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Hello and welcome back to the podcast.

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I'm Michael.

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I'm Noe.

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And we are the Knights of Entertainment, a podcast covering your favorite internet and

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movies, games, comic books, anime, and more weekly.

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We appreciate you being here and hope you enjoy the show.

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Let's go ahead and get started.

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Avengers vs Justice League.

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Who wins?

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None of them do.

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They're fictional.

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Anyway, so earlier this week I decided to have a look at the live action versions of

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Josh Whedon's, well, his, because he wrote the scripts for both of them basically, or

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at least half of one and the full one for the first one.

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So the live action superhero movies, the team ups of the Avengers that came all the way

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back in what, 2010?

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Like fucking years ago.

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And the Justice League.

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And I wanted to look at what was the differences of why one succeeded and one failed.

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And I'm not claiming to be a fucking script master that knows the intricacies of storytelling

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so well that I can just pinpoint anything and make it into a fucking masterpiece.

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But I'll do my best.

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And so I watched, first I watched Justice League because I hated it.

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Oh, by the way, like I'm not one of those people that's completely biased on anything.

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I'm so objective I could probably be a judge.

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Like even if I like something, I can make fun of it forever.

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It's just not my nature to be so like obsessed, like fan boyish on anything.

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You don't want to be like a stand, like an M&M stand.

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It's not that I don't want to be, it's like I can be.

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Like I can enjoy things, but I can also see, I can take it at like an arm's length sometimes

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and critique it.

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I'm like, that's fucking stupid.

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That's why I'm not a sports fan, because I don't like anything.

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They're all the same to me.

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Because I just can't be diehard.

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I'm too, you know, objective.

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So I love the MCU.

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It was interesting when it came up.

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I haven't ever keep up with it.

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I've got nothing wrong with it.

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I have nothing against the new shows or anything.

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I just, it's been so fucking, there's so much to watch that my brain's burnt out.

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I think because of the end of Endgame, it was such a good ending that it was like, fuck,

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it's kind of hard to, you know, rebuild the momentum of how I got from Iron Man to Avengers

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Endgame, you know?

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Right.

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So like, I'm just like-

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And then of course with the back shelving of like Robert Downey Jr.'s no longer Iron

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Man, you have Thor taking a little bit of a backseat now.

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Plus with his goofy last movie.

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Yeah.

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They went a little far with that, I think.

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So yeah, so I'm not a fan.

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I'm not like one over the other, like blind, I guess I should say.

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Like a diehard?

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Like I'm not blinded by the love of one that I just completely shit on the other.

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Right.

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So I'm watching Justice League and it starts of course with the alien invasion.

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Batman just finds some random thief on a roof and uses him as bait.

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And the guy's just like, what the fuck is happening?

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Like imagine stealing something and first of all you get beat up by Batman, then he uses

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you to catch something else even worse.

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So it's funny because the guy, imagine in my head, I was like the little trope of knowing

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something that the rest of the world doesn't know, that you're in on it before they figure

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it out, right?

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Yeah.

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And this guy knew, what was that, an alien?

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From our perspective, he knew there was going to be an alien invasion.

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So he probably prepared.

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He got like survival gear stuff.

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He was going to be a prepper.

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He went back to the bar, right, with all the other criminals.

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He's like, I'm telling you, there's aliens coming.

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We got to hide in our basement.

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He's like, shut up, Stan.

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Like you know what I mean?

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Like he knew because Batman told him like he's an alien.

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And he's like, so it was so funny to me that he was like, this little random thief had

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more information about what was coming than anyone else.

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And so there's basically the same thing.

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Like they were going to use a large alien force to overcompensate for the fact that

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it was going to be a team of very formidable superheroes, which is a perfect way to start

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a movie.

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You don't want the heroes to go up against another team of super powered beings because

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it would take too long to build them up into like the thing, right?

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So it works well in live action where you need a bigger force of enemies, generic enemies

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against a smaller force of heroes that are fundamentally stronger than they are.

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To kind of counterbalance like the many versus the few, but the few being much stronger than

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the many, it makes it equal.

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It worked well in the Avengers.

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That was one of the things that did better than Justice League was when the Chitauri

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attacked New York and the heroes were fighting, they were doing really well against them,

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but then they started getting overwhelmed by numbers.

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And it's like, well, yeah, this is like, there's a lot of Chitauri, like thousands of them.

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It's like fucking seven superheroes, even Thor and Hulk were getting fucking, you know,

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tired.

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And they didn't do that well in Justice League.

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Like the parademons were barely even a threat at all.

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I was like, what are they there for then?

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Like the very last fight scene with the Justice League and they, that's another thing, the

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location.

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There was a lot higher stakes in New York because the Avengers were trying to defend

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all the citizens and keep the invasion contained to a small area.

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So they didn't hurt more people.

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And for whatever reason, Justice League, they decided to fucking go to Russia with like

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three people live out there.

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So I didn't understand why there was no stakes there.

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It's like the second point of putting down the middle of fucking nowhere.

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You had like one Russian family.

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That's it.

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Didn't they correct that though with Zack Snyder's version?

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I don't know.

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I haven't seen it.

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I mean, I haven't, I didn't watch it because I had to watch the both Joshua and ones.

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I was going to say, I think they fixed that by adding more people, like where there's

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an actual stake of people being there.

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Like that, like that's the whole reason to being a superhero is to save people.

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You can't save a deserted fucking area.

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And so, so that's one for Avengers is that their enemy, their villains were not that

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lethal one-on-one, but there was so fucking many of them.

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They were just getting worn out.

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Like they even show like they got Iron Man suit all fucking tore up, right?

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And like a whole bullet holes and fucking like scrapes and scratches and like, like discoloration.

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You got fucking Captain America beat to shit.

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You got Hawkeye losing all his arrows because he fucking wasted them all.

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And that's another thing, by the way, Josh, we'd have the type of a, a little film shot

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he likes to do, which he likes to do the booty shot.

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You noticed that he did it with Gal Gadot in just as late and he did it with the Scarlett

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Johansson.

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That man loves him some booty.

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Well, I guess it's better than a feet like the dude from Nickelodeon.

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They like feet.

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They like feet or less.

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It's children feel that you're a fucking pervert or Quentin Tarantino where he likes to suck

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on toes.

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That's his thing.

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I don't, I don't judge them.

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That's not my thing.

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He had the scene written and then a casting for it.

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He got, he just, yeah.

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Like I just do it.

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Fuck it.

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He's the one that put it in there.

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I sucked him, Teddy.

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You don't know that I'm sucking them toes.

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But he put the scene in there himself.

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He's like, that's for me.

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I mean, why not?

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If I had a fucking Teddy sucking team scene with like Scarlett Johansson, the Teddy sucking

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team.

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If I had it a Teddy sucking scene, I'm like, I just put myself in.

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Fuck it.

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A lot of people said like that's real.

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He actually did it.

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Well, yeah, I saw it.

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Like she puts her fucking toe in her fucking mouth.

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You can't get any realer than that.

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When it wasn't deep CGI in 1994, when the fuck that movie came out.

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So, so yeah, the, he, Josh Whedon, like you can tell his film.

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It worked better with Scarlett Johansson than it did with Gal Gadot.

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I mean, her ass was out there.

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It was a scene where she interrogates Loki and like, yeah, I guess just a black on her

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just her booty.

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You can just see a lot of ass.

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Well Gal Gadot, she also didn't she have that skirt like thing too?

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So it was just like her pants.

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But I don't know, like the storytelling wise, I'm like, it's no point to show a booty shot.

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Pervert wise, I'm like, okay, I'm all there.

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If I respect, but I wouldn't, I wouldn't like just objectify a woman just for the scene,

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you know, like they're saying porn.

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So there was no reason to do the booty shots at all.

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Other than the, I could imagine him in the editing bay, right?

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Just re fucking whining that shit.

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There's some more booty.

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And so, so there's that.

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And well, the villain Steppenwolf was hilariously under managed or underdeveloped.

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Like he was like, it was a hot mess.

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He was just like, you will love me.

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I don't know why.

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And he did like, he had no, his motivations didn't make any fucking sense to me.

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I get it.

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You want to conquer earth for a defeat centuries ago, but like, there's not like enough, like,

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like, you know, energy there for me.

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Like he was just there as a placeholder.

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Well, like on the other hand, you have Loki who had so much pent up rage from the first

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Thor that the reason to come to earth was he wanted to conquer the planet that his brother

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loved just to fucking move her, just to make his brother mad.

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Like you like just watching, I guess it's the actor, Tom Hiddleston, if that's how I

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said his name right.

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But he just like, you can just feel the rage, the fucking like, there's a scene where he's

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him and Thor are talking on that mountainside.

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It's a beautiful shot too, cause they're just standing on this fucking mountain.

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Like it's dark, but then you can see them because of their colorful clothing.

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And like Thor's like, you need to come home.

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And Loki's like, I don't have one.

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And he's about to get, and then Thor about to smack him in the face with the yulet.

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Right before he does, Iron Man, you know, smacks him out of the way.

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And they have that epic fucking fight, which is a trope by the way.

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There is a trope where the first time two heroes meet for whatever reason, they get

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into a fucking fist fight.

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I don't know why, but maybe it's because like they're so used to fighting villains in costumes.

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They're not used to seeing another hero.

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So they're like, I don't know if this guy, this guy can't be a good guy.

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Cause I've fought a hundred enemies and they're all wearing costumes.

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So they start fist fighting.

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So there's another thing that went well with, I avenged that didn't go up just as well.

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When Thor and Iron Man fought in the woods, it made sense.

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Thor had just, the Iron Man and Captain America had just captured Loki.

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Cause he had just captured the Tesseract and he was going to use it.

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And he was causing all sorts of mayhem around the planet.

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So they wanted him to get, they wanted to get the Tesseract back from Loki.

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So they had him under arrest.

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They were on one of those little jets.

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Thor comes in, takes him, Iron Man follows them.

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And so Thor's like, he's my brother, he's Asgardian.

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So he needs to come to face Asgardian justice.

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Iron Man is like, cool, you can have him when he gives us the Tesseract.

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Until then hands off.

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So then they get into a fight and they did power scaling well for the Avengers because

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Thor hit him with lightning, right?

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He hit Captain America, or Iron Man with lightning and he upgraded Iron Man's power capacity

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to 400%.

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A lot of people don't realize, didn't notice that until like the, like the, I think the

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second viewing, right?

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It's like, oh, he just powered up Iron Man's suit.

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Like cause, cause Thor is beyond more powerful than Iron Man.

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Even with the suit on.

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And so that was a good power scaling like addition to make his suit stronger.

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Even with it stronger, he was still no match.

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Like he tried, like he was, he was using like his wits cause Thor was pure fucking power.

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So they have that-

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That battle experience.

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Yeah.

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So I have that, they have that fight and there's that great scene where fucking Thor picks

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him up and flies with him and he just fucking grinds him against the mountainside.

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And like, then they fall back into the woods.

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They hit him fucking big red oak, right?

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They're fucking fist fighting and in the background, the tree falls.

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Nothing about it being so realistic made it so much more believable.

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Yeah.

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Like this is just huge fucking tree.

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Like you can just feel the weight of it come down behind them as they're fighting.

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It was, whoever wrote that, I guess it was Josh Whedon, but it was a beautiful fucking

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scene with like, cause there's two different things happening and you, you, you kind of

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like watching them fight and the tree fall.

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It was a good like a counterbalance.

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So they're fucking fist fighting.

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Iron Man's losing and you know, Captain America gets there.

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Like, and he, Thor tried to hit him with the hammer on, on his, on his fucking shield and

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it causes a fucking concussive wave and blows up the whole fucking forest.

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And they're like, are you done?

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Are we done?

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And like, I guess they were done.

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By the way, that was a great shot where all three of them are standing in like a little

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like a, kind of like a diamond or like a pyramid or a triangle.

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Cause it's just one, two, three.

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Yeah.

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But the way they're angled, they're like kind of like a profile or like side profile.

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So like none of them are like the, like the, the lead.

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They're all like getting, you know, equal and like, like, oh, it's the fucking shot

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of the big three.

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Cause they were going to be the big three for the rest of the series.

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They were the main movies.

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So it was like a little foreshadowing.

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They were going to be the main team, the main heroes.

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So like, I'm almost blown away when I realized that.

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And so I think you have on the flip side, you have the justice league when they fight

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Superman and it made me mad because it's like, what, what was the setup?

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The entire setup was Superman just came back to life.

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He's reading all the fucking things people said about him in his little Memorial place.

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And cyborg suit is like, I got to shoot Superman.

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You remember that?

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Like he's just like, my suit's taking over.

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Like in like, it considers him under threat.

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So cyborg suit like automatically shot in him.

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And I'm like, what, why, why would his suit like, not his suit, but his, his like cybernetics

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like for whatever reason, like just flipped out and like it created that like weapon to

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his that sonic gun that he uses on his left hand.

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Yeah.

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And he shot Superman.

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I think that changed that though, whenever Zack Snyder was able to finish it.

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I fucking hoped they did.

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Cause that was a dumb shit.

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Well, they also gave cyborg an entire backstory, something that he did not have, I'm assuming.

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Cause like it's been a long time since I've seen clips of the original.

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I just, the fact that his dad used the mother box to bring it, like he was like fucking

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in bits and pieces on a fucking wall.

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And like his dad's like, I gotta bring you back.

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And he fucking shoves the fucking mother box up his ass or something.

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And he comes back, he's like, and like they have a fight, right?

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And the suit just fucking beats the hell out of everybody.

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And then you have that famous Gal Gadot, oh no, that terrible delivery.

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And so Superman leaves and they just, they just got their asses beat.

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And so there was another, like, I guess, cause it was Josh Wien, I guess he was trying to

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do a little bit of the old one or of the Avengers in Justice League.

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Because when they're on the helipad in the Avengers, they're, at first they're not like,

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they're all like individual superheroes, right?

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And they have their own interests and dislikes of each other and this and that.

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They don't know each other very well.

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And so they're kind of still like iffy on what the, how they should feel about each

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other.

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And so they have this big argument on, in the helipad after they find out that Fury

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is using the Tesseract to make weapons.

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So they have this, the entire team has this huge, except for Hawkeye, they have this huge

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argument.

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Well, cause he was, he was mind controlled by Loki at the time.

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Yeah, I was gonna say, he's like the one that can't fight any of them anyway.

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So like they're all having this big argument and like, you know, Captain Raker wants Iron

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Man to put the suit on, so like a fist fight, Thor is laughing, like you humans are so

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tiny.

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Scarlet Witch, oh, Scarlet Witch, fucking Black Widow wants the Hulk to leave the room

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and like, and the Hulk's like, fuck you bitch, I was fighting in fucking Calcutta.

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And so they're all just arguing with Nick Fury.

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Like it's like, they're all just like, it's, it fit perfectly within like the, the buildup

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of the movie.

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The tipping point, like we're like, they're not, they're not going to be a team at this

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point cause they're fucking cussing each other out.

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And they try to do that in the Justice League where they're all mad because like, oh, we

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got Superman back, but it didn't work.

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Fucking Aquaman is fucking destroying random shit.

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And then like Bruce Wayne says something about Gal Gadot's ex lover and she fucking pushes

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him and fucking breaks his ribs or some shit.

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And I'm like, that's it?

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Like they were like, they were like fucking verbally cussing each other out in the Avengers,

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right?

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Like it felt like real and authentic.

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And over here they have a fuck a couple of remarks and it's over.

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Right.

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So it's like, it's not like that team breakup didn't work.

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And plus when the Avengers had the argument, they got attacked by Hawkeye and the team

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to spring Loki out of the helipad.

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So they immediately had to go into hero mode.

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So they had to like pretty much work at the sort of like a, like a, not a team, but like

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to help save the, cause the helipad was fucking coming down.

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And so that didn't work for the Justice League as much as it did for the Avengers.

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And what else?

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So I don't know, like it just feels like everything flowed well in the Avengers from beginning

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to end, even like the hero introductions, like you get a rehash of Captain America,

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Thor, Iron Man, and with Justice League, you kind of just, that's another thing.

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I don't understand if Bruce Wayne knew what Aquaman looked like, why is it when he went

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to that ice, that, that little town in Iceland, he was like, I'm looking for a man that comes

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on the high tide and he's looking dead at fucking Arthur Curry.

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And it looks like he doesn't even know who he is.

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I'm like, I don't fucking understand.

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He only noticed it, it's him after this little old lady starts coughing her lungs out and

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her grandmother moves to help her.

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She gets out of the way of this fucking mural in the back.

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That's like a painting of like, of Aquaman.

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It's like, Oh, Aquaman.

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Like, so you're Arthur Curry.

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I'm like, yeah, you have a fucking video of him.

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And back at the Batcave, like he had a video of all of them.

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Cause he had one of Gal Gadot, Flash, Cyborg and Aquaman.

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So I'm like, how do you not recognize Batman?

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Did he have fucking dementia when he got there?

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That didn't make any sense to me why he was acting like he didn't know who he was.

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Right.

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Or he legitimately didn't know it was him.

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Cause you have a video of him.

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Cause in the end of Batman v Superman, they have a video of Aquaman destroying some like

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submarine or something, some like probe underwater.

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And it's a full video of his fucking face.

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It was wasn't it?

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Yeah.

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I'm like, what the fuck?

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Do you not know who the fuck he is?

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Wait, it was weird to me.

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Yeah, that is a little bit weird.

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And I, uh, you can tell that Joss Whedon put in a lot of extra stuff that was like his

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ideas.

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Cause like you said, he was trying to bring the Avengers style.

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Storytelling.

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Storytelling and like, um, comedy and everything that worked for the Avengers, but it wasn't

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going to work with what Zack Snyder had planned for Justice League.

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Yeah.

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That's another thing.

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I think Zack Snyder wanted it too.

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Like he, it was felt too disconnected to reality for me.

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Like in the Avengers universe, right?

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Like you meet all these people, these characters that aren't like part of the main storyline,

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but they're like, they feel like real, like they really, they really live and they really

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like exist.

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But then you have the characters in like this world.

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They're like just random fucking nobodies that you forget about except for one character

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by Emma Howard.

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He was a janitor.

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The most realist character in the entire series of the that's the, of that, uh, run of, uh,

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DC.

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Look him up, Howard the janitor.

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You'll see the scene when he talks to Silas.

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That was the realist character ever seen in the whole series.

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And he was like, had like, he'd like like two scenes.

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Well they gave him a, uh, extended in Zack Snyder's.

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Howard?

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Cause everybody loved him.

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Like, cause whenever they gave, what was it?

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10 million extra dollars to Zack Snyder to finish his cut.

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Give me 10 million dollars.

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I'll do the greatest movie series of all time.

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My storytelling skills are getting a lot better with my, now that I'm learning grammar too.

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It'll be a formidable force by the end of the year.

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That's always something to look forward to that, at least.

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God dang.

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The greatest screenwriter of my generation.

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The William Shakespeare of America.

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The Edgar Allen Poe.

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Even without me dying mysteriously for some William fucking reason.

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You don't want to be that person.

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What dying mysteriously?

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Drunk?

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For some, did someone else close?

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Weirdest shit I've ever heard.

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The truth is usually stranger than fiction, sir.

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That is true.

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Incidentally.

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Generally, yeah.

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Yeah, yeah.

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No, I'm just, I'm learning little by little.

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And I guess the more I learn, the more I get mad at stuff.

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There was a lot of stuff in The Avengers now that I was like, I wouldn't have done.

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Makes me seem snobbish.

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Such ass, let's make some people mad.

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Well, I mean, like they had Captain America shoot a gun in that Avengers movie and then

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the first Aven, in the first Captain America movie.

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And then he wouldn't touch a gun, right?

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That he never touched a gun again.

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Like what happened?

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They should have been blowing the fuck out of people.

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Like he shot a gun two times in two instances that I know of and never since then they just

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stopped having the music.

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I don't know why.

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I guess I wouldn't feel like Captain America shooting people.

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But by the way, he killed a lot of fucking soldiers in that fucking movie.

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Yeah.

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Plus it had one of my great, my favorite action sequences of all time when he jumps the gap

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and he smacks a grenade down and it fucking blows up below, underneath the, below the

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helipad.

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It's such a beautiful shot.

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I can watch that shit forever.

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He fucking jumps up, fucking PAH!

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That shit blows up underneath them.

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And then like he picks up a gun and like the way the angle works.

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So he picks up the gun right after from a soldier.

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Cause there were, there was an attack from Hawkeye and Loki's control people and they

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were all dressed up like shield agents to camouflage or decoy themselves.

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So at first he thought they were a shield, but they weren't.

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And he grabs the gun and the way that they do the angle.

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And he like the way Captain America shoots, he starts fucking spraying.

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Like he's never shot a gun or he's never been trained in military technique ever.

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Like he's like, and then like, then like when it cuts to a different scene, like he's doing

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the soldier, like the soldier suppressor fire, like an actual soldier.

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So it was kind of weird to me that he does a fucking spray and spray when he first picks

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up the gun.

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Like he's never shot a gun in his life.

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And then he's doing a tactical suppression fire.

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Two sides.

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So like they should have shot it a little bit differently than that for me.

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Yeah.

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It like, it broke my little fucking train of concentration there.

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I'm like, okay.

