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Hello and welcome back to the podcast.

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I'm Michael.

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I'm Noé.

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movies, games, comic books, anime, and more weekly.

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We appreciate you being here and hope you enjoy the show.

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Okay.

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So today I'm going to talk about the M. Night Shyamalan trilogy, the East Rail 177 trilogy,

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which is his take on the superhero genre.

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And so it started all the way back in 2000 with the first movie called Unbreakable starring

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Bruce Willis and Samuel L. Jackson.

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And basically the movie is all under the premise of a character named Elijah Price.

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I think his last name is Price.

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If I'm wrong, I'm sorry.

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I just know him as his other name, his supervillain name.

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So Elijah Price was born with this, he came out of the womb with two broken legs and two

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broken arms.

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He has this disability that makes his bones as brittle as glass.

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And he has the tamest version of it, type one.

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There's type two all the way up to four and fours don't last very long.

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So he said he had 34 breaks in his life or something.

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And so he's got to be very careful.

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He walks around with a limp and he owns a comic book shop that sells really high end

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comic book art, the real, the biggest, the highest bidders and all that.

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The real swanky stuff.

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The first printing of the-

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Not the metal things that you hang on to your wall.

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Not the fucking dollar bins, but the actual high art.

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I think he sells the art that they draw first as the concept.

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Because when they draw artwork, they always draw on a bigger canvas and then they shrink

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it down for the actual compact size.

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So he has the big ones and he's like, this guy was going to buy it for his kid, right?

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And Price didn't know that because he's like, oh, my son's going to love this.

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Like, come again, sir?

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And he's like, oh, my son, he's four years old and get this for his birthday.

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I'm sorry.

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You must confuse this with the fucking toys, toys are us.

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This is art, sir.

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Get the fuck out of my shop.

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You fucking throws them out.

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You have to have an appointment to be there.

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So anyway, he has this theory that if there's one of him at one end of the evolutionary

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spectrum being so weak, so easy to illness, so easy to break, there must be somebody on

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the other end that is unbreakable.

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Someone that doesn't get sick, someone that doesn't get hurt, someone that doesn't get

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ill, however he says sick, but just someone that's not him.

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Like it just like that's just it formulates in his fucking mind forever.

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Like this, like, because he has to know that this is probably like believable because like,

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I guess it would make sense.

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Like if there's one on one end, there has to be one on the other end.

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Right.

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Evolutionary wise, I think I guess evolution is gonna work that way, doesn't it?

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It like branches and mutates like a fucking tree.

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Generally, yeah, but they're like usually the weaker ones are the ones that die.

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Like the other limbs break off.

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So I guess it's a really like a tree.

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We go up, we have various branches, but the main set is the main gene pool is the tree,

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the trunk, the separate mutation.

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You have oddities on the ends.

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Right.

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And then like the ones that like are the strongest continue on with the tree, the ones that are

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not die away.

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That might not be the best analogy.

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That was a tree because I mean, we're all one just fucking one shaft up.

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We're all shaft.

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We were all fucking in breath.

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That's what it sounds like.

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Fucking looping as tree.

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The branches come back.

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No, it's not a house of the dragon.

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So Lord.

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So he tried like one day there's an accident on the Philadelphia train.

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East rail 177.

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Everybody dead.

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Except for one survivor.

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And not only is he the survivor, he is completely unhurt.

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The only other survivor when they did this really well in the movie, they put him at

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the end in the background of the hospital where they're like they're like they triaged

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everyone with that everybody.

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And the other side was in front of the frame, like a little bit like fuzzy.

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So you know, he wasn't in the main for he wasn't the main focus.

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The main focus is the main character, David Dunn talking to the doctor.

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He's like, because the doctor's asking all these questions like, did you stand up in

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the train?

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Did you go to the bathroom?

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Did you do this?

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Did you do that?

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And he's like, why are you asking me all these questions?

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Well, because as of right now, there's only two survivors on this train.

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The man over there and he points to the guy over there and the man's fucking bleeding

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now.

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You can see like blood started to cover the things.

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Fucking head is caved in.

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You know, it's PG 13.

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So he's telling you what's happened to him.

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You don't see any of it.

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And like in you, who's completely unhurt.

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There's not a scratch on you.

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Not a bruise.

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And like the doctor was like, God dang medical miracle.

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And so David Dunn, so Elijah realizes that David Dunn is that other one.

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And he tries to, he invites David Dunn to the, he's called limited editions, his comic

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book shop.

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And he tried to convince him that he is a superhero, that comic books and hieroglyphics

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and all that was an actual history of a time where people of extraordinary powers really

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existed that even though like stuff like that get exaggerated in comic books all the time,

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there was like a grain of truth back in the day.

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Like someone that could maybe dive deeper than a normal person or could, I don't know,

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jump higher or just be stronger.

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Just something like beyond normal.

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Kind of like saying that myths actually had that truth through them.

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Like a tiny, yeah, tiny piece of piece of truth that was exaggerated because there's

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all stories that get exaggerated to be sound more entertaining.

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So he tried to convince David Dunn that he's the one.

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And he tried to give David Dunn all these theories.

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And at the time David Dunn is having, his marriage is falling apart.

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He was in New York to get another job as a security guard.

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His son and him are like sleeping on the same bed because the wife is like, they're sleeping

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in separate rooms, but they only have that many rooms.

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And so his life is in shambles and he's like his life, he doesn't know what he's wanting

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to do with his life.

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Like he's kind of like at a crossroads.

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And Elijah's like, so what do you do David, right before David leaves?

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And he's like, I'm a security guard.

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And that's another tick in his box.

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Like, oh, of all the things you could be doing David, all these millions of jobs, you decided

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to do a job where you protect people.

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And he's like, it's just my job, ba ba ba.

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And so he keeps trying to prove to David that he is the guy, that he's a superhero.

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So he's trying to keep ticking on these boxes.

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And David does have, aside from, so David basically has, he's unbreakable.

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Like he does not get hurt, which makes me wonder about his, like, how do you got his

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flu shots and stuff?

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Like, his like vaccination shots, how the fucking pierced that motherfucker in.

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And logically, you know, I always do that.

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I shouldn't do that.

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I should just enjoy, like, you know, the, the special disbelief, but like, hey, well,

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how do you get fucking, you know, his vaccination shots?

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They couldn't break through the fucking skin.

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Unvaccinated, but it's fine.

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I guess he is, he came out fine.

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So he's like, he's like, he has this actual ability beyond just like, so beyond endurance

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and strength.

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Cause I don't think he's that fit.

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Like he's fucking probably gets tired running like, damn, I'm exhausted.

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I know he's got strength and super strength or enhanced strength, not super, enhanced

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strength and like actual like superhuman durability.

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That train would have killed anybody.

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If I remember that movie from a Spider-Man far from home, he gets hit by that fucking

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bullet train.

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Shit almost fucking kills him.

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So he has this ability.

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It's like a psychic, like, I don't know how to explain it.

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Like if he bumps into a person, he has a physical contact with him.

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He gets an image from them.

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If they've ever done something bad, like actually bad, like during the, the walk around the,

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cause he works at a stadium as a security guard, he bumps into this lady and he realized

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that his lady beats the shit out of her son.

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I'm like, God dang.

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And you get a quick flash of her like, shut the fuck up Timmy.

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And then he keeps walking and he bumps into this guy and he gets this image of like, you

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don't see what the image is.

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He just turns around and looks at the guy, looks back and he tells the other security

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guards that start doing pat downs before they go in.

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And Elijah Price is like, what did you do that for?

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He's like, sometimes guys like to carry during the game and you know, with the alcohol, guns

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and alcohol aren't the best mix.

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And he tried to like get him to elaborate a little bit more.

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He's like, I don't know.

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I saw like, it's like a silver gun with a black grip.

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It's just a quick image.

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And Elijah notices the guy out there and he tries to follow him.

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Like, excuse me sir, I got a question for you.

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You have a gun with a black grip.

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I just realized like how you would ask somebody, you got a gun on you?

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He tries to follow the guy.

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The guy dips into the subway.

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If fucking Elijah tries to follow him, he, by the way, he has a cane made of glass.

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So if the cane breaks, his bones will break.

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So he tried to follow him down the subway and he fucking trips and falls, breaks like

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fucking every bone in his fucking body.

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The fucking cane breaks immediately.

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The guy sees him like pathetic.

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And he, that's the look I get when he sees the guy's like, what a pathetic human being.

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And he fucking jumps over the railing like, kind of like a, like his, his jacket was one

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of those, uh, not leather, like plastic like ish type of material.

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Like kind of like a rain poncho, but it's a jacket.

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He jumps into like a fucking Batman from the, like, you know, like jump over Cape thing.

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And you see right in this fucking belt is a fucking silver gun with a black grip.

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And Elijah's like, yes.

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My theory.

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He had to prove it like to him, the theory was more important than his own body.

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Cause he had, he has to know that there is a such a thing as another person on the other

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end of the spectrum.

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And so eventually this stuff starts getting to David and he's like, maybe, maybe, maybe.

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And he starts like bench pressing, he ends up like bench pressing like 450 pounds.

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I think in the, in the, uh, the deleted scene from the movie, I read somewhere that he's

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benched like 590 or something.

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So he was like, he's strong, but not like superhumanly.

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So, uh, he, he starts believing and eventually, uh, he gets convinced by Elijah price that,

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okay, so this stuff is true.

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I believe you because well, not before that he tried to, he kept trying to deny it, right?

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By saying like he got injured in, uh, he used to be a famous, famous football star in high

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school, in, uh, in college, like, like, you know, Superman, when he was in college, the

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same type of thing, just a higher level human being playing a sport.

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And uh, so he was like, they thought he was superhuman on the field, which of course he

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was and he got injured.

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He got allegedly he apparently what happened was there was a car crash and his girlfriend

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that got injured.

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And he just also said that he got injured because his wife was his girlfriend became

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his wife is like a physical therapist and she can't stand the idea of football because

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it, you know, it's the, uh, the whole goal is to hurt and all this and that.

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became a football star.

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So he loved her so much that he gave up his football career and pretended to have an injury

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all those years ago because they have a flashback where he got thrown out of the fucking car

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by like fucking 20 feet.

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So he gets up like, what the fuck happened up on the fucking concrete?

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The car is flipped over.

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His girlfriend Audrey is underneath the fucking, uh, like she's in the car and she's still

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the seatbelt so she's upside down.

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He notices there's no cars in nearby.

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So he fucking pulls the whole door off of the hinges with his bare hands and just rips

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it off to pull her out.

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So he's like, well, you can just like the straining against the, just fucking ram, pulls

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that bitch out.

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And so, uh, he remembers that because I guess like he forgot or he just, he just like repressed

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it almost.

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Yeah.

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Like just didn't want to deal with it anymore and decided that you wanted to be with his

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wife even though they were getting like a divorce, but then I have went to the movie,

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they're getting back together slowly.

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So I guess they, they, they reconciled.

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And so he finally did.

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And so after that he tells him he got injured, but then he wasn't injured, but he also tells

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him when he was seven, this was what he did.

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He really repressed when he was like seven years old in the same school that his son

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goes to.

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Uh, this old lady tells him like, Oh, I remember you.

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You remember when you almost drowned in our school?

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Because apparently they had to do, they had to change the rules of the school, uh, pool

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area because of what happened to David.

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A bunch of older kids had grabbed him and started dunking him in the, uh, the pool for

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fun and they didn't realize that he drank a whole bunch of water and was drowning.

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And he told that to Elijah.

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Elijah verified it most likely.

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And at that point, even after they knew the injury was fake, I think I can't remember

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if he told them like, uh, you never got injured, did you David?

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And he's like, yes, I did.

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I was like, but you did you?

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Like, well, maybe not.

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Uh, the, the, him drowning really happened and he, you know, news reports and all that.

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And so he, so Elijah is fucking despondent.

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Like, fuck.

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So maybe he is at the guy because that's one X on his fucking tick on his list.

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And so he's at a comic book shop and you know this comic book shop, this is a regular one,

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right?

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This guy's in the back like, Hey, like we're close, we're close 10 minutes ago.

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Just pick whatever, man.

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You don't be jacking off to the Japanese comics, man.

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I swear.

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And, uh, he, the guy tried to get him out and he keeps like messing with the guy.

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He keeps like, cause he's in a wheelchair now.

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He keeps fucking turning it.

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So it's smashed into a bunch of like, uh, shelves and stuff.

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And he does it three times.

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The guy's like, I'm done with this, man.

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I'm calling the cops.

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And so when he leaves, he notices a comic book on the floor on his lap that fell down

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from the rack and he's like, uh, Oh, I need to buy this.

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And he realizes like David, like, of course, I didn't know what I think about.

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I didn't think about it before you drowning.

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It must be your weakness.

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Like apparently David done his weakness is water.

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Like he can't swim, I'm guessing.

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And if he does try to swim, like he has this weird thing where he like just water just

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goes into his mouth.

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I don't know about it.

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Just like affects him.

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I don't know.

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I don't know if like the rain, cause it's Philadelphia fucking pouring all the time.

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The rain or taking a shower weakens him.

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But like for some reason, water is his weakness.

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I didn't get the, kind of like the Luffy thing with the, the devil fruits.

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Like, is it all water or is it just sea water?

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So the same with Don, like water just weakens him down.

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And uh, so, uh, so he realized that's his superhero weakness.

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And so now that he knows David is this and that, that he didn't injure himself, so he's

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already been hurt.

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He really is the thing, the person that he thinks he is.

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And then David finally believes him a hundred percent.

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He's like, what do I do now, Elijah?

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It's like, go to, go to where there are people.

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And uh, the next part, it's not like a comic book.

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So he goes to this fucking, uh, uh, subway station, it looks like, uh, and uh, does Philadelphia

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have a subway station?

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Okay.

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So they go to this fucking big ass like subway station and he starts like pulling his hands

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out and he starts feeling people.

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And like one person, the one lady, by the way, when he does this, when it cuts to them,

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like the whole, the whole scene is black, like lower, lower color texture.

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And but the person doing the crime has a bright something.

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Like one woman has got a bright red jacket when she steals his fucking necklace.

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Another guy is wearing a bright yellow shirt when he bashes this black woman's skull.

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He's like, go back to Africa.

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I'm like, oh God.

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Another guy's like, uh, this one was the darkest one.

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It was like, uh, it was real ominous how fucking quiet it was too.

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Like he bumps into this kid, this college kid and just seemed like, uh, it's one of

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those top down camera scenes into a room and this, this girl's knocked out in bed and he's

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like, what's your name?

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You look tired.

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You sleepy?

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Then he fucking gets up and he closes the door behind him like, Oh, you know exactly

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what happened.

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Yeah.

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And he had like a bright, uh, like they all had bright colored, uh, clothes.

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I like that concept cause David Duns is dark green and he was a rain poncho cause it was

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protected from the weakness of water.

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Apparently subconsciously he just wore it.

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Basically.

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Yeah.

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Like he was sometimes he wears a rain poncho.

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Like maybe he knew like with water made him weak.

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He must hate showers or he must fucking choose a shower with sand or some shit.

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I don't know.

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You're seeing like when they wave with sand, it's weird.

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I guess it works.

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I don't know.

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And so he bumps into this big, this fucking, fucking unit of a man.

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I looked like it was six, five and like the worst, like apparently like it depends on

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like how he also feels, how new or recent the crime was.

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And this is the most recent one.

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This guy just came up to this, this fucking criminal came up to this guy's house in suburbia.

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He's like, I liked your house.

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The guy's like, what?

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Like I want to live in your house.

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And I'm like, no, thank you.

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I'm going to come in your house.

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And he fucking pulls on the fucking screen door and he comes into the house and he kills

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the guy and he fucking has the fucking daughter and son hostage in the bathroom.

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And he does horrible things with his wife in the bedroom.

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And it was like a couple of days ago or like a week ago, cause there's a lot of mail, but

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not too much mail that it's like for like happened like for months.

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Cause I'm pretty sure people know it's like, where's Gary?

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He hasn't been at work in like two weeks.

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So David then follows him home and he saves the kids.

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He finds the wife about to save her too.

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And but he has this, he's looking around for the guy and they have like this like a balcony

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outside their bedroom that overlooks the pool.

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He goes out there thinking the guy's there cause the windows open and the doors opened

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and he doesn't see him, but the guy comes up behind him and throws him into the, he

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pushes him over the balcony into the pool below and the pool has like one of those tarps

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over it.

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So he's like looking over like, oh, and this is like the fucking weights start fucking

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falling out.

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He's like, oh fuck of all the places, all the time for me to fucking blame, I had to

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land in the pool, which is, you know, it's a movie thing.

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Yeah.

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Like you would think it was corny, but for some reason it fits in the movie.

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Like, yeah, of course he was gonna land in his weakness at the end of the movie.

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And he gets saved by those kids that he let out earlier.

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They grab one of those like cleaning rakes or whatever and they pull him out and he goes

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back up there and he like, he like gets sneaked up behind the guy and he gives him a chokehold,

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like just like a, just a regular chokehold.

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And the guy, this had to be the stunt double cause this motherfucker threw himself against

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the wall and when he fucking turned the other way, the whole wall was dented in and like,

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there was like the most, like the most realistic portrayal of like a struggle.

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Cause he's fucking choking him, right?

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And this guy's trying to like, first he hits him with one elbow, right?

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Then he puts his other arm, his other arm against the other hand and then he pushes

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his elbow even harder.

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You know, like when you use your other hand for support or for an, like you can really

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see like the extra movement like from the first elbow, right?

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David behind him is not moving.

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With the second one, he's fucking jerk inside like, oh fuck my ribs.

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And like, he's like throwing himself into the back, like trying to throw him off and

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you know, it's not hurting David and he's strong enough to hold on.

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So he finally chokes the guy and knocks him out, saves a wife, but the wife ends up dying.

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I get from the abuse and that's it.

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Like the next morning he shows his son this little news report cause the whole movie,

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his son believed he was like whatever Elijah was saying was true.

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So of course he would like, my dad's a superhero?

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I believe it.

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He believed it so much he was going to fucking shoot his dad in the kitchen.

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Like if you let me shoot you, we can prove that you're a hero.

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And he's like, no, if you fucking shoot me.

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He never shoots him, right?

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He convinces him not to, but man, that was a tense fucking scene.

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Like the mom's trying to calm him down.

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The dad's trying to calm him down.

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I'm just going to shoot you one time.

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I'm like, uh oh.

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And so he shows them like the little like, and like when the kids get the description,

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they just give them the poncho with no, no, like the face covered.

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So you don't know it's actually David.

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It was really cool.

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Little like a comic book panel actually, which I'm pretty sure what they're trying to do.

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So David's like, it's like, you were right son, just don't tell your mother and don't

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ever try to shoot me again.

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I'll beat the hell out of you.

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That's what I would have thought.

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You ever fucking try to shoot me again?

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Because David had that like home defense revolver up in the, they always had it up in the fucking

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bedroom, like up in the fucking shoe box, whatever.

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Yeah.

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That whole shit like that.

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A place you would never actually put your gun.

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Not at all.

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And so the next day he goes to Elijah, like, thank you Elijah.

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Like he finally finding his purpose in life.

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Like David finally knows what he has to do or what he wants to do is help people be a

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hero.

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So from now on, he's going to just go around, you know, feeling and you know, that's the

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only way he can really like how sweet he tell.

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I got to feel for the criminals.

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I got to put my hands on it.

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He's kind of like bumping into people.

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Basically.

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Yeah.

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Like just go into crowded spaces and you'd be surprised how many murders you bump into

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probably.

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And so the movie ends with like, well, I guess the only thing left for me, like he ends up

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going to the, this opening gallery for limited edition and he meets Elijah's mom and he

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goes, he follows Elijah to like the back of the little shop.

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He's like, well, now all I have to do is to us to shake hands partner or whatever he says.

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They shake hands and the fucking M.I.

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Shamlin twist comes up.

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Right.

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And it turns out the train derailment was caused by Elijah price himself.

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Like he's the one that not only did he cause the train, he caused two other terrorist attacks

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in the city.

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He burned down a whole fucking city and he brought down a plane and he did all that.

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It turns out just to find a person like that, just to find if that person existed, he now

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knew his place in life was to be the bad guy.

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Oh my God.

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Cause he knew he was always the bad guy cause he was the mastermind.

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And like David looks around the fucking room, right?

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This motherfucker has fucking bombs and shit all over the place.

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I'm like, oh fuck, he's got fucking news clippings of like crimes that have like 2,700 people

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killed in a mudslide in Mexico.

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One newborn survived.

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That one actually like, I was interested in that one.

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Like, oh, did he find another one as a baby?

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And so like that was his whole fucking purpose.

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And like, you know how I knew David, that you were the hero and I was the bad guy?

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Cause when we were, cause of the kids, cause apparently when he was a kid, they used to

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call him Mr. Glass.

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That's his villain name, Mr. Glass.

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Cause of the kids, David.

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Cause he told somebody that the scariest thing is not knowing your place in the world.

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Like now that you know your place, I know my place, David.

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Isn't it wonderful, David?

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Like it was like really trippy.

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Like he was like, you could tell that.

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The whole scene flipped.

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The whole movie flipped.

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You saw how deranged Elijah Price was.

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Don't you see David?

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Cause of the kids, they call me Mr. Glass.

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David ended up, it did one of those like stop scenes where like it's just like a text that

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tells you what happened after the movie.

473
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:32,160
It said that David Dunn alerted the police to a limited edition where they found three

474
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:37,280
acts of terrorism and Elijah Wood was sent to a prison for the criminally insane.

475
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:38,840
Like an Arkham?

476
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,000
Yeah.

477
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,040
And that's how that movie ends.

478
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:45,600
So then the next movie happened like fucking 16 years later.

479
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:48,920
I think it was 2016 when Split came out.

480
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:53,680
And Split starts basically with these three girls finishing up a birthday party.

481
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:59,760
And the two girls, two of them are regular, just you know, did see college or high school

482
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:00,760
girls, right?

483
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:01,760
Not a care in the world.

484
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:04,120
The other one had like a darker edge to her.

485
00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:08,280
Like she's like, she's like, she's like, she's living on the streets or something.

486
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:11,000
I don't know, like, she looked rough.

487
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,320
No, no, no, like that.

488
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:16,240
I mean, like, it's like she's a worldly, like more like she was not like, she wasn't like

489
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,600
so obsessed with the did see high school stuff.

490
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,000
Like it looks like she's.

491
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:26,240
So it's like the, the two broke girls, uh, like the real, like the rich one and then

492
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:27,240
like the street one.

493
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:28,240
Yeah.

494
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,480
The one that looked like the street smart one.

495
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:30,480
Yeah.

496
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:31,480
That's her, right?

497
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:32,760
Like she looks like she's been through it.

498
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:35,720
And like, she was like, either that or she was just more intelligent than them or something.

499
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:37,920
She just did not fit the mold of them two.

500
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:38,920
Yeah.

501
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:41,360
And then they were forced to invite her to the party, even though they didn't want to

502
00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:42,600
and she couldn't get a ride.

503
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:45,480
So the dad's like, we're not leaving her here until she gets her ride.

504
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,360
And if not, then I'm going to give her a ride to her house.

505
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:49,080
Like a typical dad thing.

506
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:50,080
Yeah.

507
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:51,080
Like I leave a random girl, right?

508
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:53,960
At the birthday party at the fucking restaurant.

509
00:24:53,960 --> 00:25:00,280
So he takes him, he's about to take all three of them home and then a fucking, uh, uh, Ken,

510
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:06,360
uh, Dave, uh, Kevin Wendell crumb, uh, ends up in the fucking, uh, in the driver's seat,

511
00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:07,360
right?

512
00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:11,800
Like a bald guy with glasses and, uh, he, he turns around and the two did see girls

513
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,680
are like, uh, uh, sir, you must have the wrong car.

514
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:15,680
I forget.

515
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:18,600
Turn around and sprays them in the face and then knocks them both out.

516
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:23,440
And he doesn't notice the third girl who's in the, he was, she was in the passenger seat.

517
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:25,880
Like he's, he's like, he's like getting ready to start the car.

518
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:26,880
Right.

519
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:29,080
And she tried to open the door and like it clicks because it's locked.

520
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:30,080
And he's like, huh?

521
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:31,080
What?

522
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:32,080
Like, what the fuck did you call?

523
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:33,080
He doesn't say anything to everybody.

524
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:34,080
He's like, what the fuck?

525
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:35,080
When were you, when were you there?

526
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:36,080
And he sprays her too.

527
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:42,640
And he takes me to this fucking terrible ass dungeon place underground and, uh, he starts

528
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:44,480
talking to him.

529
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:48,240
And throughout the movie, they realized that there's something mentally wrong with him.

530
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:52,720
And it turns out he has 23 very distinct personalities.

531
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:58,220
One of them is named Dennis, who's highly meticulous and like a perfectionist.

532
00:25:58,220 --> 00:25:59,840
Nothing can ever be out of place.

533
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:00,840
Wrong.

534
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:01,840
Everything needs to be clean.

535
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:06,840
He has color coded fucking bottles for the, uh, ceramics and for the floor.

536
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:11,880
They're color, color, color coded and the rags do not mess, do not mix these up.

537
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:13,200
The blue is for ceramics.

538
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:14,660
The pink is for the floor.

539
00:26:14,660 --> 00:26:15,760
Get to work in this bathroom.

540
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:18,200
Clean this bitch up.

541
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:24,680
And then his other personality named Patricia, who's got this really like, uh, uh, like high,

542
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:30,000
like a kind of like a royalty type personality who wants a PB and J sandwich.

543
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:37,760
I wish she's like that, uh, the stereotypical like, uh, like hoity toity type character.

544
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:38,760
Yeah.

545
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:44,760
And, uh, Dennis has the fondness of fondness for having young girls dance naked for him.

546
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:46,160
When I say young, I mean young.

547
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:47,160
Oh yes.

548
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:49,760
So he's like, oh, okay.

549
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:52,760
Then there's another name, Hedwig, who's nine years old.

550
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:55,240
They're all played by the same actor, James McCavrey.

551
00:26:55,240 --> 00:27:01,920
His to this day, his best role for me, cause he plays all these characters so fucking perfectly.

552
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:02,920
My name is Dennis.

553
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:04,840
And they're like, my name is Patricia.

554
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:07,000
I am Hedwig.

555
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:11,000
And that they're all waiting for somebody called the beast.

556
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:18,560
It is this, uh, supernatural, superhuman entity that always arrives on train.

557
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:23,800
And uh, they're called, the three of them are called the horde and all 23 personalities,

558
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:28,880
they get a portion of the light, which means they get to be in the, in the body.

559
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:33,520
They're all basically in his mind, they're all around, uh, they're all sitting in a circle

560
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:35,560
and chairs in the middle of the light.

561
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:40,880
Uh, it turns out that Hedwig, the nine year old is able to steal the light from the, uh,

562
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:44,600
from Barry, who was the leader of the entire 23 people.

563
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:47,000
Uh, he's like, I think he's gay.

564
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,340
He's like a fashion designer.

565
00:27:48,340 --> 00:27:50,440
He's like a super extroverted.

566
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:56,840
And so he was the leader for the longest time, the original, uh, person is Kevin.

567
00:27:56,840 --> 00:28:01,760
And the reason all these people, uh, all these personalities popped up was because when Kevin

568
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:04,800
was a kid, his mother severely abused him.

569
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,560
Like she would just beat the hell out of him.

570
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,680
That's what, that's what, that's where Dennis came from.

571
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:15,400
Uh, if him being so meticulous and neat and tidy was the, uh, consequence of him, like

572
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:17,160
if anything was out of place, his mom would beat the hell out of him.

573
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:20,840
So he was, I'm pretty, I'm assuming he was the first personality.

574
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:24,320
If he kept everything perfectly clean, his mom would take no notice of him.

575
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:27,360
So Barry or Dennis was there to protect Kevin.

576
00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:30,480
They're all something to protect Kevin in a way.

577
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:36,720
And uh, so, so for whatever reason, these three got into their head, Hedwig, Patricia

578
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:41,780
and Dennis, that the entity of the beast was going to liberate all of them and show the

579
00:28:41,780 --> 00:28:48,080
world that the broken, which is people that have been traumatized or abused are the purest

580
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:50,140
form of humanity.

581
00:28:50,140 --> 00:28:54,960
And so the reason he kidnaps, uh, the reason they can have these girls is as a sacrifice

582
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:55,960
for the beast.

583
00:28:55,960 --> 00:29:00,800
Uh, he likes to eat the impure, the impure people that have never suffered in their life,

584
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:04,120
which he thinks is like the high school girls just did see high school girls.

585
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:09,960
And so, uh, eventually the beast does show up and he is wild in this movie.

586
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:14,160
Like he's like, he can climb, uh, like, like they show like, like he, like every time he

587
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:17,280
takes, like the beast comes into form or arrives, right.

588
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:20,160
You can tell it's a different person because his fucking veins are fucking popping out

589
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:21,160
of his fucking body.

590
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,360
They're like fucking deep and green.

591
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,840
He's like just fucking looks like he's built like a fucking tank.

592
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:31,160
And like, I don't know if they added a little bit of CGI or if James just took a fucking

593
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:39,720
ton of steroids and worked out cause he was fucking just like, God, imagine seeing this

594
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:40,720
motherfucker at the end of a hallway.

595
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:41,720
Just like, oh shit.

596
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:42,720
Well, I'm leaving.

597
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:43,720
Well, I'm gone.

598
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:56,080
So, uh, all the 23 have to 23, uh, well, the Kevin in general had to go meet a psychiatrist

599
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:59,240
on a consistent basis to ensure that his personality is for okay.

600
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:03,520
Or like that he was functioning properly in society.

601
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:09,480
And, uh, for whatever reason, Barry was the constant, uh, one in the light.

602
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,840
He was the leader of the whole 23.

603
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:17,160
But then, uh, the psychiatrist realized that Barry was being, uh, was being, uh, no, that

604
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,560
Dennis was pretending to be Barry.

605
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:24,480
And then because she was getting emails from Kevin at night, but it wasn't, it wasn't Kevin.

606
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:26,720
It was the other personalities.

607
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:29,300
They would, they would take the light for just a few minutes.

608
00:30:29,300 --> 00:30:30,300
They would send her distress.

609
00:30:30,300 --> 00:30:31,300
Like I need help.

610
00:30:31,300 --> 00:30:33,320
I need to do a quick session with you.

611
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:38,480
And then headway would come back and then give the light back to Patricia or, uh, Dennis.

612
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:44,400
And so the other, the other, uh, part of the 23 were trying to, uh, get enough therapy

613
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:47,240
to, to, uh, give Barry back the light.

