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Hello and welcome back to another Movies, Games, Comic Books, Anime and more Weekly.

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All right, so I was on Macs and cycling through and I found an interesting new DC animated

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movie called Justice League Crisis on Infinite Earths Part 1.

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Now I thought it was brand brand new, but they actually dropped back in January 9th

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of this year.

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So I'm like, damn, I'm late to the game because of part two and three already out on Amazon

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Prime, but you got to buy them.

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I'm like, I can't wait.

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So is it based off of the original comic book?

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I'm assuming not, because it doesn't seem like it.

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No.

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Like it just bounces like it.

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It has the trippiest like a scene change I've seen in a long time, because like I'm going

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to tell you the story from plot line to plot line instead of like how it was sequentially,

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because if I do it sequentially, I'd be like, what is fucking happening?

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Because this is what I was thinking the whole movie through.

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So it starts off at the very beginning with Barry Allen waking up in his laboratory after

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the accident that gave him his powers.

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He wakes up just like, what's going on?

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I don't understand what's happening.

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And some random old guys in the shadows saying like, the beginning, this is the beginning.

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And like Barry Allen has that thing where he did like you shake your head like you think

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you, you see something in the distance and you're a little bit groggy.

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So you clear your mind, your mind, and you look back up and it's gone.

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That's what the old man, they just dipped.

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So then you follow Barry Allen as he meets Iris West.

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That's her name, right?

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The chick that he starts dating.

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And you see their relationship progress little by little.

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Like first they meet at this diner she works at, then they're dating, then they're getting

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talking about their wedding and then they're getting married.

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So you follow them throughout that.

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And along with that, he followed him in one of his first adventures where he ends up fighting

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the robot Amazo.

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And he gets rocked by Amazo bad and Superman jumps in to save him and Superman gets rocked

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by Amazo bad.

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So the green arrow comes in and saves him and they all just escape instead of saving

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him because this Amazo drained the powers of a little bit of the Flash, but a lot of

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Superman and Superman is just knocked cold.

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And so he's so beat up that they need to take him to a hospital somewhere, but he doesn't

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want to go to Star Labs, which is what their first suggestion was because they tend to

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dissect alien species.

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So they go to Wayne Manor and Barry Allen, the Flash and Oliver West's green arrow are

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confused.

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Like why are we at Bruce Wayne's house?

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And they come to find out that he's Batman.

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This is like the very formation of the Justice League.

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And they're all like, Superman's like, hey Bruce, it's like, get him inside, I'm Batman.

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And so they're talking about what they should do about Amazo and Barry Allen suggested they

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should start a super team because he saw it on a different Earth, a parallel Earth, because

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his designated Earth is Earth One and he had been to another place called Earth Two that

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had a super team.

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So he wants to do that for this one.

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So they're all like bet, so they get another group of superheroes to like flesh out the

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team.

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They get Vixen, that one chick that could like get like the powers of an animal and

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Martian Manhunter.

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And they try to recruit Hal Jordan and he's like, fuck you, fuck the Justice League, fuck

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your stupid cow, fuck your stupid face.

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And he just fucking dips.

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I'm like, God damn it.

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And like, Oliver's like, what a dick.

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And Oliver's usually like, yeah, what a fucking asshole.

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So they end up at a press conference at this, you know, like that one show, Justice Friends

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or whatever it was, long time ago.

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Oh, the Super Friends.

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Yeah, where it was that one like building, like some random city.

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That's the building that they, that Batman bought for the team.

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The one that they always make fun of on Family Guy.

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And he's like, I bought it for a song.

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And I'm like, what do you mean?

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But I was still, he never explained what that meant.

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Like he bought the building for a song.

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And I don't know what the fuck that means to this day.

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So during the press conference, everything's going all great.

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And then a truck comes out of the horizon and just starts about to smash into them.

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And Amazo ends up attacking them with Lex Luthor behind them.

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And they're fighting the Amazo and they're getting their ass beat because he can just

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drain their power like a proximity effect.

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So the minute they get into proximity, anyone with superpowers is getting wrecked.

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So for Oliver and Batman and the Flash is like, I got an idea.

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Because earlier this guy named Professor Ivo, who created Amazo, had tried to stop him during

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the earlier confrontation with the three of them.

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Green Arrow, the Flash and Superman.

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And he thinks that if he can get Ivo to come talk to the robot, that maybe he could convince

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it to stop because he notices, the Flash noticed that he was not trying to kill anybody.

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Amazo was.

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And then you come to find out that he is programmed to heal or extend human life perpetually.

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That's his program because Professor Ivo contracted a disease, especially Benjamin Button.

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He ages faster than normal.

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Or I guess he ages in reverse.

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So it's not really Benjamin Button because Benjamin Button ages in reverse.

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He's a crippled old man.

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He became a young little kid.

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So he just aged faster.

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He's like 36 and he looks like 93.

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And so Amazo, Lex Luthor had tricked Amazo into thinking that by draining the superheroes

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of their abilities and their meta energy basically, that he could heal people indefinitely.

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And so he's just lying to him.

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Just being Lex Luthor.

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So eventually he finds that Amazo tries to use the meta powers of the heroes because

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he's winning.

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Like they're all drained as hell.

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Superman is like, I don't know how much more I got.

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And like Martian Manhatchers all fucked up too.

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And so I guess it was only three in there.

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There should be four with powers.

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The flesh wasn't there because he ran away to find Professor Ivo.

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And he gives his energy, his meta energy to Professor Ivo and Professor Ivo dies and Amazo

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loses his fucking shit.

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And he destroys Lex Luthor because he was in a power suit.

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And he comes to find out that Professor Ivo was actually given the disease by Lex Luthor

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to force him to use his intelligence to build the robot that would...

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He tricked him into thinking that he made this robot to fix all human diseases.

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But he was circumventing it to take all meta powers because he wanted the powers for himself

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because that loser is just being insane.

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The funny part is when they take Lex Luthor away, they put him in a Hannibal Lecter type

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fucking suit where he's got a muzzle around his mouth and I'm like, what the fuck?

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He's not a fucking animal.

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You just start taking bites out of people.

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Yeah, like going by...

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It's all changed.

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It's one of those things where you chain them up and you take them on a dolly away.

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You could just put them in handcuffs and throw them to the back of the car.

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It's not a bad human.

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Yeah, it was the most overdone way to arrest Lex Luthor I've ever seen.

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The Hannibal Lecter treatment.

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They shouldn't have made it where like...

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They had Professor Ivo in the hospital, the ambulance, and they were reeling him in and

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then in the background you see Lex Luthor getting reeled away.

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So I'm like, what the fuck?

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This doesn't make much sense.

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The juxtaposition was hilarious.

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You see the sad old man dead and Ivo's all upset and you see fucking Lex Luthor dragged

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across the screen.

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I'm like, what the fuck?

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So Amazel, I guess he kills himself.

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He actually dies of a broken heart because Professor Ivo died.

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He's like, no.

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And he just powers down forever.

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Oh my God.

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So then the story jumps to the wedding of the Flash and Iris West and all of a sudden

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this woman called the Harbinger comes in and says, we need your help Barry Allen.

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And so he gets sent to this like, I guess this center of the universe of all creation

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where they meet the monitor and the monitor looks like Vandal Savage, fuck Thanos, and

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had a son because he looks like the combination of Thanos and Vandal Savage.

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I kid you not.

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He's purple with fucking the mutton chops.

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Purple?

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He's purple with mutton chops.

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Looks like Thanos and Vandal Savage put together.

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Even in the comic books, I think he's what pink or like a light colored pink.

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I don't remember, but he's purple as fuck.

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Purple?

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And so they all get up there and he gathers heroes from every planet in existence.

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And you start seeing these weird things that have changed.

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The Batman from Earth One that we know from the Amazel storyline meets Robin, no meets

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Nightwing from a different, no he meets Robin from a different universe.

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He's like, oh Bruce, it's been so long.

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How you been?

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Because in his universe, Batman's dead.

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He's been dead.

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And then he meets, I need you to meet the Huntress and you turn out the Huntress is his daughter.

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Like something, like I forgot her name is, but it's something Wayne and she became the

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Huntress in that universe.

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Like you've been dead for so long Batman, it's nice to see you again.

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Batman's like, what the fey, a kid?

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I always use a condom.

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Like mad as hell.

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Until the God damn him.

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Still, if you guys ever know, he still wore his helmet, his head when he fucked, he still

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bad man.

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That's so goofy.

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Like he didn't even take his helmet off.

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Like his whole cowl on top of it.

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Like he just, that and his butt ass naked.

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With the cowl still.

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Which is the funniest shit.

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She said like, keep the mask on.

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I'm Batman.

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Or she was the one that wanted him to keep the mask on.

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I don't know.

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Okay.

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So you see, you start seeing like, I was like, I just a bunch of random like characters,

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some of them I don't even know who they were.

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And of course the question pops up, right?

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And as the monitor is talking, the question, like I got some questions for you first.

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How the hold on.

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And he, he does give you some, he does ask some like actually pertinent questions because

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they come to find out that there's this company called the, like the, I forgot what it's called

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in the movie, but it's like, it's like an anti-matter wave that just disintegrates.

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It is like a massive wave that goes through every single universe and just destroys the

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earth.

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And apparently the earth is the, the center of the, cause he asked like, why is the earth

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so important out of every planet in the universe?

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And he's like, whenever earth falls, every other universe falls.

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Cause wasn't it, uh, Oa is the center of the universe, but earth is the center of the multiverse.

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If I'm cause I'm trying to remember DC lore at this point, cause Oa is where the, the

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green lanterns are and that's the center of the universe.

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But then the center of the multiverse itself is earth.

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That's why everything always happens fucking on earth and not on Oa.

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It's like the Florida of the ages.

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Everything happens in Florida.

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So he asked, so he's asking like, so yeah, the monitor says like, earth is the, like

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the, the first, like if it falls, everything else falls.

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And I had a question too.

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I'm like, okay, so why do you need superheroes?

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If it's an antimatter wave, why'd you have a bunch of scientists?

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Like the smartest scientists that ever lived, like I've, Albert Einstein and stuff.

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Right.

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And then he answered my question cause I had it in my head right after that.

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He's like, uh, now some of you are some of the greatest scientific minds to ever live.

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So I need, so basically what he does is he separates two teams.

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He has all the smartest superheroes ever, the smartest scientific minds of all time,

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like Mr. Terrific and Batman and, uh, uh, Wonder Woman from Themyscira and, uh, Ted

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Korg, the blue beetle.

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They're trying to come up with a solution to stop the, the antimatter wave.

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Everyone else is on construction duty that whatever they decide to do, they have to build

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it.

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So I'm like, they should have just got a bunch of Mexicans.

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It would have been a simpler plan.

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Cause they took a forever to build the device that they needed.

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Even with Superman, I'm like, you guys are taking way too long.

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If you had Miguel on this team, it would have been fucking done.

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What is y'all doing?

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The new blue beetle?

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Like where's all the super?

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Jaime would have had that shit done today.

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So they come up with this plan after, cause they're all arguing, right?

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And uh, uh, uh, fucking the flash comes in.

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He's like, here's some coffee for everybody.

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And apparently he can phase through his mind through different points of re of, uh, time

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that he's been to.

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So he can phase in and out to different places.

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And so they're like, my God, brilliant.

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Cause he, he found this coffee that was amazing on this different planet.

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And uh, he just faced back there, remembered the recipe and came back and they're all like,

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this is the greatest coffee we've had in my fucking life.

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And uh, they're like, oh, that's perfect.

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So what they plan to do is they plan to do these huge devices that would cause a vibrational

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like a humming thing, like a vibration that would phase.

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They would basically the flash phase where like he phases through walls and stuff that

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would phase every earth from getting hit with the anti-matter wave.

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And so it would just go past the, the, the built the, uh, the earth and not damage it

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at all.

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So they're like, we just need to build it in time.

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And then like once, cause once the first one's built, the rest of them will be like, it'll

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cause their own shock wave that will reverberate throughout the rest of the earth.

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But then for some reason, the anti-matter wave starts going faster.

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So we didn't calculate for this.

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What the fuck?

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So it's about to hit the first earth like that.

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And then the flash is like, no, this can't happen.

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So he goes and runs to, uh, to Iris West and he says, I'm so sorry.

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He's like, oh, as long as we had each other, blah, blah, blah.

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He's like, no, fuck this shit.

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It's basically like, fuck.

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So he phases himself so fast that he creates a time bubble for him and Iris at the first

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earth where the first device is.

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And you find out that he spends the rest of his life like they end up there in this bubble

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until they go and turn into really old man and wife and they build the machine by themselves

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in that bubble bubble while everything else has pretty much stopped in time.

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Yeah.

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So he's been spending like fucking 60 years.

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He's like a 92 year old man, so he has to the flesh.

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Got to wake up in the morning.

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Cause I saw them getting dressed right for work.

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I'm like, they're still working at 60.

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Like 92 years old.

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Man, the economy must be the shit.

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Cause they never told you why they were going to work.

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Yeah.

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Like Iris was getting ready.

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Like she was a handy woman and he was like, well, better go to work.

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And he's like, he went into the fucking basement and started running on a treadmill.

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And I'm like, what the fuck is going on?

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They're still working at 97.

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They had no savings.

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That's what, cause they never show.

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I didn't tell you why they were working.

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Yeah.

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They were in this bubble and they were trying to build a device themselves with the time

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stopped just by themselves.

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And they had a Maisel's head.

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They had, they had woken a Maisel again to help them fix it, to power the machine or

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like coordinate or like, he was like the mainframe to make the machine turn on.

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So a Maisel was like, I'm back.

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I got a purpose now, but just his head for some reason.

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I don't know what the fuck the rest of his body was.

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I don't remember.

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That way you can't fight back.

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Well, he wouldn't have fought back anyway.

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He's a good guy.

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He was just misguided.

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But he just had his head for some reason.

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So every day the flash would wake up and he would run on the treadmill to give a little

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bit more power to the device.

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It's like, cause he was the only power source.

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And then him and Iris would be building the, cause it's a huge fucking like, it's one of

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those like, you know, those like a forks that are like a vibration force.

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Like a tinning fork.

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Yeah.

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It's like that, but on a giant scale.

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So they built that by themselves for fucking years.

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And he's like, well, and then Iris dies of all the edge.

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Oh, fuck.

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And so him and Amazer are like, it's going to work.

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Amazer was like, I have no idea.

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And he's like, bet.

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And they go for it.

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And it just happens to work.

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And like they phase.

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It works.

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They phase through it.

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Every planet phases through the antimatter wave.

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The antimatter wave was like, fuck.

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And cause they say like, it doesn't make any sense.

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It's like a non like living thing.

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So why would the antimatter wave go faster knowing that they have a plan now to fix the,

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or to solve the problem.

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So of course there's going to be someone behind it.

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So then Barry Allen, like you come to find out that the reason Barry Allen kept phasing

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cause in the movie he phases back and forth to different like points in his timeline because

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he's phasing like mentally through every phase or every timeline.

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And like, that's why the sequence is so fucking weird.

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Like he'll phase like, the way I'm telling you the story is not how it happened.

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He would phase from the point of phasing Amazer, then he would phase to the future.

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Then he would phase back to a point talking to, during his wedding.

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They would phase to a point of him and Iris at the, at the diner when they first meet.

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Then he would phase to another point and they would be like the conference, the meeting,

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the press conference for the Justice League formation.

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They would phase back to like the antimatter thing.

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I'm like, what the fuck is going on?

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That's what the movie was like.

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Him phasing like different points of his life.

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And so he phases, like I guess he like, he caused some great time crime and like someone's

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gonna come after him forever.

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Like he talks to the Spectre cause the Spectre makes a cameo.

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He's like, you committed a great crime.

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And like, who the fuck, a bear's like, who the fuck are you?

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Like I'm Spectre.

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And then Spectre talks to the monitor too and he's like, they had like a better, I don't

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know what the fuck was going on.

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It's like a weird cameo with the Spectre.

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And Barry Allen, so there was this old guy that kept bothering Barry Allen throughout

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every phase of this timeline.

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He would always come in like, Barry, you have to stop, the world's gonna be destroyed.

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He's like, what the fuck are you talking about?

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And this old man would show up constantly for whatever reason.

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He would just constantly show up.

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And Barry Allen as an old man was phasing through different timelines.

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He ended up in this like prehistoric era, right?

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With these weird fucking two guys, like they're in like super leather clothing, right?

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Just like loincloths and like a helmet.

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And like one has a fucking collar with a leash attached to the other guy.

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Like the weirdest gay couple I've ever seen in prehistoric times, you know?

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And Barry Allen's like, it's you.

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And then Barry Allen just disappears.

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Like the phantom snap, the dusting, and he's just gone.

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And it's just so fucking weird.

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Like there's a cliffhanger at the end where a bunch of people start phasing away.

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Like something happened in a certain point in history that wasn't supposed to happen.

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So future time or future things no longer exist.

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Like you know that brainiac 3000 from like the 31st century?

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Like he starts disappearing, some other chick disappears.

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Supergirl from the 21st century is like, what the fuck's going on?

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And I'm like, what is part one?

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So there's actually three parts to this.

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It seems to me like they're trying to combine Crestacean, Infinite Earths, and Zero Hour

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together.

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I mean.

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One of the coolest parts of the story was when he ended up on Earth 3, or what he called

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Earth 3 at the time, was the crime syndicate world where like an evil version of every

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superhero took over the planet.

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And they became the government.

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And like you had like instead of Superman it's like Ultraman.

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Ultraman.

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And then Wonder Woman is Superwoman and then Batman's Alman.

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And my favorite character was Johnny Quick, was the flash of their universe.

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And you come to find out that if you kill other people with Speed Force, the Speed Force

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opens up for you more.

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So kind of like the one from Jet Li, he had killed every other speedster on their planet

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with the help of the other team.

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So he was the fastest like the fastest person ever in that universe.

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And when Barry got there, his Speed Force got cut in half because now they were sharing

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it.

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I found that a pretty cool little like tidbit I never knew like.

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So yeah, if the Flash were to kill all the other Flashes, he'd be the fastest Flash

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to ever Flash.

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The really messed up one though, because out of all the crimes syndicate, I don't know

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if it's going to be that way in this Crisis on Infinite Earths one.

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But in the comic books, there's a person named Power Ring, which is the Green Lantern equivalent.

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And that ring just locks him up all the time where it's constantly causing him pain.

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Because it never wants to.

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It's almost like a parasite.

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Really?

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Yeah, for the crime syndicate.

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It didn't show anything.

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Like he well.

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So on Earth three, Barry only gets caught by the super by the crime syndicate and they

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get taken to their fucking headquarters, which is the same place basically.

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And they're about to kill him because they put him on trial.

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And they come to find out they're actually like 100% bored of this new world.

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They had conquered everybody, beaten everything, and they're just bored.

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They're super powerful and bored.

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So when they find out that Barry's from a different universe, they want Johnny Quick

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to find a way to get to that one and conquer that one as well.

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And then like all of a sudden the old man shows up and he's like, that ain't happening.

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And he like does some weird trick to everybody.

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And they come to find out.

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And they're like the anti matter the anti matter wave hits the earth first and they're like,

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fuck.

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And so Barry Allen and them try to help as many people as they can.

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But it's there's nothing they could do.

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Yeah, like Ultraman's fucking great plan was to slam into the fucking anti matter wave with

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this little I can punch this shit and he fucking disintegrated.

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Even the comics.

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He also snores crew.

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What do you call it?

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Kryptonite.

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Does he?

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For his power.

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Crazy.

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Just snores the shit like cocaine.

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All the all the villain.

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It's funny because like they come off as real bad people.

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Right.

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And there's a point where one of the skyscrapers next to their headquarters is coming down

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and you see Ultraman catch it and like he makes it like sit back up.

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Right.

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You're like, oh, so he's not that bad way.

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And he tips it over to fall the other way because he didn't want to land on his headquarters.

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Fuck this shit.

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It looks like he's saving them.

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Right.

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Yeah.

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And then he does.

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He dips that bitch the other way.

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And so it's funny because so they are they all so Ultraman like, fuck it, let's just

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slam into this thing.

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So they all try to attack the Antimatter Wave power ring gets stuck underneath this bridge

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and he's like, and he gets fucking disintegrated.

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Superwoman two just accepts her fate.

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And then Barry Allen is talking to Alman.

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He's like, Alman, you're a strategist.

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Like there has to be a way.

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Like sometimes the only way is to just go.

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He basically says like, like there's no other option that it's too late for them.

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So Alman just slams himself into the fucking building.

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I'm like, OK.

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So him and Johnny Quick are running, trying to get away from the the the Antimatter Wave.

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And you sort of feel like Johnny Quick is not as bad as his contemporaries.

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Like you get that feeling when he's talking to Barry Allen and like he just ends up sacrificing

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himself to give Barry Allen enough speed force to get out of there and back to his world.

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And so that's basically the whole movie.

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I told you an easier way to understand it than I had to because he was not in this world

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or at all.

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Yeah.

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Every scene was a different scene from a different era at a time.

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That is very jarring.

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It was.

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Huh.

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So that is it for the first one.

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Once part two and three come out, I'll get those as well.

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And next week I'll probably be covering the the the Whedon versus Snyder Justice League.

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That or there's a documentary on the you ever heard about that guy in Japan back in the

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late 90s that was trapped in a hotel.

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No he was trapped in a room as a contestant and he was made to he was asked to fill out

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sweepstakes entries and he could only have the items that he won sent to head sent to

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the apartment so he could only survive on those things.

479
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:49,760
And so until he accumulated enough money's worth of sweepstakes like however much money

480
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:51,880
was he would be let go.

481
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,040
It was all part of like he was agreeing to it.

482
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:56,600
It was like against the rule of the law or anything.

483
00:23:56,600 --> 00:24:01,720
But they strip him butt naked and he has to stay in that room forever until he get or

484
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,920
not forever or no yeah forever because the whole time he never got to leave.

485
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:08,160
But he never had anything that did not come from the sweepstakes winnings.

486
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:11,720
So he was butt naked never got any clothes food.

487
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:16,140
He ended up getting dog food that he would eat it first or rice or he would win a bike

488
00:24:16,140 --> 00:24:18,200
or he won he won a PlayStation with no TV.

489
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:19,660
So he's like fuck.

490
00:24:19,660 --> 00:24:22,520
So it's called the guy's name is Nabooie or something.

491
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:25,680
I don't know if you've ever heard of it but yeah I know what story you're talking about

492
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:28,520
but yeah they just did a new documentary on Hulu for that.

493
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:29,520
Really.

494
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:31,200
I kind of want to check that out because I've seen the story on YouTube.

495
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:38,520
I'd like to see a deeper dive on Hulu so I might do that if I can find it or do that

496
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:45,200
or I was watching the well I'm only going to do I don't want to do Good Morning Vietnam.

497
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:46,200
You already did that one.

498
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:47,200
Did you?

499
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,200
No.

500
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:49,200
Didn't we talk about it?

501
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:53,200
I haven't done it before because we were talking about different Robin Williams movies and

502
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,200
stuff like that.

503
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:55,200
Good Morning Vietnam.

504
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:57,240
I was watching it on Tubi yesterday.

505
00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:58,600
You know Forrest Whitaker's in it?

506
00:24:58,600 --> 00:24:59,600
Yeah.

507
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:00,600
I forgot he was in that movie.

508
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,480
It's actually a really decent movie.

509
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:05,800
Probably covering more like contemporary stuff for people.

510
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:06,800
Yeah.

511
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:12,840
Like I'm gonna do I'm gonna do Fallout again but only from the perspectives of a specific

512
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:17,720
character so it would be Lucy's perspective episode one through eight and then the next

513
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:20,040
episode would be Maximus one through eight.

514
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,320
It's like only their storylines from their point of view.

515
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:23,320
Yeah.

516
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:26,800
Then the ghoul one day and maybe like Norm and Thaddeus and from there then you know

517
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:33,600
the new boys is coming out soon so we'll cover that and what else more DC stuff like maybe

518
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:38,480
like the old animated series of Fun to Watch or the Batman stuff.

