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Oh, let's go ahead and get started.

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Hellboy.

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All right.

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Let's start on the episode season four of you wise kids, you know,

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it'd be like, what the hell does hellboy have to do with that?

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It has to do everything with that.

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Right.

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So we're going to start.

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We are now on season four.

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Uh, the first five episodes, my favorite skits from every single episode.

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This was a tough one because episode one had a lot of like, yeah, three bangers

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and then I was right off the bat.

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Yeah.

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I was like, okay, this is the one.

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And then the next one's like, oh, this is the one.

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And then the third one was like, oh, fuck.

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There's three of them.

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I was almost going to include all three of them.

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I was like, nah, yeah, maybe for a future, like a compilation of like, uh,

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my favorite all time, you know what I mean?

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But, uh, okay.

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So episode one of the season four, uh, Sam, that she got to episode one and two

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back to back because he just, he, sometimes he's gay when he gets him, he gets him.

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I don't know why Sam, like remember season three, he had like a banger after banger.

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Like three straight episodes.

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Yeah.

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I got another two straight.

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I think we should go back and see who, who's the leader of my favorite ones.

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Actually.

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Yeah.

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Okay. So he's, he's got, he's got answers to this, uh, just a regular, like, uh,

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it's called homeware is what they call the little business there.

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And he did, they just sell home stuff like, you know, uh, uh, vacuums and

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microwaves and stuff like that.

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And, uh, off the bat, he, he, he grabs the mat.

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He's grabbed one of the fucking, uh, what's those things on the, on the, uh,

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vacuums, the little suction things.

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That's not part of the, the actual bottom, but like, you can suck up

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stuff from like the corners.

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Oh, like just the attachment end.

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Yeah.

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Like the attachment, uh, suction thing.

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And he grabs it right.

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And then you're like, he, he, he puts his hand around it, like he

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mimics his penis, right?

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And he's like, is it, and then he does, he puts it over the thing, see if it's,

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it's small enough to fit into the, uh, suction thing.

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And, uh, he's like, you cannot clearly tell he's trying to see which one

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would fit in his dick so he can, you know, turn it on on it and, uh, or turn

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it on as he puts his dick in it.

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Right.

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And Zach comes in cause he's the employee there and he's like,

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it'll rip your dick off.

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He's like, what?

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And then Zach's like, what are you talking about?

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What?

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He's like, if you put your dick in that, it'll rip your dick off.

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I don't know.

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I got a really messy apartment.

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Like he tries everything he can say to make it seem like that's

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not what he's buying it for.

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So he's like, uh, like, uh, is there, it'll rip your dick off.

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So he tried the non-shin loli go into like, uh, so does it have

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multiple power settings?

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And so yes, there's high and low and both of them will rip your dick off.

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It's like, oh, that's a weird way to describe the power settings.

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I'm just looking for a vacuum to clean my apartment.

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You got any other models here?

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And like, yeah, this one over here, this one will suck your dick real good.

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And he's like, oh, what?

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And like, he, he grabs the display, right?

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The display, uh, vacuum sets it down.

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how this employee is acting weird about this whole big sucky thing.

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And he picks up the box and walks off, goes up to the counter.

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There's a woman there, right.

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With another employee and she's like, oh, hell no.

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Got another one of these dick sucking vacuum buyers.

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And he's like, what?

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I just, I just have an apartment I want to clean.

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And she, she hits the price tag on it.

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And it's like, he's like $1,400.

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And she's like, watch this nasty motherfucker still buy it.

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And as he's pulling his fucking credit card off his wallet, that's a ridiculous price.

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Here you go.

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He's all that to buy a fucking dick sucking vacuum cleaner.

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And the fact that there's one specifically for that is what's funny.

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Cause they just know.

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Like this is the one right that you want.

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Because every guy has thought about it at least one time.

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They thought about it, not a lot of them do it.

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Because I heard a terrible story about one of them doing it and it did suck his dick off.

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Like it ripped it off.

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I'm like, ouch.

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Cause you've, you've at least heard about it, like even in school and stuff.

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Like you've heard of that one jackass that did do it.

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And it's like, oh, the man, the power cities are high and low and they'll both rip your dick off.

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So on episode two, uh, it's, it's, it's the cold open, uh, scene two.

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It's really just insane how quick it was.

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So, uh, Sam's coming out of the bathroom and Trevor's walking up like, oh, hey Sam.

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And they, they go for a, they got like business suits with like a business type, uh, uh, workplace.

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And they, they do like a fucking like a, like a slap, like hand grab.

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Like when they go to the shake hand, things like almost like high five, but in a handshake motion.

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They're like, boom.

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And they started shaking their hands.

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And they're like, oh, I'm gonna go for a shake hand.

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And they're like, oh, I'm gonna go for a shake hand.

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Boom. And they started shaking and all this water comes off of their hands.

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And Trevor's like, cause then he's got to the bathroom.

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He's like, Trevor's like, I hope that's a clean wet.

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And, uh, uh, Sam, like, like he goes into his head, right.

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And then it cuts to him in the bathroom and he's at the urinal peeing, right.

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But he's peeing on his own hand and he's like filling up his hand and then dumping it into the urinal.

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Like he's playing.

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So it cuts back to Sam and he's like, uh, yep, it's a clean wet.

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And cause Trevor was like, you can see Trevor's face.

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Like he was a little like, uh-oh and then Trevor's like, oh, he's like, cause he was like suspicious.

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And then when he says it's a clean wet, he gives, he's like, oh, he's sated.

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Then, oh, thank goodness.

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So like Sam pats him on the back and he wipes his left hand on his, uh, on his right chest, right.

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His, uh, right, uh, I guess chest, breast, I don't know.

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And like a bunch of fucking brown stuff wipes on it.

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And he's like, I hope that's chocolate.

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It's chocolate.

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So you can tell he pretty much just wiped shit on his fucking shoulder.

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So he was playing with his piss and his shit?

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Oh, oh.

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Sometimes it makes me wonder what, uh, when they did those skits because of their hairstyles.

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Cause like throughout that season he had a shorter hairstyle, but in this one he had a longer one.

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So like, was this something they did a long time ago?

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They just didn't, didn't have room for it.

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They just added into the, from the archive.

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It's possible.

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Like one of those, like every time you see a different hair, like you see a consistent hairstyle.

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Throughout the series, the season, but then you'll see like a different one,

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like one skit and then it'll be gone.

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So it makes me wonder how old some of these skits are.

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Yeah, it could be older.

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Or take some like, or, or they do it over, over they so excited.

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They did us a quick one over like summer break or something or like season brown.

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Like where they do the majority of them at one point, like within a, a recording session.

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Their production cycle.

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And then they do that one that it's, we got to add this one to it.

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Like we got to add it somewhere.

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So episode, episode three, uh, so they're having, it's a, uh, uh, World War II, right?

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And they're having a massive shootout.

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It's a Sam, Trevor and Timmy, right?

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And they're like, they're, they're like just, they're like having, they're struggling with

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like they're, um, surrounded, they're losing, they're running out of ammo.

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And Zach comes out of nowhere.

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So here I got your ammo guys.

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And he gets shot and he does this really dramatic, like, oh my God, got shot.

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He dies, right?

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Like a, like a really like dramatic movie scene.

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Like he's got his hands up, like it almost like the, the Jesus Christ position, like,

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oh, and he falls back and he dies.

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And, uh, did they, uh, Trevor, no, not Trevor, uh, Sam and Timmy are still shooting back.

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But Trevor's like, got this look on his face, like, did you see the way Zach died?

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Like all like all dramatic and shit.

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And he's like, what?

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And then they started making fun of the way Zach died.

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They're just like, like, like he's the main character or some shit, all this and that.

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And then fucking Trevor gets shot and he's like, oh, oh, never forget.

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And he dies too.

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And then like, uh, uh, Timmy looks at Sam.

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He's like, that's weird.

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Cause he did just what Zach did all dramatic and shit.

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So I started laughing at Trevor the way he died.

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And so they're like, uh, they're, they're fucking joking around about him.

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And then Tim, Timmy gets shot in the fucking head.

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I'm talking about like, there is a fucking apple size gap in his fucking cranium.

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And he's like, he's a bad, like it's real fucking bad.

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So they talked for a few seconds, right.

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And then Timmy just like, well, it's getting kind of dark now.

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So I'm just going to lie down.

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And so he tries to lie down right.

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And then he, and he, he puts his head back and he just, he pops back and like, don't make fun of me.

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It told me don't make fun of me.

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Say, no, I'm not going to make, that was the most brutal shit I've ever seen.

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Just don't make fun of me.

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Cause he doesn't want you to laugh at for the way he died.

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Cause he died like really like nonchalantly.

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They died over dramatically.

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And he, but he's so embarrassed.

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Like, please don't make fun of me when I die.

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Then he got a fucking massive hole in his head and he just fucking ends up dying.

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And then the war's over right after that.

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And like, it's funny cause they say they make it sound like it's a fucking game.

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Like war's over.

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America, your bus is over here.

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Germany, your bus is over here.

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There's a free meal voucher for when you believe your gun at the, in the barrel outside the truck.

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Like, okay.

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So episode four, um, this was the, so basically it's Timmy in school, right?

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And, uh, Trevor is a teacher and he's showing the Apollo 11 moon landing and how Neil Armstrong

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was the first man to land on the moon.

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So Timmy's like, so who shot the footage of Neil Armstrong landing on the moon?

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And then like, uh, it stops Trevor and his children.

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It stops Trevor and his tracks.

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He can't think about who, cause if Neil was first on the moon, who has the camera?

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Like who, who, who put it on the tripod?

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Like, did Neil come down first, put it, set it up and they come back up and they come

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So he gets confused.

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So he goes to Zach, who's the principal and he asks him and you find out that Trevor's

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name in the, in the skin is Mr. Teacherson.

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Cause they always do that.

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They have the weirdest fucking names for, they had one where they were doing like an

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alien autopsy and Trevor's name was a Dr. uh, something Pepper, like Dr. Peter Pepper.

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Uh, Darren was Dr. Colin Pibb and then Sam was a general named General Mills.

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General Mills.

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Yeah.

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So all the, so basically, yeah, Dr. Pepper, Dr. Pibb and General Mills.

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So, uh, the principal is that can't figure out who shot the moon landing either.

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So they call Darren, who was an army general, they're like, Hey, who, uh, who

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shut the Apollo 11 moon landing?

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And Darren flips out and hits this big ass red button that puts the whole base on

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lockdown and someone calls, uh, the president at the time during the, the, the run of the

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show, I guess was Barack Obama.

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So Barack Obama asked him to the phone and like, Mr. President, someone's asking about

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the Apollo moon landing and who's asking what school?

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And he tells him the school district and Obama sends a bomb and blows the school up.

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And, uh, one of his advisors comes in like, uh, Mr. President, what, who did, uh, do the

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moon landing?

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Oh, there was some camera on the, one of the legs of the, the, uh, the landing craft.

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It's like, Oh, so why did you bomb that school?

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So that's why they call me Obama.

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So it's like, Oh, and then bomb, uh, a bomber, a bomber.

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Yeah.

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I'm like, okay.

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It was random as hell.

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Because that was his nickname.

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Apparently.

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Yeah.

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Cause he used to bomb all these places.

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All right.

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Last one, this is the first one in a while.

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Like, uh, I enjoy all of them.

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Right.

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But I'm not going to say they all fucking, they, they all made me bust out laughing.

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Right.

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It's one of those things where I just enjoy watching.

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You don't have to laugh to be, you just consider it extremely funny.

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Right.

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And, but this one actually had me bust out laughing.

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So it's a jumbotron at a sports game.

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I don't know what they didn't show what it was, but it was like, we're some random,

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whatever sports game.

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I'm mostly basketball and hockey, right?

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Have a jumbotrons, maybe baseball, uh, jumbotron.

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Uh, jumbotron is in the middle of the field or what?

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Like just like a, like the big cameras for like the, the show, like the, uh, the fans.

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Every sport does.

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Oh, they all do.

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Okay.

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So it's a jumbotron and it's going, at first it could pick some random people.

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Right.

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Then it picks Zach and Sam, right.

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It was also random rowdy fans, but fucking Zach grabs Sam's head and starts imitating

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fellatio.

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Right.

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And Sam's like, ah.

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So they cut away from him as quick as they can.

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And it goes to Timmy and it stays on Timmy for a long time.

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Like it does not go away.

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So he starts getting like, at first he's happy.

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Then he's like, he tried to, you know, compensate or what's the, uh, uh, what's the word I'm

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looking for?

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He tries to, um, appease them, right?

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Like, oh, let me do something goofy.

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Then the camera go away, but it never goes away.

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It eventually only cuts off after Zach and Sam and pop in out of nowhere and start messing

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with Timmy.

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Right.

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And get back on the jumbotron.

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It cuts away.

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Right.

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And then it goes later.

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It stays on a continuous shot, but it makes it makes you realize that it's a little bit

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later.

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The fucking jumbotron cameraman follows Timmy into the bathroom and just bust the fucking

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door open.

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He's taking a piss sitting down.

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So he's like, what the fuck?

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You I'm talking pissed.

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And like, it's all real quiet.

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Cause you see the fans cheering.

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Yeah.

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The fucking camera just fucking backs to me into the corner of the fucking journal or

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this little bathroom.

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Right.

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He said, what the fuck?

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You get the fuck away from me.

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It's all like muffled.

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Right.

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And the fucking camera goes all the way down his fucking throat and comes out his peep

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hole.

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It comes out and he's like, wow.

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And he's just laying there in the corner, a fucking handful of blood, right.

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Holding his dick.

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Yeah.

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And then he just ripped out his peep hole.

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So he's like, oh my God, what are you doing?

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I'm fucking, cause it's how invasive it is.

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Timmy's like back in the corner and he's like, get the fuck away from me.

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What the fuck are you doing?

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He's trying to get this fucking guy to get like, what the fuck are you doing?

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That's something about the helplessness of Timmy.

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I don't know why that made me laugh.

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Maybe he's like a fucking serial killer.

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But just how vulnerable he was.

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Like he's in the fucking, he just pants around his ankles.

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The camera just, imagine someone busted into the bathroom at a fucking sports camera.

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You're like, what the fuck are you doing?

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So the cameraman turns around, right.

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And it sees Trevor at the urinal, right.

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Trevor turns around like, well, what the hell?

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Then he sees Timmy down like, oh my God.

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And it zooms in on Trevor and it goes down Trevor's fucking throat and comes out his

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pee hole.

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So he's just like, oh, there's blood everywhere.

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His fucking hole, his dick's blown open.

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And then for some reason, there's a woman in the urinal too, in the men's bathroom.

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And it goes down her mouth, but it comes out and it's just fine.

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Cause apparently the whole moral of the skin was like, it's easier for it to get a camera

355
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through a vagina than it is a pee hole.

356
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Right.

357
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That was the moral of the, that's what Timmy, that's like, that's the moral of the story.

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And then it was like, Timmy, the more you know, my, what the fuck was that?

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There's something about it that's fucked up.

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They always have Timmy as like the, the, the one care, like, I don't know if it was like,

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I guess it was intentional as a joke or an inside joke.

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Cause he, the original, the four original cast was Trevor, Sam, Zach, and Darren.

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They all met in school.

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So they all ended up making the wise kid, you know, comedy troupe.

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And then Timmy joined in later, but he joined in before

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the show started.

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So it wasn't like he changed over to like a season or two after.

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But so he's always been like the outsider within the group.

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And they always used to do that.

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Like they make him like the bullied one, like as a joke in the skits, right?

371
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Yeah.

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But like, I'm like, God dang it.

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He's always looked the bully one for some reason.

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You can always tell too.

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It's always, it's like Timmy, just always making fun of Timmy.

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Like Timmy's always the odd man out, but I think like they, I'm sure they only do it

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because he's fine with it as a bit.

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It's not real.

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Right.

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Man, imagine always being the one getting the fucking shit on by the other four of your group.

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That is funny though.

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Always getting picked on.

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Basically, yes.

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It's always Timmy getting picked on because he's the odd one.

385
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Well, at least they've also kept it throughout every season or he's always the one.

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Yeah, he's the one.

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He's always Timmy.

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There's one time where like he was like, the skit he was having like a, he was making,

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he's called it Timmy talk, his own little talk show.

390
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It was a pilot, right?

391
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And the other four guys found the tape and were fucking laughing their asses off at him.

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He's like, guys, this is just a pilot.

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This isn't funny.

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And like they're all messing with him and they're fucking, they're all like pushing

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him around and then on the couch, right?

396
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And like, this is fucked up guys.

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I'm leaving.

398
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And he leaves with his tape, right?

399
00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:20,160
And then he goes down, he goes downstairs, he comes outside and like they call up to

400
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him, Hey Timmy, cause they're up on like the third or fourth floor.

401
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And he turns around and they took it.

402
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They smash it with a bunch of water bottles, water balloons.

403
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Like you suck Timmy.

404
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Fuck you Timmy.

405
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Timmy turns around and he's a, he's around the corner and he gets mugged.

406
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Right?

407
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He's like, what are you going to give me all your money?

408
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And Timmy's like, my dad has it all.

409
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And now the mayor of Miami, he's a grown ass man.

410
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:39,840
Right.

411
00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:41,200
So his dad having all his money.

