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Hello and welcome back to the podcast.

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I'm Michael.

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I'm Noe.

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And we are the Knights of Entertainment, a podcast covering your favorite or none of

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them, movies, games, cartoon books, anime, and more weekly.

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We appreciate you being here and hope you enjoy the show.

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Let's go ahead and get started.

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All right.

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So we are now on the second part of season two of the YSQJ Now.

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And for episode six of this show, I couldn't really find one skit that I liked overall.

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So I just picked one of the ones that was just random was Zach meeting Trevor at the

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park.

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And when they meet up, he's like, Hey, what's up, Trevor?

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And Trevor's like, Oh my God.

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Hi.

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And like he's he starts doing all these like weird like acting weird around Zach, right?

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And Zach, what the fuck is wrong with you?

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And eventually throw with this whole thing like, you were great in that one movie like

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he and all this and that.

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It turns out that Trevor had just recently came back from the doctor and he was diagnosed

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with this disease that makes him think that everyone looks like or everyone is Forrest

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Whitaker, the actor.

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And Zach is like, so you just came back from the doctor and were diagnosed with this and

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you just assume when you first saw me that I was going to be Forrest Whitaker.

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And he's like, well, you know, chances you never know.

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Instead of like, you know, using some logic and saying like, I just, you know, I just

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got diagnosed.

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It can't be Forrest Whitaker.

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And so he just assumed it was Forrest Whitaker off the bat.

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So then Timmy comes in, right.

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And then Trevor turns toward him.

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He's like, Oh my God.

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He thinks it's Forrest Whitaker again.

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Such a goofy little skit, but I liked it because I just said, just like Zach's like, like he's

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just like, I'm over this shit.

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None of us is Forrest Whitaker.

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You need to stop.

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And you're talking to both of us, we can't both be Forrest Whitaker.

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And he's like, well, that's so you have to be Forrest Whitaker.

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He just, he just picks one as Forrest Whitaker.

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All right.

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So episode seven of season two, it's in the skit is Sam as the wife, Trevor's the husband,

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Timmy's the son and Darren is the daughter.

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And so basically, Trevor's, he's got the whole beard.

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And it's funny because he makes the beard gray, but his hair is still black.

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And so, you know, he's older, I guess he's supposed to be older and he's sitting at the

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coffee table or at the kitchen table.

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He's pulling out a typewriter and then he's like, he's like writing something.

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Sam, the wife comes in and he's like, Oh, what'd you do with husband?

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And he's like, Oh, well, I got up this morning and I figured I'll start writing that novel

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I've been talking about writing or that book I've been talking about.

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I've been talking about writing and she's like, Oh, what's it about?

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He's like, Oh, it's the 10 chapters or 10 steps on how to have a successful relationship.

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And Sam, I can't convey how well he did this line.

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He's like, Oh, 10 steps on how to have a successful relationship.

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Like the way he does successful, like he, like he, it's like, it's hard to explain.

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Like he takes it a tone lower and then like a halting stop for a second successful relationship

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that you know, when he said that there was going to be conflict.

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And like, I, it was just like, I don't know what, like lately I've been loving like the

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way actors like they, they do a lot more than you think they do.

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Like that was a perfect, at least a good one.

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So at least a good one.

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Right.

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Like that was just like a perfect way to convey like that, that she didn't believe that he

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had a good, enough understanding of relationships to make a good book.

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And it was all spoken in one simple line.

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Yeah.

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10, 10 steps on how to have a successful relationship.

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I can't even do it because you have to watch it.

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It's so beautifully spoken.

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And then Trevor flips out.

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So what the fuck is the problem?

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And they start having this massive fucking argument.

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Trevor says like, you're lucky I'm me.

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Like I'm about to hit you and like, I wish you would you fucking puss.

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So they start cussing each other out, having this huge argument.

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And that's basically the whole skit is like him trying to keep her like chapter one, come

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in, accepting your partner's flaws, one in all.

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And then she's in the back talking shit to her friend on the phone and he gets up and

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he throws a chair and then Timmy comes in and he starts crying because they're arguing.

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Then Darren comes in and she's about to pepper spray both of them.

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Like if you want to do one of your fucking hits, it touches me.

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I'm calling the child protective services.

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And she runs out with a fucking pepper sprayer in hand.

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I'm like, what the fuck kind of relationship marriage family is this?

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They're just having this fucking random ass argument one morning as Trevor tries to finish

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his fucking book.

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It was so, but just that line from Sam, the way he delivered it, sold me on the whole

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fucking skit.

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It's an actual relationship.

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Just like, I'm like, wow, that was spoken so fucking well.

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Chapter eight or not chapter eight, episode eight, season two, we have Trevor who's a,

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he just got done, I guess from a busy day.

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He's all happy.

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So he decided he's going to have himself a little wank, little, you know, a little jerket.

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Oh, I don't blame him.

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I love the salami.

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I can do whatever the fuck I want.

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Whatever the fuck I want.

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Imagine being that person that lands on.

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Imagine being that guy watching out the window like what the fuck is that?

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And so, so he's like, awesome.

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So, but his way to jack off, right, is auto erotic asphyxiation.

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He's got a noose just, just, just high enough.

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So like if he, if he like bucks it, buckles his knees, he'll, he'll be like, eh.

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So he fucking pulls his pants down and gets on the noose, right?

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And he just starts going off.

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He's like, he just starts fucking, like, this is the greatest day of my fucking life.

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And then right as he climaxes, his fucking spirit, I guess, or his soul comes out of

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his body and his body just lays there and fucking hanging there.

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And he realized that he's fucking dead.

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And so he's freaking out.

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He's trying to figure out any way that he can come back to his body.

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So he thinks that he can't touch it.

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He wants to at least die with dignity.

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He doesn't want to find him hanging there with his cock in his hand, fucking noose around

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his neck.

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So, he's like, he's, he's got this like, he's like, oh, I can move stuff with my ghost abilities,

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right?

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So he starts moving his left hand, but instead of doing anything useful, he ends up putting

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that left hand up his asshole.

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So he's like, oh no, this is way worse than it was before.

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So then I think like he, he puts his thumb up his ass before he jacks off.

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Before auto erotic asphyxiation.

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So Timmy finds him and starts taking pictures of him instead of putting him in a dignified

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position.

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This male, this Timmy came to pick him up because they were basically like themselves

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in the skits.

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It's Trevor and Timmy and Timmy is supposed to pick him up for a show.

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Like, oh, what is he doing?

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He just starts taking pictures on his phone.

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The newspaper comes in and played by Zach and he's like, can I have some, a couple of

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pictures of you guys before the show?

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When he catches, you know, Trevor, he takes a bunch of pictures.

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Same as Trevor's mom comes in and I knew he was a gay.

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I don't know why that has to be.

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I just knew it.

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That's somehow just solidified with her thoughts about him.

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She already knew.

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Apparently if you're an erotic asphyxia, you're a homosexual.

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I had no idea.

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It reminds me of that Robin Williams movie.

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The greatest dad.

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Robin Williams?

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The one you told me, the one we talked about.

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Trying to fuck himself up.

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Jesus.

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Same way.

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So he's a dangerous high.

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The one was a quiet mire.

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He said where it's like when he's getting strangled, I do that to myself every night.

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I guess like because you, you like toughen up on the, right?

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Like you get used to it.

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That's why it gets harder and harder and eventually you just go over the line.

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And then you just feel you're just fucking dead.

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Always have self control people.

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And don't strangle yourself.

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Or do it's your choice.

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It ain't my business.

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So Trevor's freaking out because he's in ghost form and a God comes in out of nowhere,

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like just the voice, right?

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And he gives him one, like, are you like, do you feel repentant?

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He's like, yes.

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Like if I give you another chance at life, will you do better?

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He's like, yes.

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But instead of going back in time to like give him like another chance.

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He's gotta go from right there?

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From right that moment he comes back to life.

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I'm like, man, that's cold as fuck.

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It's cold as ice.

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Having to start from that fucking position.

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Literally.

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Like if they found me face down ass up with a lollipop in my ass and I just come back

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to life, just leave me dead.

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You don't want to come back to that with that embarrassment?

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Hell no.

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So there was an extra skit on episode eight that I wanted because it was so fucking random.

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So Sam is just, I guess he's the dad.

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Yeah, Sam's the dad and Trevor's the son and Sam's getting ready for work in the morning.

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He's getting his coffee.

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Like he goes to the kitchen counter, picks up his coffee, turns around and there's like

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one of those little islands, island counters, you know, like in between the kitchen that

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some have and he notices there's a little VHS tape and a TV with like one of those little

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mini TVs that had its own like built in VHS.

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Those shit were fucking bonked.

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I missed that.

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You kids have no idea.

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The VHS built into a TV.

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Oh, portable.

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Yeah, the VHS players, man.

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And so he, there's a tape in there that says, dad play me.

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So he throws it, he puts the tape in, he's like, what is this shit?

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And he took his coffee and it's Trevor and he's saying how he has this great adventure

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for his dad on how to find his car keys.

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It's like a scavenger hunt to find his car keys.

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So like first dad, what you need to do is go through those strings over there, pull out

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the right one and then turn this tape off.

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So he looks over, right?

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And there is just like fucking like hundreds of strings just strewn out all over the kitchen

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table, like all over all these weird fucking angles, like just everywhere, right?

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Like it's fucking like just chaotic.

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And Sam just like, I don't have fucking time for this.

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That's all he's like, I don't have fucking time for that.

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I gotta get to work.

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So he, without even stopping the tape and the camera stays on the tape and the jokes,

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like the comedies in the background, you're supposed to imagine it.

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Like, cause you hear Sam going up to Trevor's room.

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Trevor's still talking on the tape, right?

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All this and that, like, oh, now you gotta get the map that I wrote down on my body and

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then you gotta do this, you gotta do that.

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And in the back you hear like, where the fuck are my fucking keys?

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And you can hear him just beating the shit out of Trevor.

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Give me my motherfucking keys, I ain't got time for this shit.

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And in the tape, Trevor says like, the reason I did this, dad, was like, cause I just felt

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like we've been growing apart and I wanted us to spend more time together.

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So I decided to make this little scavenger hunt so that you'd come and talk to me and

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hang out.

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Like that was the, that's the line of the thing, but in the background, you gave me

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my motherfucking keys, beating the shit out of him.

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You can hear the bell whipping.

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It's like, give me my keys.

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It's such a weird juxtaposition.

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And wholesome, like a son trying to get, spend time with his dad.

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And then in the background, his dad beating the fucking dog shit out of him.

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And they always make Sam that violent father for some reason.

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He plays this so well.

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Like at the very end, like the very last, so the, right before the skit ends, you can

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just hear like, give me my keys.

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And you hear like fucking, my god, he's beating the hell out of him.

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This is the same kid from the other skit?

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Trevor?

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No, Trevor is the kid this time.

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Oh, okay.

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Instead of Trevor being the dad and then Sam being the wife.

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Yeah.

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He beat the hell out of him.

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All right, so episode nine has my second all time favorite skit.

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It would be number one if it wasn't for the Abraham Lincoln skit in season one, episode

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one, where, you know, Abraham Lincoln gets hammered in the ass so hard he dies.

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So Jenkins, played by Zach, comes into this office of their, the owner of the, this corporation,

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the CEO, whatever.

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And he notices his boss, played by Trevor, who's also the same mustache with the hair.

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He plays the old office man really well.

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And he notices he's like sitting in the corner, like he's not in the corner, but he's sitting,

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I guess it is a corner, because he's in the corner underneath this little spot where you

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can't see from the window, because there's like huge windows in this, like he's in a

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skyscraper, like one of the top, I guess one of the, probably the top building or the top

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floor because he's the CEO.

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And he, Jenkins, Zach, notices him there and like Trevor's like, Jenkins, get down, get

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down, Jenkins.

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And Jenkins gets down and then he makes him, then he crawls all the way to the desk, that's

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up against the window.

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He's like, Jenkins, you almost had your head blown off.

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Apparently there was a sniper in the building across the street trying to get at the CEO.

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And Jenkins, of course he's like, what the fuck are you talking about?

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Because like Jenkins came in to ask him something, right?

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He was completely superseded by the situation.

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He's like, Jenkins, there's a merger happening between the three companies and the company

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next door doesn't want it to happen.

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So they said, I woke up this morning, go into my office and what do I see?

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A goddamn sniper across the street trying to take a beeline on me.

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So Jenkins is like, what?

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He's like, here's what I need you to do, Jenkins, I need you to pop up real quick because he's

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got a bead on me.

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He won't have time to readjust and get you.

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Tell me which floor he is.

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I know he's on the 37th floor, but I don't know if he's on the third window from the

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left or the third window from the right or the fourth window from the right.

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And like, he's like, go ahead, Jenkins.

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And Jenkins pops up right here and he pops with that real quick, oh, fuck, oh, shit,

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there is a fucking sniper.

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Like now he's like, now he realizes some real shit.

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So he started freaking out.

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And then Trevor goes into this weird spiel about how he dedicated his whole life to make

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his company number one.

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It's a weird way to do it while he like, because he has Jenkins like, Jenkins, give me that

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box behind the couch.

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And he pulls out this fucking box and he opens up the box.

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And then he's telling him like, what he had to sacrifice, like two marriages, a heart

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attack, missing, losing every single weekend of his life.

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He's fucking putting a sniper rifle together.

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Just like, God, just like the weird way they did it, right?

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Doing something like, real estate, like, you know, how you will, how would you, how to

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succeed in a business by sacrificing a lot of your life.

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At the same time, doing something surreal or unconventional by putting a sniper rifle

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together.

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Like he's going, so all right, Jenkins.

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So he puts the sniper rifle together, fucking pops in the fucking, like, and then he puts

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it together too.

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It's really cool.

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He puts the whole fucking sniper gun together.

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And then he's like, he pulls up the intercom from his desk and he's like, Francine, I don't

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know her secretary's name, but I'm just like, Francine, could you send one of the interns

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in please?

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And fucking Timmy walks in like, you more coffee, sir?

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And boom, gets his fucking shit blown the fuck up.

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Like gets his head blown clean the fuck off his butt.

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But he's like a hole in his left eye when he got, or right where he got fucking shot.

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And the fucking, with the sniper taking a shot on him, Trevor pops up and fucking kills

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the sniper.

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He pulls out a piece of glass and looks at it like, that is a kill.

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And he's like, ah, good thing, good job, Jenkins.

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Jenkins is, by the way, he's like, what the fuck is going on?

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So he gets a phone call from the opposite company, right?

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And they're like, hey, how's it going, Harold?

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Nice try with that sniper.

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Now, you know, this mergers going in and like, they actually go into like real like a business

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thing.

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I'm like, I have no idea what the fuck is going on.

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But it, but all of a sudden they, the opposing office, cause they're like across the street,

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they throw a fucking flashbang into the fucking office.

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And like, he just looks down and it pointed and looks at Jenkins flashbang and he fucking

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covers his face and that shit blows up, right?

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And then like when Jenkins like gets back to being oriented, cause he's like, oh, you

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got this one I do with the flashbang.

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You see Trevor trying to level a mortar thing.

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The ones with the mortar ones?

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Then he like, he snaps at Jenkins and he points to the opposite end of the couch.

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Jenkins goes to the opposite side and he pulls out these fucking mortar little bombs.

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And I'm like, what the fuck?

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And he fucking, he's like, come on, give it here.

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Like he doesn't say anything, but he starts like, you know, snapping his fingers.

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He throws it to him.

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He fucking pops into the thing, little the pipe and he fucking blows out.

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You hear an explosion next door and you hear a bunch of people screaming and like, you

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still there Harold?

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And then like, apparently wouldn't the, after that, they agreed to the, his terms and he's

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like, all right, I'll see you.

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I'll see you on the, on the, uh, on the Wall Street floor or some shit and he fucking hangs

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up.

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It's like, ah, another day of business Jenkins.

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So what can I do for you Jenkins?

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And he's like, uh, my brother's having a wedding in two weeks.

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I was wondering if I can get that Friday off as a vacation day in terms of, no, like get

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out.

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I'm like, wow.

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But it's basically taking like the, uh, the metaphor of war between companies to an actual

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like an actual, like a physical confrontation.

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Like he just fucking wake up one morning, you get a sniper beeline on you, a flashbang

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toss back a fucking mortar strike.

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I'm like, God, hey, maybe one day in the future we'll be like that.

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But for now it's not Boeing and Northrop Grumman.

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The day we have standing armies for the companies, that's the day, you know, we're getting close

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to the army.

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Like, hey, you're going to join the army?

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Which one?

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You know, McDonald's is having a good benefits.

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Have you seen all those stories coming out about McDonald's?

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All the headlines are says McFucked.

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McSquare.

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I haven't liked McDonald's.

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I mean, I like the food.

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It's fine.

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But I haven't, I haven't, I lost a lot of respect for McDonald's when I found out the

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monopoly shit was fake.

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That the people that were in control of it were keeping all the actual prizes.

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And I was like, cause I was, every fucking year that that monopoly shit came out, never

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won.

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And I kept wondering, what the fuck?

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No one ever wins this.

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That's why.

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And it turns out these motherfuckers were hedging the funds or hedging the bets on their side.

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Yeah.

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Assholes.

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Let's see.

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There is another bonus one for episode nine.

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So Trevor, there's this homeless woman played by an actual woman and not one of the main

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cast like Sam or somebody.

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And she's just been, it's cold.

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It's like New York.

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Like she's got a big jacket, like one of those like snow caps on.

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You can tell it's fucking freezing.

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And Trevor walks up from down the street and he goes in his pocket and give her some change

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and they make eye contact.

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Like, did you feel that?

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He's like, yeah.

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And like, it was like love at first sight.

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So they go on this long extended date throughout the night, right?

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And they go out to eat, they go to a movie, all this stuff happens, right?

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And they go back to his place and he's like, I never thought this stuff actually happens.

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And they're going on like an actual like romantic comedy.

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And he's like, but I want to take it slow.

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I don't want to just, you know, jump into anything and all this and that.

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And so he's like, well, I'll see you later.

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And she's like, yeah.

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So he goes inside and she just kind of sleeps because she's homeless.

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She sleeps on the, on the steps of his apartment complex.

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He comes back out and he's like, could you, you know, leave?

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So he's like, you know, you gotta go.

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So she just wanders away.

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And I'm like, what the fuck?

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It's so random.

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Like I said, you know, letting her come to his, you know, like he wanted to take it slow.

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So I'll see you around.

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And he's like, you know, well, bye.

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And he just, you just like, the way she just like just looks around, right.

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And then just sits on the steps.

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I'm like, where else is she going to go?

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Away from there?

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That's what he wanted.

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Like, well, can you, you know, like he nudges her like, episode 10 season two was a little

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different than the original ones because they had, they, they were filming one of their

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live shows that they would do like for like college campuses and stuff.

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Which we, we, they would be packed when they went to go do them.

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I guess after season one, they got really popular with the college crowd.

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So they were doing a bunch of live, like live stuff at a college campuses and they were

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filming one of them.

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And so a lot of their skits were just like, they were actually just all improv and no

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like gimmicks or makeup or anything.

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And I guess the funniest one to me was like, to Derek just come down like, here's Sonic

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getting mugged.

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And it's just, it's just Trevor skipping hands closed, right?

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Someone stabs him and he just fucking throws all these fucking coins in the air and fucking

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dies.

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So yeah, I guess that's how when Sonic got mugged, all the coins would fucking fly out.

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But it was a nice little look at the group in their real personality without like in

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the, like, cause you know, they have to act in the-

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Without it being scripted.

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Yeah.

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Like that.

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Like it's just them like, like the behind the scenes stuff.

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So it was cool.

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And I forgot that cause I thought that was its own special episode that came out like

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a couple of years after, but I got to know it was season two.

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Yeah.

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Like it was actually an episode of the series.

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Of the series.

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Yeah.

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I was like, oh, well that's surprising.

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That's kind of cool though.

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So that is it for the Why Does Kid You Know?

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Season two.

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It's so short now that I think when I do the full season, like season, so season three,

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four and five will be episode one through 10.

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Yeah.

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So next week it'll be season one, season three, one through 10.

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Then the week after that.

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That way-

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Four through 10.

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That way-

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Four, one through 10.

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Yeah.

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That way it'll be more, more little skits cause their skits are pretty quick.

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So now I want to do this new thing called the, where I just cover random cinema stuff.

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Maybe not like, I want to call it like the cinema center or something.

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Like where we cover everything cinema, short of like reality TV shows, which I don't like.

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Yeah.

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I like documentaries.

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Reality with a quotation mark.

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With a quotation.

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Like I'm not going to watch Jersey Shore.

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I might watch The Girls Next Door.

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You remember that story about the second season that screwed me over.

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Stuff like that.

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But documentaries, film, TV, like actual, you know, cinema.

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Well, I guess documentaries aren't cinema, but they're still like, you know, storytelling

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in a way.

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Yeah.

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A visual storytelling.

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So I'll be watching random stuff and I'll talk about it.

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Nothing in depth, but just like my thoughts, like when I did with like the, the, the Fast

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and Furious earlier, stuff like that.

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And so I didn't have a lot to talk about today, but I ran into some random show on Tubi and

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I was like, what?

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And you know what it was?

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Animorphs.

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Animorphs is on Tubi.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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Two seasons.

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The first season is 20 episodes, season two, six episodes.

479
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:23,960
And so when I watched something, like when I was watching the White is Kid, You Know,

480
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:26,040
it brought back memories of me watching it back.

481
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:27,040
Like I remember that.

482
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:28,040
I remember that.

483
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,040
Yeah.

484
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:30,040
When I was watching the Animorphs, right?

485
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:32,040
Cause I was so far, I've seen the first 10 episodes.

486
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:35,800
I don't remember one fucking thing from this show at all.

487
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:36,800
Really?

488
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:40,080
And it is fucking like, it is like jarring to me.

489
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:44,640
I can usually pick up from like years ago, something, some sliver of like a memory.

490
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:45,640
Yeah.

491
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:49,000
There is nothing I remember from this show whatsoever.

492
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:53,080
Not only that, but this is not the show that I remember at all.

493
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:54,600
And like there's not another Animorphs.

494
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:55,600
Yeah.

495
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:56,720
I don't know if I read the books.

496
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:58,840
I think you probably read the book cause I read the book.

497
00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:03,600
And like I just, maybe I saw an episode or two and like I just like morphed them together.

498
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:04,600
Yeah.

499
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,600
Because there is nothing, I'm like what the fuck?

500
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:08,280
None of this makes any fucking sense to me.

501
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:09,720
What the fuck is going on?

502
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:14,480
Not to mention it being a kid's show, the plot lines are always like, uh, one of our,

503
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:21,160
one of our classmates, I guess, got captured and like, oh, we saved them.

504
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:22,960
Like, oh, one of our classmates got captured.

505
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:23,960
Oh, we saved them.

506
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:26,160
That's just the fucking off.

507
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:27,160
Yeah.

508
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:30,240
In 1998, I'm like, oh boy.

509
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:32,320
Because I don't think I really seen any of the shows either.

510
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:33,760
I think I read mostly the books.

511
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:34,760
Right.

512
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:36,320
I'm like, did I just fucking imagine them?

513
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:37,320
I think so.

514
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:41,640
They were so visually enriching that I just remember them as a TV show.

515
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:43,760
I think that's one fucking thing.

516
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:44,760
You know what?

517
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:46,400
I actually had kind of the same experience.

518
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:48,160
It wasn't on Tubi, but it was on YouTube.

519
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:51,760
I've seen some of those and more of clips and it's like, I don't remember this shit

520
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,040
at all.

521
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:54,040
Like at all.

522
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,760
I was like, did I get Mandela affected?

523
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:56,760
I don't understand.

524
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:59,840
I swear to God, I thought close to the same thing.

525
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:05,240
It's like, I don't remember this shit, but I guess the books were just so like detailed.

526
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:06,240
Right.

527
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:10,240
What was going on that you had like this own movie going on in your mind and then you had

528
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:11,240
the cover art.

529
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:12,240
Right.

530
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:15,320
And then you're like, I'm watching, I'm like, I know Iceman's on it, but what the fuck is

531
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:16,320
going on?

532
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:19,100
You know the weirdest thing about like, it's a kid's show, right?

533
00:24:19,100 --> 00:24:23,440
So in episode 10, they get captured by the Yerkes, which is the bad guys, the guys that

534
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:24,440
go in the air.

535
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:27,760
And they get captured for like the 57th time.

536
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:31,040
In 10 episodes, they got caught like 82 times.

537
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:32,120
They get captured, right?

538
00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:37,760
And this other entity from a different alien race beyond the Andalites and the Yerkes,

539
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:39,600
I'm so far above, I'm fucking boggled.

540
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:42,640
It's basically being a cocky asshole like they ain't shit to me.

541
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:46,000
That's exactly what he was basically what he was saying.

542
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:50,920
Andalite technology, Yerkes technology, fucking crayons.

543
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:54,760
And he says like, he wants to like preserve a little bit of the human race because he

544
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:56,520
likes the human race.

545
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:59,600
In like basically a zoo, one of the characters was like, so like a zoo?

546
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,600
He's like, well, yeah.

547
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:06,400
He didn't say anything like that's basically, oh well.

548
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:09,200
And he's like, he was a hologram pretty much the whole time.

549
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:13,520
He had an actual physical body because they got captured by this net.

550
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:17,800
And the main character, Jake, if I remember his name right, was like, I didn't understand

551
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:18,800
this.

552
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:23,560
So Jake's like, no, Marco, what are his, so it's Marco, Jake, and then two girls.

553
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:25,360
Marco, Jake, and Tobias.

554
00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:28,760
Yeah, those are the three boys.

555
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,040
Axe is the Andralite alien.

556
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:31,040
Yes.

557
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:32,040
The two girls, I forget their names.

558
00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:33,480
Wasn't one of them Sarah?

559
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:34,480
Yes.

560
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:35,800
The cousin to Jake, I think.

561
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:36,800
Yeah.

562
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:38,440
And I forget the other one.

563
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:42,280
But so they get captured in a net.

564
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:44,360
Marco's like, hey, let's transform and get out of here.

565
00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:46,920
And Jake's like, no, then they'll find out we're not Andralites.

566
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,720
And like, what the fuck are you talking about?

567
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:50,720
They're stuck in there.

568
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:55,080
They could have turned into a fucking lion and a tiger or fucking cockroaches and escaped.

569
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:59,160
But Jake's like, no, they'll find out we're not Andralites because the jerks think that

570
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:00,720
they're Andralites in human form.

571
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:01,720
Yeah.

572
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:05,200
So he's thinking like if they turn into an animal, they'll realize they're human, which

573
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:06,680
I guess in a way I get it.

574
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:09,240
Like if they realize they're human, they have a more narrow search.

575
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:11,320
Like they realize they're human.

576
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:12,480
They realize they're kids.

577
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,200
So they'll start going after the schools.

578
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:15,200
I get that.

579
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,200
But at the same time, I'm like, what do you mean?

580
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,200
Who cares the fuck?

581
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:18,680
We got the fuck out of here.

582
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:21,360
I think that's probably why I preferred the books a little bit more too, because they

583
00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:24,000
didn't have those kind of plot holes as bad.

584
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:30,440
Like where mostly whatever you got into like the Vizard series, which is like Vizard 3.

585
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:31,440
Yeah.

586
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:32,440
Yeah.

587
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:34,240
Like where he's actually then there's Vizard 1 and 2.

588
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:37,920
They're like you actually get to see them and they actually are kind of equal.

589
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:43,160
I think like I think this woman was fucking churning them out because I went to Wikipedia

590
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:46,880
and saw like bits of the plot from this story, bits of the plot from the from the she put

591
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:48,920
them out in 97, right?

592
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:52,720
And by 98 they had a show and she's got like 54 fucking books.

593
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:53,720
Yeah.

594
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:56,680
So she was fucking churning those motherfuckers out like God dang Stephen King on Cuphead.

595
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:57,680
Faster than Stephen King.

596
00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:58,680
Like boom, boom, boom, boom.

597
00:26:58,680 --> 00:26:59,680
Like God.

598
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:04,440
It's actually enough that the books were not that bad.

599
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:08,360
Overall, 54 books must have been doing something right?

600
00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:13,720
And so yeah, so the entity, which I don't know what I don't know what he is.

601
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:15,200
He decided to give him a choice.

602
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:19,840
Like you can be part of the zoo because he thinks that the jokes are going to take over

603
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:20,840
regardless.

604
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:23,080
So he sent them to the future.

605
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:25,960
And like the future, like for whatever reason, I don't know why every time there's a future

606
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:28,720
scene it's all the earth is completely devastated.

607
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:30,160
But how would they make it better?

608
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:31,160
You don't know.

609
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:35,920
They've been making a better city, but the city just fucking wrecked.

610
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:40,960
And they find out that Sarah, Jake's cousin, an older version of her actually actually

611
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:46,440
betrayed the the group because she got, they call controllers if you have a yoke in their

612
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:49,440
ear, a human does their controllers.

613
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:52,120
And they picked the perfect actress to portray Sarah as an adult.

614
00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:53,120
It looked just like her.

615
00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:55,360
It must have been her older sister or something.

616
00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:56,360
So that's right, Sarah.

617
00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:58,600
It's me, you from the future.

618
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:02,200
You got here like what the fuck?

619
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:08,440
And they realized that and here's how, here's how this one, this actually will come by surprise.

620
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:09,440
Like it's a kid show.

621
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:11,040
I'm like, yeah, this and that.

622
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:13,660
This is what fucking dropped my jaw to the fucking floor.

623
00:28:13,660 --> 00:28:18,960
So Tobias in one of the earlier episodes he had for, cause when you're when you you morph

624
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:21,040
in one animal, you only have two hours.

625
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:23,480
If you don't morph back, you stay in that form forever.

626
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:24,480
Well, not forever.

627
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:25,480
You'll probably die.

628
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:31,160
You'll die younger now cause how long is the hawks lifespan?

629
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:32,160
Longer than you'd think.

630
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:33,160
It's not a human, is it?

631
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:34,160
It's not a human.

632
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:35,160
That would be fucking terrible.

633
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:36,160
Yeah.

634
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:38,160
They had the life of a hamster or some shit.

635
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:39,160
You're like, damn it.

636
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:40,160
Three weeks.

637
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:41,400
Like, uh-oh.

638
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:43,320
And so he's stuck now.

639
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:47,400
So when that alien entity was there, he turned him back into a human.

640
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:50,080
That's how, how would have the highest, that's why his technology is so powerful.

641
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:51,080
Yeah.

642
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:52,080
Can turn him back into a human.

643
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:57,400
And it turns out in this future where they all lose a visor one, a visor three, or he

644
00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:58,960
was like, it's visor one now actually.

645
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,440
Cause he got promoted, I guess.

646
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:01,440
Yeah.

647
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:05,880
And he's like, uh, oh yeah, Tobias, uh, I remember you, you tasted really good.

648
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:12,480
He apparently had ate him as a hog and I was like, God damn.

649
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:16,280
That shit dropped my jaw cause it made him say that he ate a child.

650
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:17,280
Even though he was in hog form.

651
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:18,280
Yeah.

652
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:21,560
I was like, this is dark as fuck for a fucking TV Y7.

653
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:24,080
I'm like, what the fuck?

654
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:27,400
A little stringy, but from, from my taste, but still delicious.

655
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:32,000
I was like, I was like, God dang.

656
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,000
That's why I liked the books.

657
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:36,600
Cause they were a lot more dark like that where it's like, oh shit.

658
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:42,360
I read the, I read the Wikipedia on it's like, uh, let me see if I can pull it up on its

659
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:43,360
themes.

660
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:44,360
Yeah.

661
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:47,800
Like, uh, the, the visor series was like dark.

662
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:50,280
Let me see if I remember right.

663
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:52,040
I still have the book somewhere.

664
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,960
Surprisingly, I have to bring it to you and let you read it.

665
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:55,960
I'll read them.

666
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:56,960
All right.

667
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:58,880
I still have a few of the Animorph books.

668
00:29:58,880 --> 00:29:59,880
Here it is.

669
00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:05,440
So the, uh, the themes of the series are horror, war, imperialism, dehumanization, sanity,

670
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:09,760
morality, innocence, leadership, freedom, family, and growing up are the core themes.

671
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:10,760
Yeah.

672
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:13,760
I'm like war, imperialism, dehumanization.

673
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:16,280
She had it dark as hell.

674
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:17,280
Yeah.

675
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,560
It got pretty damn dark.

676
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:22,480
Young adult, she put young adult to the limit on that one.

677
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:23,480
Yeah.

678
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:25,680
So I, you know, JK Rowling had nothing on her.

679
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:29,280
It's like, oh, she's Y7 super little kid stuff.

680
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:30,280
Yeah.

681
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:31,280
And you start getting.

682
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:33,800
So I'm watching, I was looking through that on, uh, on Amazon, right?

683
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:36,280
And then like, do you like, if you like that, you'll also love R.L.

684
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:37,280
Stein.

685
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:39,280
Fuck it's 673 Goosebumps books.

686
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:40,280
I'm like, God damn.

687
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:43,720
Forgot about Goosebumps.

688
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:46,440
There was a few dark episodes in that too.

689
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:47,440
Man.

690
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:51,000
It was really, really crazy, but there was a couple of them where it's like, eh, let's

691
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,000
pushing it for kids.

692
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,000
Cause it was Y7 too.

693
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,000
Oh man.

694
00:30:56,000 --> 00:31:00,280
It used to come on as a Saturday morning cartoon.

695
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:02,280
I feel bad for the Tobias actor.

696
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:05,600
Cause he got, he looked like in the movie, like one of the show, like for three episodes,

697
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:06,600
he was a hunk.

698
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:07,600
He did the voice of the entire time.

699
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:08,600
I was like, I'd be mad as hell.

700
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:09,600
Yeah.

701
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:10,600
So I make half of what they do.

702
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:12,040
Cause I'm just a voice high, you bastards.

703
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:13,040
Yeah.

704
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:14,040
Playing the Hulk.

705
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:18,040
And then you have Axe, the, the Andalite.

706
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:20,680
So plus you have like, boy, he's technically a kid too.

707
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:21,680
Yeah.

708
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:24,200
He's like a teenager of their level of age, I guess.

709
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:26,440
What's really weird is that they eat with their hooves.

710
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:27,440
They do?

711
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:28,440
Yeah.

712
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:30,040
Like as they walk on the grass, they're eating grass.

713
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:31,040
To eat shit, huh?

714
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:33,040
Like Austin and dog shit again.

715
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:34,040
Delicious.

716
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:39,120
I like their, cause you know, the weirdest part is that the way they like, they, they

717
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:41,720
transform sometimes depending on the budget, right?

718
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:45,200
Sometimes they'll just do it, you'll hear a sound and then like the next, like they'll

719
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,960
be off camera and then an animal will appear, right?

720
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:48,960
Yeah.

721
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:52,840
But sometimes they do the actual like a CGI and then they fucking demorph like the face

722
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:55,960
and I'm like, as a kid I'd have fucking been horrified.

723
00:31:55,960 --> 00:32:00,000
Well, I was going to say in the books too, it also explains how their bones crack and

724
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,000
stuff like that.

725
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,800
They were saying like their bones crunch and stuff.

726
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:03,800
Yeah.

727
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:04,800
At least they don't go as far as the clothing.