614
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:51,400
And the, the three from the horn were trying to keep the light to let the beast, uh, reappear

615
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:53,120
for the first time.

616
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:56,480
And so it was almost like a religious like a thing where like their, their Messiah was

617
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:57,480
coming.

618
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:58,480
Yeah.

619
00:30:58,480 --> 00:30:59,480
And the other ones didn't believe it.

620
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:03,080
And, uh, but they're like, they believe that this entity was like only it's like an evil

621
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:05,280
entity rather than a holy, right?

622
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,280
Cause he eats people.

623
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:07,280
Yeah.

624
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:09,360
And they're like, Oh God.

625
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:14,680
And so, uh, the doctor ends up showing up to, uh, to talk to Dennis and to talk to Barry,

626
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:17,760
to talk to anybody that she has to go into his place.

627
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:21,480
And it turns out that he fucking lives at the zoo and, uh, they gave him when he became

628
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:26,040
the head of maintenance, they gave him this whole abandoned wing of the basement and he

629
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:28,120
just rebuilt it into his house.

630
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:29,640
And like, it's a fucking huge ass awesome.

631
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:34,780
It's a great way, like to, uh, do a small budget movie to make it compelling.

632
00:31:34,780 --> 00:31:39,160
And so, um, the other two girls get killed and eaten.

633
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:43,000
The old lady gets fucking her ribs crushed cause the beast bear hugs her.

634
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,800
You can just hear her fucking bones crack.

635
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:50,720
He's like, and she writes something down on a fucking piece of paper before she fucking

636
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:53,320
gets cracked in half.

637
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:56,840
And uh, so he starts looking for the third girl, the one that's different from the disney

638
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:57,840
ones.

639
00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:59,400
And the one that he didn't see originally.

640
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:00,400
Right.

641
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,680
And you'll, you'll find out why he didn't see her.

642
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:06,240
And so, uh, the beast is looking for her, by the way, like apparently he can walk the

643
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,440
walls like fucking spider-man.

644
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:12,960
Like he, like he, well, they said he can, he can put his fingers on like the, the smallest

645
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:17,760
like indent in the wall and the climate, like, like, like an advanced rock climber.

646
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:18,760
Yeah.

647
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:20,280
Like when you see it the first time, it looks fucking unbelievable.

648
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:21,280
Yeah.

649
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:25,740
He just fucking climbing the wall off of the fucking thick ass back, like a fucking gorilla.

650
00:32:25,740 --> 00:32:28,840
And like, uh, they kind of like didn't do it as well in glass cause they just had him

651
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:30,560
walking on, just on a wall like spider-man.

652
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:31,560
Yeah.

653
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:35,840
Like an actual, like, uh, believable, like, like, cause that was like, like a bunch of

654
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:38,000
rock formations in this little spot of the wall.

655
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,000
He just fucking climbing it like a master rock climber.

656
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:46,200
And so, uh, the girl finds the, she's in the kitchen and she finds the old lady fucking

657
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:51,160
cracked in half and she sees the paper and it just says, say his name.

658
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:56,420
And it turns out that like a, like a superhero, he has a, he has a weakness too.

659
00:32:56,420 --> 00:33:01,160
And it is, if you say his full name, Kevin Wendell Crumb, he'll revert back to his original

660
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:04,960
personality as Kevin because his mom used to say his full name when she would fucking

661
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:05,960
yell at him.

662
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:06,960
When she'd be pissed.

663
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:07,960
Yeah.

664
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:12,320
So it, that's his mental, you know, cause I was like, that is fucking genius.

665
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:15,720
It's almost like Mr. Mixped, like, saying the same backwards.

666
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:17,160
He's like, Kevin Wendell Crumb.

667
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:20,160
He's like, Kevin Wendell Crumb.

668
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:26,580
It means like, fuck.

669
00:33:26,580 --> 00:33:29,300
So Kevin comes into, he comes into form, right?

670
00:33:29,300 --> 00:33:30,600
And he's like, what year is it?

671
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:33,880
It's not, it's just, it's just still September 18, 2024.

672
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:34,880
Fucking two years ago.

673
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,920
He has, he's been gone for two years.

674
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:38,520
Jeez, lowly.

675
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:42,680
All the personalities have had, have had, had, had, had the life for that long.

676
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:45,080
He's like, oh fuck.

677
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:49,320
And there's a great scene where they all have their own little diaries on a computer and

678
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:51,880
you can see like, they did like at least eight or nine personalities, right?

679
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:56,120
Like one of them is actually like a diabetic, well the rest are not.

680
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:58,520
Dennis needs glasses, the rest don't.

681
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:03,120
So it's like, they're all actually different personalities that reshaped his body chemistry

682
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:05,160
when they take the light.

683
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:06,640
So I'm like, that's fucking cool.

684
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:07,640
That is weird too.

685
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:08,640
Right?

686
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:11,320
Like, you know, being blind, but not being blind is a different, and it's still the same

687
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:12,320
body as wild.

688
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:13,440
Right.

689
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:18,480
And so she says his name, he fucking, every time the beast shows up, he's always shirtless.

690
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,760
So they do a thing where like everyone else is never shirtless, but him, which is fucking,

691
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:26,280
you know, like if they keep it like that consistent lore, you kind of accept it.

692
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:29,280
So cause Kevin comes in, he's got a blanket over himself, like, and he's like, he's all

693
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:31,200
confused and he'd like, what did I do?

694
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:32,200
Did I do something?

695
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:33,680
Like, did I kill that doctor lady?

696
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:37,120
And he's like, oh fuck, there's a shotgun back there.

697
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:38,120
Grab it.

698
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:41,600
There's some shells in my locker and you know, kill me.

699
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:44,240
And the beast starts fucking taking the body again.

700
00:34:44,240 --> 00:34:47,520
So she runs off and the beast is chasing her.

701
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:49,560
It's fucking crazy.

702
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:53,720
He gets a hold of her at one point and starts ripping her shirt and she grabs a gun and

703
00:34:53,720 --> 00:34:56,640
she's just rolls over to shoot him and he fucking disappears.

704
00:34:56,640 --> 00:35:00,800
And then she ends up going to this little cage and closing it behind her.

705
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:05,400
And he comes up and he fucking, she point blank, it gives him two, one on the bottom

706
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:09,480
right of his body, one right over the heart, two fucking shotguns.

707
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:11,280
Just bam, bam.

708
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:15,120
And he fucking, he like, he eats them and they fucking, they leave a fucking huge ass

709
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:20,280
like a welt and like, it pierced the skin, but it didn't go through.

710
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:21,760
And he starts trying to break the bars.

711
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:24,720
Like you see him, like it's a great scene where he like, he starts bending the bars

712
00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:27,500
and like, he's like, uh-oh.

713
00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:31,880
And then he sees that when her shirt's all ripped up and she's just her, like her belly

714
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:36,360
showing in her arms, you can see that she's cut herself a lot, like just all over her

715
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:38,280
stomach and her arms and everything.

716
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:40,400
Like she self inflicts.

717
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:44,600
And throughout the movie, they were showing flashbacks of her past and it turns out her

718
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:50,640
uncle used to molester and in the fucking worst, like they used to go hunting, right?

719
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:53,880
And they used to play a game where they would play it like, let's pretend to be animals

720
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:54,880
again.

721
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:56,680
It's like, come on, you know, animals don't wear, take your clothes off, animals don't

722
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:57,680
wear clothes.

723
00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:58,680
I'm like, oh fuck.

724
00:35:58,680 --> 00:35:59,680
Exactly.

725
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:07,980
You see this man on all fours going, oh, fucking, oh God.

726
00:36:07,980 --> 00:36:14,480
And so, you know, her, and then his, her dad dies and her uncle becomes her legal guardian.

727
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:18,420
So her whole life, that's why she's, she's also one of the broken, meaning that she's

728
00:36:18,420 --> 00:36:21,480
also like, you are pure.

729
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:24,420
So the beast, the beast lesser live.

730
00:36:24,420 --> 00:36:27,360
And that's how that movie ends.

731
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:29,200
I'm like, God, that was a brilliant.

732
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,320
And no, that's not how the movie ends.

733
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:36,000
The song started playing and I'm like, that song, if you, if you, if you watched it cold,

734
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,000
right?

735
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:41,200
Not knowing, cause I knew where it was from, from like all the leaks and stuff, like on

736
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:42,800
like YouTube and stuff.

737
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:47,440
And so I came in knowing what the significance of the movie was.

738
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:51,100
But if you watched it cold, just think it's another M.I. shit because they kept it so

739
00:36:51,100 --> 00:36:53,400
under wraps because it was an M.I.

740
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:54,400
Shamla movie.

741
00:36:54,400 --> 00:37:00,840
The song, the theme song from Unbreakable starts playing at the end of a split.

742
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:03,520
So if you were a fan, you're like, wait, that song's familiar.

743
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:06,560
And then at a coffee shop, this diner, right?

744
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:09,000
Everyone's watching it on the news.

745
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:13,160
They're calling them the horde, a serial killer that eats people.

746
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:14,840
All over the news, right?

747
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:19,040
And like this is like, whoa, that's, that sounds like that one guy from like, like what,

748
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:22,440
16 years ago, they used to, that did those terrorist attacks.

749
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,680
And then it pans over to David Dunn.

750
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:25,680
Because she's like, what was his name?

751
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:26,680
He's like Mr. Glass.

752
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:28,540
And she's like, oh yeah.

753
00:37:28,540 --> 00:37:31,600
And I'm like, you're like, you're supposed to be like, oh my fucking God.

754
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:35,160
Cause you would be like, oh my fucking God.

755
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:39,200
But David Dunn's back after 16 years.

756
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:44,440
And so we, we transitioned over two weeks later in the movie of Glass, which was like

757
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:47,080
a year, a couple of years later or a year later, they released it.

758
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:51,500
But within the continuity of the movie, it's two, two weeks after Split.

759
00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:55,080
And so David Dunn is looking, cause it's all in Philadelphia.

760
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:59,960
David does looking for the horde who's kept down four cheerleaders and they're going to

761
00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:01,040
do the same thing.

762
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:02,860
He's already done it twice before.

763
00:38:02,860 --> 00:38:06,400
So that means like he did it in the first movie, Split, and he did it.

764
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:11,880
He did the ritual again, eating innocent people in the, in between the two movies.

765
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:13,280
And now he's going to do it a third time.

766
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:14,680
And David Dunn's looking for him.

767
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:16,720
At this point, David Dunn owns his own security company.

768
00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:21,160
He has a little like security shop where they sell like, you know, like cameras and stuff

769
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:22,720
and security systems.

770
00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:23,720
His son works for him.

771
00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:25,560
He's like, he's older now.

772
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:29,680
And like, his son's like, his son's the kid in the chair, the, the whiz, you know, with

773
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:31,880
all that information with the earpiece.

774
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:32,880
Yeah.

775
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:33,880
Let me help you dad.

776
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:37,640
And he ain't trying to shoot him no more.

777
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:38,640
I know.

778
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:42,320
Like they've been like, when you first see David Dunn, right?

779
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,700
He follows this guy home because they would go around punching people in the face and

780
00:38:45,700 --> 00:38:50,360
uploading it on YouTube, doing like Superman punches, just hidden and innocent people.

781
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:51,360
Right?

782
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:52,360
Yeah.

783
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:56,200
So he, David Dunn goes in there and to have him arrested or he just, like he, he's funny

784
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,320
cause he throws them across the fucking wall.

785
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:00,200
Like I like how they show like superpower in here.

786
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:01,700
Like it feels realistic.

787
00:39:01,700 --> 00:39:05,000
Like the guys, David Dunn breaks into the house.

788
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,480
He turned the lights off.

789
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:07,820
The two guys are like, what the fuck?

790
00:39:07,820 --> 00:39:11,680
The big guy that knocks people out gets up all tough and he walks around like Superman

791
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:13,360
punching, like Superman punching Darren.

792
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:16,440
And just totally tell like Superman punching Darren.

793
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:18,720
So he goes around the corner and they start struggling.

794
00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:19,720
Right?

795
00:39:19,720 --> 00:39:20,720
And they go out of frame.

796
00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:25,680
And so we're supposed to be the, the, the, the wimpy guy, the videotapes, the punching

797
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:26,680
from his angle.

798
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:30,240
We're watching your, watching your friend who's like fucking six, three, like probably

799
00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:36,280
200 pounds get thrown into frame, backing up against the wall sideways.

800
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,240
And then like David Dunn walks into frame wearing his punch.

801
00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:39,240
Right?

802
00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:40,240
He's like, Oh, he's like, Oh shit, you're the guy.

803
00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:41,240
Aren't you?

804
00:39:41,240 --> 00:39:44,560
And he turns the lights off completely dark because now he's called, it's been 16 years

805
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:45,560
that he's been doing this.

806
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:52,360
So he's called the overseer and it's a, it's a, it's a tip, tip toe man or something.

807
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:56,800
I don't want to, don't you ever say that name again.

808
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:59,080
I don't know what the random superhero names.

809
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:00,920
So the overseer stuck.

810
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:07,520
And so now he's looking for, he doesn't know that David, that Kevin is also superhuman

811
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:10,080
and he's only superhuman in the beast form.

812
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:16,440
It's not like the Hulk once he, but not like the Hulk because if Bruce Banner got hurt

813
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:18,560
in his human form, he would burst into the Hulk.

814
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:19,560
Yeah.

815
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:20,560
Right?

816
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:21,560
Like he wouldn't get hurt.

817
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:24,840
But if you hurt Kevin as a normal human, he would die.

818
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:28,760
But as the beast, he would be almost indestructible, well, not indestructible because he took those

819
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:32,800
bullets and you actually see like the scar over his chest where it's healing.

820
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:35,800
Like it's a circle with a line across where he got cut.

821
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:40,200
So he, he, he, I guess he healed from two bullet wounds in two weeks, which is fucking

822
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:41,440
extraordinary.

823
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:44,360
And so he's going to eat these cheerleaders.

824
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:52,080
David then finds him and they get into a fight and Kevin tried to do the fucking a bear hug

825
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:55,760
on it because he has this fucking signature attack where he comes up from behind and does

826
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:59,320
a bear hug, which is like, once he gets you, like with that amount of power and strength,

827
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:00,920
like you're pretty much fucked up.

828
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:03,960
He's going to crack your fucking ribs in half.

829
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:05,640
But it's not hurting David.

830
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:09,200
It's just like, they're just like, they're physically struggling equally.

831
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,520
And so it's like, so he's getting fucking bear hug.

832
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:14,120
So David's like, well, better might as well jump out the window.

833
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:17,640
He fucking throws both at the fucking third story window.

834
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:20,640
He's like, fuck it.

835
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:24,840
And they end up landing on the ground and they get back up.

836
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:28,680
The beast is like fucking pounding his chest, like, oh, a worthy challenger.

837
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:30,340
And David gets up like nothing happened to him.

838
00:41:30,340 --> 00:41:31,700
And they're about to run at each other.

839
00:41:31,700 --> 00:41:35,460
And then the fucking police show up and they both get arrested.

840
00:41:35,460 --> 00:41:39,400
And they use this fucking light thing, like a sudden flash of light.

841
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:46,060
And apparently it messes with, because it's the light, it messes with Kevin's personalities.

842
00:41:46,060 --> 00:41:48,160
So that's another one takes over because the light flashed.

843
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:49,160
It's like, bam, it's a different one.

844
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:50,320
Bam, it's a different one.

845
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:53,520
So they flash and he ends up getting knocked out from the flash.

846
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:57,360
And David gets arrested because they tell him like, David, you might be able to escape,

847
00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:59,640
but you're going to hurt a lot of people in doing so.

848
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:01,600
So why not just give up?

849
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:04,100
So he gives up so he doesn't hurt any of the police officers.

850
00:42:04,100 --> 00:42:10,840
So they go into the mental institution and where Elijah Price has been for the last 16

851
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:11,840
years.

852
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:18,240
And the horde is afraid of David because they're like, is that a normal guy?

853
00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:22,200
Because he sure as shit didn't look like a normal guy when he was fucking based.

854
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:26,160
He was going toe to toe with their, you know, their, their God.

855
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:29,680
And he was, it's funny because they were on site for the most of the movie.

856
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:33,640
The minute they saw each other, they're like, oh, that's fucking God.

857
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:37,400
But they're just seeing more like they're, they're put on opposite ends of the, the,

858
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:38,980
the Sanisam, right?

859
00:42:38,980 --> 00:42:40,580
But their doors can see each other.

860
00:42:40,580 --> 00:42:42,820
Like it looks like the corners for some reason.

861
00:42:42,820 --> 00:42:47,080
And the doors open, both of them open once for the orderlies come in and out and the

862
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:51,680
beast sees him and he turned like, Kevin sees him and he turns immediately into the beast

863
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:52,680
and then Dunn sees him.

864
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:53,680
He's like, let's go.

865
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:55,480
And they both start running at the fucking door.

866
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:57,320
It was so fucking funny to me.

867
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:59,280
I think like, it's on site.

868
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:02,040
Like literally, yeah, like they were ready to fucking go.

869
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:07,280
The beast really wanted to fight him and the whore is afraid of someone being equal to

870
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:10,640
the beast because the beast is there to protect.

871
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:13,480
He's been there to protect Kevin from the beginning from his mom.

872
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:17,280
And now from every, anybody that's impure, that's, that's the beast's whole fucking goal

873
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:18,960
in life is to protect Kevin.

874
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:25,360
So there being a person of equal or superior power to the beast is terrifying for the hoard.

875
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:29,800
So we can't protect Kevin if there's a guy that can beat his ass or if the guy, they

876
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:30,800
beat the beast's ass.

877
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:31,800
Yeah.

878
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:36,800
Anyway, so this woman, the psychiatrist has three days to convince all them that all this

879
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:40,480
stuff that they believe is a psychosis, that all this stuff that is on their mind, it's

880
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:41,480
not true.

881
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:42,480
You're not super powered.

882
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:45,400
They need, all this can be explained, this and that.

883
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:50,720
And it doesn't really, I had a part where I'm like, I don't really believe you.

884
00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:54,480
If, if, if this stuff isn't true, why did you put David in a steel door behind a steel

885
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:55,480
door?

886
00:43:55,480 --> 00:44:02,000
I'm not saying that, but you made it to where there's a 15,000 gallon tank connected to

887
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:06,680
his room that if he tried to escape, he was pretty, pretty sprayed with water.

888
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:08,120
So what's the point?

889
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:10,660
Like if the powers weren't true, right?

890
00:44:10,660 --> 00:44:12,200
Why would you worry about the water?

891
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:13,200
Right.

892
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:15,520
You would be feeding into a psychosis of his weakness.

893
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:19,400
Like if he believes that that's part of his super weakness, he would, you know what I

894
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:20,400
mean?

895
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:21,400
Yeah.

896
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:24,880
So I'm like, why would you put the one thing that he thinks is his weakness in there to

897
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:25,880
stop him?

898
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:30,560
Like it's like fucking all these high powered fucking nozzles all over his fucking room.

899
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:34,720
And if he tried to do anything, he'll spray, he'll get the shit sprayed out of him.

900
00:44:34,720 --> 00:44:37,680
So I'm like, that just does it on from a psychological point of view, from a psychiatrist's point

901
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:39,120
of view, I wouldn't feed into his psychosis.

902
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:40,920
If that would just make it worse.

903
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:41,920
Right.

904
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:43,600
Like, cause that means I believe that he has that ability.

905
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:44,960
That's why I made the fail safe.

906
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:47,360
So that was their first stupid mistake.

907
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:48,840
Yeah.

908
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:52,080
To me anyway, but I'm sure they didn't have a choice of, I guess for the movie it had

909
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:53,080
to make sense.

910
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:57,760
Cause they knew the tank actually for the movie to work toward the end.

911
00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:00,680
I guess you got to use a pool somehow, but I guess not logistically.

912
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:04,520
Like I'm thinking of it from a screen, a screenwriter type thing.

913
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:05,520
Yeah.

914
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:10,520
So anyway, so this lady is trying to convince them that they're all normal, but they're

915
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:16,520
not throughout the whole time, because this is now called the movie called glass.

916
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:17,520
Yeah.

917
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:20,640
So we went from unbreakable the first, the second was called split.

918
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:22,160
This was called glass.

919
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:26,200
So throughout this whole movie, Elijah has all these tricks, these things that he's trying

920
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:31,960
to do because he's trying to get David and Kevin to have a final confrontation.

921
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:38,120
He's the mastermind, David Dunn's the superhero and him being the mastermind, there's always

922
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:42,040
a henchman supervillain that fights the hero physically while the mastermind fights him

923
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:43,560
intellectually.

924
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:47,920
So him and Kevin team up, they escape.

925
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:48,920
They allowed David to escape.

926
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:52,760
They're told they're going to go to this Osaka tower building in front of all these millions

927
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:57,160
of people because it's the grand opening and they should fight there to show the world

928
00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:58,960
that they're real.

929
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:02,960
And so yeah, so David has his powers.

930
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:09,360
The beast has his and the glass will have like hyper intelligence, like superhuman intelligence

931
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:13,520
is his power because he's also a super, I guess superhuman.

932
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:18,720
And so he plans all this out to, and he tricks everyone to think that they're going to those

933
00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:23,280
Osaka building and they end up going outside into the parking lot.

934
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:26,080
They all end up escaping and they have this fight with the police.

935
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:28,400
They have the fight between David and the beast.

936
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:31,920
This awesome fight against a fucking van that just seemed realistic.

937
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:36,000
What David tried to punch him, like he's punching holes into the fucking van from a heart.

938
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:40,920
He's trying to punch the beast and you have the beast who's like fucking like running

939
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:44,420
on all fours, like a fucking leopard.

940
00:46:44,420 --> 00:46:47,440
And you have him like, David was actually winning the fight because he was knocking

941
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:50,520
him up against the van and you can see the beast like, oh fuck, we get knocked the fuck

942
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:51,520
out.

943
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:55,120
And Mr. Glass tells him, hey, throw them into that water tank.

944
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:58,040
The weakness is, the water is his one weakness.

945
00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:00,760
So he fucking picks him up and throws him into the fucking tank.

946
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:05,120
And of course the beast dives in there to fucking drown him, right?

947
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:11,040
David starts smashing against the glass, or not glass, but it's like plastic, that hard

948
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:12,040
plastic.

949
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:13,040
Oh, like plexiglass?

950
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:16,120
Well, no, it wasn't a glass, it was just plastic.

951
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:18,960
But they're talking about glass for like a tank, a water tank.

952
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:23,040
So he like, but not like malleable, but it's like that hard plastic.

953
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:27,440
So he breaks it, they pour out, David's weak from the fucking water.

954
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:30,120
The beast is like, we'll finish that in Osaka.

955
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:32,920
He was going to kill him there, but he's like, he wants the world, because the beast wants

956
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:34,980
the world to know he's superhuman.

957
00:47:34,980 --> 00:47:38,240
But because all those attacks he did earlier, there was not a lot of coverage.

958
00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:42,680
If he does it at the fucking opening of the Osaka tower in front of hundreds of cameras,

959
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:44,600
they'll believe, they'll have to believe him.

960
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:46,240
Okay, and then I, yeah.

961
00:47:46,240 --> 00:47:47,640
We'll film, we'll settle this.

962
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:52,440
I'll see you at three o'clock in the backyard, my playground, you know what I mean?

963
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:53,760
So he leaves, right?

964
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:56,600
But then the fucking police get there.

965
00:47:56,600 --> 00:48:00,000
And each character has their own little side character.

966
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,400
David has his son who's there.

967
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:07,960
Kendall has that girl who had a connection with Kevin, and not the rest of the person,

968
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:13,320
but just Kevin, because they've both been abused, so they have the same bond.

969
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:15,280
And Elijah has his mom there.

970
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:18,180
And Elijah's still in the wheelchair from a break from when he fell down the stairs

971
00:48:18,180 --> 00:48:21,000
a few years ago.

972
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,200
He's still broken.

973
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:28,600
And so they're all there to like, they're all having these little conversations and

974
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:31,360
talking back and forth between their side characters, the main characters, all this

975
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:32,520
stuff is going on.

976
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:36,160
The psychiatrist is trying to get the police there to stop them.

977
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:38,040
So they get there, they start fighting the cops.

978
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:41,960
The cops get there, they start fighting the beast and David.

979
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:46,400
David pushes like fucking four cops into a fucking like shipping container.

980
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:49,920
Then he closes it up with a fucking rebar and fucking bends it in half to keep it like,

981
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:51,880
I'm just trying to keep you safe.

982
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:56,160
And then fucking David eats, or Kevin eats fucking one of the cops.

983
00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:58,200
Oh, yeah.

984
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:05,640
So then the big plot twist happens that Joseph, David's son found out.

985
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:16,240
It turns out 16 years ago at the East Rail 177, not only was David on the train, but

986
00:49:16,240 --> 00:49:18,720
Kevin Winokrum's father was on that train.

987
00:49:18,720 --> 00:49:23,400
And his father was trying to figure out, he was like a psychiatrist trying to figure out

988
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:25,440
how to help his son.

989
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:31,760
And so it turns out that Elijah Prince not only made David the superhero, he created

990
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:36,440
Kevin, but it took 16 years for Kevin to form into like the beast.

991
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:37,760
So don't you see, it's all connected.

992
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:39,920
So all of it is fucking connected some way somehow.

993
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:40,920
Yeah.

994
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:45,600
Like it's like the most connected, perfectly complex, but believable story.

995
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:49,440
Like Elijah would build both of them by killing Kevin's father.

996
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:52,120
It made his mom crazy enough to abuse him.

997
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:56,640
And they're in turn creating the beast that 16 years later would fight David, who he also

998
00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:59,480
convinced was a super being.

999
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:04,880
All those years ago, 16 years ago, it's fucking insane how intricate it is.

1000
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:09,780
And the beast is like, he was happy that he was created, right?

1001
00:50:09,780 --> 00:50:15,560
But now he can't trust Elijah for killing his father, Kevin's father.

1002
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:19,220
And so he fucking punches him in the chest.

1003
00:50:19,220 --> 00:50:23,200
And him being brittle as fuck, even a fucking slap from the beast would have killed him.

1004
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:26,760
So he fucking punches him and he pushes him back like, oh, fuck.

1005
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:29,400
And so he goes back to fighting David.

1006
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:31,660
And this is what I've been meaning by funny.

1007
00:50:31,660 --> 00:50:34,160
So Elijah's in the wheelchair, right?

1008
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:37,200
He rolls back and he just got punched in the gut, probably broke every fucking bone in

1009
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:38,200
his ribs.

1010
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:40,040
All his ribs, everything just fucking shattered.

1011
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:42,580
He fucking falls out of the wheelchair onto his knees.

1012
00:50:42,580 --> 00:50:45,600
But him being brittle, both his knees break on the way down.

1013
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:48,160
So he fucking, he lets out another, you can hear like crack, crack.

1014
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:49,160
He's like crack, crack.

1015
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:52,920
So he lets out, so he yells out when he gets hurt in the ribs, right?

1016
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:53,920
Yeah.

1017
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:58,360
And he does another, oh, my fucking knees.

1018
00:50:58,360 --> 00:51:03,120
It wasn't supposed to be funny, but him fucking breaking his knees on the way down.

1019
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:06,080
I was like, wow.

1020
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:11,760
He's going to be on a stretcher instead of a wheelchair.

1021
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:19,880
So the police get there and the girl ends up using the Kevin Wendell Crumb phrase to

1022
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:21,360
bring Kevin out, right?

1023
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:25,880
And what she does, the fucking snipers take a shot and kill Kevin.

1024
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:26,880
He's human again, shoot him.

1025
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:27,880
Pow!

1026
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:30,800
Fucking shoot him in the gut, he dies.

1027
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:36,040
One of the cops drags Dun into this fucking like, uh, asphalt, like this broken like pothole.

1028
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:39,400
They fucking drown him, killing him too.

1029
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:42,920
Right before he gets killed, the psychiatrist that was trying to convince him they weren't

1030
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:45,120
superheroes, asks, has they, take my hand, David.

1031
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:46,120
David's like, what?

1032
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:47,120
I'm fucking drowning.

1033
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:48,120
Okay.

1034
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:52,360
And he has a flashback and it turns out that she's part of an organization that for the

1035
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:58,280
last 15,000 years, they've gone about killing any superhuman to keep the world into the

1036
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:02,000
status quo.

1037
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:06,520
So that's why she was trying to convince, they try to do it humanely by trying to convince

1038
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:07,520
them they're not superhuman.

1039
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:09,320
It's where they go back to normal lives.

1040
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:10,320
Right.

1041
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:11,320
If they can't, they have to kill him.

1042
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:12,320
Yeah.

1043
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:13,320
So they ended up killing Kevin.

1044
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:17,080
A lot should die from the wounds inflicted by Kevin because I mean, if he brittle, yeah,

1045
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:19,920
even like a slight punch from me would have killed him.

1046
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:21,800
So imagine a superhuman punch to the stomach.

1047
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:23,840
And broke his knees too.

1048
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:26,640
And he broke his fucking knees on the way down.

1049
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:29,160
I just like the fact that he was so hurt from the stomach, right?

1050
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:33,120
That the knees must have hit him so hard because like, you know, like imagine like taking two

1051
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:34,120
pains.

1052
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:35,120
Yeah.

1053
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:36,120
It's like that joker thing.

1054
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:38,880
Like when you, when he's like, you know, when you hit someone really hard, that next hit

1055
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:42,840
isn't as effective, but apparently the knee cracks were just as effective as the fucking

1056
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:43,840
stomach punch.

1057
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:49,560
And then a second yell when he fucking broke his kneecaps.

1058
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:52,600
I'll fucking say, I'll rewatch the movie and I'll send you the clip where he's like, oh,

1059
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:56,560
my fucking knees.

1060
00:52:56,560 --> 00:53:01,360
And so like David Dunge is the worst and they fucking drown him in a puddle of fucking water.

1061
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:02,360
Oh.

1062
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:04,280
Like the most disrespectful way to die.

1063
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:05,280
Like here's your weakness.

1064
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:09,640
But like, I mean, like if he drowned in like the ocean or like a fucking like massive river.

1065
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:10,640
Right.

1066
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:11,640
Fighting the villain, right?

1067
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:16,840
Like a dragon in a puddle.

1068
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:18,400
He couldn't fight him off to begin with though?

1069
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:21,560
No, from the water from earlier, he was weak and still because of David.

1070
00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:22,560
Yeah.

1071
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:23,560
So I don't know if it's because of Kevin.

