1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,040 Hello and welcome back to the podcast. 2 00:00:13,040 --> 00:00:14,040 I'm Michael. 3 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:15,040 I'm Noe. 4 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:16,040 I'm fully awake. 5 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:18,240 We are the Knights of Entertainment podcast covering your favorite and unknown movies, 6 00:00:18,240 --> 00:00:20,360 games, comic books, anime, and more weekly. 7 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:22,320 We appreciate you being here and hope you enjoy the show. 8 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:23,320 Let's go ahead and get started. 9 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:24,320 All right. 10 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:28,000 So we're going to do a quick little review of a movie I watched earlier a couple of weeks 11 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,000 ago. 12 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:33,400 I watched a movie earlier called The Breed, which starred Michelle Rodriguez. 13 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:37,640 And the only reason I watched it was because on the screenshot or the thumbnail or whatever 14 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:42,960 it is that's on streaming services before you like, when you click on it, when you like 15 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:47,600 zoom over a movie, there's like a whole screen of like the actual movie and like the description 16 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:48,600 and everything. 17 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:53,000 The only reason I watched it was because Michelle Rodriguez was in a bikini and I'm like, I'm 18 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,000 sold. 19 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,760 I'll be there right now. 20 00:00:55,760 --> 00:01:02,240 So I came out like 2006 and I just like, instead of trying to be like a mysterious storyteller, 21 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:08,000 I just, I just tell you with the whole thing off the bat spoilers 2006 movie. 22 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:12,520 Basically these rich kids, it's two rich brothers. 23 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:16,520 The older brother, the younger brother, the younger brother's girlfriend, Michelle Rodriguez, 24 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:21,840 their longtime female friend and their college friend are all going to spring break or some 25 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:25,280 sort of vacation after for college. 26 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:29,000 And they're, they're all taking the plane to the, there's their, the risk guys, uncle's 27 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:32,000 cabin on a private Island. 28 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:36,080 And on this Island, I don't know if the uncle sold some of it to the military, but the army 29 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:39,040 had a military base there where they trained attack dogs. 30 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:42,800 Sorry, I had to sneeze. 31 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:46,360 But I killed half of the stuff over here. 32 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:47,360 I can't put my nose. 33 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:51,400 I only put my, I see some put their shirt over their nose when they sneeze. 34 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:53,800 Oh, you nasty mother. 35 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:55,560 It's not all in the shirt. 36 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:56,560 Yeah. 37 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:59,280 I didn't have a towel or a tissue either. 38 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:00,980 So no, it was too late now. 39 00:02:00,980 --> 00:02:06,280 It's all over the fucking ozone by points to hole in reality. 40 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:10,640 So they're training attack dogs and they're also like genetically experimenting on them 41 00:02:10,640 --> 00:02:12,420 to make them more intelligent. 42 00:02:12,420 --> 00:02:17,400 And so they get there, they're having a nice little party. 43 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:19,000 The older brother is really good archer. 44 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:22,160 Like they want to show off that he's a good archer with a bow and arrow. 45 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:25,120 So yeah, I'm like I'm amazed he let me hit this fucking a dead shot. 46 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:28,040 Like the centers every time. 47 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:31,040 And then eventually the dogs attack them. 48 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:35,080 And how do I explain this fucking movie? 49 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:37,100 So it makes sense. 50 00:02:37,100 --> 00:02:42,840 So earlier in the movie, there was a cold open between a boyfriend and a girlfriend. 51 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:46,080 They're on a boat and they're just having fun and they see the Island and they docked 52 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:48,960 there cause they want to explore. 53 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:53,200 While the boyfriend is tethering the boat to the dock, the girlfriend goes out and gets 54 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:54,200 just killed. 55 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:56,920 Like it's one of those like mystery kills where like something attacks them. 56 00:02:56,920 --> 00:02:58,720 You don't know what it is. 57 00:02:58,720 --> 00:02:59,720 She dies. 58 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:05,360 The roll credits movie starts and they get there on the plane and they're having fun. 59 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:07,280 And then the dogs start attacking them. 60 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:12,920 And the boyfriend from earlier is just covered in blood and he bumps into the guys cause Michelle 61 00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:16,640 Rodriguez and the other girl were swimming by the dock. 62 00:03:16,640 --> 00:03:21,640 And the three guys went out to explore and he's just fucking like enough blood that he 63 00:03:21,640 --> 00:03:22,640 should be dead. 64 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:24,640 And he's like, they don't want you here. 65 00:03:24,640 --> 00:03:28,720 Like who doesn't want to hear the dogs, the dogs. 66 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:34,040 And that does a plot point there because okay, you had a boat and you never left. 67 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:36,960 So are the dogs keeping you from leaving? 68 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:38,440 You just said the dogs don't want you there. 69 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:40,160 So they wouldn't let you leave. 70 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:43,640 So it brought up a plot point to me anyway. 71 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,440 So that the dogs kill the guy. 72 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:48,400 He was basically just fucking filler to give them exposition. 73 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:50,200 Like the dogs, they don't want you here. 74 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:52,200 Then they fucking dogs maul them to death. 75 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:54,440 The dogs started attacking everybody. 76 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:57,320 And so they try to skip to the boat, but there's too many dogs there. 77 00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:00,920 So they go back to the cabin and they're all trying to get inside and the dogs are fucking 78 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:02,880 swarming the hell out of them. 79 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:08,240 And the older brother, he gets a fucking, cause they're all running up the stairs and 80 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:10,880 Michelle Rodriguez gets her leg captured by one of the dogs. 81 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:16,480 Like grabbed by like the, her little, not her full leg, her leg, but like the, the pants 82 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:17,600 sleeve. 83 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:19,640 And so the older brother's like, I got this. 84 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:21,060 He fucking pulls his bow out. 85 00:04:21,060 --> 00:04:25,620 He pulls his arrow and it does the, the movie does this fucking one 80. 86 00:04:25,620 --> 00:04:28,680 It has the camera on the guy facing us. 87 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:31,640 Like he's pointing the arrow at us. 88 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:34,120 It spins on all the way. 89 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:36,960 Like it doesn't cut all it spins all the way behind him. 90 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:38,220 So now we're behind him, right? 91 00:04:38,220 --> 00:04:40,040 For this like awesome action shot. 92 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:45,140 He shoots the arrow and it's like, oh yeah, the dog's like a drip in her pants leg. 93 00:04:45,140 --> 00:04:46,520 And then the fucking arrow misses. 94 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:48,600 It goes to where Michelle Rodriguez leg. 95 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:53,080 I'm like, wow, you're a fucking phenomenal shot. 96 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:58,040 Here's the weird part that sometimes you don't realize what it looks like in a movie, but 97 00:04:58,040 --> 00:05:03,840 you can, the way you interpret things or the way they try to portray something, it makes 98 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:08,520 it seem like because the guy shoots the bow, the arrow, it hits Michelle Rodriguez. 99 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:10,120 He put it, so he's in slow motion. 100 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:12,440 He's like, he puts the bow, the bow down. 101 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:13,680 He looks the dog dead in the eyes. 102 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:17,280 The dog looks back at him like they're fucking bitter rivals and they're going to have a 103 00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:19,480 fucking showdown later in the movie. 104 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:21,100 That's a hundred percent what it looks like. 105 00:05:21,100 --> 00:05:24,000 Like it, like if they could talk to like, uh, the dogs that you missed and the guys 106 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,240 like, yeah, I won't, I won't next time. 107 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:29,740 That's that's that's how they portrayed it, which I'm pretty sure they were not planning 108 00:05:29,740 --> 00:05:32,920 that this dog was the fucking alpha leader of the fucking pack. 109 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:34,520 And it's like, you miss human. 110 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:37,120 It's like next time I won't dog. 111 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:40,800 And by the way, he never has a fucking reaction of him shooting Michelle Rodriguez, but he 112 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:42,120 just has this bad ass there. 113 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:44,560 Like, yeah, I did that shit. 114 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:45,560 During that scene, right? 115 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:46,560 Yeah. 116 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:49,720 During that little sequence, they get back to the, uh, the cabin. 117 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:51,480 Michelle Rodriguez is all fucked up. 118 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:54,640 Uh, her boyfriend's a vet, so he's not even a doctor doctor. 119 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:57,320 And he's like, I gotta, I gotta take this arrow out. 120 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:58,960 So she, he tried to pass her up. 121 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:02,820 Uh, I don't even remember the boyfriend, the, the brother, cause the brother used to date 122 00:06:02,820 --> 00:06:03,820 Michelle Rodriguez. 123 00:06:03,820 --> 00:06:07,280 And then I guess the younger brother snatched her away. 124 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:10,720 So they're, they never fully get in, they didn't know. 125 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:12,880 They never like get into it about it. 126 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:15,320 Like it's never like a, like a contention point. 127 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:18,400 It's like they, like they have a little argument, him and the brother one time and that's it. 128 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:22,840 Like, it's not like you stole her from me or like, you know, blah, blah, blah. 129 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:27,000 And uh, so they're all fucked up or she's fucked up. 130 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:30,640 The brother's like, damn, I shot you my bad. 131 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,480 Next time I will miss that dog though. 132 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:37,760 Uh, so they, they fix her up and they're all freaking out cause they can't escape. 133 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:42,200 And uh, the black guy, there's like, that's the, that's the older, the older friend, I 134 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:46,960 just called the black guy, not to be racist, but he's like, it's a two of the older brothers 135 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:47,960 are white. 136 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:51,720 Uh, the, the, their old school friend is a white, the girl, and then Michelle Rodriguez 137 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:55,640 is Hispanic and then he's the black guy, I guess for diversity. 138 00:06:55,640 --> 00:07:00,840 And so, uh, uh, he has, he does this moment where they're all panicking, right? 139 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:02,240 Where he tries to bring them together. 140 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:03,960 He tried to give them the speech, right? 141 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:07,500 And it reminded me of the scene from the deep blue sea. 142 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:11,280 If everyone remembers the scene, Samuel L. Jackson, you know, the scene. 143 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:12,280 Yeah. 144 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:15,720 And I'm like, like, is this man about to get fucking devoured? 145 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:17,360 Some dogs and no shit. 146 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:21,560 When I thought that this dog bust through the window with it's bronze, motherfuck. 147 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:24,120 So bronze, but it doesn't kill them. 148 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:25,520 They end up killing the dog. 149 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:26,520 Yeah. 150 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:27,520 But I was like, oh no. 151 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:28,520 You see the comedy. 152 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:34,480 There's a bronze, motherfuck. 153 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:36,120 So they kill the dog. 154 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:39,280 They start boarding up the whole place and they're like, well, now we're screwed because 155 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:40,560 we're trapped here. 156 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:45,520 And these dogs are like actually really smart because earlier when they tried to escape, 157 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:47,440 they tried to get a little bit later. 158 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:51,280 I don't know if it was after this or before this, but at one point they're like, well, 159 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:53,100 the boat's still out there, so we'll be fine. 160 00:07:53,100 --> 00:07:56,280 And then like the minute they cut to the boat, the boat's drifting away. 161 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:59,640 Not the boat, but the ship, the plane, because they came out on one of those seaplanes. 162 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:02,240 So they're like, well, at least the plane's still out there, so we're good. 163 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:03,520 We'll just wait till the dogs leave. 164 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:06,200 They look out the window, the fucking plane's floating away down the river. 165 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:07,400 I'm like, oh. 166 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:08,440 And they're like, oh fuck. 167 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:12,640 So they try to go get it because there's no dogs in the vicinity. 168 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:16,840 And I'm starting to think that the dogs were trying to lure in the one that can fly the 169 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:18,880 plane so they could kill that one first. 170 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:23,200 So then they had no real escape because the older brother is the pilot. 171 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:27,400 He dives in, goes after the plane, and when he gets close to the plane, these two fucking 172 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:30,320 dogs up on the wing pop out like, surprise, motherfucker. 173 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:31,320 We laid a trap on you. 174 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:32,640 And they fucking dive into the water. 175 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:36,360 And this is the scariest shit because like dogs diving in the water, like, you know, 176 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:37,360 dogs are fast. 177 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:38,360 Yeah. 178 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:39,360 So they dive in the water and like, get this motherfucker. 179 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:41,720 And they're like, oh my God. 180 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:44,680 The brother fucking hauls ass back to the shore. 181 00:08:44,680 --> 00:08:48,100 So it was a pretty ingenious plan. 182 00:08:48,100 --> 00:08:49,280 They waited on the dock. 183 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:53,840 They cut the rope to tether the ship to the dock and they hid behind the wing until he 184 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:54,840 popped out. 185 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:57,120 They just fucking, guess what? 186 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,120 Guess what? 187 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:02,380 These two big ass fucking German shepherds. 188 00:09:02,380 --> 00:09:09,120 And so early in the movie, they're a female friend, Michelle's friend, the platonic friend, 189 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:10,120 I guess. 190 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:13,440 She gets bitten by one of the dogs and she starts having like dog powers. 191 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:15,440 Yeah, it's the weirdest thing. 192 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:17,960 Like, she can like, I can sense what they're thinking now. 193 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:20,040 And I'm like, what? 194 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:22,720 Like she gets, like they attack her, right? 195 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:27,720 And it's almost like she starts genetically identifying with them. 196 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:31,200 Like the dogs are like starting to acknowledge her as part of the pack or something at one 197 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:35,200 point because she sacrifices herself for the whole group, right? 198 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:39,760 I'm holding this dog in place with my telekinetic powers is what it seemed like to me because 199 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:42,440 her and the dog were having to stare off. 200 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:46,240 And when she broke contact, like eye contact with the dog, the dog mauled her to death. 201 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:48,240 And I'm like, what? 202 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:53,120 So these dogs bite you and now you gain a bit of their, that's what I'm thinking, like 203 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:54,120 you gain what? 204 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:55,120 Yeah. 205 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:56,120 What? 206 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:57,120 Do you become a fucking werewolf? 207 00:09:57,120 --> 00:09:58,880 Because the two brothers get bitten too. 208 00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:01,360 And they start having the same thing with the dog, that is mental link. 209 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:04,160 Where like the dog's like, are these becoming our allies? 210 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:06,480 And the humans are like, I'm starting to feel like a dog. 211 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:08,480 I'm like, what? 212 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:10,920 What? 213 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:16,840 So the movie ends with the two brothers and then Michelle Rodriguez are the only survivors. 214 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:18,640 And they realize that they find that there's a boat. 215 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:19,640 It's the boat from earlier. 216 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:22,920 It's still tethered to the dog at the other side of the island. 217 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:27,680 So after they go to the military base and they try to use a radar that didn't work, 218 00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:31,320 they just dip, go to the boat, roll credits. 219 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:35,440 And the movie just had to have one of those endings where they open this part of this 220 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:39,520 cabinet in the boat and this fucking dog pops out and then it fades to black. 221 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:42,680 I'm like, well, kind of like they did with Michael Myers all the time. 222 00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:43,680 Yeah. 223 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:44,680 Just fucking pops out of nowhere. 224 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:46,680 I hope that they can make a sequel. 225 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:47,680 Yeah. 226 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:49,240 But no. 227 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:52,000 That movie was random as hell. 228 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:58,120 The angle of them getting bitten by dogs and then gaining their genetic likeness or like 229 00:10:58,120 --> 00:11:00,280 they bit them so the dogs imprinted onto them. 230 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:02,240 So they thought they were part of the pack. 231 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:05,400 I'm like, it never explained what the fuck they were talking about. 232 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:06,400 Right. 233 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:07,400 It was so weird. 234 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:12,120 Michelle was like, what the fuck are you guys talking about? 235 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:15,080 She was the audience voice of like, what the fuck are you talking about? 236 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:16,360 That's what they should have done. 237 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:20,200 Plus it also showed me that if you're not careful with how you portray something on 238 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:23,080 film, they're going to think that that's what you were trying to do. 239 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:26,520 So him having that face off with the dog made it seem like him and that dog were going to 240 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:31,720 be the ones that were going to fit on the rooftop of fucking Gotham Plaza in their fucking 241 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:33,080 bat suit. 242 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:35,960 And I'm like, you guys just made it seem like rivals. 243 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:36,960 Yeah. 244 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:37,960 That's what I saw in the movie. 245 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:38,960 And that was just a random dog. 246 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:42,800 And that dog, like they probably killed that dog earlier or later in the movie. 247 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:43,800 They're not even noticing. 248 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:44,800 Yeah. 249 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:47,000 And that dog, like, like if they wanted to distinguish a dog, they could have like a 250 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,680 scar over its eye or like one eye closed. 251 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:50,680 Right. 252 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:53,640 Or make it like the actual pack leader, like the really mischievous dog that keeps fucking 253 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:54,640 with them. 254 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:55,640 They won't die. 255 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:58,680 Or you can always have it like, like even when you first meet it, it has a unique first 256 00:11:58,680 --> 00:12:01,120 light design to it or something like that. 257 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:04,080 Let you know, like every time you try to kill this dog, it's the one that survives. 258 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:05,080 Yeah. 259 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:08,720 And then him and the brother, him and the older brother have a showdown, like on the 260 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:09,720 boat or something. 261 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:12,680 Like, you know, like the younger brother goes with Michelle. 262 00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:14,960 They go to one side of the boat to rest. 263 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:16,680 The older brother's like, all right, I'm gonna look around real quick. 264 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:20,760 Or like they go up to like the little steering wheel and they're, you know, him and her are 265 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:21,760 chilling, right? 