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Well, guess what?
We're back to Cozy Nights.
I thought I was dead, but you can't kill a zombie.
Unless you go for the hat and I missed.
So as you know, Cozy Nights usually is a little bit of news, a little bit of kitchen
stuff, and then at the end we just bullshit.
I might have shouldn't have said that already because now we're demonetized the first minute
in.
Whatever.
So we start with some news.
I got this from the Oklahoman because I'm old and I read the newspaper like an old man.
You got the morning paper.
Please.
I can't work on your new fangled phones.
I just like having the newspaper.
So I got this from the Oklahoman, but they got the story from the USA Today and it was
written by Zachary Schmermule.
I'm sorry.
I don't know how to say his name.
It's S-C-H-E-R-M-E-L-E.
Schermel, I guess maybe.
But the story basically is that now schools are having another problem aside from the
obvious problems they already have, was like bad education funding and the other stuff
with the pew pews and... Pew pew life.
Not only that, they got that and that, right?
And not only them having also the fact that when they leave school, they're going to come
into a world of absolute like grind where you got to work like 18 jobs just to pay your
rent because you can't even afford a house.
So they got all those problems happening for them, right?
On top of that, they now have basically deep fake AI nude photos of them being circulated
throughout the school.
So basically it's these poor young girls having boys deep fake their videos and then passing
them around school.
And I'm like, God dang, it just never ends for them, huh?
Yeah.
Kids be going through it nowadays.
Because in general, my thoughts have always been like cyber bullying.
Just turn it off.
If you're on a website and they're making fun of you, that's one thing.
Like where they're saying mean things to you, quote unquote.
You can turn off the computer, that's fine.
But if they're sending around deep fake nude photos of you, that's a little different.
Plus you're underage.
So that's basically child pornography.
I don't even think, well, I was going to say I know that most of those AI websites and
stuff they try to prevent any of that.
They don't try to prevent nothing.
It's AI deepfake so let you do anything.
No, not the deep fake ones.
I'm saying like the actual like AI creation tools.
You can't use the word young.
You can't use like certain age groups.
Like it will not let you.
What am I just saying?
Not old.
I'll probably say can't use that.
Okay.
What's another?
Get EF super, super creative.
It's not even like that I would want to.
It's like, don't you tell me what I can't do.
Because I remember I was playing Kingdom Hearts and I couldn't put dirty, they make you name
your ship and you can't give it dirty words, right?
Yeah.
Because it knows all of them.
Oh, so game on then.
So I spent 45 minutes trying to figure out something obscene to say and I broke it.
Yeah, but it takes some time.
Yeah, but that's all I need is time.
Do you have these nice cool kids that got that?
I'm basically Batman.
All I need is prep time.
No, but see, here's the thing though.
You have an attention span for that kind of stuff.
Kids now, it's every 45 seconds they're constantly going on to something new.
I guess, or maybe that's just something that parents tell you about kids.
No, I feel like every generation before always has something bad to say about the generation
after.
No, I have things bad to say about both generations after and before.
And the other reason being is that I work with kids, well not kids, but people right
over the age of 21 in my type of business.
That old man.
In this day and age, yeah, these people don't have attention spans at all.
It's like I'm riding with them.
I don't have an attention span.
What are we talking about?
I said for certain things.
For everything.
That's true.
That's why we're back to Cozy Nights.
That is true.
So basically the story starts off in Illinois High School and this girl finds out that there's
defects about her and the principal calls her in and she was a 22nd student.
He had to call in about this incident.
So there was 21 before her that were told that, hey, there's some photos about you being,
you know, so I'm like, God dang, that principal must have been going through it.
I would hate to be a teacher in this day and age.
Yeah, imagine the defects they make of them.
Oh yeah, they said there was from teachers too, like dang.
Dang.
Yeah, I could think of one teacher that they would have been doing that too when we were
in high school.
At least we didn't talk about her like they did.
Yeah, no.
All the other students were like, they got thrown under the bus by the women's student.
All it took was one class trip.
That's what you guys get for talking dirty.
I always get to myself.
Keep your fervent thoughts to yourself.
Basically.
I'll stop you in jail.
No.
I don't know, defects.
I mean, like I understand the curiosity of wanting to know what someone looks like naked.
Like an ingrained human thing, right, because of clothing.
Like I wonder what that person looks like naked, right?
But like to like, you have to go on a computer back, you know, to write the whole thing.
Okay, you gotta make her, give her bigger titties.
And I'm like, come on, calm down.
See I think that's some of the allure though is like as an adult, when you're looking at
a woman, them not being automatically nude, it makes your mind go more like depending
on what kind of clothes they're wearing.
Whereas if like with OnlyFans, right?
I've never found that any kind of attractive just for the plain fact.
It's like, well, here it is.
There's no mystery.
There's no nothing.
It's like boom.
I'm the opposite.
I'm like, here's my money.
Shoot me more.
Over here simping.
I am the thirstiest man that's ever lived.
Okay.
You have no idea.
You just over here desert.
Bit my mouth, please.
You're gonna find one girl that will do that.
Then that would be like, oh no.
No.
Just walk away with your head down.
Basically, yeah.
One of those things where you're like, you're always the one talking and then the one actually
gets serious.
You're like, oh, fuck.
Uh oh.
Just like, I'm good.
I'm just all talk now.
Basically, yeah.
I'm all talk.
I'm no business.
All right.
So that's all the stories I have for nays because I wasn't going to do Cozy Nights at
all.
I do have one to add to that.
Well, two.
One to do with the deep.
Oh, by the way, the Cozy News, not the Cozy News, but it's going to be called the Odd
News Report from moving on.
So it's Cozy Nights the overall.
Then we go to the Odd News Report, then Cozy Kitchen, and then the very end is just what
springs to mind.
With deep fakes, did you ever see that YouTuber or maybe Twitch streamer where his girlfriend
caught him looking at Pokimane and all them?
Looking at one of his friends' deep fakes.
Yeah, his coworker Pokimane, yeah.
He had to do an apology like fucking Bill Clinton sat in front of the podium like, god dang
it.
All right.
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
If I was a woman, what?
I don't know if you've seen that or not.
Yeah, it was a long time ago.
I remember that.
But that was a problem then with deep fakes.
Oh, yeah.
It was a couple years ago, wasn't it?
And now even, it's like imagine what they've got now with AI.
Yeah, I don't know.
I hope it's not that bad.
And then the other one to do with the AI for you is, did you see that the scandal going
around with DC Comics and AI?
There's an artist that has a new, I think it's part of that Joker series that you were
talking about.
The anthology?
I think.
It's to do with Joker regardless, but I don't know if it's that same anthology though.
But people are accusing him of using AI to generate the comic book images because they
looked at his old work and it looks nothing like it in the new comics.
He's posted a couple of things to Instagram and he has this comic book with the same art
style, right?
Yeah.
But the hands are fucked up.
Like Joker's missing a nipple.
He just ran from the thing.
When people have run those images through the AI detection software, it comes back as
having AI artwork in it.
So if DC is trying to sell people AI artwork, then we're in the, it's like DC was already
going downhill in comic books, but we're at a totally different level with that.
Like I can create Batman comic books with AI art.
That'd be cool.
I'd probably get the shit suit out of it.
Exactly.
It's not going to pay for a computer generated, no artistic input really at all besides make
it look like this.
Wasn't that what CGI is?
Yeah, but you have to go through a bunch of, you can't just tell it to do something.
Okay.
Like you actually have to put some effort into it.
Man, if I was an artist, right, you know what I would do?
I would deep fake a deep fake.
That way like when they, like I would pretend it's a deep fake and post it and I'd never
acknowledge it.
And every time I try to run it through the thing, like, and this is real art.
They're like, what the fuck?
The hands are all fucked up.
Like, yeah, that's right.
I got you again.
You're the worst artist ever.
Just put up with it.
I would have you're making deep fake fakes.
Yeah.
I just be honest, I'm on a whole different level than you people.
You don't even understand what I get them capable of.
I beat the AI.
I beat you.
I beat everybody.
No way.
2020 president, 2024 president.
Vote for me.
You just write it in.
I'll be, I'll model myself after the greatest presidents ever lived.
Theodore Roosevelt.
Go out there and just start bare knuckle boxing.
Bare knuckle fucking people in the fucking White House lawn.
Michael, what's the fucking go?
Go out there and start hunting some shit.
God, I love that man.
No homo, I love that man.
My favorite president.
What's funny is that we had Theodore Roosevelt and they had Churchill and they were both
kind of insane type of people.
They were just built for that world and war.
I guess they were built for their time as a man.
They both smoked a shit ton.
They both drank a lot.
If I remember right, Abraham Lincoln's like 301 in wrestling.
He just fucking spent days just fucking choke slamming people.
And they were built different back in the day.
Yeah, Theodore Roosevelt got shot and he was like, I don't know if you guys understand,
but I just got shot.
So I was trying to be brief and he had a 45 minute speech again.
All right, so moving on to the Cozy Kitchen.
I ordered three books from Amazon for food history so we can delve into the actual just
historical eateries, I guess, and just how processes and stuff, but I don't have those
books at the moment.
So the best story I have at the moment is the fact that there's 30,000 variations of
the apple.
And I was like, you have got to be kidding me.
30,000?
Yeah.
Jesus.
And I was like, and I was like, so when we have more of a set and a space and a video
recording and live stuff like that, we're going to eat 30,000 apples.
Not in one city.
Just have the shits for days.
Just like every video we'd have like, now let's try five new apples.
We'll probably be so fucking pissed off at apples after a thousand.
I hate fucking company too.
I can't eat an apple.
