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We had quite the hiatus, but we're back again.

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Just like Herpes.

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We cycled back into your life at the least expected times.

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At the worst possible time.

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Graduation photos.

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All right, so I'm going to start with a personal, well, I guess all I have right now is a personal

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story for my, I forgot how we did this actually.

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Segment.

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Yeah, my segment.

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So instead of like some movie or The Wise Kids You Know, which will be next week, I

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have a story because of the fucking Canelo fight on fucking Mexican Independence Day

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that I went to go watch at my cousin's house and the absolute fucking atrocious tribulations,

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I guess.

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Is that a good word to say?

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Trials and tribulations I suffered to get there, to get to a fucking fight.

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This is your underground railroad.

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Maybe not that bad.

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So it started as funnier for this.

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So basically it started as a normal day.

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I had to wake up early and go to work and open the store at nine.

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I bumped up the management, so I'm no longer a cashier.

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So hooray for me, I guess.

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It's also the reason why we haven't been.

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And so I just ran the store and I was going to be off at 430, you know, my eight hour

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shift and it didn't happen that way at all.

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Not only did it not happen.

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Okay, so I had to leave at 430.

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That's when I was supposed to leave.

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But also I need to get to the south side and pick up my cousin at the flea market because

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he was there taking care of the place by himself and he doesn't have a car at the moment.

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So I'm basically his chauffeur all over the fucking south side.

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I'm like an Uber, but like a Mexican Uber.

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So hombre, hombre.

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And so I'm like, okay, I need to leave at 430 because it takes me like an hour to get

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to the flea market from where I'm at.

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So if I get out at five, because I still have to do all this stuff in the office and then

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I can leave.

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So I'm like, all right, if I leave at five, I can get to him like at 550.

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And then we just go straight to my cousin's house, our cousin's house, and we can watch

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the fight, the Canelo fight.

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And they have all this food, right?

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And for some reason, no one came to relieve me, no other manager.

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And I'm like, it's fucking, you know, 533.

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And I'm like, I started free.

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I was like, okay, I gotta go pick up my cousin, right?

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I told him, can he wait until 630?

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He's like, if I have to.

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Freaking, watching him sit at the curb of the street with the shops closed and he just

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sit on the sidewalk and he's just sitting there like, oh, well, okay, I guess he's coming

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one day.

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And so the time just keeps rolling and rolling.

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And I'm like, okay.

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So then I had to call my cousin because it was like 610.

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I was like, I don't think I'm going to make it.

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So I called him at 610 and I'm like, you might have to find a ride because I can't get out

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of here for some reason.

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He's like, thanks for fucking up.

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It's his family, right?

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I guess I better walk the 20 miles to my house.

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You're not going to ride, you should watch your friends who lie in sacca.

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And so it's fucking the time keeps rolling on.

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I'm like, okay, if I can't make it to the fucking pick up my cousin, can I at least

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make it to the beginning of the fight?

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Right?

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So I'm like, okay.

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And then it's like, fuck it's 645.

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And I'm like, you guys had to be fucking kidding me.

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So the time just keeps fucking rolling.

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And now it's like fucking 715 and I'm fucking flipped out in the office.

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I punched the desk.

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I was so mad.

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I had to fucking, I guess, redrift my aggression somewhere.

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So then I fucking sent a scathing text message to the group chat, our like our sore group

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chat.

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I'm like, well, I didn't say anything too bad, but I was just saying how upset I was.

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I told them, I may have lied and said to my cousin, I had to walk home.

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He didn't really have to walk.

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No, I had a responsibility to pick up my family.

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You ruined my whole day and all this and that.

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And I just said all that.

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And if I'm expecting to come in on my time when my schedule's up, I expect someone to

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come in on their time when their schedule comes up.

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Or at least be able to notify.

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I'm fucking flipping out.

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I'm people in the group chat.

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So then everybody, and then all of a sudden everybody starts calling me and I'm fucking

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hanging up on their phones.

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They're starting to strike the voicemail.

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I'm so fucking angry.

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So then it gets to 8 fucking 30 and I'm like, wow, I've been here for 12 fucking hours.

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And here's one, another problem was that I was so excited that I thought I was going

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to get off early.

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Like I can hold my hunger until 4 sometimes, right?

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But I had not eaten since 7 a.m. that morning.

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So that was just like, and for some reason I didn't feel it at all the entire time.

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And eventually I get a phone call and he's like, well, we got two options.

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We can get this guy from another store to come in, right?

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But he's like, he said the bus broke down at McDonald's.

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So he's not going to be able to.

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Then he wants me to come pick him up in El Reno.

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And I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about?

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So you're going to go pick up some random guy from another store.

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At 830 in the evening.

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Right.

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And we close at 10.

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Right.

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So I started having like a fucking like and the other option is to just, you know, you

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stay the extra hour and a half and then, or I guess, I guess it would be like, would it

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be an hour?

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Yeah.

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An hour and a half.

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And then, you know, and I'm fine.

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But here's what I'm going to do.

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I'm going to close this fucking store down.

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But I want her to jack shit from anyway.

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You lose everyone lose my fucking numbers.

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You want to go?

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That's how fucking mad I was.

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No one fucking speak to me for the rest of this fucking weekend.

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So I was going to fucking stay there.

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And then all of a sudden someone showed up at 840.

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The person I fucking scolded, the one that told me like, you got two options.

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You get this guy from because he didn't want to go pick up the guy, which I don't blame

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him.

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The guy was acting shady.

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Not only was the guy, the car broke down, his phone wasn't working.

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So he was giving my coworker kept getting random phone calls from random numbers.

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That was a guy because he was borrowing everyone's phone and fucking bus stop.

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So he left him there.

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And he come to find out that he wanted him to pick him up.

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And he also had his bike with him, his bicycle, and it would not fit in his tiny car.

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So it would have been a terrible situation.

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And the icing on cake to that situation was the guy that he didn't pick up was so mad

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he blocked his number.

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And I'm like, what's that going to do to you, bro?

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He doesn't think I'm going to affect him at all.

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No.

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So I'm like, finally I get to leave.

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So I leave like at 845 and I am fucking pissed.

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And I make it to my cousin's house, but I forgot where he lives.

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So I got lost.

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So I call him up and I'm like, where are you?

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Like the most ghettoest of ghettos.

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Looking for this fucking house.

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And I kid you not, I think I went up the one street, right?

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I skipped history, went up the other street.

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So I went around his house without even noticing.

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So I finally make it to his house.

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I'm like, finally, where do I park?

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Because there's cars everywhere.

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Yeah.

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I park and I park so bad that my cousin has to come out there and repark my car for me

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because I'm a shit driver.

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We go in, right?

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There's fucking pizza.

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I'm eating a shitload of pizza.

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There's pozole.

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If you know what that is, I'm eating that too.

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It's like a soup with hominy seeds and or hominy peas, I guess, or what are they called?

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Hominy corn?

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Yes.

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You know, you got some beef in it.

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It's a green stew.

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It's delicious.

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And I'm eating all that, right?

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We're watching the fights.

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We're all having a good time.

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And like my stomach just gets tight.

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And like the Canelo fight is starting, right?

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So I'm like trying to like and I had just drank not only did I eat the like five pieces

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of pizza, a bowl of pozole, I drank two bottles of water.

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And I'm like, I can't get comfortable in the fucking seat because I feel like I'm leaning

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but like my stomach is getting pressed on real fucking hard.

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So I fucking stand up.

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My cousin's like, you good bro?

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And I'm like, I'm fine.

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I walk to the back and I fucking vomit all over the fucking backyard.

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I'm like fucking I just blew chunks everywhere.

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Like because like here's the water bro.

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Take the water.

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It's so fucking lemon squeezes in your fucking eyeball.

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The randomest fucking Mexican remedies.

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I think just full lime up your asshole.

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I have this fucking blowing chunks like all the pizza I had, the soup and at first it

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was those dry heaves.

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Oh, and you feel it like the piece of pizza like slide back out your mouth and in like

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crumbs.

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But it was funny because like when I leaned over when I went to the backyard, I was like

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I was just like I looked up at the sky and just let it go.

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I looked up at the sky and I'm just like just let it go.

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And I'm like because I didn't want to fight the vomit, you know, it's like that single

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tear coming down your face like fuck because a lot of people like I can't throw up.

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I can't I'm just like I'm just like just let this shit go.

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You can't hold it like that.

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I'm just like not unless you're standing in the middle of a group of people then it's

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like okay, I'm going to try to fight this.

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I was in the middle of a group of people.

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I'm at like inside like indoors.

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I wasn't there.

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I vomit in his bedroom actually.

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Now we were outside.

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We had put up the projector and put up a screen and we watched the fight on a big ass screen

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with no fucking volume because he couldn't get the fucking speaker to work.

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It was quiet as hell.

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And some motherfucker was mowing his lawn next to us because I guess he was mad at the

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noise.

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And then like we get barely enough to hear a lot more of that one.

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About late at night.

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Yeah, it was like 11 o'clock at night.

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But it was our fucking screen the fucking speakers when we got it to work was so fucking

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loud.

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That's all you could hear.

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For like fucking I think it was so loud that the fucking cops came and they watched the

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fight through the helicopter because you can see it from the angle.

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That fucking helicopter that fucking police chopper was fucking going back and forth all

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over the fucking streets.

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So after I threw up I'm like you think like oh it's done you know Canelo wins the fight.

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He was five foot seven.

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The guy was six foot two but he still beat his ass because he's just a better fighter.

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Yeah.

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I'm like I guess I can take you home cousin.

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He's like bet.

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So but they wanted us to the UFC fight the Shane Mo the shuttle Malley fight which was

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apparently a snore fest.

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So we saved time there because I was fucking exhausted.

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I was starving.

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Here's here's here's here's how you get through a bad day.

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Pick something right.

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Something simple.

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And then if you can get to that simple thing at the end of your day you'll make it.

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When I when I after I finished throwing up after the fight as exhausted I was I had to

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drop drop off my cousin back to the south side all the way back to the south side.

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The one thing I never stopped thinking about was if I could just get home and eat this

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fucking orange I had on the counter.

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Everything is going to be OK.

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That's all I was I just want to go home and eat my fucking orange and that's all I wanted

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to do.

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So we leave and there's just it was fucking Mexican Independence weekend.

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There was fucking crowds everywhere on the south side.

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I'm like God dang fucking fucking Mexican flags on hoods of cars for the flags on the

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bed of the fucking trucks fucking flapping in the wind.

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I'm like Jesus Christ.

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There was just so much fucking like chaos on the streets right.

258
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And there was people walking everywhere with no fucking blinkers no fucking indicators no

259
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nothing.

260
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Ironically the next morning there was a black guy in the middle of street break dancing

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with no shirt on.

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Like he was just fucking tweaked the fuck out right down the street from my cousin's

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house like he was just fucking like bam bam bam and just fucking you know those fucking

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like just dance moves or whatever.

265
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You know doing that doing the pop lock.

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Basically yeah with no fucking belt and his pants kept dropping so he had it his belt

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he had it was on his pants with one hand no shirt on and just fucking popping and locking.

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Anyway so back to that night I dropped him off at his house.

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There's a guy in the middle of the fucking street fixing his fucking bike.

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There's one other guy that has a bike with a fucking wagon attached to the end of it.

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Yes.

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Okay so I'm like bro what the fuck you doing?

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So I fucking drop my cousin off I leave as I'm leaving right the guy's like flipping

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back over his bike and his wagon because he finally fixed it.

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And on the right side of him to my right of the street there's two people riding their

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bikes down that side with barely any blinkers on.

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I didn't see him until the last second.

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I'm like what the fuck is that shadow moving?

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Like there's two people riding their bikes back down the street.

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So I get off the I guess the neighborhood under the main street and I get down all the

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way to the fucking and I'm just like this is it I'm fucking done.

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This better be the last of this bullshit.

283
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And I'm driving and I'm close to home right and this fucking homeless guy that I did not

284
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see I kid you not I did not see him until I almost fucking killed him.

285
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He was standing in the middle of the fucking street right underneath a tree with nothing

286
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on right.

287
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It's probably black as night.

288
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So it was even darker in that one fucking shade spot right there where like the moon

289
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was not hitting him.

290
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Yeah.

291
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And he was fucking I guess he just taking a shit on the sidewalk.

292
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He was fucking pulling his pants up.

293
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I don't know what the fuck he was doing but I barely saw him and I fucking swerved to

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the left.

295
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I had swerved so hard into the other car's lane if there had been a car there I would

296
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have fucking smashed into that car.

297
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Yeah.

298
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I almost wanted to stop the car.

299
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I fucking pulled my window and I'd be like are you fucking that's how that's the that

300
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was my limit right there.

301
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I was like are you fucking stupid.

302
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Like he was just standing in the middle of the fucking street.

303
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All his shit was on the ground right.

304
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Yeah.

305
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Fucking pulling his pants after he fucking finished jerking off.

306
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I don't know what the fuck he was doing.

307
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Like who the fuck sits and stands in the middle of the street in the blackest spot of that

308
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fucking street.

309
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They always do that though.

310
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That was the dumbest shit I've ever seen in my fucking life.

311
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If I because I was so fucking geared into not hitting him.

312
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Yeah.

313
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Had I had more forethought I would have honked my horn loud as fuck on him.

314
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Yeah.

315
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Just to fucking wake his dumb ass up or something.

316
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But I had to stop at the end of the street right and I know a crazy motherfucker like

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are you hooking and making any fucking run to my car.

318
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So I'd have to back up and run over him anyway.

319
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So either way I would have had to kill him.

320
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Homicide either way.

321
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Not homicide.

322
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Manslaughter.

323
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If he's fucking running at me I'm gonna run his ass over.

324
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I'm gonna have to have manslaughter.

325
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We'll go with that.

326
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Not manslaughter.

327
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Just different degrees depending on which order it actually happened in.

328
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It wasn't premeditated.

329
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But man I got home and I ate my orange and I went to bed.

330
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So you actually got your orange?

331
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Yes.

332
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I was waiting for you to say I got home and the orange was just.

333
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Shit was just fucking gone.

334
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It was hollow on the inside.

335
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It was dry.

336
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That was the only good thing that happened that fucking day.

337
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The orange.

338
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Fucking hell man.

339
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It's like you planned something right and just fake as fuck that it shoves a fist up

340
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your ass.

341
00:15:04,420 --> 00:15:05,420
Yeah.

342
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And then the arm to the shoulder?

343
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Geez I was like this can't keep fucking.

344
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How is this like you just can't fucking compounding.

345
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I was just trapped in Murphy's law all fucking day long.

346
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You know that is one thing I do not miss about retail in any way shape or form.

347
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Is having to rely on other people to come in.

348
00:15:26,380 --> 00:15:27,700
Yeah just for you to go home.

349
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Yeah.

350
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It's fucking ridiculous.

351
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I mean whenever I worked with a.

352
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Whenever I worked at a car parts place.

353
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Happened all the time.

354
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Where you know you'd be there at seven o'clock in the morning which I don't mind coming in

355
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early it's not that big of a deal for me.

356
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But then hey.

357
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So and so is not coming in.

358
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Can we get you to work till close?

359
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It's like I'm not even making enough for it to make a difference at this point.

360
00:15:54,340 --> 00:15:55,340
What time do they close?

361
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Ten.

362
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Jesus fucks from seven to ten?

363
00:15:58,020 --> 00:15:59,020
Yeah.

364
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She's like what 13 hours?

365
00:16:00,020 --> 00:16:01,420
Yeah you're stepping all the time.

366
00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:02,420
I didn't mean like.

367
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:08,420
Hey where my employment right now I come in at six o'clock and get off at six or six thirty

368
00:16:08,420 --> 00:16:09,420
every day.

369
00:16:09,420 --> 00:16:10,420
There you go.

370
00:16:10,420 --> 00:16:11,420
I get my four hours of sleep.

371
00:16:11,420 --> 00:16:12,420
I don't think I can survive.

372
00:16:12,420 --> 00:16:13,420
Well I have four.

373
00:16:13,420 --> 00:16:15,480
I don't think I can survive four hours.

374
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Every day.

375
00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:18,140
See that's the challenge for everybody.

376
00:16:18,140 --> 00:16:20,620
Four and a half hours of sleep every single day.

377
00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:22,300
You go to bed at 12 get up at 430.

378
00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:25,820
Yeah when you shoot up the fucking post office.

379
00:16:25,820 --> 00:16:28,820
Let us know.

380
00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:31,660
Because you fucking started having hallucinations of a dog telling you we gotta shoot the post

381
00:16:31,660 --> 00:16:32,660
office.

382
00:16:32,660 --> 00:16:43,460
You know the son of Sam you listen to his dog.

383
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:44,460
What the fuck.

384
00:16:44,460 --> 00:16:46,620
Like if it just like just ringing in your ear.

385
00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:48,340
Your dog talking I guess that would be insane.

386
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:49,660
Your dog just started talking to you.

387
00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:50,660
Yeah.

388
00:16:50,660 --> 00:16:51,660
Hey man what's up you gotta shoot the post office.

389
00:16:51,660 --> 00:16:55,340
I will say though that there has been a shooting at the place that I've worked at that I do

390
00:16:55,340 --> 00:16:59,420
work at not at our place but in the country.

391
00:16:59,420 --> 00:17:02,420
It has happened before.

392
00:17:02,420 --> 00:17:03,900
Shit I shoot the post office man.

393
00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:06,100
I don't know why you sound like a fucking stoner.

394
00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:08,100
Hey man I'm your dog man.

395
00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:09,100
Hey man.

396
00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:10,100
Just gonna play fidget man.

397
00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:11,100
Catch the ball man.

398
00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:12,100
Then you shoot the post office.

399
00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:13,100
Is that right man?

400
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,100
I'm like what?

401
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:15,100
Go back real quick.

402
00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:16,460
We go for a walk you know.

403
00:17:16,460 --> 00:17:19,020
Give me a bad shoot the post office and then we gonna take a nap.

404
00:17:19,020 --> 00:17:20,020
What?

405
00:17:20,020 --> 00:17:21,020
Stop for the first two ways.

406
00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:22,020
The third one.

407
00:17:22,020 --> 00:17:23,020
What's the third?

408
00:17:23,020 --> 00:17:24,020
With me?

409
00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:25,020
What's it mean?

410
00:17:25,020 --> 00:17:29,820
No they put up at my place where they put up parking lot monitors.

411
00:17:29,820 --> 00:17:37,300
So it's these giant solar powered camera systems that have like scrolling text across

412
00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:40,300
it where it's like parking lot surveillance.

413
00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:43,580
It's like fucking Robocop level shit.

414
00:17:43,580 --> 00:17:45,260
We always see you.

415
00:17:45,260 --> 00:17:49,940
Oh man but yeah it was a fucking day I had.

416
00:17:49,940 --> 00:17:52,740
It was trials and tribulations.

417
00:17:52,740 --> 00:17:53,740
Trials and tribulations.

418
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:57,260
Now what was the moral that you learned at the end of the day?

419
00:17:57,260 --> 00:18:00,180
Eat food throughout the day.

420
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,180
Don't wait.

421
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:04,420
You will vomit if you eat too much at once.

422
00:18:04,420 --> 00:18:05,420
Don't eat soup.

423
00:18:05,420 --> 00:18:08,140
Don't eat five pieces of pizza.

424
00:18:08,140 --> 00:18:12,740
Drink two bottles of water and a fucking bowl of soup or you'll fucking blow that shit out

425
00:18:12,740 --> 00:18:13,740
your fucking mouth.

426
00:18:13,740 --> 00:18:18,100
It's all because you didn't think that you were hungry all day and then.

427
00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:21,700
That was weird yeah like I was just working all day and I was like man I can't believe

428
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:23,420
I'm not hungry yet.

429
00:18:23,420 --> 00:18:25,180
And then you know shit just hit me.

430
00:18:25,180 --> 00:18:31,140
But just people not like I don't know if it's if you've noticed it too but for me even

431
00:18:31,140 --> 00:18:36,300
it's an issue now where just people don't want to fucking come and do their damn jobs.

432
00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:41,340
It's not a hard like my job is not necessarily the hardest job in the world but like fucking

433
00:18:41,340 --> 00:18:45,420
come into work like I don't feel like it today.

434
00:18:45,420 --> 00:18:49,340
I've never had that mentality of like I just can't do it today.

435
00:18:49,340 --> 00:18:50,340
I don't want to do it.

436
00:18:50,340 --> 00:18:55,540
I've had like what were you like you started screaming in your oh.

437
00:18:55,540 --> 00:18:56,540
Then you go right into work.

438
00:18:56,540 --> 00:18:59,540
But you go into work still.

439
00:18:59,540 --> 00:19:02,540
He felt the difference.

440
00:19:02,540 --> 00:19:05,780
I don't know like it's getting worse and worse and worse.

441
00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:07,380
Retail has always had a problem with it.

442
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:09,500
Retail is just retail.

443
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:11,460
It's just kind of just slowly went off.

444
00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:15,340
It's one of those societal front lines where you're just in the constant state of dealing

445
00:19:15,340 --> 00:19:19,180
with on the entire spectrum of humanity.

446
00:19:19,180 --> 00:19:24,940
I'm like God dang what fresh hell today.

447
00:19:24,940 --> 00:19:32,100
But the one thing I will recommend never ever ask what else could go wrong because don't

448
00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:34,380
ever say like real quiet today.

449
00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:38,780
Then the fucking horn from the walking den will come in.

450
00:19:38,780 --> 00:19:43,580
But if you ever like that's a lesson to anybody ever listening or anything don't ever ever

451
00:19:43,580 --> 00:19:49,380
ever ask what else could go wrong because the universe will show you you know what.

452
00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:53,900
Yeah the fuck I shut the computers off and then I got to fucking somehow tell every customer

453
00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:56,980
they got to leave the store till we reach till when I fix it and they almost fucking

454
00:19:56,980 --> 00:20:01,980
lynch you.

455
00:20:01,980 --> 00:20:10,820
I'm just pacing the fucking front store with pickaxes and torches like my God.

456
00:20:10,820 --> 00:20:14,340
Fucking got to get my fucking cashiers M1 Garanz from World War II.

457
00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:18,460
Hold this fucking line and they'll get through till we fucking fix this computer.

458
00:20:18,460 --> 00:20:21,100
Calling the Abrams tank to come and defend it.

459
00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:25,380
Fucking cashiers all of a sudden dressed up in World War II uniforms.

460
00:20:25,380 --> 00:20:27,420
Sweating buckets.

461
00:20:27,420 --> 00:20:32,220
Six thousand fucking customers outside it's like they're getting ready to storm the beach

462
00:20:32,220 --> 00:20:33,220
in Normandy.

463
00:20:33,220 --> 00:20:35,860
Or hold the beach like they can not.

464
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:36,860
That's what I'm saying.

465
00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:37,860
Oh God.

466
00:20:37,860 --> 00:20:40,140
That's what I'm saying the customers are getting ready to storm the beach.

467
00:20:40,140 --> 00:20:43,660
We got to hold the line.

468
00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:49,780
Might not be the best thing to be fucking preaching Hitler stuff.

469
00:20:49,780 --> 00:20:51,380
It's still funny regardless.

470
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:52,380
It is still funny.

471
00:20:52,380 --> 00:20:59,860
Imagine being all you have to do is replace the retail store with that with the beaches

472
00:20:59,860 --> 00:21:03,100
of Normandy and they're getting ready to storm it.

473
00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:04,100
Say my God.

474
00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:08,380
Fuckin me and one cashier and like fucking six thousand customers.

475
00:21:08,380 --> 00:21:11,500
That's my point though where they take you by surprise.

476
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:15,060
It's like now you know how the Germans sold.

477
00:21:15,060 --> 00:21:19,700
It's the same level of like oh fuck.

478
00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:25,380
I guess like you relate well no not really I guess not really relatable not morally relatable

479
00:21:25,380 --> 00:21:30,220
no but like just the sheer panic like fuck.

480
00:21:30,220 --> 00:21:36,340
And just like my I hate when they come in and they try to rip the door open like ten

481
00:21:36,340 --> 00:21:38,820
minutes before the store opens.

482
00:21:38,820 --> 00:21:43,420
Yeah they look around like what the hell and then they see like oh no they see when we

483
00:21:43,420 --> 00:21:44,420
open.

484
00:21:44,420 --> 00:21:54,580
They never understood what the cost of the time for.

485
00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:57,980
It is true though they used to do that where I worked there like when I still worked in

486
00:21:57,980 --> 00:22:06,100
retail where they come in and just shank the doors like no open why.

487
00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:09,540
But they grab the trash can as I'm flinging through the fucking door.

488
00:22:09,540 --> 00:22:14,340
And if we had a employee that closed the night before and you know how those doors they have

489
00:22:14,340 --> 00:22:18,420
the locks that you push up into the top and then at the bottom if somebody forgot to lock

490
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:21,780
that top one if I got smashed right into it it's like the fucking door.

491
00:22:21,780 --> 00:22:25,700
Well when they go to the pool on the two doors you see the top part bend a little bit it's

492
00:22:25,700 --> 00:22:26,700
like oh damn.

493
00:22:26,700 --> 00:22:27,700
Uh oh.

494
00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:31,020
It's like they're breaking they're getting ready to break in.

495
00:22:31,020 --> 00:22:32,500
Like squeezes in the gap.

496
00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:35,900
Those old ladies do that shit.

497
00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:38,580
You gotta go close the door and they even talk and they just squeeze in.

498
00:22:38,580 --> 00:22:40,580
The old ladies my god.

499
00:22:40,580 --> 00:22:43,020
They're good at it.

500
00:22:43,020 --> 00:22:45,660
They're good at just being like shoppers I guess.

501
00:22:45,660 --> 00:22:46,660
Yeah.

502
00:22:46,660 --> 00:22:50,780
They'll be there like fucking 8.59 ripping the door off the hinges.

503
00:22:50,780 --> 00:22:54,580
I got shit to do.

504
00:22:54,580 --> 00:22:56,660
And god forbid you open it at like 8.01.

505
00:22:56,660 --> 00:22:59,780
They're knocking on the door real hard and stuff.

506
00:22:59,780 --> 00:23:02,660
Like a minute late my guy you get a call from the fucking corporate.

507
00:23:02,660 --> 00:23:04,940
Hi this is the CEO.

508
00:23:04,940 --> 00:23:05,940
What's going on?

509
00:23:05,940 --> 00:23:07,940
Your store's so close I see.

510
00:23:07,940 --> 00:23:12,100
That fucking huge fucking wall monitor of like doors with green lights and the ones

511
00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:14,740
that are red are the ones that are closed and he fucking presses the button and calls

512
00:23:14,740 --> 00:23:15,740
them.

513
00:23:15,740 --> 00:23:17,340
Yeah weird ass CEO.

514
00:23:17,340 --> 00:23:19,300
Then we're probably getting to that point.

515
00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:21,540
That door's that store's not opened.

516
00:23:21,540 --> 00:23:24,260
Here give me the central time please.

517
00:23:24,260 --> 00:23:25,860
Give me 3.901.

518
00:23:25,860 --> 00:23:26,860
My god.

519
00:23:26,860 --> 00:23:30,420
He fucking rings the fucking store phone.

520
00:23:30,420 --> 00:23:32,460
What the fuck's going on?

521
00:23:32,460 --> 00:23:37,980
What the fuck's going on?

522
00:23:37,980 --> 00:23:39,760
Imagine like Mickey calling you.

523
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:40,760
Like I'm dizzy.

524
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,340
What the fuck you been doing?

525
00:23:42,340 --> 00:23:45,740
I hit some buttons and the phone blows up in my hand.

526
00:23:45,740 --> 00:23:49,700
Replace them with this clone.

527
00:23:49,700 --> 00:23:53,180
We have a clone when they sign the contract to work for us.

528
00:23:53,180 --> 00:23:56,300
You signed the employee handbook.

529
00:23:56,300 --> 00:24:01,260
They took your DNA off of it and replicated you.

530
00:24:01,260 --> 00:24:03,660
That's why they need to scrape my ass off.

531
00:24:03,660 --> 00:24:04,660
Weird.

532
00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:07,060
I wondered why they needed to see it.

533
00:24:07,060 --> 00:24:10,060
This needs an odd one.

534
00:24:10,060 --> 00:24:12,300
Oh man.

535
00:24:12,300 --> 00:24:14,220
So yeah that was my story for a while.

536
00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:19,740
Next week is episode, season 3, episode 6 through 10.

537
00:24:19,740 --> 00:24:20,740
The whitest kid you know?

538
00:24:20,740 --> 00:24:21,900
The whitest kid you know.

539
00:24:21,900 --> 00:24:23,740
See why you were going through all that kind of stuff.

540
00:24:23,740 --> 00:24:27,540
I hear I was enjoying myself in Chicago and Indianapolis.

541
00:24:27,540 --> 00:24:29,820
I was here fighting a good fight.

542
00:24:29,820 --> 00:24:34,820
Trying to hold the fucking white walkers in bay.

543
00:24:34,820 --> 00:24:40,980
That's bad.

544
00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:41,980
That is what it is.

545
00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:47,100
I feel like the more, like if it stays calm right like your entire career.

546
00:24:47,100 --> 00:24:51,780
The minute one snag happens you're like.

547
00:24:51,780 --> 00:24:52,780
You panic basically.

548
00:24:52,780 --> 00:24:54,260
You fucking douse yourself in gasoline.

549
00:24:54,260 --> 00:24:55,940
You fucking light yourself.

550
00:24:55,940 --> 00:24:56,940
And you light yourself.

551
00:24:56,940 --> 00:25:01,540
But when it just happens all the fucking time you're like well.

552
00:25:01,540 --> 00:25:06,980
Yeah well see that's the one thing I do recommend that I think that everybody should have to

553
00:25:06,980 --> 00:25:10,080
work a retail job for at least a year.

554
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:13,740
Just to become accustomed to stress and panic.

555
00:25:13,740 --> 00:25:15,300
And just like how to deal with people.

556
00:25:15,300 --> 00:25:20,740
Yes that would be like if that became a requirement that you have to work in retail at some point

557
00:25:20,740 --> 00:25:21,740
in your career.

558
00:25:21,740 --> 00:25:26,740
Remember this woman came up to the, she called me at the threshold of the back room.

559
00:25:26,740 --> 00:25:30,540
And she's like excuse me I'm looking for this item and she had an item in her hand.

560
00:25:30,540 --> 00:25:33,220
Could you look in the back and see if you can find it.

561
00:25:33,220 --> 00:25:34,660
And we both turned right.

562
00:25:34,660 --> 00:25:36,740
And just all fucking mounted.

563
00:25:36,740 --> 00:25:40,620
It's like well I can look but it might take me a few days.

564
00:25:40,620 --> 00:25:42,540
And she's like well never mind.

565
00:25:42,540 --> 00:25:45,420
It's just boxes stacked up high.

566
00:25:45,420 --> 00:25:48,380
It was funny because she said like do you happen to know if you have this in the back.

567
00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:50,180
And like because I turned and I was like well.

568
00:25:50,180 --> 00:25:53,820
And I just look over the fucking.