266 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:22,760 Yeah. 267 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:25,560 The older brother goes down and like the dog comes out, I found you, bro. 268 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:26,640 He's got the bow again. 269 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:28,520 Like the dog's got the bow now. 270 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:31,280 Look at the tables, it's turned. 271 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:33,240 He's got the bow and arrow. 272 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:38,000 He's got the crossbow on his back. 273 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,000 The tables are turned. 274 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:43,360 They have like some battle at the, like at the bottom, like in the, like the, I guess 275 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:46,000 it's like not underwater, but like the lower levels of the boat. 276 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,000 Below deck. 277 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,240 You know, that Michelle and the older brother, the younger brother can't hear. 278 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:53,120 He comes out like, and then they hear at the end, like what happened? 279 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,120 Like I finished it. 280 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:56,160 Like he stabs a knife in the table. 281 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:57,760 I'm like, what the? 282 00:12:57,760 --> 00:12:59,240 The bow just starts sinking. 283 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:00,240 Yeah. 284 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:03,240 Like he killed the dog, right? 285 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,240 The dog's like, guess what? 286 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:05,240 I got C4 on my chest. 287 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:06,240 He can blow this. 288 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:08,760 That would be priceless. 289 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:12,040 There's also a weird scene that made no fucking sense. 290 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:15,800 The black guy, cause it's late at night and they can't escape so that the whole house 291 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:18,640 is boarded up, but they need to rest. 292 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:20,720 He's drinking cause he's got nothing else to do. 293 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:25,680 He goes downstairs to the, the basement and there's this fucking little puppet show, like 294 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,960 stage in the basement, right? 295 00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:32,600 And there's a black puppet and it's got a noose around his neck and it's hanging on 296 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:33,600 the stage. 297 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:38,200 And I'm like, are the dogs racist? 298 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:39,200 That's what I kept thinking. 299 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:40,680 Like who hung this up there? 300 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:41,840 It never explained it. 301 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:44,000 It's like, is the uncle a racist old man? 302 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:47,960 Cause like, it's just, it's like the most stereotypical racist portrayal of a black 303 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:48,960 person. 304 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,960 Like big lips, the puppet, right? 305 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,320 And it's just hanging from a noose. 306 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:57,680 And I'm like, I fucking went back to right to relook it. 307 00:13:57,680 --> 00:13:59,200 Like this is what I'm actually seeing. 308 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:02,240 Like, yes, it's a fucking black puppet hanging from a noose. 309 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:04,880 And I'm like, and then the dog kills the guy. 310 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:07,960 So I guess the dog would did like, I've got you now. 311 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:10,920 It's like, this is what's going to happen to you. 312 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:13,200 I was like, I couldn't, I didn't understand the scene at all. 313 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,200 Yeah. 314 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:16,800 The dogs fucking use a psychological warfare. 315 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:17,800 That's probably what it would be. 316 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:18,800 Yeah. 317 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:20,960 I'm like, I'm like, they was so random. 318 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:22,320 That is very random though. 319 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:26,400 It makes me want to make sure that I, the scripts that I write are logically sound. 320 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:28,480 That's what overthinkers are probably really good at writing. 321 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:29,480 Yeah. 322 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:32,280 Also really bad at writing because they never fucking, you know, right. 323 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:33,920 There's always another angle to fix. 324 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:34,920 Right. 325 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:40,760 But it was just a weird, like the news, the whole dog thing imprinting from who get attacked 326 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:41,760 by them. 327 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:42,760 Yeah. 328 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:46,760 But it was a fun movie to watch while it was, it's one of those like, you'll watch it once 329 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,680 and like, well, time to move on. 330 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:51,600 It wasn't like a fucking groundbreaking, groundbreaking masterpiece. 331 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,200 You wouldn't watch it three more times. 332 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:56,320 For Michelle Rodriguez, I watch it four more times. 333 00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:58,720 Of course you would. 334 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:01,400 You're having this dog have a showdown. 335 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,760 They just got that death stare towards each other. 336 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:08,680 Those sequels, like the dog had the dog's kids and then his kids show back. 337 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:09,680 The puppies. 338 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:11,760 A family rivalry. 339 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:13,960 The fourth generation puppies to his one kid. 340 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:14,960 Yeah, basically. 341 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:17,960 It's like, Dan, why are we coming back to this? 342 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,960 Like he brings, he goes back with his kids. 343 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:20,960 Like we're going back to the island. 344 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:21,960 We got to finish it. 345 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:24,040 Because he's got a psychic link with the dog. 346 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:25,920 So he haven't forgotten about you. 347 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:28,160 He's still alive. 348 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,720 It is a weird, like it was weird because like that's what they were, that's what it made 349 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:33,520 it look like that him and this one dog were going to have it out. 350 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:38,240 I was like, you got to be careful with your, you know, portrayal of what you put on screen 351 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:41,080 because that's what it looked like a hundred percent like him and this one dog. 352 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:42,080 There's one particular dog. 353 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:44,080 Because if you would have hit it, that's different. 354 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:46,440 The dog's like, oh shit, I'm hit. 355 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,840 But yeah, it was like, it was a slow motion. 356 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:50,360 And then it cuts to him, right? 357 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:51,360 Looking badass. 358 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:53,320 Cuts back to the dog, be like, fuck you, bro. 359 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:56,680 And then it goes back to him like it looks like they're going to have a fucking feud 360 00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:57,680 for the rest of the movie. 361 00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:58,680 Him and this particular dog. 362 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:01,200 And the dog just runs off. 363 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:04,540 The dog just fucking disappears into the rest of the herd or like the pack that you never 364 00:16:04,540 --> 00:16:05,540 see again. 365 00:16:05,540 --> 00:16:09,160 Because like you said, there's no distinguishing feature to know if it's the same one maybe. 366 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:10,160 Random dogs. 367 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:12,920 No, it's just the same one that pops out at the very end. 368 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:13,920 That could be funny. 369 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:14,920 Yeah. 370 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:17,960 But other than that, it was an okay movie. 371 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,960 Decent, decent. 372 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:26,160 Next week, I got to go back to The Wise Kid You Know, season five. 373 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:27,600 I can't forget about that. 374 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:28,600 Season three. 375 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:29,600 Yeah, yeah. 376 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:30,600 Season three. 377 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:31,600 So you jumped real fast. 378 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:33,600 Episode one, episode one through five next week. 379 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:37,760 I was going to say, did you go back and do some episodes I didn't know about? 380 00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:38,760 I was like, damn. 381 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:45,040 Also, I got to talk about Bucky Larson, born to be a star written by Adam Sandler. 382 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:47,520 Adam Sandler, Nick Sforcin. 383 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:52,720 It's about this guy named Bucky Larson who finds out his parents used to be porn stars. 384 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,240 So he goes to Hollywood to be a porn star. 385 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:59,160 And it does the reverse of like, you know, like in a regular movie, the person goes to 386 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:03,600 do an acting, to go to acting in Hollywood and they get, they see an audition and it 387 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,080 turns out to be a porn audition. 388 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:08,240 He sees an audition, it turns out to be a regular Mac and Cheese commercial. 389 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:11,040 So he's thinking like, you know, like he's coming into a porn scene. 390 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:12,040 Yeah. 391 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,880 Like they did the reverse of what it would be. 392 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:17,800 You go into the, you think you're doing an actual acting scene and it's like, you know, 393 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,840 right with your dick and you're like, what with my dick? 394 00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:23,160 For them it was like, all right, so it's what you got. 395 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:25,160 Like, okay, pull this dick out and he starts fucking jerking. 396 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:30,400 Like, what the fuck are you doing? 397 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,760 Which reminds me of the Jibber-Job where you go see Long Legs. 398 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,840 No, my cousin fucking flaked on me. 399 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:35,840 Did he? 400 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:36,840 Yeah. 401 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:37,840 Wasn't he the one that wanted you to go? 402 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:38,840 Yeah. 403 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:39,960 Well, he wanted to go see Deadpool, but we'd already seen that then. 404 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:40,960 I was dead asleep. 405 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:46,240 If you've listened to the last podcast, you know, it no way was out. 406 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:48,200 I was fucking gone. 407 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:49,200 Talking about random shit. 408 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,200 Yeah. 409 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,200 Really weird stuff. 410 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,200 You're questioning yourself. 411 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:59,760 Man, that scene with Wolverine where he fucking just cuts to Deadpool, there's no fucking 412 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:02,520 action within that specific scene. 413 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:06,000 But it's like, I've been watching stuff on TikTok saying like, if you put Hugh Jackman 414 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:10,300 in a car, he'll act his heart out or he'll act like the rents do. 415 00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:11,300 You keep putting him in a car. 416 00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:16,440 Because that refers to the prisoners where like in the movie, his daughter gets kidnapped 417 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:21,800 and then they never find her until the very end of the movie, I think. 418 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:28,080 And he's fucking yelling at Jack Jiloha in a car, if you're not found, motherfucker, 419 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:29,080 die. 420 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:31,720 And so it's also in a car. 421 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:34,840 The trouble being that Hugh Jackman in a car, he'll act his heart out. 422 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:35,840 Yeah. 423 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:38,640 Well, on top of that, I think it was a movie that I actually liked doing. 424 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:42,800 Because if I remember, during one of the interviews, he's talking about how it was one of the funnest 425 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:45,480 movies that he's done. 426 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:46,480 How could it not be? 427 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:48,440 Yeah, it'd probably be fun to do a... 428 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:51,400 Like you're not taking the X-Men side too seriously? 429 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:53,720 Like you would in the actual X-Men movie? 430 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:59,480 I know the director of Logan wasn't too happy with how they did the dead body. 431 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:04,320 But you can't really blame him for that. 432 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:07,880 But they make sure it has no effect on that timeline. 433 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:08,880 It really doesn't. 434 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:09,880 I mean, he's dead. 435 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:10,880 Yeah. 436 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:11,880 He's just a skeleton. 437 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:13,360 And it's a good weapon. 438 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:17,200 I wonder, come to think of it, I wonder how he took apart the skeleton. 439 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,200 You didn't watch him do it? 440 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,200 Well, yeah, but like it's adamantium. 441 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,200 Yeah. 442 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,200 How do you break it? 443 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:22,360 You break the joints. 444 00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:23,360 The joints aren't adamantium. 445 00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:24,360 Aren't they? 446 00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:26,080 Like it's still all adamantium bone. 447 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:29,120 No, bone, yeah, but like the cartilage in between. 448 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:31,000 You're just peeling the bones away from the... 449 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,400 Is that what holds it together, cartilage? 450 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:34,400 Yeah. 451 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:36,120 Cartilage, ligaments, and stuff like that. 452 00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:40,760 That's why whenever he brought those claws out, it had the sinew still on it. 453 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:45,160 It wasn't like the Wolverine skeleton was completely decomposed. 454 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:49,080 There was still a little bit of tissue on the face and stuff when he got hit. 455 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:50,080 That was pretty bad. 456 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:51,560 Like, oh man. 457 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:53,840 So there was still things that he could use to... 458 00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:57,440 Somebody didn't keep the fucking skull and the spine as a weapon. 459 00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:59,080 That's a powerful little mallet. 460 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:00,080 Yeah. 461 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:01,080 An unbreakable mallet, no less. 462 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:04,560 And then he shoved the claws into the one dude's ass. 463 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:06,320 Man, he fucked up everybody. 464 00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:10,800 That was a good movie, though. 465 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:11,800 Yeah. 466 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:14,080 It's already made $600 million. 467 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:16,080 Yeah, thank goodness, mine. 468 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:21,360 See, it just shows that superhero movies are not dead as long as you have fun with them 469 00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:22,360 instead of... 470 00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:24,360 Oh, he told a good story. 471 00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:25,360 Yeah. 472 00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:28,240 At the end of the day, it's all good storytelling. 473 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:31,840 Which reminds me, the Robert Downey Jr.'s Doom, what do you think? 474 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:39,480 So I guess we're moving on. 475 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:40,480 I don't know what to think. 476 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:42,480 What am I supposed to think? 477 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:44,720 It's Robert Downey Jr., now he's a bad guy. 478 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:45,720 Yeah. 479 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:48,720 I hate you, 3000. 480 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:56,200 Okay, deep down, being the person that I am, I'm like, all right, so what's the real play? 481 00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:59,120 What are you really doing? 482 00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:03,200 Is he going to be the big bad for one episode where he's a variant of Tony Stark? 483 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,200 Right. 484 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,200 Or is he... 485 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:09,200 Because I keep hearing rumors that he's actually Doctor Doom in a different world. 486 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,680 I keep hearing stories that... 487 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:15,600 There's an actual else world, basically, or the equivalent of an else world from DC with 488 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:18,600 the Marvel where Tony Stark is Doctor Doom. 489 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:19,600 Right. 490 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:21,080 And no, he's actually... 491 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:25,600 No, RDJ isn't Tony Stark at all, but he's actually Doctor Doom. 492 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:30,960 He's actually Victor Von Doom, and that him and Reed, because of their experiments in 493 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:36,960 time and space and technology, they both get pulled into the regular MCU. 494 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:41,240 Reed gets pulled into the MCU at our current time that it is now. 495 00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:46,560 He gets pulled into it 10 years before, and he has to hide from the other superheroes 496 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:47,560 throughout the... 497 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:50,260 And he got snapped too. 498 00:21:50,260 --> 00:21:52,840 So he's been hiding in secret this whole time. 499 00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:56,120 Victor Von Doom is one of the storylines I heard. 500 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:57,240 And I'm like... 501 00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:59,160 And then he's somehow... 502 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:03,760 As other ones are saying, he ends up absorbing story Loki. 503 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:08,520 So he gains his powers of reality bending, I guess, or he controls the entire fucking 504 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:12,920 existence, if that's what Loki is. 505 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:15,920 And other stories are saying that... 506 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:18,120 I guess that's the only two that I know of. 507 00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:23,920 Well, the one that I've seen is that in the comic books, there was an Elseworld-like thing 508 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:32,840 with Tony Stark, where it was one of the other multiverses, where instead of Victor Von Doom, 509 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:38,760 you know, with Reed in the college, he swapped minds with Tony Stark during that time and 510 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:40,840 became Doctor Doom instead of Iron Man. 511 00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:42,520 I remember what the rest of the thing... 512 00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:49,560 Also, along the same timeline that I was just saying about him being like 10 years earlier, 513 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,040 he conquers all of reality. 514 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:58,400 He destroys everything and makes the one perfect Doom world, like Doom timeline. 515 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:03,240 And only the heroes that were in this little pocket, like... 516 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:06,200 We call it like a little spaceship. 517 00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:08,920 They survive and everyone else... 518 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:13,440 And then they started resistance because they end up going back to the current time that's 519 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:14,880 now Doom controlled. 520 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:21,120 And he has this whole secret wars type thing, where it's like a war worlds type thing, where 521 00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:24,080 they all fight for him. 522 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:26,240 One of them was his second in command. 523 00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:28,320 Doctor Strange was his second in command. 524 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:33,960 And so now these disparate heroes that are the only ones that remember the original timeline 525 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:38,960 that they lived in or their timeline, they now have to save the world or save all of 526 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:39,960 reality. 527 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,080 Because that's supposed to be... 528 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:43,560 What's the one that's called? 529 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,040 Doomsday or just Doom? 530 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:46,040 Doom. 531 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,040 Doom? 532 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:48,520 And then this one's called Secret Wars or something? 533 00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:49,520 Secret Wars, yeah. 534 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:52,240 That's going to be that one following that one. 535 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:53,600 So it's going to be Doom conquering... 536 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,960 So it's basically like Empire Strikes Back. 537 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:57,920 He wins. 538 00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:01,640 Secret Wars, they fight again and he loses. 539 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:04,040 So they just completely did away with Kang, 100%. 540 00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:05,040 Yeah, they completely got rid of Kang. 541 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:06,040 Like dang. 542 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:07,280 The Kang dynasty is gone. 543 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,400 They didn't even have one apparently. 