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We appreciate you being here and hope you enjoy the show.

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All right guys, so we're going to start up with finishing up season three of The Wise

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Kids You Know, episode six through ten of my favorite skill from every episode.

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Before we do that, I wanted to say that the NFL recently made history within their sport.

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There was that game on Thursday on Amazon Prime, the Giants versus the Cowboys, and

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it is the most streamed NFL game, regular season NFL game of all time.

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It had 16 million concurrent viewers, and I was like, I was one of those 60 million just

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hoping and praying the Giants would pull it out of their ass.

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And they didn't.

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They did not.

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They didn't throw it into double coverage and have it fucking picked off at the end.

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I've almost lost my mind.

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But at the highest viewership peak, they reached 18 million viewers.

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I'm like, man, how the hell did Amazon Prime not crash?

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Did it crash together?

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You trying to watch TV?

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Paramount Plus crashed on the Super Bowl like eight times.

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But Amazon Prime somehow held it together?

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I would hope so, but I know that they're regular like Fire TV.

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That shit crashes all the time.

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Well, yeah.

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They have the extra service for Thursday night football, that's for sure.

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All right.

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So on episode six, there's a skit where it's a show called We Just Got Mustarded where

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these people just go around dumping mustard on the unsuspecting people.

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Or like this prank show.

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And the funny thing about it was that they picked this one specific little town to do

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all the stuff in, right?

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And they're now running on their third year of production in this town.

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And the townsfolk are getting interviewed and say like, they've been here for three

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years.

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They've mustered it everybody in town multiple times.

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Like they are just completely fed up with the show.

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But the nation loves it because it's got the highest ratings.

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And it just goes into different interviews of like the people living there like we can't

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deal with this anymore.

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We're just trying to live our lives.

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You can't even go outside and do anything normal without fear of being mustered.

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And like, you know, this guy goes up to order a hot dog.

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You want mustard with that?

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Like, whoa, no mustard?

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No, like no.

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The guy even selling the hot dog.

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I'm not one of the mustard guys.

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I swear because everyone panics to me if they hear mustard.

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And they're hoping the show will finally be over, right?

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But the show's won like four Emmys apparently.

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And they announced during this little interview that they've been re-signed for four more

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years.

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So the town has to struggle another four years with this mustard show.

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Not only is it that terrible, but at a certain point they switched over from mustard to yellow

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ink because it was cheaper.

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So it wasn't even mustard anymore.

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And one of the people interviewed was like, I remember when they made that change.

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That was horrible for a whole nother reason.

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He never said why the yellow ink was worse.

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It was devastating to him.

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That reminds me of how Cheaters used to be.

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The Cheaters show used to be in Dallas.

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Fucking massive.

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You know those people in Dallas is like peeking around the corners and shit.

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It's like there should have been no cheating at all in Dallas because of that show.

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Because you know you're going to be on TV for cheating.

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Yeah, they're going to catch you.

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You're going to end up stabbing the host one day on a fucking boat for some reason.

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Alright, episode seven.

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Right off the gate it was the first skit.

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Timmy finds a little lamp and he finds a genie.

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And you think like oh a genie.

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The genie's like you get three wishes little guy.

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So just whatever you wish, make sure you make a good wish because it's going to change your

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life forever.

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So the first wish he wishes is for the genie to kill his teacher.

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And the genie's like he does not want to.

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But he's like I guess I better just he threatens to unwish all genies right.

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So the genie's like damn it.

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So you would think like it's funny because you think it's going to be a magical thing

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he does right.

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But it's not.

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The next it cuts to after he says like I want you to kill my teacher and he has to agree

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to it.

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The next it jumps to them in the bushes and the genie has one of those rifle guns for

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the scov and he's like okay you sure you want to do this kid?

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So Timmy's got the he's drinking the little juice box and the genie's Sam one of the actors

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is the play the genie he's all in blue.

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And he does that thing where you breathe really hard before you do something and he fucking

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shoots her boom and then he looks away.

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He's like dude I get her and he's like oh you got her.

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So wish two Timmy wants to hook up with the hottest girl in because I guess he's supposed

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to be like a teenager.

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He wants to he's a freshman.

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He wants to hook up with the hottest girl in school this senior.

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So instead of making him magically fall in love with her right.

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He just the genie goes up to her house and he's like hey you know Timmy what do you think

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of Timmy like do you like him or he tries to like set up a date right and she just slams

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the door in his face.

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and Timmy's standing on the street and like Timmy get in I got her.

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And like you get what happens oh lord.

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You see Timmy smoking a cigarette yeah.

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You know exactly what happened and it was not consensual at all.

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And so they just start like what do you want now kid.

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The genie is just fucking devastated with what his consequences of his actions.

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And now Timmy wants to be the president of the United States.

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He's like kid that's going to take a long time.

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For one kids aren't even allowed to you know run for office and all this and that right.

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So it starts going into a little montage of the genie.

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First he's trying to get a law passed in the state to allow kids to run for office.

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Then it's wanting Timmy to be like city councilor then mayor then senator and then he gets all

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the way up to president right.

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And they're watching the election day and like a lot of one of the other geniuses helping

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him out because there was another genie before Sam that came out of the bottle and Timmy

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didn't like him so he sent him back and they sent out different genies until he got Sam

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and he makes him president.

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And that's pretty much the skit ends with Timmy becoming president after assaulting

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a girl and having someone murdered.

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And the genie is devastated.

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My doctor says I have ulcers.

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I'm addicted to smoking or he says something like he just like his life is ruined and Timmy

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is like bye genie.

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And that's it for that.

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But it's funny that they do everything practically.

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Well I think we're slowly that was the funniest part to me.

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Like I knew when they cut to him holding that gun I'm like oh this is going to be something

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odd.

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You know there's no I guess so he doesn't have magical powers he's just a guy in his

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bottle and he's got to do it.

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He's got to do it literally practically.

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Basically it was the weirdest thing.

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All right so episode eight we have this funny skit on it's in a courtroom.

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Apparently some guy murdered another guy at a strip club called the Dancing Clam.

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And they're trying to like it's got Trevor as a judge Sam is the prosecutor.

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No Darren is a prosecutor and Sam is a defendant or the defense for the defendant.

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I forgot what they're called like the public defender I guess or I don't know what they're

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what I know a prosecutor I don't know what a public defense defense is it just a defense

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defendant.

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Yeah it's not like the person getting defended.

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That's what I like do they even have a name for the other side of the.

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No prosecutor is the plaintiff.

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And defendant is the defendant.

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So he's defendant defendant.

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That's weird.

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They have a cooler name because you got you got prosecutor.

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Defense attorney is all that's just the name of them.

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That's weird.

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They don't get the fancy name of prosecutor.

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It'd be like you'd be like calling me the accuser accuser.

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Weird.

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The defense attorney is what you'd call.

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OK so yeah so Sam is a defense attorney and there's a stripper on the stand who's given

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her her eyewitness testimony because she saw the guy get murdered.

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And so like how did you see the guy and basically she bent down over her underneath her legs

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right when she was going to move on the pole and Darren is like objection and the judge

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is like really.

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And he's like oh well objection.

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How can she see because basically she's got she's wearing her full clothes like a whole

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like a pants and all that.

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And they wanted to strip down to show how to react to reenact how it actually was.

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And the stripper is like really judge and the judge like yeah yeah.

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He's all for it.

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So then the whole skit is them trying to get her to do the wildest thing they could see

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she can do like first like she bends down right.

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She's in her underwear now.

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She bends down but the guy doesn't feel like it was at the at the strip because I had a

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pole and the driver's like where because I'm going to dip hole in here.

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And so Timmy comes out because he's one of the like the one of the cops the bailiff.

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Yeah he's a bailiff right.

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So we got no we got no poles here.

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And he looks up at the pole with the flag on it.

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So you use the American flag and then Timmy rips the flag off the pole and fucking puts

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the pole in the middle of the fucking courtroom and she dances on the pole right.

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And she's like so I bent over like this and I saw him get like stabbed or whatever or

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shot and then I got up and turned and as I turned he the the the deceased landed on me

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and then Sam's like how did he land on her and he landed he tried to reenact the landing

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by then he just started motor burning her breath.

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He's like and then Darren comes up the prosecutor's like was it was it really like that was it

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more like this and he does the same thing to her too.

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So then Trevor the judge calls him over right and he's like it's funny how it's something

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about when it's real quiet people talking real quietly but you can kind of hear it.

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Yeah it's so funny I don't know why.

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He's trying to get get get her to kiss another girl for whatever reason.

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Like there's no reason in this this little like discussion right.

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Right and he's like they're all looking around like there's no other girls here he's looking

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like what about the jurors and like all the guys in the jury are fucking loving the reenactment

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of a stripper but except for the women they're mad as hell.

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So they they decide like I don't think that's a good idea a judge is like oh you're right

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right.

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So he's like he has to leave but then he's like wait come on come on come on.

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He's like could you get her to and he starts trying to do something with like his like

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like trying to reenact like he wants to see I guess her vagina or something and he's like

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he's trying to like point down like a V on his crotch right.

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He's like just get her to and he doesn't say what it is what he wants and then someone

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comes in from outside opens the door and they all fucking panic they all look up you know

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the judge is standing up and putting a V over his own crotch.

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So it looks like if it was bad like when someone catches you masturbating or something like

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you're not supposed to be doing or I guess not not not not supposed to be doing but just

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a little embarrassing.

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Yeah something you want to do but not get caught doing and so the judge is like well

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we're busy in here.

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It doesn't matter to fucking knock around here anymore and that's how the skit ends

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with him trying.

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He's so weird so surreal.

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Imagine if he got stuck in one of those situations though.

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That'd be awesome.

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In episode nine we have this is a really like simple skit it's it's just it's just Zach

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Craigor and Trevor Moore and it's casual Friday so you can wear whatever you want and I forgot

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what Zach's character's name was so I just call him Zach but Trevor's name in the skit

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is Brian and like Zach comes in like you wanted to see me I guess Brian's the boss.

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He's like oh yeah Zach please come sit down.

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He comes in he's got a shirt that says F this job and F Brian and he sits down like and

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he tries to ask Zach like Zach what's going on what's with this shirt and like he's trying

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to get to the bottom of it right.

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Right.

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It's just a shirt you know it's casual Friday whatever.

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No but like why that shirt you know what's like and then like he just says he's like

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is this about the vending machine again and it turns out that eight months ago Zach went

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off site of the job right on his lunch break to a different vending machine in a different

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building and tried to get a Mr. Pimp and the money the freaking machine took his money

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and for eight months apparently for whatever he blames Brian for this now like think about

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that in your head how would you blame someone you went off site on a vending machine that

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doesn't belong to the company it took your money eight months ago and you're to this

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day you're still mad.

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Still pissed yeah.

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And Brian's like I've given you many many quarters since then I haven't bought you a

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six pack of Mr. Pimp and what do you do you bring a shirt that says F this job and F Brian.

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I'm Brian.

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So he gives him seven quarters and then Brian Zach just leaves and I'm like what the what

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the fuck that's some real shit because the person would do that they would blame someone

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else for some shit that has nothing to do with them you just see it every day just because

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they're your boss or something you're like what the fuck because F this job and F Brian

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the way Trevor said F I'm Brian why would you have me.

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So he's giving this man like fucking I guess now he's giving like fucking hundreds of quarters

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at this point is what it sounds like.

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Like hundreds of dollars worth.

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Yeah and like he's bought him a six pack of Mr. Pimp what the fuck are you so mad about.

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And like he's like please change it please as Zach is leaving Trevor's like please turn

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your shirt inside out and Zach flips him off on the way out.

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So I guess he I don't know he doesn't fucking blames Brian for losing the quarters on a

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Mr. Pimp.

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I could say that is something that would actually happen in real life though.

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But yeah probably just some random like his anger for no reason.

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All right episode 10 the final episode of the season we have Darren and he's a news

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anchor and he's like they're following a report of a bank robbery and a high speed chase on

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the highway and the helicopter driver reporter is Trevor and he's following the car and he's

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like oh this is insane like the guy's going 80 miles an hour he's weaving in and out of

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traffic like a regular news report right.

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Yeah.

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And then he gets quiet like that's it's a baritone.

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And he sees his wife's car on the highway which is impossible because his wife said

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that she was going out of town to visit her grandma for some birthday or something right.

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So he's like he starts having like like on the phone on the news they just have it like

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oh I can't believe once a cheater a whole easy cheater I guess.

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And so Darren tries to cut the feed right.

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And Trevor flips out I don't you cut this feed cut this feed I'll slam this fucking

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helicopter into the news station.

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You know I will.

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He's like damn it.

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So they keep the feed on right.

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And then Trevor calls his wife and he's like are you doing all right.

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And he goes under his breath like he calls like how are you doing you bitch.

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And she's like what.

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I said how are you doing honey.

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And they're talking right.

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And she's like how's your grandma.

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And she's like she's fine.

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Put her on.

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Put her on the phone.

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So she somehow the segues into not putting her on the phone right.

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She's like oh I got to go I got to do all this and then he's like I love you Meredith.

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And she's like okay.

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It's like Meredith.

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Meredith I love you.

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She's like oh hey bye.

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She hangs up on him.

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He is just fucking tweaking at this point.

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He's like seven years of sobriety down the drain.

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You hear him open up a bottle of beer and a little can of beer and a little fucking compression

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breath.

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He starts fucking drinking.

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And then Meredith calls Darren at the at the anchor table and you find out that they're

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the ones cheating together.

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And she's like I think he suspects something.

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He says yeah he suspects but he's fucking following you in the helicopter.

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And this kid ends with him fucking slamming the helicopter into the fucking Meredith's

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car.

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And him yelling.

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Right before Trevor slams like hits her he yells Admiral Ackbar from Star Wars.

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It just blows his car to the ground.

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Instead of Allahu Akbar.

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The Admiral Ackbar from yeah the fucking fish guy from Star Wars.

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Yeah.

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Because I think that's why he yelled something like that right before his fucking ship blew

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up or something.

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I was going to say you know what the Allahu Akbar is right.

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Yeah I know the whole thing.

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The whole race is or not race but the whole terrorist bullshit.

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See that's why it's funnier if he was saying the name of the guy.

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Yeah Star Wars.

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Because he was trying to say what they say but he doesn't know the actual words.

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Maybe or maybe just some Star Wars thing.

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I was hoping.

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Unless they were making a play on the terrorist yell.

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But I don't think so.

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But he was saying a different name instead of saying what they actually say.

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Yeah.

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Because he doesn't know what the actual words are so he just goes with whatever sounds closest.

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So basically the skit ends with like the skit ends after he hits her with the helicopter

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because you never see any of it.

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It's all vocal.

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Yeah.

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It's all audio.

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It goes back to Darren.

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He's all fucking like oh shit.

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Well she's dead and so is he.

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And then it cuts to like the movie of the week and it goes to Timmy and he's like some

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bullshit invisible dog movie.

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And that's how the skit ends.

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Something that has been like it's completely.

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And she's not even like she's like because he's playing a girl.

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And he's just like fully into it.

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It's great like doing all those dog puns.

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Yeah.

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Like pause the movie.

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I give it four pause up.

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And it's like completely like disassociated with the fucking horror that just happened

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of a man just killing his wife and himself.

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Like she didn't even hear her.

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I don't know why she did not like even register.

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You know what I mean?

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Like if it was just a regular fucking news story or news segment.

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I'm like what the fuck.

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I guess I made it a little bit funny because like Darren's on the other side just like

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fucking shocked look on his face.

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While she's over there giving her review.

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Yeah this shitty movie.

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I can see that really on a news station now.

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They just ignore.

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They just skip it.

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Yeah.

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Alright.

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Go straight from that to something that nobody cares about really.

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Unless you want to see fucking invisible dog.

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Yeah.

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So that is season three.

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We got two left.

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So four episodes of The Wise Kid You Know left.

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It's going to be the end of an era.

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Hey you know what's good is that even though we're what season three.

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In the season three.

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There's still funny skits within the show.

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Like they didn't kind of fall off.

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Like some of the other kind of.

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It actually got better with the more like more freedom I guess.

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Yeah.

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You know what I mean though.

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Like Saturday Alive.

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I started off decently funny kind of went downhill.

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Like it just there was never that same level of comedy in it.

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I think it's hard for that because that's just been around for a long time since the

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70s.

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I know that's what I'm saying though.

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Like even though that was around for what five seasons.

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Like I don't know even Mad TV there's a couple of seasons that weren't necessarily that funny.

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Or peak.

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Yeah.

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But this at least is kind of at least sustaining.

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Consistently.

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Like there's a certain level of.

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There's one season four that really the first time I actually like.

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I remember those two these scenes right.

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But there's one I see the four that I've never seen before.

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And I actually burst out laughing for the first time.

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I was like it was just so weird.

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I'll get into that one when it's time.

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Is it going to be in the first half or the second half.

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I can't remember where it was.

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I just watched all ten of them in a row.

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Okay.

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And for anybody that still complains about the the widest kids you know.

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Where you can watch all these episodes for free on YouTube.

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On YouTube.

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And to YouTube?

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Yeah.

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Cool.

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Every episode's on there.

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By the way Tubi's raised their fucking.

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They haven't raised their prices because it's free right.

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Yeah.

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They sure raised their commercials.

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Yeah they did.

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It's like six out of six now.

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My god.

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And each one's like almost two minutes.

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Well 30 seconds but that's basically.

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You've been getting darned.

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I've been getting two minute what?

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You must be watching some good shows.

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I'm watching the absolute bottom of the barrel.

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Where they don't care about the revenue for it.

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Watch this little marijuana minutes.

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Oh god.

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Yeah that's definitely one of the bottom of the barrel.

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Where it didn't take much production cost to make it.

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Oh it's an indie movie.

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Oh okay.

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So see that's why.

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I watched a lot of like I watched a lot of obscure stuff because you never know what

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you might find some gems.

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Yeah.

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Love dealing with that.

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Or some unexpected nudity which is always the best.

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You're like hell no.

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I was in this movie called Mrs. Dalloway.

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Boring as fuck.

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And Cersei's in it.

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You know Lena Headey.

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Yeah.

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And she for some reason she's like hanging out with her.

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It's set like in the right after World War I I think.

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So you know like oldish.

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And it's set in England.

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And it goes back.

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It shows this woman as an old woman.

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Then she goes back and shows her as a young woman.

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Right.

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Like and all the and as well as all the people that she knew.

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And because they're the main story at the beginning or the main story for the old woman

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is a dinner party for everybody.

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And then I don't know what the main story of the flashbacks were.

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Because I wasn't really paying attention.

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I told you it's one of those long slogs.

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And at one point Lena Headey says like oh she's having a sleepover with her friend.

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And she's like oh I forgot my hairbrush or something in the bathroom right.

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You dare me to go get it.

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And she fucking strips butt naked like this.

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And I'm like what?

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Let me go back.

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So basically she dares to she just dares herself to go get it butt ass naked.

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Her hairbrush.

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It's a little dark.

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You only really see like just one breast real quick and her ass.

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And she's running down this long ass hallway.

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This old lady a maid in the building or a maid in the house comes out of one of the

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side doors right.

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And she's like what the fuck.

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The butt ass naked girl walking through here.

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A 22 year old Lena Headey.

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I can't remember.

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But yeah stuff like that.

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You never know.

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You catch some titty.

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So watch everything.

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There might be a random boo somewhere.

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Yeah.

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It would be the whole reason to watch the movie again.

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It was just a random like I guess I can guarantee.

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Well I know it's a book right Mrs. Dalloway.

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And I'm a big reader so I read everything.

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And so I want to see if that's in the book or they just like can we show some titty in

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this movie.

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Just to liven it up a little bit.

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Or you get the reverse.

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In the book it goes into a lot more graphic detail.

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You can get either way on that.

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I guess that's true.

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It might be like even more graphic.

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Like the scenes in Stephen King's It.

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Where they gang bang at the end.

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Good geez I'm glad they didn't add it to the movie.

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Oh lord.

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That's one of the funniest things is that I don't care about the politics of Stephen

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King whatsoever.

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But every time he says something it's always funny whenever you see the comment.

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So what about It?

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What about the gang bang scene?

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Hey man cocaine's a hell of a drug all right.

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I just find it funny that there's that one thing that you can find from a lot of artists

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where it's like so what about that one time.

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I want to know why that was the editor was like you're right Stephen King that's what

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we need.

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I know.

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And I'm like bro you're fucking insane.

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Or the question is.

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They're fucking 11 years old.

490
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:01,760
The question is though is that do they even read it at that point?

491
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:04,440
Does that just show that the publisher never read it?

492
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:06,920
They have to because they always have to go through like their typos and stuff.

493
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:07,920
I've seen a book with.

494
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:08,920
Who overlooked it?

495
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:09,920
Or who liked it?

496
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:11,920
I don't think anyone overlooked it.

497
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:14,960
I think that's a go right there.

498
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:18,200
It must have been Jared Fogle from Subway.

499
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:19,680
He must have been the editor.

500
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:21,240
He's like I love that shit.

501
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:24,640
I need more of that.

502
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:28,280
That was a horrible scene.

503
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:32,560
Something that you don't want to see in like adult writing.

504
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:38,120
Like it'd be different if a kid wrote it as you know like a kid.

505
00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:39,120
It still wouldn't be.

506
00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:40,720
That'd be not something we would think about.

507
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,200
I would hope not.

508
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:43,680
They wouldn't write that.

509
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:44,680
Now for the gangbang.

510
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:45,680
I'm 12 years old.

511
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:46,680
I mean like what?

512
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:54,080
Hey look last week in Reddit we found a 13 year old that created a butt plug out of Legos.

513
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:55,080
So we think.

514
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:56,080
We don't know if that's true or not.

515
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:59,480
Could be some 45 year old man telling us a story.

516
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:01,920
Could be but I don't know.

517
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:02,920
Might not be.

518
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:03,920
I was 13.

519
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:04,920
Bullshit you were 45.

520
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:05,920
Oh what if.

521
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:10,280
You're telling what he did last week.

522
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:13,200
Yeah retelling it in the frame of a childhood story.

523
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:14,560
Because he's a creep.

524
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:16,040
Yeah I can see that.

525
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:18,040
That could definitely make some sense.

526
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:21,240
It's hard to verify a story like life stories because unless you're there you don't really

527
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:22,240
know.

528
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:24,120
Yeah look you told me a story earlier.

529
00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:25,120
It's like it wouldn't make.

530
00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:26,120
Oh you wouldn't be believable.

531
00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:27,120
Exactly.

532
00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:33,320
If you guys wonder what the story was I'll tell you me and my cousin went to go eat at

533
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:34,600
this burger place right.

534
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:37,840
I had come to his house and we went.

535
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:40,440
We left my house at his house.

536
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:45,200
I left my car at his house and we drove in his car and to the burger place and we're

537
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:46,880
like I'm like cool I'm starving.

538
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:51,360
I just got off work and I was fucking dead hungry and we're pulling in.

539
00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:54,640
I'm like why are we pulling into the mechanics place and he's like oh I'm gonna drop my

540
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:59,160
car off and I'm thinking cool you drop your car off.

541
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:00,800
When we're done eating we'll pick it up right.

542
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:02,760
And he's like no I'm gonna drop it off overnight.

543
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:05,800
And I almost had a fucking nervous breakdown.

544
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:08,160
I'm like what the fuck are you talking about.

545
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,140
We are miles away from your house.

546
00:26:10,140 --> 00:26:11,960
Why the fuck didn't you say we were gonna drop your car off.

547
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:13,640
I could have followed you and mine.

548
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,440
He's like oh yeah that would have been a good idea.

549
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:20,640
And so we end up leaving his fucking car there because he doesn't want to fucking take it

550
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:22,680
because it's fucking acting up.

551
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:28,040
And so we go eat burgers and then we get out and then we have to leave the car there.

552
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:32,480
And so we call everybody and his phone was dead and mine was at 3% and I had an old iPhone

553
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:35,920
5c and so it didn't hold the charge for more than 45 seconds.

554
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:39,080
And so it was at 3% and we were calling everybody.

555
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:43,320
We called one cousin and this was like 5 or 6 o'clock in the afternoon right.

556
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:45,880
We called one cousin and he's like if you guys are still there by 9 or 10 I'll go pick

557
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:46,880
you up.

558
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:50,880
I'm like 9 or 10 what the fuck are you talking about.

559
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:55,040
And so just a level of stupidity to this day.

560
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:59,320
I was actually angry when we started the podcast just reminiscing the story.

561
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:02,560
So we ended up getting picked up by his mom like an hour and a half later.

562
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:10,040
Like 730, 8 o'clock at night we're just sitting on a bench outside of Walmart.

563
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:14,680
To preface this if anybody knows Oklahoma this is a Walmart off of Reno Avenue where

564
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:17,600
there are homeless people everywhere.

565
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:20,360
Like think of like a zombie horde.

566
00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:21,360
The horde.

567
00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:23,020
The horde.

568
00:27:23,020 --> 00:27:24,020
So you got lucky.

569
00:27:24,020 --> 00:27:25,020
I didn't get lucky.

570
00:27:25,020 --> 00:27:29,480
I had a milkshake that I ate my like destroyed my asshole to.

571
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:32,520
They were like you want that milkshake to go?

572
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:38,840
I'm like hell yeah and I ate it and my stomach was fucking rolling.

573
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:40,320
The whole situation was dumb as fuck.

574
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:47,240
I'm like why the fuck didn't you just say so so we could have driven behind you.

575
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:48,560
What goes on in people's heads sometimes.

576
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:53,960
So that's why I say there's things that you wouldn't believe that do happen to me.

577
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:57,240
There's a lot of things that happen that you would never believe.

578
00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:01,600
Yeah I guess that's true.

579
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:03,480
Alright what you got for us?