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So he's like, well, he just picked up a gun and like, like if it was, if I was, if I was

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to pick up a gun and like I've never shot a gun in my life, right.

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And I just started fucking blasting like, like in the sweeping motion.

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Yeah.

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Like you would never do.

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00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:12,360
No.

479
00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:13,360
That's what he was doing.

480
00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:18,680
Like, I'm like, huh, Captain America, they didn't train you too well with the shoe.

481
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:19,680
Good thing you're super strong.

482
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:22,160
You never learned any of the tactics.

483
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:24,120
I guess not.

484
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:29,280
And so, uh, and of course kept, uh, you have Iron Man who carries the whole fucking movie

485
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:30,280
on his back.

486
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:31,280
Yeah.

487
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:35,280
Like just as he didn't have that, they didn't have a character that was stood out from everyone

488
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:36,280
else.

489
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:42,080
And like, by the way, they assume it ruins the fucking movie because I will always say

490
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:43,080
this.

491
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:47,680
The minute he got there to Russia, all the efforts of the justice league without him

492
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:49,280
were fucking pointless.

493
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:50,280
Okay.

494
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:56,200
They get there and they struggle to stop the, uh, the mother box from unity merging to defeat

495
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:57,200
the paradigm.

496
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:58,200
They're all fighting, right?

497
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:04,240
Superman gets there and he helps, by the way, Steppenwolf was fucking rocking both Aquaman

498
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:05,960
and Wonder Woman at the same time.

499
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,480
Like they were, they were having trouble with him.

500
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:10,260
He gets there, he beats the fuck out of Steppenwolf.

501
00:24:10,260 --> 00:24:16,200
He helps Cyborg break apart the mother box and he saves way more civilians than the Flash

502
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:17,200
does.

503
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:21,120
And then they have a truck full of that family and Superman says it was a whole fucking building's

504
00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:22,120
worth.

505
00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:25,640
He gets there and there's no, they could have just fucking left and they're like, you got

506
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:26,640
it?

507
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:27,640
Okay, I'll see you later.

508
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:28,640
You know what I mean?

509
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:29,640
Like what the fuck was the point?

510
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,840
Like, and like, there was no gravity to what they were doing.

511
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:32,840
Right.

512
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:34,960
Once he got there, that was a fucking wrap.

513
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:36,960
I was like, wow.

514
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:40,840
There goes, when the Avengers were getting their fucking asses beat, they were losing

515
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:44,760
so bad that they fucking set a nuclear bomb to blow up Manhattan.

516
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:49,000
And then they're like, Iron Man took that bomb and put it through the portal that the

517
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:53,200
Chitauri went through and destroyed their mothership that was the connection to their

518
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:56,360
hive mine that disconnected all the Chitauri.

519
00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:57,360
There was stakes there.

520
00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:59,880
Like there was no one else that could come in and help.

521
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:04,120
Their fucking option was a real life option that would have destroyed the entire fucking

522
00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:05,120
state of Manhattan.

523
00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:06,120
Yeah.

524
00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:07,920
Over here, you're assuming like, I'm here.

525
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:09,460
What are we doing?

526
00:25:09,460 --> 00:25:10,960
And like, I'm like, well, okay.

527
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:16,800
Where I don't know if they did it with, did they on that justice league?

528
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:19,880
Because like I said, I haven't seen the full movie.

529
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:21,780
So you would know more than me.

530
00:25:21,780 --> 00:25:23,480
Did they have the bomb go off?

531
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:24,720
What bomb?

532
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:27,480
Where Flash had to turn back time slightly?

533
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:28,480
No.

534
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:31,440
Zach Sanders, he does.

535
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:33,120
Where Flash actually has a role to play.

536
00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:34,600
Other than just run around?

537
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:35,600
Yeah.

538
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:38,600
So basically he runs back in time to stop the bomb.

539
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:39,600
What bomb?

540
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:41,160
At the end of the movie.

541
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:42,680
There's a Palme de la movie?

542
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:43,680
For that, yeah.

543
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:44,680
Interesting.

544
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:48,640
Like where he actually, he starts running basically while everything around him is disappearing.

545
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:51,400
I'll be right back.

546
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:54,680
So he has to try to run super, super fast to go backwards.

547
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:55,960
Didn't it, didn't it snack and time?

548
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:57,560
I don't know if it was the same thing.

549
00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:58,560
Superman and Gaster, right?

550
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:01,280
The symbol was trying to stab him with the axe and it doesn't even make a dent.

551
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:02,280
He's like, not impressed.

552
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:03,280
Yeah.

553
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:06,200
I'm like, okay, so it's the same fucking thing and it's going to happen again.

554
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,560
But the mother box actually creates an explosion.

555
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:09,560
It does?

556
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:10,560
Yeah.

557
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:13,800
And is it like, there's something extra at the end of Zack Snyder.

558
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:17,560
At least the black suit made sense in the Zack Snyder cause he was trying to get more

559
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,800
radiation from the front.

560
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,880
And the black clothing would have done that more than any regular clothes.

561
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:23,880
Yep.

562
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:26,080
Cause he took it from the comic book version of that.

563
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:27,080
Yeah.

564
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:28,080
I don't know.

565
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:30,360
Now you, now you got to compare the two.

566
00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:31,360
What, just like in Justice League?

567
00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:33,920
I'm probably still be mad as fuck either way.

568
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:34,920
Probably.

569
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:38,760
But you'll look at the Joss Whedon one and it's like, oh, oh God.

570
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:39,760
Dude, look at it already.

571
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:40,760
It's like, oh.

572
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:45,120
He's really doing what the Zack Snyder one is.

573
00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:46,120
It's too long.

574
00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:47,600
I wonder if I should even blame him that much.

575
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:50,760
Cause he was working with already finished material anyway.

576
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:54,600
I would blame him because he didn't have to go and change as much as he did.

577
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:55,600
Nah.

578
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:57,160
Like making people reshoot scenes.

579
00:26:57,160 --> 00:27:01,480
Like I said, he tried to put a lot of the bright, like guardians of the galaxy type

580
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:02,480
humor.

581
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:04,440
He wanted a lot of booty shots too.

582
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:05,440
Yeah.

583
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:08,640
I think you wanted her without the, with her Wonder Woman suit too and I don't think God

584
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:09,640
did it was going for that.

585
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:10,640
No, no she was not.

586
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:14,880
What can I tell you Josh, if you want to shoot porn, shoot porn.

587
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:15,880
Exactly.

588
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:16,880
Don't force your actresses.

589
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:18,480
They're trying to be serious actresses.

590
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:21,280
To be fucking pulling ass out.

591
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:25,280
It's like if she could just take her pants off at the same time, he would have been perfectly

592
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:26,280
happy with that.

593
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:30,720
There was another thing in the Zack Snyder one that didn't do in the, uh, Josh Whedon

594
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:35,560
one was when Cyborg fucking gave that woman struggling to pay her bills like a million

595
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:36,560
dollar bonus.

596
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:37,560
Yeah.

597
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:38,560
One thousand customers.

598
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:41,480
She was like, oh, holy shit.

599
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:42,480
I like that.

600
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:43,840
Like, I don't know.

601
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:48,960
Like yeah, I think Zack Snyder's universe was way too gritty for a lot of things.

602
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:49,960
It wouldn't have fit.

603
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:50,960
Yeah.

604
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,840
And in our time, in our mindset right now, people want like escapism and levity.

605
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:54,840
Right.

606
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:57,640
But over the Josh Whedon one, a thousand percent.

607
00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:02,600
Cause there was at least a unified vision of what Zack Snyder was going for.

608
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:06,080
Like where it fit in with the other movies that he had already had like the Man of Steel,

609
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:08,200
Batman v Superman, stuff like that.

610
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:15,480
What about his, uh, his choice for the, uh, uh, what about his decision with Wonder Woman

611
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:19,120
that her people were a descendant of Kryptonians?

612
00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:21,000
That was going to be his, yeah, that was going to be the end.

613
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,360
That's what he was going to do.

614
00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:23,360
Yeah.

615
00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:24,360
Yeah.

616
00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:25,360
Yeah.

617
00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:29,320
And then he changed that for like old, uh, Kryptonian from years ago.

618
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:30,320
And then he changed that.

619
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:33,600
They just fucking broke a bunch of vaginas and made a bunch of kids.

620
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:34,600
Yeah.

621
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:35,920
He didn't end up changing that though.

622
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:36,920
Thank God.

623
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:37,920
I don't think he changed it.

624
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:39,440
Just didn't have a chance to do anything with it.

625
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:42,480
No, he, he like, he rescinded that idea.

626
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:43,480
Thank God.

627
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:45,920
So if he ever did finish any of that, it's not important.

628
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:47,920
It would be quite the contentious moment for sure.

629
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:48,920
Yeah.

630
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:52,080
There would have been a lot of people not too happy with that.

631
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:54,360
Another Josh Whedon.

632
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:56,120
There was people that boycotted seeing that movie.

633
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:57,120
I did.

634
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:58,120
Josh Whedon?

635
00:28:58,120 --> 00:28:59,120
Yeah, that one.

636
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:00,120
I'll give everyone a chance.

637
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:01,120
I didn't-

638
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:02,120
You get one chance from me.

639
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:04,760
That's what I gave Cali- that's what I gave Green Arrow- Lantern, that's what I gave that

640
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:06,960
Fantastic Four shit show.

641
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:07,960
You only get one chance.

642
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:12,920
Uh, although to be fair, I don't know if anything could ever beat Fantastic Four.

643
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:13,920
The reboot one?

644
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:14,920
Lord, that was-

645
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,080
Oh, how fucking garbage.

646
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:18,080
It was bad.

647
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:21,280
To learn that clobbering time was a reference to when his older brother used to beat the

648
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:22,640
shit out of him.

649
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:24,640
So he decided to use that clobbering time.

650
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:26,080
Like, oh my god.

651
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:28,440
How is that even a good choice?

652
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:32,320
In one of his famous- his famous catchphrase, clobbering time, he got it from his brother

653
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:34,320
who used to say it right before he beat his ass.

654
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:35,320
Right.

655
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:38,560
Okay, that was- that was a terrible idea.

656
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:40,800
That's a horrible reason to keep that phrase.

657
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:41,800
Yeah.

658
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:42,800
Instead of changing it.

659
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:46,640
Imagine like little Ben Graham like playing with blocks and his brother comes in and says

660
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:47,640
clobbering time.

661
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:50,640
Socks him in the nose.

662
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:55,280
Be like how Bruce Banner got beat by his dad.

663
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:58,320
Quite the choice there.

664
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:04,280
I really liked the actor that they picked for Bruce Banner in The Avengers.

665
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:10,080
Like he just felt like he was a highly capable man trying real hard to suppress the monster

666
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:11,080
inside.

667
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:12,080
Mark Ruffalo?

668
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:15,640
Yeah, I felt better for him than Edward Norton.

669
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:16,640
Yeah.

670
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:21,120
Like he just felt like a better Bruce Banner.

671
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:23,760
Because Edward Norton was like a scrawny white guy.

672
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:28,480
And Mark Ruffalo was like he built like a tank underneath his fucking oversized clothes

673
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:30,480
trying to control, you know, the monster inside.

674
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,840
Where- That's my secret captain, I'm always angry.

675
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:34,160
I love that scene.

676
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:35,480
Even though I'm goofy.

677
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:36,480
That's my secret captain.

678
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:37,480
I'm always angry.

679
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:40,480
He's just fucking pissed off.

680
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:44,680
Always pinned to a brace.

681
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:47,800
Fucking stubs his toe on the door.

682
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,760
He starts turning green a little and he goes back.

683
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:50,760
He goes back to normal.

684
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:51,760
Oh god.

685
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:55,760
That was a good fucking choice.

686
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:59,600
Plus when that guy fucking finds him and he gives him all these clothes and he's like

687
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:01,240
uh, you an alien?

688
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:02,240
He's like no.

689
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:03,240
Well son, you got a condition.

690
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:10,880
You got a fucking medical problem you need to deal with.

691
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:17,600
That was another great shot in Avengers where Low-Key locks Thor in Bruce Banner's prison

692
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:18,600
in the helipad.

693
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:19,600
I remember.

694
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,400
And he drops it right and you see it come out.

695
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:24,240
And then you see it hit open air.

696
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:27,280
And I'm like that's a beautiful fucking scene.

697
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:32,360
Because like you just, you can see like the fucking weight of it when it fucking pops

698
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:35,480
out of the fucking bottom of the helipad and just open fucking air.

699
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:37,440
And that shit just fucking tumbles down.

700
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:40,160
You think it would have killed him?

701
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:41,160
Probably not.

702
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:43,240
It just really fucked him up?

703
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:44,240
Yeah.

704
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:48,760
See that's something I don't also get.

705
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:54,320
I'm assuming the real plan was if Thor, right, was ever gonna fucking drop it over open ocean

706
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:57,840
and have him fucking lay at the bottom of the sea was what they were gonna do.

707
00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:58,840
I think that's probably what it was.

708
00:31:58,840 --> 00:31:59,840
I don't think they were planning on it.

709
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:04,120
I think they were gonna fucking drop him to the Mariana Trench and lay him down there.

710
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:07,960
Yeah, because I was gonna say if they were just dropping him straight to ground where

711
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:09,200
he was gonna break eventually anyway.

712
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:10,200
He just got back out.

713
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:13,200
I think they were gonna fucking leave him in a volcano somewhere.

714
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:17,320
And mostly when you consider that Thor has been thrown into mountains, Hulk has jumped

715
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:20,400
out of like helicarriers and stuff.

716
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:25,320
That second fight was also fucking, it made sense because the Hulk was out of control.

717
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:26,680
And the only one that could have stopped him was Thor.

718
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,720
So when they had their little fight was fucking epic.

719
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:31,360
I tried to think better.

720
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:32,360
We're not your enemies.

721
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,640
But he was sucked in the face.

722
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:38,920
And then like he, Thor realized that this is a really strong opponent that he's not

723
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:39,920
used to.

724
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:40,920
Yeah.

725
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:41,960
Someone fighting on an unequal level.

726
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:45,520
So when he gets Mjolnir, he fucking uppercuts him with everything he's got.

727
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:46,520
And the Hulk's like, motherfuckin...

728
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:51,080
And that's what I'm saying.

729
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:53,600
Like being drawn from that little plane.

730
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:55,680
Yeah, it would have been fine.

731
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:57,720
I mean, they're hitting each other.

732
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:01,280
With like fucking like titanic fucking punches.

733
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:04,440
Like the gravitational force of the earth.

734
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:08,880
You falling from that height is gonna be nowhere near what they're actually hitting each other.

735
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:12,040
Wait didn't he fall from that height anyway when he fucking blew up out of the fucking

736
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:13,040
plane?

737
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:14,040
Yes.

738
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:15,040
Oh yeah he did.

739
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:16,040
Yeah.

740
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:18,320
It wouldn't have made no fucking sense then.

741
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:19,320
Exactly.

742
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:21,800
So they had to have had a contingency to just drop him at the bottom of the ocean.

743
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:22,800
They had to have.

744
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,560
Because there's no other reason to keep that fucking prison.

745
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:27,280
Now it may have hurt Loki.

746
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:29,000
It would have probably killed him.

747
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,640
Maybe not killed him, but it probably would have hurt him.

748
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:35,600
Because think about it, the Asgardians already have a higher tolerance of...

749
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,600
He's an ice giant.

750
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:38,600
Exactly.

751
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:39,600
But...

752
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:43,720
Yeah, if I fall on that little bit it ain't gonna kill him.

753
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:44,720
Yeah.

754
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:45,720
So I'm surprised he did.

755
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:46,720
He would have pissed off Hawk Moore.

756
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:50,120
I'm surprised that Thor was trying to struggle to get out anyway.

757
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:52,160
Now it may have been able to contain him.

758
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:53,440
Just leave him down there.

759
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:57,480
But like acceleration forces and him hitting, I really don't think it would have done all

760
00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:58,480
that much to him.

761
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:01,480
Unless with my master's degree in physics if you jump right before it lands you don't

762
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:02,480
get hurt at all.

763
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:03,480
Do I get an O?

764
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:08,480
Do I get an O?

765
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:11,480
Did you actually have to put a PSA out to knock you there?

766
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:13,040
Is there enough science?

767
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:15,080
God, do people really believe that?

768
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:16,080
Yeah, people really...

769
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:18,600
You will get fucked up regardless.

770
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:22,600
They recommend that you lay flat on it to disperse your weight.

771
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:23,600
Jesus.

772
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:25,160
That way I think...

773
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:28,040
They fucking find me dead, face down, ass up.

774
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:33,080
That's the way you lost us.

775
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:39,480
Fucking plywood and fucking rebar of my ass.

776
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:41,520
I just died like a man.

777
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:42,520
Just standing?

778
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:45,520
Yeah, standing straight up.

779
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:52,120
It's bad though when they do really have to put PSAs on the doors.

780
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:55,520
I've been in so many elevators you do see a couple of them that actually have these

781
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:56,520
little drawings.

782
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:57,520
Yeah, you will still die.

783
00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:58,520
Yeah, you're still gonna die, don't you?

784
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:03,840
We got that weird phenomenon when it goes down, like I feel a sudden rush from my lower

785
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:04,840
extremities to my upper.

786
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:05,840
I don't know why.

787
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:06,840
I guess so.

788
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:09,840
I'm like, oh, that feels weird.

789
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:11,920
Oh man.

790
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:15,120
So yeah, Avengers works just so he didn't...

791
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:17,640
It has nothing to do with the fact that, you know...

792
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:21,840
I mean, people have more than those Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman.

793
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:24,080
They just didn't write it right.

794
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:26,440
And so they were doing it in half, like it was half and half.

795
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:28,760
They have Josh Whedon, half Zack Snyder.

796
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:30,680
Of course it wasn't gonna work.

797
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:33,080
Well then they cut it down super far too.

798
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:35,520
They made the extra like...

799
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:38,000
They cut it down to the same time as fucking Avengers.

800
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,960
Come to think of it, like around that time.

801
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:42,800
Yeah, they were trying to compete with them.

802
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:45,240
I think they moved too fast to begin with.

803
00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:46,240
They should have...

804
00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:48,800
They should have slowly built their world like they did Avengers.

805
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:53,560
Well, stop trying to race Marvel and create your own shit.

806
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:57,280
Because if they would have waited like a year or two, it would have worked.

807
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:58,720
Maybe not with that story, but...

808
00:35:58,720 --> 00:36:00,480
They should have done at least five movies.

809
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:04,280
Because they did Superman, Batman meets Superman, Wonder Woman.

810
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:05,280
That was it.

811
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:06,280
They should have...

812
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:07,280
They needed two more.

813
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:13,280
They had Iron Man, Iron Man 2, Thor, Captain America, and then they had Avengers.

814
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:14,280
Right.

815
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,880
Oh, Incredible Hulk 2, never mind.

816
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:18,760
Yeah, but nobody really counts that one.

817
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:19,760
It's still...

818
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:21,680
Well, in terms of contingency, I guess it does.

819
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,920
Because it was supposed to be the same Bruce Banner.

820
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:24,920
But nobody...

821
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:25,920
It's like nobody counts that movie.

822
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:27,480
I love that movie, man.

823
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:31,520
I find they broke Harlem.

824
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:34,560
So they had their five, so they just needed a little bit more.

825
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:39,040
They needed to set their big three like they did for Marvel.

826
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:41,920
They should have had Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman.

827
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:42,920
The Trinity.

828
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:43,920
Right.

829
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:44,920
You set the Trinity up.

830
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:46,720
It's literally called the Trinity.

831
00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:47,920
And then you're fucked.

832
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:51,760
And then you get put like, you know, you're gonna put the Flash in one and kept the Cyborg

833
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:55,280
in another, you know, like as little side characters, they get bumped up to just league

834
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:57,760
level like Hawkeye and Wonder Woman.

835
00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:00,440
Well, Flash has a repertoire with Batman.

836
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:01,440
Right.

837
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:07,760
You can have them in like, he can make a cameo for a couple of scenes in a Batman movie.

838
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:11,960
And then you can always have Cyborg come into like something to do with like Cadmus or something

839
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:12,960
for Superman.

840
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:20,920
So let's see, Superman, Aquaman, Wonder Woman, Cyborg, Flash, Batman, Six, right?

841
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:21,920
Yeah.

842
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:25,960
Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, Incredible Hulk.

843
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:26,960
Hawkeye.

844
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:29,800
Hawkeye and Wonder Woman, or no, Six as well.

845
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:30,800
Yeah.

846
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,840
Even tried to do the Six, but it's a Super Six.

847
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:33,840
Yep.

848
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:34,840
And you still fucked it up.

849
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:41,600
And I still like, before Marvel came out with these movies, the, I think Justice League

850
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:44,040
was probably more well known by normal people.

851
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:45,360
By a lot, yeah.

852
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:47,560
Because Batman, Superman, that already tops everything.

853
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:52,360
Even like with the old like Justice League and Friends or shit, all the way back then.

854
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:55,360
But like the bat symbol, everybody knows the bat symbol.

855
00:37:55,360 --> 00:38:00,360
Nobody knows a Hulk symbol because there is no Hulk symbol, just green.

856
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:04,880
Like there's no logo, like an actual, like an emblem for Hulk.

857
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:12,680
But Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman and Flash all have very distinct emblems.

