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Hello and welcome back to the podcast.

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I'm Michael.

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I'm Noe.

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We are the Knights of Entertainment, a podcast covering your favorite and unknown movies,

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games, comic books, anime, and more weekly.

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We appreciate you being here and hope you enjoy the show.

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This is our 100th episode, so thank you for being here.

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Thank you.

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Let's go ahead and get started.

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We'll see you in a thousand.

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All right, guys.

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Well, guess what?

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We're back to Cozy Nights.

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I thought I was dead, but you can't kill a zombie.

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Unless you go for the hat and I missed.

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So as you know, Cozy Nights usually is a little bit of news, a little bit of kitchen

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stuff, and then at the end we just bullshit.

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I might have shouldn't have said that already because now we're demonetized the first minute

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in.

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Whatever.

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So we start with some news.

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I got this from the Oklahoman because I'm old and I read the newspaper like an old man.

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You got the morning paper.

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Please.

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I can't work on your new fangled phones.

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I just like having the newspaper.

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So I got this from the Oklahoman, but they got the story from the USA Today and it was

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written by Zachary Schmermule.

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I'm sorry.

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I don't know how to say his name.

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It's S-C-H-E-R-M-E-L-E.

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Schermel, I guess maybe.

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But the story basically is that now schools are having another problem aside from the

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obvious problems they already have, was like bad education funding and the other stuff

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with the pew pews and... Pew pew life.

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Not only that, they got that and that, right?

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And not only them having also the fact that when they leave school, they're going to come

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into a world of absolute like grind where you got to work like 18 jobs just to pay your

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rent because you can't even afford a house.

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So they got all those problems happening for them, right?

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On top of that, they now have basically deep fake AI nude photos of them being circulated

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throughout the school.

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So basically it's these poor young girls having boys deep fake their videos and then passing

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them around school.

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And I'm like, God dang, it just never ends for them, huh?

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Yeah.

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Kids be going through it nowadays.

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Because in general, my thoughts have always been like cyber bullying.

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Just turn it off.

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If you're on a website and they're making fun of you, that's one thing.

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Like where they're saying mean things to you, quote unquote.

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You can turn off the computer, that's fine.

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But if they're sending around deep fake nude photos of you, that's a little different.

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Plus you're underage.

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So that's basically child pornography.

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I don't even think, well, I was going to say I know that most of those AI websites and

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stuff they try to prevent any of that.

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They don't try to prevent nothing.

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It's AI deepfake so let you do anything.

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No, not the deep fake ones.

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I'm saying like the actual like AI creation tools.

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You can't use the word young.

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You can't use like certain age groups.

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Like it will not let you.

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What am I just saying?

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Not old.

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I'll probably say can't use that.

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What's another?

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Get EF super, super creative.

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It's not even like that I would want to.

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It's like, don't you tell me what I can't do.

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Because I remember I was playing Kingdom Hearts and I couldn't put dirty, they make you name

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your ship and you can't give it dirty words, right?

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Yeah.

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Because it knows all of them.

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Oh, so game on then.

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So I spent 45 minutes trying to figure out something obscene to say and I broke it.

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Yeah, but it takes some time.

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Yeah, but that's all I need is time.

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Do you have these nice cool kids that got that?

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I'm basically Batman.

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All I need is prep time.

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No, but see, here's the thing though.

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You have an attention span for that kind of stuff.

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Kids now, it's every 45 seconds they're constantly going on to something new.

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I guess, or maybe that's just something that parents tell you about kids.

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No, I feel like every generation before always has something bad to say about the generation

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after.

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No, I have things bad to say about both generations after and before.

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And the other reason being is that I work with kids, well not kids, but people right

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over the age of 21 in my type of business.

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That old man.

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In this day and age, yeah, these people don't have attention spans at all.

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It's like I'm riding with them.

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I don't have an attention span.

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What are we talking about?

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I said for certain things.

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For everything.

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That's true.

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That's why we're back to Cozy Nights.

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That is true.

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So basically the story starts off in Illinois High School and this girl finds out that there's

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defects about her and the principal calls her in and she was a 22nd student.

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He had to call in about this incident.

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So there was 21 before her that were told that, hey, there's some photos about you being,

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you know, so I'm like, God dang, that principal must have been going through it.

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I would hate to be a teacher in this day and age.

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Yeah, imagine the defects they make of them.

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Oh yeah, they said there was from teachers too, like dang.

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Dang.

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Yeah, I could think of one teacher that they would have been doing that too when we were

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in high school.

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At least we didn't talk about her like they did.

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Yeah, no.

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All the other students were like, they got thrown under the bus by the women's student.

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All it took was one class trip.

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That's what you guys get for talking dirty.

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I always get to myself.

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Keep your fervent thoughts to yourself.

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Basically.

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I'll stop you in jail.

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No.

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I don't know, defects.

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I mean, like I understand the curiosity of wanting to know what someone looks like naked.

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Like an ingrained human thing, right, because of clothing.

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Like I wonder what that person looks like naked, right?

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But like to like, you have to go on a computer back, you know, to write the whole thing.

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Okay, you gotta make her, give her bigger titties.

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And I'm like, come on, calm down.

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See I think that's some of the allure though is like as an adult, when you're looking at

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a woman, them not being automatically nude, it makes your mind go more like depending

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on what kind of clothes they're wearing.

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Whereas if like with OnlyFans, right?

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I've never found that any kind of attractive just for the plain fact.

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It's like, well, here it is.

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There's no mystery.

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There's no nothing.

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It's like boom.

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I'm the opposite.

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I'm like, here's my money.

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Shoot me more.

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Over here simping.

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I am the thirstiest man that's ever lived.

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Okay.

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You have no idea.

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You just over here desert.

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Bit my mouth, please.

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You're gonna find one girl that will do that.

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Then that would be like, oh no.

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No.

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Just walk away with your head down.

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Basically, yeah.

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One of those things where you're like, you're always the one talking and then the one actually

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gets serious.

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You're like, oh, fuck.

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Uh oh.

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Just like, I'm good.

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I'm just all talk now.

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Basically, yeah.

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I'm all talk.

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I'm no business.

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All right.

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So that's all the stories I have for nays because I wasn't going to do Cozy Nights at

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all.

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I do have one to add to that.

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Well, two.

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One to do with the deep.

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Oh, by the way, the Cozy News, not the Cozy News, but it's going to be called the Odd

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News Report from moving on.

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So it's Cozy Nights the overall.

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Then we go to the Odd News Report, then Cozy Kitchen, and then the very end is just what

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springs to mind.

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With deep fakes, did you ever see that YouTuber or maybe Twitch streamer where his girlfriend

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caught him looking at Pokimane and all them?

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Looking at one of his friends' deep fakes.

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Yeah, his coworker Pokimane, yeah.

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He had to do an apology like fucking Bill Clinton sat in front of the podium like, god dang

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it.

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I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

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If I was a woman, what?

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I don't know if you've seen that or not.

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Yeah, it was a long time ago.

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I remember that.

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But that was a problem then with deep fakes.

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Oh, yeah.

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It was a couple years ago, wasn't it?

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And now even, it's like imagine what they've got now with AI.

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Yeah, I don't know.

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I hope it's not that bad.

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And then the other one to do with the AI for you is, did you see that the scandal going

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around with DC Comics and AI?

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There's an artist that has a new, I think it's part of that Joker series that you were

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talking about.

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The anthology?

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It's to do with Joker regardless, but I don't know if it's that same anthology though.

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But people are accusing him of using AI to generate the comic book images because they

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looked at his old work and it looks nothing like it in the new comics.

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He's posted a couple of things to Instagram and he has this comic book with the same art

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style, right?

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But the hands are fucked up.

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Like Joker's missing a nipple.

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He just ran from the thing.

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When people have run those images through the AI detection software, it comes back as

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having AI artwork in it.

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So if DC is trying to sell people AI artwork, then we're in the, it's like DC was already

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going downhill in comic books, but we're at a totally different level with that.

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Like I can create Batman comic books with AI art.

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That'd be cool.

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I'd probably get the shit suit out of it.

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Exactly.

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It's not going to pay for a computer generated, no artistic input really at all besides make

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it look like this.

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Wasn't that what CGI is?

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Yeah, but you have to go through a bunch of, you can't just tell it to do something.

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Okay.

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Like you actually have to put some effort into it.

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Man, if I was an artist, right, you know what I would do?

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I would deep fake a deep fake.

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That way like when they, like I would pretend it's a deep fake and post it and I'd never

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acknowledge it.

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And every time I try to run it through the thing, like, and this is real art.

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They're like, what the fuck?

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The hands are all fucked up.

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Like, yeah, that's right.

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I got you again.

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You're the worst artist ever.

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Just put up with it.

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I would have you're making deep fake fakes.

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Yeah.

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I just be honest, I'm on a whole different level than you people.

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You don't even understand what I get them capable of.

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I beat the AI.

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I beat the AI.

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I beat you.

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I beat everybody.

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No way.

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2020 president, 2024 president.

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Vote for me.

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You just write it in.

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I'll be, I'll model myself after the greatest presidents ever lived.

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Theodore Roosevelt.

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Go out there and just start bare knuckle boxing.

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Bare knuckle fucking people in the fucking White House lawn.

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Michael, what's the fucking go?

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Go out there and start hunting some shit.

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God, I love that man.

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No homo, I love that man.

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My favorite president.

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What's funny is that we had Theodore Roosevelt and they had Churchill and they were both

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kind of insane type of people.

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They were just built for that world and war.

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I guess they were built for their time as a man.

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They both smoked a shit ton.

258
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They both drank a lot.

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If I remember right, Abraham Lincoln's like 301 in wrestling.

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He just fucking spent days just fucking choke slamming people.

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And they were built different back in the day.

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Yeah, Theodore Roosevelt got shot and he was like, I don't know if you guys understand,

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but I just got shot.

264
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So I was trying to be brief and he had a 45 minute speech again.

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All right, so moving on to the Cozy Kitchen.

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I ordered three books from Amazon for food history so we can delve into the actual just

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historical eateries, I guess, and just how processes and stuff, but I don't have those

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books at the moment.

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So the best story I have at the moment is the fact that there's 30,000 variations of

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the apple.

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And I was like, you have got to be kidding me.

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30,000?

273
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Yeah.

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Jesus.

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And I was like, and I was like, so when we have more of a set and a space and a video

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recording and live stuff like that, we're going to eat 30,000 apples.

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Not in one city.

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Just have the shits for days.

279
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Just like every video we'd have like, now let's try five new apples.

280
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We'll probably be so fucking pissed off at apples after a thousand.

281
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I hate fucking company too.

282
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I can't eat an apple.

283
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You're just bad.

284
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You're just fucking Sam Sy.

285
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You're just taking the stuff that's named apple.

286
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It just fucking makes you want to...

287
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You're on regular vinegar or apple vinegar?

288
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I will say one of the coolest ones that I've tried is down there from the grapevine farmers

289
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market, they were selling apples that they're red on the inside.

290
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All the way through.

291
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Are you still alive?

292
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That sounds fucking scary.

293
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If I've been into a motherfucking apple and it just came back red, they kind of have their,

294
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they almost have like an orange taste to them.

295
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Apple and orange.

296
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Really?

297
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Yeah.

298
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What fucking manmade horrors are we making?

299
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You don't want to know.

300
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Apples that are red on the inside.

301
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Yeah, or pink.

302
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What if they were white on the outside?

303
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It's like I flipped it.

304
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I'm sure they're induced.

305
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I know that the rarest apple is a, it's purple and like white on the inside and it tastes

306
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like cream soda or something.

307
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I can't remember if that's true or not.

308
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Oh really?

309
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But it's like up in like Tibet, like they can barely, it costs like 20 grand, an apple

310
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or something.

311
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Oh my God.

312
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I might be joking on that part.

313
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Okay, it wouldn't be surprising.

314
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But they're so rare and they're so hard to make that they're just like, they're like

315
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purple, they're like deep purple and like really bright white when you bite into it.

316
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Yeah.

317
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And I forgot what they're called, but they're the rarest apples in the world.

318
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And well, you know, when we have the money, we'll buy some.

319
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Yeah.

320
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See they're called Lucy apples.

321
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Lucy apples.

322
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They are red as fuck.

323
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Look at that.

324
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Yeah, they had those down there in grapevines.

325
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That looks fun.

326
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We should try those next time if we get a hold of some.

327
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Like I said, they're good.

328
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Let me look up the rarest apple.

329
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Not terrorist.

330
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They're giving me off some watch list.

331
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No, what the fuck?

332
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He hit me on the T. Rare.

333
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Just hit me on some watch list where it's like a terrorist apple.

334
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He knew it like immediately.

335
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The black diamond apple.

336
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Oh, the black diamond apple.

337
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Yeah.

338
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Doesn't look purple.

339
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It's from China.

340
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Yeah.

341
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Well, Tibetan region.

342
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Yeah.

343
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I was like, we got to try that someday.

344
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From Yingchi.

345
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Taibin price.

346
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See what it gets us.

347
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Oh, gosh.

348
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We'll see here.

349
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The most expensive apples.

350
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No, the Sikai Ichi apple is considered the world's most expensive apple variety, costing

351
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about $20 per apple.

352
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It's not bad.

353
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I mean, that's $20 though for one apple.

354
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People flip that one.

355
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It's like a fucking $1.19 a pound for a onion crisp, a honey crisp.

356
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Yeah.

357
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Like, that's-

358
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That's pretty expensive for a single apple.

359
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For a single apple?

360
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Yeah.

361
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It's still not that expensive.

362
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:26,160
It was like $2,000 for this one apple.

363
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What does it cure cancer to?

364
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It's a pipe.

365
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People-

366
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Yeah, we'll be covering all of food history for sure.

367
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We're going to try that delicious Elvis Presley sandwich.

368
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You remember?

369
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Oh, yeah.

370
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:49,080
I had the pound of jam and the pound of peanut butter and a pound of- no, it was a full jar

371
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of peanut butter, a full jar of jam and a pound of bacon.

372
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And people wonder how he died.

373
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He died because his fucking organ gave up on him.

374
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:09,320
Oh, no, the black apple, very ancient variety is- I think that's the one you were talking

375
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about.

376
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There it is, yeah.

377
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$249.

378
00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:13,320
Holy shit.

379
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That's an expensive voice.

380
00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:15,320
Yeah, that's a little-

381
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I better fucking jizz the minute I take a bite for that much fucking money.

382
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What if you bite and you're like, this is fucking disgusting?

383
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And you eat the whole thing and it's just- just eat it out of fucking spite.

384
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That would be funny.

385
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It would be.

386
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All right, so we move on.

387
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We keep going with the cozy kitchen.

388
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We have a few recipes from Women's World.

389
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Hey, man, they got the recipes for days.

390
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Usually sweets.

391
00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:57,760
And they have a ton of junk food, like cupcakes and pies.

392
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And I'm like, where's the food?

393
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:05,520
So I found this guy by the name of Jamie and some of his recipes.

394
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Jamie's Satisfying Five Ingredient Meal.

395
00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:08,840
Oh, God, is that Jamie Oliver?

396
00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:09,840
I don't know.

397
00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:10,840
Jamie Oliver?

398
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:11,840
For now.

399
00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:12,840
This is Jamie.

400
00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:15,720
Oh, yeah, this is Jamie Oliver.

401
00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:18,440
From Star Chef, Jamie Oliver.

402
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:21,600
This may not taste good, but just like an apple.

403
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:24,360
Uncle Roger would tell you all about Jamie Oliver.

404
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:27,600
So he'd fuck up their eyes.

405
00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:31,080
So he's got herby steak and crispy potatoes.

406
00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:32,800
That's a good meal right there.

407
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:39,240
So he wants one pound red skin potatoes, one 10 ounce sirloin steak, six teaspoons fresh

408
00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:40,240
green pesto or pesto.

409
00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:41,240
Pesto.

410
00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:42,240
How do you say pesto?

411
00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:43,240
Pesto.

412
00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:44,240
It's still pesto?

413
00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:45,240
They're both pesto.

414
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:46,240
P-E-S-T-O and then P-I-S-T-O-U.

415
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:47,240
Pesto?

416
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,240
Pesto.

417
00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:49,240
Pesto.

418
00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:50,240
Pesto.

419
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:51,840
So, what's that?

420
00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:52,840
Pesto.

421
00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:53,840
There you go, pesto.

422
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:54,840
That's not pesto.

423
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:58,600
It's going to taste like pesto.

424
00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:04,800
Six ripe medium mixed colored tomatoes, three fourths ounce shelled unsalted pistachios.

425
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:05,800
I'm already liking this.

426
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:06,800
I'm not liking this at all.

427
00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:07,800
Then he just writes staples.

428
00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:08,800
Then he writes the word staples.

429
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:09,800
I don't know what that is.

430
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:10,800
It's fucking staples.

431
00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:11,800
Oh yeah, like it just says staples.

432
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:12,800
Seasaw black pasty.

433
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:20,560
Red wine vinegar and olive oil.

434
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:24,920
What do you mean staples?

435
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:29,640
Like something that are generally used in that type of a dish.

436
00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:30,640
At what amounts?

437
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:33,120
It doesn't amount on this.

438
00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:37,080
Just put it in there.

439
00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:38,080
Famous last words.

440
00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:39,080
Just put it in there.

441
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,080
Yeah, like literally.

442
00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:45,480
You see like the fucking, like they're at the nuclear power plant and they're like,

443
00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:48,320
so should we put this bar of thing in here?

