> 02:08:10,860
they can't do that.

2930
02:08:10,860 --> 02:08:11,860
Right.

2931
02:08:11,860 --> 02:08:16,540
Or else they would completely destroy the fucking the foundation of PS five.

2932
02:08:16,540 --> 02:08:19,740
So there's no like, I know for people like they hear the pro.

2933
02:08:19,740 --> 02:08:20,740
Yeah.

2934
02:08:20,740 --> 02:08:22,580
And they think it's like a whole different so much so much better.

2935
02:08:22,580 --> 02:08:23,580
It's nice.

2936
02:08:23,580 --> 02:08:24,580
The same thing.

2937
02:08:24,580 --> 02:08:26,100
Basically, you play the exact same games.

2938
02:08:26,100 --> 02:08:28,220
It's probably the exact same speed.

2939
02:08:28,220 --> 02:08:29,220
There's no problem.

2940
02:08:29,220 --> 02:08:35,700
But there's usually on the PS, like the PS four pro, it was a bigger storage capacity.

2941
02:08:35,700 --> 02:08:38,340
And that's one thing like more storage is fine.

2942
02:08:38,340 --> 02:08:39,340
Right.

2943
02:08:39,340 --> 02:08:40,340
But you can always add external storage.

2944
02:08:40,340 --> 02:08:44,660
Yeah, like I got two goddamn terabytes I added from an external storage.

2945
02:08:44,660 --> 02:08:45,660
Yeah.

2946
02:08:45,660 --> 02:08:49,100
Like there's ways to upgrade your original and then I think maybe RAM or something is

2947
02:08:49,100 --> 02:08:53,460
a little bit faster, but it's not so much faster that I feel like it like my freaking

2948
02:08:53,460 --> 02:08:55,100
slim can't keep up with a pro.

2949
02:08:55,100 --> 02:08:56,100
Right.

2950
02:08:56,100 --> 02:08:57,100
Same game.

2951
02:08:57,100 --> 02:08:58,100
Right.

2952
02:08:58,100 --> 02:08:59,860
So it's not something you can do to yourself with it online.

2953
02:08:59,860 --> 02:09:00,860
Right.

2954
02:09:00,860 --> 02:09:02,860
I think it's more of a storage.

2955
02:09:02,860 --> 02:09:03,860
Yeah.

2956
02:09:03,860 --> 02:09:09,340
And Mike, and what I, yeah, to me, it's just like a, like a brand type of thing.

2957
02:09:09,340 --> 02:09:10,340
Yeah.

2958
02:09:10,340 --> 02:09:11,340
This is the pro.

2959
02:09:11,340 --> 02:09:12,340
Like they hear pro, right?

2960
02:09:12,340 --> 02:09:15,340
They think like, oh, this is the elite version of the right.

2961
02:09:15,340 --> 02:09:18,580
But it's just because if they had a third tier, the people would be go buy in that too.

2962
02:09:18,580 --> 02:09:19,580
Right.

2963
02:09:19,580 --> 02:09:23,580
It's like, it comes with 0.0001% upgrades to everything.

2964
02:09:23,580 --> 02:09:28,380
It's the pro elite, the pro elite, like the elite pro.

2965
02:09:28,380 --> 02:09:29,380
Yeah.

2966
02:09:29,380 --> 02:09:30,380
It'd have to be the elite pro.

2967
02:09:30,380 --> 02:09:31,980
Like, Oh my, the elite pro.

2968
02:09:31,980 --> 02:09:32,980
Holy shit.

2969
02:09:32,980 --> 02:09:33,980
That's even better than the pro.

2970
02:09:33,980 --> 02:09:34,980
Yeah.

2971
02:09:34,980 --> 02:09:35,980
Cause it's not much of a difference as far as I know.

2972
02:09:35,980 --> 02:09:39,380
No, if they played the same games, I'm getting the fucking cheapest one.

2973
02:09:39,380 --> 02:09:43,980
Unless it's something significant, like the fact that the really cheap one is discless.

2974
02:09:43,980 --> 02:09:44,980
Yes.

2975
02:09:44,980 --> 02:09:45,980
That's a different, yeah.

2976
02:09:45,980 --> 02:09:46,980
Yeah.

2977
02:09:46,980 --> 02:09:47,980
Yeah.

2978
02:09:47,980 --> 02:09:48,980
Cause if it's discless, I don't want it.

2979
02:09:48,980 --> 02:09:51,620
I gotta have at least a disc for some day, at least for DVDs.

2980
02:09:51,620 --> 02:09:56,420
Plus, if you want the physical copies of games, mostly now the way PlayStation is with their

2981
02:09:56,420 --> 02:09:59,060
removing things from catalogs.

2982
02:09:59,060 --> 02:10:00,940
Now I'm getting the disc regardless.

2983
02:10:00,940 --> 02:10:02,620
Where's my damn game?

2984
02:10:02,620 --> 02:10:03,620
Where's my movies are gone?

2985
02:10:03,620 --> 02:10:04,620
Oh yeah.

2986
02:10:04,620 --> 02:10:06,820
I lost all my movies a long time ago.

2987
02:10:06,820 --> 02:10:07,820
It's just crazy.

2988
02:10:07,820 --> 02:10:08,820
Tough.

2989
02:10:08,820 --> 02:10:13,740
Especially what if you had like a huge fucking library, like 700 movies.

2990
02:10:13,740 --> 02:10:15,980
And then like even half of them gone.

2991
02:10:15,980 --> 02:10:16,980
Wiped out of existence.

2992
02:10:16,980 --> 02:10:18,580
Oh, it sucks so bad.

2993
02:10:18,580 --> 02:10:23,300
And then it's like, eh, there's no response to what happened.

2994
02:10:23,300 --> 02:10:26,740
So PlayStation is like, and?

2995
02:10:26,740 --> 02:10:27,740
Fucking and?

2996
02:10:27,740 --> 02:10:29,740
You're still gonna play as ancient?

2997
02:10:29,740 --> 02:10:30,740
Yes.

2998
02:10:30,740 --> 02:10:31,740
Well then shut the fuck up.

2999
02:10:31,740 --> 02:10:34,740
Literally start playing ball in your eyes now.

3000
02:10:34,740 --> 02:10:36,460
Plus like PlayStation has what?

3001
02:10:36,460 --> 02:10:39,060
Like four levels of PlayStation Plus now.

3002
02:10:39,060 --> 02:10:40,660
Oh fuck yes.

3003
02:10:40,660 --> 02:10:45,940
Like fucking 18 levels of like, the version was $117 up to $1,019.

3004
02:10:45,940 --> 02:10:46,940
Right.

3005
02:10:46,940 --> 02:10:48,900
It's like, God damn PlayStation Plus.

3006
02:10:48,900 --> 02:10:50,580
Why do you get so fucking expensive?

3007
02:10:50,580 --> 02:10:52,860
But there are, there's like four levels to the shit now.

3008
02:10:52,860 --> 02:10:53,860
It's stupid.

3009
02:10:53,860 --> 02:10:54,860
I actually had the highest one for a while.

3010
02:10:54,860 --> 02:10:55,860
Did you?

3011
02:10:55,860 --> 02:10:58,300
But I was like, man, it's a lot for one year and the Christmas was rolling up.

3012
02:10:58,300 --> 02:10:59,300
Yeah.

3013
02:10:59,300 --> 02:11:00,580
Like, I don't know if I can afford this right now.

3014
02:11:00,580 --> 02:11:02,740
It's like, is it really worth it?

