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Hello and welcome back to the podcast.

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I'm Michael.

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I'm Noe.

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And we are the Knights of Entertainment podcast covering your favorite and unknown movies,

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games, comic books, anime, and more weekly.

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We appreciate you being here and hope you enjoy the show.

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Let's go ahead and get started.

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Am I dying?

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Probably.

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I'm so fucking dehydrated and tired.

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Anyway, we woke up real early this morning to go see the new movie Deadpool and Wolverine.

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So basically it's Deadpool number three.

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Heavy spoilers.

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So if you are listening to the podcast, there will be chapters and you can skip ahead if

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you do not want spoilers.

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But if you do want spoilers, have it birthday.

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If you're on YouTube, tough luck.

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It's going to be in the title that says spoilers.

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So yeah, the hype was real.

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That was a heavy movie.

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Yeah.

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A lot of heavy cameos too.

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A lot of heavy cameos.

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Let's see.

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We had to start off, we had Chris Evans coming back, not as Captain America, but as Johnny

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Sorb with the fucking thickest accent, thickest Boston accent I've ever heard.

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I wish I could fucking imitate, but I can't.

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It was good though.

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Okay.

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So basically what happens is the TVA, if you guys remember from the show Loki, they end

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up pruning timelines that become deviant or divergent on their specific plan.

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And so Wade Wilson, every universe has an anchor character apparently.

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This being is the anchor for that universe.

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If that anchor dies, that universe now becomes obsolete.

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Slowly, not immediately.

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I don't know how that actually works.

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The person has to be born eventually and then dies eventually, so that universe just ends?

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Or does that universe only start when he's born and then when he dies it's over?

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I don't know how that would work.

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Right?

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The universe only starts?

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What about the history, that world?

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Thousands of years of history.

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And then they said that it takes 200,000 years for the world to end anyway.

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I don't know.

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I don't understand how that works for the universe.

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So just what being is so important to that universe?

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Unless basically what they're saying is after that person lives and dies, it makes that

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timeline wither back from that point on.

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I guess because it was going backwards when they were showing Wade.

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So in Wade's universe, the Wolverine from the movie Logan is that Wolverine.

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Him dying now destroys his universe basically because he was the anchor character.

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And so Wade Wilson gets caught by the TVA to come in and he's going to be sent to the

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sacred timeline, good old Earth 616 to be part of the Avengers.

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From Earth 10,000.

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Yes, it doesn't have five or some shit.

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The weird thing is because of Wade's watch that he had from the second movie, Cable's

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time travel watch, Wade can drift between universes too.

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He actually tried years before the movie started to join the Avengers and he ended up talking

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to Happy Hogan, Iron Man's former chauffeur, former bodyguard.

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So he's trying to apply for the Avengers and he does not give him the job.

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Some people are up here and other people are down here.

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No, if you always shoot for your medal, you'll always get it.

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He does like, I found my place and he put his hand higher above Wade's head and then

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he put his hand lower to midsection for Wade.

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Now you got to find your place.

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I'm like, you cold motherfucker.

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I'm just saying overall that's what he's trying to say.

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Basically, yeah, I'm way better than you are.

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I'm happy Hogan.

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And so for whatever reason, this really upsets Wade to the point that his girlfriend that

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he fought two movies for, if we're being honest, breaks up with him.

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So at the beginning of the movie, they're not dating anymore and he works as a car salesman.

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And he's still living with the, what's her name, Blind Al.

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And apparently Disney had one requisite for them not to use cocaine on camera.

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So they used every word possible to describe it.

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They described cocaine, but they couldn't use cocaine.

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And so the movie is entirely set, well, not entirely, but the majority of it is set in

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the void, which is where people that are divergent to the timeline are sent to be pruned by this

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massive monster.

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If you've seen the first season of Loki, it all makes a hundred percent perfect sense.

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But if you don't, they explained it pretty well.

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It's basically a garbage disposal that clears up everything in the void.

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Everything that they don't want in a different divergent universe.

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Like a celestial entity almost that just consumes.

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I think it was going to be Antonok or something.

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And so what happened?

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So okay.

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So Wade thinks that in order to cause his universe is about to be pruned because they've

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lost their anchor character, Wolverine Logan.

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So he thinks, all right, if I go find a different Logan from a different multiverse, then, and

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bring it to my universe that I can fix.

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I can fix the world and save all the people that I love that his whole thing is about

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saving the people that he loves is the whole stick of the movie.

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His small group of friends.

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His nine groups of five groups of friends.

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And of course he goes to different multiverses, defies various different Wolverines.

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And they're all funny as fuck.

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One of them is a height accurate Wolverine of five foot three, tiniest fuck.

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He jumps down off of the bar, jumps two feet off of the bar, still the land on the floor

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below.

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You gotta pat them back.

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But you pat them.

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But still fucks him up.

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You had the, from what I read somewhere, you have the apocalypse Wolverine.

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Which is the Wolverine that helped apocalypse conquer the earth.

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So he beats his ass.

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You got the Madriple Wolverine with the eye patch.

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The white suit.

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You have Henry Cavill's Wolverine.

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With some giant mud chops.

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With fucking mud chops of mud chops.

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Then you have the, is it the X-Men, regular X-Men universe?

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Wolverine?

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That's what I don't know.

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I don't know what the fuck universes they are.

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I know in this universe where they find, he finds a specific Logan.

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He finds apparently the worst one with a ball is what everyone was saying.

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And this one's like does not want to fight.

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He just wants to drink himself to death.

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But he's basically immortal.

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And he heals instantly so he can't fucking drink himself to death.

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I don't even know if he can stay drunk that long.

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His cells just regenerate.

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And so they end up in a partnership.

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They get into a fight.

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They get attacked by the TVA.

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They get sent to the void.

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And that's where their story really starts.

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The Wolverine starts with the suit from the, like almost at the beginning of the movie

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he has this suit on.

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The yellow and blue.

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Yep, the iconic yellow and blue suit.

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And I didn't like the way it looked until they fucking took the sleeves off.

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When it was like just his fucking guns sticking out.

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That was my Henry, that was my Wolverine.

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The villain, his name is Cassandra Nova who was apparently the twin of Xavier, Charles

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Xavier.

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Before that though they get captured by, what's his name?

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Pyro.

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Pyro.

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Sabertooth to the net.

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Sabertooth to the net.

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The frog dude.

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Yeah, Toad.

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And a couple of others.

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But Sabertooth gets out to fight Wolverine first and gets fucked up.

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One hit.

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One hit.

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And then you got Deadpool holding the head up saying, look at this lady.

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He was like, he was commenting Furiosa from breaking the Mad Max in the movie.

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I have your queen.

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Furiosa.

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So then they, what was it?

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Pyro has Toad turn on some kind of magnet.

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Yeah, they catch Wolverine.

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And shoves Wolverine on top of Deadpool.

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Yeah, Deadpool like fuck.

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He was that magnetic.

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Another funny trope that he does is like he says baby knife every time he pulls that

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fucking knife out.

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I know that little little thing.

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He never not said it like baby knife.

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Baby knife.

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Baby knife.

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Like he said it every single time that bitch came out.

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It's an itty bitty little like two inch knife.

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Yeah, he fucking keeps stabbing into everybody.

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He's got some massive katanas.

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But every time, every time he pulls it out, he says baby knife first.

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That's a great bit though.

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It was.

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The people that noticed it were laughing their asses off.

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They say baby knife, baby knife.

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So aside from them, they also have cameos of like what you wouldn't expect because they

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didn't want to overshadow or draw too much attention.

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Like if it was Iron Man, Thor, and Captain America, you'd be like oh wow.

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So they ended up having freaking Jennifer Garner as Electra come back.

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They had Wesley Snipes blade come back.

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And he's older too where he's got the gray in his beard and everything.

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Oh yeah, because he does still age doesn't he?

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Or allegedly from the third one, after killing Dracula, he's supposed to age slower.

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And he probably did technically because he just has like a little Brazilian line strip.

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White strip.

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Over his little shinny shinny shin.

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And third was someone you were expecting was Davne from X-23.

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But I don't know what her timeline is.

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The way she talks, it makes it seem like she was the one from Logan.

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But then why were they fucking Pruner?

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That's what he says to me.

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Yeah that didn't make too much sense at all.

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Another one that comes up that was not in anything other than animated shows for a long

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time is Gambit.

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And super accurate French accent.

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Like that fucking French, New Orleans, Louisiana French.

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And you could not understand a fucking word he was signing.

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I was like what?

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Remember he shot out of his daddy.

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100% in the world or some shit.

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So yeah.

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I'm fucking passing out over here.

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What else?

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No not too bad.

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And then of course like you said you had Johnny Storm.

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Good old Johnny Storm.

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He immediately loses the pyro.

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Took it to absorb flames.

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So he's like no I'm weak.

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And then he fucking hits his nuts down on a fucking mesh wire.

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Like a fucking platform thing where he falls.

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And then he falls and he hits his head and he fucking lands into a scorpion.

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Not an actual move of the scorpion where your legs are so far back that they're behind your

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head.

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So he ends up getting the scorpion.

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And then they all get dragged to her because Senator Innova's high that which is Ant-Man's

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entire body.

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Yes with his hands in front of him as the gates.

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How fucked up would that be if you're like an Ant-Man in 19 or whatever year it was like

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Twitter 2010 right?

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And then you end up getting killed by some chick named Cassandra Nova.

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Oh that would suck.

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Like completely.

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In the void no less.

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And like she is a like a like she likes to hurt people.

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She's a handy girl for sure.

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She rips Johnny Storm's skin off of his body completely.

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I don't feel like a stem of a finger too.

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She's like hey.

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Like no snap no nothing just.

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She just fucking ripped it off and he just fucking falls into a fucking heap of bones.

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Heap of bones and like just flesh.

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I'm like Jesus.

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All kinds of fucked up.

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Oh God.

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So they end up escaping from her.

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Wolverine and Deadpool.

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Off of what like a sentinel boot or something like that.

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That's what it looks like yeah.

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I kind of want to say it was an Iron Man suit.

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It was giant though.

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Just like the leg from the first model.

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It could have been but it was as tall as them though.

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So maybe not that.

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That's why I was thinking.

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What would it be?

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That's the only thing I could think of is a sentinel.

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Yeah.

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Like out of all things.

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The fucking thick ass leg.

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And then they meet what's that the other Deadpool.

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Zenpool.

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Oh and the dog.

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You meet fucking dogpool.

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That fucking Deadpool falls in love with to an unhealthy degree.

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Its owner Zenpool comes in who is nonviolent.

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But somehow has these fucking gold 50 caliber fucking desert eagle in his pocket.

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And he uses the regular Deadpool wants to keep the dog but the Zenpool won't let him

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have him.

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Later on they meet again and they switch keys.

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And I'm guessing that they traded a lesbian relationship with a hendrikia.

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That's what I think anyway.

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Why did I say lesbian relationship?

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What am I talking about?

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My mother tired.

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But yes he makes out with a lot.

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Like an unvelting amount.

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The whole scene is him just getting fucking licked down by his dog.

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And it's a good almost like three to four minute scene too which is even worse because

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the entire time.

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And he's just standing there talking letting it lick his mouth.

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He lets the Zenpool talk and the dog just wants to grab him and take a fucking taste

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out of his fucking tongue.

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Just fucked up the scene completely.

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And Zenpool is nonviolent so he doesn't want to fight anybody.

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And at one point in the movie they get attacked by like all these other various of Deadpool.

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And he uses Zenpool to block the bullets.

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So how long does it take for your healing factor to kick in?

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And the funny part like they pretty much destroy the facility.

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No one ever goes back I think to like maybe a little later season.

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What they fucking destroy the facility.

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Wait what did I talk about again?

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What facility am I talking about?

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You're talking about the underground railroad station facility or you're talking about the

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TVA.

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What the fuck was I talking about?

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What am I fucking going on about?

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I started rambling and I don't know what the fuck I just said.

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I'm on facility.

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What?

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I'm just so fucking tired for some reason.

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What the fuck?

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Anyway he lets fucking Zenpool get murdered so that he can have the dog dog pull and fucking

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Wolverine knows that for a fact because he just calls him a fucking murderer.

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Because he just fell in front of the gunfire.

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Yeah basically and he thought like alright I'm going to just heal back.

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But I can't heal.

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I don't know how to heal.

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He fucking just dies.

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I'm like wait wait he doesn't have any fucking healing power?

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Apparently not.

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That's the only fucking Deadpool.

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And this is them going up against the army of Deadpools.

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With that Cassandra Nova 6 on them basically towards the end of the movie.

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Yeah it's wild.

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There's all these different variants of Deadpool.

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You have a kid Deadpool.

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Ladypool is the leader.

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You got a Western one.

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You got the Samurai one.

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You got.

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I'm trying to have a foreign pool.

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Like just be honest here where's the foreign pool at?

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There was a Deadpool of all of them.

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Like all the famous ones.

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But towards the end it takes both Wolverine and Deadpool to work together to absorb matter

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and anti-matter together.

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Yes that's the perfect thing.

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And when that happens right Henry Cavill has been slowly losing parts of his clothes.

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Like first he loses his bicep like to sleep.

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It's you Jackman.

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What did I say?

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Henry Cavill.

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Did I?

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No more late night movies for me.

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You mean early morning?

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I'm Henry Cavill.

340
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He's a sexy man too.

341
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You start saying the weirdest shit.

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But how everybody thought that Hugh Jackman wasn't still buff or like fit anymore.

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It's like he just stands there and he's holding on to Wade.

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Yeah like his.

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So first like his sleeves come off.

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So you see his fucking thick ass fucking biceps.

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Then when he helps Wade absorb the anti-matter and matter of the universe away from the machine

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that Cassandra Nova is trying to use to destroy every timeline.

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His fucking shirt rims off and all you see is these fucking thick ass fucking muscles

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and it stops all the seriousness for a second for Wade.

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You got Wade looking at you.

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He's like hell yeah.

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That's what I'm talking about.

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The only thing left is his pants and the mask.

355
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Because right before all this when they were fighting the army of deadpools he puts on

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the iconic Wolverine mask.

357
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:13,400
Yeah which do you want to be honest that shit looked goofy as fuck at some points.

358
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Yeah it did.

359
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Like how's he going?

360
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You can't do this Wade I'll do it.

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I'm like that is the goofiest shit.

362
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The CGI with it was eh.

363
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It was too bad for me.

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I'm like no.

365
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At the beginning it was fine but then it just came out of nowhere.

366
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Like where did that mask come from?

367
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I can see your back the whole fucking time.

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Where did you put your net mask from?

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It was like hidden on the inside.

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On his fucking asshole.

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He pulls it out.

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Wow.

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I don't know half of that movie anymore.

374
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I'm exhausted.

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But it was a good movie.

376
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A very good movie.

377
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It was a solid movie because it balances well all the good elements you need.

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The humor, the acting, the action, the characters so that you feel like you've actually seen

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something entertaining instead of throwing a bunch of stuff on screen hoping it works.

380
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Right.

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And they didn't over do the cameos.

382
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Like Electra and Blade and the rest of them they weren't like the stars of the show.

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They killed off the Johnny Storm character really quick.

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They could afford it budget wise.

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The one thing I found hilarious though is you have Deadpool talking to Cassandra Nova

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at everything that Johnny said about her.

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I sort of understand.

388
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Okay so did he go back in time and have him say that on purpose because he kept looking

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at it with the camera like huh?

390
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Or did he remember that he said all that and he remembered there was a camera there?

391
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I think it was that he knew that there was a camera there.

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So he just wanted him to tell them ah ah.

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Because he had a whole list of shit.

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That's what I keep thinking like how did he fucking he wouldn't have had time to ah how

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the fuck because he had done that before.

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Changed the timeline.

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It could be that he went back in time though.

398
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And just changed it on purpose.

399
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He's like see I didn't kill him.

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Right like he's trying to say like it wasn't me.

401
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In a while.

402
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:10,920
But yeah I'd definitely give it a good 8 out of 10.

403
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Pay a 50.10 up from me.

404
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:14,400
A what?

405
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:15,400
15 out of 10.

406
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:16,400
15 out of 10?

407
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:17,400
It's just that good.

408
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:20,360
You know what is so good was they had a fight scene halfway through the movie.

409
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They had a fight scene earlier.

410
00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:22,360
Oh yeah yeah yeah.

411
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In the desert but they had another fight scene in a car.

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With the first fight scene it's like we're going to give these people what they wanted

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or it's just them fighting.

414
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It's just regular fighting yeah.

415
00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:35,000
But man they really start fighting in the second act.

416
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Yes.

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Because they have this argument and then Wolverine says the most Wolverine says he's he never

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spoke this much in any movie.

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And like everything he said in one particular scene was most of his dialogue on the other

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movie is total.

421
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Yeah.

422
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:52,520
So he tells Wave the realest shit he could possibly say to him.

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Like the stuff you never want to say to your friends you have no choice.

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Yeah.

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He said all this shit and he finally goes like why?

426
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The math doesn't have anything to say?

427
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And Deadpool's like we're going to fight now?

428
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And super serious too.

429
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:08,440
Right and then Wolverine started laughing like we're going to what now?

430
00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:09,720
He punches him in the fucking face.

431
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:13,080
And they have him fighting in this fucking Odyssey truck.

432
00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:18,920
Yeah for fucking like for like 18 hours or some shit like almost 24 hours from like because

433
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:21,520
it was day when they kept fighting.

434
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:26,640
It was a little bit night when they kept fighting and then it was like mid like well it's in

435
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like six in the morning.

436
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Yeah.

437
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:33,960
But the entire time they're just fucking up this on the Odyssey van like there is so much

438
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blood in real life.

439
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It's not even funny.

440
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And then when you get the overview in the next morning it's Wade tied up in all these

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seat belts.

442
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And then Wolverine just sleeping on the other side.

443
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It was basically like them fucking.

444
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Basically that was the whole.

445
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That was the whole.

446
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The bit basically.

447
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:52,800
Yeah they were just fighting.

448
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:55,040
They finally had to get their energy out.

449
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Fuck each other when they fight you know what I mean?

450
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Very clever.

451
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There's a lot of that kind of comedy through the entire movie and it's fucking hilarious.

452
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Let me say the intro is not worth it.

453
00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:09,440
Like it is for a joke point but it's not for anything else.

454
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That was going to be something fucking epic.

455
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:14,120
No it's literally like what we just said.

456
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Where it's just fucking.

457
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Him going back to justify why Johnny Stork died.

458
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They kept asking him to that group like with Will Smith Snipes and Jennifer Gardner.

459
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So where is Johnny?

460
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:26,760
Like we don't know.

461
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We barely knew him.

462
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But I like somehow like segue away from the fact that they fucking had a murder.

463
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But their like their goal was to give them a good ending for all those characters.

464
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Right and I guess going out like that's the best thing to think of.

465
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Because you didn't really get a good ending with Blade.

466
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You didn't really get a good ending with Elektra.

467
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:45,760
You didn't get a good ending at all because he didn't even exist yet.

468
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His gambit.

469
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:47,760
Right.

470
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:52,680
Right like he kept like hinting that like for them to give him a chance to prove himself.

471
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Yeah.

472
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Like if I'm somebody who doesn't even know me.

473
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Mon cherie let me fight.

474
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Oh oui oui.

475
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Let me make the asshole clean.

476
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CGI wasn't too bad in the movie.

477
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We're all pretty good.

478
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Like I said acting was pretty good.

479
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:14,400
A lot like if you get offended really easy don't go see it.

480
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The jokes are fucking hilarious.

481
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Don't go in there with a thin skin and don't think that he won't make fun of everybody

482
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because he does.

483
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He will.

484
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:26,080
It's what you expect from every Deadpool movie basically.

485
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:27,880
You have reverence.

486
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Yeah.

487
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:36,400
But when you first see Chris Evans as the character cameo like everybody assumes it's

488
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going to be Captain America because he jumps off of this what is it like a platform thing.

489
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:43,040
Yeah.

490
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It jumps off.

491
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He's like now that's a superhero landing.

492
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:47,040
Fucking hard on for fucking Deadpool.

493
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:53,160
Yeah because he's got like a shawl thing like a cloak on whenever they first see him and

494
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then he drops it completely.

495
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It's like fuck it's Johnny's.

496
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Flame on.

497
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:59,160
And you say Deadpool huh?

498
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Who the fuck is that?

499
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:17,800
Because okay one thing that they need to add to Deadpool is his omniscient pop culture reference.

500
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,880
I feel like it's a psychic ability for him.

501
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:24,320
He can break the fourth wall so that means he and he knows like you know he was making

502
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:25,320
fun of Mad Max.

503
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:26,320
Yes.

504
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:27,320
He knows all sorts of stuff.

505
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:28,320
He knows that.

506
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:29,320
Like Furiosa.

507
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:30,680
He knows Henry Cavill.

508
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:31,680
Yes.

509
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:38,040
He knows Chris Evans so they need to add some sort of that ability like make explain it.

510
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:40,960
He has omniscient pop culture knowledge.

511
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:43,800
Like he that's what he sees somebody and knows everything.

512
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:47,120
Yeah like he knows who they are.

513
00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:49,800
So they need to like it's they don't have to explain it but at least let us know that

514
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:50,800
he has it.

515
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:54,400
Yeah like it just pop culture omniscience.

516
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:55,400
Exactly yeah.

517
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:58,480
That would be perfect for him though because there was a bunch of references that were

518
00:24:58,480 --> 00:24:59,560
fucking hilarious.

519
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:03,000
Like the entire part in the void it was like Mad Max world.

520
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:07,800
Yeah especially with the way they came after him and they had fucking Red Skull's truck

521
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:12,720
for his car from the original Captain America the first Avenger.

522
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,760
They just put flames on the side of it.

523
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:18,080
And I remember I told Michael I think that's his car and then we saw the credits like Red

524
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,080
Skull's came through.

525
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,640
Like his fucking actual rec crew.

526
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:29,240
Yeah so there was a like we said a bunch of cameos on it.

527
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:31,080
Very tastefully done though.

528
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:32,080
Not overdone.

529
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:36,720
They could have like been in the movie or not been and still would have been a good

530
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:37,720
movie.

531
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:38,720
Yeah yeah overall yeah.

532
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:40,520
It's just kind of like those little like oh that's cool.

533
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:43,240
Like they added that character that I haven't seen in a long time.

534
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:46,000
When they had Jennifer Garner coming out it's like huh?

535
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,040
I was like oh I didn't know.

536
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,120
I got to the main booth.

537
00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:53,440
You know her daughter looks exactly like her.

538
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:54,440
Yeah I think I've seen her.

539
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:55,440
Like it's just a weird looking.

540
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:56,440
It is weird looking.

541
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:57,440
Like a clone.

542
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:01,240
Every time I see that when a mom and daughter look the same I get like a little bit like

543
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:02,240
what?

544
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:05,040
Like a brain like frames in my head right?

545
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:06,040
Or like a glitch.

546
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:07,040
Yeah.

547
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:09,960
Because it's like gee genetics is wild.

548
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:14,040
You could come out looking completely different or absolutely identical.

549
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:18,000
Yeah Wesley Sives's blade though he's skinnier.

550
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,080
He's older yeah he's got gray hair.

551
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:21,600
Yeah a gray little goatee.

552
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:26,360
And a beard which is even funnier.

553
00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:31,840
But he looks like from the original blade you can tell that he has lost some like mass.

554
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:34,320
Oh yeah basically doesn't work out like he used to probably.

555
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:38,600
I would assume so but it was kind of cool just seeing him in general where he uses his

556
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:41,880
iconic like blade weapon that he's got.

557
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:44,000
The little or it spins when he throws it.

558
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,000
The boomerang yeah.

559
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:49,640
Yeah he uses that on different characters in the void.

560
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:50,640
Let's see.

561
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:56,720
They also have X-23 but I don't know what X-23 it is.

562
00:26:56,720 --> 00:27:01,420
I don't know where she was pruned from in terms of like the multiverse continuity.

563
00:27:01,420 --> 00:27:03,560
Because she knew old man Logan.

564
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:04,560
It seemed like it yeah.

565
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:07,040
But yeah there was old man Logan in the movie too.

566
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:09,320
Like the actual from the comic book with the hat.

567
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:10,320
Yes.

568
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:13,400
And he fucking shotgunned or Deadpool I forgot about him.

569
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:15,400
Yeah when he was going searching for the Wolverine.

570
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,240
For any Wolverine to help him yeah.

571
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:18,520
All of them fucked him up.

572
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:21,160
He wanted one that would anchor his universe.

573
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:23,880
That's how in his head he thought he was going to be.

574
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:26,960
But I remember because he brought back the Wolverine and the guy's like you got to be

575
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,040
fucking joking with me.

576
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:30,040
That's how you think it works.

577
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:31,040
You just pick a random Wolverine.

578
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:32,040
What was it?

579
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:33,040
An educated wish.

580
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:36,040
That's what they call it instead of an educated guess.

581
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:41,040
It was an educated wish.

582
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:43,520
Plus it was the brown suit Logan.

583
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:45,680
That fought the Hulk but we didn't really get to see the Hulk.

584
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,560
Well the Hulk did he did show up though.

585
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:51,040
For like a split second he's like.

586
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:55,360
Like he transitions to the next Wolverine.

587
00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:59,000
The old man Logan was funny because he looked like he had the gray like little goatee.

588
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,000
Yeah.

589
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,920
Coming down or I guess the mud chops just to look a line.

590
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:02,920
Yeah.

591
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:04,000
Yeah like that old brim hat that he had.

592
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,600
With the like blanket thing over him.

593
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,680
Like an old man with his rocking chair like yeah.

594
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:10,440
Like I need to talk to you old man and you fucking just shoot him with a double barreled

595
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:11,440
shotgun.

596
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:14,080
Oh we didn't talk about how.

597
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:18,320
Before he found out that he needed that other Wolverine.

598
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:23,520
He knew that he was like I can go dig up the Logan Wolverine.

599
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:27,200
Yeah the absolutely reverence of the fact that he dug up.

600
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:31,040
He dug up Logan Wolverine from the R-rated movie.

601
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:36,880
And then you see him flip out and break the shovel and then later you see him talking

602
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:39,760
to somebody and it's just talking to the skeleton of Wolverine.

603
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,240
And sitting beside him.

604
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:46,040
Yeah there was like a little bit of skin and just a little bit of sinew or whatever.

605
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:47,400
But Wolverine was dead.

606
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:50,240
And he was real fucking pissed.

607
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:54,120
And then the TVA comes up to get Deadpool.

608
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:59,000
He starts using every bit of Wolverine to kill him.

609
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:02,800
That's actually a good weapon.

610
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:06,640
Because he was using the spine connected to the head as a mace.

611
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:08,800
And that would be because it's adamantium to be unbreakable.

612
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:12,600
And then breaking the ribs off and just throwing them.

613
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:15,600
There was the one where he fucking stabbed one of the pieces of rib.

614
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:20,160
No it was like an actual leg or bone.

615
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,000
And he hit the guy in the dick right.

616
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:26,880
And then he slid it like he was stroking it.

