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Hello and welcome back to the podcast.

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I'm Michael.

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I'm Noe.

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And we are the Knights of Entertainment, a podcast covering your favorite or none of

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the movies, games, comic books, anime, and more weekly.

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We appreciate you being here and hope you enjoy the show.

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Let's go ahead and get started.

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All right, everybody.

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So this is our new show.

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I know this is replacing Cozy Knights.

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For those of you that loved it, I'm sorry.

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It's over.

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Move on.

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Just like the Sopranos.

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We got us to move on.

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I wanted to focus to make nightly news because I just love keeping myself well informed

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like on actual news, but also on the randomest stories I could find.

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But it'll take me a while to get used to like actually researching constantly because I

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spent all week like looking up three stories a day and I'm exhausted and try to verify

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that the stories are real or if anything changed in the stories, I had to keep checking the

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day after.

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If there's been any redactions.

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Like any redactions or updates or anything.

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So it's a hassle.

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Hopefully one day I'll get some researchers to help me out and make this show a daily

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thing so it's more up to date because once a week is not, I mean, it's called nightly

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news.

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It's not very nightly if it's on one day, but you know, we got to get started somewhere.

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We got a Patreon.

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Give us money and we'll make better news.

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We don't have a Patreon, do we?

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We'll get a Patreon.

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Whoever buy me a coffee.

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I know that.

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I don't like coffee, but you can buy me.

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That's a mead.

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That's a mead.

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Buy me a mead.

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Buy me a coffee.

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But yeah, so I love news.

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I don't know why.

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I just love reading stuff.

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That's true because I have an expression somewhere that I found.

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Let me see if I can find it real quick.

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Yeah, this quote from Streamplay by David S. Cohen where he wrote, truth doesn't have

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to be believable, fiction does.

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So that means that no matter how ridiculous a story is, if it happened in real life news-wise,

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you have to believe it.

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You got no choice.

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Like you see someone saw it, someone witnessed it, someone recorded it, somebody talked about

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it, you know what I mean?

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Well, think about the old saying, sometimes reality is stranger than fiction.

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And sometimes it is real strange.

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And so yeah, nightly news will be your source of comedic commentary on the world at large.

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So I suppose, so we'll start with a feel good story from KOC News.

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I'll try to cite my sources as best I can so that I forget.

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I'm not trying to plagiarize or anything.

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None of this stuff is my own actual research.

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I'm not on the field researching people getting-

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No, you're a comedic commentator.

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I'm a comedic commentator who dislikes news.

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So anyway, this is a feel good story from KOC News, Channel 5.

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Or I said KOC, K-O-C-O News 5, written by Elsie Jones.

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So in honor of his late wife, this man by the name of Sean Cummings has basically dedicated

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the rest of his life to canceling the lunch debt on all sorts of schools around Oklahoma.

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So far he's canceled, he's basically paid for him out of his own pocket for 20 schools

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to, because I don't know what the hell lunch debt is.

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I didn't look into it deep enough, but apparently when kids have their own debt at school, it

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rolls over to the next month and sometimes it affects them to graduate or whatever if

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they don't pay their lunch debt.

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So he decided to just take it upon himself because his wife used to be a chef and her

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main goal in life was to feed people.

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And now she's dead, so he decided to start paying their lunch debt.

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One check for two grand on one school, and he just moves on to the next one like a god

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dang Robin Hood.

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So good on you Sean Cummings, you're a good man.

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That's a good story.

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Next up we have a one for you.

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There is a new anthology graphic novel coming out called Joker the World, where Joker is

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going to, different stories of Joker in different parts of the world.

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It's coming out September 17, 2024, and it's going to have him going to Spain, Germany,

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Italy, Brazil, Mexico, the Czech Republic, Turkey, Japan, Korea, Cameroon, Poland, and

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Argentina.

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So we'll see how he causes mischief and mayhem all over the world, which I'm sure he's really

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good at.

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Even if he doesn't speak the language at all.

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So he's taking a trip outside of Gotham?

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He's probably getting away from Batman.

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His jaw probably hurts from getting sucked in the face.

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So we'll see, it's going to be written by people that are local to the area.

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So if it's written in Korea, it's going to be a Korean writer maybe and a Korean artist.

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So you know that the Korean one, the Japanese one, and a couple of the other ones are going

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to be pretty good.

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But Czech Republic and Poland, I don't know.

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We'll see how that goes.

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We'll see how they do.

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I mean, I'm not buying it.

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I don't, not really my genre anymore.

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Yeah, but we'll see how they do.

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So breaking news.

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I know nothing about women.

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I found out.

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I'm very entirely, what's the word, in the dark when it comes to the female form.

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I recently found out something called the P spot and the A spot.

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Not barely near the G spot.

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Now I'm back to square one.

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No longer am I a Casanova.

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I am a student with a composition notebook.

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I was watching some videos on YouTube about like, and it was like sex therapist talking

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and I'm like, oh, let's see what they, let's see what I can learn.

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Probably not a lot.

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And I was like, I had a notebook with eight pages.

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I'm like, God dang it.

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You thought we were taking notes?

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So yeah, I'm going to have to go back to my old training days and start learning more

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about women.

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Back to notes of the grindstone again, huh?

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Yeah.

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What is a P and A spot?

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What is going on?

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I was so confused and that's how sad I was.

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Not only that, that P spot and A spot on top of this that I learned was the fact that male

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porn stars in the industry, some of them have replaced their penis with an actual valve.

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Yeah, they had an operating, that's the face I made too.

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So the real pros in male pornography, well the males in pornography, they have replaced

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their veins with a balloon or something and underneath their ball sack, there's a valve

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they turn and it fills their dick with blood.

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Then they close it back up to make it flaccid again.

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His full life, well first of all what I learned.

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So yeah, they went like, cause like apparently the male stars were doing needle injections

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to get hard, right?

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Quicker.

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I know it puts a timestamp on your dick, like an expiration date, but because they're pros,

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they're like, this is what we gotta do to keep up with the business.

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Yeah, fuck that.

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And now the real pros have their own little safety valve, their little valve and it's

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an actual little device.

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Cause the porn star I was talking about, it was saying like, if you guys think I have

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really light balls, not really.

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I'm looking for the valve to make it the right size that I like.

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So she was turning it to the size that she enjoyed.

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That's why she was always playing with their ball.

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I was like, I was like, wait, so we're only one step away from the androids at this point.

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Probably.

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But, uh, yeah, it turns out I know nothing about women and I know none and I can never

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compete in the porn industry.

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Cause I ain't got no valve.

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Because the ones that can take them like 20 minutes to get hard, that's 20 extra minutes

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for the production team to be waiting around.

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So they get less work.

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So if you're just a regular, you know, natural born, you're like, you got no chance.

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You got the needle guys and the valve guys.

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Hey, there's probably a civil war over it.

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I don't know, man.

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Scared the hell out of me.

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I know nothing goes.

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No, no, no, no, no, nothing around that area.

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Mostly a surgery to install a fucking valve.

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Like the replace or two this kiss.

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I don't even, I don't even know how it works.

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That's how inept I am.

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I just know it gets hard and it goes in places.

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As far as my knowledge of it goes.

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Things you don't want to know.

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I did.

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I'm always interested to keep, to make myself more knowledgeable of the sexual, what's the

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word, sexual category.

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This is for your porn industry goals is what it is.

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I guess.

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I just want to be well informed.

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So you want to know about a valve?

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I'm interested.

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Let me see.

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Let me see how it works.

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All right.

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This one, they call me by surprise.

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They caught everybody's surprise.

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Surprise.

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The Francis Scott Kew Bridge in Baltimore.

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God dang coming down.

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They caught me by surprise because I had woken up that day to go to the restroom.

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It was like three in the morning, right?

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I got to pee.

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It's one of those pees where like you can't hold it anymore.

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And like you start dreaming about peeing in your dream.

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Yes.

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And then they hope you don't pee is what I'm going to say.

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I wake up, I go.

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It's dark.

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It's late.

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I'm like, let me turn on the news real quick just to keep some ambient noise in the background

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so I can go back to sleep.

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And the minute the news comes on, like breaking news, I'm like, oh, it's probably some stupid

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like legal story or something.

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Right.

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Like breaking news.

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That means nothing.

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Because like it's 24 hour news channels.

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The breaking news is like benign sometimes.

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And then it comes out of the, I see the bridge just come down.

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I'm like, oh, that looks legit.

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Well, it took, I think, what, five years to build or something like that.

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It took 10 seconds to destroy.

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That's life, I guess.

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Man, that thing.

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And like six workers got trapped and died there.

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Really depressing story.

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I don't know.

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It wouldn't surprise me if there was foul play involved, but we don't know yet.

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So.

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I doubt it.

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It's just an accident.

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That would be the best bet.

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Yes.

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Breaking news.

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Everybody, I've been reading a little bit here and there.

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I don't know what he did to get Homeland Security of all people.

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You don't know?

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Well, they wanted his business.

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I know what he did.

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You know what he did.

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Like allegedly.

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Let's go with allegedly with the era.