858
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:17,800
The lightning bolt for Flash, the WW for Wonder Woman, Superman's symbol is iconic and so

859
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:18,800
is Batman's.

860
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:20,240
Like that's four right there.

861
00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:21,240
It means hope.

862
00:38:21,240 --> 00:38:23,000
It flows like a river.

863
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:26,640
Have you ever fought a hippo?

864
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:29,480
That opening scene from Justice League.

865
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:34,040
College humor did a thing with, where it's Superman tries to recruit Batman.

866
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:35,920
He's like, but why?

867
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:37,680
You can do everything, why would you recruit me?

868
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:39,320
He's like, you're right, and he fucking just leaves.

869
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:41,840
Well no, he's like, the S stands for hope.

870
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:46,200
In my language is, hope doesn't start with an S, dummy.

871
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:47,200
H-O-P-E.

872
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:51,440
Like it pulls out a chalkboard.

873
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:56,000
But no, like Justice League, they have some very heavy hitters, but they also left out

874
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,000
Green Lantern.

875
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,000
Maybe that was the problem.

876
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,520
They were thinking like, oh, brand recognition.

877
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:00,520
Everybody will know who it is.

878
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:02,080
It'll be alright.

879
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:03,080
Superman sells.

880
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:04,800
Yeah, but not whenever you fuck stuff.

881
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:07,080
Look how fucking, we got Khal Drogo here.

882
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,680
He doesn't even want to lose him.

883
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:14,320
And the thing is, is that they also left out, like they included Cyborg, which I think they

884
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:16,000
could have done without.

885
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:23,600
Like if you were going to do an original Justice League movie, you left out two heavy hitters,

886
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:27,280
but Cyborg is usually not included in the very beginning Justice League.

887
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:31,680
You would have taken out Cyborg, added Green Lantern, and Marsha Manhunter.

888
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:35,800
And they didn't do that till the end of Zack Snyder's movie with Marsha Manhunter.

889
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:38,640
The famous like, I've been watching this whole time, I don't help.

890
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:39,640
Exactly.

891
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:40,640
But I was here.

892
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:41,640
Are you lazy mother-sucker?

893
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:46,320
But yeah, you left out Green Lantern.

894
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:50,240
Green Lantern is like iconic, but I guess after that movie, you know, they didn't want to

895
00:39:50,240 --> 00:39:51,240
reboot it yet.

896
00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:52,720
So they couldn't get Ryan Reynolds again?

897
00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:54,520
He was doing that.

898
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:55,520
Hell no.

899
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:58,480
Although I think he fits Deadpool much better.

900
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:00,000
Yeah, it just has personality.

901
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,800
Yeah, it fits him very, very well.

902
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:04,400
Might actually be Deadpool just in human form.

903
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,560
He's this multiverse.

904
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:09,520
Oh yeah, like that's our version of Deadpool.

905
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:10,520
He's the actor version.

906
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:11,520
Ryan Reynolds.

907
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:12,520
It is weird.

908
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:16,000
Some actors just portray the characters that they play so well.

909
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,000
Yeah.

910
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,000
Yeah.

911
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,760
I mean, like you can always see Chuck Norris as Texas Walker Ranger.

912
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:23,120
Yeah, Texas Walker Ranger.

913
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:24,760
Cowboy is using karate.

914
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:26,560
Yeah, Walker Texas Ranger.

915
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:27,560
Okay.

916
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:30,440
My granddad fucking loved that shit.

917
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:32,120
He watched that shit all the goddamn time.

918
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:34,200
Just watching fucking Chuck Norris kick people in the face.

919
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:37,760
And it was all his number one like signature move was the roundhouse kick.

920
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:38,760
Was it?

921
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:39,760
Yes.

922
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:40,760
It was like a spun around kick in the foot of his skull?

923
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:41,760
Yep.

924
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:43,760
Or the chest where they go flying backwards.

925
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:46,800
Do you ever do a gun or just kicking people in the face?

926
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:47,800
Just kicking people.

927
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:48,800
That's how you do it.

928
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:49,800
And it's like roadhouse.

929
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:50,800
The kick.

930
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:53,800
So he's an old cowboy getup.

931
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:54,800
Yes.

932
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:55,800
Using karate.

933
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:56,800
Yes.

934
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:59,200
That shit that much was like a thousand episodes, wasn't it?

935
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:00,240
How long did it last?

936
00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:05,600
And then they tried to redo it with the guy that played Jason Padalacki, the guy that

937
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:06,600
played Sam Winchester.

938
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:07,600
Sam Winchester?

939
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:08,600
Eat Sammy.

940
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:09,600
What did he start to make?

941
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:10,600
Sam?

942
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:11,600
That's a six foot nine?

943
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:14,600
Yeah, they tried to, they did that Walker Texas Ranger.

944
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:15,600
Yeah.

945
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:18,840
But they didn't feel, well, it wouldn't really work because you don't know any martial arts.

946
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:19,840
I mean, not really.

947
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:23,680
Like I don't see him in a fucking cowboy fucking half fucking doing front kicks.

948
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:24,680
Ah!

949
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:27,440
The guy with the cast name is Walker.

950
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:28,440
That's another thing.

951
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:31,560
You can't reboot something that has a specific trope.

952
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:34,080
And an iconic person too.

953
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:35,920
And then not do the trope at all.

954
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:36,920
Right.

955
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:41,480
But like if I rebooted, let me think, what's the show if I reboot?

956
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:46,360
I mean, if I rebooted a monk, but he was like some nasty dirty garbage man instead of the

957
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:48,240
OCD person he was.

958
00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:49,240
Right.

959
00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:50,240
That can't get dirty.

960
00:41:50,240 --> 00:41:51,240
Would make no sense.

961
00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:55,520
I can still see Chuck Norris is Walker Texas, just like the older version.

962
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:57,520
Like, have you seen the dude?

963
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:59,240
He still looks jacked as fuck.

964
00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:01,680
The same fucking red beard he's had for 55 years.

965
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:02,680
Oh no!

966
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:07,280
And that shit happened since he was born.

967
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:08,880
Nobody has a red beard but Chuck Norris.

968
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:13,800
He came out and he slapped the doctor on the ass and said the other way around.

969
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:17,400
He came out and started handing out cigars to his dad and everybody in the waiting room.

970
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,400
Walked his ass out there.

971
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:25,960
He goes, some cigars, man rolled them myself in the womb.

972
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,520
Well that's it for Avengers.

973
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:30,320
And I guess that's it for Avengers altogether.

974
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:33,640
I guess they're making another one, Secret Wars or Invasion or something.

975
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:34,640
I don't know what's going on.

976
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:35,640
Secret Invasion.

977
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:38,200
Secret Hidden Invasion 2.

978
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:39,680
With the scrolls.

979
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:42,680
Even more secret.

980
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:47,720
Did you see how they're also supposed to be to where Secret Invasion is, it follows the

981
00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:55,240
comic book too, but where it makes a lot of the previous stories come into question.

982
00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:57,680
If that was really the hero or the scroll.

983
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:00,560
Oh yeah, because they did that with Rhodey.

984
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:03,940
Rhodey's been apparently on a scroll the entire time.

985
00:43:03,940 --> 00:43:06,080
Since he broke his fucking legs.

986
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:07,760
So he missed everything after that.

987
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:09,040
Iron Man's dead?

988
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:10,040
Yeah.

989
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:11,720
That's fucking wild.

990
00:43:11,720 --> 00:43:15,800
I think that throws too much comic book lore into it.

991
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:20,000
And people that only follow the comic books that are going to understand it.

992
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,640
Like just a normal viewer is like, huh?

993
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:27,880
So you're telling me that Thor fought this person, but that wasn't Thor?

994
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:29,800
That was not, that was Skull Thor?

995
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:30,800
Right.

996
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:33,400
So it's like, so the scrolls are really hero.

997
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:34,920
But they're not though, I'm confused.

998
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:37,200
Right, it's going to create a lot of confusion.

999
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:41,760
I just go home and see their dick in the dune of the popcorn ball.

1000
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:42,760
The dussy?

1001
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:43,880
I don't know, that's weird.

1002
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:48,040
I guess we'll see, they just have to find the good writers that can write.

1003
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:56,160
They can explain a lot of complex Marvel lore in a way that is understood by those general

1004
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:57,160
men.

1005
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:58,740
And that's going to be something.

1006
00:43:58,740 --> 00:44:01,080
They did it well up until Avengers Endgame.

1007
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:06,640
They explained the Infinity Gauntlets, the stones, what they were for, why they needed,

1008
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:07,640
the tesseract.

1009
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:12,920
They also had to retcon a little bit whenever they had Thor writing their rock.

1010
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:20,080
They had the gauntlet in Ion Thor, but he hadn't made it yet until like, fine, I'll

1011
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:21,080
do it myself.

1012
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:22,080
And she knocks it over.

1013
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:30,280
Fake, fake, fake like these days.

1014
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:31,280
Guess we'll see.

1015
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:35,720
It's something that's hard, like it's hard because you can't keep it all under one umbrella

1016
00:44:35,720 --> 00:44:39,040
because sometimes it's different studios or writers.

1017
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:44,640
So they don't all have the same story Bible, all 100% of the time.

1018
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:50,360
So stuff that was great in that movie kind of fucking made a plot hole in the fucking

1019
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:51,360
future series.

1020
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:53,400
Yeah, pretty badly too.

1021
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:56,280
So they had to get rid of that fake gauntlet.

1022
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:59,640
The site was way too big anyway, even for fucking Thanos.

1023
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:02,440
I was like, God dang.

1024
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:06,160
So her fucking dad wore it, how big is his fucking hand?

1025
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:08,600
That made no sense either.

1026
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:09,600
It was his.

1027
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:12,960
Or like, yeah, like the rumor that he actually had some of the stones first.

1028
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:13,960
Yeah.

1029
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:18,040
It's like, okay, so Thanos somehow copied Odin's.

1030
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:19,040
Made no sense.

1031
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:21,720
Like he just looked over his shoulder one day at school.

1032
00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:23,960
That's a good fucking idea.

1033
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:31,120
Yeah, because he only conquered nine worlds, the nine realms as they called it.

1034
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:34,120
He wasn't like a fucking prolific conqueror like Thanos.

1035
00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:35,360
No, no.

1036
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:39,400
But Thanos also didn't want to fight Asgard while they were still in their prime.

1037
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:42,320
So he waited until the Ragnarok to really make his move.

1038
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:45,800
Especially because he needed the dwarves to build the gauntlet anyway.

1039
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:46,800
Right.

1040
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:47,800
It's crazy.

1041
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:49,400
He didn't want to fuck with Odin.

1042
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:50,400
Yeah.

1043
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:52,320
Even as old as Odin was.

1044
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:54,360
He's like, I'll see you later, my son.

1045
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:57,320
He's just like a puff of fucking flowers or some shit.

1046
00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:59,320
He's like, oh shit.

1047
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:00,320
Glitter.

1048
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:01,320
Yeah, he's just gone.

1049
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:02,320
From that strip club?

1050
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:03,320
Just fucking dipped.

1051
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:06,560
It's all glitter he got from that strip club the night before.

1052
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:10,400
He fucking dipped and then his daughter came out and started wrecking shit.

1053
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:13,240
I was like, oh shit.

1054
00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:15,280
Yeah, that whole concept is lit.

1055
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:18,000
I leave everything to my daughter and she fucking dies.

1056
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,800
And Thor's like, who?

1057
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:22,840
Oh man.

1058
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:27,280
Well, I guess we'll see what the future holds for DC and Marvel.

1059
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:28,280
Cool.

1060
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:30,880
I'm pretty sure they're going to keep making films until people stop watching them.

1061
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:34,040
Yeah, I think people are starting to reach that limit a little bit.

1062
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:35,040
They never know.

1063
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:36,520
Superhero burnout a little bit.

1064
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:37,520
A little bit.

1065
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:39,000
Or maybe just bad story burnout.

1066
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:42,520
Bad story burnout is so consistent in nowadays.

1067
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:47,720
DC can at least say, we haven't really made a movie in so many years.

1068
00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:48,720
We're still fresh.

1069
00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:50,400
I think the last one was what?

1070
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:51,880
Aquaman 2?

1071
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:52,880
Yeah.

1072
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:57,000
That was the bookend on the Zack Snyder universe.

1073
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:00,800
But there hasn't been another DC movie since then.

1074
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:05,180
So they at least have a little bit of a chance to say, okay, let's go ahead and re-

1075
00:47:05,180 --> 00:47:09,160
Just see fucking James Gunn in the fucking basement just writing away.

1076
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:10,160
Yeah.

1077
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:14,880
Now I will say though, animated wise, they're killing it with a lot of their animated movies.

1078
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:18,400
Yeah, I was watching that Infinity War one.

1079
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:20,280
Most of it.

1080
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:24,240
I haven't seen part two yet, but I think it's already out on Max Think.

1081
00:47:24,240 --> 00:47:26,000
Yeah, I think it is.

1082
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,000
Like fucking part three, four, all of them are already out on fucking Amazon.

1083
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,000
You want to buy?

1084
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:31,000
No.

1085
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:32,000
No, no.

1086
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,000
It's been $100.

1087
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,000
I'll just wait for it.

1088
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,000
All right.

1089
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:36,000
Well.

1090
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:39,000
Damn, my fucking neck.

1091
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:44,000
Well, let's go into some DC lore at this point then.

1092
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:47,960
When you only move from the movies to the comic books.

1093
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:50,440
We're going to talk about the endless today.

1094
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:52,000
The endless.

1095
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:55,240
The wonderful endless.

1096
00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:56,800
So basically we're going to start with the history.

1097
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:59,800
Spoiler, some of them do end.

1098
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:06,880
Not completely, but they may appear in different forms, but usually have light skin and black

1099
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:11,040
hair because that's what Neil Gaiman or Gaiman wanted.

1100
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:12,040
That's his style.

1101
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:13,040
Yes.

1102
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:14,040
But that's just wanting to be me.

1103
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:15,040
Exactly.

1104
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:18,640
They're all his black hair.

1105
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:19,640
With the exception.

1106
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:20,640
He looked like death sometimes.

1107
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:21,640
Sometimes, yeah.

1108
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:24,080
Like he had the same like crazy hair sticking around.

1109
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:25,080
Oh, you mean Sandman?

1110
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:26,080
Yeah, Sandman.

1111
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:27,080
Yeah.

1112
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:28,080
Yeah.

1113
00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:31,840
With the exception of the redheads destruction and delirium.

1114
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:32,840
Destruction and delirium.

1115
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:33,840
Yep.

1116
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:37,040
Their appearance can change to fit the expectation of others.

1117
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:42,760
When asked by Marco Polo, if dream is always so pale, the dream king replies that depends

1118
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:43,760
on who's watching.

1119
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:46,760
So this sounds kind of creepy.

1120
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:49,280
Kind of fucking pervy shit.

1121
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:50,280
Are you people into it?

1122
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:53,760
I'll take whatever form you want.

1123
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:59,440
The origin and exact nature of the endless is unknown and few hints are giving as the

1124
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:03,960
exactly why the endless exists, which has kind of been talked about a little bit in

1125
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:04,960
DC comics.

1126
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:10,640
Basically, whenever a universe comes into creation, you get destiny, which is created

1127
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:13,440
death because humans start to live.

1128
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:16,440
Like every one of the endless is just innate to that universe.

1129
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:22,360
Isn't it just a whole diamond theory like the American gods where the human belief or

1130
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:26,040
like a collective human belief in a certain thing makes it real?

1131
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:28,640
It's actually a little bit different than the American God series.

1132
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:29,640
Maybe different.

1133
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:32,160
And the fact that it's just intrinsic.

1134
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:35,600
So like once life comes to exist, there's death.

1135
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:36,600
Death comes knocking.

1136
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:41,120
You know, like every one of the endless, there's always going to be delirium.

1137
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:42,360
There's always going to be destruction.

1138
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:44,400
There's always going to be death.

1139
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:48,800
There's always going to be destiny because there's a destiny set out for every person.

1140
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:51,960
Every living being dreams.

1141
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:56,200
Like all the endless have like they just exist there.

1142
00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:57,400
Like nobody has to believe in them.

1143
00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:58,960
Nobody has to care about them.

1144
00:49:58,960 --> 00:49:59,960
They're just there.

1145
00:49:59,960 --> 00:50:04,960
It's kind of like eternity from Marvel, where eternity is just created once a universe is

1146
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:07,960
created.

1147
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:12,120
If you answer ever given as to exactly why the endless exists.

1148
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:16,960
And like I said, there is a little bit of like reason for it.

1149
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:19,080
It's more implied that there are natural processes.

1150
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:23,720
While it is stated outright, they're the children of time and night.

1151
00:50:23,720 --> 00:50:27,280
This may be true only in the abstract sense.

1152
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:32,840
So it's kind of like hinted at that that's their parents basically, but they were adopted.

1153
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:34,840
Yeah, they were basically.

1154
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:37,880
The endless are as old as the concepts that they represent.

1155
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:42,200
And although exact ages for many of them is unavailable, only relative ones are.

1156
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:46,740
They are known to have at least existed far longer than that of Earth has.

1157
00:50:46,740 --> 00:50:50,680
Because they're universal aspects, not like earthly aspects.

1158
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:52,760
And let's be real busy.

1159
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:57,340
Yeah, this is possible because of the existence of many advanced alien civilizations from

1160
00:50:57,340 --> 00:51:03,080
long before the creation of the earth, such as the Owens and a bunch of bunch of the others.

1161
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:07,800
One example of this is whenever dream is recognized by Martian Manhunter as the dream God on ancient

1162
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:12,820
Mars as well as in the endless nights chapter dream, the heart of the star, which takes

1163
00:51:12,820 --> 00:51:18,160
place before the sun's planets have awakened with life, death has claimed that she was

1164
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:22,080
there when their first living being stirred when the first living thing stirred.

1165
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:25,920
And destiny has said that dream had given the earth itself the fond dream of being able

1166
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:26,920
to support life.

1167
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:29,240
Like I said, they're abstract.

1168
00:51:29,240 --> 00:51:32,200
So they make one like the planets are also sentient.

1169
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:33,200
Kind of.

1170
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:34,200
Yeah.

1171
00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:36,240
Kind of like you ever heard of mogo?

1172
00:51:36,240 --> 00:51:37,240
Yeah.

1173
00:51:37,240 --> 00:51:40,000
I mean, living planet like ego from Marvel.

1174
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,000
Yeah.

1175
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:42,000
Yeah.

1176
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,560
It's like a dream for a power battery, I believe.

1177
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:45,560
He's got a battery.

1178
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:47,560
Yeah, it's a it's a green lantern.

1179
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:48,560
Yeah.

1180
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:53,240
It is one of the green lanterns.

1181
00:51:53,240 --> 00:51:57,680
So their functions and domains, the endless spend most of their time fulfilling their

1182
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:00,160
functions as embodiments of natural forces.

1183
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:03,880
For example, death leads souls of the dead away from the realm of the living.

1184
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:09,000
Well, dream oversees the realms of dream and imagination and regulates dreams and inspiration.

1185
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:10,480
Well, then dream must love me.

1186
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:13,800
I don't know, inspiration, god damn fountain of shit I can't keep.

1187
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:14,800
You know what?

1188
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:19,840
You know, my one my one story teller problem is if I could focus on one project, it'd be

1189
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:26,520
funny like if I like if I really condense like if like somehow fucking hold on to it,

1190
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:27,520
right?

1191
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:30,400
Because like, OK, because I get you get I get an idea, right?

1192
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:32,880
And I crunch it down so I can focus on it.

1193
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:33,880
Right.

1194
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:36,880
And then like out of one side, it'll sort of pop out like, you know, it'd be cool.

1195
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:37,880
You know what I mean?

1196
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:39,880
Like, you know, it's like crack that form.

1197
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:40,880
Yeah.

1198
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:44,280
Like if I could just hold it in this fucking state and crystallize it until it's just in

1199
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:47,880
its full form, I could make a good story without the walls breaking.

1200
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:48,880
Yeah.

1201
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:50,640
So the Japan's pretty cool.

1202
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:52,560
You know, like it'd be like a different setting for no reason.

1203
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:56,000
What about this fight scene that has nothing to do with the storyline at all?

1204
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,920
I'm like, hold on to it.

1205
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:04,040
If I could do that, it's like trying to hold in those gravitational forces of just energy

1206
00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:08,320
because it just it's like it's like on a fucking analyst fountain of just random ideas and

1207
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:11,680
fucking dialogue and fucking scenes and stuff.

1208
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:16,520
I'm just like, God, if I can just hold on to one from page one to page 200.

1209
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:17,520
Yeah.

1210
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:18,520
I'd be done.

1211
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:25,680
I can have a hundred movie ideas by tomorrow and there's their fucking worthless if they're

1212
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:27,000
not fucking completed.

1213
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,000
Right.

1214
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:31,640
So, so dream would love you then.

1215
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:34,720
Some of the endless are more dedicated to their tasks than others.

1216
00:53:34,720 --> 00:53:39,600
The young endless, especially desire are known to play games with mortal lives.

1217
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:41,400
Fucking pirates.

1218
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:43,440
Your desires.

1219
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:47,800
Destruction often called the prodigal abandoned his duties altogether.

1220
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:52,880
It didn't care anymore about destruction.