544 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:12,320 Oh, also I remember you asked... 545 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:15,600 I don't know if you were out of it at the time, whenever we were talking about the Spartan 546 00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:19,840 Deadpool, but you were saying you didn't know the timeline of when they're supposed to be, 547 00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:21,680 like what year or anything like that? 548 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:22,680 2018? 549 00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:23,680 2024. 550 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:24,680 2024? 551 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:25,680 Yeah. 552 00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:26,680 So it was just basically right after. 553 00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:32,720 Because it was...2018 is whenever he put himself back to the main timeline, the secret timeline, 554 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:34,320 to try to join the Avengers. 555 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:35,720 And then it said six years later. 556 00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:37,040 Oh, okay, okay. 557 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:38,960 So we're back at current time. 558 00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:39,960 Okay. 559 00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:43,520 Oh yeah, because the Wolverine Logan died in 2029, right? 560 00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:44,520 Mm-hmm. 561 00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:47,880 But I wonder what happened to Deadpool and them during that timeline. 562 00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:48,880 I don't know. 563 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:53,360 Because like if it's still his timeline, but in the future, did he also die from the corn 564 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:54,360 sewer? 565 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:55,360 Probably. 566 00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:57,960 I mean, look at the stuff that he does to himself. 567 00:24:57,960 --> 00:24:58,960 He has a fucking cancer. 568 00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:03,280 Well, he's indestructible, so without the healing factor, he'd probably be like, I've 569 00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:04,280 got cancer again. 570 00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:05,280 Or just completely die. 571 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:06,280 Yeah. 572 00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:08,640 You couldn't even keep a relationship with a stripper. 573 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:14,320 He fucking...I was like, man, I've rewatched that particular fucking monologue like 50 574 00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:15,320 times. 575 00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:16,320 It's a good monologue, though. 576 00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:20,240 Motherfucker, I wish I could say you die alone, but it's because we're going to God's 577 00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:23,920 greatest jokes and you can't die, except it's on all of us. 578 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:26,520 Well, you got nothing to say, mouth? 579 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:29,320 I know, not even like the merc with the mouth. 580 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:30,320 Mouth. 581 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:33,320 Oh, man, that was beautiful. 582 00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:38,000 I'm fucking...it's going to be my fucking like my acting class. 583 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:42,440 Like, no way, get up there. 584 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:43,440 Just do the whole scene? 585 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:49,680 I got a full Wolverine suit with the mud chops, like actual accurate height. 586 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:52,680 I cracked my dad up, too. 587 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:54,280 Remember he hopped off of the bar stool? 588 00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:57,680 Pretty sure he's shorter than five foot three, though. 589 00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:59,360 He looked like he was four or two. 590 00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:01,360 No, he was about five three in that. 591 00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:02,360 I'm five three. 592 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:03,360 I don't know, God damn it. 593 00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:06,680 He was sitting at like one of those bars with the bar stools there, like where they sit 594 00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:08,360 up a good amount. 595 00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:10,680 So if you were to jump off, it'd be hopping down, too. 596 00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:15,080 If I were to jump off, I'd have to be coming off the step of my dick. 597 00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:16,080 Just trip over yourself. 598 00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:17,080 And then there's one... 599 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:23,240 Which one I forgot about was the one that was on the...that was fucking hanging from 600 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:24,240 the...the axe. 601 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:25,240 Oh, yeah, yeah. 602 00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:27,040 The fucking pile of skulls. 603 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:28,360 What timeline is that from, though? 604 00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:29,680 I can't remember. 605 00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:31,880 There was a X-Men book. 606 00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:35,380 And fucking left him there like, well, thank you. 607 00:26:35,380 --> 00:26:36,380 We have other options. 608 00:26:36,380 --> 00:26:40,040 I got raining. 609 00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:43,760 And then they're saying that Henry Cavell probably is going to play Wolverine since he 610 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:44,760 came out on it. 611 00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:47,280 He is the only one that's played another Wolverine. 612 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:48,280 Yeah. 613 00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:49,280 And then the whole run. 614 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:50,280 Yeah. 615 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:51,280 I can see it there. 616 00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:54,280 Only with those thick ass mutton chops. 617 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:57,920 They got to like...I think they did that on purpose just to make it more feral looking, 618 00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:59,440 but they're going to have to trim them up a little bit. 619 00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:00,760 I think he did that arm thing. 620 00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:02,760 Did his little arm with the shotguns. 621 00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,240 I think it was the claws coming out with each of those. 622 00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:08,840 I wonder if that's going to be his signature move. 623 00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:11,880 Where the Hugh Jackman one where he gets down real low. 624 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:12,880 Yeah. 625 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:13,880 That's the difference. 626 00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:19,160 I guess it would make sense to make Henry Cavell. 627 00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:21,920 A body type, they're like really similar. 628 00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:22,920 They really are. 629 00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:25,080 They look like fucking brothers. 630 00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:30,840 If you like put them close together and you took away Hugh Jackman's tan. 631 00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:31,840 It's Aussie tan. 632 00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:32,840 Yeah. 633 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:33,840 He's been getting a tan lately. 634 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:34,840 Yeah. 635 00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:37,280 He used to be pale as hell. 636 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:41,360 If you look at him from the original X-Men where he had no muscle mass at all, he was 637 00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:43,480 just like a hairy chest and that's it. 638 00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:47,280 To him like in freaking what's the best one? 639 00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:48,880 Probably X-Men origins. 640 00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:52,320 He had the thickest fucking abs. 641 00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:55,320 Like a man. 642 00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:57,280 He came a long way from Wolverine. 643 00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:58,640 The fourth wall breaks were great. 644 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:01,360 He's like, he's kind of lost a little bit. 645 00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:04,360 You know, the divorce. 646 00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:07,400 Is that what you think I do? 647 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:10,640 Bitch, is that what you think I do? 648 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:14,040 His fourth wall breaks, it's like. 649 00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:19,840 I think the best one for me was when he fucking looked over the donut shit. 650 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:20,840 The donut car? 651 00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:22,120 They're practically hospitals. 652 00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:23,800 Oh, the hot dog stand. 653 00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:25,800 I thought it was a donut stand. 654 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:27,200 No, it was a hot dog stand. 655 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:28,200 He's like, they're practically hospitals. 656 00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:29,200 And then he's like, what? 657 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:32,200 That's what I get in my head. 658 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:33,800 Like, what the fuck are you talking about? 659 00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:35,800 And he just holds him up and carries him. 660 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:36,800 And they stopped halfway through. 661 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:37,800 I'm tired. 662 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:38,800 He's like, oh, okay. 663 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,800 He was never going to make it. 664 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:42,960 You think that shit would be dead. 665 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,560 It would be bulletproof at least. 666 00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:46,920 His shinier fucking suit. 667 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:47,920 Yeah. 668 00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:52,920 Because he had more of an armored looking suit than Deadpool's leather. 669 00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:53,920 Yeah. 670 00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:54,920 Didn't fucking matter. 671 00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:55,920 You're going to make it. 672 00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:56,920 I'm going to make it. 673 00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:59,920 Where he just pulls it out of his face. 674 00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:00,920 God. 675 00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:04,920 Also, he could get dog pool. 676 00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:05,920 Yeah. 677 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:11,360 But I knew he was going to kill him when he said like, he asked him for those 50 cows 678 00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,160 to go over my dead body. 679 00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:15,520 And Deadpool does this like little turn in his face. 680 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:16,520 Yeah. 681 00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:18,080 Like he's already trying to figure out a murder. 682 00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:19,080 How to get him. 683 00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:20,080 Yeah. 684 00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:21,080 Like I saw like the sudden turn. 685 00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:23,240 Like he's thinking like his fucking brain. 686 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:24,520 I can see the gears turning. 687 00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:25,520 It's hilarious. 688 00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:29,600 Just like the subtle facial movements and like the eye twitching. 689 00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:31,600 Like you can just like, actors are amazing. 690 00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:32,600 Yeah. 691 00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:36,320 Like I said before, Ryan Reynolds said this is perfect role. 692 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:37,320 Perfect role. 693 00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:40,320 Hugh Jackman is a really good Wolverine. 694 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:41,320 You know. 695 00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:43,320 So the only Wolverine so far. 696 00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:44,320 Yeah. 697 00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:45,320 I mean, he played it very well. 698 00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:46,320 I would retire. 699 00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:47,320 No. 700 00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:48,320 It was. 701 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,320 Sorry. 702 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:50,320 Wrong bike. 703 00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:51,320 I rise with it. 704 00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:52,320 Super-senile out. 705 00:29:52,320 --> 00:30:03,000 That's it for cinema lounge. 706 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,880 Hey, bub. 707 00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:12,240 Did you ever think about it, bub? 708 00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:13,240 Yeah. 709 00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:14,720 Oh, pulling out all the cards. 710 00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:15,720 Huh? 711 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:16,720 What are you looking at, bub? 712 00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:18,200 What about the make up and name of my. 713 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:19,200 I can't do occasion accent. 714 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:22,640 I have to make a name for myself. 715 00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:23,640 The camera was bad. 716 00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:27,680 I'm about to make a name or whatever. 717 00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,440 They said they forgot about us. 718 00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:30,440 Our world. 719 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,440 Some of our world never knew. 720 00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:34,240 They don't even know me. 721 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:37,120 I love the little fourth wall break without being a fourth wall break. 722 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:38,120 Yeah. 723 00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:39,120 It's like a meta joke. 724 00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:40,120 Yeah. 725 00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:41,120 And then you had Blade. 726 00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:42,120 What an only blade. 727 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:43,120 There would never be another blade. 728 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:44,120 And then you got. 729 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:45,600 Like the other guy trying to make a Blade movie. 730 00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:47,680 They kick it up the ground. 731 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:51,520 You had Deadpool look at the camera like, sure. 732 00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:53,280 There will never be another blade movie. 733 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:54,280 That's weird. 734 00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,600 Like he finished his, uh, his legacy. 735 00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:57,600 Yeah. 736 00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:58,600 He had three movies. 737 00:30:58,600 --> 00:30:59,600 Yeah, he did. 738 00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:02,480 So it made it seem like he was like, I am not done yet. 739 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:05,680 Electrolyte had one or one and a half. 740 00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:06,680 That was funny though. 741 00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:07,680 It's like your dare. 742 00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:08,680 Daredevil's dead. 743 00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:09,680 It's like, that's okay. 744 00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:10,680 Just a complete. 745 00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:11,680 That's okay. 746 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:12,680 We're good with that. 747 00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:13,680 Oh, that's a good movie. 748 00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:14,680 Yeah. 749 00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:17,680 I've already seen it again. 750 00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:23,680 I like to read the scripts of these movies, but you get a hold of them. 751 00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:24,680 I probably could. 752 00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:26,520 I mean, I know they're like online, right? 753 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:29,640 But I'm so fucking, I'm like a fucking cave man. 754 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:37,360 Like if I just started printing movies out, I have like a thousand of them to study. 755 00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,240 But I just buy them on Amazon. 756 00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:40,240 Yeah. 757 00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:44,520 It takes a little longer to get here, but, uh, I read them eventually. 758 00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:45,520 All right. 759 00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:46,520 Ready to move on? 760 00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:47,520 Yeah. 761 00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:48,520 Let's make a name for myself. 762 00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:53,520 I shot it on my daddy's dick ready. 763 00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:54,520 Yeah. 764 00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:56,520 It's like a little too much information. 765 00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:59,520 Even for Deadpool. 766 00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:01,520 All right. 767 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:06,320 Today on our spotlight, we're going to be talking about the emotional spectrum of the 768 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:08,640 DC universe. 769 00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:10,520 So that's mostly the Greenland in course. 770 00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:11,520 Okay. 771 00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:12,520 Love them. 772 00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:14,280 I love that whole series. 773 00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:19,440 It was such an, uh, just a phenomenal leap in their mythos for the Green Lanterns to 774 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:20,440 have a whole spectrum. 775 00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:21,440 They're like Willpower. 776 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:26,280 It's always that one writer that's like a fucking genius comes in. 777 00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:29,280 He's like, he's taking a fucking hit of cocaine. 778 00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:30,280 You know what would be an awesome thing? 779 00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:31,280 You got green, right? 780 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:32,280 Green is Willpower. 781 00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:35,280 You got yellow because, you know, Sinestro's always been yellow with fear. 782 00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:38,280 What if you had more like rage? 783 00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:43,280 Fucking Dan Deter is like, I fucking love that shit. 784 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:44,280 Wasn't it? 785 00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:45,280 Yeah. 786 00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:46,280 Jeff Jones. 787 00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:47,280 Yeah. 788 00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:48,280 He was the one that did all of it. 789 00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:49,280 He was just fucking, he was pumping out some shit. 790 00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:50,280 Fucking knocking those motherfuckers out. 791 00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:54,280 And then Dan DiDio came in and ruined it all. 792 00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:57,280 He was just fucking just pumping out script after script. 793 00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:58,280 Yeah. 794 00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:03,000 He's probably writing like, it was like eight fucking issues or for eight different comic 795 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:06,280 books, like eight, like every fucking week or every month. 796 00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:10,280 He expanded the mythos of Green Lanterns by a long shot though. 797 00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:12,280 Like compared to everybody else. 798 00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:13,280 Yeah, it's a bunch of it. 799 00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:17,280 The Green Lantern animated show, that 3D one, had all the mythos characters already on there, 800 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:18,280 like all the different spectrums. 801 00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:19,280 Yep. 802 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:20,280 Like out the gate. 803 00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:24,280 And then you had one where you could control two different kinds of light at the same time. 804 00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:25,280 Was there? 805 00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:26,280 Yeah. 806 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:27,280 I can't, I don't remember. 807 00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:29,280 Like I didn't see all the episodes to the animated. 808 00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:32,280 They had the white ranger too. 809 00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,280 Call Rainer. 810 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:35,280 Yeah. 811 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:39,280 Say, my God, it's the white ranger. 812 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:40,280 It's Tommy. 813 00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:43,280 I know that's every color. 814 00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:46,280 Tommy, the helmet comes up and it's just Tommy from the Power Rangers. 815 00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:47,280 Tommy Oliver. 816 00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:48,280 Tommy, you're back. 817 00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:52,280 Yeah, cause he lost the power of the green ranger. 818 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,280 Came back as a white ranger. 819 00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:55,280 Yep. 820 00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:56,280 Same thing. 821 00:33:56,280 --> 00:34:01,280 He lost his ability as a green lantern and he came back as a white ranger. 822 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:02,280 Jeff Johns. 823 00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:07,280 He got some ideas from Power Rangers there with all the colors there. 824 00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:11,280 It is crazy how storytelling kind of just like, like it's not direct stealing. 825 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:12,280 Right. 826 00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:13,280 But it's a huge inspiration. 827 00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,280 Like it just grows from, you know, yeah. 828 00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:16,280 Yeah. 829 00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:17,280 Well believe me, I know. 830 00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:18,280 All right. 831 00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:21,280 So the emotional spectrum of the DC universe. 832 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:26,280 Inadvertently, sentient beings created seven unique forms of energy based on their emotions 833 00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:28,280 with a color unique to that emotion. 834 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:34,280 It was previously believed that the Malthusians, the oldest known race in existence, were the 835 00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,280 first to discover and harness this field. 836 00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:43,280 However, it was actually originally discovered by Volthum and his mother from earth 15, sometime 837 00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:47,280 shortly before 3079 AD when their world was destroyed. 838 00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:48,280 Well damn. 839 00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:53,280 The guardians of the universe and their successor races eventually chose to harness the emotions 840 00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,280 of several different colors. 