519
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:39,480
What else can we do?

520
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:44,600
I guess it's up to you guys but we'll try to cover more instead of doing like random

521
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:46,640
stuff I used to do more cinema.

522
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:52,080
For the YouTube viewers comment anything that you want us to kind of check out.

523
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:53,200
Or don't trust you.

524
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:56,400
Don't cause you never do.

525
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:58,560
Which is fine it is what it is.

526
00:25:58,560 --> 00:25:59,560
No hard feelings.

527
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:04,280
See but my heart's broken.

528
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:05,280
Good morning Vietnam.

529
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:09,000
I guess yeah I'm trying to think about what should do next.

530
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:14,040
I might do that well I do really do want to look at the you do the documentary first because

531
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,240
the Justice League is not going anywhere it's already there.

532
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:17,240
Yeah.

533
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:18,240
It's old.

534
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:19,240
Yeah.

535
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:22,480
And it's just like really a comparison of one to the other but in the Amazon one will

536
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:26,360
take longer because it's three different point of views so I'll be watching the movie like

537
00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:28,880
let's see hey what's it what's eight times three?

538
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:29,880
24.

539
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:33,920
We watch it 24 24 basically 24 episodes.

540
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:35,560
24 hours.

541
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:42,160
Of maybe more if I do the Norm and the Thaddeus walk storylines too.

542
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:43,160
Yeah.

543
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:44,160
That's fun.

544
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,640
That's fun for me.

545
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:50,800
So that is it for Justice League Crisis on Infinite Earths number part one.

546
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:54,240
Part two apparently Batman fights Robin and his daughter.

547
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:55,240
I saw a preview somewhere.

548
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:59,080
I'm just whipping his ass he's like what the fuck.

549
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:03,800
That was one of the few that I've seen that I could rent on Amazon and I never did.

550
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:07,600
It's like I don't want to see that.

551
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:11,560
Oh I could do that other one too the Doom that came to Goth.

552
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:13,480
The one that you didn't like very well.

553
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:14,760
The book that I didn't like.

554
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:15,760
Yeah the book.

555
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:19,920
I won't like the movie either I'm sure.

556
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:22,640
Where it's a kind of a noir type.

557
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:25,000
It's more like a Lovecraftian horror.

558
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,000
Yeah yeah.

559
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:30,440
It'd be more Lovecraftian style.

560
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:35,760
Minus the racism.

561
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:37,160
Alright so what do we move on to?

562
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:39,280
What you got for Urban Dictionary today?

563
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:42,760
Urban Dictionary we got soggy biscuit.

564
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:44,680
Soggy biscuit.

565
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:47,480
Out the gate a boarding school masturbating game.

566
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:51,240
Students all jack off onto a Jacob's cream cracker.

567
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:53,480
Whoever shoots their load first into the biscuit is deemed the winner.

568
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:56,360
The loser eats the biscuit.

569
00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:57,360
Have fun.

570
00:27:57,360 --> 00:28:02,640
Next up we got the Dirty Emanuel.

571
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:06,520
Basically when you have a threesome and you get blowjobbed by one of the girls.

572
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:07,520
He's a terrible writer.

573
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:08,520
Yeah.

574
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,360
You get a blowjob by one of the girls.

575
00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:11,360
Oh it's so dirty.

576
00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:13,960
That's the tamey shit I've ever heard.

577
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:15,920
Mostly from Urban Dictionary.

578
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:16,920
That's nothing.

579
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,520
That's nowhere near the worst.

580
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:20,520
Next one is Danny.

581
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:21,520
It sounds so tame.

582
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:22,520
It says it's an anual discharge.

583
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:23,520
What do you call it by anual sex?

584
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:24,520
Oh oily.

585
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:25,520
Oh.

586
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:26,520
Yeah I don't know why it's called Danny.

587
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:31,520
They must have somebody named Danny that has an oily discharge.

588
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:37,120
Next one is called Says the King.

589
00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:41,440
It's like a way of parting oneself immediately after a loud belch.

590
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:43,240
So basically they would.

591
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:46,240
Says the King.

592
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:48,960
They fucking vomit all over each other.

593
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:51,520
This is one of my favorites.

594
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:52,520
Sweater meat.

595
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:55,040
Extremely amazing looking boob especially under a sweater.

596
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:58,880
Maybe I find a better word than meat though.

597
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:00,320
It's still meat.

598
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:01,560
Yeah but it sounds too.

599
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:02,560
Meat packs.

600
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:03,560
Too uh.

601
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:04,560
What's the word I'm looking for?

602
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:05,560
Too uh.

603
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:06,560
Anatomical?

604
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:07,560
No it sounds too uh.

605
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:08,560
What's the word I'm looking for?

606
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:09,560
Looking for something to truly mean what I'm saying.

607
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:10,560
You know what I mean?

608
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:11,560
Is that it just throwing whatever words I can?

609
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:12,560
Too vulgar.

610
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:13,560
You?

611
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:14,560
You?

612
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:15,560
You?

613
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:16,560
You?

614
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:17,560
You?

615
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:18,560
You?

616
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:19,560
You?

617
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:20,560
You?

618
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:24,120
I like to be refined in my dirty talk.

619
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:25,120
Sweater meat sounds just.

620
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:26,480
This is coming from no way.

621
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:27,480
Being vulgar.

622
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:28,480
So uncouth.

623
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:29,480
Uncouth.

624
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:31,480
I want something like uh.

625
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:33,680
Something elegant.

626
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:36,320
Anyway next Netflix is bill.

627
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:39,960
Words largely similar to Netflix and chill but with masturbation instead of sex.

628
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:44,080
Seems like a waste of time really.

629
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:46,000
On Netflix if anything.

630
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,000
This one's called swaffling.

631
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,000
This is a long one actually.

632
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,480
What the fuck did I pick this one for?

633
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:54,200
The act of slapping something with a semi erect penis is derived from the word swaffle-an-an.

634
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:55,200
Swaffle-an-an?

635
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:58,240
That's like a Swedish or some shit.

636
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:00,680
It's something yeah.

637
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:02,520
Next up is meat cookie.

638
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,920
A crispy, probably crunchy hamburger with the texture of two month old Samoan cookie

639
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:08,680
found between the crack of your couch.

640
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:09,680
Oh.

641
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:15,360
We just find a cookie that's just like so fucking.

642
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:18,880
You ever had a Cheeto that's so like old right?

643
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:23,920
Like maybe you found an empty, like a sort of empty bag in your disgusting room.

644
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:25,040
You're looking for food in the middle of the night.

645
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:26,040
You find an old bag of Cheetos.

646
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:27,920
Like oh there's still a bag of Cheetos.

647
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:31,400
And then you eat, you unroll it and you try to, or maybe it was left open right?

648
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:32,400
So they're stale.

649
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:36,840
And for whatever reason, the concentration of chili powder has just seeped into the very

650
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:38,240
core of this Cheeto.

651
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:41,720
You take a bite and it's like four times as hot as a regular hot Cheeto.

652
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:42,720
You ever try that?

653
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:46,160
I was going to say where it's got the texture of a packing peanut.

654
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:47,160
Kind of yeah.

655
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:51,480
It's got the texture of a packing peanut and it's like three to four times as hot as a

656
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:52,480
regular Cheeto.

657
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:58,840
I don't know what happens to the, like the longer it's out in air, the hotter a hot Cheeto

658
00:30:58,840 --> 00:30:59,840
gets apparently.

659
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:00,840
It concentrates.

660
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:09,280
Yeah like it like it just seeps into it and it's just like, it just, this one's called

661
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:12,840
tube feed and the art of coming is almost throw while they're deep throating.

662
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:17,200
That seemed like, like what's the word I'm looking for here?

663
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:18,200
That seemed like I'm professional.

664
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:23,240
You know, I'll do that to a person as they're, you make them, you know, that's like go straight

665
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:26,760
down their gullet and they start coughing and throwing up.

666
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:27,760
Come on out people.

667
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:28,760
We're professionals here.

668
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:36,880
Next up is a dick sledge is a slamming your cock on the chest of your roommate's cat.

669
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:42,520
I don't know who's done that, but yeah, they call that bestiality.

670
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:43,520
Exactly.

671
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:46,920
Next was master max 888.

672
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:52,040
It's a YouTube Broner gamer known widely for his less plays of my little pony horror games.

673
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:55,680
His band base knows a great Legion and his subscribers are night.

674
00:31:55,680 --> 00:32:01,160
So if you, we just give a shout out to some random guy named master max 888 master max

675
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:02,640
little plays of a lot of brony games.

676
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:03,640
Oh, go.

677
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:06,720
Next one is called the TA one alarm clock.

678
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:08,440
When you wake up in the morning with an erection and take a dump.

679
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:09,440
So it is satisfying.

680
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:10,840
You so satisfied that you come.

681
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:12,880
I don't think I've ever shit that well.

682
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:16,320
Yeah, I can't, I can't say that I've had that.

683
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:19,760
Next one is probably my favorite word I've found in a long time.

684
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:20,760
Can't delete this one.

685
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:23,760
There we go.

686
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:27,680
Twunk it is an overweight twink.

687
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:33,680
Cause it says here, the twink is a slender, often androgynous gay sprite.

688
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:38,200
Usually in the 20s who can be seen in a variety of venues, frequently by gay men.

689
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:42,000
The twunk is the twink was lost a Svelte figure.

690
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:48,160
I thought you were saying the common twunk.

691
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:50,520
So what do we classify as this then?

692
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:52,240
A gorgeous twunk.

693
00:32:52,240 --> 00:33:01,440
Who's a gay person that they used to consider that?

694
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,160
Nicocado avocado, maybe.

695
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:06,080
So he's a twunk now.

696
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:07,080
Look how big he got.

697
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:08,680
Didn't he lose some weight though?

698
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:09,680
Did he?

699
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:10,680
I don't know.

700
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:11,680
Somebody's not sure.

701
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:14,000
I don't keep following him at all.

702
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,680
I'm just trying to think of like people that I've seen.

703
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:19,240
Like that used to be like just absolutely gorgeous.

704
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:21,040
Well that used to be fit.

705
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:25,440
Like I don't know that word younger, fit and gay.

706
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:29,160
Oh, I mean that's a tough one.

707
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:30,160
I know.

708
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:31,760
I was younger, fit and straight.

709
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:32,760
Exactly.

710
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:33,760
Maybe.

711
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:34,760
With gay overtones.

712
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:38,220
With highly gay overtones.

713
00:33:38,220 --> 00:33:40,240
With flamboyant overtones.

714
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:44,400
He came francing out of the closet.

715
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:45,400
Hello.

716
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:51,000
Then that song comes out, hey, boom, boom, boom, a life, life, boom, boom, boom.

717
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:54,000
You know that song?

718
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:58,620
I thought it was the ha ha ha stayin' alive.

719
00:33:58,620 --> 00:34:03,320
I thought it was the Bee Gees.

720
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:07,320
Brian Gosling maybe?

721
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:15,100
Just sayin' random names before Hugh Jackman?

722
00:34:15,100 --> 00:34:20,300
Like I said, I can't think of any off the top of my head, but I'm sure they exist.

723
00:34:20,300 --> 00:34:21,300
Yeah.

724
00:34:21,300 --> 00:34:22,300
If the word exists.

725
00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:26,140
Everything in this world exists at this point.

726
00:34:26,140 --> 00:34:27,140
Very true.

727
00:34:27,140 --> 00:34:30,580
I mean, look, it's been a week for us.

728
00:34:30,580 --> 00:34:33,940
I've seen shit, you've seen shit, we don't want to see.

729
00:34:33,940 --> 00:34:39,900
So I mean, look, last week in Oklahoma, we had tornadoes everywhere.

730
00:34:39,900 --> 00:34:44,300
All day long.

731
00:34:44,300 --> 00:34:45,900
For people on YouTube, that's why we miss.

732
00:34:45,900 --> 00:34:46,900
Yeah.

733
00:34:46,900 --> 00:34:47,900
You guys were wondering where the hell we were.

734
00:34:47,900 --> 00:34:50,900
Watching the news for tornadoes.

735
00:34:50,900 --> 00:34:54,020
Hold this bitch down.

736
00:34:54,020 --> 00:34:55,940
I mean, I've seen some crazy shit this week too.

737
00:34:55,940 --> 00:34:57,860
I've seen a guy get attacked by a goose.

738
00:34:57,860 --> 00:34:59,180
A goose no less, huh?

739
00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:00,180
Canadian goose.

740
00:35:00,180 --> 00:35:02,180
Hey, those are some devious motherfuckers.

741
00:35:02,180 --> 00:35:05,340
There was a guy, an older guy coming out of a women's health place.

742
00:35:05,340 --> 00:35:09,060
So I guess maybe he took his daughter or his granddaughter there and he comes out and the

743
00:35:09,060 --> 00:35:12,500
goose comes swooping at his head, flapping its wings and shit.

744
00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:13,500
Damn.

745
00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:15,180
Fucking pervert.

746
00:35:15,180 --> 00:35:19,420
I've seen a lady piss herself in front of Starbucks.

747
00:35:19,420 --> 00:35:23,660
She leaned up against a wall, stood back up and that shit was just drizzling down her

748
00:35:23,660 --> 00:35:24,660
legs.

749
00:35:24,660 --> 00:35:28,140
This bitch had the nerve to go into Starbucks and still get her drink and come back outside.

750
00:35:28,140 --> 00:35:29,140
Damn.

751
00:35:29,140 --> 00:35:34,220
It's like, okay, I think I'm done with this world right now.

752
00:35:34,220 --> 00:35:39,740
I've seen a lady row down a hill in muddy grass, but like homeless.

753
00:35:39,740 --> 00:35:41,740
Just rowed all the way down to the river.

754
00:35:41,740 --> 00:35:46,020
So I'm like, I've seen a lot of shit this week.

755
00:35:46,020 --> 00:35:49,980
So you must have taken my spot because I haven't seen anything thankfully.

756
00:35:49,980 --> 00:35:55,660
I've seen a server computer inside of a shoe carnival catch on fire so the whole building

757
00:35:55,660 --> 00:35:57,020
smelled like sulfur.

758
00:35:57,020 --> 00:35:58,020
Damn.

759
00:35:58,020 --> 00:35:59,820
It's been an interesting week.

760
00:35:59,820 --> 00:36:02,580
Maybe they tried to hack through it and broke.

761
00:36:02,580 --> 00:36:07,460
Versus bills on some shoes.

762
00:36:07,460 --> 00:36:09,140
They just fixed all their bill problems.

763
00:36:09,140 --> 00:36:11,860
Some guy couldn't afford to pay the monthly whatever.

764
00:36:11,860 --> 00:36:14,220
They just burnt the fucking computer down.

765
00:36:14,220 --> 00:36:16,340
Just burnt that shit out.

766
00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:17,820
They just forgave everyone's debt.

767
00:36:17,820 --> 00:36:19,700
Some employee quit.

768
00:36:19,700 --> 00:36:21,340
So before he did, he burnt the computer.

769
00:36:21,340 --> 00:36:22,980
So forgive all the people's debt.

770
00:36:22,980 --> 00:36:23,980
We're done.

771
00:36:23,980 --> 00:36:24,980
They don't really have it.

772
00:36:24,980 --> 00:36:28,620
They don't have like a holding or anything.

773
00:36:28,620 --> 00:36:32,100
If you can't afford the shoes at the time, you just gotta leave them there.

774
00:36:32,100 --> 00:36:33,100
Yeah.

775
00:36:33,100 --> 00:36:35,100
It's either you can afford them or you can't.

776
00:36:35,100 --> 00:36:36,100
Yeah.

777
00:36:36,100 --> 00:36:38,020
Where you can spin the wheel up at the front.

778
00:36:38,020 --> 00:36:40,660
That's why I'm going to move to a nudist colony.

779
00:36:40,660 --> 00:36:41,660
You butt ass take it all.

780
00:36:41,660 --> 00:36:42,660
I can afford shoes.

781
00:36:42,660 --> 00:36:43,660
No problem.

782
00:36:43,660 --> 00:36:50,300
You don't have some fat guys behind you that are nudists.

783
00:36:50,300 --> 00:36:51,300
Fucking twonks.

784
00:36:51,300 --> 00:36:54,300
You just like, hey.

785
00:36:54,300 --> 00:36:56,300
Hey, brother.

786
00:36:56,300 --> 00:36:58,660
Hey, brother.

787
00:36:58,660 --> 00:37:02,060
I'm homosexual too.

788
00:37:02,060 --> 00:37:05,060
I can deal with you.

789
00:37:05,060 --> 00:37:17,140
I guess another great story was that a WB Backlash was in France today and they had

790
00:37:17,140 --> 00:37:24,620
Friday night Smackdown yesterday and apparently the venue was so loud that the company, WWE,

791
00:37:24,620 --> 00:37:31,420
got a noise complaint from the city because them French people were going off.

792
00:37:31,420 --> 00:37:34,540
You could just see them screaming and hooping and hollering.

793
00:37:34,540 --> 00:37:36,300
You could smell them from three miles away.

794
00:37:36,300 --> 00:37:40,940
I mean, WWE has to travel more overseas.

795
00:37:40,940 --> 00:37:43,180
Here in America, they're used to these events.

796
00:37:43,180 --> 00:37:44,180
Yeah.

797
00:37:44,180 --> 00:37:45,180
They've been happening forever.

798
00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:51,260
You take them internationally, these people are thirsty for a live event.

799
00:37:51,260 --> 00:37:52,820
Backlash was wild in France.

800
00:37:52,820 --> 00:37:55,460
So was Smackdown.

801
00:37:55,460 --> 00:37:59,740
I know it's harder to coordinate overseas travel.

802
00:37:59,740 --> 00:38:05,900
For wrestling, the wrestlers have to pay out of pocket for travel fare.

803
00:38:05,900 --> 00:38:10,420
So a lot of them will do carpooling and they'll rent cars.

804
00:38:10,420 --> 00:38:13,380
You can't really do all that overseas because different, I guess.

805
00:38:13,380 --> 00:38:16,980
I guess you could try, but it might be harder to do all this stuff.

806
00:38:16,980 --> 00:38:18,460
It'd be harder to organize everything.

807
00:38:18,460 --> 00:38:19,460
Right.

808
00:38:19,460 --> 00:38:20,460
Yeah.

809
00:38:20,460 --> 00:38:22,820
But I mean, you take them to France, you take them to any country for a couple of months

810
00:38:22,820 --> 00:38:28,900
and just for a year, overseas to different venues, man, they would make a killing.

811
00:38:28,900 --> 00:38:31,820
Imagine if they had that at the Coliseum.

812
00:38:31,820 --> 00:38:32,820
Exactly.

813
00:38:32,820 --> 00:38:36,420
Imagine if they can somehow get the Coliseum to open up for a WWE event.

814
00:38:36,420 --> 00:38:40,780
I mean, it was going to for the Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg.

815
00:38:40,780 --> 00:38:43,140
Mark Zuckerberg fist fight.

816
00:38:43,140 --> 00:38:44,620
I would have paid to see that, though.

817
00:38:44,620 --> 00:38:45,620
That would have been funny.

818
00:38:45,620 --> 00:38:46,620
Had I gone to see that.

819
00:38:46,620 --> 00:38:48,620
Two nerds going at it like that.

820
00:38:48,620 --> 00:38:49,620
Oh.

821
00:38:49,620 --> 00:38:52,140
Watch how one knocked the other one out.

822
00:38:52,140 --> 00:38:53,140
Yeah.

823
00:38:53,140 --> 00:38:55,740
If they even have the power or strength to do that.

824
00:38:55,740 --> 00:39:01,020
Well, supposedly Mark Zuckerberg does do MMA, which is fucking hilarious.

825
00:39:01,020 --> 00:39:02,500
Well, BJJ.

826
00:39:02,500 --> 00:39:03,500
BJJ.

827
00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:06,460
He's like Brazilian, just who he does.

828
00:39:06,460 --> 00:39:07,460
Yeah.

829
00:39:07,460 --> 00:39:09,260
But those are the people that scoot around on their ass all the time.

830
00:39:09,260 --> 00:39:12,620
So a lot of ground game.

831
00:39:12,620 --> 00:39:16,700
But if you don't let yourself get a nine down.

832
00:39:16,700 --> 00:39:17,700
The weakness there.

833
00:39:17,700 --> 00:39:20,500
If you don't play along.

834
00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:24,100
That's the funniest part there.

835
00:39:24,100 --> 00:39:25,860
When somebody doesn't play along.

836
00:39:25,860 --> 00:39:27,100
He's like, no, I'm good.

837
00:39:27,100 --> 00:39:28,100
Don't.

838
00:39:28,100 --> 00:39:29,100
Get your fucking hands off of me.

839
00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:33,500
Or they pull on your clothes trying to knock you down.

840
00:39:33,500 --> 00:39:35,300
All right.

841
00:39:35,300 --> 00:39:38,460
Ready to move on?

842
00:39:38,460 --> 00:39:39,460
Yes.

843
00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:40,460
No more over written dictionary.

844
00:39:40,460 --> 00:39:42,460
No more over written dictionary today.

845
00:39:42,460 --> 00:39:45,460
We got enough twunks to fill us for a lifetime.

846
00:39:45,460 --> 00:39:48,460
That's so wrong.

847
00:39:48,460 --> 00:39:51,580
You got a twunk that's going to fill you for a lifetime.

848
00:39:51,580 --> 00:39:59,340
I wonder if there's a phrase that says former twunk is now back to a twink.

849
00:39:59,340 --> 00:40:01,340
A twink twunk twink?

850
00:40:01,340 --> 00:40:02,340
Yeah.

851
00:40:02,340 --> 00:40:05,980
What's a twink to twunk to twink?

852
00:40:05,980 --> 00:40:06,980
It's a triple T.

853
00:40:06,980 --> 00:40:10,980
What would it be?

854
00:40:10,980 --> 00:40:11,980
Four T's.

855
00:40:11,980 --> 00:40:12,980
Or no, five.

856
00:40:12,980 --> 00:40:15,500
A twink to twunk to twink.

857
00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:18,500
I guess if you have the twos, yeah.

858
00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:19,500
Just five twos.

859
00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:21,500
God, that's a lot of T's.

860
00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:22,500
That's a lot of T's.

861
00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:23,500
Mr. T would be proud.

862
00:40:23,500 --> 00:40:24,500
Imagine somebody that's got a stutter.

863
00:40:24,500 --> 00:40:25,500
Be fucking that shit up.

864
00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:26,500
Like a Timmy.

865
00:40:26,500 --> 00:40:27,500
Or no, Jimmy.

866
00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:28,500
Jimmy.

867
00:40:28,500 --> 00:40:29,500
He had a terrible.

868
00:40:29,500 --> 00:40:42,260
I think one of his worst ones when he was trying to sing like the days at London the

869
00:40:42,260 --> 00:40:46,260
first day of career and he was just fucking this shit up.

870
00:40:46,260 --> 00:40:57,060
He spent the whole episode singing that song.

871
00:40:57,060 --> 00:40:58,060
Continuing source of information.

872
00:40:58,060 --> 00:40:59,820
After she had long gone.

873
00:40:59,820 --> 00:41:02,820
After she fucking cussed him out and left.

874
00:41:02,820 --> 00:41:08,180
He was still trying to finish the fucking thought.

875
00:41:08,180 --> 00:41:09,180
What happened?

876
00:41:09,180 --> 00:41:10,180
She said fuck you.

877
00:41:10,180 --> 00:41:13,180
So she'd get over it, Stan.

878
00:41:13,180 --> 00:41:14,180
It's over.

879
00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:18,580
It's like a walks off because he doesn't even realize he didn't finish the sentence.

880
00:41:18,580 --> 00:41:19,580
All right.

881
00:41:19,580 --> 00:41:24,220
Well, for today's breakdown, we have an anime called The Cautious Hero.