728
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,360
They don't talk about that.

729
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:08,320
Their clothes is forms with the body.

730
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:09,320
Yes.

731
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:11,840
And I'm like, I'm curious because I remember in the first episode when Jake first turned

732
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:14,760
into his dog, his pants were coming off.

733
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:16,240
I'm like, wait, what the fuck?

734
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,360
And then later on, like their clothes just to stay on.

735
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:19,360
Yeah.

736
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:22,200
Cause they probably realized that there's probably going to be like a bit of a, an issue

737
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:24,840
in the show if they're all butt naked.

738
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:25,840
Yeah.

739
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:26,840
In a fucking kid's show.

740
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:27,840
But man.

741
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:32,560
Well, in the, in the, uh, the books, it was that they had to wear a skin tight thing underneath

742
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:33,560
their clothes.

743
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:34,560
Smart.

744
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:35,840
Like where their clothes could transform.

745
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:37,440
That's why they could transform with them.

746
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:38,440
Okay.

747
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:42,160
And then the, uh, the alien act showed them like what material to use or something like

748
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:43,160
that.

749
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:44,160
That makes sense.

750
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:45,160
Or help develop it or something.

751
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:46,160
I can't remember exactly.

752
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:48,800
He will only, uh, but then again, there's no point in the show cause they don't, they,

753
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,680
their clothes transformed with the body.

754
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:52,800
They just took out the explanation of why.

755
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:53,800
Yeah.

756
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:54,800
But yeah.

757
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:58,080
And, uh, another thing is like there, it's almost like that's, that's basically the whole

758
00:32:58,080 --> 00:32:59,080
series.

759
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:00,120
One of us gets captured.

760
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:01,680
The rest of them have to save them.

761
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:05,440
And this episode, I'm like, there's nothing, I don't know what they're doing to beat the

762
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:09,720
Yerkes, but it's something they, whatever they do, whatever they, they win it, the Yerkes

763
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:12,120
are exactly in the same position as they were before.

764
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:13,120
Yeah.

765
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:15,600
Like they did, they did all this weird, like if they found out that they, they would then

766
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:19,400
they, they need the Yerkes to go into this little pool and take like canda, candahar

767
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:23,640
rays every three days to eat, to reenergize.

768
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:25,320
Cause that's their, that's their new, their food source.

769
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:27,040
Then they go back in the ear.

770
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:34,640
So they found out that, uh, maple, uh, syrup oatmeal, uh, makes them like, uh, go haywire.

771
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:38,880
So they get these balloons full of maple syrup, oatmeal, and they throw them into the canda,

772
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:42,920
the pool underneath one of the, uh, cause the pool's underneath the whole city.

773
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:44,560
And after that, you don't hear anything about it.

774
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:47,440
You don't hear it like the Yerkes have, like there's no continuity.

775
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:49,880
The Yerkes are like, you know, they've been like set back because of that.

776
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:50,880
They lost a few of their members.

777
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:55,240
This is that it's just like, it's like status quo every episode.

778
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:56,920
Visit three is always pissed off.

779
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:58,480
Give me those fucking cats.

780
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:02,480
And the whole series, like open up this fucking desk.

781
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:06,360
Cause they found this disc from the Prince that gave them their powers to the kids.

782
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:09,960
And they've had the disc, the whole episode, the whole series now are the first 10 episodes,

783
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:12,040
uh, visit three and his scientist.

784
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:14,320
And he's like, I need to know what's on this fucking desk.

785
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,440
It's on the whole fucking series.

786
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:17,440
I got there.

787
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:20,160
He's always losing his fucking shit.

788
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:21,160
Yeah.

789
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:23,240
I've had to fail so often.

790
00:34:23,240 --> 00:34:24,240
He's so confident.

791
00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:25,240
Yeah.

792
00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:30,920
So like I said, the, the books are a lot more graphic and they also go into a lot more detail

793
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:35,680
and that kind of stuff at least like you, they don't win every single book like they

794
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:36,680
do in the show.

795
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:38,520
Like they do lose a lot.

796
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:39,520
I did.

797
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:41,000
I never knew about the allergies either.

798
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:47,160
Apparently a, an animorph, uh, sometimes they don't agree with a specific DNA because they,

799
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:48,560
they take the DNA, right?

800
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:53,000
And then like they, once they have the DNA, it's now imprinted onto their body forever.

801
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:57,000
But if they have a certain animal that they don't agree with, like the, one of the girls

802
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:01,920
touched a crocodile, which for the budget, it was a small one, but people were freaking

803
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:04,240
like it was a fucking 18 foot crocodile.

804
00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:05,240
They kept freaking out.

805
00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:07,880
Now you can, you can fight like a small crocodile.

806
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:09,360
There's no problem.

807
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:10,360
Yeah.

808
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:13,000
Like it wasn't that fucking big.

809
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,480
I wouldn't fight a fucking behemoth.

810
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:18,760
Which reminds me of you see that dude in Florida where there was an alligator coming up and

811
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:21,320
he just smacked it with one of those cast iron.

812
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:22,320
Yeah.

813
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:23,600
I saw that guy take off running.

814
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:24,600
Oh shit.

815
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:26,800
That hurt.

816
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:29,320
But uh, it doesn't, the DNA doesn't agree with her.

817
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:30,320
So she's having trouble.

818
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:32,640
Like it's like, like forced her to morph and then un-morph.

819
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:36,960
And then she's like, and apparently Ax tells him that that happens for two and the lights

820
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:40,720
where, um, uh, if it's like an allergy.

821
00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:43,640
So she eventually has to burp out the DNA.

822
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:49,680
Basically she, she releases a fully fleshed out animal of the, of that DNA.

823
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:53,240
So like another, like basically a clone of the original that she touched and she has

824
00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:54,240
to go to the bathroom.

825
00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:55,240
So I got to fucking go.

826
00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:57,520
I got this, I got to, she fucking burps out.

827
00:35:57,520 --> 00:36:00,000
I guess, I don't know if it's burps out or just like, I don't know how she fucking lets

828
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,000
it out.

829
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,000
Yeah.

830
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,000
It never show.

831
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,000
She shuts it.

832
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,000
I don't know what the fuck you have.

833
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:09,320
Like it throws it up, but she goes to the bathroom and then you see her crawling down

834
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:10,320
the stalls, right?

835
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:13,220
And then on the other side of the stall, another, the alligator comes out.

836
00:36:13,220 --> 00:36:14,220
So she released it.

837
00:36:14,220 --> 00:36:16,280
I'm like, she released it somehow.

838
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,120
Then like people like lose their shit.

839
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:21,800
Cause the alligator started running around the whole fucking, uh, uh, studio and they're

840
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:24,800
like, Oh my God, it's a fucking alligator or a crocodile.

841
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:27,080
I can't remember which one is which depending on the nose.

842
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:28,080
Yeah.

843
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:30,080
But, uh, that was a random episode.

844
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:31,280
They're all fucking random episodes.

845
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:36,400
And so one of the yurks freaked out so much that I passed out from the alligator.

846
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:39,920
So the alligator, the yurt left this guy's body.

847
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:43,720
So they're like pretty much slugs and the alligator ate them.

848
00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:47,360
So like you just killed a fucking yurt and you're like, Oh, it's a murder.

849
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:49,400
I guess not murder, but actual death.

850
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:50,400
Yeah.

851
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:53,920
A casualty of war, but still, and her kids show my God dang, they just literally ate

852
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:54,920
this motherfucker.

853
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:57,040
See that was the nineties.

854
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:58,040
No kidding.

855
00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:00,760
Now it's like, Oh my God, be so offensive to everybody.

856
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:02,080
You couldn't make the show.

857
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:04,080
It's like, time change.

858
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:06,240
I guess I know I missed the nineties.

859
00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:08,840
Not me because a kid.

860
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:09,840
Well, let's dodge.

861
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:12,560
I guess, but man, I don't remember shit about this show.

862
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:14,240
I don't remember one fuck.

863
00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:16,600
I don't remember a fucking thing about the show.

864
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:20,480
I just remember every one of those books used to be at the scholastic book fair every fucking

865
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:21,480
year.

866
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:22,480
I think I had like 10 of them.

867
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:23,480
Yeah.

868
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:27,400
I had a, I think I still have like probably 10.

869
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:28,400
Let me rate them.

870
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:29,400
I can find them.

871
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:30,400
What do you 10?

872
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:31,400
Oh, they're not in order.

873
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:32,400
I ain't reading them.

874
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:36,720
That fucking I was, he do it.

875
00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:45,200
It skips over like five books.

876
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:46,200
Here's how you would fuck me up.

877
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:48,520
Like you got one, two, three, eight.

878
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:59,560
It'd be one nine 10, a prequel.

879
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:00,960
The Animorphs all grown up.

880
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:01,960
What the fuck?

881
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:04,600
Cause I think the visored one is a prequel.

882
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:05,600
Is it?

883
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:06,600
Yeah.

884
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:10,120
It's so weird how they get their powers to like the, with the antelite that crash lands.

885
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:13,400
By the way, if I saw a fucking alien come out of the fluid, look like a centaur, I'd

886
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:16,640
have thrown a rocket at its face with eyes on this like stalk.

887
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:18,880
I'm like, what the fuck?

888
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:22,720
And it's like a touchdowns kill, but you'll get me given great power.

889
00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:23,720
And they're all like, no problem.

890
00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:24,720
Like fuck that.

891
00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:26,680
It's like, what the fuck is it?

892
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:31,680
So, so yeah, the antelite, the whole reason they have this something called like the somebody's

893
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:35,880
gift, like a specific antelite name.

894
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:42,440
And it's a law called this person's gift, meaning that it's against their law to bestow

895
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:48,840
technology to another race, the reason being that one time that person, the, I want to

896
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:54,040
say like Sarah, Sarah was gift or something, uh, helped out this race.

897
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:55,120
I was in trouble.

898
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:58,040
The racer had to be the Yerkes and we know how that happened.

899
00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:02,200
So it's again, so that's why he was, so that's when, when X-verse met the Animorphs that

900
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:06,620
he was like, uh, like a mind, cause his brother was the one that gave him the powers before

901
00:39:06,620 --> 00:39:07,620
he got killed.

902
00:39:07,620 --> 00:39:11,400
By the way, they tell him that he had a great battle against a visor three, but if from

903
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:13,600
episode one, he fucking got picked up at eight.

904
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,240
I don't know how great of a fucking battle that was.

905
00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:16,240
He didn't do a damn thing.

906
00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:18,840
Are you seeing cause it's budget wise, right?

907
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:23,320
It's all that can show the shadow and visor tree is fucking massive compared to the antelite.

908
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:28,800
He just picks him up like, I'm like, what the fuck?

909
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,360
So when he's like, yeah, he fought bravely.

910
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:31,360
No, he didn't.

911
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:32,360
He got fucking eight.

912
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:33,360
Yeah.

913
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:40,160
And once we, uh, in the, if I, cause these are things coming from like the wizard series,

914
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:46,320
and uh, cause it's so much more interesting than the actual animal, cause it's all about

915
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:50,280
other alien races and stuff like that more so than the kids.

916
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:51,280
Right.

917
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:56,760
So it's like, uh, what happens whenever the, uh, when you got the jerk taken over an actual

918
00:39:56,760 --> 00:40:04,360
and lights body and using that person that was a warrior as like a, a jerk that can transform

919
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:06,200
and stuff like that, which is really weird.

920
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:11,200
So it makes me wonder is visit three, an antelite is a yoke in an antelite body or is he something

921
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:15,520
else cause he keeps transforming into this massive fucking monster.

922
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:18,680
There's a specific, is it a visitor three or wizard one?

923
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:23,360
I can't remember which cause I spent so long since I've actually read the books, but there's

924
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:26,800
a yoke that took over an actual and lights body.

925
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:28,920
So the and light can transform into whatever, right?

926
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:29,920
Oh yeah.

927
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,080
Cause the antelite, so analyze can transform into anything.

928
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:33,080
Okay.

929
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:36,320
So he's basically an antelite and he just make it, he just keeps picking this big ass

930
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:37,320
fucking monster.

931
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:38,320
Yeah.

932
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:41,000
You know, you can always see them when the budget's a little higher, when you see a lion

933
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:45,800
or a tiger, I've only seen it like three times.

934
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:50,320
There's a, one of the girls that loves to transform into a bear like all the time in

935
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:51,320
the book.

936
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:52,320
Yeah.

937
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:53,320
They took that away.

938
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:58,400
I read in the Wikipedia that they, they changed that cause they couldn't afford a bear or

939
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:00,040
an elephant.

940
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:03,680
So they have a, they have a white tiger, a lion and a wolf, but you don't see them as

941
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:07,080
often as you see a fucking lizard or a cockroach.

942
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:08,080
Like the little animals.

943
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:09,080
Yeah.

944
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:11,200
Like the, like the hawk, the bias rabbit.

945
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:15,240
You can see all those, but you know, it's a little bit more for a lion.

946
00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:18,240
I love one scene where these controllers are chasing after it.

947
00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:20,560
Cause they had, was there a name Rachel?

948
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:21,560
What the other one?

949
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:22,560
I think the one that turns into a bear.

950
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:23,560
It was, it wasn't a Sarah.

951
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:24,560
Was that was that Sarah?

952
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:25,560
I think so.

953
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:29,960
But then again, I'm going from the show and I had, they don't have a lot of the

954
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:30,960
powerful animals.

955
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:31,960
Yeah.

956
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:34,360
I know one of the girls was built to turn into a wolf, but they gave it to Marco in

957
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:35,360
the show.

958
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:42,840
And so the last episode I watched episode 10, when they save Axe, cause for whatever

959
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:44,560
reason he's out in the woods, right?

960
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:47,880
He's waiting for all the kids to get there for a meeting and then the controller just

961
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:48,880
fucking capture him.

962
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:49,880
He's like, Oh shit.

963
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:51,400
They got me with a bunch of rope.

964
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:53,880
A bunch of cowboys got me.

965
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:58,400
And they, they throw them into the back of a truck and Marco can't drive cause there's

966
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:00,160
no keys in the car.

967
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:01,160
It's on a hill.

968
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:06,260
So he hits the neutral, the truck just backs up and lay into a fucking tree.

969
00:42:06,260 --> 00:42:08,760
And the controls are chasing down the hill after right.

970
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:12,760
They ran the corner and it's a line that's a, I guess Sarah in a lion lion form.

971
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:13,760
The controls like, Oh shit.

972
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:14,760
It's a lion.

973
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:15,760
It doesn't say it's a lion.

974
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:16,760
And he does the most realistic thing I've seen.

975
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:17,760
Like, I guess it's a fuck out here.

976
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:18,760
Just fucking dips.

977
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:19,760
Just run.

978
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:20,760
I would fuck.

979
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:21,760
I would too.

980
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:22,760
Like it's a fucking lie.

981
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:28,720
It's fucking gone.

982
00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:32,840
That's a good show.

983
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:34,600
I mean, it's not right.

984
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:37,680
It's low, but man, it's a plus.

985
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:39,880
The fucking music is always dark as fuck.

986
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:42,480
Like it's either no music at all.

987
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:47,240
Or it's the most like soap opera level, like music where you're just like, there's so much

988
00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:48,240
drama or something.

989
00:42:48,240 --> 00:42:49,240
Yeah.

990
00:42:49,240 --> 00:42:53,240
Like my dad wants me to move out, move like Sarah's like, my dad wants me to move out

991
00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:58,840
of town with him and, and, but how do I leave when I have an intergalactic war?

992
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:02,280
What the fuck?

993
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:11,200
It's the most, the epitome of 97, 98 TV shows, but I don't know.

994
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:15,560
Like if anybody that actually could watch or make it through the show, I'll watch it

995
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:16,560
all.

996
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:19,880
Like, I think they are beyond better.

997
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:25,960
Like yeah, they're, they're, uh, they're marketed more towards, uh, like young adult on the

998
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:29,520
lower end of the young adult spectrum, but then it'll, it'll have some like murder or

999
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:30,520
something.

1000
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:33,320
I mean, it's like, Oh, I never had to spine out through his asshole.

1001
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:34,840
Wait, what?

1002
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:37,320
Like there was in one of the books, I can't remember.

1003
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:41,440
I don't remember which one, but I think it was Marco was transforming and he transformed

1004
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:45,520
accidentally into like a crab or something and didn't mean to, and he starts suffocating

1005
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:46,520
to death.

1006
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:50,280
Like, I thought the crabs can breathe.

1007
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:51,520
It was either like a crab, a lot.

1008
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:53,680
It was something like something I can't.

1009
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:54,680
Yeah.

1010
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:57,600
It was some type of, uh, shark and just dies.

1011
00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:58,600
Yep.

1012
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:02,800
Just like he couldn't do it because they could, at this point they couldn't control like what

1013
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:05,920
they were turning into as easy or something like that.

1014
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:08,760
So they just start transforming randomly into weird shit.

1015
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:12,000
Every time they transformed, like in the episode two, like this is getting easier, like all

1016
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,000
right off the bat.

1017
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,000
Totally different.

1018
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:17,760
They have to, I guess they have to move a bit quicker.

1019
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:22,080
And the transformation, like a pitchers for the books are so much better than the actual

1020
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:23,080
show.

1021
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:24,080
Yeah.

1022
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:26,240
Cause they fucking stretch out the fucking faces.

1023
00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:28,800
They put a bunch of big ass eyeballs and they shrink eyeballs.

1024
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:29,800
That's weird to look at.

1025
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:33,600
There's a lot of people where it's like, Oh my God, this is my nightmare fuel.

1026
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:34,600
It was pretty bad.

1027
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:39,520
Why shouldn't one of the girls turn into an alligator and like fucking faint.

1028
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:46,000
Cause they have a side profile, forget nose coming up, going back home.

1029
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,000
Yeah.

1030
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,000
Like, huh.

1031
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,880
And then the books are a lot more graphic.

1032
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:53,480
Like I said about the crackling noises that their bodies make and stuff.

1033
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:56,040
And then like they feel their inside shifting and stuff.

1034
00:44:56,040 --> 00:45:00,600
It would have to, I guess, to reaccommodate for a new, uh, physical state.

1035
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:01,600
Yeah.

1036
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:02,600
Crazy.

1037
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:05,520
I never thought you'd be watching that show though.

1038
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:08,640
Hey man, I came on, I was like, are they animals?

1039
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:11,160
I'm over here like, let me, let me, let me get a little bit of nostalgia.

1040
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:15,520
And I'm like, I haven't seen a single fucking episode.

1041
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,240
The episodes aren't very long either, are they?

1042
00:45:17,240 --> 00:45:18,240
No, 24 minutes.

1043
00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:19,240
Yeah.

1044
00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:22,240
Even with the commercials on Tubi, it's still a half hour.

1045
00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:24,360
It's a normal size.

1046
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:27,040
And they're just like, they're just like, uh, it's always something random.

1047
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:28,040
They got Marco.

1048
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:29,040
Let's go save them.

1049
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:32,040
And now we're going to get fucked.

1050
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:33,120
Weird.

1051
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:36,080
I guess I'm going to, yeah, I'm going to, I got 10 more episodes on season one.

1052
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:39,040
I watched season two, which is only six episodes.

1053
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:40,040
Oh, really?

1054
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:42,760
There's a bigger budget in season six for six episodes.

1055
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:47,080
They better have a goddamn wooly mammoth or something.

1056
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:53,480
This is a funny little first episode of a cinema center.

1057
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:54,480
It is funny though.

1058
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:57,120
God, I haven't seen that show.

1059
00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:59,760
Like I don't know if I, now I'm questioning if I've seen any.

1060
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:01,600
Yeah, that's what I'm like.

1061
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:03,720
I haven't seen a single, I just keep watching.

1062
00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:05,720
I'm like, I don't remember any of this.

1063
00:46:05,720 --> 00:46:11,240
And you would have had like enough, uh, at that age, you would have had enough recollection

1064
00:46:11,240 --> 00:46:12,240
to remember.

1065
00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:13,240
Oh yeah.

1066
00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:18,760
Cause I remember like power Rangers from like when that first came out, rangers, Batman,

1067
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:19,760
Dragon Ball.

1068
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:22,000
Like I don't remember a damn thing about Animars.

1069
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:25,240
Like the only thing that I ever remembered about Dragon Ball Z whenever I was growing

1070
00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:27,760
up, it's like, God, I don't know what show that was.

1071
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:32,840
I could never remember, but I always remembered him running along that fucking dragon road.

1072
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:36,320
Like in the afterlife, I always remembered that, like it was a scene that you can never

1073
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:39,480
forget cause there was multiple episodes of him doing it.

1074
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:43,760
I remember him saying like, or somebody saying something that like, be careful.

1075
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:46,920
And I was so afraid of the edges of that dragon cause they were sharp as fuck.

1076
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:48,400
And don't fall, Goku.

1077
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:51,280
If you hit the edges, you'll fuck yourself up.

1078
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:56,560
But I remember that because whenever it first aired in the U S they had it on a some, I

1079
00:46:56,560 --> 00:47:00,240
can't remember it like if it was like a country network.

1080
00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:01,240
Like to Nami.

1081
00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:03,120
To Nami in the afternoon.

1082
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:04,120
Yeah.

1083
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:07,760
Like when it very first came out though, I remembered I seen it somewhere.

1084
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:12,360
I don't know where I was, but I seen like maybe four or five episodes and then I never

1085
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:13,940
seen it again.

1086
00:47:13,940 --> 00:47:16,960
So whenever it came back, it's like, what is that anime?

1087
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:18,280
I cannot remember it.

1088
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:22,160
And all I could remember is that one fucking scene of him running down that fucking dragon

1089
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:23,160
road.

1090
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:27,680
You know, the worst about it being on Cartoon Network was the fact that it would start with

1091
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:30,520
the Raditz saga from the beginning, right?

1092
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:32,400
And you'd be like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

1093
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:33,400
You watch it, right?

1094
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:37,960
And then right when it got to the fight with Frieza and Goku goes Super Saiyan, it would

1095
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:39,960
revert back to the first episode.

1096
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:40,960
Yeah.

1097
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:41,960
Oh, the reddit.

1098
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:42,960
And they did that like 15 times.

1099
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:48,080
I'm like, I just watched Dragon Ball Z from A to B. Like I'm talking about through the

1100
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:53,000
whole thing and it would always like, why won't they show me the last episode?

1101
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,120
Like it was driving me fucking crazy.

1102
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:59,440
Cause they would never show me the conclusion of the Frieza and Goku fight.

1103
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:00,440
Yeah.

1104
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:01,720
It was just confusing my fucking mind.

1105
00:48:01,720 --> 00:48:03,720
And then when they finally did.

1106
00:48:03,720 --> 00:48:08,080
I was like, this is a, it was exciting, but I was like, you guys, you ruined it by taking

1107
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:09,680
it away every fucking day.

1108
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:16,120
Cause they would get like, cause it was basically every episode in order every day, Monday to

1109
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:17,620
Friday on Toonami.

1110
00:48:17,620 --> 00:48:20,360
So every episode I'm going through it, bam, bam.

1111
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:21,960
And then I would get to the very last episode.

1112
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:22,960
Like here we go.

1113
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:25,280
And then the next day we're right back to fucking Raditz.

1114
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:27,040
And I'm like, God dang it.

1115
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:29,280
Then they did the same thing with the Cell Saga too.

1116
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:30,280
Did they?

1117
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:31,280
Yeah.

1118
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:33,960
Cause it was a not much, well, cause they had, I guess they were trying to either get

1119
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:36,440
the rights for it or trying to get it dubbed or something.

1120
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:38,040
Cause they were, I think it was trying to get it dubbed.

1121
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:39,040
Ever.

1122
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:40,040
I think it was the dubbing of it.

1123
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:43,120
Cause it was never as, it wasn't dubbed as fast as it is now.

1124
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:48,760
I was like, like now with their dubbing, like with a Fana-mation and stuff like that fucking

1125
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:53,440
tweaking over here, licking your guns.

1126
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:59,120
He's like, where the fuck is the, yeah.

1127
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:03,320
One of the funniest thing is like when Goku cuts, when Frieza ends up losing his whole

1128
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:07,360
fucking lower body and one of his left arm and Goku's like gives him some of his power,

1129
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:09,440
like here you go, just enough to live.

1130
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:13,240
And instead of Frieza being thankful or at least like consenting or like saying like,

1131
00:49:13,240 --> 00:49:15,360
all right, you beat me.

1132
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:17,280
I concede at least conceding, right?

1133
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:18,280
Yeah.

1134
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:23,400
Goku's flying away and Frieza uses the power that Goku gave him to shoot a blast at him,

1135
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:24,600
an energy blast.

1136
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:31,040
And I'll never forget Goku, you fool, when he fucking lays into him.

1137
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:34,960
Like this opportunity to live and you fucking throw it in my face.

1138
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:43,440
He fucking, he like either he blocks it or he uses his energy to fucking go through Frieza's

1139
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:45,080
and blow him up some more.

1140
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:49,760
But he just turned around and said, you fool.

1141
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:53,120
After all that, after all that, after letting you live, giving you enough power to actually

1142
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:58,560
escape because Frieza can live outside of an open space without a breather.

1143
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:03,960
He'd have been fine, like because they blew up Namek and he just decided like he just

1144
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:09,360
could not let that monkey, get the better of these damn monkeys.

1145
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:12,360
Frieza was the OG racist.

1146
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:18,040
A bunch of monkeys.

1147
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:24,920
There's a bunch of videos on YouTube about that too, where it's racist Frieza.

1148
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:25,920
These monkeys.

1149
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:28,840
Oh man, he was a great character.

1150
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:30,560
He just got better written over time.

1151
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:36,120
Like nowadays, like they really lean into his like fucking like elitist personality.

1152
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:37,120
Yeah.

1153
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:38,920
I love when they do that.

1154
00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:44,360
When they realize that the character has a personality that evolves from what you initially

1155
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:45,360
wrote.

1156
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:48,160
Like he's a fucking racist elitist.

1157
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:53,120
Get your damn hands off me, you dirty monkey.

1158
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:56,720
I can't, there's this black YouTuber and I can't remember his name for the life of me

1159
00:50:56,720 --> 00:51:01,960
right now, but he's been on Internet City, like where they've shown the videos and he's

1160
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:07,880
been on In the Clutch, which is a different YouTube channel or whatever.

1161
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:12,800
But where it's when Frieza comes back as the black Frieza, he's like, yeah, you fucking

1162
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:13,800
monkey.

1163
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:20,080
Like the most racist thing you could think of, because he's black Frieza at this point.

1164
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:23,000
He comes back with a chain and shit.

1165
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:26,120
Oh my God, y'all leaned into this shit.

1166
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:30,880
But it was created by this one by a black creator and I cannot remember his name right

1167
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:31,880
now.

1168
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:35,880
Fucking hilarious, because they took the racist side of him, but then he comes back as black.

1169
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:38,400
Where he doesn't know what to do.

1170
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:39,400
Uncle Ruckus.

1171
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:42,400
You kind of, yeah.

1172
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:45,080
100 to 300% black with a 3% marginaire.

1173
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:51,320
Well, I guess that's it for Cinema Center today.

1174
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:54,880
Next week, I got three things I'll be talking about.

1175
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:59,520
I was on Peacock just browsing.

1176
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:01,960
Cocaine Bear, the movie.

1177
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:06,480
Cocaine Bear, Cocaine Bear, the True Story, which is a documentary of the actual incident

1178
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:08,520
and something called The Breed.

1179
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:09,800
I don't know what The Breed is about.

1180
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:12,800
I just saw Michelle Rodriguez in a bikini and I'm like, I'm there.

1181
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:15,600
What's it be about, you being bred?

1182
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:19,840
It's supposed to be about some dogs that like, some feral dogs that attack campers at some

1183
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:22,400
like lake house.

1184
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:26,720
I can attest, when you go out into the country, there's packs of roaming dogs out there.

1185
00:52:26,720 --> 00:52:30,120
So what you doing out here, city boy?

1186
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:32,120
What you doing out here, city boy?

1187
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:33,120
Uh oh.

1188
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:35,280
What's funny is whatever it's all different breeds of dogs.

1189
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:37,400
So you have like that little shit to dog.

1190
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:40,480
All it comes out underneath the fucking pit bull, like the boss, like what's this boy

1191
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:41,480
doing out here?

1192
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:43,560
What you doing out there, tour boy?

1193
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:44,560
It's the leader.

1194
00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:45,560
Oh yeah.

1195
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:49,320
It's like, get Big Boss and Big Boss comes out, the tiny ass Chihuahua.

1196
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:51,320
What you doing out here?

1197
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:53,600
With his little bug eyes.

1198
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:55,600
Just fucking tweaking, just raging.

1199
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:58,840
He's been the one doing the cocaine.

1200
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:01,080
So I'll do those three next week.

1201
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:03,480
Cocaine Bear, Cocaine Bear, The True Story, and The Breed.

1202
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:06,160
I was always watching Michelle Rodriguez in a bikini.

1203
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:08,160
I was there.

1204
00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:10,160
All right.

1205
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:13,520
Well, ready to go into our-

1206
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:15,720
My ass all fucked up.

1207
00:53:15,720 --> 00:53:17,080
Your back's always fucked up, Poe.

1208
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:19,040
It just never heals, so I never get a chance to.

1209
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:23,080
I mean, if you're gonna spend so much time with your ass up, face down.

1210
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:24,080
That would hurt my back.

1211
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:27,080
Make it better.

1212
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:29,080
All right.

1213
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:32,680
Well, for our character breakdown today, we have two different ones.

1214
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:33,960
Character spotlight.

1215
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:37,760
We have Felix Faust and we have Plastic Man.

1216
00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:38,760
Plastic Man.

1217
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:40,040
So the first one is Felix Faust.

1218
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:42,920
That's what I call my condoms, Plastic Man.

1219
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:47,000
Because I rip easy.

1220
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:50,240
So Felix Faust's real name is Felix Faust.

1221
00:53:50,240 --> 00:53:53,520
His other aliases have been Deacon Drake.

1222
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:56,520
He's got a daughter that's deceased and a son.

1223
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:59,080
Oh, that sucks.

1224
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:05,320
He's been associated with the Secret Society of Super-Villains and the Injustice League.

1225
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:06,320
So both of them.

1226
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:08,280
Not the best to have your full real name.

1227
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:09,280
Yeah.

1228
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:11,880
How do they keep finding me?

1229
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:12,880
Wonder Woman with a rope?

1230
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:13,880
Or is he that?

1231
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:15,040
So what's your real name?

1232
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:16,040
Felix Faust.

1233
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:17,040
He's like, for real?

1234
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:20,760
He's like, oh shit, I'm sorry.

1235
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:22,760
His race is Homo Magi.

1236
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:28,760
The race of the game edition.

1237
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:33,760
Oh, damn, dude, you're really not lucky.

1238
00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:37,760
Like they just go, this is your own race.

1239
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:38,760
He's widowed.

1240
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:40,520
His occupation is a sorcerer.

1241
00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:41,520
He's 5'11".

1242
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:42,520
How the fuck is that an occupation?

1243
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:47,280
Like his tax force come in like a wizard.

1244
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:50,400
172 pounds.

1245
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:53,360
So kind of chunky for 5'11".

1246
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:54,360
Really?

1247
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:58,720
I'm fucking 5'30", like 280.

1248
00:54:58,720 --> 00:55:02,080
Brown hair, brown eyes.

1249
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:04,520
Created by Gardner Fox and Mike Sikowitski.

1250
00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:08,880
It would have been funny if there were two different guys that made them, right?

1251
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:12,000
One of these guys, his first name is Felix, the last name is Faust.

1252
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,000
They just combined them together.

1253
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,360
Felix Faust.

1254
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:20,960
First appeared in Justice League of America number 10, March of 1962.

1255
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:23,360
So this character has been around for a long time.

1256
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:25,360
Again, his ass beat for years.

1257
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:26,360
Yes.

1258
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:31,960
And so the character himself, throughout the character's history, various stories showcase

1259
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:35,080
or mention the early history of the character itself.

1260
00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:39,600
The earliest recorded accounts of the sorcerer known as Felix Faust date back to approximately

1261
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:45,640
5,000 years before whenever he emerged in the legendary African empire of Kor.

1262
00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:46,640
Okay.

1263
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:50,600
So that's already starting real far back.

1264
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:53,520
During this time, Kor was ruled by King Nomo.

1265
00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:54,520
N-O-M-M-O.

1266
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:55,520
Nomo.

1267
00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:58,200
King Nomo is Domo.

1268
00:55:58,200 --> 00:56:06,400
A prominent wizard and the guardian of the mystical power known as the Flame of Life,

1269
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:12,920
Faust, driven by his malevolent ambitions, engaged in a fierce battle with Nomo, seeking

1270
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:16,080
to harness the flame's power for his own corrupt purposes.

1271
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:20,560
In a decisive move, Nomo absorbed the Flame of Life into himself, defeating Faust and

1272
00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:23,240
banishing him into another dimension.

1273
00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:26,760
And this is 5,000 years ago, 5,000 BC.

1274
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:30,480
So 7,000 years ago.

1275
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:35,920
In the mid-1920s, a deranged individual and aspiring magician named Deacon Drake inadvertently

1276
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:38,960
stumbled upon the dimension where Faust strapped.

1277
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:42,800
Drake upon opening a portal to the dimension inadvertently released Faust who promptly

1278
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:45,960
destroyed Drake's soul and took possession of his body.

1279
00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:46,960
Okay.

1280
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:48,400
So he's not in his own body?

1281
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:49,400
No, technically.

1282
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:50,400
Okay.

1283
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:53,480
He's in Deacon Drake's body.

1284
00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:54,480
No.

1285
00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:59,360
However, upon returning to Earth, Faust discovered that his powers had been significantly diminished.

1286
00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:04,080
Consumed by an unrelenting desire to restore his once mighty mystic abilities, Faust came

1287
00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:09,560
across the tail of Faust, a man who had purportedly sold his soul to the devil in exchange for

1288
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:11,520
supernatural powers.

1289
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:16,840
So he, whose name Faust, came across the myth of a guy named Faust.

1290
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:25,600
He's like, he's reading some comic, but it's all fucking slander and lies.

1291
00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:29,080
Drawing inspiration from the story's central character, the sorcerer assumed the name of

1292
00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:35,160
Felix Faust and had embarked on an eternal quest for mystical knowledge, driven by his

1293
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:37,360
insatiable thirst for power.

1294
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:40,960
In the modern era, the character Felix Faust would eventually have two children, named

1295
00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:43,080
Sebastian and Fauna Faust.

1296
00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:47,520
Seeking to amass greater power, Felix made a fateful decision to sacrifice the soul of

1297
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:48,880
his eldest son.

1298
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:53,280
Originally during Sebastian's adolescence, Felix intended to sacrifice his soul to the

1299
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:57,160
demon Nibirios in exchange for magical abilities.

1300
00:57:57,160 --> 00:58:01,720
However, the ritual instead bestowed the magical powers onto Sebastian himself.

1301
00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:04,800
And Thomas had been fucking mad too.

1302
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:09,760
Similarly, Felix attempted this similar ritual with his daughter, but Fauna also gained magical

1303
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:12,760
powers instead of being given the physical powers.