841 00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:58,280 They discovered that the farther one is away from the center of the spectrum, the more 842 00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,280 control the energy has on this wielder. 843 00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:01,280 Okay. 844 00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:06,280 So that's like the farther away from green you go in either direction towards red or 845 00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:11,280 towards purple, the farther ends have more of an influence on your actual thoughts. 846 00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:14,280 So wait, is green light supposed to be like the baseline? 847 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,280 Yeah, kind of. 848 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,280 Like it's sort of like it's willpower. 849 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:22,280 So like if you have willpower, no emotions take control over you as much. 850 00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:23,280 Okay. 851 00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:27,280 But then you have rage and then you have love on the two ends. 852 00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:29,280 Deep in love. 853 00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:38,280 That would be the actual center battery of a fucking goon to the ends of the earth. 854 00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:41,280 Ultra purple. 855 00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:44,280 His purple is so strong. 856 00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:48,280 Additionally, they discovered that each of these fields of energy has a sentient embodiment 857 00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:50,280 which could induce the correlating emotion. 858 00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:54,280 According to a prophecy in the Book of Voa, the seven colors of the emotional spectrum 859 00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:58,280 would be harnessed by seven different lantern core, which would go to war with each other 860 00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:00,280 in a conflict called the War of Light. 861 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:04,280 Each of these fundamental emotions is represented by a living entity who feeds on these emotions. 862 00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:08,280 So we have the list of the actual emotions here. 863 00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:10,280 Do you have all the things for everyone? 864 00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:12,280 Brightest day and brightest night. 865 00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:14,280 That's the one thing I don't have. 866 00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:15,280 Damn. 867 00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:16,280 Probably fight it pretty quickly. 868 00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,280 Next time. 869 00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:20,280 So we have red, which is rage. 870 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:24,280 Red is one of the energies far from the center and represents the emotion of rage or anger. 871 00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:28,280 Using a person's rage, they are able to tap into the red light. 872 00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:32,280 However, controlling the red light also renders the heart useless and spoils the blood of the wielder. 873 00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:37,280 The red light was first harnessed by Atrocious of the five inversions, 874 00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:43,280 using blood rituals to form red lantern rings and batteries to be used by his red lantern core. 875 00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:46,280 The entity for anger and rage is the butcher. 876 00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:50,280 That's the sentient being that is... 877 00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:52,280 Was there a cat that was red? 878 00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:53,280 A red lantern? 879 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,280 Yeah. 880 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:56,280 Because someone killed her owner? 881 00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:57,280 Yeah. 882 00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:59,280 I'm going to find him, I'll fuck him up for you. 883 00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:00,280 Yep. 884 00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:03,280 So butcher, the sentient being... 885 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:04,280 Not Billy Butcher, is it? 886 00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:05,280 Not Billy. 887 00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:07,280 I bet you he wouldn't be a red lantern, yeah? 888 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:08,280 He would be a red lantern, though. 889 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:09,280 I was like, oi, mate. 890 00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:10,280 Oi. 891 00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:11,280 I found his ring. 892 00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:12,280 Oi, Huey. 893 00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:13,280 Oi, Huey. 894 00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:16,280 You know, after a while, I get to hold him. 895 00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:21,280 I think, like, I don't know, like, just oi, Huey is like his cat. 896 00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:22,280 Oi, Huey. 897 00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:26,280 I think he does it, like, half smile every single time. 898 00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:30,280 Don't you worry, daddy's home. 899 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:33,280 So butcher's powers, and not the butcher from the boys. 900 00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:35,280 Rage, energy control, and manipulation. 901 00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:40,280 So the butcher has the embodiment of rage, is capable of generating and manipulating vast amounts of energy. 902 00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:45,280 The butcher is capable of all the abilities and powers demonstrated by the red lantern power ring. 903 00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:48,280 The butcher is also capable of creating solid energy constructs. 904 00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:51,280 His energy projection abilities are colored red. 905 00:37:51,280 --> 00:38:00,280 Rage projection, so the butcher has immense rage inducing powers, which can affect people who are feeling rage or instigate feelings of rage through red flames. 906 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,280 So if you come in contact with them. 907 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:08,280 Unlike Parallax or Ophidian, the butcher goads his host rather than controls him. 908 00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:17,280 His influence, his influences on his host with mental suggestions, like making them hear the voices of the one they hate or the ones they have lost. 909 00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:18,280 Jesus. 910 00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:20,280 Like, that's fucked up. 911 00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:24,280 It can also take possession of someone's body whenever they feel overwhelming rage. 912 00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:27,280 The good old, all I see was red. 913 00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:29,280 Yes, basically. 914 00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:33,280 Also has the ability of reality alteration, flight and immortality. 915 00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,280 They just do some random ones in there. 916 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:36,280 Yeah. 917 00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:37,280 I would understand the other ones, right? 918 00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:40,280 But he's always random, like he could also fly and he's super fast. 919 00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:41,280 Yeah, pretty much. 920 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:45,280 Why face games? 921 00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:47,280 Next we have orange or avarice. 922 00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:49,280 Yeah, Lafriese was the only one. 923 00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:50,280 Yep. 924 00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:54,280 Orange is another energy away from the center and represents the emotion of avarice or greed. 925 00:38:54,280 --> 00:39:03,280 The entity for this emotion is Ophidian, which is this like this snake looking being right here. 926 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:04,280 This one? 927 00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:05,280 Yep. 928 00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:10,280 Technically it's orange, but you know, printers don't always print. 929 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:18,280 Wielders of the orange light have been shown to become twisted by their greed and obsessively guard their property and still possessions from others. 930 00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:25,280 The orange light was harnessed somehow and the orange entity encased within an orange lantern ring or an orange lantern. 931 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:33,280 Eventually a group of thieves managed to gain control of the lantern and fought over it until the guardians agreed to let them keep the lantern as long as there was only one. 932 00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:40,280 The survivor, Larf Lies, took the lantern and became known as Orange Agent or Agent Orange. 933 00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:41,280 Yeah. 934 00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:44,280 Was a really good one show on that I read was amazing. 935 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:45,280 Yeah. 936 00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:48,280 Owner of the orange lantern core. 937 00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:50,280 He is the only one. 938 00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:55,280 His orange lanterns were comprised of identities of individuals killed by the orange light. 939 00:39:55,280 --> 00:40:04,280 The controllers, a Malthusian offshoot, desiring to create an orderly universe by controlling it, tried to harness the orange light to form their own core. 940 00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:07,280 They were killed by Agent Orange, awakening him. 941 00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:17,280 Ophidian, which is the sentient being for the orange light, for the majority of its existence, the avarice entity has been sealed within the orange lantern central power battery. 942 00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:22,280 It entices and lures its wielders into coveting the battery more than anything else in existence. 943 00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:25,280 So it's basically it becomes the precious. 944 00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:27,280 That's basically what it is. 945 00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:28,280 It needs the precious. 946 00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:32,280 He wants to precious. 947 00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:43,280 Even life itself. So you want the battery more than life itself. Basically, the orange lantern core wields the power of avarice and is led by Agent Orange, aka, Laflee's the only living member of the orange. 948 00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:53,280 And your core, other than Lex Luther, all of the other members of the orange lantern core are orange energy constructs. 949 00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:54,280 Got the tongue twister. 950 00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:56,280 Oh, yeah, I saw that. He does do that. 951 00:40:56,280 --> 00:41:03,280 Of those slain by the orange light and reborn as orange lanterns whose former selves have been perverted by the avarice light. 952 00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:09,280 Those who wield the orange light are infected by the light's insatiable appetite for anything and everything. 953 00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:13,280 One must want it all to wield the orange light. 954 00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:14,280 So that would be an orange lantern. 955 00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:15,280 You want it all. 956 00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:17,280 I need it all. 957 00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:21,280 What do you got coming to you? The world, Chico, and everything in it. 958 00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:30,280 And basically the power of Ophidian is it's basically greed incarnate with all of avarice's power at its disposal. 959 00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:32,280 So it's like one of the seven deadly sins. 960 00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:36,280 Basically, it'll make you want stuff. 961 00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:41,280 Next up, we have the yellow lantern or the yellow, which is fear. 962 00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:44,280 Yellow is a color close to the center and represents the emotion of fear. 963 00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:49,280 A being capable of instilling great fear in others is capable of wielding this power. 964 00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:52,280 The entity for this emotion is Parallax. 965 00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:59,280 The yellow light was finally harnessed by Sinestro of Korungar and the anti-monitor of Qward to form the Sinestro core. 966 00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:06,280 An organization that would bring order to the universe by instilling those who would defil or who would defy authority with fear. 967 00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:12,280 So the entity Parallax, it actually has a long history in DC Universe. 968 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:16,280 Parallax is a demonic parasite entity dating back to the dawn of time. 969 00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:25,280 This parasite was the sentient embodiment of fear, traveling from world to world and causing the entire civilizations to destroy themselves out of paranoia. 970 00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:27,280 I can see that. Yeah. 971 00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:34,280 According to the Agent Orange storyline in the Green Lantern series, before the Blackest Night event, 972 00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:40,280 I would say Blackest Night, Parallax was sealed inside of a box on Maltus, 973 00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:44,280 the homeworld of the beings that eventually evolved into the Guardians of the Universe. 974 00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:51,280 Larflees and other aliens planned to make the biggest heist the universe had ever seen and raided Maltus. 975 00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:57,280 From the planet, they grabbed the box, which was worth an entire star system, and an old map that led them to the orange light. 976 00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:01,280 How much does a star system worth? What's the price tag? 977 00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:04,280 What is the price tag of it? 978 00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:07,280 I imagine like, you remember the Ocean 11 series? Yeah. 979 00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:11,280 I imagine like Danny Ocean, like I gotta heist it. 980 00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:15,280 If we get this heist done, we can all plant our own plants. 981 00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:19,280 And then Brad Pitt's like, you son of a bitch, I'm in. 982 00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:26,280 And an old map that led them to the orange light, which was the orange power battery fueled by Avarice. 983 00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:32,280 When Larflees and his companions reached Okara and found the symbol of the orange light, they found a control on the battery. 984 00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:36,280 The Guardians and their manhunter servants attacked the palace. 985 00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:41,280 Many manhunters and guardians were killed in the battle, as well as one of the claimers of the orange light. 986 00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:45,280 The battle ended with the Guardians making a deal that they give the box back to them, 987 00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:52,280 and they will let one of them have the orange light and that will never enter the Vega system. Ever. 988 00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:59,280 Apparently, after this, the Guardians imprisoned Parallax inside of the green central power battery, which is why... 989 00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:03,280 Is that why it wasn't green when Hal Jordan broke it? He found Parallax? 990 00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:08,280 Yes, and it's also why green lantern rings had the weakness to yellow. 991 00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:12,280 Like that was the entire lore to why they actually... 992 00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:19,280 The Guardians of the Universe imprisoned Parallax within the central power battery on Oa using fear's opposite energy, willpower. 993 00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:25,280 Parallax had lain dormant for billions of years, its true nature hidden by the Guardians of the Galaxy. 994 00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:29,280 Guardians of the Universe? Guardians of the Galaxy. 995 00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:31,280 They call me Rocky. 996 00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:35,280 The exact same raccoon. Only blue. It's short. 997 00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:37,280 To prevent anyone from trying to free it. 998 00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:42,280 Being yellow in color, Parallax eventually came to be referred to as simply the yellow impurity. 999 00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:45,280 This was the reason why the rings were useless against the color yellow. 1000 00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:53,280 Parallax weakened its power over the corresponding spectrum, hence only someone with the willpower to overcome great fear could master the power ring. 1001 00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:59,280 Thus, when recruiting new green lanterns, the Guardians were careful to look for recruits that were largely fearless. 1002 00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:01,280 Like, Zordon. 1003 00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:05,280 That actually made them more efficient and powerful group. 1004 00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:06,280 Yeah. 1005 00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:07,280 If they could overcome their fear. 1006 00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:11,280 Exactly. So, like, if they could overcome that fear, their willpower was... 1007 00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:15,280 Parallax's power was like, damn it. Made them better, actually. 1008 00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:23,280 When the renegade Sinestro was later imprisoned in the power battery himself, his Qwertyan yellow lantern ring tapped at Parallax's power and awakened it. 1009 00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:32,280 Centuries later, after the death of Lantern Abansur, a human by the name of Hal Jordan became the Green Lantern of Sector 2-814 for the first time. 1010 00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:40,280 With great willpower and a dense defense against fear, Hal Jordan was the perfect selection for Green Lantern and it proved it on a number of occasions. 1011 00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:49,280 However, over the coming years, that being that at the time was trapped inside the central power battery, found a way to escape its imprisonment through Hal Jordan. 1012 00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:55,280 Since Sinestro hated Hal, he made Parallax choose Jordan as its tool to free itself. 1013 00:45:55,280 --> 00:46:03,280 Parallax spent years influencing Hal, causing him increased self-doubt, then fear, and notably his premature whitening at the temples. 1014 00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:07,280 And that's why he had those white marks on his hair. 1015 00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:08,280 Is he making it all this fun? 1016 00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:10,280 Yeah. Causing paranoia, basically. 1017 00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:11,280 Yeesh. 1018 00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:19,280 Parallax's control over Jordan became nearly complete when Jordan's grief over the destruction of Coast City during the reign of Superman's storyline. 1019 00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:23,280 And it was Parallax who was responsible for Jordan's subsequent murderous activity. 1020 00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:33,280 His apparent killing of Sinestro, which was later revealed to be an energy construct created by Parallax and Sinestro's manipulation, to the creature's creation with his own Quartian ring, 1021 00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:41,280 created at the final stage of Jordan's susceptibility to the impurity in order to break his will. 1022 00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:43,280 So basically Parallax and Sinestro. 1023 00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:48,280 I remember that. He was like the last guy holding back Hal Jordan, wasn't it? 1024 00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:49,280 Yeah. 1025 00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:52,280 They probably had a fist fight because they were running out of energy. 1026 00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:53,280 Yep. 1027 00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:59,280 And Jordan's destruction of the central power battery, which allowed Parallax to graft itself onto Jordan's soul. 1028 00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:06,280 However, Parallax didn't account for its host's amazing willpower, which caused Parallax's plan to take years. 1029 00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:19,280 Its plan took a major boast when the evil Mongol, which you don't really hear about him anymore, with the help of mad cyborg Superman, laid waste to Coast City. 1030 00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:28,280 It was that event that tripped Hal Jordan over the edge and allowed Parallax to take over finally, which is what led to Zero Hour and stuff like that. 1031 00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:41,280 Despite Parallax's seeming conquest of Jordan's soul, Jordan's heroic tendencies managed to manifest themselves enough for him to sacrifice his life in order to reignite Earth's sun. 1032 00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:48,280 Jordan's soul, with Parallax still grafted to it, subsequently became the new host of the specter, the spirit of God's vengeance. 1033 00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:55,280 Since Parallax was gone from the Owen power battery, the final power ring conferred to Kyle Rayner did not have the weakness against Yellow. 1034 00:47:55,280 --> 00:48:02,280 And that's why he never had that weakness that all the other lanterns did, since Parallax wasn't part of the battery anymore. 1035 00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:07,280 The specter eventually ejected Parallax from Jordan's soul. 1036 00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:11,280 That's what I was like, you just stood there like uh oh. 1037 00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:14,280 I had to double check the script. 1038 00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:15,280 What did matter is his cock. 1039 00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:17,280 I popped out of here. 1040 00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:19,280 That's what the specter did. 1041 00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:21,280 I gave you the two piece, pow pow. 1042 00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:31,280 Then departed in order to move onto the next recipient of the specter, with Gant that guiding Jordan's soul back to his own body, preserved after Jordan reignited the sun. 1043 00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:37,280 His soul and thoughts finally cleared for the first time in years, Jordan was resurrected, again taking place as a green lantern. 1044 00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:43,280 Even regaining some of his lost youth, evidenced by his hair becoming brown again, instead of having those grey temples like he'd had. 1045 00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:47,280 That's good, it's long term story telling that, he slowly was getting more and more. 1046 00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:48,280 More fuck. 1047 00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:50,280 Yeah, in the head and no one knew, not even him. 1048 00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:52,280 And you didn't notice it whatsoever. 1049 00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:56,280 Like it's at least a way to like uh, kind of softly retcon stuff. 1050 00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:59,280 Yeah, like he's not old anymore, he's young now. 1051 00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:00,280 Exactly. 1052 00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:13,280 Together Jordan and Kyle Rayner, along with the fellow green lanterns, John Stewart, Guy Gardner, and Killawog freed Gant that, whom Parallax had possessed after his expulsion from Jordan's soul, and imprisoned the parasite back in the central power battery of Oa. 1053 00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:19,280 The Sinestro Corps eventually captured Kyle Rayner with the intention of making him Parallax's new host. 1054 00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:25,280 Sinestro reveals to Kyle that Ion is actually an energy entity that needs a host, similar to Parallax. 1055 00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:30,280 Sinestro removes the Ion entity from Kyle, who is immediately taken over by Parallax. 1056 00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:41,280 Parallax then clothes himself in a new uniform, which appears as a combination of Kyle's original green lantern costume and the costume how Jordan wore as Parallax, and returns to Qord with the Sinestro Corps. 1057 00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:44,280 The new Parallax became a herald of the Anti-Monitor. 1058 00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:52,280 After the massacre of several green lanterns, Parallax leads an assault against Hal Jordan, John Stewart, and Guy Gardner, and brings them to Qord. 1059 00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:57,280 The lost lanterns arrived to rescue the captured lanterns. 1060 00:49:57,280 --> 00:50:05,280 During the battle, Parallax murders Jack T. Chance after making him experience his repressed fear of his abusive family. 