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Hello and welcome back to the podcast.

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I'm Michael.

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I'm Noe.

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And we are the Knights of Entertainment, a podcast covering your favorite or none of

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movies, games, crime, books, anime, and more weekly.

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We appreciate you being here and hope you enjoy the show.

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Let's go ahead and get started.

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So growing up, I used to, I found this show at IFC back when IFC was cool.

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And it was just a random channel in the middle of all these other like major channels like

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USA Network and TNT and TBS.

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And it was just tucked away, a little nothing channel called IFC.

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And they had this little sketch show that came on that was bought from a different company

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or a different channel.

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It had transferred over to IFC called The Whiteest Kids You Know.

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And it was basically just a sketch show with the same troupe throughout five seasons.

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I didn't know the show actually ended at five seasons, because I actually watched the show

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when it started in season two.

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It started in IFC in season two.

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And season one was on a different channel.

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So they just had those shows like a rerun until the new season started.

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So I actually watched the whole series all the way through until it was over.

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But back then, 2010 or whatever it came out, I can't remember, I didn't have much access

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to the internet.

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And you can't just like, is my show canceled?

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When is it going to come back?

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There's not that level of like, what's the word I'm looking for?

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There's not that level of just like information out there.

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Like you were in the dark.

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Yeah.

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Like is my show coming back or not?

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Like back then, I don't know how I kept up with South Park, because I never had the internet.

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Like when the South, you just had to watch the channel.

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And one day it would say like new season of South Park coming on in April.

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So I just watched IFC all the way through.

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And I always wondered like, I wonder how about the show?

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It never came back on.

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And it just ended, you know, it's run.

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And I recently just rediscovered it on Tubi.

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All five seasons and a movie that they did.

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And I forgot how much I love the show coming up.

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And so I figured I would watch, there's five seasons on Tubi, 10 episodes a piece.

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So I'd watch five episodes.

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And from every episode, I would give you my favorite skit that I've rediscovered.

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And because The Boys is coming out June 13th, I'm also going to do, so I'm going to do five

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episodes of White's Kids You Know, and the newest episode of The Boys.

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But unfortunately, it doesn't come out to the 13th.

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So we're just going to do White's Kids You Know for now.

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The first five episodes of season one, my favorite skits of every episode.

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And maybe some bonus stuff along the way.

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So the cast, or the troop, I guess, because they were called The White's Kids You Know,

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consisted of Sam Brown, Zach Krieger, Trevor Moore, Darren Trumeter, and Timmy Williams.

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And yes, they're all white, if you're wondering.

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They were all black, you know.

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That would be pretty funny.

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The whitest black that you've ever met.

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Oh, it's Keon Peele.

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Out of all of them, they're like in their early 40s.

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They're not that old.

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And unfortunately, Trevor Moore died a couple years ago at 41.

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He just had some accident out of his house, and he just fell out of his second story window.

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And he had blunt force trauma that killed him.

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So wasn't drugs or anything at least?

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Alcohol.

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I guess he got super drunk or something.

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I don't know.

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I can't remember the story as well.

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I mean like overdose, is what I was saying.

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No, no.

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I guess he got a little tipsy and just tipped over.

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Maybe he was looking out in the sunshine.

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And he just fell over.

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And I remember watching when he died, because I was like, oh yeah, the Whites Kid, I remember

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that show.

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And I was watching some videos a couple years back when he died, because it was on YouTube.

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And the four of them were doing live streaming and reminiscing about their time as the Whites

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Kid You Know.

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And then of course, you know, after that little tribute, I moved on.

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And now we're back to the Whites Kid You Know on the show, on Tubi.

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Tubi's a great fucking streaming service.

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It just popped out of nowhere.

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I guess it just has so much gems.

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Well, you know, to be fair, for it being a platform that you have to watch commercials

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and stuff, it still has more of a diverse set of shows than Netflix.

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Like it just has so much to watch, the stuff you like, you would not even think of watching.

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But you also know that movies like Black Adam did horrible.

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If they're on Tubi.

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And they're already on Tubi.

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And they don't let them.

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They stay there for months and months.

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And that's the good stuff that takes for a couple days and then leaves.

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Plus, I mean, the people that let their stuff get distributed on Tubi, like they're getting

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that money through commercial reimbursements and all that.

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Like all the money they're making.

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Well, that's an advertising.

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Well, I've said it for years.

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I'm willing to watch a commercial if it's free.

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You know what I mean?

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Like how Hulu, they still make you watch commercials, even if you're paying for the shit.

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So OK, so the first five episodes of the Whites Kid You Know.

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So we start with episode one.

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And my favorite sketch of that one was basically set in like the after the Civil War.

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And it's Hamlet.

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So it's Sam.

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I'll give you the names of the people in the plot in the actual skit.

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So Sam and Timmy are on stage and they're doing the Hamlet's play, you know, the Shakespeare

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play.

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Except there's a twist on it.

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And like Timmy's like, OK, Hamlet, we're going to figure out how to defeat this vampire

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army.

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And Hamlet's like, of course, of course.

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So Timmy gets off screen and comes back like, oh, Hamlet, I got bit by a fucking vampire.

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I'm dying.

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And his I guess her ratio or something.

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He dies.

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And the Hamlet's like, damn it.

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And he walks off and he turns it back to Timmy's dead body.

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And Timmy reanimates as a vampire and starts sticking up behind him.

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And you hear someone off screen say like, oh, shit, oh, shit, Hamlet, look out.

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Oh, Hamlet, you got a vampire behind you.

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And so Trevor, who's playing playing a character named John and Darren is playing his his wife.

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They're in the audience and they're getting upset or John's getting upset because this

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guy up on the balcony is, you know, talking through the play.

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And he finally said, like, sir, could you please be quiet?

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And like, I don't know who the fuck said that?

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Which one you lame pieces of shit said that?

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And it goes up to a balcony.

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It's fucking Abraham Lincoln.

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Which one you motherfuckers said that?

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Was it you, string bean?

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It's funny because throughout the whole argument between the two of them, at one point, he

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says like, John says something to him and then Zach's like, what?

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Just fully dressed up as Abraham Lincoln.

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Like, hey, guess what?

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And John's like, what?

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And for whatever reason, they decided to because Trevor Moore or Trevor Moore was six foot

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four and like super lanky.

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They probably weighed like one hundred and five pounds.

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So throughout the whole shit, it's like, you fat piece of shit, you fucking tubular.

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They just call it your fucking beached whale.

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I'm like, what?

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Because it made no sense.

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I first he said something I can't remember.

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Like, I should have done this when I at first or something.

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I can't explain it properly how he said it.

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But he gets a hammer.

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He goes up there and Abraham Lincoln comes to the balcony.

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What you doing, you fat piece of shit?

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What are you going?

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So basically, he gets up to the balcony and starts fucking smashing him with his hammer.

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And Abe's like, don't stop hitting me in my butt.

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Don't break my butt.

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Don't break my butt.

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And it cuts to Timmy and Timmy and Sam.

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And he's like, that's right.

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Historians were too afraid at the time to tell you how Abe Haley can really that it

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turns out that Trevor was John Willis Booth.

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And he's like how he really died.

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He got hammered in the ass so hard he died of a broken ass.

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on the background, right?

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And it's slanted up and you have Trevor's face in the foreground and you just see fucking

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Zach going what?

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Like pulling his hands out.

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It's fucking hilarious.

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It's a perfect scene that I love.

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And I remember it ever since.

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Like when I first saw it again, I'm like, oh yeah, my favorite scene.

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Just the way it was laid out.

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And so yeah, he got hammered in the ass like don't break my butt.

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Don't break my butt.

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He's breaking my butt.

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And you just see Trevor fucking racking him on the ass.

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I don't know if somebody really did die like that.

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I mean, I meant to get your fucking ass broken with fucking heart.

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Like your fucking tailbone just fucking shattered.

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It's like, well, I can't shift for I got to shit through his hose.

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I mean, guess we'd have to ask Tom Holland.

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He's all right.

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He can take a could be.

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He got his ass broken in.

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I mean, broken in, not broken.

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What's the difference with that one?

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And like, you know, it's elastic.

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It comes and it pops back.

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Once it's broken, it's like completely irreparable.

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So episode two, it's the very last skit and it's got Sam, Trevor and Zach.

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And it's like one of those war movies where it's like, oh, three brothers sent to war

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on the same platoon.

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And you see the scenes like first it shows Sam, he's smoking a cigarette.

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He's got that thousand, a thousand yard stare.

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Like he just survived a really brutal battle.

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It's got Zach throwing a gun over his head and looking over the camera.

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And it's got it's got Trevor like putting a helmet on like all serious.

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And they start doing that stupid brother stuff where they start hitting each other like,

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They start punching each other like one hits one.

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And they're like, I got to hit you back because we got to be even.

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We have to be even.

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So they start beating the hell out of each other.

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It's not even.

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I got to hit you back.

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It's not even.

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And eventually it escalates to Trevor grabbing Sam's grenade pin and pulling it off.

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And he and Zach's like, don't pull his grenade.

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And the shit just blows up and fucking like just blows up Sam's stomach.

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We're going to get in trouble.

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Be quiet.

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You're going to get in trouble too.

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Be quiet.

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Like we're going to take your pants if you don't be quiet.

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So they start taking his fucking pants off.

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He's like, I'll take my pants.

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Like brother like juvenile like, oh, his brother got hurt.

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Fucking guts spilled out.

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Be quiet.

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We're going to spit on you.

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Don't spit on me.

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They fucking start spitting on him.

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It was such an absurd scene, but I loved it.

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Episode three.

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Now, a few times there were these scenes that with Zach, because in the show he had shaved

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head, it wasn't a buzz cut.

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Cause or no, it was a buzz cut.

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It was cause he wasn't fully shaved, but it was a buzz cut.

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It was like as low as he can go.

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And there were skits that would show up in the episodes that were him with really long

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hair like shaggy hair, like kind of like shaggy.

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Yeah.

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Like actual like Scooby Doo shaggy hair.

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And I'm assuming they were stuff he did on his own that they were able to put in the

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show once the show got picked up.

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Cause it was only him and some of these, him and Trevor.

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And they knew each other since college.

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So they might have been done little skits, like random stuff.

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And they felt like, oh, let's show these old stuff on the show that we now have.

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So as Zach comes out of the fucking bathroom screaming and crying and begging for help,

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right.

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And he's just pissing all over the floor and he's like, and then it stops suddenly.

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He's pissing, right.

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And he's like fucking great.

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Cause he had been pissing nonstop for 10 minutes.

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So he had run outside to get some help.

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And the minute he goes outside, he stops pissing and all the people in the office are watching

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him, right.

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Be a fucking absurd.

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He's like, oh, there's the girl I like.

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Did you like me before this?

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And she's like, yeah.

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Would you like to go out with me now?

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Like, no.

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He's like, fuck.

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So just go out fucking pissing yourself.

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I mean 10 minutes of nonstop pissing would be a little terrifying.

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I don't know if you have that much water in your body.

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Apparently he did.

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He had 10 minutes and 30 seconds cause he came out there screaming for help.

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And he just stopped pissing once he got outside.

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But I mean, would you run outside begging for, I guess I would, I don't know.

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No.

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You just keep pissing till it's over?

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Just to just accept the fate.

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You just fucking pass out of dehydration.

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All right.

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So we move on to episode four.

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It was the same one as another Zach one of him just with his shaggy hair.

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It's him and Trevor.

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It's a really close up camera and it's just their upper torso.

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They're both tall as fuck, like six two and Trevor's six four.

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And you don't know that when you watch the show, if you ever met them in person, they're

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fucking huge.

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Yeah.

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And it's just them on the fucking on the street and it's fucking freezing cause you can see

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their breath.

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Zach's like, I tried to eat a white castle cheeseburger through a straw yesterday just

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to see if I could.

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It's the darkest day of my life.

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That's all it was.

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They just fucking cut away.

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I mean they are crazy burgers.

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I don't know why it was such a dark day because I guess his life is so dull.

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That was the most exciting.

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Try to suck up a cheeseburger.

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Trevor just looking at him with wide eyes like, whoa, he didn't say one word.

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I guess it was a, I guess they do a bonus skit on that one because they were having

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a courtroom debate or a courtroom murder trial and Trevor's character's name was named lawyer

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Steen.

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They just took lawyer and that's the trophy.

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I guess there's a bonus one on episode four with Zach and Darren and Trevor.

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Trevor's a waiter at a restaurant.

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Zach is the boyfriend and Darren plays a woman a lot.

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You're going to find that out real quick.

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He just fit, I guess that he's almost like the stray man sometimes in the show.

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He must've been really good behind the scenes, but on camera he was more like the just the

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regular guy.

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So he's the girlfriend and Zach tells him that he just found out he has a brain tumor.

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So they start fucking bawling because he tells Darren, I was going to tell you because I

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was afraid you were going to leave me and they start crying, I'll never leave you baby

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and they're just crying their fucking eyes out to the point that it's absurdly comedic.

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It's not serious.

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You get to that point where you have to make sure that it's funny.

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If it was too serious, I feel terrible, but they did that absurd level of crying where

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you're like, wow.

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So they can't even speak English anymore.

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The waiter comes out, Trevor, he's like, would you like to hear today's specials?

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And like, I guess fucking, fucking Zach's wiping his face and he's like, well, if we have a

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delicious salmon with a white wine sauce, it's very popular tonight.

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We have a clam chowder that cures brain tumors.

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We have a, and then he says something else, right?

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And it's funny because Zach had a brain tumor and the fucking clam chowder cures brain tumors

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and says, wait, go back.

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What'd you say?

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So I go, the salmon with the white wine sauce?

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No, the second one.

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I go, clam chowder that cures brain tumors?

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And Zach just stands there for a second.

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Well, I want that one.

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He's like, it'll cure my brain tumor.

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Does it work?

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He's like, yes, it works sufficiently well.

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So it's not as funny, but it's just random.

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So clam, like they solved it.

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Zach had the brain tumor, the clam chowder cured it.

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They're okay.

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Number episode five, not as funny.

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There's something, there's one with a ghost and Zach.

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Zach goes to this medium who's Darren and he wants to find out if he's going to get

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the promotion.

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It's not like comedic, but to me it's funny.

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It's fun because of the continuity.

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So he finds out that there's these ghosts around because he's got this special aura

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that ghosts love.

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And so he wants to, so he's all excited.

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Oh wow.

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Then he finds out that one of the ghosts is teabagging him the whole time.

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So he fucking flips the fuck out and like he tries to use it.

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He just like, he trying to like, I gotta get out of here.

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I gotta figure out how to deal with this bullshit.

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So don't you want to know if you get the promotion?

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I don't give a fuck about the promotion.

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This motherfucker's on my, ball sack on my head.

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So he leaves.

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And like a, like two skits later, Timmy's, the whole gang's in the same, I love when

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the whole group's together.

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The whole gang's in a boardroom and Timmy's like trying to like, trying to teach them

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how to like get their sales up, right?

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Like how you gotta do is you do this, you do that, you do that and bam, you fire your

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secretary, save all that money.

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And Timmy gets fired.

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So he's like, bam, just like that.

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And he fucking walks out the room, right?

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And Sam is laughing at Zach and Zach's like, oh, you can see them, right?

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You have the vision.

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These fucking ghosts had their balls on my hat for six and a half weeks.

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And you find out that Sam's laughing because Zach's got a little piece of food in his teeth,

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not because he can see the ghost.

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Then he gets the promotion.

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It's like, oh, I love your fucking outburst.

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Your, your outside thinking, you get a promotion.

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He starts jacking off the ghost.

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Zach starts to go, thank you, ghost.

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And the fact that they continued that like, you didn't realize it was a continuation until

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like the, like you have the vision, huh?

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You can see them, see them with the balls on my head.

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The fact that they can, it was continuity was funny to me.

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The only thing that would have been better is that they started that skip first, the

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one with the medium.

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And then the, the, the, then the second sit at the end of the episode, like, oh yeah,

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that's like, it was like a longer callback for the ones that were really paying attention.

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But like, but it basically was the medium, another skit, and then the skit with the,

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him getting a promotion.

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That's the only thing that really drew me off.

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Just put like, you should have seen it the whole episode.

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Yeah, like they should have looked at them.

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Yeah.

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Cause that would have been like, you know, if you're paying attention, like it's, but

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it's more of a treat for the Easter eggs, like I have fishnados like myself.

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Yeah.

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But other than that, I just love the continuity.

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Plus I love Zach's delivery.

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Oh, you can see them.

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You have the vision, do you?

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You're deadpan serious.

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And the other guy's probably thinking, no, I see something.

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He's like, what the fuck are you talking about?

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So that is the first five episodes of season one of the whitest kids you know, we'll be

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moving on to the boys season four, episode one and part two of season one for the next

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week.

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I'll make sure to watch the boys, the day, the morning before we get to the record.

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Are they doing it serialized?

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Yeah, they do it once a week.

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So they're not just dropping it all?

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No, I know.

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At least let's me catch up to season one through three though.

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Yeah.

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I can watch that catch up to this week.

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Be ready for it next week.

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You can go back and see what's his name.

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Is it what is the, the, the water guy in that?

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The deep.

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Oh yeah.

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There are some fucked up scenes with him.

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All his scenes seem fucked up.

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She just starts shoving her hands into his gills.

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I think it actually hurt him, didn't it?

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Yeah.

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Where he's like, stop, stop.

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No, I like this.

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I don't like it.

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I don't like it.

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I don't like it.

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Where he got to fill it out.

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Pancakes, pancakes is my say for pancakes.

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Would you really use that if you said it for pancakes?

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No.

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You almost thought us.

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And you fucking lied to us.

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My say for it is Selena Gomez.

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Selena Gomez.

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Random as fuck.

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I'm not a fan.

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This is the randomest name I can think of.

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What would be the Taylor Swift?

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I heard you turn it turns out she's a Swifty.

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You like Taylor Swift?

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No, it's my say for it.

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Please pull the dildo out of my asshole.

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The two dildos.

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Fucking dildos.

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One of those fucking things that they use at doctor's where they spread butt cheeks.

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The things that they can look down your asshole.

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What the fucks?

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It's like what was it?

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Oh fuck.

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I am horrible with words today.

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Oh, you see him do you?

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You have the sight.

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I do.

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I do have the sight.

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I love that.

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That delivery was beautiful.

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Oh, you see them do you?

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He was over after six and a half weeks.

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More than six and a half weeks I'm trying to like exercise him and meet other meat you

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know what I mean?

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Dude.

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He's got to deal with it.

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Just fucking knowing that there's balls on his fucking, on the bottom of his head.

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What would you do?

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I don't feel them.

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I don't care.

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No, if you just knew that they were there.

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If you didn't feel them but you knew.

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I wouldn't give a shit.

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I can't do nothing about it.

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I can't see them either.

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Unless I got those tingles you feel on your top of your head sometimes.

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Wait a minute.

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That was what that was?

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You sons of bitches.

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Somebody tea bagging your head?

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Just for, it's for eternity.

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That would suck so bad.

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It's just that Ryuk up there doing that to you from death note.

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Just tea bagging you endlessly.

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Hey human.

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You got any apples?

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I got two of the size.

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Say how about a hang?

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Uh.

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Well, time for a transition into another segment.

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Into another segment?

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Alright, well we got two things to cover today.

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Bamboozled.

501
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Bamboozled.

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Two things to cover.

503
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:44,600
The first one we'll go over is decently short but it is Green Arrow.

504
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:47,600
It was a comic book set called Quiver.

505
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:50,600
Or a volume called Quiver.

506
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,600
It's a porn series too.

507
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:53,600
Of course it is.

508
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:54,600
Called Quiver.

509
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,600
Because she's empty and she wants her arrows.

510
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,600
Shaking Quiver.

511
00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:05,600
Alright, this was in, the series started off in April of 2001.

512
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Publisher obviously is DC Comics.

513
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:15,600
Publication date was from February through November of 2001.

514
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:20,600
It was Green Arrow's titles 1 through 10.

515
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:23,600
So it covered 10 comic books.

516
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:28,600
The main characters are Green Arrow, Mia Dearden, Hal Jordan, and Black Canary.

517
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,600
The writer was Kevin Smith.

518
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:31,600
Kevin Smith huh?

519
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:32,600
My boy.

520
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,600
I got a few of his books.

521
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:35,600
Do you?

522
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:36,600
Yeah.

523
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:37,600
Penciler was Phil Hester.

524
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:40,600
Anchor was Andy Parks.

525
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:43,600
Letterer was Sean Kinnott.

526
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,600
And the colorist was Guy Major.

527
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:48,600
He had like the most military name there.

528
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:49,600
Guy Major.

529
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:51,600
I killed 50 men.

530
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:56,600
Alright, so basically the story starts off having learned of Green Arrow's recent death

531
00:22:56,600 --> 00:23:00,600
during his return to Earth in the final night crisis.

532
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:03,600
Hal Jordan revives Green Arrow from the dead.

533
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:08,600
Because he had been killed before, like before Hal Jordan knew about this.

534
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:12,600
But the resurrection Green Arrow, this is a story that's been told by the rest of the

535
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:13,600
series.

536
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:17,600
The resurrection Green Arrow, the resurrected Green Arrow only possesses Oliver's memories

537
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:20,600
up to the events prior to the Longbow Hunters.

538
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:23,600
Which was one of Green Arrow's stories.

539
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:24,600
Okay.

540
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:29,600
With an examination of his body revealing that he is missing several old scars sustained

541
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,600
after that point though.

542
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:38,600
So that's how they figured out how old or what place he was revived from.

543
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:43,600
The resurrected Oliver Queen tries to figure out his place in this new world aided by the

544
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:48,600
seemingly benevolent Stanley Dover who took him in after he was rescued Stanley after

545
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:51,600
he rescued Stanley from a mugging.

546
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:54,600
He interacts with important people from his past including Black Canary, the Justice League,

547
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,600
Batman, and Roy Harper.

548
00:23:56,600 --> 00:24:01,600
He also takes on a ward Mia Dearden who becomes the new Speedy at this time.

549
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:06,600
So that's how we get the female Speedy instead of Roy Harper.

550
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:08,600
I don't know there was a female one.

551
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:10,600
Before the new 52.

552
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:14,600
Before the new 52 ruined everything.

553
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:18,600
As turned out though Green Arrow was revived in his body but not soul.

554
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:19,600
So his soul was never returned to him.

555
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:20,600
He got no soul?

556
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:21,600
No.

557
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:26,600
Since Oliver Queen himself preferred to remain in heaven.

558
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:28,600
He's like I ain't leaving.

559
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:32,600
But recognized his friend's need to bring something back.

560
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:33,600
Basically Hal Jordan.

561
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:36,600
He just throw some random soul into his body?