You're just bad.
You're just fucking Sam Sy.
You're just taking the stuff that's named apple.
It just fucking makes you want to...
You're on regular vinegar or apple vinegar?
I will say one of the coolest ones that I've tried is down there from the grapevine farmers
market, they were selling apples that they're red on the inside.
All the way through.
Are you still alive?
That sounds fucking scary.
If I've been into a motherfucking apple and it just came back red, they kind of have their,
they almost have like an orange taste to them.
Apple and orange.
Really?
Yeah.
What fucking manmade horrors are we making?
You don't want to know.
Apples that are red on the inside.
Yeah, or pink.
What if they were white on the outside?
It's like I flipped it.
I'm sure they're induced.
I know that the rarest apple is a, it's purple and like white on the inside and it tastes
like cream soda or something.
I can't remember if that's true or not.
Oh really?
But it's like up in like Tibet, like they can barely, it costs like 20 grand, an apple
or something.
Oh my God.
I might be joking on that part.
Okay, it wouldn't be surprising.
But they're so rare and they're so hard to make that they're just like, they're like
purple, they're like deep purple and like really bright white when you bite into it.
Yeah.
And I forgot what they're called, but they're the rarest apples in the world.
And well, you know, when we have the money, we'll buy some.
Yeah.
See they're called Lucy apples.
Lucy apples.
They are red as fuck.
Look at that.
Yeah, they had those down there in grapevines.
That looks fun.
We should try those next time if we get a hold of some.
Like I said, they're good.
Let me look up the rarest apple.
Not terrorist.
They're giving me off some watch list.
No, what the fuck?
He hit me on the T. Rare.
Just hit me on some watch list where it's like a terrorist apple.
He knew it like immediately.
The black diamond apple.
Oh, the black diamond apple.
Yeah.
Doesn't look purple.
It's from China.
Yeah.
Well, Tibetan region.
Yeah.
I was like, we got to try that someday.
From Yingchi.
Taibin price.
See what it gets us.
Oh, gosh.
We'll see here.
The most expensive apples.
No, the Sikai Ichi apple is considered the world's most expensive apple variety, costing
about $20 per apple.
It's not bad.
I mean, that's $20 though for one apple.
People flip that one.
It's like a fucking $1.19 a pound for a onion crisp, a honey crisp.
Yeah.
Like, that's-
That's pretty expensive for a single apple.
For a single apple?
Yeah.
It's still not that expensive.
It was like $2,000 for this one apple.
What does it cure cancer to?
It's a pipe.
People-
Yeah, we'll be covering all of food history for sure.
We're going to try that delicious Elvis Presley sandwich.
You remember?
Oh, yeah.
I had the pound of jam and the pound of peanut butter and a pound of- no, it was a full jar
of peanut butter, a full jar of jam and a pound of bacon.
And people wonder how he died.
He died because his fucking organ gave up on him.
Oh, no, the black apple, very ancient variety is- I think that's the one you were talking
about.
There it is, yeah.
$249.
Holy shit.
That's an expensive voice.
Yeah, that's a little-
I better fucking jizz the minute I take a bite for that much fucking money.
What if you bite and you're like, this is fucking disgusting?
And you eat the whole thing and it's just- just eat it out of fucking spite.
That would be funny.
It would be.
All right, so we move on.
We keep going with the cozy kitchen.
We have a few recipes from Women's World.
Hey, man, they got the recipes for days.
Usually sweets.
And they have a ton of junk food, like cupcakes and pies.
And I'm like, where's the food?
So I found this guy by the name of Jamie and some of his recipes.
Jamie's Satisfying Five Ingredient Meal.
Oh, God, is that Jamie Oliver?
I don't know.
Jamie Oliver?
For now.
This is Jamie.
Oh, yeah, this is Jamie Oliver.
From Star Chef, Jamie Oliver.
This may not taste good, but just like an apple.
Uncle Roger would tell you all about Jamie Oliver.
So he'd fuck up their eyes.
So he's got herby steak and crispy potatoes.
That's a good meal right there.
So he wants one pound red skin potatoes, one 10 ounce sirloin steak, six teaspoons fresh
green pesto or pesto.
Pesto.
How do you say pesto?
Pesto.
It's still pesto?
They're both pesto.
P-E-S-T-O and then P-I-S-T-O-U.
Pesto?
Pesto.
So, what's that?
Pesto.
There you go, pesto.
That's not pesto.
It's going to taste like pesto.
Six ripe medium mixed colored tomatoes, three fourths ounce shelled unsalted pistachios.
I'm already liking this.
I'm not liking this at all.
Then he just writes staples.
Then he writes the word staples.
I don't know what that is.
It's fucking staples.
Oh yeah, like it just says staples.
Seasaw black pasty.
Red wine vinegar and olive oil.
What do you mean staples?
Like something that are generally used in that type of a dish.
At what amounts?
It doesn't amount on this.
Just put it in there.
Famous last words.
Just put it in there.
Yeah, like literally.
You see like the fucking, like they're at the nuclear power plant and they're like,
so should we put this bar of thing in here?
Yeah, just put it in there.
And fucking bitch it blows up.
It goes with so many things.
I was like, I ain't got any, you know, protection.
Just put it in there.
A night or months later.
You let him hit it wrong.
Now you're a single mom.
It doesn't ever end well when you just say, just put it in there for anything.
The dog's like, yeah, just put it in there.
All right.
So he says scrub potatoes, chop into three fourths chunks, then place in large non-stick
skillet on medium heat with two tablespoons of olive oil and season with sea salt and
black pepper.
How much?
To your taste.
To my taste.
I hope so.
I got a whole fucking.
I got a terrible taste.
I still got to learn how to be a chef.
I can't cook shit.
You're just giving it to somebody and she saw.
I just fucking filled my palm with saw and just dump it in there.
Fry 20 minutes or until golden and cooked through, stirring regularly, then transfer
the bowl, put skillet back on high heat.
So cut the fat off the steak.
What?
The fat's a good part.
I don't know, man.
Ask James Oliver.
So cut the fat off the steak, then roughly chop the fat and place in the skillet to render.
To render.
OK, so he still uses it then.
I guess so.
Generously season steak, rub all over with two teaspoons of pesto.
OK, so he'll tell you the exact amount of pesto, but he won't tell you how much salt
or pepper.
I guess not.
Cook for three minutes on each side for medium rare or to your liking.
Remove to a plate to rest.
Rest from what?
Fucking exhausted.
Return the potatoes to skillet to warm through while you can slice the tomatoes one half
inch and arrange on serving plates.
I never liked food arrangement.
Just dump that shit.
Let me eat it.
Like when they do like, OK, I get that's their culture, right?
The chef culture where it's going to be like perfectly placed leaves on a plate.
And I'm like, well, if you're going to a restaurant, you're paying $200 for a meal.
The shit better look nice.
I mean, as long as it's edible to me.
It's one bite of something.
I'm so disgusting that if you just dumped all my food into a bowl like a pig straw.
As long as I can eat it.
That's what I tell women.
As long as I can eat it.
I don't care what it looks like.
I'm a little like pig plot.
So what are you doing?
Oh, so dress a splash of red wine vinegar and drizzle of extra virgin olive oil and
season two.
What is extra virgin olive oil?
What does that mean?
It's the first pressing of olive oil.
OK.
And drizzle extra virgin olive oil and season two perfection.
Spoon over potatoes and slice and divide up steak, pouring over any resting juices.
Spoon over the remaining pesto.
Where's the pistachio or pistachio?
OK.
I'm like, where's Pistachio at?
I just realized.
Spoon the remaining pesto then bash and scatter.
Bash?
And scatter over the pistachio.
I forgot about the pistachios.
Finish with a drizzle of extra olive oil if you like.
Serving two, you know, for you and your significant other.
Active time 30 minutes, total time 30 minutes.
He won't tell me any nutritional value.
So that's what I'm worried about.
Because there's no nutritional value.
What about the steak and potatoes?
He's got another one here called the epic.
I don't know if this is his though.
Yeah, it is.
They're both his.
OK.
The epic shrimp beans.
Let's have a look at that.
All right.
So epic shrimp beans.
He won six ounce sour bread, sourdough bread.
So we're off to a rough start because sourdough bread is fucking disgusting to me.
What's it?
What's it good for?
You can make sourdough loaves.
You can make sourdough rolls.
But like what does sourdough like in general?
What do you eat sourdough with bread?
Anything.
Because I tried to have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
OK, that would not be good in sourdough bread.
I learned that the hard way.
Soup.
Ah.
Like if you're having like a deli sandwich.
OK.
But I just picked the wrong choice.
Yeah.
You can have sourdough, peanut butter.
I can already tell you.
I feel like I get I feel like getting raisin brown sugar raisin bread.
But I'm using it like a ham sandwich.
Oh.
I would be fucking disgusting.
We should try that.
What?
I want to see you falling everywhere.
We should try the sourdough peanut butter jelly sandwich and a raisin bread ham sandwich.
And then the way they're supposed to taste.
Yeah.
All right, so see, that's almost as bad as people that put raisins in the potato salad.
They just does not go in there.
Gross.
So we got six ounce sourdough bread, 10 ounce raw peeled extra jumbo shrimp.
By the way, jumbo shrimp, tiny shrimp, it all looks small at the end when they're cooked.
I'm going to be dead serious with you.
I've never had a big you know the big pieces of shrimp from Golden Corral.
Yeah.
I've never had that.
I would go to Walmart and buy those jumbo shrimp right.
I cook them and they look the tiniest.
Sure, I'm a little smoker.
Am I doing something wrong?
They just all come out burnt and black.