1304
00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:24,960
In the other philings of Sebastian Faust's history though, it is recounted that his soul

1305
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:30,200
was sacrificed as an infant, resulting in the acquisition of magical powers, particularly

1306
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:35,000
in the realm of soul magic, where the Faust family is renowned for practicing.

1307
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:39,800
Other stories depict Felix Faust as an abusive figure in his family, extending his mistreatment

1308
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:49,640
to his unnamed British wife.

1309
00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:55,960
After giving birth to Fauna, she fell with acute myeloid leukema.

1310
00:58:55,960 --> 00:59:00,800
Felix manipulated her into practicing dark magic as a means to alleviate her suffering.

1311
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:04,760
Felix intended to turn his entire family into practitioners for dark magic, but his plans

1312
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:09,460
were thwarted by the combined efforts of Sebastian's rebellion and a car accident that occurred

1313
00:59:09,460 --> 00:59:19,200
years earlier, claiming the life of their mother and halting Felix's sinister intentions.

1314
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:24,040
In DC Rebirth Onward, it is mentioned that the character is known to have been fathered

1315
00:59:24,040 --> 00:59:30,960
by an ancient sorcerer known as Magica the Magnificent.

1316
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:35,920
Around the 1500s, Felix Faust was also an active dark practitioner and master sorcerer

1317
00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:40,640
who was both in an alliance with Vandal Savage and acquired a slave apprentice by the name

1318
00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:42,080
of Aurora.

1319
00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:53,160
During that time of his life, he encountered futureborn Damien Wayne and John Kent, robbing

1320
00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:54,160
a super boy.

1321
00:59:54,160 --> 01:00:12,360
Felix Faust first appeared in Justice League of America Vol. 1, No. 10, in March of 1962,

1322
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:15,880
where he tried to regain some of his lost magical abilities by contacting the Demons

1323
01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:16,880
Three.

1324
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:20,360
Three fictional demons in the DC universe, these three demons were brothers who ruled

1325
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:26,400
the galaxy a billion years ago before being banished by beings known as the Timeless Ones.

1326
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:29,360
The Demons Three have tried to return time and again.

1327
01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:33,360
Summoned by Felix Faust and others, their attempts always foiled by the Justice League.

1328
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:38,760
Felix Faust tried to summon the power of the Demons Three by possessing three artifacts.

1329
01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:46,160
The Green Bell of Uthol, the Steel Wheel of Nyoloth, and the Red Jar of Kelthioth.

1330
01:00:46,160 --> 01:00:56,560
They tried to find the most magical sounding words they could find.

1331
01:00:56,560 --> 01:01:00,920
That had been created by the Demons, and which the Timeless Ones could not destroy or move

1332
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:01,920
to Earth.

1333
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:06,680
Pre-Crisis, they claimed a spell using the artifacts would free them in a hundred years,

1334
01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:10,080
but in that time the caster of the spell would be able to command them.

1335
01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:15,040
To do this, he takes control of the Justice League with the Demons' help, who are able

1336
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:21,260
to defeat the artifacts guardians and bring them to Faust who begins the spell.

1337
01:01:21,260 --> 01:01:26,680
But Aquaman is able to break the spell by distracting him using his control of fish.

1338
01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:34,000
It's fucked up by Wonder Woman's lasso and Aquaman controlling fish.

1339
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:37,000
Some of the weirdest ways to get defeated.

1340
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:39,200
Like a pitiful.

1341
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:44,040
The Sorcerer is then taken to prison and the JLA Sue find out about the Demons' escape

1342
01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:45,640
and re-imprison them.

1343
01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:47,280
So after all...

1344
01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:51,000
Welcome back to jail, bitch.

1345
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:57,000
Pre-Crisis, he was a member of the Crime Champions, a trio of Earth-1 criminals who teamed up

1346
01:01:57,000 --> 01:02:02,240
with a trio of Earth-2 villains to commit crimes, then escaped to their other world

1347
01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:06,040
using a vibratory device accidentally discovered by the Fiddler.

1348
01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:07,040
Vibratory device?

1349
01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:08,040
Wait a minute.

1350
01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:10,160
A little funny part, it was discovered by the Fiddler.

1351
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:12,160
The fuck is Fiddler?

1352
01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:14,160
Was it the Diddler?

1353
01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:16,160
With a vibratory device.

1354
01:02:16,160 --> 01:02:21,160
You don't even want to get caught by the Diddler with a vibratory device.

1355
01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:23,160
You want to hear something?

1356
01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:25,440
Wow, this woman, this sweet looking woman, right?

1357
01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:32,960
Like older, like probably like well older, I wouldn't say like 40s but more like 50s,

1358
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:36,920
60s, with an older, like a really old looking husband.

1359
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:37,920
She had her cards and stuff, right?

1360
01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:41,160
And she sent them down on the counter.

1361
01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:42,760
And the top one said Adam Neve.

1362
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:50,280
You know the adult, I'm like oh, then the girl gets down.

1363
01:02:50,280 --> 01:02:52,000
She made me ill but she freaky.

1364
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:53,000
She a freaky one.

1365
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:54,480
That's why he looks the way he does.

1366
01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:56,400
He's been trained up.

1367
01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:58,360
He's like twice the age of her, he's like exhausted.

1368
01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:01,160
He's the same age but looks twice as older.

1369
01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:04,160
He's been trained so many times.

1370
01:03:04,160 --> 01:03:07,160
I ain't got nothing left, Clementine.

1371
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:08,160
Fuck.

1372
01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:15,600
Alright, so Felix Fowles, he stole a million dollars from a sunken ship and escaped Aquaman,

1373
01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:17,440
the Martian Manhunter and the Atom.

1374
01:03:17,440 --> 01:03:19,800
Later, the Earth 2 crime champions in person.

1375
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:20,800
How did that steal link?

1376
01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:22,960
And then he like, wasn't it just like buried treasure he found?

1377
01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:26,560
Now watch this fucking Aquaman is like, you motherfucker.

1378
01:03:26,560 --> 01:03:27,560
Small fucking piggy bank.

1379
01:03:27,560 --> 01:03:30,560
That's why it's in the ship, bitch.

1380
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:35,440
I wonder about the various characters actual like net worth.

1381
01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:36,440
Yeah.

1382
01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:39,800
I mean, I've seen an episode like Batman, like eight billion.

1383
01:03:39,800 --> 01:03:41,800
The Flash is $43,000.

1384
01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:43,800
No, 20 bucks.

1385
01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:46,800
I'll do that.

1386
01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:48,520
I'll do that next week.

1387
01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:50,240
Where it's like we go over some of their net worths.

1388
01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:54,320
Because I know that there's going to be some very rich characters.

1389
01:03:54,320 --> 01:03:57,320
Now do you want a combination of Marvel and DC or just DC?

1390
01:03:57,320 --> 01:04:01,000
I mean, if you do Marvel, it's been like this broke ass Spider-Man.

1391
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:03,600
Like $300 to his name for two weeks.

1392
01:04:03,600 --> 01:04:07,160
I'll pull up some of the more famous heroes.

1393
01:04:07,160 --> 01:04:10,360
Like I know like people like Ted cord, they're extremely rich.

1394
01:04:10,360 --> 01:04:13,600
We want to the broke ones too.

1395
01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:18,840
You want the brokeest of all of them like the Falcon like $83.

1396
01:04:18,840 --> 01:04:19,840
Spider-Man.

1397
01:04:19,840 --> 01:04:22,400
I'm playing negative 80 bucks.

1398
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:24,400
He goes college.

1399
01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:29,840
He's down his fucking bank has overdrafts like, oh, Spider-Man's down 100 granny.

1400
01:04:29,840 --> 01:04:34,800
Because I remember in the first game for PS4 that Marvel Spider-Man, he had a fucking bunch

1401
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:38,240
of jars with various things like various coins and dollars in it.

1402
01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:45,080
That was like brand new laptop like vacation and we used a bunch of change.

1403
01:04:45,080 --> 01:04:46,400
Yeah I'll do that next week though.

1404
01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:47,400
Let's see.

1405
01:04:47,400 --> 01:04:48,560
Let's see what some of these people are worth.

1406
01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:52,520
We know Bruce is probably the richest aside from Lex.

1407
01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:53,520
In DC?

1408
01:04:53,520 --> 01:04:54,520
Yeah.

1409
01:04:54,520 --> 01:04:56,160
And then you have Tony Stark that's up there.

1410
01:04:56,160 --> 01:04:57,160
Reed Richards.

1411
01:04:57,160 --> 01:04:59,680
I know those are some of the richest characters.

1412
01:04:59,680 --> 01:05:00,680
T'Challa.

1413
01:05:00,680 --> 01:05:04,080
I understand Tony Stark because he's he owns a tech company.

1414
01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:05,080
Yeah.

1415
01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:06,600
But what does Reed Richards own?

1416
01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:07,600
The other company.

1417
01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:08,600
He has his own company?

1418
01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:09,600
Yeah.

1419
01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:10,600
Okay.

1420
01:05:10,600 --> 01:05:12,120
Yeah he's the one that owns that entire building.

1421
01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:13,120
The Baxter building?

1422
01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:14,120
Yeah.

1423
01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:19,160
I just imagine he was just some random scientist who broke his, well not broke, but like barely

1424
01:05:19,160 --> 01:05:20,160
scraped him by.

1425
01:05:20,160 --> 01:05:22,680
Like daddy's money or something like my father gave me a fortune.

1426
01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:23,680
No.

1427
01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:24,680
No.

1428
01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:25,680
He used it for the good of mankind.

1429
01:05:25,680 --> 01:05:28,440
Yeah because of all the technology that he's developed.

1430
01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:29,520
Okay.

1431
01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:32,040
Because he doesn't develop weapons the way Tony Stark does.

1432
01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:33,520
And then you have T'Challa.

1433
01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:34,520
T'Challa's rich.

1434
01:05:34,520 --> 01:05:36,120
From like that fucking country.

1435
01:05:36,120 --> 01:05:39,280
He's just making that fucking vibranium.

1436
01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:41,360
I know Magneto's probably pretty rich.

1437
01:05:41,360 --> 01:05:42,360
Hopefully.

1438
01:05:42,360 --> 01:05:43,360
That'd be surprising.

1439
01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:44,360
Magneto being rich.

1440
01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:45,360
I think.

1441
01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:46,360
Because he owned his own country.

1442
01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:47,360
Doom.

1443
01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:48,360
Doom I know is rich.

1444
01:05:48,360 --> 01:05:49,360
Yeah for sure.

1445
01:05:49,360 --> 01:05:50,360
Yeah.

1446
01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:51,360
The Hulk's got like fucking.

1447
01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:55,000
You know the sad thing is I think there might be more rich characters in Marvel than there

1448
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:57,000
are in DC.

1449
01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:59,000
Clark is poor as fuck.

1450
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:00,000
He lives on a farm.

1451
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:02,000
I thought like they had six figures as reporters.

1452
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:03,000
I don't know.

1453
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:05,240
Like me making that shit up.

1454
01:06:05,240 --> 01:06:08,440
Like I guess because in the show like he just seemed like he was always well off.

1455
01:06:08,440 --> 01:06:10,640
In a big ass fucking apartment.

1456
01:06:10,640 --> 01:06:14,240
Like you know like good suits.

1457
01:06:14,240 --> 01:06:17,160
I mean a reporter now probably make like fucking pennies on the dollar.

1458
01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:19,600
It's 60 grand a year.

1459
01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:20,600
Something.

1460
01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:24,680
I think Bruce is like he's got all the money.

1461
01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:27,280
Nobody's got as much seen of.

1462
01:06:27,280 --> 01:06:28,280
What if you're like he was like.

1463
01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:32,560
What if they gave like a Scrooge like trait to him right where he's just like wait a minute

1464
01:06:32,560 --> 01:06:34,520
he's touching all my money.

1465
01:06:34,520 --> 01:06:36,840
But just like give him some flavor you know.

1466
01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:37,840
Yeah.

1467
01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:41,960
He's just like one day he's just sitting there just fucking around with his fucking money.

1468
01:06:41,960 --> 01:06:48,560
Well isn't he the one that donates to that doctor in Gotham where he gives her money

1469
01:06:48,560 --> 01:06:51,840
all the time like to keep that clinic open and stuff.

1470
01:06:51,840 --> 01:06:52,840
Probably.

1471
01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:53,840
You know who I'm talking about there?

1472
01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:57,680
Yeah the one that used to like patch up the family.

1473
01:06:57,680 --> 01:07:00,760
Until she betrayed him by letting some woman some girl die.

1474
01:07:00,760 --> 01:07:01,760
Yeah.

1475
01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:03,280
I don't know why the fuck she decided to do that.

1476
01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:06,000
She broke her hypocrite girl oath for sure.

1477
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:07,000
Yeah I can't remember.

1478
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:08,800
And he's like what the fuck is wrong with you.

1479
01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:11,220
You're a fucking criminal.

1480
01:07:11,220 --> 01:07:16,600
And then I know during the Batman Black Mirror series.

1481
01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:21,080
Which was around 2013 I think it was part of the new 52 stuff when Dick Grayson became

1482
01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:22,080
Batman.

1483
01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:27,880
But they used the Wayne fortune to open up a crime lab for the GCPD.

1484
01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:29,360
That'd be a good idea actually.

1485
01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:32,240
But nobody wanted to use it because they hated Wayne tech.

1486
01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:33,240
Well damn you assholes.

1487
01:07:33,240 --> 01:07:34,240
It's like okay.

1488
01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:38,600
What if they gave him just they gave him so much like tech.

1489
01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:40,720
Wayne get so much tech to the GCPD.

1490
01:07:40,720 --> 01:07:44,040
They were able to figure out that Batman's Bruce Wayne and he's like oh fine.

1491
01:07:44,040 --> 01:07:46,040
They gave him a little bit too much.

1492
01:07:46,040 --> 01:07:50,360
You know here's something fucked up about the boys.

1493
01:07:50,360 --> 01:07:55,440
There's a character named called Tech Knight who's the he's like a facsimile.

1494
01:07:55,440 --> 01:07:58,080
I don't know if I'm using the word right.

1495
01:07:58,080 --> 01:07:59,400
But he's not actually Batman.

1496
01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:02,320
But he's like supposed to be Batman in this world.

1497
01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:04,280
But he's also a soup.

1498
01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:05,460
Because they're always soups.

1499
01:08:05,460 --> 01:08:08,280
So he's got like hypersenses.

1500
01:08:08,280 --> 01:08:12,400
He's like the Sherlock Holmes on like crack or something.

1501
01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:17,520
Where like his level of like observation and perception like beyond a normal human.

1502
01:08:17,520 --> 01:08:23,000
And the team catches him and they try to like torture him to get information.

1503
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:25,280
But he likes getting hurt because he's a masochist.

1504
01:08:25,280 --> 01:08:26,860
So he's like how do you hurt a masochist.

1505
01:08:26,860 --> 01:08:29,000
So they end up getting his bank accounts right.

1506
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:31,240
And they're like a hundred like he's a billionaire.

1507
01:08:31,240 --> 01:08:33,080
Because he's got real money.

1508
01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:34,080
Like not entertainment money.

1509
01:08:34,080 --> 01:08:35,080
Right.

1510
01:08:35,080 --> 01:08:36,080
Real money.

1511
01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:37,080
It's like that old money.

1512
01:08:37,080 --> 01:08:41,160
And so they decide to give a hundred million dollars to Black Lives Matter.

1513
01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:42,160
And you know what he yells out.

1514
01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:43,160
Like no not those people.

1515
01:08:43,160 --> 01:08:49,120
He's like oh wow he's a fucking brutal racist.

1516
01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:52,120
No not those people.

1517
01:08:52,120 --> 01:08:55,680
I thought you were Damascus.

1518
01:08:55,680 --> 01:09:00,960
I know that they had the version of Daredevil on there too where he was an Asian blind guy.

1519
01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:01,960
But he has super senses.

1520
01:09:01,960 --> 01:09:03,240
And well he got fucked up.

1521
01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:04,720
The whole homeland of it.

1522
01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:05,720
Yeah.

1523
01:09:05,720 --> 01:09:07,680
Just smashed his fucking ear drums.

1524
01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:10,160
He's like what do you do if somebody does that to you?

1525
01:09:10,160 --> 01:09:11,960
He's like what do you do if I don't know.

1526
01:09:11,960 --> 01:09:14,040
And just does this and he's like.

1527
01:09:14,040 --> 01:09:15,040
And he's like.

1528
01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:20,200
And then I don't need a cripple at my table.

1529
01:09:20,200 --> 01:09:23,160
Man he's just a man.

1530
01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:24,160
Actually look at me.

1531
01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:25,160
I just thought of that.

1532
01:09:25,160 --> 01:09:26,160
I don't want a cripple.

1533
01:09:26,160 --> 01:09:33,160
Or that one where like he lasers one.

1534
01:09:33,160 --> 01:09:35,160
A villain right with wind powers.

1535
01:09:35,160 --> 01:09:38,120
So all these people are staring and one of them has a phone.

1536
01:09:38,120 --> 01:09:39,120
Didn't he say that?

1537
01:09:39,120 --> 01:09:41,120
Like all these people are staring and one of them has a phone.

1538
01:09:41,120 --> 01:09:42,120
And they're like wow.

1539
01:09:42,120 --> 01:09:43,120
Wow Homelander.

1540
01:09:43,120 --> 01:09:50,800
Some fucked up shit that they do.

1541
01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:53,000
Alright continuing on.

1542
01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:58,680
Later the Earth 2 crime champions impersonate the Earth 1 crime champions using the wizard's

1543
01:09:58,680 --> 01:10:01,480
magic in an attempt to trap the JLA.

1544
01:10:01,480 --> 01:10:02,720
The fiddler not the diddler.

1545
01:10:02,720 --> 01:10:04,640
Well who the fuck is the fiddler?

1546
01:10:04,640 --> 01:10:06,880
He uses a fiddle.

1547
01:10:06,880 --> 01:10:07,880
Wow.

1548
01:10:07,880 --> 01:10:09,940
He impersonated Felix Faust.

1549
01:10:09,940 --> 01:10:12,360
They robbed Casino Town.

1550
01:10:12,360 --> 01:10:13,360
Based on Las Vegas basically.

1551
01:10:13,360 --> 01:10:14,360
Casino Town.

1552
01:10:14,360 --> 01:10:15,360
Yeah.

1553
01:10:15,360 --> 01:10:17,620
Casino Town.

1554
01:10:17,620 --> 01:10:19,280
And Felix Faust in quotation marks.

1555
01:10:19,280 --> 01:10:20,880
All gambling is illegal here.

1556
01:10:20,880 --> 01:10:21,880
Casino Town.

1557
01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:23,880
There are no casinos.

1558
01:10:23,880 --> 01:10:24,880
What the fuck.

1559
01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:27,760
You're gonna have me mad as hell.

1560
01:10:27,760 --> 01:10:31,880
So the fiddler impersonating Felix Faust contacted the JLA.

1561
01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:36,200
The fiddler was oddly enough able to cast spells like Felix and battle Aquaman the Martian

1562
01:10:36,200 --> 01:10:38,200
Mantutter and the Atom.

1563
01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:41,880
The real Felix Faust while robbing a fair on Earth 2.

1564
01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:44,520
Wow he sure fucking stepped up in the world.

1565
01:10:44,520 --> 01:10:47,520
He's robbing a fucking fair.

1566
01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:48,520
One of those corn dogs.

1567
01:10:48,520 --> 01:10:49,520
Wow.

1568
01:10:49,520 --> 01:10:52,440
He was confronted by Green Arrow the Martian Mantutter and the Atom.

1569
01:10:52,440 --> 01:10:56,320
I just saw him running through the fucking crowd with like a fucking handful of fucking

1570
01:10:56,320 --> 01:10:57,320
coins.

1571
01:10:57,320 --> 01:10:59,800
Like out of my fucking way.

1572
01:10:59,800 --> 01:11:03,360
He fucking falls in the mud.

1573
01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:04,360
Just all pathetic.

1574
01:11:04,360 --> 01:11:10,440
Like a fucking loser just fucking falls in the mud in front of a kid.

1575
01:11:10,440 --> 01:11:11,440
What are you looking at.

1576
01:11:11,440 --> 01:11:12,440
You fucking robbing a fair.

1577
01:11:12,440 --> 01:11:16,360
Like so he's some kid's like he's just looking over like what are you looking at.

1578
01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:20,000
He fucking grabs his teddy bear and tries to fucking get all the coins together.

1579
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:21,000
Absolutely put.

1580
01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:26,400
They're not even quarters of like the tokens.

1581
01:11:26,400 --> 01:11:29,360
He gets home and he fucking shoves that shit in the fucking sink and he looks in the mirror

1582
01:11:29,360 --> 01:11:34,160
like fuck what the fuck am I doing with my life.

1583
01:11:34,160 --> 01:11:35,160
Like.

1584
01:11:35,160 --> 01:11:41,400
Despite casting a spell that made him spin in midair he was knocked out by the Atom.

1585
01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:45,360
When the crime champions were fully defeated Dr. Fate, Batman and the Earth Ones Flash

1586
01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:46,720
defeat Faust.

1587
01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:51,360
Over the years Faust's hunger for magical power proved very costly for him.

1588
01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:55,280
He had bargained his soul away for knowledge on many occasions but to buy it back later

1589
01:11:55,280 --> 01:11:58,920
whenever his acquisitions failed to help him meet his goals.

1590
01:11:58,920 --> 01:12:01,440
How much can I get myself back.

1591
01:12:01,440 --> 01:12:03,720
Every time he would end up worse than before.

1592
01:12:03,720 --> 01:12:06,640
Jesus I'm just going through the fucking ringer.

1593
01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:11,520
Eventually he found it difficult to find any mystics willing to purchase his tarnished

1594
01:12:11,520 --> 01:12:12,520
soul.

1595
01:12:12,520 --> 01:12:14,440
He's like the fucking Spider-Man of villains.

1596
01:12:14,440 --> 01:12:16,880
Like he gets home right after he fucking loses to a fire-ite.

1597
01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:17,880
Yeah.

1598
01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:19,360
In some dingy ass fucking apartment.

1599
01:12:19,360 --> 01:12:23,240
He fucking sits down in his bed and right as he turns he flicks the lights and they

1600
01:12:23,240 --> 01:12:24,240
won't come on like.

1601
01:12:24,240 --> 01:12:28,320
You have to pay the electric bill like fuck.

1602
01:12:28,320 --> 01:12:30,520
We're talking about the artifacts or whatever from DC.

1603
01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:32,440
Remember how many you got fucked.

1604
01:12:32,440 --> 01:12:36,800
They all just had a fucking you just had it out for him.

1605
01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:42,000
Finally he tricked Neron the demon Neron into giving him power by offering him the pure

1606
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:44,640
soul of an innocent girl he murdered in lieu of his own.

1607
01:12:44,640 --> 01:12:47,280
Oh Jimmy you got fucking dark as fuck now.

1608
01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:51,800
Unfortunately for him Neron saw through the ruse and punished Faust by setting the girl's

1609
01:12:51,800 --> 01:12:53,560
vengeful spirit upon him.

1610
01:12:53,560 --> 01:12:59,800
For a time Felix sorry Felix his damn soul languished in a hellish plane for magicians

1611
01:12:59,800 --> 01:13:03,160
who had abused or ignored the laws of magic.

1612
01:13:03,160 --> 01:13:06,440
So I got fucked again.

1613
01:13:06,440 --> 01:13:12,880
During the outsiders 1993 through 95 Felix would appear as one of the antagonists in

1614
01:13:12,880 --> 01:13:18,600
the second outsider series learning of the his son's activities in the outsiders team.

1615
01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:24,120
He attempts to track him by sending in mystic creatures tasked with bringing Sebastian to

1616
01:13:24,120 --> 01:13:25,120
him.

1617
01:13:25,120 --> 01:13:29,640
So his son is part of the outsiders team Sebastian Faust.

1618
01:13:29,640 --> 01:13:35,960
Initially fearing his son's sorry initially fearing his father's return Halo encourages

1619
01:13:35,960 --> 01:13:42,840
Sebastian to realize his father is not infallible leading him to counter his spell back to Felix.

1620
01:13:42,840 --> 01:13:44,680
So I got fucked.

1621
01:13:44,680 --> 01:13:48,920
Felix is like after everything I taught you this is how you start now.

1622
01:13:48,920 --> 01:13:53,480
Having now found him Felix began working the hunt down his son to manipulate the team.

1623
01:13:53,480 --> 01:13:58,600
With Fauna as his accomplice Felix hospitalized as Halo and kidnapped Sebastian.

1624
01:13:58,600 --> 01:14:04,160
Whenever the team manages to teleport to Felix's hideout using one of Sebastian's artifacts

1625
01:14:04,160 --> 01:14:08,520
escaping the team learns Sebastian survived the ordeal and Felix's plot includes gathering

1626
01:14:08,520 --> 01:14:16,280
the artifacts known as the green I guess the three the three artifacts to summon the demons

1627
01:14:16,280 --> 01:14:17,280
three yeah.

1628
01:14:17,280 --> 01:14:18,280
So he's gonna try to shit.

1629
01:14:18,280 --> 01:14:20,280
Let me do this one more time.

1630
01:14:20,280 --> 01:14:23,040
This time I got I swear.

1631
01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:28,580
So meanwhile Felix manipulates wild into working alongside him with promises to induce the

1632
01:14:28,580 --> 01:14:32,600
Sebastian's magic that makes him a bear like beast.

1633
01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:38,760
So the Sebastian turned this person into like a bear like fucking animal and earn Lookers

1634
01:14:38,760 --> 01:14:40,040
affection.

1635
01:14:40,040 --> 01:14:43,720
Whenever the team gathers the artifacts wild interferes and uses the artifacts resulting

1636
01:14:43,720 --> 01:14:47,400
in the creation of a dimension where Felix possesses godlike power.

1637
01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:51,760
The outsiders and Felix battle the sorcery using the sorcery using wild and fauna to

1638
01:14:51,760 --> 01:14:56,200
buy more time before the artifacts can gain fully grant him his power.

1639
01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:59,920
Finally the injured halo is used by Lookers telepathic abilities to destroy the artifacts

1640
01:14:59,920 --> 01:15:02,240
undoing Felix's entire plan.

1641
01:15:02,240 --> 01:15:04,880
He's just like what else is new.

1642
01:15:04,880 --> 01:15:09,440
He goes back to his apartment opens up the fridge and the fucking moldy ass cheese like

1643
01:15:09,440 --> 01:15:18,680
fuck during the main 52 series or the event known as the 52 a voice from within the helm

1644
01:15:18,680 --> 01:15:23,600
of Dr. Fade speaks to Ralph Dibny and promises to fulfill his desires if he makes certain

1645
01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:25,280
sacrifices.

1646
01:15:25,280 --> 01:15:29,840
Dibny journeys with the helm through the afterlives of several cultures where he is cautioned

1647
01:15:29,840 --> 01:15:33,280
about the use of magic and sees Felix Faust.

1648
01:15:33,280 --> 01:15:38,200
He is told about the deals by the voice the specter promises to resurrect his late wife

1649
01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:43,040
Sue in exchange for Dibny's taking vengeance on his own murder on the her murderer Jean

1650
01:15:43,040 --> 01:15:47,080
Loring but Dibny is unable to do so.

1651
01:15:47,080 --> 01:15:53,040
At Nanda Parbat Ramakrishna tell if you even know who that person is.

1652
01:15:53,040 --> 01:15:54,040
No idea what the fuck you just said.

1653
01:15:54,040 --> 01:15:55,600
I just fucking cursed me.

1654
01:15:55,600 --> 01:15:56,600
I spell.

1655
01:15:56,600 --> 01:15:58,200
Do you know who dead man is?

1656
01:15:58,200 --> 01:15:59,200
Yeah.

1657
01:15:59,200 --> 01:16:01,400
He's that the karma person that he worships.

1658
01:16:01,400 --> 01:16:02,400
Wow.

1659
01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:05,160
Like where he gets his abilities from Ramakrishna.

1660
01:16:05,160 --> 01:16:06,680
Okay.

1661
01:16:06,680 --> 01:16:12,480
This person Ramakrishna tells Dibny the end is already written in Dr. Fade's tower.

1662
01:16:12,480 --> 01:16:17,360
Did he begin to the spell to resurrect Sue puts on the helmet of fate and shoots it revealing

1663
01:16:17,360 --> 01:16:20,040
Felix Faust who is posing as an apple.

1664
01:16:20,040 --> 01:16:26,520
Surprise surprise I feel like he's always up to some bullshit.

1665
01:16:26,520 --> 01:16:31,920
Always backfires on him because Faust he planned to trade Dibny's soul to Neuron in exchange

1666
01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:33,920
for his own freedom at this point.

1667
01:16:33,920 --> 01:16:35,160
Jesus.

1668
01:16:35,160 --> 01:16:40,080
Ralph reveals that he was aware of Faust identity for some time and that the binding spell surrounding

1669
01:16:40,080 --> 01:16:44,640
the tower of fate is designed to imprison Faust not to counter any negative effects

1670
01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:45,640
of the spell.

1671
01:16:45,640 --> 01:16:48,320
So he already knew from the beginning.

1672
01:16:48,320 --> 01:16:52,520
Neuron appears and kills Dibny only to realize too late that the binding spell responds only

1673
01:16:52,520 --> 01:16:53,520
to Dibny's commands.

1674
01:16:53,520 --> 01:16:55,520
If I can bring it back to life.

1675
01:16:55,520 --> 01:16:58,520
I'm a bad bro.

1676
01:16:58,520 --> 01:17:07,000
Through his death Ralph has trashed both Faust and Neuron in the tower of fate.

1677
01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:10,400
How many years before?

1678
01:17:10,400 --> 01:17:16,080
Two hours before 30 minutes later they open it up like I'm gonna try me to hear from

1679
01:17:16,080 --> 01:17:18,680
fucking years like it's been 35 minutes.

1680
01:17:18,680 --> 01:17:21,200
Neuron's over there destroying it.

1681
01:17:21,200 --> 01:17:22,200
Eat each other's shit.

1682
01:17:22,200 --> 01:17:26,120
Like what the fuck kind of freaks.

1683
01:17:26,120 --> 01:17:31,440
During the one year later after infinite crisis when Neuron having already escaped from the

1684
01:17:31,440 --> 01:17:32,440
tower.

1685
01:17:32,440 --> 01:17:33,440
What about me?

1686
01:17:33,440 --> 01:17:35,720
He should fucking dims on Felix.

1687
01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:39,240
Felix escapes from the tower of fate with the help of Black Adam through the aid of

1688
01:17:39,240 --> 01:17:41,080
a revived Isis.

1689
01:17:41,080 --> 01:17:42,080
Black Adam huh?

1690
01:17:42,080 --> 01:17:43,080
Yep.

1691
01:17:43,080 --> 01:17:47,640
Faust contacted Red Tornado's soul which is still adrift after fighting Alexander Luther

1692
01:17:47,640 --> 01:17:51,600
alongside Donna Troy, the Green Lantern Corps and their allies.

1693
01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:56,920
Working with Dr. Impossible, Professor Ivo and Solomon Grundy Faust possessed a dead

1694
01:17:56,920 --> 01:18:03,800
uh possessed opposed as dead man and offered the android his heart's desire a human body.

1695
01:18:03,800 --> 01:18:07,920
The tornado accepted and Faust bound his soul to his new body.

1696
01:18:07,920 --> 01:18:11,520
Faust and his allies then stole the Red Tornado's original android body for their own purposes.

1697
01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:15,440
Yeah I'd rather have a fucking awesome android body.

1698
01:18:15,440 --> 01:18:17,720
Fucking fleshy meat sack.

1699
01:18:17,720 --> 01:18:23,280
After leading his concealment spells lending his concealment spells to Cheetah Faust joined

1700
01:18:23,280 --> 01:18:28,840
with Taliyah al Ghul in order to corrupt yet another hero Black Atlas.

1701
01:18:28,840 --> 01:18:30,920
Do you remember who Black Alice is?

1702
01:18:30,920 --> 01:18:36,520
She's the one during the day of vengeance that was able to absorb the specter's power.

1703
01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:42,480
Faust offered Alice his power he offered Alice power wealth and a place in the secret society

1704
01:18:42,480 --> 01:18:44,080
of supervillains.

1705
01:18:44,080 --> 01:18:45,560
He's offering a lot here.

1706
01:18:45,560 --> 01:18:47,600
It's all he's got.

1707
01:18:47,600 --> 01:18:53,480
And the resurrection of her mother but Alice refused sent Faust out of town and trapped

1708
01:18:53,480 --> 01:18:57,480
and tapped into his powers so that she could perform the resurrection herself.

1709
01:18:57,480 --> 01:19:01,720
She stole his powers to do what he said that he could do for it.

1710
01:19:01,720 --> 01:19:03,080
I would have done it for you.

1711
01:19:03,080 --> 01:19:05,720
I don't know why you had to take all I had.

1712
01:19:05,720 --> 01:19:08,200
I don't got anything in this life.

1713
01:19:08,200 --> 01:19:09,680
You took what little I have already.

1714
01:19:09,680 --> 01:19:11,680
She just left me with nothing.

1715
01:19:11,680 --> 01:19:15,480
Because she can use powers I think for like 30 minutes or an hour or something like that

1716
01:19:15,480 --> 01:19:16,480
when she takes them.

1717
01:19:16,480 --> 01:19:19,640
Oh yeah she did like for like a limited time.

1718
01:19:19,640 --> 01:19:22,000
So she's like oh you can bring my mom back huh?

1719
01:19:22,000 --> 01:19:23,520
Okay I'm part of your powers.

1720
01:19:23,520 --> 01:19:25,000
So he takes his powers away?

1721
01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:28,920
He's like he's all fucking sad and all.

1722
01:19:28,920 --> 01:19:33,600
After this Faust seemed to rejoin the society.

1723
01:19:33,600 --> 01:19:38,080
And then we have the post final crisis.

1724
01:19:38,080 --> 01:19:42,320
As a member of Cheetah's secret society of supervillains, Felix Faust played a part in

1725
01:19:42,320 --> 01:19:46,960
the creation of genocide whenever he used his magic to animate the collected soil samples

1726
01:19:46,960 --> 01:19:47,960
that it collected.

1727
01:19:47,960 --> 01:19:48,960
The soil sample?

1728
01:19:48,960 --> 01:19:53,920
Is he a fucking geologist with the collected soil samples?

1729
01:19:53,920 --> 01:19:59,240
Felix Faust has been shown also retaining his control over Isis even after he uses her

1730
01:19:59,240 --> 01:20:02,800
powers to free himself from the fate towers by creating a doorway.

1731
01:20:02,800 --> 01:20:07,640
Used to keep Isis under a powerful sedation spell at all times, still unable to communicate

1732
01:20:07,640 --> 01:20:14,120
Isis manages to signal her husband Black Adam to her aid via a trail of Isis flowers.

1733
01:20:14,120 --> 01:20:18,360
So he couldn't even keep that hidden under lock and key.

1734
01:20:18,360 --> 01:20:23,960
Once Black Adam discovers Isis he forces Faust to free his wife from his possession.

1735
01:20:23,960 --> 01:20:26,560
So he got Black Adam coming in here.

1736
01:20:26,560 --> 01:20:29,120
Anyway I'm cracking school open.

1737
01:20:29,120 --> 01:20:34,560
In the new 52 a new version of Felix Faust appeared because of course the new 52 redesigned

1738
01:20:34,560 --> 01:20:36,160
every fucking thing.