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So what was it?

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What's all that tape?

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Like, no, you don't want this.

415
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You know, this tape means nothing to you.

416
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And the guy takes the tape, right?

417
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Of all things.

418
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:49,200
Yeah.

419
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No, my pilot.

420
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And then he remakes the Timmy talk and he sells it to a studio and they buy it.

421
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Right.

422
00:16:56,480 --> 00:17:02,160
So then the other cast members are watching the video of Timmy talk with this, the mugger

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that robbed Timmy and they're like, this is amazing.

424
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Shit.

425
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Timmy's like, fuck it.

426
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Bullshit.

427
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Cause the very same thing that he was doing, he's this other guy's doing and they enjoy it,

428
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:13,600
but they didn't enjoy what Timmy did.

429
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:19,040
It's kind of like how they do it with the, for this, how it like the, the dynamic is.

430
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Yeah.

431
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:22,720
In terms of the bit of that show of Timmy being the odd man out.

432
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:27,600
It's like, yeah, you didn't do it good enough because it's not you.

433
00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:28,320
It's good.

434
00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:30,960
And how, you know how bad this fucking Timmy talk was?

435
00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:35,920
He would do a thing where it was him as the host and him as the guest.

436
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And he would like superimpose.

437
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So he would ask a question and then he would have the other one answer.

438
00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:41,280
Right.

439
00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:43,200
But he messed it up.

440
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:46,320
So the other guy says something first and then he asked the question.

441
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:52,480
Like, so it'd be like, uh, so Timmy was like, uh, and welcome my new guest Timmy.

442
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So Timmy would come out.

443
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Thank you, Timmy.

444
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They would fake shame had to do the handshake.

445
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So then Timmy would sit down.

446
00:17:57,120 --> 00:18:00,400
The guest Timmy would sit down and be like, uh, uh, Thomas.

447
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:01,120
And I'm like, what?

448
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:03,920
And then like the other, the host to be like, so what's your cat's name?

449
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:05,680
I'm like, oh, wow.

450
00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:07,280
Or it's really bad.

451
00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:08,080
Like really bad.

452
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:12,000
And what's weird is the, the guy that stole his pilot and redid it and how

453
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you got it sold into an actual show, it was doing the same thing.

454
00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:17,520
And also it was off center too.

455
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:20,480
So what's your cat's name?

456
00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:21,680
Or it'd be like, yeah, Thomas.

457
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I go, so what's your cat's name?

458
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:28,800
So he didn't, he didn't really even change the, the, the, the, the exact same thing.

459
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Just with a better set and like an actual suit.

460
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He even kept it in the Timmy talk.

461
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He kept the name.

462
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:37,040
Okay.

463
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:39,920
And leave you from the same name.

464
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Basically.

465
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:40,960
Yeah.

466
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:41,760
Oh, that's right.

467
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:45,040
But, uh, uh, so that's it for this.

468
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,040
See, uh, five episodes of season four.

469
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We'll, we'll go into the episode six to 10 on the next, uh, episode.

470
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Uh, episode six has one of my funniest videos or one of my favorite

471
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videos of the entire series.

472
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And I don't want to get into it, but you guys, you guys will, uh, you'll understand why.

473
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:06,960
Sometimes I love complexity when it's like, uh, done right.

474
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:10,560
I hate convolution and storytelling if there's no point to it.

475
00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:10,880
Right.

476
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:13,600
It's why I don't really like where you get a whole bunch of backstory for no reason.

477
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:13,840
I don't know.

478
00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:15,040
That's why I don't really like inception.

479
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:17,680
Like it just like, it's just so convoluted for no reason.

480
00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:18,160
Yeah.

481
00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:22,400
And like, this was one of the things where like, it was like, uh, uh, I don't even know

482
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,400
if I want to say convoluted, but it was like, it was awesome.

483
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,120
The way they did it.

484
00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:30,080
Like, I wish like, uh, the, the way, so whoever wrote it, the, the skit was like a genius.

485
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:34,720
And like, it also had to, it was also complex because you had to do it two things at the

486
00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:39,200
same time, two different scenes at the same time, interlocked with each other.

487
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:40,080
It's crazy.

488
00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:41,280
I'll tell you about it on the next one.

489
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:46,320
And again, as a PSA, as always, this is not the full episodes of the show.

490
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:47,440
They took complaining about it?

491
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:51,120
No, just say, I like to start that out there, you know, just, you know, as a heads up.

492
00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:55,840
So that way if they, if anybody watches this till the end, which we hope you do, but

493
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,600
you can watch a new show, Timmy talk Timmy talk.

494
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:02,240
Timmy talk.

495
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:04,240
Timmy talk.

496
00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:07,920
Where I just answer the question before you even ask the question.

497
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:09,920
We're French fries.

498
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:11,920
So what food do you hate?

499
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,920
Just start cutting stuff to where it makes no sense.

500
00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:17,920
And he cut it so weird.

501
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:25,920
We also still have Hellboy to look forward to eventually.

502
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:31,920
I got the, I got the volume one omnibus of Hellboy plus the volume one and two of

503
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:33,920
complete, the complete store stories.

504
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:37,920
So let's I get into a good study of those, I'll be able to more articulate, I mean,

505
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:43,920
more authoritative discussion of them instead of me just like, yeah, I don't know.

506
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:45,920
Here's some random shit that I learned.

507
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:51,920
And no, I guess one of the randomest things I've learned of Hellboy was that he's

508
00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:53,920
actually immune to a holy relics.

509
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,920
And I, I don't know.

510
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,920
Cause he's a special kind of demon that's above that.

511
00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:59,920
Oh, I didn't know that.

512
00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:01,920
I don't know if that's true or not, but that was like the Wikipedia thing.

513
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:03,920
That was a Hellboy Wikipedia.

514
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:07,920
I hope I was, I have to look into it, but he's, he's, he's unaffected by crosses and

515
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:09,920
all that stuff.

516
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,920
Yeah, I guess I would think so.

517
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:13,920
Prayer and whatnot.

518
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:15,920
He's a special demon.

519
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:17,920
He takes a special bus.

520
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:19,920
He's not the Jimmy and Timmy style though.

521
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:21,920
That's a different kind of.

522
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:23,920
I don't think his dad's supposed to be like Satan or Luce Fraser.

523
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:25,920
Isn't it Belial?

524
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:29,920
I can't remember, but he did, it's, I think I, cause they, they wanted to build their

525
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:31,920
own mythology.

526
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:35,920
So they probably took stuff like names and stuff and just re reworked a different history

527
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:39,920
Cause you actually, cause Mike McNully even said, cause I was reading one of the books

528
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:45,920
that he wasn't intending on Hellboy's dad to be shown so early in the series, but he

529
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:49,920
just one day just popped up into a short story and he's in one of the short stories.

530
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,920
He actually sees the short story of him and his mom.

531
00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:57,920
Or Hellboy goes to this place and he actually witnesses a vision of him and his mom.

532
00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:03,920
Hmm.

533
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:05,920
I don't know what else to talk about.

534
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:07,920
I don't want to get too far into it.

535
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:11,920
It'd be weird to talk at the end of why did you know is a full discussion of Hellboy.

536
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:13,920
Nah, we won't do that to you.

537
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:15,920
I guess I'll say this.

538
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,920
Basically in the short story, Hellboy goes there.

539
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,920
He sees the vision.

540
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:23,920
His mom's on her deathbed and he's trying to repent cause she used to be a, a, so a

541
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:29,920
woman that would like, and that worshiped that specific demon and that's how they became

542
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:31,920
born, I guess, between their, their coupling.

543
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:33,920
And so she's trying to repent.

544
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:39,920
She can go to heaven and he somehow convinces her like, come on baby, hell's the way to go.

545
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:41,920
That's basically what it is.

546
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:45,920
It's this priest and this nun are trying to convince her to go to heaven to repent all

547
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:46,920
her sins.

548
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:49,920
And he comes out of nowhere and be like, nah, come on, nah.

549
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:53,920
And so I think tries to save her from going to hell, but she ends up going with his dad anyway.

550
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:55,920
So his mom, I'm surprised he didn't meet his mom.

551
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:57,920
I don't know if he did meet his mom.

552
00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:01,920
I don't think she did, but it would have been interesting if he met his mom in hell.

553
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:03,920
Yeah.

554
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:05,920
Cause she was old, right?

555
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:07,920
She was dying all day.

556
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,920
It was like a natural death.

557
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:11,920
It wasn't.

558
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:12,920
Yeah.

559
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:14,920
Like they were, they were basically fighting for her soul.

560
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:16,920
And this, this demon was like, I can make you young again.

561
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:17,920
She's like bet.

562
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:21,920
But he fucking like turned the nun and the priest and the fucking skeleton with like a,

563
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:24,920
like a, like a Thanos snap.

564
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:25,920
So you have no power here.

565
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:26,920
Huh?

566
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:28,920
And they're like, they just fucking turn into skeletons.

567
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:29,920
Oh really?

568
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:30,920
Yeah.

569
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:33,920
Like his whole, his whole fucking form came, came under earth.

570
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:35,920
Hmm.

571
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:37,920
So yes, that's the short story.

572
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:41,920
I have to look, I have to read it again and get more detail on it, but that's what happened.

573
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:48,920
He may witness his mother at her deathbed trying to go to heaven and he's like, I guess he,

574
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:50,920
he really loved her.

575
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:52,920
He came all the way from hell to come get her.

576
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:53,920
That's crazy.

577
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:56,920
Hellboy was like, oh, they really did love each other.

578
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:58,920
Cause he never actually meets his dad.

579
00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:00,920
His dad's dead when he goes, when hellboy goes to hell.

580
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:01,920
Oh really?

581
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:05,920
He was killed by somebody and ended up fighting his brothers, his half brothers.

582
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:06,920
Fuck it.

583
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:08,920
They fucking hate him cause he's, he's, he's a special one.

584
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:11,920
He's, he's rare cause he's half human, half demon.

585
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:13,920
And that's rare for the species.

586
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:15,920
They fucking hate him.

587
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:16,920
I might try.

588
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:21,920
Well, I guess his dad didn't love him the way that Trigon loved Raven.

589
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:25,920
He loved, or no, I guess his dad loved his sons.

590
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:27,920
Like he loves his, Trigon loves his sons.

591
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:30,920
Like a bunch of worthless.

592
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:32,920
Trigon hated all three of his sons?

593
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:33,920
Basically.

594
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:35,920
You worthless pieces of shit.

595
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:37,920
I should, I should have fucking.

596
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:39,920
Or I guess I should have work on them.

597
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:41,920
All right.

598
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:43,920
Well, moving on then.

599
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:49,920
First thing that we got going forward is 15 superhero names that are just stupid.

600
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:51,920
Okay.

601
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:53,920
First one, squirrel girl.

602
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:54,920
Really?

603
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,920
It's a very stupid name.

604
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:59,920
I like you.

605
00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:01,920
These are all by screen rant, by the way.

606
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:02,920
So.

607
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:07,920
They put how could anyone take a superhero named squirrel girl seriously?

608
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:09,920
It doesn't roll off the tongue with squirrel girl.

609
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:10,920
Squirrel.

610
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:12,920
It doesn't roll off the tongue well either.

611
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:15,920
Squirrels aren't exactly ferocious creatures of doom unless they're rabid.

612
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:17,920
I had a fucking one jump at you.

613
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:20,920
It says unless they're rabid.

614
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,920
No, like even like a regular one gets mad at you.

615
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:26,920
You know those fucking big chumius ones?

616
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:29,920
The ones that like they have that extra nuts for winter.

617
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:35,920
They're like they're like building a fucking staghound.

618
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:42,920
Unbelievably, squirrel girl has defeated the likes of Thanos, Galactus and Dr. Doom with her squirrely powers.

619
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:43,920
Squirrely powers.

620
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:44,920
Yes.

621
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:45,920
Although.

622
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,920
He goes up to her asshole.

623
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:53,920
Although Iron Man rejected her as a sidekick, she did get to join the Great Lakes Avengers.

624
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:59,920
As a result, she recently starred in her own graphic novel, Unbeatable Squirrel Girl Beats Up the Marvel Universe.

625
00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:01,920
You know, you know who needs a sidekick?

626
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:02,920
Who's that?

627
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:05,920
That makes actual sense in terms of like nature.

628
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:07,920
So Spider-Man, right?

629
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:10,920
Certain spiders in nature actually.

630
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:15,920
They like they capture a little frog.

631
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:17,920
They either capture it.

632
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:18,920
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

633
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:19,920
The tarantula.

634
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:20,920
Yeah.

635
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:24,920
They keep it in their little hut as a companion to eat other bugs that they can't get to.

636
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:25,920
Yes.

637
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:29,920
I never understood why they didn't have a little frog type character for Spider-Man as a sidekick.

638
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:30,920
That would be kind of cool.

639
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:31,920
Right?

640
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:32,920
Don't you steal my damn idea.

641
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:33,920
They will.

642
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:34,920
Don't worry.

643
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:42,920
But yeah, because the spider eats anything that would attack the frog and then the frog eats all the little bugs that the spider can't get to.

644
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:43,920
That's like a.

645
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:44,920
That was the spider.

646
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:45,920
Hang on.

647
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:48,920
The frog eats the bugs that would eat the spider's eggs.

648
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:49,920
OK.

649
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:50,920
That would be like the.

650
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:55,920
That would be such a terrifying for the frog though, like a home man.

651
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:56,920
But it does.

652
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:57,920
It keeps the frog around basically.

653
00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:58,920
For how long?

654
00:26:58,920 --> 00:26:59,920
Does it ever like nudge?

655
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:00,920
It doesn't eat it.

656
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:01,920
At all?

657
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:02,920
No.

658
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:04,920
To see though, that would work then.

659
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:05,920
Yeah.

660
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:07,920
Fans of her wacky brand of humor.

661
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:08,920
Had to be better than Frog-Man though.

662
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:09,920
Yeah.

663
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:10,920
It had to be something more.

664
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:11,920
Could be Toad-Man either.

665
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:12,920
It could be Toad at all.

666
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:15,920
Or unless it was the actual Toad, it becomes a good guy.

667
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:16,920
That would be funny.

668
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:17,920
The mutant, yeah.

669
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:18,920
That would be hilarious.

670
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:19,920
That would be like the Toad following Spider-Man everywhere.

671
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:20,920
He's mulling him by his tongue.

672
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:21,920
Hey bud.

673
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:22,920
How you doing bud?

674
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:25,920
Next one up is X-Stream.

675
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:26,920
X-Stream?

676
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:27,920
Yes.

677
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:28,920
Fucking stupid.

678
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:33,920
It sounds like so many other things than a superhero name.

679
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,920
It's not a fucking porn website.

680
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:39,920
Well it says, is it the name of a workout DVD?

681
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:40,920
A WWE wrestler?

682
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:42,920
A porn star?

683
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:47,920
It's also such a painfully obvious 90s name.

684
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:50,920
The comic should have come up with a warning label.

685
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:58,560
Not only does it have retractable blades on his suit, so metal, but he can burn everyone

686
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:01,920
from the inside out by setting their electrolytes on fire.

687
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:02,920
Boring.

688
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:03,920
Exactly.

689
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:05,920
Also too power well.

690
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:06,920
Damn.

691
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,920
To add more fuel to the fire, his origins are pretty hazy.

692
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:14,720
When Martin Strong found him, he didn't know who he was or where he was from.

693
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:19,840
He temporarily joined the X-Force at some point, but was always somewhat of a rogue

694
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:22,360
agent, preferring his solitude.

695
00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:28,720
It wasn't until he encountered Eric the Red that he found out something about who he was

696
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:31,720
and that he was an heir to the Shi'ar throne.

697
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:32,720
Geez.

698
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:33,720
Yeah.

699
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:40,720
Then we have number 13, which is Lady Cop.

700
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:41,720
Lady Cop?

701
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,560
I think that would probably work eventually.

702
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:45,560
Lady Cop.

703
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:49,080
You're under arrest.

704
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:55,000
Lady Cop was a highly underrated superhero created for DC Comics in the 1970s.

705
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:59,640
Despite her on the nose and slightly sexist name, she was actually a pretty amazing character

706
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:02,880
and she was good at what she did.

707
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:07,160
Been a lady in the cop.

708
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:12,600
What's most amazing about these comics is Lady Cop is that she encounters workplace

709
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:15,880
misogyny just like a real female cop does.

710
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:16,880
Jesus.

711
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:20,360
Number 12 is Matter Eater Lad.

712
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:21,360
Matter Eater Lad.

713
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:25,600
Wow, I didn't even try to name that one properly.

714
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:26,600
Matter Eater Lad.

715
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:27,600
Matter Eater Lad.

716
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,000
Like Matter Eater, right?

717
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,000
I can get behind Matter Eater.

718
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:34,480
Then they gotta add the lad part for some fucking reason and just like sync the whole

719
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:35,480
name.

720
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:41,560
There's just something about pre-1970 superhero names that are so unimaginative.

721
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:46,760
So DC creates a superhero who can consume anything in his path and they chose the most

722
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:48,600
obvious name that comes to mind.

723
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:49,600
Matter Eater.

724
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:53,960
Matter Eater Lad has such a pizzazz as a pencil sharpener.

725
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:57,220
That has about as much pizzazz as a pencil sharpener.