444
00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:49,320
Yeah, just put it in there.

445
00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:50,320
And fucking bitch it blows up.

446
00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:51,320
It goes with so many things.

447
00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:54,320
I was like, I ain't got any, you know, protection.

448
00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:57,320
Just put it in there.

449
00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:59,800
A night or months later.

450
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,560
You let him hit it wrong.

451
00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:03,160
Now you're a single mom.

452
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:09,360
It doesn't ever end well when you just say, just put it in there for anything.

453
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:12,600
The dog's like, yeah, just put it in there.

454
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:13,600
All right.

455
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:18,960
So he says scrub potatoes, chop into three fourths chunks, then place in large non-stick

456
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:23,600
skillet on medium heat with two tablespoons of olive oil and season with sea salt and

457
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:24,600
black pepper.

458
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:25,600
How much?

459
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:26,600
To your taste.

460
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:27,600
To my taste.

461
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,600
I hope so.

462
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:29,600
I got a whole fucking.

463
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:30,600
I got a terrible taste.

464
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:32,320
I still got to learn how to be a chef.

465
00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:33,320
I can't cook shit.

466
00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:35,960
You're just giving it to somebody and she saw.

467
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:40,520
I just fucking filled my palm with saw and just dump it in there.

468
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:44,720
Fry 20 minutes or until golden and cooked through, stirring regularly, then transfer

469
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:47,400
the bowl, put skillet back on high heat.

470
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:48,800
So cut the fat off the steak.

471
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:49,800
What?

472
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:50,800
The fat's a good part.

473
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:51,800
I don't know, man.

474
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:52,800
Ask James Oliver.

475
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:57,480
So cut the fat off the steak, then roughly chop the fat and place in the skillet to render.

476
00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:58,480
To render.

477
00:19:58,480 --> 00:19:59,720
OK, so he still uses it then.

478
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:00,720
I guess so.

479
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:04,920
Generously season steak, rub all over with two teaspoons of pesto.

480
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:08,720
OK, so he'll tell you the exact amount of pesto, but he won't tell you how much salt

481
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:09,720
or pepper.

482
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:10,720
I guess not.

483
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:14,800
Cook for three minutes on each side for medium rare or to your liking.

484
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:17,080
Remove to a plate to rest.

485
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:18,080
Rest from what?

486
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:20,120
Fucking exhausted.

487
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:23,880
Return the potatoes to skillet to warm through while you can slice the tomatoes one half

488
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:26,120
inch and arrange on serving plates.

489
00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:28,640
I never liked food arrangement.

490
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:29,640
Just dump that shit.

491
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:30,640
Let me eat it.

492
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:33,580
Like when they do like, OK, I get that's their culture, right?

493
00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:37,160
The chef culture where it's going to be like perfectly placed leaves on a plate.

494
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:41,920
And I'm like, well, if you're going to a restaurant, you're paying $200 for a meal.

495
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:42,920
The shit better look nice.

496
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:45,680
I mean, as long as it's edible to me.

497
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:47,120
It's one bite of something.

498
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:52,240
I'm so disgusting that if you just dumped all my food into a bowl like a pig straw.

499
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:58,240
As long as I can eat it.

500
00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:01,240
That's what I tell women.

501
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:02,240
As long as I can eat it.

502
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:03,960
I don't care what it looks like.

503
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:06,640
I'm a little like pig plot.

504
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:07,640
So what are you doing?

505
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:11,960
Oh, so dress a splash of red wine vinegar and drizzle of extra virgin olive oil and

506
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:12,960
season two.

507
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:13,960
What is extra virgin olive oil?

508
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:14,960
What does that mean?

509
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,080
It's the first pressing of olive oil.

510
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:18,080
OK.

511
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:20,720
And drizzle extra virgin olive oil and season two perfection.

512
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:25,360
Spoon over potatoes and slice and divide up steak, pouring over any resting juices.

513
00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:27,640
Spoon over the remaining pesto.

514
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:30,440
Where's the pistachio or pistachio?

515
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:31,440
OK.

516
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:33,440
I'm like, where's Pistachio at?

517
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,440
I just realized.

518
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:39,480
Spoon the remaining pesto then bash and scatter.

519
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:40,480
Bash?

520
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:41,480
And scatter over the pistachio.

521
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:42,480
I forgot about the pistachios.

522
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:47,000
Finish with a drizzle of extra olive oil if you like.

523
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,880
Serving two, you know, for you and your significant other.

524
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:51,720
Active time 30 minutes, total time 30 minutes.

525
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:54,520
He won't tell me any nutritional value.

526
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:55,520
So that's what I'm worried about.

527
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,320
Because there's no nutritional value.

528
00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:59,800
What about the steak and potatoes?

529
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:03,400
He's got another one here called the epic.

530
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:04,400
I don't know if this is his though.

531
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:05,400
Yeah, it is.

532
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:06,400
They're both his.

533
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:07,400
OK.

534
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:08,400
The epic shrimp beans.

535
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:09,400
Let's have a look at that.

536
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:12,400
Let's have a look at that.

537
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:13,680
All right.

538
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:14,760
So epic shrimp beans.

539
00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:17,480
He won six ounce sour bread, sourdough bread.

540
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:22,360
So we're off to a rough start because sourdough bread is fucking disgusting to me.

541
00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:23,360
What's it?

542
00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:24,360
What's it good for?

543
00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:27,200
You can make sourdough loaves.

544
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,400
You can make sourdough rolls.

545
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:30,760
But like what does sourdough like in general?

546
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,160
What do you eat sourdough with bread?

547
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:34,160
Anything.

548
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:35,920
Because I tried to have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

549
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:37,760
OK, that would not be good in sourdough bread.

550
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,680
I learned that the hard way.

551
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:40,680
Soup.

552
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:41,680
Ah.

553
00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:44,400
Like if you're having like a deli sandwich.

554
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:45,400
OK.

555
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:48,400
But I just picked the wrong choice.

556
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:49,400
Yeah.

557
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:52,040
You can have sourdough, peanut butter.

558
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:55,680
I can already tell you.

559
00:22:55,680 --> 00:23:00,720
I feel like I get I feel like getting raisin brown sugar raisin bread.

560
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:03,280
But I'm using it like a ham sandwich.

561
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:04,280
Oh.

562
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:09,680
I would be fucking disgusting.

563
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:10,680
We should try that.

564
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:11,680
What?

565
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:14,160
I want to see you falling everywhere.

566
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:18,160
We should try the sourdough peanut butter jelly sandwich and a raisin bread ham sandwich.

567
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:21,560
And then the way they're supposed to taste.

568
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:22,560
Yeah.

569
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:29,360
All right, so see, that's almost as bad as people that put raisins in the potato salad.

570
00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:31,080
They just does not go in there.

571
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:32,080
Gross.

572
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:36,800
So we got six ounce sourdough bread, 10 ounce raw peeled extra jumbo shrimp.

573
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:40,760
By the way, jumbo shrimp, tiny shrimp, it all looks small at the end when they're cooked.

574
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:43,000
I'm going to be dead serious with you.

575
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,880
I've never had a big you know the big pieces of shrimp from Golden Corral.

576
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:46,880
Yeah.

577
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:47,880
I've never had that.

578
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:50,640
I would go to Walmart and buy those jumbo shrimp right.

579
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,640
I cook them and they look the tiniest.

580
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,640
Sure, I'm a little smoker.

581
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:56,640
Am I doing something wrong?

582
00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:59,080
They just all come out burnt and black.

583
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:03,800
They just all come out like fucking minuscule.

584
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:07,080
Six cloves garlic, thinly sliced, a lot of garlic.

585
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:10,080
Six cloves garlic, thinly sliced.

586
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:11,080
What?

587
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:15,920
I gotcha.

588
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:22,440
One 15 ounce canned cannoli beans and one tablespoon harissa or rosa harissa.

589
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:23,440
What is harissa?

590
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:24,440
Fuck it.

591
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:25,440
He also has staples.

592
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:26,440
You need your staples again.

593
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:29,440
Salt, pepper, fulvo, fulvo, black pepper, olive oil, red.

594
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:32,440
This man loves red wine vinegar and fucking olive oil.

595
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:35,440
I thought he was talking about Jamie Oliver.

596
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:41,400
Well that's why this shit is fucking five ingredients.

597
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,120
It's fucking the same five bullshit.

598
00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:46,120
Because there's like 18 things on here.

599
00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:48,880
Oh, you fucking liar.

600
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:51,760
That's why Uncle Roger calls him Jamie olive oil.

601
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:55,240
Because he puts olive oil into fried rice.

602
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:57,520
It fucking seems like it.

603
00:24:57,520 --> 00:25:00,640
So he says slice the bread into one inch cubes.

604
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:04,720
Man, look at this picture.

605
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:07,320
One inch cube placed in a large nonstick skillet.

606
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:10,680
I like how they have to tell you nonstick like, okay, because I want my food sticking

607
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,160
to the bottom of my fucking pan.

608
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:16,600
But then again, if you use a cast iron that's been seasoned, it's nonstick.

609
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:19,920
So isn't it, shouldn't it be implied that you don't want it to stick?

610
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:22,520
So they're always like, no, make sure it's nonstick.

611
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:29,200
Like yeah, I would hate for my eggs to stick to the bottom of my fucking pan.

612
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:33,120
And nonstick skillet on a high heat and toast until golden, turning regularly.

613
00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:34,120
Meanwhile.

614
00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:36,080
So you want some toasted sourdough?

615
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:37,080
What is that?

616
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:38,080
It's like, oh Lord.

617
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:42,160
Meanwhile, de-vein the shrimp, place in a bowl with one tablespoon olive oil and a pinch

618
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:43,520
of sea salt and black pepper.

619
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:45,240
Now that I know, a pinch, I understand.

620
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:46,240
It's a literal pinch.

621
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:48,680
Take your fucking fingers and pinch it.

622
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:51,520
With no flavor.

623
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:53,880
Then peel and finely slice the garlic.

624
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:55,120
Add to the shrimp and toss together.

625
00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:57,240
Who has a lot of garlic?

626
00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,520
Tip the beans into a saucepan, juices and all.

627
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:00,520
Add the harissa.

628
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:02,600
I don't know what the fuck harissa is.

629
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:07,560
Then cover and simmer gently five minutes or until thick and stirring occasionally.

630
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:11,400
As soon as the bread is golden, tip the contents of the bowl into the skillet and a splash

631
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:12,400
of red wine vinegar.

632
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:13,400
There it is.

633
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:14,400
Red wine vinegar.

634
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:15,840
Harissa is a hot chili pepper paste.

635
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:16,840
Cool.

636
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:17,840
That's going to be hot.

637
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:18,920
It's a hot boy.

638
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:23,320
Then cook for two minutes or until shrimp are just cooked, tossing regularly.

639
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:25,520
Taste beans and season to perfection.

640
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:28,720
Then divide between plates, top with the shrimp and crispy croutons.

641
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:29,720
Croutons too, huh?

642
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:32,000
That's what the sourdough got turned into.

643
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,000
Okay.

644
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,000
Sourdough croutons.

645
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,720
Serving two active time 20.

646
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:37,480
That's allowed just two people.

647
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:39,080
Or just one fat guy like me.

648
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,400
Two servants.

649
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,800
Two servings one time.

650
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,240
Active time 20 minutes, total time 20 minutes.

651
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:46,920
So it only takes you 20 minutes to make this.

652
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:48,600
But man, that's a lot of beans.

653
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,080
A lot of fucking garlic.

654
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:52,360
So you're going to have bad breath and the shit.

655
00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:53,360
Yeah, no kidding.

656
00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:54,360
Cool.

657
00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:55,360
Are these two are his?

658
00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:56,360
I think.

659
00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:57,360
Yep.

660
00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:58,360
The staple.

661
00:26:58,360 --> 00:26:59,360
The staple.

662
00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:00,360
You know it's him.

663
00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:07,760
Let's see, pot roast chicken or lemony arugula farfel.

664
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,320
I don't know what that is.

665
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:10,720
It looks like a fucking salad.

666
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:11,720
Is that?

667
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:14,720
That is green fucking pasta.

668
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:23,360
These all come from his book, James on Five Ingredients, Mediterranean, Simple and Impatible

669
00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:24,360
Food.

670
00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:26,120
Yeah, don't buy that book.

671
00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:28,280
Michael does not like James Oliver.

672
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:29,280
I don't blame him.

673
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:30,280
He's got a bad breath.

674
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:31,280
No.

675
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:33,560
Your breath is going to smell like garlic.

676
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:34,560
Not even in a good way.

677
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:39,240
Like it's not something that like enhances the flavor.

678
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:40,240
Right.

679
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:43,240
Or like for instance, it's not like garlic shrimp.

680
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:46,240
How there is a there actually is a garlic shrimp.

681
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,160
He's putting it over beans and putting it.

682
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:50,200
It's like a fucking red wine.

683
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,040
I'm fucking plastered.

684
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:57,000
Even if he's getting these from like a Mediterranean style thing, like with olive oil and stuff.

685
00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:00,160
He's not using red wine, vinegar for holy shit.

686
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,600
Yeah, but he loves it.

687
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:03,600
Those are the five staples.

688
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:04,600
Salt, pepper.

689
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,360
Yeah, it's his five staples are basically.

690
00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:08,360
Let me see.

691
00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:12,840
Salt, pepper, olive oil, sea salt, black pepper, red wine, vinegar and olive oil.

692
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:13,840
What's this?

693
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:14,840
Only four.

694
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,120
James Oliver, you only have four staples.

695
00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:19,280
But he calls it five.

696
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:22,320
That is only four because on this one it just sea salt, black pepper, olive oil.

697
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:24,680
This one sees a salt and olive oil.

698
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:25,680
There is no five.

699
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:27,680
It's like a lot.

700
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:30,280
You can't count either.

701
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:31,280
Weird.

702
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,560
It's not unless it's something else we're missing, but there's no five.

703
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:35,360
It could be part of his other.

704
00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:38,560
It could be considered the top thing or maybe the actual food.

705
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:40,160
Maybe the fact that they might be way more than five.

706
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:45,040
Yeah, like that's like you got potatoes, you got pesto, you got tomatoes, you got pistachios,

707
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:46,840
you got the steak and the I mean, the god damn.

708
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:47,840
It's not five.

709
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:48,840
Wait, hold on.

710
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:49,840
Let me count.

711
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:51,840
Potatoes, steak, pesto, tomatoes, pistachios.

712
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:54,080
Oh, it is five.

713
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,160
Good not for everything, is it?

714
00:28:56,160 --> 00:29:00,600
Sourdough, shrimp, garlic, cannoli beans, harissa.

715
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:01,600
Yeah, it's five.

716
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:02,600
Oh, is it five?

717
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:03,600
Well, look at that.

718
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:04,600
He was right.

719
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:13,640
Farfil, arugula, lemons, parmesan cheese, pistachio, god damn pistachios, whole chicken,

720
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:15,120
potatoes, parsley, garlic.

721
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:17,200
Yeah, but it's five ingredients.

722
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:18,200
All right.

723
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:19,200
But that's not the same five ingredients.

724
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:21,320
He made it sound like it was the same five.

725
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:22,760
I thought it was two, but I guess not.

726
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:27,160
I guess it's the so the staples aren't considered part of the ingredients, but they kind of

727
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:28,160
are though.

728
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:29,160
Yeah.

729
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:31,520
So there's not technically five ingredients.

730
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:32,520
Not none.

731
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:33,920
Not not like my recipe.

732
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:34,920
Right.

733
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:35,920
Standard.

734
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:38,400
I guess because staples are considered like you're all you always have them present.

735
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:39,960
You'll always have pepper and salt.

736
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:40,960
You won't have red wine vinegar.

737
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:41,960
I do.

738
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:42,960
I'm an alcoholic.

739
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:45,960
I think you're going to drink your vinegar.

740
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:48,480
You didn't get no alcohol from it.

741
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:51,360
I don't know why I can't get drunk.

742
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:54,320
I feel my stomach so involved.

743
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:57,880
Got them bubble guts for days.

744
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,960
There's nothing worse in this life that they get bubble guts in public.

745
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:01,960
Oh.

746
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:02,960
And then someone hears it.

747
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:03,960
You never even look at you.

748
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:06,960
You did these restrooms, don't you?

749
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:11,520
That's like the power of Christ.

750
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:16,240
It's just like, it's just, oh man, it's just like, or when you get really, really bad gas,

751
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:17,240
you got to hold it.

752
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:24,560
You hold it so often that if I, like the last one just starts talking to you.

753
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:25,560
Yeah.

754
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:26,560
Like it starts just growling.

755
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:32,040
I'm like, man, you need to release me.

756
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:33,400
I said I'm going to have bubble guts now.

757
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:34,400
Just don't think about this.

758
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:37,240
I'll be giving you bubble guts.

759
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:42,040
I got empathetic bubble guts.

760
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:46,880
Next week we will talk about a bit more stuff like the Singapore sling and the vermasilli

761
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:47,880
spring rolls.

762
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:48,880
I love me some spring rolls.

763
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:51,000
Spring rolls are very good.

764
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:54,600
Maybe some orange cupcakes, but man, there's so much dessert on here.

765
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:58,360
And actually to be fair, sometimes I'd rather have a spring roll than an egg roll.

766
00:30:58,360 --> 00:30:59,360
Yeah.

767
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:00,360
They're fresh.

768
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:01,360
They're good.

769
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:02,360
Mostly like during the summertime.