562
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:37,600
No it's soulless.

563
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:39,600
So it's a body with no soul.

564
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:41,600
So it's just Sam Winchester?

565
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:42,600
Kind of yeah.

566
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:45,600
I think that's probably where they got the idea from.

567
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,600
The old Kevin Smith pro storyline?

568
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:48,600
Yeah.

569
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:51,600
Was he more efficient as a hunter?

570
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:53,600
When he was soulless?

571
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:54,600
Yeah because he didn't think about anything.

572
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:55,600
Damn fucking robot.

573
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:56,600
Yep.

574
00:24:56,600 --> 00:25:01,600
The body's memory stopped when they do because Oliver felt that things went wrong for him

575
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:04,600
after he took a life whenever he killed a rapist.

576
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,600
It'd be alright.

577
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:07,600
But that's why his...

578
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:10,600
I wouldn't mark it as a kill.

579
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:11,600
Why just a serve?

580
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:12,600
Just a serve.

581
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,600
You deserve that.

582
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:21,600
But that's why his body doesn't have the scars after that point because it resurrected his body from before that happened.

583
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:26,600
The results in him being attacked by Etrigan the demon.

584
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,600
Due to his status as a hollow.

585
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:32,600
A soulless being who can be used by some demons to gain access to earth.

586
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:33,600
Or is it you go when you need them?

587
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:34,600
Exactly.

588
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:35,600
He's soulless.

589
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:36,600
Oh yeah.

590
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:37,600
Jordan.

591
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:38,600
Hal Jordan.

592
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:39,600
Damn when did Bleach come out?

593
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:42,600
Now I'm wondering who got whose ideas?

594
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:43,600
All of a sudden.

595
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,600
That sounds way too close.

596
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:47,600
Unless the writer did that on purpose.

597
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:48,600
The one that would do a recap?

598
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:49,600
Could be.

599
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:52,600
No no he was considered a hollow in the actual book.

600
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:53,600
Oh.

601
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:54,600
That does...

602
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:57,600
That starts raising a lot of questions now.

603
00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:58,600
I'll have to look to see when...

604
00:25:58,600 --> 00:25:59,600
Holy shit.

605
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:00,600
Yeah.

606
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:09,600
Jordan as the specter transports Oli out of Etrigan's reach and brings him back to heaven to talk with his soul.

607
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:12,600
So he brings the body back to talk to the soul even though they both have minds.

608
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:13,600
So what's up bro?

609
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:16,600
However whenever the soul prefers to remain in heavy.

610
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:18,600
Oliver is heaven.

611
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:21,600
Oli is sent back down to capture to be captured by Dover.

612
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:24,600
The guy that had rescued him at the beginning.

613
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:25,600
The person named Ben?

614
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:26,600
Yeah he's a...

615
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:27,600
Ben Dover?

616
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:28,600
Ben Dover.

617
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:29,600
Yes.

618
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,600
What was it?

619
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:42,600
Dover is really a practitioner of the black arts who intends to transfer his soul into

620
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:43,600
Oliver's body.

621
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,600
And that was the whole plan all along.

622
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:46,600
That's a long guy.

623
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:49,600
Because he already knew that Oliver didn't have a soul.

624
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:52,600
You just feel it like I see that there's one right there.

625
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:57,600
Or if you're messing with black arts and stuff I think he kind of knew.

626
00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:01,600
A spell only possible due to Oliver's lack of a soul.

627
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:05,600
And then he uses the JLA watchtower monitoring system to track down the beast with no name.

628
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:09,600
A benevolent demon he summoned to grant himself immortality.

629
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:12,600
Well someone is Steven.

630
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:13,600
Don't be so fucked up.

631
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,600
Was that his ID?

632
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,600
My name is Steven.

633
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:21,600
With no name aka Steven.

634
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:24,600
As Connor Hawk fights to save his father.

635
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,600
You know who Connor Hawk is?

636
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:28,600
Yeah I'm assuming it's Green Arrow's son.

637
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:32,600
But he was also acting Green Arrow when Oliver had disappeared.

638
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:33,600
So.

639
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:37,600
The house being protected by a blood seal that prevents anyone from entering if they

640
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:39,600
are not related to the inhabitant.

641
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:40,600
So.

642
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,600
It's actually kind of smart though.

643
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:47,600
Except for the fact that Connor Hawk has Oliver's blood.

644
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:48,600
So.

645
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:49,600
You know.

646
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:53,600
Dover makes contact with his soul while Dover attempts the ritual to take control over Oliver's

647
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:54,600
body.

648
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:58,600
Convincing the soul to leave heaven and rejoin with his body to save their son.

649
00:27:58,600 --> 00:27:59,600
So he's like you know what.

650
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:00,600
Fuck it.

651
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:01,600
Fuck it.

652
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:04,600
Goddamn kids even when I'm dead they need me.

653
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,600
Because you see him he calls for Hal Jordan.

654
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,600
Since the Hal Jordan is the specter at this point.

655
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:12,600
And asks him to send him back to his own body.

656
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:14,600
So he does.

657
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:17,600
With the two Green Arrows having fought off Dover's demons.

658
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,600
They are saved by the beast with no name.

659
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:23,600
Which returned them all to the hell dimension whatever where they were summoned from.

660
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,600
The beast subsequently devours Dover.

661
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:27,600
Just eats.

662
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:29,600
Completely eats him.

663
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,600
Who leaves Oliver and Connor in Dover's house.

664
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:34,600
Revealing that Dover left everything to Oliver.

665
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:38,600
Back whenever he believed he would be inheriting Oliver's body.

666
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:41,600
So he transferred all his wealth into Oliver's name.

667
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:42,600
That dumb son of a bitch.

668
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:43,600
Yeah.

669
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:47,600
And encouraged Oliver to use Dover's house and resources to fight evil in Star City.

670
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,600
Since this was a benevolent name.

671
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:50,600
He's like you know what.

672
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:51,600
Yeah.

673
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:52,600
Just use this shit.

674
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:53,600
Here you go.

675
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:55,600
That's how it ends there.

676
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:57,600
To Nike 47.

677
00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:00,600
So basically they tried to take Oliver's body.

678
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:02,600
It didn't work out and.

679
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:04,600
He got eaten.

680
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:07,600
Wonder how well Kevin writes these type of stories.

681
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:11,600
He's more known for his like slice of life.

682
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:13,600
New Jersey-esque stories.

683
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:14,600
So I wonder how he does it.

684
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:15,600
What other ones has he written?

685
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:17,600
I think he's written some for Kato.

686
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:20,600
You know Green Hornet Sidekick.

687
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:22,600
Oh okay okay okay.

688
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:23,600
I forgot about Kato.

689
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,600
It's been a long time since I've even seen that movie.

690
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,600
That was a horrible movie.

691
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:28,600
Kato?

692
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:29,600
No.

693
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:30,600
Green Hornet.

694
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:31,600
Oh yeah.

695
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:32,600
With Seth Rogen.

696
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:35,600
I thought I liked it.

697
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,600
It appealed to me.

698
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:40,600
I thought it was a little too on the comedic side.

699
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:41,600
Yeah maybe.

700
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:44,600
Not like too much but just a little too much.

701
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:47,600
You'll need to find that perfect balance as well.

702
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:50,600
Maybe it just says Rogen wasn't the right choice for it.

703
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:53,600
I know the guy who played Kato was.

704
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,600
Why Cameron Diaz was it I'm not still not sure.

705
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,600
That was a random choice.

706
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:00,600
Hmm.

707
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:01,600
The villains were okay.

708
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,600
Especially the final action sequence.

709
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:06,600
Their car just goes through it.

710
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:08,600
I'll never forget the final sequence.

711
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:12,600
Their car just goes through the ringer.

712
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:15,600
I think it makes it all the way up to the very end.

713
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:19,600
And then they finally have to use an escape pod to get out.

714
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:24,600
And it looks like the manga for Bleach was started in 2001.

715
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,600
August 7th 2001.

716
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:27,600
The same time?

717
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:28,600
Yeah.

718
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:30,600
They just have like a mutual idea.

719
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:32,600
That's crazy.

720
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:36,600
The phenomenon exists where there's a mutual like.

721
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:37,600
Mutual kind of idea.

722
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:38,600
Yeah.

723
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:40,600
Like it's both like developed differently but it's still the same.

724
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:41,600
Yeah.

725
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:42,600
Weird.

726
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:43,600
A little bit ain't it?

727
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:44,600
It's wild.

728
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:47,600
I mean I know that Kubo the writer for Bleach.

729
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:52,600
He had been writing stories and developing the characters when he was in high school.

730
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:56,600
So but like the actual publication started in 2001.

731
00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:58,600
It's fucking wild.

732
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,600
He also had the idea of hollows and solas.

733
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:01,600
I know isn't that weird?

734
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:04,600
It's kind of cool in a way.

735
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:08,600
Because as soon as I read that you know like because I still have the graphic novel that

736
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,600
has the collection of all ten of those comics on it.

737
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:12,600
But it's like huh.

738
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:15,600
That's I didn't expect that but okay.

739
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:17,600
It's like sure.

740
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:21,600
The other thing that we have today is it's going to bore the hell out of no way.

741
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:26,600
But we have the the overview of who the specter is.

742
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:27,600
Okay.

743
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:29,600
Like from beginning to end.

744
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,600
It's a little bit longer than one that we just covered.

745
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:35,600
If you're listening to the podcast anyway because it's going to be its own standalone

746
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,600
episode regardless.

747
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:40,600
Obviously the specter is from DC Comics.

748
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:44,600
First appeared in more fun comics in February of 1940.

749
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,600
So a while back he's a pretty damn old character.

750
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:51,600
He was created by Jerry Sagal and Bernard Bailey.

751
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:53,600
Jerry Sagal was he one of the supermen?

752
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:55,600
I believe so yeah.

753
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:59,600
His real name is Aztar the angel.

754
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:00,600
Quite the choice.

755
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:01,600
Yeah.

756
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:02,600
Aztar.

757
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:03,600
Aztar.

758
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:09,600
Of course he's went by other names since like the like you only find out his name kind

759
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:12,600
of fairly recently before the New 52 though.

760
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:18,600
But he's always went by the names of his various hosts that he had.

761
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:23,600
He has been associated with the Justice Society of America, the All-Star Squadron, the Archangels,

762
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:26,600
Justice League and Justice League Dark.

763
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:32,600
He's had partnerships with his human hosts Jim Corgan, Hal Jordan and Crispus Allen.

764
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:35,600
And let's see here.

765
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:36,600
Notable aliases.

766
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:40,600
He has went by the Spirit of Vengeance, the Spirit of Redemption, the Avenging Wrath of

767
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:45,600
God, the Ghostly Guardian and the Man of Darkness.

768
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:48,600
So it's got a good set of aliases here.

769
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:49,600
The Man of Darkness.

770
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:50,600
The Man of Darkness.

771
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:51,600
There's gonna be a Batman one there.

772
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:52,600
I think that's it.

773
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:53,600
Yeah.

774
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:54,600
Yeah.

775
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:59,600
And an alternate story.

776
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:05,600
He's been associated with Oliver Queen from the Arrowverse where Oliver Queen became somehow

777
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:06,600
the Spectre.

778
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:07,600
In the Arrowverse?

779
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:08,600
He did?

780
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:09,600
It was stupid.

781
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:10,600
Stupid and wild.

782
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:14,600
And that's the whole reason I'm combining these two in this podcast.

783
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:15,600
Did you have Green Arrow?

784
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:18,600
Yeah, that was part of the B.I.D. Universe too.

785
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,600
He wrote a few stories for The Flash.

786
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:21,600
Yeah.

787
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:24,600
And he had the actual characters of him and JSI and Lov in there.

788
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:25,600
Remember that.

789
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:29,600
I think that's why they incorporated the Spectre into that.

790
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:35,600
Because he had a huge contribution to the Redemption arc of Spectre.

791
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:38,600
Alright, starting off with Golden Age.

792
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:44,600
The Spectre debuted in Morphin Comics in February 1940 with a hard-boiled cop Jim Corrigan on

793
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:47,600
his way with his fiance Clarice to their engagement party.

794
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:50,600
He's murdered by thugs who stuff him into a barrel filled with cement.

795
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:53,600
Which, Jesus, that got dark quick as fuck.

796
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,600
Which is then thrown into a body of water.

797
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:58,600
It's never specified as the what body of water.

798
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:02,600
Could have been a river, could have been a little lake, pond, nobody knows.

799
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:04,600
They just throw him in some...

800
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:07,600
They just find some fucking backyard with a block.

801
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:09,600
Ah, bitch!

802
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:15,600
Corrigan's spirit is refused entrance into the afterlife and is instead sent back to

803
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:19,600
Earth by an entity referred to only as The Voice to eliminate evil.

804
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:24,600
The Spectre seeks bloody vengeance against Corrigan's murders in grim supernatural fashion.

805
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:29,600
And that is one thing, like the old books and the ones from the early 2000s with the

806
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:31,600
Spectre, they were very gruesome.

807
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:33,600
He just takes a whole bunch of change, right?

808
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:37,600
And he magically levitates it up to someone's ass and they come out with rolls of coin.

809
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:39,600
Like a full roll of...

810
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:42,600
Just with body parts wrapped around it.

811
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,600
No, like actual rolls of coin.

812
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:47,600
It was all supernatural, like what the fuck.

813
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:50,600
One of them is turned into a skeleton upon touching him.

814
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:54,600
Corrigan then soon creates his signature costume, breaks off his romance with Clarice,

815
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:56,600
and continues to live as Jim Corrigan.

816
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:57,600
Assuming that...

817
00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:58,600
I can't date you in the spirit of vengeance.

818
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,600
Get off of you whore.

819
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:04,600
Assuming the secret identity of Spectre whenever he is needed.

820
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:08,600
He eventually turns down an offer to relinquish his mission to destroy all evil.

821
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:13,600
The Spectre is soon awarded charter membership in the first ever superhero team,

822
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:16,600
The Justice Society of America, in all-star comics.

823
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:20,600
Jim Corrigan is resurrected in more fun comics, January 1942,

824
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:25,600
after which the Ghost...the Spectre's ghostly form enters and emerges from Jim Corrigan,

825
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:28,600
functioning independently of him.

826
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:31,600
During the mid-1940s, the popularity of the superhero comics began to decline,

827
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:35,600
and the Spectre was reduced by playing the role of guardian angel

828
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:39,600
to a bumbling character called Perseval Pop, the Supercop.

829
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:43,600
Perseval Pop? The Supercop?

830
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:44,600
I have never seen...

831
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,600
I've never heard of that.

832
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:50,600
Or sorry, Perseval. Perseval.

833
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:51,600
Perseval Pop.

834
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:52,600
The Supercop.

835
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:54,600
That'd be a hard fucking name to say all the time.

836
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:57,600
Perseval, you dumb son of a bitch.

837
00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:03,600
He first appeared in More Fun 74, December 1941,

838
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:05,600
when Corrigan enlisted in the military and...

839
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,600
By the way, the comics declined that quick from one year to the next.

840
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:08,600
Yeah.

841
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:12,600
He debuted in 40, and then by 41 it was always declined to superhero comics.

842
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:13,600
Yeah.

843
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:14,600
Jesus Christ.

844
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:15,600
I know. Quick.

845
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:16,600
I thought I'd touch your best fan was low now.

846
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:19,600
Well, it was because of World War II.

847
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:23,600
I thought they liked comics more because they had nothing to do overseas.

848
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:27,600
They were just shipping out comics like by the fucking truckload.

849
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:30,600
So when Corrigan enlisted in the military and departed to serve in World War II

850
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:33,600
in More Fun Comics 90, April 1943...

851
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:34,600
That sounds a lot of fun. More fun.

852
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:35,600
More fun.

853
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:37,600
Even more fun. World War II.

854
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:39,600
The Spectre became permanently invisible,

855
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,600
becoming a secondary player in his own series.

856
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:46,600
The feature finale installment was in issue 101, February 1945,

857
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:48,600
and the Spectre made his last appearance in the superhero group

858
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:51,600
the Justice Society of America at roughly the same time

859
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:55,600
in All-Star Comics number 23, winter 1944 through the 45.

860
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:56,600
Damn.

861
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:59,600
So that was a golden age original Spectre.

862
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:00,600
Yeah.

863
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:03,600
The one that was the wrath of God, but...

864
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:09,600
It had that kind of golden age setting for him.

865
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,600
He had some gruesome things, but not what you would expect.

866
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:14,600
Mostly from now.

867
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:17,600
He wasn't licking skulls like Blackest Night.

868
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:20,600
Silver Age.

869
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:23,600
In the mid-1950s and 60s, Silver Age comic books,

870
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:28,600
DC Comics editor Julius Schwartz revived the Spectre

871
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:31,600
and returned him to the role of a venging undead spirit.

872
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:34,600
Beginning in Showcase 60 in 1966,

873
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:38,600
underwriter Gardner Fox and penciler Murphy Anderson,

874
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:40,600
his power was vastly increased,

875
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,600
and at times he approached omnipotence.

876
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:46,600
In 1987, magazine retrospective on the character said

877
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:49,600
that this revival had been initially...

878
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,600
God, if I can even fucking talk.

879
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:53,600
This revival had been initially announced

880
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:55,600
as a team-up with Dr. Midnight.

881
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:58,600
After a three-issue tryout in Showcase,

882
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:01,600
the Spectre appeared in the superhero team

883
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:04,600
Justice League of America number 46 through 47

884
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:08,600
in that year's team-up of the titular group and its 1940s

885
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:11,600
predecessors, the Justice Society of America.

886
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:15,600
A few months later, he co-starred with the Silver Age Flash

887
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,600
in The Brave and the Bold number 72.

888
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:18,600
The Brave and the Bold.

889
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,600
He actually appeared with the Flash in that Batman series.

890
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:22,600
Mm-hmm.

891
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,600
It's the most iconic voice so far.

892
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:27,600
No, Kevin Conner was gray,

893
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:29,600
but just the guy that did it was so hilarious.

894
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:32,600
It was a lot more fun than we went.

895
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:35,600
The Spectre was given his own title premiering in 1967

896
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:38,600
while simultaneously making another appearance

897
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,600
in The Brave and the Bold in 75.

898
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,600
This time teaming up with Batman,

899
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:44,600
which that kind of actually fits though,

900
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:45,600
Batman and the Spectre.

901
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:47,600
Well, he was in the show too, I think.

902
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:50,600
Come to think of it, that Batman, Brave and Bold?

903
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:52,600
Yeah, with The Phantom Stranger.

904
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:53,600
Yeah, I forgot about that.

905
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,600
Where they had a bet between the two of them.

906
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:56,600
Mm-hmm.

907
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,600
On what way I think Bruce would go.

908
00:38:58,600 --> 00:38:59,600
Wow.

909
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:01,600
The vengeful way or the forgiving.

910
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:03,600
I'm sure you're well.

911
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,600
It's like he's in the middle.

912
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:06,600
A little bit.

913
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:08,600
More skewed toward vengeance.

914
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:12,600
In The Spectre, the creative credits varied widely

915
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,600
over the 10 issues published with introduction

916
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:18,600
of the then newcomer to the comics, Neil Adams,

917
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:22,600
who drew issues two through five and wrote issues four through five.

918
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:25,600
For its final two issues, the comic book became

919
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:27,600
an effective horror anthology,

920
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:30,600
with the title character being a little more than a narrator

921
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:31,600
in several short stories.

922
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:33,600
I'm the watcher. I watch all.

923
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:36,600
Basically, that's kind of what they turned him into.

924
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:37,600
The Spectre.

925
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:38,600
I never interfere.

926
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:40,600
That was a bit of a pervert, actually.

927
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,600
That's the watcher, though.

928
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:44,600
The watcher's a fucking pervert.

929
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:45,600
I watch everything.

930
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:46,600
I watch everything.

931
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:47,600
Shit.

932
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:48,600
But it'd be fun.

933
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:50,600
It's like, I watch everything.

934
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:52,600
Damn near everything.

935
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:54,600
They all nasty.

936
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:57,600
Just let the universe get erased.

937
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:01,600
The Spectre title suffered from the same problem

938
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:03,600
that affects the Golden Age series,

939
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:05,600
writing meaningful stories using a character

940
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:07,600
that is virtually omnipotent.

941
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:09,600
The end of this area came to add a climax

942
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:11,600
of another JLA-JSA crossover

943
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:15,600
when Dr. Fate frees the ghostly guardian from a crypt in time

944
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:17,600
to block a collision between Earth 1 and Earth 2

945
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:21,600
caused by an alien device planted in Red Tornado.

946
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:23,600
The Spectre's body is torn apart when Dr. Fate

947
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:26,600
creates a massive explosion to destroy the device

948
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:29,600
and return the colliding Earths to their own dimensions.

949
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:32,600
So basically, he suffered the same issues

950
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:34,600
that he did in the Golden Age,

951
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,600
where they didn't know how to use him.

952
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:37,600
Same with Superman?

953
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:38,600
Kind of, yeah.

954
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:40,600
Was that about throwing planets at one point?

955
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:41,600
Yes.

956
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:42,600
He like fucking...

957
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:43,600
Sneezed planets away.

958
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:44,600
Sneezed planets away.

959
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:45,600
God dang it.

960
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:47,600
So it's even worse than what you'd think.

961
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:50,600
I guess they kind of balanced him out in the Superman now.

962
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:53,600
He's still like Superman, but not like fucking Superman, you know?

963
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:56,600
Because, man, he was fucking something else back then.

964
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:57,600
Well, um...

965
00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:00,600
What was the one where, um...

966
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:02,600
Manchester was the main villain, I think.

967
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:03,600
I'd hate to be the cat.

968
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:05,600
Like, you got to write the Incredible Hulk comic.

969
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:06,600
Fuck!

970
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:08,600
I know. I would think it would be hard.

971
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:09,600
Like, trying to find...

972
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:12,600
Like, you have to go instead of doing, um...

973
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,600
Like, everything they can do,

974
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,600
show things that they can't do in the comics.

975
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:19,600
Would be my thing.

976
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:21,600
Like, showing, like, how do you handle

977
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:23,600
dealing with this kind of thing

978
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:28,600
that's not, you know, a world-shattering event?

979
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:30,600
Because generally Superman can do those kind of things.

980
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:31,600
Right.

981
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:32,600
I think that's why a lot of the...

982
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:34,600
Even the Batman the Animated series,

983
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:37,600
or, yeah, whenever they had Superman join in

984
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:38,600
and had the...

985
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:39,600
What was it? The new adventures of Superman?

986
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:40,600
Yeah.

987
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:42,600
Like, it wasn't all about him only fighting.

988
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:45,600
It had other issues in there.