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But a very gigantic quotation mark.

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Allegedly.

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It's so bad though that you got 50 cent out there trolling too.

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He can't stand P, did he?

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You can feel this motherfucker trying to take me out shopping.

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Yeah, I heard I saw that story.

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What are you saying?

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Buy stuff for me.

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You look mad as hell.

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You feel like I'm a bitch.

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But I don't know.

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Like Homeland Security is like legit.

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Like they're after him now.

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It's not the FBI.

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It's like Homeland Security.

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That sounded different to me.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I don't know what that is.

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That's like terrorism level.

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Isn't it?

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What was the need for a Homeland Security be over like a local SWAT team?

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So because it's international, that the Homeland.

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That's wild.

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Yeah.

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It just goes to show you no matter how powerful you are.

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There's a lot of people that were saying that Justin Bieber is going to probably come out

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in the next couple of months.

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Like it's like no matter how powerful you are, the minute the government's like nah,

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it's like game over.

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Yeah.

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And if you don't believe me, El Chapo was the most powerful drug lord in probably the

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entire world.

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Yes.

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The one place he did not want to go to jail was in America.

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Yeah.

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And that was the last thing.

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He would have done anything not to go to jail in America.

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He would have gone to jail everywhere else except for America because he ain't getting

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out of wherever he is right now.

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He never will.

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So yeah, I'm sorry, Mr. I don't know, is it Combs?

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Yeah.

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Sean P. Diddy Combs.

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I don't know what you did was, it's a wrap I guess.

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They're probably going to Epstein him.

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Yeah.

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Remember Epstein didn't kill him so.

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Yeah he did.

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He hung himself by with his hand tied behind his back.

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It's highly blocked.

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He turned off the security camera and he put the security guard on his back.

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He stabbed himself 42 times in the back.

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Next up is this is because of my cousin, which is this is the reason I want to stay well

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informed and like not fall into like whatever all this like random news, right?

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But like really well informed.

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Like I may joke around, but you know, I like to be well informed.

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Breaking Bad.

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There's a poster going around of what looks like a movie of Breaking Bad coming out in

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August 2024.

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And it's got Walter White.

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If you don't know what Breaking Bad was, and I'm sorry, spoilers, but it's been years.

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It was the show about this chemistry teacher who got cancer and was dying.

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He got lung cancer and he was a high school chemistry teacher, regular family guy, middle

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class, you know, gorgeous wife, son, a baby on the way.

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He's like in his 50s.

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He's working two jobs.

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He's got school and he's got a wife down cars at a goddamn car wash.

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Some of his students come in and Mr. White is saying you make it embarrassing the hell

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out of him.

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And he gets cancer, lung cancer, inoperable.

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And so he just breaks bad like Breaking Bad.

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He literally just lost it.

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He's like, I have to leave my family with something.

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I can't.

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I can't just die.

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And you know, so he started his granddad was just start making meth.

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So he starts making meth for five seasons and he becomes one of the biggest drug kingpins

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in that universe.

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And by then his moniker Heisenberg, his nomenclature, his woman say, and he and he was making he

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made like at least like it had to be like over 200 million dollars, like just in barrels,

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just barrels of barrels of money everywhere.

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And at the end at the end of the series, because he lost his money to some white supremacist

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and they killed his, his DEA stepbrother.

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He had to get he had to get his get back and they had they had kidnapped his partner and

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they were forcing him to make the because he made a specific chemical.

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This chemical formula of meth called blue.

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It was called blue sky blue.

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And it was like 99% pure.

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It's like like this other chemistry guy was like between 98 99.

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That's a huge difference.

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No, because he was like making his 97% pure and Walter was making it 99, which is like

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a vast like like it's like like like golf.

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It's like the difference between a million and a billion.

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Yeah.

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And so Walter White was the guy.

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And so then it all fell down in season five and he had to he had to go on the run.

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And because he was so famous as a criminal that he had he had to hire this guy to get

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him like a fake identity.

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And but it didn't take a long time because he was a lot more well known than other people

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that he the guy worked for the guy that did like I don't know how to call it like like

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false.

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I did like it's called like a criminal witness protection program like a witness for

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criminals.

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Yeah.

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And so he realized he gets cancer again.

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He finds that the blue sky still being made in Albuquerque, which is it's all said in

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Albuquerque.

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And he goes back.

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He he takes out the white supremacist with this ingenious attack from a car.

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He somehow made automated machine gun in the trunk of the car to turn on from the press

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of his key button from one of those little fobs.

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And he turns it on and just toot toot toot toot toot toot.

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It just lights up the whole building.

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It killed everybody except for him and his partner who he lets go.

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His partner hates him because he did a lot of horrible stuff to his partner.

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His partner was one of his chemistry, one of his students back in the day, Jesse Pinkman,

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who he dragged into the end.

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He he brought Pinkman up to like he was like a low level drug, like a meth maker.

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Yeah.

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He would have never amounted to anything.

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Walter Wright brought him up to like, you know, the the top echelons of like the drug empire.

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And but he really did a lot of horrible stuff to Jesse.

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Like he killed one of his girlfriends, one of his other girlfriends.

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He tried to poison his his his girlfriend's son.

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He did a horrendous amount of stuff to him.

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And so at the end, Walter jumps in to save his partner, Jesse, and he takes a bullet

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in the side from the automated gun and he supposedly dies at the end of the series.

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Right. He's got cancer.

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The police are coming to the little hideout where the white supremacists had their little base.

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And Jesse escapes.

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Walter dies on the floor of a laboratory, which is like his favorite thing was the lab.

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Yeah.

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And in the poster, it's basically Walter White in like a hospital gown with tubes in his nose,

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head shaved.

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And like he looks like he's he's he's not healthy, but he's alive.

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And that's what that poster looks so realistic that it looks like it's real.

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Like there's going to be like he actually survived the attack and it's going to be a Walter White movie.

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And I looked into it and it's not it's made from a fake account on a fake Facebook page.

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And I'm like, well, I have to make sure my cousin wouldn't believe me.

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He always does stuff like that.

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He just sent me like, oh, my God, you see the look at this movie coming out.

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I mean, that's the fake shit I've ever seen in my life.

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What are they going to have? DC versus Marvel, Captain America versus Batman.

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Like the fake is like it's trying to just keep him keep him from not because any like over sensual.

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What is the hover?

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Since I can't even say the word right.

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Like over sensationalism, you know, like you just it just gets people and give people's brain and like they just accept it without looking further into it.

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So I looked into it and it's not real. I wish it was real.

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And he was Walter White didn't survive.

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And we got a movie in August twenty twenty four.

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But now, unfortunately, now no Walter White coming back.

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He's dead. I'm sorry that I'm spoiling for everybody.

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I'm sorry to burst everybody's bubbles.

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I mean, it's a great looking poster, too.

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I want like it looks legit.

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Like it's like the AI is incredible on it because it looks like a real person.

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And I was going a little too good now.

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Yeah, it's pretty scary.

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All right.

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This is this is a tester episode, by the way.

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I'm trying to do these episodes for like 30 minutes, 30 to 35.

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This one's not going to be that long because we're testing it.

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I guess I didn't have enough news stories.

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I only got two left.

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But as long as you enjoy the first test episode, you guys can be back next week.

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Anyway, let's end up with these last two stories from Florida.

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Oh, Florida.

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One I don't think is true because I could not find any information on it, but I heard about it.

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The first one is true.

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This this airboat in Florida near Cooper Town just flipped like it flipped over.

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And like just all the passengers ended up in the water.

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Basically, the this passenger was like, hey, there's an alligator over there.

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So the driver or the pilot or whatever is called in an airboat, he did a sharp U-turn and capsized the whole boat into the water.

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Nobody was hurt or no one was injured severely.

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One guy wasn't you know, one guy was injured, but it was minor and he didn't need any hospitalization.

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But I mean, there was a gator in that water.

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So, you know, I mean, there's also going to be some Burmese pythons.

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There's going to be. Yeah, that we know we can put in pythons bang in war in gang bangs all the time as we covered in cozy nights.

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One of our news stories.

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I guess you guys don't know about that. We lost that episode.

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Come to think of it, if you didn't know, there's these they're made, they're called mating balls and pythons.

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They bang in gang bangs. It'd be one female and like 15 males.

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I'm dead serious. It is horrific to watch.

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But you watch. Well, it was a video of the news story. Yeah.

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I got to stay informed.

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My last story is I could not find any actual news outlet that confirmed it.

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But this couple in Florida, Adam McDonald's, they got into it with a cashier over a mass dispute.

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And before they assaulted the cashier, they allegedly did the Dragon Ball Z fusion dance before they beat the brakes off of him.

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So I don't know if I imagine the cashier had a scouter right.

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Like you go, you probably was 40 and 17. You can't beat me.

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And then they do the fusion dance like, oh, my God, it's over nine.

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And they beat the hell out of them. They did it in honor of a curatorial.

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I don't know. I don't know. This is like from three years ago. So. Oh, really? Yeah.

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That's why I can't find anything about it. Huh. I saw it on X.