770
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:06,480
Cause I don't know, like for me, I don't know about for you, but like deep fried foods in

771
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:12,040
the summer, sometimes it just, it's like, you look at the grease of it and it's like,

772
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:15,440
like soda when it's really hot, like it doesn't hit like water does.

773
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:17,680
Yeah, it's like, I don't know.

774
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:18,680
I want that.

775
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:21,880
A spring roll though, in the middle of summer, it's cold.

776
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:22,880
It's good.

777
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:23,880
Nice.

778
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:25,360
It doesn't dry out your mouth.

779
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:28,000
Unless you eat it like I do.

780
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:32,240
Just eat them whole.

781
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:33,240
All right guys.

782
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:34,240
So that's it for cozy nights.

783
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:35,240
Number 11.

784
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:36,240
We'll be back next week for number 12.

785
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:39,760
As always, my new couch always stay well informed and well fed.

786
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:40,760
All right.

787
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:43,360
What you got for urban dictionary today?

788
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:44,360
All right.

789
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:47,280
Let's see what we got here.

790
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,720
What horrors do we have from the urban dictionary?

791
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:54,640
What did light make an abustow upon the masses?

792
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:58,040
What wisdom does urban dictionary have?

793
00:31:58,040 --> 00:31:59,040
Watermelon sugar.

794
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:02,600
You've heard of this from the Jonas brother?

795
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:05,080
No, this is Watermelon sugar high.

796
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:08,040
The name for a type of, I guess so, cause this is what it is.

797
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:11,360
The name for a type of street heroin that originated in Southern Georgia in the late

798
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:12,360
1990s.

799
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:13,360
Yeah.

800
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:17,000
The name is for its initial fruity taste and originally placed under one's gums.

801
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,000
Oh Lord.

802
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,000
Yeah.

803
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:22,280
That's why that one, which Jonas brother was it?

804
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:24,120
Where you got that song Watermelon sugar high.

805
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:25,960
Well, I guess he knows.

806
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:27,600
Did they grow up in Georgia?

807
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,280
No, I don't think so.

808
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,520
They seemed to know if they knew what's water sugar.

809
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:34,480
Didn't the other one have that song cake by the ocean?

810
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:35,480
I don't know.

811
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:38,440
I don't know anything about the Jonas brothers.

812
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:42,120
I worked with a dude that listened to pop music all the time and that's all I got to

813
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:43,120
hear.

814
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:44,120
So yeah.

815
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:49,120
Michael's looking up where they live?

816
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:51,760
Harry, no, Harry Styles.

817
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:52,760
That's who it's from.

818
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:53,760
Okay.

819
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:54,760
From one direction.

820
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:57,280
They all split up in different directions.

821
00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:58,280
Yes they did.

822
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:02,600
They only one of them stayed there.

823
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:03,600
Next up is the goat.

824
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:08,280
Someone with the ability to sleep standing up, especially when working the 11 PM to 7

825
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:09,280
AM shift.

826
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,680
Typically this person becomes offended when you wake them up.

827
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:12,680
Yeah.

828
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:15,040
I don't know if I can sleep standing up.

829
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:18,200
Yeah, it's hard to do, but you can do it.

830
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:19,200
Is it?

831
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:20,200
You can train yourself to do it.

832
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:21,200
That'd be wild.

833
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:25,640
Just fucking nod off and you wake them up.

834
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:28,200
Next up is a penis purchase.

835
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:32,360
Something you only buy while swilling a raging stiffy.

836
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:37,280
Examples include porno subscriptions, video games with hot girls on the cover, marriage,

837
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,240
etc.

838
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:44,400
So basically it's something you do when you're in the mood.

839
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:45,400
Something you would not buy otherwise.

840
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:46,400
Yeah.

841
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,640
You wouldn't buy a flashlight just to have it.

842
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:51,400
It's like you buy it and then you use it and then it's like, uh huh.

843
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:53,080
Then you just feel like a fucking disgust.

844
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:56,280
What am I, a fucking animal?

845
00:33:56,280 --> 00:34:00,880
Next up is Burlington, Massachusetts.

846
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:01,880
I think it's where it is.

847
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:02,880
It's MA.

848
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:05,400
I don't know if it's Massachusetts or it's not Michigan for sure.

849
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:07,560
No, I think it's Massachusetts.

850
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:12,200
So the worst place to live is Burlington, Massachusetts apparently.

851
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:15,240
Seems like a nice town until you live there for a long time starting as a child.

852
00:34:15,240 --> 00:34:16,960
There is nothing to do here.

853
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:21,160
Drugs and alcohol are very easily accessible, especially to kids in high school.

854
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:23,840
The high school is jail and the teachers are ridiculously awful.

855
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:25,600
Oh, so Oklahoma City.

856
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:26,600
Maybe.

857
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,080
It's the same thing.

858
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:33,760
When you grow up in a city like Oklahoma City, it's kind of like that.

859
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:34,760
I mean, don't get me wrong.

860
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:40,480
It's not like growing up in a little town, not necessarily for drugs, but for stuff to

861
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:42,200
do anyway.

862
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:48,400
There are some things to do in Oklahoma City, but once you lived here your whole life, there's

863
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:49,400
not a lot.

864
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:50,400
That doesn't make my own fun.

865
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:51,400
That's what I'm saying.

866
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:52,400
That's what the cops come after.

867
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:53,400
They're still looking for me.

868
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:54,400
Oh, they found you.

869
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:57,400
No, I guess I couldn't skydive off the Devon Tower.

870
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:58,400
How was I supposed to know?

871
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:03,400
Oh, I thought they found your meth shack.

872
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:09,360
I'm a legend.

873
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:11,320
Next up is Pearl Necklace.

874
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:14,200
A receiving head, the man would thrust his penis from the girl's mouth and comes across

875
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,560
her neck, appearing like a pearl necklace.

876
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:19,600
So close that you'll get when you're poor to a pearl necklace.

877
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:27,600
There's actually a song that's got that in there from ZZ Top from the 1980s or 70s where

878
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,000
it says she wants a pearl necklace.

879
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:32,720
I didn't see what they were talking about.

880
00:35:32,720 --> 00:35:35,280
Very clever.

881
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:38,480
Next up is, I don't know, this is supposed to be, it says a less respectful thing.

882
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:39,480
It's called Cake Girl.

883
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:42,280
A less respectful way to refer to a lesbian.

884
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:43,280
A what?

885
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:44,280
Cake Girl.

886
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:45,280
Cake?

887
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:46,280
Yeah.

888
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:47,280
I'm like, huh, I don't know, okay.

889
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:51,160
How about I just disparage every lesbian on the planet, but I mean, are they trying to

890
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:52,160
imply that they're fat?

891
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:53,160
Like, I don't know.

892
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:56,160
I think it's because they're always after pie.

893
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:57,160
Or do they want the cakes?

894
00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:59,160
Like, I don't know.

895
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:00,160
The more you learn, I guess.

896
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:01,160
That doesn't sound-

897
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:03,240
I'm reading Rainbow.

898
00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:07,240
That's almost like when Tosh did that one thing where, are these words offensive?

899
00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:10,520
Oh yeah, and what's up to the focus groups?

900
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:11,520
Are you a flubber?

901
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:14,480
It's like, yes, I find that offensive.

902
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:19,160
I think that's one of those types of things though, because I can't really find anything

903
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:20,840
mean about it.

904
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:21,840
Smokes socially.

905
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:25,800
Someone who passes a joint with their pinky extending politely.

906
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:29,600
It's gotta be a joint, apparently.

907
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,200
Next up is Alan Pamela Frecklefizz.

908
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:35,640
We go from that to this.

909
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:39,080
When a man and a woman are in a 69 position and she lets out a small shart, the man comes

910
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:41,680
out and she has sprinkles on his face, yeah.

911
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:44,920
Oh no, no, no, no.

912
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:46,320
Sometimes, yes, yes, yes.

913
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:47,320
No, no, no.

914
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:48,320
No, no, no.

915
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:49,320
He's just like-

916
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:58,320
Next up is called Sassy Teddy.

917
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:17,440
What does it look like to be good looking?

918
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:21,440
This one called an autogasm is when a female automatically orgasms after seeing either

919
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:25,760
an attractive male, a penis, or from the bisexual or from the bisexual and lesbian, an attractive

920
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:26,760
female or vagina.

921
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:27,760
Same, same situation.

922
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:28,760
Never had a 60.

923
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:29,760
Last one.

924
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:30,760
I think it's the last one.

925
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:31,760
Or is that?

926
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:32,760
No, I got three more.

927
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:33,760
So this one's called Dack.

928
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:34,760
It's the portion of the skin where a male's penis dick meets his scrotum sac.

929
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:35,760
Dick plus sac equals Dack.

930
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:36,760
Everyone knows this one.

931
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:37,760
Turd and the punch bowl is a comparative word used to describe the unpopularity of a certain

932
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:38,760
person.

933
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:39,760
Hopefully, I've never been called turd and the punch bowl.

934
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:40,760
I'm not sure if I'm a turd or a punch bowl.

935
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:41,760
I'm not sure if I'm a turd or a punch bowl.

936
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:42,760
I'm not sure if I'm a turd or a punch bowl.

937
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:43,760
I'm not sure if I'm a turd or a punch bowl.

938
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:44,760
I'm not sure if I'm a turd or a punch bowl.

939
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:58,760
I'm not sure if I'm a turd or a punch bowl.

940
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:21,760
I'm not sure if I'm a turd or a punch bowl.

941
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:40,760
I'm not sure if I'm a turd or a punch bowl.

942
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:55,760
I'm not sure if I'm a turd or a punch bowl.

943
00:38:55,760 --> 00:39:11,760
I'm not sure if I'm a turd or a punch bowl.

944
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:26,760
I'm not sure if I'm a turd or a punch bowl.

945
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:41,760
I'm not sure if I'm a turd or a punch bowl.

946
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:56,760
I'm not sure if I'm a turd or a punch bowl.

947
00:39:56,760 --> 00:40:11,760
I'm not sure if I'm a turd or a punch bowl.

948
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:26,760
I'm not sure if I'm a turd or a punch bowl.

949
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:41,760
I'm not sure if I'm a turd or a punch bowl.

950
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:56,760
I'm not sure if I'm a turd or a punch bowl.

951
00:40:56,760 --> 00:41:11,760
I'm not sure if I'm a turd or a punch bowl.

952
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:26,760
I'm not sure if I'm a turd or a punch bowl.

953
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:41,760
I'm not sure if I'm a turd or a punch bowl.

954
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:56,760
I'm not sure if I'm a turd or a punch bowl.

955
00:41:56,760 --> 00:42:11,760
I'm not sure if I'm a turd or a punch bowl.

956
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:26,760
I'm not sure if I'm a turd or a punch bowl.

957
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:41,760
I'm not sure if I'm a turd or a punch bowl.

958
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:56,760
I'm not sure if I'm a turd or a punch bowl.

959
00:42:56,760 --> 00:43:11,760
I'm not sure if I'm a turd or a punch bowl.

960
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:26,760
I'm not sure if I'm a turd or a punch bowl.

961
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:41,760
I'm not sure if I'm a turd or a punch bowl.

962
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:56,760
I'm not sure if I'm a turd or a punch bowl.

963
00:43:56,760 --> 00:44:11,760
I'm not sure if I'm a turd or a punch bowl.

964
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:26,760
I'm not sure if I'm a turd or a punch bowl.

965
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:41,760
I'm not sure if I'm a turd or a punch bowl.

966
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:54,760
I'm not sure if I'm a turd or a punch bowl.

967
00:44:54,760 --> 00:45:04,760
I'm not sure if I'm a turd or a punch bowl.

968
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:07,760
I'm not sure if I'm a turd or a punch bowl.

969
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:12,880
appears to use his imperial arms Shambhala, a pendant capable of spatial manipulation,

970
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:16,560
which teleports the two of them to a remote island. So now she's got time to be alone

971
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:22,640
with him on a remote island. When two modified danger beasts appear, Tatsumi and Ezdeath

972
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:26,960
slay each of them. After Tatsumi and Ezdeath explore the island, they find out that they

973
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:35,560
have been teleported by a trigram circle symbol created by Surya. Ezdeath reveals that she

974
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:39,720
was enslaved by the law of survival of the fittest and became a general in the imperial

975
00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:45,640
army as a result of a northern tribe killing her late father and her former clan of danger

976
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:51,640
beast hunters. So she's always been a danger beast hunter. She also selected the imperial

977
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:56,360
arms demon's extract, the blood of a danger beast, which she drank in order to create

978
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:58,800
and manipulate ice because she's got ice abilities.

979
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:06,400
Oh, what? She ate something and gave her ice powers? Blood. That's an odd... That's a

980
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:13,120
weird way to explain it. So when Honest's son, Portal, reappears, Tatsumi and Ezdeath

981
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:18,160
pass through and return to the mountains. Tatsumi uses his incursio to hide before Ezdeath

982
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:21,760
has a chance of seeing him again. So as soon as they go through this portal, he's like,

983
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:27,960
fucking put on the armor and hide. Because she's been looking for him. So episode 15

984
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:36,880
is called Kill the Religious Organization. Ah, that's very funny. Yeah. So Nijinda, leader

985
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:40,880
of the Night Raid, prepares to a strategy meeting for Night Raid after they sit down

986
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:46,840
to eat. Meanwhile, Wave confronts Honest's son from murdering three thieves suspected

987
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:51,320
as members of Night Raid. Nijinda tells Night Raid that they will launch attacks against

988
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:57,920
the Empire during an uprising caused by the Path of Peace, a pacifist religious organization.

989
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:02,080
Night Raid is assigned to assassinate Bullock, the assistant to the leader of the Path of

990
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:07,480
Peace, while working as an agent under Honest. Bullock has been drugging members of the Path

991
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:12,160
of Peace to become his slaves and prevent them from insurrection of the Empire. The

992
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:16,240
members of Night Raid have fun at the beach before carrying out this mission. Could there

993
00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:21,320
always be that beach episode for every anime that there is? There's always a damn beach

994
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:27,120
episode. Huh. Oh, like it's a given. They have to have one. Even the Techno-Hide had

995
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:31,560
one. Yeah. At the end of that one season where they escaped the wall. See? They were technically

996
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:38,080
at the beach. Yeah, I told you. Always. There's always at least one episode. The Yeagers split

997
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:44,200
into two teams in which Ezdeth, Siryu, and Run head east while Wave, Kurame, and Bulls

998
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:50,280
head south. At a canyon in the south, Night Raid confronts Wave, Kurame, and Bulls. Kurame

999
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:57,600
uses her Imperial arms, Yatsufusa, or Yatsufusa, I actually pronounced that right, a katana

1000
00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:03,200
that turns her victims into zombies and gives her a full suit of armor. Oh, very good armor.

1001
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:09,840
You get armor and you get armor. Episode 16, Kill the Dolls is the title of it. Kurame's

1002
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:18,960
puppets, Death Toggle, Natala, Dora, Ape Man, Hader, Wall, Rokuga, and Kaiser emerge and

1003
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:26,560
the battle in the canyon begins. While Sasone fights Death Toggle, Mine pursues Doya, Tatsumi

1004
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:30,840
becomes overwhelmed by Ape Man and Hader, while Chelsea later disguises herself as a

1005
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:36,720
tribesman to distract and kill Hader with a poison needle to the head. So that's a one

1006
00:48:36,720 --> 00:48:43,920
way to go, ain't it? Yeah. Wait, a poison needle to the head? What's the point of the

1007
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:48,720
poison if you can't get a shot clean the fucking brain and you're already dead? I don't understand

1008
00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:52,720
if it grazed his cheek or something. I think it did, like where it went into his skin but

1009
00:48:52,720 --> 00:48:57,840
not his head. Okay, that makes more sense then. Yeah. Slowly dies and he's like, he's

1010
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:01,920
poisoned. Like imagine having a weapon that gives you poison, but it kills you instantly.

1011
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:06,320
Like, let's say it does a thousand damage and you got 800 health. What's the point then?

1012
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:09,520
If it's poison, I'm gonna die with one shot anyway. It's kind of like where it's like,

1013
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:14,280
I shot him with a poison arrow through the heart. So, bye. You shot him through the heart.

1014
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:18,480
Yeah. You didn't need the poison. I had to make sure he was dead. The poison made sure

1015
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:28,000
that he really died. Leaving Tatsumi to finish off Ape Man, while Leon and Naginda take on

1016
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:35,280
Rokugo, Kurame slices off Leon's left arm, forcing Naginda to kill Rokugo herself. As

1017
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:40,880
Akame, the main girl in this anime, combats Wol and Boles at the same time, she tells Boles

1018
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:45,520
that she joined Night Raid because she believes in her heart, it to be the right path, instead

1019
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:52,480
of joining the Imperial side. Mine is swallowed by Kaiser Frog, but she emerges to pierce

1020
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:57,280
through Kaiser Frog and escape. So, that's one way for him to go too. He's gonna pierce

1021
00:49:57,280 --> 00:50:04,400
through. Susanoo uses his trump card, transforming into an armored form gained from Naginda's

1022
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:10,800
life force to kill Death Tagul. After Leon and Akame team up to kill Wol, Boles uses his

1023
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:17,720
Imperial arm, Rubicante, a powerful flamethrower. So that's his weapon of choice. Just cause

1024
00:50:17,720 --> 00:50:23,520
I'm a flamethrower? Yeah. You're fucking banking right now. Since Rubicante is damaged from

1025
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:28,720
the battle, Boles throws it upwards and detonates it, causing a massive explosion around him.