3015
02:11:02,740 --> 02:11:05,780
I mean, like you get the lowest level just for the online access.

3016
02:11:05,780 --> 02:11:06,780
Yes.

3017
02:11:06,780 --> 02:11:07,780
Like of everything.

3018
02:11:07,780 --> 02:11:08,780
Yes.

3019
02:11:08,780 --> 02:11:10,260
But if you want like the fucking creme de la creme.

3020
02:11:10,260 --> 02:11:13,580
But I don't even think they offer as much value for that.

3021
02:11:13,580 --> 02:11:19,300
They don't have the same lab value of games library as the Xbox live.

3022
02:11:19,300 --> 02:11:20,300
Right.

3023
02:11:20,300 --> 02:11:22,060
Their fucking Xbox game pass.

3024
02:11:22,060 --> 02:11:23,820
It's fucking phenomenal.

3025
02:11:23,820 --> 02:11:27,020
For PlayStation Plus game pass is nowhere near up to par.

3026
02:11:27,020 --> 02:11:30,620
Well, it's like, we'll give you these free games and all the free games are just shit.

3027
02:11:30,620 --> 02:11:31,620
Basically.

3028
02:11:31,620 --> 02:11:32,620
Yeah, that's the problem.

3029
02:11:32,620 --> 02:11:37,020
It's like, eh, cause I play for, I have a PlayStation Plus, but I don't pay for, I pay

3030
02:11:37,020 --> 02:11:41,380
for the base version just for the internet, which is stupid because you have your own

3031
02:11:41,380 --> 02:11:42,380
internet.

3032
02:11:42,380 --> 02:11:45,420
So why are you paying them to play internet games?

3033
02:11:45,420 --> 02:11:46,420
Like come on now.

3034
02:11:46,420 --> 02:11:47,660
Xbox don't even do that.

3035
02:11:47,660 --> 02:11:52,700
But you know how, you know how, you know how big Call of Duty is?

3036
02:11:52,700 --> 02:11:53,700
Yeah.

3037
02:11:53,700 --> 02:11:56,820
That their internet, theirs doesn't need the PlayStation Plus to play.

3038
02:11:56,820 --> 02:11:57,820
Yeah.

3039
02:11:57,820 --> 02:12:03,940
Like if you want to play Warzone, they're like, uh, they're colleges like, oh, they

3040
02:12:03,940 --> 02:12:05,860
get to play Warzone PlayStation Plus or not.

3041
02:12:05,860 --> 02:12:06,860
And PlayStation is like, okay.

3042
02:12:06,860 --> 02:12:11,940
Cause I've been playing Warzone with my cousins and I still don't have PlayStation Plus again.

3043
02:12:11,940 --> 02:12:14,860
Like that's how big Call of Duty is.

3044
02:12:14,860 --> 02:12:15,860
Yeah.

3045
02:12:15,860 --> 02:12:16,860
It's a game.

3046
02:12:16,860 --> 02:12:17,860
Fucking massive.

3047
02:12:17,860 --> 02:12:18,860
Yeah.

3048
02:12:18,860 --> 02:12:19,980
Uh, all right.

3049
02:12:19,980 --> 02:12:23,140
Next one is by I am the root of my evil.

3050
02:12:23,140 --> 02:12:30,140
This person puts, I know that this is going to probably be another, um, complainer, but,

3051
02:12:30,140 --> 02:12:37,540
uh, I know this is a tired rant, but Jesus, why does retail hate sitting so much?

3052
02:12:37,540 --> 02:12:40,100
I work open to close 12 hours a day.

3053
02:12:40,100 --> 02:12:42,580
I'm expected to stand the whole time.

3054
02:12:42,580 --> 02:12:47,240
Finally caved and brought the chair to the register because my back is killing me and

3055
02:12:47,240 --> 02:12:49,140
I don't want to keep eating ibuprofen.

3056
02:12:49,140 --> 02:12:50,140
Ouch.

3057
02:12:50,140 --> 02:12:54,860
Like, come on now that you're exaggerating just a little bit there.

3058
02:12:54,860 --> 02:12:57,620
I chew this shit like Tic Tacs.

3059
02:12:57,620 --> 02:12:59,500
Immediately I get texts.

3060
02:12:59,500 --> 02:13:00,500
Hey blank.

3061
02:13:00,500 --> 02:13:04,020
Who was just checking the cameras and saw you sitting.

3062
02:13:04,020 --> 02:13:05,460
You motherfucking watching me.

3063
02:13:05,460 --> 02:13:08,460
You need a medical accommodation for that.

3064
02:13:08,460 --> 02:13:13,820
So instead of a single day of resting my back and feet while the store is empty, I've got

3065
02:13:13,820 --> 02:13:18,000
doctor's appointments tomorrow to get set up to never have to stand again unless I'm

3066
02:13:18,000 --> 02:13:19,740
checking out a customer.

3067
02:13:19,740 --> 02:13:21,540
Sex to be them, I guess.

3068
02:13:21,540 --> 02:13:23,700
Like, come on now.

3069
02:13:23,700 --> 02:13:26,020
You know what you get into when you work for retail.

3070
02:13:26,020 --> 02:13:27,020
You stand.

3071
02:13:27,020 --> 02:13:28,460
It's a guy that wars on you.

3072
02:13:28,460 --> 02:13:30,260
Like unless you're on break or something.

3073
02:13:30,260 --> 02:13:34,820
Like I could see if they were forcing you to stand on your breaks, but come on now you

3074
02:13:34,820 --> 02:13:35,820
work in retail.

3075
02:13:35,820 --> 02:13:38,620
You have 12 hours is a long day, but.

3076
02:13:38,620 --> 02:13:40,860
That's a long fucking day to be dealing with people.

3077
02:13:40,860 --> 02:13:43,300
But you get to stand on the comfortable mats.

3078
02:13:43,300 --> 02:13:44,300
You get to.

3079
02:13:44,300 --> 02:13:45,700
Those are a lie by the way.

3080
02:13:45,700 --> 02:13:46,700
They're fucking brutal.

3081
02:13:46,700 --> 02:13:49,180
Did they do that?

3082
02:13:49,180 --> 02:13:52,580
Whatever Ergo, what's the word?

3083
02:13:52,580 --> 02:13:53,800
Ergonomics.

3084
02:13:53,800 --> 02:13:56,820
Whatever bullshit they put in them.

3085
02:13:56,820 --> 02:14:00,340
They make it worse than being fucking on sandpaper.

3086
02:14:00,340 --> 02:14:06,060
I'd really be on a fucking uneven rocks or pebbles than to be on those fucking mats.

3087
02:14:06,060 --> 02:14:09,900
I'd like built a beach at Al.

3088
02:14:09,900 --> 02:14:10,900
I don't know.

3089
02:14:10,900 --> 02:14:14,300
Like I've never like, I don't know why this woman one time, one of our old employees at

3090
02:14:14,300 --> 02:14:16,340
first, she was, she wasn't very long.

3091
02:14:16,340 --> 02:14:19,140
She's like, she works at this other place and she said she's on her feet all day and

3092
02:14:19,140 --> 02:14:20,580
she's fine with her.

3093
02:14:20,580 --> 02:14:22,740
Was her nice comfy shoes and her insoles and all that.

3094
02:14:22,740 --> 02:14:23,740
Yeah.

3095
02:14:23,740 --> 02:14:26,900
But like for some reason being at this register, like my back is because my feet are killing

3096
02:14:26,900 --> 02:14:27,900
me.

3097
02:14:27,900 --> 02:14:31,060
Like I'm like, oh shit, man, you're standing.