569
00:25:53,820 --> 00:25:56,660
It was like a fucking movie scene because it was perfectly timed.

570
00:25:56,660 --> 00:25:57,660
Yeah.

571
00:25:57,660 --> 00:26:00,900
And I just look at this item and I just turn and I'm like wow.

572
00:26:00,900 --> 00:26:03,900
And it's like you can hear like.

573
00:26:03,900 --> 00:26:07,700
It's like a fucking Grand Canyon of fucking.

574
00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:10,940
Did you see the wind whistle on around.

575
00:26:10,940 --> 00:26:11,940
Yeah I was like gosh.

576
00:26:11,940 --> 00:26:14,460
It's like well never mind.

577
00:26:14,460 --> 00:26:15,460
Give me five minutes man.

578
00:26:15,460 --> 00:26:18,220
I can jump into them.

579
00:26:18,220 --> 00:26:22,540
And eventually you almost get to that point that where it's like oh yeah it's right over

580
00:26:22,540 --> 00:26:23,540
there.

581
00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:24,540
It's like you just see it.

582
00:26:24,540 --> 00:26:26,340
It's like that far away travel that you got to get to.

583
00:26:26,340 --> 00:26:29,540
Well the easiest way is to work on the truck to unloads.

584
00:26:29,540 --> 00:26:32,020
You just see everything that comes on like you and they're like they're asking like no

585
00:26:32,020 --> 00:26:33,540
we ain't got it.

586
00:26:33,540 --> 00:26:34,540
No we ain't got it.

587
00:26:34,540 --> 00:26:35,540
No.

588
00:26:35,540 --> 00:26:37,860
I got a good memory so if I see something I will remember it.

589
00:26:37,860 --> 00:26:38,860
Yeah.

590
00:26:38,860 --> 00:26:42,580
You happen to have this shampoo from 1947.

591
00:26:42,580 --> 00:26:43,580
Used to tickle my titties.

592
00:26:43,580 --> 00:26:45,020
I really enjoyed it.

593
00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:47,820
It's like I got the brand right here.

594
00:26:47,820 --> 00:26:50,820
Ha ha.

595
00:26:50,820 --> 00:26:53,740
Just start twirling your mustache.

596
00:26:53,740 --> 00:26:54,740
I got your snake oil.

597
00:26:54,740 --> 00:26:59,100
I'm going to chain her to the train tracks.

598
00:26:59,100 --> 00:27:02,140
I see the low rage you would never find you now.

599
00:27:02,140 --> 00:27:05,580
Ah ha.

600
00:27:05,580 --> 00:27:06,580
Oh man.

601
00:27:06,580 --> 00:27:10,420
Well what you got for it?

602
00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:15,380
We do have a couple of things to thank.

603
00:27:15,380 --> 00:27:21,260
I know I promised Independence Reno that I would get Golden Time done and I will put

604
00:27:21,260 --> 00:27:24,500
out a stand alone video for you specifically.

605
00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:25,500
Golden Boy?

606
00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:26,500
Not Golden Boy.

607
00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:27,500
Golden Guy.

608
00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:30,100
They're two totally different kind of animes here.

609
00:27:30,100 --> 00:27:33,980
I'm watching Golden Boy on Crunchyroll.

610
00:27:33,980 --> 00:27:34,980
Golden Boy's a freak.

611
00:27:34,980 --> 00:27:37,980
He's actually pretty tame.

612
00:27:37,980 --> 00:27:38,980
Compared to me.

613
00:27:38,980 --> 00:27:41,980
You gotta look at the comparison.

614
00:27:41,980 --> 00:27:45,260
Compared to you man.

615
00:27:45,260 --> 00:27:46,260
Whenever he's going ahhhhhh.

616
00:27:46,260 --> 00:27:50,980
And then he's got to spit in midair.

617
00:27:50,980 --> 00:27:51,980
Exactly.

618
00:27:51,980 --> 00:28:02,220
Where Golden Time on the other hand is more of a slightly more romance comedy type show.

619
00:28:02,220 --> 00:28:03,220
Romance?

620
00:28:03,220 --> 00:28:04,220
Being Golden Boy?

621
00:28:04,220 --> 00:28:07,220
Loves him some toilets to rub his face on.

622
00:28:07,220 --> 00:28:10,660
Almost as much as your favorite anime of all time?

623
00:28:10,660 --> 00:28:11,660
One Piece?

624
00:28:11,660 --> 00:28:12,660
No.

625
00:28:12,660 --> 00:28:13,660
Oh wait.

626
00:28:13,660 --> 00:28:14,660
Case Closed actually.

627
00:28:14,660 --> 00:28:15,660
No no.

628
00:28:15,660 --> 00:28:16,660
Your other favorite anime.

629
00:28:16,660 --> 00:28:18,460
The one that's standing in a hospital room jerking it.

630
00:28:18,460 --> 00:28:21,900
Oh fucking Neo Genesis Evangelion?

631
00:28:21,900 --> 00:28:23,900
I don't understand that shit man.

632
00:28:23,900 --> 00:28:26,620
I don't know why I keep watching it once a year.

633
00:28:26,620 --> 00:28:28,540
Maybe one day I'll truly understand it.

634
00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:30,460
It's a tradition just to push yourself off.

635
00:28:30,460 --> 00:28:31,460
I think it is.

636
00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:33,380
I don't know what it compels me.

637
00:28:33,380 --> 00:28:36,020
It'd be different if it was like Akira right?

638
00:28:36,020 --> 00:28:39,900
Which is like, consensus-sly good.

639
00:28:39,900 --> 00:28:40,900
Everyone knows it's good.

640
00:28:40,900 --> 00:28:41,900
Everyone's seen it and it's good.

641
00:28:41,900 --> 00:28:42,900
But it's a split anime.

642
00:28:42,900 --> 00:28:46,100
I'm like that asshole that's like, eh shit.

643
00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:48,700
And then one day I finally watch it and I understand.

644
00:28:48,700 --> 00:28:53,180
I've done that with Neo Genesis and I'm like it's still fucking garbage.

645
00:28:53,180 --> 00:28:57,020
I feel like the guy that wrote it was like, my god.

646
00:28:57,020 --> 00:29:00,660
He thought his whole body was on fire as he wrote it.

647
00:29:00,660 --> 00:29:03,260
And I'm just like, bro this is the dumbest shit.

648
00:29:03,260 --> 00:29:09,980
One of those guys is so grandiose and he's like in his own fucking genius.

649
00:29:09,980 --> 00:29:12,860
He's like, it's just so good.

650
00:29:12,860 --> 00:29:17,580
He doesn't understand the actual, I don't know.

651
00:29:17,580 --> 00:29:21,100
He just doesn't understand people or how they function.

652
00:29:21,100 --> 00:29:25,380
That's the core of the story is the interactions of people.

653
00:29:25,380 --> 00:29:29,580
And he just like, it doesn't make any, it's just a shy kid and some redhead girl and then

654
00:29:29,580 --> 00:29:30,580
some other bluehead girl.

655
00:29:30,580 --> 00:29:32,900
It's supposed to be his mom that he has a crush on.

656
00:29:32,900 --> 00:29:34,940
It's a clone of his mom and then some other older chick.

657
00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:38,140
I'm like, what are you doing?

658
00:29:38,140 --> 00:29:40,660
Like where's the actual, I see the plot right?

659
00:29:40,660 --> 00:29:43,060
The plot is what you're watching.

660
00:29:43,060 --> 00:29:48,500
It's those angels attacking trying to recover Adam or Eve.

661
00:29:48,500 --> 00:29:50,340
I can't remember what.

662
00:29:50,340 --> 00:29:51,340
That's the plot.

663
00:29:51,340 --> 00:29:53,580
The people don't remember the plot really.

664
00:29:53,580 --> 00:29:54,580
They remember the story.

665
00:29:54,580 --> 00:29:56,900
The story is what is the story?

666
00:29:56,900 --> 00:29:59,340
What is the one thing you're trying to tell me in this story?

667
00:29:59,340 --> 00:30:03,740
Is it a kid trying to overcome the shadow of his father?

668
00:30:03,740 --> 00:30:08,240
Is it a kid trying to gain his father's trust, his love?

669
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:13,980
Is it a kid trying to, you know, a tradition for purity to adulthood?

670
00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:14,980
What's the story?

671
00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:16,300
And he never told me the story.

672
00:30:16,300 --> 00:30:17,300
Right.

673
00:30:17,300 --> 00:30:21,380
All he told me was that he likes to watch little boys jack off on the little girls in

674
00:30:21,380 --> 00:30:22,380
the hospital.

675
00:30:22,380 --> 00:30:26,380
I'm like, what the fuck is the story?

676
00:30:26,380 --> 00:30:32,300
Because even for a lot of shows like say Digimon, right?

677
00:30:32,300 --> 00:30:36,140
Digimon.

678
00:30:36,140 --> 00:30:37,140
It actually had a plot.

679
00:30:37,140 --> 00:30:42,620
It had a plot, but it also had the story inside of the actual plot.

680
00:30:42,620 --> 00:30:46,060
So you got to know the characters themselves and the way they interacted.

681
00:30:46,060 --> 00:30:48,800
Like you knew Ty and Matt hated each other at the beginning.

682
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:51,020
They eventually became friends towards the end.

683
00:30:51,020 --> 00:30:56,900
But like there's those interactions that you remember rather than just the overall plot.

684
00:30:56,900 --> 00:30:58,620
Apparently neon Genesis hang out that.

685
00:30:58,620 --> 00:30:59,620
No.

686
00:30:59,620 --> 00:31:02,020
What the fuck they got?

687
00:31:02,020 --> 00:31:04,700
He got stuck in the plot and he forgot the story.

688
00:31:04,700 --> 00:31:09,780
That's why some movies last forever and other ones are fade away.

689
00:31:09,780 --> 00:31:12,460
Yeah, that is true.

690
00:31:12,460 --> 00:31:16,660
He couldn't get the inter human like dynamics.

691
00:31:16,660 --> 00:31:19,940
The relatability of the characters was never there for me.

692
00:31:19,940 --> 00:31:20,940
Yeah.

693
00:31:20,940 --> 00:31:23,740
I can see that there.

694
00:31:23,740 --> 00:31:26,340
That's why it's got everybody split 50 50.

695
00:31:26,340 --> 00:31:31,820
It's literally an anime that is split almost 50 50 on those that approve of it and disapprove

696
00:31:31,820 --> 00:31:32,820
of it.

697
00:31:32,820 --> 00:31:34,820
I don't know what the fuck they're talking about.

698
00:31:34,820 --> 00:31:36,940
That shit makes no fucking sense.

699
00:31:36,940 --> 00:31:42,700
Like think of something grandiose like interstellar and how like the science, the sci fi stuff

700
00:31:42,700 --> 00:31:45,740
was so fucking like profound, right?

701
00:31:45,740 --> 00:31:49,420
But at the end of the day, the story was a father trying to get back to his daughter.

702
00:31:49,420 --> 00:31:50,420
No matter how long it took.

703
00:31:50,420 --> 00:31:51,420
There you go.

704
00:31:51,420 --> 00:31:52,420
That's the father.

705
00:31:52,420 --> 00:31:56,900
I just told you how to tell stories in fucking 30 seconds.

706
00:31:56,900 --> 00:32:01,260
The plot was them trying to save humanity by traveling into space to find some information

707
00:32:01,260 --> 00:32:03,500
that some alien race left them allegedly.

708
00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:06,180
The story was a father trying to get back to his daughter.

709
00:32:06,180 --> 00:32:07,180
Right.

710
00:32:07,180 --> 00:32:08,180
There you go.

711
00:32:08,180 --> 00:32:11,900
I just like don't take any fucking classes and master storytelling.

712
00:32:11,900 --> 00:32:16,340
I just fucking told you a master for fucking free.

713
00:32:16,340 --> 00:32:20,100
I guess if I wrote a fucking story that was a fucking masterpiece, then you'd believe

714
00:32:20,100 --> 00:32:21,100
me.

715
00:32:21,100 --> 00:32:22,100
So I guess I better work on it.

716
00:32:22,100 --> 00:32:23,100
I don't know.

717
00:32:23,100 --> 00:32:24,100
Yeah.

718
00:32:24,100 --> 00:32:25,100
Watch my only fans.

719
00:32:25,100 --> 00:32:26,100
You can find my stories there.

720
00:32:26,100 --> 00:32:29,100
If there's no I wrote the grandest pornography.

721
00:32:29,100 --> 00:32:34,500
And they're like, damn, man, he goes out to tell a fucking story.

722
00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:36,220
Like they don't remember whatever happened.

723
00:32:36,220 --> 00:32:37,220
They just remember the story.

724
00:32:37,220 --> 00:32:38,220
How good the story was.

725
00:32:38,220 --> 00:32:41,860
It's like it's so good that they zip themselves up.

726
00:32:41,860 --> 00:32:42,860
It's like, you know what?

727
00:32:42,860 --> 00:32:43,860
It's a good story.

728
00:32:43,860 --> 00:32:44,860
It's fucking profound.

729
00:32:44,860 --> 00:32:48,620
Wipes himself and wipes his cock off.

730
00:32:48,620 --> 00:32:52,740
He puts his band-sack on.

731
00:32:52,740 --> 00:32:56,980
But not really, because if you're in this context, whatever context you're in, you have

732
00:32:56,980 --> 00:32:58,180
to appeal to that context.

733
00:32:58,180 --> 00:33:00,020
So if it's porn, it has to be pornography.

734
00:33:00,020 --> 00:33:01,020
But it'd still be funny.

735
00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:02,860
I feel like they came for only the story.

736
00:33:02,860 --> 00:33:03,860
Right.

737
00:33:03,860 --> 00:33:08,900
But I guess the story would have to be, well, the human sexuality, I guess.

738
00:33:08,900 --> 00:33:12,780
And how freaky we are in the end of the day.

739
00:33:12,780 --> 00:33:18,500
Which reminds me of P. Diddy.

740
00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:21,500
I guess P. Diddy did it.

741
00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:24,900
I'm trying to tell him something hilarious, but I can't come up with it.

742
00:33:24,900 --> 00:33:27,980
Did you ever see the baby oil thing?

743
00:33:27,980 --> 00:33:28,980
Did you see it?

744
00:33:28,980 --> 00:33:31,340
It's like a thousand gallons or some shit.

745
00:33:31,340 --> 00:33:33,300
Over a thousand bottles?

746
00:33:33,300 --> 00:33:35,340
Jesus Christ, man.

747
00:33:35,340 --> 00:33:38,420
How dry.

748
00:33:38,420 --> 00:33:39,420
For his freak-offs?

749
00:33:39,420 --> 00:33:44,740
I'll try your fucking days-long freak-offs.

750
00:33:44,740 --> 00:33:45,740
I guess Diddy's done.

751
00:33:45,740 --> 00:33:51,100
And they put him in the exact same prison as Epstein.

752
00:33:51,100 --> 00:33:54,300
Watch him fucking hanging from a fucking noose like Epstein was?

753
00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:55,300
Exactly.

754
00:33:55,300 --> 00:33:57,140
No, no, remember Epstein killed himself.

755
00:33:57,140 --> 00:33:58,140
He sure did.

756
00:33:58,140 --> 00:34:01,660
You know, cameras went off, guards were asleep.

757
00:34:01,660 --> 00:34:02,660
He did all that.

758
00:34:02,660 --> 00:34:03,660
Don't worry.

759
00:34:03,660 --> 00:34:04,660
The diddler.

760
00:34:04,660 --> 00:34:05,660
The diddler.

761
00:34:05,660 --> 00:34:07,660
They finally caught the diddler.

762
00:34:07,660 --> 00:34:12,580
There's already people that have made those AI pictures of him with the riddler suit,

763
00:34:12,580 --> 00:34:13,580
but the diddler.

764
00:34:13,580 --> 00:34:19,300
Oh man, what a wild fucking town he'll be living.

765
00:34:19,300 --> 00:34:23,420
Whoever's writing this episode for these shows, my God.

766
00:34:23,420 --> 00:34:29,060
All right, moving into our character spotlights.

767
00:34:29,060 --> 00:34:32,300
We've got three that all have the same name.

768
00:34:32,300 --> 00:34:33,300
This is your character.

769
00:34:33,300 --> 00:34:34,300
It's called Hourman.

770
00:34:34,300 --> 00:34:35,300
Hourman?

771
00:34:35,300 --> 00:34:36,300
Hourman.

772
00:34:36,300 --> 00:34:37,300
They call me the Hourman.

773
00:34:37,300 --> 00:34:38,300
What's our name?

774
00:34:38,300 --> 00:34:44,540
It only lasts an hour and he's never getting back out.

775
00:34:44,540 --> 00:34:51,140
All right, so Hourman is also known as Rick Tyler.

776
00:34:51,140 --> 00:34:56,620
He first appeared in 1985 for the second one anyway.

777
00:34:56,620 --> 00:34:59,460
Okay, I was like, damn, he's younger than I thought, but I thought that was a really

778
00:34:59,460 --> 00:35:00,460
old one.

779
00:35:00,460 --> 00:35:03,500
No, this is his son.

780
00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:07,140
The golden age one doesn't have a whole lot of info, basically.

781
00:35:07,140 --> 00:35:08,140
Oh really?

782
00:35:08,140 --> 00:35:09,140
That's wild.

783
00:35:09,140 --> 00:35:13,340
Like, there's some info about him online, but nobody's ever wrote up like actual research

784
00:35:13,340 --> 00:35:14,940
stuff that I could go through.

785
00:35:14,940 --> 00:35:15,940
Right.

786
00:35:15,940 --> 00:35:22,300
So, Rick Tyler, he was born the child of Rex Tyler, who was the first.

787
00:35:22,300 --> 00:35:23,300
Rick and Rex.

788
00:35:23,300 --> 00:35:24,300
Yes.

789
00:35:24,300 --> 00:35:25,300
Aren't you Rick and Rex?

790
00:35:25,300 --> 00:35:28,180
Yeah, I'm like, wow, he had a fucking great dad.

791
00:35:28,180 --> 00:35:30,620
Who was a successful hero and businessman.

792
00:35:30,620 --> 00:35:35,220
However, Rex wasn't a very good father, something he later admitted and regretted.

793
00:35:35,220 --> 00:35:36,860
Beat the hell out of his son.

794
00:35:36,860 --> 00:35:40,140
One hour to talk.

795
00:35:40,140 --> 00:35:43,300
With our interviews.

796
00:35:43,300 --> 00:35:46,220
One hour on, one hour off.

797
00:35:46,220 --> 00:35:49,380
Oh yeah, you know, I'm going to watch that movie, The Grey Zantini, where he bounces

798
00:35:49,380 --> 00:35:50,740
the baseball off his son's head.

799
00:35:50,740 --> 00:35:52,540
You know, you're going to cry.

800
00:35:52,540 --> 00:35:53,540
You're going to cry.

801
00:35:53,540 --> 00:35:54,540
You're going to cry.

802
00:35:54,540 --> 00:35:58,580
I'm like, wow, it's more brutal than I thought it was.

803
00:35:58,580 --> 00:35:59,580
Oh really?

804
00:35:59,580 --> 00:36:00,900
Because like you see the parodies, right?

805
00:36:00,900 --> 00:36:06,820
But the real one, you're like, fuck, this guy's a fucking asshole.

806
00:36:06,820 --> 00:36:11,340
So when Rex wasn't spending time with business, he was out doing his superhero work.

807
00:36:11,340 --> 00:36:16,020
As addicted to it as he was to the substance that powered him, Miracle.

808
00:36:16,020 --> 00:36:18,260
Wow, steroids.

809
00:36:18,260 --> 00:36:21,340
This meant that Rick rarely saw his dad, even on his birthdays.

810
00:36:21,340 --> 00:36:24,860
And eventually, Rex wasn't even sure of the age of his son.

811
00:36:24,860 --> 00:36:26,860
How old is your son?

812
00:36:26,860 --> 00:36:28,860
11, 12 and 37.

813
00:36:28,860 --> 00:36:30,860
Oh really?

814
00:36:30,860 --> 00:36:31,860
Damn.

815
00:36:31,860 --> 00:36:38,780
It was no surprise that although Rick would develop into a well balanced team, he was

816
00:36:38,780 --> 00:36:41,700
consistently looking for his father's guidance and approval.

817
00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:45,180
Yet Rex could not see the role model Rick really needed.

818
00:36:45,180 --> 00:36:48,860
And he tried to push Rick's education to his limits, an endeavor that Rick didn't

819
00:36:48,860 --> 00:36:52,140
wish to pursue and he constantly felt inferior to his father.

820
00:36:52,140 --> 00:36:55,060
It's one of those kind of things.

821
00:36:55,060 --> 00:36:56,060
Yeah.

822
00:36:56,060 --> 00:36:58,500
Feeling inferior and everything.

823
00:36:58,500 --> 00:37:02,140
Rick became the second hour man whenever the crisis on infinite earths threatened all of

824
00:37:02,140 --> 00:37:07,380
reality and he used one of his dad's Miracle pills to save the life of Beth Chapel, whom

825
00:37:07,380 --> 00:37:09,340
he grew quite fond of.

826
00:37:09,340 --> 00:37:13,020
His father strongly disapproved of Rick's actions, knowing the addictive effects of

827
00:37:13,020 --> 00:37:17,140
Miracle and tried to prevent Rick from taking up the hour man mantle.

828
00:37:17,140 --> 00:37:21,820
Nonetheless, Rick ended up trying to join a team of other second generation heroes known

829
00:37:21,820 --> 00:37:23,820
as Infinity Inc.

830
00:37:23,820 --> 00:37:27,340
Rex was able to temporarily convince his son not to, although Rick continued to try to

831
00:37:27,340 --> 00:37:29,060
persuade him.

832
00:37:29,060 --> 00:37:32,540
Matters became worse, however, whenever Rex, along with his teammates in the Justice Society

833
00:37:32,540 --> 00:37:36,420
of America, sacrificed themselves to fight eternal Ragnarok in Lumbo.

834
00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:40,340
Oh yeah, we've covered that story before in one of the other characters.

835
00:37:40,340 --> 00:37:41,340
Yeah, with Wildcat.

836
00:37:41,340 --> 00:37:42,340
Wildcat.

837
00:37:42,340 --> 00:37:49,060
I love boxing for the rest of his all the time.

838
00:37:49,060 --> 00:37:50,060
I didn't hear no bell.

839
00:37:50,060 --> 00:37:51,060
We had 6,000 years.

840
00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:52,060
He's still just fighting.

841
00:37:52,060 --> 00:37:53,060
And the other guys were like, damn, God dang, man.

842
00:37:53,060 --> 00:37:54,060
Can't you just need a break?

843
00:37:54,060 --> 00:37:55,060
I was like, nah.

844
00:37:55,060 --> 00:37:56,060
These hands don't need a break.

845
00:37:56,060 --> 00:37:57,060
Well, these hands do need a break.

846
00:37:57,060 --> 00:37:58,060
They need to break some faces.

847
00:37:58,060 --> 00:37:59,060
I didn't tell them.

848
00:37:59,060 --> 00:38:00,060
I didn't tell them.

849
00:38:00,060 --> 00:38:01,060
I didn't tell them.

850
00:38:01,060 --> 00:38:02,060
I didn't tell them.

851
00:38:02,060 --> 00:38:03,060
I didn't tell them.

852
00:38:03,060 --> 00:38:04,060
I didn't tell them.

853
00:38:04,060 --> 00:38:05,060
I didn't tell them.

854
00:38:05,060 --> 00:38:06,540
I didn't tell them.

855
00:38:06,540 --> 00:38:09,740
Instead of like, they don't need an actual like quitting break.

856
00:38:09,740 --> 00:38:10,740
They need to break.

857
00:38:10,740 --> 00:38:15,980
They start shaking, but they don't break.

858
00:38:15,980 --> 00:38:16,980
When North...

859
00:38:16,980 --> 00:38:17,980
I have an addiction actually.

860
00:38:17,980 --> 00:38:20,340
I started going to a factual like psychological.

861
00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:22,180
I never knew my father.

862
00:38:22,180 --> 00:38:23,860
He used to... my mother hated me.

863
00:38:23,860 --> 00:38:24,860
She was a drunk.

864
00:38:24,860 --> 00:38:25,860
He was like, no, I have an addiction.

865
00:38:25,860 --> 00:38:26,860
You know, like you, hour man.

866
00:38:26,860 --> 00:38:29,940
I'm like, what the fuck?

867
00:38:29,940 --> 00:38:30,940
My addiction is breaking.

868
00:38:30,940 --> 00:38:37,460
When the hour man like run out of pills eventually, he would think, well damn, I got no pills.

869
00:38:37,460 --> 00:38:39,500
I'm like, do you fucking shitting out the same capsule?

870
00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:42,220
It's just re-digging it.

871
00:38:42,220 --> 00:38:43,220
Yeah.

872
00:38:43,220 --> 00:38:45,940
So fucked up.

873
00:38:45,940 --> 00:38:46,940
Ew.

874
00:38:46,940 --> 00:38:54,820
When Northwind and Beth Chapel came to tell him of the news, Rick ran away in grief.

875
00:38:54,820 --> 00:38:55,820
Rick ran.

876
00:38:55,820 --> 00:38:56,820
Rick ran?

877
00:38:56,820 --> 00:39:01,220
He was later kidnapped by the new group Justice Unlimited, themselves...

878
00:39:01,220 --> 00:39:02,220
Eventually Rick rolled.

879
00:39:02,220 --> 00:39:03,220
Just dark cook.

880
00:39:03,220 --> 00:39:04,220
Just run anything, Rick.

881
00:39:04,220 --> 00:39:10,620
And he was never going to give you up.

882
00:39:10,620 --> 00:39:14,860
Themselves former members of the Injustice Society used as a hostage against Infinity

883
00:39:14,860 --> 00:39:15,860
Inc.

884
00:39:15,860 --> 00:39:19,660
Rick was able to escape, but in the process, seemingly killed the wizard.

885
00:39:19,660 --> 00:39:20,660
Damn.

886
00:39:20,660 --> 00:39:21,660
Scanned off.

887
00:39:21,660 --> 00:39:22,660
He killed him.

888
00:39:22,660 --> 00:39:25,660
You're going to sock him in the face and kill him.

889
00:39:25,660 --> 00:39:26,660
God dang.

890
00:39:26,660 --> 00:39:29,380
He knocked him out.

891
00:39:29,380 --> 00:39:32,900
Rick had a hard time forgiving himself, although it would later be revealed that the wizard

892
00:39:32,900 --> 00:39:34,700
was in fact still alive.

893
00:39:34,700 --> 00:39:40,580
He came back and gannot the white.

894
00:39:40,580 --> 00:39:41,580
No way.

895
00:39:41,580 --> 00:39:42,580
He got killed right.

896
00:39:42,580 --> 00:39:43,580
Came back and gannot the off white.

897
00:39:43,580 --> 00:39:44,580
It's not true white.

898
00:39:44,580 --> 00:39:45,580
It's off white.

899
00:39:45,580 --> 00:39:46,580
It's your white.

900
00:39:46,580 --> 00:39:55,580
It looks like it's pearl white.

901
00:39:55,580 --> 00:39:57,820
Because every white color, every time you kill him, he comes back with a different white

902
00:39:57,820 --> 00:39:58,820
shade, arctic white.

903
00:39:58,820 --> 00:39:59,820
He's like, God dang.

904
00:39:59,820 --> 00:40:09,140
Every color that you can find a car in, it just comes back with that color.

905
00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:13,300
Rick gave up the hour man identity almost as soon as he assumed it, as he angrily unmasked

906
00:40:13,300 --> 00:40:15,980
himself before a press photographer.

907
00:40:15,980 --> 00:40:20,460
Luckily, Leta was able to prevent the photo from being taken and took Rick away trying

908
00:40:20,460 --> 00:40:21,620
to console him.

909
00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:25,140
Nonetheless, Rick wore his hour man outfit another time to attend the court hearing for

910
00:40:25,140 --> 00:40:26,540
the villain Mr. Bones.

911
00:40:26,540 --> 00:40:31,620
Which is such a stupid man.

912
00:40:31,620 --> 00:40:35,700
Although Rick feared he was just as bad as Bones as well, fearing that the Miracle Obe

913
00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:40,620
Hills had simply worked on an already violent urge whenever he killed the wizard.

914
00:40:40,620 --> 00:40:44,740
Although, eventually though, Rick returned to becoming hour man wearing an outfit similar

915
00:40:44,740 --> 00:40:46,540
to his father's in honor of him.

916
00:40:46,540 --> 00:40:48,540
Shortly afterwards, Infinity Inc.

917
00:40:48,540 --> 00:40:49,540
disbanded.

918
00:40:49,540 --> 00:40:53,540
Eventually, Rex and the rest of the JSA returned from limbo and he and Rick were reunited.

919
00:40:53,540 --> 00:41:06,100
In the meantime, Rick had contracted leukemia due to the prolonged exposure to Miracle Obe.

920
00:41:06,100 --> 00:41:11,420
With the help of Rex's old teammate Johnny Chambers aka Johnny Quick, both Rex and Rick

921
00:41:11,420 --> 00:41:15,260
learned to tap into their superhuman powers without the use of Miracle Obe and instead

922
00:41:15,260 --> 00:41:18,140
using mind focusing techniques.

923
00:41:18,140 --> 00:41:20,060
So the chemicals were there for?

924
00:41:20,060 --> 00:41:21,060
Yeah.

925
00:41:21,060 --> 00:41:22,060
And just dormant?

926
00:41:22,060 --> 00:41:23,060
Apparently, yeah.

927
00:41:23,060 --> 00:41:25,660
Like you could change it by will basically.

928
00:41:25,660 --> 00:41:26,660
It's kinda cool.

929
00:41:26,660 --> 00:41:29,700
It's like, nah you gotta take that pill no more.

930
00:41:29,700 --> 00:41:34,220
It'd be like you know all the people that need Viagra if they just didn't need Viagra

931
00:41:34,220 --> 00:41:35,220
anymore.

932
00:41:35,220 --> 00:41:38,220
They just had a will that has to cock this.

933
00:41:38,220 --> 00:41:42,140
The pills are dormant.

934
00:41:42,140 --> 00:41:43,140
The chemicals are there.

935
00:41:43,140 --> 00:41:45,700
You just gotta wake them up.

936
00:41:45,700 --> 00:41:49,980
Father and son would only spend a short time together whenever the villain X-Tant killed

937
00:41:49,980 --> 00:41:54,660
Rex and some of his allies from the Justice Society during the event known as Zero Hour.

938
00:41:54,660 --> 00:41:56,300
Tragedy kept on striking.

939
00:41:56,300 --> 00:42:01,140
Whenever shortly after his sweetheart Beth Chapel as Dr. Midnight 2 was slain by a eclipse

940
00:42:01,140 --> 00:42:03,020
of... well damn.

941
00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:06,860
Rick remained retired from the superhero business for a long time and in that time he met the

942
00:42:06,860 --> 00:42:08,340
new android hour man.

