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Hello and welcome back to the podcast.

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I'm Michael.

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I'm Noé.

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And we are the Knights of Entertainment podcast, covering your favorite and unknown movies,

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games, cartoon books, anime, and more weekly.

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We appreciate you being here and hope you enjoy the show.

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Let's go ahead and get started.

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All right, guys.

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So if you've been living under a rock, you must have not known, but a phenomenal show

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dropped on Amazon Prime, which is very rare.

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They only have like three good, three hit shows right now.

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I think The Expanse was one of them until somebody bought that out.

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The Expanse was on Amazon?

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I think so.

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Interesting.

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I'm pretty sure.

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You got The Boys.

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You've got Invincible.

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And that was it for a long time.

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I know The Lord of the Rings one wasn't very well received.

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Oh, God.

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No, that sucked.

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There was another one called The Book of Power or something.

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Horrible.

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The Wheel of Time, you mean?

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The Wheel of Time, yes.

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Yeah, it was horrible, too.

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It was a good hit.

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But they were not having good hits and they were spending millions of dollars.

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Then back on April 10th, which was last week basically, 10 days ago, they dropped an absolute

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banger.

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The video game adaptation or the TV show adaptation of the video game series Fallout.

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And I watched it's been a very long time since I've ever watched something from beginning

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to end in a binge.

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Like I don't know my short attention span.

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Maybe I don't know what's going on.

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Maybe I got Alzheimer's.

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I don't know what's going on.

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Forget what happened.

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Forget everything.

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Yeah.

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But this show I actually binged every single episode, all eight episodes or seven.

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I can't remember how many it was because I have Alzheimer's.

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And I watched all these episodes in one day.

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It was my day off Thursday and I watched every single one.

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And I could not believe how amazing this show is.

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It is truly the best video game adaptation of all time.

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I say that with a hundred percent truth.

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Resident Evil was nowhere near Resident Evil.

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What else you got?

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The Witcher is falling down now.

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Without Henry Cavill.

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Yeah.

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What else?

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They've tried to adapt everything.

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What's that one that came out that...

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Damn it.

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It came out not that long ago.

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With the girl.

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Damn it.

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I need some specifics.

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I know.

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I can't remember the damn name of it now though.

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I'll find it there.

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I mean like plots or anything.

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Happens at the end of the world I think.

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Oh, The Last of Us.

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Yeah, that was not very well received either.

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I liked it.

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It's my boy.

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I forget his name because I don't remember his name.

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What a lot of people didn't like is that with that show specifically, they didn't want the

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actors to ever see any of the video game stuff.

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Why not?

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I don't know.

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They didn't want them to get pre ideas about what would happen.

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That's why they got mad at Henry Cavill.

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He loved the books, the games, and everything to do with it.

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Passionate man.

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But they started changing too much shit and he's like, hey, what are you doing?

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He was mad.

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And the same thing goes with the people for The Last of Us.

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They didn't want any of them paying attention to any of the stories that existed before.

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It's like, no, we're going to do it our way.

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Well, I think they finished wrapping up season two of The Last of Us and they said that the

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guy that plays Joel, how did I forget his name?

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He's my boy.

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He wrapped up his scenes very quickly already.

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So I hope that's not a spoiler for everybody, but if you played the second game, you know

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exactly why he wrapped up his stuff so quick.

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So I'm watching a fallout.

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Now the number one thing about this, above anything, was the fact that it is canon to

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all the games.

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So the show itself is the latest release of the game series, technically, in timeline

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wise.

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You started with Fallout 1, the last one was Fallout 76, but year-wise it actually came

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out, it's supposed to be, the very first thing it's supposed to be, Fallout 76, which was

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that MMO that came out.

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That nobody liked?

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That nobody liked until recently, I hear, that they finally added enough stuff to make

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it palpable for people.

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Because when it first came out there were so many controversies with the game.

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There was the thing where it had that deluxe set where you could get the helmet and all

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that kind of shit.

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Oh yeah, that shitty helmet.

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That shitty helmet in a bag that was supposed to be canvas and it was in like nylon.

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People paid a lot of money for that shit, and that was one thing.

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Then the second thing that was in Fallout 76 is that there was nobody on there.

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Yeah, there was no NPCs.

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They thought they were going to have players actually run shops and be like quest givers.

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That's not how it works.

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No one plays a game to be a chef.

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Well, I do play a game just to run a Sushi shop, so maybe I'm wrong.

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But you have to give people that to start them out doing it.

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You can't just say, take it over.

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You do it.

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Here's a grocery store on the verge of bankruptcy.

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You got to take it over.

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You're just sweating in the bag counting within a calculator.

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Like, damn it, these fucking raiders, they keep stealing my supplies.

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So 76 is technically the first in the series time-wise.

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Right after the...

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Because it's 2077, the bombs drop.

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That's it for that particular world.

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And 76 is supposed to be the continuation after like 100 years after.

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And then one, two, three, four, and then the Fallout TV show is the very final one.

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Well the current one anyway.

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So it's completely canon.

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For those of you that don't know the lore of Fallout, it's basically an alternate version

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of our world where history is the same up until the end of World War II.

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And it changes drastically because it keeps the aesthetic of the old post-World War II

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aesthetic, like the whole 1950s aesthetic they had.

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And it keeps it going into the future, all the way to 2077.

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So it stays like that basically.

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And so it's futuristic, but also retro-istic.

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So it's all like old-timey music.

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That's why you have bottle caps and stuff like that.

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Well, in the end times, before that was regular money.

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And then they got better cars.

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They got fusion batteries, like nuclear power that you can just put into a backpack basically.

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That's how well they have their energy supply going.

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They got robots.

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So the year is 2077 when the bombs drop.

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So it's like further than our timeline.

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Hopefully our timeline doesn't end up until 2077, a little bit earlier.

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So the bombs drop at the beginning of the show, because you keep going to flashbacks

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and you do current time.

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And I don't want to spoil it for anybody, so I'm going to try to do as little spoilers

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as I can.

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So you follow, I guess I should do some history for people.

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So basically, certain people, shit, how do I explain this properly?

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I guess I just have to hope you guys understand what Fallout is.

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So it's like the year 21, so it's like 219 years after 2077.

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The whole planet is a wasteland and people have risen back up as like little civilizations

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and like, so you know, life goes on basically, just in the terms of now or any radiated landscape.

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So you have these beings called ghouls, which are adapted to survive in the wasteland.

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Like they're immune to radiation.

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They're basically immortal, but they can become feral if they don't have a specific medicine

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that they drink.

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I don't know how, it doesn't say how often, but they need this type of like chemical compound

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to keep them from going insane.

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So one of the characters, his former name was Cooper Howard.

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And he was actually the, you know, the guy with the thumbs up with the blonde hair of

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all Fallout, that famous character.

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He's actually the guy that was based off of that character.

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He was like the biggest actor at the time in 2077, like this cowboy guy.

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And he was the spokesperson for a group called Vault-Tec, a company, and he became the blonde

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guy with the thumbs up.

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Yeah!

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Oh, he hates that guy.

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So he's in the future now.

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219 years later, and he's a bounty hunter and he's a ghoul.

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He's got no nose and people are doing like those fanfics stuff with him.

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I'm like, oh, even him, huh?

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People are horny.

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People are thirsty.

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And remember rule 34.

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If it exists.

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Or if you can think about it, you play poly exists.

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There's a porno of it of some kind.

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Even with a toaster.

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You could probably look it up during the Lord.

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So the series follows three characters.

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It follows Lucy McClain, who is a vault dweller.

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Now back in the day, because there was such a fear of nuclear exchange, this group called

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Vault-Tec, I keep saying group, but it's a company called Vault-Tec.

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They invented these perfect vaults for people to survive hundreds of years inside.

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And if you were able to buy a ticket to this vault, you reserve your little spot.

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You could live in there.

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Your family could be raised there for hundreds of years.

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And so Lucy is now basically, so Lucy McClain is a vault dweller.

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So she's lived in that vault forever, her whole life.

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That's all she knows is that vault and the certain people that lives there.

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She hooks up with her cousin from time to time because not a lot of family members.

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It was a weird situation seeing there.

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I was like, after 10 years of cousin stuff, I can't wait for the real thing.

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I'm like, that's how they do lines.

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Like they just drop the randomest wildest things.

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I'm like, what?

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Cause it has that vault fall.

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If you're not used to fall out humor, you'll be absolutely shocked and appalled.

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Sometimes a fella's got to eat another fella out here in the wasteland.

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Now this ashtray ain't going to make itself.

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If you see the scene, you know exactly what I'm talking about.

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It's pretty brutal.

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And so there's three main characters.

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One of them is Lucy McClain and each of them follows a comedic path like in a game.

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So you have your good karma.

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She's the good karma.

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You have another character named Maximus, who's the neutral character.

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And then you have the bad karma is the ghoul, Cooper Howard.

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He does all the bad stuff.

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Maximus does all the in-between stuff like good and bad and Lucy does all the good stuff.

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So it's very interesting.

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And so the whole story is basically, all three of them have the similar goal, which is nice.

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So it all ties together between them.

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They're all looking for this guy named Dr. Sigi Wilczyk because he has a pre-apocalypse

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relic that everyone wants.

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And so Lucy's father is kidnapped from the vault by these raiders.

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So she goes out to find her father.

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And the only way to find her father is to escort this guy, Wilczyk, to Moldevar, is

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the woman that kidnapped her father.

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And Moldevar is a very famous person in the wasteland called the Flame Mother.

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And so that's her mission to find her father.

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Maximus's mission, because he's part of something called the Brotherhood of Steel.

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Now they have old pre-war tech.

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It's basically suits of armor, like a lot more bulkier than Iron Man, but they're pretty

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badass.

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And they're one of the most powerful military forces on the planet.

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And their mandate, their motto anyway, is to find pre-fallout technology and preserve

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it and use it and keep it out of the hands of evil-doers in the wasteland.

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So Maximus is set on a mission to find Wilczyk because they know about the artifact he has.

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They basically call it an artifact because it's pretty old, but it's just an advanced

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piece of technology.

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And the Cooper, the ghoul, as he's usually called, is looking for him because he has

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a very high bounty on his head.

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He's a bounty hunter, so he wants that money.

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And so they all constantly keep looking for this guy.

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By the way, the guy doesn't last very long.

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He ends up getting injured really bad and bleeding out, so he ends up just having his

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head taken because the artifact's in his head.

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So now the whole show is them trying to find this guy's head, and it keeps being passed

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out between all these members, or between these three groups of people, with Maximus

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and Lucy and the ghoul.

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I don't think any of them really have it that long.

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I think the longest is this side character named Thaddeus has the head the longest.

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And so that's basically the whole show, is them trying to find this artifact.

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Like Lucy's looking for her dad through Wilczyk, Cooper trying to get the bounty on Wilczyk,

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and Maximus trying to get the artifact off of Wilczyk.

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So it was a very well-written plot device that made sense, and why it drove each character

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forward.

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Right, because they're not all wanting the exact same thing.

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Basically yeah.

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She wants her father, but it involves Wilczyk.

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Maximus wants the artifact that involves Wilczyk, and Cooper just wants the bounty that involves

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Wilczyk.

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So they all want something different from the same guy, which is hilarious to me.

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And so off the bat, you'll fall in love with the ghoul first out of anybody, because he's

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the most interesting character.

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And he's a bad guy, and you've got to get used to that.

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He will not do anything good really.

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He'll do good stuff sort of, but not really.

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And you'll have moments, there'll be constantly flashbacks of himself as a normal guy back

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in 2077 as a Cooper Howard.

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And then it'll go back to him being the ghoul.

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And I mean he's been around for 219 years as a ghoul, and he's kept himself sane, but

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with the medication, which is hard to come by in the wasteland.

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So he's very experienced, probably the most experienced being on that planet now.

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If he's been around since 2077, by the way, people that you think after 219 years, it'll

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be all future stuff, there's a lot of people from 2077 that survive all the way to 219

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years later.

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I'm like how many fucking people make it to the future?

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You'd be surprised how many people make it to the future.

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Really?

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Yeah, just like people you know, you too huh?

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No one seems to die.

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And so the interesting, the bad thing about it was it had proper world building.

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My favorite part is the fact that there's this guy that's a snake oil salesman.

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He's like one of those fake doctors that sells you miracle cures that aren't real.

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And when you first meet him, because Maximus was a squire to a knight named Knight Titus,

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and the knights have the power armor, the big old suits of armor, and he ended up in

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a conflict with some big bear, radiated bear.

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It looks like a hairless, it's just a hairless bear, it's just super muscular.

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And his knight dies.

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I won't tell you how he died, because it's hilarious.

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And he ends up taking the suit of armor for himself, which is against regulations of the

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Brotherhood of Steel, and he decides to go find the willsick himself.

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And he comes across the snake oil doctor, about to get murdered by some random guy.

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He's in a suit of armor, so he's all feeling all, like anyone would feel, they'd all feel

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super powerful in the suit of armor.

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No normal person could hurt you.

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So he'd be like, hey, leave that man alone.

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He throws him off, he pushes him away, like sir, you're okay, you can leave.

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And he'd be like, thank you sir.

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Some people just don't appreciate scientific theory like I do.

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And the snake charmer runs off, the snake oil salesman runs off, and the guy freaks

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out, like I'm sorry man, don't kill me.

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He's like, I'm not going to kill you, but you should leave that man alone.

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He's like, I'm sorry man, he was trying to fuck my chickens.

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And it cuts back to the salesman, right?

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And he's hauling ass like he had been fucking some chickens.

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You know, when you see someone commit a crime and you see him running, he had that I just

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fucked some chickens run, because he was fucking bucking it.

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And you run into him in the show like four times, and he's always doing something fucking

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weird every time.

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And at one point, another squire by the name of Thaddeus, he's also, out of my three favorite

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characters, it's the ghoul, the snake oil salesman, and Thaddeus, those three, they

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took the cake for me.

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Oh, and Norman, I really like Norman, which is-

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So you really like people named Thad, don't you?

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Oh, like Thad Castle?

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I guess so.

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I guess four, because there's also someone named Norm, he's around my height, very short,

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and he's like, if you had to look at the stats, because you have strength, endurance, luck,

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and agility, right?

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His would be up on intelligence, and not so much on strength like me.

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Nothing else, just physical?

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Not really, because he's smart, but he's not very physically capable.

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And there was this really interesting element in the vault, because Lucy left him in the

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vault, and they closed the vault back down, so she could go find her father.

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And that was a weird mystery, because the vault that they lived in is interconnected

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with two other vaults, which is rare.

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It was like 31, 32, and 33.

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And so there was a mystery about what was going on in Vault 31 that he figured out himself,

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which is why I like Norm.

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He never swung a single fist, and he's over here solving mysteries.

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And so there was an altercation between Maximus and Thaddeus, because he had the armor against

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the regulation, and Thaddeus found out, and he had pulled out the fusion core, so the

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suit was useless, and he had taken the head, and he was going to take it back to the Brotherhood

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of Steel, and just pretty much rat out Maximus, and Maximus was trying to stop him.

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But he left him trapped in the suit of steel, and he got out later.

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But he had crushed his foot, so he had crushed Thaddeus' foot with the suit on, right?

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So the foot was mangled.

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Like when he took his sock off, you think it was like a little blood, right?

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That foot was like damaged to destroy.

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It looked like ground meat.

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I'm like, God damn, he really stepped on your foot with the whole weight of the power of

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armor.

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And he meets the snake-hole settlement, right?

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And he's like, oh, the injured foot, huh, I got just the cure for you.

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And he does this weird concoction, and it does heal his foot, like instantaneously.

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So I'm like, oh, maybe the doctor does know what he's doing.

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And he trades him the fusion core for the medicine.

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And then later you find out that the medicine was, he made him a ghoul, because ghouls can

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regenerate.

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But they're also, you know, you've seen a ghoul.

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I don't know if you've ever seen a ghoul, but you wouldn't want to be a ghoul.

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And plus, ghouls, anything like that, any abomination in the wasteland is a kill on

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sight decree of the Brotherhood of Steel.

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So he's like, fuck.

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He fixed you.

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He fixed you, and he fucked you at the same time.

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And so I hope it's at his saddest in season two, because there's already a report of season

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two already being like greenlit.

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Let's fucking go.

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This show was the best adaptation to a video game I've ever seen.

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And it's the only game that I can think of, or the only show that I can think of that's

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actually canon to the game.

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That is true.

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Most of them are not.

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That's how much faith they had in it, that they actually made it canon.

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So everything that happens in the game is the history of the show.

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Yeah.

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I'm like, that's fucking beautiful.

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You've seen what somebody came out with though, and they said, yeah, since you're not going

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to be getting a new Fallout game, here's your new game.

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What, they're going to get with the show?

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Exactly.

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Well, good enough for me.

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You don't get a Fallout 5, so here you go.

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They're still working.

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Man, they got six on Elder Scrolls, and they got five on Fallout.

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They've been fucking working on, Bethesda's been working on this shit for years, and it's

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never going to come out.

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I mean, it has to.

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I mean, it would be impossible not to.

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You'll be as old as that lady that still plays Skyrim.

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There's a lady that plays Skyrim?

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Yeah, the old lady.

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I don't know.

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There's an old lady that plays Skyrim on Twitch or something like YouTube.

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Good for her.

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She's like in her 80s or something like that.

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Just killing it, huh?

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Yeah.

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I guess there's nothing else to do at 80, just play Skyrim.

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So because she was waiting around for them to come out with Elder Scrolls 6, and it's

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like everybody's like, yeah, she's going to make it.

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Sorry about that, granny.

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I don't know if we're going to make it to Fallout 5 or Elder Scrolls 6.

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I'll be glad if we make it.

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I'm probably going to make it to GTA 6.

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I couldn't believe it.

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It's been years.

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And it's coming out next year?

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I can't watch something push it back.

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Greed.

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You know they made $2.2 billion from that game, from GTA 5?

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Good God.

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$2.2 billion and they still laid off like 100 people.

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Because it's still on, but what, Rocksteady?

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Rockstar, yeah.

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Rockstar.

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It's the greediest motherfuck.

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Put me in your game, Rockstar.

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Make me your next, make me Red Red Redemption 3.

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I'm so tired of DLCs at this point, though, from any kind of games.

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Their DLCs are very just like basic ads to the online stuff.

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They never dropped a single, single player DLC for GTA 5.

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Yeah.

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I was like, well, fuck.

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Or Resident Evil 2 for that matter.

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It's almost like people that buy the new like 2K and stuff like that.

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Like the NBA 2K.

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Oh yeah, they have completely destroyed that with microtransactions.

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I am so tired of microtransactions.

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Or pay to win.

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Me too.

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Oh my God, I'm tired of all that.

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And then they're like, okay, we have the game for you.

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It's $70.

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Or you can get the upgraded one for $99.

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Or the deluxe one for $137.

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Exactly.

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All you get is like a season pass.

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You get like two hats.

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It's ridiculous.

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Like the cash grab that a lot of these companies are going for now.

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That's why everybody loved, what was it?

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Was it Elden Ring that didn't have any kind of DLCs or anything?

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They had DLCs but then they were free.

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But there was no like pay.

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Oh, pay to win?

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No, just the minute you dropped was like, go for it.

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And I think that's why people loved it so much is like, we got the full fucking game.

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Oh my God.

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You don't get that in today's day and age.

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Wait till the future when they have ads and games.

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You got to cut into.

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Well that's another reason why I always, always try to get physical copies of anything that

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I get.

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Because now with everything being digital, it's more convenient and usually it's a little

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bit cheaper.

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But PlayStation has already proved they'll take that shit away whenever they lose rights

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to it.

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Yeah, that sucks.

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It's like, yeah, you can't play no more.

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But like how could they, like if you download it to your console, it's still on there, isn't

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it?

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Well, whenever you do an update on your PlayStation, it goes off.

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Well, no updates then.

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Because I know like if the whole game is on the console or like on your, because I have

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like a two terabyte fucking Seagate bullshit.

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I don't know where I got it from.

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And like it had 90% of it's full with God dang Call of Duty, Warzone.

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The other 10% is nothing.

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I think once you try to go into the, like the connectivity to internet of any kind,

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it starts messing with something.

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Like people that think about the people that buy like movies and stuff on PlayStation.

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I know those are gone.

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I'm going.

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Well, good thing I didn't buy that many.

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Fine.

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Yeah.

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Cause they used to like, when I first got the PS4, there was like millions of TV, like

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TV shows, movies.

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You can buy all of it.

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You know, the whole season for $3.

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Here you go.

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And it's just gone forever.

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Yep.

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But at the same time, like, man, where do I put my physical copies at?

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I don't know.

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That's why I'm saying like with games though, I always want that.

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Like if I get a any kind of console, it's got to have a disc drive on it.

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I don't want the ones where it's only digital copies only.

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Which I get a PS5.

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I think they're selling them at Walmart now retail price, but I can't even afford retail

485
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:47,960
price.

486
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:48,960
500.

487
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:49,960
I'm like, God dang it, man.

488
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:51,520
If it ain't one thing, it's another.

489
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:54,720
Like when you could afford the $800 one, right?

490
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:58,400
Or no, when you could afford the $500 one, it was like $900.

491
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,840
And like, cause you had all the stimulus checks and everything, right?

492
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:05,520
And now when you can't even afford the regular, like God, now that it's available, you can't

493
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:06,520
even afford that one.

494
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:09,960
I mean, shit, I went to the grocery store today and got two bags of groceries, two plastic

495
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:12,360
bags of groceries, $85.

496
00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:13,360
Huh?

497
00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:14,360
Jesus Christ.

498
00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:16,240
What are they just gold laced apples?

499
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:17,240
I know.

500
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:20,240
I went through the receipts like no, everything like fuck.

501
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:21,240
How?

502
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:22,840
I just want to know.

503
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,800
Like honey scripts, like $18 a piece.

504
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,000
No, a box of checks is 550.

505
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,000
Fuck.

506
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,560
Box of fucking checks.

507
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:30,560
Man.

508
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:31,720
Used to be $3.

509
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:34,600
You know, when ramen goes up, that's going to, a lot of people are going to end up dying.

510
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:41,120
It is like top ramen now, uh, from in Oklahoma, we have a place called Winkle foods, which

511
00:25:41,120 --> 00:25:44,760
is like discount of everything.

512
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:50,440
It's like really cheap shit, but uh, for a top ramen, it's like a probably 25 for one

513
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:51,440
of those cups.

514
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:52,440
Damn.

515
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:53,840
It's like our cup ramen or whatever they are.

516
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:54,840
It's like, fuck.

517
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:56,840
It used to be 70.

518
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:57,840
Oh man.

519
00:25:57,840 --> 00:25:59,160
The good old days.

520
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,280
Just three years ago.

521
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:02,280
It's like, fuck.

522
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:03,280
It's too hot.

523
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:04,880
Okay.

524
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:05,880
We got to make it somehow people.

525
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:06,880
Don't worry.

526
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:07,880
We'll make it.

527
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:12,880
You got to believe in yourself until we reached that, uh, that star trek level of replicators

528
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:14,160
where you can just tell it anything.

529
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:15,160
Yeah.

530
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:16,160
And it gives it to you.

531
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:19,760
Nobody have that on the lock and key forever.

532
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:21,440
You don't get none of it.

533
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:22,440
It's funny.

534
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:27,520
Like the parallels, cause in fallout, these, these four major companies ruled most of the

535
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:29,760
world because they were more powerful than the government.

536
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:34,320
It was Voltec, Robco, big mountain and Westco.

537
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:37,560
And like nowadays, you know, Walmart is Hargit, you know what I mean?

538
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:38,560
McDonald's.

539
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:39,560
Weird, huh?

540
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:43,560
No, it's a proctoring gamble.

541
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:48,560
Cause they're the ones that make every fucking thing or like Colgate.

542
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:52,880
You know how many companies Colgate owns that's not to do with a toothpaste?

543
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,240
Well they got candy companies.

544
00:26:55,240 --> 00:27:01,520
What if they perpetuate through the actual cavities and stuff?

545
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,040
I think they might actually.

546
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:04,040
Even motherfuckers.

547
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:05,040
Let's see here.

548
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:12,920
Cause I swear to God, uh, it's, it's what you would not expect it.

549
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:17,680
Like Dove also owns, uh, like something else.

550
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:18,680
Dub soap?

551
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:19,680
Yeah.

552
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:21,680
Like they own candy too or something like that.

553
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:24,720
Like the fuck would they need to own candy?

554
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:29,520
So like, it would make sense if it was like within their own domain, like, uh, uh, like

555
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:30,520
beauty products.

556
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:31,520
Right.

557
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:34,560
But what would Dub need to own candy for?

558
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:35,560
It's weird.

559
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:36,560
Kind of Monopoly they run in.

560
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:42,680
By the way, there's not another game on the planet, a board game that will tear a family

561
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:45,080
apart as fast as a Monopoly.

562
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,080
Right.

563
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,080
Like let's see here.

564
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:50,080
Uh, blah, blah, blah.

565
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:52,720
Damn it.