3098
02:14:31,060 --> 02:14:33,460
I'm just saying, you know, like, yeah, 12 hours a day.

3099
02:14:33,460 --> 02:14:37,700
That's, that's a long day, but I'm more worried about the human interaction.

3100
02:14:37,700 --> 02:14:38,700
Yeah.

3101
02:14:38,700 --> 02:14:39,700
Cause I'm almost a robot.

3102
02:14:39,700 --> 02:14:43,820
Like how many times could I keep functioning as a home human before I malfunction before

3103
02:14:43,820 --> 02:14:44,820
the sparks?

3104
02:14:44,820 --> 02:14:45,820
Yeah.

3105
02:14:45,820 --> 02:14:48,660
I say the wrong thing or something.

3106
02:14:48,660 --> 02:14:50,300
It's like the AI just takes over.

3107
02:14:50,300 --> 02:14:54,500
It's like, no, Karen, we're not going to do this.

3108
02:14:54,500 --> 02:14:55,500
Sorry, man.

3109
02:14:55,500 --> 02:14:58,860
I'll check the back for you and I come back and I'm just walking into a wall constantly

3110
02:14:58,860 --> 02:14:59,860
like a robot.

3111
02:14:59,860 --> 02:15:00,860
No, that would be hilarious.

3112
02:15:00,860 --> 02:15:01,860
Like a game village.

3113
02:15:01,860 --> 02:15:10,700
Next one is by affectionate owl for 42 person pits.

3114
02:15:10,700 --> 02:15:14,300
These two girls wanted to buy some mini cigars for context.

3115
02:15:14,300 --> 02:15:17,540
I'm a newer employee at a very corporate chain convenience store.

3116
02:15:17,540 --> 02:15:24,900
Now the thing is they looked about 14 and had no idea what they wanted.

3117
02:15:24,900 --> 02:15:28,140
They just pointed to the section that said one of those doesn't matter.

3118
02:15:28,140 --> 02:15:33,100
Now anyone in their right mind would card these people and legally I have to, but I

3119
02:15:33,100 --> 02:15:35,060
also went to the high school with them.

3120
02:15:35,060 --> 02:15:38,220
I was like two grades above them and I'm technically a minor.

3121
02:15:38,220 --> 02:15:44,140
I asked for ID and the girl started freaking out on me yelling and asked for my manager.

3122
02:15:44,140 --> 02:15:46,460
I said, I don't know if that's going to help girl.

3123
02:15:46,460 --> 02:15:47,980
He's going to ask for ID too.

3124
02:15:47,980 --> 02:15:54,500
I said, so you want to speak to my boss about not selling tobacco to a minor?

3125
02:15:54,500 --> 02:15:55,740
And the girl insisted.

3126
02:15:55,740 --> 02:15:57,580
My manager told her the same thing.

3127
02:15:57,580 --> 02:16:02,920
The girl proceeded to rant to rat out my coworker saying that the other lady always sells it

3128
02:16:02,920 --> 02:16:06,660
to her and she forgot her ID.

3129
02:16:06,660 --> 02:16:08,540
She continued to berate me until they left.

3130
02:16:08,540 --> 02:16:12,380
The other coworker comes out of the bathroom, she's like, I didn't do jack shit.

3131
02:16:12,380 --> 02:16:14,100
It's exactly what it would be.

3132
02:16:14,100 --> 02:16:17,580
She literally could have went to a tiny store around the corner down the street and gotten

3133
02:16:17,580 --> 02:16:20,620
them, but went to the giant corporate one.

3134
02:16:20,620 --> 02:16:25,620
The only upside to this is the lady behind her reassuring me and saying I handled it

3135
02:16:25,620 --> 02:16:26,620
well.

3136
02:16:26,620 --> 02:16:29,180
But my God, this happens all the time.

3137
02:16:29,180 --> 02:16:32,260
I just seen that the other day whenever I went into a convenience store, there was this

3138
02:16:32,260 --> 02:16:35,980
dude probably like maybe 15, 16.

3139
02:16:35,980 --> 02:16:36,980
He got, he went up there.

3140
02:16:36,980 --> 02:16:38,780
He's like, Hey, give me two of those Cigarellos.

3141
02:16:38,780 --> 02:16:39,780
Right?

3142
02:16:39,780 --> 02:16:40,780
No problem.

3143
02:16:40,780 --> 02:16:44,140
Well, the guy behind the counter, he's like, it's an old Asian dude.

3144
02:16:44,140 --> 02:16:46,940
He's like, how old are you?

3145
02:16:46,940 --> 02:16:50,860
And kid, he's like, man, motherfucker, you know how old I am.

3146
02:16:50,860 --> 02:16:53,180
He's like, no, no, no, I have to have ID.

3147
02:16:53,180 --> 02:16:55,180
The guy, man, fuck you.

3148
02:16:55,180 --> 02:16:56,900
So he guarded him?

3149
02:16:56,900 --> 02:16:57,900
Yeah.

3150
02:16:57,900 --> 02:16:58,900
Interesting.

3151
02:16:58,900 --> 02:17:01,060
And the guy behind the counter, he put the stuff back on the shelf.

3152
02:17:01,060 --> 02:17:03,860
He's like, I'm not losing my job.

3153
02:17:03,860 --> 02:17:04,860
Was it an actual corporate?

3154
02:17:04,860 --> 02:17:06,940
No, it was his own.

3155
02:17:06,940 --> 02:17:08,980
Like he'd lose his whole business if he sold it to kids.

3156
02:17:08,980 --> 02:17:09,980
Okay.

3157
02:17:09,980 --> 02:17:10,980
Just making sure.

3158
02:17:10,980 --> 02:17:12,580
Like he just wasn't doing it under the table like a lot of these people do.

3159
02:17:12,580 --> 02:17:13,580
Yeah.

3160
02:17:13,580 --> 02:17:14,580
That's what I was thinking.

3161
02:17:14,580 --> 02:17:15,580
Like he ain't got no problem.

3162
02:17:15,580 --> 02:17:17,460
He's like, no, no, no, there's always a little glitch in the camera.

3163
02:17:17,460 --> 02:17:20,980
Well, the guy, he told me, he said, he's tried this five times this month.

3164
02:17:20,980 --> 02:17:21,980
Jesus, man.

3165
02:17:21,980 --> 02:17:24,500
Cause he keeps supposedly forgetting his ID.

3166
02:17:24,500 --> 02:17:25,500
It's like, come on, dude.

3167
02:17:25,500 --> 02:17:31,540
Like if some, like even whenever, uh, at my job, uh, I'm saying what it is, but whenever

3168
02:17:31,540 --> 02:17:34,980
you have alcohol and stuff, you'd have to have an ID.

3169
02:17:34,980 --> 02:17:37,420
Even alcohol they deliver in my guy.

3170
02:17:37,420 --> 02:17:39,460
You never, you never have to leave your house.

3171
02:17:39,460 --> 02:17:44,060
You know how many winos are or there's a lot of white people out there where they have

3172
02:17:44,060 --> 02:17:45,660
it on a fucking schedule.

3173
02:17:45,660 --> 02:17:48,740
Oh, that shit comes weekly.

3174
02:17:48,740 --> 02:17:52,180
The freaking, uh, and not just one bottle of case.

3175
02:17:52,180 --> 02:17:54,780
Alexa's like, uh, it's about that time.

3176
02:17:54,780 --> 02:17:56,940
Your surprise getting low.

3177
02:17:56,940 --> 02:17:57,940
It knows the cycle.