882
00:41:24,220 --> 00:41:27,020
The hero is overpowered, but overly cautious.

883
00:41:27,020 --> 00:41:28,020
One punch man?

884
00:41:28,020 --> 00:41:30,780
Not how he is kind of overly cautious, Amy.

885
00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:32,340
Well, kind of.

886
00:41:32,340 --> 00:41:34,060
He doesn't really hurt anybody.

887
00:41:34,060 --> 00:41:36,500
No, it doesn't need hurting.

888
00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:38,140
This is like one shot.

889
00:41:38,140 --> 00:41:39,140
Everybody else.

890
00:41:39,140 --> 00:41:41,260
One, one kill a thriller.

891
00:41:41,260 --> 00:41:43,380
It's always normal punch.

892
00:41:43,380 --> 00:41:46,100
And then serious punch.

893
00:41:46,100 --> 00:41:48,100
Like weak punch.

894
00:41:48,100 --> 00:41:53,620
Imagine if he started to open hand slapping him, he might actually not hurt him as much.

895
00:41:53,620 --> 00:41:54,620
It's true.

896
00:41:54,620 --> 00:41:55,620
It's actually true.

897
00:41:55,620 --> 00:41:56,620
Instead of punching.

898
00:41:56,620 --> 00:41:59,620
Yeah, like he should have some fun.

899
00:41:59,620 --> 00:42:00,620
All right.

900
00:42:00,620 --> 00:42:09,220
The characters that we got for this, we have Saya, which is voiced by Yuchiro in Japanese

901
00:42:09,220 --> 00:42:11,300
and Anthony Bolding in English.

902
00:42:11,300 --> 00:42:15,980
We have Restarte, voiced by Aki Toyosaki in Japanese, Jamie March.

903
00:42:15,980 --> 00:42:16,980
Geron Aki Toyosaki.

904
00:42:16,980 --> 00:42:17,980
Toyotomotors.

905
00:42:17,980 --> 00:42:18,980
Toyotomotors.

906
00:42:18,980 --> 00:42:29,100
We have Mash, voiced by Kengo Kawanishi in Japanese.

907
00:42:29,100 --> 00:42:30,980
Or Chris Thurman in English.

908
00:42:30,980 --> 00:42:34,180
Most English name possible, Thurman.

909
00:42:34,180 --> 00:42:38,980
We have Elulu, voiced by Ayo Koga in Japanese.

910
00:42:38,980 --> 00:42:42,260
Sarah Weidenheft in English.

911
00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:50,340
We have Eri Adoa, voiced by Hibikyu Yamamura in Japanese.

912
00:42:50,340 --> 00:42:52,340
And Marissa Linty in English.

913
00:42:52,340 --> 00:42:56,940
We have Circeus, voiced by Atsushi Ono in Japanese.

914
00:42:56,940 --> 00:42:58,820
And Chris Ragger in English.

915
00:42:58,820 --> 00:43:02,020
We have Ishtar, voiced by Keiko Han in Japanese.

916
00:43:02,020 --> 00:43:04,240
And Jessica Kavanagh in English.

917
00:43:04,240 --> 00:43:09,180
We have Valkyrie, voiced by Pharaohs Eye in Japanese and Caitlin Barr in English.

918
00:43:09,180 --> 00:43:10,180
Pharaohs Eye?

919
00:43:10,180 --> 00:43:14,460
That sounds fucking dope as hell.

920
00:43:14,460 --> 00:43:19,020
And it's spelled F-A-I-R-O-U-Z.

921
00:43:19,020 --> 00:43:20,620
It's an actress' name or an actor?

922
00:43:20,620 --> 00:43:21,620
Yeah.

923
00:43:21,620 --> 00:43:22,620
Is that a character name?

924
00:43:22,620 --> 00:43:25,260
My God, better than the character they're portraying.

925
00:43:25,260 --> 00:43:27,620
They're portraying Ishtar.

926
00:43:27,620 --> 00:43:29,300
That's nothing compared to Pharaohs Eye.

927
00:43:29,300 --> 00:43:30,300
I know.

928
00:43:30,300 --> 00:43:37,940
We have Hestiaka, voiced by Sayumi Watabe in Japanese and Kimberly Grace in English.

929
00:43:37,940 --> 00:43:46,800
We have Adinella, voiced by Shiori Izawa in Japanese and Alexis Tipton in English.

930
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:53,660
And Mittis, voiced by Kotono Mitsumushi, or sorry, Mitsushi in Japanese and Samantha

931
00:43:53,660 --> 00:43:56,380
Herrick in English.

932
00:43:56,380 --> 00:43:59,040
Just so that way if you ever want to look up any of the voice actors, they do a lot

933
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:02,100
of different voices for different anime and stuff like that.

934
00:44:02,100 --> 00:44:05,060
All righty, so we start off episode one.

935
00:44:05,060 --> 00:44:07,300
That's called The Hero is Too Cautious.

936
00:44:07,300 --> 00:44:14,300
That's literally the name of the anime versus the first title of it.

937
00:44:14,300 --> 00:44:21,860
So Restarte, a novice goddess of healing, is tasked with summoning a hero to save the

938
00:44:21,860 --> 00:44:26,380
world of a greya brand from a demon lord.

939
00:44:26,380 --> 00:44:27,380
Right?

940
00:44:27,380 --> 00:44:32,900
And then we have the trope of the goddess that summons somebody that just got killed

941
00:44:32,900 --> 00:44:35,860
or is reincarnating into another world.

942
00:44:35,860 --> 00:44:36,860
That's her job.

943
00:44:36,860 --> 00:44:40,240
So she starts off as the stereotype.

944
00:44:40,240 --> 00:44:45,680
She picks Seiya Ryujin, a Japanese hero who was unusually high in stats.

945
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:48,860
So she gets to see all their stats before she summons them, right?

946
00:44:48,860 --> 00:44:53,520
She immediately summons him, and while he appears to be ideal for the situation, she

947
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:57,620
soon realizes that she forgot to check to see what Seiya's personality was before picking

948
00:44:57,620 --> 00:44:59,660
him because she's seen all these high stats.

949
00:44:59,660 --> 00:45:02,380
She's like, fucking, he's the one.

950
00:45:02,380 --> 00:45:03,380
He's him.

951
00:45:03,380 --> 00:45:08,300
I'm telling you, she didn't look at his personality at all.

952
00:45:08,300 --> 00:45:15,740
So she gets him, which states that he is impossibly cautious.

953
00:45:15,740 --> 00:45:16,740
That's the part she didn't read.

954
00:45:16,740 --> 00:45:17,740
How cautious could he be?

955
00:45:17,740 --> 00:45:20,900
I mean, he's cautious.

956
00:45:20,900 --> 00:45:26,460
So after seeking advice from a fellow goddess, Eriadoa, Restarte decides to leave Seiya alone

957
00:45:26,460 --> 00:45:32,260
to train because she's like, I want to fucking train before I go out here and kill myself.

958
00:45:32,260 --> 00:45:35,420
So she's like, okay, here's a timer.

959
00:45:35,420 --> 00:45:37,940
Not a timer, but like an alert.

960
00:45:37,940 --> 00:45:39,860
There's a hyperbolic time chamber.

961
00:45:39,860 --> 00:45:40,860
Kind of, yes.

962
00:45:40,860 --> 00:45:42,860
Well, five minutes is 17 years.

963
00:45:42,860 --> 00:45:43,860
It's kind of like that though.

964
00:45:43,860 --> 00:45:47,660
It really is because their god world versus the regular world that this is on are different

965
00:45:47,660 --> 00:45:51,140
times so they don't run at the same level.

966
00:45:51,140 --> 00:45:52,780
So she gives him this little statue thing.

967
00:45:52,780 --> 00:45:54,740
Like it looks like a little alarm clock, right?

968
00:45:54,740 --> 00:45:55,740
Yeah.

969
00:45:55,740 --> 00:45:59,300
She said, all you have to do is alert me through this because it's like a little version of

970
00:45:59,300 --> 00:46:01,380
her.

971
00:46:01,380 --> 00:46:07,180
So a week later, he manages to reach level 15 doing only basic exercises.

972
00:46:07,180 --> 00:46:12,020
He goes from a level one to a level 15 by doing pushups and set up some chicks.

973
00:46:12,020 --> 00:46:15,020
I wish I could get that fucking fit.

974
00:46:15,020 --> 00:46:20,380
When they finally travel to a gay brandy, Seiya tries to buy multiple sets of armor

975
00:46:20,380 --> 00:46:22,740
and other items because he's so cautious.

976
00:46:22,740 --> 00:46:24,460
He wants multiple of everything.

977
00:46:24,460 --> 00:46:25,460
Like backups?

978
00:46:25,460 --> 00:46:26,460
Yeah, and a backup to the back.

979
00:46:26,460 --> 00:46:31,300
How can a backup to the back does backup?

980
00:46:31,300 --> 00:46:35,220
Outside of town, the first monster they encounter is a basic slime, right?

981
00:46:35,220 --> 00:46:40,460
Just a standard old like MMORPG type thing of just a basic slime that you kill with a

982
00:46:40,460 --> 00:46:41,460
level one spell.

983
00:46:41,460 --> 00:46:43,180
Basically, you're a little rat.

984
00:46:43,180 --> 00:46:44,180
Basically.

985
00:46:44,180 --> 00:46:49,900
Seiya defeats, though he goes overboard, burning the entire area with explosions just in case

986
00:46:49,900 --> 00:46:51,620
any fragments are still alive.

987
00:46:51,620 --> 00:47:02,900
Well, that is like an extremely high level fireball just like this crater for just then

988
00:47:02,900 --> 00:47:09,060
they are approached by chaos Machina, a level 66 demon who is one of the four heavenly,

989
00:47:09,060 --> 00:47:11,620
one of the four heavenly kings of the demon lord.

990
00:47:11,620 --> 00:47:12,980
Basically like his generals.

991
00:47:12,980 --> 00:47:18,180
Basically, she reveals that she was sent out to scout the area in order to kill Seiya before

992
00:47:18,180 --> 00:47:21,300
he can pose a threat.

993
00:47:21,300 --> 00:47:22,780
So they flee back to the divine realm.

994
00:47:22,780 --> 00:47:24,460
He's like, fuck this.

995
00:47:24,460 --> 00:47:25,940
I'm not prepared for it.

996
00:47:25,940 --> 00:47:31,740
Even though he just destroyed a slide with fucking high level fireballs and shit.

997
00:47:31,740 --> 00:47:38,060
So we go into episode two, it's called too much for a no novice goddess to bear.

998
00:47:38,060 --> 00:47:42,660
So when we're starting and say a fleet back to the divine realm chaos Machina decides

999
00:47:42,660 --> 00:47:45,740
to attack Adona, which is one of the cities.

1000
00:47:45,740 --> 00:47:49,700
Say I learned a time moves different in the divine realm, which was talking about just

1001
00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:56,080
a minute ago, time moves slower on the planet than it does versus the divine realm.

1002
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:57,180
So like their offset.

1003
00:47:57,180 --> 00:48:00,500
So like a week in the divine realm is only a couple of minutes.

1004
00:48:00,500 --> 00:48:05,180
Now, you know, like it's weird, but that like there's a time differentiation.

1005
00:48:05,180 --> 00:48:08,860
I guess that makes sense for them being gods and live forever.

1006
00:48:08,860 --> 00:48:09,860
Pretty much.

1007
00:48:09,860 --> 00:48:10,860
Yeah.

1008
00:48:10,860 --> 00:48:12,100
But they're not really living for well, no, they are.

1009
00:48:12,100 --> 00:48:13,820
Because it's longer time in heaven.

1010
00:48:13,820 --> 00:48:15,500
Yes, that Earth.

1011
00:48:15,500 --> 00:48:16,500
Okay.

1012
00:48:16,500 --> 00:48:21,140
So two days later, we're starting to receive a message from chaos Machina demanding that

1013
00:48:21,140 --> 00:48:25,420
they that they return or she'll execute one resident every 10 minutes.

1014
00:48:25,420 --> 00:48:26,420
Cool.

1015
00:48:26,420 --> 00:48:27,420
Yeah.

1016
00:48:27,420 --> 00:48:30,740
Because she like she looks into the portal of the the god realm because she knows that

1017
00:48:30,740 --> 00:48:35,820
the gods are watching basically and she's like, you bring your fucking asses back.

1018
00:48:35,820 --> 00:48:38,380
It's the same flew off and ran away.

1019
00:48:38,380 --> 00:48:40,660
Just a fucking blast and every 10 minutes.

1020
00:48:40,660 --> 00:48:41,660
Yeah.

1021
00:48:41,660 --> 00:48:47,140
So say is unconcerned as 10 minutes on gay bronde is approximately 16 hours in the divine

1022
00:48:47,140 --> 00:48:48,140
realm.

1023
00:48:48,140 --> 00:48:49,140
Okay.

1024
00:48:49,140 --> 00:48:50,780
So he's like, I got 16 hours.

1025
00:48:50,780 --> 00:48:53,220
I can figure this out.

1026
00:48:53,220 --> 00:48:54,220
We is finally ready.

1027
00:48:54,220 --> 00:48:57,860
We're starting a shock to learn that he has reached level 21.

1028
00:48:57,860 --> 00:49:01,380
So he just did that little bit of time he's already jumped to level 21.

1029
00:49:01,380 --> 00:49:02,380
It's not bad.

1030
00:49:02,380 --> 00:49:09,380
No, they return to Geo ronde where chaos Machina realizes all say a stats are higher than hers.

1031
00:49:09,380 --> 00:49:13,500
Which is weird, like his attack is defense, everything are higher than hers.

1032
00:49:13,500 --> 00:49:16,940
So she transforms into true form.

1033
00:49:16,940 --> 00:49:21,740
When say I survived, it is revealed that he's been using the using the fake out skill that

1034
00:49:21,740 --> 00:49:25,740
he possesses the entire time to hide his true lover from even restarting suppressing his

1035
00:49:25,740 --> 00:49:27,220
power level like dragon pussy.

1036
00:49:27,220 --> 00:49:29,380
Yes, which is actually at level 37.

1037
00:49:29,380 --> 00:49:30,380
God dang.

1038
00:49:30,380 --> 00:49:31,380
Not 21.

1039
00:49:31,380 --> 00:49:33,900
What a jump actually.

1040
00:49:33,900 --> 00:49:34,980
Yeah.

1041
00:49:34,980 --> 00:49:40,100
So say it then destroys chaos Machina, which earns him and restarted the town's admiration.

1042
00:49:40,100 --> 00:49:45,620
However, concern that chaos Machina might regenerate, say a blankets her charter remains

1043
00:49:45,620 --> 00:49:46,620
with explosions again.

1044
00:49:46,620 --> 00:49:47,620
Jesus.

1045
00:49:47,620 --> 00:49:52,300
We call it more cautious and to serve power mania.

1046
00:49:52,300 --> 00:49:56,380
In the process, I don't have also destroyed the town.

1047
00:49:56,380 --> 00:49:58,900
The town is devastated.

1048
00:49:58,900 --> 00:50:02,380
Then the formerly thankful mayor of Adona and now tearfully begs them just to please

1049
00:50:02,380 --> 00:50:03,380
look at you.

1050
00:50:03,380 --> 00:50:05,340
You burned all our stuff.

1051
00:50:05,340 --> 00:50:08,660
Just fuck out of my town.

1052
00:50:08,660 --> 00:50:12,060
So when we're starting and say, return to the divine realm again, we're starting to

1053
00:50:12,060 --> 00:50:15,340
wonder how the situation with say is going to work out at this point.

1054
00:50:15,340 --> 00:50:22,180
She's like, Oh my God, I didn't know he was like, but now he was just brings it just over

1055
00:50:22,180 --> 00:50:24,900
like the one cell might survive.

1056
00:50:24,900 --> 00:50:28,420
So he fucking jumps into space and drops a command man.

1057
00:50:28,420 --> 00:50:31,540
Gotta make sure nothing ever fucking lives again.

1058
00:50:31,540 --> 00:50:32,540
Pretty much.

1059
00:50:32,540 --> 00:50:33,540
Yes.

1060
00:50:33,540 --> 00:50:34,540
That's exactly the way it is.

1061
00:50:34,540 --> 00:50:36,820
Like he thinks that if there's one little Iota left, it might come back.

1062
00:50:36,820 --> 00:50:39,340
It might not be wrong.

1063
00:50:39,340 --> 00:50:41,740
So we go into episode three, it's called the hero is too self-serving.

1064
00:50:41,740 --> 00:50:43,620
Okay.

1065
00:50:43,620 --> 00:50:47,300
So say realizes that his level increase has started to slow down.

1066
00:50:47,300 --> 00:50:50,020
So regular exercises aren't doing it no more.

1067
00:50:50,020 --> 00:50:53,900
So area, Donna suggests he trained with a God.

1068
00:50:53,900 --> 00:50:56,580
There's the other guys up here, you know, why not train with one of them?

1069
00:50:56,580 --> 00:50:59,460
So we're starting to introduce a say it to the divine blade.

1070
00:50:59,460 --> 00:51:07,060
God, uh, the Circe is like this big muscular, kind of like think Hercules basically is the

1071
00:51:07,060 --> 00:51:12,380
type of character this is as the day goes by restarting notices, Circe is becoming more

1072
00:51:12,380 --> 00:51:14,660
depressed and even starting to lose weight.

1073
00:51:14,660 --> 00:51:20,300
He starts off like, I'll teach this little kid, this little brat one needs.

1074
00:51:20,300 --> 00:51:21,940
He needs to learn and all that kind of stuff.

1075
00:51:21,940 --> 00:51:24,500
But then every day he starts getting more and more depressed.

1076
00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:28,620
What's God was the point of living?

1077
00:51:28,620 --> 00:51:30,460
What was the point of anything?

1078
00:51:30,460 --> 00:51:32,140
So I'm a fourth day of training.

1079
00:51:32,140 --> 00:51:37,540
She finds Circe is hiding and saying has already surpassed him, but still refuses to let him

1080
00:51:37,540 --> 00:51:38,540
take a break.

1081
00:51:38,540 --> 00:51:42,900
She finds him hiding by this rack of like drying fish and shit.

1082
00:51:42,900 --> 00:51:44,900
He just hiding behind it.

1083
00:51:44,900 --> 00:51:46,900
Don't don't don't tell him about that.

1084
00:51:46,900 --> 00:51:53,300
Because if they keep as they keep training, he's getting more and more depressed because

1085
00:51:53,300 --> 00:51:55,340
the saying has already surpassed it completely.

1086
00:51:55,340 --> 00:52:00,660
He's like, I don't want to do this no more.

1087
00:52:00,660 --> 00:52:10,140
So Circe is, is now Circe is now so terrified that once I finally catches him, he throws

1088
00:52:10,140 --> 00:52:13,460
the sword and he throws his sword into the ocean.

1089
00:52:13,460 --> 00:52:17,660
But see, I simply drags him away with it.

1090
00:52:17,660 --> 00:52:20,660
He's like just pulling him by the collar and walking away with him.

1091
00:52:20,660 --> 00:52:22,100
He's like, we need to train more.

1092
00:52:22,100 --> 00:52:25,340
He's like, no, what more can he learn from him?

1093
00:52:25,340 --> 00:52:26,340
Honestly, pretty much.

1094
00:52:26,340 --> 00:52:27,340
Yeah.

1095
00:52:27,340 --> 00:52:32,500
Meanwhile, Restart, he learns that from Ishtar, another goddess, that in response to chaos

1096
00:52:32,500 --> 00:52:39,700
Machina's death, the demon lord plans to on sending the demon death Magla and an undead

1097
00:52:39,700 --> 00:52:46,500
army to the town of Simul where there are two warriors Ishtar has foreseen will be their

1098
00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:47,740
allies.

1099
00:52:47,740 --> 00:52:53,140
So she's like the foreseen type goddess and she kind of, she's portrayed as an older

1100
00:52:53,140 --> 00:52:57,580
woman so she kind of, she's like just weaving threads in the yarn because she knows the

1101
00:52:57,580 --> 00:53:01,540
future basically or what could happen, I guess.

1102
00:53:01,540 --> 00:53:07,020
So Restart takes Seiya to Simul, this town, where they meet Mash and Illulu, a dragon

1103
00:53:07,020 --> 00:53:09,700
kin descendants at a church.

1104
00:53:09,700 --> 00:53:13,420
So they have abilities like dragons kind of.

1105
00:53:13,420 --> 00:53:14,780
Man, is that like a trope in Japan?

1106
00:53:14,780 --> 00:53:15,780
That seems to happen a lot.

1107
00:53:15,780 --> 00:53:16,780
Yeah.

1108
00:53:16,780 --> 00:53:20,060
Well, there's people with dragon type abilities but aren't actually dragons.

1109
00:53:20,060 --> 00:53:21,060
Yes, dragon kin.

1110
00:53:21,060 --> 00:53:22,060
Yeah.

1111
00:53:22,060 --> 00:53:23,060
Yeah.

1112
00:53:23,060 --> 00:53:25,460
It is, it's a huge trope.

1113
00:53:25,460 --> 00:53:30,540
So Seiya reveals that Father Marth is an undead in disguise and defeats him without even drawing

1114
00:53:30,540 --> 00:53:31,540
his sword.

1115
00:53:31,540 --> 00:53:34,700
He then thoroughly destroys the body with explosions again.

1116
00:53:34,700 --> 00:53:39,660
Gotta make sure, gonna lights that bitch on fire.

1117
00:53:39,660 --> 00:53:41,500
He also destroys the church at this point though.

1118
00:53:41,500 --> 00:53:45,340
Yeah, I imagine he would destroy a lot of us, collateral damage seems to be his MO.

1119
00:53:45,340 --> 00:53:49,860
And then afterwards he bluntly tells both Mash and Illulu he does not need the...

1120
00:53:49,860 --> 00:53:52,660
He's like, yeah, you're too weak, I don't need you.

1121
00:53:52,660 --> 00:53:53,660
A weakness.

1122
00:53:53,660 --> 00:53:57,260
Yeah, cause they've been preparing to help the hero.

1123
00:53:57,260 --> 00:53:59,300
It's like, I don't need you.

1124
00:53:59,300 --> 00:54:03,180
He looks at his stats and notices negative impacts as they join him, like no thank you.

1125
00:54:03,180 --> 00:54:06,860
Basically, that's exactly what happens though, he looks at their stats, he's like, no, I'm

1126
00:54:06,860 --> 00:54:07,860
good, I pass.

1127
00:54:07,860 --> 00:54:12,780
And you got, you got restarted, she's like, but they're supposed to help you.

1128
00:54:12,780 --> 00:54:13,780
He's like, I don't need them.

1129
00:54:13,780 --> 00:54:16,780
Like he does not care whatsoever.

1130
00:54:16,780 --> 00:54:20,380
So I get to have a companion to take more and more of the hits for you.

1131
00:54:20,380 --> 00:54:24,900
And the best part too is I haven't really mentioned it yet, but it's funny cause she's

1132
00:54:24,900 --> 00:54:27,100
such like a, she's so thirsty.

1133
00:54:27,100 --> 00:54:32,060
Like she doesn't mean to, but like why he's working out and shit cause he's got no shirt

1134
00:54:32,060 --> 00:54:33,060
on.

1135
00:54:33,060 --> 00:54:36,100
Just over there on the corner snort and shit.

1136
00:54:36,100 --> 00:54:37,100
Jesus.

1137
00:54:37,100 --> 00:54:42,220
Cause you're like, no, I can't do it.

1138
00:54:42,220 --> 00:54:45,620
Cause she's, she gets pissed because of the way he acts, but then she likes the way he

1139
00:54:45,620 --> 00:54:46,620
looks.

1140
00:54:46,620 --> 00:54:49,340
That damn is a, that's the bane of all existence.

1141
00:54:49,340 --> 00:54:51,060
All right.

1142
00:54:51,060 --> 00:54:55,180
So episode four is, uh, I so don't need any outlets.

1143
00:54:55,180 --> 00:54:57,140
Right title.