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So then when I saw it, I'm glad I went to on actual Google, which is as far as I can go with my actual search skills.

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Yeah. I'm sure there's deeper search engines that I haven't become aware of.

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I'm a novice news verifier.

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So I don't know. Like I imagine just standing there watching them do a fusion dance and they start beating the shit out of you.

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You think it would be funny. Let's see it. It would be like, what the hell are they doing?

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Fusion. I imagine they do it at home, butt ass naked all the time. I feel like I can already tell they probably do that shit.

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Yeah. That's it. That's it for the first episode of nightly news.

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Our bit of a prologue episode. We'll be back with episode two next week and I don't really have an outro.

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Oh, I guess the other should be always stay informed.

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What you got in the urban dictionary today? All right. Urban dictionary.

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Let's see what we got. Got 13 today.

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Overachiever here. Oh, really? No. I just like the number 13.

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The first word is school school masa.

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I don't know how to say it, but it's basically a circumcised penis.

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It's like S Q W U A M Z A.

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My God dang, that's weird.

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Anyway, next one is pothead.

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Someone who is worthless with a job and has to pick a ball about every 10 minutes.

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They steal from the cell. They steal from their family and sell their shit just so they can buy some weed.

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So people like grew up around you. That's fine. Pothead.

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Yeah, I know. I just I just need a dime, just a dime.

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You give them a dime like no, like a dime bag. I'm sorry.

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A $10 bag because they can't afford nothing.

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Next one is turkey thigh.

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One of us died like a turkey. Thick thighs.

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Basically the example.

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We're chicken legs. I hope this one isn't offensive. It sounds like it is. It's called preggy.

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It's like it's a gay word for a girl that's pregnant.

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That's what people call each other all the time. Where they say, are you preggy?

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I would have I would have pie sawed him by someone else. How fucking did you call me?

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Go up to a fat guy. Are you preggy?

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I had a coworker once who he was a he was on the spectrum and he was highly intelligent on like mechanical engineering and stuff.

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But not too good with the social skills. Yeah. And he just walked up to one of our coworkers like, are you pregnant?

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And she was just fat. What she said. I was like, oh God.

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Next one is called beer run is like to steal beer late at night from a 24 hour grocery store.

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Yeah. 24 hour grocery store. I would be fucking exhausted.

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In the middle of the night, the weirdest of people come out. That's what Crest is.

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Crest is 24 hours. You Walmart used to be 24 hours. Used to be. Must have been nice.

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Walmart now they close at fucking 11 o'clock. Yeah, man. I can't get there in time.

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I work too late. Yeah. What's like 1030? And then I get there like they're like, where we close and they fucking they spit in my face.

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They go in there like in the middle of the night because whenever I'd whenever I was working the certain position at work, I'd get off really late.

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So it's like, OK, I'm away home. I can stop at Walmart. I get whatever little thing I need.

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They're open and you go in there and it's like a circus because you get to see some weird looking people that are dressed like fucking crazily.

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Like it was just a Walmart experience. Like a Walmart man.

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You get to go in there and you see the golf couple in there where they look like they've been out for vampires and stuff.

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I had a friend of mine who works at Walmart. He's like higher management now.

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But back when he was a stalker at night, right, because he stalked overnight, he had a guy come in who was who reeked so bad that he started

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a gagging as you get like, you know, where the toothpaste is.

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I've been around been around a Walmart worker like that. He couldn't like go near him.

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Yeah, that sucks. Yep. Nice word is sluck. Is what? Sluck. Sluck. Yeah.

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To suck, lick and fuck someone at the same time. Sounds like fun. Sounds like fun.

476
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:25,960
Actually, that's an easy way to do it because as you're banging her, right, you can sluck on her nipple and lick on the or suck on her areola and lick on her nipple at the same time.

477
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,960
They enjoy that. I think I don't know shit about women anymore.

478
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:33,960
Apparently, no, I don't even know what sluck is no more. I don't know what anything anymore.

479
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:36,960
Now, this is some weird thing you've never even heard of.

480
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:41,960
This was called Fuck Boy and it just says, Hi, my name is Toby.

481
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:45,960
The one that says Toby is a fuck boy.

482
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:53,960
That's when his herogasm basically is when when you stage saving someone's life under the tent that they will have sex with you as a reward.

483
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:57,960
Seems like that's something Spider-Man does all the time.

484
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:01,960
He rarely gets laid. If I'm being honest.

485
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:07,960
I've seen there was a one of those stupid polls that they have on YouTube where it said, whose life would you like to have?

486
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:13,960
If you could, would you rather have like Iron Man, Batman, Spider-Man or the Hulk? Right.

487
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:20,960
And the whole list was everybody wanting Spider-Man's life. It's like, do you all know what kind of shitty has been through his personal life?

488
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:25,960
Truggled a lot. Like, yeah, Tony may have been an alcoholic, but I'll take that over.

489
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:30,960
Like the the mental torture that Spider-Man's had.

490
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:38,960
Next time is DSK. His dick sucking knees.

491
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:43,960
The effect that performing he spelled fellatio wrong, by the way, he's like fellatio fellatio.

492
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:49,960
On the person has on the performers knees, the knees tend to develop irritation from kneeling for an extended period of time.

493
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:55,960
You know, you sit down, right? Crisscross apples.

494
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:58,960
It's gonna be a while.

495
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:06,960
Next one is Chukaka. It's Chewbacca's gay brother.

496
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:11,960
This one is your mom is a your mom is like a taxi and he did well. Your mom is like a taxi.

497
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:14,960
Do you know why? Because I write her all day. That's right.

498
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,960
All right. Whatever. Everybody has to pay the fare.

499
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:19,960
You gotta pay that fee.

500
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:27,960
Next one is a word that seems so offensive, but it's called Dami Mommy.

501
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:30,960
Now, these are your fetishes coming out here. You want a Dami Mommy?

502
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:36,960
Not really. A gentle dominant woman, a woman who will hold you until you come.

503
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:39,960
A woman that will spoon you when you're cold and kiss your neck to make you a shiver.

504
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:47,960
A woman that will love you for who you are while saying having wonderful quality of dominance that a subby male craves. Subby male.

505
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:52,960
A woman that will let you have her tits as a willow.

506
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,960
Sounds like fun, I guess.

507
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:58,960
A woman that will wrap you in her thighs or sit on your face and make you feel loved and wanted.

508
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:01,960
A perfect woman.

509
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:07,960
Last one is Buckle Bunny. You ever heard of that one? It's a female groupie or rodeo catboys.

510
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:09,960
Yeah, that sounds about right.

511
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:14,960
I want to see if I can become the fastest gun in the West.

512
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:23,960
Like, I feel like I gotta like, if I have a weighted gun, right, that weighs twice what my regular gun was, I just quick draw that some bitch.

513
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:27,960
You have to, it's not only being a quick draw, right, but also accurate aim.

514
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:28,960
Yes.

515
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,960
The minute that gun comes out, you gotta hit that bulls eye, boom.

516
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:36,960
What was that one lady's name that was part of the Wild West with Wild Bill and all them?

517
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:37,960
Annie Oakley.

518
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:40,960
Yeah, where she could shoot a silver dollar out of the air.

519
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:41,960
Allegedly.

520
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:45,960
No, she really could. I mean, there's like actual accounts of it, so.

521
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,960
I mean, you can only give so much credence, but.

522
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,960
And it has a lot.

523
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:54,960
If I remember right, I think Mythbusters did it at like a, they tried to see if they could do it.

524
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:57,960
You can do it. Just saying, easy.

525
00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:59,960
But they had a quick draw guy that could do it.

526
00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:03,960
Yeah. Be fun though to be a quick draw guy.

527
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:08,960
I guess it's due to our American like upbringing, cause like it just, the whole cowboy aesthetic is so

528
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:10,960
ingrained in our society.

529
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:11,960
Yeah.

530
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,960
Just being able to shoot a gun like for the quickest draw, bam, put that bitch back.

531
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:19,960
You know what's really funny is, do you know how long the Wild West actually was?

532
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:20,960
Probably like 40 years.

533
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:21,960
30, that's it.

534
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:23,960
Not even that long. Not even that long.

535
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:28,960
It's got so much iconography behind it and everything, but it wasn't even that long of a time period.

536
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:32,960
He's been shooting a lot of guns out.

537
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:34,960
But watch it too much.

538
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:36,960
The movie that really, well, it wasn't a movie.

539
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:44,960
It was Red Dead Redemption 2 that really brought the cowboy aesthetic as a real interest to me.

540
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:46,960
No, it was your Mexican heritage.

541
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:47,960
Not really.

542
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:52,960
Every Mexican I know on the South Side has a pair of cowboy boots and a cowboy hat.

543
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:53,960
Yeah, but none of them are.

544
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:54,960
And they shoot guns on the birthday, so.

545
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,960
Ain't none of them me.

546
00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:04,960
I can't be this fucking just like I just drip with Chattismo.

547
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:05,960
Chattismo.

548
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:06,960
Chattismo.

549
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:07,960
Chattismo.