1072
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:25,480
So they had a perfect time to kill him.

1073
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:28,280
They just kept fucking running and playing.

1074
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:31,120
The water once his fucking mouth hits the water, he's probably fucking choking it up

1075
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:32,120
anyway.

1076
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:33,720
But he just has like a fucking like a...

1077
00:53:33,720 --> 00:53:35,920
It's like an attraction almost to the water too.

1078
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:40,400
He just goes straight into his mouth like immediately.

1079
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:42,720
And so they're all dead.

1080
00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:44,680
All the super power beings are dead.

1081
00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:51,040
But Elijah's plan, surprise, it was never to go to the Asaka Tower and have a duel in

1082
00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:52,040
front of all these cameras.

1083
00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:53,040
Yeah.

1084
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:58,800
There was a hundred cameras installed at the psychiatry ward and he ended up taking all

1085
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:03,760
the footage that the organization deleted.

1086
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:08,760
He took all the footage and he put it onto a different server on an offsite computer

1087
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:12,000
and to have distributed to the world once they died.

1088
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:16,160
So they would see the whole fight between David and Kevin, their super powers, all this

1089
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:17,160
and that.

1090
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:19,080
So he's like, checkmate.

1091
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:22,520
That was his ultimate plan in the end was to show...

1092
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:24,080
To expose the entire thing.

1093
00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:26,120
To expose that super humans are real.

1094
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:31,920
And so the movie ends with the side characters, the girl, the mom and Joseph, David's son,

1095
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:35,200
watching as the people watch this new footage all over this.

1096
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:39,000
Like they just ended up walking, I think they walked to the same subway station that David

1097
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:40,000
went in the first movie.

1098
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,400
They just walked with the fucking phones like, what the fuck?

1099
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:43,400
You see this guy?

1100
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:46,400
Cause at one point fucking Kevin flipped the whole cop car over.

1101
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:47,400
He's like, fuck this car.

1102
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:50,400
I remember cause one of the cops was like, we out of here.

1103
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:51,400
We get the fuck out of here.

1104
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:53,960
One of the security guards like, we out of here.

1105
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:54,960
We out of here.

1106
00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:56,600
I don't fucking blame them.

1107
00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:59,880
Cause imagine a guy coming up and flipping your fucking cop car.

1108
00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:00,880
Like, yeah, I'm done.

1109
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:03,200
Go get the fuck out of here.

1110
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:09,020
So yeah, all the heroes die, but, or all the super powered beings die.

1111
00:55:09,020 --> 00:55:12,040
But Elijah being so smart, he had, he planned that for them.

1112
00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:15,720
Even if they had, even if like he lived or die, they were going to, he was going to expose

1113
00:55:15,720 --> 00:55:16,720
everything.

1114
00:55:16,720 --> 00:55:21,600
So now the new age of heroes, like if M. Night Shyamalan ever goes another three, which I

1115
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:25,640
guess he wouldn't because that was the whole like, the whole thing, all three fucking movies

1116
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:28,040
it turns out were origin movies.

1117
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:30,320
Like each one of them.

1118
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:32,520
The origins of the, of the super beings, I guess.

1119
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:33,520
Yeah.

1120
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:35,960
David, Kevin, and then Mr. Glass.

1121
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:38,080
They call me Mr. Glass.

1122
00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:39,080
My name's Shatter.

1123
00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:42,880
They also had the perfect color scheme too.

1124
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:45,480
David had dark green.

1125
00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:50,280
Kevin had yellow and Mr. Glass had purple.

1126
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:54,920
Cause when they were sitting at like a little like a group meeting for the, for the, when

1127
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:58,200
they first meet the doctor, all three of them together, they all have the color scheme and

1128
00:55:58,200 --> 00:55:59,720
they're all sitting in line.

1129
00:55:59,720 --> 00:56:01,960
Like each color is like, oh, that's fucking cool.

1130
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:03,560
And they really worked on the color scheme for this movie.

1131
00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:04,560
Yeah.

1132
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:05,560
And they didn't do much in the second movie.

1133
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:09,840
Cause I think they, they want people to realize that it was connected to Unbreakable.

1134
00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:12,920
Like wait, that color scheme was in Unbreakable where like everyone has a different color.

1135
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:13,920
Yeah.

1136
00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:16,680
But they really pulled it into a, on the glass.

1137
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:20,160
Cause you know, once the, the, the cat's out of the trap.

1138
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:22,120
And I was like, damn, that color, that idea is awesome.

1139
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:25,160
Like it's like giving every character is their distinct color.

1140
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:27,840
It's like almost like, it's really cool to me.

1141
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:31,440
I don't know why I liked it so much, but I loved it in glass and in glass and more in

1142
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:32,440
Unbreakable.

1143
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:33,440
Yeah.

1144
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:35,760
Cause you notice it by yourself, like for like, wait, they all have a different color

1145
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:36,760
scheme.

1146
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:39,440
That's kind of how they do it a lot with the anime too, where they have like characters

1147
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:40,800
have a certain color scheme.

1148
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:41,960
That way you remember who they are.

1149
00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:42,960
Exactly.

1150
00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:44,840
That's why I guess this is where he was pulling out from.

1151
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:45,840
Yeah.

1152
00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:49,000
But he even said like in through like the character dialogue of the movie, like there's

1153
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:53,760
always a secret organization behind, you know, the superheroes and like he had, like he, he

1154
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:57,440
really read the comic books and built a little world himself.

1155
00:56:57,440 --> 00:57:01,960
The origin of the superhero, the super villain, the interconnection of all the characters,

1156
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:04,040
the side characters interconnected too.

1157
00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:09,840
Cause the girl that Kevin, uh, spared or the beast spared when it is going to the school

1158
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:15,600
at high school right now in the movie of glass where Joseph Dunn, David's dad went when he

1159
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:18,360
was younger and they even show a picture of, is that Joseph Dunn?

1160
00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:20,160
Like in like the little hall of fame thing they have.

1161
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:21,160
Yeah.

1162
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:22,160
Like it's like, it's all just fucking interconnected.

1163
00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:23,160
It's fucking insane.

1164
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:28,120
Plus he's so good at dialogue, like realistic dialogue.

1165
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:34,680
Like if I had to like make a difference, uh, it'd be like Quentin Tarantino has what I

1166
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:38,800
call idolized dialogue where everyone has speaks in the cysts.

1167
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:42,640
Like, like they're so like smart witty, every character, like they have like this, like,

1168
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:44,120
you know, like charisma to them.

1169
00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:46,680
Uh, M. Night Shyamalan's characters feel real.

1170
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:51,000
Like they're like, sometimes they say dumb shit or sometimes they, you know, they don't

1171
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,000
know what to say.

1172
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:55,360
Like they sound realistic, like they would real life where Quentin's character sound

1173
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:56,360
idealized.

1174
00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:57,360
Yeah.

1175
00:57:57,360 --> 00:57:58,360
How would want to sound.

1176
00:57:58,360 --> 00:58:01,360
Now what you think of like after you give him some thought.

1177
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:04,840
Like fucking bum sat like that, even in the shower like that'll show when you say something

1178
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:07,760
fucking witty.

1179
00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:13,040
So yeah, that's how they, if I had to like, uh, compare them, the real to the idealized.

1180
00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:14,040
Right.

1181
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:15,880
Neither of them are bad.

1182
00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:17,480
They're both good in their own way.

1183
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:18,480
Right.

1184
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:21,960
But man, and plus M. Night Shyamalan's in all three movies.

1185
00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:27,400
In the first one, he plays a drug dealer at the, at the, uh, at the, uh, the stadium and

1186
00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:29,300
David done bumps into him.

1187
00:58:29,300 --> 00:58:33,000
But when he bumped into him, you realize that he has a different shirt on when he, cause

1188
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:36,840
he pulled up some drugs out of him from the trash bin in the, in the bathroom, like a

1189
00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:38,160
fucking, like a thing of weed.

1190
00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:39,880
He had a different shirt on.

1191
00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:44,480
And when he did, when David bumped into him, he had a different jacket, colored jacket.

1192
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:48,840
So you realize, oh, he's, cause he does a pat down and he doesn't find anything, but

1193
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:52,320
he didn't find anything cause he was looking at something from further away.

1194
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:53,920
Something happened before.

1195
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:57,320
And then cause he had like a yellow jacket, yellow blue jacket in that scene.

1196
00:58:57,320 --> 00:58:58,320
Yeah.

1197
00:58:58,320 --> 00:59:00,800
And then the flashback scene, but you know, just a regular blue jacket.

1198
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:05,400
And so it makes you realize like, cause David hasn't fully realized that it was a different

1199
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:06,400
timeframe.

1200
00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:10,000
Like he's thinking like, maybe he just, he did it just now.

1201
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:15,880
And so in the second movie, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, what is he?

1202
00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:20,440
He's like the security guy at the home, at the apartment where the psychiatrist lives

1203
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:22,080
that Kevin meets.

1204
00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:25,160
And so he does all the security work, all the cameras and everything.

1205
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:30,640
And then the third movie, he has to, he's at David Dunn's shop to buy a camera.

1206
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:35,080
Cause he said like one of my tenants, cause I guess he's a landlord, one of my tenants,

1207
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:37,240
he died off site.

1208
00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:39,040
So now all my tenants are fucking freaking out.

1209
00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:41,240
So I got to buy a new camera system.

1210
00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:47,120
And, and he made sure to know that he's actually the same character from the first movie, the

1211
00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:48,120
drug dealer.

1212
00:59:48,120 --> 00:59:49,120
He's like, wait, don't I know you?

1213
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:51,920
He said, yeah, you used to work at the, at the stadium.

1214
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:54,120
I used to run with some shady people back then.

1215
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:56,280
I turned my life around with positive thinking.

1216
00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:57,280
So it's the same person.

1217
00:59:57,280 --> 01:00:01,720
Cause he went from a drug dealer to a security guy to like a landlord.

1218
01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:05,600
So the guy changed my life around with positive thinking.

1219
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:08,600
Like when, when M9 Shamline does it, he does it well.

1220
01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:09,600
Fucking phenomenal.

1221
01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:11,600
Man.

1222
01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:17,920
I'm going to have to go back and watch them now.

1223
01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:18,920
He's real.

1224
01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:22,480
177, uh, unbreakable and split on, on Matt.

1225
01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:29,520
No unbreakable is on Max split is on Hulu and Netflix has glass until 31st of July.

1226
01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:34,840
Hey man, I gotta do what I kind of do.

1227
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:37,840
Commitment to the bit.

1228
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:42,480
That is it for the East rail 177.

1229
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:48,000
Uh, I'm thinking in 10 years, I'm going to do a, a continuation trilogy for you guys

1230
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:49,600
with co-created with M9 Shamline.

1231
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:51,400
Let me go talk to them.

1232
01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:52,760
But don't you worry.

1233
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:57,760
The trilogy will continue or like the universe will continue with a new group of villains

1234
01:00:57,760 --> 01:00:58,760
and superheroes.

1235
01:00:58,760 --> 01:00:59,760
10 years.

1236
01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:02,680
Uh, you'll do another section of midweek definition.

1237
01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:03,680
10 years.

1238
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:04,680
I'll be fucking eating ass.

1239
01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:09,440
You know, okay, pour in a furrow, tell the fucking word that you get.

1240
01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:10,440
Okay.

1241
01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:19,520
Amazingly, uh, the things that we don't want to look at, like, excuse me.

1242
01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:20,520
I'm gay for pay.

1243
01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:21,520
All right.

1244
01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:22,520
Like, but you don't get paid, paid anything.

1245
01:01:22,520 --> 01:01:23,520
Yeah.

1246
01:01:23,520 --> 01:01:24,520
Yeah.

1247
01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:25,520
I get paid experience.

1248
01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:28,520
I get paid in other ways.

1249
01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:34,120
Get my fucking black blown out on camera by none of the best thing I want to see.

1250
01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:36,720
It's like, dad, is that you can your back blown out?

1251
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:37,720
I know.

1252
01:01:37,720 --> 01:01:38,720
No, it's not me.

1253
01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:39,720
That's AI.

1254
01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:40,720
Right.

1255
01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:42,480
You can use that for almost anything now.

1256
01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:43,480
They're doing it.

1257
01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:45,280
How does this our watermarking their videos?

1258
01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:46,280
Yeah.

1259
01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:48,640
Because there's nothing you have to like make sure it like, these are my real videos.

1260
01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:49,640
These are fake.

1261
01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:50,640
Yeah.

1262
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:51,640
Yeah.

1263
01:01:51,640 --> 01:01:52,640
Because a lot of that kind of stuff can be big.

1264
01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:54,880
Have you seen some of those unreal engine ones and stuff?

1265
01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:55,880
My gosh.

1266
01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:56,880
Goodness gracious.

1267
01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:59,960
Like it's getting grain balls of fire.

1268
01:01:59,960 --> 01:02:01,160
And then a lot of that kind of stuff.

1269
01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:06,440
I make a fucking East rail 177, a remake with like AI.

1270
01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:07,440
Probably.

1271
01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:08,440
Yeah.

1272
01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:09,440
If you had a strong enough computer to do it.

1273
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:10,440
Yeah.

1274
01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:12,040
It's cause the next to the universe.

1275
01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:13,040
Well think about it.

1276
01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:18,920
Like with a lot of the AI stuff now, you can make a video by just a prompt and it'll make

1277
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:19,920
you a full video now.

1278
01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:22,720
I mean, it's not cheap to use it.

1279
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:28,120
I don't think, but yeah, it's just fucking saps your fucking whole electrical system.

1280
01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:29,120
My God.

1281
01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:32,160
I bet your fucking computers is lit up in the back.

1282
01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:34,160
It's just on fire.

1283
01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:37,160
Fucking flaming.

1284
01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:39,160
You created accidentally brainiac.

1285
01:02:39,160 --> 01:02:43,040
We're ripped the whole reality.

1286
01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:49,880
Give all the CIA everything.

1287
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:51,680
Every piece of information you got.

1288
01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:54,880
Isn't the CIA like a circle, right?

1289
01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:56,760
The CIA building in Langley?

1290
01:02:56,760 --> 01:02:57,760
I think so.

1291
01:02:57,760 --> 01:02:59,760
It's like a leg.

1292
01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:01,760
It's like a whole round like a, and then the middle is like a courtyard, right?

1293
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:02,760
Yeah.

1294
01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:04,360
Like imagine, like I just imagine like ripping a hole through that.

1295
01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:06,760
Like, like I built a wormhole there by accident.

1296
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:08,760
I didn't even try.

1297
01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:09,760
Oh, whoops.

1298
01:03:09,760 --> 01:03:12,520
Instead of the Pentagon.

1299
01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:14,760
I bet you the underground system is fucking vast.

1300
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:18,000
Yeah, I would assume so.

1301
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:20,240
Like do you think the Pentagon just is what it is?

1302
01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:22,160
My fucking massive down there.

1303
01:03:22,160 --> 01:03:24,040
Or like the White House and stuff.

1304
01:03:24,040 --> 01:03:25,040
You know, that shit goes much further.

1305
01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:27,960
You know, if I was a president, I'd just be living underground.

1306
01:03:27,960 --> 01:03:31,080
You walk into the fucking vaults, see what I could find.

1307
01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:32,920
The name Lincoln's fucking dagger.

1308
01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:33,920
Let me see that.

1309
01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:34,920
There's a top hat.

1310
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:38,880
You can't find a gigantic hat.

1311
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:44,040
You can't find this random shit in the fucking, the vaults of the White House.

1312
01:03:44,040 --> 01:03:45,520
I would do some horrific shit.

1313
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:47,520
Look what I found.

1314
01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:52,200
I found a porno with the president's on it.

1315
01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:55,200
I'll go further inside.

1316
01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:57,160
There's Thomas Jefferson's dildo.

1317
01:03:57,160 --> 01:03:58,160
I don't know.

1318
01:03:58,160 --> 01:03:59,160
Yeah, one.

1319
01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:00,160
Yeah, three actually.

1320
01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:01,160
They all swiveled.

1321
01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:05,640
I love that that was a swivel chair.

1322
01:04:05,640 --> 01:04:08,360
They attached to the swivel chair.

1323
01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:09,360
They were attachment pieces.

1324
01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:12,360
Man, he must, man, that'd be wild.

1325
01:04:12,360 --> 01:04:16,120
It's like all the secrets and like history down there.

1326
01:04:16,120 --> 01:04:18,200
I'm sure there's quite a few things.

1327
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:19,200
Now imagine the Vatican.

1328
01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:24,320
You know, the Vatican's like the largest collection of pornography in the world, I think.

1329
01:04:24,320 --> 01:04:28,320
I think they really heard it somewhere say, yeah, I bet they do.

1330
01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:34,200
I wonder how much I got petition for them.

1331
01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:35,200
They wouldn't let me see it.

1332
01:04:35,200 --> 01:04:39,960
And now I fucking put on the white gloves to peel back the manuscripts.

1333
01:04:39,960 --> 01:04:40,960
Fucking cum stains all over it.

1334
01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:41,960
Like, I'm sorry.

1335
01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:42,960
I know.

1336
01:04:42,960 --> 01:04:43,960
It's not because the pages are old.

1337
01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:44,960
It's just because they're so sticky.

1338
01:04:44,960 --> 01:04:47,960
That would be fucking wild.

1339
01:04:47,960 --> 01:04:51,160
Porn from 400 BC.

1340
01:04:51,160 --> 01:04:53,000
Good Lord.

1341
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:55,040
And thus he thrust it.

1342
01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:58,120
Into what he did not know.

1343
01:04:58,120 --> 01:04:59,120
Pig, man, woman.

1344
01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:00,720
It did not matter to him.

1345
01:05:00,720 --> 01:05:02,320
I'm like, what the fuck?

1346
01:05:02,320 --> 01:05:05,760
I remember seeing that video of that guy fucking a tailpipe.

1347
01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:06,760
No.

1348
01:05:06,760 --> 01:05:07,760
Yes.

1349
01:05:07,760 --> 01:05:08,760
That came up on Twitter.

1350
01:05:08,760 --> 01:05:09,760
It's like, what the fuck?

1351
01:05:09,760 --> 01:05:10,760
Jesus.

1352
01:05:10,760 --> 01:05:13,520
It's like, God, now your car's won't even stay.

1353
01:05:13,520 --> 01:05:14,520
He had to get us some way.

1354
01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:17,520
Because he looks around and watch him.

1355
01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:21,160
He unbuttoned his pants and just started going to town on a car.

1356
01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:22,160
Hell yeah.

1357
01:05:22,160 --> 01:05:24,680
It's like, what the fuck did I just see?

1358
01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:27,680
That shit would feel like it would cut his fucking dick to shreds.

1359
01:05:27,680 --> 01:05:28,680
You would think.

1360
01:05:28,680 --> 01:05:29,680
Jesus.

1361
01:05:29,680 --> 01:05:30,680
He's done it multiple times.

1362
01:05:30,680 --> 01:05:31,680
It's good.

1363
01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:34,760
How fucking fat is his cock that it's even in any fucking tracks?

1364
01:05:34,760 --> 01:05:35,760
How big is a fucking tailpipe?

1365
01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:38,760
It's either got to be a small tailpipe.

1366
01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:45,760
Or he's fucking packing a goddamn Pringles can.

1367
01:05:45,760 --> 01:05:47,760
Oh shit.

1368
01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:49,760
All right.

1369
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:54,120
Ready to move into our character spotlight for the week.

1370
01:05:54,120 --> 01:05:55,120
Yeah.

1371
01:05:55,120 --> 01:05:56,120
What do we got?

1372
01:05:56,120 --> 01:05:57,120
All right.

1373
01:05:57,120 --> 01:05:58,480
For the first character that we got, we got DC Comics again.

1374
01:05:58,480 --> 01:05:59,480
Wildcat.

1375
01:05:59,480 --> 01:06:00,480
Oh yeah.

1376
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:01,480
Wildcat.

1377
01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:03,600
Who's the next one?

1378
01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:09,680
The one after that will be, if I can find my notes here.

1379
01:06:09,680 --> 01:06:10,680
Maybe.

1380
01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:12,480
Oh, my nose is dying.

1381
01:06:12,480 --> 01:06:14,200
Your nose is always stuffy.

1382
01:06:14,200 --> 01:06:15,200
And it's true.

1383
01:06:15,200 --> 01:06:17,640
What kind of hand does that have, people?

1384
01:06:17,640 --> 01:06:18,640
It'll be Enchantress.

1385
01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:19,640
Oh, okay.

1386
01:06:19,640 --> 01:06:21,840
Two different ones.

1387
01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:24,840
And not the suicide squad's Enchantress either.

1388
01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:28,000
That one is a horrible character.

1389
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:29,560
With that weird fucking jingle shit?

1390
01:06:29,560 --> 01:06:30,560
Yeah.

1391
01:06:30,560 --> 01:06:31,560
Yeah.

1392
01:06:31,560 --> 01:06:34,840
With that weird belly dance that was CGI?

1393
01:06:34,840 --> 01:06:35,840
Horrible.

1394
01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:36,840
Horrible.

1395
01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:37,840
All right.

1396
01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:40,760
So the first one we got is Wildcat.

1397
01:06:40,760 --> 01:06:41,760
Okay.

1398
01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:46,120
DC Comics is the publisher, first appearance is in Sensation Comics number one in January

1399
01:06:46,120 --> 01:06:47,120
of 1942.

1400
01:06:47,120 --> 01:06:48,120
Damn.

1401
01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:49,120
So he's a really old actor.

1402
01:06:49,120 --> 01:06:50,120
Dang.

1403
01:06:50,120 --> 01:06:53,120
It's like a little couple years after Superman and Batman.

1404
01:06:53,120 --> 01:06:54,120
Yeah.

1405
01:06:54,120 --> 01:06:55,120
Jesus.

1406
01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:57,600
He was created by Bill Finger, same guy that created Batman.

1407
01:06:57,600 --> 01:06:58,600
Really?

1408
01:06:58,600 --> 01:06:59,600
Yeah.

1409
01:06:59,600 --> 01:07:02,600
And artist Erwin Hason.

1410
01:07:02,600 --> 01:07:04,840
Alter Ego is Theodore Ted Grant.

1411
01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:06,080
Okay.

1412
01:07:06,080 --> 01:07:08,080
He is a metahuman.

1413
01:07:08,080 --> 01:07:13,120
Same affiliations are the Justice Society of America, Suicide Squad, All Star Squadron,

1414
01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:14,120
and Justice League.

1415
01:07:14,120 --> 01:07:15,840
He's got powers?

1416
01:07:15,840 --> 01:07:16,840
Somewhat.

1417
01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:18,680
He does have abilities.

1418
01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:21,800
We'll get to those in a little while though.

1419
01:07:21,800 --> 01:07:27,440
Basically Theodore Ted Grant is a normal human who was given magical, he was magically given

1420
01:07:27,440 --> 01:07:28,440
nine lives.

1421
01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:29,440
Okay.

1422
01:07:29,440 --> 01:07:31,320
So like a cat.

1423
01:07:31,320 --> 01:07:34,240
He remains at the peak of human condition due to his extensive workouts.

1424
01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:39,520
He is a world-class boxer who is trained by, who has trained Batman, Black Canary, and

1425
01:07:39,520 --> 01:07:41,120
even Superman in the art.

1426
01:07:41,120 --> 01:07:44,120
Is he making boxing?

1427
01:07:44,120 --> 01:07:47,120
I don't know if I've seen him throwing three fucking jabs in a fucking right hook.

1428
01:07:47,120 --> 01:07:48,120
Just pop out.

1429
01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:49,120
Yeah.

1430
01:07:49,120 --> 01:07:50,120
You don't see him do that?

1431
01:07:50,120 --> 01:07:51,120
And Darkseid's like, what the fuck?

1432
01:07:51,120 --> 01:07:56,120
He does that to that criminal that knocks his jaw off.

1433
01:07:56,120 --> 01:07:59,120
Just the fat guy sitting there.

1434
01:07:59,120 --> 01:08:03,120
I just thought, I don't see Batman, Superman like fucking bombing and fucking weaving.

1435
01:08:03,120 --> 01:08:05,880
And then he fucking like Tyson like, oh shit.

1436
01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:08,600
Imagine if he started fighting like that.

1437
01:08:08,600 --> 01:08:13,400
Like imagine like, damn like, yeah, like if he put his, all his like weight behind a real

1438
01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:14,400
punch.

1439
01:08:14,400 --> 01:08:15,400
An actual punch?

1440
01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:16,400
God, Jesus.

1441
01:08:16,400 --> 01:08:21,280
Does a fucking Dempsey roll and then fucking cracks you across the dome.

1442
01:08:21,280 --> 01:08:25,360
And I mean, Black Canary could probably use it because all she's got is that voice.

1443
01:08:25,360 --> 01:08:26,360
She needed something else.

1444
01:08:26,360 --> 01:08:30,440
She's gonna fight like a boxer.

1445
01:08:30,440 --> 01:08:36,600
He was trained fighting, let's say he was trained to fight and to become in fighting

1446
01:08:36,600 --> 01:08:41,640
condition by X-Boxer Joe Morgan, the same man who trained Grant's fellow mystery man,

1447
01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:42,640
the Adam and the Guardian.

1448
01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:45,520
So the Adam, the Adam was like that five foot two guy.

1449
01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:46,520
Yeah.

1450
01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:52,040
He was like, he went from 98 pounds a weekling to 114 pounds of flyweight muscle apparently.

1451
01:08:52,040 --> 01:08:53,040
Yeah.

1452
01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:58,380
Ted Grant, first on the Wildcub costume in Sensation Comics, 1942.

1453
01:08:58,380 --> 01:09:00,640
The same issue in which Mr. Terrific premiered.

1454
01:09:00,640 --> 01:09:02,480
Mr. Ruff is that old too?

1455
01:09:02,480 --> 01:09:03,480
Yeah.

1456
01:09:03,480 --> 01:09:04,480
Well, they're black though.

1457
01:09:04,480 --> 01:09:05,480
Yeah.

1458
01:09:05,480 --> 01:09:08,480
Like I don't know how well they would portray a black man in 1942.

1459
01:09:08,480 --> 01:09:13,240
You win third, didn't you?

1460
01:09:13,240 --> 01:09:14,240
I'm just being honest.

1461
01:09:14,240 --> 01:09:17,200
I don't think they showed him very well.

1462
01:09:17,200 --> 01:09:20,680
Wildcats origin is chronicled in Sensation number one, as well as Secret Origins number

1463
01:09:20,680 --> 01:09:25,960
three from 1973 and Ars Ar Squadron annual number one in 1982.

1464
01:09:25,960 --> 01:09:33,120
Henry Grant vowed on his baby son's crib that he could...

1465
01:09:33,120 --> 01:09:35,560
On the way on his son's crib, not his son.

1466
01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:41,120
So he's like, wait, the wording, he vowed nothing.

1467
01:09:41,120 --> 01:09:44,200
He picked up his son and threw him aside and he vowed to his crib.

1468
01:09:44,200 --> 01:09:45,440
Listen, crib.

1469
01:09:45,440 --> 01:09:50,480
Henry Grant, so this is his dad, basically vowed on Ted Grant's crib.

1470
01:09:50,480 --> 01:09:51,480
So if the...

1471
01:09:51,480 --> 01:09:52,480
Wait, so what the crib?

1472
01:09:52,480 --> 01:09:53,480
I don't...

1473
01:09:53,480 --> 01:09:54,480
I know what they're trying to say.

1474
01:09:54,480 --> 01:09:57,560
He was laying in the crib, but that's not what you...

1475
01:09:57,560 --> 01:10:04,120
So Henry Grant vowed on his baby son's crib that his child would not grow up afraid of

1476
01:10:04,120 --> 01:10:05,120
life.

1477
01:10:05,120 --> 01:10:07,640
So he encouraged his son to participate in sports.

1478
01:10:07,640 --> 01:10:10,600
Orphaned during the Great Depression, Ted Grant found himself unemployed in the big

1479
01:10:10,600 --> 01:10:11,600
city.

1480
01:10:11,600 --> 01:10:16,240
One night he saved Soccer Smith, the heavyweight boxing champion, from a mugging.

1481
01:10:16,240 --> 01:10:17,240
So what?

1482
01:10:17,240 --> 01:10:18,240
He couldn't play soccer?

1483
01:10:18,240 --> 01:10:19,240
What the...

1484
01:10:19,240 --> 01:10:24,440
His name is Soccer Smith and he decided to be a boxer instead.

1485
01:10:24,440 --> 01:10:26,200
Soccer and I spelled S-O-C-C-E.

1486
01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:27,200
Soccer.

1487
01:10:27,200 --> 01:10:28,200
S-O-C-C-E-R?

1488
01:10:28,200 --> 01:10:29,200
Yeah.

1489
01:10:29,200 --> 01:10:30,200
Soccer Smith.

1490
01:10:30,200 --> 01:10:31,200
Clever.

1491
01:10:31,200 --> 01:10:32,200
It's a good name.

1492
01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:33,640
It was actually Soccer Smith.

1493
01:10:33,640 --> 01:10:34,640
I play soccer.

1494
01:10:34,640 --> 01:10:37,640
I'm a boxer, but my name...

1495
01:10:37,640 --> 01:10:39,680
S-O-C-C-E-R, sir.

1496
01:10:39,680 --> 01:10:40,680
Sucker.

1497
01:10:40,680 --> 01:10:42,480
No, soccer as in S-O-C-K-E-R.

1498
01:10:42,480 --> 01:10:43,480
Yeah.

1499
01:10:43,480 --> 01:10:46,280
Should've called him Socken.

1500
01:10:46,280 --> 01:10:47,760
But again, this is 1942.

1501
01:10:47,760 --> 01:10:49,640
How many people really played soccer back then?

1502
01:10:49,640 --> 01:10:50,640
Everybody.

1503
01:10:50,640 --> 01:10:52,120
They're not fucking goddamn global.

1504
01:10:52,120 --> 01:10:53,120
Now, yeah.

1505
01:10:53,120 --> 01:10:54,120
Jesus.

1506
01:10:54,120 --> 01:10:55,120
I don't know how old he was in the 1940s.

1507
01:10:55,120 --> 01:10:58,280
Jogger not, it was four.

1508
01:10:58,280 --> 01:11:01,640
Soccer took Ted under his wing and soon Ted became a heavyweight boxing champion in his

1509
01:11:01,640 --> 01:11:02,720
own right.

1510
01:11:02,720 --> 01:11:06,840
He also became tangled unknowingly in his manager's sinister plans.

1511
01:11:06,840 --> 01:11:07,840
Sinister?