617
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:28,680
They make sure to do that real slow too.

618
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:30,160
This is the opening credits.

619
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:31,160
Right.

620
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:32,160
Deadpool always does that.

621
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:33,160
It does.

622
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:35,840
And then it shows what happened.

623
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,000
The lead up to what happened.

624
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,360
So basically it starts cold.

625
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,380
And then it cuts for a second.

626
00:29:41,380 --> 00:29:42,380
But it does it really early.

627
00:29:42,380 --> 00:29:44,560
Instead of having the whole movie lead up to it.

628
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:46,800
It just does it for a few minutes.

629
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,840
Like it has them fight the TVA for a little opening.

630
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:51,400
Has the backstreet boys.

631
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:53,080
Bye bye bye baby bye.

632
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:56,000
Why is he doing the dances?

633
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,280
Right.

634
00:29:57,280 --> 00:30:01,320
And then it goes back to the scene at the beginning.

635
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:02,680
Let's back up a little bit.

636
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:04,200
And then we catch up.

637
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:07,840
Because you use the first 10 minutes of the movie to catch back up real quick.

638
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:10,400
And then after that all new material.

639
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,480
I like how they do the cold opens are great.

640
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:15,000
But he desecrated that body.

641
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,960
You know my favorite part aside from the fight in the car.

642
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:19,200
Between him and Wolverine.

643
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,640
Which is them basically fucking.

644
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:25,200
That's how I see it now.

645
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,160
It was when he got suited up by that guy.

646
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:28,560
That guy kept slapping him on the ass.

647
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:29,560
Oh yeah.

648
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:30,560
Every time he suited up.

649
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:35,280
And the TVA whenever they thought that he was going to work with him.

650
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:36,280
Right that's where he was like.

651
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:37,280
And then he was like fucking.

652
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:38,280
Then he was squeezing his ass.

653
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:39,280
Then he was fucking slapping his ass.

654
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:40,280
Then he put a new knife on his pocket.

655
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:41,280
Then he slapped his ass.

656
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:42,280
Then he put his boots on.

657
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:43,280
Then he slapped his ass.

658
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:44,280
I'm like what?

659
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:48,560
Then he came back and like look at me now.

660
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:52,600
By the way you guys are a predator.

661
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:53,600
But I'm into it.

662
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:54,600
Fucking weird.

663
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:56,400
Then he called out that one guy Howard.

664
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:58,600
Oh yeah he's like he knows.

665
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,720
Howard's up freak.

666
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,880
And then like whatever he was.

667
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:06,040
He what was his name?

668
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:08,880
Paradox in the movie.

669
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:10,320
Where he's one of the TVA leaders.

670
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:12,640
But he's like a rogue TVA.

671
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:16,760
He's up to like some weird side mission against the TVA's protocols.

672
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:17,760
Yeah.

673
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:19,880
Because he thinks he can do it better than they are.

674
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:22,040
Or he had some weird alternative.

675
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:23,360
I don't know what his goal was.

676
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:27,760
Well he said that they won't just cut off entire things anymore the way that they should.

677
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:31,200
They let him wither back now instead of pruning him like they used to.

678
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,720
He wants like a specific team or something?

679
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:36,560
He won in Deadpool because he considered him special.

680
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:38,760
And then for the whole movie he's almost like I guess I'm Jesus.

681
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:42,320
But whenever he smacked him in the face.

682
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:46,520
Took that little device that they used to jump from timeline to timeline.

683
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:49,040
But he was falling towards that one dude specifically.

684
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:50,920
He was falling ass first.

685
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:54,160
The guy's like fucking I almost had his mouth open.

686
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:57,480
And then the portal opens and he goes through that first.

687
00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:01,400
Not to mention when he saw Hugh Jackman's abs he's like.

688
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:02,400
See that?

689
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:06,720
And then you have Deadpool put this shirt on.

690
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:10,640
But you put your titties away.

691
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:13,560
Stop flaunting stuff.

692
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:14,560
What else?

693
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:16,520
Of course we had dogpool.

694
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:17,520
Yes.

695
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,640
I'm fully awake now by the way.

696
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:26,280
I don't know what I was rambling on.

697
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:28,960
You're gonna have a big laugh when you leave over here to get our juice.

698
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:29,960
Yes.

699
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:30,960
You're gonna be like what the fuck was he saying?

700
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:35,960
This is how you know that we don't edit our podcast.

701
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:39,600
That was just out.

702
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:41,520
What was I talking about half of the time?

703
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:42,520
I don't even remember.

704
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:44,520
Was I even being coherent?

705
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:45,520
No.

706
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:46,520
Not really.

707
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:49,880
What was one thing I said that seemed odd out of nowhere?

708
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:53,440
You said something about like an industry or something.

709
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:56,440
I'm like what?

710
00:32:56,440 --> 00:33:01,440
I'm quite grateful you're like that.

711
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:08,800
I'm just like I could've sworn I said cocaine in some way.

712
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:13,160
One thing that was kind of weird though is that this Cassandra Nova character somehow.

713
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:16,320
Oh that girl could get it though.

714
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:17,320
She was not.

715
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:18,320
Bald as Xavier.

716
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:19,320
Bald as Xavier.

717
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:22,440
And she got licked out of the bald head plane.

718
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:28,840
But her powers are weird to me because number one she like finger rapes you.

719
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:32,160
She's able to like intangibly enter your mind.

720
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:34,600
She likes to put her fingers into your brain.

721
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:38,800
Instead of just reading your mind she likes to be more invasive so she puts her whole

722
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:39,800
hand.

723
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:41,560
Like intangibility all through your skull.

724
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:45,400
So she's still hurting you but she's not like killing you.

725
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:49,680
I don't know if it's a psycho like if there's an actual psychic thing that she does that

726
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:51,640
they think is happening but is it really happening?

727
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:53,720
No it really is because she drugged that one dude remember?

728
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:57,040
Oh yeah she fucking drug him like a god dang tall.

729
00:33:57,040 --> 00:34:02,560
I don't get her powers though because like the Magneto helmet prevents her from using

730
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:06,240
her powers and she can get shot and everything like that and starts bleeding.

731
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:09,160
But as soon as they take the helmet back off of her because they used Juggernaut's helmet

732
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:10,160
in this movie.

733
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:16,080
They take the helmet back off of her and she heals which is weird.

734
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:17,080
Let's find out.

735
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:21,240
Oh lord she looks way worse in the comic books.

736
00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:23,920
She looks way worse in the comic books.

737
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:24,920
Gary.

738
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:30,400
Oh she's got telepathy telekinesis DNA duplication spontaneous cell regeneration.

739
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:33,520
Oh that's what that is okay.

740
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,160
Intangibility cosmic fire and infernal control.

741
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:36,880
Immunity to magic and mimicry.

742
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:41,840
Premonition mind and body exchange mind control soul gathering and dematerialization.

743
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:43,880
Can you say that word?

744
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:44,880
Dematerialization.

745
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:45,880
Dematerialization.

746
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:51,160
So yeah she's the twin sister of X-Men founder telepath professor Gary.

747
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:53,880
So they must have not had all these in the movie.

748
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:56,680
But I know telepathy telekinesis for sure.

749
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:59,920
Yes because she did that to Wolverine.

750
00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:03,080
And the spontaneous cell regeneration as well.

751
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:05,800
And intangibility because she put her hands through people.

752
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:06,800
There we go.

753
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:07,800
Okay that makes sense.

754
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:10,800
Although spontaneous means that it just happens randomly.

755
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:11,800
It just happens.

756
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:15,520
Spontaneous means that it's like almost instant.

757
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:19,040
I thought it was like random.

758
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:21,240
Like if we're using the word.

759
00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:23,760
Like spontaneous human combined.

760
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:25,960
That also means instant combustion.

761
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,120
I don't like it though.

762
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:29,120
Instantaneous would be better for me.

763
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:30,120
It would make more sense yes.

764
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:34,200
It would be like if I'm dying from a gunshot and I heal like three months later.

765
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,040
You know what I mean?

766
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:39,280
But I think that's what they're actually meaning though is.

767
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:40,760
Like it's instant.

768
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:45,200
So whatever damage she gets as long as her powers are active and apparently her powers

769
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,120
are not active if she's wearing a helmet.

770
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:49,000
Which doesn't make any sense.

771
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,720
You know like I would get to where she can't hurt you.

772
00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:52,720
Right.

773
00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:53,720
But not herself.

774
00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:54,720
That is weird.

775
00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:55,720
Like.

776
00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:56,720
It is a plot hole there.

777
00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:57,720
Yeah it is.

778
00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:58,720
Like it says.

779
00:35:58,720 --> 00:36:03,640
But it's Deadpool so it doesn't have to necessarily make perfect sense.

780
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:04,640
So yeah that's true.

781
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:05,640
You know what I mean?

782
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:07,320
Like it is what it is but.

783
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:10,760
I want to work with Jennifer Larner now.

784
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:13,520
You want her to be in the electric costume there?

785
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:14,520
The original?

786
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:15,520
Yeah.

787
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:16,520
I could take it or leave it.

788
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:17,520
I could take it or leave it.

789
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:18,520
You know either one is fine with me.

790
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:20,280
As long as she's you know with me.

791
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:23,920
Did she ever train her actual like with those actual like size?

792
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:28,760
I could have sworn like she said she'd had like extensive training.

793
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:30,360
In the first movie she did didn't she?

794
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:31,520
I think so.

795
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:32,520
Like with.

796
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:35,560
Oh which is funny because they said Daredevil is dead in your universe.

797
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:36,560
Yeah.

798
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:37,560
That's fine.

799
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:39,560
A little jab at an athlete.

800
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:42,440
Looks like yeah that's fine.

801
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:44,440
Say fuck that motherfucker.

802
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:48,840
That was one of the funniest parts like ah no that's fine.

803
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:53,720
Hey man Jennifer Lopez.

804
00:36:53,720 --> 00:36:54,720
They did a lot of jabbing.

805
00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:56,360
It was the same with Hugh and his divorce.

806
00:36:56,360 --> 00:37:00,560
He let us go with the divorce.

807
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:03,400
So yeah basically 90% of the movie was set in the void.

808
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:09,040
Which I know why was to avoid any like they didn't want to go to the MCU.

809
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:10,860
They want to stay on his planet.

810
00:37:10,860 --> 00:37:13,440
They wanted to be like a self-contained story.

811
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:17,000
So I didn't mind it being in the void.

812
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:22,960
No it was different than whenever they had the one location shots for Fantastic Four.

813
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:23,960
That's another thing.

814
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:29,560
They had a fucking like honorary remembrance or some shit of the old 20.

815
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:30,560
You saying that too?

816
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:32,840
Oh this is the dumbest shit.

817
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:37,360
Because they had a whole montage of all the Fox movies.

818
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:38,360
Yeah.

819
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:40,640
All the Marvel Fox movies that they did right.

820
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:41,780
That were gone yeah.

821
00:37:41,780 --> 00:37:42,780
Like Spider-Man.

822
00:37:42,780 --> 00:37:47,680
Right and they were like remember these movies because they bought Fox.

823
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:51,960
And I'm like they kept showing the Fantastic Four the new one or the most recent.

824
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:55,720
I'm like no put that shit back.

825
00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:57,260
With Michael B Jordan.

826
00:37:57,260 --> 00:38:04,920
Not to mention that when Deadpool found out he was going to the MCU he was like fuck Fox.

827
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:09,480
21st century Fox and he fucking smashed the camera and threw it across the thing.

828
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:10,480
Yeah.

829
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:11,480
Mickey Mouse all the way.

830
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:12,480
Yeah.

831
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:14,520
That was like his biggest fourth wall break.

832
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:17,560
Well in the void it had the 20th century Fox logo.

833
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:19,320
Yeah that's the fucking thing destroyed.

834
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:21,680
So that means it's part of the trash heap they took it to.

835
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:22,680
Wow.

836
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:23,680
He did not give a fuck.

837
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:28,320
It's like oh yeah it's the trash heap now.

838
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:29,520
It's in the void.

839
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:31,480
The TV 8 right there.

840
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:34,000
My cousin just texted me he wants to go see Long Legs.

841
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,000
Long Legs?

842
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,000
Yeah.

843
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,000
You have no idea do you?

844
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:42,000
All I gotta say is I'm gonna tell you who's in it and you'll be like oh.

845
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,000
It's Nicolas Cage.

846
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,000
Oh.

847
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,000
He said oh.

848
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:53,040
And he plays a real weird character.

849
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:56,240
He played the one where it's uh no it can't be that one.

850
00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:58,480
I don't know if that's what it's called.

851
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:02,000
The one where the guy like where you're talking about where what's his name is obsessed with

852
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,000
him.

853
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,320
Oh no no that was John Travolta.

854
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:06,320
Right?

855
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:07,800
Oh no no that was that one.

856
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,560
Oh you know the Pedro Pesci.

857
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:10,560
Yeah yeah yeah.

858
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:11,560
We already saw that.

859
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:12,560
Yeah I figured.

860
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:19,040
Long Legs is basically he's a serial killer that tries that's trying to uh gain favor

861
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:24,240
with Satan and but he's androgynous so he's not supposed to be male or female and he's

862
00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:29,680
super pale and he's a he's a washed up rocker so uh he starts to move like if you let me

863
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:34,800
in it can be nice.

864
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:39,080
If you don't let me in I gotta come back not once not twice.

865
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:43,440
No I'm like are you like it's supposed to be super serious.

866
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:46,200
Yeah and it's not.

867
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:50,440
Actually pause the thing and I'll show you a video.

868
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:51,440
Yeah that's that's what I'm fucking.

869
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:52,440
You should let me in now.

870
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:53,440
There's another one where he just.

871
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:54,440
It can be nice.

872
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:55,440
And it can be nice.

873
00:39:55,440 --> 00:40:00,440
There's one part where he just starts fucking screaming in his car.

874
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:19,840
He's always goes 150 percent.

875
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:25,240
I love him for it but man he's not just a method actor he goes full.

876
00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:28,240
He puts his soul into it.

877
00:40:28,240 --> 00:40:30,240
Like fuck dude.

878
00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:32,680
Oh man Nicholas Cage you are one of a kind.

879
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:35,000
There will never be another actor I think.

880
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,000
No.

881
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,000
Let me in now.

882
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:42,440
And to be fair it doesn't even look like Nicholas Cage.

883
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:46,360
I know if I go see it with my cousin I'm just gonna fucking burst out laughing and I'm not

884
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:47,360
gonna mean to.

885
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:48,360
You know these people.

886
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:49,360
Let me in now.

887
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:53,360
Because it's supposed to be a horror movie right?

888
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:58,680
Yeah it's supposed to be a super serious like murder mystery with a with a with a tinge

889
00:40:58,680 --> 00:40:59,680
of the supernatural.

890
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:00,680
But with Nicholas Cage.

891
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:05,680
You're gonna be laughing your ass off and everybody's gonna be looking at you and what

892
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:06,680
the fuck are you laughing for?

893
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:10,080
I'm gonna be driving home or driving to work when I'm heavy.

894
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:11,080
Heavy.

895
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:17,320
Oh God.

896
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,400
So I guess I'll go see two movies in one day huh?

897
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:20,400
Yeah.

898
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:21,400
Jesus Christ.

899
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:22,400
I'm glad our day stands.

900
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:23,400
Yeah.

901
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:24,400
They can't even save you.

902
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:27,600
I always say I don't know why I always add the extra.

903
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:28,600
I do too.

904
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:29,600
I just like to.

905
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:33,760
Every time even in my head I say Jesus Christ I'm glad our day stands.

906
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:37,240
Because you've heard it so many times.

907
00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:39,360
So overall yeah Deadpool.

908
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:40,360
Good movie.

909
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:41,360
Good movie.

910
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:42,360
Definitely go see it.

911
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:43,360
They're gonna do the whole thing with like MCU.

912
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:44,360
The MCU is back.

913
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:46,360
They're like the MCU is dead.

914
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:47,360
I don't know.

915
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:48,360
The MCU is back.

916
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:52,920
They may not unless Deadpool is leading the new MCU.

917
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:57,240
Like the way they made fun of a bunch of shit on there.

918
00:41:57,240 --> 00:42:02,640
There is a scene where it looks like he sees a future of himself dying in battle and Thor

919
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:06,400
being really upset and he's holding him like why is Thor there?

920
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:11,920
And like I don't know if it's legit or if it's just like a bait you know?

921
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:12,920
Yeah.

922
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:13,920
It doesn't actually happen.

923
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:14,920
I don't think it will.

924
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:15,920
Like he dies in battle helping the Avengers.

925
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:19,200
I think that was paradox's way of trying to get him to join his side.

926
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:23,920
Because every time he would wake up in the movie because they fell asleep a lot.

927
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:26,400
And he'd say something like I hear a God of thunder.

928
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:28,920
Or he'd be like oh Thor.

929
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,280
That way the Thor won't be like Chris Hemsworth.

930
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:33,280
But he never did.

931
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:37,880
But yeah they made a lot of jokes about a lot of people.

932
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:41,960
So we'll see how far this goes over with the masses.

933
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:46,760
As a Deadpool you know not necessarily hardcore fan but somebody that loves the good old movies.

934
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:48,480
When we talk about hard, he said hardcore.

935
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:52,480
When we talk about like an actual part of us.

936
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:53,800
And how it would go about.

937
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:54,800
Yes.

938
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:57,040
How would you people like to know how I would see it?

939
00:42:57,040 --> 00:43:01,040
Instead of the fight scenes it would be actual.

940
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:02,040
Yeah.

941
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:04,640
It would be actual fuck scenes.

942
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:08,560
And Cassandra was more likely to have a cock herself.

943
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:10,320
So that would be that scene too.

944
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:12,440
They would play tag team Johnny Storm.

945
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:17,440
I'm guessing Electra would also have a penis.

946
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:18,440
No.

947
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:20,840
She's not too manly.

948
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:22,720
But Cassandra know it yeah.

949
00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:25,200
She's like she catches him right like time to teach you boys a lesson.

950
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:28,120
I'm pulling out the fucking slung like the hammer of steel.

951
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:29,120
I'm like oh my.

952
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:30,120
Well shit.

953
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,960
And then Deadpool's like me first.

954
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:37,560
And then Wolverine's like you better not stick that in my asshole bub.

955
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:39,560
You better not do a bum on the bottom bub.

956
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:40,560
I'm on the top bub.

957
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:45,880
Well like whatever Deadpool pulled his gun out on him he just leans into it.

958
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:47,440
Yeah he was so fucking.

959
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:50,520
I don't know how he gets drunk though.

960
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:51,840
It doesn't last very long though.

961
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:54,880
But then again he was also drinking isopropyl alcohol so.

962
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:57,120
He was fucking tweaking.

963
00:43:57,120 --> 00:44:00,840
Yeah because they escaped Cassandra's lair.

964
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:03,000
Which is fucking the body of Ant-Man.

965
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,000
The giant Ant-Man.

966
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,080
And of course he makes a Paul Rudd reference.

967
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:08,880
Paul Rudd finally aged.

968
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:09,880
They escaped.

969
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:10,880
What did you say was on a.

970
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:12,560
Like a sentinel leg.

971
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:13,560
We talked about earlier didn't we.

972
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:14,560
And I was fucking with Drowze.

973
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:17,240
That's why I said I thought it was a sentinel leg.

974
00:44:17,240 --> 00:44:19,920
I keep thinking it was Iron Man for some but it wouldn't be that high.

975
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:20,920
Yeah like the height.

976
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:21,920
Right.

977
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:22,920
That's the reason I was saying a sentinel.

978
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:25,120
Because it made it look like he knew what it was.

979
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:26,120
Yeah.

980
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:27,120
Like Wolverine's like oh there it is.

981
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:30,240
And that's why I thought it was a sentinel leg.

982
00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:31,240
He's fought those.

983
00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:32,240
Yeah.

984
00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:33,480
And they fucking take off.

985
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:34,800
They land in the middle of nowhere.

986
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:37,280
They find a fucking old abandoned.

987
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:38,280
Like restaurant.

988
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:39,280
Diner yeah.

989
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:40,280
And Wolverine's looking for stuff.

990
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:41,520
And because he can smell food.

991
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:42,680
His food from all the way over there.

992
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,600
But he was smelling just spam.

993
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:47,280
So Deadpool was just eating spam.

994
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:48,840
And then Wolverine's looking for alcohol.

995
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:50,640
Like oh god dang it.

996
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:52,720
He finds isopropyl roving alcohol.

997
00:44:52,720 --> 00:44:53,720
You shouldn't drink that.

998
00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:54,720
And then he's like fuck it.

999
00:44:54,720 --> 00:44:57,000
And Deadpool's like goodbye liver.

1000
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,000
It can heal.

1001
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,440
It'll be fine.

1002
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:04,380
But when he found dog pool right.

1003
00:45:04,380 --> 00:45:06,480
And I knew it was serious because he took his mask off.

1004
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:07,480
Deadpool did.

1005
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:08,480
And he's like oh my god.

1006
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:10,480
Dude my heart's just beating.

1007
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:12,000
And it was his end point.

1008
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:15,120
He's like 90% of its body will make an orgasm.

1009
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:17,840
Yeah because it was like 90% G-spot.

1010
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:18,840
Yeah.

1011
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:19,840
The dog was.

1012
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:22,720
I like how he tried to escape through the cornfield.

1013
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:24,160
And he didn't even go anywhere.

1014
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:26,160
He just took the corn or two thing.

1015
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:28,840
I'm sorry girl.

1016
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:30,240
Then Wolverine takes the dog from him.

1017
00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:31,240
Gives it back to Zenpool.

1018
00:45:31,240 --> 00:45:32,240
Yeah.

1019
00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:33,240
Zenpool was interesting.

1020
00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:34,680
Because he's not a fighter.

1021
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:37,800
Well his wall breaker or whatever was just staring at the camera.

1022
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:38,800
And just said the proposal.

1023
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:41,600
Because that one movie that he did with Sandra Bullock.

1024
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:42,600
Yeah.

1025
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:44,480
She has a great nude scene in that by the way.

1026
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:45,560
She's not naked though.

1027
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:46,560
It's like implied nudity.

1028
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:47,560
Yeah.

1029
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:49,720
Damn do I love implied nudity.

1030
00:45:49,720 --> 00:45:50,720
She covers her breasts.

1031
00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:52,280
She has a tiny tail over her crotch.

1032
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:53,280
Yeah.

1033
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:55,160
And this little dog is like chasing her back into the bathroom.

1034
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:57,120
She just sits there butt naked.

1035
00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:59,080
I'm like well it's just a tiny dog.

1036
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:01,080
It's getting hit with the towel.

1037
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:02,080
Give it a little smack.

1038
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:03,080
Give it a little smack.

1039
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:06,080
Dogs don't understand nudity.

1040
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:08,080
Anyway I don't know why you're covering up.

1041
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:09,080
No.

1042
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:11,680
But Dogpool and like towards the end of the movie.

1043
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:12,680
I love Dogpool.

1044
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:14,120
It's got the goggles on and everything.

1045
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:15,120
Yeah so they can do the CGI.

1046
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:17,120
Because its eyes were not its eyes.

1047
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:18,120
Because it was like that.

1048
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:19,120
It was like bug eyes.

1049
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:20,720
Yeah like what's going on around here.

1050
00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:22,560
They give it almost pug eyes.

1051
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:28,560
And then he fucking uses Zenpool because they get attacked by a hundred variants of Deadpool

1052
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:31,240
because apparently other than Loki's.

1053
00:46:31,240 --> 00:46:35,680
Because in the Loki show Loki's are constant variants that get pruned.

1054
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:37,800
The Deadpools get pruned by the dozens too.

1055
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:41,200
That's what we were talking about when you were passing out.

1056
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:42,200
Oh was it?

1057
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:43,200
I don't remember.

1058
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:46,200
But they go through and he got.

1059
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:53,000
Him and Wolverine they go through and just destroy all these other Deadpools.

1060
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,040
And then you see them all stand right back.

1061
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:57,160
Oh I guess they do have healing factors.

1062
00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:58,160
Because Zenpool doesn't.

1063
00:46:58,160 --> 00:46:59,160
Yeah.

1064
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:00,160
And like I like how he.

1065
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:02,160
Because I was trying to explain when I was drowsy.

1066
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:04,760
That he used Zenpool to block the bullets.

1067
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:07,280
So that he would die so that he could keep Dogpool.

1068
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:08,280
Yeah.

1069
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:10,080
Because the dog was actually Zenpool's.

1070
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:11,560
And Wolverine's like you're fucking murdered.

1071
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:14,800
Because he knew 100% why he fucking did it.

1072
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:16,400
And he just like stood there.

1073
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:18,440
And then he's like his head.

1074
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:22,400
Zenpool's head gets blown off and he's like over there trying to get chest compressions.

1075
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:24,320
And then Wolverine pulls the dog up right.

1076
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:26,240
Because they're both behind a minivan.

1077
00:47:26,240 --> 00:47:30,040
And Wolverine for some reason Deadpool's like there's a fucking donut shop.

1078
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:31,040
They're known as medical triages.

1079
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:33,040
And I'm like what the fuck are you talking about.

1080
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:35,640
That's like the way to hold him up in front of the gunfire.

1081
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:39,280
So yeah he picks him up again and he moves across the street.

1082
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:41,480
To the fucking donut stand.

1083
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:43,200
And gets lit up even more.

1084
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:44,200
And he keeps telling him like you're going to make it.

1085
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:45,200
I'm going to make it.

1086
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:46,200
He's fucking coughing.

1087
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:47,200
He's throwing up blood.

1088
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:48,200
They say it with me.

1089
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:49,200
I'm going to make it.

1090
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,200
Fucking Zenpool dying.

1091
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:53,640
And all it takes is Wolverine picking up.

1092
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:55,600
Yeah Wolverine picks up Dogpool.

1093
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:58,280
And they're all like oh he's going to hold you fire.

1094
00:47:58,280 --> 00:47:59,840
And then he just fucking holds him by the side.

1095
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:02,240
He just walks across the street.

1096
00:48:02,240 --> 00:48:03,240
And no one does anything.

1097
00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:05,400
Because nobody wants to kill Dogpool.

1098
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:06,400
Right.

1099
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:09,760
I love the interaction where like you just took him to.

1100
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:12,760
Because he knew he was just fucking murdered.

1101
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:18,400
But after they get like they mow through all the Deadpools you have babypool.

1102
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:20,800
Just sitting there pointing back.

1103
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:23,960
I was wondering you know do him out too.

1104
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:26,320
They also said they just killed babypool as well.

1105
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:29,080
Like we're rated R for a reason.

1106
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:33,320
They had that weird scene where like one of the Deadpools is on the bus in the driver

1107
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:34,320
seat.

1108
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:35,320
Yeah I was saying that.

1109
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:38,360
He's like oh is that supposed to be a reference or something?

1110
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:39,360
Like he didn't know what to do?

1111
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:40,360
Right.

1112
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:41,920
Like he just gets stabbed on the fucking bus seat.

1113
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:44,160
He doesn't have any idea what to do.