1061 00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:07,280 Parallax has a long history here. 1062 00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:11,280 Kyle is currently trapped within his own mind. 1063 00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:16,280 He is able to witness all that Parallax does and says from a third-person view, but is unable to stop it. 1064 00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:20,280 Parallax confronts Kyle's personality inside a room constructed by Kyle's thoughts. 1065 00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:24,280 Kyle transforms into Ion, and the two battle. 1066 00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:32,280 After being blasted back by Parallax and losing his Ion form, Kyle forms a power ring, places it on his finger, and appears in his original costume. 1067 00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:35,280 Although putting up a valiant fight, Kyle loses. 1068 00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:39,280 Parallax reveals Kyle's fear is that he was to live without his mother. 1069 00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:43,280 Before he leaves, Kyle stabs Parallax in the eye with a pencil. 1070 00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:48,280 The creature, unnerved, comments that Kyle will always remain trapped. 1071 00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:49,280 And with that, leaves. 1072 00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:55,280 Kyle is about to smash a painting in frustration when he realizes that his mother secretly painted it years ago. 1073 00:50:55,280 --> 00:51:02,280 With renewed faith in himself, Kyle walks into the painting and ends up in a field walking towards a bright green star. 1074 00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:08,280 So Kyle, as Parallax at the time, is finally confronted by Jordan after threatening his brother and his family. 1075 00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:12,280 Hal actually manages to beat Parallax until his ring's power runs out. 1076 00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:16,280 Parallax then absorbs Hal as Jon Stewart looks on in horror. 1077 00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:23,280 Jon orders Guy to retrieve the real life painting seen in the one shot of Parallax. 1078 00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:30,280 As Guy returns and shows the painting to Parallax's eyesight, Hal tries to invade to help Kyle fight Parallax, 1079 00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:35,280 which has now begun sucking Kyle and Hal himself into the ground. 1080 00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:40,280 As Kyle and Jordan, while sucking him clean off, 1081 00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:45,280 Exactly, exactly, just, just, just, just bleeding dry. 1082 00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:48,280 Simply the near-refraction period. 1083 00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:55,280 Kyle finally breaks free and with Hal's, with Hal escapes Parallax. 1084 00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:59,280 Just as Parallax attacks the lanterns, Gampet and the other guardian, Sayid, 1085 00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:07,280 arrive and bring Parallax into four separate lanterns. Hal, Kyle, Jon, and Guy respectively. 1086 00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:14,280 The four then take their lanterns and, hearing the Sinestro Corp's oath, recite the classic Green Lantern Oath. 1087 00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:18,280 Which overrides Parallax basically. 1088 00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:24,280 During the events of the Blackest Night in Green Lantern number 50, Hal, Jordan, and the heads of the other lantern corbs, 1089 00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:32,280 and their duplicates, were attacked by the Black Lantern Spectre, who was after Hal to pass judgment over him 1090 00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:35,280 and try to bring him into being a Black Lantern. 1091 00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:43,280 Realizing that their power is no match for the Spirit of Vengeance, Hal asks Gampet if he can summon the four batteries of the Green Lanterns of Earth. 1092 00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:47,280 Gampet admits that to do that and he summons the four power rings along with it. 1093 00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:52,280 Hal tells the others that the only way that they can defeat the Black Lantern Spectre is if he becomes Parallax's host once again 1094 00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:57,280 with Sinestro's power ring being the only thing that can release Parallax from the four power batteries. 1095 00:52:57,280 --> 00:53:04,280 Sinestro releases Parallax, but feels that since he is the master of fear, he should be the one that Parallax bonds with. 1096 00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:08,280 But Hal stops him and succeeds in bonding with Parallax again. 1097 00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:18,280 Hal, and as Parallax, manages to free the real Spectre from the dead body of its former host Crispus Allen, but then tries to destroy the Spectre. 1098 00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:26,280 The other Lanters prevent that from happening, with the Spectre grabbing Parallax and Star Sapphire, separating Parallax from Hal. 1099 00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:31,280 Seeing his opportunity to bond with Parallax, Sinestro commands that he and Parallax bond with each other. 1100 00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:43,280 But some other force manages to pull Parallax away from the battle and disappears, 1101 00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:54,280 with a picture of Belle Reeve Prison and a plaque with Hector Hammond's name on it saying that he has Parallax, but it is unknown as who or what has Parallax. 1102 00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:59,280 Parallax is later revealed to have been transported to planet Rute, 1103 00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:07,280 where a cloaked villain trapped the fear entity in some kind of energy bubble and chained it to a monolith bearing the Sinestro core symbol. 1104 00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:11,280 Around Parallax are other monoliths bearing the symbols of the other Lantern core. 1105 00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:14,280 This is during the Brightest Day series. 1106 00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:23,280 Later, when Hal Jordan, the Flash and the rest of the Allies try to find the emotional entities they locate Parallax, 1107 00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:31,280 apparently under the command of the mysterious figure, and the Scarlet Speedster becomes the last host for the fear entity after it senses the hero's concerns for Jordan's safety. 1108 00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:40,280 By inhabiting the living generator of the Speed Force, Parallax is even more powerful by combining the extra-dimensional energy the Speedsters create with its own powers. 1109 00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:45,280 Despite this, the embodiment of fear still desires Hal Jordan as its host as they fight. 1110 00:54:45,280 --> 00:55:03,280 However, an intervention by the mysterious villain prevents Parallax's attempts and reveals that Jordan now has the skills to resist it anyway. 1111 00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:12,280 As the embodiment of compassion, Prostolate, began to free the Flash from Parallax's control by reigniting his emotion for compassion over his fear. 1112 00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:24,280 The embodiment of hope, Adara, began fighting the cloaked villain who reveals that it is actually a ruse so that they can capture them all, which it does, revealing himself to be the renegade guardian, Chrona. 1113 00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:35,280 When Chrona attacks Oa, he places Parallax inside of the central power battery, restoring the yellow impurity and giving him control over almost all green lanterns. 1114 00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:43,280 Fortunately, Hal, Jon, Guy, and Kyle are able to resist Parallax's influence due to their past experience with it, 1115 00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:55,280 using the rings of the other six core to fight off Chrona's forces long enough for Guy to use the rings of the red lantern core and the star sapphire simultaneously to tear the central power battery shell away and remove Parallax again. 1116 00:55:55,280 --> 00:56:06,280 So, basically the powers of Parallax are fear-inducing energy control and manipulation, energy projection, energy construct creation, fear projection. 1117 00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:16,280 Basically, he can cast immense fear on anybody that's around him and he can easily scare the likes of Superman and Wonder Woman, which is surprising for Superman. 1118 00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:17,280 Oh, shit. 1119 00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:18,280 Because he's hope. 1120 00:56:18,280 --> 00:56:19,280 Right. 1121 00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:23,280 So, mind control, which we've seen with Hal Jordan and everybody else. 1122 00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:27,280 Possession, so that's self-explanatory. 1123 00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:32,280 Reality alteration, time manipulation, which he did with Zero Hour. 1124 00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:36,280 Flight. 1125 00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:39,280 You kind of need flight because other than that, I guess I gotta walk there. 1126 00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:42,280 Imagine having to get a fucking Uber. 1127 00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:43,280 Oh, that would suck. 1128 00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:45,280 And then immortality. 1129 00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:48,280 Next one up is green or willpower. 1130 00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:53,280 Green is the color in the center of the spectrum and represents the emotion of will. 1131 00:56:53,280 --> 00:57:01,280 This color has the least amount of influence on the wielder and can only be controlled by one who has an inadomitable will that can overcome great fear. 1132 00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:04,280 The entity for this emotion is ion. 1133 00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:10,280 It was this energy that was harnessed by the Malthusians, which was later inherited by the Owens. 1134 00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:12,280 A dolphin looking thing? 1135 00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:13,280 Yeah. 1136 00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:14,280 Like a shark, kind of. 1137 00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:15,280 Yeah, kind of, yeah. 1138 00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:19,280 Or like a giant, like, whale-ish being. 1139 00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:28,280 The male Malthusians, seeking to make an orderly universe, following the departure of the controllers, those who remained on Oa became the guardians of the universe. 1140 00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:39,280 And used green light as the power source for the Green Lantern Corps, an organization that would battle evil wherever and whenever it rose to threaten the universe. 1141 00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:52,280 So ion, once thought to be merely an honorary title in the Green Lantern Corps, ion is in fact the symbiotic willpower entity birthed from the green end of the emotional spectrum. 1142 00:57:52,280 --> 00:58:00,280 Its existence was kept a secret from the Green Lantern Corps since their inception, and it resided in the central power battery to keep parallax in check. 1143 00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:05,280 So it was the entity basically stopping parallax from breaking free all the time. 1144 00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:18,280 Only after the destruction of the central power battery were both ion and parallax set free, ion wandered the cosmos for a time and eventually was rained in by what was then the only surviving Green Lantern ring in that of Kyle Rayner. 1145 00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:20,280 That's why he became ion. 1146 00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:31,280 Kyle Rayner served as host briefly and noted that his power base was so greatly expanded he didn't even need a power battery or power ring to manifest the Emerald energy. 1147 00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:35,280 Unlike parallax, ion does not influence the user's action at all. 1148 00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:38,280 Because it's just willpower. 1149 00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:41,280 Let's see here. 1150 00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:44,280 Kyle Rayner had it for a long time. 1151 00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:49,280 It was eventually fighting parallax, stuff like that. 1152 00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:51,280 It's powers and ability. 1153 00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:57,280 So ion has practically infinite willpower casting abilities. 1154 00:58:57,280 --> 00:59:03,280 So if you have ion as like your actual source of power, you basically have unlimited willpower. 1155 00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:05,280 Which is kind of cool. 1156 00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:14,280 It can make a connection with somebody's body whenever they feel have incredible willpower and have distance themselves from more complex emotions. 1157 00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:22,280 So you can basically use your willpower to get out of any kind of anger, rage, anything like avarice, greed. 1158 00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:25,280 You can use that willpower to get outside of that. 1159 00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:29,280 Ability to control time, ability to control reality. 1160 00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:36,280 As the embodiment of willpower, ion can control, manipulate, and generate green energy derived from the emotional spectrum of the universe. 1161 00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:40,280 Which comprises all the willpower of all sentient beings in the universe. 1162 00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:45,280 All power is similar to the Green Lantern Corpse power ring and the Star Heart, which is what Alan Scott has. 1163 00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:50,280 Energy absorption, energy projection, and immortality. 1164 00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:52,280 So you can actually really live forever. 1165 00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:53,280 Exactly. 1166 00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:55,280 Well, it's like a celestial being. 1167 00:59:55,280 --> 00:59:58,280 It's kind of hard to get rid of it. 1168 00:59:58,280 --> 01:00:01,280 The next one is a little weird looking. 1169 01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:03,280 Looks almost like a bird, I think. 1170 01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:05,280 This one, yeah. 1171 01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:07,280 So blue or hope. 1172 01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:11,280 Blue is a color close to the center and represents the emotion of hope. 1173 01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:16,280 The blue light is capable of being wielded by a being who can bring hope to the future to the others. 1174 01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:19,280 When they have lost all of theirs. 1175 01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:22,280 The blue light is the most powerful wave on the spectrum. 1176 01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:25,280 But it is also the most difficult to wield and understand. 1177 01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:28,280 And requires the green light of willpower to fully work. 1178 01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:33,280 The Exiled Guardians, Ganthot and Seyed, were the first to harness the blue light. 1179 01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:37,280 Chlorine and the Blue Lantern Core. Remember, there were only two of them. 1180 01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:40,280 That were part of the Blue Lantern Core at the very beginning. 1181 01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:42,280 That white looking alien? 1182 01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:48,280 And like the little Owen, right? 1183 01:00:48,280 --> 01:00:52,280 Yeah, the Owen and the female, I think. Those were the two. 1184 01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:53,280 That was a guy. 1185 01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:55,280 Yeah, a guy. Was it two guys? 1186 01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:58,280 No, that was just one little... I thought it was like the... 1187 01:00:58,280 --> 01:00:59,280 They're called Owens, right? 1188 01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:00,280 Yeah. 1189 01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:01,280 The blue ones? 1190 01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:03,280 Yeah, like one dude that was like a preacher almost. 1191 01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:06,280 Yeah, and then he had a woman I think with him too at the same time. 1192 01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:08,280 Seyed? 1193 01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:10,280 Let's see here. 1194 01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:11,280 Forming the Blue Lantern Core. 1195 01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:17,280 A force which would resist, or would assist the Green Lantern Core and its coming trials during the War of Light. 1196 01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:20,280 The entity for this emotion is Adara. 1197 01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:28,280 So Adara has, as the embodiment of hope, is capable of generating and manipulating vast amounts of energy. 1198 01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:32,280 Adara is capable of all the immense abilities and powers of the Blue Lantern Ring, 1199 01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:35,280 but without the restrictions of the needing willpower to operate. 1200 01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:39,280 Adara is also capable of creating solid energy constructs, 1201 01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:42,280 like the loved ones of people feeling despair or rage to give them hope. 1202 01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:45,280 Its energy projection abilities are colored blue. 1203 01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:50,280 Adara has immense power for casting and instilling hope and others, and can bring hope to entire worlds. 1204 01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:52,280 It can possess a host. 1205 01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:57,280 While it is assumed that this would be a host who fills or inspires great hope, 1206 01:01:57,280 --> 01:02:00,280 it may also be capable of taking the host simply to spread hope, 1207 01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:07,280 reality alteration, flight, immortality, and revival of dead or dying stars. 1208 01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:11,280 So Adara has the ability to de-age dying or dead stars into blue stars. 1209 01:02:11,280 --> 01:02:16,280 I saw that, like the one that was like the first one that was the first Blue Lantern. 1210 01:02:16,280 --> 01:02:22,280 The ring came up and like, because their star was dying, their planet was dying, 1211 01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:29,280 and the little ring goes in, fixes it, and he gets the ring, and he's like, hell yeah. 1212 01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:34,280 Yeah, so you get a, like you can actually reignite everything. 1213 01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:37,280 Then we have Indigo or Compassion. 1214 01:02:37,280 --> 01:02:41,280 Indigo is a color further from the center and represents the emotion of compassion. 1215 01:02:41,280 --> 01:02:45,280 The Indigo Light can be wielded by one with great compassion for other beings, 1216 01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:48,280 and can manipulate the other energies on the emotional spectrum. 1217 01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:52,280 The Indigo Light is wielded by Indigo, leader of the Indigo Tribe. 1218 01:02:52,280 --> 01:02:54,280 I feel like the weirdest ones. 1219 01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:56,280 Yeah, they really are. 1220 01:02:56,280 --> 01:03:01,280 The entity for this emotion is Proselyth, 1221 01:03:01,280 --> 01:03:04,280 which I don't know if it's on that one, probably on this one. 1222 01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:09,280 Which one is it? 1223 01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:11,280 This little octopus looking thing? 1224 01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:17,280 Yeah, it's a very weird looking, weird looking being. 1225 01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:23,280 This being basically is, it's basically the entity of compassion incarnate, 1226 01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:27,280 so all the compassion abilities that you could think of, it gets. 1227 01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:31,280 Nothing like crazy on that. 1228 01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:34,280 As long as you have compassion, you're okay. 1229 01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:38,280 Alrighty, next one we have is Violet or Love. 1230 01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:43,280 Violet is the other color furthest from the center and represents the emotion of love. 1231 01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:49,280 Those who are capable of great love, even those who have lost their loves or been rejected, 1232 01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:51,280 are capable of wielding the Violet Light. 1233 01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:54,280 So if you're a simp... 1234 01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:56,280 An absolute fucking goon. 1235 01:03:56,280 --> 01:03:59,280 You'd be a shoo-in for the organization. 1236 01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:01,280 The name of this one. 1237 01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:03,280 The Predator? Is that the one? 1238 01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:04,280 Yeah. 1239 01:04:04,280 --> 01:04:05,280 Oh, God. 1240 01:04:05,280 --> 01:04:07,280 The entity for this emotion is the Predator. 1241 01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:13,280 It doesn't seem to sit well with love. 1242 01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:22,280 The Zamorons, the female Malthusians, believe that the male Malthusians' rejection of emotion was tantamount to blasphemy and leptoah. 1243 01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:27,280 Traveling across the universe, they found two crystallized corpses of a male and female embracing each other. 1244 01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:32,280 Between them was a crystal known as the Star Sapphire, and that's where Star Sapphire came from. 1245 01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:34,280 An object filled with the Violet Light. 1246 01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:44,280 Unfortunately, the Zamorons interpreted the best way to spread love through the universe and destroy hate and fear was to use the Star Sapphire to crystallize whole worlds and trap their inhabitants. 1247 01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:45,280 Pretty choice. 1248 01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:55,280 Worse, the Star Sapphire was a parasite that overrode the host free will and compelled them to attack the objects of their infection, as well as display an intense fear of men. 1249 01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:58,280 Fuck. 1250 01:04:58,280 --> 01:05:00,280 You don't need no man around here. 1251 01:05:00,280 --> 01:05:02,280 What are they, the Amazons? 1252 01:05:02,280 --> 01:05:03,280 Zamorons? 1253 01:05:03,280 --> 01:05:05,280 You're sure they're not the Amazons? 1254 01:05:05,280 --> 01:05:06,280 The Amazonians? 1255 01:05:06,280 --> 01:05:07,280 Exactly. 1256 01:05:07,280 --> 01:05:16,280 Following the realization that the Sapphires were unstable, the Zamorons tried to lessen their power by splitting the crystal into rings and power batteries for the Star Sapphire core. 1257 01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:19,280 An organization which would spread and protect love throughout the universe. 1258 01:05:19,280 --> 01:05:22,280 The love entity has inhabited several hosts over the last millennium. 1259 01:05:22,280 --> 01:05:24,280 You fucking hippie, get out of here. 1260 01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:27,280 You don't need your bullshit. 1261 01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:30,280 Most notably the Earth woman, Carol Ferris. 1262 01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:36,280 The entity emphasizes the aggressive nature in one's being, making the subject paranoid and highly obsessive. 1263 01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:37,280 The Predator... 1264 01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:38,280 So they actually love? 1265 01:05:38,280 --> 01:05:39,280 Yeah. 1266 01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:47,280 The Predator abuses hosts of the power to latch onto and manipulate people's minds and is able to change and affect them to the hosts will. 1267 01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:52,280 So it's a fucked up form of love, basically. 1268 01:05:52,280 --> 01:05:54,280 Let's see, a chair. 1269 01:05:54,280 --> 01:05:57,280 I love you baby, were you liking it or not? 1270 01:05:57,280 --> 01:06:04,280 The Predator basically is the entity of love incarnate, with all of love's power at its disposal. 1271 01:06:04,280 --> 01:06:06,280 So it can do... 1272 01:06:06,280 --> 01:06:10,280 You can goon to your heart's content. 1273 01:06:10,280 --> 01:06:12,280 I'm like gooning right now. 1274 01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:13,280 Exactly. 1275 01:06:13,280 --> 01:06:15,280 I'm like going in his brains out. 1276 01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:19,280 Next one we have is black, the black lantern core or death. 1277 01:06:19,280 --> 01:06:22,280 Outside of the emotional spectrum is black, the color of death. 1278 01:06:22,280 --> 01:06:26,280 Necron is the embodiment of death, like ion, parallax and predator. 1279 01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:31,280 Black represents the total absence of emotion and the life that creates it. 1280 01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:34,280 In sector 666, Necron used the... 1281 01:06:34,280 --> 01:06:37,280 I forgot about that. 1282 01:06:37,280 --> 01:06:49,280 Necron used the body of the anti-monitor to form the black lantern's central power battery, the power source of the black lantern core, a force which would destroy the other seven core in an event known as Blackest Night. 1283 01:06:49,280 --> 01:06:52,280 I read that whole issue, or the whole mini-series. 1284 01:06:52,280 --> 01:06:53,280 Yeah. 1285 01:06:53,280 --> 01:06:58,280 I didn't read the accompanying issues, like the different comic books. 1286 01:06:58,280 --> 01:06:59,280 The tie-ins. 1287 01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:01,280 Yeah, the tie-ins, because I was like, god damn, there's a lot of them. 1288 01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:02,280 There's a lot. 1289 01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:04,280 But man, it was entertaining. 