1221
00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:57,080
If one of the endless are destroyed, then he or she will be replaced by another aspect

1222
00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:58,080
of their role.

1223
00:53:58,080 --> 00:53:59,080
So they don't take me.

1224
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:02,840
Like I said, their natural forces are kind of, yeah.

1225
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:07,340
So it's kind of like, it's kind of like the way dark side is with his avatars.

1226
00:54:07,340 --> 00:54:12,280
The endless are avatars of these natural phenomena.

1227
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:18,960
So if one of like, say for instance, if Morpheus had been destroyed completely from Sandman,

1228
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:22,400
then another aspect would have created itself.

1229
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:25,560
Where's Neo?

1230
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:27,520
How did he figure it all out?

1231
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:28,520
He's the chosen one.

1232
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:34,480
He flies like Superman, but he doesn't block the bullets.

1233
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:35,480
He just stopped them.

1234
00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:36,480
I know.

1235
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:37,480
I know.

1236
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:38,480
You're not ruining this fucking jacket.

1237
00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:43,000
It is leather jacket.

1238
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:44,000
But there does.

1239
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:47,760
But this does not occur if they are simply absent or inactive, which is one of the reasons

1240
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:51,640
why Morpheus was never replaced by another aspect of dream.

1241
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:53,160
Just retired.

1242
00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:54,840
Basically.

1243
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:57,040
And his domain fell into shambles.

1244
00:54:57,040 --> 00:55:01,480
So in such cases, like at rest, it wants to sunrise on a glorious universe.

1245
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:05,920
Like Thanos go to a fucking farm to retire after he fucked up half the universe.

1246
00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:07,640
Well, you remember what happened to Morpheus though, right?

1247
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:13,640
Where he got caught and was stuck in like a, he was trapped in a ceiling circle.

1248
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:15,720
Was he butt ass naked to you for some reason?

1249
00:55:15,720 --> 00:55:16,720
Yeah.

1250
00:55:16,720 --> 00:55:17,720
They took all my clothes away.

1251
00:55:17,720 --> 00:55:18,720
They did.

1252
00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:19,720
They took away his important stuff.

1253
00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:20,720
It's like, no, we didn't.

1254
00:55:20,720 --> 00:55:21,720
You fucking took them off and you didn't.

1255
00:55:21,720 --> 00:55:24,720
You took them off when he walked in.

1256
00:55:24,720 --> 00:55:28,160
I gave him a butt ass.

1257
00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:32,640
In such cases, the aspect of existence supervised by that member of the endless becomes more

1258
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:33,640
random and chaotic.

1259
00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:36,720
Nothing more, nothing more unsettling than this really skinny guy with a fucking massive

1260
00:55:36,720 --> 00:55:37,720
dick.

1261
00:55:37,720 --> 00:55:41,320
It's like, how does the fucking, does that shit not weigh him down?

1262
00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:42,800
How did he not topple it over?

1263
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:50,480
Like 94 pounds and 14 inches of, that's what I imagine Morpheus walking around with a fucking

1264
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:51,480
steel mallet.

1265
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:55,760
Fucking all ribs and dick.

1266
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:58,160
He's got no muscle.

1267
00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:01,160
Yeah, I just fuck.

1268
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:04,200
Enjoy that imagery people.

1269
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:08,280
He's given somebody the dream that they wanted.

1270
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:12,760
Each of the endless has a realm in which they are the absolute sovereign of.

1271
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:16,720
Within their realm, each member of the endless has a gallery containing symbols or sigils

1272
00:56:16,720 --> 00:56:18,200
of the other endless.

1273
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:21,640
The endless may contact each other by holding the appropriate sigil and calling for that

1274
00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:23,520
member of the endless.

1275
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:29,640
Destiny is also able to call his siblings using his gallery of portraits that he has

1276
00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:31,280
like aspects of their pictures.

1277
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:35,160
I had to draw my cousins and brothers.

1278
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:36,960
Morpheus just stand over here.

1279
00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:40,160
It's my butt ass now.

1280
00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:43,480
The symbols I take.

1281
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:46,360
The endless are generally uncomfortable in each other's realms.

1282
00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:50,760
They do not travel into the realms of their siblings except whenever absolutely necessary.

1283
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:55,000
Death is the exception as her role requires that she have the ability to freely travel

1284
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:56,120
wherever she needs to go.

1285
00:56:56,120 --> 00:56:59,880
Isn't that her final destiny to put them all to rest or something?

1286
00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:00,880
Yes and the universe.

1287
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:02,280
Yeah, I remember that.

1288
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:05,200
And lock the universe as key.

1289
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:06,200
That she eats it.

1290
00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:07,200
Kinda, yeah.

1291
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:10,160
She's gotta chill at the end of existence by herself?

1292
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:11,160
Yeah.

1293
00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:12,160
Or does she also fade?

1294
00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:14,200
And then she basically gets rid of herself.

1295
00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:15,200
Fucking wild.

1296
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:16,200
At the end of existence.

1297
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:18,280
God dang, that's some trippy shit.

1298
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:19,280
Yeah.

1299
00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:20,280
In addition to overseeing-

1300
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:21,280
What do you think I hit a weed?

1301
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:22,280
Who the fuck did this?

1302
00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:23,280
She just fucking disappears, man.

1303
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:24,280
Hey, bro.

1304
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:27,280
And then they're like, fuck, man.

1305
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:28,280
They start freaking out.

1306
00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:31,600
Hey, as long as we don't start sounding like Terrence, we're good.

1307
00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:32,600
We're good.

1308
00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:33,600
Terrence?

1309
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:35,600
Yeah, Terrence Howard, I think, isn't that his name?

1310
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:38,440
Oh yeah, the original Iron Man or a war machine.

1311
00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:39,920
God, that dude.

1312
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:40,920
Jesus Christ.

1313
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:44,760
In addition to overseeing their own sphere of influence, the endless also help to define

1314
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:46,280
their own opposites.

1315
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:49,200
So like for Sandman, it's dream and also nightmare.

1316
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:51,960
Death it's life and death.

1317
00:57:51,960 --> 00:58:00,940
The dualistic aspect of the endless have been confirmed in the case of death, who not only

1318
00:58:00,940 --> 00:58:04,040
ends lives, but also begins them.

1319
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:09,800
So she ushers in new life whenever she takes out.

1320
00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:13,680
Destruction has an interest in creative pastimes, including art, poetry, and even cooking, even

1321
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:16,060
though he is really good at them.

1322
00:58:16,060 --> 00:58:20,840
So he will create even though he's a destroyer.

1323
00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:23,520
Dream seems to have some shape over reality.

1324
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:27,600
A dream of a thousand cats in which a large number of entities dreaming of an alternate

1325
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:32,160
reality create a new reality and make it so that the reality was only one that existed

1326
00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:33,640
since the beginning of times.

1327
00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:34,640
Inception.

1328
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:35,640
Yeah, kind of.

1329
00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:36,640
Have you ever seen that?

1330
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:39,840
In a dream of a dream, also dreaming about a dream in a dream.

1331
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:40,840
Three layers of dreams.

1332
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:43,080
Have you ever seen that episode?

1333
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:45,440
A dream of a thousand cats.

1334
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:48,840
I think it's I think they adapted it to that Sandman show that's on Netflix.

1335
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:52,640
I think it's the very last episode.

1336
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:53,640
Something that you should watch.

1337
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:54,640
So it's pretty good.

1338
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:58,540
We're going to go over each of the endless at this point.

1339
00:58:58,540 --> 00:59:01,960
The endless are not known to have proper names, although dream has a habit of collecting different

1340
00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:02,960
names for himself.

1341
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:03,960
His name is Gary.

1342
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:08,380
They're each known by their respective function.

1343
00:59:08,380 --> 00:59:15,160
Like I said, they're aspects of nature rather than like entities that do whatever they want

1344
00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:18,760
any time they want without them.

1345
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:20,760
They're not like the new gods or something like that.

1346
00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:26,560
They're literally just aspects of nature that have like some autonomy.

1347
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:27,560
So we have destiny.

1348
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:31,660
The oldest of the endless destiny appears as a blind man dressed in gray or brown robes

1349
00:59:31,660 --> 00:59:33,160
carrying a large book.

1350
00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:35,680
The book is chained to him or he is chained to the book.

1351
00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:36,680
He's blind.

1352
00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:38,680
Yeah, he's blind and braille.

1353
00:59:38,680 --> 00:59:41,520
I'm just, I'm genuinely curious.

1354
00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:42,520
He's blind.

1355
00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:44,400
What the hell is he reading?

1356
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:45,800
Or he is chained to the book.

1357
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:48,920
Neither of them have existence separate from one another though.

1358
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:49,920
Damn.

1359
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:52,120
So the book and him are literally one entity.

1360
00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:56,920
And within the book is written the entire sum of existence, past, present and future.

1361
00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:57,920
Everything.

1362
00:59:57,920 --> 00:59:58,920
That he can't read.

1363
00:59:58,920 --> 00:59:59,920
Yeah.

1364
00:59:59,920 --> 01:00:00,920
Perfect.

1365
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:05,100
Destiny seems the most possessed by his function and responsibilities of any of the endless.

1366
01:00:05,100 --> 01:00:07,200
He rarely demonstrates his personality.

1367
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:08,800
His symbol is a book.

1368
01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:11,800
That's literally what his symbol is.

1369
01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:17,760
His speech appears as a regular word balloon though with letters and italics in the comic

1370
01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:18,760
books.

1371
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:19,760
Okay.

1372
01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:20,760
But then we have death.

1373
01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:23,760
Death appears as a spunky, attractive, level headed young goth girl.

1374
01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:25,760
I wouldn't do it.

1375
01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:31,320
You're a gay man for sure.

1376
01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:34,400
She wears an ankh, one of those Egyptian symbols.

1377
01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:39,120
And representing the afterlife and usually has an eye of Horus painted under one of her

1378
01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:40,120
eyes.

1379
01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:43,280
She prefers to dress and act casually and is on better terms with a dream than any of

1380
01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:44,560
the other endless.

1381
01:00:44,560 --> 01:00:46,240
Her symbol is the ankh itself.

1382
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:48,760
So whenever they want to talk to her, they pick that up.

1383
01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:54,720
Her speech is presented in regular letters, like a regular word balloon in the comic books.

1384
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:59,680
Unlike her siblings, she has no predisposition to follow the rules that the rest of the endless

1385
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:00,680
follow.

1386
01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:01,680
She doesn't really follow.

1387
01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:02,680
She's a goth.

1388
01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:03,680
Yeah.

1389
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:04,680
She's a goth.

1390
01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:05,680
She's not really like a goth.

1391
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:08,380
Death takes on different forms than DC universe.

1392
01:01:08,380 --> 01:01:13,560
Death is often portrayed as a result of a result or consequence of the primordial crisis

1393
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:16,200
energies acting on the universe.

1394
01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:20,600
The death force and the void wind are two of the seven hidden forces of reality that

1395
01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:23,800
allows for death to occur, even to gods.

1396
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:26,360
Cause she reaps to gods as well, basically.

1397
01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:31,800
Kind of like in the supernatural where death said that he'll even reap God one day.

1398
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:33,800
Did he though?

1399
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:34,800
Did he?

1400
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:35,800
Yeah.

1401
01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:36,800
Didn't, uh, what's his name?

1402
01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:41,320
Uh, their brother, uh, take care of God?

1403
01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:47,840
Uh, Dean and when Sam's younger brother, didn't he get so much power that he defeated God?

1404
01:01:47,840 --> 01:01:50,720
No, it was, uh, Jack was the character.

1405
01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:51,720
Yeah.

1406
01:01:51,720 --> 01:01:52,720
But he wasn't related to him.

1407
01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:53,720
Oh, okay.

1408
01:01:53,720 --> 01:01:54,720
Okay.

1409
01:01:54,720 --> 01:01:55,720
Who was he?

1410
01:01:55,720 --> 01:02:02,400
It was Lucifer and a presidential, uh, assistant son.

1411
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:03,400
Presidential assistant?

1412
01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:05,720
Yeah, like the president of the United States.

1413
01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:07,200
It was a weird, weird.

1414
01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:09,800
Damn, Superdash or you should fucking run out the rails sometimes.

1415
01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:11,160
Yeah, but it was Lucifer's son.

1416
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:13,760
So he was powerful enough to finally defeat God?

1417
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:14,760
Yeah.

1418
01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:15,760
Didn't he like reshape heaven and everything?

1419
01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:16,760
Yeah.

1420
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:17,760
At the end.

1421
01:02:17,760 --> 01:02:18,760
Wild.

1422
01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:21,880
And they should have ended the entire series one episode sooner than they did.

1423
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:22,880
And that was one perfect.

1424
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:26,280
So Lucifer, Dean and Sam went back on their hunt.

1425
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:27,600
Quite an interesting end for sure.

1426
01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:28,600
Yeah.

1427
01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:30,400
I don't know why they ended it that way to be fair.

1428
01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:35,840
But yeah, death even in that show, death actually in that show was kind of similar to the death

1429
01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:39,120
and the endless.

1430
01:02:39,120 --> 01:02:41,040
It was like a natural force.

1431
01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:44,300
It exists, exists rather they want it to or not.

1432
01:02:44,300 --> 01:02:45,300
Death is death.

1433
01:02:45,300 --> 01:02:46,300
Yeah.

1434
01:02:46,300 --> 01:02:47,800
Cause he wasn't really much of a horseman.

1435
01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:48,800
No, no.

1436
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:52,120
He more just like a natural aspect.

1437
01:02:52,120 --> 01:02:57,520
The death that we've seen in supernatural was like the avatar of death basically that had

1438
01:02:57,520 --> 01:02:59,120
like its own conscious.

1439
01:02:59,120 --> 01:03:07,960
But even if that death like character in quotes was killed, which he was, death still happens

1440
01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:09,640
because death is brand natural.

1441
01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:10,640
Yeah.

1442
01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:12,920
And that's kind of how the endless work as well.

1443
01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:17,600
If like Morpheus was killed, dreams still exist.

1444
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:20,160
It's not like it's just going to go away at some point.

1445
01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:22,920
Let's see here.

1446
01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:27,120
Death is often portrayed as a primordial entity or force of the universe.

1447
01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:31,800
The black is a force, the black force, the black force energy.

1448
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:36,320
It reminds me of Nike's, like the air force.

1449
01:03:36,320 --> 01:03:37,320
Jesus Christ.

1450
01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:39,920
But the way it's, yeah, the black air forces.

1451
01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:43,600
The black air forces.

1452
01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:47,640
Which is strongly associated with death and acts as an enemy of all life forces such as

1453
01:03:47,640 --> 01:03:52,520
the green or the red Necron is the Lord of the unliving and representative of death on

1454
01:03:52,520 --> 01:03:57,680
the emotional electromagnetic spectrum who acts as leader of the black lantern core.

1455
01:03:57,680 --> 01:03:58,680
Oh yeah.

1456
01:03:58,680 --> 01:03:59,680
Necron death.

1457
01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:00,680
Yeah.

1458
01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:02,680
Man, that wasn't Necron though.

1459
01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:08,520
What was the one that that fucking licked Thomas Wayne's skull or Bruce Wayne's skull?

1460
01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:10,960
Was it the black glove or something?

1461
01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:11,960
Yeah.

1462
01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:18,480
They fucking drew that in such fucking detail like anything else that I've ever seen.

1463
01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:22,240
He just, he just like held right through the eye socket.

1464
01:04:22,240 --> 01:04:25,000
And I'm like, what the fuck is the point of this?

1465
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:27,400
DC, what the fuck are y'all doing?

1466
01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:29,800
Well, they have a golf girl do his death.

1467
01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:33,240
So, you know, it was such a weird scene.

1468
01:04:33,240 --> 01:04:38,680
Many gods that hold responsibility for death or locations of afterlife are often placed

1469
01:04:38,680 --> 01:04:40,480
here through association.

1470
01:04:40,480 --> 01:04:46,120
As Azurias is the apocalyptic and God of death and a member of the four horsemen.

1471
01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:49,360
The black racer represents the death of the new gods.

1472
01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:55,320
Uh, Hronmir is the Martian God of death and then gods that originate from many of Earth's

1473
01:04:55,320 --> 01:04:57,920
cultures that also are present.

1474
01:04:57,920 --> 01:05:02,080
Black flash is an entity created by the speed force that represents death to speedsters

1475
01:05:02,080 --> 01:05:05,360
and acts as an antagonist to the flash family.

1476
01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:09,640
Basically they're all subsidiary to the actual death, the golf girl.

1477
01:05:09,640 --> 01:05:13,240
They're just representations of her basically.

1478
01:05:13,240 --> 01:05:16,720
Like I said, it's a natural force.

1479
01:05:16,720 --> 01:05:19,720
Then we have Dream.

1480
01:05:19,720 --> 01:05:22,960
Dream has taken on at least two different forms in the DC comics.

1481
01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:24,400
One was Morpheus.

1482
01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:26,960
Dream's usual appearance is a tall pale man.

1483
01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:30,400
Why are you talking like Neil Gaiman?

1484
01:05:30,400 --> 01:05:34,680
Talk about self-insert.

1485
01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:39,440
He dresses in a shapeless cloak of night with flames dancing in its folds.

1486
01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:41,680
19 inch penis.

1487
01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:42,680
Much like Neil Gaiman.

1488
01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:46,960
Even if it's pretend or not.

1489
01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:50,800
It's like this is what it's supposed to be.

1490
01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:53,480
His eyes are pools of shadows with glimmers of light within.

1491
01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:55,960
He is known by many names, most commonly Morpheus.

1492
01:05:55,960 --> 01:06:00,780
He has a long history of insensitivity towards others and throughout the Sandman series he

1493
01:06:00,780 --> 01:06:04,360
must come to deal with his past cruelties throughout the entire thing.

1494
01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:05,360
Much like Neil Gaiman.

1495
01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:06,360
Okay.

1496
01:06:06,360 --> 01:06:07,360
I don't know what he's up to.

1497
01:06:07,360 --> 01:06:08,360
He's not much of a...

1498
01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:10,760
I'm sure he's just a chill dude.

1499
01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:14,400
He is very concerned with fulfilling his responsibilities.

1500
01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:20,080
His symbol is his dream helm made from the spine and skull of a long dead god.

1501
01:06:20,080 --> 01:06:21,080
Some random person?

1502
01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:22,080
Like just a random god.

1503
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:23,080
The Hatchie Ego.

1504
01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:24,560
It's one of the new gods.

1505
01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:28,080
Fuck a Thor's fucking neck and skull.

1506
01:06:28,080 --> 01:06:32,280
His word balloons usually have wavy edges and a black background outlined with white

1507
01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:33,280
lettering.

1508
01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:35,640
Then we have Daniel Hall.

1509
01:06:35,640 --> 01:06:40,480
The second aspect of Dream of the Endless appears as a tall, pale young man with white

1510
01:06:40,480 --> 01:06:42,480
hair and a white costume.

1511
01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:46,720
With a green ruby collar around his neck like Morpheus, his eyes are formed by shadows with

1512
01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:48,640
the glimmer of light in their center.

1513
01:06:48,640 --> 01:06:53,360
Before becoming the new Dream at the end of the Sandman, he was a young boy named Daniel.

1514
01:06:53,360 --> 01:06:58,200
Daniel was born in dreams to Leta Trevor Hall and the ghost of Hector Hall.

1515
01:06:58,200 --> 01:06:59,200
Hector Hall.

1516
01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:00,200
Doctor Fate.

1517
01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:01,200
Damn.

1518
01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:02,200
Yeah.

1519
01:07:02,200 --> 01:07:05,440
He is generally softer in his approach than Morpheus was.

1520
01:07:05,440 --> 01:07:09,640
Daniel carries an emerald green stone along with a symbol, although his symbol remains

1521
01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:12,680
the same, that of the dream helm.

1522
01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:16,800
The difference being that he has white backgrounds with black lettering.

1523
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:18,680
So reverse of Morpheus.

1524
01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:25,480
So we had Morpheus and then he gave up the aspect of dream to Daniel.

1525
01:07:25,480 --> 01:07:27,080
He should have made an anagram of Morpheus.

1526
01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:28,080
I know.

1527
01:07:28,080 --> 01:07:30,640
That would have made more sense.

1528
01:07:30,640 --> 01:07:32,480
It would have made a lot more sense.

1529
01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:33,480
But it's Daniel Hall.

1530
01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:37,480
Is that or like reverse letters?

1531
01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:40,520
Whatever Morpheus is reversed by terrible.

1532
01:07:40,520 --> 01:07:41,520
Hang on.

1533
01:07:41,520 --> 01:07:42,520
What would that be?

1534
01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:46,520
That would be Sueheprom.

1535
01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:49,520
Never mind.

1536
01:07:49,520 --> 01:07:55,640
Do an anagram instead.

1537
01:07:55,640 --> 01:07:59,400
But Daniel Hall was, like I said, he was the son of Hector Hall.

1538
01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:03,960
So it ties in with the DC universe being Dr. Fate at one point.

1539
01:08:03,960 --> 01:08:08,960
Then we have Destruction, a very large robust man with red hair who sometimes appears bearded

1540
01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:10,800
and sometimes shaven.

1541
01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:14,280
Destruction abandoned his responsibilities one of the endless 300 years ago, causing

1542
01:08:14,280 --> 01:08:16,760
much conflict between him and his siblings.