1512
01:11:07,840 --> 01:11:11,840
I would love to hear his sinister plans.

1513
01:11:11,840 --> 01:11:14,440
It makes me sound like he's a joker.

1514
01:11:14,440 --> 01:11:15,440
I know.

1515
01:11:15,440 --> 01:11:21,280
His mentor, Soccer Smith, was killed by Grant's managers, Flint and Skinner, who used a syringe

1516
01:11:21,280 --> 01:11:22,960
loaded with poison and a boxing glove.

1517
01:11:22,960 --> 01:11:24,400
Jesus Christ.

1518
01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:27,400
So it is fucking sinister as fuck.

1519
01:11:27,400 --> 01:11:29,640
So it was pretty bad.

1520
01:11:29,640 --> 01:11:30,640
Yeah.

1521
01:11:30,640 --> 01:11:36,360
The dose was only intended to slow down Smith, but due to misjudging the potency, he died.

1522
01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:37,360
Nah.

1523
01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:42,400
When Grant was arrested for the crime, Flint and Skinner, afraid that he might know what

1524
01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:46,600
had really happened, arranged for the young fighter to be killed too.

1525
01:11:46,600 --> 01:11:50,880
Grant escaped the attempt and survived, but the policemen with him were killed.

1526
01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:53,000
As a result, he became a fugitive.

1527
01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:58,000
Later he came upon a child who had been robbed of his Green Lantern comic.

1528
01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:02,800
The boy, describing the mystery of being Green Lantern, the Green Lantern comic, inspired

1529
01:12:02,800 --> 01:12:06,040
Grant to create the costume of a large black cat.

1530
01:12:06,040 --> 01:12:09,040
He took the name Wildcat and vowed to clear his name.

1531
01:12:09,040 --> 01:12:10,880
He brought Flint and Skinner to justice.

1532
01:12:10,880 --> 01:12:16,920
The criminals were forced to confess, clearing Grant's name and obtaining justice for Smith.

1533
01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:20,040
Using the identity of Wildcat, Grant continued to fight crime after that.

1534
01:12:20,040 --> 01:12:28,840
By issue four, Wildcat had a custom motorbike, the cat-o-cycle, and a comedy sidekick named

1535
01:12:28,840 --> 01:12:29,840
Stretch Skinner.

1536
01:12:29,840 --> 01:12:52,340
In the pages of All Star Comics, Wildcat had a few adventures as a member of the Justice

1537
01:12:52,340 --> 01:12:53,960
Society of America.

1538
01:12:53,960 --> 01:12:58,920
In the 1980s, whenever the All Star Squadron was published, it created a retroactive continuity

1539
01:12:58,920 --> 01:13:03,400
in which the majority of World War II mystery men interacted with each other.

1540
01:13:03,400 --> 01:13:07,120
Wildcat had a place as a member in the conglomeration of heroes as well.

1541
01:13:07,120 --> 01:13:14,440
In the 1970s run of All Star Comics, Wildcat played a central role as a JSA member.

1542
01:13:14,440 --> 01:13:22,920
In the story arc, when Witch saw Green Lantern go berserk, the Commissioner Bruce Wayne issued

1543
01:13:22,920 --> 01:13:27,440
an arrest warrant for the JSA.

1544
01:13:27,440 --> 01:13:31,640
It was Wildcat's ability to look fear in the face that allowed him to defeat the real mastermind

1545
01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:34,200
of the disaster, the second, Psycho Pirate.

1546
01:13:34,200 --> 01:13:35,200
Psycho Pirate.

1547
01:13:35,200 --> 01:13:37,600
You know what's wild about Psycho Pirate?

1548
01:13:37,600 --> 01:13:43,440
He's like one of the main characters portrayed in the new Justice League Infinity Crisis

1549
01:13:43,440 --> 01:13:44,760
movie, part two.

1550
01:13:44,760 --> 01:13:45,760
Really?

1551
01:13:45,760 --> 01:13:47,600
Yeah, I was watching it last night on Macs.

1552
01:13:47,600 --> 01:13:48,600
Psycho Pirate?

1553
01:13:48,600 --> 01:13:54,120
Yeah, part one, and then Psycho Pirate is like the main driving force of part two.

1554
01:13:54,120 --> 01:13:55,120
Oh really?

1555
01:13:55,120 --> 01:13:58,720
And then part three, whenever it drops on Macs.

1556
01:13:58,720 --> 01:14:02,760
I'm not paying 20 bucks for that shit on Amazon Prime.

1557
01:14:02,760 --> 01:14:08,120
In 1985 during the Crisis on Infinite Earths, Ted's legs were shattered by an out of control

1558
01:14:08,120 --> 01:14:13,800
where it felt like he had a lot of his kneecaps and he broke them off of a fucking wheelchair.

1559
01:14:13,800 --> 01:14:18,600
We were talking about that, it's like oh that happened.

1560
01:14:18,600 --> 01:14:20,880
Everyone's breaking their fucking knees.

1561
01:14:20,880 --> 01:14:23,520
And he was told that he'd never walk again.

1562
01:14:23,520 --> 01:14:28,680
He soon discovered that his granddaughter Yolanda Montez had recently become the second

1563
01:14:28,680 --> 01:14:29,680
Wildcat though.

1564
01:14:29,680 --> 01:14:30,680
Wildcat.

1565
01:14:30,680 --> 01:14:35,800
Back on Earth One, an Earth One version of Ted Grant existed pre-Crisis and teamed up

1566
01:14:35,800 --> 01:14:40,520
with Batman, himself a retired World Heavyweight Champion, like his Earth Two counterpart,

1567
01:14:40,520 --> 01:14:41,880
on five occasions.

1568
01:14:41,880 --> 01:14:45,840
This version of Ted had a relatively minor career and his origin and early years were

1569
01:14:45,840 --> 01:14:47,040
not chronicled.

1570
01:14:47,040 --> 01:14:51,760
This version of Ted also ceased to exist following the events of Crisis on Infinite Earths, with

1571
01:14:51,760 --> 01:14:55,040
the Earth Two version becoming the dominant version of the new unified universe.

1572
01:14:55,040 --> 01:14:59,520
Right, so imagine fucking Mike Tyson breaking into the fucking drug house, right?

1573
01:14:59,520 --> 01:15:00,520
Yeah.

1574
01:15:00,520 --> 01:15:01,520
And just fucking wailing on people.

1575
01:15:01,520 --> 01:15:02,520
That's kind of what Ted did.

1576
01:15:02,520 --> 01:15:03,520
I'm here to stop crime.

1577
01:15:03,520 --> 01:15:04,520
Stop crime.

1578
01:15:04,520 --> 01:15:05,520
I need you to think before.

1579
01:15:05,520 --> 01:15:06,520
One guy's like, are you Mike Tyson?

1580
01:15:06,520 --> 01:15:13,520
And he's like this big goofy mask on and he's just getting fucking socked in the fangs.

1581
01:15:13,520 --> 01:15:14,520
No.

1582
01:15:14,520 --> 01:15:19,480
That would just be like, because they didn't really talk about that in terms of like a

1583
01:15:19,480 --> 01:15:20,480
realistic portrayal.

1584
01:15:20,480 --> 01:15:21,480
Yeah.

1585
01:15:21,480 --> 01:15:24,760
Imagine a guy dressed up like in a suit, like a Batman suit, right?

1586
01:15:24,760 --> 01:15:26,560
With the punching power of heavyweight boxer.

1587
01:15:26,560 --> 01:15:28,720
He's like, God.

1588
01:15:28,720 --> 01:15:30,240
Just caving fucking skulls in.

1589
01:15:30,240 --> 01:15:32,040
And they have all everybody's ears bitten.

1590
01:15:32,040 --> 01:15:33,040
Yeah.

1591
01:15:33,040 --> 01:15:36,200
He's just fucking, you see Batman doing the fucking Dempsey roll, huh?

1592
01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:37,200
Huh?

1593
01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:38,200
Oh my God.

1594
01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:41,200
Are you Mike Tyson?

1595
01:15:41,200 --> 01:15:44,680
You'll never remember.

1596
01:15:44,680 --> 01:15:45,680
Maybe.

1597
01:15:45,680 --> 01:15:51,920
Like imagine like he went up to like a regular Bane, right?

1598
01:15:51,920 --> 01:15:52,920
Yeah.

1599
01:15:52,920 --> 01:15:55,440
And Bane's like a powerful military like level guy, right?

1600
01:15:55,440 --> 01:15:56,440
Yes.

1601
01:15:56,440 --> 01:16:03,160
But like professional fighters are like above military in terms of like combat ability.

1602
01:16:03,160 --> 01:16:04,720
Like combat power anyway.

1603
01:16:04,720 --> 01:16:05,720
Right.

1604
01:16:05,720 --> 01:16:06,720
Yeah.

1605
01:16:06,720 --> 01:16:07,720
Like they have like the lethal stuff, right?

1606
01:16:07,720 --> 01:16:11,560
But like if it was like a one-on-one, no weapons, no nothing, it was just a fist fight.

1607
01:16:11,560 --> 01:16:15,240
Like imagine like Bane like coming up and that Mike Tyson five foot 10 fucking rocks

1608
01:16:15,240 --> 01:16:16,240
his shit off.

1609
01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:19,240
And Bane's like, oh.

1610
01:16:19,240 --> 01:16:21,800
He does the fucking wobbly legs.

1611
01:16:21,800 --> 01:16:24,400
You know what the best protruder of that is?

1612
01:16:24,400 --> 01:16:29,160
Was a short with Green Arrow where he was in an airport trying to save his princess,

1613
01:16:29,160 --> 01:16:30,160
this little girl.

1614
01:16:30,160 --> 01:16:31,160
Yeah.

1615
01:16:31,160 --> 01:16:34,160
And he has a fight with one of the henchmen and they have like a realistic looking fight

1616
01:16:34,160 --> 01:16:36,240
where like they're having like a boxing match.

1617
01:16:36,240 --> 01:16:40,600
The henchman does this little weird feint and then he somehow gets underneath the Green

1618
01:16:40,600 --> 01:16:45,600
Arrow's like guard and he punches him like square in the fucking nose and rocks his shit

1619
01:16:45,600 --> 01:16:46,600
and like boom.

1620
01:16:46,600 --> 01:16:47,600
I'm like, oh shit.

1621
01:16:47,600 --> 01:16:48,600
He caught him.

1622
01:16:48,600 --> 01:16:53,800
Well, remember the saying that I can't remember what comic book it was in, but Batman where

1623
01:16:53,800 --> 01:16:57,880
he's like, it isn't going to be somebody like Joker or somebody like that that kills him.

1624
01:16:57,880 --> 01:17:01,040
It's going to be the one kid that gets fucking lucky.

1625
01:17:01,040 --> 01:17:04,080
Some guy that like took like a couple of gases in boxing and fucking hit him across the jaw.

1626
01:17:04,080 --> 01:17:05,080
Yeah.

1627
01:17:05,080 --> 01:17:08,160
It's going to be that one person that he's not expecting that's just going to fuck him

1628
01:17:08,160 --> 01:17:09,160
up.

1629
01:17:09,160 --> 01:17:12,760
So he's prepared for it, but you never know.

1630
01:17:12,760 --> 01:17:17,040
It's bad when you're not afraid of like people like Bane or Joker or you know, like Riddler

1631
01:17:17,040 --> 01:17:18,040
none of them.

1632
01:17:18,040 --> 01:17:25,000
It's like, no, it's that one little henchman, that little cocky son of a bitch.

1633
01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:28,120
Which they made fun of or not made fun of, but they actually portrayed in Batman, the

1634
01:17:28,120 --> 01:17:34,160
animated series where it's the day Batman died where Joker, he puts all the villains

1635
01:17:34,160 --> 01:17:38,900
in like a courtroom and stuff like that where he's like, who killed Batman?

1636
01:17:38,900 --> 01:17:40,720
It's his job to kill Batman.

1637
01:17:40,720 --> 01:17:44,760
I'll have to find that video and show it to you later though.

1638
01:17:44,760 --> 01:17:45,920
All right.

1639
01:17:45,920 --> 01:17:50,400
After the crisis, the injuries that Ted had sustained were downgraded from paraplegia

1640
01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:54,200
to extremely severe injuries from which he recovered quickly.

1641
01:17:54,200 --> 01:17:57,600
He was also still a formerly the heavyweight champion of the world.

1642
01:17:57,600 --> 01:18:03,520
In addition, Ted is also credited with being an expert at combat through the though he

1643
01:18:03,520 --> 01:18:07,720
prefers to trade punches as part of his brawling style.

1644
01:18:07,720 --> 01:18:11,600
Even in his advanced years on several occasions, Ted has knocked out experienced fighters with

1645
01:18:11,600 --> 01:18:12,920
a single punch.

1646
01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:20,240
Later, Ted was present whenever the JSA willingly exiled themselves into limbo to prevent Ragnarok

1647
01:18:20,240 --> 01:18:22,320
as part of a time loop.

1648
01:18:22,320 --> 01:18:26,000
So now he was always training Ragnarok.

1649
01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:30,680
He remained there for several years until he was freed with the rest of the JSA in Armageddon

1650
01:18:30,680 --> 01:18:32,100
Inferno.

1651
01:18:32,100 --> 01:18:36,320
He was present during the Justice Society disastrous fight with X-Stand during Zero

1652
01:18:36,320 --> 01:18:40,840
Hour, which we covered a long time ago, and fell victim to X-Stand's time manipulation

1653
01:18:40,840 --> 01:18:44,900
powers which restored Wildcat to his proper age.

1654
01:18:44,900 --> 01:18:46,480
That of an elderly sickly man.

1655
01:18:46,480 --> 01:18:47,480
Damn.

1656
01:18:47,480 --> 01:18:53,800
In the wake of Zero Hour, Wildcat retired from active crime fighting and again became

1657
01:18:53,800 --> 01:18:56,920
a full-time trainer in his role as a professional boxer.

1658
01:18:56,920 --> 01:19:01,380
In private, he continued to train younger superheroes in the martial arts.

1659
01:19:01,380 --> 01:19:05,160
In addition, new details were revealed about Wildcat's past.

1660
01:19:05,160 --> 01:19:07,040
One being the existence of two sons.

1661
01:19:07,040 --> 01:19:12,160
His eldest son, Jake, was kidnapped by the Gila Wasp and later murdered by Killer Wasp.

1662
01:19:12,160 --> 01:19:17,560
His youngest son, Tom, was raised exclusively by the boy's mother without Ted's knowledge.

1663
01:19:17,560 --> 01:19:23,040
Ted also had torrid of affairs with Selina Kyle as well as an affair with the Time Displaced

1664
01:19:23,040 --> 01:19:24,040
Hippolyta.

1665
01:19:24,040 --> 01:19:26,240
So he got it, eh?

1666
01:19:26,240 --> 01:19:27,240
Yeah.

1667
01:19:27,240 --> 01:19:31,000
Although Batman got the first one.

1668
01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:36,200
Twice during the post-Zero Hour retirement, Ted was severely injured defending innocent

1669
01:19:36,200 --> 01:19:37,200
lives.

1670
01:19:37,200 --> 01:19:43,200
He received the first injury defending patrons of the bar Warriors, run by the ex-Green Lantern

1671
01:19:43,200 --> 01:19:45,120
Guy Gardner.

1672
01:19:45,120 --> 01:19:49,240
Later he was injured in a rescue operation during a planet-wide snowfall.

1673
01:19:49,240 --> 01:19:53,640
On both occasions he was treated on-site by Warriors and miraculously recovered from his

1674
01:19:53,640 --> 01:19:54,640
injuries.

1675
01:19:54,640 --> 01:19:57,200
It was later revealed that Ted possesses nine lives.

1676
01:19:57,200 --> 01:20:01,600
The result of the magician Zatara altering a curse placed upon him by a sorcerer named

1677
01:20:01,600 --> 01:20:05,600
King Inferno after Ted refused to throw a boxing match for the wizard.

1678
01:20:05,600 --> 01:20:09,200
Wow, so this was like, you know what, fuck you, here's a curse.

1679
01:20:09,200 --> 01:20:12,560
Yeah, and Zatara changed it.

1680
01:20:12,560 --> 01:20:13,560
So is Zatana's dad.

1681
01:20:13,560 --> 01:20:14,560
What was the curse?

1682
01:20:14,560 --> 01:20:18,480
Cause they just gave him nine lives.

1683
01:20:18,480 --> 01:20:19,480
Yeah.

1684
01:20:19,480 --> 01:20:23,840
It was intended to transform him into an actual cat.

1685
01:20:23,840 --> 01:20:28,960
But instead gave him nine mortality, meaning that he can only die if he is killed nine

1686
01:20:28,960 --> 01:20:31,480
times in rapid succession.

1687
01:20:31,480 --> 01:20:34,680
So fucking impossible unless you're told by the fucking volcano.

1688
01:20:34,680 --> 01:20:39,040
Yeah, like dad, dad, dad, dad.

1689
01:20:39,040 --> 01:20:41,040
Or nine well-placed bullets.

1690
01:20:41,040 --> 01:20:46,440
You got dead shot up there.

1691
01:20:46,440 --> 01:20:47,440
Many men.

1692
01:20:47,440 --> 01:20:50,920
Would you just have to maul me?

1693
01:20:50,920 --> 01:20:53,560
That would be hard to kill a motherfucking nine times in a row.

1694
01:20:53,560 --> 01:20:54,560
Yeah.

1695
01:20:54,560 --> 01:20:56,280
Unless you were in consecutive rapid succession.

1696
01:20:56,280 --> 01:20:57,280
Yeah.

1697
01:20:57,280 --> 01:20:59,520
You have to like, yeah, like everything would have to be like an instant kill.

1698
01:20:59,520 --> 01:21:00,520
Yeah.

1699
01:21:00,520 --> 01:21:01,520
And like fast.

1700
01:21:01,520 --> 01:21:03,800
Like the fucking omega beams or some shit.

1701
01:21:03,800 --> 01:21:06,200
That's probably one of the only things that could actually kill him.

1702
01:21:06,200 --> 01:21:08,240
Or just continuous laser from Superman.

1703
01:21:08,240 --> 01:21:11,240
Or he just fucking throws him into space, bitch.

1704
01:21:11,240 --> 01:21:12,240
Ha.

1705
01:21:12,240 --> 01:21:13,240
Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad.

1706
01:21:13,240 --> 01:21:14,240
Just fucking blowing him in space.

1707
01:21:14,240 --> 01:21:15,240
And then he'd don't die.

1708
01:21:15,240 --> 01:21:17,560
I guess he wouldn't because he would be one death.

1709
01:21:17,560 --> 01:21:19,320
Like once you bring him back to life.

1710
01:21:19,320 --> 01:21:20,320
Yeah.

1711
01:21:20,320 --> 01:21:23,320
But then he would be all bloated and.

1712
01:21:23,320 --> 01:21:25,000
Where is shit that happens to you?

1713
01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:27,000
Your dead body in space?

1714
01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:28,000
Yeah.

1715
01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:31,000
In the DC universe in the Watchmen sequel Doomsday Clock.

1716
01:21:31,000 --> 01:21:32,000
Watchmen?

1717
01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:33,000
Yeah.

1718
01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:34,200
The Watchmen sequel Doomsday Clock.

1719
01:21:34,200 --> 01:21:35,200
Damn.

1720
01:21:35,200 --> 01:21:38,520
Wildcat is among the superheroes that return after Dr. Manhattan undoes his experiment

1721
01:21:38,520 --> 01:21:42,240
on the timeline that erased the Justice Society and the Legion of Superheroes.

1722
01:21:42,240 --> 01:21:47,360
In the pages of Dark Knight's Death Metal, Wildcat was with Alan Scott, Jay Garrick,

1723
01:21:47,360 --> 01:21:49,400
and Dr. Fate, guardian of Valhalla Cemetery.

1724
01:21:49,400 --> 01:21:56,520
In the pages of The New Golden Age, Wildcat visits Dr. Midnight during his studies of

1725
01:21:56,520 --> 01:22:02,520
Cherry Bomb and the notes that Human Bomb was left behind.

1726
01:22:02,520 --> 01:22:06,800
He asks about her situation with Yolanda as she missed her train.

1727
01:22:06,800 --> 01:22:08,920
His powers and abilities though.

1728
01:22:08,920 --> 01:22:10,480
Ted Grant is an expert fighter.

1729
01:22:10,480 --> 01:22:11,480
And we.

1730
01:22:11,480 --> 01:22:12,480
And we.

1731
01:22:12,480 --> 01:22:17,560
If you say powers and abilities, hands, and then we move on.

1732
01:22:17,560 --> 01:22:25,560
But he's got those hands.

1733
01:22:25,560 --> 01:22:27,440
He's a world champion heavyweight boxer.

1734
01:22:27,440 --> 01:22:31,360
At the peak of his physical condition, he is also highly skilled in other martial arts

1735
01:22:31,360 --> 01:22:34,400
such as, I'm gonna fuck up this.

1736
01:22:34,400 --> 01:22:35,400
More hands.

1737
01:22:35,400 --> 01:22:36,400
Capoeira.

1738
01:22:36,400 --> 01:22:37,400
Capoeira.

1739
01:22:37,400 --> 01:22:38,400
Oh, Capoeira.

1740
01:22:38,400 --> 01:22:39,400
Yeah, yeah.

1741
01:22:39,400 --> 01:22:40,400
So yeah, I got close.

1742
01:22:40,400 --> 01:22:42,400
I don't see that big motherfucker doing capoeira.

1743
01:22:42,400 --> 01:22:43,400
That's just a dancing.

1744
01:22:43,400 --> 01:22:46,040
I don't see him dancing.

1745
01:22:46,040 --> 01:22:47,840
Papakito.

1746
01:22:47,840 --> 01:22:48,840
Kickboxing.

1747
01:22:48,840 --> 01:22:52,840
Papakito is a scorpion from Mortal Kombat's main martial art.

1748
01:22:52,840 --> 01:22:55,160
Get over here.

1749
01:22:55,160 --> 01:22:56,160
Kickboxing.

1750
01:22:56,160 --> 01:22:57,160
Krav Maga.

1751
01:22:57,160 --> 01:22:58,160
I don't see that motherfucker kicking at all.

1752
01:22:58,160 --> 01:23:00,680
He's got like a thick ass tree trunk legs.

1753
01:23:00,680 --> 01:23:02,680
He needs them for fucking fisting.

1754
01:23:02,680 --> 01:23:06,600
Imagine getting kicked by him though.

1755
01:23:06,600 --> 01:23:09,020
Muay Thai and Tae Kwon Do.

1756
01:23:09,020 --> 01:23:13,240
He was given nine lives as a result of a magical spell which explains his longevity.

1757
01:23:13,240 --> 01:23:15,160
These nine lives have not only.

1758
01:23:15,160 --> 01:23:18,080
So if he dies of old age, he just comes back?

1759
01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:24,000
Well these nine lives have not only kept him young but also restored him to life if he

1760
01:23:24,000 --> 01:23:25,800
is explicitly killed.

1761
01:23:25,800 --> 01:23:29,720
He is also surprisingly strong and subtly super god.

1762
01:23:29,720 --> 01:23:34,080
If I could even fucking read that, it'd be nice.

1763
01:23:34,080 --> 01:23:35,080
Superbly adult.

1764
01:23:35,080 --> 01:23:36,080
Superbly adult.

1765
01:23:36,080 --> 01:23:37,080
Nice.

1766
01:23:37,080 --> 01:23:38,080
So he is faster than he looks.

1767
01:23:38,080 --> 01:23:41,080
Does somebody scare when a big motherfucker can run?

1768
01:23:41,080 --> 01:23:45,000
Also whenever the ultra human mind controlled all of the heroes and villains on earth, he

1769
01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:47,240
was unable to control Wildcat.

1770
01:23:47,240 --> 01:23:48,680
Wildcat?

1771
01:23:48,680 --> 01:23:52,920
Wildcat's resistance has never been explained other than ultra human knight quoting Mark

1772
01:23:52,920 --> 01:23:57,040
Twain who said that a cat can never be made the slave of a leash.

1773
01:23:57,040 --> 01:24:00,240
That makes perfect fucking sense actually.

1774
01:24:00,240 --> 01:24:01,240
Unruly motherfucker.

1775
01:24:01,240 --> 01:24:06,200
He's got the brain.

1776
01:24:06,200 --> 01:24:10,880
Whether this was another cat like ability Wildcat gained from the magical spell or there

1777
01:24:10,880 --> 01:24:14,200
is another reason was never explained or referred to ever again.

1778
01:24:14,200 --> 01:24:18,760
What if he had like small cat traits where like let's say they're all standing talking

1779
01:24:18,760 --> 01:24:21,800
at a meeting right there, they're all talking and he slowly pushes the pitcher of water

1780
01:24:21,800 --> 01:24:23,800
over and then drops over the edge.

1781
01:24:23,800 --> 01:24:26,800
He'd be fucked up and it'd be funny.

1782
01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:28,840
What the fuck Wildcat?

1783
01:24:28,840 --> 01:24:32,200
He can also cut through metal with his claws and land on his feet.

1784
01:24:32,200 --> 01:24:34,240
If I guess from whatever height.

1785
01:24:34,240 --> 01:24:35,240
I don't like that.

1786
01:24:35,240 --> 01:24:37,280
I like just his fucking knuckles just cracking skulls.

1787
01:24:37,280 --> 01:24:38,280
He's got claws too.

1788
01:24:38,280 --> 01:24:39,280
No, that doesn't feel right.

1789
01:24:39,280 --> 01:24:44,120
He's a Wolverine character from the Four World Wolverine.

1790
01:24:44,120 --> 01:24:45,960
I just want to fucking close hands.

1791
01:24:45,960 --> 01:24:49,680
He's got fucking titanium fucking knuckles too.

1792
01:24:49,680 --> 01:24:50,680
Probably does.

1793
01:24:50,680 --> 01:24:52,680
We got thick ass fucking bony ass knuckles.

1794
01:24:52,680 --> 01:24:57,240
You know I think when people put out one finger like and they have a like kind of crumb and

1795
01:24:57,240 --> 01:24:59,960
they like they smack it on someone's thigh and it shit hurts.

1796
01:24:59,960 --> 01:25:00,960
Yeah.

1797
01:25:00,960 --> 01:25:01,960
But he does that a lot to people.

1798
01:25:01,960 --> 01:25:02,960
That shit must fucking kill.

1799
01:25:02,960 --> 01:25:04,960
Now here's a list of his enemies.

1800
01:25:04,960 --> 01:25:05,960
Okay.

1801
01:25:05,960 --> 01:25:08,640
No, some of these are funny.

1802
01:25:08,640 --> 01:25:09,640
Buzzard Burnet.

1803
01:25:09,640 --> 01:25:10,640
Wow.

1804
01:25:10,640 --> 01:25:11,640
A cricket boxing manager.

1805
01:25:11,640 --> 01:25:14,320
That's one of his.

1806
01:25:14,320 --> 01:25:15,320
Unbelievable.

1807
01:25:15,320 --> 01:25:16,320
The caveman.

1808
01:25:16,320 --> 01:25:22,360
Is that caveman from Flintstones?

1809
01:25:22,360 --> 01:25:24,560
Caveman.

1810
01:25:24,560 --> 01:25:31,040
A caveman themed villain.

1811
01:25:31,040 --> 01:25:32,040
Flint and Skinner.

1812
01:25:32,040 --> 01:25:33,040
We already talked about them.

1813
01:25:33,040 --> 01:25:34,040
How they fucked him up basically.

1814
01:25:34,040 --> 01:25:35,040
Yeah.

1815
01:25:35,040 --> 01:25:36,840
Giles and Hog.

1816
01:25:36,840 --> 01:25:39,560
Jewel thieves that posed as private detectives.

1817
01:25:39,560 --> 01:25:43,360
Their activities led to Wildcat first meeting Stretch Skinner whenever the jewel thieves

1818
01:25:43,360 --> 01:25:44,920
tried to scam him.

1819
01:25:44,920 --> 01:25:45,920
Hmm.

1820
01:25:45,920 --> 01:25:48,120
So these are very like base level villains.

1821
01:25:48,120 --> 01:25:49,120
Yeah.

1822
01:25:49,120 --> 01:25:50,120
Which is fucking hilarious.

1823
01:25:50,120 --> 01:25:54,880
Tried to buy a cock ring of diamonds and they fucking swindle him.

1824
01:25:54,880 --> 01:25:55,880
The headless horseman.

1825
01:25:55,880 --> 01:25:58,760
Damn it I can't punch without there's not there.

1826
01:25:58,760 --> 01:26:01,400
A criminal who masquerades as the headless horseman.

1827
01:26:01,400 --> 01:26:04,760
Imagine him punching him in the stomach and it's his fat head down there.

1828
01:26:04,760 --> 01:26:06,760
Oh you rax.

1829
01:26:06,760 --> 01:26:09,800
Got his body shot some fucking kale.

1830
01:26:09,800 --> 01:26:13,080
Oh my fucking liver.

1831
01:26:13,080 --> 01:26:17,740
He also appeared in different versions or alternate timelines and different stories.

1832
01:26:17,740 --> 01:26:19,400
So we have DC the new frontier.

1833
01:26:19,400 --> 01:26:23,800
Wildcat cameos as a world heavyweight champion defending his title against Cassius Clay.

1834
01:26:23,800 --> 01:26:24,800
Cassius Clay.

1835
01:26:24,800 --> 01:26:26,680
That's fucking Muhammad Ali.

1836
01:26:26,680 --> 01:26:27,680
Yeah.

1837
01:26:27,680 --> 01:26:28,960
Kingdom Come.

1838
01:26:28,960 --> 01:26:32,240
The giant story that existed back then.

1839
01:26:32,240 --> 01:26:33,640
The gray haired superman.

1840
01:26:33,640 --> 01:26:34,640
Yeah.

1841
01:26:34,640 --> 01:26:35,640
Yeah.

1842
01:26:35,640 --> 01:26:41,000
And then basically Wildcat as a humanoid black panther with the soul of Ted Grant.

1843
01:26:41,000 --> 01:26:46,400
He is seen working with Batman's group and with other offspring of the Justice League.

1844
01:26:46,400 --> 01:26:51,120
It's not clear whether or not he dies whenever the UN unleashes a nuclear attack against

1845
01:26:51,120 --> 01:26:53,680
the medic humans at the end of the comic though.

1846
01:26:53,680 --> 01:26:54,680
Yeesh.

1847
01:26:54,680 --> 01:26:55,680
Yeah.

1848
01:26:55,680 --> 01:26:58,640
We have him appearing in the Sandman slash Prez.