566
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:57,440
Like Coca-Cola looks like they own a shit ton of stuff.

567
00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:58,440
And they own Pepsi too.

568
00:27:58,440 --> 00:27:59,440
Be fucking hilarious.

569
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:03,160
No, PepsiCo owns a bunch of stuff too.

570
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:04,160
God dang.

571
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:05,160
What is with these?

572
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:06,800
So there's no, that's not really one company.

573
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,240
There's not really multiple companies.

574
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:09,240
No.

575
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:10,960
They're all in an umbrella of something else.

576
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:11,960
Yes.

577
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:16,000
Like, uh, for according to this, this one chart and this, I think it has more to do

578
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,480
with foods.

579
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:20,880
Uh, PepsiCo, Nestle, Coca-Cola.

580
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:23,640
She goes out like a fucking fallout company.

581
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:24,640
PepsiCo.

582
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:25,640
Yes.

583
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:35,240
PepsiCo, Nestle, Coca-Cola, Junilever, uh, Dane One, uh, Mars, and then, uh, Mondelaz.

584
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:39,160
Uh, Associated British Foods and Kellogg's owns almost everything.

585
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:43,200
The British, so the British did beat us in world and revolutionary war.

586
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,240
They just needed time.

587
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:46,240
Yeah.

588
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:48,640
It's, it's quite surprising what they own.

589
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:55,320
Well, Coca-Cola owns all, uh, so then all this variety of food and snacks is just an

590
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:56,320
illusion.

591
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:57,320
It is an illusion.

592
00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:58,320
Yes.

593
00:28:58,320 --> 00:28:59,320
Fuckers, man.

594
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:00,320
Yes.

595
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:01,320
Watch his go missing tomorrow.

596
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:02,320
Yeah.

597
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,480
Like, PepsiCo owns, uh, Quaker.

598
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:05,480
They own Lay's.

599
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:06,480
They own-

600
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:07,480
What the hell did he fucking oatmeal for?

601
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:11,280
That way they can say it's a healthy breakfast when it's not.

602
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:13,280
Oatmeal's not healthy?

603
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:14,280
Fuck.

604
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:15,280
Fuck!

605
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:21,000
No wonder I'm 600 pounds.

606
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,000
Yeah.

607
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:26,360
No wonder.

608
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:30,760
It's crazy that, uh, they own so much shit though.

609
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:33,240
Uh, like the, what was it?

610
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:34,240
Oh yeah.

611
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:36,760
The, the top 10 mega companies that own everything.

612
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:41,040
Nestle, Johnson and Johnson, PepsiCo, Procter & Gamble.

613
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:42,040
Exactly.

614
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:43,040
Procter & Gamble.

615
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:46,000
I believe they're Mars, Coca-Cola and Mandela's International.

616
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,000
Mandela.

617
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,000
That sounds about right.

618
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,000
Yes.

619
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,000
So yeah.

620
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,000
I'm thinking about Modela's, right?

621
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,520
I'm not, I'm mistaken, right?

622
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:55,520
Yeah.

623
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:56,520
It's not Modela?

624
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:57,520
No, it's not Modela.

625
00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:58,520
Okay.

626
00:29:58,520 --> 00:29:59,520
That's what I was laughing.

627
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:00,520
Uh, Mandela's.

628
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:01,520
What is that?

629
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:04,680
Uh, they own, uh, Canterbury Eggs.

630
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:05,680
They own Oreos.

631
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:06,960
Jeez, that's all they need is Canterbury Eggs.

632
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:10,280
They make like a billion dollars a fucking month in one year.

633
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:15,840
This one company, they own Canterbury Eggs, uh, or Caterbury, whatever you want to call

634
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:16,840
them.

635
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:17,840
Uh, Honey Maid, uh, Crackers.

636
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:20,840
Those like, uh, what do you call it?

637
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:21,840
Uh, Graham Crackers.

638
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:22,840
Oh yeah.

639
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:23,840
Those fucking annoying ass Crackers.

640
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:24,840
Yes.

641
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:27,480
Uh, Oreo, Ritz, Philadelphia, Cheese, Triscuit.

642
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:28,480
They own Hulls.

643
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:29,480
Jesus Christ.

644
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:31,480
They got like fucking cough drops too?

645
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:32,800
The hell are you doing cough drops for?

646
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:34,280
Chips Ahoy and Wheat Thins.

647
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:36,280
Those are just the few other ones.

648
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:37,280
Fuck.

649
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:38,280
Yeah.

650
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:39,280
Uh, what do you call it?

651
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:42,280
The Johnson, they own Motrin Tylenol, Nicorette.

652
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:45,240
Sounds racist as fuck.

653
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:46,640
You know what Nicorette is right?

654
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:47,640
No.

655
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:51,280
The, uh, the cigarette gum, the gum that tries to help you stop smoking.

656
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:53,920
Oh, that makes you more addicted to that than the cigarette?

657
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:54,920
Yes.

658
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:57,280
They own Neutrogena, Vino, Band-Aid, Listerine.

659
00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:58,280
Band-Aid?

660
00:30:58,280 --> 00:30:59,280
The company?

661
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:00,280
The actual Band-Aid?

662
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:01,280
Yeah.

663
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:02,280
I thought it was the brand.

664
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:03,280
The brand name.

665
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:04,280
I thought the product was just Band-Aid.

666
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:05,900
No, the brand name Band-Aid.

667
00:31:05,900 --> 00:31:06,900
They own that.

668
00:31:06,900 --> 00:31:08,640
Wait, so then what are other Band-Aids called?

669
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:10,640
Uh, they own-

670
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:12,640
Wait, if Band-Aid is copyrighted-

671
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:13,640
Bandages.

672
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:14,640
Oh my fucking god.

673
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,120
The Band-Aid is a brand, yes.

674
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:17,480
So Band-Aid is a brand?

675
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:18,480
Yes.

676
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:20,640
So synonymous with Band-Aids that they're fucking Band-Aids?

677
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:21,640
Yes.

678
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:22,640
Yes.

679
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:25,640
That is the most power move of power moves I've ever heard.

680
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:30,120
You're so synonymous with the word Band-Aid that everything else is called a Band-Aid,

681
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:31,120
even if it's not a Band-Aid.

682
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:32,120
Yes.

683
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:33,120
Oh my god, my mind just blew up.

684
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,640
I just fucking, I just came, I think.

685
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:38,640
Because Johnson & Johnson owns all those.

686
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:49,160
PepsiCo owns brisk Doritos, Ocean's Tray, Ruffles, Ruffles, Tostitos, Pepsi, Lays, like

687
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:51,160
they own a lot of the food.

688
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,560
We have Procter & Gamble.

689
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:57,200
Procter & Gamble owns Bounce, Crest, or yeah, Crest.

690
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,680
Bounce is a porn series.

691
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:04,240
Where like these women bounce on a trampoline with no shirt on.

692
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:06,520
No, not that Bounce.

693
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:07,520
The Bounce that is great.

694
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:09,520
It's a great movie series, by the way.

695
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:11,840
These are just on a trampoline butt naked.

696
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:12,840
That's all you need in life.

697
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:16,200
I'm a very simple man is what I'm saying.

698
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:17,200
That's all I need.

699
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:18,640
No, these are dryer sheets.

700
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:19,640
Oh yeah, Bounce.

701
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:20,640
Yeah.

702
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:21,640
Yeah, they own that.

703
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:22,640
They own Vicks.

704
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:23,640
They own Head & Shoulders.

705
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:24,640
Vicks Vapora.

706
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:28,240
They own Head & Shoulders, Tide.

707
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:29,240
They own Pantene.

708
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,600
They own Mr. Clean, Gillette.

709
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:32,600
They own Febreze.

710
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:33,600
They can't own a man.

711
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:34,600
They do.

712
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:35,600
They own him.

713
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:36,600
Mr. Clean's in the cell.

714
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:39,600
Get out there and start promoting.

715
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:42,320
Like and then Mars.

716
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:43,800
Like the planet?

717
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:44,800
No, not the planet.

718
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,440
What if they had a headquarters off fucking Mars?

719
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,400
You're surprising me what they own.

720
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:50,400
They own Bounty.

721
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:51,400
They own Dove.

722
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:52,400
They own Juicy Fruit.

723
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:53,400
They own Juicy Fruit.

724
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:56,520
They don't sell them at the dollar stores anymore.

725
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:57,520
Snickers.

726
00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:58,520
Ah, Snickers.

727
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:00,320
You know how famous Snickers are?

728
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:02,560
Like the packaging and the brand?

729
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:04,480
You don't have to put Snickers on the label?

730
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:05,480
No.

731
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:06,480
Because sometimes it just satisfies.

732
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:07,480
Yes.

733
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,560
And I'm like you know what the Snickers are regardless.

734
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:11,560
They also own Iams for pets.

735
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:12,560
They do?

736
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:13,560
They have food.

737
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:14,560
Yeah.

738
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:15,560
And chocolate?

739
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:16,560
Those evil people.

740
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:17,560
Kraft Heinz.

741
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,560
They own a bunch of shit too.

742
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:22,480
Like they're...

743
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:24,040
I'm learning too much things.

744
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:27,320
General Mills owns Pillsbury.

745
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:28,720
They own the Pillsbury Dumbboy?

746
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:29,720
Yes.

747
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:30,720
Jesus.

748
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:31,720
Bisquick.

749
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:34,640
They own Wheaties.

750
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:35,640
They own Cheerio.

751
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:36,640
They own Wheaties?

752
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:37,640
Yeah.

753
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:38,640
Barbie Olympia.

754
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:39,640
I thought the Olympics owned Wheaties.

755
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:41,320
See, here's how fucked up it really is.

756
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:42,320
Okay.

757
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:43,480
When you go to a grocery store, right?

758
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:44,480
Yeah.

759
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:45,480
They have Pillsbury.

760
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,040
And what's the other brand that competes with them usually?

761
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:48,040
Toaster Strudels?

762
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:49,040
Well.

763
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:50,960
I don't fucking know actually.

764
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:52,440
Well, like cake mixes, right?

765
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:53,440
Okay.

766
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:54,440
So generally you have like a Pillsbury.

767
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:55,440
You have like a Duncan Hines.

768
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:56,440
You have Betty Crocker.

769
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:58,160
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

770
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,040
They own Pillsbury and Betty Crocker.

771
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:03,040
Wait, so then why are they competing?

772
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:04,040
So it's just a bullshit.

773
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:06,080
It's just an illusion of competition.

774
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:07,080
That's not real.

775
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,640
General Mills owns both Betty Crocker and Pillsbury.

776
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:10,640
Weird.

777
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:14,640
I wonder if they make the companies compete with each other to get more like.

778
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:17,320
They're not really picking up the price a little bit.

779
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:19,760
Or get more assets from the father company.

780
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:20,760
You know what I mean?

781
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:21,760
Yeah.

782
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:24,960
Like all the companies below the main company are like the children trying to compete for

783
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:25,960
the father's affection.

784
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:29,120
So maybe they are still separate, but together, you know?

785
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:30,120
Yeah.

786
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:31,120
Actually together.

787
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:32,120
Yeah.

788
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:33,120
That'd make more sense.

789
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:34,120
But it's ridiculous.

790
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:35,560
Kind of like how the NBA has all these teams that are separate, but they're not really

791
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:36,560
separate.

792
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:37,560
That would make more sense then.

793
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:39,720
But yeah, like they own both of them though.

794
00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:41,720
So that means the recipes are very similar.

795
00:34:41,720 --> 00:34:46,560
They both taste like shit anyway.

796
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:47,560
Kind of yes.

797
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:48,560
I agree with that.

798
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:49,560
It's just crazy.

799
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:50,560
Like damn.

800
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:53,440
Our whole fucking world is an illusion.

801
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,000
There is no choice.

802
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:59,920
You eat and you watch and you read whatever they want you to.

803
00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:02,760
Unilever, oh here's some more that they own I guess apparently.

804
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:03,760
Oh fuck.

805
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:10,720
Unilever specifically, they own, this is the one I was talking about where it's hilarious,

806
00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:11,720
right?

807
00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:12,720
So they own Dove.

808
00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:13,720
Yeah.

809
00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:18,040
And on their new ads, they have a bunch of big women, right?

810
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:20,200
But they also own Ben and Jerry's.

811
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:26,240
Hmm, because they just combine the commercial together.

812
00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:28,880
After a massive amount of Ben and Jerry's, what can you do to the little Dove with your

813
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:29,880
life?

814
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:31,440
It's exactly what it is.

815
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:32,440
You evil bastards.

816
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:33,440
They own Axe.

817
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:34,440
Axe body spray?

818
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:36,760
So that we don't smell like ass.

819
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:38,560
You want to smell a little bit less like ass?

820
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:39,560
Try some Axe.

821
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:40,560
Oh my God.

822
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:41,560
They own Vaseline too.

823
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:42,560
You want to get fucked in the ass?

824
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:43,560
We got you going.

825
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:44,560
Oh man.

826
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:54,040
There's only a few companies that own everything.

827
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:55,040
Jesus Christ.

828
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:57,320
I bet your movies are the same thing.

829
00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:02,080
Like four studios and like all these fake studios underneath them.

830
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaking of fake though, did you see that?

831
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:06,880
Remember whenever we were talking, I think it was a couple of weeks ago now, where I

832
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:11,520
was talking about how people were pointing out that DC may have been using AI?

833
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:12,520
Oh yeah.

834
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:13,520
Yeah.

835
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:14,520
They had three covers.

836
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:15,520
Interesting.

837
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:17,160
For that specific reason.

838
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:21,640
They said, no, no, no, that ain't what, no, no, we didn't pull it for that.

839
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,040
They just had some quality issues.

840
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:25,600
You had to pull them back and retouch them.

841
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:28,040
Three covers that people suspected were AI generated.

842
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:29,040
Were pulled?

843
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:30,040
Were pulled and replaced.

844
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:31,760
I would have just lied my ass off.

845
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:32,760
Not them.

846
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:33,760
They're real.

847
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:36,280
I would have pulled the wrong, I would have pulled the different ones out just to fuck

848
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:38,680
them up.

849
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:40,120
That's 100% telling.

850
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:41,120
You can't.

851
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:42,120
Yes.

852
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:45,000
I would have pulled constantly watching what's going on.

853
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,080
I would have just released them and lied my ass off.

854
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:48,080
Nothing.

855
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:49,080
I'd have been like Bill Clinton.

856
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:51,840
I did not fucking do any AI artwork.

857
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:53,320
I did not.

858
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:56,240
I did not have a computer generated image.

859
00:36:56,240 --> 00:37:00,680
I just take that shit to my grave.

860
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:02,920
But a lot of people were pointing out though, like think about it.

861
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:08,200
If you collect comic books and they're using AI to make shit for them, what are you paying

862
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:09,200
them for?

863
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:10,200
You can do it yourself.

864
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:11,200
Oh, that is true.

865
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:14,920
Like you can tie, you can, like obviously it takes a little bit of time because you've

866
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:17,280
seen that making thumbnails and stuff.

867
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:19,840
It takes some effort sometimes to do it.

868
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:23,200
Spend like four hours and I still make a shit fucking thumbnail.

869
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:24,200
But you can do it.

870
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:29,000
Like it doesn't take that much like artistic talent to be able to do something with AI.

871
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:32,760
Just crack my knuckles and go into like QT, JAP, QPT.

872
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:35,640
All right I need Batman to face off against a new villain called the Diddler.

873
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:37,640
You be diddy.

874
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:40,160
That's his real name.

875
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:42,560
He's so far he's diddled Commissioner Gordon.

876
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:45,040
He's just diddling the shit out of him.

877
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:47,480
Gordon just laid up in the fucking hospital bed.

878
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:48,480
He diddled me Batman.

879
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:49,480
He diddled the shit out of me.

880
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:51,480
He took me shopping first.

881
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:54,480
He bought me all kinds of clothes.

882
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:57,480
He's not gonna have a record deal and he diddled the hell out of me.

883
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:58,480
The Diddler.

884
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:03,480
I tried to resist Batman.

885
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:07,800
One diddle, two diddle, three diddle, four Batman.

886
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,440
Who will I diddle once more?

887
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:17,120
If anything I'm gonna be a whore.

888
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:22,240
The fucking plot twist at the end of the fucking comic book is like Batman busts into a room

889
00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:27,760
and fucking Jason Todd diddles the shit out of him.

890
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:30,760
He diddled the shit out of Jason Todd.

891
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:32,720
It's like my god he diddled it.

892
00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:34,840
So that's why Jason Todd became the redhead.

893
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:37,240
Because he got diddled.

894
00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:43,000
But it wouldn't be like anything related to Pete Diddy for me right?

895
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:47,000
It would be something random that's not involved in anything diddle wise.

896
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,160
But I'd have to figure out what the diddle would actually be.

897
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:50,160
What it actually is.

898
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:53,760
Like what he just brands D's on his butt cheeks.

899
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:54,760
You got diddled Batman.

900
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:59,800
Like we just commission going with a big D on his ass.

901
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:04,120
That way you can sort of play it as a joke but not such a serious topic.

902
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:07,480
So what would the diddler actually do?

903
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,880
That would be fucking hilarious.

904
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:14,200
It's like do you want to be diddled Batman?

905
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:15,200
I was diddled once.

906
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:16,200
It drove me mad.

907
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:21,640
That's why the Joker acts the way he does.

908
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:23,000
The Joker's not the only one offended.

909
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,960
He's not afraid of anybody except for the diddler.

910
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:28,640
Did you say the diddler Batman?

911
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:30,520
The riddler can't figure it out.

912
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:33,280
I can't figure out the diddler's next move.

913
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:36,080
He's out diddled me.

914
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:41,280
I'm sort of out riddled with the out diddler.

915
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:43,200
I can't figure out what the diddler's doing.

916
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:45,440
That would be fucking wild.

917
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:50,480
And then we fucking just release him online and then DC's like mad as fuck.

918
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:55,600
You can't use AI generated artwork and then no shit you can't use J-I-C-A-I generated

919
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:56,600
artwork.

920
00:39:56,600 --> 00:40:00,800
We need to create that comic book called the diddler.

921
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:04,680
We should just figure out what he does.

922
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:07,360
We never explain what he actually does but people are fucking devastated.

923
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:10,400
He diddled the whole thing Batman.

924
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:13,320
That would be fucking hilarious.

925
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:15,120
He didn't leave a single toilet undiddled.

926
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:16,120
Just random.

927
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:19,640
Batman's like what the fuck is he doing?

928
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:20,640
Batman just confused as fuck.

929
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:25,240
But there's everybody that just has that like shock look of like exasperation at the end.

930
00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:27,920
That Eldritch horror that they witnessed that broke their sanity.

931
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:32,680
And Batman's like what the fuck is he actually doing?

932
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,480
We can't figure out what he's doing.

933
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:37,200
He's diddling but we don't even know what that actually is anymore.

934
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:39,360
I thought I knew but I was wrong.

935
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:41,840
It's like it's not what you expect Batman.

936
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:43,560
It never is with me Batman.

937
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:55,120
Then he fucking disappears in a cloud of diddles.

938
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:58,400
He vanished in a smoke squirming diddle.

939
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:01,520
To the point where we never show what it was.

940
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:03,320
You ever show what the diddle is all?

941
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:07,120
I guess at the end of the series it would just be Batman like I understand.

942
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:12,600
And then there's one panel at the end the last day it's just Batman looking away.

943
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:13,600
You just know he got diddled.

944
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:14,600
With the light on the side.

945
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:15,600
He's like he got diddled too.

946
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:20,600
Oh that would be fucking hilarious.

947
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:29,040
I'm just trying to not connect it to P. Diddy.

948
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:30,400
It slowly gets away from P. Diddy.

949
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:31,400
It's just random.

950
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:32,400
It's all random thing.

951
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:33,400
P. Diddy got diddled.

952
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:37,560
Oh yeah when they unmask him it's not P. Diddy.

953
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:40,800
He's like what the fuck.

954
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:44,800
I diddled again Batman.

955
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:48,000
Sean diddy come on.

956
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:52,440
I guess one of the plot twists would be like they finally break into some house and they

957
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:53,440
find diddy diddled.

958
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:56,160
It's like God diddy diddle diddy.

959
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:57,160
So it's not diddy.

960
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:58,160
Diddy didn't do it.

961
00:41:58,160 --> 00:41:59,160
So who's the diddler?

962
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:04,520
That would be hilarious.

963
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:05,520
Diddy do it?

964
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:06,520
Did diddy did it.

965
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:07,800
I love that phrase.

966
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:10,560
I'm sorry P. Diddy but you fucked yourself over.

967
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:11,560
Literally.

968
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:14,680
It would not be diddy do it?

969
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:15,680
I think he did it.

970
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:18,440
Well you heard about OJ too didn't you?

971
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:21,800
OJ Samson man.

972
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,320
Somebody said now he's going to go tell God if he really did it.

973
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:26,960
Oh he did it.

974
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:29,800
There's no mystery there.

975
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:33,000
I've seen that the other day.

976
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,840
It's like oh well now we don't.

977
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:42,960
I could have sworn someone he says that was a joke post somewhere that said like he said

978
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:45,880
like he had tweeted something right before he died.

979
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:50,080
He just said I did that shit and then his family allegedly deleted it but I'm pretty

980
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:51,560
sure it's fake.

981
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:56,280
Yeah otherwise they'd be sued for that.

982
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:58,480
You know the family would go after him.

983
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:00,600
If somebody put that post out.

984
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:02,240
Well he's dead so.

985
00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:03,760
No but that doesn't mean that.

986
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:04,760
Like think about it.

987
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:09,080
The family members of different people go after like critics all the time.

988
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:10,080
God dang Hatfields and McCoys.

989
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:13,320
You think they're still fighting to this day?

990
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:14,320
Probably.

991
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:15,320
They just live across the street.

992
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:16,320
Fuck you.

993
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:17,320
Hey man fuck you.

994
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:21,760
And it's to the point nobody remembers why it even started.

995
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,960
Why are we fighting the Hatfields mama?

996
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:24,960
I don't know son.

997
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:32,320
But I'll be damned if a Hatfield ever gets the best of us.

998
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:33,320
I wonder.

999
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:34,320
I don't know.

1000
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:37,560
I have too much like introspection.

1001
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:40,520
But like I can't just blindly be like if my family's like we don't like these people.

1002
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:41,520
I'm like why?

1003
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:43,720
I ask questions.

1004
00:43:43,720 --> 00:43:47,000
But like at the same time like if I ever get married right and my wife's like I don't like

1005
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,000
that girl.

1006
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,000
Like I'm like hey bitch fuck you too.

1007
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,640
Just whatever she says.

1008
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:57,600
Because I saw one I saw this show once and like this like there was this couple arguing

1009
00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:01,600
like this was the whole group of people like on a lawn and this husband comes up like everything

1010
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:02,760
okay babe?

1011
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:06,560
And he's like the guy in the car is like hey Dan and hey Rachel.

1012
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:09,280
And then his wife's like honey we don't like Rachel.

1013
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:10,760
And I'm like oh fuck you Rachel.

1014
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:15,040
The husband on a fucking dime.

1015
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:20,040
But he was right and die immediately.

1016
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:24,400
So whether you're significant others wrong or right you got to back them up.

1017
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:27,680
They could be 100% wrong on any of the subject.

1018
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:31,480
You got to be like well shit I guess I'm gonna be wrong too.

1019
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:33,440
Unless she's really wrong.

1020
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:36,880
I guess it would depend on yeah I would depend on the subject.

1021
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:38,360
So I don't think Nazis are that good of people.

1022
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:39,960
I don't know what you're talking about.

1023
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:43,880
It's like oh you supported Mao.

1024
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:50,720
He fucking caught up.

1025
00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:58,600
It's like oh Kim Jong Un huh.

1026
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:03,400
You got to be like well he's not that.

1027
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:05,840
And then when you're on the private are you fucking insane?

1028
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:08,640
Man's a fucking megalomaniacal maniac.

1029
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:09,640
He might be the diddler.

1030
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:12,640
For all we know.

1031
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:13,640
No one knows who he is.

1032
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:14,640
Could be anybody.

1033
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:15,640
It could be you.

1034
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:18,640
Turns out Batman was a diddler the whole time.

1035
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:19,640
He just got bored.

1036
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:20,640
He started diddling.

1037
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:27,640
It's like he will strike fear into him.

1038
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:30,600
I'm gonna strike fear in you now for real.

1039
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:36,160
Have you seen that Batman Beyond episode where it's got the young Bruce Wayne or like normal

1040
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:37,680
Batman and then it's got the old Bruce Wayne.

1041
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:40,760
I don't know if you've ever seen that where there's like a time.

1042
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:42,240
Oh the dudsley one?

1043
00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:43,240
Yeah yeah.

1044
00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:49,840
The unlimited where they go to the future to the Batman Beyond.

1045
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:54,360
It's got Bruce Wayne where he gets that scarecrow lookalike guy and he hangs him over.

1046
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:56,960
He's like my arm is getting tired.

1047
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:57,960
And then you get the old Batman.

1048
00:45:57,960 --> 00:45:58,960
I remember that.