3178
02:17:57,940 --> 02:17:58,940
It does.

3179
02:17:58,940 --> 02:17:59,940
These, these, these ladies, Jesus Christ.

3180
02:17:59,940 --> 02:18:01,900
Like, I don't know how much they drink.

3181
02:18:01,900 --> 02:18:04,020
It's like, you're not having parties every week.

3182
02:18:04,020 --> 02:18:05,340
Like they drinking that wine.

3183
02:18:05,340 --> 02:18:06,340
Damn, man.

3184
02:18:06,340 --> 02:18:07,340
Can't waste it.

3185
02:18:07,340 --> 02:18:08,340
You're considering their whole lifestyle.

3186
02:18:08,340 --> 02:18:09,340
I wonder they got nice houses.

3187
02:18:09,340 --> 02:18:10,340
So it's cool.

3188
02:18:10,340 --> 02:18:11,340
So you're not going to have to do that.

3189
02:18:11,340 --> 02:18:12,340
You're going to have to do that.

3190
02:18:12,340 --> 02:18:14,340
You're going to have to get a nice house and so it's cool.

3191
02:18:14,340 --> 02:18:15,340
So you're getting drunk.

3192
02:18:15,340 --> 02:18:16,340
Exactly.

3193
02:18:16,340 --> 02:18:19,060
What about the mutton, the monotony of it would get boring.

3194
02:18:19,060 --> 02:18:24,420
Like especially like those people that live in like this sort of like cookie cutter, like

3195
02:18:24,420 --> 02:18:26,940
almost like on eggshells type lifestyle.

3196
02:18:26,940 --> 02:18:27,940
Yeah.

3197
02:18:27,940 --> 02:18:33,180
Well, like even though you're married to this man or woman, you don't really know each other

3198
02:18:33,180 --> 02:18:34,980
in that type of intimate way.

3199
02:18:34,980 --> 02:18:35,980
That's like real.

3200
02:18:35,980 --> 02:18:36,980
Right.

3201
02:18:36,980 --> 02:18:39,940
So it's almost like they're living, they're each living, like they're, they're trying

3202
02:18:39,940 --> 02:18:41,540
to be their best version all the time.

3203
02:18:41,540 --> 02:18:42,540
Right.

3204
02:18:42,540 --> 02:18:43,740
Instead of being real with each other.

3205
02:18:43,740 --> 02:18:47,180
So sometimes they have some of the outlets are just getting fucking plastered while the

3206
02:18:47,180 --> 02:18:48,620
husband's away at work.

3207
02:18:48,620 --> 02:18:51,460
So you desperate housewives is a name for a reason.

3208
02:18:51,460 --> 02:18:52,460
Who's working?

3209
02:18:52,460 --> 02:18:53,460
They exist.

3210
02:18:53,460 --> 02:18:56,180
They pull that shit out and they don't make that shit up.

3211
02:18:56,180 --> 02:18:57,180
They pull out of reality.

3212
02:18:57,180 --> 02:18:58,180
Yes, they do.

3213
02:18:58,180 --> 02:19:01,180
Next one is by Sam 73020.

3214
02:19:01,180 --> 02:19:02,700
It's first in pits.

3215
02:19:02,700 --> 02:19:04,180
We'll know my word today.

3216
02:19:04,180 --> 02:19:06,220
15 minutes before we open.

3217
02:19:06,220 --> 02:19:07,220
I closed last night.

3218
02:19:07,220 --> 02:19:11,340
So basically I just had to put my stuff away, punch in, do a few quick things and I'm ready

3219
02:19:11,340 --> 02:19:12,340
to open.

3220
02:19:12,340 --> 02:19:15,900
I'm usually ready to go pretty quickly and open the door a little, open the store a little

3221
02:19:15,900 --> 02:19:18,860
early, but not today.

3222
02:19:18,860 --> 02:19:23,780
I just pulled into work and there's a guy in his truck waiting for us to open first.

3223
02:19:23,780 --> 02:19:25,460
First thing in the morning.

3224
02:19:25,460 --> 02:19:30,380
So sometimes they feel like embarrassed to come in right at the, at the, out the gate.

3225
02:19:30,380 --> 02:19:31,380
Right.

3226
02:19:31,380 --> 02:19:32,380
They see me open the door.

3227
02:19:32,380 --> 02:19:33,820
They're like, I'll wait a few minutes.

3228
02:19:33,820 --> 02:19:34,820
Yeah.

3229
02:19:34,820 --> 02:19:39,180
He's a regular customer and knows we open up at 10 a.m. but whatever.

3230
02:19:39,180 --> 02:19:43,180
I walk past his car, not making eye contact and get into the store, relocking the door

3231
02:19:43,180 --> 02:19:44,440
behind me.

3232
02:19:44,440 --> 02:19:47,700
This guy proceeds to get out of his truck, walk to the door and then stands in front

3233
02:19:47,700 --> 02:19:50,420
of the door and watch me through the glass as I get things ready.

3234
02:19:50,420 --> 02:19:51,420
Fucking psycho, man.

3235
02:19:51,420 --> 02:19:59,140
I went to the back, drink my coffee and waited until exactly 10 a.m. to open the door.

3236
02:19:59,140 --> 02:20:02,660
If he had just chilled in his car, gave me space, he could have gotten in five minutes

3237
02:20:02,660 --> 02:20:06,380
early because I usually open early if I'm ready.

3238
02:20:06,380 --> 02:20:11,700
Title customers trying to rush me usually makes me mysteriously go slower.

3239
02:20:11,700 --> 02:20:16,620
Whenever I unlocked the door and put out the open flag and a sign, I said a quick greeting

3240
02:20:16,620 --> 02:20:19,540
and asked if he knew we opened at 10 a.m.

3241
02:20:19,540 --> 02:20:22,780
Him, yeah, I know, but I don't have a watch or phone on me.

3242
02:20:22,780 --> 02:20:25,220
So I waited here to see when you'd open.

3243
02:20:25,220 --> 02:20:27,020
It's like, okay.

3244
02:20:27,020 --> 02:20:28,940
I pointed to the flag and the sign.

3245
02:20:28,940 --> 02:20:31,340
He just watched me put out.

3246
02:20:31,340 --> 02:20:33,980
And then me, those might let you know.

3247
02:20:33,980 --> 02:20:37,180
But let's go and find the flames.

3248
02:20:37,180 --> 02:20:38,180
Right.

3249
02:20:38,180 --> 02:20:40,260
Let him be.

3250
02:20:40,260 --> 02:20:44,020
And last one for today is by Beauty from Ashes.

3251
02:20:44,020 --> 02:20:46,540
I'm trying to try to be poetic here.

3252
02:20:46,540 --> 02:20:47,540
Huh?

3253
02:20:47,540 --> 02:20:50,980
First and first, today I was ringing up a customer at these customers.

3254
02:20:50,980 --> 02:20:53,820
I noticed their box of frozen egg rolls were open.

3255
02:20:53,820 --> 02:20:54,900
The plastic bag was sealed.

3256
02:20:54,900 --> 02:20:56,960
So technically the product wasn't damaged.

3257
02:20:56,960 --> 02:20:59,100
And it is, of course, safe to consume.

3258
02:20:59,100 --> 02:21:03,940
But I thought I'd still ask the customers if they'd like to grab another box.

3259
02:21:03,940 --> 02:21:07,180
They angrily said, they're all open like that.

3260
02:21:07,180 --> 02:21:09,940
I told them I was sorry for the inconvenience.

3261
02:21:09,940 --> 02:21:11,680
The woman asked for a discount.

