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Hello and welcome back to the podcast.

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I'm Michael.

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I'm Noe.

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Let's go ahead and get started.

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All right.

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So we got season two, first five episodes of The Wives Kid You Know.

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Now I don't know how to explain this properly because season two, they had moved from where

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they were before, which I think was Vice, back when Vice had their own little network,

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I think.

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Yeah.

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And they were there for a season.

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And for whatever reason, they moved to IFC is what I remember.

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Like somewhere they were explaining it on some document, like a little like in between,

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like they were like promoting an IMC.

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They would explain stuff like little like clips and stuff, like little interviews with

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throughout their like broadcasting on the channel.

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And I don't know where I heard them talk about this, but they get to IFC and episode one

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drops and it's like a fucking like it was like banger after banger after banger.

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Like every skit in episode one of season two was like, that was when I first actually,

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that was the first episode I caught.

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Now because of that, that's what just led me to my love for the show when I was first

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in its run.

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And thinking back, now that I like more memories bubble up, I realized that I actually watched

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the entire series from season one to season five on IFC when that like back then we didn't

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have internet.

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At least I didn't.

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I wasn't as like technologically inclined.

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Like click, click, click, click, click on Google.

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When does this new season drop?

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I just like, I just lucked out.

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It was the same with South Park.

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I was just, I just keep watching Comedy Central and eventually they like, oh, it's new season

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in three months.

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I'm like, fuck yeah.

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So it was like that for IFC.

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I would just watch it constantly.

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You know, you had like your little TV guide on the screen and you just like, you know,

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you mark your little timer.

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Set me for this episode this day.

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Or if you were lucky, you had the fucking DVR, you can record it.

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Man, that shit was gold.

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You still would record all your shows.

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And the first episode drops and it is, they have an actual like, I think they had an actual

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like viral video because Trevor Moore, he liked to do like comedy videos.

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I don't know, comedy songs in the show.

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It was like, he was the head writer of the series, of the whole series.

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And he liked to do these comedy songs, like weird Alan stuff.

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And he did this, it was called the, the dinosaur song, which is the first rap song about smoking

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weed with dinosaurs.

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I think I've actually seen that on YouTube somewhere.

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Yeah.

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You've heard of it?

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Yeah.

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Like I smoke a bowl tonight.

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Yeah.

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That's the one.

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This is the one that probably popped out their, their name recognition higher.

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I don't even know that was them.

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I smoke a joint tonight.

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That's the song.

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It was really catchy.

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Me on me and all these dinosaurs smoke a bowl tonight.

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I'm rolling bones tonight.

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I'm rolling bones.

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It just like, just goes on and on.

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And like, that was like, that was episode one, season two, like whatever, like they

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put everything in season, season or episode one, like every good, like it just, everyone

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was a banger.

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There was not a single skit that I didn't like.

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And I was like, I had, that's why I had so much trouble.

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I almost want to do all of them for just episode one of season two, cause they were all so

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good.

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So I guess I narrowed it down to like the, like not the funniest, but to me, like the,

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the most interesting cause it's just a Trevor Moore's expressions in the whole skit.

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So basically in episode one, season two, uh, Trevor Moore is playing opposite a woman.

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Like if they had an actual woman, not one of the, one of the other guys dressed up as

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a woman, which is like a consistent thing in the series.

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And uh, they're, they're in, it's on their first date, uh, they're talking and they're

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trying to get them to know more about each other.

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So she's, Trevor asked her to go first and she started saying all this random stuff,

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right?

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Just like, oh, she's a strong independent woman.

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She doesn't like to play games, all this and that.

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She said like, uh, I don't use tampons, I air dry.

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And that face you made was the same face that Trevor, it caught him.

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He was suddenly shocked, not outward, like he had this subtle, like where you use like

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gears for turning in his head, like, what the fuck did she say?

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And for the rest of the skit, right?

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It keeps cutting.

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She keeps talking, right?

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Cause to her talking normal cause back him like, and he's just like looking around like

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he's looking at her, but like his face, his smile is completely gone.

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And he's like, he's like trying to process.

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What the fuck?

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Yeah, she air dries.

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She doesn't use tampon.

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And that was not even like the funniest one, like the off the bat, the first skit of the

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new episode of the season, uh, Sam is, or Trevor's waiting for Sam, uh, to get out of,

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to come out of the house and meet him up on the side of the street, right?

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Sam gets there and his fucking nuts are hanging out of his fucking tee, out of his jeans.

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And he's like, oh, it must be these weird jeans.

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Like he's like, what the fuck do the jeans have to do?

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It's like, I don't know, my balls.

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And like it was IFC.

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So back then they were really, they were uncensored.

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It was just like a pair of balls just hanging out completely uncensored.

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Oh man, I missed that show.

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There's no real way to get it back though with Trevor being dead.

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You know, it's only four of them now.

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So without Trevor, it's like, he was like the actual, like, I feel like he was the main

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fiber glue that held it together.

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Like he was the thick, though.

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And like without him, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be like, I'm sure it'd be great, but not like

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the level that it was.

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So we go to episode two, season two, and you can tell how dumb I am by the simplest thing,

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bring me joy.

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It's just Sam walking down the street, right?

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Like he's walking, like the camera's on, I'm assuming it's on a trolley going back and

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he's following the camera, but you know, you're not supposed to acknowledge the camera.

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So he's just walking down the park, having a good old day.

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And you see Darren running fucking full hilt behind him, gets up right next to him and

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punches him right in the fucking stomach as hard as he can.

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He's like, what the fuck did you do that for?

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And Darren just like, you can see me?

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And he fucking books it.

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That was the whole skit.

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That's it.

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He just fucking punched him in the stomach and ran.

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I don't know why I found that so, just so delightful.

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Plus you can tell that Sam put on a thicker jacket so he can take an actual punch to the

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stomach.

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They probably put some cushioning there, it's cause he fucking socked him in the fucking

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stomach.

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Okay, so season two, episode three, we meet, this is one of the recurring characters actually.

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I think she had another skit, maybe two more.

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I think I just won more called Weird the Stripper and it's Darren.

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Darren and like, he had like the fake boobs on too.

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So he's like, imagine just Darren in like a booze and like a fucking wig and it's still

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Darren.

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So it's Timmy, Zach and Trevor and they're going to, it's Timmy's birthday and they go

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into a strip club for his birthday and they settle in in this little spot to sit down.

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Trevor sits down, Zach and Timmy sit down and Zach and Timmy get up to go get Timmy

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some drinks at the bar and the stripper that was there for a second on the pole, she leaves

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and then Darren comes in and her stripper name is Weird the Stripper and it starts off

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normally right?

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So Trevor's like, so what would you do for a dollar?

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And then she'll take her top off for a dollar.

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What do you do for two dollars?

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She'll point her butt at the person who gave her the two dollars.

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For five dollars, she'll point her butt and slap it.

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So she'll point her butt at the person and slap it.

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For ten dollars, she'll play with her boobs, lick her boobs and spit on her coochie or

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her cooter as she said I think.

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For twenty dollars, she'll give you a lap dance and then it fucking falls off the rails

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from there.

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For a hundred dollars, she'll take you to the VIP room in the back, slip into some lingerie

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and then she'll staple her hands shut with a staple gun.

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And so Trevor's like, what the fuck did you say?

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And she's like, that's right.

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He said, why would you do that?

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Like, you gave me a hundred dollars.

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Like, wait, wait, wait.

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So he realized that whatever money she gets, she does something.

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So he's like, okay, so what would you do for seventy five dollars?

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And she said, for seventy five dollars, she'll eat a whole fish.

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Bones, skin, everything.

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She's Weird the Stripper.

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So they started talking to her.

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So he's like, what do you do for seven dollars?

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And she'll drink a whole gallon of milk through her asshole.

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For seventy five cents, she'll eat it.

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So she'll eat the seventy five cents.

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For three hundred and four dollars, she'll write you a speech on any subject you want.

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For four dollars and thirty six cents, she'll go to the store with you.

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For four dollars and thirty seven cents, she'll paint you a picture of a dolphin.

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For four dollars and thirty eight cents, she'll give you a blowjob.

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And Trevor's like, there's that one.

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So you get a BJ for four thirty eight.

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For a million dollars, she just says hamburgers.

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So I don't know what it is about.

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She doesn't tell you what it is, but she's like, hamburgers.

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So then they leave.

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The skits over.

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But I know there's going to be one more like in the later season.

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So with that, because that was one of the ones that actually caught.

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I was just random.

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It's fucking hilarious.

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Wish it would have been more like fucking like number stuff.

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Like for eight dollars and seventy two cents.

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What do you do?

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It's like I'll fist fight a donkey.

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Just the most random shit.

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Just the fact that she has nothing.

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She has things for every fucking price range, you know.

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It's wild.

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And some of it's affordable.

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Yeah, the blow job's only four thirty eight.

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I have a bonus one for episode three.

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So Timmy, so Trevor, Zach.

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So Trevor's playing the dad.

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And by the way, in season two, they had more budget, so they actually dressed up more like

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an actual like different character than just themselves.

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That's just a cheap way.

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And so Trevor's the dad.

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And by the way, Zach always fucking goes full out to whatever he's fucking doing.

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If he's playing a director, if he's playing a woman, a drama teacher, whatever he's doing,

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he's that character.

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Like he just he just like melds into that character and he's like Zach's gone and that

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character is a real person.

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So he's he's the the wife and they're getting ready for a dinner party with their guests.

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And Timmy is the son.

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And Timmy is easy.

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He just he just sat on his knees.

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He just sat on his knees to look shorter because the camera angle has angled down for Timmy

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and angled up for the parents because we're looking up at them as the kid and we're looking

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down at Timmy as the child.

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I guess I'm learning more cinematography lately.

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And so Timmy's excited like, hey, how about you put this painting up on your on your fridge

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for the for the party?

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And it's it's clearly a dick.

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It's balls, wide balls and a big dick with the head.

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And he says it's an elephant, but it's clearly a cock clearly a cock and balls with like

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an eye, one little eyeball that he put for the eye.

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And at first they're like they're confused as to what it is until he tells them it's

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because they see clearly to see a dick, you see a dick, so they're like, what is it?

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Like, oh, it's an elephant.

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So they're like, OK, they try to convince him not to leave it on the fridge, but I guess

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he guilts him into it.

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So he's like, all right.

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So Trevor's like, OK, here's what we'll do.

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You write elephant on there in big letters because if they if the if the not the customers,

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but if the other guests see it, they're going to clearly know the thing.

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It's the first stop to be a dick and balls.

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So if you raise elephant, they'll think it's an elephant.

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So he's like, right.

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He writes elephant.

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So he's like, backwards, like the backwards E. I don't know how he did it because there

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was nothing on the paper and they wrote it.

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So he wrote that real quick.

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If he actually wrote elephant backwards, like a child would all messed up.

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So he puts it up on the fridge and then he's like, OK, can I also wrote I also drew a fairy

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castle for the elephant.

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Can I put it up there on the wall, too?

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And they're sure they're like, all right, go ahead.

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And he pulls out this fucking picture and it's just a butt ass naked woman spreading

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her fucking club vagina cheeks, right.

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Her vagina lips.

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And big blonde hair, titties, right.

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He's like, ha.

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And they're like, the parents trumped this.

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Like, OK, so from what I get from the skit, Timmy is apparently a bad kid and they know

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that.

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So every time I deal with him, they think he's up to something.

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So when he drew the dick, they're like, oh, it's going to be doing something stupid.

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Like, he said it was an elephant, right?

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Because when he showed the woman, the butt naked woman and said it was the elephant's

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fairy castle, he's like, we don't got time for your shit right now.

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Go to your fucking room.

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Because they immediately like, they knew.

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Yeah, like they immediately knew he was up to no good like usual.

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Like, we got a dinner party to go to.

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You need to go up to your room right now.

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We don't have time for your shit right now, Timmy.

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Like when they had that line, we don't have time for your shit.

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That told me like that's like years and years of dealing with it and was seen that you can

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just understand.

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Yeah.

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Like they deal with him constantly and they thought he was doing something actually sincere

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and they were fucking wrong.

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Because if you see the woman's face, it's just a naked woman.

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Then it just says fairy castle.

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But it's where the elephant's supposed to go.

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It was such a weird thing.

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I mean, he wasn't lying.

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No, he wasn't lying, but it wasn't a fairy castle.

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That's what she calls it.

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All right.

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So in episode four, we have something called Forever Puppies and they're doing this PSA,

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this commercial for this company called Forever Puppies that don't you hate it when your puppy

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gets older and starts being so cute and adorable that we got the solution for you.

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Bring your dog into a Forever Puppies and we'll replace your dog with a Forever Puppy.

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So basically they keep their puppies forever young and like they're clearly killing these

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dogs in the back.

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You can hear a dog whine then a gunshot.

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And so Timmy's like, they have these customer testimonials about how good the company is,

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Forever Puppies.

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Timmy's like, yeah, now that I have Forever Puppies, my dog stays young forever and I

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'm knee deep.

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And he just cuts off, right?

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Timmy just standing looking dead at the camera.

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He says like, I'm knee deep.

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And pussy.

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Because apparently he had a puppy for like, the puppy always got him laid with the women,

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right?

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And when he got older, it wasn't the same anymore.

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But now with Forever Puppies, I'm knee deep.

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It's so random.

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All right, last one is episode five of season two.

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And it's not so much funny as fucking just out there.

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So basically it's Sam and Trevor and they're in line and they're wearing robes.

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They got these candles.

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They're clearly in a cult.

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And Trevor's like, hey, I think he called him Rick in the skit.

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Sam's called Rick.

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Hey, Rick.

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Rick.

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So yeah, have you been noticing how weird this group's been getting?

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Like they used to like, at first it was matching shirts.

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And then they ended up with like, Uzi training with guns and like then the robes and the

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candle and then they had to live on the compound and like cut off all communication with friends

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and family.

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And like, we don't even play softball anymore, do we?

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Like, yeah, you're right.

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You're right.

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And like, so in between the talking of how weird this group that they joined has gotten,

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they do these random things.

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Like first they stop at this other person standing in line and it's just a kind of alien

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mask.

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She's holding, I'm assuming it's a woman.

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I don't know why I assume it's a woman, but she's holding a glass.

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This glass, it looks like a piece of broken glass in one hand.

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Trevor kisses her on the cheek, grabs the blade and then cuts her other left hand that's

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hanging and then pulled that like palm out and then he moves on.

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And then Sam does the same thing.

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So then they keep moving.

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Zach pops up wearing a baseball helmet, red paint with a black line down the middle.

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He's like, I hear an alien's coming.

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And then Trevor and Sam are supposed to say like, hope he's a nice guy.

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They hope he's got an army.

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I hope we don't die.

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And then he just walks off and they're saying like, yeah, like the stuff like that is getting

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a little weird, don't you think?

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And they're just like, they're just saying how weird this group is.

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It's clearly a cult, like dead, like a dead ringer for a cult.

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And but they're like playing it off as being like two normal guys, not too wrapped up in

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this organization to leave.

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And they said the reason it's gotten so weird is because Bill became the new head prophet.

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And they get to the end of the line and Timmy's like, now to talk to the head prophet.

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And he pulls back the curtain.

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It's just a goat in a top hat.

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He's the head prophet of this cult.

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It's such a surreal life.

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It's some of the more surreal skits.

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Like another surreal one was season two, episode two, where Sam had this fucking string stuck

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in his teeth and he pulls out the string and Darren's his date.

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He's dressed up as a woman and he's pulling on the string and he pulls out one of his

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lungs and like for like fucking eight minutes, like no, like three, four minutes, he's pulling

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the string and he's pulling out his heart, his brain, his lungs, his kidney, right?

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And he pulls out his soul and he just fucking dies.

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It was such a random scene.

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So that's it for the first five episodes of season two.

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Tune in next week for season two, episode six through 10.

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I got a hair in my mouth.

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So you're talking about the string and I got a hair.

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Yeah.

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I was the spy what drew me to it.

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Yeah.

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There it is.

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Yes.

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I like hairy women though.

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So go figure.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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You got to part the seat.

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Part that fucking forest.

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All right.

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All right.

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Well, we got a couple of things again this week.

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I guess I'll be calling this segment a character spotlight.

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Oh yeah.

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So got two different characters this week.

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First one that we're going to have is Catman.

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I'm itchy.

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Hi Catman.

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We weren't expecting that one.

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All right.

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So Catman is from DC Comics.

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His real name in the comic books is Thomas Blake.

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Thomas Blake's a bad ass name for such a horrific character.

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He's got relatives, Reese Blake's mother is Sienna Blake and he's got a son, Thomas Blake

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Jr.

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Thomas Blake Jr.

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And he's got a son instead of Bruce Wayne.

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I don't want to be Dick you dad.

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I don't want to be Catman.

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He's been associated with The Secret Six, The Misfits and Suicide Squad.

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His base of operations have been Africa and Gotham City.

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He's aligned technically now as neutral.

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So he's not evil or good.

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He's one of those bad guys that's not really a bad guy.

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Just like a kind of like a criminal.

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Yeah.

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But not really a bad guy.

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He's almost like a Catwoman style criminal.

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He's a thief.

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Yeah.

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So he just stepped out and retired.

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He's almost opened up a bar.

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His identity is still secret from everybody.

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So people haven't figured out who he is yet.

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Right.

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Not Batman though.

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American citizenship even though he's got a base in Africa.

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He's single.

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So his marriage status is single.

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Right.

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He's a bingo.

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He's six foot.

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This is like a tender profile that you've been giving us.

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Six foot tall, 179 pounds.

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So decent tall.

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Blue hair and blonde, oh god I can't even talk.

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Blue hair.

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He didn't die.

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Might as well.

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Yeah.

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Blue eyes and blonde hair instead of Bruce Wayne black hair, blue eyes.

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Catman first appeared in Detective Comics number 311.

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God dang.

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In January 1963.

431
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Wait, 311?

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1963?

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Batman came out in 1939, right?

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Detective Comics, yeah.

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Detective Comics?

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Yeah.

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311.

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12 issues a year.

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They must have been pumping him out in a serial of a weekly type thing.

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Well Detective Comics is the one that Batman first came up in.

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Right, right.

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In the 1930s.

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But I'm saying number 311 would be really high up there for only being 30 years.

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Right.

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No.

446
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Let's say if it's 12 issues a season or 12 issues a year.

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Isn't it bimonthly?

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That would be even longer then.

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Are you saying that that number is not high enough?

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Too high is what I'm saying.

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It seems real high to me.

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30 times 12 is what?

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That's just funny.

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Don't know if you can give me the answer.

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Is it 312?

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It's about that, yeah.

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Okay, so I was wrong.

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So yeah.

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It seems like a lot for like being so like, but then again.

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Well think about it.

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30 times 10 is 300.

462
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Oh yeah.

463
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So that's just about right.

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Yeah I guess that's true.

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So what does that mean?

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That's like an unbroken chain of monthly issues.

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That's beautiful.

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So we hit the new 52 and then it broke it all.

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He was created by Bill Finger and Jim Mooney.

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So the same guy that created Batman was also the one that created Catman.

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Trying to make the same type of a, well they didn't do too well.

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They didn't come around.

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And then a different Catman once opposed to Blackhawks and Blackhawks number 141.

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But he has no connection with the more prominent Batman.

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I imagine like the guy that created, they just like, they take a lot of coke right?

476
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Like in the editor's office?

477
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Okay here's the thing.

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So you know we got Batman right?

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And that was a huge hit.

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Now think about this character.

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His name is, listen here, Catman.

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He's just like get the fuck out of my office.

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Alright so in the character's biography during pre-crisis, so this is before Final Crisis

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and all the big revamps of DC Comics anyway.

