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Hello and welcome back to the podcast.

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I'm Michael.

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I'm Noe.

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And we are the Knights of Entertainment, a podcast covering your favorite and unknown

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movies, games, comic books, anime, and more weekly.

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We appreciate you being here and hope you enjoy the show.

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Let's go ahead and get into it.

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All right, guys.

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Welcome back to Cozy Knights, episode 12.

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Let's start with the new titled, The Odd News Report, which is now where I find the randomest,

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weirdest, most bizarre news stories throughout the week.

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Although I try to find.

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Sometimes it's a real slow news week.

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Yeah.

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Sometimes, well, I don't want to cover any serious news.

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There's a lot of weird stuff going on, like wars with Iraq, Iran, and Israel.

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But we don't want to go into the World War III memes.

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No, we just want to cover, you know, stuff to keep us, you know, happy and stuff that's

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lighthearted.

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Something to take your mind off of it.

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Right.

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Something to take your mind off of the troubles of the world.

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If I can, I'll take all your sins for you is what I'm saying.

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I'm a sin eater.

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I thought you were going the other way.

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Oh, Jesus.

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I'm not delusional.

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So we start The Odd News Report is the title for this segment with the only news story

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I can find today because I've been racked my brain trying to figure out what stories

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would be interesting.

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And this involves this poor Japanese man.

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That's every story started with a poor Japanese man.

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Every sad story started with a poor Japanese man.

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It truly is.

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And so this, I read this today, but it was posted yesterday on IGN.

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This 36 year old Japanese man was arrested April 9th for illegally modifying save data

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for Pokemon Violet.

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So they threw him in jail, they're going to throw him in jail because he just augmented

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some save data to a video game, which is illegal in the end.

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I guess I forgot what the actual crime is considered.

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But basically what he was doing was he would take orders, custom orders for rare Pokemon,

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and he would just change like their move set or unlock stuff for him or just random little

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stuff.

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Which would have no impact on anybody at all.

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I guess it does.

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He was making like $84 on something or like he was, he had a deal.

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He had a little deal going on like a $30 for six Pokemon he would change for people, 30

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bucks.

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And they slapped him with five years in prison.

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This is the charge he would get.

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And or $32,000, 32 grand, 32, I can't even say it.

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32, 600 in fine, which is like 5 million yen.

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So he was just a little side hustle that he was trying to do.

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It would be like if I went on like some internet site and I was like, hey, you want me to catch,

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here's what I'll do for you guys.

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I will play Pokemon Blue three times for you.

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I will get Bulbasaur, Charmander, and Squirtle.

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I will move them to a separate cartridge.

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And then I would move them back to your original cartridge.

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That means you get all three at the same time at the beginning of the game.

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And then I charge like 30 bucks.

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And then I go to jail for 50 years.

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It's like what?

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Nintendo.

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I guess it's because of the modifying part where he actually goes in and changes game

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data.

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Yeah, but people do that with Skyrim.

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People do that with...

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I guess Nintendo does not like Mons.

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They don't like anything.

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They don't fucking play.

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They don't even like their fans.

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They don't want you playing our games anyway.

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So you can leave today.

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Well, have you ever seen that other game that has almost the same style as Pokemon?

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It's like Monster Go or something like that.

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Or that new one that came out?

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The Pokemon Slayer, which is the Never R?

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No, everybody...

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Nintendo can't go after them.

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Nintendo can't go after them.

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I think Nintendo's going after them.

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It's not going to go after everybody.

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I'm surprised Nintendo didn't go after fucking Digimon.

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No kidding, man.

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They go after...

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I mean, to be fair, the anime or the manga existed for Digimon before Pokemon.

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There wasn't even Digimon or Pokemon manga because it was the game, I think, then the

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show and then the manga.

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Digimon is based off of a Tamagotchi.

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Then freaking manga was dark as hell.

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There was one issue where there was a very rare old haunter.

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He had escaped or got out of somewhere and he was just going around town just killing

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all sorts of people in Pokemon.

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And I'm like, this is Pokemon?

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I don't know if you guys know what the story is, if you guys could enlighten us in the

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comments.

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But yeah, there was this ancient haunter, a second Gastly, I guess, an evolved Gastly,

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not a Gengar yet.

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And he was just evil and he was just going around this town and just literally just killing

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people in Pokemon.

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Yeah.

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And Ash Ketchum gets there and he's like, oh my God, Pikachu, I ain't going out there

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fighting that...

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It was so weird.

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But in the anime, it's got that...

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I think it's like the same part, like the same section, like with Sabrina, the gym for

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Sabrina.

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I think that's where it's...

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What?

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I'm confused.

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You don't remember Sabrina the Psychic?

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No.

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The one where she had the Alakazam?

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Goddamn Alakazam.

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You know, I can never catch one of those God dang things.

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Well, the Abras, right?

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It was the first one.

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They always fucking run.

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They teleport immediately.

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Oh, that dart.

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I think it was just the same one.

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I just hit my whole point.

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Did we get bumped into the same one?

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Pokemon was such a small yet really fun game.

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Like Pokemon Blue, when it came out, man.

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I remember the first day I got it, I played it so much and I got such motion too that I

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threw up into a trash can.

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I went back to playing.

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I don't remember why I threw up.

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I just did.

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And after Pokemon Gold, Silver, and Crystal, I quit.

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Gold, Silver, and Crystal?

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Crystal's the one that had Suikun on the front.

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That blue one?

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Yeah.

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I remember that.

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You know what happened?

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My Snorlax beat the shit out of it.

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Because I had used Rage, or it was one of those attacks that if it keeps hitting, it

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would just keep attacking without you being able to input him to do a different move.

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So he just beat the hell out of Suikun.

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I'm talking about beat it to death because I couldn't even capture it.

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It had just gotten low enough, right?

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And I was like, oh, fucking give me this Pokemon.

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He's like, fuck that shit.

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And he started stomping on him.

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Or I don't know what Suikun was.

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And I never captured it.

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I killed it.

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It's the story of my life.

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Yeah.

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And then Gold and Silver, you had Hello, or Lugia.

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And after that, then they started going into some crazy shit.

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I've even played Pokemon Go.

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And they've started adding all the recent Pokemon to it.

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So there's way too many.

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Pokemon Go.

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It still exists.

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Yeah, I'm a seer.

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Give me some exercise.

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I play it once a week.

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I play it once a week when I'm bored.

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But they've started adding all these new, from the recent series, into it as well.

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And it's like, what the fuck is that?

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The fuck is that one?

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It gets worse and worse.

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It's like, you made a Pokemon out of trash.

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It's just that it's, because at first it's like a general fan base, right?

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And we're like, oh, this is a great game.

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Oh, this is great.

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All this.

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And they all know the evolution stage.

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They all know the base Pokemon.

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They know everything.

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I still know all the evolution.

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Like 101 or whatever it was.

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150.

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It was 150?

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I think Mew was 151.

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Oh.

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Was it Mew?

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Mew was?

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Or Mew 2?

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Mew.

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Interesting.

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I'm pretty sure Mew was one number after.

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You know, I had one of those cartridges that had Mew in it.

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Oh, really?

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Yeah, me and my friend called Mew.

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And he wouldn't give it back to me, that dirty bastard.

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And yeah, but then like it just evolves because it has to evolve.

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They keep the fan base that's diehard interested.

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If not, then you know, that's why Yu-Gi-Oh!

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is so goddamn complicated now.

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Yeah, it really is.

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You need to know like a master's degree in trigonometry to even figure out what the hell

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is going on.

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And a bachelor's degree in English composition and reading comprehension, because I don't

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know what the fuck they're talking about half the time.

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Well, it's gotten to the point now where you can play like two cards at the beginning of

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a game and you got the other person.

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It's like almost playing chess at this point where it's like, oh, you win.

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Pace it.

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Oh yeah, like he opens with a certain card and the other guy just concedes.

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Because they know, oh there it is.

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I know he's going to play the Fibonacci Sequence 7.

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He puts his hand over his, he does that famous, he puts his hand over his deck, meeting defeated.

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Oh, it takes you the one card.

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Yeah, he puts one card down and then the guy sits there for fucking 25 minutes and then

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he pulls his hand up to shake his hand because he lost.

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I'm like, what the fuck?

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What happened?

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I'm just stupid enough to keep going.

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I bet you won't figure out what I'm going to do.

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I'll do some shit that I didn't expect at all.

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But you couldn't do that with the older sets, like the original, like the Legend of the

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Blue Eyes all the way up through.

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You can be strategic, but not like to the level now.

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You could be strategic, but you didn't, playing one card at the beginning.

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Oh yeah, it doesn't completely lock the whole game into one flow.

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Or like it's like, like with now anyway, we're being hyperbolic obviously, but you know,

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you play a couple of moves and it's like, oh, I can't beat that.

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I don't have anything on the deck that can win.

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I got these two fucking hands though.

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He starts swinging on me.

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What has never been a fist fight?

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It probably has been a fist fight at Yu-Gi-Oh tournament.

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I don't know, we are talking about nerds like ourselves and generally they're not going

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to get into a big old fist fight.

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It'd be funny to watch.

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I'm the fastest gun in the West.

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Guys, pull out my slingshot.

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I remember one time I saw this video of this guy who was, he was actively protesting the

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fact that there was no limit to Yu-Gi-Oh card deck number.

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And he brought out like a thousand card deck that took like him and his friend to carry

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air.

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God dang.

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Good luck finding whatever card you need to win.

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Yeah.

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Even the harder the cards can help you then.

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Imagine just putting up a thousand card decks straight up.

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Isn't there still no limit?

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I guess not.

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I mean, to be fair, you wouldn't want too big of a deck just due to the fact that trying

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to get the card you want.

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Right.

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I think I always went with it because I think what 40 is the minimum that you're supposed

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to have.

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I went with 666 cards.

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Maybe you lost one.

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They're the devil's deck.

257
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That would be funny to come in with that though.

258
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All I ever got was traps and spells.

259
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It's like shuffle that bitch.

260
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I got traps and spells.

261
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I couldn't find my monsters anywhere.

262
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No, no.

263
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In a 666 deck I had six monsters.

264
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With six pieces of Exo?

265
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Yeah.

266
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I'm like, God dang.

267
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Three pots of greed.

268
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I have 52 pots of greed.

269
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I stole my pot of greed.

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Defense mode.

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If it was a Yugi anime, you could.

272
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You could do the randomest shit.

273
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I never understood Yugi anime.

274
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You know what finally sold me on the fact that it was bullshit?

275
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Because at first I thought, okay, maybe you can do this stuff in the game, right?

276
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There's like whatever's the actual limit or like a set of rules, but they're like ambiguous.

277
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Right.

278
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And when I knew that it was bullshit when he fucking destroyed the moon and it emptied

279
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out the ocean and all the guys, water monsters were like on dry land and they all got zero

280
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attack points.

281
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I'm like, what the Yugi?

282
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What the fuck are you talking about?

283
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What about the Castle of Darkness?

284
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Do you remember that episode?

285
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No.

286
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With what was his name?

287
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Panic, I think?

288
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Where he's got the launch turtle and he puts Curse of Dragon on the back of it and launches

289
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the fucking Curse of Dragon at the Castle of Darkness and destroys the floating ring

290
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that's around it and makes it fall.

291
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Oh my God.

292
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What the fuck bullshit are they making up?

293
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It destroys all the fiend monsters that are on the field.

294
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Well huh.

295
00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:48,280
It's like I had a friend that tried doing that.

296
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And he's like, what the hell are you talking about?

297
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I won so many cards in that kid.

298
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Oh, that's a good kid.

299
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He didn't know the rules and he kept doing stupid shit.

300
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It's like, okay, well I'll do this then.

301
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I had a, they were a little younger than me, but they all, they never played with actual

302
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rules.

303
00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:10,400
So they had like fucking level sevens, like the stars, right?

304
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And they didn't have any, they didn't have the Tributor and they just dropped them down

305
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with a 4,000 attack points.

306
00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:17,560
Like, well yeah, of course you're going to fucking win.

307
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But then when you play them like an actual straight rule and force game, they were fucking

308
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absolute trash.

309
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That's the way it always was.

310
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Everybody always used to go to the flea market and buy cards singly from the old lady instead

311
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of selling them.

312
00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:35,000
She's got all five of the Zodiac cards.

313
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She had no idea they're five cents each.

314
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Ten cents?

315
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The son comes running out after he, cause he slept late to help her at the flea market.

316
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,240
Like, no.

317
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Do you remember the bootleg cards?

318
00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:46,720
No.

319
00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:49,600
Um, I still have some of them just for the nostalgia of it.

320
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What do they look like?

321
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:51,600
Bad.

322
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Like you're getting a 10 on them?

323
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Oh boy.

324
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I'll have to show them to you sometime, but.

325
00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:56,880
Good lord.

326
00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:57,880
Oh my God.

327
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Like I have a deck of like 50 where it's just, they're not like a deck to use or anything,

328
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but like just a stack of them.

329
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And it's like, they're, they're bad.

330
00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:09,640
I just colored different or like drawn different.

331
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Different names.

332
00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:11,640
Fuck it.

333
00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:12,640
Oh my God.

334
00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:16,760
What like, like dark magicians are like David Copperfield?

335
00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:19,280
Is that why his name is Shadow Magician?

336
00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:20,280
Shadow Magician.

337
00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:21,280
Holy shit.

338
00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:25,280
And then you have Shadow Magician Girl.

339
00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:26,280
Shadow Magician Girl?

340
00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:28,080
Wait, what was her real name?

341
00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:29,080
Dark Magician Girl.

342
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:30,080
Oh, that's even worse.

343
00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:32,520
It's the same thing.

344
00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:34,080
Dark Magician and Dark Magician Girl.

345
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:38,320
You got a slightly tinted blue eyes white dragon.

346
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Blue eyes off white dragon.

347
00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:44,720
No, it's brilliant blue.

348
00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:46,800
Brilliant blue dragon.

349
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:47,800
Brilliant blue dragon.

350
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:48,800
Holy shit.

351
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,320
And then what was it?

352
00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:54,080
Red eyes black dragon was evil black dragon.

353
00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:55,080
Each one.

354
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:58,080
It's looking black in it.

355
00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:01,080
There were so many horrible names on there.

356
00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:07,880
And then when you got into the really confusing ones like the traps and the spells.

357
00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:09,200
Just a horrible name.

358
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:12,720
Just like you said a pot of green it's just barrel of gluttony.

359
00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:14,280
No it did have gluttony in the name.

360
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:15,280
I don't remember what the part.

361
00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:16,280
It's not even in Joker.

362
00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:21,080
Like they changed it so that way they couldn't be sued.

363
00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:22,080
Right.

364
00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:24,760
And the borders on the cards were so fucking thick.

365
00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:25,760
Oh God.

366
00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:28,760
Because the pictures were shrunk.

367
00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:29,760
Huh.

368
00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:35,560
Oh just imagine some of them that had Chinese writing instead of Japanese.

369
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:36,560
What?

370
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:40,360
So I guess you know the origin then.

371
00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:42,280
Some of them Chinese bootleggers.

372
00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:46,240
Or there was some that had Japanese writing and then followed by Chinese character and

373
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then an English word.

374
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,240
It's like what the fuck is this?

375
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,240
That is weird.

376
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,240
That is real weird.

377
00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:54,240
I'll have to show them to you sometime.

378
00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:56,240
Because some of them were just ridiculous.

379
00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:58,520
It's like the hell is this?

380
00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:00,880
Everyone bootlegs for everything.

381
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:01,880
Yeah.

382
00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:09,720
I think I've seen some bootleg Pokemon games that are just absolutely offensive.

383
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:10,720
Well that is it for the news.

384
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,680
We kind of delved off into...

385
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:13,680
Dwelled off?

386
00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:14,680
Dwelled.

387
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:15,680
I'm terrible with the...

388
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:16,680
I guess I got delved.

389
00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:17,680
Yeah delved off.

390
00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:18,680
That sounds, well, swerved.

391
00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:19,680
Swerved into a canyon and died.

392
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:20,680
When did you go kill this?

393
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:21,680
When past that road barrier.

394
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:22,680
I wouldn't like...

395
00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:25,500
Those roads are like say like the

396
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:31,200
Watch out for flying debris like boulders coming down.

397
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:35,760
I would be like I would be zooming through those roads as fast as I could.

398
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:39,600
You don't want to film it and leave it and just go over the edge and now...

399
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:42,080
That was a terrible ending or maybe not.

400
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:43,080
I haven't seen the movie.

401
00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:45,800
Maybe it's a perfect ending for that movie.

402
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:46,800
Them killing each other.

403
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:50,320
And then as you're following they play the song Hello Dark Mist my old friend.

404
00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:51,320
It does?

405
00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:52,320
No I said this with a U.

406
00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:54,500
Oh hello dark mist my old friend.

407
00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:55,500
From Simon and Garfunkel.

408
00:16:55,500 --> 00:17:00,440
Sound of silence or no is that sound of silence?

409
00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:01,920
I don't know.

410
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:02,920
Yes.

411
00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:03,920
Music man.

412
00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:04,920
It is.

413
00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:05,920
The music man.

414
00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:06,920
The unknown.

415
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:13,720
Okay I haven't heard much about the Willy Wonka stuff after that.

416
00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:14,720
You know.

417
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:15,720
It shut down.

418
00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:18,160
No you don't hear anything else anymore.

419
00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:20,160
Alright so that's it for the odd news report.

420
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:26,440
We move on to a new titled the nightly kitchen chronicle where we cover basically the history

421
00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:28,120
and lore of food and drink.

422
00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:32,640
Which is always a lot more fun than just recipes that we can't because it's a comedy podcast.

423
00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:33,960
You can't really see us cook anything.

424
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,880
There's no reason for recipes.

425
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:36,880
Yet.

426
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:37,880
Yet.

427
00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:38,880
Yet yes.

428
00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:39,880
We will be burning houses down.

429
00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:40,880
Eventually.

430
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:42,720
Those are horrible cooking abilities especially mine.

431
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:44,720
Hey I got some ability.

432
00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:46,920
They should just put me.

433
00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:51,720
All we should do on the show is have me actually make something and then just watch how horrible

434
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:52,720
it goes.

435
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:56,440
Like I just come out with a brownie.

436
00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:57,440
It's like a brick.

437
00:17:57,440 --> 00:18:03,000
You're all in the back just pulling my hair out saying no.

438
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,000
So I found out.

439
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:07,760
By the way you know the most expensive coffee in the world?

440
00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:08,760
Yes.

441
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:11,760
Kahlúa or something like that.

442
00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:12,760
Yeah.

443
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,200
With goats eat it and then shit it out.

444
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,680
No these little creatures eat it.

445
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:17,680
Yeah.

446
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:18,680
They look like.

447
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:19,680
I kid you not.

448
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:20,680
They look like little.

449
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:21,680
They look like raccoons that are like in shape.

450
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:24,080
But you know how raccoons are really round.

451
00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:25,080
Yeah.

452
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:26,080
These raccoons are like slimmer.

453
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:29,840
They look like they look like exactly like raccoons and they just eat them.

454
00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:30,840
They eat them.

455
00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:34,920
They shit them out and I never understood the origin of some food.

456
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:35,920
Yeah.

457
00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:38,280
It's like okay you watch this animal shit this out.

458
00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:39,280
Yeah.

459
00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:40,280
Right.

460
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:41,280
And then you decided.

461
00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:42,280
You decided to grind it up a little bit more.

462
00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:43,280
Yeah.

463
00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:44,280
And then make it into a coffee.

464
00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:45,280
Yes.

465
00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:48,200
And then you can't even believe coffee in the world for some fucking reason.

466
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:51,080
Like hey you want some shit to drink?

467
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,920
You got literal brown water.

468
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:54,920
And it's like it's.

469
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:57,680
That's why it's so fascinating about the origin of food.

470
00:18:57,680 --> 00:18:58,680
Yeah.

471
00:18:58,680 --> 00:18:59,720
It's like who decided.

472
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:04,720
My best guess is maybe someone found the creature.

473
00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:05,720
They were hungry.

474
00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:08,320
They hunted it and it was still in their system.

475
00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:12,080
And maybe like when they made some soup or something with it, it tasted a little bit

476
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:13,700
you know like and that's how it like kind of.

477
00:19:13,700 --> 00:19:17,040
But how it got to them having to actually watch them take a dump out of it.

478
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:18,040
You know what I mean?

479
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:19,040
I don't know.

480
00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:22,720
You know how it builds into that.

481
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:25,040
So I know that those are not the only animals that they do that with.

482
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,960
They do it with goats and I think elephants.

483
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:28,560
It's a lot of coffee.

484
00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:33,040
It's a healthy fucking mountain of coffee.

485
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:36,400
Well there's your money right there.

486
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:37,400
Good Lord.

487
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,520
Just a dump of coffee huh?

488
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:40,520
Yeah.

489
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:44,200
There's a tribe in I don't remember where.

490
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:47,320
It's somewhere in Africa where they have elephants.

491
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:50,040
But they get the shit and just drink the water.

492
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:51,040
It's like.

493
00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:53,240
They drink the water?

494
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:54,640
From the shit.

495
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:55,640
Why?

496
00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:57,600
They have water.

497
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,120
They can't purify it?

498
00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:00,120
They can't take step two?

499
00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:01,120
It's wrong.

500
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:04,120
Go from one to seven huh?

501
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,680
One to eleven.

502
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:08,120
I'm so fucking thirsty.

503
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:09,440
I don't care if it's full of shit.

504
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:10,440
Blah blah blah.

505
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:11,440
Yep.

506
00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:12,440
Come on now.

507
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:13,440
You get dysentery.

508
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:14,440
You get.

509
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:17,440
Obviously it's not something that's done everywhere in this region.

510
00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:18,440
But it's like.

511
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:19,440
Just one person.

512
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:20,440
It's like.

513
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:21,440
You look at that one person.

514
00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:22,440
It's like.

515
00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:23,440
Did you just fucking drink shit water?

516
00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:24,440
He's like no.

517
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:25,440
It's like dribbling down his chin.

518
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:26,440
No.

519
00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:27,440
No.

520
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:29,440
By that one guy that everyone knows.

521
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:30,440
God dang it Daniel.

522
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:31,440
Oh God.

523
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:34,280
Here comes shit breath again.

524
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:37,280
Probably yeah.

525
00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:39,560
I like you know like cultures are universal.

526
00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:41,440
Like they might not seem like it sometimes.

527
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:42,440
But they are.

528
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:44,000
Every culture is going to look at somebody weird like that.

529
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,000
It's like.

530
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,000
The fuck did you drink that?

531
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,000
Amazing.

532
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000
Yeah like what the fuck were you thinking?

533
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,000
Weird.

534
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,000
Anyway so.

535
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:55,040
That just what was fascinating about the.

536
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:56,760
That's the most expensive coffee.

537
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:58,960
It's not something that's made like in the hills of the Himalayas.

538
00:20:58,960 --> 00:20:59,960
No.

539
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,720
It's something that gets shit out by an animal.

540
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:04,240
Do you know the only reason I even know about that coffee?

541
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:05,240
You trying?

542
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:06,240
M&M.

543
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:07,240
A rapper of the community?

544
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:08,240
Yeah.

545
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:09,240
The rapper.

546
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:11,680
Is one of the bars in one of his raps.

547
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:12,680
Hmm.

548
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:13,680
Yeah.

549
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:14,680
Cause I had to look it up.

