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Hello and welcome back to the podcast.

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I'm Michael.

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I'm Noe.

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We appreciate you being here and hope you enjoy the show.

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Let's go ahead and get started.

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So I came home one night, Monday, after a long day at work in the shamble that is my

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job.

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The absolute chaos.

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And for whatever reason, I just decided to start watching House of the Dragon.

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It's 10 episodes.

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I was like, ah, but you know, Game of Thrones, I'll probably watch it and move on.

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And like, I watch it.

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And like, you know you like a show when you're still up at four in the morning.

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So I watched all 10 episodes this weekend, or this week, and I finished the last two

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episodes today.

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And I was going to talk about the first season because the new season is not fully out yet.

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It's only four episodes in.

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Five with tomorrow.

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And it's basically set 127 years before the Game of Thrones.

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It's a prequel.

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And the whole premise, the entire core plot of the story is a simple fact that Viserys

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Targaryen is the king, and he has no legitimate heir to the throne.

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And if you guys don't know how old medieval stuff worked, the king had his kingdom, and

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he had vassals that had their own houses that were basically also royalty, but they were

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not on his level.

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And they would swear fealty to whoever the king was.

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And so you had the king, then you had various houses, which were families, that had a lot

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of land, a lot of wealth, a lot of soldiers and all that.

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And they would swear their allegiance to whatever king.

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That's how it worked, I guess, in medieval times.

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I'm assuming I wasn't born there.

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I would probably be the king of time getting fucking raided, whole village fucking destroyed.

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And so that's how it works in House of the Dragon.

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The king has the power, and he's like the royalty over all of the country called Westeros.

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And all these various houses, families basically, swear fealty to him.

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But they're all worried that there's no legitimate heir to the throne, so that might cause a

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bit of tension when he dies.

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So he only has one daughter named Brunaris, and he's got no sons.

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And it's still that time where it's the male that they look to be the leader, not the female.

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So his wife dies given birth, she's had like five attempts, all stillborn, all miscarriages,

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every single one of them dies.

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And she dies in childbirth, because this maester comes in, which is a version of a doctor,

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he's like there's this new technique where you slice the woman's stomach open and you

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pull the baby out.

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Like will the woman survive?

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It's like no, she'll bleed the fuck out.

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He didn't say that, but that's pretty pretty bad.

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They had no fucking solution to fucking save the wife.

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And so she ends up dying in her fifth attempt at childbirth.

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So now he's left with no wife and no legitimate heir, so he's got no choice.

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Viserys finally decides to name Brunaris the heir to the Iron Throne.

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And the Iron Throne was the throne created by the Targaryens when they first came from

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a country called Valeria that was destroyed in something called the Doom.

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They never said what it was, but the whole country just collapsed.

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And Valeria was the most powerful country in all of, I guess the game of, I don't know

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what the actual world is called, because Westeros is one country, so it's not called Westeros,

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the whole planet.

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But they came from Valeria years ago and the Targaryens and another family called the Villainers,

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I can't remember, they were the only ones with dragons because the country of Valeria

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had dragons.

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And so that's why they were so powerful.

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That was like the two most powerful, well not even, the Targaryens weren't even the

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most powerful family in Valeria.

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The other family was stronger with more dragons.

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Both families came to Westeros.

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They conquered the country with their dragons.

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They took all the blades of the conquered houses and they turned them into a throne,

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the Iron Throne, just swords all over, just fucking mangled swords everywhere.

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And allegedly if you were an unfit king for the throne, the throne itself would cut you.

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And you actually see a moment where Viserys gets a little cut on his pinky for one of

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the blades.

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He's like, oh motherfucker, I'd have fucking sanded that bitch down if I was being honest.

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So he names his daughter Aer and he has all the houses come to the king's landing, the

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capital, and swear fealty to her, bend the knee, the famous bending the knee.

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They all agree to bend the knee and acknowledge her as the heir apparent.

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So the reason the series gets fucked up is that Viserys has to take a new queen.

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So he ends up marrying Rhaenyra's Targaryen, his daughter, his fucking 15 year old daughter's

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best friend, Alicent Hightower, who's also 15.

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They were going to marry him with a 12 year old earlier.

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He's like, nah, we got nothing in common.

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And so he marries Alicent Hightower, who was the daughter of the Hand.

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The Hand is the second most powerful person in Westeros.

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He is the advisor to the kick.

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They're called the Hand.

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And then of course they have their little small council, like the guy that oversees

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the treasury, the guy that oversees the navy, commerce, all this stuff.

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And so he ends up marrying Alicent and he tells her right in front of her daughter,

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or his daughter, she doesn't say anything, but she can tell the expression, she's like,

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what the fuck?

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That's the most fucked up shit you can possibly do.

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And so he ends up having three kids with Alicent and Aegon, Aemon, and a girl.

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They're like hella, hella red, I forget her name because they don't really feature very

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often.

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And so now everyone thinks that Aegon being the half brother to Rhaenyra's and being a

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male should actually inherit the throne over her, but he's already named the heir apparent.

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So he's not going to do that to his daughter and back out on his word.

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And one of the overarching problems throughout the whole season is that Viserys also has

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a form of leprosy.

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So from episode one to episode fucking eight, he's fucking falling apart before your very

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eyes.

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He's getting leech, he's getting fucking open sores that won't heal.

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They do it very well because in the very first episode, he's got a really tiny skin lesion

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on his back and the doctors are looking at him like we can try to cauterize it.

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He's like do whatever you got to do.

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And then it gets real bad.

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Like episode eight, he's fucking in bed, fucking teeth missing, he lost an eyeball, half of

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his fucking left, right, looks like fucking Scarface.

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It's got like a hole in his cheek, like on his right side and missing eyeball.

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He has to cover it with like a gold mask.

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And he's never out of bed.

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He's always laying in bed like fucking teeth are black.

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He looks like he weighs 47 pounds.

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He's like, I'm like this is the king?

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Doesn't look like a king to me.

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And another thing is that he has a brother named Daemon who had, a lot of people thought

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he would have been the heir apparent.

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He couldn't find a son.

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But because his daughter named his daughter heir apparent, Daemon was never accepted by

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the small council because they thought he was too brash and like unpredictable.

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And he was.

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He's like, he's a wild child.

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He likes to fight and fuck and all sorts of stuff.

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And he would have not been fit for a king.

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So like Jamie?

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Jamie Lannister?

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Just likes to fight and fuck.

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Basically, yeah.

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Just like to fight and fuck his sisters.

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And actually later in the season, Daemon marries Rhaenarys, his niece.

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Like there you go.

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Everyone's always fucking, I swear, relatives always banging each other.

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Half of the fucking family's like related.

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Like half of the family's fucking wed to each other.

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Like cousins and fucking sisters and nieces.

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Like what the fuck is going on?

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So like old royalty.

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Basically, yeah, I turned into making a monster.

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Like I have like 15 generations come out looking like a black ooze.

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And so now the Otto Hightower, the Hand, has always wanted Alison's son, Aegon, to be

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king.

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And then he gets it into Alison's head that now that the royal family, not the houses

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know that there's a son, they're not going to bend the knee to Rhaenarys.

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So they freak out.

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And they worry that in order for Rhaenarys to legitimize her claim, she's going to kill

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her half-brothers so that there'd be no other heir.

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So they'd have no choice but to swear filth to her.

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So that's what Alison thinks.

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Or that's what she gets put in her head.

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Rhaenarys, on the other hand, does the dumbest thing she could possibly do.

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She marries the other Targaryen family, the other house, and with their dragons.

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And she marries their son because her cousin, Renna, was going to be like back before this

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all happened, Viserys was named king by the king before that because that king didn't

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have a legitimate heir.

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And there was a contest between him, Viserys, and his cousin.

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I want to say Rhaenarys, it's the same name, Rhaenar, but not like the, oh, at the end.

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So it's like her, it's his cousin, Rhaenar.

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And so they call her the queen without the throne, or the queen without the crown.

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And so she marries her son, so it's her cousin basically, but he's gay.

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And he's just all about the boys.

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Like what's his name?

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That one, like that one Baratheon.

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Yeah, I don't remember, it wasn't Stannis, it was the younger, the third brother.

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Yeah, the third one.

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He had his rainbow guard.

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So, I don't understand the fucking, so she decides to sleep with the commander of the

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watch, this like super fucking built guy, right?

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Has all three kids with him.

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You can clearly tell they're his kids because they got black hair, black as the night, red

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hair.

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Rhaenar's hair is white, and then her cousin's hair is also, is gray, because their family

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like got gray hair.

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So like they don't, and they're, he's like, he's mixed.

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Like he's half black, half white.

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Her husband, her husband cousin, and all these kids are fully white.

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Like everyone can tell, everyone but the king knows full, they even say that throughout

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the whole like, the ending of like the last couple episodes, everybody but the king knows

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that these kids are not legitimate heirs to the iron throne.

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I don't know why she thought that was, like it's so stupid.

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She like completely destroyed her legitimacy to the throne by not having appropriate heirs

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with her husband.

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All he had to do was stick his dick in her and you know, have a couple kids, but instead

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they fucked up.

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And now she's got three illegitimate, basically like it was Jaime Lannister and Cersei, three

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kids that are not the king's kids.

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So these kids that are not the king consorts, cause he's the consort, he wouldn't be the

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king, he'd be the consort and she would be the queen.

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But these kids are not legitimate heirs.

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But if they're her kids, wouldn't they still technically be?

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That's what I keep thinking, but apparently not because they're bastards.

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Cause they're not the, they're not her actual husbands.

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So he can't claim them.

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He can claim them, but he can't.

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So that, that would, that would dispute her claim to the throne in everyone else's eyes.

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You gotta be like bastards don't count apparently.

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And so, Alison knows this.

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So they split off into two groups.

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It's the blacks, Rhaenyra's side and the greens on Alison Hightower's side with her legitimate

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kids to the king, Aegon and Aemond.

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So technically they do have the claim.

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Even though, even though she's named the king, queen, her being, her having the son, Aegon,

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is more in line with their customs in Westeros of males being kings or males being on the

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throne.

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And he's an actual legitimate son of the king.

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He's got the blonde hair, yeah, he looks deadly.

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By the way, one time his mom caught him jacking off.

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Like he was standing straight, like he was doing the Homelander thing, like oh, that's

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all, but he was butt naked over, he was standing outside the window sill, right?

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And he's just fucking going off on himself.

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He's like, this is the life.

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Like he's looking overlooking the whole city, right?

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Like it's like the middle of the morning.

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And like, I'm thinking like, what if he like, he gets so, like the, the orgasm is so good,

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like he kind of like buckles a little bit and he just fucking falls.

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And then they find him in the fucking like, like 30 feet down with his dick in his hand

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dead.

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Like he lived like he, like he died like he lived with his dick in his hands.

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Like Cersei's son.

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I don't think he was really a sexual deviant.

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No that wasn't at the youngest son that jumped out the window.

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Oh yeah, the one that killed himself.

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So I went out, my time is done.

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He fucking just hopped out the fucking window.

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There's like a lot of callbacks to that specific.

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And so, so now, so the fucking second, I remember like they had a, like Viserys in episode eight

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had to, like he was on death's door and his daughter was begging him because they, they

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wanted a, there was the fucking, the second house, the other Targaryens, there was a dispute

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over ownership of the house or leadership of the Driftwood throne because the brother

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of the, because the Targaryen woman, her cousin or her dad's cousin married the guy.

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So they're, she's not, they're not technically Targaryen.

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They're like Villainiers.

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And so the, the, the, the leader of that house got, it went into battle.

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He got sick and he, they're not sure he's going to live.

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So they're going to make Rhaenyra's being the, it's so fucking complicated.

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So Rhaenyra's son, her second son, because her first son would be king, would be, he

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would be placed leader of the Villainiers house on the Driftwood throne.

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But the, her, her step uncle, I guess, or I guess her stepdad, yeah, her stepdad because

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her dad's, her dad's cousin is her stepmom.

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Yeah, that's very complicated.

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Yeah.

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So her stepdad, stepdad's brother knows that the, the, this is not her, his blood at all.

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It's not his grand, it's not his nephew's, which was Rhaenyra's husband, her cousin.

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Now that I think about this a lot, I'm like, God damn it.

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The family tree has all kinds of fuck, all fucking trees branching back into each other.

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Jesus.

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And so he does not want, uh, that his, that non-nephew or whatever he is to be, to say

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like, he's, he does not have valy, uh, Valyrian blood or Villainier blood.

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So he, you know what he is?

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And by the way, the king decreed that no one is allowed to call these kids or his daughter's

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kids bastards or they'll have this tongue.

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And like, uh, Damon, uh, Viserys brother, it's like, say it.

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And like, so the, the guy's like, bastards.

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And he gets his fucking head chopped off.

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And so, uh, so now Rhaenyra's, so, uh, at the, after that little, little, a little squabble,

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uh, Viserys, uh, Viserys wants to have dinner with the whole family.

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So the whole fucking family, his fucking, uh, Alison Hightower, her two kids or her three

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kids, his daughter, her kids, her, her new husband, uh, his brother.

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Now that cause you know, his daughter's dating his brother.

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Yeah.

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I'm like, God dang.

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Okay.

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Niece and niece and uncle fucking each other.

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Yeah.

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And then they're all cool with it.

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They have, they have this big dinner.

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Like he's, he's, he's just, Viserys is fucking on death's door.

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He's like, he stands up like, this is what I want.

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I just want this to be one big happy family.

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I don't want any more squabbles.

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I don't want any more arguments.

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I don't want any more disputes.

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This is, I just, just let this old man have, like, that's all he wanted was his family

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to get along, except Rhaenyra says the, uh, the queen, uh, Alison, uh, his kids will be

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like, uh, the royalty too.

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Everything will be fine.

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You just have to accept this and then he fucking leaves, right?

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And the minute he leaves, they all start fucking fighting.

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Like that's why I have arguments that the fucking, uh, Rhaenyra's is, uh, two sons,

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uh, don't like, uh, Alison's, uh, two sons.

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Cause they're basically his uncle.

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They're basically their uncles.

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Yeah.

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Alison's, uh, yeah.

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Cause they're, they're half brothers.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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So it'd be like half uncles.

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Yeah.

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But they're all close to the same age.

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So they all can't fucking stand each other.

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I know one of them was like, uh, like, hey cousin or no, hey nephew.

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Uh, here getting married to a boy.

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By the way, Oh God, I just realized Damon's, uh, also married into the veloneer family,

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married one of their daughters who was like 12 at the time.

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Oh, she's like, she was like 30 lately, like they jumped like a bunch of years.

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Yeah.

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And she ends up dying in childbirth and he's got two daughters, two daughters with her.

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And so he betrothed both daughters to Rhaenyra's two sons.

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So they go back into the family pool.

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That gene pool ain't got very much, like really, like a small, like a kid pool.

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Yeah.

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It doesn't have much fucking diversity in there.

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No.

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It's like a kiddie pool.

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The fucking second Viserys dies in episode nine, right?

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He does it at the end of episode eight.

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Fucking Otto Hightower, Alison's father gets together with the small council and it turns

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out they had secretly been making plans to make Aegon king the minute he died.

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I'm like, man, you traitorous motherfuckers, like the fucking second he died, they were

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already fucking putting Aegon on the throne.

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So it's like, what's his name from Game of Thrones?

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Damn it, what was the little conniving son of a bitch?

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What, Littlefinger?

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Yes.

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Nah.

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Kind of like that.

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He was always doing something.

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I guess in Game of Thrones, technically, if we're being like legitimate, right, it would

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have to be Stannis Baratheon.

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Baratheon's brother would be the legitimate claim to the throne because Joffrey and all

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those three, they're all Jaime's kids.

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So all that lie.

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I swear, man, isn't he good?

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So where was I?

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Stannis would be the-

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He would be the legitimate heir to the throne.

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But of course, the Lannisters didn't accept that.

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And they killed Ned Stark.

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This was led to the freaking war anyway.

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And so now, they tried to- so now, at the very- the episode 10, they're all consolidating

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their power because they're about to go to war.

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And so Rhaenyra sends her son, her second son, to go to Storm's End, I mean with a Baratheon.

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And by the way, this milk food you can't read, he brings them a letter, right, from his mom,

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the queen?

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Yeah.

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And they do a ceremony for Aegon, named him king at King's Landing.

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They do another one for Rhaenarys at Dragonstone and name her queen.

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So now they're both- so now it's a civil war.

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Either way, whatever way you look at it, when you name both of them-

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Both the heir to the throne.

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It's time to, you know, duke it out.

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And so she sends her second son to go meet with Boros Baratheon and ask him to readmit

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his oath.

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Because basically, they're going on the- like, they all took the knee for Otto and Aegon

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because they had pretty much like either you take the knee or you end up getting hanged.

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And a lot of them took the knee.

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Like fucking, I was so mad at fucking cowards.

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It was like, I swore an oath and I always take a knee to nobody.

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And then on- or back out on my word, but all of them backed out on their word.

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So she's trying to affirm who will remain faithful.

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Of course, it's Starkwood because they get- they try to get Craig and Stark to reaffirm

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his oath.

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And so they want to see if the Baratheon will too.

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So her son goes there on his dragon.

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He gets there and unfortunately Aemon Targaryen is there, which is the second son of Alicent.

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And he's actually the more formidable one.

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Like Aegon is the lazy like- he's like the Joffrey.

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Like the sexual deviant.

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Right.

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Wants to party.

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I guess Joffrey wasn't a sexual deviant.

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He was just a deviant.

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He was a general, you know?

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Yeah.

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But Aegon's more like a party animal.

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Like, like I said, you know, take women.

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So like a Robert Baratheon.

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Well, he wasn't violent with them.

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Not violent, but he loved to party.

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Yeah.

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And didn't care as much for the throne as everybody else did.

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Yeah, he doesn't- Aegon didn't care at all.

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He didn't want to- he actually tried to escape when he found out he was going to get KB Kank.

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But his brother caught him.

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And so Aemon's the more formidable one.

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Like you know, he's a solid dragon rider.

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He also has the biggest dragon in all of the world.

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Vhagar.

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Fucking dragon is huge compared to like if you- like actually like they actually saw

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the comparison between one and the other.

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Like fucking four times the size of a regular dragon.

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Trying to pick him.

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He's old too.

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And so the second son- I don't even know his name.

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So the second son of Rhaenarys gets there.

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He lands his dragon in the core room or the courtyard.

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And he sees Vhagar in the distance just fucking just chilling in the back.

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Just big as fuck.

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So he's like, fuck, Aemon's here.

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And yeah, Aemon's in the fucking core room or the throne room.

399
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Because all the houses are technically royalty, but they're not royalty royalty.

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I don't know what to say.

401
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I guess what would be under royalty?

402
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I guess regal?

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It's still royalty.

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Right, but they're not really kings, but they do have their own thrones and stuff.

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They all own their own land.

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And so, but they all have to, you know, swear.

407
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So kind of like a Viscount?

408
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Yeah, basically.

409
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Yeah.

410
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Or like a fiefdom maybe?

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Or are they all sort of like, are they're all sort of like-

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Because you have the main Targaryens where it's like almost like an emperor.

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Yeah.

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And then you have the subsidiary.

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They're all technically kings in their own right.

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Kind of like their own little fiefdoms.

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I guess yeah, because like the people under them would not do anything without their leadership.

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So you couldn't just like take people from like their soldiers without the consent of

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their specific lord.

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Their lords, yeah.

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So it's kings and lords.

422
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Yeah.

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That's where they have their lords basically.

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So he brings a letter to Boros Baratheon.

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And this motherfucker cannot read because he gets some maester to come in and read it

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for him.

427
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So you can't even read, you actually made me mad.

428
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I hit illiterate.

429
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Yeah, you illiterate.

430
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You can't be illiterate and be a leader.

431
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Can't be illiterate and be royalty.

432
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Like that just fucking made me mad.

433
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Like what's the say?

434
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Where the hell's the maester?

435
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So he reads it to him and he doesn't offer, the queen doesn't offer anything to him.

436
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She wants him to reaffirm his oath.

437
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But Aemon had already offered to marry one of his daughters.

438
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And so he's like, so it's basically like a dead end with him.

439
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So I don't know if he's going to break the oath or not, but he has the son of Rhaenyra's

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leave.

441
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So before he could leave, Aemon, back when they were kids, he had gotten into a fight

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with her two sons, Rhaenyra's sons and the two daughters of Daemon.

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Because during the funeral of Daemon's wife from the Veleneer family, he had gone there.

444
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Vhagar used to be her dragon, their mom's dragon.

445
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And Aemon had found the dragon out in the fucking island by himself and he claimed it

446
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as a new rider.

447
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So they got into a bit of a fight with the kids.

448
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They were all kids at the time and he lost his fucking left eye.

449
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He got fucking his left eye chopped off.

450
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And so he wants an eye for an eye.

451
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So he wants her second son to lose an eye.

452
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I think it was just messing around with him because Boras Brathin stops the little alter

453
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cation and has his guards lead the kid out.

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He leaves on his dragon, but he gets chased by Aemon and Vhagar and they lose control

455
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of their dragons, both of them.

456
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The kid's dragon shoots fire at Vhagar.

457
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Vhagar fucking flips and fucking eats him.

458
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Like eats the dragon and kills the kid.

459
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And Aemon's like, fuck.

460
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Because he did not mean to do that.

461
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You can really tell in his eyes, he's like, oh no.

462
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He was just fucking with the kid it seemed like.

463
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But he lost control.

464
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Sometimes you can't control a dragon.

465
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Sometimes when you're too low of a level you can't control a Pokemon.

466
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You can't control your Tarizard.

467
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Yeah, sometimes you can't.

468
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And so they both lost control of their dragons because it was storming.

469
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They were in conflict with each other, the two dragons.

470
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So they just fucking lost full control of them.

471
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:12,400
Plus they have to speak of the dragon in High Valerian because that's the only command that

472
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:13,400
they know.

473
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:14,400
They don't understand like Wastrosi.

474
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:18,040
And High Valerian sounds really cool when they talk.

475
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:22,840
So it's like their own made up language for the other series.

476
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:26,800
So the fucking, yeah, the big ass fucking dragon just eats this other one.

477
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:32,320
Eats it, like just enough, it's just big enough to get its entire body and the fucking wings

478
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:34,120
just fucking rip off.

479
00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:35,480
So they just fucking fly.

480
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:37,760
And Aemon's just looking around like, well.

481
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:41,880
So basically the sun is now the first casualty in the Civil War.

482
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:44,240
And that's the end of season one.

483
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:48,680
And I'm like, man, Aemon, you're really fucked up on this one.

484
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,400
Fucked up pretty badly too.

485
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:56,640
One of the worst things I don't like is that they don't make them relatable.

486
00:26:56,640 --> 00:27:01,280
Like they're clearly leaning toward Rhaenarys and the blacks.

487
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:02,280
The black clothes.

488
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:03,280
So you can get.

489
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:04,440
I don't mean to sound racist.

490
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:05,440
That's what they're called.

491
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:07,440
The greens and the blacks.

492
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:10,360
You're mine with it, I'm not lying.

493
00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:14,160
But yeah, like they're trying too hard to kind of lean in that direction.

494
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:16,240
To make them the good guys, right?

495
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:18,440
They're trying to make the greens the bad guys.

496
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:19,440
But like they never really did.

497
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:21,360
They did that sort of in Game of Thrones.

498
00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:24,680
But at a certain time you sort of started relating with them and you started to like

499
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:25,680
some of them.

500
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:28,820
Like Tywin Lannister was interesting.

501
00:27:28,820 --> 00:27:31,920
And even Joffrey as a bad guy was compelling.

502
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:35,040
But like they're doing too much leaning for the greens to be that bad.

503
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:38,280
Like I feel like they should humanize them a little bit more.

504
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:42,600
Yeah, because even in Game of Thrones, like you were supposed to sympathize more with

505
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:44,200
the Starks than anybody else.

506
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,680
Right, but man I hate Sansa.

507
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:47,680
Can I stan Sansa Stark?

508
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:48,680
She's a bitch.

509
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:49,680
Yeah.

510
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:52,760
And Gallobol is a motherfucker.

511
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:56,680
They tried to make her like fucking like some sort of like Queen of Parent.

512
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:57,680
Yeah.

513
00:27:57,680 --> 00:27:58,680
Like the season eight and seven.

514
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:01,920
I'm like where was this Sansa from the whole series?

515
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:05,920
And then they turned what's her name into a little fucking assassin.

516
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:06,920
Arya?

517
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,320
Yeah Arya Stark.

518
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:12,760
Like where somehow she was like the greatest assassin ever.

519
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:17,000
I guess she didn't build up to it little by little.

520
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,760
I'll say the thing at least.

521
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:23,060
But she did get too like high leveled at the end of the series like without like that too

522
00:28:23,060 --> 00:28:24,060
much training.

523
00:28:24,060 --> 00:28:25,060
Yeah.

524
00:28:25,060 --> 00:28:27,180
Like they should have like they just like completely like closed down her whole fucking

525
00:28:27,180 --> 00:28:28,180
emotional spectrum.

526
00:28:28,180 --> 00:28:29,180
Yes.

527
00:28:29,180 --> 00:28:30,180
Like I'm just serious all the time now.

528
00:28:30,180 --> 00:28:33,600
Instead of just giving her like actual like making her character still believable.

529
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:34,600
Right.

530
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:36,400
It's like I don't know.

531
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:39,280
They they they may I hated how they ended the series with Brad.

532
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:40,280
I'm king now.

533
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:41,960
Like when was this supposed to fall?

534
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:43,960
I was so fucking living.

535
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:44,960
When was it?

536
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:48,600
When did any point in the whole series did they indicate that Brad was going to be a

537
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:49,600
king?

538
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:51,360
They really made Daenerys lose her mind.

539
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:53,000
For no like no reason for no reason.

540
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,600
Just like the last drop of the hat.

541
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:55,600
Yeah.

542
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:56,600
Like where she's just a pure psycho.

543
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,120
Like the fucking bells drove her insane.

544
00:28:58,120 --> 00:28:59,120
Yeah.

545
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:00,120
It was weird.

546
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:04,920
On top of that like throughout the entire series they were kind of leaning for you

547
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:06,720
to have sympathy for her as well.

548
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:07,720
Like for the whole thing.

549
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:08,720
Yeah.

550
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:12,200
But she had a motive for most of the things that she was doing and they just like jumped

551
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,080
off that cliff and like fuck it man.

552
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:15,080
Let's get the season over with.

553
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:16,080
It was weird.

554
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:19,760
Get those star starbucks cups and put them on the table.

555
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:22,600
It was just it was a very weird ending.

556
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:23,600
So yeah.

557
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:26,920
So the whole season of House of the Dragon is there's not a lot of like physical like

558
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:28,360
conflicts right.

559
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:31,720
Which I find okay if there's enough compelling on the other way.

560
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:36,440
Because there was so much politicking and I was like I half chub the whole movie or

561
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:37,440
the whole series.

562
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:41,160
I'm like I just fell in love with like the actual like the scheming and the plotting

563
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:46,800
and the and just the goings on to the point that I started playing this game I have on

564
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:47,800
my Nintendo Switch.

565
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:51,040
It's like I could probably lead a country better than they can.

566
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,560
And it's called Sourain or Suzy Rain.

567
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:59,640
I don't know how it's S-U-Z-E and then just the actual rain R-A-I-N but it's all one

568
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:00,920
word.

569
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:06,360
And it's a 100% of fucking a president simulator.

570
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:11,880
Like look like a legit like president simulator that I was not expecting.

571
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:16,920
Like I like I'm talking to my fucking Minister of Agriculture and Rural Development and like

572
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:21,680
like let me be a leader and I'm like oh wait wait a minute.

573
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:22,680
You fucked it all up didn't you?

574
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:28,400
This is a real leadership like because they're like they're telling me like so our GDP is

575
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:31,400
three hundred three hundred and ten billion dollars right.

576
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:35,680
Or in there like it's like Sourain S-R-O-C-Rain is their fucking currency.

577
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:36,680
Yeah.

578
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:38,480
But our fucking debt is four hundred and ten billion.

579
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,760
And I'm like God dang.

580
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:45,000
They're telling me unemployment rates are staggering 16% with inflation at 7%.

581
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,000
Oh fuck.

582
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:49,120
I'm like they're telling me that the reason they couldn't put a fucking police station

583
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:52,560
in this fucking city was because there was a government battery dispute.

584
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:58,360
And I'm like wait a minute is this like real presidential?

585
00:30:58,360 --> 00:30:59,360
It's like this shit's difficult.

586
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:00,360
Like this is like legit.

587
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:04,640
So like I'll I'll so I started playing that like I'm going to be now like I don't want

588
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:06,600
to be a fucking leader like I want to be a king.

589
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:10,760
I want to fucking learn swordmanship and ride dragons and fucking learn history so I can

590
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:12,920
be prepared to take the throne when it's my time.

591
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:13,920
You know what I mean?

592
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:15,560
Like it gets you in that type of mood.

593
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:20,320
Now then you'll just eventually be like King Charles where you're like 90 before you finally

594
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:21,320
get to take over.

595
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:22,320
Oh yeah.

596
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:27,080
There's that meme where it's like do I get to be a king now when he's a little kid and

597
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:29,560
they're still asking like the age of 90.

598
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:31,240
Fucking 77 years old.

599
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:33,200
Like is it nice time now?

600
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:35,920
Now he hits it because his mom wouldn't let it go.

601
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:38,320
He's like a man.

602
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:41,080
But if you noticed everything kind of really went off the deep end for them as soon as

603
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:42,080
she passed away.

604
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:45,760
And well she was like the like did you see that portrait they made of him?

605
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:46,760
Shit's blood red.

606
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:48,880
Like the fuck is that?

607
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:50,680
That's the choices they make I guess.

608
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:54,880
But she was really like she was like a pop culture icon at that point.

609
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:58,400
She's been around for so long and she really didn't do a lot.

610
00:31:58,400 --> 00:31:59,400
Like she wasn't like.

611
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:02,760
They're not really much for they just aren't they just like a figurehead?

612
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:03,760
No.

613
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:05,600
Do they have any leadership?

614
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:12,480
Technically like they say that they have the that they're symbolic royalty which is kind

615
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:13,680
of true.

616
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:19,000
But if you ever look into the actual like the government set up for England they have

617
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,640
some final say so with everything still.

618
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:25,080
So technically they could dissolve parliament and everything and take over if they wanted

619
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:26,080
to.

620
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:27,080
I doubt it.

621
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:28,080
I don't think that was it.

622
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:29,080
I don't think the citizenry.

623
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:30,080
Yeah.

624
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:32,600
Everyone always thinks like the government could just like open in something and then

625
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:34,520
you realize the actual uprising.

626
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:35,520
Right.

627
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:39,560
But like legally like when I become president of Mexico.

628
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:42,680
The cartels will be out there.

629
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:44,680
They better not.

630
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:49,720
By the way they fucking it's like eight years in Mexican presidency.

631
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:50,720
Oh really?

632
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:51,720
Yeah.

633
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:52,720
Wow.

634
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:53,720
Not four.

635
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:54,720
You got eight fucking years.

636
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:55,720
You get 60.

637
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:56,720
If you back to back you get 16 years.

638
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:57,720
Like God.

639
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:00,240
That's a long ass time.

640
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:01,240
That's basically one term.

641
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:04,160
That's basically two terms in America.

642
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:05,160
One time.

643
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:06,160
That's a long fucking time.

644
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:08,120
You can do a lot in eight years.

645
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:09,120
Yeah.

646
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:10,120
Or do nothing in eight years.

647
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:11,120
True.

648
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:12,120
You can do either though.

649
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:14,840
But imagine voting and then they suck really really bad.

650
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:17,920
You got eight long fucking years.

651
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:19,480
It's like you're in like six months in.

652
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:22,320
It's like we got seven and a half more years.

653
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:23,320
Man.

654
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:24,320
That would suck though kind of.

655
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:25,320
I mean I get it.

656
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:26,320
It'd be kind of I don't know.

657
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:31,440
It'd be nice and bad in both respects to have an eight year president because they actually

658
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:33,320
have time that they're not worried about.

659
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:35,600
But make it one one election.

660
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,040
Like you only only have one term.

661
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:38,040
Right.

662
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:39,040
One term but it's eight years automatically.

663
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:40,540
That's a lot of years.

664
00:33:40,540 --> 00:33:41,540
It is.

665
00:33:41,540 --> 00:33:43,040
But then again two term presidents.

666
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:44,480
Maybe we should have done that.

667
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:46,600
Like one term president from now on.

668
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,440
One term but eight years.

669
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:52,300
And the reason I say eight or even say five or six.

670
00:33:52,300 --> 00:33:54,080
Like you knock it down to where it's like six years.

671
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:55,080
Say six years.

672
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:56,960
One term six years.

673
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:58,240
But six years.

674
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:01,800
It's not so long that they can mess too much up.

675
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:02,800
Right.

676
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:10,000
But it's long enough to actually put whatever plans they were voted to do into place.

677
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:14,880
I started I decided to start reading a biography on every president.

678
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:18,680
And I realized how much heart is going to get later further into the future because

679
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:22,560
like you know Barack Obama is still alive and so it's not really a biography if he's

680
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:23,560
still doing stuff.

681
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:24,560
Yes.

682
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:30,240
So far I have the George Washington like 800 pages one thick ass biography.

683
00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:32,120
I got a book for John Adams.

684
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:35,080
I actually have two because he wrote a bunch of stuff.

685
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:36,880
So I have his book and I have his biography.

686
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:41,120
But like I put they're both the George Washington and the John Adams are both Pulitzer Prize

687
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:42,120
winning books.

688
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:43,120
Yeah.

689
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:44,120
So I'm sure you get the best ones.

690
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:46,560
Jefferson Jefferson's third.

691
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:47,560
I haven't got him yet.

692
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:48,560
I got a good book.

693
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:51,080
There would be no swivel chair without him.

694
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:53,040
No what swivel chair swivel chair.

695
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:54,040
Yeah.

696
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:55,040
He's one of the chair.

697
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:56,040
He invented it.

698
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:57,040
Yeah.

699
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:58,040
What do you got bored.

700
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:01,560
If I could just spin this motherfucker I would be fucking that for a little.

701
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:07,200
I have someone I have you will see as grants memoirs but reading their actual stuff but

702
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:08,680
I also read their biography.

703
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:09,680
Yeah.

704
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:12,040
So their stuff doesn't kind of count because I have the something called the portable John

705
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:13,400
Adams is just all his writings.

706
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:18,040
I have his biography and I have fucking three books on my favorite president.

707
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:19,040
Good old hey Roosevelt.

708
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:20,040
I was getting ready to mention it.

709
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:21,040
Yeah.

710
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:22,720
The dude that gets shot and gives a 90 minute speech.

711
00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:23,720
I fucked this shit.

712
00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:24,720
I got shit to do.

713
00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:25,720
Let me finish this speech up real quick.

714
00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:31,200
Fucking sucks the bullet out of himself.

715
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:32,200
That's my boy right there.

716
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:33,200
That dude was built different.

717
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:34,200
He was built.

718
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,880
He was in his 50s and he was traveling the Amazon wilderness.

719
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,040
I know.

720
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:43,040
With his son and the only reason he because he got it was bad the expedition so bad that

721
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:45,200
his son had to drag him out or he would have died there.

722
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:49,600
So I ain't dying this motherfucker give me a Jaguar to fist fight.

723
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:53,280
The dude was crazy but like in a good type of like leadership way.

724
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:54,280
Exactly.

725
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:56,600
They used to have he used to have fucking boxing matches on the White House lawn.

726
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:57,600
I know.

727
00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:01,560
And he the only reason he quit because this fucking military guy that he fought and hit

728
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:04,000
him so hard in his left eye he lost a little bit of vision.

729
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,880
He's like I'm blind enough as it is.

730
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:07,880
I can't lose any more eyesight.

731
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:10,520
He has so fucking hard.

732
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:13,520
He's like I'm done.

733
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:14,520
That's a president.