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So Catman was Thomas Reese Blake, a world famous trapper of Jungle Cats who turned to his

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crimes because he had grown bored with hunting and had squandered most of his millions.

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See I'm broke.

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So I'm not going to go to crime.

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You know what happens nowadays when you go broke after certain ventures?

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You go straight to porn.

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You go straight to OnlyFans.

492
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Yeah like mine as well.

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He became a buzzard.

494
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:14,040
I thought it was going to be my last op shit.

495
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:20,480
It's always there so I don't have to worry.

496
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:23,080
I'll be a OnlyFans before I go homeless.

497
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,080
Yeah, might as well.

498
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:28,640
Yeah like if I'm going to be homeless I might as well start eating some ass.

499
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,440
Make some money.

500
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:33,760
Doing the next two girls one cup.

501
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:38,480
One man, one drive.

502
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:43,520
So he became a burglar who committed his crimes in a cat suit made out of an African.

503
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:46,880
I might not be the greatest detective in the world right?

504
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:51,720
But if I heard on, I'm assuming it would be a huge news story in Gotham City that the

505
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:57,840
famous cat catcher, Thomas Blake, is suddenly retired to Gotham right?

506
00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:59,880
And then like two weeks later there's a man dressed up as a cat.

507
00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:03,400
Rob's like huh, I'd be putting two and two together real fucking quick.

508
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:08,800
And his cat suit was made out of an ancient African cloth.

509
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:09,800
Gee.

510
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:13,760
I find that, like you get that cloth right like in the crime scene and you have it taken

511
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,000
back to the analysis, only can be found in Africa.

512
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,080
We hear Thomas was in Africa for a long time.

513
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:22,520
And his costume he says was modeled after Catwoman's disguise.

514
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:23,520
Jesus.

515
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:29,360
Catwoman, not too pleased to have a modus operandi copy.

516
00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:34,640
Which resulted in Selina Kyle being roughly wrongly implicated for Catman's crimes at

517
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:35,640
least once.

518
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:39,000
How the fuck would they, what's she like five foot seven?

519
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,360
How would they confuse a man's shape to a woman's shape?

520
00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:44,200
He's like six feet.

521
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:45,200
That's a man.

522
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:48,280
And because of this she initially held Batman against him.

523
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,840
Was that when it first started huh?

524
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:50,840
Yeah.

525
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:51,840
Maybe we should be thanking him then.

526
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:54,840
It's like thank you I got that pussy.

527
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:56,840
I got that purr-sy.

528
00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:59,280
Thanks to you.

529
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:00,880
Like that old Catwoman from the 1960s.

530
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:04,920
Well they used to do that all the time.

531
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:09,320
As with many Batman villains in their first appearances, Catman was originally a gimmicked

532
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:13,000
villain who stole items along a cat theme.

533
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,640
Such as car statues.

534
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:20,240
He leaves fucking hair balls just spit up on the fucking car.

535
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:22,040
Cat's eyes, emeralds, etc.

536
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:26,680
His weapon of choice was a pair of steel claw tip gloves with a razor's edged cataract.

537
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:28,680
That's actually a good fucking attack.

538
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:29,680
A cataract.

539
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:31,960
He just fucking slid like his claws like claws.

540
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:34,800
You're like, hey, hey, shit.

541
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:38,560
Cat's already can hurt like a motherfucker.

542
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:42,040
Yeah his motherfucker's not a fight.

543
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:47,320
The Catman would reappear once more this time revealing that the orange African cloth in

544
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,400
his uniform gave him nine lives.

545
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:50,400
What?

546
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:54,840
Why do they all gotta make it weird?

547
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:58,640
The character first shows his capacity for good causes whenever he rescues Batwoman from

548
00:24:58,640 --> 00:24:59,640
nearly dying.

549
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:06,480
He gives her some of his costume fabric believing she too will have nine lives because of that.

550
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:12,120
He resumes his criminalistic ways but Batwoman temporarily infiltrating his trust to be his

551
00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:15,560
new partner with a new costume as Catwoman.

552
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:19,400
But instead of like Catwoman lets one word, Cat-dash-woman.

553
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:20,400
Oh God.

554
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:24,400
I hear you saying my name and I don't hear the hyphen in there.

555
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:25,720
Make you feel it.

556
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:31,800
You know Selena Kyle wouldn't too happy about that.

557
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:37,000
But Batwoman reasons the entire cloth has only nine lives in it not individual pieces.

558
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,400
So it has to have the entire cloth.

559
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:40,400
Damn.

560
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:41,400
To get the nine lives.

561
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:44,240
And she fucking tested it out and ends up dead.

562
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:47,080
And manipulates events until Catman only has one life remaining.

563
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,120
What is she just fucking shooting him?

564
00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:53,320
Throwing him in front of a fucking car?

565
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:58,200
Catman attempts to convince him to turn himself in but Catman attempts to kill her so he can

566
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:01,880
escape before being defeated by Batman and Robin.

567
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:06,840
Suck it Batwoman you can't even do it.

568
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:13,920
Then we have Outkast comic or the Outkast the Batman series that they have for him.

569
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:18,960
So in 1992 Catman appeared in Batman Shadow of the Bat as a member of a team called the

570
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:21,800
Misfits led by Killer Moth.

571
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:27,440
The Misfits were portrayed as third rate villains trying to prove themselves for shadowing Brad

572
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:31,000
Meltzer's treatment of the character in Green Arrow.

573
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:36,040
Catman reappeared in 1995 crossovered between Shadow of the Bat and Catwoman.

574
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:41,100
In this story the cloth that Catman's costume was made from was retconned as belonging to

575
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:45,400
a South Sea cat cult instead of an African tribe.

576
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:46,680
South Sea cat cult?

577
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:47,680
Yes.

578
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:48,680
Great choice cat cult.

579
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:49,680
Cat cult.

580
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:51,000
He loves saying that word.

581
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,760
It's part of the cat cult.

582
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:55,560
It's a good old cat cult.

583
00:26:55,560 --> 00:27:01,680
Catwoman was hired by the cult to return the cloth but gave them a fake.

584
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:03,880
The cat cult caught Catwoman to catch Catman?

585
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:11,360
We're going to have a sister of the cat cult caught Catwoman to catch Catman.

586
00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:12,360
We'll see.

587
00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:13,960
Montier Mala.

588
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:14,960
Montier.

589
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:18,920
Sends a rat a warp to abduct Blake.

590
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:26,840
The implication being that Catman had met a rather grisly end as Mala's dinner.

591
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:29,080
The situation is alluded to by Blake.

592
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,000
Don't they fucking hate him?

593
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,480
When he joins the Secret Six.

594
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:38,040
So then we go into the Secret Six which is the next series that he was a part of.

595
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:40,040
So he went from 1995 to 2005.

596
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:43,560
God damn he must have been real retired.

597
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:48,880
In the 2005 mini series Villains United, which I do remember that series pretty well.

598
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:53,040
Catman resurfaced in Africa where he attempted to re-salvage his life and began living with

599
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:54,040
a pride of lions.

600
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,040
Good idea.

601
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:56,040
He just starts.

602
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:57,440
We live with a bunch of lions.

603
00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,440
He doesn't fucking hate me.

604
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:03,760
He used this time to lose weight and regained his sense of self-worth and finding skills.

605
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:04,760
Oh the out of shit.

606
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:05,760
What was the out of?

607
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:06,760
He got fat?

608
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:07,760
305 pounds?

609
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:12,720
This perfect existence as he would call it would be shattered by the arrival of the Secret

610
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:13,720
Society of Super-Villains.

611
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:14,720
Pray Joyce.

612
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:17,720
So we get some financial service.

613
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:18,720
I guess.

614
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:24,480
But, however, seeking to unite all of Earth's super-villains under his control, Lex Luthor,

615
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:29,480
sought to recruit Catman into the fold as a minion, only to be rejected.

616
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:33,520
It was initially believed that an angry Lex Luthor had death-stroke killed the lions Catman

617
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:38,520
had been living with in retaliation for being rejected by a nobody as he would call him.

618
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:42,160
But this was later revealed to be a misdirection.

619
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:43,160
So he didn't really...

620
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:44,160
So he killed the lions.

621
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:45,160
I don't remember who.

622
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:46,160
Thanks for the question.

623
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:49,160
Damn.

624
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:51,560
You want to know what happened to Simba?

625
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:52,560
Kinda.

626
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:54,320
Scar took over.

627
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,320
That's what happened.

628
00:28:56,320 --> 00:29:02,160
Catman vowed revenge against Luthor and was subsequently recruited into a criminal syndicate

629
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:04,000
known as the Secret Six.

630
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:08,080
Together the Secret Six waged war against the Secret Society of Super-Villains under

631
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:12,360
the direction of an individual known only as Mockingbird.

632
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:16,680
During that time, he found out that it was in fact fellow Secret Six member Deadshot

633
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:17,960
who had killed his lions.

634
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:19,560
That motherfucker.

635
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,520
So that he would join the organization.

636
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:23,200
God dang it, Will Smith.

637
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:25,200
Deadshot would later apologize and...

638
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:26,720
Catman, I was going to say Batman.

639
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:28,120
Catman forgave him.

640
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:30,760
I wouldn't forgive that motherfucker.

641
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:35,480
Although the two were reluctant allies at first, the two soon bonded and became what

642
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,880
one would call loosely close friends.

643
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:40,000
He killed my whole family.

644
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,000
Must be bros.

645
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,880
Thanks for saving me, bro.

646
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:47,760
I was stuck in that pride of lions for a long time and they wouldn't let me leave.

647
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:55,640
You know that Will Smith added his slap to Chris Rock in the new Bad Boys movie?

648
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:56,640
Really?

649
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:57,640
They reference it.

650
00:29:57,640 --> 00:29:59,600
Or they have like an homage to it.

651
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:03,680
I don't know if he slapped some random comedian or something, but they paid tribute to it

652
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:04,680
or something.

653
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:05,680
That's fucked up.

654
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:06,680
Yeah, Chris Ross, that's fucked up.

655
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:07,680
That's exactly what he said.

656
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:08,680
That's fucked up.

657
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:11,960
But then he did go hard on Jay.

658
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:13,760
Did he slap the shit out of him?

659
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:17,920
I want to see the movie just to see how it's referenced at all.

660
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:18,920
Yeah.

661
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:20,640
He just walks up to somebody and slaps the shit out of him?

662
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:21,640
I could say that.

663
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:23,960
Keep my wife's name at your fucking mouth!

664
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:29,080
That's what I think, that's how I see it in my head.

665
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:31,160
Like, he says, keep your wife's name at your fucking mouth.

666
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:34,360
He keeps his wife's name at my fucking mouth every time you see it.

667
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:35,440
And he's just fucking bawling.

668
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:38,440
He keeps my wife's name at my fucking mouth.

669
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:41,680
Which his tears just running down his face.

670
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:43,680
Fucking snot.

671
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:50,600
Alright, under Villains United writer Gail Simone, Catman has achieved a new level of

672
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:51,600
fame.

673
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:55,960
Portrayed as a cunning warrior with a sense of honor, the character is now a potent antihero.

674
00:30:55,960 --> 00:31:00,280
He is depicted with physical abilities that allow him to fight Malaw to a standstill and

675
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:01,400
to blind Captain Nazi.

676
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:02,800
So he's Black Panther, basically.

677
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:03,800
He's White Panther.

678
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:06,800
He's the White Panther.

679
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:13,520
He is different from most other Batman villains in the sense that he has a noble and heroic

680
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:15,080
quality to him.

681
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:20,320
While Cheshire notes that Blake behaves more like a hero than a villain, he sees heroes

682
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:24,240
such as the Justice League as being arrogant and abusive of their power.

683
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:27,680
As seen whenever he confronts Green Arrow about the Dr. Light incident.

684
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:29,520
So you remember that Dr. Light incident.

685
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:30,520
Trying to forget.

686
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:32,320
It gets brought up so many times.

687
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:33,800
Yeah, god dang.

688
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:38,800
I consistently like a web and reference story.

689
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:42,960
It has been revealed that during his time with the Six, he impregnated Cheshire and

690
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:46,320
the two of them now have a son, Thomas Jr.

691
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:49,200
So fucking it was written so he impregnated her.

692
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:51,640
It was it was kind of some mechanical.

693
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:52,960
He impregnated her.

694
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:57,800
He grabbed his turkey baster and he impregnated her.

695
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:02,080
I was like something more intimate way to say it.

696
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:05,320
He met Cheshire, they got close.

697
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:10,040
They were intimate, a little bit more classy and then like they had a shot.

698
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:12,040
He impregnated her.

699
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:13,040
But that filthy.

700
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:17,800
Like the guy like the guy's bad.

701
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:18,800
He loves Cheshire.

702
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:20,280
The guy that wrote the fucking little thing.

703
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:24,960
He's like bitch of darlin mother fuck.

704
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:29,240
In Birds of Prey number 104, the Secret Six run into Barbara Gordon's team.

705
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:32,600
Huntress and Catwoman out of disguise dance together.

706
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:35,240
Cat sorry, Huntress and Catman not Catwoman.

707
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:40,600
I'm like yeah, I'm taking both Catwoman and Huntress dancing together.

708
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:43,400
Out of disguise dance together with hints of an attraction.

709
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:46,880
The two teams battle, six members for six.

710
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:51,000
Catman paired against Huntress amid sexual innuendo.

711
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:56,680
But the fray ends with the resurrection of Ice and not the not the Border Patrol.

712
00:32:56,680 --> 00:33:00,880
Hunters comment is upon Catman's reasonings.

713
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,360
Knockout claimed that he had gone soft.

714
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:06,160
But he did.

715
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:09,040
Three rounds and he was done.

716
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:13,440
In Salvation run number three, Catman and the former Secret Six teammates, Gandal and

717
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:20,120
Ragdoll are depicted against are depicted amongst DC's larger villain population exiled

718
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:21,560
on a faraway planet.

719
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:26,320
Then we have Catman reappearing in the new Secret Six ongoing series which takes place

720
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:28,560
after the events of Salvation run.

721
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:32,600
Blake spends some time back in Africa where he brutally attacked a gang of poachers and

722
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,360
may have left them for dead.

723
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:37,200
It's kind of left up to the interpretation.

724
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:41,760
Let me see how the bodies look in the panel and I'll tell you.

725
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:46,120
His actions have led Catman to wonder if he has the temperament to be on the side of the

726
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:49,920
angels instead of the demons.

727
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:54,520
It was in his role as leader of the Secret Six that Catman faced Batman again after many

728
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:55,520
years.

729
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:59,120
Batman tried to warn Catman and his team to not accept this mission to break someone out

730
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,120
of the trap.

731
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:03,560
You should always use a condom honey, it disappears in a minute.

732
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:07,560
The non-personal warning did not work so Batman went to confront Catman.

733
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:14,640
Catman said in response, the old me probably would have whooped his milk and cookies.

734
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:15,880
Whooped his milk and cookies?

735
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:16,880
Yes.

736
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:18,400
What the fuck did Batman do?

737
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:19,400
I don't know.

738
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:23,880
He was just like hey Batman, he just grabs a chocolate chip cookie and breaks it in half?

739
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:24,880
Bitchy.

740
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:25,880
What do you mean?

741
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:27,520
That's what he said about beating Batman.

742
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:30,680
He's like the old me probably would have whooped his milk and cookies.

743
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:31,680
Fucked him up.

744
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:32,680
It's always would have.

745
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:36,080
It would have been on site.

746
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:38,840
He made no hesitation to throw the first punch at the Dark Knight.

747
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:43,240
During the fight, Batman even offered to pay the Secret Six off but to no avail.

748
00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:46,760
Catman's main goal was to keep Batman distracted as the Secret Six broke tarantula.

749
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:55,600
Batman's called the Dark Knight and Thomas is called the ferocious feline.

750
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:58,000
Well they broke tarantula out of prison.

751
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:04,600
After the cancellation of the series in 2011, Gail Simone revealed on her Tumblr account

752
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:10,440
the actual person, the writer, and they revealed this on their own Tumblr account.

753
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:14,400
I don't know if it's still storyline fly.

754
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:18,480
I don't know why you would have to go this far but whatever.

755
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:20,400
That Catman is in fact bisexual.

756
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:22,520
Good for him.

757
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:25,440
And that she had planned to reveal this in a story arc that was cut.

758
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:28,360
She just went, we got a panel headed to him and Batman and Catwoman.

759
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,400
It's all fucking in a pile together.

760
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:33,320
They would have broke the internet.

761
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:36,280
To be honest, that's probably why they cancelled the series.

762
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:41,540
Because it's like that's not pertinent to the actual stories that's going on here.

763
00:35:41,540 --> 00:35:48,000
During the New 52, Catman made his debut with an updated outfit in the December 2014 reboot

764
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,000
of the Secret Six.

765
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:52,920
In the first issue of the series, he was captured by a mysterious group and put into a strange

766
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:56,240
holding cell with a new team.

767
00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:59,760
His bisexuality was confirmed in the issue whenever he was seen flirting with both a

768
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:00,760
man and a woman.

769
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:01,760
Trying to see what you're gonna...

770
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:04,760
Trying to keep his options open.

771
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:06,840
That's all it was.

772
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:12,680
So Catman and his abilities and powers anyway, Catman is an Olympic level athlete and skilled

773
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:14,360
hand to hand combatant.

774
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:18,280
Able to hold his own against some of the most proficient beings and fighters in the DC universe

775
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:22,440
including Bronze Tiger, Batman and an actual lion.

776
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:23,440
He is...

777
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:25,560
That's more like that's like in terms of like reality.

778
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:26,560
Yeah.

779
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:29,200
Like if you can take a lion, like okay, you can fight a lion.

780
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:30,200
That's some serious shit.

781
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:35,240
He is also one of the world's foremost hunters and trackers possessing an extraordinary sense

782
00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:36,240
of smell and sight.

783
00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:41,480
He is also a skillful observant with the accurate ability to notice and perceive different things

784
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:43,040
going on that other people don't see.

785
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:44,040
Something like me.

786
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:45,040
So just details.

787
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:47,160
Maybe if I refined it a little bit.

788
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:52,360
He wears razor tip gauntlets and uses a sharp edge catarang modeled after Batman's battering.

789
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:55,800
Let me just stole Batman and just pretended to catarang like...

790
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:58,200
Batman's like, hey, that looks like one shit.

791
00:36:58,200 --> 00:36:59,200
Yeah.

792
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,360
It's like fucking eight of them he's found.

793
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:03,080
It's not bats or claws.

794
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:06,840
And a utility belt similar to Batman's.

795
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:14,560
The belt frequency has a smiley face button, a trophy he claimed from a misleading plot

796
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:16,960
on a mission with the secret six.

797
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:22,560
Catman has revealed several times or claimed several times both in his early appearances

798
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:27,120
and modern ones that his cape is mystical and able to restore mortal wounds.

799
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:29,640
Might take a shotgun bullet shell.

800
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:32,360
He's like, oh wait, fuck.

801
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:36,840
He was once the owner of the pet Siberian tiger named Rasputin, which was trained and

802
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:39,400
helped him commit crimes.

803
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:44,840
Rasputin has not been utilized in his modern appearances though.

804
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:50,560
He also appeared in Batman Legends of the Dark Knight, Flashpoint, King of the Cats.

805
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:51,560
King of the Cats?

806
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:52,560
Yeah.

807
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:53,560
King of the Cats.

808
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:55,760
Basically it was in the 1950s.

809
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:56,760
Okay.

810
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:57,760
So it's a long time ago.

811
00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:58,760
Is that on something old?

812
00:37:58,760 --> 00:37:59,760
Yeah.

813
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:03,400
He's actually appeared in a video game too.