They just all come out like fucking minuscule.
Six cloves garlic, thinly sliced, a lot of garlic.
Six cloves garlic, thinly sliced.
What?
I gotcha.
One 15 ounce canned cannoli beans and one tablespoon harissa or rosa harissa.
What is harissa?
Fuck it.
He also has staples.
You need your staples again.
Salt, pepper, fulvo, fulvo, black pepper, olive oil, red.
This man loves red wine vinegar and fucking olive oil.
I thought he was talking about Jamie Oliver.
Well that's why this shit is fucking five ingredients.
It's fucking the same five bullshit.
Because there's like 18 things on here.
Oh, you fucking liar.
That's why Uncle Roger calls him Jamie olive oil.
Because he puts olive oil into fried rice.
It fucking seems like it.
So he says slice the bread into one inch cubes.
Man, look at this picture.
One inch cube placed in a large nonstick skillet.
I like how they have to tell you nonstick like, okay, because I want my food sticking
to the bottom of my fucking pan.
But then again, if you use a cast iron that's been seasoned, it's nonstick.
So isn't it, shouldn't it be implied that you don't want it to stick?
So they're always like, no, make sure it's nonstick.
Like yeah, I would hate for my eggs to stick to the bottom of my fucking pan.
And nonstick skillet on a high heat and toast until golden, turning regularly.
Meanwhile.
So you want some toasted sourdough?
What is that?
It's like, oh Lord.
Meanwhile, de-vein the shrimp, place in a bowl with one tablespoon olive oil and a pinch
of sea salt and black pepper.
Now that I know, a pinch, I understand.
It's a literal pinch.
Take your fucking fingers and pinch it.
With no flavor.
Then peel and finely slice the garlic.
Add to the shrimp and toss together.
Who has a lot of garlic?
Tip the beans into a saucepan, juices and all.
Add the harissa.
I don't know what the fuck harissa is.
Then cover and simmer gently five minutes or until thick and stirring occasionally.
As soon as the bread is golden, tip the contents of the bowl into the skillet and a splash
of red wine vinegar.
There it is.
Red wine vinegar.
Harissa is a hot chili pepper paste.
Cool.
That's going to be hot.
It's a hot boy.
Then cook for two minutes or until shrimp are just cooked, tossing regularly.
Taste beans and season to perfection.
Then divide between plates, top with the shrimp and crispy croutons.
Croutons too, huh?
That's what the sourdough got turned into.
Okay.
Sourdough croutons.
Serving two active time 20.
That's allowed just two people.
Or just one fat guy like me.
Two servants.
Two servings one time.
Active time 20 minutes, total time 20 minutes.
So it only takes you 20 minutes to make this.
But man, that's a lot of beans.
A lot of fucking garlic.
So you're going to have bad breath and the shit.
Yeah, no kidding.
Cool.
Are these two are his?
I think.
Yep.
The staple.
You know it's him.
Let's see, pot roast chicken or lemony arugula farfel.
I don't know what that is.
It looks like a fucking salad.
Is that?
That is green fucking pasta.
These all come from his book, James on Five Ingredients, Mediterranean, Simple and Impatible
Food.
Yeah, don't buy that book.
Michael does not like James Oliver.
I don't blame him.
He's got a bad breath.
No.
Your breath is going to smell like garlic.
Not even in a good way.
Like it's not something that like enhances the flavor.
Right.
Or like for instance, it's not like garlic shrimp.
How there is a there actually is a garlic shrimp.
He's putting it over beans and putting it.
It's like a fucking red wine.
I'm fucking plastered.
Even if he's getting these from like a Mediterranean style thing, like with olive oil and stuff.
He's not using red wine, vinegar for holy shit.
Yeah, but he loves it.
Those are the five staples.
Salt, pepper.
Yeah, it's his five staples are basically.
Let me see.
Salt, pepper, olive oil, sea salt, black pepper, red wine, vinegar and olive oil.
What's this?
Only four.
James Oliver, you only have four staples.
But he calls it five.
That is only four because on this one it just sea salt, black pepper, olive oil.
This one sees a salt and olive oil.
There is no five.
It's like a lot.
You can't count either.
Weird.
It's not unless it's something else we're missing, but there's no five.
It could be part of his other.
It could be considered the top thing or maybe the actual food.
Maybe the fact that they might be way more than five.
Yeah, like that's like you got potatoes, you got pesto, you got tomatoes, you got pistachios,
you got the steak and the I mean, the god damn.
It's not five.
Wait, hold on.
Let me count.
Potatoes, steak, pesto, tomatoes, pistachios.
Oh, it is five.
Good not for everything, is it?
Sourdough, shrimp, garlic, cannoli beans, harissa.
Yeah, it's five.
Oh, is it five?
Well, look at that.
He was right.
Farfil, arugula, lemons, parmesan cheese, pistachio, god damn pistachios, whole chicken,
potatoes, parsley, garlic.
Yeah, but it's five ingredients.
All right.
But that's not the same five ingredients.
He made it sound like it was the same five.
I thought it was two, but I guess not.
I guess it's the so the staples aren't considered part of the ingredients, but they kind of
are though.
Yeah.
So there's not technically five ingredients.
Not none.
Not not like my recipe.
Right.
Standard.
I guess because staples are considered like you're all you always have them present.
You'll always have pepper and salt.
You won't have red wine vinegar.
I do.
I'm an alcoholic.
I think you're going to drink your vinegar.
You didn't get no alcohol from it.
I don't know why I can't get drunk.
I feel my stomach so involved.
Got them bubble guts for days.
There's nothing worse in this life that they get bubble guts in public.
Oh.
And then someone hears it.
You never even look at you.
You did these restrooms, don't you?
That's like the power of Christ.
It's just like, it's just, oh man, it's just like, or when you get really, really bad gas,
you got to hold it.
You hold it so often that if I, like the last one just starts talking to you.
Yeah.
Like it starts just growling.
I'm like, man, you need to release me.
I said I'm going to have bubble guts now.
Just don't think about this.
I'll be giving you bubble guts.
I got empathetic bubble guts.
Next week we will talk about a bit more stuff like the Singapore sling and the vermasilli
spring rolls.
I love me some spring rolls.
Spring rolls are very good.
Maybe some orange cupcakes, but man, there's so much dessert on here.
And actually to be fair, sometimes I'd rather have a spring roll than an egg roll.
Yeah.
They're fresh.
They're good.
Mostly like during the summertime.
Cause I don't know, like for me, I don't know about for you, but like deep fried foods in
the summer, sometimes it just, it's like, you look at the grease of it and it's like,
like soda when it's really hot, like it doesn't hit like water does.
Yeah, it's like, I don't know.
I want that.
A spring roll though, in the middle of summer, it's cold.
It's good.
Nice.
It doesn't dry out your mouth.
Unless you eat it like I do.
Just eat them whole.
All right guys.
So that's it for cozy nights.
Number 11.
We'll be back next week for number 12.
As always, my new couch always stay well informed and well fed.
All right.
What you got for urban dictionary today?
All right.
Let's see what we got here.
What horrors do we have from the urban dictionary?
What did light make an abustow upon the masses?
What wisdom does urban dictionary have?
Watermelon sugar.
You've heard of this from the Jonas brother?
No, this is Watermelon sugar high.
The name for a type of, I guess so, cause this is what it is.
The name for a type of street heroin that originated in Southern Georgia in the late
1990s.
Yeah.
The name is for its initial fruity taste and originally placed under one's gums.
Oh Lord.
Yeah.
That's why that one, which Jonas brother was it?
Where you got that song Watermelon sugar high.
Well, I guess he knows.
Did they grow up in Georgia?
No, I don't think so.
They seemed to know if they knew what's water sugar.
Didn't the other one have that song cake by the ocean?
I don't know.
I don't know anything about the Jonas brothers.
I worked with a dude that listened to pop music all the time and that's all I got to
hear.
So yeah.
Michael's looking up where they live?
Harry, no, Harry Styles.
That's who it's from.
Okay.
From one direction.
They all split up in different directions.
Yes they did.
They only one of them stayed there.
Next up is the goat.
Someone with the ability to sleep standing up, especially when working the 11 PM to 7
AM shift.
Typically this person becomes offended when you wake them up.
Yeah.
I don't know if I can sleep standing up.
Yeah, it's hard to do, but you can do it.
Is it?
You can train yourself to do it.
That'd be wild.
Just fucking nod off and you wake them up.
Next up is a penis purchase.
Something you only buy while swilling a raging stiffy.
Examples include porno subscriptions, video games with hot girls on the cover, marriage,
etc.
So basically it's something you do when you're in the mood.
Something you would not buy otherwise.
Yeah.
You wouldn't buy a flashlight just to have it.
It's like you buy it and then you use it and then it's like, uh huh.
Then you just feel like a fucking disgust.
What am I, a fucking animal?
Next up is Burlington, Massachusetts.
I think it's where it is.
It's MA.
I don't know if it's Massachusetts or it's not Michigan for sure.
No, I think it's Massachusetts.
So the worst place to live is Burlington, Massachusetts apparently.
Seems like a nice town until you live there for a long time starting as a child.
There is nothing to do here.
Drugs and alcohol are very easily accessible, especially to kids in high school.
The high school is jail and the teachers are ridiculously awful.
Oh, so Oklahoma City.
Maybe.
It's the same thing.
When you grow up in a city like Oklahoma City, it's kind of like that.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
It's not like growing up in a little town, not necessarily for drugs, but for stuff to
do anyway.
There are some things to do in Oklahoma City, but once you lived here your whole life, there's
not a lot.
That doesn't make my own fun.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what the cops come after.