1114
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:49,000
And then it takes what's his name that was in Deadpool 2.

1115
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,880
The guy that he sent home from X-Force.

1116
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:51,880
Peter.

1117
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:53,320
Yeah Peter.

1118
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:54,520
Where everybody loves Peter.

1119
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:56,040
Now every Deadpool has their own Peter.

1120
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:57,040
He's a legend.

1121
00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:58,540
And so he's like he's with me.

1122
00:48:58,540 --> 00:49:02,720
So they let Wolverine and Deadpool go.

1123
00:49:02,720 --> 00:49:03,720
Because of Peter.

1124
00:49:03,720 --> 00:49:04,720
Because Peter told them to.

1125
00:49:04,720 --> 00:49:05,720
Yeah.

1126
00:49:05,720 --> 00:49:06,720
Oh yeah that reminds me.

1127
00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:07,720
The reason they attacked the group.

1128
00:49:07,720 --> 00:49:11,280
The two of them was because they made a deal with Cassandra.

1129
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:12,280
Yes.

1130
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:15,440
That was actually the first time they were off the void forever for a long time.

1131
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:16,440
Yeah.

1132
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:17,440
Because they were back in Deadpool's world.

1133
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:18,440
Yep.

1134
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:19,440
Yeah I forgot about that.

1135
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:22,760
But yeah the final fight is basically back in Deadpool's home planet.

1136
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:25,480
Yeah but you have Deadpool running off with Wolverine.

1137
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:26,480
Like the normal Deadpool.

1138
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:27,480
He's like have fun with my Peter.

1139
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:28,480
Yeah he's fucking high.

1140
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:31,480
Yeah in my opinion he's doing double references again.

1141
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:32,480
Exactly.

1142
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:33,960
Oh that was a good movie.

1143
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:36,440
And then the lady from the TVA.

1144
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:37,920
The main lady.

1145
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:39,400
Oh she's got it.

1146
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:40,400
I like her too.

1147
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:43,560
You know when she's like why are you so sexy.

1148
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:44,560
Yeah like.

1149
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:45,560
Peter.

1150
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:46,560
He had a weird like flirtation with him and Peter.

1151
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:47,560
Her and Peter.

1152
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:48,560
I'm like where did this come from.

1153
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:49,560
Where did Billy and the Satan ship.

1154
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:50,560
He's like oh I'm sorry about that.

1155
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:51,560
Like you're like oh I'm so naughty.

1156
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:52,560
You're such a naughty boy.

1157
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:53,560
I never know what I'm doing.

1158
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:54,560
You know what you're doing Peter.

1159
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:55,560
I'm like where did he get a suit by the way.

1160
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:56,560
Because you know he had a fat like fupa.

1161
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:57,560
Did you notice that?

1162
00:49:57,560 --> 00:49:58,560
No I didn't.

1163
00:49:58,560 --> 00:49:59,560
That was the one from the walker.

1164
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:00,560
That was his?

1165
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:01,560
Yeah.

1166
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:02,560
Yeah.

1167
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:03,560
Yeah.

1168
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:04,560
Yeah.

1169
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:05,560
Yeah.

1170
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:06,560
Yeah.

1171
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:07,560
Yeah.

1172
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:08,560
Yeah.

1173
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:09,560
Yeah.

1174
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:10,560
Yeah.

1175
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:11,560
Yeah.

1176
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:12,560
That was his?

1177
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:13,560
Yeah that was.

1178
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:14,560
That was Wade's.

1179
00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:15,560
No that was Wade's.

1180
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:16,560
No no but where did Peter get the suit.

1181
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:17,560
From the walker.

1182
00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:18,560
Like at the dealership.

1183
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:19,560
The car dealership.

1184
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:20,560
Yeah yeah.

1185
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:21,560
All right because he had the new suit.

1186
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:22,560
Yeah.

1187
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:25,560
Yeah because he didn't bring his suit whenever they took him to the TV.

1188
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:26,560
Wade's suit.

1189
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:27,560
Well then why the fuk was it.

1190
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:28,560
Did it fit so well.

1191
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:29,560
It didn't.

1192
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:30,560
It was halfway undone.

1193
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:31,560
You didn't see that.

1194
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:32,560
No.

1195
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:33,560
The zipper wasn't all the way done.

1196
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:34,560
Oh God.

1197
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:35,560
That's why he had the fupa and everything.

1198
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:36,560
He had a fukin rope.

1199
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:37,560
Like a whole thick.

1200
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:38,560
I'm like God dang.

1201
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:41,560
You know his dick is sideways right.

1202
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:43,880
Like they're like fold up like a like a squirrel in there.

1203
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:45,160
And that made me what she was thinking.

1204
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:48,240
I'm like just fukin packing.

1205
00:50:48,240 --> 00:50:49,240
Peter packing.

1206
00:50:49,240 --> 00:50:51,400
That's my poor son.

1207
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:52,400
Packin Peter.

1208
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:53,400
That's gonna be my poor son name.

1209
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:54,400
Packin Peter.

1210
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:58,720
By the way there was some trolls on TikTok.

1211
00:50:58,720 --> 00:51:00,240
They were showing credits.

1212
00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:01,320
End credits right.

1213
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:03,640
And they had like Gwenpool.

1214
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:06,160
No Gwen.

1215
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:08,760
There was that spider man Gwen.

1216
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:10,320
I think it is Gwenpool.

1217
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:11,560
I think it is Gwenpool yeah.

1218
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:13,960
And they were supposed to be Emma Stone.

1219
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:15,200
And I'm like okay.

1220
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:17,560
And then they had like Andrew Garfield the spider man.

1221
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:19,600
I'm like oh spider man is in this too.

1222
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:21,720
But then when the movie came out they were nowhere to be found.

1223
00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:22,720
Yeah.

1224
00:51:22,720 --> 00:51:23,720
And I didn't see them on the credits either.

1225
00:51:23,720 --> 00:51:25,560
So either they trolled us or they cut them out.

1226
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:26,560
Yeah.

1227
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:29,560
But either way like if it was true I'd be like wow.

1228
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:33,240
But yeah it takes Wolverine and Deadpool to work together.

1229
00:51:33,240 --> 00:51:36,120
Right because they had to destroy the time machine that would

1230
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:37,120
blow up the universe.

1231
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:38,120
Every universe.

1232
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:39,120
What was it called?

1233
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:40,120
The time bomb?

1234
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:43,680
I can't remember what they called it.

1235
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:44,680
Time something.

1236
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:48,040
And it's energized by both antimatter and matter.

1237
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:52,080
And so Deadpool decided to sacrifice himself and be the hero.

1238
00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:57,880
But he grabbed the matter side of the wires but he couldn't reach the antimatter.

1239
00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:01,520
So then Wolverine comes in and he rakes his hand and shoves his claws into the eye.

1240
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:03,840
And the second it does his fucking shirt rips out.

1241
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:06,880
And you can see his pubic hair coming up out of the eye.

1242
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:07,880
That's what I noticed.

1243
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:08,880
I'm sick.

1244
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:09,880
That then pubes almost to the belly.

1245
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:14,200
Then you have Deadpool just licking her eye.

1246
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:15,200
He looks right.

1247
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:19,400
Then he looks at the camera like you're welcome.

1248
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:22,040
I'm about the only thing I didn't like was Wolverine wearing the face mask.

1249
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:23,040
Yeah.

1250
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:24,240
It didn't fit right.

1251
00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:26,080
Like when they first had it come up it was fine.

1252
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:27,080
It looked great.

1253
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:30,400
But then they were talking about how to say I gotta sacrifice myself.

1254
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:34,120
I was like that was too corny for me like take that shit off.

1255
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:35,320
Well it started moving too?

1256
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:36,920
Yeah I'm like this is so weird.

1257
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:40,240
I think that was the point is that they knew that it would look real weird.

1258
00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:42,080
So then they had to take it back off after the.

1259
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:44,520
When they came back I was like yeah all of a sudden it's off again.

1260
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:45,520
Yeah.

1261
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:47,480
Like I was like no I don't like that.

1262
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:50,120
Because like he's trying to be serious but it looks so goofy on him.

1263
00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:51,120
Yeah.

1264
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:54,200
Which is weird because you think it would be the perfect fit for all these years to

1265
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:56,040
get the full Wolverine suit.

1266
00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:59,640
Which like I said in the beginning like when it crouches down slightly with the claws and

1267
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:00,720
everything it looks fine.

1268
00:53:00,720 --> 00:53:05,200
To me the suit was perfect with it with his face uncovered and no sleeves to see those

1269
00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:06,560
fucking guns.

1270
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:07,880
And that was it.

1271
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:09,320
The full sleeve that I didn't like.

1272
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:10,320
Yeah.

1273
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:18,520
It was like the sleeveless was turning me on.

1274
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:19,520
Didn't he.

1275
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:23,680
Didn't when Deadpool's birthday he thought the TVA was actually hooker or no strippers.

1276
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:24,680
Yes.

1277
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:25,680
And he was trying to get them to.

1278
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:27,680
He's like I'm not a natural bottom.

1279
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:28,680
You guys gotta get in there.

1280
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:31,680
And like one of them got really mad at him like keep that energy.

1281
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:32,680
Let's go.

1282
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:33,680
They fucking drag him into the TVA.

1283
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:35,880
But he's like but you're gonna have to shove it.

1284
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:39,040
And he staples his toupee to his head.

1285
00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:40,040
Yes.

1286
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:41,720
So he has like a staples for like half of the movie.

1287
00:53:41,720 --> 00:53:42,720
I thought the juice.

1288
00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:44,720
It's that little piece of the hair.

1289
00:53:44,720 --> 00:53:47,240
That was a great bit though.

1290
00:53:47,240 --> 00:53:52,480
And then Wolverine is like he's telling Deadpool slowly like oh because he asked about the

1291
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:53,480
staples.

1292
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:54,480
I wear a toupee and no one notices.

1293
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:55,480
And he's like well fuck it.

1294
00:53:55,480 --> 00:54:00,040
And he starts fucking laughing his ass off right in front of him.

1295
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:01,560
I love that version of Wolverine.

1296
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:04,680
Like everybody notices.

1297
00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:05,680
Everybody knows.

1298
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:06,680
Oh man.

1299
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:07,680
That's okay.

1300
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:08,680
Get over that fight scene.

1301
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:09,680
Yeah.

1302
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:10,680
In the car.

1303
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:12,680
It's like they've destroyed the entire fight.

1304
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:13,680
It's just so cathartic.

1305
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:14,680
Yeah.

1306
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:19,040
Like Wolverine said such hurtful stuff to Deadpool.

1307
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:20,040
Like true stuff.

1308
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:21,040
Yeah.

1309
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:24,280
So he was just like we're gonna fight now.

1310
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:25,920
That was the only thing Deadpool said.

1311
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:27,640
It just hit him.

1312
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:30,240
Another bit that he loved to do was every time he pulled out his knife.

1313
00:54:30,240 --> 00:54:31,240
The baby knife.

1314
00:54:31,240 --> 00:54:32,240
You said.

1315
00:54:32,240 --> 00:54:33,240
I did.

1316
00:54:33,240 --> 00:54:34,240
I said I said you know I was fucking out of me.

1317
00:54:34,240 --> 00:54:35,240
The baby knife.

1318
00:54:35,240 --> 00:54:36,240
Yeah.

1319
00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:42,480
Damn I don't remember half of the shit I said earlier but I'm fully awake now.

1320
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:43,480
That is weird.

1321
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:45,240
I must have really gone off on the randomest shit.

1322
00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:46,240
No you didn't.

1323
00:54:46,240 --> 00:54:47,240
Because I was like this right.

1324
00:54:47,240 --> 00:54:48,240
I was like.

1325
00:54:48,240 --> 00:54:49,240
Oh yeah.

1326
00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:51,440
You were just randomly saying shit to me.

1327
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:57,680
But it goes to show you how fucking force-willed I am because I was still saying something.

1328
00:54:57,680 --> 00:54:58,680
I don't know what it was.

1329
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:01,600
Oh man that's a good movie.

1330
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:03,600
But yeah good good movie.

1331
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:06,960
What the fuck is that?

1332
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:07,960
A jet.

1333
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:11,360
Fucking drops a bomb on us.

1334
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:15,160
We'll see you guys on next one.

1335
00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:19,120
We should go we should dress up as Wolverine in Deadpool.

1336
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:20,120
The fat version.

1337
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:22,960
Yeah for Halloween.

1338
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:28,560
I'll find a tailor that slaps my ass every time he puts his suit on.

1339
00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:31,680
He fucking checks the oil pressure too because he sticks his fingers in there.

1340
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:32,680
God damn.

1341
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:33,680
He turns the tire.

1342
00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:34,680
He shares the oil.

1343
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:35,680
What's the word?

1344
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:36,680
The oil level.

1345
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:37,680
The oil level.

1346
00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:38,680
Yeah that's what they call it.

1347
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:39,680
Checking the oil level.

1348
00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:40,680
He slapped his ass like three or four or five times.

1349
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:41,680
And his ass jiggled.

1350
00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:42,680
I love when people.

1351
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:43,680
Because I noticed that.

1352
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:44,680
I noticed that.

1353
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:50,680
I don't know why.

1354
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:52,680
It's my nature right?

1355
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:54,400
It's something that's boring.

1356
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:57,880
Like the you remember the movie.

1357
00:55:57,880 --> 00:56:00,120
The second movie that Jordan Peele made.

1358
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:03,000
What was it fucking called?

1359
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:04,000
Not Get Out.

1360
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:05,000
And it wasn't Nope.

1361
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:06,000
It was the one in the middle.

1362
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:07,000
Yeah.

1363
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:08,000
When they're all clones right?

1364
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,640
Or like they're yeah they're all clones basically.

1365
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:12,120
They're all doppelgangers or something.

1366
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:13,120
Was it them?

1367
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:14,120
I can't remember.

1368
00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:15,120
It was us.

1369
00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:16,120
Us.

1370
00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:17,120
Hey us folks.

1371
00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:22,920
And I knew from the first scene that that little girl was the bad one.

1372
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:24,480
That grew up to be the normal one.

1373
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:26,880
And that the good girl that was that got a kill.

1374
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:29,520
You've seen the movie right?

1375
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:33,000
So basically this little girl goes underneath this building.

1376
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:34,360
Spoilers.

1377
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:37,400
Into this amusement park.

1378
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:38,520
And she meets her.

1379
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:39,800
It's all doppelgangers.

1380
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:41,560
For whatever reason everyone has a doppelganger.

1381
00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:42,560
And they live underground.

1382
00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:44,640
And they eat rabbits and shit.

1383
00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:46,280
And they're all mute.

1384
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:49,680
And she goes down there and her doppelganger finds her.

1385
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:51,400
And the movie cuts out from there.

1386
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:53,640
And then she's an adult with her family.

1387
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:54,640
Her husband and two kids.

1388
00:56:54,640 --> 00:57:00,760
And they're going back to their hometown for vacation.

1389
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:01,760
The same thing.

1390
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:02,760
The pool.

1391
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:03,760
It's like Staten Island.

1392
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:04,760
Yeah.

1393
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:07,520
Where's that place where like there's a river.

1394
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:08,520
There's an ocean.

1395
00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:09,520
There's also like the fair.

1396
00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:10,520
I forgot what the location is.

1397
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:11,520
Staten Island.

1398
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:12,520
Is that it?

1399
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:13,520
Yeah I think so.

1400
00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:14,520
Or like.

1401
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:15,520
Or Coney Island.

1402
00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:16,520
Yeah that's it.

1403
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:17,520
Coney Island.

1404
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:18,520
It's like kind of like that.

1405
00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:19,520
Unless it actually is Coney Island.

1406
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:20,520
Or somewhere else.

1407
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:21,520
But it felt like it was somewhere else.

1408
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:22,520
And not New York.

1409
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:23,520
So they go there.

1410
00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:26,160
And the doppelgangers rise up.

1411
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:30,240
Led by the woman.

1412
00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:31,240
The woman's doppelganger.

1413
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:33,200
Like the moms.

1414
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:34,200
And at the end of the movie.

1415
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:38,320
It's found out that the good mom that was trying to help her kids.

1416
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:39,960
Is actually the bad mom.

1417
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:42,360
She was actually the clone from like a long time ago.

1418
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:44,840
She had choked out the good girl.

1419
00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:45,840
Broke her throat.

1420
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:47,080
Her larynx basically.

1421
00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:48,560
So she couldn't speak very well anymore.

1422
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:49,560
Because she was talking.

1423
00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:50,560
Because none of them can talk.

1424
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:52,840
None of the doppelgangers can talk.

1425
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:53,840
Except for the leader.

1426
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:55,160
The woman.

1427
00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:57,640
And it turns out the only reason she could talk was because she was born to talk.

1428
00:57:57,640 --> 00:57:58,640
She was the normal one.

1429
00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:00,360
But she had her throat cracked.

1430
00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:02,400
And the mom learned how to talk over time.

1431
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:03,400
Being in the surface world.

1432
00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:04,400
Yeah.

1433
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:06,200
And I saw that shit from a fucking mile away.

1434
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:09,160
And the whole audience when they found out like that the mom was the actual bad clone.

1435
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:10,160
I was like yeah.

1436
00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:11,160
And I'm like.

1437
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:12,160
I'm like you all.

1438
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:13,160
Are you serious.

1439
00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:14,160
Are you fucking.

1440
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:15,160
Who didn't see this coming.

1441
00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:16,160
Exactly.

1442
00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:17,160
That's what I was thinking.

1443
00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:18,160
I'm like you guys.

1444
00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:19,160
Fucking get me.

1445
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:20,160
Mostly when the screen goes dark in the beginning.

1446
00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:21,160
It's like okay yeah.

1447
00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:24,160
And it's solidified when they said like when she was a little girl.

1448
00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:25,160
She wasn't.

1449
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:26,440
The parents were worried that she wasn't talking anymore.

1450
00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:27,440
I'm like oh.

1451
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:29,200
What do you mean she's not talking anymore.

1452
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:32,520
I'm assuming people assumed that she got so petrified.

1453
00:58:32,520 --> 00:58:33,520
About the doppelganger.

1454
00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:34,520
Yeah.

1455
00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:35,520
That she didn't stop.

1456
00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:36,520
And I was like no.

1457
00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:37,520
It's just the fucking bad girl.

1458
00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:38,520
Doesn't know how to talk.

1459
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:39,520
Yeah.

1460
00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:40,520
So weird movie.

1461
00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:41,520
But I love his movies too.

1462
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:43,520
So yeah when I first see them.

1463
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:46,840
I started hearing people like they don't know it's the first slap.

1464
00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:49,040
But the third one they're like they start fucking giggling.

1465
00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:50,960
Because it's just so quick.

1466
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:52,360
The first one's like quick as.

1467
00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:53,360
Oh I see it right away.

1468
00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:54,360
It's like.

1469
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:55,360
Right.

1470
00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:56,360
Because it doesn't.

1471
00:58:56,360 --> 00:58:57,360
It's a slap ass thing grab.

1472
00:58:57,360 --> 00:58:58,360
It grabs the crotch.

1473
00:58:58,360 --> 00:59:00,640
And like he did that and he did it a lot.

1474
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:01,640
So I said like four or five times.

1475
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:03,440
I'm like that man is thirsty.

1476
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:06,360
In between the montage of zipping up other bodies and stuff.

1477
00:59:06,360 --> 00:59:09,440
They would go back and slap in his ass and grab his crotch.

1478
00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:12,320
It makes it look like it was only the one time but they keep showing it.

1479
00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:13,320
Right.

1480
00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:15,960
And then when he goes out there to talk to the TVA guy Paradox.

1481
00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:18,960
It's yeah he's a predator.

1482
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:19,960
But I love him for it.

1483
00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:22,480
Because oh he really did do it all those times.

1484
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:24,640
That's what made it funnier for me.

1485
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:25,640
That was wild.

1486
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:29,080
Honestly they also were smart enough to give him adamantium blades.

1487
00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:33,960
Because when he fought Wolverine they would have been cut to shreds otherwise.

1488
00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:34,960
Smart choice of them.

1489
00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:35,960
Very very smart yes.

1490
00:59:35,960 --> 00:59:42,080
Him murdering Zendpool though for the only fucking Deadpool that can't fucking regenerate.

1491
00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:43,080
He doesn't even have a fight.

1492
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:44,080
What does he have the weapons for?

1493
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:46,240
I don't understand his fucking.

1494
00:59:46,240 --> 00:59:47,600
Golden plated desert eagle.

1495
00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:49,160
Golden plated desert eagle.

1496
00:59:49,160 --> 00:59:50,160
What do you need it for?

1497
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:51,160
You don't even shoot or fight anybody.

1498
00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:53,160
But he's like he's behind him.

1499
00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:56,160
He's like hello.

1500
00:59:56,160 --> 01:00:00,560
Which is Ryan Reynolds just his normal face with the man but the long hair.

1501
01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:03,200
He's like what's your mascot like?

1502
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:05,880
He looks just puts it in his face like come on.

1503
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:11,600
You know the trolling was so high for the end credits.

1504
01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:16,520
I just remember there was actually one that said Deadpool Prime was supposed to be Ryan

1505
01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:18,440
Gosling.

1506
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:21,040
And I'm like so they trolled the shit out of me because I thought I was waiting for

1507
01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:22,040
all these characters.

1508
01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:23,040
Where's Deadpool Prime?

1509
01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:25,680
And I'll give him Ryan Gosling takes his fucking helmet off.

1510
01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:26,680
He's like how's everybody doing?

1511
01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:27,680
I'm Ryan Gosling.

1512
01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:35,840
And then Deadpool or Ryan Reynolds is like oh my god it's Deadpool Prime.

1513
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:41,400
Like the ending credit scene is only good if you're really paying attention to the other

1514
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:43,960
parts of the movie.

1515
01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:48,520
It's not like if you miss it you missed everything type ending credit.

1516
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:51,200
I gotta start remembering directors.

1517
01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:52,200
Directors of photography.

1518
01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:53,200
Man the screenwriters.

1519
01:00:53,200 --> 01:01:03,120
Because like I know the directors what I learned from reading like books on like film is like

1520
01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:08,560
the directors deal with the actors the director of photography deals with the actual placing

1521
01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:12,680
of the cameras and the film screenwriter is the screenwriter.

1522
01:01:12,680 --> 01:01:14,040
And like I just want to know the three.

1523
01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:17,560
That way I know like oh this movie was made by this director of photography so I know

1524
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:18,560
it's gonna be good.

1525
01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:22,240
Because I have a story about a movie with Michelle Rodriguez.

1526
01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:23,960
She wears a bikini and watches it.

1527
01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:24,960
Of course I was gonna watch it.

1528
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:27,240
He's got a bikini on.

1529
01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:28,240
I'm only a man.

1530
01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:36,480
You told me Michelle Rodriguez is the bikini of the whole movie I'm like I'm there today.

1531
01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:41,120
And it's called The Breed and it's about some dogs and some of those.

1532
01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:42,120
It's so.

1533
01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:46,960
I'll tell you about it on the next video.

1534
01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:47,960
For next week.

1535
01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:48,960
Talk about The Breed.

1536
01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:52,000
I'm just gonna tell you like little bits of movie stuff from or trivia that I'm a little

1537
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:53,000
bit not trivia.

1538
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:54,000
Yeah.

1539
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:55,960
But stuff that I've noticed.

1540
01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:59,800
Like weird stuff that I remember for like I'll give you an example.

1541
01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:05,880
There's a movie called Live by Night written by Ben Affleck adapted from a book.

1542
01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:07,240
Same name.

1543
01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:10,760
In the L. Fanning one of the Fanning sisters.

1544
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:13,760
I call them you know Dakota and L. Fanning famous to me anyway.

1545
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:14,760
Yeah.

1546
01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:15,760
Film buff.

1547
01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:20,760
She's in the movie and she plays this rich girl.

1548
01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:22,840
Her father's like the senator or something.

1549
01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:23,840
Yeah.

1550
01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:26,480
So Ben Affleck's character it's like said 1920s.

1551
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:28,800
It's prohibition and all this.

1552
01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:31,000
Or like a little bit after prohibition.

1553
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:36,960
And the senator he wants the senator to give him a liquor license so he can open up his

1554
01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:38,400
glove his nightclub.

1555
01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:41,600
He won't give it to him because he's being paid off by a different mob group.

1556
01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:42,600
Right.

1557
01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:43,720
Like it's all mob groups.

1558
01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:47,360
And his daughter L wants to be an actress.

1559
01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:48,360
Right.

1560
01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:49,360
The dollar L. Fanning.

1561
01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:50,360
She wants to be an actress.

1562
01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:51,360
So she goes to Hollywood.

1563
01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:58,000
And a little bit later the father finds out that her daughter was been taken by like the

1564
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:02,800
pornographers in 1920 and abused in all these adult movies.

1565
01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:04,240
So he's devastated.

1566
01:03:04,240 --> 01:03:06,920
And Ben Affleck's like don't worry if you give me the liquor license I'll bring your

1567
01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:07,920
daughter back.

1568
01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:08,920
Save us out.

1569
01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:09,920
So he brings the daughter back.

1570
01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:12,680
But now when she comes back and she's completely drugged out.

1571
01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:15,840
Like she's been you know alcohol, pills, cocaine.

1572
01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:16,840
I don't know.

1573
01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:17,840
Yeah.

1574
01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:21,120
I love cocaine.

1575
01:03:21,120 --> 01:03:22,120
Whatever drugs were out in 19.

1576
01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:23,880
I don't know whether drugs had 1920.

1577
01:03:23,880 --> 01:03:24,880
Yeah.

1578
01:03:24,880 --> 01:03:26,340
And like alcohol and pills I guess.

1579
01:03:26,340 --> 01:03:30,560
And so the dad being a religious man after after he gives the liquor license to Ben Affleck

1580
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:33,640
they have this scene where he's trying to get the devil out of her.

1581
01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:35,160
Trying to get him back on the right track.

1582
01:03:35,160 --> 01:03:37,220
So he decides to whip her with a belt.

1583
01:03:37,220 --> 01:03:39,320
Like the old fashioned like spankings.

1584
01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:40,320
Right.

1585
01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:42,320
So he starts hitting her hard as fuck.

1586
01:03:42,320 --> 01:03:43,320
Like pa pa.

1587
01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:45,080
Like he starts slow at first.

1588
01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:49,320
Then he picks up speed as he gets because she's not being like affected.

1589
01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:52,360
But she's been so abused by the videos right.

1590
01:03:52,360 --> 01:03:56,840
That it's giving her an orgasm the more he spanks her.

1591
01:03:56,840 --> 01:04:02,680
So the fucking scene climaxes with him exhausted from whipping her and her having a fucking

1592
01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:04,200
mind breaking orgasm.

1593
01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:09,040
Like she's trying to bite her lip with her hand or shredding it with her finger.

1594
01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:10,040
Yeah.

1595
01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:12,020
To hold back because it's her father right.

1596
01:04:12,020 --> 01:04:13,020
And he's exhausted.

1597
01:04:13,020 --> 01:04:15,080
Like kick him to the devil's deep.