580
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:04,480
What do I have huh?

581
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:05,480
From our fucking rage.

582
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:08,480
We like this stuff.

583
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:12,400
Alright we got two different things today.

584
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:18,880
We have our normal breakdown that we'll do after this and we have our character spotlight

585
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:19,880
as normal.

586
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:25,960
Today the character spotlight that we have is DC Comics Etrigan the demon.

587
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:30,960
So basically Etrigan son of the demon Belial was summoned by the wizard Merlin his half

588
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:36,600
brother unable to gain the creature's secrets he bonds the demon with Jason blood.

589
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:38,520
A knight in King Arthur's Camelot.

590
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:40,320
Oh so he's that old?

591
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:43,080
Yeah he's really really old.

592
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:46,680
This renders Jason immortal.

593
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:50,040
Which he alternately considers either a penance or a curse.

594
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:53,300
He doesn't look at it as a benefit.

595
00:28:53,300 --> 00:28:59,680
So in modern times Jason blood resurfaces as a prominent demonologist in Gotham City.

596
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:03,900
Jason is called to the crypt of Merlin and discovers a poem that causes him to switch

597
00:29:03,900 --> 00:29:05,800
places with Etrigan.

598
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,960
And then he appears to transform into Etrigan.

599
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:14,960
To this misfortune he is followed by the long-lived Morgan Le Fay who lusts for Merlin's secrets.

600
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:17,600
That leads to Etrigan's first major battle.

601
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:21,920
Over the years Etrigan both clashes with and occasionally aids Earth's heroes guided by

602
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:26,560
his own whims and Jason's attempts to turn his infernal power to good use.

603
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:33,360
So since he was a knight in Camelot he still has some chivalry of wanting to do good even

604
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:37,680
though Etrigan does not give a fuck the entire time he doesn't give a fuck.

605
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:43,520
It'd be funny like this was a school bus right it's like teetering over a bridge and Jason

606
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:50,200
bloods like we gotta save these children and Jason's like man fuck those kids.

607
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:54,640
Sometime after his first appearance Etrigan begins speaking in rhyme due to a promotion

608
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:55,640
in hell.

609
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:58,640
I bet you like at the first read the writer's like hell yeah and then after like a couple

610
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:01,160
like six or seven issues the writer's like fuck.

611
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:04,480
I'm having to write it in iron.

612
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:05,480
Fuck.

613
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:07,400
You fucked yourself over man.

614
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:08,920
All because of the promotion of hell.

615
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:10,760
I'm like man god damn.

616
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:14,680
Be like racking my brain trying to rhyme for every kid.

617
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:17,280
You probably see him talk less and laugh.

618
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:20,160
He just can't do it no more.

619
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:21,160
Writing in limericks.

620
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:24,920
I better burn myself out.

621
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:30,320
Though he is not limited to rhyme he leads the forces of hell on the great battle against

622
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:34,720
the great evil beast and is in brief contact with the entity and its questions about his

623
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:37,440
nature he barely survives the attempt.

624
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:44,000
His high rank would also see him guide dream of the endless from hell's gates to lucifer.

625
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,880
So during the whole sandman series.

626
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:47,680
He was in sandman?

627
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:48,680
Okay.

628
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:53,880
Yeah but he's one of the ones that leads dream to lucifer.

629
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:58,320
Sometime after this Jason blood and Glenda mark attempt to separate him and Etrigan.

630
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:02,960
An event which leads to bloods ally Harry Matthews being devoured and later turned into

631
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:04,840
a pillow by Belial.

632
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:05,840
Jeez.

633
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:06,840
Yeah.

634
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:07,840
At the end of these things.

635
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:10,800
Yeah a pillow and a college dormitory.

636
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:14,040
That woman will ride the hell out of you.

637
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:16,120
Be a bunch of dudes.

638
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:18,320
Dormitory or a college sorority.

639
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:19,800
You said dormitory though.

640
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:20,800
Fuck.

641
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:24,320
They're gonna fucking put me like gonna fucking squeeze me and sick they're taking me to

642
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:25,320
a private life.

643
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:26,320
Exactly.

644
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:27,320
You fucked yourself on that one.

645
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,320
They have to be a fraternity wouldn't they?

646
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:30,320
Yeah.

647
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:33,640
But you just said dormitory that could be dude or women.

648
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:35,720
Guess I gotta swing both ways.

649
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:36,720
I'm a pillow.

650
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:42,640
You get fucked and then you get wrote.

651
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:45,380
At the end of these events Etrigan and blood are separated.

652
00:31:45,380 --> 00:31:49,960
Both begin to age and during the event known as Cosmic Odyssey they are reunited.

653
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:54,640
After the re-merging a relationship between blood and Etrigan becomes even more contiguous

654
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:59,400
drawn to hell by the archfiend Astaroth.

655
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:02,560
Etrigan stops Astarastra if I can even talk again.

656
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:09,720
Astarastra's attempt to sacrifice Glinda Mark, Randu Singh and Merlin and blood himself.

657
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:13,000
In hell blood and Etrigan were at the time separated.

658
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:19,960
Etrigan followed these events by overthrowing the leaders of hell Lucifer, Belial and Beelzebub

659
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:24,360
and taking the symbol of authority in hell the crown of thorns for himself.

660
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,560
Crown of horns sorry.

661
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:31,320
Separated from blood via the crown's power and about to destroy him Merlin reminded blood

662
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:32,720
of his own power.

663
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:38,240
Jason blood spoke the incantation and re-merged with Etrigan and they were drawn back to earth.

664
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:44,360
There he fought Lobo, Clareon the witch boy and his gang and was drawn into the realm

665
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:50,440
beyond where he met the thing that cannot die and was reunited with his older brother

666
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:51,440
Lord scapegoat.

667
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:53,480
Is it a brother?

668
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:54,480
Lord scapegoat.

669
00:32:54,480 --> 00:33:00,320
Remember in the Hellboy and Hell series and you found out that Hellboy was the son of

670
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:07,640
I guess Satan and on his mother's side he's actually the last descendant of King Arthur.

671
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:10,160
So Hellboy is actually the rightful heir to England.

672
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:11,160
Really?

673
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:12,160
Or the rightful king to England yeah.

674
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,160
He can wield Excalibur.

675
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:15,160
Oh really?

676
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:18,840
And the brothers his brothers on his dad's side meet up with him like well if it isn't

677
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:22,120
the favorite son or son they beat the hell out of him.

678
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:26,840
So he has to fight his whole fucking family down there in hell.

679
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:31,880
That was a great writing like making him one side the son of Satan so like one of the princes

680
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:36,400
of hell and then on the other side the last descendant of King Arthur is a fucking wild

681
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:37,400
idea.

682
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:38,400
Yeah.

683
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:42,300
To where he's both good and evil in one.

684
00:33:42,300 --> 00:33:46,360
Just that one guy that's you know always like one side of the family is the other.

685
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:48,680
Hey everybody's got that side of the family.

686
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:49,680
Yeah.

687
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:52,360
Which like you got the evil side and the life-virtuous side.

688
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:57,720
All right upon escape from the realm beyond Etrigan and Blood agreed to work together

689
00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:00,800
and teamed up with Batman and Robin against the Howler.

690
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:04,560
Soon after Etrigan was chosen as political candidate for president of the United States

691
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:09,320
and nearly seceded and securing a Republican nomination from George HW Bush.

692
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:13,320
Maybe a random issue.

693
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:14,320
Yeah.

694
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:17,320
I threw you off a little bit.

695
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:19,560
Maybe a little bit.

696
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:23,480
After his political run he attempted to gain Superman's endorsement but was denied it.

697
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:27,080
I say no I'm apolitical.

698
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:31,360
When Jason Blood's daughter was born he decided to destroy Etrigan and hired hitman Tommy

699
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:33,340
Monago to help him.

700
00:34:33,340 --> 00:34:36,960
After a battle against both Merlin and Etrigan the two of them rescued the baby and Blood

701
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:41,440
was able to steal Etrigan's heart essentially neutralizing him and binding him to Jason's

702
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:42,440
will.

703
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:45,960
At the end of the battle Jason left the child Catherine Mark with his mother or with her

704
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:48,080
mother Glenda Mark.

705
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:51,560
Catherine told Glenda before he had left take care of our daughter.

706
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:54,480
I think it would be best if she never knew about her father.

707
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:57,680
Blood then skipped out on paying Monago the two million he had promised.

708
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:00,240
You're not getting all child support from eight deuces.

709
00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:02,240
A deuces woman deuces.

710
00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:04,800
And he f**ked it disappears.

711
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:07,720
Etrigan became listless and ceased to rhyme.

712
00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:13,680
With Monago needing an edge against the demon Maulzear he calmed Blood into returning to

713
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:17,640
Gotham and using Etrigan to retrieve the Ace of Winchester's.

714
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:21,480
And I didn't know Dean and Sam were in DC Universe.

715
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:22,800
An anti-demon rifle.

716
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:23,960
There you go.

717
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:25,920
It must be an Easter egg for the series.

718
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:27,400
Probably.

719
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:31,760
From hell all while preparing to face the demonologist to let the monster out.

720
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:33,080
Again it is a gun.

721
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:34,880
Winchester is a gun model.

722
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:37,200
So it might not even be.

723
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:38,760
It's hard to tell actually.

724
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:39,760
With DC and stuff.

725
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:43,880
With just like Easter eggs in general especially when specific names are like so.

726
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:44,880
Ubiquitous.

727
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:48,240
The f**king Winchester like you got the famous supernatural characters.

728
00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:50,600
But then you have the extremely famous gun too.

729
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:51,600
The Winchester.

730
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:52,600
It's like god dang so which one is it?

731
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:56,440
I'd go with the fact that it's probably just a play on both of them.

732
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:57,440
Could be.

733
00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:01,200
The gun and the you know the supernatural Easter egg.

734
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:06,000
Despite the risk that Etrigan would kill him in vengeance Monago traded Etrigan his heart

735
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,920
for the Ace of Winchester's.

736
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:08,920
Once more forcing.

737
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:11,120
Winchester it has to be yeah because it's two Winchesters.

738
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:12,120
Ace of Winchester's.

739
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,520
So it has to be the the supernatural.

740
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:15,720
Oh boy.

741
00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:19,440
Once more forcing blood to have the full burden of their merging and returning Etrigan to

742
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:20,560
his full strength.

743
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:23,960
Though Etrigan reneged on the deal and tried to kill Monago anyway.

744
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:24,960
I don't remember.

745
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:25,960
What if.

746
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:28,160
They'd be surprised that the deal actually went through smoothly.

747
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:30,080
They'd be like oh okay.

748
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:34,600
So you you give me like you know fame and fortune and I give you my son and then they

749
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:39,640
actually have it right and the devil's like oh that was okay.

750
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:44,080
And like the guy that got the deal too is like oh yeah I did get to be like I would

751
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:46,880
like to be like all right make me rich and famous and then when I die you can have my

752
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:51,120
soul and the demon's like bad and then when you're like a hundred and seven years old

753
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:52,120
that he like I'm here.

754
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,440
So go home and like you die right.

755
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:57,720
You had your whole life he didn't like come at you like two years later.

756
00:36:57,720 --> 00:36:59,920
The way they did in like supernatural.

757
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:00,920
Right.

758
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:03,040
They always had that little fine print somewhere.

759
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:07,400
Like no like a like a solid fool like you had like your own demon lawyer looking over

760
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:10,400
like yeah this looks pretty good okay.

761
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:12,800
So the deal is actually like upheld for real.

762
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:18,600
And like Johnny Blaze whenever he made the deal with Mephisto or was it was it Mephisto?

763
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:21,240
I don't know.

764
00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:22,240
For Ghost Rider.

765
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:24,120
Oh I don't actually it had to be.

766
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:25,600
I think it was Mephisto wasn't it?

767
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:26,600
Shit I don't know.

768
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:27,600
Because there is no Lucifer in.

769
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:28,600
No.

770
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:34,000
Or I take that back I think there is a Lucifer in Marvel but I think Mephisto is the more

771
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:38,240
prominent one out of like the the demons that there are in.

772
00:37:38,240 --> 00:37:42,280
There's that one story you that comic book you let me borrow one time where this truck

773
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:46,080
driver makes a deal with a devil that was going to take a baby that if he could drink

774
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:47,480
like eight cans of fucking gasoline.

775
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:48,480
Oh yeah.

776
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:49,480
I was like god dang.

777
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:51,120
Oh I need to find that one again.

778
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:55,280
He fucking drank like eight fucking cans of gasoline or motor oil.

779
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:57,120
And then he got lit on fire.

780
00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:58,120
And he fucking did he?

781
00:37:58,120 --> 00:37:59,120
Yeah.

782
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:00,120
He just died.

783
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:01,120
No he got lit on fire after that.

784
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:02,120
But she didn't take the baby so the deal is a deal.

785
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:03,120
Yep.

786
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:04,120
I'll have to find.

787
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:05,120
That was a good story.

788
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:06,120
I'll have to find that book again.

789
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:07,120
I know which one you're talking about.

790
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:08,120
I can picture it.

791
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:09,760
I can't remember what the title of it was.

792
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:12,360
Cause he was all fucking had that like that dizzy symbol over his head because he was

793
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:14,880
fucked up from that motor oil.

794
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:16,880
Just over there drinking fucking gas.

795
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:19,040
I like the fact that he didn't try to fight it right.

796
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:20,040
Yeah.

797
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:21,040
He was just an old trucker.

798
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:22,480
He was you know he would never be the actual demon.

799
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:23,480
Right.

800
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:26,720
So he's like fuck it if I can drink these fucking cans of gas like I don't know how

801
00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:28,160
many was but he drank a lot of them.

802
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:29,160
Yeah.

803
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:32,000
Like you can't keep it like it's one of those things where you like it's not it's more cerebral.

804
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,000
Right.

805
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,360
Instead of just physical combat which I like.

806
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:36,360
I can find that one.

807
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:38,640
He's just like a brr brr brr and he just fucking dies.

808
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:40,800
Cause if I can find it we'll talk about it.

809
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:41,800
Yeah cool.

810
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:43,920
If I can find the actual story to it.

811
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:44,920
Alright.

812
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:49,080
Despite Blood's own doubts about himself whenever the Justice League vanished during their attempt

813
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:53,600
to rescue Aquaman from the past, Batman's emergency program designed to assemble a substitute

814
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:56,040
Justice League in the event that the originals were killed.

815
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:57,520
Fucking B-Team.

816
00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:59,520
Selected Blood as the team's magic expert.

817
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:03,200
A pre-recorded message Batman had left for Blood assuring the Sorcerer that he would

818
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:08,320
not give Etrigan the keys to the watchtower unless he was able to unless he was certain

819
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:10,280
that he could be controlled.

820
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:13,640
While working with the team Jason spent some time reinforcing the watchtower's magical

821
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:17,400
defenses during the subsequent fight with Gemma-Nay?

822
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,400
Hang on.

823
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:20,400
Gemma-Mna?

824
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:21,400
Gemma-Mna?

825
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:24,520
I guess is the way you pronounce it.

826
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:28,080
Jason sacrificed himself to freeze Atana from her control.

827
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:33,000
Although he later escaped its spell its quagmire spell thanks to the Martian Manticore's telepathy

828
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,000
pumping.

829
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,000
Giggity.

830
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,000
Giggity.

831
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,000
Giggity.

832
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,000
That's kind of what it reminds me of.

833
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:41,840
You're probably in his transformation into Etrigan.

834
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:46,680
The crisis resolved Jason handed his duties as the League's magic expert over to Monito

835
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:47,680
Raita.

836
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:48,680
Bullshit.

837
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:49,680
These are duties.

838
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:50,680
You nasty motherfuckers.

839
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:54,880
What if it's like a literal demon so if you like I accept these duties and he just gives

840
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:58,320
you a actual bunch of bullshit.

841
00:39:58,320 --> 00:39:59,320
But what the fuck.

842
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:02,760
I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and he brings a fucking horse carcass.

843
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:05,120
You're like you motherfucker.

844
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:07,440
I can't say shit around you.

845
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:08,440
You literal asshole.

846
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:11,800
And he's like no I'm not actually a literal asshole sir.

847
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:12,800
I'm a full being.

848
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:13,800
Like oh you know what I mean.

849
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:17,480
You an asshole that follows literal metaphors.

850
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:22,480
Because if you call him a literal asshole he'd be like what no I'm not.

851
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:24,800
Because he wouldn't actually be a literal asshole.

852
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:32,600
Right but like where he takes everything that you say literally.

853
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:36,480
The crisis resolved Jason handed his duties as League's magic expert.

854
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:39,080
Now I can't get over it.

855
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:41,920
Who gave it to who?

856
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:44,200
He gave it to Jason gave it to Monito Raven.

857
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:47,560
So he just gives him a fucking bag of shit.

858
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:50,160
Newly arrived in the present before departing.

859
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:51,160
Departing.

860
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:54,640
He just leaves it at their house with a bag of shit.

861
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:57,840
Lights it on fire.

862
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:01,520
The series Blood of the Demon plotted and drawn by John Bearon and scripted by Will

863
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:07,240
Pfeiffer began in May 2005, Etrigan apparently loses the restrictions imposed upon him by

864
00:41:07,240 --> 00:41:11,000
the wizard Merlin which turned him from evil.

865
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,360
Caused by his murder.

866
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:17,000
At the exact moment he was transformed from his human self Jason Blood into his demon

867
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,000
self.

868
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:22,040
It turns out that the incident has resulted in Jason Blood being able to exert some will

869
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:24,240
over Etrigan's violent nature.

870
00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:27,260
Whereas previously the two remained separate.

871
00:41:27,260 --> 00:41:29,400
Only one existing at a time.

872
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:33,000
Blood of the Demon ended in issue number 17 in July of 2006 though.

873
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,040
I think that show the Brail of Batman brave the bold.

874
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:41,160
They had a good characterization of estrogen if I remember.

875
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:42,160
Estrogen.

876
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:43,160
My bad.

877
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:44,160
Estrogen.

878
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:46,160
I guess the G's a little bit.

879
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:47,520
It's spelled the same.

880
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:50,280
It almost smells in my head.

881
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:51,280
But estrogen.

882
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:54,280
I guess it would.

883
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:56,160
There is no S at the beginning.

884
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:57,160
There's not.

885
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:58,160
Etra.

886
00:41:58,160 --> 00:41:59,160
Etra.

887
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:00,160
Oh yeah I guess at the end.

888
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:01,160
You said estrogen.

889
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:06,760
But Etrigan he has like a good characterization in Batman brave the bold.

890
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:07,760
Yeah.

891
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:08,760
I think they make them rhyme all the time.

892
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:09,760
Yes they do.

893
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:10,760
Like in limerick.

894
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:11,760
Yeah.

895
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:15,200
I think Shakespeare.

896
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:18,960
So Etrigan later attempts to use the trident of Lucifer to take control of hell.

897
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:24,880
A makeshift shadow pack team successfully takes the trident from him and flees to the

898
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:27,120
supernatural oblivion bar.

899
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:29,960
Etrigan follows and battles the team inside the bar.

900
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:34,720
He is petrified with magic pistols and used as a hat rack before being returned to normal

901
00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:35,720
by sunrise.

902
00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:36,720
Damn they fuck him off.

903
00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:38,160
They turn him into a hat rack.

904
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:39,160
Yeah.

905
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:44,720
Like a petrified version of himself and then they just hang their shit on him.

906
00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:49,720
Etrigan takes part in the war for control of hell on the behalf of Neron dueling blue

907
00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:50,840
devil.

908
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:56,360
Later during the effects of the magic drug satanus has infested hell with he was transformed

909
00:42:56,360 --> 00:43:00,400
into a soulless physical human a perfect duplicate of Jason blood.

910
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:04,400
Blood meanwhile has taken steps to interfere with any possible attempts of Etrigan's to

911
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:05,400
reemerge.

912
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:08,640
Because he doesn't want to reemerge with him.

913
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:14,240
During the blackest night event though blood's body is possessed by dead man who invokes

914
00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:19,720
Etrigan's transformation using his flames to hold back the black lanterns.

915
00:43:19,720 --> 00:43:23,480
Etrigan briefly appears in the prelude to the JLA JSA crossover during the brightest

916
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:24,720
day event.

917
00:43:24,720 --> 00:43:29,160
Etrigan travels to Germany to find a crashed meteorite that contains an unconscious jade

918
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:32,680
and confronts the Justice League after attacking a squad of German superheroes.

919
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:35,760
Not Zenazis either.

920
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:38,440
German superheroes.

921
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:39,440
Super soldiers.

922
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:43,360
See how that's a little weird.

923
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:49,000
He mocks the league by claiming they are inferior they are an inferior team of substitutes but

924
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:53,820
is ultimately defeated by Donna Troy using her lasso of persuasion to force him back

925
00:43:53,820 --> 00:43:55,880
into Jason blood's form.

926
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:59,960
Not lasso of truth lasso of persuasion.

927
00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:03,360
Jason apologizes for the trouble he caused and departs from the scene but not before

928
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:08,520
warning Batman and his teammates that the meteorite possesses supernatural qualities.

929
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:12,380
The meteor is later revealed to be Starheart a legendary entity that has the power to possess

930
00:44:12,380 --> 00:44:15,240
metahumans with magical or elemental abilities.

931
00:44:15,240 --> 00:44:20,880
Which we talked about before the Starheart with Alan Scott the green lantern.

932
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:25,320
Oh he didn't have an actual green lantern he had like a special.

933
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:28,040
Yeah I think that was part of that.

934
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:32,000
Etrigan is shown aiding the JLA during the mission into hell where he helps Hawkman defeat

935
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,340
the demonic beast.

936
00:44:33,340 --> 00:44:38,160
He also was the guide to the secret six in their trip to hell and led Catman to see the

937
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:39,620
fate of his father.

938
00:44:39,620 --> 00:44:43,240
All the while amused at the confusion and pain they were suffering as a result of their

939
00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:44,240
visit.

940
00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:46,840
That must be a big shitty irregular human in this world.

941
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:48,680
You know hell's real you know heaven's real.

942
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:52,840
The fucking watcher or not the what else the anti-monitor.

943
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:53,840
The monitor.

944
00:44:53,840 --> 00:45:00,200
I'm like god dang I'd be fucking therapy must be fucking at a premium in this world.

945
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:03,880
Just to cope with the reality of like everything is real.

946
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:05,520
Everything in our world that's like suspected.

947
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:06,520
Yeah.

948
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:07,520
It's just real.

949
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:08,520
It's real.

950
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:09,520
That universe yeah.

951
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:12,520
See what I didn't like about that Lucifer show is actually took Michael out of it.

952
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:13,520
Michael the Archangel.

953
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:17,640
They replaced him with a minideel.

954
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:18,640
Like why?

955
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:20,120
Did you change the names here?

956
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:21,120
Maybe they had a reason.

957
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:22,120
That's what I'm saying.

958
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:27,200
I don't know if it was because of rights or something that they couldn't or maybe possible.

959
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:29,040
Then we have him during the new 52.

960
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:30,640
So the psyche part of DC Universe.

961
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:36,400
In the new 52 the 2011 reboot of the DC Comics universe his past and origin were largely

962
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:38,760
changed of course.

963
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:42,540
Before the dark ages Etrigan was a rhyming demon who served Lucifer before leading the

964
00:45:42,540 --> 00:45:44,140
rebellion against him.

965
00:45:44,140 --> 00:45:46,560
Kind of the way Lucifer led a rebellion against him.

966
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:49,480
I was like oh you motherfucking.

967
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:52,120
You think you can do this to me?

968
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:55,120
Those are the downs of Washington training then.

969
00:45:55,120 --> 00:46:00,200
I'll put cases along you motherfuckers.

970
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:06,040
Jason of Norwick had been sent to Camelot as a scribe to Merlin and was growing frustrated

971
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:09,960
with life believing he was meant for greater things than suffering from rages.

972
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:15,000
A prophecy showed that if Jason did not have some sort of quest to force him to heal himself

973
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:18,720
his rage would grow and cause him to kill his love, Madame Xanadu.

974
00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:19,720
Like how they're.

975
00:46:19,720 --> 00:46:20,720
Wait what?

976
00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:21,720
I'm confused.

977
00:46:21,720 --> 00:46:22,720
Yeah.

978
00:46:22,720 --> 00:46:23,720
He has a.

979
00:46:23,720 --> 00:46:24,720
Wait what?

980
00:46:24,720 --> 00:46:28,320
So Jason is not a knight of Camelot the way he was before the new 52.

981
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:29,320
In the new 52 he's a scribe.

982
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:33,760
Well but I don't understand what do you mean he's to heal himself or his rage will be so

983
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:36,920
fucking overwhelming he'll kill his wife or whatever.

984
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:37,920
I'm confused at that.

985
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:38,920
What does that mean?

986
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:43,400
A prophecy showed that if Jason did not have some sort of quest to force him to heal himself

987
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:46,440
basically I guess his mental health.

988
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,000
I guess.

989
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,920
His rage would grow and cause him to kill his love, Madame Xanadu.

990
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:53,760
So how are you Anakin Skywalker?

991
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:55,320
Because he suffers from rages.

992
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:59,480
Yeah man I get mad too I'm not gonna fucking kill my wife.

993
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:04,720
During the fall of Camelot Merlin bonded Etrigan to Jason in an attempt to provide this quest

994
00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:05,840
for him.

995
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:07,080
But thanks bro.

996
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:10,840
Now immortal Jason and Etrigan came to an agreement and share their existence.

997
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:14,880
Madame Xanadu began traveling with Jason only to find Etrigan had now begun falling for

998
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:18,560
her as well and would slaughter innocents if he thought that she and Jason were happy

999
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:19,560
together.