1543
01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:22,280
He has a passion for creative and constructive endeavors, but little talent in doing them.

1544
01:08:22,280 --> 01:08:25,440
His symbol is the sword, obviously for destruction.

1545
01:08:25,440 --> 01:08:30,680
Once abandoned in his realm, he is often referred to as a prodigal or brother rather than destruction

1546
01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:31,680
by his siblings.

1547
01:08:31,680 --> 01:08:34,760
Basically, it's like you're not fucking real Destruction.

1548
01:08:34,760 --> 01:08:36,080
Because Destruction still exists.

1549
01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:38,120
Fucking disowning you.

1550
01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:39,120
Basically yes.

1551
01:08:39,120 --> 01:08:44,520
Because like I said, natural forces, Destruction still exists, but the avatar of Destruction

1552
01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:47,680
is doing whatever he wants, creating stuff and cooking.

1553
01:08:47,680 --> 01:08:51,000
Sorry, the YouTube cooking channel.

1554
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:54,000
Welcome back.

1555
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:57,560
18 followers.

1556
01:08:57,560 --> 01:08:58,560
Then we have Desire.

1557
01:08:58,560 --> 01:09:03,920
Desire is a beautiful, slim, and truly androgynous, capable of appearing as a man, woman, or

1558
01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:04,920
neither.

1559
01:09:04,920 --> 01:09:05,920
Me too.

1560
01:09:05,920 --> 01:09:09,480
Desire has a cruel streak and a long-standing rivalry with Dream itself.

1561
01:09:09,480 --> 01:09:14,160
Their symbol is a heart-shaped like...

1562
01:09:14,160 --> 01:09:15,160
The cotton-tainer.

1563
01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:16,160
Probably.

1564
01:09:16,160 --> 01:09:18,640
It wouldn't surprise me at this point.

1565
01:09:18,640 --> 01:09:23,720
Although Desire is Despair's twin, in a sense they are older than Despair.

1566
01:09:23,720 --> 01:09:29,240
The current incarnation of Desire is the original one, while Despair is currently in her second

1567
01:09:29,240 --> 01:09:30,240
incarnation.

1568
01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:33,800
So the avatar has been destroyed already once.

1569
01:09:33,800 --> 01:09:37,600
We have Despair, the twin sister of Desire.

1570
01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:42,520
The second Despair was a short, obese woman with grayish skin and irregularly shaped teeth.

1571
01:09:42,520 --> 01:09:44,920
That's an odd choice, okay.

1572
01:09:44,920 --> 01:09:47,280
Because it's Despair.

1573
01:09:47,280 --> 01:09:50,320
Like Eeyore.

1574
01:09:50,320 --> 01:09:51,320
She is always naked.

1575
01:09:51,320 --> 01:09:52,320
Me too.

1576
01:09:52,320 --> 01:09:54,560
Are you the ass?

1577
01:09:54,560 --> 01:09:55,560
I'm naked right now.

1578
01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:56,560
No, no he's not.

1579
01:09:56,560 --> 01:09:57,560
No.

1580
01:09:57,560 --> 01:09:58,560
No.

1581
01:09:58,560 --> 01:09:59,560
How butt-ass naked?

1582
01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:02,760
Despair has a cold, quiet, intelligent manner.

1583
01:10:02,760 --> 01:10:05,840
She has a habit of carving her flesh with a hooked ring that she always wears.

1584
01:10:05,840 --> 01:10:07,520
Damn girl, chill out.

1585
01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:09,560
This hooked ring is also her symbol.

1586
01:10:09,560 --> 01:10:14,920
The aspect of Desire we see throughout the comics is not the original manifestation.

1587
01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:18,480
Basically the first Despair in her first form.

1588
01:10:18,480 --> 01:10:23,560
Despair had many of the same physical qualities of her later form, but is taller and is tattooed

1589
01:10:23,560 --> 01:10:26,600
with intricate red lines.

1590
01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:29,320
She was also much more talkative than her later incarnation was.

1591
01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:32,960
So we get like a flashback of the old how cool she was.

1592
01:10:32,960 --> 01:10:33,960
Yeah.

1593
01:10:33,960 --> 01:10:38,560
Until she became a fat, obese, naked, naked lady.

1594
01:10:38,560 --> 01:10:42,600
I'm not gonna be mean.

1595
01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:47,700
Then we have Delirium.

1596
01:10:47,700 --> 01:10:52,040
The youngest of the endless, Delirium appears as a young girl whose form changes the most

1597
01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:54,400
frequently of any of the other endless.

1598
01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:57,880
Based on the random fluctuations of her temperament.

1599
01:10:57,880 --> 01:11:01,080
She has wild hair and eccentric mismatched clothes.

1600
01:11:01,080 --> 01:11:03,040
Basically think Cyndi Lauper.

1601
01:11:03,040 --> 01:11:04,040
And you get.

1602
01:11:04,040 --> 01:11:08,600
I know you don't know who, but people that listen, they know who Cyndi Lauper is.

1603
01:11:08,600 --> 01:11:09,600
Famous singer.

1604
01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:13,000
I'll show you a picture later and you'll say, oh, okay, that makes sense.

1605
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:15,840
I think that's actually who he based the character on.

1606
01:11:15,840 --> 01:11:16,840
You never know.

1607
01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:20,280
Let's see here.

1608
01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:25,920
Her only permanent physical characteristic is that she has her eyes are green with silver

1609
01:11:25,920 --> 01:11:28,240
flecks and the other is blue.

1610
01:11:28,240 --> 01:11:31,560
But even though sometimes they switch from left to right.

1611
01:11:31,560 --> 01:11:32,880
So it's always the same colors.

1612
01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:38,120
Just sometimes they'll flip around because it's Delirium like craziness.

1613
01:11:38,120 --> 01:11:40,820
She was once known as Delight.

1614
01:11:40,820 --> 01:11:44,360
But some traumatic event caused her to change into her current role.

1615
01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:51,200
Her symbol is an abstract shapeless blob of colors.

1616
01:11:51,200 --> 01:11:54,160
And basically all of the.

1617
01:11:54,160 --> 01:11:57,240
Aside from the realms that the endless possess of their own.

1618
01:11:57,240 --> 01:12:02,520
So like I said, dream has a his entire dream realm.

1619
01:12:02,520 --> 01:12:04,520
They're all nigh omnipotent.

1620
01:12:04,520 --> 01:12:09,800
There are some of those powerful beings in the multiverse in their realms.

1621
01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:13,080
The power is virtually all powerful, nearly infinite power.

1622
01:12:13,080 --> 01:12:18,400
In fact, the only beings who are more powerful than them are the Demeric Archangels and the

1623
01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:19,400
Presidents.

1624
01:12:19,400 --> 01:12:20,400
You know how delusional I am.

1625
01:12:20,400 --> 01:12:24,280
I think I still catch these hands.

1626
01:12:24,280 --> 01:12:26,680
I bet they can still catch both these.

1627
01:12:26,680 --> 01:12:29,360
Would you know who the Demeric Archangels are?

1628
01:12:29,360 --> 01:12:30,360
No.

1629
01:12:30,360 --> 01:12:31,360
Lucifer and Michael.

1630
01:12:31,360 --> 01:12:32,360
Oh.

1631
01:12:32,360 --> 01:12:33,360
The two.

1632
01:12:33,360 --> 01:12:34,360
They can catch these hands.

1633
01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:35,360
That's how delusional.

1634
01:12:35,360 --> 01:12:38,360
The indomitable human spirit.

1635
01:12:38,360 --> 01:12:40,360
Everyone's going to start catching some hands.

1636
01:12:40,360 --> 01:12:42,360
You can catch hands regardless.

1637
01:12:42,360 --> 01:12:52,160
If I fist fight a polar bear, I'll fist fight an angel.

1638
01:12:52,160 --> 01:12:53,960
Although with Lucifer, he might fuck you.

1639
01:12:53,960 --> 01:12:55,520
You can get it then.

1640
01:12:55,520 --> 01:12:57,520
He's going to earn that shit.

1641
01:12:57,520 --> 01:13:04,520
It's like, he'll look at you like, buddy, was that only thing we had in Britain?

1642
01:13:04,520 --> 01:13:08,840
They find me in a Yamcha crater, face down, ass up.

1643
01:13:08,840 --> 01:13:11,840
After not falling through an elevator.

1644
01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:16,800
But yeah, the Endless are extremely powerful in DC comics.

1645
01:13:16,800 --> 01:13:17,800
Cool.

1646
01:13:17,800 --> 01:13:18,800
Ready for some Reddit?

1647
01:13:18,800 --> 01:13:20,880
I'm ready to be the question in the new DC universe.

1648
01:13:20,880 --> 01:13:25,480
Just give people hands.

1649
01:13:25,480 --> 01:13:29,560
I got a few questions I need to ask everybody.

1650
01:13:29,560 --> 01:13:32,880
Alrighty.

1651
01:13:32,880 --> 01:13:35,440
Let's get into some Today I Fucked Ups from Reddit.

1652
01:13:35,440 --> 01:13:38,880
I fucked up today by fucking up my pack.

1653
01:13:38,880 --> 01:13:42,200
You put your own entry on there.

1654
01:13:42,200 --> 01:13:45,360
I never get a fucking spring fucking bat.

1655
01:13:45,360 --> 01:13:49,840
Fucking metal springs are the devil.

1656
01:13:49,840 --> 01:13:51,280
The inner springs?

1657
01:13:51,280 --> 01:13:52,280
Yeah.

1658
01:13:52,280 --> 01:13:53,280
Christ.

1659
01:13:53,280 --> 01:13:54,280
Alrighty.

1660
01:13:54,280 --> 01:14:00,360
First one we have is Bento Cento.

1661
01:14:00,360 --> 01:14:02,680
I like that.

1662
01:14:02,680 --> 01:14:04,720
Those first inputs.

1663
01:14:04,720 --> 01:14:09,480
Back in 2017, I was in my final year of university and got the opportunity to spend five weeks

1664
01:14:09,480 --> 01:14:12,840
in Tokyo for an exchange observation ship.

1665
01:14:12,840 --> 01:14:16,600
One of the items on my bucket list was to visit a Cento, traditional indoor Japanese

1666
01:14:16,600 --> 01:14:17,600
bath house.

1667
01:14:17,600 --> 01:14:18,600
Okay.

1668
01:14:18,600 --> 01:14:22,160
I wanted to go to somewhere a little bit less touristy and luckily there was a place only

1669
01:14:22,160 --> 01:14:26,400
a few blocks from where I was staying, like 45 minutes out of the central city.

1670
01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:29,860
Not wanting to make an idiot of myself, I did some research beforehand regarding what

1671
01:14:29,860 --> 01:14:31,460
to expect and how to act.

1672
01:14:31,460 --> 01:14:32,760
So you put in a little bit of effort here.

1673
01:14:32,760 --> 01:14:35,120
I come out fucking butt ass naked.

1674
01:14:35,120 --> 01:14:37,160
Just like Hugh Jackman.

1675
01:14:37,160 --> 01:14:38,160
Exactly.

1676
01:14:38,160 --> 01:14:39,160
Because he did that.

1677
01:14:39,160 --> 01:14:40,160
Was he in a Japanese bath house?

1678
01:14:40,160 --> 01:14:41,160
Yeah.

1679
01:14:41,160 --> 01:14:42,160
He didn't wear it.

1680
01:14:42,160 --> 01:14:43,160
They gave him this tiny tie.

1681
01:14:43,160 --> 01:14:44,160
He wasn't wearing this shit.

1682
01:14:44,160 --> 01:14:45,160
Fucking dick just swinging.

1683
01:14:45,160 --> 01:14:46,160
Japanese bento.

1684
01:14:46,160 --> 01:14:47,160
Godzilla!

1685
01:14:47,160 --> 01:14:48,160
Godzilla!

1686
01:14:48,160 --> 01:14:49,160
Godzilla!

1687
01:14:49,160 --> 01:14:56,440
One thing mentioned was that you have to wash yourself before hopping into the pool.

1688
01:14:56,440 --> 01:14:57,440
That is true.

1689
01:14:57,440 --> 01:15:00,600
I didn't have a travel bottle of soap or body wash, but read that you can buy at most

1690
01:15:00,600 --> 01:15:01,720
places.

1691
01:15:01,720 --> 01:15:03,880
And if not, then it will often be supplied.

1692
01:15:03,880 --> 01:15:07,120
Whenever I got there, I quickly realized no one spoke English.

1693
01:15:07,120 --> 01:15:08,920
No shit Sherlock.

1694
01:15:08,920 --> 01:15:09,920
You're in Japan.

1695
01:15:09,920 --> 01:15:12,040
And not in the center part of Tokyo.

1696
01:15:12,040 --> 01:15:15,560
I can't expect everyone to speak the same language you do in a foreign country no less.

1697
01:15:15,560 --> 01:15:22,640
No, you're supposed to speak louder and slower and then they'll understand you.

1698
01:15:22,640 --> 01:15:28,640
And although I managed to pay for my entry, I couldn't communicate for soap.

1699
01:15:28,640 --> 01:15:32,440
Or could I see for it for purchase behind the counter?

1700
01:15:32,440 --> 01:15:35,800
I assumed there'd be some in the actual bathing area.

1701
01:15:35,800 --> 01:15:38,160
So stripped down naked into the changing room.

1702
01:15:38,160 --> 01:15:42,160
Put my clothes in the locker and proceeded into the actual bathing room.

1703
01:15:42,160 --> 01:15:47,480
On the left hand side of the room were like 15 or so washing stations.

1704
01:15:47,480 --> 01:15:49,200
To the right was a big pool.

1705
01:15:49,200 --> 01:15:51,020
There was a few old men sitting there.

1706
01:15:51,020 --> 01:15:55,700
More like squatting on tiny little things washing themselves.

1707
01:15:55,700 --> 01:16:00,120
I was the only non-Japanese person there and alas, there was no soap in sight.

1708
01:16:00,120 --> 01:16:05,040
Then I spied just to the left of the entrance on a table a small wooden woven basket with

1709
01:16:05,040 --> 01:16:07,820
like seven bars in it.

1710
01:16:07,820 --> 01:16:09,760
This was where I began my big fuck up.

1711
01:16:09,760 --> 01:16:13,000
It started at the very beginning when you first entered the building?

1712
01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:14,240
Kind of yeah, but still.

1713
01:16:14,240 --> 01:16:17,240
I assumed that this was a communal soap basket.

1714
01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:21,980
I grabbed a bar of soap and walked to one of the washing stations to get to business.

1715
01:16:21,980 --> 01:16:24,120
One of the old Japanese guys saw me doing this and said...

1716
01:16:24,120 --> 01:16:26,120
Gora de Samurai-sou.

1717
01:16:26,120 --> 01:16:34,080
It started glaring at me and muttering something under his breath.

1718
01:16:34,080 --> 01:16:38,120
This wouldn't have been the time to return the soap to the basket if I call it a day,

1719
01:16:38,120 --> 01:16:41,080
but I'm a fucking idiot so that didn't happen.

1720
01:16:41,080 --> 01:16:44,920
Shortly after, another old Japanese man gets out of the bath, walks over to the table,

1721
01:16:44,920 --> 01:16:48,920
picks up the basket of soap, exchanges words with the guy who glared at me and proceeds

1722
01:16:48,920 --> 01:16:55,880
to also start glaring at me and saying something in what seemed to be pretty angry tones.

1723
01:16:55,880 --> 01:17:00,080
This was when I realized with Gora that the basket was in fact his and I had stolen one

1724
01:17:00,080 --> 01:17:02,200
of his bars of soap.

1725
01:17:02,200 --> 01:17:03,400
You know what you need seven for?

1726
01:17:03,400 --> 01:17:04,400
You'll be fine.

1727
01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:06,920
Let me have one.

1728
01:17:06,920 --> 01:17:10,000
By this point I had already lathered myself up.

1729
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:16,200
However, so handling the soap back to him clearly wasn't an option.

1730
01:17:16,200 --> 01:17:18,640
Julien now, you fucking balls of it on it.

1731
01:17:18,640 --> 01:17:19,640
Exactly.

1732
01:17:19,640 --> 01:17:23,120
I awkwardly tried to apologize, but I could see it wasn't well received.

1733
01:17:23,120 --> 01:17:27,000
I didn't see any other option except to finish washing myself.

1734
01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:29,200
But the next issue was that I had nowhere to put the soap.

1735
01:17:29,200 --> 01:17:33,120
I didn't have any toiletries bags with me and there was no rubbish bins anywhere, so

1736
01:17:33,120 --> 01:17:37,320
I just sat there red-faced, completely naked, dying a million deaths inside, continuously

1737
01:17:37,320 --> 01:17:43,560
rubbing soap on myself and breaking it up, disintegrating it into small even chunks just

1738
01:17:43,560 --> 01:17:45,800
like you wore out a whole bar of soap.

1739
01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:50,800
Yeah, so that it would go down the drain.

1740
01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:54,600
I'm sure the Japanese men continued glaring and cursing at me, but I didn't make any

1741
01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:57,960
further eye contact with them, so I couldn't be completely sure.

1742
01:17:57,960 --> 01:18:01,960
After this ordeal was over, I rinsed myself off, got up and entered the bath.

1743
01:18:01,960 --> 01:18:05,600
The water was incredibly hot, however, and this, alongside the shame of embarrassment

1744
01:18:05,600 --> 01:18:10,160
washing over me, made for some thoroughly unenjoyable experiences.

1745
01:18:10,160 --> 01:18:14,240
I only stayed in there like that for five minutes before slinking out back to the safety

1746
01:18:14,240 --> 01:18:17,280
of my touristy accommodation.

1747
01:18:17,280 --> 01:18:20,640
So yeah, don't grab soap if you don't know who it's for.

1748
01:18:20,640 --> 01:18:23,520
And just rub it all over your dick and balls.

1749
01:18:23,520 --> 01:18:24,520
Oh yeah, yeah.

1750
01:18:24,520 --> 01:18:25,520
You want it back?

1751
01:18:25,520 --> 01:18:29,320
First of all, why don't you get seven bars of soap for it in one fucking little stall?

1752
01:18:29,320 --> 01:18:31,080
That would have upset the hell out of me.

1753
01:18:31,080 --> 01:18:34,680
Well, I was thinking that it would make sense if you went there like Bailey.

1754
01:18:34,680 --> 01:18:37,080
And they're probably not big bars of soap.

1755
01:18:37,080 --> 01:18:38,560
They're probably like the little hotel-

1756
01:18:38,560 --> 01:18:39,560
I hope so.

1757
01:18:39,560 --> 01:18:44,320
He's just fucking chilling around, full-size bars of soap everywhere he goes.

1758
01:18:44,320 --> 01:18:49,600
Imagine this dude over there just scrubbing himself until a gigantic bar of soap is gone.

1759
01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:53,400
It makes for a funnier, funnier like image.

1760
01:18:53,400 --> 01:18:57,120
Just him fucking embarrassing like a full fucking bar of soap.

1761
01:18:57,120 --> 01:18:58,880
The big bar of Irish Spring.

1762
01:18:58,880 --> 01:19:02,920
And fucking rubbing himself for 45 minutes.

1763
01:19:02,920 --> 01:19:04,840
His skin's raw.

1764
01:19:04,840 --> 01:19:09,640
Alrighty, next one is by Competition Extreme36.

1765
01:19:09,640 --> 01:19:11,280
This person pits.

1766
01:19:11,280 --> 01:19:13,120
I have a six-year-old son.

1767
01:19:13,120 --> 01:19:17,600
I went to the fair a few months ago and that was where a display of livestock that the

1768
01:19:17,600 --> 01:19:19,080
public could pit.

1769
01:19:19,080 --> 01:19:25,160
Me trying to be jolly told him that he'd be eating them for dinner someday.

1770
01:19:25,160 --> 01:19:28,320
My son was shocked and asked how was that possible?

1771
01:19:28,320 --> 01:19:30,000
What the fuck are you talking about?

1772
01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:32,040
This ruins his whole fucking perspec-

1773
01:19:32,040 --> 01:19:33,040
perspec-

1774
01:19:33,040 --> 01:19:34,760
I gave him to say the word.

1775
01:19:34,760 --> 01:19:36,040
He had perception of life.

1776
01:19:36,040 --> 01:19:38,400
He knew the one of us can talk and we're not even fucked up.

1777
01:19:38,400 --> 01:19:39,840
I'm always fucked.

1778
01:19:39,840 --> 01:19:40,840
That's my secret captain.

1779
01:19:40,840 --> 01:19:43,480
I'm always fucked.

1780
01:19:43,480 --> 01:19:46,320
I told him that meat was made by killing animals and cooking them.

1781
01:19:46,320 --> 01:19:48,960
He then asked me what all the meats were.

1782
01:19:48,960 --> 01:19:52,440
I told him that it's chicken, beef, steak, sausage, salami, and mutton.

1783
01:19:52,440 --> 01:19:54,120
The meat of the fallows.

1784
01:19:54,120 --> 01:19:56,880
Later that night at home I noticed him separating his dinner.

1785
01:19:56,880 --> 01:20:00,840
He removed all the meat pieces from the rice and only ate the rice.

1786
01:20:00,840 --> 01:20:05,840
My wife asked him what was wrong and he said he doesn't want to eat animals.