1598
01:04:15,080 --> 01:04:16,080
Deep in there.

1599
01:04:16,080 --> 01:04:18,120
And he's like let's skip this scene.

1600
01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:20,880
I'm like wow.

1601
01:04:20,880 --> 01:04:21,880
That's the fucked up thing.

1602
01:04:21,880 --> 01:04:22,880
Right.

1603
01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:23,880
That's the stuff I want to talk about.

1604
01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:27,160
This is whatever I've seen in movies I'm like wow that's odd.

1605
01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:28,160
Yeah.

1606
01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:29,160
I just want to talk about it.

1607
01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:30,720
But without having to talk about the whole movie.

1608
01:04:30,720 --> 01:04:31,720
Yeah.

1609
01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:32,720
Well that's what we have the cinema long for.

1610
01:04:32,720 --> 01:04:33,720
Exactly.

1611
01:04:33,720 --> 01:04:34,720
That's what I want to use it for.

1612
01:04:34,720 --> 01:04:35,720
But man it was because he's just fucking.

1613
01:04:35,720 --> 01:04:37,720
Then he picks up speed.

1614
01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:40,920
And she just because she at first she doesn't feel anything because she's so used to getting

1615
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:42,520
spanked from the porn stuff right.

1616
01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:43,520
Yeah.

1617
01:04:43,520 --> 01:04:44,520
Then he started really hurting.

1618
01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:45,880
It's like oh now she's feeling something.

1619
01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:46,880
And I'm watching.

1620
01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:47,880
And I'm like what the fuck is that.

1621
01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:48,880
Because you don't think about it right.

1622
01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:50,960
But yeah she has a full blood orgasm.

1623
01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:54,320
Like the harder he hits her the harder she orgasms.

1624
01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:55,880
And that's how that scene ends.

1625
01:04:55,880 --> 01:04:59,440
The dad's just like disappointed himself like damn I can't hit her any harder.

1626
01:04:59,440 --> 01:05:03,360
And she's like fucking shaking arms like because she's bent over the bed.

1627
01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:04,360
Yeah.

1628
01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:05,360
On all fours.

1629
01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:09,840
And I'm just like let me rewind this and watch it again.

1630
01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:12,720
Just to make sure I saw what I think I saw.

1631
01:05:12,720 --> 01:05:15,880
No but it's stuff like that that always keeps with me.

1632
01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:16,880
Yeah.

1633
01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:17,880
There's another one.

1634
01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:18,960
Not like that.

1635
01:05:18,960 --> 01:05:21,720
But in terms of like the stuff that I've seen in movies.

1636
01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:24,920
This woman it's you ever seen the girl with the dragon tattoo.

1637
01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:28,280
I know which movie you're talking about.

1638
01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:29,280
I don't know why.

1639
01:05:29,280 --> 01:05:32,720
Like it was like all over fucking like it was like the movie like the Yip movie for

1640
01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:33,720
a long time right.

1641
01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:34,720
Not like the Yip movie.

1642
01:05:34,720 --> 01:05:35,720
I think I've seen clips of it.

1643
01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:37,120
I don't know if I've actually seen the full movie.

1644
01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:41,600
It's one of those movies that's like culturally I don't know how to explain it.

1645
01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:43,600
Like you know like the Da Vinci Code came out.

1646
01:05:43,600 --> 01:05:45,040
And everyone was talking about it.

1647
01:05:45,040 --> 01:05:46,040
It's like the same like that.

1648
01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:47,040
Yeah I remember.

1649
01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:48,040
I remember yeah.

1650
01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:49,040
Right.

1651
01:05:49,040 --> 01:05:53,440
There was a reboot a soft reboot a little bit years after that.

1652
01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:58,080
And this woman's trying to find this like a secret organization that's hurting people.

1653
01:05:58,080 --> 01:06:01,080
It's the same girl but it's a different actress.

1654
01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:02,080
Yeah.

1655
01:06:02,080 --> 01:06:06,360
And she talks to this guy that works like this like works at this hotel where like some

1656
01:06:06,360 --> 01:06:09,000
of the people go I think I can't remember exactly what happens.

1657
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:11,200
And he's like you don't want to mess with these people.

1658
01:06:11,200 --> 01:06:12,200
You don't know what they'll do to you.

1659
01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:13,800
And like you want to see what they do to you.

1660
01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:16,200
So he fucking grabs his nose right.

1661
01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:18,840
And he does this like it unhooks.

1662
01:06:18,840 --> 01:06:21,160
And he takes his whole nose off.

1663
01:06:21,160 --> 01:06:23,240
And there's just a hole in front of his face.

1664
01:06:23,240 --> 01:06:25,480
That's what they did when they cut his nose off.

1665
01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:29,440
And like it's rated PG-13 or maybe horror I can't remember.

1666
01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:32,840
But it is the most horror like I've seen horror movies right.

1667
01:06:32,840 --> 01:06:34,600
That was the most horrifying thing I've ever seen.

1668
01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:38,000
Because he just takes his whole nose off and there's just a blank hole.

1669
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:41,000
I'm just like.

1670
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:44,080
Because it caught me by surprise and I was fucking like.

1671
01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:46,880
I wasn't expecting that.

1672
01:06:46,880 --> 01:06:47,880
Because that shit could really happen.

1673
01:06:47,880 --> 01:06:50,880
Somebody just cuts your nose off and you got a fake nose for the rest of your life.

1674
01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:51,880
And he's like you got to be kidding.

1675
01:06:51,880 --> 01:06:52,880
Look at my face.

1676
01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:55,880
I got sticks in my tongue.

1677
01:06:55,880 --> 01:07:00,320
I was like I was it was one of the things you never expected just came out of fucking

1678
01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:01,600
nowhere.

1679
01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:03,400
That's some true horror right there.

1680
01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:05,840
I was like put your fucking nose back on sir.

1681
01:07:05,840 --> 01:07:08,200
There are children here.

1682
01:07:08,200 --> 01:07:13,920
There wasn't but I was something because I was like man that shit made my stomach.

1683
01:07:13,920 --> 01:07:18,400
Plus they had another thing where like apparently her dad used to like sealing women in like

1684
01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:21,000
this latex like sealed.

1685
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:24,920
Like they would take like a vacuum and seal it shut like vacuum sealed.

1686
01:07:24,920 --> 01:07:28,000
Like as it was like sexually erotic for him and for them right.

1687
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:31,760
And she gets captured by somebody one of the organization and they do it to her.

1688
01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:36,400
They seal her in the and like I just like as a person right getting vacuum sealed and

1689
01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:39,760
lay out what you've seen that like or what I had a nervous fucking break.

1690
01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:41,560
There's people that are doing that for art now.

1691
01:07:41,560 --> 01:07:45,120
I can't where they have a pipe coming in my fucking claustrophobia.

1692
01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:49,160
So basically what happens is they have like a breathe and breath to coming through one

1693
01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:52,560
hand and then another tube going out the other way for the vacuum.

1694
01:07:52,560 --> 01:07:57,280
So you have constant fresh air but it's like they're calling it art where these people

1695
01:07:57,280 --> 01:08:02,840
are hanging in the middle of like like buildings just said it's scary.

1696
01:08:02,840 --> 01:08:06,120
Just like her getting sealed right because she gets captured and they do that as punishment

1697
01:08:06,120 --> 01:08:07,880
for her to try to kill it right.

1698
01:08:07,880 --> 01:08:10,280
It was like it was like I don't know how the actress would have done it.

1699
01:08:10,280 --> 01:08:11,920
They'd be like here's what you got to do in this movie.

1700
01:08:11,920 --> 01:08:12,920
Like I fucked that movie then.

1701
01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:16,120
Because like you know they got to do that in the movie right.

1702
01:08:16,120 --> 01:08:18,880
You can't really go around it because they have to vacuum seal her somehow.

1703
01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:22,880
Like it's all 100% safe with the stun coordination and everything right.

1704
01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:27,320
But for me like that in my claustrophobia I would have lost my mind.

1705
01:08:27,320 --> 01:08:30,000
Yeah it's just it's weird like.

1706
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:33,800
Plus she was butt naked so she had to like the latex must have fucking rubbed her skin

1707
01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:34,800
raw.

1708
01:08:34,800 --> 01:08:39,360
It's like super weird though they're doing this shit like as art.

1709
01:08:39,360 --> 01:08:42,960
Oh no this was like black like nothing you couldn't see anything.

1710
01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:46,760
Yeah I'm just saying but they're doing that with like clear plastic too now it's weird.

1711
01:08:46,760 --> 01:08:48,440
Well people are wild.

1712
01:08:48,440 --> 01:08:49,440
People are freaks.

1713
01:08:49,440 --> 01:08:54,920
Their expression or their art expression is different than ours I guess.

1714
01:08:54,920 --> 01:08:57,640
Art now is uh it's very interpreted.

1715
01:08:57,640 --> 01:09:03,640
Yeah it's like it's not like Da Vinci you know painting something it's not like Michelangelo

1716
01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:06,080
painting the cathedral ceiling or anything.

1717
01:09:06,080 --> 01:09:07,200
No no no no no.

1718
01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:10,960
Now it's we put a bucket like buckets upon bucket of sand.

1719
01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:14,440
Poach the poke holes in all of them and just let them fall.

1720
01:09:14,440 --> 01:09:15,560
That's considered art now.

1721
01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:16,560
Why?

1722
01:09:16,560 --> 01:09:17,560
I don't know.

1723
01:09:17,560 --> 01:09:18,560
Okay.

1724
01:09:18,560 --> 01:09:19,560
It's art apparently.

1725
01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:20,560
It's like sure.

1726
01:09:20,560 --> 01:09:25,120
I think the only art the recent art that I've really liked was the uh.

1727
01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:27,400
I know what kind of art you like.

1728
01:09:27,400 --> 01:09:31,600
Well there was one with uh there's a machine that keeps trying to like it's losing oil.

1729
01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:33,760
So it keeps trying to put the oil back into its body.

1730
01:09:33,760 --> 01:09:36,280
Yeah and it keeps failing and eventually it dies.

1731
01:09:36,280 --> 01:09:39,880
Like it's like they call the futility of man or some shit I can't remember.

1732
01:09:39,880 --> 01:09:43,880
But that's at least okay like it makes sense.

1733
01:09:43,880 --> 01:09:46,640
So there's that one right and then there's the other one called the continental breakfast.

1734
01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:50,040
Why don't you look it up for yourself.

1735
01:09:50,040 --> 01:09:51,040
Oh sure.

1736
01:09:51,040 --> 01:09:53,320
I'll put it on youtube for you.

1737
01:09:53,320 --> 01:09:55,520
No no it's a video it's not a video it's just a picture.

1738
01:09:55,520 --> 01:09:56,520
I know I'll put it on youtube.

1739
01:09:56,520 --> 01:09:57,520
It's like oh.

1740
01:09:57,520 --> 01:09:58,520
Oh yeah go ahead.

1741
01:09:58,520 --> 01:10:04,760
Put it in continental breakfast art piece baby I can't remember.

1742
01:10:04,760 --> 01:10:05,760
Oh god.

1743
01:10:05,760 --> 01:10:08,440
Let's see what we got here.

1744
01:10:08,440 --> 01:10:12,800
Oh it comes up.

1745
01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:13,800
Let's see oh.

1746
01:10:13,800 --> 01:10:19,600
We're gonna tell you I'm a simple man.

1747
01:10:19,600 --> 01:10:20,600
Yeah yeah you are.

1748
01:10:20,600 --> 01:10:21,600
I know what she's trying to portray.

1749
01:10:21,600 --> 01:10:27,200
I know it's supposed to be something against like the uh uh patriarchy.

1750
01:10:27,200 --> 01:10:31,640
But even then I'm saying look parvati that has nothing to do with the patriarchy though.

1751
01:10:31,640 --> 01:10:37,560
Like putting women up like just like for our own uh enjoyment or what's up that I think.

1752
01:10:37,560 --> 01:10:39,080
Women do that to themselves too.

1753
01:10:39,080 --> 01:10:40,600
You've seen only fans.

1754
01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:42,600
I am only fans.

1755
01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:44,120
You're subscribed to every one of them.

1756
01:10:44,120 --> 01:10:46,320
Every single six billion of them.

1757
01:10:46,320 --> 01:10:50,560
No he's really a billionaire and he's just got no money left.

1758
01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:53,320
It's all spending poor dogs.

1759
01:10:53,320 --> 01:10:54,320
Except for them all.

1760
01:10:54,320 --> 01:10:55,320
I need them all.

1761
01:10:55,320 --> 01:11:00,080
He's like I've got subscriptions to everything.

1762
01:11:00,080 --> 01:11:03,200
How much for that chair?

1763
01:11:03,200 --> 01:11:05,960
How much for a naked woman on that chair?

1764
01:11:05,960 --> 01:11:06,960
Probably not very much.

1765
01:11:06,960 --> 01:11:12,680
Ask an only fans person for 50 bucks and they'll probably do it.

1766
01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:17,280
So one time I gotta watch a lot more movies to see a lot of a lot more like interesting

1767
01:11:17,280 --> 01:11:18,280
stuff.

1768
01:11:18,280 --> 01:11:20,520
Oh don't worry I'm sure you got quite a few things so so far.

1769
01:11:20,520 --> 01:11:23,360
Oh like over the years probably yeah.

1770
01:11:23,360 --> 01:11:24,880
I gotta write them down then.

1771
01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:27,280
Yeah that's what we have cinema lounge for though.

1772
01:11:27,280 --> 01:11:30,920
Yeah just to see how the cinema like yeah but like I guess mainstream.

1773
01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:35,560
Yeah or but we did we definitely had to put out a review though for the Wolverine Deadpool

1774
01:11:35,560 --> 01:11:36,560
stuff.

1775
01:11:36,560 --> 01:11:37,560
That we did because it was too good.

1776
01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:43,200
Yeah and well I'm pretty sure I had some enlightening things to say while I was half asleep.

1777
01:11:43,200 --> 01:11:47,000
See that's the upside it shows that we don't edit the videos.

1778
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:50,360
It's like no we have we have the ramblings of no way as you saw.

1779
01:11:50,360 --> 01:11:55,680
It turns me a hundred percent in time.

1780
01:11:55,680 --> 01:11:57,280
What the fuck was I say?

1781
01:11:57,280 --> 01:12:00,280
Oh I'll play back later don't worry.

1782
01:12:00,280 --> 01:12:01,280
You'll hear.

1783
01:12:01,280 --> 01:12:07,520
What the fuck am I talking about?

1784
01:12:07,520 --> 01:12:11,080
Doers in a gold retriever and like you saw him a ball right but they never go for the

1785
01:12:11,080 --> 01:12:12,080
ball.

1786
01:12:12,080 --> 01:12:14,600
You're like what the fuck.

1787
01:12:14,600 --> 01:12:16,560
How long was I out for?

1788
01:12:16,560 --> 01:12:20,560
It was fading in and out for a little while but we're good now.

1789
01:12:20,560 --> 01:12:21,560
You're awake now.

1790
01:12:21,560 --> 01:12:25,400
I am now but like earlier I was like how long was like 20 minutes I was drowsy.

1791
01:12:25,400 --> 01:12:28,240
Oh fuck.

1792
01:12:28,240 --> 01:12:34,160
Let me in now.

1793
01:12:34,160 --> 01:12:37,040
That was the second one where he's fucking screaming.

1794
01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:38,560
He's actually saying stuff.

1795
01:12:38,560 --> 01:12:41,160
But that's all I do like when I like.

1796
01:12:41,160 --> 01:12:46,280
Oh Nicolas Cage you are a treasure.

1797
01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:48,520
Yeah there's only one actor like him.

1798
01:12:48,520 --> 01:12:50,440
It's fine they didn't put him in Deadpool.

1799
01:12:50,440 --> 01:12:51,440
I'm Cagepool.

1800
01:12:51,440 --> 01:12:52,440
I'm Cagepool.

1801
01:12:52,440 --> 01:12:53,440
That would be fun.

1802
01:12:53,440 --> 01:12:54,920
Hey are we gonna face off?

1803
01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:56,880
Let's get a face off.

1804
01:12:56,880 --> 01:12:59,640
They're all Deadpool so you know.

1805
01:12:59,640 --> 01:13:04,680
Yeah I still think I didn't I didn't know who Ladypool was.

1806
01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:07,160
I thought it was Blake Lively but they never showed her face.

1807
01:13:07,160 --> 01:13:08,160
No they never did.

1808
01:13:08,160 --> 01:13:09,160
Might not be.

1809
01:13:09,160 --> 01:13:12,720
I'm pretty sure the cowboy one was Sam Rockwell.

1810
01:13:12,720 --> 01:13:15,000
I know that voice anywhere.

1811
01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:18,040
The guy that played Hammer in the second Iron Man movie.

1812
01:13:18,040 --> 01:13:19,040
Yeah.

1813
01:13:19,040 --> 01:13:20,040
I think that was him.

1814
01:13:20,040 --> 01:13:22,040
Or at least his voice.

1815
01:13:22,040 --> 01:13:23,040
Hey partner.

1816
01:13:23,040 --> 01:13:24,040
That was a good one.

1817
01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:25,040
That was a good Deadpool too.

1818
01:13:25,040 --> 01:13:26,040
Yeah.

1819
01:13:26,040 --> 01:13:27,040
What was it like?

1820
01:13:27,040 --> 01:13:28,040
It was like Cowpugpool or something.

1821
01:13:28,040 --> 01:13:31,320
And then you had the samurai one.

1822
01:13:31,320 --> 01:13:32,320
You had the monk one.

1823
01:13:32,320 --> 01:13:33,320
You had.

1824
01:13:33,320 --> 01:13:34,320
Had a lot of Deadpools.

1825
01:13:34,320 --> 01:13:35,320
Yeah.

1826
01:13:35,320 --> 01:13:38,520
You had that little girl Deadpool that he said Deadpool said that was the dirtiest one of

1827
01:13:38,520 --> 01:13:39,520
them all.

1828
01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:40,520
Yeah.

1829
01:13:40,520 --> 01:13:41,520
She was like said the nastiest shit.

1830
01:13:41,520 --> 01:13:45,240
They just called her Girlpool.

1831
01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:46,240
That's Girlpool.

1832
01:13:46,240 --> 01:13:47,680
She's the dirtiest of them all.

1833
01:13:47,680 --> 01:13:49,040
Like oh lord.

1834
01:13:49,040 --> 01:13:50,040
She's really bad.

1835
01:13:50,040 --> 01:13:52,040
And they were all in the void.

1836
01:13:52,040 --> 01:13:53,040
Yeah.

1837
01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:54,040
They all had to go there.

1838
01:13:54,040 --> 01:13:56,160
Why did I still understand Zenpool's stick.

1839
01:13:56,160 --> 01:13:58,640
I understand like he's got the weapon so what.

1840
01:13:58,640 --> 01:14:00,960
It doesn't make any sense to me.

1841
01:14:00,960 --> 01:14:04,080
His university must not like there must not be really any violence.

1842
01:14:04,080 --> 01:14:06,800
I guess not because he's just like he's so chill.

1843
01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:07,800
Hi.

1844
01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:08,800
Hi guys.

1845
01:14:08,800 --> 01:14:10,960
I see you found my dog.

1846
01:14:10,960 --> 01:14:13,240
You took your eyes off for a minute and she's just gone.

1847
01:14:13,240 --> 01:14:16,360
Deadpool's like who the fuck are you.

1848
01:14:16,360 --> 01:14:18,120
Wife getting tongue.

1849
01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:24,600
That dog was licking his mouth.

1850
01:14:24,600 --> 01:14:27,920
And they made sure that wasn't Wolverine looking at him like what though.

1851
01:14:27,920 --> 01:14:28,920
Yes.

1852
01:14:28,920 --> 01:14:29,920
He's like huh.

1853
01:14:29,920 --> 01:14:33,400
Why are you letting the dog lick shit like that.

1854
01:14:33,400 --> 01:14:37,800
Because you hear nothing from Logan the entire time.

1855
01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:40,320
Just getting tongue like by the dog.

1856
01:14:40,320 --> 01:14:43,600
That dog had a long tongue.

1857
01:14:43,600 --> 01:14:47,920
So that shit was going deep in his throat.

1858
01:14:47,920 --> 01:14:48,920
Yes.

1859
01:14:48,920 --> 01:14:52,760
So I got to write down live by night.

1860
01:14:52,760 --> 01:14:55,560
I got to rewatch it so I can remember how it was.

1861
01:14:55,560 --> 01:14:57,040
Man that shit was wild.

1862
01:14:57,040 --> 01:14:59,280
His fucking father spanking the hell out of him.

1863
01:14:59,280 --> 01:15:00,280
That's the worst.

1864
01:15:00,280 --> 01:15:01,760
This is the only way I can say my daughter.

1865
01:15:01,760 --> 01:15:04,040
Instead of getting her psychological help right.

1866
01:15:04,040 --> 01:15:05,040
Like with a psychiatrist.

1867
01:15:05,040 --> 01:15:08,880
She decided to spank the evil out of her.

1868
01:15:08,880 --> 01:15:10,640
That was his fucking option.

1869
01:15:10,640 --> 01:15:16,280
He didn't even do a good enough job because she was fucking in love with that shit.

1870
01:15:16,280 --> 01:15:17,920
She was also not because it's her father.

1871
01:15:17,920 --> 01:15:19,280
It's such a weird like.

1872
01:15:19,280 --> 01:15:20,280
It's like a paradox.

1873
01:15:20,280 --> 01:15:21,280
Yeah.

1874
01:15:21,280 --> 01:15:27,800
Like it just forced it out of her because the spanking was the trigger.

1875
01:15:27,800 --> 01:15:31,400
But the fact that it was her father was like the hindrance.

1876
01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:36,400
So she was like oh lord.

1877
01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:41,240
Well I'm going back to sleep.

1878
01:15:41,240 --> 01:15:43,520
Well you might after this long next four hours.

1879
01:15:43,520 --> 01:15:44,520
It's possible.

1880
01:15:44,520 --> 01:15:45,520
I gotta go see Lord Legs.

1881
01:15:45,520 --> 01:15:47,520
What time does your movie start?

1882
01:15:47,520 --> 01:15:48,520
I don't know.

1883
01:15:48,520 --> 01:15:49,520
He said at nitamater 6.

1884
01:15:49,520 --> 01:15:51,120
I'm like if I feel like it.

1885
01:15:51,120 --> 01:15:52,520
Yeah if I feel like it.

1886
01:15:52,520 --> 01:15:56,480
All right well let's go into our character spotlight for the week.

1887
01:15:56,480 --> 01:15:57,480
All right.

1888
01:15:57,480 --> 01:16:00,560
Uh we have a couple different characters this time.

1889
01:16:00,560 --> 01:16:04,160
We have Lucifer Morningstar.

1890
01:16:04,160 --> 01:16:06,840
We also have Michael and then we have the presence.

1891
01:16:06,840 --> 01:16:08,320
You're in the movie?

1892
01:16:08,320 --> 01:16:09,640
Yeah yes I am.

1893
01:16:09,640 --> 01:16:10,640
Awesome.

1894
01:16:10,640 --> 01:16:11,640
I am in the movie.

1895
01:16:11,640 --> 01:16:12,640
Mr. Royalties.

1896
01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:14,640
I get pennies.

1897
01:16:14,640 --> 01:16:16,640
Let me in now.

1898
01:16:16,640 --> 01:16:19,160
I get pennies for thousands of views.

1899
01:16:19,160 --> 01:16:22,400
Yeah that's true.

1900
01:16:22,400 --> 01:16:25,240
All right first character that we got is Lucifer Morningstar.

1901
01:16:25,240 --> 01:16:27,560
Very famous from the show Lucifer.

1902
01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:29,120
Also very famous for the Bible.

1903
01:16:29,120 --> 01:16:31,320
Yes just alone.

1904
01:16:31,320 --> 01:16:34,080
This is the DC version obviously.

1905
01:16:34,080 --> 01:16:38,120
Full name is Lucifer Morningstar formerly known as Samael.

1906
01:16:38,120 --> 01:16:41,320
So before his fall.

1907
01:16:41,320 --> 01:16:43,440
He is a fallen demiurgic archangel.

1908
01:16:43,440 --> 01:16:45,120
This is a species.

1909
01:16:45,120 --> 01:16:46,720
What's demiurgic?

1910
01:16:46,720 --> 01:16:51,960
Demiurgic means earth created or earth material made angel.

1911
01:16:51,960 --> 01:16:55,920
So he's not like he's not the presence basically.

1912
01:16:55,920 --> 01:16:58,000
Like he was made from something.

1913
01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:00,120
So he's actually physically formed.

1914
01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:01,120
Yeah.

1915
01:17:01,120 --> 01:17:06,120
He's kind of like he's still a multiversal character.

1916
01:17:06,120 --> 01:17:10,760
But he was created by somebody above him which is the presence.

1917
01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:14,200
His place of origin was heaven.

1918
01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:18,400
He is he also has Lucifer's creation and hell.

1919
01:17:18,400 --> 01:17:29,240
A team affiliations are Loki, Amenadiel, Mezekin, Amenadiel, Cain, Abel, Elaine Bellic.

1920
01:17:29,240 --> 01:17:30,240
Let's see here.

1921
01:17:30,240 --> 01:17:35,040
He's known as the light bringer, Satan, the lord of lies, the devil, the prince of the

1922
01:17:35,040 --> 01:17:40,560
east, the morning star, the sun lighter of God, the adversary and old scratch.

1923
01:17:40,560 --> 01:17:41,560
Old scratch?

1924
01:17:41,560 --> 01:17:42,560
Yeah.

1925
01:17:42,560 --> 01:17:43,560
Huh.

1926
01:17:43,560 --> 01:17:44,560
Old scratch.

1927
01:17:44,560 --> 01:17:48,680
So in the earlier related series the Sandman written by Neil Gaiman.

1928
01:17:48,680 --> 01:17:50,800
Lucifer abandoned his lordship over hill.

1929
01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:55,120
While Lucifer had previously appeared in various stereotypical guises in the earlier DC comic

1930
01:17:55,120 --> 01:18:01,280
books, Gaiman's version was premised on the English poet and prose writer John Milton's

1931
01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:02,640
Paradise Lost.

1932
01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:03,640
Okay.

1933
01:18:03,640 --> 01:18:06,000
So that's where he comes from and the idea comes from.

1934
01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:10,400
At Gaiman's request of the artist, Lucifer looks like David Bowie at the time.

1935
01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:11,400
Jesus.

1936
01:18:11,400 --> 01:18:16,040
That's why he's got the blonde shorter hair and the Sandman.

1937
01:18:16,040 --> 01:18:20,560
Lucifer had ruled over hell for 10 billion years after rebelling three seconds after

1938
01:18:20,560 --> 01:18:21,560
creation.

1939
01:18:21,560 --> 01:18:23,560
Damn, he didn't waste any time.

1940
01:18:23,560 --> 01:18:25,240
Three seconds.

1941
01:18:25,240 --> 01:18:28,200
Let me tell you how to run this place real quick.