1049
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:02,680
He goes what a fucking amateur and he fucking shoves a knife through his ass or something.

1050
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:03,680
But it never shows what it does.

1051
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:04,680
He does what it does.

1052
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:05,680
It's horrific to him.

1053
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:08,680
No he goes I'm the diddler.

1054
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:11,680
All these years.

1055
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:15,000
That's why it's like I'll talk I'll talk.

1056
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,120
And even Batman from our timeline is like wait what?

1057
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:20,120
We haven't been a diddler yet.

1058
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:23,720
That's why he's like that's his number one interrogation.

1059
00:46:23,720 --> 00:46:24,720
I'm the diddler.

1060
00:46:24,720 --> 00:46:27,040
It's like oh my god.

1061
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:28,040
The horror story.

1062
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:29,040
We know.

1063
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:30,040
The Joker died getting diddled.

1064
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:39,880
Oh it's going to be a running joke now.

1065
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:41,240
Well that's it for Fallout.

1066
00:46:41,240 --> 00:46:45,280
What's up for your cozy nights?

1067
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:47,440
Well just a random episode.

1068
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:48,440
No more cozy nights.

1069
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:52,200
Seeing as nights of entertainment is like an overall arcing thing it'd be pointless

1070
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:55,480
to have like an actual show.

1071
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:58,400
So this is Fallout and other stuff.

1072
00:46:58,400 --> 00:46:59,400
Hope you enjoyed.

1073
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:02,240
Tune in next week for Justice League and more Justice League.

1074
00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:06,040
All right what you got for Urban Dictionary today?

1075
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:07,040
No problem.

1076
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:10,040
Let's see what I got.

1077
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:12,640
Fucking eyesight.

1078
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:14,640
I think I got diddle.

1079
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:15,640
Straight in the eyes.

1080
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:20,600
Nobody knows what it is.

1081
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:27,960
All right so we start off on what is it Urban Dictionary with a few little phrases and like

1082
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:32,160
definitions I like to I find hilarious.

1083
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:34,880
Don't take these too seriously and don't cancel me.

1084
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:36,640
First one is Couchmate.

1085
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:39,800
It is that friend that comes over to just sit around and watch TV or movies.

1086
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:42,360
You don't have to do anything to have a nice time out.

1087
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:43,360
Beautiful.

1088
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:46,480
Edward has a couchmate.

1089
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:47,480
They come in.

1090
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:48,480
You guys do nothing.

1091
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:49,480
Just watch some movies.

1092
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:50,480
Play some games.

1093
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:53,560
It's the best time of the whole week.

1094
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:56,560
And no one gets diddled.

1095
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:57,560
Let's hope.

1096
00:47:57,560 --> 00:47:58,560
Next one is Soulmate.

1097
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:06,120
This is a bunch of bullshit.

1098
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:07,120
We don't have that soulmate.

1099
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:10,700
It's just something some lonely ass woman or man came up with to make themselves feel

1100
00:48:10,700 --> 00:48:14,240
less lonely from waiting around years to find that nobody deserves them anyway.

1101
00:48:14,240 --> 00:48:15,240
I'm like god damn.

1102
00:48:15,240 --> 00:48:17,240
Somebody's got a blackened heart.

1103
00:48:17,240 --> 00:48:18,240
Like bam.

1104
00:48:18,240 --> 00:48:19,240
Someone got hurt real bad.

1105
00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:20,240
Yes.

1106
00:48:20,240 --> 00:48:21,240
Somebody got diddled.

1107
00:48:21,240 --> 00:48:24,680
They got diddled the wrong way.

1108
00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:25,680
Next one is my fetish.

1109
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:26,680
Bra fetish.

1110
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:31,600
A fetish where a man is turned on by bras whether the woman is wearing the bra or the

1111
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:34,120
man is or both.

1112
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:35,120
Maybe the second part isn't me.

1113
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:36,120
I don't want to wear a bra.

1114
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:37,120
No, no, no.

1115
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:38,120
The truth is that you're afraid isn't it?

1116
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:39,120
I do need one now.

1117
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:41,360
I got some big old fucking cans on me.

1118
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:42,360
I need one.

1119
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:46,440
It's like I got cheese.

1120
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:47,960
Next one is Echo Chamber.

1121
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:51,000
This is a woman's pussy that is so stretched out and out of shape that if someone were

1122
00:48:51,000 --> 00:49:01,840
to say anything while going down on her it would echo at least three times.

1123
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:03,960
Next one is hard bass.

1124
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:07,480
Is a genre of dance and music which was popularized in Russia and involves large amounts of people

1125
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:10,120
usually in Adidas tracksuits and leather vests.

1126
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:12,120
Dancing on it.

1127
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:13,120
No, I gotcha.

1128
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:16,120
You got that first shirt.

1129
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:19,280
Dancing in public areas in an aggressive stomping fashion.

1130
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:21,280
The Adidas tracksuits.

1131
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:24,200
Yeah, me when I first read that it fit.

1132
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:25,200
It fit perfectly.

1133
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:28,200
Next one is called Squatnik.

1134
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:35,800
This is why I followed up with the hard bass because a Russian man in Adidas who drinks

1135
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:37,880
vodka and listens to hard bass while doing hopka.

1136
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:42,800
That's why I added it because it reminded me of the fucking top one.

1137
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:45,960
Next one is called Biffa.

1138
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:50,560
Someone who has sex against or in a bin on a night out while intoxicated.

1139
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:52,360
So basically you just lean up against a bin.

1140
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:56,280
Have you seen how nasty some of those things are?

1141
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:59,000
Hey man, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

1142
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,040
I don't want tetanus and shit.

1143
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:06,360
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

1144
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:08,680
Just throw a blanket over it or something.

1145
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:10,160
At that point you might as well just go home honestly.

1146
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:12,080
You got that homeless person sleeping in it.

1147
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:17,600
You can do something fucking, I'm gonna sleep here.

1148
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:20,120
And that's one of Skeet Goblin.

1149
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:22,120
One who is greedy when it comes to the substance of skeet.

1150
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:24,280
Especially when it usually sucks a lot of dick and never shares.

1151
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:26,800
It's a little whore.

1152
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:28,800
Like yes, Skeet Goblin.

1153
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:31,400
Skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet.

1154
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:34,880
I go into fucking just, I turn out to just go crazy.

1155
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:36,480
I can't say skeet right?

1156
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:38,840
I always fucking devolve into the whole skeet thing.

1157
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:39,840
Skeet, skeet, skeet.

1158
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:42,560
Like from the window to the wall.

1159
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:44,560
Look the sweat off of my balls.

1160
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:46,840
Down skeet, skeet, skeet.

1161
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:48,640
Next one's called Beaver Burn.

1162
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:49,640
So Beaver Burn.

1163
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:52,600
A Beaver Burn is when a vagina, otherwise known as a Beaver Pussy Clamber Toad, is repeatedly

1164
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:55,600
rubbed onto one's face until rubbed during oral sex with a woman.

1165
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:57,880
So they must fucking just grind it into your face.

1166
00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:01,400
Until you lose consciousness.

1167
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:05,720
And then you wake up like, why'd you stop?

1168
00:51:05,720 --> 00:51:07,320
Next one's just called Jacob Elorty.

1169
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:10,040
I think it's an actor, so I apologize.

1170
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:14,560
But it's just this one giant ass Neanderthal looking motherfucker.

1171
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:16,080
Star of the Kissin' Booth movies and Euphoria.

1172
00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:21,440
I don't know who you are bro, but they really did you dirty as fuck.

1173
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:22,440
What's the name again?

1174
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:24,200
Uh, Jacob Elorty.

1175
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:25,200
Jacob Elorty?

1176
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:27,640
So it's E-L-O-R-D-I.

1177
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:29,000
And Jacob's just Jacob.

1178
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,000
Yeah.

1179
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,360
Next one is called Rectangle Fat.

1180
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:35,000
When a person looks skinny from the front and back, but not from the sides.

1181
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:36,000
Yeah.

1182
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:37,920
I've never seen that before.

1183
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:43,600
I mean, doesn't look like a Neanderthal to me really.

1184
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:44,600
Oh, you know that guy?

1185
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:45,600
Neanderthaler?

1186
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:48,600
Nah, he's just a regular dude.

1187
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:49,840
They just don't like him.

1188
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:50,840
They just don't like him, isn't it?

1189
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:51,840
They just tore at him immediately.

1190
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:54,840
So this next one's called Ursula Tax.

1191
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:58,800
And it's a requirement in certain Facebook groups for new members to post either a meme

1192
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:02,240
relevant to the group or a screenshot of the conversation that brought them there.

1193
00:52:02,240 --> 00:52:05,160
And encourages interaction within the group, which also means that the group's posts are

1194
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:07,160
more likely to be seen by other members.

1195
00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:10,120
An active group is more likely to be tagged in future discussions.

1196
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:12,480
Named for Ursula the Sea Witch from The Little Mermaid.

1197
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:15,760
Just like her, the group's admins have the power to take away individual members' voices

1198
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:16,760
by muting them.

1199
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:18,720
And they fail to follow the contract they agreed to.

1200
00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:27,140
Originally found in Disney themed groups, the term grown lags high and is now seen here

1201
00:52:27,140 --> 00:52:29,440
and there around Facebook.

1202
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:30,440
So be careful.

1203
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:33,880
You get Ursula Taxed, which I never have on Facebook.

1204
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:35,880
I just post whatever.

1205
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:36,880
I just join whatever groups.

1206
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:37,880
They don't ask me for anything.

1207
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:38,880
Yeah, that is surprising.

1208
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:39,880
Well, next one is called YouCorn.

1209
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:40,880
It's a new slang word among the newer generations.

1210
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:41,880
Calling someone corn is short for saying they're weird, stupid, ugly.

1211
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:42,880
You can say it all in one word.

1212
00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:43,880
That's like the corniest shit I've ever heard.

1213
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:44,880
YouCorn.

1214
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:45,880
Is it like short for you're corny?

1215
00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:46,880
I guess, maybe, but I don't know.

1216
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:47,880
It just says YouCorn.

1217
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:48,880
YouCorn.

1218
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:51,160
And then he was severely beaten.

1219
00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:53,160
The person that said that.

1220
00:52:53,160 --> 00:53:04,200
But saying that also makes you corny.

1221
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:07,200
Yeah, exactly.

1222
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:09,200
That's what I thought.

1223
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:12,200
That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard.

1224
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:14,200
There's a lot of new words that I've heard recently.

1225
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:19,200
That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard and I hear my cousins talk regularly.

1226
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:24,200
This is the level that you've dealt with.

1227
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:27,200
So I know dumb shit.

1228
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:28,200
You know dumb shit.

1229
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:36,200
I just fucking tore it to all my cousins with such ease.

1230
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:37,200
That's the funnest part though.

1231
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:38,200
I don't know.

1232
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:41,200
Whenever I was growing up and you as well.

1233
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:47,200
For me, growing up in the hood, you have comebacks to everything.

1234
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:49,200
Just because of the people you used to hang out with.

1235
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:53,200
Like, you have a retort for almost everything somebody says.

1236
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:56,200
Even if you don't say it out loud, you got that thing in the mind.

1237
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:59,200
It's like, you could say that, but then that'd be me.

1238
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:00,200
Might get you fired.

1239
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:01,200
You never know.

1240
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:02,200
Yeah, that's true.

1241
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:08,200
I don't know what it is, but like Gen Z recently, like that are coming in that are, cause they're

1242
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:10,200
all around 20-ish.

1243
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:11,200
Somewhere around there.

1244
00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:13,200
2022, something like that.

1245
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:17,200
The people that are coming to where I work, they say shit.

1246
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:21,200
It's like, oh, I want to say something so badly back to these people because they don't

1247
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:23,200
understand what they're saying.

1248
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:27,200
It's like, oh, but then if I do, they really will go tell HR.

1249
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:29,200
It's just a lack of grammar.

1250
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:30,200
Who knows?

1251
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:35,200
It reminds me, it makes me think that being on the phone so long, like we grew up whenever

1252
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:41,200
you had internet obviously, but you got to see the evolution of like dial up to really

1253
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:42,200
good internet.

1254
00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:43,200
Right.

1255
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:48,200
Like to no internet whatsoever to like, it being such a, who pick with his part of life

1256
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:49,200
now is insane.

1257
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:50,200
But we got to see that though.

1258
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:51,200
You know what I mean?

1259
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:56,200
The people that are growing up that were Gen Z mostly had phones the entire time.

1260
00:54:56,200 --> 00:55:00,200
There's some people that I work with that were not alive during 9-11.

1261
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:05,200
That's surprising where they're like, well, that was an insane day for sure.

1262
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:06,200
You know what I mean?

1263
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:09,200
But like for me, I don't even think it's like, that wasn't that long ago.

1264
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:12,200
Like when it was like 21 years ago, 23 years ago.

1265
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:13,200
Yeah.

1266
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:17,200
He was like, oh, what happened?

1267
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:19,200
You look in the mirror.

1268
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:21,200
What happened?

1269
00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:26,200
It's just like throwing up drench yourself.

1270
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:30,200
Amazingly, the fucking wall started falling on my reality.

1271
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:33,200
No, the glass just shatters.

1272
00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:39,200
Well, now that I have my phone, I can find that DVD of Bounce.

1273
00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:44,200
As long as you don't find anything to diddle to.

1274
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:45,200
Diddle.

1275
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:46,200
We don't even know what diddle is.

1276
00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:47,200
No.

1277
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:48,200
Once we figure it out.

1278
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:52,200
I got to find the bounce with Janna Michaels and the bounce with Hannah Hilton.

1279
00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:55,200
I'm very specific in my pornography.

1280
00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:57,200
No, it should be those ones that you'll never be able to find again.

1281
00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:58,200
That's usually how it goes.

1282
00:55:58,200 --> 00:56:00,200
Like, damn it, man.

1283
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:03,200
All a man wants to do is diddle sometimes.

1284
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:04,200
Like, what's that mean?

1285
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:06,200
I don't know, actually.

1286
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:09,200
It's something I feel.

1287
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:12,200
It's something I sense deep in my core, but I can't explain.

1288
00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:14,200
The diddle.

1289
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:15,200
The call of the diddle.

1290
00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:18,200
You start seeing that meme of all the like formulations and stuff.

1291
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:20,200
Oh, yeah, at the back of your head.

1292
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:22,200
It's like, what is diddling?

1293
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:26,200
Because it has no meaning for what people assume it to be.

1294
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:32,200
It had to be something so hilarious at the end of the comic book series that people were like, oh, my fucking God.

1295
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:34,200
So it had to be absolutely out of left field.

1296
00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:36,200
Yes.

1297
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:39,200
One day we'll know what diddling was.

1298
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:41,200
Because it's not the other kind of diddle.

1299
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:43,200
That's the glory of it.

1300
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:45,200
Because everybody assumes it to be something.

1301
00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:49,200
It's not going to be the diddle you think diddled.

1302
00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:52,200
Because the diddle you think diddled is not the diddle that's going to diddle you.

1303
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:55,200
That's how you get diddled.

1304
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:59,200
You always get the least expected diddle.

1305
00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:02,200
Or you get diddled at the least expected time.

1306
00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:04,200
When you're least expecting it.

1307
00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:05,200
That's when I'll diddle.

1308
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:06,200
That's when I'll diddle.

1309
00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:08,200
Or what if he just replaces words with diddle?

1310
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:11,200
Right.

1311
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:14,200
Because it's funny.

1312
00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:16,200
Well, that's it for Urban Dictionary.

1313
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:18,200
That's all you got for Urban Dictionary.

1314
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:19,200
All right.

1315
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:21,200
Well, you ready to move into our breakdown?

1316
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:22,200
Yes.

1317
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:25,200
Well, luckily they get two of them tonight.

1318
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:26,200
Apparently.

1319
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:27,200
Two?

1320
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:28,200
That's a lot of diddles.

1321
00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:33,200
Just the look at it like oh shit.

1322
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:36,200
That's a lot of diddle days.

1323
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:39,200
Well, one of them was a short series.

1324
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:41,200
Because it was a...

1325
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:43,200
Well, each episode is seven minutes.

1326
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:45,200
God dang.

1327
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:47,200
It goes by fast.

1328
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:50,200
So that way it's not too short of an episode here.

1329
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:54,200
I'll still separate it into two different ones for YouTube.

1330
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:56,200
But for everybody listening...

1331
00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:57,200
Like, comment, and subscribe.

1332
00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:59,200
But for everybody listening to the podcast,

1333
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:00,200
you get two of them tonight.

1334
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:04,200
So the first one is Psyche-Kun,

1335
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:06,200
Master of Killing Time.

1336
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:08,200
Oh, is that what you're talking about?

1337
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:09,200
Yeah.

1338
00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:12,200
These episodes are only like seven minutes long.

1339
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:16,200
And about a minute and a half is the intro and outro.

1340
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:17,200
Jesus.

1341
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:18,200
Surprise.

1342
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:20,200
Three minutes gone already.

1343
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:23,200
You played through really short.

1344
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:25,200
A minute and a half completely.

1345
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:26,200
Because each...

1346
00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:29,200
The opening is like 30 to 35 seconds.

1347
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:31,200
And then the ending is about the same.

1348
00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:35,200
So you get a minute and a half off.

1349
00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:37,200
So it basically...

1350
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:42,200
Okay, so the premise of this show is that there's this girl

1351
00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:44,200
that sits beside this boy in the classroom

1352
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:46,200
at the back of the class.

1353
00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:49,200
She's trying to study and listen to what the teacher's saying

1354
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:50,200
the entire time.

1355
00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:54,200
But this kid beside her does crazy shit

1356
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:57,200
just playing games and stuff on his own,

1357
00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:59,200
ignoring every fucking thing at the front.

1358
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:02,200
Just random shit the entire time.

1359
00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:06,200
So the first one is called Domino.

1360
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:07,200
That's the title of it, right?

1361
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:11,200
So Rumi Yokoi observes her neighbor classmate,

1362
00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:14,200
which is Toshinari Seki, right?

1363
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:18,200
As he constructs an elaborate domino show using erasers.

1364
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:20,200
So he just keeps grabbing into his bag,

1365
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:22,200
pulling out these fucking erasers.

1366
00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:24,200
Just lining the bitches up.

1367
00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:26,200
Makes a bridge out of them.

1368
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:29,200
He makes this elaborate motherfucker at the back of the class

1369
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:31,200
on his desk.

1370
00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:33,200
And she tries to stop him because she doesn't want

1371
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:34,200
the teacher to notice it.

1372
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:37,200
She's like, what the fuck are you doing?

1373
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:39,200
She doesn't use the word fuck.

1374
00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:41,200
She's like, oh my god, what the hell are you doing?

1375
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:44,200
Because she's trying to be the good student the entire time.

1376
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:47,200
He knocks it over and she's like, oh god, no.

1377
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:51,200
Because it's going towards this one ending piece that says bomb.

1378
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:56,200
Like it's going to make the button press a bomb to call it.

1379
00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:59,200
And in her mind she's like, oh shit.

1380
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:01,200
It follows through.

1381
01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:02,200
It presses the button.

1382
01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:05,200
It shows Seki's mind.

1383
01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:07,200
The fireworks going off.

1384
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:08,200
So it never happened in reality.

1385
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:12,200
It was just all in his mind of what was going to happen at the end.

1386
01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:13,200
Right.

1387
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:14,200
That's the whole episode.

1388
01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:15,200
Huh.

1389
01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:16,200
That was quick.

1390
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:19,200
He's just fucking around the entire time.

1391
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:22,200
This first episode is just with Domino's making them out of erasers.

1392
01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:23,200
OK.

1393
01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:24,200
Just knocking erasers down.

1394
01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:26,200
Episode two is called Shogi.

1395
01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:28,200
Are you familiar with what Shogi is?

1396
01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:29,200
No.

1397
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:33,200
Shogi is a Japanese version basically of chess.

1398
01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:35,200
Oh, like the little pieces?

1399
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:37,200
Or like the similar looking pieces?

1400
01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:39,200
Where all like wood little.

1401
01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:40,200
Yeah, little wood pieces.

1402
01:00:40,200 --> 01:00:41,200
Yeah.

1403
01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:42,200
OK.

1404
01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:43,200
I do kind of know.

1405
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:44,200
So you kind of at least know what it is.

1406
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:49,200
So Seki, he is playing an abnormal game of Shogi on his desk because he carved into the

1407
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:51,200
desk itself to make the pattern.

1408
01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:52,200
Right.

1409
01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:57,200
Depicting a melodramatic story of loyalty and betrayal.

1410
01:00:57,200 --> 01:01:01,200
This girl Rumi cannot help but get invested in what she tries to intervene.

1411
01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:05,200
So she like there's this whole story that she's watching play out in her mind while he's

1412
01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:08,200
just smashing pieces together.

1413
01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:10,200
Like in his mind he's just fucking with stuff.

1414
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:11,200
Right.

1415
01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:13,200
Passing time because he doesn't give a fuck.

1416
01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:17,200
And she just sees this melodramatic play going on.

1417
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:20,200
Like the king is getting assassinated.

1418
01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:24,200
So she just builds like a fanfic of his random movements?

1419
01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:25,200
Yes.

1420
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:29,200
So a piece falls and she flicks it back over there which ruins everything for him.

1421
01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:31,200
He's like.

1422
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:33,200
Because you never hear him say a word.

1423
01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:35,200
He never says a word through this entire series.

1424
01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:36,200
Nothing.

1425
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:37,200
Nothing.

1426
01:01:37,200 --> 01:01:38,200
Shit.

1427
01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:39,200
Like you never hear his voice.

1428
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:41,200
It's just her.

1429
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:45,200
Because he's over here playing these fucking games on his own.

1430
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:48,200
Episode 3 is called desk polishing.

1431
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:52,200
So Seki is obsessively polishing his desk.

1432
01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:53,200
Right.

1433
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:57,200
Achieving a mirror like shine that's reflecting the sun back into the glass.

1434
01:01:57,200 --> 01:02:02,200
Because he gets like carnauba wax and just starts buffing that shit.

1435
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:05,200
And seeks more things to polish from her.

1436
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:10,200
He's like he looks towards a piece of her notebook or something like that.

1437
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:14,200
And then he polishes.

1438
01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:17,200
So she never learns anything every episode.

1439
01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:19,200
Because she's just doing the same thing he's done.

1440
01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:20,200
Because of him.

1441
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:22,200
Because he's doing random shit.

1442
01:02:22,200 --> 01:02:27,200
Remember a teacher once told me and the student next to me like you two are like two blind men trying to row a boat.

1443
01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:30,200
Because we're that bad at math.

1444
01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:34,200
I was like thank you.

1445
01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:36,200
Episode 4 is called go.

1446
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:37,200
It's another game.

1447
01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:40,200
With the little round black and white pieces.

1448
01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:41,200
Oh I do now yeah.

1449
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:42,200
You do know what go is.

1450
01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:43,200
Oh yeah.

1451
01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:44,200
So he takes out a go set.

1452
01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:45,200
Right.

1453
01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:46,200
For his desk.

1454
01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:51,200
And he starts arranging them into pictures and shit of like a bear fighting a rabbit.

1455
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:52,200
Making pictures out of it.

1456
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:56,200
And again in her mind she sees this entire story playing out.

1457
01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:59,200
With this bear and this rabbit fighting each other.

1458
01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:01,200
And then they become a robot.

1459
01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:02,200
It's like.

1460
01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:05,200
Because it is nice building pictures with them.

1461
01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:07,200
Fucking around doing nothing.

1462
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:11,200
And she's got this whole story going on in her mind of what's happening.

1463
01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:13,200
I once had a cowboy story.

1464
01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:17,200
So like it was a cowboy fighting some other outlaw.

1465
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:20,200
And they were like having a brutal fight in the forest.

1466
01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:23,200
Like they're out of weapons or down to knives.

1467
01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:24,200
And they're trying to kill each other.

1468
01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:26,200
And they tumble down like a hill.

1469
01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:29,200
And they end up in front of a bear cave.

1470
01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:31,200
And the bear comes out at them right.

1471
01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:33,200
So they're a number of words spoken.

1472
01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:34,200
So they're like fuck.

1473
01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:35,200
In their head.

1474
01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:37,200
And then they fight the bear together.

1475
01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:39,200
And they end up killing the bear.

1476
01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:41,200
And then they're breathing super hard.

1477
01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:42,200
They're hurt.

1478
01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:43,200
They're cut up right.

1479
01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:44,200
They look at each other.

1480
01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:46,200
And they go back to fight each other.

1481
01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:49,200
And then finally one of them prevails right.

1482
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:50,200
And he's exhausted.

1483
01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:51,200
His opponent is dead.

1484
01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:53,200
He's sitting on the bear because he's exhausted.

1485
01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:54,200
And these wolves come up over the ridge.

1486
01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:55,200
And he's like.

1487
01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:57,200
And they get up and just cracks his knuckles.

1488
01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:59,200
And that's how the little short film ends.

1489
01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:03,200
It's kind of like how in her mind.

1490
01:04:03,200 --> 01:04:04,200
Just endless fights.