1000
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:24,880
To placate the demon she pretended to be in love with him and uh cuck holding Jason.

1001
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:25,880
Damn girl.

1002
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:26,880
You're doing too much.

1003
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:31,280
It's funny because when I read the research they actually use the word cuck holding.

1004
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:34,280
Cuck holding yeah.

1005
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:39,160
It's funny that it's so ubiquitous in our nomenclature now that you can actually use

1006
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:40,160
the word cuck.

1007
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:46,680
Over the centuries Jason began known as Jason O the Blood and Etrigan continued to practice

1008
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:47,840
his rhymes.

1009
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:52,960
By the dark ages he and Etrigan began this uh became the center of a ragtag team of adventurers

1010
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:54,640
the Demon Knights.

1011
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:59,080
Jason and Etrigan, Xanadu, Vandal Savage, Shining Knight, the Horsewoman.

1012
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:03,080
It'd be funny if Vandal Savage was just like in every team known to man because he just

1013
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:04,680
has so much time on his hands.

1014
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:06,320
You just see him in every picture.

1015
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:11,920
You see him with the Justice League, the Justice Society, the Green Lanterns, the fucking Shadow

1016
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:12,920
Page.

1017
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:13,920
He's like is that Vandal Savage?

1018
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:14,920
Like where's Waldo?

1019
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:15,920
You'll find Vandal Savage in this picture somewhere.

1020
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:20,920
And then he became a bad guy so it was like the fucking League of Doom.

1021
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:23,920
It's just every team.

1022
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:25,480
The Secret Society.

1023
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:26,960
Every team known to man.

1024
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:30,520
You go you read a you put up a book of Spider-Man you see him in the sinister six like that

1025
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:31,520
Vandal Savage?

1026
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:36,400
He's just in every team there is.

1027
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:49,480
So uh the Horsewoman, Syracan inventor Al-Jabbar, the number in Arabic, and the Amazon Exoristos,

1028
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:51,440
the Exile in Greek.

1029
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:57,040
They first fought Mordru and the Questing Queen's army to a standstill before tasked

1030
00:48:57,040 --> 00:49:01,400
by the city of Al-Saram to return Merlin to life at Avalon.

1031
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:05,200
Etrigan plotted to betray his teammates Sols and Avalon itself to Lucifer and curry his

1032
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:06,200
favor.

1033
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:07,200
Fucked up bro.

1034
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:11,520
While he successfully manipulated the knights into letting hell invade Avalon and secretly

1035
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:16,360
felt guilty about his treatment of Xanadu, he was he was himself captured and used by

1036
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:18,880
the Questing Queen to gain access as well.

1037
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:22,400
Lucifer believed Etrigan had done this deliberately and condemned him.

1038
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:25,080
Outraged the demon refused to serve anyone again.

1039
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:29,440
At the end of the battle Jason was tasked as a member of Avalon Stormwatch but neither

1040
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:39,640
he nor Xanadu wanted to serve Merlin after having Etrigan forced on them again.

1041
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:42,720
Jason vowed to not let the demon out so often.

1042
00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:46,080
In the present Etrigan's body lies buried in London.

1043
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:49,680
It is explained that he was sealed there by his own friends because of his betrayal of

1044
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:55,000
them but magic emanating from it is able to possess persons above, eventually freeing

1045
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:58,720
the demon who promptly attacks Midnighter and Apollo.

1046
00:49:58,720 --> 00:50:02,760
The entire Stormwatch then battles Etrigan but after being defeated he is able to possess

1047
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:04,480
a host and fleas.

1048
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:08,240
During the Trinity War storyline Etrigan is among the superheroes who fill the disturbance

1049
00:50:08,240 --> 00:50:13,560
in the magical plane when Shazam picks up Pandora's Box.

1050
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:19,340
When the timeline of the new 52 features in, Zatanna is romantically involved with Etrigan.

1051
00:50:19,340 --> 00:50:23,080
So she's getting that demon dick.

1052
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:24,080
Which is weird.

1053
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:30,840
The new 52 doesn't fit very well and no wonder it got rebooted again.

1054
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:34,600
Some of the powers that Etrigan has, even among demons, Etrigan is considered to be

1055
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:35,920
extremely powerful.

1056
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:40,560
He was mystically enhanced super strength to a degree that he can stand up against other

1057
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:43,560
powerhouses such as Superman, Wonder Woman and Lobo.

1058
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:44,560
Superman?

1059
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:47,440
I'm actually surprised to know he was that strong.

1060
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:52,360
He has a high degree of resistance to injury and can project hellfire from his body, usually

1061
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:53,720
from his mouth.

1062
00:50:53,720 --> 00:50:55,440
So he has that like demon breath basically.

1063
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:57,640
Sometimes if he gets a tackle bow from his ass.

1064
00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:58,640
Exactly.

1065
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:01,800
Flames just shoot out of his asshole.

1066
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:03,920
He has a very high command of magic.

1067
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:09,000
Other powers include mystically enhanced fangs and claws, enhanced senses, super speed, agility,

1068
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:15,160
telepathy, energy blast and precognition.

1069
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:19,400
His nature basically allows him to enjoy pain as if it were pleasure.

1070
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:22,440
So at that point it's just pleasure.

1071
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:23,440
Sadomasochistic?

1072
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:24,440
Maybe.

1073
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:25,440
Yeah.

1074
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:28,600
Making him generally fearless in the face of combat and torture.

1075
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:29,600
He loves that.

1076
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:30,600
Twist my nipples even harder.

1077
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:31,600
He loves that BDSM.

1078
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:32,600
He revels in it.

1079
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:41,840
His healing factor can handle an incredible amount of damage, allowing him to recover

1080
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:45,960
from wounds that have removed large sections of his body.

1081
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:50,960
He also has pyrokinesis and cryokinesis enabling him to manipulate fire and ice.

1082
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:55,120
He's got one more CDL license.

1083
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:57,440
I would add random shit on that on purpose.

1084
00:51:57,440 --> 00:51:59,840
He also possesses a CDL.

1085
00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:05,200
He can pour cliff drop where he wants to.

1086
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:08,320
Jason Blood on the other hand, which is the other half of Vetrigan.

1087
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:12,280
Jason Blood is a highly skilled hand to hand combatant, including mastery of swordsmanship

1088
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:17,520
because this is pre-New 52 so it was whenever he was still part of the Knights of Camelot.

1089
00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:18,520
So of course he's gonna be.

1090
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:19,520
I don't know what a find it is.

1091
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:22,000
I always wondered about like old martial arts and stuff.

1092
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:25,920
It's very crude because it's being invented at the time, right?

1093
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:27,960
From what I understand, it's actually really-

1094
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:33,360
I wouldn't want to see a boxer from now fight a boxer from 1910 because that boxer from

1095
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:35,920
1910 is a fucking has-be.

1096
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:42,480
It becomes so highly fine tuned like the sports that someone from a different era would not-

1097
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:44,240
they maybe would stand a chance.

1098
00:52:44,240 --> 00:52:51,840
Maybe if it was not that far back like Muhammad Ali and Joe Frazier could redevelop into this

1099
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:57,240
newer, I guess new level of performance.

1100
00:52:57,240 --> 00:53:01,000
But if it was way back, back in the era when it first started, man.

1101
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:04,640
If the football players from back in the 1930s played on the NFL team right now, they'd be

1102
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:06,880
fucking destroyed.

1103
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:11,400
The only thing that I'll push back with that, they also had less safety things back then.

1104
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:12,480
Safety don't matter if you can knock the-

1105
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:16,800
Imagine one of those big motherfuckers from back then playing now.

1106
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:19,000
Remember they used to play with leather helmets.

1107
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:20,240
I'm talking about how big?

1108
00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:21,240
They were giant.

1109
00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:24,880
Size, we had like six foot nine guys, like 400 pounds.

1110
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:26,720
Yeah, they were just as big back then.

1111
00:53:26,720 --> 00:53:32,000
I don't know, maybe one or two, but not like a consistent row of linemen all fucking pushing

1112
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:33,000
600 pounds.

1113
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:37,480
You always had that one or two guy that was like the oddity, like fucking George Washington

1114
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:38,480
being six foot two.

1115
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:39,480
Yeah.

1116
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:40,480
But now that's just normal.

1117
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:41,480
Yeah.

1118
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:43,600
I would be like, man.

1119
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:47,280
I would agree with sports on a lot of things like that, but with swordsmanship, I would

1120
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:50,520
assume it'd probably be better back then and martial arts too.

1121
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:51,520
I don't know.

1122
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:52,520
I don't think so.

1123
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:54,680
And the only reason I say that is because there's a lot of people that still practice

1124
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:56,440
the exact same way they did back then.

1125
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:58,720
I'm going to talk about the training that was different.

1126
00:53:58,720 --> 00:53:59,720
Yeah.

1127
00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:03,640
Like the level of physical abilities, like a higher standard now.

1128
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:05,400
I wouldn't want to go against fucking John Jones.

1129
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:06,640
I don't think anyone in-

1130
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:08,720
No, no, no.

1131
00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:13,040
Not with like mixed martial arts.

1132
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:16,960
Even if it's like something like military level, like Navy SEALs are fucking Navy SEALs.

1133
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:22,120
I don't think an Apache warrior would stand a chance against a Navy SEAL if they fucking

1134
00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:25,000
sniped from 600 miles away.

1135
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,000
Yeah with modern equipment.

1136
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:27,000
Yeah.

1137
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,000
I'm just saying like that's the thing.

1138
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:29,000
Like they got no chance.

1139
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,000
A physical ability though.

1140
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,960
I don't care getting his con coming in from the back and getting his fucking head caved

1141
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:36,000
in by a random fucking Marine.

1142
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:41,760
An RPG just boom, yeah, I got him.

1143
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:46,600
My only point is that like with specific things like swordsmanship, of course they're going

1144
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:50,440
to be better with swords than what we would be now.

1145
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:54,080
Because they had the techniques down, like that's what they grew up with is swords and

1146
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:56,040
daggers and stuff like that.

1147
00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:57,540
We don't have any of that now.

1148
00:54:57,540 --> 00:55:00,000
You might be able to train a little bit, but you're not going to have your entire life

1149
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,720
divested into it the way they would.

1150
00:55:01,720 --> 00:55:03,380
I can beat them.

1151
00:55:03,380 --> 00:55:05,720
Give me like two years of actual specialized training.

1152
00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:08,040
I can beat anyone with a sword.

1153
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:09,040
Back in the day.

1154
00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:10,240
I'm fucking bring them back in a time machine.

1155
00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:12,240
I promise you I'll whip the hell out of them.

1156
00:55:12,240 --> 00:55:13,920
Okay, we'll do that.

1157
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:15,600
In fact, you know what I would do?

1158
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:17,080
I'd fucking turn it over, right?

1159
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:19,280
I wouldn't even need a fucking sword.

1160
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:20,280
I just need a club.

1161
00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:23,760
If I could ring his fucking helmet, he'd be like, oh fuck.

1162
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:26,280
We'll ring the shit out of him with a baton.

1163
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:29,040
He would be dizzy as fuck.

1164
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:30,840
My shit would be padded, right?

1165
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:32,400
For like sound concussion, his would not.

1166
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:35,320
I would knock his fucking ears off.

1167
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:36,320
He'd be like, oh, I can't fuck.

1168
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:37,320
I can't.

1169
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:41,480
Welcome to modern medicine.

1170
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:42,480
Understanding the human body.

1171
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:43,480
Boom.

1172
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:44,480
Hit him again.

1173
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:46,960
You're going to have a bunch of people in the comments saying, oh fuck.

1174
00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:48,920
I ain't wrong.

1175
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:50,240
Look it up.

1176
00:55:50,240 --> 00:55:53,680
If you hit someone with a metal helmet in the head with a fucking like blood object,

1177
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:57,640
I promise you it'll ring the fuck out of them.

1178
00:55:57,640 --> 00:56:02,400
Jason's also adept at magic and is often called upon to act as an advisor or investigator

1179
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:03,960
in occultic matters.

1180
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:06,280
He has limited precognition and telepathy.

1181
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:09,360
Jason is technically immortal due to his connection with the demon, Etrigan.

1182
00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:13,160
He has the combined experiences of Etrigan since he was bonded with the demon.

1183
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:19,000
Jason blood shares all of Etrigan's weaknesses though, which include, uh, like he picks up

1184
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:22,000
a fucking Bible and it fucking cuts his, like burns his hand.

1185
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:23,000
Holy powers.

1186
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:24,000
Well, damn.

1187
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,280
Holy water and iron.

1188
00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:30,080
With his command of magic is strong, while his command of magic is strong, it is considered

1189
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:34,240
to be less than half of his father, Belial and half brother Merlin.

1190
00:56:34,240 --> 00:56:38,280
Additionally, Belial granted the power of Etrigan to both Merlin and another son, Lord

1191
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:39,280
Scapegoat.

1192
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:43,000
Uh, he also is helpless against those with magic strong enough to control him, such as

1193
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,000
Morgan Lafay.

1194
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:49,160
Uh, he is also said to have a strong, uh, frailty for sound effects as well.

1195
00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:51,240
Like venom?

1196
00:56:51,240 --> 00:56:52,240
Kind of, yeah.

1197
00:56:52,240 --> 00:56:53,240
Certain sounds.

1198
00:56:53,240 --> 00:56:55,640
Like kind of with caps and like the comb.

1199
00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:56,640
Yeah.

1200
00:56:56,640 --> 00:57:00,520
So I heard it's like, it's like fucking a fork on a blackboard.

1201
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:03,840
Now I feel bad watching those videos, the cats fucking gagging on a fucking comb.

1202
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:07,720
Cause they, they were in the comb like, like it fucks up their like hearing.

1203
00:57:07,720 --> 00:57:08,720
Yeah.

1204
00:57:08,720 --> 00:57:09,720
I don't like that.

1205
00:57:09,720 --> 00:57:12,320
If it's the equivalency of like a fucking fork on a chalkboard.

1206
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:13,320
Oh.

1207
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:14,320
Like, ah.

1208
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:17,840
The other day I had to move a pallet from the back on to outside, right?

1209
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:20,920
And I, I didn't want to pick it up cause it was all fucking wood and like all fucking

1210
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:21,920
miss formed.

1211
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:26,560
So I slid across and the fucking nail, I was like, ah, I was trying to hold myself.

1212
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:27,560
Fucking teeth in place.

1213
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:30,200
Cause I thought they were going to fucking blow out of my fucking mouth.

1214
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:33,240
I was like, ah, cause for some reason it hurts my front teeth.

1215
00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:34,240
I don't know why.

1216
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:35,240
Yeah.

1217
00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:36,240
It doesn't hurt at all.

1218
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:37,240
Oh, car.

1219
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:38,240
So I'm just like pushing it.

1220
00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:44,480
I'm like, and I'm like, you saw me there about to gag completely.

1221
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:45,480
Yeah.

1222
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:47,920
I'm like, oh, how much faster do I got to slide this way?

1223
00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:51,040
I thought once I got into concrete, it wouldn't, it wouldn't sound even fucking worse.

1224
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:52,040
Yes it does.

1225
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:56,120
I know exactly what you're talking about there.

1226
00:57:56,120 --> 00:57:57,120
Yeah.

1227
00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:58,120
All right.

1228
00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:04,200
Uh, and next up we have, uh, the rest of our deep dive for the, um, the day princes that

1229
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:05,200
we started last.

1230
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:06,200
Hell yeah.

1231
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:08,200
I'm gonna buy me an Xbox and get the Merowind game of the year edition.

1232
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:11,200
I've been playing Merowind for 50 years.

1233
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:17,680
So we left off, uh, last week we finished with, uh, Harmaus Mora, my boy, uh, forbidden

1234
00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:18,680
knowledge man.

1235
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:19,680
Yep.

1236
00:58:19,680 --> 00:58:20,680
Next we have is Herseen.

1237
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:21,680
Herseen?

1238
00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:22,680
Sounds familiar.

1239
00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:25,080
So Herseen known as the huntman, Lord Hunt.

1240
00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:26,560
A master of beasts.

1241
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:28,680
Dardy motherfucker up on that Island.

1242
00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:29,680
Can't stand that motherfucker.

1243
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:35,680
And the master of the chase is a Daedric prince whose spear is the hunt, the sport of Daedra,

1244
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:38,800
the greatest game and the chase and sacrifice of mortal.

1245
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:42,440
His realm is an oblivion is called the hunting grounds and endless forest where the prince

1246
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:46,680
and his huntsman hunt great beasts, people, and even other Daedra.

1247
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:51,640
Herseen is typically portrayed as a great spear, uh, pictured with a great spear and

1248
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:54,560
either the head or skull of an elk.

1249
00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:59,640
The latter of which Khajiitimith say belong to Yafir's champion, the great Grot elk.

1250
00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:02,680
If I remember right, you had like a three, you had to fight him three times.

1251
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:05,680
Once as a wolf, a bear, and then a deer.

1252
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:06,680
Yeah.

1253
00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:10,720
If I remember, I never got to the boss because believe me guys, Merowind, if you didn't have

1254
00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:13,040
a strategy guide, you didn't know what the fuck was going on.

1255
00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:14,040
You were fucked basically.

1256
00:59:14,040 --> 00:59:16,280
Like what the fuck am I supposed to do?

1257
00:59:16,280 --> 00:59:17,280
Herseen is one of them.

1258
00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:19,680
Yeah, I can tell you like the perfect example.

1259
00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:28,920
So in the main quest, you have to go to this Dwemer, uh, Dwemer ruins outside of this town,

1260
00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:30,880
uh, Balmora, I think if that's what it's called.

1261
00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:35,320
Like it's like one of the main hubs you, you visit at the beginning of the game and you

1262
00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:39,600
go to this little town and then you go to this ruins, you, you open up the place and

1263
00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:43,920
you got to find this Dwemer cube that's supposed to help you, uh, decipher something.

1264
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:44,920
Right?

1265
00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:45,920
I shit you not.

1266
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:50,320
I go into this fucking ruins like I finally, after I finally find it, cause they tell me

1267
00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:54,520
it's right before the fucking Imperial garrison up on the fucking mountain.

1268
00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:56,360
I get past the garrison.

1269
00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:59,240
There was also not so many of those location markers either.

1270
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:00,920
Like there was in Skyrim.

1271
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:02,240
You didn't have that shit in Morrowind.

1272
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:05,640
You didn't have like a marker that would tell you what, how just to follow this little beacon.

1273
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:08,440
You actually had to listen to the directions that people gave you.

1274
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:10,840
So I go into the Dwemer ruins, right?

1275
01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:15,040
And I kid you not, I go into the fucking bowels of this fucking place.

1276
01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:18,680
Like, like the deepest and I can't find this shit anywhere.

1277
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:21,600
And like I'm looking everywhere for like, and I just kept getting deeper.

1278
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:22,600
Like this place was massive.

1279
01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:24,200
I just kept getting deeper.

1280
01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:27,960
And once I hit the fucking like lava of every, like this is fucking, I'm in hell.

1281
01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:29,280
I went back.

1282
01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:31,360
I went back cause I was fucking done.

1283
01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:33,080
And like, uh, I just did other missions and stuff.

1284
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:34,520
I never did the main quest.

1285
01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:36,720
And then I got, I got the strategy guide one day.

1286
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:40,440
My cousin just randomly bought it somewhere and I, it was the whole game of the year edition

1287
01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:41,440
version too.

1288
01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:42,840
I go to the quest again, right?

1289
01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:43,840
I read it.

1290
01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:44,840
I shit you not.

1291
01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:47,000
It says it's on the table to your left, right at the gate.

1292
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:52,600
When you first go in, I go in and it's like, mother of it is sitting right fucking there

1293
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:57,920
after you went through the town to the bowels of hell depths of hell.

1294
01:00:57,920 --> 01:01:01,200
And that bitch was like fucking like you right at the beginning of the fucking ruins.

1295
01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:06,040
I fucking lost my shit.

1296
01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:08,280
I fought so much random shit in there.

1297
01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:09,280
Yeah.

1298
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:12,960
Fucking Dwemer ghost and their fucking little soldier robot bullshit.

1299
01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:18,720
Anybody that's played Skyrim, you, you know nothing about the Dwemer ruins and more wind

1300
01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:20,960
the drummer, horrors and Merlin.

1301
01:01:20,960 --> 01:01:23,480
Good God.

1302
01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:24,480
Massively annoying.

1303
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:29,800
So we're fucking status effects cause I didn't know how to heal stuff like back then.

1304
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:32,680
So we just fucking be red marks all over my fucking status.

1305
01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:33,680
Yeah.

1306
01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:37,120
I'd be like, I'd be like over and comer cause my stress went down to zero for some reason

1307
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:38,240
and I wouldn't know.

1308
01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:41,920
I wouldn't know how to heal it.

1309
01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:42,920
People that play only Skyrim.

1310
01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:45,920
So it would look like I would just have like a disease for the rest of my life in the game.

1311
01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:47,200
Oh, you could get diseases easy.

1312
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:48,200
Yeah.

1313
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:49,200
I was like, fuck.

1314
01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:51,440
Mostly with like one of the vampires bitchy or something like that.

1315
01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:53,240
And one of those tombs just randomly.

1316
01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:54,520
The vampirism is the worst.

1317
01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:55,520
Yeah.

1318
01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:57,440
Cause there's nowhere else you can leave.

1319
01:01:57,440 --> 01:02:00,240
Like you can't like go back and like they know you're like, they just started, the guards

1320
01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:01,520
started going right after you.

1321
01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:02,520
Yeah.

1322
01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:03,520
Like they don't do that in Skyrim.

1323
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:07,000
Like they're like, you took the weird about you, but I can't put my finger on it.

1324
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:08,000
Yeah.

1325
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,060
And that one like that, that's a motherfucking vampire right there.

1326
01:02:10,060 --> 01:02:11,240
And they automatically attack.

1327
01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:13,440
And like there, so all the towns were closed.

1328
01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:17,960
You can play the vampire missions in that game, but like they just cut it too off from

1329
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:19,600
the entire game after that.

1330
01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:20,600
Yes.

1331
01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:21,600
Like you couldn't go to a town.

1332
01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:22,600
You couldn't go into other quests.

1333
01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:25,040
You just had to, and you had to find a way to heal yourself.

1334
01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:28,680
You could do like the whole vampire quest and then you go back to reverting to human.

1335
01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:30,160
But I was, I never wanted to do that stuff.

1336
01:02:30,160 --> 01:02:31,160
Fucking sub quest anymore.

1337
01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:32,160
Yeah.

1338
01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:33,160
No, it was annoying.

1339
01:02:33,160 --> 01:02:35,880
Cause like you had to, you had to fucking walk everywhere cause you couldn't teleport

1340
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:39,680
or and the worst fucking disease was rock joint.

1341
01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:40,680
He did that shit.

1342
01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:41,680
Oh yeah.

1343
01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:42,680
Rock joint.

1344
01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:44,760
You couldn't move at all.

1345
01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:50,280
Like you're moving like extreme, like as slow as you move in a Skyrim, whenever you have

1346
01:02:50,280 --> 01:02:54,840
like encumbrance and stuff, take another like 10th of that speed away completely where you're

1347
01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:59,200
just at that one, the 10th of that speed is like just slow motion.

1348
01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:00,200
You can't fight.

1349
01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:02,640
You can't do shit.

1350
01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:04,640
All because of that fucking rock joint disease.

1351
01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:06,680
So if I get marijuana again, I have to get the strategy guide.

1352
01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:08,360
Yeah, you're going to have to.

1353
01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:11,640
I'll try on my own, but you know, when you can't, you can't.

1354
01:03:11,640 --> 01:03:13,000
All right.

1355
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:16,600
Her scene is one of the more widely worshiped Daedric princess and Tamriel, despite never

1356
01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:19,400
actively seeking worship or reverence.

1357
01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:23,480
His appeal lies in his fear, which encompasses the thrill of the hunt, though this can be

1358
01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:24,840
taken to extremes.

1359
01:03:24,840 --> 01:03:30,240
His advocacy advocacy for sportsmanship is another lure as the law of fair hunt, which

1360
01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:36,120
he holds to, which he holds to prohibits cheating prey referred to as the hair out of genuine

1361
01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:37,640
chance at escape.

1362
01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:41,200
He admires the hair that overcomes whatever is thrown against him.

1363
01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:42,200
No matter the odds.

1364
01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:46,160
For example, one who turns the game on its head by hunting the hunters who may earn the

1365
01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:47,160
prince's respect.

1366
01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:50,120
Finally, he is straightforward in his desires.

1367
01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:55,520
He often seeks people out, tests them and rewards those who are able to prove themselves

1368
01:03:55,520 --> 01:03:58,120
worthy with a boom.

1369
01:03:58,120 --> 01:04:02,320
As the progenitor of Lycra Lycra pantheon, God fucking so that's the motherfucker that

1370
01:04:02,320 --> 01:04:03,320
made it.

1371
01:04:03,320 --> 01:04:04,320
Okay.

1372
01:04:04,320 --> 01:04:05,320
Yes.

1373
01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:06,840
Here scene is recognized as the father of manbeasts.

1374
01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:11,040
I know I saw a werebear once in Merwin, but no one believes me because I don't think they

1375
01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:12,040
were supposed to be in the game.

1376
01:04:12,040 --> 01:04:13,040
Yeah, they are.

1377
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:14,040
They're in.

1378
01:04:14,040 --> 01:04:15,040
Are they?

1379
01:04:15,040 --> 01:04:16,040
Yeah, they're in.

1380
01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:17,040
I jumped by one of those motherfuckers one time.

1381
01:04:17,040 --> 01:04:18,040
They're in Solstheim.

1382
01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:19,040
There's an entire pack of them.

1383
01:04:19,040 --> 01:04:20,040
Okay.