1849
01:26:58,640 --> 01:27:03,860
Wildcat is portrayed as a boxer not as a superhero in that.

1850
01:27:03,860 --> 01:27:05,920
And then Earth 2.

1851
01:27:05,920 --> 01:27:12,640
In the story Earth 2 World's End Ted Grant appears as a boxer living in the same world

1852
01:27:12,640 --> 01:27:17,480
army refuge camp as Dick and Barbara Grayson during Darkseid's invasion of Earth.

1853
01:27:17,480 --> 01:27:19,680
After Barbara's death Ted trains.

1854
01:27:19,680 --> 01:27:21,960
The way they write it though.

1855
01:27:21,960 --> 01:27:22,960
He trains Dick.

1856
01:27:22,960 --> 01:27:23,960
But he does.

1857
01:27:23,960 --> 01:27:24,960
I train that dick.

1858
01:27:24,960 --> 01:27:25,960
In offensive and defensive fighting.

1859
01:27:25,960 --> 01:27:30,960
He had to restate your dick from other dicks.

1860
01:27:30,960 --> 01:27:34,680
And joins him on a mission to recover his lost son.

1861
01:27:34,680 --> 01:27:37,520
Just the whole phrase is fucking hilarious.

1862
01:27:37,520 --> 01:27:38,720
He trains Dick.

1863
01:27:38,720 --> 01:27:40,760
He trains Dick.

1864
01:27:40,760 --> 01:27:43,360
He's also appeared in live action which is surprising.

1865
01:27:43,360 --> 01:27:48,800
I guess he was in that Justice Society live action show or that Stargirl.

1866
01:27:48,800 --> 01:27:49,800
Yeah.

1867
01:27:49,800 --> 01:27:51,200
But I guess that's the only thing I can think of.

1868
01:27:51,200 --> 01:27:55,200
He makes an appearance in Smallville as well.

1869
01:27:55,200 --> 01:27:57,720
Appears in Arrow and Stargirl.

1870
01:27:57,720 --> 01:27:59,240
His fucking punch is hitting everyone in the face.

1871
01:27:59,240 --> 01:28:00,480
I'm leaving now.

1872
01:28:00,480 --> 01:28:06,320
Also appeared in Justice League part 2 legends.

1873
01:28:06,320 --> 01:28:08,520
Justice League Unlimited.

1874
01:28:08,520 --> 01:28:09,800
Voiced by Dennis Farina.

1875
01:28:09,800 --> 01:28:11,840
I wish I had a voice role.

1876
01:28:11,840 --> 01:28:12,840
Wow.

1877
01:28:12,840 --> 01:28:13,840
Yeah.

1878
01:28:13,840 --> 01:28:14,840
Batman the brave and the bold.

1879
01:28:14,840 --> 01:28:16,600
Yeah he wasn't there prominently actually.

1880
01:28:16,600 --> 01:28:18,720
Young Justice episode humanity.

1881
01:28:18,720 --> 01:28:20,480
That one I don't remember.

1882
01:28:20,480 --> 01:28:24,840
It was whenever they were active back in the 1930s.

1883
01:28:24,840 --> 01:28:25,840
And then.

1884
01:28:25,840 --> 01:28:28,320
Not really young then.

1885
01:28:28,320 --> 01:28:30,320
Old Justice.

1886
01:28:30,320 --> 01:28:35,000
He also makes a cameo appearance in Robot Chicken DC Comics special.

1887
01:28:35,000 --> 01:28:38,680
You probably remember that episode.

1888
01:28:38,680 --> 01:28:41,680
A couple of them yeah.

1889
01:28:41,680 --> 01:28:43,160
A few ones.

1890
01:28:43,160 --> 01:28:46,280
He also appeared in Justice League the new frontier.

1891
01:28:46,280 --> 01:28:50,160
He appeared in Justice League Crisis on Two Earths.

1892
01:28:50,160 --> 01:28:52,080
LEGO DC Superhero Girls.

1893
01:28:52,080 --> 01:28:53,080
Brain drain.

1894
01:28:53,080 --> 01:28:56,320
LEGO DC Superhero Girls Supervillain High.

1895
01:28:56,320 --> 01:28:58,760
DC Superhero Girls Legends of Atlantis.

1896
01:28:58,760 --> 01:29:01,040
Geez they should have gone with the girls ones.

1897
01:29:01,040 --> 01:29:02,400
Teen Titans go to the movies.

1898
01:29:02,400 --> 01:29:03,400
Oh god.

1899
01:29:03,400 --> 01:29:07,400
Justice League Crisis on Infinite Earths.

1900
01:29:07,400 --> 01:29:08,720
He is one of the I guess he is.

1901
01:29:08,720 --> 01:29:10,280
There's so many of you can't really.

1902
01:29:10,280 --> 01:29:11,280
He just makes an appearance.

1903
01:29:11,280 --> 01:29:12,280
Right.

1904
01:29:12,280 --> 01:29:13,280
You can't see them all in one go.

1905
01:29:13,280 --> 01:29:14,280
Like god dang.

1906
01:29:14,280 --> 01:29:15,280
Yeah.

1907
01:29:15,280 --> 01:29:16,280
Also appeared in video games.

1908
01:29:16,280 --> 01:29:18,360
Batman the brave and the bold the video game.

1909
01:29:18,360 --> 01:29:20,440
DC Universe Online.

1910
01:29:20,440 --> 01:29:25,920
And Scribble Not Unmasked a DC Comics adventure.

1911
01:29:25,920 --> 01:29:29,200
Obviously he's had different merchandise and stuff like that as well.

1912
01:29:29,200 --> 01:29:32,600
But alright second one we have for tonight is the Enchantress.

1913
01:29:32,600 --> 01:29:35,040
Who is she on Playboy?

1914
01:29:35,040 --> 01:29:36,040
Probably.

1915
01:29:36,040 --> 01:29:38,800
Like she's a freak so you know.

1916
01:29:38,800 --> 01:29:41,840
She fucked Ragman remember?

1917
01:29:41,840 --> 01:29:42,840
Fully ragged on.

1918
01:29:42,840 --> 01:29:46,880
No he looks like a damn bum and she fucked him.

1919
01:29:46,880 --> 01:29:48,720
I mean she fucked Frilly.

1920
01:29:48,720 --> 01:29:51,840
She's like I ain't a bum.

1921
01:29:51,840 --> 01:29:54,040
Real name is Dr. June Moon.

1922
01:29:54,040 --> 01:29:55,520
June Moon wow.

1923
01:29:55,520 --> 01:29:56,520
June Moon.

1924
01:29:56,520 --> 01:29:57,520
Yup.

1925
01:29:57,520 --> 01:29:58,520
Doctor of what?

1926
01:29:58,520 --> 01:30:01,600
What is she a doctor of?

1927
01:30:01,600 --> 01:30:02,600
A doctor.

1928
01:30:02,600 --> 01:30:03,600
Like dermatologist?

1929
01:30:03,600 --> 01:30:05,320
Is she a doctorate doctor?

1930
01:30:05,320 --> 01:30:07,600
No she's an actual doctorate doctor.

1931
01:30:07,600 --> 01:30:12,400
What was her field of study?

1932
01:30:12,400 --> 01:30:14,800
Cannot remember off the top of my head.

1933
01:30:14,800 --> 01:30:15,800
Paleontology.

1934
01:30:15,800 --> 01:30:17,600
She loved dinosaurs.

1935
01:30:17,600 --> 01:30:22,520
She liked dinosaur sized things.

1936
01:30:22,520 --> 01:30:23,840
Her species is homo-magi.

1937
01:30:23,840 --> 01:30:25,760
The same as Felix Foust.

1938
01:30:25,760 --> 01:30:27,880
The one that gets rocked by everybody.

1939
01:30:27,880 --> 01:30:32,480
You know I realized why Foust was so prominent in my head.

1940
01:30:32,480 --> 01:30:34,480
Based on that novel isn't it?

1941
01:30:34,480 --> 01:30:35,480
Or at least his name is.

1942
01:30:35,480 --> 01:30:36,480
There's a novel called Foust.

1943
01:30:36,480 --> 01:30:37,480
Yup.

1944
01:30:37,480 --> 01:30:38,480
That's what he was based off of.

1945
01:30:38,480 --> 01:30:41,480
The guy that sells his soul to the devil.

1946
01:30:41,480 --> 01:30:42,480
Abilities and power.

1947
01:30:42,480 --> 01:30:43,480
Dark magic.

1948
01:30:43,480 --> 01:30:44,480
That makes sense.

1949
01:30:44,480 --> 01:30:45,480
It sounds so familiar.

1950
01:30:45,480 --> 01:30:46,480
I couldn't place it when I was listening.

1951
01:30:46,480 --> 01:30:47,480
All they did was rip the full name.

1952
01:30:47,480 --> 01:30:50,480
They ripped out the whole fucking storyline basically.

1953
01:30:50,480 --> 01:30:55,800
Here's your origin.

1954
01:30:55,800 --> 01:30:58,640
You are Felix Foust.

1955
01:30:58,640 --> 01:30:59,760
Team affiliations.

1956
01:30:59,760 --> 01:31:07,160
She's been with the Suicide Squad Black, Shadow Pact, Sentinels of Magic, Forgotten Villains,

1957
01:31:07,160 --> 01:31:09,400
Justice League Dark and Justice League.

1958
01:31:09,400 --> 01:31:15,760
She's been in partnerships with Killer Croc, Sebastian Foust and Warlock's Daughter.

1959
01:31:15,760 --> 01:31:16,760
Then I said Shadow Pact.

1960
01:31:16,760 --> 01:31:19,760
Is that part of the Shadow Pact?

1961
01:31:19,760 --> 01:31:20,760
I didn't hear that.

1962
01:31:20,760 --> 01:31:21,760
I guess that was the third one.

1963
01:31:21,760 --> 01:31:22,760
I wasn't paying attention.

1964
01:31:22,760 --> 01:31:26,280
Yeah, Suicide Squad, Suicide Squad Black and then Shadow Pact.

1965
01:31:26,280 --> 01:31:27,280
Fucking phased out.

1966
01:31:27,280 --> 01:31:28,280
High Shadow Pact.

1967
01:31:28,280 --> 01:31:31,760
She also goes by Anita Sulfida.

1968
01:31:31,760 --> 01:31:33,440
Anita Sulfida.

1969
01:31:33,440 --> 01:31:35,120
The Soul Slayer.

1970
01:31:35,120 --> 01:31:36,120
And the Succubus.

1971
01:31:36,120 --> 01:31:37,120
The Dutch is a gobble.

1972
01:31:37,120 --> 01:31:41,600
The Dutch is a freak.

1973
01:31:41,600 --> 01:31:46,640
So June Moon was a freelance artist who was invited to a costume party in an old castle

1974
01:31:46,640 --> 01:31:54,240
and stumbled upon a secret chamber or an unknown magical being later named as Zamor, not Namor,

1975
01:31:54,240 --> 01:31:57,520
empowered her to fight an evil presence in the castle.

1976
01:31:57,520 --> 01:32:02,240
Saying the words, the Enchantress, her appearance changes from a blonde haired June to a black

1977
01:32:02,240 --> 01:32:07,280
haired and costumed Enchantress and defeats a Minotaur creature from a tapestry.

1978
01:32:07,280 --> 01:32:08,280
Shazam.

1979
01:32:08,280 --> 01:32:09,280
Kind of.

1980
01:32:09,280 --> 01:32:10,280
At least it's Shazam.

1981
01:32:10,280 --> 01:32:11,280
The Enchantress.

1982
01:32:11,280 --> 01:32:12,280
The Enchantress.

1983
01:32:12,280 --> 01:32:13,280
So fucking droll too.

1984
01:32:13,280 --> 01:32:14,280
Enchantress.

1985
01:32:14,280 --> 01:32:22,600
Like she just kind of whispers it under her breath.

1986
01:32:22,600 --> 01:32:27,720
Soon after she defeats a monster at Cape Kennedy and a mirage of demonic creature manipulated

1987
01:32:27,720 --> 01:32:28,720
by a crook.

1988
01:32:28,720 --> 01:32:33,520
In her next appearance however, the Enchantress is a misguided character fighting supergirl

1989
01:32:33,520 --> 01:32:38,160
who prevents her from gaining omnipotent magical power and canceling all other superpowers

1990
01:32:38,160 --> 01:32:40,120
on the earth twice.

1991
01:32:40,120 --> 01:32:43,640
Her supervillainous side takes over after this and the Enchantress then continues her

1992
01:32:43,640 --> 01:32:47,760
career as a member of the Forgotten Villains and part of the army of supervillains during

1993
01:32:47,760 --> 01:32:52,400
the Crisis on the Infinite Earths crossover event.

1994
01:32:52,400 --> 01:32:56,520
She is next recruited into the newly formed Task Force X.

1995
01:32:56,520 --> 01:32:57,520
And not from Marvel.

1996
01:32:57,520 --> 01:33:01,520
But soon to be known as the Suicide Squad.

1997
01:33:01,520 --> 01:33:05,280
On the chance that she could keep her villainous side in check.

1998
01:33:05,280 --> 01:33:10,800
In her first mission she uses massive magical energy to defeat Brimstone which sends her

1999
01:33:10,800 --> 01:33:14,320
over the edge and she becomes temporarily truly villainous.

2000
01:33:14,320 --> 01:33:17,760
During her tenure with the Suicide Squad, June Moon's control over the Enchantress side

2001
01:33:17,760 --> 01:33:19,840
becomes weaker.

2002
01:33:19,840 --> 01:33:22,400
And she destroys at least one mission because of this.

2003
01:33:22,400 --> 01:33:26,440
Team Mate Deadshot is tasked with taking her out should she get beyond control.

2004
01:33:26,440 --> 01:33:33,360
Eventually, Madame Xanadu diagnoses that June's loss of control is because she is using her

2005
01:33:33,360 --> 01:33:36,120
powers before she can control them basically.

2006
01:33:36,120 --> 01:33:41,920
She doesn't have actual control over her powers yet so it throws her into like this rage field.

2007
01:33:41,920 --> 01:33:44,120
So I had the same thing with Pokemon.

2008
01:33:44,120 --> 01:33:53,960
I had the genius idea of trading the Charmander, Bulbasaur, and Squirtle to a different Gameboy.

2009
01:33:53,960 --> 01:33:56,940
And then when I got to a certain level I would get them back.

2010
01:33:56,940 --> 01:33:59,920
So I'd have the three starters at the game.

2011
01:33:59,920 --> 01:34:02,460
Well they knew about that, the game developers.

2012
01:34:02,460 --> 01:34:06,160
So they made it to where if you weren't high enough level, badge wise, you'd have to hide

2013
01:34:06,160 --> 01:34:07,160
enough.

2014
01:34:07,160 --> 01:34:08,160
His mother would listen to you.

2015
01:34:08,160 --> 01:34:10,440
So he would do attacks that would not totally do.

2016
01:34:10,440 --> 01:34:11,440
Dirty little motherfucker.

2017
01:34:11,440 --> 01:34:15,400
I mean don't fucking blind rage.

2018
01:34:15,400 --> 01:34:18,840
He'd be like Squirtle use a water shot.

2019
01:34:18,840 --> 01:34:21,360
He's like Squirtle's asleep.

2020
01:34:21,360 --> 01:34:22,360
Dirty little bitch.

2021
01:34:22,360 --> 01:34:27,680
And the only way to counteract this is not to use them until her aura, which protects

2022
01:34:27,680 --> 01:34:31,480
her from the evil influences of magic, regains in power.

2023
01:34:31,480 --> 01:34:35,160
Charm's Antidote gives June a necklace that she cannot remove, which together with a ring

2024
01:34:35,160 --> 01:34:39,160
to be held by someone else, creates a feedback loop preventing the Enchantress from using

2025
01:34:39,160 --> 01:34:42,960
magical powers for evil as a temporary measure.

2026
01:34:42,960 --> 01:34:48,120
She also raises an army to destroy the town and perform terror attacks as stated in the

2027
01:34:48,120 --> 01:34:49,400
first mission.

2028
01:34:49,400 --> 01:34:53,760
So she's throwing some fucked up shit for Suicide Squad.

2029
01:34:53,760 --> 01:34:58,960
June then discovers that her Enchantress persona is in fact a separate entity from another

2030
01:34:58,960 --> 01:35:03,120
dimension fused with her, not simply a manifestation of magic.

2031
01:35:03,120 --> 01:35:08,200
She learned this when she and the other Suicide Squad members joined Nightshade on a mission

2032
01:35:08,200 --> 01:35:10,640
to free her homeland, the Nightshade dimension.

2033
01:35:10,640 --> 01:35:14,920
There she found out that the Incubus, which took over that dimension, is the brother of

2034
01:35:14,920 --> 01:35:18,800
Zamor who merges with her to give her the power of the Enchantress.

2035
01:35:18,800 --> 01:35:19,800
Ew.

2036
01:35:19,800 --> 01:35:20,800
Are they fucking?

2037
01:35:20,800 --> 01:35:25,560
I told you she's a freak.

2038
01:35:25,560 --> 01:35:27,120
You didn't believe me.

2039
01:35:27,120 --> 01:35:31,360
The Incubus rips his sister out of June, leaving her powerless.

2040
01:35:31,360 --> 01:35:35,760
Shortly afterwards, June disappears from the Suicide Squad for unknown reasons.

2041
01:35:35,760 --> 01:35:39,200
The unknown reasons, she had no powers.

2042
01:35:39,200 --> 01:35:42,040
Next thing that we see though, it's 11 years later.

2043
01:35:42,040 --> 01:35:47,440
After a storm caused by a war in Hell, June breaks free from the Ostrander Mental Institute

2044
01:35:47,440 --> 01:35:52,560
in New Jersey, where she has been for an indeterminate period of time.

2045
01:35:52,560 --> 01:35:56,880
Refusing to join with the superpowers fighting a demon invasion on Earth and in Hell, the

2046
01:35:56,880 --> 01:36:01,040
newly freed Enchantress is possessed by Dead Man to manipulate her into helping the fight

2047
01:36:01,040 --> 01:36:02,280
in Hell.

2048
01:36:02,280 --> 01:36:07,400
Once there, June's Enchantress persona is murdered by Sebastian Faust as a purely evil

2049
01:36:07,400 --> 01:36:11,080
act and the only way to reignite the fires of Hell.

2050
01:36:11,080 --> 01:36:15,320
That's a good way to reignite the fires of Hell apparently.

2051
01:36:15,320 --> 01:36:17,320
Kill somebody in a truly evil act.

2052
01:36:17,320 --> 01:36:19,840
It's like bam.

2053
01:36:19,840 --> 01:36:22,280
Next we see her in jail, a blight baptism.

2054
01:36:22,280 --> 01:36:26,480
June Moon is left in a semi-catatonic state after the removal of her Enchantress persona

2055
01:36:26,480 --> 01:36:32,200
and is committed again to a Helysium Fields Sanitarium outside of Detroit this time though.

2056
01:36:32,200 --> 01:36:38,800
Faust removes her from the sanitarium and reunites her with her Enchantress persona,

2057
01:36:38,800 --> 01:36:42,840
who had not been killed by him and had been masquerading as Anita Solita.

2058
01:36:42,840 --> 01:36:43,840
Anita Solita.

2059
01:36:43,840 --> 01:36:47,840
Looking on the south side of LA.

2060
01:36:47,840 --> 01:36:48,840
Anita Solita.

2061
01:36:48,840 --> 01:36:54,280
Does that mean, does that mean I don't play on like I need Solita?

2062
01:36:54,280 --> 01:36:55,640
So she needs a soul?

2063
01:36:55,640 --> 01:36:56,640
Anita?

2064
01:36:56,640 --> 01:36:57,640
A Solita.

2065
01:36:57,640 --> 01:36:59,800
Or does she want to be alone?

2066
01:36:59,800 --> 01:37:01,520
I need to be, I need Solis.

2067
01:37:01,520 --> 01:37:03,000
Is that what she's trying to say?

2068
01:37:03,000 --> 01:37:06,000
I need a Solita because Solita's alone.

2069
01:37:06,000 --> 01:37:07,000
Yeah.

2070
01:37:07,000 --> 01:37:09,640
So it's a play on words however they word it.

2071
01:37:09,640 --> 01:37:11,960
I'm trying to like, what are they trying to, are they just fucking with me or are they

2072
01:37:11,960 --> 01:37:14,200
actually trying to say something?

2073
01:37:14,200 --> 01:37:16,000
I can't concentrate because I gotta take a fucking piss.

2074
01:37:16,000 --> 01:37:19,560
I need to take a fucking break for a second.

2075
01:37:19,560 --> 01:37:22,080
I gotta fucking go.

2076
01:37:22,080 --> 01:37:26,920
All right, so Anita Solita.

2077
01:37:26,920 --> 01:37:31,760
An Exucubus working with a group of mafia style demons to create a gateway to hell and

2078
01:37:31,760 --> 01:37:35,040
resurrect Hermes Trismeguetis.

2079
01:37:35,040 --> 01:37:38,320
A mad sorcerer who wanted to destroy life on earth.

2080
01:37:38,320 --> 01:37:43,280
When June and the Enchantress are recombined, a new entity called the Soul Singer is temporarily

2081
01:37:43,280 --> 01:37:47,640
created which fades away shortly after leaving the Enchantress behind.

2082
01:37:47,640 --> 01:37:51,680
Once again a separate entity but cut off from her powers.

2083
01:37:51,680 --> 01:37:55,960
One moon is taken to look, to be looked after by Dr. occult after this.

2084
01:37:55,960 --> 01:37:57,760
You know what he pretends like?

2085
01:37:57,760 --> 01:37:59,320
Yeah I'm just a Dr. occult.

2086
01:37:59,320 --> 01:38:01,280
There ain't no fancy name for me.

2087
01:38:01,280 --> 01:38:02,280
Just call me Dr. occult.

2088
01:38:02,280 --> 01:38:03,280
It's the Dr. Midnight.

2089
01:38:03,280 --> 01:38:04,280
Dr. Torayn.

2090
01:38:04,280 --> 01:38:05,280
They just call me Dr. occult.

2091
01:38:05,280 --> 01:38:06,280
I study occult shit, okay?

2092
01:38:06,280 --> 01:38:07,280
Just call me Hocus Pocus.

2093
01:38:07,280 --> 01:38:08,280
Just start singing that song Hocus Pocus, you're in focus.

2094
01:38:08,280 --> 01:38:09,280
Got it.

2095
01:38:09,280 --> 01:38:10,280
It's your lucky day.

2096
01:38:10,280 --> 01:38:11,280
Is that an actual whole song?

2097
01:38:11,280 --> 01:38:12,280
Yeah.

2098
01:38:12,280 --> 01:38:13,280
I'm just gonna go with that.

2099
01:38:13,280 --> 01:38:14,280
I'm just gonna go with that.

2100
01:38:14,280 --> 01:38:15,280
I'm just gonna go with that.

2101
01:38:15,280 --> 01:38:16,280
I'm just gonna go with that.

2102
01:38:16,280 --> 01:38:17,280
I'm just gonna go with that.

2103
01:38:17,280 --> 01:38:18,280
I'm just gonna go with that.

2104
01:38:18,280 --> 01:38:35,800
I'm just gonna go with that.

2105
01:38:35,800 --> 01:38:36,700
It was in Disney.

2106
01:38:37,080 --> 01:38:38,920
I was just like, whatever was on back in the day.

2107
01:38:41,260 --> 01:38:43,200
Were they right on, uh, vacuums?

2108
01:38:43,240 --> 01:38:43,700
Yeah.

2109
01:38:43,780 --> 01:38:44,180
Yeah.

2110
01:38:45,100 --> 01:38:46,400
Then there was Hocus Pocus too.

2111
01:38:46,520 --> 01:38:49,180
Then you had that fucking cat that gets fucking crushed in half.

2112
01:38:49,360 --> 01:38:49,720
Yeah.

2113
01:38:49,820 --> 01:38:51,380
And I'm like, damn, this is a kid's show?

2114
01:38:51,480 --> 01:38:51,840
Yeah.

2115
01:38:52,020 --> 01:38:54,020
And then like he fucking puffs back up.

2116
01:38:54,520 --> 01:38:57,820
I know girls that can repeat the entire movie line for line.

2117
01:38:58,400 --> 01:38:59,800
Like, fuck.

2118
01:38:59,840 --> 01:39:02,800
Speaking about weird fucking like things in movies.

2119
01:39:02,880 --> 01:39:03,080
Yeah.

2120
01:39:03,080 --> 01:39:08,480
I remember there was this mummy movie where like they met this mummy.

2121
01:39:09,080 --> 01:39:12,880
And, uh, he was just like, the actor that played the mummy was the guy that does,

2122
01:39:12,920 --> 01:39:17,560
uh, Patrick's voice in, uh, uh, SpongeBob.

2123
01:39:17,720 --> 01:39:18,280
Oh God.

2124
01:39:18,560 --> 01:39:19,080
I swear.

2125
01:39:19,080 --> 01:39:19,760
I think it's him.

2126
01:39:20,220 --> 01:39:24,200
And like, he's like, they try to like, just like teach him how to survive or live

2127
01:39:24,200 --> 01:39:26,320
in like this, cause like he's just a mummy.

2128
01:39:26,700 --> 01:39:28,040
Like it's like a kid moving about a mummy.

2129
01:39:28,280 --> 01:39:28,440
Yeah.

2130
01:39:28,440 --> 01:39:29,760
He's trying to find his girlfriend or something.

2131
01:39:29,760 --> 01:39:32,760
I don't know what the fuck the whole plot is, but they have a mummy that they

2132
01:39:32,760 --> 01:39:35,880
just sort of like, he like a, like a hidden character, like a fucking ET type character.

2133
01:39:36,520 --> 01:39:38,160
Like what they try to hide him from the family.

2134
01:39:38,160 --> 01:39:39,560
Like try to help him out and all this and that.

2135
01:39:39,800 --> 01:39:40,000
Yeah.

2136
01:39:40,080 --> 01:39:43,080
And the reason I remember the movie so much is because there's this random ass scene

2137
01:39:43,320 --> 01:39:46,520
because it's two little boys and two, and one little girl, they're all riding a bike.

2138
01:39:47,000 --> 01:39:53,040
And, uh, they have to go find the mummy and he, uh, he, he escapes the house, right?

2139
01:39:53,040 --> 01:39:53,760
That we gotta go find them.

2140
01:39:54,080 --> 01:39:57,560
And the boys are in pajamas and the girls in her regular clothes.

2141
01:39:58,160 --> 01:40:02,040
And because she says, uh, it's like, it's like, uh, I don't wear a footsy pajamas.

2142
01:40:02,040 --> 01:40:04,320
Cause I sleep with a nude and I'm like, what?

2143
01:40:04,800 --> 01:40:08,040
What is such a random fucking line?

2144
01:40:08,280 --> 01:40:10,520
That is a very, and that's why it's burned in my memory.

2145
01:40:10,520 --> 01:40:13,960
Cause it's like, they're like fucking 10, 12 years old and this little girl

2146
01:40:13,960 --> 01:40:15,320
sleeps butt naked, apparently.

2147
01:40:15,680 --> 01:40:17,720
And I'm like, why did I have to know this information?

2148
01:40:18,160 --> 01:40:19,360
Is it called under wraps?

2149
01:40:19,440 --> 01:40:19,960
Yes.

2150
01:40:20,200 --> 01:40:20,640
That's it.

2151
01:40:22,200 --> 01:40:23,440
And I can never forget that.

2152
01:40:23,440 --> 01:40:28,200
Like, why, why did they, what, what, what adult wrote that line for a 12 year old to say?

2153
01:40:28,720 --> 01:40:30,360
That is a, I sleep with a nude.

2154
01:40:30,360 --> 01:40:33,600
And then like, it causes the little boy to be so aghast that you fucking

2155
01:40:33,600 --> 01:40:35,800
smash it on mailbox like, well, I know.

2156
01:40:39,240 --> 01:40:41,800
It's the same with the fucking parent trap with Lindsay Lohan.

2157
01:40:41,840 --> 01:40:42,280
Yeah.

2158
01:40:42,320 --> 01:40:45,080
Where they fucking have a, uh, they're playing poker.

2159
01:40:45,280 --> 01:40:48,000
One of them loses and she's got a jump butt naked into a lake.

2160
01:40:48,560 --> 01:40:50,720
Like if you, you love, I'm like, what?

2161
01:40:50,880 --> 01:40:52,200
What I guess be, I don't know.

2162
01:40:52,200 --> 01:40:56,120
Like, Hey, I'm guessing like that happened to them, like a form of that

2163
01:40:56,120 --> 01:40:57,240
when they were kids or something.

2164
01:40:57,240 --> 01:41:00,640
I, but again, look what came out with Nickelodeon.

2165
01:41:01,880 --> 01:41:03,560
Well, they were good stuff.

2166
01:41:04,080 --> 01:41:08,320
And the dude that did that stuff to, uh, what was his name?

2167
01:41:08,320 --> 01:41:08,720
Drake?

2168
01:41:10,320 --> 01:41:10,520
Yeah.

2169
01:41:10,520 --> 01:41:11,000
Drake bell.

2170
01:41:11,160 --> 01:41:11,600
Yeah.

2171
01:41:12,360 --> 01:41:18,440
So, you know, no, like sometimes it's just, you see it as an adult.

2172
01:41:18,440 --> 01:41:19,960
You're like, what the fuck?

2173
01:41:20,160 --> 01:41:23,320
Like that fucking little boy that kissed that old, that 30 year old woman in blank

2174
01:41:23,320 --> 01:41:23,640
check.

2175
01:41:24,040 --> 01:41:24,360
Yeah.

2176
01:41:24,400 --> 01:41:26,200
I'm like, what the fuck?

2177
01:41:26,200 --> 01:41:27,560
Fuck is going on?

2178
01:41:28,520 --> 01:41:28,760
Yeah.

2179
01:41:28,760 --> 01:41:31,040
There's some questionable stuff out there.

2180
01:41:31,400 --> 01:41:32,960
Well, that fucking total drama Island.

2181
01:41:32,960 --> 01:41:33,600
You ever heard of that?

2182
01:41:33,960 --> 01:41:37,840
We're like, uh, it's supposed to be like a parody of like those, all those

2183
01:41:37,840 --> 01:41:41,200
fucking reality shows, but it's a kid's show on a Cartoon Network.

2184
01:41:41,520 --> 01:41:44,280
And they have a scene where like this girl gets her fucking top ripped off

2185
01:41:44,640 --> 01:41:45,880
and they blur her titties out.

2186
01:41:46,360 --> 01:41:47,800
And I'm like, this is what?