1491
01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:05,200
Yeah.

1492
01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:06,200
Endless fighting.

1493
01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:08,200
Then they become friends.

1494
01:04:08,200 --> 01:04:10,200
They team up to fight their doppelganger.

1495
01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:12,200
All in her mind.

1496
01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:13,200
Oh.

1497
01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:15,200
Because she's just looking at the pictures.

1498
01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:17,200
She might be more creative than him then.

1499
01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:18,200
Kind of yeah.

1500
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:20,200
Well I think it's in his mind he's doing it too.

1501
01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:24,200
But you see it from her perspective of what's going on.

1502
01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:28,200
Episode six or sorry five is called Eraser Stamp.

1503
01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:29,200
Eraser Stamp?

1504
01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:35,200
In Japan they have instead of writing a signature for a lot of old traditional things.

1505
01:04:35,200 --> 01:04:36,200
They have their own stamps.

1506
01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:39,200
With their own little symbol at the end of it.

1507
01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:45,200
And you stamp like federal documents and stuff like that with a stamp.

1508
01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:46,200
Right.

1509
01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:48,200
So in this episode during science class.

1510
01:04:48,200 --> 01:04:53,200
Seki attempts to construct a hanko stamp from an eraser.

1511
01:04:53,200 --> 01:04:54,200
What type of stamp?

1512
01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:55,200
A hanko.

1513
01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:56,200
H-O-N-K-O.

1514
01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:57,200
H-A-N-K-O.

1515
01:04:57,200 --> 01:05:00,200
It's that type of stamp.

1516
01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:02,200
A hanko stamp.

1517
01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:04,200
From an eraser.

1518
01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:08,200
And are hindered by his laid back classmate Akiyasu.

1519
01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:10,200
So he makes it.

1520
01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:13,200
He makes a case for it to go in out of another stamp.

1521
01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:14,200
Yeah.

1522
01:05:14,200 --> 01:05:17,200
He makes a stamp out of an eraser.

1523
01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:19,200
Makes the case out of something else.

1524
01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:20,200
Puts it all together.

1525
01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:24,200
And then his classmate which is a laid back kid.

1526
01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:25,200
He grabs it.

1527
01:05:25,200 --> 01:05:29,200
And fucks it up when he goes to go erase his page at the end of the day.

1528
01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:33,200
And you just see this kid Seki like, ah! Ah!

1529
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:34,200
He doesn't do much for that stamp.

1530
01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:38,200
He spent the entire class making this shit.

1531
01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:41,200
While she's looking at it like, oh!

1532
01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:43,200
He went through all this shit to make it.

1533
01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:44,200
Or nothing, yeah.

1534
01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:47,200
Episode 6 is called Disaster Drill.

1535
01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:51,200
So whilst participating in a disaster drill,

1536
01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:55,200
this girl Rumi, she notices that there is a robot family

1537
01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:58,200
that Seki has brought into class.

1538
01:05:58,200 --> 01:05:59,200
Robot family?

1539
01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:01,200
They're basically transformers.

1540
01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:03,200
One looks like Optimus.

1541
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:05,200
One looks like Bumblebee.

1542
01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:06,200
But it's like a family.

1543
01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:11,200
Where Bumblebee is the little one and then the two are the mom and the dad.

1544
01:06:11,200 --> 01:06:13,200
Huh.

1545
01:06:13,200 --> 01:06:20,200
So basically he brought him in and is taking the drill more seriously than Seki himself.

1546
01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:25,200
So while they're preparing for what happens during a fire and stuff and all that,

1547
01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:28,200
the action figures are taking those positions the way they should

1548
01:06:28,200 --> 01:06:31,200
while he's fucking around.

1549
01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:38,200
So he makes the toy sit in the positions that he should be paying attention to.

1550
01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:42,200
Prompting her to take responsibility for them during the class.

1551
01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:45,200
Because she's like, I can't leave them to die in this drill.

1552
01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:50,200
So she takes them and moves them for him because he's fucking around the entire time.

1553
01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:53,200
Again, he just fucks around every episode.

1554
01:06:53,200 --> 01:06:55,200
I wonder what his grades must be like.

1555
01:06:55,200 --> 01:06:57,200
Oh, I'm sure horrible.

1556
01:06:57,200 --> 01:06:58,200
It would not surprise me.

1557
01:06:58,200 --> 01:07:01,200
Episode 7 is called Note Passing.

1558
01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:08,200
So Seki, he creates an elaborate post office system

1559
01:07:08,200 --> 01:07:10,200
for passing notes around class

1560
01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:12,200
with different prices and everything.

1561
01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:13,200
Jesus, man.

1562
01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:15,200
Where he's like playing the mailman to pass notes.

1563
01:07:15,200 --> 01:07:16,200
Right.

1564
01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:17,200
He throws in.

1565
01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:20,200
He's like the actual hub of the actual mailing service.

1566
01:07:20,200 --> 01:07:21,200
Yes.

1567
01:07:21,200 --> 01:07:26,200
With many protocols that prevent Rumi, this girl, from giving him a note of her own.

1568
01:07:26,200 --> 01:07:31,200
Where he even puts a little mailbox in the back of the room that the teacher doesn't even see.

1569
01:07:31,200 --> 01:07:34,200
He can put your mail in for the next day,

1570
01:07:34,200 --> 01:07:36,200
but he doesn't pick it up like a real post office.

1571
01:07:36,200 --> 01:07:38,200
He just leaves it.

1572
01:07:38,200 --> 01:07:40,200
And ends the day.

1573
01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:43,200
So he just for that one day, he kind of had a mail server,

1574
01:07:43,200 --> 01:07:44,200
but then the next day he didn't care.

1575
01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:46,200
But it was just him fucking around.

1576
01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:49,200
But she leaves a note in his locker

1577
01:07:49,200 --> 01:07:51,200
because it was the note of saying,

1578
01:07:51,200 --> 01:07:54,200
you don't need to be playing stupid games like this in class or something like that.

1579
01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:59,200
But there's a girl that sees her do it and thinks that she's leaving a love note,

1580
01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:01,200
which leads into further episodes after that.

1581
01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:02,200
Okay.

1582
01:08:02,200 --> 01:08:07,200
That like the little, that's the only thing that tethers shit together really.

1583
01:08:07,200 --> 01:08:11,200
Because they're all like standalone episodes.

1584
01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:16,200
So then we go into episode 10, or sorry,

1585
01:08:16,200 --> 01:08:20,200
episode eight, which is called Shogi 2.

1586
01:08:20,200 --> 01:08:22,200
He plays Shogi again.

1587
01:08:22,200 --> 01:08:24,200
So Sekirof's another Shogi tale.

1588
01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:30,200
This time that depicting a princess who marries a pawn, but is soon kidnapped.

1589
01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:33,200
So the pawn takes the queen.

1590
01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:35,200
The hostage.

1591
01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:39,200
And again, in her mind, she's playing this whole dramatic story again.

1592
01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:41,200
Episode nine is called Knitting.

1593
01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:44,200
So as Sekirof knits in class,

1594
01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:48,200
Rumi watches as he's an expert, as she is an expert,

1595
01:08:48,200 --> 01:08:51,200
because this is what she does in her free time as she knits.

1596
01:08:51,200 --> 01:08:52,200
Okay.

1597
01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:55,200
And she's like, ah, he's got the basic kit.

1598
01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:57,200
In her mind, she's playing as he's doing stuff.

1599
01:08:57,200 --> 01:08:59,200
It's like, ah, he doesn't even do anything special.

1600
01:08:59,200 --> 01:09:02,200
And then he pulls out like a specialty tool.

1601
01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:06,200
He starts with doing things that she can't even pick.

1602
01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:08,200
Just randomly.

1603
01:09:08,200 --> 01:09:10,200
Because she's surprised by some of his maneuvers.

1604
01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:15,200
As his final product turns out to be this like bear.

1605
01:09:15,200 --> 01:09:18,200
He knits an entire stuffed animal.

1606
01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:19,200
Okay.

1607
01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:21,200
And she's like, ah, I want it.

1608
01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:22,200
What are you into stuffing?

1609
01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:24,200
He just has random equipment?

1610
01:09:24,200 --> 01:09:25,200
In his bag.

1611
01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:26,200
Jesus.

1612
01:09:26,200 --> 01:09:27,200
His book bag, he brings different shit every day.

1613
01:09:27,200 --> 01:09:30,200
His empty book bag, lacking books and pencils.

1614
01:09:30,200 --> 01:09:33,200
Because he just brings random shit to school every day.

1615
01:09:33,200 --> 01:09:35,200
Just random shit.

1616
01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:38,200
Episode 10 is called Golf.

1617
01:09:38,200 --> 01:09:42,200
So during art class, Seki plays a miniature sized game of golf

1618
01:09:42,200 --> 01:09:44,200
on his worn out desk.

1619
01:09:44,200 --> 01:09:47,200
Because it has little pots, like little divots in it.

1620
01:09:47,200 --> 01:09:56,200
While this girl, Sakura, a different girl too, Sakuraku,

1621
01:09:56,200 --> 01:10:03,200
she misinterprets the interactions between Rumi and Seki.

1622
01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:06,200
So the girl that's always messing with this boy, basically,

1623
01:10:06,200 --> 01:10:09,200
like I said, okay, correction.

1624
01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:12,200
How I told you that love note thing would come back to bite her.

1625
01:10:12,200 --> 01:10:16,200
The girl that's seen her put this into Seki's locker

1626
01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:19,200
now thinks that they're having some kind of thing go on in art class

1627
01:10:19,200 --> 01:10:23,200
because she keeps giving him these weird looks while he's playing his games.

1628
01:10:23,200 --> 01:10:27,200
And the girl behind her is thinking that they're giving each other love looks

1629
01:10:27,200 --> 01:10:29,200
and stuff the entire time.

1630
01:10:29,200 --> 01:10:30,200
Is he even looking at her at all?

1631
01:10:30,200 --> 01:10:31,200
No.

1632
01:10:31,200 --> 01:10:35,200
He just looks at her because he's looking down, trying to line up the shot.

1633
01:10:35,200 --> 01:10:37,200
Oh.

1634
01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:40,200
If nothing, they're good.

1635
01:10:40,200 --> 01:10:45,200
So he's playing fucking mini golf on the desk this entire period.

1636
01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:48,200
Episode 11 is called Climbing.

1637
01:10:48,200 --> 01:10:52,200
So Rumi watches in harrowing anticipation as Seki has a group of miniature bears

1638
01:10:52,200 --> 01:10:59,200
doing mountain climbing expedition on the back of the classmate ahead of him.

1639
01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:02,200
She's playing up this whole dramatic thing again in her mind.

1640
01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:06,200
It's like he's making it up the mountain.

1641
01:11:06,200 --> 01:11:09,200
He's just using a little string to make the bear climb up.

1642
01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:13,200
This dude's back.

1643
01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:16,200
And then it gets knocked out the window.

1644
01:11:16,200 --> 01:11:20,200
And then he's pulling it back up like it survived.

1645
01:11:20,200 --> 01:11:23,200
Like just fucking around in class the entire time.

1646
01:11:23,200 --> 01:11:26,200
Episode 12 is called RC Car.

1647
01:11:26,200 --> 01:11:31,200
So Seki studies a set of driving rules in his driving manuals book.

1648
01:11:31,200 --> 01:11:32,200
So yes, he does study something.

1649
01:11:32,200 --> 01:11:33,200
Yes.

1650
01:11:33,200 --> 01:11:39,200
He takes a written driving test and then makes a driving course on his desk

1651
01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:45,200
for a remote casual life, which he takes very seriously, unlike the class.

1652
01:11:45,200 --> 01:11:46,200
Right.

1653
01:11:46,200 --> 01:11:48,200
Where he fails over and over.

1654
01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:50,200
Then he comes in the next day and he's still playing the same thing.

1655
01:11:50,200 --> 01:11:53,200
He's got bandages on his fingers from trying so many times.

1656
01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:55,200
Jesus.

1657
01:11:55,200 --> 01:12:00,200
But he pulls off real slow, drives around the corners and stuff with this RC car.

1658
01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:03,200
And then she's like, I want to play with it.

1659
01:12:03,200 --> 01:12:08,200
And then he hands her papers like you take the test first.

1660
01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:10,200
And then he completely forgets about it the next time.

1661
01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:12,200
It usually does.

1662
01:12:12,200 --> 01:12:13,200
Yes.

1663
01:12:13,200 --> 01:12:15,200
Episode 13 is called Pool.

1664
01:12:15,200 --> 01:12:20,200
So during water safety lessons this time, Rumi once again becomes invested in the

1665
01:12:20,200 --> 01:12:24,200
diligence of the robot family because he brings that robot back.

1666
01:12:24,200 --> 01:12:31,200
So like with CPR and everything like that, the toys are doing it, but he's not.

1667
01:12:31,200 --> 01:12:36,200
Somehow he sets him up to do it, but he's not doing it.

1668
01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:39,200
So it's like the robot family has a mind of their own.

1669
01:12:39,200 --> 01:12:44,200
Where they're teaching the little robot wearing a floatie and stuff.

1670
01:12:44,200 --> 01:12:49,200
But becomes panicked whenever the child robot is thrown into the pool.

1671
01:12:49,200 --> 01:12:55,200
So the little kid action figure gets thrown into the pool.

1672
01:12:55,200 --> 01:12:57,200
And she's like, it's going to drown.

1673
01:12:57,200 --> 01:12:58,200
What is a pool?

1674
01:12:58,200 --> 01:13:00,200
Just a regular pool.

1675
01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:03,200
But I mean, where is the pool like in the context of the desk?

1676
01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:06,200
It's in school, like outside at a pool.

1677
01:13:06,200 --> 01:13:08,200
Oh, the actual pool this time?

1678
01:13:08,200 --> 01:13:09,200
Yes.

1679
01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:10,200
They actually went to the pool.

1680
01:13:10,200 --> 01:13:11,200
So like the schools.

1681
01:13:11,200 --> 01:13:14,200
Yeah, maybe that's a boy campfire you just swim around.

1682
01:13:14,200 --> 01:13:16,200
He's insane I think.

1683
01:13:16,200 --> 01:13:21,200
But this little robot, she's looking at it because it's so little, but the waves in a pool look like an ocean.

1684
01:13:21,200 --> 01:13:22,200
Right.

1685
01:13:22,200 --> 01:13:24,200
It's like he's trapped at sea.

1686
01:13:24,200 --> 01:13:29,200
And she's out there at the end of the class after the kid already found it.

1687
01:13:29,200 --> 01:13:34,200
This kid, Seki, he's already found that same toy at the end of the class and put it back with the other stuff.

1688
01:13:34,200 --> 01:13:36,200
And she's looking around because she didn't know that he got it.

1689
01:13:36,200 --> 01:13:37,200
So she's still looking.

1690
01:13:37,200 --> 01:13:39,200
She's like, just a few more minutes.

1691
01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:44,200
And her classmates are looking at her saying, God, I can't believe she loves the pool so much.

1692
01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:47,200
Like she's retarded.

1693
01:13:47,200 --> 01:13:49,200
Episode 14 is called Lunch.

1694
01:13:49,200 --> 01:13:57,200
So during lunch break, Rumi is a little disturbed by the manner in which Seki eats the octopus wieners that he has made for his lunch.

1695
01:13:57,200 --> 01:13:58,200
Octopus wieners.

1696
01:13:58,200 --> 01:13:59,200
Yes.

1697
01:13:59,200 --> 01:14:00,200
Lord.

1698
01:14:00,200 --> 01:14:01,200
You know what those are?

1699
01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:02,200
No.

1700
01:14:02,200 --> 01:14:03,200
You get one of those little hot dogs, right?

1701
01:14:03,200 --> 01:14:04,200
Huh?

1702
01:14:04,200 --> 01:14:05,200
When you slice to it.

1703
01:14:05,200 --> 01:14:06,200
Yeah.

1704
01:14:06,200 --> 01:14:08,200
And then you cook them and they kind of curl up at the ends.

1705
01:14:08,200 --> 01:14:21,200
But the way he's eating them is like he's a giant eating a group of like a little octopus people where he's like slamming the chopsticks through them like with evil facial expressions and stuff.

1706
01:14:21,200 --> 01:14:23,200
And she's like, so evil.

1707
01:14:23,200 --> 01:14:25,200
He's like a titan.

1708
01:14:25,200 --> 01:14:29,200
Sounds like this seems like a fucking like a herby and a stalker at this point.

1709
01:14:29,200 --> 01:14:31,200
Kind of is what it looks like.

1710
01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:35,200
Because she really does try to pay attention in class and he keeps every time he does something stupid.

1711
01:14:35,200 --> 01:14:38,200
She's like, what the fuck is he doing now?

1712
01:14:38,200 --> 01:14:41,200
And it just ruins her grades along with his.

1713
01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:45,200
Episode 15 is called Paper Sumo.

1714
01:14:45,200 --> 01:14:47,200
So there's these little games that you can get in Japan.

1715
01:14:47,200 --> 01:14:53,200
You probably can't hear too, where there are these little cardboard cutouts of sumo wrestlers and they sit on this little table thing, right?

1716
01:14:53,200 --> 01:14:57,200
And you hit it back and forth and eventually one of them will fall off.

1717
01:14:57,200 --> 01:14:58,200
Okay.

1718
01:14:58,200 --> 01:14:59,200
But it's a game that kids play, right?

1719
01:14:59,200 --> 01:15:00,200
Yeah.

1720
01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:03,200
So he brings one of those into school.

1721
01:15:03,200 --> 01:15:16,200
And while she is off school, if I can even talk, while she's out of school with a cold, Gato, the girl that still thinks that those two are in love.

1722
01:15:16,200 --> 01:15:22,200
She observes Sekki as he plays a game of paper sumo involving a robot opponent.

1723
01:15:22,200 --> 01:15:27,200
So it's a little samurai, sorry, sumo person and then a robot version of it.

1724
01:15:27,200 --> 01:15:28,200
Okay.

1725
01:15:28,200 --> 01:15:32,200
And the robot version keeps knocking the other person off.

1726
01:15:32,200 --> 01:15:35,200
It's heavier, so it doesn't really move because it's heavier.

1727
01:15:35,200 --> 01:15:37,200
He's knocking it off over and over and over.

1728
01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:44,200
And she assumes that Rumi and Sekki have gotten into some kind of fight.

1729
01:15:44,200 --> 01:15:46,200
And that's why he's just doing this now.

1730
01:15:46,200 --> 01:15:48,200
Like in her mind, she's got a different story going on.

1731
01:15:48,200 --> 01:15:51,200
She's got a whole new love story going on in her mind.

1732
01:15:51,200 --> 01:15:55,200
That's a weird tangent she went on.

1733
01:15:55,200 --> 01:16:00,200
Somehow eventually the actual little paper sumo beats the robot sumo.

1734
01:16:00,200 --> 01:16:02,200
And then the final, yeah, like the other dog finally wins.

1735
01:16:02,200 --> 01:16:08,200
And he's like, you can look at his face because he's like, fuck that, any toy is supposed to go.

1736
01:16:08,200 --> 01:16:13,200
Episode 16 is called Shogi versus chess.

1737
01:16:13,200 --> 01:16:20,200
So as the class watches an instructional video, Sekki plays a game of Shogi versus chess.

1738
01:16:20,200 --> 01:16:26,200
So you have the Shogi, which is the Japanese version of chess, versing actual chess pieces this time.

1739
01:16:26,200 --> 01:16:27,200
The king's game, as they say.

1740
01:16:27,200 --> 01:16:28,200
Yes.

1741
01:16:28,200 --> 01:16:33,200
In the dark, though, with Rumi, eager to help the Shogi pieces,

1742
01:16:33,200 --> 01:16:36,200
they struggle against the black chess pieces hidden in the darkness.

1743
01:16:36,200 --> 01:16:39,200
In her mind, she's got this other thing going on again,

1744
01:16:39,200 --> 01:16:45,200
the story of like these assassins that are the chess pieces attacking all the Shogi pieces,

1745
01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:48,200
which are Japanese warriors in the dark.

1746
01:16:48,200 --> 01:16:49,200
Like ninjas versus samurai?

1747
01:16:49,200 --> 01:16:50,200
Kind of, yeah.

1748
01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:54,200
But where the chess pieces are only winning because they're the black chess pieces.

1749
01:16:54,200 --> 01:16:55,200
Right.

1750
01:16:55,200 --> 01:16:57,200
He's shrouded in darkness.

1751
01:16:57,200 --> 01:17:02,200
So what she does is she starts resetting the piece since they're watching the video in the dark

1752
01:17:02,200 --> 01:17:05,200
and that kid Sekki, he's not paying attention.

1753
01:17:05,200 --> 01:17:09,200
She keeps setting the pieces back up there of the Shogi pieces, but he keeps knocking off.

1754
01:17:09,200 --> 01:17:10,200
Yeah.

1755
01:17:10,200 --> 01:17:12,200
She'll set them back up there on the edge of his desk again.

1756
01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:14,200
He's like, the fuck is going on?

1757
01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:15,200
Why are they back?

1758
01:17:15,200 --> 01:17:17,200
The entire time.

1759
01:17:17,200 --> 01:17:20,200
Because he's starting to think that there's like a ghost or something really weird.

1760
01:17:20,200 --> 01:17:24,200
Because in his mind, then he starts seeing the Shogi pieces as zombies.

1761
01:17:24,200 --> 01:17:25,200
Oh.

1762
01:17:25,200 --> 01:17:26,200
Like in his...

1763
01:17:26,200 --> 01:17:27,200
Yeah.

1764
01:17:27,200 --> 01:17:28,200
In his little story.

1765
01:17:28,200 --> 01:17:29,200
Yeah.

1766
01:17:29,200 --> 01:17:31,200
So she's fucking with him at this point.

1767
01:17:31,200 --> 01:17:36,200
But she's so stupid that she gets her dress caught underneath the edge of the chair, so she can't leave.

1768
01:17:36,200 --> 01:17:39,200
So she's stuck behind him now the entire time.

1769
01:17:39,200 --> 01:17:42,200
Because she can't move because he's moved the chair enough to...

1770
01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:44,200
Oh, between their seats?

1771
01:17:44,200 --> 01:17:46,200
Or her dress in between their chairs?

1772
01:17:46,200 --> 01:17:49,200
The edge of the leg of the chair is on her dress now.

1773
01:17:49,200 --> 01:17:50,200
So she can't move.

1774
01:17:50,200 --> 01:17:53,200
Because she thought it was so funny when she was fucking with him,

1775
01:17:53,200 --> 01:17:57,200
but he got scared and the chair bounced and got stuck on her dress.

1776
01:17:57,200 --> 01:17:58,200
Oh my god.

1777
01:17:58,200 --> 01:17:59,200
Damn.

1778
01:17:59,200 --> 01:18:00,200
She's like, fuck.

1779
01:18:00,200 --> 01:18:01,200
How low is her dress?

1780
01:18:01,200 --> 01:18:03,200
Uh, to like a school uniform dress.

1781
01:18:03,200 --> 01:18:04,200
So past the knees.

1782
01:18:04,200 --> 01:18:05,200
Geez.

1783
01:18:05,200 --> 01:18:07,200
How did they last all the way down?

1784
01:18:07,200 --> 01:18:09,200
Because she was behind him picking up pieces.

1785
01:18:09,200 --> 01:18:10,200
Right.

1786
01:18:10,200 --> 01:18:11,200
So she's fucking stuck down there?

1787
01:18:11,200 --> 01:18:12,200
Yes.

1788
01:18:12,200 --> 01:18:13,200
Jesus.

1789
01:18:13,200 --> 01:18:16,200
And it just ends that way.

1790
01:18:16,200 --> 01:18:17,200
That's the best part.

1791
01:18:17,200 --> 01:18:20,200
It usually ends just in a really weird random situation.

1792
01:18:20,200 --> 01:18:21,200
Yeah.

1793
01:18:21,200 --> 01:18:24,200
Next episode is called Fukuwari,

1794
01:18:24,200 --> 01:18:28,200
which is a game that's played during New Year's in Japan with kids.

1795
01:18:28,200 --> 01:18:33,200
You have a pitcher and you have cutouts of like Mr. Potato Head almost.

1796
01:18:33,200 --> 01:18:36,200
And what you do is...

1797
01:18:36,200 --> 01:18:38,200
You know what my favorite line from Mr. Potato Head is?

1798
01:18:38,200 --> 01:18:39,200
What's that?

1799
01:18:39,200 --> 01:18:40,200
I don't remember the movie,

1800
01:18:40,200 --> 01:18:42,200
but there was a situation where he just comes back into scenes like,

1801
01:18:42,200 --> 01:18:45,200
you would not believe what I have been through today.

1802
01:18:45,200 --> 01:18:48,200
Like, just like the so much of way I'm saying that.

1803
01:18:48,200 --> 01:18:52,200
You would not believe the shit that I have dealt with today is basically what he was saying.

1804
01:18:52,200 --> 01:18:55,200
It's my favorite Mr. Potato line from Toy Story.

