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Hello and welcome back to the podcast.

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I'm Michael.

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I'm Noe.

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movies, games, comic books, anime, and more weekly.

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Let's go ahead and get started.

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All right.

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So recently on Tubi, I was watching the original Hellboy live action movie from 2004 with

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Ron Perlman as Hellboy.

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And I wanted to discuss a few of the interesting things that I fell in love with from the movie

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was mostly the lore and a few also random stuff that I noticed rewatching the movie.

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If you guys don't know, Hellboy is originally a dark horse comic book read by Mike Bignola

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years ago about a demon that was born on earth from a human mother and a demon father.

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And he was raised by a human named, I forget his first name, but his name is Broomhold.

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And he gets conscripted into this organization called the Bureau for Paranormal Research

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and Defense, so the BPRD.

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And for 50 years from the 40s all the way until the early 2000s, Hellboy would fight

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supernatural threats as a federal agent basically.

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And so the show, it was finally popular enough.

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Well it started in 2001, the issues, but his lore history is all the way from the 1940s.

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They decided to make a movie, 2004, written by Guillermo del Toro and directed by Guillermo

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del Toro.

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If you guys know who that is, you know who Guillermo del Toro is.

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And so I wanted to talk about some of the cool stuff that I like from the lore.

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I was like adding little history stuff for like lore, because I just love lore and lore

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history within a series.

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Like it can be completely made up.

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That's why I've always enjoyed the Warhammer 40,000 books.

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It is just fucking steeped.

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You got that in like the D&D and stuff like that?

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Yeah like 600 fucking books of Warhammer, 40,000k or 40k I guess they call it.

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And I've read a few of them, like at least eight of them.

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And you can just tell there's so much history, like if you start from the beginning.

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It's almost like Elder Scrolls 2 where there's like long like just lore history.

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A lot of history yeah.

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So one of the funny things is that the Hellboy, one of his partners, Abe Sapient, who was

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a fish man, he was found back in like the right, he was found the day that Abraham Lincoln

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got shot.

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So they named him Abe and they just had to sapient to the end of it.

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And they go to the museum in New York to, it's also, so it's all supernatural, you know

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demons, monsters, stuff like that.

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But it's a lot of like, it's lighthearted comedy too.

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So it's not super serious.

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So it's kind of like a mixture.

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It's like a typical action movie.

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You balance the romance, the comedy, the horror, the action.

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You balance it perfectly, you get a good movie.

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Well I guess horror is for, you wouldn't have horror and die hard.

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Maybe random as hell with demon popped out.

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John McClane's like what the fuck?

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You'd be kind of like, you get jigsaw coming out.

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You want to play a game?

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You want to play a game?

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And John McClane's like no, why don't you fucking shoot some of that in.

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It just ends right there in the whole movie.

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Oh he killed him.

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Uh oh.

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You got Pennywise coming out of the sewer right there.

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That would be yeah.

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Hey John McClane, want to float?

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No.

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So Hellboy goes into the, another thing about his personality is that he was raised as a

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human so he wants to so badly identify and be considered ordinary.

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That's one of his things.

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He files his horns down to better fit in with people.

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Even though it doesn't make him fit any better.

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No, he's red as fuck.

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He's got a big ass right hand made of a hammer.

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And so he's a demon.

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And in the comic books he actually has like hooved feet.

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I guess it wasn't practical for live action.

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He just regular boots.

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Which you know, because when I first saw him in the movie, and then I saw the shit in the

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comic book, I'm like damn, what the fuck's up with his feet?

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Shit's like fucking two fucking toes.

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Look like fucking Ninja Turtle.

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Although he has like clothed feet like an actual demon.

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And so I thought he had some scrawny ass legs too when I first saw him in the comic book.

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Like all upper body.

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No fucking legs.

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No leg day, you know what I mean?

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Some artists actually fleshed out his legs for once.

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Because I think Mike Manoli gave him some real scrawny legs when he first wrote the

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character.

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When he first drew it.

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Trying to give him those goat legs?

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I guess so.

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But he was like, you can't hold up all that fucking body with those fucking chicken legs.

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There's some cows that I've seen like that where they have so skinny of legs, but they're

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gigantic cows.

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How does that work?

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I guess it distributes all four of them.

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If they had one leg, it'd break in half.

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Or like that real fat guy with those little legs.

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It's like how?

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How does that work?

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And so okay, so they go to the museum because there was a disturbance there.

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And they find a statue of someone named St. Dionysius, the Areopygite.

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I hope I ever said that right.

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The Areopygite.

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He who wards off demons.

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And they realized that inside was an actual prison.

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It was a big bottle and just full of sand.

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Or what I thought was sand, but it wasn't sand.

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And apparently what I thought was sand was actually salt from the tears of a thousand

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angels that was used to restrain the essence of Samael the Desolate One.

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Also known as the son of Nergal, the Hound of Resurrection, Seed of Destruction.

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Apparently this demon was so fucking powerful that they couldn't kill it.

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They had to contain its essence.

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Well, Samael is also the name of Lucifer.

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So that's who it was supposed to be?

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Like Samael is the angelic name of Lucifer.

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Cool.

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I guess they repurposed the name for here.

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Because it's kind of like a hound demon, like a hell hound.

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And Hellboy, every time Hellboy fought it and killed it, I don't know if it had that

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ability because it's called the Hound of Resurrection.

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Because it doesn't make any sense how they did it.

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So Hellboy kills it.

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The essence, because it's a green little flame, and once he broke through the angels' salt

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tears I guess, the flame rose up and it re-formed into like it went from bone to flesh to blood

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and all that back in Samael.

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Like Hellboy kills it and from the carcass of the body one of the flame goes up and then

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it splits into two.

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But then they started I guess mating too because they're like fucking rabbits.

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So once Samael started mating with itself, it was having all these little eggs, like

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thousands of them.

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So it was becoming like a freaking army.

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And so would that have happened had Hellboy not killed it and contained it instead?

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Or would it have been able to asexually reproduce?

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No, I think if it would have been able to contain it, it would have been just contained.

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Just the one?

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Because at the end of the movie he was fighting like 50 of them because they find out that

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it was reproducing and they realized how dangerous it was.

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So they go back into the New York subway system because it needs like a warm damp wet area

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because it's almost like aquatic too.

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And so yeah, because they can't handle fire.

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When Hellboy beats it once, he uses this electricity off of the railroad tracks, you know, like

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when it's electrified after the train runs through it to like cause electric current

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to go through him and then light the Samael on fire.

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And Hellboy's fine because he's fireproof and Samael's not.

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Or at least this version of I don't know like the rest of his actual lore history in the

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real world.

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So yeah, Hellboy, so it starts having all these little eggs.

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But so when Hellboy, because he fights it twice before the, I guess he fights him three

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times.

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But in the second fight, he fights it again, just a single one because he only fought it,

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he used fighting the single ones only.

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He kills this one, the same thing happens.

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The flame goes up, it splits into two, but then the eggs, it cuts to the eggs and the

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eggs awaken two more.

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So like wait, so how does that work?

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Do they actually grow on their own or do they only manifest when one of them dies?

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That would make it only be one at one time.

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There would never be two.

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So it's either the eggs, cause like, cause Hellboy kills him, so when he kills him the

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first time, there's two of them.

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When he kills him the second time, there's four of them.

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Right?

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So, but they all come from the eggs, except for the first two that they did not come,

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they just materialized from their death.

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Like I'm real fucking confused as to somehow, that is a weird, like I'm real confused how

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he like manifests.

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Like I understand the splitting, but I don't understand the eggs.

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Has it ever mentioned?

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No, they don't.

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It's one of those like, they never really, if you read the comic books, they never go

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into deep detail.

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Cause like, me being, you know, a hard science scientist sometimes, I'm like, okay, so, or

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at least logical, like a linear.

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I'm like, so how did the fucking eggs work?

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So when he, when he got killed the first time, they formed into two.

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So maybe they were able to mate and create the eggs.

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And when he killed, when he killed him again, when the flames burst again into two, why

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didn't it activate two of the eggs?

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Why did, why would the flame just not reform itself into their body?

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Cause it's also known as the hound of resurrection.

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So it just keeps coming back to life.

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So the only way to kill it toward the end, cause hellboy was getting his fucking ass

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beat, like it was like, he can handle one, maybe two, but when it was like 50 on one,

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like it was like, I did look desperate.

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Like, oh, and the, the CGI, the fight scene was great too.

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Cause you can see hellboy, he is stronger than them and he knows it.

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So he's like, he's holding his own.

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Like he's tossing them around.

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He's pushing them off.

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He's fucking breaking their jaws and stuff.

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But like they're over slowly overcoming cause there's so many of them.

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So there is Liz Sherman who is hellboys love interest, uh, she's a pyromaniac or pyrokinetic

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like she has pyrokinesis and she couldn't control it as a kid.

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And she killed a bunch of people by accident.

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And when she finally goes back into the BPRD, uh, she goes into the, uh, the final, uh,

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I guess, uh, the final scenes of the movie.

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They either go to this like weird, like catacombs or something to face off against Rasputin.

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Uh, and, uh, she's able to kill all of them at once with her fire.

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So, uh, I guess, so I'm still not understand.

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So fires is only weakness, I guess the, I don't know why the angels didn't notice that

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instead of crying to beat them and building a fucking mountain of tears of salt, why they

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didn't realize fires is weakness.

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Like it's cool.

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It's, it's cool, but there's not a lot of like, sometimes it confuses the hell out of

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me.

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So as a fire, as a pyrokinesis, is she creating flames out of nothing or from her body?

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So they are like generated from her.

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It's like a fire bender.

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It was thinking, cause there's the other type of a pyrokinetic like, uh, uh, what's it?

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Isn't his name pyro, the mutant.

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Where he controls, he needs like an actual, he needs an actual fire to do it.

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That's what I was trying to figure out.

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Generates it from her own body.

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So maybe they're, but hers is blue.

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I was going to say they're probably like a spirit flames more so than maybe like general

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flames.

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So maybe that's why they're able to hurt it.

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Cause they fucking lit him the, well, they lit all the Samaels up and the eggs.

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So it was over.

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So that was, so that, that I guess her special fire.

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Cause I thought he could, he got burned before by Hellboy on the railroad.

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But those would have been practical flames.

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So I guess hers is special powered.

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That's the only thing I can think of anyway.

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So another interesting thing is, uh, the Nazis were losing that this is beginning the movie

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that it was in the war.

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So Adolf Hitler and his genius decides to hire a Rasputin to conduct some experiment

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on some lonely Island in Scotland, uh, to turn the tide.

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And Rasputin was going to awaken, uh, the entities called the Agdru Jihad, uh, who are

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just these, just these like beings in space or either, either a space or some other dimension

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and they're just like in this, these like crystallized prisons, just waiting to be awoken

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again.

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And so he's going to wake them up.

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I mean, Rasputin's plan is to destroy the world.

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That's the same thing in the comic book.

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It seems like, because like, there's no way that he's going to wake in the, you're going

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to wake in, awaken the Agdru Jihad and have them just win for the war for the Nazis and

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leave they're going to destroy the whole planet.

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Right.

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So he must have lied to out Adolf Hitler.

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And so in doing, in doing the, uh, the ritual cause that they mixed, uh, black magic with

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science like a lot of technology to open the portal, uh, Broomhold and a squadron or a

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platoon of American soldiers, uh, ambushed them.

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They destroyed the teleporter, but it was open just long enough to let something through

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the thing being Hellboy.

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And his right hand is apparently a key to open the portal to the Agdru Jihad.

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So I guess in this series, a little bit different than in the comic book.

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Yeah.

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And, uh, his real name is actually, uh, it's a real, it's Hellboy's real name.

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Anugun Rama.

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Anugun Rama.

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Yeah.

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That's his Hellboy's real name.

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And so, um, so I've had to fuck.

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I lost my train of thought.

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His arm is a key.

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Yeah, like his big ass red arm is a key to open the portal.

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Yeah.

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And, uh, Rasputin.

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Oh, that was what I was going to say.

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So if he was, if he arrived in the Scotland by nationality rule laws, uh, Hellboy is technically

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Scottish is what I'm thinking.

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Like I just realized, you know, he was born in Scotland basically.

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That's actually funny.

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I realized like, wait, so he was born in Scotland.

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So he must be Scottish by birth and American by, uh, translocation or birth, but nurture,

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I guess.

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Cause he was raised in American basis.

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Yeah.

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So he's a very, he's a dual citizen.

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Yeah, basically.

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So anyway, I was loving the, the, the movie so much that I was like, this is why I forgot

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cause I had forgotten.

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Cause you know, like you kind of move on.

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Yeah.

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So I was like, why I wanted to, uh, cause I had read the convicts before, but I hadn't

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gotten into deep detail.

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So I was like, man, I need to go back.

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And now that I have a platform to talk, I was like, I'm going to go back and collect

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the old issues and start talking about the Laura stuff again of the convicts or maybe

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also the movies and stuff, but they're not really canon to the convict.

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So basically I just ordered, uh, the omnibuses of some of the, I got the volume one of Hellboy

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seeded destruction, so I'll cover that, uh, but I have to really research them this time.

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Cause I, when I try to do one piece, I couldn't get into it because there was so much to catch

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up on.

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Yeah.

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But I can just start slowly with Hellboy cause the Hellboy is done.

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Yeah.

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I don't have to catch up to anything.

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Like we're, we're good.

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His, his series is actually, his main series is over.

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Right.

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After all these years.

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Now he just makes appearances.

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Well, now he does like a Hellboy and the BPRD 1963 cause he had been working with the PBRD

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until 2001 when he quit the agency.

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Yeah.

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So Mike McNullough has 50 years worth of like content.

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He can just like do like prelo, uh, prequels for the rest of his career.

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Like as long as he doesn't touch any of the, uh, the newer stuff.

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Yeah.

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Cause that's, that's the history is over.

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That man's a fucking genius.

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Just having like all these, you can have hundreds of issues and hundreds of mini series.

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Just covering the time between, uh, 1944 and 2001.

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And as long as you don't have a bigger, like a bad guy, I guess you'd call it.

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Right.

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Something that wouldn't offset the whole, the whole original series.

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Yeah.

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So I have, I'm going to start with the, I have volume one and two of the completed short

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stories, the collective short stories because they're quicker to read.

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Yeah.

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We'll, we'll, we'll go through each one slowly, like one issue, one story at a time.

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Then we'll cover the bigger mini series.

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Then we cover the BPRD.

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Uh, one of the ones that I've always wanted to read that I never got around to was the

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plague of frogs, which was a very interesting attack.

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Something that, uh, it's what started, started, it's what kind of like set the seed for the,

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uh, the Ragnarok that was coming from Rasputin was the plague of frogs, at least from what

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I remember.

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Yeah.

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And, uh, there's also like a mini series of Rasputin, his origin, why he went about, why

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he wanted to start.

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Cause in the comic book he wants to bring about Ragnarok and restart the world.

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In the movie, he just wanted to awaken the Ogdru Jihad.

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Right.

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And he wants to bring about the world.

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So it's a different, uh, like there's an actual reason for why he wanted to do it then.

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There's also a Kosh, Kosheshe, something, the, the, the deathless, uh, there's the sledgehammer

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44.

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There's the, uh, I bore me and there's a, there's a blade.

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There's also like, sort of like a Excalibur sword.

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Uh, there's also a 19, 1890s Sherlock Holmes type called a Sir Edward Gray, who was a paranormal

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investigator back in the 1890s.

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There's Lobster Johnson in the thirties, which was a superhero that was a myth to Hellboy,

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but turns out was true.

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It was real, a real person, a real vigilante that we used to burn.

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Uh, then it was Lobster Johnson.

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He used to burn a fucking lobster symbol on their forehead.

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That way the devil knows what set you.

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There was some shit like that.

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So there anything within the Hellboy universe, I'm gonna try to get collecting cover.

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Uh, Abe Sapien had his own like, uh, three omnibuses.

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Uh, Lobster Johnson has one.

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Hellboy has like his whole series all the way up to Hellboy in Hell, which is my favorite

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run is Hellboy in Hell.

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Yeah.

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Where he actually uses his demonic powers.

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Well, no, it's just him.

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It's him dying and going to hell.

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So I guess I'm home because after, uh, what was the, what was the fucking, uh, there was

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a big one.

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Uh, the fury was, was when Hellboy died.

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Yeah.

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And, uh, man, I was, I was quite the death and like, like, does it like he, when he's

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dead, he's dead, uh, there is, uh, hell on earth, which was the final, uh, the last series

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before the, the series ended where Hellboy returns to earth to finish the job, apparently.

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Yeah.

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So I guess he also brings people back to life.

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Mike Magnola just like DC and Marvel.

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Just not in the same way.

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Yeah.

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His, his is final DC Marvel.

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It's okay.

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They're back.

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Uh, so yeah, we'll be covering a Hellboy for the foreseeable future.

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A lot of lore.

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So I gotta get my study on, make sure that I actually know what I'm talking about from

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now on.

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Be the foremost authority on Hellboy.

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That was actually issue 37 page 19 paragraph two.

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You can be the guy that's actually.

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Actually.

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Fuck you, sir.

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I know what I'm talking about.

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And then get your fedora and tip it.

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Actually, Mike Magnola calls me like he's correct.

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I guess I get calls from Mike Magnola.

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Oh, do you remember?

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You're actually wrong, Mike Magnola.

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It was actually page 17.

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You gotta have the list though.

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I got to have it.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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Or I would have to call a slush.

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Actually.

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Like as if you're wearing braces.

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Oh man.

403
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Actually.

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Oh God.

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So I didn't cover the Hellboy, the first one so well, I will be covering the comics a lot

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better because I will be able to read them over and over again.

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I'll be able to pick up on things.

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And so cool.

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We'll be good to go.

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And you were saying that about Hellboy 2.

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There's a reason why you didn't like it as much.

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Okay.

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So Hellboy 1 is it follows the tradition or the template or the theme or the genre.

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I don't know which one is the best fit for it.

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Oh, the Mike Magnola series, the gothic supernatural horror stories.

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Hellboy 2 follows the Guillermo del Toro interest, which is the urban fantasy.

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You can clearly tell the difference in both of them.

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One is solid gothic supernatural horror, like in the tradition of the old gothic stories

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like the vampires and the werewolves, like the old Edward and Ellen Poe type stories,

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the real gothic stuff.

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And then the other ones like the Guillermo del Toro, Pan's Labyrinth, where the fairies

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and the elves and the dwarves and stuff and goblins.

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And I'm like, man, that took quite a...

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That's why when I was younger, I didn't realize I didn't have enough understanding of the

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differences.

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And sometimes I didn't like it, but I just saw a huge difference.

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And I was like, well, that's...

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Like two different themes, basically.

429
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Yeah, like in Hellboy 1, right, they're going to this cemetery to awaken a dead body so

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that they would tell them the location of this cathedral or like this hidden city, right?

431
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In Hellboy 2, they go to the troll market, which is a mythical place that no one's ever

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been to.

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And you have like little...

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You have two fairies.

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So you're getting more into like a Harry Potter style fantasy.

436
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Yeah.

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And I'm like, I never knew that when I first...

438
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But that's the Guillermo del Toro, down to a T.

439
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Yeah.

440
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That's his interest.

441
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And then there was the second one, the golden something.

442
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The golden army?

443
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Yeah.

444
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Yeah.

445
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Okay.

446
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I was making sure that wasn't a third movie that I didn't know about.

447
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Yeah.

448
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No third movie.

449
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At least not under Guillermo del Toro.

450
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Yeah.

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But I'm wondering why he took his chicha, the vast difference.

452
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That's not necessarily a 180 turn, but that's a good...

453
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That's a huge left turn in the...

454
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Yeah, like a whole different genre.

455
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Yeah, that's definitely a left turn.

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It's not supernatural anymore.

457
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It's more like...

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High fantasy almost.

459
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Yeah.

460
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Yeah.

461
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It's like the underground cities and stuff.

462
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I was gonna say...

463
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On top of a regular human civilization.

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Yeah, I was gonna say high fantasy, but that'd be more like Lord of the Rings.

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But yeah, urban fantasy.

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It'd be like the elves living on the fucking subway system underneath the subways.

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Like a Harry Potter.

468
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Like it's...

469
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I was like, that's...

470
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Because you're combining modern stuff with...

471
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With old fantasy myths and stuff.

472
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The old tokens type stuff.

473
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Yeah.

474
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Like dwarves and elves and goblins.

475
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Right.

476
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Or I was gonna say more of like urban legend type stuff.

477
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Because like how there's always been elves and fairies and stuff and like Irish lore.

478
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They even tell you like the lore of the tooth fairy, which was like the little tooth fairies.

479
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They would actually...

480
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The way they really darken them up, they would eat people's bones and skins and stuff, but

481
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they would enjoy the teeth first because they love the calcium.

482
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Yeah.

483
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So that's how they became the tooth fairies.

484
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Yeah.

485
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And they romanticized them for kids.

486
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Like, oh yeah, you know, you put your teeth underneath the thing, the tooth fairy could.

487
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:48,600
But the real lore is the dark fantasy lore.

488
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:49,600
Yeah.

489
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,680
So it's more dark fantasy than actual urban.

490
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:52,680
Yeah.

491
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:53,680
Like a mix of dark and urban.

492
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,200
But kind of like grim.

493
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,200
But not supernatural.

494
00:23:56,200 --> 00:24:00,680
It's not like a demon, like being in prison.

495
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:01,680
Like in like...

496
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:09,640
Like a Hellboy story would be like a demon chained up by like the baptized chains of

497
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:14,000
some priest like St. Dionysus, like trapped in the cellar of a cathedral.

498
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,000
Right.

499
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,280
That would be a Hellboy story.

500
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:19,920
Or something that's been trapped there like during the Inquisition periods or something.

501
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:25,080
And like Gilmore stuff would be like, you know, the elves slowly fading from history

502
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:29,640
because their culture is being pushed back by technology and stuff.

503
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:30,640
Yeah.

504
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:31,640
So it's an interesting...

505
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:33,120
That is a definite 90 degree shift.

506
00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:34,120
Yeah, I totally agree.

507
00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:38,520
I was like, when I saw them like back to back, I'm like, what the fuck?