1384
01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:23,360
Just making sure he serves as the guardian of where creatures which are often referred

1385
01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:24,760
to as his children.

1386
01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:28,240
The condition is called here seems gift by those who view it as a blessing and here seems

1387
01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:31,240
curse to those who consider it an abomination.

1388
01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:36,360
Here scene is quite prideful of lycra pantheon and resent those that receive it willingly

1389
01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:38,240
but have come to regret it.

1390
01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:45,160
He's known as having he's known to have ingrates slain to rid them of their misery regardless

1391
01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:46,880
of whether they worship him or not.

1392
01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:50,820
Here scene will typically claim the souls of skinshifters and they will spend eternity

1393
01:04:50,820 --> 01:04:52,520
in the hunting grounds.

1394
01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:57,280
The Demi prince Dirola is here since daughter.

1395
01:04:57,280 --> 01:05:02,240
There's a brief belief that here scene is allied with my runes day gone though.

1396
01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:08,000
I ran the foot killer claims that there is no such agreement at all that exists.

1397
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:13,060
It would be obscure outside their own circle here scene has Daedra lords that manage some

1398
01:05:13,060 --> 01:05:17,080
of his subspheres and report to him such as Lord of fishing.

1399
01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:21,120
He may also be associated with the Daedric Lord hollow Jack.

1400
01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:25,880
Ibar is an enemy to here scene so he doesn't like him here.

1401
01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:34,200
Here scene 17 day is the fifth of mid year then we have next up is Athelia or Athelia

1402
01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:39,080
known as the prince of paths the mistress of the untraveled road the unseen the fate

1403
01:05:39,080 --> 01:05:45,640
changer the dark reflection the last tomorrow and she who saw and wept is the Daedric prince

1404
01:05:45,640 --> 01:05:46,640
of paths.

1405
01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:50,080
It is said that prisoners exist by her will.

1406
01:05:50,080 --> 01:06:01,320
She supposedly has the ability to shape destiny alter fate and rearrange its strands according

1407
01:06:01,320 --> 01:06:02,720
to her whim.

1408
01:06:02,720 --> 01:06:07,080
Consuming considering this power a threat to the order of the universe.

1409
01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:12,760
Her mass more erased all traces of her memory from existence in order to preserve reality.

1410
01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:20,520
Sir her mass more destroyed her when moved for him can't control fate and just fucking

1411
01:06:20,520 --> 01:06:21,520
destroys her.

1412
01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:22,520
The way he speaks.

1413
01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:27,360
If you pass that's kind of how he sounds when he talks.

1414
01:06:27,360 --> 01:06:28,920
It's almost like gandalf.

1415
01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:33,960
I mean that scene in the original Lord of the Rings where sermon had him right.

1416
01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:38,480
Yeah they just had fucking Ian McKellen just spit it in a fucking circle.

1417
01:06:38,480 --> 01:06:46,240
You know it's just CG that no CGI he's like.

1418
01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:47,240
Yeah.

1419
01:06:47,240 --> 01:06:48,240
Yeah.

1420
01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:53,680
He's so fucking disrespectful looking back at it like God I got this enough with spinning

1421
01:06:53,680 --> 01:06:55,520
in a circle.

1422
01:06:55,520 --> 01:06:59,960
If only I left behind her loyal servant.

1423
01:06:59,960 --> 01:07:06,000
Torvus art as a contingency plan for her absence as of the second era of five eighty two she

1424
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:10,480
was known to the academic community.

1425
01:07:10,480 --> 01:07:13,200
The next one we have up is a jiggle lag.

1426
01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:15,760
Which you remember jiggle like don't you.

1427
01:07:15,760 --> 01:07:17,400
Yeah he's the ruler of the jiggle.

1428
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:18,400
The juggalos.

1429
01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:19,400
Oh yeah.

1430
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:20,400
What did I say the jiggle.

1431
01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:21,400
The jiggle.

1432
01:07:21,400 --> 01:07:22,400
Yeah the juggalos.

1433
01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:23,400
I guess if he was a jiggle.

1434
01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:30,040
I actually didn't mean the juggalos but I said jiggle by accident.

1435
01:07:30,040 --> 01:07:34,840
The jiggle lag the prince of order is a daydream prince whose fear represents logical order

1436
01:07:34,840 --> 01:07:35,840
and deduction.

1437
01:07:35,840 --> 01:07:36,840
Yeah just like a juggaloo.

1438
01:07:36,840 --> 01:07:43,320
His great library once contained a logical prediction of every detail in the world and

1439
01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:48,440
every action that would ever take place on Mundus or oblivion long before they actually

1440
01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:49,440
happened.

1441
01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:50,440
That's boring.

1442
01:07:50,440 --> 01:07:54,680
He was cursed and antiquity to become the prince of madness Shale Gorath.

1443
01:07:54,680 --> 01:07:56,520
Oh wait so he became.

1444
01:07:56,520 --> 01:07:57,680
He is Shale Gorath.

1445
01:07:57,680 --> 01:07:58,680
OK.

1446
01:07:58,680 --> 01:08:02,480
After the events of the last gray march Shale Gorath and Jiggle Lag are no longer the same

1447
01:08:02,480 --> 01:08:03,480
daydream prince.

1448
01:08:03,480 --> 01:08:06,080
However they are still connected in other ways.

1449
01:08:06,080 --> 01:08:12,000
It is said that the daydra fear wisdom and order and for his similarities to Jiggle Lag's

1450
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:16,880
principles they fear the sotha-sil above all others.

1451
01:08:16,880 --> 01:08:22,800
Apostles of sotha-sil noted that of all the daydra only the great prince of order knew

1452
01:08:22,800 --> 01:08:26,000
his nature and went mad in the knowing.

1453
01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:31,080
Though many ada have ambitions they learnt their lesson from banishment and tend to keep

1454
01:08:31,080 --> 01:08:35,200
them within their own spheres lest they suffer the same fate as Jiggle Lag.

1455
01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:41,360
Jiggle Lag commands his own daydra the knights of order which are spawned from obelisks summoned

1456
01:08:41,360 --> 01:08:44,640
by his followers the priests of order.

1457
01:08:44,640 --> 01:08:47,000
Together they constitute the forces of order.

1458
01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:52,120
He is viewed as stern, bleak and colorless with him and his soldiers like in originality.

1459
01:08:52,120 --> 01:08:53,120
Alright.

1460
01:08:53,120 --> 01:08:54,360
Yes.

1461
01:08:54,360 --> 01:08:59,120
But he was basically Shale Gorath basically in the second era I think.

1462
01:08:59,120 --> 01:09:03,920
So in Morrowind they were the same prince.

1463
01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:09,480
Basically they drove Jiggle Lag to become mad and he became Shale Gorath.

1464
01:09:09,480 --> 01:09:10,480
That's wild.

1465
01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:11,480
The prince of madness.

1466
01:09:11,480 --> 01:09:12,480
Yeah.

1467
01:09:12,480 --> 01:09:18,320
Next up we have Malacath the daydra prince of lies, deception and hypocrisy.

1468
01:09:18,320 --> 01:09:23,920
The god of curses, daydra prince of the bloody oath, lord of ashenbone, lord of monsters,

1469
01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:29,520
oathbreaker, creator of curses, he who speaks sideways, the furious one, the keeper of the

1470
01:09:29,520 --> 01:09:32,560
bloody curse and the defender of the betrayed.

1471
01:09:32,560 --> 01:09:33,560
Also known as Maloc.

1472
01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:35,560
Just imagine now like him saying it sideways.

1473
01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:37,960
Is that sideways he's talking?

1474
01:09:37,960 --> 01:09:41,480
Like Rick Grimes from fucking Walking Dead.

1475
01:09:41,480 --> 01:09:44,320
He's known as Maloc to the orcs.

1476
01:09:44,320 --> 01:09:51,200
Orcay in Nordic tradition, Orca to the Khajiit, Maluk to the giant goblins and red guards,

1477
01:09:51,200 --> 01:09:54,640
Malak to the dunmer and Maluk the blue god.

1478
01:09:54,640 --> 01:09:59,560
Are there orcs in Tamriel?

1479
01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:00,560
You don't remember the orcs?

1480
01:10:00,560 --> 01:10:01,560
Shit no.

1481
01:10:01,560 --> 01:10:03,600
Remember you have the orcish weapons?

1482
01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:05,560
Oh yeah there is.

1483
01:10:05,560 --> 01:10:06,560
In Skyrim yeah.

1484
01:10:06,560 --> 01:10:07,560
The green ones.

1485
01:10:07,560 --> 01:10:10,040
Damn I completely forgot about them didn't you?

1486
01:10:10,040 --> 01:10:11,040
Like entirely.

1487
01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:17,880
It just seemed like it's something that, because it's such a generic fantasy character.

1488
01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:20,680
I didn't imagine them to be, I forgot about the orcs.

1489
01:10:20,680 --> 01:10:22,480
They also have those fucking bases.

1490
01:10:22,480 --> 01:10:23,480
Like those strongholds.

1491
01:10:23,480 --> 01:10:26,560
Yeah like the strongholds.

1492
01:10:26,560 --> 01:10:30,720
So you completely forgot about one of the, just completely erasing that race?

1493
01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:35,960
Yeah like completely from my head.

1494
01:10:35,960 --> 01:10:40,480
He's basically is a Daedra prince whose fear is the patronage of the spurned and ostracized

1495
01:10:40,480 --> 01:10:44,340
and keeper of the sworn oath and the bloody curse as well as conflict, battle, broken

1496
01:10:44,340 --> 01:10:45,840
promises and anguish.

1497
01:10:45,840 --> 01:10:50,520
Malacath has been described as a weak but vengeful Daedra by some.

1498
01:10:50,520 --> 01:10:55,800
And he fittingly given his fear is allegedly not recognized as a Daedra lord by his peers.

1499
01:10:55,800 --> 01:10:59,640
However Azura considers him among the powerful princes as he was the one of the eight to

1500
01:10:59,640 --> 01:11:01,960
sign the cold harbor compact.

1501
01:11:01,960 --> 01:11:07,320
The prince rules over a realm in Oblivion known as the Ashpit and he counts the oversized

1502
01:11:07,320 --> 01:11:10,240
but dull witted ogrim as his servants.

1503
01:11:10,240 --> 01:11:17,120
Malacath was created whenever Boethiah ate the Aldmeri ancestor spirit Trenimac.

1504
01:11:17,120 --> 01:11:21,880
Although Malacath himself says that this tale is far too literal minded.

1505
01:11:21,880 --> 01:11:27,160
Additionally Trenimac's most devoted elven followers were transformed into the Osmer.

1506
01:11:27,160 --> 01:11:30,520
That's what they're considered as and Morrowind is the Osmer.

1507
01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:31,960
Not the orcs but the Osmer.

1508
01:11:31,960 --> 01:11:32,960
That's why it wasn't yeah.

1509
01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:35,960
Yeah the Pariah folk and Aldmeri's.

1510
01:11:35,960 --> 01:11:40,920
Or that motherfuckin umber in Morrowind.

1511
01:11:40,920 --> 01:11:44,080
I never died in battle but if I could find someone, have you ever found him?

1512
01:11:44,080 --> 01:11:45,080
Yeah.

1513
01:11:45,080 --> 01:11:47,200
I don't know if he's the most powerful he's not like he seemed like the most powerful

1514
01:11:47,200 --> 01:11:50,880
character in the game but like he wants to die in battle and he doesn't want to just

1515
01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:51,880
die of old age.

1516
01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:52,880
Yeah.

1517
01:11:52,880 --> 01:11:54,520
So you find any beast of shit out of you.

1518
01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:55,520
Yes.

1519
01:11:55,520 --> 01:11:57,920
Well the the black knight I think is the most powerful one.

1520
01:11:57,920 --> 01:11:58,920
In Morrowind?

1521
01:11:58,920 --> 01:12:00,720
I was thinking in just in Eldersfield.

1522
01:12:00,720 --> 01:12:01,720
In general?

1523
01:12:01,720 --> 01:12:02,720
Yeah.

1524
01:12:02,720 --> 01:12:03,720
Um.

1525
01:12:03,720 --> 01:12:06,560
I knew how powerful he was when he fucking hit me once and I fucking buckled.

1526
01:12:06,560 --> 01:12:09,680
I was like ah you know when he drops your knees like I'm like uh oh it's gonna be a

1527
01:12:09,680 --> 01:12:10,680
long fight.

1528
01:12:10,680 --> 01:12:12,880
You better know this cheat code.

1529
01:12:12,880 --> 01:12:19,080
And you get right back up and he fucking buckles you again.

1530
01:12:19,080 --> 01:12:23,800
However some orcs cling to the belief that Trinimax still exists and Malacath is a separate

1531
01:12:23,800 --> 01:12:24,800
entity.

1532
01:12:24,800 --> 01:12:29,480
Goblinkind worships the blue god whom they venerate with sacred idols of Malacath painted

1533
01:12:29,480 --> 01:12:30,480
blue.

1534
01:12:30,480 --> 01:12:32,400
Remember what the goblins were right?

1535
01:12:32,400 --> 01:12:33,400
In Skyrim?

1536
01:12:33,400 --> 01:12:36,480
Those little things that were you didn't play Solstheim very much.

1537
01:12:36,480 --> 01:12:37,800
A little bit.

1538
01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:40,520
They were the one like in Solstheim where they're little itty bitty goblins.

1539
01:12:40,520 --> 01:12:42,800
Aren't they like in Morrowind too but they're blue?

1540
01:12:42,800 --> 01:12:43,800
Yeah they're the same thing.

1541
01:12:43,800 --> 01:12:44,800
Okay.

1542
01:12:44,800 --> 01:12:45,800
Yeah.

1543
01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:49,560
Malacath is considered the first of the four corners of the House of Troubles in Morrowind.

1544
01:12:49,560 --> 01:12:53,880
Though other sources say he is an ally of Mephala and an enemy of Oberon.

1545
01:12:53,880 --> 01:12:54,880
Um.

1546
01:12:54,880 --> 01:12:55,880
Fucking House of Troubles I remember them.

1547
01:12:55,880 --> 01:12:59,000
It was Daggathur's house I think.

1548
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:02,160
Some consider him an enemy of Ebonarm.

1549
01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:04,160
His summoning day is the 8th of Frostfall.

1550
01:13:04,160 --> 01:13:09,720
Trollfad is consistently used as an element in rituals intended to summon Malacath.

1551
01:13:09,720 --> 01:13:12,760
Next up we have Mehrunes Dagon.

1552
01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:16,280
The exalted and most puissant lord.

1553
01:13:16,280 --> 01:13:18,120
Jarrant of Dagon.

1554
01:13:18,120 --> 01:13:20,320
Also the Blight Daedra lord.

1555
01:13:20,320 --> 01:13:21,560
Lord of Change.

1556
01:13:21,560 --> 01:13:22,640
Prince of Ambition.

1557
01:13:22,640 --> 01:13:24,120
Prince of Disaster and Destruction.

1558
01:13:24,120 --> 01:13:26,120
Master of Razors.

1559
01:13:26,120 --> 01:13:27,120
Sovereign of Destruction.

1560
01:13:27,120 --> 01:13:28,120
The Flame Tyrant.

1561
01:13:28,120 --> 01:13:29,600
The Father of Cataclysm.

1562
01:13:29,600 --> 01:13:30,600
The Golden Flame.

1563
01:13:30,600 --> 01:13:31,600
The Flame Father.

1564
01:13:31,600 --> 01:13:33,360
The Prince of Being Defeated.

1565
01:13:33,360 --> 01:13:35,600
And the Mere Pride's End.

1566
01:13:35,600 --> 01:13:38,280
He's the Daedric Prince of Darkness and Destruction.

1567
01:13:38,280 --> 01:13:40,880
He's the one that is in Oblivion.

1568
01:13:40,880 --> 01:13:44,400
The guy with the multiple arms and stuff like that at the end.

1569
01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:45,400
Who Sphere encompassed.

1570
01:13:45,400 --> 01:13:48,560
He's the one that attacked...was that Tamriel?

1571
01:13:48,560 --> 01:13:49,880
What was the country in Oblivion?

1572
01:13:49,880 --> 01:13:50,880
Tamriel.

1573
01:13:50,880 --> 01:13:52,520
Okay, he was the one that went to war?

1574
01:13:52,520 --> 01:13:53,520
Yeah.

1575
01:13:53,520 --> 01:13:54,520
Any reason why or just a little lost?

1576
01:13:54,520 --> 01:13:58,280
Well Tamriel is the continent and then...

1577
01:13:58,280 --> 01:13:59,280
Cyrodiil?

1578
01:13:59,280 --> 01:14:00,280
Cyrodiil, yeah.

1579
01:14:00,280 --> 01:14:02,040
Was the actual country within...

1580
01:14:02,040 --> 01:14:07,600
Didn't...oh because the king died so it broke the bond that held him back.

1581
01:14:07,600 --> 01:14:12,560
The Time Dragon.

1582
01:14:12,560 --> 01:14:14,520
What is the god's name?

1583
01:14:14,520 --> 01:14:15,880
The dragon god though.

1584
01:14:15,880 --> 01:14:16,880
Larry Bowen?

1585
01:14:16,880 --> 01:14:17,880
No.

1586
01:14:17,880 --> 01:14:23,360
But yeah, it's the one that basically allowed Mehrunes Dagon to come into the world.

1587
01:14:23,360 --> 01:14:24,880
It was like, guess who's back?

1588
01:14:24,880 --> 01:14:25,880
I'm back again.

1589
01:14:25,880 --> 01:14:27,680
He just immediately fucking evaded.

1590
01:14:27,680 --> 01:14:30,160
Like the second he heard the dude, he's dead.

1591
01:14:30,160 --> 01:14:33,200
You can get on that.

1592
01:14:33,200 --> 01:14:37,280
Whose Sphere encompasses destruction, change, revolution, energy, and ambition.

1593
01:14:37,280 --> 01:14:41,200
The Lord of Fire and Blood is associated with natural disasters like fires and earthquakes.

1594
01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:45,280
Flash floods, thunderstorms, and other natural disasters have been linked to communications

1595
01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:47,720
between him and his cultists.

1596
01:14:47,720 --> 01:14:53,720
The prince is also said to be the author of the Mysterium Xarxes, which is a book that

1597
01:14:53,720 --> 01:14:54,720
you find in Tamriel.

1598
01:14:54,720 --> 01:14:55,720
I know, Tamriel.

1599
01:14:55,720 --> 01:14:56,720
They're all about books.

1600
01:14:56,720 --> 01:15:00,480
Mehrunes Dagon has an insatiable hunger for destruction.

1601
01:15:00,480 --> 01:15:07,240
Zevele Moath and Phaedra Shardai are Dagon's adoptive children.

1602
01:15:07,240 --> 01:15:12,080
There is a belief that Mehrunes Dagon is allied with Hircine, though Lyranth the Fool Killer

1603
01:15:12,080 --> 01:15:16,400
claims that there is no such arrangement that exists.

1604
01:15:16,400 --> 01:15:19,560
It would be obscure outside of their own circle.

1605
01:15:19,560 --> 01:15:25,680
Enemies of the Prince of Destruction include Ibranarm, Akatosh, and Malagbol, with whom

1606
01:15:25,680 --> 01:15:27,840
Dagon shares a bitter rivalry.

1607
01:15:27,840 --> 01:15:31,680
The two have been known to meddle in each other's schemes whenever the opportunity arises.

1608
01:15:31,680 --> 01:15:34,720
It is also rumored that the prince hates Nocturnal.

1609
01:15:34,720 --> 01:15:35,720
Hates Nocturnal?

1610
01:15:35,720 --> 01:15:36,720
Yeah, you remember Nocturnal?

1611
01:15:36,720 --> 01:15:40,040
The Daedric Prince that the Thieves Guild worships.

1612
01:15:40,040 --> 01:15:41,040
Oh, the check?

1613
01:15:41,040 --> 01:15:43,040
Is it a check?

1614
01:15:43,040 --> 01:15:44,040
Yeah.

1615
01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:45,040
Yeah.

1616
01:15:45,040 --> 01:15:53,520
Dagon's protonymic is Legolach, and his neonymic, and I am not going to pronounce this, so I'll

1617
01:15:53,520 --> 01:15:57,400
just post the words above here whenever this goes onto YouTube, because I'm not going to

1618
01:15:57,400 --> 01:15:58,400
fuck up that name.

1619
01:15:58,400 --> 01:15:59,400
What is it?

1620
01:15:59,400 --> 01:16:00,400
Is it bad?

1621
01:16:00,400 --> 01:16:03,200
No, I just...you pronounce that shit.

1622
01:16:03,200 --> 01:16:04,200
Which one?

1623
01:16:04,200 --> 01:16:07,000
It's the second line of bold lettering.

1624
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:08,000
Damn.

1625
01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:11,800
Let me see here.

1626
01:16:11,800 --> 01:16:12,800
Jekakilaho.

1627
01:16:12,800 --> 01:16:13,800
Dahiv Effenhausenfan.

1628
01:16:13,800 --> 01:16:18,800
Yeah, I fucked that up.

1629
01:16:18,800 --> 01:16:21,800
First one was Jekakilaho.

1630
01:16:21,800 --> 01:16:22,800
Jekakilaho?

1631
01:16:22,800 --> 01:16:28,200
That's basically what I just said in the first one, which I'm pretty sure is what he was

1632
01:16:28,200 --> 01:16:29,200
trying to say on purpose.

1633
01:16:29,200 --> 01:16:30,200
That's hilarious.

1634
01:16:30,200 --> 01:16:36,720
If I knew what fucking language it was supposed to be, like in the fucking terms of our fucking

1635
01:16:36,720 --> 01:16:40,000
planet, I could at least figure it out.

1636
01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:41,000
Jekakilaho?

1637
01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:42,480
Like, is it Latin?

1638
01:16:42,480 --> 01:16:43,480
Is it fucking Arabic?

1639
01:16:43,480 --> 01:16:46,360
You know, like, give us a frame of reference.

1640
01:16:46,360 --> 01:16:48,720
But some people just like to mash words together that make no fucking sense.

1641
01:16:48,720 --> 01:16:50,920
That's kind of what that looks like.

1642
01:16:50,920 --> 01:16:55,640
The Princess Semonine Day coincides with the Warriors Festival, the 20th Assault Disc.

1643
01:16:55,640 --> 01:16:58,640
Next up is Mephala.

1644
01:16:58,640 --> 01:16:59,640
Mephala.

1645
01:16:59,640 --> 01:17:00,640
Mephala.

1646
01:17:00,640 --> 01:17:01,640
Mephala.

1647
01:17:01,640 --> 01:17:02,640
Mephala.

1648
01:17:02,640 --> 01:17:03,640
Mephala.

1649
01:17:03,640 --> 01:17:08,280
Mephala is a Daedric prince whose association with murder, lies, deception, sex, and secrets

1650
01:17:08,280 --> 01:17:12,280
is always weaving a web of intrigue and terror, also called Hannibal Lecture.

1651
01:17:12,280 --> 01:17:14,760
Though it is a...

1652
01:17:14,760 --> 01:17:15,760
Fuck me.

1653
01:17:15,760 --> 01:17:16,760
Fuck me.

1654
01:17:16,760 --> 01:17:22,120
If you see that movie, my god, I'd mostly be so sorry.

1655
01:17:22,120 --> 01:17:25,960
I can't believe he's the fucking same guy that plays the police chief in Monk.

1656
01:17:25,960 --> 01:17:28,720
The guy that played Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs.

1657
01:17:28,720 --> 01:17:30,520
I was like, is that fucking...

1658
01:17:30,520 --> 01:17:33,040
I forgot what his fucking name was in Monk.

1659
01:17:33,040 --> 01:17:35,160
I couldn't believe it.

1660
01:17:35,160 --> 01:17:36,160
Same character.

1661
01:17:36,160 --> 01:17:37,160
The same actor.

1662
01:17:37,160 --> 01:17:39,360
I'm like, what the fuck, man?

1663
01:17:39,360 --> 01:17:41,400
All right.

1664
01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:46,360
Though it is stated that her sphere is obscured to mortals, Mephala is known as the web spinner

1665
01:17:46,360 --> 01:17:51,960
plot weaver, androgyne, the spinner, and the spider, the teacher of the secret arts, the

1666
01:17:51,960 --> 01:17:56,520
queen of the age shadows of murder, the silver spider, the spider god, the dark one, the whispering

1667
01:17:56,520 --> 01:17:59,160
lady, the lady of whispers, and the queen of oblivion.

1668
01:17:59,160 --> 01:18:05,280
Mephala is the one in Skyrim where the kid goes and listens to that door, where it speaks

1669
01:18:05,280 --> 01:18:10,120
to him through the door, but you get that long sword where if you kill a comrade, it

1670
01:18:10,120 --> 01:18:11,120
gains power.

1671
01:18:11,120 --> 01:18:12,120
That's fucking insane.

1672
01:18:12,120 --> 01:18:13,120
Yeah.

1673
01:18:13,120 --> 01:18:18,600
She is also referred to as the princess of secrets, and she who weaves the sordid web

1674
01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:19,600
of human affairs.

1675
01:18:19,600 --> 01:18:24,000
Long, thin, silver hair is a trait associated with Mephala's champions.

1676
01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:28,200
Mephala interferes in the affairs of mortals for her own amusement and does nothing without

1677
01:18:28,200 --> 01:18:29,200
purpose.

1678
01:18:29,200 --> 01:18:34,400
Mephala thinks of the affairs of mortals as a weave, pull but one thread and the whole

1679
01:18:34,400 --> 01:18:36,320
thing unravels.

1680
01:18:36,320 --> 01:18:42,040
To her, the web of Orbis, Orbis, I guess, yeah, Orbis, is an interconnected system of

1681
01:18:42,040 --> 01:18:46,160
action and consequence, and she spends new threads to influence outcomes.