1942
01:18:28,200 --> 01:18:32,160
Over that time, he had manipulated the various demons of hell against each other, provided

1943
01:18:32,160 --> 01:18:36,120
a place for dead mortals to be tormented and led a war against heaven.

1944
01:18:36,120 --> 01:18:40,780
However, at some point during his rule, he had become bored with his existence.

1945
01:18:40,780 --> 01:18:45,200
He became tired of the various stereotypes and prejudices that mortals held over the

1946
01:18:45,200 --> 01:18:50,520
devil, such as the idea that he purchased and traded for souls, which was largely untrue

1947
01:18:50,520 --> 01:18:54,520
and that he forced mortals to commit evil acts.

1948
01:18:54,520 --> 01:19:00,520
He had become tired of his reign over hell and felt it an unfair punishment and that

1949
01:19:00,520 --> 01:19:05,880
he should have to rule over there forever simply because he had rebelled.

1950
01:19:05,880 --> 01:19:11,320
It's the woe is me, poor Gielo, only from the devil instead of from, you know.

1951
01:19:11,320 --> 01:19:13,160
I didn't know it would be consequences to my actions.

1952
01:19:13,160 --> 01:19:14,160
This is bullshit.

1953
01:19:14,160 --> 01:19:15,160
Basically, yes.

1954
01:19:15,160 --> 01:19:18,200
Yes, that was the whole point.

1955
01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:23,460
In the Sandman story, Seasons of Myths, Lucifer expels all the demons and damsels from hell

1956
01:19:23,460 --> 01:19:26,560
before closing hell's gates and handing over the key of hell.

1957
01:19:26,560 --> 01:19:29,800
Did you ever get the fuck out?

1958
01:19:29,800 --> 01:19:32,200
He just fucking throws them out.

1959
01:19:32,200 --> 01:19:33,200
Where are we supposed to go?

1960
01:19:33,200 --> 01:19:35,280
I don't give a fuck.

1961
01:19:35,280 --> 01:19:40,280
And he handed the key of hell to Dream of the Endless, the title character of the Sandman

1962
01:19:40,280 --> 01:19:41,280
series.

1963
01:19:41,280 --> 01:19:47,000
Eventually, control over hell was handed over to two angels, Duma, the Angel of Silence,

1964
01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:52,880
and Remiel, sent over those who rise, while Lucifer simply retired to earth, initially

1965
01:19:52,880 --> 01:19:57,120
to Perth, Western Australia, and later to LA.

1966
01:19:57,120 --> 01:20:02,440
By the end of the series, however, it is revealed that hell was not a punishment, but a gift.

1967
01:20:02,440 --> 01:20:07,960
Being the furthest possible place from the throne of light, Lucifer could be separated

1968
01:20:07,960 --> 01:20:10,920
from God as far as possible.

1969
01:20:10,920 --> 01:20:13,220
Lucifer never created the physical features of hell.

1970
01:20:13,220 --> 01:20:15,480
Hell created itself around him.

1971
01:20:15,480 --> 01:20:18,200
So it made itself into flames and brimstone?

1972
01:20:18,200 --> 01:20:23,360
Yes, because of the way he is, not because he created hell.

1973
01:20:23,360 --> 01:20:27,160
It's like it just formed around him, like the idea of hell itself.

1974
01:20:27,160 --> 01:20:30,480
And it was the furthest place from God that God could send him.

1975
01:20:30,480 --> 01:20:31,480
Jesus.

1976
01:20:31,480 --> 01:20:34,120
It's like, oh, you want to rebel and you don't want to be around me?

1977
01:20:34,120 --> 01:20:35,120
Fine.

1978
01:20:35,120 --> 01:20:37,080
Fucking get the hell out of here.

1979
01:20:37,080 --> 01:20:47,200
So Lucifer was the main character of an eponymous series that ran for 75 issues, plus the Lucifer

1980
01:20:47,200 --> 01:20:48,760
Nirvana one-shot.

1981
01:20:48,760 --> 01:20:55,320
From June 2000 to August 2006, the entire run was said to, let's see, the entire run

1982
01:20:55,320 --> 01:20:58,200
of which was written by Mike Carey.

1983
01:20:58,200 --> 01:21:03,200
To Carey, the essence of the character was, in his words, we play safe, most of us do

1984
01:21:03,200 --> 01:21:06,000
most of the time, but Lucifer doesn't know the meaning of safe.

1985
01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:09,520
And he never bothers to look down at the tram lines.

1986
01:21:09,520 --> 01:21:13,880
He does, however, and whatever the hell he likes, picks his fights where he finds them

1987
01:21:13,880 --> 01:21:18,080
and generally wins, following his own will and his own instincts to the very end of the

1988
01:21:18,080 --> 01:21:20,800
line, no matter what the obstacles are.

1989
01:21:20,800 --> 01:21:23,240
So in the series, Lucifer runs a piano bar.

1990
01:21:23,240 --> 01:21:26,840
Kind of like somewhere, you know, make money somehow.

1991
01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:27,840
Right?

1992
01:21:27,840 --> 01:21:29,960
It's called Lux in Los Angeles.

1993
01:21:29,960 --> 01:21:31,880
So basically like the TV show.

1994
01:21:31,880 --> 01:21:32,880
Okay.

1995
01:21:32,880 --> 01:21:36,240
Lucifer is portrayed as a sophisticated and charming man in accordance with the stereotypical

1996
01:21:36,240 --> 01:21:37,860
gentleman devil.

1997
01:21:37,860 --> 01:21:42,800
The theme of the Lucifer series revolves around the free will problem.

1998
01:21:42,800 --> 01:21:47,480
Carey's Lucifer is a figure representing the will and individual willpower who challenges

1999
01:21:47,480 --> 01:21:49,960
the tyranny of predestination.

2000
01:21:49,960 --> 01:21:56,840
While in heaven's eyes, this is a blasphemy, Lucifer points out that the rebellion and

2001
01:21:56,840 --> 01:22:02,680
indeed all sin and damnation are consequences were pre-planned by his creator God.

2002
01:22:02,680 --> 01:22:07,000
Lucifer rejects God's rule and moral philosophy as tyrannical and unjust.

2003
01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:11,760
The violent, aggressive, totalitarian, vengeful and dictatorial aspects of heaven's rule are

2004
01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:17,240
represented mostly by the archaic or by the angel Amenadiel, who has a particular hatred

2005
01:22:17,240 --> 01:22:20,340
of Lucifer and leads attacks of various kinds against him.

2006
01:22:20,340 --> 01:22:22,160
The attacks includes verbal criticism.

2007
01:22:22,160 --> 01:22:26,680
Oh, that's hurt so much.

2008
01:22:26,680 --> 01:22:34,680
Especially in the host of heaven, basically in attacks of him.

2009
01:22:34,680 --> 01:22:38,120
As well as challenging him to individual combat.

2010
01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:41,400
Almost all of it without the slightest care for the countless innocent, unwilling and

2011
01:22:41,400 --> 01:22:47,200
unwitted victims that he is more than willing to sacrifice for his own pride.

2012
01:22:47,200 --> 01:22:51,900
For his part, Lucifer disdains Amenadiel, treating the latter's emotional outbursts

2013
01:22:51,900 --> 01:22:56,840
with contempt and repeatedly defeats Amenadiel's assaults with well-orchestrated hidden plans.

2014
01:22:56,840 --> 01:23:00,960
Ironically, however, it is often difficult to discern when Lucifer acts as a slave to

2015
01:23:00,960 --> 01:23:05,520
predestination and when he effectively acts according to his own free will.

2016
01:23:05,520 --> 01:23:07,120
So it's like, is it free will?

2017
01:23:07,120 --> 01:23:08,520
Is it predestination?

2018
01:23:08,520 --> 01:23:10,560
You can't really tell because it's kind of the same thing.

2019
01:23:10,560 --> 01:23:15,840
Final destination where you all die.

2020
01:23:15,840 --> 01:23:18,920
Elaborate codes of conduct and schemes of entrapment based on those codes are vital

2021
01:23:18,920 --> 01:23:21,680
elements of the DC Vertigo magical universe.

2022
01:23:21,680 --> 01:23:24,800
Lucifer appears as a master of these arts.

2023
01:23:24,800 --> 01:23:29,480
In an encounter during the first Sandman story arc, a weakened Dream outsmarts Lucifer.

2024
01:23:29,480 --> 01:23:34,640
Lucifer first swears revenge on Dream, but later comes to accept Dream's critique of

2025
01:23:34,640 --> 01:23:38,580
his role and his project as Lord of Hell.

2026
01:23:38,580 --> 01:23:42,800
This inspires Lucifer's abdication, a vital element of the Sandman saga and the point

2027
01:23:42,800 --> 01:23:45,700
of departure to the Lucifer series.

2028
01:23:45,700 --> 01:23:48,600
For Lucifer, his word is his bond.

2029
01:23:48,600 --> 01:23:52,880
As David Easterman, a character who sees himself as a victim of Lucifer, puts it, when the

2030
01:23:52,880 --> 01:23:55,240
devil wants you to do something, he doesn't lie at all.

2031
01:23:55,240 --> 01:23:59,800
He tells you the exact literal truth and he lets you find out, you find your own way to

2032
01:23:59,800 --> 01:24:03,760
hell, which is kind of a kind of true.

2033
01:24:03,760 --> 01:24:05,760
Like the devil's not going to lie to you.

2034
01:24:05,760 --> 01:24:07,200
He's going to omit truth.

2035
01:24:07,200 --> 01:24:10,360
It's not, it's not going to be a flat out lie.

2036
01:24:10,360 --> 01:24:15,400
Usually despite his theological title as Lord of lies, refusal to lie is central to the

2037
01:24:15,400 --> 01:24:17,040
moral position of the character.

2038
01:24:17,040 --> 01:24:23,800
He sees himself as a neutral or a moral facilitator of forces within the individuals and Lucifer

2039
01:24:23,800 --> 01:24:28,240
actively and effectively combats what he regards as corrupting moral codes.

2040
01:24:28,240 --> 01:24:32,400
While he avoids lying, his morality seldom extends to compassion and Lucifer regards

2041
01:24:32,400 --> 01:24:38,520
the sacrifice of millions of millions of souls as unborn collateral damage.

2042
01:24:38,520 --> 01:24:43,200
There are few, if any, beings that he respects and even fewer for whom he cares.

2043
01:24:43,200 --> 01:24:49,440
As the series opened in 2000, Lucifer's restful retirement was disturbed by a series of associates

2044
01:24:49,440 --> 01:24:50,760
from his past.

2045
01:24:50,760 --> 01:24:56,540
After various catalytic, uh, yeah, uh, catalytic events, he endeavored to create a universe

2046
01:24:56,540 --> 01:25:01,240
in competition with and presumably against the wishes of his father, Yahweh.

2047
01:25:01,240 --> 01:25:02,720
This puts him on a close.

2048
01:25:02,720 --> 01:25:07,400
Yahweh the, the, the, the poor, the age, the Hentai?

2049
01:25:07,400 --> 01:25:08,400
Yahweh?

2050
01:25:08,400 --> 01:25:09,400
Not Yahweh, Yahweh.

2051
01:25:09,400 --> 01:25:10,400
Yahweh.

2052
01:25:10,400 --> 01:25:16,240
You remember, you remember the- Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

2053
01:25:16,240 --> 01:25:17,240
Not Yahweh.

2054
01:25:17,240 --> 01:25:19,680
I fucking love those episodes of South Park.

2055
01:25:19,680 --> 01:25:20,680
Not Boy Low?

2056
01:25:20,680 --> 01:25:23,440
Where they try, they try so hard to get tweaked, craiged to get together.

2057
01:25:23,440 --> 01:25:24,440
And then they eventually do.

2058
01:25:24,440 --> 01:25:27,320
And then they break up and like they breaks everyone's heart.

2059
01:25:27,320 --> 01:25:31,320
Yeah, where the Asian girls are painting pictures of them walking away from each other.

2060
01:25:31,320 --> 01:25:35,320
Yeah, I was like, oh man, why can't they just love each other?

2061
01:25:35,320 --> 01:25:38,320
Why do they gotta do this to each other?

2062
01:25:38,320 --> 01:25:42,200
You know, this is the, uh, the Yahweh of YWHW.

2063
01:25:42,200 --> 01:25:45,280
I was so invested in them being together.

2064
01:25:45,280 --> 01:25:48,160
I know you were.

2065
01:25:48,160 --> 01:25:52,200
This puts him on a collision course with several powerful mystical entities that have a vested

2066
01:25:52,200 --> 01:25:56,640
interest in the new collision creation and draws the angelic host into the fray, including

2067
01:25:56,640 --> 01:26:03,000
his brother, the archangel Michael Diomurgos and his niece, Elaine Bullock.

2068
01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:06,880
The series paralleled the Sandman and Silver Waste with epic fantasy stories being told

2069
01:26:06,880 --> 01:26:12,680
in arc separated by one shot episodes depicting a smaller, more personal tale.

2070
01:26:12,680 --> 01:26:18,840
Unlike the Sandman, the series has a consistent art team in Peter Gross and Ryan Kelly with

2071
01:26:18,840 --> 01:26:22,200
most of the odd issues illustrated by Dean Ormston.

2072
01:26:22,200 --> 01:26:24,560
Let's see here.

2073
01:26:24,560 --> 01:26:30,500
The series entered in 2006 with issue number 75 and has thus been collected into 11 books

2074
01:26:30,500 --> 01:26:37,560
with one shot issue Lucifer Nirvana published as a smaller graphic novel.

2075
01:26:37,560 --> 01:26:41,880
When Lucifer ventures outside of creation, he sees something resembling the comics pages

2076
01:26:41,880 --> 01:26:43,120
themselves.

2077
01:26:43,120 --> 01:26:48,680
At the end of the Lucifer story arc, God and the devil are no longer part of the universe

2078
01:26:48,680 --> 01:26:52,760
and a former human, Elaine Bullock, is instead presiding over it.

2079
01:26:52,760 --> 01:26:55,040
Elaine Bullock, that's an odd name.

2080
01:26:55,040 --> 01:26:56,040
Yep.

2081
01:26:56,040 --> 01:26:57,040
It's Lucifer's daughter.

2082
01:26:57,040 --> 01:26:58,040
How?

2083
01:26:58,040 --> 01:27:04,400
Sorry, it's Michael's daughter but Lucifer is her uncle.

2084
01:27:04,400 --> 01:27:08,920
New concepts for the heaven and hell are created, inspired and influenced by other human or

2085
01:27:08,920 --> 01:27:11,160
superhuman characters in the story.

2086
01:27:11,160 --> 01:27:16,120
The new situation is described on several occasions by the following cherubs, Gaudium

2087
01:27:16,120 --> 01:27:17,320
and Sparra.

2088
01:27:17,320 --> 01:27:21,840
In essence, it is growing up, i.e. the need to find one's own truth and values without

2089
01:27:21,840 --> 01:27:25,840
being directed by parents, elders, teachers, authority figures, etc.

2090
01:27:25,840 --> 01:27:31,320
So Lucifer himself, his whole identity having been forged by that same motive, scoffs at

2091
01:27:31,320 --> 01:27:40,940
his father's final offer, to merge their beings, described by God as a potlatch, so that they

2092
01:27:40,940 --> 01:27:44,360
can finally understand one another's perspective.

2093
01:27:44,360 --> 01:27:48,840
As this would be the final expression of God's will, even when delivered from outside the

2094
01:27:48,840 --> 01:27:53,560
plan as he puts it, Lucifer finds the ultimate expression of his own defiant will by refusing

2095
01:27:53,560 --> 01:27:58,280
the bargain and traveling beyond his father's influence into the undefined void.

2096
01:27:58,280 --> 01:28:02,760
Basically outside of the DC universe where he leaves the entire universe.

2097
01:28:02,760 --> 01:28:06,520
I bet Marvel won't be this bad for me if he dips into Marvel.

2098
01:28:06,520 --> 01:28:07,520
Wouldn't that be hilarious?

2099
01:28:07,520 --> 01:28:10,280
Just fuck up Mephisto.

2100
01:28:10,280 --> 01:28:16,200
They sickly bought one of the DC characters to show up in Marvel.

2101
01:28:16,200 --> 01:28:17,200
What's up?

2102
01:28:17,200 --> 01:28:23,960
Mephisto is like the Marvel devil, aside from the one below all.

2103
01:28:23,960 --> 01:28:24,960
Fuck Mephisto.

2104
01:28:24,960 --> 01:28:28,720
But Lucifer would fuck him up to no end.

2105
01:28:28,720 --> 01:28:30,000
Play nice house you got here.

2106
01:28:30,000 --> 01:28:31,000
Just boom.

2107
01:28:31,000 --> 01:28:36,440
So during the New 52, the New 52 rebooted DC's continuity.

2108
01:28:36,440 --> 01:28:40,960
In this new timeline, Lucifer is much more influenced by traditional Christian theology.

2109
01:28:40,960 --> 01:28:45,340
He is depicted as a malevolent, sadistic, and cunning fallen angel who is the ruler

2110
01:28:45,340 --> 01:28:47,920
of hell and seeks to possess human souls.

2111
01:28:47,920 --> 01:28:51,640
He is held with great respect and fear by the denizens of hell who serve and obey him

2112
01:28:51,640 --> 01:28:53,160
like a king.

2113
01:28:53,160 --> 01:28:56,800
Lucifer himself, however, is mostly bored with his existence whenever a group known

2114
01:28:56,800 --> 01:29:01,360
as the Demon Knights are captured by him during the middle ages and passes the time by finding

2115
01:29:01,360 --> 01:29:05,600
small amusements such as watching the struggles and falls of Etrig and the Demon.

2116
01:29:05,600 --> 01:29:08,800
Like, haha, you failed again.

2117
01:29:08,800 --> 01:29:12,720
Lucifer made a more physical appearance in Eye of Empire number 19.

2118
01:29:12,720 --> 01:29:17,840
After being tipped by John Constantine, I guess supposed to be tripped, tricked by John

2119
01:29:17,840 --> 01:29:20,320
Constantine into destroying Kane.

2120
01:29:20,320 --> 01:29:24,560
Lucifer immediately sentences Kane and drags him into hell.

2121
01:29:24,560 --> 01:29:30,920
The way being claimed to be him has appeared in the modern age of DC comics to the superhero

2122
01:29:30,920 --> 01:29:32,240
Deadman.

2123
01:29:32,240 --> 01:29:40,240
So it's a weird, like, kinda, since we've been using the word a lot today, paradox.

2124
01:29:40,240 --> 01:29:43,000
So basically, the new 52 fucked him over again.

2125
01:29:43,000 --> 01:29:47,160
You know, like, it did all, like, that's gonna be a running theme with these character spotlights

2126
01:29:47,160 --> 01:29:48,160
that we do.

2127
01:29:48,160 --> 01:29:51,360
The new 52 fucked up a lot of comics.

2128
01:29:51,360 --> 01:29:58,680
Like, Lucifer went from being, like, an almost omniscient, omnipotent being to, eh, he's

2129
01:29:58,680 --> 01:30:00,840
just a, you know, like a little bitch.

2130
01:30:00,840 --> 01:30:05,120
Can't really do nothing, stuck in hell, hates it, trading souls.

2131
01:30:05,120 --> 01:30:07,120
So I don't allow you here.

2132
01:30:07,120 --> 01:30:08,120
Yeah.

2133
01:30:08,120 --> 01:30:09,120
So, uh, powers and ability.

2134
01:30:09,120 --> 01:30:16,080
Lucifer is continuously described as a celestial being of incalculable power due to his dominion

2135
01:30:16,080 --> 01:30:19,440
over the very substance and knowledge of the formation of creation.

2136
01:30:19,440 --> 01:30:23,120
Through his understanding, Lucifer can shape the matter and foundation of the creation

2137
01:30:23,120 --> 01:30:27,600
into anything he can imagine, including matter, energy, and more abstract concepts such as

2138
01:30:27,600 --> 01:30:28,600
time.

2139
01:30:28,600 --> 01:30:31,960
He once shaped the Big Bang energies released by the death of his brother Michael into a

2140
01:30:31,960 --> 01:30:33,600
new universe.

2141
01:30:33,600 --> 01:30:38,280
In some ways, this makes him the most disadvantaged, though, not the weakest.

2142
01:30:38,280 --> 01:30:42,320
But the higher host, uh, of the higher angelic host.

2143
01:30:42,320 --> 01:30:46,980
He needs existing matter to provide the foundation for him to shape.

2144
01:30:46,980 --> 01:30:50,660
He may choose to temporarily abandon his powers, including his immortality.

2145
01:30:50,660 --> 01:30:55,440
In the story titled Lilith, it is logically implied that God could destroy him at his

2146
01:30:55,440 --> 01:30:58,760
own whim anytime he wants to.

2147
01:30:58,760 --> 01:31:02,400
Which makes Lucifer sometimes wonder why he does not, has not dealt with him basically

2148
01:31:02,400 --> 01:31:03,400
already.

2149
01:31:03,400 --> 01:31:04,880
Like, why is he letting me live?

2150
01:31:04,880 --> 01:31:09,440
I'm like, he could fucking just destroy me, why had he?

2151
01:31:09,440 --> 01:31:12,440
Wait, I gotta gray.

2152
01:31:12,440 --> 01:31:13,440
I gotta gray thing.

2153
01:31:13,440 --> 01:31:21,840
I gotta gray thing for you to add to the video for that.

2154
01:31:21,840 --> 01:31:22,840
Yeah.

2155
01:31:22,840 --> 01:31:23,840
Fuck.

2156
01:31:23,840 --> 01:31:24,840
Pause this video.

2157
01:31:24,840 --> 01:31:31,440
All right, guys, we just have a good addition to the YouTube video.

2158
01:31:31,440 --> 01:31:36,760
Uh, he is so dangerous and unpredictable that even death does not apply to him.

2159
01:31:36,760 --> 01:31:42,000
He is also able to draw out a human's deepest desires, but due to his own belief, a simple

2160
01:31:42,000 --> 01:31:46,580
man, big teeth, big ass, you know what you desire.

2161
01:31:46,580 --> 01:31:49,640
But due to his belief in free will, he allows them to choose whether or not they should

2162
01:31:49,640 --> 01:31:50,720
act on them.

2163
01:31:50,720 --> 01:31:54,920
Even if they make the choice of an, uh, at an unconscious level, Lucifer always tells

2164
01:31:54,920 --> 01:31:59,720
the truth, but makes it like other tricks or deities and spirits will sometimes conveniently

2165
01:31:59,720 --> 01:32:02,240
omit the key details to fool others into doing it.

2166
01:32:02,240 --> 01:32:04,560
Oh, so he will let you read the fine print.

2167
01:32:04,560 --> 01:32:05,560
Yeah.

2168
01:32:05,560 --> 01:32:08,360
I see article 17, section three, you forgot to read this part.

2169
01:32:08,360 --> 01:32:09,360
Yeah.

2170
01:32:09,360 --> 01:32:11,360
It will be only pro 47 times in one day.

2171
01:32:11,360 --> 01:32:12,360
Yes.

2172
01:32:12,360 --> 01:32:16,240
So he doesn't lie, but he won't tell you the whole truth.

2173
01:32:16,240 --> 01:32:19,200
So like, it's kind of like this right here.

2174
01:32:19,200 --> 01:32:20,200
So he's a lawyer.

2175
01:32:20,200 --> 01:32:21,200
Yeah.

2176
01:32:21,200 --> 01:32:25,560
So basically it'll be like this pill will fix your erectile dysfunction, but it doesn't

2177
01:32:25,560 --> 01:32:26,560
tell you it becomes a heart attack.

2178
01:32:26,560 --> 01:32:27,560
I can give you a vagina.

2179
01:32:27,560 --> 01:32:32,960
You're like, Oh, Oh, see you, you don't have a dick.

2180
01:32:32,960 --> 01:32:34,320
So you don't have a rest of this function.

2181
01:32:34,320 --> 01:32:37,680
And he's like, there's a fucking, he does like the shotgun gun.

2182
01:32:37,680 --> 01:32:43,160
I would be fucking lit.

2183
01:32:43,160 --> 01:32:45,960
But that's basically, you know, like he'll lie.

2184
01:32:45,960 --> 01:32:46,960
He won't lie.

2185
01:32:46,960 --> 01:32:49,480
Technically he'll just omit the truth a little bit.

2186
01:32:49,480 --> 01:32:54,120
You know, he has never without the formidable resources of his brilliant intellect and his

2187
01:32:54,120 --> 01:32:59,280
unbending will or inner strength, which allowed him to defy and confront his father as well

2188
01:32:59,280 --> 01:33:05,320
as as well as many other formidable opponents without fear or doubt.

2189
01:33:05,320 --> 01:33:10,800
Although Lucifer's overt exercise of power is a limited in the books, he is, uh, if he

2190
01:33:10,800 --> 01:33:17,720
is provoked by violence, his preference seems to be to use fire and light as a weapon.

2191
01:33:17,720 --> 01:33:21,200
His original role was God's lamp lighter.

2192
01:33:21,200 --> 01:33:27,080
So not the boys, uh, watching all his pornography before he blows his fuck.

2193
01:33:27,080 --> 01:33:29,720
He just lights himself on fire.

2194
01:33:29,720 --> 01:33:30,720
Self emulates.

2195
01:33:30,720 --> 01:33:32,920
Yeah, basically.

2196
01:33:32,920 --> 01:33:38,280
In which he used his will to condense clouds of hydrogen into star masses and set them

2197
01:33:38,280 --> 01:33:39,280
alight.

2198
01:33:39,280 --> 01:33:44,960
As terrifying as they are brief battles with Lucifer usually began and end with him drawing

2199
01:33:44,960 --> 01:33:50,360
down the flames of a superheated main sequence star and incinerating to ash anything in the

2200
01:33:50,360 --> 01:33:52,660
immediate area.

2201
01:33:52,660 --> 01:33:57,840
Beyond his godly powers as an archangel, Lucifer possesses the common powers appropriate to

2202
01:33:57,840 --> 01:34:00,360
an archangel of his position.

2203
01:34:00,360 --> 01:34:05,800
So superhuman strength, superhuman durability, flight, acidic blood, which is weird.

2204
01:34:05,800 --> 01:34:09,080
Uh, alien from aliens.

2205
01:34:09,080 --> 01:34:13,940
Basically another way to look at it is he bleeds willpower as depicted as he reaches

2206
01:34:13,940 --> 01:34:19,600
Yggdrasil and the wolf beyond the tree or beneath the tree series arc.

2207
01:34:19,600 --> 01:34:26,040
He also possesses a devastating sonic cry telepathy and the, uh, and the power to speak

2208
01:34:26,040 --> 01:34:27,800
to and understand animals.

2209
01:34:27,800 --> 01:34:34,160
In addition, he is a cycle pump being able to bring back, uh, from death, any individual

2210
01:34:34,160 --> 01:34:36,640
who he himself has slain.

2211
01:34:36,640 --> 01:34:41,320
So if he kills you, he can bring you back, which is really fucked up.