508
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,440
This is nowhere near what the other one was.

509
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:43,880
And that's why I said not a one, because a 180 would be like just going straight scientific.

510
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:44,880
Yeah.

511
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:50,080
But it's a good, hard 90 degree turn though.

512
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:51,080
Totally different genre.

513
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:54,160
So yeah, I was like a little bit confused.

514
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:57,080
I guess Mike Manolo just gave him the go ahead.

515
00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:58,080
That is surprising.

516
00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,080
It's still his property.

517
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:01,480
Maybe he had no control of the live action.

518
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:02,480
It's possible.

519
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:03,880
After the second one.

520
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:05,360
Or there are set standards at least.

521
00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:08,760
Like you have to have certain things in the movies.

522
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:09,760
Yeah.

523
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:10,760
But I don't know.

524
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:11,760
Prince Nuada.

525
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:17,040
Because I know JK Rowling, like she had full control over her movies and stuff.

526
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:18,800
They were pretty faithful to the books, weren't they?

527
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:19,800
More or less.

528
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:22,080
Aside from like little things like eye color and stuff.

529
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:23,080
Yeah.

530
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:24,560
But not anything major, major.

531
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:29,000
But she, yeah, she had definitely control over it.

532
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,120
Man.

533
00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:33,280
So yeah, like if you guys watch one and two, you'll see a drastic difference.

534
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:36,680
Isn't it a little bit brighter in coloring too?

535
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:38,080
Yeah, that's another thing.

536
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,800
Like it's more color popping.

537
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:41,800
Yeah.

538
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:42,800
Than the original.

539
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:46,160
Like just the cinematography of it is brighter.

540
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:48,680
It's just more like fantasy-ish.

541
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:49,680
Yeah.

542
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:51,680
Is it a grittier?

543
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:52,680
Yeah.

544
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:53,680
It's wild.

545
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:56,240
It's a wild difference when you can see a complete difference in the whole thing.

546
00:25:56,240 --> 00:26:00,120
There's been a few movies, I'm trying to think of another example of it because I know there's

547
00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:01,120
a bunch out there.

548
00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:02,120
I'm like, huh?

549
00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:03,120
Huh?

550
00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:04,720
I'm going back and forth between the both of them.

551
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:05,720
I'm like, what the fuck?

552
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:08,560
Because it's not like whenever they made the Lord of the Rings series where they were all

553
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:10,640
basically the same style.

554
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:17,760
The Hobbit did differ a little bit for it, but not in a true 90 degree fashion.

555
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:21,520
I mean maybe the TV show, but that's a different-

556
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,720
A little, yeah, I can't forget there's a TV show.

557
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:24,720
The Rings of Power.

558
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:28,880
Yeah, I can't think of anything that like changed so vastly from one to the other.

559
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:29,880
Mm-hmm.

560
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:33,600
I mean, that movie is like a completely, it's almost like a soft reboot.

561
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:34,600
That is weird.

562
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:38,000
It's just the direction they took, I guess.

563
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,560
Yeah.

564
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:40,560
I mean-

565
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:43,040
Not to mention the third one was supposed to be something even stranger.

566
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:44,040
Really?

567
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:49,160
I think Hellboy's girlfriend from the first one, Liz, was pregnant and then maybe they

568
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:52,840
were supposed to be the Antichrist, the babies, or he was supposed to be the Antichrist.

569
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:54,560
I can't remember what Hellboy was supposed to be.

570
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:55,560
Yeah.

571
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:56,560
He never got made there?

572
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:57,560
The third one, no.

573
00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:58,560
He never got enough funding.

574
00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:00,560
I remember the 2019 one.

575
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:01,560
Rebooted everything.

576
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:12,200
I was like, it tried to be too crass, like on purpose, like Raiden R. so fuck yeah.

577
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:15,280
The character of Broomhold was always a refined Englishman.

578
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:16,280
Yeah.

579
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:19,440
So he was like, him swearing and saying, like, he didn't fit the character.

580
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:23,800
Kind of like how they did Alfred in the comic books eventually, like whenever they DC rebooted

581
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:24,800
it.

582
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,320
They made Alfred, he'd always been-

583
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:28,960
So fucking SAS agent now?

584
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:34,600
He's always known how to fight, but never like, they weren't pushing that.

585
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:40,840
They were trying to push Alfred as being like, he was secret service for, or like a secret

586
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:47,160
service anyway for the English, but he's past that age to do much.

587
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:48,160
You know what I mean?

588
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:51,920
He should have been more knowledge than like practicality or physicality.

589
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:52,920
Right.

590
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:56,360
And then they turned him into a fucking like, were he still buff as fuck?

591
00:27:56,360 --> 00:28:03,640
It's like, oh, oh, he looks like, he's like fucking butcher from the fucking, the boys.

592
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:09,360
Oh, oh, oh, Bruce Wayne, it's me Alfred.

593
00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:10,360
Fuck these guys.

594
00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:12,840
I would have you ran him as fuck.

595
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:16,160
Oh, Mr. Wayne.

596
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:17,760
Even Zack Snyder's Brad Alford.

597
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,840
A Brad cup of tea, Mr. Wayne.

598
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:24,520
Fucking nose busted from getting a fist fight at the supermarket.

599
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:28,720
I fought for these.

600
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:33,600
That would be fucking weird if it was fucking Carl Urban as fucking Billy Butcher as fucking

601
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:34,600
Alfred Bettyworth.

602
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:36,840
It would be fucking hilarious.

603
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:43,520
So instead of saying, oh, Huey, oh, Brucey, we need to go get the Joker.

604
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:49,360
Joker's a real crazy mate, ain't he?

605
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:50,680
Let's go fuck him up.

606
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:54,040
Somebody's always a word burned, don't they?

607
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:57,480
That would be so fucked up.

608
00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:58,480
It would be funny.

609
00:28:58,480 --> 00:28:59,960
It would be fucking hilarious.

610
00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:06,000
Like all the memes with the actor that plays Butcher where it's like Lord of the Rings.

611
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:09,960
Where it goes to every character that he's playing.

612
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:14,000
He's just, oh, yeah, just like, because I just, that's just the finest career.

613
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,320
That's his like, it broke.

614
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:16,800
That's his like breakout role.

615
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:22,760
Instead of, oh, hey Frodo, oh, Frodo, look at that ring of those Mountain Mowdaw, don't

616
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:23,760
you?

617
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:27,400
That's what he was known for before is Lord of the Rings.

618
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:30,640
Like everything else that he had played after that, it was always compared to the Lord of

619
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:31,640
the Rings role.

620
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:34,120
And now it's like, no, he's going to Billy Butcher.

621
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,840
No matter what he does anymore now.

622
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:37,840
I love it though.

623
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:39,920
That role, like he just, that's just his role.

624
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:40,920
He owned it.

625
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,520
It did fit him very, very well.

626
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:44,600
Or he just fit that character to a T.

627
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:48,760
They casted the role very well though.

628
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:51,760
Yeah, they did.

629
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:52,760
Don't you worry, Huey Me Boy.

630
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:53,760
Like what did you say?

631
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:55,480
Don't you worry Huey Me Boy.

632
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:58,480
Daddy's home.

633
00:29:58,480 --> 00:29:59,480
Don't you worry Huey Me Boy.

634
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:02,360
I can't even say it fast enough or slow enough.

635
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:05,360
Don't you worry Huey Me Boy.

636
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:06,360
Daddy's home.

637
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:07,640
Imagine him saying that to Bertie.

638
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:11,320
I was, I was going all, I was, I was doing that shit forever.

639
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:12,320
Daddy's home.

640
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:13,320
Don't you guys worry.

641
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:15,080
Daddy's home.

642
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:18,560
And everybody's like, Oh God again.

643
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,080
He comes in his glass burlap on his shoulder.

644
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:21,080
Don't you worry, Boosie Boy.

645
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:22,080
Daddy's home.

646
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:24,080
My sheen out by daddy.

647
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:26,080
Beats the hell out of the Joker.

648
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:28,840
Boy, she did to my boy.

649
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:34,280
Well there's that run where like Alfred supposedly is the one that set up everybody.

650
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:35,280
Set him up?

651
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:36,280
Like he's the one that.

652
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,080
Made him all rich or something?

653
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:41,480
Well, set everything up for Bruce Wayne to be Batman.

654
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:44,200
Like where he's the one that created the Joker, the Riddler and all of them because they were

655
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:45,200
all friends of his.

656
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:49,040
Wasn't he like the one that was like, there was one where he was like dressing up as the

657
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:50,040
Joker?

658
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:51,040
Yeah.

659
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:52,040
Oh yeah.

660
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:53,040
Okay.

661
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:54,040
I remember kind of like what made me remember that.

662
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:56,120
Like that was the stupidest shit I've ever seen.

663
00:30:56,120 --> 00:31:01,920
You seen that new comic book about Batman where he has that big ass fucking symbol and it

664
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:03,520
turned out to be an ax?

665
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:04,520
Yeah.

666
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:10,440
It is a series I was telling you about where it's more grounded in earth, but where Batman

667
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:14,080
is a, he's a construction worker or something like that.

668
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:15,080
He is?

669
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:16,080
Yeah.

670
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:17,080
He's not even rich.

671
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:18,080
What the fuck?

672
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:19,080
Wait.

673
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:20,080
Absolute Batman.

674
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:21,080
Yeah.

675
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:22,080
That's it.

676
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:23,080
Yeah.

677
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:24,080
And he's just an ax.

678
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:25,080
Yeah.

679
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:26,080
Wouldn't a sledgehammer fit better if he was a fucking construction worker?

680
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:28,120
And then Superman is grittier.

681
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:29,600
Wonder Woman is grittier.

682
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:30,600
Like it's.

683
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:33,680
There was one person that, and it was so poignant.

684
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,960
I was like, wow, I hope that's true.

685
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:41,480
So basically he was saying his theory about the absolute Batman and that huge bat symbol

686
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:47,720
was that throughout that issue, throughout that run, Batman suit will get more beat up.

687
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:52,760
The little stuff will get more scratched until eventually toward the very end, it'll, it'll

688
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:55,480
get shrunken down to the actual bat symbol.

689
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,720
I was like, that would be fucking phenomenal.

690
00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:00,440
It's like, it would start as that huge thing, right?

691
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:01,440
Yeah.

692
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:06,120
And then as he like, you know, fights and, you know, triumphs and fails and it slowly

693
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:08,040
becomes Batman, Batman, right?

694
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:10,080
It would become the actual Batman symbol.

695
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:11,080
Like it would just break it.

696
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:14,000
That would be just like cut down itself from all the fucking battles.

697
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,000
Yeah.

698
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,880
And that the final issue, it just be the original.

699
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:17,880
The original symbol.

700
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:22,760
Like it would be like, like, uh, just like, uh, damaged into it, the original symbol,

701
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:23,760
right?

702
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:24,760
And I was like, beautiful.

703
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:27,640
And that's what he was saying was the theory.

704
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:29,680
And then it just starts off being fucking ax.

705
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:32,000
Like, well, fuck, I fucked them up there.

706
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:35,160
Cause the depth theory sounded better than what the shit drives into a baby.

707
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:37,920
I'll fucking ax on his fucking chest.

708
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:40,920
That's stupid.

709
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:44,760
If I, if I had read that as the writer, I'd be like, fuck, that's a good idea.

710
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:45,960
Let's go ahead and make a few adjustments.

711
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:47,040
Let's fix that.

712
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:49,320
So that turns into the actual bat symbol at the end.

713
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,560
No, no, let's do something really stupid.

714
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:53,840
Cause it was not, it does not look like the best one at all.

715
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:54,840
Right?

716
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:55,840
No, it don't.

717
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:56,840
And that's what he was saying.

718
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:57,840
Like it sounded like made sense, right?

719
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:00,080
Like it's fully morph into the symbol toward the end.

720
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:01,080
I'm like, it's beautiful.

721
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:02,720
Like, so he becomes Batman.

722
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:03,720
Yeah.

723
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:05,480
Like he's not Batman throughout the whole thing until the very end.

724
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:06,480
Where he's just a vigilante.

725
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:07,480
Right.

726
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:10,880
And then like, it just, it just like, he gets cut down into Batman, Batman.

727
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:12,880
But no, it's just a big ass ax.

728
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:17,480
Well, he's like, he's like, he must've been so sad.

729
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:21,000
I think some intelligence, right?

730
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,280
To think of that.

731
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:26,600
And he was like, cause he's like, he's fucking red, like fucking a war and peace.

732
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:28,240
And he's like, it's going to be beautiful.

733
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:29,840
Just like, just like Moby Dick.

734
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:31,880
We probably read a lot of Batman stories too.

735
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:33,760
And he was just hoping.

736
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:37,600
And then he was like, oh, that's not what I wanted.

737
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:40,600
That's the dumbest shit.

738
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:45,640
And then apparently Superman's not the, like the boy scout Superman.

739
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:46,640
No, no.

740
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:48,480
He's like where he will kill people.

741
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:51,120
It's like, that's not like the heart.

742
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:52,120
Really Superman.

743
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:53,120
No.

744
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:56,760
The thing about Superman is that he's held to a standard that nobody else holds.

745
00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:57,760
Cause Superman.

746
00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:58,760
Yeah.

747
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:04,040
Like it had always been a, uh, where Batman and Superman were the same people, just different

748
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:05,280
side of the coin.

749
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:10,440
So Superman was the boy scout and his mentality and the way he treated people and the way

750
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:12,440
he was like all bright and happy.

751
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:13,960
And then Batman was the boy scout.

752
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:18,560
And the fact that he was always prepared, always had the equipment, knew how to do stuff,

753
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:22,920
but they were the same like person almost just different sides of the coin.

754
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:25,080
The dark and the light side of it.

755
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:26,960
Now it's like, ah, they're both dark sides.

756
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:28,760
It's cool.

757
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:30,520
One kills them past and then one kills them.

758
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:33,520
I hit them with a fucking ax.

759
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:38,040
And then you got Wonder Woman just want to be there.

760
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:39,040
So I want to fight too.

761
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:41,200
And she fucking shaved some deuce skull in.

762
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:42,640
Which she already did Maxwell Lourdes.

763
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:46,440
Remember she flipped his neck around and the way, the way the panel, the way she fucking

764
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:47,800
twisted it three or four times.

765
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:51,680
Cause this shit looked like a fucking twisted.

766
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:55,760
This fucking my God, how many times did you twist his fucking neck?

767
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:58,120
She spun it once and it just spun.

768
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:03,160
Like I guess because you see it contort like around like a fucking spring.

769
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,880
And I'm like, that's spun at least twice.

770
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:08,720
She didn't bend that neck one time.

771
00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:09,720
She spun around the castle.

772
00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:14,280
She went like crank, crank that motherfucker crank crank twice or three times.

773
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:17,560
Which is so fucked up.

774
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:20,240
That's what it looked like to me when I saw it.

775
00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:22,160
Yeah, that's what it looked like to a lot of people.

776
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:26,160
It's like, Oh, oh, that's what she fucking grabbed him by the head and just fucking kicked

777
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:27,160
his shoulders.

778
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:28,160
He just spun.

779
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:33,360
And he just, his neck just fucking started to twist.

780
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:34,360
Just holds the head in place.

781
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:36,480
It spins the body with a kick.

782
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:40,080
That'd be a horrible way to die wouldn't it?

783
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:41,080
A little bit.

784
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:42,080
Hopefully it's quick.

785
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:48,000
No one, no one DC is fucking survived and he just, he's just in a fucking hospital bed.

786
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,000
Like I'll get my revenge.

787
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,040
I think Maxwell Lord is alive still in the comics.

788
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:52,040
Of course.

789
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:53,680
I can't kill a DC and Marvel comic characters.

790
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:54,960
It's like one piece.

791
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:57,640
How many people can you possibly kill him?

792
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:00,800
You can't just let him die.

793
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:02,080
He sure can't kill.

794
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,440
I think he's only killed like two or three characters.

795
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:05,440
Yeah.

796
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:07,680
If I think about it, right?

797
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:08,680
Maybe more.

798
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:12,120
I mean, even fairy tale killed off more than that.

799
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:18,240
And fairy tale was not known for like fairy tale is what it's a good anime, but it's a

800
00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:22,280
friendship prevails over all type of anime where your enemies eventually become your

801
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,560
allies type thing.

802
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:26,320
Be dumb as hell.

803
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:28,880
But there's actually been people that have died in the anime.

804
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:29,880
We're friends now.

805
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:33,720
But you're gonna have to fucking kill me.

806
00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:34,720
Yeah.

807
00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:35,720
Three times.

808
00:36:35,720 --> 00:36:37,640
Now not every villain becomes an ally.

809
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:42,200
But like a joker just one day like, I want to be a good guy.

810
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:45,320
No.

811
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:48,520
I'm the crown prince of the clown prince of justice.

812
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:50,000
The clown prince of crime.

813
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,920
Bam is that what the fuck ever.

814
00:36:52,920 --> 00:37:00,720
I thought you joker fucking there.

815
00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:03,120
So messed up.

816
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:05,640
So get ready for Hellboy.

817
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:06,760
Well look forward to that then.

818
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:08,480
I got my issues coming this week.

819
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:09,800
You'll be the lore expert on it.

820
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:10,800
I will be.

821
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:11,800
Give me three months.

822
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:13,560
I'll be the smartest Hellboy fit man ever.

823
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:19,080
I was gonna say be the strongest Hellboy in the universe.

824
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:20,080
I'll be Hellboy.

825
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:21,080
Just get one of those.

826
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:24,600
Get a cinder block and put it on your arm.

827
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:26,960
It's like what now?

828
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:28,800
Start beating the shit out of people with it.

829
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:32,920
It's just be random as hell.

830
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:37,520
The average justice knows no sex.

831
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:40,000
Just flip out your tits like there's the hammer.

832
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,400
Just fucking hit someone in the face with a fucking sledgehammer for no reason.

833
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:44,400
Justice.

834
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:48,200
I mean Batman's got axes so.

835
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:51,680
Of all the weapons too an axe.

836
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:53,560
For a kid that's never killed anybody.

837
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:54,560
I know.

838
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:58,400
I guess they're gonna try to do something with that.

839
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:01,000
It's like with Leonardo and the fucking blades.

840
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,000
Yeah.

841
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,480
You know damn well Ninja Turtle killed some people.

842
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:06,080
Two fucking swords.

843
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:07,080
Mostly with Raphael.

844
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:08,080
Also had the fucking side.

845
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:09,080
The side?

846
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:10,080
Yeah I'm like come on now.

847
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:11,080
And with Raphael's anger.

848
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:13,560
You know he stabbed somebody through the throat.

849
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,360
You can't tell me Michael didn't cave someone skulling with those nunchucks.

850
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:17,360
Yeah.

851
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:18,360
But.

852
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:19,360
Like oh.

853
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:20,360
Oh shit.

854
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,640
Oh my god.

855
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:24,400
They fucking freak out like they're like 15.

856
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,360
They kill somebody for the first time.

857
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:31,640
They go back to Splinter's house and they don't say a word.

858
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:33,960
It's like how was it?

859
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:34,960
How did it go my sons?

860
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:35,960
It was fine.

861
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:36,960
It was fine.

862
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:37,960
It was good.

863
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:40,760
Why you got the rat just stroking his beard?

864
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:41,760
No one's dead.

865
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:42,760
Really?

866
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:46,040
And then he just drags the body out?

867
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:47,040
What is it?

868
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:48,040
Who is this?

869
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:49,040
Oh shit.

870
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:50,040
Thank god.

871
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:53,040
That would be fucked up.

872
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:54,640
Fuckin' Fugito Key.

873
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:58,560
One day he comes into the fucking den and just throws a Playboy on the table.

874
00:38:58,560 --> 00:38:59,560
Who's this?

875
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:00,560
It's like uh.

876
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:03,560
It's just box turtles.

877
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:07,920
It's a fucking Playboy Lola Rabbit.

878
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:16,560
It's segue now.

879
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:21,240
Alright well I guess moving into our character spotlight this week.

880
00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:25,880
We go from one demon of being Hellboy to Trigun from DC Comics.

881
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:26,880
He's a demon?

882
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:27,880
Yeah.

883
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:30,000
So he's an alien.

884
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,000
Alien demon.

885
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,000
Interdimensional demon.

886
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,000
Yeah.

887
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:41,360
His first appearance was in New Teen Titans number 2 in December of 1980 as a cameo.

888
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:46,480
And then the New Teen Titans number 4 in February of 1981 as a full appearance.

889
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:49,680
So he made a cameo a year before he actually appeared.

890
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:50,680
Before.

891
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:55,240
You betcha people were like what the fuck is that guy?

892
00:39:55,240 --> 00:40:01,480
So basically Trigun is a sadistic, cruel, dangerous, and powerful demon of inter and

893
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:03,560
extradimensional origin.

894
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:04,560
Okay.

895
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:08,720
Trigun is a result of the mating between a female member of a mystic sect and the god

896
00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:09,720
that they worshipped.

897
00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:12,240
That sounds about right.

898
00:40:12,240 --> 00:40:13,240
Yeah.

899
00:40:13,240 --> 00:40:18,120
A side effect of this pairing is that their child was filled with the cast off evil energies

900
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:23,720
of the inhabitants of Azerath forming him into their personification.

901
00:40:23,720 --> 00:40:32,080
So even though he was born of this god and lady, he basically absorbed all their emotional

902
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:36,760
energy from this entire society of Azeroth.

903
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:40,860
At birth Trigun killed everyone around him including his own mother.

904
00:40:40,860 --> 00:40:44,280
At the age of 1 he ruled an entire planet.

905
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:47,440
At the age of 6 he destroyed an entire planet.

906
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:52,200
At the age of 30 he held dominion over millions of worlds in his dimension.

907
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:54,800
At the age of 33 he retired.

908
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:59,300
There is some confusion regarding the origins of Trigun as he claims to have existed as

909
00:40:59,300 --> 00:41:03,360
formless energy since the beginning of his own universe while the energies cast off by

910
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:08,600
Azer and Azeroth simply allowed him to take physical form roughly a thousand years before

911
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,920
DC's present day.