1290 01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:16,280 Necron's past, before becoming the lord of the unliving, is shrouded in mystery, with rumors circulating that Necron is darkness itself, existing before life entirely, or that he was created by the darkness's protector. 1291 01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:25,280 Another claim is that the guardians of the universe clashed with Necron close to the beginning of the universe and were the ones to imprison him in the land of the unliving. 1292 01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:28,280 Which is a crazy setup. 1293 01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:32,280 Necron appears also in the Chrono War. 1294 01:07:32,280 --> 01:07:34,280 Let's see here. 1295 01:07:34,280 --> 01:07:38,280 Also appears in Blackest Night, which we've already known about. 1296 01:07:38,280 --> 01:07:40,280 Let's see here. 1297 01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:42,280 His powers and abilities. 1298 01:07:42,280 --> 01:07:50,280 So, Necron is a personification of the absence of life and existence, or the void before anything was. 1299 01:07:50,280 --> 01:08:02,280 This gives him tremendous power, as he is able to draw strength from the infinite abyss of darkness that predates existence, along with the energy released at the time of death, by beings he or his black lanterns kill. 1300 01:08:02,280 --> 01:08:09,280 He is so powerful, he is able to withstand an attack from the Anti-Monitor, while sending him back to the Anti-Matter universe. 1301 01:08:09,280 --> 01:08:10,280 Damn. 1302 01:08:10,280 --> 01:08:12,280 I bet you're rejected. 1303 01:08:12,280 --> 01:08:14,280 Just like an off badge. 1304 01:08:14,280 --> 01:08:16,280 It's like a reverse. 1305 01:08:16,280 --> 01:08:18,280 You can't attack me. 1306 01:08:18,280 --> 01:08:25,280 Since he is not alive, in the sense that we would understand it, Necron is technically incapable of being killed. 1307 01:08:25,280 --> 01:08:27,280 As such, defeating him is extremely difficult. 1308 01:08:27,280 --> 01:08:30,280 If defeated, he will simply return to the land of the unliving. 1309 01:08:30,280 --> 01:08:32,280 So the Dark Souls character. 1310 01:08:32,280 --> 01:08:33,280 Kind of, yeah. 1311 01:08:33,280 --> 01:08:36,280 The main characters are unkillable, so they just come back. 1312 01:08:36,280 --> 01:08:47,280 So Necron's possession of the Lord of the Unliving gave him a great number of abilities that relate to death itself, such as, he has the ability to fire bolts of a force called Dark Lightning from his hands. 1313 01:08:47,280 --> 01:08:48,280 Powerful enough to hurt- 1314 01:08:48,280 --> 01:08:50,280 You ever had that black lightning? 1315 01:08:50,280 --> 01:08:52,280 It is. 1316 01:08:52,280 --> 01:08:57,280 Powerful enough to hurt and even kill the Guardians of the Universe. 1317 01:08:57,280 --> 01:09:00,280 Despite being immensely powerful, it is not unstoppable. 1318 01:09:00,280 --> 01:09:04,280 Wonder Woman was able to block it with her bracelets, although the force still threw her across the room. 1319 01:09:04,280 --> 01:09:06,280 Her hands must have been ringing too. 1320 01:09:06,280 --> 01:09:08,280 Jekyllene. 1321 01:09:08,280 --> 01:09:16,280 Between her X-shaped bracelets. Her bracelets of subjugation. 1322 01:09:16,280 --> 01:09:20,280 Necron also gains physical strength from the deaths he causes. 1323 01:09:20,280 --> 01:09:23,280 So the more death he creates, the more powerful he becomes. 1324 01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:24,280 Down. 1325 01:09:24,280 --> 01:09:33,280 As the Lord of the Unliving, Necron can reanimate corpses into fully functioning zombies working entirely under his control and retaining semblance of their past personality. 1326 01:09:33,280 --> 01:09:39,280 Also, the sustained touch of Necron's hand can chill any mortal being to death through supernatural means. 1327 01:09:39,280 --> 01:09:43,280 Superman. He was pretty fucked. 1328 01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:45,280 But what's really weird is he also has a dependency. 1329 01:09:45,280 --> 01:09:48,280 So for all of his power, Necron holds one great weakness. 1330 01:09:48,280 --> 01:09:51,280 He cannot exist in this universe. 1331 01:09:51,280 --> 01:10:01,280 In order to properly interact with the living, Necron requires a link between New Earth and the land of the Unliving, such as a Terran space-time or a mortal link such as Black Hand. 1332 01:10:01,280 --> 01:10:03,280 I was wondering if that's it. That one guy? 1333 01:10:03,280 --> 01:10:04,280 Yeah. 1334 01:10:04,280 --> 01:10:06,280 That one creepy guy that licked Thomas Wayne. 1335 01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:08,280 Yeah. 1336 01:10:08,280 --> 01:10:09,280 Yeah. 1337 01:10:09,280 --> 01:10:13,280 Alright, next we have White or Life. 1338 01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:23,280 So the White Light of Life is where the emotional spectrum originated, according to Indigo 1 and the Guardian of the Universe, in the beginning of the universe where there was absolute darkness. 1339 01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:33,280 At an unspecified point in history, the White Light was introduced by an entity or entities unknown, and for 700 years the universe was nothing but a blinding white light. 1340 01:10:33,280 --> 01:10:40,280 The darkness, however, fought back against the light, eventually dividing it into seven colors of the spectrum that exists today. 1341 01:10:40,280 --> 01:10:50,280 Those who wield the White Light have the capability to resurrect the dead, teleport, and can create constructs that potentially last longer than those cast by the other lights of the emotional spectrum. 1342 01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:54,280 The White energy comes from all living beings, and all living things from it. 1343 01:10:54,280 --> 01:11:01,280 So far, Ring-Wielders seem to have no control over the Ring itself, the Ring's doing and bidding of the Life entity itself. 1344 01:11:01,280 --> 01:11:11,280 Unlike other Rings, which must be charged from a battery, with the exception of the Black Rings, White Rings are automatically charged whenever the Wielder performs actions that constitute Living. 1345 01:11:11,280 --> 01:11:16,280 So, as long as you're doing something for good, it recharges. 1346 01:11:16,280 --> 01:11:17,280 That's good. 1347 01:11:17,280 --> 01:11:29,280 So, the Life entity, which is what inhabits the White Lantern Ring, or the being that's sentient anyway, it originated on Earth where the Guardians of the Universe decided to keep it hidden, most likely to protect it from being discovered. 1348 01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:38,280 However, during the Blackest Night event, it was released by Necron, who began to viciously assault it in hopes of destroying all life as the entity is connected to all living things. 1349 01:11:38,280 --> 01:11:44,280 Hal Jordan and Sinestro realized that, like Parallax and Ion, the entity needed a host to pilot it. 1350 01:11:44,280 --> 01:11:50,280 Hal Jordan began to fly towards it in hopes of being its host, only to be stopped by Sinestro. 1351 01:11:50,280 --> 01:11:55,280 Sinestro, who told him he had his chance with Parallax. 1352 01:11:55,280 --> 01:12:03,280 Sinestro then joined with the entity as a voice proclaimed, Thal Sinestro of Korogar, destiny awaits. 1353 01:12:03,280 --> 01:12:06,280 Sinestro emerged as the first member of the White Lantern Corps. 1354 01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:10,280 Sinestro destroyed legions of Black Lanterns with the entity's power. 1355 01:12:10,280 --> 01:12:17,280 While being bonded with the entity, Sinestro was able to see its memories and witness the creation of life in the emotional spectrum. 1356 01:12:17,280 --> 01:12:24,280 Necron managed to kill Sinestro while he witnessed the entity's memories, however the entity's power revived Sinestro. 1357 01:12:24,280 --> 01:12:30,280 Together, Sinestro and the entity were able to gain the advantage over Necron, even managing to destroy Necron's body. 1358 01:12:30,280 --> 01:12:36,280 Necron, being Death itself, couldn't be killed in the same manner as a living creature, as he simply switched bodies. 1359 01:12:36,280 --> 01:12:45,280 The entity was taken out of Sinestro and was left vulnerable. 1360 01:12:45,280 --> 01:12:51,280 Hal Jordan bonded with the entity and together they restored the living heroes, transformed into Black Lanterns from Necron's influence. 1361 01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:56,280 Hal transformed them into White Lanterns and dubbed them the White Lantern Corps. 1362 01:12:56,280 --> 01:13:03,280 They defeated Necron by resurrecting Black Hand, cutting Necron's link to the living plane, allowing the heroes to finally destroy Necron. 1363 01:13:03,280 --> 01:13:07,280 The entity disappeared after the battle, but a White Lantern Corps power battery was found on Earth. 1364 01:13:07,280 --> 01:13:17,280 Basically, it is the manifested form of life and creation. It has limitless levels of energy and can alter and change reality. 1365 01:13:17,280 --> 01:13:21,280 Those who are empowered by the entity can also create White-like constructs. 1366 01:13:21,280 --> 01:13:32,280 So basically it is life. Or like we talked about last week with the presence, it's like a piece of the presence on the Lantern side. 1367 01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:37,280 It's like a piece of that divine energy. 1368 01:13:37,280 --> 01:13:41,280 And then we also have a weird one, which is the invisible spectrum. 1369 01:13:41,280 --> 01:13:42,280 Invisible? 1370 01:13:42,280 --> 01:13:44,280 Yeah, it's kind of weird. 1371 01:13:44,280 --> 01:13:46,280 That I've not heard of. 1372 01:13:46,280 --> 01:13:55,280 Yeah, beyond the known colors of the emotional spectrum, there is an invisible spectrum that includes the ultraviolet core, which feeds on buried primal emotions. 1373 01:13:55,280 --> 01:14:00,280 It is one of the seven hidden forces of the universe that were previously concealed by the Source Wall. 1374 01:14:00,280 --> 01:14:04,280 The invisible spectrum is the counter-energy to the emotional spectrum. 1375 01:14:04,280 --> 01:14:11,280 Ultraviolet core's entity is Unbrox, which is a weird... it's like that thing down there at the bottom on the picture. 1376 01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:14,280 Just a weird entity. 1377 01:14:14,280 --> 01:14:22,280 Sometime in the past, before his inauguration into the Green Lantern Corps, Sinestro spent his entire life looking into the sordid history of the ultraviolet core. 1378 01:14:22,280 --> 01:14:31,280 While what Sinestro found during his archaeological excursions terrified him to no end, and so he sought to make sure the unseen light stayed hidden forever. 1379 01:14:31,280 --> 01:14:43,280 After the cataclysmic battle with the Dark Knights and breaking into the Source Wall, a piece of the Wall known as the Totality broke free and unleashed exotic energies into the universe, including six hidden primal forces. 1380 01:14:43,280 --> 01:14:51,280 After this cosmic event, the first of the primal energies, used to keep the others in check, was unleashed and broke the seal that kept Unbrox at bay. 1381 01:14:51,280 --> 01:15:00,280 Unbrox unleashed its power over the ultraviolet aspect of the invisible spectrum, claiming a myriad of fringe worlds under its hold, and adding it to its Lantern Corps. 1382 01:15:00,280 --> 01:15:08,280 Sinestro initially opted to find and re-imprison Unbrox and its destructive, unlimited power before it became unstoppable. 1383 01:15:08,280 --> 01:15:15,280 Except by coaxing by Lex Luthor, instead of sealing it away against Sinestro, helped unleash Unbrox upon Earth. 1384 01:15:15,280 --> 01:15:16,280 Thanks, Sinestro. 1385 01:15:16,280 --> 01:15:17,280 Fucking Lex Luthor. 1386 01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:18,280 Goddamn Lex Luthor. 1387 01:15:18,280 --> 01:15:19,280 All you do... 1388 01:15:19,280 --> 01:15:21,280 He fucks up. 1389 01:15:21,280 --> 01:15:24,280 ...requests someone being so smart, he's the dumbest motherfucker that's ever lived. 1390 01:15:24,280 --> 01:15:33,280 Now armed with the most powerful Lantern light to ever exist, Unbrox set out to recapture all of existence, with Sinestro at the helm of its army of worlds. 1391 01:15:33,280 --> 01:15:42,280 Unbrox and Sinestro, alongside the Legion of Doom, attacked Earth and converted nearly every inhabitant on the planet into a member of Unbrox's army. 1392 01:15:42,280 --> 01:15:51,280 However, the Justice League was able to tap into the Earth's inherent connection with the white light of life, break Unbrox's hold on the planet, and beat back Unbrox for now. 1393 01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:52,280 So it's not even... 1394 01:15:52,280 --> 01:15:53,280 Dunya? 1395 01:15:53,280 --> 01:15:54,280 Right. 1396 01:15:54,280 --> 01:15:56,280 Its abilities and powers. 1397 01:15:56,280 --> 01:16:09,280 So, as a living sun at the heart of its own island universe, Unbrox physically comprises of the natural fundamental energies that make up its being, along with a few abilities unique to itself. 1398 01:16:09,280 --> 01:16:14,280 So, electromagnetism, gravity manipulation, radiation production... 1399 01:16:14,280 --> 01:16:22,280 Unbrox is usually seen wrapped within a wreath of shadows and light, using both of these elements to reach out and grasp the various star clusters within its reach. 1400 01:16:22,280 --> 01:16:26,280 So it's almost like a... 1401 01:16:26,280 --> 01:16:28,280 Like ego? 1402 01:16:28,280 --> 01:16:29,280 A little bit. 1403 01:16:29,280 --> 01:16:31,280 But it's literally like a sun. 1404 01:16:31,280 --> 01:16:33,280 That's what it is. 1405 01:16:33,280 --> 01:16:36,280 Like, it's a ultraviolet light being. 1406 01:16:36,280 --> 01:16:37,280 Damn. 1407 01:16:37,280 --> 01:16:52,280 Unbrox can manipulate the coldest, darkest, most hateful, permeable elements within both the mind and the heart, tapping into and feeding off of the infinite annals of bloodless and self-hatred of anyone and everything it assimilates. 1408 01:16:52,280 --> 01:17:10,280 Unlike other emotional energies and its representative rings, Unbrox's invisible spectrum controls the host instead of the other way around, capable of psychologically linking with and controlling any and everything the living galaxy is currently simulated in. 1409 01:17:10,280 --> 01:17:25,280 Every planetary system that Unbrox absorbs into its galaxy becomes a living extension of Unbrox itself, effectively giving planets sentience as it cultivates them and their native species into its own lantern core. 1410 01:17:25,280 --> 01:17:27,280 So it's like literally like a parasite. 1411 01:17:27,280 --> 01:17:28,280 Geez. 1412 01:17:28,280 --> 01:17:48,280 It also has chlorokinesis, elemental control, weather manipulation, electromagnetism, gravity manipulation. Unbrox is able to move unseen and undetected by any and all known forms of tracking and allocation, making its ability to influence potential star systems and bringing them into its collective all the more terrifying. 1413 01:17:48,280 --> 01:18:09,280 Being the embodiment of the ultraviolet light, Unbrox can control, manipulate, and generate bright purple energy derived from the invisible spectrum, which comprises all of negative, primitive emotions deep inside all sentient and non-sentient life in the universe, powers of which are similar to the lantern core rings and their corresponding emotional entities. 1414 01:18:09,280 --> 01:18:19,280 Energy absorption, energy projection, Unbrox can also reach out and communicate as well as manipulate an infinite number of conscious and non-sentient psyches all at once. 1415 01:18:19,280 --> 01:18:26,280 Mind control, psychic link, it's immortal, faster than light flight, and interstellar trouble. 1416 01:18:26,280 --> 01:18:29,280 So it's a very, very powerful being. 1417 01:18:29,280 --> 01:18:33,280 And if you, that's what they're fighting apparently now. 1418 01:18:33,280 --> 01:18:36,280 Totality itself. 1419 01:18:36,280 --> 01:18:37,280 Kind of, yeah. 1420 01:18:37,280 --> 01:18:41,280 But also since ultraviolet is not being able to, you can't see it. 1421 01:18:41,280 --> 01:18:42,280 Right. 1422 01:18:42,280 --> 01:18:45,280 Just, surprise motherfucker. 1423 01:18:45,280 --> 01:18:48,280 Put these special glasses on, it's the only way to see it. 1424 01:18:48,280 --> 01:18:49,280 Yeah, pretty much, yeah. 1425 01:18:49,280 --> 01:18:50,280 Cats can see it. 1426 01:18:50,280 --> 01:18:53,280 Gee, I guess I won cat with the red lantern. 1427 01:18:53,280 --> 01:18:54,280 I can fight him. 1428 01:18:54,280 --> 01:19:00,280 I'll fight him by myself. 1429 01:19:00,280 --> 01:19:05,280 So yeah, a lot of, a lot of world building by Jeff Johns. 1430 01:19:05,280 --> 01:19:08,280 Yeah, he's a busy guy. 1431 01:19:08,280 --> 01:19:10,280 He watched too many episodes of Power Rangers. 1432 01:19:10,280 --> 01:19:13,280 They just went full on. 1433 01:19:13,280 --> 01:19:15,280 Here's where I make it my own thing. 1434 01:19:15,280 --> 01:19:18,280 Pretty much, yeah. 1435 01:19:18,280 --> 01:19:21,280 All right, ready to move into some Reddit for today? 1436 01:19:21,280 --> 01:19:22,280 Sure. 1437 01:19:22,280 --> 01:19:24,280 Let's see what we got here. 1438 01:19:24,280 --> 01:19:27,280 What can we destroy your mind with today? 1439 01:19:27,280 --> 01:19:29,280 My cat tried to fuck me. 1440 01:19:29,280 --> 01:19:31,280 He's a random ass reddant. 1441 01:19:31,280 --> 01:19:32,280 Would it be surprising? 1442 01:19:32,280 --> 01:19:35,280 Caught my brother fucking my dog. 1443 01:19:35,280 --> 01:19:36,280 No. 1444 01:19:36,280 --> 01:19:40,280 Caught my brother fucking the cat while the cat fucked the dog. 1445 01:19:40,280 --> 01:19:43,280 All right, first one is by Wacka Looley. 1446 01:19:43,280 --> 01:19:44,280 Wacka Looley. 1447 01:19:44,280 --> 01:19:49,280 This person puts, I got back from the movies last night after watching Deadpool and Wolverine. 1448 01:19:49,280 --> 01:19:50,280 I went by myself. 1449 01:19:50,280 --> 01:19:51,280 Did I write this? 1450 01:19:51,280 --> 01:19:52,280 No. 1451 01:19:52,280 --> 01:19:57,280 I went by myself since my wife isn't a huge Marvel fan and she plans with, she had plans 1452 01:19:57,280 --> 01:19:58,280 with her parents. 1453 01:19:58,280 --> 01:20:02,280 So whenever I got back, I had the damn song stuck in my head. 1454 01:20:02,280 --> 01:20:06,280 So as soon as I got home, I started blasting it on my speakers and singing and dancing 1455 01:20:06,280 --> 01:20:07,280 along. 1456 01:20:07,280 --> 01:20:08,280 It wasn't pretty. 1457 01:20:08,280 --> 01:20:09,280 Which was which song? 1458 01:20:09,280 --> 01:20:14,600 What I didn't know is that my wife was already home and she heard the commotion and went 1459 01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:16,280 out of the room and saw me going all out. 1460 01:20:16,280 --> 01:20:22,640 I turned and saw her looking hella upset and she just said, oh, I see and stormed back 1461 01:20:22,640 --> 01:20:23,640 out of the room. 1462 01:20:23,640 --> 01:20:24,640 What the fuck? 1463 01:20:24,640 --> 01:20:26,280 What did she see? 1464 01:20:26,280 --> 01:20:30,800 I must have spent an hour trying to convince her that it wasn't from the, that it's from 1465 01:20:30,800 --> 01:20:34,440 the movie and not my internal thoughts about our relationship. 1466 01:20:34,440 --> 01:20:36,140 We're going to see it again next weekend. 1467 01:20:36,140 --> 01:20:37,620 But the title was what gave it away. 1468 01:20:37,620 --> 01:20:38,620 So I couldn't tell her. 1469 01:20:38,620 --> 01:20:39,800 Today I fucked up. 1470 01:20:39,800 --> 01:20:42,880 I blasted the song bye bye bye to Nsync. 1471 01:20:42,880 --> 01:20:44,080 Not really to my wife was home. 1472 01:20:44,080 --> 01:20:46,280 Why would she think that that was the way she been? 1473 01:20:46,280 --> 01:20:50,880 Because she walked in and went bye bye bye. 1474 01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:52,280 And then we have an edit. 1475 01:20:52,280 --> 01:20:55,440 Y'all are taking this way too serious. 1476 01:20:55,440 --> 01:20:56,440 It's not a big deal. 1477 01:20:56,440 --> 01:20:59,240 And she admitted it was a dumb thing to think. 1478 01:20:59,240 --> 01:21:03,400 We're going to see the movie again for me this weekend. 1479 01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:07,920 Thank you for your concern, but she's not abusive and no, we don't need therapy. 1480 01:21:07,920 --> 01:21:12,160 I do sing along to the radio every now and then mostly to annoy her because I can't sing 1481 01:21:12,160 --> 01:21:13,160 worth a damn. 1482 01:21:13,160 --> 01:21:18,080 Y'all be spending too much time on am I the asshole and other subreddits. 1483 01:21:18,080 --> 01:21:19,080 Damn. 1484 01:21:19,080 --> 01:21:21,920 Am I an absolute piece of shit? 1485 01:21:21,920 --> 01:21:23,920 Yes, I am. 1486 01:21:23,920 --> 01:21:26,720 Somebody just, yes you are. 1487 01:21:26,720 --> 01:21:27,720 All right. 1488 01:21:27,720 --> 01:21:34,560 There was one where they were doing the top five jokers of all time and Jared Leto wasn't 1489 01:21:34,560 --> 01:21:35,560 on the list. 1490 01:21:35,560 --> 01:21:42,080 Or no, they were saying everyone that's ever portrayed joker on live action and Jared Leto 1491 01:21:42,080 --> 01:21:44,640 wasn't on the list at all. 1492 01:21:44,640 --> 01:21:48,440 So he's like, well fuck me I guess. 1493 01:21:48,440 --> 01:21:52,520 And so like the actual account from Jared Leto, I could be wrong, it could just be like 1494 01:21:52,520 --> 01:21:53,520 a troll account. 1495 01:21:53,520 --> 01:21:56,360 And then underneath that like, yeah, fuck you. 1496 01:21:56,360 --> 01:22:00,040 I mean, he was not a good joker. 1497 01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:01,040 I'm sorry. 1498 01:22:01,040 --> 01:22:02,040 A weird portrayal. 1499 01:22:02,040 --> 01:22:04,800 A very weird portrayal with a gold grill. 1500 01:22:04,800 --> 01:22:06,600 Kind of weird. 1501 01:22:06,600 --> 01:22:09,360 You don't like my grill? 1502 01:22:09,360 --> 01:22:12,600 My diamond encrusted teeth? 1503 01:22:12,600 --> 01:22:14,640 Just fucking weird as could be. 1504 01:22:14,640 --> 01:22:15,880 Next one is by King David. 1505 01:22:15,880 --> 01:22:20,880 This person puts, I recently changed my phone number and ended up with one previously owned 1506 01:22:20,880 --> 01:22:24,200 by a woman who changed her number to get away from her ex-girlfriend. 1507 01:22:24,200 --> 01:22:25,200 Uh oh. 1508 01:22:25,200 --> 01:22:31,840 To make this less confusing, let's call the ex-girlfriend Sarah and the other woman, Lisa. 1509 01:22:31,840 --> 01:22:36,160 One day I received a message from Lisa because she texted her previous number, which is now 1510 01:22:36,160 --> 01:22:41,320 mine and asked if I could provide a security code being sent to her the number so she could 1511 01:22:41,320 --> 01:22:45,320 log into her social media accounts and update them with her new number. 1512 01:22:45,320 --> 01:22:47,320 I provided her with the codes. 1513 01:22:47,320 --> 01:22:48,320 So far? 1514 01:22:48,320 --> 01:22:49,320 So far? 1515 01:22:49,320 --> 01:22:53,920 I provided her with the codes, which she requested them, or when she requested them. 1516 01:22:53,920 --> 01:22:57,480 I was also happy to help because I needed her to remove the number from her accounts 1517 01:22:57,480 --> 01:22:59,480 so I could link it to mine. 1518 01:22:59,480 --> 01:23:05,280 Note, I use a password manager for my two factor authentication codes aren't generated 1519 01:23:05,280 --> 01:23:10,760 within the manager so my two factor codes aren't sent via SMS. 1520 01:23:10,760 --> 01:23:13,600 I also have a passkey set up on all accounts which allow it. 1521 01:23:13,600 --> 01:23:16,240 Some of you believe that I shouldn't have given her the codes. 1522 01:23:16,240 --> 01:23:21,200 I can't argue with that, but in this particular case Lisa's intentions were honest, nothing 1523 01:23:21,200 --> 01:23:22,200 nefarious. 1524 01:23:22,200 --> 01:23:26,440 We chatted a bit about general stuff and decided to keep the lines of communication open in 1525 01:23:26,440 --> 01:23:30,600 case we needed to access an account or something like that between us. 1526 01:23:30,600 --> 01:23:35,120 Lisa had this number for a very long time because it was linked to everything. 1527 01:23:35,120 --> 01:23:38,840 When she went through an easy pass, I got an alert. 1528 01:23:38,840 --> 01:23:42,880 When her kid was absent from school, I got an alert. 1529 01:23:42,880 --> 01:23:43,880 Jesus Christ. 1530 01:23:43,880 --> 01:23:46,800 Changes to her credit score, I got an alert. 1531 01:23:46,800 --> 01:23:50,480 Doctor's appointment, doctor's office appointments, hospital visits. 1532 01:23:50,480 --> 01:23:51,480 I guess who knew first. 1533 01:23:51,480 --> 01:23:55,520 Pharmacy alerts, spa check ins, hair salon appointments. 1534 01:23:55,520 --> 01:23:59,160 I even knew when she got her cortisol oil changed along with the inspection report. 1535 01:23:59,160 --> 01:24:00,160 Jesus. 1536 01:24:00,160 --> 01:24:05,000 I texted Lisa one day asking her to remove her number from a social app so I could create 1537 01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:07,000 an account using my own number. 1538 01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:11,860 What I didn't know was that for at the time I texted her, she was around Sarah for reasons 1539 01:24:11,860 --> 01:24:13,240 I don't know. 1540 01:24:13,240 --> 01:24:18,480 Sarah saw my name pop up and assumed I was someone Lisa was involved with. 1541 01:24:18,480 --> 01:24:23,000 Lisa had spent a weekend at a hotel a few weeks prior before I knew her with someone 1542 01:24:23,000 --> 01:24:25,400 and Sarah thinks I'm that person. 1543 01:24:25,400 --> 01:24:30,640 Now Sarah somehow managed to get my number and called pretending to be a friend of Lisa. 1544 01:24:30,640 --> 01:24:34,280 I told her this is no longer her number, but I am in contact with Lisa. 1545 01:24:34,280 --> 01:24:36,880 I'll let her know to reach out to you. 1546 01:24:36,880 --> 01:24:39,560 She then started asking how I knew Lisa. 1547 01:24:39,560 --> 01:24:41,360 I explained the situation. 1548 01:24:41,360 --> 01:24:45,560 Then she started asking where I was from, saying I'm Jackie, what's your name? 1549 01:24:45,560 --> 01:24:46,560 What is this you live at? 1550 01:24:46,560 --> 01:24:51,040 What do you call out into your trash? 1551 01:24:51,040 --> 01:24:55,560 I was a bit nervous answering these questions because it seemed invasive for someone reaching 1552 01:24:55,560 --> 01:24:58,040 out to the wrong person, but I answered them. 1553 01:24:58,040 --> 01:25:01,800 I texted Lisa to let her know that someone named Jackie was looking for her. 1554 01:25:01,800 --> 01:25:05,860 Jackie looked at my phone number and Jackie found the phone first. 1555 01:25:05,860 --> 01:25:08,360 As it turned out, Lisa was with Jackie at the time. 1556 01:25:08,360 --> 01:25:15,960 So it was impossible for her to call. 1557 01:25:15,960 --> 01:25:19,560 That's when the drama really started because Sarah was pretending to be Jackie during that 1558 01:25:19,560 --> 01:25:21,240 call. 1559 01:25:21,240 --> 01:25:26,400 Now Sarah has called me from about 20 different numbers pretending to be various people in 1560 01:25:26,400 --> 01:25:29,460 an attempt to get information on me. 1561 01:25:29,460 --> 01:25:33,080 She has cussed me out and blown up my phone and hasn't stopped. 1562 01:25:33,080 --> 01:25:37,240 Since I got the number, I've also received calls from debt collectors looking for Sarah. 1563 01:25:37,240 --> 01:25:43,560 I usually tell them that I don't know who that is and that I got this number and they 1564 01:25:43,560 --> 01:25:46,200 say they'll remove it from the system. 1565 01:25:46,200 --> 01:25:51,200 Now when debt collectors calls looking for Sarah, I say I don't know her but I can't 1566 01:25:51,200 --> 01:25:55,240 stand that bitch and then I give them Sarah's main number. 1567 01:25:55,240 --> 01:25:58,200 Just to be clear, I don't know any of these women. 1568 01:25:58,200 --> 01:26:01,520 All I did was get a new number and it came with all of this bullshit. 1569 01:26:01,520 --> 01:26:04,560 Why wouldn't they cycle you an actual fresh number? 1570 01:26:04,560 --> 01:26:06,960 Why would they give you someone else's old number? 1571 01:26:06,960 --> 01:26:10,120 Yeah, well they try to answer this. 1572 01:26:10,120 --> 01:26:11,120 Okay. 1573 01:26:11,120 --> 01:26:15,080 It's like oh my god, I'm not reading all of this because this is a lot of shit and it 1574 01:26:15,080 --> 01:26:17,680 would be a very long episode otherwise with the update. 1575 01:26:17,680 --> 01:26:20,720 In 1963, it starts going on. 1576 01:26:20,720 --> 01:26:23,480 Oh you have no idea, like it's long on the update. 