1682
01:18:46,160 --> 01:18:53,120
In an essay analyzing the Daedric Prince, Dvaeth fear posits that Mephala likely doesn't

1683
01:18:53,120 --> 01:18:57,200
see mortals as mere playthings, unlike some of her fellow princes do.

1684
01:18:57,200 --> 01:19:02,440
She's actually trying to interfere because she wants to interfere instead of just on

1685
01:19:02,440 --> 01:19:05,320
a whim like the rest of the Daedric Prince.

1686
01:19:05,320 --> 01:19:06,320
Just to fuck shit up.

1687
01:19:06,320 --> 01:19:08,600
It's a Saturday and there's no football on today.

1688
01:19:08,600 --> 01:19:11,120
It's called Fuck Some People's Lives.

1689
01:19:11,120 --> 01:19:13,660
The web spinner deals in secrets and hidden lore.

1690
01:19:13,660 --> 01:19:16,920
She and her worshippers value secrets and mysteries above all else.

1691
01:19:16,920 --> 01:19:21,640
Those who stumble upon one of Mephala's shrines or a place where an artifact of hers is hidden

1692
01:19:21,640 --> 01:19:24,720
may find Mephala whispering forbidden secrets in their ears.

1693
01:19:24,720 --> 01:19:29,400
Hermaeus Mora, the demon of knowledge, is sometimes referred to as Mephala's sibling.

1694
01:19:29,400 --> 01:19:33,720
Hermaeus Mora collects knowledge of all sorts, but Mephala cares only about knowledge that

1695
01:19:33,720 --> 01:19:35,960
is obscure and undisclosed.

1696
01:19:35,960 --> 01:19:40,680
Not only is she secretive, Mephala also cares very little for the safety and well-being

1697
01:19:40,680 --> 01:19:41,680
of mortals.

1698
01:19:41,680 --> 01:19:43,720
The spider takes great pleasure in strife.

1699
01:19:43,720 --> 01:19:48,760
A ruined marriage, two peaceful factions erupting into bloody warfare over falsified evidence

1700
01:19:48,760 --> 01:19:49,760
of treachery.

1701
01:19:49,760 --> 01:19:51,600
She finds all of these things amusing.

1702
01:19:51,600 --> 01:19:57,040
So she runs a freaking Jerry Springer-esque realm.

1703
01:19:57,040 --> 01:20:02,440
Mephala is purported one of the strongest of the recognized spirits that emerged soon

1704
01:20:02,440 --> 01:20:03,440
after Akatosh.

1705
01:20:03,440 --> 01:20:07,600
That's what I was thinking of the dragon god Akatosh.

1706
01:20:07,600 --> 01:20:09,640
Formed time and began.

1707
01:20:09,640 --> 01:20:16,920
Mephala's enemies include Ebonarm, so nobody likes Ebonarm at this point, and Peri-ite.

1708
01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:21,480
Remember Peri-ite's the one of diseases.

1709
01:20:21,480 --> 01:20:25,360
She was also allied with Malakath at one point prior to the warp in the west.

1710
01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:30,800
The ancient Khajiit considered her an ally to Azura, Boethra, and Lor'kha.

1711
01:20:30,800 --> 01:20:35,640
I remember reading a book in Skyrim talking about that other continent outside of Tamriel.

1712
01:20:35,640 --> 01:20:41,600
I don't know if they were hinting on what the new races were going to be, but they had

1713
01:20:41,600 --> 01:20:45,200
some weird ones like lions and-

1714
01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:47,560
The dragon people or snake people?

1715
01:20:47,560 --> 01:20:48,560
The snake ones too, yeah.

1716
01:20:48,560 --> 01:20:52,480
I was like, oh, they're trying to hint at maybe making some new races in the game.

1717
01:20:52,480 --> 01:20:54,960
I guess we'll wait and see.

1718
01:20:54,960 --> 01:21:01,440
But I guess in my head, if they go to, let's say they've said it like a thousand years

1719
01:21:01,440 --> 01:21:06,680
in the future, the continents went to war, and then eventually they made a peace.

1720
01:21:06,680 --> 01:21:07,920
That's how the two races now-

1721
01:21:07,920 --> 01:21:09,920
You get both continents people-

1722
01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:10,920
Easter mingling.

1723
01:21:10,920 --> 01:21:11,920
Yeah.

1724
01:21:11,920 --> 01:21:12,920
That way there's no actual conflict.

1725
01:21:12,920 --> 01:21:17,080
If it's just like, if you got to pick one race and now you're at this fucking continent,

1726
01:21:17,080 --> 01:21:20,400
and you can't move the other one without getting attacked, would make no sense.

1727
01:21:20,400 --> 01:21:25,640
This is why I see them are like, maybe Tamriel conquers this new place, and they set up a

1728
01:21:25,640 --> 01:21:28,080
huge bunch of cities there.

1729
01:21:28,080 --> 01:21:32,880
All these people now are on the new continent, or maybe they come and conquer some of Tamriel.

1730
01:21:32,880 --> 01:21:37,600
I think that it would be the other way, where the people come and conquer parts of Tamriel.

1731
01:21:37,600 --> 01:21:41,600
We just play whatever country they conquered.

1732
01:21:41,600 --> 01:21:44,240
It's been a few years now, so there's a peace and all this.

1733
01:21:44,240 --> 01:21:50,280
Because I know they were at war in Skyrim with the high elves, and that war was not

1734
01:21:50,280 --> 01:21:54,080
going in the Imperial favor, if I remember correctly.

1735
01:21:54,080 --> 01:21:55,080
No, not completely.

1736
01:21:55,080 --> 01:21:56,080
So we don't know what happened.

1737
01:21:56,080 --> 01:22:01,680
Plus, with the Civil War in Skyrim, that just depleted the resources of the Empire.

1738
01:22:01,680 --> 01:22:02,680
Yes.

1739
01:22:02,680 --> 01:22:08,720
That's why, morally, who would you choose between the Nords or the Imperials?

1740
01:22:08,720 --> 01:22:11,360
You go with the Imperials because then it ends the war quickly, and then you can focus

1741
01:22:11,360 --> 01:22:13,400
all your attention on the actual enemy.

1742
01:22:13,400 --> 01:22:14,400
Yeah.

1743
01:22:14,400 --> 01:22:15,400
The freaking high elves.

1744
01:22:15,400 --> 01:22:16,400
Was it the Aldmer?

1745
01:22:16,400 --> 01:22:20,200
I don't know what they were called, but I can't remember the exact name of them.

1746
01:22:20,200 --> 01:22:21,200
It's been a long time.

1747
01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:22,200
They were powerful.

1748
01:22:22,200 --> 01:22:26,280
All right, next prince that we have is Meridia.

1749
01:22:26,280 --> 01:22:27,280
You remember Meridia?

1750
01:22:27,280 --> 01:22:29,280
Oh, that was that chick with the orb?

1751
01:22:29,280 --> 01:22:31,360
Yeah, the one that nobody wanted to find?

1752
01:22:31,360 --> 01:22:32,880
Yeah, you never wanted to find it.

1753
01:22:32,880 --> 01:22:36,640
Your second place, you're like, please don't let me find that orb right now.

1754
01:22:36,640 --> 01:22:39,240
And then whatever level, it had a specific level lock.

1755
01:22:39,240 --> 01:22:41,880
So once you got to that level, there it is.

1756
01:22:41,880 --> 01:22:42,880
No matter what the fuck it is.

1757
01:22:42,880 --> 01:22:43,880
Any chests that you open?

1758
01:22:43,880 --> 01:22:45,880
It would eventually just pop up one day.

1759
01:22:45,880 --> 01:22:47,880
And you're like, what was it?

1760
01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:49,240
You're like, fuck.

1761
01:22:49,240 --> 01:22:50,800
Mortal, you have found my beacon.

1762
01:22:50,800 --> 01:22:54,000
The beacon fucking says 600 miles into the fucking sky.

1763
01:22:54,000 --> 01:22:57,480
Meridia's beacon is what it's called.

1764
01:22:57,480 --> 01:23:02,720
All right, so Meridia, lady of infinite energies, the bright lady, the strict but fair arbiter

1765
01:23:02,720 --> 01:23:07,560
of inner luminance, the sun fire, the radiant one, the keeper, the lady of light, the red

1766
01:23:07,560 --> 01:23:13,320
star, the harbinger of dawn, a goddess who holds a mirror of the lie.

1767
01:23:13,320 --> 01:23:18,120
And the prince of life is the Daedric prince of life and light associated with the energies

1768
01:23:18,120 --> 01:23:19,120
of living things.

1769
01:23:19,120 --> 01:23:24,120
Though it is stated that her sphere is obscured to mortals, the sunburst is her symbol.

1770
01:23:24,120 --> 01:23:27,840
She has a great and everlasting hatred for the undead and will greatly reward any who

1771
01:23:27,840 --> 01:23:29,640
eliminate them from the world.

1772
01:23:29,640 --> 01:23:34,760
And she really did hate the fucking dead in Skyrim.

1773
01:23:34,760 --> 01:23:40,640
With fervor, she reveals purity within chaos, aiming to abolish false life so that Mundus

1774
01:23:40,640 --> 01:23:43,480
may be reforged with the fire of a new light.

1775
01:23:43,480 --> 01:23:48,920
As such, Meridia has a reputation for benevolence and one of the few Daedric princes who is considered

1776
01:23:48,920 --> 01:23:51,040
not holy to be evil.

1777
01:23:51,040 --> 01:23:53,680
Her day of summoning is the 13th of Morningstar.

1778
01:23:53,680 --> 01:23:58,680
In spite of this, she is referred to as the Glister Witch or the Lady of Greed by those

1779
01:23:58,680 --> 01:24:02,100
who view her less favorably.

1780
01:24:02,100 --> 01:24:07,440
With a habit of collecting live human specimens to satiate said greed, to her enemies, Meridia

1781
01:24:07,440 --> 01:24:12,760
is known for her violent loathing of disorder as well as her obsessiveness, self-righteousness,

1782
01:24:12,760 --> 01:24:19,120
irrational anger towards entities that seem impure, and hatred of mortal free will and defiance.

1783
01:24:19,120 --> 01:24:25,280
She believes that free will should be surrendered to passion, destiny is fulfilled for the vessel.

1784
01:24:25,280 --> 01:24:32,960
As with most princes, Meridia sees mortals as assets primarily for use as means to an end.

1785
01:24:32,960 --> 01:24:37,480
Meridia can bestow upon mortals immortality at the cost of their free will, becoming those

1786
01:24:37,480 --> 01:24:42,960
known as the Purified, slaves to her command, cleanse of disease, death, and free will.

1787
01:24:42,960 --> 01:24:46,720
People who join the ranks of the Purified are both those that willingly pledge to serve

1788
01:24:46,720 --> 01:24:50,760
Meridia and the unwilling such as those that defy her.

1789
01:24:50,760 --> 01:24:56,680
Meridia also granted immortality to her champion, Umaril the Unfettered, and the ancient Aelid

1790
01:24:56,680 --> 01:25:01,580
enemy of Pelennil Whitestrake.

1791
01:25:01,580 --> 01:25:06,440
Her Aurorans and Umaril returned during the time of the Oblivion Crisis to seek vengeance

1792
01:25:06,440 --> 01:25:08,200
on the divines.

1793
01:25:08,200 --> 01:25:12,560
Her sphere of energy and life often brings her into conflict with many of the other princes

1794
01:25:12,560 --> 01:25:13,880
of Oblivion.

1795
01:25:13,880 --> 01:25:17,800
She most notable examples of this include the feuds that she has in an internal battle

1796
01:25:17,800 --> 01:25:20,480
with the Daedric Prince of Domination, Malak Bol.

1797
01:25:20,480 --> 01:25:26,500
She can't stand this person because he created the vampires.

1798
01:25:26,500 --> 01:25:31,200
During the waning days of the Aelid Empire, Meridia would be responsible for the destruction

1799
01:25:31,200 --> 01:25:40,640
of Mola Gabal Worshiping, Aelid city of Abagarlus, commanding her knights in the Meridia Worshiping

1800
01:25:40,640 --> 01:25:47,760
Aelid city of Dilidil to invade after discovering a great and terrible weapon known as the Mortum

1801
01:25:47,760 --> 01:25:58,000
Vivictus was gifted to Abagarlus by the Lord of Domination himself.

1802
01:25:58,000 --> 01:26:02,960
This feud would continue well into the second era where Meridia's assistance was instrumental

1803
01:26:02,960 --> 01:26:05,480
in stopping Malak Bol's plane milled.

1804
01:26:05,480 --> 01:26:13,640
Whenever they tried to merge them during the Elder Scrolls Online.

1805
01:26:13,640 --> 01:26:15,840
He tried to merge the two worlds into one.

1806
01:26:15,840 --> 01:26:19,560
I remember that was when they used to have those weird circles in the sky.

1807
01:26:19,560 --> 01:26:20,560
Yeah.

1808
01:26:20,560 --> 01:26:25,720
Those big ass anchors would jump down and almost smash my skull.

1809
01:26:25,720 --> 01:26:26,720
They should have landed right next to me.

1810
01:26:26,720 --> 01:26:28,360
Yep, that's what I was talking about.

1811
01:26:28,360 --> 01:26:29,360
Okay.

1812
01:26:29,360 --> 01:26:34,120
The denizens of Malak Bol's realm of Cold Harbor refer to Meridia as the Shining Bitch.

1813
01:26:34,120 --> 01:26:35,120
Damn.

1814
01:26:35,120 --> 01:26:37,840
Tell me how you really feel.

1815
01:26:37,840 --> 01:26:43,360
Her worshippers are often locked away and tortured in the lightless Obelit.

1816
01:26:43,360 --> 01:26:48,400
Her other notable enemies include Nocturnal, who once invaded Meridia's realm in her quest

1817
01:26:48,400 --> 01:26:54,960
to rewrite reality and Eberarm, the god of war who dislikes most Daedra Princess.

1818
01:26:54,960 --> 01:26:58,400
Next one up we have is Malak Bol.

1819
01:26:58,400 --> 01:27:03,040
He's a Daedric Prince whose fear is the domination and enslavement of mortals.

1820
01:27:03,040 --> 01:27:07,280
His ultimate desire is to harvest the souls of all mortals, bringing them within his sway

1821
01:27:07,280 --> 01:27:10,840
by spreading seeds of strife and discord in the mortal realms.

1822
01:27:10,840 --> 01:27:15,360
To this end, he obsessively collects soul gems and even dragged pieces of Nern into

1823
01:27:15,360 --> 01:27:18,600
his realm to satisfy his insatiable desire for conquest.

1824
01:27:18,600 --> 01:27:21,640
The more souls he collects, the more he wants.

1825
01:27:21,640 --> 01:27:24,020
Malak Bol values patience and cunning.

1826
01:27:24,020 --> 01:27:28,120
He often deceives those he deals with and has no trouble waiting exceedingly long periods

1827
01:27:28,120 --> 01:27:30,280
of time for his plans to come to fruition.

1828
01:27:30,280 --> 01:27:33,680
He also takes great pleasure in the suffering of mortals and often has them tortured for

1829
01:27:33,680 --> 01:27:35,480
his amusement.

1830
01:27:35,480 --> 01:27:39,640
Those who fall into his clutches are first to labor ceaselessly for his benefit.

1831
01:27:39,640 --> 01:27:44,760
The Prince has a penchant for necromancy, often employing the use of the risen dead

1832
01:27:44,760 --> 01:27:50,920
and forcing his followers to serve beyond the grave.

1833
01:27:50,920 --> 01:27:55,760
He is capable of preserving live mortals far beyond the normal lifespan to prolong their

1834
01:27:55,760 --> 01:27:56,760
suffering.

1835
01:27:56,760 --> 01:28:02,240
Malak Bol is acknowledged as the father of several children, though it is unclear what

1836
01:28:02,240 --> 01:28:04,080
those relationships mean to him.

1837
01:28:04,080 --> 01:28:12,280
His son, Oza Zakhar, who is the Daedric Titan, has a daughter named Malagrunda and a winged

1838
01:28:12,280 --> 01:28:18,640
Twilight who took the lowly frost Akronok Nomeg Gwe as her consort.

1839
01:28:18,640 --> 01:28:23,040
Malak Bol did not approve of the relationship and had them both banished to Oblivion so

1840
01:28:23,040 --> 01:28:25,120
that he could punish them for eternity.

1841
01:28:25,120 --> 01:28:31,960
A persistent legend about Haemon Cameron claims that he is a progeny of Malak Bol and Breton

1842
01:28:31,960 --> 01:28:32,960
woman.

1843
01:28:32,960 --> 01:28:37,240
So he claims to be the child of the two.

1844
01:28:37,240 --> 01:28:45,040
Malak Bol's enemy include Ebonarm, Bumweithia Meridia, Lamebol, and Arkay.

1845
01:28:45,040 --> 01:28:49,520
Arkay is the god of funerals and stuff like that.

1846
01:28:49,520 --> 01:28:54,520
How you always find the priests of Arkay in Skyrim where they attend to the dead and the

1847
01:28:54,520 --> 01:28:56,720
crypts and stuff like that.

1848
01:28:56,720 --> 01:28:59,040
He was at one point allied with Azura.

1849
01:28:59,040 --> 01:29:04,400
His summoning day is during Sheila on the 20th of Eveningstar.

1850
01:29:04,400 --> 01:29:09,040
He appears before his cultist in the guise of a mortal whenever invoked on these dates.

1851
01:29:09,040 --> 01:29:12,080
Then we have Nymeria.

1852
01:29:12,080 --> 01:29:14,240
She's one of the most disgusting ones.

1853
01:29:14,240 --> 01:29:17,600
Nymeria is the Daedra prince whose fear is the ancient darkness.

1854
01:29:17,600 --> 01:29:21,520
She is also known as the Daedra prince of hunger, the mistress of Decay, the lady of

1855
01:29:21,520 --> 01:29:25,040
Decay, the spirit Daedra, and the goddess of the dark.

1856
01:29:25,040 --> 01:29:31,080
Nymeria is the ruler of sundry dark and spirited shadows and is often associated with slugs,

1857
01:29:31,080 --> 01:29:36,320
spiders, and other things that inspire mortals with instinctive revulsion.

1858
01:29:36,320 --> 01:29:39,800
The symbol of a bat is featured on her emblem.

1859
01:29:39,800 --> 01:29:45,020
The Khajiit believe that all creatures who feed on rotten flesh are her spies.

1860
01:29:45,020 --> 01:29:49,960
She is the Daedra prince of spirits and shadows as well as a patron of vermin and squalor.

1861
01:29:49,960 --> 01:29:55,640
Nymeria also appears to be associated with beggars and the beggaring gifts of disease,

1862
01:29:55,640 --> 01:29:58,840
pity, and disregard.

1863
01:29:58,840 --> 01:30:06,240
Nymeria and her shadow endeavors are often recognized to bear some association with eternity.

1864
01:30:06,240 --> 01:30:10,440
Someone in line with this, the Khajiit believe that she has a spirit of infinite realms.

1865
01:30:10,440 --> 01:30:13,320
Nymeria sees herself as an outright ruler of all spirits.

1866
01:30:13,320 --> 01:30:18,040
In some cultures and creation stories, she is responsible for corrupting Lorkhan or making

1867
01:30:18,040 --> 01:30:21,320
a deal with him during his endeavor to create Mundus.

1868
01:30:21,320 --> 01:30:26,120
Mortals who become ensnared by this spirit are tortured until they forget who they were

1869
01:30:26,120 --> 01:30:28,120
and know only Nymeria.

1870
01:30:28,120 --> 01:30:33,960
Ancient Khajiit knew her as Ur-Dra, a term also used to describe Nyturnal.

1871
01:30:33,960 --> 01:30:37,720
It implies that the owner of the title is the eldest and most powerful of the Daedric

1872
01:30:37,720 --> 01:30:38,720
princes.

1873
01:30:38,720 --> 01:30:45,000
Hermes Mora is similarly called Ur-Dra or Elder than Ada.

1874
01:30:45,000 --> 01:30:49,920
Nymeria's followers and the priesthood of the Arkay have clashed on multiple occasions

1875
01:30:49,920 --> 01:30:51,360
in the past.

1876
01:30:51,360 --> 01:30:58,440
Nymeria counts Azura, the Twilight Cantor's, Ekin-Arthi, and Eberon arm among her enemies.

1877
01:30:58,440 --> 01:31:03,520
Her summoning day is Murkos Day, the ninth of the second seed.

1878
01:31:03,520 --> 01:31:05,640
I only got a couple more here.

1879
01:31:05,640 --> 01:31:08,480
Well, I say a couple.

1880
01:31:08,480 --> 01:31:10,040
About four more.

1881
01:31:10,040 --> 01:31:15,560
We'll go ahead and save them for next week though and do that as a part three.

1882
01:31:15,560 --> 01:31:19,640
The first one we'll start with next week is Nocturnal.

1883
01:31:19,640 --> 01:31:20,640
Nocturnal?

1884
01:31:20,640 --> 01:31:21,640
Yep.

1885
01:31:21,640 --> 01:31:23,640
They sure are missing that time.

1886
01:31:23,640 --> 01:31:24,640
Yeah.

1887
01:31:24,640 --> 01:31:30,320
Because you look like you're getting ready to go night and night.

1888
01:31:30,320 --> 01:31:32,520
Alright moving on to the last segment that we got today.

1889
01:31:32,520 --> 01:31:34,120
Are you ready for some Reddit?

1890
01:31:34,120 --> 01:31:35,120
Yep.

1891
01:31:35,120 --> 01:31:40,640
You ready to hear all these stupid sons of bitches from Reddit?

1892
01:31:40,640 --> 01:31:45,560
Alright first one we have is by TerribleLog1701.

1893
01:31:45,560 --> 01:31:48,000
This person puts.

1894
01:31:48,000 --> 01:31:49,000
Simple story.

1895
01:31:49,000 --> 01:31:50,000
Context.

1896
01:31:50,000 --> 01:31:51,000
21 year old man.

1897
01:31:51,000 --> 01:31:55,600
Some friends and I were renting an AirBnB and it was the last day before leaving.

1898
01:31:55,600 --> 01:31:58,200
I was sweeping the kitchen and my friend was leaning against a wall.

1899
01:31:58,200 --> 01:32:02,600
I reached the spot she was standing at and didn't want to make her move since I literally

1900
01:32:02,600 --> 01:32:05,760
was just going to do it quickly in one sweep and move on.

1901
01:32:05,760 --> 01:32:09,840
Not wanting her to move I said, spread your legs I need to get in.

1902
01:32:09,840 --> 01:32:14,280
In my mind I was just asking her to quickly spread her legs, widen her stance basically

1903
01:32:14,280 --> 01:32:16,060
so that I can sweep between them and leave.

1904
01:32:16,060 --> 01:32:19,760
But I suppose that wasn't communicated fully in my statement.

1905
01:32:19,760 --> 01:32:22,960
She goes, whoa and then starts bursting out laughing.

1906
01:32:22,960 --> 01:32:23,960
I'm confused.

1907
01:32:23,960 --> 01:32:24,960
She laughs like a mad man.

1908
01:32:24,960 --> 01:32:27,280
Stammers away making her way to the group.

1909
01:32:27,280 --> 01:32:31,720
Or she repeats what I had said to the entire group bursting out laughing at me.

1910
01:32:31,720 --> 01:32:36,040
It's then that I realized how what I said could be taken in a different way.

1911
01:32:36,040 --> 01:32:38,920
I just continued my sweeping as everyone laughed at me.

1912
01:32:38,920 --> 01:32:45,400
I just sweep it like all sad.

1913
01:32:45,400 --> 01:32:47,160
Spread your legs let me in.

1914
01:32:47,160 --> 01:32:50,800
I said now.

1915
01:32:50,800 --> 01:32:59,520
Alright next one is by Kayla with one two three four five six seven eight nine threes

1916
01:32:59,520 --> 01:33:01,320
in a row.

1917
01:33:01,320 --> 01:33:02,320
Damn.

1918
01:33:02,320 --> 01:33:05,200
Apparently Kayla was a very common name on Reddit.

1919
01:33:05,200 --> 01:33:06,200
Nine threes?

1920
01:33:06,200 --> 01:33:07,200
How much is that?

1921
01:33:07,200 --> 01:33:10,200
Nine times three is what?

1922
01:33:10,200 --> 01:33:11,760
Twenty seven.

1923
01:33:11,760 --> 01:33:14,640
Maybe she's just her age.

1924
01:33:14,640 --> 01:33:16,640
Twenty seven.

1925
01:33:16,640 --> 01:33:18,840
At the time yeah.

1926
01:33:18,840 --> 01:33:22,840
I've been friends with benefits with somebody for a decent bit of time now.

1927
01:33:22,840 --> 01:33:27,520
Long story short without delving into intimate details I made him give me eye contact during

1928
01:33:27,520 --> 01:33:31,560
fellatio which apparently overwhelmed him emotionally and he passed out.

1929
01:33:31,560 --> 01:33:38,440
Damn he's like hey look at that damn sharing gun and his brain collapsed.

1930
01:33:38,440 --> 01:33:39,960
He kept saying no.

1931
01:33:39,960 --> 01:33:45,600
I kept asking him for eye contact or I wouldn't continue.

1932
01:33:45,600 --> 01:33:49,520
I just wanted some emotional intimacy and to play with him a bit.

1933
01:33:49,520 --> 01:33:54,080
I ended up calling 911 and they wanted to take him to the hospital because he was still

1934
01:33:54,080 --> 01:33:57,960
out out of it whenever he got there.

1935
01:33:57,960 --> 01:34:00,800
She took his fucking soul.