726
00:29:57,220 --> 00:30:02,760
Just imagine that they came up with him as a joke and then just decided to run with it.

727
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:03,760
They never know.

728
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:04,760
They might like, I dare you bro.

729
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:05,760
I dare you to write a story with him.

730
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:06,760
I will.

731
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:08,560
I will write a story with him.

732
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,240
Matter Eater Lad.

733
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:11,840
Super 11, Bird Brain.

734
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:12,840
Bird Brain.

735
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:15,760
That's more of usually an insult thing.

736
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:20,640
Yeah, like the writers like Darren, that's kinda like, cause Mike Manolo, you know he

737
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:24,600
originally thought of Hellboy as a super team character.

738
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:25,600
Yeah.

739
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:29,840
A member of a super team, like a cult super team group.

740
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:31,320
That was his original concept.

741
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:32,320
Yeah.

742
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:34,320
And like the original concept of Hellboy looks weird.

743
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:39,120
Like I'll show you the picture on the next one or when we started the Hellboy stuff.

744
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:42,160
But like that was his original concept of Hellboy was part of a superhero team.

745
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:43,320
Instead of just alone.

746
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:45,840
Yeah, he was gonna be the heavy hitter of that team.

747
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:48,640
And the only thing he kept from that is just Hellboy.

748
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:52,160
Maybe lives in Abe Sapien.

749
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:56,040
But like he was supposed to be part of a team.

750
00:30:56,040 --> 00:31:00,880
Like that whole like, it's crazy how much gestation goes into a writer's process to

751
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:01,880
the final form.

752
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:04,840
And he just like fell on Matter Eater Lad.

753
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:05,840
Matter Eater Lad.

754
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:06,840
Like close enough.

755
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:07,840
And then he got Bird Brain.

756
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:09,920
Like where's my paycheck at?

757
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:15,280
See, Bird Brain is creation is a cautionary tale about why you shouldn't splice animal

758
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:16,800
and human genes together.

759
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:20,440
Sure, you might get an interesting hybrid of both animal and human traits.

760
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:24,320
But like this name suggests, the creature might just not be that bright.

761
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:25,800
Bird Brain.

762
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:30,400
The result of experiments by an evil scientist called the Anti-Mator.

763
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:33,840
Is this DC?

764
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:35,960
Or is this like a spoof series?

765
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:36,960
No, no, no.

766
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:37,960
It's Marvel.

767
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,000
Okay, so they're making fun of DC.

768
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:47,600
Animator made his creations go through a dangerous maze in order to test our abilities.

769
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:51,320
However, Bird Brain managed to escape and meet up with the new mutants.

770
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:53,720
So she was part of the new mutants.

771
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:54,720
Okay.

772
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:55,720
Then we have number 10.

773
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:56,720
3D man.

774
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:57,720
3D band or man?

775
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:58,720
3D man.

776
00:31:58,720 --> 00:31:59,720
3D man?

777
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:00,720
Yeah.

778
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:01,720
Are we all 3D men?

779
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:05,840
We're in 3D space, are we not?

780
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:12,480
Not only is his name absolutely ridiculous, but so is the very concept behind this Marvel

781
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:13,480
character.

782
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:19,160
3D man made his debut whenever his first issue premiered in the 1970s, although his adventures

783
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:21,460
actually took place in the 1950s.

784
00:32:21,460 --> 00:32:26,600
His powers really had nothing to do with 3D.

785
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:31,040
But he has a pretty trippy red and green costume complete in the 3D.

786
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:32,040
Sorry.

787
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:37,760
He has a pretty trippy red and green costume complete with 3D glasses.

788
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:38,760
Weird.

789
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:42,680
Because it's like, because they even put on her.

790
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:44,920
And how could he really since we're already in 3D?

791
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:47,280
Yeah, that's what I was just saying.

792
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:51,320
As for his backstory, after getting caught in an explosion of an alien spaceship, Chuck

793
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:52,760
Handler, which is his name.

794
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:55,080
That's a pretty good name, Chuck Handler.

795
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:56,800
Chuck Handler's image became in 3D.

796
00:32:56,800 --> 00:33:00,200
I think this is related to Chelsea Handler.

797
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:07,720
His image became imprinted on his brother's glasses by concentrating extra hard on the

798
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:11,680
images his brother Hal could make Chuck reappear as a

799
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:12,680
Hal Handler?

800
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:15,560
It was like a Hal Handler?

801
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:17,240
This fans are fucked up.

802
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:19,440
Notice the alliteration that it comes with Marvel.

803
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:22,600
Oh yeah, he was like a Stanley all over the place.

804
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:23,600
Yeah.

805
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:28,320
In the process, however, Hal would enter a comatose state, almost as if he had borderline

806
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:30,400
personality disorder.

807
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:35,440
Basically 3D man was a combination of the two brothers consciousnesses, with both of

808
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:38,040
their minds present in some form or another.

809
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:41,680
It's an interesting concept, but completely out there in terms of actual usefulness.

810
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:45,400
Yeah, like if the writer didn't have like the, it's like when you come up with a concept

811
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:48,720
and like you don't have the ability to like use it properly.

812
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:49,720
Yeah.

813
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:50,720
Sucks.

814
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:51,720
And that's one of them.

815
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:52,720
3D man.

816
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:56,160
Like he's going to implement his idea properly.

817
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:57,160
Number nine, Skate Man.

818
00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:01,920
You ever seen that guy, that writer or that artist or whoever it was who like was obsessed

819
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:05,400
with having like pockets for his superheroes?

820
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:11,000
Like he was just like, like every iteration that would like slowly you realize like every

821
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,360
character he was making was having more and more pockets.

822
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:17,040
And so he finally just made a character that was nothing but fucking pockets.

823
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:18,040
Really?

824
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:19,960
Like he had pockets all over his fucking body.

825
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:21,880
Like I got a pocket here, I got a pocket here.

826
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,080
But he was like like utility belt type stuff.

827
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:28,000
Like this man was obsessed with having his characters have more like utility belts and

828
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,000
pockets.

829
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:33,240
So eventually like it finally culminated and he invented his own original superhero that

830
00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:37,080
was like, I don't know what his name was, but he was just walking around with like pockets

831
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:39,320
on every fucking orifice of his body.

832
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:43,040
Or not orifice, but every like space of his fucking body.

833
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:44,600
Do you remember his name?

834
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:45,600
The writer?

835
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:46,600
Yeah.

836
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:47,600
No.

837
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:50,400
But like his final character is just like a full of like pockets everywhere.

838
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:56,080
The fucking like freaking utility belts, this man was just fucking ready for everything

839
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:57,080
on planet earth.

840
00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:58,080
Huh.

841
00:34:58,080 --> 00:34:59,080
But you have to find it.

842
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:07,160
Cause you'll see like somebody did a TikTok, they spliced the audio from the game grumps

843
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:14,760
where like they were saying and this and this and they was take this, take this, take this,

844
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:18,840
take and it would be the artist, it would be the writer or the artist's characters.

845
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:22,600
And like they were slowly realized like they're getting more and more pockets on these motherfuckers.

846
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:27,120
Like everyone, like he finally culminated with the final one, his old, his fucking magnum

847
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:29,600
opus, this super pocket character.

848
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:35,680
Like it's like Batman on fucking steroids, just fucking packed to the pocket, fucking

849
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:38,560
ripped with fucking gadgets and shit.

850
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:40,640
I'm like, God.

851
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:42,480
And then like if he was self-aware, right?

852
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:46,400
This writer, I would have the character dig through it like where the fuck are my keys?

853
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:50,840
You know what I mean, like you'll never find his keys like that one day or like you have

854
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:52,320
him never be able to find anything.

855
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:53,800
Cause he's got too many pockets.

856
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,720
Yeah, he's like, he looks at it like, oh, this is a fucking, oh, damn it.

857
00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:58,720
Where's my fucking flash banks?

858
00:35:58,720 --> 00:35:59,720
Oh, fuck.

859
00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:02,720
This pocket's out the ass.

860
00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:03,720
Weird.

861
00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:08,760
Yeah, there's a, there's a, he's like, cause characters, like, so writers have certain

862
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:09,760
obsession, right?

863
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:10,760
Yes.

864
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:12,520
Like one of mine is like eyesight, cause I have bad eyesight.

865
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:18,040
So my characters have more like, it's always has to do with like super sensory like eyesight,

866
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:23,200
like seeing through walls, laser vision, super like telescope vision.

867
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:24,200
Like I don't know why, but I'm obsessed.

868
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,200
I know why, cause my eyes are bad.

869
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,560
I'm obsessed with having like superior eyesight.

870
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:29,560
Yeah.

871
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:30,560
So that's my obsession.

872
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:34,120
So if you see my kids, you wonder if they'll have eyesight at certain points, like cybernetic

873
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:37,960
eyeballs or enhanced eyesight, stuff like that.

874
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:41,360
It's always stuff about your life that, you know, or like if you're, usually it's like

875
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:46,840
what you would rather, not what you'd rather have, but what you'd like to have improved,

876
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:49,240
you go to the extreme and create different versions.

877
00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:52,280
He just wanted to make sure he had enough pockets for all this stuff.

878
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:54,760
It's just obsessive pockets.

879
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:57,120
Those obsessions do come through though.

880
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:58,120
They really do.

881
00:36:58,120 --> 00:36:59,120
They do.

882
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:00,120
You can't stop them.

883
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:03,760
Like you've always got those, you got the other writers where they have the, the habit

884
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:06,440
of like, where somehow their clothes always rip.

885
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:07,920
Like golly, that's why.

886
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:08,920
Yeah.

887
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:10,920
Like Goku's shirt always getting torn up at the final battle.

888
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:11,920
No reason.

889
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:12,920
It's like, it's my shirt, huh?

890
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:15,400
Fucking cock swinging in his fucking pants.

891
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:18,760
But he was always shirtless in the final battle during the Dragon Ball Z run.

892
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,800
He was always, always lost his shirt.

893
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:26,680
I don't think he was necessarily in Dragon Ball Super, but like they find like, you know,

894
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:28,000
you're not the knock his shirt off every time.

895
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:31,120
Like he gets hit one time and his shirt just explodes.

896
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:32,120
Rips off.

897
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:34,400
Like a barefoot fighting everybody.

898
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,560
I know it's always barefoot too.

899
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:37,560
Somehow always.

900
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:40,880
Like almost no pants left, no shirt, no nothing.

901
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:43,880
It's like, well damn.

902
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:45,760
It's like, I don't know how that is.

903
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:47,400
Now see, I know why they did it with Superman.

904
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:52,280
They did it with Superman because they wanted to show how fucked up he was.

905
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:53,280
Oh yeah.

906
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:55,880
But they only did it like against Doomsday that I've seen.

907
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:56,880
Yeah.

908
00:37:56,880 --> 00:38:00,220
But it was to show how much of a threat Doomsday was.

909
00:38:00,220 --> 00:38:01,960
Like cause they fucked him up.

910
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:07,240
For all you readers, look at your favorite writers and see any continuing themes and

911
00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:09,960
you'll know and you'll be able to see it a little bit deeper.

912
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:13,480
Oh and with anime, you definitely know what they're into.

913
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:18,320
All you have to do is just take a little glance at the first couple of episodes.

914
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:20,200
You'll know what they're into.

915
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:21,600
What that secret fetish is.

916
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:22,600
Yeah, you'll find it.

917
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,760
It'll be there.

918
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:29,280
It's sometimes harder to find than normal like Western comics, but in manga, oh that

919
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:30,280
shit comes through.

920
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:31,280
Page two.

921
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:32,280
They embrace it.

922
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:35,280
They really like the upskirt shots.

923
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:40,160
That's the only way they can express, they're such a closed culture.

924
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,040
They have to release this somewhere.

925
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:47,840
It's more productive there than if it was some bathroom stall, like I got a shot of

926
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:48,840
the anaphyl.

927
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:51,280
They're not hurting anybody.

928
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:58,200
But there's a manga artist that loves to draw those upskirt pictures.

929
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:02,480
You don't see nothing usually, but it's like from down below.

930
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,440
What's another one that's always like...

931
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:09,240
It's always the one where it's a guy by himself for his whole life, and then he ends up in

932
00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:14,720
some dormitory, some house, and it's just filled with women that love him.

933
00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:16,800
That's another Japanese thing.

934
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:17,800
A harem.

935
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:18,800
Yeah.

936
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,840
Where somehow he always gets a harem.

937
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:24,000
Somehow he just ends up in a fucking harem immediately.

938
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:25,880
Where everyone wants to be with him.

939
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:28,320
Every girl always wants to be around him.

940
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:35,880
I had a female coworker, she's a writer too, she liked writing reverse harems.

941
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:36,880
I'm like, yeah, okay.

942
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:38,240
I've seen that in comics too.

943
00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:39,560
Or in manga, I mean.

944
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:40,560
You do, you girl.

945
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:41,560
Yeah.

946
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:42,560
They exist.

947
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:43,760
They definitely exist.

948
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:45,240
Where every dude's obsessed with them.

949
00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:49,040
That's what I liked about, what was it?

950
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:51,480
Fairy tale, the anime fairy tale.

951
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:57,920
Where there was a group from a different guild called Blue Pegasus.

952
00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:02,920
But there were these three dudes that were constantly always trying to hit on every woman.

953
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:07,200
They were always like, they were like what you'd consider the stereotypically hot guys.

954
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:09,880
But always trying to hit on just random women all the time.

955
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:15,080
And the guy that leads over those three dudes specifically, he's like the most ugly motherfucker

956
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:18,560
in the world, but he thinks he's the hottest.

957
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:19,560
Shit is hilarious.

958
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:23,480
It was funny because fairy tale was one of those anime where they took those tropes that

959
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:28,920
everybody else had and just incorporated them all into that one show.

960
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:34,600
Like the girl where it's like, in the first episode you have Lucy where she's trying to

961
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:37,000
get a deal at a magic shop, right?

962
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,680
So she's sitting up there, it's like, how much is it now?

963
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:42,000
And it's like, it comes out to even more.

964
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:45,480
She's like, oh shit.

965
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:46,800
I think we covered that.

966
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:47,800
Yeah.

967
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:49,160
But it's one of those.

968
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:51,120
Like he adds for wasting his time.

969
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:52,120
Yeah.

970
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:53,720
It's getting even more now.

971
00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:54,720
Oh shit.

972
00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:59,720
It'd be funnier if more, I guess a lot of anime do that.

973
00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:04,120
The comedy ones, they take those tropes and then just expand on it.

974
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:05,920
Comedy is a reflection on human nature.

975
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:09,800
So the comedy ones always reflected a little better than other ones.

976
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:14,520
That's why it's so hard to write comedy because you need to understand humanity at a very

977
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:16,300
fundamental level.

978
00:41:16,300 --> 00:41:19,880
One anime that does it really well, and we haven't covered it yet, but I might, is Kana

979
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:25,520
Suba where it's a dude that he dies and is reborn.

980
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:26,880
So it's an Isekai, right?

981
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:30,000
So it's in another world after you die.

982
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,720
And Truck-kun is the one that kills him.

983
00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:36,160
Like there's always that, they always die by truck.

984
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,440
Oh, okay.

985
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:41,760
There's actually a manga out there called Truck-kun where it's what happens to the truck

986
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:45,720
when that has sentience, how it kills everybody.

987
00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:48,280
I'm such a murderer.

988
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:53,040
In this one, you have the warrior, they take this female warrior that's like she's into

989
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:54,520
pain.

990
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:56,760
So like she wants pain.

991
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:57,760
Like it makes her horny-ish.

992
00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:58,760
Okay.

993
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:00,440
So they take that trope.

994
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:03,240
Then you take the main character, he's a pervert apparently.

995
00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:07,280
Everybody looks at him, he's a pervert even though he's not trying to be.

996
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:11,520
So there's these people that'll come out there, it's like, what was it in the, I think it

997
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:13,520
was the first episode?

998
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:18,240
Somehow he ended up, he's like, his gift, like his special ability after he was, he

999
00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:21,520
was reborn is called steel.

1000
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:25,440
So he can, anything he can picture, he can just take and it's in his hand.

1001
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:28,640
He's like, so he takes the panties.

1002
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:29,640
The panty thief.

1003
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:36,040
He's like, and then he starts doing this weird like, like a weird groping motion or whatever

1004
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:38,080
towards him to get him to leave him alone.

1005
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:41,600
He's like, I'll take more.

1006
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:47,560
But they at least, you know, they don't take it so seriously with a lot of these anime.

1007
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:49,160
They actually joke about stuff.

1008
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:51,480
I wish we could do that more here.

1009
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:56,640
I mean, I've just seen one of those, like they tried to do that with Teen Titans Go,

1010
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:58,640
but it just didn't work.

1011
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:01,800
It wasn't really our type of a comedy.

1012
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:02,800
No, probably.

1013
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:04,160
They fucked up Teen Titans.

1014
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:06,200
So it's a different story though.

1015
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:07,200
Alrighty.

1016
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:09,960
You ready to move into some Reddit?

1017
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:10,960
Bagman.

1018
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:11,960
Bagman?

1019
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:12,960
No.

1020
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:13,960
Or Pocketman.

1021
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:14,960
Oh yeah.

1022
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:15,960
We're still not even through with these yet.