1144
00:54:57,140 --> 00:55:02,100
So outside the destroyed church, Saida explains to both Mash and Alulu, the reason he does

1145
00:55:02,100 --> 00:55:03,100
not need them.

1146
00:55:03,100 --> 00:55:05,140
It like, he's like, you're too weak.

1147
00:55:05,140 --> 00:55:06,940
What do I need you to help me for?

1148
00:55:06,940 --> 00:55:07,940
I'm better than you.

1149
00:55:07,940 --> 00:55:13,100
He's like super cautious, but he's still like, your stats aren't high enough.

1150
00:55:13,100 --> 00:55:18,020
So just then, this was just then they were confronted by a group of knights who asked

1151
00:55:18,020 --> 00:55:19,020
for help.

1152
00:55:19,020 --> 00:55:22,460
Saida agrees under the condition that he receives payment for it.

1153
00:55:22,460 --> 00:55:24,740
Oh, $50.

1154
00:55:24,740 --> 00:55:29,300
When Saida and Restarte arrive in the area where the undead army is, Saida uses the meteor

1155
00:55:29,300 --> 00:55:31,780
strike skill twice to wipe them out.

1156
00:55:31,780 --> 00:55:35,100
It's destroyed every fucking thing.

1157
00:55:35,100 --> 00:55:40,420
And Simon Alulu tells Restarte that she has not seen Mash in two days.

1158
00:55:40,420 --> 00:55:44,860
Heading to Saida's room, Restarte learns that Saida used the synthesis skill to synthesize

1159
00:55:44,860 --> 00:55:46,380
a powerful sword.

1160
00:55:46,380 --> 00:55:48,460
So he doesn't even need anybody to make any swords for him.

1161
00:55:48,460 --> 00:55:52,260
He's just making them himself now because he's got that skill now after raising up his

1162
00:55:52,260 --> 00:55:53,260
levels.

1163
00:55:53,260 --> 00:55:59,500
So via a two way viewing mirror, Death Magla reveals that, uh, reveals to them that he

1164
00:55:59,500 --> 00:56:01,940
has kidnapped and he is torturing Mash.

1165
00:56:01,940 --> 00:56:02,940
Ouch.

1166
00:56:02,940 --> 00:56:07,940
So you got Mash tied to a chair and yeah, kind of like the, the, the trope of being

1167
00:56:07,940 --> 00:56:09,260
tortured and shit like that.

1168
00:56:09,260 --> 00:56:10,740
Where's that cuts on him and stuff.

1169
00:56:10,740 --> 00:56:14,180
There are a fucking hole underneath the chair and some guy with a fucking thick gas puma

1170
00:56:14,180 --> 00:56:17,940
rope like James Bond getting his fucking nuts cracked.

1171
00:56:17,940 --> 00:56:18,940
That would hurt.

1172
00:56:18,940 --> 00:56:19,940
You remember that scene?

1173
00:56:19,940 --> 00:56:20,940
I do.

1174
00:56:20,940 --> 00:56:22,620
Jesus, that shit was brutal.

1175
00:56:22,620 --> 00:56:23,620
So simple.

1176
00:56:23,620 --> 00:56:24,620
He has so brittle.

1177
00:56:24,620 --> 00:56:25,620
Yeah.

1178
00:56:25,620 --> 00:56:30,740
He just had that thick piece of fucking rope tied into a big fat knot.

1179
00:56:30,740 --> 00:56:31,740
Imagine that though.

1180
00:56:31,740 --> 00:56:36,060
And he is just fucking like swinging underneath the seat because the seat's been, the seat's

1181
00:56:36,060 --> 00:56:37,740
been cut at the bottom.

1182
00:56:37,740 --> 00:56:38,980
So his balls are just hanging down.

1183
00:56:38,980 --> 00:56:39,980
He's just like walking out.

1184
00:56:39,980 --> 00:56:40,980
Boom.

1185
00:56:40,980 --> 00:56:41,980
Boom.

1186
00:56:41,980 --> 00:56:46,220
Although there's that dude that was on America's Got Talent at one point that it was shown

1187
00:56:46,220 --> 00:56:49,340
that he gets hitting the balls all the time and it's fine.

1188
00:56:49,340 --> 00:56:54,860
So you can imagine how mad that torturer would have been if it was that dude who was like,

1189
00:56:54,860 --> 00:56:57,260
well, just keep going.

1190
00:56:57,260 --> 00:56:58,260
Do it more.

1191
00:56:58,260 --> 00:57:01,380
Or you get those crazy fetish people that like it.

1192
00:57:01,380 --> 00:57:04,260
The funniest thing to me was that he got hit so much in the nuts that he had to be in a

1193
00:57:04,260 --> 00:57:07,060
wheelchair for like a week after that.

1194
00:57:07,060 --> 00:57:09,060
I'm like, God dang it.

1195
00:57:09,060 --> 00:57:11,060
They had to cut him off.

1196
00:57:11,060 --> 00:57:13,980
They just fucking wrecked his ballsack.

1197
00:57:13,980 --> 00:57:17,860
He's just fucking dragging himself in a wheelchair at the end of the movie.

1198
00:57:17,860 --> 00:57:19,260
All right.

1199
00:57:19,260 --> 00:57:24,140
So let's see here.

1200
00:57:24,140 --> 00:57:30,500
Just as he was about to kill him, Seiya uses the dimensional blade skill to cut off Dalmalga's

1201
00:57:30,500 --> 00:57:31,900
hand through the mirror.

1202
00:57:31,900 --> 00:57:32,900
Ouch.

1203
00:57:32,900 --> 00:57:35,900
Here's the reality slash type thing.

1204
00:57:35,900 --> 00:57:39,700
After receiving Deathmalga's physical location, they arrive there.

1205
00:57:39,700 --> 00:57:46,460
During the fight, Deathmalga summons Dark Fyrus, a confident Deathmalga then taunts

1206
00:57:46,460 --> 00:57:53,260
Seiya by revealing that he reveals what Dark Fyrus's weaknesses are, basically.

1207
00:57:53,260 --> 00:57:55,140
He's like, you can't beat him.

1208
00:57:55,140 --> 00:57:58,980
His weaknesses are nothing you have.

1209
00:57:58,980 --> 00:58:03,140
Seiya explains that he created different magical bracelets allowing him to use magic attributes

1210
00:58:03,140 --> 00:58:04,900
that he has not trained with.

1211
00:58:04,900 --> 00:58:09,020
After he defeats Dark Fyrus, he turns his attention to a stunned Deathmalga.

1212
00:58:09,020 --> 00:58:11,020
He's like, what the fuck?

1213
00:58:11,020 --> 00:58:13,340
So you got a butt to the stuff that's weak.

1214
00:58:13,340 --> 00:58:14,340
He's weak to fuck.

1215
00:58:14,340 --> 00:58:15,340
Basically, yes.

1216
00:58:15,340 --> 00:58:20,340
So that's what so far this is how it's been going.

1217
00:58:20,340 --> 00:58:24,940
Chapter 5 is called The Goddess is Too Spooky.

1218
00:58:24,940 --> 00:58:30,980
So in simul, Seiya tells Mash and Alulu that they will be used as his baggage carriers.

1219
00:58:30,980 --> 00:58:32,980
Well, it's better than nothing.

1220
00:58:32,980 --> 00:58:35,020
You can't fight with me, but you can carry my stuff.

1221
00:58:35,020 --> 00:58:36,520
How about that?

1222
00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:38,540
You're being useful now.

1223
00:58:38,540 --> 00:58:43,180
Mash then offers to take Seiya to the Dragon's Den, but Seiya wants to head to the Divine

1224
00:58:43,180 --> 00:58:44,180
Realm first.

1225
00:58:44,180 --> 00:58:46,860
He goes back to the Divine Realm again.

1226
00:58:46,860 --> 00:58:50,540
So there, Seiya has Mash train with Cer- uh, Cerseus.

1227
00:58:50,540 --> 00:58:56,460
He's like, because Cerseus is like he's lost all his willpower to train anybody.

1228
00:58:56,460 --> 00:59:00,020
He's like scared of everything moving now and everything.

1229
00:59:00,020 --> 00:59:03,300
When he used to be like this Hercules type character.

1230
00:59:03,300 --> 00:59:05,460
He's like, you're demaculated.

1231
00:59:05,460 --> 00:59:08,140
He's like, here, train him.

1232
00:59:08,140 --> 00:59:10,180
He's like, oh, oh, I'm stronger than him.

1233
00:59:10,180 --> 00:59:11,180
No, thank you.

1234
00:59:11,180 --> 00:59:12,180
He can just beast the hell out of him.

1235
00:59:12,180 --> 00:59:14,540
Basically, that's the way he goes.

1236
00:59:14,540 --> 00:59:19,620
Now Restarte has Lulu train with Hesteaka, the goddess of fire.

1237
00:59:19,620 --> 00:59:23,820
Afterwards, Restarte accidentally bumps into the goddess named Valkyrie, the goddess of

1238
00:59:23,820 --> 00:59:24,820
destruction.

1239
00:59:24,820 --> 00:59:28,500
And it's just like, think of it like Amazonian person.

1240
00:59:28,500 --> 00:59:29,940
I'm there.

1241
00:59:29,940 --> 00:59:31,540
That's her though.

1242
00:59:31,540 --> 00:59:33,820
Like hot-headed and everything.

1243
00:59:33,820 --> 00:59:35,940
And also kind of like a BDSM type.

1244
00:59:35,940 --> 00:59:38,300
That's why she's dressed.

1245
00:59:38,300 --> 00:59:42,340
So noticing how powerful she is, Seiya tells Valkyrie to train him.

1246
00:59:42,340 --> 00:59:46,620
Valkyrie angrily confronts him until Eriadoa stops her.

1247
00:59:46,620 --> 00:59:51,460
She then arranges for him to train with Adinella, the goddess of war.

1248
00:59:51,460 --> 00:59:55,340
After three days of training, Mash has improved while Lulu's training has mostly failed due

1249
00:59:55,340 --> 00:59:58,860
to her having no affinity for flame magic.

1250
00:59:58,860 --> 01:00:03,260
As the party is about to leave, Adinella asks Seiya if she can come with him.

1251
01:00:03,260 --> 01:00:06,460
Seiya bluntly rejects her offer.

1252
01:00:06,460 --> 01:00:10,660
When they finally arrive at the dragon village, they are met by Lagos who confronts them to

1253
01:00:10,660 --> 01:00:14,140
see Levia, the great mother of dragons.

1254
01:00:14,140 --> 01:00:17,180
Levia shows Mash how to transform into a dragon.

1255
01:00:17,180 --> 01:00:22,660
When Lulu asks Levia to show her how to transform as well, Levia tells her that she is to become

1256
01:00:22,660 --> 01:00:27,180
the mighty weapon Exetion instead.

1257
01:00:27,180 --> 01:00:29,260
Exetion?

1258
01:00:29,260 --> 01:00:31,260
Basically she's gonna die to become the sword.

1259
01:00:31,260 --> 01:00:32,260
Ow.

1260
01:00:32,260 --> 01:00:33,260
Damn.

1261
01:00:33,260 --> 01:00:34,260
This mother of all dragons.

1262
01:00:34,260 --> 01:00:35,260
Jesus.

1263
01:00:35,260 --> 01:00:46,420
So, Levia explains to the party about the legend that states that the demon lord can

1264
01:00:46,420 --> 01:00:52,100
be defeated using Exetion, which can be only forged whenever a female dragonkin of human

1265
01:00:52,100 --> 01:00:54,280
appearance offers her life.

1266
01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:59,580
When Mash protests, Levia reveals that the demon lord's forces control 70% of the gay

1267
01:00:59,580 --> 01:01:01,220
brandy.

1268
01:01:01,220 --> 01:01:06,020
Levia then offers everyone a feast prior to conducting the sacred sword ceremony.

1269
01:01:06,020 --> 01:01:10,620
Later that night, Restarte, Seiya, and Mash are enjoying the feast.

1270
01:01:10,620 --> 01:01:13,900
When Lulu has second thoughts, Seiya saves her.

1271
01:01:13,900 --> 01:01:18,620
Levia reveals she anticipated that this might happen, so she laced their food with a paralytic.

1272
01:01:18,620 --> 01:01:19,620
To paralytic.

1273
01:01:19,620 --> 01:01:20,620
Make you paralyzed?

1274
01:01:20,620 --> 01:01:21,620
Ow.

1275
01:01:21,620 --> 01:01:22,620
Where you can't do nothing?

1276
01:01:22,620 --> 01:01:23,980
That would suck.

1277
01:01:23,980 --> 01:01:28,460
However, Seiya counters that he only pretended to eat, explaining that the droid did not

1278
01:01:28,460 --> 01:01:29,460
work on him.

1279
01:01:29,460 --> 01:01:33,180
Again, him being so overly cautious, he didn't even eat any of the food that was offered

1280
01:01:33,180 --> 01:01:34,180
to him.

1281
01:01:34,180 --> 01:01:35,180
So what does he eat?

1282
01:01:35,180 --> 01:01:36,180
Nothing.

1283
01:01:36,180 --> 01:01:37,180
Puts his own food?

1284
01:01:37,180 --> 01:01:38,180
Yeah, basically.

1285
01:01:38,180 --> 01:01:39,180
She is.

1286
01:01:39,180 --> 01:01:40,180
But one time that should actually make sense.

1287
01:01:40,180 --> 01:01:44,740
But he's so cautious, it's like, she's like, I put paralytic in your food.

1288
01:01:44,740 --> 01:01:46,020
He's like, that's too bad.

1289
01:01:46,020 --> 01:01:47,020
I didn't eat your food.

1290
01:01:47,020 --> 01:01:51,420
She's like, but I've seen you eat it.

1291
01:01:51,420 --> 01:01:53,220
He's like, you've seen me eat it?

1292
01:01:53,220 --> 01:01:56,620
You think you saw me eat it.

1293
01:01:56,620 --> 01:01:59,740
So Livia decides to confront Seiya.

1294
01:01:59,740 --> 01:02:03,340
When she refuses to lift the Ululu's curse, Seiya fights Livia head on.

1295
01:02:03,340 --> 01:02:07,660
It appears that she is winning until she notices that she is about to fall into the abyss.

1296
01:02:07,660 --> 01:02:09,900
Which is where they were going to throw this one girl Ululu.

1297
01:02:09,900 --> 01:02:16,140
They were going to throw her down into this pit to turn her into a sword.

1298
01:02:16,140 --> 01:02:20,460
So at that point, feigning her surrender, Livia attempts to kill Seiya.

1299
01:02:20,460 --> 01:02:22,980
However, he manages to defeat her.

1300
01:02:22,980 --> 01:02:26,700
Whose Exatian appears because she fell into this abyss.

1301
01:02:26,700 --> 01:02:29,780
So this mother of dragons fell into the abyss and she became the sword.

1302
01:02:29,780 --> 01:02:32,220
Well, someone's gotta do the sword.

1303
01:02:32,220 --> 01:02:34,220
Might as well be you, I guess.

1304
01:02:34,220 --> 01:02:38,700
Once the party leaves the village, Seiya admits to restarting the sword he acquires is not

1305
01:02:38,700 --> 01:02:40,340
the real Exatian.

1306
01:02:40,340 --> 01:02:44,980
He created it with his synthesis to make it look like the mother of dragons became the

1307
01:02:44,980 --> 01:02:45,980
sword, but she just died.

1308
01:02:45,980 --> 01:02:46,980
Oh, it's fucked up.

1309
01:02:46,980 --> 01:02:51,160
They are then confronted by a group of knights.

1310
01:02:51,160 --> 01:02:54,420
So episode 7 is called, This Lady Knight is Too Dog-like.

1311
01:02:54,420 --> 01:02:59,380
Cause got a dog face.

1312
01:02:59,380 --> 01:03:03,460
So the Roseguard Imperial Knight asks the party to help them fight the Demon Lord's

1313
01:03:03,460 --> 01:03:06,020
forces at Olgah Fortress.

1314
01:03:06,020 --> 01:03:13,020
Once they arrive in the area, they see Beelbubs, which is supposed to be like Beelzebub.

1315
01:03:13,020 --> 01:03:16,100
A horde has killed several knights.

1316
01:03:16,100 --> 01:03:19,900
Afterwards, the party meets up with the Rosali Roseguard.

1317
01:03:19,900 --> 01:03:24,460
They then head to the Olgah Fortress inside the council, holds a strategy meeting.

1318
01:03:24,460 --> 01:03:29,780
So trying to figure out how they're going to beat this demon basically that's in this

1319
01:03:29,780 --> 01:03:31,380
area in Fortress.

1320
01:03:31,380 --> 01:03:37,140
However, Seiya feels that the best course of action is for him to head back to the Divine

1321
01:03:37,140 --> 01:03:38,140
Realm again.

1322
01:03:38,140 --> 01:03:40,260
Go back to training?

1323
01:03:40,260 --> 01:03:43,740
His whole fucking plan of attack is always to go train first.

1324
01:03:43,740 --> 01:03:45,740
He loves his prep time.

1325
01:03:45,740 --> 01:03:48,660
He's like Batman on steroids.

1326
01:03:48,660 --> 01:03:50,900
Give me 17 days, I'll be right back.

1327
01:03:50,900 --> 01:03:54,980
So whenever he calls Rosali out for being too reckless, she angrily confronts him where

1328
01:03:54,980 --> 01:03:57,900
she is continuously slapped by him.

1329
01:03:57,900 --> 01:04:03,740
She comes up to him and she's like, and then she comes up to him and gives him back and

1330
01:04:03,740 --> 01:04:07,620
forth over and over and over where her face like pumps up.

1331
01:04:07,620 --> 01:04:12,740
Then she starts crying and shit even though she's supposed to be this like hot headed

1332
01:04:12,740 --> 01:04:13,740
female knight.

1333
01:04:13,740 --> 01:04:17,500
What's he slapping her for?

1334
01:04:17,500 --> 01:04:20,860
Because he called her, he basically said that she's too impulsive.

1335
01:04:20,860 --> 01:04:25,260
And like she comes at him like, well fight me then he just slaps the fuck out of him.

1336
01:04:25,260 --> 01:04:30,740
Then he doesn't attack her, he just slaps the shit out of her.

1337
01:04:30,740 --> 01:04:32,220
Back and forth over and over and over.

1338
01:04:32,220 --> 01:04:38,860
It's like every time she comes towards him, he slaps her.

1339
01:04:38,860 --> 01:04:43,980
So in the Divine Realm, Seiya asks Restarte to introduce him to a god who can help him.

1340
01:04:43,980 --> 01:04:48,700
She takes him to the Verdant Forest to meet Midas, the goddess of archery.

1341
01:04:48,700 --> 01:04:54,820
While Seiya is training Restarte Mashinolulu run into Cerseius who tells them that Adeline,

1342
01:04:54,820 --> 01:04:59,620
Adinella is still angry with Seiya since he said that she can't come with him from the

1343
01:04:59,620 --> 01:05:02,420
last time they were in the Divine Realm.

1344
01:05:02,420 --> 01:05:06,140
She's become like this dark goddess now where she's like just pure evil.

1345
01:05:06,140 --> 01:05:07,620
Well damn.

1346
01:05:07,620 --> 01:05:16,060
So let's see here.

1347
01:05:16,060 --> 01:05:21,100
At Eriadoa's house, Eriadoa agrees to unlock Mashinolulu's dormant powers.

1348
01:05:21,100 --> 01:05:23,220
Restarte then heads to Adinella's house.

1349
01:05:23,220 --> 01:05:25,540
The one that's the crazy one at the moment.

1350
01:05:25,540 --> 01:05:28,780
When she tries to warn Seiya, Adinella confronts him.

1351
01:05:28,780 --> 01:05:33,060
He is able to calm her down to the point where she is no longer angry with him by saying,

1352
01:05:33,060 --> 01:05:36,420
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

1353
01:05:36,420 --> 01:05:39,460
She becomes like that lovesick puppy again.

1354
01:05:39,460 --> 01:05:46,380
So she goes from being like dark goddess, the angry one to kill him and then, uh.

1355
01:05:46,380 --> 01:05:51,580
Afterwards it is revealed that Midas was watching the incident the entire time.

1356
01:05:51,580 --> 01:05:55,180
The god that was the goddess of archery.

1357
01:05:55,180 --> 01:05:59,700
Episode 8 is called Neat and Tidy but Overly Nymphomaniacal.

1358
01:05:59,700 --> 01:06:03,060
It's a long one.

1359
01:06:03,060 --> 01:06:04,060
Yeah it's a long...

1360
01:06:04,060 --> 01:06:07,740
That's right, Japanese titles are really...

1361
01:06:07,740 --> 01:06:09,540
Like they're to the point.

1362
01:06:09,540 --> 01:06:11,580
Yes but in a long way.

1363
01:06:11,580 --> 01:06:14,180
Unlike the one piece ones?

1364
01:06:14,180 --> 01:06:15,180
Those are worse too.

1365
01:06:15,180 --> 01:06:20,340
It's like on today's episode we travel to the forbidden zone, we meet up a new ally,

1366
01:06:20,340 --> 01:06:21,980
uh do we lose a superhero?

1367
01:06:21,980 --> 01:06:23,340
No he's still alive.

1368
01:06:23,340 --> 01:06:24,900
And I'm like what?

1369
01:06:24,900 --> 01:06:25,900
What?

1370
01:06:25,900 --> 01:06:28,300
These are at least title.

1371
01:06:28,300 --> 01:06:32,260
Yeah but they're also long as hell and they tell you immediately what it's going to be.

1372
01:06:32,260 --> 01:06:34,540
Neat and Tidy but Overly Nymphomaniacal.

1373
01:06:34,540 --> 01:06:36,940
So that's a freak.

1374
01:06:36,940 --> 01:06:40,700
It just seems like it's for Sarah or whatever.

1375
01:06:40,700 --> 01:06:45,980
Like he's neat and tidy and you know overly cautious but he's also a freak in the sheets

1376
01:06:45,980 --> 01:06:48,620
apparently is what it sounds like title wise.

1377
01:06:48,620 --> 01:06:54,380
So at Eriadoa's house, Eriadoa shows Restarte some of the dormant powers that Mash and Alulu

1378
01:06:54,380 --> 01:06:56,740
have unlocked.

1379
01:06:56,740 --> 01:07:01,580
When Restarte tells Eriadoa about Seiya's training with Midas, she is worried Eriadoa

1380
01:07:01,580 --> 01:07:06,580
reveals that Midas who was banished because she was a Nymphomaniacal goddess.

1381
01:07:06,580 --> 01:07:08,580
That's why she's in that forest to begin with.

1382
01:07:08,580 --> 01:07:10,220
The freak fucking trees huh?

1383
01:07:10,220 --> 01:07:12,220
Yeah she's a fucking freak.

1384
01:07:12,220 --> 01:07:17,140
It's like they pushed her as far away from this like divine little like community as

1385
01:07:17,140 --> 01:07:18,140
they could.

1386
01:07:18,140 --> 01:07:19,140
Like being in the forest.

1387
01:07:19,140 --> 01:07:22,140
She's a fucking freak.

1388
01:07:22,140 --> 01:07:25,580
Some bunch of broken branches everywhere.

1389
01:07:25,580 --> 01:07:29,580
She's been grinding on everybody.

1390
01:07:29,580 --> 01:07:31,540
Fucking wrecking shit.

1391
01:07:31,540 --> 01:07:36,820
So whenever Restarte attempts to warn Seiya, they see Midas tied up to a tree.

1392
01:07:36,820 --> 01:07:42,880
Instead of her tying Seiya up to a tree, she's tied up to a tree.

1393
01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:45,780
After she frees herself, she lustfully attacks Seiya and Mash.

1394
01:07:45,780 --> 01:07:48,180
However, Seiya is ultimately able to stop her.

1395
01:07:48,180 --> 01:07:49,180
Said lustfully.

1396
01:07:49,180 --> 01:07:50,180
Yes.