They're still looking for me.
Oh, they found you.
No, I guess I couldn't skydive off the Devon Tower.
How was I supposed to know?
Oh, I thought they found your meth shack.
I'm a legend.
Next up is Pearl Necklace.
A receiving head, the man would thrust his penis from the girl's mouth and comes across
her neck, appearing like a pearl necklace.
So close that you'll get when you're poor to a pearl necklace.
There's actually a song that's got that in there from ZZ Top from the 1980s or 70s where
it says she wants a pearl necklace.
I didn't see what they were talking about.
Very clever.
Next up is, I don't know, this is supposed to be, it says a less respectful thing.
It's called Cake Girl.
A less respectful way to refer to a lesbian.
A what?
Cake Girl.
Cake?
Yeah.
I'm like, huh, I don't know, okay.
How about I just disparage every lesbian on the planet, but I mean, are they trying to
imply that they're fat?
Like, I don't know.
I think it's because they're always after pie.
Or do they want the cakes?
Like, I don't know.
The more you learn, I guess.
That doesn't sound-
I'm reading Rainbow.
That's almost like when Tosh did that one thing where, are these words offensive?
Oh yeah, and what's up to the focus groups?
Are you a flubber?
It's like, yes, I find that offensive.
I think that's one of those types of things though, because I can't really find anything
mean about it.
Smokes socially.
Someone who passes a joint with their pinky extending politely.
It's gotta be a joint, apparently.
Next up is Alan Pamela Frecklefizz.
We go from that to this.
When a man and a woman are in a 69 position and she lets out a small shart, the man comes
out and she has sprinkles on his face, yeah.
Oh no, no, no, no.
Sometimes, yes, yes, yes.
No, no, no.
He's just like-
Next up is called Sassy Teddy.
What does it look like to be good looking?
This one called an autogasm is when a female automatically orgasms after seeing either
an attractive male, a penis, or from the bisexual or from the bisexual and lesbian, an attractive
female or vagina.
Same, same situation.
Never had a 60.
Last one.
I think it's the last one.
Or is that?
No, I got three more.
So this one's called Dack.
It's the portion of the skin where a male's penis dick meets his scrotum sac.
Dick plus sac equals Dack.
Everyone knows this one.
Turd and the punch bowl is a comparative word used to describe the unpopularity of a certain
person.
Hopefully, I've never been called turd and the punch bowl.
I'm not sure if I'm a turd or a punch bowl.
appears to use his imperial arms Shambhala, a pendant capable of spatial manipulation,
which teleports the two of them to a remote island. So now she's got time to be alone
with him on a remote island. When two modified danger beasts appear, Tatsumi and Ezdeath
slay each of them. After Tatsumi and Ezdeath explore the island, they find out that they
have been teleported by a trigram circle symbol created by Surya. Ezdeath reveals that she
was enslaved by the law of survival of the fittest and became a general in the imperial
army as a result of a northern tribe killing her late father and her former clan of danger
beast hunters. So she's always been a danger beast hunter. She also selected the imperial
arms demon's extract, the blood of a danger beast, which she drank in order to create
and manipulate ice because she's got ice abilities.
Oh, what? She ate something and gave her ice powers? Blood. That's an odd... That's a
weird way to explain it. So when Honest's son, Portal, reappears, Tatsumi and Ezdeath
pass through and return to the mountains. Tatsumi uses his incursio to hide before Ezdeath
has a chance of seeing him again. So as soon as they go through this portal, he's like,
fucking put on the armor and hide. Because she's been looking for him. So episode 15
is called Kill the Religious Organization. Ah, that's very funny. Yeah. So Nijinda, leader
of the Night Raid, prepares to a strategy meeting for Night Raid after they sit down
to eat. Meanwhile, Wave confronts Honest's son from murdering three thieves suspected
as members of Night Raid. Nijinda tells Night Raid that they will launch attacks against
the Empire during an uprising caused by the Path of Peace, a pacifist religious organization.
Night Raid is assigned to assassinate Bullock, the assistant to the leader of the Path of
Peace, while working as an agent under Honest. Bullock has been drugging members of the Path
of Peace to become his slaves and prevent them from insurrection of the Empire. The
members of Night Raid have fun at the beach before carrying out this mission. Could there
always be that beach episode for every anime that there is? There's always a damn beach
episode. Huh. Oh, like it's a given. They have to have one. Even the Techno-Hide had
one. Yeah. At the end of that one season where they escaped the wall. See? They were technically
at the beach. Yeah, I told you. Always. There's always at least one episode. The Yeagers split
into two teams in which Ezdeth, Siryu, and Run head east while Wave, Kurame, and Bulls
head south. At a canyon in the south, Night Raid confronts Wave, Kurame, and Bulls. Kurame
uses her Imperial arms, Yatsufusa, or Yatsufusa, I actually pronounced that right, a katana
that turns her victims into zombies and gives her a full suit of armor. Oh, very good armor.
You get armor and you get armor. Episode 16, Kill the Dolls is the title of it. Kurame's
puppets, Death Toggle, Natala, Dora, Ape Man, Hader, Wall, Rokuga, and Kaiser emerge and
the battle in the canyon begins. While Sasone fights Death Toggle, Mine pursues Doya, Tatsumi
becomes overwhelmed by Ape Man and Hader, while Chelsea later disguises herself as a
tribesman to distract and kill Hader with a poison needle to the head. So that's a one
way to go, ain't it? Yeah. Wait, a poison needle to the head? What's the point of the
poison if you can't get a shot clean the fucking brain and you're already dead? I don't understand
if it grazed his cheek or something. I think it did, like where it went into his skin but
not his head. Okay, that makes more sense then. Yeah. Slowly dies and he's like, he's
poisoned. Like imagine having a weapon that gives you poison, but it kills you instantly.
Like, let's say it does a thousand damage and you got 800 health. What's the point then?
If it's poison, I'm gonna die with one shot anyway. It's kind of like where it's like,
I shot him with a poison arrow through the heart. So, bye. You shot him through the heart.
Yeah. You didn't need the poison. I had to make sure he was dead. The poison made sure
that he really died. Leaving Tatsumi to finish off Ape Man, while Leon and Naginda take on
Rokugo, Kurame slices off Leon's left arm, forcing Naginda to kill Rokugo herself. As
Akame, the main girl in this anime, combats Wol and Boles at the same time, she tells Boles
that she joined Night Raid because she believes in her heart, it to be the right path, instead
of joining the Imperial side. Mine is swallowed by Kaiser Frog, but she emerges to pierce
through Kaiser Frog and escape. So, that's one way for him to go too. He's gonna pierce
through. Susanoo uses his trump card, transforming into an armored form gained from Naginda's
life force to kill Death Tagul. After Leon and Akame team up to kill Wol, Boles uses his
Imperial arm, Rubicante, a powerful flamethrower. So that's his weapon of choice. Just cause
I'm a flamethrower? Yeah. You're fucking banking right now. Since Rubicante is damaged from
the battle, Boles throws it upwards and detonates it, causing a massive explosion around him.
He's kinda like a, what do you call it, a Voltorb, just self-destruct. Episode 17, kill the curse.
So Akame and Leon survive the massive explosion. So, it was point fucking pointless. The movie
Kong's Skull Island, where one of the soldiers is like, get out of here guys, and he pulls
out two grenades for the Skull Walker. He's like, I'll hold it off. And the Skull Walker
hits him with his tail and throws him into a fucking mountain range and he blows up over
there. Go watch, I promise you guys, go watch, it doesn't make any fucking sense. He sacrifices
life for his fucking soldier, or his mates, I guess, what's the word, his comrades, that
escape at this giant fucking skull monster that's about to eat everybody. He pulls out
these two grenades, one in each hand, he's like, go guys, I'll hold it off. And the thing
fucking kicks him basically with his tail and he just fucking goes fucking flying into
the wall and blows up the side of the mountain. I don't understand why they added that scene
in the movie. A little bit of comedy maybe. But it wasn't supposed to be comedic, it wasn't
supposed to be dramatic, like, oh, because of his fucking, his best friends, like, no,
don't do that. And they try to hold him back. Yeah. Like, don't kill yourself. And he's
like, it's okay. He still dies. And he died instantly. And I'm like, what was the point
of that? I'm never afraid. I wake up some nights, like, why? Yeah, that's kind of the
same thing here. He blew himself up for nothing. So Bulls meets a crying girl while walking
in the woods, treating her bruised shin with a bandage. The girl is revealed to be Chelsea
in disguise and she pierces his nape with a poison needle. So she's already killed two
people now with a needle, one through the head, one through the neck. The back of the
neck anyway, the nape. After Chelsea requests Lubbock to call for backup, she disguises
herself as Bulls and pursues Kurame. In the past, Akame and Kurame were training together
to be elite assassins. So this is a little bit of a backstory for them. They were both
separated due to their reliance on each other, because they would train with each other and
then they started to become too reliant on each other. Kurame was experimented with various
drugs to enhance her fighting prowess. In the present, so we're back again, Chelsea
as Bulls in her disguise finds Kurame and uses this opportunity to stab her with a poison
needle in her back. Damn. This girl's going after everybody. In the past, again, Chelsea
worked as an apprentice to a viceroy who accepted bribes and hunted people for fun. Why is there
always the A game for rich people? People can always start hunting other people. That's
always their end goal. She killed the viceroy after acquiring Gaia Foundation for the first
time. In the present, Kurame somehow survives the poison, ordering Natala and Doya to kill
Chelsea. During the downpour, Tatsumi and Akame reach a town square where Chelsea's
severed head is displayed at the top of a pole. Yes. So they ended up killing Chelsea.