2187
01:41:47,840 --> 01:41:48,400
Oh yes.

2188
01:41:48,400 --> 01:41:51,200
You've never said I've never, I've never forgot that.

2189
01:41:51,200 --> 01:41:55,080
Cause I'm like, what in the fuck is going on on comedy?

2190
01:41:55,080 --> 01:41:55,960
Like it's part of the network.

2191
01:41:55,960 --> 01:41:57,320
I got fucking six in the afternoon.

2192
01:41:57,360 --> 01:41:57,880
Yeah.

2193
01:41:58,240 --> 01:42:02,880
I'm like, I mean, that is, that wasn't the most brazen one.

2194
01:42:03,000 --> 01:42:03,880
That was blatant.

2195
01:42:04,120 --> 01:42:06,720
The rest of them, they could try to hide it by being like, oh, that's

2196
01:42:06,720 --> 01:42:07,600
just how kids talk.

2197
01:42:07,600 --> 01:42:10,120
That's how, no exactly.

2198
01:42:10,120 --> 01:42:13,800
But like the whole fucking titties clopping out, that's the most blatant

2199
01:42:14,200 --> 01:42:15,520
in your face when I've ever seen.

2200
01:42:15,560 --> 01:42:15,960
Yeah.

2201
01:42:15,960 --> 01:42:19,640
That's a, then again, it's, it's called Holly weird for a reason.

2202
01:42:20,280 --> 01:42:21,000
Jesus, man.

2203
01:42:21,280 --> 01:42:24,600
And remember it's like every Minecraft, a person that gets rich.

2204
01:42:24,600 --> 01:42:25,000
Yeah.

2205
01:42:25,000 --> 01:42:26,680
They end up being a fucking pedophile for some reason.

2206
01:42:28,200 --> 01:42:30,040
I don't know what the fuck, what the fuck is going on?

2207
01:42:32,720 --> 01:42:35,440
That or like, you're the one of the highest streamers in the world.

2208
01:42:35,760 --> 01:42:38,120
It's like time to become a ped.

2209
01:42:39,160 --> 01:42:40,920
Like, oh, that is pretty weird.

2210
01:42:40,920 --> 01:42:43,840
Like the minute they become like a millionaire, like way out time to, time

2211
01:42:43,840 --> 01:42:47,600
to start dating 12 year old girls, apparently good Lord, what the fuck

2212
01:42:47,600 --> 01:42:48,440
is wrong with you people?

2213
01:42:48,440 --> 01:42:51,680
Like, like I was feeling you're six foot eight.

2214
01:42:52,080 --> 01:42:53,840
You're a 42 year old man.

2215
01:42:53,840 --> 01:42:56,440
You're fucking, you have a daughter, a wife.

2216
01:42:56,840 --> 01:42:58,360
You were talking to an underage girl.

2217
01:42:58,360 --> 01:42:59,000
You knew it.

2218
01:42:59,000 --> 01:43:00,880
You're like, fucking let's just keep talking.

2219
01:43:01,520 --> 01:43:02,440
It's just weird.

2220
01:43:02,440 --> 01:43:04,000
I want to fucking burn my eyes.

2221
01:43:04,760 --> 01:43:05,640
How old is she 14?

2222
01:43:08,160 --> 01:43:08,800
Exactly.

2223
01:43:08,800 --> 01:43:14,000
It's like, like when in, uh, ultimate Spider-Man, when black cat found out

2224
01:43:14,000 --> 01:43:16,640
that Peter Parker was 15, she fucking threw up on him.

2225
01:43:16,720 --> 01:43:17,120
Yeah.

2226
01:43:17,920 --> 01:43:18,480
I remember that.

2227
01:43:18,480 --> 01:43:18,920
You remember?

2228
01:43:18,920 --> 01:43:19,160
Yeah.

2229
01:43:19,160 --> 01:43:20,840
That's I'm like, oh, yeah.

2230
01:43:20,840 --> 01:43:24,120
I'm going to go to jail.

2231
01:43:25,520 --> 01:43:28,000
I'll end up in jail.

2232
01:43:30,200 --> 01:43:32,640
And I over here fucking having his fucking pity, fucking party.

2233
01:43:32,640 --> 01:43:34,280
Like, I made a fucking mistake, man.

2234
01:43:34,560 --> 01:43:36,600
Like no fucking, you made that, you didn't make a mistake.

2235
01:43:36,600 --> 01:43:37,320
You knew what you were doing.

2236
01:43:38,080 --> 01:43:40,120
You made a blatant action and you, you got caught.

2237
01:43:40,120 --> 01:43:40,880
Now you're upset.

2238
01:43:41,360 --> 01:43:43,000
His whole fucking career is over.

2239
01:43:43,480 --> 01:43:47,920
And there's a whole list of it's sad because there is a whole list of them.

2240
01:43:48,280 --> 01:43:50,360
That's why, that's why I couldn't make it as a game streamer.

2241
01:43:50,360 --> 01:43:54,080
Cause hold on, maybe that's what happened.

2242
01:43:55,200 --> 01:43:56,160
You didn't have what it takes.

2243
01:43:56,160 --> 01:43:57,160
I didn't know what it takes.

2244
01:44:00,040 --> 01:44:01,000
That's a perfect way to say it.

2245
01:44:01,000 --> 01:44:02,000
Like I just didn't have it, man.

2246
01:44:02,680 --> 01:44:03,680
I didn't have that in me.

2247
01:44:03,880 --> 01:44:05,960
If that was a pedophile, I would have made it, but apparently not.

2248
01:44:07,360 --> 01:44:10,720
That's why I said the only one that's made it that actually is like a

2249
01:44:10,720 --> 01:44:13,360
wholesome person is PewDiePie at this point.

2250
01:44:13,880 --> 01:44:14,440
Here's hoping.

2251
01:44:14,920 --> 01:44:16,720
Because he's got, he's got a little, he's got a kid.

2252
01:44:16,800 --> 01:44:19,760
Here's hoping we don't hear some fucking horrific fucking stories in the future.

2253
01:44:19,760 --> 01:44:23,480
I guess I will say like, oh, yeah, figures cross.

2254
01:44:24,800 --> 01:44:30,080
But like, he's the, I'll say like on the surface, even he's the only one that

2255
01:44:30,160 --> 01:44:33,880
like seems somewhat normal, at least like humble enough.

2256
01:44:33,920 --> 01:44:35,360
So I from blurring the N word, he's okay.

2257
01:44:35,680 --> 01:44:36,000
Yeah.

2258
01:44:36,600 --> 01:44:38,480
But you know who hasn't done that?

2259
01:44:38,640 --> 01:44:40,600
You know, how do I just go scream to the N word?

2260
01:44:42,600 --> 01:44:43,080
I do.

2261
01:44:43,080 --> 01:44:45,040
I just say the N word, the N word.

2262
01:44:46,480 --> 01:44:47,600
Which makes me even worse.

2263
01:44:47,600 --> 01:44:49,040
You don't actually say the full word.

2264
01:44:49,040 --> 01:44:50,960
Just call it, you're an N word.

2265
01:44:52,360 --> 01:44:53,120
What was that word?

2266
01:44:53,160 --> 01:44:55,200
Nwa from, uh, uh, Merwin.

2267
01:44:55,520 --> 01:44:56,000
Nwa.

2268
01:44:56,000 --> 01:44:56,520
Nwa.

2269
01:44:58,320 --> 01:44:59,280
Wait, is that what they do?

2270
01:45:01,280 --> 01:45:02,560
You fucking milk drinker.

2271
01:45:04,320 --> 01:45:06,920
I don't know why they call me that, but I remember what I, I don't

2272
01:45:06,920 --> 01:45:08,480
remember the noise he made when he died.

2273
01:45:10,160 --> 01:45:11,640
The first time they called me a milk drinker.

2274
01:45:11,640 --> 01:45:12,800
What the fuck did you say to me?

2275
01:45:13,760 --> 01:45:14,840
I fucking know.

2276
01:45:14,840 --> 01:45:15,520
I fucking know.

2277
01:45:15,520 --> 01:45:17,800
I fucking threw a firebomb.

2278
01:45:17,800 --> 01:45:18,520
Even worse?

2279
01:45:18,960 --> 01:45:19,240
Yeah.

2280
01:45:19,240 --> 01:45:20,720
I'm doing fucking close proximity.

2281
01:45:20,720 --> 01:45:21,560
So it killed me too.

2282
01:45:22,840 --> 01:45:23,880
We're both dead bitch.

2283
01:45:23,880 --> 01:45:24,720
Fuck it.

2284
01:45:25,280 --> 01:45:28,120
Talk about real, uh, uh, what is it?

2285
01:45:28,120 --> 01:45:29,040
A back draft.

2286
01:45:29,560 --> 01:45:32,280
That bitch blew up in his face and fucking came like, that kid shit's

2287
01:45:32,280 --> 01:45:33,240
getting real close to me.

2288
01:45:35,920 --> 01:45:36,200
All right.

2289
01:45:36,240 --> 01:45:39,560
Uh, the next time that we see the Enchantress is in Day of Vengeance.

2290
01:45:39,680 --> 01:45:41,000
So Ragman digs the enchantress.

2291
01:45:41,000 --> 01:45:41,960
Why is he under wraps now?

2292
01:45:41,440 --> 01:45:45,720
I bet you they cut it out too.

2293
01:45:41,960 --> 01:45:42,960
Is it on Disney Plus?

2294
01:45:45,720 --> 01:45:46,440
They better have.

2295
01:45:46,440 --> 01:45:47,960
Uh, let's see real quick.

2296
01:45:47,960 --> 01:45:51,400
Uh, let's see here.

2297
01:45:53,400 --> 01:45:54,760
Blah, blah, blah.

2298
01:45:56,520 --> 01:45:57,720
It is on Disney Plus.

2299
01:45:58,040 --> 01:45:59,280
Let's see if the horror is still there.

2300
01:46:00,120 --> 01:46:01,160
I just, I'm sorry.

2301
01:46:01,160 --> 01:46:01,800
I'm sorry from that.

2302
01:46:01,800 --> 01:46:04,200
I want to see like what the movie, I don't remember what the movie was about.

2303
01:46:05,320 --> 01:46:06,640
And I've seen it like 30 times.

2304
01:46:06,840 --> 01:46:09,520
Cause as a kid, like you got, you don't pay attention to right too much.

2305
01:46:09,520 --> 01:46:09,600
Yeah.

2306
01:46:09,600 --> 01:46:11,680
Like I don't know.

2307
01:46:11,680 --> 01:46:14,360
I don't remember a fucking shit about that movie.

2308
01:46:15,560 --> 01:46:17,640
I'm like, what the, I remember that moment in his mouth, like a

2309
01:46:17,640 --> 01:46:20,160
coffin fucking dust out, I think.

2310
01:46:21,560 --> 01:46:22,640
You have to go back and watch it now.

2311
01:46:23,040 --> 01:46:25,440
It makes me fear for my ultimate, my dementia.

2312
01:46:25,560 --> 01:46:28,000
Like if I don't like, I don't remember a fucking like, like with

2313
01:46:28,000 --> 01:46:30,720
animals and all the wrong fucking thing of animals.

2314
01:46:32,880 --> 01:46:33,880
I'm like, what?

2315
01:46:34,560 --> 01:46:35,720
What is this shit?

2316
01:46:36,000 --> 01:46:38,600
I was like, who are these fucking people?

2317
01:46:38,600 --> 01:46:40,760
I said for why aren't you using your power?

2318
01:46:42,720 --> 01:46:46,600
Like I can only picture like two of them and it was because they were

2319
01:46:46,600 --> 01:46:48,720
on the covers of the actual blights.

2320
01:46:49,720 --> 01:46:52,800
The books were that fucking like the picture was that fucking nice.

2321
01:46:53,280 --> 01:46:56,360
That I just like super opposed them under the show that I've never

2322
01:46:56,360 --> 01:46:57,080
fucking watched.

2323
01:46:57,080 --> 01:46:57,360
Yeah.

2324
01:46:57,560 --> 01:47:00,440
Well, as I watched the fucking commercials, that was enough for me.

2325
01:47:00,680 --> 01:47:02,560
I don't even know if I've seen those though.

2326
01:47:02,560 --> 01:47:07,840
Cause I swear there was, I'm like, like, like my other, did I get Mandela?

2327
01:47:07,840 --> 01:47:10,120
I feel like there was more to the fucking show.

2328
01:47:10,320 --> 01:47:10,760
Yeah.

2329
01:47:11,360 --> 01:47:15,280
And there's not, no, I think it was the books were just that like, uh,

2330
01:47:16,080 --> 01:47:20,080
or was I watching something else that I superimposed onto Animorphs?

2331
01:47:20,320 --> 01:47:21,080
I don't think so.

2332
01:47:21,120 --> 01:47:22,280
Was there even anything like that?

2333
01:47:22,640 --> 01:47:23,200
Not really.

2334
01:47:23,200 --> 01:47:27,320
I'm either fighting on a fucking spaceship and then fucking leaving

2335
01:47:27,320 --> 01:47:30,520
like the spaceship had landed then like having a fight with another fucking

2336
01:47:30,520 --> 01:47:32,440
land, the Animorph.

2337
01:47:32,640 --> 01:47:33,640
No, that happened in the book.

2338
01:47:33,680 --> 01:47:34,160
Right.

2339
01:47:34,160 --> 01:47:36,360
Then I imagine it in my fucking head of the show.

2340
01:47:36,360 --> 01:47:41,480
Because you, they were very well described and you had the character on every book.

2341
01:47:41,480 --> 01:47:43,040
So you knew what they looked like.

2342
01:47:43,040 --> 01:47:46,200
So in your mind, damn you Animorphs, you're ruling my life.

2343
01:47:46,280 --> 01:47:46,880
I know.

2344
01:47:48,240 --> 01:47:48,680
All right.

2345
01:47:48,680 --> 01:47:52,600
Um, next time we see her, uh, we have Ragman digging the Enchantress out from

2346
01:47:52,600 --> 01:47:56,040
under a destroyed forest after the specter bent on killing all the magical

2347
01:47:56,040 --> 01:47:59,200
beings in the places on earth kills nearly 700 sorcerers.

2348
01:47:59,200 --> 01:47:59,520
Oh yes.

2349
01:47:59,520 --> 01:48:00,480
When they first met, wasn't it?

2350
01:48:00,520 --> 01:48:00,880
Yep.

2351
01:48:01,480 --> 01:48:03,360
You had to pull like twigs out of her titties or something.

2352
01:48:04,040 --> 01:48:04,960
I just imagined an album.

2353
01:48:04,960 --> 01:48:11,560
Cause she always had that fucking like brassiere that always like left the top part of her.

2354
01:48:11,560 --> 01:48:11,840
Right.

2355
01:48:11,840 --> 01:48:12,000
Yeah.

2356
01:48:12,000 --> 01:48:17,840
This woman came in like that today where like she was, she was, her tits were like,

2357
01:48:18,160 --> 01:48:19,160
like there's tits, right.

2358
01:48:19,160 --> 01:48:23,000
And then there's what she had, which were fucking gargantuan.

2359
01:48:23,280 --> 01:48:25,600
And she had one of those dresses with no straps.

2360
01:48:25,800 --> 01:48:29,800
So it just covered and like with the top, like, like you can just see like the

2361
01:48:29,800 --> 01:48:32,240
amount of fucking, so I'm like, how much titty are you showing?

2362
01:48:32,240 --> 01:48:36,040
Cause like, she was showing so much that for another woman would be her whole titty,

2363
01:48:36,680 --> 01:48:37,880
but for her it was like half.

2364
01:48:38,280 --> 01:48:39,440
I'm like, God damn.

2365
01:48:39,440 --> 01:48:41,320
Cause they were so fucking big.

2366
01:48:42,200 --> 01:48:44,200
Like for, if it was like for regular women's right.

2367
01:48:44,240 --> 01:48:44,440
Yeah.

2368
01:48:44,480 --> 01:48:47,760
You'd see like their titties and then the person next to hers titties.

2369
01:48:48,560 --> 01:48:51,000
Like she had like the titties size of four different women.

2370
01:48:51,160 --> 01:48:51,840
Good Lord.

2371
01:48:51,840 --> 01:48:54,680
Like they were, I was like, God dang.

2372
01:48:56,920 --> 01:48:58,880
A man can dream to drown in such beauty.

2373
01:48:58,880 --> 01:49:02,520
But they were like fucking like, they were beyond the K.

2374
01:49:03,560 --> 01:49:04,920
Like they were like a fucking Z.

2375
01:49:06,320 --> 01:49:09,480
And I'm like, how do they, I was like, how are you able to keep them.

2376
01:49:09,920 --> 01:49:10,440
In there?

2377
01:49:10,640 --> 01:49:11,160
Yeah.

2378
01:49:11,600 --> 01:49:13,840
And without this fucking dress ripping the shreds.

2379
01:49:14,480 --> 01:49:15,000
I don't know.

2380
01:49:15,000 --> 01:49:16,040
Like, I don't know what my brain was talking to me.

2381
01:49:16,040 --> 01:49:16,560
Spam, spam, spam.

2382
01:49:16,560 --> 01:49:18,320
Like I don't know what my brain was telling me.

2383
01:49:18,560 --> 01:49:20,200
All it was like, it was telling you they're too big.

2384
01:49:21,720 --> 01:49:22,600
But we have to abort.

2385
01:49:22,600 --> 01:49:25,160
I don't know what the fuck, my brain was like so, we gotta get out of here.

2386
01:49:25,160 --> 01:49:26,440
Like it was like, I don't know what the fuck.

2387
01:49:26,440 --> 01:49:29,400
My brain was like so, we gotta get out of here, like it was like a threat.

2388
01:49:29,400 --> 01:49:32,480
Cause like we got, it's too, it's too far.

2389
01:49:33,880 --> 01:49:34,840
We need to run.

2390
01:49:36,080 --> 01:49:37,440
That's what I was thinking actually.

2391
01:49:37,560 --> 01:49:38,240
We need to run?

2392
01:49:38,240 --> 01:49:39,720
I was like, God dang.

2393
01:49:40,160 --> 01:49:41,200
These are some big titties.

2394
01:49:44,320 --> 01:49:46,480
Yeah, because I was like, fuck man.

2395
01:49:47,800 --> 01:49:50,080
Plus like, I'm also like not a creep.

2396
01:49:50,080 --> 01:49:54,000
So it's one of those things where you take a good glance and then you move on with your life.

2397
01:49:54,160 --> 01:49:55,600
You don't fucking like, yeah.

2398
01:49:55,600 --> 01:49:57,520
Like I've seen the guys just fucking stare for hours.

2399
01:49:57,520 --> 01:49:58,200
Just ogle?

2400
01:49:58,200 --> 01:49:59,680
Like fucking monsters.

2401
01:49:59,680 --> 01:50:00,760
Yeah, you don't want to do that?

2402
01:50:00,760 --> 01:50:04,160
Well, no, cause everyone's eyes linger or they, they, they move around.

2403
01:50:04,160 --> 01:50:04,520
Yeah.

2404
01:50:04,520 --> 01:50:06,160
Sometimes you get caught like something, you catch something.

2405
01:50:06,160 --> 01:50:06,760
Oh cool.

2406
01:50:07,000 --> 01:50:07,960
Like, oh, that's nice.

2407
01:50:07,960 --> 01:50:10,000
Or like that's a big ass and then you move away.

2408
01:50:10,200 --> 01:50:12,200
You don't sit there like, wow, for hours.

2409
01:50:12,200 --> 01:50:13,520
It's like, that's a big tittie.

2410
01:50:13,840 --> 01:50:16,480
Or you'd be like, oh, that's an interesting shirt and like this and that.

2411
01:50:16,920 --> 01:50:19,400
So like, it was like one of those things where like, but like then in your mind,

2412
01:50:19,400 --> 01:50:21,840
cause you remember it, you remember the whole fucking scenario.

2413
01:50:22,160 --> 01:50:23,360
It's like, God.

2414
01:50:23,360 --> 01:50:26,680
And I was like, cause like now you have a chance to analyze it later on.

2415
01:50:26,680 --> 01:50:32,120
You're like, wait, those things were fucking, God dang, fee five full Fumbas.

2416
01:50:37,000 --> 01:50:40,320
Fucking sweating now from the fucking, I'm just thinking about that now.

2417
01:50:40,320 --> 01:50:41,200
I'm glad I survived.

2418
01:50:42,440 --> 01:50:45,640
The fighter flight kicked in and you flew.

2419
01:50:45,680 --> 01:50:47,600
That shit must've been hard to lay on top of.

2420
01:50:48,320 --> 01:50:50,800
Like you have to, like, it's one of those things where like some stuff like,

2421
01:50:50,800 --> 01:50:54,200
imagine if it was like huge, like how do they lay on their ass when it's like

2422
01:50:54,200 --> 01:50:57,640
so fucking massive, like do they tilt down?

2423
01:50:58,120 --> 01:50:58,880
You know what I mean?

2424
01:50:58,880 --> 01:51:01,360
Like that's how my brain is so fucking sticking to the side.

2425
01:51:01,360 --> 01:51:01,840
Right.

2426
01:51:02,720 --> 01:51:04,440
Well, they just fucking their beast ass shit.

2427
01:51:04,440 --> 01:51:04,840
No one's.

2428
01:51:08,320 --> 01:51:09,760
What the fuck are we talking about?

2429
01:51:09,760 --> 01:51:10,360
What happened?

2430
01:51:10,480 --> 01:51:11,280
What have we got?

2431
01:51:11,280 --> 01:51:13,640
We went from under wraps to fucking big titties.

2432
01:51:14,280 --> 01:51:15,040
We're going to hell.

2433
01:51:17,880 --> 01:51:20,040
We'll be right along with all the stupid and dissonant.

2434
01:51:20,040 --> 01:51:20,880
Back to DC.

2435
01:51:22,880 --> 01:51:23,280
All right.

2436
01:51:23,640 --> 01:51:28,440
The enchantress divines us the seduction of the specter by Eclipso or Jean

2437
01:51:28,440 --> 01:51:32,760
Loring mentally from the safety of the pocket dimension, the oblivion bar,

2438
01:51:33,000 --> 01:51:35,000
where many magical entities have gone to escape him.

2439
01:51:35,680 --> 01:51:39,680
She then leaves to challenge the specter on earth, having first created a gun

2440
01:51:39,680 --> 01:51:44,320
that can kill her, should be turned to evil again and offering it to Ragman.

2441
01:51:44,960 --> 01:51:48,640
So basically she had like a sad moment where she fucking, she's like, he didn't

2442
01:51:48,640 --> 01:51:50,080
want to do it right.

2443
01:51:50,080 --> 01:51:50,760
Like, I don't want to kill you.

2444
01:51:50,760 --> 01:51:51,840
I'll put a save you, blah, blah, blah.

2445
01:51:52,000 --> 01:51:53,480
And then later on she mocks him for it.

2446
01:51:53,520 --> 01:51:53,840
Yes.

2447
01:51:53,840 --> 01:51:55,120
Like fuck you fucking bitch.

2448
01:51:55,120 --> 01:51:55,400
Yep.

2449
01:51:55,840 --> 01:51:56,160
Yep.

2450
01:51:56,160 --> 01:51:56,800
I remember that.

2451
01:51:57,120 --> 01:51:58,560
I can, I feel so bad for him.

2452
01:51:59,440 --> 01:52:03,920
When she overloads again while challenging, uh, while channeling power from nearly

2453
01:52:03,920 --> 01:52:08,560
everyone on earth with magical capabilities to Captain Marvel so that he can defeat the

2454
01:52:08,560 --> 01:52:13,240
specter, she is put out of action by a punch from blue devil instead, nice.

2455
01:52:13,280 --> 01:52:14,520
Instead of being shot to death.

2456
01:52:14,520 --> 01:52:15,240
He's an equal rights.

2457
01:52:15,240 --> 01:52:18,520
Recovering quickly enough to devise a plan to lure the specter into a trap.

2458
01:52:18,680 --> 01:52:22,440
The enchantress helps with the reconstruction of the rocket of eternity in Gotham city

2459
01:52:22,680 --> 01:52:23,720
after facing Dr.

2460
01:52:23,720 --> 01:52:28,120
Nicole, who has been possessed by the spirit of envy during the day of engine series.

2461
01:52:28,120 --> 01:52:32,040
The enchantress, the rag man, blue devil, and a number of other magical entities form

2462
01:52:32,040 --> 01:52:33,320
the shadow pact super team.

2463
01:52:33,320 --> 01:52:33,880
Yeah.

2464
01:52:34,280 --> 01:52:35,960
So then we see her within shadow pact.

2465
01:52:36,280 --> 01:52:41,160
The shadow pact are summoned by the phantom stranger when the town of river rock Wyoming

2466
01:52:41,160 --> 01:52:46,520
is entrapped in a giant bubble of blood and endangered by the pentacle, a team of super

2467
01:52:46,520 --> 01:52:50,120
villains whose goal is to sacrifice the townspeople to summon the sun king.

2468
01:52:50,200 --> 01:52:51,480
I had that first issue actually.

2469
01:52:51,560 --> 01:52:52,040
Yeah.

2470
01:52:52,040 --> 01:52:58,680
It was a huge, uh, uh, circle, uh, and developed the whole town, but the circle was made of

2471
01:52:58,680 --> 01:53:00,840
blood and was soon, soon I got there.

2472
01:53:00,840 --> 01:53:02,200
He's like, how much blood is this?

2473
01:53:02,200 --> 01:53:05,640
Uh, fantasy is like, it's only a couple of drops cause they expanded the whole blood

2474
01:53:05,640 --> 01:53:06,600
cell all the way out.

2475
01:53:06,600 --> 01:53:07,080
Yeah.

2476
01:53:07,080 --> 01:53:08,120
And he's a bad Superman.

2477
01:53:08,120 --> 01:53:08,680
I love that.

2478
01:53:08,680 --> 01:53:11,320
He's so wholesome.

2479
01:53:11,320 --> 01:53:11,880
Not so much wholesome.

2480
01:53:11,880 --> 01:53:13,000
Like he was like a vanishing.

2481
01:53:13,000 --> 01:53:17,240
Just like, I can make a portal real cause it was so powerful that he can make a portal

2482
01:53:17,240 --> 01:53:22,920
for someone to go in, but he would be bounced out of the fucking, uh, the blood like a ritual

2483
01:53:22,920 --> 01:53:24,520
as a man like, all right, ready to go.

2484
01:53:24,520 --> 01:53:27,960
But he was about to like, whatever it is, I'm gonna go in there and beat some ass.

2485
01:53:27,960 --> 01:53:29,160
And then he's like, no, don't go.

2486
01:53:29,160 --> 01:53:31,480
You, you're substantial, substantial domestic attacks.

2487
01:53:31,480 --> 01:53:32,760
Let the shadow pack go.

2488
01:53:32,760 --> 01:53:35,560
But the fact that he was like, all right, you can make a portal, open that bitch up.

2489
01:53:35,560 --> 01:53:37,240
I'm about to go in there and beat some ass.

2490
01:53:37,240 --> 01:53:39,240
He was so ready to fucking go.

2491
01:53:39,240 --> 01:53:41,240
He had no, he just got there.

2492
01:53:41,240 --> 01:53:42,760
He was about to fucking start swinging.

2493
01:53:42,760 --> 01:53:45,880
Which is like, well, you basically, yeah, beat some.

2494
01:53:47,560 --> 01:53:50,360
So I'm in wholesome and thinking that, oh my God, that's a lot of blood.

2495
01:53:50,360 --> 01:53:53,560
He's like, I'm gonna go in there and beat the blood out of these motherfuckers.

2496
01:53:55,000 --> 01:53:56,920
Something you'd expect from Batman.

2497
01:53:56,920 --> 01:53:57,560
Basically.

2498
01:53:57,560 --> 01:53:57,880
Yeah.

2499
01:53:57,880 --> 01:53:59,720
But he's like, he's ready to go.

2500
01:53:59,720 --> 01:54:02,200
Like if there's evil afoot, he comes to stop it.

2501
01:54:03,480 --> 01:54:05,800
And if he doesn't have to hold it, he's ready to go.

2502
01:54:05,800 --> 01:54:09,160
And if he doesn't have to hold back, makes me even happier.

2503
01:54:09,160 --> 01:54:09,800
No kidding.

2504
01:54:10,600 --> 01:54:13,560
So yeah, so he had like a cameo on the mo- in the little scene.

2505
01:54:13,560 --> 01:54:16,200
Then he dipped and then the shadow pack went in.

2506
01:54:16,200 --> 01:54:16,520
Yeah.

2507
01:54:16,520 --> 01:54:19,160
And then I never, I never, I didn't have a car so that he could get to the club.

2508
01:54:19,160 --> 01:54:20,440
We could shop to get some more.

2509
01:54:21,400 --> 01:54:25,720
So basically 37 people perish before the shadow pack managed to defeat them.

2510
01:54:25,720 --> 01:54:30,440
The enchantress is able to turn, tap into the magical powers of Stregna,

2511
01:54:30,440 --> 01:54:32,840
one of the Pinnacle and destroy the bubble from within.

2512
01:54:32,840 --> 01:54:38,600
Her ink, she ink, incapacitates or possibly kills one of the Pinnacle, the white rabbit,

2513
01:54:38,600 --> 01:54:42,680
after he leaves them and frees the shadow pack considering him too unpredictable to work with.

2514
01:54:43,480 --> 01:54:45,720
It's like, oh you helped us? Boom bitch, you're dead.

2515
01:54:47,320 --> 01:54:51,800
Due to unexpected side effects of the magical spells needed to defeat the villains,

2516
01:54:51,800 --> 01:54:55,160
the outside world believes that shadow pack has been dead for a year

2517
01:54:55,160 --> 01:54:59,000
and they are honored with a team statue set inside the park of Metropolis.

2518
01:54:59,000 --> 01:55:00,440
Well they come back like what the fuck?

2519
01:55:00,440 --> 01:55:00,760
Yes.

2520
01:55:00,760 --> 01:55:02,600
I ain't that fucking fat.

2521
01:55:02,600 --> 01:55:04,360
Yeah, that'd be nice.

2522
01:55:04,360 --> 01:55:07,480
Like the worst fucking statue you've ever seen in years.

2523
01:55:07,480 --> 01:55:09,160
Oh I've seen some bad ones too.

2524
01:55:09,160 --> 01:55:10,040
Oh man.

2525
01:55:11,560 --> 01:55:15,400
The enchantress then helps the ragman defeat an assassin to kill him,

2526
01:55:15,400 --> 01:55:18,440
in the course of which they are attacked by the wild hunt, a legend and,

2527
01:55:19,640 --> 01:55:24,120
a wild hunt of legend and temporarily transformed into mystical hellhounds.