912
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:21,320
So he claims to have existed kind of like a unbodied entity basically.

913
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:24,480
Now he has a body so he possessed some random kid.

914
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:25,480
Right.

915
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:30,160
Arela was a depressed woman who decided to join a cult known as the Church of Blood that

916
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,280
was trying to summon Trigun.

917
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:38,080
Where the ritual was performed Trigun disguised as a handsome male emerged and married Arela.

918
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:43,000
After making love Arela discovered Trigun's true nature after seeing his true form.

919
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:47,760
Trigun sends Arela back to earth and Arela is pregnant and at the brink of suicide when

920
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:52,400
she is found by an extra dimensional cult and is brought to Azeroth where she gives

921
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:53,920
birth to their daughter Raven.

922
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:55,960
He gives a fucking letter in the mail.

923
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:56,960
Chiles is born.

924
00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:57,960
What the fuck.

925
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:03,720
He's like what the fuck is this.

926
00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:05,360
The worst thing he's ever seen in existence.

927
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:06,360
Bitch I wore a condom.

928
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:08,360
I'm gonna throw this shit down.

929
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:11,680
And it was an extra dimensional one.

930
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:12,680
The best kind.

931
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:15,600
Extra loose.

932
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:20,560
Raven is brought up to control her emotions to suppress the control and the demonic powers

933
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:22,640
she inherited from Trigun.

934
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:27,520
During this time Trigun was aware of his daughter's whereabouts but rarely intervened.

935
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:29,240
I keep confusing Trigun with Trigun.

936
00:42:29,240 --> 00:42:30,240
Oh Trigun.

937
00:42:30,240 --> 00:42:31,240
Yeah.

938
00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:32,240
Instead of Trigun.

939
00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:33,240
Yeah.

940
00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:34,240
Yeah.

941
00:42:34,240 --> 00:42:35,240
It's pretty close.

942
00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:36,240
I can't help it.

943
00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:37,240
Except whenever a wild stampede.

944
00:42:37,240 --> 00:42:38,240
What the fuck was his name?

945
00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:41,240
I think he was a wild stampede.

946
00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:43,520
The most deadliest villain ever.

947
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:47,000
You know it was all because he was just clumsy as fuck the entire time.

948
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,240
It wasn't because he actually tried to destroy stuff.

949
00:42:49,240 --> 00:42:51,480
Wasn't he actually like a badass though?

950
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:52,480
Yeah.

951
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:53,920
But he wasn't trying to destroy anything.

952
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:54,920
It just happened.

953
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:59,080
He also had a weird like a, cause it was supposed to be like a colony.

954
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:03,760
Sent to a different planet to colonize and they ended up on this desert planet by accident.

955
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:06,480
They never really expanded on that at all.

956
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:07,480
No they really didn't.

957
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:10,760
That old western fucking country that our planet they lived on from now on.

958
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:15,360
So well we live in the desert everywhere, desert everywhere left and right.

959
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:17,520
No explanation really about it.

960
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:23,280
He was animate to have some random origin that's never touched on a vine again.

961
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:24,280
It probably does.

962
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:26,520
Or in the manga somewhere buried deep.

963
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:28,920
I feel like this is how it all happened.

964
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:33,680
Yeah like it was a fucking, I swear it was a colony, a space ship.

965
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:37,440
They crash landed on accident on this planet and they never talked about it.

966
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:38,640
No other planet.

967
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:42,080
No other fucking ship ever came looking for them or anything.

968
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:43,080
Like wherever they were going.

969
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:45,320
The earth is just somewhere out of the middle of nowhere.

970
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:47,840
Yeah it was a weird concept.

971
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:48,840
But he never did explain it.

972
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:53,840
Cause I'm guessing in the writers head he couldn't conceptualize it on earth.

973
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:54,840
But he wanted it to be the future.

974
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:56,600
But he wanted it to be the old west.

975
00:43:56,600 --> 00:44:00,000
So the only way he could like allow it is for it to be on a different planet entirely.

976
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,720
Yeah you couldn't do it really with.

977
00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:04,160
At least in his head is what I'm saying.

978
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:05,160
Yeah.

979
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:09,960
I mean they kind of did that with Fallout where you have kind of a western-ish feel.

980
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:12,680
New Vegas was like immediately went straight back to Cowboys.

981
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:14,680
That's our natural state.

982
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:15,680
Cowboy.

983
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:16,680
Go back to Cowboy.

984
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:18,040
At least a while.

985
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:20,320
No fucking pack animals arrived though.

986
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:21,320
No.

987
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:23,320
But you sure had to fucking walk everywhere.

988
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:25,080
Cowboys.

989
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:26,080
Without the donkeys.

990
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:28,080
And no fucking horses or nothing.

991
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:29,080
Cowboys.

992
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:31,880
Red Dead Redemption without the horses?

993
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:32,880
Basically yeah.

994
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:34,680
You got the horses or everything.

995
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:36,280
And a few technology pieces.

996
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:37,280
Yeah.

997
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:38,280
A lot actually.

998
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:39,280
Yeah.

999
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:43,600
They had assault rifles and robots and all sorts of bullshit.

1000
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:44,720
Cowboys.

1001
00:44:44,720 --> 00:44:47,840
And a cowboy hat.

1002
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:51,480
Go back to that's our natural state though.

1003
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:53,680
Alright.

1004
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:58,280
Except with the renegade monk named Juras attempting to cast Raven as an infant into

1005
00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:01,040
another dimension to avert her potential threat.

1006
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:05,520
Trigun struck him down at the moment of the deed and allowed the cult to keep her safe

1007
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:07,680
for the time being.

1008
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:12,120
Raven learned of Trigun's intentions to conquer the earth and failed to stop him.

1009
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:17,040
She initially approached the Justice League but they refused her on the advice of Zatanna

1010
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:19,200
who sensed her demonic parentage.

1011
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:20,680
So Zatanna's like fuck this.

1012
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:21,680
No I'm good.

1013
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:23,680
I don't even want to fuck it.

1014
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:24,680
No.

1015
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:25,680
No.

1016
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:26,680
No.

1017
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:32,720
In desperation she reformed the Teen Titans with several new members to fight her father.

1018
00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:33,720
The Teen.

1019
00:45:33,720 --> 00:45:34,720
Yeah.

1020
00:45:34,720 --> 00:45:39,280
The Teen was eventually able to defeat Trigun and seal him into an interdimensional prison.

1021
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:44,560
However Raven still had to fight her father's influence as he was not completely destroyed.

1022
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:48,120
Trigun eventually escaped and came to earth taking control of Raven and destroying Azerath

1023
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:49,320
in the process.

1024
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:54,240
The Titans came together and tried to fight Trigun but were contaminated by his demonic

1025
00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:56,040
influence and killed Raven.

1026
00:45:56,040 --> 00:46:01,040
This allowed the souls of Azerath to possess her and use her as a channel to kill Trigun.

1027
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:06,320
The demonic possession had been part of a plan to defeat Trigun as the Titans would

1028
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:08,680
never have killed Raven on their own.

1029
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:13,000
Blasting him out of existence with a beam of purifying light, although Trigun was gone

1030
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:17,600
his followers led by Brother Blood have tried to revive him several times.

1031
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:19,320
So wait they destroyed him out of existence?

1032
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:20,320
Yeah.

1033
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:22,720
You know the end of that panel should have been like Raven should have been like Trigun

1034
00:46:22,720 --> 00:46:23,720
who?

1035
00:46:23,720 --> 00:46:24,720
Yeah.

1036
00:46:24,720 --> 00:46:26,320
He just never existed.

1037
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:28,800
Yeah that's the whole point.

1038
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,320
Not existing means not existing.

1039
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:31,320
Yeah.

1040
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:34,120
Or does that mean like him existing from this point on?

1041
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:35,240
I think from this point on.

1042
00:46:35,240 --> 00:46:36,840
Okay because I would have just been like Trigun.

1043
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:39,640
It would have been really cool though to do that.

1044
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:46,320
Because like I would make it to where like if even a fucking smattering of his essence

1045
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:57,760
or existence of his belief is enough to germinate enough of his entity to start reforming.

1046
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:01,560
So even if someone even like you like even mentioned his whisper of his name or you know

1047
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:02,560
what I mean?

1048
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:06,640
So if you completely just take him from all of existence so no one even knows he's real

1049
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:09,040
or no belief in him at all.

1050
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:10,040
Right.

1051
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:13,240
Or kind of like taking the concept of American Gods.

1052
00:47:13,240 --> 00:47:14,240
Yeah.

1053
00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:17,200
Or taking it completely off and like he's gone forever.

1054
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:22,240
So if Trigun who would have been fucking the coldest line in DC comics.

1055
00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:23,240
But no they can't do that.

1056
00:47:23,240 --> 00:47:24,240
Hey DC I'm available.

1057
00:47:24,240 --> 00:47:27,960
All I do is write mostly pornography.

1058
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:30,240
So we have the sons of Trigun right?

1059
00:47:30,240 --> 00:47:35,120
So Raven notices that Trigun has returned and is responsible for the recent attacks

1060
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:37,840
on past and present members of the Teen Titans.

1061
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:42,040
The cause of his resurrection from the dead has not been revealed but the motive for his

1062
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:47,120
renewed attacks is that a war with rival demons has spread Trigun's forces too thinly

1063
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:51,440
and left him desperately weak which forces him to turn his focus on Earth in hopes of

1064
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:53,320
creating a new power base.

1065
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:54,320
So why would you?

1066
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:56,520
Why would you try to?

1067
00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:58,760
You're fighting on another friend you can't you're losing right?

1068
00:47:58,760 --> 00:47:59,760
Yes.

1069
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:02,280
So let me go to the one so densely populated with meta humans.

1070
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:03,280
Yeah.

1071
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,360
This will be the one I can conquer.

1072
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:08,040
Three of Trigun's sons Jacob, Jared and Jesse.

1073
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:09,400
Wow great names.

1074
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:10,400
JJJ?

1075
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:11,400
Yeah.

1076
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:12,400
They play a significant part.

1077
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:15,680
The fact that they're just regular human sounding names.

1078
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:19,000
It's just the most human of everything.

1079
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:20,000
This is Jacob.

1080
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:23,120
Raven isn't even less human than these.

1081
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:24,120
It's very nice.

1082
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:25,120
Hers is an exotic name.

1083
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:26,120
Yeah.

1084
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:27,120
But fucking Jacob, Jesse.

1085
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:28,120
Jared.

1086
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:29,120
This is Jared.

1087
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:32,560
Last name Fogel.

1088
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:33,560
Recently out of prison.

1089
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:35,560
Trying to reform himself.

1090
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:41,160
Perfectly because he was born of a demon.

1091
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:43,680
They play a significant role in his return to life.

1092
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:48,400
The brothers can respectively induce the seven deadly sins of wrath, lust and envy in the

1093
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:49,400
others.

1094
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:55,080
They attempt to attempt to open the portal to Trigun's realm but then betray their father

1095
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:57,640
and steal what little power he has left.

1096
00:48:57,640 --> 00:49:11,120
This actually makes Trigun proud of them for proving to be just as evil as

1097
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:12,120
he is.

1098
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:14,520
He's like, I'm proud of you son.

1099
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:17,600
As he holds their fucking dismembered head, I'm proud of you son.

1100
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:18,600
You almost got me.

1101
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:19,600
You almost got me.

1102
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:22,600
He throws it in the pile of other heads.

1103
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:24,600
You almost got me.

1104
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:29,080
The trio leave thinking that they have gained great power and Trigun is left trapped in

1105
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:30,080
his realm.

1106
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:34,440
However, the three brothers then return and corrupt Raven making her their ally.

1107
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:38,040
Eventually they are defeated by Raven and the Titans.

1108
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:42,120
Then we have the new 52 version of Trigun.

1109
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:44,800
You know how the new 52 always fucks stuff up.

1110
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:48,800
It's been a thread throughout all of these.

1111
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:50,200
The new 52 does something stupid.

1112
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:52,400
They do quite the curve on these characters for sure.

1113
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:53,400
Yes.

1114
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:56,920
So in September of 2011 the new 52 rebooted DC's continuity.

1115
00:49:56,920 --> 00:50:03,280
In this new timeline, Trigun makes his post-Flashpoint debut in issue number one of the Phantom Stranger.

1116
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:08,400
In this incarnation, Trigun has an extra set of eyes, giving him six in total.

1117
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:11,000
So originally he didn't have six.

1118
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:16,140
He has struck a bargain with the Stranger to return his offspring Raven, living under

1119
00:50:16,140 --> 00:50:19,440
the assumed name of Rachel Roth, to him.

1120
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:23,760
In return he pledges to spare Earth from his armies that were ready to search the Earth

1121
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:24,760
for her.

1122
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:29,000
He's about to build a relationship with his daughter.

1123
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:31,880
Make up for lost time just to see her.

1124
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:34,680
He's bargaining that he won't destroy the Earth if he can just spend time with her.

1125
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:36,560
That would be the funniest shit.

1126
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:38,200
He's at the coffee shop.

1127
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:40,240
He's like, so you like your coffee?

1128
00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:42,520
She wants to do nothing to do with him.

1129
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:44,560
He's like, I'm just trying to be a good father.

1130
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:46,680
I know I'm going to have to for a millennia.

1131
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:49,160
A literal millennia?

1132
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:50,160
Give me a chance.

1133
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:51,160
Fuckin' change.

1134
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:54,240
He wanted to take her to go play laser tag.

1135
00:50:54,240 --> 00:50:58,600
Fuckin' disintegrates the other players.

1136
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:00,440
Not with actual laser games in his eyes.

1137
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:02,680
He's like, I'm gonna raise him.

1138
00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:07,200
So having already destroyed Azeroth years ago, in the new 52 it is revealed that Trigon

1139
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:10,840
has at least four children or Raven is the youngest.

1140
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:14,520
Her older brothers are named Belial, Ruskoff, and Suge.

1141
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:15,520
Boring.

1142
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:16,520
Who are the other originals?

1143
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:17,520
Jesse James?

1144
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:20,880
Jesse, Jacob, and Jared.

1145
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:22,600
They're all porn star names.

1146
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:24,440
Jenna Jameson.

1147
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:28,360
Belial is the oldest and the most civilized according to himself, of three brothers.

1148
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:29,360
Oh yeah.

1149
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:32,520
I tied myself up too.

1150
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:37,840
Later Trigon returns to Earth, feeling confident in having swayed Raven to his side during

1151
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:41,600
their time together in his demonic realm, where time flows differently.

1152
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:46,200
Trigon is shown to be the ruler of six kingdoms known as the Underrealms, a collective title

1153
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:50,120
for the planets and dimensions he's conquered, although he has since grown bored with the

1154
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:53,520
dull responsibility of ruling over them.

1155
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:58,240
At first he ruled through his own power, then through conquest on the battlefield, and finally

1156
00:51:58,240 --> 00:52:02,160
through Sutterfridge.

1157
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:07,440
His ultimate goal is to unite all seven realms and pass the mantle of leadership to Raven,

1158
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:11,760
whom he believes will mold them in her own image, something only she can do as she has

1159
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:16,160
a capacity to love and emotion Trigon cannot feel or comprehend.

1160
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:19,120
If anybody says all this stuff about Raven, right?

1161
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:21,240
Him wanting her to take his mats and all this, right?

1162
00:52:21,240 --> 00:52:23,120
Right in front of his fucking sons?

1163
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:26,880
Oh wow, thank you.

1164
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:31,400
As part of the DC Villains Month, Trigon replaced the Teen Titans as the main characters in

1165
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:35,400
their book for one issue, with Deathstroke taking over the next one.

1166
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:39,880
The Teen Titans book resumed publishing after Villains Month concluded, though unconfirmed

1167
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:43,480
the Villains Month event leaves Trigon's origins in questions.

1168
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:47,720
Long ago in another universe, a trinity of beings called the Divine attempted to eradicate

1169
00:52:47,720 --> 00:52:49,600
evil using the Heart of Darkness.

1170
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:54,920
Whenever the Divine returned to a world they believed liberated, they find it in other

1171
00:52:54,920 --> 00:53:01,920
chaos along with the being they believe to be responsible only because he appears not

1172
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:04,200
to be one of the planet's inhabitants.

1173
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:08,160
As they have done billions of times before, they sentence him and his two guards to the

1174
00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:14,400
Heart of Darkness, hoping that it would consume the evil within them.

1175
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:18,160
However, they were horrified whenever the stranger not only resisted being consumed

1176
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:22,960
by the Heart of Darkness, absorbing the evils of billions of worlds and mutating them into

1177
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:26,840
a being that would be known as Trigon.

1178
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:31,360
Now driven by an insatiable hunger for evil, Trigon moves slowly from universe to universe,

1179
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:36,160
spreading corruption and sin among the worlds he finds to sustain himself.

1180
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:40,700
Much later, Trigon encounters a woman wearing a suit of armor specially crafted to counter

1181
00:53:40,700 --> 00:53:42,200
his immense powers.

1182
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:45,840
Though neither is able to slay the other, Trigon is forced to retreat, swearing that

1183
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:51,600
members of his blood would return in their thousands to destroy the wearer of the silent

1184
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:52,600
armor.

1185
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:58,760
Trigon has since set his plans into action, only to run into the problem that most of

1186
00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:02,640
the mothers of his children being unable to survive mating with him.

1187
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:10,120
I don't like going into a so much darker area.

1188
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:14,040
Leaving Trigon with only three sons, all of whom he considers failures.

1189
00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:16,760
You know, you're not my daughter.

1190
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:17,760
You're all fucking useless.

1191
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:21,640
Unlike her, she's worth something.

1192
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:26,040
Even one day, he has brought a human woman from Earth, Arela, who gives him his first

1193
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:28,880
daughter Raven, the most powerful of Trigon's children.

1194
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:29,880
And the Conquest-

1195
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:33,880
My favorite daughter, by the way, sent you three pieces of shit.

1196
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:38,400
This goes- they would be- they'd just go talk this shit on all three of his sons day and

1197
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:39,400
night.

1198
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:44,880
And the reason why Trigon not targets Earth for Conquest, and the really fucked up part,

1199
00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:48,560
is that during the DC rebirth event, which is after the New 52-

1200
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:50,920
Did it say that in the really fucked up part?

1201
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:53,280
I'm adding the fucked up part.

1202
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:54,600
Trigon was killed by Bizarro.

1203
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:55,600
What?

1204
00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:56,600
Killed?

1205
00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:58,800
Yeah, by Bizarro, and the DC reaper.

1206
00:54:58,800 --> 00:54:59,800
I can see that.

1207
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:00,800
Wait, what up his asshole?

1208
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:01,800
Came out of his mouth.

1209
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:02,800
What the hell?

1210
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:08,080
Well, what's funny is that Trigon is one of the few that can actually go toe to toe with

1211
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:09,880
Darkseid.

1212
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:16,160
Like the true essence Darkseid, not the one that Superman fights on a regular basis, but

1213
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:20,040
like the real, like, the godhead.

1214
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:21,640
Not to get these hands, Darkseid.

1215
00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:22,960
No, not that one.

1216
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:26,160
The actual Darkseid.

1217
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:27,160
His powers and abilities.

1218
00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:30,560
So Trigon is one of the most powerful demonic beings in the DC universe.

1219
00:55:30,560 --> 00:55:35,800
He possesses superhuman strength, speed, agility, reflexes, stamina, senses, durability, and

1220
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:36,800
intelligence.

1221
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:42,480
Trigon is strong enough to gut Ares, the god of war, and knock around the members of

1222
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:43,960
Superman's regime.

1223
00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:47,660
Fast enough to keep up with the likes of Superman and the Flash, and is virtually impervious

1224
00:55:47,660 --> 00:55:52,160
to most methods of attacks, having shrugged off attacks from the Teen Titans and reality

1225
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:53,640
warping imp Mr. Mxpitalik.

1226
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:56,320
He can also fuck at a superhuman level.

1227
00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:57,320
Apparently.

1228
00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:59,840
And form failures.

1229
00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:02,440
Very useless children.

1230
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:05,600
He can fly, teleport himself and others to various locations, and even break through

1231
00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:08,120
the barriers of other universes with enough power.

1232
00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:13,080
His ability to belittle his three sons is astounding.

1233
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:15,840
He can break you down mentally too.

1234
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:16,840
These failures.

1235
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:19,360
I'm not a parent right?

1236
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:20,760
So I don't know how to do it.

1237
00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:23,160
But they were just those buttons right?

1238
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:24,760
They're just hitting that one spot.

1239
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:25,760
Like oh.

1240
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:29,160
I just devastated you for the rest of the week.

1241
00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:30,160
It was like oh.

1242
00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:33,560
Why can't you be like your sister Raven?

1243
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:34,800
She's actually important.

1244
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:37,480
She's useful.

1245
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:40,760
His common methods of attacks are his energy and hellfire blasts.

1246
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:44,280
His energy blasts are powerful enough to one shot both the Teen Titans and the Justice

1247
00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:49,320
League and his hellfire blasts were strong enough to burn Mr. Mxpitalik.

1248
00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:52,280
So fifth dimension imp.

1249
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:57,160
He also likes to attack his enemies with energy blasts fired from his eyes.

1250
00:56:57,160 --> 00:56:59,680
He also attacks his son with snide comments.

1251
00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:02,640
Every opportunity he can.

1252
00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:04,640
He's also skilled using telekinesis.

1253
00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:05,640
Being able to catch.

1254
00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:08,640
Being able to catch his friends.

1255
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:16,760
Being able to use it on such a scale that he can manipulate the fundamental forces of

1256
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:19,440
the universe and distort the space time continuum.

1257
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:23,600
He can additionally manipulate matter transmute elements and warp reality to the point where

1258
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:28,400
he's able to effortlessly turn the earth and all its inhabitants into stone.

1259
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:33,640
Bring people back to life as skeletons and dissipate the atoms of his minion Simon through

1260
00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:37,040
light while allowing him to remain conscious.

1261
00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:40,280
He lacks the ability to turn his sons into anything useful.

1262
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:43,280
That's his weakness.

1263
00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:48,160
The Trigon can also create, summon a materialized dark energy, shapeshift and manipulate his

1264
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:52,120
size to become as tall as a skyscraper or as small as an average man.