1023
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:16,960
Oh yeah.

1024
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:18,920
It's been a long evening already.

1025
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:19,920
All right.

1026
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:22,920
Number nine, Skateman.

1027
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:24,720
Best friend of Pocketman.

1028
00:43:24,720 --> 00:43:25,720
Exactly.

1029
00:43:25,720 --> 00:43:30,920
Skateman was a gem of a superhero created by Neil Adams, who amazingly went on to do

1030
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:35,840
a ton of work for both DC and Marvel, generally regarded as one of the worst comic books of

1031
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:36,840
all time.

1032
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:39,920
This man unsurprisingly lasted for just one issue.

1033
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:41,640
Give me a chance.

1034
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:42,640
Give me three.

1035
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:47,360
As his name suggests, he fights crime on roller skates and unfortunately doesn't have any

1036
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:52,600
real powers to speak of unless you count leaping, striking, slashing, thrusting, and...

1037
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:54,800
Plays that bike guy from One Punch Man?

1038
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:55,800
And striking again.

1039
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:56,800
Jesus.

1040
00:43:56,800 --> 00:44:02,000
His name strikes fear into the hearts of absolutely no one.

1041
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,000
Seriously no one.

1042
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,000
Probably a security guard is like, damn, a skateboarder.

1043
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,000
What, where Neil Adams?

1044
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:10,240
His name is, it would have to be a security guard.

1045
00:44:10,240 --> 00:44:11,240
It had to be.

1046
00:44:11,240 --> 00:44:12,240
Yeah.

1047
00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:16,560
Well, this was by Pacific Comics.

1048
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:17,840
You don't even hear about them, so you know.

1049
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:18,840
I don't know who that is.

1050
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:19,840
Exactly.

1051
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:23,080
Just like Thanos, I don't even know who you are.

1052
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:27,680
This skating disaster could only have come from the mind of a 40 year old in the 1980s

1053
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:31,760
who intended on appealing to a younger audience he clearly did not understand.

1054
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:32,760
Oh boy.

1055
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:33,760
Yeah.

1056
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:38,120
Why read Superman when you have Skateman?

1057
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,360
Superman has x-ray vision and can fly.

1058
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:42,360
Superman has skaterade.

1059
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:47,960
A restorative tonic containing herbs, roots, and the love of a roller-coil.

1060
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:48,960
What the fuck?

1061
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:51,840
It, what the, it had to be a parody.

1062
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:54,840
Like, comic book.

1063
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:55,840
Skateman.

1064
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:56,840
Man.

1065
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:57,840
Skateman.

1066
00:44:57,840 --> 00:45:00,840
Not skeet man, that's a different person.

1067
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:07,400
But it's so funny, like on the first episode, the first issue, he gets fucking shot in

1068
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:08,400
the leg.

1069
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:09,400
He's like, oh, oh shit.

1070
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:14,520
And he's like, actually like, oh my God.

1071
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:16,760
Number eight, Color Kid.

1072
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:19,040
Color Kid?

1073
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:22,560
Color Kid sounds more like the name of a rapper than a superhero.

1074
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:24,120
Just like a rapper either.

1075
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:26,800
But believe it or not, he was a DC creation.

1076
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:29,120
DC comics?

1077
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:33,880
Like a few others on this list, he was, he was rejected from the Legion of Superheroes

1078
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:39,760
for his less than useful powers, probably his lame name too.

1079
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:42,480
Maybe it's his costume didn't have a giant rainbow on it.

1080
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:44,520
They would have taken him a little bit more seriously.

1081
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:49,200
Honestly, he looks more like a Care Bear than someone who kicks ass and takes names.

1082
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:52,360
Look at that grown ass man though.

1083
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:53,360
I know.

1084
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:55,360
That was a kid.

1085
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:59,700
Although he was rejected from the Legion, he became part of another Legion of Substitute

1086
00:45:59,700 --> 00:46:04,000
Heroes who apparently found more use for his color changing powers.

1087
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:08,400
Since he's able to change the color of things via the electromagnetic spectrum, he can sometimes

1088
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:13,520
alter their composition, which did prove useful during the Earth War invasion.

1089
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:20,000
As a member, Color Kid was entitled to the Legion of, the Legion Flight Ring, which also

1090
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,600
allowed him to fly among other things.

1091
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:23,600
They always had that ring for everybody.

1092
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:25,840
It made the Legion ring.

1093
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:26,840
It made flying useless.

1094
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:27,840
Useless.

1095
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:30,640
If that was all your super power was, it's like, well.

1096
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:34,440
We got this ring so we don't need to get it.

1097
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:35,440
Number 7, Doorman.

1098
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:36,440
Doorman?

1099
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:37,440
Doorman.

1100
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:41,320
What could possibly be so great about watching the door of a building and keeping out the

1101
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:42,320
lowlifes?

1102
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:47,880
Wait, that's not what Marvel's Doorman superhero does.

1103
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:49,320
Then why is he named that?

1104
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:52,560
There are certain words that have a particular connotation attached to them, and Doorman

1105
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:53,560
is one of them.

1106
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:58,040
If his super power allows for the transportation of people from place to place, why not call

1107
00:46:58,040 --> 00:46:59,440
him Teleport Man?

1108
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:01,440
Or something more exciting sounding.

1109
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:04,880
Believe it or not, Doorman actually has a pretty interesting storyline.

1110
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:10,000
He's eventually tapped as a new Angel of Death after Deathurge is captured.

1111
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:14,880
Although his father doesn't approve of his superhero lifestyle, he's overjoyed at his

1112
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:18,160
son's Angel of Death appointment.

1113
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:22,880
Doorman has to collect the soul of his own father after he dies while decorating for

1114
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:23,880
Christmas.

1115
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:24,880
Jeesh.

1116
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:25,880
Yeah.

1117
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:30,400
I'm fucking cracking his neck on the little stool he gets up on and he trips over.

1118
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:31,400
Yep.

1119
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:33,360
And breaks his neck on the coffee table.

1120
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:35,560
Number 6, Maggot.

1121
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:36,920
Maggot?

1122
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:42,080
Briefly a member of the X-Men, Maggot is a unique type of mutant who possesses a sentient

1123
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:43,840
digestive system.

1124
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:49,320
That's right, he has two giant slug creatures living in his stomach named Eany and Meany.

1125
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:51,120
Eany and Meany.

1126
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:54,360
Eany, Meany, Mighty Moe.

1127
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:58,040
These beings use the energy from the food that they aid to give Maggot his energy.

1128
00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:01,200
Thus, without them he suffers greatly and can actually die.

1129
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:12,160
Aside from that, he really has no powers to speak of, although he did gain strength comparable

1130
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:15,120
of how much the slugs have eaten.

1131
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:20,560
Eany and Meany can consume pretty much anything including human flesh, just like actual Maggots

1132
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:21,560
do.

1133
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:22,560
That doesn't sound right at all.

1134
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:30,800
In fact, they almost eat Psylocke.

1135
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:33,720
Whatever she attacked him and the uncanny X-Men.

1136
00:48:33,720 --> 00:48:40,160
However, it was the consumption of a bomb implanted in Cyclops that gained him his favor

1137
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:41,960
in a spot on the X-Men.

1138
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:46,280
Still, despite his merits, Maggot got stuck with one of the most disgusting mutations

1139
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:50,320
around and a matching name to boot.

1140
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:53,560
The next one, number 5, the Gay Ghost.

1141
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:54,560
The Gay Ghost.

1142
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:55,560
What?

1143
00:48:55,560 --> 00:49:02,000
Just the look on your face is like, huh?

1144
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,840
To matter if he's gay or not.

1145
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:09,160
Well one of the oldest superheroes in terms of his creation and actual age, the Gay Ghost's

1146
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:14,880
name doesn't quite mean what you think it might.

1147
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:17,080
Is he happy?

1148
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:22,120
So his origin tale tells of a strange adventure in one of the queerest in all of history.

1149
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:23,120
The Casper?

1150
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:28,920
He wasn't supposed to be portrayed in the contemporary meaning of the word gay.

1151
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:34,160
Created in the 1940s for the first issue of Sensation Comics, the Gay Ghost's name was

1152
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:42,360
supposed to be a hint to his amicable, cheerful leanings much like Casper was called the Friendly

1153
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:43,360
Ghost.

1154
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:44,360
Okay.

1155
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:49,360
The name is pretty silly as, in his main super power, entering the bodies of men who he deemed

1156
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:50,360
good and hard.

1157
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:52,360
And he goes right after their asshole.

1158
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:55,680
Their description doesn't make it.

1159
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:58,600
Yeah, doesn't help at all.

1160
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:01,680
Essentially he possesses people, but only men.

1161
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:03,680
Oh, okay.

1162
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:04,680
Alright.

1163
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:05,680
Okay.

1164
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:15,160
You know, the gay part doesn't mean gay though, okay.

1165
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:18,160
The name still fits into what I'm trying to say.

1166
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:20,160
So this guy knew exactly what he was writing?

1167
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:21,160
Yes he did.

1168
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:23,200
Made his character.

1169
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:28,200
His name was changed to the Grim Ghost in the 1950s to avoid offending the general population

1170
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:29,680
sensibilities of the time.

1171
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:33,520
He had to marry a woman, even though he loves men.

1172
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:36,240
The whole Ropeback Mountain situation he's having.

1173
00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:37,240
Now the Grim Ghost.

1174
00:50:37,240 --> 00:50:38,240
The Grim Ghost.

1175
00:50:38,240 --> 00:50:39,240
Now he's Grim.

1176
00:50:39,240 --> 00:50:42,360
Anyway, I had to quit you.

1177
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:43,800
Now I'm not happy.

1178
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:45,200
Number four, Fruit Boy.

1179
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:47,600
Oh boy, what was it?

1180
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:50,840
Gay man's gay ghost sidekick?

1181
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:53,920
One of the many potential recruits rejected by the Legion of Superheroes.

1182
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:55,040
I don't fucking reject him.

1183
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:56,840
So you have Keller Kid and Fruit Boy.

1184
00:50:56,840 --> 00:51:01,560
What if he just carried around bowls of fruit to help you get healthy?

1185
00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:05,360
Fruit Boy's name is about as impressive as his power.

1186
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:08,080
Essentially a guy who just carries around a bag of fruit.

1187
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:09,440
Oh yeah, okay he does.

1188
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:14,440
Ripping it with some sort of concentrated energy he didn't really stick around long.

1189
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:18,680
Only appearing in three Legion of Superheroes issues, he was pretty much just a part of

1190
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:22,200
a ploy at diplomacy by the President of the United States.

1191
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:28,680
A few issues after he was introduced, the United Planets used him and the other Legion

1192
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:31,400
rejects to form their own group.

1193
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:36,200
They were supposed to observe the dissection of an alien destroyer carcass that turned

1194
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:38,000
out not to be dead at all.

1195
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:43,600
Maybe if Fruit Boy had used a bunch of his ripe fruits to choke the destroyer to death,

1196
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:47,920
Legion wouldn't have to rescue them from it.

1197
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:50,440
Number three, Negasonic Teenage Warhead.

1198
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:51,640
Really?

1199
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:52,640
Just the name.

1200
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:56,000
Not necessarily the powers, but that's a long ass name.

1201
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:57,560
Just the length of it?

1202
00:51:57,560 --> 00:52:00,000
That's why Deadpool made fun of it, remember?

1203
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:01,000
Yeah.

1204
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:02,000
What is that name?

1205
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:03,720
I thought he liked that name.

1206
00:52:03,720 --> 00:52:09,680
Negasonic Teenage Warhead because there's a whole mouth full of shit.

1207
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:13,120
Of course, she was part of the new X-Men in the early 2000s.

1208
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:14,120
Really that young huh?

1209
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:15,120
Mm-hmm.

1210
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:16,120
That was older than that.

1211
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:19,800
Character wise anyway, I mean like publication wise.

1212
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:20,800
Yeah, yeah.

1213
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:23,480
I know it was all the way to the early 2000s.

1214
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:27,920
When she's toward it, when she grows up she just drops a teenage party just Negasonic

1215
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:28,920
Warhead?

1216
00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:29,920
Probably.

1217
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:31,320
Yeah, she's a Negasonic Warhead.

1218
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:33,480
Close enough, yeah.

1219
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:37,320
Negasonic Teenage Warhead is one of those superhero names that you either think is absolutely

1220
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:39,560
amazing or incredibly lame.

1221
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:40,600
No middle ground, huh?

1222
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:41,600
No middle grain.

1223
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:45,440
Either way, you have to admit it's a pretty ridiculous name.

1224
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:49,840
Even Kitty Pride remarks in the comic books, wow we really have to run out of names.

1225
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:52,760
Hang on, wow we really have run out of names?

1226
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:54,920
She doesn't even have a superhero name.

1227
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:55,920
Kitty Pride?

1228
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:56,920
Yeah, what the hell is she talking about?

1229
00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:57,920
Shadow Cat.

1230
00:52:57,920 --> 00:52:58,920
Shadow Cat is stupid.

1231
00:52:58,920 --> 00:52:59,920
But she had a name.

1232
00:52:59,920 --> 00:53:00,920
Oh yeah, I guess she did.

1233
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:01,920
What is Shadow Cat?

1234
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:02,920
Yeah, it's Shadow Cat.

1235
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:05,920
I guess I'm thinking about Jean Grey.

1236
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:07,920
She didn't really have a name.

1237
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:09,920
Well that was the way of the panel.

1238
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:11,320
Before that she didn't have any.

1239
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:12,320
Just Jean Grey?

1240
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:13,320
Yeah, basically.

1241
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:15,120
She's just gonna fuck you up with her own name?

1242
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:17,720
She's gonna fucking give you everyone's fucking description.

1243
00:53:17,720 --> 00:53:20,640
Like you have her name right, then you type it in the fucking computer and you find out

1244
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:21,640
everyone else's name.

1245
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:22,640
Jean Grey?

1246
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:26,400
Oh she goes to the school of extraordinary students as Professor Xavier, hoping for their

1247
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:27,400
secret identity.

1248
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:28,760
You just find them all?

1249
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:29,760
Yeah.

1250
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:35,760
With a name like that, it's not surprising that Grant Morrison borrowed it from elsewhere.

1251
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:41,520
Apparently, he was a big fan of the group Monster Magnet, who have a song called Negasonic

1252
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:42,520
Teenage Warhead.

1253
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:43,520
Oh really?

1254
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:48,200
Morrison created the character during his time working on New X-Men in the early 2000s,

1255
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:51,320
but her appearances were short-lived.

1256
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:55,480
She mostly functioned as a student of Emma Frost's, and then later appeared as a member

1257
00:53:55,480 --> 00:54:00,000
of the Hellfire Club along with the Black King and Perfection.

1258
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:06,240
Even her portrayal in Deadpool films was largely due to her name alone, which the filmmakers

1259
00:54:06,240 --> 00:54:09,960
chose out of 400 different X-Men characters that they could choose.

1260
00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:10,960
How many?

1261
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:11,960
400 what?

1262
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:14,600
There's been that many X-Men characters?

1263
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:16,200
Jesus Christ.

1264
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:19,880
Screenwriter Paul Wernick put it, I don't care what her powers are, she's gonna be in

1265
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:21,960
the movie.

1266
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:26,000
Number two, God this is such a stupid name.

1267
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:27,000
Arm Fall Off Boy.

1268
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,560
Oh that guy.

1269
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:29,560
So you know this one.

1270
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:32,720
Suicide Squad guy, wasn't it?

1271
00:54:32,720 --> 00:54:33,720
Let's see here.

1272
00:54:33,720 --> 00:54:34,720
Do you see character?

1273
00:54:34,720 --> 00:54:35,720
Yeah, it's DC.

1274
00:54:35,720 --> 00:54:36,720
Okay, that is the same one.

1275
00:54:36,720 --> 00:54:38,720
He's part of the Legion.

1276
00:54:38,720 --> 00:54:41,720
Nathan Fillion was playing, wasn't it?

1277
00:54:41,720 --> 00:54:43,440
Was there a different one?

1278
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:46,560
Or did they change the name for him?

1279
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:51,520
When your name sounds like a punk and emo band had a baby, it's easy to see why no one

1280
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:52,880
takes you seriously.

1281
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:57,120
Arm Fall Off Boy was one of the handful of superheroes who tried out for the Legion during

1282
00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:59,640
the Secret Origins comics in the 1980s.

1283
00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:04,440
In issue number 46, he demonstrated his powers to a bewildered Saturn girl, lightning lad,

1284
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:07,960
and cosmic boy to which they responded with a polite no thank you.

1285
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:11,160
Did he watch his hands fall off?

1286
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:13,960
First of all, his arm doesn't even fall off.

1287
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:19,200
He has to pull it off in order for it to be used as a weapon.

1288
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:21,880
If it did fall off, that'd be even more stupid.

1289
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:24,400
Imagine he's in battle running around.

1290
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:27,400
His arm just falls off.

1291
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:33,280
Then it wouldn't even be a superpower to work with.

1292
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:34,280
We get disadvantaged.

1293
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:40,720
Secondly, isn't it sort of redundant to have an arm you pull off into a weapon?

1294
00:55:40,720 --> 00:55:42,480
You grab your own arm?

1295
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:46,160
Well no, because if we're being logical, you get more weight, right?