734
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:19,480
You know you're like kind of badass whenever anime makes you into like a stereotypical

735
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:25,040
character like that like Eskimo or from that's supposed to be model after.

736
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:26,040
Think about it.

737
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:27,040
It is.

738
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:28,040
It's kind of is the same mustache.

739
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:29,040
Yeah.

740
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:30,760
It's the Teddy Roosevelt of like anime characters.

741
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:37,480
You know he went he he dove into a sunken ship to retrieve to two revolvers that became

742
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:40,360
his icon weapons.

743
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:41,800
The real life is wild.

744
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:42,800
I'm not sure.

745
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,040
Imagine watching Joe Biden or Trump do that.

746
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:49,320
I imagine Joe Biden fucking the diamond fucking 300 feet and he pulls out a fucking musket

747
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:50,320
like what's up.

748
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:59,520
I mean you know you see fucking Donald Trump like fucking skin in the deer on the fucking

749
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:00,520
Oval Office.

750
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:01,800
I'm not just cut this deer.

751
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:07,240
But I could never think of any like modern president doing any of those things going

752
00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:10,960
back even Barack Obama George Bush Bill Clinton.

753
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:12,680
I couldn't see any of them doing it.

754
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:13,680
Wait wait till I'm president.

755
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:15,720
I'll bring it back like a fucking beast.

756
00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:18,600
You'll be you'll be spent roasting a pig though because you're Mexican.

757
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:22,880
You dig out one of those like underground like fire pits.

758
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:25,440
Just roast the pig and banana leafs and shit.

759
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:27,320
But you fist fight mountain lions in the woods.

760
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:29,120
You go out to the Rockies.

761
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:32,840
I come back the Secret Service all fucking pale white and I'm fucking gonna claw mark

762
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:35,160
across my chest and a jaguar over my shoulder.

763
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:40,200
I caught this son of a bitch.

764
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:43,920
I do have a fantasy of being so city oriented.

765
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:47,760
I have a fantasy of being like a good old fucking mountain man.

766
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:51,400
But then I realized like is that a fucking spider?

767
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:55,120
It's like the duality of your personality right?

768
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:59,920
The person you feel you want to be and the person you really are.

769
00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:03,080
If I just hop on a fucking horse and go fucking like horseback riding.

770
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:06,760
And then you look at the horse like that's kind of high up there.

771
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:11,400
I wonder if like I could like just like reinvent myself into the fucking good old mountain

772
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:12,400
man.

773
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:13,400
Fucking outdoors.

774
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,640
I got my fucking sink shooter.

775
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:18,560
I can fucking pull out my gun in 0.5 seconds.

776
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:19,560
Get your sink shooter.

777
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:20,560
You got your hatchet.

778
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:26,220
You got I got my fucking fish fish scale cowboy boots.

779
00:38:26,220 --> 00:38:27,220
My fucking sombrero.

780
00:38:27,220 --> 00:38:28,220
What's your name?

781
00:38:28,220 --> 00:38:29,220
Goddamn poncho via.

782
00:38:29,220 --> 00:38:34,520
You'd be the person where it's like I'm going to the desert.

783
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:36,560
But fuck you.

784
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:37,560
It's hot out there.

785
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:39,880
Just to be out in the wilderness by myself.

786
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:42,560
If I hear some creepy noise and I guess I'm dead.

787
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:43,560
I'm going home.

788
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:46,640
Although you got to get better than when we went down to the high.

789
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:48,320
I was fucking dying.

790
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:52,560
Probably not the best to be wearing the worst fucking clothes for hiking.

791
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:53,560
Yeah.

792
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:54,560
Fucking jeans and a fucking tee.

793
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:57,600
I should have been wearing shorts and like fucking.

794
00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:58,600
I don't know.

795
00:38:58,600 --> 00:38:59,600
I fixed all my medical problems.

796
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:01,440
Just go out there and fucking live the wild.

797
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:02,440
Yeah.

798
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:05,160
Then come back and be a fucking rootin tootin mountain man.

799
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:06,160
Mountain man.

800
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:07,160
Be a good fucking.

801
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:08,160
I'd be a gunslinger or something.

802
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:12,480
Be something new.

803
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:16,000
Go fucking diving in the fucking sunken ship and pull out some fucking gold.

804
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,000
The balloons.

805
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,000
Oh, have you seen those?

806
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,000
That reminds me.

807
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:23,000
Have you seen those videos off of I think it was Florida area where the those sharks

808
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,480
are attacking people out there.

809
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:26,600
I'll fight a shark with my bare hands.

810
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:27,600
It's like gruesome though.

811
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:28,600
I know like that it is.

812
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:31,280
You know the shit comes up on X obviously.

813
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:34,960
But like there's a lady that's got like a half moon shame taken out of her calf.

814
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:35,960
Ouch.

815
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:36,960
She's just twitching.

816
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:38,040
You know what people don't realize?

817
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:42,600
I guess because they in their head right they give a fist fight a bear right?

818
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:43,600
Yes.

819
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:46,600
And I used to have that same type of like thought like man if I like if it was like

820
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:49,640
just me and then like if I had no choice right I'd have to win against if I get some bear

821
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:50,640
right?

822
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:51,640
Yeah.

823
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:52,640
But then I saw a bear run at full speed.

824
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:53,640
I was like God.

825
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:54,640
Yeah.

826
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:56,720
Because it's big right?

827
00:39:56,720 --> 00:39:59,520
But that motherfucker can't move.

828
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:04,600
That told me right there 800 pounds fucking steam rolling toward you is came over.

829
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:05,600
You're dead.

830
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:08,000
Better start fucking running back.

831
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:11,800
Like those people that think that buffalo are all nice and docile and shit.

832
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:12,800
Cave your skull in.

833
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:16,440
Well they're they're big enough and they're heavy enough they can derail a steam engine.

834
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:17,440
Damn.

835
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:18,440
Big boys.

836
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:19,440
And they used to.

837
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:21,560
Back whenever there was like 50 million of them on the Great Plains.

838
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:23,920
Is it legal to hunt buffalo?

839
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:25,620
Not on the reserves now.

840
00:40:25,620 --> 00:40:26,960
You can raise them.

841
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:28,120
You can actually raise them as cattle.

842
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:29,120
Oh cool.

843
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:32,240
That's why you can have bison like bison meat and stuff like that.

844
00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:33,240
Yeah.

845
00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:34,240
So you can actually domesticate them.

846
00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:35,240
Yeah.

847
00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:38,520
It's so weird like I feel like I want to be a hunter but at the same time my my PETA personality

848
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:41,920
it's like hurting poor animals for no reason.

849
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:45,800
And then you but see you can't be true PETA because then you go eat a burger.

850
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:46,800
Exactly.

851
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:47,800
I'm conflicted.

852
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:52,040
God they do out of man.

853
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:55,840
I love animals and I see cows and they're all nice and then I got to have a hamburger.

854
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:59,760
I'm like how do I rationalize this.

855
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:00,760
Just think chicken.

856
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:01,760
They're little bastards.

857
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:07,400
So like like I want to hunt deer or you know hunt a crocodile or something.

858
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:09,980
And then like you know the deer is like.

859
00:41:09,980 --> 00:41:11,760
You see it and it's like fuck.

860
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:12,760
Right.

861
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:15,400
Like I wouldn't do it and just like fucking leave like done I'm done.

862
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:19,000
Like you know you actually are like you know like that guy that hunted that wolf and left

863
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,600
him in that bar dying.

864
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:22,200
I'm like that's fucked up.

865
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:23,200
Yeah.

866
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:27,960
It's like I don't know it's like my duality of like a guy there's a real fucking turmoil

867
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:30,440
in the person I am and the person I want to be.

868
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:32,680
It's like two face you got two sides.

869
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:36,440
Like I want to be fucking Arthur Morgan from Red Dead Redemption 2 but at the same time

870
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:41,160
I want to still want to like.

871
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:43,520
One of them is going to win.

872
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:44,520
Hopefully the right one does.

873
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:46,800
It'll be the mountain man that wins.

874
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:50,920
If it's starting to feel like it if I could really fucking fix my body man I'll be out

875
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:53,760
there just fucking climbing Mount Everest.

876
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:57,000
As long as you don't play boogie.

877
00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:00,840
Two eight eight nine I think is the hashtag where he faked cancer.

878
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:02,720
That fat fuck.

879
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:03,720
Yeah.

880
00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:05,800
I never liked him because he's such a fucking liar.

881
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:06,800
Boogie.

882
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:07,800
Yeah.

883
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:08,800
Boogie.

884
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:09,800
Well he would fake cancer for like a year.

885
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:10,800
He did.

886
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:11,800
I think he does that all the time.

887
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:13,360
He does like ailments and stuff.

888
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:14,360
Yeah.

889
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:15,360
To get sympathy for people.

890
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:16,360
Yes.

891
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:18,720
Did he fucking pull his dick out on a live stream.

892
00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:20,520
Yeah I think he did.

893
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:21,520
Yeah.

894
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:22,520
There was so much like fat.

895
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:23,520
Yes.

896
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:24,520
That was nothing.

897
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:25,520
Yeah.

898
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:26,520
Yeah.

899
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:28,320
He's also the one that put out a documentary on himself saying that.

900
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:30,800
Yeah like it cost me this to have a portion.

901
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:31,800
I'm like.

902
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:37,320
Well and also that he like where he was going out with this a prostitute and she slept with

903
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:39,480
him one night and she quit the job in industry.

904
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:40,480
Damn.

905
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:41,480
It was so bad.

906
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:42,480
I never liked.

907
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:43,480
I don't know.

908
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:44,480
He just seems like an asshole.

909
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:46,480
Or like no what he does is like.

910
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:50,760
No he's like a Cartman level like fat guy.

911
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:54,080
Like where you know how Cartman acted during that like World of Warcraft series.

912
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:56,520
No when he was like just huge.

913
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:57,520
Huge and an asshole.

914
00:42:57,520 --> 00:43:01,200
Well I don't know like I don't mean to call him a fat fuck like I would be in like body

915
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:02,200
shaming but like.

916
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:03,200
It's fine.

917
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:04,440
I'm fat so it's cool.

918
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:05,440
Not that.

919
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:10,040
It's just that I mean to say like personality is just like he's like he's like one of those

920
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:12,320
like victim.

921
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:13,320
Victim mentality cards.

922
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:14,320
Yeah.

923
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:16,360
Like everything he does is like he's the victim.

924
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:17,360
What was me?

925
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:18,360
And he wants a sympathy.

926
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:19,360
Yes.

927
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:20,360
And that's why I don't.

928
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:22,480
He also just got people involved in a crypto scam.

929
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:29,960
He also just like there's a guy named Jeremy that he's the quartering.

930
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:34,200
Like he used to cover Magic the Gathering and stuff like that but he's like a like he

931
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:38,840
described it as a frenemy situation with Boogie because he knew him for a long time and he's

932
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:42,520
known him for a long time and he would give him some sympathy where it's like you know

933
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:47,600
what he's mentally not there you know whatever where he'd have a little bit of conversation

934
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:49,720
with him or something like their DMS and stuff.

935
00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:53,080
But like he said this last night I said dude I can't do this shit no more.

936
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:57,520
He's like I can't have sympathy for somebody that is this fucking stupid.

937
00:43:57,520 --> 00:43:59,640
Like and it like he's not.

938
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:00,640
It doesn't seem a stupid.

939
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:02,800
I think he knows exactly what he's doing.

940
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:10,280
I think he does but it's like a not mentally stupid but action oriented stupid.

941
00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:16,280
So like where you're just doing stupid shit where you lie to people constantly like I

942
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:18,040
don't know how he does it.

943
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:23,000
But yeah he faking cancer too now and he got called out on one of these streams that he

944
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:27,760
was up on where they're like I'll pay you between all of them they'll pay him eighty

945
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:31,040
thousand dollars to prove that he has cancer.

946
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:34,300
Well I can't do that because I don't want my information out there.

947
00:44:34,300 --> 00:44:35,560
And he claims he's broke.

948
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:37,680
Yeah they're offering 80 grand.

949
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:39,320
A few of those before.

950
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:43,880
But they're offering 80 grand for him just to show the paperwork like not personal information

951
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:44,880
really.

952
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:47,800
Just his name and the diagnosis of cancer.

953
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:48,800
That's it.

954
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:52,520
Like who would if you were suffering from cancer and you had no money.

955
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:59,140
They're offering you 80 just to just to show a paper saying you know boogie whatever is

956
00:44:59,140 --> 00:45:00,840
diagnosed with cancer.

957
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:02,720
Whatever his real name is because I can't remember.

958
00:45:02,720 --> 00:45:07,720
But it's not that hard to get a doctor's note even to say yes.

959
00:45:07,720 --> 00:45:09,600
He has cancer.

960
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:13,040
Get a fucking doctor a fake doctor to come in and pretend that I couldn't even do that.

961
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,280
I couldn't even put any effort.

962
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:16,280
The effort.

963
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:20,360
Like he's so good at like leading people on through these stairs and shit.

964
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,960
Or the I just can y'all just send me a dollar.

965
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:23,960
A dollar.

966
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:24,960
Just a dollar.

967
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:26,960
But come on now.

968
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:29,040
I hate that fake victim stuff.

969
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:35,320
I have I've lost all respect for people that do that now where it's like I'm a victim.

970
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:38,240
Like the world is out to get me at some point.

971
00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:40,800
It's like no it's not.

972
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:43,160
Like yeah everybody has dealt a hand of cards.

973
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:46,160
This motherfucker has like millions of subscribers on YouTube or something.

974
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,760
I know and he tries to scam these people every fucking time.

975
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:51,320
It's like you're doing more than better than all of us.

976
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:53,880
Like he said I'm going to delete all my social media.

977
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:55,880
He still has his YouTube up.

978
00:45:55,880 --> 00:46:00,800
Like because we know that this thing is trying to make money in cancer.

979
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,040
Like come on now.

980
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:07,200
Like the whole like the faking anything is annoying anyway.

981
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:12,840
But the whole victim mentality shit has got to end at some point.

982
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:15,680
Like like I said everybody's dealt a hand of cards.

983
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:17,960
Some people get bad you know bad hands.

984
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:19,920
We got the fucking royal flush.

985
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:20,920
Yeah.

986
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:22,840
But everybody can do something.

987
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:26,480
Like you can have a horrible hand in poker and you can still win.

988
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:28,600
Am I going to bluff my way through it?

989
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:29,640
Yeah I guess.

990
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:30,640
But you can do it.

991
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:31,640
I can try.

992
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:35,120
But the possibilities are not set in stone.

993
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:37,320
There's at least chance involved in a lot of things.

994
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:39,040
There's effort in a lot of things.

995
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:41,400
On my back.

996
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:44,320
There's effort in your back hurting.

997
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:47,880
There's a bad bad that I had to fix.

998
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:49,640
See but you can be on you can be on here.

999
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,840
Can y'all send me a dollar for a new bed?

1000
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:54,000
I just want a little bit of fucking comfort.

1001
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:58,360
I call up these whole nights.

1002
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:00,680
Send me a good old safe shader.

1003
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:02,400
I got to do a high noon.

1004
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:04,640
You got a duel?

1005
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:07,240
Pow pow pow.

1006
00:47:07,240 --> 00:47:08,520
Be a rugged mountain man.

1007
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:09,880
Go out there.

1008
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:13,000
It'd be funny if during the old west if they had the whole thing where it's like we're

1009
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:17,440
gonna have a duel and it's like the duel.

1010
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:20,760
They fucking want the little carry ones.

1011
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:21,760
They come out of nowhere.

1012
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:24,760
You're so fucking hilarious.

1013
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:26,360
Do a parody of that.

1014
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:28,240
We're gonna have a duel at high noon.

1015
00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:29,720
I saw that.

1016
00:47:29,720 --> 00:47:31,320
Your move.

1017
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:33,360
Oh man.

1018
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:37,960
Remember someone said like in dueling like it's not really there's not really a high

1019
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:42,520
noon duel it's like I guess if I was in the old west and like some guy was like I'm gonna

1020
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:44,800
kill you meet me back here at noon tomorrow.

1021
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:46,480
I probably just shoot him right then.

1022
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:47,480
Yeah.

1023
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:48,480
Might as well get it over with.

1024
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:51,720
The minute he fucking turns his back blow his fucking head.

1025
00:47:51,720 --> 00:47:54,120
Like what does it matter what does it matter to you at that point?

1026
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:58,600
Fuck the honors.

1027
00:47:58,600 --> 00:47:59,600
Fuck the honor.

1028
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:00,600
What does it matter about the honor?

1029
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:02,240
Oh I'm a Loki character.

1030
00:48:02,240 --> 00:48:04,380
Come out on top because I out think everybody.

1031
00:48:04,380 --> 00:48:07,840
So what are we dueling?

1032
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:09,280
We're dueling tomorrow at noon.

1033
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:10,280
All right.

1034
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:12,400
And he fucking turns around.

1035
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:16,920
So much for dueling tomorrow at noon.

1036
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:19,640
Or if you don't want to kill him like right away it's like kneecap.

1037
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:21,840
It's like we'll see you walk out there then.

1038
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:25,520
Nah, I wouldn't chance at it if he turns around and fucking starts blasting back.

1039
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:27,680
I was like, oh my knee catch took training.

1040
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:29,760
We said, I have a fucking shooter at the bar.

1041
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:32,160
The bartender's like, don't do this again, Jeremiah.

1042
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:35,160
Don't have another shoot out in my bar.

1043
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:37,640
There was one story about these two guys

1044
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:38,840
that hated each other.

1045
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:40,400
They kept trying to kill each other.

1046
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:44,440
And one would get the upper hand and hurt the other one.

1047
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:46,300
But that guy would survive and then he'd come back,

1048
00:48:46,300 --> 00:48:48,080
hurt him, he would survive.

1049
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:50,280
Eventually, one of them was like, fuck it.

1050
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:55,720
He catches the guy, ties him to a fucking fence post,

1051
00:48:55,720 --> 00:48:58,960
and then he shoots all his limbs and then finally in the head

1052
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:01,000
to make sure he died.

1053
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,560
So he's like, fucking arms, arms, legs, legs,

1054
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:05,960
cock, stomach, head shot.

1055
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:07,800
I'm like, he had to make sure.

1056
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:09,340
Because they were dueling like fucking,

1057
00:49:09,340 --> 00:49:12,080
they were like shooting each other like every other day.

1058
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:15,680
So he's like, let me just fucking settle this once and for all.

1059
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:17,960
And then he's John Wick and he gets back up again.

1060
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:19,080
Man, that's something.

1061
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:21,160
Like, it's so weird.

1062
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:23,640
It's so weird, like, if you just read a lot of history books,

1063
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:25,160
you have enough information for it.

1064
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:27,200
People, if you put it in a fucking movie,

1065
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:28,680
they'll think you're a fucking genius.

1066
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:29,820
Like, how did he come up with this stuff?

1067
00:49:29,820 --> 00:49:31,240
Like, I don't.

1068
00:49:31,240 --> 00:49:33,960
I just steal it from history.

1069
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:35,480
Oh, I'm doing this telling history stories?

1070
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:37,360
Yeah, basically just retelling history stories

1071
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:39,400
in a fictional setting.

1072
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:41,880
Because I mean, that's a real lot of history.

1073
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:44,280
That's weirder than real life sometimes.

1074
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:45,160
A lot of times.

1075
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:46,480
Yeah.

1076
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:47,520
What is it?

1077
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:49,280
Truth is stranger than fiction sometimes.

1078
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:51,840
It's not fucking, it's no joke, it's true.

1079
00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:53,160
I'm gonna start reading a bunch of history books

1080
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:55,920
to make my movies better.

1081
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:58,080
Just steal half of the shit there.

1082
00:49:58,080 --> 00:49:59,240
Because like that family stuff,

1083
00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:01,280
like in Game of House of Dragons, right?

1084
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:02,920
That's just like, you know, the story.

1085
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:03,760
True royalty.

1086
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:04,600
Yeah, things.

1087
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:05,440
Stuff they've been doing forever.

1088
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:06,840
Just different names and.

1089
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:09,680
He just like, I'm sure R.R. George, R.R. Martin.

1090
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:11,000
R.R. Martin.

1091
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,440
The myopic manatee.

1092
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:14,520
Just read a bunch of fucking history books

1093
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:17,040
on medieval like Hegel and the stuff.

1094
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:19,480
Just like, you know, he had a good idea.

1095
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:21,360
But he tweaked it to fit a fantasy setting.

1096
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:22,200
There you go.

1097
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:24,920
Very true.

1098
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:26,080
So all you gotta do is just, you know,

1099
00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:28,520
really like learn the history of your world.

1100
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:31,240
And then you can reinvent it into a fictional world.

1101
00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:32,640
Same with like science fiction.

1102
00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:37,560
Like really study actual scientific breakthroughs

1103
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:39,160
and scientific theories.

1104
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:43,160
And you can rework them to fit a sci-fi story.

1105
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:45,160
Like I said, I'm making random shit up.

1106
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:47,080
That's what I liked about Stargate.

1107
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:49,160
A lot of things that happened in Stargate.

1108
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:51,200
Like where the episodes would center around

1109
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:53,080
some kind of new technology that they found

1110
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:54,720
and, you know, explaining it.

1111
00:50:54,720 --> 00:50:56,800
But there's a lot of scientific,

1112
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:58,520
like thought put into the show.

1113
00:50:58,520 --> 00:50:59,840
Yeah.

1114
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:00,680
I know Star Trek.

1115
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:01,920
I haven't watched Star Trek.

1116
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:03,880
So I've been trying to read more non-fiction.

1117
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:04,720
Yeah.

1118
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:07,280
Yeah.

1119
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:08,800
You can read a lot of things though.

1120
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:10,560
Yeah, I've been trying to.

1121
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:11,400
Got that YouTube.

1122
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:14,160
It's like a portal that sucks you in.

1123
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:16,840
Like I can't get away from a fucking black hole.

1124
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:19,040
I'm stuck at the God-thanks center of it.

1125
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:21,880
Just all this information flowing around you.

1126
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:23,080
Like it's like, if you can,

1127
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:24,400
like if I could shut off the YouTube watching,

1128
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:25,800
like the binge watching,

1129
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:28,520
and just like solely focus on reading books

1130
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:30,680
and like learning, you know, how to write better

1131
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:33,560
and learn English grammar and more vocabulary

1132
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:36,080
and just like understanding like actual like,

1133
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:39,520
like if I wrote like a movie about like ancient Egypt,

1134
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:41,440
where like a treasure hunter is trying to find

1135
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:43,200
Cleopatra's tomb or something.

1136
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:45,440
Like if I knew more about Cleopatra,

1137
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:49,720
I could make him feel more authentic.

1138
00:51:50,720 --> 00:51:53,680
And so just making shit up randomly.

1139
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:55,920
And then she was, she actually used to carry a dildo.

1140
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:57,120
It was 18 inches long.

1141
00:51:58,240 --> 00:52:00,520
Oh, I've seen that episode of the boys.

1142
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:01,360
Oh my God.

1143
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:02,200
Like I did that.

1144
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:03,280
It's like, if I just made that up right.

1145
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:04,880
But you know, she actually had a,

1146
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:09,880
she tried to make a vibrator out of like bees, I think.

1147
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:10,720
I don't know if that's true or not.

1148
00:52:10,720 --> 00:52:11,720
I have to read it.

1149
00:52:11,720 --> 00:52:14,120
Cleopatra, girl's a freak.

1150
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:17,520
She also wrapped herself up into a rug to fuck Mark Antony.

1151
00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:20,120
Oh yeah, they flaked it over and she's like, ta-da.

1152
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:20,960
Yeah.

1153
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:21,800
Yeah.

1154
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:25,840
What's funny is there's an anime

1155
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:28,600
that they actually use that trope in

1156
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:31,000
because it's a guy that gets summoned to another world,

1157
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,680
obviously that happens all the time in anime.

1158
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:38,680
But it's called the realist hero saves the kingdom

1159
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:39,840
or something like that.

1160
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:42,120
Cause he's not like overly powered

1161
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:44,000
in like magical abilities or anything.

1162
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:49,000
He just, he brings his like realist ideas to this world.

1163
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:50,280
Like where it's like,

1164
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:53,720
I think it was towards the end of the first season

1165
00:52:53,720 --> 00:52:57,560
where this girl that's trying to get herself married

1166
00:52:57,560 --> 00:52:59,920
to him basically at the end.

1167
00:52:59,920 --> 00:53:03,360
And there's a guy, he's like, I offer you these rugs.

1168
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:06,040
Will you take these rugs as a true gift?

1169
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:09,600
And he's like, she's hiding in there ain't she?

1170
00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:11,160
She's like, how did you know that?

1171
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:12,320
I wish I was seeing.

1172
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:13,160
Exactly.

1173
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:15,920
Okay, she sees her feet sticking out on the back end.

1174
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:18,480
Well he's like, yeah, in my world that actually happened.

1175
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:19,320
Yeah.

1176
00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:20,840
With Cleopatra.

1177
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:21,680
Yeah.

1178
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:23,720
So it's like, they take some of the little elements

1179
00:53:23,720 --> 00:53:26,600
and put them into the anime itself,

1180
00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:28,680
like little historical facts and stuff like that.

1181
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:30,160
That's cool.

1182
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:31,760
I like when there's actual history stories

1183
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:33,960
or little stuff like that, I love that.

1184
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:35,560
Like he teaches them agriculture,

1185
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:37,320
like that you're supposed to rotate your crops

1186
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:38,640
and stuff like that.

1187
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:41,040
Like that's why it's called realist,

1188
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:43,160
because he's just a realist.

1189
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:44,320
Right.

1190
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:46,240
Like that story I told you about the guy,

1191
00:53:46,240 --> 00:53:48,600
the people that fell into that fucking vat of shit.

1192
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:49,520
Yeah.

1193
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:50,440
Can't make that up.

1194
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:51,280
No.

1195
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:54,600
Man, he's in a fucking ocean of shit.

1196
00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:55,440
Ha ha ha.

1197
00:53:57,440 --> 00:53:59,320
Oh, that'd be horrible.

1198
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:01,320
That'd be a horrible way to go.

1199
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:03,960
Yeah, like you try to pull yourself up right,

1200
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:07,240
you take a deep breath and just a whole fucking log.

1201
00:54:07,240 --> 00:54:10,880
You take a deep breath and just a whole fucking log.

1202
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:12,280
That's so horrible.

1203
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:13,280
I guess I gotta read more history.

1204
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:16,520
I gotta put away my fiction books for the time.

1205
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:17,360
For the time being?

1206
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:18,360
Because like Stephen King says,

1207
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:20,280
like he reads only fiction,

1208
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:21,360
because he's a storyteller.

1209
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:22,200
Yeah.

1210
00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:23,200
And I realized if I, I gotta read fiction too

1211
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:24,800
to also understand storytelling.

1212
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:25,640
Yes.

1213
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:27,120
So I can't just leave fiction completely out of the-

1214
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:30,120
But then nonfiction for the true life.

1215
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:32,000
Nonfiction for the knowledge

1216
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:36,600
and fiction for the storytelling element

1217
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:38,320
or learning how to be a better storyteller.

1218
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:39,720
Yeah.

1219
00:54:39,720 --> 00:54:41,320
I just gotta fucking drop the fucking YouTube.

1220
00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:44,240
I gotta throw my TV out the window, basically.

1221
00:54:44,240 --> 00:54:45,880
Get a hammer and just break it.

1222
00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:48,160
My goal was to read 300 books this year.

1223
00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:49,520
I'm at two.

1224
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:50,360
What?

1225
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:51,680
Ha ha ha.

1226
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:52,760
You're trying to play cat Williams

1227
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:55,040
and say you read $300 or 300 books?

1228
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:56,520
The only difference is I'm gonna actually record

1229
00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:58,840
the book I wrote so I can actually improve.

1230
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:00,640
Cat Williams.

1231
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:02,040
You know what, I read like a thousand books.

1232
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:05,600
Like 6,000 books in one afternoon on a Tuesday.

1233
00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:07,920
It's like, sure you did, okay.

1234
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:11,880
Now you don't talk like a man that's read a lot of books.

1235
00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:13,080
Like I don't wanna talk like an asshole.

1236
00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:14,360
Like you don't talk like a-

1237
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:18,200
He read the Emerald Tablet, remember that?

1238
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:20,800
I was reading this book and I found out that,

1239
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:22,640
you know we get cancer every day?

1240
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:23,480
Mm-hmm.

1241
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:24,320
But your body filters it out?

1242
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:25,160
Yeah, I didn't know that.

1243
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:26,880
I was like, fuck.

1244
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:27,760
Yeah.

1245
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:29,000
What happens like when you actually

1246
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:31,800
consider diagnostically cancer?

1247
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:33,160
It's un-fucking controllable.

1248
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:34,640
Exactly.

1249
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:35,880
Just start mutating your body.

1250
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:38,440
Mm-hmm, cause your DNA gets messed up

1251
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:39,960
by radiation every day.

1252
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:41,040
Yeah.

1253
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:42,440
I was like, damn.

1254
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:43,680
Fuck I wrote that down.

1255
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:47,120
Just something like a little tidbit of knowledge.

1256
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:48,960
Yeah, I like to keep stuff like that.

1257
00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:50,640
Makes me happy, makes me horny.

1258
00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:53,680
That's information we didn't need.

1259
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:57,320
That's not a tidbit that we want.

1260
00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:59,200
Information makes me horny.

1261
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:00,440
Guess that's it for House of Dragon.

1262
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:02,280
Kind of devolves further out.

1263
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:04,960
But I'll keep trying my little presidential campaign

1264
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:05,800
and see how I do.

1265
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:06,640
I'll let you guys know.

1266
00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:07,480
Ha ha ha.

1267
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:12,840
I guess next week, I know I got to tell you guys

1268
00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:14,480
cocaine and bear and all this stuff,

1269
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:16,560
but I did watch those movies.

1270
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:18,320
But I guess it was not enough information.

1271
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:20,360
So I'm just gonna pick whatever randomly

1272
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:22,440
and then talk about it instead of telling you guys beforehand.

1273
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:23,280
Yeah.

1274
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:24,100
Cause that might change my mind

1275
00:56:24,100 --> 00:56:25,560
or it might not be as good as I thought.

1276
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:28,000
That'd probably be the smartest thing anyway cause.

1277
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,280
I fucking, the next day is like something different.

1278
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:31,400
Yeah, yeah, it's fine.

1279
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:32,240
It's fine.

1280
00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:34,560
Well yeah, don't worry about the wise kids you know.

1281
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:36,120
It'll be back.

1282
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:38,400
I just gonna finish up the five more episodes of season three.

1283
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:42,320
And no, the people that watched it were not had.

1284
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:44,160
We never told you it was the full episodes,

1285
00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:46,000
especially when they're only 30 minutes long.

1286
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:46,840
20 minutes.

1287
00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:48,680
You're still gonna be like, 20 minutes?

1288
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:50,800
You expect the whole half of a season?

1289
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:53,600
And for people that listen to the podcast,

1290
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:57,680
we post like the segments cut down a little bit

1291
00:56:57,680 --> 00:56:59,320
and then put them on YouTube, right?

1292
00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:01,840
So it doesn't have like our little back and forth

1293
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:02,680
and stuff like that.

1294
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:04,800
It's just like the body of the segment.

1295
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:07,240
We posted on YouTube as a normal video.

1296
00:57:07,240 --> 00:57:08,080
Right.

1297
00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:09,760
Well, we've got people put on there.

1298
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:11,000
It's like, I've been had.

1299
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:12,440
I thought this was the full season

1300
00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:13,280
of the smartest kids you know.

1301
00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:16,440
The full fuck is either on in 24 fucking minutes.

1302
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:18,040
It's like, well, you know, I didn't.

1303
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:20,480
Each of the episodes is 24 fucking minutes.

1304
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:22,280
How do you think we condensed it all

1305
00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:23,960
at fucking times four speed?

1306
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:27,040
Just over here talking like Ben Shapiro.

1307
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:27,880
Just like.

1308
00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:28,720
He's fucking going on.

1309
00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:30,960
He's rattling off real fast.

1310
00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:31,800
I swear, man.

1311
00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:33,320
No one, no one, no one got had.

1312
00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:36,120
The first one's sacred.

1313
00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:40,560
Yeah, so like I thought he also got fucking tricked.

1314
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:41,960
I'm not trying to trick you.

1315
00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:44,520
The video doesn't say like the full episode.

1316
00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:45,760
Right.

1317
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:47,200
And it says on their seasons.

1318
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:49,160
And then what we talk about, right?

1319
00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:53,440
It's a, it doesn't have all the extra information on there.

1320
00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:56,120
Maybe we should fucking post like podcast rehash

1321
00:57:56,120 --> 00:57:59,320
or something so they know it's not a verbal thing.

1322
00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:00,800
Yeah, but if you want to find the whitest kids you know,

1323
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:02,240
you can watch it for free on YouTube.

1324
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:03,680
Yeah, it's like all over the place.

1325
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:05,600
Yeah, like they have every season on YouTube.

1326
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:07,560
So if you want to actually physically watch it.

1327
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:09,240
They have their own YouTube channel.

1328
00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:10,840
So you guys can watch their channel.

1329
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:11,680
Yeah, yeah.

1330
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:12,520
Subscribe to them.

1331
00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:13,800
Like, it's fine.

1332
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:15,120
Like comment and subscribe.

1333
00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:17,880
Now, obviously for anybody listening to the podcast,

1334
00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:18,720
you know.

1335
00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:19,560
Enjoy the podcast.

1336
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:20,400
Enjoy my podcast.

1337
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:22,320
You're not, you're not being hoodwinked.

1338
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:24,040
Not even the slightest.

1339
00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:26,280
You're not expecting to actually see the episodes.

1340
00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:27,120
Right.

1341
00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:30,200
I just thought I'd throw that information out there

1342
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:31,440
because I found it funny.

1343
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:33,920
I haven't got that though on the,

1344
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:35,960
because we post the same videos to Rumble and Odyssey

1345
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:38,840
as well, but people have not, you know,

1346
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:39,680
claimed anything.

1347
00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:40,520
Right.

1348
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:43,560
I mean, and shit, just trying to get the stuff

1349
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:46,920
through YouTube censorship is pure hell.

1350
00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:51,320
Like we have to put a, a transparent logo across it

1351
00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:53,360
because they'll try to claim that it's not fair use.

1352
00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:56,680
So it's like, I'm not trying to show just the videos.

1353
00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:57,880
Right.

1354
00:58:57,880 --> 00:58:59,560
Like you can put a 10 second clip

1355
00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:00,680
and they'll try to claim that stuff.

1356
00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:01,680
So. Damn.

1357
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:04,880
That's why I do like the, like posting stuff to Spotify

1358
00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:07,160
and Apple music, stuff like that.

1359
00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:10,280
It doesn't have video number one, but number two,

1360
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:13,160
you're not having to go through and like censor

1361
00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:14,960
every little thing like with YouTube.

1362
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:19,440
Just, you know, a little inside baseball on that.

1363
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:21,320
I'm sure there's a bunch of people that'll do YouTube

1364
00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:22,140
and stuff like that.

1365
00:59:22,140 --> 00:59:23,240
I don't know what I'm talking about though.

1366
00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:24,640
So if I like saying, bro, say.

1367
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:25,600
Exactly.

1368
00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:28,080
Everybody does it at this point.

1369
00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:28,920
All right.

1370
00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:31,360
For our character spotlight today,

1371
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:33,840
we have brother I or omac.

1372
00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:34,680
Oh yeah.

1373
00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:35,520
I forgot.

1374
00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:36,440
I talked about that earlier last week.

1375
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:37,640
No.

1376
00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:40,480
So that weird convoy that I can't get over,

1377
00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:41,320
like I gotta finish it.

1378
00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:42,320
I gotta find it again.

1379
00:59:44,640 --> 00:59:45,480
All right.

1380
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:49,520
So the omacs, like originally the omacs are cyborgs,

1381
00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:51,680
human bodies transformed by a virus

1382
00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:54,120
and the living machines to assassinate any

1383
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:55,680
and all beings with superpowers.