814
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:06,040
Catman appeared in Batman Brave and the Bold, the video game.

815
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:07,040
Oh, okay.

816
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:08,640
Which is surprising.

817
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:13,680
He made a cameo in Superman Batman Public Enemies, the animated movie.

818
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:15,800
The Lego Batman movie.

819
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:17,640
He made an appearance in that.

820
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:22,160
Catman makes a non-speaking appearance in Scooby Doo and Batman, the Brave and the Bold.

821
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:25,160
And a non-speaking cameo appearance in Injustice.

822
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:26,160
Okay.

823
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:27,560
He's been around more than what you'd think.

824
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:28,560
Yeah.

825
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:30,560
Living it up.

826
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:31,560
Could be less celebrity.

827
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:32,560
Yeah.

828
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:37,400
Like he's a B-rate villain, but you know, he's not going to be ever on like the top

829
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,320
of Batman's list like Joker or Riddler.

830
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:41,920
He won't see him in the new Arkham game as like a main villain.

831
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:42,920
Oh, that would be...

832
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:43,920
It was me, Batman.

833
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:44,920
It was a Joker.

834
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:45,920
It was me all along.

835
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:46,920
It was Catman.

836
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:47,920
Yeah.

837
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:48,920
It was pretty serious.

838
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:53,400
What's funny is you have Catman trying to copy Batman, but then you have Owlman, which

839
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:55,600
is more powerful than me.

840
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:58,680
Because he whooped Batman's ass a couple of times.

841
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:02,280
I think the whole point wasn't Owl's supposed to be like the natural predators to bats.

842
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:03,280
Yes.

843
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:04,520
That was a whole quarter Owl's thing too.

844
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:06,520
That's why I said where does Catman fall into that?

845
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:07,520
I don't know.

846
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:08,520
Do cats eat birds?

847
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:09,520
Yeah.

848
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:10,520
Yeah.

849
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:11,520
They eat a bat?

850
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:12,520
I guess we'll find out.

851
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:13,520
All right.

852
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:19,280
And next in our spotlight for characters is Bobo T. Chimpanzee.

853
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:21,280
Detective Chimp?

854
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:23,680
Detective Chimp.

855
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:29,560
Affiliated with the Shadow Pack, the Croatoans, formerly Chimpanzee Investigations, and Bureau

856
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:31,240
of Amplified Animals.

857
00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:32,760
Chimpanzee Investigations?

858
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:36,200
He's based out of Oskaloosa County, Florida.

859
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:37,200
Some random child.

860
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:39,160
He lives in Florida.

861
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:40,760
He's aligned with the good.

862
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:42,680
His race is chimpanzee.

863
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:43,680
He's single.

864
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:46,200
Detective is his occupation.

865
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:47,960
He stands at three foot eight inches.

866
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:48,960
Taller than me.

867
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:49,960
He weighs 76 pounds.

868
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:50,960
A little way lighter than me.

869
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:58,640
Black hair and black eyes.

870
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:03,040
Created by John Broom and Carmine Infantino.

871
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:06,480
So the Carmine Falcone.

872
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:10,880
His first appearance was Adventures of Rex the Wonder Dog, number four, in August of

873
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:11,880
1952.

874
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:12,880
Damn.

875
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:15,080
Long time ago.

876
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:20,080
So Detective Chimp, Bobo T. Chimpanzee, is a superhero of hearing in American comic books

877
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:25,800
published by DC Comics, the common chimpanzee who wears a deer stalker cap.

878
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:27,600
Holla Sherlock Holmes.

879
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:28,600
Nope.

880
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:34,440
Detective Chimp has super, let's see, has superhuman level intelligence in Solskrims.

881
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:40,880
That'd be super chimpanzee level intelligence, because he's not superhuman.

882
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:42,360
Yeah.

883
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:46,480
After his initial appearance in Adventures of Rex the Wonder Dog, he continued to appear

884
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:50,120
in that title as a backup feature until 1959.

885
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:53,400
Always loved that with just a little backup story to the main one.

886
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:56,040
At which point he faded into obscurity.

887
00:40:56,040 --> 00:41:00,200
Several decades after his last appearance, Detective Chimp reappeared in several cameos,

888
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:05,080
namely in 1981 story, Whatever Happened to Rex the Wonder Dog?

889
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:08,360
And DC Comics Presents, number 35.

890
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:13,240
And later in a brief cameo with Sam Simon in Gorilla City during the 1985 crisis on

891
00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:14,560
Infinite Earths.

892
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:16,240
So he actually appeared in that as well.

893
00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:17,240
Gorilla City.

894
00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:18,240
Yep.

895
00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:21,520
And then he appeared in Day of Vengeance and Shadow Pact.

896
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:22,520
He did.

897
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:24,480
So quite a prominent role too.

898
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:26,480
A huge role.

899
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:29,560
Actually helped Phantom Stranger out.

900
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:34,960
When first introduced, Detective Chimp was an ordinary, though intelligent trained chimpanzee

901
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:38,300
who acted as a helping mascot for the local sheriff.

902
00:41:38,300 --> 00:41:42,440
After helping him to solve the murder of his chimpanzee trainer, Fred Thorpe, he could

903
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:46,440
not speak but could understand humans and make himself understood back.

904
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,640
So I guess you're like sign language type stuff.

905
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:54,520
Bobo, a smoker, is a member of Mensa and had a long standing partnership with four other

906
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:58,580
detectives as the Kroatoan Society.

907
00:41:58,580 --> 00:42:03,280
One of the former members of the society was the detective superhero Ralph Dibny.

908
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:04,280
A long-gated man.

909
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:05,280
He was a detective.

910
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:06,280
Yeah.

911
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:07,280
Yeah.

912
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:10,440
You see, all our things tie in together.

913
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:12,000
Sure does.

914
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:16,280
The Chimp's origin has been revamped and elaborated on several times since his initial

915
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:17,840
Silver Age appearances.

916
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:23,400
1989's Secret Origins Number 40 credited the experimentation of a microscopic alien

917
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,920
race with Bobo's intelligence.

918
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:28,480
Which is a weird concept.

919
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:33,800
The origin has since been reconned, notably in the Day of Vengeance six-part limited series.

920
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:38,120
In the latter, it was shown that Bobo was captured in Guerrilla City in 1953 by Fred

921
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:41,360
Thorpe, who sought to train him as a carnival act.

922
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:43,440
Bobo the Detective Chimp.

923
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:47,720
For the act, Detective Chimp was trained to answer some detective related questions using

924
00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:51,880
a combination of signals and rewards, given the illusion that he could discover the deepest

925
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:52,880
secrets of the public.

926
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:54,880
That's the way it was called.

927
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:57,280
I think that was real life references like a horse.

928
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:58,280
Yeah.

929
00:42:58,280 --> 00:42:59,280
They thought a horse could count.

930
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:00,280
Like, or do math.

931
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:01,280
Yeah.

932
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:02,280
Yeah.

933
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:05,560
But they realized that it was the owner would tense up at the right answer.

934
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:07,560
He'd be freaking out.

935
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:10,080
That's the answer right there.

936
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:14,280
Bobo formed a strong bond with Thorpe because Thorpe took care of him and gave him a simpler

937
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:15,680
life than in the jungle.

938
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:21,600
The success of the act lasted until a trip to Florida, at which time Rex the Wonder Dog

939
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:24,680
took him to the Fountain of Youth, where he gained the ability to speak to all living

940
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:29,200
creatures, even humans in their own language, as well as eternal youth.

941
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:33,560
Rex's and Bobo's journey to the Fountain of Youth was originally depicted in the aforementioned

942
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:37,760
DC Comics Presents Number 35 in July of 1981.

943
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:41,480
The intelligence Bobo gained put a damper on the success of the sideshow act, though,

944
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:45,760
and in one last instance, he decided that a woman was in fact a murderer as she had

945
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:49,720
murdered her sister and shared his insights with the local police.

946
00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:50,720
Your honor.

947
00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:51,720
It was not me.

948
00:43:51,720 --> 00:43:52,720
The chimp is locked.

949
00:43:52,720 --> 00:43:53,720
Tell me why.

950
00:43:53,720 --> 00:43:56,720
Have you got to rest because of a chimp and the...

951
00:43:56,720 --> 00:43:57,720
I was...

952
00:43:57,720 --> 00:43:58,720
I was mad as fuck.

953
00:43:58,720 --> 00:43:59,720
Fucking chill.

954
00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:00,720
Fuck that fucking monkey.

955
00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:08,480
At some point after this, Bobo was employed by the Bureau of Amplified Animals.

956
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:13,440
It is not known how he left, or even if the Bureau still exists to this point.

957
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:16,160
After the death of Fred Thorpe, he began to work by himself.

958
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:17,540
Initially, he did quite well.

959
00:44:17,540 --> 00:44:20,240
As a chimp detective, it was seen as a novelty.

960
00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:21,240
I paid him bananas.

961
00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:22,240
I need cash, bitch.

962
00:44:22,240 --> 00:44:24,560
I got bills to pay.

963
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:29,800
And during his successful period, he was visited by another detective, John Jones, who thought

964
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:33,680
Bobo's agency seemed to be doing better than his own.

965
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:40,680
Imagine being a psychic where you can read people's fucking minds and this chimp is doing

966
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:41,680
better in a business than...

967
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:43,160
Take it all my cases away from me.

968
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:44,160
You're a Martian man, Hunter.

969
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:45,160
You got to stand a chance.

970
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:46,160
Goddamn monkey.

971
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:51,160
You damn dirty ape.

972
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:58,160
However, as an ape, without civil rights and being unable to stand as a judicial person,

973
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:00,040
he could not enforce unpaid bills.

974
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:01,040
Damn, I was right.

975
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:02,040
I can pay.

976
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:07,840
When the public began to forget him, he became an alcoholic, never leaving the other dimensional

977
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:12,440
oblivion bar, which changed management twice during his time there.

978
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:14,360
That's where they actually met him.

979
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:17,800
Until the establishment was acquired by Jim Rook.

980
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:21,080
Bobo is not his real name, which he declines to share.

981
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:25,080
Phantom Stranger revealed it to be mostly an unpronounceable speech in three grunts,

982
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:29,760
which translates as Magnificent Finder of Tasty Grubs.

983
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:31,760
Unpronounceable.

984
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:38,320
Alright, then we have the Shadowpac series with him.

985
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:43,000
When the Spectre attempts to destroy all magic and begin killing wizards, Detective Chimp,

986
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:48,040
while still mostly drunk, coerces a group of mystical characters gathered from the oblivion

987
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:49,940
bar into battling the Spectre.

988
00:45:49,940 --> 00:45:52,680
This leads to the formation of the group Shadowpac.

989
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:57,040
Although lacking superhuman powers, Detective Chimp exhibits not only fine detective skills,

990
00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:59,880
but also the genius as a true tactician.

991
00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:05,040
Benefiting from the counsel of Phantom Stranger, at the time, transformed as a mouse, he devises

992
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:10,800
a plan to use the powers of the Black Alice and Nightshade to combine the menace of Eclipso

993
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:12,200
and the Spectre.

994
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:16,300
Bobo also helps clean up the demonic damage left from the Rock of Eternity's explosion

995
00:46:16,300 --> 00:46:17,780
over Gotham City.

996
00:46:17,780 --> 00:46:36,500
He captures the Sin of Sloth, which has possessed his longtime friend Rex the Wonder Dog.

997
00:46:36,500 --> 00:46:40,440
After the Rock has reformed, the Sin is re-imprisoned, and all magical influence cleaned out of

998
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:44,880
Gotham, the dying Dr. Fate gives Detective Chimp his helmet of fate.

999
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:49,160
After finding that it does not fit him, Detective Chimp convinces Captain Marvel to throw it

1000
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:58,400
to the earth and let Fate decide.

1001
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:02,080
While the helmet of Dr. Fate returns to earth, Detective Chimp, for a brief time, bonds with

1002
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:07,580
it, granting him additional powers as he uses them to assist the Gotham City police and

1003
00:47:07,580 --> 00:47:13,640
apprehending the villain Trickster.

1004
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:18,000
After struggling against the helmet's temptation, Bobo sends it on another journey again.

1005
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:22,360
Later, it is shown that Bobo occasionally assists Batman, in his case, by way of chat

1006
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:24,520
room, where they swap their ease.

1007
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:28,760
Which is fucking hilarious.

1008
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:37,000
The Riddler is also known to chat with them, but he is unaware of the other two's identities.

1009
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:42,200
Imagine the Riddler just giving them all his information and shit.

1010
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:43,800
He's like, I'm gonna be doing this.

1011
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:46,160
I got this new heist idea guys, what do you think?

1012
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:47,600
Batman's like, tell me all about it.

1013
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:55,440
No, that tells you right there that Batman is like, he's like a lure in the Riddler.

1014
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:58,440
Batman's like, I'm a 14 year old boy little boy.

1015
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:05,880
Oh my god, that was exactly what he would probably do to catch Benifov.

1016
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:07,400
Do you want to meet up later in the alley?

1017
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:11,000
They just fucking get beat down by Batman.

1018
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,160
So you're not 12, Batman?

1019
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:14,640
No I was at one point though.

1020
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:18,120
That's when I lost it all.

1021
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:22,440
He gets so mad he just fucking breaks their back.

1022
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:27,800
During the New 52, Detective Chimp had been mentioned by Ambush Bug in the Channel 52

1023
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:29,100
feature sections.

1024
00:48:29,100 --> 00:48:33,720
He later appears as a brief cameo in aiding the Justice League United team rescuing Adam

1025
00:48:33,720 --> 00:48:39,440
Strange from the Zeta Beam and in the 2016 DC Comics Rebirth Christmas Special Story,

1026
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:41,720
The Night We Saved Christmas.

1027
00:48:41,720 --> 00:48:47,240
During DC Rebirth, Detective Chimp aka Bobo has appeared in the Dark Nights Metal event

1028
00:48:47,240 --> 00:48:48,240
in one of those...

1029
00:48:48,240 --> 00:48:50,680
That was a wild fucking series by the way.

1030
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:51,680
It's a hair.

1031
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:52,680
It's a very like out there.

1032
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:56,460
It was like their version of like the Spider-Verse thing.

1033
00:48:56,460 --> 00:48:57,460
It was weird.

1034
00:48:57,460 --> 00:49:01,360
Like their answer to the Spider-Verse being like how anyone can wear the Spider-Man mask.

1035
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:02,360
Yes.

1036
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:07,120
It's like the Batman metal thing where it's like there's millions of versions of Batman.

1037
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:09,720
Then you have the Batman who laughs.

1038
00:49:09,720 --> 00:49:10,720
Crazy.

1039
00:49:10,720 --> 00:49:13,240
It got really weird.

1040
00:49:13,240 --> 00:49:18,280
Basically though, he's one of the survivors of the invasion of the Dark Nights and is

1041
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:23,000
seen at the Oblivion Bar alongside the Justice League, Kendra Saunders, Dr. Fade and others.

1042
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:24,480
You can't kill a monkey.

1043
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:29,960
Bobo's close friend Night Master, the owner of the Oblivion Bar, is killed in this confrontation.

1044
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:34,200
Bobo later takes over the bar and Night Master's mystical duties.

1045
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:36,040
Then we have New Justice.

1046
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:40,520
Bobo becomes a central part of the new mystical team called Justice League Dark.

1047
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:45,320
This is led by Wonder Woman and includes but is not limited to John Constantine, Zatanna,

1048
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:49,200
Dr. Fade, Man Bat and Swamp Thing.

1049
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:51,880
Bobo loses his friend the Blue Devil to mystical pursuits.

1050
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:52,880
Damn.

1051
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:55,120
To mystical purists.

1052
00:49:55,120 --> 00:50:00,600
Then we have the Dawn of DC and the Night Terror story arc of the Dawn of DC publishing

1053
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:01,880
initiative in 2023.

1054
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:06,080
Detective Champ and several other members of the Justice League Dark fall victim to the

1055
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:07,560
spells of Insomnia.

1056
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:16,120
Being trapped in his Nightmare Realm, Remaining awake through the chaos, Zatanna and Robotman

1057
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:21,360
team up to defend the unconscious Wonder Woman and Detective Champ against Insomnia's sleepless

1058
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:23,400
nights and Sleeping Queen.

1059
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:24,400
Hmm.

1060
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:25,400
Very weird.

1061
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,520
They've been putting that boys on the ringer.

1062
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:28,520
Yes they are.

1063
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:32,600
Then in the New Golden Age, Detective Champ accompanied Dr. Fade in looking for Deadman

1064
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:37,360
to see if he can help them understand Hawat, who is the new guiding force of the Helmet

1065
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:38,760
of Fate.

1066
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:43,680
Whenever a Huntress from a possible future arrived in the present after her visit to

1067
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:48,400
1940, she finds herself in the company of Dr. Fade, Detective Champ and Deadman.

1068
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:53,160
Detective Champ states to Huntress that he can do some introductions over a round of

1069
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:56,120
drinks where Deadman will pay for the first round.

1070
00:50:56,120 --> 00:51:01,920
After Huntress told her tale to them about the future and her encounter with Per Degaton,

1071
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:06,400
Detective Champ and Deadman plan to take the snow globe that was in Huntress's possession

1072
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:13,720
to Madam Xanadu to see if she can provide them with an idea of who this lady really

1073
00:51:13,720 --> 00:51:15,000
is.

1074
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:19,000
Upon Madam Xanadu getting a reading from the snow globe, she informs Detective Champ and

1075
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:23,440
Deadman that they have to get the snow globe back to Huntress or else Per Degaton will

1076
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:25,080
kill her without it.

1077
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:30,040
As Per Degaton was repelled, Detective Champ was with Madam Xanadu and Deadman whenever

1078
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:34,520
they tell the Justice Society of America what Per Degaton plans to do.

1079
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:36,200
And to be fair, I don't even know who the hell this is.

1080
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:37,200
Yeah, Per Degaton.

1081
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:38,200
It seems like Tim Timidone.

1082
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:41,200
Tell them what Tim told them.

1083
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:46,680
Yeah, like I've said before, I have not read this far into DC because I quit reading a

1084
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:48,880
couple of years ago.

1085
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:54,560
Detective Champ even mentions that Per Degaton is doing a sacrificial ritual all across the

1086
00:51:54,560 --> 00:52:00,440
time stream, which will make the time period being the last line of defense against him.

1087
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:05,520
Detective Champ was with Madam Xanadu, Deadman and the JSA whenever they arrive at the area

1088
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:08,160
where Huntress is speaking with Batman.

1089
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:13,720
So apparently he does appear even this far into the series.

1090
00:52:13,720 --> 00:52:14,720
Powers and abilities.

1091
00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:15,720
He is a monkey.

1092
00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:18,720
That's all it says.

1093
00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:23,280
He is immortal because of the fountain of youth.

1094
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:26,680
Should that be fun for the first 300 years and you're like, fuck.

1095
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:27,680
Yeah.

1096
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:28,680
Fuck.

1097
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:29,680
Enhanced intellect.

1098
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:32,400
It is revealed that Detective Champ is a member of Mensa.

1099
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:34,120
You want to hear a weird dream I had?

1100
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:35,120
Oh God.

1101
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:43,840
For some reason, I went back in time from the year 2700 something and I was Wolverine.

1102
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:50,040
I was stuck in this place for a year because my time machine needed to juice.

1103
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:53,560
It would regenerate the energy to keep bounces through time.

1104
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:55,400
I got stuck in this place.

1105
00:52:55,400 --> 00:53:00,760
I got a job at a DVD store.

1106
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:02,400
And I'm like, fuck.

1107
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:04,880
With a huge adult section for some reason.

1108
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:05,880
Of course.

1109
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:06,880
I don't know why.