989
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:46,600
I think they actually did it pretty well.

990
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:50,600
Like, a day of just him dealing with Mr. Mixbillick.

991
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:52,600
Like, just fucking him over all day.

992
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:54,600
And then you have Mr. Mixbillick going back,

993
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:57,600
just pissed off every time he says his name backwards.

994
00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:59,600
Like, they at least had to try.

995
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,600
Now it's like...

996
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,600
They've ruined so many things.

997
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:06,600
Superman's not even funny.

998
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,600
Moving into the Bronze Age in the 1970s,

999
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:10,600
DC revived the Spectre again.

1000
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:12,600
Superhero anthology series.

1001
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:13,600
Guess who's back?

1002
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:14,600
Back again.

1003
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:17,600
He's like Eminem, you know, he just kept coming back.

1004
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:18,600
Guess who's back?

1005
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:20,600
Back again.

1006
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,600
Only this time in adventure comics.

1007
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:26,600
So they tried to bring it back again.

1008
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:30,600
Editor Joel Orlando explained that this was the Earth One version of the Spectre,

1009
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:33,600
though some at DC said otherwise.

1010
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:36,600
Later stories explain that the Spectre had moved from Earth to

1011
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:38,600
and taken over the body of Jim Corrigan of Earth One,

1012
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:42,600
beginning with the 12 page The Wrath of the Spectre,

1013
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:44,600
in issue 431.

1014
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:48,600
Um, let's see here...

1015
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:52,600
It became controversial for what was considered gruesome,

1016
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,600
albeit bloodless, violence.

1017
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:55,600
Hmm.

1018
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:57,600
Which is kind of weird to say.

1019
00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:59,600
Gruesome yet bloodless.

1020
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:01,600
It's weird for someone to be upset with the violence.

1021
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:03,600
Yeah.

1022
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:05,600
If you're usually upset with nudity,

1023
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:07,600
then I saw some titties.

1024
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:10,600
I can't stand that.

1025
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:12,600
In the series letter column,

1026
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:14,600
some fans indicated uneasiness with the depiction.

1027
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:16,600
Uneasiness?

1028
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:17,600
Yeah.

1029
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:19,600
I can't joke off to this.

1030
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:23,600
Google shows,

1031
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:28,600
apparently it was because Jim Apparo's art showed criminals being transformed

1032
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:31,600
into everything from broken glass to melting candles,

1033
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:36,600
but they were quick to point out that the most bizarre plot devices

1034
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:40,600
were lifted from stories published decades later.

1035
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:42,600
So they just come recopying?

1036
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:43,600
I think so.

1037
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:44,600
I don't know.

1038
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:47,600
But that's not like turning somebody into glass and then breaking them?

1039
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:49,600
Yeah, it doesn't seem that fucking bad.

1040
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:51,600
I mean, that'd be a horrible fate, but...

1041
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,600
Like, I wouldn't like it. They would just like shatter, right?

1042
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:54,600
Yeah.

1043
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:56,600
Like, would their fucking organs just pop out?

1044
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:57,600
Still normal?

1045
00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:59,600
Like, imagine the outer shell's glass, right?

1046
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:00,600
Right.

1047
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:02,600
So when it falls, just the fucking organs just fucking spill out.

1048
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:03,600
Like, oh, fuck!

1049
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:05,600
Well, remember, it's bloodless. Sorry.

1050
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:07,600
So there you go. See? Nothing happened.

1051
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:08,600
No.

1052
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:11,600
Let's see. The series was canceled with three scripts written,

1053
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:12,600
but not yet drawn.

1054
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:15,600
So several years later, these Romanian three chapters

1055
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:18,600
would be penciled by Apparo, lettering and inked by others,

1056
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:21,600
and published in a final issue of Wrath of the Spectre,

1057
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:26,600
a four-issue miniseries in 1988 that reprinted the ten original stories

1058
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:30,600
and their first three issues and three newly drawn stories in the fourth one.

1059
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:32,600
Flesh Rantz stated that...

1060
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:34,600
I'm fucking big with these damn comics.

1061
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:37,600
Like, are there that many stories? Or how much more short were the stories?

1062
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:38,600
Probably short.

1063
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:39,600
Damn.

1064
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:40,600
I would assume.

1065
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:43,600
Flesh Rantz stated in 1980 that the only two scripts...

1066
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:45,600
that only two scripts were left undrawn.

1067
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:50,600
The Spectre also made a guest appearance in the Doctor 13 feature in Ghosts,

1068
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:52,600
number 97 through 99,

1069
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:57,600
and would go on to periodic guest appearances in other DC titles,

1070
00:44:57,600 --> 00:45:01,600
such as The Brave and the Bold, DC Comics Presents, and All-Star Squadron.

1071
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:04,600
So he was more of like a cameo character at that point.

1072
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:09,600
A new Spectre series was planned for 1986 with Steve Gerber as writer.

1073
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:11,600
However, Gerber missed the deadline for the first issue

1074
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:15,600
so that he could watch the last day of shooting on the film Howard the Duck.

1075
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:17,600
Wow. Great, great choice.

1076
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:19,600
And DC canceled the series in response.

1077
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:20,600
Watch that fucking garbage.

1078
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:22,600
As opposed to write a story.

1079
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:24,600
Yeah, so they canceled the series for that.

1080
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:26,600
By the way, like, they were so...

1081
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:31,600
Howard the Duck was so nonchalant about BC Audi.

1082
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:32,600
Yeah.

1083
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:34,600
I can't fucking get over that fact.

1084
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:40,600
Among the many changes made to DC Comics characters during the later half of the 1980s,

1085
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:42,600
following the Crisis on Infinite Earths miniseries,

1086
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:45,600
the Spectre fought the Anti-Monitor, largely depowered.

1087
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:49,600
So basically, like, whenever he was arm wrestling him.

1088
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:51,600
Who was depowered? The Anti-Monitor or the Spectre?

1089
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:52,600
The Spectre.

1090
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:53,600
Okay.

1091
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:59,600
Prior to this, the Spectre was revealed to be a guardian at the entrance to Hill and Swamp Thing,

1092
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:01,600
which...

1093
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:02,600
I'm gonna need to see your passport.

1094
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:03,600
Swamp Thing.

1095
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:05,600
I'm gonna need to see your passport real quick.

1096
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:11,600
Then, in the conclusion to Moore's American Gothic storyline in Swamp Thing,

1097
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:14,600
the Spectre is defeated by the Great Evil Beast.

1098
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:18,600
Next, in the last days of the Justice Society of America special,

1099
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:22,600
the Spectre fails to resolve a situation and is punished by God for his failure.

1100
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:24,600
How do you fail at?

1101
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:26,600
I think saving them.

1102
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:28,600
I tried.

1103
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:33,600
And then, in his fourth solo series and second self-titled comic, the Spectre,

1104
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:35,600
underwriter Doug Monick...

1105
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:37,600
Doug Dibidone.

1106
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:42,600
Corrigan became the central figure in the storyline of an occult-oriented private detective agency.

1107
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:44,600
The Spectre's powers were significantly reduced there,

1108
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:48,600
and even the act of emerging from Corrigan's physical body being painful to both.

1109
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:52,600
I deal with the supernatural, so you don't have to.

1110
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:55,600
This run ended with issue number 31.

1111
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:59,600
A few months after this, the Spectre had a cameo in writer Neil Gaiman's

1112
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:04,600
The Book of Magic, a former issue miniseries starring many DC occult characters.

1113
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:06,600
So basically, Neil brought him back.

1114
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:07,600
Again.

1115
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:10,600
But like as a little side cameo character.

1116
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:14,600
But that also ties him in with Lucifer and a bunch of other

1117
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:18,600
like now canon DC characters and stuff like that.

1118
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:20,600
Then we move into the modern era.

1119
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:24,600
So, three years after the cancellation of Doug's version,

1120
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:27,600
the Spectre was again given his own series,

1121
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:34,600
this time written by writer and former theology student John Ostrander,

1122
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:39,600
who chose to re-examine the Spectre in his aspects as both the embodied avenging wrath

1123
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:43,600
of the murdered dead and as a brutal 1930s policeman.

1124
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:51,600
Ostrander plays through the other night of October 7th between 715 and 922.

1125
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:53,600
I'm the Spectre.

1126
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:55,600
That's so weird.

1127
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:57,600
Like an old cop from the 1930s movies.

1128
00:47:57,600 --> 00:47:59,600
Yeah, see.

1129
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:01,600
I'm gonna catch him, see.

1130
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:04,600
And when I do, he's gonna feel the wrath of the Spectre, see.

1131
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:07,600
They're still looking for the mobsters.

1132
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:09,600
They're just trying to find the pool that they lost.

1133
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:10,600
Court.

1134
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:12,600
Once they find that pool, they can find his body.

1135
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:15,600
The body we can find, maybe some prints.

1136
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:19,600
So Ostrander placed the Spectre in complex, morally ambiguous situations

1137
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:21,600
that pose certain ethical questions.

1138
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:25,600
One example being, what vengeance should be wrought upon a woman

1139
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:28,600
who killed her abusive husband in his sleep?

1140
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:31,600
Uh...high five.

1141
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:38,600
Other notable dilemmas include the nation of Vlatova.

1142
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:40,600
Vlatova, great choice, Mr. Writer.

1143
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:43,600
Vlatova, you sounded the most realistic fucking...

1144
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:47,600
You couldn't fucking find a real fucking country.

1145
00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:51,600
The history of which was an endless cycle of civil war, ethnic cleansing,

1146
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:54,600
retribution, and blood feuds that had endured for centuries.

1147
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:55,600
The Spectre responded...

1148
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:56,600
That's right.

1149
00:48:56,600 --> 00:49:04,600
Does nothing fit all of them.

1150
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:07,600
I don't think so.

1151
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:10,600
The Spectre responded by judging the whole nation guilty,

1152
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:14,600
raising the land and killing the entire population except for two opposing politicians,

1153
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:18,600
one of them the civilian super villain, Count Vertigo.

1154
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:19,600
Count Vertigo.

1155
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:20,600
That's where Count Vertigo comes from.

1156
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:21,600
Damn.

1157
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:24,600
The Spectre destroyed the entire country.

1158
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:26,600
Why did he leave them to?

1159
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:30,600
Probably to show what happens whenever two political sides are fighting.

1160
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:34,600
You get everything destroyed and you're the only one standing at the end.

1161
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:35,600
With nothing.

1162
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:39,600
Like Vertigo hits him, he's like, I'm dizzy for some reason.

1163
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:40,600
And he just leaves.

1164
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:41,600
I'm slightly dizzy.

1165
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:44,600
I'm just slightly dizzy.

1166
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:45,600
Weird.

1167
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:46,600
And he fucking walks off.

1168
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:48,600
I finally got buzzed.

1169
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:52,600
Then another example was the pending execution of a wrongfully convicted man.

1170
00:49:52,600 --> 00:50:00,600
His death sentence was commuted to life imprisonment after the Spectre threatened to kill the entire population of the state of New York in retribution,

1171
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:07,600
arguing that if the execution was carried out, the people of the state of New York would become guilty of murder in his eyes.

1172
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:10,600
What the fuck did I do?

1173
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:14,600
I'd be kind of fucking mad.

1174
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:22,600
And then another one was a 90 year old woman who had spent her entire life trying to atone for the single murder she had secretly committed in the 1920s.

1175
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:25,600
The Spectre found her on her deathbed.

1176
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:30,600
She was the one that dumped that body into the fucking cement.

1177
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:33,600
She was the one that carried it.

1178
00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:49,600
Ostrander also added several new aspects into the Spectre's history he revealed that the Spectre was meant to exist as the embodiment of wrath of God and Jim Corrigan was was but the latest human spirit assigned it assigned it assigned

1179
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:52,600
assigned to guide him.

1180
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:57,760
While he existed in on earth it was also shown that the specter was a fallen angel named as tar

1181
00:50:58,140 --> 00:51:01,140
Who had participated in Lucifer's rebellion?

1182
00:51:01,300 --> 00:51:06,400
But then repented and that sir serving as the embodiment of God's anger was his penance

1183
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:09,060
Damn, so it kind of makes sense why?

1184
00:51:09,820 --> 00:51:12,400
He has to do everything God says at all times

1185
00:51:13,180 --> 00:51:16,720
Furthermore the specter was not the first embodiment of God's anger

1186
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:21,680
But was a replacement for the previous minor DC character eclipse of eclipse. Oh

1187
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:28,420
I wish it was added to the day of engines. Yeah, there's a little like I guess her connection to him to the specter because she was the first one

1188
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:29,760
hmm

1189
00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:36,700
Ostrander chose to portray this as a distinction between the specter's pursuit of vengeance and eclipse those pursuit of revenge. Hmm

1190
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:39,340
Because vengeance and revenge are different

1191
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:44,920
Not by much, but they are different and a historical context

1192
00:51:45,240 --> 00:51:51,180
Eclipsa was responsible for the biblical flood while the specter was the angel of death that slew the firstborn Egyptian children

1193
00:51:51,180 --> 00:51:53,180
damn

1194
00:51:54,060 --> 00:51:58,020
Because think about it a clip so is the one that is like destroying everybody

1195
00:51:58,020 --> 00:52:04,160
Mm-hmm, but then specters coming through as the vengeance spirit and only killing those responsible for death

1196
00:52:05,180 --> 00:52:07,180
Where eclipse would destroy it every time?

1197
00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:13,940
The specter and eclipse though have battled numerous times throughout history, but neither entity can be fully destroyed

1198
00:52:14,260 --> 00:52:17,420
So the specter is stronger, but he can't destroy

1199
00:52:17,420 --> 00:52:22,460
Eclipso because eclipse it was like one of these beings created from God that

1200
00:52:23,220 --> 00:52:25,220
He can't destroy

1201
00:52:25,300 --> 00:52:32,460
The specter also played a pivotal role in the crisis of an infinite earths and zero hour crisis in time in both cases in the final

1202
00:52:32,460 --> 00:52:35,020
struggle against the main villain the anti-monitor and

1203
00:52:35,180 --> 00:52:40,020
Parallax the specter is the only hero capable of withstanding against the villains directly

1204
00:52:40,420 --> 00:52:44,460
Allowing other heroes time to put a plan out of action that would destroy the villains once and for all

1205
00:52:44,460 --> 00:52:51,980
Although all of these very versions are usually considered to be from the earth to of the pre-crisis DC multiverse the same

1206
00:52:52,540 --> 00:52:57,220
Continuity started during the golden age. So at this point in DC's history

1207
00:52:57,220 --> 00:53:01,720
The specter is considered still the golden age specter. He's the same

1208
00:53:02,420 --> 00:53:05,660
Being same character. Yep. Oh, so like how

1209
00:53:06,380 --> 00:53:12,460
Just the Society of America had a Superman and Batman from Earth to I think is what it was. They're not the same

1210
00:53:12,460 --> 00:53:15,980
Like they're different worlds where this specter is literally the same

1211
00:53:16,860 --> 00:53:18,300
character, okay

1212
00:53:18,300 --> 00:53:23,180
And earth one version of the specter was shown to team up with Batman and Superman on a few occasions at that point

1213
00:53:24,220 --> 00:53:27,580
Then after that we go into the how Jordan spirit of redemption arc

1214
00:53:28,060 --> 00:53:32,580
So eventually Corrigan's soul finds peace and he's done being the specter

1215
00:53:32,740 --> 00:53:35,700
He relinquishes the spirit of the specter force and goes to heaven

1216
00:53:36,020 --> 00:53:41,620
The role of the specter is later assumed by how Jordan the spirit of the former Green Lantern during the day of judgment storyline

1217
00:53:41,620 --> 00:53:43,620
written by Jeff Johns

1218
00:53:43,780 --> 00:53:46,300
When a fallen angel attempts to gain the specter's power

1219
00:53:46,940 --> 00:53:50,920
Corrigan is asked to come back but refuses as he has found peace the specter force

1220
00:53:51,180 --> 00:53:57,980
Chooses Jordan as a new host because Jordan seeks to atone for his universe threatening actions as the villainous parallax

1221
00:53:58,780 --> 00:54:00,780
So he's like you want to redeem yourself

1222
00:54:01,140 --> 00:54:04,180
Be my host. You basically let me use your spirit

1223
00:54:05,500 --> 00:54:09,980
His next appearance was in a four-part story arc and legends of DC Universe

1224
00:54:09,980 --> 00:54:15,340
And number 33 through 36 in the series the specter written by JM de Mattia

1225
00:54:16,580 --> 00:54:18,340
Demetrius

1226
00:54:18,340 --> 00:54:24,580
Jordan bends the specter's mission from one of vengeance to one of redemption and makes appearances elsewhere in the DC Universe

1227
00:54:24,980 --> 00:54:27,060
such as advising Superman that

1228
00:54:27,540 --> 00:54:30,020
during the Emperor Joker storyline or

1229
00:54:30,380 --> 00:54:37,420
Helping Wally West keep his family safe by erasing public knowledge of his true identity. That's nice. Yeah, so he erased everybody's

1230
00:54:37,420 --> 00:54:44,380
knowledge of who Wally West was because he I think he had to reveal himself like to show his true identity at some point or

1231
00:54:45,020 --> 00:54:47,060
Can't remember that storyline very well, though

1232
00:54:47,700 --> 00:54:55,340
Kind of like how what was it that dr. Strange basically did the same thing for Peter Parker? Yeah, it's basically the same storyline only earlier

1233
00:54:56,460 --> 00:55:00,420
And 2001 green arrow storyline quiver, which we talked about earlier

1234
00:55:00,420 --> 00:55:06,380
And he they revealed the specter how Jordan is aware of the crisis on the infinite earth

1235
00:55:06,620 --> 00:55:10,460
He is one of the few DC Universe characters with this knowledge though

1236
00:55:10,780 --> 00:55:14,180
Because whenever DC reset itself after crisis on infinite earth's

1237
00:55:14,820 --> 00:55:22,100
Specter was one of the ones that actually retained everything from before so he still has pre crisis abilities powers everything

1238
00:55:22,540 --> 00:55:24,940
Where Superman did not Bruce Banner forgot?

1239
00:55:24,940 --> 00:55:32,020
The Spider-Man the Hulk didn't you ever seen that little panel? It was in the comic books apparently everyone

1240
00:55:32,020 --> 00:55:34,780
It was the same thing as the the the spider-man movie

1241
00:55:34,780 --> 00:55:40,220
Yeah, where they the race everyone's a knowledge of Peter Parker being spider-man. Mm-hmm, but apparently

1242
00:55:40,780 --> 00:55:47,260
The Hulk remembers Peter Parker spider-man really? Yeah, I'll remembers Hulk remembers. You owe me $50 to yes

1243
00:55:47,260 --> 00:55:49,940
Oh, you're so angry. Yeah

1244
00:55:50,860 --> 00:55:57,820
You still hold resentment. So Bruce Banner doesn't know he's Peter Parker, but the Hulk does we're here. Yeah now

1245
00:55:58,900 --> 00:56:04,380
Yeah, cuz I guess Bruce Banner doesn't have the memories of a Hulk for everything. Huh? I

1246
00:56:05,060 --> 00:56:07,060
Never think about that

1247
00:56:07,460 --> 00:56:11,900
You know his dick stay the same size when he turns into the Hulk so he's so mad

1248
00:56:11,900 --> 00:56:15,780
Yeah, little dick bullshit

1249
00:56:17,420 --> 00:56:19,420
Cuz it's not a muscle so doesn't you think

1250
00:56:20,220 --> 00:56:22,220
How could be fucking living?

1251
00:56:22,780 --> 00:56:24,780
Just a little

1252
00:56:25,220 --> 00:56:27,220
Especially like proportionally my god

1253
00:56:27,980 --> 00:56:29,980
Like a fucking micro penis

1254
00:56:30,260 --> 00:56:35,120
That's why folks perpetually mad cuz the bigger it gets the smaller it looks you see it's even madder

1255
00:56:35,940 --> 00:56:37,940
the never-ending cycle

1256
00:56:37,940 --> 00:56:42,660
That's my secret captain I'm always angry that's a perfect line for you though in it

1257
00:56:43,940 --> 00:56:50,940
All right after the specter volume 4 was cancelled Jordan was forced to return temporarily to the specters mention of a mission of vengeance

1258
00:56:51,540 --> 00:56:54,780
Following a confrontation between the New Justice Society of America and the Spirit King

1259
00:56:55,300 --> 00:56:59,980
The Spirit King had managed to resurrect the ghosts of all of those the specter had damned to hell as

1260
00:57:00,540 --> 00:57:03,460
How's attempt to return to turn the specter's mission to redemption?

1261
00:57:03,460 --> 00:57:07,540
weekend and his hold on the dam basically started to

1262
00:57:08,020 --> 00:57:10,020
like his

1263
00:57:10,340 --> 00:57:14,100
Specter's ability to keep damned people in hell started to wane

1264
00:57:14,660 --> 00:57:21,680
So while how Jordan was trying to turn him into a redemption character it forced his power over hell to kind of

1265
00:57:21,940 --> 00:57:23,940
Wayne yeah

1266
00:57:23,940 --> 00:57:24,940
so

1267
00:57:24,940 --> 00:57:26,940
inadvertently how Jordan fucked it

1268
00:57:26,940 --> 00:57:35,060
inadvertently how Jordan fucked it yeah, you think there's a group of people or a person and and like the headquarters of the

1269
00:57:35,380 --> 00:57:38,940
places mm-hmm that has the full

1270
00:57:40,340 --> 00:57:43,940
Like I guess authority over continuity

1271
00:57:44,740 --> 00:57:49,660
No, well you think like in my head like if I owned a massive fucking

1272
00:57:50,980 --> 00:57:52,500
series that

1273
00:57:52,500 --> 00:58:00,660
Hinges on continuity. I would have like a special like division department in my fucking company of like eight or nine people that have

1274
00:58:00,980 --> 00:58:07,020
The job of having to read every fucking comic book within which is what you would expect right and then they have to keep all

1275
00:58:07,020 --> 00:58:12,020
the information written down on some computers and like double like fucking copied and like

1276
00:58:12,180 --> 00:58:17,300
The writers and have to call in like I got a cock on a call the fucking archive and they fucking put it

1277
00:58:17,300 --> 00:58:23,740
Hey, when did Batman then it was a issue 1719 for that'd be cool though. Well, you know that was you but you can tell that

1278
00:58:23,740 --> 00:58:26,820
They know that's why they have to retcon so much. Yeah, that's not sucks

1279
00:58:27,740 --> 00:58:29,740
That's always the way it is. I

1280
00:58:30,860 --> 00:58:34,060
All right, the spirit King had managed to resurrect these ghosts

1281
00:58:34,820 --> 00:58:40,620
As how's Jordan it had changed the specter's mission the JSA attempted to keep the spirits contained

1282
00:58:40,620 --> 00:58:44,880
But ultimately they were only defeated whenever how accepted his original mission of vengeance

1283
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:47,360
So instead of being a redemption

1284
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:52,320
Superpowered creature. Yeah, okay. Well, they go back to vengeance fine

1285
00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:56,940
Concluding that his goal of redemption was only about helping himself

1286
00:58:57,160 --> 00:59:03,680
So he realized it was only like instead of going on add against the natural order. He was doing it for him personal reasons. Hmm and

1287
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:08,760
Green Lantern rebirth written by John's the specter force decision of choosing

1288
00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:16,240
Jordan as its host was retconned into not being because of Jordans worthiness but as an effort to destroy the parallax entity

1289
00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:18,440
Which was an affecting Jordan soul

1290
00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:24,760
After the specter force was able to purge parallax from Jordan it departed to move on to the next recipient of its spirit

1291
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:29,600
Then we move in into day of vengeance is when we say I'm next vengeance

1292
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:33,720
Yeah, that's when he was eating have like a guiding soul. So he's kind of like I'm losing his mind

1293
00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:40,200
Well, that was after losing how Jordan right after that. Okay, like that's the continuity. Anyways, uh, he

1294
00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:42,520
how Jordan had

1295
00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:47,040
Went to heaven or like found peace or whatever is that was going on?