3262
02:21:11,680 --> 02:21:12,680
Of course they did.

3263
02:21:12,680 --> 02:21:14,700
They ripped it to shreds, probably.

3264
02:21:14,700 --> 02:21:15,700
Exactly.

3265
02:21:15,700 --> 02:21:17,620
The woman asked for a discount on the item.

3266
02:21:17,620 --> 02:21:21,760
I'm still relatively new, so I called over my coworker to ask her opinion.

3267
02:21:21,760 --> 02:21:24,700
My coworker mentioned how that wasn't anything wrong with the item.

3268
02:21:24,700 --> 02:21:28,740
But because the box was opened, we'd probably add it to our donation box.

3269
02:21:28,740 --> 02:21:33,580
The customer rudely goes, so just donate them to me then.

3270
02:21:33,580 --> 02:21:37,460
My coworker and I stared at each other and then looked back at the couple.

3271
02:21:37,460 --> 02:21:40,100
I said, I'm really sorry, but I can't do that.

3272
02:21:40,100 --> 02:21:42,700
Karen goes, well, why not?

3273
02:21:42,700 --> 02:21:46,100
Yeah, she's just going for it, huh?

3274
02:21:46,100 --> 02:21:51,620
At this point, I paged for my manager because I wasn't in the mood for the shenanigans.

3275
02:21:51,620 --> 02:21:53,500
And of course my manager backs me up.

3276
02:21:53,500 --> 02:21:55,980
No, sorry, we can't donate this item to you.

3277
02:21:55,980 --> 02:21:56,980
Have a great night.

3278
02:21:56,980 --> 02:22:01,500
He gets on her broomstick and flies away.

3279
02:22:01,500 --> 02:22:03,220
You're hearing from me again?

3280
02:22:03,220 --> 02:22:07,300
And then the first comment, if you did donate it to them, they'd come back and open all

3281
02:22:07,300 --> 02:22:10,740
the boxes the next time and insist to be given them.

3282
02:22:10,740 --> 02:22:15,820
Yeah, that's a thousand percent what these people would do.

3283
02:22:15,820 --> 02:22:17,340
They'll rip it to rib-a-bagels.

3284
02:22:17,340 --> 02:22:19,380
Just rip the boxes all to hell.

3285
02:22:19,380 --> 02:22:20,380
All these bags are open.

3286
02:22:20,380 --> 02:22:22,340
All these boxes are fucking torn to shit.

3287
02:22:22,340 --> 02:22:23,820
Can't I have them?

3288
02:22:23,820 --> 02:22:24,820
Can't I have them?

3289
02:22:24,820 --> 02:22:27,540
Somebody's got shit stains on them.

3290
02:22:27,540 --> 02:22:29,340
You see their fingers are brown saying?

3291
02:22:29,340 --> 02:22:35,460
If you really just look slowly, everything she said, you slowly notice that something

3292
02:22:35,460 --> 02:22:39,140
about her, like someone cut these fucking bags to shit.

3293
02:22:39,140 --> 02:22:42,340
You see a fucking pocket knife coming out of her pocket with scratch marks all over

3294
02:22:42,340 --> 02:22:43,340
it.

3295
02:22:43,340 --> 02:22:47,980
They're covered in mud, it looks like, mud on her shoes.

3296
02:22:47,980 --> 02:22:49,300
There's everything she said.

3297
02:22:49,300 --> 02:22:52,900
You notice something about her that gives away that it was her.

3298
02:22:52,900 --> 02:22:59,580
I don't even really like oatmeal, but I'll take it in her shirt says I love oatmeal.

3299
02:22:59,580 --> 02:23:05,980
She's got oatmeal in the corner of her mouth.

3300
02:23:05,980 --> 02:23:06,980
Very true.

3301
02:23:06,980 --> 02:23:10,420
You don't ever, that's why that one guy, he's like, they're like, Faye, you don't look at

3302
02:23:10,420 --> 02:23:12,420
them, you don't apologize, you don't.

3303
02:23:12,420 --> 02:23:17,660
I think one of the worst, the worst offenders of retail are the ones that used to be retail.

3304
02:23:17,660 --> 02:23:18,660
Yes.

3305
02:23:18,660 --> 02:23:20,820
And they don't, they don't like remember.

3306
02:23:20,820 --> 02:23:21,820
What it's like?

3307
02:23:21,820 --> 02:23:22,820
Yeah.

3308
02:23:22,820 --> 02:23:24,860
It's like even worse than a normal person would.

3309
02:23:24,860 --> 02:23:29,620
It was like, well, whenever I was in a store doing this, I would do this.

3310
02:23:29,620 --> 02:23:30,620
Basically, yeah.

3311
02:23:30,620 --> 02:23:34,060
It's like, I don't give a fuck what you would do.

3312
02:23:34,060 --> 02:23:35,980
I don't see your name tag anywhere on you.

3313
02:23:35,980 --> 02:23:41,860
See, I get that too whenever I, for my job, where it'll be, well, whenever I was doing

3314
02:23:41,860 --> 02:23:46,620
that, what I would do, it's like, I'm gonna fuck what you would do motherfucker.

3315
02:23:46,620 --> 02:23:47,620
Do you do it now?

3316
02:23:47,620 --> 02:23:49,100
No, you don't, shut the fuck up.

3317
02:23:49,100 --> 02:23:50,100
It's always the-

3318
02:23:50,100 --> 02:23:51,380
Sign this package and shut the hell up.

3319
02:23:51,380 --> 02:23:55,700
It's always that one person too that worked there for like a year.

3320
02:23:55,700 --> 02:23:56,700
Like three months.

3321
02:23:56,700 --> 02:23:57,700
Right.

3322
02:23:57,700 --> 02:23:59,060
And then they just, they got, they phased out.

3323
02:23:59,060 --> 02:24:02,300
And it's like, I've been here for nine and a half, almost 10 years.

3324
02:24:02,300 --> 02:24:03,300
It's like, fuck yourself.

3325
02:24:03,300 --> 02:24:06,380
It's like, you didn't retire from the company.

3326
02:24:06,380 --> 02:24:08,500
What are you talking about?

3327
02:24:08,500 --> 02:24:10,020
Like if somebody had been at a company-

3328
02:24:10,020 --> 02:24:11,580
They hire you for smoking weed in the truck.

3329
02:24:11,580 --> 02:24:13,220
What the hell are you talking about?

3330
02:24:13,220 --> 02:24:14,220
Right.

3331
02:24:14,220 --> 02:24:15,220
Where it's different.

3332
02:24:15,220 --> 02:24:19,100
Like if somebody retired after 30 years of being at a company, it's like, well, back

3333
02:24:19,100 --> 02:24:22,060
whenever I was working there, that we still had this policy.

3334
02:24:22,060 --> 02:24:23,780
It's like, okay, we don't have that now.

3335
02:24:23,780 --> 02:24:26,260
You know, like you can at least have a conversation with them.

3336
02:24:26,260 --> 02:24:27,260
Right.

3337
02:24:27,260 --> 02:24:30,220
But it's always that person that was there for like less than a year where it's like,

3338
02:24:30,220 --> 02:24:34,340
well, you're supposed to, it's like, bitch, you ain't even here.

3339
02:24:34,340 --> 02:24:38,060
Same thing goes with like retail where whenever I worked for a parts company, where it's like,

3340
02:24:38,060 --> 02:24:42,540
but the warranty says, well, the warranty hasn't changed in the last four years I've

3341
02:24:42,540 --> 02:24:43,540
been here.