1384
00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:57,040
Oh.

1385
00:59:57,040 --> 01:00:00,040
The virus was created by Brainiac 13 nanotechnology.

1386
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:01,360
I thought it was Batman's thing.

1387
01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:03,000
Like he always does something.

1388
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:04,320
No, originally not him.

1389
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:05,320
No. Okay.

1390
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:07,120
It was created by Brainiac 13.

1391
01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:10,320
Was it like a big like event or was it just like a mini?

1392
01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:12,640
I never understood what was going on.

1393
01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:15,100
The original thing was called omac project,

1394
01:00:15,100 --> 01:00:17,880
but then there was brother I and everything else

1395
01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:20,320
that Batman had influence in.

1396
01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:22,240
You remember that weird story

1397
01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:25,000
where it was like an underground uprising?

1398
01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:26,640
It was in the same,

1399
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:29,080
I think it was in the same like little preview comic book

1400
01:00:29,080 --> 01:00:30,040
because we had that,

1401
01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:32,200
we bought that comic book that had the omac story

1402
01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:34,000
and it had like little bits of all sorts of stories

1403
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:35,800
that were gonna be upcoming for the year.

1404
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:37,160
And one of them was like Uncle Sam,

1405
01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:39,720
like rolling up his sleeves

1406
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:40,960
because he had come back from like,

1407
01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:42,960
and he was getting ready for a fight or something.

1408
01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:44,200
I don't remember that either.

1409
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:46,640
And you remember how Uncle Sam gets his powers right?

1410
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:48,080
From the spirit of the-

1411
01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:48,920
The country.

1412
01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:50,080
American justice or something.

1413
01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:52,680
Like it's how much people love the country.

1414
01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:57,240
You get stronger, which is a weird superpower.

1415
01:00:57,240 --> 01:01:00,000
Like right now it would be an all time low.

1416
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:01,680
Just a frail old man at this point.

1417
01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:03,520
Like a Saris Sargerian.

1418
01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:06,840
Exactly, just lesions all over him and stuff.

1419
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:10,200
So again, these, the omac cyborgs were created

1420
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:12,680
by Brainiac 13's nanotechnology,

1421
01:01:12,680 --> 01:01:15,000
which had been acquired by the US Department of Defense

1422
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:15,840
and Lex Corp.

1423
01:01:16,740 --> 01:01:19,040
And then they were secretly introduced

1424
01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:20,680
into general vaccine supplies.

1425
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:21,800
You motherfuckers.

1426
01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:22,640
Yeah.

1427
01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:24,160
The omacs are featured in the mini series,

1428
01:01:24,160 --> 01:01:25,000
The Omac Project.

1429
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:25,840
Okay.

1430
01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:27,520
That leads up to the Infinite Crisis series.

1431
01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:31,840
So we have Brother MK1, or Mark 1, I guess,

1432
01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:34,080
if you wanna go by Marvel's standards,

1433
01:01:34,080 --> 01:01:36,240
what MK means.

1434
01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:40,840
The new omacs are controlled by Brother MK1, the satellite.

1435
01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:43,200
The Brother MK1 was created by Batman

1436
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:46,080
and programmed by Pseudo Persons Incorporated,

1437
01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:48,080
their scientist buddy Blank,

1438
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:49,760
who in this retelling of the story

1439
01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:52,280
is a partner of Wayne Industries.

1440
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:55,360
Its sole purpose was to gather data on all medic humans,

1441
01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:57,280
both villain and superhero.

1442
01:01:57,280 --> 01:01:59,200
Batman had grown distrustful of medic humans

1443
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:01,280
after remembering that the Justice League

1444
01:02:01,280 --> 01:02:03,320
altered his memories following an altercation

1445
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:05,280
with Dr. Light in Identity Crisis.

1446
01:02:05,280 --> 01:02:06,120
Okay.

1447
01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:07,860
So this is how Identity Crisis,

1448
01:02:07,860 --> 01:02:12,680
your favorite mini series, ties into the actual omacs.

1449
01:02:12,680 --> 01:02:14,280
So he had become paranoid, basically.

1450
01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:15,520
Right, but I was like.

1451
01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:16,800
Because after remembering.

1452
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:17,640
My damn memories.

1453
01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:18,480
Exactly.

1454
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:22,040
And whenever Zatanna wiped his entire memories.

1455
01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:24,800
I think that was an outsider issue I had once

1456
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:26,240
where he was talking to Nightwing

1457
01:02:26,240 --> 01:02:28,040
and Batman was like, I don't remember something.

1458
01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:30,400
Then they did a little flashback

1459
01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:32,600
in black and white of him getting hit in the face

1460
01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:33,440
by something.

1461
01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:35,600
I guess it was Zatanna hit him with a spell.

1462
01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:37,800
If I think back about it now.

1463
01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:40,800
Elsie's the Vattered Green Arrow, I can't remember which.

1464
01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:42,400
I know one of them did it though.

1465
01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:44,800
But yeah, that's when it came back to him

1466
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:47,600
and he's like, oh, hell no.

1467
01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:50,360
There was also the issue that Deathstroke

1468
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:53,760
was disguised as Batman.

1469
01:02:53,760 --> 01:02:55,320
Talking to Speedy.

1470
01:02:55,320 --> 01:02:56,160
Yeah.

1471
01:02:56,160 --> 01:02:57,000
And they got into a fight

1472
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:59,480
because Speedy felt that it wasn't Batman.

1473
01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:01,600
Because Batman was talking to Nightwing back at the Batcave

1474
01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:02,840
and they get into an altercation

1475
01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:04,780
and of course Deathstroke's beating his ass.

1476
01:03:04,780 --> 01:03:08,680
And he actually stops the fight at a respect to Speedy

1477
01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:12,280
because apparently Speedy had taken a bullet to the heart.

1478
01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:13,880
He's like, oh, that must have been quite a thing.

1479
01:03:13,880 --> 01:03:15,440
And he fucking dips.

1480
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:17,100
And I'm like, I started thinking like,

1481
01:03:17,100 --> 01:03:20,640
that'd be a great character trait for a character

1482
01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:21,960
to take a shot to the heart.

1483
01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:22,800
Yeah.

1484
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:24,360
But I was researching it,

1485
01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:26,760
how it would be realistic if it were from a man.

1486
01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:28,320
That would be something.

1487
01:03:28,320 --> 01:03:29,880
Coming back from a shot to the heart.

1488
01:03:29,880 --> 01:03:30,720
Yeah.

1489
01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:32,720
That would not be good.

1490
01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:36,040
The way I saw my character was he was a sidekick

1491
01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:39,360
to an adventurer.

1492
01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:41,400
And there was an altercation maybe

1493
01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:43,320
between the ages of 13 and 18.

1494
01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:47,720
Like a sidekick to all these different characters.

1495
01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:51,200
And he would, there would be an altercation at 18

1496
01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:53,320
and he would accidentally be shot in the heart.

1497
01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:57,400
And it would take years and years of reparative surgery.

1498
01:03:57,400 --> 01:04:01,560
So he would be in his late 30s now,

1499
01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:03,920
coming back no longer the sidekick,

1500
01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:07,040
but there would be so much lore from his past

1501
01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:09,640
that could just make up for him

1502
01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:12,280
as he returned back to the world of adventuring.

1503
01:04:12,280 --> 01:04:13,120
Right.

1504
01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:15,320
And that's how, that's the story I'm making right now,

1505
01:04:15,320 --> 01:04:17,760
was like, that's what happened to him.

1506
01:04:17,760 --> 01:04:20,680
So that way when I can, that could be the actual start.

1507
01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:23,080
And that's how my character would be like

1508
01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:24,800
out of the game for so long.

1509
01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:25,640
Right.

1510
01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:27,280
And he comes back and the first movie

1511
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:29,820
would be having him like psychologically

1512
01:04:29,820 --> 01:04:31,280
feel like his heart's not there.

1513
01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:33,040
Even though it's fine.

1514
01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:33,880
Repaired.

1515
01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:35,520
After all these years, it's fine.

1516
01:04:35,520 --> 01:04:36,840
So throughout the first movie,

1517
01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:38,680
he'd be like struggling to like, you know,

1518
01:04:38,680 --> 01:04:39,520
cause he's psychologically,

1519
01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:41,280
like psychologically feels like he's like,

1520
01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:43,240
like a little short of breath, tired,

1521
01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:45,560
like always like rubbing his chest.

1522
01:04:45,560 --> 01:04:46,640
And feeling like a pain.

1523
01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:47,480
In his chest, right?

1524
01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:48,360
And then at the end of the movie,

1525
01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:51,480
like he would finally overcome that psychological barrier.

1526
01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:52,800
So he's back to being a-

1527
01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:54,920
Kind of like how Iron Man had that same type of thing.

1528
01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:55,760
That's what I was thinking.

1529
01:04:55,760 --> 01:04:56,680
Like it would be his same,

1530
01:04:56,680 --> 01:04:57,920
I guess they didn't really do much about,

1531
01:04:57,920 --> 01:05:00,120
well, in the first movie they kind of did,

1532
01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:01,160
but it wasn't until the third movie,

1533
01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:02,440
like he finally got it repaired.

1534
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:04,040
Right, where he got the shrapnel removed.

1535
01:05:04,040 --> 01:05:04,900
Yeah. Yeah.

1536
01:05:04,900 --> 01:05:06,200
So it would be that, like that.

1537
01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:08,920
And like at the end of the, like finally he,

1538
01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:11,440
cause I want to keep him as a sidekick.

1539
01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:14,920
And then when he comes back, he's his own full hero,

1540
01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:17,240
but he still has all those like,

1541
01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:19,520
like history with all the other characters.

1542
01:05:19,520 --> 01:05:21,720
So I'd be like, well, look who's back.

1543
01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:22,560
You know what I mean?

1544
01:05:22,560 --> 01:05:26,440
Like, I just want to build a full of huge lore world.

1545
01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:28,360
And I had to find a way to like,

1546
01:05:28,360 --> 01:05:31,120
why is he not an adventurer now,

1547
01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:32,440
when he was, when he was younger.

1548
01:05:32,440 --> 01:05:35,120
So I had to find a, something to stop him.

1549
01:05:35,120 --> 01:05:36,280
That is a good thing though.

1550
01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:39,040
Like that's a good premise where he got hurt

1551
01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:40,360
in such a way that he can't.

1552
01:05:40,360 --> 01:05:41,440
For years, right.

1553
01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:42,800
And then he finally comes back

1554
01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:44,340
and like the world has changed a lot.

1555
01:05:44,340 --> 01:05:45,920
So he's trying to readjust everything.

1556
01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:48,360
He's trying to meet up old friends and old enemies.

1557
01:05:48,360 --> 01:05:50,240
Cause you could even have it where,

1558
01:05:50,240 --> 01:05:51,840
right before he goes back into adventuring,

1559
01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:53,440
he still has that psychological thing too,

1560
01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:55,640
while he's trying to physically prepare for it again.

1561
01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:59,080
Yeah, like, like he's getting his stuff ready, right?

1562
01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:00,200
And like he's just sitting at the table

1563
01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:01,100
and he's like breathing hard.

1564
01:06:01,100 --> 01:06:03,160
Like you can hear his heartbeat.

1565
01:06:03,160 --> 01:06:05,440
He's like thinking, like, like in the car,

1566
01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:08,720
the heart beats, but like it beats off beat.

1567
01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:12,120
So I'm telling you, I'm trying to build a fucking movie.

1568
01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:13,040
It's gonna be fucking gold.

1569
01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:14,200
Just give me time, baby.

1570
01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:16,920
If I can throw my TV out the window.

1571
01:06:16,920 --> 01:06:18,800
You gotta throw the TV out the window first.

1572
01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:19,620
Yes I do.

1573
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:24,080
All right, so Alexander Luther Jr.

1574
01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:27,040
later gave the satellite sentience as part of his plans.

1575
01:06:27,040 --> 01:06:28,680
Maxwell Lord recently promoted

1576
01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:30,400
to the top rank of checkmate,

1577
01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:34,520
subverted the original mission of the brother MK1 satellite

1578
01:06:34,520 --> 01:06:37,840
by inculating a fear and a suspicion

1579
01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:39,880
of all metahumans to it.

1580
01:06:39,880 --> 01:06:43,640
The first OMAC test subject was named Buddy Blank

1581
01:06:43,640 --> 01:06:46,560
after the scientist who programmed the satellite originally.

1582
01:06:46,560 --> 01:06:49,920
The OMAC's history may be more recent

1583
01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:52,640
than brother MK1's itself.

1584
01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:57,040
Equus and Pellate, formerly featured in Superman for Tomorrow,

1585
01:06:58,120 --> 01:07:01,760
are later denounced as former iterations of the OMAC concept.

1586
01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:05,360
And JLA classified an all mechanical OMAC

1587
01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:07,400
as an enemy of the metal man.

1588
01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:09,640
Since then, the design has improved to the current form

1589
01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:12,360
with little to no changes to the base model though.

1590
01:07:12,360 --> 01:07:13,960
So then we have brother I.

1591
01:07:13,960 --> 01:07:17,520
When Maxwell Lord brainwashed Superman to kill Batman,

1592
01:07:17,520 --> 01:07:19,960
Wonder Woman broke Lord's neck

1593
01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:21,720
to free Superman from his control.

1594
01:07:21,720 --> 01:07:22,560
Yeah, they don't say the fact

1595
01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:24,280
that she fucking turned that bitch backwards.

1596
01:07:24,280 --> 01:07:25,120
Yeah.

1597
01:07:25,120 --> 01:07:25,960
She didn't just break it.

1598
01:07:25,960 --> 01:07:29,520
And they talk about Queen Maeve like Wonder Woman, holy shit.

1599
01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:33,000
Fucking, she fucking twisted his whole fucking neck.

1600
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:34,080
You know, that's one thing too,

1601
01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:36,040
like with the boys versus the Justice League,

1602
01:07:36,040 --> 01:07:38,760
everybody, you know, they have their comparisons.

1603
01:07:38,760 --> 01:07:41,680
So like Queen Maeve would be the iteration

1604
01:07:41,680 --> 01:07:43,800
of the Sevens Wonder Woman.

1605
01:07:43,800 --> 01:07:47,040
But if you put them against each other, oh my God.

1606
01:07:47,040 --> 01:07:47,880
Like Wonder Woman.

1607
01:07:47,880 --> 01:07:49,400
The scissor would be fierce.

1608
01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:50,960
Ha ha ha ha ha.

1609
01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:51,800
Ha ha.

1610
01:07:52,760 --> 01:07:54,720
I think Queen Maeve may lose that one.

1611
01:07:54,720 --> 01:07:55,560
Ha ha.

1612
01:07:55,560 --> 01:07:57,560
Okay.

1613
01:07:57,560 --> 01:08:01,160
Because Lord Pro offered the solution

1614
01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:03,280
while held by the His Last Will of Truth,

1615
01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:06,040
Diana believed this was the only course of action possible.

1616
01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:07,400
She was fiercely criticized

1617
01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:11,080
from many quarters of the universe after that though.

1618
01:08:11,080 --> 01:08:14,600
So brother MK1 rechristened in itself brother I,

1619
01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:17,280
initiated the King is Dead protocol,

1620
01:08:17,280 --> 01:08:19,160
specifically designated to use

1621
01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:21,080
in the event of Lord's death.

1622
01:08:21,080 --> 01:08:21,920
Damn.

1623
01:08:21,920 --> 01:08:26,920
It ordered all of OMAX, all 1,373,462 of them.

1624
01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:31,800
I love that this is a specific number.

1625
01:08:31,800 --> 01:08:34,880
To attack and kill all the metahumans on earth

1626
01:08:34,880 --> 01:08:36,160
and destroy Checkmate.

1627
01:08:36,160 --> 01:08:37,000
Is there even another?

1628
01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:38,520
Which is what?

1629
01:08:38,520 --> 01:08:39,920
A million?

1630
01:08:39,920 --> 01:08:42,240
It's got better like, damn they're not heroes.

1631
01:08:42,240 --> 01:08:43,200
Yeah.

1632
01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:45,680
And this is what kind of took place in that prequel thing

1633
01:08:45,680 --> 01:08:48,720
where they're all activated, they're all ready to go.

1634
01:08:48,720 --> 01:08:51,360
So why were they chasing that one specific guy?

1635
01:08:51,360 --> 01:08:53,880
I'm just making sure I want to know.

1636
01:08:55,320 --> 01:08:57,720
Group Supergirl effort stopped the attack

1637
01:08:57,720 --> 01:09:00,800
using an EMP blast as well as a shut down command

1638
01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:03,080
given by Sasha Bordeaux,

1639
01:09:03,080 --> 01:09:05,280
who had become a third generation cyborg

1640
01:09:05,280 --> 01:09:08,800
linked to brother I, now designated Black Knight I.

1641
01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:10,440
So it had changed his name again.

1642
01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:13,400
These measures effectively free the majority

1643
01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:15,880
of the OMAX hosts from their nanotech forms

1644
01:09:15,880 --> 01:09:19,120
and reduce the number of OMAX to roughly 200,000.

1645
01:09:19,120 --> 01:09:23,080
So it reduced the number by, you know, what, a sixth?

1646
01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:26,320
Still a fucking powerful ass fucking air base still.

1647
01:09:26,320 --> 01:09:28,200
That is a shit ton of them.

1648
01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:30,440
So then in the infinite crisis,

1649
01:09:30,440 --> 01:09:32,560
we had truth and justice, right?

1650
01:09:32,560 --> 01:09:35,000
In response to satellite broadcast footage

1651
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:37,320
of Wonder Woman executing Maxwell Lord.

1652
01:09:37,320 --> 01:09:39,600
So it wasn't like just the news crew that had been there,

1653
01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:40,880
it was the brother I that did it.

1654
01:09:40,880 --> 01:09:42,200
Should be on X too.

1655
01:09:42,200 --> 01:09:43,040
Yes.

1656
01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:45,360
Oliver, Wonder Woman snaps his motherfucking neck.

1657
01:09:45,360 --> 01:09:48,880
And before it like, it was preceded by the word murder

1658
01:09:48,880 --> 01:09:50,360
and capital letters.

1659
01:09:50,360 --> 01:09:52,440
Murder, question mark, question mark.

1660
01:09:52,440 --> 01:09:55,560
And it was posted to all media outlets all over the world

1661
01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:57,600
destroying her reputation in the process.

1662
01:09:57,600 --> 01:09:59,920
After this brother I initiated the final protocol

1663
01:09:59,920 --> 01:10:01,320
called truth and justice.

1664
01:10:01,320 --> 01:10:04,480
By having all the remaining OMAX, the 200,000 of them,

1665
01:10:04,480 --> 01:10:06,960
invade and attack her homeland Themyscira

1666
01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:08,600
to wipe out all of the Amazons.

1667
01:10:08,600 --> 01:10:09,440
Damn.

1668
01:10:09,440 --> 01:10:11,480
Because she's the one that killed Maxwell Lord.

1669
01:10:11,480 --> 01:10:13,680
So it's just a revenge plot?

1670
01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:15,560
Like a programming set up.

1671
01:10:15,560 --> 01:10:17,560
Maxwell Lord had some of this already set up

1672
01:10:17,560 --> 01:10:19,280
to where if he was killed.

1673
01:10:19,280 --> 01:10:20,120
Oh, uh.

1674
01:10:20,120 --> 01:10:21,240
He ended up to the murderer?

1675
01:10:21,240 --> 01:10:22,080
Mm-hmm.

1676
01:10:22,080 --> 01:10:24,960
Brother I and being an artificial intelligence,

1677
01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:26,440
figured it out.

1678
01:10:26,440 --> 01:10:29,040
It was revealed that Alexander Luther Jr.

1679
01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:31,480
was the one who wrestled control of brother I

1680
01:10:31,480 --> 01:10:33,040
away from Batman.

1681
01:10:33,040 --> 01:10:35,800
He used it to program his multiverse tuning fork

1682
01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:38,400
and redirect its energy where he needed it

1683
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:40,960
as part of an attempt to recreate Earth two

1684
01:10:40,960 --> 01:10:43,360
and in turn a perfect Earth.

1685
01:10:43,360 --> 01:10:45,960
Brother I continues to aid Alexander Luther

1686
01:10:45,960 --> 01:10:47,880
by remapping out the multiverse

1687
01:10:47,880 --> 01:10:50,680
and helping to guard the tuning fork with its OMAX.

1688
01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:53,240
Reasoning that it would eliminate the need for heroes

1689
01:10:53,240 --> 01:10:55,960
like those who Batman have created it to monitor

1690
01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:58,160
by aiding in the creation of a perfect Earth.

1691
01:10:59,160 --> 01:11:01,800
So the AI system thought that,

1692
01:11:01,800 --> 01:11:03,520
if there's a perfect Earth,

1693
01:11:03,520 --> 01:11:05,920
there won't be no need for metahumans.

1694
01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:08,560
And that was like how Batman had it monitoring

1695
01:11:08,560 --> 01:11:10,160
all the metahumans to begin with.

1696
01:11:11,040 --> 01:11:13,200
So then we go into the downfall of brother I.

1697
01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:14,840
So Batman leads a collection of superheroes

1698
01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:17,400
consisting of Hal Jordan, John Stewart, Green Arrow,

1699
01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:19,840
Mr. Terrific, Black Lightning, Black Canary,

1700
01:11:19,840 --> 01:11:22,640
and the new Blue Beetle, Metamorpho,

1701
01:11:22,640 --> 01:11:24,840
Booster Gold, and Sasha Bordeaux

1702
01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:27,600
to Earth's orbit using intel from Booster Gold

1703
01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:29,320
and Ted Kord's spaceship.

1704
01:11:29,320 --> 01:11:31,320
So that's how they found brother I.

1705
01:11:31,320 --> 01:11:32,160
Okay.

1706
01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:34,320
So Blue Beetle Scarab allows him to find

1707
01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:36,680
and reveal brother I's hidden location above the Earth

1708
01:11:36,680 --> 01:11:38,880
by negating its vibrational frequency

1709
01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:40,320
because it's kind of like phased out

1710
01:11:40,320 --> 01:11:41,320
to where you can't see it.

1711
01:11:41,320 --> 01:11:44,000
Oh, it's like there's a little invisibility.

1712
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:46,440
But just like out of phase, just slightly enough.

1713
01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:50,880
Brother I sends the omacs and the two groups clash.

1714
01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:55,600
With the two Green Lanterns fighting off most of the omacs

1715
01:11:55,600 --> 01:11:56,880
and brother I's defenses,

1716
01:11:56,880 --> 01:12:00,000
the hero's ship crashes into brother I.

1717
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:01,960
Metamorpho provides an oxygen supply

1718
01:12:01,960 --> 01:12:03,640
as Blue Beetle and Booster Gold

1719
01:12:03,640 --> 01:12:05,340
stay with the ship to guard it.

1720
01:12:05,340 --> 01:12:07,480
As Blue Beetle later assists in the destruction

1721
01:12:07,480 --> 01:12:10,400
of the device that brother I used to hide it in orbit

1722
01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:12,600
and the rescuing of some of the other heroes.

1723
01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:14,560
Batman goes to distract brother I

1724
01:12:14,560 --> 01:12:16,280
by shutting off the central computer.

1725
01:12:16,280 --> 01:12:17,920
Although brother I tries to distract him

1726
01:12:17,920 --> 01:12:19,640
by showing him Nightwing's confrontation

1727
01:12:19,640 --> 01:12:20,720
with Superboy Prime.

1728
01:12:20,720 --> 01:12:21,640
Just like at the time.

1729
01:12:21,640 --> 01:12:22,600
Like, yeah, look at this Batman.

1730
01:12:22,600 --> 01:12:24,120
If I can just zoom in, check, pulls out her titties.

1731
01:12:24,120 --> 01:12:25,560
Oh shit.

1732
01:12:25,560 --> 01:12:29,480
Because he's like, take a little bit.

1733
01:12:29,480 --> 01:12:30,320
It's what's going on.

1734
01:12:30,320 --> 01:12:31,440
What's going on?

1735
01:12:31,440 --> 01:12:32,280
Look over here.

1736
01:12:32,280 --> 01:12:33,100
Look over here.

1737
01:12:33,100 --> 01:12:33,940
Look at this Batman.

1738
01:12:33,940 --> 01:12:34,780
Help.

1739
01:12:34,780 --> 01:12:38,440
How about you look at this real quick.

1740
01:12:38,440 --> 01:12:40,040
That's the most childish shit.

1741
01:12:40,040 --> 01:12:43,400
Oh no, look over here.

1742
01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:46,640
Batman's like, what the fuck?

1743
01:12:46,640 --> 01:12:48,080
Fucking hilarious.

1744
01:12:48,080 --> 01:12:50,120
Looks like I've all played this most childish.

1745
01:12:50,120 --> 01:12:52,120
Well, no.

1746
01:12:52,120 --> 01:12:52,600
Look over here.

1747
01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:53,120
Look over here.

1748
01:12:56,400 --> 01:12:57,920
Look, cow on my shoulder titties.

1749
01:12:57,920 --> 01:13:00,440
Where?

1750
01:13:00,440 --> 01:13:03,760
Sasha, linked to Oracle, goes to upload every computer virus

1751
01:13:03,760 --> 01:13:05,880
on Earth into brother I's system,

1752
01:13:05,880 --> 01:13:08,120
as well as trying to prevent the artificial gravity

1753
01:13:08,120 --> 01:13:09,480
from shutting down.

1754
01:13:09,480 --> 01:13:11,200
Black Canary goes to the surveillance room

1755
01:13:11,200 --> 01:13:13,920
to use her sonic scream to blind the eye.

1756
01:13:13,920 --> 01:13:16,800
So the actual monitoring device.

1757
01:13:16,800 --> 01:13:18,320
I love the rationale.

1758
01:13:18,320 --> 01:13:20,400
Let's blind this eyeball by screaming at it.

1759
01:13:20,400 --> 01:13:22,800
Yeah.

1760
01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:24,280
I love this.

1761
01:13:24,280 --> 01:13:26,280
It's not Green Arrow shooting an arrow into the eyeball.

1762
01:13:26,280 --> 01:13:27,880
It's her screaming.

1763
01:13:27,880 --> 01:13:32,160
That's somehow going to rupture his eye fucking soggy.

1764
01:13:32,160 --> 01:13:34,560
Black Lightning and Mr. Terrific go to the memory bank

1765
01:13:34,560 --> 01:13:36,880
so that Black Lightning fries as much of the circuitry

1766
01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:39,200
as possible, while Mr. Terrific, invisible

1767
01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:42,000
to machines and electronics, delivers the fatal blow

1768
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:44,160
by knocking brother I off of orbit using

1769
01:13:44,160 --> 01:13:45,280
his orbital thrusters.

1770
01:13:45,280 --> 01:13:47,360
She never had Black Lightning, though.

1771
01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:49,320
You remember that?

1772
01:13:49,320 --> 01:13:52,840
It busted her red and busted his memory banks.

1773
01:13:52,840 --> 01:13:54,880
Wasn't there a weird thing where he says, like,

1774
01:13:54,880 --> 01:13:57,400
she never been hit by Black Lightning, though?

1775
01:13:57,400 --> 01:13:58,120
Yeah, I think so.

1776
01:13:58,120 --> 01:13:59,800
It was like some ice woman or something.

1777
01:13:59,800 --> 01:14:00,520
You remember that?

1778
01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:01,880
I think I do remember that.

1779
01:14:01,880 --> 01:14:04,000
I was like, what?

1780
01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:05,600
Never had that Black Thunder.

1781
01:14:05,600 --> 01:14:10,840
He just got hit by a fucking thunderstorm.

1782
01:14:10,840 --> 01:14:12,200
What, you got Black Lightning?

1783
01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:13,160
You don't like regular?

1784
01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:14,720
Did you guys really write this?

1785
01:14:14,720 --> 01:14:16,360
Yes, I did.

1786
01:14:16,360 --> 01:14:18,920
The plan works, and brother I is deactivated.

1787
01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:21,240
All of the remaining active OMAC shut down,

1788
01:14:21,240 --> 01:14:22,400
releasing their hosts.

1789
01:14:22,400 --> 01:14:24,840
So all the nano bots would have basically

1790
01:14:24,840 --> 01:14:26,080
fall out of their host.

1791
01:14:26,080 --> 01:14:28,040
They come out and just fucking shit them out.

1792
01:14:28,040 --> 01:14:30,640
That would suck.

1793
01:14:30,640 --> 01:14:32,040
Just ripped asses everywhere.

1794
01:14:32,040 --> 01:14:34,360
Just fucking shitting.

1795
01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:36,840
As all of the other heroes evacuate brother I,

1796
01:14:36,840 --> 01:14:39,120
as it begins falling from orbit onto Earth,

1797
01:14:39,120 --> 01:14:40,680
falling apart in the process.

1798
01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:43,120
It tries to take Batman down with it, though,

1799
01:14:43,120 --> 01:14:46,240
telling him he can never trust the costumed heroes again

1800
01:14:46,240 --> 01:14:47,960
after what they had done to him.

1801
01:14:47,960 --> 01:14:50,080
Batman, however, says that he will take his chances

1802
01:14:50,080 --> 01:14:53,640
and accepts Hal's Jordan's aid in getting to safety.

1803
01:14:53,640 --> 01:14:55,040
So he's like, you know what?

1804
01:14:55,040 --> 01:15:00,080
Fuck you, brother I. I don't want to die with you.

1805
01:15:00,080 --> 01:15:01,880
After crash landing in Saudi Arabia,

1806
01:15:01,880 --> 01:15:05,080
brother I tries to download its systems into Sasha

1807
01:15:05,080 --> 01:15:06,560
as a means of self-preservation.

1808
01:15:06,560 --> 01:15:09,200
But Sasha manages to destroy the satellite,

1809
01:15:09,200 --> 01:15:11,960
freeing herself from the nano bots infecting her.

1810
01:15:11,960 --> 01:15:14,760
Then we have the Michael Kozner part.

1811
01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:18,200
So DC released DCU, A Brave New World, in June 20th.

1812
01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:19,040
The hell is it?

1813
01:15:19,040 --> 01:15:19,880
The Brave New World?

1814
01:15:19,880 --> 01:15:22,400
That was the actual preview comic.

1815
01:15:22,400 --> 01:15:24,640
A Brave New World in June 2006,

1816
01:15:24,640 --> 01:15:27,920
which was the epilogue to the OMAC limited series.

1817
01:15:27,920 --> 01:15:30,040
Brother I has not fully decommissioned

1818
01:15:30,040 --> 01:15:32,680
and lies in a NORAD facility.

1819
01:15:32,680 --> 01:15:34,160
Or a NORAD facility.

1820
01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:36,280
That's what happened to brother I at the end.

1821
01:15:36,280 --> 01:15:39,560
So after it crash landed, all that other kind of stuff,

1822
01:15:39,560 --> 01:15:41,320
technically it's fully decommissioned,

1823
01:15:41,320 --> 01:15:43,000
but it's in a NORAD facility.

1824
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:45,720
So Michael Kozner is the last OMAC unit,

1825
01:15:45,720 --> 01:15:48,680
kept it as an emergency backup and brother I calls to him.

1826
01:15:49,680 --> 01:15:51,680
This brother I has corrupted programming

1827
01:15:51,680 --> 01:15:53,960
and now believes all humans need to be subjugated

1828
01:15:53,960 --> 01:15:57,280
and or exterminated, whether metahuman or not.

1829
01:15:57,280 --> 01:15:59,280
So now it went from just metahumans to,

1830
01:15:59,280 --> 01:16:01,240
fuck everybody, man.

1831
01:16:01,240 --> 01:16:03,040
It has also recently begun to manifest

1832
01:16:03,040 --> 01:16:06,720
disassociative behavior with at least two personalities

1833
01:16:06,720 --> 01:16:09,440
now being heard in the OMAC's internal conversations.

1834
01:16:09,440 --> 01:16:10,280
Nice.

1835
01:16:10,280 --> 01:16:13,040
This is a bipolar personality.

1836
01:16:13,040 --> 01:16:15,040
The 2006 OMAC limited series,

1837
01:16:15,040 --> 01:16:18,520
and not to be confused with the 2005 OMAC project

1838
01:16:18,520 --> 01:16:22,360
limited series, follows the last OMAC, Michael Kozner.

1839
01:16:22,360 --> 01:16:24,600
So that's the character that we were talking about.

1840
01:16:24,600 --> 01:16:25,440
Yeah.

1841
01:16:25,440 --> 01:16:29,320
Brother I attempts to make Kozner rebuild itself,

1842
01:16:29,320 --> 01:16:31,880
but is forced to face his wrath when Kozner begins,

1843
01:16:31,880 --> 01:16:35,200
regains control of both of his forms, human and OMAC,

1844
01:16:35,200 --> 01:16:37,960
and subsequently destroys brother I again.

1845
01:16:37,960 --> 01:16:40,480
Although a tiny fraction of it is still active.

1846
01:16:40,480 --> 01:16:42,960
Damn, there's only one little piece left.

1847
01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:45,880
And then we have the countdown to final crisis.

1848
01:16:45,880 --> 01:16:47,840
A portion of brother I was later retrieved

1849
01:16:47,840 --> 01:16:49,080
and rebuilt by Buddy Blank,

1850
01:16:49,080 --> 01:16:51,680
a former scientist from Wayne Industries.

1851
01:16:51,680 --> 01:16:54,080
This portion meets with the time traveling karate kid,

1852
01:16:54,080 --> 01:16:55,920
who is, I see, yes.

1853
01:17:00,480 --> 01:17:02,600
I don't know why I found it so,

1854
01:17:02,600 --> 01:17:04,720
a fucking guy just comes out of the fucking portal

1855
01:17:04,720 --> 01:17:07,560
from time and is like, ha ha ha.

1856
01:17:07,560 --> 01:17:08,680
You remember who he looks like?

1857
01:17:08,680 --> 01:17:09,520
No.

1858
01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:11,360
Where he supposedly knows all martial arts.

1859
01:17:11,360 --> 01:17:12,200
Oh God.

1860
01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:13,020
Karate kid.

1861
01:17:13,020 --> 01:17:13,860
The karate kid.

1862
01:17:13,860 --> 01:17:17,160
He's one of the, what is the legion of superheroes?

1863
01:17:17,160 --> 01:17:18,880
The future 31st century.

1864
01:17:18,880 --> 01:17:19,720
Oh, he's one of those?

1865
01:17:19,720 --> 01:17:21,040
Yeah, yeah, he's from.

1866
01:17:21,040 --> 01:17:22,880
It'd be funny if they had the epilogue

1867
01:17:22,880 --> 01:17:24,160
for all the characters after like this.

1868
01:17:24,160 --> 01:17:25,960
Let's say it was a mini series of all the characters, right?

1869
01:17:25,960 --> 01:17:26,800
Yeah.

1870
01:17:26,800 --> 01:17:28,560
And like, it shows what happened to them

1871
01:17:28,560 --> 01:17:29,680
after the mini series.

1872
01:17:29,680 --> 01:17:32,640
It's like karate kid, a mysterious shot in an owl.

1873
01:17:32,640 --> 01:17:33,640
And they, ha ha ha.

1874
01:17:35,960 --> 01:17:38,760
All that shit, he gets stuck in a shot in the heart.

1875
01:17:38,760 --> 01:17:39,760
Cause they didn't play fair.

1876
01:17:39,760 --> 01:17:40,800
It's like, oh fuck.

1877
01:17:42,680 --> 01:17:45,520
Oh, by the way, that Penguin mini series

1878
01:17:45,520 --> 01:17:47,120
from the Matt Reeves, the Batman.

1879
01:17:47,120 --> 01:17:47,960
Yeah.

1880
01:17:47,960 --> 01:17:48,920
It's coming out in September.

1881
01:17:48,920 --> 01:17:49,760
Oh really?

1882
01:17:49,760 --> 01:17:50,600
I don't know if it's a mini series

1883
01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:52,120
or if it's a seasonal thing,

1884
01:17:52,120 --> 01:17:55,000
but it starts, the episode started dropping in September.