550
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:14,960
It's the chorizo coming out of your boar.

551
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:15,960
You just drip with it.

552
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:16,960
She goes shooting someday.

553
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:18,960
Just be blasting guns all day.

554
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:20,960
Yeah, we need to.

555
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:22,960
There's a range not too far from your house.

556
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:23,960
Cool.

557
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:28,960
Well, that's it for Urban Dictionary.

558
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,960
That's it for Urban Dictionary?

559
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:34,960
No, I bet it was a down kick today.

560
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:36,960
I am exhausted.

561
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:37,960
We are streaming.

562
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:38,960
We are recording late.

563
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:40,960
I worked all day.

564
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:42,960
I fuck all night.

565
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:46,960
Hey, we work long hours, okay?

566
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:49,960
He works at a different business than I do, but.

567
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:50,960
One of them, William.

568
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:51,960
William de Marriott.

569
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:52,960
Yeah.

570
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:56,960
I mean, too many people.

571
00:30:56,960 --> 00:31:01,960
All right, moving on to our breakdown for the week, we have Akame Gakiel.

572
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:03,960
Ever heard of this one?

573
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:04,960
Yeah.

574
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,960
It's all the chick with the superpowers.

575
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:08,960
Well, someway, yeah.

576
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:09,960
Sounds familiar, yeah.

577
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:11,960
Yeah, let's call the chick though.

578
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:12,960
Akame.

579
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:14,960
Like black hair, right?

580
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,960
Yeah, and no sub.

581
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:21,960
All right, so episode one is called Kill the Darkness.

582
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:23,960
I do that every day.

583
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:25,960
The darkness in your soul.

584
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:26,960
Yeah, I have to.

585
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:32,960
A cost of battle between good and evil in my personal being.

586
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:40,960
So a swordsman named Tatsumi travels to the capital in hopes of raising money for his impoverished village.

587
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:45,960
After he is robbed by a blonde girl in a tavern, damn, he is forced to flee from the streets.

588
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:50,960
But he is soon invited by a rich girl named Aria to stay at her manor.

589
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:59,960
While waiting for his friends or his best friends, Sayo and Iyusa, sorry, how do I pronounce that?

590
00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:01,960
Iyusu?

591
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:07,960
Yeah, you only see the name once or twice in the anime, so it's not like it's a recurring character.

592
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:10,960
But he's waiting on them to arrive to the capital as well.

593
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:14,960
Tatsumi learns of Night Raid, a group of assassins known to attack at night.

594
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:17,960
Hence the name Night Raid.

595
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:22,960
Come nightfall, Night Raid appears at the manor and kills Aria's guards and parents.

596
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:27,960
During this time, Tatsumi shields Aria while facing off against Night Raid's member Akame.

597
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:32,960
Only to be interrupted by Night Raid member Leone, the blonde girl from the tavern.

598
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:38,960
Leone reveals to Tatsumi that Aria and her parents have tortured several people from the countryside,

599
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:42,960
including his friends, with Sayo already dead.

600
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:43,960
Damn.

601
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:46,960
Tatsumi kills Aria without hesitation or mercy.

602
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:49,960
The girl that he was just protecting, he just kills her.

603
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,960
Just before his other friend dies.

604
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:53,960
Eat.

605
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:57,960
So Leone invites Tatsumi to join Night Raid against his will.

606
00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:00,960
It's like, you know what, you killed the girl that we were supposed to kill, so.

607
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:02,960
Wait, why'd he kill her?

608
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:04,960
Because she killed his friends.

609
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:05,960
Ah, okay, okay.

610
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:08,960
Locked in this like, like other building.

611
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:09,960
Well damn, that was quick.

612
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:11,960
With torture and shit like that.

613
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:13,960
So yeah.

614
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,960
Episode 2 is called Kill the Authority.

615
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:17,960
So Leone...

616
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:18,960
Eyes up!

617
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:23,960
So Leone takes Tatsumi to the hideout of the Night Raid and introduces him to the other members,

618
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:26,960
all of whom Tatsumi views as freaks.

619
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:30,960
He's like, he's like, he's like, fucking freaks.

620
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:35,960
Night Raid leader Naginda convinces Tatsumi to join Night Raid.

621
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,960
Since it is their mission to open a shitty superhero team,

622
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:40,960
like part of Night Raid,

623
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:42,960
driving other superheroes,

624
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:43,960
well, assassins.

625
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:47,960
Like the fucking B-Team of a superhero.

626
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:50,960
Justice League International.

627
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:52,960
I thought that was a horrible series.

628
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:54,960
It just, like we're the Wonder Woman in that even?

629
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:56,960
Oh my god, do you remember that?

630
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:58,960
No, I don't remember a little about it.

631
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:03,960
It's like the B-Team, wasn't like a Justice League tax force that was like, always on secret missions?

632
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:04,960
Yeah.

633
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:09,960
And there was like a guy that was like, always like, he used to be a bad guy, but he became a good guy.

634
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:12,960
So there was a few of those.

635
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:13,960
Like Major Disaster or something, I forgot what he's called.

636
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:14,960
Oh yeah, yeah.

637
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:19,960
Where he, I think he really was a Major in the Army or something like that, yeah.

638
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:20,960
Oh.

639
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:26,960
DC has done some things, but nothing can be as bad as the New 52.

640
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:31,960
So I'll always consider that to be the worst thing ever to happen.

641
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:36,960
Alright, so Naginda assigns Akame to train Tatsumi,

642
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:39,960
as Tatsumi ends up merely cooking and fishing the entire time.

643
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:40,960
So they fought?

644
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:47,960
Tatsumi is later given the assignment to assassinate the corrupt captain of the Imperial Police named Ogre,

645
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,960
while often framed innocent people as criminals.

646
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:53,960
Who often framed innocent people as criminals?

647
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:57,960
At night, Tatsumi finds Ogre in the streets, where they draw swords on each other.

648
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:03,960
Where Ogre becomes arrogant, Tatsumi kills Ogre with the slash of one, one slash from his sword.

649
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:09,960
As Akake Tatsumi reports back to the hideout, Akame does a strip search of him, making sure he is not wounded.

650
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:11,960
She's looking just about home.

651
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:14,960
I gotta strip search everything.

652
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:16,960
Strip search about here.

653
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:21,960
Since he has survived thus far, she accepts him as a member of Night Raid at this point.

654
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,960
Episode 3, Kill Your Carers

655
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:30,960
So Naginda dispatches Night Raid to take down eight tribal assassins trying to invade the hideout.

656
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:34,960
The next morning, Tatsumi is assigned to train the Night Raid member, Mine.

657
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:42,960
While roaming the streets, Tatsumi becomes frustrated because he is mainly shopping around town with Mine for some clothes the entire time.

658
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:43,960
Huh.

659
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:45,960
So they spend the entire time just shopping for clothes.

660
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:46,960
Just fill her up a sec.

661
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:53,960
Later on, they witness the Prime Minister Honest ordering the execution of a man who thought that...

662
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:57,960
who saw through Minister Honest's true colors.

663
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:00,960
The tyrannical de facto ruler of the Empire.

664
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:09,960
Later on, Naginda sends Night Raid on a mission to assassinate Yoko, a distant blood relative of Prime Minister Honest of the Empire.

665
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:13,960
Yoko is responsible for kidnapping women, women and abusing them to death.

666
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:21,960
At the mansion, Tatsumi watches as Mine uses her Imperial Arms Pumpkin, a powerful rifle gun...

667
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:24,960
to snipe Yoko to death.

668
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:25,960
Jesus.

669
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:29,960
I'm gonna snipe him to death. You know I'm not snipping an angel.

670
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:33,960
Despite Yoko being surrounded by innocent women, he captured.

671
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:41,960
Tatsumi also listens to the story of how Mine was abused in her childhood for her half foreign blood...

672
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:47,960
and ran away to join the Revolutionary Army in hope that no one else would suffer the same discrimination and torture that she had done.

673
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:49,960
What year is this set in?

674
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:52,960
It's a fantasy world. So it's not...

675
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:53,960
Oh.

676
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:55,960
Historical.

677
00:36:55,960 --> 00:37:02,960
The last one of the five bodyguards ambushes Tatsumi and Mine, having escaped from being killed by the rest of the members of Night Raid.

678
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:06,960
Tatsumi restrains the bodyguard, giving Mine the opportunity to snipe.

679
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:11,960
However, Tatsumi is upset that Mine grazed his hair whenever with her shot.

680
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:12,960
It's like...

681
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:13,960
Fucking hair.

682
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:15,960
Beautiful hair. Luscious locks.

683
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:23,960
Because he's like that main character of like... where he's got the kind of hair like Yu-Gi-Oh! would have or something.

684
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:24,960
He's not colored or anything.

685
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:25,960
He's got the way ass fucking hair.

686
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:28,960
They just have a certain style of their hair.

687
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:30,960
She fucked it up.

688
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:34,960
Episode 4 is called Kill the Imperial Arms User.

689
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:42,960
So the members of the Night Raid discuss about their next target, the infamous Zankuu, a former executioner who became addicted to beheading several victims at night.