2212
01:34:41,320 --> 01:34:45,040
And we're not even going to the new 52 because nobody cares about the new 52 stuff.

2213
01:34:45,040 --> 01:34:47,920
At least I'm going to assume most people don't.

2214
01:34:47,920 --> 01:34:53,400
Except for Dan DiDio, he's the only one that cared about the new 52.

2215
01:34:53,400 --> 01:34:57,280
Next person in the character spotlight is Michael DiMaregic, which is the archangel

2216
01:34:57,280 --> 01:34:58,280
Michael.

2217
01:34:58,280 --> 01:35:02,400
Uh, he was created by Neil Gaiman.

2218
01:35:02,400 --> 01:35:09,400
He is a Demiurgic archangel, uh, origin, originated from the silver city or heaven, uh, notable

2219
01:35:09,400 --> 01:35:12,760
aliases, uh, the archangel Michael, Saint Michael.

2220
01:35:12,760 --> 01:35:17,640
So he's got to everybody knows who archangel Michael is in the biblical sense almost.

2221
01:35:17,640 --> 01:35:22,800
So when the, uh, DiMaregic archangel Lucifer Morningstar began his revolt in heaven, he

2222
01:35:22,800 --> 01:35:24,400
was hopelessly outnumbered.

2223
01:35:24,400 --> 01:35:28,440
He was eventually defeated by his brother, Demiurgic archangel Michael, who used the

2224
01:35:28,440 --> 01:35:31,880
Demiurgos, God's power to destroy his angelic forces.

2225
01:35:31,880 --> 01:35:36,520
However, during the aftermath of the attack, a fallen angel named Sandal Fawn thrust his

2226
01:35:36,520 --> 01:35:40,040
spear into Michael's back and took him captive into a pocket reality.

2227
01:35:40,040 --> 01:35:41,040
Are you cold motherfucker?

2228
01:35:41,040 --> 01:35:42,040
Are you back?

2229
01:35:42,040 --> 01:35:43,040
You damn son of a bitch.

2230
01:35:43,040 --> 01:35:48,200
There, Michael was chained to a very large pillar where Seld- uh, Seld- uh, Sandal Fawn

2231
01:35:48,200 --> 01:35:51,480
attempted to create a new generation of warrior angels.

2232
01:35:51,480 --> 01:35:55,320
All angels are sterile and thus their numbers are not easily repopulated.

2233
01:35:55,320 --> 01:35:56,320
Wait.

2234
01:35:56,320 --> 01:35:57,320
Wait.

2235
01:35:57,320 --> 01:35:58,320
You didn't know that?

2236
01:35:58,320 --> 01:36:03,320
No, like the way, so you wait, she started fucking the hell out of him?

2237
01:36:03,320 --> 01:36:08,600
How do you, how do you, why she just run a train on this poor man?

2238
01:36:08,600 --> 01:36:10,520
He's just like, please no more.

2239
01:36:10,520 --> 01:36:11,520
I really don't.

2240
01:36:11,520 --> 01:36:19,280
So basically- I did that fake like, no, please, no, no, no, slap it a little.

2241
01:36:19,280 --> 01:36:22,880
So basically, uh, Sandal Fawn used Michael's, uh, Demiurgic power-

2242
01:36:22,880 --> 01:36:24,880
Dick, his cock.

2243
01:36:24,880 --> 01:36:32,000
Let's just, let's just say- To impregnate human women.

2244
01:36:32,000 --> 01:36:33,520
But this is where it gets weird.

2245
01:36:33,520 --> 01:36:36,680
And then gestating the fetus, the fetuses inside of Michael himself.

2246
01:36:36,680 --> 01:36:38,480
What is the weird part?

2247
01:36:38,480 --> 01:36:40,520
But they're gestating in him.

2248
01:36:40,520 --> 01:36:44,000
I don't understand.

2249
01:36:44,000 --> 01:36:45,000
So he's a seahorse.

2250
01:36:45,000 --> 01:36:46,000
Yes.

2251
01:36:46,000 --> 01:36:47,000
Yes.

2252
01:36:47,000 --> 01:36:49,360
He produced thousands of failures before creating the late-

2253
01:36:49,360 --> 01:36:52,600
He's falling out of his ass with the fire.

2254
01:36:52,600 --> 01:36:55,120
It doesn't say.

2255
01:36:55,120 --> 01:36:58,160
I really wish the writer would think about the stuff they talked about.

2256
01:36:58,160 --> 01:37:00,160
Where did, where did they come out of, sir?

2257
01:37:00,160 --> 01:37:01,160
Yes.

2258
01:37:01,160 --> 01:37:06,360
So Elaine Bellack is the one that survives, uh, with her 300 viable ova.

2259
01:37:06,360 --> 01:37:09,000
Jesus Christ.

2260
01:37:09,000 --> 01:37:13,160
Just as he attempted to claim Elaine, however, Lucifer stepped in.

2261
01:37:13,160 --> 01:37:15,120
So Sandal Fawn was a man.

2262
01:37:15,120 --> 01:37:16,120
Thousands of years later.

2263
01:37:16,120 --> 01:37:17,120
Yes.

2264
01:37:17,120 --> 01:37:19,040
So easily defeating the cowardly fallen angel Sandal Fawn.

2265
01:37:19,040 --> 01:37:21,560
Wait, so this guy would just bring women to, to Michael.

2266
01:37:21,560 --> 01:37:22,560
Yes.

2267
01:37:22,560 --> 01:37:23,560
And they would just get fucking busy.

2268
01:37:23,560 --> 01:37:24,560
Yeah.

2269
01:37:24,560 --> 01:37:26,040
And then he would just take the fetus?

2270
01:37:26,040 --> 01:37:30,840
No, I think like technically in the actual comic books, he basically taps his power and

2271
01:37:30,840 --> 01:37:35,000
impregnates the women with the power and then gestates the fetuses inside of Michael.

2272
01:37:35,000 --> 01:37:36,000
All right.

2273
01:37:36,000 --> 01:37:37,000
Yeah.

2274
01:37:37,000 --> 01:37:40,280
So the sexiest.

2275
01:37:40,280 --> 01:37:42,520
So Sandal Fawn's easily defeated.

2276
01:37:42,520 --> 01:37:47,100
Lucifer took Michael, who never bore animosity towards his brother and used him as a means

2277
01:37:47,100 --> 01:37:51,560
to end the then ongoing assault by the heavenly host against his own.

2278
01:37:51,560 --> 01:37:55,400
Lucifer had obtained a letter of passage outside of creation due to an earlier arrangement

2279
01:37:55,400 --> 01:37:56,720
with heaven.

2280
01:37:56,720 --> 01:38:01,760
The subsequently door, uh, subsequent doorway had been intended to be a one way and one

2281
01:38:01,760 --> 01:38:06,160
time only, but Lucifer bounded open with Yahweh, God's own name.

2282
01:38:06,160 --> 01:38:07,160
Yahweh.

2283
01:38:07,160 --> 01:38:08,160
Yahweh.

2284
01:38:08,160 --> 01:38:09,160
Yahweh.

2285
01:38:09,160 --> 01:38:13,360
Uh, to destroy the door would take, uh, would be to unmake creation.

2286
01:38:13,360 --> 01:38:17,640
Unable to allow this, the heaven host, uh, heavenly host had laid siege to Lucifer's

2287
01:38:17,640 --> 01:38:19,240
home in his absence.

2288
01:38:19,240 --> 01:38:22,080
Arriving with Michael, the host was instantly defeated.

2289
01:38:22,080 --> 01:38:26,800
If Lucifer were to kill Michael there, the demiurgic power would wash over creation,

2290
01:38:26,800 --> 01:38:28,240
wiping it clean of all life.

2291
01:38:28,240 --> 01:38:29,240
The host receded.

2292
01:38:29,240 --> 01:38:34,400
Michael, however, remained suffering and awaiting the death promised him by his brother, Lucifer.

2293
01:38:34,400 --> 01:38:37,120
The injured Michael was taken through Lucifer's gate into Nihilo.

2294
01:38:37,120 --> 01:38:38,120
Nothing less.

2295
01:38:38,120 --> 01:38:40,960
Can I ruin something for everybody?

2296
01:38:40,960 --> 01:38:48,880
Uh, spoilers for the, uh, that new series that Justice League, Infinity Crisis or whatever,

2297
01:38:48,880 --> 01:38:54,760
the three parter, uh, that, that like destruction wave that keeps, in the second movie, it never

2298
01:38:54,760 --> 01:38:55,760
stops.

2299
01:38:55,760 --> 01:39:00,800
So they consider, they constantly have to keep re revamping the machines to let, let

2300
01:39:00,800 --> 01:39:03,560
the wave recede a little bit.

2301
01:39:03,560 --> 01:39:05,280
No, it just washes over them.

2302
01:39:05,280 --> 01:39:06,280
Okay.

2303
01:39:06,280 --> 01:39:07,920
Or they become intangible so they're not hit by it.

2304
01:39:07,920 --> 01:39:08,920
Yeah.

2305
01:39:08,920 --> 01:39:12,720
And it's like, it's like, it's like continuous cause they find out it's the anti-mutter.

2306
01:39:12,720 --> 01:39:17,480
In movie three, I found out from clips on TikTok that, uh, you know, the original Batman

2307
01:39:17,480 --> 01:39:24,640
animated universe animated series, the original, like the original Batman animated series,

2308
01:39:24,640 --> 01:39:27,660
you know, the fucking gold standard, right?

2309
01:39:27,660 --> 01:39:29,280
It's one of the worlds that gets washed away.

2310
01:39:29,280 --> 01:39:30,280
Oh really?

2311
01:39:30,280 --> 01:39:31,280
Yeah.

2312
01:39:31,280 --> 01:39:32,280
Destroyed.

2313
01:39:32,280 --> 01:39:34,360
Justice League, Unlimited universe too.

2314
01:39:34,360 --> 01:39:35,360
Which side is the same universe?

2315
01:39:35,360 --> 01:39:36,360
What?

2316
01:39:36,360 --> 01:39:37,360
That's the same universe as Batman.

2317
01:39:37,360 --> 01:39:38,500
That's what I thought too.

2318
01:39:38,500 --> 01:39:41,240
But apparently that they, they take both of them.

2319
01:39:41,240 --> 01:39:43,200
Is there like separate cause like it's hot guy.

2320
01:39:43,200 --> 01:39:49,000
It's it's a, it's a hot girl from the unlimited and it's, it's a, I know it's the unlimited

2321
01:39:49,000 --> 01:39:52,360
series because it's a Hal Jordan or not Hal Jordan.

2322
01:39:52,360 --> 01:39:53,360
It's Jon Stewart.

2323
01:39:53,360 --> 01:39:54,360
Jon Stewart.

2324
01:39:54,360 --> 01:39:57,200
But with a bald head cause he had a bald head in the, uh, in unlimited and not in the original

2325
01:39:57,200 --> 01:39:58,200
Justice League.

2326
01:39:58,200 --> 01:40:03,000
But for some reason they take the Batman's like, I think they split them cause they wanted

2327
01:40:03,000 --> 01:40:07,680
to make it do like the like the forties because the original Batman was like older and they

2328
01:40:07,680 --> 01:40:08,680
wanted to make this.

2329
01:40:08,680 --> 01:40:13,880
So they split the universes in continuity wise and they both get wise destroyed.

2330
01:40:13,880 --> 01:40:16,520
So that none of them exist now.

2331
01:40:16,520 --> 01:40:18,800
And Joker's like, so what do you want to do Batman?

2332
01:40:18,800 --> 01:40:20,440
I want to go out like I always do.

2333
01:40:20,440 --> 01:40:21,440
Biddy you Joker.

2334
01:40:21,440 --> 01:40:26,080
And he knocks Joker out as the way he kills both of them.

2335
01:40:26,080 --> 01:40:27,080
Cause there's nothing he could do.

2336
01:40:27,080 --> 01:40:31,920
I'm just, I'm watching, but it doesn't make any sense cause the Batman Beyond is supposed

2337
01:40:31,920 --> 01:40:36,320
to be set along with the Justice League, along with the Superman animators and they're all

2338
01:40:36,320 --> 01:40:37,320
good and they're all good.

2339
01:40:37,320 --> 01:40:39,840
You monsters, you did it.

2340
01:40:39,840 --> 01:40:41,720
You took everything.

2341
01:40:41,720 --> 01:40:45,600
So then I don't know if they want to do like an actual full complete new slate and just

2342
01:40:45,600 --> 01:40:49,800
like reboot the whole animated series like once and for all, which I'll respect.

2343
01:40:49,800 --> 01:40:50,800
Right.

2344
01:40:50,800 --> 01:40:53,240
If you're going to take it, take it big then.

2345
01:40:53,240 --> 01:40:55,720
But if they do something stupid after this, I'm going to be mad as hell.

2346
01:40:55,720 --> 01:40:57,520
Cause they just wiped out Justice League.

2347
01:40:57,520 --> 01:40:59,280
So now none of that stuff matters.

2348
01:40:59,280 --> 01:41:00,600
That means Batman Beyond's gone.

2349
01:41:00,600 --> 01:41:04,760
He doesn't no longer, Static Shock's gone.

2350
01:41:04,760 --> 01:41:08,080
Justice League Unlimited, Superman animated series, Batman animated series, they're all

2351
01:41:08,080 --> 01:41:12,440
no longer in existence from what the clips look like.

2352
01:41:12,440 --> 01:41:13,440
I could be wrong.

2353
01:41:13,440 --> 01:41:17,760
They could revamp them or return them in like a reverse time in the end of the movie.

2354
01:41:17,760 --> 01:41:18,760
I don't know.

2355
01:41:18,760 --> 01:41:23,440
But if what they're doing is going to destroy everything and rebuild and reboot the entire

2356
01:41:23,440 --> 01:41:26,840
DC animated universe, I respect it.

2357
01:41:26,840 --> 01:41:28,840
If not, you're just wasting my damn time.

2358
01:41:28,840 --> 01:41:31,160
And they probably wasted your time.

2359
01:41:31,160 --> 01:41:35,400
Because if they took away Batman and the original, do you have a Ken, Kevin Conroy Batman and

2360
01:41:35,400 --> 01:41:39,560
the fucking Mark Hamill, that was them, them two fist fight on a roof when the fucking

2361
01:41:39,560 --> 01:41:41,440
wave runs over him.

2362
01:41:41,440 --> 01:41:43,320
I'm like, okay, you kill them.

2363
01:41:43,320 --> 01:41:46,960
You have fucking Hawkeye and Green Lantern make analogous.

2364
01:41:46,960 --> 01:41:49,120
Is it baby?

2365
01:41:49,120 --> 01:41:51,080
The fucking wave hits them too.

2366
01:41:51,080 --> 01:41:52,080
Okay.

2367
01:41:52,080 --> 01:41:53,080
Okay.

2368
01:41:53,080 --> 01:41:55,840
So you're going to destroy everything and have the heroes lose.

2369
01:41:55,840 --> 01:41:58,400
And then you're going to get us, that means you're going to reboot the whole series.

2370
01:41:58,400 --> 01:42:04,480
Like every animated thing now becomes discontinuity or a...

2371
01:42:04,480 --> 01:42:06,680
Like all the continuity is ended.

2372
01:42:06,680 --> 01:42:07,680
Uncannoned.

2373
01:42:07,680 --> 01:42:08,680
Yeah.

2374
01:42:08,680 --> 01:42:10,280
And they restart a new universe.

2375
01:42:10,280 --> 01:42:15,240
Like this is a new DC animated universe completely free from everything else that's ever been

2376
01:42:15,240 --> 01:42:16,240
made.

2377
01:42:16,240 --> 01:42:17,240
Right.

2378
01:42:17,240 --> 01:42:19,800
Fucking Batman, Bold and the Brave, everything.

2379
01:42:19,800 --> 01:42:22,280
The Green Lantern shows, just everything.

2380
01:42:22,280 --> 01:42:25,480
Like the fucking...

2381
01:42:25,480 --> 01:42:27,480
If they do that, I'll respect them for it.

2382
01:42:27,480 --> 01:42:28,960
Like there's at least a little bit of respect to that.

2383
01:42:28,960 --> 01:42:32,660
Cause they're going to do a brand new, and I haven't followed the brand new animated

2384
01:42:32,660 --> 01:42:34,520
series from here on out.

2385
01:42:34,520 --> 01:42:37,800
You know, all the Harley Quinn stuff is like out of canon cause it's all cartoony stuff.

2386
01:42:37,800 --> 01:42:38,800
Yeah.

2387
01:42:38,800 --> 01:42:39,800
But we'll see.

2388
01:42:39,800 --> 01:42:42,760
If that's what the clip means to me, I could be dead wrong.

2389
01:42:42,760 --> 01:42:43,760
It could be nothing.

2390
01:42:43,760 --> 01:42:44,760
And they just fix it.

2391
01:42:44,760 --> 01:42:45,760
Now there's only one timeline.

2392
01:42:45,760 --> 01:42:46,760
The sacred timeline.

2393
01:42:46,760 --> 01:42:52,360
So they got fucking Jensen Echols, another voice for Batman in the movie.

2394
01:42:52,360 --> 01:42:53,360
Oh really?

2395
01:42:53,360 --> 01:42:54,360
Yeah.

2396
01:42:54,360 --> 01:42:55,360
Well he's one of the ones that's like...

2397
01:42:55,360 --> 01:42:56,360
Cause he played Redhead as well.

2398
01:42:56,360 --> 01:42:57,360
Yeah.

2399
01:42:57,360 --> 01:42:58,360
That's a weird part.

2400
01:42:58,360 --> 01:43:02,400
In his, he never trained Dick Grayson.

2401
01:43:02,400 --> 01:43:07,360
He even says one of the like, good thing I gave him to the orphanage.

2402
01:43:07,360 --> 01:43:09,960
Or like, he's like, no, cause he's talking to a Robin, right?

2403
01:43:09,960 --> 01:43:11,440
Cause in their universe, Batman had died.

2404
01:43:11,440 --> 01:43:12,440
Yeah.

2405
01:43:12,440 --> 01:43:15,600
So he's like, I guess I made the right choice when I put you to the orphanage.

2406
01:43:15,600 --> 01:43:19,680
I'm like, oh, that's cold blooded Batman.

2407
01:43:19,680 --> 01:43:21,720
They start fucking having a fist fight.

2408
01:43:21,720 --> 01:43:22,720
I would too.

2409
01:43:22,720 --> 01:43:27,560
I say, don't you ever say that about my dad.

2410
01:43:27,560 --> 01:43:28,560
But we'll see.

2411
01:43:28,560 --> 01:43:29,960
I'll keep an eye on it when the third one drops.

2412
01:43:29,960 --> 01:43:30,960
It's still not on Mac.

2413
01:43:30,960 --> 01:43:32,840
And I'm not paying 30 bucks to watch it on Amazon.

2414
01:43:32,840 --> 01:43:33,840
Yeah.

2415
01:43:33,840 --> 01:43:34,840
I can wait.

2416
01:43:34,840 --> 01:43:35,840
Yeah.

2417
01:43:35,840 --> 01:43:38,560
I got the pages of a monk and the cock of a porn star.

2418
01:43:38,560 --> 01:43:39,720
Cause I don't know what the...

2419
01:43:39,720 --> 01:43:42,960
It makes no fucking sense, but that's my life.

2420
01:43:42,960 --> 01:43:45,240
We know what kind of genre you're going into.

2421
01:43:45,240 --> 01:43:46,680
We know what kind of man you are.

2422
01:43:46,680 --> 01:43:47,680
We know what kind of man you are.

2423
01:43:47,680 --> 01:43:49,280
You ever seen that meme?

2424
01:43:49,280 --> 01:43:57,200
It's from some Walking Dead where the character Shane played by John Bernenthal, I think.

2425
01:43:57,200 --> 01:44:01,000
He had killed somebody and this old guy, Dale knows he did, but he can't prove it.

2426
01:44:01,000 --> 01:44:04,200
So he just looks at him like, I know what kind of man you are.

2427
01:44:04,200 --> 01:44:08,360
And so it'll be like, the caption will be like, when your friend like screenshots some

2428
01:44:08,360 --> 01:44:11,000
scene from a game, right?

2429
01:44:11,000 --> 01:44:12,880
Like where the girls like moving this way, right?

2430
01:44:12,880 --> 01:44:17,440
Or like when they buy specific games that they know as like weird, like hentai porn

2431
01:44:17,440 --> 01:44:20,160
games, like I know what kind of man you are.

2432
01:44:20,160 --> 01:44:24,080
We'll put your picture and it's like, we know what kind of man you are.

2433
01:44:24,080 --> 01:44:29,560
It'll be like the, when you're like, I find my friend's like secret Skyrim nude file.

2434
01:44:29,560 --> 01:44:30,560
So like the mods, right?

2435
01:44:30,560 --> 01:44:34,360
It's like, I know what kind of man you are.

2436
01:44:34,360 --> 01:44:36,200
It's always been in a disgusted way.

2437
01:44:36,200 --> 01:44:38,080
I know what kind of man you are.

2438
01:44:38,080 --> 01:44:40,080
I love that meme.

2439
01:44:40,080 --> 01:44:42,480
That is a good meme though.

2440
01:44:42,480 --> 01:44:46,120
You keep reading that and I'll pull one up for you.

2441
01:44:46,120 --> 01:44:51,760
So basically Lucifer takes Michael through Lucifer's gate to Nihilo, which is nothingness

2442
01:44:51,760 --> 01:44:57,960
where Michael thrust a sword into him and releases the demirotic power inside of Michael,

2443
01:44:57,960 --> 01:44:59,800
creating his very own cosmos.

2444
01:44:59,800 --> 01:45:04,940
Having acquired the demirgic power over this new cosmos, Lucifer reconstituted the archangel

2445
01:45:04,940 --> 01:45:10,200
Michael after the event, but Michael refused Lucifer's offer to stand at his side.

2446
01:45:10,200 --> 01:45:14,900
This is a theme throughout the cosmos as the archangel Michael is always offered a form

2447
01:45:14,900 --> 01:45:18,440
of partnership with his brother Lucifer, but often refuses.

2448
01:45:18,440 --> 01:45:23,080
Michael is seen as a patient and kind, but not someone who will stand by and watch injustice

2449
01:45:23,080 --> 01:45:24,080
and evil.

2450
01:45:24,080 --> 01:45:30,560
Initially, he is stubborn and following the will of God, but later begins to have doubts.

2451
01:45:30,560 --> 01:45:34,600
Having been ejected from heaven for questioning God's wisdom and ordering the death of his

2452
01:45:34,600 --> 01:45:36,100
daughter, Elaine Belloq.

2453
01:45:36,100 --> 01:45:41,240
He travels either alone or with the cherub, Galdium.

2454
01:45:41,240 --> 01:45:45,480
Michael's half-human angel daughter, Elaine Belloq, plays a more prominent role as the

2455
01:45:45,480 --> 01:45:47,200
Lucifer series continues.

2456
01:45:47,200 --> 01:45:50,680
Initially guarded in her feelings for her, Michael begins to feel genuine affection and

2457
01:45:50,680 --> 01:45:56,280
love for her, which is compounded whenever Lucifer, having been nearly fatally injured

2458
01:45:56,280 --> 01:46:01,920
by the Bassanos, is given regeneration by the death sacrifice of Elaine.

2459
01:46:01,920 --> 01:46:06,080
Events take a very serious turn after issue 50 whenever Fenris the Wolf attempts to destroy

2460
01:46:06,080 --> 01:46:09,840
the world tree Yggdrasil and upset the balance of creation.

2461
01:46:09,840 --> 01:46:13,720
Having been wounded very badly in this fight against the archangel Lucifer, acting against

2462
01:46:13,720 --> 01:46:18,680
his own will, Michael tells the now revived Elaine that he loves her and wishes that he

2463
01:46:18,680 --> 01:46:24,280
could have known her better, saying that she must be the holder of the Demiurgus power

2464
01:46:24,280 --> 01:46:26,280
before he is allowed to die.

2465
01:46:26,280 --> 01:46:31,600
Michael is one of the only two angels that Lucifer has respect for, the other being Duma,

2466
01:46:31,600 --> 01:46:34,640
and is seen as the other side of the coin for Lucifer.

2467
01:46:34,640 --> 01:46:39,280
The Morningstar himself says that each has what the other lacks.

2468
01:46:39,280 --> 01:46:44,840
He is tall with very long blonde hair and has two white wings, and he is very powerful

2469
01:46:44,840 --> 01:46:47,120
when moved whenever he is angry.

2470
01:46:47,120 --> 01:46:53,040
Unlike Lucifer, he won't use creatures as pawns, like some on a chessboard, and thus

2471
01:46:53,040 --> 01:46:56,820
has the humanity that Lucifer sometimes appears to lack.

2472
01:46:56,820 --> 01:47:00,920
At his death, the two brothers share forgiveness as he passes on.

2473
01:47:00,920 --> 01:47:06,280
Lucifer was not close to his daughter, and one of his last acts is to voice regret not

2474
01:47:06,280 --> 01:47:07,280
to have known her better.

2475
01:47:07,280 --> 01:47:08,280
Here's one.

2476
01:47:08,280 --> 01:47:09,280
You guys know what I'm talking about?

2477
01:47:09,280 --> 01:47:10,280
I get it already, right?

2478
01:47:10,280 --> 01:47:11,280
What are you doing with those powers?

2479
01:47:11,280 --> 01:47:12,280
Oh yeah, oh yeah.

2480
01:47:12,280 --> 01:47:13,280
Yeah.

2481
01:47:13,280 --> 01:47:14,280
He's gonna goon.

2482
01:47:14,280 --> 01:47:15,280
Yeah.

2483
01:47:15,280 --> 01:47:16,280
Real bad too.

2484
01:47:16,280 --> 01:47:17,280
I know.

2485
01:47:17,280 --> 01:47:18,280
I know.

2486
01:47:18,280 --> 01:47:19,280
I know.

2487
01:47:19,280 --> 01:47:20,280
I know.

2488
01:47:20,280 --> 01:47:21,280
I know.

2489
01:47:21,280 --> 01:47:22,280
I know.

2490
01:47:22,280 --> 01:47:23,280
I know.

2491
01:47:23,280 --> 01:47:24,280
I know.

2492
01:47:24,280 --> 01:47:25,280
I know.

2493
01:47:25,280 --> 01:47:26,280
I know.

2494
01:47:26,280 --> 01:47:27,280
I know.

2495
01:47:27,280 --> 01:47:28,280
I know.

2496
01:47:28,280 --> 01:47:29,280
I know.

2497
01:47:29,280 --> 01:47:30,280
I know.

2498
01:47:30,280 --> 01:47:31,280
You're a good boy.

2499
01:47:31,280 --> 01:47:32,440
I know what kind of man you are.

2500
01:47:32,440 --> 01:47:36,200
When he wants time stop and invisibility powers and all the...

2501
01:47:36,200 --> 01:47:37,600
Mind control.

2502
01:47:37,600 --> 01:47:39,520
And mind- I know what kind of man you are.

2503
01:47:39,520 --> 01:47:42,120
That's a good one.