1026
00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:39,520
He's kinda like a, what do you call it, a Voltorb, just self-destruct. Episode 17, kill the curse.

1027
00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:48,040
So Akame and Leon survive the massive explosion. So, it was point fucking pointless. The movie

1028
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:52,040
Kong's Skull Island, where one of the soldiers is like, get out of here guys, and he pulls

1029
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:57,160
out two grenades for the Skull Walker. He's like, I'll hold it off. And the Skull Walker

1030
00:50:57,160 --> 00:51:01,080
hits him with his tail and throws him into a fucking mountain range and he blows up over

1031
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:07,960
there. Go watch, I promise you guys, go watch, it doesn't make any fucking sense. He sacrifices

1032
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:14,320
life for his fucking soldier, or his mates, I guess, what's the word, his comrades, that

1033
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:18,640
escape at this giant fucking skull monster that's about to eat everybody. He pulls out

1034
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:23,160
these two grenades, one in each hand, he's like, go guys, I'll hold it off. And the thing

1035
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:27,080
fucking kicks him basically with his tail and he just fucking goes fucking flying into

1036
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:33,120
the wall and blows up the side of the mountain. I don't understand why they added that scene

1037
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:38,800
in the movie. A little bit of comedy maybe. But it wasn't supposed to be comedic, it wasn't

1038
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:42,640
supposed to be dramatic, like, oh, because of his fucking, his best friends, like, no,

1039
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:46,040
don't do that. And they try to hold him back. Yeah. Like, don't kill yourself. And he's

1040
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:53,520
like, it's okay. He still dies. And he died instantly. And I'm like, what was the point

1041
00:51:53,520 --> 00:52:02,280
of that? I'm never afraid. I wake up some nights, like, why? Yeah, that's kind of the

1042
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:08,840
same thing here. He blew himself up for nothing. So Bulls meets a crying girl while walking

1043
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:13,600
in the woods, treating her bruised shin with a bandage. The girl is revealed to be Chelsea

1044
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:17,760
in disguise and she pierces his nape with a poison needle. So she's already killed two

1045
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:21,400
people now with a needle, one through the head, one through the neck. The back of the

1046
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:26,880
neck anyway, the nape. After Chelsea requests Lubbock to call for backup, she disguises

1047
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:32,680
herself as Bulls and pursues Kurame. In the past, Akame and Kurame were training together

1048
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:37,400
to be elite assassins. So this is a little bit of a backstory for them. They were both

1049
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:41,720
separated due to their reliance on each other, because they would train with each other and

1050
00:52:41,720 --> 00:52:46,840
then they started to become too reliant on each other. Kurame was experimented with various

1051
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:51,920
drugs to enhance her fighting prowess. In the present, so we're back again, Chelsea

1052
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:57,720
as Bulls in her disguise finds Kurame and uses this opportunity to stab her with a poison

1053
00:52:57,720 --> 00:53:04,120
needle in her back. Damn. This girl's going after everybody. In the past, again, Chelsea

1054
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:11,440
worked as an apprentice to a viceroy who accepted bribes and hunted people for fun. Why is there

1055
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:15,960
always the A game for rich people? People can always start hunting other people. That's

1056
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:21,840
always their end goal. She killed the viceroy after acquiring Gaia Foundation for the first

1057
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:27,920
time. In the present, Kurame somehow survives the poison, ordering Natala and Doya to kill

1058
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:33,520
Chelsea. During the downpour, Tatsumi and Akame reach a town square where Chelsea's

1059
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:39,200
severed head is displayed at the top of a pole. Yes. So they ended up killing Chelsea.

1060
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:46,760
Damn. Her disguise didn't necessarily work very well. Episode 18 is called Kill the Demon.

1061
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:51,720
So now we are back with Ez death and the Jaegers are ordered by Honest to protect Bullock, who

1062
00:53:51,720 --> 00:54:01,000
summons the four Rakshasa demons of the Imperial Fist Temple, which are named Ebara, Sten,

1063
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:08,940
Mez, and Suzuka, who are able to manipulate their bodies in a mirrored of ways. Then Bullock

1064
00:54:08,940 --> 00:54:14,360
sends them on the offensive. Wave is surprised by Kurame quickly recovering, but he realizes

1065
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:20,240
that Kurame is putting on a facade so that she can stay as a member of the Jaegers. So

1066
00:54:20,240 --> 00:54:24,240
the girl that was poisoned by this other girl, Chelsea, she's still alive. And she's putting

1067
00:54:24,240 --> 00:54:34,640
on that fake like, I can do it. Meanwhile, Night Raid members, Chorok and let me repeat

1068
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:41,760
that. Night Raid enters Chorok, the headquarters of a path of peace. This a piece? This religious

1069
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:47,720
one. Okay. Tatsumi and mine explore the busy marketplace. At a cemetery, Akame takes on

1070
00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:56,120
Ebara using Murasame to chop him into pieces at that time, her sword. In the city streets,

1071
00:54:56,120 --> 00:55:01,000
Lubbock fights Sten and Mez using cross tail to crush Sten's heart from the inside and

1072
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:05,840
to stab Mez's back with knives. Damn, there's a lot of assassination going on, which is

1073
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:11,600
the whole point. On the outskirts of town, Tatsumi and mine quarrel as they encounter

1074
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:16,840
the Lord, the leader of the founder of path of peace. So they run into him even though

1075
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:25,320
they're supposed to kill the other guy. So, 19, kill the fate. Night Raid plans to infiltrate

1076
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:31,400
the palace during the anniversary festival of path of peace. Susano cooks favorite meals

1077
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:36,760
for members in preparation for the mission. Tatsumi and mine wear disguises as a diversion

1078
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:41,720
to get out of the city and detect it. But Serio spots them and attacks them with a barrage

1079
00:55:41,720 --> 00:55:48,240
of missiles. As Suzuka also arrives and attacks, Tatsumi averts her away from the area while

1080
00:55:48,240 --> 00:55:53,040
mine fights Serio and Koro alone. With Koro being easily taken down by mine's increased

1081
00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:59,000
power, Tatsumi defeats Suzuka by crushing her under nearby ruins.

1082
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:15,440
So Tatsumi wins. As she destroys most of Serio's weapons, mine gets beaten and bruised from

1083
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:22,280
Serio's lightning speed punches, nearly dying in the process. But mine musters up her strength

1084
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:30,600
and uses pumpkin to slice Serio and Koro in half. Jesus. Pumpkin. That's a gun remember.

1085
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:40,480
Oh yeah, the gun named pumpkin. Serio retaliates by setting off a suicide bomb implanted in

1086
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:45,720
her head. As mine is too wounded to get far away enough from the nuclear explosion, Tatsumi

1087
00:56:45,720 --> 00:56:51,280
ends up saving her from the blast, which kills both Serio and Koro. Meanwhile, the rest of

1088
00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:57,280
Nireid storms the palace. Although Esdeth, the one that was looking for Tatsumi, advises

1089
00:56:57,280 --> 00:57:03,480
Bola not to leave. He later attempts to flee, only to be killed by Akame and Lubbock. So

1090
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:10,040
Akame kills him. Episode 20 is Kill the Carnage. Jesus. You wish the titles were more like

1091
00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:15,920
a... like a... like a... like a... like I know if he wanted to just kill right? Yeah. But

1092
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:18,760
like added like it doesn't have to be always at the beginning. Like he could just put it

1093
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:23,720
sprinkled in like a whole phrase or it's always beginning. So the lazy writing. We're just

1094
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:28,920
killing everything. Kill the carnage this time. So wave and run worry whenever Kurome

1095
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:33,880
collapses. Tatsumi and Lubbock covertly meet up with the palace maid working as a member

1096
00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:37,520
of the resistance. At the entrance of the palace, they soon find themselves surrounded

1097
00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:43,560
by Serio and his elite unit. Great General Budo of the Empire appears and uses Imperial

1098
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:49,360
arms. Adre-Mellek, a pair of gauntlets that generate electricity to attack Tatsumi. Lubbock

1099
00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:55,400
struggles as Serio repeatedly warps himself to the ground and in midair using Shambala.

1100
00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:59,880
When the palace maid restrains Lubbock, she is injured by Serio, who is blindsided whenever

1101
00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:05,320
his right arm holding Shambala is cut off by Lubbock. However, the palace maid stabs

1102
00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:12,920
Lubbock in the back and she pleads Serio to let her family go before dying. Serio laughs

1103
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:16,880
at her death stating he already killed her family a while ago and teleports Lubbock into

1104
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:22,480
an abyss. But Lubbock uses Crosstail, his Imperial arms, to pull Serio into the abyss

1105
00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:29,400
with him. It's like die in the abyss. Tami wouldn't be bitch. It's like a darkest fog.

1106
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:33,880
They already killed her family. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Lubbock kills Serio by crushing his heart

1107
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:39,640
from the inside, which he then sends both of them high above the palace. After Crosstail's

1108
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:46,120
breaks, Lubbock falls on the swords of Serio's men, being stabbed to death. Damn, that's

1109
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:51,760
how he dies. Tami, after being captured by Budo, is sentenced to death by Honest. As

1110
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:57,120
Death tells Honest to give her the honors to conduct the execution. She wants to kill

1111
00:58:57,120 --> 00:59:04,840
her little man. Oh, what? What'd me do? Jesus, what? What's the point of her? I think she's

1112
00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:10,800
gonna try to make it quick. I don't want it at all. Quick or slow, I don't want to die.

1113
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:16,800
I just don't want to die. Episode 21 is called Kill the Despair. Jesus, we're just killing

1114
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:24,880
everything still. So Akame, Leon, Min, Nijinda, and Susanoo, or Susanoo, prepare for their

1115
00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:31,160
mission to rescue Tatsumi. Meanwhile, Tatsumi refuses to join as Death for her cause. During

1116
00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:35,840
the execution in the Coliseum, Night Raid attacks just as as Death is about to kill

1117
00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:41,400
Tatsumi. Akame enters the palace and defeats the Imperial police in order to retrieve Incursio,

1118
00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:49,600
which is his armor. That sounds like a spell from Harry Potter. Yes. Living armor almost

1119
00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:59,480
basically. As Nijinda and Susanoo confront as Death, Nijinda has Susanoo using his trump

1120
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:06,480
card to repel any attack as Death throws at them. As Leon and Min fight Budo, the general,

1121
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:11,120
Leon becomes paralyzed, leaving Min to take on Budo by herself. Damn. Min and Budo each

1122
01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:17,200
channel and become, release their strongest form from their Imperial arms. So he's releasing

1123
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:24,880
his electric gauntlets and then she's using her like cat abilities to their fullest. Min

1124
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:30,520
kills and obliterates Budo, but she is left heavily wounded. Akame frees Tatsumi, who

1125
01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:38,220
uses Incursio to save Min from falling. As Death uses her trump card to freeze time and

1126
01:00:38,220 --> 01:00:44,640
destroy Susanoo's core, but Nijinda uses her trump card in retaliation to restore Susanoo.

1127
01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:50,200
Jesus. So it's like, here's my trump card, no, my trump card. I bought hers. Stop, you've

1128
01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:55,880
activated my trap card. And you've activated my revert and my counter trap. You've activated

1129
01:00:55,880 --> 01:01:02,160
the counter trap. Cause you can. You really did. You activated my pot of green. We'll

1130
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:09,520
have two cards for no reason. You just laying them on me. I wish I was a terrible Yu-Gi-Oh

1131
01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:14,000
player. I just do whatever. Pot of green. You pot of green. That gives me two extra

1132
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:20,360
life points. I remember when I was a kid where there was a guy that he would play or whatever

1133
01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:23,560
all the time. He would do that shit all the time. He didn't know how to play the game

1134
01:01:23,560 --> 01:01:30,040
at all. So it'd be playing pot of green. I summoned Dark Magician, but no sacrifices,

1135
01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:35,160
huh? Nah. But you need like at least two. Yeah. They almost seem like a waste because two

1136
01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:40,160
for 2,500. You had blue eyes, white dragon for three grand was two as well. Yeah. And

1137
01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:46,760
I think you could sacrifice one for Summon's goal. I think he was level six. Or like, or

1138
01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:54,480
if you, if I actually had the, the Joey Wheeler deck with the, the time wizard and the baby

1139
01:01:54,480 --> 01:01:59,440
dragon and the millennial dragon. Yeah. And I, and I had the, I, I one time I had to use

1140
01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:05,640
the whole fucking, that shit's a complicated bullshit. Yes it is. I summoned Millennium

1141
01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:12,080
dragon. I still have all four of the original decks. I said the Joey, the, uh, you either

1142
01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:17,760
Yugi and then, uh, who was the last one on that? It was a fourth one. Yeah. There was

1143
01:02:17,760 --> 01:02:24,360
one more. I don't remember who it was though. Damn it. By the bug guys with the dinosaur

1144
01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:29,440
guys. Uh, maybe. But I know that, uh, uh, I know I definitely had those other three

1145
01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:37,160
though. Red eyes, black dragon was way weaker than a blue eyes. Yes. But you had a specific

1146
01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:42,000
card and even with the card though, like it was like, I think it was like 2,500 and with

1147
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:46,680
the card, it gave you a 400 increase to your, uh, cause it was like a, uh, uh, it was an

1148
01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:50,400
equipped card. You know, like, like metal claws. Yeah. It would, it would give you four plus

1149
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:55,200
400. So it was 2,900, which is still a little lower, but it's still, you know, for 2,900

1150
01:02:55,200 --> 01:03:00,280
points. We could also fuse, uh, summon skull and red eyes, black dragon into the black

1151
01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:06,120
skull dragon, which was 3,500. The one I remember most is when you can, uh, that Gia, the, the

1152
01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:10,760
sky knight or whatever. And some of the guy, a guy, yeah. And you can get like the curse

1153
01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:15,280
of dragon or no, it was that weird dragon, right? Was it the curse of the dragon? Yeah.

1154
01:03:15,280 --> 01:03:19,840
That was a good combo too. Where it's a guy of the dragon champion or something like that.

1155
01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:23,440
Yeah. Yeah. And then you would fuse it and then be like the, the wings dragon over or

1156
01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:27,960
whatever, whatever it was. And I'm just like, man, it was so cool back then because it's

1157
01:03:27,960 --> 01:03:31,960
like, oh my God, like, cause I liked it because it was like simple complexity. Like it was

1158
01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:36,320
complex, but if you did it right and you understood the rules, you could play well. Now all these

1159
01:03:36,320 --> 01:03:41,880
fucking different like cards, did you know there's no, no, I have not seen a normal new

1160
01:03:41,880 --> 01:03:46,240
Yu-Gi-Oh card with the ones where they call them just normal because no effects, no nothing.

1161
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:51,360
It's just a card with attack and defense. Yeah. Those don't exist no more. I miss that.

1162
01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:57,200
I mean, like I understand because players are more like, it's also power creep. So like

1163
01:03:57,200 --> 01:04:01,360
over time, just things start getting higher and higher and more and more and more complex.

1164
01:04:01,360 --> 01:04:05,040
That's what it is. It's just how you just have to live with it. That's what I remember

1165
01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:10,720
the old G. Yu-Gi-Oh back in the day was fun. Now the way I would get my fucking ass blown

1166
01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:15,480
out trying to play somebody. If I had a normal deck and they had their updated deck, I would

1167
01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:21,560
have an Exodia fucking just graved it. You did not watch you have Exodia in it in your

1168
01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:26,120
first deck. It's like, I win. And I got pulled out like, well you, you acted in my trap card

1169
01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:33,120
and like, what, what, there's like an Exodia fucking demolition crew too. Remember goblin

1170
01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:39,000
demolition crew? Now I would make a character with making up demolition. They're really

1171
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:51,920
in the card with the card. All right. Um, let's see here. Alrighty. Um, don't follow the rules

1172
01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:55,640
from the show though. Cause they make no fucking sense. Yeah. They really do. I destroyed the

1173
01:04:55,640 --> 01:05:03,360
moon. Sound like really Yu-Gi and it's going to affect the waves. All right. So I, after

1174
01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:07,040
everybody releasing the Trump cards here. Yeah. That's what I've got to say. Yeah. It's

1175
01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:13,480
harder than it was. Trump card. I summoned my counter trap. So while Sosono keeps Ez death

1176
01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:18,120
busy, Tasumi carries mind as the other members of the night raid head back to their hideout.

1177
01:05:18,120 --> 01:05:22,480
As the Tsumi sets mine down to rest, she confesses her feelings and kisses him before she dies.

1178
01:05:22,480 --> 01:05:29,920
Fuck. Yeah. Cause she got killed by Ez death. Episode 22 is called kill the little sister.

1179
01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:37,680
I have that feeling sometimes. So the remaining night raid mourns Lubbock, mine and Sosono

1180
01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:42,960
before moving on with their plan to kill honest and in his tyranny wave learns that run joined

1181
01:05:42,960 --> 01:05:48,400
the Yeagers in order to reform the empire, which has filled with corruption and rebellion.

1182
01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:54,480
Run is also aware of Karame is slowly dying. Meanwhile, Karame sends a message to Akame

1183
01:05:54,480 --> 01:06:03,600
challenging her to a duel in the ruins. What are you going to say? No, you think that was

1184
01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:11,720
the word duel your ears perked up. Well, like way right after talking about Trump cards.