550
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:17,200
I was like what the fuck did he say?

551
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:18,200
What is he?

552
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:19,200
What was the rap for?

553
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:21,200
What was the barb for?

554
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:24,320
I'd have to look it up.

555
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:28,200
Let's see here.

556
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:32,960
Cause it was off of that kamikaze album.

557
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:37,400
The one where he was going after everybody.

558
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:40,640
Another day I'm an old man riot and I know I'm going to die in the next few weeks.

559
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:43,880
I'm going to go after everybody and then I just die an old man.

560
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:44,880
Happy as hell.

561
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:48,880
Give it a second everybody.

562
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:52,880
We're doing some quick research.

563
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:58,240
Cause what's the name of the.

564
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:00,840
Like how do you spell that?

565
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:01,840
The coffee thing?

566
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:02,840
Yeah.

567
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:03,840
C-O-F-F-E.

568
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:06,840
C. You know what I mean.

569
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,520
I know exactly what you mean.

570
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:11,520
You know what I mean.

571
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:12,520
Is it K-A-H-L-U-A?

572
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:13,520
I don't know.

573
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:15,600
I have no idea.

574
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:19,280
I didn't write it down.

575
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:23,400
I think it's K-O-W at least.

576
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:26,400
Maybe.

577
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:29,400
Uh.

578
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:34,400
No luck.

579
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:40,120
We can come around for the next episode.

580
00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:41,120
Oh, Venom.

581
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:42,120
Venom?

582
00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:43,120
Yeah.

583
00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:46,120
That's what it was for.

584
00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:49,120
Well, Venom.

585
00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:50,120
Got lemons.

586
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,120
Got lemons?

587
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,120
Uh, we'll see.

588
00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:55,120
You can go ahead then.

589
00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:56,120
All right.

590
00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:57,120
So anyway.

591
00:22:57,120 --> 00:23:07,360
Uh, as I stated a while back, there was, I thought 30,000 variations of apples.

592
00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:08,360
Yes.

593
00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:09,360
Uh, there probably still is.

594
00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:13,680
Uh, but I was looking on Wikipedia for like a list of them, right?

595
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:15,240
Or anywhere really for a list of them.

596
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:21,560
And I came across something called the list of apple cultivars or cultivars on Wikipedia,

597
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:28,120
which has the listing of like 1500, I guess, variations of apple that have been cultivated.

598
00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:32,640
Or like, I guess like the actual, like the, the genesis of it, the very beginning of it

599
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:36,520
that can be branched off and anything, if you like combine the seeds or whatever.

600
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:38,800
So I'm going to cover all 1500 today.

601
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:41,800
No, no, I'm not going to do all 1500.

602
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:44,680
He's like, let's begin.

603
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:47,400
I got, I got the first seven on here.

604
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:49,720
They're all apple types.

605
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:53,840
And uh, I didn't know that apple is somewhere for cooking and somewhere for eating.

606
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:55,320
Just like Granny Smith's are for baking.

607
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:59,640
It reminded the time that I took a whole like spoonful of Coca.

608
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:03,800
And it was the bitterest thing.

609
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:11,760
Kind of like the mistake I made when I ate sour bread, sour dough bread with peanut butter

610
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:12,760
and jelly.

611
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,080
I told my dad about that.

612
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:15,080
He's like, what?

613
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:23,080
He's like sour, he loves his, he loves peanut butter and honey sandwiches.

614
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:26,440
He's like, yeah, I don't doubt it.

615
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:30,320
I was like, I was the dumbest ever reading adding a sour element.

616
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:31,320
It did not.

617
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:36,160
So sometimes like if you got a little salty, your chocolate milk is supposed to like heighten

618
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:37,160
the flavor.

619
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:39,720
They didn't do it for peanut butter and jelly.

620
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,840
All right.

621
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:42,840
So let's see.

622
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:43,840
We got seven apples here.

623
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:45,800
I have 1500.

624
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:46,800
Might as well get started.

625
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:50,200
It's probably a continual list from now on until we're done.

626
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:53,240
So number one is the Abodanza.

627
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:57,840
It was created in, cultivated in Italy in 1896.

628
00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:59,640
These apples are old by the way.

629
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:02,960
And it's mostly for cooking or just really for cooking.

630
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,120
Number two is the Abram.

631
00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:06,120
It was in the United States in the 1850s.

632
00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:11,360
It's a small apple with red flush, white tangerine and subacetic.

633
00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:12,360
It's for eating.

634
00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:18,640
I also found out that they have the same type of explanation for apples as they do for us.

635
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:21,400
You got the skin is the outer shell and the inside is called flesh.

636
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:22,400
So they're saying flesh.

637
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:23,620
I'm like flesh for what?

638
00:25:23,620 --> 00:25:26,360
What flesh?

639
00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:27,920
So number three is the Acheson.

640
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:33,840
If I say I'm wrong, I apologize, but you know, I'm not a linguist expert.

641
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:35,840
This was created in Alberta, Canada in 1941.

642
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:38,360
Oh God, the Canadians created one?

643
00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:39,360
Yeah.

644
00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:42,120
Large greenish yellow and it's for eating.

645
00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:47,740
Number four is the Acklem Russet in Yorkshire, created in Yorkshire, England in 1768.

646
00:25:47,740 --> 00:25:49,520
It's a small dessert apple.

647
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:50,520
Dessert apple?

648
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:51,520
Yeah.

649
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:52,520
It's for eating.

650
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:56,320
I thought for it, if it was dessert, it'd be like an apple, like a cooking apple, you

651
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:57,320
know?

652
00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:58,320
Yeah.

653
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:00,440
Number five is the Adams Permain.

654
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:07,840
It was either in Norfolk or here, here forshire, here forshire, England in 1826.

655
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:11,240
It is a dessert apple, pale yellow flesh.

656
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:13,040
So you bite into it, it's like a little pale yellow.

657
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:14,040
Yeah.

658
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,560
Very crisp and it's for eating.

659
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:25,520
Number six is the Adder's Leder Calvin in Saxony, Germany, 1830 to 1840, around that

660
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:27,400
time it was cultivated.

661
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,500
Green with red flush and it's for eating.

662
00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:32,080
So it's like green and then like little red like stripes, I guess.

663
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:33,080
Yeah.

664
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:34,080
I think I've seen those sometimes.

665
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:35,080
Kind of Honeycrisp is kind of like that.

666
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:39,200
Yeah, it's probably, well, Honeycrisp is probably a variation, probably, yeah.

667
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,920
Mostly since he's been around for God knows how long.

668
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:43,740
Yeah, that's true.

669
00:26:43,740 --> 00:26:45,600
Number seven is the Dina.

670
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:49,680
There's no origin for this one, but it was made in Queensland, Australia.

671
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:51,520
It's large and red and it's just for eating.

672
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:52,840
So kind of like a red delicious.

673
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:54,120
Yeah, that's what I thought too.

674
00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:57,240
Like it must've been like one of the variations of red delicious.

675
00:26:57,240 --> 00:27:01,240
Yeah, cause then you have the Honeycrisp, you have the-

676
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,120
I love Honeycrisp.

677
00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:05,440
What's the Japanese one they have?

678
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:06,440
Honeycrisp.

679
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:07,440
I apologize.

680
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:14,960
That's why there's the meme where every time they use like a spell or something like that,

681
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:15,960
it's always in English.

682
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:16,960
What?

683
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:17,960
You never noticed that?

684
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:18,960
So they'd be like full Japanese.

685
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:21,960
I go, what a good time.

686
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:22,960
Yeah, yes.

687
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:32,040
Or whenever you get Asian voice actors that want to like say something in English, like

688
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:37,280
instead of saying rule the world and they say, rule the world.

689
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:42,840
Or like Frankie from One Piece, I was like, super.

690
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:44,520
There's a, I cannot remember the dude's name.

691
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:49,560
There's a Japanese guy on YouTube where he makes fun of the way they get these voice

692
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:53,600
actors where he's like, I know English.

693
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:58,320
You know that he does the whole skit cause he is from Japan and he was apparently, he's

694
00:27:58,320 --> 00:27:59,320
an English teacher.

695
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:02,680
So he understands like how to say actual English words.

696
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:04,720
And he's like, they just get somebody in there.

697
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:06,440
It's like, can you speak English?

698
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:07,440
Yes.

699
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:10,240
I would lie my ass off too for a shot.

700
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:13,120
I'll find it while I'm talking.

701
00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:14,120
I'll show you later.

702
00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:20,720
But it's got like so many different words, words that don't sound the way they should.

703
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:23,160
Just completely off.

704
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaking about Japan, like I didn't know, but they have like, they have like 300 flavors

705
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,040
of Kit Kat bar.

706
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,160
M?

707
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:31,160
Yeah.

708
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:34,240
For not just, uh, not.

709
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:42,280
Like not just, uh, like the, not just like, uh, for like, uh, just regular, like, oh,

710
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:43,280
this is dark chocolate.

711
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:44,280
This is, you know, strawberry.

712
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:50,360
Like they go by, also they go for seasonal and regional flavors that would only originate

713
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:53,280
in a certain like, uh, location.

714
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:55,680
And I'm like 300 of them.

715
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:58,920
So you know, we got to try them all eventually.

716
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:01,240
Every flavor of Kit Kat bar in Japan.

717
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:02,240
Yeah.

718
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:05,200
Uh, so yeah, like some of them, like they just come out once a season.

719
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:08,840
Some, some are just like in a specific region of Japan, like maybe like, uh, some small

720
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:09,840
little province.

721
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:12,880
And I'm like, Jesus, that's a lot of Kit Kat bars.

722
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:13,880
Yeah.

723
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:17,040
I don't know what happened, but Japan just fell in love with the Kit Kat.

724
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:18,320
They really did.

725
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:20,760
They have some really damn good ones though.

726
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:27,840
Uh, here's one example that this guy, his name's Sora the troll, Asian dude from Japan.

727
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:33,720
But, uh, like he's a Japanese anime voice actor pronounces bottle opener.

728
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:36,040
It's bottle opener.

729
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:37,040
Close enough.

730
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:44,600
But I feel like I will use my special ability, but whole open bottle opener.

731
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:51,520
You think anyone's ever patient says, you think, you think, well, well, well, you think

732
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:55,120
you never, you think, yeah.

733
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:59,800
Do you think anyone's ever opened a bottle with their assholes?

734
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:00,800
Yes.

735
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,240
It's not even a question.

736
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:03,240
I know it happened.

737
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:06,360
That shit would fucking hurt.

738
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:10,440
Or instead of a pushy destroyer, a pussy destroyer.

739
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:12,040
That's my nickname too.

740
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:13,040
I wish.

741
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:14,040
Oh man.

742
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:20,480
I wish we had more time because I was going to talk about WrestleMania.

743
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:23,880
The greatest WrestleMania, the greatest WrestleMania of all time.

744
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:25,720
What you got on it?

745
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:26,720
It was amazing.

746
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:28,680
I was rock hard the whole time.

747
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:29,680
For the rocker?

748
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:30,680
No, for everybody.

749
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:35,120
Something about big, growing strong men slapping me.

750
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:37,520
I can't get enough of you.

751
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:41,520
Were you having your fantasies done grabbing you again?

752
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:43,040
I was like, my God.

753
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:45,520
There was this little sleeper hit that I liked.

754
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:50,160
It was a triple threat match between Bobby Lashley and against these other groups that

755
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:51,920
I don't remember anything about them.

756
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:56,960
That the special guest referee was Bubba Ray Dudley, one of the originators of the tag

757
00:30:56,960 --> 00:31:04,680
team Golden Age back in the late 90s, early 20s or 2000s.

758
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:08,120
They had him being the special guest referee.

759
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:11,800
It was a no holes barred, so you can use whatever weapons.

760
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:15,960
There's a scene where there's a moment where Bobby Lashley is getting pinned for the one,

761
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:16,960
two, three.

762
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:20,680
One of his teammates jumps in to break up the pin.

763
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:24,360
These other two guys immediately start hitting him with those kendo sticks, like in Japanese,

764
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,800
like martial arts.

765
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:30,640
Just the way it looks, they just start beating the shit out of him.

766
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:35,560
The minute he lands to break up the pin, and I'll never forget that image, because it was

767
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:38,000
such a good spot because it felt realistic.

768
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,780
You know what's good when it looks real?

769
00:31:39,780 --> 00:31:42,840
They were just wailing on this one man.

770
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:47,160
The kendo sticks, they designed to hurt, not hurt that much.

771
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:48,680
But they're designed to pinch.

772
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:50,400
They're fucking loud, though.

773
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:51,400
Yes.

774
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:54,520
They're loud and since the way the bamboo is stretched through them, they actually,

775
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:59,680
whenever you get hit by it, the pieces of bamboo come together and pinch you.

776
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:02,960
So imagine getting like just slap pinched the entire time.

777
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:06,240
Well, wrestlers can really take on actual, like they can take a lot of slapping.

778
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:09,160
Well, think about it, the old ones, they used to actually cut themselves with razor blades

779
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:10,160
and shit.

780
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:11,160
Yeah, they used to love doing that.

781
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:13,040
Like, got to get some color in this match.

782
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:17,640
It was like, all right, at this point, we just hit each other.

783
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:22,400
I haven't seen them do that, like where they need to bleed, but they want to make it look

784
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:23,400
more realistic.

785
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:28,240
So I remember once Chris, my head butted William Regal on the like, right on the dome and he

786
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:30,200
cut him right here on the side of his head.

787
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,000
He was like, you got to head butt me.

788
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:36,040
And he's like, bah, they're fucking, bah.

789
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:38,200
I mean, not for real though.

790
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:41,680
What's funny is whenever you see some of those backyard wrestle people where they actually

791
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:44,460
do hurt each other because they think that it's all real anyway.

792
00:32:44,460 --> 00:32:47,000
So you got to get the chairs just smacking each other.

793
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,840
You know, wailing on each other.

794
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:52,720
I've seen so many people get joints dislocated.

795
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:57,800
I'll never forget the, such a beautiful ending.

796
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:58,800
Ten years.

797
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:03,960
All he, he was, you guys want to understand unless you're a pro wrestling fan, but he,

798
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:05,480
he gave it all away for revenge.

799
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:08,080
Like it cost, revenge cost him everything.

800
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:10,280
Ten years and he lost his title.

801
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:11,280
You'll know what I mean later.

802
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:14,280
I'll be talking about for the next 50 years.

803
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:15,880
I'll be sitting in this podcast.

804
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:19,320
All he had to do was hit him with the damn chair, but he hit the wrong person.

805
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:22,760
Oh, and again, red cost him everything.

806
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:23,760
Who lost the title?

807
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:25,880
Roman Reigns.

808
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:30,960
My tribal chief.

809
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:33,760
Had that shit for 1300 something days.

810
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:42,480
You guys not see what I'm doing on the, the, the, the finger thing for Roman Reigns.

811
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:44,480
I've always acknowledged him.

812
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:48,880
Well, next up is black backlash.

813
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:49,880
Backlash.

814
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:53,560
And it's called WrestleMania Backlash.

815
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:59,280
All what wasn't tied up in the WrestleMania gets re talked about and like re backlash.

816
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:02,280
I don't know how to say it.

817
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:05,280
You said it like one of those old night.

818
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:06,280
Backlash.

819
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:07,280
Backlash.

820
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:08,280
Fucking Summer Slam.

821
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:09,280
Yeah, brother.

822
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:13,000
Like the old school rage in the cage.

823
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,000
Old school rage in the cage.

824
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,000
Hello pro wrestling.

825
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:20,000
Big old strong man just gripping titties.

826
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:25,720
I started licking my lips.

827
00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:31,720
I like having a fake homosexual attachment.

828
00:34:31,720 --> 00:34:32,720
Undertone too.

829
00:34:32,720 --> 00:34:33,720
I don't know why it's so funny to me.

830
00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:34,720
It just makes people uncomfortable.

831
00:34:34,720 --> 00:34:35,720
Maybe.

832
00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:36,720
I don't know.

833
00:34:36,720 --> 00:34:43,720
It's like you just start playing those, the cable people from South Park.

834
00:34:43,720 --> 00:34:45,480
You just pulled out my.

835
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:46,480
Oh yeah.

836
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:47,480
Rubbing my nipples.

837
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:48,480
Oh man.

838
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:49,480
All right guys.

839
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:50,480
That's it for.

840
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:56,000
So for Cozy Nights number 12, I might have a new intro next week to trying to, I should

841
00:34:56,000 --> 00:35:00,080
probably be watching the listening to these so I get better at articulating, but I don't.

842
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:03,880
I don't like hearing myself talk.

843
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:05,560
I do like watching myself fuck though.

844
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:09,240
Tune in next time.

845
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:11,640
And always remember, stay cozy.

846
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:15,000
All right, what you got from Urban Dictionary today?

847
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,000
All right.

848
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,000
Let's see what we got.

849
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,000
Um, let's go my 13.

850
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,000
I always had to look for him.

851
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,000
We start off with Maddie.

852
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,000
I think that's how you say Maddie.

853
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,000
Just M-A-D-D-E-I.

854
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,000
Yeah, Maddie.

855
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,000
He just says a real bitch at first, but when you get to know her, she's still a bitch.

856
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,000
Now I made that part up because I thought it was funny.

857
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,000
The actual definition is a real bitch at first, but when you get to know her, she's actually

858
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,000
kind of nice.

859
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,000
I'm not a bitch.

860
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,000
I'm a bitch.

861
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,000
I'm a bitch.

862
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,000
I'm a bitch.

863
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,000
I'm a bitch.

864
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,000
I'm a bitch.

865
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,000
I'm a bitch.

866
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,000
I'm a bitch.

867
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:42,000
I'm a bitch.

868
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:49,000
I'm a bitch.

869
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:56,000
I'm a bitch.

870
00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:06,000
I'm a bitch.

871
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:13,000
I'm a bitch.

872
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:18,000
I'm a bitch.

873
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:27,000
I'm a bitch.

874
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:34,000
I'm a bitch.

875
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:39,000
I'm a bitch.

876
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:44,000
I'm a bitch.

877
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:50,000
I'm a bitch.

878
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:58,000
I'm a bitch.

879
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:05,000
I'm a bitch.

880
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:09,000
I'm a bitch.

881
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:15,000
I'm a bitch.

882
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:20,000
I'm a bitch.

883
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:27,000
I'm a bitch.

884
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:32,000
I'm a bitch.

885
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:39,000
I'm a bitch.

886
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:46,000
I'm a bitch.

887
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:53,000
I'm a bitch.

888
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:58,000
I'm a bitch.

889
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:05,000
I'm a bitch.

890
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:12,000
I'm a bitch.

891
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:18,000
I'm a bitch.

892
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,340
Do you not?

893
00:38:19,340 --> 00:38:20,180
Yes.

894
00:38:20,180 --> 00:38:21,020
Then you're not asexual.

895
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:25,780
Asexual means that you're not attracted to anything.

896
00:38:25,780 --> 00:38:26,620
But I'm not.

897
00:38:30,060 --> 00:38:32,580
We all have heard the word, we've all heard.

898
00:38:32,580 --> 00:38:34,040
We don't pay the system.

899
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,860
Have a, just a mound of evidence to the contrary.

900
00:38:36,860 --> 00:38:39,460
It's like I'm starting to do playbacks of everything.

901
00:38:41,340 --> 00:38:43,760
And next up is Carter at my fucking trial.

902
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,080
Like, oh, Danny.

903
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:49,120
He's a fucking judge.

904
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:50,200
I say aye.

905
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,880
Your honor, that's a damn lie, your honor.

906
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:54,160
Then he plays the next one.

907
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:55,000
Fuck.

908
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:57,560
Next up is Carpet Muncher.

909
00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:58,960
Everyone knows what this is.

910
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:01,080
Someone usually female that likes to perform oral sex

911
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:01,920
on other women.

912
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:04,600
Although what about if it's like a, you know,

913
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:05,660
a hardwood floor?

914
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:08,280
There's no carpet to munch.

915
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:13,280
What would that be then?

916
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:17,080
A looking room sander?

917
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:17,920
Maybe.

918
00:39:18,780 --> 00:39:20,800
Next up is called Dick Loaf.

919
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:21,780
This is made up.

920
00:39:21,780 --> 00:39:23,000
I thought it was an actual food thing.

921
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,040
I was gonna talk about on the kitchen,

922
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,540
a nightly kitchen Chronicles.

923
00:39:28,540 --> 00:39:30,140
But I think it's bullshit.

924
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:33,440
It's an Asian delicacy in which the scrotum

925
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:35,760
of a young deer is prepared in a light soy sauce

926
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:37,720
and ginger root mixture.

927
00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:40,800
The pubes are removed violently via single instruction

928
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,360
messages prior to castration.

929
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:44,200
Like what the fuck?

930
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:45,040
I was like what the fuck?

931
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,420
That's like the most violent way to make food.

932
00:39:47,420 --> 00:39:49,660
Then it is sauteed for 20 minutes.

933
00:39:49,660 --> 00:39:51,300
Not 20, 20.

934
00:39:51,300 --> 00:39:52,840
There's no N in here.

935
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:55,480
It's T-W-E-T-Y, 20.

936
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:59,160
And then steaming and asserting up the anus

937
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:01,000
for maximum pleasure in its consumption.

938
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,240
That's what I knew it was refaith.

939
00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:05,400
You gotta shove it up your ass to enjoy it.

940
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,680
I hope it's fake anyway.

941
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:09,040
You're gonna watch it's real.

942
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:11,160
That'd be a nasty food.

943
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:13,400
I don't know, I understand we gotta eat animals, right?

944
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:15,520
At least not make them suffer in the actual.

945
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:16,360
No, I agree with that.

946
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:17,640
If you're gonna kill an animal,

947
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:19,760
you might as well make it quick.

948
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:20,920
No suffering for him.

949
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:22,080
Right.

950
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:24,320
Next up is assassination of Abraham Stinken.

951
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:27,040
When you're fucking your girl from behind

952
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:28,680
in front of the Abraham Stinken,

953
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:31,920
then shoot her in the back of the head with your cum.

954
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:33,460
What's an Abraham Stinken?

955
00:40:33,460 --> 00:40:34,680
That's what I was looking for.

956
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:35,920
I couldn't find anything.

957
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:36,760
Really?

958
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:37,600
Yeah.

959
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:38,420
I clicked on the actual,

960
00:40:38,420 --> 00:40:39,840
because like the Abraham is on here

961
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:42,040
and the Stinken's on here, but they're not connected.

962
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:43,440
So it's two separate words.

963
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,400
So what the fuck is an Abraham Stinken?

964
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:48,520
But the Abraham one where you just

965
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:49,920
bust it behind the back of her head

966
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:51,760
is an Abraham Lincoln type thing.

967
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:54,440
Sorry, Mr. President.

968
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:59,000
Next up is green bubble struggle.

969
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,160
When you are in a group chat

970
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:01,680
and are texting someone with an Android

971
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:03,840
and the text bubble turns green instead of the blue

972
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:05,600
that way it would be with an Apple user,

973
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:07,040
it limits you from doing things such as

974
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:09,120
removing people from the group chat.

975
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:10,920
I didn't know that.

976
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:13,320
No, it's just called people that have iPhones.

977
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,920
Like the people that are addicted to using iPhone,

978
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:19,880
it's like a marketing thing where it's like, that's green.

979
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:22,400
Yeah, it is like a little bit offsetting too

980
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:23,640
when it comes up with like a green.