2504
01:47:42,120 --> 01:47:45,400
I love those.

2505
01:47:45,400 --> 01:47:50,720
So following his death, Elaine is just about able to absorb the power and is placed by

2506
01:47:50,720 --> 01:47:54,440
Yahweh on the road to become the new ruler of creation.

2507
01:47:54,440 --> 01:47:56,420
So Michael's powers.

2508
01:47:56,420 --> 01:48:00,260
power is known to be the only matched by his brother Lucifer and surpassed only

2509
01:48:00,260 --> 01:48:04,540
by God. His greatest power is the demiurgic power that allows creation out

2510
01:48:04,540 --> 01:48:08,300
of nothingness that is contained within him. Wielding it, Michael is able to

2511
01:48:08,300 --> 01:48:11,460
defeat his brother Lucifer and banish him from heaven after his rebellion.

2512
01:48:11,460 --> 01:48:16,900
He's like, just get out. So basically, Michael can create stuff, Lucifer can

2513
01:48:16,900 --> 01:48:22,860
mold it. Like the two of them together created the universe under the

2514
01:48:22,860 --> 01:48:29,180
guidance of God. But like Michael can create stuff but he can't form it into

2515
01:48:29,180 --> 01:48:33,480
what he wants. But Lucifer can form stuff and change stuff but he can't create it.

2516
01:48:33,480 --> 01:48:41,140
Hmm. So together they're like, damn that's crazy. Isn't that weird? So like all

2517
01:48:41,140 --> 01:48:44,780
archangels, Michael is immortal and possesses super strength, super speed,

2518
01:48:44,780 --> 01:48:49,820
invulnerability, sonic cry, flight, acidic blood, telepathy, and the power to speak

2519
01:48:49,820 --> 01:48:55,340
to all animals. However, as we see... They're randomly specific. It's like you speak to

2520
01:48:55,340 --> 01:48:59,820
all animals. Okay, what? Which means that he can basically speak to any human too.

2521
01:48:59,820 --> 01:49:06,620
Any language and any... like he can speak any language for the most part. However,

2522
01:49:06,620 --> 01:49:09,940
as we see in the comic books, Michael is regarded as the highest and mightiest of

2523
01:49:09,940 --> 01:49:13,700
God's created beings. He is said to have the power to end the war in heaven and

2524
01:49:13,700 --> 01:49:17,580
destroy the angelic armies called the hosts of heaven. As a demiurgic angel,

2525
01:49:17,580 --> 01:49:21,180
archangel, he can do anything with the powers given to him by the presence. As

2526
01:49:21,180 --> 01:49:24,660
that power is said to give him the power to do only things God can do like make

2527
01:49:24,660 --> 01:49:30,540
creation or sustain by rendering every atom of creation. So he can like on the

2528
01:49:30,540 --> 01:49:35,700
subatomic level change shit. Hmm. His powers is what built multiverse and

2529
01:49:35,700 --> 01:49:40,540
maintains its balance under Yahweh's name. He is supposedly above Lucifer

2530
01:49:40,540 --> 01:49:44,980
being a demiurgic second only to God and given the role only to create so his

2531
01:49:44,980 --> 01:49:49,460
brother can shape. Michael is the direct expression of power defined in a form of

2532
01:49:49,460 --> 01:49:55,300
an angel capable of creating or ending an endless creation. He is essentially

2533
01:49:55,300 --> 01:50:00,100
omnipotent as his powers are the very power of God himself. So it's like God is

2534
01:50:00,100 --> 01:50:07,300
a higher being than Michael or Lucifer but he can literally create anything. You

2535
01:50:07,300 --> 01:50:14,260
just can't shape it. Demiurgos, he can rival Lucifer wanting to start

2536
01:50:14,260 --> 01:50:18,340
power and even at times exceed the willpower of the Morningstar. As these

2537
01:50:18,340 --> 01:50:21,620
powers give him the ability to do anything near the scope of Yahweh and

2538
01:50:21,620 --> 01:50:25,780
put him above the endless and even Lucifer. He can use an ability ranging

2539
01:50:25,780 --> 01:50:30,780
from concepts to full to even full abstraction as he is created the physical

2540
01:50:30,780 --> 01:50:34,900
laws overseen by the council of the first circle. He is known as the archon

2541
01:50:34,900 --> 01:50:38,900
and can shore up creation from destruction and when moved to anger is

2542
01:50:38,900 --> 01:50:43,340
powerful enough to take on the host and even stand against the presence. So like

2543
01:50:43,340 --> 01:50:48,380
he's the only one that can he literally is like whenever they say I'm that

2544
01:50:48,380 --> 01:50:54,980
person. You're not that guy pal. You're not that guy. He is that guy. He is that guy.

2545
01:50:54,980 --> 01:51:00,660
He also bonded the specter force before when Ostra repented for his sins and

2546
01:51:00,660 --> 01:51:04,020
whatever the spirit of vengeance was looking for Jim Corgan. So Michael is the

2547
01:51:04,020 --> 01:51:08,220
one that did that. Michael has powers that are infinitely higher than the

2548
01:51:08,220 --> 01:51:13,020
Lords of Order and commands the entire host above Zahrael and the other ruler

2549
01:51:13,020 --> 01:51:20,820
of the regiment known as the Paxi Dexii. Paxi Dexii. Yep. Michael also can

2550
01:51:20,820 --> 01:51:26,100
destroy anything as his power is the torch that not only forges but destroys

2551
01:51:26,100 --> 01:51:30,220
greater than beings such as the Anti-Monitor, Perpetua and Pariah. The

2552
01:51:30,220 --> 01:51:35,060
Anti-Monitor. So just at a glance he could wipe the Anti-Monitor out of

2553
01:51:35,060 --> 01:51:38,900
existence which is kind of weird because we were just talking about the Anti-Monitor.

2554
01:51:38,900 --> 01:51:43,460
But ain't that wild. Hell, this stuff always works out. Yeah. Michael Demiurge's power

2555
01:51:43,460 --> 01:51:48,580
does not have a limitation to hit only himself to not specifically shape the

2556
01:51:48,580 --> 01:51:52,500
material he generates as the road goes to Morningstar. Elaine Bellac, Michael's

2557
01:51:52,500 --> 01:51:57,500
daughter, is capable of shaping and creating without issue. Both are the only

2558
01:51:57,500 --> 01:52:00,940
beings that can create infinite structures from absolutely nothing.

2559
01:52:00,940 --> 01:52:04,860
Nothing short of Yahweh can beat Michael in the DC Universe and he is a

2560
01:52:04,860 --> 01:52:10,180
Demiurge and creator of the physical universe for that reason. So basically

2561
01:52:10,180 --> 01:52:16,460
like he's literally second to God only. Which now we go into. Our third spotlight

2562
01:52:16,460 --> 01:52:24,540
for this week is the presence. The God of the DC Universe. He was created in 1940

2563
01:52:24,540 --> 01:52:29,380
in Morphin comics. Damn 1940 huh. When the Spectre came out around that time

2564
01:52:29,380 --> 01:52:33,860
because you had to have the presence to create the Spectre. He's also known as

2565
01:52:33,860 --> 01:52:39,220
Yahweh, Jehovah, and Elohim. Yahweh. So basically the same the same words used

2566
01:52:39,220 --> 01:52:44,660
to describe him in like the actual world. He's God? He's literally God. Did they

2567
01:52:44,660 --> 01:52:50,140
ever use that or is that just not okay? But they refer him more as the presence

2568
01:52:50,140 --> 01:52:54,740
just because they don't want to bring like true religion in. Right. Like they

2569
01:52:54,740 --> 01:52:59,540
boy they go as close to the dam line as you possibly can of saying that God is

2570
01:52:59,540 --> 01:53:06,220
like the God. Like the Christian Judeo-Christian God. The religious

2571
01:53:06,220 --> 01:53:09,580
cosmology of the DC Universe is complex with many other pathions and deities

2572
01:53:09,580 --> 01:53:12,860
coexisting alongside of each other. It involves elements from multiple

2573
01:53:12,860 --> 01:53:17,140
religions, mythologies, and modern created concepts such as the Endless. It is not

2574
01:53:17,140 --> 01:53:21,420
always clear how the Abrahamic God fits into this for example. One particular

2575
01:53:21,420 --> 01:53:28,340
Wonder Woman storyline featured the Greek Titans fighting Abrahamic angels and

2576
01:53:28,340 --> 01:53:33,820
Hindu gods. So basically the writer of this said the sort of unspoken rule is

2577
01:53:33,820 --> 01:53:39,780
that the DCU in the DCU is that God sits above all the others. So above the Greek

2578
01:53:39,780 --> 01:53:45,300
gods, the Roman gods, any of the other ones, the presence is the God.

2579
01:53:45,300 --> 01:53:50,980
Okay. DC superhero comic books or comics have always drawn upon Abrahamic

2580
01:53:50,980 --> 01:53:55,420
religions for plot elements. The first appearance of the voice was in the 1940

2581
01:53:55,420 --> 01:54:00,100
origin of the specter, like I said earlier. But they have traditionally used

2582
01:54:00,100 --> 01:54:04,420
surrogate concepts and names rather than referring to the Abrahamic deity directly.

2583
01:54:04,420 --> 01:54:10,420
The comics published into the Comics Code a set of ethical guidelines drawn up

2584
01:54:10,420 --> 01:54:14,180
in the 1950s in reaction to the anti comic book hysteria. The code does not

2585
01:54:14,180 --> 01:54:18,980
explicitly refer to a God but does say that ridicule or attack of any religious

2586
01:54:18,980 --> 01:54:23,660
or racial group is never permissible. And that's the reason why they don't just

2587
01:54:23,660 --> 01:54:28,060
say God. So that's when we changed it. Okay. Yeah the Comics Code basically... Damn

2588
01:54:28,060 --> 01:54:33,060
Comics Code fucked up everything for a long time. Right. So later revisions of

2589
01:54:33,060 --> 01:54:36,140
the code are phrased in terms of respecting religious beliefs and

2590
01:54:36,140 --> 01:54:40,780
religious institutions which may account for the comics hesitancy when dealing

2591
01:54:40,780 --> 01:54:46,340
with the word God in the actual comic books. Right. He is the Abrahamic God but

2592
01:54:46,340 --> 01:54:50,940
they can't just say God because they have to say all religions in the comic

2593
01:54:50,940 --> 01:54:55,340
books. The lack of central doctrine means that multiple aspects of God have been

2594
01:54:55,340 --> 01:54:59,060
introduced by different writers. Significant examples of God's surrogates

2595
01:54:59,060 --> 01:55:03,180
include the voice which is the disembodied voice of the presence that

2596
01:55:03,180 --> 01:55:07,980
spoke to and empowered Jim Corrigan as the specter. This is the most active

2597
01:55:07,980 --> 01:55:11,260
version of God seen in the comic books. At one point it even answers the specter's

2598
01:55:11,260 --> 01:55:15,020
prayers by resurrecting the murdered Justice Society of America. When the

2599
01:55:15,020 --> 01:55:19,220
voice uttered the first word it created the word and it was already being

2600
01:55:19,220 --> 01:55:26,820
tracked by destiny in his book. So that's the word? Like it's the word like

2601
01:55:26,820 --> 01:55:31,540
quotation marks the word. Is it the bird? Is the bird the word?

2602
01:55:31,540 --> 01:55:37,300
Buh buh buh bird bird bird bird bird bird bird bird bird bird bird bird bird.

2603
01:55:37,300 --> 01:55:44,260
Also another interpretation is the hand. Oh God. We catch this hand. You want to catch all these

2604
01:55:44,260 --> 01:55:48,420
hands. An image of a hand appearing out of a nebula has been referenced in

2605
01:55:48,420 --> 01:55:52,340
numerous times in different DC comics as a metaphor for the creator or the

2606
01:55:52,340 --> 01:55:56,260
mystery that exists at the moment of a universal creation. However the identity

2607
01:55:56,260 --> 01:56:00,100
of the being whom the hand belongs to varied over time. It is first seen in

2608
01:56:00,100 --> 01:56:05,260
Green Lantern number 40 and Thanat's tale. It was revealed to be an illusion

2609
01:56:05,260 --> 01:56:08,620
created by the Guardians to prevent investigation into the beginning of the

2610
01:56:08,620 --> 01:56:12,460
universe. In Crisis on the Infinite Earths the hand has turned into a

2611
01:56:12,460 --> 01:56:16,220
predestination paradox as the hand of the villainous anti-monitor who tried to

2612
01:56:16,220 --> 01:56:20,020
rearrange all existence to its starting point but failed. The hand was later seen

2613
01:56:20,020 --> 01:56:23,900
reaching down from heaven to embrace the invading great evil beast and stated to

2614
01:56:23,900 --> 01:56:28,700
be the hand of God by Etrigan. The idea was visually called back in DC Rebirth

2615
01:56:28,700 --> 01:56:32,260
whenever a hand was seen reaching through time to change history. The true

2616
01:56:32,260 --> 01:56:35,500
identity of the one manipulating this timeline was later revealed to be Dr.

2617
01:56:35,500 --> 01:56:42,620
Manhattan. So it's changed what the hand reaching through time is. It's also been

2618
01:56:42,620 --> 01:56:46,820
like that basically the arm wrestle between the anti-monitor and the specter

2619
01:56:46,820 --> 01:56:51,340
at the beginning of time. So there's also the source. The source is a universal

2620
01:56:51,340 --> 01:56:55,500
spirit from Jack Kirby's fourth world cosmology. Like where there's the source

2621
01:56:55,500 --> 01:57:00,540
wall and stuff like that. There's also the presence. The presence is an unseen

2622
01:57:00,540 --> 01:57:06,940
Abrahamic deity that Grant Morrison's fictional angel mythology. We also have

2623
01:57:06,940 --> 01:57:11,580
Wally in parentheses. A being claiming to be a manifestation of God

2624
01:57:11,580 --> 01:57:15,380
appears in the form of a young boy wearing a baseball cap. He first appears

2625
01:57:15,380 --> 01:57:19,740
in Peter David's Linda Danvers Supergirl series. A similar character later appears

2626
01:57:19,740 --> 01:57:25,420
in the same author Fallen Angel series. There's also the metaverse. In Doomsday

2627
01:57:25,420 --> 01:57:29,220
Clock 10 Dr. Manhattan deduced the DC universe acts as a metaverse and

2628
01:57:29,220 --> 01:57:33,500
constant change and when Manhattan created the new 52 timeline so we can

2629
01:57:33,500 --> 01:57:37,740
blame Dr. Manhattan for the fucking new 52. The metaverse decided to fight back

2630
01:57:37,740 --> 01:57:41,940
through Wally West. Whether this metaverse is another form of the presence himself

2631
01:57:41,940 --> 01:57:46,900
remains to be confirmed. So it's basically Manhattan, Dr. Manhattan saying

2632
01:57:46,900 --> 01:57:52,060
that there was a force outside of him that was pushing back against him to

2633
01:57:52,060 --> 01:57:55,900
destroy him basically. It's weird I can feel it in my dick. It's just blue

2634
01:57:55,900 --> 01:57:59,780
swinging there. Fucking blue balls. You know what's funny like in the original

2635
01:57:59,780 --> 01:58:06,860
Watchmen the movie right they made a normal sized average penis and then in

2636
01:58:06,860 --> 01:58:11,620
the show the the Watchmen limited series his shit looked like a fucking baseball

2637
01:58:11,620 --> 01:58:18,620
between his legs. You only see it once but it looked fucking gargantuan. I'm

2638
01:58:18,620 --> 01:58:22,380
like okay there's a little different round with this guy.

2639
01:58:22,940 --> 01:58:28,900
Yeah that's because the movie recreated they they changed some things about how

2640
01:58:28,900 --> 01:58:34,140
people or how the the event happened. Right. It was supposed to be like a

2641
01:58:34,140 --> 01:58:38,860
dimensional like an attack from Dr. Manhattan. He attacked a bunch of cities

2642
01:58:38,860 --> 01:58:44,180
and that's what stopped the nuclear build up that was happening. Right. Because

2643
01:58:44,180 --> 01:58:49,420
Russia and America were about to go into nuclear exchange. In the comic book it

2644
01:58:49,420 --> 01:58:55,580
was an interdimensional squid ended up landing in Manhattan or some shit or

2645
01:58:55,580 --> 01:59:00,260
whatever city. So was it a take on like Staroop? It kind of seemed like it but it

2646
01:59:00,260 --> 01:59:04,120
was just a regular squid that he just found that on because they didn't attack

2647
01:59:04,120 --> 01:59:08,500
anybody really. It was just like it just fell on the fucking earth and people

2648
01:59:08,500 --> 01:59:12,940
just changed like oh I guess we don't need a nuclear disaster we can stop now

2649
01:59:12,940 --> 01:59:17,340
and that's what saved that comic book. Yeah. Or that's what saved the comic

2650
01:59:17,340 --> 01:59:21,980
book world and so they followed the comic book version. So basically the the

2651
01:59:21,980 --> 01:59:27,700
miniseries on HBO follows the comic book but because it was set in the 80s the

2652
01:59:27,700 --> 01:59:32,100
comic book the movie the miniseries follows the those repercussions from the

2653
01:59:32,100 --> 01:59:37,220
the comic book now into like the 2010 2020s. Right. So it was crazy because

2654
01:59:37,220 --> 01:59:41,580
I'm like what an octopus because I've only seen the movie. Right. So I thought

2655
01:59:41,580 --> 01:59:45,140
it was like that weird attack he does like because he uses he somehow is able

2656
01:59:45,140 --> 01:59:51,980
to read to mimic Dr. Manhattan's attacks so he he destroyed like all these cities

2657
01:59:51,980 --> 01:59:55,300
to make it seem like he was attacking humanity so that humanity would come

2658
01:59:55,300 --> 01:59:59,820
together and like face off against Dr. Manhattan and he would just leave and

2659
01:59:59,820 --> 02:00:06,180
live on the moon and but in the comic books it was a fucking squid that he

2660
02:00:06,180 --> 02:00:09,980
teleported from a different universe or from a different reality just he just

2661
02:00:09,980 --> 02:00:13,460
fucking dead then he just fucking flops and lands in the fucking city huh and

2662
02:00:13,460 --> 02:00:16,940
then everybody's just like oh we got to be better people now and then Dr.

2663
02:00:16,940 --> 02:00:21,420
Manhattan just fucking retires he becomes a regular human yeah and I'm like what

2664
02:00:21,420 --> 02:00:25,700
this is what happened? Like this makes even more like less sense. Yeah like I

2665
02:00:25,700 --> 02:00:32,420
would understand if I'm Ozzymandias was framing Dr. Manhattan and Dr. Manhattan

2666
02:00:32,420 --> 02:00:35,660
went along with it because he did in the in the movie. Yeah. Like it's the only

2667
02:00:35,660 --> 02:00:39,900
thing he's right it's the only thing that makes any sense and so he goes along

2668
02:00:39,900 --> 02:00:43,820
with them like for humanity to come together but him to just release a squid

2669
02:00:43,820 --> 02:00:50,140
I was like that's an odd fucking choice. Yeah. I'm sure there was a reason for it. Maybe like they

2670
02:00:50,140 --> 02:00:53,340
thought it was an alien invasion. Yeah. And never really materialized so they all came

2671
02:00:53,340 --> 02:00:58,660
together but I was watching the show I'm like when did the squid attack the fuck

2672
02:00:58,660 --> 02:01:03,940
and one of the characters that was in the miniseries was there as a civilian

2673
02:01:03,940 --> 02:01:10,180
before because it said Tulsa. Yeah. And in Tulsa something that was an attack by

2674
02:01:10,180 --> 02:01:15,260
some some group that really went after every police officer at their homes so

2675
02:01:15,260 --> 02:01:20,340
to the police said that can never happen again so they they decided costume up

2676
02:01:20,340 --> 02:01:24,820
all their police officers so anyone in the Tulsa police force was it had a

2677
02:01:24,820 --> 02:01:29,740
secret identity and they were there they had the their superhero persona so no

2678
02:01:29,740 --> 02:01:34,940
one knew who the cops were right and that way they were never turned their

2679
02:01:34,940 --> 02:01:38,500
family was never targeted again their homes right so it's kind of cool like it

2680
02:01:38,500 --> 02:01:44,060
was like a legally sanctioned superhero team in Tulsa all the cops all the police

2681
02:01:44,060 --> 02:01:49,500
officers have uniform like costumes different characters whatever motifs and

2682
02:01:49,500 --> 02:01:53,940
they all just protect Tulsa I didn't know Tulsa was the biggest baddest

2683
02:01:53,940 --> 02:01:59,100
fucking city in the world to need a superhero team yeah or for every police

2684
02:01:59,100 --> 02:02:03,140
officer to be a fucking superhero but that's how it was like they were constant

2685
02:02:03,140 --> 02:02:07,620
vigilantes but they were sanctioned by the government yeah it's kind of cool it

2686
02:02:07,620 --> 02:02:12,620
was good problem but it didn't last for it didn't last for one season

2687
02:02:12,620 --> 02:02:20,140
yeah I have to go back and look at that all right other references to many

2688
02:02:20,140 --> 02:02:23,820
references to similar beings appear to be obvious references to the Abrahamic

2689
02:02:23,820 --> 02:02:27,820
supreme deity but there are sometimes revealed to be other deities in the DC

2690
02:02:27,820 --> 02:02:31,340
universe some events from Abrahamic mythology are assumed to be part of the

2691
02:02:31,340 --> 02:02:35,060
fictional timeline of the DC universe but they often involve significant

2692
02:02:35,060 --> 02:02:39,020
artistic license for example it was eclipso the original agent of God's wrath

2693
02:02:39,020 --> 02:02:42,700
who caused the mythological great flood and it was his replacement the specter

2694
02:02:42,700 --> 02:02:46,700
who unleashed the two who unleashed the ten plagues of on Egypt and later part of

2695
02:02:46,700 --> 02:02:51,580
the Red Sea for Moses the DC universe is repeatedly shown to have been created

2696
02:02:51,580 --> 02:02:54,820
via a variation of the Big Bang and human evolution through natural

2697
02:02:54,820 --> 02:02:58,940
selection yet paradoxically it also has a Garden of Eden and a version of Lilith

2698
02:02:58,940 --> 02:03:04,900
Adam's first wife in which Cain Abel and Eve tell a story of Daniel Hall

2699
02:03:04,900 --> 02:03:11,460
grandson of Carter Hall about a past and Abel says oh this what wasn't on earth

2700
02:03:11,460 --> 02:03:19,460
the what was it see oh this what wasn't on earth the the before being crushed

2701
02:03:19,460 --> 02:03:24,780
what like it's the way it like that's it because that's his dialogue where he's

2702
02:03:24,780 --> 02:03:28,420
like he was saying oh that wasn't on earth that was and then he was shut up

2703
02:03:28,420 --> 02:03:33,340
by whoever like he was trying to tell them about something right and he's like

2704
02:03:33,340 --> 02:03:38,180
none of that wasn't on earth well I eat or something yeah huh according to the

2705
02:03:38,180 --> 02:03:41,980
series Lucifer the presence has vacated his creation and his granddaughter Elaine

2706
02:03:41,980 --> 02:03:45,380
Belich has taken his place the series does not address his relationship to

2707
02:03:45,380 --> 02:03:49,660
the other aspects and its events I have largely been ignored by subsequent

2708
02:03:49,660 --> 02:03:55,980
authors and another story the fallen angel as ma as model or as modal as

2709
02:03:55,980 --> 02:04:00,060
modal try to remember the actual pronunciation for it as modal invades the

2710
02:04:00,060 --> 02:04:04,100
Silver City with an army of bull host angels and bull host yeah where they

2711
02:04:04,100 --> 02:04:07,940
have bull heads and stuff like that because think about it as ariel is the

2712
02:04:07,940 --> 02:04:12,380
one that has the eagle head mm-hmm basically design now and near on

2713
02:04:12,380 --> 02:04:17,700
neurons demons to claim the throne of God only to be told by Zario that the

2714
02:04:17,700 --> 02:04:21,740
presence was not in actuality truly sitting upon a throne in the highest

2715
02:04:21,740 --> 02:04:25,300
heaven he was part of everything and everyone part of heaven and earth and

2716
02:04:25,300 --> 02:04:30,020
perhaps even hell itself and thus could not be dethroned by any rebel or by any

2717
02:04:30,020 --> 02:04:34,380
mortal or angel as modal is stripped of his angelic powers and condemned to hell

2718
02:04:34,380 --> 02:04:39,860
by the presence to burn for eternity for his treachery like damn it's like oh

2719
02:04:39,860 --> 02:04:46,580
shit so sorry what am I up for pearl in hell blazer number 64 it has said that

2720
02:04:46,580 --> 02:04:50,580
Jesus was conceived from the Archangel Gabriel's rape of a woman named Mary

2721
02:04:50,580 --> 02:04:56,380
yes yeah and no Gaiman to the Sandman Matthews the presence angelic servants

2722
02:04:56,380 --> 02:05:00,220
are shown as residents of the Silver City a place that is stylized upon

2723
02:05:00,220 --> 02:05:04,140
paradise or heaven it was initially referred to as a separate place but has

2724
02:05:04,140 --> 02:05:08,060
since been equated with heaven within the city there are two towers at the top

2725
02:05:08,060 --> 02:05:12,500
of the tallest tower the tower of unending high is a primum mobile the

2726
02:05:12,500 --> 02:05:16,260
throne of light where God resides angels can only approach the throne if there

2727
02:05:16,260 --> 02:05:19,900
are some in there the second shorter tower contains an audience chamber where

2728
02:05:19,900 --> 02:05:26,220
the voice of God the logos can be heard Sandman's God is again not as explicitly

2729
02:05:26,220 --> 02:05:30,060
referred to by name and is in fact rarely mentioned at all save an exchange

2730
02:05:30,060 --> 02:05:33,900
between Anubis and an angel and seasons of mist oh who on whose authority and

2731
02:05:33,900 --> 02:05:39,380
the angel says whose do you think the same man series weaves an explanation

2732
02:05:39,380 --> 02:05:43,500
for the many mythical deities apart from the presence of the apart from the

2733
02:05:43,500 --> 02:05:46,980
presence in the DC universe they're described as originating in dreams realm

2734
02:05:46,980 --> 02:05:51,180
born out of people's wishes and fears they take their power from prayer sent to

2735
02:05:51,180 --> 02:05:54,620
them and die when they are no longer revered and ultimately forgotten a

2736
02:05:54,620 --> 02:05:58,860
significant character in the Sandman series is the fallen angel angel Lucifer

2737
02:05:58,860 --> 02:06:03,040
morning star who rules hell and seasons of mist he renounces his throne and

2738
02:06:03,040 --> 02:06:08,020
leaves home we've already talked about that the Lucifer series depicts gods

2739
02:06:08,020 --> 02:06:11,580
from religions other than three monotheistic Abrahamic religions

2740
02:06:11,580 --> 02:06:15,740
including formless gods dreamt up by the earliest humans before the advent of

2741
02:06:15,740 --> 02:06:19,780
language and even tiny short-lived crustacean gods originating from the

2742
02:06:19,780 --> 02:06:23,820
hopes and fears of shrimp since the end of the series the presence has

2743
02:06:23,820 --> 02:06:26,740
vacated its creation and his granddaughter Elaine bellic has taken

2744
02:06:26,740 --> 02:06:30,420
his place how this affects other aspects of the presence is yet to be seen though

2745
02:06:30,420 --> 02:06:37,300
so the presence has powers that are literally got literally godlike the

2746
02:06:37,300 --> 02:06:40,260
presence is the incarnation of the Abrahamic God in the DC universe the

2747
02:06:40,260 --> 02:06:43,900
presence has the ability to empower the various angels including the specter

2748
02:06:43,900 --> 02:06:48,540
which is an angel technically an angel which is surprising but he did have an

2749
02:06:48,540 --> 02:06:53,020
angelic name before he rebelled and repented eclipse oh and Michael de

2750
02:06:53,020 --> 02:06:57,540
Murgos the presence has resurrected the dead while the fallen angel as mo as

2751
02:06:57,540 --> 02:07:00,380
modal invaded the Silver City in an attempt to destroy the presence it was

2752
02:07:00,380 --> 02:07:03,500
stated the presence is everywhere and cannot be destroyed although the

2753
02:07:03,500 --> 02:07:08,940
presence has stated in Lucifer that he is infinite and eternal he has also said

2754
02:07:08,940 --> 02:07:15,740
that he has shaped by external forces so the writers basically it is safe to note

2755
02:07:15,740 --> 02:07:20,340
that note though that he just speaks in reference to the collective and

2756
02:07:20,340 --> 02:07:26,220
consciousness giving him shape he he at his utmost form is beyond such concepts

2757
02:07:26,220 --> 02:07:30,300
and true Santa transcends everything in volume 2 of the Lucifer series he has

2758
02:07:30,300 --> 02:07:34,620
temporarily killed or severely damaged by one of his fallen angels wielding

2759
02:07:34,620 --> 02:07:39,500
they sworn of a sword of his own creation through it though it should also

2760
02:07:39,500 --> 02:07:44,540
be noted this was an aspect of his infinite being as he even says himself

2761
02:07:44,540 --> 02:07:49,380
due to the Lucifer series being set in the vertigo universe which may or may

2762
02:07:49,380 --> 02:07:53,300
not sit apart from the main DCU this may only apply to the current vertigo

2763
02:07:53,300 --> 02:07:57,780
version of the presence and not the presence in the DCU itself although this

2764
02:07:57,780 --> 02:08:02,780
was no longer supportable since DC's the new 52 merged vertigo wildstorm and

2765
02:08:02,780 --> 02:08:06,620
milestone together this is supported by the fact that the presence is alive and

2766
02:08:06,620 --> 02:08:13,300
unchanged in the main DCU so basically he kind of technically died but not it's

2767
02:08:13,300 --> 02:08:19,780
kind of like that aspect and got destroyed but he's still there huh you know

2768
02:08:19,780 --> 02:08:24,980
yeah that's the only three characters that I got this week though okay ready

2769
02:08:24,980 --> 02:08:30,580
to move into our final section I've read it yes ready to sanity and while you

2770
02:08:30,580 --> 02:08:33,860
pass out again yeah I get it close again I don't know what happens if I got a

2771
02:08:33,860 --> 02:08:43,220
drowling is gone if that blood pressure yeah all right let's see what we got

2772
02:08:43,220 --> 02:08:51,180
today I get more sleep then all righty first one is by I'm not crazy you are

2773
02:08:51,180 --> 02:08:56,580
spurs and puts yeah it sounds bad but normally sex or any other noises at 2 a.m.