1739
01:20:36,160 --> 01:20:41,040
His powers haven't been expressed to have weakened significantly from the reality shift

1740
01:20:41,040 --> 01:20:43,800
in Flashpoint and other multiversal shifts.

1741
01:20:43,800 --> 01:20:45,960
Oh is that what caused the new 52?

1742
01:20:45,960 --> 01:20:47,760
The new 52 was a flashpoint isn't it?

1743
01:20:47,760 --> 01:20:48,760
Yeah.

1744
01:20:48,760 --> 01:20:49,760
Interesting.

1745
01:20:49,760 --> 01:20:51,400
At least that's what they used as the basis for it.

1746
01:20:51,400 --> 01:20:52,400
Cool.

1747
01:20:52,400 --> 01:20:57,200
Like his prior version the character's complete background remains unknown and has fathered

1748
01:20:57,200 --> 01:21:01,120
both Fauna and Sebastian Faust at some point in his life.

1749
01:21:01,120 --> 01:21:14,400
Unlike his prior version the character is expressed to be the son of a sorcerer named

1750
01:21:14,400 --> 01:21:19,000
Magica the Great and sold Sebastian's soul in an attempt to garner immortality unlike

1751
01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:22,880
the previous versions where he attempted to obtain the magical power himself.

1752
01:21:22,880 --> 01:21:30,040
In the Books of Magic storyline Felix Faust is sporting a more macabre or macabe I guess.

1753
01:21:30,040 --> 01:21:31,040
Oh macabre.

1754
01:21:31,040 --> 01:21:32,040
Yeah.

1755
01:21:32,040 --> 01:21:33,040
Yeah.

1756
01:21:33,040 --> 01:21:35,800
See I can read the word but I can't say it.

1757
01:21:35,800 --> 01:21:42,280
Maceated appearance he captures Dr. Mist after the hero attempts to infiltrate his cult leading

1758
01:21:42,280 --> 01:21:46,840
to the Justice League dark being sent in to rescue him after Faust is knocked out by Black

1759
01:21:46,840 --> 01:21:52,640
Orchid and the heroes find a map leading to the Books of Magic in his possession.

1760
01:21:52,640 --> 01:21:58,320
Then we have the forever evil and forever evil Blight that he appeared in.

1761
01:21:58,320 --> 01:22:03,400
In the events storyline spinoff forever Blight Felix Faust and Nick Necro.

1762
01:22:03,400 --> 01:22:05,560
Nick Necro.

1763
01:22:05,560 --> 01:22:10,840
Are seen torturing midwarp for Ultraman eventually killing him in an attempt to create rechargeable

1764
01:22:10,840 --> 01:22:16,560
specimens having previously done so with Sargon the sorcerer.

1765
01:22:16,560 --> 01:22:17,560
Rechargeable for what?

1766
01:22:17,560 --> 01:22:19,740
You gotta get these batteries.

1767
01:22:19,740 --> 01:22:25,480
When John Constantine's group arrives in the Nanda Parbat temple they eventually come across

1768
01:22:25,480 --> 01:22:28,960
the project that Nick Necro and Felix Faust have been working on.

1769
01:22:28,960 --> 01:22:33,160
They see Black Orchid, Cassandra Kraft, Shade, the changing man Enchantress, Blight Briar

1770
01:22:33,160 --> 01:22:38,240
Thorne, Blue Devil, Papa Midnight, Sargon the sorcerer and Zatanna being held for the

1771
01:22:38,240 --> 01:22:42,480
use of the crime syndicate's weapons program to use against the entity that destroyed their

1772
01:22:42,480 --> 01:22:43,480
world.

1773
01:22:43,480 --> 01:22:47,880
Constantine realizes that Nightmare Nurse is not herself.

1774
01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:49,600
Actually Necro in disguise.

1775
01:22:49,600 --> 01:22:53,960
The two fight and Constantine is able to stop Necro in order to try and freeze Zatanna.

1776
01:22:53,960 --> 01:22:56,960
Before he is able to he is captured by Felix Faust.

1777
01:22:56,960 --> 01:23:00,200
Constantine senses his team getting closer and hopes that it will help him not really

1778
01:23:00,200 --> 01:23:05,720
realizing that they have been captured to be used in the project to begin with.

1779
01:23:05,720 --> 01:23:06,720
Which is...

1780
01:23:06,720 --> 01:23:12,800
Felix Faust looks like it's one time that he kinda wins a little bit.

1781
01:23:12,800 --> 01:23:15,700
And then we have the last appearance is DC Rebirth.

1782
01:23:15,700 --> 01:23:20,040
The character appears as one of the villains refusing to be hired by Henry Bindrick to

1783
01:23:20,040 --> 01:23:23,760
kill Midnighter and Apollo during DC Rebirth.

1784
01:23:23,760 --> 01:23:25,920
His powers and abilities.

1785
01:23:25,920 --> 01:23:30,400
Commonly portrayed as a powerful sorcerer, Felix Faust has supernatural knowledge and

1786
01:23:30,400 --> 01:23:34,200
the ability to transmute organic matter through his mastery of the dark arts.

1787
01:23:34,200 --> 01:23:37,240
He is well versed in various forms of maleficent...

1788
01:23:37,240 --> 01:23:39,960
The same master with the air quotes?

1789
01:23:39,960 --> 01:23:41,360
His mastery of the dark arts?

1790
01:23:41,360 --> 01:23:42,360
Yes.

1791
01:23:42,360 --> 01:23:44,200
He's the fucking moron half the time.

1792
01:23:44,200 --> 01:23:49,640
Using soul magic, the latter in which Felix specializes alongside his son.

1793
01:23:49,640 --> 01:23:54,000
Those capabilities enabled him to perform nearly unlimited magical feats such as energy

1794
01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:59,480
manipulation and resurrection, spectral sight, advanced longevity, biokinesis, telepathy,

1795
01:23:59,480 --> 01:24:03,920
illusion projection, chronokinesis, and summoning of the demon three.

1796
01:24:03,920 --> 01:24:07,800
To utilize his own mystical powers he relies on spellbooks, scrolls, familiars, and sometimes

1797
01:24:07,800 --> 01:24:09,560
strikes bargains with demonic entities.

1798
01:24:09,560 --> 01:24:12,440
I got an idea for ya.

1799
01:24:12,440 --> 01:24:14,440
And his weaknesses.

1800
01:24:14,440 --> 01:24:17,120
Fuckin' everything apparently.

1801
01:24:17,120 --> 01:24:19,120
Felix Faust does possess a few limitations.

1802
01:24:19,120 --> 01:24:26,520
He is unable to achieve full mystic potential as a sorcerer since encountering Dr. Mist

1803
01:24:26,520 --> 01:24:31,200
and his spirit housed within the body of the occult dabbler Drekken Drake.

1804
01:24:31,200 --> 01:24:34,600
Additionally, he likes proficiency in unarmed combat.

1805
01:24:34,600 --> 01:24:36,040
He just...

1806
01:24:36,040 --> 01:24:39,560
He just tries to throw a pudgy and fucking rocked.

1807
01:24:39,560 --> 01:24:46,400
In the New 52 continuity, Felix was initially regarded as a third rate wizard who resorted

1808
01:24:46,400 --> 01:24:50,880
to making Faustian deals to boost his powers, although this had the unintended consequence

1809
01:24:50,880 --> 01:24:52,440
of giving him a ghastly appearance.

1810
01:24:52,440 --> 01:24:56,160
So he may look older and weaker?

1811
01:24:56,160 --> 01:24:57,160
Exactly.

1812
01:24:57,160 --> 01:25:02,760
Furthermore, he is also able to manipulate all forms of mysticism, especially pure magic,

1813
01:25:02,760 --> 01:25:04,920
with him being classified as a dark magician.

1814
01:25:04,920 --> 01:25:10,360
Any attempt in doing so poses a risk of killing him, requires a medium to channel it efficiently,

1815
01:25:10,360 --> 01:25:12,360
and he can't mess with it whatsoever.

1816
01:25:12,360 --> 01:25:20,960
So when it comes to pure magic, he's like, fuck, this is too pure for me.

1817
01:25:20,960 --> 01:25:21,960
And he's got two kids.

1818
01:25:21,960 --> 01:25:24,120
He's got Sebastian Faust.

1819
01:25:24,120 --> 01:25:28,680
Basically Sebastian's soul was bordered to the demon Neboros, but the power Felix asked

1820
01:25:28,680 --> 01:25:31,060
for was granted to Sebastian instead.

1821
01:25:31,060 --> 01:25:36,720
As a result, their father-son relationship ended as a son-and-son relationship.

1822
01:25:36,720 --> 01:25:41,640
Sebastian generally acted as a hero, working with the outsiders and the sentinels of magic.

1823
01:25:41,640 --> 01:25:46,720
And then his daughter, Fauna Faust, became a porn star.

1824
01:25:46,720 --> 01:25:51,560
Fauna followed a darker path than her brother.

1825
01:25:51,560 --> 01:25:56,000
She would become a member of Cobras Cult, elite stride force, the Stride Force Cobra,

1826
01:25:56,000 --> 01:26:00,480
and secretly worked alongside her father as an enemy of her brother and the second incarnation

1827
01:26:00,480 --> 01:26:03,040
of the outsider superhero team.

1828
01:26:03,040 --> 01:26:08,200
So she went to the porn side.

1829
01:26:08,200 --> 01:26:16,320
Alrighty, and our second character for our spotlight today is Mr. Patrick Eul O'Brien,

1830
01:26:16,320 --> 01:26:17,320
plastic man.

1831
01:26:17,320 --> 01:26:18,720
Plastic man.

1832
01:26:18,720 --> 01:26:19,720
Also known as Plastic Egg.

1833
01:26:19,720 --> 01:26:22,160
I don't think I've ever seen him without his glasses on.

1834
01:26:22,160 --> 01:26:24,800
I don't think anybody really has.

1835
01:26:24,800 --> 01:26:27,640
Although they did a horrible job in the Flash series with that.

1836
01:26:27,640 --> 01:26:29,640
Did they?

1837
01:26:29,640 --> 01:26:32,040
The Arrowverse version of him?

1838
01:26:32,040 --> 01:26:33,440
Oh my god.

1839
01:26:33,440 --> 01:26:38,760
The actor was fine, but god they fucked him over in the show.

1840
01:26:38,760 --> 01:26:43,160
He has been affiliated with the Terrifix, Heroes for You, formerly of Justice League

1841
01:26:43,160 --> 01:26:45,800
Reserves, Freedom Fighters, All-Star Squadron.

1842
01:26:45,800 --> 01:26:47,200
He's based out of Cole City.

1843
01:26:47,200 --> 01:26:48,200
Only fans.

1844
01:26:48,200 --> 01:26:52,520
Superhero only fans.

1845
01:26:52,520 --> 01:26:56,040
Like in the boys when that one dude got strangled by a dick.

1846
01:26:56,040 --> 01:26:57,040
Mother's milk.

1847
01:26:57,040 --> 01:26:58,040
Yeah.

1848
01:26:58,040 --> 01:27:02,720
He shows up again in season 3.

1849
01:27:02,720 --> 01:27:05,320
Okay, cocking off.

1850
01:27:05,320 --> 01:27:09,880
His identity, he has a public identity.

1851
01:27:09,880 --> 01:27:10,880
American citizenship, he's divorced.

1852
01:27:10,880 --> 01:27:16,120
Oh yeah, fucking, I don't know if it was him, but, because they're twins right, but one

1853
01:27:16,120 --> 01:27:20,160
of the fucking guys, Iceman or the other one, is in the boys too.

1854
01:27:20,160 --> 01:27:21,160
Oh really?

1855
01:27:21,160 --> 01:27:22,160
From the Animorphs.

1856
01:27:22,160 --> 01:27:23,160
Yeah, the Lamplighter.

1857
01:27:23,160 --> 01:27:24,160
Yeah.

1858
01:27:24,160 --> 01:27:27,200
I don't know which one it is, like, because he's got his twin brother.

1859
01:27:27,200 --> 01:27:28,200
Might not be him.

1860
01:27:28,200 --> 01:27:29,200
Might be his twin.

1861
01:27:29,200 --> 01:27:30,200
Who was not in Animorphs.

1862
01:27:30,200 --> 01:27:31,200
Isn't that fucking weird?

1863
01:27:31,200 --> 01:27:37,360
Like, what if you had a twin right who's a fucking world class A-list actor and you

1864
01:27:37,360 --> 01:27:38,360
work at McDonald's.

1865
01:27:38,360 --> 01:27:42,160
Like, yo, what, no, that's my brother, that's not me.

1866
01:27:42,160 --> 01:27:43,160
That's...

1867
01:27:43,160 --> 01:27:44,160
Like the Hemsworths?

1868
01:27:44,160 --> 01:27:45,160
They're kind of like similar?

1869
01:27:45,160 --> 01:27:46,160
A little bit, yeah.

1870
01:27:46,160 --> 01:27:50,600
If you were fucking Liam's like, or Chris is the most famous one, that Liam's behind him.

1871
01:27:50,600 --> 01:27:52,960
It's like, oh, you were Thor and all that.

1872
01:27:52,960 --> 01:27:53,960
That was my brother.

1873
01:27:53,960 --> 01:27:54,960
That would suck so much.

1874
01:27:54,960 --> 01:27:58,240
Plastic Man is 6'1", 178 pounds.

1875
01:27:58,240 --> 01:28:00,760
So tall motherfucker, skinny.

1876
01:28:00,760 --> 01:28:01,760
Skinny and tall.

1877
01:28:01,760 --> 01:28:03,760
Blue hair, or just blue hair.

1878
01:28:03,760 --> 01:28:06,760
Black hair, blue eyes.

1879
01:28:06,760 --> 01:28:11,760
And created by Jack Cole, which is funny because his base of operations is Cole City.

1880
01:28:11,760 --> 01:28:14,760
Say, if I got my name in there somewhere.

1881
01:28:14,760 --> 01:28:15,760
Yeah.

1882
01:28:15,760 --> 01:28:20,760
First appeared in Justice League International, Volume 3, November of 2011.

1883
01:28:20,760 --> 01:28:21,760
Really?

1884
01:28:21,760 --> 01:28:25,760
Yeah.

1885
01:28:25,760 --> 01:28:26,760
Wow.

1886
01:28:26,760 --> 01:28:27,760
2011?

1887
01:28:27,760 --> 01:28:30,760
Plastic Man seems so like ingrained in the...

1888
01:28:30,760 --> 01:28:31,760
I know.

1889
01:28:31,760 --> 01:28:34,760
Mythos of DC that he used to be like there forever.

1890
01:28:34,760 --> 01:28:35,760
I don't know if that's right.

1891
01:28:35,760 --> 01:28:39,760
That doesn't sound right to me.

1892
01:28:39,760 --> 01:28:42,760
It doesn't seem like it because I thought he was old as fuck.

1893
01:28:42,760 --> 01:28:46,760
Yeah, that, hey, look, we're going to double check that just to make sure.

1894
01:28:46,760 --> 01:28:48,760
That was the elongated A-Man?

1895
01:28:48,760 --> 01:28:51,760
I don't know, he seems older.

1896
01:28:51,760 --> 01:28:54,760
That doesn't sound right.

1897
01:28:54,760 --> 01:28:57,760
Let's see.

1898
01:28:57,760 --> 01:29:01,760
Now Plastic Man first appeared in Police Comics Number 1 in August of 1941.

1899
01:29:01,760 --> 01:29:04,760
Well damn, they skipped it quite a bit.

1900
01:29:04,760 --> 01:29:05,760
Yeah.

1901
01:29:05,760 --> 01:29:07,760
Yeah, that came...

1902
01:29:07,760 --> 01:29:10,760
Unless he's a different guy.

1903
01:29:10,760 --> 01:29:14,760
Unless that was like the Golden Age one, maybe.

1904
01:29:14,760 --> 01:29:15,760
They rebooted him?

1905
01:29:15,760 --> 01:29:16,760
Yeah.

1906
01:29:16,760 --> 01:29:20,760
Yeah, because the original one is like really fucking old.

1907
01:29:20,760 --> 01:29:21,760
Hmm.

1908
01:29:21,760 --> 01:29:22,760
Okay.

1909
01:29:22,760 --> 01:29:23,760
Weird.

1910
01:29:23,760 --> 01:29:26,760
I don't know why they didn't put that as a...

1911
01:29:26,760 --> 01:29:28,760
Because that was from DC's website.

1912
01:29:28,760 --> 01:29:31,760
Like the actual first appearance date.

1913
01:29:31,760 --> 01:29:33,760
Wikipedia shows the right date.

1914
01:29:33,760 --> 01:29:34,760
The old one must be something else.

1915
01:29:34,760 --> 01:29:37,760
We got to banish this one from the archives.

1916
01:29:37,760 --> 01:29:38,760
Well, it looked like him too.

1917
01:29:38,760 --> 01:29:39,760
Like, same...

1918
01:29:39,760 --> 01:29:41,760
There must be something about it they didn't want.

1919
01:29:41,760 --> 01:29:44,760
It could be because of their reboot with 52 and stuff like that.

1920
01:29:44,760 --> 01:29:46,760
The cut of...

1921
01:29:46,760 --> 01:29:48,760
I'm not going to ask questions at this point.

1922
01:29:48,760 --> 01:29:49,760
It is what it is.

1923
01:29:49,760 --> 01:29:50,760
But I went and corrected it.

1924
01:29:50,760 --> 01:29:52,760
So he first appeared in the 1940s.

1925
01:29:52,760 --> 01:29:54,760
Long time ago.

1926
01:29:54,760 --> 01:29:56,760
Plastic Man was a crook named Patrick Yiel O'Brien,

1927
01:29:56,760 --> 01:29:59,760
orphaned at the age of 10 and forced to live in the streets.

1928
01:29:59,760 --> 01:30:01,760
He fell into a life of crime because of this.

1929
01:30:01,760 --> 01:30:04,760
As an adult, it became part of the burglary ring,

1930
01:30:04,760 --> 01:30:06,760
specializing in the Safecracker.

1931
01:30:06,760 --> 01:30:08,760
So he was good at opening safes.

1932
01:30:08,760 --> 01:30:09,760
Let's guess.

1933
01:30:09,760 --> 01:30:12,760
During a late night heist at the Crawford Chemical Works,

1934
01:30:12,760 --> 01:30:16,760
he and his fellow gang members were surprised by a night watchman.

1935
01:30:16,760 --> 01:30:17,760
During the gang's escape,

1936
01:30:17,760 --> 01:30:22,760
Yiel was shot in the shoulder and dazzled with a large drum of unidentified chemical liquids.

1937
01:30:22,760 --> 01:30:23,760
It's always an idea.

1938
01:30:23,760 --> 01:30:25,760
It has to be unidentified.

1939
01:30:25,760 --> 01:30:27,760
It's like hydrochloric acid.

1940
01:30:27,760 --> 01:30:29,760
He just...

1941
01:30:29,760 --> 01:30:31,760
He just melts it. That's why he melts.

1942
01:30:31,760 --> 01:30:32,760
It's AIDS juice.

1943
01:30:32,760 --> 01:30:33,760
No!

1944
01:30:33,760 --> 01:30:34,760
No!

1945
01:30:34,760 --> 01:30:37,760
I know it's never really been chemical.

1946
01:30:37,760 --> 01:30:40,760
He escaped to the street, only to discover that his gang had driven off without him.

1947
01:30:40,760 --> 01:30:43,760
You know what's a good way to circumvent that for writers?

1948
01:30:43,760 --> 01:30:48,760
Is that the chemical is mysterious, sort of, right?

1949
01:30:48,760 --> 01:30:55,760
But the reason it gives that character his powers is because of his particular genetic makeup.

1950
01:30:55,760 --> 01:30:57,760
Like say if another person had that same splash of chemicals,

1951
01:30:57,760 --> 01:30:59,760
nothing would happen to them.

1952
01:30:59,760 --> 01:31:01,760
Just like the way his genetics were made,

1953
01:31:01,760 --> 01:31:05,760
he just had the perfect combination with the chemicals that splashed on him

1954
01:31:05,760 --> 01:31:07,760
to give him the superpowers.

1955
01:31:07,760 --> 01:31:09,760
Because that's what I would do.

1956
01:31:09,760 --> 01:31:11,760
I'd get some actual clauses.

1957
01:31:11,760 --> 01:31:16,760
There's a whole vat of this fucking chemical, but only he got superpowers.

1958
01:31:16,760 --> 01:31:17,760
Yeah.

1959
01:31:17,760 --> 01:31:22,760
His genetic makeup was susceptible to evolution, I guess.

1960
01:31:22,760 --> 01:31:26,760
It was fast-tracked with this chemical.

1961
01:31:26,760 --> 01:31:29,760
Right. Instead of, hey, he splashed with them.

1962
01:31:29,760 --> 01:31:31,760
He splashed them with fucking super juice.

1963
01:31:31,760 --> 01:31:33,760
He's got all kinds of powers.

1964
01:31:33,760 --> 01:31:35,760
What was it in?

1965
01:31:35,760 --> 01:31:37,760
You know, like if DC was more like the boys,

1966
01:31:37,760 --> 01:31:42,760
they'd be like a black market selling of Superman Seaman or something.

1967
01:31:42,760 --> 01:31:44,760
I got Superman Seaman right here.

1968
01:31:44,760 --> 01:31:46,760
Who wants to have a super baby?

1969
01:31:46,760 --> 01:31:47,760
You know what I mean?

1970
01:31:47,760 --> 01:31:48,760
And they were doing it too.

1971
01:31:48,760 --> 01:31:52,760
Trying to get condoms that way from Superman or something.

1972
01:31:52,760 --> 01:31:56,760
They kind of had a little bit of a boys-esque type moment at Flashpoint

1973
01:31:56,760 --> 01:31:59,760
where Flash was trying to get his powers back, right?

1974
01:31:59,760 --> 01:32:02,760
So he was explaining how he did it with the chemicals and all that kind of stuff.

1975
01:32:02,760 --> 01:32:07,760
And he had one of those lightning generator things coming up for the lightning to hit it.

1976
01:32:07,760 --> 01:32:08,760
Yeah.

1977
01:32:08,760 --> 01:32:10,760
It hit it and he got fried.

1978
01:32:10,760 --> 01:32:12,760
Again. Do it again.

1979
01:32:12,760 --> 01:32:17,760
Fucking fourth-degree burns.

1980
01:32:17,760 --> 01:32:18,760
You remember that scene at all?

1981
01:32:18,760 --> 01:32:19,760
Yeah.

1982
01:32:19,760 --> 01:32:21,760
He got really fucked up.

1983
01:32:21,760 --> 01:32:25,760
He was like, fucking Batman's like, I got a patellar tape all over you.

1984
01:32:25,760 --> 01:32:29,760
And he's like, let it do it again. Again.

1985
01:32:29,760 --> 01:32:35,760
I remember because in the movie with Ezra Miller, he got fucked up too.

1986
01:32:35,760 --> 01:32:39,760
But then that gorgeous super girl took him up into fucking space.

1987
01:32:39,760 --> 01:32:41,760
He got electrified some more.

1988
01:32:41,760 --> 01:32:44,760
I was watching her on Max the other day for the stop slide.

1989
01:32:44,760 --> 01:32:47,760
And he went to the stop slide.

1990
01:32:47,760 --> 01:32:49,760
Of course you weren't.

1991
01:32:49,760 --> 01:32:51,760
Stop slide.

1992
01:32:51,760 --> 01:32:52,760
So he got fucked up by the...

1993
01:32:52,760 --> 01:32:53,760
It was the same thing.

1994
01:32:53,760 --> 01:32:55,760
He got fucked up by the experiment.

1995
01:32:55,760 --> 01:32:58,760
But she took him up into the thunderstorm.

1996
01:32:58,760 --> 01:33:01,760
It was just enough combination of the chemicals finally fusing with his body

1997
01:33:01,760 --> 01:33:04,760
and the extra lightning that it gave him his powers back.

1998
01:33:04,760 --> 01:33:05,760
Yeah.

1999
01:33:05,760 --> 01:33:10,760
But I just like that in the Flashpoint series they did show normal people would get fucked.

2000
01:33:10,760 --> 01:33:14,760
Get fucking wrecked.

2001
01:33:14,760 --> 01:33:15,760
All right.

2002
01:33:15,760 --> 01:33:18,760
So fleeing on foot and suffering increasingly disorientation from the gunshot wound

2003
01:33:18,760 --> 01:33:20,760
and the exposure to the chemical,

2004
01:33:20,760 --> 01:33:23,760
Eel eventually passed out on the foothills of a mountain near the city.

2005
01:33:23,760 --> 01:33:26,760
He awoke to find himself at bed in a mountain retreat,

2006
01:33:26,760 --> 01:33:30,760
being tended to by a monk who had discovered him unconscious that morning.

2007
01:33:30,760 --> 01:33:32,760
To my close off, buttass naked.

2008
01:33:32,760 --> 01:33:33,760
Hmm.

2009
01:33:33,760 --> 01:33:34,760
Weird.

2010
01:33:34,760 --> 01:33:38,760
This monk, sensing a capacity for great good in O'Brien,

2011
01:33:38,760 --> 01:33:41,760
turned away police officers who had trailed Eel to the monastery.

2012
01:33:41,760 --> 01:33:45,760
This act of faith and kindness combined with the realization that his gang had left him to be captured

2013
01:33:45,760 --> 01:33:47,760
without a moment's hesitation,

2014
01:33:47,760 --> 01:33:53,760
fanned Eel's longstanding dissatisfaction with his criminal life and his desire to reform.

2015
01:33:53,760 --> 01:33:55,760
So at least on his own, it wasn't just like,

2016
01:33:55,760 --> 01:33:57,760
I remember the Batman, Brave and the Bold,

2017
01:33:57,760 --> 01:34:02,760
they said that Batman had put in a good word for the plastic man

2018
01:34:02,760 --> 01:34:05,760
to prove that he was actually like a reformed criminal.

2019
01:34:05,760 --> 01:34:06,760
Yeah.

2020
01:34:06,760 --> 01:34:09,760
And throughout the episode, like he was sort of failing in that aspect

2021
01:34:09,760 --> 01:34:12,760
because he kept running into money, like, oh, money!

2022
01:34:12,760 --> 01:34:16,760
And like he finally gave up the money to save Batman in the situation

2023
01:34:16,760 --> 01:34:20,760
and like he proved himself, you know, that Batman was right.

2024
01:34:20,760 --> 01:34:25,760
I mean, he's at least like a more human character.

2025
01:34:25,760 --> 01:34:29,760
Human being in quotes here.

2026
01:34:29,760 --> 01:34:34,760
During his short convalescence at the monastery,

2027
01:34:34,760 --> 01:34:39,760
he discovered that the chemical had entered his bloodstream and caused a radical physical change.

2028
01:34:39,760 --> 01:34:41,760
His body now had all the properties of rubber,

2029
01:34:41,760 --> 01:34:45,760
allowing him to stretch, bounce and mold himself into any shape he wanted.

2030
01:34:45,760 --> 01:34:48,760
He immediately determined to use his new abilities from the side of the wall.

2031
01:34:48,760 --> 01:34:53,760
And then he's going to start fighting.

2032
01:34:53,760 --> 01:34:57,760
Donning a red, black and yellow, later red and yellow, rubber costume

2033
01:34:57,760 --> 01:35:05,760
and capturing criminals as plastic man.

2034
01:35:05,760 --> 01:35:09,760
He concealed his true identity with a pair of white goggles and by remolding his face.

2035
01:35:09,760 --> 01:35:10,760
Smart.

2036
01:35:10,760 --> 01:35:14,760
That actually is pretty smart to kind of move your face around just a little bit.

2037
01:35:14,760 --> 01:35:17,760
As O'Brien, he maintained his career and connections with the underworld

2038
01:35:17,760 --> 01:35:20,760
as a means of gathering information on criminal activity.

2039
01:35:20,760 --> 01:35:24,760
It's actually pretty smart to like he's not as dumb as everybody thinks he is.

2040
01:35:24,760 --> 01:35:28,760
Plastic Man soon acquired comic relief sidekick, Woozy Winx.

2041
01:35:28,760 --> 01:35:29,760
Woozy Winx.

2042
01:35:29,760 --> 01:35:33,760
Who was originally enchanted so that nature itself would protect him from harm.

2043
01:35:33,760 --> 01:35:39,760
This power was eventually removed from the character and Woozy became simply a bumbling yet loyal friend to Plastic Man.

2044
01:35:39,760 --> 01:35:40,760
Cool.

2045
01:35:40,760 --> 01:35:42,760
In his original Golden Age quality comics incarnation,

2046
01:35:42,760 --> 01:35:46,760
Plastic Man eventually became a member of the city police force in the FBI.

2047
01:35:46,760 --> 01:35:52,760
By the time he became a federal officer, he had nearly completely abandoned his Eel O'Brien identity.

2048
01:35:52,760 --> 01:35:54,760
FBI.

2049
01:35:54,760 --> 01:35:58,760
After the 1985 crisis on Invinited Earths.

2050
01:35:58,760 --> 01:36:00,760
Why does he go back to the original?

2051
01:36:00,760 --> 01:36:05,760
He says 2011 but we're going all the way back to 85.

2052
01:36:05,760 --> 01:36:06,760
That's what I'm saying.

2053
01:36:06,760 --> 01:36:10,760
Like with the way they put the date they showed, it's wrong.

2054
01:36:10,760 --> 01:36:12,760
It's 1941.

2055
01:36:12,760 --> 01:36:16,760
I wonder if they meant to put 1941 and put 2011.

2056
01:36:16,760 --> 01:36:18,760
It's possible.

2057
01:36:18,760 --> 01:36:22,760
After the 1985 crisis on Invinited Earths.

2058
01:36:22,760 --> 01:36:27,760
A four issue Plastic Man miniseries by Phil Foglio.

2059
01:36:27,760 --> 01:36:29,760
Hey Foglio.

2060
01:36:29,760 --> 01:36:31,760
Foglio.

2061
01:36:31,760 --> 01:36:40,760
Introduce a new version of Plastic Man abandoned by his criminal gang after being shot and exposed to the unidentified chemical wandering the streets as a new power.

2062
01:36:40,760 --> 01:36:43,760
As his new powers developed.

2063
01:36:43,760 --> 01:36:48,760
Frightening others and bringing the police and National Guard down on him as a dangerous monster.

2064
01:36:48,760 --> 01:36:52,760
Eel was first oblivious to the changes in his body.

2065
01:36:52,760 --> 01:36:57,760
But after realizing that he was a monster at large, he used his new abilities to escape his pursuers.

2066
01:36:57,760 --> 01:37:03,760
Eel soon became so despotent over his new condition that he attempted suicide by jumping off of a bridge.

2067
01:37:03,760 --> 01:37:04,760
Jesus, I got dying.

2068
01:37:04,760 --> 01:37:05,760
I know.

2069
01:37:05,760 --> 01:37:11,760
Fortunately, he was interrupted by Woozy Winks, a former mental patient who had kicked out.

2070
01:37:11,760 --> 01:37:15,760
He was kicked out of an institution due to lack of funding.

2071
01:37:15,760 --> 01:37:17,760
That's even darker.

2072
01:37:17,760 --> 01:37:19,760
Jesus Christ.

2073
01:37:19,760 --> 01:37:21,760
That's horrible.

2074
01:37:21,760 --> 01:37:26,760
Who desired nothing more than to return to the warm safety of a straight jacket and padded room.

2075
01:37:26,760 --> 01:37:28,760
That's all Woozy Winks wanted.

2076
01:37:28,760 --> 01:37:30,760
Just my straight jacket.

2077
01:37:30,760 --> 01:37:33,760
Probably wanted to fuck in one of those padded rooms.

2078
01:37:33,760 --> 01:37:35,760
That'd be kind of cool.

2079
01:37:35,760 --> 01:37:41,760
Eel and Woozy decided to work together and capitalize on Eel's new powers to make their fortunes.

2080
01:37:41,760 --> 01:37:45,760
But couldn't decide whether there was any money in crime or crime fighting.

2081
01:37:45,760 --> 01:37:49,760
And was ordered to flip in a coin to choose serving the law.

2082
01:37:49,760 --> 01:37:55,760
Eel ended up with the name Plastic Man after a reporter misinterpreted his first choice of Elastic Man.

2083
01:37:55,760 --> 01:37:57,760
He's Elasti-Man. Okay, Plastic Man.

2084
01:37:57,760 --> 01:38:04,760
Eel and Woozy set up a detective agency in New York City and go on to have many various adventures together.

2085
01:38:04,760 --> 01:38:06,760
That must have been fun to read.

2086
01:38:06,760 --> 01:38:08,760
The Woozy Winks and Plastic Man.

2087
01:38:08,760 --> 01:38:09,760
The goofy adventures.

2088
01:38:09,760 --> 01:38:10,760
Pretty much.

2089
01:38:10,760 --> 01:38:12,760
Then we also have the JLA era.

2090
01:38:12,760 --> 01:38:16,760
So Plastic Man was made a prominent member of the Justice League during-

2091
01:38:16,760 --> 01:38:17,760
Prominent.

2092
01:38:17,760 --> 01:38:19,760
Yeah. He really was.

2093
01:38:19,760 --> 01:38:20,760
Weird. It's a weird choice.

2094
01:38:20,760 --> 01:38:24,760
I guess they were trying to make their own version of- well, they wouldn't be able to make Reed Richards.

2095
01:38:24,760 --> 01:38:27,760
Maybe the detective version of Reed Richards.

2096
01:38:27,760 --> 01:38:31,760
Kind of. But also comedy relief. A little bit.

2097
01:38:31,760 --> 01:38:34,760
It was during Grant Morrison's run on the title though.

2098
01:38:34,760 --> 01:38:35,760
So.

2099
01:38:35,760 --> 01:38:43,760
The story arc Rock of Ages shows Batman recruiting Eel to infiltrate Lex Luthor's Injustice League in the disguise of the Joker.

2100
01:38:43,760 --> 01:38:45,760
Which he does successfully.

2101
01:38:45,760 --> 01:38:51,760
He notably engages in combat with the goddess Cersei, proving immune to her magical ability to turn humans into animals.

2102
01:38:51,760 --> 01:38:53,760
Sorry baby, I'm all plastic.

2103
01:38:53,760 --> 01:38:57,760
It's like, oh can you turn into one of them?

2104
01:38:57,760 --> 01:39:03,760
He is later made a full-time member in the League and aids the League in several battles.

2105
01:39:03,760 --> 01:39:11,760
Including against Prometheus, Julian September, General Wade Elling, and an upgraded version of Amazo.

2106
01:39:11,760 --> 01:39:15,760
A white Martian who assumes the identity of Bruce Wayne and Queen Bee.

2107
01:39:15,760 --> 01:39:21,760
That reminds me, DC, you guys need to do a Beast Boy slash Animals crossover. You're welcome.

2108
01:39:21,760 --> 01:39:26,760
That would be funny. Although you'd always know the Beast Boy because he's great.

2109
01:39:26,760 --> 01:39:28,760
Yeah.

2110
01:39:28,760 --> 01:39:34,760
During this period, he becomes close friends with fellow new members Steel and Zoriel.