1110
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:07,880
That was personal preference.

1111
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:11,720
They asked me, this man and woman that owned the store, they asked me what was still relevant

1112
00:53:11,720 --> 00:53:12,720
in 2700.

1113
00:53:12,720 --> 00:53:14,840
I was like, DVDs are still relevant and print books.

1114
00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:15,840
And I pulled them out of my backpack.

1115
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:22,120
I look at the DVD I have, it was a fucking DVD of that movie with Jennifer Garner.

1116
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:24,840
When she was 13 to 30.

1117
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:25,840
Yeah.

1118
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:29,720
I was like, what the fuck is my dream talking about?

1119
00:53:29,720 --> 00:53:33,800
So now I got to watch a movie 13 to 30 for some reason.

1120
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:35,240
Over here having those weird dreams.

1121
00:53:35,240 --> 00:53:36,240
I have some.

1122
00:53:36,240 --> 00:53:37,480
I had a weird argument with Indiana Jones too.

1123
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:39,480
He called me a pervert and I'm like, fuck you.

1124
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:42,080
Well, I mean, he wasn't lying.

1125
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:43,200
Dignified.

1126
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:45,000
My dreams are fucking bonkers.

1127
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:48,440
If I fucking write them down, you think I was losing my fucking mind.

1128
00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:50,720
When you start doing those, it's covered in the night.

1129
00:53:50,720 --> 00:53:52,080
I guess I could.

1130
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:53,080
Yeah.

1131
00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:54,080
It's like my last dream.

1132
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:59,600
My last dream was fucking bonkers.

1133
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:04,400
Which entails that his intelligence quotient has been estimated to be higher than 98% of

1134
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:06,760
the adult human population.

1135
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:07,760
That's normal.

1136
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:08,760
Yeah.

1137
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:09,760
I thought so too.

1138
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:13,680
That's not actually that much of a stretch compared to how low the level of human intelligence

1139
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:14,680
is.

1140
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:19,600
His abilities are, he is one of the most highly skilled investigators in the world with detective

1141
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:22,720
skills rivaling those of Batman and Ralph Dibny.

1142
00:54:22,720 --> 00:54:24,800
So he's like his name suits him.

1143
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:27,480
One that sounds like he's Batman, but the other one Ralph, does it sound like Ralph

1144
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:28,480
Dibny?

1145
00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:29,480
Elongated Dibny.

1146
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:30,480
He's a bitch.

1147
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:31,480
Occultism.

1148
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:35,360
So he's good at that.

1149
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:39,680
He is capable of conversing with all animals regardless of origin and their own language,

1150
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:41,960
including all spoken and written human languages.

1151
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:42,960
Damn.

1152
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:44,960
That's actually really good.

1153
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:49,280
I want to see him speak Spanish.

1154
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:50,280
And he knows martial arts.

1155
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:51,280
Imagine getting fucked up.

1156
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:52,280
Yeah, imagine like a fucking...

1157
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:57,560
Imagine being like ripped apart but just by like kung fu and shit.

1158
00:54:57,560 --> 00:55:00,920
Like even a garage, like if he does a palm strike, he just fucking crushes the person's

1159
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:01,920
skull.

1160
00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:07,040
So I'm just going to neutralize him when he fucking does a palm strike and punches

1161
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:08,600
their nose into their fucking brain.

1162
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:10,720
He's like, oh shit, I forgot.

1163
00:55:10,720 --> 00:55:13,480
I'm two times stronger than normal human.

1164
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:18,000
Oh fuck.

1165
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,480
He does a fucking like one of those like judo flips, right?

1166
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:22,240
Filling him rips his arm off.

1167
00:55:22,240 --> 00:55:25,400
Like, oh shit, I'm so sorry.

1168
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:29,720
Detective Champ's hyperintelligence has shown that it has downsides, however, and that he

1169
00:55:29,720 --> 00:55:34,200
has claimed it is difficult for him to concentrate without the help of alcohol to focus his mind.

1170
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:36,240
I wonder if I did that if I could concentrate.

1171
00:55:36,240 --> 00:55:40,240
For a brief time, Detective Champ also had additional sense expanding powers granted

1172
00:55:40,240 --> 00:55:42,960
to him by the helmet of Dr. Fate.

1173
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:47,400
Because perhaps of Champ's muscles are much more dense than a human's, Detective Champ

1174
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:50,280
is also unable to swim.

1175
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:53,400
Monkeys can swim, can't they?

1176
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:54,400
Some not all.

1177
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:57,520
There's some that can't.

1178
00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:59,840
Chimps are heavy though, like dense anyway.

1179
00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:02,920
Yeah, they have thick ass fucking muscles.

1180
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:08,360
The other versions of Detective Champ, there's one in tangent Superman's reign.

1181
00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:12,520
The Earth-9 version of Detective Champ is revealed to be the screen name of a human

1182
00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:14,720
hacker named Guy Gardner.

1183
00:56:14,720 --> 00:56:18,040
So is, boy, Guy Gardner's Detective Champ in his random universe?

1184
00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:20,280
Yeah, because that's his screen name.

1185
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:21,280
Yeah.

1186
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:28,000
Then in DC 1 million and Dark Knight's metal, let's see, the far future version of Detective

1187
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:33,800
Champ is one of the heroes of the gorilla galaxy and wears a costume similar to Batman's.

1188
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:36,040
Yeah.

1189
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:41,040
He's also appeared in TV, Batman the Brave and the Bold, and he's also appeared in Teen

1190
00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:42,040
Titans Go.

1191
00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:46,280
No, don't tarnish his legacy by going on Teen Titans Go.

1192
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:47,480
No, no.

1193
00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:50,160
He's also appeared in Scooby Doo and Batman the Brave and the Bold.

1194
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:52,920
Damn, wasn't that shit apparently.

1195
00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:56,400
And he's appeared in the Teen Titans movies, Go, Teen Titans Go.

1196
00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:57,400
Oh no.

1197
00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:58,400
Teen Titans movies.

1198
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:01,160
Still ruin his legacy.

1199
00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:08,920
He also appeared in Lego Batman 3 video game, Injustice 2, and Lego DC super villains.

1200
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:09,920
He's in Injustice 2?

1201
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:10,920
Yeah.

1202
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:11,920
I'm assuming that is a playable character.

1203
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:16,080
Well, it says Detective Champ was originally said to appear as a playable character in

1204
00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:18,560
Injustice 2, but was cut for unknown reasons.

1205
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:19,560
Motherfuckers.

1206
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:20,560
I'd give it a 3 foot 9.

1207
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:22,560
Imagine trying to hit that.

1208
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:25,160
Yeah, it'd be a really small hit box actually.

1209
00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:29,720
You'd be like, damn it, I can't fucking get this motherfucker.

1210
00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:30,720
Yeah.

1211
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:34,400
That would be an OB character.

1212
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:36,960
The smaller hit box would really ruin, break the game.

1213
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:37,960
It would suck.

1214
00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:38,960
Fuck.

1215
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:40,400
It would definitely suck.

1216
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:46,680
And then in our anime breakdown for this week, it has been requested multiple times and I've

1217
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:50,480
tried to do my own due diligence for it, but it's called Mother of Goddesses Dormitory.

1218
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:51,480
Hentai hentai.

1219
00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:54,960
Basically, is what it truly is.

1220
00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:55,960
Without the sex.

1221
00:57:55,960 --> 00:57:56,960
But a lot of.

1222
00:57:56,960 --> 00:57:57,960
Voring the.

1223
00:57:57,960 --> 00:57:58,960
What.

1224
00:57:58,960 --> 00:57:59,960
Of innuendo and.

1225
00:57:59,960 --> 00:58:00,960
Boobs.

1226
00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:02,440
There's a lot of.

1227
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:04,320
If you watch high dive, it's uncensored.

1228
00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:06,400
So you see the book.

1229
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:07,400
Say fucking less.

1230
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:13,040
Hi, I'm there today.

1231
00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:17,760
Episode one is called The Problem with Minoru and Frey.

1232
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:21,800
And then Koshi becomes a dorm mother.

1233
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:27,480
So first year middle school student Koshi Nagumo is made homeless by a fire and his

1234
00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:29,520
father abandoning him.

1235
00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:36,920
Koshi is taken by in by Minoru watching who feeds him and lets him use the bath because

1236
00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:41,400
she realizes the bathroom contains three naked girls and fleas knocking over a fourth and

1237
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:46,360
ending up with his face in her panties and then panties.

1238
00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:47,360
Yes.

1239
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:51,000
Where he's like nudging it back and forth.

1240
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:52,000
He's just.

1241
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:53,000
Yeah.

1242
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:57,360
Minoru explains she is she is the manager of the goddesses dormitory at Seikan woman's

1243
00:58:57,360 --> 00:58:58,480
university.

1244
00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:03,880
The girls are Kiriya, Serina and Frey plus the girl whose panties he encountered just

1245
00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:04,880
now.

1246
00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:07,880
Adna or Atena.

1247
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:12,320
Minoru offers Koshi a job as dormitory mother.

1248
00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:15,840
Adna who fears men refuses to accept Koshi and moves out.

1249
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:19,720
She grabs her hobo bag and let go to go carry it.

1250
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:21,920
Not wanting that Adna to lose her home.

1251
00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:26,400
Koshi leaves instead finding him sleeping on the bench and realizing her selfishness.

1252
00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:30,480
Adna brings Koshi back but passes out after he accidentally gropes her.

1253
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:33,600
Because he wakes her up like soft.

1254
00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:39,520
It's 2024 you guys need to stop this.

1255
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:44,240
Koshi begins cleaning cleaning but discovers the dorm is locally known as the problem dorm.

1256
00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:47,440
Due to the girls odd behaviors.

1257
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:52,920
Minoru performs scientific experiments and often produces toxic substances and gases

1258
00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:53,920
coming out of building.

1259
00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:54,920
That's why she's called Minoru.

1260
00:59:54,920 --> 01:00:01,720
Sounds like manure to me.

1261
01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:04,360
Not like that but like chemical gases.

1262
01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:10,520
And Frey is a cosplayer who dresses people in costumes often against their will.

1263
01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:15,520
Plus all the girls seem to enjoy being partially clothed or entirely naked all the time.

1264
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:20,320
Koshi scolds him and pressing Minoru he has taken responsibility already.

1265
01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:24,720
Like I haven't been yelled at before that's good.

1266
01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:28,320
Episode 2 is called the problem with Kiriya and Serene.

1267
01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:36,160
And then Adna awakens.

1268
01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:39,080
Kiriya breaks the floor and falls into Koshi's room.

1269
01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:48,880
Having gotten excited during readings Shoujo is like martial arts type.

1270
01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:52,420
She asks to share Koshi's room as he resembles her brothers.

1271
01:00:52,420 --> 01:00:56,840
But then she tries wrestling him until he flees to her room instead.

1272
01:00:56,840 --> 01:01:02,840
Because she puts him in a headlock.

1273
01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:04,520
Kiriya is left flustered though.

1274
01:01:04,520 --> 01:01:08,880
Serene makes Koshi a bizarre offer to fix the floor if he becomes her servant.

1275
01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:11,480
Half asleep Koshi agrees and Serene kisses him.

1276
01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:15,480
The next morning the floor is fixed and Koshi worries over a strange dream that he had.

1277
01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:17,480
It's like that couldn't have been real.

1278
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:18,480
It's just like my dreams.

1279
01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:20,480
Couldn't have been real.

1280
01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:21,480
No.

1281
01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:26,560
Adna is concerned Koshi and the girls are becoming friends too quickly.

1282
01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:29,760
While shopping with him Koshi praises the progress she has made with Min since they

1283
01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:31,760
met which she appreciates.

1284
01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:34,960
Then realizes Koshi made the other girls feel the same way and flees.

1285
01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:41,080
Only for Koshi to save her by pretending that she is his sister whenever she bumps into

1286
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:42,960
two different men.

1287
01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:47,600
Adna surprisingly finds the idea of being his sister intensely appealing and insists

1288
01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:50,360
that he call her big sis.

1289
01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:55,320
The moment is ruined whenever her skirt falls down accidentally showing her panties again.

1290
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:57,720
She panics and falls with her butt on his face.

1291
01:01:57,720 --> 01:02:03,080
Regardless she understands why the others already trust him and decides to help by protecting

1292
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:05,480
him from the immoral behavior of the others.

1293
01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:07,960
Though this leads to the others wanting to be his sisters too.

1294
01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:12,600
What the fuck is he going to find in his ears already?

1295
01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:13,600
I told you it's a lot of things.

1296
01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:18,160
I wonder about the actual like mental state of certain type of writers.

1297
01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:19,160
It's a lot of...

1298
01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:25,480
Every writer, like their kink will always come out in the writing some way.

1299
01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:26,480
And you see this.

1300
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:28,880
Like I've seen it a thousand times.

1301
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:31,080
Quentin Tarantino loves feet.

1302
01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:35,640
For some reason Diomera del Toro loves having siblings in an almost romantic and sexual

1303
01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:36,960
relationship.

1304
01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:42,360
In Hellboy Golden, the Golden Army, he had those two sisters or two brothers and sisters

1305
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:45,320
that were twins that had a real intimate relationship.

1306
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:53,600
In fucking that one movie where Loki was in, High Peak or Peak something, he had like an

1307
01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:57,480
actual and sexual relationship between the brother and sister.

1308
01:02:57,480 --> 01:03:01,640
And the brother's wife found out about it and they ruined the whole fucking household.

1309
01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:03,880
Who else has their kinks?

1310
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:04,880
Let me think here.

1311
01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:08,880
I think one writer that has a kink.

1312
01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:11,720
Mark Miller for some reason loves having rape.

1313
01:03:11,720 --> 01:03:12,720
All his comic books.

1314
01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:13,720
I don't know why.

1315
01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:14,720
Yeah.

1316
01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:15,720
Let me think.

1317
01:03:15,720 --> 01:03:20,960
I haven't read enough of this about Stephen King to know what his kinks are.

1318
01:03:20,960 --> 01:03:21,960
Kids.

1319
01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:25,080
I mean he had the orgy scene.

1320
01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:27,400
Yeah, but that was one book.

1321
01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:28,400
He was high on coke.

1322
01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:29,400
That might get you ready.

1323
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:30,400
I don't know.

1324
01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:33,400
He must have woken up and been like, what the fuck?

1325
01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:38,600
Let's go ahead and publish it.

1326
01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:40,600
I still understand the editors.

1327
01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:43,680
Like did he do a lot of coke too?

1328
01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:45,440
I said let's publish this shit.

1329
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:50,080
I'd be like wait a minute Stephen, let's talk about this real fucking quick.

1330
01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:54,720
Why is this necessary to the plot of the comedy book?

1331
01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:56,840
That just shows that they don't always read the entire thing.

1332
01:03:56,840 --> 01:03:59,840
And Stephen's like his teeth are grinding.

1333
01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:00,840
It's just like, you know.

1334
01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:03,840
And they start licking his teeth more.

1335
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:05,920
I need more coke.

1336
01:04:05,920 --> 01:04:07,480
I wish I could write like Stephen King.

1337
01:04:07,480 --> 01:04:11,560
Not his actual story, but like the level of commitment he takes to writing.

1338
01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:13,880
That man writes like non-fucking-stop.

1339
01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:17,160
You have George R. R. Martin.

1340
01:04:17,160 --> 01:04:20,200
But this is a bitch, a bastard, a son of a whore.

1341
01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:24,000
Who's having trouble just finishing what he has trouble because everyone knew the fucking

1342
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:25,680
plot was coming.

1343
01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:33,040
Everyone knows that Jon Snow is the illegitimate child of Raynor Targaryen and Ned Stark's

1344
01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:34,040
dead sister.

1345
01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:38,200
So he's the heir to the throne.

1346
01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:40,280
And now he's like fuck.

1347
01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:42,280
Well you made it too obvious.

1348
01:04:42,280 --> 01:04:43,280
Way too obvious.

1349
01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:46,480
And then they ruin season eight or whatever of Game of Thrones.

1350
01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:49,040
God, they fucked the entire thing up I think.

1351
01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:54,400
I wonder what my kinks would be in my writing.

1352
01:04:54,400 --> 01:05:01,920
Because writing is like your human nature coming up, bubbling up into the written word.

1353
01:05:01,920 --> 01:05:04,760
So it's you basically.

1354
01:05:04,760 --> 01:05:08,760
And what you see the world as and how you...

1355
01:05:08,760 --> 01:05:14,160
You can tell what this is because the kid is 12 and these are college-age women.

1356
01:05:14,160 --> 01:05:18,800
Like this is basically a guy who fantasized of being when he was younger.

1357
01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:20,400
That fantasized about older women.

1358
01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:22,320
Older women liking him.

1359
01:05:22,320 --> 01:05:24,400
So he just poured it like...but he does it too obviously.

1360
01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:25,400
Yes he does.

1361
01:05:25,400 --> 01:05:27,080
All right moving on.

1362
01:05:27,080 --> 01:05:28,240
Episode three.

1363
01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:31,360
Coochie at a loss and Coochie goes back to school.

1364
01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:32,360
Coochie.

1365
01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:33,360
Coochie?

1366
01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:34,360
Coochie.

1367
01:05:34,360 --> 01:05:35,360
I know.

1368
01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:37,640
Manure and Coochie.

1369
01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:40,200
If he's as smart as...he's just like wordplay in the fucking words.

1370
01:05:40,200 --> 01:05:43,200
I think he might be Coochie and Coochie.

1371
01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:45,960
Ain't no fucking way.

1372
01:05:45,960 --> 01:05:49,200
The girls compete to see who is the best big sister.

1373
01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:51,200
Frey dresses Coochie as a girl.

1374
01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:52,200
Coochie.

1375
01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:55,760
Manure tries to test her latest formula on him.

1376
01:05:55,760 --> 01:05:58,600
Sereine is too hungry to compete.

1377
01:05:58,600 --> 01:06:05,000
Kirya uses erotic wrestling moves on him and Adna can't be near him without getting a nosebleed.

1378
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:06,480
The famous nosebleed trail.

1379
01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:08,040
That's the whole point.

1380
01:06:08,040 --> 01:06:13,280
Whenever he fell face first into her Coochie she just got a nosebleed and passed out.

1381
01:06:13,280 --> 01:06:14,280
Eesh.

1382
01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:15,280
Coochie decides...

1383
01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:16,800
They're all college age right?

1384
01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:17,800
Yes.

1385
01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:18,800
So they're all 18 or above.

1386
01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:19,800
Yes.

1387
01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:20,800
He's the one that's the minor.

1388
01:06:20,800 --> 01:06:21,800
Yes.

1389
01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:22,800
Okay just making sure we're at the storyline.

1390
01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:23,800
Yes.

1391
01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:27,240
Coochie decides to...this is exactly what having sisters is like.

1392
01:06:27,240 --> 01:06:29,600
No it's not you fucking freak.

1393
01:06:29,600 --> 01:06:33,720
Manure and Frey announce that they have enrolled Coochie into middle school again though.

1394
01:06:33,720 --> 01:06:34,720
Since I...

1395
01:06:34,720 --> 01:06:35,720
It's more like fist fights.

1396
01:06:35,720 --> 01:06:36,720
Yeah.

1397
01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:41,600
It's smacking the fucking standoffs which are sibling.

1398
01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:47,160
So on his first day of school Coochie is punished by Satuya, his friend who he hasn't seen since

1399
01:06:47,160 --> 01:06:49,360
his house burned down.

1400
01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:53,040
Satuya pretends to be mad at him but privately was worried.

1401
01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:57,720
I wouldn't even pretend to be mad at him.

1402
01:06:57,720 --> 01:06:59,040
Like just her like...