1265
00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:56,200
Being a demon, Trigon also has a habit of devouring souls but has once devoured the

1266
00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:59,400
souls of an entire universe on a massive scale.

1267
00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:04,520
Also in the New 52 Trigon devoured the evil heart of darkness artifact which causes him

1268
00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:08,600
to be hungry for evil and allows him to grow stronger in the presence of evil energies

1269
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:12,800
or beans by feeding on their evil.

1270
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:14,320
He's also a master of sorcery.

1271
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:18,760
Being able to fire blasts of mystical eldritch energy at opponents, mind control thousands

1272
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:21,120
of beans or break them down mentally.

1273
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:25,680
Well, his two three sons.

1274
00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:28,040
Cast powerful illusions or even temp-

1275
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:31,080
He's not powerful enough to make his sons- make him love his sons.

1276
00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:32,080
Really?

1277
00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:36,800
He's either to all of them known fucking hilarious.

1278
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:41,400
Or even temporarily or permanently grant other beings with superpowers like the time he transforms

1279
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:45,080
an ordinary guy into someone with vast psychic powers.

1280
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:46,080
Except his three children.

1281
00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:48,800
Can't do shit with them.

1282
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:50,960
No, he can't.

1283
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:54,760
When Trigon gets hurt, he has a powerful healing factor to fall back on which allows him to

1284
00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:56,640
regenerate from virtually nothing.

1285
00:58:56,640 --> 00:59:00,800
He can't heal the pain of having three or less fucking sons.

1286
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:04,560
The speed at which he can heal is unknown.

1287
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:09,160
Alongside this, his mind is unblocked by the entire universe meaning he has extensive knowledge

1288
00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:13,680
of events before they will happen and often notice his opponent's next move before said

1289
00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:19,080
enemy even decides it and is aware of practically everything that is going on in the plane of

1290
00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:20,200
existence he's in.

1291
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:21,520
Except for being able to-

1292
00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:23,200
He can't predict the absolute absurd-

1293
00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:25,320
It has failed your nose?

1294
00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:28,400
Level of imb- imb- I can't even say the right word.

1295
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:32,440
He can predict the entire scope of the existence except for how awful his three sons are going

1296
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:33,440
to be.

1297
00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:34,440
The imbecility?

1298
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:36,520
The imbecility of their actions.

1299
00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:38,080
He can't predict that.

1300
00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:39,080
He's dry.

1301
00:59:39,080 --> 00:59:40,080
It doesn't work.

1302
00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:44,400
So I bring him to the Heart of Darkness and I got a dad and he fucking tripped and breaks

1303
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:46,840
it right in front of him like, oh, you dumb mother-

1304
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:50,880
That's the first thing I've got to do.

1305
00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:51,880
You stupid, second shit.

1306
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:54,960
If I didn't love your mother as much as I did, I'd fucking kill you.

1307
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:55,960
And I hated hers.

1308
00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:58,560
I can't even stand her.

1309
00:59:58,560 --> 01:00:00,920
But I hate you more.

1310
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:05,920
And it's out of that little bit of love I had for her.

1311
01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:08,160
But I don't kill you now.

1312
01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:09,160
Jeopardy?

1313
01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:11,440
I wouldn't wish you on my worst enemy.

1314
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:13,680
All three of you.

1315
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:16,680
Superman couldn't say that.

1316
01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:19,680
He could do that.

1317
01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:23,280
He could do that to Halifax's children early on.

1318
01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:26,200
You can just picture the things that he says to them.

1319
01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:30,320
Why he looks at Raven like this goddess.

1320
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:31,320
She can do no wrong.

1321
01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:32,320
That's his little princess.

1322
01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:35,320
Like you'll say, that's basically what it would be.

1323
01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:39,240
It would be the dad with three sons and one daughter that he fucking holds above on a

1324
01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:42,720
pedestal.

1325
01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:44,720
There is no wrong that she could ever do?

1326
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:47,720
In his eyes, right.

1327
01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:50,640
There's no right they could ever do.

1328
01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:52,360
They grant him a million universes.

1329
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:53,880
They give him a hole.

1330
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:56,080
They have Superman beaten to death.

1331
01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:59,840
He was weak by kryptonite.

1332
01:00:59,840 --> 01:01:01,440
You guys didn't do shit.

1333
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:03,960
You couldn't even get him without the kryptonite, could you?

1334
01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:07,840
That's exactly what he would say.

1335
01:01:07,840 --> 01:01:10,480
So say we paired one demon for another.

1336
01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:12,800
We had Hellboy and then we got Trigon.

1337
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:13,800
Last week we had Etrigan.

1338
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:16,840
Yeah, this is a demon weekend.

1339
01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:21,200
Everybody's on demon time as it is.

1340
01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:26,040
All right, moving into our part three and final part.

1341
01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:27,920
The last four Eldritchs.

1342
01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:29,960
Yep, last five.

1343
01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:30,960
Five.

1344
01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:34,240
So this week we start off with Nocturnal.

1345
01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:40,160
Nocturnal is a Daedric prince or Daedric princess whose fear is the night, darkness and mystery.

1346
01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:42,680
She is also known as the Lady of the Night, which is-

1347
01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:43,680
What the fuck?

1348
01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:46,320
How the fuck does he fucking say it?

1349
01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:51,080
I am the thing that I fear.

1350
01:01:51,080 --> 01:01:55,400
What the Lady of the Night is in a prostitute?

1351
01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:56,880
My thought was like, she's afraid of the night.

1352
01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:59,800
How is she the Lady of the Night?

1353
01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:00,800
She's not afraid of the night.

1354
01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:01,800
Is that what it said?

1355
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:04,400
No, no, she is the darkness.

1356
01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:05,760
She is what darkness is.

1357
01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:08,040
I thought it was like afraid of darkness, lol, this is stuck.

1358
01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:13,880
I guess I misheard that.

1359
01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:17,200
Whose fear is the night, darkness and mystery.

1360
01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:18,200
Whose fear?

1361
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:19,200
Sphere.

1362
01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:20,200
Sphere.

1363
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:21,200
I didn't mishear it.

1364
01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:22,200
Yeah, not fear is.

1365
01:02:22,200 --> 01:02:23,200
Right.

1366
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:25,640
If I hadn't learned how to enunciate, we wouldn't have this issue.

1367
01:02:25,640 --> 01:02:28,080
I do want to pay attention.

1368
01:02:28,080 --> 01:02:34,520
The Mistress of Shadows, the Unfathomable Mistress of Shadows, the Shadow Thief, the Unfathomable,

1369
01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:39,080
the Empress of Merk, the Shadow Queen, the Shadowy Hag while donning her cowl.

1370
01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:41,080
They have to put that in, it's like that-

1371
01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:42,480
While donning her cowl.

1372
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:44,920
Otherwise she's not a hag.

1373
01:02:44,920 --> 01:02:49,240
The Lady of the Twilight, the Daughter of Twilight, the Lady of Shadows, the Mistress

1374
01:02:49,240 --> 01:02:54,320
of Mystery, the Mother of Shadows, Lady Luck, the Night Mistress, the Prince of Night and

1375
01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:56,240
Darkness and the Saint of Suspicion.

1376
01:02:56,240 --> 01:03:00,560
Ah Lady Luck, you fickle bitch.

1377
01:03:00,560 --> 01:03:05,680
The most prestigious title Nocturnal goes by is the title Ur-Dra, which implies that

1378
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:10,080
she is the eldest and most powerful of the Daedric Princes, and is a title which the

1379
01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:16,200
Imperial Geographical Society claims nearly all the royalty of Oblivion recognize.

1380
01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:22,160
The title was also used by the ancient Khajiit to describe Nymeria, the eldest spirit.

1381
01:03:22,160 --> 01:03:26,280
While this belief conflicts with Nocturnal's claim over the title, it does compliment her

1382
01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:31,520
claim that she is part of the original void, in that she came from the Black Blood of the

1383
01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:38,480
Dark Heart or Lorkach, which is a piece of the primal void.

1384
01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:43,640
Nocturnal herself claims that before Oblivion there was Nocturnal.

1385
01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:51,600
Armaeus Mora is similarly called Ur-Draea, who is the elder than Ada, is what his title

1386
01:03:51,600 --> 01:03:52,600
means.

1387
01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:53,600
Ada.

1388
01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:54,600
Ada.

1389
01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:55,600
Ada.

1390
01:03:55,600 --> 01:03:56,600
Ada.

1391
01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:57,600
Ada.

1392
01:03:57,600 --> 01:03:58,600
Ada.

1393
01:03:58,600 --> 01:03:59,600
Ada.

1394
01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:00,600
Ada.

1395
01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:01,600
Ada.

1396
01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:02,600
Ada.

1397
01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:03,600
Ada.

1398
01:04:03,600 --> 01:04:04,600
Ada.

1399
01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:05,600
Ada.

1400
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:06,600
Ada.

1401
01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:07,600
Ada.

1402
01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:08,600
Ada.

1403
01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:09,600
Ada.

1404
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:10,600
Ada.

1405
01:04:10,600 --> 01:04:11,600
Ada.

1406
01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:12,600
Ada.

1407
01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:13,600
Ada.

1408
01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:14,600
Ada.

1409
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:15,600
We see that again.

1410
01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:17,720
For Ephraim, which others apparently still hate.

1411
01:04:17,720 --> 01:04:27,820
Meridia because the light one, the Meridia's Beacon, Meruun's Dagon and Azura.

1412
01:04:27,820 --> 01:04:29,380
She doesn't like any of them.

1413
01:04:29,380 --> 01:04:34,040
But Nocturnal is also one that's over the Thieves' Guild.

1414
01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:35,040
So like thatMAN!!!!!!!!

1415
01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:38,900
So, like that grey cowl that you can wear, I bet was hers.

1416
01:04:38,900 --> 01:04:41,440
Then we have Piraite.

1417
01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:42,440
Piraite.

1418
01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:48,680
Perite is one of the seven daedric princes that dwell within the realm of oblivion as the daedric prince of pestilence

1419
01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:55,900
His sphere of influence includes tasks natural order not to be confused with the perfect order of a jiggle ag

1420
01:04:56,480 --> 01:05:01,980
Because jiggle ag is perfect order. This is natural order. Well, he's not trying to control shit

1421
01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:04,840
Jiggle ag run. Yeah

1422
01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:07,360
contamination and pestilence

1423
01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:08,360
contamination

1424
01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:09,240
pure I

1425
01:05:09,240 --> 01:05:10,280
Herpes

1426
01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:16,980
Yeah, that's basically what it is. Here I'd sphere is described as ordering the lowest orders of oblivion

1427
01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:21,500
He is also known as the Daedra of pestilence and plague the taskmaster

1428
01:05:21,880 --> 01:05:23,880
the taskmaster

1429
01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:26,000
the blighted Lord

1430
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:31,320
Figuring father the Lord of an affection and pestilence to bring her of disease and pestilence the Lord of natural order

1431
01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:33,960
The master of tasks instead of the taskmaster

1432
01:05:33,960 --> 01:05:39,840
The taskmaster and the Lord of abundant pus and bountiful vomit. I know

1433
01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:43,120
You know what happened today?

1434
01:05:43,920 --> 01:05:45,920
Lord I already tell you no

1435
01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:51,480
so I get called at work to one of the aisles and apparently I get there and

1436
01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:55,840
And they never tell you what's going on to get around the corner of it

1437
01:05:55,840 --> 01:06:02,040
Of course, but they're like, oh this kid threw up all over the toy section and I'm like, yeah like oh man

1438
01:06:02,040 --> 01:06:05,600
I don't want to have to deal with vomit today. So I do mind the little neck

1439
01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:13,960
We got a fucking battlefield and I got to get around the corner and the the moms clean up the vomit and she's

1440
01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:17,880
distorted into a box and like thank you Jesus and

1441
01:06:19,320 --> 01:06:23,080
So I take the box I throw it outside they clean it up with the like

1442
01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:26,620
Disinfectant spray and all this stuff. Yeah, they wipe it down. So

1443
01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:28,520
I'm like, oh, thank God

1444
01:06:28,520 --> 01:06:32,200
So I get I go back to the counter because it's busy

1445
01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:37,760
it's a busy day and I help on the register and the mom and I guess it was two moms and

1446
01:06:38,600 --> 01:06:40,600
The kids come to my register, right?

1447
01:06:41,240 --> 01:06:45,360
and I had get to them I have get I had gifted him the disinfectant spray or like the

1448
01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:49,120
like it's just it's a spray bottle of like just chemicals like a

1449
01:06:50,160 --> 01:06:52,160
multi-purpose cleaner, I guess yeah and

1450
01:06:52,440 --> 01:06:56,520
And some paper towels they could have for cleaning up the mess. Yeah, let him have it and

1451
01:06:56,520 --> 01:06:58,520
Who the kid just turns and I?

1452
01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:03,200
Was up all over the the front of my counter

1453
01:07:04,760 --> 01:07:07,760
Vomit number two, but they have to clean up again

1454
01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:11,480
I think that the cleaner the favorite already. Yeah, they have the

1455
01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:14,120
Multi-purpose cleaner

1456
01:07:14,120 --> 01:07:16,520
I get to clean you better take that kid to the damn hospital

1457
01:07:16,520 --> 01:07:22,480
I'm now if he's throwing up tap any times like and he's just please don't I just fucking spewing too

1458
01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:25,040
Oh, how did he have so much left in him from the first one?

1459
01:07:25,040 --> 01:07:27,040
It was a fucking chunk of stuff. Oh

1460
01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:34,440
How about your math I remember no you found out today no, yeah

1461
01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:41,880
I'm chunky and white. Oh, oh, it's even worse

1462
01:07:41,880 --> 01:07:52,720
All right, a pair I blesses his worshipers with diseases

1463
01:07:56,200 --> 01:07:58,200
Here's some crap, you know, I love each

1464
01:07:58,840 --> 01:08:01,240
It is considered one of the more destructive princes

1465
01:08:01,240 --> 01:08:08,640
He has depicted typically depicted as a green four-legged dragon and often takes a form of one of one

1466
01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:14,400
With the likeness to akatosh, which is the lead God basically within Skyrim and elders

1467
01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:21,800
So interesting choice a dragon. Yeah, but he's trying to copy akatosh because akatosh is the one that comes up in oblivion

1468
01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:27,640
We're the divides. Yeah, the divine. Yeah, I read one again around think I read one of the books in the in Skyrim

1469
01:08:27,640 --> 01:08:32,160
Yeah, the divine religion and I you join join them join the church. I mean, no, thank you

1470
01:08:32,600 --> 01:08:36,200
But akatosh is like the one that actually fought my runes dig on and

1471
01:08:36,200 --> 01:08:43,240
Oblivion at the end of it. Mm-hmm, like when you actually fight interesting. I gotta play oblivion. Yep. I'll be a cool battle scene to watch

1472
01:08:45,200 --> 01:08:49,160
And the graphics aren't as great as you play but yeah, look for the time it must be like

1473
01:08:50,280 --> 01:08:56,720
It was for the time. Yes, cuz he's like the like he literally like you summon the god again

1474
01:08:56,720 --> 01:09:00,040
GTA 4 came out and that was like these graphics are great

1475
01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:05,300
So maybe they didn't do as well as they should have now for that anyway, like for an RPG game

1476
01:09:05,300 --> 01:09:12,080
It was great. Even Skyrim is like, yeah the graphics are you know until you got the mods all blocky and still yeah

1477
01:09:12,080 --> 01:09:18,720
They don't look that like realistic. Then you play like then you play the Witcher. It's like oh, he's nice

1478
01:09:20,520 --> 01:09:25,480
So with the likeness of to akatosh seen as some primordial and curious jest

1479
01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:29,920
Period occasionally appears as a ghost apparition of a vermin such as skeevers

1480
01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:36,480
The coiling snake like dragon and the skeever are to appear its most sacred symbols the Nordic goddess Kain

1481
01:09:36,680 --> 01:09:39,840
Which is the one that you fixed the tree for in Skyrim?

1482
01:09:40,480 --> 01:09:43,440
But chose the tree. Yeah where you get it to heal

1483
01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:47,800
Does like I plant like a new seed or something? Well, there's two ways to do it

1484
01:09:47,800 --> 01:09:51,960
but yeah, that's one of no clean fight the new seed or you can die go up there and

1485
01:09:52,760 --> 01:09:57,560
Like attack the tree with the little dagger. Oh, I didn't know that part

1486
01:09:57,560 --> 01:10:01,800
Yeah, and you get you basically kill all the people in that cave. Oh because of it

1487
01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:06,740
But kind is said to give period the souls of skeevers whenever they die

1488
01:10:07,400 --> 01:10:13,480
Period is considered one of the weakest princes though, which he doesn't know. Yeah. Next one we have up is sanguine

1489
01:10:14,880 --> 01:10:19,120
Sanguine known as known to his worshipers as the Lord of revelry

1490
01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:22,200
the blood made pleasure

1491
01:10:22,200 --> 01:10:27,880
You know, yeah, and this is the one and he who tastes the shaven fruit

1492
01:10:30,600 --> 01:10:32,600
Like everybody knows what that means

1493
01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:36,680
All right, he has the danger prance whose sphere is

1494
01:10:37,640 --> 01:10:44,000
hedonistic revelry the pottery wild orgies and passionate indulgences of darker natures he did he say you

1495
01:10:45,840 --> 01:10:47,840
Sanguine

1496
01:10:47,840 --> 01:10:53,120
He took human form on their planet he's got a thousand bottles of baby oil

1497
01:10:55,160 --> 01:11:00,120
As the danger prints of lust perversity and unnatural sexual relations

1498
01:11:00,120 --> 01:11:04,100
I'll just throw that a great idea for you guys for a mission in the next the next elders rose game

1499
01:11:04,320 --> 01:11:09,320
Have sanguine but make it look like he got me and then when you go to his realm, there's just bottles every

1500
01:11:10,640 --> 01:11:13,640
Empty bottles and we won't say what it actually Emily on the way

1501
01:11:13,640 --> 01:11:19,600
You don't have to say that it's like they don't have to look like bottles of baby baby oil, but like a little pots every

1502
01:11:19,600 --> 01:11:21,600
We get it

1503
01:11:21,760 --> 01:11:23,760
Like we'll understand

1504
01:11:24,200 --> 01:11:27,760
Anything anything in excess is his motto

1505
01:11:27,760 --> 01:11:34,680
So his PJ sanguine is depicted as a portly yet muscular crimson skin man with demonic hidden horns tusks

1506
01:11:34,920 --> 01:11:41,560
Usually with a bottle in his hand or a whore under his thumb a bottle is got that baby oil or a whore under his thumb

1507
01:11:41,560 --> 01:11:47,800
It's p diddy. All right. Yep. He is thought to control thousands of small realms called the myriad realms of revelry

1508
01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:49,800
That's p diddy for sure

1509
01:11:50,040 --> 01:11:53,560
Yeah, just thousands of rooms in his mansion

1510
01:11:54,640 --> 01:11:56,640
for memory

1511
01:11:57,240 --> 01:12:01,440
Next one up we have is share gore. I wish it was P. D. Last

1512
01:12:04,440 --> 01:12:09,920
Show gore. That's the danger prints of madness fourth corner of the house of troubles the scum a cat

1513
01:12:09,920 --> 01:12:12,080
We Lord of the never there

1514
01:12:13,360 --> 01:12:15,360
Lord of the never there raver

1515
01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:18,440
Comforter of men the trickster come to a call

1516
01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:21,040
Yeah

1517
01:12:21,640 --> 01:12:23,640
So that man man love and

1518
01:12:24,320 --> 01:12:27,320
sovereign of shivering aisles where you meet Jigalang and

1519
01:12:28,400 --> 01:12:31,400
The shivering isle that's all will be in is that

1520
01:12:32,120 --> 01:12:34,400
That's that's a bloomin. I mean, yeah

1521
01:12:34,400 --> 01:12:40,800
It was one of their DLC is do ya his fear is madness and creativity and his motives are said to be unknowable

1522
01:12:41,080 --> 01:12:45,480
He has sometimes referred to as the mad star the mad Lord mad one the mad God

1523
01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:48,640
Or damn dog and uncle shio

1524
01:12:50,400 --> 01:12:56,960
Uncle among other things his realm best known as the shivering aisles has also been called the madhouse

1525
01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:59,000
Yeah, that's for sure

1526
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:05,480
The band it's been made a cameo or like a reappearance in skyroady. Yeah, where you go to his realm

1527
01:13:05,480 --> 01:13:12,640
Yeah, but everybody assumes that it was the main character of oblivion that became she agorath really yeah

1528
01:13:12,640 --> 01:13:19,120
Oh, it's like that's like the the leery. Yeah, like not like hardcore lore, but the theory type lore

1529
01:13:19,120 --> 01:13:27,760
It's believed that those who go there lose their sanity forever of course only the mad god himself may get lucid I never had

1530
01:13:29,360 --> 01:13:34,760
Of course only the mad god himself may decide who has the privilege to enter the Golden Saints or

1531
01:13:35,280 --> 01:13:39,560
Orioles and dark seducers or a maskeen or his servants

1532
01:13:40,320 --> 01:13:47,320
The mad god typically manifests on Nirn as a seemingly harmless well-dressed man often carrying a cane a guy so prevalent

1533
01:13:47,320 --> 01:13:49,360
He has often been coined gentleman with a cane

1534
01:13:50,040 --> 01:13:57,400
Fearful obsidians of shio gret is widespread in Tamriel and he plays an important part and done Mary religious practice

1535
01:13:57,920 --> 01:13:59,920
Shagor a summoning day falls on the mad

1536
01:14:00,640 --> 01:14:02,880
Pelagius's day you remember who pelagius's

1537
01:14:03,440 --> 01:14:08,480
He's the one that you have to grab that hip bone for him in skyrim the Chester. Yeah

1538
01:14:09,360 --> 01:14:11,360
Well not Cicero

1539
01:14:11,360 --> 01:14:20,000
Oh take when you find the hip bone of Pelagius and you said it in a certain spot

1540
01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:25,400
I can't remember where but uh, that's when you're like you walk into the portal for shagor. Oh, oh

1541
01:14:25,520 --> 01:14:28,440
Did you find pelagius's hip bone? Oh, it's just

1542
01:14:28,960 --> 01:14:30,960
weird

1543
01:14:30,960 --> 01:14:32,960
So stupid you gotta find the funny bone

1544
01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:35,600
That'll give you to my realm

1545
01:14:36,440 --> 01:14:38,440
Next one is verminah

1546
01:14:38,440 --> 01:14:46,080
I called the prince of dreams and nightmares the gifter the mistress of nightmares and dark portents the lady of nightmares the weaver of

1547
01:14:46,080 --> 01:14:48,320
dreams the queen of nightmares weaver of the

1548
01:14:48,760 --> 01:14:50,160
panoply

1549
01:14:50,160 --> 01:14:57,840
Daedric lady of corruption and decay the dream weaver and the dark lady is a Daedric prince whose sphere is the realm of dreams and

1550
01:14:57,840 --> 01:15:05,400
Nightmares and from whose realm evil omens is she forth as well as corruption and decay all mortals come under her sway as they

1551
01:15:05,400 --> 01:15:11,360
Sleep she is considered one of the more demonic Daedra and that she she is destructive for the sake of causing destruction

1552
01:15:11,760 --> 01:15:16,880
Her method being torture. She is disguised disgusted by mortals who?