2111
01:39:34,760 --> 01:39:39,760
Basically because Eel, or O'Brien, is a Catholic.

2112
01:39:39,760 --> 01:39:43,760
So Zoriel being an angel and then Steel being Catholic too.

2113
01:39:43,760 --> 01:39:45,760
By no crippling Catholic guilt.

2114
01:39:45,760 --> 01:39:47,760
Yeah.

2115
01:39:47,760 --> 01:39:52,760
After the extended League dissolves at the end of World War III arc,

2116
01:39:52,760 --> 01:40:00,760
he is the only member other than the Big Seven heroes, Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, The Flash, Martian Manhunter, and Green Lantern,

2117
01:40:00,760 --> 01:40:03,760
to retain full-time membership in the JLA.

2118
01:40:03,760 --> 01:40:07,760
Get them benefits for his dental work.

2119
01:40:07,760 --> 01:40:12,760
Plastic Man has also been instrumental in defeating several foes by himself,

2120
01:40:12,760 --> 01:40:18,760
such as a jokerized version of Dr. Polaris and the burning Martian persona of John Johns.

2121
01:40:18,760 --> 01:40:24,760
He has played substantial roles in nearly every major team-up and crossover featuring the League in this area,

2122
01:40:24,760 --> 01:40:30,760
including the Titans, Young Justice, the Justice Society of America, the Avengers.

2123
01:40:30,760 --> 01:40:33,760
So the JLA Avengers crossover, he took place in that too.

2124
01:40:33,760 --> 01:40:36,760
I think he actually worked alongside Reed Richards in that.

2125
01:40:36,760 --> 01:40:38,760
Reed Richards must have been like, fuck it.

2126
01:40:38,760 --> 01:40:40,760
Dovis motherfucker everywhere.

2127
01:40:40,760 --> 01:40:44,760
But what's funny is that Plastic Man has more abilities than Reed Richards.

2128
01:40:44,760 --> 01:40:47,760
Reed Richards can just stretch.

2129
01:40:47,760 --> 01:40:51,760
He's going to do weird shit, doesn't he?

2130
01:40:51,760 --> 01:40:56,760
No, it's Plastic Man. Plastic Man is one that can turn into any object he wants to.

2131
01:40:56,760 --> 01:41:03,760
In the Tower of Babel arc, Plastic Man is frozen and shattered into pieces by Ra's al Ghul's League of Assassins

2132
01:41:03,760 --> 01:41:05,760
as part of an attack against the Justice League.

2133
01:41:05,760 --> 01:41:09,760
Though he is put back together again, his experience traumatizes him.

2134
01:41:09,760 --> 01:41:11,760
He's made dumpsy dumpsy.

2135
01:41:11,760 --> 01:41:17,760
It traumatizes him severely and when it is discovered that the assassins were following methods devised by Batman,

2136
01:41:17,760 --> 01:41:21,760
Eel joins Wonder Woman and Aquaman in voting Batman out of the League.

2137
01:41:21,760 --> 01:41:23,760
The heroes reconcile in following issues.

2138
01:41:23,760 --> 01:41:29,760
The fact that Plastic Man was essentially in the superhero business for the money has had an effect on the character development,

2139
01:41:29,760 --> 01:41:33,760
notably in the storyline Divided We Fall by Mark Quaid,

2140
01:41:33,760 --> 01:41:37,760
where he, along with the other Justice League members, was separated into two people,

2141
01:41:37,760 --> 01:41:45,760
the normal civilian identity and his superhero persona by the manipulative wish-granting white Plastic Man.

2142
01:41:45,760 --> 01:41:47,760
That'd be great for Batman.

2143
01:41:47,760 --> 01:41:51,760
He can do Bruce Wayne stuff and Batman just be's Batman.

2144
01:41:51,760 --> 01:41:59,760
But then again, maybe not because then you end up being so much into that one persona of yourself that it starts affecting you.

2145
01:41:59,760 --> 01:42:01,760
You know, I think there has to be a counterbalance.

2146
01:42:01,760 --> 01:42:03,760
So it probably has an ill effect.

2147
01:42:03,760 --> 01:42:07,760
Yeah, well like Batman's too much Batman too much all the time and it's like start having a bad.

2148
01:42:07,760 --> 01:42:11,760
Although remember Batman has said Bruce Wayne is the mask.

2149
01:42:11,760 --> 01:42:13,760
Right, but he needs that mask as well.

2150
01:42:13,760 --> 01:42:15,760
He counterbalanced the other one.

2151
01:42:15,760 --> 01:42:21,760
So I'm assuming there was some flaw and then being split that made them go back together.

2152
01:42:21,760 --> 01:42:27,760
Right, so this manipulative wish-granting ID, while Plastic Man devolved from a person with a sense of humor

2153
01:42:27,760 --> 01:42:35,760
into a constantly wisecracking and almost ineffectual idiot, the now normal Eel O'Brien struggled with the criminal tendencies

2154
01:42:35,760 --> 01:42:43,760
he had suppressed as he was becoming more comfortable with his role as a superhero and wondered if he actually changed for the better at all

2155
01:42:43,760 --> 01:42:46,760
or this was just part of his superhero act.

2156
01:42:46,760 --> 01:42:47,760
Damn, it's funny.

2157
01:42:47,760 --> 01:42:49,760
Right, like having a fucking existential crisis.

2158
01:42:49,760 --> 01:42:50,760
Yeah.

2159
01:42:50,760 --> 01:42:52,760
And the superhero persona just being goofy.

2160
01:42:52,760 --> 01:42:54,760
Ha ha!

2161
01:42:54,760 --> 01:43:03,760
Ultimately, Eel was the driving force behind the other transformed Leaguers banding together to rejoin with the superhero selves.

2162
01:43:03,760 --> 01:43:07,760
Noting that Bruce Wayne in particular was approaching a mental breakdown.

2163
01:43:07,760 --> 01:43:08,760
Yeah, a thousand.

2164
01:43:08,760 --> 01:43:14,760
That he struggled with his rage over his parents murder, having lacked the ability to do anything about it

2165
01:43:14,760 --> 01:43:18,760
as Batman was the identity that he had inherited his skills with.

2166
01:43:18,760 --> 01:43:26,760
Eel demonstrates this on the other divided Leaguers by savagely beating Bruce Wayne with a gun in the disguise of a mugger to prove Wayne's ineffectiveness.

2167
01:43:26,760 --> 01:43:27,760
Dang!

2168
01:43:27,760 --> 01:43:29,760
Took a little bit too far there.

2169
01:43:29,760 --> 01:43:34,760
It demonstrates the degree of psychological damage he had suffered due to the split.

2170
01:43:34,760 --> 01:43:38,760
Later, Batman comments that it was a wise move under the circumstances.

2171
01:43:38,760 --> 01:43:45,760
So later Plastic Man approaches Batman for help whenever he learns that his estranged 10-year-old son Luke has fallen to a gang of criminals

2172
01:43:45,760 --> 01:43:52,760
and has inherited his father's shape-shifting abilities, possibly even to a greater degree than Plastic Man's own.

2173
01:43:52,760 --> 01:43:58,760
Plastic Man admits to Batman that he doesn't know if he ran away from being a father because he enjoyed his new life as a hero

2174
01:43:58,760 --> 01:44:01,760
or because he was afraid of becoming a parent for his son.

2175
01:44:01,760 --> 01:44:05,760
Ever seen that movie called The Great Sandhini with Robert Duvall?

2176
01:44:05,760 --> 01:44:18,760
He's an Air Force pilot and he's getting older and he has a basketball game with his son and his son beats him in the game.

2177
01:44:18,760 --> 01:44:26,760
And instead of like, you know, concealing, oh, my son's finally, you know, he just keeps dribbling the ball against his head like over and over again.

2178
01:44:26,760 --> 01:44:28,760
It's such a famous trope that it has been put in.

2179
01:44:28,760 --> 01:44:38,760
You know the movie Austin Powers where the bad guy, Dr. Evil, keeps spouting that ball on number two's face over and over again?

2180
01:44:38,760 --> 01:44:39,760
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

2181
01:44:39,760 --> 01:44:40,760
It's from The Great Sandhini.

2182
01:44:40,760 --> 01:44:51,760
I just imagine, like, because it's basically the dad, you know, realizes that now his son's getting, you know, becoming the, I guess, like overtaking him physically.

2183
01:44:51,760 --> 01:44:55,760
And so I just imagine Plastic Man like, then playing basketball with him.

2184
01:44:55,760 --> 01:44:57,760
And smacking a ball against him.

2185
01:44:57,760 --> 01:44:59,760
And I'm like, oh, you're a big man, huh?

2186
01:44:59,760 --> 01:45:01,760
He's just a big man.

2187
01:45:01,760 --> 01:45:06,760
In Plastic Man's case, wouldn't it be that he just transforms into the ball?

2188
01:45:06,760 --> 01:45:07,760
And just starts hitting himself.

2189
01:45:07,760 --> 01:45:09,760
You're a big man, huh?

2190
01:45:09,760 --> 01:45:11,760
And then the son gets better and better with the powers.

2191
01:45:11,760 --> 01:45:12,760
I see.

2192
01:45:12,760 --> 01:45:17,760
You're a better hero than me, huh?

2193
01:45:17,760 --> 01:45:23,760
The Batman later intimidates Luke into returning home and informs Plastic Man, who's just better.

2194
01:45:23,760 --> 01:45:24,760
What did he say?

2195
01:45:24,760 --> 01:45:25,760
Go home.

2196
01:45:25,760 --> 01:45:26,760
Go home.

2197
01:45:26,760 --> 01:45:27,760
He's just going to beat his hands.

2198
01:45:27,760 --> 01:45:31,760
It's like Plastic Man said or not, I'll fuck you up.

2199
01:45:31,760 --> 01:45:37,760
He beats him up because he beat up Bruce Wayne when he was fucking another priest the hell out of his kid.

2200
01:45:37,760 --> 01:45:39,760
That's why he got the one.

2201
01:45:39,760 --> 01:45:42,760
It's like, oh, we're going to get our payback now.

2202
01:45:42,760 --> 01:45:53,760
Imagining that Eel would have shown Luke fatherly love, in reality Plastic Man chose only to hide in Batman's utility bill during the whole encounter with Luke.

2203
01:45:53,760 --> 01:45:54,760
Wow.

2204
01:45:54,760 --> 01:45:56,760
Just in his fucking pocket.

2205
01:45:56,760 --> 01:45:57,760
Literally.

2206
01:45:57,760 --> 01:45:59,760
Literally in his pocket.

2207
01:45:59,760 --> 01:46:07,760
During the story arc, the Obsidian Age, Plastic Man and the other main members of the JLA were transported through time thousands of years earlier to the beginning days of Atlantis.

2208
01:46:07,760 --> 01:46:12,760
During a battle with the antagonist, Plastic Man was frozen and then shattered into pieces again.

2209
01:46:12,760 --> 01:46:13,760
Again?

2210
01:46:13,760 --> 01:46:14,760
God damn.

2211
01:46:14,760 --> 01:46:16,760
You can only traumatize a man one time with the same thing.

2212
01:46:16,760 --> 01:46:24,760
Every time I'm at PTSD, every time he eats an ice cream, hey, hey, hey.

2213
01:46:24,760 --> 01:46:26,760
Like, hey, Dan, you want some ice cream?

2214
01:46:26,760 --> 01:46:28,760
That shit on my fucking face.

2215
01:46:28,760 --> 01:46:34,760
Just any time he sees ice, there's no fucking, the fucking freezer is broken on the thing for purpose.

2216
01:46:34,760 --> 01:46:36,760
You know, Dan, well, we don't have ice in this fucking house.

2217
01:46:36,760 --> 01:46:37,760
Just refrigerator level.

2218
01:46:37,760 --> 01:46:41,760
He goes to McDonald's and they're like, would you like some, no, no ice, no ice.

2219
01:46:41,760 --> 01:46:44,760
No ice.

2220
01:46:44,760 --> 01:46:48,760
That is hilarious.

2221
01:46:48,760 --> 01:46:49,760
Much, let's see here.

2222
01:46:49,760 --> 01:46:58,760
Having no way to locate all the pieces, much less fix him with the technology of the day, the JLA returned to their own time.

2223
01:46:58,760 --> 01:46:59,760
There they were eventually.

2224
01:46:59,760 --> 01:47:02,760
Wait, were they there?

2225
01:47:02,760 --> 01:47:04,760
The Obsidian Age.

2226
01:47:04,760 --> 01:47:06,760
The Obsidian, oh Lord.

2227
01:47:06,760 --> 01:47:08,760
Obsidian Age, Obsidian.

2228
01:47:08,760 --> 01:47:11,760
It was the beginning days of Atlantis.

2229
01:47:11,760 --> 01:47:12,760
Obsidian Age.

2230
01:47:12,760 --> 01:47:15,760
Oh, so it made up, because I've never heard of the Obsidian Age.

2231
01:47:15,760 --> 01:47:16,760
I know the Iron Age.

2232
01:47:16,760 --> 01:47:17,760
Yeah.

2233
01:47:17,760 --> 01:47:21,760
So it basically thousands of years earlier to the beginning days of Atlantis.

2234
01:47:21,760 --> 01:47:25,760
Because Obsidian is like as sharp as a scalpel.

2235
01:47:25,760 --> 01:47:27,760
But brittle as fuck.

2236
01:47:27,760 --> 01:47:30,760
So my guess is probably I would, 5,000 years ago.

2237
01:47:30,760 --> 01:47:32,760
Because if we're going to Obsidian, it's like the Aztec time.

2238
01:47:32,760 --> 01:47:33,760
They had Obsidian weapons.

2239
01:47:33,760 --> 01:47:34,760
Yeah.

2240
01:47:34,760 --> 01:47:36,760
It was like the 1400s.

2241
01:47:36,760 --> 01:47:38,760
They were a lot closer to.

2242
01:47:38,760 --> 01:47:44,760
Well, it feels the founding of Atlantis that would at least be older than Egypt in the DC universe.

2243
01:47:44,760 --> 01:47:45,760
Yeah.

2244
01:47:45,760 --> 01:47:46,760
So.

2245
01:47:46,760 --> 01:47:47,760
They used an Obsidian?

2246
01:47:47,760 --> 01:47:48,760
That's weird.

2247
01:47:48,760 --> 01:47:50,760
Did they use like Atlantean metal or something?

2248
01:47:50,760 --> 01:47:52,760
It could have just been titled the Obsidian Age.

2249
01:47:52,760 --> 01:47:53,760
Atlantimite.

2250
01:47:53,760 --> 01:47:58,760
Because it feels like the beginning days of Atlantis, it's got to be super old.

2251
01:47:58,760 --> 01:48:00,760
And it did have to be like advanced as hell.

2252
01:48:00,760 --> 01:48:04,760
Well, that was like, yeah, look at all these fucking gadgets I can take.

2253
01:48:04,760 --> 01:48:08,760
So they couldn't find any way to get all his pieces back, much less fix him.

2254
01:48:08,760 --> 01:48:09,760
Make sure to fix my dick first.

2255
01:48:09,760 --> 01:48:11,760
So they went back to their own time first.

2256
01:48:11,760 --> 01:48:13,760
And what, then they came back?

2257
01:48:13,760 --> 01:48:17,760
There they were eventually successful in finding all the pieces and restoring plastic, man.

2258
01:48:17,760 --> 01:48:18,760
Jesus.

2259
01:48:18,760 --> 01:48:19,760
From wherever he was.

2260
01:48:19,760 --> 01:48:20,760
They just put him in a bag?

2261
01:48:20,760 --> 01:48:22,760
Just took him back home?

2262
01:48:22,760 --> 01:48:23,760
No, no, no.

2263
01:48:23,760 --> 01:48:24,760
They didn't even try to find all the pieces.

2264
01:48:24,760 --> 01:48:25,760
That's my point.

2265
01:48:25,760 --> 01:48:26,760
They went back to their.

2266
01:48:26,760 --> 01:48:27,760
So they waited.

2267
01:48:27,760 --> 01:48:28,760
Yeah.

2268
01:48:28,760 --> 01:48:29,760
Like 8,000 years.

2269
01:48:29,760 --> 01:48:30,760
Yeah.

2270
01:48:30,760 --> 01:48:31,760
So they found him buried in the fucking earth.

2271
01:48:31,760 --> 01:48:32,760
Yes.

2272
01:48:32,760 --> 01:48:33,760
There's a one right there.

2273
01:48:33,760 --> 01:48:34,760
Yeah.

2274
01:48:34,760 --> 01:48:37,000
You must've been fucking pissed.

2275
01:48:37,000 --> 01:48:38,760
Plastic Man had been conscious the entire time.

2276
01:48:38,760 --> 01:48:40,520
Yeah, that's exactly why he would be pissed.

2277
01:48:40,520 --> 01:48:45,880
But unable to move, which had a profoundly negative effect on him.

2278
01:48:45,880 --> 01:48:50,480
He admitted he had lost his nerve and quit the JLA, hoping to live a regular life.

2279
01:48:50,480 --> 01:48:55,960
This return to normalcy was made easier after a new encounter with his now teenage son,

2280
01:48:55,960 --> 01:49:01,560
which made Eel feel that the boy needed a father to basically have a normal life.

2281
01:49:01,560 --> 01:49:06,000
Eventually, Batman convinced Plastic Man to return to his life as a superhero again whenever

2282
01:49:06,000 --> 01:49:11,680
they needed his shape shifting skills and immunity to telepathy to defeat the Martian

2283
01:49:11,680 --> 01:49:12,680
Manhunter.

2284
01:49:12,680 --> 01:49:15,920
Isn't he just too fucking stupid or something?

2285
01:49:15,920 --> 01:49:18,200
Well it's because his mind's made out of plastic.

2286
01:49:18,200 --> 01:49:20,700
Or like the whatever he's become.

2287
01:49:20,700 --> 01:49:22,760
Like it's not affected by telepathy.

2288
01:49:22,760 --> 01:49:23,760
You know what?

2289
01:49:23,760 --> 01:49:26,480
Come to think of it, is that the reason why Re-Rich is so smart?

2290
01:49:26,480 --> 01:49:30,160
Because if Ryan's the elasticity is supposed to be what makes you smarter.

2291
01:49:30,160 --> 01:49:31,160
Yeah.

2292
01:49:31,160 --> 01:49:34,360
He must be just massaging his fucking brain through his ears.

2293
01:49:34,360 --> 01:49:36,680
Like yeah, let me be a fucking genius.

2294
01:49:36,680 --> 01:49:43,040
Didn't he say one time that when Tony Stark made everyone equal to his intelligence one

2295
01:49:43,040 --> 01:49:47,920
day with a device, that Reed Rich was like, I just for some reason feel dumber all of

2296
01:49:47,920 --> 01:49:48,920
a sudden.

2297
01:49:48,920 --> 01:49:49,920
Didn't he say that?

2298
01:49:49,920 --> 01:49:50,920
I think so.

2299
01:49:50,920 --> 01:49:51,920
Which is fucking hilarious.

2300
01:49:51,920 --> 01:49:52,920
It's like, I'm dumber.

2301
01:49:52,920 --> 01:49:53,920
Oh, shit.

2302
01:49:53,920 --> 01:49:59,440
I feel like I've lost a bit of my intelligence.

2303
01:49:59,440 --> 01:50:04,900
So Martian Manhunter, who had regressed to a racial memory of a long forgotten burning

2304
01:50:04,900 --> 01:50:08,440
Martian after overcoming his weakness to fire.

2305
01:50:08,440 --> 01:50:13,740
After a few more cases, Plastic Man is present at the memorial service, held after this incarnation

2306
01:50:13,740 --> 01:50:17,240
of the Justice League officially disbands after the Infinite Crisis storyline.

2307
01:50:17,240 --> 01:50:20,560
Like you had to disband, you need the Justice League.

2308
01:50:20,560 --> 01:50:25,040
So during the 52, one year later, Countdown and Blackest Night.

2309
01:50:25,040 --> 01:50:30,120
In the 2006, one year later DC Comics crossover to a storyline that followed the Infinite

2310
01:50:30,120 --> 01:50:34,800
Crisis crossover, a young man with similar appearance and powers as Plastic Man appears

2311
01:50:34,800 --> 01:50:38,040
briefly in the Super Team series Teen Titans.

2312
01:50:38,040 --> 01:50:42,960
The character wears a white costume with red goggles, similar to that of Ospring, Plastic

2313
01:50:42,960 --> 01:50:48,160
Man's son in the earlier 1999 DC mini series, The Kingdom, by Mark Waite.

2314
01:50:48,160 --> 01:50:50,280
It's supposed to be the kid?

2315
01:50:50,280 --> 01:50:51,360
I think so.

2316
01:50:51,360 --> 01:50:55,960
While the Teen Titans story itself does not identify the character, page two of a published

2317
01:50:55,960 --> 01:51:02,280
script supposedly written by Jeff Johns specifies it as Plastic Man's son, Ospring.

2318
01:51:02,280 --> 01:51:07,240
Plastic Man's son is also shown in costume and identified as Ospring in the 2006 weekly

2319
01:51:07,240 --> 01:51:12,640
series 52 written by Grant Morrison, Jeff Johns.

2320
01:51:12,640 --> 01:51:15,960
I remember that series like it was every fucking week a new issue.

2321
01:51:15,960 --> 01:51:17,240
I'm like, God dang.

2322
01:51:17,240 --> 01:51:19,920
It was week 35 that he appeared.

2323
01:51:19,920 --> 01:51:25,160
Eventually Plastic Man and Ospring come together as father and son and briefly even have an

2324
01:51:25,160 --> 01:51:30,360
idyllic family set up until Plastic Man was convinced that he couldn't deny his destiny

2325
01:51:30,360 --> 01:51:32,440
as a superhero anymore.

2326
01:51:32,440 --> 01:51:38,400
And countdown to mystery number one for 2007, Plastic Man is seduced by Eclipso.

2327
01:51:38,400 --> 01:51:43,440
Being made to believe he is a joke among his fellow heroes and the only way for him to

2328
01:51:43,440 --> 01:51:45,680
get respect is through Eclipso.

2329
01:51:45,680 --> 01:51:49,120
He is later freed of this corruption by Bruce Gordon.

2330
01:51:49,120 --> 01:51:53,060
Plastic Man makes his next appearance within the pages of Green Arrow slash Black Canary

2331
01:51:53,060 --> 01:51:56,800
number eight, having been freed from a stasis tube by Green Arrow.

2332
01:51:56,800 --> 01:52:04,520
His DNA is taken to Savannah and used to augment and amnesic Connor Hawk in a bid to turn the

2333
01:52:04,520 --> 01:52:08,640
young hero into a brainwashed slave with a strong healing factor.

2334
01:52:08,640 --> 01:52:10,560
A weird, weird set up.

2335
01:52:10,560 --> 01:52:12,160
What does that got to do with Plastic Man?

2336
01:52:12,160 --> 01:52:15,240
I don't know.

2337
01:52:15,240 --> 01:52:19,120
Plastic Man also appeared for a brief period in the 2009 Justice League of America volume

2338
01:52:19,120 --> 01:52:21,760
two series written by Lynn Wine.

2339
01:52:21,760 --> 01:52:25,360
After joining up with the team following the events of Final Crisis, Plastic Man has his

2340
01:52:25,360 --> 01:52:29,000
effectiveness questioned by his teammate Dr. Light.

2341
01:52:29,000 --> 01:52:30,320
And not that Dr. Light.

2342
01:52:30,320 --> 01:52:32,020
I hope not.

2343
01:52:32,020 --> 01:52:37,240
The girl Dr. Light that existed for a little while, which starts a fight between the two

2344
01:52:37,240 --> 01:52:39,000
which Vixen breaks up.

2345
01:52:39,000 --> 01:52:41,240
Vixen reassigns Plastic Man to a team up.

2346
01:52:41,240 --> 01:52:46,120
The unequal rights girl starts fucking swinging on her.

2347
01:52:46,120 --> 01:52:50,320
Vixen reassigns Plastic Man to team up with Dr. Light to stop the Royal Flush Gang's

2348
01:52:50,320 --> 01:52:51,320
robbery.

2349
01:52:51,320 --> 01:52:52,320
Ah, the Royal Flush Gang.

2350
01:52:52,320 --> 01:52:53,320
What an interesting group.

2351
01:52:53,320 --> 01:52:54,320
Yeah.

2352
01:52:54,320 --> 01:52:56,280
I knew them basically from Batman Beyond.

2353
01:52:56,280 --> 01:52:58,640
That's where I knew them from too.

2354
01:52:58,640 --> 01:53:02,400
Though they experienced some control issues between them, the Royal Flush Gang is defeated

2355
01:53:02,400 --> 01:53:06,160
and Plastic Man and Dr. Light finally stop arguing.

2356
01:53:06,160 --> 01:53:11,440
During a massive battle at the Justice League satellite in Justice League Cry for Justice,

2357
01:53:11,440 --> 01:53:15,720
Prometheus injected Plastic Man with a chemical that badly damages his plastic body.

2358
01:53:15,720 --> 01:53:19,440
The chemicals caused Eel to suffer from a condition where it took great concentration

2359
01:53:19,440 --> 01:53:20,440
to keep himself as usual.

2360
01:53:20,440 --> 01:53:21,440
Just ice again.

2361
01:53:21,440 --> 01:53:22,440
Make more icing.

2362
01:53:22,440 --> 01:53:23,440
No.

2363
01:53:23,440 --> 01:53:30,600
His usual semi-solid state and caused him pain whenever he even thought about changing

2364
01:53:30,600 --> 01:53:33,640
shape thus leaving him in an infirm state.

2365
01:53:33,640 --> 01:53:34,640
Ouch.

2366
01:53:34,640 --> 01:53:40,880
In the Blackest Night crossover, while still suffering from his disorientating state, Plastic

2367
01:53:40,880 --> 01:53:45,720
Man has his heart torn out by a Black Lantern vibe seemingly killing him.

2368
01:53:45,720 --> 01:53:51,520
However, due to his power of near invulnerability, he was able to survive such an attack, albeit

2369
01:53:51,520 --> 01:53:53,000
badly wounded.

2370
01:53:53,000 --> 01:53:58,480
Vixen states that Plastic Man was taken care of at Star Labs and that he would be unable

2371
01:53:58,480 --> 01:54:00,800
to return to the Justice League.

2372
01:54:00,800 --> 01:54:02,800
So Star Labs, of course you wouldn't want to go there?

2373
01:54:02,800 --> 01:54:03,800
Hell no.

2374
01:54:03,800 --> 01:54:06,960
I've been in the fucking experiment with you for years.

2375
01:54:06,960 --> 01:54:10,840
Plastic Man later appeared in Justice League Generation Loss helping a large coalition

2376
01:54:10,840 --> 01:54:15,160
of heroes on an unsuccessful mission to thwart Maxwell Lord.

2377
01:54:15,160 --> 01:54:19,240
He has been seemingly cured of his condition at this point and was shown retaining his

2378
01:54:19,240 --> 01:54:21,280
normal shape without issue or pain.

2379
01:54:21,280 --> 01:54:23,520
So apparently Star Labs maybe did help him.

2380
01:54:23,520 --> 01:54:24,520
Maybe.

2381
01:54:24,520 --> 01:54:25,520
Whatever.

2382
01:54:25,520 --> 01:54:26,520
Maybe he showed like 57 suppositories up his ass.

2383
01:54:26,520 --> 01:54:27,520
Oh no.

2384
01:54:27,520 --> 01:54:30,840
Just to see if he could have spammed.

2385
01:54:30,840 --> 01:54:32,800
Later he aids the JLA on his mission.

2386
01:54:32,800 --> 01:54:34,800
Just to see how wide his asshole could reach.

2387
01:54:34,800 --> 01:54:35,800
That's so fucked up.

2388
01:54:35,800 --> 01:54:36,800
That's so fucked up shit in there.

2389
01:54:36,800 --> 01:54:37,800
See if he can put his little dick in his ass.

2390
01:54:37,800 --> 01:54:38,800
Then he can't.

2391
01:54:38,800 --> 01:54:39,800
It comes out his fucking mouth.

2392
01:54:39,800 --> 01:54:40,800
The lead doctor comes in like what the fuck are you two doing?

2393
01:54:40,800 --> 01:54:41,800
Like he's the intern.

2394
01:54:41,800 --> 01:54:42,800
What the fuck are you two doing?

2395
01:54:42,800 --> 01:54:43,800
We just wanted to see if it would work okay.

2396
01:54:43,800 --> 01:54:44,800
I'm sorry boss.

2397
01:54:44,800 --> 01:55:01,920
He aids the JLA on their mission into hell where he helps Batman defeat Gryon.

2398
01:55:01,920 --> 01:55:06,960
The League learns Satanist plans to use Dante's mask to become powerful in this.

2399
01:55:06,960 --> 01:55:07,960
The League Satanist?

2400
01:55:07,960 --> 01:55:08,960
Their lead Satanist?

2401
01:55:08,960 --> 01:55:12,560
He learns Satanist or Satanist I guess.

2402
01:55:12,560 --> 01:55:13,560
The Satanist.

2403
01:55:13,560 --> 01:55:14,560
Satanist?

2404
01:55:14,560 --> 01:55:15,560
You remember Satanist at all?

2405
01:55:15,560 --> 01:55:16,560
A kind of thing.

2406
01:55:16,560 --> 01:55:21,560
I would put past the JLA to have their own Satanist if they ever have to go to hell.

2407
01:55:21,560 --> 01:55:23,200
That'd be hilarious.

2408
01:55:23,200 --> 01:55:24,200
That's John Constantine.

2409
01:55:24,200 --> 01:55:25,520
I get John Constantine over here.

2410
01:55:25,520 --> 01:55:28,000
See I've been to hell a few times in my day.

2411
01:55:28,000 --> 01:55:29,000
Fucked a few demons.

2412
01:55:29,000 --> 01:55:30,000
Whatever.

2413
01:55:30,000 --> 01:55:33,640
In this timeline Plastic Man grabs the mask which possesses him instead.

2414
01:55:33,640 --> 01:55:37,600
The League's combined forces to remove the mask which is incinerated seemingly killing

2415
01:55:37,600 --> 01:55:38,960
Plastic Man.

2416
01:55:38,960 --> 01:55:42,800
It is later revealed that Zariel transported him into another dimension before helping

2417
01:55:42,800 --> 01:55:45,400
the League escape hell.

2418
01:55:45,400 --> 01:55:50,440
During the New 52, in this timeline Plastic Man is considered as one of the candidates

2419
01:55:50,440 --> 01:55:53,240
for the United Nations sponsored Justice League International.

2420
01:55:53,240 --> 01:55:54,800
United States sponsored?

2421
01:55:54,800 --> 01:55:55,800
Yeah.

2422
01:55:55,800 --> 01:55:56,800
Batman like thank God.

2423
01:55:56,800 --> 01:55:58,260
United Nations sponsored yeah.

2424
01:55:58,260 --> 01:55:59,600
Batman like thank God.

2425
01:55:59,600 --> 01:56:00,600
Hey bro I'm just like.

2426
01:56:00,600 --> 01:56:05,320
He has denied a spot on the team for being too unpredictable.

2427
01:56:05,320 --> 01:56:10,840
This cameo appearance later retconned by Eel O'Brien's proper New 52 introduction and

2428
01:56:10,840 --> 01:56:13,480
Justice League number 25.

2429
01:56:13,480 --> 01:56:20,440
And then during DC Rebirth DC Comics implemented another relaunch on its books called DC Rebirth

2430
01:56:20,440 --> 01:56:24,400
which restored its continuity to the form that it had before the New 52.

2431
01:56:24,400 --> 01:56:25,400
Guess who's back.

2432
01:56:25,400 --> 01:56:26,400
Back again.

2433
01:56:26,400 --> 01:56:29,400
The guy that drives the line at 299.

2434
01:56:29,400 --> 01:56:31,520
That was the biggest fucking line.

2435
01:56:31,520 --> 01:56:35,640
That was such a good tagline but only that's like a couple of months like a year at most.

2436
01:56:35,640 --> 01:56:40,400
Yeah and then of course you had Marvel going up to 699.

2437
01:56:40,400 --> 01:56:41,400
Fucking ridiculous.

2438
01:56:41,400 --> 01:56:44,240
I loved Hellboy's comics for 350.

2439
01:56:44,240 --> 01:56:45,240
Yeah.

2440
01:56:45,240 --> 01:56:46,240
350.

2441
01:56:46,240 --> 01:56:48,760
Give me my 50 cents back.

2442
01:56:48,760 --> 01:56:52,760
In this though Plastic Man assists Mr. Terrific in thwarting Simon Stagg's plot to open the

2443
01:56:52,760 --> 01:56:55,240
portal to the dark multiverse.

2444
01:56:55,240 --> 01:56:57,400
Is it Mr. Terrific in the new Superman movie?

2445
01:56:57,400 --> 01:56:58,400
I think so yeah.

2446
01:56:58,400 --> 01:56:59,880
I've actually seen pictures of him.

2447
01:56:59,880 --> 01:57:01,560
He doesn't look that bad.

2448
01:57:01,560 --> 01:57:03,680
Like the costume for him is not horrible.

2449
01:57:03,680 --> 01:57:06,640
Now Hawkgirl on the other hand is like what kind of biker chick shit are they trying to

2450
01:57:06,640 --> 01:57:07,640
do?

2451
01:57:07,640 --> 01:57:08,640
Have you seen Hawkgirl?

2452
01:57:08,640 --> 01:57:09,640
Yeah look at her helmet.

2453
01:57:09,640 --> 01:57:10,640
It looks like a motorcycle helmet almost.

2454
01:57:10,640 --> 01:57:11,640
It's like ew.

2455
01:57:11,640 --> 01:57:14,920
Does she have like the leather jacket?

2456
01:57:14,920 --> 01:57:15,920
Yes.

2457
01:57:15,920 --> 01:57:18,160
Like it just covers her titties but no shirt underneath?

2458
01:57:18,160 --> 01:57:19,160
Yes.

2459
01:57:19,160 --> 01:57:20,160
Or is that just my fantasy?

2460
01:57:20,160 --> 01:57:21,160
No it is.

2461
01:57:21,160 --> 01:57:23,320
They wouldn't have her titties out.

2462
01:57:23,320 --> 01:57:27,240
Like in my head it would be like a really short leather jacket that just the tips of

2463
01:57:27,240 --> 01:57:29,880
the edge just cover both her nipples.

2464
01:57:29,880 --> 01:57:30,880
They never move somehow.

2465
01:57:30,880 --> 01:57:31,880
It just always stays where it is.

2466
01:57:31,880 --> 01:57:32,880
It's a red heart.

2467
01:57:32,880 --> 01:57:35,880
Hey well CGI that could do that.

2468
01:57:35,880 --> 01:57:39,920
Like a neck dude in my dreams.

2469
01:57:39,920 --> 01:57:42,920
Using Metamorpho who has been transmuted into Enth Metal.

2470
01:57:42,920 --> 01:57:45,040
I don't know how much you love Enth Metal.

2471
01:57:45,040 --> 01:57:46,040
Enth Metal.

2472
01:57:46,040 --> 01:57:48,040
The dwarven metal isn't it?

2473
01:57:48,040 --> 01:57:49,760
What metal is it?

2474
01:57:49,760 --> 01:57:50,760
Enth.