1397
01:07:50,180 --> 01:07:51,180
She's quit the word.

1398
01:07:51,180 --> 01:07:53,260
She's a freak.

1399
01:07:53,260 --> 01:07:58,260
The party then head out to Olga Fortress where they learn that Rosale left.

1400
01:07:58,260 --> 01:08:02,380
That night, that female night that he kept slapping over and over and over again.

1401
01:08:02,380 --> 01:08:07,060
Arriving at Beelbub's lair, they see him capture Rosale.

1402
01:08:07,060 --> 01:08:10,900
Just as he is about to drop her, Restarte distracts him long enough for Seiya to shoot

1403
01:08:10,900 --> 01:08:12,540
an arrow at him.

1404
01:08:12,540 --> 01:08:16,540
Once Rosale is rescued, Beelbub turns his attention to Seiya.

1405
01:08:16,540 --> 01:08:19,820
When he attempts to attack Seiya, he gets killed.

1406
01:08:19,820 --> 01:08:20,820
Lamped.

1407
01:08:20,820 --> 01:08:21,940
Pretty quickly.

1408
01:08:21,940 --> 01:08:28,780
After Beelbub's horde is dealt with, which is a whole horde of hornet bees and shit like

1409
01:08:28,780 --> 01:08:32,100
that that he has control over.

1410
01:08:32,100 --> 01:08:37,080
Rosale reluctantly tells Seiya about a legendary suit of armor in a shrine near the village

1411
01:08:37,080 --> 01:08:38,780
of Izale.

1412
01:08:38,780 --> 01:08:42,260
When the party arrives there, they find the village in ruins.

1413
01:08:42,260 --> 01:08:46,820
They are then confronted by Kilkupil, one of the four heavenly kings.

1414
01:08:46,820 --> 01:08:47,820
Kilkupil?

1415
01:08:47,820 --> 01:08:49,860
We've already defeated two or three of them.

1416
01:08:49,860 --> 01:08:50,860
This is the fourth.

1417
01:08:50,860 --> 01:08:53,780
We'll get you going down the list.

1418
01:08:53,780 --> 01:09:01,500
We're killing the big boob transforming, what's that statue of like Satan that goes around

1419
01:09:01,500 --> 01:09:05,300
all the time with the horns and the goat head, but the female breasts and stuff?

1420
01:09:05,300 --> 01:09:06,900
I don't know.

1421
01:09:06,900 --> 01:09:07,900
Baphomet.

1422
01:09:07,900 --> 01:09:10,380
She looks like that?

1423
01:09:10,380 --> 01:09:11,380
Baphomet?

1424
01:09:11,380 --> 01:09:12,380
Well the first one did.

1425
01:09:12,380 --> 01:09:14,300
Then the second one looks like a reaper.

1426
01:09:14,300 --> 01:09:20,540
Then we had the bee guy that's supposed to be Beelbub and now we have Kilkupil, one of

1427
01:09:20,540 --> 01:09:25,380
the four heavenly kings, who reveals that he destroyed the armor so Seiya cannot use

1428
01:09:25,380 --> 01:09:26,380
it.

1429
01:09:26,380 --> 01:09:27,380
Damn.

1430
01:09:27,380 --> 01:09:28,820
So episode 9.

1431
01:09:28,820 --> 01:09:31,980
The reaper is just too invincible.

1432
01:09:31,980 --> 01:09:37,240
So Kilkupil admits to the party that he knows that he is not powerful enough so he is going

1433
01:09:37,240 --> 01:09:41,140
to exchange his life to invoke the greatest of summoning magic.

1434
01:09:41,140 --> 01:09:46,540
Once he does, the reaper, Krosday Thanatos, is summoned.

1435
01:09:46,540 --> 01:09:52,380
Which was it, this is red, it's just they're all words together.

1436
01:09:52,380 --> 01:09:55,660
So Seiya has Restarte send the party back to the divine realm.

1437
01:09:55,660 --> 01:09:58,780
When they arrive there, that seems to be the go to move.

1438
01:09:58,780 --> 01:10:00,660
So we're back to the divine realm.

1439
01:10:00,660 --> 01:10:04,260
When they arrive there, Seiya reveals that he has a plan.

1440
01:10:04,260 --> 01:10:09,740
On the temple roof, Valkyrie is painting when Krosday Thanatos destroys her piece.

1441
01:10:09,740 --> 01:10:10,740
Damn.

1442
01:10:10,740 --> 01:10:15,220
So Valkyrie, this god that's like hot headed and she'll fucking fight anything, but she

1443
01:10:15,220 --> 01:10:18,300
still hasn't trained Seiya yet.

1444
01:10:18,300 --> 01:10:23,220
But she's supposed to be the most powerful god basically of any kind of like war or anything

1445
01:10:23,220 --> 01:10:25,300
like that in this divine realm.

1446
01:10:25,300 --> 01:10:31,820
So this reaper basically Krosday Thanatos destroys her painting that she was doing.

1447
01:10:31,820 --> 01:10:37,700
After a while, she uses her ultimate skill, Gate of Valhalla, to finally get rid of it.

1448
01:10:37,700 --> 01:10:41,260
Despite Valkyrie's warning about the skill, Seiya is impressed enough to ask her to train

1449
01:10:41,260 --> 01:10:43,060
him again.

1450
01:10:43,060 --> 01:10:47,300
Mash and Alulu then decide to head back to Eriadoa's house to get more training from

1451
01:10:47,300 --> 01:10:48,300
her.

1452
01:10:48,300 --> 01:10:52,580
And then meanwhile, Cersei tells Restarte that Ishtar wants to see her.

1453
01:10:52,580 --> 01:10:55,620
This guy that was scared of every fucking thing, he's got his confidence back after

1454
01:10:55,620 --> 01:10:58,700
training Mash so he's not all scared no more of Seiya.

1455
01:10:58,700 --> 01:11:00,500
Kill my man again.

1456
01:11:00,500 --> 01:11:03,940
Basically now he's like he's got that like base back in his voice again.

1457
01:11:03,940 --> 01:11:08,460
And he's not hiding, cowering in the corner no more.

1458
01:11:08,460 --> 01:11:14,180
So at Ishtar's house, the leader of this divine realm, Ishtar tells Restarte that the last

1459
01:11:14,180 --> 01:11:16,900
of the four heavenly kings is leaving an army.

1460
01:11:16,900 --> 01:11:23,060
The next day Restarte arrives at Eriadoa's house to see how far they advanced with Mash

1461
01:11:23,060 --> 01:11:24,860
and Alulu's training.

1462
01:11:24,860 --> 01:11:27,340
They then head to Valkyrie's house.

1463
01:11:27,340 --> 01:11:34,660
Afterwards they head to Geobrande where they see Wulk's roseguard easily defeat Eraser

1464
01:11:34,660 --> 01:11:37,060
Kaiser and his army.

1465
01:11:37,060 --> 01:11:43,260
When Restarte wonders why Wulk does not fight the demon lord, he turns into a child.

1466
01:11:43,260 --> 01:11:51,260
So this super powerful warrior, he turns back into a child at that point.

1467
01:11:51,260 --> 01:11:56,780
Like damn it, Puberty back again.

1468
01:11:56,780 --> 01:11:59,660
Which that would just be fucking horrible.

1469
01:11:59,660 --> 01:12:02,940
It's like you're super super powerful but you turn back into a kid.

1470
01:12:02,940 --> 01:12:04,580
It's like fuck it.

1471
01:12:04,580 --> 01:12:05,980
Well damn.

1472
01:12:05,980 --> 01:12:08,700
We have episode 9.5, it's called Omnibus.

1473
01:12:08,700 --> 01:12:11,100
It's just a recap of the first six episodes.

1474
01:12:11,100 --> 01:12:16,020
So I'm not gonna read back over those again.

1475
01:12:16,020 --> 01:12:19,300
Episode 10, it's called The Man is Too Strong for Being So Old.

1476
01:12:19,300 --> 01:12:24,980
That's like a gimmick in Japanese, like old guys being buff as fuck.

1477
01:12:24,980 --> 01:12:25,980
Yeah, pretty much.

1478
01:12:25,980 --> 01:12:26,980
Like Master Oshii.

1479
01:12:26,980 --> 01:12:29,780
They're super young, they're super strong.

1480
01:12:29,780 --> 01:12:30,780
Super old are super strong.

1481
01:12:30,780 --> 01:12:32,140
And the middle age is like nothing apparently.

1482
01:12:32,140 --> 01:12:33,140
Yeah.

1483
01:12:33,140 --> 01:12:36,060
The Japanese middle age is like the most non-existent.

1484
01:12:36,060 --> 01:12:37,060
Most depressing.

1485
01:12:37,060 --> 01:12:39,020
I don't know what it is about middle age in Japan.

1486
01:12:39,020 --> 01:12:41,220
It's just like completely overlooked consistently.

1487
01:12:41,220 --> 01:12:45,780
It's also funny whenever they call people old in animes like Black Clover where the

1488
01:12:45,780 --> 01:12:50,540
leader of the black wolves is 28 and like that old man is like fuck you I'm 28.

1489
01:12:50,540 --> 01:12:51,540
Jesus.

1490
01:12:51,540 --> 01:12:54,180
I got some fear about middle age for some reason.

1491
01:12:54,180 --> 01:12:55,180
Yeah.

1492
01:12:55,180 --> 01:12:59,940
So the party is stunned whenever they see Wulk's turn back into a child.

1493
01:12:59,940 --> 01:13:05,140
Later the party decides to head back into town.

1494
01:13:05,140 --> 01:13:09,700
Once they are done, they head to the castle inside where Zali tells him that her father

1495
01:13:09,700 --> 01:13:11,300
does not have long to live.

1496
01:13:11,300 --> 01:13:16,060
While the party is meeting with Wulk's, he receives a message that the demon lord's forces

1497
01:13:16,060 --> 01:13:17,900
are attacking the capital.

1498
01:13:17,900 --> 01:13:23,700
Seiya takes Mash and Alula with him while he has Restarte stay behind for the wolves.

1499
01:13:23,700 --> 01:13:28,460
When Wulk shows Restarte around the cathedral, he reveals that the demon lord created a magical

1500
01:13:28,460 --> 01:13:33,540
item called the chain of destruction, which is capable of destroying the real souls of

1501
01:13:33,540 --> 01:13:34,780
gods and heroes.

1502
01:13:34,780 --> 01:13:35,780
Ouch.

1503
01:13:35,780 --> 01:13:37,420
So not just the like a...

1504
01:13:37,420 --> 01:13:38,420
Their physical form.

1505
01:13:38,420 --> 01:13:41,140
Their fucking esoteric form as well.

1506
01:13:41,140 --> 01:13:42,140
Basically, yeah.

1507
01:13:42,140 --> 01:13:47,700
So like with Seiya whenever he was summoned, his real soul is back on his own earth because

1508
01:13:47,700 --> 01:13:50,260
he was summoned because he hadn't died in his own world.

1509
01:13:50,260 --> 01:13:51,260
Cyber helmet?

1510
01:13:51,260 --> 01:13:52,260
Kinda yeah.

1511
01:13:52,260 --> 01:13:53,260
Jesus.

1512
01:13:53,260 --> 01:13:54,260
Yeah.

1513
01:13:54,260 --> 01:13:57,380
He also reveals that he has joined forces with the demon lord.

1514
01:13:57,380 --> 01:13:59,860
Since he is about to kill her, Seiya returns.

1515
01:13:59,860 --> 01:14:02,140
During the fight, Wulk becomes a demon kin.

1516
01:14:02,140 --> 01:14:06,420
Instead of a dragon kin, a demon kin.

1517
01:14:06,420 --> 01:14:12,980
Wulk appears to have the fight won, however, Seiya uses the counter break skill to return

1518
01:14:12,980 --> 01:14:15,180
the same damage back to Wulk's.

1519
01:14:15,180 --> 01:14:19,900
Once Wulk is defeated, Seiya has Rosalia speak to her father before he dies.

1520
01:14:19,900 --> 01:14:24,460
Three days later, Seiya recovers and allows the party to have fun.

1521
01:14:24,460 --> 01:14:29,060
While Restarte, Mash, and Alulu are enjoying themselves, Seiya heads off on his own.

1522
01:14:29,060 --> 01:14:31,020
Back to the divide route to train.

1523
01:14:31,020 --> 01:14:33,140
To train some more.

1524
01:14:33,140 --> 01:14:36,380
This motherfucker trains so much it's not even funny.

1525
01:14:36,380 --> 01:14:38,940
Episode 11 is called The Truth is Too Much to Bear.

1526
01:14:38,940 --> 01:14:43,160
So Restarte, Mash, and Alulu spend the day enjoying themselves.

1527
01:14:43,160 --> 01:14:46,580
When they head back to their hotel room, they notice that Seiya is not there.

1528
01:14:46,580 --> 01:14:53,660
Heading to Ishtar's house, they find a distraught area Edoa who escorts them to Ishtar's location.

1529
01:14:53,660 --> 01:14:57,380
Ishtar reveals that Seiya went to the Demon Lord's castle alone.

1530
01:14:57,380 --> 01:14:59,100
So he didn't actually go to go train.

1531
01:14:59,100 --> 01:15:01,100
He went to the Demon Lord's castle.

1532
01:15:01,100 --> 01:15:03,820
He's like fucking listen to this.

1533
01:15:03,820 --> 01:15:08,320
She also reveals that despite his personality and demeanor, Seiya actually cares more about

1534
01:15:08,320 --> 01:15:10,020
them than he lets on.

1535
01:15:10,020 --> 01:15:14,660
She then shows Restarte footage from a hundred years ago when area Edoa previously summoned

1536
01:15:14,660 --> 01:15:16,140
Seiya to Exphoria.

1537
01:15:16,140 --> 01:15:21,620
He pulls out a VHS tape player and a fucking old disc.

1538
01:15:21,620 --> 01:15:22,620
Here's the footage.

1539
01:15:22,620 --> 01:15:26,860
Yeah, because apparently heroes can be summoned multiple times.

1540
01:15:26,860 --> 01:15:30,940
But when they get sent back to their realm again, they forget everything that happened

1541
01:15:30,940 --> 01:15:32,660
to them when they were summoned.

1542
01:15:32,660 --> 01:15:34,660
And that's where we learn this.

1543
01:15:34,660 --> 01:15:39,180
That's why we know that his soul is not technically in like this new world.

1544
01:15:39,180 --> 01:15:42,300
It's back in his previous world still.

1545
01:15:42,300 --> 01:15:48,200
So back then, Seiya would recklessly fight enemies while unprepared.

1546
01:15:48,200 --> 01:15:52,940
That's why he's so cautious now, because during this first round, he was just randomly going

1547
01:15:52,940 --> 01:15:56,940
into shit, fighting whatever he could and trying to win.

1548
01:15:56,940 --> 01:16:02,480
When the party fought the Demon Lord in this other world, it apparently they had they basically

1549
01:16:02,480 --> 01:16:04,660
killed him in the other world.

1550
01:16:04,660 --> 01:16:08,280
However, he revealed that he had two lives.

1551
01:16:08,280 --> 01:16:13,340
As a result, he was able to kill the party, including Seiya, Princess Tiana and their

1552
01:16:13,340 --> 01:16:14,340
unborn child.

1553
01:16:14,340 --> 01:16:19,140
And that's what the Demon Lord in the previous world did.

1554
01:16:19,140 --> 01:16:23,700
After watching the footage, Ishtar reveals to Restarte that she is the reincarnate of

1555
01:16:23,700 --> 01:16:25,840
Princess Tiana.

1556
01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:32,060
So the one that Seiya was with in the first world 100 years ago was actually her.

1557
01:16:32,060 --> 01:16:34,740
And she was reincarnated as a goddess.

1558
01:16:34,740 --> 01:16:37,580
And he went back to his own world after that first...

1559
01:16:37,580 --> 01:16:38,580
Planet Earth.

1560
01:16:38,580 --> 01:16:40,780
Planet flipping burgers at McDonald's.

1561
01:16:40,780 --> 01:16:46,140
And despite the warnings from Eri Ado and Ishtar, Restarte insists on finding Seiya and opens

1562
01:16:46,140 --> 01:16:50,380
a portal to the Demon Lord's castle directly, taking Mash and Alulu with her to save their

1563
01:16:50,380 --> 01:16:54,960
friend since he's fighting the Demon Lord at this point.

1564
01:16:54,960 --> 01:17:00,100
So last episode of the season and the series for as far as I know, episode 12, the hero

1565
01:17:00,100 --> 01:17:01,820
is overpowered but overly cautious.

1566
01:17:01,820 --> 01:17:06,220
That is the actual like the title of the show is the title of the episode.

1567
01:17:06,220 --> 01:17:10,220
So Restarte, Mash and Alulu arrive in the heart of the Demon Lord's castle before they

1568
01:17:10,220 --> 01:17:13,300
can help however, Seiya unleashes the Gate of Valhalla.

1569
01:17:13,300 --> 01:17:14,300
The same...

1570
01:17:14,300 --> 01:17:15,300
Gate of Valhalla.

1571
01:17:15,300 --> 01:17:16,300
Sounds so cool.

1572
01:17:16,300 --> 01:17:23,800
The same as the same attack that Valkyrie used against that like Reaper character.

1573
01:17:23,800 --> 01:17:27,820
Due to the skill's effects, Seiya's life force begins to crumble away.

1574
01:17:27,820 --> 01:17:32,260
Restarte demands the full use of her healing ability because she's been restricted while

1575
01:17:32,260 --> 01:17:33,260
being on this world.

1576
01:17:33,260 --> 01:17:37,180
In the divine realm she has her full abilities but whenever she's on this new world that

1577
01:17:37,180 --> 01:17:42,180
she summoned Seiya to, she's like diminished kind of like she can't use her full powers

1578
01:17:42,180 --> 01:17:44,160
without permission.

1579
01:17:44,160 --> 01:17:48,420
So with her full strength Restarte manages to heal Seiya's wounds in time before they

1580
01:17:48,420 --> 01:17:51,740
can celebrate the Demon Lord again burst through the doors.

1581
01:17:51,740 --> 01:17:52,740
Basically out of the...

1582
01:17:52,740 --> 01:17:53,740
Oh yeah.

1583
01:17:53,740 --> 01:17:55,740
Out of the gates of Valhalla basically.

1584
01:17:55,740 --> 01:18:00,980
So like a cool-headed man type that just busts out.

1585
01:18:00,980 --> 01:18:04,580
So suddenly Seiya stands back up and calls forth a second Gate of Valhalla.

1586
01:18:04,580 --> 01:18:08,020
God dang how many gates of Valhalla are there?

1587
01:18:08,020 --> 01:18:09,420
How many ways is to get to Valhalla?

1588
01:18:09,420 --> 01:18:10,420
I know.

1589
01:18:10,420 --> 01:18:11,940
There's like one just die.

1590
01:18:11,940 --> 01:18:14,340
So finally defeating the Demon Lord once and for all.

1591
01:18:14,340 --> 01:18:18,700
Seiya then says his goodbyes to his companions and disappears with a smile after he realizes

1592
01:18:18,700 --> 01:18:20,780
who Restarte really is.

1593
01:18:20,780 --> 01:18:22,740
Because he didn't know like there was no memories.

1594
01:18:22,740 --> 01:18:24,220
Everybody came back.

1595
01:18:24,220 --> 01:18:29,240
But like since that all happened a hundred years ago he was so overly exuberant during

1596
01:18:29,240 --> 01:18:34,200
his first round there and so like reckless that he ingrained his in his mind that's why

1597
01:18:34,200 --> 01:18:37,500
he's so overly cautious now.

1598
01:18:37,500 --> 01:18:42,340
She is informed that she will be sent to save Exforia once again but without any of her

1599
01:18:42,340 --> 01:18:47,140
divine healing powers and if she fails she will be stripped of her divinity.

1600
01:18:47,140 --> 01:18:51,240
This is her punishment for helping with her full powers on this new world.

1601
01:18:51,240 --> 01:18:54,900
Before Restarte can accept Ishtar reveals that the effects of the chain destruction

1602
01:18:54,900 --> 01:19:01,020
were lifted whenever the second Gate of Valhalla was used so Seiya is not permanently destroyed.

1603
01:19:01,020 --> 01:19:03,580
He just got sent back to his own world.

1604
01:19:03,580 --> 01:19:07,860
Restarte receives the note of her hero's information and she cries tears of joy whenever she sees

1605
01:19:07,860 --> 01:19:13,740
Seiya's name and impossibly cautious personality written on it so she can summon him again.

1606
01:19:13,740 --> 01:19:15,900
And that's how it ends.

1607
01:19:15,900 --> 01:19:19,140
With him finally figuring out who she is and then she figures out who he is.

1608
01:19:19,140 --> 01:19:21,060
Not much of a kid or anything?

1609
01:19:21,060 --> 01:19:22,620
They're like an unborn child?

1610
01:19:22,620 --> 01:19:23,620
No.

1611
01:19:23,620 --> 01:19:24,620
Well damn.

1612
01:19:24,620 --> 01:19:25,620
No.

1613
01:19:25,620 --> 01:19:26,620
Cause I fucked that kid.

1614
01:19:26,620 --> 01:19:27,620
Fucked them kids.

1615
01:19:27,620 --> 01:19:31,380
But it's a decent anime.

1616
01:19:31,380 --> 01:19:35,140
It's got a lot of comedy points and stuff like that in it.

1617
01:19:35,140 --> 01:19:39,780
There's a little bit of fan service but nowhere near as much as some of the other animes that

1618
01:19:39,780 --> 01:19:41,100
we've talked about before.

1619
01:19:41,100 --> 01:19:42,100
Okay.

1620
01:19:42,100 --> 01:19:43,100
Like Miss Kiritake.

1621
01:19:43,100 --> 01:19:44,100
Yeah.

1622
01:19:44,100 --> 01:19:47,100
There's a lot of fan service.

1623
01:19:47,100 --> 01:19:53,820
Enough to make Noa's head bounce up and down as he's watching the show.

1624
01:19:53,820 --> 01:19:56,980
My head stays fucking rock hard.

1625
01:19:56,980 --> 01:19:57,980
My eyes though.

1626
01:19:57,980 --> 01:19:59,980
Just bouncing up and down.

1627
01:19:59,980 --> 01:20:02,900
Alright, ready for some Reddit?

1628
01:20:02,900 --> 01:20:03,900
Yeah.

1629
01:20:03,900 --> 01:20:04,900
Alrighty.

1630
01:20:04,900 --> 01:20:07,020
First one is from OhNoConsequences.

1631
01:20:07,020 --> 01:20:10,020
This is the subreddit.

1632
01:20:10,020 --> 01:20:13,300
If this isn't the consequences of my own actions.

1633
01:20:13,300 --> 01:20:15,100
Well that's the subreddit.

1634
01:20:15,100 --> 01:20:18,940
There's only one from that subreddit but the rest of them are all from Today I Fucked Up

1635
01:20:18,940 --> 01:20:19,940
as normal.

1636
01:20:19,940 --> 01:20:20,940
Okay.

1637
01:20:20,940 --> 01:20:23,100
So this first one is from the subreddit OhNoConsequences.

1638
01:20:23,100 --> 01:20:25,100
Oh no.

1639
01:20:25,100 --> 01:20:27,860
By the person I feel gross and sad.

1640
01:20:27,860 --> 01:20:30,380
I might nomicate you right there.

1641
01:20:30,380 --> 01:20:31,380
Yeah.

1642
01:20:31,380 --> 01:20:32,380
So this person puts...

1643
01:20:32,380 --> 01:20:34,380
Let's see here.

1644
01:20:34,380 --> 01:20:36,140
Blah blah blah.

1645
01:20:36,140 --> 01:20:38,180
I don't care about the updates.

1646
01:20:38,180 --> 01:20:41,820
I don't know why people put updates at the beginning before they actually tell you the

1647
01:20:41,820 --> 01:20:42,820
story.

1648
01:20:42,820 --> 01:20:43,820
That's a good point.