1936
01:34:00,800 --> 01:34:03,320
It turns out he had mild syncope.

1937
01:34:03,320 --> 01:34:04,320
What's that?

1938
01:34:04,320 --> 01:34:05,800
I'll explain here in a minute.

1939
01:34:05,800 --> 01:34:12,160
I stayed with him all evening and stuck with him and let's see I stayed with him all evening

1940
01:34:12,160 --> 01:34:14,360
and stuck him with a fat medical bill.

1941
01:34:14,360 --> 01:34:19,000
The entire evening in the ER not fun and on top of that I feel so guilty for breaking

1942
01:34:19,000 --> 01:34:20,000
his bank.

1943
01:34:20,000 --> 01:34:22,080
Of course we live in the US.

1944
01:34:22,080 --> 01:34:26,240
He says he's okay with it but not really a fun evening.

1945
01:34:26,240 --> 01:34:28,920
Feels awful for me.

1946
01:34:28,920 --> 01:34:33,400
So basically I didn't know what the hell that even meant.

1947
01:34:33,400 --> 01:34:37,720
So you go down to the comments and somebody actually explains what the fuck it is.

1948
01:34:37,720 --> 01:34:42,760
Syncope is caused by a decrease in blood flow to the brain typically from low blood pressure.

1949
01:34:42,760 --> 01:34:44,600
I guess his blood is elsewhere.

1950
01:34:44,600 --> 01:34:47,840
Dick must have been fucking rock hard.

1951
01:34:47,840 --> 01:34:50,760
And then he bent down to stare at her and passed out.

1952
01:34:50,760 --> 01:34:53,480
He's like here's my eye.

1953
01:34:53,480 --> 01:35:00,480
Somebody put the impaired blow job she literally sucked the life out of him.

1954
01:35:00,480 --> 01:35:05,880
Imagine getting taken to the hospital for that.

1955
01:35:05,880 --> 01:35:11,840
I'm like handed from getting my dick sucked.

1956
01:35:11,840 --> 01:35:15,000
We go from that one blow job to another.

1957
01:35:15,000 --> 01:35:23,280
Next one is by border melancholy.

1958
01:35:23,280 --> 01:35:31,240
This person puts my fiance and I got some weird alone time and wanted to make the best

1959
01:35:31,240 --> 01:35:32,240
of it.

1960
01:35:32,240 --> 01:35:36,480
We have super busy schedules lately so finding time to be intimate has been difficult.

1961
01:35:36,480 --> 01:35:39,600
We discovered very quickly that we were out of condoms.

1962
01:35:39,600 --> 01:35:43,240
He went to the store as fast as he could and grabbed the first box he could see and came

1963
01:35:43,240 --> 01:35:45,040
back home.

1964
01:35:45,040 --> 01:35:46,040
When he put it on.

1965
01:35:46,040 --> 01:35:47,040
There we go.

1966
01:35:47,040 --> 01:35:48,040
When he put it on.

1967
01:35:48,040 --> 01:35:49,440
I heard first box he could see.

1968
01:35:49,440 --> 01:35:50,440
I know.

1969
01:35:50,440 --> 01:35:52,480
You got some random bullshit.

1970
01:35:52,480 --> 01:35:55,600
Not the dollar tree once.

1971
01:35:55,600 --> 01:35:57,360
The dollar once.

1972
01:35:57,360 --> 01:35:59,240
We'll see what he got.

1973
01:35:59,240 --> 01:36:02,960
When he put it on he said it felt a bit tight after a few seconds.

1974
01:36:02,960 --> 01:36:04,520
He said that it was going soft.

1975
01:36:04,520 --> 01:36:05,520
He was going soft.

1976
01:36:05,520 --> 01:36:16,360
I figured I should be a good fiance and help him out so I had him lay down and gave him

1977
01:36:16,360 --> 01:36:20,760
head until he was hard again and then a little longer for good measure.

1978
01:36:20,760 --> 01:36:24,280
He didn't take the condom off so we didn't have to deal with him trying to put it on

1979
01:36:24,280 --> 01:36:27,960
again and potentially going soft so I just sucked him off with the rubber on.

1980
01:36:27,960 --> 01:36:28,960
Damn girl.

1981
01:36:28,960 --> 01:36:31,960
Latex shit must be nasty though.

1982
01:36:31,960 --> 01:36:35,960
We successfully had sex and then almost immediately afterwards I realized I couldn't feel my

1983
01:36:35,960 --> 01:36:36,960
lips or tongue.

1984
01:36:36,960 --> 01:36:38,960
How is one of those numbing cream ones?

1985
01:36:38,960 --> 01:36:44,160
Or those like stamina ones that numb his cock?

1986
01:36:44,160 --> 01:36:46,800
He said his lips felt a little tingly too.

1987
01:36:46,800 --> 01:36:47,800
We didn't know why.

1988
01:36:47,800 --> 01:36:50,880
He decided to check the condom box to see what they were made out of.

1989
01:36:50,880 --> 01:36:56,320
They don't fucking reverse because that should only be on the inside for him not for her.

1990
01:36:56,320 --> 01:36:59,880
Apparently whatever he bought had some kind of numbing stuff on it to make the guy last

1991
01:36:59,880 --> 01:37:04,440
longer which adds up because it took him absolutely forever to finish.

1992
01:37:04,440 --> 01:37:09,000
So whenever I sucked his dick I got the numbing stuff all over my mouth and didn't realize

1993
01:37:09,000 --> 01:37:13,440
it because she was so far into the foreplay in sex.

1994
01:37:13,440 --> 01:37:16,440
And then whenever she kissed him during sex she transferred some of the numbing agent

1995
01:37:16,440 --> 01:37:19,120
to him and made both of their tongues go numb.

1996
01:37:19,120 --> 01:37:21,120
Wait why is it on the outside?

1997
01:37:21,120 --> 01:37:24,000
Well whatever it unrolls I mean.

1998
01:37:24,000 --> 01:37:27,120
Well no because it's gonna spread.

1999
01:37:27,120 --> 01:37:28,120
Maybe I don't know.

2000
01:37:28,120 --> 01:37:29,120
It's gonna spread.

2001
01:37:29,120 --> 01:37:33,280
It's gonna be like some sort of weird like maybe you put it backwards.

2002
01:37:33,280 --> 01:37:34,680
How do you put it on backwards?

2003
01:37:34,680 --> 01:37:35,680
You can put it on reverse.

2004
01:37:35,680 --> 01:37:36,680
Wouldn't unroll.

2005
01:37:36,680 --> 01:37:39,320
It would unroll every way you want.

2006
01:37:39,320 --> 01:37:42,280
Once it's unrolled you can put it inside out.

2007
01:37:42,280 --> 01:37:45,280
But you'd have to go through a hell of a lot of trouble to do that.

2008
01:37:45,280 --> 01:37:46,880
Right but something about it just seems odd.

2009
01:37:46,880 --> 01:37:49,320
Like that should not be on the outside at all.

2010
01:37:49,320 --> 01:37:50,320
It should only be on the outside.

2011
01:37:50,320 --> 01:37:54,120
It's the same thing whenever it says that it has internal lubricant but it's still on

2012
01:37:54,120 --> 01:37:55,120
the outside.

2013
01:37:55,120 --> 01:38:00,120
The numbing agent would affect her vagina too which would make no sense for her.

2014
01:38:00,120 --> 01:38:01,420
She doesn't need to be numb.

2015
01:38:01,420 --> 01:38:03,960
But it may not be like it only may be a little bit.

2016
01:38:03,960 --> 01:38:07,120
But then she says she was going to town too.

2017
01:38:07,120 --> 01:38:09,880
What is she fucking like uh the inside.

2018
01:38:09,880 --> 01:38:14,680
I'm real confused as to why the numbing agent is on the outside and the inside.

2019
01:38:14,680 --> 01:38:16,800
It makes no fucking sense to me.

2020
01:38:16,800 --> 01:38:17,800
I'm confused.

2021
01:38:17,800 --> 01:38:18,800
That's all I'm gonna say.

2022
01:38:18,800 --> 01:38:20,400
Maybe I don't use enough condoms.

2023
01:38:20,400 --> 01:38:23,880
Maybe I have no idea.

2024
01:38:23,880 --> 01:38:28,180
She says I couldn't drink water without dribbling it for a good 20 minutes and even slurred

2025
01:38:28,180 --> 01:38:31,920
my speech a bit because I couldn't use my tongue to properly speak.

2026
01:38:31,920 --> 01:38:37,880
That's what happens whenever you know you suck on a numbing agent condom.

2027
01:38:37,880 --> 01:38:38,880
Weird.

2028
01:38:38,880 --> 01:38:43,400
Uh next one is by uh Far Promotion 5010.

2029
01:38:43,400 --> 01:38:45,020
This person puts.

2030
01:38:45,020 --> 01:38:47,160
This has been bothering me and I need to vent.

2031
01:38:47,160 --> 01:38:51,320
I have a wide array of interests whenever it comes to adult content.

2032
01:38:51,320 --> 01:38:54,200
I was on a reddit group involving moms and sons.

2033
01:38:54,200 --> 01:38:55,200
I was fully aware.

2034
01:38:55,200 --> 01:39:00,160
At least a man is honest.

2035
01:39:00,160 --> 01:39:03,520
I was fully aware that it's not real and that's the point.

2036
01:39:03,520 --> 01:39:06,960
It's a dumb fantasy that I like sexy mature women.

2037
01:39:06,960 --> 01:39:11,400
While on the group I followed a link to a discord chat a discord group that I believed

2038
01:39:11,400 --> 01:39:13,920
would basically be a cougar milf type group.

2039
01:39:13,920 --> 01:39:16,040
So you're looking for milfs.

2040
01:39:16,040 --> 01:39:19,160
You've been there you know.

2041
01:39:19,160 --> 01:39:24,400
Whenever I joined the discord every channel was locked requiring registration on a website.

2042
01:39:24,400 --> 01:39:25,400
It seemed strange to me.

2043
01:39:25,400 --> 01:39:27,240
Like a possible scam.

2044
01:39:27,240 --> 01:39:32,360
So I closed the window and went on my way without ever receiving access to the group.

2045
01:39:32,360 --> 01:39:36,160
The next day I received a message saying I was locked out of discord for three days because

2046
01:39:36,160 --> 01:39:38,840
the discord contained content involving minors.

2047
01:39:38,840 --> 01:39:40,880
Holy shit ya fuck up bro.

2048
01:39:40,880 --> 01:39:42,920
I was horrified and disgusted.

2049
01:39:42,920 --> 01:39:45,400
I want nothing to do with kitty.

2050
01:39:45,400 --> 01:39:47,960
I can't.

2051
01:39:47,960 --> 01:39:51,120
You say the two words together you're going to get blocked on YouTube.

2052
01:39:51,120 --> 01:39:52,120
Kitty pool.

2053
01:39:52,120 --> 01:39:53,120
Yes.

2054
01:39:53,120 --> 01:39:54,120
Yes.

2055
01:39:54,120 --> 01:39:55,120
Close enough.

2056
01:39:55,120 --> 01:39:56,120
Kitty corn.

2057
01:39:56,120 --> 01:39:57,120
There you go.

2058
01:39:57,120 --> 01:39:59,280
Why'd you get banned on YouTube?

2059
01:39:59,280 --> 01:40:03,760
And now even been that close to me is haunting me.

2060
01:40:03,760 --> 01:40:07,080
Yeah you shouldn't follow those.

2061
01:40:07,080 --> 01:40:10,560
This person puts the first comment building that alibi.

2062
01:40:10,560 --> 01:40:11,560
Nice.

2063
01:40:11,560 --> 01:40:16,320
That would be a terrifying thing.

2064
01:40:16,320 --> 01:40:21,120
Because all you do is want to get some actual honest adult content and you run into something

2065
01:40:21,120 --> 01:40:23,120
like way B like uh oh.

2066
01:40:23,120 --> 01:40:27,320
It makes me wonder how pedophiles do it.

2067
01:40:27,320 --> 01:40:30,040
They just seem to find that shit everywhere.

2068
01:40:30,040 --> 01:40:37,760
And you got to do everything you can to avoid it.

2069
01:40:37,760 --> 01:40:39,200
The guy actually responded to that.

2070
01:40:39,200 --> 01:40:43,400
He's like joke all you want but whenever I saw that message from discord telling me

2071
01:40:43,400 --> 01:40:46,880
I was temporarily banned it made my skin crawl.

2072
01:40:46,880 --> 01:40:49,920
Like it was the actual poster that actually commented underneath it.

2073
01:40:49,920 --> 01:40:51,920
They're trying to build more of that alibi.

2074
01:40:51,920 --> 01:40:54,520
But it's like building that alibi.

2075
01:40:54,520 --> 01:40:55,520
Nice.

2076
01:40:55,520 --> 01:40:56,520
It's like calm down Diddy.

2077
01:40:56,520 --> 01:41:00,240
They don't believe you anyway.

2078
01:41:00,240 --> 01:41:03,240
Get your freak hops on.

2079
01:41:03,240 --> 01:41:06,440
Like nobody knew Diddy was doing this shit.

2080
01:41:06,440 --> 01:41:07,440
Come on man.

2081
01:41:07,440 --> 01:41:08,440
Everybody knew Diddy was doing.

2082
01:41:08,440 --> 01:41:09,440
Diddy was dittling.

2083
01:41:09,440 --> 01:41:10,440
We knew.

2084
01:41:10,440 --> 01:41:13,320
Diddy was definitely down to dittling.

2085
01:41:13,320 --> 01:41:16,120
His mom was in some of those freak hops.

2086
01:41:16,120 --> 01:41:17,120
I know.

2087
01:41:17,120 --> 01:41:18,120
I was like god dang Diddy.

2088
01:41:18,120 --> 01:41:20,120
You've been in the family huh?

2089
01:41:20,120 --> 01:41:21,600
He was like dude.

2090
01:41:21,600 --> 01:41:26,080
Like days long session that the performers would be so exhausted.

2091
01:41:26,080 --> 01:41:30,600
They had IV dribs to get rehydrated.

2092
01:41:30,600 --> 01:41:32,600
Like they had to be hooked up to IVs.

2093
01:41:32,600 --> 01:41:34,600
Ain't that fucked bro.

2094
01:41:34,600 --> 01:41:36,640
I was like what the fuck.

2095
01:41:36,640 --> 01:41:37,640
You're so fucking tired.

2096
01:41:37,640 --> 01:41:41,480
They got to put you in an IV to get your fucking fluids back up.

2097
01:41:41,480 --> 01:41:44,760
They had to give him like basically heroin and shit to get him active again.

2098
01:41:44,760 --> 01:41:45,760
Heesh man.

2099
01:41:45,760 --> 01:41:49,080
That's just how he was as a person.

2100
01:41:49,080 --> 01:41:50,360
He just had the money to do it.

2101
01:41:50,360 --> 01:41:53,760
And then there's a bunch of people going back now looking at the videos that he was in and

2102
01:41:53,760 --> 01:41:57,640
stuff for rap songs where he's just looking at the other dudes ass the entire time and

2103
01:41:57,640 --> 01:41:58,640
stuff.

2104
01:41:58,640 --> 01:42:00,360
Oh diddy was looking even back then.

2105
01:42:00,360 --> 01:42:02,560
There were the rappers that were running away from it.

2106
01:42:02,560 --> 01:42:04,400
It just shows you uh.

2107
01:42:04,400 --> 01:42:09,120
Well you gotta get right with yourself I guess.

2108
01:42:09,120 --> 01:42:10,120
As a person right.

2109
01:42:10,120 --> 01:42:11,120
You gotta understand yourself as a person.

2110
01:42:11,120 --> 01:42:12,120
Yeah.

2111
01:42:12,120 --> 01:42:16,000
Because if you ever had access to that level of money you don't know.

2112
01:42:16,000 --> 01:42:19,000
You hope you know what person you'd be.

2113
01:42:19,000 --> 01:42:21,280
If you had money I could see you throwing free calls.

2114
01:42:21,280 --> 01:42:22,280
No.

2115
01:42:22,280 --> 01:42:23,280
Why would I throw a free.

2116
01:42:23,280 --> 01:42:24,280
Why would I want a bunch of people in my.

2117
01:42:24,280 --> 01:42:28,000
Get the fuck out of my damn house.

2118
01:42:28,000 --> 01:42:31,360
Over a thousand bottles of baby oil.

2119
01:42:31,360 --> 01:42:34,720
I want to build a cozy home where like you know for a nice family.

2120
01:42:34,720 --> 01:42:36,880
I don't want some nasty ass fucking mansion.

2121
01:42:36,880 --> 01:42:41,320
But that's what I'm saying like all these people are like you know what.

2122
01:42:41,320 --> 01:42:43,560
Because that was him.

2123
01:42:43,560 --> 01:42:46,080
He just like once he had the money he got to do it.

2124
01:42:46,080 --> 01:42:47,920
But he always wanted that.

2125
01:42:47,920 --> 01:42:48,920
He always wanted the free calls.

2126
01:42:48,920 --> 01:42:49,920
Yeah.

2127
01:42:49,920 --> 01:42:50,920
He just didn't have the money to do it.

2128
01:42:50,920 --> 01:42:51,920
Now he did.

2129
01:42:51,920 --> 01:42:54,920
So you gotta wonder like uh.

2130
01:42:54,920 --> 01:42:58,600
You gotta fit yourself out before you get rich and famous because you never know.

2131
01:42:58,600 --> 01:43:02,280
What's funny is that there's even those memes where he chose Diddy and Lyman and they've

2132
01:43:02,280 --> 01:43:07,040
got the next thing where it's the Costco lady looking at the bottles of baby oil.

2133
01:43:07,040 --> 01:43:08,040
It's like uh uh.

2134
01:43:08,040 --> 01:43:11,200
That'll be eighteen thousand seven hundred dollars fifty three cents.

2135
01:43:11,200 --> 01:43:12,200
I got you.

2136
01:43:12,200 --> 01:43:18,720
Sometimes I hope that I'm a good enough person not to be.

2137
01:43:18,720 --> 01:43:21,000
Because like money does not change anybody.

2138
01:43:21,000 --> 01:43:22,260
It just makes you you.

2139
01:43:22,260 --> 01:43:24,280
It just exacerbates what you've already got.

2140
01:43:24,280 --> 01:43:26,560
Or what you already are.

2141
01:43:26,560 --> 01:43:29,960
So he was always a freak and now he just had the money to do it.

2142
01:43:29,960 --> 01:43:32,960
So he had he had the money to do it because that shit was insane.

2143
01:43:32,960 --> 01:43:33,960
Yeah.

2144
01:43:33,960 --> 01:43:34,960
All the video.

2145
01:43:34,960 --> 01:43:39,680
When that when that prosecutor said they had video footage I'm like oh Diddy done.

2146
01:43:39,680 --> 01:43:41,520
They got him on camera.

2147
01:43:41,520 --> 01:43:45,880
All right next one is by accepts compliments.

2148
01:43:45,880 --> 01:43:47,720
This person puts.

2149
01:43:47,720 --> 01:43:51,400
So I'm currently on a trip to Spain staying in a hostel.

2150
01:43:51,400 --> 01:43:55,360
I was in a shared kitchen on the first night and wanted to make myself a cup of tea.

2151
01:43:55,360 --> 01:43:56,860
But some guy was using the kettle.

2152
01:43:56,860 --> 01:43:57,860
No issues.

2153
01:43:57,860 --> 01:43:58,860
Me.

2154
01:43:58,860 --> 01:44:00,640
You know whenever you're done him.

2155
01:44:00,640 --> 01:44:02,720
Why me.

2156
01:44:02,720 --> 01:44:05,320
I'm just looking to make some tea him annoyed.

2157
01:44:05,320 --> 01:44:06,320
Why.

2158
01:44:06,320 --> 01:44:08,760
So I can fucking drink it.

2159
01:44:08,760 --> 01:44:09,760
What do you mean me.

2160
01:44:09,760 --> 01:44:11,840
I just feel like making a cup of tea.

2161
01:44:11,840 --> 01:44:12,840
What's the issue.

2162
01:44:12,840 --> 01:44:18,220
He turns to me clearly very irritated and says the word again more enunciated.

2163
01:44:18,220 --> 01:44:23,400
At which point I realized he wasn't saying why he was saying wait in a very strong accent.

2164
01:44:23,400 --> 01:44:24,400
How.

2165
01:44:24,400 --> 01:44:25,400
White.

2166
01:44:25,400 --> 01:44:26,400
Huh boy.

2167
01:44:26,400 --> 01:44:30,960
I feel like an asshole after that.

2168
01:44:30,960 --> 01:44:32,080
I'm sorry.

2169
01:44:32,080 --> 01:44:35,800
At this point a group of people standing nearby are staring at us.

2170
01:44:35,800 --> 01:44:36,840
One is amused.

2171
01:44:36,840 --> 01:44:38,360
One is giving me a dirty look.

2172
01:44:38,360 --> 01:44:39,920
Well the third is rolling her eyes.

2173
01:44:39,920 --> 01:44:41,840
I realize I'm looking like a Karen.

2174
01:44:41,840 --> 01:44:43,720
Like an American woman.

2175
01:44:43,720 --> 01:44:45,280
God dang it.

2176
01:44:45,280 --> 01:44:48,140
I go red and try to explain that I misheard the guy.

2177
01:44:48,140 --> 01:44:51,880
But before I could get enough words out he cuts me off really angrily.

2178
01:44:51,880 --> 01:44:56,360
And one of the girls from the girls from the group goes leave him alone and have some patience.

2179
01:44:56,360 --> 01:44:57,360
He will be done soon.

2180
01:44:57,360 --> 01:44:59,800
Who the fuck are you talking to.

2181
01:44:59,800 --> 01:45:00,800
This is American.

2182
01:45:00,800 --> 01:45:04,760
It made no fucking sense.

2183
01:45:04,760 --> 01:45:07,240
So anyway I walked away embarrassed.

2184
01:45:07,240 --> 01:45:11,760
Didn't get my tea and I am seriously considering just booking a whole new hostel.

2185
01:45:11,760 --> 01:45:12,760
That sucks.

2186
01:45:12,760 --> 01:45:13,760
TLDR.

2187
01:45:13,760 --> 01:45:17,720
I repeatedly misheard a guy and looked like an obnoxious Karen.

2188
01:45:17,720 --> 01:45:18,720
First comment though.

2189
01:45:18,720 --> 01:45:19,880
That's not your fuck up on your part.

2190
01:45:19,880 --> 01:45:23,840
All dude had to do was say yes.

2191
01:45:23,840 --> 01:45:26,760
But he didn't know because he said wait so I was like why.

2192
01:45:26,760 --> 01:45:27,760
Why.

2193
01:45:27,760 --> 01:45:30,440
But if you're saying it like I don't understand you.

2194
01:45:30,440 --> 01:45:31,920
But he didn't say she didn't understand.

2195
01:45:31,920 --> 01:45:33,640
Like could you say that again.

2196
01:45:33,640 --> 01:45:35,440
He didn't assume it was why.

2197
01:45:35,440 --> 01:45:39,480
Well the person below them too is like yeah or add some extra words shit.

2198
01:45:39,480 --> 01:45:41,480
Instead of saying why.

2199
01:45:41,480 --> 01:45:42,840
Nah I would just be like.

2200
01:45:42,840 --> 01:45:46,480
And why have somebody said that if they wanted to use it why would you say that even.

2201
01:45:46,480 --> 01:45:48,600
Like why would that be a response of wait.

2202
01:45:48,600 --> 01:45:49,960
Because he's using it at the moment.

2203
01:45:49,960 --> 01:45:51,720
Or you bet you would.

2204
01:45:51,720 --> 01:45:53,800
I wouldn't say it in that way.

2205
01:45:53,800 --> 01:45:54,800
Like if somebody said hey.

2206
01:45:54,800 --> 01:45:59,440
We don't know his level of English so if that's all he knew was wait.

2207
01:45:59,440 --> 01:46:00,440
He's trying his best.

2208
01:46:00,440 --> 01:46:02,360
But I'm thinking if he's.

2209
01:46:02,360 --> 01:46:06,280
But if you mishear it in such a way that it sounds like why.

2210
01:46:06,280 --> 01:46:12,040
You would at least think that he'd be probably what English or Australian.

2211
01:46:12,040 --> 01:46:14,760
No because we don't know if he speaks English.

2212
01:46:14,760 --> 01:46:17,000
She never said he never said who he was.

2213
01:46:17,000 --> 01:46:18,000
No.

2214
01:46:18,000 --> 01:46:19,000
It could be like a fucking like.

2215
01:46:19,000 --> 01:46:20,960
Do you think Spanish people say wait.

2216
01:46:20,960 --> 01:46:22,120
Why wait.

2217
01:46:22,120 --> 01:46:23,120
Like why.

2218
01:46:23,120 --> 01:46:24,120
Yeah.

2219
01:46:24,120 --> 01:46:25,120
Actually.

2220
01:46:25,120 --> 01:46:26,120
Why.

2221
01:46:26,120 --> 01:46:27,120
Yeah.

2222
01:46:27,120 --> 01:46:30,120
That's exactly his buddy Hispanic.

2223
01:46:30,120 --> 01:46:35,400
Ass away.

2224
01:46:35,400 --> 01:46:38,080
It's like a just a misunderstanding to me though.

2225
01:46:38,080 --> 01:46:39,720
Not necessarily a true fuck up.

2226
01:46:39,720 --> 01:46:42,120
I mean make it yourself look like a Karen.

2227
01:46:42,120 --> 01:46:43,120
Yeah.

2228
01:46:43,120 --> 01:46:44,120
But.

2229
01:46:44,120 --> 01:46:46,720
All right next one is by why it's jackfruit.