Damn. Her disguise didn't necessarily work very well. Episode 18 is called Kill the Demon.
So now we are back with Ez death and the Jaegers are ordered by Honest to protect Bullock, who
summons the four Rakshasa demons of the Imperial Fist Temple, which are named Ebara, Sten,
Mez, and Suzuka, who are able to manipulate their bodies in a mirrored of ways. Then Bullock
sends them on the offensive. Wave is surprised by Kurame quickly recovering, but he realizes
that Kurame is putting on a facade so that she can stay as a member of the Jaegers. So
the girl that was poisoned by this other girl, Chelsea, she's still alive. And she's putting
on that fake like, I can do it. Meanwhile, Night Raid members, Chorok and let me repeat
that. Night Raid enters Chorok, the headquarters of a path of peace. This a piece? This religious
one. Okay. Tatsumi and mine explore the busy marketplace. At a cemetery, Akame takes on
Ebara using Murasame to chop him into pieces at that time, her sword. In the city streets,
Lubbock fights Sten and Mez using cross tail to crush Sten's heart from the inside and
to stab Mez's back with knives. Damn, there's a lot of assassination going on, which is
the whole point. On the outskirts of town, Tatsumi and mine quarrel as they encounter
the Lord, the leader of the founder of path of peace. So they run into him even though
they're supposed to kill the other guy. So, 19, kill the fate. Night Raid plans to infiltrate
the palace during the anniversary festival of path of peace. Susano cooks favorite meals
for members in preparation for the mission. Tatsumi and mine wear disguises as a diversion
to get out of the city and detect it. But Serio spots them and attacks them with a barrage
of missiles. As Suzuka also arrives and attacks, Tatsumi averts her away from the area while
mine fights Serio and Koro alone. With Koro being easily taken down by mine's increased
power, Tatsumi defeats Suzuka by crushing her under nearby ruins.
So Tatsumi wins. As she destroys most of Serio's weapons, mine gets beaten and bruised from
Serio's lightning speed punches, nearly dying in the process. But mine musters up her strength
and uses pumpkin to slice Serio and Koro in half. Jesus. Pumpkin. That's a gun remember.
Oh yeah, the gun named pumpkin. Serio retaliates by setting off a suicide bomb implanted in
her head. As mine is too wounded to get far away enough from the nuclear explosion, Tatsumi
ends up saving her from the blast, which kills both Serio and Koro. Meanwhile, the rest of
Nireid storms the palace. Although Esdeth, the one that was looking for Tatsumi, advises
Bola not to leave. He later attempts to flee, only to be killed by Akame and Lubbock. So
Akame kills him. Episode 20 is Kill the Carnage. Jesus. You wish the titles were more like
a... like a... like a... like a... like I know if he wanted to just kill right? Yeah. But
like added like it doesn't have to be always at the beginning. Like he could just put it
sprinkled in like a whole phrase or it's always beginning. So the lazy writing. We're just
killing everything. Kill the carnage this time. So wave and run worry whenever Kurome
collapses. Tatsumi and Lubbock covertly meet up with the palace maid working as a member
of the resistance. At the entrance of the palace, they soon find themselves surrounded
by Serio and his elite unit. Great General Budo of the Empire appears and uses Imperial
arms. Adre-Mellek, a pair of gauntlets that generate electricity to attack Tatsumi. Lubbock
struggles as Serio repeatedly warps himself to the ground and in midair using Shambala.
When the palace maid restrains Lubbock, she is injured by Serio, who is blindsided whenever
his right arm holding Shambala is cut off by Lubbock. However, the palace maid stabs
Lubbock in the back and she pleads Serio to let her family go before dying. Serio laughs
at her death stating he already killed her family a while ago and teleports Lubbock into
an abyss. But Lubbock uses Crosstail, his Imperial arms, to pull Serio into the abyss
with him. It's like die in the abyss. Tami wouldn't be bitch. It's like a darkest fog.
They already killed her family. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Lubbock kills Serio by crushing his heart
from the inside, which he then sends both of them high above the palace. After Crosstail's
breaks, Lubbock falls on the swords of Serio's men, being stabbed to death. Damn, that's
how he dies. Tami, after being captured by Budo, is sentenced to death by Honest. As
Death tells Honest to give her the honors to conduct the execution. She wants to kill
her little man. Oh, what? What'd me do? Jesus, what? What's the point of her? I think she's
gonna try to make it quick. I don't want it at all. Quick or slow, I don't want to die.
I just don't want to die. Episode 21 is called Kill the Despair. Jesus, we're just killing
everything still. So Akame, Leon, Min, Nijinda, and Susanoo, or Susanoo, prepare for their
mission to rescue Tatsumi. Meanwhile, Tatsumi refuses to join as Death for her cause. During
the execution in the Coliseum, Night Raid attacks just as as Death is about to kill
Tatsumi. Akame enters the palace and defeats the Imperial police in order to retrieve Incursio,
which is his armor. That sounds like a spell from Harry Potter. Yes. Living armor almost
basically. As Nijinda and Susanoo confront as Death, Nijinda has Susanoo using his trump
card to repel any attack as Death throws at them. As Leon and Min fight Budo, the general,
Leon becomes paralyzed, leaving Min to take on Budo by herself. Damn. Min and Budo each
channel and become, release their strongest form from their Imperial arms. So he's releasing
his electric gauntlets and then she's using her like cat abilities to their fullest. Min
kills and obliterates Budo, but she is left heavily wounded. Akame frees Tatsumi, who
uses Incursio to save Min from falling. As Death uses her trump card to freeze time and
destroy Susanoo's core, but Nijinda uses her trump card in retaliation to restore Susanoo.
Jesus. So it's like, here's my trump card, no, my trump card. I bought hers. Stop, you've
activated my trap card. And you've activated my revert and my counter trap. You've activated
the counter trap. Cause you can. You really did. You activated my pot of green. We'll
have two cards for no reason. You just laying them on me. I wish I was a terrible Yu-Gi-Oh
player. I just do whatever. Pot of green. You pot of green. That gives me two extra
life points. I remember when I was a kid where there was a guy that he would play or whatever
all the time. He would do that shit all the time. He didn't know how to play the game
at all. So it'd be playing pot of green. I summoned Dark Magician, but no sacrifices,
huh? Nah. But you need like at least two. Yeah. They almost seem like a waste because two
for 2,500. You had blue eyes, white dragon for three grand was two as well. Yeah. And
I think you could sacrifice one for Summon's goal. I think he was level six. Or like, or
if you, if I actually had the, the Joey Wheeler deck with the, the time wizard and the baby
dragon and the millennial dragon. Yeah. And I, and I had the, I, I one time I had to use
the whole fucking, that shit's a complicated bullshit. Yes it is. I summoned Millennium
dragon. I still have all four of the original decks. I said the Joey, the, uh, you either
Yugi and then, uh, who was the last one on that? It was a fourth one. Yeah. There was
one more. I don't remember who it was though. Damn it. By the bug guys with the dinosaur
guys. Uh, maybe. But I know that, uh, uh, I know I definitely had those other three
though. Red eyes, black dragon was way weaker than a blue eyes. Yes. But you had a specific
card and even with the card though, like it was like, I think it was like 2,500 and with
the card, it gave you a 400 increase to your, uh, cause it was like a, uh, uh, it was an
equipped card. You know, like, like metal claws. Yeah. It would, it would give you four plus
400. So it was 2,900, which is still a little lower, but it's still, you know, for 2,900
points. We could also fuse, uh, summon skull and red eyes, black dragon into the black
skull dragon, which was 3,500. The one I remember most is when you can, uh, that Gia, the, the
sky knight or whatever. And some of the guy, a guy, yeah. And you can get like the curse
of dragon or no, it was that weird dragon, right? Was it the curse of the dragon? Yeah.
That was a good combo too. Where it's a guy of the dragon champion or something like that.
Yeah. Yeah. And then you would fuse it and then be like the, the wings dragon over or
whatever, whatever it was. And I'm just like, man, it was so cool back then because it's
like, oh my God, like, cause I liked it because it was like simple complexity. Like it was
complex, but if you did it right and you understood the rules, you could play well. Now all these
fucking different like cards, did you know there's no, no, I have not seen a normal new
Yu-Gi-Oh card with the ones where they call them just normal because no effects, no nothing.
It's just a card with attack and defense. Yeah. Those don't exist no more. I miss that.
I mean, like I understand because players are more like, it's also power creep. So like
over time, just things start getting higher and higher and more and more and more complex.
That's what it is. It's just how you just have to live with it. That's what I remember
the old G. Yu-Gi-Oh back in the day was fun. Now the way I would get my fucking ass blown
out trying to play somebody. If I had a normal deck and they had their updated deck, I would
have an Exodia fucking just graved it. You did not watch you have Exodia in it in your
first deck. It's like, I win. And I got pulled out like, well you, you acted in my trap card
and like, what, what, there's like an Exodia fucking demolition crew too. Remember goblin
demolition crew? Now I would make a character with making up demolition. They're really
in the card with the card. All right. Um, let's see here. Alrighty. Um, don't follow the rules
from the show though. Cause they make no fucking sense. Yeah. They really do. I destroyed the
moon. Sound like really Yu-Gi and it's going to affect the waves. All right. So I, after
everybody releasing the Trump cards here. Yeah. That's what I've got to say. Yeah. It's
harder than it was. Trump card. I summoned my counter trap. So while Sosono keeps Ez death
busy, Tasumi carries mind as the other members of the night raid head back to their hideout.
As the Tsumi sets mine down to rest, she confesses her feelings and kisses him before she dies.