1296
00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:47,160
If you start swinging.

1297
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:48,160
More leverage.

1298
00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:49,880
You just smash swinging your fist around.

1299
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:52,000
Man, you'd be hurting your knuckles.

1300
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:56,520
It's no wonder the guy's entire existence was wiped out following the events of Zero

1301
00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:57,520
Hour.

1302
00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:58,520
Jesus.

1303
00:55:58,520 --> 00:55:59,520
He's gone?

1304
00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:00,520
Doesn't even exist.

1305
00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:04,440
And the last one, number one of the stupidest names.

1306
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:05,440
Looker.

1307
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:06,440
Looker.

1308
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:07,440
Looker.

1309
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:08,440
L-O-K-E-R?

1310
00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:09,440
Looker.

1311
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:16,480
Is this not the most ridiculously sexist name for a superhero you've ever heard?

1312
00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:21,480
As if this poor little self worth and identity are entirely wrapped up in her luck.

1313
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:23,440
I see the context.

1314
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:29,000
Never mind that she actually has some pretty impressive superpowers like telepathy, telekinesis,

1315
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:30,000
and psychometry.

1316
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:34,360
Couldn't they have just called her something like telepath?

1317
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:35,360
Maybe?

1318
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:39,680
Looker started off as Emily Briggs, a homely bank teller in Los Angeles.

1319
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:44,200
They use the word homely.

1320
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:50,080
Again though she's kidnapped by the Abyssians, it's revealed that she's not next in line

1321
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:56,080
for their throne, but that Haley's Comet will make her beautiful and powerful.

1322
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:57,520
After that she's transformed.

1323
00:56:57,520 --> 00:57:00,160
She ditches her bank job to become a model.

1324
00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:03,800
Because that's what all women really want to be, right?

1325
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:09,880
What's worse is that she was married and presents her new self to her husband during Christmas

1326
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:13,200
as if her body is a possession to be owned.

1327
00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:17,560
Not to get all feminist on you guys, but that's a whole women's studies paper begging to

1328
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:20,960
be written about this unfortunately named DC heroine.

1329
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:23,440
Never even heard of Looker.

1330
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:24,440
I neither.

1331
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:27,000
Man, just like the amount of history.

1332
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:31,880
I could feel the venom coming from this writer though, from Screen Rant, because of it.

1333
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:32,880
Venom.

1334
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:36,640
Still stuck on the Eminem song?

1335
00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:43,400
Moment I don't know.

1336
00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:46,320
Diddy caught him.

1337
00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:47,320
I know the diddler.

1338
00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:49,120
They finally caught the diddler.

1339
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:50,880
A thousand bottles of baby oil.

1340
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:57,040
I wonder if it's true that, they say that Ben Affleck divorced JLo because the FBI

1341
00:57:57,040 --> 00:58:00,000
showed her a video of her hooking up with Pete Diddy.

1342
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,480
Why the fuck would he have anything to do?

1343
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:04,680
Like hey Ben Affleck, come here real quick.

1344
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:08,440
Like in this investigation, why ruin his marriage?

1345
00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:10,480
And that makes no sense to me.

1346
00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:12,560
It might have been in the other stuff, you never know.

1347
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:14,520
Like if it was the legal stuff, what's that got to do with the husband?

1348
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:15,520
Unless he's in, he's in like.

1349
00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:18,520
Well that's where he's like, yeah I'm done.

1350
00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:23,360
Like it was weird to me, like why the FBI, like the story doesn't like pan out to me.

1351
00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:32,760
It'd be like if the cops found out that my wife was an international terrorist, right?

1352
00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:34,880
And like here she's having sex with another man.

1353
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:36,880
Like what the fuck does it have to do with anything?

1354
00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:38,040
Why are you showing me that?

1355
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:41,040
Like we got video of video of it.

1356
00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:43,920
Just arrest her, you got evidence of that?

1357
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:47,520
That's why it doesn't make any, why would the FBI show Ben Affleck a video of him and

1358
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:51,120
her and Pete Diddy banging?

1359
00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:53,400
I just feel like it's clickbait, it has to be clickbait.

1360
00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:55,400
That makes fucking sense to me.

1361
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:58,040
Yeah there has to be other things involved with that.

1362
00:58:58,040 --> 00:59:00,000
Like they want him to what?

1363
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:01,280
Like hey have you seen anything?

1364
00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:03,520
Like want him to be a witness in the trial?

1365
00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:04,520
To be?

1366
00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:07,160
Or I don't know like they, they were just like here, here like.

1367
00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:09,520
Did you see Meek Mill just came out as gay?

1368
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:10,520
Who?

1369
00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:11,520
Meek Mill.

1370
00:59:11,520 --> 00:59:12,520
Who's that?

1371
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:13,520
That rapper.

1372
00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:17,280
But everybody had been joking about him getting topped by Diddy multiple times and turns out

1373
00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:18,280
he did.

1374
00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:22,840
He came out crying like, Diddy it's all to me.

1375
00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:23,840
Damn that's crazy.

1376
00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:28,200
Oh the Diddler got you too huh?

1377
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:31,200
He sure went to it, I mean with that amount of power he could do whatever he wanted.

1378
00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:32,200
That's crazy.

1379
00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:35,880
Do you remember that scene from Madagascar where it's got the lion, I can't remember

1380
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:42,200
his name, but whenever he's having like the hallucination of meat falling around him at

1381
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:46,120
every time, somebody said that's Diddy in prison.

1382
00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:47,960
Just in a place of just meat.

1383
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:48,960
Just meat?

1384
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:52,960
I think it's more of a power thing for him than actual.

1385
00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:58,040
No I think he was, I think he was the biggest goon of ever.

1386
00:59:58,040 --> 00:59:59,040
Impossible I am.

1387
00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:00,040
He beat you.

1388
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:01,040
I'm the goon.

1389
01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:02,040
Capital T-H-E.

1390
01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:05,040
Somebody said a picture of him.

1391
01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:10,400
You ever seen the character of the goon?

1392
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:12,840
There's a comic book character named the goon.

1393
01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:15,520
He had a crossover with Hellboy once.

1394
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:17,360
It's a Dark Horse character.

1395
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:20,360
He's called the goon.

1396
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:24,240
Unfortunately when he was called the goon he had a different definition.

1397
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:30,240
Now it's the goon is a whole other fucking thing.

1398
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:33,920
It's weird how words just take on the oddest of forms.

1399
01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:37,640
I mean look in the 1940s the ghost was called Gatling.

1400
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:40,040
He knew exactly what he meant.

1401
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:46,040
He must have also been homosexual in terms of like definition because he made him go

1402
01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:48,120
only into men.

1403
01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:49,680
He can only possess men.

1404
01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:50,680
And only to their asshole.

1405
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:54,600
I had to have that part of myself but that's what it sounded like.

1406
01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:57,200
And then he became the Grim Ghost.

1407
01:00:57,200 --> 01:01:03,160
He had to leave that life and marry a woman and he didn't want to but now he's living

1408
01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:05,680
the Brokeback Mountain lifestyle.

1409
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:06,680
I can't quit you.

1410
01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:09,760
I should have watched that movie one time.

1411
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:11,240
See what's going on.

1412
01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:12,600
I never seen it.

1413
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:13,600
Never cared to.

1414
01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:14,600
What's going on?

1415
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:15,600
Come on Break Bad Mountain.

1416
01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:16,600
What's going on?

1417
01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:21,200
You can tell I'm tired because I'm like what's going on?

1418
01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:22,840
With uh wasn't it Heath Ledger?

1419
01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:26,040
Heath Ledger and uh Jake Gyllenhaal.

1420
01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:30,760
It's my boy Jake Gyllenhaal.

1421
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:32,560
Well you can be a country person.

1422
01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:33,920
You know it's a cowboy.

1423
01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:37,520
Mysterio and uh the Joker.

1424
01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:41,560
That's insane.

1425
01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:44,160
Well I mean look what happened to Joker recently in the new movie.

1426
01:01:44,160 --> 01:01:46,040
Oh yeah he got raped.

1427
01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:47,040
Yeah.

1428
01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:48,040
Damn that was wild.

1429
01:01:48,040 --> 01:01:50,920
That's a crazy choice as a writer.

1430
01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:53,520
Yeah just completely just f*** him over.

1431
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:56,680
Now that I'm looking at it I'm like man how did these writers get through writing this?

1432
01:01:56,680 --> 01:02:02,640
Like they write so like you can write some of like the most truly gut turning type scenes

1433
01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:04,680
and you're like oh man how did you write this?

1434
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:06,240
They'd be like I didn't write it.

1435
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:08,120
It spoke to me.

1436
01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:09,120
Some shit like that you know what I mean.

1437
01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:11,680
They always say that inspiration talked to me.

1438
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:14,080
I said okay whatever bro.

1439
01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:16,080
You just got done watching the uh.

1440
01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:22,200
Watched a freaking human centipede and they wrote a f***ing 15 page source story of feces.

1441
01:02:22,200 --> 01:02:28,200
I was going to say you just got to watch Spider-Man get his back blown out so let's do that for

1442
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:29,200
Joker.

1443
01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:35,080
All right let's move into the Reddit real quick and this will be the last segment for

1444
01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:36,080
today.

1445
01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:38,600
Uh first one is by Empathetic Apathist.

1446
01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:39,600
Empathetic Apathist.

1447
01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:43,640
This person puts for context most of my students are seniors in high school.

1448
01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:47,360
We're working on a project that involves CNC milling out of words and then laser engraving

1449
01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:51,160
and laser cutting acrylic letters that are press fitted into the wood.

1450
01:02:51,160 --> 01:02:55,040
The acrylic pieces are the exact same size as the carved out letters so you need some

1451
01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:56,040
pressure to get them back in.

1452
01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:59,040
What the f*** am I laughing at?

1453
01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:01,000
I'm such a child sometimes.

1454
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:04,220
You heard the word pressure to get them in.

1455
01:03:04,220 --> 01:03:07,680
We used a rubber mallet to hit the letters but if students aren't careful they can crack

1456
01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:09,080
the acrylic.

1457
01:03:09,080 --> 01:03:13,260
Whenever I make personal projects like this I push the letters in enough to get them stuck

1458
01:03:13,260 --> 01:03:16,840
then flip the board over with the letters facing down on the table and use the mallet

1459
01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:18,240
to hit the back of the board.

1460
01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:19,240
Smart.

1461
01:03:19,240 --> 01:03:22,800
This causes the acrylic letters to be pushed against the table and into their carved spots

1462
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:23,800
on the board.

1463
01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:27,680
Well while busy talking and taking care of a thousand things around the lab at once I

1464
01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:31,760
quickly told the students who were mid process of pressing their letters in I'd like to

1465
01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:34,160
flip it over and hit it from the back.

1466
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:35,720
Nice.

1467
01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:40,120
Quickly realized what I said and walked in another part of the lab hoping that no one

1468
01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:41,960
had heard that way I had said this.

1469
01:03:41,960 --> 01:03:42,960
Oh they heard.

1470
01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:45,840
I then glanced over to the students and they were laughing pretty hard.

1471
01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:48,920
I walked back over and said yep I heard it too.

1472
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:53,240
They're good kids and knew it was an honest mistake but yeah.

1473
01:03:53,240 --> 01:03:57,040
The first comment you're now way up the list of favorite teachers.

1474
01:03:57,040 --> 01:04:03,080
Coogie likes to flip it over and hit it from the back.

1475
01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:07,120
Alrighty next one is by no dead people please.

1476
01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:08,120
Okay.

1477
01:04:08,120 --> 01:04:12,440
Oh that theory that everyone on Google is dead.

1478
01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:13,440
Yeah.

1479
01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:14,440
Everyone on the internet is dead.

1480
01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:15,440
Yeah the dead internet theory.

1481
01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:16,440
Yeah.

1482
01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:17,440
That's what he's talking about.

1483
01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:19,640
Alright this is a little bit of a long one.

1484
01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:23,400
So this person puts my girlfriend shared a role playing fantasy with me during the early

1485
01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:27,680
stages of our relationship but her own admission she never expected our relationship to grow

1486
01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:30,320
into something serious so she proposed.

1487
01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:34,380
So the purpose of her sharing this specific fantasy on one of our dates didn't feel like

1488
01:04:34,380 --> 01:04:37,080
anything she wanted to actually do.

1489
01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:40,600
It was a trivial topic between two people who didn't see a long term future with each

1490
01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:44,680
other and therefore felt comfortable discussing our absurd fantasies.

1491
01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:47,360
This is how my girlfriend explained her fantasy to me.

1492
01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:51,640
She catches her supposedly straight boyfriend fucking a male sex doll which turns her on

1493
01:04:51,640 --> 01:05:04,200
and prompts her to encourage him to continue fucking the doll.

1494
01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:05,480
While she watches the master rapes.

1495
01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:08,680
Yeah we gotta stop right there and move on to the next one.

1496
01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:10,680
We got all we needed.

1497
01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:14,480
Just look at your face.

1498
01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:18,680
I'm not gonna buy my own fucking business.

1499
01:05:18,680 --> 01:05:23,160
Cause you started going like huh?

1500
01:05:23,160 --> 01:05:27,080
No idea how to react at the time but I always remembered my girlfriend struggling to balance

1501
01:05:27,080 --> 01:05:32,800
her embarrassment with her enthusiasm which was wholesome as fucking it made me like her

1502
01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:33,800
even more.

1503
01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:37,560
Did he want to do the thing where like he just one day does the same thing and she just

1504
01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:40,640
walks in and he just like fucking going to town.

1505
01:05:40,640 --> 01:05:46,520
And they got a surprise thing and it just went off the rails from there.

1506
01:05:46,520 --> 01:05:48,280
She said what the fuck are you doing?

1507
01:05:48,280 --> 01:05:50,400
And blah blah blah.

1508
01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:54,320
I liked her so much that I wanted to keep seeing her and thankfully the feeling was

1509
01:05:54,320 --> 01:05:55,320
mutual.

1510
01:05:55,320 --> 01:05:58,320
We eventually became girlfriend and boyfriend and life continued.

1511
01:05:58,320 --> 01:06:02,000
My girlfriend never referenced the gay sex doll fantasy again even though we experimented

1512
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:04,560
with a variety of other role playing fantasies in the bedroom.

1513
01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:13,040
I never forgot and I figured it would be kind of cool to celebrate her one year anniversary.

1514
01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:16,640
By exploring the fantasy my girlfriend shared with me whenever I was nothing more to her

1515
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:20,000
than a guy that just she wanted to have fun with in her free time.

1516
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:23,880
I decided to keep it a surprise and let my girlfriend believe that our anniversary never

1517
01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:24,880
was a surprise.

1518
01:06:24,880 --> 01:06:25,880
There it is.

1519
01:06:25,880 --> 01:06:26,880
The surprise part.

1520
01:06:26,880 --> 01:06:29,880
It was a special as things were gonna get that night but little did she.

1521
01:06:29,880 --> 01:06:32,800
Her and her parents came in for dinner.

1522
01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:35,800
Here I was going to town.

1523
01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:39,600
But little did she know that I secretly made all the necessary arrangements to bring her

1524
01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:42,120
home erotic fantasy to life.

1525
01:06:42,120 --> 01:06:43,600
The plan was simple.

1526
01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:46,160
Go out for dinner, come home, cuddle on the couch.

1527
01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:50,080
However mid cuddle I would go to the bathroom but that would be an act because I would not

1528
01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:51,520
be going to the bathroom at all.

1529
01:06:51,520 --> 01:06:55,080
I would instead be lying for the fucking plot twist.

1530
01:06:55,080 --> 01:07:00,880
But I wasn't going to the bathroom.

1531
01:07:00,880 --> 01:07:04,480
I would instead be lying for the bedroom where I would get undressed and proceed to get things

1532
01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:06,320
on with the male sex doll.

1533
01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:14,040
Which I ordered online weeks ago and managed to keep hidden until this moment.

1534
01:07:14,040 --> 01:07:18,800
The idea being that my girlfriend would begin to wonder where the fuck I was and then eventually

1535
01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:25,840
find me balls deep inside the rubber butt of a life like sex toy.

1536
01:07:25,840 --> 01:07:29,920
I was hoping that by the time my girlfriend opened the bedroom door I would have managed

1537
01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:36,040
to get it up, get it in and somehow make it look like I'm not just a fucking inanimate

1538
01:07:36,040 --> 01:07:39,120
object but the object of my deepest desires.

1539
01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:47,920
Needless to say I had to be hard to fuck the doll which proved to be hard to do because

1540
01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:50,400
you know it's a fucking doll.

1541
01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:53,040
Not exactly my type.

1542
01:07:53,040 --> 01:07:56,480
I never even heard my girlfriend approach the bedroom because I was too focused on forcing

1543
01:07:56,480 --> 01:07:57,480
my dick to cooperate.

1544
01:07:57,480 --> 01:08:03,880
As soon as the bedroom door swung open my girlfriend and I saw each other with fucking

1545
01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:04,880
frowns.

1546
01:08:04,880 --> 01:08:12,880
The gasp from both.

1547
01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:19,560
She's like he's like and then Jesus is like.

1548
01:08:19,560 --> 01:08:25,120
God's like and say like.