1885
01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:55,840
Oh cool.

1886
01:17:55,840 --> 01:17:57,360
Where the Penguin trying to,

1887
01:17:57,360 --> 01:17:58,920
cause Sade's power.

1888
01:17:58,920 --> 01:17:59,760
Yeah.

1889
01:17:59,760 --> 01:18:01,760
And become the new crime boss of Gotham.

1890
01:18:01,760 --> 01:18:03,840
It's like, it's almost like right after the movie too,

1891
01:18:03,840 --> 01:18:05,680
cause the flood's still out there.

1892
01:18:05,680 --> 01:18:07,320
Cause look what that mad man did.

1893
01:18:08,320 --> 01:18:09,480
The Moswell couple, but.

1894
01:18:09,480 --> 01:18:10,400
What's it supposed to be on?

1895
01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:11,240
Is it supposed to be a man?

1896
01:18:11,240 --> 01:18:12,440
It's supposed to be in smacks, yeah.

1897
01:18:12,440 --> 01:18:13,880
Oh, cool.

1898
01:18:13,880 --> 01:18:15,440
I'll have to look into that too.

1899
01:18:17,080 --> 01:18:19,400
All right, the time traveling karate kid

1900
01:18:19,400 --> 01:18:21,560
who is seeking a cure.

1901
01:18:21,560 --> 01:18:24,400
A cure for Mordechaucus.

1902
01:18:24,400 --> 01:18:25,960
He's trying to find a cure for his,

1903
01:18:25,960 --> 01:18:28,640
these fucking hands that just can't quit.

1904
01:18:28,640 --> 01:18:32,440
A 31st century illness that evolved from the Omag virus.

1905
01:18:32,440 --> 01:18:33,480
Damn, that sucks.

1906
01:18:33,480 --> 01:18:34,320
Yes.

1907
01:18:34,320 --> 01:18:35,160
So that shit is still all the way out there

1908
01:18:35,160 --> 01:18:36,200
in the 31st century.

1909
01:18:36,200 --> 01:18:37,040
Exactly.

1910
01:18:37,040 --> 01:18:40,320
So announcing that the great disaster has come to me.

1911
01:18:40,320 --> 01:18:42,600
Brother Eye directs him to Bloodhaven.

1912
01:18:42,600 --> 01:18:45,600
Soon after, it reactivates his offensive protocols

1913
01:18:45,600 --> 01:18:47,800
and assimilates the hanger it is being held in,

1914
01:18:47,800 --> 01:18:49,600
turning the people within the hanger

1915
01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:51,360
into new Omag cyborgs again.

1916
01:18:51,360 --> 01:18:52,640
Never ends.

1917
01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:54,760
It then travels to the ruins of Bloodhaven

1918
01:18:54,760 --> 01:18:56,360
and assimilates the city's infrastructure

1919
01:18:56,360 --> 01:18:57,760
and the people within it,

1920
01:18:57,760 --> 01:19:00,680
using the atomic knights and firestorm as power sources.

1921
01:19:00,680 --> 01:19:04,040
Do you remember the storyline where they dropped

1922
01:19:04,040 --> 01:19:06,600
some fucking being in Bloodhaven

1923
01:19:06,600 --> 01:19:08,240
and he blew up like a nuclear bomb?

1924
01:19:08,240 --> 01:19:09,400
Yeah, this takes place after that.

1925
01:19:09,400 --> 01:19:10,240
Is that that?

1926
01:19:10,240 --> 01:19:12,080
Yeah, because there's nobody in Bloodhaven anymore.

1927
01:19:12,080 --> 01:19:13,240
I mean, that was wild.

1928
01:19:13,240 --> 01:19:15,000
There's some fucking weird,

1929
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:19,040
it looked like a fucking plasma entity in a suit.

1930
01:19:19,040 --> 01:19:20,160
It just fucking comes out of the heli-

1931
01:19:20,160 --> 01:19:22,480
called the plane, like in a halo drop,

1932
01:19:22,480 --> 01:19:24,520
and he's like, and he just fucking blows up.

1933
01:19:24,520 --> 01:19:25,360
Yeah.

1934
01:19:25,360 --> 01:19:27,720
And then Nightwolf's like, what the fuck?

1935
01:19:27,720 --> 01:19:28,800
Yep, this takes place after that.

1936
01:19:28,800 --> 01:19:30,280
So this is part of the same continuity.

1937
01:19:30,280 --> 01:19:31,120
What happened?

1938
01:19:31,120 --> 01:19:32,520
Why did they do that?

1939
01:19:32,520 --> 01:19:33,600
Was it a super villain?

1940
01:19:33,600 --> 01:19:34,760
I think it was a super villain.

1941
01:19:34,760 --> 01:19:37,120
They just, they dropped a fucking dude?

1942
01:19:37,120 --> 01:19:37,960
Which is, boom.

1943
01:19:37,960 --> 01:19:38,800
And blew him.

1944
01:19:38,800 --> 01:19:40,480
Yeah.

1945
01:19:40,480 --> 01:19:44,640
Later, it activates a boom tube and travels to Apocalypse.

1946
01:19:44,640 --> 01:19:45,840
Then what's up?

1947
01:19:45,840 --> 01:19:47,880
Where it assimilates the entire planet

1948
01:19:47,880 --> 01:19:51,360
and attempts to obtain the Mordekalka virus from Karate Kid,

1949
01:19:51,360 --> 01:19:52,920
who has also been led there.

1950
01:19:52,920 --> 01:19:54,480
It is forced to flee Apocalypse

1951
01:19:54,480 --> 01:19:56,000
when it is attacked by the Pied Piper

1952
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:57,360
using the anti-life equation.

1953
01:19:57,360 --> 01:19:59,000
What the fuck is going on?

1954
01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:01,200
You got the Karate Kid, you got the Pied Piper.

1955
01:20:01,200 --> 01:20:02,040
You remember the Pied Piper?

1956
01:20:02,040 --> 01:20:03,360
What the fuck is going on?

1957
01:20:03,360 --> 01:20:05,200
Like one of those deedless villains?

1958
01:20:05,200 --> 01:20:07,880
Yeah, just like they just threw out the red Robin Hood

1959
01:20:07,880 --> 01:20:09,520
came out with his bow and arrow.

1960
01:20:09,520 --> 01:20:11,160
Who lost green arrow?

1961
01:20:11,160 --> 01:20:13,880
What is going on with these random name drops?

1962
01:20:13,880 --> 01:20:16,880
So later, Brother Eye transforms Buddy Blank

1963
01:20:16,880 --> 01:20:19,880
into a modified Omak resembling Kirby's version

1964
01:20:19,880 --> 01:20:20,880
of the character.

1965
01:20:20,880 --> 01:20:23,440
But he uses his power to save himself and his grandson.

1966
01:20:23,440 --> 01:20:25,040
Like in my head, I imagine Kirby,

1967
01:20:25,040 --> 01:20:26,280
like the pink little alien.

1968
01:20:26,280 --> 01:20:27,120
I know.

1969
01:20:27,120 --> 01:20:28,280
Cur-cur-curvy.

1970
01:20:30,280 --> 01:20:32,840
He uses his power to save himself and his grandson

1971
01:20:32,840 --> 01:20:35,080
from starvation in the commandeer bunker

1972
01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:36,480
beneath Bloodhaven.

1973
01:20:36,480 --> 01:20:38,960
Brother Eye implies that it will contact Buddy again

1974
01:20:38,960 --> 01:20:40,560
for a future need.

1975
01:20:40,560 --> 01:20:41,520
So it's still around.

1976
01:20:41,520 --> 01:20:42,840
Damn, it's never ending.

1977
01:20:42,840 --> 01:20:43,680
Exactly.

1978
01:20:43,680 --> 01:20:44,880
God dang, Omak.

1979
01:20:44,880 --> 01:20:48,400
Then we have it appearing in Batman and the Outsiders.

1980
01:20:48,400 --> 01:20:50,800
So a modified Omak is shown as part of the new

1981
01:20:50,800 --> 01:20:55,240
Outsiders team in the 2008 Batman and the Outsiders series.

1982
01:20:55,240 --> 01:20:59,120
So when a team from the Justice League attempts to

1983
01:20:59,120 --> 01:21:01,360
seize a partially active Omak,

1984
01:21:01,360 --> 01:21:04,000
a leftover from the Omak project events,

1985
01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:06,600
Batman takes the opportunity to reclaim it for himself.

1986
01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:09,040
Having Dr. Francine Langstrom,

1987
01:21:09,040 --> 01:21:11,120
the doctor that he's friends with,

1988
01:21:11,120 --> 01:21:15,840
created clever forgery to leave it in the care of the League.

1989
01:21:15,840 --> 01:21:19,440
The Omak, aptly renamed Remak.

1990
01:21:19,440 --> 01:21:20,680
Oh wow.

1991
01:21:20,680 --> 01:21:22,520
That writer must have been like,

1992
01:21:22,520 --> 01:21:23,880
that writer must have been like,

1993
01:21:23,880 --> 01:21:26,240
man, this fucking shit is on fire right now.

1994
01:21:26,240 --> 01:21:27,080
Remak.

1995
01:21:27,080 --> 01:21:28,680
Remak.

1996
01:21:28,680 --> 01:21:32,080
Appears to be an iPod with a track list wipe.

1997
01:21:32,080 --> 01:21:33,520
What the fuck?

1998
01:21:33,520 --> 01:21:35,000
Yes, yes.

1999
01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:37,200
It looks like it takes the form of an iPod.

2000
01:21:37,200 --> 01:21:38,280
Fucking iPod.

2001
01:21:38,280 --> 01:21:39,640
With no track list on it.

2002
01:21:39,640 --> 01:21:44,400
Dr. Langstrom is unable to discern who Remak was

2003
01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:47,040
before being infected by the Remak virus.

2004
01:21:47,040 --> 01:21:48,520
Finding Remak a mere husk,

2005
01:21:48,520 --> 01:21:50,720
devoid of any personnel identity,

2006
01:21:50,720 --> 01:21:54,480
this complete lack of personality makes Remak

2007
01:21:54,480 --> 01:21:56,120
the perfect infiltrator.

2008
01:21:56,120 --> 01:21:58,320
Using its advanced shape shifting abilities

2009
01:21:58,320 --> 01:22:01,160
and its unquestioning obedience for the outsider's sake.

2010
01:22:02,040 --> 01:22:03,960
Since its lack of personality allows villains

2011
01:22:03,960 --> 01:22:05,560
to snatch control of Remak,

2012
01:22:05,560 --> 01:22:07,000
turning it into an enemy,

2013
01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:10,120
Batman rigs up a telepresence system,

2014
01:22:10,120 --> 01:22:14,080
turning Remak into an advanced drone for Sala Mian...

2015
01:22:14,960 --> 01:22:15,920
Mia...

2016
01:22:15,920 --> 01:22:17,400
How the fuck does that even...

2017
01:22:17,400 --> 01:22:18,640
Mian Dad.

2018
01:22:18,640 --> 01:22:22,320
Dr. Langstrom's chief attendant, or assistant,

2019
01:22:22,320 --> 01:22:25,120
enabling operation from the outsider's HQ,

2020
01:22:25,120 --> 01:22:27,640
the Batcave, and other secret locations.

2021
01:22:27,640 --> 01:22:30,520
While testing a new neural interface less dependent

2022
01:22:30,520 --> 01:22:33,280
from his stamina to control the former Omak,

2023
01:22:33,280 --> 01:22:35,080
Sala is knocked into a coma.

2024
01:22:35,080 --> 01:22:37,320
His mind comes to reside in Remak.

2025
01:22:37,320 --> 01:22:39,480
Supplanting the missing personality of the drone

2026
01:22:39,480 --> 01:22:41,360
for a while, one full issue.

2027
01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:44,080
32 pages.

2028
01:22:44,080 --> 01:22:45,640
I guess 22 honestly, cause they...

2029
01:22:45,640 --> 01:22:47,200
Yeah, it's all the ads and stuff.

2030
01:22:47,200 --> 01:22:48,480
God dang ads.

2031
01:22:48,480 --> 01:22:51,000
Until due to the machinations of the villainess,

2032
01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:54,520
Simon Hurt, Remak is fed a malicious self-destruct code

2033
01:22:54,520 --> 01:22:55,760
that blows it to pieces,

2034
01:22:55,760 --> 01:22:58,760
making the restoration of Sala's consciousness impossible.

2035
01:22:59,880 --> 01:23:02,800
We also have it reappearing in Final Crisis.

2036
01:23:02,800 --> 01:23:03,640
So in Final Crisis,

2037
01:23:03,640 --> 01:23:05,720
Darkseid and his prophets from Apocalypse

2038
01:23:05,720 --> 01:23:07,640
have taken new forms as humans on Earth

2039
01:23:07,640 --> 01:23:10,040
after mass distributing the anti-life equation

2040
01:23:10,040 --> 01:23:11,160
around the world.

2041
01:23:11,160 --> 01:23:12,560
Batman had been captured,

2042
01:23:12,560 --> 01:23:14,960
Superman is on a journey in the multiverse,

2043
01:23:14,960 --> 01:23:17,680
and Wonder Woman has become a female Fury.

2044
01:23:18,520 --> 01:23:19,520
So...

2045
01:23:19,520 --> 01:23:20,640
Damn. Yeah.

2046
01:23:20,640 --> 01:23:21,520
So he got wild.

2047
01:23:21,520 --> 01:23:22,360
Yes.

2048
01:23:22,360 --> 01:23:24,000
With most of the world's population

2049
01:23:24,000 --> 01:23:25,400
under the influence of the equation...

2050
01:23:25,400 --> 01:23:26,640
So Darkseid's a human?

2051
01:23:26,640 --> 01:23:28,560
Yeah, cause he used the anti-life equation

2052
01:23:28,560 --> 01:23:29,440
for the entire world.

2053
01:23:29,440 --> 01:23:30,880
What's he look like?

2054
01:23:30,880 --> 01:23:32,480
A bald guy.

2055
01:23:32,480 --> 01:23:33,920
Like a built bald guy?

2056
01:23:33,920 --> 01:23:35,320
A bug in beer belly.

2057
01:23:37,560 --> 01:23:39,400
They're effectively under Darkseid's control,

2058
01:23:39,400 --> 01:23:41,800
seemingly making him the ruler of Earth.

2059
01:23:41,800 --> 01:23:44,320
In the one-shot Final Crisis called Resist,

2060
01:23:44,320 --> 01:23:47,760
Mr. Terrific and the Checkmate Organization

2061
01:23:47,760 --> 01:23:51,440
are working to mount a resistance against Darkseid,

2062
01:23:51,440 --> 01:23:54,360
but seemingly do not have the means to do so.

2063
01:23:54,360 --> 01:23:56,840
Sitting in despair in a Checkmate stronghold,

2064
01:23:56,840 --> 01:23:59,520
Snapper Car, through his hopeless rants,

2065
01:23:59,520 --> 01:24:02,120
gives Mr. Terrific an ingenious idea.

2066
01:24:02,120 --> 01:24:05,000
Using Sasha Bordeaux to make contact with Brother Eye.

2067
01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:06,520
He convinces the AI to help him,

2068
01:24:06,520 --> 01:24:08,400
explaining that it will surely be destroyed

2069
01:24:08,400 --> 01:24:11,520
if Darkseid captures the actual world itself.

2070
01:24:11,520 --> 01:24:14,520
Realizing this, Brother Eye accepts Mr. Terrific's terms,

2071
01:24:14,520 --> 01:24:17,080
and it reveals that there are still millions of people

2072
01:24:17,080 --> 01:24:19,880
infected with the Omac Nano tick.

2073
01:24:19,880 --> 01:24:21,720
Like I'm like herpes, I'm still here.

2074
01:24:23,280 --> 01:24:25,600
These people are now mindless drones of Darkseid

2075
01:24:25,600 --> 01:24:27,320
are overwritten by Brother Eye

2076
01:24:27,320 --> 01:24:28,800
and become Omac soldiers

2077
01:24:28,800 --> 01:24:30,920
under the command of Mr. Terrific.

2078
01:24:30,920 --> 01:24:33,080
This gives Checkmate and him the means

2079
01:24:33,080 --> 01:24:35,440
to forcefully resist Darkseid.

2080
01:24:35,440 --> 01:24:38,680
During the Final Crisis events, when all seems lost,

2081
01:24:38,680 --> 01:24:42,280
Lord Brother Eye prepares to leave the doomed earth

2082
01:24:42,280 --> 01:24:45,040
with his Omacs and the people of Command D,

2083
01:24:45,040 --> 01:24:46,960
the bunker underneath Bloodhaven,

2084
01:24:46,960 --> 01:24:48,680
and start a new society on another earth

2085
01:24:48,680 --> 01:24:50,040
and another universe.

2086
01:24:50,040 --> 01:24:53,600
To this end, he asks Renee Montoya to serve as the head

2087
01:24:53,600 --> 01:24:56,800
of a to-be-founded global peacekeeping agency,

2088
01:24:56,800 --> 01:24:59,520
her faceless appearance as the question

2089
01:24:59,520 --> 01:25:03,000
being an allusion to the faceless agents of the GPA

2090
01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:05,320
from the original Omac series.

2091
01:25:05,320 --> 01:25:06,520
A lot. Yeah.

2092
01:25:06,520 --> 01:25:07,360
It's a lot going on.

2093
01:25:07,360 --> 01:25:09,120
Too much going on, basically.

2094
01:25:09,120 --> 01:25:12,480
You remember that weird event

2095
01:25:12,480 --> 01:25:15,920
where Earth lost to Darkseid or something?

2096
01:25:15,920 --> 01:25:19,320
And it was like partially thanks to Lex Luthor helped out

2097
01:25:19,320 --> 01:25:23,040
on the villain side, and for his contribution.

2098
01:25:23,040 --> 01:25:26,680
I don't know if it was Darkseid or whatever main bad guy was.

2099
01:25:26,680 --> 01:25:29,360
He said like he was gonna get Lex Luthor first rights

2100
01:25:29,360 --> 01:25:31,160
to rape a superhero.

2101
01:25:31,160 --> 01:25:32,560
You ever read that?

2102
01:25:32,560 --> 01:25:35,280
I was like what the fuck? Sounds familiar.

2103
01:25:35,280 --> 01:25:36,640
Yeah, sounds very familiar.

2104
01:25:36,640 --> 01:25:38,840
It was the darkest shit I've ever read in DC.

2105
01:25:42,400 --> 01:25:43,480
Yeah, it gets bad.

2106
01:25:45,360 --> 01:25:47,400
Omac also appeared in Generation Lost.

2107
01:25:47,400 --> 01:25:49,960
So in the Justice League Generation Lost limited series,

2108
01:25:49,960 --> 01:25:52,800
the resurrected Maxwell Lord controls a squad of Omacs

2109
01:25:52,800 --> 01:25:56,120
attacking Jamie Reyes' home and his family.

2110
01:25:56,120 --> 01:25:57,120
Sorry, Jamie.

2111
01:25:57,120 --> 01:25:57,960
Hi, Amy.

2112
01:25:57,960 --> 01:26:00,360
Oh yeah, Jamie's fine.

2113
01:26:01,320 --> 01:26:03,400
It's spelled Jamie, it's Hy-me.

2114
01:26:03,400 --> 01:26:05,680
It's like Jorge is George.

2115
01:26:05,680 --> 01:26:07,160
Hy-men.

2116
01:26:07,160 --> 01:26:08,000
Hy-men.

2117
01:26:09,240 --> 01:26:10,680
The old Justice League.

2118
01:26:10,680 --> 01:26:13,040
Hosee is actually Hosea.

2119
01:26:13,040 --> 01:26:14,840
Hosee or Josie.

2120
01:26:17,320 --> 01:26:18,880
The old Justice League International arrives

2121
01:26:18,880 --> 01:26:20,240
and takes Hy-me's family to safety.

2122
01:26:20,240 --> 01:26:23,000
Or if you're named Jesus, they just call you Jesse.

2123
01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:24,680
They don't even try and say Jesus.

2124
01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:26,720
They don't wanna say Jesus at all.

2125
01:26:26,720 --> 01:26:27,840
Or Jesus.

2126
01:26:27,840 --> 01:26:30,680
They say, hey Jesus, you missed a spot in there on the lawn

2127
01:26:30,680 --> 01:26:32,120
that you forgot to cut.

2128
01:26:32,120 --> 01:26:33,360
Ha ha ha ha ha.

2129
01:26:35,280 --> 01:26:37,280
After Max escapes from the JLI,

2130
01:26:37,280 --> 01:26:40,160
Booster Gold's partner Skeets informs...

2131
01:26:40,160 --> 01:26:41,000
Jesus.

2132
01:26:41,960 --> 01:26:45,320
I was going, Skeets, Skeets, Skeets, Skeets, Skeets.

2133
01:26:45,320 --> 01:26:46,320
From the window to the wall.

2134
01:26:46,320 --> 01:26:48,760
To little John in a mask.

2135
01:26:51,080 --> 01:26:52,760
It's called the name of Skeets.

2136
01:26:52,760 --> 01:26:57,760
So Booster Gold's partner Skeets informs the JLI

2137
01:26:58,600 --> 01:27:00,560
that he has the locations of the four

2138
01:27:00,560 --> 01:27:03,240
formerly dormant checkmate cells.

2139
01:27:03,240 --> 01:27:06,200
Wait, is that that little thing that moves around with him?

2140
01:27:06,200 --> 01:27:07,040
Camera?

2141
01:27:07,040 --> 01:27:07,860
The name of Skeets?

2142
01:27:07,860 --> 01:27:08,700
Skeets.

2143
01:27:08,700 --> 01:27:09,960
Okay.

2144
01:27:09,960 --> 01:27:12,040
Which has been placed inside a robotics laboratory

2145
01:27:12,040 --> 01:27:14,600
that Max has been contracted with.

2146
01:27:14,600 --> 01:27:16,240
The JLI traveled to Chicago beneath

2147
01:27:16,240 --> 01:27:18,160
the hidden robotics laboratory

2148
01:27:18,160 --> 01:27:20,040
and learned that the OMAX variants

2149
01:27:20,040 --> 01:27:23,240
were pure robots that are human machine synthesises

2150
01:27:23,240 --> 01:27:24,680
of the originals.

2151
01:27:24,680 --> 01:27:27,440
Skeets scans the fingerprints on the robotics laboratory

2152
01:27:27,440 --> 01:27:30,520
and discover that Professor Ivo had been there.

2153
01:27:30,520 --> 01:27:35,520
When Captain Adam absorbs the energy from Magog's spear,

2154
01:27:35,520 --> 01:27:38,400
he has propelled forward through time 112 years in the future

2155
01:27:38,400 --> 01:27:41,440
where Max, while long dead, has plunged humanity

2156
01:27:41,440 --> 01:27:44,800
into a massive medic human war that is ruled by OMAX.

2157
01:27:44,800 --> 01:27:46,080
Thanks a lot, bro.

2158
01:27:46,080 --> 01:27:47,000
Yeah.

2159
01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:48,760
Captain Adam battled for survival

2160
01:27:48,760 --> 01:27:50,920
alongside the future versions of the Justice League,

2161
01:27:50,920 --> 01:27:53,200
but they are all eventually contaminated

2162
01:27:53,200 --> 01:27:54,880
by a new version of OMAX

2163
01:27:54,880 --> 01:27:57,160
and one by one become OMAX themselves.

2164
01:27:57,160 --> 01:27:59,760
Captain Adam is eventually returned to the present,

2165
01:27:59,760 --> 01:28:02,440
but not before Batman, Damien Wayne at the time,

2166
01:28:02,440 --> 01:28:04,840
tells him to stop Max's ultimate plans.

2167
01:28:04,840 --> 01:28:07,280
Damien Wayne, imagine a 13-year-old Damien Wayne

2168
01:28:07,280 --> 01:28:10,280
in the actual adult Superman suit all fucking like,

2169
01:28:10,280 --> 01:28:11,120
the-

2170
01:28:11,120 --> 01:28:11,960
Which is drying.

2171
01:28:11,960 --> 01:28:12,800
Yeah.

2172
01:28:12,800 --> 01:28:15,080
It's all bundled up in his legs

2173
01:28:15,080 --> 01:28:16,880
and his fucking arms are all-

2174
01:28:16,880 --> 01:28:17,960
Just like folded all.

2175
01:28:17,960 --> 01:28:19,360
Yeah, it's all folded into you.

2176
01:28:19,360 --> 01:28:20,200
Yeah.

2177
01:28:20,200 --> 01:28:23,240
Afterward, Max gains new mental powers

2178
01:28:23,240 --> 01:28:27,480
that can allow him to transform his targets

2179
01:28:27,480 --> 01:28:29,440
into cadaver black lanterns

2180
01:28:29,440 --> 01:28:32,360
and then into OMAX after being fully restored to life.

2181
01:28:32,360 --> 01:28:35,600
Max uses a device to enhance his new abilities

2182
01:28:35,600 --> 01:28:37,640
and he is able to turn people from around the world

2183
01:28:37,640 --> 01:28:40,600
into OMAX that will attack Wonder Woman and the JLI.

2184
01:28:40,600 --> 01:28:43,000
After this, Max sends his newest OMAX,

2185
01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:44,600
known as OMAX Prime,

2186
01:28:44,600 --> 01:28:47,720
to which he has given both sentience and his voice

2187
01:28:47,720 --> 01:28:49,480
to attack Diana and the JLI.

2188
01:28:49,480 --> 01:28:51,960
So they still got a little revenge on him.

2189
01:28:51,960 --> 01:28:53,320
Yeah.

2190
01:28:53,320 --> 01:28:55,280
He's got a little revenge crush he's still got

2191
01:28:55,280 --> 01:28:56,120
for Wonder Woman.

2192
01:28:56,120 --> 01:28:57,880
Oh, for she snatched his neck.

2193
01:28:57,880 --> 01:28:58,800
I don't forget.

2194
01:28:59,680 --> 01:29:01,800
This new OMAX could assimilate the abilities

2195
01:29:01,800 --> 01:29:03,840
of medic humans to grow ever stronger with time,

2196
01:29:03,840 --> 01:29:06,000
initially overwhelming the heroes of Fon.

2197
01:29:06,000 --> 01:29:08,560
During the final battle, Prime takes Blue Beetle's power,

2198
01:29:08,560 --> 01:29:10,640
causing it to become nearly unstoppable.

2199
01:29:10,640 --> 01:29:13,120
But Blue Beetle mentions to OMAX Prime

2200
01:29:13,120 --> 01:29:15,520
that it cannot control the Scarra's power.

2201
01:29:15,520 --> 01:29:18,040
Blue Beetle uses this to paralyze Prime

2202
01:29:18,040 --> 01:29:20,040
with crippling system failures before attacking

2203
01:29:20,040 --> 01:29:21,880
and destroying OMAX Prime for good.

2204
01:29:23,520 --> 01:29:25,640
Then there's a possible future in which Damien Wayne

2205
01:29:25,640 --> 01:29:27,920
as Batman is shown having succeeded

2206
01:29:27,920 --> 01:29:29,560
at what his father had failed to do,

2207
01:29:29,560 --> 01:29:31,200
regaining control of Brother Eye.

2208
01:29:32,440 --> 01:29:35,480
There's also another thing with Kevin Ko,

2209
01:29:35,480 --> 01:29:37,800
a Cambodian American named Kevin Ko

2210
01:29:37,800 --> 01:29:40,120
is introduced as the new OMAX,

2211
01:29:40,120 --> 01:29:44,440
but not like OMAX as in Brother Eye,

2212
01:29:44,440 --> 01:29:48,000
but OMAX as in one machine attack construct.

2213
01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:50,160
So it's OMAX still now.

2214
01:29:50,160 --> 01:29:54,680
Like the original, remember the old like 1950s,

2215
01:29:54,680 --> 01:29:55,880
I think there was an OMAX,

2216
01:29:55,880 --> 01:29:57,040
but it had nothing to do with like

2217
01:29:57,040 --> 01:29:58,920
artificial intelligence at the time.

2218
01:29:58,920 --> 01:30:01,480
That's kind of what he is at this point.

2219
01:30:01,480 --> 01:30:05,520
And this guy, Kevin, worked as a genetic researcher

2220
01:30:05,520 --> 01:30:06,640
at Project Cadmus.

2221
01:30:06,640 --> 01:30:08,600
Maxwell Lord is revealed to have a hand

2222
01:30:08,600 --> 01:30:10,800
in Kevin's transformation

2223
01:30:10,800 --> 01:30:13,680
in addition to using new Genesis technology.

2224
01:30:13,680 --> 01:30:16,080
The series was canceled after running eight issues.

2225
01:30:16,080 --> 01:30:21,080
And during the Forever Evil storyline,

2226
01:30:21,280 --> 01:30:23,040
the Crime Syndicate of America had captured

2227
01:30:23,040 --> 01:30:26,320
Kevin Ko's OMAX form

2228
01:30:26,320 --> 01:30:28,280
and was planning to use him as a weapon.

2229
01:30:28,280 --> 01:30:31,080
Harley Quinn, who was working for the Thinker,

2230
01:30:31,080 --> 01:30:32,200
remember the Thinker?

2231
01:30:32,200 --> 01:30:33,440
There's like a bunch of names

2232
01:30:33,440 --> 01:30:35,920
just being pulled out of the hat here.

2233
01:30:35,920 --> 01:30:37,160
Takes OMAX and activates him,

2234
01:30:37,160 --> 01:30:39,560
causing him to fire a laser on the mountain,

2235
01:30:39,560 --> 01:30:41,720
which collapses onto the two teams inside.

2236
01:30:41,720 --> 01:30:43,080
Well, damn.

2237
01:30:43,080 --> 01:30:45,480
Harley arrives at Bella Reeve

2238
01:30:45,480 --> 01:30:48,080
and drops OMAX near James Gordon Jr.

2239
01:30:48,080 --> 01:30:50,320
James Gordon Jr. also thinks that the Thinker

2240
01:30:50,320 --> 01:30:51,440
is planning to use OMAX

2241
01:30:51,440 --> 01:30:54,280
while James Gordon Jr. is talking to Harley.

2242
01:30:54,280 --> 01:30:56,360
The Thinker is taken OMAX

2243
01:30:56,360 --> 01:30:58,480
and begins transferring his mind into it.

2244
01:30:59,480 --> 01:31:03,000
Now activated, OMAX proceeds to attack Amanda Waller,

2245
01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:06,440
James Gordon Jr., Harley Quinn, King Shark, and Camo.

2246
01:31:06,440 --> 01:31:08,000
King Shark begins to attack Camo

2247
01:31:08,000 --> 01:31:10,160
until Amanda Waller is able to lie to them both

2248
01:31:10,160 --> 01:31:12,160
to help her defeat OMAX.

2249
01:31:12,160 --> 01:31:14,040
OMAX is fighting King Shark and Camo

2250
01:31:14,040 --> 01:31:16,760
whenever Amanda Waller attempts to activate Bella Reeve's

2251
01:31:16,760 --> 01:31:18,960
failsafe through the Thinker's computer.

2252
01:31:18,960 --> 01:31:21,440
It's a bunch of technological shit going on here.

2253
01:31:21,440 --> 01:31:22,320
I'm so confused.

2254
01:31:22,320 --> 01:31:23,160
Yes.

2255
01:31:23,160 --> 01:31:24,200
Before she's able to do so,

2256
01:31:24,200 --> 01:31:26,760
Kevin Koh reaches out to tell her

2257
01:31:26,760 --> 01:31:29,560
that he is trapped within the OMAX itself.

2258
01:31:29,560 --> 01:31:30,800
As Waller works with Koh,

2259
01:31:33,240 --> 01:31:35,080
the team returns to the mountains

2260
01:31:35,080 --> 01:31:37,880
only to be dragged into a fight with OMAX.

2261
01:31:37,880 --> 01:31:39,280
Having killed Camo,

2262
01:31:39,280 --> 01:31:41,600
OMAX is able to defeat Power Girl Steel

2263
01:31:41,600 --> 01:31:43,520
Unknown Soldier, and King Shark,

2264
01:31:43,520 --> 01:31:45,200
and heads further into Bella Reeve.

2265
01:31:45,200 --> 01:31:47,560
Deadshot and Harley find magic bullets

2266
01:31:47,560 --> 01:31:50,160
that will allow them to gain temporary superpowers.

2267
01:31:50,160 --> 01:31:51,000
What?

2268
01:31:51,000 --> 01:31:52,920
This is a weird fucking series, so.

2269
01:31:54,480 --> 01:31:55,960
Wait, so they shoot themselves with these bullets

2270
01:31:55,960 --> 01:31:56,800
to gain abilities?

2271
01:31:56,800 --> 01:31:57,640
Yes.

2272
01:31:57,640 --> 01:32:00,040
So Deadshot fires them into Harley, Waller, himself,

2273
01:32:00,040 --> 01:32:01,000
and Unknown Soldier,

2274
01:32:01,000 --> 01:32:04,320
and the squad begins to attack the OMAX.

2275
01:32:04,320 --> 01:32:06,240
Koh is able to regain control of OMAX

2276
01:32:06,240 --> 01:32:08,600
before Waller has to enact her last resort.

2277
01:32:09,480 --> 01:32:10,320
But without knowing it,

2278
01:32:10,320 --> 01:32:13,080
Captain Boomerang knocks OMAX into a porthole,

2279
01:32:13,080 --> 01:32:15,320
sending him into another dimension.

2280
01:32:15,320 --> 01:32:18,520
In 2016, DC Comics implemented another relaunch

2281
01:32:18,520 --> 01:32:20,600
of its books called DC Rebirth,

2282
01:32:20,600 --> 01:32:22,480
and it restored its continuity to the form

2283
01:32:22,480 --> 01:32:25,160
as to which the prior of the New 52.

2284
01:32:25,160 --> 01:32:27,040
He is a friend of Jaime Reyes.

2285
01:32:27,040 --> 01:32:28,600
After seeing monsters in the city,

2286
01:32:28,600 --> 01:32:31,400
OMAX takes control of Kevin and begins fighting.

2287
01:32:31,400 --> 01:32:33,760
Jaime convinces OMAX to help him against a real enemy,

2288
01:32:33,760 --> 01:32:35,040
and the OMAX agrees.

2289
01:32:35,040 --> 01:32:39,880
So basically this is like the New 52 version,

2290
01:32:39,880 --> 01:32:42,680
the horrible thing, the never-ending shadow

2291
01:32:42,680 --> 01:32:45,960
that DC has caused to come across itself.

2292
01:32:45,960 --> 01:32:48,920
So they made it way more fucking complicated than it'd be.

2293
01:32:49,800 --> 01:32:53,880
Like the original Brother Eye made more sense than this.

2294
01:32:53,880 --> 01:32:55,800
So, powers and ability.

2295
01:32:56,720 --> 01:32:59,720
Brother Eye can activate the virus in any infected person

2296
01:32:59,720 --> 01:33:02,240
at any time within planetary range.

2297
01:33:02,240 --> 01:33:05,040
Once activated, the person is covered in cybernetic armor

2298
01:33:05,040 --> 01:33:07,520
and becomes a thrall of Brother Eye's commands.

2299
01:33:07,520 --> 01:33:10,560
An OMAX unit has access to archives

2300
01:33:10,560 --> 01:33:13,000
on almost every metahuman on file,

2301
01:33:13,000 --> 01:33:15,080
and can simulate countermeasures to the powers

2302
01:33:15,080 --> 01:33:17,200
of a variety of superheroes and supervillains

2303
01:33:17,200 --> 01:33:20,080
for the purpose of targeting the weakness in the opponent.

2304
01:33:20,080 --> 01:33:23,200
Among the many inbuilt powers of the OMAX drone,

2305
01:33:23,200 --> 01:33:26,400
they possess flight, enhanced modular physical abilities

2306
01:33:26,400 --> 01:33:29,760
such as strength, speed, agility, reflexes, stamina, et cetera,

2307
01:33:29,760 --> 01:33:31,800
and firing various energy weapons

2308
01:33:31,800 --> 01:33:34,360
from its facial, chest, eye,

2309
01:33:34,360 --> 01:33:39,360
like it's got a good old chest face like Iron Man,

2310
01:33:39,440 --> 01:33:42,640
kinda laser blast, blah, and hands.