1185
01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:17,440
So she challenges her to a duel in the ruins of a church. Tatsumi fails to dissuade Akame

1186
01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:22,700
and she leaves to confront Karame. Once there Akame and Karame fight as the latter expresses

1187
01:06:22,700 --> 01:06:26,720
resentment for her being abandoned while the former tries to explain the need to overthrow

1188
01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:32,120
the empire due to his corruption. When a giant robotic danger beast appears, Akame and Karame

1189
01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:37,240
work together to defeat it. Wave arrives to help Karame, but Tatsumi also arrives and

1190
01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:42,500
prevents way from interfering in the duel. Akame manages to stab through Karame finally

1191
01:06:42,500 --> 01:06:48,240
having closure with her little sister and wave carries Karame's body body with him as

1192
01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:55,720
he departs. Akame mourns her sister's death by crying into Tatsumi's arms. Elsewhere,

1193
01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:59,680
Honest instructs the emperor to activate the ultimate imperial arms in order to stop the

1194
01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:06,880
revolution. Episode 23 is called Kill the Emperor. Let's just finish this. There's one

1195
01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:13,820
after that too. Let's just finish the abber. So Tatsumi, Akame, Leon and Naginda start

1196
01:07:13,820 --> 01:07:18,440
their final mission to assassinate Honest. As Tatsumi, Akame and Leon break into the

1197
01:07:18,440 --> 01:07:23,920
palace, they are confronted by Run who uses his imperial arms, mastima, a pair of plates

1198
01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:28,840
on his back that grow wings which doubles his weapons. Leon stays behind to deal with

1199
01:07:28,840 --> 01:07:35,040
Run while Tatsumi and Akame reach the throne room. Under Honest's influence, the emperor

1200
01:07:35,040 --> 01:07:50,320
activates his imperial arms, shikotaser, a giant 500 foot tall mecha and causes destruction

1201
01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:55,960
in the capital. Tatsumi tries to convince the emperor to save his compassion for the

1202
01:07:55,960 --> 01:08:01,160
citizens, but the emperor becomes selfish in his cause to maintain his position. The

1203
01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:13,680
emperor joins Tatsumi in the battle against the emperor. After Tatsumi manages to strike

1204
01:08:13,680 --> 01:08:19,640
the core of shikotaser, he unlocks the true power of Incursio to defeat the emperor and

1205
01:08:19,640 --> 01:08:32,280
destroys his shikotaser.

1206
01:08:32,280 --> 01:08:58,360
If I had that right, they realize the power of friendship compels you.

1207
01:08:58,360 --> 01:09:11,240
They stop the emperor and Tatsumi, using his last ounce of strength to do that, stops the

1208
01:09:11,240 --> 01:09:19,720
mecha from falling on people and dies in the arms of Akame soon after.

1209
01:09:19,720 --> 01:09:25,800
So the main character that we would have considered Tatsumi, from the beginning he dies in this

1210
01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:44,560
episode. Only Akame is left. Episode 24 is the title of the show, Akame got killed.

1211
01:09:44,560 --> 01:09:49,920
So with Tatsumi not dead, S death challenges Akame to a duel. Akame is forced to unleash

1212
01:09:49,920 --> 01:10:00,640
her trump card by poisoning herself, thereby increasing her physical abilities. Eventually

1213
01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:05,520
Akame wounds S death's left arm and S death cuts it off to prevent the poison from spreading

1214
01:10:05,520 --> 01:10:18,640
through her body. So she cuts off her own arm.

1215
01:10:18,640 --> 01:10:24,000
Before Akame initiates the final strike, S death uses her trump card again to freeze time.

1216
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:29,200
But this does not stop Akame from dealing a fatal blow to S death. With her last effort,

1217
01:10:29,200 --> 01:10:36,720
S death encases herself and Tatsumi in ice.

1218
01:10:36,720 --> 01:10:43,880
So she takes her little boy and they freeze together.

1219
01:10:43,880 --> 01:10:50,560
Which shatters them both into pieces. Meanwhile, Leon corners Honest before he tries to escape

1220
01:10:50,560 --> 01:11:00,600
the palace, intending to kill him once and for all. However, he uses his imperial arms

1221
01:11:00,600 --> 01:11:06,800
Erased Stone, a crown which can break other imperial arms in order to destroy Leon's Lionel.

1222
01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:11,720
Leon punches Honest and has mercy at him even though he shoots at it repeatedly with his

1223
01:11:11,720 --> 01:11:20,720
gun. Mercy like Darth Vader and Mace Windu and kills him by crushing the skull, putting

1224
01:11:20,720 --> 01:11:26,920
it into his corruption and tyranny. So Honest is dead now. Leon bids farewell to Akame and

1225
01:11:26,920 --> 01:11:35,200
later dies in an alleyway.

1226
01:11:35,200 --> 01:11:40,800
Maginda senses the emperor to death for corrupting the empire while Wave and Run pay respects

1227
01:11:40,800 --> 01:11:47,280
to Kurame's grave. Maginda takes responsibility to help rebuild and restore the capital. Akame

1228
01:11:47,280 --> 01:11:50,600
then parts ways with Maginda and leaves to parts unknown.

1229
01:11:50,600 --> 01:11:53,240
So at the end, you're left with only Akame.

1230
01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:58,080
It's like the people that were doing everything. Maginda was the leader and she's still around

1231
01:11:58,080 --> 01:12:02,160
but she took over the country and is the leader now and then Akame just leaves.

1232
01:12:02,160 --> 01:12:05,040
She's like, yeah, she's like dude.

1233
01:12:05,040 --> 01:12:09,800
Because the one person that she did love which was Tatsumi, he ended up dying.

1234
01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:15,240
She's like, or at least not necessarily love love but like the only other person besides

1235
01:12:15,240 --> 01:12:19,720
her sister that she already killed. The only other person that she cared about.

1236
01:12:19,720 --> 01:12:20,720
Damn.

1237
01:12:20,720 --> 01:12:22,760
It's like, bye. Bye.

1238
01:12:22,760 --> 01:12:27,400
I'm gonna be real honest with you. I thought Akame no kill was that thing where like it

1239
01:12:27,400 --> 01:12:30,920
was a chick with black hair that was like a high school student.

1240
01:12:30,920 --> 01:12:32,040
She looks like one.

1241
01:12:32,040 --> 01:12:36,160
And like she, they go to school and they have fights and they go back to school. It's not

1242
01:12:36,160 --> 01:12:37,160
that?

1243
01:12:37,160 --> 01:12:38,160
No.

1244
01:12:38,160 --> 01:12:40,160
I'm real confused.

1245
01:12:40,160 --> 01:12:43,880
Is she the hell like a schoolgirl uniform?

1246
01:12:43,880 --> 01:12:45,680
Uh, kinda yeah.

1247
01:12:45,680 --> 01:12:48,720
Hey that's what my best one threw me off.

1248
01:12:48,720 --> 01:12:52,040
Yeah she kind of did anyway.

1249
01:12:52,040 --> 01:12:56,080
I mean, let's see here.

1250
01:12:56,080 --> 01:13:02,080
Yeah, like her right there.

1251
01:13:02,080 --> 01:13:06,840
Maybe I think about somebody else.

1252
01:13:06,840 --> 01:13:07,840
Maybe.

1253
01:13:07,840 --> 01:13:08,840
Is that her?

1254
01:13:08,840 --> 01:13:12,240
Well it's not a red streak but it's light on the back of her head.

1255
01:13:12,240 --> 01:13:14,480
Yeah okay I think about something else then.

1256
01:13:14,480 --> 01:13:15,480
Yeah.

1257
01:13:15,480 --> 01:13:18,120
Damn. So that was her.

1258
01:13:18,120 --> 01:13:20,360
You see how little Tatsumi is?

1259
01:13:20,360 --> 01:13:22,240
The one on the far left?

1260
01:13:22,240 --> 01:13:23,240
Yeah.

1261
01:13:23,240 --> 01:13:25,040
Little dude with a gigantic sword?

1262
01:13:25,040 --> 01:13:27,800
Yeah that's me too.

1263
01:13:27,800 --> 01:13:31,280
I'm a little dude with a gigantic sword.

1264
01:13:31,280 --> 01:13:37,200
Alright that's all I've got for part two of this and we finally finished the entire series.

1265
01:13:37,200 --> 01:13:38,200
As far as I'm aware.

1266
01:13:38,200 --> 01:13:40,400
They may have had an ova or something like that.

1267
01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:41,400
Yeah you don't know.

1268
01:13:41,400 --> 01:13:44,400
I'm sure there's a movie, I think there is a movie out there now that I think about it.

1269
01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:46,680
Six thousand extra episodes somewhere.

1270
01:13:46,680 --> 01:13:47,680
Like One Piece?

1271
01:13:47,680 --> 01:13:50,200
One Piece is just One Piece.

1272
01:13:50,200 --> 01:13:55,800
But you got your deadline, that's all you need.

1273
01:13:55,800 --> 01:13:57,240
Alright ready for some reddits?

1274
01:13:57,240 --> 01:13:58,240
Yeah.

1275
01:13:58,240 --> 01:13:59,880
We got I think seven stories today.

1276
01:13:59,880 --> 01:14:00,880
I'm pretty comfortable.

1277
01:14:00,880 --> 01:14:02,680
I can never come from this fucking seat.

1278
01:14:02,680 --> 01:14:03,680
Never?

1279
01:14:03,680 --> 01:14:06,480
Although it's not as bad as the last time when we did live streaming.

1280
01:14:06,480 --> 01:14:09,080
Yeah I'm bad.

1281
01:14:09,080 --> 01:14:10,080
You were very uncomfortable.

1282
01:14:10,080 --> 01:14:13,080
It was a bubble hot to the bell.

1283
01:14:13,080 --> 01:14:14,080
You felt?

1284
01:14:14,080 --> 01:14:15,080
That was funny.

1285
01:14:15,080 --> 01:14:18,080
Oh funny and worth it.

1286
01:14:18,080 --> 01:14:20,880
Alrighty so let's see here.

1287
01:14:20,880 --> 01:14:24,400
First one is by Osprey Guy.

1288
01:14:24,400 --> 01:14:25,400
Osprey Guy?

1289
01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:27,200
That's not what an osprey is right?

1290
01:14:27,200 --> 01:14:28,200
No.

1291
01:14:28,200 --> 01:14:29,200
A bird.

1292
01:14:29,200 --> 01:14:30,200
Oh.

1293
01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:31,200
So he just falls around the same bird?

1294
01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:32,200
Maybe.

1295
01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:33,200
Cuckoo.

1296
01:14:33,200 --> 01:14:34,200
He's supposed to be the guy.

1297
01:14:34,200 --> 01:14:36,200
I'm not the crow, I'm the osprey guy.

1298
01:14:36,200 --> 01:14:42,120
Don't look like you're supposed to be the crow's sidekick.

1299
01:14:42,120 --> 01:14:43,120
Osprey Guy?

1300
01:14:43,120 --> 01:14:45,420
God that would be horrible.

1301
01:14:45,420 --> 01:14:50,360
So this person puts, though I thought I was on mute, I was not.

1302
01:14:50,360 --> 01:14:54,560
Someone was messaging me on the side asking if I could meet at a certain time.

1303
01:14:54,560 --> 01:14:57,160
My very limited free time is on my calendar.

1304
01:14:57,160 --> 01:14:58,960
Apparently for office or whatever.

1305
01:14:58,960 --> 01:15:00,880
You're so fucking busy bro.

1306
01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:02,280
I'm so sorry.

1307
01:15:02,280 --> 01:15:04,000
I yell in pure frustration.

1308
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:08,000
Jesus Christ check my fucking calendar.

1309
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:12,080
The meeting got really quiet and I realized what happened.

1310
01:15:12,080 --> 01:15:16,600
Just gave a little sheepish my bed thought I was on mute.

1311
01:15:16,600 --> 01:15:17,740
And went silent.

1312
01:15:17,740 --> 01:15:23,480
The person I was yelling about messaging me on the other side, on the other side, apologized.

1313
01:15:23,480 --> 01:15:24,960
Which made me feel even worse.

1314
01:15:24,960 --> 01:15:27,720
I'll get that.

1315
01:15:27,720 --> 01:15:30,560
I apologized and said it was very unprofessional.

1316
01:15:30,560 --> 01:15:33,520
I tried to explain how I am really stressed with deadlines.

1317
01:15:33,520 --> 01:15:34,960
I am.

1318
01:15:34,960 --> 01:15:38,800
And I was venting but I still feel like a total ass.

1319
01:15:38,800 --> 01:15:40,400
Which is accurate.

1320
01:15:40,400 --> 01:15:44,360
This is a smaller group of decent people so I don't think anyone will complain to my boss

1321
01:15:44,360 --> 01:15:46,120
or anything like that.

1322
01:15:46,120 --> 01:15:48,960
But just got to live with my embarrassing fuck up.

1323
01:15:48,960 --> 01:15:51,160
Alright so the boss.

1324
01:15:51,160 --> 01:15:53,160
I'm that guy.

1325
01:15:53,160 --> 01:15:56,120
Especially if I don't like you.

1326
01:15:56,120 --> 01:15:57,120
Yeah?

1327
01:15:57,120 --> 01:15:59,000
I would just draw a hint.

1328
01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:01,760
Not subtle hints either.

1329
01:16:01,760 --> 01:16:03,760
He's a pedophile.

1330
01:16:03,760 --> 01:16:07,480
He's just warned by him.

1331
01:16:07,480 --> 01:16:08,480
Pedophile.

1332
01:16:08,480 --> 01:16:10,480
Just randomly.

1333
01:16:10,480 --> 01:16:11,480
Alrighty.

1334
01:16:11,480 --> 01:16:15,680
Let's see here.

1335
01:16:15,680 --> 01:16:19,360
Next one is by Sexy Government.

1336
01:16:19,360 --> 01:16:20,360
The Sexy Government.

1337
01:16:20,360 --> 01:16:22,920
Don't know what government you're in.

1338
01:16:22,920 --> 01:16:29,760
If you've ever seen those movies of the poor star Lisa Ann where she portrays Sarah Palin.

1339
01:16:29,760 --> 01:16:31,680
You know exactly what he means.

1340
01:16:31,680 --> 01:16:34,600
Nothing like who's nailing Palin.

1341
01:16:34,600 --> 01:16:37,480
Alright he puts.

1342
01:16:37,480 --> 01:16:41,800
Yesterday evening during a rest day from training a friend had messaged me asking if I'd like

1343
01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:43,120
to join him in the gym.

1344
01:16:43,120 --> 01:16:47,080
I was pretty beaten up from yesterday but agreed on the condition that we'd need a pre-workout

1345
01:16:47,080 --> 01:16:50,800
and some food pre-workout.

1346
01:16:50,800 --> 01:16:54,320
We arrived at this amazing gym about 40 minutes from my home.

1347
01:16:54,320 --> 01:16:57,680
They had a great range of pre and post workout supplements so we decided to have a scoop

1348
01:16:57,680 --> 01:17:03,160
of stem workout with caffeine and non-stem pumped pre-workout.

1349
01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:04,960
I'm not into the gym scene so I.

1350
01:17:04,960 --> 01:17:05,960
I don't know.

1351
01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:07,440
He's speaking Latin to me.

1352
01:17:07,440 --> 01:17:08,440
I'm fat.

1353
01:17:08,440 --> 01:17:09,440
I'm too fat man.

1354
01:17:09,440 --> 01:17:10,920
I can't see my dick.

1355
01:17:10,920 --> 01:17:16,400
I'm too fat.

1356
01:17:16,400 --> 01:17:19,080
Around 30 minutes into the session things started to get intense.

1357
01:17:19,080 --> 01:17:20,880
I was lifting very aggressively.

1358
01:17:20,880 --> 01:17:21,880
Over here right.

1359
01:17:21,880 --> 01:17:24,560
Are they doing fucking or something?

1360
01:17:24,560 --> 01:17:27,640
We got really aggressive with each other.

1361
01:17:27,640 --> 01:17:29,120
We were both sweating profusely.

1362
01:17:29,120 --> 01:17:30,120
They were fucking.

1363
01:17:30,120 --> 01:17:31,120
Are you lying to me?

1364
01:17:31,120 --> 01:17:38,280
It felt as if I had done several lines of cocaine.

1365
01:17:38,280 --> 01:17:41,080
Around one and a half hours later I started to feel incredibly sick.

1366
01:17:41,080 --> 01:17:44,000
Shaking, hallucinating, severe anxiety and having panic attacks.

1367
01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:45,920
You didn't have cocaine.

1368
01:17:45,920 --> 01:17:50,280
For the next seven to eight hours I was pacing my room sweating crying and very very fucking

1369
01:17:50,280 --> 01:17:51,280
anxious.

1370
01:17:51,280 --> 01:17:52,420
A side note here.

1371
01:17:52,420 --> 01:17:56,800
My penis is basically a button hidden inside of shrubbery completely shrunk into itself.

1372
01:17:56,800 --> 01:17:57,800
God dang.

1373
01:17:57,800 --> 01:18:01,760
That shit just randomly happened.

1374
01:18:01,760 --> 01:18:03,120
Yeah his dick size.

1375
01:18:03,120 --> 01:18:04,120
That was random.

1376
01:18:04,120 --> 01:18:05,120
He's taking something and you stare at him.

1377
01:18:05,120 --> 01:18:06,120
He's almost gone.

1378
01:18:06,120 --> 01:18:07,120
Okay shit is just.

1379
01:18:07,120 --> 01:18:08,120
If you remember.

1380
01:18:08,120 --> 01:18:09,960
Here's a visual for you guys.