1403
01:06:59,040 --> 01:07:01,640
And that one thing where like she's like the...

1404
01:07:01,640 --> 01:07:05,120
In her mind she's like oh I feel so bad get the fuck away from me.

1405
01:07:05,120 --> 01:07:06,880
Oh she's not okay.

1406
01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:10,020
But she's like she's not trying to like be mean.

1407
01:07:10,020 --> 01:07:11,800
She just doesn't know how to be around guys.

1408
01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:15,400
She doesn't know how to...what's the word I'm looking for?

1409
01:07:15,400 --> 01:07:17,320
How to like gauge her emotions I guess?

1410
01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:18,320
Yeah.

1411
01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:19,320
Appropriately.

1412
01:07:19,320 --> 01:07:22,080
So in her mind she's like I feel so bad and then he goes to go like touch her and he's

1413
01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:23,640
like stop fucking touching me.

1414
01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:24,640
Well I wouldn't be touching you.

1415
01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:27,160
You were not supposed to touch her anyway without permission.

1416
01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:28,800
So she's heat intolerant though.

1417
01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:30,160
And she remembers...

1418
01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:31,160
She's what?

1419
01:07:31,160 --> 01:07:32,160
Heat intolerant?

1420
01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:33,160
Yes.

1421
01:07:33,160 --> 01:07:34,160
What does that mean?

1422
01:07:34,160 --> 01:07:35,160
It means that most people can't.

1423
01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:40,320
We're fucking boiling out here.

1424
01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:45,120
She remembers whenever Kushi became her friend because he would make his fingers cold with

1425
01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:48,200
ice before holding her hand.

1426
01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:52,120
After listening to his story about Goddess's dorm she insists to meet the other girls but

1427
01:07:52,120 --> 01:07:54,280
Kushi accidentally falls on her.

1428
01:07:54,280 --> 01:07:55,280
She has tempted to let...

1429
01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:58,660
Just leave him there to die in a ditch.

1430
01:07:58,660 --> 01:08:02,520
She has tempted to let something lewd happen but overheats and punishes him instead.

1431
01:08:02,520 --> 01:08:03,800
How does she?

1432
01:08:03,800 --> 01:08:04,800
His age.

1433
01:08:04,800 --> 01:08:05,800
Yeah.

1434
01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:06,800
No.

1435
01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:12,720
I mean like it's age appropriate for them to but not to be portrayed on an anime.

1436
01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:17,440
So Kushi hopes to show Satya the dorm is perfectly normal.

1437
01:08:17,440 --> 01:08:19,640
He's like I don't have nothing to hide.

1438
01:08:19,640 --> 01:08:21,120
I haven't done nothing wrong.

1439
01:08:21,120 --> 01:08:22,840
Because he hasn't like...

1440
01:08:22,840 --> 01:08:23,840
Man, Danny.

1441
01:08:23,840 --> 01:08:25,720
He hasn't went out of his way to do anything wrong.

1442
01:08:25,720 --> 01:08:27,000
Just the shit keeps happening.

1443
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:28,000
Well he's fucking 12.

1444
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:29,600
His mind wouldn't even comprehend what to do.

1445
01:08:29,600 --> 01:08:30,600
Oh he does.

1446
01:08:30,600 --> 01:08:34,360
Yeah his...no that's the mind of an adult thinking as a child.

1447
01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:38,360
Like he thinks he would think of it...that's not a 12 year old's mind at all.

1448
01:08:38,360 --> 01:08:39,360
Yeah.

1449
01:08:39,360 --> 01:08:40,360
That was never our mind either.

1450
01:08:40,360 --> 01:08:43,640
I was like damn if I get this fucking Pokemon I'm gonna be fucking upset.

1451
01:08:43,640 --> 01:08:48,560
I'm gonna play a fucking Fire Red.

1452
01:08:48,560 --> 01:08:54,480
So whenever they get there they encounter Frey who is cosplaying as a sexy bunny girl.

1453
01:08:54,480 --> 01:09:00,680
And Minoru who only is dressed in her lab coat and panties as her dorm room was in the

1454
01:09:00,680 --> 01:09:02,600
middle of yet another chemical explosion.

1455
01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:03,600
Jesus.

1456
01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:05,720
It's just like no bra no nothing.

1457
01:09:05,720 --> 01:09:09,480
Lab coat and panties.

1458
01:09:09,480 --> 01:09:10,480
Episode 4.

1459
01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:15,120
I mean she has the thing where the middle is open but both boobs are covered by the other

1460
01:09:15,120 --> 01:09:16,120
ends.

1461
01:09:16,120 --> 01:09:17,120
No they pop out.

1462
01:09:17,120 --> 01:09:18,120
Oh the real ones?

1463
01:09:18,120 --> 01:09:21,120
All right because it's like actually uncensored.

1464
01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:24,120
It is uncensored.

1465
01:09:24,120 --> 01:09:27,960
Like they don't show any of the bottom but they definitely show the top.

1466
01:09:27,960 --> 01:09:33,200
I kind of want to see it but sometimes I kind of don't want to see it either.

1467
01:09:33,200 --> 01:09:34,200
I kind of want to...

1468
01:09:34,200 --> 01:09:37,880
No the reason I have a 12 year old would be probably enticed by college age girls.

1469
01:09:37,880 --> 01:09:38,880
Yeah.

1470
01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:41,000
If that's a guy's fantasy then he can just do that in private.

1471
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:45,680
Just keep a deep dark secret file folder in the back.

1472
01:09:45,680 --> 01:09:49,320
I'm sure everybody has their secret file folder written and stuff they don't show anybody.

1473
01:09:49,320 --> 01:09:53,720
Episode 4 is called The Childhood Friend visits the Dorm.

1474
01:09:53,720 --> 01:09:56,720
And Kushi goes undercover at a woman's college.

1475
01:09:56,720 --> 01:09:59,920
So Satya decides to judge whether the dorm is suitable.

1476
01:09:59,920 --> 01:10:04,560
The girls realize that Satya has a crush on Kushi.

1477
01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:12,240
Satya is infuriated by what Kushi considers the girls normal, lewd and dangerous behavior

1478
01:10:12,240 --> 01:10:15,880
but is convinced to spend the night in Adna's room.

1479
01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:21,440
Satya demands to know what Adna's relationship to Kushi is but before she can answer, Kushi

1480
01:10:21,440 --> 01:10:27,280
ends up in a nude situation with Kiriya in the bathroom.

1481
01:10:27,280 --> 01:10:30,360
So he goes in there to go take a shower right?

1482
01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:31,360
He's walking out.

1483
01:10:31,360 --> 01:10:32,360
Walking in?

1484
01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:33,360
Just dick swinging.

1485
01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:34,360
Yeah.

1486
01:10:34,360 --> 01:10:36,120
But he's 12 so he's not really swinging at all.

1487
01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:40,960
No it's an elephant pitcher that's put over.

1488
01:10:40,960 --> 01:10:41,960
Like Timmy?

1489
01:10:41,960 --> 01:10:42,960
Yeah.

1490
01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:43,960
Yes.

1491
01:10:43,960 --> 01:10:44,960
What do you know?

1492
01:10:44,960 --> 01:10:51,360
It's a very good combination of the two things that we've talked about today.

1493
01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:56,920
But he's walking out and she's walking in and he just bumps into her with her boobs.

1494
01:10:56,920 --> 01:10:59,000
His fucking dick just slaps her in the face.

1495
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:04,360
No she falls down and then he is somehow straddling her.

1496
01:11:04,360 --> 01:11:08,160
Just about you know.

1497
01:11:08,160 --> 01:11:09,880
So Adna and Kiriya begin.

1498
01:11:09,880 --> 01:11:12,880
I need some psychologies.

1499
01:11:12,880 --> 01:11:17,720
Like I understand that you probably didn't get a lot of relationships growing up.

1500
01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:19,400
You just gotta let that go man.

1501
01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:22,240
Don't internalize it into a fantasy series.

1502
01:11:22,240 --> 01:11:27,200
Like I said this is not generally my style of anime but I was asked to cover this.

1503
01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:28,200
What?

1504
01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:29,200
Multiple times.

1505
01:11:29,200 --> 01:11:30,200
Multiple times?

1506
01:11:30,200 --> 01:11:31,680
Yeah in our comment section.

1507
01:11:31,680 --> 01:11:32,680
Oh.

1508
01:11:32,680 --> 01:11:33,680
Yep.

1509
01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:36,320
Let's go ahead and shout out the one that asked for it.

1510
01:11:36,320 --> 01:11:37,320
Let's not do that Timmy.

1511
01:11:37,320 --> 01:11:38,320
You know what I mean?

1512
01:11:38,320 --> 01:11:41,320
It's not me he asked for it.

1513
01:11:41,320 --> 01:11:45,000
Your order he asked for it.

1514
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:46,000
Independence Reno.

1515
01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:47,000
Independence Reno.

1516
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:51,920
He's the one that asked for Dragonar Academy and a couple of the other ones too that all

1517
01:11:51,920 --> 01:11:52,920
have the same setups.

1518
01:11:52,920 --> 01:11:59,240
You gotta let go of the past my friends.

1519
01:11:59,240 --> 01:12:03,680
Stop fantasy out of being 12 and hook it up with college girls.

1520
01:12:03,680 --> 01:12:05,640
Just move on man.

1521
01:12:05,640 --> 01:12:09,560
When they forget their lunches Frey forces Kushi to deliver their lunches to them.

1522
01:12:09,560 --> 01:12:14,240
Since men are banned from the women's campuses Frey forces Kushi to cross dress as a girl.

1523
01:12:14,240 --> 01:12:17,080
Why is that always the fucking option?

1524
01:12:17,080 --> 01:12:20,280
Why isn't that just a fucking day pass for a male?

1525
01:12:20,280 --> 01:12:25,320
What the fuck do you mean the only solution is to cross dress as a female?

1526
01:12:25,320 --> 01:12:27,760
Whenever he is exposed anyway Adina saves him.

1527
01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:31,980
Kushi notices that Adina doesn't get a nosebleed whenever he is cross dressing.

1528
01:12:31,980 --> 01:12:37,480
They find Kirya but is forced to change whenever they accidentally get wet.

1529
01:12:37,480 --> 01:12:39,920
Because a bucket of water falls off of the building.

1530
01:12:39,920 --> 01:12:42,520
Oh well is that a nowhere?

1531
01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:47,760
Adina borrows one of Kirya's shirts but due to her large breasts and short shirt rips

1532
01:12:47,760 --> 01:12:50,960
exposing her breasts to Kushi and finally giving her a nosebleed again.

1533
01:12:50,960 --> 01:12:52,680
Why do you want to give her a nosebleed?

1534
01:12:52,680 --> 01:12:54,000
Her taste fell out.

1535
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:57,640
Because the dude staring at her she's like.

1536
01:12:57,640 --> 01:13:03,580
Returning home Adina announces that all they need is a vacation together and Sotia is invited

1537
01:13:03,580 --> 01:13:04,580
as well.

1538
01:13:04,580 --> 01:13:10,000
In episode 5 Sirene the shut in and the goddess's dormitory goes on vacation.

1539
01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:14,600
So in this episode Sirene is uneasy about vacationing away from the moon the source

1540
01:13:14,600 --> 01:13:16,200
of her power.

1541
01:13:16,200 --> 01:13:20,400
Like it's a weird like she's an otaku where she.

1542
01:13:20,400 --> 01:13:21,400
Oh.

1543
01:13:21,400 --> 01:13:25,600
There are not actual mystical abilities in this shit Sirene okay.

1544
01:13:25,600 --> 01:13:29,080
It's her being fucking weird.

1545
01:13:29,080 --> 01:13:33,400
Everyone decides to create a portable sage zone filled with moon items for her.

1546
01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:37,800
Minoru provides a costume from a moon themed anime which is rejected because it's like

1547
01:13:37,800 --> 01:13:38,800
Sailor Moon.

1548
01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:41,400
Sort of looks like this is moon themed.

1549
01:13:41,400 --> 01:13:43,440
Fucking yeah Sailor Moon.

1550
01:13:43,440 --> 01:13:45,000
Minoru provides moon themed.

1551
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:47,160
I never think of a Sailor Moon was fucked up too.

1552
01:13:47,160 --> 01:13:48,160
I know.

1553
01:13:48,160 --> 01:13:51,440
Because they would like when they were transformed they'd be butt naked for a split second.

1554
01:13:51,440 --> 01:13:52,440
Yeah.

1555
01:13:52,440 --> 01:13:53,440
Weren't they high school girls too?

1556
01:13:53,440 --> 01:13:54,440
Yeah.

1557
01:13:54,440 --> 01:13:55,440
Yeah oh man what the fuck.

1558
01:13:55,440 --> 01:13:57,760
You never thought about these things did you?

1559
01:13:57,760 --> 01:14:00,840
Oh my god we were we were so blind to the.

1560
01:14:00,840 --> 01:14:01,840
Over to you.

1561
01:14:01,840 --> 01:14:03,880
We were so blind to the brightness on a constant basis.

1562
01:14:03,880 --> 01:14:04,880
Remember Ash and Misty.

1563
01:14:04,880 --> 01:14:07,840
No wonder we're so fucking uh gooned out in our brains.

1564
01:14:07,840 --> 01:14:10,600
We just think it's normal.

1565
01:14:10,600 --> 01:14:13,200
Yeah but we handled it very well compared to Gen Z.

1566
01:14:13,200 --> 01:14:14,200
Fuck.

1567
01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:21,720
Minoru provides moon themed aphrodisiac but accidentally uses it on Frey instead.

1568
01:14:21,720 --> 01:14:28,040
Kirya tries to teach Sirene moon themed Tai Chi but Sirene becomes too tired to do it.

1569
01:14:28,040 --> 01:14:33,600
Athena provides an umbrella with a moon symbol and Kushi finishes washing Sirene's jacket

1570
01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:37,480
which she calls her moon robe curing her uneasiness.

1571
01:14:37,480 --> 01:14:41,120
Sirene visits Kushi and kisses him in his sleep.

1572
01:14:41,120 --> 01:14:44,800
That's I guess the law.

1573
01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:49,600
At the hotel Athena admits she organized the vacation to apologize to Sutea.

1574
01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:54,280
Minoru tries to peek in on Kushi in his bath resulting in Athena being exposed naked and

1575
01:14:54,280 --> 01:14:56,240
giving Kushi a nosebleed.

1576
01:14:56,240 --> 01:14:57,760
So it reverses that time.

1577
01:14:57,760 --> 01:14:59,360
Wow.

1578
01:14:59,360 --> 01:15:03,360
Everyone sleeps in Kushi's room and various stages of nudity except for Athena who sneaks

1579
01:15:03,360 --> 01:15:04,960
out.

1580
01:15:04,960 --> 01:15:09,360
Minoru and Kushi follow her to the haunted section of the hotel.

1581
01:15:09,360 --> 01:15:14,640
Minoru almost has a moment with Kushi and wonders if it was caused by lust or fear of

1582
01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:15,640
ghosts.

1583
01:15:15,640 --> 01:15:21,120
Athena almost kisses Kushi despite still wanting to be his big sister but they are

1584
01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:22,720
caught by Minoru and Sirene.

1585
01:15:22,720 --> 01:15:25,840
The next morning Frey insists they finally go to the beach.

1586
01:15:25,840 --> 01:15:26,840
Yay.

1587
01:15:26,840 --> 01:15:33,960
Because apparently this whole episode, whenever Athena booked the rooms for this hotel, it

1588
01:15:33,960 --> 01:15:37,280
has almost the same name as the one that was on the beach so she booked the one that was

1589
01:15:37,280 --> 01:15:41,160
supposed to be on the beach but it was in the mountains so it's completely the wrong

1590
01:15:41,160 --> 01:15:42,160
place.

1591
01:15:42,160 --> 01:15:43,160
So they're in the mountains?

1592
01:15:43,160 --> 01:15:46,280
Yes with hot springs instead of beside the beach.

1593
01:15:46,280 --> 01:15:48,560
There's always a hot springs episode.

1594
01:15:48,560 --> 01:15:50,880
And there's always a beach episode.

1595
01:15:50,880 --> 01:15:51,880
Which is what we go to.

1596
01:15:51,880 --> 01:15:54,520
So I guess you get off all the tropes.

1597
01:15:54,520 --> 01:15:56,960
So it's a beach episode.

1598
01:15:56,960 --> 01:16:04,680
So in this episode, at the beach, Kushi remains confused about Athena.

1599
01:16:04,680 --> 01:16:09,120
A fish gets stuck in Sotiya's swimsuit causing her to struggle to swim.

1600
01:16:09,120 --> 01:16:13,560
Kushi rushes to save her but remembering he can't swim since Curia instead.

1601
01:16:13,560 --> 01:16:18,200
Sotiya is glad Kushi was worried about her but Kushi sees Athena being harassed by Min

1602
01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:24,480
so he pulls her away revealing that Athena no longer gets nosebleeds around Kushi as

1603
01:16:24,480 --> 01:16:29,040
he makes her feel safe so she doesn't look at him as like a perv at this point.

1604
01:16:29,040 --> 01:16:34,880
Sotiya apologizes to Curia and Athena admitting she was jealous they helped Kushi after losing

1605
01:16:34,880 --> 01:16:41,960
his home while she couldn't and is convinced Athena has only sisterly feelings for Kushi.

1606
01:16:41,960 --> 01:16:43,520
Kushi begins acting strangely.

1607
01:16:43,520 --> 01:16:50,240
Frey decides cosplay will get him to talk and drags her sorry talk and drags him to

1608
01:16:50,240 --> 01:16:52,840
her favorite cosplay studio.

1609
01:16:52,840 --> 01:16:58,680
Frey dresses herself and Kushi as characters from an anime.

1610
01:16:58,680 --> 01:17:02,760
Tricking Kushi into answering honestly Frey learns most of what occurred during the vacation

1611
01:17:02,760 --> 01:17:07,640
as confession about his current relationship with the girls clashing with his changing

1612
01:17:07,640 --> 01:17:08,640
emotions.

1613
01:17:08,640 --> 01:17:13,440
Kushi realizes that he wants to protect Athena but is unsure if he wants to do it as a dorm

1614
01:17:13,440 --> 01:17:16,120
mother or a brother or as a man.

1615
01:17:16,120 --> 01:17:31,600
But either way he intends to do it with more confidence from now on.

1616
01:17:31,600 --> 01:17:36,560
He also learns from Frey that she will stop running from her past and someday try to reveal

1617
01:17:36,560 --> 01:17:39,600
her true blunt self to the goddess' dormitory.

1618
01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:49,320
Episode 7 Kushi and Sutina attend a festival at the girls college where Minuru sells aphrodisiacs

1619
01:17:49,320 --> 01:18:04,080
and Sutina is saved from Minuru's lusty female victims by Serene using a highly advanced

1620
01:18:04,080 --> 01:18:06,600
moon laser.

1621
01:18:06,600 --> 01:18:10,960
Serene claims this drained her energy and requires a kiss to recharge.

1622
01:18:10,960 --> 01:18:15,480
She almost kisses Kushi but he thinks of Athena and stops.

1623
01:18:15,480 --> 01:18:21,080
Athena volunteers as a maid but struggles serving men and falls with her breast in Kushi's

1624
01:18:21,080 --> 01:18:22,880
face again.

1625
01:18:22,880 --> 01:18:24,360
These bitches trip a lot.

1626
01:18:24,360 --> 01:18:25,360
Magnetic apparently.

1627
01:18:25,360 --> 01:18:26,360
I know.

1628
01:18:26,360 --> 01:18:29,480
Sutina discovers she likes maid outfits at this point.

1629
01:18:29,480 --> 01:18:34,480
A crossdressing contest is announced with Kiriya as the judge crossdressed as a boy.