1805
01:18:55,200 --> 01:18:56,200
That's a good one though.

1806
01:18:56,200 --> 01:18:59,200
You would not believe what I have been through today.

1807
01:18:59,200 --> 01:19:00,200
It's like, imagine yesterday.

1808
01:19:00,200 --> 01:19:03,200
Like his fucking arms and stuff, like, cause all this stuff can come off.

1809
01:19:03,200 --> 01:19:04,200
It's all in fucking tatters.

1810
01:19:04,200 --> 01:19:07,200
He just starts doing all this shit on the ground like,

1811
01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:11,200
God damn, you would not believe what I've been through today.

1812
01:19:11,200 --> 01:19:16,200
I've seen little kids fuck those up.

1813
01:19:16,200 --> 01:19:19,200
So it's almost like that though, but during New Year's kids,

1814
01:19:19,200 --> 01:19:21,200
you'll put a blindfold on.

1815
01:19:21,200 --> 01:19:26,200
And what you'll do is you'll try to match where it's supposed to go on this picture without seeing it.

1816
01:19:26,200 --> 01:19:27,200
Okay.

1817
01:19:27,200 --> 01:19:29,200
And then you get to laugh at your friends whenever they fuck it up really bad.

1818
01:19:29,200 --> 01:19:31,200
You stupid son of a bitch.

1819
01:19:31,200 --> 01:19:34,200
They say the most horrendous things to you.

1820
01:19:34,200 --> 01:19:37,200
So this kid, Secchi, brings one of those into class, right?

1821
01:19:37,200 --> 01:19:43,200
Which soon evolves into him having a twisted story about a family life the entire time.

1822
01:19:43,200 --> 01:19:46,200
Somehow he turns it into a story.

1823
01:19:46,200 --> 01:19:51,200
So it starts off with this where he's a, like he's blindfolded in class.

1824
01:19:51,200 --> 01:19:52,200
Wow.

1825
01:19:52,200 --> 01:19:53,200
He blindfolds himself.

1826
01:19:53,200 --> 01:19:55,200
How fucking blind is the teacher?

1827
01:19:55,200 --> 01:19:56,200
Apparently they really can't pay attention.

1828
01:19:56,200 --> 01:20:00,200
How fucking wide is that fucking school room that is so far away that you can't see him?

1829
01:20:00,200 --> 01:20:02,200
So he's got a blindfold.

1830
01:20:02,200 --> 01:20:04,200
He put a blindfold on himself.

1831
01:20:04,200 --> 01:20:08,200
He's playing the game, but he's putting his hands up like God's telling him what to do.

1832
01:20:08,200 --> 01:20:09,200
On where to put the pieces.

1833
01:20:09,200 --> 01:20:10,200
Right.

1834
01:20:10,200 --> 01:20:14,200
And miraculously, it always comes out perfect wherever he puts the pieces.

1835
01:20:14,200 --> 01:20:15,200
Right.

1836
01:20:15,200 --> 01:20:17,200
So it starts off with a male.

1837
01:20:17,200 --> 01:20:19,200
He's like a pompadour.

1838
01:20:19,200 --> 01:20:22,200
He puts the pompadour hair on him.

1839
01:20:22,200 --> 01:20:29,200
And then it's got a woman, one that comes up beside it and she's like, where the fuck did this come from?

1840
01:20:29,200 --> 01:20:36,200
And then eventually he has a normal haircut because he gets married and they have a kid and she's like, oh, they had a baby.

1841
01:20:36,200 --> 01:20:37,200
So she's already a mess.

1842
01:20:37,200 --> 01:20:38,200
Starts growing up.

1843
01:20:38,200 --> 01:20:39,200
Yeah.

1844
01:20:39,200 --> 01:20:42,200
And then the kid becomes the same kind of juvenile delinquent that he is.

1845
01:20:42,200 --> 01:20:45,200
He's fucking lame.

1846
01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:47,200
That's the best part.

1847
01:20:47,200 --> 01:20:54,200
He's playing this entire game and he's making a story out of it while he's blindfolded.

1848
01:20:54,200 --> 01:20:56,200
He's a crazy kid.

1849
01:20:56,200 --> 01:20:57,200
Pretty much.

1850
01:20:57,200 --> 01:20:59,200
Very creative.

1851
01:20:59,200 --> 01:21:01,200
Episode 18 is called Magic.

1852
01:21:01,200 --> 01:21:06,200
So would their desks push together in order to share a printout because the teacher didn't print out enough shit.

1853
01:21:06,200 --> 01:21:07,200
Come on now, teacher.

1854
01:21:07,200 --> 01:21:10,200
That happens a lot though, even in real life.

1855
01:21:10,200 --> 01:21:12,200
So Rumi attempts to ignore Seki the entire-

1856
01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:14,200
He's ready to pay for the allocation that they have to deal with.

1857
01:21:14,200 --> 01:21:15,200
Yeah.

1858
01:21:15,200 --> 01:21:17,200
Fucking god dang school supplies are on high demand.

1859
01:21:17,200 --> 01:21:19,200
God, they're expensive now.

1860
01:21:19,200 --> 01:21:21,200
You got to fund these schools properly.

1861
01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:24,200
Or we'll have very uneducated kids.

1862
01:21:24,200 --> 01:21:27,200
Or under educated, I should say.

1863
01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:30,200
Yeah, and God knows they need it.

1864
01:21:30,200 --> 01:21:32,200
Who's some of these kids now?

1865
01:21:32,200 --> 01:21:34,200
My God.

1866
01:21:34,200 --> 01:21:44,200
So like I said, they're trying to share a printout, their desks are together, and she attempts to ignore him as he performs card tricks.

1867
01:21:44,200 --> 01:21:47,200
He might as well just become a fucking blackjack dealer that day.

1868
01:21:47,200 --> 01:21:51,200
Hoping to prompt a reaction from her the entire time.

1869
01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:52,200
That's surprising for once.

1870
01:21:52,200 --> 01:21:53,200
He's like, haha.

1871
01:21:53,200 --> 01:21:55,200
Or he gives that magic magician-

1872
01:21:55,200 --> 01:21:57,200
That's because he's a magician, that's why he wants the attention.

1873
01:21:57,200 --> 01:22:00,200
Exactly, because he's given the magician like those bright sparkly eyes.

1874
01:22:00,200 --> 01:22:01,200
Yeah.

1875
01:22:01,200 --> 01:22:02,200
She's a card.

1876
01:22:02,200 --> 01:22:03,200
Any card.

1877
01:22:03,200 --> 01:22:09,200
And then she takes one, or that he hands to her, and she crinkles it up and throws it back at him.

1878
01:22:09,200 --> 01:22:10,200
She's like, haha.

1879
01:22:10,200 --> 01:22:14,200
Now you can't mess with that one no more, because it's an ace of diamonds, right?

1880
01:22:14,200 --> 01:22:21,200
And then he points the head of him, and there's an ace of diamonds stuck to the dude behind him.

1881
01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:24,200
Is this your card?

1882
01:22:24,200 --> 01:22:25,200
Exactly.

1883
01:22:25,200 --> 01:22:28,200
And she's like, obviously there's two of them.

1884
01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:32,200
Like, duh, when you know the trick, it ain't that fucking difficult to figure it out.

1885
01:22:32,200 --> 01:22:36,200
And then he flips over the crinkled card, and it's an eight of clubs.

1886
01:22:36,200 --> 01:22:39,200
She's like, what the fuck, I actually didn't even print it.

1887
01:22:39,200 --> 01:22:42,200
It would have been funny if the teacher had pulled out her book, right?

1888
01:22:42,200 --> 01:22:44,200
And one of the cards was in her fucking bookmark.

1889
01:22:44,200 --> 01:22:46,200
She's like, what the hell is this card doing here?

1890
01:22:46,200 --> 01:22:51,200
And it ends with the printout of a- she goes to go flip over to the second page.

1891
01:22:51,200 --> 01:22:54,200
And she sees a card, she's like, when the fuck did that get there?

1892
01:22:54,200 --> 01:22:57,200
And she pulls it over, and it's another ace of diamonds.

1893
01:22:57,200 --> 01:22:59,200
She's like, what the fuck?

1894
01:22:59,200 --> 01:23:00,200
Okay, I am actually surprised.

1895
01:23:00,200 --> 01:23:02,200
Did you have the clap for him?

1896
01:23:02,200 --> 01:23:03,200
She should at least clap.

1897
01:23:03,200 --> 01:23:04,200
Look, he's got those sparkly eyes.

1898
01:23:04,200 --> 01:23:05,200
Oh yeah?

1899
01:23:05,200 --> 01:23:07,200
Trying to get attention.

1900
01:23:07,200 --> 01:23:09,200
Episode 19 is called Glasses.

1901
01:23:09,200 --> 01:23:16,200
So this entire episode, Sekki brings various pairs of glasses to see which one looks best on him.

1902
01:23:16,200 --> 01:23:17,200
Very vain of him.

1903
01:23:17,200 --> 01:23:18,200
It's all he does.

1904
01:23:18,200 --> 01:23:25,200
He's just, mmm, like, he's got this entire fucking, like, just a handful of glasses.

1905
01:23:25,200 --> 01:23:26,200
Jesus.

1906
01:23:26,200 --> 01:23:29,200
Why, she's over here, those look horrible.

1907
01:23:29,200 --> 01:23:30,200
Please don't use those.

1908
01:23:30,200 --> 01:23:32,200
God, no.

1909
01:23:32,200 --> 01:23:34,200
Episode 20 is called Flipbook.

1910
01:23:34,200 --> 01:23:38,200
So Sekki is drawing a flipbook comic in his textbook on the corner.

1911
01:23:38,200 --> 01:23:39,200
That'd be fun to do.

1912
01:23:39,200 --> 01:23:40,200
The entire day.

1913
01:23:40,200 --> 01:23:41,200
Which I could draw.

1914
01:23:41,200 --> 01:23:44,200
But you know, I would be drawing titties and all sorts of-

1915
01:23:44,200 --> 01:23:47,200
But then he starts recording sound effects to it.

1916
01:23:47,200 --> 01:23:51,200
Like, where he's whispering into the-

1917
01:23:51,200 --> 01:23:52,200
Jesus.

1918
01:23:52,200 --> 01:23:55,200
Leaving Rumi curious about the finished result.

1919
01:23:55,200 --> 01:23:58,200
So whenever they all leave to the next class, she goes back to that one, right?

1920
01:23:58,200 --> 01:24:02,200
Because apparently they're going to lunch or some activities class or something.

1921
01:24:02,200 --> 01:24:04,200
So everything has been left there.

1922
01:24:04,200 --> 01:24:08,200
So she goes back, she's like, I gotta figure out what the fuck was going on.

1923
01:24:08,200 --> 01:24:14,200
So she goes back, she puts the headphones in, she starts looking through the flipbook thing, playing it like it's supposed to be.

1924
01:24:14,200 --> 01:24:18,200
And it plays this whole, like, epic story.

1925
01:24:18,200 --> 01:24:24,200
Of a kid throwing a little paper airplane and it becoming, like, an actual plane.

1926
01:24:24,200 --> 01:24:29,200
And then saying, like, if I could only fly or something like that, right?

1927
01:24:29,200 --> 01:24:30,200
Peace.

1928
01:24:30,200 --> 01:24:32,200
So in her mind she sees the colorized picture of it too.

1929
01:24:32,200 --> 01:24:34,200
Because it's such an epic story.

1930
01:24:34,200 --> 01:24:37,200
And then at the end, brought to you by the hobby shop.

1931
01:24:37,200 --> 01:24:42,200
Because he got the guy from the hobby shop to record previously.

1932
01:24:42,200 --> 01:24:44,200
Brought to you by Hobby Lobby.

1933
01:24:44,200 --> 01:24:45,200
Kind of, yeah.

1934
01:24:45,200 --> 01:24:51,200
And last episode that they have for this series is personal belongings inspection.

1935
01:24:51,200 --> 01:24:58,200
So Rumi learns of the surprise belongings inspection while she's talking to a teacher in the teacher lounge.

1936
01:24:58,200 --> 01:25:03,200
Believing it to be the perfect chance for Seki to get busted finally.

1937
01:25:03,200 --> 01:25:05,200
She's like, finally.

1938
01:25:05,200 --> 01:25:06,200
This motherfucker.

1939
01:25:06,200 --> 01:25:08,200
This dirty son of a bitch.

1940
01:25:08,200 --> 01:25:11,200
She's like, he's gonna get caught now.

1941
01:25:11,200 --> 01:25:13,200
Finally. Thank you, God.

1942
01:25:13,200 --> 01:25:17,200
However, she becomes concerned about the robot family that he brings that day.

1943
01:25:17,200 --> 01:25:19,200
Because she doesn't want him to get taken away.

1944
01:25:19,200 --> 01:25:20,200
Right.

1945
01:25:20,200 --> 01:25:23,200
Especially whenever Seki seems to make attempts.

1946
01:25:23,200 --> 01:25:25,200
No attempts to hide them properly.

1947
01:25:25,200 --> 01:25:28,200
So you have two of the action figures peeking around the book.

1948
01:25:28,200 --> 01:25:31,200
The waiter's set up.

1949
01:25:31,200 --> 01:25:36,200
She's like, does he really think they can hide themselves?

1950
01:25:36,200 --> 01:25:38,200
They're gonna try.

1951
01:25:38,200 --> 01:25:42,200
And then it eventually ends up with like the little Optimus Prime one hanging on the seat behind him.

1952
01:25:42,200 --> 01:25:45,200
Just hanging on for dear life.

1953
01:25:45,200 --> 01:25:51,200
While the other two were staying inside of his lunch, little lunch container.

1954
01:25:51,200 --> 01:25:54,200
Where there's a piece of paper pulled tight across it.

1955
01:25:54,200 --> 01:25:56,200
Where the other two hide in it.

1956
01:25:56,200 --> 01:25:59,200
Then it turns out she had a CD.

1957
01:25:59,200 --> 01:26:00,200
Which you're not supposed to bring.

1958
01:26:00,200 --> 01:26:02,200
A CD of what? Music?

1959
01:26:02,200 --> 01:26:03,200
Yes, a music CD.

1960
01:26:03,200 --> 01:26:06,200
What year is it?

1961
01:26:06,200 --> 01:26:08,200
A CD, girl. Come on, man.

1962
01:26:08,200 --> 01:26:11,200
And the teacher, I'm gonna confiscate this.

1963
01:26:11,200 --> 01:26:13,200
Takes it back up front with him.

1964
01:26:13,200 --> 01:26:14,200
Damn.

1965
01:26:14,200 --> 01:26:16,200
She's like, no, it wasn't mine.

1966
01:26:16,200 --> 01:26:20,200
That's a new fucking Taylor Swift album, please.

1967
01:26:20,200 --> 01:26:22,200
Please.

1968
01:26:22,200 --> 01:26:25,200
She's a Swiftie.

1969
01:26:25,200 --> 01:26:27,200
I'm Swiftie.

1970
01:26:27,200 --> 01:26:34,200
So this entire series though, the entire series, it's, the title is Master of Killing Time.

1971
01:26:34,200 --> 01:26:36,200
Because that is all this little motherfucker does.

1972
01:26:36,200 --> 01:26:39,200
Jesus, who writes and draws? Is it Diddler?

1973
01:26:39,200 --> 01:26:42,200
He's got so much time to diddle.

1974
01:26:42,200 --> 01:26:44,200
He's got plenty of time to diddle.

1975
01:26:44,200 --> 01:26:46,200
Don't you dare worry about the diddles.

1976
01:26:46,200 --> 01:26:51,200
I've always had time to diddle.

1977
01:26:51,200 --> 01:26:52,200
You're always gonna be able to diddle.

1978
01:26:52,200 --> 01:26:54,200
Don't worry.

1979
01:26:54,200 --> 01:26:55,200
That's not so much worse than...

1980
01:26:55,200 --> 01:26:58,200
That was really bad.

1981
01:26:58,200 --> 01:27:00,200
You don't want to diddle?

1982
01:27:00,200 --> 01:27:06,200
You get lost in the forest. You imagine, might end up getting diddled.

1983
01:27:06,200 --> 01:27:08,200
You don't want to get diddled today?

1984
01:27:08,200 --> 01:27:12,200
I don't know if I can handle diddles.

1985
01:27:12,200 --> 01:27:14,200
What the fuck could it be?

1986
01:27:14,200 --> 01:27:18,200
Now it's like, at this point, they can't be anything.

1987
01:27:18,200 --> 01:27:22,200
It can be whatever the listener or reader thinks it is.

1988
01:27:22,200 --> 01:27:23,200
A diddle.

1989
01:27:23,200 --> 01:27:25,200
Whatever you think a diddle is.

1990
01:27:25,200 --> 01:27:27,200
Because you know what most people are gonna go with.

1991
01:27:27,200 --> 01:27:28,200
Right.

1992
01:27:28,200 --> 01:27:29,200
The good old diddles.

1993
01:27:29,200 --> 01:27:31,200
But it's not the diddle you thought.

1994
01:27:31,200 --> 01:27:34,200
It's the diddle you need to expect.

1995
01:27:34,200 --> 01:27:36,200
That's when you can diddle.

1996
01:27:36,200 --> 01:27:40,200
Alright, second one we have today, since that one was a little bit shorter.

1997
01:27:40,200 --> 01:27:46,200
We have a show called, Haven't You Heard? I'm Sakamoto.

1998
01:27:46,200 --> 01:27:50,200
Because he's famous or she's famous?

1999
01:27:50,200 --> 01:27:52,200
He's like the perfect kid.

2000
01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:54,200
He does not fuck up in any way.

2001
01:27:54,200 --> 01:27:58,200
Everything that could happen to him goes perfect because he makes it work.

2002
01:27:58,200 --> 01:28:00,200
So like Yagami?

2003
01:28:00,200 --> 01:28:02,200
Only more stylish.

2004
01:28:02,200 --> 01:28:04,200
And less murder.

2005
01:28:04,200 --> 01:28:06,200
Yes, absolutely.

2006
01:28:06,200 --> 01:28:12,200
Because for some reason he somehow pulled it out of his ass to survive the investigation.

2007
01:28:12,200 --> 01:28:18,200
No matter how bad it went, he somehow survived being caught till the very very end.

2008
01:28:18,200 --> 01:28:20,200
Thank God, just that whole thing with the drawer.

2009
01:28:20,200 --> 01:28:22,200
They might open it.

2010
01:28:22,200 --> 01:28:27,200
Yeah, that overly complicated fucking drawer situation he had.

2011
01:28:27,200 --> 01:28:28,200
Just put a lock on it.

2012
01:28:28,200 --> 01:28:32,200
No kidding man, put a lock on it or fucking shove the notebook up your ass.

2013
01:28:32,200 --> 01:28:34,200
You don't want to find it in there.

2014
01:28:34,200 --> 01:28:36,200
Put a piece of it up there.

2015
01:28:36,200 --> 01:28:40,200
I'll always have a piece on me.

2016
01:28:40,200 --> 01:28:44,200
Oh man, it's under my ballsack.

2017
01:28:44,200 --> 01:28:48,200
He lost his motherfucking mind for sure.

2018
01:28:48,200 --> 01:28:57,200
A lot of people think that one of the Reapers that's talking to, what's his name?

2019
01:28:57,200 --> 01:29:01,200
God, what is the Reapers name in Death Note?

2020
01:29:01,200 --> 01:29:03,200
William Defoe.

2021
01:29:03,200 --> 01:29:04,200
It could be.

2022
01:29:04,200 --> 01:29:06,200
Because that was the actor that played it in that movie.

2023
01:29:06,200 --> 01:29:07,200
Yeah.

2024
01:29:07,200 --> 01:29:08,200
That was the voice actor.

2025
01:29:08,200 --> 01:29:10,200
He did a very good job too, with the voice.

2026
01:29:10,200 --> 01:29:13,200
He's probably the best character of that whole horrible movie.

2027
01:29:13,200 --> 01:29:15,200
Yeah.

2028
01:29:15,200 --> 01:29:17,200
Yeah, he really was.

2029
01:29:17,200 --> 01:29:19,200
Damnit, can I remember the Reapers name now?

2030
01:29:19,200 --> 01:29:21,200
It'll come to you.

2031
01:29:21,200 --> 01:29:22,200
Damn.

2032
01:29:22,200 --> 01:29:26,200
But in the first episode there's another Reaper that's talking to him, right?

2033
01:29:26,200 --> 01:29:29,200
And everybody assumes that that other Reaper is Light.

2034
01:29:29,200 --> 01:29:31,200
So that was like the future?

2035
01:29:31,200 --> 01:29:38,200
Because it was him, the normal one from Death Note, it was that Reaper telling the story of Light.

2036
01:29:38,200 --> 01:29:39,200
Yeah.

2037
01:29:39,200 --> 01:29:46,200
So everybody assumes that that Reaper, because remember at the beginning of the very first episode he throws him an apple cork?

2038
01:29:46,200 --> 01:29:48,200
I don't recall.

2039
01:29:48,200 --> 01:29:50,200
I remember it's been so long.

2040
01:29:50,200 --> 01:29:51,200
Yeah, it's been a while.

2041
01:29:51,200 --> 01:29:55,200
I remember him talking to the ghoul, like, where you going, whatever your name is, because I forget.

2042
01:29:55,200 --> 01:29:57,200
And he's like, I'm just going to go to Earth.

2043
01:29:57,200 --> 01:29:59,200
Yeah, that's the one I'm talking about.

2044
01:29:59,200 --> 01:30:00,200
Yeah.

2045
01:30:00,200 --> 01:30:02,200
Everybody thinks that that is Light.

2046
01:30:02,200 --> 01:30:05,200
Just in the death world now.

2047
01:30:05,200 --> 01:30:09,200
So this one, Sakamoto, right?

2048
01:30:09,200 --> 01:30:13,200
Episode 1 is called Sakamoto of Class 1-2.

2049
01:30:13,200 --> 01:30:15,200
1-2, okay.

2050
01:30:15,200 --> 01:30:21,200
So envious of Sakamoto's popularity, three delinquents at Sushi, Mario, and Kinkan

2051
01:30:21,200 --> 01:30:23,200
Beat the shit out of them.

2052
01:30:23,200 --> 01:30:26,200
They try attempts to bully Sakamoto but fail miserably every single time.

2053
01:30:26,200 --> 01:30:33,200
So like, for instance, they'll put a chalkboard eraser up above the door, like that stereotypical prank.

2054
01:30:33,200 --> 01:30:34,200
Oh yeah.

2055
01:30:34,200 --> 01:30:36,200
He opens the door and it's supposed to fall on him, right?

2056
01:30:36,200 --> 01:30:41,200
He just catches it and then throws it into the perfect spot along the chalkboard.

2057
01:30:41,200 --> 01:30:43,200
Like, nothing hurts him.

2058
01:30:43,200 --> 01:30:44,200
Right.

2059
01:30:44,200 --> 01:30:48,200
Every time they try to do something to him, it never affects him whatsoever.

2060
01:30:48,200 --> 01:30:59,200
In their recent attempt, they start a fire in the school laboratory until Sakamoto's quick thinking and skills.

2061
01:30:59,200 --> 01:31:05,200
He calls Kakuta, a nearby teacher, to put out the flames.

2062
01:31:05,200 --> 01:31:11,200
With Sakamoto taking the blame for them, the three delinquents start a light game towards him.

2063
01:31:11,200 --> 01:31:12,200
Aww.

2064
01:31:12,200 --> 01:31:14,200
Because he saves them basically.

2065
01:31:14,200 --> 01:31:16,200
He's like, no, no, no, no.

2066
01:31:16,200 --> 01:31:20,200
We were having a chemistry class and you know.

2067
01:31:20,200 --> 01:31:22,200
Chip blew up in our face.

2068
01:31:22,200 --> 01:31:31,200
Second half of this is called Be Quiet for episode one because they're separating it into two parts every single episode.

2069
01:31:31,200 --> 01:31:32,200
So we got...

2070
01:31:32,200 --> 01:31:34,200
A miscarriage here, I think it was like three separate stories.

2071
01:31:34,200 --> 01:31:35,200
I told you.

2072
01:31:35,200 --> 01:31:36,200
Yeah.

2073
01:31:36,200 --> 01:31:39,200
Which, hey everybody, he actually watched it.

2074
01:31:39,200 --> 01:31:41,200
Hey, there's some titties on that show.

2075
01:31:41,200 --> 01:31:43,200
That have a mind of their own.

2076
01:31:43,200 --> 01:31:45,200
Always got time for titties.

2077
01:31:45,200 --> 01:31:50,200
So the second half is called Be Quiet with the B-E-E.

2078
01:31:50,200 --> 01:31:52,200
Like an actual B.

2079
01:31:52,200 --> 01:31:53,200
B, okay.

2080
01:31:53,200 --> 01:31:58,200
So this girl, Sarah, tries to gain more popularity by defaming Sakamoto.

2081
01:31:58,200 --> 01:32:00,200
Or sorry, this guy, Sarah.

2082
01:32:00,200 --> 01:32:02,200
His name is Sarah?