1381
01:18:09,960 --> 01:18:11,240
What he just mentioned right.

1382
01:18:11,240 --> 01:18:15,920
Go watch the hangover part two where they find some random thing.

1383
01:18:15,920 --> 01:18:20,760
Like it's basically Han's penis but they don't know that and the characters start picking

1384
01:18:20,760 --> 01:18:26,300
it because it's basically just like hair all around it and like a tiny little skin on top

1385
01:18:26,300 --> 01:18:27,300
of the hair.

1386
01:18:27,300 --> 01:18:29,360
Like on top of a mound.

1387
01:18:29,360 --> 01:18:33,320
That's exactly what he's talking about.

1388
01:18:33,320 --> 01:18:34,320
Don't do roids.

1389
01:18:34,320 --> 01:18:35,960
That's the biggest thing.

1390
01:18:35,960 --> 01:18:37,920
Don't do roids unless you have inches to lose.

1391
01:18:37,920 --> 01:18:43,000
Got 13 inches I can lose five.

1392
01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:45,720
I finally fell asleep around 430 a.m.

1393
01:18:45,720 --> 01:18:47,240
Whenever I woke up this morning.

1394
01:18:47,240 --> 01:18:49,480
Imagine him like before that right.

1395
01:18:49,480 --> 01:18:51,480
Just pacing his room like a gorilla.

1396
01:18:51,480 --> 01:18:58,200
Just fucking losing his shit.

1397
01:18:58,200 --> 01:19:02,040
Whenever I woke up this morning I just felt as just felt as fucking awful.

1398
01:19:02,040 --> 01:19:04,720
Threw up in my bathroom and laying in bed.

1399
01:19:04,720 --> 01:19:08,760
I decided to have a proper look online at the supplements we had taken to decipher exactly

1400
01:19:08,760 --> 01:19:09,760
what went wrong.

1401
01:19:09,760 --> 01:19:16,100
Then I realized the scoop I had used to measure out the stem pre-workout was a 15 gram scoop.

1402
01:19:16,100 --> 01:19:18,600
It was meant to be a two gram scoop serving.

1403
01:19:18,600 --> 01:19:21,680
Fuck dude fuck.

1404
01:19:21,680 --> 01:19:22,680
Seven times.

1405
01:19:22,680 --> 01:19:23,680
Oh my god.

1406
01:19:23,680 --> 01:19:27,360
He's mean we had both consumed 1600 milligrams of pure caffeine.

1407
01:19:27,360 --> 01:19:30,600
Jeez I wonder he was fucking losing his shit.

1408
01:19:30,600 --> 01:19:32,640
But 1600 all that much.

1409
01:19:32,640 --> 01:19:33,640
I don't know.

1410
01:19:33,640 --> 01:19:35,640
How about us take a look.

1411
01:19:35,640 --> 01:19:39,080
Let's see here.

1412
01:19:39,080 --> 01:19:44,320
Oh yeah a Red Bull a 12 ounce can of Red Bull has 114.

1413
01:19:44,320 --> 01:19:45,320
How many did they take?

1414
01:19:45,320 --> 01:19:46,320
1600.

1415
01:19:46,320 --> 01:19:47,320
He was fucking zooming.

1416
01:19:47,320 --> 01:19:50,000
How many does that have?

1417
01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:51,000
114 milligrams.

1418
01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:52,000
Fucking 10 Red Bulls.

1419
01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:53,000
Fucking minimum.

1420
01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:54,000
All at once.

1421
01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:55,000
It's just like.

1422
01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:56,000
I was surprised as hell.

1423
01:19:56,000 --> 01:20:05,000
He just blasted through the fucking wall and out the fucking side of the building.

1424
01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:12,400
That is a gigantic amount.

1425
01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:15,000
The police catching him in some fucking bakery eating bread.

1426
01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:17,440
He's just like sir you need to calm down.

1427
01:20:17,440 --> 01:20:18,440
He runs out of his life.

1428
01:20:18,440 --> 01:20:20,960
Like put him down and they fucking start blasting.

1429
01:20:20,960 --> 01:20:23,640
Bullets start bumping off his body.

1430
01:20:23,640 --> 01:20:28,520
Oh my god that is a lot.

1431
01:20:28,520 --> 01:20:30,280
Mean he was able to fall asleep at all.

1432
01:20:30,280 --> 01:20:31,280
I know.

1433
01:20:31,280 --> 01:20:32,760
Hard stop for a minute.

1434
01:20:32,760 --> 01:20:34,720
He didn't really sleep.

1435
01:20:34,720 --> 01:20:35,720
Heart just stopped.

1436
01:20:35,720 --> 01:20:37,520
Anxiety is still high.

1437
01:20:37,520 --> 01:20:39,160
I won't be leaving the house today.

1438
01:20:39,160 --> 01:20:42,040
He fucking pays him back.

1439
01:20:42,040 --> 01:20:44,560
He's fucking biting his lip and stuff.

1440
01:20:44,560 --> 01:20:45,560
Pocky.

1441
01:20:45,560 --> 01:20:46,560
Oh my good lord.

1442
01:20:46,560 --> 01:20:48,560
That is a lot.

1443
01:20:48,560 --> 01:20:51,480
There was a kid in school once that drank like eight coffees.

1444
01:20:51,480 --> 01:20:54,000
These like iced coffees in the vending machine we had during lunch break.

1445
01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:55,000
Yeah.

1446
01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:58,400
And he went to bed to class and he was just like his hands would not stop shaking.

1447
01:20:58,400 --> 01:21:00,400
He had to go to the nurse's office.

1448
01:21:00,400 --> 01:21:01,400
He's just like.

1449
01:21:01,400 --> 01:21:02,400
I can't do it.

1450
01:21:02,400 --> 01:21:05,400
I can't do it.

1451
01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:08,320
Losing his shit.

1452
01:21:08,320 --> 01:21:12,560
1600 milligrams.

1453
01:21:12,560 --> 01:21:14,840
And red bulls already have a lot so.

1454
01:21:14,840 --> 01:21:19,360
We'll take that much and then go straight into an orgy.

1455
01:21:19,360 --> 01:21:23,040
Just randomly vibrate me anyway.

1456
01:21:23,040 --> 01:21:24,040
Don't need any kind of thing.

1457
01:21:24,040 --> 01:21:25,040
Just vibrate.

1458
01:21:25,040 --> 01:21:29,160
Fuck everything in here.

1459
01:21:29,160 --> 01:21:30,160
Leave the dog alone.

1460
01:21:30,160 --> 01:21:31,160
Run.

1461
01:21:31,160 --> 01:21:32,160
The fucking police kid.

1462
01:21:32,160 --> 01:21:33,160
There was like a crime scene.

1463
01:21:33,160 --> 01:21:35,600
There was a knock the fuck out.

1464
01:21:35,600 --> 01:21:42,120
It just come out.

1465
01:21:42,120 --> 01:21:43,120
All right.

1466
01:21:43,120 --> 01:21:44,120
Next one is by Peepstilz.

1467
01:21:44,120 --> 01:21:46,440
This person puts.

1468
01:21:46,440 --> 01:21:47,440
Am I stupid?

1469
01:21:47,440 --> 01:21:48,440
Yeah.

1470
01:21:48,440 --> 01:21:49,440
Probably.

1471
01:21:49,440 --> 01:21:52,600
I was flossing my teeth yesterday night and I realized something.

1472
01:21:52,600 --> 01:21:57,200
My front teeth are quite long based on the ratio compared to the ones next to them and

1473
01:21:57,200 --> 01:21:58,840
my lips.

1474
01:21:58,840 --> 01:22:02,840
And I make my bottom teeth basically invisible whenever I smile.

1475
01:22:02,840 --> 01:22:07,760
Low key like a horse.

1476
01:22:07,760 --> 01:22:09,740
I can't do a horse.

1477
01:22:09,740 --> 01:22:13,360
My bite is good and my teeth are straight so I figured all I needed to happen was to

1478
01:22:13,360 --> 01:22:14,360
shorten them.

1479
01:22:14,360 --> 01:22:16,360
A Google search.

1480
01:22:16,360 --> 01:22:21,760
A Google search revealed that it cost around 50 to 300 dollars each tooth to get them filed

1481
01:22:21,760 --> 01:22:22,760
down a little.

1482
01:22:22,760 --> 01:22:23,760
Don't do that.

1483
01:22:23,760 --> 01:22:27,560
I figured I could probably do it myself.

1484
01:22:27,560 --> 01:22:31,800
I had pretty bad insomnia and maybe and got maybe eight hours of sleep the entire week

1485
01:22:31,800 --> 01:22:34,600
so far so maybe I'm not in the best state of mind.

1486
01:22:34,600 --> 01:22:35,600
I'm blacked out for a second.

1487
01:22:35,600 --> 01:22:36,840
He said he could do it himself.

1488
01:22:36,840 --> 01:22:37,840
Yes.

1489
01:22:37,840 --> 01:22:38,840
Is what I just heard.

1490
01:22:38,840 --> 01:22:39,840
I'm not stupid.

1491
01:22:39,840 --> 01:22:40,840
Yes.

1492
01:22:40,840 --> 01:22:41,840
Yes.

1493
01:22:41,840 --> 01:22:42,840
Yes you are.

1494
01:22:42,840 --> 01:22:43,840
Yes.

1495
01:22:43,840 --> 01:22:44,840
Yes I sure.

1496
01:22:44,840 --> 01:22:46,840
That shit must have fucking hurt.

1497
01:22:46,840 --> 01:22:48,200
Yeah.

1498
01:22:48,200 --> 01:22:50,840
But I needed to magically become vague.

1499
01:22:50,840 --> 01:22:51,840
Vaguely.

1500
01:22:51,840 --> 01:22:54,840
Vaguely delicious.

1501
01:22:54,840 --> 01:22:59,680
But I needed to magically become vaguely more good looking so on a search from a nail file

1502
01:22:59,680 --> 01:23:00,680
where I went.

1503
01:23:00,680 --> 01:23:01,680
On a search for a nail file.

1504
01:23:01,680 --> 01:23:02,680
Oh my god bro.

1505
01:23:02,680 --> 01:23:04,680
Tested it on a fingernail.

1506
01:23:04,680 --> 01:23:05,680
It works.

1507
01:23:05,680 --> 01:23:06,680
Yeah.

1508
01:23:06,680 --> 01:23:08,040
It's a fucking nail file.

1509
01:23:08,040 --> 01:23:10,680
So I lined it to the front teeth.

1510
01:23:10,680 --> 01:23:12,820
Oh boy.

1511
01:23:12,820 --> 01:23:14,800
Both at once because I didn't want to.

1512
01:23:14,800 --> 01:23:19,480
Like either he fucked up his teeth or he fucking did it so hard that he fucking broke the tooth

1513
01:23:19,480 --> 01:23:21,760
or he fucking cut himself.

1514
01:23:21,760 --> 01:23:23,800
All sorts of scenarios.

1515
01:23:23,800 --> 01:23:27,440
Both at once because I didn't want to have them uneven.

1516
01:23:27,440 --> 01:23:29,720
The big ass fucking nail file.

1517
01:23:29,720 --> 01:23:31,720
And I just started.

1518
01:23:31,720 --> 01:23:34,920
And I just started going back and forth I guess.

1519
01:23:34,920 --> 01:23:36,440
Started hurting my teeth.

1520
01:23:36,440 --> 01:23:38,220
Successfully shaved off a bit.

1521
01:23:38,220 --> 01:23:40,920
It was going really well and already looked better.

1522
01:23:40,920 --> 01:23:43,320
But I still wanted it a little bit shorter.

1523
01:23:43,320 --> 01:23:44,840
Might have gotten a bit carried away.

1524
01:23:44,840 --> 01:23:52,120
I followed off a tad more and then my right tooth felt like it got struck by lightning.

1525
01:23:52,120 --> 01:23:55,120
Super intense weird zapping pain.

1526
01:23:55,120 --> 01:23:58,000
I was super freaked out and went to take a close look.

1527
01:23:58,000 --> 01:23:59,000
No blood or anything.

1528
01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:03,760
Noted my teeth are in the perfect length and a nicely square shape now.

1529
01:24:03,760 --> 01:24:08,080
But then I went and rinsed my mouth with lukewarm water.

1530
01:24:08,080 --> 01:24:09,080
Exact same sensation.

1531
01:24:09,080 --> 01:24:12,120
Did I fuck up a nerve or something?

1532
01:24:12,120 --> 01:24:13,120
Or something else?

1533
01:24:13,120 --> 01:24:14,120
Probably.

1534
01:24:14,120 --> 01:24:18,960
I probably ignore it but even just licking it with my tongue causes a shooting throbbing

1535
01:24:18,960 --> 01:24:20,720
feeling in one of them.

1536
01:24:20,720 --> 01:24:21,720
So fucking disgusting.

1537
01:24:21,720 --> 01:24:25,480
Oddly also gives me a tingle in my penis.

1538
01:24:25,480 --> 01:24:28,200
Even worse whenever I touch them with my finger or whatever.

1539
01:24:28,200 --> 01:24:30,960
After you file it's like.

1540
01:24:30,960 --> 01:24:31,960
Ehh.

1541
01:24:31,960 --> 01:24:32,960
Ehh.

1542
01:24:32,960 --> 01:24:34,560
What do you mean finger or whatever?

1543
01:24:34,560 --> 01:24:35,560
I don't know.

1544
01:24:35,560 --> 01:24:37,680
I guess he just takes like a spoon or something.

1545
01:24:37,680 --> 01:24:38,680
Maybe.

1546
01:24:38,680 --> 01:24:40,040
I've never had a cavity or anything.

1547
01:24:40,040 --> 01:24:41,840
It didn't work done so I'm not 100% sure.

1548
01:24:41,840 --> 01:24:43,800
How do you say you don't have a cavity?

1549
01:24:43,800 --> 01:24:46,360
Or do you mean you never had a cavity work done?

1550
01:24:46,360 --> 01:24:47,360
No cavity work done.

1551
01:24:47,360 --> 01:24:49,880
Or he could maybe never have had a cavity.

1552
01:24:49,880 --> 01:24:52,220
Why is that impossible?

1553
01:24:52,220 --> 01:24:54,580
I got four right now.

1554
01:24:54,580 --> 01:24:55,580
So he does have the cavities.

1555
01:24:55,580 --> 01:24:57,440
That's what I'm assuming.

1556
01:24:57,440 --> 01:24:58,440
Probably.

1557
01:24:58,440 --> 01:25:00,600
Or at least never got them worked on though.

1558
01:25:00,600 --> 01:25:01,600
I could see that.

1559
01:25:01,600 --> 01:25:04,160
Take it from a guy that's never been to a dentist.

1560
01:25:04,160 --> 01:25:07,640
I went to a dentist three years ago starting regular dental checkups.

1561
01:25:07,640 --> 01:25:09,280
Two cavities taken care of.

1562
01:25:09,280 --> 01:25:12,480
Fucking banging now.

1563
01:25:12,480 --> 01:25:18,080
So I'm not 100% sure whether this is normal and will go away on its own or not.

1564
01:25:18,080 --> 01:25:22,040
I can't tell anything is unusual on the outside so it probably will.

1565
01:25:22,040 --> 01:25:24,880
Not sure what I did wrong because dentists probably do all the same things.

1566
01:25:24,880 --> 01:25:27,120
Gonna try to brush them now.

1567
01:25:27,120 --> 01:25:28,400
I didn't miss a smore.

1568
01:25:28,400 --> 01:25:30,880
Oh here he is fucking close.

1569
01:25:30,880 --> 01:25:33,600
I didn't miss this morning to see if that improves it.

1570
01:25:33,600 --> 01:25:35,120
I wanna brush my teeth right now.

1571
01:25:35,120 --> 01:25:36,120
Just hear him talk.

1572
01:25:36,120 --> 01:25:37,440
Edit number one.

1573
01:25:37,440 --> 01:25:38,440
Okay.

1574
01:25:38,440 --> 01:25:40,600
No I literally can't.

1575
01:25:40,600 --> 01:25:44,920
This shit is so bad not even exaggerating like actual electric shocks or something.

1576
01:25:44,920 --> 01:25:47,800
Just existing in my mouth closed already aches.

1577
01:25:47,800 --> 01:25:49,520
Learning a lot about teeth today.

1578
01:25:49,520 --> 01:25:51,760
Will see a dentist as soon as I can.

1579
01:25:51,760 --> 01:25:52,760
Edit two.

1580
01:25:52,760 --> 01:25:53,760
Oh god.

1581
01:25:53,760 --> 01:25:55,640
Been a few hours.

1582
01:25:55,640 --> 01:25:58,760
Like a few people suggested I call a dental school close to me.

1583
01:25:58,760 --> 01:25:59,760
A dental school?

1584
01:25:59,760 --> 01:26:03,560
I want an actual dentist not a fucking student knocking my teeth out.

1585
01:26:03,560 --> 01:26:09,920
It's a smallish facility and they said they don't actually do acute stuff.

1586
01:26:09,920 --> 01:26:12,680
They can fix this shit but not within two weeks.

1587
01:26:12,680 --> 01:26:16,480
I don't know if I should wait that long because just breathing through my mouth is unironically

1588
01:26:16,480 --> 01:26:18,560
like the worst fucking pain I've ever felt.

1589
01:26:18,560 --> 01:26:20,640
Oh it's freaking me out.

1590
01:26:20,640 --> 01:26:24,520
But I can't really afford to see an actual emergency dentist so let's hope somebody close

1591
01:26:24,520 --> 01:26:27,320
to me does financial plans or something.