1787
01:20:05,840 --> 01:20:08,680
In the morning I gave him a glass of milk but he refused to drink it.

1788
01:20:08,680 --> 01:20:11,320
I asked him why and he said that it's made from cows.

1789
01:20:11,320 --> 01:20:15,920
I explained to him that milk comes from squeezing a cow's chest and that no cows are hurt or

1790
01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:16,920
killed by that milk.

1791
01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:17,920
Don't you lie to him.

1792
01:20:17,920 --> 01:20:20,880
It's his chest coming out the fucking titties in the back.

1793
01:20:20,880 --> 01:20:23,920
I also told him that eggs come out of a chicken's mouth.

1794
01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:24,920
Wrong sign, Neto.

1795
01:20:24,920 --> 01:20:26,920
But I didn't want him to give up eggs too.

1796
01:20:26,920 --> 01:20:28,920
They come out their ass.

1797
01:20:28,920 --> 01:20:32,680
It's like a throw up.

1798
01:20:32,680 --> 01:20:35,200
Thankfully he's fine with milk and eggs.

1799
01:20:35,200 --> 01:20:38,080
However, he continues to refusing to eat meat.

1800
01:20:38,080 --> 01:20:40,600
A week passed and we went to the doctor.

1801
01:20:40,600 --> 01:20:44,480
The doctor said that it's probably just a temporary phase and we should feed him vegetarian

1802
01:20:44,480 --> 01:20:46,400
alternatives for the time being.

1803
01:20:46,400 --> 01:20:51,600
We now buy canned beans, lentils, Greek yogurt, olive oil, whey protein, soy nuggets, and

1804
01:20:51,600 --> 01:20:53,840
plant-based pastries and sausages.

1805
01:20:53,840 --> 01:20:57,280
We also order a cheese pizza for him instead of a pepperoni pizza.

1806
01:20:57,280 --> 01:21:00,040
So I can't have pepperoni because of you, you little fucker.

1807
01:21:00,040 --> 01:21:04,480
It's been a few months now and I've bought iron and B12 gummies for him.

1808
01:21:04,480 --> 01:21:06,880
Even my wife and I are starting to go more vegetarian.

1809
01:21:06,880 --> 01:21:07,880
Shit.

1810
01:21:07,880 --> 01:21:08,880
It's ruined our fucking life.

1811
01:21:08,880 --> 01:21:09,880
All because you're going to a sick show.

1812
01:21:09,880 --> 01:21:13,520
Yep, you're going to be eating them some day.

1813
01:21:13,520 --> 01:21:16,080
Like unless your kid's growing up on a farm and seeing it for themselves.

1814
01:21:16,080 --> 01:21:20,480
Yeah, they're not exactly used to the horrific nature of the food that they eat.

1815
01:21:20,480 --> 01:21:26,800
There's a story I've seen too not too long ago where they were asking this one family

1816
01:21:26,800 --> 01:21:29,400
where are you getting your chicken from?

1817
01:21:29,400 --> 01:21:30,400
From the store.

1818
01:21:30,400 --> 01:21:31,600
Yeah, but you know where it comes from though, right?

1819
01:21:31,600 --> 01:21:32,600
Like you know, the farm.

1820
01:21:32,600 --> 01:21:33,600
It doesn't come from the farm.

1821
01:21:33,600 --> 01:21:34,600
It comes from the store.

1822
01:21:34,600 --> 01:21:37,600
They kill them right in the bang.

1823
01:21:37,600 --> 01:21:38,600
Exactly.

1824
01:21:38,600 --> 01:21:41,600
They put them out to pasture.

1825
01:21:41,600 --> 01:21:42,920
Alrighty.

1826
01:21:42,920 --> 01:21:46,720
Next one is by Itsyaboytomtota.

1827
01:21:46,720 --> 01:21:48,280
Tomtota I missed you bro.

1828
01:21:48,280 --> 01:21:50,320
It's first in pits.

1829
01:21:50,320 --> 01:21:55,640
I'm a 17 year old student from the Netherlands and I am on a five day trip to Rome with school.

1830
01:21:55,640 --> 01:21:56,640
Everything was great.

1831
01:21:56,640 --> 01:21:59,080
I was playing in the city with my friends, eating out every day and just having a lot

1832
01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:00,080
of fun.

1833
01:22:00,080 --> 01:22:03,240
Yesterday me and my friends decided to play some drinking games and get a little fucked

1834
01:22:03,240 --> 01:22:04,240
up.

1835
01:22:04,240 --> 01:22:08,280
It was a fun night, but I was irresponsible and drank way too much.

1836
01:22:08,280 --> 01:22:11,600
Whenever I went back to our room, I felt like I had gotten quite sick.

1837
01:22:11,600 --> 01:22:14,520
I was drunk and had to throw up and I was dizzy and I could barely stand.

1838
01:22:14,520 --> 01:22:18,400
I decided to get into the shower to clean myself up and maybe sober up a little bit,

1839
01:22:18,400 --> 01:22:21,360
but I fell asleep for four hours in the shower.

1840
01:22:21,360 --> 01:22:23,560
Fuck, I must have been fucking freezing.

1841
01:22:23,560 --> 01:22:27,000
Nobody, well in a hotel it stays warm.

1842
01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:28,000
Really?

1843
01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:29,000
Yeah.

1844
01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:30,000
Everyone else must have been fucking freezing.

1845
01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:31,000
That motherfucker!

1846
01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:35,640
Nobody noticed that I was still in the shower until someone from a different room walked

1847
01:22:35,640 --> 01:22:37,440
under the hallway and noticed that the floor was flooded.

1848
01:22:37,440 --> 01:22:40,560
I got fucking prone in there.

1849
01:22:40,560 --> 01:22:43,720
They saw the water was coming from our room and quickly woke everyone up.

1850
01:22:43,720 --> 01:22:46,840
I got out of the shower still feeling awful and found that the bathroom floor was ankle

1851
01:22:46,840 --> 01:22:47,840
deep in water.

1852
01:22:47,840 --> 01:22:48,840
Ankle deep?

1853
01:22:48,840 --> 01:22:49,840
God dang.

1854
01:22:49,840 --> 01:22:52,160
That's a lot of water.

1855
01:22:52,160 --> 01:22:53,160
Wait did he keep?

1856
01:22:53,160 --> 01:22:54,160
Was he taking a bath or a shower?

1857
01:22:54,160 --> 01:22:55,160
A shower.

1858
01:22:55,160 --> 01:22:57,680
Why would he just keep going down and draining indefinitely?

1859
01:22:57,680 --> 01:23:00,560
Apparently he had the stopper in or something.

1860
01:23:00,560 --> 01:23:01,560
Geez.

1861
01:23:01,560 --> 01:23:04,560
The water also leaked down and flooded the bar downstairs and caused a lot of damage to

1862
01:23:04,560 --> 01:23:05,560
the cellar.

1863
01:23:05,560 --> 01:23:09,280
Me, my teachers, classmates, students from different classes were all mopping up the

1864
01:23:09,280 --> 01:23:10,280
floor with towels and emptying out-

1865
01:23:10,280 --> 01:23:14,960
I would have been fucking pissed if I had to clean up someone else's fucking mess.

1866
01:23:14,960 --> 01:23:22,360
And emptying them and everything that we could take, water, sinks, toilets, showers, etc.

1867
01:23:22,360 --> 01:23:26,200
After at least an hour of mopping the floor like that and the floors are dry but the damage

1868
01:23:26,200 --> 01:23:27,200
is done.

1869
01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:30,680
Door frames are curling, floors and ceiling are fucked and everyone knows about it.

1870
01:23:30,680 --> 01:23:33,680
My teachers are telling me not to worry and that the insurance will cover the damages

1871
01:23:33,680 --> 01:23:36,240
but my feeling of guilt is immeasurable.

1872
01:23:36,240 --> 01:23:40,000
My teachers and fellow students have cleaned up my mess at 4.30 in the morning.

1873
01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:43,120
My teacher is having to deal with insurance in the hotel and school and I'm terrified

1874
01:23:43,120 --> 01:23:46,240
of having to deal with my parents and my reputation at school.

1875
01:23:46,240 --> 01:23:51,720
I'm very lucky that we didn't get kicked out of the hotel and I hope that this will

1876
01:23:51,720 --> 01:23:52,720
just be forgotten.

1877
01:23:52,720 --> 01:23:53,720
It probably won't.

1878
01:23:53,720 --> 01:23:55,720
Not if you fucking remind everybody.

1879
01:23:55,720 --> 01:23:56,720
Exactly.

1880
01:23:56,720 --> 01:23:57,720
On Reddit.

1881
01:23:57,720 --> 01:23:58,720
Exactly.

1882
01:23:58,720 --> 01:24:02,560
You have to have that clout to get that to you.

1883
01:24:02,560 --> 01:24:03,560
Come on now.

1884
01:24:03,560 --> 01:24:05,680
Shit would be so embarrassing to be the one guy that causes the problems for everyone.

1885
01:24:05,680 --> 01:24:07,480
Waking everybody up at 4.30 in the fucking morning.

1886
01:24:07,480 --> 01:24:08,480
Fucking morning.

1887
01:24:08,480 --> 01:24:09,480
We mopping floors.

1888
01:24:09,480 --> 01:24:11,120
I get up at 4.30 in the morning to go to work.

1889
01:24:11,120 --> 01:24:14,560
Do you think I want to get up and clean some shit like that at 4.30 in the morning?

1890
01:24:14,560 --> 01:24:16,520
Hell no.

1891
01:24:16,520 --> 01:24:18,520
Next one is by impossiblebridge188.

1892
01:24:18,520 --> 01:24:26,440
I'm in my early 30s and have had symptoms of low testosterone for years.

1893
01:24:26,440 --> 01:24:29,760
I had low libido, low energy, and struggling to build muscle at the gym.

1894
01:24:29,760 --> 01:24:30,760
What do you know?

1895
01:24:30,760 --> 01:24:35,240
I don't have low testosterone because I'm fucking hard as a rock consistently.

1896
01:24:35,240 --> 01:24:37,920
I wish I could drop a few fucking notches down.

1897
01:24:37,920 --> 01:24:41,240
You're just thirsty right now.

1898
01:24:41,240 --> 01:24:42,240
It's okay.

1899
01:24:42,240 --> 01:24:43,800
Thirstiest man that's ever lived.

1900
01:24:43,800 --> 01:24:47,160
So about two months ago I decided to start TRT with my primary care physician.

1901
01:24:47,160 --> 01:24:52,240
However, I was also worried about my fertility and testicle shrinkage while on it.

1902
01:24:52,240 --> 01:24:58,720
I asked my doctor for medication to take with my TRT to keep my fertility called HCG.

1903
01:24:58,720 --> 01:24:59,720
Human known.

1904
01:24:59,720 --> 01:25:01,560
I'm just thinking of something else.

1905
01:25:01,560 --> 01:25:06,240
Unfortunately, she couldn't prescribe it because it was made harder to get a few years ago

1906
01:25:06,240 --> 01:25:08,760
and said it would most likely have to come from a urologist now.

1907
01:25:08,760 --> 01:25:09,760
A urologist.

1908
01:25:09,760 --> 01:25:11,000
How dare they?

1909
01:25:11,000 --> 01:25:16,200
So I did a quick Google search of nearby urologists and found one that popped up and asked if

1910
01:25:16,200 --> 01:25:17,520
I could just be referred to him.

1911
01:25:17,520 --> 01:25:22,220
Broke into his house and took his fucking prescription pack.

1912
01:25:22,220 --> 01:25:24,560
She agreed and I was set up for an appointment a month away.

1913
01:25:24,560 --> 01:25:28,480
I started taking the TRT while I waited on my urology appointment about four weeks and

1914
01:25:28,480 --> 01:25:30,560
my libido and erections got crazy good.

1915
01:25:30,560 --> 01:25:31,560
What?

1916
01:25:31,560 --> 01:25:33,600
My balls are the size of grapefruits.

1917
01:25:33,600 --> 01:25:37,680
Dropped out of the size of crepes.

1918
01:25:37,680 --> 01:25:40,480
I also felt like a horny teenager again.

1919
01:25:40,480 --> 01:25:41,480
It was awesome.

1920
01:25:41,480 --> 01:25:43,640
Finally, my urology appointment came up.

1921
01:25:43,640 --> 01:25:47,000
I noticed in the waiting room I was reading reviews for the urologist on Google and he

1922
01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:49,200
had a one and a half star rating for his reviews.

1923
01:25:49,200 --> 01:25:50,200
Fuck.

1924
01:25:50,200 --> 01:25:51,200
What?

1925
01:25:51,200 --> 01:25:52,200
One and a half stars out of what?

1926
01:25:52,200 --> 01:25:53,200
Five?

1927
01:25:53,200 --> 01:25:54,200
Fuck.

1928
01:25:54,200 --> 01:25:57,200
You didn't look at that before?

1929
01:25:57,200 --> 01:25:58,200
Damn dude.

1930
01:25:58,200 --> 01:25:59,200
I didn't think much about it.

1931
01:25:59,200 --> 01:26:02,440
He looked at the reviews and he was like, he'll fuck up your dick.

1932
01:26:02,440 --> 01:26:05,080
My dick hasn't been the same since I came to visit him.

1933
01:26:05,080 --> 01:26:08,800
I didn't think much about it and I just thought it was only there.

1934
01:26:08,800 --> 01:26:14,880
I thought I'm only there to see if I can get some fertility medicine and be on my way.

1935
01:26:14,880 --> 01:26:19,200
During the appointment I asked if I could get prescribed HCG and take my TRT for my

1936
01:26:19,200 --> 01:26:23,120
fertility and he just said he doesn't prescribe it either.

1937
01:26:23,120 --> 01:26:24,120
Motherfucker.

1938
01:26:24,120 --> 01:26:26,080
I'll throw that.

1939
01:26:26,080 --> 01:26:29,240
Not only because the problem with the talk to his appointments is they fucking make you

1940
01:26:29,240 --> 01:26:32,160
wait like six weeks before I got an opening now.

1941
01:26:32,160 --> 01:26:33,680
By the time you get there you're fucking dead.

1942
01:26:33,680 --> 01:26:34,680
Well this is a month away.

1943
01:26:34,680 --> 01:26:35,680
So.

1944
01:26:35,680 --> 01:26:39,120
If you wait like four weeks for a doctor's appointment you're not that fucking busy.

1945
01:26:39,120 --> 01:26:40,120
Yeah.

1946
01:26:40,120 --> 01:26:41,120
Yeah.

1947
01:26:41,120 --> 01:26:46,200
I thought well shoot I guess I'll just talk to him about my TRT then.

1948
01:26:46,200 --> 01:26:49,040
Just break his neck with all the TRT running through my veins.

1949
01:26:49,040 --> 01:26:51,440
I'll put it through this fucking wall.

1950
01:26:51,440 --> 01:26:54,640
I told him it was really helping my libido and erectile dysfunction.

1951
01:26:54,640 --> 01:26:57,880
He looked at me and said TRT doesn't help with erectile dysfunction.

1952
01:26:57,880 --> 01:27:02,840
I didn't really have ED but I said it had been helping with mine.

1953
01:27:02,840 --> 01:27:06,560
He said he wanted to do an exam to me since I thought I was having an erection issue to

1954
01:27:06,560 --> 01:27:07,560
begin with.

1955
01:27:07,560 --> 01:27:08,560
And pull your dick out.

1956
01:27:08,560 --> 01:27:10,560
I didn't expect a whole exam but I agreed.

1957
01:27:10,560 --> 01:27:14,240
So I got that one and a half star.

1958
01:27:14,240 --> 01:27:16,960
I laid on the table with my underwear down and he began his exam.

1959
01:27:16,960 --> 01:27:17,960
Face down ass up.

1960
01:27:17,960 --> 01:27:18,960
Yeah.

1961
01:27:18,960 --> 01:27:22,160
First he grabbed my dick and spread the opening to my ribcage.

1962
01:27:22,160 --> 01:27:23,160
Ow.

1963
01:27:23,160 --> 01:27:24,160
Ow.

1964
01:27:24,160 --> 01:27:26,440
Next thing he did shocked me.

1965
01:27:26,440 --> 01:27:28,440
He fucking kissed me.

1966
01:27:28,440 --> 01:27:33,440
Tough little play.

1967
01:27:33,440 --> 01:27:39,440
I'm gonna go now doctor.

1968
01:27:39,440 --> 01:27:44,360
He pinched under the head of my dick and stretched it far, hard farther than I knew it could

1969
01:27:44,360 --> 01:27:45,360
go.

1970
01:27:45,360 --> 01:27:46,360
Hey man.

1971
01:27:46,360 --> 01:27:47,720
Then this started squeezing up and down my shank.

1972
01:27:47,720 --> 01:27:48,720
What the fuck is you doing?

1973
01:27:48,720 --> 01:27:51,720
I thought I would have lost my shit.

1974
01:27:51,720 --> 01:27:52,720
What the fuck.

1975
01:27:52,720 --> 01:27:57,920
It didn't really hurt but it was uncomfortable.

1976
01:27:57,920 --> 01:27:58,920
No kidding.

1977
01:27:58,920 --> 01:27:59,920
I would have liked to get a female hair please.

1978
01:27:59,920 --> 01:28:02,080
Then he checked for hernias and I was done.

1979
01:28:02,080 --> 01:28:03,960
He said I was all good.

1980
01:28:03,960 --> 01:28:07,160
Whenever I was putting my pants back on I noticed my dick felt sore and also numb.

1981
01:28:07,160 --> 01:28:09,680
I also noticed he didn't wear gloves when he did it.

1982
01:28:09,680 --> 01:28:12,040
I didn't think anything of it as I walked out.

1983
01:28:12,040 --> 01:28:15,160
As I walked to my truck I fell down there again and still felt numb and sore.

1984
01:28:15,160 --> 01:28:18,160
Like an asshole is all bleeding.

1985
01:28:18,160 --> 01:28:22,480
He lost like three fingers up his ass.

1986
01:28:22,480 --> 01:28:24,080
He lost that three seconds of time.

1987
01:28:24,080 --> 01:28:27,880
The doctor stopped the time and took him over.

1988
01:28:27,880 --> 01:28:29,960
I thought it was weird but I had to go back to work.

1989
01:28:29,960 --> 01:28:31,800
I checked the clock and it was three hours later.

1990
01:28:31,800 --> 01:28:34,400
What the fuck was going on?

1991
01:28:34,400 --> 01:28:39,400
Later that day I noticed that I was still feeling the same and also couldn't get an

1992
01:28:39,400 --> 01:28:40,880
erection no matter how hard I tried.

1993
01:28:40,880 --> 01:28:42,480
What the fuck did that doctor do?

1994
01:28:42,480 --> 01:28:43,840
Did he press your voice?

1995
01:28:43,840 --> 01:28:44,840
God damn yeah.

1996
01:28:44,840 --> 01:28:48,560
He hit the fucking thousand dollar fucking pressure points.

1997
01:28:48,560 --> 01:28:51,280
I felt disconnected from my penis.

1998
01:28:51,280 --> 01:28:52,280
Motherfucker.

1999
01:28:52,280 --> 01:28:53,280
I would have lost my shit.

2000
01:28:53,280 --> 01:28:55,960
It's been over a month since my appointment and my penis is still numb.

2001
01:28:55,960 --> 01:28:58,040
So he just fucking broke his dick.

2002
01:28:58,040 --> 01:29:01,240
With total erectile dysfunction with no sign of getting better.

2003
01:29:01,240 --> 01:29:04,960
I've talked to doctors and none of them seem to know what is wrong with my dick.

2004
01:29:04,960 --> 01:29:09,200
The only thing that happened was the stretch and squeeze from the urologist exam.

2005
01:29:09,200 --> 01:29:11,800
He must have broke a vein or something.

2006
01:29:11,800 --> 01:29:14,920
Apparently urologists do the test in a way to check for uh...

2007
01:29:14,920 --> 01:29:15,920
periodic disease.

2008
01:29:15,920 --> 01:29:16,920
I guess it's...

2009
01:29:16,920 --> 01:29:20,080
I've never heard of that disease.

2010
01:29:20,080 --> 01:29:22,120
My dick couldn't handle it apparently.

2011
01:29:22,120 --> 01:29:23,720
Wasn't strong enough.

2012
01:29:23,720 --> 01:29:28,880
My TRT is no longer helping with my libido or refraction.

2013
01:29:28,880 --> 01:29:29,880
Motherfucker.

2014
01:29:29,880 --> 01:29:32,840
I'm hoping I get better but I'm not sure.

2015
01:29:32,840 --> 01:29:35,880
Next time I'll make sure to read the reviews of the doctors before I go to them.

2016
01:29:35,880 --> 01:29:38,480
So that's why he's got that one and a half.

2017
01:29:38,480 --> 01:29:40,560
He broke my fucking dick.

2018
01:29:40,560 --> 01:29:41,560
He breaks dicks.

2019
01:29:41,560 --> 01:29:42,560
That is insane.

2020
01:29:42,560 --> 01:29:45,560
Yeah a little bit.

2021
01:29:45,560 --> 01:29:48,240
Alright next one is by no gas 8462.

2022
01:29:48,240 --> 01:29:50,760
This person fits.

2023
01:29:50,760 --> 01:29:56,360
Grandmother fell ill and I hid it from all of us.