1549
01:08:25,120 --> 01:08:28,640
My girlfriend covered her mouth with her hand and asked if I was gonna walk up the fuck

1550
01:08:28,640 --> 01:08:29,640
was happening.

1551
01:08:29,640 --> 01:08:32,400
The fucking arm the gas and the hand gas.

1552
01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:33,400
My god.

1553
01:08:33,400 --> 01:08:36,400
Let me fucking serious.

1554
01:08:36,400 --> 01:08:39,400
Yeah.

1555
01:08:39,400 --> 01:08:44,320
I jokingly said that she wanted to be with a guy who was into fucking twink sex dolls

1556
01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:45,320
up the ass.

1557
01:08:45,320 --> 01:08:50,140
He's like he just fucking flexes his muscles yeah.

1558
01:08:50,140 --> 01:08:54,000
My girlfriend laughed and said that she had no idea what I was talking about but she was

1559
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:55,760
keen to know more.

1560
01:08:55,760 --> 01:08:56,760
I never lost my shit.

1561
01:08:56,760 --> 01:08:57,760
What are you bitch?

1562
01:08:57,760 --> 01:08:58,760
What the fuck do you mean?

1563
01:08:58,760 --> 01:09:01,080
This was your idea.

1564
01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:06,120
I reminded her of the moment at the beginning of our relationship whenever she revealed

1565
01:09:06,120 --> 01:09:10,520
that she fantasized about a role playing situation where she catches her boyfriend fucking a

1566
01:09:10,520 --> 01:09:13,680
male sex doll and then she ends up enjoying the show.

1567
01:09:13,680 --> 01:09:18,200
My girlfriend gradually stopped laughing and said that she most definitely would have remembered

1568
01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:23,880
something as specific as that and yet she's trying to remember anything like that.

1569
01:09:23,880 --> 01:09:24,880
You got dementia?

1570
01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:25,880
You got Alzheimer's?

1571
01:09:25,880 --> 01:09:28,960
What do you mean you don't remember?

1572
01:09:28,960 --> 01:09:31,960
Ever being discussed between the two of us or anyone else.

1573
01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:35,040
I said I remembered though hence the fuckable mannequin.

1574
01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:37,800
I was failing to fuck.

1575
01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:42,320
My girlfriend stopped saying she didn't remember what I was talking about and low key switched

1576
01:09:42,320 --> 01:09:46,080
to disagreeing with me because she never shared a fantasy like that with anyone because she

1577
01:09:46,080 --> 01:09:49,680
refused to believe it was something she would think of let alone enjoy.

1578
01:09:49,680 --> 01:09:50,680
What the fuck?

1579
01:09:50,680 --> 01:09:54,120
How the fuck did this turn back on me?

1580
01:09:54,120 --> 01:09:58,640
I made it clear to her that I would never have purchased a male sex doll.

1581
01:09:58,640 --> 01:10:04,360
Much less go as far to fuck the thing as it wasn't for the fact that I remembered her

1582
01:10:04,360 --> 01:10:07,080
talking about how hot that was for her.

1583
01:10:07,080 --> 01:10:08,600
Wait a minute.

1584
01:10:08,600 --> 01:10:09,600
My girlfriend asked.

1585
01:10:09,600 --> 01:10:10,600
Wait a minute.

1586
01:10:10,600 --> 01:10:11,600
This wasn't her was it?

1587
01:10:11,600 --> 01:10:12,600
I don't know.

1588
01:10:12,600 --> 01:10:16,400
He was like this was a different person he dated during the same time as her.

1589
01:10:16,400 --> 01:10:18,280
That would have been funny though.

1590
01:10:18,280 --> 01:10:24,440
My girlfriend asked if one of us was gaslighting the other or maybe one of us aka me was feeling

1591
01:10:24,440 --> 01:10:31,160
somewhat ashamed about what was going on in the room before she walked in.

1592
01:10:31,160 --> 01:10:32,640
Maybe.

1593
01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:36,600
I said I was feeling frustrated that she was refusing to even entertain the idea that she

1594
01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:39,840
might have had this fantasy and communicated with me.

1595
01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:43,640
My girlfriend said maybe I was confusing her with an ex-girlfriend who enjoyed watching

1596
01:10:43,640 --> 01:10:46,880
straight guys doing gay stuff.

1597
01:10:46,880 --> 01:10:50,600
I decided to shut up and get dressed because I didn't understand what was going on anymore.

1598
01:10:50,600 --> 01:10:55,160
My girlfriend inspected the sex doll and continued to question me about the so called fantasy

1599
01:10:55,160 --> 01:11:00,240
of hers and she was convinced that it was in fact my fantasy.

1600
01:11:00,240 --> 01:11:08,440
She wondered if it was just her that thought the sex doll kind of looked like my best friend.

1601
01:11:08,440 --> 01:11:15,040
I kissed her and said happy anniversary before I reiterated that this was all for her.

1602
01:11:15,040 --> 01:11:19,680
My girlfriend asked if that was meant that she could use the sex doll too.

1603
01:11:19,680 --> 01:11:32,400
I said since both my dick and my chick are not into me using the doll then I would have

1604
01:11:32,400 --> 01:11:35,880
no use for it so consider it an anniversary gift.

1605
01:11:35,880 --> 01:11:40,320
My girlfriend thanked me and said she appreciated how vulnerable I was willing to be in front

1606
01:11:40,320 --> 01:11:42,320
of her regardless of whose fantasies it was.

1607
01:11:42,320 --> 01:11:43,320
It's been a month.

1608
01:11:43,320 --> 01:11:45,320
I would have never let that slide.

1609
01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:48,080
You know, god dang well this was your idea.

1610
01:11:48,080 --> 01:11:53,280
It's been a month since the night of our anniversary and one thing has become apparent to me.

1611
01:11:53,280 --> 01:11:54,600
My girlfriend loves the sex doll.

1612
01:11:54,600 --> 01:11:59,120
In fact she's been fucking it more than she fucks me but she denies it which seems to

1613
01:11:59,120 --> 01:12:01,920
be something she does a lot whenever it comes to the sex doll.

1614
01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:07,480
I wish I could go back in time and tell my past me to avoid buying the sex doll and save

1615
01:12:07,480 --> 01:12:09,440
the money for a PS5 or some shit.

1616
01:12:09,440 --> 01:12:12,440
That'd be nice.

1617
01:12:12,440 --> 01:12:21,640
The first response is, anyone going to talk about how she said it looked like his best

1618
01:12:21,640 --> 01:12:24,440
friend and now she wants to fuck it all the time?

1619
01:12:24,440 --> 01:12:25,440
Oh yeah.

1620
01:12:25,440 --> 01:12:29,600
That's the fucked up part.

1621
01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:33,120
Alrighty next one is by Early Bathroom 9533.

1622
01:12:33,120 --> 01:12:34,120
Ready?

1623
01:12:34,120 --> 01:12:36,720
First and best.

1624
01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:37,720
So here's the story y'all.

1625
01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:38,720
Y'all.

1626
01:12:38,720 --> 01:12:39,720
Y'all.

1627
01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:41,720
That's how you know it's gonna be something is y'all.

1628
01:12:41,720 --> 01:12:47,520
I am in my first semester of college.

1629
01:12:47,520 --> 01:12:51,000
This guy is super nonchalant and we are only friends with benefits.

1630
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:52,560
So I don't know him that well.

1631
01:12:52,560 --> 01:12:55,760
We basically just text whenever we need something at the night he texted me.

1632
01:12:55,760 --> 01:12:58,600
He texted me at 2.30 saying he couldn't sleep.

1633
01:12:58,600 --> 01:13:02,160
At that point in the night I had already taken my nightly pills and today's birth control

1634
01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:04,440
pill happened to be a placebo.

1635
01:13:04,440 --> 01:13:08,200
Normally whenever I take the placebo my period doesn't start for a couple of days so whenever

1636
01:13:08,200 --> 01:13:10,520
he texted I didn't think anything of it.

1637
01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:15,920
Anyways we go out and park and we start fucking in my car and he puts my legs over my head

1638
01:13:15,920 --> 01:13:18,920
and I feel gurgling and weird.

1639
01:13:18,920 --> 01:13:20,960
The gurgly and weird?

1640
01:13:20,960 --> 01:13:26,400
I had been having stomach problems all day from the shitty cafeteria food and I should

1641
01:13:26,400 --> 01:13:31,720
have taken a shit before we left because I felt like something was leaking out but I

1642
01:13:31,720 --> 01:13:34,480
didn't want to believe it so we kept fucking.

1643
01:13:34,480 --> 01:13:36,360
That's dark.

1644
01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:40,080
We can't tell whatsoever than the smell.

1645
01:13:40,080 --> 01:13:46,240
And I'm thinking oh shit I just totally shat myself.

1646
01:13:46,240 --> 01:13:49,800
And so he stops and looks down confused and I grab his dick.

1647
01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:51,840
And there's literally shit all over.

1648
01:13:51,840 --> 01:13:56,420
I grab a towel and open the doors and clean to move everything up.

1649
01:13:56,420 --> 01:13:59,720
Both of us silent in horror and what had just happened.

1650
01:13:59,720 --> 01:14:06,080
I'm so embarrassed because I feel like I'm totally reaching and I'm just like yeah that

1651
01:14:06,080 --> 01:14:09,080
is definitely the last time we're doing that like that anyway.

1652
01:14:09,080 --> 01:14:11,800
God the way these people write.

1653
01:14:11,800 --> 01:14:15,960
Doing that like there is no way he is going to want to fuck me ever again.

1654
01:14:15,960 --> 01:14:19,880
Anyways so we clean up and get dressed and I turn the car on which turns the lights on

1655
01:14:19,880 --> 01:14:25,600
and he looks in his boxers and he's like I think you're on your period too.

1656
01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:27,440
You're joking a double whammy?

1657
01:14:27,440 --> 01:14:32,400
So at some point I'm just like yeah I'm going to be single forever and start driving absolutely

1658
01:14:32,400 --> 01:14:37,240
horrified and he says hey look on the bright side at least you didn't shit yourself.

1659
01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:41,200
Very funny.

1660
01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:47,400
What Lamau he thinks it's all my period and no kaka?

1661
01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:51,760
I really hope whenever I dropped him off and he cleans up and he continues to think that.

1662
01:14:51,760 --> 01:14:55,340
He said in the car a couple of times that like don't worry about it.

1663
01:14:55,340 --> 01:14:56,600
It happens.

1664
01:14:56,600 --> 01:15:01,500
But I just have this gut feeling that this arrangement is coming to a close which sucks

1665
01:15:01,500 --> 01:15:06,080
because I actually like him but that story is for another day.

1666
01:15:06,080 --> 01:15:11,360
So there you have it laying in bed 4.30 in the morning having an exam at 11 cramps killing

1667
01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:14,200
hate myself.

1668
01:15:14,200 --> 01:15:22,920
Yeah so she shit herself and period that's a definite double whammy.

1669
01:15:22,920 --> 01:15:30,160
The rule of the day if you feel like you gots to shit before doing anything go shit.

1670
01:15:30,160 --> 01:15:31,160
Don't try to hold it.

1671
01:15:31,160 --> 01:15:35,280
We've heard so many people yeah I held it until I got to the dead the dental office and

1672
01:15:35,280 --> 01:15:40,120
the shit also blew my back out.

1673
01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:41,120
It's too many times.

1674
01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:43,480
Too many times.

1675
01:15:43,480 --> 01:15:49,080
Next one is by OPLoftage.

1676
01:15:49,080 --> 01:15:50,880
Too many letters at the end.

1677
01:15:50,880 --> 01:15:52,800
Might sound a bit weird but bear with me.

1678
01:15:52,800 --> 01:15:56,160
A few years ago I had to go to Japan for a project.

1679
01:15:56,160 --> 01:16:00,440
Our team were also treated to various dinners during the course of two weeks.

1680
01:16:00,440 --> 01:16:04,880
Some at pretty upmarket places like geishas and stuff like that.

1681
01:16:04,880 --> 01:16:09,560
The geishas had difficulty in pronouncing a colleagues Percy's name.

1682
01:16:09,560 --> 01:16:10,560
Percy.

1683
01:16:10,560 --> 01:16:11,560
Percy.

1684
01:16:11,560 --> 01:16:16,200
It came out like pussy son.

1685
01:16:16,200 --> 01:16:19,360
I thought it was funny and changed its contact to that in my phone.

1686
01:16:19,360 --> 01:16:21,680
The day after we got back I forgot my phone at home.

1687
01:16:21,680 --> 01:16:27,760
I phoned my wife and asked her to tell anyone that phoned to contact me directly on my landline.

1688
01:16:27,760 --> 01:16:30,280
Guess who was the first to call.

1689
01:16:30,280 --> 01:16:35,520
My wife had no idea how to answer the call looking at the caller ID and even if she should

1690
01:16:35,520 --> 01:16:38,280
answer pussy son.

1691
01:16:38,280 --> 01:16:39,280
Weird.

1692
01:16:39,280 --> 01:16:41,360
Sometimes pronunciation is hard.

1693
01:16:41,360 --> 01:16:43,920
They can't say my name properly in here.

1694
01:16:43,920 --> 01:16:44,920
That's for sure.

1695
01:16:44,920 --> 01:16:45,920
No way.

1696
01:16:45,920 --> 01:16:49,320
Have I had any kind of every version they can possibly get?

1697
01:16:49,320 --> 01:16:50,320
No.

1698
01:16:50,320 --> 01:16:51,320
Noah.

1699
01:16:51,320 --> 01:16:52,320
They don't even try.

1700
01:16:52,320 --> 01:16:53,320
They just say no.

1701
01:16:53,320 --> 01:16:54,320
No.

1702
01:16:54,320 --> 01:16:55,320
No.

1703
01:16:55,320 --> 01:16:59,880
They can say Jose even though there's a freaking E at the end of it.

1704
01:16:59,880 --> 01:17:00,880
That is true.

1705
01:17:00,880 --> 01:17:06,040
So why can't you take that in your brain and then assume like oh he's Hispanic too so the

1706
01:17:06,040 --> 01:17:08,160
A must be exactly the same.

1707
01:17:08,160 --> 01:17:10,680
You dumb sexist shit.

1708
01:17:10,680 --> 01:17:11,680
Even Jesus.

1709
01:17:11,680 --> 01:17:12,680
Hey.

1710
01:17:12,680 --> 01:17:13,680
It's got the.

1711
01:17:13,680 --> 01:17:14,680
Right.

1712
01:17:14,680 --> 01:17:15,680
It's an H.

1713
01:17:15,680 --> 01:17:16,680
No but it's got the A sound.

1714
01:17:16,680 --> 01:17:17,680
Jesus.

1715
01:17:17,680 --> 01:17:18,680
Hey.

1716
01:17:18,680 --> 01:17:19,680
Hey.

1717
01:17:19,680 --> 01:17:20,680
Yeah.

1718
01:17:20,680 --> 01:17:21,680
Jesus.

1719
01:17:21,680 --> 01:17:22,680
Jesus.

1720
01:17:22,680 --> 01:17:30,560
If you're Spanish where you have the extra like little lip spathium.

1721
01:17:30,560 --> 01:17:31,560
All right.

1722
01:17:31,560 --> 01:17:33,880
Next one is by Yo 2023.

1723
01:17:33,880 --> 01:17:40,720
It's where some bits using using an alternative account because I don't really want to come

1724
01:17:40,720 --> 01:17:41,720
back on me.

1725
01:17:41,720 --> 01:17:43,120
I know it is a shit man.

1726
01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:44,120
Come on.

1727
01:17:44,120 --> 01:17:46,520
Like there's some fucking super spy.

1728
01:17:46,520 --> 01:17:47,520
You know what?

1729
01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:48,520
We can find man.

1730
01:17:48,520 --> 01:17:50,040
Find out where I'm at.

1731
01:17:50,040 --> 01:17:55,080
Also on mobile so please bear with if I misspell something and forget any capitalization.

1732
01:17:55,080 --> 01:18:00,000
I also included in the not safe for work in case discussing nipples or areolas is considered

1733
01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:01,000
bad.

1734
01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:04,120
This person is not a not safe for work.

1735
01:18:04,120 --> 01:18:07,000
I missed the fun ones of just like people shitting them.

1736
01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:09,000
I know they're hard to find.

1737
01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:10,000
Yeah.

1738
01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:11,000
Take me right.

1739
01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:14,320
I apologize in advance.

1740
01:18:14,320 --> 01:18:17,800
Today while at work I accidentally injured my right areola while stacking some totes at

1741
01:18:17,800 --> 01:18:18,800
work.

1742
01:18:18,800 --> 01:18:22,280
I was placing the totes on the fuck.

1743
01:18:22,280 --> 01:18:25,480
They weigh 50 pounds apiece.

1744
01:18:25,480 --> 01:18:28,840
I was placing the totes on a larger stack and I guess I was too close to the edge of

1745
01:18:28,840 --> 01:18:31,920
the totes and crushed my nipple cutting a small part of my areola.

1746
01:18:31,920 --> 01:18:32,920
Oh shit.

1747
01:18:32,920 --> 01:18:33,920
That would fucking kill.

1748
01:18:33,920 --> 01:18:35,080
Now I'm sitting at home.

1749
01:18:35,080 --> 01:18:36,720
I see my injury and shame.