1630
01:18:34,480 --> 01:18:42,320
Kushi has a drink but realizes it was another aphrodisiac that will reveal his true self.

1631
01:18:42,320 --> 01:18:48,600
Kiriya gives him three tickets to a maze and Kushi becomes uncharacteristically excited.

1632
01:18:48,600 --> 01:18:53,240
In the maze, Athena and Kiriya realize Kushi is acting his age instead of his overly mature

1633
01:18:53,240 --> 01:18:54,240
self.

1634
01:18:54,240 --> 01:18:58,000
Goes back to being a little kid instead of trying to be a man.

1635
01:18:58,000 --> 01:19:03,320
Kushi trips in the dark and gross both the Athena and Kiriya returning to him to normal.

1636
01:19:03,320 --> 01:19:07,800
Manuru later reveals Kushi only drank water, meaning everything he did was his own free

1637
01:19:07,800 --> 01:19:08,800
will.

1638
01:19:08,800 --> 01:19:10,600
Which really fucked it up.

1639
01:19:10,600 --> 01:19:13,520
It wasn't a placebo effect.

1640
01:19:13,520 --> 01:19:16,960
That's all it was.

1641
01:19:16,960 --> 01:19:22,120
Sutina has great access as a sadist maid.

1642
01:19:22,120 --> 01:19:26,800
The occult research society attempt to capture Serene to study her moon powers but are stopped

1643
01:19:26,800 --> 01:19:31,560
by another aphrodisiac which causes them to chase after the crossdressing Kiriya and use

1644
01:19:31,560 --> 01:19:35,400
chaos for the entire festival.

1645
01:19:35,400 --> 01:19:42,160
A lot of aphrodisiacs going on around here.

1646
01:19:42,160 --> 01:19:47,200
Next one, Kiriya is asked to run her family dojo Christmas party.

1647
01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:48,880
Athena and Kushi volunteer to help.

1648
01:19:48,880 --> 01:19:51,920
While cleaning the showers, Kushi sees Athena naked again.

1649
01:19:51,920 --> 01:19:59,040
Who falls on top of him and gets a nosebleed.

1650
01:19:59,040 --> 01:20:04,400
Now anemic, Athena is unable to help so Kushi and Kiriya go shopping.

1651
01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:11,600
Kiriya thinks maybe that she and Kushi are on a date but comments from passerbys make

1652
01:20:11,600 --> 01:20:14,160
her think Kushi only likes Athena.

1653
01:20:14,160 --> 01:20:19,840
Kiriya decides to be Santa so they ask Frey to help.

1654
01:20:19,840 --> 01:20:24,960
Frey goes overboard taking Kiriya's measurements so Kushi flees before he can see anything

1655
01:20:24,960 --> 01:20:25,960
inappropriate.

1656
01:20:25,960 --> 01:20:29,720
She's like I'm going to measure everything.

1657
01:20:29,720 --> 01:20:31,920
Just for a cost.

1658
01:20:31,920 --> 01:20:34,560
Serene is bribed with food to replace Athena.

1659
01:20:34,560 --> 01:20:45,440
The dojo's younger students assist Kushi and Serene help practice karate but Kushi is forced

1660
01:20:45,440 --> 01:20:50,760
to step in when Serene's outfit falls open.

1661
01:20:50,760 --> 01:20:53,600
One of the students thinks that she doesn't deserve a present because she never plays

1662
01:20:53,600 --> 01:20:57,440
with the others so Kushi helps her make friends.

1663
01:20:57,440 --> 01:21:02,040
Kiriya and Serene reveal the outfit's Frey made and Kiriya realizes hers make her panties

1664
01:21:02,040 --> 01:21:03,040
visible.

1665
01:21:03,040 --> 01:21:07,560
It comes up way too high.

1666
01:21:07,560 --> 01:21:11,920
She is the reindeer Serene rides on Kushi's back causing him to realize that she isn't

1667
01:21:11,920 --> 01:21:15,600
wearing anything under her skirt.

1668
01:21:15,600 --> 01:21:20,760
Kushi gives Kiriya a present so she almost kisses him until Serene interrupts.

1669
01:21:20,760 --> 01:21:24,360
Next episode Minoru buys a kotatsu.

1670
01:21:24,360 --> 01:21:30,440
The girls all tease Kushi under the table but also reminisce about using kotatsu with

1671
01:21:30,440 --> 01:21:32,200
their families.

1672
01:21:32,200 --> 01:21:37,040
Kushi asks if he and Sotiya can use it while doing homework.

1673
01:21:37,040 --> 01:21:39,040
Disappointing at Athena.

1674
01:21:39,040 --> 01:21:42,840
Sotiya is hesitant but agrees as long as she doesn't overheat.

1675
01:21:42,840 --> 01:21:45,320
Athena goes shopping for knitting supplies.

1676
01:21:45,320 --> 01:21:49,760
Kushi falls asleep under the kotatsu with his foot on Sotiya's panties.

1677
01:21:49,760 --> 01:21:54,120
Using some accidental stimulation which is witnessed by Athena causing Sotiya to punish

1678
01:21:54,120 --> 01:21:57,520
Kushi and banning him from the kotatsu indefinitely.

1679
01:21:57,520 --> 01:22:00,520
That's what's funny, didn't it?

1680
01:22:00,520 --> 01:22:01,520
Jesus.

1681
01:22:01,520 --> 01:22:03,520
Kushi begins spring cleaning.

1682
01:22:03,520 --> 01:22:07,920
Serene's door sticks so she falls from her window and lands with her butt in Kushi's

1683
01:22:07,920 --> 01:22:08,920
face.

1684
01:22:08,920 --> 01:22:11,120
And you being a butt man would probably like that.

1685
01:22:11,120 --> 01:22:12,480
I'm an everything man.

1686
01:22:12,480 --> 01:22:15,840
Just everything and everything.

1687
01:22:15,840 --> 01:22:17,160
I have no one type.

1688
01:22:17,160 --> 01:22:18,160
I like all women.

1689
01:22:18,160 --> 01:22:19,560
I'm all kinds.

1690
01:22:19,560 --> 01:22:21,720
Kushi finds outfits in Frey's room.

1691
01:22:21,720 --> 01:22:26,280
She forces him to cosplay in and is almost punished by Sotiya whenever she also finds

1692
01:22:26,280 --> 01:22:27,280
underwear.

1693
01:22:27,280 --> 01:22:31,840
Athena bribes their way into Serene's room with food.

1694
01:22:31,840 --> 01:22:35,480
Finding the door was jammed because a mountain of possessions collapsed while she tried to

1695
01:22:35,480 --> 01:22:40,320
find New Year's gifts she bought everyone for being their friends.

1696
01:22:40,320 --> 01:22:45,960
Minoru gets drunk on her gift, a bottle of super strength sake, along with Athena and

1697
01:22:45,960 --> 01:22:49,880
Serene so all three pass out on top of Kushi.

1698
01:22:49,880 --> 01:22:54,240
Athena drunkenly reveals that she is jealous of Sotiya but falls asleep before explaining

1699
01:22:54,240 --> 01:22:55,240
why.

1700
01:22:55,240 --> 01:22:58,360
Sotiya finds them in a pile together and furiously punishes Kushi.

1701
01:22:58,360 --> 01:23:00,080
What the hell did he do?

1702
01:23:00,080 --> 01:23:01,480
He's laying them down.

1703
01:23:01,480 --> 01:23:03,480
He's like the first one down, isn't he?

1704
01:23:03,480 --> 01:23:05,840
And they all fall on top of him.

1705
01:23:05,840 --> 01:23:07,960
And last episode of this season.

1706
01:23:07,960 --> 01:23:11,400
I can't remember if there's a season two or not.

1707
01:23:11,400 --> 01:23:15,200
Last episode is New Year's approaching so Kushi plans to make a large meal for everybody

1708
01:23:15,200 --> 01:23:16,440
since he's the dorm mother.

1709
01:23:16,440 --> 01:23:19,040
He cooks, he cleans, he does all that.

1710
01:23:19,040 --> 01:23:23,320
Noticing that Kushi is having a tough time enduring the cold weather, Athena begins to

1711
01:23:23,320 --> 01:23:25,120
name gloves as a present.

1712
01:23:25,120 --> 01:23:30,080
Kushi goes grocery shopping with Kiriya and to prepare a special meal for the holiday

1713
01:23:30,080 --> 01:23:33,320
but suddenly collapses with a fever to everyone's horror.

1714
01:23:33,320 --> 01:23:37,760
Sotiya visits in a panic but overheats whenever checking his temperature and passes out because

1715
01:23:37,760 --> 01:23:40,760
any kind of heat bothers her.

1716
01:23:40,760 --> 01:23:45,080
Not just Oklahoma heat but any kind of heat.

1717
01:23:45,080 --> 01:23:47,520
The girls attempt to nurse Kushi back to health.

1718
01:23:47,520 --> 01:23:52,000
It goes horribly wrong from Frey posing as a sexy nurse to Kiriya embarrassingly ruining

1719
01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:54,000
his clothes.

1720
01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:58,680
Kushi has a nightmare about his home burning down and decides to relieve his unease with

1721
01:23:58,680 --> 01:24:04,260
a bath only to be caught by Frey and Serenade who attempt to cure his fever by lootily massaging

1722
01:24:04,260 --> 01:24:06,660
him with medicinal oils.

1723
01:24:06,660 --> 01:24:11,920
So we almost had a normal reaction having a nightmare about a fire that ruined his life

1724
01:24:11,920 --> 01:24:14,820
and they immediately turned it into something weird.

1725
01:24:14,820 --> 01:24:19,320
Kushi then flees naked and bumps into Kiriya who hurriedly dresses him in tattered clothes

1726
01:24:19,320 --> 01:24:22,920
though they make it harder for Kushi to endure the cold.

1727
01:24:22,920 --> 01:24:30,120
Athena attempts to make rice gruel but Frey adds her own ingredients which explode leaving

1728
01:24:30,120 --> 01:24:35,400
her and Athena naked, raising Kushi's fever again and making him pass out again.

1729
01:24:35,400 --> 01:24:39,080
Realizing Kushi is dangerously sick, Athena decides to nurse him properly through the

1730
01:24:39,080 --> 01:24:40,080
night.

1731
01:24:40,080 --> 01:24:45,760
So the like normal one of the group.

1732
01:24:45,760 --> 01:24:49,680
While he is asleep, Athena confesses that she is glad that he is her dorm mother before

1733
01:24:49,680 --> 01:24:52,280
falling asleep beside him without getting a nosebleed.

1734
01:24:52,280 --> 01:24:55,720
12 years old I could be a dorm mother.

1735
01:24:55,720 --> 01:25:00,240
Well he was on the streets before all this and they gave him a job as dorm mother.

1736
01:25:00,240 --> 01:25:03,400
Kushi eventually recovers and is able to go shopping with everyone for ingredients for

1737
01:25:03,400 --> 01:25:08,320
their New Year's dinner while wearing the gloves that Athena had made for him.

1738
01:25:08,320 --> 01:25:12,360
So yeah it's a crazy series.

1739
01:25:12,360 --> 01:25:14,360
It sounds just like fan service.

1740
01:25:14,360 --> 01:25:17,440
More like a writers fantasies.

1741
01:25:17,440 --> 01:25:20,240
It is a ton of fan service.

1742
01:25:20,240 --> 01:25:22,440
Enjoyed by other people.

1743
01:25:22,440 --> 01:25:31,680
Like Athena for the entire series, she's got these two little paddles that have a little

1744
01:25:31,680 --> 01:25:33,320
babies face on them.

1745
01:25:33,320 --> 01:25:37,240
Like where she censors them throughout the show.

1746
01:25:37,240 --> 01:25:41,520
Usually since it's uncensored there are a bunch of boobs in the damn anime.

1747
01:25:41,520 --> 01:25:46,960
But she's like Mr. Simoco where she covers them up with these two paddles where people

1748
01:25:46,960 --> 01:25:49,280
can't see their boobs.

1749
01:25:49,280 --> 01:25:52,640
Like where she's constantly trying to make sure that they're not super lewd.

1750
01:25:52,640 --> 01:25:54,280
So she's like a meta joke?

1751
01:25:54,280 --> 01:25:55,280
Yeah.

1752
01:25:55,280 --> 01:25:57,480
Like where she's covering them up the entire time.

1753
01:25:57,480 --> 01:26:00,080
Oh you brought them with you to the hot springs.

1754
01:26:00,080 --> 01:26:01,080
Weird.

1755
01:26:01,080 --> 01:26:04,880
Well your choice would be meta.

1756
01:26:04,880 --> 01:26:10,200
But to be fair to Independence Reno this is not my style of anime but I did watch the

1757
01:26:10,200 --> 01:26:14,320
episodes just so that way I could at least know what I'm talking about.

1758
01:26:14,320 --> 01:26:16,200
Which is sad.

1759
01:26:16,200 --> 01:26:18,720
Because believe me I would not normally choose that.

1760
01:26:18,720 --> 01:26:22,440
It's not my style.

1761
01:26:22,440 --> 01:26:24,520
But yeah I can see you have a style though Independence Reno.

1762
01:26:24,520 --> 01:26:26,040
I see you have a style.

1763
01:26:26,040 --> 01:26:30,000
So you're a fighter with your man.

1764
01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:31,000
You're following in a way.

1765
01:26:31,000 --> 01:26:33,000
Instead of Z you're following in the anime.

1766
01:26:33,000 --> 01:26:34,000
Yeah probably not.

1767
01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:35,000
I said with anime.

1768
01:26:35,000 --> 01:26:38,000
The whole 12 year old fantasy thing about being younger.

1769
01:26:38,000 --> 01:26:41,000
I was going to be in a perv.

1770
01:26:41,000 --> 01:26:44,160
I didn't say what pipe perv.

1771
01:26:44,160 --> 01:26:46,880
The borderline bad type of perv.

1772
01:26:46,880 --> 01:26:49,280
Oh shit.

1773
01:26:49,280 --> 01:26:54,560
All righty ready for some Reddit?

1774
01:26:54,560 --> 01:26:55,560
Yeah.

1775
01:26:55,560 --> 01:26:58,280
We'll finish off with some Reddit for today.

1776
01:26:58,280 --> 01:27:01,040
All right.

1777
01:27:01,040 --> 01:27:10,600
I'm getting tired already.

1778
01:27:10,600 --> 01:27:12,560
Well I had to wake up early for work.

1779
01:27:12,560 --> 01:27:14,120
I hate morning shifts.

1780
01:27:14,120 --> 01:27:15,120
Yeah.

1781
01:27:15,120 --> 01:27:16,120
All right.

1782
01:27:16,120 --> 01:27:19,240
Maybe I'm not late to sleep but I don't exactly sleep in time.

1783
01:27:19,240 --> 01:27:21,200
True.

1784
01:27:21,200 --> 01:27:26,160
The first one is by Massive Vast 7171.

1785
01:27:26,160 --> 01:27:27,160
Massive Vast?

1786
01:27:27,160 --> 01:27:28,480
As the person puts.

1787
01:27:28,480 --> 01:27:32,840
I broke up with my boyfriend a couple of weeks ago because he cheated on me.

1788
01:27:32,840 --> 01:27:40,240
We had been dating for about three years and I can't lie it's been really hard to get over.

1789
01:27:40,240 --> 01:27:42,920
But my best friend has helped me through a lot.

1790
01:27:42,920 --> 01:27:47,500
My best friend, let's call him Jake, has been close with me for over ten years.

1791
01:27:47,500 --> 01:27:52,200
We go to each other for everything and nothing sexual has ever happened come close to happening

1792
01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:53,800
or anything like that before.

1793
01:27:53,800 --> 01:28:04,040
But a couple of days ago I was crying my heart out about this and he came over to my place.

1794
01:28:04,040 --> 01:28:05,560
Why are we playing games girl?

1795
01:28:05,560 --> 01:28:06,960
You know exactly what's gonna happen.

1796
01:28:06,960 --> 01:28:10,960
This man has been on the prowl for ten years.

1797
01:28:10,960 --> 01:28:11,960
He's just waiting.

1798
01:28:11,960 --> 01:28:13,400
He's been waiting.

1799
01:28:13,400 --> 01:28:14,400
Yeah.

1800
01:28:14,400 --> 01:28:16,600
He put our favorite show on and held me for ages.

1801
01:28:16,600 --> 01:28:25,840
About midway through he started to push my head down slowly before he just did.

1802
01:28:25,840 --> 01:28:26,840
Forgot men are animals.

1803
01:28:26,840 --> 01:28:36,080
I don't know what came over me but I started to suck it.

1804
01:28:36,080 --> 01:28:38,640
And no damn friendship is awaiting a list.

1805
01:28:38,640 --> 01:28:41,640
And we fucked passionately.

1806
01:28:41,640 --> 01:28:45,120
Anyway it got me thinking about what my ex said about Jake previously.

1807
01:28:45,120 --> 01:28:46,800
He's not just a friend.

1808
01:28:46,800 --> 01:28:49,080
He looks at you more than that.

1809
01:28:49,080 --> 01:28:53,640
It got me questioning if Jake's friendship was genuine or he just played a very long

1810
01:28:53,640 --> 01:28:54,640
game.

1811
01:28:54,640 --> 01:28:55,640
He played the game.

1812
01:28:55,640 --> 01:28:57,280
They always play the game.

1813
01:28:57,280 --> 01:28:59,800
That's probably why the other dude left her.

1814
01:28:59,800 --> 01:29:03,440
They are always playing the game.

1815
01:29:03,440 --> 01:29:04,880
Dudes know what other dudes are thinking.

1816
01:29:04,880 --> 01:29:05,880
I'm sorry.

1817
01:29:05,880 --> 01:29:06,880
Fucking animals.

1818
01:29:06,880 --> 01:29:10,640
He's been on the prowl for ten years.

1819
01:29:10,640 --> 01:29:15,400
He's followed you in the Serengeti until you finally got wounded.

1820
01:29:15,400 --> 01:29:17,160
And then pushed your head down.

1821
01:29:17,160 --> 01:29:18,160
Good Jesus.

1822
01:29:18,160 --> 01:29:19,160
Good God.

1823
01:29:19,160 --> 01:29:22,120
It's also bad on Jake's part for being an asshole friend.

1824
01:29:22,120 --> 01:29:23,120
Yeah.

1825
01:29:23,120 --> 01:29:24,840
Putting her in that compromising position.

1826
01:29:24,840 --> 01:29:25,840
Yeah.

1827
01:29:25,840 --> 01:29:27,880
But the other dude knew.

1828
01:29:27,880 --> 01:29:29,800
He knew Jake was a fucking.

1829
01:29:29,800 --> 01:29:32,040
He knew Jake wasn't a true friend.

1830
01:29:32,040 --> 01:29:33,600
He's like he just wants to fuck you.

1831
01:29:33,600 --> 01:29:34,600
Yeah basically.

1832
01:29:34,600 --> 01:29:35,600
No.

1833
01:29:35,600 --> 01:29:37,680
And then as soon as you break up.

1834
01:29:37,680 --> 01:29:38,680
Let's fuck girl.

1835
01:29:38,680 --> 01:29:40,960
It's like what happened girl I'll take care of you.

1836
01:29:40,960 --> 01:29:43,200
They cry to each other's arms for hours upon it.

1837
01:29:43,200 --> 01:29:45,720
Of course he's over here like just fucking.

1838
01:29:45,720 --> 01:29:50,480
He's just like fucking yes.

1839
01:29:50,480 --> 01:29:51,720
Winter winter chicken dinner.

1840
01:29:51,720 --> 01:29:54,520
It's like he played that long ten year game.