1553
01:15:17,440 --> 01:15:24,440
Maintain a moral compass instead of taking the light and those who commit outrageous sins or are unafraid to kill in pursuit of power

1554
01:15:25,040 --> 01:15:28,680
Laymen know her for her reputation as the Daedric prince of nightmares and evil dreams

1555
01:15:28,680 --> 01:15:34,840
For main verminas plane of oblivion is quagmire could not get any quite. I

1556
01:15:35,640 --> 01:15:37,640
was a giga to be said

1557
01:15:39,840 --> 01:15:41,840
From my first thought is giga

1558
01:15:43,040 --> 01:15:46,720
Described by observers by a nightmarish land it is said verminah

1559
01:15:47,400 --> 01:15:52,480
hungers for the memories of mortals collecting them from her citadel at the center of her realm and

1560
01:15:52,680 --> 01:15:58,240
Leaving them with visions of horror and despair every few minutes reality shifts and becomes even more horrifying

1561
01:15:58,240 --> 01:16:04,080
It is not known what verminah does with these memories, but it is also it is assumed to be malevolent

1562
01:16:04,640 --> 01:16:08,520
So we don't know what she does with what the fuck she does with them, but it's just assumed

1563
01:16:08,520 --> 01:16:15,400
She's doing some bullshit. She does a real fuck that shit with him. We don't know for sure, but we know for sure

1564
01:16:17,200 --> 01:16:21,360
What can I say from past experience and knowledge what one would do

1565
01:16:21,360 --> 01:16:26,400
Remain as said to be the enemy of everyone the same one that everybody's a fucking enemy of

1566
01:16:26,400 --> 01:16:28,400
Man, we're going to give hands to everybody apparently

1567
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:34,720
Boethiah she doesn't like her she doesn't like peri-ite or peri-ite

1568
01:16:35,920 --> 01:16:43,760
The disease one and she doesn't like him. She doesn't like her meas mora. She doesn't like the STDs. No, but she is an ally of sangui

1569
01:16:45,520 --> 01:16:48,380
She is also at odds with Azura her summoning day coincides with the murder of the

1570
01:16:48,380 --> 01:16:53,280
Suns height suns height suns height so at the the day when the sun's out the longest

1571
01:16:53,280 --> 01:16:57,600
That's the day you summon her because people are less scared since there's not as much nighttime sleep. Yeah

1572
01:16:57,600 --> 01:17:02,800
Yeah, that's all of the Daedric Lord's 18 of them. I believe in total. Why is a lot of them?

1573
01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:09,840
Yeah, then no pity was on the list but go figure Pete diddy. I know he did he's even in it like nobody assumed that

1574
01:17:09,840 --> 01:17:11,840
Everything with his baby oil

1575
01:17:11,840 --> 01:17:18,800
There's so many of those memes going around with other the cops when they got to Peter's house or just slide

1576
01:17:20,800 --> 01:17:23,280
Here's your IV get your fluids back up

1577
01:17:25,280 --> 01:17:28,480
Cleaned them. Yeah, that is fucked up though

1578
01:17:29,360 --> 01:17:33,280
People freaks and this weather called free calls with that with enough fucking money

1579
01:17:33,280 --> 01:17:36,240
You can do whatever you want to pay for it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it

1580
01:17:36,240 --> 01:17:38,240
I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it

1581
01:17:38,240 --> 01:17:42,000
And this weather called freak off with that was enough fucking money. You can do whatever you want apparently

1582
01:17:44,800 --> 01:17:48,800
You want to be a freak and be a freak and it made it those guest list

1583
01:17:51,560 --> 01:17:53,560
Kevin Hart is that you?

1584
01:17:53,920 --> 01:17:57,000
what was it can't believe I've had a joke a long time ago in the

1585
01:17:58,840 --> 01:18:05,120
The the pimp Chronicles when he wore the green suit and everything where he's like, there's some places you go to and

1586
01:18:05,120 --> 01:18:10,120
You look in a room and you see two dudes kissing. They like that you be duty

1587
01:18:11,720 --> 01:18:16,080
Like you knew about it before yeah, yeah, that's tough what's been happening for years and years

1588
01:18:16,280 --> 01:18:23,160
Yeah in years and the way he used to yes, but imagine what he did to Justin Bieber in years

1589
01:18:23,800 --> 01:18:25,800
Well, no, it was baby

1590
01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:34,440
Hey, this sucks though. Yeah, there's a fuck away from pd. Yeah

1591
01:18:34,440 --> 01:18:39,380
I fuck that one rapper where he's running from him. He's like now we party or like

1592
01:18:40,480 --> 01:18:44,440
When pd used to say daddy, I like it when you act like that. It's like what?

1593
01:18:45,520 --> 01:18:51,240
That's why 50 cent keeps good. There's so many jokes from 50 cent. They're like ragging on him forever now. I

1594
01:18:51,880 --> 01:18:53,880
Told y'all I told y'all

1595
01:18:53,880 --> 01:18:56,680
I told you he was this way don't listen to you

1596
01:18:57,280 --> 01:18:59,280
He'll listen to the truth

1597
01:18:59,520 --> 01:19:01,520
What have I ever lied?

1598
01:19:02,160 --> 01:19:09,600
Compared to everybody else. He really seems to be not lying very much just on Texas. Hey, man, don't we all exactly?

1599
01:19:11,040 --> 01:19:15,080
All right, rain moving some reddit. Yeah, and you know, I thought about it

1600
01:19:15,080 --> 01:19:20,680
I missed the opportunity to get a bunch of funny credit in there because the last episode number was 69

1601
01:19:20,680 --> 01:19:28,600
I was yeah, then we're at the 69 69. I'm gonna be in Sanities and insanity. Yeah, we're up to number 70 today

1602
01:19:28,600 --> 01:19:30,600
I'm going to take a nap

1603
01:19:31,640 --> 01:19:33,640
First one is by name about potatoes

1604
01:19:35,640 --> 01:19:41,480
This person puts I am definitely going to delete this later. I'm posted this under my anonymous account

1605
01:19:41,920 --> 01:19:43,920
Here we are

1606
01:19:44,200 --> 01:19:50,560
I'm just hoping that maybe there is some other people here who've done something similar or nurses that can tell me worse stories

1607
01:19:50,560 --> 01:19:56,920
About our work to make me feel better about myself or at least maybe a little mockery will turn this from being humiliating

1608
01:19:57,040 --> 01:20:03,800
Story to a funny one. You know today I had an egg retrieval operation in the hospital as part of an egg donation

1609
01:20:04,240 --> 01:20:09,960
This is a surgical procedure in which a needle is inserted into the vaginal wall of the ovary collecting mature eggs to be fertilized

1610
01:20:09,960 --> 01:20:11,960
Oh damn. Yeah

1611
01:20:12,200 --> 01:20:18,520
The retrieval is done under anesthetic while I'm going to blame which I'm going to blame for all of my poor decisions

1612
01:20:18,520 --> 01:20:23,840
What the fuck happened? What do you do? Everything was going swimmingly until I woke up for about 10 minutes

1613
01:20:23,840 --> 01:20:26,360
I was totally fine. Then I felt like absolute shit

1614
01:20:26,960 --> 01:20:32,480
I've done this before I've done this once before but it didn't hurt this bad. It felt like period pain

1615
01:20:32,480 --> 01:20:36,280
If you're confused, they were the ones doing the so that she was a nurse

1616
01:20:36,640 --> 01:20:41,480
No, or he was I don't know wait, so she was she she was getting the operation done take the eggs out of her

1617
01:20:41,480 --> 01:20:46,640
Yes, because she was donating eggs to a hospital. He only donates so many eggs though

1618
01:20:46,640 --> 01:20:48,720
Apparently they made it to where you can get 25

1619
01:20:49,160 --> 01:20:53,560
Damn, they can make 25 and then we got like a billion. I got a bill you're from right now

1620
01:20:53,660 --> 01:20:59,040
Yeah, cuz I skipped over the short little part because it I don't think it'd be relevant, but I'll go ahead and add it

1621
01:20:59,600 --> 01:21:04,720
It says while normally you you only have one injections are administered for about two weeks beforehand

1622
01:21:04,920 --> 01:21:11,160
To increase the number of eggs matured in one cycle in my case. There were about 25 eggs. Jesus. Hey, that's a lot of eggs

1623
01:21:11,160 --> 01:21:16,840
Yeah, imagine had she was pregnant 25 babies old man. Oh, yeah stomach would burst. I

1624
01:21:17,360 --> 01:21:20,960
Don't even think it would work. No, it wouldn't work. I think but what that I'll talk to mom

1625
01:21:21,360 --> 01:21:28,080
Was this close? She got to fucking die and she had like eight babies in her. Yeah, Jesus imagine that pussy after oh my god

1626
01:21:28,440 --> 01:21:30,720
What do you mean? She can't poke him at the asshole at that point?

1627
01:21:31,240 --> 01:21:33,520
We got the vert that we got to divert the flow

1628
01:21:34,160 --> 01:21:36,160
change the river

1629
01:21:36,160 --> 01:21:41,560
So switch the tracks this one can't take it anyway tunnels done came in

1630
01:21:44,560 --> 01:21:46,560
Time to come out the apple

1631
01:21:47,720 --> 01:21:54,840
You got to coming out same time Jesus hey, there's a lot though. Yeah, I don't know she was gonna fucking die

1632
01:21:57,120 --> 01:21:59,120
Weren't they all born premature to

1633
01:21:59,920 --> 01:22:04,380
If I have to be so they can all come I there's not enough nutrition for all of them

1634
01:22:04,380 --> 01:22:06,380
They were fighting for scraps

1635
01:22:08,120 --> 01:22:10,120
How was she eating to keep them all alive

1636
01:22:10,560 --> 01:22:17,320
She's over here in 40,000 calories a day. Jesus. I just realized how fucking logistically insane that is. It was very crazy

1637
01:22:19,360 --> 01:22:25,000
All right, uh, we'll see then I felt like absolute shit I've done this before but it didn't hurt this bad

1638
01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:30,240
It felt like having period pain. It was like having 25 particularly bad period pains at once

1639
01:22:30,240 --> 01:22:36,620
Ouch, the cramps were so bad. One of the first things I did once it hit was roll over and throw up

1640
01:22:36,620 --> 01:22:40,800
Oh damn, I had fucking gas cramps the other day

1641
01:22:40,800 --> 01:22:48,200
I can't imagine period cramps. You know when you can't fart you're like, oh

1642
01:22:55,440 --> 01:22:59,160
That's what I'm saying like if that hurt I can't even imagine period pain

1643
01:23:01,160 --> 01:23:05,800
Although I'm my bubblegum although to be fair women do not know what blue balls feel like

1644
01:23:05,800 --> 01:23:11,280
Yeah, they're not that I never had in that bad. No, you can't get them though. Yes. I'm just lucky

1645
01:23:11,280 --> 01:23:14,040
I hear that has truly fucking brutal

1646
01:23:15,240 --> 01:23:16,760
There was an IV in my left arm

1647
01:23:16,760 --> 01:23:20,980
So I didn't want to curl up onto my left side on top of it and tried to curl up on my right

1648
01:23:21,160 --> 01:23:26,880
But that left my eye that left my left arm in a very uncomfortable position, too

1649
01:23:27,120 --> 01:23:30,360
So I opted to roll onto the feudal position while lying on my back

1650
01:23:30,360 --> 01:23:36,200
That is where my knees are lifted into the air against my chest and my calves and feet hover in parallel to the bed

1651
01:23:36,680 --> 01:23:41,360
This did what this did help with the pain a little whenever I realized later

1652
01:23:41,360 --> 01:23:47,720
I was recreating this position at home later was it was very difficult to get the blank to actually cover the backside

1653
01:23:48,040 --> 01:23:50,380
Entirely like this and the hospital blankets

1654
01:23:51,160 --> 01:23:53,960
What is this detail on this fucking? Oh, it's a lot

1655
01:23:53,960 --> 01:24:00,880
And the hospital blankets are not that big so I'm reasonably sure that in trying to alleviate my pain

1656
01:24:00,880 --> 01:24:05,480
I was also displaying my ass and genitals to all of the attending staff three nurses and

1657
01:24:05,920 --> 01:24:08,580
Possibly others in the recovery room as well. I've seen it all

1658
01:24:09,320 --> 01:24:12,920
One of the nurses went to fetch some of the good opioid to help with the pain

1659
01:24:13,600 --> 01:24:16,480
Apparently she knows what good opioid is good opioids

1660
01:24:16,480 --> 01:24:23,240
While this was happening. I was acutely aware of the intense ache in my vulva and my pelvis

1661
01:24:23,680 --> 01:24:29,120
for the men in the subreddit who are not in the know masturbating helps with period pain and

1662
01:24:30,040 --> 01:24:34,240
I was still reasonably sure that the blanket was covering me and explain

1663
01:24:36,240 --> 01:24:39,140
Entirely nobody would know so in my delirious state

1664
01:24:39,140 --> 01:24:44,380
I did so I decided to rub the offending anatomy and try to reduce the pain

1665
01:24:44,380 --> 01:24:51,460
One of the nurses closed the curtain surrounding me and then told me he was going to give me a second blanket for warmth

1666
01:24:51,460 --> 01:24:53,060
You fucking freak

1667
01:24:53,060 --> 01:24:55,060
What they wanted to say if?

1668
01:24:57,020 --> 01:25:02,340
When he returned to that whether he placed it a little lower on my body covering my lower body and legs

1669
01:25:02,340 --> 01:25:07,000
I didn't really put what this meant together until later to their credit

1670
01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:12,300
They took it very well and didn't actually say anything and it was possible. They didn't see it by seeing that too

1671
01:25:12,300 --> 01:25:18,540
They play they they they say so they pull back the curtain some 95 year old man just gone

1672
01:25:22,380 --> 01:25:24,380
Going through first thing in a 90

1673
01:25:27,740 --> 01:25:29,740
Then Goku screaming Frieza

1674
01:25:33,260 --> 01:25:35,260
For context

1675
01:25:35,500 --> 01:25:37,500
Goku had beaten Frieza like it was done

1676
01:25:37,500 --> 01:25:44,140
The reason was one half of a body like he had gotten his tail chopped off his lower half at one of his arms

1677
01:25:44,140 --> 01:25:47,500
mm-hmm, and so he was dying so Goku gave him some of his power and

1678
01:25:48,620 --> 01:25:51,540
Maybe I should give credit to Frieza for being like such a hater

1679
01:25:52,740 --> 01:25:58,940
So he really was basically dead Goku came with some of his energy and so he could survive because it could survive in space

1680
01:25:58,940 --> 01:25:59,260
Yeah

1681
01:25:59,260 --> 01:26:03,060
He can survive with unaided in space as long as he can get away because Nemo was blowing up

1682
01:26:03,060 --> 01:26:07,300
Because he decided to blow up the planet like a moron and so yeah

1683
01:26:07,300 --> 01:26:12,820
I guess cuz he could survive in the other vacuum of space, but Goku couldn't and so Goku dips and

1684
01:26:14,100 --> 01:26:16,180
Frieza gets up and he's like

1685
01:26:16,820 --> 01:26:21,280
He like you just see the level of racism, you know, goddamn we are monkeys

1686
01:26:23,420 --> 01:26:24,380
Leave me that yeah

1687
01:26:24,380 --> 01:26:28,860
So he uses the energy that go give to hit him with a blast and Goku just turns around like you

1688
01:26:29,900 --> 01:26:31,900
Any fucking hit some back?

1689
01:26:31,900 --> 01:26:33,900
It's the last time you see free

1690
01:26:34,620 --> 01:26:37,860
At least in that thing before after the before the Android Saga

1691
01:26:37,940 --> 01:26:42,060
Yeah, but that show is fucking hilarious. Goku was like you must be actual mother

1692
01:26:43,420 --> 01:26:47,940
But those damn monkeys basically he was mad as fuck you just keep cussing him out

1693
01:26:54,860 --> 01:26:57,100
All right, uh where was I

1694
01:26:57,100 --> 01:27:03,300
I to their to their credit. They took it very well and didn't actually say anything and it is possible

1695
01:27:03,620 --> 01:27:08,660
Possible that they didn't see it but reflecting on their reactions and the chain of events in the clear hindsight

1696
01:27:08,700 --> 01:27:13,860
I'm pretty sure they did to be fair if any of them were present for the surgical procedure

1697
01:27:13,900 --> 01:27:20,040
They would have seen me while I was unconscious as well, but it's a different thing whenever I'm awake. Well, you know

1698
01:27:20,740 --> 01:27:22,740
Jagan it if you're gonna check it out

1699
01:27:22,740 --> 01:27:27,380
Anyway, now that I'm recovering in bed at home the pain has went away, but the embarrassment has only increased

1700
01:27:27,700 --> 01:27:32,580
At least I humiliated myself for a good cause and I'll probably never see these people again

1701
01:27:32,580 --> 01:27:36,060
What are those it doesn't matter if you never see him again. It was like 20 years. Maybe like our

1702
01:27:37,420 --> 01:27:42,140
It was just ruin your day one day you're just walking down the street and you remember all this shit

1703
01:27:45,380 --> 01:27:47,380
Well such a fool

1704
01:27:47,380 --> 01:27:50,540
It's almost you want to make a list of all the people you you messed up with

1705
01:27:50,540 --> 01:27:55,900
Yeah, random people just trying to find them again. I'm not really that person and they just you just made it worse

1706
01:27:55,900 --> 01:27:59,260
Because they would they're like, let's go down the list like my name is Earl

1707
01:27:59,260 --> 01:27:59,660
Yeah

1708
01:27:59,660 --> 01:28:00,620
Cuz basically yeah

1709
01:28:00,620 --> 01:28:05,940
but of all the stuff you've done by accident that you try to like redeem yourself on or some bad like you said you said

1710
01:28:05,940 --> 01:28:09,700
Something the wrong way and you realize it late the day they're like days later

1711
01:28:10,300 --> 01:28:16,820
Or like years later, you know, man. Oh, those do hit to it's like oh, yeah, they hit hard to the worst time, too

1712
01:28:16,820 --> 01:28:21,980
Hey, you'll be having a great day. It's like remembering you did like your swim with the foot

1713
01:28:22,620 --> 01:28:26,500
You can fucking punch in the gut and buy some memory. He hits hard

1714
01:28:27,060 --> 01:28:31,140
It's like, oh, you'll be oh, you'll be laying in bed. Be like man. I called my plans for tomorrow

1715
01:28:38,140 --> 01:28:40,340
First like you're excited to go somewhere it's like

1716
01:28:40,340 --> 01:28:45,980
Remember the last time we went like oh no, it's like the random mission member

1717
01:28:52,460 --> 01:28:56,060
And I'd be like no one would remember but you right it's usually how it is

1718
01:28:56,060 --> 01:28:58,540
he'd be like that movie is super bad you ever seen super bad and

1719
01:28:59,740 --> 01:29:04,500
Freaking Jonah Hill's character is like you remember he was telling David Frankel scared

1720
01:29:04,500 --> 01:29:08,380
They remember you pissed your pants and that was in the third grade that people don't forget

1721
01:29:08,380 --> 01:29:13,140
The Jonah Hill is the memory like the memory reminding you but other people wouldn't even care right?

1722
01:29:13,700 --> 01:29:16,260
But yeah, they do hit pretty damn hard though

1723
01:29:16,980 --> 01:29:22,860
And it's always like it usually has nothing to do what you're doing. Yeah, like you might just be it's like, you know what?

1724
01:29:22,860 --> 01:29:24,860
I've had a great day

1725
01:29:24,860 --> 01:29:27,420
Like go home get ready to eat some food everything

1726
01:29:27,420 --> 01:29:32,260
It's like that time you throw up in front of the whole class. Yeah, when you try to do your public public speaking

1727
01:29:32,260 --> 01:29:34,260
No, it'd be more like never that time

1728
01:29:34,260 --> 01:29:36,260
Oh

1729
01:29:43,740 --> 01:29:48,980
Sorry, just Devon you're like just like 45 years old you're like, oh

1730
01:29:51,060 --> 01:29:56,340
So how it's gonna affect you now, right you get a motor in the boardroom you like

1731
01:29:56,340 --> 01:29:59,980
Oh, yeah, they call you they call you up to the fucking desk. I got like, uh, Daniel

1732
01:29:59,980 --> 01:30:04,660
Can you please go to the board and slow us show us the the next next year's physical cycle?

1733
01:30:05,660 --> 01:30:07,660
Yeah, we're gonna go up in sales

1734
01:30:08,540 --> 01:30:11,140
Can I just do it for my chair here? Get up there Daniel, please?

1735
01:30:11,860 --> 01:30:15,980
Then you get up with a fucking raging motor. There's Daniels that a motor you have right now. What the fuck?