1750
01:18:36,720 --> 01:18:41,680
I can't tell any of my family or my partner because it's so I'm so embarrassed but I had

1751
01:18:41,680 --> 01:18:42,840
to get this off of my chest.

1752
01:18:42,840 --> 01:18:43,840
What do you mean?

1753
01:18:43,840 --> 01:18:44,840
I can say that.

1754
01:18:44,840 --> 01:18:45,840
No problem.

1755
01:18:45,840 --> 01:18:46,840
Yeah.

1756
01:18:46,840 --> 01:18:47,840
I cut my titty.

1757
01:18:47,840 --> 01:18:48,840
Edit.

1758
01:18:48,840 --> 01:18:52,960
I am a woman and the injury is my areola and very close to on my nipple as well.

1759
01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:56,160
That shit would fucking be so god damn painful.

1760
01:18:56,160 --> 01:18:57,160
Edit two.

1761
01:18:57,160 --> 01:19:01,760
Please stop asking for photos of my injury and my messages in request.

1762
01:19:01,760 --> 01:19:02,760
You know you got to type.

1763
01:19:02,760 --> 01:19:03,760
People are people.

1764
01:19:03,760 --> 01:19:04,760
Yeah.

1765
01:19:04,760 --> 01:19:05,760
Let's see it.

1766
01:19:05,760 --> 01:19:06,760
I want to see it.

1767
01:19:06,760 --> 01:19:07,760
That shit would fucking sting.

1768
01:19:07,760 --> 01:19:08,760
More than anything it would sting.

1769
01:19:08,760 --> 01:19:09,760
Yeah.

1770
01:19:09,760 --> 01:19:10,760
Like oh man.

1771
01:19:10,760 --> 01:19:11,760
Like ah.

1772
01:19:11,760 --> 01:19:15,960
Especially because it would be rubbing up against her shirt all day long.

1773
01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:18,160
Well it would probably be her bra.

1774
01:19:18,160 --> 01:19:20,920
I'm just saying if it was a dude doing it it would be rubbing against your shirt all

1775
01:19:20,920 --> 01:19:21,920
day.

1776
01:19:21,920 --> 01:19:22,920
Yeah.

1777
01:19:22,920 --> 01:19:23,920
Man.

1778
01:19:23,920 --> 01:19:26,560
I'm looking at it as from both sexes and she wouldn't want that.

1779
01:19:26,560 --> 01:19:27,560
No.

1780
01:19:27,560 --> 01:19:30,560
You don't want to snap your nipple.

1781
01:19:30,560 --> 01:19:33,680
Yeah like if it pinches it she would be fucking.

1782
01:19:33,680 --> 01:19:35,380
People are like oh.

1783
01:19:35,380 --> 01:19:37,360
You may not have the areola but you got the nipple.

1784
01:19:37,360 --> 01:19:38,920
And it hurts.

1785
01:19:38,920 --> 01:19:42,600
Kind of like when your pants kind of like clip the.

1786
01:19:42,600 --> 01:19:43,600
Oh yeah.

1787
01:19:43,600 --> 01:19:44,600
Your little.

1788
01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:45,600
Either.

1789
01:19:45,600 --> 01:19:46,600
Either side of it.

1790
01:19:46,600 --> 01:19:47,600
Oh man.

1791
01:19:47,600 --> 01:19:50,600
You got the dangly bits or the other.

1792
01:19:50,600 --> 01:19:52,280
I've never clipped.

1793
01:19:52,280 --> 01:19:53,280
I've only clipped.

1794
01:19:53,280 --> 01:19:54,280
I've only done it once.

1795
01:19:54,280 --> 01:19:55,280
It was.

1796
01:19:55,280 --> 01:19:57,480
I immediately went straight back down.

1797
01:19:57,480 --> 01:19:58,480
Like ah.

1798
01:19:58,480 --> 01:19:59,480
Because it was like just like.

1799
01:19:59,480 --> 01:20:01,520
It's just like I got a couple of hairs.

1800
01:20:01,520 --> 01:20:02,520
Oh.

1801
01:20:02,520 --> 01:20:03,520
I was like no thanks.

1802
01:20:03,520 --> 01:20:04,520
All right.

1803
01:20:04,520 --> 01:20:06,520
Next one is by Gopsey.

1804
01:20:06,520 --> 01:20:08,840
This person puts.

1805
01:20:08,840 --> 01:20:13,640
So on the Rick and Morty subreddit yesterday I saw a post asking what people would do

1806
01:20:13,640 --> 01:20:17,400
granted a Mr. Meeseeks box.

1807
01:20:17,400 --> 01:20:18,400
Mr. Meeseeks.

1808
01:20:18,400 --> 01:20:19,400
Mm hmm.

1809
01:20:19,400 --> 01:20:20,400
I would probably.

1810
01:20:20,400 --> 01:20:23,880
What I do with a Mr. Meeseeks.

1811
01:20:23,880 --> 01:20:25,920
So what I do with a Mr. Meeseeks.

1812
01:20:25,920 --> 01:20:28,240
I probably send them to my job.

1813
01:20:28,240 --> 01:20:29,240
I put in my.

1814
01:20:29,240 --> 01:20:31,240
I do work my freaking.

1815
01:20:31,240 --> 01:20:34,720
Schedule and I'll focus on my writing.

1816
01:20:34,720 --> 01:20:37,600
It's like oh Mr. Meeseeks look at me.

1817
01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:43,480
And then you can't you can't poof away until I'm a fully finished screenplay.

1818
01:20:43,480 --> 01:20:44,480
Consult it.

1819
01:20:44,480 --> 01:20:48,680
And he's like my Mr. It'd be like 300 like sort of eight years later.

1820
01:20:48,680 --> 01:20:53,400
Mr. Meeseeks just going through it because apparently Mr. Meeseeks can exist for long

1821
01:20:53,400 --> 01:20:54,400
periods of time.

1822
01:20:54,400 --> 01:20:56,240
They're not like they're not meant to.

1823
01:20:56,240 --> 01:20:59,280
They're supposed to do a quick task for you and then they disappear.

1824
01:20:59,280 --> 01:21:00,280
Right.

1825
01:21:00,280 --> 01:21:05,640
So if I if it was forced to live eight years he would be falling apart mentally.

1826
01:21:05,640 --> 01:21:06,640
Yeah.

1827
01:21:06,640 --> 01:21:09,640
I've been a lot longer than anybody.

1828
01:21:09,640 --> 01:21:11,040
Mr. Meeseeks look at me.

1829
01:21:11,040 --> 01:21:13,640
They were trying to get one of the characters.

1830
01:21:13,640 --> 01:21:18,640
What the hell is the guy they can't stand.

1831
01:21:18,640 --> 01:21:24,280
Rick Morty Summer.

1832
01:21:24,280 --> 01:21:25,720
A wife's name I can't remember.

1833
01:21:25,720 --> 01:21:27,200
Is it Hope.

1834
01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:28,200
No.

1835
01:21:28,200 --> 01:21:29,200
Sounds stupid.

1836
01:21:29,200 --> 01:21:30,200
Beth.

1837
01:21:30,200 --> 01:21:33,200
So what the fuck's the husband's name.

1838
01:21:33,200 --> 01:21:37,360
I don't remember the husband's name but Rick can't stand him.

1839
01:21:37,360 --> 01:21:41,640
So they made him he his family was bothering him one day so he gave him all the Mr. Meeseeks

1840
01:21:41,640 --> 01:21:42,640
box.

1841
01:21:42,640 --> 01:21:44,480
They had a simple task for him.

1842
01:21:44,480 --> 01:21:49,600
And except for except for the husband he wanted to like shave a couple of like points off

1843
01:21:49,600 --> 01:21:52,280
his golf swing and it was impossible.

1844
01:21:52,280 --> 01:21:56,080
And so the so the me see Mr. Meeseeks was having so much trouble that he made another

1845
01:21:56,080 --> 01:22:00,000
Mr. Meeseeks to help him with his task.

1846
01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:04,240
And then they ended up in a freaking snowball effect of a bunch of Mr. Meeseeks.

1847
01:22:04,240 --> 01:22:06,180
So that was like 800 Mr. Meeseeks.

1848
01:22:06,180 --> 01:22:11,040
And then finally one had like the only way we could fix this is if we kill the husband.

1849
01:22:11,040 --> 01:22:12,360
That was the final solution.

1850
01:22:12,360 --> 01:22:16,960
If they kill him they got all cease to exist which was their ultimate goal.

1851
01:22:16,960 --> 01:22:18,920
Yeah Mr. Meeseeks.

1852
01:22:18,920 --> 01:22:25,200
Well for anybody who doesn't know or dwells under a couch or conch I don't know why you

1853
01:22:25,200 --> 01:22:26,680
spelled it wrong but whatever.

1854
01:22:26,680 --> 01:22:27,680
Sure whatever.

1855
01:22:27,680 --> 01:22:32,440
Meeseeks is a character in Rick and Morty who once summoned at a press of a button on

1856
01:22:32,440 --> 01:22:37,600
the bottom of a box will do anything you ask.

1857
01:22:37,600 --> 01:22:43,240
They are blue, non gendered and obviously cartoonist in design.

1858
01:22:43,240 --> 01:22:47,720
One of the comments mentioned the user's desire to receive blowjob from Mr. Meeseeks.

1859
01:22:47,720 --> 01:22:48,720
Fuck.

1860
01:22:48,720 --> 01:22:50,640
Does it always go into sexual terms?

1861
01:22:50,640 --> 01:22:52,720
The thought popped into my head therefore.

1862
01:22:52,720 --> 01:22:57,960
Has anybody had some mad reason to make Mr. Meeseeks porn?

1863
01:22:57,960 --> 01:23:01,120
Are people mad enough to watch it?

1864
01:23:01,120 --> 01:23:06,640
In my research therefore I headed to work and proceeded to Google Meeseeks porn.

1865
01:23:06,640 --> 01:23:10,460
The research appeared promising as I opened a couple of tabs and look.

1866
01:23:10,460 --> 01:23:16,080
As this is content obviously non sexual as far as I'm concerned I didn't use incognito.

1867
01:23:16,080 --> 01:23:19,520
If my girlfriend saw it it's pretty explainable.

1868
01:23:19,520 --> 01:23:20,640
Onwards in the evening.

1869
01:23:20,640 --> 01:23:23,680
I'm currently doing bar work at a country pub on Kotzwolds.

1870
01:23:23,680 --> 01:23:25,960
Mr. Meeseeks look at me.

1871
01:23:25,960 --> 01:23:28,240
I was chatting away a couple of uh.

1872
01:23:28,240 --> 01:23:29,240
Jerry.

1873
01:23:29,240 --> 01:23:30,640
That's the husband's name Jerry.

1874
01:23:30,640 --> 01:23:31,640
Yeah.

1875
01:23:31,640 --> 01:23:32,640
Yeah this is Jerry ain't it?

1876
01:23:32,640 --> 01:23:33,640
Yeah.

1877
01:23:33,640 --> 01:23:34,640
Fucking Jerry.

1878
01:23:34,640 --> 01:23:35,640
See?

1879
01:23:35,640 --> 01:23:36,640
Popped into your head.

1880
01:23:36,640 --> 01:23:37,640
It's always there.

1881
01:23:37,640 --> 01:23:38,640
I just have to find it in the files.

1882
01:23:38,640 --> 01:23:42,480
I was chatting away to a couple visiting for a few days and they were speaking about bad

1883
01:23:42,480 --> 01:23:44,800
flooding we've had over here.

1884
01:23:44,800 --> 01:23:49,800
Hunched together I produced my phone and headed to Google to show a news story and oh my gosh

1885
01:23:49,800 --> 01:23:52,640
it slapped wide over the screen.

1886
01:23:52,640 --> 01:23:54,320
Curvy Sexy Cartoon Summer.

1887
01:23:54,320 --> 01:23:56,240
Mr. Meeseeks look at me.

1888
01:23:56,240 --> 01:24:00,920
Curvy Sexy Cartoon Summer drooling Mr. Meeseeks genitals.

1889
01:24:00,920 --> 01:24:03,040
Yeah.

1890
01:24:03,040 --> 01:24:04,040
It was horrible.

1891
01:24:04,040 --> 01:24:05,040
They didn't laugh.

1892
01:24:05,040 --> 01:24:10,600
They must have been Rick and Morty fans.

1893
01:24:10,600 --> 01:24:15,720
Still seem to me like a bottle of wine down them and only hope they don't remember after

1894
01:24:15,720 --> 01:24:17,440
being on the booze.

1895
01:24:17,440 --> 01:24:22,200
They are staying tonight as well whenever I start work.

1896
01:24:22,200 --> 01:24:23,200
First person.

1897
01:24:23,200 --> 01:24:25,600
That's Mr. Meeseeks look at him.

1898
01:24:25,600 --> 01:24:26,600
More like Mecheeks.

1899
01:24:26,600 --> 01:24:27,600
That's the face.

1900
01:24:27,600 --> 01:24:28,600
That's his catchphrase.

1901
01:24:28,600 --> 01:24:33,240
Mr. Meeseeks look at me.

1902
01:24:33,240 --> 01:24:35,280
The bottom of the box bro it's at the fucking top.

1903
01:24:35,280 --> 01:24:36,800
What the hell is he talking about?

1904
01:24:36,800 --> 01:24:39,000
Does he even watch the show?

1905
01:24:39,000 --> 01:24:40,000
There's a fucking button on the top.

1906
01:24:40,000 --> 01:24:42,000
Who would press a button on the bottom?

1907
01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:47,800
Look at that from an animation standpoint right?

1908
01:24:47,800 --> 01:24:51,840
The button has to be on the top for the animation to you know the visual of them popping the

1909
01:24:51,840 --> 01:24:53,560
button.

1910
01:24:53,560 --> 01:24:55,920
They wouldn't be able to see it on the bottom.

1911
01:24:55,920 --> 01:24:59,080
I think he meant at the bottom of a screen maybe.

1912
01:24:59,080 --> 01:25:00,080
I don't know.

1913
01:25:00,080 --> 01:25:01,080
He's full of shit.

1914
01:25:01,080 --> 01:25:04,960
Don't you ever discourage Rick and Morty or disbarge it in any way.

1915
01:25:04,960 --> 01:25:07,520
You know God dang well it's the top of the box.

1916
01:25:07,520 --> 01:25:09,720
Because logically it looks better on a movie.

1917
01:25:09,720 --> 01:25:14,640
Like if it wasn't a movie right would it look cool if the button was on the top or a secret

1918
01:25:14,640 --> 01:25:19,080
button on the bottom unless it was like a spy movie or something.

1919
01:25:19,080 --> 01:25:25,200
It's a good visual button press.

1920
01:25:25,200 --> 01:25:27,800
Next one is by Secret Name 7087.

1921
01:25:27,800 --> 01:25:31,920
This person puts.

1922
01:25:31,920 --> 01:25:34,640
Just for context I'm a 25 year old gay guy.

1923
01:25:34,640 --> 01:25:37,320
This morning at 7am I woke up feeling pretty frisky.

1924
01:25:37,320 --> 01:25:40,640
So I decided to start the day with a quick wink before work.

1925
01:25:40,640 --> 01:25:43,040
Guys here will know the score.

1926
01:25:43,040 --> 01:25:46,000
I put on a hot video and start to go to town on myself.

1927
01:25:46,000 --> 01:25:49,000
I was really in the heat of the moment when all of a sudden I heard a sponge on my face.

1928
01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:50,440
Or my window.

1929
01:25:50,440 --> 01:25:53,820
Which is directly behind me in bed so you can see into my whole room if you somehow

1930
01:25:53,820 --> 01:25:55,280
look in.

1931
01:25:55,280 --> 01:25:58,760
Now my house is a detached one that looks over a field.

1932
01:25:58,760 --> 01:26:02,760
And my room is on the third floor so I don't overly worry about being seen whenever I'm

1933
01:26:02,760 --> 01:26:03,760
doing my business.

1934
01:26:03,760 --> 01:26:09,040
My curtain is usually closed most of the time anyway but if it isn't for any sort of thing

1935
01:26:09,040 --> 01:26:11,680
I'm again on my third floor.

1936
01:26:11,680 --> 01:26:16,200
When I hear the sponge though I look behind me with my boner in hand.

1937
01:26:16,200 --> 01:26:22,360
And there is a middle aged guy just looking in scrubbing away at the window.

1938
01:26:22,360 --> 01:26:27,560
I felt intensely embarrassed and quickly close the curtain.

1939
01:26:27,560 --> 01:26:33,000
Having gone entirely soft again at this stage I was annoyed about it for a little bit and

1940
01:26:33,000 --> 01:26:35,120
was blaming the window cleaner.

1941
01:26:35,120 --> 01:26:39,040
Though I'm mostly over it now and I realize I should be more careful in the future whenever

1942
01:26:39,040 --> 01:26:40,040
I go to enjoy myself.

1943
01:26:40,040 --> 01:26:46,040
It's going to be awkward though whenever he comes back for the payment.

1944
01:26:46,040 --> 01:26:52,040
The other person puts, as a window cleaner I wish to disagree.

1945
01:26:52,040 --> 01:26:56,480
I do everything I can to not look inside these people's houses.

1946
01:26:56,480 --> 01:26:58,440
Yeah fuck you race.