943
00:42:08,340 --> 00:42:13,940
The android had been engineered by his time traveling father from Rex's own DNA.

944
00:42:13,940 --> 00:42:18,820
Although Rick intensively disliked the new hour man, he was saved by the android whenever

945
00:42:18,820 --> 00:42:23,140
he transported Rick into the time point, a place where time stands still, so that he

946
00:42:23,140 --> 00:42:28,620
would be able to be spared from unidentified alien illnesses.

947
00:42:28,620 --> 00:42:32,900
The two would grow closer whenever the android, whenever Rick cured of his cancer and bestowed

948
00:42:32,900 --> 00:42:34,540
him two gifts.

949
00:42:34,540 --> 00:42:39,260
Due to a Techeon enhanced hourglass, Rick was now able to occasionally see one hour

950
00:42:39,260 --> 00:42:44,880
into the future, as well as being given an hour with his dad in the time point.

951
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:49,540
The hour man android had plucked Rex out of the time stream before he was killed fighting

952
00:42:49,540 --> 00:42:54,420
X-Tant, placing him in the time point, an area outside of time, for an hour.

953
00:42:54,420 --> 00:42:58,540
Whenever Rick was not in the time point, time stood still, but whenever he entered he could

954
00:42:58,540 --> 00:43:02,460
interact with his father for advice or simple questioning or conversations.

955
00:43:02,460 --> 00:43:04,260
It's actually kinda...

956
00:43:04,260 --> 00:43:06,980
Fuckin' depressing for his dad.

957
00:43:06,980 --> 00:43:07,980
Depressing for his dad.

958
00:43:07,980 --> 00:43:08,980
Trapped forever.

959
00:43:08,980 --> 00:43:12,220
I'll have to see his fucking huge...

960
00:43:12,220 --> 00:43:15,180
In one hour loops.

961
00:43:15,180 --> 00:43:18,740
That would kinda suck for his dad.

962
00:43:18,740 --> 00:43:22,980
When the hour and the time point would be up, Rex would be sent back in time, one hour

963
00:43:22,980 --> 00:43:28,420
just to see the image of my own failure, where he would fight and die.

964
00:43:28,420 --> 00:43:33,460
The transportation of the time point would be activated by a button in Rick's hour man

965
00:43:33,460 --> 00:43:34,980
gloves.

966
00:43:34,980 --> 00:43:38,980
Now cured of his illness, Rick assumed the mantle of hour man, adopted a new costume

967
00:43:38,980 --> 00:43:43,700
in the process, using a non-addictive form of Miracle, and joined a makeshift JSA in

968
00:43:43,700 --> 00:43:47,820
defeating the Ultra-Humanite after he stole Johnny Thunder's Thunderbolt.

969
00:43:47,820 --> 00:43:50,820
Rick taking a brief visit to the time point to get his father's advice on how to defeat

970
00:43:50,820 --> 00:43:57,820
the powerful Genie, Rick remained with the JSA after this battle and began growing closer

971
00:43:57,820 --> 00:44:03,140
to Jesse Chambers, who was the JSA's business manager and also the superheroine Jesse Quick.

972
00:44:03,140 --> 00:44:04,980
JSA had a business manager?

973
00:44:04,980 --> 00:44:05,980
I dunno.

974
00:44:05,980 --> 00:44:07,220
Like press conferences and...

975
00:44:07,220 --> 00:44:10,260
They didn't just have Bruce Wayne funding it all like a JLA?

976
00:44:10,260 --> 00:44:12,860
Yeah, they got an invention, you know.

977
00:44:12,860 --> 00:44:13,860
Comic cons and stuff?

978
00:44:13,860 --> 00:44:16,780
Butt razors and what not?

979
00:44:16,780 --> 00:44:20,700
Rick is still close to his mother, and has a strained relationship with his cousin Rebecca,

980
00:44:20,700 --> 00:44:22,580
who runs his father's company, Tyler Co.

981
00:44:22,580 --> 00:44:23,580
I don't like the...

982
00:44:23,580 --> 00:44:24,580
What do you mean, strained?

983
00:44:24,580 --> 00:44:25,580
A strained?

984
00:44:25,580 --> 00:44:26,580
Oh, a strained.

985
00:44:26,580 --> 00:44:27,580
I'm like, a strained from what?

986
00:44:27,580 --> 00:44:28,580
Yeah.

987
00:44:28,580 --> 00:44:29,580
A strained from all my cousins.

988
00:44:29,580 --> 00:44:32,580
We weren't too fine.

989
00:44:32,580 --> 00:44:37,340
When the JSA traveled with Hawkman to the Middle East, or the Middle East country of

990
00:44:37,340 --> 00:44:43,500
Condact to stop Black Adam, Rick was severely injured by one of the Nemesis swords.

991
00:44:43,500 --> 00:44:47,260
Realizing that he would die from the massive blood loss unless he was quickly operated

992
00:44:47,260 --> 00:44:51,660
on, Rick saw no choice but to transport himself to the time point where his father was.

993
00:44:51,660 --> 00:44:55,540
Rick quickly swapped places with his father, and the time point held Rick and his wounds

994
00:44:55,540 --> 00:44:56,900
and stasis.

995
00:44:56,900 --> 00:45:00,260
Rick was returned to the regular world and was left with no means of returning to the

996
00:45:00,260 --> 00:45:03,540
time point, or how he could save his son.

997
00:45:03,540 --> 00:45:08,140
So he took the long way, right?

998
00:45:08,140 --> 00:45:12,460
And he had to go back and get his GED, then he had to apply to community college, and

999
00:45:12,460 --> 00:45:16,260
then like, you know, a four-year college, and then he got up to medical school, and

1000
00:45:16,260 --> 00:45:20,460
then he got all the surgeries, and then he went back like 25 years later, like, I'm back,

1001
00:45:20,460 --> 00:45:24,420
son, I'm a surgeon now.

1002
00:45:24,420 --> 00:45:28,900
The answer once again came in the form of the android human, the android hour man, who

1003
00:45:28,900 --> 00:45:33,980
transported Rex and several other JSA members to the time point, amongst them the latest

1004
00:45:33,980 --> 00:45:37,860
Dr. Midnight, Peter Cross, who was able to save Rick's life.

1005
00:45:37,860 --> 00:45:41,900
The time used to save Rick also meant that Rex's time was up, and that he would have

1006
00:45:41,900 --> 00:45:44,820
to return to the fight with X-Tent, back in time.

1007
00:45:44,820 --> 00:45:48,540
Rick, however, tried to take his place so that his father could live again.

1008
00:45:48,540 --> 00:45:53,540
Instead, the android hour man sacrificed himself so that both hour men may live.

1009
00:45:53,540 --> 00:45:55,340
So the android sacrificed himself?

1010
00:45:55,340 --> 00:45:57,140
So he got you, Russ.

1011
00:45:57,140 --> 00:46:01,500
Rex retrieved the damaged hour man's parts, and is trying to rebuild him while Rick continues

1012
00:46:01,500 --> 00:46:03,620
to operate with JSA.

1013
00:46:03,620 --> 00:46:08,620
While returning in once more to Condact to face the Spectre, Rick's friend, Jacob Thunder,

1014
00:46:08,620 --> 00:46:13,380
tried to trap the Spectre inside of his magical pen, but was instead himself thrown into the

1015
00:46:13,380 --> 00:46:14,380
fifth dimension.

1016
00:46:14,380 --> 00:46:18,500
Rick, Mr. Terrific, and Stargirl ventured into the fifth dimension and rescued Jacob

1017
00:46:18,500 --> 00:46:20,540
from the thralls of Quisp.

1018
00:46:20,540 --> 00:46:21,540
Quisp?

1019
00:46:21,540 --> 00:46:22,540
Quisp?

1020
00:46:22,540 --> 00:46:23,540
Q-W-S-P?

1021
00:46:23,540 --> 00:46:24,540
Quisp?

1022
00:46:24,540 --> 00:46:25,540
Quith?

1023
00:46:25,540 --> 00:46:28,820
You know who Quisp is?

1024
00:46:28,820 --> 00:46:29,820
No.

1025
00:46:29,820 --> 00:46:33,300
He's one of those fifth dimensional imps, the way Mr. Mixy Spiddalick.

1026
00:46:33,300 --> 00:46:34,300
Yeah.

1027
00:46:34,300 --> 00:46:35,300
Mixy Spiddalick.

1028
00:46:35,300 --> 00:46:36,300
And Batmite.

1029
00:46:36,300 --> 00:46:37,300
Yeah.

1030
00:46:37,300 --> 00:46:39,820
But he's that other, like, weird looking one, like where he looks like a little, he looks

1031
00:46:39,820 --> 00:46:41,980
like an imp almost.

1032
00:46:41,980 --> 00:46:43,260
Like an elf, kind of.

1033
00:46:43,260 --> 00:46:50,260
Probably just like the little alien from the Flintstones, the little green alien.

1034
00:46:50,260 --> 00:46:52,020
Where nobody else could see him.

1035
00:46:52,020 --> 00:46:53,140
Basically.

1036
00:46:53,140 --> 00:46:57,840
So one year later, Rick is part of a newly formed Justice Society of America and is married

1037
00:46:57,840 --> 00:47:00,660
to Jesse Chambers, now going by the name of Liberty Bell.

1038
00:47:00,660 --> 00:47:02,900
Why does Jesse Chambers sound like a porn star name?

1039
00:47:02,900 --> 00:47:04,900
Because you're thinking Jesse Jane?

1040
00:47:04,900 --> 00:47:05,900
No.

1041
00:47:05,900 --> 00:47:06,900
I guess it's Chambers.

1042
00:47:06,900 --> 00:47:07,900
Chambers?

1043
00:47:07,900 --> 00:47:08,900
Yeah.

1044
00:47:08,900 --> 00:47:09,900
Then he sounds like a horn anchor?

1045
00:47:09,900 --> 00:47:10,900
I don't know.

1046
00:47:10,900 --> 00:47:13,140
I just think he rings like a porn star.

1047
00:47:13,140 --> 00:47:16,620
How's darling Jesse Chambers?

1048
00:47:16,620 --> 00:47:19,180
47th Avil Street.

1049
00:47:19,180 --> 00:47:20,180
Part 17.

1050
00:47:20,180 --> 00:47:24,860
Of the Uplog of 200?

1051
00:47:24,860 --> 00:47:27,300
Bang bus 99.

1052
00:47:27,300 --> 00:47:31,100
They were responsible for bringing damage into the Justice Society of America and the

1053
00:47:31,100 --> 00:47:34,260
trio defeated Captain Nazi.

1054
00:47:34,260 --> 00:47:38,780
In the Watchmen sequel Doomsday Clock, our man appears with the Justice Society after

1055
00:47:38,780 --> 00:47:44,620
Dr. Manhattan undoes the experiment that erased the Justice Society of America and the Legion

1056
00:47:44,620 --> 00:47:45,620
of Superheroes.

1057
00:47:45,620 --> 00:47:48,180
So, if that's the last time you see him.

1058
00:47:48,180 --> 00:47:49,180
Damn.

1059
00:47:49,180 --> 00:47:50,180
I'm just gonna retire.

1060
00:47:50,180 --> 00:47:51,180
Yeah.

1061
00:47:51,180 --> 00:47:59,580
So, like the original Our Man, Rex Tyler Rick, Rick imbibes the drug Miracle, granting him

1062
00:47:59,580 --> 00:48:05,580
super strength, speed, agility, reflexes, and durability for exactly 60 minutes.

1063
00:48:05,580 --> 00:48:08,100
His weather didn't ever tell you it's a suppository.

1064
00:48:08,100 --> 00:48:10,260
You find that out in Panel 9.

1065
00:48:10,260 --> 00:48:12,820
It's just a scene that you just gloss over.

1066
00:48:12,820 --> 00:48:13,820
You don't notice it.

1067
00:48:13,820 --> 00:48:14,820
They don't ever tell you again.

1068
00:48:14,820 --> 00:48:17,420
He's just like, huh?

1069
00:48:17,420 --> 00:48:20,620
The nature of Miracle's effectiveness has changed in the explanation over the years.

1070
00:48:20,620 --> 00:48:22,300
You know how many Coke cans?

1071
00:48:22,300 --> 00:48:23,300
Yeah.

1072
00:48:23,300 --> 00:48:24,300
As big as one of them.

1073
00:48:24,300 --> 00:48:27,940
They just shove it up there.

1074
00:48:27,940 --> 00:48:31,660
I guess it probably would go by, you'd probably make it more, it would like go into system

1075
00:48:31,660 --> 00:48:32,660
faster wouldn't it?

1076
00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:33,660
If it goes so vainly.

1077
00:48:33,660 --> 00:48:34,660
A suppository?

1078
00:48:34,660 --> 00:48:35,660
Yeah.

1079
00:48:35,660 --> 00:48:36,660
Like, boom.

1080
00:48:36,660 --> 00:48:37,660
Could be.

1081
00:48:37,660 --> 00:48:40,660
I got powers for 92 hours now instead of 60 minutes.

1082
00:48:40,660 --> 00:48:43,660
Just like to shove the whole bottle up there.

1083
00:48:43,660 --> 00:48:53,420
So the explanation has changed over the years at times being described as a megavitamin,

1084
00:48:53,420 --> 00:48:58,580
a steroid, a chemical enhancement, metagene enabler, and a placebo covering the release

1085
00:48:58,580 --> 00:49:00,580
of metahuman potential.

1086
00:49:00,580 --> 00:49:04,740
The latter, proposed by Johnny Quick, was generally dismissed by the Tylers.

1087
00:49:04,740 --> 00:49:09,820
The effectiveness of the Miracle varies based on the subject's age, physical conditioning,

1088
00:49:09,820 --> 00:49:11,740
and frequency of use.

1089
00:49:11,740 --> 00:49:15,700
Quick's description of his abilities rarely matched their depiction.

1090
00:49:15,700 --> 00:49:20,220
While he described his strength as the combined effort of five Olympic level athletes, he

1091
00:49:20,220 --> 00:49:21,780
was shown doing considerably more.

1092
00:49:21,780 --> 00:49:26,540
Just like that one guy that jumped over the thing and his cock hit the fucking pole.

1093
00:49:26,540 --> 00:49:29,700
And they think, what are the five right?

1094
00:49:29,700 --> 00:49:31,580
You know what's funny about characters, right?

1095
00:49:31,580 --> 00:49:37,460
Now that I've been reading more storytelling books from writers and stuff, like Stephen

1096
00:49:37,460 --> 00:49:42,620
King, and I started thinking about how I would take a character that was in mind and what

1097
00:49:42,620 --> 00:49:43,620
I would do with it.

1098
00:49:43,620 --> 00:49:49,300
So he gets his powers, he takes a pill, and one of the side effects is addictive, right?

1099
00:49:49,300 --> 00:49:50,300
Yes.

1100
00:49:50,300 --> 00:49:51,300
So I would have to add that.

1101
00:49:51,300 --> 00:49:54,980
If they gave me a fucking 12 issue run with the hour man, right?

1102
00:49:54,980 --> 00:49:58,820
And I would look at his mythos, and then I would build from that.

1103
00:49:58,820 --> 00:49:59,820
Look at his family life.

1104
00:49:59,820 --> 00:50:00,820
I have to look at his story.

1105
00:50:00,820 --> 00:50:01,820
What's his actual story?

1106
00:50:01,820 --> 00:50:06,020
And then I can build a plot around that.

1107
00:50:06,020 --> 00:50:11,300
And I probably have a story where hour man would be like a real, he would have maybe

1108
00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:13,620
like a cabal of villains.

1109
00:50:13,620 --> 00:50:17,120
When they find out that he only has the powers for an hour, so they decide to attack him

1110
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:18,120
one day.

1111
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:21,460
They'll find his identity, but they just trap him somewhere.

1112
00:50:21,460 --> 00:50:28,500
And so now he has to, the minutes keep ticking off in the panel, like one hour, 40 minutes,

1113
00:50:28,500 --> 00:50:29,500
right?

1114
00:50:29,500 --> 00:50:33,340
And he's fighting and he keeps trying to escape, and he keeps fighting and escaping, and then

1115
00:50:33,340 --> 00:50:34,340
he's out of no choice.

1116
00:50:34,340 --> 00:50:37,700
So he's got to take a second pill right off the back of the first one.

1117
00:50:37,700 --> 00:50:39,140
So now he's out of powers again.

1118
00:50:39,140 --> 00:50:43,780
But now it's like a little strain, but nothing too grievous.

1119
00:50:43,780 --> 00:50:44,780
But then they keep hitting him again.

1120
00:50:44,780 --> 00:50:47,020
You know that nightfall where Batman kept getting attacked?

1121
00:50:47,020 --> 00:50:48,020
Yeah.

1122
00:50:48,020 --> 00:50:49,020
It would be like that.

1123
00:50:49,020 --> 00:50:50,660
But then he takes a third pill, because now it's been three hours.

1124
00:50:50,660 --> 00:50:53,380
And they just keep hunting him and they keep fighting him.

1125
00:50:53,380 --> 00:50:55,420
And now like six hours in, he's six pills in.

1126
00:50:55,420 --> 00:50:57,620
Now he is fucking tweaking.

1127
00:50:57,620 --> 00:50:58,620
You know what?

1128
00:50:58,620 --> 00:50:59,620
That's what I would do.

1129
00:50:59,620 --> 00:51:03,180
I would push his character to the limit of what his mythos is.

1130
00:51:03,180 --> 00:51:04,180
Right.

1131
00:51:04,180 --> 00:51:06,140
He's just fucking tweaking his boss.

1132
00:51:06,140 --> 00:51:08,660
He's like, I have six pills.

1133
00:51:08,660 --> 00:51:10,380
And he's just fucking ripping.

1134
00:51:10,380 --> 00:51:11,380
He's already killed two villains.

1135
00:51:11,380 --> 00:51:14,380
And now he's like, he's really fucking going off.

1136
00:51:14,380 --> 00:51:15,380
That's what I mean.

1137
00:51:15,380 --> 00:51:17,100
That's what writers should do.

1138
00:51:17,100 --> 00:51:22,140
They should take someone else's mythos and see what you can push it to.

1139
00:51:22,140 --> 00:51:23,460
Because they did that with Batman.

1140
00:51:23,460 --> 00:51:25,300
They have done that with him already before.

1141
00:51:25,300 --> 00:51:26,300
You know what I mean?

1142
00:51:26,300 --> 00:51:27,300
Right.

1143
00:51:27,300 --> 00:51:29,100
If they haven't done it with a character like our man.

1144
00:51:29,100 --> 00:51:30,100
Right.

1145
00:51:30,100 --> 00:51:31,380
Because I just picked some random like.

1146
00:51:31,380 --> 00:51:32,380
Yeah.

1147
00:51:32,380 --> 00:51:37,420
If you do like a writing process or a writing exercise and no one's going to see it.

1148
00:51:37,420 --> 00:51:42,260
Just write yourself a 12 issue fucking a script, you know, 12 issue script of a character or

1149
00:51:42,260 --> 00:51:46,340
some random learn as much as you can about a Marvel character or a DC character.

1150
00:51:46,340 --> 00:51:48,420
Not a main one, a small one.

1151
00:51:48,420 --> 00:51:53,180
Learn their entire mythos, their entire story or their entire plots or not their plots because

1152
00:51:53,180 --> 00:51:56,340
you make the plots, their story core.

1153
00:51:56,340 --> 00:51:57,500
Then expand from there.

1154
00:51:57,500 --> 00:52:01,340
Like what they what they've done in their past, like what their family ties are and

1155
00:52:01,340 --> 00:52:02,980
then you build your own story from that.

1156
00:52:02,980 --> 00:52:03,980
That'd be kind of fun.

1157
00:52:03,980 --> 00:52:04,980
Yeah.

1158
00:52:04,980 --> 00:52:08,580
Because I would have fucking Iron Man just fucking blowing a gasket, six pills and six

1159
00:52:08,580 --> 00:52:13,620
hours fighting like his fucking like muscles are just fucking like bulging from the pain,

1160
00:52:13,620 --> 00:52:14,620
right?

1161
00:52:14,620 --> 00:52:15,620
Yeah.

1162
00:52:15,620 --> 00:52:16,620
Of consistently being powered.

1163
00:52:16,620 --> 00:52:20,100
Man, he'd probably be like, I'd probably leave the last issue of him in a wheelchair

1164
00:52:20,100 --> 00:52:21,900
and just fucking ruin everyone's fucking day.

1165
00:52:21,900 --> 00:52:28,100
12 issues in, fucking Iron Man in a wheelchair because he overdosed on fucking drugs.

1166
00:52:28,100 --> 00:52:30,100
No happy ending for you.

1167
00:52:30,100 --> 00:52:33,020
Don't real dark with it.

1168
00:52:33,020 --> 00:52:41,420
Maybe he got a pinch like Betty Ford trying to get off of the pills.

1169
00:52:41,420 --> 00:52:45,420
Based on the depictions under hit under its effects, Rick experienced the ability to live

1170
00:52:45,420 --> 00:52:48,940
or press 10 tons run at speeds of 60 miles an hour.

1171
00:52:48,940 --> 00:52:51,020
I wouldn't make him that strong though.

1172
00:52:51,020 --> 00:52:54,700
So 65 they run at speeds of 65 miles per hour.

1173
00:52:54,700 --> 00:52:59,460
See that's that's I doubt I would add, but the 10 tons is too high.

1174
00:52:59,460 --> 00:53:03,520
The ability to leave from windows as high as three stories that I would keep reflexes

1175
00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:05,180
enough to spar with super speedsters.

1176
00:53:05,180 --> 00:53:12,220
No, I guess I want to keep it in almost realistic and the very like the real like just scraping.

1177
00:53:12,220 --> 00:53:13,220
Yeah.

1178
00:53:13,220 --> 00:53:14,980
Uh, deception of the suspension of disbelief.

1179
00:53:14,980 --> 00:53:16,100
Yeah.

1180
00:53:16,100 --> 00:53:18,940
And the durability to withstand superhuman blows.

1181
00:53:18,940 --> 00:53:22,580
Yeah, but not like Superman level right now.

1182
00:53:22,580 --> 00:53:26,860
Like let's say you get hit by a bus and you fucking crash it into a fucking coffee shop.

1183
00:53:26,860 --> 00:53:29,580
It just gets up like, like he's like, damn, that hurt.

1184
00:53:29,580 --> 00:53:30,580
Yeah.

1185
00:53:30,580 --> 00:53:31,580
Like his ribs are cracked.

1186
00:53:31,580 --> 00:53:32,580
Yeah.

1187
00:53:32,580 --> 00:53:33,580
He's not fucking dead.

1188
00:53:33,580 --> 00:53:38,140
Uh, generally Rick's used a single miracle uphill for action based on the dosage created

1189
00:53:38,140 --> 00:53:39,140
by his father.

1190
00:53:39,140 --> 00:53:41,460
However, the drug is more potent and larger doses.

1191
00:53:41,460 --> 00:53:45,980
He goes, also he wouldn't, I wouldn't be able to keep making him stronger than if he keeps

1192
00:53:45,980 --> 00:53:47,980
taking more as he keeps getting jumped.

1193
00:53:47,980 --> 00:53:48,980
Yeah.

1194
00:53:48,980 --> 00:53:50,640
So I guess I would have to compound his abilities.

1195
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:54,660
So I guess I would take, I guess I would add up to 10 tons where he just punches one of

1196
00:53:54,660 --> 00:53:56,460
the villains and kills them and instantly.

1197
00:53:56,460 --> 00:53:57,460
Yeah.

1198
00:53:57,460 --> 00:54:01,140
And see, this is another thing that to that too, though it lasts a fraction of the time

1199
00:54:01,140 --> 00:54:02,140
of a single pill.

1200
00:54:02,140 --> 00:54:03,780
Oh, so it gets shorter.

1201
00:54:03,780 --> 00:54:04,780
Yeah.

1202
00:54:04,780 --> 00:54:05,780
Damn.

1203
00:54:05,780 --> 00:54:06,780
So I would have some fun with that.

1204
00:54:06,780 --> 00:54:10,820
Go down to like fucking like 20, like 15 minutes or something.

1205
00:54:10,820 --> 00:54:11,820
Yeah.

1206
00:54:11,820 --> 00:54:16,500
During an attack on the Android's hour man, a dual dose lasted Rick only 10 minutes, but

1207
00:54:16,500 --> 00:54:21,540
enhanced the regular effects of his, uh, substantial margin allowing him to keep up with the Android,

1208
00:54:21,540 --> 00:54:22,540
albeit temporarily.

1209
00:54:22,540 --> 00:54:24,900
So for them two pills, 10 minutes.

1210
00:54:24,900 --> 00:54:29,380
I'd have to expand that to more like 45 minutes.

1211
00:54:29,380 --> 00:54:30,380
You couldn't cut it down that fast.

1212
00:54:30,380 --> 00:54:33,020
No, I don't think it would be like 20 pills for 20 seconds.

1213
00:54:33,020 --> 00:54:34,020
Yeah.

1214
00:54:34,020 --> 00:54:35,020
It'd be fucking dead.

1215
00:54:35,020 --> 00:54:37,340
His heart would be fucking pounding.

1216
00:54:37,340 --> 00:54:41,940
Once the hour time period is over, the drug metabolizes using the, uh, into the user's

1217
00:54:41,940 --> 00:54:42,940
system.

1218
00:54:42,940 --> 00:54:48,140
Repeated dosage have limited if any effect until approximately 23 hours have passed,

1219
00:54:48,140 --> 00:54:50,300
at which point the drugs effects return to full potency.

1220
00:54:50,300 --> 00:54:51,740
I'm by just erased that part.

1221
00:54:51,740 --> 00:54:52,740
It just happens.

1222
00:54:52,740 --> 00:54:54,460
Well, no, it doesn't say that you can't use anymore.

1223
00:54:54,460 --> 00:54:57,980
It just says the effect is not as strong.

1224
00:54:57,980 --> 00:55:01,340
So like when you're saying he's taking more and more and more, he's having to take more

1225
00:55:01,340 --> 00:55:03,900
pills within the shorter timeframe.

1226
00:55:03,900 --> 00:55:04,900
The entire time.

1227
00:55:04,900 --> 00:55:05,900
His powers.

1228
00:55:05,900 --> 00:55:06,900
Mm hmm.

1229
00:55:06,900 --> 00:55:11,940
Uh, Rick, like his father, Rex often noticed that usage carried psychologically addictive

1230
00:55:11,940 --> 00:55:12,940
properties.

1231
00:55:12,940 --> 00:55:13,940
Perfect.

1232
00:55:13,940 --> 00:55:14,940
Yep.

1233
00:55:14,940 --> 00:55:20,780
Even then physical addition, uh, even if physical addition addiction was not an issue, uh, because

1234
00:55:20,780 --> 00:55:25,140
of the rush from having enhanced abilities, especially whenever in conjunction with a

1235
00:55:25,140 --> 00:55:29,380
superhero lifestyle, the period following usage was coupled with the feeling of disappointment

1236
00:55:29,380 --> 00:55:32,580
and security and an eagerness to reach the next effective dose.

1237
00:55:32,580 --> 00:55:34,820
So level of withdrawal.

1238
00:55:34,820 --> 00:55:38,860
Rick struggled with this until joined in the reform justice society.

1239
00:55:38,860 --> 00:55:42,260
After reconciling with the Android hour man from the future, he was given a special hour

1240
00:55:42,260 --> 00:55:46,340
glass, which caused him to experience random visions of one hour in the future.

1241
00:55:46,340 --> 00:55:49,580
The visions were extremely detailed and gave him information covering approximately one

1242
00:55:49,580 --> 00:55:52,260
hour of time taking place one hour in the future.

1243
00:55:52,260 --> 00:55:56,180
This process was temporarily painful, but granted a strategic advantage and allowed

1244
00:55:56,180 --> 00:56:02,780
Rick to, uh, to time his doses more effectively, allowing his hour of power to cover the entirety

1245
00:56:02,780 --> 00:56:04,260
of the hour of power.

1246
00:56:04,260 --> 00:56:06,900
I'm like you've got to the hour of passion.

1247
00:56:06,900 --> 00:56:09,220
Hey baby, you ready for the hour of power?

1248
00:56:09,220 --> 00:56:16,820
It's like, Oh Rick, please don't be crap to cover the entirety of the crisis contained

1249
00:56:16,820 --> 00:56:18,580
in the vision.

1250
00:56:18,580 --> 00:56:24,500
The hourglass on his chest was once able to take him to limbo, the limbo time point where

1251
00:56:24,500 --> 00:56:26,580
his father was without Miracle.

1252
00:56:26,580 --> 00:56:29,620
Our man is no more powerful than a regular human.

1253
00:56:29,620 --> 00:56:35,300
He can only use one dose of Miracle per day as a longterm abuse may prove detrimental

1254
00:56:35,300 --> 00:56:36,300
for his health.

1255
00:56:36,300 --> 00:56:40,260
So it's not that he doesn't take it because he won't have an effect.

1256
00:56:40,260 --> 00:56:41,780
It's that I'm going to fuck his life up.

1257
00:56:41,780 --> 00:56:42,780
Yes.

1258
00:56:42,780 --> 00:56:44,580
I'm going to leave my life support issue.

1259
00:56:44,580 --> 00:56:49,700
Our man's Miracle is dispensed directly into his bloodstream by the hourglass ambulance

1260
00:56:49,700 --> 00:56:52,020
is bedded into his costumes, gauntlets.

1261
00:56:52,020 --> 00:56:53,580
So it's fucking a inject.

1262
00:56:53,580 --> 00:56:54,980
Oh shit, man.

1263
00:56:54,980 --> 00:56:55,980
Come on.

1264
00:56:55,980 --> 00:56:56,980
That's fucking Matt.

1265
00:56:56,980 --> 00:57:01,980
What kind of crack cocaine you take straight to the fucking veins.

1266
00:57:01,980 --> 00:57:02,980
Yes.

1267
00:57:02,980 --> 00:57:05,540
That's how his girlfriend would find his like secret.

1268
00:57:05,540 --> 00:57:07,180
Like she would think he's taking meth.

1269
00:57:07,180 --> 00:57:08,180
Yeah.

1270
00:57:08,180 --> 00:57:12,540
She sees him fucking, uh, you know, tying his wrist up or his, uh, his arm and she's

1271
00:57:12,540 --> 00:57:13,540
like Rick.

1272
00:57:13,540 --> 00:57:16,340
And he doesn't want to know.

1273
00:57:16,340 --> 00:57:17,500
He doesn't want her to know his identity.

1274
00:57:17,500 --> 00:57:22,340
So he just goes, goes along and says he's a heroin addict.

1275
00:57:22,340 --> 00:57:25,660
So fucked up.

1276
00:57:25,660 --> 00:57:30,100
So yeah, our man, you could, you could take that to, to some extremes.

1277
00:57:30,100 --> 00:57:35,260
I'm going to have some fun later.

1278
00:57:35,260 --> 00:57:37,580
Writing fun stories for myself.

1279
00:57:37,580 --> 00:57:42,420
Uh, then we also have the Android hour, man.