690
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:43,960
Eesh.

691
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:47,960
Naginde explains to Tatsumi about the origin of the Imperial Arms.

692
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:53,960
Powerful relics that are wielded of each of the members of Night Raid all currently possess one.

693
00:37:53,960 --> 00:38:00,960
The Imperial Arms are so lethal that if two wielders choose to duel, one of them will ultimately perish no matter what happens.

694
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:02,960
D-d-d-d-duel.

695
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:04,960
Eeeeww.

696
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:08,960
In the streets, Tatsumi and Akame pair up and find Zankuu.

697
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:12,960
Tatsumi is led away by an illusion of Sayo, one of his friends that died.

698
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:20,960
Soon falling into a trap set by Zankuu who uses his Imperial Arms Spectator, a headpiece that grants precognition to predict every attack.

699
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:21,960
Damn.

700
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:22,960
Tch.

701
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:28,960
Akame finds Tatsumi whenever he becomes wounded and takes his place to battle Zankuu alone.

702
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:33,960
Zankuu tries to trick Akame by creating the illusion of Akame's younger sister, Kurome.

703
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:41,960
Akame quickly destroys the illusion and then kills Zankuu, using her Imperial Arms Murosami, a sword with a poisonous blade.

704
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:47,960
He, uh, rests in peace, uh, now that he is no longer driven mad by the voices of the executed victims.

705
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:49,960
Damn.

706
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:54,960
So her, uh, her relic is a sword. A poisonous bladed sword.

707
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:56,960
Episode 5 is called Kill the Dream.

708
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:58,960
So we've already killed the Imperial Army.

709
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:00,960
Apparently.

710
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,960
That's how every title starts to kill.

711
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:06,960
Kill the Dream is the title of this for episode 5.

712
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:11,960
Tatsumi is surprised that he will be training under Night Raid member, Shile, for the day.

713
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:21,960
After Tatsumi learns how to swim while in a suit of armor, Shile mentions her inability to do various chores, which explains her clumsiness.

714
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:29,960
Shile first discovered her abilities as an assassin whenever she rescued her best friend by killing her best friend's ex-boyfriend.

715
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:31,960
Aye, sir.

716
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:37,960
But later Tatsumi tries on Zankuu's recovered spectator, but it rejects him whenever he attempts to activate it.

717
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:39,960
Because they kind of have a mind of their own.

718
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:41,960
The, the relics do.

719
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:48,960
Uh, the top priority of Night Raid is to collect every Imperial Arms known in existence, which are all documented in a book.

720
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:53,960
However, Tatsumi is upset upon learning that none are capable of resurrecting the deceased.

721
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:58,960
The next day, Tatsumi becomes separated from Leon while patrolling the marketplace.

722
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:03,960
He is aided back to the marketplace by Sir U, Ubiquitous of the Imperial Police.

723
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:04,960
Ubiquitous?

724
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:05,960
Yes.

725
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:14,960
Who possess the Imperial Arms, uh, uh, what's that word that you said you wouldn't know how to pronounce if you said, if you seen it?

726
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:16,960
Hecatocles or whatever it is?

727
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:18,960
Oh, Hecatonchores.

728
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:19,960
Yeah, that's the name of it.

729
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:20,960
It is?

730
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,960
Hecatonchore.

731
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:23,960
Hmm, interesting.

732
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:33,960
A dog-like, uh, pet named Kuru. Uh, when she runs off, Sir U intends to seek to kill all of the Night Raid for the death of her mentor revealed to be Ogre.

733
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:37,960
Episode 6, Kill the Absolute Justice.

734
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:45,960
Tatsumi and Leon infiltrate a temple to assassinate the gang of dreaded smugglers who have incapacitated and drugged a large group of women.

735
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:52,960
Leon uses her Imperial Arms, uh, Lionel, a belt which gives her feline-like abilities to take out the gang.

736
00:40:52,960 --> 00:41:00,960
Meanwhile, Mine and Shilei are ambushed by Sir U, in which her Kuro can regenerate and increase in size.

737
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:14,960
While Mine uses Pumpkin, this big-ass rifle that she named Pumpkin, to attack Kuro, Shilei uses her Imperial Arms, uh, X-Tace, a pair of giant scissors to chop off Sir U's arms.

738
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:18,960
So that's her Imperial Arms, a giant pair of scissors.

739
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:20,960
It's an odd choice.

740
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:28,960
Although it is revealed that Sir U was concealing guns inside of her arms, Shilei deflects the gunshot and slices off the guns.

741
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:32,960
Kuro goes berserk, grabbing Mine and nearly crushing her to death.

742
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:36,960
So it's basically a fight scene at this point.

743
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:42,960
Uh, when Shilei rescues Mine, Sir U fires a shot from a gun concealed in her mouth.

744
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:43,960
Shilei.

745
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:45,960
Gross as packing everywhere, huh?

746
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:47,960
This bitch has guns everywhere.

747
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:50,960
She bends over and her fucking candy comes out her ass.

748
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:52,960
It wouldn't be surprising.

749
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:55,960
Mine watches in horror as Kuro bites Shilei in half.

750
00:41:55,960 --> 00:42:06,960
Shilei is able to use X-Tace to emit a blinding light as her trump card, allowing Mine to flee as Shilei is, uh, is killed after being devoured by Kuro.

751
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:13,960
As it rains, the other members of Night Raid are in shock whenever Mine informs them of the death of Shilei.

752
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:17,960
Episode 7. So one of the Night Raid members have died at this point.

753
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:18,960
Damn.

754
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:19,960
Episode 7.

755
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:20,960
Such good people.

756
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:21,960
Sure.

757
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:25,960
Episode 7 is called, uh, Kill the Three.

758
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:34,960
Alright, so the Emperor of the Empire orders General Ezdeth of the Empire to hunt down Night Raid in exchange for a marital suitor.

759
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:42,960
Tatsumi, assuming that Akame is calm and composed ever since the death of Shilei, is surprised that Akame has been utterly devastated.

760
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:45,960
Which gives him the ambition of protecting her and staying alive.

761
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:51,960
Ezdeth dispatches the three beasts, uh, Daedara, Nyao, and Liver.

762
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:52,960
Nyao.

763
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:53,960
N-Y-A-U.

764
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:54,960
Nyao.

765
00:42:54,960 --> 00:43:05,960
An elite group of Imperial arms users to take out Prime Minister Chori and his daughter Spear from the Northern Tribe, who were political rivals against Honest.

766
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:10,960
The three beasts then spread flyers to frame Night Raid for the murders.

767
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:18,960
Nagenda sends Tatsumi and Night Raid member Bula- uh, Bulat aboard a massive luxury liner.

768
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:24,960
There, uh, Nyao uses her Imperial- Nyao.

769
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:31,960
Her Imperial arms scream, a flute that weakens those who hear its melody, but Tatsumi resists its sound.

770
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:42,960
Tatsumi is then confronted by, uh, Daedara, who uses his Imperial arms, Belvarch, an axe that splits into two blades.

771
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:49,960
Balut, uh, or, uh, Bula-

772
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:50,960
Bula-

773
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:51,960
Bula-

774
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:52,960
Bula-

775
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:53,960
Bula-

776
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:57,960
He's the guy that has one of those, uh, those, like, spiral hair things that come out at the front that they were-

777
00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:58,960
Little Shae, yeah.

778
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:02,960
They- they try to give, like, the gangster type, Kyr- yeah.

779
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:11,960
So Bula- intervenes and uses his Imperial arms, uh, and Kyr-sio, a sealed white sword that releases, uh, into a suit of armor.

780
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:14,960
It's all like a fucking Harry Potter spell, like, Kyr-sio!

781
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:22,960
To kill Daedara, Bula- recognizes Liver as a formal general of the Imperial police.

782
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,960
Episode 8, Kill the Three, Part 2.

783
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:35,960
Liver uses his Imperial arms, Black Marine, a ring that controls any form of liquid in which Bula- has the disadvantage due to being surrounded by an ocean.

784
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:38,960
Cause they're on a- on a cruise liner base.

785
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:39,960
I hope.

786
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:42,960
Meanwhile, Tatsumi fights against Nyao.

787
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:43,960
Nyao?

788
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:44,960
That was very quick.

789
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:45,960
I'm gonna find you now?

790
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:47,960
I'm gonna fight Nyao.

791
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:48,960
Nyao?

792
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:52,960
But you'd rather fight somebody now, and I'll fight someone now.

793
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:54,960
I gotta fight Nyao now!

794
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:56,960
It was very quick on his feet.

795
00:44:56,960 --> 00:45:02,960
Liver unleashes a special attack which causes Bulaat and Liver's Imperial arms to wear out due to critical damage.

796
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:09,960
After Bulaat turns down Liver's offer to join Esdeth's army, Bulaat and Liver engage in a sword fight to the finish.

797
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:18,960
Bulaat manages to mortally wound Liver, who dies after revealing that he joined Esdeth because of his respect and admiration for her.