1592
01:26:27,320 --> 01:26:28,320
Fucked.

1593
01:26:28,320 --> 01:26:29,320
Edit three.

1594
01:26:29,320 --> 01:26:31,760
Oh god my man what are you going through in life?

1595
01:26:31,760 --> 01:26:36,720
We picked up the syncytidine stuff people recommended even touching my teeth and agonizing.

1596
01:26:36,720 --> 01:26:37,720
That stuff is good.

1597
01:26:37,720 --> 01:26:40,040
Syncytidine is the best.

1598
01:26:40,040 --> 01:26:42,160
That's what I use.

1599
01:26:42,160 --> 01:26:43,600
It's agonizing.

1600
01:26:43,600 --> 01:26:47,600
So putting it on sucks so much and it stings but hopefully that'll work.

1601
01:26:47,600 --> 01:26:49,400
Have to work a short shift now.

1602
01:26:49,400 --> 01:26:51,480
Very conflicted about what to do at the moment.

1603
01:26:51,480 --> 01:26:52,800
Just gotta go to work.

1604
01:26:52,800 --> 01:26:53,800
It's no choice.

1605
01:26:53,800 --> 01:26:54,800
Edit four.

1606
01:26:54,800 --> 01:26:55,800
Oh fuck.

1607
01:26:55,800 --> 01:26:58,800
It's about to do the ringer.

1608
01:26:58,800 --> 01:27:01,360
Last little update probably.

1609
01:27:01,360 --> 01:27:02,360
I called my dad.

1610
01:27:02,360 --> 01:27:05,240
He's like, oh my stupid son of a bitch.

1611
01:27:05,240 --> 01:27:09,040
I didn't live with him and asked him to make me an appointment with a dentist because my

1612
01:27:09,040 --> 01:27:11,080
front teeth really hurt.

1613
01:27:11,080 --> 01:27:15,160
Didn't elaborate on why because I'm taking this to the grave.

1614
01:27:15,160 --> 01:27:17,000
They can't see me until Monday morning.

1615
01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:21,240
Probably going to be cheaper than an emergency visit but I am not looking forward to the

1616
01:27:21,240 --> 01:27:29,280
feeling of my body taking a screenshot every time my tongue or the air touches my teeth

1617
01:27:29,280 --> 01:27:30,880
for another three and a half days.

1618
01:27:30,880 --> 01:27:31,880
Ow.

1619
01:27:31,880 --> 01:27:35,680
Popping ibuprofen every hour but it doesn't really do shit.

1620
01:27:35,680 --> 01:27:41,120
Next time I get a potentially dumb idea I think I'll think about it for a few hours

1621
01:27:41,120 --> 01:27:42,720
before executing it I guess.

1622
01:27:42,720 --> 01:27:43,720
That would be luck.

1623
01:27:43,720 --> 01:27:44,720
Genius.

1624
01:27:44,720 --> 01:27:45,720
Ouch.

1625
01:27:45,720 --> 01:27:48,600
First comment underneath it.

1626
01:27:48,600 --> 01:27:50,360
Your teeth have an amyl which protects them.

1627
01:27:50,360 --> 01:27:53,040
You just destroyed every fucking thing.

1628
01:27:53,040 --> 01:27:54,380
Ow.

1629
01:27:54,380 --> 01:28:00,040
Why would you think getting a nail file to file your teeth down is human nature to try

1630
01:28:00,040 --> 01:28:02,720
to make you some more attractive regardless of the massive stupidity?

1631
01:28:02,720 --> 01:28:04,200
I don't have the idea.

1632
01:28:04,200 --> 01:28:07,120
I'm looking at plastic surgery.

1633
01:28:07,120 --> 01:28:12,320
I've broken a wisdom tooth and that shit does not feel good.

1634
01:28:12,320 --> 01:28:13,320
Like at all.

1635
01:28:13,320 --> 01:28:16,520
It's the kind of pain where you lean over and it's like just go away.

1636
01:28:16,520 --> 01:28:18,440
Please let the pain go away.

1637
01:28:18,440 --> 01:28:20,920
Ibuprofen, Advil, nothing helps.

1638
01:28:20,920 --> 01:28:24,880
Even with the stuff they put in my, they had a needle, even though I'm afraid of needles,

1639
01:28:24,880 --> 01:28:32,600
I took a needle to the mouth to numb the gums and everything in my tooth to get my one cavity

1640
01:28:32,600 --> 01:28:34,900
on my left side taken care of.

1641
01:28:34,900 --> 01:28:37,800
Even with an on-ride you start feeling the drill.

1642
01:28:37,800 --> 01:28:39,400
I hear a whee.

1643
01:28:39,400 --> 01:28:41,960
I can't even imagine the pain without it.

1644
01:28:41,960 --> 01:28:44,960
Without anything.

1645
01:28:44,960 --> 01:28:46,680
Just scream into high heaven.

1646
01:28:46,680 --> 01:28:47,680
Probably.

1647
01:28:47,680 --> 01:28:49,400
Hopefully it'll knock me out.

1648
01:28:49,400 --> 01:28:55,440
Alright, next one is by, let's see, Aritas330.

1649
01:28:55,440 --> 01:28:57,440
Person puts.

1650
01:28:57,440 --> 01:29:01,040
Alright, my name's Aritas and I got a-B-tis.

1651
01:29:01,040 --> 01:29:04,040
I got the B-tis.

1652
01:29:04,040 --> 01:29:08,200
Six months ago our HR team rolled out a survey.

1653
01:29:08,200 --> 01:29:10,560
It was a simple score your happiness affair.

1654
01:29:10,560 --> 01:29:11,560
Zero.

1655
01:29:11,560 --> 01:29:15,800
But like most office survey, participation was dismal.

1656
01:29:15,800 --> 01:29:20,320
No one really saw a point, past surveys yielding zero changes, unsurprisingly.

1657
01:29:20,320 --> 01:29:24,480
Completion rates were low, which is how we ended up with a supervisor visit.

1658
01:29:24,480 --> 01:29:28,440
A stern-faced man in a suit.

1659
01:29:28,440 --> 01:29:29,440
Probably pushing up in quiet.

1660
01:29:29,440 --> 01:29:30,440
Probably.

1661
01:29:30,440 --> 01:29:33,600
Be well, my name is Steven Heimlich.

1662
01:29:33,600 --> 01:29:36,640
I'm here to talk to you about your office performance.

1663
01:29:36,640 --> 01:29:37,640
Oh shit.

1664
01:29:37,640 --> 01:29:40,640
What did I do?

1665
01:29:40,640 --> 01:29:42,800
Have I killed a man or two?

1666
01:29:42,800 --> 01:29:45,680
And life yes.

1667
01:29:45,680 --> 01:29:50,520
Being oblivious and the first person he saw, I became his target.

1668
01:29:50,520 --> 01:29:55,480
He inquired about the survey and if I had any part in promoting it to my colleagues.

1669
01:29:55,480 --> 01:30:00,620
My brilliant response, a nonchalant, eh, probably because no one cares about the survey.

1670
01:30:00,620 --> 01:30:04,640
He just stared at me, the weight of my accidental insult hanging heavy.

1671
01:30:04,640 --> 01:30:06,840
Awkward silence followed after which he retreated.

1672
01:30:06,840 --> 01:30:09,240
A few minutes later my manager appeared.

1673
01:30:09,240 --> 01:30:10,560
Doubled over with laughter.

1674
01:30:10,560 --> 01:30:13,120
Apparently I had just insulted the head of my HR.

1675
01:30:13,120 --> 01:30:17,520
Well fuck, what are you going to do, call HR?

1676
01:30:17,520 --> 01:30:20,640
My face flushed as I explained the misunderstanding.

1677
01:30:20,640 --> 01:30:25,400
Little did I know, news of the disrespectful manager reached the head office.

1678
01:30:25,400 --> 01:30:26,400
Fuck.

1679
01:30:26,400 --> 01:30:28,880
Fast forward to a recent promotion opportunity.

1680
01:30:28,880 --> 01:30:31,440
I aced the interview but ultimately wasn't chosen.

1681
01:30:31,440 --> 01:30:37,160
My manager, with a sympathetic smile, revealed the reason, my notoriety, as the guy who snubbed

1682
01:30:37,160 --> 01:30:38,760
the head of HR.

1683
01:30:38,760 --> 01:30:41,480
Apparently promoting me would cause more issues.

1684
01:30:41,480 --> 01:30:42,480
More issues?

1685
01:30:42,480 --> 01:30:43,480
Hey, hey, turn to there.

1686
01:30:43,480 --> 01:30:45,920
And I said, well how would I win?

1687
01:30:45,920 --> 01:30:46,920
I couldn't win.

1688
01:30:46,920 --> 01:30:48,560
Because you call it HR.

1689
01:30:48,560 --> 01:30:49,560
Yeah.

1690
01:30:49,560 --> 01:30:50,560
The head of HR.

1691
01:30:50,560 --> 01:30:54,920
But the whole retaliatory tactic is against HR policy.

1692
01:30:54,920 --> 01:30:55,920
Yeah.

1693
01:30:55,920 --> 01:30:58,320
So you can't snub me for speaking my mind.

1694
01:30:58,320 --> 01:31:00,120
Like you're in an oxymoronic situation.

1695
01:31:00,120 --> 01:31:01,120
Oh yes.

1696
01:31:01,120 --> 01:31:03,440
HR but you're not promoting.

1697
01:31:03,440 --> 01:31:06,320
Because you insulted HR.

1698
01:31:06,320 --> 01:31:10,480
Alright, next one is by Haunting Artichoke830.

1699
01:31:10,480 --> 01:31:11,480
Okay.

1700
01:31:11,480 --> 01:31:15,440
I guess you know they ate some and then they had gasp.

1701
01:31:15,440 --> 01:31:16,440
It's just haunting.

1702
01:31:16,440 --> 01:31:17,440
Person puts.

1703
01:31:17,440 --> 01:31:20,440
I fought it so hard my grandma died.

1704
01:31:20,440 --> 01:31:22,440
Oh lord.

1705
01:31:22,440 --> 01:31:24,440
Oh lord.

1706
01:31:24,440 --> 01:31:29,200
A piece got the devil in him and he fucking just dies.

1707
01:31:29,200 --> 01:31:31,760
Boxing desperation.

1708
01:31:31,760 --> 01:31:35,800
There have to be family members that have had something like an elderly, unelderly family

1709
01:31:35,800 --> 01:31:36,800
member die.

1710
01:31:36,800 --> 01:31:37,800
Yeah.

1711
01:31:37,800 --> 01:31:39,160
And they say something real fucked up to them before they die.

1712
01:31:39,160 --> 01:31:40,160
I want to see that though.

1713
01:31:40,160 --> 01:31:41,920
I want to see what they say.

1714
01:31:41,920 --> 01:31:45,360
I want to hear what, yeah, I was hearing from commenters like what's the weirdest thing

1715
01:31:45,360 --> 01:31:47,560
your dying family member ever said to you.

1716
01:31:47,560 --> 01:31:49,440
And not like sad obviously.

1717
01:31:49,440 --> 01:31:50,440
Right.

1718
01:31:50,440 --> 01:31:51,440
But something like real fucked up.

1719
01:31:51,440 --> 01:31:52,440
Or it's like oh.

1720
01:31:52,440 --> 01:31:53,440
I never did like Mexicans.

1721
01:31:53,440 --> 01:31:54,440
You know somebody said that.

1722
01:31:54,440 --> 01:31:55,440
You do know somebody who said that.

1723
01:31:55,440 --> 01:31:56,440
It can be any race to say that too.

1724
01:31:56,440 --> 01:31:57,440
It could be another box ticket.

1725
01:31:57,440 --> 01:31:58,440
Be my grandpa for sure.

1726
01:31:58,440 --> 01:31:59,440
Snake.

1727
01:31:59,440 --> 01:32:00,440
Can't fucking stand him.

1728
01:32:00,440 --> 01:32:14,240
Alright this person puts this happened last year but having settled into a new job where

1729
01:32:14,240 --> 01:32:15,240
I am happy.

1730
01:32:15,240 --> 01:32:17,520
I feel like I can finally post this.

1731
01:32:17,520 --> 01:32:22,120
I've worked for a company that has a large bench specifically for used electronics.

1732
01:32:22,120 --> 01:32:23,880
Sometimes not even used.

1733
01:32:23,880 --> 01:32:24,880
They will throw them out.

1734
01:32:24,880 --> 01:32:28,880
They will throw out items that are still not even opened and still in original packaging.

1735
01:32:28,880 --> 01:32:30,000
Fuck yeah.

1736
01:32:30,000 --> 01:32:33,360
After having worked for this company for three years my sister dropped by to grab lunch and

1737
01:32:33,360 --> 01:32:34,360
I showed her around the office.

1738
01:32:34,360 --> 01:32:39,600
Well you hang out with your sister like actual adults and not fist fight each other all the

1739
01:32:39,600 --> 01:32:40,600
time.

1740
01:32:40,600 --> 01:32:41,600
Weird.

1741
01:32:41,600 --> 01:32:42,600
I know you couldn't do this.

1742
01:32:42,600 --> 01:32:43,600
I would never.

1743
01:32:43,600 --> 01:32:46,320
I can't even stand that dirty demon spy.

1744
01:32:46,320 --> 01:32:49,480
We get to the recycling dumpster and she asks what it is and I tell her that's where we

1745
01:32:49,480 --> 01:32:51,320
put old electronics.

1746
01:32:51,320 --> 01:32:54,520
There is a computer mouse still unopened and she asks if she can take it and I tell her

1747
01:32:54,520 --> 01:32:57,920
not a problem since it's there to be disposed of.

1748
01:32:57,920 --> 01:33:01,000
Employees grab things from time to time if there is something good in there.

1749
01:33:01,000 --> 01:33:02,000
She takes it.

1750
01:33:02,000 --> 01:33:03,000
We go grab lunch.

1751
01:33:03,000 --> 01:33:07,440
A week passes by and I get called into a meeting with my boss and HR manager saying that they

1752
01:33:07,440 --> 01:33:11,920
have footage of me stealing company property and I asked them what they were talking about.

1753
01:33:11,920 --> 01:33:16,040
They play the record of me and my sister in the bin and she grabbed the computer mouse.

1754
01:33:16,040 --> 01:33:20,200
Apparently it's against company policy to take things from the electronics bin but they

1755
01:33:20,200 --> 01:33:24,560
usually let it slide for employees but because I let a non-employee take something from there

1756
01:33:24,560 --> 01:33:26,560
it was an issue.

1757
01:33:26,560 --> 01:33:32,480
What proceeded was my month long HR investigation during which time I did my job as normal after

1758
01:33:32,480 --> 01:33:35,080
which I was informed of being terminated.

1759
01:33:35,080 --> 01:33:39,640
Thankfully after about two months of being unemployed I found another job with better

1760
01:33:39,640 --> 01:33:43,520
pay and better work environment so it ended up working out after all.

1761
01:33:43,520 --> 01:33:45,560
Hmm that sucks.

1762
01:33:45,560 --> 01:33:46,560
That plate.

1763
01:33:46,560 --> 01:33:48,680
It's a fucking mouse.

1764
01:33:48,680 --> 01:33:50,360
And it goes in the black bin.

1765
01:33:50,360 --> 01:33:51,360
Disposed bin.

1766
01:33:51,360 --> 01:33:52,360
Come on now.

1767
01:33:52,360 --> 01:33:56,880
This is when policy overtakes human nature.

1768
01:33:56,880 --> 01:33:59,160
When policy overtakes common sense.

1769
01:33:59,160 --> 01:34:02,320
It's like I gotta follow the rules and I got no choice.

1770
01:34:02,320 --> 01:34:03,320
Right.

1771
01:34:03,320 --> 01:34:04,320
God dang Nazis.

1772
01:34:04,320 --> 01:34:10,280
Alright next one is by Burry Udman is my alias.

1773
01:34:10,280 --> 01:34:11,280
First and puts.

1774
01:34:11,280 --> 01:34:15,800
Driving to get an ultrasound my wife asked to stop for us to get some orange juice.

1775
01:34:15,800 --> 01:34:20,040
She mentioned about having an ad for an insurance company that had some dude with a dollar on

1776
01:34:20,040 --> 01:34:21,040
a fishing line.

1777
01:34:21,040 --> 01:34:26,320
I do some work for an insurance company so she said she was taking she that I should

1778
01:34:26,320 --> 01:34:27,320
take notes.

1779
01:34:27,320 --> 01:34:28,600
I said good idea.

1780
01:34:28,600 --> 01:34:32,200
I'll bring a dollar on a fishing line to my next meeting.

1781
01:34:32,200 --> 01:34:38,200
Apparently that was such a beacon of distilled comedic imagery that she did a spit take followed

1782
01:34:38,200 --> 01:34:41,000
by laughter and vomiting in the foot well of my car.

1783
01:34:41,000 --> 01:34:42,000
Fuck.

1784
01:34:42,000 --> 01:34:46,760
After apologies and immediate forgiveness from me she went to take another drink when

1785
01:34:46,760 --> 01:34:53,420
she did it when when we left she asked which car to take and I said mine as she was drinking.

1786
01:34:53,420 --> 01:34:54,800
Not that I knew I was on the road.

1787
01:34:54,800 --> 01:35:01,120
I might have should have taken your fucking car after all and she's she then said and

1788
01:35:01,120 --> 01:35:04,080
then she did it again.