1280
00:57:42,420 --> 00:57:48,660
So the Android hour man was created by Grant Morrison and Howard Porter.

1281
00:57:48,660 --> 00:57:50,220
Its name is Matthew Tyler.

1282
00:57:50,220 --> 00:57:51,220
So it's an Android.

1283
00:57:51,220 --> 00:57:52,220
Yes.

1284
00:57:52,220 --> 00:57:53,540
And it's just as powerful as our man.

1285
00:57:53,540 --> 00:57:54,540
Yes.

1286
00:57:54,540 --> 00:57:55,540
And I guess what?

1287
00:57:55,540 --> 00:57:58,060
I just make an evil scientist, make a robot equate his powers.

1288
00:57:58,060 --> 00:57:59,060
Yeah.

1289
00:57:59,060 --> 00:58:00,700
And just be like, never stop chasing him.

1290
00:58:00,700 --> 00:58:03,380
So instead of having a cabal, just be the Android.

1291
00:58:03,380 --> 00:58:04,380
Yeah.

1292
00:58:04,380 --> 00:58:07,020
Like overwhelming, overwhelming him for six hours.

1293
00:58:07,020 --> 00:58:11,900
So this hour man, the hour man of the 853rd century is an Android.

1294
00:58:11,900 --> 00:58:16,660
Though it describes himself as an intelligent machine colony constructed by Tyler, uh, Kimmel

1295
00:58:16,660 --> 00:58:18,900
robotics formerly Tyler Co.

1296
00:58:18,900 --> 00:58:22,140
Although he is an Android, he possesses the full range of emotions and human flaws that

1297
00:58:22,140 --> 00:58:23,940
an ordinary human does.

1298
00:58:23,940 --> 00:58:28,340
Nonetheless, the technology with which he was constructed is far more advanced and beyond

1299
00:58:28,340 --> 00:58:31,020
anything conceivable in the 20th century.

1300
00:58:31,020 --> 00:58:35,060
While the Android was built or why the Android was built is unknown.

1301
00:58:35,060 --> 00:58:39,380
Although it seems likely that he was in fact commissioned by the new God, Metron.

1302
00:58:39,380 --> 00:58:45,660
So who sought to make it as a replacement and apprentice, uh, Rex Tyler, who served

1303
00:58:45,660 --> 00:58:50,540
as a biological template for the Android spent time in the future and it was evolved as construction.

1304
00:58:50,540 --> 00:58:52,020
I wouldn't have him in the future though.

1305
00:58:52,020 --> 00:58:53,980
Get no point.

1306
00:58:53,980 --> 00:58:57,900
So shortly after its construction, Metron appointed our man as his heir and entrusted

1307
00:58:57,900 --> 00:59:01,980
him with the war log.

1308
00:59:01,980 --> 00:59:04,340
The war log is before you even ask.

1309
00:59:04,340 --> 00:59:06,820
I'm trying to think like, what the fuck does that mean?

1310
00:59:06,820 --> 00:59:11,500
The war log is an ancient artifact containing a map of space time from creation until the

1311
00:59:11,500 --> 00:59:14,900
end of the universe in miniature form.

1312
00:59:14,900 --> 00:59:18,060
The war log is a, uh, in form of a stone.

1313
00:59:18,060 --> 00:59:19,860
I love the, I love the seat.

1314
00:59:19,860 --> 00:59:20,860
Let me in the writer's head.

1315
00:59:20,860 --> 00:59:21,860
Let me see.

1316
00:59:21,860 --> 00:59:23,780
Let me find some cause it does not roll off the tongue at all.

1317
00:59:23,780 --> 00:59:24,780
The war log.

1318
00:59:24,780 --> 00:59:27,780
I'm like, bro, come on.

1319
00:59:27,780 --> 00:59:30,220
Words have to like roll well.

1320
00:59:30,220 --> 00:59:34,700
That does not like, that's why I can't stand those fifth dimensional imps.

1321
00:59:34,700 --> 00:59:36,460
Like Mr. Mix, mixy spittle it.

1322
00:59:36,460 --> 00:59:37,460
I can't bet.

1323
00:59:37,460 --> 00:59:41,460
Mike's the only one that rolls right.

1324
00:59:41,460 --> 00:59:42,460
I always remember writers.

1325
00:59:42,460 --> 00:59:43,460
You got to roll right.

1326
00:59:43,460 --> 00:59:47,860
If it sounds awful, like, uh, maybe like if someone wrote the fuck like an Indiana Jones

1327
00:59:47,860 --> 00:59:48,860
movie, right?

1328
00:59:48,860 --> 00:59:54,660
Indiana Jones and the 15,000 terracotta Chinese soldiers buried in China.

1329
00:59:54,660 --> 00:59:56,660
Third 17th century.

1330
00:59:56,660 --> 00:59:59,420
I'm like, the title so fucking old.

1331
00:59:59,420 --> 01:00:03,540
Just be like, wait, if you play Indiana Jones in the, uh, the terracotta invasion or something,

1332
01:00:03,540 --> 01:00:06,140
you know, just roll it off right.

1333
01:00:06,140 --> 01:00:09,660
Even if it sounds bad, if it doesn't roll off, you know, yeah, that's true.

1334
01:00:09,660 --> 01:00:11,740
That's very true though.

1335
01:00:11,740 --> 01:00:14,660
It's kind of like a Eve and the anime overlord.

1336
01:00:14,660 --> 01:00:16,940
There's a, there's one specific item.

1337
01:00:16,940 --> 01:00:18,380
Everybody always mispronounces.

1338
01:00:18,380 --> 01:00:19,380
It's a gununga gap.

1339
01:00:19,380 --> 01:00:20,380
Can Nunga gap.

1340
01:00:20,380 --> 01:00:21,380
Yeah.

1341
01:00:21,380 --> 01:00:22,380
That even said roles, right?

1342
01:00:22,380 --> 01:00:26,580
You can get it in the gap, but it's a thing from Norse mythology.

1343
01:00:26,580 --> 01:00:32,500
Like it's an actual like name, but it's like as crazy as that is war log.

1344
01:00:32,500 --> 01:00:33,500
Just so much.

1345
01:00:33,500 --> 01:00:35,180
It's so much worse.

1346
01:00:35,180 --> 01:00:38,980
The fucking heck of Tunker is the wildest spelling I've ever seen.

1347
01:00:38,980 --> 01:00:40,220
And that rolls perfect.

1348
01:00:40,220 --> 01:00:41,500
The heck of Tunker is.

1349
01:00:41,500 --> 01:00:42,500
Yeah.

1350
01:00:42,500 --> 01:00:43,500
This is war log.

1351
01:00:43,500 --> 01:00:44,900
The world like dog.

1352
01:00:44,900 --> 01:00:48,340
Get on that world and burn.

1353
01:00:48,340 --> 01:00:52,260
So in the form of a stone has been lost for centuries on earth until it was an unearthed

1354
01:00:52,260 --> 01:00:54,380
by Lex Corp, right?

1355
01:00:54,380 --> 01:01:01,220
Request requisition team and was dubbed the right requisition team.

1356
01:01:01,220 --> 01:01:03,300
And dubbed the philosopher stone.

1357
01:01:03,300 --> 01:01:09,080
Lex Luthor, not fully understanding the stone, used it to manipulate the alien gym with his

1358
01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:12,340
injustice gang against the justice society of America.

1359
01:01:12,340 --> 01:01:16,340
The justice league, notably Batman, Martian man hunter and Superman defeated Lex Luthor

1360
01:01:16,340 --> 01:01:19,540
as Superman stood ready to destroy the war log.

1361
01:01:19,540 --> 01:01:21,860
It temporarily a temporal.

1362
01:01:21,860 --> 01:01:29,060
God, if I could even fucking talk today, a temporal split was created when Superman

1363
01:01:29,060 --> 01:01:34,060
where Superman to seemingly destroy the stone, the villain Dark Side would be able to conquer

1364
01:01:34,060 --> 01:01:35,780
and subjugate the earth.

1365
01:01:35,780 --> 01:01:39,980
The corrupt Metron of that future traveled back along the timeline to gather a group

1366
01:01:39,980 --> 01:01:44,940
of justice leaguers that would search for the stone so that it would, unknown to them,

1367
01:01:44,940 --> 01:01:46,940
fall into the hands of Dark Side.

1368
01:01:46,940 --> 01:01:50,580
A timeline in which Superman did not destroy the stone, however, did remain and the counter

1369
01:01:50,580 --> 01:01:52,300
corrupt.

1370
01:01:52,300 --> 01:01:57,900
The counter to the corrupted Metron, our man himself, also traveled back in time searching

1371
01:01:57,900 --> 01:02:00,180
out the leaguers that were searching for the stone.

1372
01:02:00,180 --> 01:02:04,780
He was able to convince Green Lantern Kyle Rayner of the terrible future that would follow

1373
01:02:04,780 --> 01:02:09,540
if they found the stone and he convinced his teammates Aquaman and Flash, Wally West Flash

1374
01:02:09,540 --> 01:02:15,420
Aquaman that fucking quadrillionaire, trillionaire you motherfucking.

1375
01:02:15,420 --> 01:02:16,900
To try to stop Dark Side.

1376
01:02:16,900 --> 01:02:18,900
Just pay him buddy.

1377
01:02:18,900 --> 01:02:21,900
Just pay him off yeah.

1378
01:02:21,900 --> 01:02:25,660
Now the three heroes ended up in the alternate timeline in which Dark Side had won and with

1379
01:02:25,660 --> 01:02:29,180
the help of their surviving teammates were able to travel back along the timeline themselves

1380
01:02:29,180 --> 01:02:32,940
to get a telepathic message to the Martian Manhunter who stopped Superman from destroying

1381
01:02:32,940 --> 01:02:33,940
that stone.

1382
01:02:33,940 --> 01:02:34,940
The only thing to say is that you're a bitch.

1383
01:02:34,940 --> 01:02:35,940
You disappeared back in time.

1384
01:02:35,940 --> 01:02:41,340
Martian Manhunter was like what the fuck.

1385
01:02:41,340 --> 01:02:46,660
The warligog was handed to the real Metron who passed it on to our man who thereby outgrew

1386
01:02:46,660 --> 01:02:52,740
his role as apprentice and became the master of time and hyper time while retaining his

1387
01:02:52,740 --> 01:02:59,540
membership in the Justice Legion A. And then our man would later be instrumental in the

1388
01:02:59,540 --> 01:03:05,100
organization of the celebrations for the return of Superman Prime to the 853rd century.

1389
01:03:05,100 --> 01:03:09,380
Our man would use the warligog to transport the Justice League A into the past to meet

1390
01:03:09,380 --> 01:03:13,260
the original Justice League and would then send the Justice League into the future to

1391
01:03:13,260 --> 01:03:15,860
participate in the form of Super Olympics.

1392
01:03:15,860 --> 01:03:16,860
What?

1393
01:03:16,860 --> 01:03:17,860
Yes this is.

1394
01:03:17,860 --> 01:03:20,580
Fuck what's going on.

1395
01:03:20,580 --> 01:03:22,980
This is the wildest time that I played a detective game.

1396
01:03:22,980 --> 01:03:30,660
A Japanese game in my bare mind where I ended up having to go undercover at a school and

1397
01:03:30,660 --> 01:03:36,060
I ended up having to work with a fucking dance troupe and make sure they win the finals and

1398
01:03:36,060 --> 01:03:40,220
I halfway through the game like where the fuck did the murder stop.

1399
01:03:40,220 --> 01:03:45,340
The investigation stopped and I kid you not I was helping these girls work on their dance

1400
01:03:45,340 --> 01:03:47,780
routine so we can win the regionals.

1401
01:03:47,780 --> 01:03:51,620
I'm like when did I stop trying to solve this fucking murder.

1402
01:03:51,620 --> 01:03:56,420
Now I'm trying to fucking win the regionals and the motherfucking dance off.

1403
01:03:56,420 --> 01:03:59,020
I will never forget it.

1404
01:03:59,020 --> 01:04:03,660
It didn't click right until I was playing for like three hours and I forgot wait this

1405
01:04:03,660 --> 01:04:05,340
is a murder mystery game.

1406
01:04:05,340 --> 01:04:06,500
What the fuck am I doing?

1407
01:04:06,500 --> 01:04:09,500
I'm like popping and locking.

1408
01:04:09,500 --> 01:04:11,140
You're over here trying to help become idols.

1409
01:04:11,140 --> 01:04:14,700
I'm making fucking choreography like dance choreography for each of the girls and I'm

1410
01:04:14,700 --> 01:04:17,220
like what the fuck am I doing.

1411
01:04:17,220 --> 01:04:18,220
What about the murder?

1412
01:04:18,220 --> 01:04:22,260
That's what I was like what about the fucking murder?

1413
01:04:22,260 --> 01:04:24,540
Now it's more important to win regionals.

1414
01:04:24,540 --> 01:04:27,180
When Japan gives you side quests my god.

1415
01:04:27,180 --> 01:04:28,180
They're deep.

1416
01:04:28,180 --> 01:04:29,180
They're deep as fuck.

1417
01:04:29,180 --> 01:04:31,460
They're a whole fucking game.

1418
01:04:31,460 --> 01:04:36,580
Alright so it went according to plan except for the inclusion of the old villain Solaris

1419
01:04:36,580 --> 01:04:41,140
who placed a virus dubbed the hour man virus in the androids body that disabled his time

1420
01:04:41,140 --> 01:04:44,460
traveling abilities the moment he reached the past.

1421
01:04:44,460 --> 01:04:48,260
Now the legion was stranded in the past and the legion in the future or the league in

1422
01:04:48,260 --> 01:04:49,380
the future.

1423
01:04:49,380 --> 01:04:54,500
So you have the the legion of superheroes and the league of justice league switch places

1424
01:04:54,500 --> 01:04:55,500
basically.

1425
01:04:55,500 --> 01:04:56,980
Oh okay.

1426
01:04:56,980 --> 01:05:02,300
So the hour man virus spread to the justice legion and then to the rest of the world which

1427
01:05:02,300 --> 01:05:04,180
affected both humans and machines.

1428
01:05:04,180 --> 01:05:08,020
The medic human population became hostile to the legion as a result and they also had

1429
01:05:08,020 --> 01:05:09,600
to do with vandal savage.

1430
01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:14,420
It turned out that the virus was the core programming of solaris and the legion would

1431
01:05:14,420 --> 01:05:18,220
have to create a body in the 20th century for solaris so the virus could be downloaded

1432
01:05:18,220 --> 01:05:19,500
into the new body.

1433
01:05:19,500 --> 01:05:22,220
Hour man was paralyzed by self-pity.

1434
01:05:22,220 --> 01:05:26,540
I've always loved vandal savage because he became super intelligent right?

1435
01:05:26,540 --> 01:05:27,540
Yeah.

1436
01:05:27,540 --> 01:05:29,700
Way before early humanity right?

1437
01:05:29,700 --> 01:05:37,860
So he all his friends and family and they're all just dumb and he's like fuck man.

1438
01:05:37,860 --> 01:05:42,900
Having to live through that for centuries and thousands of years.

1439
01:05:42,900 --> 01:05:47,300
You finally met some actual intelligent people but man it must have been a grind.

1440
01:05:47,300 --> 01:05:51,420
You're talking about like you know like the the star systems and like philosophy and they're

1441
01:05:51,420 --> 01:05:54,420
just like oh god boo.

1442
01:05:54,420 --> 01:05:59,500
So you're the dumbest motherfucker I've ever met in my fucking life.

1443
01:05:59,500 --> 01:06:04,660
I hate to call you my brother but here we are.

1444
01:06:04,660 --> 01:06:05,660
It's you and me.

1445
01:06:05,660 --> 01:06:08,260
You know there's people out there that feel that way.

1446
01:06:08,260 --> 01:06:12,300
It's like oh why the fuck are we family?

1447
01:06:12,300 --> 01:06:16,360
So nonetheless the hour man virus was overcome and hour man control back into the future

1448
01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:20,940
and as such he and the legion could witness the defeat of solaris by the hands of superman

1449
01:06:20,940 --> 01:06:26,660
prime superman m and green lantern because it's superman prime and then superman one

1450
01:06:26,660 --> 01:06:29,020
million.

1451
01:06:29,020 --> 01:06:31,540
During the celebrations I wanted to be like gold superman.

1452
01:06:31,540 --> 01:06:32,540
Yeah okay.

1453
01:06:32,540 --> 01:06:35,100
Hey gold superman.

1454
01:06:35,100 --> 01:06:39,080
During the celebrations hour man reached into the past seconds before krypton exploded and

1455
01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:43,540
created a duplicate of the planet in the two eight and created a duplicate of the planet

1456
01:06:43,540 --> 01:06:45,720
in the 853rd century.

1457
01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:49,820
He then reached back and plucked the population of krypton from their world in the seconds

1458
01:06:49,820 --> 01:06:54,180
after the launch of Kal-El's rocket and before krypton's final destruction.

1459
01:06:54,180 --> 01:06:59,140
All this created a world of new krypton where superman prime could live amongst to other

1460
01:06:59,140 --> 01:07:03,860
superpowered kryptonians including his parents as a gift from his comrades in the justice

1461
01:07:03,860 --> 01:07:05,380
league and legions.

1462
01:07:05,380 --> 01:07:06,380
Okay.

1463
01:07:06,380 --> 01:07:10,420
So they created a krypton of the future basically.

1464
01:07:10,420 --> 01:07:14,180
After the celebrations had finished hour man felt inadequate since he had been used so

1465
01:07:14,180 --> 01:07:17,900
easily by solaris as a carrier of the hour man virus.

1466
01:07:17,900 --> 01:07:21,940
Deciding that he needed some more personal growth he traveled back to the 20th century

1467
01:07:21,940 --> 01:07:27,780
since there he could truly grow unlike in the wondrous 853rd century.

1468
01:07:27,780 --> 01:07:31,940
Thus he arrived at the justice league watchtower where he would serve as a replacement for

1469
01:07:31,940 --> 01:07:35,100
martian man hunter who was on a temporary leave of absence.

1470
01:07:35,100 --> 01:07:40,900
Immediately upon his entrance he made somewhat of a temporal snafu by asking if he had arrived

1471
01:07:40,900 --> 01:07:45,180
before or after the invasion of the fifth dimension.

1472
01:07:45,180 --> 01:07:49,200
He arrived at the justice league tower having signaled ahead that he was coming.

1473
01:07:49,200 --> 01:07:54,300
He did not truly fit in with the league however and used his time vision on multiple occasions

1474
01:07:54,300 --> 01:07:57,220
to skip over conversations he deemed unnecessary.

1475
01:07:57,220 --> 01:07:58,220
Wow.

1476
01:07:58,220 --> 01:08:02,220
I would be an introvert's best fucking weapon.

1477
01:08:02,220 --> 01:08:04,500
Do I have to deal with people today?

1478
01:08:04,500 --> 01:08:05,500
Yes.

1479
01:08:05,500 --> 01:08:08,620
I guess I won't go outside then.

1480
01:08:08,620 --> 01:08:12,820
Eventually a few members of the league decided to call on him and decided that batman would

1481
01:08:12,820 --> 01:08:14,900
be best to talk some sense into hour man.

1482
01:08:14,900 --> 01:08:15,900
What you doing?

1483
01:08:15,900 --> 01:08:18,340
What's wrong with you bro?

1484
01:08:18,340 --> 01:08:21,660
Although annoyed by their interference he explained to him.

1485
01:08:21,660 --> 01:08:24,300
I would find it funny that every time batman talks to you right?

1486
01:08:24,300 --> 01:08:25,300
Yeah.

1487
01:08:25,300 --> 01:08:26,300
The first thing I'm batman.

1488
01:08:26,300 --> 01:08:27,300
Okay here's what we're going to do.

1489
01:08:27,300 --> 01:08:28,300
I don't know what it is.

1490
01:08:28,300 --> 01:08:32,580
The first thing I'm going to do is say I'm batman.

1491
01:08:32,580 --> 01:08:33,580
That's funny though.

1492
01:08:33,580 --> 01:08:35,060
They're annoyed by their interference.

1493
01:08:35,060 --> 01:08:39,940
Where it's like batman's like fuck this shit I don't want to have to do this.

1494
01:08:39,940 --> 01:08:42,180
I'm batman it's some bullshit right now I'm batman.

1495
01:08:42,180 --> 01:08:45,540
But he explained to hour man the worth of thinking before acting.

1496
01:08:45,540 --> 01:08:49,100
Hour man took the advice rather literally and used time vision to learn the history

1497
01:08:49,100 --> 01:08:52,700
of the justice league through batman's experiences.

1498
01:08:52,700 --> 01:08:57,660
All the time he's a cattle woman and all.

1499
01:08:57,660 --> 01:09:02,220
From those experiences hour man decided the best person to guide him through his personal

1500
01:09:02,220 --> 01:09:07,780
growth was a former mascot for the league the normal human snapper car.

1501
01:09:07,780 --> 01:09:09,780
Snapper car.

1502
01:09:09,780 --> 01:09:13,300
Hour man and the league found snapper waiting for them at happy harbor cafe.

1503
01:09:13,300 --> 01:09:17,180
Thanks to hour man's unconscious manipulations of time snapper had received a premonition

1504
01:09:17,180 --> 01:09:19,420
and knew that he would need to help him out.

1505
01:09:19,420 --> 01:09:23,580
Snapper named the android Matthew Tyler and took him under his wing and the two of them

1506
01:09:23,580 --> 01:09:25,440
headed off perfectly.

1507
01:09:25,440 --> 01:09:29,900
After hour man met the android amazo hour man was convinced that he was even more of

1508
01:09:29,900 --> 01:09:31,940
a liability than before.

1509
01:09:31,940 --> 01:09:35,280
Snapper helped hour man understand that he was having problems fitting into the normal

1510
01:09:35,280 --> 01:09:37,600
world because of the power he wielded.

1511
01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:41,840
He was practically omnipotent and could manipulate time as he wishes never learning from his

1512
01:09:41,840 --> 01:09:45,940
mistakes and that was what was hindering him not his lack of experience.

1513
01:09:45,940 --> 01:09:50,060
Just as impulsively as he had acted before hour man concentrated on breaking down the

1514
01:09:50,060 --> 01:09:55,500
warligog the source of his almost omnipotent power scattering its components.

1515
01:09:55,500 --> 01:10:00,580
He still retained the ability to use his time vision and time travel abilities for an hour

1516
01:10:00,580 --> 01:10:04,060
out of every 24 so that he was truly an hour man now.

1517
01:10:04,060 --> 01:10:08,540
He also kept the permanent abilities of uh Miracle's strength and speed.

1518
01:10:08,540 --> 01:10:13,500
So it's like you know what I'll knock myself down to where I'm only one hour powered but

1519
01:10:13,500 --> 01:10:16,460
I keep my strength and my speed.

1520
01:10:16,460 --> 01:10:17,900
So amazo is just a regular guy?

1521
01:10:17,900 --> 01:10:18,900
Yeah.

1522
01:10:18,900 --> 01:10:20,260
Or is that super strength and speed now?

1523
01:10:20,260 --> 01:10:24,060
Yes just not the the time abilities he can only use those for an hour 24.

1524
01:10:24,060 --> 01:10:26,860
Oh so that's how they can be calmed down.

1525
01:10:26,860 --> 01:10:28,840
Now he really is the hour man.

1526
01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:32,640
That was not the only effect his confrontation with amazo had on hour man though.

1527
01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:35,540
His fucking evolution of character is him being father time.

1528
01:10:35,540 --> 01:10:36,540
Yeah.

1529
01:10:36,540 --> 01:10:37,540
That's how it ends for him too.

1530
01:10:37,540 --> 01:10:41,040
Now you take the mantle of time.

1531
01:10:41,040 --> 01:10:46,900
He asked himself if amazo was the first android and thus atom of the androids.

1532
01:10:46,900 --> 01:10:49,500
Were they inherently meant to be evil?

1533
01:10:49,500 --> 01:10:55,180
To find the answer to his dilemma hour man sought out professor Ivo the creator of the

1534
01:10:55,180 --> 01:10:56,540
amazo android.

1535
01:10:56,540 --> 01:11:02,140
In his hour of power he learned how Ivo and professor tomorrow had created the android

1536
01:11:02,140 --> 01:11:06,380
tomorrow woman who had broken her programming goal of killing the league and instead died

1537
01:11:06,380 --> 01:11:07,540
as a hero.

1538
01:11:07,540 --> 01:11:12,380
He revived her and for the last 50 minutes of his hour of power he continued that he

1539
01:11:12,380 --> 01:11:17,440
she continued that existence cementing her status as a hero as she saved lives and lived

1540
01:11:17,440 --> 01:11:19,380
her life to the fullest.

1541
01:11:19,380 --> 01:11:26,420
She taught hour man what con live laugh love huh yes like the epitome of it.

1542
01:11:26,420 --> 01:11:30,040
She taught hour man what consequences his actions can have.

1543
01:11:30,040 --> 01:11:34,740
In that short time the two formed a connection that ultimately when tomorrow woman disappeared

1544
01:11:34,740 --> 01:11:41,180
at the end of the hour hour man left hour man with a hole in his non existing heart.

1545
01:11:41,180 --> 01:11:43,500
Non existing heart.

1546
01:11:43,500 --> 01:11:46,960
So while fighting alongside the justice league in the war with the fifth dimension hour man

1547
01:11:46,960 --> 01:11:50,500
met the justice society of america and thanks to the feelings and memories of the original

1548
01:11:50,500 --> 01:11:53,800
hour man that he possessed he felt a kinship with him.

1549
01:11:53,800 --> 01:11:59,180
When asked by Jay Garrick he attended the funeral of Wesley Dodds the original sandman together

1550
01:11:59,180 --> 01:12:00,740
with the others presence.

1551
01:12:00,740 --> 01:12:04,040
He also dragged into the battle for the future doctor fate.

1552
01:12:04,040 --> 01:12:07,740
At the end of the adventure he joined the justice society during this time he often

1553
01:12:07,740 --> 01:12:10,100
was simply referred to as Tyler.

1554
01:12:10,100 --> 01:12:14,780
When hour man met Rick Tyler son and heir of the original hour man they fought.

1555
01:12:14,780 --> 01:12:18,260
They would eventually make amends whenever Amazo disguised as a future version of hour

1556
01:12:18,260 --> 01:12:23,160
man cures Rick of the disease he had contracted thanks to his miracle addiction.

1557
01:12:23,160 --> 01:12:27,580
After spending some more time with the society hour man left to explore the time stream more

1558
01:12:27,580 --> 01:12:32,700
but not before giving Rick two gifts the first of which was a tachyon filled hour glass that

1559
01:12:32,700 --> 01:12:36,060
would give Rick the occasional vision of the future that would take place in the hours

1560
01:12:36,060 --> 01:12:37,060
time.

1561
01:12:37,060 --> 01:12:40,100
The second of these was another hour with Rick's father which we talked about already

1562
01:12:40,100 --> 01:12:45,140
before a recreation of Rex's old lab.

1563
01:12:45,140 --> 01:12:48,780
Using a special gauntlet Rick could travel to and from the time point to talk to his

1564
01:12:48,780 --> 01:12:53,160
father with time not existing for Rex while Rick was absent.

1565
01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:57,820
Once an hour had elapsed Rex would have to leave to fight X-Tan and meet his preordained

1566
01:12:57,820 --> 01:13:00,180
death.

1567
01:13:00,180 --> 01:13:03,500
He recently returned at the behest of the society whenever Rick was stranded in the

1568
01:13:03,500 --> 01:13:05,380
time point mortally wounded.

1569
01:13:05,380 --> 01:13:12,300
Rick was saved although Rex's hour in the time point was up and now either Rick or Rex

1570
01:13:12,300 --> 01:13:14,380
was going to die facing X-Tan.

1571
01:13:14,380 --> 01:13:20,620
Instead Matthew gave his life and took their place impersonating Rex with a hologram.

1572
01:13:20,620 --> 01:13:36,180
This is how the android leaving them with the hourglass in his chest to allow them to

1573
01:13:36,180 --> 01:13:37,580
return home.

1574
01:13:37,580 --> 01:13:43,060
Whenever Rex told our man that he was alive as any of them despite being an android our

1575
01:13:43,060 --> 01:13:47,640
man replied that he appreciated that more than Rex could ever know and asked Rex to

1576
01:13:47,640 --> 01:13:52,800
give his wife his love before he returned to the battle with X-Tan.

1577
01:13:52,800 --> 01:13:57,380
His broken pieces were retrieved by Rex who attempts to rebuild him and as a short time

1578
01:13:57,380 --> 01:14:02,140
later Rip Hunter said during the team up with the JSA that the android hour man would be

1579
01:14:02,140 --> 01:14:06,180
gone for a relative year indicating he may return.

1580
01:14:06,180 --> 01:14:12,900
So you get that like hope that he'll come back at the end of it.

1581
01:14:12,900 --> 01:14:17,020
And then the last part we have with this is in the new golden age the android hour man

1582
01:14:17,020 --> 01:14:21,980
is revealed to be the buyer that wanted to purchase the lost children from a time scavenger

1583
01:14:21,980 --> 01:14:25,540
called Childminder.

1584
01:14:25,540 --> 01:14:29,660
This is when we're getting into the newer comic books so.

1585
01:14:29,660 --> 01:14:34,620
Our man tells Childminder that his owner will not be pleased with the setbacks that she

1586
01:14:34,620 --> 01:14:35,700
suffered.

1587
01:14:35,700 --> 01:14:41,700
He and the Childminder later hear the sonic boom that boom caused.

1588
01:14:41,700 --> 01:14:47,980
Boom is the character this caused both of this causes both of them to leave the child

1589
01:14:47,980 --> 01:14:54,740
collectors to recapture Red Arrow boom Sparky Pinky the Wiz kid secret and the dine Dan

1590
01:14:54,740 --> 01:14:55,740
the dynamite.

1591
01:14:55,740 --> 01:15:00,420
I'm fucking a random contenders this upon those with Red Arrow.

1592
01:15:00,420 --> 01:15:02,860
I think Red Arrow is the only one that I would know.

1593
01:15:02,860 --> 01:15:04,900
It's like speedy almost.

1594
01:15:04,900 --> 01:15:07,260
Okay meeting up with Stargirl.

1595
01:15:07,260 --> 01:15:11,900
There a wave cherry bomb ladybug little miss redhead quiz kid Robbie the robot dog and

1596
01:15:11,900 --> 01:15:12,900
Salem the witch girl.

1597
01:15:12,900 --> 01:15:14,860
What the fuck is going on.

1598
01:15:14,860 --> 01:15:15,860
Yes.

1599
01:15:15,860 --> 01:15:19,460
Everyone does Stargirl is subdued by our man as he claims that he is trying to save the

1600
01:15:19,460 --> 01:15:22,380
lost children from the complete obliteration.

1601
01:15:22,380 --> 01:15:27,260
It turns out that the hour man android was working for an adult version of quirky Baxter

1602
01:15:27,260 --> 01:15:29,020
called Time Master.