2083
01:32:02,200 --> 01:32:04,200
S-E-R-A, not S-E-R-A.

2084
01:32:04,200 --> 01:32:05,200
Oh, Sarah.

2085
01:32:05,200 --> 01:32:06,200
Yeah.

2086
01:32:06,200 --> 01:32:09,200
Oh, like Sora from fucking Kingdom Hearts, I think.

2087
01:32:09,200 --> 01:32:10,200
Kinda, yeah.

2088
01:32:10,200 --> 01:32:12,200
Because Sora can also be a female name.

2089
01:32:12,200 --> 01:32:13,200
Yeah.

2090
01:32:13,200 --> 01:32:15,200
Because there was one in Digimon.

2091
01:32:15,200 --> 01:32:16,200
Digimon.

2092
01:32:16,200 --> 01:32:21,200
So during the class session, a hornet invades the classroom.

2093
01:32:21,200 --> 01:32:26,200
Sarah, using this opportunity, attacks the hornet, but he becomes endangered by it.

2094
01:32:26,200 --> 01:32:28,200
Because it starts trying to attack him.

2095
01:32:28,200 --> 01:32:30,200
Hornets are no fucking joke.

2096
01:32:30,200 --> 01:32:31,200
Mean motherfuckers.

2097
01:32:31,200 --> 01:32:35,200
Sakamoto engages in a sword fight with it using his compass.

2098
01:32:35,200 --> 01:32:36,200
A compass?

2099
01:32:36,200 --> 01:32:39,200
One of those little compasses from math class.

2100
01:32:39,200 --> 01:32:41,200
Oh, those, okay.

2101
01:32:41,200 --> 01:32:43,200
I don't think I'm like the actual compass, like the round ones.

2102
01:32:43,200 --> 01:32:46,200
And he uses that against the bee stinger of the hornet.

2103
01:32:46,200 --> 01:32:47,200
Yeah.

2104
01:32:47,200 --> 01:32:50,200
And manages to neutralize the situation without harming it at all.

2105
01:32:50,200 --> 01:32:52,200
Just like, cling cling cling cling cling.

2106
01:32:52,200 --> 01:32:54,200
Where he's over here just fighting it.

2107
01:32:54,200 --> 01:32:55,200
Yeah.

2108
01:32:55,200 --> 01:32:56,200
Damn compass.

2109
01:32:56,200 --> 01:33:00,200
And having endured the humiliation, Sarah decides to become a comedian instead.

2110
01:33:00,200 --> 01:33:01,200
Okay.

2111
01:33:01,200 --> 01:33:05,200
Where he decides to make people laugh instead of trying to become popular.

2112
01:33:05,200 --> 01:33:07,200
You mean popular by making them laugh?

2113
01:33:07,200 --> 01:33:11,200
Well, he was trying to compete with Sakamoto, though, on being popular.

2114
01:33:11,200 --> 01:33:13,200
And it didn't work out very well.

2115
01:33:13,200 --> 01:33:15,200
Episode two.

2116
01:33:15,200 --> 01:33:18,200
First half is called, I want to protect rather than be protected.

2117
01:33:18,200 --> 01:33:21,200
So you'd rather be a top than a bottom.

2118
01:33:21,200 --> 01:33:22,200
Yeah.

2119
01:33:22,200 --> 01:33:23,200
Yes.

2120
01:33:23,200 --> 01:33:27,200
I actually had a guy that I work with.

2121
01:33:27,200 --> 01:33:31,200
Where he was coming up and grabbing people, trying to give them big old hugs and stuff.

2122
01:33:31,200 --> 01:33:33,200
So I'm not into that, dude.

2123
01:33:33,200 --> 01:33:35,200
He's like, yeah, but I love you. I want you.

2124
01:33:35,200 --> 01:33:37,200
I said, I need you.

2125
01:33:37,200 --> 01:33:40,200
I said, just because you want to be a bottom doesn't mean I want to be a top.

2126
01:33:40,200 --> 01:33:42,200
Go away.

2127
01:33:42,200 --> 01:33:46,200
So he wanted, I want to be, I want to protect rather than be protected.

2128
01:33:46,200 --> 01:33:51,200
So with Kubota always lacking money due to being constantly bullied,

2129
01:33:51,200 --> 01:33:55,200
Sakamoto helps him by getting them work at a fast food restaurant.

2130
01:33:55,200 --> 01:33:57,200
The guy goes to go work with him.

2131
01:33:57,200 --> 01:34:00,200
Yeah, works out, like the manager's that devil guy from the last episode.

2132
01:34:00,200 --> 01:34:01,200
Yeah.

2133
01:34:01,200 --> 01:34:02,200
So I welcome to work.

2134
01:34:02,200 --> 01:34:03,200
The devil is a part timer.

2135
01:34:03,200 --> 01:34:08,200
They never really talk about like his situation because it's something two separate universes.

2136
01:34:08,200 --> 01:34:13,200
So initially unable to cope with his workspace, Kubota later takes a liking to it.

2137
01:34:13,200 --> 01:34:15,200
Flipping burgers. He likes to do that kind of work.

2138
01:34:15,200 --> 01:34:17,200
It's like, it's fulfilling for him.

2139
01:34:17,200 --> 01:34:18,200
Cool.

2140
01:34:18,200 --> 01:34:22,200
So during his payday, the two bullies that targeted him, they appear again,

2141
01:34:22,200 --> 01:34:27,200
but Sakamoto's advice allows him to stand up for himself against him until Sakamoto arrives

2142
01:34:27,200 --> 01:34:29,200
and the two fight back against the bullies.

2143
01:34:29,200 --> 01:34:32,200
Of course, Sakamoto is not going to like fight, fight.

2144
01:34:32,200 --> 01:34:34,200
He's going to, things are just going to go his way.

2145
01:34:34,200 --> 01:34:39,200
So before leaving though, Sakamoto compliments Kubota's secret technique

2146
01:34:39,200 --> 01:34:41,200
and advises him to sharpen it.

2147
01:34:41,200 --> 01:34:43,200
And that's how it happens.

2148
01:34:43,200 --> 01:34:44,200
Okay.

2149
01:34:44,200 --> 01:34:54,200
Second half of it is, starting today, I can use the love psychology technique.

2150
01:34:54,200 --> 01:34:56,200
All right.

2151
01:34:56,200 --> 01:35:03,200
So the second arc focuses entirely on Aina's attempts to flirt with Sakamoto,

2152
01:35:03,200 --> 01:35:06,200
which ends up in failure.

2153
01:35:06,200 --> 01:35:09,200
Partly due to Yagi and Tanaka, these other girls.

2154
01:35:09,200 --> 01:35:11,200
Tanaka, you know the person named Hitomi Tanaka?

2155
01:35:11,200 --> 01:35:12,200
Who is he?

2156
01:35:12,200 --> 01:35:13,200
He has...

2157
01:35:13,200 --> 01:35:15,200
Oh, I think I know who you're talking about.

2158
01:35:15,200 --> 01:35:17,200
He has some...

2159
01:35:18,200 --> 01:35:21,200
I passed out from the glory.

2160
01:35:21,200 --> 01:35:26,200
With the three girls playing a game of Kokuri,

2161
01:35:26,200 --> 01:35:31,200
they accidentally make Sakamoto possessed by a spirit who then...

2162
01:35:31,200 --> 01:35:35,200
Jesus, that should turn into the exorcist real quick.

2163
01:35:37,200 --> 01:35:42,200
...which then orders the girls to build an arc for him in any form.

2164
01:35:42,200 --> 01:35:46,200
Yagi and Tanaka uses the students' desks and chairs before Aina finally gives in

2165
01:35:46,200 --> 01:35:48,200
and helps out of guilt.

2166
01:35:48,200 --> 01:35:52,200
As their operation succeeds, both Yagi and Tanaka start to gain respect

2167
01:35:52,200 --> 01:35:54,200
and befriend Aina before heading home.

2168
01:35:54,200 --> 01:35:58,200
In the end, it is revealed that everything was orchestrated by Sakamoto himself.

2169
01:35:58,200 --> 01:36:03,200
He pretends to be possessed to make the three girls get along basically.

2170
01:36:03,200 --> 01:36:05,200
Aww.

2171
01:36:05,200 --> 01:36:07,200
He says back like in his...

2172
01:36:07,200 --> 01:36:09,200
He pushes up his glasses and he's like...

2173
01:36:09,200 --> 01:36:10,200
Fooled again.

2174
01:36:10,200 --> 01:36:11,200
Exactly.

2175
01:36:11,200 --> 01:36:13,200
Fucking mortals.

2176
01:36:13,200 --> 01:36:18,200
Episode 3, first half is called The Gopher, Sakamoto.

2177
01:36:18,200 --> 01:36:25,200
So Murayama and the upperclassmen delinquents bullied the first years into becoming their servants.

2178
01:36:25,200 --> 01:36:29,200
One of the servants is Sakamoto, whom Murayama tries to put to use

2179
01:36:29,200 --> 01:36:32,200
seeing how fishing he is until Sakamoto overwhelms him

2180
01:36:32,200 --> 01:36:35,200
with being able to do anything that he asks him to do.

2181
01:36:35,200 --> 01:36:37,200
He's like, go do this.

2182
01:36:37,200 --> 01:36:38,200
Come on, boss.

2183
01:36:38,200 --> 01:36:39,200
He just runs off and goes...

2184
01:36:39,200 --> 01:36:41,200
We just turn to the forest jump?

2185
01:36:41,200 --> 01:36:42,200
So yes, sir.

2186
01:36:42,200 --> 01:36:44,200
He doesn't really say nothing.

2187
01:36:44,200 --> 01:36:45,200
He just doesn't...

2188
01:36:45,200 --> 01:36:46,200
That's forest jump?

2189
01:36:46,200 --> 01:36:50,200
Like he follows out the orders to a tea.

2190
01:36:50,200 --> 01:36:54,200
But it fucks the dude in the end because he asks him to do something

2191
01:36:54,200 --> 01:36:57,200
and he does it to the tea and gets the guy in trouble.

2192
01:36:57,200 --> 01:36:58,200
Well damn.

2193
01:36:59,200 --> 01:37:03,200
The second half is called Hide and Seek of Love.

2194
01:37:03,200 --> 01:37:09,200
So with Kubota's grades failing, Sakamoto helps him study for the next exam.

2195
01:37:09,200 --> 01:37:15,200
Kubota's mother takes a liking to Sakamoto after his first arrival of their house.

2196
01:37:15,200 --> 01:37:17,200
And so Sakamoto coming over to study again,

2197
01:37:17,200 --> 01:37:20,200
Kubota plans to hide Sakamoto in his house this time

2198
01:37:20,200 --> 01:37:22,200
so that way his mom doesn't see him.

2199
01:37:22,200 --> 01:37:25,200
Because she's like obsessed, obsessed with him.

2200
01:37:25,200 --> 01:37:28,200
Like crazy, like she starts putting on the makeup for him and stuff.

2201
01:37:28,200 --> 01:37:29,200
It's weird.

2202
01:37:29,200 --> 01:37:30,200
Which mom? His mom?

2203
01:37:30,200 --> 01:37:33,200
Kubota's mom for Sakamoto.

2204
01:37:33,200 --> 01:37:35,200
Sakamoto's coming over there to help.

2205
01:37:35,200 --> 01:37:37,200
Lay, don't be a pedophile.

2206
01:37:37,200 --> 01:37:38,200
It's kind of the way it is.

2207
01:37:38,200 --> 01:37:39,200
Jesus Christ.

2208
01:37:39,200 --> 01:37:42,200
So while Kubota leaves to pick up a textbook,

2209
01:37:42,200 --> 01:37:47,200
Sakamoto tries to evade his mother the entire time in the house with initial success.

2210
01:37:47,200 --> 01:37:49,200
Spotting a camera and a disc,

2211
01:37:49,200 --> 01:37:55,200
Sakamoto uses the chance to trick Kubota's mother into thinking that he fled into the television.

2212
01:37:55,200 --> 01:37:56,200
What?

2213
01:37:56,200 --> 01:37:57,200
Yes.

2214
01:37:57,200 --> 01:37:59,200
So what he does is he records himself.

2215
01:37:59,200 --> 01:38:03,200
Say like he jumps over this like a couch or something like that.

2216
01:38:03,200 --> 01:38:04,200
Oh so he pretends like, okay.

2217
01:38:04,200 --> 01:38:07,200
And then he acts like he jumped into the TV but he's behind it.

2218
01:38:07,200 --> 01:38:12,200
But he had already recorded something to make her think, I've went back to my home.

2219
01:38:12,200 --> 01:38:14,200
That's a damn genius kid.

2220
01:38:14,200 --> 01:38:17,200
Following that incident, Kubota and Sakamoto decide to...

2221
01:38:17,200 --> 01:38:20,200
He just slams herself into a fucking TV and kills herself.

2222
01:38:20,200 --> 01:38:21,200
Kind of, yeah.

2223
01:38:21,200 --> 01:38:22,200
Jesus.

2224
01:38:22,200 --> 01:38:23,200
Like she was crazy, crazy.

2225
01:38:23,200 --> 01:38:26,200
But they decide to start studying at the library instead.

2226
01:38:26,200 --> 01:38:28,200
Might be a better idea.

2227
01:38:28,200 --> 01:38:29,200
Yeah.

2228
01:38:29,200 --> 01:38:32,200
So episode four, first half is called, Is Sakamoto a pervert?

2229
01:38:32,200 --> 01:38:34,200
I'm guessing no.

2230
01:38:34,200 --> 01:38:41,200
Kakuta, the class physical education teacher, tries multiple times to catch Sakamoto breaking school rules but fails miserably.

2231
01:38:41,200 --> 01:38:45,200
He finally gets his chance whenever he catches Sakamoto eating in health class,

2232
01:38:45,200 --> 01:38:50,200
but it is revealed that it is all just a plot to feed an injured bird.

2233
01:38:50,200 --> 01:38:51,200
Okay.

2234
01:38:51,200 --> 01:38:54,200
So he regurgitates the food back out or something?

2235
01:38:54,200 --> 01:38:56,200
No, he's feeding it with chopsticks.

2236
01:38:56,200 --> 01:38:58,200
So he's not even eating in class?

2237
01:38:58,200 --> 01:39:00,200
Oh, well he thought he was eating because he had chopsticks in his head.

2238
01:39:00,200 --> 01:39:01,200
Yeah, yeah.

2239
01:39:01,200 --> 01:39:02,200
He thought it was like, ha ha!

2240
01:39:02,200 --> 01:39:03,200
Oh fuck.

2241
01:39:03,200 --> 01:39:05,200
When is everybody's obsession with this kid?

2242
01:39:05,200 --> 01:39:06,200
That's what I'm saying.

2243
01:39:06,200 --> 01:39:07,200
Haven't you heard?

2244
01:39:07,200 --> 01:39:08,200
Haven't you heard?

2245
01:39:08,200 --> 01:39:09,200
I'm Sakamoto.

2246
01:39:09,200 --> 01:39:10,200
Jesus.

2247
01:39:10,200 --> 01:39:11,200
Because he's like the perfect...

2248
01:39:11,200 --> 01:39:12,200
Like the perfect human being.

2249
01:39:12,200 --> 01:39:13,200
Yes.

2250
01:39:13,200 --> 01:39:17,200
I think Apollo down from Mount Olympus.

2251
01:39:17,200 --> 01:39:20,200
Second half is called, Classroom scene omnibus.

2252
01:39:20,200 --> 01:39:21,200
Omnibus, huh?

2253
01:39:21,200 --> 01:39:22,200
Yeah.

2254
01:39:22,200 --> 01:39:23,200
Love that word.

2255
01:39:23,200 --> 01:39:30,200
In cooking class, Kanachan encounters a slug inside of a cabbage, which Sakamoto skillfully gets rid of.

2256
01:39:30,200 --> 01:39:38,200
In art class, which involves drawing each other as student partners, Ina pairs herself with Sakamoto.

2257
01:39:38,200 --> 01:39:48,200
As it seems that Sakamoto sketches her as an orangutan, it is revealed that she viewed the art in the wrong way, and his true form is quite beautiful.

2258
01:39:48,200 --> 01:39:50,200
Because she thought he was like, hey fucking drew me as a...

2259
01:39:50,200 --> 01:39:53,200
Like a tot-deck chimpanzee.

2260
01:39:53,200 --> 01:40:01,200
After a fire breaks out in the school, Sakamoto rescues Achan, who is left behind in the school toilet after everyone evacuated.

2261
01:40:01,200 --> 01:40:03,200
So he goes and saves her.

2262
01:40:03,200 --> 01:40:07,200
Part three of this same episode is called, The Summer of Sakamoto's Disappearance.

2263
01:40:07,200 --> 01:40:08,200
Third part, huh?

2264
01:40:08,200 --> 01:40:09,200
Yeah.

2265
01:40:09,200 --> 01:40:22,200
So after Achan and her fellow delinquents, his fellow delinquents, accidentally have Sakamoto fall down a hole, which they dig as a prank, they go on a search for him after his disappearance extends to a week.

2266
01:40:22,200 --> 01:40:23,200
Jesus Christ.

2267
01:40:23,200 --> 01:40:31,200
When they only find his button inside of the hole, they assume that Sakamoto has used Achan's trap to get to the other side of the world, because they're retarded.

2268
01:40:31,200 --> 01:40:33,200
Dumb as bricks, huh?

2269
01:40:33,200 --> 01:40:38,200
Though later it is revealed that this is not the case, as the hole is actually shallow.

2270
01:40:38,200 --> 01:40:43,200
It's like two feet, like in their minds, like fucking like 90 feet down.

2271
01:40:43,200 --> 01:40:44,200
Right, it's all in their minds.

2272
01:40:44,200 --> 01:40:53,200
So Sakamoto had entered the trap on his own and believing that they were digging in for a hot spring and that he could help them instead.

2273
01:40:53,200 --> 01:40:54,200
So he started digging it better.

2274
01:40:54,200 --> 01:40:55,200
Of course he does.

2275
01:40:55,200 --> 01:40:56,200
Exactly.

2276
01:40:56,200 --> 01:40:57,200
Of course.

2277
01:40:57,200 --> 01:40:59,200
Episode five.

2278
01:40:59,200 --> 01:41:02,200
Let me show you the faults in your hot spring construction.

2279
01:41:02,200 --> 01:41:04,200
Look here we got, he pulls out a goddamn architect's journal.

2280
01:41:04,200 --> 01:41:06,200
Pretty much.

2281
01:41:06,200 --> 01:41:10,200
First half is called softball throwing.

2282
01:41:10,200 --> 01:41:16,200
So when it is Sakamoto's turn to throw a softball, Kubota accidentally gets hit causing a nosebleed.

2283
01:41:16,200 --> 01:41:20,200
Sakamoto starts the bleeding by ripping off part of his shirt and wrapping it around Kubota's head.

2284
01:41:20,200 --> 01:41:22,200
Which makes all the girls fucking go crazy.

2285
01:41:22,200 --> 01:41:25,200
Fucking abs just pull out and stare like, oh my lord.

2286
01:41:25,200 --> 01:41:26,200
Good guess.

2287
01:41:26,200 --> 01:41:28,200
That's the entire thing.

2288
01:41:28,200 --> 01:41:29,200
That's the whole thing?

2289
01:41:29,200 --> 01:41:30,200
He just turned his shirt off?

2290
01:41:30,200 --> 01:41:31,200
That part, yeah.

2291
01:41:31,200 --> 01:41:34,200
Because this is another three-parter.

2292
01:41:34,200 --> 01:41:40,200
The second part is titled charisma Yankee senior 8-8-2-3.

2293
01:41:40,200 --> 01:41:42,200
That is a complicated title.

2294
01:41:42,200 --> 01:41:48,200
Seeing Mariama's traumatized behavior as they talk about Sakamoto, Hayabusa goes to see Sakamoto instead.

2295
01:41:48,200 --> 01:41:57,200
Due to a misunderstanding, Hayabusa thought that Sakamoto orders class one two girls to assault him whenever they meet.

2296
01:41:57,200 --> 01:42:01,200
And is under the impression that Sakamoto has taken control of class one-two.

2297
01:42:01,200 --> 01:42:05,200
Hayabusa asks Sakamoto to meet him at the riverbed after school.

2298
01:42:05,200 --> 01:42:13,200
But Sakamoto declines as he is on cleaning duty and he cannot get away from that basically.

2299
01:42:13,200 --> 01:42:21,200
In order to make him go, Hayabusa's underclassmen try to make him angry by stealing his indoor shoes and ruler.

2300
01:42:21,200 --> 01:42:23,200
Which he named Smith.

2301
01:42:23,200 --> 01:42:26,200
He's got names on his shoes.

2302
01:42:26,200 --> 01:42:27,200
Equipment?

2303
01:42:27,200 --> 01:42:28,200
Yeah.

2304
01:42:28,200 --> 01:42:29,200
Or his school supplies?

2305
01:42:29,200 --> 01:42:32,200
And leaving notes to get the impression that Hayabusa is the one who did it.

2306
01:42:32,200 --> 01:42:40,200
Finally, upon seeing a bald Kabuta, Yoshinobo crying, an angry Sakamoto goes to see Hayabusa.

2307
01:42:40,200 --> 01:42:46,200
As they are about to fight, a police officer sees them and Sakamoto gives an excuse that they are just playing.

2308
01:42:46,200 --> 01:42:49,200
So he saves this dude from getting arrested by the police.

2309
01:42:49,200 --> 01:42:51,200
Officer, don't you know who I am?

2310
01:42:51,200 --> 01:42:54,200
I feel like that's where he starts every conversation.

2311
01:42:54,200 --> 01:42:59,200
But he tells the police that they are just playing Tiaoshi Sumo.

2312
01:42:59,200 --> 01:43:01,200
Literally hand pushing Sumo.

2313
01:43:01,200 --> 01:43:03,200
That's why he tells them what they are doing.

2314
01:43:03,200 --> 01:43:06,200
Because instead of fighting, they are just pushing each other.

2315
01:43:06,200 --> 01:43:11,200
Despite claiming that they are just playing, Sakamoto has all the intensions to beat Hayabusa and pushing him.

2316
01:43:11,200 --> 01:43:16,200
Which results in both of them in an actual fight rather than a serious match.

2317
01:43:16,200 --> 01:43:22,200
After knowing the truth, Hayabusa and his underclassmen go to Kabuto's house to apologize.

2318
01:43:22,200 --> 01:43:24,200
And give him seaweed to make his hair grow faster.

2319
01:43:24,200 --> 01:43:27,200
And a happy Kabuta throws a seaweed party instead.

2320
01:43:27,200 --> 01:43:30,200
He's like, because he's this fat dude.

2321
01:43:30,200 --> 01:43:33,200
My hair will regrow.

2322
01:43:33,200 --> 01:43:35,200
Because he was in love with his hair.

2323
01:43:35,200 --> 01:43:39,200
Like he thought that was the best part of who he was.

2324
01:43:39,200 --> 01:43:40,200
My hair is my best part.

2325
01:43:40,200 --> 01:43:43,200
But it's kind of down here on my beard.

2326
01:43:43,200 --> 01:43:45,200
It just shifted.

2327
01:43:45,200 --> 01:43:46,200
It shifted way down here.

2328
01:43:46,200 --> 01:43:49,200
And then part three is called healthcare.

2329
01:43:49,200 --> 01:43:52,200
So Sakamoto has a fever.

2330
01:43:52,200 --> 01:43:59,200
And instead of resting in the infirmary, he wears a tie made out of Welsh onion.

2331
01:43:59,200 --> 01:44:01,200
What the fuck is Welsh onion?

2332
01:44:01,200 --> 01:44:03,200
Just onions that are from Welsh?

2333
01:44:03,200 --> 01:44:04,200
Yes.

2334
01:44:04,200 --> 01:44:05,200
Okay.

2335
01:44:05,200 --> 01:44:08,200
So episode six, first one is called Go Home Rules.

2336
01:44:08,200 --> 01:44:09,200
Okay.

2337
01:44:09,200 --> 01:44:16,200
So Megumi, Sakamoto's stalker, and class one two's representative discover a ghost infatuated to him.

2338
01:44:16,200 --> 01:44:17,200
And tries to warn him.

2339
01:44:17,200 --> 01:44:23,200
In the end, she graduates from being a stalker to a photographer who takes Sakamoto's pictures instead.

2340
01:44:23,200 --> 01:44:25,200
So stalkerish?

2341
01:44:25,200 --> 01:44:26,200
A little bit.

2342
01:44:26,200 --> 01:44:28,200
A little bit.

2343
01:44:28,200 --> 01:44:32,200
Other part is several elementary school students follow Sakamoto on their way home.

2344
01:44:32,200 --> 01:44:33,200
Oh.

2345
01:44:33,200 --> 01:44:35,200
So you got little kids playing games.

2346
01:44:35,200 --> 01:44:36,200
But you're our leader.

2347
01:44:36,200 --> 01:44:40,200
It's like we don't need to play those games no more because we're starting to get older.

2348
01:44:40,200 --> 01:44:41,200
Right?