1789
01:35:04,080 --> 01:35:06,160
Oh my god the funniest man's ever lived huh.

1790
01:35:06,160 --> 01:35:07,160
I don't know.

1791
01:35:07,160 --> 01:35:11,440
Got that Richard Pryor full on blast of LJ from the front window glove compartment floor

1792
01:35:11,440 --> 01:35:13,040
and seat.

1793
01:35:13,040 --> 01:35:18,040
We had to turn back for hers so that we could change we had to turn back for her to get

1794
01:35:18,040 --> 01:35:23,920
changed and for me to clean the car which I did and now I'm having I'm sat here waiting

1795
01:35:23,920 --> 01:35:25,880
so we can go to the bloody ultrasound.

1796
01:35:25,880 --> 01:35:29,280
So she saw him there changing while he's writing this out.

1797
01:35:29,280 --> 01:35:30,280
Weird.

1798
01:35:30,280 --> 01:35:33,080
Just just the funniest fucking person ever apparently you know.

1799
01:35:33,080 --> 01:35:34,920
God damn man.

1800
01:35:34,920 --> 01:35:38,360
Or he's just so.

1801
01:35:38,360 --> 01:35:41,280
Or she is so fucking dull.

1802
01:35:41,280 --> 01:35:42,280
Yeah.

1803
01:35:42,280 --> 01:35:47,640
And then even the most benign joke she's like.

1804
01:35:47,640 --> 01:35:50,000
That's not really even funny but sure at all.

1805
01:35:50,000 --> 01:35:54,640
Like when I when you said essentially like she was laughing about it it's like what.

1806
01:35:54,640 --> 01:35:58,360
Oh well to each their own.

1807
01:35:58,360 --> 01:36:00,960
Last one for today is by Royal Delay 2490.

1808
01:36:00,960 --> 01:36:01,960
This person puts.

1809
01:36:01,960 --> 01:36:04,960
If I don't drop my phone now.

1810
01:36:04,960 --> 01:36:08,360
So yeah we don't need to see this.

1811
01:36:08,360 --> 01:36:11,960
This person puts so to be clear this happened whenever I was 21.

1812
01:36:11,960 --> 01:36:13,120
Roughly seven years ago.

1813
01:36:13,120 --> 01:36:16,160
So obliviously it did not happen today.

1814
01:36:16,160 --> 01:36:17,160
You're 28.

1815
01:36:17,160 --> 01:36:21,680
Obligatory I guess but they put OBV.

1816
01:36:21,680 --> 01:36:25,200
And it was hands down one of the most embarrassing fucked up nights in my life.

1817
01:36:25,200 --> 01:36:27,360
Sorry if it's a long if it's a long story.

1818
01:36:27,360 --> 01:36:29,280
I've tried to condense it as much as I could.

1819
01:36:29,280 --> 01:36:31,240
Thank you William Shakespeare.

1820
01:36:31,240 --> 01:36:35,200
I was in college at the time and one of my close friends who went by and went to a different

1821
01:36:35,200 --> 01:36:39,720
college was going to Florida for their spring break and asked if I wanted to tag along.

1822
01:36:39,720 --> 01:36:44,560
I was a typical broke eating ramen noodles to survive college kid and had maybe a hundred

1823
01:36:44,560 --> 01:36:45,760
dollars to my name.

1824
01:36:45,760 --> 01:36:48,280
Of course it was a good idea to go on a week long.

1825
01:36:48,280 --> 01:36:53,360
Which hundred dollars to my name.

1826
01:36:53,360 --> 01:36:56,440
To go on a week long trip on the whim without money to pay for anything.

1827
01:36:56,440 --> 01:36:59,040
So obviously I said yes.

1828
01:36:59,040 --> 01:37:02,920
After surviving the first couple of days bumming drinks and hanging around on the beach everyone

1829
01:37:02,920 --> 01:37:05,240
decides that they want to go out to the bars.

1830
01:37:05,240 --> 01:37:06,240
Fuck.

1831
01:37:06,240 --> 01:37:12,800
I can't really bum drinks at a bar but I have to go so who knows I can figure something

1832
01:37:12,800 --> 01:37:14,320
out maybe.

1833
01:37:14,320 --> 01:37:16,520
We walk down to the bar strip.

1834
01:37:16,520 --> 01:37:20,800
The first one has a line of like fifteen people waiting to get in and of course that's where

1835
01:37:20,800 --> 01:37:23,280
everyone realizes to go.

1836
01:37:23,280 --> 01:37:25,380
Or everyone wants to go.

1837
01:37:25,380 --> 01:37:29,720
As we approach the entrance I realize that there's a cover fee to get in and it's twenty

1838
01:37:29,720 --> 01:37:30,720
dollars.

1839
01:37:30,720 --> 01:37:33,140
I'm like fuck it's a lot already.

1840
01:37:33,140 --> 01:37:37,000
At this point I've already spent like sixty on food already and had less than fifty dollars

1841
01:37:37,000 --> 01:37:39,400
on my account and definitely had no cash on me.

1842
01:37:39,400 --> 01:37:40,400
Shit.

1843
01:37:40,400 --> 01:37:41,400
I start to panic.

1844
01:37:41,400 --> 01:37:46,480
Mind you this is my friend's spring break so I only really know him and everyone else

1845
01:37:46,480 --> 01:37:50,240
in our group had either just met today or the day before.

1846
01:37:50,240 --> 01:37:53,840
I didn't want to admit that I was broke or ask for money from them.

1847
01:37:53,840 --> 01:37:56,200
But then it was finally my turn.

1848
01:37:56,200 --> 01:38:01,320
There were three large intimidating bouncers at the front.

1849
01:38:01,320 --> 01:38:06,560
Equally intimidating strangers behind me.

1850
01:38:06,560 --> 01:38:09,200
They asked for my ID and twenty dollars for entry.

1851
01:38:09,200 --> 01:38:10,680
I froze.

1852
01:38:10,680 --> 01:38:13,920
Standing there unable to put words together to explain that I was too poor to give them

1853
01:38:13,920 --> 01:38:18,280
their money I formed a brilliant idea.

1854
01:38:18,280 --> 01:38:25,400
I fucking started acting deaf.

1855
01:38:25,400 --> 01:38:28,400
It's just standing there like this.

1856
01:38:28,400 --> 01:38:31,680
I still to this day have no idea why.

1857
01:38:31,680 --> 01:38:35,880
But I swear I have never done anything like this before.

1858
01:38:35,880 --> 01:38:36,880
Really?

1859
01:38:36,880 --> 01:38:37,880
Flight or flight response?

1860
01:38:37,880 --> 01:38:38,880
You mean flight or flight?

1861
01:38:38,880 --> 01:38:39,880
Yeah I'll just be deaf.

1862
01:38:39,880 --> 01:38:42,880
I fully committed.

1863
01:38:42,880 --> 01:38:44,480
No comic exaggeration here.

1864
01:38:44,480 --> 01:38:46,600
I started faking sign language.

1865
01:38:46,600 --> 01:38:48,160
Jesus Christ.

1866
01:38:48,160 --> 01:38:52,320
I was tapping my ears, mouthing words, anything my idiot mind could think of to get them to

1867
01:38:52,320 --> 01:38:53,320
let me in.

1868
01:38:53,320 --> 01:38:57,520
So those people that they pretend that they're experts in sign language?

1869
01:38:57,520 --> 01:39:00,760
They're in emergency situations like hurricane and stuff?

1870
01:39:00,760 --> 01:39:02,960
And they just stand next to the guy talking?

1871
01:39:02,960 --> 01:39:03,960
They do that fake stuff?

1872
01:39:03,960 --> 01:39:05,760
Haven't they been arrested doing that?

1873
01:39:05,760 --> 01:39:06,760
Yes.

1874
01:39:06,760 --> 01:39:07,760
Good God.

1875
01:39:07,760 --> 01:39:14,120
They were trying to mouth words back to me to pay and I just keep getting confused.

1876
01:39:14,120 --> 01:39:19,720
After a few minutes of this nonsense, which is an increasingly agitated line behind me,

1877
01:39:19,720 --> 01:39:20,720
they came and let me in.

1878
01:39:20,720 --> 01:39:21,720
And it worked.

1879
01:39:21,720 --> 01:39:22,720
I guess it worked.

1880
01:39:22,720 --> 01:39:25,440
Holy shit I felt so good about it.

1881
01:39:25,440 --> 01:39:29,680
The rush from going full anxiety meltdown to actually fooling these people to believe

1882
01:39:29,680 --> 01:39:31,520
I was deaf was exhilarating.

1883
01:39:31,520 --> 01:39:32,520
So I worked.

1884
01:39:32,520 --> 01:39:33,520
It worked once.

1885
01:39:33,520 --> 01:39:34,720
Why not keep doing it?

1886
01:39:34,720 --> 01:39:35,720
Oh God.

1887
01:39:35,720 --> 01:39:37,840
I used this to get free drinks.

1888
01:39:37,840 --> 01:39:41,680
I went to the bar, did the same fake sign language, tapped my ear, and some guy next

1889
01:39:41,680 --> 01:39:45,800
to me noticed and bought me three drinks in a row out of sympathy.

1890
01:39:45,800 --> 01:39:47,880
But all good things come to an end.

1891
01:39:47,880 --> 01:39:52,600
One of the employees must have caught me talking to my buddy because shortly after I was confronted

1892
01:39:52,600 --> 01:39:54,640
by one of the bouncers.

1893
01:39:54,640 --> 01:39:55,640
You can hear me anyway.

1894
01:39:55,640 --> 01:39:59,640
Then the bartender came over and went in, finally the managers.

1895
01:39:59,640 --> 01:40:03,000
What if it was one of those like criminal clubs?

1896
01:40:03,000 --> 01:40:04,000
Yeah.

1897
01:40:04,000 --> 01:40:05,000
You can hear, huh?

1898
01:40:05,000 --> 01:40:06,000
You won't be hearing after tonight.

1899
01:40:06,000 --> 01:40:07,760
They think you're busy or something.

1900
01:40:07,760 --> 01:40:11,000
You will be deaf.

1901
01:40:11,000 --> 01:40:15,600
This had turned into a scene at this point, but I still committed to keep my mouth shut.

1902
01:40:15,600 --> 01:40:21,440
Ultimately, once I had half of the staff surrounding interrogating me, a lot of the

1903
01:40:21,440 --> 01:40:23,640
crowd staring, I just ran out of the bar.

1904
01:40:23,640 --> 01:40:26,360
I went back to the hotel.

1905
01:40:26,360 --> 01:40:30,040
Fast forward a few hours where I got back to my close friend who invited me, which of

1906
01:40:30,040 --> 01:40:34,840
course meant his friends, people he was in college with I had just met on this trip,

1907
01:40:34,840 --> 01:40:35,960
heard too.

1908
01:40:35,960 --> 01:40:41,480
They all came to the hotel to his friends were and his friends were furious at me.

1909
01:40:41,480 --> 01:40:43,120
Hotel room turned into chaos.

1910
01:40:43,120 --> 01:40:44,120
Everyone was screaming at me.

1911
01:40:44,120 --> 01:40:45,120
I was apologizing profusely.

1912
01:40:45,120 --> 01:40:46,120
I would have been like this.

1913
01:40:46,120 --> 01:40:47,120
Huh?

1914
01:40:47,120 --> 01:40:48,120
You committed to everything.

1915
01:40:48,120 --> 01:40:51,280
Well, I will commit to being deaf to them too.

1916
01:40:51,280 --> 01:40:52,280
Exactly.

1917
01:40:52,280 --> 01:40:53,280
But nobody cared.

1918
01:40:53,280 --> 01:40:57,120
Eventually, this ended with me getting punched in the face a few times, which looking back,

1919
01:40:57,120 --> 01:40:58,720
I definitely deserved.

1920
01:40:58,720 --> 01:40:59,720
For what?

1921
01:40:59,720 --> 01:41:01,160
I'm the one that got in for free.

1922
01:41:01,160 --> 01:41:05,760
If I called my parents crying, you can explain everything that had happened.

1923
01:41:05,760 --> 01:41:09,040
Although they were mortified, they booked me a flight home the next morning.

1924
01:41:09,040 --> 01:41:13,680
Well, it must be nice to just get booked a fucking flight, huh?

1925
01:41:13,680 --> 01:41:18,440
If it was me, it would be that song like I walk a lonely road and I just start walking

1926
01:41:18,440 --> 01:41:24,640
on a lonely road that I've never known.

1927
01:41:24,640 --> 01:41:27,920
I'm still great friends with the person who invited me, but I haven't seen any of the

1928
01:41:27,920 --> 01:41:28,920
others since that night.

1929
01:41:28,920 --> 01:41:32,480
Moral of the story is, don't go on a random trip you can't afford.

1930
01:41:32,480 --> 01:41:35,720
And if you do, definitely don't be a fucking dumbass like me and I ain't deaf to give

1931
01:41:35,720 --> 01:41:36,720
shit for free.

1932
01:41:36,720 --> 01:41:37,720
Oh, come on, man.

1933
01:41:37,720 --> 01:41:38,720
He beat the system.

1934
01:41:38,720 --> 01:41:40,120
I know, but he just took it.

1935
01:41:40,120 --> 01:41:41,640
He flew too close to the sun.

1936
01:41:41,640 --> 01:41:43,640
Yeah, you sorry, Chris?

1937
01:41:43,640 --> 01:41:47,720
But that's all the red that I've got today.

1938
01:41:47,720 --> 01:41:49,640
Anything else to add before we head out?

1939
01:41:49,640 --> 01:41:51,840
Got a punch in the face, huh?

1940
01:41:51,840 --> 01:41:54,040
How did that affect them?

1941
01:41:54,040 --> 01:41:55,320
Because they're made about throwing me.

1942
01:41:55,320 --> 01:41:59,240
I guess, but I mean, like, I would have been like a smart man.

1943
01:41:59,240 --> 01:42:03,080
And why, why did the fuck, why did the, I guess, I understand why the bouncer would

1944
01:42:03,080 --> 01:42:04,080
be mad.

1945
01:42:04,080 --> 01:42:05,080
Because they got made a fool of.

1946
01:42:05,080 --> 01:42:08,720
And then there's one thing, there's one thing that dumb muscle men don't want to be made

1947
01:42:08,720 --> 01:42:11,720
fun of is being made dumb about throwing me.

1948
01:42:11,720 --> 01:42:17,400
It's like, well, if you are one, they don't want to be called out for being dumb.

1949
01:42:17,400 --> 01:42:20,840
And none of them knew Simon Winch, so it would have been funny if they did.

1950
01:42:20,840 --> 01:42:22,840
I would have been, fuck.

1951
01:42:22,840 --> 01:42:25,840
I know, I know, I know.

1952
01:42:25,840 --> 01:42:28,840
I can't see either.

1953
01:42:28,840 --> 01:42:33,520
Be like, I'm a goddamn heli killer.

1954
01:42:33,520 --> 01:42:34,520
I don't know how to do nothing.

1955
01:42:34,520 --> 01:42:36,520
They're just dragging you along.

1956
01:42:36,520 --> 01:42:39,920
Fuck, that is wild.

1957
01:42:39,920 --> 01:42:41,960
To be honest, no one wants to feel dumb anyway.

1958
01:42:41,960 --> 01:42:42,960
No.

1959
01:42:42,960 --> 01:42:46,760
And for a fact, like I once told her, like, she's like, you guys got any helium for your

1960
01:42:46,760 --> 01:42:47,760
blue?

1961
01:42:47,760 --> 01:42:48,760
I'm like, we only get helium on Thursdays.

1962
01:42:48,760 --> 01:42:49,760
Today is Thursday.

1963
01:42:49,760 --> 01:42:50,760
I was like, fuck.

1964
01:42:50,760 --> 01:42:51,760
She got me.

1965
01:42:51,760 --> 01:42:52,760
Oh, here we go.

1966
01:42:52,760 --> 01:42:53,760
Quit the job on the spot.

1967
01:42:53,760 --> 01:42:54,760
So will I quit?

1968
01:42:54,760 --> 01:42:55,760
Clock out.

1969
01:42:55,760 --> 01:42:56,760
It's embarrassing when you just kind of doing something dumb.

1970
01:42:56,760 --> 01:42:57,760
Luckily, I tried not to.

1971
01:42:57,760 --> 01:42:58,760
Like, I was phased out one day, right?

1972
01:42:58,760 --> 01:42:59,760
And this guy was telling me about world events.

1973
01:42:59,760 --> 01:43:00,760
He's like, 1812, what a terrible year.

1974
01:43:00,760 --> 01:43:01,760
I'm like, yeah, World War I.

1975
01:43:01,760 --> 01:43:02,760
And he's like, yeah, World War II.

1976
01:43:02,760 --> 01:43:03,760
And he's like, yeah, World War II.

1977
01:43:03,760 --> 01:43:04,760
And he's like, yeah, World War II.

1978
01:43:04,760 --> 01:43:05,760
And he's like, yeah, World War II.

1979
01:43:05,760 --> 01:43:06,760
And he's like, yeah, World War II.

1980
01:43:06,760 --> 01:43:07,760
And he's like, yeah, World War II.

1981
01:43:07,760 --> 01:43:16,960
And he's like, yeah, World War II.

1982
01:43:16,960 --> 01:43:26,120
And he's like, yeah, World War II.

1983
01:43:26,120 --> 01:43:36,800
And he's like, yeah, World War II.

1984
01:43:36,800 --> 01:43:46,400
And he's like, yeah, World War II.