2311
01:33:43,880 --> 01:33:47,280
You always gotta have some hands with caustic,

2312
01:33:47,280 --> 01:33:49,280
concussive, or blinding effects.

2313
01:33:49,280 --> 01:33:51,400
So basically like an Iron Man suit.

2314
01:33:52,720 --> 01:33:55,920
In addition, the OMAX unit can metamorphose

2315
01:33:55,920 --> 01:33:59,840
into their nanobionic forms into various shapes and sizes,

2316
01:33:59,840 --> 01:34:02,440
i.e. being able to change and alter extremities

2317
01:34:02,440 --> 01:34:04,160
using limbs as pincers and razor blades,

2318
01:34:04,160 --> 01:34:06,080
or even self-regenerating canary,

2319
01:34:07,360 --> 01:34:09,960
recombine upon and atop one another

2320
01:34:09,960 --> 01:34:11,400
to take on gigantic proportions

2321
01:34:11,400 --> 01:34:12,880
as well as interface with technology

2322
01:34:12,880 --> 01:34:15,160
using onboard micro-machinery.

2323
01:34:15,160 --> 01:34:17,680
Said drones can also repurpose their micro-tech

2324
01:34:17,680 --> 01:34:19,160
towards disabling and simulating

2325
01:34:19,160 --> 01:34:22,400
the advanced technology capabilities of innovative creation

2326
01:34:22,400 --> 01:34:24,840
such as the protective shielding of Themyscira.

2327
01:34:24,840 --> 01:34:27,440
So that's how they got into Themyscira originally.

2328
01:34:27,440 --> 01:34:28,920
They integrated into their shield,

2329
01:34:28,920 --> 01:34:33,920
they just waited until they were integrated enough

2330
01:34:35,440 --> 01:34:37,480
to be able to just seep right in.

2331
01:34:37,480 --> 01:34:39,080
Basically, yeah.

2332
01:34:39,080 --> 01:34:41,960
Kinda like the replicators in Stargate.

2333
01:34:41,960 --> 01:34:43,280
You know how I would've done it?

2334
01:34:43,280 --> 01:34:45,520
I would've probably changed their abilities a little bit.

2335
01:34:45,520 --> 01:34:47,240
So when they integrated into the shielding

2336
01:34:47,240 --> 01:34:51,080
of the Themyscira, they wouldn't form over rain.

2337
01:34:51,080 --> 01:34:53,840
They'd just start dropping like raindrops.

2338
01:34:53,840 --> 01:34:57,320
And then before the Themysciras knew what was going on,

2339
01:34:57,320 --> 01:34:59,440
they were coming out of the, the puzzles were starting

2340
01:34:59,440 --> 01:35:01,520
to morph into the actual robots again.

2341
01:35:01,520 --> 01:35:02,360
That would be a good idea.

2342
01:35:02,360 --> 01:35:03,200
They'd be like, what the fuck?

2343
01:35:03,200 --> 01:35:05,960
They turn around like in just like a field of rain.

2344
01:35:05,960 --> 01:35:07,880
Like they started coming up out of the grass.

2345
01:35:07,880 --> 01:35:08,960
That's omax, you know?

2346
01:35:08,960 --> 01:35:09,880
Starting to form.

2347
01:35:09,880 --> 01:35:10,920
That'd be a good idea though.

2348
01:35:10,920 --> 01:35:14,000
I know, I'm a coding literary, I'm a story genius now.

2349
01:35:15,480 --> 01:35:17,880
Their function is the application of nanotechnology

2350
01:35:17,880 --> 01:35:20,400
to simulate the weakness of an opposing supernatural

2351
01:35:20,400 --> 01:35:24,400
or super-powered being whilst disdaining and dispatching them.

2352
01:35:24,400 --> 01:35:28,040
Such a shooting fire projecting needles

2353
01:35:28,040 --> 01:35:30,120
of artificial cellios.

2354
01:35:30,120 --> 01:35:32,520
So basically fake wood against Alan Scott.

2355
01:35:33,880 --> 01:35:35,040
Which they did.

2356
01:35:35,040 --> 01:35:36,160
They created fake wood.

2357
01:35:36,160 --> 01:35:37,080
Fake wood at him?

2358
01:35:37,080 --> 01:35:38,920
It's like a baseball bat across his dome.

2359
01:35:38,920 --> 01:35:41,520
Because it was an approximation of his weakness to wood.

2360
01:35:41,520 --> 01:35:45,480
So they created cellios, the material of wood.

2361
01:35:46,400 --> 01:35:48,000
That almost sucked for him.

2362
01:35:48,000 --> 01:35:49,280
I bet it did.

2363
01:35:49,280 --> 01:35:50,920
Dispensing flame-retarding foam,

2364
01:35:50,920 --> 01:35:53,320
even one simulating Shazam's lightning power,

2365
01:35:53,320 --> 01:35:55,880
forcing Mary Marvel to revert to her human form.

2366
01:35:55,880 --> 01:35:58,600
Oh wow, so they're basically like those,

2367
01:35:58,600 --> 01:35:59,520
well I guess they did it first,

2368
01:35:59,520 --> 01:36:04,040
but they're like the sentinels from the actual movie,

2369
01:36:04,040 --> 01:36:04,880
Days of Future Gone.

2370
01:36:04,880 --> 01:36:07,240
Because they would transform into whatever they needed to be.

2371
01:36:07,240 --> 01:36:08,560
Yep.

2372
01:36:08,560 --> 01:36:11,040
It can disable the Eradicator effortlessly.

2373
01:36:11,040 --> 01:36:13,920
So the Superman character, the Eradicator.

2374
01:36:14,880 --> 01:36:15,880
Remember him.

2375
01:36:15,880 --> 01:36:17,280
He's the one that had the yellow visor

2376
01:36:17,280 --> 01:36:19,240
during that Reign of Superman series.

2377
01:36:20,280 --> 01:36:23,080
The fucking leather jacket, is that him?

2378
01:36:23,080 --> 01:36:23,920
That was the Superboy.

2379
01:36:23,920 --> 01:36:24,760
Okay.

2380
01:36:24,760 --> 01:36:26,280
The Eradicator is the one that always wore

2381
01:36:26,280 --> 01:36:29,400
a yellow visor thing, like over his eyes.

2382
01:36:29,400 --> 01:36:31,680
But he was the one that...

2383
01:36:31,680 --> 01:36:34,640
The one that blew up and destroyed the city?

2384
01:36:34,640 --> 01:36:36,480
No, that was Cyborg Superman.

2385
01:36:36,480 --> 01:36:37,320
Wow.

2386
01:36:38,520 --> 01:36:40,720
There's so many different Superman that happened.

2387
01:36:40,720 --> 01:36:42,880
Blue and Red Superman too, I remember those two.

2388
01:36:42,880 --> 01:36:47,440
Like after the death of Superman though.

2389
01:36:47,440 --> 01:36:50,360
They sure went crazy with the storylines.

2390
01:36:50,360 --> 01:36:54,760
Yeah, let's see here.

2391
01:36:56,520 --> 01:36:58,120
Let me show you a picture of him.

2392
01:37:00,920 --> 01:37:03,400
Trying to find one of the old pictures though.

2393
01:37:03,400 --> 01:37:04,240
Oh, here we go.

2394
01:37:05,160 --> 01:37:06,080
The Eradicator.

2395
01:37:07,360 --> 01:37:09,000
Oh, he was like the more serious one.

2396
01:37:09,000 --> 01:37:10,080
Yes. Yeah, okay.

2397
01:37:10,080 --> 01:37:12,200
But not the Cyborg Superman version.

2398
01:37:12,200 --> 01:37:14,520
Because the Cyborg Superman version looked very close

2399
01:37:14,520 --> 01:37:16,440
to just a normal Superman at the time.

2400
01:37:16,440 --> 01:37:18,520
Then they started getting like little pieces of him

2401
01:37:18,520 --> 01:37:19,560
like broken, right?

2402
01:37:19,560 --> 01:37:21,880
Yeah, and he started showing more metallic

2403
01:37:21,880 --> 01:37:22,720
and stuff like that.

2404
01:37:22,720 --> 01:37:23,880
Yeah.

2405
01:37:23,880 --> 01:37:25,360
So basically the same.

2406
01:37:25,360 --> 01:37:27,000
They took out the Eradicator though,

2407
01:37:27,000 --> 01:37:29,520
since he's somewhat machinery programming.

2408
01:37:29,520 --> 01:37:30,440
Yeah.

2409
01:37:30,440 --> 01:37:33,400
The only weakness an OMAG has is that of its human

2410
01:37:33,400 --> 01:37:36,160
beneath its shell, intended as a deterrent

2411
01:37:36,160 --> 01:37:38,440
to prevent heroes from using lethal force against them.

2412
01:37:38,440 --> 01:37:39,280
Smart.

2413
01:37:39,280 --> 01:37:40,120
Yeah.

2414
01:37:40,120 --> 01:37:42,680
The OMAGs are dependent on their assessment

2415
01:37:42,680 --> 01:37:44,360
of individual heroes and villains.

2416
01:37:44,360 --> 01:37:45,640
When fighting multiple opponents,

2417
01:37:45,640 --> 01:37:48,240
they require a few seconds to adapt other countermeasures

2418
01:37:48,240 --> 01:37:50,440
for each meta in question.

2419
01:37:50,440 --> 01:37:54,360
Atom Smasher was able to stop an OMAG from attacking the JSA

2420
01:37:54,360 --> 01:37:57,680
by stomping it before we could assess its threat level.

2421
01:37:57,680 --> 01:37:58,520
So.

2422
01:37:58,520 --> 01:38:00,000
So you just gotta hit them before they can think.

2423
01:38:00,000 --> 01:38:00,840
Yep.

2424
01:38:00,840 --> 01:38:03,400
OMAGs are also very vulnerable to Mr. Terrific,

2425
01:38:03,400 --> 01:38:05,840
as he cannot be detected by technology.

2426
01:38:05,840 --> 01:38:08,480
Which I didn't realize that was one of his abilities.

2427
01:38:08,480 --> 01:38:09,800
Technology can't detect him.

2428
01:38:09,800 --> 01:38:12,880
There's a comic book, I saw a comic strip a while back

2429
01:38:12,880 --> 01:38:17,560
of a Wildcat getting like energy from Nova.

2430
01:38:17,560 --> 01:38:20,520
He's like, Nova, I don't know if this is the character,

2431
01:38:20,520 --> 01:38:24,240
but he energized a Wildcat with his own hands, right?

2432
01:38:24,240 --> 01:38:25,080
Mm-hmm.

2433
01:38:25,080 --> 01:38:27,560
He let them lay a fucking right hook on somebody

2434
01:38:27,560 --> 01:38:29,680
with all the Nova energy behind it.

2435
01:38:29,680 --> 01:38:30,520
Oh, fuck.

2436
01:38:30,520 --> 01:38:31,360
He's like, give me just enough to,

2437
01:38:31,360 --> 01:38:32,960
let me finish this fight, and he starts fucking

2438
01:38:32,960 --> 01:38:35,400
just sock someone in the fucking face.

2439
01:38:35,400 --> 01:38:38,320
I was like, damn, I gotta find that comic book.

2440
01:38:38,320 --> 01:38:40,520
Because they're both, I guess, on their last legs.

2441
01:38:40,520 --> 01:38:41,360
Yeah.

2442
01:38:41,360 --> 01:38:42,200
I was like, Nova, give me some power,

2443
01:38:42,200 --> 01:38:44,720
and he juices up his hands, you can see him glowing.

2444
01:38:44,720 --> 01:38:48,440
And like, with the heavyweight boxer level punching power,

2445
01:38:48,440 --> 01:38:51,640
also with actual power, with actual fucking energy.

2446
01:38:52,600 --> 01:38:54,760
But having the know-how of actual strikes.

2447
01:38:54,760 --> 01:38:56,880
He's just like, fucking, I'm assuming he just came over

2448
01:38:56,880 --> 01:38:59,080
and just fucking slammed someone in the face.

2449
01:39:00,520 --> 01:39:02,200
I'll see if I can find something on that.

2450
01:39:02,200 --> 01:39:03,040
Cool.

2451
01:39:03,040 --> 01:39:04,600
Next time.

2452
01:39:04,600 --> 01:39:06,000
And last little bit though,

2453
01:39:06,000 --> 01:39:07,720
because the rest of it goes into Remack,

2454
01:39:07,720 --> 01:39:08,560
which is a weird.

2455
01:39:08,560 --> 01:39:09,520
Cremack.

2456
01:39:09,520 --> 01:39:11,320
The whole thing with him again.

2457
01:39:11,320 --> 01:39:13,760
But there was also a time in Superman, Batman series,

2458
01:39:13,760 --> 01:39:16,160
where Brainiac temporarily occupies a prototype

2459
01:39:16,160 --> 01:39:20,080
of an OMAC drone to make use of its nanovirus technology.

2460
01:39:20,080 --> 01:39:22,880
So that way he basically could rebuild himself again.

2461
01:39:22,880 --> 01:39:25,240
As Brainiac tends to play on back.

2462
01:39:26,280 --> 01:39:27,120
Alrighty.

2463
01:39:27,960 --> 01:39:30,080
Next segment that we got.

2464
01:39:30,080 --> 01:39:32,160
This was also an idea from Noa.

2465
01:39:32,160 --> 01:39:34,200
These are the richest comic book characters

2466
01:39:34,200 --> 01:39:35,800
from both DC and Marvel.

2467
01:39:35,800 --> 01:39:36,640
Awesome.

2468
01:39:36,640 --> 01:39:39,640
So for DC, we start at number 15.

2469
01:39:40,600 --> 01:39:41,440
Star Sapphire.

2470
01:39:42,600 --> 01:39:43,600
Star Sapphire?

2471
01:39:43,600 --> 01:39:44,440
Yeah.

2472
01:39:44,440 --> 01:39:45,840
Who's that?

2473
01:39:45,840 --> 01:39:46,680
Ferris.

2474
01:39:47,480 --> 01:39:51,000
The lady that was a love interest of Hal Jordan

2475
01:39:51,000 --> 01:39:52,600
at one point.

2476
01:39:52,600 --> 01:39:56,920
So she is approximately worth about $1 billion.

2477
01:39:56,920 --> 01:39:58,080
Just like me?

2478
01:39:58,080 --> 01:39:59,480
Yes.

2479
01:39:59,480 --> 01:40:00,360
They have a lot of money.

2480
01:40:00,360 --> 01:40:03,000
Her first appearance is showcase number 22.

2481
01:40:03,000 --> 01:40:05,240
Her source of wealth is Ferris Air.

2482
01:40:05,240 --> 01:40:06,400
Oh, that girl, okay.

2483
01:40:06,400 --> 01:40:07,240
Yeah.

2484
01:40:07,240 --> 01:40:09,160
So people often forget that Ferris Aircraft,

2485
01:40:09,160 --> 01:40:11,000
the experimental aircraft manufacturer

2486
01:40:11,000 --> 01:40:12,240
that once employed Hal Jordan,

2487
01:40:12,240 --> 01:40:15,160
AKA the first Green Lantern Corps member of Earth.

2488
01:40:15,160 --> 01:40:17,760
Ferris Air is one of the leading aircraft manufacturers

2489
01:40:17,760 --> 01:40:20,720
on Earth and has had several government contracts.

2490
01:40:20,720 --> 01:40:23,200
Carol Ferris, which is what her actual name is,

2491
01:40:23,200 --> 01:40:24,760
inherited the company from her father.

2492
01:40:24,760 --> 01:40:27,120
And Ferris Air could be compared to an aircraft company

2493
01:40:27,120 --> 01:40:29,240
like Boeing in the real world.

2494
01:40:29,240 --> 01:40:31,840
Minus the consistent failings in planes.

2495
01:40:31,840 --> 01:40:33,400
Yes, basically.

2496
01:40:33,400 --> 01:40:34,920
I don't know if it wasn't for Hal,

2497
01:40:34,920 --> 01:40:37,320
there was a bunch of people that would have died.

2498
01:40:38,680 --> 01:40:40,800
Next up we have Power Girl.

2499
01:40:40,800 --> 01:40:41,840
Power Girl?

2500
01:40:41,840 --> 01:40:42,680
Yes.

2501
01:40:42,680 --> 01:40:44,960
Isn't she the one with the tiny apartment?

2502
01:40:44,960 --> 01:40:45,800
And what are the issue?

2503
01:40:45,800 --> 01:40:47,280
The comic books runs at hers?

2504
01:40:47,280 --> 01:40:48,680
Somewhat, yeah.

2505
01:40:48,680 --> 01:40:52,120
So Power Girl is worth about a billion dollars.

2506
01:40:52,120 --> 01:40:54,200
Oh, fuck, what?

2507
01:40:54,200 --> 01:40:56,040
Starware Industries.

2508
01:40:56,040 --> 01:40:56,880
Underwear?

2509
01:40:58,200 --> 01:41:01,160
It's like a Victoria's Secret.

2510
01:41:01,160 --> 01:41:03,120
No, Power Girl of the Justice Society

2511
01:41:03,120 --> 01:41:04,840
started her own technology firm

2512
01:41:04,840 --> 01:41:06,920
in the pre-Flashpoint DC universe.

2513
01:41:06,920 --> 01:41:07,760
Okay.

2514
01:41:07,760 --> 01:41:10,120
And this was a more or less continued in the new 52

2515
01:41:10,120 --> 01:41:14,320
where she and Huntress came over to prime Earth from Earth 2.

2516
01:41:14,320 --> 01:41:15,680
And some of Power Girl's comics,

2517
01:41:15,680 --> 01:41:18,280
readers learned that her dealings with Holt Industries,

2518
01:41:18,280 --> 01:41:20,960
DC Comics, never stated how much she's worth,

2519
01:41:20,960 --> 01:41:22,400
but comic readers can assume

2520
01:41:22,400 --> 01:41:24,400
that she is on the same level as Holt.

2521
01:41:24,400 --> 01:41:26,840
Some of Power Girl's wealth

2522
01:41:26,840 --> 01:41:30,000
came from some of the various alien and advanced tech

2523
01:41:30,000 --> 01:41:32,600
caches that she and Huntress rated

2524
01:41:32,600 --> 01:41:33,880
on their journey from Earth 2.

2525
01:41:33,880 --> 01:41:34,720
That's smart.

2526
01:41:34,720 --> 01:41:35,540
Yeah.

2527
01:41:35,540 --> 01:41:39,520
So they actually had a little bit of an intelligence there.

2528
01:41:39,520 --> 01:41:41,320
Power Girl obviously first appeared

2529
01:41:41,320 --> 01:41:43,840
in All-Star Comics Volume 1, number 58.

2530
01:41:45,600 --> 01:41:47,440
Next up we have Mr. Terrific.

2531
01:41:47,440 --> 01:41:48,520
Mr. Terrific.

2532
01:41:48,520 --> 01:41:49,480
Did you know he first appeared

2533
01:41:49,480 --> 01:41:51,720
in Spectre Volume 3, number 54?

2534
01:41:51,720 --> 01:41:52,560
I do now.

2535
01:41:52,560 --> 01:41:53,400
Like out of all things.

2536
01:41:53,400 --> 01:41:55,560
Yeah, that's a random comic book.

2537
01:41:55,560 --> 01:41:56,840
Yes.

2538
01:41:56,840 --> 01:41:59,600
He is also worth about one billion dollars.

2539
01:41:59,600 --> 01:42:02,080
I wonder what it's like to be worth a billion dollars.

2540
01:42:03,000 --> 01:42:04,720
Guess we could ask Elon.

2541
01:42:04,720 --> 01:42:08,160
Like, listen, like, honestly, like, just like,

2542
01:42:08,160 --> 01:42:11,440
you can't go out in public, get fucking kidnapped.

2543
01:42:11,440 --> 01:42:14,440
I mean, what, Trump is worth six something like that?

2544
01:42:14,440 --> 01:42:15,260
Billion?

2545
01:42:15,260 --> 01:42:16,100
I don't know.

2546
01:42:16,100 --> 01:42:18,120
Like just billionaires in general, like,

2547
01:42:18,120 --> 01:42:18,960
it's a lot of money.

2548
01:42:18,960 --> 01:42:19,780
Must be fun.

2549
01:42:21,320 --> 01:42:22,920
I could probably be a billionaire.

2550
01:42:25,920 --> 01:42:27,720
Mr. Terrific, he gets his source of wealth

2551
01:42:27,720 --> 01:42:30,360
from Holt Industries and Terrifatech.

2552
01:42:30,360 --> 01:42:31,960
Holt Industries again?

2553
01:42:31,960 --> 01:42:32,880
He's the last one?

2554
01:42:32,880 --> 01:42:34,480
He is the owner of Holt Industries.

2555
01:42:34,480 --> 01:42:35,880
Oh, okay, he's the man.

2556
01:42:35,880 --> 01:42:38,840
So Michael, his real name is Michael Holt.

2557
01:42:38,840 --> 01:42:39,880
So it's Holt Industries.

2558
01:42:39,880 --> 01:42:41,680
Okay, what's he worth?

2559
01:42:41,680 --> 01:42:42,520
One billion.

2560
01:42:42,520 --> 01:42:43,340
One billion too.

2561
01:42:43,340 --> 01:42:44,640
That's why they consider him and Power Girl

2562
01:42:44,640 --> 01:42:46,080
to have about the same equivalency

2563
01:42:46,080 --> 01:42:48,440
because both of their companies are about the same size.

2564
01:42:48,440 --> 01:42:50,620
So it's never stated how much she's worth,

2565
01:42:50,620 --> 01:42:52,200
but they know how much he's worth.

2566
01:42:52,200 --> 01:42:53,040
So.

2567
01:42:53,040 --> 01:42:54,680
Like, I wonder how much money, like, okay,

2568
01:42:54,680 --> 01:42:57,160
so a billionaire's got, he's net worth is a billion dollars,

2569
01:42:57,160 --> 01:42:58,000
right? Yes.

2570
01:42:58,000 --> 01:43:00,160
But how much money can he have on hand, you know?

2571
01:43:00,160 --> 01:43:01,640
I wouldn't assume it'd be a billion.

2572
01:43:01,640 --> 01:43:04,200
It'd probably be a couple million, maybe.

2573
01:43:04,200 --> 01:43:06,320
Because everything else is gonna be in investments

2574
01:43:06,320 --> 01:43:08,640
and like holdings and stuff like that.

2575
01:43:08,640 --> 01:43:10,640
It's not gonna be like liquid cash.

2576
01:43:10,640 --> 01:43:11,480
Like it's never gonna be like,

2577
01:43:11,480 --> 01:43:13,000
you can't just pull a billion dollars.

2578
01:43:13,000 --> 01:43:13,820
No.

2579
01:43:13,820 --> 01:43:14,660
Because people assume.

2580
01:43:14,660 --> 01:43:15,500
No.

2581
01:43:15,500 --> 01:43:17,960
So Michael Holt is an Olympic gold medal winner,

2582
01:43:17,960 --> 01:43:20,920
having 14 PhDs and is a brilliant inventor.

2583
01:43:20,920 --> 01:43:22,800
God damn, 14 PhDs?

2584
01:43:22,800 --> 01:43:23,640
Yeah.

2585
01:43:23,640 --> 01:43:25,000
I can barely get my GED.

2586
01:43:25,000 --> 01:43:26,880
He accomplished all of these milestones

2587
01:43:26,880 --> 01:43:28,840
before he became Mr. Terrific.

2588
01:43:28,840 --> 01:43:30,600
The third smartest man in the world

2589
01:43:30,600 --> 01:43:32,240
made his fortune with Holt Industries.

2590
01:43:32,240 --> 01:43:33,080
Third smartest man?

2591
01:43:33,080 --> 01:43:33,920
Mm-hmm.

2592
01:43:33,920 --> 01:43:34,760
A high tech company.

2593
01:43:34,760 --> 01:43:35,600
Holt's one and two.

2594
01:43:36,640 --> 01:43:37,480
I think.

2595
01:43:39,000 --> 01:43:40,560
Mr. Fantastic?

2596
01:43:40,560 --> 01:43:42,000
Even in there from the Marvel Universe,

2597
01:43:42,000 --> 01:43:43,460
he fucking seeps in.

2598
01:43:45,640 --> 01:43:48,720
Mr. Terrific eventually sold his company to Wainetech,

2599
01:43:48,720 --> 01:43:50,600
earning himself even more money.

2600
01:43:50,600 --> 01:43:51,440
Damn.

2601
01:43:51,440 --> 01:43:52,260
Yes.

2602
01:43:52,260 --> 01:43:53,960
So Mr. Terrific is a hero known for his gadgets,

2603
01:43:53,960 --> 01:43:56,880
most notably his T-spheres and T-mask.

2604
01:43:56,880 --> 01:43:59,400
He's focused on his tech more than being a hero.

2605
01:43:59,400 --> 01:44:04,400
He'd produce even more profit if he did that though.

2606
01:44:05,120 --> 01:44:06,400
So if he'd stop being a hero

2607
01:44:06,400 --> 01:44:08,640
and just focus more on tech, he'd be richer.

2608
01:44:09,640 --> 01:44:12,000
Still he continues to work with several major companies

2609
01:44:12,000 --> 01:44:13,920
and expanding to Riffitech

2610
01:44:13,920 --> 01:44:15,400
because he can't stop creating stuff.

2611
01:44:15,400 --> 01:44:16,240
Riffitech.

2612
01:44:16,240 --> 01:44:17,280
Riffitech.

2613
01:44:17,280 --> 01:44:20,480
So he sold Holt Industries and then created Riffitech.

2614
01:44:22,480 --> 01:44:24,560
Next up we have Russell Google.

2615
01:44:24,560 --> 01:44:25,880
Oh yeah, I guess he would be rich.

2616
01:44:25,880 --> 01:44:29,360
I mean, if he had been alive for a fucking million years,

2617
01:44:29,360 --> 01:44:31,800
and I was still broke as fuck, I'd be mad as hell.

2618
01:44:32,960 --> 01:44:35,000
He's worth about a billion.

2619
01:44:35,000 --> 01:44:36,560
Guess we haven't cut that billion yet.

2620
01:44:36,560 --> 01:44:38,800
Guess where he gets his money from.

2621
01:44:38,800 --> 01:44:40,680
Or what they consider why he gets his money.

2622
01:44:40,680 --> 01:44:42,000
So the slave trade, is he?

2623
01:44:42,000 --> 01:44:43,240
No, immortality.

2624
01:44:44,160 --> 01:44:45,720
Just being old makes him rich?

2625
01:44:45,720 --> 01:44:46,560
This is bullshit.

2626
01:44:46,560 --> 01:44:48,240
What, did he fucking just put some money in a bank

2627
01:44:48,240 --> 01:44:50,200
and just let it fucking get interest?

2628
01:44:52,520 --> 01:44:55,040
From immortality, what the fuck is he talking about?

2629
01:44:55,040 --> 01:44:57,760
And running an international assassinary?

2630
01:44:57,760 --> 01:45:00,480
I mean, I understand that if he's killing people for money.

2631
01:45:00,480 --> 01:45:01,320
Right.

2632
01:45:01,320 --> 01:45:02,160
Not just being old.

2633
01:45:03,040 --> 01:45:04,720
He gets his social security checks

2634
01:45:04,720 --> 01:45:06,360
and he reaches a billion dollars.

2635
01:45:07,360 --> 01:45:08,440
Like, fuck it up.

2636
01:45:09,640 --> 01:45:13,160
So basically Immortal Rathalool has several lifetimes

2637
01:45:13,160 --> 01:45:14,520
to build his vast wealth.

2638
01:45:14,520 --> 01:45:16,000
Because if you didn't, oh my God.

2639
01:45:16,000 --> 01:45:16,840
Yeah, I'd be like, what the,

2640
01:45:16,840 --> 01:45:18,880
I'm still living in a trailer park?

2641
01:45:18,880 --> 01:45:21,520
He's also been able to fund the League of Assassins

2642
01:45:21,520 --> 01:45:22,360
by doing this.

2643
01:45:24,720 --> 01:45:27,160
When he's not forming secret assassin organizations,

2644
01:45:27,160 --> 01:45:29,200
he spent many of his lifetimes collecting jewels,

2645
01:45:29,200 --> 01:45:32,000
treasures, priceless art, and antiques.

2646
01:45:32,000 --> 01:45:33,120
That's kinda how he got his money.

2647
01:45:33,120 --> 01:45:33,960
That's cash?

2648
01:45:33,960 --> 01:45:34,800
Yeah.

2649
01:45:34,800 --> 01:45:35,720
He'd just take a patent and then like,

2650
01:45:35,720 --> 01:45:37,560
hold onto it for a couple hundred years.

2651
01:45:37,560 --> 01:45:40,200
It's just worth like, $2.3 million.

2652
01:45:40,200 --> 01:45:43,400
He first appeared in Batman Volume 1, 232.

2653
01:45:43,400 --> 01:45:44,240
Okay.

2654
01:45:44,240 --> 01:45:45,080
So.

2655
01:45:45,080 --> 01:45:45,920
Detective.

2656
01:45:46,800 --> 01:45:48,480
Mr. Detective.

2657
01:45:48,480 --> 01:45:49,920
Yeah.

2658
01:45:49,920 --> 01:45:51,200
It just always calls him detective.

2659
01:45:51,200 --> 01:45:52,480
Yeah.

2660
01:45:52,480 --> 01:45:54,800
Next up we have Vandal Savage.

2661
01:45:54,800 --> 01:45:56,440
Vandal Savage, even older.

2662
01:45:56,440 --> 01:45:57,280
Yes.

2663
01:45:57,280 --> 01:46:00,680
Appeared firstly in Green Lantern Volume 1, Number 10.

2664
01:46:00,680 --> 01:46:01,760
So he's been around for a while.

2665
01:46:01,760 --> 01:46:03,320
Green Lantern, huh?

2666
01:46:03,320 --> 01:46:04,160
Yep.

2667
01:46:04,160 --> 01:46:05,000
Something interesting in the,

2668
01:46:05,000 --> 01:46:05,960
the places they pop out of it,

2669
01:46:05,960 --> 01:46:07,560
how like they've grown from that

2670
01:46:07,560 --> 01:46:10,160
into a different whole avenue in the universe.

2671
01:46:10,160 --> 01:46:11,520
His source?

2672
01:46:11,520 --> 01:46:12,360
Immortality.

2673
01:46:12,360 --> 01:46:13,200
Being old.

2674
01:46:13,200 --> 01:46:14,040
At all.

2675
01:46:14,040 --> 01:46:15,160
There's nothing aside.

2676
01:46:15,160 --> 01:46:16,000
Wow.

2677
01:46:16,000 --> 01:46:18,600
He doesn't run a League of Assassins or nothing.

2678
01:46:18,600 --> 01:46:19,800
He's just old.

2679
01:46:19,800 --> 01:46:21,120
He's worth about two billion.

2680
01:46:21,120 --> 01:46:21,960
So twice.

2681
01:46:21,960 --> 01:46:23,000
He finally broke a million.

2682
01:46:23,000 --> 01:46:23,840
A million.

2683
01:46:23,840 --> 01:46:25,560
Twice, Ross McGool.

2684
01:46:25,560 --> 01:46:26,400
Cause I'm even old.

2685
01:46:26,400 --> 01:46:27,240
I'm twice as old.

2686
01:46:27,240 --> 01:46:28,080
So I'm twice as rich.

2687
01:46:28,080 --> 01:46:28,920
Fuck you.

2688
01:46:28,920 --> 01:46:30,720
So Vandal Savage, like Ross McGool,

2689
01:46:30,720 --> 01:46:33,560
is an immortal who has had countless lifetimes

2690
01:46:33,560 --> 01:46:36,560
worth of time to amass a huge amount of wealth.

2691
01:46:36,560 --> 01:46:39,640
Vandal Savage was born Valdor Odg.

2692
01:46:39,640 --> 01:46:42,000
He's been working in Dollar General for like 50 years.

2693
01:46:42,000 --> 01:46:42,840
Ha ha ha.

2694
01:46:44,000 --> 01:46:44,840
He's a, okay.

2695
01:46:46,560 --> 01:46:49,920
Gained his power, his immortality from mysterious meteor

2696
01:46:49,920 --> 01:46:51,720
that nobody's ever been able to figure out since.

2697
01:46:51,720 --> 01:46:52,560
Oh yeah.

2698
01:46:52,560 --> 01:46:53,560
Like that someone made him a genius.

2699
01:46:53,560 --> 01:46:54,400
Yeah.

2700
01:46:54,400 --> 01:46:56,480
He didn't get in that level of sentience right.

2701
01:46:56,480 --> 01:46:57,320
When nobody else did.

2702
01:46:57,320 --> 01:46:59,680
So far above your own caveman brethren,

2703
01:46:59,680 --> 01:47:02,480
you're like, you guys are just dumb as bricks, aren't you?

2704
01:47:04,480 --> 01:47:05,640
Yeah.

2705
01:47:05,640 --> 01:47:08,080
He's worth a good amount though.

2706
01:47:08,080 --> 01:47:09,640
Next up we have Maxwell Lord

2707
01:47:09,640 --> 01:47:11,440
that we just talked about in our previous segment.

2708
01:47:11,440 --> 01:47:12,400
What number is he?

2709
01:47:14,000 --> 01:47:17,440
He would be, what number?

2710
01:47:21,960 --> 01:47:22,800
11.

2711
01:47:22,800 --> 01:47:24,200
Okay.

2712
01:47:24,200 --> 01:47:26,000
Not type 10 yet.

2713
01:47:26,000 --> 01:47:26,840
I'm not type 10 yet.

2714
01:47:26,840 --> 01:47:27,680
No, I forgot the number.

2715
01:47:27,680 --> 01:47:29,320
I'm so, it's all right.

2716
01:47:29,320 --> 01:47:31,000
It is what it is.

2717
01:47:31,000 --> 01:47:32,880
Maxwell Lord first appeared in Justice League

2718
01:47:32,880 --> 01:47:34,120
volume one, number one.

2719
01:47:36,120 --> 01:47:37,920
He is worth 3.8 billion.

2720
01:47:37,920 --> 01:47:39,240
3.8 billion, not enough money

2721
01:47:39,240 --> 01:47:41,120
to not break your fucking neck.

2722
01:47:41,120 --> 01:47:44,240
The best thing though, guess his source of wealth.

2723
01:47:44,240 --> 01:47:45,640
Immortality?

2724
01:47:45,640 --> 01:47:47,040
Inherited it from his dad.

2725
01:47:47,040 --> 01:47:47,880
Wow.

2726
01:47:49,000 --> 01:47:50,520
Got that daddy trust fund, huh?

2727
01:47:50,520 --> 01:47:51,360
Yeah, yeah, that's how you get it.

2728
01:47:51,360 --> 01:47:53,400
4.9 billion, damn.

2729
01:47:53,400 --> 01:47:54,240
Yeah.

2730
01:47:54,240 --> 01:47:56,240
Maxwell Lord is one of the most dangerous super villains

2731
01:47:56,240 --> 01:47:57,240
in the DC universe.

2732
01:47:57,240 --> 01:47:59,440
Really, he got his fucking neck broken.

2733
01:47:59,440 --> 01:48:00,280
I know.

2734
01:48:00,280 --> 01:48:01,800
He comes up with over the top schemes

2735
01:48:01,800 --> 01:48:03,320
like turning the Justice League into a team

2736
01:48:03,320 --> 01:48:05,480
that has power across multiple nations

2737
01:48:05,480 --> 01:48:08,240
and throws money at his problems until they go away.

2738
01:48:08,240 --> 01:48:09,720
So every rich person.

2739
01:48:09,720 --> 01:48:12,440
There was a game once where you played this character

2740
01:48:12,440 --> 01:48:14,360
and you literally just threw money.