1736
01:30:15,980 --> 01:30:19,620
I mean you were tackies. Yeah, I'm just excited for the next fiscal year

1737
01:30:21,180 --> 01:30:25,300
And then the bus like damn it that did see this man right here see how erect he is

1738
01:30:25,740 --> 01:30:27,740
This is what I want from all of you

1739
01:30:27,740 --> 01:30:31,060
What you rock fucking hard for this company?

1740
01:30:31,740 --> 01:30:37,900
That's the thing. It would be that way too. Daniel you get a $20,000 from a race. Thank you, sir

1741
01:30:38,620 --> 01:30:40,620
Get on my site you fucking freak

1742
01:30:43,500 --> 01:30:45,500
All right, next one is by

1743
01:30:49,140 --> 01:30:52,940
Snickdorym stick Dorium hope it's not a slur

1744
01:30:52,940 --> 01:30:56,020
a snake toward a snake toward room

1745
01:30:57,620 --> 01:31:00,540
Okay, snake to drum who knows

1746
01:31:01,180 --> 01:31:07,980
How I do it on chair? Yeah, I'm spurs and puts when my wife and I met she was about 135 pounds and I was 200

1747
01:31:08,460 --> 01:31:10,780
She's five foot eight and I'm six foot

1748
01:31:11,260 --> 01:31:14,940
I was very active and whenever we went to the gym about five times a week

1749
01:31:15,260 --> 01:31:17,740
Back then so I could pick her up and toss her around easily

1750
01:31:18,300 --> 01:31:20,860
That was ten plus years ago made easy to beat her ass

1751
01:31:20,860 --> 01:31:22,860
who was she

1752
01:31:24,220 --> 01:31:28,620
Since then I had a health issue that made me lose 25 pounds

1753
01:31:28,620 --> 01:31:33,980
I'm better now, but I obviously also lost a lot of strength from that. We've also had two kids

1754
01:31:33,980 --> 01:31:40,860
So obviously my wife has put on some weight from that and was wasn't able to lose it after all like she wanted to

1755
01:31:41,500 --> 01:31:48,300
My wife now weighs 160 pounds. So so great 25 pounds. That's it above what she was

1756
01:31:48,300 --> 01:31:53,660
And I want to make it very clear that I absolutely love it the extra 25 pounds all went to the right places

1757
01:31:53,660 --> 01:31:57,660
Oh a man after my own heart if you know what I mean if you know what I mean

1758
01:31:58,060 --> 01:32:02,300
I do not think she's fat or overweight. The law says you cannot touch but I see a lot of

1759
01:32:03,180 --> 01:32:09,180
I can't I can't I can't talk that from the always fits a magic mic. I see a lot of

1760
01:32:09,900 --> 01:32:12,860
Magic Mike. I see a lot of law regular. Well

1761
01:32:12,860 --> 01:32:19,580
I've never seen magic Mike. I've seen the clips. I've never seen the movie. I've seen that movie seven times. That's thank you

1762
01:32:21,820 --> 01:32:24,620
I'm trying to be able to strip

1763
01:32:26,460 --> 01:32:30,220
Just watching their movements to try to match it I recently found out that the pulse spin

1764
01:32:30,940 --> 01:32:33,980
I didn't know that I don't know why my brain didn't do the other yeah

1765
01:32:33,980 --> 01:32:35,980
That would spin or else you'd rip your fucking skin off

1766
01:32:36,540 --> 01:32:39,100
Twirling around that motherfucker. Well, they used to be greased

1767
01:32:39,100 --> 01:32:43,020
I guess now that apparently they spin them in the end plays which is a genius

1768
01:32:43,500 --> 01:32:45,740
I guess because they don't you don't see them moving, you know

1769
01:32:46,300 --> 01:32:48,300
Imagine the person that invented that that's like

1770
01:32:49,260 --> 01:32:51,260
every strip club

1771
01:32:51,820 --> 01:32:57,260
I knew they gotta be a little bit no more like hell. Yeah, the guy the guy tosses baby oil on the floor

1772
01:32:57,260 --> 01:32:59,260
What do you mean? They are you all up no more?

1773
01:32:59,740 --> 01:33:01,740
That's my only fucking job

1774
01:33:03,740 --> 01:33:06,380
And that's what did he became what he is like what the fuck

1775
01:33:06,380 --> 01:33:11,660
The night where he was the oil baby oil wipe down. He's like what the fuck?

1776
01:33:12,300 --> 01:33:17,500
So now I gotta find another job. Uh-huh better go back to my an wrap and then go back to having his freak off

1777
01:33:19,500 --> 01:33:20,780
I was gonna say oh, yeah

1778
01:33:20,780 --> 01:33:25,180
One of the best scenes ever to me was uh something from a show called p valley on star on stars

1779
01:33:25,580 --> 01:33:32,700
Where the stripper started stripping on the fucking ceiling on the fucking building? Yeah, I was like, uh, you can't do that

1780
01:33:32,700 --> 01:33:39,820
Yeah, so she she somehow lifted herself up up to the the ceiling and planted her feet on the ceiling and was danced

1781
01:33:39,900 --> 01:33:44,460
Torquing on the ceiling upside down. I'm like that. I gotta find that in real life

1782
01:33:45,580 --> 01:33:48,220
You gotta find one that's actually physically able to do that there

1783
01:33:48,460 --> 01:33:52,460
It's funny because like it showed the like it showed the the the people in the crowd go go and

1784
01:33:53,100 --> 01:33:58,060
Fucking buckwild because it's crazy scene to see right? Yeah, but then it cuts to her

1785
01:33:58,700 --> 01:34:00,700
like in her inner mileage

1786
01:34:00,700 --> 01:34:04,460
He's trying to you know, trying to hold like that shit must be fucking brutal

1787
01:34:04,620 --> 01:34:09,660
It would be hard and they cuts back to them and they're all yeah. Oh my god, and then go back there like oh fuck

1788
01:34:10,060 --> 01:34:12,060
I'm gonna fuck

1789
01:34:12,860 --> 01:34:14,860
Break my fucking ass

1790
01:34:14,940 --> 01:34:18,060
She won't be able to torque it no more. No more folks show

1791
01:34:19,100 --> 01:34:23,500
All right, so he puts I uh, I do not think that she's fat or overweight

1792
01:34:23,660 --> 01:34:27,980
I've never said that or even joked about it. I think she's the sexiest woman alive

1793
01:34:27,980 --> 01:34:30,700
So earlier this year, I got a dang lie

1794
01:34:33,340 --> 01:34:37,900
Our youngest started school so we could finally have 100% of them advise dolly parton

1795
01:34:39,580 --> 01:34:44,060
You know, you love your dolly pardon 99 years old 99 years young

1796
01:34:45,580 --> 01:34:50,860
I think he's what 77 or something like that 78. Is she? Yeah, so this ramble is great too for her age

1797
01:34:52,220 --> 01:34:53,660
She's like 83

1798
01:34:53,660 --> 01:34:57,900
Actually, I don't know how she'll she but they didn't get a whole bunch of botox or not botox but like um,

1799
01:34:58,380 --> 01:35:00,540
Facelift stuff, you know, like where it makes them look like a lizard

1800
01:35:01,100 --> 01:35:06,460
Maybe it stretches their skin too much. It does it looks unnatural very you can tell an unnatural face

1801
01:35:07,020 --> 01:35:09,100
What's funny is the people that get it don't think you can't

1802
01:35:10,620 --> 01:35:12,780
They're like I like being huh?

1803
01:35:14,540 --> 01:35:20,700
Just looks like that scene from uh, where it puts the lotion on his skin where he just wraps his face and skin

1804
01:35:20,700 --> 01:35:22,700
And then

1805
01:35:31,020 --> 01:35:32,300
Our youngest started school

1806
01:35:32,300 --> 01:35:38,700
So we finally had 100 alone time at home for the first time in years. Neither of us have a family nearby

1807
01:35:39,180 --> 01:35:45,180
So we started messing around throughout the house like just like we did when before we had kids

1808
01:35:45,820 --> 01:35:49,580
But I noticed I couldn't lift carry or toss her the same way I did whenever we first met

1809
01:35:49,580 --> 01:35:51,580
You better start working out bro. That's a you problem

1810
01:35:51,740 --> 01:35:55,340
So I decided it's time to go hit the gym again since it's been years

1811
01:35:55,420 --> 01:35:58,300
I only gained and I only weighed 175 pounds

1812
01:35:58,700 --> 01:36:04,060
I've been working out for six months gained 100 gained 10 pounds already and got a lot stronger

1813
01:36:04,540 --> 01:36:10,940
My wife noticed a muscle gain and we started started talking about working out and she asked why I decided to start again out of nowhere

1814
01:36:11,180 --> 01:36:17,420
So without thinking about how it sounds I told her exactly why good job, bro in my head. She's perfect

1815
01:36:17,420 --> 01:36:24,060
And me struggling to lift her is my problem. Not hers. She uh, but obviously she sees it differently

1816
01:36:24,620 --> 01:36:28,460
She's not super pissed or anything, but I can tell that she's a bit bummed out about it

1817
01:36:28,940 --> 01:36:32,300
She's a confident woman and she'll be just fine in a day or two

1818
01:36:32,380 --> 01:36:36,860
But I should have worded it differently or just made up a different reason. But whenever she asked me

1819
01:36:37,980 --> 01:36:40,220
It's like I went back to the gym lift. You're fat

1820
01:36:40,220 --> 01:36:46,060
Hey, you know, that's what she heard probably uh, you fat bitch

1821
01:36:48,460 --> 01:36:53,340
Why he just meant that it's like I want to be able to lift you again because I don't have the strength to lift anything really

1822
01:36:56,620 --> 01:36:58,620
Next one is by uh

1823
01:36:58,700 --> 01:37:04,780
Uh, naughty neptune naughty neptune, huh? And of course they had to go out of their way to spell naughty in a different way

1824
01:37:05,740 --> 01:37:07,500
in a uti

1825
01:37:07,500 --> 01:37:09,500
uti

1826
01:37:09,500 --> 01:37:11,500
It must have a uti. I know

1827
01:37:11,740 --> 01:37:15,580
All right. So this person puts uh, this was not the day. Sorry. It was a few weeks ago

1828
01:37:16,220 --> 01:37:18,860
I had an outdoor electrician plug. Uh, sorry

1829
01:37:19,020 --> 01:37:23,260
I had an outdoor electrical plug that had been on the fritz for a long time

1830
01:37:23,820 --> 01:37:27,420
If I had to guess i'd say I neglected getting it fixed for a couple of years if not more

1831
01:37:27,980 --> 01:37:29,820
Then I decided that I wanted to fix it

1832
01:37:29,820 --> 01:37:32,540
So I hired an electrician to come to my house and replace the outlet

1833
01:37:32,940 --> 01:37:38,620
He showed up the next day was very nice and understanding generally it wouldn't have required him to come into my home

1834
01:37:38,620 --> 01:37:43,340
But unfortunately, I wouldn't see an electrician going far in his career if he was a fucking asshole

1835
01:37:43,580 --> 01:37:48,140
Yeah, what are your fucking stupid fucking outlets at your piece of shit? Of course, it'd be nice and courteous

1836
01:37:48,940 --> 01:37:53,500
They should stupid motherfucker if you could fix this damn shit yourself. I wouldn't even fucking be

1837
01:37:54,780 --> 01:37:59,420
Damn bro, what the fuck did I do to you? Did you put a fork in it too motherfucker?

1838
01:38:00,780 --> 01:38:02,780
You look like the dumb mother fucker that I was

1839
01:38:02,780 --> 01:38:10,780
Uh, but unfortunately I don't have the fuse box labeled so I couldn't just go hit the switch

1840
01:38:11,260 --> 01:38:14,300
I had three cats however, and they like to hang out in my bedroom

1841
01:38:14,620 --> 01:38:19,500
I don't want to close the door to my bedroom because their food water and litter boxes are in the living room

1842
01:38:19,900 --> 01:38:24,380
The man went into the basement to get to the fuse box and the doorway to my bedroom with the door wide open

1843
01:38:24,460 --> 01:38:27,660
Just fucking pick that shit up and put it in the fucking bedroom and lock the damn cats in there, right?

1844
01:38:27,740 --> 01:38:29,820
It makes it all fucking complicated. I know

1845
01:38:29,820 --> 01:38:34,300
Uh, it's wide open is right by the door to the basement

1846
01:38:34,780 --> 01:38:37,900
He had to try a few switches before getting the right one and in retrospect

1847
01:38:37,980 --> 01:38:42,780
I wish I had asked him to help me get my fuse box labeled that aside

1848
01:38:43,180 --> 01:38:47,660
He turned off the power to my bedroom at some point, but that wouldn't really do anything, right?

1849
01:38:47,900 --> 01:38:51,580
Well, I found out that no that would actually do something

1850
01:38:52,140 --> 01:38:58,460
The guy finished up what he was doing outside went then went back downstairs to turn off the power turn the power back on

1851
01:38:58,460 --> 01:39:03,180
When he came back into the living room where I was he had a grin on his face

1852
01:39:03,580 --> 01:39:06,300
I didn't think much of it. I paid for a service and he left

1853
01:39:07,100 --> 01:39:11,900
After that, I went into the basement to check that none of my cats were down there after I passed my bedroom

1854
01:39:11,980 --> 01:39:14,220
I noticed my uh image led light

1855
01:39:14,700 --> 01:39:18,540
Had turned on whenever the power got restarted. I thought it was neat

1856
01:39:18,940 --> 01:39:23,580
I checked the basement then came back up the stairs. This time. I really looked into my room at the light

1857
01:39:23,580 --> 01:39:27,100
I was watching it change colors whenever I realized something

1858
01:39:27,660 --> 01:39:31,340
I was so used to it that I hadn't thought twice about what the light was placed

1859
01:39:31,900 --> 01:39:35,660
It was on a very dark room on top of a display case full of adult toys

1860
01:39:36,300 --> 01:39:42,940
I kept my room dark. So it was hard to see much but was obviously it was obvious that there was a case even in the dim light

1861
01:39:43,580 --> 01:39:46,460
That would have been bad enough. Unfortunately, that was not all

1862
01:39:46,460 --> 01:39:50,380
I air dry my toys after cleaning them by putting them on top of the case

1863
01:39:50,380 --> 01:39:53,180
In front of the light was a large dragon dildo

1864
01:39:54,220 --> 01:39:56,780
In front of that was a second larger

1865
01:39:57,420 --> 01:39:59,420
dry

1866
01:39:59,500 --> 01:40:02,060
Next to that was what we call giganto

1867
01:40:06,380 --> 01:40:09,340
A true monstrosity of my filters

1868
01:40:11,020 --> 01:40:13,020
They called the she-brick

1869
01:40:13,020 --> 01:40:21,420
They called the she-brick calling three men in existence

1870
01:40:21,420 --> 01:40:41,020
And I own two of them. Diddy owns the third one. He said he uses baby oil. A lot of baby oil

1871
01:40:42,860 --> 01:40:48,780
I understood why the electrician smiled at me the way he did. He saw and the way he put saw on. He's like girl

1872
01:40:48,780 --> 01:40:53,260
I gave him five stars in life with the zero comments

1873
01:40:56,060 --> 01:40:58,700
Awesome, I would I would have put it in the bottom. Do you see anything? Yeah

1874
01:41:00,460 --> 01:41:07,260
And then there's a uh, uh, it's like it says uh, like correction thing i'm a grown man in my 30s. Oh

1875
01:41:07,900 --> 01:41:09,900
That's why he's like man's a beast

1876
01:41:11,820 --> 01:41:13,820
With dragon dildo

1877
01:41:13,820 --> 01:41:15,820
Giganto

1878
01:41:17,500 --> 01:41:22,380
It's like that was a little bit of a twist, you know, i'm a dude I like anal play

1879
01:41:31,340 --> 01:41:34,140
All right, next one is by long run 6500

1880
01:41:34,700 --> 01:41:38,620
It's person puts I have a microsoft office 365 account for work

1881
01:41:38,620 --> 01:41:43,980
One time probably two to three years ago. I was trying to transfer a spreadsheet from my work account to my home computer

1882
01:41:43,980 --> 01:41:51,580
So I logged down to my microsoft account on my phone. I immediately logged out afterwards and my work requires me to change my password every three months

1883
01:41:52,540 --> 01:41:56,540
There is zero reason for my phone that it should still be connected to my work account

1884
01:41:57,260 --> 01:42:05,820
Well, I read on reddit sometime in the last few days a few years that bings a video search engine with safe settings off is really good for porn

1885
01:42:05,820 --> 01:42:09,660
So is google what is that man? They want it bing they want it bing

1886
01:42:10,380 --> 01:42:13,580
I know out of all things bing bing is only good for finding out how to murder people

1887
01:42:14,620 --> 01:42:17,020
Because the first thing on their list is that number one murder

1888
01:42:17,580 --> 01:42:21,100
Then you go down like the 50th or 16th page to find that obscure way to kill somebody

1889
01:42:23,100 --> 01:42:27,580
They were right i've been using it as my primary porn search engine ever since

1890
01:42:28,140 --> 01:42:31,420
This morning I logged on to my work computer and they did a system upgrade

1891
01:42:32,060 --> 01:42:34,060
Oh

1892
01:42:34,060 --> 01:42:43,020
Oh, everything we had customized on our desktop was reset and they removed all browsers aside from microsoft edge for whatever reason

1893
01:42:43,740 --> 01:42:48,560
Imagine my surprise when I right click the address bar and my entire search history is visible

1894
01:42:51,980 --> 01:42:57,820
Those are the moments where like the character right they they like it it daunts them right and they take their glasses off

1895
01:42:57,820 --> 01:43:04,140
Um, you see like you see like you see from so

1896
01:43:04,780 --> 01:43:08,780
Where the camera or no, where's the uh, the the the computer at this point, right?

1897
01:43:08,780 --> 01:43:15,180
Yeah, so we're we're uh facing him and you see his like you see bars of taste across his face

1898
01:43:15,500 --> 01:43:20,940
And it's just like it just goes and goes because he's like you just get some more and more hard like shell shocked

1899
01:43:22,220 --> 01:43:24,460
I don't know. You can look at the day. Can I talk to you on the off the day?

1900
01:43:24,460 --> 01:43:27,500
Yeah, can I talk to you? You know you say?

1901
01:43:29,500 --> 01:43:34,460
I need to speak to you in hr, please. That's probably how we thought. Oh my fucking god

1902
01:43:35,660 --> 01:43:39,440
So my entire search history was visible on my work computer

1903
01:43:40,680 --> 01:43:42,680
1743 searches later

1904
01:43:43,020 --> 01:43:45,020
The worst part about it

1905
01:43:45,420 --> 01:43:49,100
Is that I only ever use bing for porn. Oh

1906
01:43:50,380 --> 01:43:52,860
So there's nothing else to like offset it

1907
01:43:52,860 --> 01:43:57,340
You know what I mean? Like 800 searches and like three for porn and then another

1908
01:44:04,460 --> 01:44:06,780
Daniel Daniel, can I speak to you please?

1909
01:44:07,420 --> 01:44:10,620
You know, I gave you that race you had that hard on but now I see like you're

1910
01:44:11,420 --> 01:44:14,860
Here harder maybe not for the business but more for pornography daniel

1911
01:44:16,220 --> 01:44:21,340
I immediately went to the browser settings and cleared my history only to be told I don't have permission to do that. Oh

1912
01:44:21,340 --> 01:44:23,340
I know

1913
01:44:24,540 --> 01:44:28,620
I therefore punched the shit out of my monitor which did nothing

1914
01:44:30,860 --> 01:44:32,860
So I had to smash my fucking tower

1915
01:44:33,580 --> 01:44:38,780
My coworker was standing next to me helping me to get it set up whenever I opened it and he would not let me live it

1916
01:44:38,860 --> 01:44:40,860
down

1917
01:44:40,860 --> 01:44:50,800
He now won't stop talking won't stop talking making digs about my fetishes and showing me pictures of attractive latinas

1918
01:44:51,580 --> 01:44:54,380
And asking if their body is big enough for

1919
01:44:58,940 --> 01:45:05,100
She even phantom the absolute fucking shame of having to go to work every day next to this

1920
01:45:05,100 --> 01:45:14,060
this motherfucker. Be like you just cuz he's probably has a number right he's a

1921
01:45:14,060 --> 01:45:18,660
co-worker it's just a random fucking gifts he gives he sends you shaking

1922
01:45:18,660 --> 01:45:26,020
booties or something like three in the morning. It's double worse because we

1923
01:45:26,020 --> 01:45:31,740
recently had a Latin secretary and had a fling with that nobody really knows

1924
01:45:31,740 --> 01:45:42,600
about the people talk. God dang it never ends does it? Shit this is just worse and worse. I'm terrified I'm going to be accused of

1925
01:45:42,600 --> 01:45:47,260
looking at porn on a company computer. Motherfucker you were! What do you mean accused?

1926
01:45:47,260 --> 01:45:52,420
Well it was on his phone but he used Bing to connect to his word computer. You

1927
01:45:52,420 --> 01:45:56,900
dumb bastard. So it was Microsoft that did it to it? Microsoft you evil

1928
01:45:56,900 --> 01:46:01,500
motherfucker you're supposed to come around our tracks. That's the deal Microsoft. I have

1929
01:46:01,500 --> 01:46:06,060
no idea. As long as it's consensual or adult and everything the deal is you

1930
01:46:06,060 --> 01:46:10,900
delete that shit for all time. Because this is how it clarifies I have no idea

1931
01:46:10,900 --> 01:46:15,580
why my work account is still getting fed info from my phone. That would fucking

1932
01:46:15,580 --> 01:46:18,940
suck I'd break my phone in half. I want to crawl into a hole and never come back.

1933
01:46:18,940 --> 01:46:24,500
That would be that would ruin my fucking life actually. First comment this

1934
01:46:24,500 --> 01:46:29,780
fuck up this today I fucked up brought to you by Bing. So Bing from his phone

1935
01:46:29,780 --> 01:46:33,220
is connecting to his work office. Yes. For whatever fucking reason. Because he had

1936
01:46:33,220 --> 01:46:37,740
three Microsoft 365 on his computer his like work computer. Yeah. And to log into

1937
01:46:37,740 --> 01:46:42,060
the Microsoft account he used his one that he had on his phone so his actual

1938
01:46:42,060 --> 01:46:45,460
Microsoft account. Right. And it continuously fed Microsoft account

1939
01:46:45,460 --> 01:46:49,580
information to his work computer. But isn't Bing. Because he thought they were tied. Right but isn't Bing

1940
01:46:49,580 --> 01:46:53,600
its own thing? No Bing is Microsoft. Oh it is? It's owned by Microsoft. Oh they do

1941
01:46:53,600 --> 01:46:57,460
some shitty ass fucking. You know like how YouTube stuff always goes through Google? Yeah.