2349
01:44:41,200 --> 01:44:42,200
Oh yeah.

2350
01:44:42,200 --> 01:44:43,200
Trying to mature.

2351
01:44:43,200 --> 01:44:44,200
Yeah.

2352
01:44:44,200 --> 01:44:52,200
So we got Sakamoto playing games like that all the way home where he's like he doesn't walk on anything but the lines all the way home.

2353
01:44:52,200 --> 01:44:54,200
So the kids start following him doing the same kind of things.

2354
01:44:54,200 --> 01:44:55,200
I sweeten him.

2355
01:44:55,200 --> 01:44:59,200
Basically he gets him to walk all the way home by doing it that way.

2356
01:44:59,200 --> 01:45:01,200
But they don't realize that.

2357
01:45:01,200 --> 01:45:10,200
And then we have cafeteria marketing where in the epilogue, Sakamoto helped the lunch lady to promote her Neapolitan versus subliminal messages.

2358
01:45:10,200 --> 01:45:11,200
What?

2359
01:45:11,200 --> 01:45:12,200
Subliminal messages?

2360
01:45:12,200 --> 01:45:16,200
Yeah, using subliminal messages to get people to like her Neapolitan.

2361
01:45:16,200 --> 01:45:19,200
People already like Neapolitan.

2362
01:45:19,200 --> 01:45:20,200
That shit is delicious.

2363
01:45:20,200 --> 01:45:21,200
The ice cream?

2364
01:45:21,200 --> 01:45:23,200
I think so.

2365
01:45:23,200 --> 01:45:24,200
Okay.

2366
01:45:24,200 --> 01:45:25,200
I can't remember exactly.

2367
01:45:25,200 --> 01:45:27,200
I think we're in a wild series.

2368
01:45:27,200 --> 01:45:28,200
I know.

2369
01:45:28,200 --> 01:45:30,200
What if like the last episode you find he's a syracuse?

2370
01:45:30,200 --> 01:45:33,200
Murdering audiences.

2371
01:45:33,200 --> 01:45:35,200
Murdering people.

2372
01:45:35,200 --> 01:45:41,200
You come into his house and he just horrific sights like bodies and fridges and oh my god.

2373
01:45:41,200 --> 01:45:46,200
Like fucking Jeffrey Dahmer.

2374
01:45:46,200 --> 01:45:49,200
That shit would be fucking hilarious to me.

2375
01:45:49,200 --> 01:45:50,200
That would be fucked up.

2376
01:45:50,200 --> 01:45:55,200
The fact that he goes to this cute little show and it gets dark as fuck on the last episode.

2377
01:45:55,200 --> 01:45:58,200
And it was all a fantasy that we were living through.

2378
01:45:58,200 --> 01:46:01,200
He was actually killing most of these people.

2379
01:46:01,200 --> 01:46:02,200
That would be fucked up too.

2380
01:46:02,200 --> 01:46:03,200
Don't you know who I am?

2381
01:46:03,200 --> 01:46:07,200
And at prison when he's at court right, don't you know who I am?

2382
01:46:07,200 --> 01:46:09,200
I'm Sakamoto.

2383
01:46:09,200 --> 01:46:14,200
Or did he do it right? He said that right before the electric chair.

2384
01:46:14,200 --> 01:46:16,200
Episode 7.

2385
01:46:16,200 --> 01:46:19,200
The first half is called Is Sakamoto Really a Pervert?

2386
01:46:19,200 --> 01:46:21,200
Is he really a pervert?

2387
01:46:21,200 --> 01:46:24,200
Is he a pervert? Is he really a pervert?

2388
01:46:24,200 --> 01:46:26,200
Wait so that means that he's a slight weight.

2389
01:46:26,200 --> 01:46:27,200
That doesn't make any sense.

2390
01:46:27,200 --> 01:46:28,200
It means he's kind of a pervert.

2391
01:46:28,200 --> 01:46:30,200
But is he really a pervert?

2392
01:46:30,200 --> 01:46:31,200
Right.

2393
01:46:31,200 --> 01:46:34,200
So in this one, in a video rental shop,

2394
01:46:34,200 --> 01:46:40,200
Achan and friends trick Sakamoto to help them renting an adult video.

2395
01:46:40,200 --> 01:46:41,200
What year is this?

2396
01:46:41,200 --> 01:46:43,200
It's a goddamn rental fucking video.

2397
01:46:43,200 --> 01:46:44,200
2016.

2398
01:46:44,200 --> 01:46:45,200
Damn rentals.

2399
01:46:45,200 --> 01:46:48,200
If anyone even 2016 they were fucking declining.

2400
01:46:48,200 --> 01:46:50,200
You remember Hollywood video?

2401
01:46:50,200 --> 01:46:51,200
Yeah.

2402
01:46:51,200 --> 01:46:52,200
Nobody does.

2403
01:46:52,200 --> 01:46:55,200
But in Japan think about it, they love this kind of stuff still.

2404
01:46:55,200 --> 01:46:56,200
The physical media?

2405
01:46:56,200 --> 01:46:58,200
Yeah. Unlike here.

2406
01:46:58,200 --> 01:47:00,200
God dang it America, you ruined everything.

2407
01:47:00,200 --> 01:47:01,200
I know.

2408
01:47:01,200 --> 01:47:03,200
I want some physical media.

2409
01:47:03,200 --> 01:47:08,200
So after he manages to avoid being detected by Aina and friends.

2410
01:47:08,200 --> 01:47:09,200
Come and think of it.

2411
01:47:09,200 --> 01:47:13,200
You know where that half price books is where that Hollywood video was?

2412
01:47:13,200 --> 01:47:14,200
Yeah.

2413
01:47:14,200 --> 01:47:15,200
That's wild.

2414
01:47:15,200 --> 01:47:18,200
You know I forgot about that.

2415
01:47:18,200 --> 01:47:20,200
I miss Hollywood video.

2416
01:47:20,200 --> 01:47:25,200
I used to get Dynasty Tactics 2 every other weekend.

2417
01:47:25,200 --> 01:47:27,200
I'll never beat the game.

2418
01:47:27,200 --> 01:47:29,200
Guess there's time now.

2419
01:47:29,200 --> 01:47:32,200
Just need a PS2.

2420
01:47:32,200 --> 01:47:34,200
So he avoids all these girls.

2421
01:47:34,200 --> 01:47:35,200
Right?

2422
01:47:35,200 --> 01:47:41,200
Sakamoto faces the shop manager at the counter staff and in order to bluff it.

2423
01:47:41,200 --> 01:47:42,200
Basically bluff him.

2424
01:47:42,200 --> 01:47:46,200
Who suspects that Sakamoto is still underage.

2425
01:47:46,200 --> 01:47:50,200
When everything is over, Achan invites Sakamoto to watch the rented videos together.

2426
01:47:50,200 --> 01:47:52,200
But Sakamoto escapes immediately.

2427
01:47:52,200 --> 01:47:57,200
Realizing that it is still too early for them, Achan returns the videos without watching them at all.

2428
01:47:57,200 --> 01:48:00,200
Because he's like, he got it?

2429
01:48:00,200 --> 01:48:03,200
But then it's like, I don't want to watch it.

2430
01:48:03,200 --> 01:48:06,200
You might as well watch it if you got it.

2431
01:48:06,200 --> 01:48:07,200
But he didn't.

2432
01:48:07,200 --> 01:48:08,200
He just returned it.

2433
01:48:08,200 --> 01:48:11,200
Bit like South Park where they had the Backdoor Sluts 9 video.

2434
01:48:11,200 --> 01:48:14,200
The One Ring must be returned.

2435
01:48:14,200 --> 01:48:18,200
The second half is called Sarah's French Revolution.

2436
01:48:18,200 --> 01:48:24,200
So during Sports Day, Sarah tries to overtake Sakamoto's popularity or at least make his popularity lower.

2437
01:48:24,200 --> 01:48:28,200
By sabotaging the event with the cooperation of the rest of class 1-2 boys.

2438
01:48:28,200 --> 01:48:31,200
So they're tired of Sakamoto having all this attention.

2439
01:48:31,200 --> 01:48:40,200
Despite all odds, the plain back fighters on them, Sakamoto wins in events with his style and his popularity increases as a result.

2440
01:48:40,200 --> 01:48:46,200
In the relay race, Sarah tries both of Sakamoto's shoes so that he can't run.

2441
01:48:46,200 --> 01:48:51,200
Far from giving up though, Sakamoto bites the baton in his mouth and runs like a four legged cheetah.

2442
01:48:51,200 --> 01:48:54,200
Wait, so he just grits on all fours and starts hauling ass?

2443
01:48:54,200 --> 01:48:55,200
Yeah.

2444
01:48:55,200 --> 01:48:57,200
Jesus.

2445
01:48:57,200 --> 01:49:03,200
When he passes the baton, the baton slips from Yagi's hand due to a baton covered in saliva at that point.

2446
01:49:03,200 --> 01:49:04,200
Nasty mother fucker.

2447
01:49:04,200 --> 01:49:06,200
Which makes him fall down to last place.

2448
01:49:06,200 --> 01:49:13,200
Seeing Yagi crying while running, Sarah decides to erase Yagi's mistake from everyone's memory by doing a more memorable event.

2449
01:49:13,200 --> 01:49:16,200
By running naked after the baton is passed to him.

2450
01:49:16,200 --> 01:49:17,200
What?

2451
01:49:17,200 --> 01:49:18,200
Total luck.

2452
01:49:18,200 --> 01:49:20,200
To everyone's gross and dismality.

2453
01:49:20,200 --> 01:49:24,200
Though Yagi thanked him later on for it.

2454
01:49:24,200 --> 01:49:28,200
So this comedian takes off all his clothes and starts running.

2455
01:49:28,200 --> 01:49:30,200
Time to go to jail then.

2456
01:49:30,200 --> 01:49:31,200
Pretty much.

2457
01:49:31,200 --> 01:49:32,200
That reminds me of this. Do you know John Oliver?

2458
01:49:32,200 --> 01:49:33,200
Yes.

2459
01:49:33,200 --> 01:49:39,200
Back when he was doing stand up, he had a story where he thought he was going to be an athlete at one point in his career.

2460
01:49:39,200 --> 01:49:44,200
And he was doing a marathon or like a jog or something, some type of running event.

2461
01:49:44,200 --> 01:49:46,200
And he was hauling ass.

2462
01:49:46,200 --> 01:49:50,200
And he would realize that he was in first place and he was going to win.

2463
01:49:50,200 --> 01:49:54,200
But then he started realizing that for some reason his lower extremities were getting really breezy.

2464
01:49:54,200 --> 01:49:58,200
He realized that his dick was hanging out of the little hole in between the shorts rack.

2465
01:49:58,200 --> 01:50:00,200
So he said he made a split second decision.

2466
01:50:00,200 --> 01:50:04,200
Do I stop or slow down and put my dick in my pants?

2467
01:50:04,200 --> 01:50:08,200
Or do I keep hauling ass and win the race?

2468
01:50:08,200 --> 01:50:10,200
And he said he decided to keep running, right?

2469
01:50:10,200 --> 01:50:12,200
And somehow still ended up in third place.

2470
01:50:12,200 --> 01:50:14,200
So dick out, third place, didn't matter.

2471
01:50:14,200 --> 01:50:16,200
Didn't matter at all.

2472
01:50:16,200 --> 01:50:17,200
I would have...

2473
01:50:17,200 --> 01:50:20,200
Imagine all the people watching him.

2474
01:50:20,200 --> 01:50:21,200
Like, oh!

2475
01:50:21,200 --> 01:50:25,200
He's like 50, that boy's dick's out.

2476
01:50:25,200 --> 01:50:29,200
Same thing for this dude, only he decided to keep his butt ass naked.

2477
01:50:29,200 --> 01:50:33,200
I like saying butt ass naked even though it's too, you know, butt ass is the same thing.

2478
01:50:33,200 --> 01:50:37,200
I like saying butt ass naked. I don't know why.

2479
01:50:37,200 --> 01:50:39,200
There's some people that say buck ass.

2480
01:50:39,200 --> 01:50:40,200
Yeah, that's what I have.

2481
01:50:40,200 --> 01:50:41,200
I say butt ass naked.

2482
01:50:41,200 --> 01:50:43,200
Yeah, butt sounds...

2483
01:50:43,200 --> 01:50:44,200
Buck ass.

2484
01:50:44,200 --> 01:50:47,200
Butt sounds more correct to me.

2485
01:50:47,200 --> 01:50:51,200
I can see either ass naked or butt naked, but I don't know how you use both of them together.

2486
01:50:51,200 --> 01:50:52,200
It's just funnier.

2487
01:50:52,200 --> 01:50:54,200
Butt ass naked.

2488
01:50:54,200 --> 01:50:56,200
You see their butt and their ass.

2489
01:50:56,200 --> 01:51:00,200
On a fat person, it might be two things.

2490
01:51:00,200 --> 01:51:06,200
Episode 8 is called The Cultural Festival is Gloomy.

2491
01:51:06,200 --> 01:51:09,200
So Marie Yama, a both-side and upper-classman delinquent,

2492
01:51:09,200 --> 01:51:12,200
tried to participate in their school's cultural festival

2493
01:51:12,200 --> 01:51:15,200
by making cotton candy cooked from improvised equipment.

2494
01:51:15,200 --> 01:51:21,200
Achan suggests to Hayabusa that Sakamoto should be invited to their booth,

2495
01:51:21,200 --> 01:51:28,200
and Hayabusa seemingly agrees until Fukase, a longtime delinquent with a strange past,

2496
01:51:28,200 --> 01:51:32,200
interrupts and forces Hayabusa to spill out everything about Sakamoto.

2497
01:51:32,200 --> 01:51:34,200
What's a strange past?

2498
01:51:34,200 --> 01:51:39,200
Like for some reason he's still in school or hanging around the school when he shouldn't be.

2499
01:51:39,200 --> 01:51:40,200
How old is he?

2500
01:51:40,200 --> 01:51:41,200
Older.

2501
01:51:41,200 --> 01:51:43,200
Like too old to be in school?

2502
01:51:43,200 --> 01:51:45,200
Like an old delinquent he's not.

2503
01:51:45,200 --> 01:51:47,200
So he's a fucking loser.

2504
01:51:47,200 --> 01:51:48,200
Yes.

2505
01:51:48,200 --> 01:51:56,200
Hayabusa didn't say anything about Sakamoto, and Fukase uses the cotton candy machine to hurt him instead.

2506
01:51:56,200 --> 01:51:59,200
So he puts his head in whatever it is.

2507
01:51:59,200 --> 01:52:00,200
Jesus.

2508
01:52:00,200 --> 01:52:05,200
Meanwhile, in room 1-2, the class is struggling to make their own booth by using balloons,

2509
01:52:05,200 --> 01:52:11,200
and Sakamoto improvises everything to make the balloon presentations look attractive and convincing.

2510
01:52:11,200 --> 01:52:13,200
Of course he's perfect so he can do this.

2511
01:52:13,200 --> 01:52:15,200
Makes him fucking beautiful.

2512
01:52:15,200 --> 01:52:19,200
However, two slackers who are seemingly no help to the other classmates

2513
01:52:19,200 --> 01:52:22,200
left the room in sulk after Sakamoto's participation.

2514
01:52:22,200 --> 01:52:28,200
Fukase approaches them and suggests that the slackers do something to damage Sakamoto's reputation.

2515
01:52:28,200 --> 01:52:29,200
The next day...

2516
01:52:29,200 --> 01:52:30,200
There's no possibility.

2517
01:52:30,200 --> 01:52:32,200
Well the next day the balloons were destroyed,

2518
01:52:32,200 --> 01:52:36,200
and wanted posters scattered around the campus accusing Sakamoto for the mishap.

2519
01:52:36,200 --> 01:52:39,200
Now a wanted man, Sakamoto evades...

2520
01:52:39,200 --> 01:52:40,200
A wanted man.

2521
01:52:40,200 --> 01:52:42,200
By the other kids.

2522
01:52:42,200 --> 01:52:49,200
Now a wanted man though, Sakamoto evades delinquents who are trying to get him because of the reward,

2523
01:52:49,200 --> 01:52:51,200
and Fukase quietly watches.

2524
01:52:51,200 --> 01:52:53,200
Sakamoto decides to clear his name.

2525
01:52:53,200 --> 01:52:58,200
He goes to the room and sees the slackers reorganizing their presentation.

2526
01:52:58,200 --> 01:53:01,200
His classmates convince Sakamoto to admit the mishap,

2527
01:53:01,200 --> 01:53:03,200
but he leaves.

2528
01:53:03,200 --> 01:53:12,200
Later, a mysterious girl named Aiko knocks on the room's door and admits that she popped the balloons.

2529
01:53:12,200 --> 01:53:15,200
One of the slackers utters that the girl is lying,

2530
01:53:15,200 --> 01:53:20,200
but Michan points out that they shouldn't know that they left early yesterday.

2531
01:53:20,200 --> 01:53:22,200
When the slackers open the door,

2532
01:53:22,200 --> 01:53:30,200
it's revealed that Sakamoto is using helium guns and turning the tables against the slackers themselves.

2533
01:53:30,200 --> 01:53:35,200
The slackers attempt to pop the balloons while Sakamoto cleverly intimidates the slackers

2534
01:53:35,200 --> 01:53:39,200
by popping the balloons using sunlight reflected with Kubo's mirror.

2535
01:53:39,200 --> 01:53:41,200
Or Kubota's mirror.

2536
01:53:41,200 --> 01:53:44,200
Because he's got this mirror that he's constantly looking at himself because of his hair.

2537
01:53:44,200 --> 01:53:48,200
He's this giant fat kid, but he's constantly looking at it.

2538
01:53:48,200 --> 01:53:50,200
Oh, the guy lost his hair earlier?

2539
01:53:50,200 --> 01:53:51,200
Yeah.

2540
01:53:51,200 --> 01:53:52,200
He got it back?

2541
01:53:52,200 --> 01:53:53,200
Yeah.

2542
01:53:53,200 --> 01:53:57,200
So he's got this mirror so that Sakamoto uses the mirrors to pop the balloons.

2543
01:53:57,200 --> 01:53:58,200
Okay.

2544
01:53:58,200 --> 01:54:04,200
It's morning, but the confrontation ends whenever the slackers give up and Sakamoto lectures them.

2545
01:54:04,200 --> 01:54:06,200
With no time left and lack of materials,

2546
01:54:06,200 --> 01:54:09,200
Sakamoto uses the remaining balloons with invitations attached to them

2547
01:54:09,200 --> 01:54:15,200
and Hayabusa's cotton candy to craft Yeti costumes as they organize a Yeti hunting game.

2548
01:54:15,200 --> 01:54:19,200
As Sakamoto, donning a Yeti costume, runs through the hallway with the slackers,

2549
01:54:19,200 --> 01:54:22,200
Fukase catches his eyes and Sakamoto returns to later's gaze.

2550
01:54:22,200 --> 01:54:24,200
What the fuck is going on with this school?

2551
01:54:24,200 --> 01:54:27,200
So you got this loser, Fukase, still looking like you motherfucker.

2552
01:54:27,200 --> 01:54:28,200
You fixed the shit.

2553
01:54:28,200 --> 01:54:30,200
How dare you fix the things that I've run?

2554
01:54:30,200 --> 01:54:31,200
Pretty much.

2555
01:54:31,200 --> 01:54:35,200
Episode 9 is called The Meeting Between Sakamoto and Me.

2556
01:54:35,200 --> 01:54:41,200
So Megumi Fujita, along with Kana-chan and Mi-chan, eat their lunch outside

2557
01:54:41,200 --> 01:54:45,200
and start recollecting on how they first met Sakamoto.

2558
01:54:45,200 --> 01:54:49,200
Megumi met him at the entrance exam where he warmed her trembling hands

2559
01:54:49,200 --> 01:54:52,200
by heating up her fallen eraser with frictional force.

2560
01:54:52,200 --> 01:54:54,200
So he sees that her hands are cold,

2561
01:54:54,200 --> 01:54:58,200
so he gets an eraser and starts to race her real fucking fast and then hands it to her.

2562
01:54:58,200 --> 01:55:01,200
But the eraser has heat in the friction itself.

2563
01:55:01,200 --> 01:55:04,200
That's how she met him.

2564
01:55:04,200 --> 01:55:10,200
Mi-chan met him on the day of the entrance ceremony where the storm broke her favorite umbrella.

2565
01:55:10,200 --> 01:55:17,200
Firstly saddened, she then cheers up whenever Sakamoto treats her broken umbrella like a wine glass

2566
01:55:17,200 --> 01:55:23,200
and acts like a rain sommelier where he starts catching the rain.

2567
01:55:23,200 --> 01:55:25,200
Delicious.

2568
01:55:25,200 --> 01:55:30,200
Like they have these fantastical things that happen to them supposedly.

2569
01:55:30,200 --> 01:55:36,200
Lastly, Kana-chan met him during the day before the entrance ceremony.

2570
01:55:36,200 --> 01:55:41,200
Since she had forgotten her bag, she held all her textbooks in her hands

2571
01:55:41,200 --> 01:55:43,200
and as such was unable to see forward.

2572
01:55:43,200 --> 01:55:49,200
Whenever she fell down, Sakamoto caught her and Princess carried the books.

2573
01:55:49,200 --> 01:55:50,200
That's how she met him.

2574
01:55:50,200 --> 01:55:52,200
I guess they're all in love with him.

2575
01:55:52,200 --> 01:55:57,200
And while the girls are smitten over Sakamoto's initiations to these things,

2576
01:55:57,200 --> 01:56:02,200
Kubota on the other hand reminisces about his first acquaintance to Sakamoto

2577
01:56:02,200 --> 01:56:06,200
where his bandage on his ring finger fell off and Sakamoto returns the bandage

2578
01:56:06,200 --> 01:56:10,200
seemingly like inserting a ring onto a bride's hand.

2579
01:56:10,200 --> 01:56:13,200
He got his bandage back.

2580
01:56:13,200 --> 01:56:17,200
You know like at the end of the very last episode, the truth is that they all got kidnapped by him.

2581
01:56:17,200 --> 01:56:21,200
So they're all in the dungeon under the house and they're all telling the stories

2582
01:56:21,200 --> 01:56:23,200
that you feel happier about the situation.

2583
01:56:23,200 --> 01:56:24,200
Trying to pass time.

2584
01:56:24,200 --> 01:56:25,200
Yeah.

2585
01:56:25,200 --> 01:56:30,200
So Sakamoto each hides Kubota's story, but the girls upon hearing his story

2586
01:56:30,200 --> 01:56:34,200
feel envious as the first meeting with Sakamoto was the most romantic.

2587
01:56:34,200 --> 01:56:35,200
Sounds romantic as fuck.

2588
01:56:35,200 --> 01:56:37,200
Here's your bandage back.

2589
01:56:37,200 --> 01:56:42,200
The second half of that is called Nearest Yet Far Person.

2590
01:56:42,200 --> 01:56:47,200
So when her son, Yushinobo, comes down with a cold, Shigemi Kubota,

2591
01:56:47,200 --> 01:56:53,200
the kid that lost his hair, his fat kid, his mom gets another chance to

2592
01:56:53,200 --> 01:56:56,200
romantically pursue her underage love interest of Sakamoto.

2593
01:56:56,200 --> 01:56:57,200
Oh fuck.

2594
01:56:57,200 --> 01:57:02,200
Because he's sick, so she dresses like him because they look almost identical.

2595
01:57:02,200 --> 01:57:03,200
What?

2596
01:57:03,200 --> 01:57:05,200
They're both short of fat.

2597
01:57:05,200 --> 01:57:08,200
Jesus Christ, that woman's fucking deranged.

2598
01:57:08,200 --> 01:57:15,200
Taking advantage of her resemblance to her son, Shigemi dons his uniform and goes to school in his place.

2599
01:57:15,200 --> 01:57:18,200
What? That is some criminal fucking activity.

2600
01:57:18,200 --> 01:57:21,200
This that's out of place in the show.

2601
01:57:21,200 --> 01:57:25,200
Although she has plenty of opportunities to make a move on Sakamoto throughout the day,

2602
01:57:25,200 --> 01:57:28,200
Shigemi's efforts are thwarted at every turn.

2603
01:57:28,200 --> 01:57:32,200
So every time she tries to do something like if she follows him around the corner,

2604
01:57:32,200 --> 01:57:33,200
Sakamoto's gone.

2605
01:57:33,200 --> 01:57:35,200
Just random shit.

2606
01:57:35,200 --> 01:57:37,200
The answer that he knows is her.

2607
01:57:37,200 --> 01:57:38,200
He does. He does.

2608
01:57:38,200 --> 01:57:42,200
During their athletics class, Shigemi chases Sakamoto but falls down,

2609
01:57:42,200 --> 01:57:45,200
destroying her shell necklace.

2610
01:57:45,200 --> 01:57:47,200
Sakamoto picks up the pieces and returns it to her,

2611
01:57:47,200 --> 01:57:53,200
realizing that she cannot fulfill her desires to be with Sakamoto and recollecting being a mother to her own son.