1841
01:29:54,520 --> 01:29:56,280
He played the long fucking games.

1842
01:29:56,280 --> 01:29:57,280
Yeah.

1843
01:29:57,280 --> 01:29:58,400
Unless he had multiple games going.

1844
01:29:58,400 --> 01:29:59,400
He had to.

1845
01:29:59,400 --> 01:30:02,720
A man can't survive on one game alone.

1846
01:30:02,720 --> 01:30:05,880
Alright.

1847
01:30:05,880 --> 01:30:07,480
Next one is by Made for Filth.

1848
01:30:07,480 --> 01:30:10,760
I have to I like that was mine actually.

1849
01:30:10,760 --> 01:30:11,760
Alright.

1850
01:30:11,760 --> 01:30:16,160
So this person puts a bunch of work colleagues went out for some drinks on Friday night.

1851
01:30:16,160 --> 01:30:20,960
As usual once the sauce kicked in the banter turned into not safe for work things.

1852
01:30:20,960 --> 01:30:25,240
The girls were starting to talk about bad sexual encounters they have had recently or

1853
01:30:25,240 --> 01:30:28,760
as we call them in Australia dude roots or dud roots.

1854
01:30:28,760 --> 01:30:30,280
Dud roots interesting.

1855
01:30:30,280 --> 01:30:34,780
And one of the girls stated that they may as well take care of business themselves.

1856
01:30:34,780 --> 01:30:40,640
That leads to the conversation on their favorite toys and one that gave me multiple orgasms.

1857
01:30:40,640 --> 01:30:44,360
One of the girls looked at the guys and commented that it was a shame that none of us would

1858
01:30:44,360 --> 01:30:48,400
ever know the good how good it was to have multiple orgasms.

1859
01:30:48,400 --> 01:30:50,800
No refractory period.

1860
01:30:50,800 --> 01:30:56,840
There was a bit of banter back on about how it was worth it to not have periods in childbirth.

1861
01:30:56,840 --> 01:31:01,200
And they said that it made that it made everything worth it.

1862
01:31:01,200 --> 01:31:05,800
One of the female colleagues pointed pointedly asked the question.

1863
01:31:05,800 --> 01:31:08,800
Can't some men like have multiples with butt stuff.

1864
01:31:08,800 --> 01:31:10,640
The others expressed disbelief.

1865
01:31:10,640 --> 01:31:14,520
I was many drinks deep at this point and my filter was off for a holiday.

1866
01:31:14,520 --> 01:31:18,200
So I interjected and I said that yes it was a real thing.

1867
01:31:18,200 --> 01:31:27,120
So I heard they asked if I knew a single person who could do it and I said that I could.

1868
01:31:27,120 --> 01:31:39,920
You can hear a pin drop.

1869
01:31:39,920 --> 01:31:44,080
They demanded to know the details of how and what it was like.

1870
01:31:44,080 --> 01:31:49,400
I didn't go into gory details but I explained briefly that with the right toy and position

1871
01:31:49,400 --> 01:31:56,440
it was very easy to give myself multiple prostate orgasms in the same power and style of a female.

1872
01:31:56,440 --> 01:32:01,360
Some were fascinated some were grossed out but then the topic changed.

1873
01:32:01,360 --> 01:32:06,520
Today I come into work and the vibe has changed dramatically.

1874
01:32:06,520 --> 01:32:10,840
The girls that were sitting near me have all moved their stuff to other desks and are now

1875
01:32:10,840 --> 01:32:13,120
super awkward around me.

1876
01:32:13,120 --> 01:32:18,680
I did some careful listening and questioned me and it turns out the girls that were there

1877
01:32:18,680 --> 01:32:22,040
spent a lot of time talking about it over the weekend and had concluded that it was

1878
01:32:22,040 --> 01:32:26,720
perverted and gross and decided that they didn't want to sit near me anymore.

1879
01:32:26,720 --> 01:32:29,080
You can't fucking yuck someone's young.

1880
01:32:29,080 --> 01:32:33,560
In our morning meeting they all sat on the opposite end of the table to myself and avoided

1881
01:32:33,560 --> 01:32:34,560
it.

1882
01:32:34,560 --> 01:32:37,400
They were fucking dirty bitches.

1883
01:32:37,400 --> 01:32:40,480
Well at least I got my orgasms.

1884
01:32:40,480 --> 01:32:41,480
That's fucked up.

1885
01:32:41,480 --> 01:32:45,880
Why would they fucking just single him out because he said that.

1886
01:32:45,880 --> 01:32:48,320
He answered when nobody asked.

1887
01:32:48,320 --> 01:32:50,280
So they did didn't they?

1888
01:32:50,280 --> 01:32:52,280
Then there's an update.

1889
01:32:52,280 --> 01:32:56,680
What you got fired?

1890
01:32:56,680 --> 01:33:00,360
So last week I was out with some colleagues.

1891
01:33:00,360 --> 01:33:01,720
We were all drunk.

1892
01:33:01,720 --> 01:33:04,400
They had talked about masturbation, toys and multiple orgasms.

1893
01:33:04,400 --> 01:33:06,880
One of them commented that men must be jealous.

1894
01:33:06,880 --> 01:33:10,360
I mean how the fuck did they learn from the previous?

1895
01:33:10,360 --> 01:33:11,360
Well this is a continuation.

1896
01:33:11,360 --> 01:33:12,360
That's what I'm saying.

1897
01:33:12,360 --> 01:33:14,760
They did not learn from the last time.

1898
01:33:14,760 --> 01:33:19,000
One of them raised a kid with anal or prostate play.

1899
01:33:19,000 --> 01:33:21,400
One of them demanded to know if there was a male capable of it.

1900
01:33:21,400 --> 01:33:22,880
I pointed out that I could.

1901
01:33:22,880 --> 01:33:23,880
They wanted to know how.

1902
01:33:23,880 --> 01:33:27,600
I gave them a basic rundown that the prostate was basically like the g-spot and with the

1903
01:33:27,600 --> 01:33:30,280
right stimulation could let a guy have multiples.

1904
01:33:30,280 --> 01:33:33,520
The following Monday I got into work and they were all sitting in new places away from me

1905
01:33:33,520 --> 01:33:35,800
and looked weirdly at me.

1906
01:33:35,800 --> 01:33:37,480
I have an update to this story.

1907
01:33:37,480 --> 01:33:40,920
I worked from home on Tuesday as I normally do and returned to work today.

1908
01:33:40,920 --> 01:33:44,600
I came into work to find that all but one of them had moved back to their normal sitting

1909
01:33:44,600 --> 01:33:45,840
areas.

1910
01:33:45,840 --> 01:33:48,080
Everything was fine as if nothing had happened.

1911
01:33:48,080 --> 01:33:50,040
We were all chatting like we normally do.

1912
01:33:50,040 --> 01:33:54,760
One of the girls said that she was going to the kitchen and offered to fill water bottles

1913
01:33:54,760 --> 01:33:57,520
like she always does and included me as usual.

1914
01:33:57,520 --> 01:34:02,200
Another girl said that she was popping to the coffee shop and offered to pick up the

1915
01:34:02,200 --> 01:34:06,840
orders and asked me as she normally does.

1916
01:34:06,840 --> 01:34:10,720
I was later sitting in the lunch room until the girls on the team came over and sat with

1917
01:34:10,720 --> 01:34:12,680
me as they will often do.

1918
01:34:12,680 --> 01:34:23,640
We were all chatting and I asked why everyone had moved their desks.

1919
01:34:23,640 --> 01:34:28,720
According to them they got a text from another of the girls, I'll call her Prude, to say

1920
01:34:28,720 --> 01:34:33,280
that she wanted to move desks for a few days because the AC was too cold where she sat

1921
01:34:33,280 --> 01:34:37,600
and whenever they came in Prude had already moved her stuff.

1922
01:34:37,600 --> 01:34:40,280
Prude generally sat next to me.

1923
01:34:40,280 --> 01:34:43,200
So they were trying to say why they had all moved their stuff.

1924
01:34:43,200 --> 01:34:45,560
It was because of this one girl.

1925
01:34:45,560 --> 01:34:46,560
Oh shit.

1926
01:34:46,560 --> 01:34:47,560
Oh shit.

1927
01:34:47,560 --> 01:34:51,760
But they're going to put all the blame on that one girl.

1928
01:34:51,760 --> 01:34:54,760
Later in the day Prude revealed to the other girls that she didn't want to sit next to

1929
01:34:54,760 --> 01:34:58,480
me anymore because she thought I was disgusting due to the butt stuff.

1930
01:34:58,480 --> 01:35:02,520
The others told her to grow up and that the conversation was on topic whenever they were

1931
01:35:02,520 --> 01:35:03,880
out anyway.

1932
01:35:03,880 --> 01:35:08,600
So it was hypocritical to have an issue with what I did compared to what the other girls

1933
01:35:08,600 --> 01:35:09,600
did.

1934
01:35:09,600 --> 01:35:12,720
Apparently it got pretty heated because one of them pointed out that Prude had admitted

1935
01:35:12,720 --> 01:35:21,120
to owning several freaky dildos including a horse one and a tentacle one.

1936
01:35:21,120 --> 01:35:23,120
Which is pretty normal these days to be honest though.

1937
01:35:23,120 --> 01:35:26,720
Oh that's like the most normal shit I've heard so far in this conversation.

1938
01:35:26,720 --> 01:35:33,360
When Prude wouldn't let it go she said that no place thinking anyone else's shit was weird.

1939
01:35:33,360 --> 01:35:39,520
The other girls moved their stuff back to desks next to mine and left her there.

1940
01:35:39,520 --> 01:35:42,960
They told me I had nothing to worry about and didn't give a shit what I did in my own

1941
01:35:42,960 --> 01:35:43,960
privacy.

1942
01:35:43,960 --> 01:35:49,200
They admitted that they had dated guys who were into butt play as well as it's a shame

1943
01:35:49,200 --> 01:35:51,280
more men aren't in tune with that.

1944
01:35:51,280 --> 01:35:52,280
Oh thanks.

1945
01:35:52,280 --> 01:35:55,520
You're just trying to make yourself feel better.

1946
01:35:55,520 --> 01:36:00,960
They probably also really do think that he's gay at this point so it's like it's fine.

1947
01:36:00,960 --> 01:36:05,280
They're just fucking going to round up the ass.

1948
01:36:05,280 --> 01:36:09,760
They also reassured me and they made it very clear to Prude that if she spread rumors or

1949
01:36:09,760 --> 01:36:12,880
made an issue out of it they'd throw her under the bus.

1950
01:36:12,880 --> 01:36:18,080
Which they kind of already did but they actually threw her under the bus.

1951
01:36:18,080 --> 01:36:22,040
And then the funniest part is the comments underneath this.

1952
01:36:22,040 --> 01:36:23,040
Oh lord.

1953
01:36:23,040 --> 01:36:28,360
It's like you'll be in for you'll be the butt of some cheeky jokes for a while but I'm glad

1954
01:36:28,360 --> 01:36:29,360
it worked out.

1955
01:36:29,360 --> 01:36:37,120
And then after that it would help if there if he was also anal retentive.

1956
01:36:37,120 --> 01:36:39,040
No you didn't hear everything came out.

1957
01:36:39,040 --> 01:36:40,040
Okay.

1958
01:36:40,040 --> 01:36:44,720
And then below that so things that weren't too impact.

1959
01:36:44,720 --> 01:36:50,800
And then the first member that impacted damn near rectum.

1960
01:36:50,800 --> 01:36:56,720
Below that damn rectum damn near killed him.

1961
01:36:56,720 --> 01:37:03,120
It's just making fun of literally everything that he just said there.

1962
01:37:03,120 --> 01:37:07,360
Alrighty next one is by Zack Zup attack.

1963
01:37:07,360 --> 01:37:09,720
This person fits.

1964
01:37:09,720 --> 01:37:12,680
So I was at the mall with my son who's a toddler.

1965
01:37:12,680 --> 01:37:15,560
Anyway my son was playing really well with this little girl.

1966
01:37:15,560 --> 01:37:19,480
Like they have like they were two peas in a pod playing together just having a blast.

1967
01:37:19,480 --> 01:37:20,480
I'm a big dude.

1968
01:37:20,480 --> 01:37:23,600
A lot of people say I look scared like a scary type.

1969
01:37:23,600 --> 01:37:27,000
I'm a scary kid.

1970
01:37:27,000 --> 01:37:28,000
Yeah.

1971
01:37:28,000 --> 01:37:30,800
Anyway my son is playing.

1972
01:37:30,800 --> 01:37:31,800
I'm eating my lunch.

1973
01:37:31,800 --> 01:37:32,800
He didn't lunch.

1974
01:37:32,800 --> 01:37:33,800
Let's just make it funnier.

1975
01:37:33,800 --> 01:37:39,160
And I said I need to figure out who this girl's parents are.

1976
01:37:39,160 --> 01:37:40,160
I figure it out.

1977
01:37:40,160 --> 01:37:41,920
She's apparently a hot mom.

1978
01:37:41,920 --> 01:37:46,480
So I'll walk up and go hey our kids are having fun playing together maybe I can get your

1979
01:37:46,480 --> 01:37:48,480
number we can set up a play date.

1980
01:37:48,480 --> 01:37:52,080
She looks at me and goes I'm married.

1981
01:37:52,080 --> 01:37:53,160
I was thinking that's nice.

1982
01:37:53,160 --> 01:37:54,680
My son wants to play with your daughter.

1983
01:37:54,680 --> 01:37:57,000
So I said me too.

1984
01:37:57,000 --> 01:37:58,320
My wife would love to meet you.

1985
01:37:58,320 --> 01:37:59,800
Our kids are playing well together.

1986
01:37:59,800 --> 01:38:01,960
Do you want to set up a play date.

1987
01:38:01,960 --> 01:38:07,080
At that point her husband walks up and she goes this guy is asking for my number after

1988
01:38:07,080 --> 01:38:09,960
I told him I'm married.

1989
01:38:09,960 --> 01:38:12,400
At this point I'm thinking fuck it not worth it.

1990
01:38:12,400 --> 01:38:16,600
I apologize and sit down and wait for my son to finish playing.

1991
01:38:16,600 --> 01:38:21,000
Yeah I should have said that the first time after she said I'm married.

1992
01:38:21,000 --> 01:38:22,520
You already got rejected bro.

1993
01:38:22,520 --> 01:38:23,520
I said say that once.

1994
01:38:23,520 --> 01:38:24,520
I'm like okay.

1995
01:38:24,520 --> 01:38:25,520
It's like cool.

1996
01:38:25,520 --> 01:38:30,280
Or that like now you can be something off topic like you guys what time is it I'm married.

1997
01:38:30,280 --> 01:38:31,280
Okay.

1998
01:38:31,280 --> 01:38:35,640
I didn't know I'm married was the time.

1999
01:38:35,640 --> 01:38:42,280
Next one is by Audra Nicolo.

2000
01:38:42,280 --> 01:38:43,640
This happened back in April.

2001
01:38:43,640 --> 01:38:47,480
It was only just recently stopped being completely mortifying and became funny enough for me

2002
01:38:47,480 --> 01:38:49,400
to feel okay posting it.

2003
01:38:49,400 --> 01:38:51,680
The day my mom passed away I sat in the living room.

2004
01:38:51,680 --> 01:38:56,560
I was having that giggle that early giggle didn't help at all.

2005
01:38:56,560 --> 01:39:01,400
It's like oh shit.

2006
01:39:01,400 --> 01:39:02,800
Over here laughing at this woman.

2007
01:39:02,800 --> 01:39:03,800
Damn.

2008
01:39:03,800 --> 01:39:06,680
How could you know I.

2009
01:39:06,680 --> 01:39:10,800
The day my mom passed away I sat in the living room with some of my family.

2010
01:39:10,800 --> 01:39:14,200
She had been sick for a while and in that time my cousin had found some necklaces at

2011
01:39:14,200 --> 01:39:16,860
my mom's house and brought them to me.

2012
01:39:16,860 --> 01:39:20,260
One of them was a skinny silver capsule maybe an inch and a half long.

2013
01:39:20,260 --> 01:39:24,880
My cousin insisted it was an intention stick like where you write on a slip of paper and

2014
01:39:24,880 --> 01:39:26,960
roll it up inside of the pendant.

2015
01:39:26,960 --> 01:39:29,960
After my mom had died I felt like an appropriate time to open it.

2016
01:39:29,960 --> 01:39:33,120
I look inside the capsule and saw what looked like white paper.

2017
01:39:33,120 --> 01:39:34,120
Oh.

2018
01:39:34,120 --> 01:39:35,400
Oh so it was an intention stick.

2019
01:39:35,400 --> 01:39:38,080
Real scared as to what it's going to be.

2020
01:39:38,080 --> 01:39:42,000
I think as I try to shake it out of my hand but no paper comes out.

2021
01:39:42,000 --> 01:39:44,880
It's ashes in my hand.

2022
01:39:44,880 --> 01:39:47,020
I just dumped ashes into my hand.

2023
01:39:47,020 --> 01:39:49,000
My great aunt's cremains specifically.

2024
01:39:49,000 --> 01:39:53,480
Oh God I'm sitting there having a heart attack while somebody in the room helps me brush

2025
01:39:53,480 --> 01:39:58,160
my hands onto a piece of paper and gets the ashes back into their little container.

2026
01:39:58,160 --> 01:40:01,440
At exactly this moment my cousin walks in and asks what I'm doing.

2027
01:40:01,440 --> 01:40:06,240
I start freaking out internally because the ashes were her mom's.

2028
01:40:06,240 --> 01:40:10,240
I thought she'd be horrified or even offended.

2029
01:40:10,240 --> 01:40:14,600
But instead she just started laughing like flat out cackling.

2030
01:40:14,600 --> 01:40:16,240
Mom still found a way to make her grand appearance.

2031
01:40:16,240 --> 01:40:20,840
Oh yeah I bet you the witch is a cackling.

2032
01:40:20,840 --> 01:40:23,440
My mom still found a way to make a grand appearance today.

2033
01:40:23,440 --> 01:40:27,400
She would have thought this was fucking hilarious.

2034
01:40:27,400 --> 01:40:29,960
She was right her mom would have found it absolutely hilarious.

2035
01:40:29,960 --> 01:40:30,960
My mom would have too.

2036
01:40:30,960 --> 01:40:34,920
I bet you were there laughing your asses off together in the beyond after that little

2037
01:40:34,920 --> 01:40:35,920
fuck up of mine.

2038
01:40:35,920 --> 01:40:40,960
Yeah I don't know if I want to dump some ashes into my hand though out of nowhere.

2039
01:40:40,960 --> 01:40:41,960
You know shit happens.

2040
01:40:41,960 --> 01:40:45,080
They fall off the fucking counter top or something.

2041
01:40:45,080 --> 01:40:46,600
Oh fuck.

2042
01:40:46,600 --> 01:40:51,160
Alright next one is by Have you tried CBD?

2043
01:40:51,160 --> 01:40:52,160
I have not.

2044
01:40:52,160 --> 01:40:53,160
What is CBD?

2045
01:40:53,160 --> 01:40:56,480
Oh that weed oil shit.

2046
01:40:56,480 --> 01:41:00,120
I have always thought the obligatory this happened blank days ago was annoying but here

2047
01:41:00,120 --> 01:41:01,120
I am.

2048
01:41:01,120 --> 01:41:04,320
This one happened last week.

2049
01:41:04,320 --> 01:41:07,840
My husband and I are going on vacation in a few weeks and we're hiring an in-house pet

2050
01:41:07,840 --> 01:41:09,880
sitter for the week.

2051
01:41:09,880 --> 01:41:14,940
We got two indoor security cameras to monitor our pets whenever the sitter is out.