Fuck. Yeah. Cause she got killed by Ez death. Episode 22 is called kill the little sister.
I have that feeling sometimes. So the remaining night raid mourns Lubbock, mine and Sosono
before moving on with their plan to kill honest and in his tyranny wave learns that run joined
the Yeagers in order to reform the empire, which has filled with corruption and rebellion.
Run is also aware of Karame is slowly dying. Meanwhile, Karame sends a message to Akame
challenging her to a duel in the ruins. What are you going to say? No, you think that was
the word duel your ears perked up. Well, like way right after talking about Trump cards.
So she challenges her to a duel in the ruins of a church. Tatsumi fails to dissuade Akame
and she leaves to confront Karame. Once there Akame and Karame fight as the latter expresses
resentment for her being abandoned while the former tries to explain the need to overthrow
the empire due to his corruption. When a giant robotic danger beast appears, Akame and Karame
work together to defeat it. Wave arrives to help Karame, but Tatsumi also arrives and
prevents way from interfering in the duel. Akame manages to stab through Karame finally
having closure with her little sister and wave carries Karame's body body with him as
he departs. Akame mourns her sister's death by crying into Tatsumi's arms. Elsewhere,
Honest instructs the emperor to activate the ultimate imperial arms in order to stop the
revolution. Episode 23 is called Kill the Emperor. Let's just finish this. There's one
after that too. Let's just finish the abber. So Tatsumi, Akame, Leon and Naginda start
their final mission to assassinate Honest. As Tatsumi, Akame and Leon break into the
palace, they are confronted by Run who uses his imperial arms, mastima, a pair of plates
on his back that grow wings which doubles his weapons. Leon stays behind to deal with
Run while Tatsumi and Akame reach the throne room. Under Honest's influence, the emperor
activates his imperial arms, shikotaser, a giant 500 foot tall mecha and causes destruction
in the capital. Tatsumi tries to convince the emperor to save his compassion for the
citizens, but the emperor becomes selfish in his cause to maintain his position. The
emperor joins Tatsumi in the battle against the emperor. After Tatsumi manages to strike
the core of shikotaser, he unlocks the true power of Incursio to defeat the emperor and
destroys his shikotaser.
If I had that right, they realize the power of friendship compels you.
They stop the emperor and Tatsumi, using his last ounce of strength to do that, stops the
mecha from falling on people and dies in the arms of Akame soon after.
So the main character that we would have considered Tatsumi, from the beginning he dies in this
episode. Only Akame is left. Episode 24 is the title of the show, Akame got killed.
So with Tatsumi not dead, S death challenges Akame to a duel. Akame is forced to unleash
her trump card by poisoning herself, thereby increasing her physical abilities. Eventually
Akame wounds S death's left arm and S death cuts it off to prevent the poison from spreading
through her body. So she cuts off her own arm.
Before Akame initiates the final strike, S death uses her trump card again to freeze time.
But this does not stop Akame from dealing a fatal blow to S death. With her last effort,
S death encases herself and Tatsumi in ice.
So she takes her little boy and they freeze together.
Which shatters them both into pieces. Meanwhile, Leon corners Honest before he tries to escape
the palace, intending to kill him once and for all. However, he uses his imperial arms
Erased Stone, a crown which can break other imperial arms in order to destroy Leon's Lionel.
Leon punches Honest and has mercy at him even though he shoots at it repeatedly with his
gun. Mercy like Darth Vader and Mace Windu and kills him by crushing the skull, putting
it into his corruption and tyranny. So Honest is dead now. Leon bids farewell to Akame and
later dies in an alleyway.
Maginda senses the emperor to death for corrupting the empire while Wave and Run pay respects
to Kurame's grave. Maginda takes responsibility to help rebuild and restore the capital. Akame
then parts ways with Maginda and leaves to parts unknown.
So at the end, you're left with only Akame.
It's like the people that were doing everything. Maginda was the leader and she's still around
but she took over the country and is the leader now and then Akame just leaves.
She's like, yeah, she's like dude.
Because the one person that she did love which was Tatsumi, he ended up dying.
She's like, or at least not necessarily love love but like the only other person besides
her sister that she already killed. The only other person that she cared about.
Damn.
It's like, bye. Bye.
I'm gonna be real honest with you. I thought Akame no kill was that thing where like it
was a chick with black hair that was like a high school student.
She looks like one.
And like she, they go to school and they have fights and they go back to school. It's not
that?
No.
I'm real confused.
Is she the hell like a schoolgirl uniform?
Uh, kinda yeah.
Hey that's what my best one threw me off.
Yeah she kind of did anyway.
I mean, let's see here.
Yeah, like her right there.
Maybe I think about somebody else.
Maybe.
Is that her?
Well it's not a red streak but it's light on the back of her head.
Yeah okay I think about something else then.
Yeah.
Damn. So that was her.
You see how little Tatsumi is?
The one on the far left?
Yeah.
Little dude with a gigantic sword?
Yeah that's me too.
I'm a little dude with a gigantic sword.
Alright that's all I've got for part two of this and we finally finished the entire series.
As far as I'm aware.
They may have had an ova or something like that.
Yeah you don't know.
I'm sure there's a movie, I think there is a movie out there now that I think about it.
Six thousand extra episodes somewhere.
Like One Piece?
One Piece is just One Piece.
But you got your deadline, that's all you need.
Alright ready for some reddits?
Yeah.
We got I think seven stories today.
I'm pretty comfortable.
I can never come from this fucking seat.
Never?
Although it's not as bad as the last time when we did live streaming.
Yeah I'm bad.
You were very uncomfortable.
It was a bubble hot to the bell.
You felt?
That was funny.
Oh funny and worth it.
Alrighty so let's see here.
First one is by Osprey Guy.
Osprey Guy?
That's not what an osprey is right?
No.
A bird.
Oh.
So he just falls around the same bird?
Maybe.
Cuckoo.
He's supposed to be the guy.
I'm not the crow, I'm the osprey guy.
Don't look like you're supposed to be the crow's sidekick.
Osprey Guy?
God that would be horrible.
So this person puts, though I thought I was on mute, I was not.
Someone was messaging me on the side asking if I could meet at a certain time.
My very limited free time is on my calendar.
Apparently for office or whatever.
You're so fucking busy bro.
I'm so sorry.
I yell in pure frustration.
Jesus Christ check my fucking calendar.
The meeting got really quiet and I realized what happened.
Just gave a little sheepish my bed thought I was on mute.
And went silent.
The person I was yelling about messaging me on the other side, on the other side, apologized.
Which made me feel even worse.
I'll get that.
I apologized and said it was very unprofessional.
I tried to explain how I am really stressed with deadlines.
I am.
And I was venting but I still feel like a total ass.
Which is accurate.
This is a smaller group of decent people so I don't think anyone will complain to my boss
or anything like that.
But just got to live with my embarrassing fuck up.
Alright so the boss.
I'm that guy.
Especially if I don't like you.
Yeah?
I would just draw a hint.
Not subtle hints either.
He's a pedophile.
He's just warned by him.
Pedophile.
Just randomly.
Alrighty.
Let's see here.
Next one is by Sexy Government.
The Sexy Government.
Don't know what government you're in.
If you've ever seen those movies of the poor star Lisa Ann where she portrays Sarah Palin.
You know exactly what he means.
Nothing like who's nailing Palin.
Alright he puts.
Yesterday evening during a rest day from training a friend had messaged me asking if I'd like
to join him in the gym.
I was pretty beaten up from yesterday but agreed on the condition that we'd need a pre-workout
and some food pre-workout.
We arrived at this amazing gym about 40 minutes from my home.
They had a great range of pre and post workout supplements so we decided to have a scoop
of stem workout with caffeine and non-stem pumped pre-workout.
I'm not into the gym scene so I.
I don't know.
He's speaking Latin to me.
I'm fat.
I'm too fat man.
I can't see my dick.
I'm too fat.
Around 30 minutes into the session things started to get intense.
I was lifting very aggressively.
Over here right.
Are they doing fucking or something?
We got really aggressive with each other.
We were both sweating profusely.
They were fucking.
Are you lying to me?
It felt as if I had done several lines of cocaine.
Around one and a half hours later I started to feel incredibly sick.
Shaking, hallucinating, severe anxiety and having panic attacks.
You didn't have cocaine.
For the next seven to eight hours I was pacing my room sweating crying and very very fucking
anxious.
A side note here.
My penis is basically a button hidden inside of shrubbery completely shrunk into itself.
God dang.
That shit just randomly happened.
Yeah his dick size.
That was random.
He's taking something and you stare at him.
He's almost gone.
Okay shit is just.
If you remember.
Here's a visual for you guys.
What he just mentioned right.
Go watch the hangover part two where they find some random thing.
Like it's basically Han's penis but they don't know that and the characters start picking
it because it's basically just like hair all around it and like a tiny little skin on top
of the hair.
Like on top of a mound.
That's exactly what he's talking about.
Don't do roids.
That's the biggest thing.
Don't do roids unless you have inches to lose.
Got 13 inches I can lose five.
I finally fell asleep around 430 a.m.
Whenever I woke up this morning.
Imagine him like before that right.
Just pacing his room like a gorilla.
Just fucking losing his shit.
Whenever I woke up this morning I just felt as just felt as fucking awful.
Threw up in my bathroom and laying in bed.
I decided to have a proper look online at the supplements we had taken to decipher exactly
what went wrong.
Then I realized the scoop I had used to measure out the stem pre-workout was a 15 gram scoop.
It was meant to be a two gram scoop serving.
Fuck dude fuck.
Seven times.
Oh my god.
He's mean we had both consumed 1600 milligrams of pure caffeine.