1947
01:26:58,440 --> 01:27:05,640
Just an honest honest window cleaner and the filth I've seen all my days.

1948
01:27:05,640 --> 01:27:09,480
You wouldn't really believe how bad we feel when we accidentally stumble upon private

1949
01:27:09,480 --> 01:27:10,680
moments.

1950
01:27:10,680 --> 01:27:12,640
It's really horrible for us.

1951
01:27:12,640 --> 01:27:17,560
OP can rest assured that when he meets the window cleaner next time it will be the window

1952
01:27:17,560 --> 01:27:24,120
cleaner that is the most embarrassed about this.

1953
01:27:24,120 --> 01:27:28,840
Because the comment that required that one is that guy's job is literally looking inside

1954
01:27:28,840 --> 01:27:30,240
people's windows all day.

1955
01:27:30,240 --> 01:27:33,720
This is probably won't even qualify for the most embarrassing thing he's seen all week.

1956
01:27:33,720 --> 01:27:36,480
I guarantee you will.

1957
01:27:36,480 --> 01:27:40,880
Somebody below that that's the AMA we need.

1958
01:27:40,880 --> 01:27:44,680
Because you know there's freaks out there.

1959
01:27:44,680 --> 01:27:47,360
Next one is by mysteriousfinger2a2.

1960
01:27:47,360 --> 01:27:49,520
12 little bills out there.

1961
01:27:49,520 --> 01:27:53,320
Well I would fuck me with you.

1962
01:27:53,320 --> 01:27:56,520
Wow wow wow wow.

1963
01:27:56,520 --> 01:27:58,120
That's not even my name.

1964
01:27:58,120 --> 01:28:01,680
I was just playing over and over again.

1965
01:28:01,680 --> 01:28:07,400
This person puts, a little under a month ago I started a job at UPS here in my hometown.

1966
01:28:07,400 --> 01:28:11,240
It hasn't been an easy job by any means, a lot of heavy lifting and constant workout

1967
01:28:11,240 --> 01:28:13,200
while working there.

1968
01:28:13,200 --> 01:28:16,280
But even then I loved it so far.

1969
01:28:16,280 --> 01:28:17,760
The problem started this morning.

1970
01:28:17,760 --> 01:28:22,040
My mom had left some muscle relaxants in my room for any time I felt sore from work.

1971
01:28:22,040 --> 01:28:24,640
Like whose mom just leaves you fucking muscle relaxer.

1972
01:28:24,640 --> 01:28:26,440
Like I got your pills right here.

1973
01:28:26,440 --> 01:28:27,440
I try hard.

1974
01:28:27,440 --> 01:28:28,440
Got your uppers your downers.

1975
01:28:28,440 --> 01:28:29,440
Oh no.

1976
01:28:29,440 --> 01:28:30,440
Oh god dang.

1977
01:28:30,440 --> 01:28:33,160
Your mom's a drug pusher.

1978
01:28:33,160 --> 01:28:34,320
Exactly.

1979
01:28:34,320 --> 01:28:37,280
After working for a while I had gotten used to the burn of the job.

1980
01:28:37,280 --> 01:28:38,280
It's not that bad.

1981
01:28:38,280 --> 01:28:45,040
Like I know from personal experience multiple people that work at these places and it's

1982
01:28:45,040 --> 01:28:46,040
not that bad.

1983
01:28:46,040 --> 01:28:47,040
But for whatever reason.

1984
01:28:47,040 --> 01:28:48,040
Must be brutal for him.

1985
01:28:48,040 --> 01:28:50,920
He's like the only man that's working in the whole town.

1986
01:28:50,920 --> 01:28:51,920
Exactly.

1987
01:28:51,920 --> 01:28:52,920
Every person.

1988
01:28:52,920 --> 01:28:56,520
He's had 6,000 cases a day.

1989
01:28:56,520 --> 01:28:59,520
But for whatever reason I decided to take the muscle relaxants before work.

1990
01:28:59,520 --> 01:29:03,520
Whenever I got to work I started stacking boxes and doing the usual work you'd imagine

1991
01:29:03,520 --> 01:29:05,200
UPS workers do.

1992
01:29:05,200 --> 01:29:09,400
I guarantee you it's exactly what you think it is except the boxes are between 20 and

1993
01:29:09,400 --> 01:29:11,200
100 pounds each.

1994
01:29:11,200 --> 01:29:12,200
That's not true.

1995
01:29:12,200 --> 01:29:14,120
It's 150.

1996
01:29:14,120 --> 01:29:18,920
Not for UPS but for the competitor.

1997
01:29:18,920 --> 01:29:22,640
Goes up to 150.

1998
01:29:22,640 --> 01:29:24,840
Until I started feeling the strength of my arms weakening.

1999
01:29:24,840 --> 01:29:28,360
My legs were aching and my lower back was starting to feel like it was being squished

2000
01:29:28,360 --> 01:29:29,360
together.

2001
01:29:29,360 --> 01:29:30,520
It was a weird feeling.

2002
01:29:30,520 --> 01:29:36,560
For a bit I tried powering through assuming it was just me needing to fix my posture whenever

2003
01:29:36,560 --> 01:29:38,360
I had left and using my legs more.

2004
01:29:38,360 --> 01:29:40,280
But the feeling was growing more and more.

2005
01:29:40,280 --> 01:29:44,200
Then I remember taking the muscle relaxers and realizing that my body was relaxing itself

2006
01:29:44,200 --> 01:29:45,200
while I worked out.

2007
01:29:45,200 --> 01:29:48,200
So I take it easy bro.

2008
01:29:48,200 --> 01:29:52,800
Slowly going around.

2009
01:29:52,800 --> 01:29:57,480
To confirm my suspicions I looked up really quick on my phone and unfortunately my mistake

2010
01:29:57,480 --> 01:30:02,440
could have risked an injury and caused me to pull something a lot easier than usual.

2011
01:30:02,440 --> 01:30:06,080
Embarrassed I looked at my manager to tell him about my mistake.

2012
01:30:06,080 --> 01:30:13,960
Then they asked me a few questions to confirm that I wasn't BSing them until they decided

2013
01:30:13,960 --> 01:30:14,960
that I should go home.

2014
01:30:14,960 --> 01:30:19,540
Naturally I would be okay with going home but I felt stupid having to leave my job not

2015
01:30:19,540 --> 01:30:24,240
even 30 minutes before it even started because my lack of knowledge on the appropriate time

2016
01:30:24,240 --> 01:30:26,540
to take muscle relaxers.

2017
01:30:26,540 --> 01:30:30,860
The only reason I felt like sharing this is that this subreddit is because I'm afraid

2018
01:30:30,860 --> 01:30:35,320
of losing my job that I frankly fell in love with because of a stupid slip up.

2019
01:30:35,320 --> 01:30:39,160
I also think I have a greater chance of getting fired because I'm still in the probation

2020
01:30:39,160 --> 01:30:41,160
stage of my job.

2021
01:30:41,160 --> 01:30:46,240
Not that this has happened before but I think this might be plenty of the reason to let

2022
01:30:46,240 --> 01:30:47,240
me go.

2023
01:30:47,240 --> 01:30:51,080
At the same time I didn't want to risk an injury and making myself a liability to them

2024
01:30:51,080 --> 01:30:52,080
because of this.

2025
01:30:52,080 --> 01:30:56,140
Regardless I lost my hours for the day and feeling like a complete idiot.

2026
01:30:56,140 --> 01:30:58,520
This person puts what you did is literally a felony dude.

2027
01:30:58,520 --> 01:31:02,160
Like you can't work with heavy equipment on muscle relaxers.

2028
01:31:02,160 --> 01:31:07,160
I do it all the time.

2029
01:31:07,160 --> 01:31:08,160
I am a heavy equipment.

2030
01:31:08,160 --> 01:31:10,800
You just move yourself.

2031
01:31:10,800 --> 01:31:12,840
That counts.

2032
01:31:12,840 --> 01:31:16,920
Next one is IBM 5555.

2033
01:31:16,920 --> 01:31:20,520
Today I fucked up by taking a nap with an earbud in.

2034
01:31:20,520 --> 01:31:24,720
I did not mean to take a nap nor did I mean to leave an earbud in.

2035
01:31:24,720 --> 01:31:28,000
But I was exhausted from my closing shift to work last night.

2036
01:31:28,000 --> 01:31:31,320
I was watching last week tonight whenever I fell asleep.

2037
01:31:31,320 --> 01:31:35,320
Whenever I woke up my phone was off on the ground next to the couch and I was in horrible

2038
01:31:35,320 --> 01:31:36,760
pain in my left ear.

2039
01:31:36,760 --> 01:31:39,640
As I sat up I looked down to see my earbud fall into my lap.

2040
01:31:39,640 --> 01:31:42,760
The silicone part that sits in the ear was missing.

2041
01:31:42,760 --> 01:31:44,160
This was my first sign.

2042
01:31:44,160 --> 01:31:47,160
I stood up putting the earbud back in the charging case.

2043
01:31:47,160 --> 01:31:49,720
I looked around for the silicone part but I couldn't find it.

2044
01:31:49,720 --> 01:31:54,640
At the same time I stuck a pinky into my left ear.

2045
01:31:54,640 --> 01:31:56,680
I couldn't figure out why it hurt so much.

2046
01:31:56,680 --> 01:31:58,320
I couldn't feel anything at first.

2047
01:31:58,320 --> 01:31:59,960
Then my finger nudged something.

2048
01:31:59,960 --> 01:32:00,960
I froze.

2049
01:32:00,960 --> 01:32:04,280
I ran stumbling to the bathroom panicking about what I could do.

2050
01:32:04,280 --> 01:32:05,280
I couldn't see anything.

2051
01:32:05,280 --> 01:32:06,280
Of course I couldn't.

2052
01:32:06,280 --> 01:32:08,360
It's in my fucking ear.

2053
01:32:08,360 --> 01:32:12,280
I ran back to grab my phone hoping I could get a picture to see where it was for sure.

2054
01:32:12,280 --> 01:32:16,200
After a few attempts sure enough there's the fucking silicone tip lodged in my goddamn

2055
01:32:16,200 --> 01:32:17,200
ear.

2056
01:32:17,200 --> 01:32:19,720
I can't afford to go to the emergency room.

2057
01:32:19,720 --> 01:32:21,000
What the hell am I going to do?

2058
01:32:21,000 --> 01:32:22,600
I can't ask anyone for help.

2059
01:32:22,600 --> 01:32:24,400
That would be incredibly embarrassing.

2060
01:32:24,400 --> 01:32:26,720
I would rather light myself on fire.

2061
01:32:26,720 --> 01:32:28,520
I'd have to get it out myself.

2062
01:32:28,520 --> 01:32:31,200
I couldn't reach it with my fingers.

2063
01:32:31,200 --> 01:32:33,240
Next I tried using needle nose pliers.

2064
01:32:33,240 --> 01:32:34,240
That didn't work.

2065
01:32:34,240 --> 01:32:35,920
Finally I tried using a pair of tweezers.

2066
01:32:35,920 --> 01:32:39,540
I was able to get a hold of the damn thing and it was the most uncomfortable sensation

2067
01:32:39,540 --> 01:32:40,600
I ever felt.

2068
01:32:40,600 --> 01:32:44,480
I watched in the mirror as I slid it out of my ear covered in a fair amount of earwax.

2069
01:32:44,480 --> 01:32:48,160
I washed it off in the sink resolving to never think about it again and never fall asleep

2070
01:32:48,160 --> 01:32:49,320
with an earbud in again.

2071
01:32:49,320 --> 01:32:52,320
I will likely do this again though within the week.

2072
01:32:52,320 --> 01:32:57,560
I'm going to do the first comment for this.

2073
01:32:57,560 --> 01:33:00,440
What an overreaction to a nothing problem.

2074
01:33:00,440 --> 01:33:05,080
Like dude it's not going to kill you to take it out on the person below them.

2075
01:33:05,080 --> 01:33:08,120
OP almost died dude.

2076
01:33:08,120 --> 01:33:09,120
What?

2077
01:33:09,120 --> 01:33:10,120
OP?

2078
01:33:10,120 --> 01:33:12,640
The original poster.

2079
01:33:12,640 --> 01:33:14,760
He almost died with capital letters?

2080
01:33:14,760 --> 01:33:15,760
Died?

2081
01:33:15,760 --> 01:33:19,560
I don't know about dying but I mean like having something foreign on your ear and you can't

2082
01:33:19,560 --> 01:33:21,280
get it out is fucking insane.

2083
01:33:21,280 --> 01:33:24,440
It is but it's not like you're going to die from it.

2084
01:33:24,440 --> 01:33:26,040
Like you have time to.

2085
01:33:26,040 --> 01:33:27,040
Right but if.

2086
01:33:27,040 --> 01:33:28,040
Like it's not like a cockroach.

2087
01:33:28,040 --> 01:33:31,640
Like if the genom was like I guess I can't go to the hospital so I might as well kill

2088
01:33:31,640 --> 01:33:32,640
myself.

2089
01:33:32,640 --> 01:33:37,640
That's what he sounded like because he's like I can't ask anyone for help.

2090
01:33:37,640 --> 01:33:38,640
It's so embarrassing.

2091
01:33:38,640 --> 01:33:39,640
Like what do you tell me?

2092
01:33:39,640 --> 01:33:41,320
Just ask someone to pull your fucking shit out.

2093
01:33:41,320 --> 01:33:44,760
All you have to do is say hey can you use some tweezers and pull this out for me please.

2094
01:33:44,760 --> 01:33:46,200
What the fuck are you talking about?

2095
01:33:46,200 --> 01:33:48,820
If I'm being dead on the bike what do you mean?

2096
01:33:48,820 --> 01:33:52,080
But then if they say hey I lost a silicone tip in my ear it's like okay.

2097
01:33:52,080 --> 01:33:53,080
Get out of my house.

2098
01:33:53,080 --> 01:33:54,080
How do you get out of my house?

2099
01:33:54,080 --> 01:33:55,080
Get out of my house.

2100
01:33:55,080 --> 01:33:59,360
I think it just involves in a whole different thing.

2101
01:33:59,360 --> 01:34:03,720
Alright we got one more.

2102
01:34:03,720 --> 01:34:10,200
Alright this person is I'm under your bed xoxo.

2103
01:34:10,200 --> 01:34:11,200
Like that one?

2104
01:34:11,200 --> 01:34:12,360
This person puts.

2105
01:34:12,360 --> 01:34:13,360
This happened in college.

2106
01:34:13,360 --> 01:34:15,160
I was around 19th time.

2107
01:34:15,160 --> 01:34:18,800
My first time getting crossfaded and it was a time.

2108
01:34:18,800 --> 01:34:19,800
Crossfaded?

2109
01:34:19,800 --> 01:34:20,800
Yeah.

2110
01:34:20,800 --> 01:34:21,800
What is that?

2111
01:34:21,800 --> 01:34:22,800
He explains.

2112
01:34:22,800 --> 01:34:23,800
Oh.

2113
01:34:23,800 --> 01:34:24,800
For those of you.

2114
01:34:24,800 --> 01:34:25,800
Is there something common that I didn't know?

2115
01:34:25,800 --> 01:34:29,440
For those of you who don't know what crossfaded is it's when you're drunk and high at the

2116
01:34:29,440 --> 01:34:30,440
same time.

2117
01:34:30,440 --> 01:34:31,440
I don't know.

2118
01:34:31,440 --> 01:34:33,160
Are you really fucked up?

2119
01:34:33,160 --> 01:34:34,160
Jesus.

2120
01:34:34,160 --> 01:34:35,920
This requires some backstory basically.

2121
01:34:35,920 --> 01:34:37,360
I don't know why we were doing this.

2122
01:34:37,360 --> 01:34:38,360
It's a backstory.

2123
01:34:38,360 --> 01:34:41,280
I got drunk and then I got high at the end of the story.

2124
01:34:41,280 --> 01:34:42,280
Exactly.

2125
01:34:42,280 --> 01:34:43,480
I don't know why we were doing this.

2126
01:34:43,480 --> 01:34:46,960
My friends at the time and I were looking at animal shaped dildos on Amazon.

2127
01:34:46,960 --> 01:34:49,640
Something one does during their off time.

2128
01:34:49,640 --> 01:34:51,920
I guess we thought it was funny.

2129
01:34:51,920 --> 01:34:55,760
My crossfaded mind though thought that it would be hilarious to see the horse dildo

2130
01:34:55,760 --> 01:34:56,760
unrelated.

2131
01:34:56,760 --> 01:34:59,920
It's huge by the way.

2132
01:34:59,920 --> 01:35:02,000
One that I found on a gimp suit.

2133
01:35:02,000 --> 01:35:03,760
A horse one specifically.

2134
01:35:03,760 --> 01:35:04,760
Like from Family Guy.

2135
01:35:04,760 --> 01:35:08,580
Problem is I forgot the word for dildo.

2136
01:35:08,580 --> 01:35:11,280
But I remember the word cock.

2137
01:35:11,280 --> 01:35:13,680
And being the naive teenager I was.

2138
01:35:13,680 --> 01:35:19,200
I went to Google Images and was instantly sobered up from my shock.

2139
01:35:19,200 --> 01:35:25,320
Hey love.

2140
01:35:25,320 --> 01:35:46,880
Crazy person.