2475
01:57:50,760 --> 01:57:54,160
Where it's how they had all those different kind of metals and shit during the Dark Nights

2476
01:57:54,160 --> 01:58:01,720
Metal series where it had the Joker or the Batman who laughs and all that bullshit.

2477
01:58:01,720 --> 01:58:05,400
While trying to get Simon Stag to close the portal with the help of Plastic Man Mr. Terrific

2478
01:58:05,400 --> 01:58:08,200
is sucked into the portal with Plastic Man and Metamorpho.

2479
01:58:08,200 --> 01:58:09,200
Take first.

2480
01:58:09,200 --> 01:58:16,840
As Plastic Man shields them from the dark multiversal energy which he is immune to.

2481
01:58:16,840 --> 01:58:21,020
Upon arriving on a lifeless world they encounter Phantom Girl who has been trapped in her

2482
01:58:21,020 --> 01:58:25,320
intangible form and who has no knowledge of sending the signal.

2483
01:58:25,320 --> 01:58:29,000
Whenever the four of them find a computer in the gut of a giant dead creature they are

2484
01:58:29,000 --> 01:58:33,960
greeted by a hologram of Tom Strong who states that they are needed to save the universe.

2485
01:58:33,960 --> 01:58:38,440
Mr. Terrific, Plastic Man and Metamorpho learn from Phantom Girl that she was stuck in her

2486
01:58:38,440 --> 01:58:41,200
intangible form since she was a child.

2487
01:58:41,200 --> 01:58:45,060
After the four of them take her back to their world Mr. Terrific tries to leave the three

2488
01:58:45,060 --> 01:58:48,640
of them at Simon Stag's compound only to be drawn back to them.

2489
01:58:48,640 --> 01:58:52,520
Due to the effects of the dark multiverse energy Mr. Terrific includes that they can't

2490
01:58:52,520 --> 01:58:59,160
go their separate ways until they can't go their separate ways due to this inescapable

2491
01:58:59,160 --> 01:59:00,360
bond.

2492
01:59:00,360 --> 01:59:07,240
The team goes through several adventures while being attacked by a figure known as Dr. Dred

2493
01:59:07,240 --> 01:59:09,560
who is later revealed to be Jabba.

2494
01:59:09,560 --> 01:59:12,000
They were later revealed to be Dr. Dre.

2495
01:59:12,000 --> 01:59:13,000
Dr. Dre?

2496
01:59:13,000 --> 01:59:14,000
With a chronic.

2497
01:59:14,000 --> 01:59:17,000
I became a superman.

2498
01:59:17,000 --> 01:59:21,680
He's rich enough.

2499
01:59:21,680 --> 01:59:26,120
This revelation coupled with the team being cured of the condition causes everyone to

2500
01:59:26,120 --> 01:59:27,120
split up.

2501
01:59:27,120 --> 01:59:32,600
Plastic Man attempts to connect with his ex-angel and their son Luke.

2502
01:59:32,600 --> 01:59:35,160
So his ex-wife Angel apparently.

2503
01:59:35,160 --> 01:59:37,920
Oh yeah, so he's dated an angel.

2504
01:59:37,920 --> 01:59:38,920
What it sounded like.

2505
01:59:38,920 --> 01:59:39,920
He fucked Zario.

2506
01:59:39,920 --> 01:59:43,600
He's like what's up girl.

2507
01:59:43,600 --> 01:59:45,920
Who has inherited his stretching powers.

2508
01:59:45,920 --> 01:59:47,560
And what the powers this kid has.

2509
01:59:47,560 --> 01:59:53,560
Initially reluctant to two bond over a game of basketball.

2510
01:59:53,560 --> 01:59:55,520
And now it comes full circle huh.

2511
01:59:55,520 --> 01:59:57,520
You're a big man huh.

2512
01:59:57,520 --> 01:59:58,520
You're a big man ain't you.

2513
01:59:58,520 --> 02:00:00,520
You beat your father at basketball you're a big man.

2514
02:00:00,520 --> 02:00:03,520
As soon as I read that I knew.

2515
02:00:03,520 --> 02:00:06,880
Oh man sometimes the company writes so.

2516
02:00:06,880 --> 02:00:12,880
Oh shit that is hilarious.

2517
02:00:12,880 --> 02:00:14,400
And still in the Batmobile.

2518
02:00:14,400 --> 02:00:16,400
You have the highly bonded.

2519
02:00:16,400 --> 02:00:18,840
Maybe that's what they say.

2520
02:00:18,840 --> 02:00:22,080
They're then called upon by the rest of the team to band together and save Mr. Terrific

2521
02:00:22,080 --> 02:00:23,280
from the Terribles.

2522
02:00:23,280 --> 02:00:29,400
A team of their evil doppelgangers put together by Dr. Dredd.

2523
02:00:29,400 --> 02:00:33,720
Plastic Man and Luke now suited up in his offspring look.

2524
02:00:33,720 --> 02:00:38,040
Work together to take down a vampiric version of Plastic Man from another dimension.

2525
02:00:38,040 --> 02:00:40,280
Following the Terribles defeat and the imprisonment.

2526
02:00:40,280 --> 02:00:46,320
The Terrifics officially reunite as a team with Luke, Element Dog and Mr. Miss Terrifics

2527
02:00:46,320 --> 02:00:48,120
joining the roster.

2528
02:00:48,120 --> 02:00:49,560
Not just Mr. Terrifics.

2529
02:00:49,560 --> 02:00:50,560
Miss Terrific.

2530
02:00:50,560 --> 02:00:51,560
Miss Terrific.

2531
02:00:51,560 --> 02:00:59,080
Plastic Man was later recruited by Obscura to help investigate a multi dimensional conspiracy.

2532
02:00:59,080 --> 02:01:04,160
This led them to find that being committed by a group of villains called the Cabal.

2533
02:01:04,160 --> 02:01:06,720
I don't know what's going on right now.

2534
02:01:06,720 --> 02:01:07,720
The Cabal.

2535
02:01:07,720 --> 02:01:13,440
Alright so Plastic Man's abilities and stuff like that.

2536
02:01:13,440 --> 02:01:17,760
Plastic Man's powers are derived from an accident which his body was bathed in an unknown industrial

2537
02:01:17,760 --> 02:01:21,960
chemical mixture that has also entered into his bloodstream through a gunshot wound.

2538
02:01:21,960 --> 02:01:27,320
This caused his body wide mutagenic process that transformed his physiology.

2539
02:01:27,320 --> 02:01:28,640
Eel exists in a fluid state.

2540
02:01:28,640 --> 02:01:30,640
Neither completely liquid nor solid.

2541
02:01:30,640 --> 02:01:33,600
He has complete control over his entire molecular structure.

2542
02:01:33,600 --> 02:01:37,240
He can stretch his limbs and his body to superhuman lengths and sizes.

2543
02:01:37,240 --> 02:01:40,280
There is no known limit to how far Plastic Man can stretch his body.

2544
02:01:40,280 --> 02:01:43,760
If he could just slap somebody for like 55 pounds away.

2545
02:01:43,760 --> 02:01:47,480
Cause I think it doesn't read Richards actually have like a set.

2546
02:01:47,480 --> 02:01:48,560
Like I think.

2547
02:01:48,560 --> 02:01:52,240
I know that he can lead Luke to Luffy apparently in a death battle.

2548
02:01:52,240 --> 02:01:54,480
Oh will he?

2549
02:01:54,480 --> 02:01:56,280
Apparently.

2550
02:01:56,280 --> 02:01:59,080
He can shrink himself down to a few inches tall.

2551
02:01:59,080 --> 02:02:03,000
Pose as one of Batman's utility belt pockets like this.

2552
02:02:03,000 --> 02:02:05,920
Or become a titan the size of skyscrapers.

2553
02:02:05,920 --> 02:02:09,840
He can contort his body into various positions and sizes impossible for humans.

2554
02:02:09,840 --> 02:02:12,760
Obviously if he can become super small.

2555
02:02:12,760 --> 02:02:15,640
Such as being entirely flat to slip underneath a door.

2556
02:02:15,640 --> 02:02:17,840
Using his fingers to pick conventional locks.

2557
02:02:17,840 --> 02:02:20,640
Compressing himself into a ball to ricochet off of things.

2558
02:02:20,640 --> 02:02:23,280
And inflating his body to do the same thing.

2559
02:02:23,280 --> 02:02:27,600
He can also use it for disguises by changing the shape of his face and body.

2560
02:02:27,600 --> 02:02:32,200
Contributory to his work as a sleuth due to his fluid state.

2561
02:02:32,200 --> 02:02:36,480
Batman can open holes in his body and turn himself into objects with mobile parts.

2562
02:02:36,480 --> 02:02:37,480
Which is kinda weird.

2563
02:02:37,480 --> 02:02:38,480
Huh.

2564
02:02:38,480 --> 02:02:39,480
Like he's got a lot of ability.

2565
02:02:39,480 --> 02:02:40,800
He thinks he's on machinery?

2566
02:02:40,800 --> 02:02:41,800
Like he's broken.

2567
02:02:41,800 --> 02:02:42,800
Weird.

2568
02:02:42,800 --> 02:02:49,200
In addition he can also alter his body's mass and physical construction at will.

2569
02:02:49,200 --> 02:02:53,360
Creating virtually no limit to the sizes and shapes that he can contort himself into.

2570
02:02:53,360 --> 02:02:55,820
There is nothing he cannot alter his body into.

2571
02:02:55,820 --> 02:02:59,920
Which includes basic shapes or dangerous weapons, avatars and other superheroes.

2572
02:02:59,920 --> 02:03:01,400
And functional automobiles.

2573
02:03:01,400 --> 02:03:02,400
Hmm.

2574
02:03:02,400 --> 02:03:05,000
Like he can turn himself into a car?

2575
02:03:05,000 --> 02:03:06,000
Yeah.

2576
02:03:06,000 --> 02:03:10,600
These stretching capabilities grant Plastic Man agility, flexibility and coordination

2577
02:03:10,600 --> 02:03:13,040
far beyond the natural limits of his human body.

2578
02:03:13,040 --> 02:03:15,000
I would assume so.

2579
02:03:15,000 --> 02:03:17,840
He becomes like an Uber service ride.

2580
02:03:17,840 --> 02:03:21,080
But when the woman gets in the car he always places his dick on the seat where she would

2581
02:03:21,080 --> 02:03:22,080
sit down in.

2582
02:03:22,080 --> 02:03:25,680
So she's always sitting on his dick without them knowing.

2583
02:03:25,680 --> 02:03:29,760
And then they end up in a lawsuit and he ends up all over the news.

2584
02:03:29,760 --> 02:03:31,560
Like a sexual assault from Plastic Man.

2585
02:03:31,560 --> 02:03:32,560
Like no, no.

2586
02:03:32,560 --> 02:03:33,560
I didn't do it.

2587
02:03:33,560 --> 02:03:34,560
I just had the damn life.

2588
02:03:34,560 --> 02:03:35,560
That was the shifter.

2589
02:03:35,560 --> 02:03:38,800
That was just you know, that was one of my heels.

2590
02:03:38,800 --> 02:03:42,400
He can also alter his strength by growing or adding more muscle.

2591
02:03:42,400 --> 02:03:43,920
So that actually augments his strength?

2592
02:03:43,920 --> 02:03:44,920
Yeah.

2593
02:03:44,920 --> 02:03:47,400
Plastic Man's powers extraordinarily augment his durability.

2594
02:03:47,400 --> 02:03:52,120
In some stories, perhaps in anecdotal quality, have shown him successful surprise attacks

2595
02:03:52,120 --> 02:03:53,120
by bullets.

2596
02:03:53,120 --> 02:03:56,480
In one case using a substance similar to liquid plastic.

2597
02:03:56,480 --> 02:04:00,520
His unique physiology makes him impervious to conventional means such as bullets, blasts,

2598
02:04:00,520 --> 02:04:01,520
and blunt force though.

2599
02:04:01,520 --> 02:04:08,360
He is also able to withstand corrosives, punctures, and concussions without sustaining any injuries.

2600
02:04:08,360 --> 02:04:11,000
Although he can be momentarily stunned.

2601
02:04:11,000 --> 02:04:17,320
Batman once mentioned that he could presumably even withstand a nuclear detonation.

2602
02:04:17,320 --> 02:04:20,600
He's extremely more powerful than what people think.

2603
02:04:20,600 --> 02:04:24,320
This is mainly due to the fact that he has full control over his density.

2604
02:04:24,320 --> 02:04:28,280
So he can willingly increase his durability as he wishes.

2605
02:04:28,280 --> 02:04:34,080
His body's mass or his bodily mass can be dispersed, but for all intents and purposes,

2606
02:04:34,080 --> 02:04:35,440
it is invulnerable.

2607
02:04:35,440 --> 02:04:38,040
Even for many forms of magic in the DC universe.

2608
02:04:38,040 --> 02:04:42,020
He is able to regenerate and or assimilate lost or damaged tissue.

2609
02:04:42,020 --> 02:04:45,600
Although he needs to be reasonably intact for the process to begin.

2610
02:04:45,600 --> 02:04:51,220
For example, Plastic Man was once reduced to individual separate molecules and scattered

2611
02:04:51,220 --> 02:04:53,480
across the Atlantic Ocean for centuries.

2612
02:04:53,480 --> 02:04:57,000
So that's what happened during that time thing.

2613
02:04:57,000 --> 02:05:01,200
He was dispersed among just molecules.

2614
02:05:01,200 --> 02:05:06,040
He was only able to capable of returning to his usual form after the rest of the league

2615
02:05:06,040 --> 02:05:10,400
were able to gather enough of his molecules and restore approximately 80% of his body

2616
02:05:10,400 --> 02:05:15,140
mass which had began to regenerate the remaining 20% of their own.

2617
02:05:15,140 --> 02:05:17,320
So he started regenerating on his own basically.

2618
02:05:17,320 --> 02:05:23,880
He's uh, I love it, 652,000 years.

2619
02:05:23,880 --> 02:05:27,360
Plastic Man has proven to be insusceptible to effects of telepathy.

2620
02:05:27,360 --> 02:05:32,540
As stated by Batman, Plastic Man's mind is no longer organic.

2621
02:05:32,540 --> 02:05:36,500
It's untouchable by telepathy.

2622
02:05:36,500 --> 02:05:37,840
Plastic Man does not appear to age.

2623
02:05:37,840 --> 02:05:41,800
If he does, it is at rates far slower than a normal human.

2624
02:05:41,800 --> 02:05:45,720
In the aftermath of the Justice League story arc Obsidian Age, Plastic Man was discovered

2625
02:05:45,720 --> 02:05:50,640
to have survived for 3,000 years, scattered into separate individual molecules at the

2626
02:05:50,640 --> 02:05:55,160
bottom of the Atlantic Ocean without decaying or being otherwise affected at all.

2627
02:05:55,160 --> 02:05:56,840
Does plastic don't break now?

2628
02:05:56,840 --> 02:05:58,960
Does it eat or anything?

2629
02:05:58,960 --> 02:05:59,960
No.

2630
02:05:59,960 --> 02:06:00,960
Don't worry.

2631
02:06:00,960 --> 02:06:04,880
He can automatically detect ultrasonic frequency because his body will start to ripple whenever

2632
02:06:04,880 --> 02:06:07,480
an ultrasonic frequency is triggered.

2633
02:06:07,480 --> 02:06:12,720
As stated by the Black Lantern Corpse Vibe, Plastic Man's internal organs could not be

2634
02:06:12,720 --> 02:06:13,960
removed.

2635
02:06:13,960 --> 02:06:18,840
Unlike many of the Black Lantern victims, basically the same thing happened to them.

2636
02:06:18,840 --> 02:06:24,920
When they got their hearts ripped out, they just died.

2637
02:06:24,920 --> 02:06:30,980
This perhaps implies that Plastic Man is himself more like one giant living organ, which makes

2638
02:06:30,980 --> 02:06:34,200
up a whole instead of individual parts.

2639
02:06:34,200 --> 02:06:38,040
Like he's just one entity.

2640
02:06:38,040 --> 02:06:42,360
His semi-liquid form remains stable at a relatively high or low temperature, providing that the

2641
02:06:42,360 --> 02:06:44,000
temperature changes gradually.

2642
02:06:44,000 --> 02:06:49,000
A sudden change induces a complete change of state, creating a truly solid or truly

2643
02:06:49,000 --> 02:06:50,440
liquid form.

2644
02:06:50,440 --> 02:06:55,840
Plastic Man was incapacitated in the JLA story Artaro Ababal, where mercenaries froze and

2645
02:06:55,840 --> 02:07:01,840
shattered his body.

2646
02:07:01,840 --> 02:07:06,000
Once thawed and reassembled, he was physically unharmed.

2647
02:07:06,000 --> 02:07:10,120
But in the JLA storyline Divided We Fall, Plastic Man has shown that he does have some

2648
02:07:10,120 --> 02:07:16,560
weaknesses to extreme heat, intense heat vision attack from Martian Manhunter for instance,

2649
02:07:16,560 --> 02:07:18,920
and was temporarily melted.

2650
02:07:18,920 --> 02:07:23,880
In some versions Plastic Man has also vulnerable to chemicals such as acetone, which melts

2651
02:07:23,880 --> 02:07:28,240
and destabilizes his malleable form, although he eventually regenerates whenever the chemicals

2652
02:07:28,240 --> 02:07:29,240
are gone.

2653
02:07:29,240 --> 02:07:33,320
A famous hindrance to Plastic Man's abilities is that only colors he can mimic are the colors

2654
02:07:33,320 --> 02:07:38,720
of his body and costume, i.e. red, black, yellow, white, and flesh tone, although he

2655
02:07:38,720 --> 02:07:43,480
can use these colors in various ways, once even managing to exactly duplicate the appearance

2656
02:07:43,480 --> 02:08:00,200
of Flash.

2657
02:08:00,200 --> 02:08:05,000
Whether this is an inherent flaw in his powers or a mental block has never been explained,

2658
02:08:05,000 --> 02:08:09,600
whereas his son, Offspring, also gained his father's powers but is able to willfully mimic

2659
02:08:09,600 --> 02:08:14,120
any color he chooses.

2660
02:08:14,120 --> 02:08:18,080
During Offspring's introduction, it was revealed that Plastic Man could change color, turning

2661
02:08:18,080 --> 02:08:24,760
his nose blue to prove to Batman that he could.

2662
02:08:24,760 --> 02:08:30,320
This color change however was possibly only with a great deal of Plastic Man's concentration,

2663
02:08:30,320 --> 02:08:33,580
even for such a small area size.

2664
02:08:33,580 --> 02:08:38,080
Plastic Man was once a very talented professional thief specializing as a safecracker, although

2665
02:08:38,080 --> 02:08:44,080
no longer a criminal, he has thorough insight into their mindset, enabling him to be an

2666
02:08:44,080 --> 02:08:45,080
effective sleuth.

2667
02:08:45,080 --> 02:08:49,800
He is also considered to be a lateral thinker and much smarter than he lets on.

2668
02:08:49,800 --> 02:08:52,880
Doesn't let off very much, no.

2669
02:08:52,880 --> 02:08:56,320
But apparently he's actually smarter than a lot of people think.

2670
02:08:56,320 --> 02:09:02,680
So see, the more you know about Plastic Man, a character nobody pays attention to anymore,

2671
02:09:02,680 --> 02:09:05,280
the more you get a spotlight eventually.

2672
02:09:05,280 --> 02:09:07,720
I know, he got one from us.

2673
02:09:07,720 --> 02:09:12,720
And if he got one from us, a bigger channel is obviously going to probably do it.

2674
02:09:12,720 --> 02:09:15,480
It's like, ah, that's a good idea.

2675
02:09:15,480 --> 02:09:17,320
We haven't covered Plastic Man.

2676
02:09:17,320 --> 02:09:19,560
It's always Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman.

2677
02:09:19,560 --> 02:09:23,960
That's why I'm trying to do characters that you don't see or hear about all the time.

2678
02:09:23,960 --> 02:09:26,360
The absolute crevices of DC lore?

2679
02:09:26,360 --> 02:09:27,360
Yeah.

2680
02:09:27,360 --> 02:09:30,560
Well, you know, the sad thing is, I was going through a list of different characters that

2681
02:09:30,560 --> 02:09:32,360
I could look at.

2682
02:09:32,360 --> 02:09:34,320
It's like, God, all these people are super famous.

2683
02:09:34,320 --> 02:09:35,320
It's like, fuck.

2684
02:09:35,320 --> 02:09:36,320
How about our band?

2685
02:09:36,320 --> 02:09:38,320
I was going to choose him.

2686
02:09:38,320 --> 02:09:39,880
Is he famous?

2687
02:09:39,880 --> 02:09:40,880
Somewhat, yeah.

2688
02:09:40,880 --> 02:09:44,080
But the downside of him is there's very little lore.

2689
02:09:44,080 --> 02:09:45,320
There's not really a lot of...

2690
02:09:45,320 --> 02:09:46,320
It's all right.

2691
02:09:46,320 --> 02:09:47,320
What about Wildcat?

2692
02:09:47,320 --> 02:09:48,320
Stuff.

2693
02:09:48,320 --> 02:09:49,320
I forgot about him though.

2694
02:09:49,320 --> 02:09:51,760
Because I was trying to not do all JSA members.

2695
02:09:51,760 --> 02:09:52,760
Come on, well.

2696
02:09:52,760 --> 02:09:54,760
It's all I've done so far.

2697
02:09:54,760 --> 02:09:58,560
Because Phantom Stranger, The Spectre, they're all...

2698
02:09:58,560 --> 02:09:59,560
Let me think.

2699
02:09:59,560 --> 02:10:00,560
JSA.

2700
02:10:00,560 --> 02:10:04,080
It's a weird checkmate organization.

2701
02:10:04,080 --> 02:10:06,360
Where every member is like a different chess piece.

2702
02:10:06,360 --> 02:10:08,160
Oh yeah, there is, isn't there?

2703
02:10:08,160 --> 02:10:09,160
Yeah.

2704
02:10:09,160 --> 02:10:10,160
I'll look at that probably, bro.

2705
02:10:10,160 --> 02:10:12,520
What about the Olmec project that Batman had?

2706
02:10:12,520 --> 02:10:14,680
Oh, that satellite thing that he had?

2707
02:10:14,680 --> 02:10:17,400
Those weird aliens that became sentient.

2708
02:10:17,400 --> 02:10:22,360
Or not sentient, but they started living out their programming.

2709
02:10:22,360 --> 02:10:24,280
It was a weird comic book.

2710
02:10:24,280 --> 02:10:30,960
Because there was a random guy, him and a woman, if I remember the comic right, and

2711
02:10:30,960 --> 02:10:33,760
those blue Olmecs were chasing them.

2712
02:10:33,760 --> 02:10:39,240
And then Superman comes in and the woman's like, we gotta run because the guy's got amnesia.

2713
02:10:39,240 --> 02:10:40,880
He thinks Superman's there to help him.

2714
02:10:40,880 --> 02:10:43,360
But the girl's like, no, he's also a problem or some shit.

2715
02:10:43,360 --> 02:10:45,680
I can't remember what the fuck the comic was about.

2716
02:10:45,680 --> 02:10:48,240
They were chasing some random guy who had amnesia.

2717
02:10:48,240 --> 02:10:50,320
The girl he met was helping him.

2718
02:10:50,320 --> 02:10:54,440
The Olmecs were blue, androids basically, like the Sentinels.

2719
02:10:54,440 --> 02:10:58,360
Like there's their old version of the Sentinels and Superman was fighting a couple of them.

2720
02:10:58,360 --> 02:11:00,040
But they were running away from Superman too.

2721
02:11:00,040 --> 02:11:04,560
I don't remember, because we had the comic book ones because we bought that one that

2722
02:11:04,560 --> 02:11:07,760
was like 100 issues, 100 pages.

2723
02:11:07,760 --> 02:11:11,760
It was like little short stories of every upcoming story, like the one with Martian

2724
02:11:11,760 --> 02:11:21,000
Manhunter, running back to his dominant Martian form, where he's like Arya with a cut out

2725
02:11:21,000 --> 02:11:22,000
of himself.

2726
02:11:22,000 --> 02:11:23,000
You remember that?

2727
02:11:23,000 --> 02:11:24,000
Yeah, I remember that.

2728
02:11:24,000 --> 02:11:27,920
Because he was in a fucking gift shop with superhero stuff.

2729
02:11:27,920 --> 02:11:29,560
He's like, I'm Martian Manhunter.

2730
02:11:29,560 --> 02:11:32,920
No, no, you're not.

2731
02:11:32,920 --> 02:11:33,920
I do remember that.

2732
02:11:33,920 --> 02:11:35,400
I'll look at that for next week.

2733
02:11:35,400 --> 02:11:36,400
Olmec Project.

2734
02:11:36,400 --> 02:11:38,880
That's one that I haven't even thought about in a while.

2735
02:11:38,880 --> 02:11:42,600
Yeah, because I wonder what happened to the guy, what his fucking deal was.

2736
02:11:42,600 --> 02:11:43,600
Yeah.

2737
02:11:43,600 --> 02:11:45,080
Why the Olmecs needed him specifically.

2738
02:11:45,080 --> 02:11:47,920
Yeah, I'll definitely look into that.

2739
02:11:47,920 --> 02:11:48,920
That's a good one.

2740
02:11:48,920 --> 02:11:49,920
One I didn't think of.

2741
02:11:49,920 --> 02:11:52,160
But like I was saying, all the rest of them are too famous.

2742
02:11:52,160 --> 02:11:57,280
It's like Green Lanterns, everybody knows every Green Lantern.

2743
02:11:57,280 --> 02:11:58,760
Which is sad.

2744
02:11:58,760 --> 02:12:05,160
Everybody knows, for the most part, Wonder Woman, Flash, Batman, Superman.

2745
02:12:05,160 --> 02:12:08,680
Most Green Lanterns, because there's been multiple iterations of that.

2746
02:12:08,680 --> 02:12:09,680
Everybody knows who they are, though.

2747
02:12:09,680 --> 02:12:10,680
It's kind of hard.

2748
02:12:10,680 --> 02:12:13,360
Cyborg, everybody knows who Cyborg is.

2749
02:12:13,360 --> 02:12:15,720
There's too much information about them already.

2750
02:12:15,720 --> 02:12:20,160
And God, it would be a three hour damn podcast if I went through everything about them.

2751
02:12:20,160 --> 02:12:22,880
All right, ready for some Reddit, though?

2752
02:12:22,880 --> 02:12:23,880
Yeah.

2753
02:12:23,880 --> 02:12:26,440
All right, the first one is by LittleYoungTaco.

2754
02:12:26,440 --> 02:12:31,640
This person puts, this happened like last year, but whatever.

2755
02:12:31,640 --> 02:12:39,760
One day, let's see, one day whenever I was 21, 20 at the time, was just working and thinking

2756
02:12:39,760 --> 02:12:41,480
about random shit, as one does.

2757
02:12:41,480 --> 02:12:46,160
I've always wondered this question, so I asked my coworker who's 56 about it.

2758
02:12:46,160 --> 02:12:52,140
I used to think that she was, I used to think to ask her the dumbest questions all the time,

2759
02:12:52,140 --> 02:12:53,760
not knowing how dumb they were.

2760
02:12:53,760 --> 02:12:55,360
That's the worst.

2761
02:12:55,360 --> 02:13:00,360
It's like, I asked dumb questions and didn't realize they were dumb questions.

2762
02:13:00,360 --> 02:13:04,600
I don't ask her many questions anymore.

2763
02:13:04,600 --> 02:13:05,600
They asked them though.

2764
02:13:05,600 --> 02:13:10,520
Do you think if when we are out in space and got cut, our blood would still be blue since

2765
02:13:10,520 --> 02:13:12,640
there's no oxygen in space?

2766
02:13:12,640 --> 02:13:17,400
Like pretend we wouldn't die immediately from it though, you know, being in space.

2767
02:13:17,400 --> 02:13:21,240
She just kindly stared at me and started to frown and confused.

2768
02:13:21,240 --> 02:13:22,240
What are you talking about?

2769
02:13:22,240 --> 02:13:23,240
She asked.

2770
02:13:23,240 --> 02:13:26,840
I'm like, dang, she doesn't know our blood is blue?

2771
02:13:26,840 --> 02:13:32,240
Because like, you know, our blood is blue till it hits oxygen and turns red.

2772
02:13:32,240 --> 02:13:36,320
So I was wondering what would happen if there wasn't, it was no oxygen around.

2773
02:13:36,320 --> 02:13:37,320
I reiterated.

2774
02:13:37,320 --> 02:13:39,280
Our blood isn't blue.

2775
02:13:39,280 --> 02:13:42,240
It's never blue, she said, still frowning.

2776
02:13:42,240 --> 02:13:46,000
Now I'm frowning and confused and rethink my whole life in this moment.

2777
02:13:46,000 --> 02:13:47,000
She can't be right.

2778
02:13:47,000 --> 02:13:50,600
I'm thinking, hmm, well, I thought it was blue, but I could be wrong.

2779
02:13:50,600 --> 02:13:51,600
I'll Google it real quick.

2780
02:13:51,600 --> 02:13:52,600
Yo, listen up.

2781
02:13:52,600 --> 02:13:56,560
I messed my whole story up, blue mangrove.

2782
02:13:56,560 --> 02:13:58,360
I suppose I could be wrong too.

2783
02:13:58,360 --> 02:14:00,780
So let me know what you find, she says.

2784
02:14:00,780 --> 02:14:03,960
She goes back to work and I whip out my cellular device and go to Google.

2785
02:14:03,960 --> 02:14:04,960
My cellular device.

2786
02:14:04,960 --> 02:14:05,960
What?

2787
02:14:05,960 --> 02:14:10,440
He's trying to be too smart or he's, I don't know, he's confusing the way he's using words.

2788
02:14:10,440 --> 02:14:11,440
Yeah.

2789
02:14:11,440 --> 02:14:12,440
Is our blood blue?

2790
02:14:12,440 --> 02:14:13,440
I typed into the search bar.

2791
02:14:13,440 --> 02:14:17,040
A few seconds later, my whole life fell apart in an instant.

2792
02:14:17,040 --> 02:14:18,720
It all fell down.

2793
02:14:18,720 --> 02:14:20,520
It all fell down.

2794
02:14:20,520 --> 02:14:24,320
I erupted into laughter from realizing how ridiculous I had just sounded and tell her

2795
02:14:24,320 --> 02:14:28,200
she's right and that I can't believe my whole life is a lie.

2796
02:14:28,200 --> 02:14:32,160
I told her I think my mom told me this before I started school and just never thought to

2797
02:14:32,160 --> 02:14:36,640
ask anyone or look it up because how could my sweet mama ever be wrong?

2798
02:14:36,640 --> 02:14:38,920
My mama said that it isn't on me.

2799
02:14:38,920 --> 02:14:43,280
Can they count all those teeth and no toothbrush?

2800
02:14:43,280 --> 02:14:48,600
It doesn't remind me of this old guy the other day that flipped out on me.

2801
02:14:48,600 --> 02:14:51,280
It was that day that it was raining.

2802
02:14:51,280 --> 02:14:52,280
It was a Fourth of July.

2803
02:14:52,280 --> 02:14:53,280
I know.

2804
02:14:53,280 --> 02:14:54,280
It was fucking boring.

2805
02:14:54,280 --> 02:14:56,400
I was in the rain so I know.

2806
02:14:56,400 --> 02:14:59,960
I love it because I'm at work and no one comes in in the rain.

2807
02:14:59,960 --> 02:15:02,400
Sometimes I'm just out there watching the rain.

2808
02:15:02,400 --> 02:15:03,400
Yeah.

2809
02:15:03,400 --> 02:15:08,280
Once the rain secedes a little bit, this old man comes in and he's looking for ginger stamps.

2810
02:15:08,280 --> 02:15:10,400
My whole face.

2811
02:15:10,400 --> 02:15:11,400
Yeah.

2812
02:15:11,400 --> 02:15:16,840
The way he's talking, I can tell that he's trying to sound more intellectual than he

2813
02:15:16,840 --> 02:15:17,840
is.

2814
02:15:17,840 --> 02:15:18,840
No, those are the words of some kind.

2815
02:15:18,840 --> 02:15:25,520
I'm not against him, which is fine if he just stayed at that state.

2816
02:15:25,520 --> 02:15:31,560
I go back there to look at where the cookies are because he can't find them.

2817
02:15:31,560 --> 02:15:34,280
I'm looking around and he tries to stop me and back up.

2818
02:15:34,280 --> 02:15:36,480
He's like, look at all this water.

2819
02:15:36,480 --> 02:15:38,480
I'm like, yeah, there's a bunch of water in there.

2820
02:15:38,480 --> 02:15:42,640
We had a bunch of water in a bunch of stack outs.

2821
02:15:42,640 --> 02:15:45,840
You know that human body is also full of water?

2822
02:15:45,840 --> 02:15:47,560
I turned away like, yeah, like 70%.

2823
02:15:47,560 --> 02:15:52,880
It says you're like 50 to 70 depending on body height and age and all that and weight.

2824
02:15:52,880 --> 02:15:54,440
He fucking flipped out on me.

2825
02:15:54,440 --> 02:15:57,240
There's a ginger stamp you said you couldn't find.

2826
02:15:57,240 --> 02:16:00,720
I'm like, what?

2827
02:16:00,720 --> 02:16:05,760
I didn't piece the deal until afterward, but I think he got mad that I knew the answer

2828
02:16:05,760 --> 02:16:06,760
to his bullshit.

2829
02:16:06,760 --> 02:16:10,160
He was going to tell you some knowledge.

2830
02:16:10,160 --> 02:16:12,600
No, old man, you're not.

2831
02:16:12,600 --> 02:16:16,360
Unfortunately for you, I'm a lot smarter than you think.

2832
02:16:16,360 --> 02:16:19,040
He was like, your job's on the line.

2833
02:16:19,040 --> 02:16:20,040
I'm like, how so?

2834
02:16:20,040 --> 02:16:24,360
You expect me to have a photographic memory of every item in the store?

2835
02:16:24,360 --> 02:16:28,200
I'll tell you what, old man, how about you go home, get a notebook and write down every

2836
02:16:28,200 --> 02:16:31,320
object in your house without looking at where it is and you tell me if you can remember

2837
02:16:31,320 --> 02:16:32,600
every single object in there.

2838
02:16:32,600 --> 02:16:36,520
This is what I should have told him, but I was just like, are you all right?

2839
02:16:36,520 --> 02:16:37,520
I'm all right.

2840
02:16:37,520 --> 02:16:39,000
Then he started getting racist.

2841
02:16:39,000 --> 02:16:42,000
Finally, another black man here I could talk to instead of this guy.

2842
02:16:42,000 --> 02:16:44,400
I'm like, okay, you can talk to the black man.

2843
02:16:44,400 --> 02:16:45,400
I don't give a fuck.

2844
02:16:45,400 --> 02:16:48,680
Go ask the black dude where the ginger snaps are.

2845
02:16:48,680 --> 02:16:50,320
That motherfucker ain't going to find them.

2846
02:16:50,320 --> 02:16:53,040
You racist, old fuck.

2847
02:16:53,040 --> 02:16:57,080
Just a mean old man who is pretending to be something.

2848
02:16:57,080 --> 02:17:00,560
He showed me his real character in that split second.