1577 01:26:23,480 --> 01:26:24,960 That's what I tell ladies. 1578 01:26:24,960 --> 01:26:25,960 On the update. 1579 01:26:25,960 --> 01:26:27,520 It's long on the updates. 1580 01:26:27,520 --> 01:26:33,520 I let you know girl, my dick's still buffering. 1581 01:26:33,520 --> 01:26:38,280 So this person finishes after that and says believe it or not, this is my third number 1582 01:26:38,280 --> 01:26:42,080 change in two months because I had to change the previous number because the previous owner 1583 01:26:42,080 --> 01:26:48,440 Tasha had men sending nude pictures and calling the phone with her sexy voice at 2-3 in the 1584 01:26:48,440 --> 01:26:49,440 morning. 1585 01:26:49,440 --> 01:26:50,440 Free nude pictures? 1586 01:26:50,440 --> 01:26:51,440 What are you talking about? 1587 01:26:51,440 --> 01:26:55,680 I couldn't take it anymore so I changed the number and ended up with this drama. 1588 01:26:55,680 --> 01:26:58,400 So it went from nude pictures to this drama. 1589 01:26:58,400 --> 01:27:01,240 I'd just be like nice cock. 1590 01:27:01,240 --> 01:27:05,840 Some company has cautioned me not to change the number for a few months and hope that 1591 01:27:05,840 --> 01:27:10,040 this will all go away before requesting another change because it could happen again because 1592 01:27:10,040 --> 01:27:15,520 numbers are only recycled for 60-90 days and then they're back online. 1593 01:27:15,520 --> 01:27:19,720 This is just a quick overview of what's happening but it gets crazier. 1594 01:27:19,720 --> 01:27:22,200 I just don't have the patience to type it all. 1595 01:27:22,200 --> 01:27:23,200 Edit. 1596 01:27:23,200 --> 01:27:26,400 Since some of these people are asking for more I will try to post a part 2 of this drama 1597 01:27:26,400 --> 01:27:28,440 if I get time this weekend. 1598 01:27:28,440 --> 01:27:31,360 And then there's a long ass update. 1599 01:27:31,360 --> 01:27:32,360 Oh lord. 1600 01:27:32,360 --> 01:27:33,360 I'm not reading all that though. 1601 01:27:33,360 --> 01:27:34,360 That's a long update. 1602 01:27:34,360 --> 01:27:35,360 You still don't understand what happened. 1603 01:27:35,360 --> 01:27:37,160 All my whole life is ruined. 1604 01:27:37,160 --> 01:27:39,720 Yeah it's him blocking her and all this. 1605 01:27:39,720 --> 01:27:41,200 It's like shouldn't that be in Will? 1606 01:27:41,200 --> 01:27:42,800 That's what I would have did. 1607 01:27:42,800 --> 01:27:44,480 Yeah just block the number. 1608 01:27:44,480 --> 01:27:45,480 Yeah. 1609 01:27:45,480 --> 01:27:48,320 Alright next one is by a traditional term 9593. 1610 01:27:48,320 --> 01:27:50,280 This person puts. 1611 01:27:50,280 --> 01:27:53,600 This story is somewhat sexual in nature. 1612 01:27:53,600 --> 01:27:56,440 If that's not your thing it might be best for you to click home. 1613 01:27:56,440 --> 01:27:58,280 That's how I started every story. 1614 01:27:58,280 --> 01:28:00,440 I went to church and this story is sexual in nature. 1615 01:28:00,440 --> 01:28:03,560 Oh that would be so fucked up. 1616 01:28:03,560 --> 01:28:06,360 No I guess I would say like this story is sexual in nature so I went to church this 1617 01:28:06,360 --> 01:28:07,600 morning. 1618 01:28:07,600 --> 01:28:08,600 And the priest. 1619 01:28:08,600 --> 01:28:11,080 And the priest was from DeRogar. 1620 01:28:11,080 --> 01:28:14,280 This person puts. 1621 01:28:14,280 --> 01:28:17,680 I have always went into the confession stand like Father I've sinned and he's like tell 1622 01:28:17,680 --> 01:28:18,680 me about it. 1623 01:28:18,680 --> 01:28:22,000 He'll tell me more than you tell me everything. 1624 01:28:22,000 --> 01:28:25,400 You hear the little divider slide. 1625 01:28:25,400 --> 01:28:33,880 Leave no details out. 1626 01:28:33,880 --> 01:28:37,840 I have always loved using hand held shower heads to masturbate. 1627 01:28:37,840 --> 01:28:41,640 Going all in huh? 1628 01:28:41,640 --> 01:28:46,360 And the hotel I'm staying at has a really fancy one with different settings. 1629 01:28:46,360 --> 01:28:47,760 I found a setting that I liked. 1630 01:28:47,760 --> 01:28:51,720 Set the temperature where I liked it slightly cooler than my normal wash temp. 1631 01:28:51,720 --> 01:28:53,880 I then proceeded on my journey to Pleasure Town. 1632 01:28:53,880 --> 01:28:54,880 It felt really good. 1633 01:28:54,880 --> 01:28:56,680 I found a setting called Splatter Shy. 1634 01:28:56,680 --> 01:28:59,120 Like a shotgun. 1635 01:28:59,120 --> 01:29:01,240 Like really good. 1636 01:29:01,240 --> 01:29:06,040 So so much that when someone in a nearby apartment turned their shower off causing the water 1637 01:29:06,040 --> 01:29:09,800 to get super hot almost instantly I didn't want to stop. 1638 01:29:09,800 --> 01:29:11,040 Cue the eff up. 1639 01:29:11,040 --> 01:29:15,040 I tried to push through it to hit my O. In that moment I forgot I could just turn it 1640 01:29:15,040 --> 01:29:16,360 down. 1641 01:29:16,360 --> 01:29:20,440 So now here I am lying in a bed with a scorched set of lady parts and I didn't even get to 1642 01:29:20,440 --> 01:29:21,440 my destination. 1643 01:29:21,440 --> 01:29:22,440 Damn. 1644 01:29:22,440 --> 01:29:26,520 And then an edit, for the lovely concerned people out there I can happily report that 1645 01:29:26,520 --> 01:29:28,760 there doesn't appear to be any lasting damage. 1646 01:29:28,760 --> 01:29:32,560 Like that was just a burnt coochie. 1647 01:29:32,560 --> 01:29:36,400 As of this morning the last of the pain is gone and I'm able to check to make sure that 1648 01:29:36,400 --> 01:29:38,720 everything still works thank god. 1649 01:29:38,720 --> 01:29:39,720 Damn. 1650 01:29:39,720 --> 01:29:44,560 Uh we'll skip over that one. 1651 01:29:44,560 --> 01:29:45,560 A keoki? 1652 01:29:45,560 --> 01:29:48,560 It was just a white chocolate mocha latte. 1653 01:29:48,560 --> 01:29:49,560 What? 1654 01:29:49,560 --> 01:29:50,560 That's all that says? 1655 01:29:50,560 --> 01:29:51,560 Wouldn't that what? 1656 01:29:51,560 --> 01:29:54,320 I'll go ahead and read it then. 1657 01:29:54,320 --> 01:30:00,040 The person is nr92 with a bunch of spaces in between so. 1658 01:30:00,040 --> 01:30:01,040 Yeah. 1659 01:30:01,040 --> 01:30:02,040 What? 1660 01:30:02,040 --> 01:30:03,040 That guy. 1661 01:30:03,040 --> 01:30:04,640 Went to the Starbucks kiosk at my job. 1662 01:30:04,640 --> 01:30:07,120 Told the barista I wanted a white chocolate mocha grande. 1663 01:30:07,120 --> 01:30:08,120 Why here? 1664 01:30:08,120 --> 01:30:09,760 Did I ever tell you a racist joke? 1665 01:30:09,760 --> 01:30:10,760 What's that? 1666 01:30:10,760 --> 01:30:17,320 Uh it's not really racist racist but it's it's not have I told this joke if I told someone 1667 01:30:17,320 --> 01:30:18,320 else? 1668 01:30:18,320 --> 01:30:20,160 Okay do you know that Dos Equis guy? 1669 01:30:20,160 --> 01:30:21,160 Yeah. 1670 01:30:21,160 --> 01:30:22,760 I don't always do this but when I do. 1671 01:30:22,760 --> 01:30:23,760 Yeah yeah. 1672 01:30:23,760 --> 01:30:24,760 Right? 1673 01:30:24,760 --> 01:30:25,760 Yeah. 1674 01:30:25,760 --> 01:30:28,400 I made this joke where I was like I don't always say the N word but when I do I use 1675 01:30:28,400 --> 01:30:30,360 a hard E-R. 1676 01:30:30,360 --> 01:30:31,360 Stay thirsty my friends. 1677 01:30:31,360 --> 01:30:34,280 I don't always do that with the Dos Equis. 1678 01:30:34,280 --> 01:30:37,760 I guess that's really like a fancy racist it's just dumb. 1679 01:30:37,760 --> 01:30:38,760 Right. 1680 01:30:38,760 --> 01:30:40,440 I use a Dos Equis stuff for everything. 1681 01:30:40,440 --> 01:30:48,800 I don't always miss this but then I understand it with stay thirsty my friends. 1682 01:30:48,800 --> 01:30:54,120 The only one I can think of that's not horrible is the one where it's uh there's a post on 1683 01:30:54,120 --> 01:30:59,680 X I think where it's uh name something that white people can do that black people can't 1684 01:30:59,680 --> 01:31:03,600 and the person underneath that it's like change a fire alarms battery. 1685 01:31:03,600 --> 01:31:04,600 Yeah. 1686 01:31:04,600 --> 01:31:09,440 Because it's always a beep beep beep beep and the person touche. 1687 01:31:09,440 --> 01:31:12,320 It's always like bleeee. 1688 01:31:12,320 --> 01:31:15,400 Like it'd be like a dead silence and bleeee. 1689 01:31:15,400 --> 01:31:22,800 Oh what is his name uh oh there's a YouTuber that he does tiktoks through though. 1690 01:31:22,800 --> 01:31:27,840 Uh damn I cannot remember his name for the life of me. 1691 01:31:27,840 --> 01:31:30,120 It's gonna bother me too. 1692 01:31:30,120 --> 01:31:31,760 But uh what do you call it? 1693 01:31:31,760 --> 01:31:32,760 That's his name. 1694 01:31:32,760 --> 01:31:33,760 Oh Trey Rags. 1695 01:31:33,760 --> 01:31:34,760 That's his name. 1696 01:31:34,760 --> 01:31:35,760 Suckerberry. 1697 01:31:35,760 --> 01:31:36,760 Trey Rags. 1698 01:31:36,760 --> 01:31:37,760 That's his name. 1699 01:31:37,760 --> 01:31:42,160 Uh he does like shorts and stuff like that but uh he did this one where he's calling 1700 01:31:42,160 --> 01:31:43,920 a uh a job. 1701 01:31:43,920 --> 01:31:47,680 It's like and they're asking him so so uh what are you eating? 1702 01:31:47,680 --> 01:31:51,240 He's like uh you know like he goes through the whole trying to be white thing over the 1703 01:31:51,240 --> 01:31:55,200 phone and they keep trying to catch him on everything and he makes it all the way to 1704 01:31:55,200 --> 01:31:57,280 the very end and then the fire alarm beeps. 1705 01:31:57,280 --> 01:32:02,880 And they're like yeah we don't want your fucking black ass and then hangs up on him. 1706 01:32:02,880 --> 01:32:05,320 He's like we're gonna go another way. 1707 01:32:05,320 --> 01:32:06,320 Just hang up. 1708 01:32:06,320 --> 01:32:08,360 But it's like we know you're black. 1709 01:32:08,360 --> 01:32:09,360 Dang. 1710 01:32:09,360 --> 01:32:13,680 Just because of the fire alarm chirping. 1711 01:32:13,680 --> 01:32:17,760 Just like a very stereotypical joke but still funny. 1712 01:32:17,760 --> 01:32:23,440 Alright uh alright so uh went to the Starbucks kiosk at my job. 1713 01:32:23,440 --> 01:32:28,000 Told the barista I wanted a white chocolate mocha grande with only two pumps of white 1714 01:32:28,000 --> 01:32:29,000 chocolate. 1715 01:32:29,000 --> 01:32:30,700 He slapped the shit out of me. 1716 01:32:30,700 --> 01:32:31,920 She said what? 1717 01:32:31,920 --> 01:32:35,660 I repeated that I wanted a white chocolate mocha latte. 1718 01:32:35,660 --> 01:32:37,080 She put in hot chocolate. 1719 01:32:37,080 --> 01:32:38,640 Did I stutter girl? 1720 01:32:38,640 --> 01:32:40,180 She put in hot chocolate. 1721 01:32:40,180 --> 01:32:42,200 I said white. 1722 01:32:42,200 --> 01:32:45,440 I noticed her error right before using Apple Pay. 1723 01:32:45,440 --> 01:32:50,720 Whenever I reiterated that I wanted a white chocolate mocha literally said I'm sorry 1724 01:32:50,720 --> 01:32:54,640 but I'm actually wanted a white chocolate mocha latte not a hot chocolate. 1725 01:32:54,640 --> 01:32:56,720 She said you said chocolate. 1726 01:32:56,720 --> 01:32:57,720 That's a hot chocolate. 1727 01:32:57,720 --> 01:33:04,840 I didn't ask for white chocolate. 1728 01:33:04,840 --> 01:33:09,240 Try to have enough fucking argument at Starbucks like a crazy person. 1729 01:33:09,240 --> 01:33:11,520 Try to make sure that I was saying my order right. 1730 01:33:11,520 --> 01:33:18,440 I repeated no I just want a white chocolate mocha latte while lightly tapping my hand 1731 01:33:18,440 --> 01:33:22,160 on the counter after each word in the order name slowly. 1732 01:33:22,160 --> 01:33:23,160 So you're just like wait. 1733 01:33:23,160 --> 01:33:24,160 Yes. 1734 01:33:24,160 --> 01:33:25,160 Mocha. 1735 01:33:25,160 --> 01:33:30,680 The tapping I was doing without thinking as I was very focused on making sure I said all 1736 01:33:30,680 --> 01:33:33,800 four words correctly in the right order. 1737 01:33:33,800 --> 01:33:38,400 So white tap chocolate tap mocha tap latte tap. 1738 01:33:38,400 --> 01:33:39,840 Grande tapety tap. 1739 01:33:39,840 --> 01:33:41,800 To avoid confusion. 1740 01:33:41,800 --> 01:33:46,440 I didn't really didn't raise my voice or did anything that would have been expressed as 1741 01:33:46,440 --> 01:33:47,940 aggression. 1742 01:33:47,940 --> 01:33:51,160 The barista immediately got offended by my tapping. 1743 01:33:51,160 --> 01:33:55,680 I would do a shoot you T tapping on my counter. 1744 01:33:55,680 --> 01:33:57,520 She quickly snapped at me. 1745 01:33:57,520 --> 01:34:02,000 Okay you want a white mocha and you don't need to do all that tapping to get what you 1746 01:34:02,000 --> 01:34:04,000 want. 1747 01:34:04,000 --> 01:34:05,000 Cut off card. 1748 01:34:05,000 --> 01:34:10,240 I tried to say that I wasn't tapping for her but for me but I'm sure that whatever I said 1749 01:34:10,240 --> 01:34:13,240 wasn't good enough and she left in a huff. 1750 01:34:13,240 --> 01:34:16,080 I haven't heard that word in a while. 1751 01:34:16,080 --> 01:34:18,880 Asking another barista to take her spot. 1752 01:34:18,880 --> 01:34:22,080 You handed this mother fuck. 1753 01:34:22,080 --> 01:34:25,200 The other one comes in right and gives him a hot chocolate mocha. 1754 01:34:25,200 --> 01:34:26,200 No God. 1755 01:34:26,200 --> 01:34:27,200 Oh hang on. 1756 01:34:27,200 --> 01:34:32,200 I ended up being served a mocha not white chocolate. 1757 01:34:32,200 --> 01:34:39,040 And they didn't even call out my order. 1758 01:34:39,040 --> 01:34:44,280 I would be like in this fucking roundhouse day I want a white chocolate mocha. 1759 01:34:44,280 --> 01:34:48,320 So you got just a mocha. 1760 01:34:48,320 --> 01:34:50,920 Here bitch here's your mocha. 1761 01:34:50,920 --> 01:34:52,560 And they're getting three drinks instead. 1762 01:34:52,560 --> 01:34:53,560 They're all hot chocolate. 1763 01:34:53,560 --> 01:34:54,560 Like damn. 1764 01:34:54,560 --> 01:34:57,560 And they didn't even call out his order. 1765 01:34:57,560 --> 01:34:58,560 What now? 1766 01:34:58,560 --> 01:35:01,480 Oh how am I supposed to know? 1767 01:35:01,480 --> 01:35:05,040 Later I looked up the drink on the Starbucks website to see if maybe I had said something 1768 01:35:05,040 --> 01:35:08,400 wrong which I doubted because I'd ordered the same thing for years now. 1769 01:35:08,400 --> 01:35:09,840 My god dang genius. 1770 01:35:09,840 --> 01:35:10,840 And I was wrong. 1771 01:35:10,840 --> 01:35:11,840 And say latte. 1772 01:35:11,840 --> 01:35:17,240 It was listed as white chocolate mocha on their menu. 1773 01:35:17,240 --> 01:35:18,240 Damn. 1774 01:35:18,240 --> 01:35:20,400 Now I'm too embarrassed to go back there again. 1775 01:35:20,400 --> 01:35:23,000 I believe you're a little out of two states away. 1776 01:35:23,000 --> 01:35:24,920 And then edit. 1777 01:35:24,920 --> 01:35:30,040 Some have brought to my attention that a mocha and a latte are different so updating to reflect 1778 01:35:30,040 --> 01:35:35,000 that saying mocha latte was incorrect it was listed as white chocolate mocha. 1779 01:35:35,000 --> 01:35:36,000 Fuck. 1780 01:35:36,000 --> 01:35:38,600 Ain't nothing worse than realizing your own mistake. 1781 01:35:38,600 --> 01:35:41,840 And it's like fuck I gotta burn that Starbucks down. 1782 01:35:41,840 --> 01:35:44,840 All of them saying oh hot chocolate. 1783 01:35:44,840 --> 01:35:49,000 I think this went to the most basic thing they could. 1784 01:35:49,000 --> 01:35:50,000 Here you go hot chocolate. 1785 01:35:50,000 --> 01:35:51,000 Like no god dang. 1786 01:35:51,000 --> 01:35:52,000 Alright. 1787 01:35:52,000 --> 01:35:54,000 I'm in the time prison like thank you. 1788 01:35:54,000 --> 01:35:55,000 Fuck it. 1789 01:35:55,000 --> 01:35:56,000 Fuck that. 1790 01:35:56,000 --> 01:35:57,000 Just give up. 1791 01:35:57,000 --> 01:36:02,560 No no the minute they give me the wrong order I'm like well this is my order. 1792 01:36:02,560 --> 01:36:03,560 Want your mini mac? 1793 01:36:03,560 --> 01:36:05,880 I'm just unconvertational as fuck. 1794 01:36:05,880 --> 01:36:06,880 Thank you. 1795 01:36:06,880 --> 01:36:07,880 I'll try my hot chocolate today. 1796 01:36:07,880 --> 01:36:14,440 Can I get a like if I was like deathly diabetic right like a sugar for they gave me a full 1797 01:36:14,440 --> 01:36:15,440 like thank you. 1798 01:36:15,440 --> 01:36:18,440 I can go into a fucking jock. 1799 01:36:18,440 --> 01:36:22,560 What's it almost like with your mini mac? 1800 01:36:22,560 --> 01:36:23,560 You order a big big pack. 1801 01:36:23,560 --> 01:36:26,560 That was a fucking half a mac. 1802 01:36:26,560 --> 01:36:30,800 They did me dirty than Elvis. 1803 01:36:30,800 --> 01:36:31,800 Yes they did. 1804 01:36:31,800 --> 01:36:34,320 At least he got to die on a toy like a mac. 1805 01:36:34,320 --> 01:36:40,280 It's like well I guess I got a half a mac now. 1806 01:36:40,280 --> 01:36:43,400 Man I was like what the fuck is this? 1807 01:36:43,400 --> 01:36:47,120 They still gave me the sauce and the lettuce on top of the top bun so I couldn't even hold 1808 01:36:47,120 --> 01:36:48,120 it. 1809 01:36:48,120 --> 01:36:51,720 The top was fucking wet. 1810 01:36:51,720 --> 01:36:52,720 Fucking hilarious there. 1811 01:36:52,720 --> 01:36:53,720 Motherfuckers man. 1812 01:36:53,720 --> 01:36:57,880 Alright next one is by specific active 9456. 1813 01:36:57,880 --> 01:36:58,880 Spurs and pids. 1814 01:36:58,880 --> 01:37:02,360 Although where the fuck did you need the 5? 1815 01:37:02,360 --> 01:37:03,360 We should have ended on the hot. 1816 01:37:03,360 --> 01:37:05,880 I can't remember me going to skip that one. 1817 01:37:05,880 --> 01:37:06,880 That shit wasn't going. 1818 01:37:06,880 --> 01:37:10,920 I didn't think it would be as good as it was. 1819 01:37:10,920 --> 01:37:11,920 Spurs and pids. 1820 01:37:11,920 --> 01:37:16,600 I need to tell someone this because honest I'm shocked and slightly disgusted at what 1821 01:37:16,600 --> 01:37:17,600 the human body can do. 1822 01:37:17,600 --> 01:37:20,600 You'd be surprised. 1823 01:37:20,600 --> 01:37:23,160 You'd be surprised on what some of the people will do to a human body. 1824 01:37:23,160 --> 01:37:27,320 You'd be surprised how black shit gets. 1825 01:37:27,320 --> 01:37:29,120 You eat enough brownies you'll find out. 1826 01:37:29,120 --> 01:37:32,760 They're not even the weenie ones. 1827 01:37:32,760 --> 01:37:33,760 Drey brownies. 1828 01:37:33,760 --> 01:37:36,040 Those like hard ass brownies that get stuck to the pan. 1829 01:37:36,040 --> 01:37:41,760 I used to eat them fucking without any milk to water it down like a brick. 1830 01:37:41,760 --> 01:37:46,920 They come back out the same shape they were. 1831 01:37:46,920 --> 01:37:51,560 I am currently five months pregnant and I've been constipated for a week now. 1832 01:37:51,560 --> 01:37:55,920 I think it was a mix of dehydration and the heat getting the best of me. 1833 01:37:55,920 --> 01:37:57,240 Getting a bit worse. 1834 01:37:57,240 --> 01:38:00,680 So not drinking as much as was required. 1835 01:38:00,680 --> 01:38:03,880 Sleeping has been nearly impossible because of pressure on my stomach and random stomach 1836 01:38:03,880 --> 01:38:04,880 pains. 1837 01:38:04,880 --> 01:38:08,160 And just the general gas and bloating has been so uncomfortable. 1838 01:38:08,160 --> 01:38:10,000 I want to feel semi-normal again. 1839 01:38:10,000 --> 01:38:13,280 So I did what any normal person would do. 1840 01:38:13,280 --> 01:38:15,240 I had prune juice. 1841 01:38:15,240 --> 01:38:16,720 The famous prune juice. 1842 01:38:16,720 --> 01:38:20,320 I've had prune juice for three days in a desperate plea to ease my pain. 1843 01:38:20,320 --> 01:38:22,880 And today, I've upped it a bit more for a glass. 1844 01:38:22,880 --> 01:38:27,960 I ate grapes and blueberries for breakfast to try to build up the fiber and drank about 1845 01:38:27,960 --> 01:38:31,480 a liter of water throughout the day to ease anything still in there. 1846 01:38:31,480 --> 01:38:36,920 Luckily, I've been steadily going to the loo all day, which is a massive relief. 1847 01:38:36,920 --> 01:38:42,080 Finally, I would be free of the bloat and the stabbing stomach pains until the last 1848 01:38:42,080 --> 01:38:43,080 bout. 1849 01:38:43,080 --> 01:38:45,820 I was naive, dear reader. 1850 01:38:45,820 --> 01:38:46,820 This is a warning. 1851 01:38:46,820 --> 01:38:48,280 Do not read if you're squeamish. 1852 01:38:48,280 --> 01:38:51,520 Wait, so she was shitting all day long? 1853 01:38:51,520 --> 01:38:52,520 Normally. 1854 01:38:52,520 --> 01:38:53,520 So, okay, so- 1855 01:38:53,520 --> 01:38:55,040 And then now there's pain. 1856 01:38:55,040 --> 01:38:56,040 Oh. 1857 01:38:56,040 --> 01:38:58,080 As the constipation eased- 1858 01:38:58,080 --> 01:39:00,600 What, that one brick that came out? 1859 01:39:00,600 --> 01:39:02,640 The stools became softer. 1860 01:39:02,640 --> 01:39:04,360 Some became diarrhea. 1861 01:39:04,360 --> 01:39:06,440 And then lots of liquid. 1862 01:39:06,440 --> 01:39:08,000 Prune juice. 1863 01:39:08,000 --> 01:39:13,400 The splash into the toilet seemed endless, my hand holding the towel rail, steadily 1864 01:39:13,400 --> 01:39:17,680 steadying myself as my bowels seemed to rupture and release everything I have consumed in 1865 01:39:17,680 --> 01:39:18,680 the last week. 1866 01:39:18,680 --> 01:39:24,040 I caught a whiff, immediately gagged, vomit already at the barrier between my throat and 1867 01:39:24,040 --> 01:39:25,040 mouth. 1868 01:39:25,040 --> 01:39:28,800 I'm not normally this bad, but I think the pregnancy hormones have made my nostrils so 1869 01:39:28,800 --> 01:39:33,320 sensitive that they informed my stomach to regurgitate anything in there. 1870 01:39:33,320 --> 01:39:39,040 The smell of my own constipated diarrhea made me projectile vomit three or four times, excreting 1871 01:39:39,040 --> 01:39:41,080 any remaining food left within me. 1872 01:39:41,080 --> 01:39:42,200 God dang. 1873 01:39:42,200 --> 01:39:46,540 I wonder if it's my body doing a heart reset, trying to rectify the previous constipation 1874 01:39:46,540 --> 01:39:50,240 I so desperately wish to relieve myself of. 1875 01:39:50,240 --> 01:39:52,560 And all because I had too much prune juice. 1876 01:39:52,560 --> 01:39:55,640 I'm not sure if it's safe to assume it's over yet. 1877 01:39:55,640 --> 01:39:56,640 I'm still shaking. 1878 01:39:56,640 --> 01:39:59,240 Either way, pregnancy is weird. 1879 01:39:59,240 --> 01:40:01,040 And I never want to experience this again. 1880 01:40:01,040 --> 01:40:03,640 A warning to all, do not overdo the prune juice. 1881 01:40:03,640 --> 01:40:09,160 No matter how uncomfortable you feel, you never know what end it will come out of. 1882 01:40:09,160 --> 01:40:12,560 Never know the fucking gout and the shit that'll drop out your ass. 1883 01:40:12,560 --> 01:40:15,560 By the way, you remember that Saturday we hung out? 1884 01:40:15,560 --> 01:40:16,560 Yeah, yeah. 1885 01:40:16,560 --> 01:40:22,760 The next day, so I don't know what I ate that Saturday, but the next day, Sunday morning, 1886 01:40:22,760 --> 01:40:29,280 I fucking woke up at like 7 a.m. and took a fucking massive dump. 1887 01:40:29,280 --> 01:40:31,200 And then I fell back asleep. 1888 01:40:31,200 --> 01:40:36,360 I woke up at 9 and I was like, you have been so fucking hungry that you're like, you can't 1889 01:40:36,360 --> 01:40:40,440 even sleep anymore because you're fucking starving. 1890 01:40:40,440 --> 01:40:41,920 I was still tired. 1891 01:40:41,920 --> 01:40:43,920 So I fucking ate a fucking orange. 1892 01:40:43,920 --> 01:40:48,600 I just peeled an orange and fucking downed that shit and went back to sleep. 1893 01:40:48,600 --> 01:40:50,720 And then I woke up again at like 11, right? 1894 01:40:50,720 --> 01:40:52,680 I fucking shit four more times. 1895 01:40:52,680 --> 01:40:54,120 Oh my God. 1896 01:40:54,120 --> 01:40:56,480 And like that orange blew out. 1897 01:40:56,480 --> 01:40:58,680 That fucking, like they were from 9. 1898 01:40:58,680 --> 01:40:59,680 I ate it at 9. 1899 01:40:59,680 --> 01:41:00,680 I blew it out at 11. 1900 01:41:00,680 --> 01:41:02,600 Oh, that shit went straight for you. 1901 01:41:02,600 --> 01:41:07,520 I don't know what happened, but between Saturday and Sunday, I shit five times. 1902 01:41:07,520 --> 01:41:09,320 The Monday the next day, I shit three times. 1903 01:41:09,320 --> 01:41:10,320 Fuckin' hell. 1904 01:41:10,320 --> 01:41:11,840 Two days I had three shits. 1905 01:41:11,840 --> 01:41:13,320 I was like, what's left? 1906 01:41:13,320 --> 01:41:16,840 That's what I kept saying. 1907 01:41:16,840 --> 01:41:17,840 Was it the pizza? 1908 01:41:17,840 --> 01:41:19,200 No, I hope not. 1909 01:41:19,200 --> 01:41:20,200 No? 1910 01:41:20,200 --> 01:41:21,200 I don't think so. 1911 01:41:21,200 --> 01:41:22,200 Cheese? 1912 01:41:22,200 --> 01:41:25,360 It could have been that fucking chicken wrap that was a week old in the fucking fridge. 1913 01:41:25,360 --> 01:41:27,160 That you ate before we hung out? 1914 01:41:27,160 --> 01:41:28,480 No, after we hung out. 1915 01:41:28,480 --> 01:41:29,480 Oh, you ate it after? 1916 01:41:29,480 --> 01:41:30,480 Yeah, I was like. 1917 01:41:30,480 --> 01:41:31,960 And then with everything else? 1918 01:41:31,960 --> 01:41:33,840 Must have just fucking blew out of me. 1919 01:41:33,840 --> 01:41:36,040 So I was gonna say, everything else was good that day. 1920 01:41:36,040 --> 01:41:37,040 Yeah, I was fine. 1921 01:41:37,040 --> 01:41:38,040 Yeah. 1922 01:41:38,040 --> 01:41:39,640 I was drinking a lot for some reason. 1923 01:41:39,640 --> 01:41:42,040 I know, you were super thirsty and parched. 1924 01:41:42,040 --> 01:41:47,040 I was like fucking drying, like drowning, like fucking my own sweat. 1925 01:41:47,040 --> 01:41:48,720 I need to fucking stay hydrated. 1926 01:41:48,720 --> 01:41:50,760 And then it all came out the next day. 1927 01:41:50,760 --> 01:41:52,680 And it all came out. 1928 01:41:52,680 --> 01:41:56,000 And it all came out. 1929 01:41:56,000 --> 01:41:59,320 I've never fucking had a fucking two hour turnover. 1930 01:41:59,320 --> 01:42:00,320 That's quick. 1931 01:42:00,320 --> 01:42:05,440 That shit, when orange came out, like it's the same intact shape, it was wet. 1932 01:42:05,440 --> 01:42:07,560 Same color and all. 1933 01:42:07,560 --> 01:42:09,360 I'm like, where the fuck are the nutrients? 1934 01:42:09,360 --> 01:42:10,360 You got nothing. 1935 01:42:10,360 --> 01:42:15,440 And it came out like it was fucking dehydrated from getting so absorbed in my fucking bowels. 1936 01:42:15,440 --> 01:42:18,720 I took all the necessary nutrients and tossed the rest in like a husk. 1937 01:42:18,720 --> 01:42:21,880 We were fighting here if it was all right together. 1938 01:42:21,880 --> 01:42:24,440 Like if you took a fucking person, right? 1939 01:42:24,440 --> 01:42:25,440 Yeah. 1940 01:42:25,440 --> 01:42:28,920 And you fucking sucked out their fucking nutrients and left them a dry husk. 1941 01:42:28,920 --> 01:42:31,240 That's what the orange I have tossed to the side. 1942 01:42:31,240 --> 01:42:35,360 I got all I needed from you. 1943 01:42:35,360 --> 01:42:36,360 That's a quick turnover though. 1944 01:42:36,360 --> 01:42:38,840 That shit was fucking insane. 1945 01:42:38,840 --> 01:42:41,600 And I was worried to go to work on Monday. 1946 01:42:41,600 --> 01:42:45,280 I'm sorry, but I can't have anything. 1947 01:42:45,280 --> 01:42:49,800 I wasn't afraid to eat anything because I was literally shitted out an hour later. 1948 01:42:49,800 --> 01:42:52,200 I did that when I ate too much watermelon though. 1949 01:42:52,200 --> 01:42:53,920 That shit will come right through here. 1950 01:42:53,920 --> 01:42:59,160 That shit will fucking come out every hole you got. 1951 01:42:59,160 --> 01:43:00,160 So yeah, that was a good hangout. 1952 01:43:00,160 --> 01:43:03,120 And I was like exhausted Sunday for some reason. 1953 01:43:03,120 --> 01:43:05,240 With your bowels were on fire. 1954 01:43:05,240 --> 01:43:06,960 I was like, no, they were fine. 1955 01:43:06,960 --> 01:43:08,960 I was just like un- 1956 01:43:08,960 --> 01:43:09,960 Lephagic? 1957 01:43:09,960 --> 01:43:12,080 Yeah, abnormally tired. 1958 01:43:12,080 --> 01:43:13,880 I was like, am I dying? 1959 01:43:13,880 --> 01:43:15,200 I thought I was getting a flu. 1960 01:43:15,200 --> 01:43:16,200 That's what I thought. 1961 01:43:16,200 --> 01:43:17,880 Because I was getting those shivers. 1962 01:43:17,880 --> 01:43:20,080 I'm like, please God, no. 1963 01:43:20,080 --> 01:43:21,960 Not the flu again. 1964 01:43:21,960 --> 01:43:22,960 But I bounced back. 1965 01:43:22,960 --> 01:43:27,800 That guy must have not liked this at the theater because he must have licked my fucking pizza 1966 01:43:27,800 --> 01:43:28,800 or something. 1967 01:43:28,800 --> 01:43:29,800 He's like, fuck these guys. 1968 01:43:29,800 --> 01:43:30,800 No, Tim. 1969 01:43:30,800 --> 01:43:33,800 No, it's not about 18% gratuity. 1970 01:43:33,800 --> 01:43:34,800 So there you go. 1971 01:43:34,800 --> 01:43:35,800 See, what's he mad at me for? 1972 01:43:35,800 --> 01:43:36,800 Exactly. 