2024
01:29:56,360 --> 01:29:59,560
When we found out she refused to have herself checked and this went on for months as her

2025
01:29:59,560 --> 01:30:01,840
condition got worse and worse.

2026
01:30:01,840 --> 01:30:06,080
Any attempts to urge her to get checked would be met by yelling and snapping back.

2027
01:30:06,080 --> 01:30:08,000
Even items being thrown at people.

2028
01:30:08,000 --> 01:30:12,320
It didn't matter if you were her son or grandson.

2029
01:30:12,320 --> 01:30:15,440
Eventually she ended up to the point where she couldn't even stand and she told me that

2030
01:30:15,440 --> 01:30:18,160
she just wanted to die already.

2031
01:30:18,160 --> 01:30:21,080
Now this grandmother of mine terrorized me my whole life.

2032
01:30:21,080 --> 01:30:22,560
She tried to...

2033
01:30:22,560 --> 01:30:26,520
What you waiting for there?

2034
01:30:26,520 --> 01:30:40,000
People always have that fucking fantasy of like the fucking movie TV show family life

2035
01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:41,000
right?

2036
01:30:41,000 --> 01:30:43,960
Where everyone's so nice and kind to each other.

2037
01:30:43,960 --> 01:30:46,720
The real shit's the real shit.

2038
01:30:46,720 --> 01:30:51,800
The grandma's like I just want to die my bitch hurry the fuck up.

2039
01:30:51,800 --> 01:30:56,200
She tried kicking my mother and I during childhood multiple times and she hated my mother.

2040
01:30:56,200 --> 01:31:00,280
She would instigate fights with me and lie that I hit her or yelled at her siblings and

2041
01:31:00,280 --> 01:31:01,360
my father.

2042
01:31:01,360 --> 01:31:03,960
But I felt like I just couldn't watch her and wither away.

2043
01:31:03,960 --> 01:31:08,040
Nor did I just want to stand idly and watch my father break down more and more as the

2044
01:31:08,040 --> 01:31:10,900
thought of losing his mother.

2045
01:31:10,900 --> 01:31:13,480
So now at her most vulnerable I cared for her.

2046
01:31:13,480 --> 01:31:15,800
Forgot to suck to clean the mountain.

2047
01:31:15,800 --> 01:31:18,160
I moved into her room to watch over her.

2048
01:31:18,160 --> 01:31:19,800
I urged her to keep living.

2049
01:31:19,800 --> 01:31:23,160
I told her the family wouldn't want her gone and that she's too strong and confined.

2050
01:31:23,160 --> 01:31:27,040
I lied to her and told her the family wouldn't want her gone.

2051
01:31:27,040 --> 01:31:32,240
Just opposite of everything you said.

2052
01:31:32,240 --> 01:31:35,760
Long story short after a month she agreed to go to the hospital finally.

2053
01:31:35,760 --> 01:31:36,760
It's cancer.

2054
01:31:36,760 --> 01:31:40,720
I'm the type of person like I'm really not but at the same time I feel like I wish I

2055
01:31:40,720 --> 01:31:41,720
could be.

2056
01:31:41,720 --> 01:31:45,440
That like if someone treats me that badly and like they're like don't you ever help

2057
01:31:45,440 --> 01:31:49,760
me understand me and then they hit by a car I'm like well you do something.

2058
01:31:49,760 --> 01:31:52,760
And watch them drag themselves across the street.

2059
01:31:52,760 --> 01:31:54,960
It's like come on you got it.

2060
01:31:54,960 --> 01:32:00,000
You can drag yourself out of the street.

2061
01:32:00,000 --> 01:32:01,560
All right it's cancer.

2062
01:32:01,560 --> 01:32:02,560
Oh fuck.

2063
01:32:02,560 --> 01:32:04,760
We're too late and it's terminal.

2064
01:32:04,760 --> 01:32:07,940
God dang it grandma all you had to do was go to the fucking hospital.

2065
01:32:07,940 --> 01:32:11,360
But they chose to operate anyway and it was a success.

2066
01:32:11,360 --> 01:32:14,680
They removed as much as they could but nothing could be done with the cancer that had reached

2067
01:32:14,680 --> 01:32:15,840
her head.

2068
01:32:15,840 --> 01:32:19,320
The doctors did everything they could and they believe that she'll have a few more years

2069
01:32:19,320 --> 01:32:22,800
to live with her live her life.

2070
01:32:22,800 --> 01:32:27,000
My dad dedicates the next year of his life to her being with her and taking care of her

2071
01:32:27,000 --> 01:32:31,120
along with hiring two personal nurses to attend to her other needs as she refuses to allow

2072
01:32:31,120 --> 01:32:35,120
me or my father bring her anything such as toilet paper.

2073
01:32:35,120 --> 01:32:40,000
Well just fucking shit's on the floor.

2074
01:32:40,000 --> 01:32:41,640
Take that you son of a bitch.

2075
01:32:41,640 --> 01:32:45,040
Take that you stupid mother fucker.

2076
01:32:45,040 --> 01:32:46,520
Just stand there and just shit herself.

2077
01:32:46,520 --> 01:32:50,720
They want to make this seem like a wholesome story but I can already tell that grandma

2078
01:32:50,720 --> 01:32:53,280
must be the fucking devil.

2079
01:32:53,280 --> 01:32:58,280
Fast forward a year later we find out that she's been taking talking shit behind my father's

2080
01:32:58,280 --> 01:32:59,280
back.

2081
01:32:59,280 --> 01:33:00,280
I told you see I told you.

2082
01:33:00,280 --> 01:33:03,920
Soon enough whenever he's around she badmouths his wife.

2083
01:33:03,920 --> 01:33:05,400
My parents are now divorced.

2084
01:33:05,400 --> 01:33:08,800
To his face and openly says that my half sister isn't her grandchild.

2085
01:33:08,800 --> 01:33:12,680
She's a badger.

2086
01:33:12,680 --> 01:33:16,320
You know what I would do again like I literally wouldn't but I wish I would right.

2087
01:33:16,320 --> 01:33:20,040
I would have a calendar and they're just one more day left.

2088
01:33:20,040 --> 01:33:23,160
Like just like I just pick a random day.

2089
01:33:23,160 --> 01:33:24,160
Just start it.

2090
01:33:24,160 --> 01:33:29,040
This is bye grandma.

2091
01:33:29,040 --> 01:33:33,560
This goes on for months more until my birthday she wakes up gets out of her room causes a

2092
01:33:33,560 --> 01:33:37,760
scene and badmouths my father's wife and daughter to her to their face.

2093
01:33:37,760 --> 01:33:38,840
This was the last straw.

2094
01:33:38,840 --> 01:33:42,920
My father no longer drove over every day to be with her.

2095
01:33:42,920 --> 01:33:47,600
He still pays for her medicines and nurses but he told me that he can't face her anymore.

2096
01:33:47,600 --> 01:33:50,800
It was too much after everything he's done for her the past year.

2097
01:33:50,800 --> 01:33:54,840
I try to mediate but my grandmother sees no issue.

2098
01:33:54,840 --> 01:33:59,880
After all according to her she only badmouth the wife and kid not my father.

2099
01:33:59,880 --> 01:34:03,320
Today her favorite nurse went home to take a one week vacation.

2100
01:34:03,320 --> 01:34:05,880
A temporary nurse came in to take her place.

2101
01:34:05,880 --> 01:34:10,360
She has yelled at both nurses to fuck off and leave the room.

2102
01:34:10,360 --> 01:34:13,240
I swear man some people just don't deserve anything.

2103
01:34:13,240 --> 01:34:16,920
If you want to be a bitch then you're going to be a bitch all by yourself.

2104
01:34:16,920 --> 01:34:17,920
Both are not allowed in.

2105
01:34:17,920 --> 01:34:21,200
She smells like shit because she refuses to let anyone change her diaper.

2106
01:34:21,200 --> 01:34:22,480
Nasty old bitch.

2107
01:34:22,480 --> 01:34:25,120
And whenever I try to convince her she just yells.

2108
01:34:25,120 --> 01:34:30,400
As with before she refuses anyone not female to clean her or take her to the bathroom.

2109
01:34:30,400 --> 01:34:32,280
That one I respect.

2110
01:34:32,280 --> 01:34:34,160
I understand that one.

2111
01:34:34,160 --> 01:34:38,080
More than $100,000 spent the last two years solely on her.

2112
01:34:38,080 --> 01:34:41,080
$100,000 on a cranky old bitch?

2113
01:34:41,080 --> 01:34:45,200
That amount of money in my country could have you living comfortable for years.

2114
01:34:45,200 --> 01:34:50,780
Two years of trying to give a dying old lady a last few good years ends up here.

2115
01:34:50,780 --> 01:34:52,800
With a smelly, angry, spoiled...

2116
01:34:52,800 --> 01:34:59,680
This story is your turn.

2117
01:34:59,680 --> 01:35:02,600
It seemed like it was going to be some redemption story for grandwives.

2118
01:35:02,600 --> 01:35:06,760
Didn't you say the most evil, cruel old lady you could possibly be?

2119
01:35:06,760 --> 01:35:10,880
I tell you man evil people don't fucking die.

2120
01:35:10,880 --> 01:35:17,160
Spoiled grandmother who refuses to listen to me once again.

2121
01:35:17,160 --> 01:35:22,200
One who has told my father he can fuck off if he wants to keep it if he wants as long

2122
01:35:22,200 --> 01:35:25,480
as he keeps paying for her nurses and medications.

2123
01:35:25,480 --> 01:35:27,360
I'm back on my anti-depressive meds now.

2124
01:35:27,360 --> 01:35:30,400
God damn grandma you ruined the whole fucking family.

2125
01:35:30,400 --> 01:35:33,080
I'm having thoughts worse than suicide.

2126
01:35:33,080 --> 01:35:34,080
What's worse than suicide?

2127
01:35:34,080 --> 01:35:35,080
Probably killing her.

2128
01:35:35,080 --> 01:35:38,760
It doesn't seem that bad if I'm being honest with you.

2129
01:35:38,760 --> 01:35:40,520
Who would really believe he killed her?

2130
01:35:40,520 --> 01:35:42,120
She fucking died in her sleep.

2131
01:35:42,120 --> 01:35:44,480
I'm regretting having convinced my grandmother to live.

2132
01:35:44,480 --> 01:35:49,080
I bet you if you tried to kill her she'd somehow fucking get the upper hand in the fucking

2133
01:35:49,080 --> 01:35:50,080
altercation.

2134
01:35:50,080 --> 01:35:53,120
She'd actually rubberdive her in his face.

2135
01:35:53,120 --> 01:35:58,360
Get up at a disadvantage and then they tumble down the stairs and he fucking breaks his

2136
01:35:58,360 --> 01:36:00,360
neck at the bottom of the stairs.

2137
01:36:00,360 --> 01:36:01,360
Fucked up.

2138
01:36:01,360 --> 01:36:07,200
Now he's fucking paralyzed and they decide to put her in the same room that she's staying

2139
01:36:07,200 --> 01:36:15,760
in so that she can just come up to him every night and whisper shit in his ears.

2140
01:36:15,760 --> 01:36:17,320
I told you I could come up with random shit.

2141
01:36:17,320 --> 01:36:18,320
But I can see it.

2142
01:36:18,320 --> 01:36:19,320
I can't picture that.

2143
01:36:19,320 --> 01:36:25,000
In the middle of the night she just gets up out of bed.

2144
01:36:25,000 --> 01:36:27,640
Look what we have here.

2145
01:36:27,640 --> 01:36:30,840
She fucking burns the...like she turns them all around when they can't see them and she

2146
01:36:30,840 --> 01:36:33,840
burns the bag with a cigarette.

2147
01:36:33,840 --> 01:36:38,000
I'm gonna take your diaper off.

2148
01:36:38,000 --> 01:36:46,520
I should have let her die like she wanted.

2149
01:36:46,520 --> 01:36:48,520
The greatest story I've ever heard.

2150
01:36:48,520 --> 01:36:51,120
She just cuts to the chase.

2151
01:36:51,120 --> 01:36:55,120
I should have let this old bitch die.

2152
01:36:55,120 --> 01:36:59,400
I should have shot her if I knew she would kill her with her fucking bulletproof.

2153
01:36:59,400 --> 01:37:02,040
She's a witch.

2154
01:37:02,040 --> 01:37:11,840
I tried to kill her and she fucking flew out the chimney.

2155
01:37:11,840 --> 01:37:12,840
I'll be back.

2156
01:37:12,840 --> 01:37:23,560
Turned out her turn on his grandma was the Baba Yaga.

2157
01:37:23,560 --> 01:37:30,320
The Baba Yaga scared us.

2158
01:37:30,320 --> 01:37:34,240
But she caused endless problems for her nurses, my siblings and I.

2159
01:37:34,240 --> 01:37:36,320
My parents, her own siblings and many others.

2160
01:37:36,320 --> 01:37:43,800
And these last two years she's just waiting for the need.

2161
01:37:43,800 --> 01:37:47,400
At that point I swear if she fell or something and broke her hip they would just let her

2162
01:37:47,400 --> 01:37:49,960
lie there until she died.

2163
01:37:49,960 --> 01:37:50,960
She wouldn't even help.

2164
01:37:50,960 --> 01:37:54,160
She would fucking crawl to the fucking ambulance.

2165
01:37:54,160 --> 01:37:55,160
She would live just fine.

2166
01:37:55,160 --> 01:37:57,280
She would get to the fucking phone somehow.

2167
01:37:57,280 --> 01:38:00,840
Oh man that is a funny story.

2168
01:38:00,840 --> 01:38:01,840
Some people just can't help.

2169
01:38:01,840 --> 01:38:03,880
She's gonna live and outlive.

2170
01:38:03,880 --> 01:38:06,280
She's probably gonna outlive all of them.

2171
01:38:06,280 --> 01:38:08,840
She'll be just the one person at the fucking grave.

2172
01:38:08,840 --> 01:38:09,840
The anger.

2173
01:38:09,840 --> 01:38:10,840
Or the last fucking family member.

2174
01:38:10,840 --> 01:38:13,840
I told you son of a bitch.

2175
01:38:13,840 --> 01:38:15,840
That is hilarious.

2176
01:38:15,840 --> 01:38:21,600
Alright, to a little bit more light hearted one.

2177
01:38:21,600 --> 01:38:26,000
This person is uh, let's see, Alice Chong-Wesson.

2178
01:38:26,000 --> 01:38:30,400
It's a weird one.

2179
01:38:30,400 --> 01:38:34,040
I was listening to a podcast on my earbuds while crocheting and drinking tea.

2180
01:38:34,040 --> 01:38:37,040
Crochet huh?

2181
01:38:37,040 --> 01:38:40,400
She learned it from the old lady.

2182
01:38:40,400 --> 01:38:41,640
Crochet.

2183
01:38:41,640 --> 01:38:43,640
Then I felt the urge to use the bathroom.

2184
01:38:43,640 --> 01:38:46,400
I picked my phone so that the bluetooth connection won't be disrupted.

2185
01:38:46,400 --> 01:38:48,400
And went to business.

2186
01:38:48,400 --> 01:38:53,920
As I finished to turn and flush and slightly tilt my head, that was whenever it happened.

2187
01:38:53,920 --> 01:38:58,200
While flushing, one of my earbuds lost grip and fell into the stream.

2188
01:38:58,200 --> 01:39:01,680
It was gone before I could even process what had just happened.

2189
01:39:01,680 --> 01:39:04,560
My husband heard my scream in disbelief and asked if I was okay.

2190
01:39:04,560 --> 01:39:06,240
I felt quite embarrassed.

2191
01:39:06,240 --> 01:39:08,760
Whenever I told him what had happened, Wesson learned.

2192
01:39:08,760 --> 01:39:11,800
Don't wear wearables while taking a shit.

2193
01:39:11,800 --> 01:39:16,240
They might actually accompany your turds through the depths of the local canal system.

2194
01:39:16,240 --> 01:39:19,800
At least one is left and I can still use it without the other.

2195
01:39:19,800 --> 01:39:21,640
But noise cancelling may not work as well before.

2196
01:39:21,640 --> 01:39:25,040
There were some fucking rats in the sewers just collecting earbuds.

2197
01:39:25,040 --> 01:39:28,040
Like a hundred of them.

2198
01:39:28,040 --> 01:39:32,040
Alright, next one is by girlslug666.

2199
01:39:32,040 --> 01:39:33,040
Okay.

2200
01:39:33,040 --> 01:39:38,920
Today I fucked up by feeding animals behind my job.

2201
01:39:38,920 --> 01:39:41,920
I got my lunch break so I went to the outdoor smoking gazebo thing.

2202
01:39:41,920 --> 01:39:42,920
I work at Walmart.

2203
01:39:42,920 --> 01:39:47,960
I thought you were going to say that I work at Walmart.

2204
01:39:47,960 --> 01:39:50,640
To eat some chicken I had bought at the deli.

2205
01:39:50,640 --> 01:39:53,880
There's a feral cat who's been warming up to me because I feed her scraps.

2206
01:39:53,880 --> 01:39:59,400
So I was ripping chicken bits off and tossing them to her whenever I felt an insanely strong

2207
01:39:59,400 --> 01:40:00,400
bite on my leg.

2208
01:40:00,400 --> 01:40:06,400
I looked down and a scrawny, manly, ugly raccoon attached to my leg.

2209
01:40:06,400 --> 01:40:09,480
I kicked the shit out of the little fucker but it came back to fight me.

2210
01:40:09,480 --> 01:40:15,720
I had to climb up onto the table and call my coworkers to come rescue me.

2211
01:40:15,720 --> 01:40:19,520
I would love to see the video of her having a fist fight with a raccoon on the fucking

2212
01:40:19,520 --> 01:40:22,520
security feed.

2213
01:40:22,520 --> 01:40:27,920
Whole time the little bastard was snarling and speaking guttural raccoon language at

2214
01:40:27,920 --> 01:40:28,920
me.

2215
01:40:28,920 --> 01:40:33,360
I thought you were thinking of fucking feeding you.

2216
01:40:33,360 --> 01:40:36,360
I wonder, I think a cat would beat a raccoon.

2217
01:40:36,360 --> 01:40:39,640
Probably, but I don't know.

2218
01:40:39,640 --> 01:40:41,600
The cat's like, fuck you.

2219
01:40:41,600 --> 01:40:43,000
Like I've seen cats fight, right?

2220
01:40:43,000 --> 01:40:44,000
Like dogs and shit.

2221
01:40:44,000 --> 01:40:47,080
I've never seen a raccoon really fight anything.

2222
01:40:47,080 --> 01:40:48,640
So I think a cat would probably win no problem.

2223
01:40:48,640 --> 01:40:51,240
I guess it also depends on the cat and the raccoon.

2224
01:40:51,240 --> 01:40:55,240
I think it would be the most gangster raccoon that's ever fucking existed.

2225
01:40:55,240 --> 01:40:58,120
My coworker came over and hit it with a stick and it finally ran away.

2226
01:40:58,120 --> 01:40:59,120
God day.

2227
01:40:59,120 --> 01:41:03,000
Animal control was called and they told me to seek urgent care so I drove to the ER where

2228
01:41:03,000 --> 01:41:06,400
I received a very painful shot in the leg and another in the arm.

2229
01:41:06,400 --> 01:41:07,840
I have to go back Monday for another.

2230
01:41:07,840 --> 01:41:10,040
Well, you don't want rabies so there you go.

2231
01:41:10,040 --> 01:41:11,040
Exactly.

2232
01:41:11,040 --> 01:41:12,800
I hate shots but give me all the shots you can give me.

2233
01:41:12,800 --> 01:41:14,960
I don't need rabies.

2234
01:41:14,960 --> 01:41:16,640
Next one is by Live the Nightmare.

2235
01:41:16,640 --> 01:41:19,600
That's the title of it too.

2236
01:41:19,600 --> 01:41:20,600
I lived a nightmare.

2237
01:41:20,600 --> 01:41:22,560
Shit, what do you live with your grandma?

2238
01:41:22,560 --> 01:41:23,560
So I have a...

2239
01:41:23,560 --> 01:41:26,560
I don't know.

2240
01:41:26,560 --> 01:41:27,560
That's a horror story.

2241
01:41:27,560 --> 01:41:30,400
That's sure what it was.

2242
01:41:30,400 --> 01:41:32,360
So I have officially lived a nightmare.

2243
01:41:32,360 --> 01:41:34,040
This is our third time meeting each other.

2244
01:41:34,040 --> 01:41:35,160
The first date was amazing.

2245
01:41:35,160 --> 01:41:36,840
The second date was just great.

2246
01:41:36,840 --> 01:41:38,400
Now it's got to it last night.

2247
01:41:38,400 --> 01:41:40,720
The whole night was going so well.

2248
01:41:40,720 --> 01:41:43,520
We were both having so much fun enjoying each other's company.

2249
01:41:43,520 --> 01:41:46,440
At 1130 we just finished hanging out at one of the clubs.

2250
01:41:46,440 --> 01:41:51,080
I'm not much of a drinker but I have only had two drinks the whole night and I'm a big

2251
01:41:51,080 --> 01:41:53,380
guy so I wasn't feeling it at all.

2252
01:41:53,380 --> 01:41:58,240
We were about to head to another club whenever suddenly I got hit really hard by the need

2253
01:41:58,240 --> 01:42:00,520
to pee out of nowhere.