981
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:24,920
They couldn't choose any other color.

982
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:27,560
They made sure to choose green as the eye method.

983
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:31,880
They probably had like a huge like focus group.

984
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:32,720
That was the color.

985
00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:34,000
That was the most off putting color.

986
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,440
Yeah.

987
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:36,320
Damn you iPhone.

988
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:37,400
Yeah.

989
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:38,640
Cause you know that they can make them blue

990
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:40,560
anytime they want to.

991
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:41,400
Huh, weird.

992
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:43,240
They don't have to be green.

993
00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:44,320
Why would they do that?

994
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:46,160
Cause they're trying to get people to say,

995
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:47,680
cause think about it, if you have a group of friends

996
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:49,000
and everybody has an iPhone but that one-

997
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,360
Cause that one guy goes that green.

998
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:51,200
Yeah.

999
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:52,760
He feels like a loser like, man.

1000
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:53,600
But we can't.

1001
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:56,480
But because think about it, the guy that has the Android,

1002
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:58,440
all his group messages look the same.

1003
00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:00,200
Huh, I didn't know that.

1004
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:01,160
Like they're not blue.

1005
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:03,880
They're not, when you send a message to him,

1006
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:06,320
he just gives it as a normal message where,

1007
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:08,800
like whatever customization he's done to his phone,

1008
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:11,240
it's like, all looks the same to me.

1009
00:42:11,240 --> 00:42:13,200
That's why it's like, eh, fuck off.

1010
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:14,160
It's cold blooded.

1011
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:16,840
I'll get an, I'll get an Android again,

1012
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:18,320
just so that way I can do it.

1013
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:21,360
Oh yeah, Android, just so my batteries

1014
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:22,880
didn't blow up in two years.

1015
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:25,920
Or they start restricting your phone to where

1016
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:27,560
it doesn't have any speed to it anymore.

1017
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:29,160
Exactly, that's the worst part.

1018
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:31,560
So the next one's called iPhone face, ironically.

1019
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:33,880
The face of an actor who is playing a character

1020
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:36,280
in a period piece, but has a modern looking face

1021
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:38,240
that they wouldn't know what an iPhone is.

1022
00:42:39,240 --> 00:42:40,320
So just someone that doesn't look like

1023
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:41,560
they would belong in that era.

1024
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:42,400
Yeah.

1025
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:46,360
By the way, there's a new show on Apple TV Plus

1026
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:48,960
where that stars Michael Douglas as Abraham,

1027
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:51,120
as Benjamin Franklin, and I've never seen

1028
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:54,080
a more perfectly placed character.

1029
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:56,360
He looks, he looks exactly what Abraham,

1030
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:58,520
or Benjamin Franklin would look like.

1031
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:00,600
Like the long gray hair.

1032
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:01,440
Yeah.

1033
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:02,280
Oh God, you gotta.

1034
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:03,600
I've heard a lot of people saying that.

1035
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:06,120
He'd like, he'd like, that was a perfect casting.

1036
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:08,960
Perfect castings do exist.

1037
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:11,320
Just make, you know, put him in the,

1038
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:12,720
make him the perfect character,

1039
00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:14,360
make him butt naked in the mornings.

1040
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,560
That's what Abraham, that's what Benjamin Franklin used to do.

1041
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:18,560
He'd be butt naked and be writing letters in the morning.

1042
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:21,160
He just wanted the reason to be butt naked all the time.

1043
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:22,000
Me too.

1044
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,040
It makes you think bad.

1045
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:26,000
That's what's called chocolate abs.

1046
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,480
I apologize for this one.

1047
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:30,920
An Asian guy, man, who had defined muscular abdominal muscles

1048
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:33,720
that looked like the subdivided parts of a chocolate bar.

1049
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,280
Never heard of that, never seen that, but okay.

1050
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:39,720
I apologize.

1051
00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:42,080
Wouldn't that be considered like washboard abs look?

1052
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:43,160
At that point?

1053
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:44,560
I guess, I never had abs.

1054
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:46,720
I had these beard guts as long as I lived.

1055
00:43:46,720 --> 00:43:48,120
You got beard guts, you're fine.

1056
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:50,560
Basically, yeah, I don't know what abs look like.

1057
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:51,800
I got them somewhere.

1058
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:53,560
Imagine the day if I was in shape.

1059
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:54,760
Oh man, you wouldn't see me,

1060
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:56,320
I'd be that guy with no shirt on,

1061
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:58,280
and going into the supermarket like an asshole.

1062
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:00,120
Say, I get it now.

1063
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:01,240
In the middle of winter?

1064
00:44:01,240 --> 00:44:03,240
I'm just better than them, I get it now.

1065
00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:08,240
I get that horrible vanity they get.

1066
00:44:08,240 --> 00:44:11,160
I got a cousin that does that all the time on Facebook.

1067
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:12,840
He posts those annoying like post pictures

1068
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:14,760
in front of the camera at the gym like,

1069
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:16,840
God, I'm so God dang sexy.

1070
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:19,680
Fuck you.

1071
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:20,520
Moving on.

1072
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:24,840
Maybe I'm just jealous.

1073
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:26,400
I'm probably doing the same thing.

1074
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:27,920
No, there's a thing about it.

1075
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:29,920
There's that whole trend where women are trying

1076
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:32,160
to pose with their asses in front of the camera

1077
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:33,920
for like TikTok and shit.

1078
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:35,200
I'm all for that.

1079
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:36,920
But they get mad whenever somebody is like,

1080
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:38,240
he's looking at me.

1081
00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:40,600
It's like, no, he's not, he's walking by.

1082
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:42,440
It's like, you got a fucking camera right there.

1083
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:44,840
You got everything fucking light set up and shit.

1084
00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:46,440
He's probably rubber necking.

1085
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:47,640
He's like, what the fuck?

1086
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:48,840
You ever seen rubber necking?

1087
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:49,680
Yeah.

1088
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:51,520
From American dad.

1089
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:55,680
From American dad.

1090
00:44:55,680 --> 00:45:00,280
There's a thing on TikTok, right,

1091
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:01,840
where I'm going through feeds, right?

1092
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:02,960
Because it's your regular feed.

1093
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:05,720
Like it follows the algorithm, whatever you want.

1094
00:45:05,720 --> 00:45:10,600
For some reason, I have no idea why.

1095
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:11,400
Sure.

1096
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:14,080
It keeps showing me this woman named Laura just walking.

1097
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:16,640
And like the way she walks, like her breasts

1098
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:18,640
are like bouncing hard as fuck.

1099
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:21,720
And then when she gets behind the camera, like the angle,

1100
00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:23,880
now her ass is like jiggling as hard as it can.

1101
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:25,600
I'm like, dang.

1102
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:28,360
How many more of these videos are there?

1103
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:30,280
You just keep watching after another, after another,

1104
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:31,560
after another?

1105
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:35,400
There's some times where it'd be like AI

1106
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:39,280
generated pictures of like, you want to see Jenna Ortega?

1107
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:39,800
I'm like, no.

1108
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:42,040
And I go over and it'd be like four of them in a row.

1109
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:42,840
The same thing.

1110
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:45,240
No, no, no, no.

1111
00:45:45,240 --> 00:45:46,800
You don't want to see Jenna Ortega?

1112
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:47,920
Not really.

1113
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:49,080
You've already said it before.

1114
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:50,320
I know the answer to it, sir.

1115
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:51,120
Yeah.

1116
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:52,480
I'd like to bother you with it.

1117
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:53,320
Yeah.

1118
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:56,400
And I see her more as like a cool cousin

1119
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,480
as an instead of like a crush, you know?

1120
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:00,560
I don't know why.

1121
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:02,120
Maybe because of the Wednesday show.

1122
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:03,440
Yeah.

1123
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:05,600
Could be.

1124
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:07,000
Starting to feel like an uncle.

1125
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,640
No one's saying like, you know, she's not attractive.

1126
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:10,160
I'm just like, you know.

1127
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:12,320
It's like, you see, you want to be called Teal.

1128
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:13,400
That's all it is.

1129
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,480
I don't want to be called nothing.

1130
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:16,680
Teal Noe.

1131
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:19,400
This one's called Trash Owl.

1132
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:21,200
Someone who constantly ruins their sleep schedule

1133
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:24,000
through no fault of their own.

1134
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:24,800
That was me.

1135
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:25,720
Me too.

1136
00:46:25,720 --> 00:46:27,760
It'd be about 4 AM.

1137
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:28,560
Yeah.

1138
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:30,160
So let me see some of these episodes of Courage

1139
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:30,960
to Cally Dog.

1140
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:31,760
Yeah.

1141
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:37,040
That happened quite a bit there.

1142
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:40,440
Like, you get into one of those things, it's like, ugh.

1143
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:41,800
I just want to see one video.

1144
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:42,720
And they're just like.

1145
00:46:42,720 --> 00:46:45,320
They're probably an 80 episodes in of something on YouTube.

1146
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:46,200
You're like, fuck.

1147
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:47,080
Yeah.

1148
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:49,160
Yeah, basically.

1149
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:50,520
That's usually how it goes, you know.

1150
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:52,240
Or like, the one thing is whenever you're

1151
00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:54,040
trying to plan everything to be really fast

1152
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:56,600
and then nothing goes according to plan.

1153
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:59,480
Starting my life.

1154
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:02,040
Or you have to get up early, which is just fun.

1155
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:02,760
Those suck, Teal.

1156
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:04,800
Yeah, like man.

1157
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:07,320
Morning fucking chefs, man.

1158
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:08,280
Yeah.

1159
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:10,520
Why can't I be rich?

1160
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:14,240
See, I have the downside of being a night owl, generally.

1161
00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:17,040
But then also I have to get up really early in the morning

1162
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:18,120
for work.

1163
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:19,800
That's quite the counter.

1164
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:20,360
Yeah.

1165
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:21,480
Man, that would suck.

1166
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:25,240
So I usually end up with about four hours a day.

1167
00:47:25,240 --> 00:47:27,560
At least on days that I'm working anyway.

1168
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:29,280
My two off days, no.

1169
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:32,280
But see, here's the thing.

1170
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:34,800
Once I'm up, I'm up.

1171
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:36,920
I'm not tired or anything like that.

1172
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:39,560
My brother on the other hand, oh my god.

1173
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:42,120
Waking his ass up.

1174
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:43,480
Hey, you awake?

1175
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:45,200
Oh.

1176
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:46,560
Yeah.

1177
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:48,800
The same way I don't want to be up at all.

1178
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:50,640
I want to be like in a hyperbolic time chamber,

1179
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:52,560
just sleeping forever.

1180
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:56,040
Like I call my brother and it's like, hey,

1181
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:57,640
have you gotten up yet?

1182
00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:59,440
He's like, oh, you're already at work?

1183
00:47:59,440 --> 00:47:59,920
Fuck.

1184
00:48:04,720 --> 00:48:07,320
Yeah, nobody generally likes to get up early, though.

1185
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:09,200
That's why the whole time shift and everything

1186
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:10,800
like that for the daylight savings time,

1187
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:12,440
then you get rid of it.

1188
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:13,840
Just leave it at one time.

1189
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:14,840
Yeah.

1190
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:16,760
Yeah, we see all those videos like, if you

1191
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:19,440
want to be a successful millionaire, you got to be 5 AM.

1192
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:20,920
5 AM for what?

1193
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:22,000
And then it'll do nothing.

1194
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,320
5 AM for fucking what?

1195
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:28,040
Or I'll see like Mark Wahlberg's like a whole day schedule.

1196
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:29,560
I'm like, 3 AM shower.

1197
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:31,000
Just 4 AM gym.

1198
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,640
6 AM breakfast.

1199
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:33,840
7 AM family time.

1200
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:36,040
8 AM gym again.

1201
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:37,000
9 AM.

1202
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,280
And then you just crash it.

1203
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:38,920
That's all a lie.

1204
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:42,280
He just fucking falls asleep at like 2 in the afternoon.

1205
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:43,360
And on top of that, the only reason

1206
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:45,520
he can do that kind of a day is because he's rich.

1207
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:48,360
Yeah, it's the luck of the rich people.

1208
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:49,320
You don't have to get it.

1209
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:51,040
See, I'll say this.

1210
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:56,040
Acting is a job, but it's not a physical stressing job.

1211
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:57,240
What about Jackie Chan?

1212
00:48:57,240 --> 00:48:59,240
That man was going through his own career.

1213
00:48:59,240 --> 00:49:01,320
Jackie Chan's Asian, so he always overachieves.

1214
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:02,960
That's different.

1215
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:04,280
I want to overachieve.

1216
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:05,680
You're not Asian, sir.

1217
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:06,280
I'm part Asian.

1218
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:11,400
I can't find what I want to.

1219
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:15,000
I know exactly what you were going to go for.

1220
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,760
Everybody's dead.

1221
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:19,320
Don't it is one of those everybody understands the joke?

1222
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:19,800
Yeah.

1223
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:27,200
Well, that's it for the Urban Dictionary.

1224
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:28,000
That's it?

1225
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:28,720
That's it.

1226
00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:30,000
Forever.

1227
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,240
I'll burn this house down now.

1228
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:34,400
All righty.

1229
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:36,080
Moving on to our breakdown, then.

1230
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:38,920
This is one by request.

1231
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:40,600
Like, god dang demand.

1232
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:43,000
Demand.

1233
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:44,600
The title's a picture of your house.

1234
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:46,480
Like, oh, fuck.

1235
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:50,040
The title is Miss Caretaker of a Sunahara House.

1236
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:51,360
OK.

1237
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:55,000
All righty, so 12 episodes, not very long.

1238
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:58,160
Can't remember if there's a new season or not.

1239
00:49:58,160 --> 00:49:59,760
Made it through the first 12 episodes

1240
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:01,680
and had a bunch of other things to watch, too.

1241
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:05,480
So tried to watch a bunch of things with the full time job.

1242
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:07,240
Oh my god.

1243
00:50:07,240 --> 00:50:11,920
But regardless, each episode has like three mini parts.

1244
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:13,920
So it's broken into three little sections

1245
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:17,280
for 20 minutes of an episode.

1246
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:20,160
First one is titled Spring Breeze, Arrival in Tokyo,

1247
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:21,840
and Miss Caretaker.

1248
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:25,000
So we have Aki Shina, who is often

1249
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,480
teased for his femininity, moves to Tokyo

1250
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:31,640
to enroll in a new school and reaffirm his male identity.

1251
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:33,440
Because he's a little guy.

1252
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:34,920
Does look pretty effeminate.

1253
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:38,600
Got to get that alpha training for 18 grand.

1254
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:43,280
So on his way to the Sunahara So lodging house,

1255
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:46,240
however, people he passes all mistake him for being a girl,

1256
00:50:46,240 --> 00:50:49,080
including the liquor store proprietor, Nishiki.

1257
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:54,120
Because he's like, hey, I'm looking for the Sunahara House.

1258
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:55,360
Where would that be?

1259
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:57,080
And she's like, oh, down there.

1260
00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:58,960
What a cute little girl.

1261
00:50:58,960 --> 00:50:59,840
What does he look like?

1262
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:02,880
I mean, Jesus.

1263
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:05,000
We all assume that he's just a girl.

1264
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:12,040
Everybody's expecting this.

1265
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:13,440
He's on his way down there.

1266
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:16,520
And he's like, yes, I'm finally going to be able to be a man.

1267
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:18,760
And he goes down there, and it's all sunny and everything.

1268
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:20,360
But right before he gets there, he just

1269
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:21,560
starts pouring down right in.

1270
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:28,560
Let's see here.

1271
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:31,000
Try to show you a picture.

1272
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,800
That's the little guy.

1273
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:34,600
Huh.

1274
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:36,120
It does kind of look like a woman.

1275
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:37,520
Yeah, like a little girl.

1276
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:38,280
Yeah.

1277
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:38,960
How old is he?

1278
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:40,120
Like 45?

1279
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:43,520
Middle school, I think, is what he's almost.

1280
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:45,200
But he's got the haircut of a little girl.

1281
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:47,240
Yeah, but that might be not the best choices

1282
00:51:47,240 --> 00:51:50,120
if you're trying to look like a man.

1283
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:57,920
So Sunahara So's proprietor, Ayaka Sunahara.

1284
00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:01,640
So it's a woman named Ayaka.

1285
00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:04,000
She also mistakes him for a girl, not really realizing

1286
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,560
her mistake until taking him to the bath.

1287
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:08,080
Right, to get changed.

1288
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:10,200
I'm a boy.

1289
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:13,600
His dick just flops out.

1290
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:15,400
She's like, oh.

1291
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:19,000
You get so embarrassed, he passes out.

1292
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:22,600
Because she's got her big boobs all over his neck and shit.

1293
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:24,440
What's the show called?

1294
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:28,760
Miscare Ticker.

1295
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:30,960
She takes it like he wakes up after he passes out.

1296
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:32,840
He wakes up in his own bed after that.

1297
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:36,400
And he's like, oh, how did I get in here?

1298
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:38,960
Oh, fucking my dress.

1299
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:41,120
It was like, she dressed him.

1300
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:42,240
And she comes in there after.

1301
00:52:42,240 --> 00:52:48,280
She's like, oh, it's just the right size for your age.

1302
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:52,120
Because you're already embarrassed and shit.

1303
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:54,240
Aki develops a crush on her, though.

1304
00:52:54,240 --> 00:52:56,600
And wishes that she would treat him more like a man.

1305
00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:58,720
So during the second half of the episode,

1306
00:52:58,720 --> 00:53:00,680
he's trying to do all these different things to try to help

1307
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:02,600
her out and fucks everyone up.

1308
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:06,000
So they just chop a wood and shit.

1309
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:09,080
Like laundry and shit.

1310
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:12,200
Or he's like, oh, I'll wipe up the floor for you.

1311
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:13,480
And he goes and runs towards her.

1312
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:15,440
And he just slips on his ass.

1313
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:17,960
She's like, oh, there's wax on the floors.

1314
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:20,080
Just random little things.

1315
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:21,800
Because if I didn't mention it already,

1316
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:25,520
but this anime, Miss Caretaker of Sinohara,

1317
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:30,120
it's a comedy slice of life anime.

1318
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:34,320
So you're not going to have the big fights of any kind of not

1319
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:35,520
radical or anything.

1320
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:36,720
It's not that style.

1321
00:53:36,720 --> 00:53:37,560
It's mostly comedy.

1322
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:39,080
There's no basement with an alien living

1323
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:40,040
underneath the house or something?

1324
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:40,960
No.

1325
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:42,600
No, there's none of that.

1326
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:45,160
Episode 2 is called Special Training, Snip Snip,

1327
00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:45,960
and Something Scary.

1328
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:46,920
Snip Snip?

1329
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:49,960
I didn't like the sound of that.

1330
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:53,240
So a month after his arrival, Aki will do a three-legged race

1331
00:53:53,240 --> 00:53:56,560
with Ayaka at the upcoming sports day.

1332
00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:58,520
So they practice including teamwork exercises

1333
00:53:58,520 --> 00:53:59,600
like bathing together.

1334
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:02,800
But being together so much makes Aki too exhausted for the race

1335
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:05,000
the next day.

1336
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,920
Because they've done everything together.

1337
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:07,800
Bathe together?

1338
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:08,720
Yes.

1339
00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:10,560
How is that team building?

1340
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:12,640
They're trying to get their breathing together

1341
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:14,600
according to Ayaka.

1342
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:17,240
Kind of lying bullshit.

1343
00:54:17,240 --> 00:54:19,640
I think she's a little bit of a what?

1344
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:20,480
I'll put it this way.

1345
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:21,400
She's a ditz.

1346
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:23,800
She's not very bright to begin with.

1347
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:27,280
Everything that she does, she's like, ah.

1348
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:29,960
Just gone.

1349
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:33,720
The big boob ditz is what she is basically.

1350
00:54:33,720 --> 00:54:34,200
All right.

1351
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:38,600
So later that day, Ayaka impresses Aki and Sameer

1352
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:42,040
by removing a spider and asks Aki to go shopping with her.

1353
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:44,160
Because they're in this room with this spider.

1354
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:46,040
And of course, the girls are scared because he's

1355
00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:47,560
in an all-girls dormitory.

1356
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:50,360
Or like, man, they're just living the life, huh?

1357
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:52,120
Yeah, but they all assumed that he was a girl when

1358
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:53,040
he first got there.

1359
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:54,080
Oh, well, fuck.

1360
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:54,840
Yeah.

1361
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:58,080
So the spider, it's like on one of them,

1362
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:01,600
he's like, this girl, she's like, I don't like spiders

1363
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:03,160
or any kind of bugs, really.

1364
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:05,160
He's like, well, do you think I like bugs?

1365
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:05,640
Sure.

1366
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:07,240
I hate spiders too.

1367
00:55:07,240 --> 00:55:08,400
So that's what he was saying.

1368
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:09,880
He's like, then this one girl, she

1369
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:12,560
tries to kill the spider because she's

1370
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:15,440
got like an obsession with the little girl.

1371
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:19,760
And it just lands on her face and makes her pass out.

1372
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:21,640
It's like, the spider got her too.

1373
00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:23,360
Like, my god.

1374
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:26,320
And then Hayaka comes in and she just dips,

1375
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:29,240
walk it in, and it lands on her boobs.

1376
00:55:29,240 --> 00:55:30,760
And she looks like it just crazed it

1377
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:31,720
and takes it outside.

1378
00:55:31,720 --> 00:55:32,360
Jesus.

1379
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:38,240
So after that, she takes Aki shopping with her.

1380
00:55:38,240 --> 00:55:40,840
He's unsure what to wear, so the girls make him wear a dress.

1381
00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:42,800
How the hell you wait?

1382
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:43,840
I don't know what to wear.

1383
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:46,440
It's the first idea.

1384
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:47,360
Weird.

1385
00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:50,080
Yuzu, impressed with Aki handling the spider,

1386
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:52,560
tells Aki to figure out Ayaka's weakness

1387
00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:54,840
by watching her reactions at a horror movie.

1388
00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:57,200
But the film scares Aki instead.

1389
00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:59,680
Doesn't even scare the dits.

1390
00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:01,320
Ayaka reveals that she had concealed

1391
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:03,120
being scared for Aki's sake.

1392
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:05,000
She makes him sleep in her bed, saying

1393
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,440
she cannot fall asleep alone.

1394
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:11,200
And of course, because he's not like a, he's had a crush on her,

1395
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:13,600
but he can't like bring himself to ever try anything

1396
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:15,600
whether he just like, he just turns real red

1397
00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:17,360
and starts like getting real nervous.

1398
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:18,520
Unrequited love.

1399
00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:19,560
Yes.

1400
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:22,800
Episode 3 is called Senpai, Change of Clothes, and A Boy.

1401
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:23,300
Senpai?

1402
00:56:23,300 --> 00:56:25,720
What does it say, like three episodes at a time?

1403
00:56:25,720 --> 00:56:26,800
That's what I was saying.

1404
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:28,360
It's three parts to every episode.

1405
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:29,480
Oh, OK, OK.

1406
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:31,200
Every episode has three parts.

1407
00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:33,560
Why not just make every episode?

1408
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:35,800
Because since it's a comedy anime,

1409
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:36,560
they're not trying to.

1410
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:38,680
It's not long enough to get the whole thing?

1411
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:39,600
Yeah.

1412
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:42,280
So Yuzu reads and advises Aki to read along with her

1413
00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:45,280
over her shoulder a manga, but eventually leaves embarrassed

1414
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:46,600
over the body contact.