1649
01:20:43,820 --> 01:20:44,820
Yeah.

1650
01:20:44,820 --> 01:20:47,180
I need to know the story first before they update to have any relevance to what I need

1651
01:20:47,180 --> 01:20:48,180
to know.

1652
01:20:48,180 --> 01:20:49,180
Right.

1653
01:20:49,180 --> 01:20:50,180
That doesn't make any damn sense to me.

1654
01:20:50,180 --> 01:20:51,180
But sure.

1655
01:20:51,180 --> 01:20:52,180
Alright so...

1656
01:20:52,180 --> 01:20:53,180
P.S.

1657
01:20:53,180 --> 01:20:54,180
Yeah.

1658
01:20:54,180 --> 01:20:55,180
I lived.

1659
01:20:55,180 --> 01:20:56,180
P.S.S.

1660
01:20:56,180 --> 01:21:00,180
I didn't live.

1661
01:21:00,180 --> 01:21:01,940
The person puts...

1662
01:21:01,940 --> 01:21:04,060
My ex and I have separated.

1663
01:21:04,060 --> 01:21:05,060
It's weird to say...

1664
01:21:05,060 --> 01:21:06,060
You finally called an ex.

1665
01:21:06,060 --> 01:21:07,060
Exactly.

1666
01:21:07,060 --> 01:21:09,580
You gotta just tell this is your ex.

1667
01:21:09,580 --> 01:21:10,580
Yeah.

1668
01:21:10,580 --> 01:21:11,580
That kinda makes sense.

1669
01:21:11,580 --> 01:21:12,580
Yeah.

1670
01:21:12,580 --> 01:21:14,060
You gotta say my girlfriend and I had separated so now she's my ex or something.

1671
01:21:14,060 --> 01:21:15,060
My ex and I...

1672
01:21:15,060 --> 01:21:16,060
But yeah.

1673
01:21:16,060 --> 01:21:18,080
In fact you called her an ex.

1674
01:21:18,080 --> 01:21:21,740
It's weird to say because I'm still confused about everything but it's simple as the title

1675
01:21:21,740 --> 01:21:22,740
says.

1676
01:21:22,740 --> 01:21:24,860
Which I'm not gonna say the title yet.

1677
01:21:24,860 --> 01:21:28,620
A week ago we were at my place whenever something changed in her demeanor.

1678
01:21:28,620 --> 01:21:32,020
She walked over and simply states, I'm leaving.

1679
01:21:32,020 --> 01:21:33,860
I was confused.

1680
01:21:33,860 --> 01:21:37,820
Confused and asked what she meant and she said something along the lines of me knowing

1681
01:21:37,820 --> 01:21:38,820
why.

1682
01:21:38,820 --> 01:21:39,820
Okay.

1683
01:21:39,820 --> 01:21:40,820
I'm confused.

1684
01:21:40,820 --> 01:21:42,740
I wouldn't ask bitch if I knew why.

1685
01:21:42,740 --> 01:21:44,940
What do you mean I don't know why?

1686
01:21:44,940 --> 01:21:48,620
I'm confused because a minute ago we were just happy watching shows and bullshitting.

1687
01:21:48,620 --> 01:21:49,620
Yeah.

1688
01:21:49,620 --> 01:21:50,620
That's a weird name.

1689
01:21:50,620 --> 01:21:51,620
Are you bipolar?

1690
01:21:51,620 --> 01:21:52,620
May I ask you?

1691
01:21:52,620 --> 01:21:54,580
That's what I would have asked.

1692
01:21:54,580 --> 01:21:59,980
Upon further pressing she says that it just seems like the right thing or something.

1693
01:21:59,980 --> 01:22:03,940
I get flustered and ask what is wrong and she sits there silently staring at her phone

1694
01:22:03,940 --> 01:22:10,140
and only speaking to me to give me updates when her driver will arrive.

1695
01:22:10,140 --> 01:22:14,020
Because apparently she's called an Uber or something.

1696
01:22:14,020 --> 01:22:18,820
I just stop pressing, sit down and just wait because I can't even explain this.

1697
01:22:18,820 --> 01:22:20,740
I'm not gonna yell, scream or cry.

1698
01:22:20,740 --> 01:22:24,740
The hell I'm not.

1699
01:22:24,740 --> 01:22:28,900
I just felt the same burning hot feeling and difficulty breathing in my chest whenever

1700
01:22:28,900 --> 01:22:29,900
my dog died.

1701
01:22:29,900 --> 01:22:33,020
Like just that burning pain.

1702
01:22:33,020 --> 01:22:35,140
Burning secession I feel when I take a shit.

1703
01:22:35,140 --> 01:22:42,100
After a big old stack of hot Cheetos.

1704
01:22:42,100 --> 01:22:43,420
That burning shit feeling.

1705
01:22:43,420 --> 01:22:46,140
That bluster feeling I feel.

1706
01:22:46,140 --> 01:22:49,860
From a fucking double deuce I gotta do.

1707
01:22:49,860 --> 01:22:52,340
You know when you take a dump and then like an hour later I didn't finish.

1708
01:22:52,340 --> 01:22:57,020
You gotta do that double deuce.

1709
01:22:57,020 --> 01:22:58,940
Like this is it.

1710
01:22:58,940 --> 01:23:03,020
And I have nothing to understand why it's happening.

1711
01:23:03,020 --> 01:23:07,020
All of a sudden she puts down her phone and exclaims that she changed her mind.

1712
01:23:07,020 --> 01:23:08,860
Like it's slapped her in the face.

1713
01:23:08,860 --> 01:23:11,460
We changed her mind bitch get out of my house.

1714
01:23:11,460 --> 01:23:17,500
I asked what she was about and she giggles almost playfully and says that she just wanted

1715
01:23:17,500 --> 01:23:19,820
an edge of break up.

1716
01:23:19,820 --> 01:23:20,820
A break up.

1717
01:23:20,820 --> 01:23:21,820
A break up.

1718
01:23:21,820 --> 01:23:29,420
I'm like alright then I didn't walk away.

1719
01:23:29,420 --> 01:23:34,220
She gives me her answer and I just end things there.

1720
01:23:34,220 --> 01:23:36,260
She immediately regrets it asking me to reconsider.

1721
01:23:36,260 --> 01:23:41,940
It's like bitch you just told me you broke a I have a burning feeling in my chest.

1722
01:23:41,940 --> 01:23:44,900
And I had to take two shits before you left.

1723
01:23:44,900 --> 01:23:45,900
And now you want me to reconsider.

1724
01:23:45,900 --> 01:23:49,020
It's like bitch.

1725
01:23:49,020 --> 01:23:54,340
The thing is this happened before early in our relationship and she explained that she

1726
01:23:54,340 --> 01:23:57,020
has an impulsive habit of things.

1727
01:23:57,020 --> 01:24:00,380
I've only seen this once and it has been whenever she ghosted me.

1728
01:24:00,380 --> 01:24:02,380
Oh yeah shush this one guy.

1729
01:24:02,380 --> 01:24:05,140
She ghosted me after just starting to date her.

1730
01:24:05,140 --> 01:24:09,220
Maybe in her defense she was on her period or was experiencing mood swings but I sent

1731
01:24:09,220 --> 01:24:12,740
her home and haven't spoken to her in a week until now to get my stuff.

1732
01:24:12,740 --> 01:24:13,740
That's wild.

1733
01:24:13,740 --> 01:24:14,740
She's a crazy woman.

1734
01:24:14,740 --> 01:24:15,740
Yes.

1735
01:24:15,740 --> 01:24:17,820
Maybe like if you're like ready to get married and you're at the wedding right.

1736
01:24:17,820 --> 01:24:18,820
Yeah.

1737
01:24:18,820 --> 01:24:21,860
She's like I changed my mind and she walks out and she goes back I changed my mind again.

1738
01:24:21,860 --> 01:24:24,660
I lost my fucking mind.

1739
01:24:24,660 --> 01:24:25,820
Am I going too far.

1740
01:24:25,820 --> 01:24:31,780
She seems distraught and hurt and genuinely meant not to have meant to not have wanted

1741
01:24:31,780 --> 01:24:32,780
that.

1742
01:24:32,780 --> 01:24:33,780
I'm bullshit.

1743
01:24:33,780 --> 01:24:36,300
I want her back so badly but I don't know if I can trust her yet.

1744
01:24:36,300 --> 01:24:41,120
It's making me sick and I'm making me sick and I miss them so much am I wrong.

1745
01:24:41,120 --> 01:24:43,260
Can there be some something salvaged.

1746
01:24:43,260 --> 01:24:47,300
I know she genuinely loves me but I'm scared that she's just being abusive.

1747
01:24:47,300 --> 01:24:48,300
Kind of.

1748
01:24:48,300 --> 01:24:49,300
Yeah she's being abusive.

1749
01:24:49,300 --> 01:24:50,300
Are you emotionally abusive.

1750
01:24:50,300 --> 01:24:51,300
Like oh my god.

1751
01:24:51,300 --> 01:24:52,300
I'm manipulative.

1752
01:24:52,300 --> 01:24:56,060
Like don't why would you go back.

1753
01:24:56,060 --> 01:24:59,340
She just she called it edgy not break it.

1754
01:24:59,340 --> 01:25:02,420
The one when you said I'm like oh that's my new my new phrase to say.

1755
01:25:02,420 --> 01:25:03,420
Edgy not break it.

1756
01:25:03,420 --> 01:25:04,420
Yeah.

1757
01:25:04,420 --> 01:25:08,420
I'm like these people are taking the word edged too far now.

1758
01:25:08,420 --> 01:25:12,060
Yeah these words tend to do tend to creep up out of nowhere.

1759
01:25:12,060 --> 01:25:13,060
Yeah.

1760
01:25:13,060 --> 01:25:15,860
They just fucking they just permeate throughout the social media and then before you know

1761
01:25:15,860 --> 01:25:18,460
what it's that fucking word of the day.

1762
01:25:18,460 --> 01:25:20,020
It'll be on the next urban dish.

1763
01:25:20,020 --> 01:25:23,820
It's like that new fucking word that you have to hear for the next 15 fucking months.

1764
01:25:23,820 --> 01:25:27,460
Yeah I've never heard of that one though before ever.

1765
01:25:27,460 --> 01:25:29,380
Edging is yeah it's pretty new.

1766
01:25:29,380 --> 01:25:30,980
No I know what that is.

1767
01:25:30,980 --> 01:25:33,180
Like edging a breakup of like.

1768
01:25:33,180 --> 01:25:37,140
I think you just use the context of edging and added the word so you have to pretty much

1769
01:25:37,140 --> 01:25:40,540
follow it as like like not like a new phrase altogether.

1770
01:25:40,540 --> 01:25:41,540
Yeah.

1771
01:25:41,540 --> 01:25:44,140
But just using older phrases in a new way.

1772
01:25:44,140 --> 01:25:46,140
Still like why would you do that.

1773
01:25:46,140 --> 01:25:48,900
Maybe she wanted to see how he would react.

1774
01:25:48,900 --> 01:25:49,900
Fuck you.

1775
01:25:49,900 --> 01:25:52,260
Fucking throws himself with a two story Billy.

1776
01:25:52,260 --> 01:25:53,260
I was only playing.

1777
01:25:53,260 --> 01:26:02,860
He's like in the bushes with the thorns.

1778
01:26:02,860 --> 01:26:06,220
And breaks his fucking neck.

1779
01:26:06,220 --> 01:26:09,340
All right next one is by.

1780
01:26:09,340 --> 01:26:10,340
Aloha Achoo.

1781
01:26:10,340 --> 01:26:11,340
Aloha Achoo.

1782
01:26:11,340 --> 01:26:12,340
Yes.

1783
01:26:12,340 --> 01:26:15,580
This is by the today I fucked up subreddit.

1784
01:26:15,580 --> 01:26:19,660
It's got a long ass pre edit or prelude edit that I am not reading.

1785
01:26:19,660 --> 01:26:21,340
So prelude edit.

1786
01:26:21,340 --> 01:26:22,340
Yeah.

1787
01:26:22,340 --> 01:26:24,860
Before you know this story you have to know a lot of other things about my life.

1788
01:26:24,860 --> 01:26:26,980
So you would you want to hear it or you want to skip it.

1789
01:26:26,980 --> 01:26:27,980
No way.

1790
01:26:27,980 --> 01:26:29,900
Is there is a relevance to the story.

1791
01:26:29,900 --> 01:26:30,900
Some of it.

1792
01:26:30,900 --> 01:26:31,900
Fuck.

1793
01:26:31,900 --> 01:26:34,140
Well let's find out.

1794
01:26:34,140 --> 01:26:36,180
It's a long prelude too.

1795
01:26:36,180 --> 01:26:39,180
I'll be listening and watching the fucking fight for Camillo.

1796
01:26:39,180 --> 01:26:40,820
All right prelude edit.

1797
01:26:40,820 --> 01:26:43,340
As his gain traction I wanted to add a little more.

1798
01:26:43,340 --> 01:26:47,900
It seems I mischaracterized my kick as it was more sticking my foot out to put distance

1799
01:26:47,900 --> 01:26:49,820
between him and my son.

1800
01:26:49,820 --> 01:26:54,420
Nonetheless there was decent collision and he was knocked down.

1801
01:26:54,420 --> 01:26:58,500
Some people are struck are stuck on the smear campaign I mentioned.

1802
01:26:58,500 --> 01:27:02,540
I don't have an arrest record and I could find hundreds of character referrals for myself

1803
01:27:02,540 --> 01:27:05,660
both professional and personally.

1804
01:27:05,660 --> 01:27:09,420
The narrative that I am violent and unstable though without context it may seem certainly

1805
01:27:09,420 --> 01:27:15,900
so is without merit and I was designed to force the school to act.

1806
01:27:15,900 --> 01:27:17,660
These are not so these sound worse than that.

1807
01:27:17,660 --> 01:27:18,660
I have no idea.

1808
01:27:18,660 --> 01:27:19,660
I don't know the context.

1809
01:27:19,660 --> 01:27:20,660
I know.

1810
01:27:20,660 --> 01:27:23,660
How are these fucking preludes or what are the fucking.

1811
01:27:23,660 --> 01:27:26,340
These are like I'm not crazy.

1812
01:27:26,340 --> 01:27:27,340
OK.

1813
01:27:27,340 --> 01:27:28,340
Is that what he's trying to say.

1814
01:27:28,340 --> 01:27:29,340
I guess.

1815
01:27:29,340 --> 01:27:31,620
Maybe just go with the story because I have no context.

1816
01:27:31,620 --> 01:27:32,620
What the fuck he's talking about.

1817
01:27:32,620 --> 01:27:33,620
That's what I'm saying.

1818
01:27:33,620 --> 01:27:35,420
That's why I said I think I might skip the prelude.

1819
01:27:35,420 --> 01:27:36,420
OK.

1820
01:27:36,420 --> 01:27:37,420
It's pointless.

1821
01:27:37,420 --> 01:27:38,420
Want to get an Apple log at that point.

1822
01:27:38,420 --> 01:27:39,420
I know.

1823
01:27:39,420 --> 01:27:41,700
This is the body of it.

1824
01:27:41,700 --> 01:27:42,700
So OK.

1825
01:27:42,700 --> 01:27:48,300
A boy in my son's class has been a known bully to a few others in their class.

1826
01:27:48,300 --> 01:27:51,340
There have been incidents of the boy choking other kids with his hands around their necks

1827
01:27:51,340 --> 01:27:56,120
picking up picking up sand in the playground and rub it in the unsuspecting kids faces

1828
01:27:56,120 --> 01:28:00,480
pushing kids down the playground slide and just overall tormenting by random punches

1829
01:28:00,480 --> 01:28:02,460
to the arms and shoulders.

1830
01:28:02,460 --> 01:28:06,820
My son came home and told me about the choking incident and I was concerned.

1831
01:28:06,820 --> 01:28:11,020
Then I heard from other parents stories of how their children had been victims of this

1832
01:28:11,020 --> 01:28:14,060
as well.

1833
01:28:14,060 --> 01:28:16,260
Then one day my son's demeanor changed.

1834
01:28:16,260 --> 01:28:21,180
He was irritable angry and throwing tantrums at a very at every little thing.

1835
01:28:21,180 --> 01:28:25,260
We were shocked by this because he's usually pretty chill and goes with the flow through

1836
01:28:25,260 --> 01:28:26,260
some interrogation.

1837
01:28:26,260 --> 01:28:29,740
I found out that he had been the victim of this little tyrant and had been hitting him

1838
01:28:29,740 --> 01:28:31,580
randomly throughout the day.

1839
01:28:31,580 --> 01:28:35,980
I don't know if it's just a quick jab and it never gets noticed by the teacher or what

1840
01:28:35,980 --> 01:28:47,060
but I believe him because this is my child's known history.

1841
01:28:47,060 --> 01:28:50,620
I emailed the teacher about the situation and let her know that there were a few other

1842
01:28:50,620 --> 01:28:53,700
things that had happened surrounding this particular student.

1843
01:28:53,700 --> 01:28:57,560
She said that she hadn't seen anything yet but she would keep an eye out not confirming

1844
01:28:57,560 --> 01:29:00,480
or denying the other situations I referenced.

1845
01:29:00,480 --> 01:29:04,780
This boy's behavior didn't change and he has consistently been hitting my son.

1846
01:29:04,780 --> 01:29:09,100
At this point and after talking with the other parents some more I am extremely distraught

1847
01:29:09,100 --> 01:29:10,100
about this.

1848
01:29:10,100 --> 01:29:11,900
Now comes the fuck up.

1849
01:29:11,900 --> 01:29:15,540
At Pick Up Every Day there is a drive through pick up line and a place to grab your kid

1850
01:29:15,540 --> 01:29:16,980
where they are released on the side.

1851
01:29:16,980 --> 01:29:22,060
Just fucking walk up and choke slams this kid into a bench or something.

1852
01:29:22,060 --> 01:29:23,060
That's what I'm waiting for.

1853
01:29:23,060 --> 01:29:27,060
There is Big Lawn where they are released and there are lots of other parents who stand

1854
01:29:27,060 --> 01:29:29,460
and talk and pick up their kids as they come out.

1855
01:29:29,460 --> 01:29:32,580
I'm going to tell these fucking parents to grab my kid and go fuck them people.

1856
01:29:32,580 --> 01:29:33,580
I know.

1857
01:29:33,580 --> 01:29:35,420
I'm going to be a terrible.

1858
01:29:35,420 --> 01:29:38,900
Fuck them parents and them kids.

1859
01:29:38,900 --> 01:29:42,260
This allows the kids a little extra time to play and get some energy out.

1860
01:29:42,260 --> 01:29:46,980
While in there talking with a mom from my son's class I glance across the lawn and see

1861
01:29:46,980 --> 01:29:51,060
this little boy swap my son in the back of the head.

1862
01:29:51,060 --> 01:29:53,100
What the fuck?

1863
01:29:53,100 --> 01:29:56,020
It wasn't friendly and it certainly isn't a friendly talk.

1864
01:29:56,020 --> 01:29:58,460
Yeah friends do that.

1865
01:29:58,460 --> 01:29:59,460
It wasn't friendly.

1866
01:29:59,460 --> 01:30:01,340
Me and my cousin would probably fist fight each other.

1867
01:30:01,340 --> 01:30:07,140
How many times have I been drop kicked in the stomach?

1868
01:30:07,140 --> 01:30:09,180
It wasn't friendly and it certainly wasn't called for.

1869
01:30:09,180 --> 01:30:12,940
My son turns around with a pained look holding the back of his head and the boy pushes him

1870
01:30:12,940 --> 01:30:13,940
down.

1871
01:30:13,940 --> 01:30:16,580
I excuse myself from my conversation and walk over to my son.

1872
01:30:16,580 --> 01:30:18,860
As he walks he sees the bell come up.

1873
01:30:18,860 --> 01:30:24,420
It's like a samurai sword coming down.

1874
01:30:24,420 --> 01:30:27,660
Who at this point has gotten up and started running in my direction with the other boy

1875
01:30:27,660 --> 01:30:30,180
hot on his tail.

1876
01:30:30,180 --> 01:30:32,340
He's basically being hunted.

1877
01:30:32,340 --> 01:30:34,940
My son runs into me face first into my belly.

1878
01:30:34,940 --> 01:30:36,700
I wrap my arms around my son.

1879
01:30:36,700 --> 01:30:37,700
Look my son out of the way.

1880
01:30:37,700 --> 01:30:41,300
Time for some man work.

1881
01:30:41,300 --> 01:30:45,340
Look up at the boy and the boy is still running at him and I kicked.

1882
01:30:45,340 --> 01:30:48,220
I put the sole of my shoe right into his chest.

1883
01:30:48,220 --> 01:30:49,220
Heesh.

1884
01:30:49,220 --> 01:30:51,740
Fuck I cracked his fucking ribs.

1885
01:30:51,740 --> 01:30:54,660
Came to fucking chest plate it.

1886
01:30:54,660 --> 01:30:55,820
Not really hard.

1887
01:30:55,820 --> 01:31:00,540
Not this is Sparta style but enough to knock him back and on his ass.

1888
01:31:00,540 --> 01:31:03,380
Call it instinct and unconscious motion or whatever you want.

1889
01:31:03,380 --> 01:31:06,300
I honestly don't even know what I meant to do or not.

1890
01:31:06,300 --> 01:31:07,820
It just happened.

1891
01:31:07,820 --> 01:31:09,780
This was in front of about a hundred people.

1892
01:31:09,780 --> 01:31:10,780
Heesh.

1893
01:31:10,780 --> 01:31:14,140
Immediately I'm swarmed by parents asking what the fuck is wrong with me.

1894
01:31:14,140 --> 01:31:17,100
Why would I kick a child etc.

1895
01:31:17,100 --> 01:31:18,620
I look over and I kick him too.

1896
01:31:18,620 --> 01:31:21,980
And before I knew it I was kicking everybody.

1897
01:31:21,980 --> 01:31:28,420
You know that one old show that was supposed to be super serious where one parent slaps

1898
01:31:28,420 --> 01:31:33,580
the kid of another parent and then it all fucking spirals into this horrible like divided

1899
01:31:33,580 --> 01:31:35,340
camp of who was right and who was wrong.

1900
01:31:35,340 --> 01:31:36,340
Yeah.

1901
01:31:36,340 --> 01:31:39,820
And then someone made a parody of it where the guy slaps the kid and then he just ends

1902
01:31:39,820 --> 01:31:42,620
up slapping everybody at the barbecue at the back of the house.

1903
01:31:42,620 --> 01:31:46,140
So it's going to end up being right now.

1904
01:31:46,140 --> 01:31:47,140
Yeah.

1905
01:31:47,140 --> 01:31:49,020
Just kicking the shit out of everybody.

1906
01:31:49,020 --> 01:31:51,900
I only spent about 15 seconds trying to explain.

1907
01:31:51,900 --> 01:31:57,020
Before I realized that there was a futile effort I quickly get my son's bag and we walk

1908
01:31:57,020 --> 01:31:58,020
to the car.

1909
01:31:58,020 --> 01:32:01,180
By the time we get home the principal has called my wife and is on the phone whenever

1910
01:32:01,180 --> 01:32:02,180
I walk in.

1911
01:32:02,180 --> 01:32:04,540
Damn he tattled on me that dirty motherfucker.

1912
01:32:04,540 --> 01:32:06,940
My wife is disgusted and mortified.

1913
01:32:06,940 --> 01:32:07,940
Disgusted.

1914
01:32:07,940 --> 01:32:09,980
What a choice word.

1915
01:32:09,980 --> 01:32:13,780
Just the look of like oh my God.

1916
01:32:13,780 --> 01:32:16,180
And honestly so am I.

1917
01:32:16,180 --> 01:32:18,460
It wasn't an okay thing to do and it just happened.

1918
01:32:18,460 --> 01:32:20,740
It hasn't been an acceptable excuse.

1919
01:32:20,740 --> 01:32:24,180
He told him to arm it just like that.