2741
01:48:14,360 --> 01:48:15,680
Like that was one of the little buttons

2742
01:48:15,680 --> 01:48:18,680
you just throw a fucking bunch of cash at somebody.

2743
01:48:18,680 --> 01:48:20,360
She was fucking hilarious to watch.

2744
01:48:20,360 --> 01:48:22,240
The animation's ah, ah.

2745
01:48:22,240 --> 01:48:24,640
It's a fucking, throw like a whole fucking thing of money.

2746
01:48:24,640 --> 01:48:25,480
Ah!

2747
01:48:27,160 --> 01:48:31,040
He also, it continues his wealth through Checkmate,

2748
01:48:31,040 --> 01:48:33,080
the organization that he had.

2749
01:48:34,120 --> 01:48:36,240
Next one that we have is Sapphire.

2750
01:48:36,240 --> 01:48:37,080
Okay.

2751
01:48:38,080 --> 01:48:40,360
Who's Sapphire, is that Starfire's sister?

2752
01:48:41,640 --> 01:48:43,720
Forget that, that's, that's.

2753
01:48:43,720 --> 01:48:45,280
Sapphire Stag is her name.

2754
01:48:45,280 --> 01:48:46,560
Okay.

2755
01:48:46,560 --> 01:48:47,880
First appeared in The Brave and the Bold,

2756
01:48:47,880 --> 01:48:49,280
volume one, number 57.

2757
01:48:49,280 --> 01:48:52,880
She is worth four billion dollars.

2758
01:48:52,880 --> 01:48:53,920
God dang.

2759
01:48:53,920 --> 01:48:56,000
Because of Stag Enterprises,

2760
01:48:56,000 --> 01:48:56,920
until she got her money.

2761
01:48:56,920 --> 01:48:57,760
Good for her.

2762
01:48:57,760 --> 01:48:59,360
Stag Enterprises is once a major business

2763
01:48:59,360 --> 01:49:01,720
run by businessman Simon Stag.

2764
01:49:01,720 --> 01:49:04,040
Stag Enterprises has its hand in every kind of business

2765
01:49:04,040 --> 01:49:06,240
but specializes in research and development.

2766
01:49:06,240 --> 01:49:07,520
And pornography.

2767
01:49:07,520 --> 01:49:08,920
Can I know in the background?

2768
01:49:09,920 --> 01:49:13,960
Simon lost his life in an issue to The Terrifix.

2769
01:49:13,960 --> 01:49:16,280
Passing the company to his son, Sebastian,

2770
01:49:16,280 --> 01:49:19,080
after Sebastian revealed himself to be his supervillain though,

2771
01:49:19,080 --> 01:49:21,680
the business reverted to Sapphire Stag.

2772
01:49:21,680 --> 01:49:24,280
Isn't it, well, isn't the porn actually like 2.6 billion

2773
01:49:24,280 --> 01:49:25,240
dollars?

2774
01:49:25,240 --> 01:49:26,920
But everyone watches porn on free sites,

2775
01:49:26,920 --> 01:49:28,440
so where are they getting this money from?

2776
01:49:28,440 --> 01:49:29,280
I know.

2777
01:49:29,280 --> 01:49:32,080
Where you get your 2.6 billion dollars, god dang.

2778
01:49:32,080 --> 01:49:32,920
Ads.

2779
01:49:32,920 --> 01:49:34,160
I guess it just adds up.

2780
01:49:35,040 --> 01:49:37,760
Basically, Sapphire gained fame for being

2781
01:49:37,760 --> 01:49:39,760
Justice League Metamorphos girlfriend.

2782
01:49:39,760 --> 01:49:40,600
That's it?

2783
01:49:40,600 --> 01:49:41,480
Yeah.

2784
01:49:41,480 --> 01:49:44,600
That's how Metamorphos, you have a little bit of money.

2785
01:49:44,600 --> 01:49:46,000
You got that sugar mama.

2786
01:49:46,000 --> 01:49:46,840
Exactly.

2787
01:49:46,840 --> 01:49:49,920
Next up we have Blue Beetle.

2788
01:49:49,920 --> 01:49:52,480
First appeared in Captain Atom, volume 183.

2789
01:49:52,480 --> 01:49:54,440
Was it Ted Korg and not Jaime Reyes?

2790
01:49:54,440 --> 01:49:55,280
Yes.

2791
01:49:57,280 --> 01:49:59,320
Jaime's broke as fuck.

2792
01:49:59,320 --> 01:50:01,200
Yes, it's Ted Korg then.

2793
01:50:01,200 --> 01:50:03,840
If they did Jaime Reyes like they did Spider-Man,

2794
01:50:03,840 --> 01:50:06,000
he'd be a lot more popular character.

2795
01:50:06,000 --> 01:50:08,560
Like if they gave him those same sort of like

2796
01:50:08,560 --> 01:50:11,360
situational problems where like he's probably broke,

2797
01:50:11,360 --> 01:50:16,360
he's always trying to like balance saving people

2798
01:50:16,360 --> 01:50:20,280
and the city with trying to stay right with his girlfriend,

2799
01:50:20,280 --> 01:50:21,240
his family life.

2800
01:50:21,240 --> 01:50:22,080
Yeah.

2801
01:50:22,080 --> 01:50:22,920
Like trying to eat.

2802
01:50:22,920 --> 01:50:25,760
Let me write Jaime Reyes, I'll make him a fucking

2803
01:50:25,760 --> 01:50:27,120
AAA superhero.

2804
01:50:27,120 --> 01:50:28,760
Guess it's worth it.

2805
01:50:28,760 --> 01:50:31,200
Ted Korg, 5.3.

2806
01:50:31,200 --> 01:50:32,760
Five, five billion.

2807
01:50:32,760 --> 01:50:33,760
I'm bad, I'm bad.

2808
01:50:33,760 --> 01:50:36,360
Gets a source from, or at least when he was alive,

2809
01:50:36,360 --> 01:50:38,480
got a source of wealth from Korg Industries.

2810
01:50:38,480 --> 01:50:39,640
Yeah.

2811
01:50:39,640 --> 01:50:41,720
Brilliant scientists using their genius

2812
01:50:41,720 --> 01:50:43,440
to build corporations and make billions

2813
01:50:43,440 --> 01:50:45,320
is pretty much a common occurrence in DC Comics.

2814
01:50:45,320 --> 01:50:48,240
Ted Korg reluctantly took control of Korg Industries

2815
01:50:48,240 --> 01:50:50,280
following the death of his father and uses the business

2816
01:50:50,280 --> 01:50:52,560
to invent and experiment on new tech

2817
01:50:52,560 --> 01:50:54,000
that he uses as Blue Beetle.

2818
01:50:54,000 --> 01:50:54,840
Smart man.

2819
01:50:54,840 --> 01:50:55,840
So a copy of Wayne.

2820
01:50:55,840 --> 01:50:57,480
Basically, yeah.

2821
01:50:57,480 --> 01:50:59,260
Next up we have Green Arrow.

2822
01:50:59,260 --> 01:51:01,160
Green, oh yeah, I forgot Oliver,

2823
01:51:01,160 --> 01:51:02,880
I forgot his last name.

2824
01:51:02,880 --> 01:51:03,720
Queen.

2825
01:51:03,720 --> 01:51:04,960
Oliver Queen is actually rich,

2826
01:51:04,960 --> 01:51:06,160
keep forgetting that.

2827
01:51:06,160 --> 01:51:07,200
Worth seven billion.

2828
01:51:07,200 --> 01:51:08,560
Seven billion dollars.

2829
01:51:08,560 --> 01:51:11,760
Two billion more than Ted Korg.

2830
01:51:11,760 --> 01:51:15,400
Gets a source of wealth from Queen Industries.

2831
01:51:15,400 --> 01:51:17,720
Oliver Queen was already fortunate enough

2832
01:51:17,720 --> 01:51:19,880
to be born into a billion dollar corporate dynasty,

2833
01:51:19,880 --> 01:51:20,720
Queen Industries,

2834
01:51:20,720 --> 01:51:22,800
but he also spends his days saving the world

2835
01:51:22,800 --> 01:51:24,000
as Green Arrow.

2836
01:51:24,000 --> 01:51:25,520
In a world filled with godlike beings,

2837
01:51:25,520 --> 01:51:28,520
Green Arrow faces danger with nothing but a bow and an arrow.

2838
01:51:31,760 --> 01:51:32,600
Like a hawk man.

2839
01:51:35,240 --> 01:51:39,320
All right, next up we have Ozymandias.

2840
01:51:39,320 --> 01:51:40,660
Ozymandias, huh?

2841
01:51:40,660 --> 01:51:42,300
Yep.

2842
01:51:42,300 --> 01:51:44,080
Ozymandias was?

2843
01:51:44,080 --> 01:51:45,520
From Watchmen.

2844
01:51:45,520 --> 01:51:46,360
Oh.

2845
01:51:46,360 --> 01:51:47,280
Watchmen volume one one.

2846
01:51:47,280 --> 01:51:49,080
Is he still part of, I guess he is now DC.

2847
01:51:49,080 --> 01:51:51,880
Technically DC now.

2848
01:51:51,880 --> 01:51:54,280
Veit Enterprises is where he gets his wealth from.

2849
01:51:54,280 --> 01:51:56,080
He's worth seven billion as well.

2850
01:51:57,000 --> 01:51:58,600
There's a lot of multi-billion dollar companies

2851
01:51:58,600 --> 01:51:59,440
on this list.

2852
01:51:59,440 --> 01:52:00,280
Billionaires, man.

2853
01:52:00,280 --> 01:52:01,400
Man, that must be nice.

2854
01:52:02,920 --> 01:52:04,080
You know eventually we're gonna,

2855
01:52:04,080 --> 01:52:07,440
like it's gonna get to the point of like a trillionaires.

2856
01:52:07,440 --> 01:52:09,040
Like a couple hundred years from now,

2857
01:52:09,040 --> 01:52:11,480
there'll be two of us again doing a podcast

2858
01:52:11,480 --> 01:52:13,320
talking about like the richest DC characters,

2859
01:52:13,320 --> 01:52:14,680
like trillionaires.

2860
01:52:14,680 --> 01:52:18,200
Well, like some of the other interests on the list,

2861
01:52:18,200 --> 01:52:20,660
Adrian Veit was born into a wealthy family,

2862
01:52:20,660 --> 01:52:22,480
but what makes him interesting is the fact

2863
01:52:22,480 --> 01:52:23,640
that he gave it away,

2864
01:52:23,640 --> 01:52:26,360
he gave away his entire inheritance to charity.

2865
01:52:26,360 --> 01:52:27,880
Didn't he like just get it again?

2866
01:52:27,880 --> 01:52:28,720
Starting with nothing.

2867
01:52:28,720 --> 01:52:29,540
Oh, good smart.

2868
01:52:29,540 --> 01:52:32,960
Starting with nothing, Adrian then used his extraordinary

2869
01:52:32,960 --> 01:52:35,300
levels of IQ and intelligence to become even wealthier

2870
01:52:35,300 --> 01:52:36,140
than he was before.

2871
01:52:36,140 --> 01:52:36,960
What am I gonna do now?

2872
01:52:36,960 --> 01:52:39,160
Using my extraordinary levels of intelligence

2873
01:52:39,160 --> 01:52:40,560
to get wealthier than before.

2874
01:52:42,520 --> 01:52:44,560
Veit is the smartest person on the planet.

2875
01:52:44,560 --> 01:52:45,400
Yep.

2876
01:52:45,400 --> 01:52:46,720
Runs a multi-billion dollar corporation

2877
01:52:46,720 --> 01:52:49,360
and uses his money for the greater good.

2878
01:52:49,360 --> 01:52:51,860
If it wasn't for the murder of over three million people

2879
01:52:51,860 --> 01:52:54,760
in New York City, Adrian's story would have been

2880
01:52:54,760 --> 01:52:55,720
one of his projects.

2881
01:52:55,720 --> 01:52:58,800
Yeah, he did kind of go the super villain route.

2882
01:52:58,800 --> 01:53:00,520
But since it's DC technically,

2883
01:53:00,520 --> 01:53:02,920
but it's a different version of it.

2884
01:53:02,920 --> 01:53:04,680
All right, this is a multiverse, I guess it still counts.

2885
01:53:04,680 --> 01:53:06,200
Yeah, but I'm just saying it's not like

2886
01:53:06,200 --> 01:53:08,720
the Bruce Wayne world.

2887
01:53:08,720 --> 01:53:11,240
The next one we have is the Bat Family.

2888
01:53:11,240 --> 01:53:12,560
All Bat Family?

2889
01:53:12,560 --> 01:53:13,680
Just the Bat Family, right?

2890
01:53:13,680 --> 01:53:14,520
Nightwing.

2891
01:53:14,520 --> 01:53:15,340
So individually.

2892
01:53:15,340 --> 01:53:17,180
$33,000.

2893
01:53:17,180 --> 01:53:19,200
There were $10 billion each.

2894
01:53:19,200 --> 01:53:20,040
Each of them?

2895
01:53:20,040 --> 01:53:20,880
Yeah.

2896
01:53:20,880 --> 01:53:21,720
Fuck.

2897
01:53:21,720 --> 01:53:22,640
You know how they got their source of wealth?

2898
01:53:22,640 --> 01:53:23,580
Bruce's will.

2899
01:53:25,400 --> 01:53:27,080
So being Batman is a dangerous job,

2900
01:53:27,080 --> 01:53:28,320
Bruce Wayne could die at any point.

2901
01:53:28,320 --> 01:53:30,780
And at that wealth, it has to go somewhere.

2902
01:53:30,780 --> 01:53:35,160
So it went to people like Batwoman, Huntress, Catwoman.

2903
01:53:35,160 --> 01:53:37,920
Imagine getting a fucking letter in the mail,

2904
01:53:37,920 --> 01:53:39,880
Batman considered you family, here's a billion dollars.

2905
01:53:39,880 --> 01:53:41,640
Oh shit.

2906
01:53:41,640 --> 01:53:44,520
Yeah, he gave it to Nightwing, Batgirl, Tim Drake,

2907
01:53:44,520 --> 01:53:45,840
Damien Wayne and others.

2908
01:53:45,840 --> 01:53:47,400
Wait, so each of them got $10 million or?

2909
01:53:47,400 --> 01:53:48,640
$10 billion each.

2910
01:53:49,680 --> 01:53:52,520
So this makes Batman like the richest fuck.

2911
01:53:52,520 --> 01:53:54,600
So next up on the list, we have Black Adam.

2912
01:53:54,600 --> 01:53:55,440
Okay.

2913
01:53:55,440 --> 01:53:57,040
Black Adam first appeared in Marvel Family,

2914
01:53:57,040 --> 01:53:58,280
volume one, number one.

2915
01:53:59,480 --> 01:54:01,120
He's worth $12 billion.

2916
01:54:01,120 --> 01:54:01,960
Dwayne Johnson?

2917
01:54:01,960 --> 01:54:05,240
I mean, he's probably getting up there.

2918
01:54:05,240 --> 01:54:06,080
I don't know.

2919
01:54:06,080 --> 01:54:06,920
Well, I don't know.

2920
01:54:06,920 --> 01:54:08,520
Some of those movies flopped pretty bad.

2921
01:54:09,840 --> 01:54:11,440
His source of wealth is

2922
01:54:11,440 --> 01:54:14,600
Condak's resources and oil reserves.

2923
01:54:14,600 --> 01:54:15,600
Yeah, oil.

2924
01:54:15,600 --> 01:54:18,360
Oil will get you that money for sure.

2925
01:54:18,360 --> 01:54:20,440
People often forget that Black Adam is the ruler

2926
01:54:20,440 --> 01:54:22,920
of a fairly powerful nation in the Middle East.

2927
01:54:22,920 --> 01:54:26,520
Condak is a nation with oil and rich and deep ancient

2928
01:54:26,520 --> 01:54:29,280
history, both of which it's largely able to preserve

2929
01:54:29,280 --> 01:54:31,600
thanks to his relentless defender, Black Adam.

2930
01:54:31,600 --> 01:54:32,800
Yeah, that one's gonna take their oil

2931
01:54:32,800 --> 01:54:35,240
if he's fucking slamming tanks away.

2932
01:54:35,240 --> 01:54:36,280
Yeah.

2933
01:54:36,280 --> 01:54:39,640
Alrighty, so we go from Black Adam at $12 billion

2934
01:54:39,640 --> 01:54:40,920
to Lex Luthor.

2935
01:54:40,920 --> 01:54:42,040
Get old Lex Luthor.

2936
01:54:42,040 --> 01:54:45,080
First appeared in Action Comics, volume one, number 23.

2937
01:54:45,080 --> 01:54:46,920
What do you think that wealth is for him?

2938
01:54:46,920 --> 01:54:48,520
It's not 12, it's probably like,

2939
01:54:50,040 --> 01:54:53,640
Batman's probably like in the double digits, like,

2940
01:54:53,640 --> 01:54:54,480
30 million?

2941
01:54:54,480 --> 01:54:55,360
30 billion?

2942
01:54:55,360 --> 01:54:56,280
75 billion.

2943
01:54:56,280 --> 01:54:57,320
God dang.

2944
01:54:57,320 --> 01:54:58,520
I was actually gonna say something high

2945
01:54:58,520 --> 01:55:00,240
that I felt like stupid if I did.

2946
01:55:00,240 --> 01:55:02,840
This is wealth from Lex Corp, now Super Corp.

2947
01:55:02,840 --> 01:55:05,680
77 billion, Jesus.

2948
01:55:05,680 --> 01:55:06,520
Yeah.

2949
01:55:06,520 --> 01:55:08,120
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

2950
01:55:09,640 --> 01:55:12,160
Lex Luthor is worth quite a bit more

2951
01:55:12,160 --> 01:55:14,440
than some of the other billionaire in the DC universe.

2952
01:55:14,440 --> 01:55:16,200
I could hire celebrities to fist fight each other

2953
01:55:16,200 --> 01:55:17,640
in real life.

2954
01:55:17,640 --> 01:55:19,360
It's just recorded like a fucking home movie.

2955
01:55:19,360 --> 01:55:20,200
Ha ha ha.

2956
01:55:20,200 --> 01:55:21,880
You fight, you fucking holos.

2957
01:55:21,880 --> 01:55:24,200
Didn't freaking Justin Bieber recently get paid

2958
01:55:24,200 --> 01:55:26,680
by a billionaire to sing at his son's party?

2959
01:55:26,680 --> 01:55:27,520
I think he did, yeah.

2960
01:55:27,520 --> 01:55:29,480
Like, like, he paid him like 10 million dollars?

2961
01:55:29,480 --> 01:55:30,720
He was like, baby.

2962
01:55:30,720 --> 01:55:32,760
I'm like, what the fuck?

2963
01:55:32,760 --> 01:55:34,360
That's what, that tells you real wealth

2964
01:55:34,360 --> 01:55:36,480
versus entertainment wealth.

2965
01:55:36,480 --> 01:55:37,320
Yeah.

2966
01:55:37,320 --> 01:55:38,440
So, but celebrities are still doing stuff

2967
01:55:38,440 --> 01:55:39,280
for billionaires.

2968
01:55:39,280 --> 01:55:40,120
Yes.

2969
01:55:40,120 --> 01:55:41,880
Privately, I'm like, Jesus.

2970
01:55:41,880 --> 01:55:43,880
It's like, oh, they got that real money.

2971
01:55:43,880 --> 01:55:45,280
They got real wealth.

2972
01:55:46,520 --> 01:55:48,600
The funny thing though is Lex Luthor

2973
01:55:48,600 --> 01:55:50,680
is a self-made billionaire.

2974
01:55:50,680 --> 01:55:51,520
Really?

2975
01:55:51,520 --> 01:55:52,360
Yep.

2976
01:55:52,360 --> 01:55:53,720
He's an adventurer, philanthropist,

2977
01:55:53,720 --> 01:55:55,560
and arch nemesis, super abscess.

2978
01:55:55,560 --> 01:55:57,960
He's gonna throw that in.

2979
01:55:57,960 --> 01:56:00,280
But yeah, he made it all on his own.

2980
01:56:00,280 --> 01:56:01,120
Good friend.

2981
01:56:01,120 --> 01:56:04,120
So he is a very, very smart person in the DC universe.

2982
01:56:04,120 --> 01:56:07,600
Next one is Nightwing, but this was originally Batman.

2983
01:56:08,880 --> 01:56:10,960
So this takes place in that new 52 series

2984
01:56:10,960 --> 01:56:12,200
where Batman wasn't around.

2985
01:56:12,200 --> 01:56:13,040
Oh, okay.

2986
01:56:13,040 --> 01:56:13,880
So.

2987
01:56:13,880 --> 01:56:15,960
So this is actually technically Batman?

2988
01:56:15,960 --> 01:56:16,800
Yes.

2989
01:56:16,800 --> 01:56:17,620
Okay.

2990
01:56:17,620 --> 01:56:19,240
So Nightwing got the source of this wealth

2991
01:56:19,240 --> 01:56:21,480
from an inheritance from Alfred.

2992
01:56:21,480 --> 01:56:22,480
Alfred gave him the money?

2993
01:56:22,480 --> 01:56:23,920
Yeah, says Batman wasn't around.

2994
01:56:23,920 --> 01:56:24,760
A butler?

2995
01:56:24,760 --> 01:56:25,600
Yes.

2996
01:56:25,600 --> 01:56:26,440
How much do you think that was worth?

2997
01:56:26,440 --> 01:56:27,800
90 billion.

2998
01:56:27,800 --> 01:56:29,220
100 billion, approximately.

2999
01:56:29,220 --> 01:56:30,400
Not bad.

3000
01:56:30,400 --> 01:56:32,600
That's why each of the Bat Family got 10 billion.

3001
01:56:32,600 --> 01:56:34,320
I was thinking like, that was the like,

3002
01:56:34,320 --> 01:56:36,200
for them to have that collectively, totally in a piece.

3003
01:56:36,200 --> 01:56:37,040
Yes.

3004
01:56:37,040 --> 01:56:37,880
Is like, he would have to have like.

3005
01:56:37,880 --> 01:56:41,800
He's worth $25 billion more than Lex Luthor?

3006
01:56:41,800 --> 01:56:42,640
Man.

3007
01:56:45,140 --> 01:56:48,200
So basically Nightwing has always been a child of privilege

3008
01:56:48,200 --> 01:56:50,000
since he was adopted by Bruce Wayne.

3009
01:56:50,880 --> 01:56:53,540
Reluctantly though, he fell into his own fortune,

3010
01:56:53,540 --> 01:56:55,080
separate from Bruce Wayne's.

3011
01:56:55,080 --> 01:56:56,760
During his time in Bloodhaven,

3012
01:56:56,760 --> 01:56:58,240
Dick received a letter informing him

3013
01:56:58,240 --> 01:57:00,760
that he'd received an inheritance directly from Alfred.

3014
01:57:00,760 --> 01:57:03,720
So as it turns out, Alfred had been saving up money

3015
01:57:03,720 --> 01:57:06,480
for years on top of him being smart investments,

3016
01:57:06,480 --> 01:57:07,400
making him a billionaire.

3017
01:57:07,400 --> 01:57:10,040
So apparently this did not come from Bruce.

3018
01:57:10,040 --> 01:57:10,860
Wait, wait, so.

3019
01:57:10,860 --> 01:57:11,960
This was from Alfred.

3020
01:57:11,960 --> 01:57:13,280
Alfred just sitting back there,

3021
01:57:13,280 --> 01:57:16,360
just fucking making these fucking deals?

3022
01:57:16,360 --> 01:57:20,120
Worth 100 million, sorry.

3023
01:57:20,120 --> 01:57:21,120
Not billion, million.

3024
01:57:21,120 --> 01:57:22,080
Still good though.

3025
01:57:22,080 --> 01:57:23,240
Yes.

3026
01:57:23,240 --> 01:57:24,240
So million.

3027
01:57:24,240 --> 01:57:25,560
So he's a millionaire?

3028
01:57:25,560 --> 01:57:26,400
Yes.

3029
01:57:26,400 --> 01:57:27,240
Thanks to Alfred?

3030
01:57:27,240 --> 01:57:28,080
Yes.

3031
01:57:28,080 --> 01:57:29,560
So he would be fucking probably homeless

3032
01:57:29,560 --> 01:57:30,680
if it wasn't for Alfred.

3033
01:57:30,680 --> 01:57:35,200
So if, I guess going back to the Bat family,

3034
01:57:35,200 --> 01:57:38,080
Bruce had been really fucking wealthy.

3035
01:57:38,080 --> 01:57:39,480
Yeah, thanks to Alfred.

3036
01:57:39,480 --> 01:57:42,000
No, I mean, because he's worth billions.

3037
01:57:42,000 --> 01:57:42,840
Yeah.

3038
01:57:42,840 --> 01:57:47,160
So this is Nightwing's million, I think, yeah.

3039
01:57:50,720 --> 01:57:51,960
Let me double check that.

3040
01:57:53,960 --> 01:57:56,320
Yeah, double checking, 92 billion.

3041
01:57:56,320 --> 01:57:57,800
Man, billions.

3042
01:57:57,800 --> 01:57:58,640
You know what, at that point,

3043
01:57:58,640 --> 01:58:00,200
it doesn't really matter how high it is.

3044
01:58:00,200 --> 01:58:01,600
It's still a billion dollars.

3045
01:58:01,600 --> 01:58:03,120
No, it really doesn't matter.

3046
01:58:03,120 --> 01:58:04,800
You'll be fine with a billion,

3047
01:58:04,800 --> 01:58:07,560
like a flat billion, you'll be good to go.

3048
01:58:07,560 --> 01:58:10,640
Then we have the richest person in DC.

3049
01:58:10,640 --> 01:58:13,240
There is richer than Bruce Wayne,

3050
01:58:13,240 --> 01:58:14,480
richer than Lex Luthor.

3051
01:58:14,480 --> 01:58:15,640
Who do you think that would be?

3052
01:58:15,640 --> 01:58:18,040
Let me think, let me think of something comedic.

3053
01:58:18,040 --> 01:58:20,560
And it's, he first appeared in Morphin Comics,

3054
01:58:20,560 --> 01:58:23,440
number one, volume one, number 73.

3055
01:58:23,440 --> 01:58:26,480
Um, the Pied Piper.

3056
01:58:29,120 --> 01:58:31,360
Just secretly a fucking trillionaire.

3057
01:58:31,360 --> 01:58:34,440
No, it's the person that the deep is based off of.

3058
01:58:34,440 --> 01:58:36,640
How come, oh yeah, cause he is a king.

3059
01:58:36,640 --> 01:58:39,160
150 trillion dollars.

3060
01:58:39,160 --> 01:58:40,080
He's worth his worth.

3061
01:58:40,080 --> 01:58:40,920
Dang.

3062
01:58:40,920 --> 01:58:41,760
Yes.

3063
01:58:41,760 --> 01:58:42,680
A trillion.

3064
01:58:42,680 --> 01:58:43,840
He gets his source of wealth

3065
01:58:43,840 --> 01:58:46,720
from being the ruler of the seven seas.

3066
01:58:46,720 --> 01:58:49,400
I think you can find all the fucking sunken treasures.

3067
01:58:49,400 --> 01:58:50,840
All the gold, everything.

3068
01:58:50,840 --> 01:58:53,040
All this gold, all these doubloons.

3069
01:58:53,040 --> 01:58:53,960
Yes.

3070
01:58:53,960 --> 01:58:55,720
Man, trillion.

3071
01:58:55,720 --> 01:58:57,920
And shipwrecked treasure alone.

3072
01:58:57,920 --> 01:59:00,320
Aquaman is estimated to have 60 billion.

3073
01:59:00,320 --> 01:59:03,160
So they need to fix the whole like,

3074
01:59:03,160 --> 01:59:05,640
that whole like thing about the JLA

3075
01:59:05,640 --> 01:59:07,480
being only funded by Batman.

3076
01:59:07,480 --> 01:59:08,440
It needs to be Aquaman.

3077
01:59:08,440 --> 01:59:09,880
Yeah, he needs to be fucking putting

3078
01:59:09,880 --> 01:59:11,040
a couple of checks up.

3079
01:59:13,720 --> 01:59:15,800
Aquaman is easily the wealthiest hero

3080
01:59:15,800 --> 01:59:16,720
in the DC universe.

3081
01:59:16,720 --> 01:59:20,800
However, he's so modest that he never tries to flaunt it.

3082
01:59:20,800 --> 01:59:22,720
How would I be like, what's up, man?

3083
01:59:22,720 --> 01:59:24,600
He comes out in a fucking gold limousine.

3084
01:59:24,600 --> 01:59:26,360
You pay Batman five superman?

3085
01:59:27,800 --> 01:59:28,640
They'll give you a job.

3086
01:59:28,640 --> 01:59:30,480
They're like, hey, I'll give you $100 billion.

3087
01:59:30,480 --> 01:59:32,480
Fucking fist fight each other.

3088
01:59:34,640 --> 01:59:35,640
Oh, you were talking about that?

3089
01:59:35,640 --> 01:59:36,480
Yeah.

3090
01:59:36,480 --> 01:59:37,680
He's like, he's that level above them.

3091
01:59:37,680 --> 01:59:40,360
He is that level, like a hundred, like, that's like.

3092
01:59:40,360 --> 01:59:42,000
Cause you've got billionaires that can get like,

3093
01:59:42,000 --> 01:59:43,360
celebrities to fight.

3094
01:59:43,360 --> 01:59:45,560
And then you got even richer than that.

3095
01:59:45,560 --> 01:59:46,400
People don't realize like,

3096
01:59:46,400 --> 01:59:49,280
one trend is actually like $909 billion.

3097
01:59:49,280 --> 01:59:50,120
Yes.

3098
01:59:50,120 --> 01:59:51,720
So if he gave me each like $80 billion.

3099
01:59:51,720 --> 01:59:53,320
And this is 150.

3100
01:59:53,320 --> 01:59:54,160
Exactly.

3101
01:59:54,160 --> 01:59:55,000
That's even beyond.

3102
01:59:55,000 --> 01:59:57,240
So he's like, like a hundred billion is like,

3103
01:59:57,240 --> 01:59:59,040
like a hundred million to Batman.

3104
02:00:00,200 --> 02:00:01,040
That was crazy.

3105
02:00:01,040 --> 02:00:02,680
That's fucking wild.

3106
02:00:02,680 --> 02:00:04,120
Then we have Marvel comics.

3107
02:00:04,120 --> 02:00:04,960
Okay.

3108
02:00:04,960 --> 02:00:07,120
So we started off with Peter Parker.

3109
02:00:07,960 --> 02:00:08,800
Peter Parker?

3110
02:00:08,800 --> 02:00:09,620
Number 12.

3111
02:00:09,620 --> 02:00:10,560
Which one?

3112
02:00:10,560 --> 02:00:12,160
You can never make Peter Parker rich

3113
02:00:12,160 --> 02:00:13,360
cause it ruins his character.

3114
02:00:13,360 --> 02:00:15,480
Yes, but he, at this point he is rich.

3115
02:00:15,480 --> 02:00:18,400
This is after the Doc Ock body swap.

3116
02:00:18,400 --> 02:00:20,680
Yeah. He was, he was, had that company of his.

3117
02:00:20,680 --> 02:00:21,520
Mm hmm.

3118
02:00:22,880 --> 02:00:26,760
So Parker Industries worth $2 billion.

3119
02:00:28,400 --> 02:00:29,440
That doesn't sit right, does it?

3120
02:00:29,440 --> 02:00:30,280
No.

3121
02:00:30,280 --> 02:00:34,600
I'll bet you have like $3.57 in his pocket at all times.

3122
02:00:34,600 --> 02:00:35,440
That's it.

3123
02:00:38,000 --> 02:00:40,280
Next up we have Mark Spector.

3124
02:00:40,280 --> 02:00:41,120
Mark Spector.

3125
02:00:41,120 --> 02:00:41,960
AKA.

3126
02:00:41,960 --> 02:00:43,160
Oh, the moon knight?

3127
02:00:43,160 --> 02:00:44,000
Yeah.

3128
02:00:44,000 --> 02:00:45,680
Isn't it funny that they tried to make him look like Spector

3129
02:00:45,680 --> 02:00:47,280
and then his last name is Spector.

3130
02:00:48,280 --> 02:00:50,360
Estimated net worth 2.3 billion.

3131
02:00:50,360 --> 02:00:51,840
Okay.

3132
02:00:51,840 --> 02:00:53,880
During the years that led up to him becoming the avatar

3133
02:00:53,880 --> 02:00:56,320
of the Egyptian god, Khontu,

3134
02:00:56,320 --> 02:00:58,840
Mark Spector amassed a small fortune as a heavyweight boxer

3135
02:00:58,840 --> 02:01:00,280
and world-class mercenary.

3136
02:01:00,280 --> 02:01:01,440
Investing his money wisely,

3137
02:01:01,440 --> 02:01:03,760
he amassed a fortune nearly worth 2 billion

3138
02:01:03,760 --> 02:01:05,440
or 2.3 billion dollars.

3139
02:01:06,520 --> 02:01:07,360
So investments.

3140
02:01:07,360 --> 02:01:08,640
That makes it seem so easy.

3141
02:01:08,640 --> 02:01:09,480
I know.

3142
02:01:09,480 --> 02:01:10,960
I just invest this, this, this, I'm a fucking billionaire.

3143
02:01:10,960 --> 02:01:12,200
Exactly.

3144
02:01:12,200 --> 02:01:14,300
Next up, number 10, we have Professor X.

3145
02:01:15,560 --> 02:01:17,120
He has to be rich.

3146
02:01:17,120 --> 02:01:18,240
3.5 billion.

3147
02:01:18,240 --> 02:01:20,000
Fucking big ass mansion of his.

3148
02:01:20,000 --> 02:01:21,080
Just three bro alone.

3149
02:01:21,080 --> 02:01:22,360
Doubles as a school.

3150
02:01:22,360 --> 02:01:23,800
Yeah.

3151
02:01:23,800 --> 02:01:26,720
So he's worth 3.5 billion dollars.

3152
02:01:26,720 --> 02:01:28,560
Well, who do I actually know is that he's actually a thief.

3153
02:01:28,560 --> 02:01:30,400
Like he just goes in people's brain,

3154
02:01:30,400 --> 02:01:31,400
takes all their bank accounts.

3155
02:01:31,400 --> 02:01:34,600
He goes to the ATM and just fucking takes it out.

3156
02:01:34,600 --> 02:01:36,240
And he's just amassed 3 billion.

3157
02:01:36,240 --> 02:01:38,000
Oh, just deal with that.

3158
02:01:38,000 --> 02:01:39,960
Like he's still a dollar from everybody.

3159
02:01:39,960 --> 02:01:41,040
So he's a billionaire.

3160
02:01:41,040 --> 02:01:42,680
Yeah, I can see that.

3161
02:01:42,680 --> 02:01:45,080
Would have to be like $10 from everybody.

3162
02:01:45,080 --> 02:01:46,120
Done.

3163
02:01:46,120 --> 02:01:48,520
So just enough that like there was an odd discrepancy.

3164
02:01:48,520 --> 02:01:49,440
You lost a couple of dollars.

3165
02:01:49,440 --> 02:01:50,880
Like, oh, that's not a big deal.

3166
02:01:50,880 --> 02:01:52,440
Now he's a fucking billionaire.

3167
02:01:52,440 --> 02:01:54,280
It all went to him.

3168
02:01:54,280 --> 02:01:56,200
Number nine, Norman Osborn.

3169
02:01:56,200 --> 02:01:57,400
Oh, yeah, that makes sense.

3170
02:01:57,400 --> 02:01:59,560
Estimated net worth $10 billion.

3171
02:01:59,560 --> 02:02:00,960
Nice.

3172
02:02:00,960 --> 02:02:02,240
And we all know how he got his money.

3173
02:02:02,240 --> 02:02:03,080
So.

3174
02:02:03,080 --> 02:02:04,440
Yeah, being a fucking green goblin.