1415
00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:49,440
Because she's basically, she's like, come here.

1416
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:53,000
If you want to read the manga with me, sit beside me over here.

1417
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:53,800
And he's like, OK.

1418
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:55,360
And they're separating, like separating,

1419
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:57,640
so far apart because he doesn't know what to do.

1420
00:56:57,640 --> 00:56:58,880
She's like, OK, fine.

1421
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:00,080
I'll sit beside you then.

1422
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:01,080
So she moves beside him.

1423
00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:02,720
He's like, that's not going to work either.

1424
00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:04,760
Because she's got like one of those like assertive

1425
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:06,400
personalities for a little girl.

1426
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:07,240
Yeah.

1427
00:57:07,240 --> 00:57:09,200
And she's like, I can't read this way either.

1428
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:12,200
So she sits with him sitting behind her.

1429
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:13,000
Right.

1430
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,280
And then as they're reading the manga together,

1431
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:19,880
the page comes up where there's the same scene in the manga

1432
00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:22,360
of a guy that's leaning over her.

1433
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:23,560
He says something into it.

1434
00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:25,080
Aki says something into her ear.

1435
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:27,720
And she's like, I can run out of the room

1436
00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:29,000
because she's embarrassed.

1437
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:31,480
Because she's like, oh my god, now he's going to think that.

1438
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:33,680
I was wanting him to sit this way because of the manga.

1439
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:38,600
So later, Samir jealously tries to warn

1440
00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:41,560
why Yuzu talks about Aki so often

1441
00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:43,200
and then come closer while studying.

1442
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:45,360
Later, Samir locks herself up in the room,

1443
00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:48,920
upset over having taken Yuzu onto a roller coaster

1444
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:50,840
that she was too short to ride.

1445
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:52,840
I'm too short to ride all the rides?

1446
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:53,760
Yeah, that's true.

1447
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:55,720
Hehehehehehe.

1448
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:57,160
The girls want Aki to cheer up.

1449
00:57:57,160 --> 00:57:59,360
He hesitates over entering a girl's bedroom.

1450
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:01,160
So they make him cross-race.

1451
00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:02,120
What the fuck?

1452
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:04,560
You have like the cross-dressing elements of this show.

1453
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:06,280
Because since he looks so much like a girl,

1454
00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:08,000
they're trying to always put him in a dress.

1455
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:09,440
I was like, no, thank you.

1456
00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:11,760
Constantly tried to put him into a dress.

1457
00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:14,960
Later, Yuri makes Aki model women's clothes

1458
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:17,600
she made for him under the pretense

1459
00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:19,920
that only he is the right size.

1460
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:23,920
Because he's living in an all-girls space.

1461
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:28,480
So he's like, because he told her,

1462
00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:30,240
she said, I need your help, Aki.

1463
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:31,760
And he's like, I will do whatever.

1464
00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:33,480
I will prove I am a man.

1465
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:35,360
And then the scene cuts to him wearing a dress?

1466
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:36,200
Yes.

1467
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:39,120
Because right before that, he's like,

1468
00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:41,920
and a man never goes back on their word.

1469
00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:43,760
Sometimes you gotta break a promise.

1470
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:48,040
Reminds me of that one live action one

1471
00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:50,560
where it's like living in a, what is it?

1472
00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:53,920
A boy love universe.

1473
00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:56,680
That one's fucking hilarious.

1474
00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:58,440
I just haven't been able to see it.

1475
00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:02,640
It is funny though.

1476
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:03,560
I wanna watch it.

1477
00:59:03,560 --> 00:59:05,400
Where he doesn't wanna be part of a boy's love.

1478
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:07,080
Yeah, he's like the only straight guy

1479
00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:09,080
in the entire fucking universe.

1480
00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:11,040
That boy you love.

1481
00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:14,240
He's fucking into two words like, oh.

1482
00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:17,160
He's like 100% aware of that fact.

1483
00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:19,400
He's having to break eye contact and shit.

1484
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:21,600
I wonder what was it called?

1485
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:22,440
Fuck, I gotta find it.

1486
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:23,440
I have to watch it.

1487
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:26,080
I'll send it to you because I've got the app

1488
00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:29,480
that it's on, on my Fire TV.

1489
00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:30,560
So I'll send it to you later.

1490
00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:32,200
Fire TV, damn.

1491
00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:33,400
No Fire TV stick?

1492
00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:34,720
Oh.

1493
00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:35,640
$25.

1494
00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:37,200
Well, YouTube it is.

1495
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:41,400
All right, so despite protesting,

1496
00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:43,040
he poses for pictures in the outfits

1497
00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:44,960
until Yuri demands a bikini picture

1498
00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:47,440
and he just barely avoids being seen cross-dressing

1499
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:48,480
by Ayaka.

1500
00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:51,600
What would you care for?

1501
00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:53,280
At this point, they've seen him get dressed

1502
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:55,960
and everyone's dressed in the whole goddamn house.

1503
00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:57,840
They didn't wanna be in a bikini though.

1504
00:59:57,840 --> 01:00:00,040
Oh, well that's where he draws the line, huh?

1505
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:01,800
The bikini's where that's where.

1506
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:04,200
He was in a bunny girl costume.

1507
01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:06,360
Jesus Christ.

1508
01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:07,680
So as a sign of togetherness,

1509
01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:10,560
Yuri puts one of the pictures next to a photo

1510
01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:11,640
with the other residents.

1511
01:00:11,640 --> 01:00:14,040
So that way, like on her desk, she's like,

1512
01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:15,880
now we can all be a family

1513
01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:18,440
after she made him take a picture in a maid outfit.

1514
01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:22,160
All right, episode four is called

1515
01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:25,200
Start of the Rainy Season, Weddings and Lap Pillow.

1516
01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:26,720
Lap Pillow, I don't know what the sound of that.

1517
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:28,120
You know what a lap pillow is, all right?

1518
01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:28,960
No.

1519
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:30,720
You know, whenever, it's always in like,

1520
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:33,640
animes in Japanese where the woman's on their,

1521
01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:36,200
like sitting on their knees.

1522
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:37,520
Underneath the pillow?

1523
01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:40,320
No, and they're laying the guy's head on their knees

1524
01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:41,400
or legs.

1525
01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:43,240
It's a lap pillow.

1526
01:00:44,520 --> 01:00:46,680
Be very uncomfortable position for a really long time

1527
01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:48,520
for a woman to sit like that, but.

1528
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:49,920
They got muscles for days.

1529
01:00:51,240 --> 01:00:52,800
That's why they have the butts, huh?

1530
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:53,640
Yeah.

1531
01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:54,480
Just sit on the pillow.

1532
01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:55,720
Basically.

1533
01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:57,880
So the Sunahara, so residents,

1534
01:00:57,880 --> 01:00:59,800
discuss how they want their marriages to be,

1535
01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:02,280
but Ayaka is happy with her current lifestyle.

1536
01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:04,440
Being a single woman.

1537
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:06,360
I'm a single female lawyer.

1538
01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:07,680
I don't need no man.

1539
01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:10,080
Aki fantasizes about marrying her

1540
01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:12,560
and reading that men who cook are popular with women

1541
01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:13,440
helps with dinner.

1542
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:14,880
Time to start cooking then.

1543
01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:18,040
Yuzu calls him a better girl than she is.

1544
01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:22,040
Later, she tells Aki that she is insecure

1545
01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:23,760
over her breast size,

1546
01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:25,120
because she's got small boobs.

1547
01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:26,440
I'm like, girl, it don't matter.

1548
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:27,280
It's all good.

1549
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:30,560
She feels better after seeing Ayaka's old swimsuit,

1550
01:01:30,560 --> 01:01:33,240
realizing that Ayaka's breasts were once smaller too.

1551
01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:36,360
Even though now she's got a fucking gigantic.

1552
01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:40,760
Later, Aki and Ayaki repair the roof

1553
01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:41,600
before the rainy season.

1554
01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:42,880
Aki and Ayaki?

1555
01:01:42,880 --> 01:01:44,000
Aki and Ayaka.

1556
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:44,920
Sorry, how?

1557
01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:46,200
Ayaka.

1558
01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:47,800
I keep saying that.

1559
01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:49,120
The names are close, okay?

1560
01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:50,240
Yeah, that's what I was like, huh?

1561
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:51,080
It sounds familiar.

1562
01:01:51,080 --> 01:01:52,680
Aki and Ayaka.

1563
01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:54,520
Ayaka is the woman.

1564
01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:58,000
But the latter falls and they're stuck

1565
01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:59,960
while it rains on the roof.

1566
01:01:59,960 --> 01:02:02,000
Until the girls come home and help them.

1567
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:03,720
Jesus, just up there while it's raining?

1568
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:04,560
Yeah.

1569
01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:06,440
Aki wants to bathe, but.

1570
01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:08,000
You know there was this commercial

1571
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,040
that made no fucking sense.

1572
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:12,480
And it was like all these Japanese men on a roof

1573
01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:13,880
with all these stuff happening,

1574
01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:15,520
like rain and hail.

1575
01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:16,800
And they were all just,

1576
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:17,880
they would just hold onto each other,

1577
01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:20,600
like, hold on, we gotta just hold on.

1578
01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:23,440
And it turned out that they were all tiles

1579
01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:24,600
on the roof of this house.

1580
01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:27,200
Oh yeah, I know that one.

1581
01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:28,840
You see one of them go fly it off

1582
01:02:28,840 --> 01:02:30,160
and they're like, no!

1583
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:34,640
Cause they're in the like, fire or something.

1584
01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:37,400
Yeah, I was like, God, they're going through it!

1585
01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:39,600
And then super, super cold and they're just freezing.

1586
01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:40,520
They're all freezing to death

1587
01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:41,960
and they're just, they all survive

1588
01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:42,960
and somehow together.

1589
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:43,800
Yeah.

1590
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:46,760
And it's like, cause you're trying to figure out,

1591
01:02:46,760 --> 01:02:47,760
what the fuck is this about?

1592
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:50,120
Yeah, I was like, I was like, what is going on?

1593
01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:52,320
And then at the end it's like, oh, it's tile.

1594
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:54,200
He hit roof tile.

1595
01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:55,640
I just love that they're just holding hands

1596
01:02:55,640 --> 01:02:57,600
and screaming like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

1597
01:02:57,600 --> 01:03:00,440
It's year after year.

1598
01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:01,920
They just like, something like,

1599
01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:04,920
they're like starting to like, have like a crisis.

1600
01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:05,920
Like, I can't do this anymore.

1601
01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:07,320
And like, it's okay, we're gonna make it.

1602
01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:08,160
Don't you worry.

1603
01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:09,880
Like, you're all trying to convince.

1604
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:11,160
And they're all identical.

1605
01:03:11,160 --> 01:03:12,320
Oh God, that was a good one.

1606
01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:14,840
It was like a, a movie, yeah.

1607
01:03:15,880 --> 01:03:17,320
It's just a commercial though.

1608
01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:19,560
All right, so Aki wants to bathe,

1609
01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:23,560
but Yuzo, Yuri and Sumire do so first

1610
01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:25,920
after winning rock, paper, scissors against him.

1611
01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:27,880
So he doesn't even get to take a bath first.

1612
01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:29,600
Well, be all right.

1613
01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:31,760
Surprisingly, they didn't try to join him.

1614
01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:35,160
So episode five is called Watermelon Teacher and Drunk.

1615
01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:40,120
So Aki bathes with Ayaka.

1616
01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:42,480
Well, Yuri secretly photographs them.

1617
01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:43,320
Why?

1618
01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:45,480
Yeah, Yuri later tricks him into believing

1619
01:03:45,480 --> 01:03:46,840
that she is photographing spirits,

1620
01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:50,320
but turns out to secretly have been photographing Yuzu

1621
01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:51,560
and telling the picture,

1622
01:03:51,560 --> 01:03:53,720
and selling the pictures to Sumire.

1623
01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:54,720
What the fuck?

1624
01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:57,920
Ayaka helps everyone with their summer homework.

1625
01:03:57,920 --> 01:04:02,920
Nishiki, which is the liquor store owner,

1626
01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:05,040
she delivers her creative beverages to Sinohara.

1627
01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:08,320
So, Ayaka and Aki open juice bottles

1628
01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:10,280
to celebrate finishing Aki's homework.

1629
01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:11,120
Yay.

1630
01:04:11,120 --> 01:04:14,520
Ayaka accidentally drinks an alcoholic beverage

1631
01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:17,520
and drunkenly kisses and hugs the residents.

1632
01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:19,680
So she just goes around with all fucked up.

1633
01:04:19,680 --> 01:04:20,520
Lassie.

1634
01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:22,640
It's like she's just pushing their faces

1635
01:04:22,640 --> 01:04:25,640
into their boobies.

1636
01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:26,480
How old is she?

1637
01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:30,800
I think she was in her 20s, if I believe.

1638
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:34,720
So what is this like little location again?

1639
01:04:34,720 --> 01:04:36,400
Like it's like an actual dormitory?

1640
01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:38,000
They all go to school together?

1641
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:39,320
They go to school together.

1642
01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:42,040
I think they can, it's got different names.

1643
01:04:42,040 --> 01:04:43,160
It's not just dormitory,

1644
01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:46,000
but it's like a house that has multiple residents

1645
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:46,840
living in it.

1646
01:04:48,840 --> 01:04:51,000
So it's not a very big house or anything like that.

1647
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:51,840
And they never question the fact

1648
01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:53,720
that there's a boy now living with them?

1649
01:04:53,720 --> 01:04:54,960
No, they know that it is.

1650
01:04:54,960 --> 01:04:57,280
Like they know that, but they never had a group meeting.

1651
01:04:57,280 --> 01:04:59,320
Like, okay, so how are they supposed to be allowed

1652
01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:00,320
to be here?

1653
01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:02,760
No, because it's like he looks so much like a girl

1654
01:05:02,760 --> 01:05:03,680
that they don't really care.

1655
01:05:03,680 --> 01:05:04,920
Oh fuck.

1656
01:05:04,920 --> 01:05:05,760
They're fine with it.

1657
01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:09,760
It's no like actual logical steps.

1658
01:05:09,760 --> 01:05:11,560
Yeah, because they're all around the same age as him.

1659
01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:12,520
Okay.

1660
01:05:12,520 --> 01:05:15,160
And they're part of the student council, I think.

1661
01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:16,920
Yeah, yeah, student council.

1662
01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:19,640
I was trying to remember what positions they had.

1663
01:05:19,640 --> 01:05:20,480
But yeah.

1664
01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:23,000
So she gets fucked up.

1665
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:25,320
It just starts basically groping off,

1666
01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:28,120
just shoving their faces into their boobs and shit.

1667
01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:31,320
So she's in her 20s, was she also a school student?

1668
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:32,360
Like a college school girl or what?

1669
01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:33,560
No, she ran the house.

1670
01:05:33,560 --> 01:05:34,400
Oh, okay.

1671
01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:37,160
Like she was the owner of, the proprietor of the house.

1672
01:05:37,160 --> 01:05:38,360
She's the actual landlord.

1673
01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:39,200
Yeah.

1674
01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:40,040
Okay.

1675
01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:43,280
Episode six is called JK, High School Girl.

1676
01:05:43,280 --> 01:05:44,120
JK.

1677
01:05:45,240 --> 01:05:48,200
It's swimsuits and summer break.

1678
01:05:48,200 --> 01:05:49,480
So Aki enters his room

1679
01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:51,880
and is met by a woman who is changing clothes.

1680
01:05:51,880 --> 01:05:54,800
She turns out to be Ayaka's sister, Nana.

1681
01:05:54,800 --> 01:05:55,640
Nana?

1682
01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:58,320
Who teases Aki by proposing to undress,

1683
01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:02,120
by proposing to undress for him,

1684
01:06:02,120 --> 01:06:03,280
calling him feminine

1685
01:06:03,280 --> 01:06:05,520
and trying to check if he really has a penis.

1686
01:06:05,520 --> 01:06:08,720
What the fuck is going on in this fucking whole house?

1687
01:06:09,720 --> 01:06:10,560
I told you.

1688
01:06:10,560 --> 01:06:11,400
And we just did everything.

1689
01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:12,400
Yes, I am a guy.

1690
01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:15,240
Nana stays over the summer

1691
01:06:15,240 --> 01:06:17,240
and they become closer after sharing a bed

1692
01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:18,640
and playing video games together.

1693
01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:19,480
Aw.

1694
01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:21,600
At the public swimming pool,

1695
01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:23,880
Nana's friends, Maiko and Mei,

1696
01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:27,720
spend the day flirting with Aki while calling him feminine.

1697
01:06:27,720 --> 01:06:29,400
He just constantly gets roasted.

1698
01:06:29,400 --> 01:06:30,240
Fucking thing.

1699
01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:32,680
Sounds like he's fucking tearing his self-esteem.

1700
01:06:32,680 --> 01:06:35,960
Then Nana challenges Ayaka to a swimming competition

1701
01:06:35,960 --> 01:06:37,560
where the winner gets to do anything

1702
01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:39,240
that they want with Aki.

1703
01:06:39,240 --> 01:06:41,320
Wait, what has he been put in for?

1704
01:06:41,320 --> 01:06:42,520
Because he's like, ah!

1705
01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:45,760
As they are equally fast,

1706
01:06:45,760 --> 01:06:47,960
the pool closes before a winner is determined.

1707
01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:49,120
Jesus.

1708
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,000
Because you got one that's got like floatation.

1709
01:06:53,440 --> 01:06:56,320
Which you never really have to swim underwater.

1710
01:06:56,320 --> 01:06:57,920
And the other one is like fast as hell.

1711
01:06:57,920 --> 01:06:59,680
Yeah, pretty much.

1712
01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:03,000
Episode seven is called Ghost, Homework and Massage.

1713
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:06,160
Aki and Yuzu watch a television show about ghosts.

1714
01:07:06,160 --> 01:07:08,800
And Aki teases Yuzu about being scared

1715
01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:12,480
until Nana scares him by sneaking up on them later.

1716
01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:14,960
Say, ha ha, you're scared of ghosts.

1717
01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:17,280
Then she scares the shit out of him.

1718
01:07:17,280 --> 01:07:20,000
Later, Nana organizes a test of stamina

1719
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:21,480
between herself and Yuzu,

1720
01:07:21,480 --> 01:07:23,640
where the loser has to store Nana's gym equipment

1721
01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:24,480
in their room.

1722
01:07:25,320 --> 01:07:27,560
What's supposed to be like shit or something?

1723
01:07:27,560 --> 01:07:29,080
Like just a stale sweat.

1724
01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:31,440
Gym equipment.

1725
01:07:31,440 --> 01:07:33,800
Yeah, just that must be fucking rough.

1726
01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:36,920
So Aki, Samir, and Yuri are the judges.

1727
01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:39,280
But Samir keeps declaring Yuzu the winner

1728
01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:41,280
due to finding her attractive.

1729
01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:42,600
Because this is the, because,

1730
01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:47,600
Samir is basically obsessed with Yuzu.

1731
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:50,960
Because she says that she's cute.

1732
01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:52,880
Like she's into like cute, cuddly things.

1733
01:07:52,880 --> 01:07:56,400
And she's obsessed with this girl because she's cute.

1734
01:07:56,400 --> 01:07:57,240
Like she's little.

1735
01:07:57,240 --> 01:08:01,400
And she almost thinks of her as a stuffed animal type thing.

1736
01:08:01,400 --> 01:08:03,640
She gets nosebleeds from just looking at her.

1737
01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:05,760
So they'll petify.

1738
01:08:06,640 --> 01:08:07,760
But they're both kids.

1739
01:08:07,760 --> 01:08:08,600
Okay, okay.

1740
01:08:08,600 --> 01:08:12,480
One I think is like towards the high school end.

1741
01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:16,320
But still, not like into like, not senior,

1742
01:08:16,320 --> 01:08:17,920
but like freshmen.

1743
01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:19,000
Because they're in middle school.

1744
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:23,000
So don't ask questions.

1745
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:23,840
I gots to.

1746
01:08:23,840 --> 01:08:26,640
I'm probably gonna call a cop today.

1747
01:08:27,640 --> 01:08:30,120
Eventually Ayaka lets them keep the equipment

1748
01:08:30,120 --> 01:08:31,280
in the storage room.

1749
01:08:31,280 --> 01:08:33,440
When Ayaka and Aki do garden work,

1750
01:08:33,440 --> 01:08:35,520
Aki is embarrassed after seeing Ayaka's shirt

1751
01:08:35,520 --> 01:08:36,800
get wet and transparent.

1752
01:08:38,240 --> 01:08:39,760
She's got those big boobs.

1753
01:08:39,760 --> 01:08:41,280
Jesus.

1754
01:08:41,280 --> 01:08:44,000
He wants to help more and Uri suggests giving a massage.

1755
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:45,080
He eventually does.

1756
01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:46,560
After practicing on Samir.

1757
01:08:47,440 --> 01:08:49,920
Nana's friends visit to get help with their summer homework.

1758
01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:52,240
During the break, the girls play the king game

1759
01:08:52,240 --> 01:08:53,680
and end up kissing each other.

1760
01:08:56,360 --> 01:08:57,720
A lot of fan service in this.

1761
01:08:57,720 --> 01:08:59,400
A lot of fan service.

1762
01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:01,640
I told you, I told you before we started.

1763
01:09:02,840 --> 01:09:04,400
A lot of fan service.

1764
01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:07,160
Episode eight is called Ear Cleaning,

1765
01:09:07,160 --> 01:09:09,360
Lost Child and Fireworks.

1766
01:09:09,360 --> 01:09:11,720
Ayaka cleans Nana's and the resident's ears.

1767
01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:14,880
Can't do it themselves?

1768
01:09:14,880 --> 01:09:16,880
Aki falls asleep while Ayaka cleans his.

1769
01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:18,200
And the girls tease him about it

1770
01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:21,160
until it is revealed that they fell asleep too.

1771
01:09:21,160 --> 01:09:22,600
Wait, how did they not know?

1772
01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:23,440
What?

1773
01:09:24,440 --> 01:09:25,760
How long did it take to clean some of the ears

1774
01:09:25,760 --> 01:09:27,680
that they fucking fall asleep?

1775
01:09:27,680 --> 01:09:29,560
Where they just spin them a little thing,

1776
01:09:29,560 --> 01:09:31,800
cleaning the outside of your ear.

1777
01:09:31,800 --> 01:09:34,080
With your head laying down on their lap.

1778
01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:36,480
Oh, don't know about that, but okay.

1779
01:09:36,480 --> 01:09:38,480
Yeah, cultural thing.

1780
01:09:38,480 --> 01:09:39,680
But I guess so.

1781
01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:42,200
Later, Nana puts on a yukata

1782
01:09:42,200 --> 01:09:44,480
because of the fireworks festival later that night

1783
01:09:44,480 --> 01:09:46,400
and helps Ayaka find one of her size

1784
01:09:46,400 --> 01:09:47,520
because it's hard to find one

1785
01:09:47,520 --> 01:09:49,120
when she's got some big ass boobs.

1786
01:09:50,360 --> 01:09:52,960
At the festival, Ayaka, Nana and Maiko,

1787
01:09:52,960 --> 01:09:56,040
May and Aki walk together playing festival games.

1788
01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:57,400
After the others tease him,

1789
01:09:57,400 --> 01:09:59,200
Aki leaves the group and gets lost.