2254
01:42:00,520 --> 01:42:01,520
That shit is terrifying.

2255
01:42:01,520 --> 01:42:03,680
Because you would just be doing stuff right?

2256
01:42:03,680 --> 01:42:04,680
Yeah.

2257
01:42:04,680 --> 01:42:07,320
Because you're doing all this physical stuff and all of a sudden you really have to fucking

2258
01:42:07,320 --> 01:42:08,320
pee.

2259
01:42:08,320 --> 01:42:09,320
That shit just fucking comes out.

2260
01:42:09,320 --> 01:42:12,400
You might not even make it to the bathroom.

2261
01:42:12,400 --> 01:42:15,120
It's not like a slow build to our pain.

2262
01:42:15,120 --> 01:42:16,120
It's just like instant there.

2263
01:42:16,120 --> 01:42:17,120
You're like, whoa shit.

2264
01:42:17,120 --> 01:42:18,120
I got to piss.

2265
01:42:18,120 --> 01:42:19,120
I gots to fucking go.

2266
01:42:19,120 --> 01:42:22,800
I told her that I needed to pee first.

2267
01:42:22,800 --> 01:42:23,800
And she was like, no problem.

2268
01:42:23,800 --> 01:42:26,800
She opens her mouth.

2269
01:42:26,800 --> 01:42:29,720
Haven't spoken to her since.

2270
01:42:29,720 --> 01:42:31,960
So we started heading to a place that wasn't as busy.

2271
01:42:31,960 --> 01:42:36,160
We got in line and my god it felt like the bouncer knew I had to pee because he was literally

2272
01:42:36,160 --> 01:42:38,200
taking his wee time checking everyone's IDs.

2273
01:42:38,200 --> 01:42:39,200
Damn I fucked up.

2274
01:42:39,200 --> 01:42:41,400
It says shake before you drink.

2275
01:42:41,400 --> 01:42:43,100
Damn.

2276
01:42:43,100 --> 01:42:44,560
I was literally doing the potty dance.

2277
01:42:44,560 --> 01:42:45,560
A true classic.

2278
01:42:45,560 --> 01:42:46,560
Ah yes.

2279
01:42:46,560 --> 01:42:48,480
Everyone knows the famous potty dance.

2280
01:42:48,480 --> 01:42:51,180
We finally got in and I started dashing for the restroom.

2281
01:42:51,180 --> 01:42:55,480
But all of a sudden I couldn't hold on anymore and literally let everyone go as I was running

2282
01:42:55,480 --> 01:42:57,120
to the bathroom.

2283
01:42:57,120 --> 01:42:59,400
Let everything go.

2284
01:42:59,400 --> 01:43:00,400
Now let me tell you.

2285
01:43:00,400 --> 01:43:03,760
I usually am a very calm person and handle situations calmly.

2286
01:43:03,760 --> 01:43:05,920
This is the first time I experienced a panic attack.

2287
01:43:05,920 --> 01:43:08,840
Well yeah you fucking pissed yourself in public.

2288
01:43:08,840 --> 01:43:09,840
Shit is embarrassing.

2289
01:43:09,840 --> 01:43:11,840
It was not a good feeling.

2290
01:43:11,840 --> 01:43:13,320
I bet who the warm stuff was.

2291
01:43:13,320 --> 01:43:17,080
I stood there waiting for her to come out for what felt like an eternity eventually.

2292
01:43:17,080 --> 01:43:20,760
I ran out because I felt like it was a full blown panic.

2293
01:43:20,760 --> 01:43:22,080
He was in full blown panic.

2294
01:43:22,080 --> 01:43:23,080
The fucking bouncer.

2295
01:43:23,080 --> 01:43:24,080
He pissed.

2296
01:43:24,080 --> 01:43:25,080
I'm just like look at him.

2297
01:43:25,080 --> 01:43:26,080
Look at him.

2298
01:43:26,080 --> 01:43:27,080
Look at him.

2299
01:43:27,080 --> 01:43:28,080
Just a weird asshole.

2300
01:43:28,080 --> 01:43:29,680
I didn't even know where I had parked.

2301
01:43:29,680 --> 01:43:33,160
He just ran out in the night and I haven't seen him since.

2302
01:43:33,160 --> 01:43:34,440
I called her in total panic.

2303
01:43:34,440 --> 01:43:35,440
Telling her what had happened.

2304
01:43:35,440 --> 01:43:39,080
I'm at the work and I didn't think I could make up an excuse.

2305
01:43:39,080 --> 01:43:40,640
I just told her outright what happened.

2306
01:43:40,640 --> 01:43:41,640
I pissed myself.

2307
01:43:41,640 --> 01:43:43,920
I really messed up whenever I left.

2308
01:43:43,920 --> 01:43:48,120
I left my dad alone at night in a random bar.

2309
01:43:48,120 --> 01:43:51,520
It's the next morning now and I'm so embarrassed but I feel more ashamed that I left her like

2310
01:43:51,520 --> 01:43:52,520
that.

2311
01:43:52,520 --> 01:43:53,520
I am so disappointed in myself.

2312
01:43:53,520 --> 01:43:54,520
Fuck that man.

2313
01:43:54,520 --> 01:43:55,520
I pissed myself going home.

2314
01:43:55,520 --> 01:43:56,520
TLDR.

2315
01:43:56,520 --> 01:43:59,520
I pissed my pants at the bar and left my day.

2316
01:43:59,520 --> 01:44:00,520
Alright.

2317
01:44:00,520 --> 01:44:06,240
I got a couple more here.

2318
01:44:06,240 --> 01:44:09,880
Next one is by Plain Milk is Good.

2319
01:44:09,880 --> 01:44:14,840
In the past I was going through repeated burnout depression episodes that lasted quite a while.

2320
01:44:14,840 --> 01:44:19,040
The pattern was usually it would last a couple of weeks to a month.

2321
01:44:19,040 --> 01:44:21,800
However the last time it happened lasted around three months.

2322
01:44:21,800 --> 01:44:23,320
From late winter into spring.

2323
01:44:23,320 --> 01:44:27,160
I recently started feeling a whole lot better and thought about maybe turning my life around

2324
01:44:27,160 --> 01:44:28,160
a little bit.

2325
01:44:28,160 --> 01:44:31,480
I had stopped caring for myself and never changed the sheets that I slept on for a whole

2326
01:44:31,480 --> 01:44:32,480
time.

2327
01:44:32,480 --> 01:44:34,840
Like for three months.

2328
01:44:34,840 --> 01:44:35,840
Didn't wash the sheets ever.

2329
01:44:35,840 --> 01:44:37,320
Well at least take a shower every day.

2330
01:44:37,320 --> 01:44:38,320
You'll be alright.

2331
01:44:38,320 --> 01:44:42,360
By the way they're right and it was a nasty sheet.

2332
01:44:42,360 --> 01:44:44,720
You got fucking shit stains all over the fucking sheets.

2333
01:44:44,720 --> 01:44:50,480
Remember that one guy who was constantly fucking, he wouldn't wipe his ass?

2334
01:44:50,480 --> 01:44:51,480
Fat motherfucker.

2335
01:44:51,480 --> 01:44:53,920
His whole family couldn't deal with that anymore?

2336
01:44:53,920 --> 01:44:54,920
Yes.

2337
01:44:54,920 --> 01:44:55,920
It was probably him.

2338
01:44:55,920 --> 01:45:00,200
I woke up early this morning and started cleaning my room.

2339
01:45:00,200 --> 01:45:02,200
Around my room was mostly paper, clothes and clutter.

2340
01:45:02,200 --> 01:45:03,600
It wasn't too bad.

2341
01:45:03,600 --> 01:45:07,480
One thing I failed to notice was that one of my old duvets was wedged in between my

2342
01:45:07,480 --> 01:45:10,120
bed and the wall it lay next to.

2343
01:45:10,120 --> 01:45:15,640
I was dreading picking it up only because I dealt with a mold problem and was almost

2344
01:45:15,640 --> 01:45:21,880
100% sure that the crap ton, there would be a crap ton of it caked on this duvet.

2345
01:45:21,880 --> 01:45:27,560
I procrastinated picking it up for a while but a couple of minutes ago I thought I was

2346
01:45:27,560 --> 01:45:29,160
ready to get rid of the burden.

2347
01:45:29,160 --> 01:45:33,040
So I went to my room, threw on a glove and shimmy the duvet out of the wedge.

2348
01:45:33,040 --> 01:45:35,440
Bad, bad mistake.

2349
01:45:35,440 --> 01:45:38,720
I thought I saw something crawling on it as soon as the duvet was freed.

2350
01:45:38,720 --> 01:45:40,920
Yes, yes I did.

2351
01:45:40,920 --> 01:45:42,360
Spiders.

2352
01:45:42,360 --> 01:45:43,360
Tiny ones like babies.

2353
01:45:43,360 --> 01:45:45,800
Bigger ones, even bigger ones.

2354
01:45:45,800 --> 01:45:50,720
I was genuinely disgusted and dropped it, grabbed whatever was important and left my

2355
01:45:50,720 --> 01:45:51,720
room.

2356
01:45:51,720 --> 01:45:54,840
Hundreds of spiders were just crawling everywhere.

2357
01:45:54,840 --> 01:45:55,840
Jesus Christ.

2358
01:45:55,840 --> 01:45:56,840
I'm actually horrified.

2359
01:45:56,840 --> 01:45:59,840
Yeah, I would be too.

2360
01:45:59,840 --> 01:46:02,680
I'm curled up in another room with a blanket wrapped around me.

2361
01:46:02,680 --> 01:46:06,320
The thought of those skinny spider legs just gives me goosebumps.

2362
01:46:06,320 --> 01:46:09,280
Get a vacuum and just fucking suck them up.

2363
01:46:09,280 --> 01:46:10,280
Do something man.

2364
01:46:10,280 --> 01:46:11,600
Don't leave them there.

2365
01:46:11,600 --> 01:46:14,480
I genuinely felt like setting the room on fire.

2366
01:46:14,480 --> 01:46:19,480
This was definitely a huge fuck you for getting better or maybe just a lesson to take good

2367
01:46:19,480 --> 01:46:20,480
or care of myself.

2368
01:46:20,480 --> 01:46:21,480
I don't even know how to.

2369
01:46:21,480 --> 01:46:23,080
Take good or care of myself?

2370
01:46:23,080 --> 01:46:24,080
Yeah.

2371
01:46:24,080 --> 01:46:25,080
Yeah, no.

2372
01:46:25,080 --> 01:46:29,240
Just for that you don't deserve nothing in life.

2373
01:46:29,240 --> 01:46:30,240
Not being able to write.

2374
01:46:30,240 --> 01:46:32,720
We don't fucking do actual grammar.

2375
01:46:32,720 --> 01:46:33,720
Yeah.

2376
01:46:33,720 --> 01:46:35,320
Uh, next one is by.

2377
01:46:35,320 --> 01:46:36,840
To good or care of myself.

2378
01:46:36,840 --> 01:46:38,880
Good care.

2379
01:46:38,880 --> 01:46:39,880
Good or care.

2380
01:46:39,880 --> 01:46:40,880
Cheer us.

2381
01:46:40,880 --> 01:46:41,880
Cheer us.

2382
01:46:41,880 --> 01:46:42,880
Chia or Chia.

2383
01:46:42,880 --> 01:46:43,880
Yeah, cheer us.

2384
01:46:43,880 --> 01:46:48,880
Where's the Chitara sister in the line of stuff?

2385
01:46:48,880 --> 01:46:51,880
You know, the Thundercats?

2386
01:46:51,880 --> 01:46:58,440
Alright, so this person puts, um, recently I've gotten into the habit of barking whatever

2387
01:46:58,440 --> 01:47:00,880
my dog does.

2388
01:47:00,880 --> 01:47:02,200
I don't know why I just do.

2389
01:47:02,200 --> 01:47:03,200
She barks at me.

2390
01:47:03,200 --> 01:47:04,200
I bark back.

2391
01:47:04,200 --> 01:47:05,400
That's just how it is.

2392
01:47:05,400 --> 01:47:11,920
This was, uh, this has bought cause I guess it's supposed to be this has not caused any

2393
01:47:11,920 --> 01:47:14,120
trouble until today.

2394
01:47:14,120 --> 01:47:16,440
They don't have spell not.

2395
01:47:16,440 --> 01:47:17,440
What they spell it like?

2396
01:47:17,440 --> 01:47:18,440
Bot.

2397
01:47:18,440 --> 01:47:19,440
Bot.

2398
01:47:19,440 --> 01:47:20,440
B-O-T.

2399
01:47:20,440 --> 01:47:21,680
B-O-T.

2400
01:47:21,680 --> 01:47:23,840
This has bot caused any trouble.

2401
01:47:23,840 --> 01:47:24,840
B-O-T.

2402
01:47:24,840 --> 01:47:25,840
Like a robot?

2403
01:47:25,840 --> 01:47:26,840
Yeah.

2404
01:47:26,840 --> 01:47:27,840
Instead of not.

2405
01:47:27,840 --> 01:47:28,840
N-O-T.

2406
01:47:28,840 --> 01:47:30,840
I guess it's just the wrong letter.

2407
01:47:30,840 --> 01:47:31,840
It's not that bad.

2408
01:47:31,840 --> 01:47:32,840
Yeah.

2409
01:47:32,840 --> 01:47:33,840
I'm just saying that's the reason.

2410
01:47:33,840 --> 01:47:35,720
I want to sound right.

2411
01:47:35,720 --> 01:47:36,720
I said it right in where.

2412
01:47:36,720 --> 01:47:37,720
W-E-A-R.

2413
01:47:37,720 --> 01:47:38,720
I wrote W-H-E-R-E.

2414
01:47:38,720 --> 01:47:39,720
Like the place?

2415
01:47:39,720 --> 01:47:40,720
Yeah.

2416
01:47:40,720 --> 01:47:41,720
Instead of the clothing, where?

2417
01:47:41,720 --> 01:47:47,880
So I was watching a show with my dog whenever I heard the doorbell ring.

2418
01:47:47,880 --> 01:47:52,720
I thought it was my brother since I was, uh, since I saw him leaving earlier and was expecting,

2419
01:47:52,720 --> 01:47:56,440
uh, wasn't expecting anyone else to call by.

2420
01:47:56,440 --> 01:47:59,920
My dog starts barking like crazy and runs to the door while I go to answer it.

2421
01:47:59,920 --> 01:48:06,600
I open the door and without thinking, I'm, a full on proper bark, I look up, the man

2422
01:48:06,600 --> 01:48:10,160
was not the sixteen year old I was expecting.

2423
01:48:10,160 --> 01:48:15,000
In fact, he was some random fifty year old man I had never met before in my life.

2424
01:48:15,000 --> 01:48:17,800
He stares at me for a few seconds in shock.

2425
01:48:17,800 --> 01:48:19,840
Behind him is a group of people in their suits laughing.

2426
01:48:19,840 --> 01:48:24,860
I do not know these people at all, nor do I recognize them.

2427
01:48:24,860 --> 01:48:27,000
He starts talking about elections and whatnot.

2428
01:48:27,000 --> 01:48:30,120
I don't know what, uh, wasn't listening at this point.

2429
01:48:30,120 --> 01:48:31,880
And each time I answered, I laughed.

2430
01:48:31,880 --> 01:48:35,320
Eventually I apologized and said that I was sorry for barking at him and thought that

2431
01:48:35,320 --> 01:48:36,800
he was my brother.

2432
01:48:36,800 --> 01:48:39,160
He starts laughing and I get my mom.

2433
01:48:39,160 --> 01:48:43,360
Nothing much happens from there except for me trying to not curl up and die.

2434
01:48:43,360 --> 01:48:46,800
The only reason I'm so bothered is because I keep thinking about it.

2435
01:48:46,800 --> 01:48:49,120
Like it's funny, but oh my God, I'll never live it down.

2436
01:48:49,120 --> 01:48:51,160
Yeah, it's usually it's gonna bother you.

2437
01:48:51,160 --> 01:48:53,280
Don't live it down, don't you worry.

2438
01:48:53,280 --> 01:48:54,440
Usually that's the way it goes though.

2439
01:48:54,440 --> 01:48:57,720
Usually it's more like there's times that you'll just be laying there in bed.

2440
01:48:57,720 --> 01:49:00,560
It's like, like here's, here's the crazy thing.

2441
01:49:00,560 --> 01:49:06,040
Like in life, everyone usually forgets other people's random bullshit they've done.

2442
01:49:06,040 --> 01:49:07,920
It's only yourself that you're like, fuck.

2443
01:49:07,920 --> 01:49:11,360
Like you'll think of that embarrassing thing that you did like 20 years ago, but they're

2444
01:49:11,360 --> 01:49:12,640
also laying in their own bed.

2445
01:49:12,640 --> 01:49:13,640
Exactly.

2446
01:49:13,640 --> 01:49:14,640
Worry about their own stuff.

2447
01:49:14,640 --> 01:49:16,480
So, you know, it's, it's a universal thing.

2448
01:49:16,480 --> 01:49:17,800
Alrighty.

2449
01:49:17,800 --> 01:49:20,800
And last one for today is unless you're on the fucking internet, you know, two girls,

2450
01:49:20,800 --> 01:49:21,800
one cub.

2451
01:49:21,800 --> 01:49:22,800
You don't ever gonna live that down.

2452
01:49:22,800 --> 01:49:26,440
They can't because it's been buried in other people's brains.

2453
01:49:26,440 --> 01:49:29,760
Well, going on that topic.

2454
01:49:29,760 --> 01:49:34,280
This is by chunky bloody queefs.

2455
01:49:34,280 --> 01:49:35,280
Gross.

2456
01:49:35,280 --> 01:49:36,280
Yeah.

2457
01:49:36,280 --> 01:49:41,160
So currently sitting on my couch contemplating my life after what had just occurred.

2458
01:49:41,160 --> 01:49:45,240
The last few days I had a really nasty cold and I've been surviving off of Dayquil.

2459
01:49:45,240 --> 01:49:50,920
The medicine usually makes my brain a little foggy, which I was, which I am chalking up

2460
01:49:50,920 --> 01:49:52,920
this incident to.

2461
01:49:52,920 --> 01:49:58,360
I was finishing up going number two in my bathroom and grab some TP wipe doing my business.

2462
01:49:58,360 --> 01:50:04,400
Whenever I feel a big glob of snot coming out of my nostril and roll down my upper lip

2463
01:50:04,400 --> 01:50:06,920
out of reflex or instinct.

2464
01:50:06,920 --> 01:50:07,920
He licked it.

2465
01:50:07,920 --> 01:50:08,920
I took the tip.

2466
01:50:08,920 --> 01:50:13,640
It took the TP in my hand that had already been used and wiped the snot off.

2467
01:50:13,640 --> 01:50:14,640
Damn.

2468
01:50:14,640 --> 01:50:18,080
I effectively wiped shit around my mouth and nose.

2469
01:50:18,080 --> 01:50:19,440
Gross.

2470
01:50:19,440 --> 01:50:25,360
I have spent the last 15 minutes using soap and hot water to scrub my face, but I still

2471
01:50:25,360 --> 01:50:26,520
feel absolutely disgusting.

2472
01:50:26,520 --> 01:50:29,440
Ollie, just now stop screaming.

2473
01:50:29,440 --> 01:50:30,440
Just to type this out.

2474
01:50:30,440 --> 01:50:31,440
That was like the shortest one.

2475
01:50:31,440 --> 01:50:37,880
He's like, yeah, I wiped my ass and then I wiped my nose with my ass.

2476
01:50:37,880 --> 01:50:40,840
Oh, imagine getting that smell out.

2477
01:50:40,840 --> 01:50:42,880
Imagine getting the taste.

2478
01:50:42,880 --> 01:50:45,440
You'll never get it out of your fucking brain.

2479
01:50:45,440 --> 01:50:53,040
Do you like that for the rest of your just every time you basically.

2480
01:50:53,040 --> 01:50:54,040
Yeah.

2481
01:50:54,040 --> 01:51:05,160
Well, that's all I got for red it's what shit tastes like.

2482
01:51:05,160 --> 01:51:12,160
Let's find out next time on the podcast and the way to be the one with all this shit sitting

2483
01:51:12,160 --> 01:51:15,520
here fucking insane.

2484
01:51:15,520 --> 01:51:16,520
That's only if you get tres less.

2485
01:51:16,520 --> 01:51:17,520
Okay.

2486
01:51:17,520 --> 01:51:22,240
It looks the same as you're going in as it does coming out.

2487
01:51:22,240 --> 01:51:23,240
No kidding.

2488
01:51:23,240 --> 01:51:27,160
But anything else that before we head out tonight?

2489
01:51:27,160 --> 01:51:28,160
No, that's it.

2490
01:51:28,160 --> 01:51:29,160
Cool.

2491
01:51:29,160 --> 01:51:31,440
We will see you guys on the next ideas.

2492
01:51:31,440 --> 01:51:35,160
Till next time for more bad time, more bad channel.

2493
01:51:35,160 --> 01:51:36,160
Sorry.

2494
01:51:36,160 --> 01:51:37,160
I don't know.

2495
01:51:37,160 --> 01:51:38,160
I can't do it now.

2496
01:51:38,160 --> 01:51:43,080
I can't do it.