798
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:33,960
Bulaat realizes that Liver injected poison into his blood as a last resort, in which Liver manipulated his spilled blood to pierce through Bulaat, since this person could use, like, control liquids.

799
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:40,960
So they po- they- they po- Liver poisoned Bulaat's blood, basically.

800
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:50,960
As Nyao used to scream to bulk up his body, Bulaat entrusts Incursio to Tatsumi, who successfully activates it and manages to kill Nyao.

801
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:52,960
He kills Nyao.

802
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:53,960
Damn.

803
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:54,960
Bulaat-

804
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:55,960
He's my favorite character.

805
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:59,960
Bulaat succumbs to his wounds soon after, and Tatsumi sorrowfully mourns.

806
00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:03,960
What was really funny is Bulaat had a, uh, crush on Tatsumi.

807
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:08,960
He pr- he was constantly trying to be around it.

808
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:09,960
How you doing, girl?

809
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:11,960
Even though they're both dudes.

810
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:13,960
How you doing, bro?

811
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:20,960
Alright, so episode 9 is called Kill the Last for Co- uh, Kill the Lust for Combat.

812
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:31,960
So, as Mine has her arm fully recovered, she sees Tatsumi and the Night Raid member Lubbock doing pushups with Akame and Lyon, literally on their backs.

813
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:32,960
Maginda assigns-

814
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:34,960
They do a pushup on their back.

815
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:37,960
With Akame and Lyon, they're on their back.

816
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:38,960
Oh, on their back, okay.

817
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:42,960
Yeah, but they're not just on their backs figuratively, they're on their backs.

818
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:44,960
Literally.

819
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:49,960
Maginda assigns Akame as temporary leader before planning to leave to recruit new members.

820
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:51,960
Meanwhile, the Jaegers-

821
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:53,960
Wave, Kurama-

822
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:54,960
Uh, uh, uh, like-

823
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:55,960
Jaegun?

824
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:57,960
Buh.

825
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:00,960
Wave, Kurame, Sarayu, Dr. Stylish-

826
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:02,960
Run and Boles.

827
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:05,960
Dr. Stylish has the best name of the group.

828
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:13,960
Assemble and Ezdeth brutally introduces herself as a leader of the group, whose mission is to hunt down the enemies of the Empire.

829
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:24,960
Lubbock invites Tatsumi and Lyon into his library, where he explains that Maginda was disgusted with Ezdeth's excessive cruelty against the Southwestern Tribal Army many years ago.

830
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:28,960
Ezdeth sponsors a tournament, secretively to find her marital suitor.

831
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:32,960
Tatsumi enters the tournament under the guise of a blacksmith.

832
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:37,960
Tatsumi flawlessly kills a bullheaded opponent in the arena and wins the tournament.

833
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:39,960
Ezdeth suddenly becomes infatuated with his power-

834
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:40,960
Uh, problem.

835
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:41,960
All is victory.

836
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:42,960
Yeah.

837
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:46,960
As she approaches him, she shackles him and takes him inside the palace.

838
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:48,960
Doesn't speak, will ask to have-

839
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:50,960
Akame, Lyon, Maginda, Lubbock-

840
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:53,960
Screams could be heard throughout the court.

841
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:54,960
Just the-

842
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:57,960
That's all you hear?

843
00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:03,960
Uh, Maginda and Lubbock learn about this and discuss whether or not they should rescue Tatsumi.

844
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:07,960
Ezdeth and the Jaegers raid and destroy the fortress of bandits, and Tatsumi is forced to watch.

845
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:09,960
Later-

846
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:13,960
I don't know, I don't know, I'm forced to watch.

847
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:14,960
Is that an off to me?

848
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:15,960
Yeah.

849
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:24,960
Later, as Ez- as Ezdeth tries to get intimate with Tatsumi in her bedroom, Tatsumi resists temptation and tries to convince her to join his side.

850
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:25,960
Well-

851
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:26,960
However, she slaps him.

852
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:29,960
I bless you, man, when I've slapped this cock clean.

853
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:34,960
She will never change for him, despite his debate that the Empire is corrupt.

854
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:45,960
The next day, Ezdeth assigns Tatsumi and Wave to the western part of the mountains, tasking them to take a group of tree- to take out a group of tree beasts.

855
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:55,960
Although Tatsumi uses Incursio to escape into the forest, Wave uses his Imperial arm's Grand Shariat, a sealed-like sword that releases into a suit of armor to follow Tatsumi.

856
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:57,960
Releasing into a suit of armor?

857
00:48:57,960 --> 00:48:59,960
Jesus.

858
00:48:59,960 --> 00:49:04,960
After Tatsumi manages to swiftly run away, he encounters a Jack-o-Leo.

859
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:09,960
A Jack-o-Leo? What the hell's a Jack-o-Leo? Is that a jaguar with corn horns or what?

860
00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:10,960
Monster.

861
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:11,960
Huh.

862
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:18,960
Akame kills the Jack-o-Leo, while Lubbock takes Tatsumi and Akame back into the mountains.

863
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:23,960
At the palace, Ezdeth punishes Wave brick by brick for allowing Tatsumi to-

864
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:25,960
I'll build that ship brick by brick.

865
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:29,960
Yet Ezdeth is still determined to get Tatsumi back.

866
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:34,960
At the library, Tatsumi tells Akame, Leon, Mayan, and Lubbock about Ezdeth and the Yeagers.

867
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:37,960
So he's given them all the information at this point.

868
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:40,960
Episode 11 is called Kill the Mad Scientists.

869
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:43,960
Dr. Stylish and Team Stylish-

870
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:45,960
My favorite character.

871
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:47,960
And Team Stylish-

872
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:49,960
Team Stylish-

873
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:51,960
He has to have a team.

874
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:53,960
I thought she looked so fabulous.

875
00:49:53,960 --> 00:50:00,960
Hana, Kaku, Mei, Mimi, Tobi, and Truma find the attack and hideout of Nihraed.

876
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:02,960
Tatsumi struggles to fight Kaku-

877
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:07,960
No. He doesn't struggle to fight Kaku.

878
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:11,960
I struggle every day to fight Kaku.

879
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:15,960
Who is in possession of Shilei's X-Tays, the scissors.

880
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:18,960
But Mind steps in and uses Pumpkin to blast him down.

881
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:23,960
Meanwhile, Akame battles Tobi, whose mechanical body is equipped with guns and swords.

882
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:29,960
Lubbock uses his Imperial Arms Cross Tail, a reel of strings that can be manipulated-

883
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:31,960
I turned into a pseudonym arm.

884
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:33,960
That's what he does.

885
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:36,960
To form a spear and stab Tobi in the chest.

886
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:39,960
Truma tries to attack Mind from behind.

887
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:42,960
It's the only way you can play Dark Souls.

888
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:44,960
You can get behind him.

889
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:48,960
But Leon intercepts with a surprise attack and kills him with a single blow.

890
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:53,960
Dr. Stylish's foot soldiers surround Tatsumi, Akame, Leon, Mind, and Lubbock.

891
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:59,960
And all but Tatsumi are afflicted by Dr. Stylish's paralytic poison injected into the foot soldiers.

892
00:50:59,960 --> 00:51:01,960
Paralytic.

893
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:02,960
Yeah.

894
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:08,960
Nijinda rides on an air manta and dispatches Susanoo.

895
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:11,960
Not Naruto's Sanoo either.

896
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:14,960
I'm so confused with all these names.

897
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:15,960
Lots of motherfuckers.

898
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:16,960
Amazing.

899
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:18,960
Yeah, well, I don't know what the fuck's going on.

900
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:20,960
Who easily defeats the foot soldiers.

901
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:22,960
Soon, Dr. Stylish-

902
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:28,960
Soon after, Dr. Stylish injects himself with a vial that transforms him into a danger beast.

903
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:29,960
A gigantic beast basically.

904
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:30,960
A danger beast as opposed to what?

905
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:32,960
A non-danger beast?

906
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:33,960
A few.

907
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:37,960
And he consumes Hana, Mi, and Mimi to become even stronger.

908
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:45,960
After Susanoo is unable to attack, Tatsumi, Akame, and Mind work together to kill Dr. Stylish's human body inside of the danger beast.

909
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:47,960
Oh, Dr. Stylish, you have a fair character.

910
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:55,960
And the last episode that we'll cover today, because there's 24 episodes total, episode 12 is Kill the Newcomers.

911
00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:57,960
What happened to Dr. Stylish?

912
00:51:57,960 --> 00:51:59,960
He's dead.

913
00:51:59,960 --> 00:52:02,960
Dr. Stylish wasn't Stylish enough.

914
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:03,960
Damn.

915
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:08,960
So Tatsumi, Akame, Leon, Mind, and Lubbock are introduced to Chelsea and Susanoo.

916
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:13,960
Nijinda's newest recruit and a humanoid Imperial Arms.

917
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:19,960
Meanwhile, Ezdev Comforts serve you over the death of Dr. Stylish.

918
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:21,960
He's my favorite character.

919
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:26,960
Tatsumi and Leon take out a horde of marked dons in the forest.

920
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:28,960
Marked dons?