1973 01:43:36,800 --> 01:43:39,360 All right, next one is by- 1974 01:43:39,360 --> 01:43:43,280 I had this funny scene for when I started making my movie series. 1975 01:43:43,280 --> 01:43:45,120 I know everyone says that, right? 1976 01:43:45,120 --> 01:43:50,440 But it's going to be a little comedy bit where my character and other character go to a restaurant 1977 01:43:50,440 --> 01:43:52,800 to eat and discuss their next plans, right? 1978 01:43:52,800 --> 01:43:57,560 And he has one of those canned sodas, takes it, opens it up, drinks it, right? 1979 01:43:57,560 --> 01:44:01,640 He looks at it for a second, like something's wrong, but sets it aside. 1980 01:44:01,640 --> 01:44:08,000 Set it for the actual really detail-oriented Easter egg loving fans. 1981 01:44:08,000 --> 01:44:11,960 So then later in the movie, maybe something's going on, like they were running from some 1982 01:44:11,960 --> 01:44:14,480 criminals or some action sequence. 1983 01:44:14,480 --> 01:44:18,480 We run past the restaurant and at the back, there's just some guy licking the fucking 1984 01:44:18,480 --> 01:44:22,120 tops of the lids and all of a sudden, ah, ah. 1985 01:44:22,120 --> 01:44:24,440 So my character sees, like what? 1986 01:44:24,440 --> 01:44:27,720 That's the little where I looked at the can like, that's the fucking way. 1987 01:44:27,720 --> 01:44:28,720 You know what I mean? 1988 01:44:28,720 --> 01:44:29,720 He's just licking it. 1989 01:44:29,720 --> 01:44:30,720 That's why. 1990 01:44:30,720 --> 01:44:31,720 I'm like, I'm licking it every time. 1991 01:44:31,720 --> 01:44:37,160 And my character can't do anything because it's already done. 1992 01:44:37,160 --> 01:44:41,360 The action sequence, no, like he's being pushed into the other action sequence. 1993 01:44:41,360 --> 01:44:43,160 So you can't confirm like that. 1994 01:44:43,160 --> 01:44:46,360 Just over the licking cans? 1995 01:44:46,360 --> 01:44:51,040 Just licking it to the fucking cans where you put your lips on it. 1996 01:44:51,040 --> 01:44:54,960 Just closed cans, just licking them for no fucking reason. 1997 01:44:54,960 --> 01:44:56,080 Maybe having his dog lick them too. 1998 01:44:56,080 --> 01:44:57,080 I don't know. 1999 01:44:57,080 --> 01:44:58,360 Like, I don't know why I thought it would be hilarious. 2000 01:44:58,360 --> 01:44:59,360 Like Deadpool's dog? 2001 01:44:59,360 --> 01:45:01,560 I don't know. 2002 01:45:01,560 --> 01:45:02,640 Hopefully no one steals my idea. 2003 01:45:02,640 --> 01:45:06,160 But if they do, I mean, you can't be afraid to lose the idea. 2004 01:45:06,160 --> 01:45:07,160 Yeah. 2005 01:45:07,160 --> 01:45:08,160 Yeah, it's like, he'd make it more. 2006 01:45:08,160 --> 01:45:10,120 Like, I wanted to do the trooper. 2007 01:45:10,120 --> 01:45:13,360 You know when someone always gets mad, they fucking knock everything off a table? 2008 01:45:13,360 --> 01:45:14,360 Yeah. 2009 01:45:14,360 --> 01:45:18,400 I wanted to be like where one guy's sitting at one end of the table and he just knocks 2010 01:45:18,400 --> 01:45:19,400 it toward him. 2011 01:45:19,400 --> 01:45:22,200 Like you couldn't knock him the other way. 2012 01:45:22,200 --> 01:45:25,360 During your little temper tantrum, you just had to slam them all onto me. 2013 01:45:25,360 --> 01:45:27,920 A person that's got nothing to do with any of it. 2014 01:45:27,920 --> 01:45:29,160 Like he's not mad at you in general. 2015 01:45:29,160 --> 01:45:30,880 He's just mad at the situation. 2016 01:45:30,880 --> 01:45:32,400 So he slams it without thinking. 2017 01:45:32,400 --> 01:45:37,360 And you just, all the plates and the filled up fucking food are like, all on you're like 2018 01:45:37,360 --> 01:45:40,360 what the fuck, bro, really? 2019 01:45:40,360 --> 01:45:44,240 That is a good thing, man. 2020 01:45:44,240 --> 01:45:47,240 Don't you steal my damn ideas, god dangit people. 2021 01:45:47,240 --> 01:45:48,240 Don't worry. 2022 01:45:48,240 --> 01:45:49,920 Everybody's regurgitating old things. 2023 01:45:49,920 --> 01:45:51,400 They stole my gladiator idea. 2024 01:45:51,400 --> 01:45:55,240 No, they stole my fucking church in the wild idea. 2025 01:45:55,240 --> 01:45:57,160 No church in the wall with a gladiator movie too. 2026 01:45:57,160 --> 01:45:58,160 Yeah. 2027 01:45:58,160 --> 01:45:59,160 I thought it was going to be my trailer. 2028 01:45:59,160 --> 01:46:01,720 I was like, damn it, I should have done it first. 2029 01:46:01,720 --> 01:46:03,880 I guess you got to move quick in Hollywood. 2030 01:46:03,880 --> 01:46:04,880 Yeah. 2031 01:46:04,880 --> 01:46:05,880 That's true. 2032 01:46:05,880 --> 01:46:06,880 All right. 2033 01:46:06,880 --> 01:46:10,880 Next one is by No Potential 2A25. 2034 01:46:10,880 --> 01:46:12,880 Sound like me. 2035 01:46:12,880 --> 01:46:15,480 No Potential. 2036 01:46:15,480 --> 01:46:16,480 So this person put it. 2037 01:46:16,480 --> 01:46:18,080 So basically I got a new bike. 2038 01:46:18,080 --> 01:46:19,080 It's a road bike. 2039 01:46:19,080 --> 01:46:23,480 So it has thin tires and like this long thin seat. 2040 01:46:23,480 --> 01:46:28,120 When I got home, I adjusted the seat a little bit higher and went on a ride with my girlfriend. 2041 01:46:28,120 --> 01:46:31,760 After our ride, she wanted to grab coffee at the local shop right around the corner 2042 01:46:31,760 --> 01:46:34,320 of our apartment and walk our bikes home afterwards. 2043 01:46:34,320 --> 01:46:37,280 We go in and this guy's arguing about white mocha lot. 2044 01:46:37,280 --> 01:46:39,000 We made about a few minutes. 2045 01:46:39,000 --> 01:46:40,000 Exactly. 2046 01:46:40,000 --> 01:46:41,480 I love that type of world building. 2047 01:46:41,480 --> 01:46:43,560 That'd be great. 2048 01:46:43,560 --> 01:46:48,480 So we pulled in and had a bunch of cars pull in right beside us. 2049 01:46:48,480 --> 01:46:51,200 And my only option was to hop off the back of this bike. 2050 01:46:51,200 --> 01:46:55,920 So I quickly slid off and immediately realized I fucked up. 2051 01:46:55,920 --> 01:47:00,240 I can't see what is going on because I have loose gym shorts on, but my balls are caught 2052 01:47:00,240 --> 01:47:04,280 underneath the front of the seat and I have both feet planted over the back wheel of the 2053 01:47:04,280 --> 01:47:05,280 bike. 2054 01:47:05,280 --> 01:47:06,280 Uh oh. 2055 01:47:06,280 --> 01:47:07,280 That's like strength. 2056 01:47:07,280 --> 01:47:11,800 I was going, yeah. 2057 01:47:11,800 --> 01:47:16,400 I let out a screech and barely had the strength to go forward and unhook myself. 2058 01:47:16,400 --> 01:47:23,040 I then looked over at my girlfriend and barely muttered, help me you whore. 2059 01:47:23,040 --> 01:47:26,240 She skips right away into the coffee shop. 2060 01:47:26,240 --> 01:47:29,360 This should lead to a fight the war. 2061 01:47:29,360 --> 01:47:31,680 She didn't hear me or notice anything that happened. 2062 01:47:31,680 --> 01:47:35,240 At least that's what you think. 2063 01:47:35,240 --> 01:47:40,340 The next thing I know, I woke up and a couple telling me that they found me face down shaking 2064 01:47:40,340 --> 01:47:44,560 on the ground, busted up my knee and face good. 2065 01:47:44,560 --> 01:47:46,640 And now my girlfriend is traumatized. 2066 01:47:46,640 --> 01:47:47,800 What the hell is she traumatized for? 2067 01:47:47,800 --> 01:47:49,860 I'm the one who fucking beat the hell. 2068 01:47:49,860 --> 01:47:53,800 She convinced me to be seen and got an ultrasound down below the belt. 2069 01:47:53,800 --> 01:47:55,480 The boys lived to see another day. 2070 01:47:55,480 --> 01:48:02,440 To make things even better, the lady doing the ultrasound was on me, was a old coworker. 2071 01:48:02,440 --> 01:48:03,440 Huh. 2072 01:48:03,440 --> 01:48:04,440 So yeah. 2073 01:48:04,440 --> 01:48:07,440 Yep, yep, yep. 2074 01:48:07,440 --> 01:48:11,680 And the first comment, I ripped my underwear getting caught on a bike seat. 2075 01:48:11,680 --> 01:48:13,480 You win by miles though. 2076 01:48:13,480 --> 01:48:16,880 Yeah, that shit must have hurt. 2077 01:48:16,880 --> 01:48:18,880 I almost ripped his nutsack off. 2078 01:48:18,880 --> 01:48:19,880 Yeah. 2079 01:48:19,880 --> 01:48:21,240 All right. 2080 01:48:21,240 --> 01:48:25,400 Next one is by local boot 4A42. 2081 01:48:25,400 --> 01:48:26,640 This is another coffee one. 2082 01:48:26,640 --> 01:48:31,280 Not the white mocha latte. 2083 01:48:31,280 --> 01:48:33,480 I drink coffee every day. 2084 01:48:33,480 --> 01:48:36,880 I have a six month old baby and couldn't function without a bit of caffeine. 2085 01:48:36,880 --> 01:48:38,880 You also drink coffee every time. 2086 01:48:38,880 --> 01:48:39,880 Exactly. 2087 01:48:39,880 --> 01:48:40,880 Baby boss. 2088 01:48:40,880 --> 01:48:46,880 There was a bad storm in the area last night that left over 200,000 people without power. 2089 01:48:46,880 --> 01:48:47,880 Fuck. 2090 01:48:47,880 --> 01:48:51,560 So I had to go into work to make sure everything was back up after a power outage. 2091 01:48:51,560 --> 01:48:54,080 I'm a general manager at a restaurant. 2092 01:48:54,080 --> 01:48:58,120 On my way to work, I started to feel like I had to go to the bathroom. 2093 01:48:58,120 --> 01:49:02,360 I was on a fairly busy road and the traffic signals were out due to power outage. 2094 01:49:02,360 --> 01:49:05,000 All of the businesses around were also without power. 2095 01:49:05,000 --> 01:49:09,320 I tried to hold it for as long as I could, but I knew if I didn't figure out something 2096 01:49:09,320 --> 01:49:12,320 soon, I was going to shit my pants. 2097 01:49:12,320 --> 01:49:17,800 It's like it has stuff like poooey. 2098 01:49:17,800 --> 01:49:20,560 You start hearing like this saying stuff too. 2099 01:49:20,560 --> 01:49:25,560 It starts like those vicious grumbles. 2100 01:49:25,560 --> 01:49:29,560 No, I mean, no. 2101 01:49:29,560 --> 01:49:32,160 Just random shit too where you start hearing and talking. 2102 01:49:32,160 --> 01:49:33,160 You must hurry. 2103 01:49:33,160 --> 01:49:34,160 Sounds like a grimoire. 2104 01:49:34,160 --> 01:49:35,160 Demonic fuel reaper. 2105 01:49:35,160 --> 01:49:36,160 You're like what? 2106 01:49:36,160 --> 01:49:37,160 Oh shit. 2107 01:49:37,160 --> 01:49:53,160 I shit your shit in the...you're doomed. 2108 01:49:53,160 --> 01:50:00,600 I ended up pulling to the side of the road squandered behind another car and shitting 2109 01:50:00,600 --> 01:50:01,600 in a bag. 2110 01:50:01,600 --> 01:50:02,600 It's God. 2111 01:50:02,600 --> 01:50:09,120 You know, like no one understands. 2112 01:50:09,120 --> 01:50:12,760 Everyone's like that's ridiculous, but when you're like you have to shit, you're like 2113 01:50:12,760 --> 01:50:13,760 that's perfectly understandable. 2114 01:50:13,760 --> 01:50:14,760 You know what I mean? 2115 01:50:14,760 --> 01:50:20,360 Like it's only outlandish to people that have never had shit so fucking bad and they had 2116 01:50:20,360 --> 01:50:21,360 no options. 2117 01:50:21,360 --> 01:50:22,360 Yeah. 2118 01:50:22,360 --> 01:50:26,000 So I opened the middle compartment of my car and I see my shit in there. 2119 01:50:26,000 --> 01:50:33,760 I closed it too, another little slide compartment, you know, just fucking dump it. 2120 01:50:33,760 --> 01:50:34,760 The glove box. 2121 01:50:34,760 --> 01:50:35,760 You just shit in there. 2122 01:50:35,760 --> 01:50:41,000 I open that bitch up and just fucking dump it out. 2123 01:50:41,000 --> 01:50:44,720 That's why I saw the backseat. 2124 01:50:44,720 --> 01:50:50,000 The backseat has two couplers that slide out and slide back in closed. 2125 01:50:50,000 --> 01:50:51,000 I shit in both. 2126 01:50:51,000 --> 01:50:54,000 I fucking shit in both. 2127 01:50:54,000 --> 01:50:57,440 Thankfully, I also had some baby wipes on me. 2128 01:50:57,440 --> 01:51:00,440 Then only two or three cars drove by and maybe saw something. 2129 01:51:00,440 --> 01:51:03,440 You shit, you're a shitter. 2130 01:51:03,440 --> 01:51:05,200 I also have IBS. 2131 01:51:05,200 --> 01:51:07,760 So usually when I got to go, I got to go. 2132 01:51:07,760 --> 01:51:10,000 That's the fucking go. 2133 01:51:10,000 --> 01:51:12,600 All right. 2134 01:51:12,600 --> 01:51:15,920 Next one is by Mentes 50. 2135 01:51:15,920 --> 01:51:18,280 That's person puts. 2136 01:51:18,280 --> 01:51:22,760 For a bit of context, most normal houses here use propane house heating systems. 2137 01:51:22,760 --> 01:51:24,520 Thanks, Hank Hill. 2138 01:51:24,520 --> 01:51:26,520 Propane and propane accessories. 2139 01:51:26,520 --> 01:51:28,520 I need my slinky back. 2140 01:51:28,520 --> 01:51:31,080 My boy right. 2141 01:51:31,080 --> 01:51:35,080 They weren't just fine, but in order to work, they have to have an external system that 2142 01:51:35,080 --> 01:51:39,120 takes oxygen from the exterior and releases toxic fumes out of the house. 2143 01:51:39,120 --> 01:51:41,960 They're attached to the wall and are pretty low height. 2144 01:51:41,960 --> 01:51:44,000 Sounds fucking dangerous. 2145 01:51:44,000 --> 01:51:48,840 Since the air that they release is hot, the metal exhaust gets really hot. 2146 01:51:48,840 --> 01:51:53,040 That's why most houses in order to prevent people getting burned by it, install a small 2147 01:51:53,040 --> 01:51:57,360 metal cage that covers the exhaust and it doesn't really get that hot. 2148 01:51:57,360 --> 01:52:02,720 This story involves an unprotected outside metal exhaust in a wall outside at 50 centimeters. 2149 01:52:02,720 --> 01:52:04,400 I kind of give the solution to the problem. 2150 01:52:04,400 --> 01:52:08,400 We have all that shit. 2151 01:52:08,400 --> 01:52:12,800 My girlfriend and I walked down 10 blocks in our populated neighborhood. 2152 01:52:12,800 --> 01:52:15,120 It was a very cold day at 3 p.m. 2153 01:52:15,120 --> 01:52:19,440 I had the flu that day, so my sense of smell was nonexistent. 2154 01:52:19,440 --> 01:52:22,720 We had to see a lady that sells nice looking jewelry and lingerie. 2155 01:52:22,720 --> 01:52:23,720 Lingerie? 2156 01:52:23,720 --> 01:52:26,720 Yeah, lingerie for very cheap. 2157 01:52:26,720 --> 01:52:28,720 What the fuck? 2158 01:52:28,720 --> 01:52:34,200 This is something that my girlfriend was interested to buy. 2159 01:52:34,200 --> 01:52:35,680 So they're buying old lingerie? 2160 01:52:35,680 --> 01:52:38,880 Yeah, and old ass jewelry. 2161 01:52:38,880 --> 01:52:40,720 Crusty. 2162 01:52:40,720 --> 01:52:43,880 And I'm very bad at helping her choose those kinds of things. 2163 01:52:43,880 --> 01:52:46,040 I said I just wanted to stay outside the house. 2164 01:52:46,040 --> 01:52:47,040 No biggie. 2165 01:52:47,040 --> 01:52:51,080 She kind of took her time and even though I was wearing warm clothes, I had started 2166 01:52:51,080 --> 01:52:52,080 to get freezing. 2167 01:52:52,080 --> 01:52:58,200 Oh yeah, like let me stay outside with my fucking flu and the freezing cold temperature. 2168 01:52:58,200 --> 01:53:03,640 I started to get freeze outside, especially in my bottom cheeks. 2169 01:53:03,640 --> 01:53:06,120 That's whenever I saw the metal exhaust I was talking about. 2170 01:53:06,120 --> 01:53:09,440 I approached it and a sense from afar that it was warm. 2171 01:53:09,440 --> 01:53:16,080 So I had the brilliant idea of sending my butt there, not on it, but over it. 2172 01:53:16,080 --> 01:53:19,400 It felt really warm and cozy. 2173 01:53:19,400 --> 01:53:23,400 I stayed there for only three minutes when my girlfriend and the lady came outside with 2174 01:53:23,400 --> 01:53:25,800 products in hand saying their goodbyes. 2175 01:53:25,800 --> 01:53:29,640 She closes the door, but as soon as we were starting to leave, my girlfriend notices the 2176 01:53:29,640 --> 01:53:31,800 smell of something burnt. 2177 01:53:31,800 --> 01:53:35,320 And since she saw me earlier standing over the exhaust, my girlfriend told me to turn 2178 01:53:35,320 --> 01:53:38,720 around and that's whenever she found that my pants had burnt. 2179 01:53:38,720 --> 01:53:41,320 A pretty big burn hole in my pants. 2180 01:53:41,320 --> 01:53:47,920 They were 30% cotton, 70% polyester, so the plastic part of it melted easily. 2181 01:53:47,920 --> 01:53:52,040 Since I had nothing to cover it and we didn't want to bother the woman, well I had to walk 2182 01:53:52,040 --> 01:53:56,000 ten blocks in my crowded neighborhood with a big burn hole in my pants laughing all the 2183 01:53:56,000 --> 01:53:57,720 way back home. 2184 01:53:57,720 --> 01:54:00,520 We threw them as soon as we got home. 2185 01:54:00,520 --> 01:54:05,800 Yes don't underestimate the calorific power of apparently barely warm metal. 2186 01:54:05,800 --> 01:54:07,800 Good to know. 2187 01:54:07,800 --> 01:54:10,800 Don't lean on hot metal, it might burn your pants. 2188 01:54:10,800 --> 01:54:16,280 Gee I never thought of that. 2189 01:54:16,280 --> 01:54:19,000 And last one for today we have uh... 2190 01:54:19,000 --> 01:54:20,400 Let's see... 2191 01:54:20,400 --> 01:54:21,400 Dungeons and Data. 2192 01:54:21,400 --> 01:54:24,080 Oh, the set of dragons. 2193 01:54:24,080 --> 01:54:25,240 Yeah. 2194 01:54:25,240 --> 01:54:26,800 Short and sweet one. 2195 01:54:26,800 --> 01:54:28,280 And was actually last night. 2196 01:54:28,280 --> 01:54:31,580 However last night I fucked up, doesn't roll off the tongue as well. 2197 01:54:31,580 --> 01:54:32,800 So I hate mint. 2198 01:54:32,800 --> 01:54:34,760 I'm not going to explain it. 2199 01:54:34,760 --> 01:54:36,460 Funny thing is I used to like it. 2200 01:54:36,460 --> 01:54:40,360 But after having kids, one of the weird things that happened is I no longer like mint. 2201 01:54:40,360 --> 01:54:41,360 Pregnancy is weird. 2202 01:54:41,360 --> 01:54:44,640 The more the kids probably took the flavor away from them. 2203 01:54:44,640 --> 01:54:45,640 Now they absorbed it. 2204 01:54:45,640 --> 01:54:46,640 They loved mint. 2205 01:54:46,640 --> 01:54:49,920 You took it from me? 2206 01:54:49,920 --> 01:54:53,400 Problem is, toothpaste is, a majority of the time, mint. 2207 01:54:53,400 --> 01:54:57,560 Dear sis if you read this please tell me where you found your strawberry flavored stuff. 2208 01:54:57,560 --> 01:54:58,560 Oh please no. 2209 01:54:58,560 --> 01:54:59,560 I had a straw. 2210 01:54:59,560 --> 01:55:00,560 I had a watermelon flavored. 2211 01:55:00,560 --> 01:55:01,560 I thought it would be so cool. 2212 01:55:01,560 --> 01:55:05,400 Oh I get to brush with what? 2213 01:55:05,400 --> 01:55:08,680 This shit was so overpowering. 2214 01:55:08,680 --> 01:55:14,160 And they range from bitter to feck this is cloyingly sweet. 2215 01:55:14,160 --> 01:55:17,320 The irony of sweet toothpaste is not lost on me. 2216 01:55:17,320 --> 01:55:21,860 So last night I was brushing hard and fast to get it over with so I could spit the cold 2217 01:55:21,860 --> 01:55:23,560 burn of hell out of my mouth. 2218 01:55:23,560 --> 01:55:27,800 Whenever I shifted the top of my teeth a little too enthusiastically and somehow managed to 2219 01:55:27,800 --> 01:55:30,680 shove the entire head of my toothbrush up my nose. 2220 01:55:30,680 --> 01:55:31,680 Damn. 2221 01:55:31,680 --> 01:55:35,800 I have no words for the pain that lingered upon the sensitive membranes of my inner nose 2222 01:55:35,800 --> 01:55:40,560 which continued to linger for what felt like ages as my eyes flared up and the minty tear 2223 01:55:40,560 --> 01:55:44,080 gas literally permeated from my skull. 2224 01:55:44,080 --> 01:55:47,240 Even now nearly 24 hours later my nose still tingles. 2225 01:55:47,240 --> 01:55:48,240 Don't be like me. 2226 01:55:48,240 --> 01:55:49,240 Take your time. 2227 01:55:49,240 --> 01:55:50,240 Ow. 2228 01:55:50,240 --> 01:55:53,120 So she was brushing so hard she just went up and hit her nose. 2229 01:55:53,120 --> 01:55:54,120 Yep. 2230 01:55:54,120 --> 01:55:57,040 When the little brush came out of her mouth just missed the angle. 2231 01:55:57,040 --> 01:55:58,040 Bam! 2232 01:55:58,040 --> 01:55:59,040 That shit must have. 2233 01:55:59,040 --> 01:56:01,120 It's like when you actually bite your own tongue. 2234 01:56:01,120 --> 01:56:02,120 Yeah. 2235 01:56:02,120 --> 01:56:03,560 You don't realize that shit fucking hurts. 2236 01:56:03,560 --> 01:56:04,560 Yeah. 2237 01:56:04,560 --> 01:56:05,560 To say the least. 2238 01:56:05,560 --> 01:56:08,560 Like for such a tiny little bite like you assume it's a tiny bite but that shit really 2239 01:56:08,560 --> 01:56:12,040 pinches the hell out of you. 2240 01:56:12,040 --> 01:56:14,600 Yeah it doesn't feel great. 2241 01:56:14,600 --> 01:56:16,320 Not at all. 2242 01:56:16,320 --> 01:56:21,320 But that is all because the last one that I had was deleted from Reddit already. 2243 01:56:21,320 --> 01:56:22,320 Damn. 2244 01:56:22,320 --> 01:56:23,320 It must have been that bad. 2245 01:56:23,320 --> 01:56:24,320 It was. 2246 01:56:24,320 --> 01:56:25,320 Must have been some horrendous stuff. 2247 01:56:25,320 --> 01:56:26,320 It was pretty bad. 2248 01:56:26,320 --> 01:56:27,320 Fucking war crime. 2249 01:56:27,320 --> 01:56:30,320 Oh shit the police are gonna find us. 2250 01:56:30,320 --> 01:56:33,240 Or like you know like when you're turning your hand right? 2251 01:56:33,240 --> 01:56:34,240 Yeah. 2252 01:56:34,240 --> 01:56:38,160 Or you don't realize how fast you're turning until you knock over a whole bottle of water 2253 01:56:38,160 --> 01:56:39,440 or like I've done that yeah. 2254 01:56:39,440 --> 01:56:41,440 It's like god dang how fast was I moving? 2255 01:56:41,440 --> 01:56:42,440 Like well shit. 2256 01:56:42,440 --> 01:56:43,440 It's weird. 2257 01:56:43,440 --> 01:56:44,440 It's a weird sensation. 2258 01:56:44,440 --> 01:56:48,120 Or you're moving your hand to pick up something and you fucking just knock over a whole fucking 2259 01:56:48,120 --> 01:56:49,120 plate. 2260 01:56:49,120 --> 01:56:50,120 It's like damn I didn't mean to do that. 2261 01:56:50,120 --> 01:56:51,120 And I didn't mean to. 2262 01:56:51,120 --> 01:56:55,000 How fast was I moving honestly? 2263 01:56:55,000 --> 01:56:56,000 It's just a weird thing. 2264 01:56:56,000 --> 01:56:57,000 Yeah. 2265 01:56:57,000 --> 01:57:00,960 You realize how fast your body's actually moving until you knock into something? 2266 01:57:00,960 --> 01:57:02,760 Yeah mostly when you're tired. 2267 01:57:02,760 --> 01:57:04,200 It's like boom. 2268 01:57:04,200 --> 01:57:05,920 Like oh shit. 2269 01:57:05,920 --> 01:57:08,520 Knock over something that's like fuck now I gotta clean. 2270 01:57:08,520 --> 01:57:09,520 Fuck those legos. 2271 01:57:09,520 --> 01:57:12,640 Like fuck those legos and fuck that son of a bitch. 2272 01:57:12,640 --> 01:57:13,640 Give me a DNA test. 2273 01:57:13,640 --> 01:57:16,400 You're just rambling in your fucking sleep. 2274 01:57:16,400 --> 01:57:18,760 Or like our lives podcast. 2275 01:57:18,760 --> 01:57:22,200 Yeah that was pretty out of it. 2276 01:57:22,200 --> 01:57:25,440 I could hear myself like be a hundred percent out of it. 2277 01:57:25,440 --> 01:57:26,440 Yeah. 2278 01:57:26,440 --> 01:57:30,600 Like what the fuck was I talking about? 2279 01:57:30,600 --> 01:57:35,360 If you want to hear some funny stuff go back and listen to the last podcast. 2280 01:57:35,360 --> 01:57:37,160 But anything else to add before we head out today? 2281 01:57:37,160 --> 01:57:38,160 No. 2282 01:57:38,160 --> 01:57:39,160 I guess not. 2283 01:57:39,160 --> 01:57:40,160 Cool. 2284 01:57:40,160 --> 01:57:41,160 I even have some great news stories. 2285 01:57:41,160 --> 01:57:44,920 Those are always fun to listen to. 2286 01:57:44,920 --> 01:57:46,360 I got some Florida news. 2287 01:57:46,360 --> 01:57:50,080 Or pull out my fucking journal of news stories I've been collecting. 2288 01:57:50,080 --> 01:57:52,040 Well actually you're talking about that. 2289 01:57:52,040 --> 01:57:56,040 Have you seen that Florida story where there's a guy that kidnapped a bunch of people and 2290 01:57:56,040 --> 01:57:58,840 made them play a game? 2291 01:57:58,840 --> 01:58:05,160 Like he made them actually play like what was it? 2292 01:58:05,160 --> 01:58:09,440 What's the game with the dice? 2293 01:58:09,440 --> 01:58:11,360 How do you get that many people? 2294 01:58:11,360 --> 01:58:14,720 Like he kidnapped them. 2295 01:58:14,720 --> 01:58:15,720 How do you get that? 2296 01:58:15,720 --> 01:58:17,680 I need to know how to play gotsy. 2297 01:58:17,680 --> 01:58:20,960 I need to know the logistics of how he held these people hostage. 2298 01:58:20,960 --> 01:58:23,040 Hang on one second. 2299 01:58:23,040 --> 01:58:24,900 He just paced him back and forth in AK? 2300 01:58:24,900 --> 01:58:26,280 I might be able to find it. 2301 01:58:26,280 --> 01:58:27,720 He's like gotsy. 2302 01:58:27,720 --> 01:58:29,200 It's a weird story. 2303 01:58:29,200 --> 01:58:31,240 Let's see. 2304 01:58:31,240 --> 01:58:34,520 Florida man. 2305 01:58:34,520 --> 01:58:35,520 Kidnaps. 2306 01:58:35,520 --> 01:58:39,280 The 37 Florida man stories today. 2307 01:58:39,280 --> 01:58:40,280 Probably. 2308 01:58:40,280 --> 01:58:47,000 I can't wait to see GTA 6 with all the because it's set in you know my in Vice City which 2309 01:58:47,000 --> 01:58:48,000 is Miami. 2310 01:58:48,000 --> 01:58:51,920 I can't wait for the random Florida events. 2311 01:58:51,920 --> 01:58:54,280 Yeah it's uh. 2312 01:58:54,280 --> 01:58:58,880 Yeah Florida man 37 arrested for kidnapping 27 people and forcing them to play Yahtzee 2313 01:58:58,880 --> 01:59:00,120 for 36 hours straight. 2314 01:59:00,120 --> 01:59:02,720 How the fuck would he have 27 people? 2315 01:59:02,720 --> 01:59:06,840 How are they not fucking rise up and beat the brakes off of him? 2316 01:59:06,840 --> 01:59:07,840 The response. 2317 01:59:07,840 --> 01:59:14,200 I kind of get it dude loves Yahtzee but it's hard to get a game together. 2318 01:59:14,200 --> 01:59:15,760 What year? 2319 01:59:15,760 --> 01:59:20,920 Then he looks like a fast food mascot. 2320 01:59:20,920 --> 01:59:24,160 Oh I saw that picture. 2321 01:59:24,160 --> 01:59:27,360 He looks like the fucking Muppet. 2322 01:59:27,360 --> 01:59:33,440 It's even in Reuters. 2323 01:59:33,440 --> 01:59:34,440 Weird. 2324 01:59:34,440 --> 01:59:38,280 But it looks like it might be satire. 2325 01:59:38,280 --> 01:59:41,480 Hope so because there's no way someone gets 27 people kidnapped. 2326 01:59:41,480 --> 01:59:42,480 Yeah it looks like it. 2327 01:59:42,480 --> 01:59:43,480 Yeah it looks like it was satire. 2328 01:59:43,480 --> 01:59:46,480 It's so fucking hilarious though. 2329 01:59:46,480 --> 01:59:49,520 Yeah yeah. 2330 01:59:49,520 --> 01:59:51,840 We're not stopping playing Yahtzee till I win. 2331 01:59:51,840 --> 01:59:55,560 Yeah and Snopes they fact checked that was false but still it's a good story though because 2332 01:59:55,560 --> 01:59:57,560 you can see a Florida man really doing it. 2333 01:59:57,560 --> 01:59:58,560 Yeah. 2334 01:59:58,560 --> 02:00:01,960 I just happened to like glance through whatever looking through stuff earlier. 2335 02:00:01,960 --> 02:00:03,920 It's like huh wonder if that's real. 2336 02:00:03,920 --> 02:00:05,960 I never like actually went back and actually looked. 2337 02:00:05,960 --> 02:00:08,200 Yeah it's false but still a good headline. 2338 02:00:08,200 --> 02:00:09,200 Another one. 2339 02:00:09,200 --> 02:00:12,560 Man kidnapped 27 people to play Yahtzee. 2340 02:00:12,560 --> 02:00:14,320 Especially when it starts with Florida man. 2341 02:00:14,320 --> 02:00:15,320 Yeah. 2342 02:00:15,320 --> 02:00:16,320 You kind of believe it. 2343 02:00:16,320 --> 02:00:17,320 Yeah. 2344 02:00:17,320 --> 02:00:18,320 That's like weird shit you do. 2345 02:00:18,320 --> 02:00:23,400 And that big sturdier thermonuclear device in his backyard like that one. 2346 02:00:23,400 --> 02:00:26,640 I don't know if that's even true that the guy had that fucking warhead. 2347 02:00:26,640 --> 02:00:29,640 That nuclear warhead that was using to power his house. 2348 02:00:29,640 --> 02:00:32,640 They arrested him. 2349 02:00:32,640 --> 02:00:36,640 The sad thing is that even if the stories are fake it's plausible when it's Florida 2350 02:00:36,640 --> 02:00:37,640 man. 2351 02:00:37,640 --> 02:00:39,000 Especially when it's in Florida. 2352 02:00:39,000 --> 02:00:41,920 Anything is possible in Florida. 2353 02:00:41,920 --> 02:00:44,560 Bigfoot marries 70 year old grandma. 2354 02:00:44,560 --> 02:00:45,560 Florida man. 2355 02:00:45,560 --> 02:00:48,560 That hairy dude named Bigfoot. 2356 02:00:48,560 --> 02:00:52,840 The actual guy walking from that one famous video. 2357 02:00:52,840 --> 02:00:53,840 Just hairy as fuck. 2358 02:00:53,840 --> 02:00:54,840 Just hairy as fuck. 2359 02:00:54,840 --> 02:00:55,840 Butt ass naked. 2360 02:00:55,840 --> 02:01:00,360 If I went to a notice call him in and be like this Bigfoot. 2361 02:01:00,360 --> 02:01:01,360 Bigfoot right. 2362 02:01:01,360 --> 02:01:02,360 They call me. 2363 02:01:02,360 --> 02:01:03,360 They call me the Wolverine. 2364 02:01:03,360 --> 02:01:04,360 Just hairy as fuck. 2365 02:01:04,360 --> 02:01:07,360 All my mud jobs are my ears. 2366 02:01:07,360 --> 02:01:08,360 Alright. 2367 02:01:08,360 --> 02:01:20,880 Well with that we will see you guys on the next one.