2528
01:55:24,120 --> 01:55:28,840
Shortly after, her spells are all save Jim Rook the night master,

2529
01:55:28,840 --> 01:55:34,200
after he is stabbed by his own sword fighting Etrigan the demon, staying at his side for

2530
01:55:34,200 --> 01:55:38,280
days without sleep and keeping him alive by trading a day of her life for a day of his

2531
01:55:38,280 --> 01:55:40,760
until he heals himself by the power of his sword.

2532
01:55:40,760 --> 01:55:41,260
Jesus.

2533
01:55:41,960 --> 01:55:51,080
After the shadow pack are seconded to checkmate to infiltrate Cobra's organization,

2534
01:55:51,080 --> 01:55:52,440
it's a long list of shit right there.

2535
01:55:52,440 --> 01:55:55,640
Yeah like what are we doing? You gotta go into Cobra, Cobra Kai.

2536
01:55:55,640 --> 01:55:58,280
You gotta fight them for the karate tournament.

2537
01:55:58,280 --> 01:56:01,880
She then helps foil Dr. Gotham.

2538
01:56:01,880 --> 01:56:03,720
You know they're all season 6 or some shit?

2539
01:56:03,720 --> 01:56:04,280
Seriously?

2540
01:56:04,280 --> 01:56:05,800
Yeah on Netflix on my one day.

2541
01:56:05,800 --> 01:56:06,840
I think I'm watching it.

2542
01:56:06,840 --> 01:56:08,360
Yeah apparently everybody.

2543
01:56:08,360 --> 01:56:10,120
All the TikToks talking about Cobra Kai.

2544
01:56:10,120 --> 01:56:10,680
Still?

2545
01:56:10,680 --> 01:56:11,240
Yeah.

2546
01:56:11,240 --> 01:56:13,400
God look at this 80's movie.

2547
01:56:13,400 --> 01:56:18,200
Now it's a fucking 2021 god dang TV show that won't go away.

2548
01:56:18,200 --> 01:56:22,360
Uh I didn't even watch the first episode so I don't even know.

2549
01:56:22,360 --> 01:56:36,760
Um she then helps foil Dr. Gotham's plan to destroy Chicago by entering his interdimensional

2550
01:56:36,760 --> 01:56:40,760
cloak and destroying most of the thousands of magical artifacts contained within.

2551
01:56:40,760 --> 01:56:46,200
She takes an apprentice, Laura Fell, the warlock's daughter, before they both unwittingly almost

2552
01:56:46,200 --> 01:56:50,680
allow a race of mindless creatures called the Unbound to reach Earth while creating

2553
01:56:50,680 --> 01:56:54,840
a portal to the land of nightshades where the night master, nightshade, and the ragman

2554
01:56:54,840 --> 01:56:55,800
are trapped.

2555
01:56:55,800 --> 01:56:59,480
She frees her colleagues and the inhabitants of the nightshade dimension by creating a

2556
01:56:59,480 --> 01:57:08,280
magical virus to combat the mage created virus and created the Unbound mixed of possessed

2557
01:57:08,280 --> 01:57:11,320
creatures souls with the essence of night master's virtues.

2558
01:57:11,320 --> 01:57:17,320
When the night master decides to stay in the nightshade dimension the enchantress kisses

2559
01:57:17,320 --> 01:57:18,040
him.

2560
01:57:18,040 --> 01:57:21,960
On returning to Earth she participates in the final battle against the sun king.

2561
01:57:21,960 --> 01:57:24,200
So apparently at this point the sun king has...

2562
01:57:24,200 --> 01:57:25,560
So he's still fucking woke up.

2563
01:57:25,560 --> 01:57:25,800
Yeah.

2564
01:57:26,520 --> 01:57:33,240
The shadow pact including the enchantress helped Captain Adam return to Mirabai's dimension

2565
01:57:33,240 --> 01:57:39,000
where General Sam Lane, Lois Lane's father, has moved the main base of his second anti

2566
01:57:39,000 --> 01:57:41,720
kryptonian project 7734.

2567
01:57:41,720 --> 01:57:42,760
7734.

2568
01:57:43,960 --> 01:57:45,960
So he's got an anti-kryptonian project.

2569
01:57:45,960 --> 01:57:51,160
Which is not fucking nuts. It's like a brass knuckles made of kryptonite. This will get

2570
01:57:51,160 --> 01:57:51,400
him.

2571
01:57:52,280 --> 01:57:58,200
In the new 52 DC comics cancelled all of their titles and relaunched 52 new comics.

2572
01:57:58,200 --> 01:58:00,840
Mother of part is dirty bastards.

2573
01:58:00,840 --> 01:58:05,080
One of these was Justice League Dark which features a number of supernatural themed heroes

2574
01:58:05,080 --> 01:58:10,840
including Shade, the changing man, Zatanna, John Constantine, and Madame Xanadu coming

2575
01:58:10,840 --> 01:58:16,280
together to fight an insane enchantress who has become separated from June Moon. During

2576
01:58:16,280 --> 01:58:21,320
the crisis the enchantress's power began randomly appearing across the world causing chaos.

2577
01:58:21,320 --> 01:58:25,480
The Sphinx of Giza comes to life and attacks tourists and hundreds of duplicates of June

2578
01:58:25,480 --> 01:58:29,880
Moon appear to search for the original. While the Justice League tries to intervene the

2579
01:58:29,880 --> 01:58:35,240
enchantress manifests as a colossal monster made up of the bodies of hundreds of June

2580
01:58:35,240 --> 01:58:39,080
Moons and defeats Superman, Wonder Woman, and Cyborg with ease.

2581
01:58:39,080 --> 01:58:39,400
Damn.

2582
01:58:39,400 --> 01:58:46,600
John Constantine deduces that Madame Xanadu set an incantation that separated June Moon

2583
01:58:46,600 --> 01:58:51,960
from the enchantress and reads an incantation that reverses the spell, reuniting the enchantress

2584
01:58:51,960 --> 01:58:53,240
and June Moon once again.

2585
01:58:54,200 --> 01:58:55,720
And then we have DC Rebirth.

2586
01:58:56,920 --> 01:59:01,880
So in DC Rebirth the enchantress serves as a member of the Suicide Squad again and during

2587
01:59:01,880 --> 01:59:05,960
the Black Vault story arc. They retrieve an alien item that serves as a portal to the

2588
01:59:05,960 --> 01:59:11,880
Phantom Zone. However, once they bring it back to Belle Reve Penitentiary it causes the inmates

2589
01:59:11,880 --> 01:59:21,800
to go into a killing frenzy except for Harley Quinn, Amanda Kowaler, Killer Croc, and Rick

2590
01:59:21,800 --> 01:59:26,120
Flag. Remember Rick Flag? That is an old character to be bringing up.

2591
01:59:26,120 --> 01:59:28,280
Is it? Was it Rick Flag in the new Suicide Squad?

2592
01:59:28,840 --> 01:59:29,720
It was he?

2593
01:59:29,720 --> 01:59:32,600
I thought it was that one guy that was like a Special Forces soldier.

2594
01:59:33,240 --> 01:59:33,880
Maybe.

2595
01:59:33,880 --> 01:59:36,760
That John Cena's character Peacemaker killed.

2596
01:59:37,800 --> 01:59:39,240
I think it may have been, yeah.

2597
01:59:39,240 --> 01:59:40,680
And puts that shit to his heart.

2598
01:59:42,280 --> 01:59:46,200
That's a good movie. He puts it in and then he fucking punch and sit in even further.

2599
01:59:46,200 --> 01:59:49,960
So it appears like yeah because they showed it where he stabs him in the chest, right?

2600
01:59:49,960 --> 01:59:50,520
Yeah.

2601
01:59:50,520 --> 01:59:54,520
And then he takes the palm of his other hand while he holds the fucking spike there and he

2602
01:59:54,520 --> 01:59:57,560
pushes it all the way and he crushes it like it rips through his heart.

2603
01:59:57,560 --> 01:59:57,960
Yeah.

2604
01:59:57,960 --> 02:00:00,440
They actually show the heart part going BAM like in CGI.

2605
02:00:00,440 --> 02:00:00,680
Yeah.

2606
02:00:00,680 --> 02:00:02,600
And like wow he's fucking yeah it was Rick Flag.

2607
02:00:02,600 --> 02:00:03,880
Yeah yeah I think it was yeah.

2608
02:00:05,080 --> 02:00:09,560
June Moon lets the Enchantress out who also remains unaffected due to being a magical

2609
02:00:09,560 --> 02:00:15,480
entity. She manages to get Harley Quinn to the vault but is incapacitated by General Zod

2610
02:00:15,480 --> 02:00:17,160
who then sucks the air out of her lungs.

2611
02:00:17,960 --> 02:00:19,000
Well he just fucking puts his lip in.

2612
02:00:21,880 --> 02:00:24,920
What the fuck? That'd be so fucking random.

2613
02:00:24,920 --> 02:00:26,440
Just all your hair coming out.

2614
02:00:26,440 --> 02:00:33,160
Like imagine he grabs her by the face and he puts his lips up the heart and that'll teach you.

2615
02:00:34,840 --> 02:00:35,880
She's trying to kiss her.

2616
02:00:35,880 --> 02:00:36,440
Basically.

2617
02:00:37,880 --> 02:00:41,880
In one of the later issues Waller calls Moon to help a military general whose house had been

2618
02:00:41,880 --> 02:00:43,080
possessed by a demon.

2619
02:00:43,080 --> 02:00:43,880
His little house huh?

2620
02:00:44,520 --> 02:00:49,960
She turns into the Enchantress but she ends up scheming with the demon to escape Waller and

2621
02:00:49,960 --> 02:00:54,600
destroy the world. She turns back into June to have the demon remove the bomb device and set

2622
02:00:54,600 --> 02:00:59,240
the Enchantress free but the demon attacks her and frightens her. June in retaliation unleashes magic

2623
02:00:59,240 --> 02:01:01,960
and banishes the demon without turning into the Enchantress though.

2624
02:01:02,600 --> 02:01:06,920
During the Justice League versus Suicide Squad storyline the Enchantress is sent with the

2625
02:01:06,920 --> 02:01:11,720
Suicide Squad to stop a cult from sinking an island as a sacrifice to their god.

2626
02:01:12,280 --> 02:01:16,280
The Justice League arrives and clashes with the Suicide Squad and she defeats Superman with ease

2627
02:01:16,280 --> 02:01:23,000
once she realizes he is vulnerable to magic. When Maxwell Lord breaks into Belle Reeve Penitentiary

2628
02:01:23,000 --> 02:01:30,440
along with Rustam Lobo, Dr. Polaris, the Emerald Empress and Johnny Saru, the Suicide Squad,

2629
02:01:30,440 --> 02:01:36,360
she threatens Lord only to make a quick overwhelming work by uh to be god if I could

2630
02:01:36,360 --> 02:01:41,560
even talk again now she threatens Lord only to be quickly overwhelmed by his telepathic powers.

2631
02:01:43,160 --> 02:01:44,440
So she still got fucked up.

2632
02:01:44,440 --> 02:01:45,240
Maxwell Lord?

2633
02:01:46,040 --> 02:01:47,000
Just Lord.

2634
02:01:47,000 --> 02:01:49,640
Yeah I thought was that guy Maxwell whatever?

2635
02:01:50,280 --> 02:01:50,760
Old Mac guy.

2636
02:01:50,760 --> 02:01:54,040
Uh you basically uh Maxwell Lord yeah.

2637
02:01:54,040 --> 02:01:54,680
Okay.

2638
02:01:54,680 --> 02:01:55,480
Yeah same guy.

2639
02:01:55,480 --> 02:01:57,560
Okay Professor X basically.

2640
02:01:57,560 --> 02:02:04,280
Yeah yeah uh powers and abilities here uh the Enchantress is depicted as a powerful sorceress

2641
02:02:04,280 --> 02:02:09,000
within the DC universe who widely regarded as one of the most dangerous mystical villains in the

2642
02:02:09,000 --> 02:02:14,280
superhuman community. Her powers is comparable to that of other powerful dark magic practitioners

2643
02:02:14,280 --> 02:02:19,720
such as the Wizard, Tenarik and Sebastian Faust. It is also said that the Enchantress

2644
02:02:19,720 --> 02:02:25,960
possesses greater sorcerous strength than Zatanna. Which is I think that's a one-off

2645
02:02:25,960 --> 02:02:31,960
because Zatanna is like extremely overpowered. By invoking the name Enchantress she can transform

2646
02:02:31,960 --> 02:02:36,840
into a magical state and possess a plethora of abilities granted by her magic such as flight,

2647
02:02:36,840 --> 02:02:41,240
the ability to phase through solid objects, object transformation and shape shifting.

2648
02:02:41,240 --> 02:02:45,480
In the new 52 era onward the Enchantress possesses reality warping abilities and

2649
02:02:45,480 --> 02:02:51,160
exhibits enough power to defeat Superman in combat. Enchantress also exhibits a unique

2650
02:02:51,160 --> 02:02:55,240
sensitivity for magic which enables her to establish connections with other magical

2651
02:02:55,240 --> 02:03:00,280
entities. For instance she linked to the essence of Eclipso conveying his thoughts uh to her

2652
02:03:00,280 --> 02:03:08,040
companions during the uh the entire Day of Vengeance storyline. That's how she knew that

2653
02:03:08,040 --> 02:03:13,640
Eclipso was basically kind of puppeteering the specter around and stuff. She also has

2654
02:03:13,640 --> 02:03:17,560
demonstrated the ability to attack the specter through mystical means and remotely access the

2655
02:03:17,560 --> 02:03:22,600
powers of other magical users including channeling the combined magical energy of numerous beings

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to assist Captain Marvel in battling the specter. While her primary focus is on magic the Enchantress

2657
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possesses uh average athletic and hand-to-hand combat skills as well. Average? Imagine her getting

2658
02:03:34,360 --> 02:03:41,960
fucking tired like 10 minutes in will fire like damn. She is also a skilled artist. In some recent

2659
02:03:41,960 --> 02:03:45,960
interpretations the character can also access magical powers without fully invoking the

2660
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the Enchantress entity. Additionally she possesses several arcane items including the Knight's Witch

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02:03:52,520 --> 02:03:57,400
uh Cauldron which aids her in locating various magical creatures through the DC universe. Her

2662
02:03:57,400 --> 02:04:03,400
magic hat is also known to conceal various tricks and enchantments. So she has a hat? Yeah the green

2663
02:04:03,400 --> 02:04:08,760
hat witch hat. I was saying it. It got burned up I think during Day of Vengeance. Oh. At one point

2664
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like where he got destroyed. You have to remember the specter went on a fucking like just he killed

2665
02:04:15,720 --> 02:04:22,920
everything. 700 sorcerers and wizards and stuff. Of course yeah. Until Black Briar Thorin came up.

2666
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Burned him too I remember. Yeah where he came back as a sprout. Almost did the whole Groot thing

2667
02:04:29,160 --> 02:04:35,640
before Groot. Oh yeah the Groot little baby Groot. Yeah basically doing the same exact shit.

2668
02:04:35,640 --> 02:04:43,640
And it's like she appeared in obviously a couple movies too and everything but. Rific movies. Oh

2669
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I don't know what you call it a belly dance? That fucking fucking doofy ass belly dance she did.

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02:04:56,200 --> 02:05:00,840
I was so CGI'd. Yes. Because they they sped it up like like fucking times four.

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02:05:00,840 --> 02:05:07,080
She's like I'm like what the fuck are you dancing for bitch? What the fuck going on? Are you high?

2672
02:05:11,160 --> 02:05:14,840
So fucking weird. Like ruining the whole fucking movie to be honest.

2673
02:05:20,440 --> 02:05:23,320
Because like she's like trying to like be all serious but she's fucking dancing.

2674
02:05:24,280 --> 02:05:27,480
Yeah like but they're just her fucking stomach. I'm like what the fuck are you doing?

2675
02:05:27,480 --> 02:05:35,560
Oh shit. That is true. That way you go back and think about what it looked like.

2676
02:05:36,280 --> 02:05:40,120
Fucking carol. Fucking retarded. Oh my gosh.

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All right you ready to move on to our last section? Yeah.

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All righty for Reddit today the first one we've got is by vanmilly2567. Spurs and Pits. My roommate

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02:05:55,480 --> 02:06:00,600
only likes Japanese girls. He has never been a Japanese person in his life. Everything he knows

2680
02:06:00,600 --> 02:06:07,080
he has learned from anime. He has shown me his dating profiles on Mixer USA which I thought was

2681
02:06:07,080 --> 02:06:11,480
straight up delusional but since I didn't want to have an uncomfortable conversation with him

2682
02:06:11,480 --> 02:06:17,080
and was certain he wouldn't hit I didn't bring it up. Oh damn you ain't got no he ain't got no faith

2683
02:06:17,080 --> 02:06:23,320
in that game. Ain't no game. He ain't ever going to hit. Ain't got no faith in that game. But recently

2684
02:06:23,320 --> 02:06:29,400
he actually brought a girl over who looked decent was really cute. An actual real life Japanese

2685
02:06:29,400 --> 02:06:35,080
girl that he kidnapped from the park. She swings by for his date and I'm trying so hard to contain

2686
02:06:35,080 --> 02:06:41,880
myself and want to high five him so bad. Anyhow he goes out with her and turns out she got really

2687
02:06:41,880 --> 02:06:47,560
weirded out by him because he kept bringing up her anime references thinking that she would get it and

2688
02:06:47,560 --> 02:06:56,680
reciprocate. I don't know what to say. Nani? Nani is like that. Nani? Nani? And Oni-chan? Just

2689
02:06:56,680 --> 02:07:04,360
fucking freaked her out. Probably the most like hick version. Oni-chan? I don't know what to say

2690
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except I knew it would happen. He's a really nice guy just that he needs to drop the Japanese girl

2691
02:07:11,240 --> 02:07:17,160
anime pedestal thing and be more normal. So I sit him down and I start telling him how it's super

2692
02:07:17,160 --> 02:07:26,200
weird to real females and how they aren't like that and how it gets out. If he gets out of this

2693
02:07:26,200 --> 02:07:32,440
mentally it would definitely improve his chances. He starts crying and doesn't want to talk to me

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02:07:32,440 --> 02:07:37,640
anymore. He also is moving out next week. I lost a friend and someone to help pay the rent. If I

2695
02:07:37,640 --> 02:07:42,280
guess something like he walks away right? He stops at the threshold of the door turns around like Nani.

2696
02:07:42,280 --> 02:07:49,560
I mean it's not there's not a bad thing of having a preference obviously but you can't like an

2697
02:07:49,560 --> 02:07:57,480
obsession though. Yeah there's there's a level of you know. Alrighty next one is by not fucking

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02:07:57,480 --> 02:08:06,920
lesbian. By a super lesbian. Exactly. An omega lesbian. Got a gold star lesbian. Oh well it's a dude sir.

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So he says. So he says. I went to a water park with my residential group last week. To be exact we

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02:08:14,360 --> 02:08:19,000
were in a tropical island in Germany. Tropical island is a pretty good a pretty big indoor water

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02:08:19,000 --> 02:08:23,160
park resort. I was about to be like there you go damn it. This shit's land loss as fuck. Tropical

2702
02:08:23,160 --> 02:08:29,800
island is fucking Germany. Did you go you lion fuck. If you don't have a map on you you'll

2703
02:08:29,800 --> 02:08:34,520
definitely get lost. I left my phone in the lockers near the entrance. I walked to my locker to retrieve

2704
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my phone and went back to where my group was at. I decided I want to go to the longer way. So. The

2705
02:08:39,800 --> 02:08:44,760
longer way. I would want to go the longer way. So I could explore a little. Unfortunately this is where I

2706
02:08:44,760 --> 02:08:52,520
fucked up. I went into the Asia part of the resort. What? I guess I walked so confidently that the

2707
02:08:52,520 --> 02:08:57,720
employees didn't try to stop me. Well they started screaming Nazi and trying to kill him with

2708
02:08:57,720 --> 02:09:04,680
namorizing. They started saying Sieg Heil. What the fuck happened that even freaked out. I looked around a little and

2709
02:09:04,680 --> 02:09:10,680
see this older man completely naked by a volcano shaped building. Oh. I shrugged it off since I figured

2710
02:09:10,680 --> 02:09:16,600
it was the sauna. Here in Germany it's very common rule that you have to be naked or in a towel to

2711
02:09:16,600 --> 02:09:22,040
enter a sauna. So I didn't think much of it. Prudish Americans. You remember that unfinished movie.

2712
02:09:22,040 --> 02:09:28,680
Yeah. You gotta get butt ass naked in the sauna to seal the deal. And then I forgot

2713
02:09:28,680 --> 02:09:36,360
the guy's like our boner's not allowed. I kept walking around and realized that everyone there was either

2714
02:09:36,360 --> 02:09:44,440
naked or only in a towel. This is what happened. It's all dudes. Is this super heaven?

2715
02:09:44,440 --> 02:09:49,640
This is where I started to realize that I wasn't supposed to be there.

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02:09:50,840 --> 02:09:56,200
I stuck out like a sore thumb. You can only imagine that there's just these middle-aged to

2717
02:09:56,200 --> 02:10:02,200
old people basically unclothed and then there's just this visibly confused clothed email teenager

2718
02:10:02,840 --> 02:10:09,320
because he's 16. Nani? They were staring at me like I was staring and I was staring back.

2719
02:10:10,040 --> 02:10:13,480
Imagine being the more awkward one being fully clothed as opposed to the other way.

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02:10:13,480 --> 02:10:19,480
Yeah. I continued to walk around trying to find a way out. It took me about 15 minutes to get out

2721
02:10:19,480 --> 02:10:23,800
of there. I told this story to my group and they chuckled. However, the most confusing part is how

2722
02:10:23,800 --> 02:10:29,160
I even managed to enter because to enter that specific area you have to pay. Wow. How do you get

2723
02:10:29,160 --> 02:10:38,040
through? Exactly. How do you pay? I know this isn't a major fuck up but it's kind of funny and pretty

2724
02:10:38,040 --> 02:10:41,960
embarrassing though. It wouldn't be. Fuckin' butt ass naked everywhere and everyone's like oh

2725
02:10:41,960 --> 02:10:46,520
everyone's naked but me. First comment. Should I get naked? First comment and now you know that

2726
02:10:46,520 --> 02:10:53,640
nudist areas are always full of people that you don't want to see naked. It's true. It's always a

2727
02:10:53,640 --> 02:11:03,320
bunch of fat guys. Because I expect the woman to walk in at any time and they're all just waiting.

2728
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So where is she dammit? All righty next one is by motorpresentation76. Why are we fucking fancy

2729
02:11:12,600 --> 02:11:19,400
with the name? I don't know. First and piss. Cars aren't soundproof. No. So I began singing my

2730
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singing journey a month or two ago. I was ecstatic whenever I finally unlocked my head voice a week

2731
02:11:25,000 --> 02:11:30,760
ago and I've been experience experimenting with it since. I can't do it in my home because the walls

2732
02:11:30,760 --> 02:11:35,320
aren't soundproof and my family is asleep at night. So every now and then I'd go to the underground

2733
02:11:35,320 --> 02:11:40,440
shared garage and do vocal exercises in my car. Sometimes I'd experiment with high note songs too

2734
02:11:40,440 --> 02:11:46,040
and today was no different. Did a couple of sirens, sang two songs and then called it a good day of

2735
02:11:46,040 --> 02:11:51,320
practice and went upstairs. Ten minutes later I hear the most aggressive bell ringing in door knock.

2736
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Aggressive? Geez what they fucking slamming on that fucking doorbell? When I went to whenever

2737
02:11:57,720 --> 02:12:04,200
I went to check it out and it was two police officers waiting for someone entering the door.

2738
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I got shot three times upon opening the door. I was hella confused. I opened the door.

2739
02:12:09,480 --> 02:12:14,600
Hell no you deserve to get shot for that. I know. You said hella get on the ground.

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02:12:14,600 --> 02:12:20,280
God are you fucking piece of shit? I opened the door and they immediately started explaining

2741
02:12:20,280 --> 02:12:24,520
how someone in the complex heard what sounded like a car screaming in my car.

2742
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A car screaming? Sorry a child. A child screaming in my car.

2743
02:12:30,760 --> 02:12:34,200
You leave your child in your car and they go down the all the four four windows are busted open.

2744
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Immediately I put two and two together. My mom began racing because frankly speaking I am so

2745
02:12:41,240 --> 02:12:47,320
secretive about my singing that I don't want anyone to know. My family heard the doorbell ring and I

2746
02:12:47,320 --> 02:12:53,080
heard footsteps from the top floor so I calculated that I had a 15 second window to explain and remedy

2747
02:12:53,080 --> 02:12:59,080
the situation before shit goes sideways. The officer goes what was the sound and I go me.

2748
02:12:59,080 --> 02:13:02,920
I've been taking vocal lessons and the car is the only place I can practice.

2749
02:13:04,200 --> 02:13:09,080
He got a good laugh and his buddy and he got a good laugh with his buddy and walked away.

2750
02:13:09,080 --> 02:13:14,280
I slammed the door shut and gave my family half the story since I didn't come up with a lie

2751
02:13:14,280 --> 02:13:19,320
or couldn't come up with a lie. It's so weird but everyone said weird voices were coming from the

2752
02:13:19,320 --> 02:13:26,760
car. They wanted to investigate then I mentioned that I may have been going through Instagram

2753
02:13:26,760 --> 02:13:31,480
reels and laughing too loud in the car. I've done that before. They called me a dumb ass and that

2754
02:13:31,480 --> 02:13:39,000
was that. Cars are a safe space my ass. Maybe I should just save for a trip to space so I can

2755
02:13:39,000 --> 02:13:43,400
sing in peace. Yeah cars are not soundproof sorry.

2756
02:13:43,400 --> 02:13:50,360
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. He's screaming at the top of his lungs. Thank God child.

2757
02:13:51,800 --> 02:13:57,800
You ever see you ever try to do the the weird stuff that Nicholas Cage sing yells in the first

2758
02:13:57,800 --> 02:14:07,000
kick ass movie. The way he reaches a specific tone screaming like to switch the kryptonite

2759
02:14:07,000 --> 02:14:13,960
is so high pitched that there's no way to properly replicate it without me fucking

2760
02:14:13,960 --> 02:14:20,040
screaming at the top of my lungs. That's how the yeah good lord. I'll show you the video one day.

2761
02:14:20,680 --> 02:14:26,680
I'll send you a when I'm watching kick ass ever and like he's like he says now switch to kryptonite

2762
02:14:26,680 --> 02:14:33,800
but he fucking screams and it's so high pitched because he's got caught on fire. Oh God. It's a

2763
02:14:33,800 --> 02:14:42,520
wild scene. Next one is by iced cum bubble balls. Wow. They're gonna try. He's like fuck it. Yeah.

2764
02:14:43,800 --> 02:14:52,280
This person puts I have enjoyed pegasms. This is a woman. What the fuck is a pegasm? Yes.

2765
02:14:53,800 --> 02:14:59,720
Where you are in the process of peeing and then hold it back for some time. It's a fucking kidney

2766
02:14:59,720 --> 02:15:07,800
stone. So this time during my day of summer break I was extra horny and decided why not have an

2767
02:15:07,800 --> 02:15:15,640
actual pee orgasm. This video is fucking wild. I quickly found something to get me going whilst

2768
02:15:15,640 --> 02:15:22,040
feeling the urge to pee. Long story short that was one of my most powerful orgasms yet and then a

2769
02:15:22,040 --> 02:15:28,840
few moments later I went to pee and went to bed. Okay. A few hours later I woke up with some

2770
02:15:28,840 --> 02:15:35,240
uh mad thirst for water. Some mad thirst. I went and guzzled a guzzle guzzle guzzle.

2771
02:15:36,680 --> 02:15:43,720
So you ate some goggles. Guzzle some goggles. I went and guzzled a bottle and thought nothing of it.

2772
02:15:43,720 --> 02:15:49,240
Shortly I began feeling abdominal cramps and slight fever but thought it was just stress. By

2773
02:15:49,240 --> 02:15:55,640
late afternoon my slight fever had worsened into full-blown body weakness, insatiable thirst,

2774
02:15:55,640 --> 02:16:02,120
and a high fever. School was about resuming the next day and I was anxious I wasn't going to make

2775
02:16:02,120 --> 02:16:06,680
it to school. I called my mother the next day and she refused and she rushed. I was gonna say she

2776
02:16:06,680 --> 02:16:14,520
refused. Refused to give a shit. She rushed over to help me visit the hospital. I carried out a

2777
02:16:14,520 --> 02:16:20,120
number of tests which all proved negative so the doctor said we will try one last test which came

2778
02:16:20,120 --> 02:16:26,200
out positive. He found I had a UTI. A UTI? Yeah bitch we honed your fucking urine in. Which I never

2779
02:16:26,840 --> 02:16:33,800
expected or was even mindful of and that's why you don't try to peegasm. Yeah I was honing your

2780
02:16:33,800 --> 02:16:37,560
fucking urine for fucking 17 hours straight or whatever the fuck you were doing girl.

2781
02:16:37,560 --> 02:16:41,560
Why would you even do that? Like I understand what she means like the peegasm was like

2782
02:16:41,560 --> 02:16:46,520
you have such an incredible piss it's almost like an orgasm. But she like fucking really did.

2783
02:16:46,520 --> 02:16:52,520
Shoot rampart. Yeah next one is by Kiva Rosenberg. So it's fucking piss over you have to hold on to

2784
02:16:52,520 --> 02:16:59,720
something like like the edge of a you know really you gotta leave it. Been holding it all day.

2785
02:16:59,720 --> 02:17:06,600
You put your arm like your fucking hand on the counter like god dang. This person puts I teach

2786
02:17:06,600 --> 02:17:14,360
a group of a HIIT class in the evenings. I'm not sure what's that. HIIT. It doesn't say what it is.

2787
02:17:14,360 --> 02:17:20,200
HIIT. It sounds like something we had in school. Probably like an advanced math program. Could be.

2788
02:17:20,840 --> 02:17:25,960
Some of the movements are as difficult or as easy as a participant chooses to make them.