3342
02:24:43,540 --> 02:24:44,540
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

3343
02:24:44,540 --> 02:24:45,540
Yeah.

3344
02:24:45,540 --> 02:24:46,540
Over here making shit up.

3345
02:24:46,540 --> 02:24:50,140
Or like they always say like, I always get that item here.

3346
02:24:50,140 --> 02:24:51,140
So that you fucking lied to me.

3347
02:24:51,140 --> 02:24:54,140
It's like, I don't know when because it wasn't recently.

3348
02:24:54,140 --> 02:24:55,140
Yeah.

3349
02:24:55,140 --> 02:24:57,740
Like it'd be like an item that I haven't seen in like a year.

3350
02:24:57,740 --> 02:24:59,420
And like, I always get it here.

3351
02:24:59,420 --> 02:25:00,420
I got here yesterday.

3352
02:25:00,420 --> 02:25:02,740
No, you got danged in.

3353
02:25:02,740 --> 02:25:05,500
It makes it easier now because I also do the truck unloading the truck, right?

3354
02:25:05,500 --> 02:25:06,860
So I see every item rolling in.

3355
02:25:06,860 --> 02:25:07,860
Yeah.

3356
02:25:07,860 --> 02:25:08,860
Like, don't you lie to me.

3357
02:25:08,860 --> 02:25:09,860
You didn't see those two damn chips here.

3358
02:25:09,860 --> 02:25:12,860
It's like, well, I sure as shit didn't see them here.

3359
02:25:12,860 --> 02:25:14,740
And I'm the one unloading everything.

3360
02:25:14,740 --> 02:25:16,740
They'd be like, well, you can't see all the box.

3361
02:25:16,740 --> 02:25:17,820
Yes, you can see all the box.

3362
02:25:17,820 --> 02:25:19,780
Even if you're not unloading all of them.

3363
02:25:19,780 --> 02:25:21,340
You see everything rolling down the line.

3364
02:25:21,340 --> 02:25:22,340
Yep, you do.

3365
02:25:22,340 --> 02:25:25,140
And you grab a box and someone else grabs another box.

3366
02:25:25,140 --> 02:25:26,620
You still see them all.

3367
02:25:26,620 --> 02:25:30,440
Like where I work, you learn what boxes different companies have.

3368
02:25:30,440 --> 02:25:32,620
Like they have a specific look to them.

3369
02:25:32,620 --> 02:25:34,820
Like even out of your peripheral vision.

3370
02:25:34,820 --> 02:25:37,180
We can see the fucking Hot Wheels box coming down the line.

3371
02:25:37,180 --> 02:25:38,180
Oh, there it is.

3372
02:25:38,180 --> 02:25:39,180
There's the Hot Wheels box.

3373
02:25:39,180 --> 02:25:41,820
It's a Hot Wheels box.

3374
02:25:41,820 --> 02:25:42,820
Just big letters.

3375
02:25:42,820 --> 02:25:44,820
It's 72 pieces.

3376
02:25:44,820 --> 02:25:47,620
72 fucking Hot Wheels packed in a tiny fucking box.

3377
02:25:47,620 --> 02:25:48,620
And they're heavy too.

3378
02:25:48,620 --> 02:25:49,620
Huh?

3379
02:25:49,620 --> 02:25:50,620
Not really.

3380
02:25:50,620 --> 02:25:51,620
Not yours?

3381
02:25:51,620 --> 02:25:52,620
No.

3382
02:25:52,620 --> 02:25:53,620
See, I'm used to the other kind that we get.

3383
02:25:53,620 --> 02:25:54,620
Like made of actual metal?

3384
02:25:54,620 --> 02:25:56,100
No, we get the big boxes.

3385
02:25:56,100 --> 02:25:58,300
Oh, we got a tiny box of 72 pieces.

3386
02:25:58,300 --> 02:25:59,300
Just a tiny one?

3387
02:25:59,300 --> 02:26:00,300
Yeah.

3388
02:26:00,300 --> 02:26:01,300
It's only 72 items.

3389
02:26:01,300 --> 02:26:02,300
Oh, OK.

3390
02:26:02,300 --> 02:26:03,300
I didn't even think about that.

3391
02:26:03,300 --> 02:26:04,300
Yeah.

3392
02:26:04,300 --> 02:26:05,300
That wouldn't be too bad.

3393
02:26:05,300 --> 02:26:06,300
They compact it real fucking light.

3394
02:26:06,300 --> 02:26:07,300
Yeah.

3395
02:26:07,300 --> 02:26:08,300
And like you just put it in the corner somewhere.

3396
02:26:08,300 --> 02:26:12,380
And then you have a guy calling saying, that better fucking be there.

3397
02:26:12,380 --> 02:26:15,700
I'm about to fucking put a boot up someone's ass.

3398
02:26:15,700 --> 02:26:17,660
Like, all right, bro.

3399
02:26:17,660 --> 02:26:18,660
You go right ahead.

3400
02:26:18,660 --> 02:26:21,220
It's like, it's not worth it.

3401
02:26:21,220 --> 02:26:25,140
I've had fistfights before and I've had a fistfight with two cans of peas in my hands.

3402
02:26:25,140 --> 02:26:27,100
I guarantee I'll win.

3403
02:26:27,100 --> 02:26:30,420
Get those big old cans of gonzo beans.

3404
02:26:30,420 --> 02:26:33,420
Start fucking swinging.

3405
02:26:33,420 --> 02:26:34,740
Hey, y'all have cleaners too.

3406
02:26:34,740 --> 02:26:36,620
It's like starting to spray the shit.

3407
02:26:36,620 --> 02:26:37,620
I don't fight fair at all.

3408
02:26:37,620 --> 02:26:38,620
Hell no.

3409
02:26:38,620 --> 02:26:41,060
I'll grab a fucking knife and poke your eyes out.

3410
02:26:41,060 --> 02:26:45,660
Well, that's why I find it funny whenever it's like, there's always this kind of people

3411
02:26:45,660 --> 02:26:47,220
that you work with and stuff.

3412
02:26:47,220 --> 02:26:48,220
It's like, I know karate.

3413
02:26:48,220 --> 02:26:49,220
I know martial arts.

3414
02:26:49,220 --> 02:26:50,220
Bitch, I'll fight unfair.

3415
02:26:50,220 --> 02:26:51,220
I don't care.

3416
02:26:51,220 --> 02:26:53,220
It's like kick to the dick.

3417
02:26:53,220 --> 02:26:56,380
It's like, I ain't fighting fair.

3418
02:26:56,380 --> 02:26:57,380
Like, who the fuck?

3419
02:26:57,380 --> 02:27:00,780
I'm about to grab off one of these fucking beer mugs out of the fucking glass thing and

3420
02:27:00,780 --> 02:27:02,500
crack your dome open.

3421
02:27:02,500 --> 02:27:05,940
Hopefully the handle won't break in my hand and cut me too.

3422
02:27:05,940 --> 02:27:07,900
Even if it does.

3423
02:27:07,900 --> 02:27:13,100
Because those heavy pieces of glass, those heavy fucking beer mugs across someone's fucking

3424
02:27:13,100 --> 02:27:14,100
eyeballs.

3425
02:27:14,100 --> 02:27:15,100
Man.

3426
02:27:15,100 --> 02:27:16,100
It wouldn't even shatter either.

3427
02:27:16,100 --> 02:27:17,100
Hopefully it does.

3428
02:27:17,100 --> 02:27:19,780
Look all over his fucking face.

3429
02:27:19,780 --> 02:27:22,340
But it's always like, that's the one thing with martial arts.