1603
01:15:29,020 --> 01:15:33,860
During Stargirl's fight with Time Master boom removes the hour man's android brain so that

1604
01:15:33,860 --> 01:15:38,100
she quiz kid and Robbie the robot dog can reprogram it.

1605
01:15:38,100 --> 01:15:42,020
Once the hour man android was reprogrammed he blasts Time Master back into the time portal

1606
01:15:42,020 --> 01:15:47,620
and sends wig back to his own time as he can't allow the lost children to return to their

1607
01:15:47,620 --> 01:15:49,900
own time due to paradoxical reasons.

1608
01:15:49,900 --> 01:15:55,300
The hour man android brought the lost children to Stargirl's time.

1609
01:15:55,300 --> 01:16:00,380
Sometime later hour man's accompanied Stargirl and boom to the JSA headquarters where flash

1610
01:16:00,380 --> 01:16:09,060
and Jacob thunder comment on what could have changed following their fight with per degaton.

1611
01:16:09,060 --> 01:16:13,540
Stargirl and boom stayed to flash and the JSA members present but the hour man android

1612
01:16:13,540 --> 01:16:16,260
shed some light on the time related questions.

1613
01:16:16,260 --> 01:16:23,740
So the last little part just delete from your memory because it's just stupid.

1614
01:16:23,740 --> 01:16:28,940
The rest of it made sense for the most part.

1615
01:16:28,940 --> 01:16:33,580
I don't understand like I told you whenever they start redoing shit they start messing

1616
01:16:33,580 --> 01:16:36,100
stuff up.

1617
01:16:36,100 --> 01:16:43,380
But yeah he basically he can control time fairly easily compared to everybody else.

1618
01:16:43,380 --> 01:16:48,980
Like the robot android version of hour man is like way overpowered compared to them.

1619
01:16:48,980 --> 01:16:50,980
There's no album of power.

1620
01:16:50,980 --> 01:16:55,260
No fucking pill tweaking either.

1621
01:16:55,260 --> 01:17:00,820
He stuck over there on that crack injecting it with your dollops your gloves.

1622
01:17:00,820 --> 01:17:03,860
Can't fire from your job because you've been taking chemicals to make your pills.

1623
01:17:03,860 --> 01:17:06,860
Rick I need you to see me in the office.

1624
01:17:06,860 --> 01:17:07,860
I need you to sit down please.

1625
01:17:07,860 --> 01:17:08,860
I caught you on camera here.

1626
01:17:08,860 --> 01:17:13,060
You might tell me what's going on and you see regular stuff and shit in his fucking

1627
01:17:13,060 --> 01:17:14,060
pockets.

1628
01:17:14,060 --> 01:17:19,540
Fucking just bottles of fucking chemicals and shit.

1629
01:17:19,540 --> 01:17:21,500
I'm just I.

1630
01:17:21,500 --> 01:17:24,420
Rick are you a drug addict?

1631
01:17:24,420 --> 01:17:25,420
No.

1632
01:17:25,420 --> 01:17:31,220
I mean like if like the word drug an addict yes but like not the way you think.

1633
01:17:31,220 --> 01:17:34,220
See I'm a superhero Rick you're fired.

1634
01:17:34,220 --> 01:17:37,300
He would say like I'm a superhero then he gets fired.

1635
01:17:37,300 --> 01:17:41,940
Well I'm a superhero see Rick you're fired.

1636
01:17:41,940 --> 01:17:45,900
Clean your desk out get out by 5 p.m. please.

1637
01:17:45,900 --> 01:17:46,900
By 5 p.m.

1638
01:17:46,900 --> 01:17:49,860
You know you want to throw him out at the gate.

1639
01:17:49,860 --> 01:17:50,860
I would.

1640
01:17:50,860 --> 01:17:51,860
Give him a chance.

1641
01:17:51,860 --> 01:17:54,100
Kick his bucket off.

1642
01:17:54,100 --> 01:17:55,100
Call security.

1643
01:17:55,100 --> 01:17:57,900
Rick starts fucking flipping out.

1644
01:17:57,900 --> 01:18:00,500
He has to pick up a desk.

1645
01:18:00,500 --> 01:18:03,900
It's like a 300 pound fucking oak desk that the boss owns.

1646
01:18:03,900 --> 01:18:06,020
See if I take this pill I get super strength.

1647
01:18:06,020 --> 01:18:09,740
It was like maybe he hasn't tweaked the chemical right so that one's a dud.

1648
01:18:09,740 --> 01:18:10,740
So it doesn't really work.

1649
01:18:10,740 --> 01:18:13,620
I was like get security in your place.

1650
01:18:13,620 --> 01:18:14,620
Rick please tell you that.

1651
01:18:14,620 --> 01:18:15,620
That was my father's desk.

1652
01:18:15,620 --> 01:18:16,620
It was a gift before he died.

1653
01:18:16,620 --> 01:18:21,100
One of those fucking thick ass fucking.

1654
01:18:21,100 --> 01:18:24,340
God dang red oak fucking trees made into a desk.

1655
01:18:24,340 --> 01:18:25,340
I got 800 pounds.

1656
01:18:25,340 --> 01:18:28,340
I had to open up the window.

1657
01:18:28,340 --> 01:18:34,300
The skyscraper they had to put it in through a helicopter.

1658
01:18:34,300 --> 01:18:40,260
Let's see.

1659
01:18:40,260 --> 01:18:45,380
All right that is all I got for the character spotlight though this week.

1660
01:18:45,380 --> 01:18:46,380
So it's going to be hourglass.

1661
01:18:46,380 --> 01:18:47,380
Hourglass.

1662
01:18:47,380 --> 01:18:48,380
Hourglass.

1663
01:18:48,380 --> 01:18:49,380
Hour man.

1664
01:18:49,380 --> 01:18:51,380
Hour of power.

1665
01:18:51,380 --> 01:18:53,380
Just call it the hour of power.

1666
01:18:53,380 --> 01:18:57,780
Just I'll title it hour of power.

1667
01:18:57,780 --> 01:19:02,060
For our breakdown or our deep dive I guess is if you want to call it.

1668
01:19:02,060 --> 01:19:03,060
We're going to Elder Scrolls.

1669
01:19:03,060 --> 01:19:04,060
Okay.

1670
01:19:04,060 --> 01:19:06,260
We're going to be talking about the Daedric Princess.

1671
01:19:06,260 --> 01:19:09,140
At least half of them this time.

1672
01:19:09,140 --> 01:19:11,220
We'll do the other half next week.

1673
01:19:11,220 --> 01:19:18,420
So to start off Daedric Princess also known as Daedric Regents, Daedric Lords, Daedric

1674
01:19:18,420 --> 01:19:24,780
Lords of Misrule, Lords and Ladies of Oblivion and the Second Litter to the Khajiit.

1675
01:19:24,780 --> 01:19:26,580
They're called the Second Litter.

1676
01:19:26,580 --> 01:19:28,260
That's what they're known as to the Khajiit.

1677
01:19:28,260 --> 01:19:29,260
Interesting.

1678
01:19:29,260 --> 01:19:32,740
Or Khajit whatever you want to call them.

1679
01:19:32,740 --> 01:19:37,860
Are the most powerful of the Daedra and thus most commonly worshiped as gods.

1680
01:19:37,860 --> 01:19:42,460
Each has a particular sphere which is said to govern.

1681
01:19:42,460 --> 01:19:49,020
In fact Demi Prince Fa Nguyet Hien stated that a broad and well-defined sphere of influence

1682
01:19:49,020 --> 01:19:55,380
that enables clarity of purpose and focused expression of will is what made a prince a

1683
01:19:55,380 --> 01:19:56,380
prince.

1684
01:19:56,380 --> 01:20:02,660
So them controlling a sphere is literally what makes them a prince.

1685
01:20:02,660 --> 01:20:07,560
The various Daedric Princes and their spheres are listed what we're going to be going through.

1686
01:20:07,560 --> 01:20:13,300
So Daedric Princes may assume a typically masculine or typically feminine form, sometimes both.

1687
01:20:13,300 --> 01:20:18,580
They are usually referred to as princes regardless of what gender they are and they appear most

1688
01:20:18,580 --> 01:20:20,940
frequently as.

1689
01:20:20,940 --> 01:20:24,820
In all there are 18 powerful princes known to mortals.

1690
01:20:24,820 --> 01:20:30,220
And we're going to be covering, let's see, one, two, three, eight of them today.

1691
01:20:30,220 --> 01:20:33,240
So eight of the 18 basically.

1692
01:20:33,240 --> 01:20:46,420
So we'll be covering Azura, Boethiah, Clavicus Vile, Harmaus Mora, Hercene, Ethelia and Jigalag.

1693
01:20:46,420 --> 01:20:50,860
Each Daedric Prince with the exception of Jigalag is said to have their own plane of

1694
01:20:50,860 --> 01:20:53,420
oblivion over which they have control.

1695
01:20:53,420 --> 01:20:59,060
Proper oblivion realms such as the main realms of each prince is said to be infinite in scale.

1696
01:20:59,060 --> 01:21:03,220
The realm of each prince is said to be fundamentally shaped and curated by their will and purpose.

1697
01:21:03,220 --> 01:21:05,580
And changed to accommodate through slight swim.

1698
01:21:05,580 --> 01:21:12,460
To the extent that it has been said some of the princes and the realm and some of some

1699
01:21:12,460 --> 01:21:16,580
of the prince is the realm and the realm is the prince.

1700
01:21:16,580 --> 01:21:22,140
So like the Daedric Prince themselves are their own realms.

1701
01:21:22,140 --> 01:21:25,100
Like that's literally what the realm is, is them.

1702
01:21:25,100 --> 01:21:26,980
Quite the philosophy right there.

1703
01:21:26,980 --> 01:21:29,980
Yeah, a little bit.

1704
01:21:29,980 --> 01:21:34,620
So for most Daedric beings creating a realm is an enormous undertaking and it requires

1705
01:21:34,620 --> 01:21:36,580
enormous will and power.

1706
01:21:36,580 --> 01:21:41,180
The Daedric princes are said to possess such might that in ages past they formed vast and

1707
01:21:41,180 --> 01:21:45,460
practically limitless domains around the initial seed of the realm.

1708
01:21:45,460 --> 01:21:51,360
As such some of them are known to also have sway over adjunct realms or border realms

1709
01:21:51,360 --> 01:21:57,660
such as the infinite archive of Apocrypha which lie within their planes greater fabric.

1710
01:21:57,660 --> 01:22:02,100
Some of these border realms have been described as having extensive or infinite scale and

1711
01:22:02,100 --> 01:22:06,140
not lying within the same time and space as their prince's main plane.

1712
01:22:06,140 --> 01:22:11,060
The limits on their planes, powers and influence are not readily understood as there are over

1713
01:22:11,060 --> 01:22:18,460
37,000 other planes in the Elder Scrolls universe such as the Sol Cairn, the Chimera of Dissolution

1714
01:22:18,460 --> 01:22:19,460
that's...

1715
01:22:19,460 --> 01:22:22,460
Quite the airport there.

1716
01:22:22,460 --> 01:22:23,460
Fuck.

1717
01:22:23,460 --> 01:22:27,900
Quite the fucking LaGuardia Airport and a lot of planes.

1718
01:22:27,900 --> 01:22:28,900
A lot of planes.

1719
01:22:28,900 --> 01:22:31,900
The kind where they're just flying in and out constantly.

1720
01:22:31,900 --> 01:22:36,100
I'm just doing a play on words.

1721
01:22:36,100 --> 01:22:39,500
Over which they are not known to exert control.

1722
01:22:39,500 --> 01:22:44,300
And indeed there exists far more than that with accounts from the Daedra describing the

1723
01:22:44,300 --> 01:22:49,980
minor realms of Oblivion as overall being infinite in both number and complexity.

1724
01:22:49,980 --> 01:22:54,100
The planes of Oblivion are said to exhibit infinite variation much like the Daedra that

1725
01:22:54,100 --> 01:22:55,100
inhabit them.

1726
01:22:55,100 --> 01:22:59,020
Thus it is said that they share little in common being the very definition of change

1727
01:22:59,020 --> 01:23:05,700
in variation manifesting all possibilities and validating all understanding and misunderstanding.

1728
01:23:05,700 --> 01:23:12,420
Indeed it is said that what the mortal senses perceive while in an Oblivion realm is crafted

1729
01:23:12,420 --> 01:23:16,500
from illusion and metaphor the result of their mind attempting to make sense of the surrounding

1730
01:23:16,500 --> 01:23:17,800
chaos.

1731
01:23:17,800 --> 01:23:22,140
Because of this phenomenon things like the grass one might perceive while in an Oblivion

1732
01:23:22,140 --> 01:23:27,220
realm are actually just a memory of that thing as interpreted by the mortal mind.

1733
01:23:27,220 --> 01:23:32,860
The smaller planes are said to often twist into hypergenial paradoxes in an attempt to

1734
01:23:32,860 --> 01:23:38,180
resist any sort of order being imposed on them or wink in and wink out of its existence

1735
01:23:38,180 --> 01:23:41,020
making it difficult for Daedra to gain a foothold there.

1736
01:23:41,020 --> 01:23:43,460
The term pocket realm is another...

1737
01:23:43,460 --> 01:23:48,420
It is said to refer to any minor plane of Oblivion whether it is autonomous from the

1738
01:23:48,420 --> 01:23:53,340
rule of a Daedric prince, semi-autonomously under the rule of a prince appointed functionary,

1739
01:23:53,340 --> 01:23:55,540
or fully incorporated by a prince.

1740
01:23:55,540 --> 01:24:00,700
The realms comprising Oblivion are described as being part of a different universe or a

1741
01:24:00,700 --> 01:24:08,220
different dimension in relation to Mundus which is the mortal Aedra controlled realm.

1742
01:24:08,220 --> 01:24:12,380
The Daedric princes seem to view Men and Myrrh as little more than minor amusements occasionally

1743
01:24:12,380 --> 01:24:15,620
applauding the actions of mortals whenever they exceed their expectations.

1744
01:24:15,620 --> 01:24:21,420
They do not know the mortal sense of good and evil and usually have extremist tendencies

1745
01:24:21,420 --> 01:24:24,620
which is why Myrrh and Men fear them greatly.

1746
01:24:24,620 --> 01:24:31,580
However, several princes do seem to take genuine pleasure in tremendous acts of devastation,

1747
01:24:31,580 --> 01:24:38,180
in particular Boethiah, Malagball, Verminna, Mehrunes Dagon and Pyrrhaite.

1748
01:24:38,180 --> 01:24:42,340
Although the beings are considered evil by most, they are widely worshipped in the realms

1749
01:24:42,340 --> 01:24:44,140
of Tamriel.

1750
01:24:44,140 --> 01:24:46,880
Elaborate shrines are created to honor the Daedra as gods.

1751
01:24:46,880 --> 01:24:52,080
They often take a keen interest in their worshippers and it is speculated that this is either because

1752
01:24:52,080 --> 01:24:57,580
of the obvious ego gratifications of being somebody's god or because the Daedra like

1753
01:24:57,580 --> 01:24:59,900
to keep an eye on potential future subjects.

1754
01:24:59,900 --> 01:25:04,920
Assuming some of the demonic disposition enter Oblivion after death, that is, there are many

1755
01:25:04,920 --> 01:25:09,700
afterlife theories and religions in the world of Tamriel.

1756
01:25:09,700 --> 01:25:13,820
Mainstream religious authorities discourage Daedra worship and often mount witch hunting

1757
01:25:13,820 --> 01:25:26,540
expeditions to drive Daedra worshippers from an area.

1758
01:25:26,540 --> 01:25:30,700
During these encounters, they are often surprised by the marginal sanity that comes from worshipping

1759
01:25:30,700 --> 01:25:32,900
the Daedra princes.

1760
01:25:32,900 --> 01:25:36,660
For the most part, however, dealing with the Daedra, one gets the distinct impression of

1761
01:25:36,660 --> 01:25:41,980
being amused over as a person peering under an upturned rock may momentarily wander at

1762
01:25:41,980 --> 01:25:45,260
the lives of the bugs living ignorantly there.

1763
01:25:45,260 --> 01:25:49,340
The Daedra princes can be summoned and there is a popular notion that the summoned lords

1764
01:25:49,340 --> 01:25:53,340
will then give the summoner a quest or task to fulfill that the quest, once completed,

1765
01:25:53,340 --> 01:25:56,340
will make the questor richly rewarded.

1766
01:25:56,340 --> 01:25:59,980
Which you know.

1767
01:25:59,980 --> 01:26:06,460
I think in Merwin if you find the statues of specific Daedra princes, because Merwin

1768
01:26:06,460 --> 01:26:14,780
was a bit more, well, hardcore and not as hand holding as Skyrim, you really had to

1769
01:26:14,780 --> 01:26:16,820
go out of your way to find these things.

1770
01:26:16,820 --> 01:26:21,620
Because I found one accidentally when I was playing a game and this huge fucking text

1771
01:26:21,620 --> 01:26:25,740
box popped up and I'm like, what the fuck?

1772
01:26:25,740 --> 01:26:31,060
And I heard whispering, like on my, because the Daedra prince was whispering in his own

1773
01:26:31,060 --> 01:26:33,820
language or whatever, but I didn't know what it was saying.

1774
01:26:33,820 --> 01:26:40,340
And that huge text, because it's all done in the same language of the game, you gotta

1775
01:26:40,340 --> 01:26:43,340
pretty much pull out the meaning of what they're trying to tell you to do.

1776
01:26:43,340 --> 01:26:46,380
And then you go to your journal and it finally tells you like, oh you gotta go here and do

1777
01:26:46,380 --> 01:26:47,660
this and do that.

1778
01:26:47,660 --> 01:26:49,140
And you get this sword or something.

1779
01:26:49,140 --> 01:26:51,020
But it was trippy finding it on your own.

1780
01:26:51,020 --> 01:26:52,460
I'm like, what the fuck is going on?

1781
01:26:52,460 --> 01:26:56,020
And mostly if you found one that was populated with the worshipers.

1782
01:26:56,020 --> 01:26:58,100
Yeah, assholes were always angry.

1783
01:26:58,100 --> 01:27:02,420
Always well armored, always getting ready to just destroy you every time you go in there.

1784
01:27:02,420 --> 01:27:08,540
But I didn't know that until later that I had activated the statue that had the Daedra

1785
01:27:08,540 --> 01:27:10,260
prince talking to me.

1786
01:27:10,260 --> 01:27:16,340
I was just like, what the fuck is this statue talking to me for?

1787
01:27:16,340 --> 01:27:18,340
So yeah, it does story.

1788
01:27:18,340 --> 01:27:22,260
Like you said, Morrowind was a much more hardcore game than Skyrim.

1789
01:27:22,260 --> 01:27:25,540
Skyrim is more forever, are you on?

1790
01:27:25,540 --> 01:27:27,340
You just, here's where the statue is.

1791
01:27:27,340 --> 01:27:28,340
Here's a fast travel.

1792
01:27:28,340 --> 01:27:32,380
You don't have to go to a mage in this specific town to fast travel.

1793
01:27:32,380 --> 01:27:36,620
That was the one thing that bothered me a lot, but it's like it was part of the game

1794
01:27:36,620 --> 01:27:37,620
that you had to do.

1795
01:27:37,620 --> 01:27:41,060
Where you had to go to the mage's guild every single fucking time.

1796
01:27:41,060 --> 01:27:42,620
You had to sail right here.

1797
01:27:42,620 --> 01:27:44,980
Or had to fight those big ass fucking ubers.

1798
01:27:44,980 --> 01:27:45,980
Yes.

1799
01:27:45,980 --> 01:27:48,100
Basically like those bugs that look like fleas.

1800
01:27:48,100 --> 01:27:52,780
And they tried to bring those back in Stolstein where they had the stilt rider.

1801
01:27:52,780 --> 01:27:58,460
If I haven't played Stolstein that much, my cousin's dead.

1802
01:27:58,460 --> 01:28:02,100
You can use the travel of a stilt rider.

1803
01:28:02,100 --> 01:28:06,100
It's like, you're really trying to bring this back from Morrowind, aren't you?

1804
01:28:06,100 --> 01:28:09,860
Or you'd be a dumbass like me and you kill one in a specific place.

1805
01:28:09,860 --> 01:28:13,660
So you can teleport, you can travel to that one, but you can't travel out of that one.

1806
01:28:13,660 --> 01:28:15,460
Because I killed the stilt rider.

1807
01:28:15,460 --> 01:28:17,820
I killed the guy.

1808
01:28:17,820 --> 01:28:20,060
But see, you could do that though in Morrowind.

1809
01:28:20,060 --> 01:28:22,100
You could fuck up your entire gameplay to where...

1810
01:28:22,100 --> 01:28:23,100
Yes, I know.

1811
01:28:23,100 --> 01:28:24,100
I was like, fuck man.

1812
01:28:24,100 --> 01:28:25,860
And he never came back.

1813
01:28:25,860 --> 01:28:29,340
You can't do that really in anything to do with Skyrim.

1814
01:28:29,340 --> 01:28:31,540
They always drop to their knees like, uh huh.

1815
01:28:31,540 --> 01:28:32,540
And then stand right back up.

1816
01:28:32,540 --> 01:28:33,540
Like, well I feel better.

1817
01:28:33,540 --> 01:28:35,740
See, Morrowind would let you kill, old freak.

1818
01:28:35,740 --> 01:28:38,460
Look, they killed Vivec too.

1819
01:28:38,460 --> 01:28:39,460
Yeah.

1820
01:28:39,460 --> 01:28:42,460
Killed the god of that world.

1821
01:28:42,460 --> 01:28:45,820
Or like the mortal god of the world anyway.

1822
01:28:45,820 --> 01:28:46,820
Took everything you had to.

1823
01:28:46,820 --> 01:28:48,500
But you could do it.

1824
01:28:48,500 --> 01:28:50,660
You could definitely do it.

1825
01:28:50,660 --> 01:28:55,980
However, this is probably not true of most Daedric summons, and the summoner would do

1826
01:28:55,980 --> 01:29:00,660
well to consider the consequences of his actions in advance.

1827
01:29:00,660 --> 01:29:05,980
A consecrated shrine is the most reliable conduit for contacting a Daedric prince, though there

1828
01:29:05,980 --> 01:29:09,420
are other ways to make contact with the powers of oblivion.

1829
01:29:09,420 --> 01:29:14,780
With Adra and Daedra are precisely defined, while Adra and Daedra are precisely defined,

1830
01:29:14,780 --> 01:29:18,540
there are still some beings who challenge this dichotomy in their respects.

1831
01:29:18,540 --> 01:29:24,820
Malacath, who legend holds was once the Adra Trenimac, is particularly hostile to other

1832
01:29:24,820 --> 01:29:26,100
Daedra.

1833
01:29:26,100 --> 01:29:29,940
He even created Scourge, Bane of Daedra.

1834
01:29:29,940 --> 01:29:39,660
According to Mancar Comoron, Lorcon is a Daedric prince whose sphere is Tamriel, which was

1835
01:29:39,660 --> 01:29:41,300
from Morrowind.

1836
01:29:41,300 --> 01:29:48,300
However, this is uncorroborated and little is known of the mysterious trickster deity.

1837
01:29:48,300 --> 01:29:54,500
While some stories suggest that Lorcon was impervious to death, similar to Adra, he is

1838
01:29:54,500 --> 01:29:56,860
also credited with helping to bring about creation.

1839
01:29:56,860 --> 01:30:00,740
In fact, from many sources, it was allegedly his idea.

1840
01:30:00,740 --> 01:30:06,960
Obscure stories also question the origins of Meridia and Maroon's Dagon.

1841
01:30:06,960 --> 01:30:10,840
Just like with other beings, each reality along the many paths contained its own version

1842
01:30:10,840 --> 01:30:14,400
of each entity, be they mortal or Daedra.

1843
01:30:14,400 --> 01:30:18,900
Even deities such as the Daedric princes have their own alternate versions within the realities.

1844
01:30:18,900 --> 01:30:23,580
These alternate versions are said to be reflections of one another, different in some ways like

1845
01:30:23,580 --> 01:30:27,100
images of a cracked mirror but originating from the same seed.

1846
01:30:27,100 --> 01:30:32,100
However, there is at least one reality where concepts such as magic and Daedra do not exist

1847
01:30:32,100 --> 01:30:39,100
at all.

1848
01:30:39,100 --> 01:30:41,620
The first Daedric prince that we have is Azura.

1849
01:30:41,620 --> 01:30:46,060
Azura of the Crimson Gate, also known as Queen of the Dawn and Dusk, the Mother Soul, Moon

1850
01:30:46,060 --> 01:30:57,020
Shadow, Moon of the Rose, Queen of the Night Sky, Twilight Queen, the Rim of All Holes.

1851
01:30:57,020 --> 01:31:07,900
The cosmic server called Azura by the Khajiit, with an H instead of just ending in an A,

1852
01:31:07,900 --> 01:31:13,460
is a Daedric prince whose fear is dusk and dawn, the magic in between realms of twilight,

1853
01:31:13,460 --> 01:31:18,420
as well as mystery and magic, fate and prophecy, and vanity and egotism.

1854
01:31:18,420 --> 01:31:23,340
Azura is one of the few Daedra who maintains the appearance of being good by mortal standards

1855
01:31:23,340 --> 01:31:28,100
and reportedly feels more concern for the well-being of her mortal subjects than other

1856
01:31:28,100 --> 01:31:29,100
Daedric princes.

1857
01:31:29,100 --> 01:31:34,020
It is said she wants their love above all else, and for her worshippers to love themselves.

1858
01:31:34,020 --> 01:31:36,100
It pains her whenever they do not.

1859
01:31:36,100 --> 01:31:39,040
This attitude leads to an extremely devoted following.

1860
01:31:39,040 --> 01:31:43,660
She is also one of the few princes who constantly maintains a female image and is perceived

1861
01:31:43,660 --> 01:31:44,660
accordingly.

1862
01:31:44,660 --> 01:31:52,700
In Khajiit creation myths, Azura is credited with introducing Moonsugar to Khajiit, and

1863
01:31:52,700 --> 01:31:56,220
this belief is also told within tales aimed at Khajiit children.

1864
01:31:56,220 --> 01:31:59,780
Yeah, I know Moonsugar was illegal.

1865
01:31:59,780 --> 01:32:03,620
I don't know if it was a shopkeeper or a cop that I talked to in the game, like one of

1866
01:32:03,620 --> 01:32:04,620
those guards.

1867
01:32:04,620 --> 01:32:13,860
But when they found out I had Moonsugar on me, I think the shopkeeper wouldn't make business

1868
01:32:13,860 --> 01:32:14,860
with me or something.

1869
01:32:14,860 --> 01:32:18,460
He would not barter with me if I had Moonsugar on me.

1870
01:32:18,460 --> 01:32:20,060
I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about, bro?

1871
01:32:20,060 --> 01:32:21,860
He said, you carry the sugar.

1872
01:32:21,860 --> 01:32:23,380
I'm like, what the fuck is sugar?

1873
01:32:23,380 --> 01:32:26,580
Because I didn't know it was fucking illegal.

1874
01:32:26,580 --> 01:32:30,340
No one tells you when you first play the game, especially because it was dropped on the Xbox.

1875
01:32:30,340 --> 01:32:35,540
That was the first type of game like that on a console.

1876
01:32:35,540 --> 01:32:38,380
I had never even played Daggerfall.

1877
01:32:38,380 --> 01:32:39,380
I never played that.

1878
01:32:39,380 --> 01:32:43,220
It was on an older system of computers and stuff.

1879
01:32:43,220 --> 01:32:44,820
I didn't know anything about this.

1880
01:32:44,820 --> 01:32:47,180
Like Morrowind was my first experience with Elder Scrolls.

1881
01:32:47,180 --> 01:32:49,300
Like a deep-seated RPG.

1882
01:32:49,300 --> 01:32:50,900
And it drew you in automatically.

1883
01:32:50,900 --> 01:32:53,460
But yeah, I didn't know about Moonsugar either.

1884
01:32:53,460 --> 01:32:56,300
It's like you go through, you get caught, it's like, you got Moonsugar, huh?

1885
01:32:56,300 --> 01:32:57,300
Fuck.

1886
01:32:57,300 --> 01:33:00,660
You're like, when we're going to stand here and make you eat all of it, like, oh no.

1887
01:33:00,660 --> 01:33:03,540
You get fucking high as a kite.

1888
01:33:03,540 --> 01:33:04,540
Aw.

1889
01:33:04,540 --> 01:33:06,580
Looks like OE Lost.

1890
01:33:06,580 --> 01:33:07,580
What?

1891
01:33:07,580 --> 01:33:08,580
OE Lost.

1892
01:33:08,580 --> 01:33:09,580
Well damn.

1893
01:33:09,580 --> 01:33:10,580
It's live.

1894
01:33:10,580 --> 01:33:11,580
All right.

1895
01:33:11,580 --> 01:33:20,780
The Five Songs of the King Wolfharth claims that Alondra Sol is the immortal son of Zura.

1896
01:33:20,780 --> 01:33:25,820
While Zura is considered one of the Good Daedra by the Dunmer of Morrowind, elsewhere she

1897
01:33:25,820 --> 01:33:30,940
has been known to be allied with Malag Bal, who is known to the Dunmer as one of the Four

1898
01:33:30,940 --> 01:33:33,220
Corners of the House of Troubles.

1899
01:33:33,220 --> 01:33:38,340
The people of the Iliac Bay region believe that Zura bewitches some of her followers

1900
01:33:38,340 --> 01:33:41,820
to become her lovers and virtual slaves.

1901
01:33:41,820 --> 01:33:48,980
Her followers acknowledge that she is cruel but wise.

1902
01:33:48,980 --> 01:33:56,100
In addition to being one of her many Sorbacues, Moonshadow is also the name of Zura's realm

1903
01:33:56,100 --> 01:33:57,100
in Oblivion.

1904
01:33:57,100 --> 01:34:01,820
Zura's star, the Twilight Star, is visible at dawn and dusk, low on the horizon below

1905
01:34:01,820 --> 01:34:04,020
the constellation of the Steed.

1906
01:34:04,020 --> 01:34:09,220
Her summoning day is Hoggathum, a festival of the 21st of the First Seed.

1907
01:34:09,220 --> 01:34:11,580
Then we have Boethiah.

1908
01:34:11,580 --> 01:34:12,580
Boethiah.

1909
01:34:12,580 --> 01:34:13,580
Boethiah.

1910
01:34:13,580 --> 01:34:14,580
Sounds familiar.

1911
01:34:14,580 --> 01:34:20,140
Or Boetiah, I guess is how they want you to pronounce it, but I've always known it as

1912
01:34:20,140 --> 01:34:21,140
Boethiah.

1913
01:34:21,140 --> 01:34:23,140
I'm, I'm, I speak English.

1914
01:34:23,140 --> 01:34:25,820
I'm not going to go out of my way for that one.

1915
01:34:25,820 --> 01:34:29,220
Yeah man, you say wine, then you say vineyard.

1916
01:34:29,220 --> 01:34:33,980
It's not that complicated.