1790
01:09:59,200 --> 01:10:02,400
Ayaka finds him and the group watches the fireworks together.

1791
01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:05,120
Nana returns home as school will begin for her again,

1792
01:10:05,120 --> 01:10:07,480
but continues to visit during the weekends.

1793
01:10:07,480 --> 01:10:08,920
So this is after the summer break.

1794
01:10:08,920 --> 01:10:09,840
Okay.

1795
01:10:09,840 --> 01:10:13,360
Episode nine, sweet potato, nursing and poster girl.

1796
01:10:13,360 --> 01:10:14,640
Sweet potatoes.

1797
01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:16,440
God, I don't like sweet potatoes.

1798
01:10:17,560 --> 01:10:19,560
They taste too close to yams, don't they?

1799
01:10:19,560 --> 01:10:20,400
I don't like yams either.

1800
01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:21,240
Exactly.

1801
01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:24,600
So Aki and Ayaka help Nishiki

1802
01:10:24,600 --> 01:10:27,480
with her liquor store's Oktoberfest celebration.

1803
01:10:27,480 --> 01:10:28,320
Oktoberfest.

1804
01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:31,840
Nishiki only has women's uniforms,

1805
01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:33,480
so Aki has to wear a dress.

1806
01:10:33,480 --> 01:10:34,320
Why?

1807
01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:37,040
Working at the liquor store.

1808
01:10:37,040 --> 01:10:39,440
Don't understand this continual running gag

1809
01:10:39,440 --> 01:10:41,160
of him being dressed up as a woman.

1810
01:10:41,160 --> 01:10:42,000
Yes.

1811
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:43,680
She offers to make him the store's poster girl

1812
01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:44,960
because of how pretty he is.

1813
01:10:44,960 --> 01:10:46,240
Oh God.

1814
01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:49,320
Later, Nana visits and ends up making Ayaka insecure

1815
01:10:49,320 --> 01:10:51,440
over her body by talking about weight gain.

1816
01:10:52,520 --> 01:10:55,320
He needs to like, put on some weight there.

1817
01:10:55,320 --> 01:10:57,200
Are you fat pieces?

1818
01:10:57,200 --> 01:10:58,240
It's just a binge.

1819
01:10:59,920 --> 01:11:02,840
But she thinks she's gaining weight, obviously.

1820
01:11:02,840 --> 01:11:07,120
Ayaka exercises the entire night and catches a cold.

1821
01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:08,360
Out there running and shit.

1822
01:11:08,360 --> 01:11:09,360
Jesus.

1823
01:11:09,360 --> 01:11:11,480
Because she thinks she's getting fat, obviously.

1824
01:11:11,480 --> 01:11:13,760
Reminds me of the show, the movie Mallrats.

1825
01:11:13,760 --> 01:11:14,600
Yeah.

1826
01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:15,760
Where this girl was gonna be on a talk show

1827
01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:19,480
and someone made a comment that it adds like 15 pounds

1828
01:11:19,480 --> 01:11:20,520
when you go on TV.

1829
01:11:20,520 --> 01:11:23,400
So she ended up doing laps in the pool all night

1830
01:11:23,400 --> 01:11:25,360
until she had a brain aurasm and died.

1831
01:11:25,360 --> 01:11:26,200
Hmm.

1832
01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:28,600
I'm like, God dang.

1833
01:11:28,600 --> 01:11:29,600
Same type of thing.

1834
01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:32,680
Aki takes care of her while she rests.

1835
01:11:32,680 --> 01:11:35,840
Anne has to embarrassly wipe sweat from her naked body.

1836
01:11:35,840 --> 01:11:36,680
Hmm.

1837
01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:39,640
After she gets better, she promises to return the favor

1838
01:11:39,640 --> 01:11:41,000
if he gets sick.

1839
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:44,440
But of course that makes him flush and almost pass out.

1840
01:11:44,440 --> 01:11:46,280
He gets a fever.

1841
01:11:46,280 --> 01:11:48,000
It's like, I'm sick now.

1842
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:52,240
Episode 10 is called Costume, Penguins and Pretend Sisters.

1843
01:11:52,240 --> 01:11:55,560
So Nishiki visits Ayaka and gives her two tickets

1844
01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:56,400
to the aquarium.

1845
01:11:56,400 --> 01:11:59,240
Later, Aki meets her sister and says,

1846
01:11:59,240 --> 01:12:01,840
Aki meets Nana, Maiko and May in town

1847
01:12:01,840 --> 01:12:03,920
and they go to a karaoke bar together.

1848
01:12:04,760 --> 01:12:07,800
Maiko and May bring him into a photo booth

1849
01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:10,960
and take a picture of themselves kissing him on each side.

1850
01:12:10,960 --> 01:12:11,800
Aw.

1851
01:12:11,800 --> 01:12:14,840
At Sunahara, Nishiki and Ayaka having spent

1852
01:12:14,840 --> 01:12:17,600
the afternoon drinking, drunkenly cuddling kiss.

1853
01:12:18,680 --> 01:12:20,040
Again, a lot of fan service.

1854
01:12:20,040 --> 01:12:21,040
Yeah.

1855
01:12:21,040 --> 01:12:24,120
When the student council comes by, or when they come home,

1856
01:12:24,120 --> 01:12:26,480
they make them join.

1857
01:12:26,480 --> 01:12:29,040
Another day, Ayaka and Aki go to the aquarium

1858
01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:30,280
and watch penguins together.

1859
01:12:30,280 --> 01:12:32,720
Later, the student council takes turns role playing

1860
01:12:32,720 --> 01:12:35,160
as each other's and Aki's older sister

1861
01:12:35,160 --> 01:12:36,840
while Aki tries to avoid mentioning

1862
01:12:36,840 --> 01:12:38,560
that he has his own sister.

1863
01:12:38,560 --> 01:12:39,440
Is that a sister?

1864
01:12:39,440 --> 01:12:40,880
And she used to dress him up too.

1865
01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:42,600
Watch him be butch as hell.

1866
01:12:44,320 --> 01:12:46,760
I don't think it's a boy.

1867
01:12:46,760 --> 01:12:48,920
It's like, that's a baby.

1868
01:12:48,920 --> 01:12:51,400
Yeah, she used to dress him up too though, so.

1869
01:12:51,400 --> 01:12:52,640
It seems like everyone dresses him up.

1870
01:12:52,640 --> 01:12:55,160
And he's like, ah, and he's so little he can't see.

1871
01:12:56,480 --> 01:12:58,800
Cause they're all bigger than he is.

1872
01:12:58,800 --> 01:13:00,360
Episode 11 is called Invasion,

1873
01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:04,640
Sickly Sweet and Hospitality.

1874
01:13:04,640 --> 01:13:08,680
So Aki's older sister, Matsuri, arrives at Sunahara,

1875
01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:10,240
making him wear women's clothing

1876
01:13:10,240 --> 01:13:13,360
while calling him she and sister.

1877
01:13:13,360 --> 01:13:14,200
That bitch.

1878
01:13:14,200 --> 01:13:15,040
Yeah.

1879
01:13:15,040 --> 01:13:18,280
She intends to make him live with her against his wishes

1880
01:13:18,280 --> 01:13:20,760
cause he had moved to the Sunahara house,

1881
01:13:20,760 --> 01:13:23,360
basically to move away from everything,

1882
01:13:23,360 --> 01:13:25,960
like the people making fun of him for being a girl.

1883
01:13:25,960 --> 01:13:28,400
And one thing, but when you dress him up

1884
01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:30,920
as a woman, I mean, I guess as well.

1885
01:13:30,920 --> 01:13:32,280
And then that happens again.

1886
01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:33,120
Jesus.

1887
01:13:35,280 --> 01:13:39,040
But Ayaka intervenes and Matsuri agrees to let Aki stay

1888
01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:41,920
if Ayaka shows that she can take good care of him.

1889
01:13:41,920 --> 01:13:46,040
Ayaka impresses Matsuri with her cooking and care

1890
01:13:46,040 --> 01:13:47,680
and by bathing with her.

1891
01:13:47,680 --> 01:13:50,360
And Matsuri silently accepts Ayaka's abilities.

1892
01:13:50,360 --> 01:13:53,520
Later, Matsuri separates from Aki.

1893
01:13:53,520 --> 01:13:57,360
She separates Aki from Ayaka to take Aki home.

1894
01:13:57,360 --> 01:13:58,440
It's like a tongue twister.

1895
01:13:58,440 --> 01:13:59,880
Yeah, it was like, what the?

1896
01:13:59,880 --> 01:14:02,840
So basically his sister takes him away from the caretaker

1897
01:14:02,840 --> 01:14:05,040
to try to take him back home again after all this.

1898
01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:06,400
Well, where's his parents?

1899
01:14:08,240 --> 01:14:09,440
I think they're dead.

1900
01:14:09,440 --> 01:14:10,280
Oh.

1901
01:14:10,280 --> 01:14:11,100
Yeah.

1902
01:14:11,100 --> 01:14:12,920
I don't know if it's ever specifically stated

1903
01:14:12,920 --> 01:14:13,920
with his parents.

1904
01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:15,160
Right.

1905
01:14:15,160 --> 01:14:16,920
She gets lost and twists her ankle.

1906
01:14:16,920 --> 01:14:19,480
So Aki carries her back to Sunahara.

1907
01:14:19,480 --> 01:14:21,880
With his fucking four foot eight frame?

1908
01:14:21,880 --> 01:14:22,840
Yes.

1909
01:14:22,840 --> 01:14:23,920
92 pounds?

1910
01:14:23,920 --> 01:14:25,480
Accepting that Aki will stay,

1911
01:14:25,480 --> 01:14:27,240
Matsuri transfers to a nearby school

1912
01:14:27,240 --> 01:14:29,040
and continues making him cross-dress.

1913
01:14:29,040 --> 01:14:30,400
Jesus.

1914
01:14:30,400 --> 01:14:32,120
I don't know what it is with the cross-dressing.

1915
01:14:32,120 --> 01:14:35,240
Yeah, I don't know what this writer's obsession is.

1916
01:14:35,240 --> 01:14:37,800
And last episode of this is a heated table,

1917
01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:40,160
yours end in Santa Claus.

1918
01:14:40,160 --> 01:14:43,960
So Yuzu learns that Aki still believes in Santa Claus.

1919
01:14:45,080 --> 01:14:48,480
Cause he's like, I still believe in Santa Claus, Santa.

1920
01:14:48,480 --> 01:14:50,040
And does not want to let him down.

1921
01:14:50,040 --> 01:14:51,680
During Christmas celebrations,

1922
01:14:51,680 --> 01:14:54,600
Nana wants Aki to wear a feminine Santa outfit.

1923
01:14:54,600 --> 01:14:56,160
Jeez, here we go again.

1924
01:14:56,160 --> 01:14:58,160
And Nishiki wants him to be a shrine maiden

1925
01:14:58,160 --> 01:14:59,600
for her store for New Year's.

1926
01:15:00,600 --> 01:15:03,520
It's a two different office that he can choose from.

1927
01:15:03,520 --> 01:15:05,440
To ensure that Aki does not stay awake

1928
01:15:05,440 --> 01:15:08,000
and realizes Santa is not visiting,

1929
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:09,960
Yuzu stays in his room for the night.

1930
01:15:09,960 --> 01:15:12,240
In the evening, Matsuri visits to give Aki

1931
01:15:12,240 --> 01:15:15,320
a Christmas present with the Yaka's help, half asleep.

1932
01:15:15,320 --> 01:15:17,720
Aki mistakes a Yaka for Santa.

1933
01:15:17,720 --> 01:15:18,880
While cleaning the house later,

1934
01:15:18,880 --> 01:15:20,520
the student council searches Aki's room

1935
01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:22,440
for pornographic magazines.

1936
01:15:22,440 --> 01:15:24,760
They find a men's fitness magazine

1937
01:15:24,760 --> 01:15:26,720
and assume despite his protests,

1938
01:15:26,720 --> 01:15:28,120
that he is attracted to men.

1939
01:15:30,240 --> 01:15:32,120
Cause he's doing it, he's got a men's fitness

1940
01:15:32,120 --> 01:15:33,240
cause he wants to get bigger.

1941
01:15:33,240 --> 01:15:34,080
Yeah.

1942
01:15:34,080 --> 01:15:36,000
And I think he's into men.

1943
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:38,520
So why are they looking to go into his room?

1944
01:15:38,520 --> 01:15:40,000
Cause they were looking for porno men.

1945
01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:41,640
But why?

1946
01:15:41,640 --> 01:15:43,680
I don't understand that part.

1947
01:15:43,680 --> 01:15:47,440
Cause I think one of them mistake what he had as a porno.

1948
01:15:47,440 --> 01:15:48,280
Oh.

1949
01:15:48,280 --> 01:15:52,800
So the residents spend New Year's,

1950
01:15:52,800 --> 01:15:55,280
New Year's Eve together and visit a shrine the next day

1951
01:15:55,280 --> 01:15:59,160
where Aki wishes to be manlier and get closer to a Yaka.

1952
01:15:59,160 --> 01:16:01,320
Well, he has that growth spur, but he'll be all right.

1953
01:16:01,320 --> 01:16:03,120
I still think he's gay.

1954
01:16:03,120 --> 01:16:07,360
So now the cross-dressing man think he's gay.

1955
01:16:07,360 --> 01:16:08,200
Well, geez.

1956
01:16:08,200 --> 01:16:09,040
Like dance.

1957
01:16:09,040 --> 01:16:10,600
Throw him to the ringer, huh?

1958
01:16:11,840 --> 01:16:13,240
Little man, can't you breathe?

1959
01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:14,080
No kidding.

1960
01:16:16,400 --> 01:16:18,720
Well, yeah, those 12 episodes of

1961
01:16:20,360 --> 01:16:22,360
Miss Caretaker of Sunahara.

1962
01:16:22,360 --> 01:16:23,960
Miss Caretaker of Sunahara.

1963
01:16:23,960 --> 01:16:25,280
Yep.

1964
01:16:25,280 --> 01:16:29,320
Like I said, if you're into comedy, Slice of Life.

1965
01:16:29,320 --> 01:16:30,360
Big titties.

1966
01:16:30,360 --> 01:16:31,400
Big titties, big titties.

1967
01:16:31,400 --> 01:16:32,640
If you're into big titties.

1968
01:16:32,640 --> 01:16:33,520
Cross-dressing.

1969
01:16:33,520 --> 01:16:35,320
Cross-dressing, yes, yes, yes.

1970
01:16:35,320 --> 01:16:36,720
Fan service of all kinds.

1971
01:16:36,720 --> 01:16:37,560
Yagging.

1972
01:16:39,160 --> 01:16:41,360
Start going to a list of all the fetishes.

1973
01:16:42,800 --> 01:16:45,080
If you're into fetishes, you know, food play.

1974
01:16:46,520 --> 01:16:47,920
Just randomly.

1975
01:16:49,400 --> 01:16:52,320
Like I said, if you're into any of those styles of anime,

1976
01:16:52,320 --> 01:16:54,320
mostly Slice of Life comedy,

1977
01:16:54,320 --> 01:16:55,160
you'll probably like it.

1978
01:16:55,160 --> 01:16:56,000
Animal Crossing.

1979
01:16:59,640 --> 01:17:02,480
But that is all I've got for this week on The Breakdown.

1980
01:17:02,480 --> 01:17:03,640
Ready for some Reddit?

1981
01:17:03,640 --> 01:17:04,800
Yes.

1982
01:17:04,800 --> 01:17:06,000
Alrighty.

1983
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:07,840
First one is by Doobie Tiger.

1984
01:17:07,840 --> 01:17:08,760
Doobie.

1985
01:17:08,760 --> 01:17:09,600
Doobie a tiger.

1986
01:17:09,600 --> 01:17:12,520
That's what I'm gonna say if I ever get killed by a tiger.

1987
01:17:12,520 --> 01:17:13,360
Doobie Tiger.

1988
01:17:13,360 --> 01:17:14,200
Doobie Tiger.

1989
01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:15,040
Doobie a tiger.

1990
01:17:15,040 --> 01:17:16,360
I can't hold it.

1991
01:17:18,080 --> 01:17:19,120
This person puts,

1992
01:17:19,120 --> 01:17:21,360
I've been with my boyfriend for over two years now.

1993
01:17:21,360 --> 01:17:23,240
I first noticed he didn't have good personal hygiene.

1994
01:17:23,240 --> 01:17:24,400
A 19 year old man.

1995
01:17:27,520 --> 01:17:29,600
I first noticed he didn't have good personal hygiene

1996
01:17:29,600 --> 01:17:30,760
before we even got together.

1997
01:17:30,760 --> 01:17:32,640
The smegma must be wild on him.

1998
01:17:32,640 --> 01:17:34,240
I noticed he smelled sometimes.

1999
01:17:35,840 --> 01:17:38,480
He is the loveliest guy and has the sweetest heart

2000
01:17:38,480 --> 01:17:40,760
so I could see past the bad sweat.

2001
01:17:40,760 --> 01:17:42,000
After a few months of being together,

2002
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:43,160
I noticed it was much more.

2003
01:17:43,160 --> 01:17:45,440
For example, his oral hygiene is awful.

2004
01:17:45,440 --> 01:17:47,160
He barely brushes his teeth,

2005
01:17:47,160 --> 01:17:49,280
only whenever I remind him to do so.

2006
01:17:49,280 --> 01:17:52,240
He says he does, but the plaque and state of his teeth

2007
01:17:52,240 --> 01:17:53,080
say otherwise.

2008
01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:57,200
Jesus.

2009
01:17:57,200 --> 01:17:58,720
I always brush my teeth now.

2010
01:17:58,720 --> 01:17:59,560
Yeah.

2011
01:17:59,560 --> 01:18:00,560
No cavities baby.

2012
01:18:00,560 --> 01:18:01,440
I don't even go to the dentist,

2013
01:18:01,440 --> 01:18:03,320
but I make sure I brush my teeth daily.

2014
01:18:03,320 --> 01:18:05,720
If not three times a day, it depends.

2015
01:18:05,720 --> 01:18:08,400
Like on what you're eating and shit like that.

2016
01:18:08,400 --> 01:18:09,800
I always brush my teeth before bed.

2017
01:18:09,800 --> 01:18:11,720
Like coffee coming out of asshole.

2018
01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:13,640
You gotta brush your teeth.

2019
01:18:13,640 --> 01:18:14,720
He does some shit coffee.

2020
01:18:14,720 --> 01:18:15,560
Yes.

2021
01:18:17,040 --> 01:18:18,960
Also, this one affects me the most,

2022
01:18:18,960 --> 01:18:21,680
but he doesn't wipe his butt properly.

2023
01:18:21,680 --> 01:18:22,520
What the fuck?

2024
01:18:22,520 --> 01:18:24,560
I don't understand how these men can get women

2025
01:18:24,560 --> 01:18:28,000
when they're like absolute fucking just unkempt

2026
01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:30,800
and ungroomed and go figure.

2027
01:18:30,800 --> 01:18:31,640
Women are crazy.

2028
01:18:32,840 --> 01:18:35,000
I get to look past all his violent tendencies

2029
01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:36,680
and oral hygiene.

2030
01:18:36,680 --> 01:18:37,520
I'm like, come on girl.

2031
01:18:37,520 --> 01:18:39,160
It's like girl, you're playing it yourself.

2032
01:18:39,160 --> 01:18:40,360
Yeah.

2033
01:18:40,360 --> 01:18:43,120
So he doesn't wipe his butt properly slash at all.

2034
01:18:43,120 --> 01:18:45,800
It'd be like the guy that, the chicks that date a guy,

2035
01:18:45,800 --> 01:18:47,640
he's got no job, always at home,

2036
01:18:47,640 --> 01:18:48,760
and he's always giving him money.

2037
01:18:48,760 --> 01:18:49,680
I'm like, come on now.

2038
01:18:49,680 --> 01:18:52,720
You know, I would probably fuck him bum out of the house.

2039
01:18:54,680 --> 01:18:56,760
The offspring made a song about that.

2040
01:18:56,760 --> 01:18:59,320
Where it's, why don't you get a job?

2041
01:18:59,320 --> 01:19:00,160
Exactly.

2042
01:19:03,440 --> 01:19:05,560
All right, so properly slash at all

2043
01:19:05,560 --> 01:19:07,360
after going to the loo.

2044
01:19:07,360 --> 01:19:08,320
I tried to forget about it.

2045
01:19:08,320 --> 01:19:09,160
England, huh?

2046
01:19:10,240 --> 01:19:11,480
Or somewhere of an English.

2047
01:19:11,480 --> 01:19:12,320
Yeah.

2048
01:19:12,320 --> 01:19:14,080
The loo, it's very English.

2049
01:19:15,440 --> 01:19:17,920
I tried to forget about it the first couple of times.

2050
01:19:17,920 --> 01:19:20,800
And put it in, never forget his fucking shit states.

2051
01:19:20,800 --> 01:19:22,480
Come on girl, come on.

2052
01:19:23,440 --> 01:19:24,960
And put it to an accident.

2053
01:19:24,960 --> 01:19:27,880
He used to dirty my sheets when he slept over.

2054
01:19:27,880 --> 01:19:31,080
I would've fucking thrown him out and the sheets.

2055
01:19:31,080 --> 01:19:32,160
It was like, ugh.

2056
01:19:32,160 --> 01:19:33,480
It's like, what the fuck?

2057
01:19:33,480 --> 01:19:36,600
What do you, why do you put up with this shit?

2058
01:19:36,600 --> 01:19:37,440
I don't know.

2059
01:19:37,440 --> 01:19:38,520
That's weird.

2060
01:19:38,520 --> 01:19:39,680
Weird to me anyway.

2061
01:19:41,120 --> 01:19:42,960
Weird, yeah, it's weird to everybody.

2062
01:19:42,960 --> 01:19:43,800
Which?

2063
01:19:43,800 --> 01:19:44,640
He cannot be that desperate.

2064
01:19:44,640 --> 01:19:46,320
He cannot be that good looking.

2065
01:19:46,320 --> 01:19:48,720
Now you can put up with some disgusting habits.

2066
01:19:50,400 --> 01:19:53,240
Even Johnny Depp got tired of Amber Heard.

2067
01:19:53,240 --> 01:19:54,840
And she's like statistically

2068
01:19:54,840 --> 01:19:57,320
the most beautiful person in the world.

2069
01:19:57,320 --> 01:19:58,160
He's like, nah.

2070
01:19:59,160 --> 01:20:00,680
He took a shit on my pillowcase.

2071
01:20:02,240 --> 01:20:04,320
Ain't no coming back from that.

2072
01:20:05,320 --> 01:20:06,520
So he used to dirty my sheets

2073
01:20:06,520 --> 01:20:08,160
whenever he slept over at my house.

2074
01:20:08,160 --> 01:20:09,600
But then it started to get worse

2075
01:20:09,600 --> 01:20:11,960
when I'd have to wash my sheets pretty much every week,

2076
01:20:11,960 --> 01:20:13,960
which was expensive for me as a student.

2077
01:20:13,960 --> 01:20:16,880
I talked to him about this crying and he said,

2078
01:20:16,880 --> 01:20:18,440
crying, I'm gonna mention you,

2079
01:20:18,440 --> 01:20:19,760
wash your fucking ass.

2080
01:20:20,760 --> 01:20:22,800
That means he doesn't even take a fucking shower.

2081
01:20:22,800 --> 01:20:24,640
No kidding.