1296
00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:50,080
And then this is with him like even years later

1297
00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:52,680
No host at this point

1298
00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:58,300
So without a human host the specter force becomes unstable and goes on a vengeance fuel rampage

1299
00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:01,080
to say least

1300
01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:05,800
Not only is he killing murderers he also kills people from minor crimes such as petty theft it's

1301
01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:08,840
Motherfucker are you jaywalking?

1302
01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:14,840
Like there was a care I think it was a little girl that stole money out of her mom's purse

1303
01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:17,880
Yeah, like you're out of your knees and shit. Yeah, I remember that

1304
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:22,520
That's one that pops up the most out of all of them. It's so fucked up. It's ingrained in my memory

1305
01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:29,400
It's lack of human host deprived it of the ability to effectively judge the specter force

1306
01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:36,520
The ability to effectively judge the sins and their appropriate context as detailed in the missions mini series day of vengeance

1307
01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:42,680
Gene lorraine is transformed into the new eclipse. Oh the one that had killed fucking elongated the demands

1308
01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:47,960
His wife. Yeah, or some webber have or was her or was it adam?

1309
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:55,560
Because she was married to somebody. Yeah. Yeah, because it was in that uh, the identity crisis storyline

1310
01:00:55,560 --> 01:01:01,160
It clips out explains to the specter that all things that follow the rules of physical universe follow god's law

1311
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:05,080
Anything that breaks those rules this breaks god's law and is therefore evil

1312
01:01:05,700 --> 01:01:11,400
Consequently as magic breaks the rules of the physical universe. It is an originating source of it from a second

1313
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:13,400
But you know what you're spitting facts right now

1314
01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:15,960
Makes so much fucking sense to me right now

1315
01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:19,960
But you're right. It's like a whining him up

1316
01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:26,680
Um, that's basically this line of logic makes sense to the unstable specter force the specter destroys magical constructs

1317
01:01:27,140 --> 01:01:33,240
Institutions that teach magic and magical dimensions. Okay, devastated hogwarts harry potter have his recover since

1318
01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:37,020
The nine and three force platform is gone. He's like a specter patron

1319
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:46,200
In one such dimension he acts his acts include the mass murder of over 700 battle-hardened magicians damn

1320
01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:52,520
His actions cause havoc to very powerful magic based characters as well. This is the phantom stranger

1321
01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:54,440
He gets turned into a mouse

1322
01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:59,720
Doesn't have like a long time to recuperate himself back. Yeah. It took him all the entire series almost

1323
01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:05,000
But he didn't kill him much a while. No, he didn't have enough juice basically the time. Okay

1324
01:02:05,960 --> 01:02:12,920
Because he would have needed the full support of the presence to to erase him since the presence is the one that created the phantom stranger

1325
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:17,020
Uh kind of like how he can't technically destroy eclipso

1326
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:20,200
same type of thing

1327
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:26,280
Black adam he fights the specter whenever the spirit invades the the kingdom of the khan dak and causes plagues of destruction

1328
01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:31,320
And the midst of the rock didn't like that. He imprisoned dr. Fate and is inside of his own helmet

1329
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:34,040
Oh, yeah, I remember that which is fucked up

1330
01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:37,080
He destroys madame zanadu's eyes

1331
01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:42,440
He couldn't make it incapable of her uh make it incapable of restoration through magic

1332
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:45,480
Uh to prevent her from reading her magical tarot cards

1333
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:49,160
He stole the actual rabbit out of her harry houdini's hat

1334
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:51,880
like fuck

1335
01:02:52,120 --> 01:02:53,240
Uh

1336
01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:57,880
He made it so that raven can no law no longer properly control her powers and hold within

1337
01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:01,800
Trigon. Hmm. So like she couldn't do anything anymore

1338
01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:07,660
Uh, despite the intervention of the champion captain marvel. He killed shazam shazam

1339
01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:17,080
And the specter also destroys the magical fueled kingdom of atlantis during his rampage i'll go back what the fuck did I do

1340
01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:19,320
That's what it's like

1341
01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:21,400
Aquamanus devastated

1342
01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:29,240
They sure changed that in the in the movies it was more like technologically based

1343
01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:32,520
Yeah, but in the comic books for a long time. It was magic based

1344
01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:36,680
in the day of vengeance infinite crisis special one, which is the thicker book that

1345
01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:39,960
I actually still have but you've read it, too

1346
01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:47,720
Uh, the specter kills nabu the last of the great lords of the ninth age and the president's attention is finally drawn into actually

1347
01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:50,040
choke slam on to a rock

1348
01:03:50,040 --> 01:03:55,400
Yeah, like a fucking like a ww choke slam. Well, you had they were fighting I think in egypt

1349
01:03:55,400 --> 01:04:01,800
I think it was or like an ancient city and uh, you have uh nabu where he grows to like

1350
01:04:02,180 --> 01:04:06,360
Proportional size like gigantic. Yeah and grabs the specter and then the specter is like

1351
01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:11,400
I've done that since to begin since before you were born and just like the size of the fucking planet

1352
01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:17,800
It's funny remember that little bit didn't the seven deadly senses came too. Yeah. Yeah. Yep

1353
01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:20,760
uh, and basically

1354
01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:27,480
Nabu's plan the entire time was to make the specter bark so loud in his words that the owner comes and gets their dog

1355
01:04:28,120 --> 01:04:32,840
Shut your goddamn voice down there and he gets, you know pulled out of that. Yeah

1356
01:04:33,720 --> 01:04:39,560
Nabu reveals before dying that originally he and the other lords had been working towards forming the perfect host for the specter

1357
01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:41,800
But those plans were cut short

1358
01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:43,960
because of eclipsing

1359
01:04:44,840 --> 01:04:49,240
Uh the text of the story is unclear on who the great lords were nabu introduced in

1360
01:04:49,240 --> 01:04:52,780
1942 as the powerful entity responsible for ken dellison becoming. Dr

1361
01:04:52,780 --> 01:04:56,780
Fate was one of the lords of order the specter had apparently killed the others

1362
01:04:57,100 --> 01:05:03,980
Along with their counterpart parts the lords of chaos with the exception of mordrew and amethyst whom he battled on gymworld

1363
01:05:04,540 --> 01:05:11,580
amethyst is among those gathered by the phantom stranger to aid in rebuilding the rock of eternity and survives to into the 10th age

1364
01:05:11,900 --> 01:05:17,900
alexander luther also revealed that he was indirectly responsible for the specter's actions in day of vengeance

1365
01:05:17,900 --> 01:05:25,740
Under alex luther alexander luther's orders the psycho pirate had given eclipses diamond to jean loring in prison good job

1366
01:05:26,620 --> 01:05:32,860
Making her manipulate the specter for so that magic could be undone and used as fuel for luther's multiversal tower

1367
01:05:33,580 --> 01:05:39,420
So it was alexander luther's fault that damn really the specter went out of control basically. That's wild

1368
01:05:40,300 --> 01:05:43,500
Uh, then we have the little short segment with chrispas alan

1369
01:05:43,500 --> 01:05:49,180
So in gotham central number 38 chrispas alan is killed by a corrupt policeman coincidentally named jim corrigan

1370
01:05:50,220 --> 01:05:52,220
Not the same corrigan

1371
01:05:52,220 --> 01:05:56,380
That the form really was a formally associated with as a major drag then yeah

1372
01:05:56,860 --> 01:06:02,460
Uh while alan's body is in the morgue the specter force is forced against its will into to enter chrispas alan

1373
01:06:02,940 --> 01:06:10,220
Taking alan as its new host so this was right after day of vengeance basically the presence shoved the specter force into chrispas alan

1374
01:06:10,220 --> 01:06:15,340
Into chrispas alan. Hmm. It's like they're fucking there's your body you son of a bitch

1375
01:06:16,700 --> 01:06:21,260
Uh, then we move into the specter having uh taken place in events with the blackest knight

1376
01:06:22,300 --> 01:06:25,180
Uh during the 2009 2010 blackest night storyline

1377
01:06:25,500 --> 01:06:31,100
Black hand reveals that the specter must be moved out of the way in order for the universe to be at peace for that

1378
01:06:31,420 --> 01:06:37,980
He uses the black lantern pariah who unleashes more black rings which laps themselves onto chrispas alan's body

1379
01:06:37,980 --> 01:06:39,980
Who was killed by eclipso?

1380
01:06:40,620 --> 01:06:48,300
Uh turning him into a black lantern and sealing the specter force inside of its host changing into a giant version the black lantern specter

1381
01:06:48,940 --> 01:06:50,940
Declares that it wants howe jordan back

1382
01:06:51,980 --> 01:06:55,660
Kind of vaguely remember that yeah, it's a weird concept for the specter

1383
01:06:56,220 --> 01:06:59,420
Uh, the phantom stranger and blue devil worked together and I want my bow back

1384
01:07:00,220 --> 01:07:04,540
Because apparently howe jordan was the best. Yeah of all the the hosts that it had had

1385
01:07:05,180 --> 01:07:07,180
um

1386
01:07:07,180 --> 01:07:12,780
Blue devil and phantom stranger worked together in an attempt to distract the black lantern specter from seeking out howe jordan

1387
01:07:13,020 --> 01:07:19,500
The phantom stranger manages to temporarily free the real specter only for the black lantern to repress it again and discard the fan

1388
01:07:20,060 --> 01:07:22,220
Discard the stranger and blue devil

1389
01:07:22,780 --> 01:07:27,340
Uh leaving them to carry out its intention to cast vengeance on howe jordan

1390
01:07:28,540 --> 01:07:30,540
It's like you left me

1391
01:07:31,100 --> 01:07:33,100
You ghosted me you left me on red

1392
01:07:33,100 --> 01:07:35,100
It's not my bitch

1393
01:07:35,340 --> 01:07:41,340
In co-city howe jordan encounters the black lantern specter using the real specter forces power to protect itself

1394
01:07:41,580 --> 01:07:47,260
It is rendered immune to the combination of emotional light and that usually destroy black lanterns

1395
01:07:47,980 --> 01:07:49,980
Knowing that the specter is afraid of parallax

1396
01:07:50,620 --> 01:07:53,580
Jordan allows himself to be possessed by the fear entity once more

1397
01:07:54,460 --> 01:07:57,260
Even though he had his redemption arc just so far back

1398
01:07:57,900 --> 01:08:02,060
The powers of the specter also become an interest to the red lantern corpse leader atrocious

1399
01:08:02,060 --> 01:08:08,220
As he senses the specter's real nature despite being influenced by the black ring an embodiment of rage and vengeance

1400
01:08:08,780 --> 01:08:13,020
Atrocious desires to harness the spirit's power for the black corpse or sorry

1401
01:08:13,820 --> 01:08:19,660
To harness the spirit's power for his corpse and uh his own vengeance against the guardians of the universe

1402
01:08:20,300 --> 01:08:25,980
Parallax tears into the black lantern body freeing the real specter force and destroying the facsimile

1403
01:08:26,780 --> 01:08:31,020
Atrocious attempts to turn the specter into an own his own rage entity but fails

1404
01:08:31,020 --> 01:08:33,980
The specter telling him that he is god's rage not mortals

1405
01:08:34,700 --> 01:08:38,220
Hmm, so like he can't be controlled by just a rage ring

1406
01:08:39,100 --> 01:08:43,900
It's not enough to contain his his divine. I don't like red. I like green and he fucking dips pretty

1407
01:08:44,540 --> 01:08:47,020
I don't know where he's like, you're not my boo

1408
01:08:48,780 --> 01:08:50,780
And the two

1409
01:08:50,860 --> 01:08:53,900
And of the true rage entity and warning him not to trifle with it

1410
01:08:54,700 --> 01:09:00,380
Parallax then attempts to destroy the specter who uses his own fear of the entity coupled with the spirit

1411
01:09:00,380 --> 01:09:03,980
Hold with the love kiro fairer kiro ferris feels for hell

1412
01:09:04,620 --> 01:09:10,140
To separate parallax from its host the specter then confronts necron the master of the black lanterns

1413
01:09:10,380 --> 01:09:14,060
But discovers that necron is without a soul and is thus immune to his powers

1414
01:09:15,020 --> 01:09:17,980
The specter is then removed from the battlefield by necron to part unknown

1415
01:09:18,860 --> 01:09:21,740
Damn, yeah, so necron was a little more powerful than

1416
01:09:22,460 --> 01:09:24,140
You would think yeah

1417
01:09:24,140 --> 01:09:30,540
Like he couldn't destroy the next one. There's some just like just tiny one of those little blue aliens. I

1418
01:09:31,420 --> 01:09:33,500
I don't think so. I think he was actual demon

1419
01:09:34,780 --> 01:09:37,900
I think i'd have to go back and look again though in the blackest night series

1420
01:09:38,540 --> 01:09:44,300
Uh, then we go into brightest day and the brightest day storyline the specter resurfaces again with crispus alan as a toast

1421
01:09:44,620 --> 01:09:47,980
In the hills of montana on the trail of the butcher the red lantern entity

1422
01:09:48,620 --> 01:09:50,620
The specter confronts atrocious once again

1423
01:09:50,620 --> 01:09:55,820
Whenever the two locate the butcher who is about to possess a man whose daughter had been killed by a death row inmate

1424
01:09:56,460 --> 01:10:00,060
Despite the specter's attempts to stop it the butcher proceeds killing the criminal

1425
01:10:00,300 --> 01:10:05,820
Damn, the butcher then attempts to possess atrocious revealing that atrocious had a wife and a chill and children

1426
01:10:06,140 --> 01:10:09,500
Who were killed in the main hunter's attack, which we kind of already knew

1427
01:10:11,020 --> 01:10:15,260
With the specter's help atrocious wards off the butcher and imprisons it within the power battery

1428
01:10:15,740 --> 01:10:19,020
The specter attempts to judge the man that the butcher possessed but atrocious

1429
01:10:19,020 --> 01:10:21,820
uh argues that his method of judgment is flawed

1430
01:10:22,380 --> 01:10:29,020
The specter calls off his judgment and is unable to judge atrocious discovering that his mission is a holy one

1431
01:10:29,340 --> 01:10:31,820
Although he warns atrocious that this will not last forever

1432
01:10:32,780 --> 01:10:37,660
So atrocious being the rage lantern technically what he's doing is holy

1433
01:10:39,020 --> 01:10:41,020
Like he's only killing people that have done

1434
01:10:41,960 --> 01:10:43,960
tremendously evil things

1435
01:10:43,960 --> 01:10:48,840
It's like uh, that won't last forever though. Don't you don't don't you worry i'll come for you next time

1436
01:10:49,880 --> 01:10:52,360
uh, then there was a short little stint in uh

1437
01:10:52,840 --> 01:10:58,680
rising of eclipso the specter later appears in james robinson's rise of eclipsal storyline in justice league of america

1438
01:10:59,080 --> 01:11:04,120
And the story eclipsal captures the angel zariel and begins to torture him to draw the attention of the specter

1439
01:11:04,360 --> 01:11:09,080
The plan succeeds with the specter traveling to the moon to rescue zariel only to be ambushed by jade

1440
01:11:09,400 --> 01:11:11,400
And the members of the justice league reserve roster

1441
01:11:11,400 --> 01:11:14,840
I don't know how that really works because that makes it look like he's a little pussy

1442
01:11:16,760 --> 01:11:22,520
Justice league reserve roster the reserve roster d-listers pretty much uh, i'm our man

1443
01:11:23,560 --> 01:11:29,240
Like really but I took my pills 49 minutes ago. So I got 11 minutes. We got 11 minutes. Let's get this on

1444
01:11:31,720 --> 01:11:34,040
Eclipsal then absorbs the specter's immense powers

1445
01:11:34,440 --> 01:11:40,040
Which then uses uh, he uses to shatter the moon with a single blow from a sword before attempting to use them to fulfill

1446
01:11:40,040 --> 01:11:43,240
His sinister agenda. I did the eye shot of the moon once with luigi

1447
01:11:44,120 --> 01:11:46,120
In luigi's mansion did you yeah?

1448
01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:54,920
Uh, then he appeared in the new 52 whenever they retconned him and they depowered him completely and then somehow he also accuses the phantom

1449
01:11:55,000 --> 01:12:00,200
Stranger of betraying him and all that kind of stuff. He was my brother. I didn't get it was weird like i'm to be fair

1450
01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:02,200
I'm not even going to go through the new 52

1451
01:12:02,760 --> 01:12:04,760
It's currently there. I

1452
01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:06,600
It's a horrible slope

1453
01:12:06,600 --> 01:12:10,600
No, you don't have to it was bad because it was back to jim corrigan again

1454
01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:13,800
But like like can I get some fucking peace?

1455
01:12:14,200 --> 01:12:16,280
Getting quiet of course. He's like losing his shit

1456
01:12:16,600 --> 01:12:23,160
Yeah, like because i'm exhausted because the whole thing was corrigan and his girlfriend are killed by the kidnappers that uh kidnapper

1457
01:12:23,720 --> 01:12:28,920
And uh, he has then transformed into the specter who accuses the phantom stranger of betraying him

1458
01:12:28,920 --> 01:12:36,360
As the specter is about to detect the phantom stranger the voice intervenes and sends the specter off to inflict his wrath on those that are

1459
01:12:36,760 --> 01:12:38,760
most deserving of it

1460
01:12:39,400 --> 01:12:42,440
It's like it's a it's a weird what the phantom stranger did

1461
01:12:43,560 --> 01:12:46,280
That's what i'm saying. I don't know the phantom stranger really didn't do nothing

1462
01:12:46,360 --> 01:12:50,840
Like they changed all the characters that I liked right before the new 52. They started messing out

1463
01:12:51,720 --> 01:12:52,680
um

1464
01:12:52,680 --> 01:12:54,680
Wonder what he did. I guess we'll never know

1465
01:12:54,680 --> 01:12:59,080
Yeah, i'm gonna think of it wasn't the new 50 had those weird like origins for all those characters. Yeah

1466
01:12:59,720 --> 01:13:01,720
Was he like narcissus or something?

1467
01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:05,160
It didn't he was like think I can't remember. I I think he was cain

1468
01:13:05,640 --> 01:13:09,320
He is something like that. Like he was the the first one judith scarrett

1469
01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:14,520
Yeah, that was a weird concept like the phantom stranger's whole thing is that you're not supposed to know who he is

1470
01:13:15,160 --> 01:13:17,960
He's just like that's why he's the phantom stranger. It's

1471
01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:20,680
I want to play the question in the new dc universe

1472
01:13:20,680 --> 01:13:24,840
I think she have questions. Just give me a chance dc. I'll be the perfect question

1473
01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:29,800
Is like sort of like a comic relief character, but i'm not fully comic relief character

1474
01:13:30,280 --> 01:13:34,440
I would never have on my own main episode my own my own main movie, but i'm in everyone else's movies

1475
01:13:34,840 --> 01:13:36,840
I'm always there questioning wondering

1476
01:13:37,720 --> 01:13:42,440
You do have a lot of good questions asking the right questions at the right times. I got a question dark side

1477
01:13:42,520 --> 01:13:44,120
Why are you such a bitch?

1478
01:13:44,120 --> 01:13:46,120
Frightened before he kills me

1479
01:13:46,120 --> 01:13:49,720
Sorry, he'll send you over to skis

1480
01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:56,600
With his old mega beams. No, you remember skis skis. Yeah, the one that was uh getting big barda and superman to bang

1481
01:13:56,920 --> 01:14:00,520
Oh, yeah, he'll send you over there as an acolyte being as like a slutty movie

1482
01:14:02,200 --> 01:14:04,200
All right you to a star

1483
01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:09,800
Let's think of things last three things for the specter. We have uh, the how he is characterized in the dc universe

1484
01:14:09,960 --> 01:14:15,720
Uh, so basically within the dc universe the specter is widely regarded as one of the most formidable beings often considered to be

1485
01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:22,040
Among the most powerful superheroes in this universe. The specter is often portrayed by using other characters possess

1486
01:14:22,600 --> 01:14:25,320
Here's how you beat him donno. There you go right here

1487
01:14:28,040 --> 01:14:36,120
Including dr. Fate the wizard shazam nabu etragon and uh captain marvel or shazam as he's really known shazam

1488
01:14:36,760 --> 01:14:39,800
Since they they changed his name from the fucking wizard to the character now

1489
01:14:39,800 --> 01:14:47,400
Shazam as an agent of the presence the inspector also demonstrates the ability to neutralize or undo forces created by his master

1490
01:14:47,640 --> 01:14:49,640
Such as the lords of chaos and order

1491
01:14:50,120 --> 01:14:56,360
His powers at the peak of his abilities the character is recognized as possessing near omnipotent magical and physical abilities

1492
01:14:56,680 --> 01:14:58,840
Making him capable of virtually any feat

1493
01:14:59,640 --> 01:15:02,600
Which we kind of already knew yes, so he still catches his hand

1494
01:15:03,160 --> 01:15:05,240
And that would be as a question. You can still catch his hand

1495
01:15:05,240 --> 01:15:10,600
Do you remember that uh, there was that panel from a superman comic where he flew directly?

1496
01:15:11,080 --> 01:15:16,520
At the specter because the specter is blocking him from something. I can't remember what maybe the source wall or something

1497
01:15:17,080 --> 01:15:22,600
But superman flying at it like maximum speed and just bounces off of the spectrum

1498
01:15:23,640 --> 01:15:25,080
He's like really?