2849
02:17:00,560 --> 02:17:01,560
Next time I see him, he starts with his bullshit.

2850
02:17:01,560 --> 02:17:03,560
I ain't got time for your bullshit, old man.

2851
02:17:03,560 --> 02:17:06,440
If you're racist, you can go fucking talk to a brick wall.

2852
02:17:06,440 --> 02:17:07,440
Exactly.

2853
02:17:07,440 --> 02:17:09,640
That's the way I look at it too.

2854
02:17:09,640 --> 02:17:10,880
All right.

2855
02:17:10,880 --> 02:17:15,200
I can't even explain the embarrassment I felt in that moment, but we will still bring

2856
02:17:15,200 --> 02:17:16,360
it up and laugh about it.

2857
02:17:16,360 --> 02:17:17,360
So I figured I'd share it here.

2858
02:17:17,360 --> 02:17:20,360
At least it's not the worst thing in the world.

2859
02:17:20,360 --> 02:17:22,200
That's not like a true today I fucked up.

2860
02:17:22,200 --> 02:17:25,360
I saw people like when I was a kid, I thought the babies came out of assholes.

2861
02:17:25,360 --> 02:17:26,920
Shit, you know, you never know.

2862
02:17:26,920 --> 02:17:27,920
You don't know.

2863
02:17:27,920 --> 02:17:28,920
You got to learn.

2864
02:17:28,920 --> 02:17:29,920
All right.

2865
02:17:29,920 --> 02:17:35,120
Next one is by alt simple seven, six, four, five, 16.

2866
02:17:35,120 --> 02:17:38,720
I just thought they came out of assholes.

2867
02:17:38,720 --> 02:17:39,720
The holes are close enough.

2868
02:17:39,720 --> 02:17:40,720
I didn't know.

2869
02:17:40,720 --> 02:17:41,720
All right.

2870
02:17:41,720 --> 02:17:43,520
So this person puts.

2871
02:17:43,520 --> 02:17:47,240
So today I was out on a date with a girl that I've liked for a long time.

2872
02:17:47,240 --> 02:17:51,160
So I finally took her out and we were having a great time until I took her to dinner.

2873
02:17:51,160 --> 02:17:57,080
We went to a nice Mexican place and I ordered chicken fajitas fajitas fajitas because they

2874
02:17:57,080 --> 02:17:58,400
came out steaming hot.

2875
02:17:58,400 --> 02:17:59,400
Now they don't.

2876
02:17:59,400 --> 02:18:00,400
They water.

2877
02:18:00,400 --> 02:18:03,760
They hit the splash station with some water.

2878
02:18:03,760 --> 02:18:07,040
That's just fucking steaming.

2879
02:18:07,040 --> 02:18:08,040
And this is whenever it all went wrong.

2880
02:18:08,040 --> 02:18:09,520
Like a little harmless presentation.

2881
02:18:09,520 --> 02:18:12,200
It's not like they fucking do something horrific to it.

2882
02:18:12,200 --> 02:18:15,200
Well, you had steakhouse as they keep the plates in the oven.

2883
02:18:15,200 --> 02:18:16,200
So that way it feels hot.

2884
02:18:16,200 --> 02:18:17,200
Yeah.

2885
02:18:17,200 --> 02:18:18,200
See, it's just a little harmless.

2886
02:18:18,200 --> 02:18:21,200
Like they little little president.

2887
02:18:21,200 --> 02:18:23,400
She comes out fucking piping is what you think.

2888
02:18:23,400 --> 02:18:27,840
It's like, let's just been sitting on the counter for an hour.

2889
02:18:27,840 --> 02:18:32,280
It's like, oh damn, that's got cold fat.

2890
02:18:32,280 --> 02:18:33,280
Yeah.

2891
02:18:33,280 --> 02:18:35,560
But you wait for a second for the eat it right.

2892
02:18:35,560 --> 02:18:36,560
He's like, oh, this is really damn.

2893
02:18:36,560 --> 02:18:37,960
I let it get cold too fast.

2894
02:18:37,960 --> 02:18:39,760
I was like, well, shit, it's only been 55 minutes.

2895
02:18:39,760 --> 02:18:46,080
It's like, oh, it's still bloody on the inside.

2896
02:18:46,080 --> 02:18:47,440
All right.

2897
02:18:47,440 --> 02:18:49,960
I noticed that the side, let's see.

2898
02:18:49,960 --> 02:18:52,800
I noticed that on the side there was a pepper.

2899
02:18:52,800 --> 02:18:55,560
I asked and it was a serrano pepper.

2900
02:18:55,560 --> 02:18:59,280
And while trying to impress her, I ate almost entirely the entire thing.

2901
02:18:59,280 --> 02:19:01,880
The spiciest thing I can handle is all of them.

2902
02:19:01,880 --> 02:19:03,920
Why is it always some bullshit guy?

2903
02:19:03,920 --> 02:19:07,160
Let me jump over this fucking truck and I will impress this girl.

2904
02:19:07,160 --> 02:19:08,160
Who burned both lettuce?

2905
02:19:08,160 --> 02:19:12,320
I break both your flags and get hit by a train on the other side.

2906
02:19:12,320 --> 02:19:14,800
The spiciest thing I can handle is jalapeno.

2907
02:19:14,800 --> 02:19:17,600
So I don't know why this was a good idea.

2908
02:19:17,600 --> 02:19:20,760
But anyway, I took a huge bite and tried to chew and swallow.

2909
02:19:20,760 --> 02:19:23,760
I swallowed a tiny bit of it almost before throwing up.

2910
02:19:23,760 --> 02:19:26,720
I spit it out and tears and snot started rolling down my face.

2911
02:19:26,720 --> 02:19:29,680
And I had to ask the waiter if they had milk that I could drink.

2912
02:19:29,680 --> 02:19:31,600
Go get some other tripe to let you get.

2913
02:19:31,600 --> 02:19:33,040
Fucking vomits, right?

2914
02:19:33,040 --> 02:19:34,960
Snot, crying.

2915
02:19:34,960 --> 02:19:36,440
He starts farting right.

2916
02:19:36,440 --> 02:19:41,960
And then like on the ride home, he stops like he drops from her house, right?

2917
02:19:41,960 --> 02:19:43,960
So he's like, so what you doing?

2918
02:19:43,960 --> 02:19:46,720
After he just did all that.

2919
02:19:46,720 --> 02:19:49,520
After he just fucking made a fool of himself.

2920
02:19:49,520 --> 02:19:54,560
I also asked for my date's water and I ordered a sorbet to help cool my mouth.

2921
02:19:54,560 --> 02:19:57,800
This is either something we will laugh about in five years or something she might not want

2922
02:19:57,800 --> 02:20:00,440
to go out with me again after crying from a pepper.

2923
02:20:00,440 --> 02:20:04,240
I'm typing this up while she runs to the restroom.

2924
02:20:04,240 --> 02:20:08,560
The next story is her talking about the worst state of her life.

2925
02:20:08,560 --> 02:20:11,040
So I imagine whenever she comes back, it'll be pretty awkward.

2926
02:20:11,040 --> 02:20:13,000
And they updated this.

2927
02:20:13,000 --> 02:20:14,000
She never came back?

2928
02:20:14,000 --> 02:20:17,920
I would like to say thanks for all the comments and I hope you guys got a good laugh over

2929
02:20:17,920 --> 02:20:19,560
my misfortune and here's the update.

2930
02:20:19,560 --> 02:20:21,440
So yes, she did eventually come back.

2931
02:20:21,440 --> 02:20:23,920
The rest of the day went surprisingly well.

2932
02:20:23,920 --> 02:20:27,000
She actually ended up laughing it off and started making jokes about it.

2933
02:20:27,000 --> 02:20:29,480
When she came back, I said, I think I handled that well.

2934
02:20:29,480 --> 02:20:30,880
And she started laughing hard.

2935
02:20:30,880 --> 02:20:32,360
So I might have clutched it.

2936
02:20:32,360 --> 02:20:33,760
Good for him.

2937
02:20:33,760 --> 02:20:35,520
I felt like I was the one of those.

2938
02:20:35,520 --> 02:20:38,960
It was one of those times where laughter was the best medicine, you know, she was in the

2939
02:20:38,960 --> 02:20:41,480
bathroom for a long enough time for me to think about.

2940
02:20:41,480 --> 02:20:44,360
You probably called her fucking friend or some shit.

2941
02:20:44,360 --> 02:20:45,360
Exactly.

2942
02:20:45,360 --> 02:20:47,880
Uh, after that, I think she's a keeper.

2943
02:20:47,880 --> 02:20:49,720
So I'm going to ask her out again tomorrow.

2944
02:20:49,720 --> 02:20:50,720
So wish me luck.

2945
02:20:50,720 --> 02:20:53,160
She's like, she's lost your number.

2946
02:20:53,160 --> 02:20:54,760
Update update update to the update.

2947
02:20:54,760 --> 02:20:55,760
She never did.

2948
02:20:55,760 --> 02:20:56,760
All right.

2949
02:20:56,760 --> 02:20:58,760
Next one is by IRCSI.

2950
02:20:58,760 --> 02:21:04,520
I don't know what that's supposed to mean or if it's supposed to mean anything.

2951
02:21:04,520 --> 02:21:05,980
This person puts, Hey everyone.

2952
02:21:05,980 --> 02:21:08,600
So yesterday I woke up with some sore with a sore back.

2953
02:21:08,600 --> 02:21:09,600
This wasn't unusual.

2954
02:21:09,600 --> 02:21:15,000
And I casually mentioned it to my sister, which is a weird thing to casually mention.

2955
02:21:15,000 --> 02:21:16,000
What he mentioned?

2956
02:21:16,000 --> 02:21:18,360
My back is hurt.

2957
02:21:18,360 --> 02:21:21,840
Without asking for permission whatsoever, she jumped into action and started to massage

2958
02:21:21,840 --> 02:21:22,840
my back.

2959
02:21:22,840 --> 02:21:24,880
What the fuck is going on here?

2960
02:21:24,880 --> 02:21:27,480
Wait a minute.

2961
02:21:27,480 --> 02:21:31,520
What fucking Appalachia fucking porno are we about to watch?

2962
02:21:31,520 --> 02:21:35,920
At first, this felt nice, but she kept increasing the pressure and I started to feel a little

2963
02:21:35,920 --> 02:21:36,920
uncomfortable.

2964
02:21:36,920 --> 02:21:37,920
I said, Hey, that hurts a little.

2965
02:21:37,920 --> 02:21:39,880
Could you do it more gently?

2966
02:21:39,880 --> 02:21:42,440
Her reaction basically was a no.

2967
02:21:42,440 --> 02:21:43,440
A no?

2968
02:21:43,440 --> 02:21:44,440
It continued on.

2969
02:21:44,440 --> 02:21:47,600
I was like, all right, it's not like it hurts so bad.

2970
02:21:47,600 --> 02:21:48,600
So I'll let her continue.

2971
02:21:48,600 --> 02:21:49,600
Big mistake.

2972
02:21:49,600 --> 02:21:50,600
It cracks his back.

2973
02:21:50,600 --> 02:21:53,480
I woke up today feeling like I got hit by a car.

2974
02:21:53,480 --> 02:21:54,480
Jesus.

2975
02:21:54,480 --> 02:21:58,120
If I move my back cries out in protest in a language called pain.

2976
02:21:58,120 --> 02:21:59,600
Yeah, I know that pain.

2977
02:21:59,600 --> 02:22:00,920
I know that language well.

2978
02:22:00,920 --> 02:22:02,200
If I move, it hurts so much.

2979
02:22:02,200 --> 02:22:03,200
I want to cry.

2980
02:22:03,200 --> 02:22:07,200
And believe me, I don't cry from pain ever, but this is the worst pain I've ever felt.

2981
02:22:07,200 --> 02:22:08,200
Please don't say that, man.

2982
02:22:08,200 --> 02:22:09,200
You didn't.

2983
02:22:09,200 --> 02:22:10,200
Yeah, I don't cry from pain ever.

2984
02:22:10,200 --> 02:22:11,200
So you got hit by a fucking car.

2985
02:22:11,200 --> 02:22:12,200
You won't be like...

2986
02:22:12,200 --> 02:22:13,200
Just laugh it off.

2987
02:22:13,200 --> 02:22:17,200
Fuck, now I'm gonna laugh it off.

2988
02:22:17,200 --> 02:22:18,760
I had to take a painkiller to get up.

2989
02:22:18,760 --> 02:22:22,480
And now I'm thinking, is it possible that she caused a serious problem in my back?

2990
02:22:22,480 --> 02:22:23,480
Probably.

2991
02:22:23,480 --> 02:22:25,360
Did she majorly fuck up?

2992
02:22:25,360 --> 02:22:26,480
Probably.

2993
02:22:26,480 --> 02:22:28,560
And then the edit.

2994
02:22:28,560 --> 02:22:33,480
For all you, the funny dudes out there, I'm a gender fluid asexual person, so please don't

2995
02:22:33,480 --> 02:22:36,080
fantasize about me and my sister.

2996
02:22:36,080 --> 02:22:37,080
What?

2997
02:22:37,080 --> 02:22:38,080
Now I'm confused again.

2998
02:22:38,080 --> 02:22:39,080
That doesn't make no sense.

2999
02:22:39,080 --> 02:22:41,680
What's really weird is that he 21 and his sister 42.

3000
02:22:41,680 --> 02:22:42,680
21, 42.

3001
02:22:42,680 --> 02:22:45,680
Hey, they have their kid 21 years apart?

3002
02:22:45,680 --> 02:22:47,560
That doesn't make no damn sense.

3003
02:22:47,560 --> 02:22:48,560
That family's baggy.

3004
02:22:48,560 --> 02:22:51,640
It actually makes actual perfect sense.

3005
02:22:51,640 --> 02:22:54,320
Let me save.

3006
02:22:54,320 --> 02:22:55,320
What's her name?

3007
02:22:55,320 --> 02:22:56,320
Hold up.

3008
02:22:56,320 --> 02:22:57,320
There's two actresses.

3009
02:22:57,320 --> 02:22:58,320
Sisters.

3010
02:22:58,320 --> 02:22:59,320
Yeah.

3011
02:22:59,320 --> 02:23:00,320
Let me see.

3012
02:23:00,320 --> 02:23:01,320
Nope.

3013
02:23:01,320 --> 02:23:02,320
No history.

3014
02:23:02,320 --> 02:23:03,320
What's her fucking name?

3015
02:23:03,320 --> 02:23:04,320
Here's one.

3016
02:23:04,320 --> 02:23:05,320
Nope.

3017
02:23:05,320 --> 02:23:06,320
Wrong one.

3018
02:23:06,320 --> 02:23:07,320
Okay, you tell the story.

3019
02:23:07,320 --> 02:23:08,320
I'll look for...

3020
02:23:08,320 --> 02:23:09,320
Well, that was the end of it.

3021
02:23:09,320 --> 02:23:10,320
Oh, well, next one.

3022
02:23:10,320 --> 02:23:11,320
Next one is by DevilRudeBoy.

3023
02:23:11,320 --> 02:23:12,320
DevilRudeBoy.

3024
02:23:12,320 --> 02:23:13,320
Spurs and Pits.

3025
02:23:13,320 --> 02:23:14,320
Today, me and my sister, we're gonna be friends.

3026
02:23:14,320 --> 02:23:15,320
We're gonna be friends.

3027
02:23:15,320 --> 02:23:16,320
We're gonna be friends.

3028
02:23:16,320 --> 02:23:17,320
We're gonna be friends.

3029
02:23:17,320 --> 02:23:18,320
We're gonna be friends.

3030
02:23:18,320 --> 02:23:19,320
We're gonna be friends.

3031
02:23:19,320 --> 02:23:20,320
We're gonna be friends.

3032
02:23:20,320 --> 02:23:21,320
We're gonna be friends.

3033
02:23:21,320 --> 02:23:23,960
Today, me and some close family members went to the local lake.

3034
02:23:23,960 --> 02:23:28,400
Namely, an older cousin, two younger cousins, and two younger sisters.

3035
02:23:28,400 --> 02:23:32,880
Now, I cannot swim, so I was using a floatie so I didn't drown.

3036
02:23:32,880 --> 02:23:36,120
After we had been swimming for a while, I was feeling pretty confident, so I let my

3037
02:23:36,120 --> 02:23:42,360
youngest cousin take my floatie while me and my older, younger sister went to the deep

3038
02:23:42,360 --> 02:23:43,760
part of the lake.

3039
02:23:43,760 --> 02:23:46,680
We were still holding onto her floatie and I was starting to get a little nervous.

3040
02:23:46,680 --> 02:23:49,680
So I said, hey, this is way deeper than I thought.

3041
02:23:49,680 --> 02:23:51,640
Maybe we should turn around and back.

3042
02:23:51,640 --> 02:23:55,600
Apparently, she didn't hear me because no more than two seconds after I lost my grip,

3043
02:23:55,600 --> 02:23:57,600
plummeted into the water and started drowning.

3044
02:23:57,600 --> 02:24:01,720
I remember the first thing to do was to not panic, so I started to grab anything to pull

3045
02:24:01,720 --> 02:24:03,200
myself up on.

3046
02:24:03,200 --> 02:24:07,640
After about 15 to 30 seconds, I pulled myself up onto my cousin's floatie and started coughing.

3047
02:24:07,640 --> 02:24:10,240
I couldn't breathe for a couple of seconds, but it was fine.

3048
02:24:10,240 --> 02:24:11,240
Maybe a little traumatized though.

3049
02:24:11,240 --> 02:24:14,240
Yeah, I ended up drowning.

3050
02:24:14,240 --> 02:24:23,440
Yeah, so this actor's name, Tessa Formiga and her sister Vera Formiga, they're 21 years

3051
02:24:23,440 --> 02:24:24,440
apart in age.

3052
02:24:24,440 --> 02:24:25,440
Oh, really?

3053
02:24:25,440 --> 02:24:28,640
To such a degree that they started a movie together where the older one played the young

3054
02:24:28,640 --> 02:24:32,280
one's mother and she played the daughter.

3055
02:24:32,280 --> 02:24:34,460
Yeah.

3056
02:24:34,460 --> 02:24:35,460
So what happens in real life?

3057
02:24:35,460 --> 02:24:37,200
Parents just begin fucking banging.

3058
02:24:37,200 --> 02:24:40,080
God, 21 years apart, that's shit.

3059
02:24:40,080 --> 02:24:41,080
That's a big gap.

3060
02:24:41,080 --> 02:24:42,080
Yeah.

3061
02:24:42,080 --> 02:24:44,840
She was born in 73 and the other one was born in 94.

3062
02:24:44,840 --> 02:24:45,840
Fuck.

3063
02:24:45,840 --> 02:24:46,840
Yeah.

3064
02:24:46,840 --> 02:24:48,320
That is fucked up.

3065
02:24:48,320 --> 02:24:49,320
Not really.

3066
02:24:49,320 --> 02:24:51,960
I mean, parents, you know, it's their fucking family.

3067
02:24:51,960 --> 02:24:54,480
I know, but that's too big of an age gap.

3068
02:24:54,480 --> 02:24:55,480
Yeah.

3069
02:24:55,480 --> 02:24:58,760
Imagine raising a kid at 50.

3070
02:24:58,760 --> 02:25:01,720
But it's not her kid, is it?

3071
02:25:01,720 --> 02:25:04,640
I mean, she's 50 now.

3072
02:25:04,640 --> 02:25:07,560
So Formiga's 50, her sister is like 21 years younger.

3073
02:25:07,560 --> 02:25:09,200
No, I'm saying, but they're parents.

3074
02:25:09,200 --> 02:25:10,200
Oh, they're parents?

3075
02:25:10,200 --> 02:25:13,240
Yeah, imagine raising that baby at that large of an age.

3076
02:25:13,240 --> 02:25:16,240
I'm going to have a kid when I'm 75.

3077
02:25:16,240 --> 02:25:18,040
I'm going to go to the Robert De Niro Al Pacino site.

3078
02:25:18,040 --> 02:25:20,680
You know, they recently had children.

3079
02:25:20,680 --> 02:25:21,680
Which is, oh my God.

3080
02:25:21,680 --> 02:25:23,120
I'm going to do the same day.

3081
02:25:23,120 --> 02:25:25,760
Those kids are going to be born with defects.

3082
02:25:25,760 --> 02:25:26,760
I don't think so.

3083
02:25:26,760 --> 02:25:29,240
It's got that Vero Robert De Niro jeans.

3084
02:25:29,240 --> 02:25:31,960
That man was a boxer.

3085
02:25:31,960 --> 02:25:38,600
He was a middleweight level or a champion, not champion, but like elite caliber boxer.

3086
02:25:38,600 --> 02:25:40,640
The guy that trained him said so.

3087
02:25:40,640 --> 02:25:44,680
That Robert De Niro was actually like capable of boxing in real matches.

3088
02:25:44,680 --> 02:25:46,440
Very good boxing skills.

3089
02:25:46,440 --> 02:25:49,040
Maybe his son or daughter will inherit those.

3090
02:25:49,040 --> 02:25:54,160
Imagine, imagine fucking like, how old are they?

3091
02:25:54,160 --> 02:25:55,160
Like in their eighties?

3092
02:25:55,160 --> 02:25:56,160
They're fucking old.

3093
02:25:56,160 --> 02:25:58,120
I mean, I'm going to be a porn star when I'm 77.

3094
02:25:58,120 --> 02:26:08,200
So who's going to be ashamed of me at 77?

3095
02:26:08,200 --> 02:26:10,840
My aunts, my uncles, my...

3096
02:26:10,840 --> 02:26:12,760
I'm the oldest member of my family.

3097
02:26:12,760 --> 02:26:15,640
Time to get some dick down.

3098
02:26:15,640 --> 02:26:17,480
That's actually the perfect way to do it.

3099
02:26:17,480 --> 02:26:20,160
Like if you're worried about your family finding out you're a porn star, just wait until you're

3100
02:26:20,160 --> 02:26:21,160
92 years old.

3101
02:26:21,160 --> 02:26:22,160
It's not embarrassing.

3102
02:26:22,160 --> 02:26:23,160
Now they're all dead.

3103
02:26:23,160 --> 02:26:24,160
Not embarrassing.

3104
02:26:24,160 --> 02:26:25,160
Like only my kids are ashamed of me.

3105
02:26:25,160 --> 02:26:26,160
They've been ashamed since they were born, so.

3106
02:26:26,160 --> 02:26:27,160
It's fine.

3107
02:26:27,160 --> 02:26:28,160
I was dead whenever they were born.

3108
02:26:28,160 --> 02:26:29,160
Just fucking the one time killed me.

3109
02:26:29,160 --> 02:26:30,160
There's one guy, uh, he was a guy who was a guy who was a guy who was a guy who was

3110
02:26:30,160 --> 02:26:31,160
a guy who was a guy who was a guy who was a guy who was a guy who was a guy who was

3111
02:26:31,160 --> 02:26:38,920
a guy who was a guy who was a guy who was a guy who was a guy who was human.

3112
02:26:38,920 --> 02:26:41,920
And uh, People who develops control over me is basically my cage artists.

3113
02:26:41,920 --> 02:26:43,160
This is my partner.

3114
02:26:43,160 --> 02:26:47,680
Pull him in as I kill him in the paper.

3115
02:26:47,680 --> 02:26:49,940
And he's fighting right now.

3116
02:26:49,940 --> 02:26:50,660
That's how much I hate porn.

3117
02:26:50,660 --> 02:26:53,160
That's how much I hate porn.

3118
02:26:53,160 --> 02:26:56,360
Generally remove the

3119
02:26:56,360 --> 02:26:57,680
gangsters right now,

3120
02:26:57,680 --> 02:26:58,280
really.

3121
02:26:58,280 --> 02:26:59,560
Probably.

3122
02:26:59,560 --> 02:27:05,080
popularized as the women. Yeah. They're just like nobody like faith. They're just cocks basically.

3123
02:27:05,080 --> 02:27:11,960
I mean that's like no no blurred images. They're blurred images. That's what they are. But he

3124
02:27:11,960 --> 02:27:16,840
because of his age he gained such a popularity worldwide that like he's just like a fucking

3125
02:27:16,840 --> 02:27:21,560
megastar with his own series. Like he's 84 years old. I mean he did start at the perfect like

3126
02:27:21,560 --> 02:27:27,800
literally the age. That's what I'm thinking too like straight 69. 69. And uh so you can basically

3127
02:27:27,800 --> 02:27:34,760
do everything. You could be like a world-class uh like uh author or uh something like uh whatever

3128
02:27:34,760 --> 02:27:42,440
right and then when you retire just what's the matter now. That's hilarious. That's the way I

3129
02:27:42,440 --> 02:27:46,680
see it. Like when you're older like instead of retiring you know just be more sorry. I don't know

3130
02:27:46,680 --> 02:27:51,960
why. If you can still get it out. Yeah apparently he can. He could do it like uh without any uh

3131
02:27:51,960 --> 02:27:58,360
additives like because apparently when he all he all he eats for breakfast is uh rice covered in

3132
02:27:58,360 --> 02:28:06,760
like uh eggs. So he he just covers a uh the rice with like a uh raw egg. Yeah. That's a good idea.

3133
02:28:06,760 --> 02:28:12,280
But what kind of rice does he eat? White rice. Yeah they don't even brown rice there. In Japan?

3134
02:28:12,920 --> 02:28:16,520
No. Except for him. It's mostly white rice. So like which is funny because they always say white

3135
02:28:16,520 --> 02:28:20,200
rice is bad for you but then that's all Japanese people really eat. And they fucking live to be a

3136
02:28:20,200 --> 02:28:25,400
thousand. Exactly. There's another woman in Japan. I don't know or not Japan but she actually started

3137
02:28:25,400 --> 02:28:33,800
when she was 84 as a porn star. Do you want to be the one to bang that? Okay never mind I take that

3138
02:28:33,800 --> 02:28:38,920
back as you would. I don't know if that's the question. I know the answer to that already.

3139
02:28:39,800 --> 02:28:44,760
What can I say man? You keep yourself nice and disciplined in life right. Uh you don't have any

3140
02:28:44,760 --> 02:28:48,920
like uh you won't get canceled by doing something like obscene like all these people are being.

3141
02:28:48,920 --> 02:28:54,520
And then when you're old enough you need to be a porn star. You got problem solved. Why worry about

3142
02:28:54,520 --> 02:29:01,880
the retirement or the the pension? Exactly when you're just fucking needy. That and like uh you

3143
02:29:01,880 --> 02:29:04,920
know you gotta you gotta tell your wife like oh right honey like this is how it's gonna be.

3144
02:29:04,920 --> 02:29:10,120
While she gets a bunch of dick. If she wants to I guess. That or uh she can film everything that I

3145
02:29:10,120 --> 02:29:17,240
do. Perfect life. I got it all planned out. I'm gonna be an Abba. Be like that one. A AAA celebrity

3146
02:29:17,240 --> 02:29:26,440
world famous and then at 79. What was that uh character's name from uh uh uh was his name

3147
02:29:26,440 --> 02:29:33,480
Frey? Where you had the two tower things that where they killed Rob Stark. What was the old man's name

3148
02:29:33,480 --> 02:29:41,720
in that? Oh Walter Frey? Yeah yeah you've been Walter Frey. Yeah where you have like 600 kids

3149
02:29:41,720 --> 02:29:47,960
that dirty mother. I thought it would be you at the age of 70. That wasn't Walter Frey. Well he did

3150
02:29:47,960 --> 02:29:54,760
have that was that old guy outside of the uh the white walls. Like uh. No not him. I'm not thinking

3151
02:29:54,760 --> 02:29:58,680
of him. Oh not him? No I was thinking of the other one because he had the young uh. Oh the young wife?

3152
02:29:58,680 --> 02:30:02,200
Yeah. Because that guy the whatever his name was. I can't remember. The other one was where he was

3153
02:30:02,200 --> 02:30:06,440
fucking his own daughters. Yeah I was like wait a minute. That's why I didn't choose him. You

3154
02:30:06,440 --> 02:30:15,720
what you're old damn old man Walter Frey. Uh next one is by uh Maiden's Man. Maiden's Man? Yeah

3155
02:30:15,720 --> 02:30:20,600
because we put an eight in their name. Oh this person puts last night my wife wanted to watch

3156
02:30:20,600 --> 02:30:25,080
fireworks from our neighborhood pool party since the trees in the houses on the street obscured

3157
02:30:25,080 --> 02:30:29,800
our view. We ended up being the last ones there and when we decided to leave we couldn't get out

3158
02:30:29,800 --> 02:30:35,080
since the pool gate automatically locks at 9 p.m. And it was just a couple of minutes after. We

3159
02:30:35,080 --> 02:30:39,960
swiped our pass card multiple times and since I'm a board member on the HOA I have a key to the club

3160
02:30:39,960 --> 02:30:47,720
house or so I thought. The HOA. I know. Uh. You deserve to be locked in there. The door knob was

3161
02:30:47,720 --> 02:30:51,560
unlocked but the keys wouldn't work on the deadbolt so I called my neighbor to have them go through

3162
02:30:51,560 --> 02:30:56,440
the front door and let us in but eventually the locks had been changed or evidently sorry.

3163
02:30:57,240 --> 02:31:00,840
I ended up climbing over the seven foot tall fence and going home to get a ladder to get my

3164
02:31:00,840 --> 02:31:06,920
wife over the gate. Fortunately I didn't aggravate my arthritic knee going over the fence but it

3165
02:31:06,920 --> 02:31:12,040
has been several years since we've been in the pool and I didn't know a nine o'clock gate

3166
02:31:12,040 --> 02:31:16,440
automatically locking. Got you like uh fix the rules like from now on the gates have to be open

3167
02:31:16,440 --> 02:31:20,920
for all staff. It'll be something stupid. Yeah like they always try to fix stuff for their

3168
02:31:20,920 --> 02:31:25,720
fucking problems. Make your life fucking harder. Yep. Next one is by yeah boy.

3169
02:31:25,720 --> 02:31:35,160
Six seven seven. Wow. I know with the old scream mask and stuff remember that. You gotta grab my

3170
02:31:35,160 --> 02:31:43,560
little hand. That's my strong one. This person puts. So this happened back a while back while

3171
02:31:43,560 --> 02:31:49,000
I was outside. I was on the walk back home and I saw what I thought was a dog and the woman's lap

3172
02:31:49,000 --> 02:31:54,520
on a bench as she looked like she was petting it. I usually am very friendly with dogs. I know I'm

3173
02:31:54,520 --> 02:32:00,280
weird but I never touch people's dogs without their permission and I came up to the dog. I had to walk

3174
02:32:00,280 --> 02:32:07,320
by that bench anyways. As I walked by I said oh you're such a cutie and such a sweet voice people

3175
02:32:07,320 --> 02:32:13,880
usually talk to pets right? Yeah. The woman looked at me like I was insane. Excuse me the woman asked.

3176
02:32:13,880 --> 02:32:17,560
I looked closer and realized that the dog that she had on her was just a brown purse.

3177
02:32:17,560 --> 02:32:25,880
Huh. He said you're such a cutie. He just like knocks her out out of sheer embarrassment and runs away.

3178
02:32:26,680 --> 02:32:31,800
I profusely apologized and I was horrified and just walked by going home. She's like excuse me

3179
02:32:31,800 --> 02:32:36,440
that's my pubic hair sir and he's like what? My mother is right I guess I should wear my glasses

3180
02:32:36,440 --> 02:32:45,320
more often. It's like oh dude. Next one is by Mr. Youngston. This person puts. This actually happened

3181
02:32:45,320 --> 02:32:50,840
about three hours ago. Earlier this week there was a wasp in the house that just happened to land on

3182
02:32:50,840 --> 02:32:56,520
a cup on the windowsill. My husband used some Lysol disinfectant cleaner spray to kill it in the cup.

3183
02:32:57,240 --> 02:33:03,560
This cup is habitually my water cup for many morning meds. Needless to say we left it there

3184
02:33:03,560 --> 02:33:07,640
for a few days with intentions to take care of it and I used a different cup to take my meds. This

3185
02:33:07,640 --> 02:33:13,160
morning in my haze I filled my usual cup with water and immediately swallowed down my pills.

3186
02:33:13,160 --> 02:33:17,960
Immediately my mouth and stomach were burning. At the moment my soul left my body. I realized that

3187
02:33:17,960 --> 02:33:23,000
I just took a shot of Lysol cleaner with a wasp in it. Damn. I tried to make myself puke but I

3188
02:33:23,000 --> 02:33:27,240
couldn't. When you're trying to drink it when you drink this scorpion at the end of the bottle.

3189
02:33:28,520 --> 02:33:35,160
The kicker is that less than two weeks ago I got that esphagal dilation resulting in a small tear

3190
02:33:35,160 --> 02:33:41,320
in my esophagus. Jesus that fucking stinger just cut her all the way down huh? Gagging on the damn

3191
02:33:41,320 --> 02:33:49,080
stinger. Let's see here. Next one. That shot like a champ though. I know. I thought it was pills

3192
02:33:49,080 --> 02:33:54,680
going down. It's like oh it's a lumpy ass pill. Those horse pills that people take. Yeah.

3193
02:33:55,640 --> 02:34:04,760
Next one is by AnyTask7788. Let's see here. It happened in 2008. I don't know. I'm sorry.

3194
02:34:04,760 --> 02:34:11,560
I think about being a poor star in 77. The pizza man's here. Don't speak. I got you.

3195
02:34:13,240 --> 02:34:18,040
Like imagine like in the context of the movie the show the whatever video you're watching right?

3196
02:34:18,040 --> 02:34:22,040
Yeah. The poor man the pizza guy's usually like a young teenager. Like I said you

3197
02:34:22,040 --> 02:34:27,560
might have to retire because the crippling debt the economy has forced it to keep up.

3198
02:34:27,560 --> 02:34:32,920
I thought you were gonna go with the 88 part. I think 88 years old. Yeah. Whatever age but

3199
02:34:32,920 --> 02:34:37,320
imagine putting an older man in the context of like those like imagine him being a cashier.

3200
02:34:38,200 --> 02:34:43,560
80. The order would be really funny as if he was delivering it to an old person's home.

3201
02:34:44,600 --> 02:34:49,720
You got your piece. Got your piece around here baby. Fucking dick just fucking flaying.

3202
02:34:49,720 --> 02:34:55,800
She just falls over. Oh man. That's fine to me. Like having an older person in a porno do the

3203
02:34:56,440 --> 02:35:02,600
task that would have been for the teenager or the teenage boy I guess in the video. Like the

3204
02:35:02,600 --> 02:35:08,120
MILF is like 45. You're like 88 years old. It's called the wrong place. And like they but they

3205
02:35:08,120 --> 02:35:12,280
still like in the context of the series they still act like it's like it's like hey young man like

3206
02:35:12,280 --> 02:35:20,200
you doing man? It's alright. Fucking hilarious. You got a fucking baseball cap sideways. Banging

3207
02:35:20,200 --> 02:35:26,200
pants. Just all this. Pizza right. You got a fucking t-shirt with like a wah.

3208
02:35:26,200 --> 02:35:31,880
Wah. Looking about that is fucking just driving me crazy in my head right now.