1917
01:34:33,980 --> 01:34:35,900
It's many, it's also minute.

1918
01:34:35,900 --> 01:34:37,380
What's so hard about that?

1919
01:34:37,380 --> 01:34:40,180
They're spelled exactly the same.

1920
01:34:40,180 --> 01:34:41,260
Exactly the same.

1921
01:34:41,260 --> 01:34:44,260
Or tear and tear.

1922
01:34:44,260 --> 01:34:45,260
Yeah.

1923
01:34:45,260 --> 01:34:46,260
Read and read.

1924
01:34:46,260 --> 01:34:48,780
I hate that one too.

1925
01:34:48,780 --> 01:34:50,260
It's all about context, I guess.

1926
01:34:50,260 --> 01:34:51,260
Yes it is.

1927
01:34:51,260 --> 01:34:52,620
In our language.

1928
01:34:52,620 --> 01:34:58,180
So Boethiah is also known as the Prince of Plots, the Daedric Prince of Cruelty and Torture,

1929
01:34:58,180 --> 01:35:03,740
the Dark Warrior, Deceiver of Nations, Queen of Shadows, Goddess of Destruction, Hunger,

1930
01:35:03,740 --> 01:35:05,540
and Fount of Inspiration.

1931
01:35:05,540 --> 01:35:06,540
That bitch.

1932
01:35:06,540 --> 01:35:09,580
He who destroys and she who erases.

1933
01:35:09,580 --> 01:35:12,500
Boethiah the Schemer, the Dark Mistress.

1934
01:35:12,500 --> 01:35:16,460
Being called Boethra by the Khajiit.

1935
01:35:16,460 --> 01:35:20,940
The Khajiit always have a fucking different name for these people.

1936
01:35:20,940 --> 01:35:27,020
So Boethiah is a Daedric Prince who rules over deceit, conspiracy, secret plots of murder,

1937
01:35:27,020 --> 01:35:30,880
assassination, treason, and unlawful overthrow of authority.

1938
01:35:30,880 --> 01:35:36,220
This fear is destructive in nature and Boethiah's destructiveness comes from inspiring the arms

1939
01:35:36,220 --> 01:35:38,420
of mortal warriors.

1940
01:35:38,420 --> 01:35:44,180
The Dark Warrior has been described as cold and impersonal, cruel, and one of the more

1941
01:35:44,180 --> 01:35:47,260
demonic of the Daedric Lords.

1942
01:35:47,260 --> 01:35:51,340
Worshippers are known to hold bloody competitions in Boethiah's honor, battling, even killing

1943
01:35:51,340 --> 01:35:55,020
each other for Boethiah is said to care only for their blood.

1944
01:35:55,020 --> 01:36:01,740
In Morrowind, the Daedra known as the Hunger, foul creatures that are eternally bone thin,

1945
01:36:01,740 --> 01:36:03,420
are associated with the Prince.

1946
01:36:03,420 --> 01:36:05,020
Tills like green I think.

1947
01:36:05,020 --> 01:36:06,020
I think so yeah.

1948
01:36:06,020 --> 01:36:09,060
The dinosaurs if I remember right.

1949
01:36:09,060 --> 01:36:10,060
Because they weren't scams.

1950
01:36:10,060 --> 01:36:11,060
No they weren't scams.

1951
01:36:11,060 --> 01:36:16,060
That and those fucking birds.

1952
01:36:16,060 --> 01:36:17,060
God.

1953
01:36:17,060 --> 01:36:18,060
The cliff breakers.

1954
01:36:18,060 --> 01:36:19,060
Yeah the cliff breakers.

1955
01:36:19,060 --> 01:36:22,060
I'd probably kill like six billion of them.

1956
01:36:22,060 --> 01:36:23,060
Then they'd be fucking extinct.

1957
01:36:23,060 --> 01:36:25,100
That's what happens when they put it with them.

1958
01:36:25,100 --> 01:36:26,380
They reproduce so fast.

1959
01:36:26,380 --> 01:36:27,620
Jesus they must.

1960
01:36:27,620 --> 01:36:28,620
They have to.

1961
01:36:28,620 --> 01:36:33,420
Boethiah sees battle as a blessing and is frequently depicted as a great caped warrior

1962
01:36:33,420 --> 01:36:36,980
often in a stoic pose while sometimes described as a male.

1963
01:36:36,980 --> 01:36:42,980
Boethiah is often is also commonly referred to as a female sometimes within the same text.

1964
01:36:42,980 --> 01:36:45,580
Notably female with a swinging cock.

1965
01:36:45,580 --> 01:36:46,580
Exactly.

1966
01:36:46,580 --> 01:36:52,020
Boethiah is usually depicted as a male in Morrowind but is also known for taking the

1967
01:36:52,020 --> 01:36:54,780
form of a Dunmer warrior queen.

1968
01:36:54,780 --> 01:36:58,300
She rules from the realm of attribution share.

1969
01:36:58,300 --> 01:37:03,340
Boethiah often manifests using trickery, unpredictable avatars who can appear as male or fawn.

1970
01:37:03,340 --> 01:37:06,100
Or female of any race.

1971
01:37:06,100 --> 01:37:10,060
These avatars become involved with important or momentous events working behind the scenes

1972
01:37:10,060 --> 01:37:12,620
to achieve an outcome that serves Boethiah's will.

1973
01:37:12,620 --> 01:37:16,100
They will often challenge mortals seeking to test the mettle of heroes and commoners

1974
01:37:16,100 --> 01:37:17,100
alike.

1975
01:37:17,100 --> 01:37:21,440
After a trial ends the avatar is likely to vanish leading to strange and mysterious stories

1976
01:37:21,440 --> 01:37:23,940
and legends among the participants.

1977
01:37:23,940 --> 01:37:27,900
Despite the dark undertones of Boethiah's fear and influence of Tamriel the prince was

1978
01:37:27,900 --> 01:37:34,340
considered in Morrowind as one of the three good Daedra and the anticipation of Almexia

1979
01:37:34,340 --> 01:37:38,900
by the old tribunal temple and one of the reclamations by the new temple.

1980
01:37:38,900 --> 01:37:45,100
The prince of plots has a psion, the demi prince Fa Nuit Hinn.

1981
01:37:45,100 --> 01:37:50,260
Despite this the information broker Madame Wim believes that the demi prince did not

1982
01:37:50,260 --> 01:37:54,300
actually originate from Boethiah while also stating that Boethiah supports their claim

1983
01:37:54,300 --> 01:37:55,300
of psionship.

1984
01:37:55,300 --> 01:38:01,620
In the same interview Wim would describe how Daedric princes have been known to adopt psions

1985
01:38:01,620 --> 01:38:02,740
in the past.

1986
01:38:02,740 --> 01:38:11,140
In the five songs of King Wulfharth Lorcan states that the Nerevar is the son of Boethiah,

1987
01:38:11,140 --> 01:38:16,980
one of the strongest paramaics.

1988
01:38:16,980 --> 01:38:20,460
But it is unclear how literal the statement was.

1989
01:38:20,460 --> 01:38:24,900
Malek Baal as one of the corners of the house of troubles is considered Boethiah's arch-enemy

1990
01:38:24,900 --> 01:38:29,740
in Morrowind and they are in a perennial fight.

1991
01:38:29,740 --> 01:38:35,420
Boethiah can be summoned on Gauntlet the second of sun's dusk.

1992
01:38:35,420 --> 01:38:37,660
So she's got a thing going against Malek Baal.

1993
01:38:37,660 --> 01:38:41,940
I hate each other.

1994
01:38:41,940 --> 01:38:47,060
Then we have one of the I think one of the better Daedra Clavicus Vile.

1995
01:38:47,060 --> 01:38:50,820
So the guy with the scarlet sacs there?

1996
01:38:50,820 --> 01:38:57,380
No that's not the crazy one.

1997
01:38:57,380 --> 01:39:01,740
Clavicus Vile is the one that you get the mask of Clavicus Vile where he's got the horns

1998
01:39:01,740 --> 01:39:02,740
with the dog.

1999
01:39:02,740 --> 01:39:09,340
Clavicus Vile also known as the prince of trickery and bargains, the consummate politician

2000
01:39:09,340 --> 01:39:15,660
of oblivion, the master of insidious wishes and god child of the morning star.

2001
01:39:15,660 --> 01:39:19,540
So you know who they based this off of.

2002
01:39:19,540 --> 01:39:23,740
They based him off of Loki or off of Lucifer.

2003
01:39:23,740 --> 01:39:24,740
Again he makes deals.

2004
01:39:24,740 --> 01:39:29,540
He is a Daedra prince whose fear is the granting of power and wishes through ritual invocations

2005
01:39:29,540 --> 01:39:30,700
and pacts.

2006
01:39:30,700 --> 01:39:34,820
He is seen as one of the more sophisticated of the Daedra princes and often appears in

2007
01:39:34,820 --> 01:39:40,980
the guise of a jovial scaphen, a race of horned Daedra that inhabit the fields of regret,

2008
01:39:40,980 --> 01:39:42,340
his realm of oblivion.

2009
01:39:42,340 --> 01:39:44,940
Clavicus Vile is also known as Nykot.

2010
01:39:44,940 --> 01:39:51,780
According to some, this name was created by the mortal Nykotic cult, who didn't have

2011
01:39:51,780 --> 01:39:56,060
the knowledge to properly read the Daedric alphabet, misreading the first five letters

2012
01:39:56,060 --> 01:40:02,180
of Vile's Daedric name as Nykot upon mistaking the runes for Tamrielic letters.

2013
01:40:02,180 --> 01:40:07,780
However, the name was used by the scaphen to refer to Vile over 300 years before the

2014
01:40:07,780 --> 01:40:10,020
cult's prominence.

2015
01:40:10,020 --> 01:40:19,580
Clavicus finds eternity to be boring.

2016
01:40:19,580 --> 01:40:23,600
So he finds entertainment watching mortals occasionally meddling in their affairs.

2017
01:40:23,600 --> 01:40:27,940
He has been known to be the patron of vampires, gracing them with social stature, reasoned

2018
01:40:27,940 --> 01:40:31,940
and savvy, allowing them not only to live among regular mortals but to hold powerful

2019
01:40:31,940 --> 01:40:33,660
positions in society.

2020
01:40:33,660 --> 01:40:39,120
However, not all of Vile's machinations are necessarily insidious.

2021
01:40:39,120 --> 01:40:43,940
He has been known to reward those who, on his direction, eliminate threats to the general

2022
01:40:43,940 --> 01:40:47,180
public, while still serving his own interests.

2023
01:40:47,180 --> 01:40:59,180
So Vile is rarely seen without his loyal companion Barbas, the dog that he wants you to kill.

2024
01:40:59,180 --> 01:41:03,300
Barbas typically assumes the form of a dog, but is also known to appear as a scamp named

2025
01:41:03,300 --> 01:41:04,300
Creeper.

2026
01:41:04,300 --> 01:41:09,020
The two are so close, Barbas is almost universally depicted alongside his master in artwork and

2027
01:41:09,020 --> 01:41:10,020
statuary.

2028
01:41:10,020 --> 01:41:24,620
In fact, Vile has been known to store up to half of his power within Barbas.

2029
01:41:24,620 --> 01:41:28,740
These facts have led to speculation that the pair are in fact two halves of the same being.

2030
01:41:28,740 --> 01:41:35,580
It is said Clavicus Vile is the most carefully neutral Daedric Prince, though he has at times

2031
01:41:35,580 --> 01:41:38,900
created alliances such as his role with the Triad.

2032
01:41:38,900 --> 01:41:41,460
He is also the enemy of Eboronarm.

2033
01:41:41,460 --> 01:41:46,740
Clavicus Vile's summoning day coincides with the New Life Festival, the first day of Morningstar.

2034
01:41:46,740 --> 01:41:51,740
According to some sources, Vile views himself as a playful and fun-loving god who basks

2035
01:41:51,740 --> 01:41:54,660
in the sun alongside his favorite companion Barbas.

2036
01:41:54,660 --> 01:41:58,900
This mindset is said to be reflected in the idealistic form his realm takes, making his

2037
01:41:58,900 --> 01:42:04,260
domain less a normal place like one would find in Nym and more of a state of mind.

2038
01:42:04,260 --> 01:42:08,460
Despite the view of himself, Vile's games are noted as being dangerous, making caution

2039
01:42:08,460 --> 01:42:12,900
necessary whenever approaching him.

2040
01:42:12,900 --> 01:42:22,940
He's basically like if you combine Lucifer, Loki, like a kid, where he wants to be carefree

2041
01:42:22,940 --> 01:42:26,740
even though he's not necessarily carefree.

2042
01:42:26,740 --> 01:42:35,100
And last one we'll cover for today is Noe's favorite, Harmaeus Mora, sometimes known as

2043
01:42:35,100 --> 01:42:42,660
Harmaeus, Hormaeus, Humus, Harma Mora, Daedra Prince of Forbidden Knowledge, the Demon of

2044
01:42:42,660 --> 01:42:47,060
Knowledge, the One Who Knows, the Master of Tides of Fate, Gardener of Men, Prince of

2045
01:42:47,060 --> 01:42:53,980
Fate, Lord of the Secrets, the Keeper of Forbidden Knowledge, the Golden Eye, the Golden...

2046
01:42:53,980 --> 01:43:05,080
The Great Eye, Ur Daedra, Abyssal Seferal Arch, Old Ante-Settent, Scryer, he who records

2047
01:43:05,080 --> 01:43:08,780
all knowledge and inevitable knower, Lord of Fate and Knowledge.

2048
01:43:08,780 --> 01:43:10,580
He's on a fucking list of titles.

2049
01:43:10,580 --> 01:43:11,580
So that ooze one?

2050
01:43:11,580 --> 01:43:12,580
Yes.

2051
01:43:12,580 --> 01:43:13,580
Okay, that tentacle one?

2052
01:43:13,580 --> 01:43:14,580
Yep.

2053
01:43:14,580 --> 01:43:15,580
Okay, I didn't like him.

2054
01:43:15,580 --> 01:43:17,140
I like the book stuff though.

2055
01:43:17,140 --> 01:43:21,420
Yes, that's why I said, you know, your favorite one.

2056
01:43:21,420 --> 01:43:22,420
Also known as...

2057
01:43:22,420 --> 01:43:25,380
I'd be like, bro, you're fucking spitting on me.

2058
01:43:25,380 --> 01:43:26,380
You keep talking to me.

2059
01:43:26,380 --> 01:43:27,380
You're spitting all over me, man.

2060
01:43:27,380 --> 01:43:28,380
Oh, he's always like slushed over.

2061
01:43:28,380 --> 01:43:29,380
Yeah, basically.

2062
01:43:29,380 --> 01:43:40,780
Also known to the ancient Edmorans in Bosmer as Hermamora, the Woodland Man, or that which

2063
01:43:40,780 --> 01:43:50,180
speaks in the Wastes, to the Alyds, Hermamora and the Khajiit as the Tide King and Hermora.

2064
01:43:50,180 --> 01:43:51,180
And the Daedric Prince...

2065
01:43:51,180 --> 01:43:56,140
Also known as Little Wayne.

2066
01:43:56,140 --> 01:43:59,420
And his fear is forbidden knowledge, hidden shoals...

2067
01:43:59,420 --> 01:44:00,420
Really?

2068
01:44:00,420 --> 01:44:01,420
This is fear?

2069
01:44:01,420 --> 01:44:02,740
I think he would love that shit.

2070
01:44:02,740 --> 01:44:03,740
Forbidden knowledge.

2071
01:44:03,740 --> 01:44:04,740
Yeah.

2072
01:44:04,740 --> 01:44:05,740
Yeah.

2073
01:44:05,740 --> 01:44:06,740
He's afraid of that?

2074
01:44:06,740 --> 01:44:07,740
Weird.

2075
01:44:07,740 --> 01:44:13,660
Hidden shoals, whirlpools and sudden squalls, destiny and the scrying of the tides of fate.

2076
01:44:13,660 --> 01:44:18,580
Weaving his way through the past and future as red in the stars and heavens and in whose

2077
01:44:18,580 --> 01:44:21,940
domain are the treasures of knowledge and memory.

2078
01:44:21,940 --> 01:44:27,460
His curiosity is insatiable and he seeks all knowledge and not to change but to observe

2079
01:44:27,460 --> 01:44:29,260
so that all becomes known.

2080
01:44:29,260 --> 01:44:34,100
He weeps cold tears at the plague of ignorance where knowledge is forsaking out a fear of

2081
01:44:34,100 --> 01:44:42,300
misuse and seeks to enlighten all to all mysteries that have ever and will ever exist.

2082
01:44:42,300 --> 01:44:44,140
Then after my own heart...

2083
01:44:44,140 --> 01:44:45,140
You become Hermasmo.

2084
01:44:45,140 --> 01:44:46,140
Yeah, basically.

2085
01:44:46,140 --> 01:44:51,820
The whole game just leads up to you taking this mantle and then he retires and into oblivion

2086
01:44:51,820 --> 01:44:52,820
and...

2087
01:44:52,820 --> 01:44:53,820
Oh no.

2088
01:44:53,820 --> 01:44:58,500
The benevolence presented by his followers may be a facade as Mora is said to hoard his

2089
01:44:58,500 --> 01:45:00,700
knowledge and give nothing away for free.

2090
01:45:00,700 --> 01:45:05,700
Like all danger princes, he's not to be trifled with but he is subtler than most of his ilk

2091
01:45:05,700 --> 01:45:08,260
and ensnares mortals with secrets.

2092
01:45:08,260 --> 01:45:12,340
He may seem cruel at times but he's not irrational.

2093
01:45:12,340 --> 01:45:16,740
Mora hoards and safeguards any knowledge that could potentially endanger reality.

2094
01:45:16,740 --> 01:45:20,180
Always lurking, he is the void that is ever seeking eyes.

2095
01:45:20,180 --> 01:45:24,780
Mora has been called the wisest of the danger princes with a mind as old as Tamriel and

2096
01:45:24,780 --> 01:45:26,180
a body of slime.

2097
01:45:26,180 --> 01:45:30,580
Though he describes himself as the riddle unsolvable, the door unopenable, the book

2098
01:45:30,580 --> 01:45:32,380
unreadable, the question unanswerable.

2099
01:45:32,380 --> 01:45:35,380
I don't know what that means, Batman.

2100
01:45:35,380 --> 01:45:36,380
Who did it?

2101
01:45:36,380 --> 01:45:37,380
The diddler.

2102
01:45:37,380 --> 01:45:38,860
He's covered in diddler's baby oil.

2103
01:45:38,860 --> 01:45:39,860
It's me, the riddler.

2104
01:45:39,860 --> 01:45:42,380
That's why he's so slimy.

2105
01:45:42,380 --> 01:45:44,380
He's covered in diddler's baby oil.

2106
01:45:44,380 --> 01:45:46,660
And KY jelly and asshores is done.

2107
01:45:46,660 --> 01:45:48,660
He is a tentacle monster.

2108
01:45:48,660 --> 01:45:53,540
He's anti-tentacle for sure.

2109
01:45:53,540 --> 01:45:57,760
Unlike most princes, Hermes Mora typically does not take on humanoid form, manifesting

2110
01:45:57,760 --> 01:46:02,420
instead as a black cloud of very grotesque assemblages of eyes, tentacles, and claws

2111
01:46:02,420 --> 01:46:06,740
or a featureless purple vortex known as the wretched abyss.

2112
01:46:06,740 --> 01:46:11,060
Though according to some sources, he occasionally took on a form resembling that of a mortal.

2113
01:46:11,060 --> 01:46:13,660
He speaks with a thundering bray.

2114
01:46:13,660 --> 01:46:14,660
That's what you call it.

2115
01:46:14,660 --> 01:46:18,820
I call it a shard.

2116
01:46:18,820 --> 01:46:19,820
Thundering bray.

2117
01:46:19,820 --> 01:46:20,820
Are you a horse?

2118
01:46:20,820 --> 01:46:23,820
That would be a nay, wouldn't it?

2119
01:46:23,820 --> 01:46:27,260
Oh yeah, I guess it would be a nay, not a bray.

2120
01:46:27,260 --> 01:46:31,380
He resides everywhere and nowhere but tastes glee and torments the mortals from his realm

2121
01:46:31,380 --> 01:46:40,820
of an oblivion, the plane called Apocrypha, an endless library where the infinite pages

2122
01:46:40,820 --> 01:46:45,660
of countless books containing all forbidden knowledge are found.

2123
01:46:45,660 --> 01:46:47,140
Each book sports a black cover.

2124
01:46:47,140 --> 01:46:48,580
Lo and loads into those fucking books.

2125
01:46:48,580 --> 01:46:50,260
I'm just putting them back on the shelf.

2126
01:46:50,260 --> 01:46:52,060
They're covered in slime already, son.

2127
01:46:52,060 --> 01:46:53,980
Well yeah, I guess that's what he's been doing too.

2128
01:46:53,980 --> 01:46:56,020
He's like fucking, boo!

2129
01:46:56,020 --> 01:46:58,180
That'd be so fucked up.

2130
01:46:58,180 --> 01:47:00,980
You go to a library, right?

2131
01:47:00,980 --> 01:47:04,580
You buy a book, or no, you rent a book, you go home and you open it, right?

2132
01:47:04,580 --> 01:47:08,220
You get to one page where it's stuck, and you fucking creak it open, and you just, that's

2133
01:47:08,220 --> 01:47:12,020
all fucking cum stain, and you're like, what the fuck, am I sick?

2134
01:47:12,020 --> 01:47:15,740
You know, me just saying that, more than likely with the amount of people out there, somebody

2135
01:47:15,740 --> 01:47:16,740
has done it.

2136
01:47:16,740 --> 01:47:18,820
Someone just fucking dropped a load into a book in a library.

2137
01:47:18,820 --> 01:47:20,300
No, I would not doubt that one bit.

2138
01:47:20,300 --> 01:47:22,780
Put it right back up on the shelf.

2139
01:47:22,780 --> 01:47:25,100
If he was smart, he'd do a magazine instead.

2140
01:47:25,100 --> 01:47:26,900
That really looks fucking different.

2141
01:47:26,900 --> 01:47:30,820
Just leave a wet stain.

2142
01:47:30,820 --> 01:47:32,820
Just a fucking, like, wrinkle stain.

2143
01:47:32,820 --> 01:47:35,460
You're like, how the fuck did this get wet?

2144
01:47:35,460 --> 01:47:38,020
It's in the middle of the book.

2145
01:47:38,020 --> 01:47:39,020
You know what the page is messed up?

2146
01:47:39,020 --> 01:47:44,060
It just looks like it's got a weird fucking crust to it, too.

2147
01:47:44,060 --> 01:47:48,620
Each book sports a black cover without a title, and the realm is reported to be haunted by

2148
01:47:48,620 --> 01:47:50,700
ghosts forever searching for knowledge.

2149
01:47:50,700 --> 01:47:54,580
His servants include Daedra, such as the Seekers, the Lurkers, and the Watchers.

2150
01:47:54,580 --> 01:47:57,940
But it sounds like he's some kind of pedophile or something.

2151
01:47:57,940 --> 01:48:00,260
The Seeker, the Lurker, and the Watcher.

2152
01:48:00,260 --> 01:48:02,380
The fucking pedophile ring.

2153
01:48:02,380 --> 01:48:04,220
It's three of them on the fucking trio.

2154
01:48:04,220 --> 01:48:08,780
He's got the Seeker, he finds them, the Lurker follows him.

2155
01:48:08,780 --> 01:48:12,300
The Watcher looks at him like he's watching them all the time.

2156
01:48:12,300 --> 01:48:13,500
So the Watcher watches them, right?

2157
01:48:13,500 --> 01:48:15,740
The Seeker gets them, and the Lurker...

2158
01:48:15,740 --> 01:48:18,100
What does the Lurker do?

2159
01:48:18,100 --> 01:48:19,380
Follows them?

2160
01:48:19,380 --> 01:48:20,980
But the Seeker already, I guess...

2161
01:48:20,980 --> 01:48:21,980
Right, right.

2162
01:48:21,980 --> 01:48:24,180
So the Watcher finds them, right?

2163
01:48:24,180 --> 01:48:27,860
The Lurker follows them home to find out where they live, and the Seeker goes and gets them.

2164
01:48:27,860 --> 01:48:28,860
Perfect.

2165
01:48:28,860 --> 01:48:35,780
It's funny that it comes out like that.

2166
01:48:35,780 --> 01:48:38,140
But he is known to have mortal worshipers too.

2167
01:48:38,140 --> 01:48:42,860
Sailors and seafaring folk refer to Hermaeus Mora as the Tide King, Master of the Seas,

2168
01:48:42,860 --> 01:48:48,180
and one whose tentacles rise from the deep, as a being who lurks in the oceans and pulls

2169
01:48:48,180 --> 01:48:49,580
vessels down into the abyss.

2170
01:48:49,580 --> 01:48:51,300
So kind of like the Kraken almost.

2171
01:48:51,300 --> 01:48:52,300
Fucking terrifying.

2172
01:48:52,300 --> 01:48:59,300
Similarly, the Khajiiti, Hormora, controls the tides and lives in a vast library under

2173
01:48:59,300 --> 01:49:00,300
the sea.

2174
01:49:00,300 --> 01:49:06,140
Hermaeus Mora is tangentially related to the origins of the Murog Tong by association with

2175
01:49:06,140 --> 01:49:07,620
his sibling Mephala.

2176
01:49:07,620 --> 01:49:13,940
Mora's enemies are said to be Urbanarm and Vermina, and his summoning day is the fifth

2177
01:49:13,940 --> 01:49:17,140
of the first seed.

2178
01:49:17,140 --> 01:49:19,460
And next week we will go over the rest of them.

2179
01:49:19,460 --> 01:49:20,460
Yeah.

2180
01:49:20,460 --> 01:49:21,460
We'll start off with the Hercene.

2181
01:49:21,460 --> 01:49:22,460
Hercene.

2182
01:49:22,460 --> 01:49:24,980
Hercene will be the next one.

2183
01:49:24,980 --> 01:49:27,860
I remember just walking around with those fucking fat ass black books.

2184
01:49:27,860 --> 01:49:29,740
Couldn't even fucking read them.

2185
01:49:29,740 --> 01:49:30,740
I know.

2186
01:49:30,740 --> 01:49:31,740
No title or anything.

2187
01:49:31,740 --> 01:49:32,740
Damn.

2188
01:49:32,740 --> 01:49:38,500
It's a lovely, I just love like, that would be my career if I lived in like the Eldritch

2189
01:49:38,500 --> 01:49:39,500
Rolls.

2190
01:49:39,500 --> 01:49:40,500
Yeah.

2191
01:49:40,500 --> 01:49:41,500
Would be an antique book collector.

2192
01:49:41,500 --> 01:49:42,500
An antique book collector.

2193
01:49:42,500 --> 01:49:43,500
Hell yeah.

2194
01:49:43,500 --> 01:49:46,180
Like you're finding like an old, like the first volume of a book deep in the fucking ruins

2195
01:49:46,180 --> 01:49:47,180
of an old temple.

2196
01:49:47,180 --> 01:49:48,180
Yeah.

2197
01:49:48,180 --> 01:49:52,860
Like I forgot the book and I take it back to my appraiser.

2198
01:49:52,860 --> 01:49:57,860
It's like, my God, this is the seventh volume of Ceridius Pluton.

2199
01:49:57,860 --> 01:50:02,740
And he told me, he spoke of astrology and astronomy.

2200
01:50:02,740 --> 01:50:05,220
He was a genius at mathematics too.

2201
01:50:05,220 --> 01:50:06,780
And I'd be like, oh cool.

2202
01:50:06,780 --> 01:50:08,020
And I just fucking flipped through it.

2203
01:50:08,020 --> 01:50:09,020
It's just like, oh fuck it.

2204
01:50:09,020 --> 01:50:10,220
You just do a dick for some reason.

2205
01:50:10,220 --> 01:50:11,220
I wonder what this bitch is.

2206
01:50:11,220 --> 01:50:12,220
She just got bored.

2207
01:50:12,220 --> 01:50:18,100
Or they're interpreting something completely different from the book than what it is.

2208
01:50:18,100 --> 01:50:19,100
Like that's a cock.

2209
01:50:19,100 --> 01:50:20,100
That's a solar ring.

2210
01:50:20,100 --> 01:50:21,100
That's a cock.

2211
01:50:21,100 --> 01:50:26,460
That's a cock ring.

2212
01:50:26,460 --> 01:50:33,000
Or sneak into some fucking mansion from some rich guy that instilled what his rare volume

2213
01:50:33,000 --> 01:50:36,140
of like some fiction story written by some author.

2214
01:50:36,140 --> 01:50:37,140
Yeah.

2215
01:50:37,140 --> 01:50:39,620
Just, at least it would add like more book stuff.

2216
01:50:39,620 --> 01:50:40,620
Yeah.

2217
01:50:40,620 --> 01:50:47,260
If I got my Scaram, I'd probably mod the fuck out of it to include every book from the other

2218
01:50:47,260 --> 01:50:48,260
games.

2219
01:50:48,260 --> 01:50:49,260
Yeah.

2220
01:50:49,260 --> 01:50:50,260
That's not in the...

2221
01:50:50,260 --> 01:50:51,820
Because there are a lot missing, right?

2222
01:50:51,820 --> 01:50:52,820
Yeah.

2223
01:50:52,820 --> 01:50:56,380
They always have like a general library of what they all get.

2224
01:50:56,380 --> 01:51:01,180
And then somebody gets like a specific book, like a specific listing of books that only

2225
01:51:01,180 --> 01:51:03,660
came out in Oblivion, only came out in Merwin.

2226
01:51:03,660 --> 01:51:05,220
I think there's some that are from Daggerfall.

2227
01:51:05,220 --> 01:51:06,220
And then what was the first one, Arena?

2228
01:51:06,220 --> 01:51:07,220
Yeah.

2229
01:51:07,220 --> 01:51:08,700
I don't know if Arena had all that extra stuff.

2230
01:51:08,700 --> 01:51:11,540
I think Arena was just a straightforward boring game.

2231
01:51:11,540 --> 01:51:12,540
Right.

2232
01:51:12,540 --> 01:51:13,540
Just regular...

2233
01:51:13,540 --> 01:51:14,820
Not really a true, true RPG game.

2234
01:51:14,820 --> 01:51:16,820
And I don't think so.

2235
01:51:16,820 --> 01:51:19,860
Then Daggerfall wasn't really that true an RPG game either.

2236
01:51:19,860 --> 01:51:22,060
But you can go like damn near everywhere.

2237
01:51:22,060 --> 01:51:27,900
It's all over Tamriel, but it was all just generic fucking generated like backgrounds.

2238
01:51:27,900 --> 01:51:32,100
Morrowind was the first one I think that actually had the lore and everything associated with

2239
01:51:32,100 --> 01:51:33,100
it.

2240
01:51:33,100 --> 01:51:36,700
But man, just I would add every book to Scaram from the original stuff to missing.