1920
01:32:24,180 --> 01:32:25,180
He's lying his ass.

1921
01:32:25,180 --> 01:32:26,180
He didn't give a fuck.

1922
01:32:26,180 --> 01:32:28,700
I wish I kicked him harder.

1923
01:32:28,700 --> 01:32:32,620
Later that week we were called into administration and told that we had no choice but to expel

1924
01:32:32,620 --> 01:32:33,620
my son.

1925
01:32:33,620 --> 01:32:35,500
Admittedly through no fault of his own.

1926
01:32:35,500 --> 01:32:36,500
Damn thanks a lot man.

1927
01:32:36,500 --> 01:32:39,660
You fucked my life up.

1928
01:32:39,660 --> 01:32:41,820
There was a parent led petition to get this done.

1929
01:32:41,820 --> 01:32:45,580
God damn they fucking turned the fucking wagons on him.

1930
01:32:45,580 --> 01:32:51,260
In addition to a smear campaign against me for being violent and unstable.

1931
01:32:51,260 --> 01:32:52,860
God dang.

1932
01:32:52,860 --> 01:32:56,660
This is a private school so there isn't really due process or whatever you will find in a

1933
01:32:56,660 --> 01:32:57,780
public school system.

1934
01:32:57,780 --> 01:32:58,780
Due process?

1935
01:32:58,780 --> 01:32:59,780
What due process?

1936
01:32:59,780 --> 01:33:00,780
Public school system sure.

1937
01:33:00,780 --> 01:33:04,220
They fucking just drag him into the lawyers like a whole like in the cafeteria there's

1938
01:33:04,220 --> 01:33:08,220
a whole fucking like judicial system of lawyers and judges.

1939
01:33:08,220 --> 01:33:12,540
Like your honor that's a damn some like eight year olds representing him as his judge.

1940
01:33:12,540 --> 01:33:14,820
Like my client did nothing wrong.

1941
01:33:14,820 --> 01:33:18,900
I've also been attacked by this gentleman.

1942
01:33:18,900 --> 01:33:20,980
It's a money and politically driven system.

1943
01:33:20,980 --> 01:33:26,140
Though I don't know if even a even if building a new science building would get them get

1944
01:33:26,140 --> 01:33:27,140
me out of this one.

1945
01:33:27,140 --> 01:33:30,420
No kidding you have to rebuild the whole fucking library and then some.

1946
01:33:30,420 --> 01:33:34,740
If it wasn't bad enough this has affected lots of other things because because I'm

1947
01:33:34,740 --> 01:33:39,060
my son's baseball coach too and this has gotten around early.

1948
01:33:39,060 --> 01:33:40,060
Fuck.

1949
01:33:40,060 --> 01:33:43,940
My wife is beside herself and I don't even want to get into how that's going to play

1950
01:33:43,940 --> 01:33:44,940
out.

1951
01:33:44,940 --> 01:33:49,420
I would like the concept of the word beside yourself meaning like you're so fucking distraught.

1952
01:33:49,420 --> 01:33:52,580
Another part of yourself has stepped out of the way and looked you dead and you're like

1953
01:33:52,580 --> 01:33:55,180
by your head like they're seeing this shit.

1954
01:33:55,180 --> 01:33:59,540
Like you know you're in your head like you're so fucking in a state.

1955
01:33:59,540 --> 01:34:01,260
Another piece of you comes out of you.

1956
01:34:01,260 --> 01:34:03,380
It's like did you really do that?

1957
01:34:03,380 --> 01:34:07,700
Like can you believe this shit right now?

1958
01:34:07,700 --> 01:34:09,300
So this is where we are.

1959
01:34:09,300 --> 01:34:11,140
My son will need a new school for the fall.

1960
01:34:11,140 --> 01:34:15,140
My reputation in the community and the neighborhood is shot and my marriage is probably in major

1961
01:34:15,140 --> 01:34:16,140
trouble.

1962
01:34:16,140 --> 01:34:17,140
They say fucking tarnished.

1963
01:34:17,140 --> 01:34:18,580
My reputation is tarnished.

1964
01:34:18,580 --> 01:34:19,740
My job is gone.

1965
01:34:19,740 --> 01:34:21,740
My wife left me.

1966
01:34:21,740 --> 01:34:22,740
All for a bully.

1967
01:34:22,740 --> 01:34:24,420
All I have left is my son.

1968
01:34:24,420 --> 01:34:27,220
Now do you understand the prelude?

1969
01:34:27,220 --> 01:34:28,220
He tried to defend himself.

1970
01:34:28,220 --> 01:34:30,180
It wouldn't be a prelude it should be an epilogue.

1971
01:34:30,180 --> 01:34:31,620
So we'll do it as an epilogue then.

1972
01:34:31,620 --> 01:34:33,100
That works better yeah.

1973
01:34:33,100 --> 01:34:36,020
I'm not a madman.

1974
01:34:36,020 --> 01:34:41,660
So the epilogue to this I guess instead of a prelude because it's just stupid.

1975
01:34:41,660 --> 01:34:44,060
Since his gain traction I wanted to add a little more.

1976
01:34:44,060 --> 01:34:48,460
It seems like it mischaracterized my kick as it was more of sticking my foot out to

1977
01:34:48,460 --> 01:34:50,500
put distance between him and my son.

1978
01:34:50,500 --> 01:34:53,980
So it went from him and Mitty and it was a kick to I just put my foot out okay.

1979
01:34:53,980 --> 01:34:56,380
It's a damn door style what do you want from me?

1980
01:34:56,380 --> 01:34:59,980
Nonetheless there was a decent collision and he was knocked down.

1981
01:34:59,980 --> 01:35:03,620
Well yeah your fucking thick ass fucking adult foot.

1982
01:35:03,620 --> 01:35:06,660
Some people are stuck on the smear campaign I mentioned.

1983
01:35:06,660 --> 01:35:10,220
I don't have an arrest record and I could find hundreds of character referrals for myself

1984
01:35:10,220 --> 01:35:12,180
both professionally and personally.

1985
01:35:12,180 --> 01:35:15,740
The narrative that I am violent and unstable though without context it may seem certainly

1986
01:35:15,740 --> 01:35:17,500
so is without merit.

1987
01:35:17,500 --> 01:35:19,460
Violent and unstable.

1988
01:35:19,460 --> 01:35:24,860
It was designed to force the school to act which was the basis for my son's expulsion.

1989
01:35:24,860 --> 01:35:28,780
It would make sense to not want a dangerous man around children if that were actually

1990
01:35:28,780 --> 01:35:30,900
the case.

1991
01:35:30,900 --> 01:35:33,580
Others seem to think that I feel that what I did was okay.

1992
01:35:33,580 --> 01:35:40,100
It's not and I've seen so numerous times.

1993
01:35:40,100 --> 01:35:43,220
Sometimes things happen and I'm ready to accept whatever comes my way.

1994
01:35:43,220 --> 01:35:45,020
I'm not dodging accountability.

1995
01:35:45,020 --> 01:35:46,900
Yeah you are sounds like it.

1996
01:35:46,900 --> 01:35:50,460
That's why I put the prelude instead of this is an epilogue.

1997
01:35:50,460 --> 01:35:51,460
I'm not a mad man.

1998
01:35:51,460 --> 01:35:52,740
I got no criminal record.

1999
01:35:52,740 --> 01:35:55,700
I retained counsel after the incident for two reasons.

2000
01:35:55,700 --> 01:35:59,580
First of course if anything should come my way from this whether criminally or civilly

2001
01:35:59,580 --> 01:36:03,340
because he's already God damn it you just getting you've been put through the fucking

2002
01:36:03,340 --> 01:36:09,540
wringer but it seems unlikely as these people don't like involving outside entities in their

2003
01:36:09,540 --> 01:36:10,540
business.

2004
01:36:10,540 --> 01:36:14,700
Secondly he's already prepared for the not you know they've got a lawyer on standby.

2005
01:36:14,700 --> 01:36:18,380
Secondly to see if there is any recourse against the school.

2006
01:36:18,380 --> 01:36:24,020
For this reason I'm not going to name and shame as other people have been suggesting.

2007
01:36:24,020 --> 01:36:28,160
There is CCTV everywhere including the pickup area and playground.

2008
01:36:28,160 --> 01:36:32,740
My attorneys have requested it and we'll see how that plays out.

2009
01:36:32,740 --> 01:36:33,740
It's like oh my God.

2010
01:36:33,740 --> 01:36:38,260
I would love to see the attorney's face like they look at the fucking footage and look

2011
01:36:38,260 --> 01:36:41,740
back at him like God damn.

2012
01:36:41,740 --> 01:36:45,780
But they're paying for my kids fucking tuition.

2013
01:36:45,780 --> 01:36:49,700
Also we all do what we feel is best for our children so fuck the people making private

2014
01:36:49,700 --> 01:36:53,980
school comments and insinuating that somehow we all deserve to be in this situation because

2015
01:36:53,980 --> 01:36:56,140
we chose to put our son there.

2016
01:36:56,140 --> 01:37:00,360
As for the bullies family they have similar means to us and to my knowledge haven't donated

2017
01:37:00,360 --> 01:37:04,260
any more money than we have so they donated money to the school.

2018
01:37:04,260 --> 01:37:05,260
Because of the kid?

2019
01:37:05,260 --> 01:37:06,260
Well then likely.

2020
01:37:06,260 --> 01:37:11,180
I don't know the parents personally but something tells me I will eventually.

2021
01:37:11,180 --> 01:37:15,460
Something also tells me the parents are going to be much like their son.

2022
01:37:15,460 --> 01:37:17,020
An asshole?

2023
01:37:17,020 --> 01:37:18,260
Probably.

2024
01:37:18,260 --> 01:37:20,720
My wife is mad for several reasons obviously.

2025
01:37:20,720 --> 01:37:25,020
She's not wild about what I did but also that this is affecting other parts of our lives.

2026
01:37:25,020 --> 01:37:28,860
Since this has happened she's been side-eyed at the grocery store getting coffee basically

2027
01:37:28,860 --> 01:37:31,620
anywhere she runs into parents from the school.

2028
01:37:31,620 --> 01:37:33,580
God dang.

2029
01:37:33,580 --> 01:37:36,300
They fucked her life up didn't they?

2030
01:37:36,300 --> 01:37:37,300
Yeah.

2031
01:37:37,300 --> 01:37:38,300
It not just those.

2032
01:37:38,300 --> 01:37:41,780
She is embarrassed, mad at the school, mad at my reaction and mad at everyone else's

2033
01:37:41,780 --> 01:37:42,780
reaction as well.

2034
01:37:42,780 --> 01:37:44,100
I don't blame her a bit.

2035
01:37:44,100 --> 01:37:46,460
The fallout for this will most likely be far reaching.

2036
01:37:46,460 --> 01:37:48,260
Yeah it sounds fucking damn.

2037
01:37:48,260 --> 01:37:50,860
One little act she just fucking has such deep consequences.

2038
01:37:50,860 --> 01:37:51,860
Isn't it wild?

2039
01:37:51,860 --> 01:37:52,860
Oh and dropkick.

2040
01:37:52,860 --> 01:37:58,500
I didn't dropkick I barely put my foot out.

2041
01:37:58,500 --> 01:38:03,740
My wife and I had a talk with our son first about why he can't go back to his school.

2042
01:38:03,740 --> 01:38:06,860
I took all the responsibility and he was very upset about it.

2043
01:38:06,860 --> 01:38:10,460
I haven't told him that I probably can't be his baseball coach anymore either.

2044
01:38:10,460 --> 01:38:11,460
Shit.

2045
01:38:11,460 --> 01:38:16,780
He understands what I did and why I was in the wrong but he also thanked me a few days

2046
01:38:16,780 --> 01:38:19,460
later whenever we were talking about it.

2047
01:38:19,460 --> 01:38:23,700
We've turned this into a teaching moment for him about how he did everything he could by

2048
01:38:23,700 --> 01:38:26,700
talking to us and it was me who failed him.

2049
01:38:26,700 --> 01:38:30,060
I'm a failure son.

2050
01:38:30,060 --> 01:38:33,740
We also talked about the appropriate response to things like this and what I did wasn't

2051
01:38:33,740 --> 01:38:34,740
okay.

2052
01:38:34,740 --> 01:38:38,100
Don't put your foot out and kick a kid.

2053
01:38:38,100 --> 01:38:42,740
There is a contingent of parents rallying around us, some publicly others in private

2054
01:38:42,740 --> 01:38:44,540
but they are in the minority.

2055
01:38:44,540 --> 01:38:48,620
I feel like I'm learning who our friends really are which I guess is the silver lining to

2056
01:38:48,620 --> 01:38:49,620
the debacle.

2057
01:38:49,620 --> 01:38:51,540
Who are your friends or who are the bad parents?

2058
01:38:51,540 --> 01:38:56,020
You're finding out which parents are okay with you dropping a little kid.

2059
01:38:56,020 --> 01:38:58,980
You should have kicked harder.

2060
01:38:58,980 --> 01:39:03,580
God dang what a weird tournament that poor man is going through.

2061
01:39:03,580 --> 01:39:04,580
I agree.

2062
01:39:04,580 --> 01:39:05,580
I should have said that absolute martyr.

2063
01:39:05,580 --> 01:39:11,540
I don't know what side to be on.

2064
01:39:11,540 --> 01:39:14,100
Next one is by Slade797.

2065
01:39:14,100 --> 01:39:16,620
God dang Slade.

2066
01:39:16,620 --> 01:39:17,620
Happened a few days ago.

2067
01:39:17,620 --> 01:39:42,100
I was on my way to meet a guy I know just slightly to give him a few items for his business.

2068
01:39:42,100 --> 01:39:46,980
As I was leaving work I used talk to text to let him know I was on my way.

2069
01:39:46,980 --> 01:39:50,180
I was listening to the radio and my phone picked up a few other words that included

2070
01:39:50,180 --> 01:39:52,500
for sex.

2071
01:39:52,500 --> 01:39:55,060
I didn't realize this until Siri descended.

2072
01:39:55,060 --> 01:39:58,340
I read the message whenever I parked at the meeting spot and noticed the bad grammar as

2073
01:39:58,340 --> 01:40:00,500
well as the sexual proposition.

2074
01:40:00,500 --> 01:40:02,940
I immediately texted him and apologized.

2075
01:40:02,940 --> 01:40:07,420
Whenever the guy arrived he was red in the face from laughing and I joined him in this.

2076
01:40:07,420 --> 01:40:10,420
I'm not worried about you thinking I'm gay and attracted to you I said.

2077
01:40:10,420 --> 01:40:14,100
I'm concerned that you might think I have bad grammar skills.

2078
01:40:14,100 --> 01:40:17,900
He's a lovely person and it's turned into a great laugh for both of us so maybe it's

2079
01:40:17,900 --> 01:40:18,900
not a fuck up.

2080
01:40:18,900 --> 01:40:26,160
We've been married ever since.

2081
01:40:26,160 --> 01:40:28,900
We got married today.

2082
01:40:28,900 --> 01:40:33,500
Next one is by WithASunarisa.

2083
01:40:33,500 --> 01:40:34,500
WithASunarisa.

2084
01:40:34,500 --> 01:40:35,500
Yep.

2085
01:40:35,500 --> 01:40:36,700
This person pits.

2086
01:40:36,700 --> 01:40:39,380
My son asked for a ride to school after lunch.

2087
01:40:39,380 --> 01:40:40,380
I said no.

2088
01:40:40,380 --> 01:40:43,180
He could walk the 10 minutes and I'd go back to work.

2089
01:40:43,180 --> 01:40:47,060
He called me to say that a dog was following him to school.

2090
01:40:47,060 --> 01:40:52,260
I told him she does that sometimes but she'll walk home once he's inside.

2091
01:40:52,260 --> 01:40:55,660
A few minutes later he calls me panicking that some older kids let the dog into the

2092
01:40:55,660 --> 01:40:58,700
school and she was running all over and wouldn't listen to them.

2093
01:40:58,700 --> 01:41:01,940
By the time I got to the school the principal had the dog by the collar and was kicking

2094
01:41:01,940 --> 01:41:02,940
her out.

2095
01:41:02,940 --> 01:41:08,780
I've now learned that she took a shit in the hallway and the students did it.

2096
01:41:08,780 --> 01:41:15,380
Because there always has to be something extra.

2097
01:41:15,380 --> 01:41:16,740
Do you hear me clearly by the way?

2098
01:41:16,740 --> 01:41:17,740
Yeah.

2099
01:41:17,740 --> 01:41:21,820
I feel like my mic is not loud enough for my ears anymore or I'm going deaf.

2100
01:41:21,820 --> 01:41:22,820
Did your volume go down?

2101
01:41:22,820 --> 01:41:23,820
I died already.

2102
01:41:23,820 --> 01:41:24,820
It went to the highest.

2103
01:41:24,820 --> 01:41:25,820
I sound well.

2104
01:41:25,820 --> 01:41:26,820
There we go.

2105
01:41:26,820 --> 01:41:27,820
Okay.

2106
01:41:27,820 --> 01:41:28,820
Never mind.

2107
01:41:28,820 --> 01:41:29,820
I'm good.

2108
01:41:29,820 --> 01:41:30,820
Don't make yourself worry.

2109
01:41:30,820 --> 01:41:36,340
So the NA student stepped in it.

2110
01:41:36,340 --> 01:41:40,020
My son is having a full blown panic attack and I'm just waiting for an angry call from

2111
01:41:40,020 --> 01:41:41,020
the school.

2112
01:41:41,020 --> 01:41:46,220
We live in a super small town and my other kid who is abroad sent me a text because she

2113
01:41:46,220 --> 01:41:48,260
already heard about the whole thing.

2114
01:41:48,260 --> 01:41:49,980
It happened less than 20 minutes ago.

2115
01:41:49,980 --> 01:41:54,340
What's bad about this is the visible fact that earlier in our lives I had my son got

2116
01:41:54,340 --> 01:41:59,020
kicked out of school from me kicking a child so now with this dog incident he's getting

2117
01:41:59,020 --> 01:42:00,020
kicked out of school.

2118
01:42:00,020 --> 01:42:02,020
He went from that small town.

2119
01:42:02,020 --> 01:42:04,020
Damn it.

2120
01:42:04,020 --> 01:42:07,740
Alright, next one is by Double Mock.

2121
01:42:07,740 --> 01:42:09,620
Double Mock.

2122
01:42:09,620 --> 01:42:12,860
So this happened whenever I was 16 during summer break between sophomore and junior

2123
01:42:12,860 --> 01:42:14,140
year.

2124
01:42:14,140 --> 01:42:17,800
I was doing a tennis camp and we would do three hours in the morning, take an hour lunch

2125
01:42:17,800 --> 01:42:19,460
and do three hours in the afternoon.

2126
01:42:19,460 --> 01:42:20,460
Of tennis?

2127
01:42:20,460 --> 01:42:21,460
Fuck.

2128
01:42:21,460 --> 01:42:22,460
I had a camp.

2129
01:42:22,460 --> 01:42:23,460
Like that new movie Challengers?

2130
01:42:23,460 --> 01:42:24,460
Yeah.

2131
01:42:24,460 --> 01:42:28,940
That movie is all over TikTok about it being a throuple.

2132
01:42:28,940 --> 01:42:35,540
Apparently they almost went to town as a day but then she turned them down at the end of

2133
01:42:35,540 --> 01:42:36,540
the scene.

2134
01:42:36,540 --> 01:42:37,540
Oh did she?

2135
01:42:37,540 --> 01:42:39,220
Yeah, like they just made out and then she left.

2136
01:42:39,220 --> 01:42:41,140
After she made them make out with each other.

2137
01:42:41,140 --> 01:42:42,140
After uh...

2138
01:42:42,140 --> 01:42:43,580
She was like, are you now used to make out?

2139
01:42:43,580 --> 01:42:44,580
And I'd be like, no thing.

2140
01:42:44,580 --> 01:42:47,460
I'd step out the door.

2141
01:42:47,460 --> 01:42:48,460
Have fun.

2142
01:42:48,460 --> 01:42:49,460
You two have fun.

2143
01:42:49,460 --> 01:42:50,460
I'll see you later.

2144
01:42:50,460 --> 01:42:51,820
Go jack off in the shower.

2145
01:42:51,820 --> 01:42:54,340
After uh, what's his name, when he got his back blown out.

2146
01:42:54,340 --> 01:42:55,340
God dang.

2147
01:42:55,340 --> 01:42:59,100
And fucking Tom Holland's back is still fucking distorted.

2148
01:42:59,100 --> 01:43:03,460
Have you seen her having a bunch of shade for Tom Holland?

2149
01:43:03,460 --> 01:43:04,460
Who Zendaya?

2150
01:43:04,460 --> 01:43:05,460
Yeah.

2151
01:43:05,460 --> 01:43:06,460
Shade?

2152
01:43:06,460 --> 01:43:09,460
Yeah, like uh...

2153
01:43:09,460 --> 01:43:10,460
Good?

2154
01:43:10,460 --> 01:43:17,860
Yeah, like where she's like, yeah when we were filming Spider-Man, whenever we'd swing

2155
01:43:17,860 --> 01:43:22,300
he would land after me so I would kind of like carry him around.

2156
01:43:22,300 --> 01:43:23,300
I'm sure she's just joking.

2157
01:43:23,300 --> 01:43:25,260
I mean they are in a relationship.

2158
01:43:25,260 --> 01:43:26,260
I know.

2159
01:43:26,260 --> 01:43:27,260
Couples always have shade with each other.

2160
01:43:27,260 --> 01:43:30,260
Like she's been just putting his ass on black.

2161
01:43:30,260 --> 01:43:31,660
And what can you do?

2162
01:43:31,660 --> 01:43:35,260
He's like, well I'm sorry you're tall, okay?

2163
01:43:35,260 --> 01:43:36,260
So I'm sorry you're a giant.

2164
01:43:36,260 --> 01:43:37,260
Cause he's little.

2165
01:43:37,260 --> 01:43:38,260
Everybody's a giant to him.

2166
01:43:38,260 --> 01:43:42,980
Who was a giant to me?

2167
01:43:42,980 --> 01:43:43,980
Well not really.

2168
01:43:43,980 --> 01:43:47,260
I might be short but I sure have giant aura.

2169
01:43:47,260 --> 01:43:50,980
I step in a room like a fucking boss.

2170
01:43:50,980 --> 01:43:53,980
The hell you looking at?

2171
01:43:53,980 --> 01:43:59,180
Alright, so I had a can of chili for lunch each day.

2172
01:43:59,180 --> 01:44:00,660
A can of chili bro?

2173
01:44:00,660 --> 01:44:02,140
What the fuck is you eating?

2174
01:44:02,140 --> 01:44:03,580
A can of chili homie.

2175
01:44:03,580 --> 01:44:04,580
A can of chili?

2176
01:44:04,580 --> 01:44:07,580
Why does that sound so weird to me?

2177
01:44:07,580 --> 01:44:08,580
You don't want a can of chili?

2178
01:44:08,580 --> 01:44:09,580
Just a can of chili.

2179
01:44:09,580 --> 01:44:10,580
A can of wolf brand chili.

2180
01:44:10,580 --> 01:44:15,500
And then you go out and play tennis and your fucking bowels blow out.

2181
01:44:15,500 --> 01:44:20,420
I feel like taking the shit down just for him saying that.

2182
01:44:20,420 --> 01:44:21,900
It would be pretty sick in the afternoon.

2183
01:44:21,900 --> 01:44:24,300
Yeah cause you ate a fucking can of chili.

2184
01:44:24,300 --> 01:44:27,500
A couple of times I barely made it to the bathroom in time before pooping myself.

2185
01:44:27,500 --> 01:44:30,340
I am 100% correct.

2186
01:44:30,340 --> 01:44:33,980
You can't do extraneous exercise after eating any type of chili.

2187
01:44:33,980 --> 01:44:38,660
I just felt exhausted and weak and somewhat of an upset stomach.