3209
02:35:32,840 --> 02:35:37,240
Do that as a skit where you get an old person to play it. Oh man or I'll just play it when I

3210
02:35:37,240 --> 02:35:42,680
go and become an old man. You just want to do the full actual video. Hell yeah. It's like

3211
02:35:44,120 --> 02:35:47,000
I'm here to work your plumbing man. And she's like 22.

3212
02:35:47,000 --> 02:35:57,640
Uh alright uh let's see here. I didn't know uh where else to put it but my family constantly

3213
02:35:57,640 --> 02:36:02,760
brings it up at family gatherings and I think it's hilarious so enjoy the ride. Oh god. Nothing

3214
02:36:02,760 --> 02:36:09,960
like the biting of your soul. You can be like the president of the United States but if you go to

3215
02:36:09,960 --> 02:36:18,200
your family they just fucking tear you to fucking pieces. Worse than anybody. Look who it is. It

3216
02:36:18,200 --> 02:36:21,240
ain't the fuck. Remember that time you fucking pants dropped in front of the whole class? Your

3217
02:36:21,240 --> 02:36:30,760
dick whipped out. It's like the Secret Service like. Okay giggling in the back. So whenever I

3218
02:36:30,760 --> 02:36:33,640
was about. Remember that time your dad caught you sticking your dick in them doughnuts.

3219
02:36:33,640 --> 02:36:41,240
But you keep that shit to yourself you ass. So whatever I was about for my family had gotten

3220
02:36:41,240 --> 02:36:47,080
together for my grandma's birthday. It was my family my uncle and his family and my aunt and

3221
02:36:47,080 --> 02:36:51,880
her family. We were at a restaurant and I decided to go to the bathroom. My dad told my cousin who

3222
02:36:51,880 --> 02:36:56,920
wasn't more than eight at the time to take me. We got to the bathroom. I forget how old is he.

3223
02:36:56,920 --> 02:37:02,840
Four. Like 45. Four. Eight. 45 years old. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Forty-four. Five year old

3224
02:37:02,840 --> 02:37:09,400
cousin of the bathroom. I can go my own dad. 45 years old. When we got to the bathroom my cousin

3225
02:37:09,400 --> 02:37:13,800
decided to stand outside and wait for me. At the time I thought I had to pee but I was very wrong.

3226
02:37:13,800 --> 02:37:19,960
I had to take a fucking sleep and shit. So I walked up to the urinal and pulled my pants down around

3227
02:37:19,960 --> 02:37:24,280
my ankles as most four-year-olds would do and started peeing. What are you butters? What the fuck

3228
02:37:24,280 --> 02:37:28,920
are you talking about? Turns out I pushed a little too hard and pooped onto the floor. I didn't think

3229
02:37:28,920 --> 02:37:34,840
anything of it so I decided to move it to the next move to the next urinal. What I didn't expect was

3230
02:37:34,840 --> 02:37:40,200
that I still was pooping as I was walking leaving bread crumbs and shit to leave back to my home.

3231
02:37:41,800 --> 02:37:48,600
Whenever I realized this I decided I needed to go to a stall. So with my pants still around my ankles

3232
02:37:48,600 --> 02:37:53,320
still pooping as I walked I made my way to the first stall. Whenever I got in the stall I decided

3233
02:37:53,320 --> 02:37:56,920
I should go to the second stall for some reason so I walked out of that stall and walked into the

3234
02:37:56,920 --> 02:38:02,040
second stall. How much shit does this kid have left? Continuing to shit everywhere. How much shit does this kid have left?

3235
02:38:03,080 --> 02:38:08,920
Don't bow. He's like you're leaving a fucking mile long fucking trail. Once I made it to the last stall I sat down

3236
02:38:08,920 --> 02:38:15,240
and didn't need to poop anymore. I bet you didn't. I shit it all out. My cousin walked in to see that

3237
02:38:15,240 --> 02:38:19,640
it was thinking so long. He walked into the fucking horror and was like uh uh.

3238
02:38:19,640 --> 02:38:25,240
I bet he was walking in on that. I saw the horror so I went uh.

3239
02:38:29,880 --> 02:38:36,520
He walked out to get my dad when he got my uh when he got my uh when he got my the table.

3240
02:38:37,320 --> 02:38:41,240
I guess when he got to the table it's like right I think this is what this is. That's why it's like

3241
02:38:41,240 --> 02:38:48,920
am I fucking hilarious or what? He was white as a ghost. He looked at my dad and with a scared face

3242
02:38:48,920 --> 02:38:56,280
he said uncle shit something bad. He's shitting everyone. My dad and uncle hear this and think I

3243
02:38:56,280 --> 02:39:00,840
died or something so they run up to the bathroom and when they opened the door they saw me and the

3244
02:39:00,840 --> 02:39:07,080
mess I had made. My dad turned to my uncle and told uh told him to tell my mom to go get the uh

3245
02:39:07,640 --> 02:39:13,080
to get the target down the road. Go to the target apparently. Down the road and buy all the clothes.

3246
02:39:13,080 --> 02:39:20,600
Buy everything. It's a fucking hat. My dad was trying to clean me up and my mom was a

3247
02:39:21,240 --> 02:39:25,400
was at Goodwill trying to figure out what happened because nobody had told her anything.

3248
02:39:25,400 --> 02:39:29,480
Goodwill or Target? She was at Goodwill and he told her to go to Target.

3249
02:39:29,480 --> 02:39:33,000
Oh well he just gets them clothes at Goodwill because they don't want to.

3250
02:39:34,440 --> 02:39:41,000
I know I'm just saying. She called my dad to see if they could save the shoes or anything.

3251
02:39:41,000 --> 02:39:46,920
It's all no we can't save nothing. My dad said no. God. Yeah we could throw everything away.

3252
02:39:47,640 --> 02:39:52,760
My mom wrote about the fucking shirt at least. My mom realized what had happened and busted out

3253
02:39:52,760 --> 02:39:57,320
laughing and couldn't stop for about five minutes. Back in the restaurant bathroom because this is

3254
02:39:57,320 --> 02:40:04,120
another rich child. Yeah I remember. My dad was trying to clean me up as uh as these uh two kids

3255
02:40:04,120 --> 02:40:11,000
walked in and looked around and with a shocked face they said who nuked you everywhere. Yeah okay. They fucking did.

3256
02:40:12,360 --> 02:40:19,160
My dad the hero that he was looked at them he said I did. They're like no that's a child's shit.

3257
02:40:19,160 --> 02:40:23,560
You ain't no child. They turned into a fucking detective. It turned out to be Sherlock Holmes.

3258
02:40:26,520 --> 02:40:31,880
So my mom got the clothes. We threw mine away and left and I never uh never have been back to that

3259
02:40:31,880 --> 02:40:39,400
restaurant or their chain. Who the fuck is the staff at? Oh my god. How how the nerd.

3260
02:40:40,680 --> 02:40:44,520
Oh hell no. You know that you know that's one of those lore stories from the restaurant because

3261
02:40:44,520 --> 02:40:49,640
they have every business has stored them has their own lore. So that's what remember that day that

3262
02:40:49,640 --> 02:40:55,560
was you remember the shit day. I won't say which part of the story that I worked at at one point but

3263
02:40:55,560 --> 02:40:59,720
there was a dude that was uh handicapped. He came in in a wheelchair and everything he's like where's

3264
02:40:59,720 --> 02:41:05,160
the bathroom man. One of those like mobile ones he goes to the restroom right.

3265
02:41:08,120 --> 02:41:12,120
The commercial manager goes back there and he's like because he just had to use the restroom.

3266
02:41:12,120 --> 02:41:15,640
He goes back there he's like there's shit everywhere.

3267
02:41:20,920 --> 02:41:25,480
The fucking calm stoic face of a man that has seen it all just calmly walks up to the counter

3268
02:41:25,480 --> 02:41:30,200
shit everywhere. He told the manager which was a woman he's like you're gonna have to clean that

3269
02:41:30,200 --> 02:41:35,880
up I can't go in there. I ain't cleaning up shit. Well apparently there was uh spots on the wall

3270
02:41:36,440 --> 02:41:42,040
where he had touched the wall with shit hands. What to get himself off the fucking toilet? What

3271
02:41:42,040 --> 02:41:48,680
the fuck did he not wipe his hands for? And the shit was on the underside. Okay you don't say that

3272
02:41:48,680 --> 02:41:54,200
story yeah. Like stuck to the bottom. Like how the fuck did he. And exploded with such force. Oh he just

3273
02:41:54,200 --> 02:41:59,400
fucking stuck to the bottom. Jesus man. There was nothing in the water it was on the underside of

3274
02:41:59,400 --> 02:42:07,160
the lid. Weird. Don't they have like uh colostomy bags and stuff like when they're handicapped or?

3275
02:42:07,160 --> 02:42:12,760
I don't think this dude was that kind of a handicap though. Oh was he just one of those like uh

3276
02:42:13,720 --> 02:42:19,800
weight handicap? I am probably yeah. Just walk around a little bitty baby all right. Yeah or he

3277
02:42:19,800 --> 02:42:24,920
may have lost his foot because of the weight and diabetes. Oh god it's depressing. Yeah one of them

3278
02:42:24,920 --> 02:42:30,040
though. Shit on the walls there and she walked in there she's like oh my god that's all you hear

3279
02:42:30,040 --> 02:42:35,640
from the back. She spent three hours cleaning that bathroom. Yeah two and a half of them were

3280
02:42:35,640 --> 02:42:42,920
just fucking getting the fucking. Like she walks to the back right and she goes back in a full

3281
02:42:42,920 --> 02:42:50,520
hazmat suit. I know I fucking would. Well we had them. I want like a full fucking hazmat suit. Dude

3282
02:42:50,520 --> 02:42:55,240
we'll come in there she comes back with a fucking thousand yard stare. Like the fucking world war

3283
02:42:55,240 --> 02:42:59,400
one soldiers after a mortar strike. Well she comes back up there when she after she got done she

3284
02:42:59,400 --> 02:43:05,320
asked him she said why couldn't you have done this? She's like you have more like experience cleaning

3285
02:43:05,320 --> 02:43:09,560
stuff and he's like yeah but you've cleaned multiple babies diapers and she looked at her

3286
02:43:09,560 --> 02:43:12,920
and she's like you got two kids what the fuck are you talking about? What a lazy motherfucker.

3287
02:43:13,960 --> 02:43:19,400
Apparently they were changing the diaper either. Well you have to you're a father. Barely not.

3288
02:43:19,400 --> 02:43:26,040
Pathetic motherfucker. Reminds me of a story of this guy. It was it's always a it was it's always

3289
02:43:26,040 --> 02:43:32,200
like a still on TikTok and it's this guy just standing there like he's just sitting there

3290
02:43:32,200 --> 02:43:36,520
talking in front of a camera and it turns out that he's telling the story of like the biggest

3291
02:43:36,520 --> 02:43:42,600
shit he's ever seen at Target and then when you when you you swipe the the the thing the comments

3292
02:43:42,600 --> 02:43:50,120
it says like I've seen I've seen less uh scared eyes uh of a person describing a murder so apparently

3293
02:43:50,120 --> 02:43:56,120
the shit this man saw at Target has scarred him for fucking life like just like I've seen less fear

3294
02:43:57,320 --> 02:44:03,720
from people talking about him. He's like PTSD. Yeah like that line is perfect I've seen less fear in the eyes of

3295
02:44:03,720 --> 02:44:09,160
people that have seen a murder opposed to this guy talking about I really want to find the video on

3296
02:44:09,160 --> 02:44:13,720
YouTube this guy describing the Target shit that ruined his fucking life or something. If you find

3297
02:44:13,720 --> 02:44:18,360
it send it to me and I'll add it into this video. I'll try but I don't think I get I don't know what

3298
02:44:18,360 --> 02:44:23,240
the name is under at all it never it never tells me under the comments but I'd love the light of

3299
02:44:23,240 --> 02:44:29,880
like I've seen less fear. I'll see if I can find it though because I'll definitely add it to this video

3300
02:44:29,880 --> 02:44:37,560
with the whole like speech that he gives. It was a it was a dark simple Saturday afternoon

3301
02:44:38,520 --> 02:44:42,040
you think the worst stuff happens on a dark cold night but actually happens on a sunny

3302
02:44:42,040 --> 02:44:44,600
bright day that's what makes him so dark.

3303
02:44:47,320 --> 02:44:53,320
All right next one is by strangebug4146 this person puts for some context my girlfriend

3304
02:44:53,320 --> 02:44:58,040
decided that she wants to become a nail stylist possibly as a career and me being the loving

3305
02:44:58,040 --> 02:45:02,520
boyfriend I decided sure you can paint my nails if you want. I beat the shit out of him.

3306
02:45:04,200 --> 02:45:09,560
Like you just turned them all into the worst fucking. She only did my thumb and that was

3307
02:45:10,680 --> 02:45:16,280
that let's see she only did my thumb and that was that of the fingernail painting.

3308
02:45:17,560 --> 02:45:21,160
Oh that was that like that was that of the fingernail painting we're done.

3309
02:45:21,160 --> 02:45:27,320
Well today I decided I wanted to get it off and decided hmm acetone does a really good job

3310
02:45:28,520 --> 02:45:34,040
and well it does do good for one thing I grabbed my I grabbed a little plastic cup in the bathroom

3311
02:45:34,040 --> 02:45:39,480
the ones for mouthwash and poured some in and went and sat down with my thumb to soak in the acetone.

3312
02:45:40,440 --> 02:45:45,480
Do you see where this is going so there I'm sitting on the couch cupping my lap with my

3313
02:45:45,480 --> 02:45:51,880
thumb in the cup playing on my phone waiting for the acetone to do its trick and then I feel it

3314
02:45:51,880 --> 02:45:59,000
a nice cool breeze on my manhood and then the fire from hell a pain that only the devil himself

3315
02:45:59,000 --> 02:46:04,520
could come up with thankfully it went away after five minutes but um yeah don't put acetone in

3316
02:46:04,520 --> 02:46:09,960
plastic and do and if you do don't put it near your junk. Jesus. Basically the acetone melted

3317
02:46:09,960 --> 02:46:17,800
through the cup. Ouch. Damn. Poor guy. Dipshit. That's stupid. You know what acetone can do

3318
02:46:17,800 --> 02:46:23,880
and you put it in a plastic one of the weakest walled plastic cups you can find. Oh my goodness.

3319
02:46:25,320 --> 02:46:31,720
Uh let's see try to find a decent one here.

3320
02:46:31,720 --> 02:46:44,840
Okay uh let's see this one is by Chris Thomas. This person puts uh we are now at hour 14. I can

3321
02:46:44,840 --> 02:46:52,120
say that this would have sucked in any situation. I am sick. Confirming cancer diagnosis by trying

3322
02:46:52,120 --> 02:46:58,280
to find the location of what is killing me. Drop 60 pounds in two weeks. I'm a myriad of other

3323
02:46:58,280 --> 02:47:08,360
symptoms that could be a new thing or my uh V VEDs or my POTS or what I apparently these are medical

3324
02:47:08,360 --> 02:47:12,600
conditions I don't know. Damn. So the next cancer location to rule out is my bowels.

3325
02:47:13,320 --> 02:47:19,640
I call an oscoby for those who have not enjoyed this treat. As it uh as it has been through this

3326
02:47:19,640 --> 02:47:25,160
whole experience I have to hurry the fuck up so I can't wait for any more testing. The lack of

3327
02:47:25,160 --> 02:47:30,280
urgency sound surrounding my condition is frightening but I digress. Last week my skeletal

3328
02:47:30,280 --> 02:47:36,040
frame was at 97 pounds. I ballooned up so badly that I looked more pregnant than uh

3329
02:47:37,240 --> 02:47:43,160
more pregnant than whenever I actually have been pregnant. I went with uh went from gaunt to delivery

3330
02:47:43,160 --> 02:47:49,720
room. A quick message to my doctor told me that this is not concerning and to try a gentle

3331
02:47:49,720 --> 02:47:56,280
stimulative laxative. Uh they were already calling in golatil a half gallon of pure

3332
02:47:56,280 --> 02:48:01,720
hell-inducing liquid you are expected to drain the day before colonoscopy to the pharmacy

3333
02:48:01,720 --> 02:48:08,040
and I still needed to do that but my procedure wasn't until the seventh of the july 28th. Uh

3334
02:48:09,240 --> 02:48:17,400
okay whatever. Uh so I should try uh docalax in the meantime. 15 milligrams full adult dose.

3335
02:48:17,400 --> 02:48:25,480
That asshole my asshole. Now the box says trust docalax tablets to relieve constipation in six

3336
02:48:25,480 --> 02:48:34,680
to 12 hours. I read this. 12 hours. I read that shit now. I read that as hey we are so sorry that

3337
02:48:34,680 --> 02:48:39,880
you're bloated and full of nauseous gases and unable to find any relief and no less than six

3338
02:48:39,880 --> 02:48:45,640
but no more than 12 hours you are going to have an obnoxious foul-smelling BM that will end this

3339
02:48:45,640 --> 02:48:53,320
tyranny. Like so she just shit the fucking miles of hell. I can cheerfully say that I have never

3340
02:48:53,320 --> 02:49:00,200
been more wrong in my life. I took those pills at 7 p.m. last night around 11 p.m. bedtime. I was a

3341
02:49:00,200 --> 02:49:05,960
little disappointed that I was still a grouchy and fit to birth swamp witch with a poop tumor.

3342
02:49:07,400 --> 02:49:13,720
Those were the glory days my friends. I should have known I was in the uh I was in the good days

3343
02:49:13,720 --> 02:49:19,880
and reveled in my innocence. Around midnight it hit. Around 4 a.m. I crawled out of the bathroom

3344
02:49:19,880 --> 02:49:26,920
to grab a drink because I was so dehydrated. My pots I don't know what that stands for. When the

3345
02:49:26,920 --> 02:49:33,640
fucking uh power went out of my house taking a shit. Oh it's a hot boy. Like a fucking hot box.

3346
02:49:34,440 --> 02:49:41,880
Just sweat like a soaked in sweat. As you know I take a shit butt ass naked so. Arms sticking

3347
02:49:41,880 --> 02:49:49,240
to every fuck. Oh man my tennies are fucking melted. It was so fucking. And then you stick to the toilet.

3348
02:49:49,240 --> 02:49:54,520
There's nothing worse than laying on down on a bed when you're covered in sweat and just like the

3349
02:49:54,520 --> 02:50:04,760
fucking just the the runginess of it. Your body just feels disgusting. I didn't even want to sleep

3350
02:50:04,760 --> 02:50:09,400
on my actual mattress. I put the the the comforter over it and I slept on that because I can watch

3351
02:50:09,400 --> 02:50:14,200
that easier than the mattress. Yeah you don't want to put five gallons of sweat into your mattress.

3352
02:50:14,200 --> 02:50:18,760
And I fucking woke up uh man I woke up at six. I felt like it was midnight after the power went out.

3353
02:50:18,760 --> 02:50:24,600
Well but woke up at six a.m. because I had to work at nine and I was just like fucking in just sweat.

3354
02:50:24,600 --> 02:50:29,720
I'm just like man it's a hot. And the fans know nothing. Know nothing. I hate that my co-workers

3355
02:50:29,720 --> 02:50:33,320
were like why don't you get a couple fans around your house. Like you're a fucking genius. And where

3356
02:50:33,320 --> 02:50:39,480
should I fucking plug these fans into. Where's the fucking location that they'll fucking work on. They're

3357
02:50:39,480 --> 02:50:45,880
battery operated. So yeah my power went out at 10 like 10 45 at night. I remember because I saw the

3358
02:50:45,880 --> 02:50:54,520
green light blow up. And then they came back at 5 p.m. Wednesday. So from 10 45 Tuesday to 5 p.m.

3359
02:50:54,520 --> 02:50:59,560
Wednesday. So when I got home at two o'clock I was like man it is still hot. I was trying to lay down

3360
02:50:59,560 --> 02:51:04,200
and take a nap because I didn't sleep all the night before. But like you're just fucking just

3361
02:51:04,200 --> 02:51:09,400
hot fucking wet. And like you're like you know when you breathe through a blanket. Yeah. You get that

3362
02:51:09,400 --> 02:51:13,960
hot fucking breath. That was like that in just regular air. I'm just like man I guess I just

3363
02:51:13,960 --> 02:51:19,000
died here today. But I tell you like when that fucking power came back on I turned on this

3364
02:51:19,000 --> 02:51:26,520
fucking wall fan back here. Oh lord. It's like. It's like there is a god. I took a shower. I did

3365
02:51:26,520 --> 02:51:35,960
everything. Didn't sweat when you got out. Nice. It's nice to have electricity. All right. Around

3366
02:51:35,960 --> 02:51:39,880
7 a.m. the dogs let me know that they needed to use the restroom and I needed to take them out at

3367
02:51:39,880 --> 02:51:45,240
post-ace. Hurricane Boraccio has finally passed. Well the full effects of the storm have petered

3368
02:51:45,240 --> 02:51:51,000
out and now just dealing with scattered storms. There's no moral. There's no life lesson. Just be

3369
02:51:51,000 --> 02:51:56,280
grateful for any sleep you got last night and thankful for your asshole. It does a lot for you

3370
02:51:56,280 --> 02:52:02,200
and deserves respect and gratitude. Jesus. So she's got cancer now. I think so. I can't tell.

3371
02:52:02,200 --> 02:52:07,560
Man that sucks. Just your body just keeps declining no matter what you do. Yeah. Oh man.

3372
02:52:08,360 --> 02:52:15,480
Yeah. I'm glad that ain't me. It's a rough way to go. Next one is by anonymous.

3373
02:52:16,600 --> 02:52:22,200
I'm not a moose. So like you say I'm not a moose. Yeah. Instead of anonymous. Anonymous. I'm not a

3374
02:52:22,200 --> 02:52:29,000
moose. First and first. Today I fucked up by trying to eat low calorie foods in order to lose weight.

3375
02:52:29,000 --> 02:52:35,720
Lately I have had a hankering for bean and cheese burritos. So I got some no fat beans and their

3376
02:52:35,720 --> 02:52:42,760
mission low carb tortillas that are like ridiculously low calorie. So since then I we are really low

3377
02:52:42,760 --> 02:52:48,920
calorie. I decided to have four of them since they're smaller. Made four mini burritos and they

3378
02:52:48,920 --> 02:52:52,440
were very tasty and I honestly didn't even notice any difference between these and the normal

3379
02:52:52,440 --> 02:52:56,760
tortillas. You want to hear something funny? If you go to a regular like Walmart like you'll find

3380
02:52:56,760 --> 02:53:01,080
the tortillas in the bread section. Yes. But there'll be like a small section and then a bunch of

3381
02:53:01,080 --> 02:53:06,440
bread. Yeah. You go to the Mexican restaurant or supermarket and you'll find like half of the

3382
02:53:07,160 --> 02:53:13,160
aisle would be tortillas and the other half would be. And it won't be regular bread either. It'd be

3383
02:53:13,160 --> 02:53:19,240
like milk bread. It'd be like fucking like butter bread like the or be like Bon Bimbo. It's always

3384
02:53:19,240 --> 02:53:26,360
the Bimbo brand. It's always Bimbo. We call it Bon Bimbo. Bon Bimbo. Did you know they took over

3385
02:53:26,360 --> 02:53:32,360
the bread company Rainbow? Did they? Yeah. The one that used to exist like 10 years ago. I'm trying

3386
02:53:32,360 --> 02:53:36,920
to learn how to make a chicken wrap so I can start eating healthy and I don't know how to cook

3387
02:53:36,920 --> 02:53:40,920
anything because I don't know. I don't know. Like I tried to make it once right and I made this

3388
02:53:40,920 --> 02:53:47,400
fucking fat disgusting ass like too much chicken too much too much. You know like the perfect

3389
02:53:47,400 --> 02:53:51,560
portion. Yeah. To make a healthy like they have chicken wraps at Walmart. Yeah. Like I want to

3390
02:53:51,560 --> 02:53:57,560
make my own because they're cheaper instead of paying like fucking six dollars. Like you know

3391
02:53:57,560 --> 02:54:01,640
I can put healthier stuff in it like more lettuce with some tomatoes because the chicken wraps at

3392
02:54:01,640 --> 02:54:07,240
Walmart are just basically like the wrap the chicken and like one slice of like it'll be like

3393
02:54:07,240 --> 02:54:13,240
the the seasoning be like you know spicy mustard and then like a little like a little like wrap of

3394
02:54:13,240 --> 02:54:18,680
lettuce. That's about it. Yeah. I want to make like you know lettuce tomato maybe thousand dollar

3395
02:54:18,680 --> 02:54:21,960
dressing would be my actual like flavor. I know it's not healthy but it's been like my actual

3396
02:54:21,960 --> 02:54:28,440
seasoning or my actual sauce. Yeah. Chicken and like you know just but like how do I fucking make

3397
02:54:28,440 --> 02:54:33,880
a damn chicken wrap without fucking making it fat in the middle or like the perfect proportion. That's

3398
02:54:33,880 --> 02:54:38,040
what I'm trying to figure out. I'll have to show you how to make one. That'd be great. Plus I gotta

3399
02:54:38,040 --> 02:54:43,400
learn how to cook a fucking chicken. That's easy. I can't do shit. I know I can tell. I fucking eat

3400
02:54:43,400 --> 02:54:51,400
eggs raw with the with the shell. Like a snake just dolphin down. Let it break in your stomach.

3401
02:54:52,440 --> 02:54:55,080
Just fucking it's just a lump in my fucking throat going down.

3402
02:54:57,080 --> 02:55:00,760
If I can cook the chicken and then get the right proportions of lettuce and tomatoes

3403
02:55:00,760 --> 02:55:06,120
on the on the right fucking wrap I'll be eating that every single day until I'm fucking 130 pounds

3404
02:55:06,120 --> 02:55:13,880
of fucking lean cock. Oh man if I was if I could do that if I could at least cook that every single

3405
02:55:13,880 --> 02:55:19,560
because I'm gonna I have like almost like a little bit of ADD where I could eat the same thing 999

3406
02:55:19,560 --> 02:55:25,800
times every day because like it's it's like it's be perfectly healthy. But if I can do that I just

3407
02:55:25,800 --> 02:55:30,200
cook something for myself every day because in the morning I have an egg sandwich healthy. At night I

3408
02:55:30,200 --> 02:55:34,040
can eat an apple with some peanut butter healthy. And then in the middle be my chicken wrap.

3409
02:55:35,640 --> 02:55:40,040
Like I lick the whole edge of it the whole length of it every before I eat it.

3410
02:55:41,160 --> 02:55:47,400
Eat that bitch whole. But if I start doing my own chicken wraps every day oh man I'd be 130 pounds.

3411
02:55:47,400 --> 02:55:53,960
My dick would be fucking massive. Like you get like an inch of like half an inch of every 10-20

3412
02:55:53,960 --> 02:56:00,120
pounds. So I'd be like 100 I'd be like 97 pounds. With 40 you just go to the skeleton. Just like all

3413
02:56:00,120 --> 02:56:07,640
car mall cock now. And I don't have the energy to move. Back when I was in shape right my my erection

3414
02:56:07,640 --> 02:56:11,480
could reach my belly button. I can't do it now. You barely reach outside of the fat.

3415
02:56:14,040 --> 02:56:21,400
Go back to that lean body. And now everybody has information. When your belly button when it goes

3416
02:56:21,400 --> 02:56:26,440
past your belly button that's some interesting shit to look at. And then you fucking let it go and

3417
02:56:26,440 --> 02:56:33,240
it's fucking just like a hammer dropping down. I can't even fucking find it in the fucking forest

3418
02:56:33,240 --> 02:56:42,040
of black hair. Oh shit. But if you teach me how to cook a chicken wrap I'd be fucking set for life.

3419
02:56:42,040 --> 02:56:48,360
I'll show you how to cook it's fine. Hell yeah. All right until a few hours later whenever I

3420
02:56:48,360 --> 02:56:54,280
unmistakably the unmistakable rumble began in my gut. Now I've always had a bit of a gurgly stomach

3421
02:56:54,280 --> 02:56:58,280
so I didn't think anything of it. It's so embarrassing like when you're talking to somebody

3422
02:57:01,480 --> 02:57:06,600
you just fucking like you just walk away. Like you just ignore right? Yeah. But I

3423
02:57:06,600 --> 02:57:10,200
kind of remember one time at the flea market I was helping some people find some cowboy boots right?

3424
02:57:10,200 --> 02:57:18,840
And mom was like. I had to like oh I guess I'm fucking hungry. I was so fucking embarrassed

3425
02:57:18,840 --> 02:57:26,680
because it was so fucking loud. And I wanted to just leave. Just fucking leave the stall

3426
02:57:26,680 --> 02:57:31,560
take whatever you want. And move to a different fucking state.

3427
02:57:34,520 --> 02:57:40,200
All right until another hour passes by and I'm releasing the most foul smelling gases known to

3428
02:57:40,200 --> 02:57:46,280
man. Like I am genuinely a biohazard at this point. I decided it's time to go to the bathroom

3429
02:57:46,280 --> 02:57:54,600
after gassing my girlfriend out of the living room. I said bathroom. I proceeded to release the most

3430
02:57:54,600 --> 02:58:00,200
ungodly shit known to man. I'm talking knees weak clothes off gripping anything possible for

3431
02:58:00,200 --> 02:58:05,560
stability as this monster came out of me. So me every time. Yep. And finally after 15 minutes

3432
02:58:07,640 --> 02:58:12,120
I had done it. I had given birth to my shit baby and it was glorious.

3433
02:58:12,120 --> 02:58:16,840
It was so much that it reached out of the water and it wouldn't flush. Oh I've had one of those.

3434
02:58:16,840 --> 02:58:21,400
Back when I was I couldn't go to the bathroom for a full month. The thing was it looked like I kid

3435
02:58:21,400 --> 02:58:28,600
you not like uh it was like an uh like it spiraled all the way to the tip. Like it was past the rim

3436
02:58:28,600 --> 02:58:35,000
and uh it looked like a snake. Like like a perfect like sort of like a sphere. Like an actual like

3437
02:58:35,000 --> 02:58:40,760
you know what I mean? I was like god dang. You didn't even feel it. No they didn't. I was like

3438
02:58:40,760 --> 02:58:45,960
you didn't even feel it. No that shit blew out of me. Because I had taken uh I had to take an

3439
02:58:45,960 --> 02:58:51,240
enema because it was so bad. And that shit was like the minute my ass sat down

3440
02:58:53,560 --> 02:58:58,760
in like a split second too. Like it was just gone. And I looked down I'm like god dang.

3441
02:59:00,120 --> 02:59:04,840
That's what broke the whole fucking swimming system into this whole fucking neighborhood.

3442
02:59:04,840 --> 02:59:09,480
I'm dead sick. I keep having to go back here and fix all the other stuff because of me.

3443
02:59:09,480 --> 02:59:12,280
I still had issues too though. Pretty sure it was me.

3444
02:59:13,880 --> 02:59:21,320
Uh let's see uh it turns out the tortillas had 17 grams of fiber per tortilla. Oh lord. I ate 64

3445
02:59:21,320 --> 02:59:26,600
grams of protein with the tortillas alone. Not to mention the beans. Anyways I hope y'all can learn

3446
02:59:26,600 --> 02:59:30,440
from my mistakes and avoiding these damn tortillas. Drink a lot of water. Yeah.

3447
02:59:33,960 --> 02:59:36,920
I know when I start getting gassy and like uncomfortable that means I don't have enough

3448
02:59:36,920 --> 02:59:43,320
water in my system to have a proper good old dump. Well speaking of this person uh Moisybox.

3449
02:59:43,320 --> 02:59:45,640
Moisybox? Today I fucked up by drinking too much water.

3450
02:59:47,480 --> 02:59:50,600
It's always too much of everything. Like you can never just do it. It's always too much of everything

3451
02:59:50,600 --> 02:59:55,560
damn it. Yes the night before I was completely fine. Usually during long sleeps after waking

3452
02:59:55,560 --> 03:00:01,240
my throat might get a little sore but uh well with water it goes away instantly so it really

3453
03:00:01,240 --> 03:00:07,160
never becomes a problem. This wasn't uh today but a while ago. Hey when I wake up you wake up like

3454
03:00:07,960 --> 03:00:12,680
you know like you've just been fucking living out in the fucking desert. Eat this mouth still

3455
03:00:12,680 --> 03:00:16,680
like wearing stuck clothes. Yeah like you wake up just like fucking dry like you don't even drink

3456
03:00:16,680 --> 03:00:21,800
water you just fucking use it as mouthwash to fucking un-dry your fucking cod mouth. Yeah I've

3457
03:00:21,800 --> 03:00:28,600
had that before. God I hate that. Uh let's see this wasn't today but a while ago. I had uh taken a

3458
03:00:28,600 --> 03:00:34,120
field trip of my class to Germany and had enjoyed uh there for about a week. This was the day whenever

3459
03:00:34,120 --> 03:00:38,440
we were heading off back to Norway. I had woken up with a sore throat and decided to drink a little

3460
03:00:38,440 --> 03:00:45,800
water. I got on the bus and drove off uh that pesky sore in my throat persisted. When stopping

3461
03:00:45,800 --> 03:00:50,760
near a store I bought those large bags of water bottles. This was at the border. Large bags of

3462
03:00:50,760 --> 03:00:57,000
water bottles? It's Germany Denmark area so. Maybe so it's like is it like a pack of water? Like I

3463
03:00:57,000 --> 03:01:01,720
think that might be what he means. This is at the border between Denmark and Germany. In that store

3464
03:01:01,720 --> 03:01:08,120
they sold everything in large bundles for cheap. So after about 16 bottles of water for almost nothing

3465
03:01:09,480 --> 03:01:13,960
in three hours I must have drunk seven or eight bottles and questioning why my throat was still

3466
03:01:13,960 --> 03:01:20,280
sore. Each bottle was a liter. Got a sore throat it's not gonna stop with water. With every sip I

3467
03:01:20,280 --> 03:01:24,280
was growing more and more sick and disgusted but I thought it would fix my throat for some reason.

3468
03:01:24,280 --> 03:01:30,040
In the end some classmate told me I should probably stop and after an hour the sore throat was gone.

3469
03:01:30,040 --> 03:01:37,320
Oh Jesus. Jackass. It's a lot of water. Yeah. But doesn't it sound like anything bad happened to

3470
03:01:37,320 --> 03:01:42,120
him other than a sore throat? He's gonna take the biggest massive piss ever though. Seven to eight

3471
03:01:42,120 --> 03:01:47,800
bottles of water? Fuck. The worst pisses are the ones where like you feel like it has to go

3472
03:01:47,800 --> 03:01:53,160
but when you go there it's like a weak stream and you held it in too long. Yeah. Those fucking suck.

3473
03:01:53,160 --> 03:01:59,880
Yeah. Until you're finally able to let go because your body like holds it it's like yeah can't piss

3474
03:01:59,880 --> 03:02:07,480
can't piss. Gotta piss gotta piss. But that's all I got for writing today. All right that was good.

3475
03:02:07,480 --> 03:02:12,920
Anything else? We learned a lot. Anything else? Maybe too much about my body. Probably probably.

3476
03:02:12,920 --> 03:02:20,280
A lean 135. Anything else before we head out? I guess that's it. Cool we will see you guys on the

3477
03:02:20,280 --> 03:02:34,120
next one. To this day I still say I didn't see a single episode of Nemours.