1499
01:15:25,080 --> 01:15:26,920
really

1500
01:15:26,920 --> 01:15:28,120
um

1501
01:15:28,120 --> 01:15:33,240
Making him capable of virtually any feat including the ability to control space time reality and matter

1502
01:15:33,240 --> 01:15:35,240
So he's got four of the stones right there

1503
01:15:37,240 --> 01:15:39,240
Just on general

1504
01:15:39,800 --> 01:15:46,680
He also possesses an extensive mastery over of other other basic superpowers such as energy manipulation

1505
01:15:46,740 --> 01:15:52,940
Superhuman strength flight and possesses extensive mental capabilities capable of inducing illusions and hallucinations

1506
01:15:53,720 --> 01:16:01,180
Even when depowered by the presence the specter remains widely regarded as the most potent spirit on earth possessing a diverse range of abilities

1507
01:16:01,180 --> 01:16:08,140
These include the capacity to become intangible animate and possess objects intrude upon an individual's mind and soul

1508
01:16:08,460 --> 01:16:11,260
And draw others into his own being where he reigns supreme

1509
01:16:12,060 --> 01:16:14,220
So he's the sorcerer supreme as well

1510
01:16:15,420 --> 01:16:17,420
Still got two hands for him

1511
01:16:17,820 --> 01:16:20,300
And the only weaknesses that he has like he's too fucking

1512
01:16:21,100 --> 01:16:22,700
That would be hilarious

1513
01:16:22,700 --> 01:16:25,500
You can buy me these hands. Oh shit

1514
01:16:26,220 --> 01:16:27,980
the spirit of destiny

1515
01:16:27,980 --> 01:16:34,220
That is the most widely known one yet interesting because it uh, where is it? Anyway, the spirit who has it at the moment?

1516
01:16:34,620 --> 01:16:41,260
Uh the dc universe i don't know. Mm-hmm. I was kind of curious actually like I don't know if you should do a list of like like

1517
01:16:41,660 --> 01:16:47,820
Um artifacts in dc from dc. Yeah, see where they're at at the moment. What like the helm the helmet the spirit destiny

1518
01:16:47,980 --> 01:16:49,900
I need to find some of those don't I?

1519
01:16:49,900 --> 01:16:53,020
Go through and show where they're currently at. Yeah, what are the good stuff is out there?

1520
01:16:53,020 --> 01:16:56,700
Yeah, well the only reason that damn

1521
01:16:58,460 --> 01:17:00,060
Wrong place

1522
01:17:00,060 --> 01:17:03,980
Uh, the only reason that the spirit of destiny even damages the specter at all

1523
01:17:04,460 --> 01:17:09,420
And the only reason it's able to kill divine creatures is due to it being bathed in jesus's blood

1524
01:17:10,300 --> 01:17:12,300
Bathe man, I thought it was just a tip

1525
01:17:14,060 --> 01:17:16,300
Like a gush gallons out jesus christ

1526
01:17:17,420 --> 01:17:21,260
And this being basically since the presence is like the abrahamic god

1527
01:17:21,260 --> 01:17:23,260
And jesus being god

1528
01:17:23,820 --> 01:17:29,260
Yeah, only the presence itself possesses true control over the specter's abilities and that's the only thing that can actually kill him

1529
01:17:29,820 --> 01:17:33,820
The spirit destiny the spirit destiny, huh? I know I haven't even seen that in a long time either

1530
01:17:35,820 --> 01:17:41,980
Just grab this home bitch go get it from constantine throw it. No, what's his constantine that has he probably does have it

1531
01:17:42,860 --> 01:17:45,420
He's got the spirit destiny still somewhere in his fucking trench coat

1532
01:17:46,220 --> 01:17:48,220
Where the bloody is it? Here it is

1533
01:17:48,780 --> 01:17:50,220
you've seen that uh

1534
01:17:50,220 --> 01:17:52,220
um

1535
01:17:52,700 --> 01:17:57,500
Like they've tried to redo the the constantine movie again and they can't get him to

1536
01:17:58,380 --> 01:17:59,500
what

1537
01:17:59,500 --> 01:18:00,620
Kenner is

1538
01:18:00,620 --> 01:18:02,140
No kiana wants to do it

1539
01:18:02,140 --> 01:18:08,140
Like he's been saying that for a long time because they asked him what movie would you want to do if you could choose a matrix?

1540
01:18:08,380 --> 01:18:09,720
he's like

1541
01:18:09,720 --> 01:18:12,780
Constantine I want that rule again bill and ted

1542
01:18:13,660 --> 01:18:15,660
He did that already even more excellent adventure

1543
01:18:16,300 --> 01:18:18,540
Didn't they redo that already once? Yeah, they did a third one

1544
01:18:18,540 --> 01:18:24,220
I don't know. I don't know. It was hell on a fanfare when it first came out. That's what I thought

1545
01:18:24,220 --> 01:18:26,700
And then like it came out then like it kind of just died away

1546
01:18:27,020 --> 01:18:31,660
Yeah, I didn't see anything else. It doesn't make me wonder sometimes like you hear all this hype before a movie comes out

1547
01:18:32,140 --> 01:18:36,940
The movie comes out and then there's no more fucking trailer for the movie. Yeah, it's weird to me

1548
01:18:38,060 --> 01:18:41,740
I guess they let it I guess there's only so much like funding you have to do like, you know

1549
01:18:41,900 --> 01:18:43,900
Yeah, i'm sure like the really good movies

1550
01:18:43,900 --> 01:18:47,980
Mm-hmm, uh that make a lot of money that they can they can continue to funnel more. Uh,

1551
01:18:49,500 --> 01:18:50,700
Advertisement, yeah

1552
01:18:50,700 --> 01:18:55,020
So they that's why you keep seeing them in things like you see like shit like like you watch the avengers trailer for like fucking

1553
01:18:55,100 --> 01:18:59,420
Six months after the movie came out. My god dang. Yeah, that was crazy there

1554
01:18:59,980 --> 01:19:03,180
But yeah, like something like I guess it just depends on how much money they have for budget

1555
01:19:03,900 --> 01:19:07,840
Because like a lot of it goes into like like a lot of like, you know, the pre-production post-production

1556
01:19:08,620 --> 01:19:12,940
You know pre-production and production post-production and then that you have the fucking like actual advertising

1557
01:19:12,940 --> 01:19:16,140
Yeah, the marketing and that that takes a chunk of the money too

1558
01:19:16,380 --> 01:19:20,060
well, usually they say whatever the movie costs to make double it and then that's the

1559
01:19:20,380 --> 01:19:26,460
Price of the movie because marketing alone is expensive as fuck nowadays. Yeah, or maybe not me just put that shit on youtube

1560
01:19:27,100 --> 01:19:30,540
you would think blast that shit all over youtube and facebook and twitter and

1561
01:19:32,060 --> 01:19:37,340
Instagram and you know pornhub launch it everywhere make a fake only fans for it

1562
01:19:39,180 --> 01:19:41,180
All right ready for some reddit I am

1563
01:19:41,180 --> 01:19:43,180
All righty

1564
01:19:43,500 --> 01:19:49,500
First one is by thick men tutu. I'm liking my man. If I like anything about my man, it's them. Yeah

1565
01:19:52,620 --> 01:19:54,620
With four C's

1566
01:19:58,780 --> 01:20:00,780
It just rolls up

1567
01:20:02,620 --> 01:20:04,140
That's person put

1568
01:20:04,140 --> 01:20:05,100
uh

1569
01:20:05,100 --> 01:20:08,880
My and my girlfriend live in two separate houses your grammar's atrocious

1570
01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:13,760
This is what I mean, but yeah my my girlfriend and I took out the ages just so that way

1571
01:20:14,560 --> 01:20:20,480
You can already tell you my and my girl. Yeah that that that sounds wrong. Yes, my and my girlfriend

1572
01:20:21,280 --> 01:20:23,280
live in twos two

1573
01:20:23,680 --> 01:20:25,680
Separate houses. They didn't even spell it out. Oh

1574
01:20:26,640 --> 01:20:28,400
the number two

1575
01:20:28,400 --> 01:20:33,280
Jesus christ bro. Come on now and then approximately with the approximate symbol

1576
01:20:33,280 --> 01:20:39,120
Damn, not even trying 30 minute walk instead of 30 minutes walk 30 minutes walk

1577
01:20:40,400 --> 01:20:45,920
Away from each other though. We spend some nights together or most nights together. What else uh, you're dating

1578
01:20:46,560 --> 01:20:50,020
Plus I we just hold hands and then get home to eat separate houses. We're mormons

1579
01:20:51,760 --> 01:20:53,760
We went to swig and then went home

1580
01:20:56,720 --> 01:20:58,960
Oh shit, I eat potatoes raw

1581
01:20:58,960 --> 01:21:00,960
Oh

1582
01:21:17,360 --> 01:21:20,560
Last night she went out with some friends for a fancy meal and then clubbing

1583
01:21:21,120 --> 01:21:25,840
Instead of going back to hers. We agreed she could come to mine so we could wait say that line again

1584
01:21:25,840 --> 01:21:27,840
What was the line?

1585
01:21:28,380 --> 01:21:33,780
Like last night. Yeah last night she went out with some friends for a fancy meal and then clubbing

1586
01:21:34,820 --> 01:21:36,820
Instead of going back to hers

1587
01:21:37,220 --> 01:21:42,420
Comma, we agreed. She could come to mine so we could be together the next day. Okay. Okay

1588
01:21:43,860 --> 01:21:45,860
Just make it because it's almost like they weren't there together

1589
01:21:46,100 --> 01:21:50,740
Yeah, but then she went clubbing like what's the one where you at? Like I was also with her clubbing

1590
01:21:51,300 --> 01:21:54,900
The way it's written. Yeah, like it's what it sounded like in front of it. They realized like he's saying it

1591
01:21:54,900 --> 01:21:58,580
But just the word structure of this whole thing.

1592
01:21:58,580 --> 01:22:00,120
It's fucking hurting me.

1593
01:22:00,120 --> 01:22:02,120
At around 2 a.m.

1594
01:22:03,240 --> 01:22:06,360
He writes 2 a.m. with the T-W on staff.

1595
01:22:07,460 --> 01:22:09,080
The number this time.

1596
01:22:09,080 --> 01:22:11,880
We were texting and I said I was about to go to sleep,

1597
01:22:11,880 --> 01:22:14,780
but then she could ring me to wake me up.

1598
01:22:15,220 --> 01:22:19,060
Yeah, that always goes, but who the fuck is ringing at 2 fucking 35 a.m.

1599
01:22:19,260 --> 01:22:23,480
She said that was great. I left my phone next to my head on the pillow and went to sleep.

1600
01:22:23,480 --> 01:22:25,480
I wake up and notice daylight.

1601
01:22:25,720 --> 01:22:29,720
Seven years old? You can't stay awake long enough to let her come home?

1602
01:22:29,720 --> 01:22:32,520
That's like, why would you follow that? That's absurd to me.

1603
01:22:32,520 --> 01:22:34,840
Well, it was around 2 a.m. when they were texting.

1604
01:22:34,840 --> 01:22:36,280
I could have been fine. I could have waited.

1605
01:22:36,280 --> 01:22:37,320
Well, not him.

1606
01:22:37,320 --> 01:22:41,480
I'll be a slave. Make sure you wake me up. Ring the bell softly.

1607
01:22:43,600 --> 01:22:46,800
I wake up and notice daylight, meaning it's morning already.

1608
01:22:46,800 --> 01:22:47,560
Stay away.

1609
01:22:47,560 --> 01:22:51,440
I was surprised as I expected to be woken up around like 3 a.m.

1610
01:22:51,440 --> 01:22:56,440
Then I look at my phone and I have hundreds of messages from my girlfriend trying to get here.

1611
01:22:56,440 --> 01:22:59,440
Hundreds? I hope he's exactly...hundreds!

1612
01:23:00,440 --> 01:23:03,440
She called me so many times that I did not wake up once.

1613
01:23:03,440 --> 01:23:06,440
Damn, bro. You must have put that shit on silent.

1614
01:23:06,440 --> 01:23:10,440
She was out there for over an hour before I'm assuming she went home.

1615
01:23:11,440 --> 01:23:14,440
Were you with some fucking serial killer who snatched her up?

1616
01:23:15,440 --> 01:23:17,440
I know she would have gotten an Uber to mine,

1617
01:23:17,440 --> 01:23:21,440
but I don't know if she would have walked home, which would have been dangerous.

1618
01:23:21,440 --> 01:23:23,440
Half an hour. That's a long time.

1619
01:23:23,440 --> 01:23:26,440
I then check my phone, angry that I didn't wake up.

1620
01:23:27,440 --> 01:23:30,440
Did it actually rain? I set an alarm for...

1621
01:23:31,440 --> 01:23:33,440
God, this is horrible grammar.

1622
01:23:33,440 --> 01:23:37,440
I set an alarm for N2S time.

1623
01:23:38,440 --> 01:23:39,440
So bad it...

1624
01:23:40,440 --> 01:23:41,440
Hurts my ears.

1625
01:23:41,440 --> 01:23:42,440
I don't even know what the fuck he's trying to say.

1626
01:23:42,440 --> 01:23:44,440
It's gonna be vertigo.

1627
01:23:44,440 --> 01:23:47,440
Sure enough, it makes a no...

1628
01:23:47,440 --> 01:23:51,440
I set an alarm for like a two second later time.

1629
01:23:51,440 --> 01:23:52,440
Okay.

1630
01:23:52,440 --> 01:23:54,440
And sure enough, it makes a noise.

1631
01:23:55,440 --> 01:23:57,440
Was he trying to test his phone?

1632
01:23:57,440 --> 01:23:58,440
Yeah, to see if it was ringing.

1633
01:23:58,440 --> 01:24:00,440
Did it knock the fuck out?

1634
01:24:00,440 --> 01:24:03,440
I am so angry at myself for sleeping through it.

1635
01:24:03,440 --> 01:24:04,440
I should have set an alarm.

1636
01:24:04,440 --> 01:24:07,440
I have one that gets increasingly louder until you do...

1637
01:24:07,440 --> 01:24:10,440
Until you do maths to turn it off.

1638
01:24:10,440 --> 01:24:12,440
It just...

1639
01:24:12,440 --> 01:24:13,440
This grammar is...

1640
01:24:13,440 --> 01:24:15,440
It's hurting my fucking...

1641
01:24:15,440 --> 01:24:17,440
Sense of like sitting structure.

1642
01:24:18,440 --> 01:24:21,440
For like an hour after going to sleep just in case.

1643
01:24:22,440 --> 01:24:25,440
So now my girlfriend is presumably furious at me.

1644
01:24:25,440 --> 01:24:26,440
She's still asleep.

1645
01:24:26,440 --> 01:24:31,440
And to be honest, I'm furious at myself for letting her stand outside my house in the cold for over an hour.

1646
01:24:31,440 --> 01:24:32,440
And even though...

1647
01:24:32,440 --> 01:24:34,440
And even then not waking up.

1648
01:24:34,440 --> 01:24:36,440
Does she not like... I would have been screaming like the...

1649
01:24:36,440 --> 01:24:37,440
Hey!

1650
01:24:37,440 --> 01:24:38,440
Banging on the window.

1651
01:24:38,440 --> 01:24:39,440
Yeah, I mean something.

1652
01:24:39,440 --> 01:24:43,440
What is like all he did when he did like after all that, right?

1653
01:24:43,440 --> 01:24:45,440
He just said, hey.

1654
01:24:46,440 --> 01:24:47,440
Can I start off?

1655
01:24:47,440 --> 01:24:49,440
Yeah, no, just hey.

1656
01:24:49,440 --> 01:24:50,440
Hey.

1657
01:24:50,440 --> 01:24:51,440
You up?

1658
01:24:52,440 --> 01:24:55,440
Be like that SNL skit with Eli Manning.

1659
01:24:55,440 --> 01:24:56,440
What's up?

1660
01:24:56,440 --> 01:24:57,440
How you doing?

1661
01:24:57,440 --> 01:24:58,440
What's up, girl?

1662
01:24:58,440 --> 01:25:00,440
Just random text messages.

1663
01:25:01,440 --> 01:25:03,440
Making it go back home.

1664
01:25:03,440 --> 01:25:07,440
I've been seeding in this for over an hour now and don't know what to do.

1665
01:25:07,440 --> 01:25:08,440
Well.

1666
01:25:08,440 --> 01:25:09,440
Just apologize.

1667
01:25:09,440 --> 01:25:10,440
So you feel a slave man.

1668
01:25:10,440 --> 01:25:12,440
You've been fucking slaving.

1669
01:25:12,440 --> 01:25:15,440
I got fucked up when you went out clubbing.

1670
01:25:15,440 --> 01:25:17,440
I wanted to participate, you know.

1671
01:25:17,440 --> 01:25:19,440
Not with you, but like I want to feel how you felt.

1672
01:25:19,440 --> 01:25:22,440
So I got a fucking shit face to have my house.

1673
01:25:23,440 --> 01:25:24,440
Oh shit.

1674
01:25:24,440 --> 01:25:25,440
All right.

1675
01:25:25,440 --> 01:25:28,440
Next one is by not banker.

1676
01:25:28,440 --> 01:25:30,440
Not bankrupt yet.

1677
01:25:31,440 --> 01:25:32,440
Give it time.

1678
01:25:33,440 --> 01:25:35,440
But it's bankrupt.

1679
01:25:35,440 --> 01:25:36,440
All right.

1680
01:25:36,440 --> 01:25:38,440
This person puts.

1681
01:25:39,440 --> 01:25:40,440
I swear.

1682
01:25:40,440 --> 01:25:41,440
Just let me explain.

1683
01:25:42,440 --> 01:25:45,440
May 26th, 902 a.m.

1684
01:25:45,440 --> 01:25:47,440
I'm having a problem with my side wheels.

1685
01:25:47,440 --> 01:25:50,440
Please contact shark customer care for more help.

1686
01:25:50,440 --> 01:25:51,440
Yes, I own a shark.

1687
01:25:51,440 --> 01:25:54,440
It's basically the same fucking thing as a Roomba.

1688
01:25:54,440 --> 01:25:55,440
Because this is this.

1689
01:25:55,440 --> 01:25:58,440
But today I fucked up ignoring my Roomba's cries for help.

1690
01:25:58,440 --> 01:25:59,440
And now it's missing.

1691
01:25:59,440 --> 01:26:05,440
So the first time I sent a message saying, please contact shark customer care for my wheels.

1692
01:26:05,440 --> 01:26:06,440
Jesus.

1693
01:26:06,440 --> 01:26:08,440
826 the next day.

1694
01:26:08,440 --> 01:26:10,440
I'm having a problem with my side wheels.

1695
01:26:10,440 --> 01:26:12,440
Please contact shark customer care for more help.

1696
01:26:12,440 --> 01:26:14,440
Because it's sending these message.

1697
01:26:14,440 --> 01:26:15,440
I'm fucking dying over here.

1698
01:26:16,440 --> 01:26:17,440
OK, great.

1699
01:26:17,440 --> 01:26:19,440
It'll probably solve itself like it did every did every other.

1700
01:26:19,440 --> 01:26:22,440
She just fucking blows up or something underneath the fucking couch.

1701
01:26:22,440 --> 01:26:24,440
The lights on fire.

1702
01:26:24,440 --> 01:26:26,440
1039 of the 1039 of the same day.

1703
01:26:26,440 --> 01:26:28,440
My brush was on fire.

1704
01:26:28,440 --> 01:26:29,440
My brush roll is stuck.

1705
01:26:29,440 --> 01:26:32,440
Please remove all hair and debris from my brush roll.

1706
01:26:32,440 --> 01:26:39,440
At this point, I haven't checked my app for the thing, nor do I particularly treated formerly known as shit head per se on my app.

1707
01:26:39,440 --> 01:26:42,440
With much respect, at least not where it's due.

1708
01:26:43,440 --> 01:26:45,440
543 of the next day.

1709
01:26:45,440 --> 01:26:46,440
My battery is close to zero.

1710
01:26:46,440 --> 01:26:48,440
Please place me on the dock.

1711
01:26:48,440 --> 01:26:50,440
Contact customer service care for more help.

1712
01:26:50,440 --> 01:26:51,440
Jesus.

1713
01:26:51,440 --> 01:26:54,440
This was shit heads final message.

1714
01:26:54,440 --> 01:26:56,440
Fast forward a week later.

1715
01:26:56,440 --> 01:26:59,440
My parents come in asking me if I've seen shit head.

1716
01:26:59,440 --> 01:27:00,440
The Roomba.

1717
01:27:00,440 --> 01:27:01,440
Yeah.

1718
01:27:01,440 --> 01:27:02,440
I said, no, it's probably under my bed.

1719
01:27:02,440 --> 01:27:03,440
I'll go check.

1720
01:27:03,440 --> 01:27:06,440
I go check to see if shit head may have been under my bed.

1721
01:27:06,440 --> 01:27:07,440
Per chance.

1722
01:27:07,440 --> 01:27:08,440
But nothing.

1723
01:27:08,440 --> 01:27:09,440
We checked the other two bedrooms.

1724
01:27:09,440 --> 01:27:10,440
Also nothing.

1725
01:27:10,440 --> 01:27:12,440
We start panicking and searching every corner of the house.

1726
01:27:12,440 --> 01:27:13,440
Absolutely nothing.

1727
01:27:13,440 --> 01:27:14,440
Panicking for what?

1728
01:27:14,440 --> 01:27:15,440
Today I'm an object.

1729
01:27:15,440 --> 01:27:16,440
No, no, trying to find it.

1730
01:27:16,440 --> 01:27:18,440
Apparently I wouldn't be panicking.

1731
01:27:18,440 --> 01:27:20,440
It's like, I think it was theirs.

1732
01:27:20,440 --> 01:27:22,440
They want it back.

1733
01:27:22,440 --> 01:27:24,440
And those things hurt.

1734
01:27:24,440 --> 01:27:25,440
Are they?

1735
01:27:25,440 --> 01:27:26,440
200 bucks, 300 bucks.

1736
01:27:26,440 --> 01:27:28,440
I mean, but it's still monetary.

1737
01:27:28,440 --> 01:27:29,440
True.

1738
01:27:29,440 --> 01:27:32,440
But still, it's probably like, fuck.

1739
01:27:32,440 --> 01:27:41,440
Next day we look at the app and see that shit head in its last moments was cleaning for 81 minutes and cleaned a grand total of zero square feet.

1740
01:27:41,440 --> 01:27:46,440
Was he fucking stuck on a fucking wheel or a mess of being going in circles or something?

1741
01:27:46,440 --> 01:27:47,440
Or just stuck.