2612
01:57:53,200 --> 01:57:54,200
What the fuck?

2613
01:57:54,200 --> 01:57:57,200
She resolves to prioritize being a good mother.

2614
01:57:57,200 --> 01:58:03,200
The next day, Yanasobo discovers that Shigemi prepares a meal for him since he was out.

2615
01:58:03,200 --> 01:58:09,200
She's like, she goes overboard and makes him a nice meal for her son because she's like,

2616
01:58:09,200 --> 01:58:11,200
I can't have this.

2617
01:58:11,200 --> 01:58:15,200
No kid, you can't have this. He's underage.

2618
01:58:15,200 --> 01:58:17,200
What the fuck is going on?

2619
01:58:17,200 --> 01:58:20,200
But you remember that story that you told me a long time ago?

2620
01:58:20,200 --> 01:58:21,200
Which one?

2621
01:58:21,200 --> 01:58:24,200
What was it that they updated recently?

2622
01:58:24,200 --> 01:58:25,200
I don't know.

2623
01:58:25,200 --> 01:58:26,200
In Japan?

2624
01:58:26,200 --> 01:58:30,200
Oh, the Economist article?

2625
01:58:30,200 --> 01:58:31,200
Yeah, yeah.

2626
01:58:31,200 --> 01:58:36,200
About how the age of consent in Japan used to be 13 and they upped it to fuck, I guess.

2627
01:58:36,200 --> 01:58:37,200
Oh, God.

2628
01:58:37,200 --> 01:58:38,200
Yeah.

2629
01:58:38,200 --> 01:58:42,200
That's why it's so more innocent and bad than it sounds. It's not innocent at all.

2630
01:58:42,200 --> 01:58:43,200
No.

2631
01:58:43,200 --> 01:58:46,200
Episode 10, first part is called Demon Lord.

2632
01:58:46,200 --> 01:58:53,200
So during Christmas Eve, Sakamoto is invited by two college guys to a group date karaoke in order to complete their number.

2633
01:58:53,200 --> 01:58:56,200
Because he's like, oh, we only have two people. We need one more.

2634
01:58:56,200 --> 01:58:57,200
You.

2635
01:58:57,200 --> 01:59:01,200
Because they see him walking with a fucking briefcase so they think he's an adult.

2636
01:59:01,200 --> 01:59:02,200
Oh.

2637
01:59:02,200 --> 01:59:06,200
But seeing how Sakamoto attracts the female audiences instead of them,

2638
01:59:06,200 --> 01:59:14,200
they try to sabotage his karaoke moment and until he covered it via his operatic singing of a famous poem, Dürr,

2639
01:59:14,200 --> 01:59:19,200
it's German, damn it.

2640
01:59:19,200 --> 01:59:20,200
Dürr,

2641
01:59:20,200 --> 01:59:23,200
I can't pronounce it.

2642
01:59:23,200 --> 01:59:24,200
Sorry.

2643
01:59:24,200 --> 01:59:25,200
Let me see.

2644
01:59:25,200 --> 01:59:26,200
Maybe I can.

2645
01:59:26,200 --> 01:59:30,200
Four pages.

2646
01:59:30,200 --> 01:59:31,200
Top in the blue.

2647
01:59:31,200 --> 01:59:34,200
Top in the blue.

2648
01:59:34,200 --> 01:59:36,200
Dear Erich Kurgen.

2649
01:59:36,200 --> 01:59:37,200
See?

2650
01:59:37,200 --> 01:59:38,200
Erich.

2651
01:59:38,200 --> 01:59:39,200
Told you.

2652
01:59:39,200 --> 01:59:40,200
I told you.

2653
01:59:40,200 --> 01:59:42,200
Oh, Erich Konig.

2654
01:59:42,200 --> 01:59:43,200
Konig.

2655
01:59:43,200 --> 01:59:44,200
I don't know.

2656
01:59:44,200 --> 01:59:46,200
A.F. Hitler.

2657
01:59:46,200 --> 01:59:48,200
Now you just got us demon talk.

2658
01:59:48,200 --> 01:59:53,200
You know what I get? I am good at pronouncing due to the fact that I used to read Tom Clancy novels.

2659
01:59:53,200 --> 01:59:55,200
It was Russian names.

2660
01:59:55,200 --> 01:59:57,200
Russian names are not that bad though.

2661
01:59:57,200 --> 02:00:00,200
You should have seen the one he wrote there.

2662
02:00:00,200 --> 02:00:05,200
So that's how that is. He fucks up their entire date night by singing an operatic song.

2663
02:00:05,200 --> 02:00:08,200
That's because he can sing so well.

2664
02:00:08,200 --> 02:00:11,200
Doctor, that's the problem. I am Pagliacci.

2665
02:00:11,200 --> 02:00:15,200
You know that weird Seinfeld episode of that clown, the sad clown?

2666
02:00:15,200 --> 02:00:16,200
I think so, yeah.

2667
02:00:16,200 --> 02:00:20,200
Where like, what the fuck is her name, Elaine?

2668
02:00:20,200 --> 02:00:25,200
And he starts dating this guy and they have to get an opera show called Pagliacci

2669
02:00:25,200 --> 02:00:28,200
and he turned into being some weird stalker.

2670
02:00:28,200 --> 02:00:33,200
And then him and Seinfeld also have some weird altercation.

2671
02:00:33,200 --> 02:00:37,200
So now he is hunting Elaine and Seinfeld.

2672
02:00:37,200 --> 02:00:40,200
And he dresses up as the clown Pagliacci.

2673
02:00:40,200 --> 02:00:42,200
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

2674
02:00:42,200 --> 02:00:45,200
He is like bench pressing. He is crying his eyes out.

2675
02:00:45,200 --> 02:00:47,200
He does that bench pressing.

2676
02:00:47,200 --> 02:00:49,200
Yeah.

2677
02:00:49,200 --> 02:00:51,200
That weird song.

2678
02:00:51,200 --> 02:00:55,200
I was like, what the fuck episode of Seinfeld is this?

2679
02:00:55,200 --> 02:00:59,200
The one episode that always gets me is the Mandelbombs.

2680
02:00:59,200 --> 02:01:00,200
I don't know if you remember that.

2681
02:01:00,200 --> 02:01:01,200
Oh, the old guys?

2682
02:01:01,200 --> 02:01:02,200
I can lift it.

2683
02:01:02,200 --> 02:01:07,200
The fucking old man there, his son is older than the dad.

2684
02:01:07,200 --> 02:01:10,200
I feel that way whenever I go places for work.

2685
02:01:10,200 --> 02:01:14,200
Where you hand it to, like where it breaks their back.

2686
02:01:14,200 --> 02:01:17,200
Are you going to help me, son?

2687
02:01:17,200 --> 02:01:20,200
The second half is called Lacking Thing.

2688
02:01:20,200 --> 02:01:25,200
So Hayabusa seeks Sakamoto's help whenever his father invites him to a fancy dinner with a woman.

2689
02:01:25,200 --> 02:01:29,200
He claimed as Hayabusa's stepmother candidate.

2690
02:01:29,200 --> 02:01:31,200
Okay, candidate.

2691
02:01:31,200 --> 02:01:34,200
To be a stepmother, like his dad's dating this woman, right?

2692
02:01:34,200 --> 02:01:40,200
So as Hayabusa has no knowledge about table manners and Sakamoto points out that he can't be learned in a single day,

2693
02:01:40,200 --> 02:01:44,200
Hayabusa rents an LL size coat, I guess.

2694
02:01:44,200 --> 02:01:46,200
An LL size coat?

2695
02:01:46,200 --> 02:01:47,200
I guess it would be...

2696
02:01:47,200 --> 02:01:49,200
A large, large size?

2697
02:01:49,200 --> 02:01:52,200
My guess is probably extra large in Japan.

2698
02:01:52,200 --> 02:01:55,200
Have you ever seen a Forex?

2699
02:01:55,200 --> 02:01:57,200
That was some big old blanket.

2700
02:01:57,200 --> 02:02:02,200
If it's a Forex, it'll be LLLL.

2701
02:02:02,200 --> 02:02:09,200
In which Sakamoto hides in and uses his hands to set a Hayabusa's at the restaurant.

2702
02:02:09,200 --> 02:02:11,200
That would be some weird shit.

2703
02:02:11,200 --> 02:02:16,200
Later, whenever they find out that Hayabusa's father is cornered by some thugs,

2704
02:02:16,200 --> 02:02:19,200
Sakamoto and Hayabusa change places to fight them.

2705
02:02:19,200 --> 02:02:20,200
What the fuck?

2706
02:02:20,200 --> 02:02:21,200
Because they're both in the same suit.

2707
02:02:21,200 --> 02:02:24,200
Yeah, that weird shit keeps happening in this fucking world.

2708
02:02:24,200 --> 02:02:25,200
I told you.

2709
02:02:25,200 --> 02:02:36,200
The woman turns out to be an extortionist, and Sakamoto skillfully fends them off by using the opportunity to tell a horror story about a person eating French cuisine who grows another pair of arms after an allergy.

2710
02:02:36,200 --> 02:02:38,200
He became the diddler.

2711
02:02:38,200 --> 02:02:39,200
With four arms.

2712
02:02:39,200 --> 02:02:41,200
The forearm diddler.

2713
02:02:41,200 --> 02:02:50,200
Hayabusa concludes that rather than pretend that they have something that they lack, they should make up for it for what the other person lacks.

2714
02:02:50,200 --> 02:02:52,200
So they make up for each other basically.

2715
02:02:52,200 --> 02:02:53,200
Yeah.

2716
02:02:53,200 --> 02:02:55,200
Episode 11.

2717
02:02:55,200 --> 02:02:58,200
First half is called No Need for Warmth.

2718
02:02:58,200 --> 02:03:06,200
So as Yasunobu walks with Sakamoto to school, he realizes that he knows almost nothing about Sakamoto.

2719
02:03:06,200 --> 02:03:10,200
Though he assures himself that he will have a lot of time to talk about it later.

2720
02:03:10,200 --> 02:03:16,200
Hearing that it is the first time Sakamoto has seen snow, Achan teaches Sakamoto how to play in the snow.

2721
02:03:16,200 --> 02:03:21,200
Frustrated that Sakamoto has surpassed him in everything he taught her recently.

2722
02:03:21,200 --> 02:03:31,200
Or that he taught her rather easily, Fukase approaches Achan, suggesting that he fights Sakamoto in a one on one battle.

2723
02:03:31,200 --> 02:03:36,200
He then decides to fight Sakamoto in a snowball fight, determining to crush him.

2724
02:03:36,200 --> 02:03:41,200
Watching Achan trembling in coldness, Sakamoto throws a hand warmer to him.

2725
02:03:41,200 --> 02:03:42,200
Here you go, bitch.

2726
02:03:42,200 --> 02:03:44,200
Take a hand warmer.

2727
02:03:44,200 --> 02:03:47,200
You're over here freezing like a little hoe.

2728
02:03:47,200 --> 02:03:52,200
He felt bad because despite his intentions, Sakamoto earnestly just wanted to play.

2729
02:03:52,200 --> 02:03:55,200
And even though he even thought about his well being.

2730
02:03:55,200 --> 02:03:58,200
As he walks home, Fukase approaches him again.

2731
02:03:58,200 --> 02:04:00,200
And kind of apologizes a little bit.

2732
02:04:00,200 --> 02:04:02,200
I'm sorry.

2733
02:04:02,200 --> 02:04:03,200
Episode 11 part 2.

2734
02:04:03,200 --> 02:04:06,200
1-2 memories. So the school's memories.

2735
02:04:06,200 --> 02:04:08,200
Yeah, for the little classroom.

2736
02:04:08,200 --> 02:04:14,200
Class 1-2 reminisces about their memories throughout the year by looking at the pictures taken by Megumi.

2737
02:04:14,200 --> 02:04:16,200
Especially Sakamoto's pictures.

2738
02:04:16,200 --> 02:04:18,200
Because they're focusing on him again.

2739
02:04:18,200 --> 02:04:22,200
Notable events including the day Sakamoto made umbrella arrangements.

2740
02:04:22,200 --> 02:04:25,200
Marathon race day and the day that they went to the beach.

2741
02:04:25,200 --> 02:04:27,200
Hayabusa and the other delinquents have a meeting.

2742
02:04:27,200 --> 02:04:33,200
And he tells them that Fukase is not going to graduate again that year.

2743
02:04:33,200 --> 02:04:34,200
Again?

2744
02:04:34,200 --> 02:04:36,200
That one guy won't leave?

2745
02:04:36,200 --> 02:04:37,200
The old delinquent.

2746
02:04:37,200 --> 02:04:38,200
Sack of bricks.

2747
02:04:38,200 --> 02:04:39,200
Ain't gonna graduate again.

2748
02:04:39,200 --> 02:04:41,200
Again? Geez, how many times has he failed school?

2749
02:04:41,200 --> 02:04:42,200
Multiple times.

2750
02:04:42,200 --> 02:04:44,200
Jesus, just let him go.

2751
02:04:44,200 --> 02:04:49,200
So Mario and Kinnikan, they point out that Achan is acting weird lately.

2752
02:04:49,200 --> 02:04:56,200
And a lone Achan holding one of the pictures gets approached again by Fukase who persuades him to burn the picture.

2753
02:04:56,200 --> 02:04:59,200
Alongside all his attachments to Sakamoto.

2754
02:04:59,200 --> 02:05:05,200
In the epilogue during the graduation ceremony, Achan walks towards Sakamoto giving him the farewell speech on the stage.

2755
02:05:05,200 --> 02:05:11,200
Telling him to disappear with a metal bat in his right hand.

2756
02:05:11,200 --> 02:05:12,200
Episode 12.

2757
02:05:12,200 --> 02:05:15,200
Last episode.

2758
02:05:15,200 --> 02:05:16,200
Well, technically.

2759
02:05:16,200 --> 02:05:18,200
Last episode.

2760
02:05:18,200 --> 02:05:20,200
It's called So Long Sakamoto-kun.

2761
02:05:20,200 --> 02:05:21,200
Okay.

2762
02:05:21,200 --> 02:05:33,200
So picking up from the previous episode, Fukase converses with Atsushi who persuades him to eliminate Sakamoto by burning the pictures and his admiration of him.

2763
02:05:33,200 --> 02:05:40,200
At the graduation ceremony, Sakamoto initiates the graduation speech by presenting a volleyball he retrieved from above.

2764
02:05:40,200 --> 02:05:43,200
As he speaks to the crowd, Achan approaches Sakamoto with a metal baseball bat.

2765
02:05:43,200 --> 02:05:45,200
So this is where we left off in the last episode.

2766
02:05:45,200 --> 02:05:46,200
Okay.

2767
02:05:46,200 --> 02:05:56,200
Achan randomly swings his bat against those who try to interfere in his assault on Sakamoto and Fukase stops the teachers from being able to help.

2768
02:05:56,200 --> 02:06:05,200
With the crowd shocked and thinking it is part of his presentation, Sakamoto extends his speech as he evades Achan's attacks until he reaches the rafters.

2769
02:06:05,200 --> 02:06:06,200
So.

2770
02:06:06,200 --> 02:06:09,200
Having some fucking duel.

2771
02:06:09,200 --> 02:06:11,200
Yeah.

2772
02:06:11,200 --> 02:06:18,200
So Sakamoto's giving the speech like where he's like, life will come at you fast and the bat comes and almost hits him.

2773
02:06:18,200 --> 02:06:19,200
Like it's swinging on him.

2774
02:06:19,200 --> 02:06:21,200
Pretty much.

2775
02:06:21,200 --> 02:06:25,200
So Achan swings his bat again but slips down and Sakamoto quickly grabs his hand.

2776
02:06:25,200 --> 02:06:32,200
However, Achan swings his bat to Sakamoto's hand and berates him at looking down on his personality.

2777
02:06:32,200 --> 02:06:42,200
A wounded Sakamoto improvises his speech and tells everyone, including Achan, about believing in friends while he's got his hand is like.

2778
02:06:42,200 --> 02:06:43,200
The entire time.

2779
02:06:43,200 --> 02:06:49,200
Achan slips his hand and Sakamoto still catches him, proving that Sakamoto has a deep care for his friends.

2780
02:06:49,200 --> 02:06:54,200
The crowd is delighted to give Sakamoto a standing ovation because they thought this was all part of the speech thing.

2781
02:06:54,200 --> 02:06:57,200
Achan surrenders while Habusa's group arrive.

2782
02:06:57,200 --> 02:07:03,200
Sakamoto heads to the clinic to tend to his wounds and talks with Fukase for the first time.

2783
02:07:03,200 --> 02:07:13,200
Fukase compares life after high school as a deep ocean while Sakamoto, filled with hope, says that he will swim through the deep ocean and find new opportunities.

2784
02:07:13,200 --> 02:07:16,200
That's the whole reason that this dude Fukase doesn't want to graduate.

2785
02:07:16,200 --> 02:07:19,200
He's scared of what happens after school.

2786
02:07:19,200 --> 02:07:22,200
So he does this delinquent shit that way he doesn't want to graduate.

2787
02:07:22,200 --> 02:07:23,200
That's stupid.

2788
02:07:23,200 --> 02:07:24,200
Yes, I agree.

2789
02:07:24,200 --> 02:07:27,200
Be like a 25 year old with a bunch of 16 years old.

2790
02:07:27,200 --> 02:07:28,200
Fucking weird.

2791
02:07:28,200 --> 02:07:33,200
So Habusa with hope says that he will also swim through that deep ocean to find new opportunities.

2792
02:07:33,200 --> 02:07:41,200
Determined to put an end to Fukase waits outside while Sakamoto approaches him and suggests a nonviolent way to eliminate Fukase.

2793
02:07:41,200 --> 02:07:47,200
As the graduates march with Fukase looking on, Habusa and his group enter and congratulate Fukase.

2794
02:07:47,200 --> 02:07:52,200
With the help of Sakamoto, Fukase is thrown out during the graduation ceremony.

2795
02:07:52,200 --> 02:08:01,200
Kubota narrates the after-money of the ceremony, which Achan was unpunished, believing that he was part of Sakamoto's presentation.

2796
02:08:01,200 --> 02:08:07,200
Fukase is seen on a beach holding a surfboard and a rumor about Sakamoto leaving was found out to be true.

2797
02:08:07,200 --> 02:08:14,200
Sakamoto was selected by a space administration in America and he will pursue his studies to become an astronaut.

2798
02:08:14,200 --> 02:08:17,200
That's what's going to happen to Sakamoto.

2799
02:08:17,200 --> 02:08:18,200
Okay.

2800
02:08:18,200 --> 02:08:29,200
The class 1-2 class bid farewell to Sakamoto by means of pie throwing, which Sakamoto easily dodges as he leaves the classroom and holds a single pie in his hand.

2801
02:08:29,200 --> 02:08:32,200
Habusa also bids goodbye to Sakamoto.

2802
02:08:32,200 --> 02:08:41,200
At the school gate with Kukada guarding it, Sakamoto approaches with smothered pie on his face because he doesn't tell himself to say,

2803
02:08:41,200 --> 02:08:44,200
Y'all couldn't hit me, but fine.

2804
02:08:44,200 --> 02:08:52,200
He is asked who he is as his face is covered by pie and he simply says, he is Sakamoto.

2805
02:08:52,200 --> 02:09:02,200
And then we have an ending episode 13 that's not really an episode, but it's like an overview episode called, Haven't You Heard? I'm Sakamoto, the Movie.

2806
02:09:02,200 --> 02:09:10,200
So following Sakamoto's departure, the students come up with different ideas for making a Haven't You Heard? I'm Sakamoto movie.

2807
02:09:10,200 --> 02:09:21,200
Later, upon finding photographic evidence of Sakamoto being in America, the students try to imagine what he is up to, ranging from training to be an astronaut to being a student at a Martian high school.

2808
02:09:21,200 --> 02:09:31,200
Meanwhile, in America, Sakamoto was enlisted as a shuttle pilot and has been able to overcome a leakage in the fuel tank, therefore successfully bringing the shuttle back on course.

2809
02:09:31,200 --> 02:09:34,200
That's what would supposedly really happen.

2810
02:09:34,200 --> 02:09:35,200
He became an astronaut.

2811
02:09:35,200 --> 02:09:38,200
So he's an astronaut. It's a random choice for him, I guess.

2812
02:09:38,200 --> 02:09:41,200
But there's also a lot of dark theories about this anime.

2813
02:09:41,200 --> 02:09:42,200
What?

2814
02:09:42,200 --> 02:09:44,200
Yeah, there are dark theories, obviously.

2815
02:09:44,200 --> 02:09:45,200
But one of them...

2816
02:09:45,200 --> 02:09:46,200
Was it a serial killer?

2817
02:09:46,200 --> 02:09:58,200
No, a lot of them say that he was basically dying of cancer, so he lived his last year as best he could and then he passed away.

2818
02:09:58,200 --> 02:09:59,200
Ouch.

2819
02:09:59,200 --> 02:10:02,200
Yeah. Like a lot of dark theories like that.

2820
02:10:02,200 --> 02:10:05,200
But those are the two stories that we have, or the two...

2821
02:10:05,200 --> 02:10:07,200
Dark-ass Rugrats theories.

2822
02:10:07,200 --> 02:10:09,200
There's a lot of those.

2823
02:10:09,200 --> 02:10:10,200
Some real dark ones.

2824
02:10:10,200 --> 02:10:12,200
Like really dark.

2825
02:10:12,200 --> 02:10:15,200
About the family being dead.

2826
02:10:15,200 --> 02:10:19,200
Or like the kid dying in childbirth and the dad just imagines everything.

2827
02:10:19,200 --> 02:10:20,200
Yeah.

2828
02:10:20,200 --> 02:10:25,200
Some weird ones. I was like, God, Dave, this is a Rugrats show, please.

2829
02:10:25,200 --> 02:10:28,200
Well, those are the two deep dives that I got today. Ready for some Reddit?

2830
02:10:28,200 --> 02:10:29,200
Yes.

2831
02:10:29,200 --> 02:10:32,200
Let's see what kind of stupidity we have today.

2832
02:10:32,200 --> 02:10:35,200
Don't you know? I'm Sakamoto.

2833
02:10:35,200 --> 02:10:38,200
You might like it if you've actually seen the anime, though.

2834
02:10:38,200 --> 02:10:41,200
It's kind of like you didn't think that you would like Miss Caretaker.

2835
02:10:41,200 --> 02:10:43,200
I knew 100% I would like it.

2836
02:10:43,200 --> 02:10:45,200
Just a boos-a-ba-boom.

2837
02:10:45,200 --> 02:10:47,200
Fucking titties are hers.

2838
02:10:47,200 --> 02:10:49,200
And then she goes to go hug people and it's like...

2839
02:10:49,200 --> 02:10:52,200
You know what the best thing about it is that they're proportionally realistic.

2840
02:10:52,200 --> 02:10:53,200
Sad enough, yes.

2841
02:10:53,200 --> 02:10:57,200
Instead of being ridiculously overdeveloped.

2842
02:10:57,200 --> 02:10:58,200
Right.

2843
02:10:58,200 --> 02:10:59,200
They fit her body type.

2844
02:10:59,200 --> 02:11:02,200
Yes. But they are gigantic.

2845
02:11:02,200 --> 02:11:04,200
Like how big?

2846
02:11:04,200 --> 02:11:06,200
They're like that in nature.

2847
02:11:06,200 --> 02:11:09,200
How far have you gotten into the series?

2848
02:11:09,200 --> 02:11:14,200
I stopped jacking off after the first episode.

2849
02:11:14,200 --> 02:11:16,200
Because she has a sister in the later episodes, remember?

2850
02:11:16,200 --> 02:11:18,200
Do you have some big old titties too?

2851
02:11:18,200 --> 02:11:19,200
Nice.

2852
02:11:19,200 --> 02:11:20,200
Is it Roads of the Family?

2853
02:11:20,200 --> 02:11:22,200
Yes, it is.

2854
02:11:22,200 --> 02:11:30,200
What did you think of the part, whenever you seen that, she's like, oh, you're normal size for your age.

2855
02:11:30,200 --> 02:11:31,200
I haven't seen that part yet.

2856
02:11:31,200 --> 02:11:32,200
You haven't seen that part?

2857
02:11:32,200 --> 02:11:38,200
I think I only saw the first 10 minutes and then after I was like, oh, we're ready for our recording today.

2858
02:11:38,200 --> 02:11:40,200
I was watching it today.

2859
02:11:40,200 --> 02:11:42,200
Today?

2860
02:11:42,200 --> 02:11:45,200
I think I really do think Diddle did it.

2861
02:11:45,200 --> 02:11:47,200
Diddle did it?

2862
02:11:47,200 --> 02:11:49,200
Diddle did it.

2863
02:11:49,200 --> 02:11:54,200
Diddle did it.

2864
02:11:54,200 --> 02:11:55,200
All right.

2865
02:11:55,200 --> 02:11:56,200
We will see you guys next week.

2866
02:11:56,200 --> 02:12:09,200
Adios.