2774
02:08:56,580 --> 02:08:59,740
got ignored in my house because our kids have music that plays in the room at

2775
02:08:59,740 --> 02:09:03,340
night and it is in the past always drowned out even loudest of my moans

2776
02:09:03,340 --> 02:09:08,620
during sex gross on rare occasion even screams but she makes sure to put that

2777
02:09:08,620 --> 02:09:15,020
rare rare occasions so long as all doors are shut edit because she's put it this

2778
02:09:15,020 --> 02:09:18,820
is the kind of person she is she puts edit in the middle of the stories Lord

2779
02:09:18,820 --> 02:09:23,020
this is give this is a given where they are located in the house we don't live

2780
02:09:23,020 --> 02:09:27,540
in a tiny apartment so on top of this our kids tend to sleep through the train

2781
02:09:27,540 --> 02:09:31,020
through they will sleep through a train wreck but not this day I thought you

2782
02:09:31,020 --> 02:09:34,780
would say she went to a train wreck and she went through a train yes the heckly

2783
02:09:34,780 --> 02:09:41,740
last night me and my husband had sex and I didn't finish as I normally would so I

2784
02:09:41,740 --> 02:09:47,980
get tired so I tried to get off using the wand and watching something with

2785
02:09:47,980 --> 02:09:52,140
another edit I'm not reading the edits though anymore because they're just

2786
02:09:52,140 --> 02:09:55,300
pointing she's trying to justify everything that she put in the post

2787
02:09:55,300 --> 02:09:59,520
originally so but I couldn't find my headphones in the dark and told my

2788
02:09:59,520 --> 02:10:02,820
husband to try to go to sleep since he has to go to work early so I didn't want

2789
02:10:02,820 --> 02:10:08,060
to turn on the light and look around for them so as not to disrupt his wind down

2790
02:10:08,060 --> 02:10:12,540
after he got a whole she fucking wore him out so I decided to watch on the

2791
02:10:12,540 --> 02:10:16,700
lowest light setting and a lower volume low enough that it's nowhere near as

2792
02:10:16,700 --> 02:10:19,380
loud as whenever we actually do have sex but loud enough that you could

2793
02:10:19,380 --> 02:10:22,460
understand what they were saying I'm getting close whenever I hear something

2794
02:10:22,460 --> 02:10:27,580
in the hallway and pause the video my husband asked what what was up and I

2795
02:10:27,580 --> 02:10:31,140
said I heard something so he just said he'd get up and check it out so that I

2796
02:10:31,140 --> 02:10:35,540
could finish and not have to start over good Jesus I'm out you should at least

2797
02:10:35,540 --> 02:10:40,140
stop entirely and see what's going on it's like I heard it oh let's go back to

2798
02:10:40,140 --> 02:10:44,660
jacking off well he's gone for about a minute or so and in this time I quickly

2799
02:10:44,660 --> 02:10:48,180
finish until he comes back in immediately after and informed me that

2800
02:10:48,180 --> 02:10:52,700
our oldest five was out of bed and now back in their room wondering why mom was

2801
02:10:52,700 --> 02:10:56,500
awake and watching videos with people making funny noise and saying oh yeah

2802
02:10:56,500 --> 02:11:01,900
why Lord my stomach dropped and we both panicked as to what to say because

2803
02:11:01,900 --> 02:11:05,100
we've never dealt with this before because it clearly wasn't us making the

2804
02:11:05,100 --> 02:11:10,360
noises so we couldn't say it was say that it was because he sent them back to

2805
02:11:10,360 --> 02:11:15,620
the bed we formulated for a minute and then when he got back in bed I got up

2806
02:11:15,620 --> 02:11:19,260
and went in and told my kid that I was watching massage videos to learn how to

2807
02:11:19,260 --> 02:11:25,420
give better massages there are scared they were skeptical at first and asked

2808
02:11:25,420 --> 02:11:30,140
what a massage was so I said I'd show them and I really quick and I just

2809
02:11:30,140 --> 02:11:33,460
massage their shoulders for a second I was like that's a massage feels good

2810
02:11:33,460 --> 02:11:37,540
right that's why the people were saying oh yeah because it feels good they were

2811
02:11:37,540 --> 02:11:44,380
like okay why I don't believe you bitch I just told them so I give them to daddy

2812
02:11:44,380 --> 02:11:49,940
whenever his back hurts until then to go back to sleep I got back to bed and just

2813
02:11:49,940 --> 02:11:55,820
decided to collapse into myself like a dying star and fell asleep please God

2814
02:11:55,820 --> 02:12:00,700
don't let don't let them repeat this encounter to anyone and then there's

2815
02:12:00,700 --> 02:12:06,060
like a fuck ton of edits for the story and I'm not going through all those

2816
02:12:06,060 --> 02:12:09,580
edits of a lot I want to make sure you we had the full context of what was

2817
02:12:09,580 --> 02:12:18,740
going on I guess yes next one is by Lord makes a lot Lord makes a lot I think I

2818
02:12:18,740 --> 02:12:24,540
know where that comes from though which from that isn't it makes a lot the one

2819
02:12:24,540 --> 02:12:30,620
that sings my anaconda don't want them I don't know I'm pretty sure do I think

2820
02:12:30,620 --> 02:12:35,500
that is Lord makes a lot so this person puts a couple of months ago I got I met

2821
02:12:35,500 --> 02:12:39,180
a guy online and we agreed to meet up I went to his place which was in a

2822
02:12:39,180 --> 02:12:42,660
perfectly nice part of town but a little out of the way from where I live his

2823
02:12:42,660 --> 02:12:47,020
apartment was lovely he had a cute cat and importantly he was the same guy as

2824
02:12:47,020 --> 02:12:51,580
the photos in his profile yay and quite handsome to boot but enough with the

2825
02:12:51,580 --> 02:12:56,660
preamble this wasn't a date this was a hookup and after the plan sure he's

2826
02:12:56,660 --> 02:13:00,820
we're done we started making out and getting handsy not too much longer I

2827
02:13:00,820 --> 02:13:04,820
dropped to my knees and started unbuttoning his pants this is whenever

2828
02:13:04,820 --> 02:13:09,060
the fuck I've happened now this guy's penis was totally normal nice size and

2829
02:13:09,060 --> 02:13:13,420
shape definitely bigger than average circumcised which is usually unusual

2830
02:13:13,420 --> 02:13:18,660
where I come from but not weird at all well groomed but it had one feature that

2831
02:13:18,660 --> 02:13:26,420
I had never seen before he had two holes where we had piercing one where urethra

2832
02:13:26,420 --> 02:13:32,460
typically is in the other above at the top of his head yeah my reaction to

2833
02:13:32,460 --> 02:13:35,380
seeing the extra hole must have been pretty apparent because he immediately

2834
02:13:35,380 --> 02:13:41,260
started explaining what it was it's what's known as a duplicate urethra and

2835
02:13:41,260 --> 02:13:47,220
in his case it was non-functional it was incomplete which effectively means it

2836
02:13:47,220 --> 02:13:51,440
wasn't got connected to anything and that way it was pretty common I have

2837
02:13:51,440 --> 02:13:56,260
since learned that one I have since learned that about one and two hundred

2838
02:13:56,260 --> 02:14:01,540
boys are born with this in some form okay I've never heard of this what in

2839
02:14:01,540 --> 02:14:06,940
200 yeah it's I don't know me we do it was guys you talk about you dick all

2840
02:14:06,940 --> 02:14:10,900
the time that's never kind of been a conversation and I got two kiss holes

2841
02:14:10,900 --> 02:14:16,980
how about that Jesus Christ not at all not all end up with two holes in the

2842
02:14:16,980 --> 02:14:23,180
head of their dicks but it's not uncommon huh yes what hey let her heard

2843
02:14:23,180 --> 02:14:26,740
of it I really appreciated him explaining it to me but I could tell he

2844
02:14:26,740 --> 02:14:31,300
was weary weary of having to do it and it pretty much killed the vibe we

2845
02:14:31,300 --> 02:14:35,220
continued I finished him off with a blowjob but it lost the sexiness and

2846
02:14:35,220 --> 02:14:39,660
excitement that then I started out with now here's my explanation of what

2847
02:14:39,660 --> 02:14:45,420
happened here he had a piercing as you said yeah and he had to come up with a

2848
02:14:45,420 --> 02:14:50,780
reason as to why this existed and she's a gullible person and believed it

2849
02:14:50,780 --> 02:14:56,860
probably it's the only thing I could I've never heard of this you know next

2850
02:14:56,860 --> 02:15:01,340
one is by employment okay five nine two seven spurs and puts I work at a pet

2851
02:15:01,340 --> 02:15:05,540
store and working in retail I have enough stories in their own I was

2852
02:15:05,540 --> 02:15:08,660
covering the register while the rest of my co-workers and managers were in

2853
02:15:08,660 --> 02:15:12,580
another aisle I grow around my age and her mother came in and they walked to my

2854
02:15:12,580 --> 02:15:15,940
side of the register and the daughter puts a bag on the counter I snack size

2855
02:15:15,940 --> 02:15:20,980
it blogged I don't know why it's so tired again God take it man with a dead

2856
02:15:20,980 --> 02:15:25,700
bait a fish in it I just stared down at it completely stunned like literally too

2857
02:15:25,700 --> 02:15:30,180
stunned to speak the mother says we bought this fish a few days ago when it

2858
02:15:30,180 --> 02:15:36,340
already died but we able to return it and I just look at her so genuinely

2859
02:15:36,340 --> 02:15:41,100
flabbergasted my daughter's really upset about it the fish was only a few days

2860
02:15:41,100 --> 02:15:45,860
old so I let out a huff and a nervous laughter it was my first response and the

2861
02:15:45,860 --> 02:15:50,060
only thing my brain could come up with as a response was I'm so sorry it

2862
02:15:50,060 --> 02:15:55,940
wasn't funny but it kind of is let me ask my manager so hey Ty I didn't mean

2863
02:15:55,940 --> 02:16:00,700
to laugh at her it was just my response out of nerves it took everything in me

2864
02:16:00,700 --> 02:16:04,940
not to laugh in this poor morning girl's face over a dead fish in the snack baggie

2865
02:16:04,940 --> 02:16:09,740
jeez I walked over to where my managers were asked them in the midst of laughter

2866
02:16:09,740 --> 02:16:13,580
what the policy is for dead animals thankfully my manager handled it from

2867
02:16:13,580 --> 02:16:19,380
there on because I couldn't for the life of me keep it together so he laughs in

2868
02:16:19,380 --> 02:16:23,580
this poor little girl's face about her fish and I am fuck you damn fish and he

2869
02:16:23,580 --> 02:16:32,380
fucking sucks with about next one is by mm cat the MMK 80 it's person pits my

2870
02:16:32,380 --> 02:16:36,300
mom spontaneously made dinner for my girlfriend and me and brought it over

2871
02:16:36,300 --> 02:16:40,860
together with some fresh paprika peppers I'm assuming bell peppers that usually

2872
02:16:40,860 --> 02:16:45,540
go with the food she made I go to the kitchen and throw the food in the oven

2873
02:16:45,540 --> 02:16:49,780
to warm it up and cut up the peppers girlfriend walks in and she says oh your

2874
02:16:49,780 --> 02:16:55,580
mom says these are really spicy so she can't eat them oh they're really spicy

2875
02:16:55,580 --> 02:17:01,860
and starts coughing after a bite me okay maybe not the right choice for dinner

2876
02:17:01,860 --> 02:17:06,660
then I'll put them in the fridge for some other time also I'll just go to

2877
02:17:06,660 --> 02:17:11,180
the toilet real quick food should be ready and about should be ready right now

2878
02:17:11,180 --> 02:17:18,740
BRB who says BRB in a conversation oh a murderer ask me how I found out that

2879
02:17:18,740 --> 02:17:24,940
them peppers are spicy as fuck about your dick about two minutes into

2880
02:17:24,940 --> 02:17:30,900
dinner had to go cold shower my dick and balls for around ten minutes he's really

2881
02:17:30,900 --> 02:17:37,940
soaping and scraping listen learned what if we learn not to grab your dick

2882
02:17:37,940 --> 02:17:44,220
what you're touching free hands after such a food yeah I don't know what the

2883
02:17:44,220 --> 02:17:53,060
next one is by hey what the F I feel a was yes press puts well literally

2884
02:17:53,060 --> 02:17:58,460
sitting at work with a damp pee stained backside as I type this I a 30 year old

2885
02:17:58,460 --> 02:18:01,700
male went to the restroom and sat down to do my business I get the fuck out of

2886
02:18:01,700 --> 02:18:04,300
the damn chair before you ruin it and what I want to get the fuck out of the

2887
02:18:04,300 --> 02:18:09,700
chair before doing my business this particular toilet I'm a toilet at my

2888
02:18:09,700 --> 02:18:13,580
office is rather elevated and large and it's kind of awkward yet comfortable to

2889
02:18:13,580 --> 02:18:17,940
sit on well I guess I didn't sit back far enough and that makes sense and my

2890
02:18:17,940 --> 02:18:24,300
dangus was positioned kind of in an upward position between my thighs what

2891
02:18:24,300 --> 02:18:34,820
hmm I'm trying to figure out what I was saying again it says I see where was it

2892
02:18:34,820 --> 02:18:40,060
am I dangus was positioned kind of in an opera an upward position between my

2893
02:18:40,060 --> 02:18:47,100
thighs as he sat down on the toilet and dangus the dick or your desk dick

2894
02:18:47,100 --> 02:18:52,260
positioned at an upward angle so he's hard as a rock put it up against a fucking

2895
02:18:52,260 --> 02:18:59,140
little you know the forward like the strap hold it right there

2896
02:18:59,140 --> 02:19:03,740
something like that I didn't notice this whenever I started peeing and the stream

2897
02:19:03,740 --> 02:19:07,460
managed to clear the toilet bowl rim and land directly in my dropped trousers and

2898
02:19:07,460 --> 02:19:12,860
underwear hey yeah I panicked removed the soil underwear and took it to my car

2899
02:19:12,860 --> 02:19:17,300
thankfully I was the only person in the office at the time now I'm wearing my

2900
02:19:17,300 --> 02:19:22,540
buttoned shirt untucked so I can cover my wet backside I feel like a fucking

2901
02:19:22,540 --> 02:19:25,060
idiot hmm I would too if you pissed on your own

2902
02:19:25,060 --> 02:19:32,700
pants yeah I'm from a man telling myself next one is by designer cooch

2903
02:19:34,140 --> 02:19:41,780
that wakes you up barely a designer cooch fuck is going on man I'm at work

2904
02:19:41,780 --> 02:19:46,220
and I had to pee another person that had to pee I do as any normal person does

2905
02:19:46,220 --> 02:19:50,220
and go to the bathroom whenever I step inside I'm absolutely curb stomp by the

2906
02:19:50,220 --> 02:19:55,900
worst smelling ass eating shit or something I don't like that I see the

2907
02:19:55,900 --> 02:20:00,900
current staunch it's brutal as fuck yeah by the worst smelling ass cannons this

2908
02:20:00,900 --> 02:20:05,460
shit stench I've ever smelled this bathroom had multiple air fresheners

2909
02:20:05,460 --> 02:20:11,180
that only had that made this poop assassin agent worse I audibly and quite

2910
02:20:11,180 --> 02:20:17,460
loudly go holy shit what did you eat I have assumed no one no one else is in

2911
02:20:17,460 --> 02:20:25,580
there I was wrong this person still think shit Jesus I had consumed I had assumed

2912
02:20:25,580 --> 02:20:29,300
no one else is in there I was wrong the culprit speaks up and quite timidly goes

2913
02:20:29,300 --> 02:20:35,580
oh I'm sorry Jimmy's I got shit all the damn floor and she steps out and this

2914
02:20:35,580 --> 02:20:42,500
tiny little old lady just fucking drop her deuces huh I pretend it wasn't me

2915
02:20:42,500 --> 02:20:48,580
who said it I'm the only one in there over there fast forward to ten minutes

2916
02:20:48,580 --> 02:20:53,180
give or take pointy I don't know later and I'm approached by at my desk by

2917
02:20:53,180 --> 02:20:57,460
none other than the booty bandit herself because she needs to check out the booty

2918
02:20:57,460 --> 02:21:00,780
bandit it's awkward we both pretend the interaction never happened though I

2919
02:21:00,780 --> 02:21:07,700
wouldn't blame her all righty next one is by Luna DDLC

2920
02:21:07,700 --> 02:21:11,740
first and puts I'm an American and a few years ago I went to Costa Rica with my

2921
02:21:11,740 --> 02:21:15,820
family unfortunately a week before the trip I was horribly constipated

2922
02:21:15,820 --> 02:21:21,100
causing me to look very very bloated just in time for swimsuits a few days

2923
02:21:21,100 --> 02:21:25,180
before Costa Rica I was used in the restroom a bit but not enough to feel

2924
02:21:25,180 --> 02:21:30,660
and look less bloated whenever I got to Costa Rica the first two days were great

2925
02:21:30,660 --> 02:21:33,940
and I used the restroom a decent amount but not enough to expel the unholy

2926
02:21:33,940 --> 02:21:38,140
unholy mountain and reside inside of me on the third day though I was having

2927
02:21:38,140 --> 02:21:41,420
dinner with family and the conversation went to being sick and my mom started

2928
02:21:41,420 --> 02:21:45,500
talking about how you can't drink tap water outside of the US because your

2929
02:21:45,500 --> 02:21:49,540
stomach wouldn't be able to handle it and you'd spend hours in the back of her

2930
02:21:49,540 --> 02:21:53,420
blow your whole asshole out right we drink this water that's a perfect

2931
02:21:53,420 --> 02:21:59,660
warning in Mexico what I took away from this was that it would expel all brown

2932
02:21:59,660 --> 02:22:03,780
abominations from inside my stomach but I didn't even consider that she wasn't

2933
02:22:03,780 --> 02:22:09,260
just talking about number two but also throwing up I've had I've had a fear of

2934
02:22:09,260 --> 02:22:13,580
puking ever since I was 10 and I was put under for an ear surgery whenever I woke

2935
02:22:13,580 --> 02:22:16,780
up from the surgery the first thing I did was pound down a Chipotle burrito in

2936
02:22:16,780 --> 02:22:21,700
the car which was not my brightest idea when I arrived home puked all over the

2937
02:22:21,700 --> 02:22:25,700
driveway for a consecutive minute and it was the worst thing ever back to the

2938
02:22:25,700 --> 02:22:30,060
story whenever I was home alone I pounded cups and cups of tap water

2939
02:22:30,060 --> 02:22:35,020
pounded I felt fine for the rest of the day two days later though well minus all

2940
02:22:35,020 --> 02:22:38,980
the horrible details I'll just spend saying I spent one consecutive minute

2941
02:22:38,980 --> 02:22:48,140
puking again now from Costa Rican water don't drink water has the US okay next

2942
02:22:48,140 --> 02:22:52,460
one is by Boba tea thanks this person puts today I screwed up by swallowing a

2943
02:22:52,460 --> 02:22:56,940
tiny pill without water and it ended up lodging in my throat for hours I've

2944
02:22:56,940 --> 02:22:59,900
taken pills without water before especially during my chemo and radiation

2945
02:22:59,900 --> 02:23:04,220
treatments two years ago sometimes I had to wake up to 11 pills in the morning

2946
02:23:04,220 --> 02:23:07,860
and if I drink water consistently I never had a problem swallowing a cup

2947
02:23:07,860 --> 02:23:11,060
of water in a row before sipping water and yes I drank a ton of water throughout

2948
02:23:11,060 --> 02:23:15,020
the day this time however was different I felt the pill get stuck in the back of

2949
02:23:15,020 --> 02:23:17,980
my throat and despite drinking an entire glass of water it won't budge

2950
02:23:17,980 --> 02:23:22,440
desperate I found Chad GPT's suggestion of eating soft food but the pill remains

2951
02:23:22,440 --> 02:23:26,380
stubbornly anchored in the back of my throat for well felt like an eternity it

2952
02:23:26,380 --> 02:23:29,340
was a small pill so it wasn't worried about breathing or anything but the

2953
02:23:29,340 --> 02:23:32,700
discomfort was intense imagine the feeling of almost choking on something

2954
02:23:32,700 --> 02:23:37,100
and needing to cough but for hours to end not being able to to make matters

2955
02:23:37,100 --> 02:23:41,340
worse I had a one-on-one meeting with my boss during the ordeal I didn't mention

2956
02:23:41,340 --> 02:23:44,460
the thing just hope that he wouldn't notice my watery eyes from the constant

2957
02:23:44,460 --> 02:23:47,940
discomfort eventually after hours of this torture the pill finally dislodged

2958
02:23:47,940 --> 02:23:51,220
but I learned my lesson always drink water with pills no matter what

2959
02:23:51,220 --> 02:23:56,020
we'll gel pills yeah what the Advils and stuff

2960
02:23:56,020 --> 02:24:02,660
but the garbage man and the last one for today no bit three eight five four this

2961
02:24:02,660 --> 02:24:06,540
person puts last Saturday my boss Jorge and if I did some of us over for a

2962
02:24:06,540 --> 02:24:12,940
barbecue Jorge and I don't we have good for a barbecue I don't know what the

2963
02:24:12,940 --> 02:24:16,700
fuck's going on with me what the hell I'm supposed to drowsy for no no fuck

2964
02:24:16,700 --> 02:24:21,260
everything was chill good food drinks and laughs for his daughter was around

2965
02:24:21,260 --> 02:24:25,780
nine was running around talking about Easter so thinking she already knew the

2966
02:24:25,780 --> 02:24:29,700
deal I said Natalie you don't have don't still believe in the Easter bunny right

2967
02:24:29,700 --> 02:24:35,260
expecting some laughs instead she looked shocked then burst into tears cue the

2968
02:24:35,260 --> 02:24:40,460
death stares from Jorge and his wife Jorge went to comfort her leaving me

2969
02:24:40,460 --> 02:24:44,060
standing there like a total idiot the rest of the barbecue was awkward as hell

2970
02:24:44,060 --> 02:24:47,900
eventually Jorge suggested that I head out early so I did feeling like the

2971
02:24:47,900 --> 02:24:52,980
biggest jerk ever on Monday I was sure I was getting fired but Jorge didn't say a

2972
02:24:52,980 --> 02:24:56,380
word about it two days later he pulled me aside and braves for the worst and

2973
02:24:56,380 --> 02:25:00,300
said he told me that what I had done led to a good talk with Natalie about

2974
02:25:00,300 --> 02:25:05,140
growing up in truths he laughed it said but seriously leave Santa out of it and

2975
02:25:05,140 --> 02:25:09,740
and things went back to normal so yeah I messed up but maybe it wasn't all that

2976
02:25:09,740 --> 02:25:17,580
bad hmm so hey he fucked up the horny basically he fucked up or his daughter

2977
02:25:17,580 --> 02:25:22,580
man what you're doing with my daughter hey just fucking lied to her over didn't

2978
02:25:22,580 --> 02:25:27,500
lie to her total the truth basically she was like fuck all that and my me huh are

2979
02:25:27,500 --> 02:25:34,460
you fuck with her come on this day that's all I'm got for kid day around and I

2980
02:25:34,460 --> 02:25:37,460
don't know what the fuck's going on with me I'm gonna nap or something

2981
02:25:37,460 --> 02:25:42,540
Jesus what is wrong with me well with that we will see you guys on the next

2982
02:25:42,540 --> 02:26:09,140
one and we'll talk to you next week bye bye