1742
01:27:47,440 --> 01:27:48,440
Yeah, somewhere.

1743
01:27:48,440 --> 01:27:55,440
We are starting to come to desperation as I am too lazy to clean my house without the help of my godforsaken Roomba.

1744
01:27:55,440 --> 01:27:57,440
Eventually I'll have to.

1745
01:27:57,440 --> 01:27:59,440
But not before I become one with the couch or the bed.

1746
01:27:59,440 --> 01:28:02,440
Whichever one I choose not to get out of.

1747
01:28:02,440 --> 01:28:08,440
We have come to these last few explanations as to what may have happened to my dearest shit head.

1748
01:28:08,440 --> 01:28:09,440
Number one.

1749
01:28:09,440 --> 01:28:12,440
Shit head planned an escape mission and ran out of the house with nobody looking.

1750
01:28:12,440 --> 01:28:26,440
Down a 50 foot long driveway and into the road where someone either ran shit head over, disposed of the body, and then fled or shit head continued to drive himself down the road for the next approximately 0.3 miles before landing in a ditch still squirming until he died.

1751
01:28:26,440 --> 01:28:28,440
That's a very verbose.

1752
01:28:28,440 --> 01:28:30,440
I'm stressed right there.

1753
01:28:30,440 --> 01:28:31,440
I don't know what's going on.

1754
01:28:31,440 --> 01:28:32,440
Number two.

1755
01:28:32,440 --> 01:28:36,440
Shit head may have been stolen from our house in the dark of night without taking the docking station.

1756
01:28:36,440 --> 01:28:37,440
Fuck.

1757
01:28:37,440 --> 01:28:39,440
They want to steal our fucking Roomba.

1758
01:28:39,440 --> 01:28:47,440
Or three. Shit head may or may not have no clipped through reality and hid inside the back rooms.

1759
01:28:47,440 --> 01:28:48,440
Whatever the fuck that is.

1760
01:28:48,440 --> 01:28:50,440
The back rooms, huh?

1761
01:28:50,440 --> 01:28:51,440
It's like a video game thing.

1762
01:28:51,440 --> 01:28:52,440
Well, it's not really.

1763
01:28:52,440 --> 01:28:58,440
It's a YouTube short film series called the back rooms.

1764
01:28:58,440 --> 01:28:59,440
Yeah.

1765
01:28:59,440 --> 01:29:00,440
Now like a major motion picture.

1766
01:29:00,440 --> 01:29:01,440
Yeah.

1767
01:29:01,440 --> 01:29:13,440
I feel like a terrible parent, child and son to this godforsaken Roomba and we ignored shit heads attempts of desperation and pleads for help before succumbing to its inevitable death.

1768
01:29:13,440 --> 01:29:14,440
What the fuck do I do?

1769
01:29:14,440 --> 01:29:15,440
Just me.

1770
01:29:15,440 --> 01:29:16,440
That's what I want to say.

1771
01:29:16,440 --> 01:29:17,440
That's what it is.

1772
01:29:17,440 --> 01:29:19,440
Then we find the update though.

1773
01:29:19,440 --> 01:29:20,440
Oh, they found it.

1774
01:29:20,440 --> 01:29:22,440
Turns out thankfully.

1775
01:29:22,440 --> 01:29:23,440
Let's see.

1776
01:29:23,440 --> 01:29:24,440
I found shit head.

1777
01:29:24,440 --> 01:29:25,440
Well, kind of.

1778
01:29:25,440 --> 01:29:26,440
Okay.

1779
01:29:26,440 --> 01:29:28,440
So he goes through the recap.

1780
01:29:28,440 --> 01:29:31,440
Turns out thankfully it was none of those things that we mentioned.

1781
01:29:31,440 --> 01:29:32,440
Shit head.

1782
01:29:32,440 --> 01:29:33,440
Yes.

1783
01:29:33,440 --> 01:29:37,440
I fucking name my room Roomba shit head pronounced.

1784
01:29:37,440 --> 01:29:38,440
Shathead.

1785
01:29:38,440 --> 01:29:43,440
Magically appeared in a spot that we had already checked.

1786
01:29:43,440 --> 01:29:47,440
For some more context, my parents aren't the most tidy beings on the planet.

1787
01:29:47,440 --> 01:29:49,440
So their room tends to get messy.

1788
01:29:49,440 --> 01:29:54,440
Not only that, but for the past month, our doors have been closed specifically to keep shit head in.

1789
01:29:54,440 --> 01:29:58,440
My parents have a blue little rocking chair that they used in...

1790
01:29:58,440 --> 01:29:59,440
God.

1791
01:29:59,440 --> 01:30:01,440
They used a fucking...

1792
01:30:01,440 --> 01:30:02,440
No!

1793
01:30:02,440 --> 01:30:06,440
Use a fucking grammar check.

1794
01:30:06,440 --> 01:30:08,440
Like bam.

1795
01:30:08,440 --> 01:30:10,440
Grammar is a dying art.

1796
01:30:10,440 --> 01:30:13,440
I'll try to correct this as I go.

1797
01:30:13,440 --> 01:30:18,440
My parents have a blue little rocking chair they used to lay in sometimes.

1798
01:30:18,440 --> 01:30:19,440
Lay in?

1799
01:30:19,440 --> 01:30:20,440
Are you laying a rocking chair?

1800
01:30:20,440 --> 01:30:26,440
And somehow this foot wide asshole shoved itself through piles upon piles of cords, bags, and whatever the hell.

1801
01:30:26,440 --> 01:30:28,440
Including a giant dog.

1802
01:30:28,440 --> 01:30:37,440
Then it proceeded to wedge itself so far into the two fucking inch gap in between the couch and the bed and stayed there for ten days.

1803
01:30:37,440 --> 01:30:38,440
I could see that.

1804
01:30:38,440 --> 01:30:43,440
I wonder if it had enough recharge from being inactive that it popped it back out.

1805
01:30:43,440 --> 01:30:44,440
Yeah.

1806
01:30:44,440 --> 01:30:46,440
Like that's...

1807
01:30:46,440 --> 01:30:50,440
That's not really you fucking up though, it's more of like just technology in general.

1808
01:30:50,440 --> 01:30:54,440
I guess he just blames himself for not listening to what it needed.

1809
01:30:54,440 --> 01:30:58,440
But by the way, don't they have like a fucking app that lets you know where it is?

1810
01:30:58,440 --> 01:31:00,440
I just fucking looked forward to do that.

1811
01:31:00,440 --> 01:31:02,440
That's what it did, it kept sending the messages.

1812
01:31:02,440 --> 01:31:04,440
But like, I know the messages, but like your actual location.

1813
01:31:04,440 --> 01:31:06,440
Yeah, it sends you the location we look for.

1814
01:31:06,440 --> 01:31:07,440
They would have found it then.

1815
01:31:07,440 --> 01:31:10,440
But apparently he didn't delete...

1816
01:31:10,440 --> 01:31:11,440
Delete...

1817
01:31:11,440 --> 01:31:13,440
I don't give a shit.

1818
01:31:13,440 --> 01:31:17,440
Right, next one is...

1819
01:31:17,440 --> 01:31:25,440
In this terrible story that I wish was just a fantasy, buckle up for angst, hurt, no comfort, and possible character death.

1820
01:31:25,440 --> 01:31:26,440
Damn.

1821
01:31:26,440 --> 01:31:28,440
The exposition.

1822
01:31:28,440 --> 01:31:32,440
I'm an avid chocolate milk connoisseur.

1823
01:31:32,440 --> 01:31:34,440
That's all I need to hear.

1824
01:31:34,440 --> 01:31:35,440
What did you just say?

1825
01:31:35,440 --> 01:31:39,440
No, I'm gonna tell you some horrific shit.

1826
01:31:39,440 --> 01:31:47,440
I will slurp that shit all day, all night, when I'm sleeping, when I'm shitting, when I'm crying, on a chair, lying down, standing up, throwing up, you name it.

1827
01:31:47,440 --> 01:31:49,440
Alright, just fucking talk to me.

1828
01:31:49,440 --> 01:31:51,440
When I pass the two fish.

1829
01:31:51,440 --> 01:31:56,440
In fact, I hadn't drunk water that week in favor of my choccy milk.

1830
01:31:56,440 --> 01:31:58,440
God.

1831
01:31:58,440 --> 01:32:03,440
Just so like, yo doc, you got diabetes for that fucking sitting alone.

1832
01:32:03,440 --> 01:32:12,440
At this point, you might consider the possibility that I am hydrophobic and have a page dedicated to me in the DSM-5, but no.

1833
01:32:12,440 --> 01:32:19,440
The brown nectar of the gauze is just too potent of a drug that water holds a pale, distant second.

1834
01:32:19,440 --> 01:32:28,440
Plus, it's final weeks of my college, so all thirteen of my reasons for not only being filled but exceeded, so at this point, I'm living on autopilot.

1835
01:32:28,440 --> 01:32:31,440
I haven't even noticed just how dehydrated I am.

1836
01:32:31,440 --> 01:32:34,440
Are you going to fucking stand up and pass out?

1837
01:32:34,440 --> 01:32:36,440
We've read those two before.

1838
01:32:36,440 --> 01:32:37,440
God.

1839
01:32:37,440 --> 01:32:45,440
Or how my PCP is already prepping in order to order my dialysis machine when my kidneys inevitably fail.

1840
01:32:45,440 --> 01:32:46,440
Shit.

1841
01:32:46,440 --> 01:32:47,440
So he knows.

1842
01:32:47,440 --> 01:32:49,440
How much fucking choccy milk is he drinking? Holy hell.

1843
01:32:49,440 --> 01:32:51,440
The rising action.

1844
01:32:51,440 --> 01:33:01,440
It's a sweltering California day with my city cosplaying the sun during a perennial heat wave. I've been carrying my bronzy beverage.

1845
01:33:01,440 --> 01:33:02,440
Perennial.

1846
01:33:02,440 --> 01:33:03,440
My bronzy beverage.

1847
01:33:03,440 --> 01:33:05,440
My bronzy beverage.

1848
01:33:05,440 --> 01:33:10,440
Of choice all day, taking careful sips so as to last a bottle the entire 24 hours.

1849
01:33:10,440 --> 01:33:11,440
Daddy, like.

1850
01:33:11,440 --> 01:33:13,440
This sip and that shit.

1851
01:33:13,440 --> 01:33:15,440
It's now 3 a.m.

1852
01:33:15,440 --> 01:33:21,440
Choccy milk and the syrup can hide the taste of spoiled milk.

1853
01:33:21,440 --> 01:33:22,440
Yes.

1854
01:33:22,440 --> 01:33:23,440
Alright, I feel like that's where this is going.

1855
01:33:23,440 --> 01:33:24,440
Yeah, I think so it can.

1856
01:33:24,440 --> 01:33:26,440
You also know why they're made.

1857
01:33:26,440 --> 01:33:27,440
Never mind. I'll tell you off.

1858
01:33:27,440 --> 01:33:28,440
Yeah, the blood. Yeah.

1859
01:33:28,440 --> 01:33:29,440
Yeah, yeah.

1860
01:33:29,440 --> 01:33:30,440
That's why they make it.

1861
01:33:30,440 --> 01:33:31,440
I remember.

1862
01:33:31,440 --> 01:33:39,440
It's now 3 a.m. and I wake up with my throat parched, burning in hoarse.

1863
01:33:39,440 --> 01:33:41,440
It's giving me Dante's Ninth Circle.

1864
01:33:41,440 --> 01:33:48,440
It's giving me late stage strep mixed with your pick of orithopi.

1865
01:33:48,440 --> 01:33:50,440
God, I'm going to fuck that word up.

1866
01:33:50,440 --> 01:33:52,440
Orithophilological disease.

1867
01:33:52,440 --> 01:33:53,440
God, hey.

1868
01:33:53,440 --> 01:33:55,440
It's giving me Mojave Desert.

1869
01:33:55,440 --> 01:33:56,440
Sojave Desert.

1870
01:33:56,440 --> 01:34:05,440
So I reach for my mahogany colored dessert in the hopes of, am I already, God, a fucking big word person here.

1871
01:34:05,440 --> 01:34:12,440
Ameliorating my midnight torture, although it's at those 3 a.m. so that ain't midnight.

1872
01:34:12,440 --> 01:34:17,440
You know, semantics, you know, you're choosing all these other words, but you just fuck up the time.

1873
01:34:17,440 --> 01:34:20,440
I pick up the bottle lying next to me and give a desperate twist of the cap.

1874
01:34:20,440 --> 01:34:23,440
It hisses. Air rushes out of the bottle.

1875
01:34:23,440 --> 01:34:24,440
It hisses.

1876
01:34:24,440 --> 01:34:36,440
It's like a light, what are you fucking, it starts with a cap.

1877
01:34:36,440 --> 01:34:39,440
Kind of super psyched.

1878
01:34:39,440 --> 01:34:42,440
Ow, my fucking hand.

1879
01:34:42,440 --> 01:34:50,440
Oh, that's so fucked up.

1880
01:34:50,440 --> 01:34:52,440
My next clue should have been the smell.

1881
01:34:52,440 --> 01:34:57,440
But alas, my brain is as unwrinkled as a fleshy pressed sheet of linen.

1882
01:34:57,440 --> 01:35:03,440
So I proceed to tear open the cap, staring into the brown abyss of my beloved Chucky.

1883
01:35:03,440 --> 01:35:08,440
Almost like a finger comes out and just like whips through the, pulls him forward.

1884
01:35:08,440 --> 01:35:10,440
The climax.

1885
01:35:10,440 --> 01:35:12,440
No, the climax.

1886
01:35:12,440 --> 01:35:14,440
I take a swig of my chocolate milk.

1887
01:35:14,440 --> 01:35:15,440
It is not chocolate milk.

1888
01:35:15,440 --> 01:35:18,440
He's missing the false victory right before the climax.

1889
01:35:18,440 --> 01:35:20,440
It is not chocolate milk.

1890
01:35:20,440 --> 01:35:22,440
It is spicy.

1891
01:35:22,440 --> 01:35:24,440
Spicy? What the fuck is he eating?

1892
01:35:24,440 --> 01:35:26,440
It tastes like the Basco sauce?

1893
01:35:26,440 --> 01:35:29,440
It tastes like the toilet water from the last doll in a girl's bathroom.

1894
01:35:29,440 --> 01:35:32,440
Oh, damn, that girl's nasty.

1895
01:35:32,440 --> 01:35:35,440
It tastes like Shrek's dirty swamp water.

1896
01:35:35,440 --> 01:35:38,440
It tastes like it could be biblical punishment.

1897
01:35:38,440 --> 01:35:43,440
I choke and sputter my not-so-chocolate milk, sprained from every orifice that could exit.

1898
01:35:43,440 --> 01:35:44,440
Jesus.

1899
01:35:44,440 --> 01:35:46,440
It's on my bed, in my hair.

1900
01:35:46,440 --> 01:35:49,440
It covers my vision and coats my mouth.

1901
01:35:49,440 --> 01:35:51,440
It smells like a Home Depot porta potty.

1902
01:35:51,440 --> 01:35:54,440
Hmm. Oh, God.

1903
01:35:54,440 --> 01:35:56,440
Never seen a Home Depot porta potty?

1904
01:35:56,440 --> 01:35:57,440
The ones they rent?

1905
01:35:57,440 --> 01:36:01,440
Oh, Lord. They rent porta potties?

1906
01:36:01,440 --> 01:36:03,440
Imagine being the employee to clean that shit out.

1907
01:36:03,440 --> 01:36:05,440
Get out there, Timothy.

1908
01:36:05,440 --> 01:36:10,440
No, it's only my second day, because I was on a fucking thousand-yard stand smoking cigarettes.

1909
01:36:10,440 --> 01:36:12,440
You smoked, Timothy? I started.

1910
01:36:12,440 --> 01:36:14,440
I started after yesterday.

1911
01:36:14,440 --> 01:36:19,440
I started after fucking cleaning his fucking bowel.

1912
01:36:19,440 --> 01:36:21,440
Infested fucking bowel. I can't even imagine.

1913
01:36:21,440 --> 01:36:23,440
The resolution.

1914
01:36:23,440 --> 01:36:28,440
I realized my chocolate milk had curdled, and I had taken a swig of pure, rotten milk.

1915
01:36:28,440 --> 01:36:29,440
Nasty.

1916
01:36:29,440 --> 01:36:30,440
I'm no longer in the mortal realm.

1917
01:36:30,440 --> 01:36:33,440
I should have realized it was chunky.

1918
01:36:33,440 --> 01:36:36,440
He only took a sip. He didn't chug it.

1919
01:36:36,440 --> 01:36:37,440
Started chewing it?

1920
01:36:37,440 --> 01:36:39,440
Uh-oh.

1921
01:36:39,440 --> 01:36:41,440
I am no longer in the mortal realm.

1922
01:36:41,440 --> 01:36:47,440
I changed my Pinterest from live, laugh, love to dead, dying, deceased.

1923
01:36:47,440 --> 01:36:50,440
I think I might actually have rabies after this.

1924
01:36:50,440 --> 01:36:53,440
I am a mere shadow of my already dork and soul.

1925
01:36:53,440 --> 01:37:00,440
If finals week was my thirteenth reason this has allowed me to take my next rebirth.

1926
01:37:00,440 --> 01:37:02,440
The conclusion.

1927
01:37:02,440 --> 01:37:04,440
Yesterday, I went to buy more chocolate milk.

1928
01:37:04,440 --> 01:37:05,440
Done and done.

1929
01:37:05,440 --> 01:37:09,440
I stared at the bottle for a minute, wondering where my hesitation had come from.

1930
01:37:09,440 --> 01:37:13,440
Why wasn't I gulping down my hazel-toned ambrosia like before?

1931
01:37:13,440 --> 01:37:15,440
I reached for the cap and hesitated.

1932
01:37:15,440 --> 01:37:19,440
It slowly dawned on me that I have traumatized myself from drinking any more chocolate milk.

1933
01:37:19,440 --> 01:37:22,440
I will now have to seek therapy.

1934
01:37:22,440 --> 01:37:26,440
I've had bad pizza before. I still have to stop eating bad pizza.

1935
01:37:26,440 --> 01:37:28,440
You're eating bad pizza?

1936
01:37:28,440 --> 01:37:35,440
It takes a lot for the food to have to be fucking absolutely horrific for me to stop eating it.

1937
01:37:35,440 --> 01:37:39,440
Well, alrighty. Next one.

1938
01:37:39,440 --> 01:37:43,440
So, I was at a sleepover with my friends and saw a can of spicy Cheeto puffs.

1939
01:37:43,440 --> 01:37:46,440
And they looked bomb. So I ate some.

1940
01:37:46,440 --> 01:37:47,440
Hell yeah.

1941
01:37:47,440 --> 01:37:51,440
Those little devils are so good, they're spicy and taste just like cheese I couldn't stop eating them.

1942
01:37:51,440 --> 01:37:52,440
The spice.

1943
01:37:52,440 --> 01:37:53,440
I ate the whole can.

1944
01:37:53,440 --> 01:37:54,440
Spice bitch.

1945
01:37:54,440 --> 01:38:01,440
When I left, I went to the store and ended up getting two more cans of them because yum, they're delicious and I eat them both.

1946
01:38:01,440 --> 01:38:03,440
I'm fucking banging.

1947
01:38:03,440 --> 01:38:05,440
After I devoured both cans.

1948
01:38:05,440 --> 01:38:07,440
You know what those fucking Cool Ranch Doritos?

1949
01:38:07,440 --> 01:38:08,440
Yeah.

1950
01:38:08,440 --> 01:38:10,440
They come in the little Pringles cans now.

1951
01:38:10,440 --> 01:38:11,440
Yeah, I've seen that.

1952
01:38:11,440 --> 01:38:13,440
They're fucking way better than the ones in the store.

1953
01:38:13,440 --> 01:38:17,440
Yeah, I guess because the concentration is on a smaller scale.

1954
01:38:17,440 --> 01:38:19,440
The surface ratio.

1955
01:38:19,440 --> 01:38:25,440
Yeah, it's fucking, my mouth's watering thinking about those fucking delicious Doritos in that can.

1956
01:38:25,440 --> 01:38:28,440
Fuck the bags. Get the cans.

1957
01:38:28,440 --> 01:38:30,440
They're all like the bottom of the bag?

1958
01:38:30,440 --> 01:38:33,440
Basically, yes, they're fucking delicious.

1959
01:38:33,440 --> 01:38:36,440
After I devoured both cans of those delicious things, I went to church.

1960
01:38:36,440 --> 01:38:37,440
Bad idea, homie.

1961
01:38:37,440 --> 01:38:39,440
I could feel my stomach.

1962
01:38:39,440 --> 01:38:41,440
Satan.

1963
01:38:41,440 --> 01:38:43,440
Devil.

1964
01:38:43,440 --> 01:38:45,440
It's all his stomach.

1965
01:38:45,440 --> 01:38:48,440
Be gone, demon.

1966
01:38:48,440 --> 01:38:52,440
The fucking preacher's like, I sense a devil in here.

1967
01:38:52,440 --> 01:38:56,440
I can smell his foul odor.

1968
01:38:56,440 --> 01:38:58,440
Be gone, Satan.

1969
01:38:58,440 --> 01:39:01,440
It's just the fact that he put a bad idea on me.

1970
01:39:01,440 --> 01:39:03,440
You know what's the make-up for me?

1971
01:39:03,440 --> 01:39:05,440
They can't fucking real serious with that.

1972
01:39:05,440 --> 01:39:07,440
Get the show on.

1973
01:39:07,440 --> 01:39:09,440
So that way, I'm like, fuck, you see?

1974
01:39:09,440 --> 01:39:13,440
Pitching mine makes me stomach-way.

1975
01:39:13,440 --> 01:39:16,440
You know what he's doing to church, you see?

1976
01:39:16,440 --> 01:39:19,440
I can feel my stomach gurgling the second I stem to him.

1977
01:39:19,440 --> 01:39:22,440
Grind you.

1978
01:39:22,440 --> 01:39:25,440
Be gone from here.

1979
01:39:25,440 --> 01:39:31,440
God was trying to give him that.

1980
01:39:31,440 --> 01:39:34,440
Not an unnoticeable gurgle.

1981
01:39:34,440 --> 01:39:40,440
A gurgle as I could only describe as an earthquake in my stomach and instantly got a hot flash.

1982
01:39:40,440 --> 01:39:42,440
God dang.

1983
01:39:42,440 --> 01:39:46,440
He bypassed, just whispered the metaphor.

1984
01:39:46,440 --> 01:39:49,440
I sat in the pew and sweated the entire time.