2082
01:20:24,640 --> 01:20:25,680
And said how it affects me

2083
01:20:25,680 --> 01:20:29,040
and how he needs to sort it out ASAP.

2084
01:20:29,040 --> 01:20:31,160
This was five months into our relationship

2085
01:20:31,160 --> 01:20:32,000
whenever I said this.

2086
01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:32,840
Five months.

2087
01:20:32,840 --> 01:20:35,400
It should have been a week in your relationship.

2088
01:20:35,400 --> 01:20:37,840
We were over two years now and he still doesn't.

2089
01:20:37,840 --> 01:20:38,840
He's still with him?

2090
01:20:38,840 --> 01:20:43,840
She's still with him?

2091
01:20:43,840 --> 01:20:47,640
I have had this months into our relationship

2092
01:20:47,640 --> 01:20:49,280
whenever I said this.

2093
01:20:49,280 --> 01:20:51,640
We are over two years now and he still does this.

2094
01:20:51,640 --> 01:20:52,480
Blah, blah, blah.

2095
01:20:52,480 --> 01:20:53,680
Oh, sorry.

2096
01:20:53,680 --> 01:20:55,240
I have had this conversation with him

2097
01:20:55,240 --> 01:20:57,160
so many times I can't count.

2098
01:20:57,160 --> 01:21:00,040
He says he will change it and that he is trying.

2099
01:21:00,040 --> 01:21:02,480
To be honest, I have seen some improvement

2100
01:21:02,480 --> 01:21:03,680
from what it used to be like.

2101
01:21:03,680 --> 01:21:04,520
And he's trying.

2102
01:21:04,520 --> 01:21:06,120
Like it's a hurdle.

2103
01:21:06,120 --> 01:21:07,800
Hard to clean your fucking asshole.

2104
01:21:07,800 --> 01:21:08,640
Yes.

2105
01:21:08,640 --> 01:21:11,800
Like it's somehow like a hindrance to his lifestyle.

2106
01:21:12,680 --> 01:21:13,800
Here's where it gets a little worse.

2107
01:21:13,800 --> 01:21:15,880
FYI, he is a large guy.

2108
01:21:17,560 --> 01:21:18,520
Okay.

2109
01:21:18,520 --> 01:21:19,680
So he's a fat guy too.

2110
01:21:20,720 --> 01:21:21,880
What, he can't reach his butt hole?

2111
01:21:21,880 --> 01:21:22,720
Maybe not.

2112
01:21:23,880 --> 01:21:25,400
So I can understand it may be difficult

2113
01:21:25,400 --> 01:21:26,360
to reach around there.

2114
01:21:26,360 --> 01:21:27,200
Oh my God.

2115
01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:30,920
Don't you fucking try to justify his bullshit.

2116
01:21:30,920 --> 01:21:32,480
He better wipe his ass.

2117
01:21:32,480 --> 01:21:33,440
Like a fucking shower.

2118
01:21:33,440 --> 01:21:34,600
Yeah, fucking,

2119
01:21:34,600 --> 01:21:36,120
spread your butt cheeks in the shower head

2120
01:21:36,120 --> 01:21:37,200
and just fucking wipe your,

2121
01:21:37,200 --> 01:21:39,840
I don't give a fuck what you gotta do.

2122
01:21:39,840 --> 01:21:42,320
But being fat, that is my biggest fear in life.

2123
01:21:42,320 --> 01:21:44,000
It's stinking like that.

2124
01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:45,160
I don't ever,

2125
01:21:45,160 --> 01:21:46,000
that's fucking weird.

2126
01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:47,760
Cold, we're doing fuck.

2127
01:21:49,440 --> 01:21:51,000
Oh.

2128
01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:53,200
But it's been too long.

2129
01:21:53,200 --> 01:21:56,200
I reckon if he lost some weight, it would help.

2130
01:21:56,200 --> 01:21:57,640
To do a 600 pounds?

2131
01:21:57,640 --> 01:21:58,960
It's fat moments.

2132
01:21:58,960 --> 01:22:00,680
Lost some weight.

2133
01:22:00,680 --> 01:22:03,000
He has been trying to lose weight for the past eight months,

2134
01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:05,760
but I'm not really seeing any change there either.

2135
01:22:05,760 --> 01:22:08,120
I'm assuming because his diet hasn't changed.

2136
01:22:08,120 --> 01:22:10,800
Well, fuck no shit, Sherlock.

2137
01:22:11,800 --> 01:22:14,800
Here's why I'm so upset about it, right?

2138
01:22:14,800 --> 01:22:16,880
Like I'm currently single

2139
01:22:16,880 --> 01:22:18,880
and I would not date any time soon

2140
01:22:18,880 --> 01:22:20,440
until I have a huge amount of medical stuff

2141
01:22:20,440 --> 01:22:21,640
I gotta take care of.

2142
01:22:21,640 --> 01:22:23,800
So I would not put anyone through my bullshit.

2143
01:22:23,800 --> 01:22:25,080
But you fixed yourself first.

2144
01:22:25,080 --> 01:22:26,560
Right, but it's just the guys,

2145
01:22:26,560 --> 01:22:27,880
he's like, oh, okay.

2146
01:22:27,880 --> 01:22:29,480
You nasty motherfucker.

2147
01:22:29,480 --> 01:22:31,920
I've been trying to support him through this too.

2148
01:22:31,920 --> 01:22:33,600
I'd really appreciate some help

2149
01:22:33,600 --> 01:22:35,160
with how I can get some change.

2150
01:22:35,160 --> 01:22:36,120
I'll support him too.

2151
01:22:36,120 --> 01:22:37,080
You know that video shit

2152
01:22:37,080 --> 01:22:38,320
where the guy getting whipped with a belt?

2153
01:22:38,320 --> 01:22:39,160
Yeah.

2154
01:22:39,160 --> 01:22:41,040
That's to help him, I give him.

2155
01:22:41,040 --> 01:22:43,120
Maybe I'm not saying the right thing.

2156
01:22:43,120 --> 01:22:45,640
It's like he doesn't care about it enough to stop this.

2157
01:22:45,640 --> 01:22:47,760
It's as though he is comfortable being gross.

2158
01:22:47,760 --> 01:22:49,400
I don't understand.

2159
01:22:49,400 --> 01:22:50,840
I don't understand why you're dating him.

2160
01:22:50,840 --> 01:22:54,040
Exactly, you've been with the motherfucker for two years.

2161
01:22:54,040 --> 01:22:55,920
The hell did you think was gonna happen?

2162
01:22:55,920 --> 01:22:58,400
Usually men get worse as they date longer.

2163
01:22:58,400 --> 01:22:59,720
He started worse at the beginning.

2164
01:22:59,720 --> 01:23:00,560
Right.

2165
01:23:00,560 --> 01:23:01,480
He stayed the same.

2166
01:23:01,480 --> 01:23:02,680
At least he's consistent.

2167
01:23:02,680 --> 01:23:06,360
He showed you who he was to begin with.

2168
01:23:06,360 --> 01:23:07,440
Why are you bitching now?

2169
01:23:07,440 --> 01:23:10,920
Yeah, your fucking sheets are fucking ruined.

2170
01:23:10,920 --> 01:23:13,000
And if he's a big dude and leaving shit stains,

2171
01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:14,800
oh my God, this shit smell like meers.

2172
01:23:14,800 --> 01:23:16,560
They smell like fucking craters.

2173
01:23:19,800 --> 01:23:20,640
Jesus Christ.

2174
01:23:20,640 --> 01:23:23,560
They smell like ass, like ripe ass.

2175
01:23:24,680 --> 01:23:25,640
Nobody wants that.

2176
01:23:25,640 --> 01:23:26,920
Never settle.

2177
01:23:26,920 --> 01:23:28,600
When you feel like you can't find somebody,

2178
01:23:28,600 --> 01:23:30,800
don't just settle for anybody.

2179
01:23:30,800 --> 01:23:34,440
Like obviously, red flags are there for a reason.

2180
01:23:34,440 --> 01:23:35,520
Well, I was gonna say, there's some people

2181
01:23:35,520 --> 01:23:37,280
that do have like extremely high standards

2182
01:23:37,280 --> 01:23:38,400
that are just fucking crazy.

2183
01:23:38,400 --> 01:23:39,320
I get that.

2184
01:23:39,320 --> 01:23:40,440
But there's...

2185
01:23:40,440 --> 01:23:42,600
Yeah, like I wanna marry Ryan Gosling.

2186
01:23:42,600 --> 01:23:44,200
I know it's never gonna happen.

2187
01:23:45,280 --> 01:23:46,360
But a man can dream.

2188
01:23:47,680 --> 01:23:51,720
But like, oh, that girl has some self respect.

2189
01:23:51,720 --> 01:23:52,560
Yeah, Jesus.

2190
01:23:52,560 --> 01:23:54,600
They're doing the same shit.

2191
01:23:54,600 --> 01:23:55,440
Like that self respect.

2192
01:23:55,440 --> 01:23:57,760
You wake up and your pillowcase is just fucking smeared

2193
01:23:57,760 --> 01:23:59,160
and shit.

2194
01:23:59,160 --> 01:24:01,000
Come on.

2195
01:24:01,000 --> 01:24:03,000
Huh, you get that.

2196
01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:05,520
Hey Alan, why don't we wipe his ass for him at this point?

2197
01:24:05,520 --> 01:24:06,800
Do it for him at this point.

2198
01:24:06,800 --> 01:24:08,880
Yeah, or have him wear a diaper to bed.

2199
01:24:10,080 --> 01:24:11,440
It's like no pussy for you.

2200
01:24:13,400 --> 01:24:14,400
Oh, that's bad.

2201
01:24:14,400 --> 01:24:15,920
All right, next one is by...

2202
01:24:17,600 --> 01:24:20,400
I feel like we've heard the shit stains on the floor,

2203
01:24:20,400 --> 01:24:21,640
on the bed before.

2204
01:24:21,640 --> 01:24:23,200
Like this is like a common occurrence with...

2205
01:24:23,200 --> 01:24:24,520
I know.

2206
01:24:24,520 --> 01:24:25,360
It's scary.

2207
01:24:26,720 --> 01:24:28,080
Although to be fair, if you're only watching...

2208
01:24:28,080 --> 01:24:29,120
You're not wearing underwear?

2209
01:24:29,120 --> 01:24:30,040
That's what I'm wondering about.

2210
01:24:30,040 --> 01:24:30,880
Probably not.

2211
01:24:33,000 --> 01:24:34,240
It's so fucking foul.

2212
01:24:34,240 --> 01:24:35,400
It just seeps through.

2213
01:24:36,400 --> 01:24:38,040
You just can squeeze through the underwear?

2214
01:24:38,040 --> 01:24:39,760
Oh God.

2215
01:24:39,760 --> 01:24:40,960
But on top of that, girl,

2216
01:24:40,960 --> 01:24:42,800
you should be washing your sheets every fucking week.

2217
01:24:42,800 --> 01:24:45,360
What the fuck are you talking about?

2218
01:24:45,360 --> 01:24:46,520
Well, I mean, she's a college girl,

2219
01:24:46,520 --> 01:24:49,280
so she probably doesn't have as much time and money

2220
01:24:49,280 --> 01:24:50,960
to constantly...

2221
01:24:50,960 --> 01:24:53,480
Yeah, but laundromats aren't that expensive.

2222
01:24:53,480 --> 01:24:54,320
Hey man, I'm just...

2223
01:24:54,320 --> 01:24:56,040
I get it if you don't have the time to do it.

2224
01:24:56,040 --> 01:24:57,080
Okay, that's fine.

2225
01:24:57,080 --> 01:24:58,600
You know, fair.

2226
01:24:58,600 --> 01:25:01,320
But when you got a dude that's shitting on him,

2227
01:25:01,320 --> 01:25:04,320
I like her waiting a week to wash those sheets.

2228
01:25:04,320 --> 01:25:06,320
She's doing the best she can.

2229
01:25:07,360 --> 01:25:10,240
So I mean, she's going back to bed the next night,

2230
01:25:10,240 --> 01:25:11,680
laying in the streets.

2231
01:25:11,680 --> 01:25:14,480
Unless she has like multiple bed sheets

2232
01:25:14,480 --> 01:25:15,840
and she's changing them out,

2233
01:25:17,040 --> 01:25:18,440
is what I'm hoping.

2234
01:25:18,440 --> 01:25:19,920
That's not what she could.

2235
01:25:19,920 --> 01:25:21,000
Well, that's what I'm assuming.

2236
01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:22,360
He used to dirty my sheets

2237
01:25:22,360 --> 01:25:24,080
whenever he slept over at my house.

2238
01:25:24,080 --> 01:25:25,520
Unless he didn't sleep over that often,

2239
01:25:25,520 --> 01:25:27,320
so she would wash them the day after.

2240
01:25:28,760 --> 01:25:30,240
That'd make more sense.

2241
01:25:30,240 --> 01:25:31,320
Let's hope.

2242
01:25:31,320 --> 01:25:33,760
But she's been with him for two years.

2243
01:25:33,760 --> 01:25:36,920
So that dormitory, her fucking room must be pissed.

2244
01:25:36,920 --> 01:25:38,240
Her dorm just smells like ass.

2245
01:25:38,240 --> 01:25:40,960
Yeah, like actual literal filthy ass.

2246
01:25:42,760 --> 01:25:44,600
All right, next one is by Flight.

2247
01:25:44,600 --> 01:25:45,840
Look at, I stopped at that one.

2248
01:25:45,840 --> 01:25:47,080
I'm at it.

2249
01:25:47,080 --> 01:25:47,920
This person fits.

2250
01:25:47,920 --> 01:25:49,760
So I'm a young guy and I was recently

2251
01:25:49,760 --> 01:25:51,320
at one of my friend's weddings.

2252
01:25:51,320 --> 01:25:52,520
There was a lot of people there

2253
01:25:52,520 --> 01:25:54,240
and we were having a pretty good time.

2254
01:25:54,240 --> 01:25:55,680
During the night at the reception,

2255
01:25:55,680 --> 01:25:57,200
I happened to meet a girl at my table.

2256
01:25:57,200 --> 01:25:58,560
We were talking, having drinks together

2257
01:25:58,560 --> 01:26:00,200
and getting to know each other.

2258
01:26:00,200 --> 01:26:01,400
As the night was going on,

2259
01:26:01,400 --> 01:26:03,640
the thought of going back to a hotel room came up,

2260
01:26:03,640 --> 01:26:06,920
but I didn't really wanna leave too far away from the party.

2261
01:26:06,920 --> 01:26:10,320
So I brought up just going to my car and then coming back.

2262
01:26:10,320 --> 01:26:11,760
I do quite the gentleman.

2263
01:26:12,800 --> 01:26:15,200
When I said this to her face, she got pretty annoyed

2264
01:26:15,200 --> 01:26:17,440
and said that she wouldn't feel comfortable in the car.

2265
01:26:17,440 --> 01:26:18,640
And that was a wrong,

2266
01:26:18,640 --> 01:26:21,800
that I was wrong for suggesting that at a wedding.

2267
01:26:21,800 --> 01:26:24,400
Everything basically fell apart from that point.

2268
01:26:24,400 --> 01:26:26,760
We ended up having to leave each other alone

2269
01:26:26,760 --> 01:26:27,800
the rest of the night.

2270
01:26:27,800 --> 01:26:29,960
I definitely feel like I fucked up there for sure.

2271
01:26:29,960 --> 01:26:31,320
No, you don't say.

2272
01:26:31,320 --> 01:26:32,720
You don't think so?

2273
01:26:32,720 --> 01:26:34,400
You think you fucked up horribly.

2274
01:26:34,400 --> 01:26:35,720
Wanna fuck in the closet?

2275
01:26:37,000 --> 01:26:38,600
I'm surprised you didn't offer that.

2276
01:26:38,600 --> 01:26:39,440
That's what I was thinking too.

2277
01:26:39,440 --> 01:26:41,520
Like, what about the bathroom stall?

2278
01:26:43,160 --> 01:26:45,040
What about from the window to the wall?

2279
01:26:45,040 --> 01:26:46,920
With the sweat off on my balls.

2280
01:26:46,920 --> 01:26:49,000
Skis, skis, skis, skis.

2281
01:26:49,000 --> 01:26:52,160
All right, next one is by ExtraRate8552.

2282
01:26:52,160 --> 01:26:53,000
This person puts,

2283
01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:53,960
a few months ago,

2284
01:26:53,960 --> 01:26:56,600
I was in the young psych ward due to depression.

2285
01:26:56,600 --> 01:26:57,440
Oh.

2286
01:26:57,440 --> 01:26:59,280
I met a girl who would always listen

2287
01:26:59,280 --> 01:27:00,520
and be super nice to me,

2288
01:27:00,520 --> 01:27:02,440
but also tell me unsettling things

2289
01:27:02,440 --> 01:27:05,000
like having abused animals in her childhood.

2290
01:27:05,000 --> 01:27:07,680
That would offset everything immediately.

2291
01:27:07,680 --> 01:27:09,440
I like to drown puppies.

2292
01:27:09,440 --> 01:27:12,240
Being able to turn her empathy off,

2293
01:27:12,240 --> 01:27:14,320
wanting to kill her parents and stuff like that.

2294
01:27:14,320 --> 01:27:17,000
Jesus Christ, that would be fucking terrifying.

2295
01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:18,840
I was bored and suicidal.

2296
01:27:18,840 --> 01:27:20,320
Thrilled by this unique friendship

2297
01:27:20,320 --> 01:27:22,160
and thinking nothing of it since we were locked in.

2298
01:27:22,160 --> 01:27:24,680
No, I'm trying to fucking drown you in your sleep.

2299
01:27:25,600 --> 01:27:27,560
However, soon after my release,

2300
01:27:27,560 --> 01:27:29,760
she successfully contested her court order.

2301
01:27:29,760 --> 01:27:31,120
Oh fuck.

2302
01:27:32,120 --> 01:27:35,080
It was discharged against medical advice.

2303
01:27:35,080 --> 01:27:36,400
Shit.

2304
01:27:36,400 --> 01:27:37,720
And she knew where I lived.

2305
01:27:37,720 --> 01:27:39,160
We continued to text after that.

2306
01:27:39,160 --> 01:27:40,920
I don't know if you fucking text her.

2307
01:27:40,920 --> 01:27:42,800
I realized I was the only person

2308
01:27:42,800 --> 01:27:45,080
that she could confide in,

2309
01:27:45,080 --> 01:27:46,160
and I felt bad for her.

2310
01:27:46,160 --> 01:27:47,720
No, don't feel bad for her.

2311
01:27:47,720 --> 01:27:50,240
She would tell me about how bad she was doing

2312
01:27:50,240 --> 01:27:52,080
about her suicidal thoughts.

2313
01:27:52,080 --> 01:27:54,040
Until one day, she sent a voicemail

2314
01:27:54,040 --> 01:27:56,000
telling me that she was planning a whole rampage

2315
01:27:56,000 --> 01:27:58,200
to kill all the people that had wronged her.

2316
01:27:59,960 --> 01:28:02,680
Well, you need to call the police immediately.

2317
01:28:02,680 --> 01:28:04,000
Alarmed, I went to the police.

2318
01:28:04,000 --> 01:28:04,840
Thank you.

2319
01:28:04,840 --> 01:28:06,400
A sane person on Reddit.

2320
01:28:07,280 --> 01:28:09,480
Who questioned me, paid her a visit.

2321
01:28:09,480 --> 01:28:11,160
They called me and said that they didn't think

2322
01:28:11,160 --> 01:28:12,320
that she was a danger at all.

2323
01:28:12,320 --> 01:28:14,520
Fuck them, they're just gonna kill me now.

2324
01:28:14,520 --> 01:28:15,360
For saddling.

2325
01:28:15,360 --> 01:28:16,760
Yeah.

2326
01:28:16,760 --> 01:28:19,800
It was probably just angry when saying that.

2327
01:28:21,160 --> 01:28:23,360
Probably just, what do you mean probably just angry?

2328
01:28:23,360 --> 01:28:25,360
She was probably just angry when saying that.

2329
01:28:25,360 --> 01:28:27,440
I thought it sounded like, it was probably just angry.

2330
01:28:27,440 --> 01:28:28,280
I'm like, what's it?

2331
01:28:28,280 --> 01:28:29,680
It.

2332
01:28:29,680 --> 01:28:31,560
Naturally, she concluded that it was me

2333
01:28:31,560 --> 01:28:32,480
who had betrayed her.

2334
01:28:32,480 --> 01:28:33,320
Fuck.

2335
01:28:33,320 --> 01:28:34,600
But I tried my best to convince her

2336
01:28:34,600 --> 01:28:36,160
that it had probably been my parents

2337
01:28:36,160 --> 01:28:37,760
who had checked my phone and reported it,

2338
01:28:37,760 --> 01:28:40,440
and that she was at least pretended to believe me.

2339
01:28:40,440 --> 01:28:42,040
Fast forward to today.

2340
01:28:42,040 --> 01:28:43,280
I suddenly noticed a photo

2341
01:28:43,280 --> 01:28:45,400
that she had sent without any context.

2342
01:28:45,400 --> 01:28:47,520
When I clicked on it, my jaw dropped.

2343
01:28:47,520 --> 01:28:49,800
It showed her posing with bloody hands and face,

2344
01:28:49,800 --> 01:28:50,760
a lighter in her hand,

2345
01:28:50,760 --> 01:28:52,440
and a burning stove in the background.

2346
01:28:52,440 --> 01:28:55,080
I concluded the worst and went to the police ASAP.

2347
01:28:55,080 --> 01:28:56,400
After further questioning,

2348
01:28:56,400 --> 01:28:58,560
they told me that they had already known about it,

2349
01:28:58,560 --> 01:29:00,520
and that she had caused a decent fire

2350
01:29:00,520 --> 01:29:01,600
in an apartment block,

2351
01:29:01,600 --> 01:29:04,360
and smashed some windows after a fight with her parents.

2352
01:29:05,240 --> 01:29:08,360
Fortunately, no one besides her was hurt.

2353
01:29:08,360 --> 01:29:10,880
They thanked me for providing them with further proof

2354
01:29:10,880 --> 01:29:13,320
and told me that she would probably go back to the psych ward.

2355
01:29:13,320 --> 01:29:14,560
When I left the interview room,

2356
01:29:14,560 --> 01:29:16,800
I honestly couldn't believe my eyes whenever I saw her

2357
01:29:16,800 --> 01:29:19,000
sitting in the hallway, looking at the floor.

2358
01:29:19,960 --> 01:29:21,120
I didn't believe my jaw.

2359
01:29:21,120 --> 01:29:21,960
It hurt!

2360
01:29:23,600 --> 01:29:26,240
Our gaze met, and I think we were equally shocked.

2361
01:29:26,240 --> 01:29:27,080
Uh-oh.

2362
01:29:27,080 --> 01:29:28,320
Before I quickly walked away,

2363
01:29:28,320 --> 01:29:29,560
I jumped through the window.

2364
01:29:29,560 --> 01:29:31,160
It got the fuck out of me.

2365
01:29:31,160 --> 01:29:34,960
I feel like I'm in double trouble, or deep trouble.

2366
01:29:34,960 --> 01:29:35,800
Double trouble?

2367
01:29:35,800 --> 01:29:36,640
Yeah, you're in double trouble.

2368
01:29:36,640 --> 01:29:38,400
She fucking fights you and kills you.