3175
02:02:04,440 --> 02:02:06,680
Just throwing fucking pumpkins at people.

3176
02:02:06,680 --> 02:02:07,520
Give me your money.

3177
02:02:07,520 --> 02:02:08,360
Ah!

3178
02:02:08,360 --> 02:02:09,200
Ha ha ha.

3179
02:02:10,480 --> 02:02:12,080
Emma Frost is number eight.

3180
02:02:12,080 --> 02:02:12,920
Really?

3181
02:02:12,920 --> 02:02:13,760
Yep.

3182
02:02:13,760 --> 02:02:15,760
She's, her net worth is 11 billion.

3183
02:02:15,760 --> 02:02:17,160
Not bad.

3184
02:02:17,160 --> 02:02:18,000
Yep.

3185
02:02:18,000 --> 02:02:19,360
Only fans.

3186
02:02:19,360 --> 02:02:20,200
Yeah.

3187
02:02:20,200 --> 02:02:21,040
Okay, from only fans.

3188
02:02:23,320 --> 02:02:25,080
Basically, she's a wealthy heiress

3189
02:02:25,080 --> 02:02:28,880
and the villainous white queen of the notorious Hellfire Club.

3190
02:02:28,880 --> 02:02:29,880
So she got her money.

3191
02:02:29,880 --> 02:02:30,720
Okay.

3192
02:02:30,720 --> 02:02:31,680
An heiress.

3193
02:02:31,680 --> 02:02:33,800
Must be nice to just, you know, fall into that money.

3194
02:02:33,800 --> 02:02:37,040
Must be nice to be born into fucking riches.

3195
02:02:37,040 --> 02:02:38,600
Number seven, Reed Richards.

3196
02:02:38,600 --> 02:02:40,280
Reed Richards.

3197
02:02:40,280 --> 02:02:41,920
Estimated net worth 12 billion.

3198
02:02:41,920 --> 02:02:43,760
Be funny if he was a struggling family man

3199
02:02:43,760 --> 02:02:45,600
trying to keep his, wouldn't it?

3200
02:02:45,600 --> 02:02:46,440
Be fucking hilarious.

3201
02:02:46,440 --> 02:02:47,320
Trying to pay bills.

3202
02:02:47,320 --> 02:02:48,240
That's why he got the green.

3203
02:02:48,240 --> 02:02:49,600
He's got two kids.

3204
02:02:49,600 --> 02:02:51,160
His wife.

3205
02:02:51,160 --> 02:02:52,920
Some fucking duplex.

3206
02:02:52,920 --> 02:02:53,760
Ha ha.

3207
02:02:55,760 --> 02:02:56,600
Oh, that was so funny.

3208
02:02:56,600 --> 02:02:59,120
The smartest man alive and he can't make a fucking dollar.

3209
02:02:59,120 --> 02:02:59,960
Well, he lives in a dorm.

3210
02:02:59,960 --> 02:03:01,800
He just can't afford nothing.

3211
02:03:01,800 --> 02:03:04,040
He can fucking eat ramen noodles.

3212
02:03:04,040 --> 02:03:06,040
Exploring the multiverse is how he got his money,

3213
02:03:06,040 --> 02:03:07,400
basically, with his mind.

3214
02:03:08,680 --> 02:03:09,520
Being smart.

3215
02:03:09,520 --> 02:03:10,920
I wish being smart made me rich, too.

3216
02:03:10,920 --> 02:03:12,600
Explain to me how he made 12 billion

3217
02:03:12,600 --> 02:03:15,560
but Lex Luthor made 75 billion.

3218
02:03:15,560 --> 02:03:17,000
That's a big jump.

3219
02:03:17,000 --> 02:03:19,560
And they're both intelligent, obviously.

3220
02:03:19,560 --> 02:03:21,280
Number six, the kingpin.

3221
02:03:23,280 --> 02:03:25,760
Estimated net worth 40 billion dollars.

3222
02:03:25,760 --> 02:03:26,600
Eesh.

3223
02:03:26,600 --> 02:03:27,560
So crime does pay in the-

3224
02:03:27,560 --> 02:03:30,360
Crime pays a lot of money, apparently.

3225
02:03:30,360 --> 02:03:31,680
Jesus Christ.

3226
02:03:31,680 --> 02:03:32,520
20 billion.

3227
02:03:33,400 --> 02:03:35,080
He has his fat fingers and everything

3228
02:03:35,080 --> 02:03:37,160
from petty street crime, gambling, gun running,

3229
02:03:37,160 --> 02:03:38,000
and extortion.

3230
02:03:38,000 --> 02:03:39,880
Yeah, it's a lot of money.

3231
02:03:39,880 --> 02:03:40,760
Number five.

3232
02:03:40,760 --> 02:03:42,000
So he's not even the number one,

3233
02:03:42,000 --> 02:03:43,400
but number five, Tony Stark.

3234
02:03:43,400 --> 02:03:47,920
He's actually worth five billion more than Lex Luthor.

3235
02:03:47,920 --> 02:03:48,760
Damn.

3236
02:03:48,760 --> 02:03:49,840
80 billion dollars.

3237
02:03:49,840 --> 02:03:51,160
80 billion dollars.

3238
02:03:51,160 --> 02:03:52,000
Mm-hmm.

3239
02:03:52,840 --> 02:03:55,320
We all know how they got it from Stark Corp.

3240
02:03:55,320 --> 02:03:57,440
All those fucking weapons he made.

3241
02:03:57,440 --> 02:04:00,440
If he'd sell his Iron Man, he'd be even richer.

3242
02:04:00,440 --> 02:04:02,080
He really would be.

3243
02:04:02,080 --> 02:04:04,440
Number four, Victor Von Doom.

3244
02:04:04,440 --> 02:04:05,920
Oh yeah, he does own his own country.

3245
02:04:05,920 --> 02:04:07,840
100 billion dollars is what he's worth.

3246
02:04:07,840 --> 02:04:09,600
You ain't fucking Aquaman, though.

3247
02:04:09,600 --> 02:04:10,440
No.

3248
02:04:10,440 --> 02:04:11,280
You broke fuck.

3249
02:04:11,280 --> 02:04:12,120
Oh, yeah.

3250
02:04:15,520 --> 02:04:18,640
Next up, we have number three, Black Bolt.

3251
02:04:18,640 --> 02:04:20,880
Oh yeah, he is also the leader of a country.

3252
02:04:20,880 --> 02:04:23,240
250 billion is what he's worth.

3253
02:04:23,240 --> 02:04:26,120
Still not a fucking drop in the hat to Aquaman.

3254
02:04:26,120 --> 02:04:28,400
I mean, just, he actually listened to that.

3255
02:04:28,400 --> 02:04:30,440
It's just fucking insane.

3256
02:04:30,440 --> 02:04:31,600
How 150-

3257
02:04:31,600 --> 02:04:34,040
How fucking broke they are compared to him.

3258
02:04:37,040 --> 02:04:39,000
Here's the funniest part, though, okay?

3259
02:04:39,960 --> 02:04:41,000
Okay, we have Black Bolt.

3260
02:04:41,000 --> 02:04:43,880
It's an Amidusa, because they have to give these marines

3261
02:04:43,880 --> 02:04:45,680
some of both of their money.

3262
02:04:45,680 --> 02:04:49,200
But we go from that to the equivalent of Aquaman.

3263
02:04:49,200 --> 02:04:50,040
Anymore?

3264
02:04:51,200 --> 02:04:53,480
Negative 107 million dollars.

3265
02:04:53,480 --> 02:04:54,720
260 billion.

3266
02:04:54,720 --> 02:04:55,960
Still nothing.

3267
02:04:55,960 --> 02:05:00,120
The Hound, he's got the same reign as Aquaman,

3268
02:05:00,120 --> 02:05:01,800
but he hasn't made no money.

3269
02:05:01,800 --> 02:05:03,360
It's weird.

3270
02:05:03,360 --> 02:05:04,680
No more.

3271
02:05:04,680 --> 02:05:07,400
This worth 260 billion.

3272
02:05:07,400 --> 02:05:11,320
Well, I mean, it's just fucking loaded.

3273
02:05:11,320 --> 02:05:12,920
Hey, Black Bolt, find them more.

3274
02:05:14,920 --> 02:05:15,760
What'd you do?

3275
02:05:15,760 --> 02:05:17,560
You know what's usually a make out with each other?

3276
02:05:17,560 --> 02:05:18,400
Do it slow.

3277
02:05:18,400 --> 02:05:20,280
For a few minutes, he throws a fucking

3278
02:05:20,280 --> 02:05:22,560
200 billion dollars at them.

3279
02:05:22,560 --> 02:05:24,040
That's so fucked up, but it's funny.

3280
02:05:24,040 --> 02:05:25,920
God, that's just rich.

3281
02:05:25,920 --> 02:05:28,240
And number one is T'Challa.

3282
02:05:28,240 --> 02:05:29,080
T'Challa?

3283
02:05:29,080 --> 02:05:29,920
Yep.

3284
02:05:29,920 --> 02:05:32,320
Estimated net worth 500 billion.

3285
02:05:32,320 --> 02:05:34,400
So they never really broke the billion for them, I guess.

3286
02:05:34,400 --> 02:05:35,240
The trillion, yeah.

3287
02:05:35,240 --> 02:05:36,880
They never got into the trillions.

3288
02:05:36,880 --> 02:05:39,320
Aquaman's like, bitch, I own everything.

3289
02:05:39,320 --> 02:05:42,120
Aquaman is so fucking rich.

3290
02:05:42,120 --> 02:05:43,360
And it's all because of what?

3291
02:05:43,360 --> 02:05:44,200
It's getting insane.

3292
02:05:44,200 --> 02:05:45,920
It's because of what's in the ocean,

3293
02:05:45,920 --> 02:05:47,760
but he's taking full advantage of it,

3294
02:05:47,760 --> 02:05:52,120
where Namor, or Namor has, I don't know why they

3295
02:05:52,120 --> 02:05:54,040
put it in the movie like that.

3296
02:05:54,040 --> 02:05:54,880
Namor.

3297
02:05:56,200 --> 02:06:00,120
But yeah, Namor is, he's got the same reign,

3298
02:06:01,040 --> 02:06:02,680
and he's King of Atlantis too.

3299
02:06:02,680 --> 02:06:04,800
They really need to fucking up that on the Aquaman,

3300
02:06:04,800 --> 02:06:06,240
so in the DC universe,

3301
02:06:06,240 --> 02:06:07,760
Aquaman is fucking loaded.

3302
02:06:07,760 --> 02:06:08,600
Loaded.

3303
02:06:08,600 --> 02:06:09,440
He always seems like a fucking loser

3304
02:06:09,440 --> 02:06:11,160
as they used to make him out to be.

3305
02:06:12,240 --> 02:06:13,800
Because they always make it look like

3306
02:06:13,800 --> 02:06:15,360
he's not King of Atlantis.

3307
02:06:15,360 --> 02:06:16,200
Right.

3308
02:06:16,200 --> 02:06:17,040
You know what I mean?

3309
02:06:17,040 --> 02:06:18,720
They're always putting him on a lower level

3310
02:06:18,720 --> 02:06:19,560
than what he actually is.

3311
02:06:19,560 --> 02:06:20,920
Like a B-lister of the team.

3312
02:06:20,920 --> 02:06:24,160
Right, where he's rich as a motherfucker.

3313
02:06:24,160 --> 02:06:26,840
And on top of that, everybody forgets that he actually,

3314
02:06:26,840 --> 02:06:30,520
unlike the Deep of the Seven, he actually is powerful.

3315
02:06:30,520 --> 02:06:33,240
Yeah, well, the Deep's strong too.

3316
02:06:33,240 --> 02:06:34,560
He's got super strength.

3317
02:06:34,560 --> 02:06:36,560
There's a really good fight scene in season four.

3318
02:06:36,560 --> 02:06:37,400
Is there?

3319
02:06:37,400 --> 02:06:39,520
That he finally uses his actual fucking ability.

3320
02:06:39,520 --> 02:06:41,760
Well, he also has like heightened durability.

3321
02:06:41,760 --> 02:06:42,600
Yeah.

3322
02:06:42,600 --> 02:06:43,520
Because if not, he'd be fucked.

3323
02:06:43,520 --> 02:06:45,560
No, I meant like as in,

3324
02:06:45,560 --> 02:06:48,080
Aquaman doesn't just control fish or pocket fish.

3325
02:06:48,080 --> 02:06:48,920
Like he has like a,

3326
02:06:48,920 --> 02:06:52,080
well, because of the whole body structure, right?

3327
02:06:52,080 --> 02:06:53,840
Well, that, but I was talking about

3328
02:06:53,840 --> 02:06:55,560
like his ability to control water.

3329
02:06:55,560 --> 02:06:57,160
Oh yeah, yeah, his magical powers.

3330
02:06:57,160 --> 02:06:59,400
Yeah, where he actually does have a,

3331
02:06:59,400 --> 02:07:02,880
he's off the edge or whatever compared to what the Deep is.

3332
02:07:02,880 --> 02:07:04,880
It's not just like fish abilities.

3333
02:07:04,880 --> 02:07:07,560
It's like he actually has magical abilities of it.

3334
02:07:07,560 --> 02:07:08,400
Like that's-

3335
02:07:08,400 --> 02:07:10,080
And you won't see a fucking dolphin anywhere.

3336
02:07:10,080 --> 02:07:12,400
No, well, that we know of.

3337
02:07:12,400 --> 02:07:13,760
Imagine what's his name.

3338
02:07:13,760 --> 02:07:16,200
As big as he is over there, fucking a dolphin.

3339
02:07:16,200 --> 02:07:18,440
God, a trillion dollars.

3340
02:07:18,440 --> 02:07:21,080
$150 trillion.

3341
02:07:21,080 --> 02:07:22,480
Like if it just said a trillion,

3342
02:07:22,480 --> 02:07:25,040
it'd still be so far above everyone else.

3343
02:07:25,040 --> 02:07:25,880
Well, when-

3344
02:07:25,880 --> 02:07:27,840
But for it to be a hundred and something trillion,

3345
02:07:27,840 --> 02:07:29,400
it's just like astronomical.

3346
02:07:29,400 --> 02:07:31,120
And when you consider that the US debt,

3347
02:07:31,120 --> 02:07:33,080
is it like eight trillion?

3348
02:07:33,080 --> 02:07:34,840
Man, like he's like, I got you.

3349
02:07:34,840 --> 02:07:37,840
I got you, man.

3350
02:07:37,840 --> 02:07:39,880
And just the treasure in Sunken Ships alone

3351
02:07:39,880 --> 02:07:41,480
is worth 60 billion down there.

3352
02:07:41,480 --> 02:07:42,320
It's like a waste of one day,

3353
02:07:42,320 --> 02:07:44,200
I want to buy all of Walmart.

3354
02:07:44,200 --> 02:07:46,680
And they base it off of the amount of gold

3355
02:07:46,680 --> 02:07:48,280
that's on the ocean floor.

3356
02:07:48,280 --> 02:07:49,120
What are we doing, man?

3357
02:07:49,120 --> 02:07:50,800
Let's go fucking get some gold.

3358
02:07:50,800 --> 02:07:52,320
That's what we need to be doing.

3359
02:07:53,320 --> 02:07:54,760
We're gonna be friends with Aquaman.

3360
02:07:54,760 --> 02:07:56,960
Let's go get all the gold in the world.

3361
02:07:56,960 --> 02:07:59,840
Hey Superman, Wonder Woman, how about you fight?

3362
02:07:59,840 --> 02:08:01,320
What'd you do to fuck?

3363
02:08:02,440 --> 02:08:03,600
And I'm gonna film it.

3364
02:08:04,680 --> 02:08:06,960
Be like, uh, skis.

3365
02:08:06,960 --> 02:08:08,080
That's so fucking wild.

3366
02:08:08,080 --> 02:08:09,480
He's so fucking loaded.

3367
02:08:11,240 --> 02:08:15,800
That really fucking completely shifted my perspective.

3368
02:08:15,800 --> 02:08:17,120
On the perception?

3369
02:08:17,120 --> 02:08:17,960
Yeah, on like-

3370
02:08:17,960 --> 02:08:21,840
You got Bruce Wayne paying for every for-oak is fuck.

3371
02:08:21,840 --> 02:08:24,240
And Aquaman's like fucking whistling in the corner.

3372
02:08:24,240 --> 02:08:27,480
I don't know anything about him.

3373
02:08:27,480 --> 02:08:29,280
I wish I had money to help with you, Batman,

3374
02:08:29,280 --> 02:08:30,120
but I don't.

3375
02:08:32,120 --> 02:08:33,680
I can't help with this.

3376
02:08:33,680 --> 02:08:35,400
Like he said, like, I'm sorry, I wish I had more money.

3377
02:08:35,400 --> 02:08:36,960
And he fucking gets up and cold, cold coins

3378
02:08:36,960 --> 02:08:38,320
fall out of his fucking ass.

3379
02:08:39,320 --> 02:08:41,920
Cause everybody looks at Bruce like he's spoiled and rich.

3380
02:08:41,920 --> 02:08:45,120
It's like they never turn to look around at Aquaman.

3381
02:08:45,120 --> 02:08:46,680
Aquaman's looking the other way.

3382
02:08:46,680 --> 02:08:50,800
Fucking decked out, God dang.

3383
02:08:50,800 --> 02:08:52,920
He should be paying for that fucking sale.

3384
02:08:52,920 --> 02:08:55,160
Should be buying fucking 50 more of them.

3385
02:08:55,160 --> 02:08:56,440
He could, easily.

3386
02:08:56,440 --> 02:08:59,640
All right, ready to move into some Reddit for the evening?

3387
02:08:59,640 --> 02:09:00,480
Yeah.

3388
02:09:00,480 --> 02:09:01,560
All right.

3389
02:09:01,560 --> 02:09:02,880
Looks like we got about 10 stories.

3390
02:09:02,880 --> 02:09:07,440
So first one is by sock without a shoe.

3391
02:09:07,440 --> 02:09:09,400
Oh, that's all fucking disgusting.

3392
02:09:09,400 --> 02:09:11,760
I know, a shoe without a sock too.

3393
02:09:13,280 --> 02:09:15,440
Sweaty feet and just your shoes.

3394
02:09:15,440 --> 02:09:16,280
Yeah, I hate those.

3395
02:09:16,280 --> 02:09:18,080
A sock, I'm good.

3396
02:09:18,960 --> 02:09:21,160
All right, this person puts, I knew the risk,

3397
02:09:21,160 --> 02:09:23,240
but it was convenient.

3398
02:09:23,240 --> 02:09:25,000
I've been sitting in the fridge for a week.

3399
02:09:25,000 --> 02:09:28,360
I figured at worst I'd get diarrhea, but lunch was lunch.

3400
02:09:28,360 --> 02:09:30,320
About two by 10, I realized that the sandwich

3401
02:09:30,320 --> 02:09:32,120
didn't even taste very good.

3402
02:09:32,120 --> 02:09:33,640
The pickles were totally dehydrated

3403
02:09:33,640 --> 02:09:36,080
and were practically translucent.

3404
02:09:36,080 --> 02:09:36,920
Kill us.

3405
02:09:38,360 --> 02:09:40,000
The chicken itself looked gray.

3406
02:09:40,000 --> 02:09:41,240
I didn't have to finish the sandwich,

3407
02:09:41,240 --> 02:09:44,200
but I told myself it wouldn't be a big deal

3408
02:09:44,200 --> 02:09:45,160
and I'd eat it anyway.

3409
02:09:45,160 --> 02:09:46,880
Well, now I'm on the toilet.

3410
02:09:46,880 --> 02:09:49,440
I'm pooping out of, I'm pooping,

3411
02:09:49,440 --> 02:09:50,880
but have the trash can nearby

3412
02:09:50,880 --> 02:09:53,120
so I can throw up at the same time.

3413
02:09:53,120 --> 02:09:54,560
I don't know why I ate the sandwich.

3414
02:09:54,560 --> 02:09:55,520
It was not worth it.

3415
02:09:55,520 --> 02:09:57,160
I intentionally didn't tell my spouse

3416
02:09:57,160 --> 02:09:59,480
I was gonna eat it because I know they'd tell me

3417
02:09:59,480 --> 02:10:01,680
that this was a stupid idea.

3418
02:10:01,680 --> 02:10:04,200
For some reason, I really wanted to see it this through,

3419
02:10:04,200 --> 02:10:06,800
so cheers and do not eat old chicken sandwiches

3420
02:10:06,800 --> 02:10:08,280
from Chick-fil-A.

3421
02:10:08,280 --> 02:10:13,280
I had a chicken wrap from Taco Bell that was two days old.

3422
02:10:13,280 --> 02:10:14,600
Bill, I got tanks.

3423
02:10:14,600 --> 02:10:15,440
I fucking tanked it.

3424
02:10:15,440 --> 02:10:16,260
Oh, it didn't hurt you?

3425
02:10:16,260 --> 02:10:17,480
No.

3426
02:10:17,480 --> 02:10:18,320
You know, when you grow up,

3427
02:10:18,320 --> 02:10:19,920
pour your stomach with siren clap.

3428
02:10:19,920 --> 02:10:21,480
God damn steel clap.

3429
02:10:21,480 --> 02:10:26,480
Next one is by HelpfulReturn8355.

3430
02:10:26,600 --> 02:10:28,600
This person puts, this happened this morning

3431
02:10:28,600 --> 02:10:30,360
and I still felt like an idiot.

3432
02:10:30,360 --> 02:10:32,440
We were organizing the house and my girlfriend's mom

3433
02:10:32,440 --> 02:10:33,400
popped by.

3434
02:10:33,400 --> 02:10:36,080
After some chatting, she asked if she could help

3435
02:10:36,080 --> 02:10:38,160
with anything as her day was freed up.

3436
02:10:38,160 --> 02:10:39,640
I looked around the house and then said,

3437
02:10:39,640 --> 02:10:41,240
yeah, if you wanna make yourself useful

3438
02:10:41,240 --> 02:10:43,480
and put up all the shoes out from the rack.

3439
02:10:43,480 --> 02:10:44,880
That didn't sound,

3440
02:10:44,880 --> 02:10:46,800
that was like the worst way to say that.

3441
02:10:46,800 --> 02:10:47,640
She stopped.

3442
02:10:47,640 --> 02:10:48,960
If you wanna make yourself useful.

3443
02:10:48,960 --> 02:10:51,000
She stopped completely flabbergasted

3444
02:10:51,000 --> 02:10:52,360
and stared at me for a few seconds.

3445
02:10:52,360 --> 02:10:55,320
I stared back at her because I could sense that,

3446
02:10:55,320 --> 02:10:57,020
I could sense that something was clearly wrong,

3447
02:10:57,020 --> 02:10:58,860
but I had no idea what.

3448
02:10:58,860 --> 02:11:02,160
I think that she could tell I had no idea

3449
02:11:02,160 --> 02:11:04,360
and asked me, how often do you tell people

3450
02:11:04,360 --> 02:11:05,800
to make themselves useful?

3451
02:11:07,160 --> 02:11:09,640
Turns out that it's actually a rude thing to say.

3452
02:11:09,640 --> 02:11:10,480
No.

3453
02:11:10,480 --> 02:11:12,400
And not a single person in my life

3454
02:11:12,400 --> 02:11:14,280
has ever corrected me on it.

3455
02:11:14,280 --> 02:11:16,720
Y'all, I say this all the time.

3456
02:11:16,720 --> 02:11:20,720
So many people probably think I'm an asshole for context.

3457
02:11:20,720 --> 02:11:23,080
My dad is a stereotypical blue collar born

3458
02:11:23,080 --> 02:11:24,560
in the sticks kind of guy.

3459
02:11:24,560 --> 02:11:27,080
So growing up, he would always go say,

3460
02:11:27,080 --> 02:11:29,660
go make yourself useful and insert activity.

3461
02:11:30,520 --> 02:11:32,760
I always thought it was just some sort of quirky way

3462
02:11:32,760 --> 02:11:34,440
of telling somebody to do something.

3463
02:11:34,440 --> 02:11:37,440
In fact, I even thought I was being polite.

3464
02:11:37,440 --> 02:11:40,260
I've suddenly been flooded by years of delayed embarrassment

3465
02:11:40,260 --> 02:11:43,040
and will never be saying this phrase again.

3466
02:11:43,040 --> 02:11:43,880
Damn.

3467
02:11:45,120 --> 02:11:47,780
Hey, can you go make yourself useful?

3468
02:11:47,780 --> 02:11:49,240
Make me a turkey sandwich?

3469
02:11:49,240 --> 02:11:50,080
That's right.

3470
02:11:53,760 --> 02:11:56,080
We were just talking about Boogie earlier.

3471
02:11:56,080 --> 02:11:58,780
This one's from Boogie07, if I am.

3472
02:11:59,800 --> 02:12:01,800
I'm trying to get some clout.

3473
02:12:01,800 --> 02:12:04,200
So this person puts, long story short,

3474
02:12:04,200 --> 02:12:06,240
I was at my local Dollar General

3475
02:12:06,240 --> 02:12:08,680
and saw a crate full of discounted canned goods,

3476
02:12:08,680 --> 02:12:10,560
like 30 cents a can.

3477
02:12:10,560 --> 02:12:12,460
The flavor sounded awesome.

3478
02:12:12,460 --> 02:12:14,100
I was like, hell yeah.

3479
02:12:14,100 --> 02:12:17,720
Rachel surely knows how to dish up some good food.

3480
02:12:17,720 --> 02:12:19,200
Yeah.

3481
02:12:19,200 --> 02:12:21,240
I always take my food to work to save money.

3482
02:12:21,240 --> 02:12:22,880
Fast forward, it's the middle of the day

3483
02:12:22,880 --> 02:12:25,500
and I'm eating a Rachel Ray chicken and veggies.

3484
02:12:25,500 --> 02:12:28,280
So proud of myself for eating lunch for 30 cents.

3485
02:12:29,180 --> 02:12:31,400
Co-worker comes into the office and freaks out

3486
02:12:31,400 --> 02:12:33,240
and asks me why I'm eating dog food.

3487
02:12:33,240 --> 02:12:35,000
I had no idea.

3488
02:12:35,000 --> 02:12:37,120
I had no idea and started throwing up.

3489
02:12:37,120 --> 02:12:38,640
Now I have to go to work every day

3490
02:12:38,640 --> 02:12:40,920
while everyone makes fun of me for eating dog food

3491
02:12:40,920 --> 02:12:42,040
and also being stupid.

3492
02:12:42,040 --> 02:12:44,000
How many days was he eating dog food?

3493
02:12:44,000 --> 02:12:45,000
Apparently.

3494
02:12:45,000 --> 02:12:47,120
I have to just keep typing for the mods,

3495
02:12:47,120 --> 02:12:48,880
but this is the end of the story.

3496
02:12:48,880 --> 02:12:50,600
I threw away all the other cans,

3497
02:12:50,600 --> 02:12:51,880
especially the beef and cheese,

3498
02:12:51,880 --> 02:12:54,000
which unfortunately I was looking forward to.

3499
02:12:54,000 --> 02:12:54,840
Damn.

3500
02:12:54,840 --> 02:12:57,400
Because Rachel Ray obviously has that dog food company.

3501
02:12:57,400 --> 02:12:59,120
Well, shit.

3502
02:12:59,120 --> 02:13:00,600
She doesn't make regular food.

3503
02:13:00,600 --> 02:13:03,000
Like she doesn't have anything in the stores

3504
02:13:03,000 --> 02:13:04,600
that's like human food.

3505
02:13:04,600 --> 02:13:05,440
Oh, really?

3506
02:13:05,440 --> 02:13:06,260
Yeah, it's dog food.

3507
02:13:06,260 --> 02:13:07,100
Cause she had that pit bull

3508
02:13:07,100 --> 02:13:09,020
that she used to feed all the time.

3509
02:13:09,020 --> 02:13:10,760
Like on the show itself.

3510
02:13:10,760 --> 02:13:11,600
I don't remember.

3511
02:13:11,600 --> 02:13:13,320
I don't have an idea who Rachel Ray is.

3512
02:13:13,320 --> 02:13:15,760
It's one of those celebrity TV chefs.

3513
02:13:15,760 --> 02:13:16,600
Wow.

3514
02:13:16,600 --> 02:13:18,760
She's been around forever, but yeah.

3515
02:13:18,760 --> 02:13:20,280
She made a dog food brand

3516
02:13:20,280 --> 02:13:23,360
cause she was trying to feed dogs healthier stuff

3517
02:13:23,360 --> 02:13:27,120
that's not like just bone meal trash basically.

3518
02:13:27,120 --> 02:13:29,000
So she tried to make something that,

3519
02:13:29,000 --> 02:13:30,480
she loved her pit bull so much

3520
02:13:30,480 --> 02:13:32,960
that she tried to make good food for dogs.

3521
02:13:32,960 --> 02:13:33,800
And this person did.

3522
02:13:33,800 --> 02:13:35,600
It wasn't that good.

3523
02:13:35,600 --> 02:13:36,960
That's fucking great.

3524
02:13:36,960 --> 02:13:38,720
Dog food's so good, you'll eat it.

3525
02:13:39,840 --> 02:13:41,360
I think it's good actually.

3526
02:13:43,760 --> 02:13:44,840
Alrighty.

3527
02:13:44,840 --> 02:13:49,680
Next one is by inevitable audience six one.

3528
02:13:50,880 --> 02:13:52,560
First in puts obligatory.

3529
02:13:52,560 --> 02:13:53,480
I don't know why they always do this,

3530
02:13:53,480 --> 02:13:55,440
but obligatory this didn't happen today,

3531
02:13:55,440 --> 02:13:57,480
but I've been dying to be able to tell the story

3532
02:13:57,480 --> 02:14:00,200
and I can never let anyone I know in real life

3533
02:14:00,200 --> 02:14:01,200
find out the truth.

3534
02:14:02,280 --> 02:14:04,640
My real name is, and I live here.

3535
02:14:05,500 --> 02:14:09,600
A few years back, I male 18 at the time

3536
02:14:09,600 --> 02:14:13,720
was visiting my long distance now ex boyfriend 19

3537
02:14:13,720 --> 02:14:15,720
in Portland, Oregon.

3538
02:14:15,720 --> 02:14:17,280
I live in Chicago.

3539
02:14:17,280 --> 02:14:18,280
It was over spring break.

3540
02:14:18,280 --> 02:14:20,240
So I wouldn't miss any of my college courses

3541
02:14:20,240 --> 02:14:25,240
since a course school always came before a relationship.

3542
02:14:25,660 --> 02:14:26,880
I had been there about a week

3543
02:14:26,880 --> 02:14:28,640
whenever we were having a good time and whatnot.

3544
02:14:28,640 --> 02:14:31,360
Then on one of our last days I was there,

3545
02:14:31,360 --> 02:14:33,200
we were in bed and he was asleep

3546
02:14:33,200 --> 02:14:36,000
while I was still awake, still drunk from the evening,

3547
02:14:36,000 --> 02:14:38,640
exhausted from doing things all day.

3548
02:14:38,640 --> 02:14:41,840
And yet horny as fuck, unable to fall asleep.

3549
02:14:41,840 --> 02:14:45,240
Instead of just ignoring it and going to the bathroom,

3550
02:14:45,240 --> 02:14:47,920
I being a dumb ass decided to try to,

3551
02:14:49,440 --> 02:14:51,520
to relieve, cause I'm gonna change the word

3552
02:14:51,520 --> 02:14:54,360
for the YouTube algorithm here.

3553
02:14:55,400 --> 02:14:58,400
Tried to release without moving as not to wake him.

3554
02:14:59,920 --> 02:15:01,360
So I'm pure willpower, huh?

3555
02:15:04,240 --> 02:15:07,080
It's your bust up solid willpower, yes.

3556
02:15:07,080 --> 02:15:12,080
Do not ask me why I decided this was a smart move.

3557
02:15:13,440 --> 02:15:15,640
I have absolutely no clue.

3558
02:15:15,640 --> 02:15:18,480
I'm going at it and trying to hands free

3559
02:15:18,480 --> 02:15:20,640
for like 30 minutes and it feels like

3560
02:15:20,640 --> 02:15:22,440
I'm actually getting really close.

3561
02:15:24,160 --> 02:15:27,040
For some reason though, breathing is making it harder

3562
02:15:27,040 --> 02:15:28,520
to get to the climax.

3563
02:15:28,520 --> 02:15:29,760
So I held my breath.

3564
02:15:31,400 --> 02:15:33,760
I felt like I was getting closer and closer.

3565
02:15:33,760 --> 02:15:36,880
And whenever I was really straining, long story short,

3566
02:15:36,880 --> 02:15:39,960
I never came and ended up gasping for air.

3567
02:15:44,920 --> 02:15:47,360
I passed out and wake up two or three hours later.

3568
02:15:49,000 --> 02:15:52,000
My boyfriend woke up cause I was panting and laughing.

3569
02:15:54,720 --> 02:15:58,560
I was, I told him I had a nightmare where he blew me to sleep.

3570
02:15:58,560 --> 02:16:01,320
The next morning I wake up with a horrible pain in my chest.

3571
02:16:01,320 --> 02:16:03,000
I'm thinking of it's nothing really,

3572
02:16:03,000 --> 02:16:05,400
assuming I slept funny until I touch my neck

3573
02:16:05,400 --> 02:16:08,280
and feel literal air bubbles underneath my skin.

3574
02:16:08,280 --> 02:16:09,120
What?

3575
02:16:09,120 --> 02:16:09,960
Yeah.

3576
02:16:09,960 --> 02:16:11,120
Anytime I turned my head,

3577
02:16:11,120 --> 02:16:14,160
it sounded like rice crispies crackling in my neck.

3578
02:16:14,160 --> 02:16:16,520
At this point, my boyfriend is still asleep

3579
02:16:16,520 --> 02:16:17,920
and I'm Googling the symptoms.

3580
02:16:17,920 --> 02:16:20,640
All results say it happens whenever you pop your lung.

3581
02:16:20,640 --> 02:16:22,760
So I naturally freak out and text my mom

3582
02:16:22,760 --> 02:16:24,360
and ask if I should go to the ER.

3583
02:16:24,360 --> 02:16:25,280
She says yes.

3584
02:16:25,280 --> 02:16:27,840
And I wake my boyfriend and we go to the ER.

3585
02:16:27,840 --> 02:16:30,240
After an excruciating long day there,

3586
02:16:30,240 --> 02:16:33,600
they tell me that I have a small hole in either of my,

3587
02:16:33,600 --> 02:16:37,400
in either my lung or some sack or something around my lung.

3588
02:16:37,400 --> 02:16:38,560
I don't remember exactly,

3589
02:16:38,560 --> 02:16:42,680
but I believe it's called pneumomodiastium

3590
02:16:42,680 --> 02:16:44,840
and that I can't fly home.

3591
02:16:44,840 --> 02:16:47,040
They say it's fairly common in thin guys my age

3592
02:16:47,040 --> 02:16:50,000
and I probably coughed to them too roughly or something.

3593
02:16:50,000 --> 02:16:51,040
Little do they know.

3594
02:16:51,960 --> 02:16:53,920
Dude, I'm like a bus at night.

3595
02:16:53,920 --> 02:16:54,760
It almost bust your,

3596
02:16:54,760 --> 02:16:55,960
bust your fucking lungs.

3597
02:16:56,840 --> 02:16:58,360
I ended up taking a train home

3598
02:16:58,360 --> 02:17:00,560
and missing close to two weeks of school,

3599
02:17:00,560 --> 02:17:03,800
which ruined my GPA and caused me to lose my scholarship.

3600
02:17:03,800 --> 02:17:05,360
I'm homeless now.

3601
02:17:05,360 --> 02:17:06,200
By trying to-

3602
02:17:06,200 --> 02:17:08,560
There's like the absolute spiral of his life.

3603
02:17:08,560 --> 02:17:11,560
All trying to bust without touching himself

3604
02:17:11,560 --> 02:17:13,720
and holding his breath and like, ah.