2188
01:44:38,660 --> 01:44:39,660
Jesus.

2189
01:44:39,660 --> 01:44:41,660
I wonder what it was.

2190
01:44:41,660 --> 01:44:42,660
Exactly.

2191
01:44:42,660 --> 01:44:47,980
I for some reason thought I wasn't in good shape and the heat and the physical activity

2192
01:44:47,980 --> 01:44:48,980
was making me sick.

2193
01:44:48,980 --> 01:44:52,220
I never put two and two together that it was a can of chili.

2194
01:44:52,220 --> 01:44:54,580
That never crossed his mind.

2195
01:44:54,580 --> 01:44:56,740
He's like oh I just feel horrible.

2196
01:44:56,740 --> 01:45:01,060
He would eat a fucking phenomenal breakfast like yogurt, eggs, some oats.

2197
01:45:01,060 --> 01:45:04,340
Then he would eat a fucking can of chili.

2198
01:45:04,340 --> 01:45:06,740
He would be great after the fucking breakfast right?

2199
01:45:06,740 --> 01:45:08,140
Then he didn't know why he went downhill.

2200
01:45:08,140 --> 01:45:10,620
God this sun is just getting to me.

2201
01:45:10,620 --> 01:45:14,260
All this fucking working out and he's like just eating the chili.

2202
01:45:14,260 --> 01:45:15,260
It tasted fine.

2203
01:45:15,260 --> 01:45:16,700
It never gave me problems.

2204
01:45:16,700 --> 01:45:19,500
It never gave me problems before.

2205
01:45:19,500 --> 01:45:21,700
I toughed it out and made it through the week.

2206
01:45:21,700 --> 01:45:22,700
I did this every day.

2207
01:45:22,700 --> 01:45:24,820
You had a week of eating canned chili.

2208
01:45:24,820 --> 01:45:28,700
I was taking aspirin for the pain as well as basically just hanging out in the evening

2209
01:45:28,700 --> 01:45:29,700
and rested.

2210
01:45:29,700 --> 01:45:30,700
Jesus Christ.

2211
01:45:30,700 --> 01:45:32,060
He's just wearing his asshole out.

2212
01:45:32,060 --> 01:45:33,820
He's just fucking him over.

2213
01:45:33,820 --> 01:45:38,140
He said his shits were so vile that he had to lay down contemplating life after each

2214
01:45:38,140 --> 01:45:39,140
one.

2215
01:45:39,140 --> 01:45:41,340
That weekend my family went to a car show.

2216
01:45:41,340 --> 01:45:45,820
I was very into old muscle cars.

2217
01:45:45,820 --> 01:45:47,940
My mom noticed I wasn't acting normal.

2218
01:45:47,940 --> 01:45:51,060
I told her I wasn't feeling good and haven't been all week.

2219
01:45:51,060 --> 01:45:55,180
Monday morning we went to the urgent care, talked to a doctor and he gave me some Nexium

2220
01:45:55,180 --> 01:45:56,180
for acid reflux.

2221
01:45:56,180 --> 01:45:57,980
He also did a blood draw.

2222
01:45:57,980 --> 01:46:00,820
He didn't really think I had anything wrong with me at the time.

2223
01:46:00,820 --> 01:46:05,460
Next morning we got a call and the doctor wanted me to see a liver specialist.

2224
01:46:05,460 --> 01:46:08,180
God dang.

2225
01:46:08,180 --> 01:46:11,980
My enzymes were elevated ten times over normal.

2226
01:46:11,980 --> 01:46:12,980
Jesus Christ.

2227
01:46:12,980 --> 01:46:19,060
They said my liver was acting like an alcoholic at the end of their life.

2228
01:46:19,060 --> 01:46:22,060
From the chili?

2229
01:46:22,060 --> 01:46:24,140
The alcoholic at the end of his fucking life.

2230
01:46:24,140 --> 01:46:25,140
My God, man.

2231
01:46:25,140 --> 01:46:32,540
You know what gets me is how some people, a little change in their diet or their lifestyle

2232
01:46:32,540 --> 01:46:38,900
completely destroys the body, but then other people can take hardcore drugs, drink every

2233
01:46:38,900 --> 01:46:43,180
fucking day and then they fucking come out, like when they fucking quit all that stuff,

2234
01:46:43,180 --> 01:46:44,180
they come out just fine.

2235
01:46:44,180 --> 01:46:47,900
Why are their bodies so much more resilient than other people's bodies?

2236
01:46:47,900 --> 01:46:49,780
The doc thought I was on drugs.

2237
01:46:49,780 --> 01:46:51,180
She is.

2238
01:46:51,180 --> 01:46:54,700
I was asked so many times if I drank alcohol or used drugs.

2239
01:46:54,700 --> 01:46:55,700
Just chili.

2240
01:46:55,700 --> 01:46:57,460
I didn't, aside from the aspirin.

2241
01:46:57,460 --> 01:47:01,500
I had only one beer the previous summer but chickened out and ended up dumping the rest.

2242
01:47:01,500 --> 01:47:04,020
I was generally a good kid.

2243
01:47:04,020 --> 01:47:05,940
This is where it started getting worse.

2244
01:47:05,940 --> 01:47:09,700
Anytime I would eat, I would get violent pains.

2245
01:47:09,700 --> 01:47:10,700
This is not chili anymore.

2246
01:47:10,700 --> 01:47:11,700
This is just...

2247
01:47:11,700 --> 01:47:12,700
So is something else then?

2248
01:47:12,700 --> 01:47:15,140
Or did it just start because of the chili?

2249
01:47:15,140 --> 01:47:16,660
Did it just get exasperated by the chili?

2250
01:47:16,660 --> 01:47:18,220
It was because of the chili.

2251
01:47:18,220 --> 01:47:19,220
So it was because of the chili?

2252
01:47:19,220 --> 01:47:20,220
Originally, yes.

2253
01:47:20,220 --> 01:47:21,900
I don't want any more chili now.

2254
01:47:21,900 --> 01:47:26,540
It felt like someone was stabbing me halfway down my back and moving the knife around.

2255
01:47:26,540 --> 01:47:28,860
I could even have a dry piece of toast so that I'll be...

2256
01:47:28,860 --> 01:47:34,060
I couldn't even have a dry piece of toast without being in pain 15 minutes later.

2257
01:47:34,060 --> 01:47:38,180
I went to several doctors and had a ton of tests all while losing weight every day.

2258
01:47:38,180 --> 01:47:43,380
I had the bowel imaging done, two HIDA scans.

2259
01:47:43,380 --> 01:47:48,580
They inject you with radioactive dye and liver filters and they watch it for leaks.

2260
01:47:48,580 --> 01:47:53,780
Three endoscopies, a liver biopsy, one of the worst days of my life, and some other

2261
01:47:53,780 --> 01:47:55,220
stuff I can't remember.

2262
01:47:55,220 --> 01:48:03,180
I went from being 6'2 and 170 pounds down to about 5'3, 109 pounds, down to about 120

2263
01:48:03,180 --> 01:48:04,180
pounds.

2264
01:48:04,180 --> 01:48:05,180
Oh, fuck.

2265
01:48:05,180 --> 01:48:06,180
That's like super skinny.

2266
01:48:06,180 --> 01:48:07,900
That's way too skinny for someone who's 6'2.

2267
01:48:07,900 --> 01:48:12,100
I could grab around my skin.

2268
01:48:12,100 --> 01:48:14,140
I could grab around my skin bone.

2269
01:48:14,140 --> 01:48:15,140
There was so little left.

2270
01:48:15,140 --> 01:48:17,020
I bet you his dick was banging though.

2271
01:48:17,020 --> 01:48:18,860
His dick must have looked huge.

2272
01:48:18,860 --> 01:48:20,740
I could barely walk.

2273
01:48:20,740 --> 01:48:22,320
I wasn't pooping either.

2274
01:48:22,320 --> 01:48:26,060
They asked before the liver biopsy and I was like, I don't eat.

2275
01:48:26,060 --> 01:48:27,060
Why would I poop?

2276
01:48:27,060 --> 01:48:30,460
I got a suppository called the Silver Bullet.

2277
01:48:30,460 --> 01:48:31,460
Jesus.

2278
01:48:31,460 --> 01:48:33,980
I took a stool softener from the Anana.

2279
01:48:33,980 --> 01:48:39,200
I had a ton of blood draws too and would pass out almost every time.

2280
01:48:39,200 --> 01:48:40,500
I was miserable.

2281
01:48:40,500 --> 01:48:44,620
I had given up at one point and was just about, I wanted to die.

2282
01:48:44,620 --> 01:48:45,820
I didn't want to go to heaven.

2283
01:48:45,820 --> 01:48:47,420
I didn't want to be prayed over.

2284
01:48:47,420 --> 01:48:49,180
I just wanted to die and it'd be over.

2285
01:48:49,180 --> 01:48:51,540
Send me to hell so I can fist fight the devil.

2286
01:48:51,540 --> 01:48:57,340
I was on Urso, an experimental liver supplement made from the acid from bear stomachs or

2287
01:48:57,340 --> 01:48:58,340
something.

2288
01:48:58,340 --> 01:48:59,340
Fuck.

2289
01:48:59,340 --> 01:49:00,340
Jesus Christ.

2290
01:49:00,340 --> 01:49:02,260
I must have been going through it.

2291
01:49:02,260 --> 01:49:05,020
And a fentanyl patch for pain.

2292
01:49:05,020 --> 01:49:06,320
Jesus.

2293
01:49:06,320 --> 01:49:09,180
We ended up going to the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minnesota.

2294
01:49:09,180 --> 01:49:12,500
What do you do mayonnaise for?

2295
01:49:12,500 --> 01:49:15,300
The Mayo Clinic, yep.

2296
01:49:15,300 --> 01:49:19,660
That's where I had a third endoscopy.

2297
01:49:19,660 --> 01:49:23,640
They were going to do a colonoscopy as well, but I started feeling better.

2298
01:49:23,640 --> 01:49:28,020
I had pooped a couple of little morsels before leaving before Minnesota and had a little

2299
01:49:28,020 --> 01:49:29,940
more bowel movement after getting there.

2300
01:49:29,940 --> 01:49:32,660
I remember smelling a pizza and wanted to have a slice.

2301
01:49:32,660 --> 01:49:34,140
My mom was just bawling.

2302
01:49:34,140 --> 01:49:36,580
I started getting better and better from that day on.

2303
01:49:36,580 --> 01:49:39,740
I left the Mayo Clinic and declined any more tests.

2304
01:49:39,740 --> 01:49:44,300
They diagnosed me as the most Western case of West Nile virus in the United States.

2305
01:49:44,300 --> 01:49:46,100
You got West Nile virus?

2306
01:49:46,100 --> 01:49:47,100
Oh.

2307
01:49:47,100 --> 01:49:49,620
It was completely BS.

2308
01:49:49,620 --> 01:49:53,660
A few months ago, I was watching the Netflix documentary Poisoned and about halfway through

2309
01:49:53,660 --> 01:49:54,660
it hit me.

2310
01:49:54,660 --> 01:49:58,100
I had poisoned myself with canned chili.

2311
01:49:58,100 --> 01:50:01,380
I was astounded looking back at all the doctors and how they had missed it.

2312
01:50:01,380 --> 01:50:06,180
They were so focused on the drugs and alcohol, they ignored the food that I was eating.

2313
01:50:06,180 --> 01:50:09,020
Did you even tell them that he was eating chili out of the fucking can?

2314
01:50:09,020 --> 01:50:10,020
Apparently not.

2315
01:50:10,020 --> 01:50:11,020
How would they have caught it?

2316
01:50:11,020 --> 01:50:13,660
Because they didn't say, hey, what have you eaten?

2317
01:50:13,660 --> 01:50:15,460
Like, why did he say it?

2318
01:50:15,460 --> 01:50:16,460
I don't know.

2319
01:50:16,460 --> 01:50:18,540
Apparently, you know, eating chili every day for a week.

2320
01:50:18,540 --> 01:50:22,460
What'd he get, like salmonella?

2321
01:50:22,460 --> 01:50:24,420
Or it wasn't packaged right?

2322
01:50:24,420 --> 01:50:26,020
Jesus Christ, man.

2323
01:50:26,020 --> 01:50:27,020
Yeah.

2324
01:50:27,020 --> 01:50:29,980
He was just eating coal out of the can, wasn't he?

2325
01:50:29,980 --> 01:50:32,300
That might be a problem too.

2326
01:50:32,300 --> 01:50:36,420
I think that's a major problem when you're eating cold chili.

2327
01:50:36,420 --> 01:50:37,900
Just fucking botulism.

2328
01:50:37,900 --> 01:50:39,900
All right.

2329
01:50:39,900 --> 01:50:43,020
Next one is by throw me a way, 011101.

2330
01:50:43,020 --> 01:50:44,020
Okay.

2331
01:50:44,020 --> 01:50:46,660
So a lot of people have used that name before.

2332
01:50:46,660 --> 01:50:51,260
That already means something in Braille or digital binary.

2333
01:50:51,260 --> 01:50:52,260
Yeah, binary.

2334
01:50:52,260 --> 01:50:55,260
That's the word I'm looking for.

2335
01:50:55,260 --> 01:50:56,260
Binary.

2336
01:50:56,260 --> 01:50:58,980
So you're attracted to both men and women?

2337
01:50:58,980 --> 01:50:59,980
Okay.

2338
01:50:59,980 --> 01:51:04,620
I don't know what that means, but I'm attracted to computers.

2339
01:51:04,620 --> 01:51:07,620
On binary sexual.

2340
01:51:07,620 --> 01:51:08,620
Attracted to every electrolyte.

2341
01:51:08,620 --> 01:51:11,620
Look at this fucking ice phone.

2342
01:51:11,620 --> 01:51:13,780
All right.

2343
01:51:13,780 --> 01:51:16,420
So this person fits.

2344
01:51:16,420 --> 01:51:20,540
Over the last two weeks, there has been a small crew preparing to move the trailer house

2345
01:51:20,540 --> 01:51:22,940
next door to my grandma's.

2346
01:51:22,940 --> 01:51:26,780
She noticed that the old neighbors had a large section of paving stones in front of the porch

2347
01:51:26,780 --> 01:51:28,180
and along the side path.

2348
01:51:28,180 --> 01:51:30,340
So she got permission to take them.

2349
01:51:30,340 --> 01:51:35,180
The crew guys absolutely trashed her yard with pieces of wood, metal, and junk, and

2350
01:51:35,180 --> 01:51:37,380
they left the ground completely unleveled.

2351
01:51:37,380 --> 01:51:39,180
Grandma was pissed.

2352
01:51:39,180 --> 01:51:42,580
So I got two of my nephews and we started cleaning it up and raking dirt.

2353
01:51:42,580 --> 01:51:47,200
The poor maintenance men in charge of the park were right there with us digging along.

2354
01:51:47,200 --> 01:51:51,340
There's no way I wanted to stay out here for another hour moving paving stones before going

2355
01:51:51,340 --> 01:51:53,220
to work, so I struck a deal.

2356
01:51:53,220 --> 01:51:57,220
I told my oldest nephew I would pay him a dollar for each stone he moved.

2357
01:51:57,220 --> 01:52:00,340
I did a rough count beforehand just to make sure I had enough loading cash.

2358
01:52:00,340 --> 01:52:04,940
I saw about 50 of them, so I figured $30 for the older one, 20 for the younger, and would

2359
01:52:04,940 --> 01:52:06,780
be a good compensation.

2360
01:52:06,780 --> 01:52:08,580
They worked for a couple of hours each.

2361
01:52:08,580 --> 01:52:11,100
$2,076 later.

2362
01:52:11,100 --> 01:52:13,700
I got them each a shovel and left the house.

2363
01:52:13,700 --> 01:52:18,660
What I didn't realize is that the stones were double stacked and half buried in the ground.

2364
01:52:18,660 --> 01:52:24,340
So now I was like, uh, so now I feel like I have to eat my words.

2365
01:52:24,340 --> 01:52:26,820
Those little assholes moved 120 stones.

2366
01:52:26,820 --> 01:52:28,900
That's what you get, you douchebag.

2367
01:52:28,900 --> 01:52:33,180
The oldest was very good about it and requested I take him out to dinner to his favorite burger

2368
01:52:33,180 --> 01:52:37,620
place and now I owe him popcorn money for school every Friday for at least a month.

2369
01:52:37,620 --> 01:52:41,500
But hey, Grandma has enough stones to redo her whole yard if she wants.

2370
01:52:41,500 --> 01:52:45,700
But next time I'm setting a flat rate for those kiddos.

2371
01:52:45,700 --> 01:52:46,700
Instead of buying stone.

2372
01:52:46,700 --> 01:52:48,740
Patter, just, you know, dig it up yourself.

2373
01:52:48,740 --> 01:52:49,740
I don't know why you left.

2374
01:52:49,740 --> 01:52:50,740
I gotta go to work, okay?

2375
01:52:50,740 --> 01:52:51,740
I got shit to do.

2376
01:52:51,740 --> 01:52:52,740
I'm a grown ass man.

2377
01:52:52,740 --> 01:52:56,740
He goes home and sits on the couch and starts eating canned chili.

2378
01:52:56,740 --> 01:53:00,060
He's eating canned chili.

2379
01:53:00,060 --> 01:53:02,740
He just cuts it like a little hole in the top and just fucking put it in.

2380
01:53:02,740 --> 01:53:05,140
Okay, see how strong that straw?

2381
01:53:05,140 --> 01:53:08,140
You want a little smoothie straw?

2382
01:53:08,140 --> 01:53:09,140
Yeah.

2383
01:53:09,140 --> 01:53:12,700
Uh, just, this is not the energy.

2384
01:53:12,700 --> 01:53:13,700
Yeah.

2385
01:53:13,700 --> 01:53:16,140
Some fucking delicious chili.

2386
01:53:16,140 --> 01:53:19,060
You know there's somebody out there that has done that.

2387
01:53:19,060 --> 01:53:20,380
Yeah?

2388
01:53:20,380 --> 01:53:22,380
If you can think about anything.

2389
01:53:22,380 --> 01:53:25,060
Any thought you've had more than likely to write it.

2390
01:53:25,060 --> 01:53:26,060
Yes.

2391
01:53:26,060 --> 01:53:29,820
That's why don't worry if your movie ideas are unoriginal because I mean they've all

2392
01:53:29,820 --> 01:53:30,820
been done.

2393
01:53:30,820 --> 01:53:33,220
It's just the way you write is going to be different.

2394
01:53:33,220 --> 01:53:34,940
So don't worry about it.

2395
01:53:34,940 --> 01:53:37,820
Just don't do a shot for a shot remake of anything.

2396
01:53:37,820 --> 01:53:40,540
Those are the worst.

2397
01:53:40,540 --> 01:53:44,260
I've seen a thing on 2B today where it's transmorphers.

2398
01:53:44,260 --> 01:53:47,700
So the transformers?

2399
01:53:47,700 --> 01:53:49,700
Robots on the sly instead of in disguise.

2400
01:53:49,700 --> 01:53:54,980
It's like, oh, there's a transformers movie on here.

2401
01:53:54,980 --> 01:53:55,980
Oh wow.

2402
01:53:55,980 --> 01:53:56,980
Oh no, it's transmorphers.

2403
01:53:56,980 --> 01:53:59,780
You're like 45 minutes in like when the fuck is Optimus Prime?

2404
01:53:59,780 --> 01:54:01,500
What the fuck is going on?

2405
01:54:01,500 --> 01:54:02,500
Is beta prime?

2406
01:54:02,500 --> 01:54:03,500
Beta prime.

2407
01:54:03,500 --> 01:54:06,500
Like some weird ass name.

2408
01:54:06,500 --> 01:54:12,660
Instead of bumblebee it's just fucking like, uh, like, uh, instead of bumblebee it's just

2409
01:54:12,660 --> 01:54:14,460
fucking just this hornet.

2410
01:54:14,460 --> 01:54:17,460
I'm hornet.

2411
01:54:17,460 --> 01:54:18,660
He speaks with a sudden accent.

2412
01:54:18,660 --> 01:54:21,020
He says the F word a lot.

2413
01:54:21,020 --> 01:54:27,220
Instead of star scream it's wind cry.

2414
01:54:27,220 --> 01:54:29,500
Instead of Megatron it's actually just Metatron.

2415
01:54:29,500 --> 01:54:30,500
Metatron?

2416
01:54:30,500 --> 01:54:31,500
Yeah.

2417
01:54:31,500 --> 01:54:35,860
Oh, there's so many of those movies on there.

2418
01:54:35,860 --> 01:54:37,460
There's a lot of weird fucking.

2419
01:54:37,460 --> 01:54:40,460
I was watching Good Morning Vietnam on TV.

2420
01:54:40,460 --> 01:54:41,460
Yeah.

2421
01:54:41,460 --> 01:54:43,140
I was like, I like 20 minutes into it.

2422
01:54:43,140 --> 01:54:44,140
It was late at night.

2423
01:54:44,140 --> 01:54:46,340
I was like, let me go back to.

2424
01:54:46,340 --> 01:54:47,340
I'll watch it later.

2425
01:54:47,340 --> 01:54:49,500
You need to see Mrs. Dalfire still.

2426
01:54:49,500 --> 01:54:52,100
It's a good movie when you go.

2427
01:54:52,100 --> 01:54:54,340
You want to dress up as Mrs. Dalfire for Halloween?

2428
01:54:54,340 --> 01:54:55,340
Hello.

2429
01:54:55,340 --> 01:54:56,340
Hello.

2430
01:54:56,340 --> 01:54:58,300
Going to Kill a Spring.

2431
01:54:58,300 --> 01:55:02,020
Where there's just shit dropping, frosting dropping off of your face into somebody's

2432
01:55:02,020 --> 01:55:03,020
teeth.

2433
01:55:03,020 --> 01:55:08,060
The dark Mrs. Dalfire with the red eyes.

2434
01:55:08,060 --> 01:55:10,300
Hello.

2435
01:55:10,300 --> 01:55:12,740
You kids will all die.

2436
01:55:12,740 --> 01:55:16,500
If my wife won't have me, no one will.

2437
01:55:16,500 --> 01:55:17,500
Burn your house down.

2438
01:55:17,500 --> 01:55:18,500
I know.

2439
01:55:18,500 --> 01:55:19,500
All right.

2440
01:55:19,500 --> 01:55:21,260
That's all I got for Reddit.

2441
01:55:21,260 --> 01:55:22,820
Anything else to add before we head out today?

2442
01:55:22,820 --> 01:55:25,980
If I get something on my bed wrong, I'm all kinds of fucked up.

2443
01:55:25,980 --> 01:55:28,980
That left side is fucking killing me.

2444
01:55:28,980 --> 01:55:29,980
Oh.

2445
01:55:29,980 --> 01:55:33,460
Flows you don't even get in, Chile.

2446
01:55:33,460 --> 01:55:35,340
I do, but not fucking cold.

2447
01:55:35,340 --> 01:55:37,340
Burn that shit.

2448
01:55:37,340 --> 01:55:39,340
Every fucking bacteria dies.

2449
01:55:39,340 --> 01:55:40,340
All right.

2450
01:55:40,340 --> 01:55:45,540
We'll do a segment where we do Dollar Tree recipes for you guys at Dollar Tree 5.

2451
01:55:45,540 --> 01:55:47,100
We'll make some videos for that.

2452
01:55:47,100 --> 01:55:49,940
I don't have enough recipe ideas because I don't know how to cook.

2453
01:55:49,940 --> 01:55:53,020
A lot of chili there though.

2454
01:55:53,020 --> 01:55:55,700
I'll come up with something and we'll talk about it on the next episode.

2455
01:55:55,700 --> 01:55:56,700
Cool.

2456
01:55:56,700 --> 01:56:00,060
Turn in next time for We'll Find It About That Guy from Japan.

2457
01:56:00,060 --> 01:56:02,740
That was Butt Naked, Making We Sweep Steaks entries.

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All right.

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With that, we will see you guys on the next one.