1942
01:46:57,460 --> 01:47:02,220
It's the same thing. So Google stuff goes through Bing? Or the other way around?

1943
01:47:02,220 --> 01:47:06,140
No no I mean like. I thought it was a different search engine altogether. No no

1944
01:47:06,140 --> 01:47:10,300
I meant like how Google and YouTube are the same. Yeah. Bing and Microsoft are the

1945
01:47:10,300 --> 01:47:16,420
same. So I made two different browsers. What's the point? What do you mean?

1946
01:47:16,420 --> 01:47:21,580
Isn't it multiple web browsers? Bing is a search engine. Right is it Google the

1947
01:47:21,580 --> 01:47:25,180
same thing now? No they're not. I'm not saying those two are the same I'm saying

1948
01:47:25,180 --> 01:47:31,620
like what YouTube is to Google, Microsoft is to Bing. Where they're two

1949
01:47:31,620 --> 01:47:36,100
separate companies. Not connecting Microsoft to Bing. For whatever reason I'm

1950
01:47:36,100 --> 01:47:41,420
connecting Google to Bing. Because Google is everything. Right it's like they're

1951
01:47:41,420 --> 01:47:46,420
both separate companies but Microsoft owns Bing and then like Google has

1952
01:47:46,420 --> 01:47:50,460
Google search engine. Wait so what the fuck is Google? Is it just a search engine? Well it's

1953
01:47:50,460 --> 01:47:56,180
its own company too. It's not Microsoft right? No. Okay. Google has its own Google owns

1954
01:47:56,180 --> 01:48:02,060
YouTube. Google obviously. Half the world? Yeah. Gmail they have all that. Fucking

1955
01:48:02,060 --> 01:48:07,900
Google. That's why I mean everyone says like you know just Google. Google it

1956
01:48:07,900 --> 01:48:14,900
became an actual word of like something. It wouldn't be like Bing. Bing it. Fuck Bing.

1957
01:48:14,900 --> 01:48:22,160
Bing is like a for pornography. That's why he used it. Because it was used for pornography. Weird. He found all his

1958
01:48:22,160 --> 01:48:26,460
pornos through Bing. Well I mean who the fuck would use Bing? It's like using

1959
01:48:26,460 --> 01:48:32,260
what's that other search engine? Yahoo? Is that a search engine? Yahoo? Yeah.

1960
01:48:32,260 --> 01:48:37,420
Yeah it's its own search engine too. I remember Ask Jeeves. That was a search engine?

1961
01:48:37,420 --> 01:48:42,700
Yeah long time ago. And then you have DuckDuckGo as well. It's just like it's

1962
01:48:42,700 --> 01:48:47,740
just Google. I guess Google is just the one that came out on top. It's the same

1963
01:48:47,740 --> 01:48:50,780
like McDonald's. McDonald's burger. There's still other McDonald's burger places.

1964
01:48:50,780 --> 01:48:53,260
Even if you say you want to go to Burger King. It's like hey you want to go to McDonald's?

1965
01:48:53,260 --> 01:48:56,900
Let's go. Right like McDonald's is the number one. Google's number one. But there's

1966
01:48:56,900 --> 01:49:01,300
still other ones I guess. I just don't accept it I guess. It's like Amazon. I'm sure

1967
01:49:01,300 --> 01:49:06,420
there's various other like you know online shop centers. But Amazon's Amazon.

1968
01:49:06,420 --> 01:49:11,580
Weird. Some of these comments are still hilarious though. The next comment under

1969
01:49:11,580 --> 01:49:15,140
that I think this is still some new marketing strategy for Bing. No stone

1970
01:49:15,140 --> 01:49:20,180
left unturned. And then the one under that. You think it's it's an accident

1971
01:49:20,180 --> 01:49:25,940
that they named it Microsoft Edge? Comment right below that. Not at all.

1972
01:49:25,940 --> 01:49:33,620
First you Edge then you Ready then you Bing. So brought to you by Bing. Brought to you by

1973
01:49:33,620 --> 01:49:37,260
Bing. So if you have any kind of Microsoft. Brought to you by Google. So you

1974
01:49:37,260 --> 01:49:41,860
go to you go with Google instead. We'll hide your barns. No they actually have

1975
01:49:41,860 --> 01:49:45,580
all your history. You know that right? I don't care. Like you can actually find it

1976
01:49:45,580 --> 01:49:50,100
too. You can ask to see your full history of everything ever. Cool. And you can get

1977
01:49:50,100 --> 01:49:53,100
it printed off because they sent it to the government every year. It's fine with me.

1978
01:49:53,100 --> 01:49:57,940
They know I like big titties. Well apparently he likes big Latina.

1979
01:49:57,940 --> 01:50:02,180
Yeah it is what it is. And now he's got a co-worker that fucks with him every day.

1980
01:50:02,180 --> 01:50:06,420
Imagine that like helping somebody set up a computer though like to run new

1981
01:50:06,420 --> 01:50:12,100
things. They're like like all the things that just pop up on it. Like his face is

1982
01:50:12,100 --> 01:50:17,220
like oh well. The IT guy's face drops and he takes the glasses off like my god.

1983
01:50:17,220 --> 01:50:21,900
I haven't seen this level of pornography since 1977. And the guy that's actually

1984
01:50:21,900 --> 01:50:27,740
it's gonna be his computer where he's like fuck. Or like you're the new guy in

1985
01:50:27,740 --> 01:50:31,780
work right? So they give you some old some old co-workers computer. Yeah. And

1986
01:50:31,780 --> 01:50:38,260
you go through it it's just like you just hit the fucking button. It's like one of

1987
01:50:38,260 --> 01:50:42,340
the hacker scenes from like the Matrix or something. It's just lines of code.

1988
01:50:42,340 --> 01:50:51,060
Oh lord. Alright next one is by Captain... Captain Planisimium. Captain

1989
01:50:51,060 --> 01:50:54,100
Simien. Yep. Spurs and Pets. Still gotta watch the Plenty of

1990
01:50:54,100 --> 01:50:59,860
Apes movies in order. Yeah. From the old 1969 one all the way down up to... That's a

1991
01:50:59,860 --> 01:51:06,660
lot of movies too. It's only four five six. Is it? Maybe it's less than nine.

1992
01:51:06,660 --> 01:51:12,620
The nerd's like less than nine I'll make it. How fun be fun? It's one godfather.

1993
01:51:12,620 --> 01:51:18,180
That's true. Alright this person puts this happened about an hour ago. So I'm still

1994
01:51:18,180 --> 01:51:23,660
awaiting the consequences. Nothing nothing like a consequent awaitment to

1995
01:51:23,660 --> 01:51:27,780
leave a level of a fucking anxiety in your soul that would crush you

1996
01:51:27,780 --> 01:51:31,860
more than the actual consequences. But to be fair this is just as a... It's like when I

1997
01:51:31,860 --> 01:51:34,420
go to the dentist every day before the dentist I'm like oh my god I'm gonna

1998
01:51:34,420 --> 01:51:36,980
fucking kill me on this one. And then I come there and it's over.

1999
01:51:36,980 --> 01:51:43,580
Yeah. They didn't kill me. Just fucking kill me. If you gotta do it just fucking do it.

2000
01:51:43,580 --> 01:51:48,180
Cuz they gotta put a camera down your fucking throat right? Yeah. Do it? Once a

2001
01:51:48,180 --> 01:51:52,020
year. No not down your throat like it's in your mouth. Yeah. And like... They make you gag on it.

2002
01:51:52,020 --> 01:51:58,020
Cuz like they want you... It's like it's thick it's fucking big as fuck. You can't make a mouth

2003
01:51:58,020 --> 01:52:02,300
fucking sized one with a rubber ball that you bite down on. It's this

2004
01:52:02,300 --> 01:52:07,340
fucking thick ass fucking piece of plastic. And like open wide. Wider.

2005
01:52:07,340 --> 01:52:13,860
And they put it down your fucking mouth like on the one side of your

2006
01:52:13,860 --> 01:52:17,020
fucking cheek. They make you bite down as hard as you can. You can. It's fucking

2007
01:52:17,020 --> 01:52:21,580
big as fuck. And so on the first bite it's fucking tiny. And then they put it

2008
01:52:21,580 --> 01:52:26,580
closer to the opening of your mouth. So it's like left side back, left side front,

2009
01:52:26,580 --> 01:52:31,380
right side back, right side front. And so like they gotta take them once a year. So

2010
01:52:31,380 --> 01:52:36,220
I had one on the 28th of August was my last dental appointment. And I'm just

2011
01:52:36,220 --> 01:52:39,380
like... I always bite harder on the second one just to get it over with.

2012
01:52:39,380 --> 01:52:44,140
The first one I don't. It's just by nature I guess. But man I hate that shit.

2013
01:52:44,140 --> 01:52:47,580
No. Then they do the cleaning right. And you know your teeth are strong when they

2014
01:52:47,580 --> 01:52:52,820
fucking you just fucking grind as hard as fuck on them. Then the

2015
01:52:52,820 --> 01:52:55,780
rest of the day you're just like playing with your teeth. Because it's fun after

2016
01:52:55,780 --> 01:53:00,740
they clean them. And now apparently I'm a candidate for a teeth bleaching.

2017
01:53:00,740 --> 01:53:05,540
Because I haven't had cavities in like three years. I only had one or two and

2018
01:53:05,540 --> 01:53:09,580
they took them out. I haven't had them since. So I got $150 for brightening

2019
01:53:09,580 --> 01:53:16,380
some white ass teeth next time you see me. And then I wasn't even thinking

2020
01:53:16,380 --> 01:53:19,460
about it. Like oh man what does that entail? Because when they did the

2021
01:53:19,460 --> 01:53:24,380
fucking when they took my cavity out right. I can't stand needles right.

2022
01:53:24,380 --> 01:53:28,220
So imagine people having a needle shoved into your fucking mouth. And like oh man

2023
01:53:28,220 --> 01:53:33,820
they fucking hit me with the novocaine. And I was just like... And they were...

2024
01:53:33,820 --> 01:53:38,720
You know how much how bad it was? They were grinding the cavity down so low

2025
01:53:38,720 --> 01:53:43,200
right. That once it got to my actual nerve and not the cavity I actually

2026
01:53:43,200 --> 01:53:46,860
started to feel it. And I was like I wonder how this would feel like without

2027
01:53:46,860 --> 01:53:51,540
the fucking painkiller. Yeah. Because it was starting to hurt with the painkiller.

2028
01:53:51,540 --> 01:53:56,340
I was like oh my fucking god. And I could hear I can smell the smoke too. I was like

2029
01:53:56,340 --> 01:54:01,100
oh yeah it's a weird smell too. Like it's a smell that you know when you smell it.

2030
01:54:01,100 --> 01:54:05,660
But ever since they used that stuff that once they put on a UV light it

2031
01:54:05,660 --> 01:54:09,140
hardens immediately. Like an epoxy stuff yeah. Yeah so my shit is fucking perfect

2032
01:54:09,140 --> 01:54:14,900
now. Hopefully this never falls out. If I bite down hard it hurts. I guess

2033
01:54:14,900 --> 01:54:20,140
it's just normal. Because it's pressing on the nerve. Yeah. It's like oh that hurt.

2034
01:54:20,140 --> 01:54:24,020
But not like though like it's gonna break it. Right. It's one of those things like if

2035
01:54:24,020 --> 01:54:26,940
you bite hard down hard on any of your teeth it'll be like oh that fucking hurt.

2036
01:54:26,940 --> 01:54:32,820
Yeah that's true. And so yeah moral of the story is get your teeth checked out

2037
01:54:32,820 --> 01:54:37,740
every year. Or every six months like I do. And they don't make like your dental

2038
01:54:37,740 --> 01:54:43,020
and then do what I do and fucking fret the whole week beforehand. And then you

2039
01:54:43,020 --> 01:54:47,980
get there nothing happens. That you haven't had happen before. But man what

2040
01:54:47,980 --> 01:54:51,220
I'm saying is anxiety fucking kills. Worse than the actual consequence.

2041
01:54:51,220 --> 01:54:55,500
It's true. And I'll give a heads up this one is not the worst story in the world.

2042
01:54:55,500 --> 01:54:59,700
I just thought it was a somewhat funny story. So you know it's not like

2043
01:54:59,700 --> 01:55:04,980
life-ending consequences. Right. First in Pitslow. My wife got up early very

2044
01:55:04,980 --> 01:55:08,420
early this morning to make cinnamon rolls for a friend who is visiting us

2045
01:55:08,420 --> 01:55:11,900
and left this morning. There were leftovers and she told me that they were

2046
01:55:11,900 --> 01:55:15,380
in the kitchen if I wanted any. After waking I went to the kitchen and grabbed

2047
01:55:15,380 --> 01:55:18,820
a roll, tossed it in the toaster to rewarm it, then opened the fridge to

2048
01:55:18,820 --> 01:55:23,260
grab some of the cream cheese icing she made. The last time she did I had

2049
01:55:23,260 --> 01:55:28,860
mentioned the recipe was a little too creamy cream cheesy. So she tried a

2050
01:55:28,860 --> 01:55:32,940
different recipe this time. There it was in a glass measuring cup on top of the

2051
01:55:32,940 --> 01:55:36,780
shelf. At this point it was cold and hard to spread so I popped out a few

2052
01:55:36,780 --> 01:55:41,420
tablespoons and put it into the hot roll and let it soften and then spread it

2053
01:55:41,420 --> 01:55:49,740
around. I sat down. You're a technician over here. I know. I sat down on my work computer and at my

2054
01:55:49,740 --> 01:55:56,820
let's see I sat down on my work computer and at my roll I guess I think it was

2055
01:55:56,820 --> 01:56:03,140
supposed to be I and ate my roll but they put and at my roll. Eight is I'm

2056
01:56:03,140 --> 01:56:06,420
assuming what it's supposed to be. Well checking emails and messages. That makes

2057
01:56:06,420 --> 01:56:09,780
sense now with the rest of the context. Yeah that's why it's like left off a

2058
01:56:09,780 --> 01:56:13,940
letter but okay again I read these verbatim from the way people write them at

2059
01:56:13,940 --> 01:56:18,940
least to my best abilities. As I ate I noticed the icing wasn't particularly

2060
01:56:18,940 --> 01:56:25,020
sweet but also didn't taste like cheese at all but it was a little bit smoky a

2061
01:56:25,020 --> 01:56:30,220
little bit smoky or maybe that was a cinnamon roll. What is he, f**king wax? Either way I

2062
01:56:30,220 --> 01:56:34,380
was hungry and finished my roll and my first morning meeting curious about the

2063
01:56:34,380 --> 01:56:38,340
icing I asked my wife if she had used the recipe my sister had sent us

2064
01:56:38,340 --> 01:56:43,980
yesterday and she said she had. I noted it was a bit smoky and not

2065
01:56:43,980 --> 01:56:49,060
very sweet and she was confused. I mentioned where I had pulled the frosting

2066
01:56:49,060 --> 01:56:56,500
from and she cackled. That's not icing that's bacon grease. So I responded in.

2067
01:56:56,500 --> 01:57:01,220
I beat the hell out of her. Why does it look like icing? Where is the icing?

2068
01:57:01,220 --> 01:57:05,180
Apparently the icing was on the counter still in the mixing bowl. Where's the

2069
01:57:05,180 --> 01:57:11,060
icing you b**ch? As I write this my stomach is occasionally gurgling. Baking

2070
01:57:11,060 --> 01:57:16,780
bacon grease man that must be quite the taste to it. I guess it's not bad bad but

2071
01:57:16,780 --> 01:57:21,700
it's not that I want to eat. I mean you can recook stuff with it like you know eggs and

2072
01:57:21,700 --> 01:57:25,940
stuff like that but like on a cinnamon roll though it's like mmm. Being like eating

2073
01:57:25,940 --> 01:57:32,380
coke like what I did once and it was like it's pure coke like actual like

2074
01:57:32,380 --> 01:57:38,140
just chocolate yeah but it was like you know like it was not you know like when

2075
01:57:38,140 --> 01:57:41,220
you take that bitter yeah like when you take it when you grab a spoonful of

2076
01:57:41,220 --> 01:57:45,300
Nesquik chocolate mix yeah and you eat it like as a kid like oh that's

2077
01:57:45,300 --> 01:57:50,340
delicious this was like I tried that as an adult a couple years ago say oh I

2078
01:57:50,340 --> 01:57:56,860
found a box of it right and I f**king it was a f**king bitterish this is it

2079
01:57:56,860 --> 01:58:05,460
chocolate this is dirt. It tastes like dirt too. I could not believe like who the f**k eats this in this state?

2080
01:58:05,460 --> 01:58:09,620
I was assuming that's what it was the flavor yeah I don't know I guess what

2081
01:58:09,620 --> 01:58:14,220
what do you mix with it just actual just sugar or what? No no like actual

2082
01:58:14,220 --> 01:58:20,320
Nesquik yeah it's got sugar in it if you get just the cocoa powder yeah it's just

2083
01:58:20,320 --> 01:58:25,460
cocoa what the f**k is it for? It's for baking so. Oh well f**k me I guess I'm

2084
01:58:25,460 --> 01:58:30,700
too fat to know. Nesquik is a totally different thing. It was a Nesquik

2085
01:58:30,700 --> 01:58:35,220
bottle though right but it was just cocoa yeah like it's just like Nesquik

2086
01:58:35,220 --> 01:58:41,100
cocoa. Motherf**kers man. Yeah because actual like cocoa is like the kind that you bake

2087
01:58:41,100 --> 01:58:47,260
with yeah it looks exactly the same. Yeah sure f**king did. And you use it you can top

2088
01:58:47,260 --> 01:58:51,740
pastries with it like you can sieve it over the pastries because the pastries are

2089
01:58:51,740 --> 01:58:56,100
already sweet so you wouldn't notice. I don't trust that shit anymore.

2090
01:58:56,100 --> 01:59:01,420
But you also don't put that thick of a layer so then you bake with it.

2091
01:59:01,420 --> 01:59:05,700
That's how you make chocolate cake. Hit a f**king spoonful of it. Oh like have you

2092
01:59:05,700 --> 01:59:08,820
ever tried bitter chocolate like baking chocolate? Oh that shit is so bitter. I

2093
01:59:08,820 --> 01:59:13,980
remember one time I my mom and sister were going to Mexico so my mom and this

2094
01:59:13,980 --> 01:59:18,460
was when I was younger so she and I was still old enough just to be by myself so

2095
01:59:18,460 --> 01:59:21,700
we went to the supermarket to get a bunch of food for me while they left to

2096
01:59:21,700 --> 01:59:24,580
Mexico her and my sister I guess it was after my dad died so I guess I wasn't that young.

2097
01:59:24,580 --> 01:59:28,940
And I just bought a bunch of stuff like it I saw for some reason I saw

2098
01:59:28,940 --> 01:59:33,620
sourdough bread I didn't even read it I just saw bread. Yeah. So I take the bread

2099
01:59:33,620 --> 01:59:38,740
I take some was one of those Reese's it was Reese's peanut butter. Oh only

2100
01:59:38,740 --> 01:59:51,260
man. Oh some jelly. I was like yeah yeah. They don't go together at all. They sure as

2101
01:59:51,260 --> 01:59:54,220
f**k did not you don't want to see sourdough bread. I think you've told me

2102
01:59:54,220 --> 01:59:59,860
that story and I equated it to if you were having like a a grilled cheese on

2103
01:59:59,860 --> 02:00:08,500
like raisin bread. Cinnamon raisin bread. Oh god it was bad. Yeah I could tell.

2104
02:00:08,500 --> 02:00:13,220
This is weird. Sourdough is not meant for sourdough is for like soups. Yeah sure as

2105
02:00:13,220 --> 02:00:19,020
s**t wasn't meant for a f**king PB&J sandwich. No. My mistake. Sourdough is like

2106
02:00:19,020 --> 02:00:23,900
a savory like for savory stuff like a sandwich or something like a like a

2107
02:00:23,900 --> 02:00:28,540
deli sandwich or something. Not for peanut butter and jelly? No. The jelly

2108
02:00:28,540 --> 02:00:35,780
alone throws me off. Not for even Reese's peanut butter. It's Reese's. But man I

2109
02:00:35,780 --> 02:00:38,740
was like whatever. Reese's couldn't save that one. When I took that bite I was like this is not.

2110
02:00:38,740 --> 02:00:48,140
It'd be kind of like putting like balsamic vinegar on it. Something that don't belong on.

2111
02:00:48,140 --> 02:00:52,740
Good lord I was like man this was a bad idea. It's like well they're gonna be

2112
02:00:52,740 --> 02:00:57,820
eating separately now. Totally different. Ruin you completely on sourdough. And the

2113
02:00:57,820 --> 02:01:00,180
f**king Reese's peanut butter because I didn't know which was which was the

2114
02:01:00,180 --> 02:01:06,860
problem. I just blamed it on both of them. Both of these f**king balls. Alright so he

2115
02:01:06,860 --> 02:01:10,860
says that his stomach is gurgling like a thunderstorm on the horizon and my wife

2116
02:01:10,860 --> 02:01:14,980
is shaming me to her sister's and mine and everyone else she can get a hold of.