921
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:29,960
Marked dons?

922
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:30,960
Cocks would like tattoos?

923
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:33,960
Marked dons?

924
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:35,960
Marked dons?

925
00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:38,960
Chelsea uses her Imperial Arms Gaia Foundation.

926
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:41,960
It turns into a marver.

927
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:48,960
A cosmetic box that allows her to take on any appearance to change into a cat and steal cake from Mind.

928
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:52,960
A cat can turn into a suit of armor.

929
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:59,960
Chelsea later berates Night Raid for being incompetent, mentioning the deaths of Sheelei and Bulat.

930
00:52:59,960 --> 00:53:05,960
Mind convinces Tatsumi and Lubbock to teach Chelsea a lesson for what she has said about them.

931
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:09,960
Lubbock tells Tatsumi to sneak up on Chelsea while she is bathing in the hot springs bath.

932
00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:10,960
Don't do that.

933
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:17,960
It turns out that Chelsea uses Gaia Foundation to take on the appearance of Susanoo to confuse Tatsumi at first.

934
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:26,960
She reveals to be the only survivor of her former team that was massacred in the past, hence why she berated Night Raid in the first place.

935
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:30,960
Not because she hates them, but because she wants them to do better and not die.

936
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:37,960
Elsewhere, Ez death is told by Run, another character, about a list of lookalikes of Tatsumi.

937
00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:41,960
But she declares that there is only one Tatsumi whom she loves.

938
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:44,960
She still laughs.

939
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:46,960
She wants little bro's dick that bad.

940
00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:48,960
Thirsty girl.

941
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:54,960
She's like, nobody else is good enough. It must be Tatsumi.

942
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:56,960
Ah, sound questionable thirst.

943
00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:58,960
We'll cover the larger.

944
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:00,960
She's like a spin-off for Dr. Sty...

945
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:03,960
Who is Dr. Stylus?

946
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:05,960
Who is Dr. Stylus doing Dr. Stylus stuff?

947
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:08,960
It's the only Dr. Stylus can do.

948
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:13,960
I'm surprised Oda hasn't made a spin-off of what's his name from One Piece.

949
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:18,960
Uh...Vagapunk? Isn't that his name?

950
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:19,960
Vagapunk?

951
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:20,960
Yeah.

952
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:22,960
It's surprising that they haven't made a spin-off for that.

953
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:24,960
I doubt they will.

954
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:26,960
There's already fucking 60,000 episodes.

955
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:28,960
It just keeps going.

956
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:31,960
He just ain't got time. He doesn't have the time anymore.

957
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:34,960
He's probably like...he is probably...

958
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:36,960
Let me get a little bit offensive here.

959
00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:39,960
He's probably rock hard to get to that finale.

960
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:44,960
Imagine you have something in your head that only you know about for 20-something years.

961
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:46,960
He's been edging for a long time.

962
00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:52,960
He is fucking rock. So he just wants to get the fucking burst all over the planet.

963
00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:54,960
Ha ha ha ha.

964
00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:58,960
Man, those fucking next few panels of...

965
00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:02,960
When those fucking chapters come out and we find out what the One Piece really is...

966
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:04,960
It's gonna crash the fucking internet.

967
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:06,960
Yeah. Yeah, it really will.

968
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:08,960
Like the fucking One Piece.

969
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:12,960
Well look, in Naruto they killed off Kurama.

970
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:13,960
Did you see that?

971
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:14,960
I don't know who that is.

972
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:15,960
The fox.

973
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:16,960
Oh, they did?

974
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:17,960
Yeah, he's dead.

975
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:18,960
Motherfucker.

976
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:19,960
Yeah?

977
00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:20,960
It's my favorite character.

978
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:21,960
Kurama.

979
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:23,960
Yeah, every character's favorite character.

980
00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:25,960
Yeah, you noticed that huh?

981
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:27,960
I noticed a long time ago, yeah.

982
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:31,960
Well, I guess we'll find out what the One Piece really is.

983
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:33,960
Hopefully in our lifetime.

984
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:35,960
Just don't hold your breath.

985
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:39,960
Your skeleton's still gonna be holding his breath waiting for Oda.

986
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:42,960
But yeah, we'll finish the other half of it next week.

987
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:43,960
Yeah.

988
00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:44,960
Cool.

989
00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:47,960
Alright, moving on to Reddit Insanity for this week.

990
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:48,960
Got a few?

991
00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:50,960
My nose is hurting, but...

992
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:52,960
Mr. Reddit Insanity's nose is fucked up.

993
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:55,960
Got any allergies?

994
00:55:55,960 --> 00:55:57,960
By time of the year, spring.

995
00:55:57,960 --> 00:55:58,960
Yeah.

996
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:02,960
Alrighty, first one is by Nebula Vagabonds.

997
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:04,960
So tell us what...

998
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:06,960
If you don't want to whisper, I'll crack my best to you.

999
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:10,960
I can get my breath out.

1000
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:11,960
Alright, this person fits.

1001
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:13,960
Take my boyfriend.

1002
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:16,960
Ha ha ha ha.

1003
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:19,960
Took my boyfriend out to eat at the InsaneRat...

1004
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:21,960
At this insane restaurant with a view.

1005
00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:23,960
Candlelight, and a $90 steak.

1006
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:24,960
$90 steak?

1007
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:27,960
That bitch better be the whole fucking thing.

1008
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:31,960
My plan was to sweep him off of his feet, so that I might get lucky for once.

1009
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:34,960
Yes, I do go above and beyond just to get him in the mood.

1010
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:35,960
Yeah, what is it?

1011
00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:37,960
Well, wait, whaa?

1012
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:40,960
This is because the meds he is on are decreasing his sex drive.

1013
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:42,960
Hi, poor man.

1014
00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:46,960
Anyway, I would there's no level of medication. I wouldn't know care what it's for

1015
00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:50,660
This don't dance. I don't take the pills

1016
00:56:58,080 --> 00:57:03,120
So anyway, we would we got when we got home from the restaurant I did indeed get lucky

1017
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:06,940
I made out with him for a while then laid on his stomach and reached for the lube

1018
00:57:06,940 --> 00:57:14,040
But we hadn't had any in ages. So I guess I got too excited because right before going in

1019
00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:19,740
I said something along the lines of I'm about to fuck the demons out of you. Huh? It's a good line

1020
00:57:20,420 --> 00:57:22,060
Next thing I know

1021
00:57:22,060 --> 00:57:25,980
Next thing I know though. My nexus is grown by the noctum d without your pussy

1022
00:57:28,860 --> 00:57:30,860
The next use be outside

1023
00:57:32,300 --> 00:57:33,580
Well

1024
00:57:33,580 --> 00:57:38,500
Next thing I know next thing I know though. My boyfriend was sitting up on the bed visibly in distress

1025
00:57:38,780 --> 00:57:44,020
This is because he has had paranoid schizophrenia and he hauls around a trauma. That's to explain the pills

1026
00:57:44,900 --> 00:57:48,660
Hauls around the trauma of his super religious parents hammering it in it

1027
00:57:48,780 --> 00:57:52,660
Hammering it into him that he is possessed and trying to exercise him

1028
00:57:52,660 --> 00:57:58,580
I was aware of this but I honestly didn't have his medical condition in mind whenever I said it

1029
00:57:58,580 --> 00:58:02,500
I just said it and then he to the moment needless to say I did not get sex

1030
00:58:02,500 --> 00:58:07,020
which is even more of a bummer because we sort of in a rough patch and

1031
00:58:07,660 --> 00:58:13,740
I have been saving up to even be able to take him to the fancy restaurant. How it just sucks

1032
00:58:13,740 --> 00:58:15,740
Oh, you done fucked it up on that one, didn't you?

1033
00:58:16,740 --> 00:58:18,740
Wonder how the relationship works

1034
00:58:20,740 --> 00:58:23,140
But now what she's the one that goes and pays that one dude

1035
00:58:24,300 --> 00:58:26,300
He's the one that sits there and watches

1036
00:58:26,300 --> 00:58:27,580
That was her

1037
00:58:27,580 --> 00:58:28,580
That was her

1038
00:58:28,580 --> 00:58:29,580
That was her

1039
00:58:29,580 --> 00:58:30,580
Weird

1040
00:58:30,580 --> 00:58:31,580
That'd be weird

1041
00:58:31,580 --> 00:58:36,020
It's just a like never-ending fucking saga these two god damn people

1042
00:58:37,100 --> 00:58:39,100
All right. Next one is by

1043
00:58:40,380 --> 00:58:42,380
Dav t4

1044
00:58:42,740 --> 00:58:48,380
This person puts I live in a rural area with quite a bit of underdeveloped land rural rural

1045
00:58:48,380 --> 00:58:52,260
I can't have that word rural rural. They knew what they were doing when they made that word

1046
00:58:53,180 --> 00:58:55,180
They knew it was gonna be country people saying it

1047
00:58:55,180 --> 00:58:57,180
Rural area

1048
00:58:57,180 --> 00:59:03,100
In the past I've had problems with rattlesnakes, especially this time of the year as their temperature warms