2369
01:29:38,400 --> 01:29:40,080
Eventually, she will be released again.

2370
01:29:40,080 --> 01:29:40,920
Yeah.

2371
01:29:40,920 --> 01:29:43,440
And there's no denying now that I snitched on her.

2372
01:29:43,440 --> 01:29:45,520
I have no trust in the judicial system.

2373
01:29:45,520 --> 01:29:46,360
I don't consider that snitching

2374
01:29:46,360 --> 01:29:47,800
if it's fucking life and limb.

2375
01:29:47,800 --> 01:29:48,640
Yeah.

2376
01:29:48,640 --> 01:29:52,920
I have no trust in the judicial system's judgment anymore.

2377
01:29:52,920 --> 01:29:56,600
The police told me she might be a danger to me,

2378
01:29:56,600 --> 01:29:58,640
but she'll be locked up for a while now.

2379
01:29:58,640 --> 01:30:00,120
And if the smallest things happens,

2380
01:30:00,120 --> 01:30:00,960
I can just call 911.

2381
01:30:00,960 --> 01:30:03,360
Yeah, you imagine, like,

2382
01:30:03,360 --> 01:30:05,520
this is why people are always like,

2383
01:30:05,520 --> 01:30:07,960
oh, don't mess with these people, don't mess with you.

2384
01:30:07,960 --> 01:30:11,280
Imagine having somebody on their hunt list

2385
01:30:11,280 --> 01:30:12,360
with your name on it, right?

2386
01:30:12,360 --> 01:30:13,200
Yeah.

2387
01:30:13,200 --> 01:30:15,400
And like, every time you go to the movies,

2388
01:30:15,400 --> 01:30:17,880
you go to the grocery store, you sleep at night,

2389
01:30:17,880 --> 01:30:19,440
you gotta lock your house down,

2390
01:30:19,440 --> 01:30:21,320
you gotta wait, like, is this the night?

2391
01:30:21,320 --> 01:30:22,600
And like, you'll forget about it, right?

2392
01:30:22,600 --> 01:30:24,600
Because people that don't-

2393
01:30:24,600 --> 01:30:25,760
Generally forget about things

2394
01:30:25,760 --> 01:30:27,400
that haven't affected you in a while.

2395
01:30:27,400 --> 01:30:31,280
Yeah, so you're a little lax in your fucking judgment,

2396
01:30:31,280 --> 01:30:32,280
like, oh, take it quickly.

2397
01:30:32,280 --> 01:30:34,480
Like, you know, did I remember to lock the back door?

2398
01:30:34,480 --> 01:30:35,920
I'll be all wrecked.

2399
01:30:35,920 --> 01:30:38,720
And you wake up, your house fucking burning down.

2400
01:30:39,880 --> 01:30:41,320
Or she's standing over you in the,

2401
01:30:41,320 --> 01:30:44,360
or she's like, she's squatted down on one of the,

2402
01:30:44,360 --> 01:30:45,560
when you dress her, right?

2403
01:30:45,560 --> 01:30:46,680
With just her beady red eyes.

2404
01:30:46,680 --> 01:30:49,200
She's looking at you like, uh-oh.

2405
01:30:49,200 --> 01:30:51,600
So this is your sign to not stay in touch

2406
01:30:51,600 --> 01:30:53,520
with the suspect's psych ward friend,

2407
01:30:53,520 --> 01:30:56,640
because that story might not end well,

2408
01:30:56,640 --> 01:30:58,000
but I hope mine does.

2409
01:30:58,000 --> 01:31:00,120
Well, you better hope you got a nine millimeter

2410
01:31:00,120 --> 01:31:02,160
and a carry at all times.

2411
01:31:02,160 --> 01:31:03,840
Better make sure you live in Texas

2412
01:31:03,840 --> 01:31:06,640
or a free, an open carry state.

2413
01:31:06,640 --> 01:31:08,200
Jesus, man.

2414
01:31:08,200 --> 01:31:09,960
Where you just go get a gun anytime you need it.

2415
01:31:09,960 --> 01:31:11,400
Because for you, right,

2416
01:31:11,400 --> 01:31:12,680
you're just living your regular life.

2417
01:31:12,680 --> 01:31:14,720
For them, that's the only thought.

2418
01:31:14,720 --> 01:31:15,920
They're only gonna think,

2419
01:31:15,920 --> 01:31:17,680
and mostly if she's already in a psych ward,

2420
01:31:17,680 --> 01:31:21,160
she's locked up, she's already got a fucking list.

2421
01:31:21,160 --> 01:31:22,000
Fuck.

2422
01:31:22,000 --> 01:31:23,160
No, you're gonna be on it.

2423
01:31:23,160 --> 01:31:24,840
You'll be number one.

2424
01:31:24,840 --> 01:31:27,960
You got moved up, you got jumped above everybody.

2425
01:31:27,960 --> 01:31:29,000
You were on her friend list,

2426
01:31:29,000 --> 01:31:30,200
which was her and her imaginary,

2427
01:31:30,200 --> 01:31:31,720
you and her imaginary friend.

2428
01:31:31,720 --> 01:31:33,960
And she moved the imaginary friend to the kill list,

2429
01:31:33,960 --> 01:31:35,800
and now you two.

2430
01:31:35,800 --> 01:31:37,200
You're both on it?

2431
01:31:37,200 --> 01:31:38,440
You're like, fuck.

2432
01:31:38,440 --> 01:31:43,440
All right, next one is by Turbox39, person puts.

2433
01:31:45,280 --> 01:31:47,560
I have been in the process of applying

2434
01:31:47,560 --> 01:31:49,160
for a new job within my company.

2435
01:31:49,160 --> 01:31:51,280
That'd be a huge jump in my career.

2436
01:31:51,280 --> 01:31:53,600
I was selected yesterday as the lucky candidate

2437
01:31:53,600 --> 01:31:55,880
and have since been negotiating the salary.

2438
01:31:55,880 --> 01:31:57,280
This morning, I showed up early to work

2439
01:31:57,280 --> 01:31:59,160
for some things I wanted to get done ASAP,

2440
01:31:59,160 --> 01:32:00,440
two to three hours in.

2441
01:32:00,440 --> 01:32:02,840
I wrapped up with my high priority items

2442
01:32:02,840 --> 01:32:05,720
and was clearing my emails.

2443
01:32:05,720 --> 01:32:08,400
So, like any reasonable human,

2444
01:32:08,400 --> 01:32:11,360
any reasonable human being,

2445
01:32:11,360 --> 01:32:13,600
I whip up my phone to spin the poke stop

2446
01:32:13,600 --> 01:32:16,560
that is at my office building to see what's around.

2447
01:32:18,160 --> 01:32:19,000
While I'm doing this,

2448
01:32:19,000 --> 01:32:21,560
the CEO of the company that owns my company,

2449
01:32:21,560 --> 01:32:25,080
who unknowingly to me was visiting our office today,

2450
01:32:25,080 --> 01:32:27,080
comes up to me as he knows I am being promoted

2451
01:32:27,080 --> 01:32:29,520
to run a new branch we are opening.

2452
01:32:29,520 --> 01:32:30,640
I put my phone down,

2453
01:32:30,640 --> 01:32:31,880
and the moment he came up to my,

2454
01:32:31,880 --> 01:32:33,640
the moment that he came up to my side,

2455
01:32:33,640 --> 01:32:35,880
I can't see who was coming up behind my desk.

2456
01:32:35,880 --> 01:32:39,040
I see, sorry, that's worded weird.

2457
01:32:39,040 --> 01:32:40,840
I can't see who's coming up behind me

2458
01:32:40,840 --> 01:32:44,000
as my desk faces out a nice window,

2459
01:32:44,000 --> 01:32:45,600
but there is no real hiding it

2460
01:32:45,600 --> 01:32:48,000
no matter how quick I put my phone down.

2461
01:32:48,000 --> 01:32:51,320
Long story short, my boss pulled me into his office

2462
01:32:51,320 --> 01:32:54,400
about an hour later and had me spoken with,

2463
01:32:55,760 --> 01:32:57,760
and he had spoken with the president of our company,

2464
01:32:57,760 --> 01:33:00,200
my boss, the hiring manager about it already.

2465
01:33:00,200 --> 01:33:01,720
My boss told me that he couldn't say

2466
01:33:01,720 --> 01:33:02,840
whether or not it would affect me

2467
01:33:02,840 --> 01:33:04,280
getting the position or not though.

2468
01:33:04,280 --> 01:33:06,000
And I can't catch him all?

2469
01:33:06,000 --> 01:33:07,760
Fingers and toes crossed for me.

2470
01:33:07,760 --> 01:33:11,120
I'm looking forward to a 70% pay bump.

2471
01:33:11,120 --> 01:33:12,480
Be on your very best behavior

2472
01:33:12,480 --> 01:33:13,920
when expecting a promotion, kids.

2473
01:33:13,920 --> 01:33:16,760
Shit, 70%, man.

2474
01:33:16,760 --> 01:33:18,560
All that to almost a double pay increase.

2475
01:33:18,560 --> 01:33:20,480
Almost to catch a fucking bullshit Pokemon?

2476
01:33:20,480 --> 01:33:21,320
Yeah.

2477
01:33:21,320 --> 01:33:22,160
Got that.

2478
01:33:22,160 --> 01:33:23,000
At the Poke stop.

2479
01:33:23,000 --> 01:33:23,840
Got that.

2480
01:33:23,840 --> 01:33:26,520
Next one is by Pogod.

2481
01:33:27,880 --> 01:33:28,720
So that one?

2482
01:33:28,720 --> 01:33:30,760
Yeah, P-O-G-G-O-D.

2483
01:33:30,760 --> 01:33:31,600
All good.

2484
01:33:32,440 --> 01:33:34,080
This person puts, earlier today,

2485
01:33:34,080 --> 01:33:35,520
I smoked a little too much weed

2486
01:33:35,520 --> 01:33:37,200
and was half freaking out.

2487
01:33:37,200 --> 01:33:39,320
I needed something to mindlessly focus on

2488
01:33:39,320 --> 01:33:41,920
and it was about, and it was our first

2489
01:33:41,920 --> 01:33:44,960
70 degree day of the year, so I said, fuck it.

2490
01:33:44,960 --> 01:33:46,720
I'm gonna mow the lawn.

2491
01:33:46,720 --> 01:33:47,960
Good idea.

2492
01:33:47,960 --> 01:33:49,320
Now I have a push mower,

2493
01:33:49,320 --> 01:33:51,560
but the self propulsion doesn't work anymore.

2494
01:33:51,560 --> 01:33:53,960
So you have to push the thing the whole time.

2495
01:33:53,960 --> 01:33:56,600
It's heavy as fuck and actually a damn good workout.

2496
01:33:56,600 --> 01:33:58,360
Jesus Christ.

2497
01:33:58,360 --> 01:34:02,160
I also have noise canceling headphones I wear while I mow.

2498
01:34:02,160 --> 01:34:04,120
That, at full volume, almost completely

2499
01:34:04,120 --> 01:34:05,320
drone out the noise of the mower.

2500
01:34:05,320 --> 01:34:06,520
Yes, it actually does.

2501
01:34:06,520 --> 01:34:08,600
If you use noise canceling headphones,

2502
01:34:08,600 --> 01:34:10,200
drones out that mower quite a bit.

2503
01:34:10,200 --> 01:34:11,400
I'm too insane for that.

2504
01:34:12,720 --> 01:34:14,760
There's a sniper out there, I guarantee it.

2505
01:34:14,760 --> 01:34:16,560
Keep my head on a swivel.

2506
01:34:16,560 --> 01:34:18,760
So I throw some Hans Zimmer on a full blast

2507
01:34:18,760 --> 01:34:19,920
and start mowing.

2508
01:34:19,920 --> 01:34:21,920
About two minutes into my dog,

2509
01:34:21,920 --> 01:34:25,560
about two minutes in, my dog dropped his ball in my path

2510
01:34:25,560 --> 01:34:27,720
and I had to stop mowing to throw it to him.

2511
01:34:27,720 --> 01:34:28,720
When I got back to the mower,

2512
01:34:28,720 --> 01:34:31,000
I just grabbed the handles and started mowing again.

2513
01:34:31,000 --> 01:34:32,640
Here's where the problem starts.

2514
01:34:32,640 --> 01:34:36,560
I let go of the mower's handles, which makes it turn off,

2515
01:34:36,560 --> 01:34:38,040
and then just grabbed the handles again

2516
01:34:38,040 --> 01:34:39,040
and started pushing.

2517
01:34:39,040 --> 01:34:41,080
So he just did not mow his lawn?

2518
01:34:41,080 --> 01:34:44,040
My dumb ass pushed a heavy mower around the yard

2519
01:34:44,040 --> 01:34:45,640
for 40 minutes before I realized

2520
01:34:45,640 --> 01:34:47,400
I wasn't actually cutting the grass.

2521
01:34:47,400 --> 01:34:48,560
Yeah.

2522
01:34:48,560 --> 01:34:50,600
I was in such a bliss and joy in nature

2523
01:34:50,600 --> 01:34:53,160
and Hans Zimmer genius that it didn't click

2524
01:34:53,160 --> 01:34:55,360
until I looked at the last section of my yard,

2525
01:34:55,360 --> 01:34:57,160
which is down a little drainage ditch

2526
01:34:57,160 --> 01:34:59,920
where the grass is noticeably longer that it clicked.

2527
01:34:59,920 --> 01:35:02,000
I can't imagine what my neighbors thought

2528
01:35:02,000 --> 01:35:05,320
as I walked past a kid pushing a non-run...

2529
01:35:06,320 --> 01:35:09,000
I looked like a kid pushing a non-running lawn mower

2530
01:35:09,000 --> 01:35:10,080
around his yard.

2531
01:35:10,080 --> 01:35:12,960
So just no noise, he's just moving back and forth.

2532
01:35:12,960 --> 01:35:15,200
Yeah, just going over the grass.

2533
01:35:17,480 --> 01:35:18,320
Oh my gosh.

2534
01:35:18,320 --> 01:35:20,600
You didn't even feel it vibrating or anything?

2535
01:35:20,600 --> 01:35:22,880
He might have one of those higher end ones.

2536
01:35:22,880 --> 01:35:23,720
Images like...

2537
01:35:23,720 --> 01:35:26,120
I know, how do you not know is my question.

2538
01:35:26,120 --> 01:35:26,960
It's like you get done

2539
01:35:26,960 --> 01:35:28,280
and you still feel the tingling in your hands.

2540
01:35:28,280 --> 01:35:31,440
Yeah, that's what happens when you're high though.

2541
01:35:33,200 --> 01:35:34,280
High off your ass.

2542
01:35:34,280 --> 01:35:36,080
God dang.

2543
01:35:36,080 --> 01:35:37,560
I'm gonna go mow.

2544
01:35:37,560 --> 01:35:39,120
Gotta go mow the lawn.

2545
01:35:39,120 --> 01:35:40,920
I'm glad the Tarzan take a dark turn.

2546
01:35:40,920 --> 01:35:42,760
He ran over his fucking dog or something.

2547
01:35:42,760 --> 01:35:44,520
I ran over the dog and didn't realize.

2548
01:35:44,520 --> 01:35:45,360
Fuck.

2549
01:35:46,400 --> 01:35:50,520
Next one is by Hawkeye Guy, 11-2-3-5.

2550
01:35:50,520 --> 01:35:52,680
Damn they're undefeated in the Avengers universe.

2551
01:35:52,680 --> 01:35:54,920
Growing up, anytime I got into trouble,

2552
01:35:54,920 --> 01:35:56,760
went to a party, did substances,

2553
01:35:56,760 --> 01:35:58,400
snuck out after curfew,

2554
01:35:58,400 --> 01:36:00,400
anything a red-blooded teenager would do

2555
01:36:00,400 --> 01:36:01,920
for fun in the late 90s,

2556
01:36:01,920 --> 01:36:04,240
there was what I felt like a 95% chance

2557
01:36:04,240 --> 01:36:05,520
my parents would find out about it

2558
01:36:05,520 --> 01:36:08,120
within a couple of days, a week tops.

2559
01:36:08,120 --> 01:36:10,880
It wasn't just that, I'd gone to a party.

2560
01:36:10,880 --> 01:36:13,320
They knew who was out there, who was there,

2561
01:36:13,320 --> 01:36:14,160
who got the booze,

2562
01:36:14,160 --> 01:36:16,520
whether the host parents granted permission,

2563
01:36:16,520 --> 01:36:19,760
they knew who I had smoked pot with,

2564
01:36:19,760 --> 01:36:21,840
they knew which girl I had snuck out to see,

2565
01:36:21,840 --> 01:36:23,200
in short, they knew everything.

2566
01:36:23,200 --> 01:36:24,480
What the fuck, what are they spies,

2567
01:36:24,480 --> 01:36:27,280
police officers, detectives, what the fuck?

2568
01:36:27,280 --> 01:36:28,680
I've spent the last couple of decades

2569
01:36:28,680 --> 01:36:30,840
believing that my unassuming folks

2570
01:36:30,840 --> 01:36:32,160
had built a surveillance network

2571
01:36:32,160 --> 01:36:37,160
that was on par with Stasi, KGB, and CIA combined.

2572
01:36:37,360 --> 01:36:39,760
Jesus, it sounds like it.

2573
01:36:39,760 --> 01:36:41,680
For not being particularly social,

2574
01:36:41,680 --> 01:36:44,040
it seemed that they knew everyone.

2575
01:36:44,040 --> 01:36:45,480
The paranoia was palpable.

2576
01:36:47,000 --> 01:36:48,920
Would the overnight cashier at the gas station

2577
01:36:48,920 --> 01:36:51,040
I tried to buy cigarettes from at 2 a.m. somehow

2578
01:36:51,040 --> 01:36:53,680
get a message to them as soon as I left the store?

2579
01:36:53,680 --> 01:36:55,600
Were my parents actually private investigators?

2580
01:36:55,600 --> 01:36:56,520
It was uncanny.

2581
01:36:57,880 --> 01:36:59,600
I was having a birthday meal with my mom, dad,

2582
01:36:59,600 --> 01:37:00,480
and my brother recently,

2583
01:37:00,480 --> 01:37:03,280
and a story came up that had somehow gone undetected

2584
01:37:03,280 --> 01:37:05,880
by their phantom army of informants.

2585
01:37:05,880 --> 01:37:07,800
After the laughs had subsided,

2586
01:37:07,800 --> 01:37:09,400
my dear mother shrugged her shoulders

2587
01:37:09,400 --> 01:37:11,160
and said something along the lines of,

2588
01:37:11,160 --> 01:37:14,440
must have overslept that morning.

2589
01:37:14,440 --> 01:37:17,200
After pushing for an explanation, the truth came out.

2590
01:37:17,200 --> 01:37:19,680
My mom has always been an early riser.

2591
01:37:19,680 --> 01:37:21,760
She typically got up before the sun was up.

2592
01:37:21,760 --> 01:37:24,640
I, on the other hand, have never been a morning person.

2593
01:37:24,640 --> 01:37:26,040
Quite the opposite, in fact.

2594
01:37:26,040 --> 01:37:27,560
Unless I have some compelling reason

2595
01:37:27,560 --> 01:37:29,080
to get out from underneath the covers,

2596
01:37:29,080 --> 01:37:30,760
I'll easily sleep past 10 a.m.

2597
01:37:31,720 --> 01:37:36,720
My maternal unit discovered

2598
01:37:38,360 --> 01:37:40,200
that if she interrogated me

2599
01:37:40,200 --> 01:37:42,120
at some unholy hour of the morning,

2600
01:37:42,120 --> 01:37:46,680
I would crack like a calcium deficient chicken.

2601
01:37:46,680 --> 01:37:48,600
So desperate was I to sleep

2602
01:37:48,600 --> 01:37:50,840
until the sun was well above the horizon,

2603
01:37:50,840 --> 01:37:53,040
I would tell her anything that she asked,

2604
01:37:53,040 --> 01:37:54,920
implicated anyone involved,

2605
01:37:54,920 --> 01:37:57,720
just to be left to fuck along long enough to drip back off.

2606
01:37:57,720 --> 01:38:00,000
Did you not realize what he was doing?

2607
01:38:00,000 --> 01:38:02,840
Best of all, as long as she kept things short,

2608
01:38:02,840 --> 01:38:04,560
I never woke up enough to remember.

2609
01:38:04,560 --> 01:38:05,840
Jesus Christ.

2610
01:38:05,840 --> 01:38:07,400
She had that shit down bad.

2611
01:38:07,400 --> 01:38:10,000
Jesus, so he was just telling on himself.

2612
01:38:10,000 --> 01:38:11,960
Yeah, I was floored.

2613
01:38:11,960 --> 01:38:14,040
I was my own informant all along.

2614
01:38:15,080 --> 01:38:17,120
I was the one dropping dime on myself.

2615
01:38:17,120 --> 01:38:19,520
God dang double-H, I didn't even know it.

2616
01:38:19,520 --> 01:38:21,840
I felt nauseous in the room, did he spin?

2617
01:38:21,840 --> 01:38:22,680
Gee, I would too.

2618
01:38:22,680 --> 01:38:23,680
I'm like, well, hey, but.

2619
01:38:25,520 --> 01:38:26,800
So he just told him everything.

2620
01:38:26,800 --> 01:38:29,280
So basically she caught him in his sleep-talking phase.

2621
01:38:29,280 --> 01:38:32,000
Yeah, like he's in between waking and sleeping.

2622
01:38:32,000 --> 01:38:34,600
And he just, he just dripped back off.

2623
01:38:34,600 --> 01:38:35,960
Reminds me one time where,

2624
01:38:37,040 --> 01:38:37,880
that shit is real,

2625
01:38:37,880 --> 01:38:42,560
because I was still awake and trying to go to sleep,

2626
01:38:42,560 --> 01:38:45,200
but everyone else, I had a bunch of friends over,

2627
01:38:45,200 --> 01:38:47,040
and they were all dead asleep.

2628
01:38:47,040 --> 01:38:49,040
And one was on the bed,

2629
01:38:49,040 --> 01:38:50,640
because he had won the game, I guess.

2630
01:38:50,640 --> 01:38:52,200
And so we were all on the floor.

2631
01:38:52,200 --> 01:38:53,760
It's like five of us in there.

2632
01:38:53,760 --> 01:38:58,160
And he just like, one of my friends gets up and he's like,

2633
01:38:58,160 --> 01:38:59,120
Cody, cold air.

2634
01:38:59,120 --> 01:39:01,480
And he lays on top of his other friend.

2635
01:39:01,480 --> 01:39:03,280
I don't know why he said Cody, cold air.

2636
01:39:03,280 --> 01:39:05,240
And then he just lays on top of Cody

2637
01:39:05,240 --> 01:39:06,800
and fucking falls back asleep.

2638
01:39:08,520 --> 01:39:09,640
I'm like, what?

2639
01:39:10,680 --> 01:39:12,520
Cody, shit's weird.

2640
01:39:12,520 --> 01:39:14,760
Another time we stayed up all night, right?

2641
01:39:14,760 --> 01:39:16,040
Well, I did.

2642
01:39:16,040 --> 01:39:20,000
And I woke up at fucking,

2643
01:39:20,000 --> 01:39:21,840
I felt like I was at six in the morning,

2644
01:39:21,840 --> 01:39:24,280
woke up at five in the afternoon.