2117
02:01:14,980 --> 02:01:19,980
I expect in a few hours Grease Lightning will be shooting down my ass and my life

2118
02:01:19,980 --> 02:01:23,820
will be laughing outside the door. I'll die steadfast in my beliefs that

2119
02:01:23,820 --> 02:01:28,660
baking grease just looks just like icing and honestly didn't taste half bad on a

2120
02:01:28,660 --> 02:01:34,580
cinnamon roll. Oh I mean bacon they make bacon like bacon egg and cheese

2121
02:01:34,580 --> 02:01:38,700
sandwiches on different things too so of course it wouldn't taste the worst thing

2122
02:01:38,700 --> 02:01:43,940
in the world but like they even make breakfast sandwiches out of donuts now

2123
02:01:43,940 --> 02:01:48,460
like the sure f**king day so it's like that's not the worst thing I've ever

2124
02:01:48,460 --> 02:01:56,660
seen. This one's just depressing. Today I f**ked up though from sadinternet9771.

2125
02:01:56,660 --> 02:02:01,940
This person pits. I just woke up. It's about 4 a.m. I was drinking my while my

2126
02:02:01,940 --> 02:02:05,860
wife was at work. I don't remember going to sleep and she's asleep on the couch. I

2127
02:02:05,860 --> 02:02:09,660
can only assume she's pissed at me because neither of us particularly like

2128
02:02:09,660 --> 02:02:14,740
that couch. I don't know why I sleep why I keep doing this sort of thing drinking

2129
02:02:14,740 --> 02:02:18,980
till I forget the world but I keep get it keep doing it. Better for a while than I

2130
02:02:18,980 --> 02:02:23,380
f**k up and get drunk. I don't want to be like this but I keep finding myself in

2131
02:02:23,380 --> 02:02:29,180
the same place. Makes me wonder if I even want to actually be alive. I've had a near

2132
02:02:29,180 --> 02:02:33,220
death experience getting shocked bad enough that I was apparently unconscious

2133
02:02:33,220 --> 02:02:37,700
for a while and I saw nothing. I saw the world at 60 Hertz for a couple of

2134
02:02:37,700 --> 02:02:42,360
seconds maybe then everything narrowed to a tunnel and then nothing and it hurt

2135
02:02:42,360 --> 02:02:47,140
real bad. That's what they don't tell you about getting electrocuted. It hurts the

2136
02:02:47,140 --> 02:02:52,980
whole time. I don't feel that any great reward waiting for me after death. It

2137
02:02:52,980 --> 02:02:57,140
just sounds peaceful. It's also something I just can't do. Yeah there's

2138
02:02:57,140 --> 02:03:02,740
nothing after but there's also nothing that I know what there's nothing after

2139
02:03:02,740 --> 02:03:07,820
but there's also nothing after and that sounds pretty boring. So I guess my

2140
02:03:07,820 --> 02:03:11,140
question is how do I stop drinking myself to death? I don't want to die. I

2141
02:03:11,140 --> 02:03:15,620
don't want to hurt the people I love like this but I seek oblivion. I love the

2142
02:03:15,620 --> 02:03:20,660
moment whenever nothing seems to exist to matter when I can't remember. My wife

2143
02:03:20,660 --> 02:03:25,620
does not. I guess that's where the conflict stems from. I've got reasons to

2144
02:03:25,620 --> 02:03:29,420
be happy and I mostly am but whenever I'm alone and it's quiet I guess I'm

2145
02:03:29,420 --> 02:03:34,940
not and then I drink till I feel nothing. Then she gets home from a 12-hour shift

2146
02:03:34,940 --> 02:03:40,540
to a dopey drunk son of a bitch she was dumb enough to marry. I hate being this

2147
02:03:40,540 --> 02:03:45,020
way. Hmm weird. I don't really know how that's a truly today I fucked up story

2148
02:03:45,020 --> 02:03:52,340
but people if you have alcoholism please get help. It's about all I can say.

2149
02:03:52,340 --> 02:03:59,380
I mean very poignant though. Almost makes me feel it's just a short story. Yeah

2150
02:03:59,380 --> 02:04:03,340
that's why I figured I'd- The more well-constructed it is the more I don't

2151
02:04:03,340 --> 02:04:10,020
believe it. You see my ramblings. Yeah. You understand. Yeah. I've seen

2152
02:04:10,020 --> 02:04:13,940
bullshit you spouted before. It's just like something when it's really well

2153
02:04:13,940 --> 02:04:17,380
written and worded. I wonder if it's just a writer getting their you know muscles

2154
02:04:17,380 --> 02:04:22,060
working. Could be. Could be and mostly putting it into the today I fucked up

2155
02:04:22,060 --> 02:04:29,540
category. It's a my choice. Yeah. Then we go to this one. The next one is by X

2156
02:04:29,540 --> 02:04:38,100
Lupica Lupacura X. It's person puts. I had to get a colonoscopy and endoscopy and

2157
02:04:38,100 --> 02:04:43,300
neither twilighted me or put me under. I can't remember. Either way I was out. Well

2158
02:04:43,300 --> 02:04:47,900
whenever I first got there everyone was so kind and caring. My veins were

2159
02:04:47,900 --> 02:04:51,660
particularly tricky that day and they had to cover my arms with a hot towel

2160
02:04:51,660 --> 02:04:55,980
to get my IV in. Well the time came and they wheeled me into the room. They put

2161
02:04:55,980 --> 02:05:00,060
the spray down my throat and a tube holder thing in my mouth. Then they told

2162
02:05:00,060 --> 02:05:05,380
me to count backwards from 10 and I was out by 7. Now here's the fuck up. I made

2163
02:05:05,380 --> 02:05:11,700
it to 100. Now here's the fuck up. I think I was wild maybe. I

2164
02:05:11,700 --> 02:05:17,180
finally remember possibly yelling. I'm not sure but after I was fully awake

2165
02:05:17,180 --> 02:05:20,860
everyone changed their tune. The doctor and the nurses were very cold towards me

2166
02:05:20,860 --> 02:05:25,380
like I was annoying or the worst person ever. I have no idea what I said or did

2167
02:05:25,380 --> 02:05:30,580
coming out of the anesthesia. I just want to apologize for anything I did or made

2168
02:05:30,580 --> 02:05:35,700
them so angry or upset at me. Never had the chance. What in the world did I do?

2169
02:05:35,700 --> 02:05:40,780
I'm sorry to all the nurses and doctors out there if if and when I need to get

2170
02:05:40,780 --> 02:05:44,660
back under. It's like so what the fuck did he do while he was under? They were

2171
02:05:44,660 --> 02:05:48,140
happy when he went to sleep and pissed at him when he woke up. I love the whole

2172
02:05:48,140 --> 02:05:53,420
point of the whole phenomenon of anesthesia is that they know that people

2173
02:05:53,420 --> 02:05:57,420
are not themselves when they come out of it. So why would they be

2174
02:05:57,420 --> 02:06:01,580
indifferent toward him? Right. Or maybe that's just what he feels. Who

2175
02:06:01,580 --> 02:06:10,280
knows? Because the first comment they put is I've had let's see probably would

2176
02:06:10,280 --> 02:06:13,980
have been smart to ask if something had happened while you were there. Almost

2177
02:06:13,980 --> 02:06:17,780
most of the time doctors and nurses are used to anesthesia causing adverse

2178
02:06:17,780 --> 02:06:21,780
behaviors upon waking up so I can't see why they'd be rude. That's what I'm saying

2179
02:06:21,780 --> 02:06:25,140
like that's exactly what they that's what the whole thing about it is.

2180
02:06:25,140 --> 02:06:29,500
Over here saying it hail Hitler or something. Screaming the n-word or

2181
02:06:29,500 --> 02:06:34,140
something. I don't know. It's like oh it's like this racist motherfucker. What could he have actually

2182
02:06:34,140 --> 02:06:39,060
have said or done? I don't know that's what I'm trying to do. He just reaches for the

2183
02:06:39,060 --> 02:06:48,660
doctor. I'm paid daddy. I got the baby on the car. So what? I don't know that's a

2184
02:06:48,660 --> 02:06:55,260
weird like a weird story like what the fuck did you do? Like what could you have

2185
02:06:55,260 --> 02:06:59,380
done? That they had not seen or heard before. Right. Just completely turned all

2186
02:06:59,380 --> 02:07:06,020
of them off. Right. It's like it had to have been bad. I can't think of what

2187
02:07:06,020 --> 02:07:13,300
would you have said or done coming out of anesthesia. I don't know. I mean like

2188
02:07:13,300 --> 02:07:17,380
even why would they even believe you? Right. It was like I've been

2189
02:07:17,380 --> 02:07:22,380
saying some random bullshit. You know what folks they got my booty up. They got all of it.

2190
02:07:22,380 --> 02:07:29,900
I farted as hard as I could. I couldn't close my cheeks better than that. Big

2191
02:07:29,900 --> 02:07:34,940
daddy almost got me. So what the fuck did he do? Exactly. It's like if I was him

2192
02:07:34,940 --> 02:07:40,180
though you should have asked. Like I don't know. I wouldn't have told him

2193
02:07:40,180 --> 02:07:48,340
anyway. Probably not. Next one is by God I hate these people that put so many

2194
02:07:48,340 --> 02:07:56,980
fucking like weird letters and shit. Tire W live. Fucking I'll do it. Right.

2195
02:07:56,980 --> 02:08:02,700
This person puts moving to Hanoi with my girlfriend meant that diving headfirst

2196
02:08:02,700 --> 02:08:08,420
into new experiences especially whenever it came to food. Vietnam's famous for

2197
02:08:08,420 --> 02:08:13,420
killer seafood and I am a huge sucker for raw oysters. So when we hit up a

2198
02:08:13,420 --> 02:08:18,060
lively seafood buffet I was in heaven or so I thought. They had this oyster

2199
02:08:18,060 --> 02:08:23,140
station that just called out to me. My girlfriend's family was all about trying

2200
02:08:23,140 --> 02:08:27,140
everything so I didn't hold back. Round after round I kept piling them on my

2201
02:08:27,140 --> 02:08:31,560
plate. Must have knocked back about a dozen. They tasted like the sea and it

2202
02:08:31,560 --> 02:08:36,380
felt like a treat from back home in Canada. Fast forward to the next day and

2203
02:08:36,380 --> 02:08:40,620
oh man was I paying for it. Fever. The bathroom was my new best friend. My

2204
02:08:40,620 --> 02:08:44,420
stomach was an absolute rebellion. Turns out my oyster feast was a ticket to

2205
02:08:44,420 --> 02:08:49,020
misery town. Here I am still making bathroom runs and thinking about each

2206
02:08:49,020 --> 02:08:54,300
oyster like a betrayal. It's funny and awful in equal measures. I've learned my

2207
02:08:54,300 --> 02:08:59,700
lesson. Enjoy. But maybe don't go wild at a buffet. Next time I'm craving oysters

2208
02:08:59,700 --> 02:09:03,740
I'll enjoy them in moderation. And gotta say it's one of the one for the books

2209
02:09:03,740 --> 02:09:07,780
and definitely a story I'll be telling for a while. Yeah don't just you know

2210
02:09:07,780 --> 02:09:13,140
guzzle back a shit ton of oysters. Hmm. It's like I'm gonna eat them. It's like

2211
02:09:13,140 --> 02:09:22,820
you get some parasite or some shit. It's like nah these motherfuckers raw. One of my lives. One enough fight.

2212
02:09:22,820 --> 02:09:30,620
Next one is by thedayifuckedupbooty. This person puts. Throw away count for

2213
02:09:30,620 --> 02:09:34,340
anonymity of anyone involved. Let me start by explaining that before our

2214
02:09:34,340 --> 02:09:40,220
wedding my fiancee 34 year old and I at 28 year old were going to a pre-marital

2215
02:09:40,220 --> 02:09:47,260
counseling with our pastor who would be our officiant. This was more of a

2216
02:09:47,260 --> 02:09:50,220
formality than anything else as my partner and I aren't especially

2217
02:09:50,220 --> 02:09:53,820
religious but having a Christian ceremony would make our large families

2218
02:09:53,820 --> 02:09:59,140
happy and this was a pastor I've known well since I was a small child. So we met

2219
02:09:59,140 --> 02:10:02,340
up with him several times before the wedding to get mentally and spiritually

2220
02:10:02,340 --> 02:10:05,900
prepared for the commitment. As we were wrapping up one of our meetings the

2221
02:10:05,900 --> 02:10:09,180
conversation casually turns to the enormous saltwater fish tank in his

2222
02:10:09,180 --> 02:10:13,700
office. My partner and I also are aquarium people. I guess that's a thing

2223
02:10:13,700 --> 02:10:18,980
is aquarium people. And I was excited to show the pastor a new fish that we had

2224
02:10:18,980 --> 02:10:23,900
just added to our home tank. And as he's standing there over my shoulder in

2225
02:10:23,900 --> 02:10:29,140
anticipation of fish pictures I realize that there are other photos on my phone

2226
02:10:29,140 --> 02:10:34,100
from some kinky stuff. Kinky fun times my partner and I were having the night

2227
02:10:34,100 --> 02:10:38,140
before. I attempt to quickly scroll past those photos but accidentally open one

2228
02:10:38,140 --> 02:10:43,540
instead. They are on the screen burning into our pastors eyeballs. It's a very

2229
02:10:43,540 --> 02:10:50,020
explicit photo of my partner bent over, bit dangling and bussy popping.

2230
02:10:52,420 --> 02:11:00,140
He just tells him about to leave. I will emphasize. Leave this house of God. I take your

2231
02:11:00,140 --> 02:11:06,020
sin with you. I will emphasize this is not a picture of a fish. The bussy is not a

2232
02:11:06,020 --> 02:11:11,300
fish. Apparently some people think it might be. They were dead wrong. He made a

2233
02:11:11,300 --> 02:11:15,740
frightened oop and literally dashed to the other side of the room behind his desk.

2234
02:11:15,740 --> 02:11:24,460
I was mortified but he said nothing. He just kept talking about fish and

2235
02:11:24,460 --> 02:11:32,180
acted like nothing happened. But I know my partner knows and the man who is going

2236
02:11:32,180 --> 02:11:36,780
to stand at the altar of Marius has seen into the depths of our souls or at least

2237
02:11:36,780 --> 02:11:42,420
the depths of my partner's butthole. Damn what a day. This is a man who also knows

2238
02:11:42,420 --> 02:11:46,780
my father very well. A man that would never understand the kinds of things we

2239
02:11:46,780 --> 02:11:51,020
do in the bedroom to satisfy queer fantasies. I think that you know. The

2240
02:11:51,020 --> 02:11:54,700
wedding is soon. I really hope he still agrees to officiate and we didn't scare

2241
02:11:54,700 --> 02:11:58,660
him off. I'm gonna be standing at the altar thinking about my new husband and

2242
02:11:58,660 --> 02:12:05,460
the pastor certainly might be too. It's like it is gaping hole. What a day. That's

2243
02:12:05,460 --> 02:12:12,220
bad. What a day to be on Prate Pastor. It's like oop. Don't even see that. Oop. Oop.

2244
02:12:12,220 --> 02:12:15,140
It's a funny reaction.

2245
02:12:18,860 --> 02:12:27,540
Let's see here. Trying to send me to something else huh? Okay. We gotta go this

2246
02:12:27,540 --> 02:12:32,980
way. I'm not even gonna try to pronounce that word. I think it's supposed to be

2247
02:12:32,980 --> 02:12:38,580
cultist for Satan. Right. This person puts I have severe IBS.

2248
02:12:38,580 --> 02:12:43,540
I have Crohn's disease. I hate the eating because of it and I hate eating because

2249
02:12:43,540 --> 02:12:46,420
of it to the point that I'm rapidly losing weight as I write this. I

2250
02:12:46,420 --> 02:12:50,620
volunteer for homeless people and give them free food. Unfortunately the church

2251
02:12:50,620 --> 02:12:55,540
kitchen we use is out of commission so we have been working at home kitchens of

2252
02:12:55,540 --> 02:12:59,860
volunteers. I decided to have a little snack because even though I'm I hate

2253
02:12:59,860 --> 02:13:03,580
eating I hate being hungry more. Immediately my stomach hurts and I get

2254
02:13:03,580 --> 02:13:10,900
diarrhea. Damn. God dang. I mean god dang. I flushed in the toilet floods. My friends

2255
02:13:10,900 --> 02:13:15,140
are cleaning it up and I feel like a nuisance. We are shopping for a plunger

2256
02:13:15,140 --> 02:13:19,100
as I write this and I feel fucking guilty. We have used up all their towels.

2257
02:13:19,100 --> 02:13:24,260
Why the fuck wouldn't you be writing this as well? You wouldn't be writing. I'm gonna be writing. Get the fuck off the phone and help us clean our

2258
02:13:24,260 --> 02:13:30,700
fucking shit water. Motherfucker. I feel so terrible and guilty. We have arrived at

2259
02:13:30,700 --> 02:13:35,060
the campsite late because of me. I hate my stomach. I hate eating. Food isn't fun

2260
02:13:35,060 --> 02:13:40,260
anymore. I hate everything in life. You fucking throw them some in the ocean.

2261
02:13:40,260 --> 02:13:47,940
It's eating. It gives the fucking the shark fucking IBS. The shark is like damn man I can't eat. I can't. He's

2262
02:13:47,940 --> 02:13:55,660
right I'm writing this out of the sea. All right and last one for today is by

2263
02:13:55,660 --> 02:14:01,500
Blackest Heart. God I hate this. Brightest day of the blackest night. I'm gonna kill these motherfuckers that

2264
02:14:01,500 --> 02:14:07,540
think it's so cool. Let's add a six for a B. I like that.

2265
02:14:07,540 --> 02:14:12,260
Spurs and Puts. I had a gym membership and I moved out of the area pretty far

2266
02:14:12,260 --> 02:14:16,260
away. I tried to maintain it for a while. At a certain point I requested a new

2267
02:14:16,260 --> 02:14:20,220
debit card from my bank which came with a new number that did not supply to the

2268
02:14:20,220 --> 02:14:24,180
gym. I guess I had decided that I didn't want to continue taking the long commute

2269
02:14:24,180 --> 02:14:27,460
and paying the heavy price and it was a good opportunity to get out of the

2270
02:14:27,460 --> 02:14:31,220
membership. So you just want to just cancel it. So do you have to cancel this?

2271
02:14:31,220 --> 02:14:39,100
Oh you want to get in shape? I feel like some not even. Obviously this was the

2272
02:14:39,100 --> 02:14:42,240
wrong way to go about it and unfortunately I would continue to make

2273
02:14:42,240 --> 02:14:47,460
the wrong decision to try to rectify it. Over the next over the over the past

2274
02:14:47,460 --> 02:14:51,540
six months charges have been accruing on that account and the gym is

2275
02:14:51,540 --> 02:14:55,260
threatening to send the balance to collections. Trying to get out from under

2276
02:14:55,260 --> 02:14:59,800
this piling debt and not being able to be in the best state of mind one

2277
02:14:59,800 --> 02:15:03,980
morning during the traumatizing pain from having a catheter inserted during a

2278
02:15:03,980 --> 02:15:09,100
neurology exam the day before I called the gym as my brother and informed them

2279
02:15:09,100 --> 02:15:14,780
that the account holder me had passed away. Wow what what why what the fuck

2280
02:15:14,780 --> 02:15:19,740
kind of Seinfeld-esque bullshit are you going to tell me what kind of Costanza bullshit?

2281
02:15:19,740 --> 02:15:23,780
Just tell him you don't we just freaking tell him you know what the fuck is going on

2282
02:15:23,780 --> 02:15:29,020
with people sometimes. They express sincere condolences and offered to close

2283
02:15:29,020 --> 02:15:33,020
the account and reimburse the charges but I would need to prove provide his

2284
02:15:33,020 --> 02:15:37,140
death certificate. So this is a Costanza-esque because he wouldn't fucking get a

2285
02:15:37,140 --> 02:15:41,940
goddamn death certificate I guarantee it. I do not plan on photoshopping a death

2286
02:15:41,940 --> 02:15:46,540
certificate and continuing the charade but at this point I am lost on how to go

2287
02:15:46,540 --> 02:15:51,240
forward any advice would be appreciated. Just fucking say no thanks and then you

2288
02:15:51,240 --> 02:15:57,040
know can you close the account now? This person put the first comment is one does

2289
02:15:57,040 --> 02:16:01,820
not simply cancel a gym membership. Oh thank you fucking uh Laura Mare.

2290
02:16:01,820 --> 02:16:05,260
Another one below that chances are they know you're lying and they don't care.

2291
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Yeah why the fuck would they give a fuck? They're wage employees and they have

2292
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rules they have to follow just tell them that you need to cancel don't even bring

2293
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up the part about you being dead if they do laugh and say it was worth the shot

2294
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be firm necessary. Be firm but you can't be because you don't go to the gym you

2295
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flip a fuck. You will probably owe the old fees because you signed a contract

2296
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and you ignored the problem. That sucks contract. That sucks but consider

2297
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that lesson to take care of business faster in the future. It's like that's

2298
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all the comments like really bro really? Law this seems like you're in quite a

2299
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pickle. Kind of random shit is that? Haha you're so funny. Does your gym have an online

2300
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presence if so change your address to California address. California law

2301
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requires an easy online cancellation option. What the fuck bro what the

2302
02:16:56,740 --> 02:17:00,900
fuck are you talking about? You're making it even publicly too. Exactly. Well change the IP

2303
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address and move to Canada then you can cancel your subscription they have to

2304
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reimburse the fee. It's like it's a whole bunch of bullshit for being too big of a

2305
02:17:08,860 --> 02:17:13,020
pussy to just say yeah I want to cancel my membership. Oh you want to cancel your membership huh?

2306
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You piece of shit. You want to work out huh? What's funny is if you're a fucking chicken

2307
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athleks. What's funny is if you have trigon as a father it's not gonna

2308
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matter. I've heard worse. You get back home it's like cancel your

2309
02:17:27,380 --> 02:17:34,280
membership huh? Little bitch. It's like another failure. Another year of

2310
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failures. My fucking sons. You're more like your sister. I'm not gonna let that

2311
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go. That's hilarious. Every time it's like Graven she's better than you she's the

2312
02:17:49,340 --> 02:17:54,900
princess okay? You failures. And both the new 52 and the old

2313
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not new failures. They just have different names. They couldn't they change reality

2314
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there you can't say they can't change your fucking failings. Regardless you

2315
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fail at all universes. But that's all I got for ready today. Anything else to add

2316
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before we head out today? More Hellboy in the future. Cool and with that we will

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see you guys on the next one.