1985
01:39:49,440 --> 01:39:52,440
I probably looked like I was going to get Satan ripped out of me.

1986
01:39:52,440 --> 01:39:59,440
You boy, the devil has made his home in your very asshole.

1987
01:39:59,440 --> 01:40:02,440
Oh shit.

1988
01:40:02,440 --> 01:40:09,440
It was so bad and my stomach was yelling extremely loud the entire time I got at least four weird looks.

1989
01:40:09,440 --> 01:40:12,440
You fool.

1990
01:40:12,440 --> 01:40:16,440
The old lady's like, oh my God, that boy possessed.

1991
01:40:16,440 --> 01:40:20,440
But if he's at a cello church.

1992
01:40:20,440 --> 01:40:26,440
He's just fucking soaked in sweat in his fucking black hoodie.

1993
01:40:26,440 --> 01:40:29,440
In his fucking khaki pants.

1994
01:40:29,440 --> 01:40:32,440
His fucking death-shitty.

1995
01:40:32,440 --> 01:40:35,440
He has no smell.

1996
01:40:35,440 --> 01:40:40,440
He's fucking like, just like his vans are just fucking buckets of water.

1997
01:40:40,440 --> 01:40:42,440
Oh shit.

1998
01:40:42,440 --> 01:40:45,440
In the middle of the pastor preaching, I felt it.

1999
01:40:45,440 --> 01:40:51,440
The unsubstantly bowel movement of 50 little spicy cover cheese balls moving through me like a speeding truck.

2000
01:40:51,440 --> 01:40:57,440
I've never gotten up so quickly and had to clench the entire weight of the bathroom in a church.

2001
01:40:57,440 --> 01:41:01,440
Just get some hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah.

2002
01:41:01,440 --> 01:41:04,440
The moment I sat down, I unleashed demons.

2003
01:41:04,440 --> 01:41:06,440
It was toe curling.

2004
01:41:06,440 --> 01:41:13,440
Those type of shits are terrifying because the second your ass hits the seat, that shit blows out.

2005
01:41:13,440 --> 01:41:24,440
It was toe curling, hand gripping, forehead sweating, knee shaking, mouth agape, eyes rolling, knuckles wide, pale face kind of unleashing.

2006
01:41:24,440 --> 01:41:26,440
Jesus Christ, man.

2007
01:41:26,440 --> 01:41:29,440
That shit must have been insane.

2008
01:41:29,440 --> 01:41:30,440
I looked out of the toilet.

2009
01:41:30,440 --> 01:41:32,440
It was blood red.

2010
01:41:32,440 --> 01:41:34,440
Every inch of it.

2011
01:41:34,440 --> 01:41:38,440
I thought I was dying and my ass has experienced the seven levels of hell all at one time.

2012
01:41:38,440 --> 01:41:42,440
You know that scene from the mummy where he makes that sand and it's like his face?

2013
01:41:42,440 --> 01:41:43,440
Yeah.

2014
01:41:43,440 --> 01:41:44,440
That's the shit.

2015
01:41:44,440 --> 01:41:47,440
For just a second, you see a face come out.

2016
01:41:47,440 --> 01:41:48,440
The demon?

2017
01:41:48,440 --> 01:41:49,440
Yeah.

2018
01:41:49,440 --> 01:41:54,440
Every demon was expelled out of me and I shakily walked to my car and laughed.

2019
01:41:54,440 --> 01:41:55,440
Hallelujah.

2020
01:41:55,440 --> 01:41:57,440
Knees just trembling.

2021
01:41:57,440 --> 01:42:02,440
Just fucking just soaked in sweat.

2022
01:42:02,440 --> 01:42:03,440
All right.

2023
01:42:03,440 --> 01:42:07,440
Next one is by NTG7C.

2024
01:42:07,440 --> 01:42:09,440
You know when the best sweats are to me?

2025
01:42:09,440 --> 01:42:21,440
After you had a good shower and you go out about it, maybe you're doing some workouts or you're just working in general and you have that sweat, but it doesn't feel like a bad sweat because you're sort of clean.

2026
01:42:21,440 --> 01:42:27,440
I don't know why, but I like the shower after sweats as opposed to the not showered all day sweats.

2027
01:42:27,440 --> 01:42:29,440
Like dust blowing on you.

2028
01:42:29,440 --> 01:42:30,440
Yeah.

2029
01:42:30,440 --> 01:42:32,440
The shower after sweats feel clean.

2030
01:42:32,440 --> 01:42:37,440
The shower before sweats, the sweats before showers feel dirty.

2031
01:42:37,440 --> 01:42:39,440
I don't know why.

2032
01:42:39,440 --> 01:42:41,440
And then you got to go take another shower after you do it anyway.

2033
01:42:41,440 --> 01:42:42,440
Not really, man.

2034
01:42:42,440 --> 01:42:48,440
You go home to your girl and you guys just banging out, be sweating all over each other.

2035
01:42:48,440 --> 01:42:49,440
It's like.

2036
01:42:49,440 --> 01:42:51,440
And she's like, what's that smell?

2037
01:42:51,440 --> 01:42:54,440
You know what it is, girl.

2038
01:42:54,440 --> 01:42:55,440
All right.

2039
01:42:55,440 --> 01:42:57,440
This person puts, I own my own business.

2040
01:42:57,440 --> 01:42:58,440
I have business insurance.

2041
01:42:58,440 --> 01:43:03,440
I recently reviewed said business insurance because it was that time of the year to do so.

2042
01:43:03,440 --> 01:43:05,440
Pretty straightforward.

2043
01:43:05,440 --> 01:43:12,440
Well, if I don't renew my insurance online, it will say my license is under suspension.

2044
01:43:12,440 --> 01:43:17,440
I had a new client that I had checked my license and then reached out to ask why it's suspended.

2045
01:43:17,440 --> 01:43:21,440
I, equally confused, reached out to my insurance broker and asked the same question.

2046
01:43:21,440 --> 01:43:24,440
It was up to them to report my insurance to the licensing board.

2047
01:43:24,440 --> 01:43:27,440
So somewhere along the lines, there was an oops.

2048
01:43:27,440 --> 01:43:29,440
This is where the FF happened.

2049
01:43:29,440 --> 01:43:33,440
I would like to add here that I was extremely caffeinated at this point in time.

2050
01:43:33,440 --> 01:43:36,440
So I was also a little lighter for my actions.

2051
01:43:36,440 --> 01:43:37,440
I'm responsible.

2052
01:43:37,440 --> 01:43:38,440
What happened after that?

2053
01:43:38,440 --> 01:43:41,440
I was under the influence of caffeine.

2054
01:43:41,440 --> 01:43:46,440
The two consecutive days leading up to the incident, I had eaten as its total hole in the wall.

2055
01:43:46,440 --> 01:43:48,440
Mexican place near my house.

2056
01:43:48,440 --> 01:43:49,440
No regrets would do it again.

2057
01:43:49,440 --> 01:43:52,440
But let's just say I had some flatulence.

2058
01:43:52,440 --> 01:43:56,440
Was it means well, you fried beans and rice?

2059
01:43:56,440 --> 01:44:00,440
Well, I call it my insurance agency, got the receptionist pound a case.

2060
01:44:00,440 --> 01:44:02,440
So we can fucking chips.

2061
01:44:02,440 --> 01:44:09,440
You eat so much of those chips and cheese, but when the food gets you like fuck.

2062
01:44:09,440 --> 01:44:14,440
They got those big old round fucking gallon sized cups of soda.

2063
01:44:14,440 --> 01:44:19,440
And if you ever see the way they make it in the back, it's like, you know why it gives you the diarrhea.

2064
01:44:19,440 --> 01:44:24,440
But man, like once the food gets to you, like, man, I got more stuff to eat.

2065
01:44:24,440 --> 01:44:27,440
I fill up on the soda and the fucking chips and cheese.

2066
01:44:27,440 --> 01:44:30,440
And when my food gets there, I'm like, fuck.

2067
01:44:30,440 --> 01:44:31,440
I don't want no one else.

2068
01:44:31,440 --> 01:44:33,440
I'm not hungry anymore.

2069
01:44:33,440 --> 01:44:36,440
That's why they give you this.

2070
01:44:36,440 --> 01:44:41,440
Well, that bullshit about how they fucking make it steaming by fucking throwing water on the fucking fajitas.

2071
01:44:41,440 --> 01:44:42,440
Yeah.

2072
01:44:42,440 --> 01:44:43,440
You bastards.

2073
01:44:43,440 --> 01:44:44,440
I thought they were flaming high.

2074
01:44:44,440 --> 01:44:47,440
No.

2075
01:44:47,440 --> 01:44:48,440
She said you look into it.

2076
01:44:48,440 --> 01:44:50,440
A few minutes of her looking into it goes by.

2077
01:44:50,440 --> 01:44:54,440
And then she asks if I would rather wait on the line or get a call back.

2078
01:44:54,440 --> 01:44:57,440
As this was an urgent matter, I opted to wait on the line.

2079
01:44:57,440 --> 01:45:06,440
I had my phone on speaker and every now and again I would hear a little typing typing back as.

2080
01:45:06,440 --> 01:45:09,440
I say this because looking back, I was not on hold.

2081
01:45:09,440 --> 01:45:11,440
I just just kept waiting and waiting.

2082
01:45:11,440 --> 01:45:14,440
And after about 10 more minutes, where's the fucking music?

2083
01:45:14,440 --> 01:45:16,440
I had another urgent matter come up.

2084
01:45:16,440 --> 01:45:18,440
Last night's Mexican food.

2085
01:45:18,440 --> 01:45:19,440
Oh, no.

2086
01:45:19,440 --> 01:45:21,440
He just muted it.

2087
01:45:21,440 --> 01:45:23,440
Unless he's also on a phone.

2088
01:45:23,440 --> 01:45:25,440
I had to take the whole phone to the bathroom with me.

2089
01:45:25,440 --> 01:45:28,440
I had hold my hand over the fucking speakers.

2090
01:45:28,440 --> 01:45:31,440
And I did long that bitch out.

2091
01:45:31,440 --> 01:45:38,440
I had literally been 10 minutes at this point since I had heard anyone on the other end of the line and suddenly had to take a number dose.

2092
01:45:38,440 --> 01:45:41,440
Here's how I wish these stories would work, right?

2093
01:45:41,440 --> 01:45:44,440
So he said he was a business, right?

2094
01:45:44,440 --> 01:45:46,440
Let's keep it going.

2095
01:45:46,440 --> 01:45:52,440
It's actually what I actually work for is a church and I'm on the business side of, you know, making their transactions and everything.

2096
01:45:52,440 --> 01:45:54,440
Anyway, so I had to go to the bathroom.

2097
01:45:54,440 --> 01:45:59,440
So as I'm walking out, this little cello comes out covered in sweat from the bathroom.

2098
01:45:59,440 --> 01:46:03,440
I go past, you know, they continue from the last door.

2099
01:46:03,440 --> 01:46:06,440
That would be hilarious.

2100
01:46:06,440 --> 01:46:08,440
Oh, shit.

2101
01:46:08,440 --> 01:46:12,440
It was so sudden and urgent, but everything else went out of my mind.

2102
01:46:12,440 --> 01:46:18,440
And I made a beeline for the toilet, sat down and let out the most blood curling explosion you've ever heard from the bathroom.

2103
01:46:18,440 --> 01:46:19,440
Jesus.

2104
01:46:19,440 --> 01:46:20,440
It was violent.

2105
01:46:20,440 --> 01:46:22,440
It was laughing.

2106
01:46:22,440 --> 01:46:24,440
I wanted to fight all this.

2107
01:46:24,440 --> 01:46:28,440
He was sitting there in the stall next to the other dude.

2108
01:46:28,440 --> 01:46:30,440
It was impressive to say the least.

2109
01:46:30,440 --> 01:46:38,440
I let out a sigh into my cell for so I thought, oh, God, it was at this exact moment that I realized my fuck up.

2110
01:46:38,440 --> 01:46:43,440
I had brought my phone with me to the bathroom and no sane person would obviously mute themselves.

2111
01:46:43,440 --> 01:46:44,440
No, not I.

2112
01:46:44,440 --> 01:46:47,440
I immediately muted the call at my moment of clarity.

2113
01:46:47,440 --> 01:46:48,440
A mere 10 seconds.

2114
01:46:48,440 --> 01:46:50,440
That is a point now.

2115
01:46:50,440 --> 01:46:57,440
A mere 10 seconds after my gasp was let out of the reception and spoke for the first time in 10 to 12 minutes.

2116
01:46:57,440 --> 01:47:00,440
She said, thank you for continuing to hold.

2117
01:47:00,440 --> 01:47:04,440
She knew saying as you shit yourself.

2118
01:47:04,440 --> 01:47:09,440
Dad, I attempted to cover my fuck up by just being overly active.

2119
01:47:09,440 --> 01:47:12,440
The rest of the call really acted.

2120
01:47:12,440 --> 01:47:14,440
He's doing stuff.

2121
01:47:14,440 --> 01:47:17,440
God, the last call lasted 30 minutes.

2122
01:47:17,440 --> 01:47:25,440
And I went and banged around in my car and kept saying, oh, God, an attempt to make it seem like I've been doing something different the entire time.

2123
01:47:25,440 --> 01:47:27,440
Did you buy my act?

2124
01:47:27,440 --> 01:47:29,440
No, I had to try though.

2125
01:47:29,440 --> 01:47:31,440
The call lasted an agonizing 30 minutes.

2126
01:47:31,440 --> 01:47:32,440
It was brutal.

2127
01:47:32,440 --> 01:47:35,440
I have to talk on the phone with them a few times a year.

2128
01:47:35,440 --> 01:47:41,440
Hopefully the receptionist finds a new job and don't have to endure the shame of this memory each time we talk on the phone.

2129
01:47:41,440 --> 01:47:43,440
He's hoping she loses her job.

2130
01:47:43,440 --> 01:47:45,440
If it ain't the shitter himself calling back.

2131
01:47:45,440 --> 01:47:47,440
Yeah, you got a shit.

2132
01:47:47,440 --> 01:47:52,440
And the next one is by empty lunch.

2133
01:47:52,440 --> 01:47:54,440
Six, five, 20.

2134
01:47:54,440 --> 01:47:58,440
This person puts if I ever had a story worthy of the subreddit, it is this one.

2135
01:47:58,440 --> 01:48:02,440
I like to preface this by saying I have always had a strong stomach.

2136
01:48:02,440 --> 01:48:09,440
I don't often get sick and I can pretty much eat anything without the usual consequences people face.

2137
01:48:09,440 --> 01:48:13,440
So foods like Chinese, Mexican, Italian, et cetera, do not typically affect me.

2138
01:48:13,440 --> 01:48:17,440
What about Indian food?

2139
01:48:17,440 --> 01:48:19,440
I heard the usual suspects.

2140
01:48:19,440 --> 01:48:21,440
What about the true?

2141
01:48:21,440 --> 01:48:24,440
How about the Thanos of foods?

2142
01:48:24,440 --> 01:48:26,440
The world breaker itself.

2143
01:48:26,440 --> 01:48:28,440
The originator of all of them.

2144
01:48:28,440 --> 01:48:32,440
The abridgator of all sin.

2145
01:48:32,440 --> 01:48:36,440
The true breaker of man's Indian food.

2146
01:48:36,440 --> 01:48:39,440
Most of you get two tiers up in the spiciness.

2147
01:48:39,440 --> 01:48:40,440
Oh, man.

2148
01:48:40,440 --> 01:48:45,440
And especially authentic Indian food when they're fucking beating hands.

2149
01:48:45,440 --> 01:48:47,440
Yeah.

2150
01:48:47,440 --> 01:48:50,440
They're just like squatting down around a bunch of food.

2151
01:48:50,440 --> 01:48:53,440
I'll have to show you a couple of these videos I've seen earlier.

2152
01:48:53,440 --> 01:48:55,440
Oh, yeah, same thing.

2153
01:48:55,440 --> 01:48:57,440
We're just like, oh, just got to throw your toes in that shit.

2154
01:48:57,440 --> 01:48:58,440
OK.

2155
01:48:58,440 --> 01:48:59,440
Damn.

2156
01:48:59,440 --> 01:49:01,440
That kind of food, huh?

2157
01:49:01,440 --> 01:49:03,440
So last night I decided I want some burritos for dinner.

2158
01:49:03,440 --> 01:49:05,440
I hadn't made them in a while and I had to cook them.

2159
01:49:05,440 --> 01:49:07,440
So I figured why not?

2160
01:49:07,440 --> 01:49:11,440
As I was throwing them together, my situationship texts me and asks me to come over.

2161
01:49:11,440 --> 01:49:12,440
I hurry up and eat.

2162
01:49:12,440 --> 01:49:13,440
Situationship.

2163
01:49:13,440 --> 01:49:16,440
Ain't we fucking 21st century?

2164
01:49:16,440 --> 01:49:18,440
We don't know where we are, but we know where we are something.

2165
01:49:18,440 --> 01:49:20,440
Something.

2166
01:49:20,440 --> 01:49:22,440
We haven't figured that out yet.

2167
01:49:22,440 --> 01:49:24,440
I know that my thing fits in their thing, so that's all I care.

2168
01:49:24,440 --> 01:49:26,440
It's a situation.

2169
01:49:26,440 --> 01:49:30,440
Unless he's dating the situation from Jersey Shore.

2170
01:49:30,440 --> 01:49:33,440
That's a situation.

2171
01:49:33,440 --> 01:49:36,440
I hurry up and eat, take a quick shower, and head over.

2172
01:49:36,440 --> 01:49:39,440
I get to her place in a few minutes, come in, and we start hanging out.

2173
01:49:39,440 --> 01:49:40,440
The night flies by.

2174
01:49:40,440 --> 01:49:44,440
We do the usual hooking up, take some shrooms together, smoke a blunt, and pass out.

2175
01:49:44,440 --> 01:49:45,440
All is well.

2176
01:49:45,440 --> 01:49:46,440
Jesus Christ.

2177
01:49:46,440 --> 01:49:49,440
Let's backtrack to the fucking shrimps.

2178
01:49:49,440 --> 01:49:51,440
You fucking start tripping balls.

2179
01:49:51,440 --> 01:49:57,440
The night, until I wake up to the sound of my own ass ripping gas.

2180
01:49:57,440 --> 01:49:59,440
At two in the morning.

2181
01:49:59,440 --> 01:50:02,440
I have never farted around this woman and I don't want to start now.

2182
01:50:02,440 --> 01:50:06,440
So I quietly hopped out of bed and go to the bathroom.

2183
01:50:06,440 --> 01:50:09,440
And where you loudly fuck your shit yourself.

2184
01:50:09,440 --> 01:50:11,440
I flushed the toilet three times.

2185
01:50:11,440 --> 01:50:13,440
I said, let out another long one.

2186
01:50:13,440 --> 01:50:14,440
It took three flushes.

2187
01:50:14,440 --> 01:50:17,440
First of all, you'd have to hold it between flushes.

2188
01:50:17,440 --> 01:50:19,440
They don't fucking flush in right after the other.

2189
01:50:19,440 --> 01:50:23,440
You let the water fill up first in the tank in the bag.

2190
01:50:23,440 --> 01:50:25,440
So he had to fucking fart hold it.

2191
01:50:25,440 --> 01:50:28,440
Wait for the water to fill up and fart again.

2192
01:50:28,440 --> 01:50:30,440
And I could drink a couple of minutes.

2193
01:50:30,440 --> 01:50:34,440
Yeah. Oh Lord.

2194
01:50:34,440 --> 01:50:37,440
Ain't no damn perpetual toilet flushing.

2195
01:50:37,440 --> 01:50:38,440
Not that I know of.

2196
01:50:38,440 --> 01:50:39,440
No.

2197
01:50:39,440 --> 01:50:40,440
After this, I feel better.

2198
01:50:40,440 --> 01:50:43,440
I think all is back to being kosher.

2199
01:50:43,440 --> 01:50:44,440
I go lay down.

2200
01:50:44,440 --> 01:50:46,440
I'm out cold until 3 48 a.m.

2201
01:50:46,440 --> 01:50:50,440
Awoken again by the sound of my southern cheeks.

2202
01:50:50,440 --> 01:50:51,440
Just flapping.

2203
01:50:51,440 --> 01:50:52,440
Jesus.

2204
01:50:52,440 --> 01:50:54,440
This time a wave of pressure comes with it.

2205
01:50:54,440 --> 01:50:55,440
Uh oh.

2206
01:50:55,440 --> 01:50:57,440
It's game time.

2207
01:50:57,440 --> 01:50:58,440
I need to make a choice.

2208
01:50:58,440 --> 01:51:00,440
Go home and deal with this now.

2209
01:51:00,440 --> 01:51:02,440
We're attempting to decompress in the bathroom again.

2210
01:51:02,440 --> 01:51:04,440
I go with the latter.

2211
01:51:04,440 --> 01:51:07,440
I get to the bathroom, shut the door, flush the toilet and let it go.

2212
01:51:07,440 --> 01:51:10,440
I swear to you, Red, I farted for a full 40 seconds.

2213
01:51:10,440 --> 01:51:12,440
It's a long fart.

2214
01:51:12,440 --> 01:51:16,440
It was winded after it.

2215
01:51:16,440 --> 01:51:18,440
I'm not headed.

2216
01:51:18,440 --> 01:51:21,440
It took all my air.

2217
01:51:21,440 --> 01:51:25,440
It was one long, loud, continuous line.

2218
01:51:25,440 --> 01:51:28,440
No matter what I did, I couldn't stop it.

2219
01:51:28,440 --> 01:51:31,440
Just it's like that.

2220
01:51:31,440 --> 01:51:33,440
Sometimes you got some windy days.

2221
01:51:33,440 --> 01:51:35,440
It had come out.

2222
01:51:35,440 --> 01:51:38,440
I couldn't believe that much gas could exist inside of me.

2223
01:51:38,440 --> 01:51:39,440
You'd be surprised.

2224
01:51:39,440 --> 01:51:42,440
As soon as it was over, I was hit with the urge to open the floodgates.

2225
01:51:42,440 --> 01:51:45,440
I knew I couldn't do anything.

2226
01:51:45,440 --> 01:51:46,440
I couldn't do it there.

2227
01:51:46,440 --> 01:51:50,440
There was no way in hell she'd ever have me over again.

2228
01:51:50,440 --> 01:51:53,440
So I went back to her room, woke her up to say bye.

2229
01:51:53,440 --> 01:51:55,440
Absolutely shocked she slept through that.

2230
01:51:55,440 --> 01:51:56,440
Just pretending.

2231
01:51:56,440 --> 01:51:58,440
That's all that is.

2232
01:51:58,440 --> 01:52:01,440
Gave her a quick kiss and out of the door sprinting to my car.