2241
01:51:36,700 --> 01:51:37,700
Yeah.

2242
01:51:37,700 --> 01:51:39,300
Just be looking for all of them.

2243
01:51:39,300 --> 01:51:43,260
If I had a backpack like probably 800 pounds, it's just books.

2244
01:51:43,260 --> 01:51:44,260
You get your encumbrance?

2245
01:51:44,260 --> 01:51:45,260
Of course.

2246
01:51:45,260 --> 01:51:47,260
It's all because of books.

2247
01:51:47,260 --> 01:51:48,260
So I leave this one.

2248
01:51:48,260 --> 01:51:50,540
I got to read this one first and I just drop it.

2249
01:51:50,540 --> 01:51:51,540
All right.

2250
01:51:51,540 --> 01:51:54,660
Ready to move into some Reddit for today?

2251
01:51:54,660 --> 01:51:55,660
Yeah.

2252
01:51:55,660 --> 01:51:58,420
I know everybody's missed Reddit, sir.

2253
01:51:58,420 --> 01:51:59,940
The stupidity of these people.

2254
01:51:59,940 --> 01:52:01,420
All right.

2255
01:52:01,420 --> 01:52:07,020
First one is by DeadDoolash.

2256
01:52:07,020 --> 01:52:08,020
DeadDoolash?

2257
01:52:08,020 --> 01:52:09,020
Uh-huh.

2258
01:52:09,020 --> 01:52:10,020
It's first in puts.

2259
01:52:10,020 --> 01:52:14,020
Recently, my TV broke, so I decided it would be cool to replace it with a projector.

2260
01:52:14,020 --> 01:52:15,500
Burn my house down.

2261
01:52:15,500 --> 01:52:16,500
I know.

2262
01:52:16,500 --> 01:52:19,940
A few days ago, the projector arrived and I spent a few hours setting it up and playing

2263
01:52:19,940 --> 01:52:20,940
around with it.

2264
01:52:20,940 --> 01:52:25,540
Then I had the bright idea to put it on one of those videos made for cats, the ones with

2265
01:52:25,540 --> 01:52:27,860
insects, lasers, and mice, etc.

2266
01:52:27,860 --> 01:52:29,940
To see how my cat would react.

2267
01:52:29,940 --> 01:52:31,300
She fucking loved it.

2268
01:52:31,300 --> 01:52:32,620
Ripped it to shreds.

2269
01:52:32,620 --> 01:52:34,060
She fucking loved it.

2270
01:52:34,060 --> 01:52:37,900
Naturally, I let her watch for about an hour before turning it off that night.

2271
01:52:37,900 --> 01:52:40,700
She protested a little, but nothing too serious.

2272
01:52:40,700 --> 01:52:41,700
The meowing?

2273
01:52:41,700 --> 01:52:42,700
Yeah.

2274
01:52:42,700 --> 01:52:46,300
At least not compared to what was coming.

2275
01:52:46,300 --> 01:52:50,100
Over the next few days, I foolishly let her watch the projector a few more times, thinking

2276
01:52:50,100 --> 01:52:53,820
it was hilarious how she got excited about her new toy.

2277
01:52:53,820 --> 01:52:59,740
However, as soon as, however, as time went on, she started to get a bit more vocal, growling

2278
01:52:59,740 --> 01:53:01,940
and meowing to me to get my attention.

2279
01:53:01,940 --> 01:53:05,520
I soon realized it was because of the ads.

2280
01:53:05,520 --> 01:53:09,500
She was throwing tantrums because she couldn't stand waiting for the ads.

2281
01:53:09,500 --> 01:53:11,060
Everyone else?

2282
01:53:11,060 --> 01:53:13,340
Now she complains whenever I turn it off.

2283
01:53:13,340 --> 01:53:19,660
Or if she gets interrupted in bonus points, my YouTube now thinks I'm a cat.

2284
01:53:19,660 --> 01:53:24,260
So the title of it is, Today I fucked up by turning my cat into an iPad kid.

2285
01:53:24,260 --> 01:53:25,260
Jesus man.

2286
01:53:25,260 --> 01:53:28,260
Even they can't stand the ads.

2287
01:53:28,260 --> 01:53:32,220
They got ads in the fucking pause when you pause the damn video.

2288
01:53:32,220 --> 01:53:33,220
Yeah.

2289
01:53:33,220 --> 01:53:34,220
Ads and ads.

2290
01:53:34,220 --> 01:53:36,580
Yeah, but you don't pay for YouTube bread though, do you?

2291
01:53:36,580 --> 01:53:37,580
Nope.

2292
01:53:37,580 --> 01:53:42,820
It used to be called YouTube bread now that I think it's what a YouTube premium.

2293
01:53:42,820 --> 01:53:44,980
I can space out for a few seconds.

2294
01:53:44,980 --> 01:53:53,220
See, I did it for the YouTube for Google music because it was a bundle thing for a long time.

2295
01:53:53,220 --> 01:53:54,220
Cool.

2296
01:53:54,220 --> 01:53:55,220
All right.

2297
01:53:55,220 --> 01:53:58,420
Next one is by Shroom Talk.

2298
01:53:58,420 --> 01:54:07,140
This person puts, I guess I'll put the part that you hate the most, the 19 year old female.

2299
01:54:07,140 --> 01:54:12,380
Had no plans Friday night and decided to take a edible and go see the last showing of Aliens

2300
01:54:12,380 --> 01:54:14,700
Romulus at 1030 PM.

2301
01:54:14,700 --> 01:54:15,700
By myself.

2302
01:54:15,700 --> 01:54:16,920
Fucking genius, bro.

2303
01:54:16,920 --> 01:54:23,220
When that fucking seven foot nine goddamn alien fucking creeps out of the fucking corridor

2304
01:54:23,220 --> 01:54:25,940
by trip balls.

2305
01:54:25,940 --> 01:54:29,540
By myself, like any sane and normal person would do.

2306
01:54:29,540 --> 01:54:33,120
I'd say I made it about halfway through the movie till I tapped out.

2307
01:54:33,120 --> 01:54:35,820
The chairs at AMC are really comfortable by the way.

2308
01:54:35,820 --> 01:54:37,580
I can't sleep.

2309
01:54:37,580 --> 01:54:40,540
Anyway, I wake up at the most confused state of my life.

2310
01:54:40,540 --> 01:54:44,100
Takes me about 30 seconds to realize that a the movie's over.

2311
01:54:44,100 --> 01:54:49,500
B it's about 1 30 AM and C I'm all alone in the building is completely shut down.

2312
01:54:49,500 --> 01:54:50,500
Not an employee inside.

2313
01:54:50,500 --> 01:54:55,940
Wait, then don't they always go in and check the after wandering around this liminal space

2314
01:54:55,940 --> 01:54:57,620
while being absolutely baked.

2315
01:54:57,620 --> 01:55:01,260
I finally found an exit door that takes you out to the back of the parking lot out of

2316
01:55:01,260 --> 01:55:03,900
the back of the building.

2317
01:55:03,900 --> 01:55:07,940
I keep walking around the exterior of the building for what feels like a decade trying

2318
01:55:07,940 --> 01:55:08,940
to find the entrance.

2319
01:55:08,940 --> 01:55:09,940
Jesus.

2320
01:55:09,940 --> 01:55:14,340
Then all of a sudden I see what I think is at least the last three employees getting into

2321
01:55:14,340 --> 01:55:16,300
the cars to leave.

2322
01:55:16,300 --> 01:55:19,660
This story wouldn't be as funny if it wasn't for coming across them and hearing them talk

2323
01:55:19,660 --> 01:55:25,580
to each other about how they were swear they checked the back seats of every place everywhere

2324
01:55:25,580 --> 01:55:29,980
because of her walking around.

2325
01:55:29,980 --> 01:55:33,820
No words were exchanged between us as I walked past and shambles just complete silence.

2326
01:55:33,820 --> 01:55:37,940
Anyway, that experience alone was scarier than the movie itself.

2327
01:55:37,940 --> 01:55:40,900
Could not stop laughing about it on my way home though.

2328
01:55:40,900 --> 01:55:42,060
Edit.

2329
01:55:42,060 --> 01:55:45,380
Just to clarify to those who are concerned I live in a college city where places are

2330
01:55:45,380 --> 01:55:49,180
walkable driving is not the only means of transportation.

2331
01:55:49,180 --> 01:55:53,180
So she walked home right because people were probably putting in the comments like really

2332
01:55:53,180 --> 01:55:56,820
and you drove after all that shit.

2333
01:55:56,820 --> 01:55:59,100
Because people are stupid.

2334
01:55:59,100 --> 01:56:02,980
All right next one is by a CGI for ants.

2335
01:56:02,980 --> 01:56:03,980
Okay.

2336
01:56:03,980 --> 01:56:07,540
First of all, I am an incredibly oblivious person.

2337
01:56:07,540 --> 01:56:12,020
My own parents once switched up a rug I love to lay on and it took me over half a year

2338
01:56:12,020 --> 01:56:14,380
to notice it.

2339
01:56:14,380 --> 01:56:18,260
So anyway, as I've gotten older I started to drink coffee.

2340
01:56:18,260 --> 01:56:23,740
As I've gotten broker I went from a Jollica 50 cans to a Starbucks instant coffee and

2341
01:56:23,740 --> 01:56:28,540
then finally I began questioning why I was sticking with this brand whenever which was

2342
01:56:28,540 --> 01:56:31,780
small that I couldn't always find in a store.

2343
01:56:31,780 --> 01:56:36,140
I saw a large container of coffee it looked cool enough and I'd gotten gone through two

2344
01:56:36,140 --> 01:56:39,580
batches of this over the past year.

2345
01:56:39,580 --> 01:56:45,460
While I didn't drink coffee ritualistically there was still an entire 365 days of me not

2346
01:56:45,460 --> 01:56:47,500
realizing anything was up.

2347
01:56:47,500 --> 01:56:51,860
Around this time I started hearing more people talk about getting Keurigs which I thought

2348
01:56:51,860 --> 01:56:55,900
were strange since you could just use instant coffee and a kettle.

2349
01:56:55,900 --> 01:57:02,860
I just thought it was one of those new trendy things which they kind of are but you know

2350
01:57:02,860 --> 01:57:06,340
the Keurig instant pot little coffee makers.

2351
01:57:06,340 --> 01:57:09,020
Little like one shot to...

2352
01:57:09,020 --> 01:57:10,020
Yeah.

2353
01:57:10,020 --> 01:57:11,780
So here's the routine I stuck to.

2354
01:57:11,780 --> 01:57:14,820
Add coffee then add boiling water and maybe creamer.

2355
01:57:14,820 --> 01:57:18,780
I mainly needed it to wake up and over time the bitter flavor, hot water and the crunchiness

2356
01:57:18,780 --> 01:57:19,780
grew on me.

2357
01:57:19,780 --> 01:57:24,580
I just thought the Starbucks coffee was extra nice and that's why it was so smooth and

2358
01:57:24,580 --> 01:57:28,140
that this was what people meant whenever they brought up instant coffee.

2359
01:57:28,140 --> 01:57:32,580
I've heard of coffee filters before but they were for whenever you were using fancy whole

2360
01:57:32,580 --> 01:57:35,540
beans or making Christmas snowflake decor.

2361
01:57:35,540 --> 01:57:39,860
Eventually, just as I was starting to feel done with the game of waiting for the coffee

2362
01:57:39,860 --> 01:57:43,940
grounds to sink and avoiding whatever side of the mug had some floaters, I came across

2363
01:57:43,940 --> 01:57:45,260
a TikTok hack.

2364
01:57:45,260 --> 01:57:49,460
It mentioned mixing creamer in cold water or cold water into the instant coffee so that

2365
01:57:49,460 --> 01:57:51,220
it dissolves smoother.

2366
01:57:51,220 --> 01:57:52,220
Dissolves.

2367
01:57:52,220 --> 01:57:57,740
But I thought it was only then that I realized that instant coffee was supposed to dissolve

2368
01:57:57,740 --> 01:58:01,020
and that coffee should never come out with extra crunch.

2369
01:58:01,020 --> 01:58:06,380
What I had been drinking for the past year was coffee grounds, raw and unfiltered.

2370
01:58:06,380 --> 01:58:07,380
What's in all?

2371
01:58:07,380 --> 01:58:08,380
I didn't even question it.

2372
01:58:08,380 --> 01:58:09,380
He said crunching.

2373
01:58:09,380 --> 01:58:11,940
I'm like I didn't even realize that you don't start the crunch in your coffee.

2374
01:58:11,940 --> 01:58:12,940
Yeah.

2375
01:58:12,940 --> 01:58:13,940
It's a liquid.

2376
01:58:13,940 --> 01:58:14,940
Yes.

2377
01:58:14,940 --> 01:58:15,940
Because I don't drink coffee at all.

2378
01:58:15,940 --> 01:58:16,940
So he's just been eating fucking coffee.

2379
01:58:16,940 --> 01:58:18,940
So he's been getting like Folger's coffee.

2380
01:58:18,940 --> 01:58:19,940
Yeah.

2381
01:58:19,940 --> 01:58:23,620
He's just been getting tubs of it, pouring some into some water thinking that it's dissolving

2382
01:58:23,620 --> 01:58:24,620
partially.

2383
01:58:24,620 --> 01:58:25,620
Right.

2384
01:58:25,620 --> 01:58:28,660
But it is brewing because hot water brews the coffee obviously.

2385
01:58:28,660 --> 01:58:31,900
But it's the coffee grounds he's drinking those things there.

2386
01:58:31,900 --> 01:58:32,900
Wow.

2387
01:58:32,900 --> 01:58:36,220
Getting that little fucking extra jolt of energy I guess.

2388
01:58:36,220 --> 01:58:39,580
Fucking chewing it like fucking tobacco.

2389
01:58:39,580 --> 01:58:46,580
Alright, next one is by Afraid Stick 2161.

2390
01:58:46,580 --> 01:58:47,580
This person pits.

2391
01:58:47,580 --> 01:58:51,420
A few years ago I saw some advice online.

2392
01:58:51,420 --> 01:58:55,460
Someone had posted a meme about feeling like they had a brain crayon up their ass because

2393
01:58:55,460 --> 01:58:57,740
no matter how much they wiped the TP was never clean.

2394
01:58:57,740 --> 01:58:59,700
Oh yeah like those fucking endless wipes.

2395
01:58:59,700 --> 01:59:02,460
The worst is when you have no friction like you know it's gonna be a bad one.

2396
01:59:02,460 --> 01:59:06,540
Even a little bit of friction because you know you're rubbing shit off.

2397
01:59:06,540 --> 01:59:11,700
When you don't feel nothing like oh no.

2398
01:59:11,700 --> 01:59:14,420
The worst is when it's like clean.

2399
01:59:14,420 --> 01:59:16,340
And then on the second wipe it's dirty again.

2400
01:59:16,340 --> 01:59:18,060
Man what the fuck.

2401
01:59:18,060 --> 01:59:22,260
We've all been there.

2402
01:59:22,260 --> 01:59:26,820
Someone left a helpful tip in the comments and it went something along the lines of pro

2403
01:59:26,820 --> 01:59:27,820
tip.

2404
01:59:27,820 --> 01:59:30,540
Spread your ass cheeks apart whenever you sit on the toilet.

2405
01:59:30,540 --> 01:59:33,940
The seat will hold them open so your butthole points directly at the water and you won't

2406
01:59:33,940 --> 01:59:36,780
have to deal with shit stuck between your cheeks.

2407
01:59:36,780 --> 01:59:38,980
Really cuts down on the TP usage.

2408
01:59:38,980 --> 01:59:39,980
Okay.

2409
01:59:39,980 --> 01:59:42,900
So for the past seven years I've been doing just that.

2410
01:59:42,900 --> 01:59:44,660
And it really does work.

2411
01:59:44,660 --> 01:59:49,860
I've been counting on one I can count on one hand the amount of times I've been stuck with

2412
01:59:49,860 --> 01:59:52,180
the endless wipe.

2413
01:59:52,180 --> 01:59:55,100
But alas that was a mistake.

2414
01:59:55,100 --> 01:59:57,500
For the past few days my butthole hasn't been feeling right.

2415
01:59:57,500 --> 02:00:01,140
It's uncomfortable and sometimes even painful to sit shit or wipe.

2416
02:00:01,140 --> 02:00:05,300
I use my phone camera to take a picture.

2417
02:00:05,300 --> 02:00:07,020
Look at my mildly prolapsed ass.

2418
02:00:07,020 --> 02:00:08,020
Jesus man.

2419
02:00:08,020 --> 02:00:11,140
Also he's just been like you've keeping it like it's been pushed out because of the way

2420
02:00:11,140 --> 02:00:12,140
he's been sitting on it.

2421
02:00:12,140 --> 02:00:13,140
Yeah.

2422
02:00:13,140 --> 02:00:16,340
I don't take anything or anyone up my ass.

2423
02:00:16,340 --> 02:00:17,980
I don't frequently strain to poop.

2424
02:00:17,980 --> 02:00:21,340
I can't think of anything else that could have caused this apart from exposing my asshole

2425
02:00:21,340 --> 02:00:23,460
to the porcelain throne one too many times.

2426
02:00:23,460 --> 02:00:26,820
I guess the human body simply isn't meant to shit like that.

2427
02:00:26,820 --> 02:00:31,280
I defeated the I defeated the curse of endless wiping but at what cost?

2428
02:00:31,280 --> 02:00:32,280
My poor butthole is suffering.

2429
02:00:32,280 --> 02:00:35,420
I've read your butthole open as of what clip the cost.

2430
02:00:35,420 --> 02:00:37,580
I'm too embarrassed to schedule a doctor's appointment.

2431
02:00:37,580 --> 02:00:41,380
I've made my bed of pristine toilet paper and now I'm just laying in it.

2432
02:00:41,380 --> 02:00:42,380
They've seen way worse.

2433
02:00:42,380 --> 02:00:43,980
It's never been bad to go to the doctor.

2434
02:00:43,980 --> 02:00:44,980
Yeah.

2435
02:00:44,980 --> 02:00:47,740
You can have a fucking crayon stuck up there.

2436
02:00:47,740 --> 02:00:48,740
You really got a crayon huh?

2437
02:00:48,740 --> 02:00:53,220
But then they have an edit and it says thank you to all those who are more medically knowledgeable

2438
02:00:53,220 --> 02:00:54,220
than me.

2439
02:00:54,220 --> 02:00:56,860
I didn't know that a thumb roast hemorrhoid was.

2440
02:00:56,860 --> 02:01:00,300
I thought it was a I thought there had to be blood for it to be a hemorrhoid.

2441
02:01:00,300 --> 02:01:06,300
Still sucks but at least I can try the preparation H and it's not a prolapsed anus.

2442
02:01:06,300 --> 02:01:07,300
So they scared themselves basically.

2443
02:01:07,300 --> 02:01:08,300
Yeah.

2444
02:01:08,300 --> 02:01:09,300
They just got a hemorrhoid.

2445
02:01:09,300 --> 02:01:12,940
But they put the whole thing about how they spread their butt cheeks first.

2446
02:01:12,940 --> 02:01:15,940
Yeah don't do that.

2447
02:01:15,940 --> 02:01:17,940
You spread your cheeks apart and stuff.

2448
02:01:17,940 --> 02:01:22,180
I mean man what you said I go so what you do you grab a piece of tape you put it on

2449
02:01:22,180 --> 02:01:27,020
the end of your butt one butt cheek and then you stretch it across to your fucking thigh.

2450
02:01:27,020 --> 02:01:28,020
There that's one that cheek spread.

2451
02:01:28,020 --> 02:01:31,820
Take the other fucking cheek you do the same thing and then you sit on the toilet.

2452
02:01:31,820 --> 02:01:33,420
Now you got both your butt cheeks spread.

2453
02:01:33,420 --> 02:01:36,180
It's basically like the same damn shit he's trying to say.

2454
02:01:36,180 --> 02:01:37,180
Yes.

2455
02:01:37,180 --> 02:01:38,180
Don't do that.

2456
02:01:38,180 --> 02:01:39,180
I'm sorry.

2457
02:01:39,180 --> 02:01:40,180
The next one is by adeptbuffalo3874.

2458
02:01:40,180 --> 02:01:41,180
This person puts.

2459
02:01:41,180 --> 02:01:48,500
Today I moved the last bit of stuff from my old apartment and after having a long day

2460
02:01:48,500 --> 02:01:49,700
I wanted to unwind.

2461
02:01:49,700 --> 02:01:55,100
So I sat down by my laptop by the only table I have and went to my ordinary site for adult

2462
02:01:55,100 --> 02:02:03,820
content after searching through the cardboard box to find my setup and after zipping and

2463
02:02:03,820 --> 02:02:07,660
getting down to business I realized that the bed sheet I've been placing to cover the one

2464
02:02:07,660 --> 02:02:12,940
massive window in my new apartment might not be enough to cover my private areas.

2465
02:02:12,940 --> 02:02:16,780
How did this epiphany come to me at this moment you may ask?

2466
02:02:16,780 --> 02:02:22,200
Well I had left the window slightly open since it gets incredibly hot in here and I heard

2467
02:02:22,200 --> 02:02:26,780
my new neighbor on the other side of the lawn with a balcony facing me say I think he's

2468
02:02:26,780 --> 02:02:27,780
masturbating.

2469
02:02:27,780 --> 02:02:44,020
I would just fucking move because you can never go outside and see this person face

2470
02:02:44,020 --> 02:02:45,020
to face you know.

2471
02:02:45,020 --> 02:02:50,020
You've just been fucking whacking your shit off and they fucking I bet she's fucking

2472
02:02:50,020 --> 02:03:01,140
choking on that.

2473
02:03:01,140 --> 02:03:04,220
And then thereafter another voice speaks.

2474
02:03:04,220 --> 02:03:05,220
Oh fuck.

2475
02:03:05,220 --> 02:03:07,620
It's two of them.

2476
02:03:07,620 --> 02:03:11,820
So now I gotta kill two people.

2477
02:03:11,820 --> 02:03:13,740
Yeah you can see the silhouette.

2478
02:03:13,740 --> 02:03:17,220
Oh my these just fucking.

2479
02:03:17,220 --> 02:03:25,340
Over there the hunched over like schmigel.

2480
02:03:25,340 --> 02:03:28,260
Time to fucking get a night job so they never see you in the day.

2481
02:03:28,260 --> 02:03:35,140
I quickly stopped what I was doing.

2482
02:03:35,140 --> 02:03:37,460
He's in the last line.

2483
02:03:37,460 --> 02:03:38,460
I haven't been hard since.

2484
02:03:38,460 --> 02:03:41,980
Well the funny part is to picture this though.

2485
02:03:41,980 --> 02:03:48,700
You see the person just looking towards the silhouette and he's just going to tell you

2486
02:03:48,700 --> 02:03:49,700
talking to your friend.

2487
02:03:49,700 --> 02:03:50,700
Like yeah I think he is masturbating.

2488
02:03:50,700 --> 02:03:51,700
I guess I can see his silhouette.

2489
02:03:51,700 --> 02:03:52,700
And then you just see the silhouette stop.

2490
02:03:52,700 --> 02:03:53,700
That's super quick.

2491
02:03:53,700 --> 02:03:54,700
So I guess he's done.

2492
02:03:54,700 --> 02:03:55,700
Does he even put I quickly stop.

2493
02:03:55,700 --> 02:03:56,700
They stealing his thing.

2494
02:03:56,700 --> 02:03:57,700
Who's that?

2495
02:03:57,700 --> 02:04:21,460
Stop what I was doing and now I am sitting here in my one room apartment wide awake among

2496
02:04:21,460 --> 02:04:25,620
cardboard boxes Ikea bags and garbage bags full of clothes and contemplating my life

2497
02:04:25,620 --> 02:04:26,620
decisions.

2498
02:04:26,620 --> 02:04:30,380
Unfortunately I can't move one once more.

2499
02:04:30,380 --> 02:04:33,460
Whatever I just newly arrived here.

2500
02:04:33,460 --> 02:04:39,380
And then the TLDR is I almost rubbed one out of my neighbor saw my silhouette through the

2501
02:04:39,380 --> 02:04:40,380
window.

2502
02:04:40,380 --> 02:04:45,860
Make sure you know why is he backlighting himself.

2503
02:04:45,860 --> 02:04:47,900
That's the weird part.

2504
02:04:47,900 --> 02:04:50,100
That's where he put the one lamp.

2505
02:04:50,100 --> 02:04:54,500
Oh yeah put that I guess yeah you got to put it the other way.

2506
02:04:54,500 --> 02:04:57,700
Put it in front of the curtain and then it wouldn't silhouette you at all.

2507
02:04:57,700 --> 02:05:02,260
But hey man he's not a cinematographer so he's lost his house.

2508
02:05:02,260 --> 02:05:03,260
Fuck.

2509
02:05:03,260 --> 02:05:07,500
No this one's just weird.

2510
02:05:07,500 --> 02:05:11,860
This person puts whenever I was 13 or 14 I didn't know how to masturbate.

2511
02:05:11,860 --> 02:05:12,860
Who does?

2512
02:05:12,860 --> 02:05:13,860
A dude.

2513
02:05:13,860 --> 02:05:16,940
I used to put objects up my ass for pleasure.

2514
02:05:16,940 --> 02:05:20,940
It begins with it began with pins marbles etc.

2515
02:05:20,940 --> 02:05:24,700
I really wanted a butt plug but my mom regularly checked the online purchases and there was

2516
02:05:24,700 --> 02:05:27,540
no way I was going to buy a physical sex shop.

2517
02:05:27,540 --> 02:05:30,500
So again this is when he's 13 or 14.

2518
02:05:30,500 --> 02:05:31,500
I would do yeah.

2519
02:05:31,500 --> 02:05:32,500
Nobody's gonna let you in there dumbass.

2520
02:05:32,500 --> 02:05:33,500
You look like you're looking 35 looking.

2521
02:05:33,500 --> 02:05:36,500
You probably look the oldest fuck looking.

2522
02:05:36,500 --> 02:05:38,500
You got a 45 year old man.

2523
02:05:38,500 --> 02:05:42,220
I used to have a huge box of Lego in my room so I figured dude.

2524
02:05:42,220 --> 02:05:45,700
I just built my own fucking build up.

2525
02:05:45,700 --> 02:05:49,900
I could go and make my DIY butt plug toys.

2526
02:05:49,900 --> 02:05:53,140
I made some long cylinder shapes that I would put in my butt.

2527
02:05:53,140 --> 02:05:55,380
An oil container that I used to put cooking oil in.

2528
02:05:55,380 --> 02:05:56,380
It uses lube.

2529
02:05:56,380 --> 02:05:58,180
And the most important the butt plug.

2530
02:05:58,180 --> 02:06:03,780
I used a ball shaped Lego part that was supposed to be a rock and a circular part for the base.

2531
02:06:03,780 --> 02:06:08,420
I even put glitter glue based at the edge of the base to make it feel more real.

2532
02:06:08,420 --> 02:06:09,420
Crafty fucking masturbation.

2533
02:06:09,420 --> 02:06:11,420
Geez these are going fucking cool.

2534
02:06:11,420 --> 02:06:14,140
I know with Lego and shit.

2535
02:06:14,140 --> 02:06:17,820
Now I have learned from my previous mistakes whenever I almost lost a marble up my ass

2536
02:06:17,820 --> 02:06:20,820
so I secured the base so that it would not fall off.

2537
02:06:20,820 --> 02:06:25,460
I used to have this plug in all the time from whenever I was going to parties, the beach

2538
02:06:25,460 --> 02:06:27,020
or walks etc.

2539
02:06:27,020 --> 02:06:28,020
Jesus Christ.

2540
02:06:28,020 --> 02:06:29,020
Again.

2541
02:06:29,020 --> 02:06:30,020
Quite the freak.

2542
02:06:30,020 --> 02:06:32,900
Dude he's already a freak at this age.

2543
02:06:32,900 --> 02:06:36,060
Well you don't know like how far the history goes into the future.

2544
02:06:36,060 --> 02:06:37,060
That's what I'm saying.

2545
02:06:37,060 --> 02:06:41,140
Like he said he started at 13, 14 but he must have like progressed to like probably in his

2546
02:06:41,140 --> 02:06:42,140
20s now.

2547
02:06:42,140 --> 02:06:43,140
Maybe.

2548
02:06:43,140 --> 02:06:44,140
He's going out to parties and you know.

2549
02:06:44,140 --> 02:06:45,860
No apparently not.

2550
02:06:45,860 --> 02:06:50,020
The night before summer break in 7th grade I was having a shower and had left the plug

2551
02:06:50,020 --> 02:06:53,340
laying on the pants on the floor.

2552
02:06:53,340 --> 02:06:57,140
Suddenly my mom barges into the bathroom and says something that I don't remember and she

2553
02:06:57,140 --> 02:07:01,380
looks at my pants on the floor obviously seeing the butt plug and awkwardly telling me to

2554
02:07:01,380 --> 02:07:02,700
remember to pick up my pants.

2555
02:07:02,700 --> 02:07:06,100
I went to bed immediately after the shower embarrassed as hell and the next morning I

2556
02:07:06,100 --> 02:07:13,380
destroyed my butt plug and made another Lego butt plug toy and every other Lego butt toy

2557
02:07:13,380 --> 02:07:14,380
that I had ever made.

2558
02:07:14,380 --> 02:07:16,980
So he made multiples of these motherfuckers of Legos.

2559
02:07:16,980 --> 02:07:20,940
It's a goddamn Mark 27 like fucking Iron Man.

2560
02:07:20,940 --> 02:07:23,940
After that day my family started to tell me from time to time that they support me and

2561
02:07:23,940 --> 02:07:34,140
whatever I am whatever gender I love they have barely ever talked about that before

2562
02:07:34,140 --> 02:07:35,140
this.

2563
02:07:35,140 --> 02:07:37,780
Like I'm not gay and I am still not.

2564
02:07:37,780 --> 02:07:41,380
Hey some guys love butt play.

2565
02:07:41,380 --> 02:07:47,380
And then there's an edit where it says anyone know any websites that I can recreate it?

2566
02:07:47,380 --> 02:07:50,860
What a fucking Lego why don't you just make another one?

2567
02:07:50,860 --> 02:07:54,140
He's wanting to know where he got the parts.

2568
02:07:54,140 --> 02:07:56,500
The Lego parts apparently for old stuff.

2569
02:07:56,500 --> 02:08:01,220
Where's the old Lego parts I need to make my own fucking doodles?

2570
02:08:01,220 --> 02:08:06,220
I was taught Legos were fucking hard like rough shit like shaped you know like edges

2571
02:08:06,220 --> 02:08:08,860
and shit like how the fuck did he get a fucking smooth one?

2572
02:08:08,860 --> 02:08:11,620
Yeah well there's an edit too.

2573
02:08:11,620 --> 02:08:13,700
What if that shit down?

2574
02:08:13,700 --> 02:08:17,860
To clarify whenever I used to take it out it usually had poop on it and that was the

2575
02:08:17,860 --> 02:08:18,860
state my mom saw it in.