3430
02:27:22,340 --> 02:27:23,340
Even like, you have to-

3431
02:27:23,340 --> 02:27:25,140
Shit, I'm probably going to spray you with the bottle Windex.

3432
02:27:25,140 --> 02:27:26,620
That's what I'm saying.

3433
02:27:26,620 --> 02:27:27,620
On stream.

3434
02:27:27,620 --> 02:27:28,620
Where you just turn into a stream.

3435
02:27:28,620 --> 02:27:29,620
On stream.

3436
02:27:29,620 --> 02:27:32,620
And why stop with the Windex?

3437
02:27:32,620 --> 02:27:33,620
Go get the bleach.

3438
02:27:33,620 --> 02:27:35,620
I don't want to light them on fire.

3439
02:27:35,620 --> 02:27:36,620
Bleach?

3440
02:27:36,620 --> 02:27:37,980
Is that flammable?

3441
02:27:37,980 --> 02:27:38,980
No.

3442
02:27:38,980 --> 02:27:39,980
Damn.

3443
02:27:39,980 --> 02:27:40,980
That was one of my plans.

3444
02:27:40,980 --> 02:27:41,980
No.

3445
02:27:41,980 --> 02:27:44,740
You just start a fire with bleach all of a sudden.

3446
02:27:44,740 --> 02:27:47,740
You're over here trying to light the bleach and it won't light.

3447
02:27:47,740 --> 02:27:48,740
Damn it.

3448
02:27:48,740 --> 02:27:49,740
You saw lighters too, sir.

3449
02:27:49,740 --> 02:27:50,740
You got all that.

3450
02:27:50,740 --> 02:27:51,740
Damn near everything.

3451
02:27:51,740 --> 02:27:52,740
Yeah.

3452
02:27:52,740 --> 02:27:53,740
But that's what I'm saying.

3453
02:27:53,740 --> 02:27:57,340
All I'm saying is I just want to go to work and be left alone.

3454
02:27:57,340 --> 02:27:58,340
Yes.

3455
02:27:58,340 --> 02:28:01,380
I don't want to have to have a fucking fight with somebody for nothing.

3456
02:28:01,380 --> 02:28:03,620
Or have to fucking stop a fire.

3457
02:28:03,620 --> 02:28:08,460
Or fucking pull a people out of a car and resuscitate it with mouth to mouth resuscitation.

3458
02:28:08,460 --> 02:28:10,180
I just want to go to work.

3459
02:28:10,180 --> 02:28:11,860
I'm not trained or qualified for that.

3460
02:28:11,860 --> 02:28:13,780
I just want to go to work and go home.

3461
02:28:13,780 --> 02:28:15,460
It's like I'm not emergency medical.

3462
02:28:15,460 --> 02:28:16,460
I can't help you.

3463
02:28:16,460 --> 02:28:17,460
I'm not a fucking police officer.

3464
02:28:17,460 --> 02:28:21,380
I'm not going to chase down a fucking... If a guy walks out with a pile of fucking shit

3465
02:28:21,380 --> 02:28:22,380
like, hey, don't come back in here.

3466
02:28:22,380 --> 02:28:23,380
I'll call the cops.

3467
02:28:23,380 --> 02:28:24,500
And be on his day.

3468
02:28:24,500 --> 02:28:28,220
We're not even allowed to fucking stop him anymore.

3469
02:28:28,220 --> 02:28:29,820
Which that's almost all retail now.

3470
02:28:29,820 --> 02:28:30,820
You're not allowed to stop the customer.

3471
02:28:30,820 --> 02:28:31,820
Have a good day.

3472
02:28:31,820 --> 02:28:35,380
Now, if a customer wants to stop a customer... Hey man, if they want to call this...

3473
02:28:35,380 --> 02:28:36,380
Go ahead.

3474
02:28:36,380 --> 02:28:39,300
I'm not going to get stabbed for fucking nothing.

3475
02:28:39,300 --> 02:28:42,860
Like I've seen that whenever I was still with retail, thank God I'm not anymore.

3476
02:28:42,860 --> 02:28:46,620
But where I've actually seen somebody clothesline somebody out.

3477
02:28:46,620 --> 02:28:48,660
That shit was funny.

3478
02:28:48,660 --> 02:28:52,020
Because the guy, this little dude, he got something.

3479
02:28:52,020 --> 02:28:53,860
He is at the parts store.

3480
02:28:53,860 --> 02:28:57,900
He grabbed a... It was something stupid but expensive.

3481
02:28:57,900 --> 02:28:58,900
Like something electronic.

3482
02:28:58,900 --> 02:29:00,180
What is that?

3483
02:29:00,180 --> 02:29:02,980
Grabbed it or started looking into that front door.

3484
02:29:02,980 --> 02:29:05,980
And there's a customer that was a regular.

3485
02:29:05,980 --> 02:29:09,460
He just put his hand out and just caught that little motherfucker in the neck.

3486
02:29:09,460 --> 02:29:12,340
You just could see his legs go out.

3487
02:29:12,340 --> 02:29:13,340
Damn.

3488
02:29:13,340 --> 02:29:18,980
He gets up after... But he hits so hard on one of those hard, tiled concrete surfaces.

3489
02:29:18,980 --> 02:29:19,980
Where it's, oh.

3490
02:29:19,980 --> 02:29:22,340
Man, did he crack his head open?

3491
02:29:22,340 --> 02:29:24,220
No, he landed on his back.

3492
02:29:24,220 --> 02:29:25,220
Oh, okay.

3493
02:29:25,220 --> 02:29:26,220
But the shit...

3494
02:29:26,220 --> 02:29:27,220
That fucking hurt.

3495
02:29:27,220 --> 02:29:28,580
Well, what he was carrying went flying.

3496
02:29:28,580 --> 02:29:29,580
Bet it did.

3497
02:29:29,580 --> 02:29:32,660
He got up, ran underneath that dude's arms.

3498
02:29:32,660 --> 02:29:35,060
It ran up the door like a little crack fiend.

3499
02:29:35,060 --> 02:29:36,060
Damn, man.

3500
02:29:36,060 --> 02:29:37,540
Imagine if you had kept it in his hand.

3501
02:29:37,540 --> 02:29:39,020
It was better hand than a half back.

3502
02:29:39,020 --> 02:29:42,020
He was still with the item in his hand.

3503
02:29:42,020 --> 02:29:43,020
It's like, oh damn.

3504
02:29:43,020 --> 02:29:45,060
You're going to be on a football team now.

3505
02:29:45,060 --> 02:29:47,300
I guess some people get offended because why does he get to steal?

3506
02:29:47,300 --> 02:29:48,300
I got to pay for this stuff.

3507
02:29:48,300 --> 02:29:49,300
Right.

3508
02:29:49,300 --> 02:29:50,300
So they feel like they got to fight.

3509
02:29:50,300 --> 02:29:51,300
Just let him go, man.

3510
02:29:51,300 --> 02:29:52,300
I just found it funny.

3511
02:29:52,300 --> 02:29:56,180
It's like that dude was not expecting to get clotheslined.

3512
02:29:56,180 --> 02:29:57,180
Bet not.

3513
02:29:57,180 --> 02:30:00,820
It's because the dude that stopped him was like... He was bigger than me.

3514
02:30:00,820 --> 02:30:03,700
He just put his arm around him.

3515
02:30:03,700 --> 02:30:04,700
Like, oh.

3516
02:30:04,700 --> 02:30:10,100
Because I caught him in the top part of his chest and then up by his Adam's apple.