2052
01:41:14,940 --> 01:41:19,360
Our dog has separation anxiety because her previous owners moved across the country and

2053
01:41:19,360 --> 01:41:21,080
left her in the house to die.

2054
01:41:21,080 --> 01:41:24,160
So it will be nice to check up on her virtually.

2055
01:41:24,160 --> 01:41:27,760
The sitter is welcome to put the cover on the cameras whenever they are home.

2056
01:41:27,760 --> 01:41:29,920
Anyways we installed the cameras last week.

2057
01:41:29,920 --> 01:41:33,560
It's fun seeing how our animals behave and interact whenever we're gone but I caught

2058
01:41:33,560 --> 01:41:36,600
something I wish I knew about earlier.

2059
01:41:36,600 --> 01:41:40,560
One day last week I made myself coffee but I had to go to the bathroom before enjoying

2060
01:41:40,560 --> 01:41:44,960
it and I'm not the type to bring my beverages to the toilet with me so I left it on the

2061
01:41:44,960 --> 01:41:45,960
coffee table.

2062
01:41:45,960 --> 01:41:54,120
I guess I'm going to drink out of the fucking cup.

2063
01:41:54,120 --> 01:41:58,120
When I was done with my paperwork I returned to the spot on the couch and my coffee and

2064
01:41:58,120 --> 01:42:00,040
thoroughly enjoyed every moment of it.

2065
01:42:00,040 --> 01:42:04,400
Flash forward to later that day I was going through the camera footage and saw my dog

2066
01:42:04,400 --> 01:42:08,400
very sneakily tiptoe up to my coffee and take two sips.

2067
01:42:08,400 --> 01:42:11,440
This shit gives me energy.

2068
01:42:11,440 --> 01:42:17,040
And then gingerly returned to her bed and take the exact same position as before.

2069
01:42:17,040 --> 01:42:18,040
Motherfucker.

2070
01:42:18,040 --> 01:42:21,560
It was only gone for three minutes.

2071
01:42:21,560 --> 01:42:27,080
That inspired me to check the footage of a few days prior to where I recorded in every

2072
01:42:27,080 --> 01:42:32,760
single fucking day the exact same shenanigans.

2073
01:42:32,760 --> 01:42:37,320
But I also caught both my dog and one of my cats sharing the coffee.

2074
01:42:37,320 --> 01:42:40,840
That can't be good for them.

2075
01:42:40,840 --> 01:42:42,440
How long has this been going on?

2076
01:42:42,440 --> 01:42:45,080
I've had the exact same morning routine for years.

2077
01:42:45,080 --> 01:42:47,760
They probably just lit up on coffee.

2078
01:42:47,760 --> 01:42:50,600
Like where's my morning coffee bitch?

2079
01:42:50,600 --> 01:42:55,320
I can only assume that they've been sampling my hot bean juice on the daily.

2080
01:42:55,320 --> 01:42:59,040
Maybe the fuck up is that I didn't get the cameras earlier or that I shouldn't be leaving

2081
01:42:59,040 --> 01:43:00,760
my coffee on the coffee table.

2082
01:43:00,760 --> 01:43:03,440
Watching your dog shake from lack of fucking caffeine.

2083
01:43:03,440 --> 01:43:05,440
What's the caffeine at?

2084
01:43:05,440 --> 01:43:10,000
Having caffeine withdrawals after years.

2085
01:43:10,000 --> 01:43:12,560
They probably would too.

2086
01:43:12,560 --> 01:43:15,040
Their system is so used to taking the two sips every morning.

2087
01:43:15,040 --> 01:43:16,040
For years?

2088
01:43:16,040 --> 01:43:18,600
And then the cat sharing it with it.

2089
01:43:18,600 --> 01:43:20,600
Fucking asshole animal.

2090
01:43:20,600 --> 01:43:21,600
Jesus.

2091
01:43:21,600 --> 01:43:24,640
Next one is by Natta Wurdle.

2092
01:43:24,640 --> 01:43:25,640
Not a Wurdle.

2093
01:43:25,640 --> 01:43:26,640
Not a Wurdle.

2094
01:43:26,640 --> 01:43:30,520
This person puts, I work in a big city near where my girlfriend lives.

2095
01:43:30,520 --> 01:43:33,680
And yesterday after work I drove straight to her house and parked my car in the street

2096
01:43:33,680 --> 01:43:35,600
next to hers as I usually do.

2097
01:43:35,600 --> 01:43:40,240
But this morning whenever I returned to where I thought I had parked my car it was gone.

2098
01:43:40,240 --> 01:43:44,760
Having been towed in the area before I immediately thought it had happened again and started

2099
01:43:44,760 --> 01:43:46,560
frantically looking for my car.

2100
01:43:46,560 --> 01:43:49,200
Hoping that they had just moved it rather than impounded it.

2101
01:43:49,200 --> 01:43:53,080
After looking all over the five streets adjacent to hers I came to the conclusion that it must

2102
01:43:53,080 --> 01:43:54,120
have been impounded.

2103
01:43:54,120 --> 01:43:58,960
So after a 10 minute walk to the nearest police station I explain my situation to them but

2104
01:43:58,960 --> 01:44:02,840
they are unaware that my vehicle has been towed and tell me to look around the area

2105
01:44:02,840 --> 01:44:03,840
again.

2106
01:44:03,840 --> 01:44:09,040
I go back to where I thought I had parked it and search the streets again but defeated

2107
01:44:09,040 --> 01:44:12,520
have to return to the police station where they tell me that they will drive me around

2108
01:44:12,520 --> 01:44:14,760
the area to help me look for my car.

2109
01:44:14,760 --> 01:44:19,680
After 20 minutes of waiting two officers arrive to accompany on my search for my lost car.

2110
01:44:19,680 --> 01:44:24,520
In the first address in the first adjacent street that we enter I see my car parked

2111
01:44:24,520 --> 01:44:28,960
and have to admit with shame that it's exactly where I told them I had parked it and then

2112
01:44:28,960 --> 01:44:32,760
start to apologize profusely to the officers wasting their time.

2113
01:44:32,760 --> 01:44:36,360
I then got out of the car and wonder why I had not seen it parked there the two times

2114
01:44:36,360 --> 01:44:37,360
I looked.

2115
01:44:37,360 --> 01:44:38,360
Hmm.

2116
01:44:38,360 --> 01:44:42,040
They're just like dude you walking past your uncle and don't want somebody to get reparked

2117
01:44:42,040 --> 01:44:43,040
it right back in the city.

2118
01:44:43,040 --> 01:44:44,040
They'd put it back.

2119
01:44:44,040 --> 01:44:45,800
Oh that'd be so fucked up.

2120
01:44:45,800 --> 01:44:47,760
That is odd.

2121
01:44:47,760 --> 01:44:50,260
Very much so.

2122
01:44:50,260 --> 01:44:53,760
And the last one for today is by Gray Fox MMU.

2123
01:44:53,760 --> 01:44:54,760
Gray Fox.

2124
01:44:54,760 --> 01:44:56,600
Spurs and puts.

2125
01:44:56,600 --> 01:45:01,080
I was on the last hour of shift serving at a Vietnamese Pho restaurant and was so tired

2126
01:45:01,080 --> 01:45:02,240
and stressed.

2127
01:45:02,240 --> 01:45:06,880
The owner was there that day and she was always super critical and scary to be around.

2128
01:45:06,880 --> 01:45:11,240
Like you never knew what she was going to go off on you for the smallest mistakes.

2129
01:45:11,240 --> 01:45:17,460
So I'm bringing a piping hot bowl of Pho to the super sweet Vietnamese dude and right

2130
01:45:17,460 --> 01:45:21,480
as I go to set it down the bowl slips out of my left hand and sloshes soup onto his

2131
01:45:21,480 --> 01:45:22,480
lap.

2132
01:45:22,480 --> 01:45:23,480
Jesus.

2133
01:45:23,480 --> 01:45:24,720
Oh that would suck.

2134
01:45:24,720 --> 01:45:26,840
Have you tried Pho?

2135
01:45:26,840 --> 01:45:27,840
Nah.

2136
01:45:27,840 --> 01:45:30,600
Like that shit is boiling hot.

2137
01:45:30,600 --> 01:45:33,000
I've watched my cousin eat it right.

2138
01:45:33,000 --> 01:45:37,920
And just the angle that we were sitting in the seating arrangement of the table.

2139
01:45:37,920 --> 01:45:40,480
Like he had to bend over to eat it right.

2140
01:45:40,480 --> 01:45:44,240
And like we're eating it because I was eating chicken fried rice and they were all eating

2141
01:45:44,240 --> 01:45:45,240
Pho.

2142
01:45:45,240 --> 01:45:46,240
Three of my cousins and then me.

2143
01:45:46,240 --> 01:45:52,680
And I look over at my cousin and he's just fucking soaked in sweat because he's been

2144
01:45:52,680 --> 01:45:56,120
bleeding over and he's like ha ha ha.

2145
01:45:56,120 --> 01:45:59,960
Wiping it off with his fucking sleeve.

2146
01:45:59,960 --> 01:46:00,960
So much humidity and fat.

2147
01:46:00,960 --> 01:46:03,960
Yeah he's just like fucking melting.

2148
01:46:03,960 --> 01:46:08,320
I told you this shit's hot.

2149
01:46:08,320 --> 01:46:10,280
She spilt it on this dude's lap.

2150
01:46:10,280 --> 01:46:13,280
So he probably had third degree fucking burns at that point.

2151
01:46:13,280 --> 01:46:14,400
Yeah.

2152
01:46:14,400 --> 01:46:16,360
It was obviously hot and burned him.

2153
01:46:16,360 --> 01:46:17,360
Not seriously.

2154
01:46:17,360 --> 01:46:19,080
The owners updated me that he's okay.

2155
01:46:19,080 --> 01:46:22,360
I felt horrible and immediately terrified for what the owner was going to do.

2156
01:46:22,360 --> 01:46:24,840
I grabbed towels for the customer and apologized like crazy.

2157
01:46:24,840 --> 01:46:26,560
I beat the shit out of him in the back.

2158
01:46:26,560 --> 01:46:27,680
I was so scared.

2159
01:46:27,680 --> 01:46:31,080
The guy even laughed and asked why I was so nervous.

2160
01:46:31,080 --> 01:46:35,280
I knew it was going to be bad whenever she had me follow her to the very back of the

2161
01:46:35,280 --> 01:46:36,280
kitchen.

2162
01:46:36,280 --> 01:46:39,000
But surprisingly she didn't yell or even look angry.

2163
01:46:39,000 --> 01:46:43,040
She just plainly explained that no one has ever messed up this bad in four years of being

2164
01:46:43,040 --> 01:46:44,040
in business.

2165
01:46:44,040 --> 01:46:45,040
God damn.

2166
01:46:45,040 --> 01:46:46,920
And then very calmly fired me on the spot.

2167
01:46:46,920 --> 01:46:47,920
Damn.

2168
01:46:47,920 --> 01:46:50,520
I felt it was deserved and I'm devastated.

2169
01:46:50,520 --> 01:46:54,720
I've been crying on and off for about a couple hours now and I'm starting to forgive myself

2170
01:46:54,720 --> 01:46:57,480
but I feel like this will haunt me for the rest of my life.

2171
01:46:57,480 --> 01:46:59,480
Yeah, because you wrote it down so it must.

2172
01:46:59,480 --> 01:47:04,040
It's one of those things where it's one of those things from just being a human that

2173
01:47:04,040 --> 01:47:06,880
like you're laying down at night about to hit to sleep.

2174
01:47:06,880 --> 01:47:10,280
Your brain is like hey you remember that one time you fucked down there?

2175
01:47:10,280 --> 01:47:12,560
You're like damn it.

2176
01:47:12,560 --> 01:47:14,240
I've had those moments a lot.

2177
01:47:14,240 --> 01:47:16,520
They just eat away at you sometimes.

2178
01:47:16,520 --> 01:47:18,960
And it's usually something not greatly.

2179
01:47:18,960 --> 01:47:21,680
It's those things, here's what people don't understand.

2180
01:47:21,680 --> 01:47:25,480
Your fuck ups are the last thing on people's mind.

2181
01:47:25,480 --> 01:47:30,240
It's funny for a little bit and then let's have a person who's a true fucking asshole

2182
01:47:30,240 --> 01:47:34,360
who can never let shit go just because they're assholes.

2183
01:47:34,360 --> 01:47:36,640
No one ever thinks about your fuck ups ever again.

2184
01:47:36,640 --> 01:47:37,640
Generally no.

2185
01:47:37,640 --> 01:47:38,640
Just you.

2186
01:47:38,640 --> 01:47:40,680
You don't have to run over a child or something.

2187
01:47:40,680 --> 01:47:42,040
Remember the time you killed that kid?

2188
01:47:42,040 --> 01:47:44,960
You gotta keep reminding me.

2189
01:47:44,960 --> 01:47:47,680
Like it's different if it's an actual huge cry.

2190
01:47:47,680 --> 01:47:53,000
I'm just saying generally like normal stuff like you trip in front of your coworkers,

2191
01:47:53,000 --> 01:47:55,640
you're like fuck.

2192
01:47:55,640 --> 01:47:59,280
Or you fart in front of your coworkers like fuck.

2193
01:47:59,280 --> 01:48:09,080
Although one side note, my dad he was working his secondary job and there's a lady that's

2194
01:48:09,080 --> 01:48:12,680
staying in this hotel from FEMA.

2195
01:48:12,680 --> 01:48:17,120
So he's joking with her and he's like you know that I'm undercover boss right?

2196
01:48:17,120 --> 01:48:20,120
I'm trying to make sure these people in here are doing their jobs.

2197
01:48:20,120 --> 01:48:24,320
And he's like so which one of these would you fire up here and which one would you keep?

2198
01:48:24,320 --> 01:48:29,240
He's like the fat lady or the old Indian over here.

2199
01:48:29,240 --> 01:48:32,560
And apparently she found this super super funny right?

2200
01:48:32,560 --> 01:48:36,240
Like I don't know how but she found this super super funny.

2201
01:48:36,240 --> 01:48:37,880
She bends down and she farts.

2202
01:48:37,880 --> 01:48:42,960
And my dad said he looks over and he's like the fuck was that?

2203
01:48:42,960 --> 01:48:45,760
And she holds her ass and says where's your bathroom at?

2204
01:48:45,760 --> 01:48:48,760
So what you shit her some?

2205
01:48:48,760 --> 01:48:51,960
She shit herself in a hotel lobby.

2206
01:48:51,960 --> 01:48:52,960
Shit happens I guess.

2207
01:48:52,960 --> 01:48:55,680
I know she's been avoiding him for the past week.

2208
01:48:55,680 --> 01:48:56,680
Don't blame her.

2209
01:48:56,680 --> 01:48:57,680
It's fucking embarrassing.

2210
01:48:57,680 --> 01:49:00,200
He said he'll walk in for his job.

2211
01:49:00,200 --> 01:49:03,720
He'll walk in and he'll see her come in from outside and she's like oh he's around the

2212
01:49:03,720 --> 01:49:05,080
corner real fast.

2213
01:49:05,080 --> 01:49:06,400
Poor girl.

2214
01:49:06,400 --> 01:49:09,080
But again he doesn't mess with her about it.

2215
01:49:09,080 --> 01:49:12,920
So again like how we were just now talking about nobody remembers your fuck ups.

2216
01:49:12,920 --> 01:49:17,200
Generally you can shit yourself if people don't care.

2217
01:49:17,200 --> 01:49:23,480
You can shit yourself on national TV if people forget.

2218
01:49:23,480 --> 01:49:25,000
It's just human nature you know.

2219
01:49:25,000 --> 01:49:26,000
You forgive and you forget.

2220
01:49:26,000 --> 01:49:27,000
Yeah.

2221
01:49:27,000 --> 01:49:28,000
I mean not even like forgive.

2222
01:49:28,000 --> 01:49:30,160
There's no point to forgive because you didn't do anything wrong.

2223
01:49:30,160 --> 01:49:32,360
I'm just saying like it's just like you know.

2224
01:49:32,360 --> 01:49:34,360
Just like move on.

2225
01:49:34,360 --> 01:49:35,360
Yeah.

2226
01:49:35,360 --> 01:49:37,560
That's life everybody.

2227
01:49:37,560 --> 01:49:38,560
Absolutely.

2228
01:49:38,560 --> 01:49:41,600
Anyway enjoy it while it lasts.

2229
01:49:41,600 --> 01:49:43,680
Just be glad you can get up and do stuff.

2230
01:49:43,680 --> 01:49:44,680
Exactly.

2231
01:49:44,680 --> 01:49:45,680
Be glad that you woke up this morning.

2232
01:49:45,680 --> 01:49:46,680
Or don't be.

2233
01:49:46,680 --> 01:49:47,680
I don't know.

2234
01:49:47,680 --> 01:49:49,440
I don't know your certain state of mind.

2235
01:49:49,440 --> 01:49:52,040
Regardless you got to be happy at least you woke up.

2236
01:49:52,040 --> 01:49:53,040
Yeah.

2237
01:49:53,040 --> 01:49:55,960
Unless you live in Canada then they'll help you go down to freedom town for good.

2238
01:49:55,960 --> 01:49:56,960
Shit that's bad.

2239
01:49:56,960 --> 01:49:57,960
It's like Futurama level.

2240
01:49:57,960 --> 01:50:00,840
Where they're going to have those boxes.

2241
01:50:00,840 --> 01:50:02,920
Do what I do and you know write down your dreams.

2242
01:50:02,920 --> 01:50:04,920
They're fucking wild.

2243
01:50:04,920 --> 01:50:05,920
Exactly.

2244
01:50:05,920 --> 01:50:10,960
All right anything else to add before we head?

2245
01:50:10,960 --> 01:50:16,360
I can already tell tonight I'm just going to prop them in my head like oh damn it.

2246
01:50:16,360 --> 01:50:21,640
And then you have like those fucking scenarios where you like a situation you should have

2247
01:50:21,640 --> 01:50:22,640
done differently.

2248
01:50:22,640 --> 01:50:24,000
Yeah like it's what I should have done.

2249
01:50:24,000 --> 01:50:27,080
And what I should have told that person because I'm just a boss now.

2250
01:50:27,080 --> 01:50:28,560
And this is from like middle school.

2251
01:50:28,560 --> 01:50:31,280
The saddest shit in the world.

2252
01:50:31,280 --> 01:50:33,040
You'll be in the shower and be like that's right.

2253
01:50:33,040 --> 01:50:34,040
Fuck.

2254
01:50:34,040 --> 01:50:35,040
Like darn now.

2255
01:50:35,040 --> 01:50:37,080
That's what I should have said to him.

2256
01:50:37,080 --> 01:50:39,840
It's like this happened when you were seven.

2257
01:50:39,840 --> 01:50:42,760
It's just like you can't get away from it.

2258
01:50:42,760 --> 01:50:45,800
Yeah and the only one that focuses on it is you.

2259
01:50:45,800 --> 01:50:46,800
Basically yeah.

2260
01:50:46,800 --> 01:50:50,680
Like take a true fucking troll to consistently remind you of your fuck ups.

2261
01:50:50,680 --> 01:50:51,680
Yeah.

2262
01:50:51,680 --> 01:50:54,040
I know most of my family is like.

2263
01:50:54,040 --> 01:50:55,040
My brother's that way from me.

2264
01:50:55,040 --> 01:50:56,040
Oh yeah.

2265
01:50:56,040 --> 01:50:57,840
But that's what the little brother's supposed to do.

2266
01:50:57,840 --> 01:50:58,840
Try to survive.

2267
01:50:58,840 --> 01:51:12,320
All right well with that we will see you guys on the next one.