2233
01:52:01,440 --> 01:52:03,440
I mean, fuck the car.

2234
01:52:03,440 --> 01:52:06,440
I just ran straight on.

2235
01:52:06,440 --> 01:52:08,440
I made it over to care of business.

2236
01:52:08,440 --> 01:52:11,440
Today I got a text from her asking why I had left early last night.

2237
01:52:11,440 --> 01:52:14,440
I told her I was tired and sore and my dog had to be let out.

2238
01:52:14,440 --> 01:52:19,440
She FaceTimed me after and she thought I was mad at her because I had never

2239
01:52:19,440 --> 01:52:23,440
woke up around her before.

2240
01:52:23,440 --> 01:52:28,440
So I had to shit so hard before.

2241
01:52:28,440 --> 01:52:29,440
That was horrible.

2242
01:52:29,440 --> 01:52:33,440
It was like, this shit's going to hit.

2243
01:52:33,440 --> 01:52:35,440
At that point, she just took a shit there.

2244
01:52:35,440 --> 01:52:37,440
I mean, she was so dead asleep.

2245
01:52:37,440 --> 01:52:39,440
I'm going to have to fucking let that shit out.

2246
01:52:39,440 --> 01:52:42,440
I'm going to fucking turn the shower on.

2247
01:52:42,440 --> 01:52:43,440
I haven't taken a shower.

2248
01:52:43,440 --> 01:52:44,440
Turn the fucking music up.

2249
01:52:44,440 --> 01:52:46,440
Do something.

2250
01:52:46,440 --> 01:52:47,440
Oh, man.

2251
01:52:47,440 --> 01:52:51,440
Next one is by ComfortableSir2283.

2252
01:52:51,440 --> 01:52:52,440
It's first in puts.

2253
01:52:52,440 --> 01:52:54,440
I never thought I'd be in this situation.

2254
01:52:54,440 --> 01:52:57,440
I lost three of my four friends because I called one of their babies ugly.

2255
01:52:57,440 --> 01:53:04,440
She said it wasn't an intentional insult, but she said it.

2256
01:53:04,440 --> 01:53:05,440
On the ass, man.

2257
01:53:05,440 --> 01:53:09,440
My friend, Elkhorn Elizabeth, she's been posting pictures of her baby all over

2258
01:53:09,440 --> 01:53:10,440
Instagram.

2259
01:53:10,440 --> 01:53:14,440
All I did was a little eww underneath the fucking picture and all of a sudden I'm the asshole.

2260
01:53:14,440 --> 01:53:18,440
To put it bluntly, her baby isn't very cute.

2261
01:53:18,440 --> 01:53:21,440
His nose is very big and he has big puffy eyes.

2262
01:53:21,440 --> 01:53:23,440
Oh, my God.

2263
01:53:23,440 --> 01:53:31,440
At first, it was cute and I was happy for her, but over time, the constant flood of baby photos started to wear on me.

2264
01:53:31,440 --> 01:53:36,440
During the group hangout, no one talked about anything other than Elizabeth's baby.

2265
01:53:36,440 --> 01:53:39,440
I got tired of losing my appetite every time I saw his pictures.

2266
01:53:39,440 --> 01:53:42,440
I already was in a bad mood, and this made it worse.

2267
01:53:42,440 --> 01:53:48,440
Out of frustration, when she was showing the ass the photos that she had already posted on her Instagram, I blurted out,

2268
01:53:48,440 --> 01:53:54,440
Not every baby is cute and honestly yours isn't.

2269
01:53:54,440 --> 01:53:56,440
Damn.

2270
01:53:56,440 --> 01:53:58,440
So straight to it, huh?

2271
01:53:58,440 --> 01:54:03,440
I meant it more as a comment on the constant oversharing, not an outright judgment of her baby, but

2272
01:54:03,440 --> 01:54:05,440
You said exactly what you wanted to say.

2273
01:54:05,440 --> 01:54:07,440
You knew what you meant.

2274
01:54:07,440 --> 01:54:11,440
You said what you meant very vainly.

2275
01:54:11,440 --> 01:54:14,440
But it came out of completely wrong.

2276
01:54:14,440 --> 01:54:17,440
Not every baby is cute, especially yours.

2277
01:54:17,440 --> 01:54:18,440
So that's what you said.

2278
01:54:18,440 --> 01:54:19,440
That is what you said.

2279
01:54:19,440 --> 01:54:22,440
Exactly what I meant.

2280
01:54:22,440 --> 01:54:23,440
That's exactly what you meant.

2281
01:54:23,440 --> 01:54:27,440
Everyone went silent and my friend was visibly hurt.

2282
01:54:27,440 --> 01:54:29,440
The waiter in the back dropped all his plates.

2283
01:54:29,440 --> 01:54:30,440
What the?

2284
01:54:30,440 --> 01:54:32,440
Oh, shit.

2285
01:54:32,440 --> 01:54:34,440
Since then, she hasn't spoken to me.

2286
01:54:34,440 --> 01:54:37,440
I tried reaching out to apologize and explain, but she blocked me.

2287
01:54:37,440 --> 01:54:39,440
Three of my friends called me a jerk.

2288
01:54:39,440 --> 01:54:44,440
What? You're ugly ass.

2289
01:54:44,440 --> 01:54:49,440
Three of my friends called me a jerk and said that they didn't want to talk to me.

2290
01:54:49,440 --> 01:54:53,440
Elizabeth decided to kick me out of their WhatsApp group.

2291
01:54:53,440 --> 01:54:54,440
She is the admin.

2292
01:54:54,440 --> 01:54:55,440
That sounds like it's all women.

2293
01:54:55,440 --> 01:54:56,440
Yeah.

2294
01:54:56,440 --> 01:54:58,440
Those guys that have been like, you know, your baby's ugly.

2295
01:54:58,440 --> 01:55:00,440
Well, maybe it's yours.

2296
01:55:00,440 --> 01:55:01,440
You're ugly as fuck.

2297
01:55:01,440 --> 01:55:02,440
There would have been a comeback.

2298
01:55:02,440 --> 01:55:04,440
Yeah.

2299
01:55:04,440 --> 01:55:07,440
Now only one wants to hang out with me.

2300
01:55:07,440 --> 01:55:09,440
I feel terrible and I regret my choice of words.

2301
01:55:09,440 --> 01:55:12,440
I miss my friends and I wish I could understand where I was coming from.

2302
01:55:12,440 --> 01:55:14,440
I hope they forgive me and let me hang out with them.

2303
01:55:14,440 --> 01:55:15,440
That is pretty wild.

2304
01:55:15,440 --> 01:55:18,440
Like just that and it ruins fucking years of friendship.

2305
01:55:18,440 --> 01:55:20,440
You got to be fucking kidding me.

2306
01:55:20,440 --> 01:55:22,440
Because I take it as a personal insult.

2307
01:55:22,440 --> 01:55:25,440
It is a personal insult.

2308
01:55:25,440 --> 01:55:27,440
Does it mean you can't be friends?

2309
01:55:27,440 --> 01:55:28,440
I just don't like your child.

2310
01:55:28,440 --> 01:55:31,440
Keep that spawn of Satan away from me.

2311
01:55:31,440 --> 01:55:37,440
Then we go into this one from throw RA 454342.

2312
01:55:37,440 --> 01:55:39,440
It's a long ass fucking user name.

2313
01:55:39,440 --> 01:55:40,440
It's a bot.

2314
01:55:40,440 --> 01:55:41,440
This person puts a week back.

2315
01:55:41,440 --> 01:55:42,440
Hell, you ain't a fellow human.

2316
01:55:42,440 --> 01:55:44,440
This person puts a week back.

2317
01:55:44,440 --> 01:55:46,440
I made a post on the Reddit.

2318
01:55:46,440 --> 01:55:47,440
Am I the asshole?

2319
01:55:47,440 --> 01:55:49,440
Turns out yes.

2320
01:55:49,440 --> 01:55:57,440
About advising my coworker, Sarah, we'll call her, to lose weight in order to be taken more seriously in our workplace.

2321
01:55:57,440 --> 01:55:58,440
Oh, Lord.

2322
01:55:58,440 --> 01:56:01,440
After all my comments, I realized that I was in the wrong.

2323
01:56:01,440 --> 01:56:05,440
My comment was inappropriate and hurtful and I needed to apologize to Sarah properly.

2324
01:56:05,440 --> 01:56:07,440
So I approached Sarah again.

2325
01:56:07,440 --> 01:56:11,440
I admitted I was wrong in saying what I had said and I was deeply sorry for hurting her.

2326
01:56:11,440 --> 01:56:13,440
In the course of the conversation though.

2327
01:56:13,440 --> 01:56:15,440
What the fuck did that person say now?

2328
01:56:15,440 --> 01:56:18,440
I accidentally suggested for her to start going to the gym.

2329
01:56:18,440 --> 01:56:19,440
God dang.

2330
01:56:19,440 --> 01:56:27,440
So in the process of apologizing for the thing that you got in trouble for, you double down on the thing you got in trouble for.

2331
01:56:27,440 --> 01:56:31,440
She wanted to fuck me.

2332
01:56:31,440 --> 01:56:35,440
I said it again.

2333
01:56:35,440 --> 01:56:37,440
I immediately regretted saying it again.

2334
01:56:37,440 --> 01:56:39,440
She started to cry.

2335
01:56:39,440 --> 01:56:41,440
I tried to apologize, but the damage was done.

2336
01:56:41,440 --> 01:56:44,440
The next day I was called into the HR for a meeting.

2337
01:56:44,440 --> 01:56:48,440
Sarah had reported the second conversation to them.

2338
01:56:48,440 --> 01:56:59,440
HR told me any remarks about my coworker's appearance were considered harassment and the fact that did it more than once was completely unacceptable.

2339
01:56:59,440 --> 01:57:00,440
Bitch.

2340
01:57:00,440 --> 01:57:02,440
That was all the...

2341
01:57:02,440 --> 01:57:06,440
Like he's full of playin' all night that he doubled down on the funniest shit to make.

2342
01:57:06,440 --> 01:57:08,440
In the process of apologizing.

2343
01:57:08,440 --> 01:57:11,440
I'm sorry, but would you like to go to the gym?

2344
01:57:11,440 --> 01:57:14,440
They then told me that I was fired.

2345
01:57:14,440 --> 01:57:15,440
Sarah.

2346
01:57:15,440 --> 01:57:17,440
I was shocked.

2347
01:57:17,440 --> 01:57:18,440
Fuck.

2348
01:57:18,440 --> 01:57:20,440
Again?

2349
01:57:20,440 --> 01:57:22,440
I never got into any trouble at work.

2350
01:57:22,440 --> 01:57:24,440
I didn't expect to get fired so suddenly.

2351
01:57:24,440 --> 01:57:27,440
With no warnings or anything, I genuinely thought I was helpin', Sarah.

2352
01:57:27,440 --> 01:57:29,440
Well, hell, you generally were wrong.

2353
01:57:29,440 --> 01:57:32,440
I would never hurt her intentionally or anyone else.

2354
01:57:32,440 --> 01:57:33,440
I feel so terrible.

2355
01:57:33,440 --> 01:57:36,440
In the back of his mind, like she needs to live away.

2356
01:57:36,440 --> 01:57:41,440
I feel so bad at the same time this other woman won't be my friend anymore because I said her baby was butt ugly.

2357
01:57:41,440 --> 01:57:44,440
My whole life's gonna sham us.

2358
01:57:44,440 --> 01:57:46,440
Sarah blocked me.

2359
01:57:46,440 --> 01:57:49,440
So I reached out to her friend to send my apology letter to her.

2360
01:57:49,440 --> 01:57:52,440
But she blocked me too because I said her baby was ass ugly.

2361
01:57:52,440 --> 01:57:54,440
Thank God.

2362
01:57:54,440 --> 01:57:57,440
The friend told me Sarah was still very upset and hated me.

2363
01:57:57,440 --> 01:57:59,440
Hate's a strong word.

2364
01:57:59,440 --> 01:58:00,440
Maybe dislike.

2365
01:58:00,440 --> 01:58:06,440
This job was so important to me, I don't think I will find another one like it with as high of a salary.

2366
01:58:06,440 --> 01:58:09,440
Being a hot dog vendor was my only dream.

2367
01:58:09,440 --> 01:58:11,440
And now I took it away from you.

2368
01:58:11,440 --> 01:58:14,440
That doesn't make any sense in the structure to me.

2369
01:58:14,440 --> 01:58:17,440
It was somebody that worked with the hot dog factory.

2370
01:58:17,440 --> 01:58:19,440
It's like stop eating the hot dog, Sarah.

2371
01:58:19,440 --> 01:58:21,440
She's eating them all.

2372
01:58:21,440 --> 01:58:23,440
Process hot dogs, man.

2373
01:58:23,440 --> 01:58:25,440
They're the best food to eat.

2374
01:58:25,440 --> 01:58:26,440
But they're good.

2375
01:58:26,440 --> 01:58:29,440
They're fucking good.

2376
01:58:29,440 --> 01:58:34,440
Two weeks ago I was talking to them about the possibility of promotion and now I'm unemployed.

2377
01:58:34,440 --> 01:58:35,440
Damn.

2378
01:58:35,440 --> 01:58:37,440
I guess I learned my lesson the hard way.

2379
01:58:37,440 --> 01:58:48,440
He makes one of those little hobo like little hobo little kit and then on a tight on a fucking piece of rope or no on a stick he just walks away.

2380
01:58:48,440 --> 01:58:53,440
You know those little hobo things they have where they put all their belongings in a fucking rag.

2381
01:58:53,440 --> 01:58:57,440
They tie them to the end of a fucking stick and just walk out.

2382
01:58:57,440 --> 01:59:01,440
That's him leaving the fucking office.

2383
01:59:01,440 --> 01:59:08,440
And this last one is I think more of a fetish confession than it is.

2384
01:59:08,440 --> 01:59:12,440
So this is by Lincoln Taos.

2385
01:59:12,440 --> 01:59:14,440
I know a lot of people don't.

2386
01:59:14,440 --> 01:59:15,440
This is how it stars.

2387
01:59:15,440 --> 01:59:16,440
Tarantino.

2388
01:59:16,440 --> 01:59:18,440
He's on Reddit now.

2389
01:59:18,440 --> 01:59:19,440
That's his thing.

2390
01:59:19,440 --> 01:59:20,440
That's his thing.

2391
01:59:20,440 --> 01:59:22,440
This is by DeBouse4.

2392
01:59:22,440 --> 01:59:25,440
This person puts I've been dating my girlfriend for a few months now.

2393
01:59:25,440 --> 01:59:28,440
We were in my room smoking some weed.

2394
01:59:28,440 --> 01:59:34,440
This sure is prevalent throughout these fucking posts is that the consumption of mind altering drugs.

2395
01:59:34,440 --> 01:59:36,440
That's why I don't like them.

2396
01:59:36,440 --> 01:59:38,440
Personally you can do whatever you want in your own home.

2397
01:59:38,440 --> 01:59:41,440
But I mean I just do hardcore cocaine.

2398
01:59:41,440 --> 01:59:43,440
I don't know what the deal of the need is.

2399
01:59:43,440 --> 01:59:44,440
The recreational.

2400
01:59:44,440 --> 01:59:47,440
Black tar heroin is my fucking choice.

2401
01:59:47,440 --> 01:59:49,440
That's my jam.

2402
01:59:49,440 --> 01:59:58,440
I've never had an orgasm from a blowjob before but this time I felt the intense buildup of that and usually feel right before.

2403
01:59:58,440 --> 02:00:01,440
So I told her I was about to.

2404
02:00:01,440 --> 02:00:05,440
She kept going and I had the most intense orgasm I've ever felt in my life.

2405
02:00:05,440 --> 02:00:09,440
It felt so euphoric like my soul and my body came back.

2406
02:00:09,440 --> 02:00:10,440
Came back.

2407
02:00:10,440 --> 02:00:11,440
Where did they go?

2408
02:00:11,440 --> 02:00:13,440
Left and came back.

2409
02:00:13,440 --> 02:00:15,440
The weed like drifted away his soul.

2410
02:00:15,440 --> 02:00:17,440
Then the sudden realization.

2411
02:00:17,440 --> 02:00:21,440
I peed in her mouth.

2412
02:00:21,440 --> 02:00:24,440
How the fuck did that change from one to the other.

2413
02:00:24,440 --> 02:00:26,440
It's hard to figure out.

2414
02:00:26,440 --> 02:00:29,440
Took me a second to realize what had happened.

2415
02:00:29,440 --> 02:00:34,440
First of all when there's one salvo in the fucking the fucking chamber.

2416
02:00:34,440 --> 02:00:37,440
Yeah it's not going to fucking give another one.

2417
02:00:37,440 --> 02:00:39,440
No no.

2418
02:00:39,440 --> 02:00:40,440
I don't know.

2419
02:00:40,440 --> 02:00:45,440
Listen I didn't know if I should play it off and act like nothing had happened or be mortified.

2420
02:00:45,440 --> 02:00:57,440
I started coming to my senses whenever my girlfriend started gagging a little bit and asked her why it was so watery.

2421
02:00:57,440 --> 02:01:03,440
I told her I peed in her mouth and by accident started apologizing profusely.

2422
02:01:03,440 --> 02:01:04,440
My bad.

2423
02:01:04,440 --> 02:01:05,440
She was mad for a little bit.

2424
02:01:05,440 --> 02:01:07,440
Went to the bathroom to wash her mouth out.

2425
02:01:07,440 --> 02:01:09,440
Man that girl's a trooper.

2426
02:01:09,440 --> 02:01:10,440
Mad for a little bit.

2427
02:01:10,440 --> 02:01:15,440
She was fine about it after she got her some sweets and kept apologizing.

2428
02:01:15,440 --> 02:01:19,440
I'm more surprised that she managed to swallow it all like a champ.

2429
02:01:19,440 --> 02:01:22,440
Felt like a never ending waterfall was flowing out.

2430
02:01:22,440 --> 02:01:24,440
That's why I said it sounds more like a fetish than it does.

2431
02:01:24,440 --> 02:01:25,440
How long did he?

2432
02:01:25,440 --> 02:01:27,440
Exactly.

2433
02:01:27,440 --> 02:01:29,440
I'm just a little worried.

2434
02:01:29,440 --> 02:01:32,440
I don't know if I should get my prostate checked or something.

2435
02:01:32,440 --> 02:01:33,440
Only 24 years old.

2436
02:01:33,440 --> 02:01:35,440
This has never happened before during sex.

2437
02:01:35,440 --> 02:01:40,440
I've heard that it's usually not possible to pee whenever you're about to orgasm.

2438
02:01:40,440 --> 02:01:41,440
So I was just saying.

2439
02:01:41,440 --> 02:01:42,440
The first comment.

2440
02:01:42,440 --> 02:01:45,440
For the record you are not supposed to be able to, oojakass.

2441
02:01:45,440 --> 02:01:47,440
Great answer.

2442
02:01:47,440 --> 02:01:49,440
You helped me a lot there sir.

2443
02:01:49,440 --> 02:01:52,440
That apart from me could happen.

2444
02:01:52,440 --> 02:01:55,440
With the hands like that.

2445
02:01:55,440 --> 02:02:05,440
But incontinence during sex is extremely rare.

2446
02:02:05,440 --> 02:02:06,440
God dang.

2447
02:02:06,440 --> 02:02:08,440
You might have cancer.

2448
02:02:08,440 --> 02:02:15,440
Just fringing this poor guy out.

2449
02:02:15,440 --> 02:02:19,440
It's times like these that you need to have Mentos.

2450
02:02:19,440 --> 02:02:23,440
I remember this guy one time came into my retail store.

2451
02:02:23,440 --> 02:02:26,440
He was clearly homeless.

2452
02:02:26,440 --> 02:02:29,440
He was freaking out.

2453
02:02:29,440 --> 02:02:33,440
He had this huge ass cut on the top of his eyebrow.

2454
02:02:33,440 --> 02:02:35,440
Almost down to the bone.

2455
02:02:35,440 --> 02:02:38,440
He was like, you got some cream that can fix this?

2456
02:02:38,440 --> 02:02:39,440
I'm like yeah.

2457
02:02:39,440 --> 02:02:40,440
At the fucking hospital.

2458
02:02:40,440 --> 02:02:43,440
Does it hurt?

2459
02:02:43,440 --> 02:02:44,440
Yeah it hurts a lot.

2460
02:02:44,440 --> 02:02:45,440
Maybe it's starting to get infected.

2461
02:02:45,440 --> 02:02:46,440
That's an open wound.

2462
02:02:46,440 --> 02:02:48,440
He's like, oh my God.

2463
02:02:48,440 --> 02:02:50,440
You're telling me I can't go to the hospital.

2464
02:02:50,440 --> 02:02:51,440
You don't cream on help.

2465
02:02:51,440 --> 02:02:54,440
I'm trying to convince this man to go to the fucking hospital.

2466
02:02:54,440 --> 02:02:55,440
Oh my gosh.

2467
02:02:55,440 --> 02:02:57,440
Then some customer was walking by.

2468
02:02:57,440 --> 02:02:59,440
He said, hey man, is that true?

2469
02:02:59,440 --> 02:03:02,440
If it starts hurting real bad, it might be getting infected?

2470
02:03:02,440 --> 02:03:04,440
The guy completely ignored him.

2471
02:03:04,440 --> 02:03:06,440
He said that must mean it's true.

2472
02:03:06,440 --> 02:03:09,440
He started freaking out into the night.

2473
02:03:09,440 --> 02:03:11,440
He just ran out into the night basically.

2474
02:03:11,440 --> 02:03:13,440
Crack ass for you.

2475
02:03:13,440 --> 02:03:16,440
He was trying to get some fucking Neal's porn or some shit.

2476
02:03:16,440 --> 02:03:17,440
There's no fucking way.

2477
02:03:17,440 --> 02:03:21,440
That shit was a massive fucking cut across your fucking dome.

2478
02:03:21,440 --> 02:03:26,440
No, even whenever I obfuscate my own arm, Neal's porn helps a little bit,

2479
02:03:26,440 --> 02:03:28,440
but it doesn't help all that much.

2480
02:03:28,440 --> 02:03:30,440
What are we going to do?

2481
02:03:30,440 --> 02:03:32,440
Just wipe it into his fucking horn?

2482
02:03:32,440 --> 02:03:34,440
Just rub that shit in there.

2483
02:03:34,440 --> 02:03:37,440
I don't know what the fuck he did, but that shit looked terrible.

2484
02:03:37,440 --> 02:03:38,440
Yeah, he's going to probably need stitches.

2485
02:03:38,440 --> 02:03:48,440
Yeah.