3605
02:17:13,720 --> 02:17:16,520
Yeah, cause somehow like that makes him focus more.

3606
02:17:16,520 --> 02:17:17,880
Like man, he must've been really like

3607
02:17:17,880 --> 02:17:19,200
fucking straining his breath. Trying?

3608
02:17:19,200 --> 02:17:20,240
Yeah.

3609
02:17:20,240 --> 02:17:21,200
Jesus.

3610
02:17:21,200 --> 02:17:22,040
Pop a lung?

3611
02:17:22,040 --> 02:17:23,640
I used to hold my breath all the time for fun.

3612
02:17:23,640 --> 02:17:24,960
See how long you can hold your breath.

3613
02:17:24,960 --> 02:17:26,320
But he was straining apparently.

3614
02:17:26,320 --> 02:17:28,120
Apparently he was fucking struggling.

3615
02:17:28,120 --> 02:17:29,360
Like straining what?

3616
02:17:29,360 --> 02:17:30,760
That was the question like-

3617
02:17:30,760 --> 02:17:31,600
What the fuck?

3618
02:17:31,600 --> 02:17:33,000
Was it just fucking fucking the air?

3619
02:17:33,000 --> 02:17:33,840
Ah, ah.

3620
02:17:33,840 --> 02:17:34,680
Ah, ah.

3621
02:17:34,680 --> 02:17:36,160
That's just weird.

3622
02:17:36,160 --> 02:17:38,720
Or just sitting there trying to do Kegel's life.

3623
02:17:38,720 --> 02:17:39,560
Probably.

3624
02:17:39,560 --> 02:17:41,040
Like I broke his asshole too.

3625
02:17:42,240 --> 02:17:44,880
Next one is by string of maid.

3626
02:17:44,880 --> 02:17:45,920
This person puts,

3627
02:17:46,760 --> 02:17:49,080
I got my last bedroom TV in like 2016.

3628
02:17:49,080 --> 02:17:51,920
Since it's been pointed out, my brain has confused years.

3629
02:17:51,920 --> 02:17:54,360
That shit had been 2012-ish.

3630
02:17:54,360 --> 02:17:55,360
Before smart TVs,

3631
02:17:55,360 --> 02:17:57,640
or at least before they became accessible to me,

3632
02:17:57,640 --> 02:17:59,840
I had a Roku stick for it and hence utilized

3633
02:17:59,840 --> 02:18:01,640
two remote controls to operate it.

3634
02:18:01,640 --> 02:18:04,680
Last summer, my son wanted a new Xbox and since his,

3635
02:18:05,840 --> 02:18:07,920
since his one, I guess, Xbox One,

3636
02:18:07,920 --> 02:18:11,000
was still good for the cozy games I sometimes play,

3637
02:18:11,000 --> 02:18:12,960
I said, why not keep it for my bedroom

3638
02:18:12,960 --> 02:18:15,040
and get myself a new TV while I'm at it?

3639
02:18:15,040 --> 02:18:18,880
So I go, so I got a Roku TV. Cheap.

3640
02:18:18,880 --> 02:18:21,400
Did what I needed to, much bigger than my older one.

3641
02:18:21,400 --> 02:18:22,440
Great for the eyes.

3642
02:18:22,440 --> 02:18:25,920
One unit remote that looked like my Roku stick remote.

3643
02:18:25,920 --> 02:18:29,240
So I used it for a while, Xbox and streaming.

3644
02:18:29,240 --> 02:18:33,400
Then like I do, I fell out of TV and games mode for a while.

3645
02:18:33,400 --> 02:18:35,680
Gotta rotate those special interests, you know?

3646
02:18:35,680 --> 02:18:38,920
Well, after a few weeks, I went to my TV to turn it on

3647
02:18:38,920 --> 02:18:40,680
and could not find the TV remote.

3648
02:18:40,680 --> 02:18:43,040
There's the Roku remote, but no TV remote.

3649
02:18:43,040 --> 02:18:43,880
No.

3650
02:18:43,880 --> 02:18:46,200
Oh well, this cycle a few times,

3651
02:18:46,200 --> 02:18:48,960
it sporadically wanted to use the TV, no remote, et cetera.

3652
02:18:48,960 --> 02:18:51,160
Several months went by and I'm staring

3653
02:18:51,160 --> 02:18:52,720
at the Roku remote one day,

3654
02:18:52,720 --> 02:18:55,120
wondering where the TV remote could have possibly gone

3655
02:18:55,120 --> 02:18:56,520
when it dawned on me.

3656
02:18:56,520 --> 02:18:58,320
I only have one remote now.

3657
02:18:58,320 --> 02:18:59,360
It's the Roku remote.

3658
02:18:59,360 --> 02:19:00,200
Right.

3659
02:19:00,200 --> 02:19:01,040
For the Roku TV.

3660
02:19:02,160 --> 02:19:05,600
So he's like, where the fuck is the TV remote?

3661
02:19:05,600 --> 02:19:09,000
Because he just never, I guess I still use two remotes.

3662
02:19:09,000 --> 02:19:12,360
It's easier for the TV and the other one for the satellite.

3663
02:19:12,360 --> 02:19:14,480
But I mean, I understand like sometimes they-

3664
02:19:14,480 --> 02:19:15,480
Just not thinking about it?

3665
02:19:15,480 --> 02:19:17,680
Yeah, they've merged together really well.

3666
02:19:19,440 --> 02:19:21,480
Next one is by PeacefulLoveNirvana.

3667
02:19:22,440 --> 02:19:23,760
That's a bunch of words that all probably,

3668
02:19:23,760 --> 02:19:26,400
basically are sending EMS to each other.

3669
02:19:26,400 --> 02:19:29,440
It turned out to be the most violent story I've ever heard.

3670
02:19:29,440 --> 02:19:30,560
This happened last year

3671
02:19:30,560 --> 02:19:33,800
and was one of the most painful experiences of my life.

3672
02:19:33,800 --> 02:19:36,160
My fiance, I mean, I don't know if I can even talk.

3673
02:19:36,160 --> 02:19:40,880
My fiance and I went to our wedding in the Bahamas.

3674
02:19:40,880 --> 02:19:42,200
Ooh, special.

3675
02:19:42,200 --> 02:19:44,680
When we got to our hotel, our room wasn't ready yet.

3676
02:19:44,680 --> 02:19:46,720
We decided to drop our stuff off in a locker

3677
02:19:46,720 --> 02:19:48,400
and walk to the beach where we were towed

3678
02:19:48,400 --> 02:19:49,980
just down the block.

3679
02:19:51,520 --> 02:19:53,280
I only had sneakers readily accessible

3680
02:19:53,280 --> 02:19:55,040
and didn't feel like wearing them to the beach.

3681
02:19:55,040 --> 02:19:56,720
So I figured I could walk with barefoot

3682
02:19:56,720 --> 02:19:58,120
since we were so close.

3683
02:19:58,120 --> 02:19:59,520
That should be fine, right?

3684
02:19:59,520 --> 02:20:00,840
Wrong.

3685
02:20:00,840 --> 02:20:03,760
I got down the block from the hotel and I was in agony.

3686
02:20:03,760 --> 02:20:06,800
My fiance suggested that I go back to the-

3687
02:20:06,800 --> 02:20:08,880
Back, but it was hot.

3688
02:20:08,880 --> 02:20:10,540
And I thought we were closer to the beach

3689
02:20:10,540 --> 02:20:12,640
than what I figured would be okay.

3690
02:20:12,640 --> 02:20:13,600
Wrong once again.

3691
02:20:14,860 --> 02:20:18,020
The beach ended up being a half mile away from the hotel.

3692
02:20:18,020 --> 02:20:19,680
We weren't at a resort.

3693
02:20:19,680 --> 02:20:22,560
So I didn't want to be alone with my fiance

3694
02:20:22,560 --> 02:20:24,160
and ran to go get my shoes.

3695
02:20:24,160 --> 02:20:26,080
I decided to power through.

3696
02:20:26,080 --> 02:20:26,920
Once we got to the beach,

3697
02:20:26,920 --> 02:20:28,920
my feet were already starting to peel.

3698
02:20:28,920 --> 02:20:29,760
Thankfully-

3699
02:20:29,760 --> 02:20:31,440
Jesus Christ.

3700
02:20:31,440 --> 02:20:33,440
Thankfully our friend who lives in the Bahamas

3701
02:20:33,440 --> 02:20:35,120
was able to give us a ride back to the hotel

3702
02:20:35,120 --> 02:20:36,560
so we didn't have to walk back.

3703
02:20:36,560 --> 02:20:37,440
By the time we got back,

3704
02:20:37,440 --> 02:20:38,880
the feet was already starting to come off

3705
02:20:38,880 --> 02:20:40,360
in the bottom of my feet.

3706
02:20:40,360 --> 02:20:43,160
At the rehearsal dinner, I was already unable to walk.

3707
02:20:43,160 --> 02:20:45,840
The rest of the trip was spent

3708
02:20:45,840 --> 02:20:48,280
by taking every step in utter agony.

3709
02:20:48,280 --> 02:20:49,840
The one activity I wanted to do,

3710
02:20:49,840 --> 02:20:53,040
swimming with the pigs, I guess in the Bahamas,

3711
02:20:53,040 --> 02:20:53,880
I guess you can do that.

3712
02:20:53,880 --> 02:20:54,720
Oh yeah, yeah, there is.

3713
02:20:54,720 --> 02:20:56,880
These pigs are like all over the little island.

3714
02:20:56,880 --> 02:20:57,720
Yeah.

3715
02:20:58,680 --> 02:21:00,200
Was spent in so much pain

3716
02:21:00,200 --> 02:21:01,880
and I had to wear sneakers in the water.

3717
02:21:01,880 --> 02:21:04,160
Thankfully, a lifeguard bandaged my feet

3718
02:21:04,160 --> 02:21:05,840
but wasn't helpful with the pain.

3719
02:21:05,840 --> 02:21:09,000
On the way home, I had to get a wheelchair at the airport.

3720
02:21:09,000 --> 02:21:10,800
Jesus, man, you're fucking,

3721
02:21:10,800 --> 02:21:12,400
what's your whole vacation up?

3722
02:21:12,400 --> 02:21:13,440
By the time we got home,

3723
02:21:13,440 --> 02:21:15,680
the skin on the bottom of my feet was gone.

3724
02:21:15,680 --> 02:21:17,000
I ended up going to the ER

3725
02:21:17,000 --> 02:21:18,920
and had a pretty nasty infection.

3726
02:21:18,920 --> 02:21:19,760
Jesus.

3727
02:21:19,760 --> 02:21:21,680
I had to miss work for a week and I could not walk.

3728
02:21:21,680 --> 02:21:24,080
So yeah, wear shoes outside of the Bahamas.

3729
02:21:24,080 --> 02:21:25,200
Yeah, just to read you.

3730
02:21:25,200 --> 02:21:27,280
I would have just had my shoes with me on anyway.

3731
02:21:27,280 --> 02:21:29,160
Yeah, I would have too.

3732
02:21:29,160 --> 02:21:31,920
Like fucking retard.

3733
02:21:31,920 --> 02:21:33,840
Not only that, but like the minute I started feeling hot,

3734
02:21:33,840 --> 02:21:34,680
I'm like, I'm going back

3735
02:21:34,680 --> 02:21:36,720
because I'm not about to fucking burn my feet.

3736
02:21:36,720 --> 02:21:40,000
Imagine walking half a fucking mile.

3737
02:21:40,000 --> 02:21:41,960
I mean, you're not walking through regular grass.

3738
02:21:41,960 --> 02:21:42,800
Is this shit?

3739
02:21:43,680 --> 02:21:46,040
You're walking on concrete that's hot as hell.

3740
02:21:46,040 --> 02:21:47,920
Geez, I'm what a moron.

3741
02:21:47,920 --> 02:21:49,840
Next one is by Coffee Bitch.

3742
02:21:53,400 --> 02:21:55,840
Not a huge fuck up, just a dumb one.

3743
02:21:56,800 --> 02:21:57,800
For the last few weeks,

3744
02:21:57,800 --> 02:22:00,320
I've noticed a rhythmic clicking sound

3745
02:22:00,320 --> 02:22:02,880
coming from both of my AirPods whenever I work out,

3746
02:22:02,880 --> 02:22:06,280
specifically when using the treadmill or stair climber.

3747
02:22:06,280 --> 02:22:07,800
The clicking is the same volume

3748
02:22:07,800 --> 02:22:10,400
no matter the volume of the music.

3749
02:22:10,400 --> 02:22:12,440
It seemed to occur whenever I was moving,

3750
02:22:12,440 --> 02:22:13,880
not when standing still.

3751
02:22:13,880 --> 02:22:15,560
I reached out to Apple support

3752
02:22:15,560 --> 02:22:17,360
and they had never heard of such a problem.

3753
02:22:17,360 --> 02:22:20,120
My bitch, what the fuck is he talking about?

3754
02:22:20,120 --> 02:22:21,320
Imagine Apple like what?

3755
02:22:24,360 --> 02:22:26,760
I tried reconnecting the AirPods, no luck.

3756
02:22:26,760 --> 02:22:27,720
I brought them to the store

3757
02:22:27,720 --> 02:22:29,160
and they could not figure out what was wrong.

3758
02:22:29,160 --> 02:22:32,720
So they suggested that I upgrade to a newer model.

3759
02:22:32,720 --> 02:22:34,560
My previous AirPods were a couple of years old

3760
02:22:34,560 --> 02:22:35,640
at this point.

3761
02:22:35,640 --> 02:22:37,720
I buy the new AirPods and try them out the next day

3762
02:22:37,720 --> 02:22:38,560
at the gym.

3763
02:22:38,560 --> 02:22:39,920
The clicking is still there.

3764
02:22:41,120 --> 02:22:43,120
This continues for a few days until one day

3765
02:22:43,120 --> 02:22:45,680
I noticed that the clicking is gone.

3766
02:22:45,680 --> 02:22:49,200
The only difference is that I'm no longer wearing earrings.

3767
02:22:49,200 --> 02:22:50,280
Oh, Jesus Christ.

3768
02:22:50,280 --> 02:22:53,000
And I realized that my small, hooped earrings

3769
02:22:53,000 --> 02:22:55,440
had been rhythmically banging against my AirPods

3770
02:22:55,440 --> 02:22:56,640
each time I took a step.

3771
02:22:56,640 --> 02:22:57,480
Wow.

3772
02:22:57,480 --> 02:22:58,600
I fucking spent like what?

3773
02:22:58,600 --> 02:22:59,920
How much are the AirPods?

3774
02:22:59,920 --> 02:23:00,760
At least 250.

3775
02:23:00,760 --> 02:23:04,680
Like 250 on brand new AirPods for no fucking reason.

3776
02:23:05,880 --> 02:23:09,000
Just because your fucking ear was clicking and clacking.

3777
02:23:09,000 --> 02:23:10,040
Jesus.

3778
02:23:10,040 --> 02:23:11,360
You big ass hooped earrings.

3779
02:23:11,360 --> 02:23:16,360
I'm like, God dang girl, what did you fucking wear?

3780
02:23:17,240 --> 02:23:18,080
What was the old saying?

3781
02:23:18,080 --> 02:23:20,360
The bigger the hoops, the bigger the slut.

3782
02:23:20,360 --> 02:23:21,200
I don't know.

3783
02:23:22,440 --> 02:23:23,480
Like I thought you could always tell

3784
02:23:23,480 --> 02:23:25,280
who the sluts were in school.

3785
02:23:25,280 --> 02:23:28,000
The ones that were the big old hooped earrings.

3786
02:23:28,000 --> 02:23:29,960
It's like, oh gosh, they're fucked a lot.

3787
02:23:29,960 --> 02:23:31,200
He's a whore.

3788
02:23:33,320 --> 02:23:37,480
Next one is by Omilanta21.

3789
02:23:37,480 --> 02:23:38,720
Omilanta.

3790
02:23:38,720 --> 02:23:40,720
This person puts, hi y'all.

3791
02:23:40,720 --> 02:23:42,520
And I said hi y'all.

3792
02:23:42,520 --> 02:23:43,840
Hey y'all.

3793
02:23:43,840 --> 02:23:45,520
This happened this morning.

3794
02:23:45,520 --> 02:23:48,840
I've been walking, running five miles in the AM.

3795
02:23:48,840 --> 02:23:51,560
I think between 2 AM and 3 AM

3796
02:23:51,560 --> 02:23:53,600
because of the intense heat in my area.

3797
02:23:53,600 --> 02:23:54,800
Now I can relate.

3798
02:23:54,800 --> 02:23:55,640
It's hot out there.

3799
02:23:55,640 --> 02:23:57,360
It's a hot day.

3800
02:23:57,360 --> 02:23:58,960
I recently got one of those water backpacks

3801
02:23:58,960 --> 02:24:00,760
that carries three liters of water.

3802
02:24:00,760 --> 02:24:02,480
Apparently I drink more than I thought I did

3803
02:24:02,480 --> 02:24:04,560
whenever it's easier to access.

3804
02:24:04,560 --> 02:24:06,800
It was maybe 315, still pitch black,

3805
02:24:06,800 --> 02:24:09,280
other than the headlamps or headlamp that apparently

3806
02:24:09,280 --> 02:24:10,880
she's wearing when she's running.

3807
02:24:11,840 --> 02:24:15,000
I'm running whenever I feel a familiar pressure on my belly.

3808
02:24:15,000 --> 02:24:17,480
Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, pee, pee, pee, pee,

3809
02:24:17,480 --> 02:24:18,440
right fucking now.

3810
02:24:18,440 --> 02:24:20,800
Geez, I bet you had to pee.

3811
02:24:20,800 --> 02:24:22,760
After two cesarean surgeries,

3812
02:24:22,760 --> 02:24:26,560
it's extremely hard to hold it in, like very painful.

3813
02:24:26,560 --> 02:24:29,120
My neighborhood is dark, as fuck at this time,

3814
02:24:29,120 --> 02:24:30,280
hence the lamp.

3815
02:24:30,280 --> 02:24:32,320
So I decided I must find the darkest space

3816
02:24:32,320 --> 02:24:34,520
and use the tallest rock to lean on and go.

3817
02:24:34,520 --> 02:24:37,120
It goes from zero to a hundred in less than a minute.

3818
02:24:37,120 --> 02:24:39,200
Torrential downpour.

3819
02:24:39,200 --> 02:24:41,280
Thank God I was near the open forest

3820
02:24:41,280 --> 02:24:43,280
and didn't have to search long.

3821
02:24:43,280 --> 02:24:47,280
My eyes rest on a tall enough rock.

3822
02:24:47,280 --> 02:24:50,080
Yeah, my eyes rest on a tall enough rock.

3823
02:24:50,080 --> 02:24:51,840
I only clocked the height, that's it.

3824
02:24:51,840 --> 02:24:54,200
I ran as fast as possible, whipped my leggings down

3825
02:24:54,200 --> 02:24:55,840
like I'm Superman mid-change,

3826
02:24:55,840 --> 02:24:58,560
and immediately relief I felt,

3827
02:24:58,560 --> 02:25:01,480
until I felt urine running down my leg.

3828
02:25:01,480 --> 02:25:02,920
What the fuck?

3829
02:25:02,920 --> 02:25:06,240
I'm a grown ass woman, I know how to pee outside.

3830
02:25:06,240 --> 02:25:07,080
Okay.

3831
02:25:08,200 --> 02:25:11,000
I am in full squat mode, the shit didn't happen.

3832
02:25:11,000 --> 02:25:13,640
I investigate and I see a tiny little formation

3833
02:25:13,640 --> 02:25:15,080
in the rock that juts out,

3834
02:25:15,080 --> 02:25:18,160
causing the urine to sort of jump back up to my thigh

3835
02:25:18,160 --> 02:25:19,000
and run down.

3836
02:25:19,000 --> 02:25:19,840
It's back.

3837
02:25:20,840 --> 02:25:23,400
Due to the torrent of urine coming from my body,

3838
02:25:23,400 --> 02:25:26,400
I finish, clean myself up as much as possible

3839
02:25:26,400 --> 02:25:29,960
and think it's okay, until I pull up my pants.

3840
02:25:29,960 --> 02:25:33,920
That far away memory of being little

3841
02:25:33,920 --> 02:25:36,160
and pulling up your pants after having an accident

3842
02:25:36,160 --> 02:25:39,920
come back, why are my pants so warm?

3843
02:25:40,920 --> 02:25:43,160
Oh my God, I piss so much, I have,

3844
02:25:43,160 --> 02:25:45,760
and was so distressed about the pee on my legs

3845
02:25:45,760 --> 02:25:47,360
that I forgot about my leggings.

3846
02:25:48,680 --> 02:25:50,440
I accept my fate.

3847
02:25:50,440 --> 02:25:54,480
I begin the two mile walk back home in my pee pants.

3848
02:25:54,480 --> 02:25:55,800
Damn.

3849
02:25:55,800 --> 02:25:58,760
I had a damn diaper rash whenever I got home.

3850
02:25:58,760 --> 02:26:01,480
To be honest, I'm surprised my fucking shoes aren't filled.

3851
02:26:02,520 --> 02:26:04,920
I strip as fast as possible and hop in the shower.

3852
02:26:04,920 --> 02:26:09,160
And now I know to always, number one, bring toilet paper

3853
02:26:09,160 --> 02:26:10,960
and two, look closely at the rock.

3854
02:26:10,960 --> 02:26:11,800
Don't be me.

3855
02:26:13,240 --> 02:26:14,280
Edit.

3856
02:26:14,280 --> 02:26:17,320
The people in my DMs, I am not still in my pee pants.

3857
02:26:19,560 --> 02:26:21,440
That's bad that you gotta go back and put that there.

3858
02:26:21,440 --> 02:26:22,480
People are like that.

3859
02:26:23,680 --> 02:26:26,840
Next one is by RevolutionaryBat47.

3860
02:26:26,840 --> 02:26:28,560
This person puts, this didn't happen today

3861
02:26:28,560 --> 02:26:29,640
but a couple of years ago.

3862
02:26:29,640 --> 02:26:31,040
I don't know why people always do that.

3863
02:26:31,040 --> 02:26:33,200
Just put the fucking story.

3864
02:26:33,200 --> 02:26:35,960
I was on my way to the store to pick up a few items

3865
02:26:35,960 --> 02:26:38,360
for dinner, along the way I was stopped by a homeless man

3866
02:26:38,360 --> 02:26:39,600
in a wheelchair.

3867
02:26:39,600 --> 02:26:41,720
He was having difficulty moving as the sidewalks

3868
02:26:41,720 --> 02:26:42,920
were covered in snow.

3869
02:26:42,920 --> 02:26:45,520
He asked me to help him push him to a liquor store.

3870
02:26:46,680 --> 02:26:49,200
He's talking about a fucking liquor store.

3871
02:26:49,200 --> 02:26:52,160
He asked me to help him push him through the snow

3872
02:26:52,160 --> 02:26:53,120
to the liquor store.

3873
02:26:53,120 --> 02:26:55,440
I oblige as it's not too far away and the grocery store

3874
02:26:55,440 --> 02:26:59,080
is in the same area, I'll do my good deed for the day.

3875
02:26:59,080 --> 02:27:03,120
We're moving along nicely until we need to cross the street.

3876
02:27:03,120 --> 02:27:05,200
There's a small snow bank buildup

3877
02:27:05,200 --> 02:27:07,960
and I'm gonna have to maneuver this man up and over it.

3878
02:27:07,960 --> 02:27:10,080
I know, I'll tip the wheelchair,

3879
02:27:11,360 --> 02:27:13,600
let's see, I'll tip the wheelchair and push.

3880
02:27:13,600 --> 02:27:15,680
Well, as soon as I done that,

3881
02:27:15,680 --> 02:27:18,320
my feet went from underneath me, I slipped forward

3882
02:27:18,320 --> 02:27:21,480
and sucked my teeth into the man's dirty disgusting head.

3883
02:27:21,480 --> 02:27:22,920
You fucking bit him?

3884
02:27:22,920 --> 02:27:24,480
How the fuck did that,

3885
02:27:24,480 --> 02:27:26,920
there is a circumstance that I have you bite down

3886
02:27:26,920 --> 02:27:27,760
on some motherfucker.

3887
02:27:27,760 --> 02:27:28,880
Probably just the top.

3888
02:27:28,880 --> 02:27:31,520
Yeah, but it makes me feel like you're like, hot damn.

3889
02:27:33,160 --> 02:27:35,160
I could taste his hair on my tongue.

3890
02:27:35,160 --> 02:27:37,160
The old man's like, what the fuck?

3891
02:27:38,120 --> 02:27:39,760
I picked myself up, pick him up.

3892
02:27:42,000 --> 02:27:44,360
Fuckin' blood running down the fucking back of his head.

3893
02:27:44,360 --> 02:27:45,480
He's bleeding from his head.

3894
02:27:45,480 --> 02:27:46,320
Yeah.

3895
02:27:46,320 --> 02:27:49,320
I started to freak out that he's gonna stab me.

3896
02:27:49,320 --> 02:27:50,960
Thankfully, he was Canadian,

3897
02:27:50,960 --> 02:27:53,040
very polite about the mishap.

3898
02:27:53,040 --> 02:27:55,440
Oh, you sorry me, dokey.

3899
02:27:55,440 --> 02:27:57,080
What the fuck, hey man.

3900
02:27:57,080 --> 02:27:59,400
I bring him to the liquor store and give him 20 bucks

3901
02:27:59,400 --> 02:28:00,240
as an apology.

3902
02:28:01,320 --> 02:28:03,720
I can still taste his head in my mouth.

3903
02:28:03,720 --> 02:28:06,320
Jeez, I'd go straight home and brush my teeth.

3904
02:28:06,320 --> 02:28:08,120
So I buy some mouthwash in the store

3905
02:28:08,120 --> 02:28:11,240
and rinse all the way home, would not recommend.

3906
02:28:11,240 --> 02:28:12,080
Weird.

3907
02:28:13,680 --> 02:28:15,560
So what, some of the way when you try to do a good deed

3908
02:28:15,560 --> 02:28:17,560
and it fucking gets worse than it was.

3909
02:28:17,560 --> 02:28:18,400
Exactly.

3910
02:28:18,400 --> 02:28:19,720
You're like, well fuck it,

3911
02:28:19,720 --> 02:28:21,800
next one is by Mermaid Paint.

3912
02:28:21,800 --> 02:28:22,960
Mermaid Paint.

3913
02:28:22,960 --> 02:28:25,520
This person puts, I've always eaten canned kidney beans,

3914
02:28:25,520 --> 02:28:27,960
but times are rough and I've decided to try beans

3915
02:28:27,960 --> 02:28:32,480
and try a beans and rice recipe with my instant pot this week.

3916
02:28:32,480 --> 02:28:35,680
That includes dry beans, something I have never cooked before.

3917
02:28:35,680 --> 02:28:38,240
I followed the directions, I cooked it, smelled good,

3918
02:28:38,240 --> 02:28:39,240
I couldn't wait to dig in.

3919
02:28:39,240 --> 02:28:42,240
One problem, some of the beans were under cooked.

3920
02:28:42,240 --> 02:28:43,360
Who cares, right?

3921
02:28:43,360 --> 02:28:44,400
Wrong.

3922
02:28:44,400 --> 02:28:45,600
I didn't feel great.

3923
02:28:45,600 --> 02:28:48,880
I have other GI issues, so the beans were under cooked.

3924
02:28:48,880 --> 02:28:52,520
I have other GI issues, so the thought, it might be related.

3925
02:28:52,520 --> 02:28:54,680
The next day, I had some of the leftovers

3926
02:28:54,680 --> 02:28:57,400
in my GI system processed a lot.

3927
02:28:57,400 --> 02:29:00,200
It was, I was struggling not to throw up.

3928
02:29:00,200 --> 02:29:02,680
That's whenever I Googled under cooked red kidney beans

3929
02:29:02,680 --> 02:29:04,520
and realized I'd poisoned myself.

3930
02:29:04,520 --> 02:29:05,520
Damn.

3931
02:29:05,520 --> 02:29:08,160
The rest of the leftovers are going into the garbage.

3932
02:29:08,160 --> 02:29:09,560
I checked the recipe again.

3933
02:29:09,560 --> 02:29:12,080
It doesn't say anything about soaking the beans first.

3934
02:29:12,080 --> 02:29:13,520
Maybe I should stick with canned.

3935
02:29:13,520 --> 02:29:15,200
The rice came out perfect though.

3936
02:29:15,200 --> 02:29:16,680
Yay.

3937
02:29:16,680 --> 02:29:17,760
Yeah, you gotta cook your beans.

3938
02:29:17,760 --> 02:29:20,840
You can't just eat raw beans.

3939
02:29:20,840 --> 02:29:22,600
Like at all.

3940
02:29:22,600 --> 02:29:25,600
And last one for today is by Adventure Tart.

3941
02:29:25,600 --> 02:29:27,360
Adventure Tart?

3942
02:29:27,360 --> 02:29:30,480
Sorry, Adventure Russ Tart.

3943
02:29:30,480 --> 02:29:31,400
This person puts.

3944
02:29:31,400 --> 02:29:33,920
So I have a thing for spice.

3945
02:29:33,920 --> 02:29:35,160
Like it doesn't scorch my mouth.

3946
02:29:35,160 --> 02:29:36,400
Spice.

3947
02:29:36,400 --> 02:29:37,880
Shit.

3948
02:29:37,880 --> 02:29:40,280
That's always the thing.

3949
02:29:40,280 --> 02:29:42,680
Like if it doesn't scorch my mouth and make my nose drip,

3950
02:29:42,680 --> 02:29:43,760
I don't want it.

3951
02:29:43,760 --> 02:29:44,800
And I don't want to eat it.

3952
02:29:44,800 --> 02:29:48,760
I want to be an absolute fucking mess.

3953
02:29:48,760 --> 02:29:52,920
And I saw those shin ramen noodles and they served

3954
02:29:52,920 --> 02:29:55,080
their purpose all right and they were good.

3955
02:29:55,080 --> 02:29:57,080
Except whenever I was making them,

3956
02:29:57,080 --> 02:29:59,280
I got some of the fire sauce or whatever it's called

3957
02:29:59,280 --> 02:30:02,880
all over my hands and didn't think to wash my hands.

3958
02:30:02,880 --> 02:30:05,520
Because I was too worried about eating my noodles.

3959
02:30:05,520 --> 02:30:07,360
Now I have a septum piercing.

3960
02:30:07,360 --> 02:30:08,480
It's nice.

3961
02:30:08,480 --> 02:30:10,640
And nice and new and still healing.

3962
02:30:10,640 --> 02:30:12,960
And I move it around because I don't.

3963
02:30:12,960 --> 02:30:13,720
Let's see.

3964
02:30:13,720 --> 02:30:14,680
God, the way it's written.

3965
02:30:14,680 --> 02:30:16,880
Somebody had to type it off all their phone.

3966
02:30:17,800 --> 02:30:20,400
And was moving it around because I don't like whenever

3967
02:30:20,400 --> 02:30:22,760
it's all the way to one side.

3968
02:30:22,760 --> 02:30:27,760
If it makes sense, it just, just think it looks stupid.

3969
02:30:28,080 --> 02:30:29,920
And about two seconds after touching it,

3970
02:30:29,920 --> 02:30:31,440
I felt pain I cannot describe.

3971
02:30:32,480 --> 02:30:33,320
Yeah.

3972
02:30:33,320 --> 02:30:35,160
Spiciness on a fresh piercing.

3973
02:30:35,160 --> 02:30:36,640
Yeah.

3974
02:30:36,640 --> 02:30:38,560
It must have fucking killed.

3975
02:30:40,000 --> 02:30:43,080
The best way I can describe it is Satan shoving his

3976
02:30:43,080 --> 02:30:45,960
whole hand up into your nose and out your ass.

3977
02:30:45,960 --> 02:30:48,280
I could actually feel the burning in my toes.

3978
02:30:48,280 --> 02:30:51,160
I was sitting on the ground rolling like I was on fire.

3979
02:30:51,160 --> 02:30:53,960
I think my stop, drop and roll instincts kicked in

3980
02:30:53,960 --> 02:30:57,080
because I felt my body like it was on a lake of fire of hell.

3981
02:30:57,080 --> 02:30:59,480
I don't think God could save me from this pain.

3982
02:30:59,480 --> 02:31:02,480
Now the process of trying to extinguish the eternal flame

3983
02:31:02,480 --> 02:31:03,960
that was sitting in my nose,

3984
02:31:03,960 --> 02:31:06,280
I managed to spill a bowl of dog food.

3985
02:31:06,280 --> 02:31:08,520
And then whenever the pain really died down,

3986
02:31:08,520 --> 02:31:10,640
I had to clean up the pile of dog food too.

3987
02:31:10,640 --> 02:31:13,240
But the noodles were bomb, worth it 100%.

3988
02:31:13,240 --> 02:31:14,560
Fuck.

3989
02:31:14,560 --> 02:31:15,840
Shit would kill.

3990
02:31:15,840 --> 02:31:16,680
Oh.

3991
02:31:18,240 --> 02:31:19,880
Spicy sauce on a piercing?

3992
02:31:19,880 --> 02:31:20,720
Yeah.

3993
02:31:20,720 --> 02:31:23,120
A little freshly pierced piercing, man.

3994
02:31:23,120 --> 02:31:23,960
Oh.

3995
02:31:23,960 --> 02:31:25,880
Was that fucking burned the hell out of her?

3996
02:31:25,880 --> 02:31:26,920
Or him, I don't know.

3997
02:31:26,920 --> 02:31:28,280
I didn't say.

3998
02:31:28,280 --> 02:31:29,120
That person.

3999
02:31:29,120 --> 02:31:30,560
It's just an adventurous tart.

4000
02:31:33,800 --> 02:31:36,960
Man, it's like the same thing I'm like touching your cock

4001
02:31:36,960 --> 02:31:38,920
after you could touch the jalapenos or something.

4002
02:31:38,920 --> 02:31:39,760
Oh, yeah.

4003
02:31:39,760 --> 02:31:40,600
You're like, no.

4004
02:31:43,800 --> 02:31:44,800
The fire is real.

4005
02:31:46,800 --> 02:31:48,120
The hell is real.

4006
02:31:48,120 --> 02:31:51,000
So imagine a piercing there and then touching it.

4007
02:31:51,000 --> 02:31:52,360
Man.

4008
02:31:52,360 --> 02:31:53,600
With a jalapeno hand?

4009
02:31:53,600 --> 02:31:57,160
Like a freshly pierced cock.

4010
02:31:57,160 --> 02:32:00,640
You fucking rub down to pee and you fucking,

4011
02:32:00,640 --> 02:32:03,400
you just wipe your hands all over the fucking piercing

4012
02:32:03,400 --> 02:32:05,360
and the hole and there's jalapenos

4013
02:32:05,360 --> 02:32:07,840
and you're just like, well, this is my life now.

4014
02:32:07,840 --> 02:32:08,680
Pain.

4015
02:32:08,680 --> 02:32:10,080
Permanent, eternal pain.

4016
02:32:10,080 --> 02:32:11,920
Hey, remember you said you wanted pleasure with pain.

4017
02:32:11,920 --> 02:32:12,760
There you go.

4018
02:32:14,960 --> 02:32:16,200
Spread it.

4019
02:32:16,200 --> 02:32:17,160
Spread the joy.

4020
02:32:18,120 --> 02:32:19,000
Good God.

4021
02:32:19,000 --> 02:32:19,840
Good God, y'all.

4022
02:32:20,880 --> 02:32:22,200
Why?

4023
02:32:22,200 --> 02:32:23,560
That's all the Reddit I've got today.

4024
02:32:23,560 --> 02:32:25,480
Anything else to add before we head out?

4025
02:32:25,480 --> 02:32:26,960
I guess that's it for life.

4026
02:32:28,920 --> 02:32:29,760
All right.

4027
02:32:29,760 --> 02:32:32,320
Well, with that, we will see you guys on the next episode.

4028
02:32:32,320 --> 02:32:37,320
Bye.