2789
02:17:26,520 --> 02:17:31,960
So maybe dance? Maybe I don't know I'm confused. Depending on whether they genuinely push themselves

2790
02:17:31,960 --> 02:17:38,840
to work harder or just cruise until they uh until we do another movement. Well I was putting info

2791
02:17:38,840 --> 02:17:43,800
into the gym computer I saw some kind of gym thing. Okay. A gym computer before the start of

2792
02:17:43,800 --> 02:17:49,800
class. Greeting participates in multitasking as they walk past me. One participant 40ish woman comes

2793
02:17:49,800 --> 02:17:55,160
in and says hi and says she's feeling ready for class. I'm still inputting data on my screen but

2794
02:17:55,160 --> 02:18:01,480
remembering how uh she kind of cruised through the class earlier this week. Just matter of factly said

2795
02:18:01,480 --> 02:18:09,880
okay I'm glad you're ready because I'm gonna ride your ass tonight. Her face. A call from HR.

2796
02:18:09,880 --> 02:18:14,440
If surprise Pikachu was a human. Oh yeah the little like the oh oh oh.

2797
02:18:16,600 --> 02:18:20,600
And what's sadder is it took another second for me to register what I had said

2798
02:18:20,600 --> 02:18:23,880
because in my head I only meant I'm going to push you a little harder.

2799
02:18:23,880 --> 02:18:30,360
So fucking hard your ass is gonna blow out. She laughed and said well I am married as I clarified

2800
02:18:30,360 --> 02:18:37,560
and apologized. She was a great sport though. I uh think with I think she saw what I was genuinely

2801
02:18:37,560 --> 02:18:43,400
embarrassed and she initiated a casual conversation with me right after I oh sorry right before I

2802
02:18:43,400 --> 02:18:50,520
started the class and I didn't it did end up widen uh pushing her a little bit harder during the class.

2803
02:18:50,520 --> 02:18:55,560
She pushed her pushed herself harder and she thanked me and she left. So hopefully no harm no

2804
02:18:55,560 --> 02:19:01,080
foul. That ass took it real well. I was getting really lewd. There are cameras and microphones

2805
02:19:01,080 --> 02:19:07,480
in the room though so we'll see if I get an email from HR next week. Sheesh I did that once. I

2806
02:19:07,480 --> 02:19:13,400
said something like the worst like okay so we had these uh gallons of water and uh this one was

2807
02:19:13,400 --> 02:19:19,080
vinesome. Yeah. But for some reason the cap was fucking sunk in. I guess like some other blocks

2808
02:19:19,080 --> 02:19:23,800
that were put on top of it. Yeah. I pushed it in. So I tried to put uh push and pull it out for right.

2809
02:19:23,800 --> 02:19:28,760
Yeah. And like it was like I was it was a no-go. It was like five minutes right so I'm like sorry

2810
02:19:28,760 --> 02:19:34,920
I'm like sorry man I can't get it up for you. And I was uh oh. I didn't realize the fact.

2811
02:19:34,920 --> 02:19:43,400
We just fucking ignored it. Well we know you didn't get it up you know. At least for her.

2812
02:19:44,680 --> 02:19:50,760
She's about to be out. It's a random shit you say I swear. Next one is by Fred. I like the one time

2813
02:19:50,760 --> 02:19:57,080
the lady said she'd ask me if I would do her. Oh to check her out. Yeah would you do me? My what?

2814
02:19:57,080 --> 02:20:08,760
What? That's an option? No bitch. I don't know you. I need a parrot. I need permission slips.

2815
02:20:10,520 --> 02:20:15,800
She was so fucking embarrassed. I would be too. I've never heard that in a long time. I've seen

2816
02:20:15,800 --> 02:20:20,040
that like on uh English shows and stuff like that. Yeah that's probably what she was watching.

2817
02:20:20,920 --> 02:20:23,640
She's seen too many episodes of Keeping Up Appearances. I guess so.

2818
02:20:23,640 --> 02:20:31,960
All right this person is Fred Eric Norris. What is his real name? I know hilarious. His full name.

2819
02:20:33,080 --> 02:20:38,840
So early this a.m. I ran to the grocery to pick up some steak for dinner and a few other things.

2820
02:20:38,840 --> 02:20:45,800
Wanted something high in iron and a quick google search listed dried apricots as a good source.

2821
02:20:45,800 --> 02:20:50,120
I recall that apricots are yummy and fresh thyme has a great. Yummy yummy yummy.

2822
02:20:50,120 --> 02:20:55,720
There's a song called yummy yummy yummy. I got something in my tummy. I think it's a wholesome

2823
02:20:55,720 --> 02:21:00,600
song right but I was about to butcher by saying yummy yummy yummy. I got come in my tummy.

2824
02:21:00,600 --> 02:21:06,600
I don't know why. I don't know why. Why did we do this? Why do we loot everything in this world?

2825
02:21:07,480 --> 02:21:12,600
I can't nothing be pure is what my mom was telling me. Why can't nothing be pure?

2826
02:21:12,600 --> 02:21:20,440
I can't nothing be pure. I fucking butchered it immediately. Isn't it yummy yummy yummy. I got

2827
02:21:20,440 --> 02:21:25,240
love in my tummy or something like that. Yummy yummy yummy. Which I guess I could mean the same thing.

2828
02:21:26,680 --> 02:21:31,080
I like I because I had that thought I had to say that. Yeah. And then after I was like why must I

2829
02:21:31,080 --> 02:21:38,920
destroy all the things that are pure. Like I can't fucking help myself. You just fuck it up completely.

2830
02:21:38,920 --> 02:21:42,600
I don't even want to either. I just it just does it.

2831
02:21:44,360 --> 02:21:48,600
Why? Yeah it's a yummy yummy yummy. I got love in my tummy. Well I fucked that one up.

2832
02:21:50,120 --> 02:21:51,880
Oh now I know you got come in your tummy.

2833
02:21:57,400 --> 02:22:01,640
And fresh thyme has a great selection of dried fruits, nuts, and candies.

2834
02:22:01,640 --> 02:22:08,920
You had a nut in your stomach didn't you? So I thought this is perfect. I did like you swallow

2835
02:22:08,920 --> 02:22:12,520
and like it does like the girl swallows right like you got pubic hairs going down her throat.

2836
02:22:13,400 --> 02:22:23,400
Oh damn it why do I do this? Why can't I be pure like the beast? Pure. Pure. Pure.

2837
02:22:24,760 --> 02:22:28,520
Uh bought two packs. I guess I shouldn't say that because they're traumatizing life.

2838
02:22:28,520 --> 02:22:31,960
Yeah. Find out the best thing to say. But you're not pure.

2839
02:22:35,080 --> 02:22:39,960
Bought two packs hopped into the car bumping some music with the windows down great mood

2840
02:22:39,960 --> 02:22:44,600
and popped open the container. I'm like manny man. Which death pond means.

2841
02:22:44,600 --> 02:22:49,560
That was a random massage just comes on. And I ate about 15 of them bad boys.

2842
02:22:49,560 --> 02:22:55,560
God damn a lot of apricots. So I get home and slap some Greek yogurt and granola together.

2843
02:22:55,560 --> 02:23:01,720
Chowed down on a booster for the apricots and then unknowingly went nuclear and decided it

2844
02:23:01,720 --> 02:23:07,640
was coffee time. Oh my god you fucking must have blown a fucking Chernobyl sized shit in

2845
02:23:07,640 --> 02:23:11,560
this fucking bathroom. They probably had to evacuate the whole fucking neighborhood.

2846
02:23:13,480 --> 02:23:19,880
This is when the churning and rumbling started. Let's say that my entire day still looks like you

2847
02:23:19,880 --> 02:23:29,800
fool. You fool. Not even a chance of one mother fucker. Why are you dead?

2848
02:23:31,720 --> 02:23:36,360
All you hear in the background is no. The darkness made it like no.

2849
02:23:40,600 --> 02:23:45,400
Which reminds me I walked into for my job I walked into this one building right. Yeah.

2850
02:23:45,400 --> 02:23:48,680
And it's one of those kind of restrooms that have those automatic lights.

2851
02:23:48,680 --> 02:23:52,360
Have you seen those where you go and go in and lights come on automatically.

2852
02:23:52,360 --> 02:23:59,800
Because the market has us. Yeah. Yeah well I walked in and I heard from the bathroom. Thank God.

2853
02:24:01,960 --> 02:24:12,680
Shut up. They shut up. I can see my wife and my asshole. Wow. Because it's probably getting ready

2854
02:24:12,680 --> 02:24:18,360
to risk it all. Like was that enough wipes or not. Imagine if you didn't bring a phone or

2855
02:24:18,360 --> 02:24:24,120
nothing for light either. I guess he did because he's like thank Jesus. All I heard is thank God.

2856
02:24:24,120 --> 02:24:29,320
And I'm just washing my hands but it's like oh damn. You hear the aggressive wiping in the back.

2857
02:24:30,280 --> 02:24:33,800
Just like wiping as fast as he can so the light stuff go out again.

2858
02:24:36,360 --> 02:24:40,920
That would fucking suck. I mean I've had lights go off whenever I'm taking a piss in one but.

2859
02:24:40,920 --> 02:24:46,360
Not that quick huh. Yeah. Jesus. Or like it's been on and it doesn't catch you coming in. Yeah. Like

2860
02:24:46,360 --> 02:24:51,080
it still thinks that it's set for that certain time and it catches it at that weird time.

2861
02:24:51,640 --> 02:24:56,040
And then you wave your hand. If you're walking down the long hallway that shit will get the lights

2862
02:24:56,040 --> 02:25:03,160
shut off. That's like welcome. There is a place that does that though. Like different warehouses

2863
02:25:03,160 --> 02:25:08,520
and stuff. Where lights go off after a few minutes. Or as you walk they brighten back up. Or as you

2864
02:25:08,520 --> 02:25:15,320
walk like behind you they just go. They just start turning up. They turn around like oh God. Oh shit.

2865
02:25:15,320 --> 02:25:19,880
Then one of them turns on in the distance. Just one turns on some dude with a fucking hatchet.

2866
02:25:21,640 --> 02:25:26,920
It's like uh oh. No you look at it like it's go time motherfucker. It is go time.

2867
02:25:28,120 --> 02:25:30,760
Look the lights go out again. Time looking disappears.

2868
02:25:33,400 --> 02:25:37,480
All right this is whenever the churning and rumbling started. Let's just say my entire day

2869
02:25:37,480 --> 02:25:44,280
was spent in my porcelain office. And thank God I have wet wipes. Jesus. PSA if you see dry

2870
02:25:44,280 --> 02:25:50,840
apricots only eat three to four max. Yeah they're great for fucking constipation.

2871
02:25:51,560 --> 02:25:55,480
And also if you eat 15 they're great for taking every bit of shit out of your body.

2872
02:25:57,400 --> 02:26:07,000
All right next one is by uh Ratch Fiscus. Rage? Wackus Spunkus? It's spelled R-A-C-H which would be

2873
02:26:07,000 --> 02:26:15,480
rack right? R-S-C-H? R-A-R-A-S-H? R-A-R-A-S-H? R-A-R-A-S-H? And then Fiscus. Fiscus. Rosh Fiscus.

2874
02:26:18,040 --> 02:26:23,080
Yesterday I got a few tattoos touched up and added on a thigh tattoo. One of my tattoos and well that

2875
02:26:23,080 --> 02:26:31,880
would fucking hurt on the inner thigh. Oh lord I'm like. I'll tell you what I know. One of my tattoos

2876
02:26:31,880 --> 02:26:38,520
and actually the first tattoo I ever got is a raspberry branch. A raspberry branch on my forearm

2877
02:26:38,520 --> 02:26:45,160
and it really needed to be touched up so it was worked on. Fucking spade? Well damn. Over time

2878
02:26:45,160 --> 02:26:51,320
yeah with sun damage and stuff depending on how much sun you actually get. And worked pretty

2879
02:26:51,320 --> 02:26:57,800
heavy. It worked on pretty heavily and basically went all over every part of that tattoo. This

2880
02:26:57,800 --> 02:27:02,520
morning it was time to take off the bandages clean them and start aftercare. I got into the shower

2881
02:27:02,520 --> 02:27:07,080
and carefully removed all the bandages and tape washed my hair and basically took a normal shower.

2882
02:27:07,800 --> 02:27:13,800
I have a really good exfoliating mitt that is very abrasive. Seriously you can see the dead skin

2883
02:27:13,800 --> 02:27:21,240
piling up. It's that abrasive. Damn. I was very careful to avoid my tattoos on my thigh ribs and

2884
02:27:21,240 --> 02:27:27,720
sternum except I stopped paying attention to what I was doing by the time I got to my arms and when

2885
02:27:27,720 --> 02:27:33,720
straight over my forearm tattoo with it that they just had. Yeah that shit must have fucking hurt.

2886
02:27:33,720 --> 02:27:39,960
Just an FYI. Going over a tattoo that's not even 24 hours with exfoliating mitt is extremely painful.

2887
02:27:40,760 --> 02:27:46,120
It immediately started burning so I got a little extra attention with washing it and applying

2888
02:27:46,120 --> 02:27:53,960
ointment today. Even just applying tattoo ointment stung a bit. It also went out for uh let's see I

2889
02:27:53,960 --> 02:27:59,800
also went out for a while today and just walking in the sun for a minute I could feel that it was

2890
02:27:59,800 --> 02:28:08,520
pissed. So yeah don't exfoliate fresh tattoos or you're going to have a very bad time. Like yeah.

2891
02:28:09,640 --> 02:28:18,120
Yeah that uh. Ouch. The first comment is pain aside I can't imagine a mitt that has ever been

2892
02:28:18,120 --> 02:28:24,360
used is the opposite of sterile and is essentially pushing infection into your wound. Like somebody

2893
02:28:24,360 --> 02:28:29,000
would find that one. That one that's like yeah you're probably pushing your shit in here.

2894
02:28:30,840 --> 02:28:38,120
All righty got a couple more here. Uh next one is by vegetarian vegetable. So you had a cannibal.

2895
02:28:39,320 --> 02:28:46,040
Yeah in solidarity with a fellow user who also injured his most precious and tender of areas

2896
02:28:46,040 --> 02:28:56,440
I would like to share my own version of this. I shall start by setting the scene. I 30s was handling

2897
02:28:56,440 --> 02:29:01,000
my regular grooming regimen in preparation for a date a few hours later in the evening.

2898
02:29:01,720 --> 02:29:08,840
I wanted my boys to be spic and span. No fuzzy bush requiring my date to blunt several machetes

2899
02:29:08,840 --> 02:29:11,240
just to get to the goods I thought to myself.

2900
02:29:11,240 --> 02:29:20,600
Nice to be a nice and primped. Yes I did. Yes I'd be a pristine specimen gloriously well maintained

2901
02:29:20,600 --> 02:29:24,040
and worthy of my beautiful date. A cock will put on a mantle.

2902
02:29:26,840 --> 02:29:33,240
But my friends there was soon to be no glory beheld betwixt my thighs.

2903
02:29:33,240 --> 02:29:40,200
He wouldn't cut himself? No soon I would be writhing on my bathroom floor appearing before

2904
02:29:40,200 --> 02:29:46,600
the heavens as a weeping normal newborn babe. I hop into the shower gleefully I trim my chest hair

2905
02:29:46,600 --> 02:29:51,560
down masterfully evading my nipples taught from the splashing of water. Taught.

2906
02:29:54,840 --> 02:29:59,000
I continue swiftly down to my stomach to the trill of my chest.

2907
02:29:59,000 --> 02:30:05,320
I continue swiftly down to my stomach to the trail of hair extending from my pubic

2908
02:30:05,320 --> 02:30:12,760
pubic region. My goal was the appearance of care and maintenance not that of a prepubescent youth

2909
02:30:12,760 --> 02:30:17,400
so I tidied up and continued my journey downward pleased with my progress.

2910
02:30:18,520 --> 02:30:21,800
Like a master of his craft I shaped and sculpted the hairs of my pubis.

2911
02:30:22,440 --> 02:30:26,600
Every stroke of my philips electric trimmer. Jesus putting in a bit of work.

2912
02:30:26,600 --> 02:30:32,360
I'm cleaving beautiful paths of mowing pubic lawn. Things were shaping up nicely.

2913
02:30:33,560 --> 02:30:37,160
I was no stranger to these maneuvers. I'd done them countless times before.

2914
02:30:37,160 --> 02:30:40,280
I knew every curve every crevice. This land was my land.

2915
02:30:42,440 --> 02:30:48,360
All you see before you I own. I carefully navigated the inner thighs the base of my

2916
02:30:48,360 --> 02:30:57,320
limp shaft and glazed down my brow and gazed down proudly at my shower steamed meat cluster. This

2917
02:30:57,320 --> 02:31:03,800
was almost certainly some of my best work. My snake while now docile and calm would soon

2918
02:31:03,800 --> 02:31:09,000
arise from his majestic manicured field of light. Why are you writing like this? So fucking airy.

2919
02:31:09,000 --> 02:31:18,520
It's pissing me off. I stand proudly before my date. Zzzz.

2920
02:31:18,520 --> 02:31:24,760
Saying the trimmer as I claim the last strangles of hair. Zzzz. All I needed now was to grab my

2921
02:31:24,760 --> 02:31:29,960
safety razor and tackle the sack. Zzzz. But where did I put zzzz?

2922
02:31:29,960 --> 02:31:39,560
That didn't sound good I thought to myself. Gazing downwards I gassed. With one momentary

2923
02:31:39,560 --> 02:31:44,280
lack of concentration I was now gazing down at a site that can only be described as a pork

2924
02:31:44,280 --> 02:31:51,400
pulling meat claws clutching my sack. What do the fucking blades come into his fucking ball sack?

2925
02:31:51,400 --> 02:31:58,760
Yeah. Pink flesh squeezed between the trimmer blades. Their oscillation halted my tender

2926
02:31:58,760 --> 02:32:04,680
elastics. Yeah. Fucking. Fucking ball sack basically is what I'm trying to tell you people.

2927
02:32:04,680 --> 02:32:09,640
I wish he would drop that fucking weird way he's writing just be honest. Yeah he's being way too.

2928
02:32:09,640 --> 02:32:15,640
Yeah too fucking highfalutin. Yes. I'm still a man of letters that one cannot even compare to my.

2929
02:32:15,640 --> 02:32:23,960
This is what you call a midwit so. They're just smart enough. Absolute genius. For what seemed

2930
02:32:23,960 --> 02:32:27,640
like an entire minute I could hear nothing but the water running down my cheeks.

2931
02:32:27,640 --> 02:32:31,720
I mean maybe he was doing that on purpose right and then when he got like my motherfucking balls

2932
02:32:31,720 --> 02:32:37,640
has caught his motherfucking what the fuck. There was no pain there was no time the clippers my

2933
02:32:38,680 --> 02:32:45,320
the clippers by phillips had spoken. I fumbled carefully off of the for the off button but I

2934
02:32:45,320 --> 02:32:52,120
was a moment too late. The silence is broken. Fuck. It was the fucking art. The blades had done their

2935
02:32:52,120 --> 02:32:57,800
job lacerating through my flesh with the plea as they buzzed into life. The pain was immediate.

2936
02:32:57,800 --> 02:33:02,440
The blood pooling around my legs faster in the shower could wash it away. I dropped the trimmer

2937
02:33:02,440 --> 02:33:07,880
in the bathroom floor leaping out of the shower. I like to imagine I let my let out a manly bellow

2938
02:33:07,880 --> 02:33:13,000
but looking back it was almost certainly a shrill shriek followed by tears of panic.

2939
02:33:13,000 --> 02:33:17,880
Ouch. I grabbed the tail and assess the damage fluffed my bag over in the sink and cleared the

2940
02:33:17,880 --> 02:33:22,600
blood quickly away revealing the wound. It was deep. Those blades weren't messing around slicing

2941
02:33:22,600 --> 02:33:28,920
into my loose scrotal skin like a hungry chiller sack. Oh my god. I grabbed a fistful of tissue

2942
02:33:28,920 --> 02:33:34,040
paper and wrapped it around my bag and stuffed another few layers into my boxers. Hurryed

2943
02:33:34,920 --> 02:33:41,880
hurriedly clothed myself and rushed out to A&E. I'm not sure what A&E is but any of the uh the tv

2944
02:33:41,880 --> 02:33:49,240
show to tv channel A&E. After some laughter from oh I guess the emergency room. I was still me yeah.

2945
02:33:49,240 --> 02:33:55,800
Um after some laughter from the nurse that saw me I was told to perhaps keep sharp objects away

2946
02:33:55,800 --> 02:34:01,880
from my genitals and got patted. I was giving this face like uh oh. Uh uh. Now bitch what you

2947
02:34:01,880 --> 02:34:06,760
this is a hospital bitch what the frick is wrong. You be laughing in my condition. Thankfully it

2948
02:34:06,760 --> 02:34:11,720
would seem balls held quite quickly and although I didn't make the date I was able to rearrange to a

2949
02:34:11,720 --> 02:34:16,840
week later and recount the story to my now girlfriend. Oh she must have been so understanding.

2950
02:34:16,840 --> 02:34:24,280
And then how he ends it is even stupider. Balls well that ends well. Great pun. Or

2951
02:34:24,280 --> 02:34:31,160
please. Whatever they're trying to do. All right next one is by nutty donuts 14. Nutty donuts 14.

2952
02:34:32,360 --> 02:34:37,800
Uh yesterday I completely tidied the uh and cleaned my room. I even washed my quilt. The whole place

2953
02:34:37,800 --> 02:34:44,840
looks great. Today I had an amazon parcel coming by. My bank account uh curses prime day because

2954
02:34:44,840 --> 02:34:50,440
you know everybody spends money on prime day. It's prime day baby. My doorbell goes. Super bowl.

2955
02:34:51,240 --> 02:34:56,440
Fucking black friday. Yeah. And prime day or like cyber monday or like oh god dang uh

2956
02:34:56,440 --> 02:35:03,400
super bowl weekend. Yes they are. Uh the doorbell goes. I grab my handbag searching inside for my

2957
02:35:03,400 --> 02:35:09,720
keys as I go. No keys. I sprint back upstairs and search the usual places. No keys. The courier is

2958
02:35:09,720 --> 02:35:14,040
knocking on the door and ringing the bell again. So I leg it downstairs. Unlike the window closest

2959
02:35:14,040 --> 02:35:20,440
to the door and just yell I'm sorry I can't find my keys. Apparently the door is locked. Sure I don't

2960
02:35:20,440 --> 02:35:26,600
know why it'd be locked inside like that and need a key but aside from that. No problem hands me the

2961
02:35:26,600 --> 02:35:31,640
package and appear slightly bemused by the situation. It tosses up. Ha. Pretty sure I made

2962
02:35:31,640 --> 02:35:38,600
his day. So now I have to untidy my room and find where my keys ended up. Edit. I just looked up from

2963
02:35:39,400 --> 02:35:44,440
posting this. The keys are on the printer mocking me. Just sitting right there. Where are the keys

2964
02:35:44,440 --> 02:35:53,960
were? In her pocket. Good place. Bitch. And last one for today we have uh sammy and didali. Sammy.

2965
02:35:53,960 --> 02:35:59,960
Sammy didali. You don't hurt my Sammy. He's my brother Sammy. Spurs and puts. I have been

2966
02:35:59,960 --> 02:36:05,320
self-conscious about my overall appearance my entire life. I was always the chubby grandkid

2967
02:36:05,320 --> 02:36:11,560
niece even though I've uh only ever been around 125 to 135 pounds for the majority of my life.

2968
02:36:12,120 --> 02:36:18,760
I've had bags under my eyes since I was practically born and I've got a pair I've got a bit of a pear

2969
02:36:18,760 --> 02:36:26,840
shaped body. Huh that's an interesting look on my hat. Most of these things I've come to accept

2970
02:36:26,840 --> 02:36:32,200
and I've tried to change the things I can. Recently I had to take some photos for my new job and

2971
02:36:32,200 --> 02:36:37,960
noticed the peach fuzz on my face was kind of noticeable. I've always had been nervous about

2972
02:36:38,600 --> 02:36:44,200
dermaplaning because I have sensitive skin and also using a topical retinol for acne here and

2973
02:36:44,200 --> 02:36:51,800
there but for some reason I thought everyone uses nair. Why can't I? Fuckin that. Oh dear reader how

2974
02:36:51,800 --> 02:36:57,480
foolish I was. I did a test area around my jawline about two weeks ago despite the tiniest bit. On

2975
02:36:57,480 --> 02:37:05,560
your face? He has a nair on your face. Despite the tiniest bit of burning everything turned out fine

2976
02:37:05,560 --> 02:37:11,400
however when it was time to for me to remove the nair from my face I accidentally wiped the side

2977
02:37:11,400 --> 02:37:16,200
that I had applied first which I didn't have quite enough time to work its magic so I ended

2978
02:37:16,200 --> 02:37:22,760
up reapplying the second coat for about two to three minutes on that side. So I thought that maybe

2979
02:37:22,760 --> 02:37:28,840
my face just needed some extra time about three minutes of extra time to be exact. Well reddit I

2980
02:37:28,840 --> 02:37:34,280
applied the nair for sensitive skin might I add I even sprung for the fancy applicator one

2981
02:37:35,240 --> 02:37:41,880
to my face for about seven whole minutes. I thought the tingling was normal but I knew something was

2982
02:37:41,880 --> 02:37:48,040
wrong by minute three but I still persisted on all for the sake of having a super smooth photoshopped

2983
02:37:48,040 --> 02:37:53,240
looking bare face. Fucking chemical burns you gave yourself am I right? By the time I wiped it from

2984
02:37:53,240 --> 02:37:59,880
my face I realized my cheeks were a bit numb then we're on fire. I chalked it up to just a mild

2985
02:37:59,880 --> 02:38:06,440
chemical burn that should go away by morning and placed cold compresses on my cheeks before turning

2986
02:38:06,440 --> 02:38:10,760
in for the night. Whenever I woke up my face was a bit swollen and my cheeks felt like they were dry

2987
02:38:10,760 --> 02:38:16,440
itchy and almost like they were small open wounds. I had all these tiny scabs and red marks all over

2988
02:38:16,440 --> 02:38:21,640
my cheeks and part of my chin and unfortunately couldn't add any aloe sunscreen or even wash my

2989
02:38:21,640 --> 02:38:28,600
face for a full 24 hours as the product consists upon due to sensitivity. Oh I tried using toner

2990
02:38:28,600 --> 02:38:34,200
to smooth it but that immediate lake backfired and I washed the test swab off my face. Did I mention

2991
02:38:34,200 --> 02:38:40,280
I also have to file some important paperwork this morning up and down about 30 miles of highway

2992
02:38:40,280 --> 02:38:48,760
with a 101 North Cal Sun working without a working AC in my car? You get a fucking electric razor

2993
02:38:48,760 --> 02:38:54,280
for you damn girl. What the fuck were you thinking? So that was a lot of fun but I'm not looking for

2994
02:38:54,280 --> 02:39:01,160
sympathy and now that the aching and swelling has gone down thanks Advil. I currently have a thin

2995
02:39:01,160 --> 02:39:08,360
layer of diabetes dry skin gold bond on my face which already is making the scabs way smoother

2996
02:39:08,360 --> 02:39:14,600
and is healing. I swear by this stuff and if you have dry skin or hangnails. My boyfriend let me

2997
02:39:14,600 --> 02:39:19,720
know I'm still beautiful with all the scabs and I think that's what counts and I don't think I'll

2998
02:39:19,720 --> 02:39:27,640
be touching nair anywhere around my face for a long while. I don't think it's designed for your face.

2999
02:39:28,520 --> 02:39:33,240
I don't think so. The first comment you think that's bad? I tried to remove hair from my butthole so

3000
02:39:33,240 --> 02:39:39,960
that I might pass a bowel movement without needing to force a turn through thick hairs.

3001
02:39:39,960 --> 02:39:46,920
It's probably that one dude. Which one? Oh uh remember the guy that was one of the first ones

3002
02:39:46,920 --> 02:39:56,120
we did? Funny as fuck. What? I'm just thinking about it where he put uh nair or shaved his ass.

3003
02:39:56,120 --> 02:40:04,120
No and like it was like his cheeks were so fucking smooth and they created a fucking chemical uh

3004
02:40:05,560 --> 02:40:09,800
factory in his fucking butt cheeks. Like he sealed his butt cheeks together.

3005
02:40:09,800 --> 02:40:14,440
And then he spread them in someone's hand. Read them and almost fucking died from the noxious fumes.

3006
02:40:18,120 --> 02:40:21,720
I bet you it was that would be fucking wild if it was.

3007
02:40:21,720 --> 02:40:25,640
His shit must have. Oh yeah because we were fucking laughing so god dang hard for that one.

3008
02:40:25,640 --> 02:40:31,320
Wasn't it so bad that I had to try to read it and I couldn't get through it either? That was the one.

3009
02:40:34,040 --> 02:40:39,960
Let's see. I started burning trying wiping it off of the tail on the outer layer my ballsack slewed

3010
02:40:39,960 --> 02:40:45,240
off to. Ouch. Did I mention this is my first day of starting a new job? Anyways hope your face

3011
02:40:45,240 --> 02:40:54,760
stops tingling soon. The person below him okay you win. All nair competitors should use this

3012
02:40:54,760 --> 02:41:01,720
comments as advertising. They cause chemical burns. Jesus man shit is dangerous and the fact

3013
02:41:01,720 --> 02:41:06,680
that it can be allowed to give in to people that it can be button sold. Leave a comment below that

3014
02:41:06,680 --> 02:41:09,480
shitting through a thicket it sounds like a country rock band.

3015
02:41:09,480 --> 02:41:14,280
Name shitting through a thicket. Shitting through a thicket.

3016
02:41:17,480 --> 02:41:22,040
Let's see. What about a mass to your skin feels better some people still do that it's no big deal.

3017
02:41:23,400 --> 02:41:31,880
It's all like uh supportive comments after that. The one about the asshole thing is funny though.

3018
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It's like okay bro you win you win. You blew your asshole cheese out again. I guarantee you it's the

3019
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same dude that just swashed it back and forth. Jesus man just the fucking moisture of my mother's

3020
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box. It's just horrible. That's the last one I got though for tonight anything else to add before we

3021
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head out. Uh I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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What's left to say in this world? Very little apparently.

3023
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What if I one of those days when you try to articulate how you truly feel

3024
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and you just don't have the words or the capacity to communicate it. Exactly. Like your brain is

3025
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just trapped. That's what that's what writers feel like you know and they feel like this whole fucking

3026
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world in here can't be fucking let out here. Yeah. Because they can't effectively communicate what

3027
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they feel. Pretty much. They're in a fucking madness. I gotta go try to be David Dunn and

3028
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try to save the world in my fucking green poncho.

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Alright well with that we will see you guys on the next one.