2576
02:08:18,860 --> 02:08:19,860
Yeah.

2577
02:08:19,860 --> 02:08:20,860
Yeah.

2578
02:08:20,860 --> 02:08:27,660
Then the first comment is I'm the one who decided to open Reddit today it's my fault

2579
02:08:27,660 --> 02:08:30,940
for saying it.

2580
02:08:30,940 --> 02:08:33,940
And now everybody else has to hear it too.

2581
02:08:33,940 --> 02:08:37,620
Next one is by I swear not a fetish.

2582
02:08:37,620 --> 02:08:39,100
So it's a fact.

2583
02:08:39,100 --> 02:08:42,580
About to get some wild fucking shit we're about to hear.

2584
02:08:42,580 --> 02:08:45,900
Well wild but I guess not the craziest you've ever heard from this.

2585
02:08:45,900 --> 02:08:51,540
Spurs and Pits I am currently in complete disbelief because I really never thought this

2586
02:08:51,540 --> 02:08:52,700
could happen to me.

2587
02:08:52,700 --> 02:08:59,340
I mean for one I never have wet dreams and two to have one during a 10 minute nap is

2588
02:08:59,340 --> 02:09:01,020
crazy in my opinion.

2589
02:09:01,020 --> 02:09:02,420
God dang.

2590
02:09:02,420 --> 02:09:04,060
So earlier today I got off work late.

2591
02:09:04,060 --> 02:09:05,860
Must have been touched by Afrodyte herself.

2592
02:09:05,860 --> 02:09:06,860
Yeah by who?

2593
02:09:06,860 --> 02:09:07,860
Yeah like he's like er er er er.

2594
02:09:07,860 --> 02:09:08,860
Fuck him.

2595
02:09:08,860 --> 02:09:15,820
You know you wake up from a child's course like that's amazing with his pleasurable version.

2596
02:09:15,820 --> 02:09:20,020
So earlier today I got off work late and then I had to run some errands grocery shop and

2597
02:09:20,020 --> 02:09:24,460
what not leaving me pretty tired with not much time to sleep let alone beat it.

2598
02:09:24,460 --> 02:09:25,460
In fact.

2599
02:09:25,460 --> 02:09:26,460
Beat it.

2600
02:09:26,460 --> 02:09:27,460
Beat it.

2601
02:09:27,460 --> 02:09:31,540
In fact that's kind of how things have gone from the gone for the last week.

2602
02:09:31,540 --> 02:09:37,020
So I slept for about 5 hours before coming into work and woke up exhausted.

2603
02:09:37,020 --> 02:09:38,020
This is going to be your story.

2604
02:09:38,020 --> 02:09:41,020
Wake up fucking tired as fuck.

2605
02:09:41,020 --> 02:09:44,900
For the moment I woke up I knew I was in for a tough time at the job.

2606
02:09:44,900 --> 02:09:49,140
I drank my coffee and energy drinks but really I was looking forward to my lunch break.

2607
02:09:49,140 --> 02:09:52,940
I knew at lunch I could sneak off to my car and grab a nap.

2608
02:09:52,940 --> 02:09:56,620
So at lunch I hop into my car throw a jacket over my head and lay there for 15 minutes

2609
02:09:56,620 --> 02:09:58,660
without a second sleep.

2610
02:09:58,660 --> 02:10:00,700
A second of sleep.

2611
02:10:00,700 --> 02:10:05,220
Now my mind turns to thinking into a pretty lady I know and some of her features and before

2612
02:10:05,220 --> 02:10:06,900
I know it I'm asleep.

2613
02:10:06,900 --> 02:10:08,860
I had myself a great dream.

2614
02:10:08,860 --> 02:10:13,580
Very restful sleep until I wake up to the sensation of me cumming my pants.

2615
02:10:13,580 --> 02:10:18,740
Well you just did the Zipper just fucking tears he said.

2616
02:10:18,740 --> 02:10:21,340
Truly horrifying because I wear black pants.

2617
02:10:21,340 --> 02:10:23,540
I wore black pants today.

2618
02:10:23,540 --> 02:10:27,860
So it was pretty obvious what happened at least in my opinion.

2619
02:10:27,860 --> 02:10:31,620
So I text my boss and let her know that I have to run home because of an emergency.

2620
02:10:31,620 --> 02:10:33,780
So I go home and change and come back.

2621
02:10:33,780 --> 02:10:34,780
C-U-M.

2622
02:10:34,780 --> 02:10:35,780
C-U-M.

2623
02:10:35,780 --> 02:10:36,780
Come.

2624
02:10:36,780 --> 02:10:37,780
Back.

2625
02:10:37,780 --> 02:10:40,700
A round trip taking about an hour.

2626
02:10:40,700 --> 02:10:43,020
For some reason I thought it was some acronym for something.

2627
02:10:43,020 --> 02:10:44,020
I wasn't even paying attention.

2628
02:10:44,020 --> 02:10:45,020
I just went by the way.

2629
02:10:45,020 --> 02:10:46,020
I think I'm fucking falling asleep too.

2630
02:10:46,020 --> 02:10:47,020
I just told you.

2631
02:10:47,020 --> 02:10:48,020
I wake up and I just.

2632
02:10:48,020 --> 02:10:49,020
What the fuck.

2633
02:10:49,020 --> 02:10:57,220
What if it's like a verbal trigger in men's brains.

2634
02:10:57,220 --> 02:11:01,540
So he had one and now there's a specific series of words he used.

2635
02:11:01,540 --> 02:11:03,140
Now pre-programmed in our brains.

2636
02:11:03,140 --> 02:11:04,140
Where everybody will.

2637
02:11:04,140 --> 02:11:06,140
Like every guy is just like oh what the fuck.

2638
02:11:06,140 --> 02:11:10,340
Anytime we take a nap we just fucking bust a nut.

2639
02:11:10,340 --> 02:11:12,660
So I go home and change and come back.

2640
02:11:12,660 --> 02:11:14,420
A round trip taking about an hour.

2641
02:11:14,420 --> 02:11:17,180
And return to an employee improvement plan.

2642
02:11:17,180 --> 02:11:19,380
I guess it took too long.

2643
02:11:19,380 --> 02:11:21,260
Employee improvement plan wow.

2644
02:11:21,260 --> 02:11:22,260
Yeah.

2645
02:11:22,260 --> 02:11:24,020
Because he took too long yeah.

2646
02:11:24,020 --> 02:11:26,060
Yeah because he busted a nut in his pants.

2647
02:11:26,060 --> 02:11:28,380
I don't want to just go I'm right back at the work.

2648
02:11:28,380 --> 02:11:30,780
So I had some you know it's a tartar sauce.

2649
02:11:30,780 --> 02:11:31,780
It's tartar sauce.

2650
02:11:31,780 --> 02:11:33,460
I ate fish in my car it's tartar sauce.

2651
02:11:33,460 --> 02:11:36,500
You have to come up with an excuse of some kind.

2652
02:11:36,500 --> 02:11:37,500
Hummus.

2653
02:11:37,500 --> 02:11:38,500
It just smells.

2654
02:11:38,500 --> 02:11:39,500
I just spilled hummus.

2655
02:11:39,500 --> 02:11:43,300
Plus he made it sound like he fucking dumped a fucking bucket load.

2656
02:11:43,300 --> 02:11:47,420
Like I'm pretty sure like a quick little probably just a little splatter.

2657
02:11:47,420 --> 02:11:50,340
Like he made it sound like he fucking just fucking let out a fucking.

2658
02:11:50,340 --> 02:11:51,340
He might have.

2659
02:11:51,340 --> 02:11:52,340
I don't know maybe he did.

2660
02:11:52,340 --> 02:11:53,340
Maybe it was a good dream who knows.

2661
02:11:53,340 --> 02:11:55,860
Maybe the shit was so powerful that shit just blew up.

2662
02:11:55,860 --> 02:11:58,420
I guess it was like back backage.

2663
02:11:58,420 --> 02:12:01,380
From all the other side because he was been too busy to do it at all.

2664
02:12:01,380 --> 02:12:02,380
Yeah.

2665
02:12:02,380 --> 02:12:05,940
So it wasn't like the fucking back age of like a backage.

2666
02:12:05,940 --> 02:12:09,900
The fucking nuts were just fucking all swollen up.

2667
02:12:09,900 --> 02:12:12,620
All right next one is by twinkle toes 171.

2668
02:12:12,620 --> 02:12:14,180
It's person puts.

2669
02:12:14,180 --> 02:12:19,300
So it's Labor Day which is basically a national holiday for doing absolutely nothing.

2670
02:12:19,300 --> 02:12:24,060
I woke up that morning feeling well rested and ready to tackle some serious couch time.

2671
02:12:24,060 --> 02:12:26,700
But as soon as I rolled out of bed I noticed a slight tweak in my neck.

2672
02:12:26,700 --> 02:12:28,180
No big deal right.

2673
02:12:28,180 --> 02:12:31,300
I figured it was just one of those things that would go away with time.

2674
02:12:31,300 --> 02:12:33,580
Like the questionable burrito I ate last week.

2675
02:12:33,580 --> 02:12:34,940
Spoiler alert it didn't.

2676
02:12:34,940 --> 02:12:40,340
I mean I woke up with it like where your neck is like kinked or whatever and throughout

2677
02:12:40,340 --> 02:12:42,660
the day it's like it just free sets itself.

2678
02:12:42,660 --> 02:12:43,660
Yeah.

2679
02:12:43,660 --> 02:12:47,740
Fast forward three days the pain levels turned taking a turn for the worse.

2680
02:12:47,740 --> 02:12:51,140
I finally decided I need to address this next situation.

2681
02:12:51,140 --> 02:12:54,020
I was optimistic as I walked into the urgent care thinking they'd probably just be like

2682
02:12:54,020 --> 02:12:56,340
just tell me to stretch a bit and send me on my way.

2683
02:12:56,340 --> 02:12:58,580
Instead I got you got AIDS.

2684
02:12:58,580 --> 02:12:59,580
What.

2685
02:12:59,580 --> 02:13:04,580
Instead after a quick examination of spinal X-ray the doctor drops the bomb.

2686
02:13:04,580 --> 02:13:07,100
Your C3 vertebrae has slipped.

2687
02:13:07,100 --> 02:13:08,940
Slip from fucking what.

2688
02:13:08,940 --> 02:13:10,180
From the fucking that way.

2689
02:13:10,180 --> 02:13:14,820
Cue the dramatic zoom in on my face as I mentally replay all my activities the day before the

2690
02:13:14,820 --> 02:13:16,260
pain started.

2691
02:13:16,260 --> 02:13:20,260
How did I cause a vertebrae to slip.

2692
02:13:20,260 --> 02:13:25,060
Being a like a confused stiff neck detective I'm just staring at the doctor while he's

2693
02:13:25,060 --> 02:13:26,060
explaining my options.

2694
02:13:26,060 --> 02:13:32,140
Don't ever twist your body while you sneeze that shit will fucking kill you.

2695
02:13:32,140 --> 02:13:34,780
You know when you're stretching you fucking sneeze all of a sudden in a weird angle your

2696
02:13:34,780 --> 02:13:37,500
fucking just body just like seizes.

2697
02:13:37,500 --> 02:13:40,460
Have you ever sneezed though so hard that your back just pops.

2698
02:13:40,460 --> 02:13:42,860
I sneeze so hard I've almost bruised a rib.

2699
02:13:42,860 --> 02:13:45,660
Remember when my back was killing me.

2700
02:13:45,660 --> 02:13:46,660
Yeah.

2701
02:13:46,660 --> 02:13:52,620
I was like if you sneeze and my body's like if you sneeze you're gonna fucking kill yourself.

2702
02:13:52,620 --> 02:13:54,380
All right.

2703
02:13:54,380 --> 02:13:55,380
See.

2704
02:13:55,380 --> 02:13:57,100
All right.

2705
02:13:57,100 --> 02:13:58,700
While he's explaining my options.

2706
02:13:58,700 --> 02:14:01,580
Steroid shots pain meds the whole nine years yards.

2707
02:14:01,580 --> 02:14:07,220
I barely registered the sounds around me as I start going down the what could I have what

2708
02:14:07,220 --> 02:14:10,140
could have caused this rabbit hole.

2709
02:14:10,140 --> 02:14:15,620
But I was so desperate for relief from the pain that I just said yes to it all.

2710
02:14:15,620 --> 02:14:18,340
Finally the doctor asks me with repeated urgency.

2711
02:14:18,340 --> 02:14:21,700
Can you think of anything unusual that might have happened the day before that could have

2712
02:14:21,700 --> 02:14:22,940
led to this.

2713
02:14:22,940 --> 02:14:28,860
At this point I'm racking my brain like I'm on a twisted episode of the price is right

2714
02:14:28,860 --> 02:14:35,860
and then it hit me or rather it slipped right into my mind a well timed a well aimed frisbee

2715
02:14:35,860 --> 02:14:39,300
that caught me totally off guard.

2716
02:14:39,300 --> 02:14:46,060
With realization surfacing I flashback to my earlier solo excitement sessions specifically

2717
02:14:46,060 --> 02:14:52,940
the epic stretch of a marathon two hour session fueled by an embarrassing mix of clitorature

2718
02:14:52,940 --> 02:14:54,660
and my go go gadget.

2719
02:14:54,660 --> 02:14:57,100
Joe Joy toy.

2720
02:14:57,100 --> 02:15:01,460
You see in my favorite quest for personal achievement I might have forgotten that my

2721
02:15:01,460 --> 02:15:07,660
body has limits and whenever I was getting spicy with my imagination I was also tensing

2722
02:15:07,660 --> 02:15:12,740
my neck with impossible fierceness that would have had people believing that I was she hawk

2723
02:15:12,740 --> 02:15:16,080
lifting the Empire State Building.

2724
02:15:16,080 --> 02:15:20,580
So here I am sitting in the urgent care feeling like a fool trying to figure out how to explain

2725
02:15:20,580 --> 02:15:28,120
to my mother whom I have been complaining to about my neck pain for days that I didn't

2726
02:15:28,120 --> 02:15:33,020
just injure myself but I literally slipped a vertebrae due to a hardcore self pleasure

2727
02:15:33,020 --> 02:15:34,020
session.

2728
02:15:34,020 --> 02:15:37,700
Yeah right like I'm taking this one to my grave.

2729
02:15:37,700 --> 02:15:42,060
I'm sure the doctor could see the wheels turning in my head I honestly have no idea I said

2730
02:15:42,060 --> 02:15:46,420
half laughing at the absurdity of it all but deep down I knew the truth I and the most

2731
02:15:46,420 --> 02:15:48,580
ironic sense of the phrase fucked up.

2732
02:15:48,580 --> 02:15:54,600
Moral of the story if you're going to engage in some heavy self love maybe take a break

2733
02:15:54,600 --> 02:15:56,700
and give yourself a stretch in between.

2734
02:15:56,700 --> 02:16:00,940
Keep it spicy folks but not so spicy that you end up in the urgent care not having to

2735
02:16:00,940 --> 02:16:05,260
dodge and explaining that vigorous activity caused your vertebrae to shift and remember

2736
02:16:05,260 --> 02:16:08,420
not every Labor Day needs to be the labor intensive.

2737
02:16:08,420 --> 02:16:10,700
Stay thirsty my friends.

2738
02:16:10,700 --> 02:16:15,440
It's kind of how it ended almost the same way.

2739
02:16:15,440 --> 02:16:21,360
Next one is by excellentad7332 this person puts.

2740
02:16:21,360 --> 02:16:29,200
About 13 months ago or so I underwent a sleeve gastrectomy which is where a surgeon cuts

2741
02:16:29,200 --> 02:16:32,300
out the majority of your stomach so that you can't eat a lot of food anymore.

2742
02:16:32,300 --> 02:16:35,380
That's for very obese people.

2743
02:16:35,380 --> 02:16:39,240
This is a pretty big surgery and they put you through a lot of tests before you're allowed

2744
02:16:39,240 --> 02:16:40,240
to have it.

2745
02:16:40,240 --> 02:16:49,520
Once these tests one of these tests is a gastroscopy yeah.

2746
02:16:49,520 --> 02:16:55,540
That's whenever they sedate you and put a camera down your throat to look at your stomach.

2747
02:16:55,540 --> 02:16:59,820
Or it's like a GI an upper GI thing yeah.

2748
02:16:59,820 --> 02:17:04,700
I was walking to the hospital whenever I realized that I had to maybe have a walk more you wouldn't

2749
02:17:04,700 --> 02:17:07,780
have to walk to the hospital.

2750
02:17:07,780 --> 02:17:10,140
It's true very true.

2751
02:17:10,140 --> 02:17:14,540
So I was walking to the hospital whenever I realized that I had to have a big and long

2752
02:17:14,540 --> 02:17:19,460
meeting with the toilet but that wasn't anything new since I always had the urge whenever I

2753
02:17:19,460 --> 02:17:20,820
got a bit nervous.

2754
02:17:20,820 --> 02:17:23,380
Happens before every job interview as well.

2755
02:17:23,380 --> 02:17:27,980
So I think yeah I can do this after the gastro gastroscopy.

2756
02:17:27,980 --> 02:17:31,540
I go to the room lay down then get sedated.

2757
02:17:31,540 --> 02:17:37,240
An instant later to me I wake up and was ushered into the wake up room since my gastroscopy

2758
02:17:37,240 --> 02:17:39,340
was over and they found no issues.

2759
02:17:39,340 --> 02:17:42,860
I sat down in the wake up room and waited.

2760
02:17:42,860 --> 02:17:45,740
That's whenever I feel my behind was very wet and muddy.

2761
02:17:45,740 --> 02:17:49,500
Wait he shits himself some more?

2762
02:17:49,500 --> 02:17:51,980
He shit himself while he was under.

2763
02:17:51,980 --> 02:17:53,100
Yeah.

2764
02:17:53,100 --> 02:18:00,860
An instant later oh sorry if we rate the consistency on a scale of one to five which one is a stone

2765
02:18:00,860 --> 02:18:03,780
and five is pure water.

2766
02:18:03,780 --> 02:18:08,020
I would rate it a two and a half.

2767
02:18:08,020 --> 02:18:10,060
Imagine mashed potatoes.

2768
02:18:10,060 --> 02:18:11,060
That's more like a three.

2769
02:18:11,060 --> 02:18:15,340
Mashed potatoes is not solid at all unless you have like full fucking potatoes still

2770
02:18:15,340 --> 02:18:16,340
in there.

2771
02:18:16,340 --> 02:18:20,780
Naturally I quickly jumped over my seat and lo and behold my pants even left a wet stain

2772
02:18:20,780 --> 02:18:21,780
on the chair.

2773
02:18:21,780 --> 02:18:22,780
Jesus man.

2774
02:18:22,780 --> 02:18:24,180
In the end I walked to the nurse.

2775
02:18:24,180 --> 02:18:25,620
Didn't the doctors notice?

2776
02:18:25,620 --> 02:18:26,620
Apparently not.

2777
02:18:26,620 --> 02:18:29,620
They just laid out on his back I guess.

2778
02:18:29,620 --> 02:18:32,940
In the end I walked to the nurse told her what happened and asked her where the toilet

2779
02:18:32,940 --> 02:18:33,940
was.

2780
02:18:33,940 --> 02:18:34,940
I fucking shitted myself.

2781
02:18:34,940 --> 02:18:38,220
The nurse looked very weirdly at me and directed me to the toilet.

2782
02:18:38,220 --> 02:18:41,820
How come while you're a nurse you've seen this shit all the time?

2783
02:18:41,820 --> 02:18:45,500
I cleaned everything up as well as I could and went home.

2784
02:18:45,500 --> 02:18:48,340
So he sat in mashed potato consistency shit.

2785
02:18:48,340 --> 02:18:52,740
Mashed potatoes is more like a thing I swear it's more of a three.

2786
02:18:52,740 --> 02:18:56,460
Maybe like fucking a stone red would be like a pine cone.

2787
02:18:56,460 --> 02:19:02,420
Then two would be like a smooth stone and then three would be like mashed potatoes.

2788
02:19:02,420 --> 02:19:06,260
Four would be a fucking like a soup with like rice in it.

2789
02:19:06,260 --> 02:19:08,020
So what's a five then?

2790
02:19:08,020 --> 02:19:10,340
Five is a fucking puddle.

2791
02:19:10,340 --> 02:19:14,120
Like you know that nasty water you see on the fucking side of the road after a heavy

2792
02:19:14,120 --> 02:19:15,120
rain the next day?

2793
02:19:15,120 --> 02:19:16,120
Yeah.

2794
02:19:16,120 --> 02:19:17,120
So he did that.

2795
02:19:17,120 --> 02:19:18,120
He's fucking straight fucking water.

2796
02:19:18,120 --> 02:19:20,980
So what the four stone has chunks?

2797
02:19:20,980 --> 02:19:21,980
What?

2798
02:19:21,980 --> 02:19:25,340
Four stone has chunks in it and five is just pure fucking liquid.

2799
02:19:25,340 --> 02:19:29,100
I think that's a good description there.

2800
02:19:29,100 --> 02:19:33,820
See exactly so it would be a three because it's still kind of solid but it's not too

2801
02:19:33,820 --> 02:19:34,820
solid.

2802
02:19:34,820 --> 02:19:35,820
Yeah.

2803
02:19:35,820 --> 02:19:39,500
And two is like you know still like one is a fucking rough pass.

2804
02:19:39,500 --> 02:19:43,380
Like just pure fucking dry fucking logs.

2805
02:19:43,380 --> 02:19:45,500
Fucking fire would be running through your asshole.

2806
02:19:45,500 --> 02:19:48,700
So two and a half should technically be a perfect shit.

2807
02:19:48,700 --> 02:19:49,700
Yes.

2808
02:19:49,700 --> 02:19:51,700
You don't want it too hard or you don't want it too wet.

2809
02:19:51,700 --> 02:19:52,700
Yeah.

2810
02:19:52,700 --> 02:19:53,700
You need the perfect moisture.

2811
02:19:53,700 --> 02:19:58,100
But if it's too if it's too fucking wet you'll get hemorrhoids or you'll get anal fissures.

2812
02:19:58,100 --> 02:20:00,780
If it's too hard you'll get anal fissures.

2813
02:20:00,780 --> 02:20:06,140
But that perfect fucking the mix of wet and dry like like dog food that perfect wet and

2814
02:20:06,140 --> 02:20:07,140
dry.

2815
02:20:07,140 --> 02:20:11,420
Tiger II I guess we want your shit to be.

2816
02:20:11,420 --> 02:20:13,420
So that way you don't destroy your hole.

2817
02:20:13,420 --> 02:20:14,420
Exactly.

2818
02:20:14,420 --> 02:20:18,620
All right and last one for today is by depth 187 187.

2819
02:20:18,620 --> 02:20:27,540
This person puts I work as a prep cook for a southern based seafood restaurant in northwest

2820
02:20:27,540 --> 02:20:31,100
Louisiana and we do brunch on Saturday and Sunday mornings.

2821
02:20:31,100 --> 02:20:37,180
I make three sheet trays of bacon but I place raised grills on them so the bacon is crispy.

2822
02:20:37,180 --> 02:20:38,460
Smart.

2823
02:20:38,460 --> 02:20:42,580
Well my screw up occurred whenever I got the last tray out and turned to put it on the

2824
02:20:42,580 --> 02:20:43,580
table.

2825
02:20:43,580 --> 02:20:47,260
Due to the raised grill the bacon grease splashed off the tray and onto my left arm.

2826
02:20:47,260 --> 02:20:48,260
Ouch.

2827
02:20:48,260 --> 02:20:49,260
It hurt.

2828
02:20:49,260 --> 02:20:54,620
So I dropped the tray and ran water over the spot but after my supervisor saw what happened

2829
02:20:54,620 --> 02:20:56,740
he immediately said to go to the emergency room.

2830
02:20:56,740 --> 02:20:58,180
Eat the hell out of me.

2831
02:20:58,180 --> 02:21:01,660
I'm currently in the emergency room getting painkillers and burn cream.

2832
02:21:01,660 --> 02:21:03,900
Probably going to be off a couple of days to recover.

2833
02:21:03,900 --> 02:21:06,860
The weird part is it smells like bacon in here.

2834
02:21:06,860 --> 02:21:09,260
I might have flash fried my arm.

2835
02:21:09,260 --> 02:21:14,740
I have pigs if the sub will let me post but it's already blistered and popped so it's

2836
02:21:14,740 --> 02:21:15,740
pretty gross.

2837
02:21:15,740 --> 02:21:17,060
Also fuck brunch.

2838
02:21:17,060 --> 02:21:19,260
Jesus man he burned that quick?

2839
02:21:19,260 --> 02:21:20,260
Yeah.

2840
02:21:20,260 --> 02:21:21,620
That'd be like just a quick little burn you know.

2841
02:21:21,620 --> 02:21:23,420
No he poured grease.

2842
02:21:23,420 --> 02:21:24,780
Oh it fell on this okay.

2843
02:21:24,780 --> 02:21:25,780
Yeah it's not.

2844
02:21:25,780 --> 02:21:28,540
It like splashed a little bit like when you fucking cook some shit on you.

2845
02:21:28,540 --> 02:21:29,540
No it's just.

2846
02:21:29,540 --> 02:21:30,900
You gotta back up a little bit.

2847
02:21:30,900 --> 02:21:34,380
He says the grease splashed off of the tray but I'm assuming it was probably.

2848
02:21:34,380 --> 02:21:36,500
It must have been a good chunk of it.

2849
02:21:36,500 --> 02:21:38,500
Yeah like a good pour.

2850
02:21:38,500 --> 02:21:39,500
Yeah ouch.

2851
02:21:39,500 --> 02:21:42,220
It's like he flash fried your arm.

2852
02:21:42,220 --> 02:21:43,220
Yeah.

2853
02:21:43,220 --> 02:21:48,700
There was one time where I think I told the story before where I had the water on that

2854
02:21:48,700 --> 02:21:55,820
hot tube for too long and I went to go wash my hands and it was like why is this cold

2855
02:21:55,820 --> 02:21:56,820
but like not cold.

2856
02:21:56,820 --> 02:21:57,820
Yeah.

2857
02:21:57,820 --> 02:22:00,340
And I was like oh yeah I'm burning my fucking hands.

2858
02:22:00,340 --> 02:22:01,340
That's how hot it was.

2859
02:22:01,340 --> 02:22:02,340
Yeah.

2860
02:22:02,340 --> 02:22:03,340
And it didn't register as hot at first.

2861
02:22:03,340 --> 02:22:04,340
It registered as cold.

2862
02:22:04,340 --> 02:22:07,060
Yeah and I was like wow what is wrong with this water.

2863
02:22:07,060 --> 02:22:10,580
It's almost the same like the opposite can be true too where you can get something so

2864
02:22:10,580 --> 02:22:12,380
cold it feels like it's burning.

2865
02:22:12,380 --> 02:22:13,380
Yeah.

2866
02:22:13,380 --> 02:22:17,420
So yeah your mind plays like when your mind is like what the fuck is this.

2867
02:22:17,420 --> 02:22:18,420
I don't understand.

2868
02:22:18,420 --> 02:22:21,420
Yeah I could definitely see that.

2869
02:22:21,420 --> 02:22:22,420
Fucking limbo.

2870
02:22:22,420 --> 02:22:27,860
And then like then like then like it finally like like I guess it like stunted my fucking

2871
02:22:27,860 --> 02:22:31,580
nervous system because it took a second like then when I reached my brain I was like this

2872
02:22:31,580 --> 02:22:36,020
is fucking hot and not hot hot this is fucking boiling hot.

2873
02:22:36,020 --> 02:22:38,420
Did it leave any kind of blisters or anything.

2874
02:22:38,420 --> 02:22:40,460
No I moved my hand too quick.

2875
02:22:40,460 --> 02:22:41,500
The mad shit fucking hot.

2876
02:22:41,500 --> 02:22:42,500
Just enough.

2877
02:22:42,500 --> 02:22:43,500
Yeah I didn't have any problem.

2878
02:22:43,500 --> 02:22:45,380
Probably left a red mark though at least.

2879
02:22:45,380 --> 02:22:46,580
Yeah that was fucking bright red.

2880
02:22:46,580 --> 02:22:52,940
I'm like damn that fucking hurt.

2881
02:22:52,940 --> 02:22:55,660
And Reddit they post some stupid shit.

2882
02:22:55,660 --> 02:22:56,660
Reddit Reddit.

2883
02:22:56,660 --> 02:22:59,540
You sit and mash potatoes.

2884
02:22:59,540 --> 02:23:04,700
You teach your cat to be a spoiled child even more than what it already is.

2885
02:23:04,700 --> 02:23:06,300
Because cats are little fuckers as it is.

2886
02:23:06,300 --> 02:23:11,100
You find out about Lego pieces and their ability to transform into anything.

2887
02:23:11,100 --> 02:23:14,860
You can make anything your imagination can come up with.

2888
02:23:14,860 --> 02:23:17,780
Their motto of build your imagination is.

2889
02:23:17,780 --> 02:23:18,780
Oh I sure will.

2890
02:23:18,780 --> 02:23:25,700
And next you're gonna see a Lego blow up doll.

2891
02:23:25,700 --> 02:23:28,180
Just cut yourself all of them.

2892
02:23:28,180 --> 02:23:32,900
They probably put like a fucking like actual like flesh light in the middle though.

2893
02:23:32,900 --> 02:23:34,260
I don't know.

2894
02:23:34,260 --> 02:23:35,860
So it would lock in place.

2895
02:23:35,860 --> 02:23:40,820
It would lock in place.

2896
02:23:40,820 --> 02:23:42,100
Don't put it past some of these people.

2897
02:23:42,100 --> 02:23:43,100
They'll build anything.

2898
02:23:43,100 --> 02:23:46,100
If you build it I'll fuck it.

2899
02:23:46,100 --> 02:23:53,300
That should be the new scientist motto.

2900
02:23:53,300 --> 02:23:55,180
If we can build it we can fuck it.

2901
02:23:55,180 --> 02:24:00,580
That would be fucking insane.

2902
02:24:00,580 --> 02:24:01,580
We'll build it.

2903
02:24:01,580 --> 02:24:05,660
Would you fuck it though?

2904
02:24:05,660 --> 02:24:07,140
Anything else to add before we head out tonight?

2905
02:24:07,140 --> 02:24:08,940
No I guess I'm good.

2906
02:24:08,940 --> 02:24:09,940
Cool.

2907
02:24:09,940 --> 02:24:13,580
Time to hit the hay.

2908
02:24:13,580 --> 02:24:19,380
Again sorry guys for the couple of weeks that we've taken off but we're back now.

2909
02:24:19,380 --> 02:24:21,620
We're back and we're better than ever.

2910
02:24:21,620 --> 02:24:25,580
We're sorry if you didn't mess us.

2911
02:24:25,580 --> 02:24:29,780
If you didn't mess us guess who's back.

2912
02:24:29,780 --> 02:24:32,340
Your worst nightmare.

2913
02:24:32,340 --> 02:24:40,700
Alright well with that we will see you guys on the next one.