3517
02:30:10,100 --> 02:30:12,220
It was like, oh.

3518
02:30:12,220 --> 02:30:14,980
That dude's arm didn't move at all, but he went flying.

3519
02:30:14,980 --> 02:30:18,380
I remember this one customer trying to... He was trying to have a fist fight.

3520
02:30:18,380 --> 02:30:19,380
I think I told you that story.

3521
02:30:19,380 --> 02:30:25,180
The guy was doing the boxing stand and he was like... Doing the boxer walk around.

3522
02:30:25,180 --> 02:30:26,180
Right.

3523
02:30:26,180 --> 02:30:27,180
Like, oh, you're kidding me.

3524
02:30:27,180 --> 02:30:30,860
I think we were fucking dancing in the damn parking lot like two fucking crazy people.

3525
02:30:30,860 --> 02:30:32,940
I'm like, man, just let it go.

3526
02:30:32,940 --> 02:30:33,940
Retail's crazy.

3527
02:30:33,940 --> 02:30:36,140
Hey, be glad you don't have Walmart.

3528
02:30:36,140 --> 02:30:37,700
Walmart's probably one of the craziest.

3529
02:30:37,700 --> 02:30:38,700
Yeah.

3530
02:30:38,700 --> 02:30:41,460
Well, now it's the holiday season, so now it's the end game.

3531
02:30:41,460 --> 02:30:42,460
Oh, yeah.

3532
02:30:42,460 --> 02:30:43,460
You know Infinity War?

3533
02:30:43,460 --> 02:30:44,460
Oh, no.

3534
02:30:44,460 --> 02:30:46,620
It's going to be like the episode of South Park.

3535
02:30:46,620 --> 02:30:49,420
Oh, like the actual fight at the mall?

3536
02:30:49,420 --> 02:30:52,100
That's all it's going to be.

3537
02:30:52,100 --> 02:30:53,500
It's time that we got to get ready.

3538
02:30:53,500 --> 02:30:55,780
We don't have enough employees for it either.

3539
02:30:55,780 --> 02:30:56,780
Yeah.

3540
02:30:56,780 --> 02:30:59,140
God forbid we start getting any kind of ice.

3541
02:30:59,140 --> 02:31:02,180
Oh, that's going to be bad.

3542
02:31:02,180 --> 02:31:05,660
If we get any ice, at least I can walk to work and no customers.

3543
02:31:05,660 --> 02:31:06,660
Yay.

3544
02:31:06,660 --> 02:31:07,660
Yeah.

3545
02:31:07,660 --> 02:31:09,580
Man, you know, in the morning it was cold, right?

3546
02:31:09,580 --> 02:31:10,780
So there was barely anyone there.

3547
02:31:10,780 --> 02:31:15,420
And then like 11, it heated up and it was freaking like, hold the fucking line.

3548
02:31:15,420 --> 02:31:17,100
I feel weird.

3549
02:31:17,100 --> 02:31:20,460
Get those arches up there, man.

3550
02:31:20,460 --> 02:31:21,460
Put out that fire.

3551
02:31:21,460 --> 02:31:24,740
We got to hold this fucking line.

3552
02:31:24,740 --> 02:31:26,860
Weather determines so much the hope.

3553
02:31:26,860 --> 02:31:28,820
Like in the morning when it's really cold, right?

3554
02:31:28,820 --> 02:31:30,100
No one will show up.

3555
02:31:30,100 --> 02:31:33,860
But man, when it goes up a couple of degrees, Jesus, man.

3556
02:31:33,860 --> 02:31:34,860
Yeah.

3557
02:31:34,860 --> 02:31:35,860
Like a winter is coming.

3558
02:31:35,860 --> 02:31:39,260
Be the white walkers running up the fucking field.

3559
02:31:39,260 --> 02:31:41,500
Every single time.

3560
02:31:41,500 --> 02:31:43,180
But that's all I got for red.

3561
02:31:43,180 --> 02:31:44,180
Anything else to add?

3562
02:31:44,180 --> 02:31:48,380
For us, we've had quite the talk today about everything.

3563
02:31:48,380 --> 02:31:50,380
Yeah, it's been expensive today.

3564
02:31:50,380 --> 02:31:55,340
We'll try to do that next time, but this was a spontaneous moment.

3565
02:31:55,340 --> 02:31:59,020
Didn't even go into why, because you know, we just delved into everything else.

3566
02:31:59,020 --> 02:32:01,060
Well, we'll get that next week.

3567
02:32:01,060 --> 02:32:04,860
Little sports, little film nostalgia, cinema nostalgia.

3568
02:32:04,860 --> 02:32:05,860
Yeah.

3569
02:32:05,860 --> 02:32:09,820
A little DC, a little retail, a little bit of little.

3570
02:32:09,820 --> 02:32:10,820
Little bit of little.

3571
02:32:10,820 --> 02:32:11,820
All right.

3572
02:32:11,820 --> 02:32:16,740
Well, with that, I will talk to you guys in the next week or in the next week, whatever

3573
02:32:16,740 --> 02:32:17,740
you want to call it.

3574
02:32:17,740 --> 02:32:18,740
I'm tired.

3575
02:32:18,740 --> 02:32:21,420
You said, I like you.

3576
02:32:21,420 --> 02:32:22,900
You got to kill me.

3577
02:32:22,900 --> 02:32:25,260
I said, I will talk to you guys the next week.

3578
02:32:25,260 --> 02:32:29,860
Well, I was thinking that I was going to say for Independence Reno, I'll have his standalone.

3579
02:32:29,860 --> 02:32:30,860
Oh, yeah.

3580
02:32:30,860 --> 02:32:34,380
But the man needs a he needs his fake.

3581
02:32:34,380 --> 02:32:39,460
Because he asked me to do a season two of Goblin Slayer, I believe.

3582
02:32:39,460 --> 02:32:40,460
Oh, man.

3583
02:32:40,460 --> 02:32:41,460
Good luck with that.

3584
02:32:41,460 --> 02:32:42,460
Yeah.

3585
02:32:42,460 --> 02:32:46,100
So that will be up this week.

3586
02:32:46,100 --> 02:32:49,540
And you don't have to worry if you listen into this Independence Reno, which I know

3587
02:32:49,540 --> 02:32:50,540
I just probably not.

3588
02:32:50,540 --> 02:32:54,060
But you know, it's just waiting for the video for anybody that wonders why these standalone

3589
02:32:54,060 --> 02:32:55,060
videos come out.

3590
02:32:55,060 --> 02:32:56,300
It's because of Independence Reno.

3591
02:32:56,300 --> 02:33:00,260
So if you do have any comments, please leave a comment and we will try to get to whatever

3592
02:33:00,260 --> 02:33:01,540
you're asking us to cover.

3593
02:33:01,540 --> 02:33:04,540
Unless you guys are all robots, which is probably possible.

3594
02:33:04,540 --> 02:33:06,460
But you know, even AI has a brain now.

3595
02:33:06,460 --> 02:33:08,500
So we have a lot of subscribers.

3596
02:33:08,500 --> 02:33:11,100
We never came from any of you.

3597
02:33:11,100 --> 02:33:13,740
For God's sake, leave a comment.

3598
02:33:13,740 --> 02:33:14,740
Something nice.

3599
02:33:14,740 --> 02:33:15,940
Just saying fuck you even.

3600
02:33:15,940 --> 02:33:17,460
Don't tell me you've been had.

3601
02:33:17,460 --> 02:33:46,380
All right, we'll talk to you guys next week.