2230
01:46:46,720 --> 01:46:48,120
9 1 4 5.

2231
01:46:48,120 --> 01:46:49,600
This person pits.

2232
01:46:49,600 --> 01:46:53,280
Well if there was ever a case for bad timing bad luck and bad sex.

2233
01:46:53,280 --> 01:46:56,280
This would be.

2234
01:46:56,280 --> 01:46:58,160
The whole Trinity.

2235
01:46:58,160 --> 01:46:59,160
Yeah.

2236
01:46:59,160 --> 01:47:04,160
If I met a woman on Tinder and after some time talking invited her over to my place

2237
01:47:04,160 --> 01:47:07,320
for some dinner and to play some games on Mario Kart.

2238
01:47:07,320 --> 01:47:08,640
A man of true culture.

2239
01:47:08,640 --> 01:47:09,640
Yes.

2240
01:47:09,640 --> 01:47:10,640
I mean they're in the mid 20s.

2241
01:47:10,640 --> 01:47:16,320
So we added a twist that where for each race a person loses they must remove one article

2242
01:47:16,320 --> 01:47:19,320
uploading a true man of culture.

2243
01:47:19,320 --> 01:47:23,840
I mean you know it wouldn't be Mario Kart because I can't stand Mario Kart.

2244
01:47:23,840 --> 01:47:24,840
Mario Party.

2245
01:47:24,840 --> 01:47:25,840
Yeah.

2246
01:47:25,840 --> 01:47:30,280
But we have to make the rounds less than because you can get some like 50 round game like God

2247
01:47:30,280 --> 01:47:31,280
dang.

2248
01:47:31,280 --> 01:47:32,280
Yeah.

2249
01:47:32,280 --> 01:47:33,280
Do like 15 rounds.

2250
01:47:33,280 --> 01:47:34,280
Yeah.

2251
01:47:34,280 --> 01:47:35,280
You got to make the games go quick.

2252
01:47:35,280 --> 01:47:36,280
Yeah.

2253
01:47:36,280 --> 01:47:37,280
More clothes come off faster.

2254
01:47:37,280 --> 01:47:39,480
But at the same time we get so competitive like OK.

2255
01:47:39,480 --> 01:47:43,080
I'm losing this fucking map.

2256
01:47:43,080 --> 01:47:44,680
She's got nothing on your fully clothed.

2257
01:47:44,680 --> 01:47:48,640
I mean it's to be like I win again get the hell out of my house.

2258
01:47:48,640 --> 01:47:50,600
But it ended up in and it always has to be Mario Party 2.

2259
01:47:50,600 --> 01:47:51,600
That's my favorite one.

2260
01:47:51,600 --> 01:47:52,600
Mario Party 2.

2261
01:47:52,600 --> 01:47:53,600
Mario Party 2.

2262
01:47:53,600 --> 01:47:54,600
See I play Smash Bros.

2263
01:47:54,600 --> 01:47:58,560
You got to play a competitive game like that.

2264
01:47:58,560 --> 01:47:59,560
Yeah but I don't know.

2265
01:47:59,560 --> 01:48:00,960
I said Mario Party is my game.

2266
01:48:00,960 --> 01:48:03,560
My jam.

2267
01:48:03,560 --> 01:48:06,520
What ended up ensuing was multiple competitive rounds.

2268
01:48:06,520 --> 01:48:08,160
But in the end I won.

2269
01:48:08,160 --> 01:48:11,280
From there things escalated very quickly and progressed from making out.

2270
01:48:11,280 --> 01:48:12,280
This fight.

2271
01:48:12,280 --> 01:48:13,280
It goes completely wild.

2272
01:48:13,280 --> 01:48:14,280
Yeah because that would be the actual escalation.

2273
01:48:14,280 --> 01:48:23,320
You lose that baby like you.

2274
01:48:23,320 --> 01:48:26,480
Progress from making out to both our clothes coming off eventually reaching the point of

2275
01:48:26,480 --> 01:48:28,200
us having sex.

2276
01:48:28,200 --> 01:48:32,040
Here's where the fuck up of the fuck up comes in.

2277
01:48:32,040 --> 01:48:36,000
In the middle of things we were rough and heavy and she starts to say that her lips

2278
01:48:36,000 --> 01:48:37,000
are getting itchy.

2279
01:48:37,000 --> 01:48:41,120
And while this is happening I can see her breasts thighs and many other parts starting

2280
01:48:41,120 --> 01:48:42,240
to turn red.

2281
01:48:42,240 --> 01:48:44,240
What the hell did you feed her?

2282
01:48:44,240 --> 01:48:50,400
We stop and she asks me if the dinner if the dinner we had had any sort of seafood in it

2283
01:48:50,400 --> 01:48:53,000
and that she was severely allergic to fish.

2284
01:48:53,000 --> 01:49:01,300
I had I was it was not in the dinner but and all of a let's see but in all of that I remember

2285
01:49:01,300 --> 01:49:05,720
that I had salmon for lunch and I kissed her in many spots on her body.

2286
01:49:05,720 --> 01:49:07,600
So you fucking killed her bro.

2287
01:49:07,600 --> 01:49:12,920
I tell her what happened after which she immediately gets dressed back up grabs her bag and immediately

2288
01:49:12,920 --> 01:49:15,720
runs to the car and speeds off presumably I think to the hospital.

2289
01:49:15,720 --> 01:49:18,440
She's got to leave at least go with her.

2290
01:49:18,440 --> 01:49:20,840
She didn't even give me a chance to say anything.

2291
01:49:20,840 --> 01:49:24,040
I tried calling and texting her but got no response to both.

2292
01:49:24,040 --> 01:49:26,280
More than anything I want to make sure that she was okay.

2293
01:49:26,280 --> 01:49:27,280
Yeah exactly.

2294
01:49:27,280 --> 01:49:32,160
And if it was a bad allergy attack to the point of anaphylaxis I was willing to go with

2295
01:49:32,160 --> 01:49:35,940
her and drive her to the hospital considering this whole situation was my fault.

2296
01:49:35,940 --> 01:49:40,680
After three days she texts me a short paragraph basically saying I'm a sweet guy but she wasn't

2297
01:49:40,680 --> 01:49:41,880
feeling a spark.

2298
01:49:41,880 --> 01:49:46,120
I feel horrible about this.

2299
01:49:46,120 --> 01:49:50,880
I feel like me causing the allergy attack probably contributed to her decision.

2300
01:49:50,880 --> 01:49:51,880
Ouch.

2301
01:49:51,880 --> 01:49:57,320
The first comment so long and thanks for all the fish.

2302
01:49:57,320 --> 01:49:58,920
She just booked that shit out of there.

2303
01:49:58,920 --> 01:50:00,760
How long does salmon stay in your mouth bro?

2304
01:50:00,760 --> 01:50:01,760
Damn brush your fucking teeth.

2305
01:50:01,760 --> 01:50:02,760
I know.

2306
01:50:02,760 --> 01:50:03,760
Did he not clean his mouth at all?

2307
01:50:03,760 --> 01:50:04,760
I think he did not.

2308
01:50:04,760 --> 01:50:08,680
I was going to say I was from the pussy he ate early.

2309
01:50:08,680 --> 01:50:11,680
He had that tuna.

2310
01:50:11,680 --> 01:50:12,680
Okay.

2311
01:50:12,680 --> 01:50:17,160
Next one we have is by Daniela the Pielanist.

2312
01:50:17,160 --> 01:50:19,880
The fuck is that?

2313
01:50:19,880 --> 01:50:20,880
I have no idea.

2314
01:50:20,880 --> 01:50:23,160
It doesn't say pianist it says Pielanist.

2315
01:50:23,160 --> 01:50:24,160
Pielanist?

2316
01:50:24,160 --> 01:50:25,920
What the fuck is position?

2317
01:50:25,920 --> 01:50:26,920
What does she do?

2318
01:50:26,920 --> 01:50:28,280
First and first.

2319
01:50:28,280 --> 01:50:29,800
So tonight I made pasta for dinner.

2320
01:50:29,800 --> 01:50:30,920
I love spice.

2321
01:50:30,920 --> 01:50:33,120
So put so many chili flakes in my pasta.

2322
01:50:33,120 --> 01:50:34,120
Little did I know.

2323
01:50:34,120 --> 01:50:39,440
I watched this TikTok video of this mom and her little daughter and she was asking what

2324
01:50:39,440 --> 01:50:41,280
did your dad put on your telescope?

2325
01:50:41,280 --> 01:50:42,960
It was peanut butter right?

2326
01:50:42,960 --> 01:50:48,160
And he was supposed to put cinnamon on it for flavor and he mistook the bottle and he

2327
01:50:48,160 --> 01:50:49,880
put chili powder on it.

2328
01:50:49,880 --> 01:50:53,800
So the little girl is like chili powder?

2329
01:50:53,800 --> 01:50:55,840
My dad made it.

2330
01:50:55,840 --> 01:50:58,600
They fucked up her fucking toast.

2331
01:50:58,600 --> 01:50:59,600
I was like I don't know.

2332
01:50:59,600 --> 01:51:01,320
Did you get the two confused?

2333
01:51:01,320 --> 01:51:02,320
That bad.

2334
01:51:02,320 --> 01:51:04,880
It's like they're both spicy.

2335
01:51:04,880 --> 01:51:08,120
And when you look down at her fucking hand you see the fucking toast right and there's

2336
01:51:08,120 --> 01:51:09,120
a fucking bite out of it.

2337
01:51:09,120 --> 01:51:10,120
You're like oh damn.

2338
01:51:10,120 --> 01:51:12,720
She's like oh I've got that fucking chunk of chili powder.

2339
01:51:12,720 --> 01:51:16,520
She's like this doesn't taste right.

2340
01:51:16,520 --> 01:51:18,000
She'll learn to at least.

2341
01:51:18,000 --> 01:51:20,560
She'll learn never to let her father cook for her.

2342
01:51:20,560 --> 01:51:21,560
Exactly.

2343
01:51:21,560 --> 01:51:25,280
Alright so let's see here.

2344
01:51:25,280 --> 01:51:27,320
Little did I know that I put way too much.

2345
01:51:27,320 --> 01:51:30,520
Also the chili flakes were spicier than I thought they would be.

2346
01:51:30,520 --> 01:51:33,720
And I'm also dealing with a canker sore so that's fun.

2347
01:51:33,720 --> 01:51:34,720
God dang.

2348
01:51:34,720 --> 01:51:35,720
Great.

2349
01:51:35,720 --> 01:51:36,720
She's going through it huh?

2350
01:51:36,720 --> 01:51:40,360
I have high spice tolerance but even I can get a little too confident about it.

2351
01:51:40,360 --> 01:51:44,320
Anyway I started to eat my pasta and it tastes delicious but I can barely eat it because

2352
01:51:44,320 --> 01:51:45,640
my mouth is on fire.

2353
01:51:45,640 --> 01:51:47,080
Also it's 11pm at this point.

2354
01:51:47,080 --> 01:51:48,540
I eat at weird times.

2355
01:51:48,540 --> 01:51:53,080
So I ultimately decided to order in some late night McDonald's to curb my hunger.

2356
01:51:53,080 --> 01:51:54,080
After the pasta.

2357
01:51:54,080 --> 01:51:57,080
Fucking what is it what are they called?

2358
01:51:57,080 --> 01:51:59,800
The people that deliver food?

2359
01:51:59,800 --> 01:52:00,800
The Door Dash?

2360
01:52:00,800 --> 01:52:01,800
Yeah Door Dash?

2361
01:52:01,800 --> 01:52:02,800
Yeah.

2362
01:52:02,800 --> 01:52:05,600
At 11 o'clock I'd be like at 11 o'clock I'm a fucking McBang you want a Big Mac?

2363
01:52:05,600 --> 01:52:08,640
With large fries and a diet coke at 11 o'clock at night.

2364
01:52:08,640 --> 01:52:09,640
Damn.

2365
01:52:09,640 --> 01:52:11,760
Alright so I'd be that guy that would just be making that money.

2366
01:52:11,760 --> 01:52:12,760
Yeah.

2367
01:52:12,760 --> 01:52:16,600
Midnight 1 o'clock I'll get paid.

2368
01:52:16,600 --> 01:52:17,600
As for the pasta.

2369
01:52:17,600 --> 01:52:21,800
I hate wasting food so I put the rest of it into the fridge and I'll eat the rest of it

2370
01:52:21,800 --> 01:52:25,560
whenever it's cold tomorrow and we'll see if that helps tone down the heat a bit.

2371
01:52:25,560 --> 01:52:29,040
After all I wanted some heat but not a mouth full of lava.

2372
01:52:29,040 --> 01:52:30,560
Yeah that'll stop the heat.

2373
01:52:30,560 --> 01:52:32,040
How the fuck is still in there?

2374
01:52:32,040 --> 01:52:33,040
What do you mean the cold?

2375
01:52:33,040 --> 01:52:34,720
That's not gonna stop shit.

2376
01:52:34,720 --> 01:52:35,920
The spice is still in there.

2377
01:52:35,920 --> 01:52:39,280
It'd be like saying yep the hot Cheetos are gonna get less hot after I put them in the

2378
01:52:39,280 --> 01:52:40,280
fridge.

2379
01:52:40,280 --> 01:52:43,080
You know how insane Mexican food cuisine is?

2380
01:52:43,080 --> 01:52:44,960
They have ice cream that's spicy.

2381
01:52:44,960 --> 01:52:45,960
Yes I know.

2382
01:52:45,960 --> 01:52:48,240
Does that not ice cream?

2383
01:52:48,240 --> 01:52:49,240
Yes.

2384
01:52:49,240 --> 01:52:50,240
That's sweet.

2385
01:52:50,240 --> 01:52:51,240
Yes.

2386
01:52:51,240 --> 01:52:55,680
They have beer that's spicy what are you talking about?

2387
01:52:55,680 --> 01:52:57,280
That was what we do man.

2388
01:52:57,280 --> 01:52:58,280
Chilala?

2389
01:52:58,280 --> 01:53:01,440
You gotta come into this game you gotta be ready for everything.

2390
01:53:01,440 --> 01:53:04,600
You gotta be waiting for that asshole to be burning the night.

2391
01:53:04,600 --> 01:53:08,040
Our candy is spicy our freaking ice cream is spicy.

2392
01:53:08,040 --> 01:53:09,040
Look at that.

2393
01:53:09,040 --> 01:53:11,040
Look at the lettuce spice.

2394
01:53:11,040 --> 01:53:13,400
I stay thirsty my friends.

2395
01:53:13,400 --> 01:53:16,000
Literally that's why they have the suckies.

2396
01:53:16,000 --> 01:53:22,080
But man that spicy fucking ice cream tastes good so you know it hits the spot sometimes.

2397
01:53:22,080 --> 01:53:23,080
Is it mango spice?

2398
01:53:23,080 --> 01:53:24,080
Yes.

2399
01:53:24,080 --> 01:53:25,080
See?

2400
01:53:25,080 --> 01:53:26,080
It's fucking delicious.

2401
01:53:26,080 --> 01:53:29,080
I've seen that they sell it at Costco.

2402
01:53:29,080 --> 01:53:32,560
Yep give it a try man.

2403
01:53:32,560 --> 01:53:38,240
Next one is by let's see Pokésatsu96.

2404
01:53:38,240 --> 01:53:41,520
Spurs and Puts.

2405
01:53:41,520 --> 01:53:43,760
More than 96 I'm guessing.

2406
01:53:43,760 --> 01:53:48,040
For context I'm a very hairy man and have been a bit insecure about my body.

2407
01:53:48,040 --> 01:53:49,760
Welcome to the damn club bro.

2408
01:53:49,760 --> 01:53:51,720
God damn Wolverine without a shirt on.

2409
01:53:51,720 --> 01:53:54,600
You're in the complex of Wolverine with no shit fucking hairiest motherfucker.

2410
01:53:54,600 --> 01:53:57,200
He doesn't look like you Jackman.

2411
01:53:57,200 --> 01:54:01,400
I also have a tendency to involuntary twitch.

2412
01:54:01,400 --> 01:54:05,960
I don't think it's Tourette's but I've never been tested for it before.

2413
01:54:05,960 --> 01:54:10,900
Anyway I've been reading online that some men feel more confident after manscaping their

2414
01:54:10,900 --> 01:54:14,600
nether regions so I think you all see where this is going.

2415
01:54:14,600 --> 01:54:16,720
It looks weird as fuck when I did it.

2416
01:54:16,720 --> 01:54:19,960
I'm like damn what the hell.

2417
01:54:19,960 --> 01:54:23,880
I've been shaving and trimming my beard with a beard trimmer that I have also used to trim

2418
01:54:23,880 --> 01:54:26,040
my head whenever my hair gets too long.

2419
01:54:26,040 --> 01:54:30,600
I thought to myself if it works for my hair and beard I don't see why it wouldn't work

2420
01:54:30,600 --> 01:54:32,560
for what I'm going to do down under.

2421
01:54:32,560 --> 01:54:38,240
So up here right is a regular forest in America.

2422
01:54:38,240 --> 01:54:40,640
Down there my friend is the fucking Amazon rainforest.

2423
01:54:40,640 --> 01:54:43,640
It is way stronger.

2424
01:54:43,640 --> 01:54:48,040
Those hairs are a little shorter.

2425
01:54:48,040 --> 01:54:53,080
So I take my pair of trimming scissors I use for my beard and I was being extremely careful

2426
01:54:53,080 --> 01:54:56,720
whenever cutting the hair length down there so it's easier to shave it off.

2427
01:54:56,720 --> 01:54:59,280
After I was done I used my electric trimmer.

2428
01:54:59,280 --> 01:55:04,160
Well my body decided this seems like a perfect time for a twitch.

2429
01:55:04,160 --> 01:55:06,200
And I ended up accidentally cutting my hot dog.

2430
01:55:06,200 --> 01:55:07,800
Ouch that would hurt.

2431
01:55:07,800 --> 01:55:11,160
I painted it one time with a razor with that though the electric razor.

2432
01:55:11,160 --> 01:55:13,680
I never shaved again.

2433
01:55:13,680 --> 01:55:15,560
And I ended up accidentally cutting my hot dog.

2434
01:55:15,560 --> 01:55:20,840
Thankfully I didn't hit a vein but was left with a stinging pain needless to say I'm going

2435
01:55:20,840 --> 01:55:24,080
to buy a proper tools for the next time I decide to trim the hair downstairs.

2436
01:55:24,080 --> 01:55:27,480
Because you use the hair trimming ones.

2437
01:55:27,480 --> 01:55:29,920
They make specialty ones for a reason.

2438
01:55:29,920 --> 01:55:30,920
Manscaping.

2439
01:55:30,920 --> 01:55:31,920
Yes.

2440
01:55:31,920 --> 01:55:32,920
Manscape.

2441
01:55:32,920 --> 01:55:35,440
Can we have a sponsor's sponsorship?

2442
01:55:35,440 --> 01:55:38,640
I'm going to shave every inch of my fucking body from neck down.

2443
01:55:38,640 --> 01:55:40,920
They'll film it all for OnlyFans for you.

2444
01:55:40,920 --> 01:55:44,200
As long as you give us the money.

2445
01:55:44,200 --> 01:55:47,400
Alright next one is by Mr. Dream Thief.

2446
01:55:47,400 --> 01:55:50,160
It's a person Pits.

2447
01:55:50,160 --> 01:55:52,440
I've been seeing this woman for a few months now.

2448
01:55:52,440 --> 01:55:56,400
At our age, middle years, it's more about learning about each other, understanding each

2449
01:55:56,400 --> 01:56:01,280
other's past and predilections rather than the bounce and the tickle.

2450
01:56:01,280 --> 01:56:04,240
Why are you too boring?

2451
01:56:04,240 --> 01:56:07,160
The bounce and the tickle is the foundation of a good relationship.

2452
01:56:07,160 --> 01:56:11,760
When the sex is bad I can guarantee it seeps into the rest of your life.

2453
01:56:11,760 --> 01:56:15,880
It's been a learning process for both of us because we both own our own homes.

2454
01:56:15,880 --> 01:56:19,240
My kids are all gone and her eldest moved out a few weeks ago.

2455
01:56:19,240 --> 01:56:20,520
He means middle aged middle aged.

2456
01:56:20,520 --> 01:56:21,520
Middle aged middle aged.

2457
01:56:21,520 --> 01:56:22,520
Probably like 50s.

2458
01:56:22,520 --> 01:56:23,520
Yeah.

2459
01:56:23,520 --> 01:56:24,520
Yeah.

2460
01:56:24,520 --> 01:56:26,400
She has a daughter at home who needs special care.

2461
01:56:26,400 --> 01:56:28,440
We've been enjoying the journey so far.

2462
01:56:28,440 --> 01:56:31,640
To help out I do handyman chores that she can't do.

2463
01:56:31,640 --> 01:56:36,040
She's a wisp of a woman barely 90 pounds soaking wet but she has a big home with a

2464
01:56:36,040 --> 01:56:37,560
lot of fucking phrase.

2465
01:56:37,560 --> 01:56:38,560
Soaking wet.

2466
01:56:38,560 --> 01:56:39,560
I just shut the fuck up.

2467
01:56:39,560 --> 01:56:43,360
There are certain phrases like after a while they just grind into me and I can't anymore.

2468
01:56:43,360 --> 01:56:44,360
That's one of them.

2469
01:56:44,360 --> 01:56:45,360
Yeah like soaking wet.

2470
01:56:45,360 --> 01:56:46,360
I got to just.

2471
01:56:46,360 --> 01:56:48,360
I don't know why.

2472
01:56:48,360 --> 01:56:51,640
It's just so like I don't know like stereotypical.

2473
01:56:51,640 --> 01:56:53,440
What's the word like just.

2474
01:56:53,440 --> 01:56:54,440
Common.

2475
01:56:54,440 --> 01:56:57,840
Yeah like it just like just fucking drives me crazy.

2476
01:56:57,840 --> 01:57:01,400
But she has a big home with a lot of little chores to keep her busy on Saturday morning

2477
01:57:01,400 --> 01:57:02,400
and early afternoon.

2478
01:57:02,400 --> 01:57:08,040
When she comes to my place we play cards cook watch movies and enjoy our enjoy my gardens.

2479
01:57:08,040 --> 01:57:09,960
Today my garden's not garden.

2480
01:57:09,960 --> 01:57:10,960
I'm like garden.

2481
01:57:10,960 --> 01:57:12,560
I got 17 gardens.

2482
01:57:12,560 --> 01:57:13,560
He's rich.

2483
01:57:13,560 --> 01:57:14,560
He's got gardens.

2484
01:57:14,560 --> 01:57:17,440
He had the s to it and so.

2485
01:57:17,440 --> 01:57:22,080
Today however maybe the last time she ever has me over at her place.

2486
01:57:22,080 --> 01:57:26,080
With her son gone she asked me to remove the air conditioner unit from the window in his

2487
01:57:26,080 --> 01:57:27,320
room to the wall.

2488
01:57:27,320 --> 01:57:29,160
I told her it wouldn't be a problem.

2489
01:57:29,160 --> 01:57:32,480
The room was on the second floor of her house and she stayed on the porch drinking coffee

2490
01:57:32,480 --> 01:57:35,800
while her daughter and I checked out the AC unit.

2491
01:57:35,800 --> 01:57:39,080
It was small about 30 pounds and would be easy to take out of the window.

2492
01:57:39,080 --> 01:57:42,600
I pulled off the insulation surrounding it and tried to pull it out but there was a screw

2493
01:57:42,600 --> 01:57:46,520
holding the L bracket on the side that the son had installed.

2494
01:57:46,520 --> 01:57:48,880
So that way it doesn't fall out.

2495
01:57:48,880 --> 01:57:50,880
Common sense tells you that.

2496
01:57:50,880 --> 01:57:54,840
Thinking it was just a safety precaution I got my screw gun.

2497
01:57:54,840 --> 01:57:55,840
Just a drill.

2498
01:57:55,840 --> 01:57:58,560
And the screw came out easily.

2499
01:57:58,560 --> 01:57:59,560
As it fell to the floor.

2500
01:57:59,560 --> 01:58:00,560
Fuck it fell.

2501
01:58:00,560 --> 01:58:02,560
I thought it would fall backwards.

2502
01:58:02,560 --> 01:58:06,440
As the screw fell to the floor the AC unit fell out the window.

2503
01:58:06,440 --> 01:58:07,600
Okay it did fall backwards.

2504
01:58:07,600 --> 01:58:09,080
Trailing his power cord with it.

2505
01:58:09,080 --> 01:58:10,080
Uh oh.

2506
01:58:10,080 --> 01:58:15,720
It fell to the roof of the porch below with a rather unsatisfying sound of noise and screaming

2507
01:58:15,720 --> 01:58:16,720
by the little girl.

2508
01:58:16,720 --> 01:58:17,720
Uh oh.

2509
01:58:17,720 --> 01:58:22,560
My friend screamed as well and she said curses I hadn't heard since breaking up a fight between

2510
01:58:22,560 --> 01:58:24,680
a couple of drunk teamsters.

2511
01:58:24,680 --> 01:58:28,240
Of course I'll pay for the damage repair and buy her a new air conditioner but she is still

2512
01:58:28,240 --> 01:58:30,040
pretty mad at me at this point.

2513
01:58:30,040 --> 01:58:31,040
You know accidents happen.

2514
01:58:31,040 --> 01:58:32,040
Well I guess it's only been four months.

2515
01:58:32,040 --> 01:58:33,040
That's her first comment.

2516
01:58:33,040 --> 01:58:36,160
Maybe it's time to try a little bit more of the old bounce and tickle.

2517
01:58:36,160 --> 01:58:41,120
Uh yeah.

2518
01:58:41,120 --> 01:58:45,240
If you don't know how to really do handyman stuff don't try it.