Jeez I wonder he was fucking losing his shit.
But 1600 all that much.
I don't know.
How about us take a look.
Let's see here.
Oh yeah a Red Bull a 12 ounce can of Red Bull has 114.
How many did they take?
1600.
He was fucking zooming.
How many does that have?
114 milligrams.
Fucking 10 Red Bulls.
Fucking minimum.
All at once.
It's just like.
I was surprised as hell.
He just blasted through the fucking wall and out the fucking side of the building.
That is a gigantic amount.
The police catching him in some fucking bakery eating bread.
He's just like sir you need to calm down.
He runs out of his life.
Like put him down and they fucking start blasting.
Bullets start bumping off his body.
Oh my god that is a lot.
Mean he was able to fall asleep at all.
I know.
Hard stop for a minute.
He didn't really sleep.
Heart just stopped.
Anxiety is still high.
I won't be leaving the house today.
He fucking pays him back.
He's fucking biting his lip and stuff.
Pocky.
Oh my good lord.
That is a lot.
There was a kid in school once that drank like eight coffees.
These like iced coffees in the vending machine we had during lunch break.
Yeah.
And he went to bed to class and he was just like his hands would not stop shaking.
He had to go to the nurse's office.
He's just like.
I can't do it.
Losing his shit.
1600 milligrams.
And red bulls already have a lot so.
We'll take that much and then go straight into an orgy.
Just randomly vibrate me anyway.
Don't need any kind of thing.
Just vibrate.
Fuck everything in here.
Leave the dog alone.
Run.
The fucking police kid.
There was like a crime scene.
There was a knock the fuck out.
It just come out.
All right.
Next one is by Peepstilz.
This person puts.
Am I stupid?
Yeah.
Probably.
I was flossing my teeth yesterday night and I realized something.
My front teeth are quite long based on the ratio compared to the ones next to them and
my lips.
And I make my bottom teeth basically invisible whenever I smile.
Low key like a horse.
I can't do a horse.
My bite is good and my teeth are straight so I figured all I needed to happen was to
shorten them.
A Google search.
A Google search revealed that it cost around 50 to 300 dollars each tooth to get them filed
down a little.
Don't do that.
I figured I could probably do it myself.
I had pretty bad insomnia and maybe and got maybe eight hours of sleep the entire week
so far so maybe I'm not in the best state of mind.
I'm blacked out for a second.
He said he could do it himself.
Yes.
Is what I just heard.
I'm not stupid.
Yes.
Yes you are.
Yes.
Yes I sure.
That shit must have fucking hurt.
Yeah.
But I needed to magically become vague.
Vaguely.
Vaguely delicious.
But I needed to magically become vaguely more good looking so on a search from a nail file
where I went.
On a search for a nail file.
Oh my god bro.
Tested it on a fingernail.
It works.
Yeah.
It's a fucking nail file.
So I lined it to the front teeth.
Oh boy.
Both at once because I didn't want to.
Like either he fucked up his teeth or he fucking did it so hard that he fucking broke the tooth
or he fucking cut himself.
All sorts of scenarios.
Both at once because I didn't want to have them uneven.
The big ass fucking nail file.
And I just started.
And I just started going back and forth I guess.
Started hurting my teeth.
Successfully shaved off a bit.
It was going really well and already looked better.
But I still wanted it a little bit shorter.
Might have gotten a bit carried away.
I followed off a tad more and then my right tooth felt like it got struck by lightning.
Super intense weird zapping pain.
I was super freaked out and went to take a close look.
No blood or anything.
Noted my teeth are in the perfect length and a nicely square shape now.
But then I went and rinsed my mouth with lukewarm water.
Exact same sensation.
Did I fuck up a nerve or something?
Or something else?
Probably.
I probably ignore it but even just licking it with my tongue causes a shooting throbbing
feeling in one of them.
So fucking disgusting.
Oddly also gives me a tingle in my penis.
Even worse whenever I touch them with my finger or whatever.
After you file it's like.
Ehh.
What do you mean finger or whatever?
I don't know.
I guess he just takes like a spoon or something.
Maybe.
I've never had a cavity or anything.
It didn't work done so I'm not 100% sure.
How do you say you don't have a cavity?
Or do you mean you never had a cavity work done?
No cavity work done.
Or he could maybe never have had a cavity.
Why is that impossible?
I got four right now.
So he does have the cavities.
That's what I'm assuming.
Probably.
Or at least never got them worked on though.
I could see that.
Take it from a guy that's never been to a dentist.
I went to a dentist three years ago starting regular dental checkups.
Two cavities taken care of.
Fucking banging now.
So I'm not 100% sure whether this is normal and will go away on its own or not.
I can't tell anything is unusual on the outside so it probably will.
Not sure what I did wrong because dentists probably do all the same things.
Gonna try to brush them now.
I didn't miss a smore.
Oh here he is fucking close.
I didn't miss this morning to see if that improves it.
I wanna brush my teeth right now.
Just hear him talk.
Edit number one.
Okay.
No I literally can't.
This shit is so bad not even exaggerating like actual electric shocks or something.
Just existing in my mouth closed already aches.
Learning a lot about teeth today.
Will see a dentist as soon as I can.
Edit two.
Oh god.
Been a few hours.
Like a few people suggested I call a dental school close to me.
A dental school?
I want an actual dentist not a fucking student knocking my teeth out.
It's a smallish facility and they said they don't actually do acute stuff.
They can fix this shit but not within two weeks.
I don't know if I should wait that long because just breathing through my mouth is unironically
like the worst fucking pain I've ever felt.
Oh it's freaking me out.
But I can't really afford to see an actual emergency dentist so let's hope somebody close
to me does financial plans or something.
Fucked.
Edit three.
Oh god my man what are you going through in life?
We picked up the syncytidine stuff people recommended even touching my teeth and agonizing.
That stuff is good.
Syncytidine is the best.
That's what I use.
It's agonizing.
So putting it on sucks so much and it stings but hopefully that'll work.
Have to work a short shift now.
Very conflicted about what to do at the moment.
Just gotta go to work.
It's no choice.
Edit four.
Oh fuck.
It's about to do the ringer.
Last little update probably.
I called my dad.
He's like, oh my stupid son of a bitch.
I didn't live with him and asked him to make me an appointment with a dentist because my
front teeth really hurt.
Didn't elaborate on why because I'm taking this to the grave.
They can't see me until Monday morning.
Probably going to be cheaper than an emergency visit but I am not looking forward to the
feeling of my body taking a screenshot every time my tongue or the air touches my teeth
for another three and a half days.
Ow.
Popping ibuprofen every hour but it doesn't really do shit.
Next time I get a potentially dumb idea I think I'll think about it for a few hours
before executing it I guess.
That would be luck.
Genius.
Ouch.
First comment underneath it.
Your teeth have an amyl which protects them.
You just destroyed every fucking thing.
Ow.
Why would you think getting a nail file to file your teeth down is human nature to try
to make you some more attractive regardless of the massive stupidity?
I don't have the idea.
I'm looking at plastic surgery.
I've broken a wisdom tooth and that shit does not feel good.
Like at all.
It's the kind of pain where you lean over and it's like just go away.
Please let the pain go away.
Ibuprofen, Advil, nothing helps.
Even with the stuff they put in my, they had a needle, even though I'm afraid of needles,
I took a needle to the mouth to numb the gums and everything in my tooth to get my one cavity
on my left side taken care of.
Even with an on-ride you start feeling the drill.
I hear a whee.
I can't even imagine the pain without it.
Without anything.
Just scream into high heaven.
Probably.
Hopefully it'll knock me out.
Alright, next one is by, let's see, Aritas330.
Person puts.
Alright, my name's Aritas and I got a-B-tis.
I got the B-tis.
Six months ago our HR team rolled out a survey.
It was a simple score your happiness affair.
Zero.
But like most office survey, participation was dismal.
No one really saw a point, past surveys yielding zero changes, unsurprisingly.
Completion rates were low, which is how we ended up with a supervisor visit.
A stern-faced man in a suit.
Probably pushing up in quiet.
Probably.
Be well, my name is Steven Heimlich.
I'm here to talk to you about your office performance.
Oh shit.
What did I do?
Have I killed a man or two?
And life yes.
Being oblivious and the first person he saw, I became his target.
He inquired about the survey and if I had any part in promoting it to my colleagues.
My brilliant response, a nonchalant, eh, probably because no one cares about the survey.
He just stared at me, the weight of my accidental insult hanging heavy.
Awkward silence followed after which he retreated.
A few minutes later my manager appeared.
Doubled over with laughter.
Apparently I had just insulted the head of my HR.
Well fuck, what are you going to do, call HR?
My face flushed as I explained the misunderstanding.
Little did I know, news of the disrespectful manager reached the head office.
Fuck.
Fast forward to a recent promotion opportunity.
I aced the interview but ultimately wasn't chosen.
My manager, with a sympathetic smile, revealed the reason, my notoriety, as the guy who snubbed
the head of HR.
Apparently promoting me would cause more issues.
More issues?
Hey, hey, turn to there.
And I said, well how would I win?
I couldn't win.
Because you call it HR.
Yeah.
The head of HR.
But the whole retaliatory tactic is against HR policy.
Yeah.
So you can't snub me for speaking my mind.
Like you're in an oxymoronic situation.
Oh yes.
HR but you're not promoting.
Because you insulted HR.
Alright, next one is by Haunting Artichoke830.
Okay.
I guess you know they ate some and then they had gasp.
It's just haunting.
Person puts.
I fought it so hard my grandma died.
Oh lord.
A piece got the devil in him and he fucking just dies.