2645
01:39:24,280 --> 01:39:26,080
He had fallen asleep at around one

2646
01:39:26,080 --> 01:39:27,720
and woke up at five in the afternoon too.

2647
01:39:27,720 --> 01:39:28,760
Oh my God.

2648
01:39:28,760 --> 01:39:30,720
Yeah, that's what I could understand.

2649
01:39:30,720 --> 01:39:32,720
He had slept as long as I had.

2650
01:39:32,720 --> 01:39:34,120
Almost a full fucking day.

2651
01:39:34,120 --> 01:39:36,080
Yeah. Oh my God.

2652
01:39:36,080 --> 01:39:37,640
I'm like, bro, are you okay?

2653
01:39:38,800 --> 01:39:42,640
So again, I'm just, just cracking bones and shit.

2654
01:39:42,640 --> 01:39:43,720
That was weird.

2655
01:39:43,720 --> 01:39:45,320
I could never sleep that long.

2656
01:39:45,320 --> 01:39:47,920
Like never, never slept that late ever again.

2657
01:39:47,920 --> 01:39:49,440
Yeah, no.

2658
01:39:49,440 --> 01:39:51,480
I feel bad if I get done with work, go home

2659
01:39:51,480 --> 01:39:53,400
and you know, after getting everything finished,

2660
01:39:53,400 --> 01:39:54,720
I'll sit down in a chair or something.

2661
01:39:54,720 --> 01:39:56,040
It's like pass out for like 30 minutes.

2662
01:39:56,040 --> 01:39:58,640
Like, but I mean, like from one,

2663
01:39:58,640 --> 01:39:59,600
from that rare, you know,

2664
01:39:59,600 --> 01:40:00,960
1 a.m. to 5 p.m.

2665
01:40:00,960 --> 01:40:02,880
Fucking shit.

2666
01:40:02,880 --> 01:40:05,160
That's like, that's 12 plus another four is what?

2667
01:40:05,160 --> 01:40:07,200
15 hours?

2668
01:40:07,200 --> 01:40:09,280
16. 16 hours?

2669
01:40:09,280 --> 01:40:10,120
Jesus Christ.

2670
01:40:10,120 --> 01:40:11,600
He slept over 16 hours.

2671
01:40:11,600 --> 01:40:12,680
Like a fucking cat.

2672
01:40:13,560 --> 01:40:14,400
It was weird.

2673
01:40:14,400 --> 01:40:15,240
Like, damn.

2674
01:40:16,240 --> 01:40:17,960
Like that's hard to sleep that.

2675
01:40:17,960 --> 01:40:19,800
Like for me, I can't sleep that long.

2676
01:40:19,800 --> 01:40:21,200
Otherwise, I don't think anyone can.

2677
01:40:21,200 --> 01:40:23,120
Like you wake up and you just don't feel right.

2678
01:40:23,120 --> 01:40:24,560
You wake up even more exhausted.

2679
01:40:24,560 --> 01:40:25,400
Yeah.

2680
01:40:25,400 --> 01:40:26,680
When you were asleep, your body's fighting

2681
01:40:26,680 --> 01:40:28,400
to wake you up the entire time.

2682
01:40:29,440 --> 01:40:32,520
Next one is by Saiga Spurs and Pits.

2683
01:40:32,520 --> 01:40:34,360
Nice short story for you all.

2684
01:40:34,360 --> 01:40:36,120
Today, I was doing a food shop

2685
01:40:36,120 --> 01:40:37,840
with my 70 year old mom at Tesco.

2686
01:40:37,840 --> 01:40:40,040
So I'm assuming British.

2687
01:40:40,040 --> 01:40:43,120
As usual, we started in the fresh produce section,

2688
01:40:43,120 --> 01:40:46,240
which I wandered off to grab some salad stuff for lunch.

2689
01:40:46,240 --> 01:40:49,280
I got the usual basics, lettuce, peppers, and tomatoes.

2690
01:40:50,200 --> 01:40:51,800
All that was left was the cucumber.

2691
01:40:51,800 --> 01:40:52,880
Looking over the offerings,

2692
01:40:52,880 --> 01:40:54,520
none looked particularly good.

2693
01:40:54,520 --> 01:40:56,960
So I spent a while trying to find a decent one.

2694
01:40:56,960 --> 01:40:59,120
We prefer long, thinner cucumbers.

2695
01:40:59,120 --> 01:41:01,000
First world problems I know.

2696
01:41:01,000 --> 01:41:02,360
Like a thin, not fat, huh?

2697
01:41:03,560 --> 01:41:04,600
I get back to the trolley.

2698
01:41:04,600 --> 01:41:06,840
So yes, this is Britain, I'm assuming.

2699
01:41:06,840 --> 01:41:09,040
And start scanning and packing my hole.

2700
01:41:09,040 --> 01:41:11,880
When my mom, my mom, my mom,

2701
01:41:11,880 --> 01:41:14,840
spots the cucumber and pulls a face.

2702
01:41:14,840 --> 01:41:17,000
She asks if that was the best they had.

2703
01:41:17,000 --> 01:41:18,760
And this is where I effed up.

2704
01:41:18,760 --> 01:41:20,120
Without thinking, I replied,

2705
01:41:20,120 --> 01:41:23,080
yeah, I know all the cucumbers are chodes today, it seems.

2706
01:41:24,160 --> 01:41:26,640
Then it happened, the dreaded words.

2707
01:41:26,640 --> 01:41:27,560
What's a chode?

2708
01:41:28,680 --> 01:41:31,160
Mine freezes and I jump stammer out of it.

2709
01:41:31,160 --> 01:41:32,960
Out of it doesn't mean anything.

2710
01:41:35,840 --> 01:41:37,520
I meant there was no decent cucumbers

2711
01:41:37,520 --> 01:41:39,520
and I start to furiously concentrate

2712
01:41:39,520 --> 01:41:41,640
on what is left in the shopping list.

2713
01:41:41,640 --> 01:41:44,240
All around the shop, she keeps asking what a chode is.

2714
01:41:46,160 --> 01:41:49,240
Whilst I am desperately trying to evade the question.

2715
01:41:49,240 --> 01:41:51,760
Shopping over, the subject seems to be dropped.

2716
01:41:51,760 --> 01:41:54,160
I think I am safe until later that afternoon.

2717
01:41:54,160 --> 01:41:55,800
I get a text from my brother asking me

2718
01:41:55,800 --> 01:41:57,440
what the hell mom is watching.

2719
01:41:58,280 --> 01:42:03,280
I check the answer, I check and answer painting YouTubes.

2720
01:42:03,280 --> 01:42:06,440
Then why the hell is she asking what chodes are?

2721
01:42:06,440 --> 01:42:07,520
The fuck are chodes?

2722
01:42:08,560 --> 01:42:10,840
Short, fat dicks.

2723
01:42:10,840 --> 01:42:12,160
Short, fat dicks, huh?

2724
01:42:12,160 --> 01:42:13,000
Yes.

2725
01:42:13,000 --> 01:42:13,840
Hmm.

2726
01:42:13,840 --> 01:42:16,000
So apparently it was a short, fat cucumber.

2727
01:42:17,360 --> 01:42:18,760
Looks like a chode.

2728
01:42:18,760 --> 01:42:19,600
Weird.

2729
01:42:19,600 --> 01:42:20,680
Cause I didn't know what the fuck it was.

2730
01:42:20,680 --> 01:42:21,520
I didn't even hear that.

2731
01:42:21,520 --> 01:42:23,400
What the fuck is that?

2732
01:42:23,400 --> 01:42:25,160
She's a good girl, isn't she?

2733
01:42:27,200 --> 01:42:29,200
Imagine your mom looking at shit up.

2734
01:42:29,200 --> 01:42:30,040
What you doing?

2735
01:42:30,040 --> 01:42:31,560
YouTube?

2736
01:42:31,560 --> 01:42:32,400
It shows.

2737
01:42:32,400 --> 01:42:33,920
It's a random fucking choice.

2738
01:42:35,120 --> 01:42:37,280
All right, and last one for the night.

2739
01:42:37,280 --> 01:42:42,280
This is by Sneak Hwang, S-N-K-H-U-O-N-G.

2740
01:42:44,120 --> 01:42:48,120
This person puts, I live in a studio with my cat, Bagette.

2741
01:42:48,120 --> 01:42:49,760
Bagette is a good little cat

2742
01:42:49,760 --> 01:42:51,440
who has never had a putty accident

2743
01:42:51,440 --> 01:42:55,200
and she seems to enjoy her poo poo time very much

2744
01:42:55,200 --> 01:42:58,880
judging by the zombies, sorry, judging by the zoomie,

2745
01:42:58,880 --> 01:43:01,400
she always has after she finishes her business.

2746
01:43:03,600 --> 01:43:05,480
Pupples love to do that too.

2747
01:43:05,480 --> 01:43:07,760
Take a shit and then just run full speed.

2748
01:43:07,760 --> 01:43:08,600
I gotta get out of here.

2749
01:43:08,600 --> 01:43:09,840
This place smells like shit.

2750
01:43:11,040 --> 01:43:13,960
Anyway, this studio is pretty ancient

2751
01:43:13,960 --> 01:43:16,360
as it's dated back to at least Victorian times

2752
01:43:16,360 --> 01:43:18,280
so the plumbing system was bad.

2753
01:43:18,280 --> 01:43:20,440
Today, I had a bit too much Mexican food

2754
01:43:20,440 --> 01:43:22,200
and totally destroyed the toilet.

2755
01:43:22,200 --> 01:43:23,680
And I mean literally destroyed it

2756
01:43:23,680 --> 01:43:25,080
because it was completely clogged.

2757
01:43:25,080 --> 01:43:26,040
Damn.

2758
01:43:26,040 --> 01:43:27,880
I had to call a plumber, but before he arrived,

2759
01:43:27,880 --> 01:43:30,320
I realized I shouldn't have had so much burrito

2760
01:43:30,320 --> 01:43:31,640
as the second wave was coming

2761
01:43:31,640 --> 01:43:34,080
and not even Leonidas himself

2762
01:43:34,080 --> 01:43:36,440
could hold back such a massive force.

2763
01:43:36,440 --> 01:43:39,040
What is he gonna take a shit at, I wonder?

2764
01:43:39,040 --> 01:43:42,560
I looked at the toilet and water level was too high.

2765
01:43:42,560 --> 01:43:45,520
There was no way I could rush to the public toilet in time

2766
01:43:45,520 --> 01:43:46,480
with my honor.

2767
01:43:48,440 --> 01:43:51,880
Told him his magic took a deuce and a fucking litter box.

2768
01:43:51,880 --> 01:43:54,840
With my honor intact, the only solution now

2769
01:43:54,840 --> 01:43:56,360
is my cat's litter box.

2770
01:43:58,720 --> 01:44:00,360
That cat's like, you better not.

2771
01:44:00,360 --> 01:44:01,560
To my cat's horror.

2772
01:44:01,560 --> 01:44:04,520
Yeah, I sat on the box and the box did no chance

2773
01:44:04,520 --> 01:44:05,840
against the violence.

2774
01:44:05,840 --> 01:44:06,680
Jesus.

2775
01:44:06,680 --> 01:44:08,520
That had about to ensue.

2776
01:44:09,640 --> 01:44:12,600
It's like, the liquid shit.

2777
01:44:12,600 --> 01:44:14,200
And then the cat's just like, no.

2778
01:44:15,840 --> 01:44:18,640
I had to throw away the box due to the collateral damage.

2779
01:44:18,640 --> 01:44:20,080
Jesus Christ.

2780
01:44:20,080 --> 01:44:23,680
And since it was late, I couldn't buy a new box for Baguette.

2781
01:44:23,680 --> 01:44:25,080
She seems to hate me now.

2782
01:44:25,080 --> 01:44:27,640
Had no fucking care, you ruined her fucking toilet.

2783
01:44:27,640 --> 01:44:32,640
You destroyed Baguette's litter box with a deuce of it.

2784
01:44:32,640 --> 01:44:33,480
Jesus.

2785
01:44:34,480 --> 01:44:36,880
Like seriously, there was no other options.

2786
01:44:36,880 --> 01:44:39,360
I mean, when people are in a desperate situation,

2787
01:44:39,360 --> 01:44:40,200
they come up with the-

2788
01:44:40,200 --> 01:44:41,040
No, they just sweat beating.

2789
01:44:41,040 --> 01:44:41,880
Yeah, they just come up with,

2790
01:44:41,880 --> 01:44:43,440
this is the only option I have.

2791
01:44:44,600 --> 01:44:46,400
Like when they're like,

2792
01:44:49,720 --> 01:44:52,560
like when they're, let's say they're in the bathroom, right?

2793
01:44:52,560 --> 01:44:53,880
And there's no fucking toilet,

2794
01:44:53,880 --> 01:44:55,240
they're like, fuck, there's no toilet.

2795
01:44:55,240 --> 01:44:56,880
And they just look down and they're like,

2796
01:44:56,880 --> 01:44:58,880
and they just look down at their shirt.

2797
01:44:59,800 --> 01:45:00,640
You know what I mean?

2798
01:45:00,640 --> 01:45:02,920
Like they always have the randomest like decisions.

2799
01:45:02,920 --> 01:45:04,360
Yeah, it's true.

2800
01:45:04,360 --> 01:45:06,120
Like people, they panic.

2801
01:45:06,120 --> 01:45:07,160
Immediately.

2802
01:45:08,560 --> 01:45:11,480
Instead of having like a cool like, or like-

2803
01:45:11,480 --> 01:45:12,960
Thinking it's like, huh, what can I do?

2804
01:45:12,960 --> 01:45:15,960
You get locked in a room and you fucking flip out.

2805
01:45:15,960 --> 01:45:16,800
Yeah, people really do.

2806
01:45:16,800 --> 01:45:18,560
Like if the door gets stuck.

2807
01:45:18,560 --> 01:45:20,960
Look, we had the dude that locked himself in the freezer.

2808
01:45:20,960 --> 01:45:22,280
He shit in a bucket.

2809
01:45:22,280 --> 01:45:23,600
And you know, he lost his,

2810
01:45:23,600 --> 01:45:25,200
he went fucking primal immediately.

2811
01:45:25,200 --> 01:45:27,960
Oh, oh, look, it's a fucking gorilla.

2812
01:45:27,960 --> 01:45:31,600
We've read some stories where people have went fucking crazy.

2813
01:45:31,600 --> 01:45:34,360
He's got to take a deep breath and figure it out.

2814
01:45:34,360 --> 01:45:36,560
It's like, just calm down a second.

2815
01:45:36,560 --> 01:45:37,720
You'll find a solution.

2816
01:45:39,200 --> 01:45:40,040
What would I have done?

2817
01:45:40,040 --> 01:45:43,440
I would probably like, probably took a shit in a bath.

2818
01:45:44,320 --> 01:45:45,160
Or something.

2819
01:45:45,160 --> 01:45:46,360
That would have made more sense.

2820
01:45:46,360 --> 01:45:47,200
Trying to hang up.

2821
01:45:47,200 --> 01:45:48,040
It's already liquid.

2822
01:45:48,040 --> 01:45:48,860
Yeah, just dump that bitch

2823
01:45:48,860 --> 01:45:50,960
in a fucking plastic bag and toss that bitch out.

2824
01:45:50,960 --> 01:45:53,440
That, or you have the shower, you got,

2825
01:45:53,440 --> 01:45:54,280
like there's plenty of-

2826
01:45:54,280 --> 01:45:55,640
I'm not gonna shit in the shower.

2827
01:45:55,640 --> 01:45:56,720
I'll never be the same.

2828
01:45:56,720 --> 01:45:57,560
It's the same.

2829
01:45:57,560 --> 01:45:59,120
She's like, oh God, my shower.

2830
01:45:59,120 --> 01:46:00,680
You don't feel like PewDiePie?

2831
01:46:01,800 --> 01:46:03,080
I don't know what that means.

2832
01:46:03,080 --> 01:46:06,040
Where he had a story about that a long, years ago.

2833
01:46:06,040 --> 01:46:06,920
Where he's like, you know,

2834
01:46:06,920 --> 01:46:08,360
you didn't shit in the shower ever?

2835
01:46:08,360 --> 01:46:10,960
I didn't, I had to push it down my feet.

2836
01:46:10,960 --> 01:46:11,880
It's like, oh.

2837
01:46:11,880 --> 01:46:13,760
Odd choice to take a dump in the shower.

2838
01:46:13,760 --> 01:46:15,000
I think it was at a camp.

2839
01:46:16,520 --> 01:46:17,360
Of course.

2840
01:46:17,360 --> 01:46:19,160
All those weird shit happens in a camp.

2841
01:46:20,880 --> 01:46:22,400
From what I've seen, yes.

2842
01:46:22,400 --> 01:46:23,240
I guess it does.

2843
01:46:23,240 --> 01:46:24,440
From what we heard, yeah.

2844
01:46:24,440 --> 01:46:25,560
Yeah.

2845
01:46:25,560 --> 01:46:27,840
You never want to go to a school camp trip, no?

2846
01:46:27,840 --> 01:46:29,200
Not at all.

2847
01:46:29,200 --> 01:46:30,400
Not fun.

2848
01:46:30,400 --> 01:46:33,040
But anything else, Ted, before we head out tonight?

2849
01:46:33,040 --> 01:46:34,240
I'm too devastated now.

2850
01:46:35,600 --> 01:46:36,960
Do you feel like baguette?

2851
01:46:36,960 --> 01:46:39,760
No, I feel like fucking that dude taking a fucking,

2852
01:46:39,760 --> 01:46:41,920
wiping his ass with fucking bed sheets.

2853
01:46:41,920 --> 01:46:43,640
That's the first story?

2854
01:46:43,640 --> 01:46:44,720
Yeah.

2855
01:46:44,720 --> 01:46:46,160
That's the catch it.

2856
01:46:46,160 --> 01:46:47,480
That one still affects me.

2857
01:46:47,480 --> 01:46:49,600
That one and the fucking crazy woman.

2858
01:46:49,600 --> 01:46:50,440
Yeah.

2859
01:46:50,440 --> 01:46:51,920
When they get together, Ted.

2860
01:46:51,920 --> 01:46:53,160
I know, she's already crazy.

2861
01:46:53,160 --> 01:46:54,000
She ain't gonna mind the smell of shit.

2862
01:46:54,000 --> 01:46:55,520
And he smells like fucking shit.

2863
01:46:55,520 --> 01:46:56,560
Means it's not gonna ever change.

2864
01:46:56,560 --> 01:46:58,120
So there you go.

2865
01:46:58,120 --> 01:47:00,120
And she'll light him on fire if he doesn't do stuff, so.

2866
01:47:00,120 --> 01:47:00,960
Exactly.

2867
01:47:00,960 --> 01:47:02,280
I hope not.

2868
01:47:02,280 --> 01:47:03,600
She'll burn the sheets.

2869
01:47:03,600 --> 01:47:04,520
Probably.

2870
01:47:04,520 --> 01:47:06,200
She'll probably fucking lick him.

2871
01:47:06,200 --> 01:47:07,440
He's a fucking insane.

2872
01:47:09,080 --> 01:47:09,920
That one got you.

2873
01:47:09,920 --> 01:47:10,760
Little bit, little bit.

2874
01:47:10,760 --> 01:47:11,800
Just rubs it in her face.

2875
01:47:13,800 --> 01:47:14,640
War paint.

2876
01:47:15,520 --> 01:47:16,600
Good Lord.

2877
01:47:17,960 --> 01:47:20,920
I never actually met a crazy, crazy person before.

2878
01:47:20,920 --> 01:47:21,880
I've seen him, but thank God

2879
01:47:21,880 --> 01:47:24,040
I haven't ever had to deal with him.

2880
01:47:24,040 --> 01:47:25,800
I wonder what I would do.

2881
01:47:25,800 --> 01:47:29,280
I mean, there's a guy that lives by my dad

2882
01:47:29,280 --> 01:47:31,440
in an apartment complex where he was apparently

2883
01:47:31,440 --> 01:47:33,400
locked in a room for years.

2884
01:47:33,400 --> 01:47:34,240
Who has?

2885
01:47:34,240 --> 01:47:35,080
By his family.

2886
01:47:36,080 --> 01:47:37,360
So like the naughty room.

2887
01:47:37,360 --> 01:47:38,840
That movie in Tubi I told you about?

2888
01:47:38,840 --> 01:47:40,160
Yeah, I never seen that though.

2889
01:47:40,160 --> 01:47:41,360
I don't blame you.

2890
01:47:41,360 --> 01:47:42,360
I forgot to be on.

2891
01:47:44,360 --> 01:47:46,080
All I know is that whenever I was scrolling

2892
01:47:46,080 --> 01:47:46,960
through Tubi the other day,

2893
01:47:46,960 --> 01:47:49,520
I seen a fucking movie called Atlantic Rim,

2894
01:47:49,520 --> 01:47:52,520
which is a knockoff of fucking Pacific Rim.

2895
01:47:52,520 --> 01:47:53,920
Oh yeah, I heard about that.

2896
01:47:53,920 --> 01:47:55,680
Yeah, Atlantic Rim, I remember that.

2897
01:47:55,680 --> 01:47:58,600
The CGI in that shit is so bad.

2898
01:47:58,600 --> 01:48:00,280
Just for the trailer, because I watched this,

2899
01:48:00,280 --> 01:48:01,120
like hang on a second.

2900
01:48:01,120 --> 01:48:03,240
What does the trailer look like?

2901
01:48:03,240 --> 01:48:04,880
Like, you know, the preview is,

2902
01:48:04,880 --> 01:48:07,720
before you watch it, it's like, what is this?

2903
01:48:08,600 --> 01:48:10,600
It's great, it's better than Pacific Rim.

2904
01:48:12,400 --> 01:48:13,240
It's like, what?

2905
01:48:13,240 --> 01:48:16,000
It's funny, because they had to change the damn ocean.

2906
01:48:16,000 --> 01:48:17,160
Oh yeah, well they couldn't,

2907
01:48:17,160 --> 01:48:20,160
I mean, it had to be enough that you know it was a knockoff,

2908
01:48:20,160 --> 01:48:21,600
but it had to be like unique in those,

2909
01:48:21,600 --> 01:48:23,200
it was just the Atlantic Rim.

2910
01:48:23,200 --> 01:48:24,640
But it still takes place in somewhere

2911
01:48:24,640 --> 01:48:26,200
by the Atlantic, by the Pacific?

2912
01:48:26,200 --> 01:48:27,040
Basically.

2913
01:48:28,680 --> 01:48:30,320
And they always go on such a weird tangent

2914
01:48:30,320 --> 01:48:31,600
in a parody movie.

2915
01:48:31,600 --> 01:48:33,640
Or not even a parody, I mean like a knockoff movie.

2916
01:48:33,640 --> 01:48:35,680
It'll be like, instead of them being like,

2917
01:48:35,680 --> 01:48:38,560
whatever interdimensional beings they were in Pacific Rim,

2918
01:48:38,560 --> 01:48:41,840
it'd be something completely random in their movie.

2919
01:48:41,840 --> 01:48:42,680
Yeah.

2920
01:48:44,560 --> 01:48:46,200
All right, anything else tonight?

2921
01:48:46,200 --> 01:48:47,040
That's it.

2922
01:48:47,040 --> 01:48:47,860
cool.

2923
01:48:47,860 --> 01:48:49,820
We will see you guys on the next one.

2924
01:48:49,820 --> 01:48:58,420
Thanks for watching!