2519
01:58:45,240 --> 01:58:47,480
Wonder why she reacted so unfavorably.

2520
01:58:47,480 --> 01:58:48,480
Felt her a wreck.

2521
01:58:48,480 --> 01:58:50,680
Yeah but I mean like no one got hurt.

2522
01:58:50,680 --> 01:58:53,640
Like if I don't understand like if like the kid like got fucking smashed.

2523
01:58:53,640 --> 01:58:56,080
He doesn't say if Riot did though.

2524
01:58:56,080 --> 01:59:00,120
Like he's just like oh I just felt like material stuff like I'd be like ah well fuck this.

2525
01:59:00,120 --> 01:59:05,120
Like if I came outside and like my my current girlfriend actually broke my fucking car window

2526
01:59:05,120 --> 01:59:06,120
like god dang.

2527
01:59:06,120 --> 01:59:10,240
But I wouldn't be like what the fuck is wrong with you.

2528
01:59:10,240 --> 01:59:11,240
Shit happens.

2529
01:59:11,240 --> 01:59:12,960
Yeah you just have to prepare for it.

2530
01:59:12,960 --> 01:59:16,880
If you can fix it you'll be alright you can't fix the fucking body if it's beyond repair.

2531
01:59:16,880 --> 01:59:17,880
Yeah.

2532
01:59:17,880 --> 01:59:19,040
And you can't replace a person either.

2533
01:59:19,040 --> 01:59:20,040
No.

2534
01:59:20,040 --> 01:59:23,880
So I'd be like I'd be like if if it was the reverse right and the girl was the handy person.

2535
01:59:23,880 --> 01:59:24,880
Yeah.

2536
01:59:24,880 --> 01:59:27,680
And she fucking dropped my fucking AC to the fucking ceiling.

2537
01:59:27,680 --> 01:59:28,680
Like oh shit.

2538
01:59:28,680 --> 01:59:31,720
And if I killed my cat it'd be a whole different story.

2539
01:59:31,720 --> 01:59:32,720
Like what the fuck.

2540
01:59:32,720 --> 01:59:34,880
Get the fuck out of my house.

2541
01:59:34,880 --> 01:59:37,080
But if it just smashed like we just went to the roof.

2542
01:59:37,080 --> 01:59:39,120
And be like well shit happens.

2543
01:59:39,120 --> 01:59:41,080
Yeah can't really do much.

2544
01:59:41,080 --> 01:59:42,080
It's happened already.

2545
01:59:42,080 --> 01:59:44,840
Time to pull out that fan from the fucking attic.

2546
01:59:44,840 --> 01:59:47,840
It's gonna be real hot in this motherfucker.

2547
01:59:47,840 --> 01:59:49,840
On a hundred and two.

2548
01:59:49,840 --> 01:59:53,600
I get my AC bought a new AC bought.

2549
01:59:53,600 --> 01:59:55,920
All right next one is by the outsider 711.

2550
01:59:55,920 --> 02:00:00,280
No my daddy tried to fucking repair that AC and that shit will blow up in a fucking house.

2551
02:00:00,280 --> 02:00:02,160
It's like it's fixed it.

2552
02:00:02,160 --> 02:00:03,160
It fixed it how.

2553
02:00:03,160 --> 02:00:05,440
Old man it went it felt three stories.

2554
02:00:05,440 --> 02:00:06,440
Fixed it how.

2555
02:00:06,440 --> 02:00:07,440
It works.

2556
02:00:07,440 --> 02:00:08,440
It works.

2557
02:00:08,440 --> 02:00:11,040
It just blows up in his face.

2558
02:00:11,040 --> 02:00:13,280
All right this person puts.

2559
02:00:13,280 --> 02:00:16,840
I woke up early with my wife this morning to see her off to work.

2560
02:00:16,840 --> 02:00:23,520
She works weekends so I have a lot of time alone and decided I would experiment a little.

2561
02:00:23,520 --> 02:00:25,400
The look on her face like oh shit.

2562
02:00:25,400 --> 02:00:27,360
Like fucking jack off.

2563
02:00:27,360 --> 02:00:31,400
Well we have experimented with sounding.

2564
02:00:31,400 --> 02:00:34,000
The fuck is sounding.

2565
02:00:34,000 --> 02:00:35,000
Shit I don't want to hear anymore.

2566
02:00:35,000 --> 02:00:37,040
I don't want to learn anymore than weird shit.

2567
02:00:37,040 --> 02:00:41,160
I'm inserting objects into my urethra.

2568
02:00:41,160 --> 02:00:43,040
And that was it for dreaded today everybody.

2569
02:00:43,040 --> 02:00:47,480
We'll see you on the next one.

2570
02:00:47,480 --> 02:00:53,480
And I recently purchased a box of these silicone sensory toys that are these brightly colored

2571
02:00:53,480 --> 02:00:56,240
silicone noodles.

2572
02:00:56,240 --> 02:00:58,600
They were not designed to be sex toys.

2573
02:00:58,600 --> 02:00:59,600
They were about 12 inches long.

2574
02:00:59,600 --> 02:01:01,600
Can I tell you whether it's a will or a way.

2575
02:01:01,600 --> 02:01:03,600
Welcome to human injury.

2576
02:01:03,600 --> 02:01:07,160
If I can find a way to fuck it I will.

2577
02:01:07,160 --> 02:01:10,840
They were about 12 inches long and maybe five sixteenths of an inch thick.

2578
02:01:10,840 --> 02:01:14,800
Really stretchy and soft I thought hell I bet these will feel interesting.

2579
02:01:14,800 --> 02:01:15,940
Hell.

2580
02:01:15,940 --> 02:01:20,520
So I tried it out.

2581
02:01:20,520 --> 02:01:24,080
Long story short the noodle was long enough to breach my bladder.

2582
02:01:24,080 --> 02:01:25,760
Which is fine.

2583
02:01:25,760 --> 02:01:29,640
Then I started losing my erection and it caused to slide it deeper in until I couldn't grab

2584
02:01:29,640 --> 02:01:35,800
it and it completely disappeared.

2585
02:01:35,800 --> 02:01:39,320
I tried to bid to massage it out but it kept going further until I couldn't feel it at

2586
02:01:39,320 --> 02:01:41,480
all anymore.

2587
02:01:41,480 --> 02:01:45,120
Panic set in a bit and I went to see if I could still pee.

2588
02:01:45,120 --> 02:01:46,120
All was well.

2589
02:01:46,120 --> 02:01:48,160
Decided to bang one out for science.

2590
02:01:48,160 --> 02:01:50,600
And came just fine.

2591
02:01:50,600 --> 02:01:53,040
Okay the thing has got to be in my bladder.

2592
02:01:53,040 --> 02:01:54,920
I spent the next hour thinking things through.

2593
02:01:54,920 --> 02:01:57,000
Googling it and concluded that I had to go to the ER.

2594
02:01:57,000 --> 02:01:58,520
Text my wife and explain what happened.

2595
02:01:58,520 --> 02:02:03,480
Hey hun I gotta go to the doctor.

2596
02:02:03,480 --> 02:02:06,360
So I had this thing and I shoved it all the way up my pee hole.

2597
02:02:06,360 --> 02:02:07,560
That bitch is gone.

2598
02:02:07,560 --> 02:02:09,480
So I gotta go to the ER.

2599
02:02:09,480 --> 02:02:11,580
About two hours later we were at the ER.

2600
02:02:11,580 --> 02:02:13,880
My wife was great and did most of the talking.

2601
02:02:13,880 --> 02:02:18,040
I was pretty embarrassed and tripped over my words so it was nice letting her get the

2602
02:02:18,040 --> 02:02:19,040
ball rolling.

2603
02:02:19,040 --> 02:02:21,240
Overall everyone was really nice.

2604
02:02:21,240 --> 02:02:25,120
They treated me respectfully and only had a few questions about the why and how.

2605
02:02:25,120 --> 02:02:26,120
The why and how.

2606
02:02:26,120 --> 02:02:28,640
You know the fucking why.

2607
02:02:28,640 --> 02:02:29,640
You can guess the how.

2608
02:02:29,640 --> 02:02:35,800
Ended up having a urologist go in with a cystoscope and pulled it out.

2609
02:02:35,800 --> 02:02:38,040
It was actually not bad all things considered.

2610
02:02:38,040 --> 02:02:41,280
Anyways if you ever plan to do something in your body.

2611
02:02:41,280 --> 02:02:42,960
Plan to put something in your body.

2612
02:02:42,960 --> 02:02:46,040
Make sure it can't get stuck in or sucked in.

2613
02:02:46,040 --> 02:02:48,120
Pretty basic.

2614
02:02:48,120 --> 02:02:49,720
And then the first comment.

2615
02:02:49,720 --> 02:02:50,960
First comment.

2616
02:02:50,960 --> 02:02:53,960
This is a sign for me to get back to work now.

2617
02:02:53,960 --> 02:02:55,840
I've seen enough from Reddit.

2618
02:02:55,840 --> 02:02:56,840
What?

2619
02:02:56,840 --> 02:02:57,840
How big is his fucking pee hole?

2620
02:02:57,840 --> 02:03:02,000
He must have stretched that motherfucker out enough that he can just comfortably pull shit

2621
02:03:02,000 --> 02:03:03,120
out and put it in.

2622
02:03:03,120 --> 02:03:06,120
Cause I would be fucking screaming.

2623
02:03:06,120 --> 02:03:10,280
I think I pulled it into my pee hole and it had to be yanked out.

2624
02:03:10,280 --> 02:03:11,720
And he's like it's no big deal man.

2625
02:03:11,720 --> 02:03:12,720
I put shit up there all the time.

2626
02:03:12,720 --> 02:03:16,800
I put all my fucking loose change up there.

2627
02:03:16,800 --> 02:03:18,240
The second comment is.

2628
02:03:18,240 --> 02:03:21,200
The trick is to keep it about three inches wrapped around your finger and for added fun

2629
02:03:21,200 --> 02:03:23,480
yank it out like you're starting a lawn mower.

2630
02:03:23,480 --> 02:03:24,480
What the fuck.

2631
02:03:24,480 --> 02:03:32,920
What level do you reach in your own body that you get bored of the fucking just regular

2632
02:03:32,920 --> 02:03:35,960
might as well just start shoving shit up my pee hole.

2633
02:03:35,960 --> 02:03:38,320
What the fuck are you talking about?

2634
02:03:38,320 --> 02:03:44,560
See this is the most you've been fucked up since consensual and non-consent.

2635
02:03:44,560 --> 02:03:45,560
I don't understand why.

2636
02:03:45,560 --> 02:03:49,840
You don't want to do this?

2637
02:03:49,840 --> 02:03:51,960
Why?

2638
02:03:51,960 --> 02:03:55,120
What is the sexual gratification of shoving shit up my own pee hole?

2639
02:03:55,120 --> 02:03:57,360
It's not designed as a hole to be entered.

2640
02:03:57,360 --> 02:03:58,360
No.

2641
02:03:58,360 --> 02:04:00,360
I mean you could ask the boys.

2642
02:04:00,360 --> 02:04:04,720
Then they get an asses in but people want to do anal.

2643
02:04:04,720 --> 02:04:09,200
But I mean a pee hole is different than an asshole cause it's fucking minuscule.

2644
02:04:09,200 --> 02:04:10,200
Yeah.

2645
02:04:10,200 --> 02:04:13,080
Remember on the boys.

2646
02:04:13,080 --> 02:04:14,080
The guy that shrunk down.

2647
02:04:14,080 --> 02:04:15,080
Yeah.

2648
02:04:15,080 --> 02:04:18,080
Go to the you know get to the prostate.

2649
02:04:18,080 --> 02:04:19,080
Yeah.

2650
02:04:19,080 --> 02:04:23,080
I don't understand it either but you know.

2651
02:04:23,080 --> 02:04:29,160
Alright next one is by Ok Chemist 8162.

2652
02:04:29,160 --> 02:04:31,360
This person puts.

2653
02:04:31,360 --> 02:04:36,880
I a 26 year old male feel horrible about something that happened this evening.

2654
02:04:36,880 --> 02:04:41,000
Walked into a small stall to buy a packaging bag for some goods.

2655
02:04:41,000 --> 02:04:45,720
I had in my hands and the shopkeeper probably in her 40s was breastfeeding openly while

2656
02:04:45,720 --> 02:04:47,840
chatting with another group of people.

2657
02:04:47,840 --> 02:04:48,840
Mostly women.

2658
02:04:48,840 --> 02:04:53,560
I saw her look at me in the eyes and cover herself up before getting me the packaging

2659
02:04:53,560 --> 02:04:56,200
bag and that's when I realized the fuck up.

2660
02:04:56,200 --> 02:05:01,720
I had glanced at her chest those millisecond long glimpses and she obviously noticed.

2661
02:05:01,720 --> 02:05:05,800
Ma'am you have your tits out in public you can't blame me.

2662
02:05:05,800 --> 02:05:09,240
On the eye directs her something like unnatural in public.

2663
02:05:09,240 --> 02:05:10,240
Yes.

2664
02:05:10,240 --> 02:05:14,400
Like if you see something it's where you're gonna fucking like glance to.

2665
02:05:14,400 --> 02:05:15,400
Yeah.

2666
02:05:15,400 --> 02:05:19,680
I noticed that I did this after I'd already done it and it happened like an instinct.

2667
02:05:19,680 --> 02:05:22,440
I feel horrible but apologizing wasn't really an option.

2668
02:05:22,440 --> 02:05:25,840
It would only make things more awkward especially since there were a few other people in the

2669
02:05:25,840 --> 02:05:26,840
stall.

2670
02:05:26,840 --> 02:05:28,760
Not sure what to do with myself.

2671
02:05:28,760 --> 02:05:29,760
First comment though.

2672
02:05:29,760 --> 02:05:30,880
You did nothing wrong mate.

2673
02:05:30,880 --> 02:05:31,880
Don't feel bad.

2674
02:05:31,880 --> 02:05:32,880
You didn't go stare at.

2675
02:05:32,880 --> 02:05:34,880
You know they're from Australia.

2676
02:05:34,880 --> 02:05:35,880
Hey mate.

2677
02:05:35,880 --> 02:05:37,240
Don't feel bad.

2678
02:05:37,240 --> 02:05:39,440
You didn't go staring or anything of the sort.

2679
02:05:39,440 --> 02:05:44,720
She's fine to cover up her if she wants to but she's the one that had her boobs out.

2680
02:05:44,720 --> 02:05:46,280
That's what everybody put on here too.

2681
02:05:46,280 --> 02:05:47,280
It's not your fault.

2682
02:05:47,280 --> 02:05:48,640
It's not your what is it.

2683
02:05:48,640 --> 02:05:51,240
What is he fucking Robert Williams in Good Will Hunting?

2684
02:05:51,240 --> 02:05:52,240
It's not your fault.

2685
02:05:52,240 --> 02:05:54,240
It's not your fault.

2686
02:05:54,240 --> 02:05:59,560
Then seriously dude you're a heterosexual male you're gonna look.

2687
02:05:59,560 --> 02:06:00,560
It's bare boobs.

2688
02:06:00,560 --> 02:06:02,880
What if he's like what if it's like no I'm actually homosexual.

2689
02:06:02,880 --> 02:06:04,720
Oh never mind then.

2690
02:06:04,720 --> 02:06:06,560
That doesn't work then.

2691
02:06:06,560 --> 02:06:10,920
But it does work because it's something like if someone's ball was hanging out of their

2692
02:06:10,920 --> 02:06:11,920
foot.

2693
02:06:11,920 --> 02:06:12,920
You would notice.

2694
02:06:12,920 --> 02:06:13,920
Yeah you'd be like oh shit.

2695
02:06:13,920 --> 02:06:14,920
I saw that at the Olympics.

2696
02:06:14,920 --> 02:06:18,760
Right when his fucking dick glanced off the fucking pole.

2697
02:06:18,760 --> 02:06:22,480
I know that and then during that opening performance.

2698
02:06:22,480 --> 02:06:23,480
That one guy.

2699
02:06:23,480 --> 02:06:24,480
The ball was just hanging out.

2700
02:06:24,480 --> 02:06:25,480
Yeah people noticed.

2701
02:06:25,480 --> 02:06:26,480
He didn't notice.

2702
02:06:26,480 --> 02:06:28,480
He didn't but other people did.

2703
02:06:28,480 --> 02:06:29,920
He noticed the fucking breeze.

2704
02:06:29,920 --> 02:06:33,280
He's like oh damn it's kind of chilly out here.

2705
02:06:33,280 --> 02:06:35,840
And last one for today is by Flaccid Sheepdog.

2706
02:06:35,840 --> 02:06:36,840
Weird.

2707
02:06:36,840 --> 02:06:37,840
His first place.

2708
02:06:37,840 --> 02:06:39,320
I know.

2709
02:06:39,320 --> 02:06:43,060
My girlfriend and I made some jalapeno poppers and game day food the other day.

2710
02:06:43,060 --> 02:06:47,600
The poppers were wrapped with bacon which means they were super greasy.

2711
02:06:47,600 --> 02:06:50,920
Well we brought them up to our room because she lives with roommates and started eating

2712
02:06:50,920 --> 02:06:52,920
them while the game was still going on.

2713
02:06:52,920 --> 02:06:57,080
I used napkins to wipe our hands between bites and wasn't sloppy but there must have been

2714
02:06:57,080 --> 02:07:02,000
some jalapeno juice on my hands when one thing led to another and I started fingering her.

2715
02:07:02,000 --> 02:07:06,320
She said she felt it right away but tried to power through.

2716
02:07:06,320 --> 02:07:10,040
She tried to pally a fucking trooper.

2717
02:07:10,040 --> 02:07:14,200
But whenever we started having sex it really started to burn so we stopped and she took

2718
02:07:14,200 --> 02:07:15,200
a shower.

2719
02:07:15,200 --> 02:07:18,120
Killed the mood but it's a nice story to tell our kids one day.

2720
02:07:18,120 --> 02:07:19,120
No no it's not.

2721
02:07:19,120 --> 02:07:20,120
I figured your mama and you know.

2722
02:07:20,120 --> 02:07:23,120
I hope he's being joking there.

2723
02:07:23,120 --> 02:07:25,480
I want to be honest with all my children.

2724
02:07:25,480 --> 02:07:26,480
Here's what I'm gonna tell them.

2725
02:07:26,480 --> 02:07:29,440
Very fucking horrible decision I've ever made.

2726
02:07:29,440 --> 02:07:31,240
Well your choice.

2727
02:07:31,240 --> 02:07:34,160
And then the first comment is quotes.

2728
02:07:34,160 --> 02:07:37,360
I killed the mood but it's a nice story to tell our kids one day.

2729
02:07:37,360 --> 02:07:38,360
What story?

2730
02:07:38,360 --> 02:07:39,360
TLDR.

2731
02:07:39,360 --> 02:07:42,320
I started playing jalapeno poppers with my girlfriend and started fingering her but her

2732
02:07:42,320 --> 02:07:44,360
vagina started to burn so we had to stop.

2733
02:07:44,360 --> 02:07:46,440
I'm sure that's a story though Treasure.

2734
02:07:46,440 --> 02:07:47,440
Also you said girlfriend.

2735
02:07:47,440 --> 02:07:50,120
You know we don't know if you're getting married.

2736
02:07:50,120 --> 02:07:51,120
Exactly.

2737
02:07:51,120 --> 02:07:54,280
You're gonna tell them the story of a strange woman you had once?

2738
02:07:54,280 --> 02:07:55,280
Exactly.

2739
02:07:55,280 --> 02:07:56,280
What your mother?

2740
02:07:56,280 --> 02:07:58,880
Yeah before I met your mama you know I fingered a girl with jalapeno fingers.

2741
02:07:58,880 --> 02:08:04,160
I was like well shit.

2742
02:08:04,160 --> 02:08:08,480
And now you're gonna be ruined by the new thing that you've learned sounding.

2743
02:08:08,480 --> 02:08:09,480
Not really.

2744
02:08:09,480 --> 02:08:12,120
I just get over stuff quick.

2745
02:08:12,120 --> 02:08:13,120
Consensual non-consent?

2746
02:08:13,120 --> 02:08:20,160
That one had you fucked up for a few weeks.

2747
02:08:20,160 --> 02:08:25,640
Hmm just what a lot of stuff does but it's just it adds to my fucking reservoir of fucking

2748
02:08:25,640 --> 02:08:27,320
knowledge I've acquired for no reason.

2749
02:08:27,320 --> 02:08:28,320
That you don't want to learn.

2750
02:08:28,320 --> 02:08:29,320
And this is all from reddit people.

2751
02:08:29,320 --> 02:08:33,280
I think put it on four and uh forbidden knowledge and put it in the back of my head.

2752
02:08:33,280 --> 02:08:34,280
Yeah.

2753
02:08:34,280 --> 02:08:35,280
Things you don't want to learn in the future.

2754
02:08:35,280 --> 02:08:38,040
I wonder why it's called sounding.

2755
02:08:38,040 --> 02:08:39,760
Because usually it's with metal rods I think.

2756
02:08:39,760 --> 02:08:40,760
Where it's ding.

2757
02:08:40,760 --> 02:08:44,920
And all he did was rub it.

2758
02:08:44,920 --> 02:08:45,920
The vibrations.

2759
02:08:45,920 --> 02:08:50,640
And then for him to say it made it to my bladder which is okay.

2760
02:08:50,640 --> 02:08:51,640
He was like huh?

2761
02:08:51,640 --> 02:08:53,440
He was so fucking chill about all of it.

2762
02:08:53,440 --> 02:08:54,440
I know.

2763
02:08:54,440 --> 02:08:57,160
And I finally cut my dick open and grabbed it.

2764
02:08:57,160 --> 02:08:58,160
There it is.

2765
02:08:58,160 --> 02:09:02,200
And then I kept massaging it and it kept going farther up.

2766
02:09:02,200 --> 02:09:04,720
Like bro what are you doing?

2767
02:09:04,720 --> 02:09:06,160
And it didn't block anything which is crazy.

2768
02:09:06,160 --> 02:09:09,080
He pissed and he came at both just fine.

2769
02:09:09,080 --> 02:09:10,080
Weird.

2770
02:09:10,080 --> 02:09:12,440
My guess is it made it all the way into the bladder.

2771
02:09:12,440 --> 02:09:14,160
Just fucking sat to one side.

2772
02:09:14,160 --> 02:09:17,360
I guess this is my new home now.

2773
02:09:17,360 --> 02:09:19,360
Somebody put on their yeast infections.

2774
02:09:19,360 --> 02:09:22,200
All these exclamation marks on it.

2775
02:09:22,200 --> 02:09:23,200
Crazy.

2776
02:09:23,200 --> 02:09:24,200
People are wild.

2777
02:09:24,200 --> 02:09:25,200
Yep.

2778
02:09:25,200 --> 02:09:26,840
So now everybody knows a new thing.

2779
02:09:26,840 --> 02:09:28,320
And with that anything else dad?

2780
02:09:28,320 --> 02:09:29,680
No more than we do.

2781
02:09:29,680 --> 02:09:31,400
Like that was sounding shit.

2782
02:09:31,400 --> 02:09:33,960
I did that when I was seven years old.

2783
02:09:33,960 --> 02:09:34,960
Now I'm 45.

2784
02:09:34,960 --> 02:09:37,600
I'm way deeper into weird stuff.

2785
02:09:37,600 --> 02:09:40,320
People are getting into some weird weird shit now.

2786
02:09:40,320 --> 02:09:41,320
Maybe not.

2787
02:09:41,320 --> 02:09:42,320
Maybe it's always been like that.

2788
02:09:42,320 --> 02:09:45,600
It's just more excessively known because of the fact.

2789
02:09:45,600 --> 02:09:47,200
It used to be called a fetish.

2790
02:09:47,200 --> 02:09:49,720
Now it's just out there.

2791
02:09:49,720 --> 02:09:51,120
This is just an everyday thing.

2792
02:09:51,120 --> 02:09:52,120
Yeah.

2793
02:09:52,120 --> 02:09:53,120
Like eating ass is standard now.

2794
02:09:53,120 --> 02:09:56,640
But it used to not be.

2795
02:09:56,640 --> 02:09:57,640
Maybe it was.

2796
02:09:57,640 --> 02:09:58,640
We don't know.

2797
02:09:58,640 --> 02:09:59,640
Because we don't know.

2798
02:09:59,640 --> 02:10:03,920
Like I don't think human nature changes as much as technology does.

2799
02:10:03,920 --> 02:10:07,520
But now that we have access to ways of talking to each other.

2800
02:10:07,520 --> 02:10:11,520
Now people don't consider it to be weird like they would have at one point.

2801
02:10:11,520 --> 02:10:12,520
That's my point.

2802
02:10:12,520 --> 02:10:15,240
It used to be like taboo to do certain things.

2803
02:10:15,240 --> 02:10:17,200
Now it's like everybody does it.

2804
02:10:17,200 --> 02:10:20,080
It ain't taboo no more.

2805
02:10:20,080 --> 02:10:21,080
Eating ass.

2806
02:10:21,080 --> 02:10:23,480
St. Paul has been eating ass.

2807
02:10:23,480 --> 02:10:31,560
We just have access to you know areas to discuss it.

2808
02:10:31,560 --> 02:10:33,360
Anything else dad before we hit out tonight?

2809
02:10:33,360 --> 02:10:34,360
I don't know.

2810
02:10:34,360 --> 02:10:38,560
I'm pretty much tapped out right now.

2811
02:10:38,560 --> 02:10:39,560
And with that we will see.

2812
02:10:39,560 --> 02:10:42,840
I've got a lot to think about.

2813
02:10:42,840 --> 02:11:04,640
And we will see you guys on the next one.