Boxing desperation.
There have to be family members that have had something like an elderly, unelderly family
member die.
Yeah.
And they say something real fucked up to them before they die.
I want to see that though.
I want to see what they say.
I want to hear what, yeah, I was hearing from commenters like what's the weirdest thing
your dying family member ever said to you.
And not like sad obviously.
Right.
But something like real fucked up.
Or it's like oh.
I never did like Mexicans.
You know somebody said that.
You do know somebody who said that.
It can be any race to say that too.
It could be another box ticket.
Be my grandpa for sure.
Snake.
Can't fucking stand him.
Alright this person puts this happened last year but having settled into a new job where
I am happy.
I feel like I can finally post this.
I've worked for a company that has a large bench specifically for used electronics.
Sometimes not even used.
They will throw them out.
They will throw out items that are still not even opened and still in original packaging.
Fuck yeah.
After having worked for this company for three years my sister dropped by to grab lunch and
I showed her around the office.
Well you hang out with your sister like actual adults and not fist fight each other all the
time.
Weird.
I know you couldn't do this.
I would never.
I can't even stand that dirty demon spy.
We get to the recycling dumpster and she asks what it is and I tell her that's where we
put old electronics.
There is a computer mouse still unopened and she asks if she can take it and I tell her
not a problem since it's there to be disposed of.
Employees grab things from time to time if there is something good in there.
She takes it.
We go grab lunch.
A week passes by and I get called into a meeting with my boss and HR manager saying that they
have footage of me stealing company property and I asked them what they were talking about.
They play the record of me and my sister in the bin and she grabbed the computer mouse.
Apparently it's against company policy to take things from the electronics bin but they
usually let it slide for employees but because I let a non-employee take something from there
it was an issue.
What proceeded was my month long HR investigation during which time I did my job as normal after
which I was informed of being terminated.
Thankfully after about two months of being unemployed I found another job with better
pay and better work environment so it ended up working out after all.
Hmm that sucks.
That plate.
It's a fucking mouse.
And it goes in the black bin.
Disposed bin.
Come on now.
This is when policy overtakes human nature.
When policy overtakes common sense.
It's like I gotta follow the rules and I got no choice.
Right.
God dang Nazis.
Alright next one is by Burry Udman is my alias.
First and puts.
Driving to get an ultrasound my wife asked to stop for us to get some orange juice.
She mentioned about having an ad for an insurance company that had some dude with a dollar on
a fishing line.
I do some work for an insurance company so she said she was taking she that I should
take notes.
I said good idea.
I'll bring a dollar on a fishing line to my next meeting.
Apparently that was such a beacon of distilled comedic imagery that she did a spit take followed
by laughter and vomiting in the foot well of my car.
Fuck.
After apologies and immediate forgiveness from me she went to take another drink when
she did it when when we left she asked which car to take and I said mine as she was drinking.
Not that I knew I was on the road.
I might have should have taken your fucking car after all and she's she then said and
then she did it again.
Oh my god the funniest man's ever lived huh.
I don't know.
Got that Richard Pryor full on blast of LJ from the front window glove compartment floor
and seat.
We had to turn back for hers so that we could change we had to turn back for her to get
changed and for me to clean the car which I did and now I'm having I'm sat here waiting
so we can go to the bloody ultrasound.
So she saw him there changing while he's writing this out.
Weird.
Just just the funniest fucking person ever apparently you know.
God damn man.
Or he's just so.
Or she is so fucking dull.
Yeah.
And then even the most benign joke she's like.
That's not really even funny but sure at all.
Like when I when you said essentially like she was laughing about it it's like what.
Oh well to each their own.
Last one for today is by Royal Delay 2490.
This person puts.
If I don't drop my phone now.
So yeah we don't need to see this.
This person puts so to be clear this happened whenever I was 21.
Roughly seven years ago.
So obliviously it did not happen today.
You're 28.
Obligatory I guess but they put OBV.
And it was hands down one of the most embarrassing fucked up nights in my life.
Sorry if it's a long if it's a long story.
I've tried to condense it as much as I could.
Thank you William Shakespeare.
I was in college at the time and one of my close friends who went by and went to a different
college was going to Florida for their spring break and asked if I wanted to tag along.
I was a typical broke eating ramen noodles to survive college kid and had maybe a hundred
dollars to my name.
Of course it was a good idea to go on a week long.
Which hundred dollars to my name.
To go on a week long trip on the whim without money to pay for anything.
So obviously I said yes.
After surviving the first couple of days bumming drinks and hanging around on the beach everyone
decides that they want to go out to the bars.
Fuck.
I can't really bum drinks at a bar but I have to go so who knows I can figure something
out maybe.
We walk down to the bar strip.
The first one has a line of like fifteen people waiting to get in and of course that's where
everyone realizes to go.
Or everyone wants to go.
As we approach the entrance I realize that there's a cover fee to get in and it's twenty
dollars.
I'm like fuck it's a lot already.
At this point I've already spent like sixty on food already and had less than fifty dollars
on my account and definitely had no cash on me.
Shit.
I start to panic.
Mind you this is my friend's spring break so I only really know him and everyone else
in our group had either just met today or the day before.
I didn't want to admit that I was broke or ask for money from them.
But then it was finally my turn.
There were three large intimidating bouncers at the front.
Equally intimidating strangers behind me.
They asked for my ID and twenty dollars for entry.
I froze.
Standing there unable to put words together to explain that I was too poor to give them
their money I formed a brilliant idea.
I fucking started acting deaf.
It's just standing there like this.
I still to this day have no idea why.
But I swear I have never done anything like this before.
Really?
Flight or flight response?
You mean flight or flight?
Yeah I'll just be deaf.
I fully committed.
No comic exaggeration here.
I started faking sign language.
Jesus Christ.
I was tapping my ears, mouthing words, anything my idiot mind could think of to get them to
let me in.
So those people that they pretend that they're experts in sign language?
They're in emergency situations like hurricane and stuff?
And they just stand next to the guy talking?
They do that fake stuff?
Haven't they been arrested doing that?
Yes.
Good God.
They were trying to mouth words back to me to pay and I just keep getting confused.
After a few minutes of this nonsense, which is an increasingly agitated line behind me,
they came and let me in.
And it worked.
I guess it worked.
Holy shit I felt so good about it.
The rush from going full anxiety meltdown to actually fooling these people to believe
I was deaf was exhilarating.
So I worked.
It worked once.
Why not keep doing it?
Oh God.
I used this to get free drinks.
I went to the bar, did the same fake sign language, tapped my ear, and some guy next
to me noticed and bought me three drinks in a row out of sympathy.
But all good things come to an end.
One of the employees must have caught me talking to my buddy because shortly after I was confronted
by one of the bouncers.
You can hear me anyway.
Then the bartender came over and went in, finally the managers.
What if it was one of those like criminal clubs?
Yeah.
You can hear, huh?
You won't be hearing after tonight.
They think you're busy or something.
You will be deaf.
This had turned into a scene at this point, but I still committed to keep my mouth shut.
Ultimately, once I had half of the staff surrounding interrogating me, a lot of the
crowd staring, I just ran out of the bar.
I went back to the hotel.
Fast forward a few hours where I got back to my close friend who invited me, which of
course meant his friends, people he was in college with I had just met on this trip,
heard too.
They all came to the hotel to his friends were and his friends were furious at me.
Hotel room turned into chaos.
Everyone was screaming at me.
I was apologizing profusely.
I would have been like this.
Huh?
You committed to everything.
Well, I will commit to being deaf to them too.
Exactly.
But nobody cared.
Eventually, this ended with me getting punched in the face a few times, which looking back,
I definitely deserved.
For what?
I'm the one that got in for free.
If I called my parents crying, you can explain everything that had happened.
Although they were mortified, they booked me a flight home the next morning.
Well, it must be nice to just get booked a fucking flight, huh?
If it was me, it would be that song like I walk a lonely road and I just start walking
on a lonely road that I've never known.
I'm still great friends with the person who invited me, but I haven't seen any of the
others since that night.
Moral of the story is, don't go on a random trip you can't afford.
And if you do, definitely don't be a fucking dumbass like me and I ain't deaf to give
shit for free.
Oh, come on, man.
He beat the system.
I know, but he just took it.
He flew too close to the sun.
Yeah, you sorry, Chris?
But that's all the red that I've got today.
Anything else to add before we head out?
Got a punch in the face, huh?
How did that affect them?
Because they're made about throwing me.
I guess, but I mean, like, I would have been like a smart man.
And why, why did the fuck, why did the, I guess, I understand why the bouncer would
be mad.
Because they got made a fool of.
And then there's one thing, there's one thing that dumb muscle men don't want to be made
fun of is being made dumb about throwing me.
It's like, well, if you are one, they don't want to be called out for being dumb.
And none of them knew Simon Winch, so it would have been funny if they did.
I would have been, fuck.
I know, I know, I know.
I can't see either.
Be like, I'm a goddamn heli killer.
I don't know how to do nothing.
They're just dragging you along.
Fuck, that is wild.
To be honest, no one wants to feel dumb anyway.
No.
And for a fact, like I once told her, like, she's like, you guys got any helium for your
blue?
I'm like, we only get helium on Thursdays.
Today is Thursday.
I was like, fuck.
She got me.
Oh, here we go.
Quit the job on the spot.
So will I quit?
Clock out.
It's embarrassing when you just kind of doing something dumb.
Luckily, I tried not to.
Like, I was phased out one day, right?
And this guy was telling me about world events.
He's like, 1812, what a terrible year.
I'm like, yeah, World War I.
And he's like, yeah, World War II.