1049
00:59:03,100 --> 00:59:05,100
Thanks. God dang. I'd lose my shit

1050
00:59:06,300 --> 00:59:12,300
As I was driving home last night, I came across a fairly large king snake in the road for those not familiar with king snakes

1051
00:59:12,300 --> 00:59:15,140
They are proficient hunter of other snakes, especially rattlesnakes

1052
00:59:15,660 --> 00:59:20,160
Interesting. Mm-hmm. I have a bucket with a little card and cannibal. Yeah

1053
00:59:20,740 --> 00:59:23,900
Well, not cannibal. They don't need to sell

1054
00:59:24,660 --> 00:59:26,660
because in the sake of steak

1055
00:59:26,660 --> 00:59:33,900
He needs other snakes and still cannibalism. I mean chimps eat monkeys. Have you seen that? Those are apes. Those are monkey

1056
00:59:34,780 --> 00:59:38,300
Sassy different. I could beat any monkey in a fight. I can't beat an ape

1057
00:59:39,260 --> 00:59:41,540
You can't reach a band. It'll guide that way

1058
00:59:42,620 --> 00:59:47,860
They're like you're anything that drives that golf cart. No, you can't beat an ape in a fight. I

1059
00:59:49,020 --> 00:59:53,260
Have a bucket with a lid in the car and gently guided the king snake into it when I got home

1060
00:59:53,260 --> 00:59:58,660
I released him on a portion of the property where we have encountered rattlesnakes in the past and wished it happy hunting

1061
00:59:59,260 --> 01:00:01,260
He's like, okay

1062
01:00:02,380 --> 01:00:06,900
I've been waiting about the road. He goes back home and like the next day he finds the king snakes head

1063
01:00:06,900 --> 01:00:10,980
I like that on this on this porch, right with a warning from the rattlesnakes

1064
01:00:13,380 --> 01:00:18,140
A few hours later my wife and I were grilling and she went out to pull the chicken off the grill

1065
01:00:18,140 --> 01:00:21,020
I hear her scream and the sound of the plate dropping

1066
01:00:21,020 --> 01:00:25,980
She runs back inside yelling that there is a snake on the patio. I tell her that it might be the king snake

1067
01:00:25,980 --> 01:00:28,340
I released earlier. Maybe you never know

1068
01:00:29,740 --> 01:00:33,420
Seriously, you don't think you should tell me whenever you release a snake on our property

1069
01:00:33,980 --> 01:00:37,060
Apparently no, whatever the best apparently no was not the best answer

1070
01:00:39,900 --> 01:00:43,020
Next one is by re six

1071
01:00:43,020 --> 01:00:50,620
Re six or I I I I I I I six

1072
01:00:50,620 --> 01:00:52,620
First of all, it's so angry right now

1073
01:00:55,020 --> 01:01:01,460
First of all, it's my girlfriend and I made Mexican food for dinner tonight and she has a lower spice tolerance than me

1074
01:01:01,460 --> 01:01:06,380
So we made the food a little more mild and I heaped multiple jalapeno slices on my plate later

1075
01:01:06,380 --> 01:01:08,380
jalapeno slices

1076
01:01:08,380 --> 01:01:10,380
jalapeno

1077
01:01:10,380 --> 01:01:15,020
Much later in the night. I'm going down on her. She's having a great time. Then suddenly

1078
01:01:15,020 --> 01:01:16,660
Yeah, we're gonna fucking ruin her vagina

1079
01:01:16,660 --> 01:01:20,100
What's your fucking mouth who is suddenly instead of pulling my head towards her?

1080
01:01:20,100 --> 01:01:23,500
She's putting away saying how many jalapenos do you eat? I think it's burning

1081
01:01:25,140 --> 01:01:30,780
One frantic toothbrush and in two freaked out showers later. She is currently laying spread eagle on the bed with ice

1082
01:01:31,780 --> 01:01:35,900
There for the wrong kind of spicy reasons whispering. I can't believe you burned my vagina

1083
01:01:35,900 --> 01:01:37,900
Oh

1084
01:01:38,660 --> 01:01:39,940
Yes

1085
01:01:39,940 --> 01:01:44,500
But shit happens also. No, don't cut up jalapeno then fucking take a piss

1086
01:01:45,900 --> 01:01:47,900
Wash your hands for you

1087
01:01:48,260 --> 01:01:55,580
This is speaking from experience. No, no, you're very smart. You know, you don't want to touch yourself after never done that now

1088
01:01:56,420 --> 01:01:57,620
Yeah

1089
01:01:57,620 --> 01:01:59,700
All right. Next one is by

1090
01:01:59,700 --> 01:02:05,460
My a Tiberium leader spurs and puts this week

1091
01:02:05,460 --> 01:02:08,460
I'm eating my girlfriend's family and staying with her mom and uncle in the country

1092
01:02:08,740 --> 01:02:14,700
It is also the first time I'm meeting them as my girlfriend and I and I met in a country

1093
01:02:15,540 --> 01:02:21,840
And it met in my country and have been together for approximately 10 months on the first day there

1094
01:02:21,980 --> 01:02:26,660
We landed yesterday late night. I decided to drop the kids in the pool

1095
01:02:26,660 --> 01:02:32,140
My girlfriend was still in bed whenever I went to and her mom was eating breakfast in the living room

1096
01:02:33,020 --> 01:02:37,940
It was big dump and I tried to flush but it wouldn't go down. I decided to try again. I'm still nope

1097
01:02:38,500 --> 01:02:43,500
Damn, in other words in a fucking flush. I won't go down in a fucking house. You don't live in the best start to panic

1098
01:02:44,020 --> 01:02:49,660
Exactly. We all fuck and I wait until the water is fully replenished and press it down at that moment

1099
01:02:49,660 --> 01:02:51,660
I hear my girlfriend and mom talking

1100
01:02:51,660 --> 01:02:57,100
Like though you just like your ear just like every every noise in the house is like your ears is more adaptive hearing

1101
01:02:57,100 --> 01:02:59,100
The most right, you know, I mean, yeah

1102
01:02:59,740 --> 01:03:04,540
Meaning I can't ask my girlfriend or her with help without for help without notifying the mom

1103
01:03:04,540 --> 01:03:09,620
I panic inside her text my girlfriend that I need help, but I hear her phone ring in her bedroom

1104
01:03:09,620 --> 01:03:16,420
I'm gonna do key. Well, yeah, I then decided to go to get get her in a subtle way when her mom went to the kitchen

1105
01:03:16,420 --> 01:03:18,420
She is like god damn

1106
01:03:18,420 --> 01:03:23,140
It and she goes with me to the toilet. She flushes it and still stuck obviously

1107
01:03:24,140 --> 01:03:29,060
She walks away into her shit. So she walks away to her mom at this point

1108
01:03:29,060 --> 01:03:33,860
I realized I should have just been up front immediately as now. It looks like I'm hiding behind my girlfriend

1109
01:03:34,580 --> 01:03:40,860
The mom says it's absolutely no problem and gather supplies to unclog the toilet and goes to get groceries as she was planning

1110
01:03:40,860 --> 01:03:42,140
So do lies

1111
01:03:42,140 --> 01:03:44,140
But shit you need a fucking plug a toilet

1112
01:03:44,140 --> 01:03:49,940
The unclogging doesn't work with this vlog. God dang man. What did you fucking just dump a god dang?

1113
01:03:50,740 --> 01:03:53,540
neighborhood breaker like I did

1114
01:03:54,580 --> 01:03:56,580
Yeah

1115
01:03:57,340 --> 01:04:01,580
So my girlfriend is like I'll call my dad because the uncle is also not home

1116
01:04:01,580 --> 01:04:05,580
He the dad goes in there like he opens up the fucking toilet, right? He's like god damn it

1117
01:04:05,580 --> 01:04:07,580
You know shit like that since now

1118
01:04:07,580 --> 01:04:13,220
Now you need to know that I have never met her dad either he lives in a different country entirely parents are divorced

1119
01:04:13,220 --> 01:04:18,780
How many fucking people living there? I kind of have the we are nations in this house

1120
01:04:19,580 --> 01:04:24,900
So I hear her dad and his girlfriend laugh with my girlfriend over the phone and in their language

1121
01:04:24,900 --> 01:04:28,100
Well, God dang funny. Well, so I'm still working on the toilet

1122
01:04:28,620 --> 01:04:31,260
At that point. I realized I need to laugh with her

1123
01:04:31,260 --> 01:04:34,300
I'm like I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom

1124
01:04:34,300 --> 01:04:38,160
I'm gonna go clean on the toilet at that point. I realized I need to laugh with them or else

1125
01:04:38,160 --> 01:04:41,620
It's just gonna turn awkward. So I introduced myself and tell them that I

1126
01:04:42,500 --> 01:04:47,220
Tell them both and we start to have a good laugh. He tells me that the toilet has never clogged before

1127
01:04:47,860 --> 01:04:49,860
Yeah broke my fucking bathroom

1128
01:04:50,820 --> 01:04:53,100
But advises to cut the turns

1129
01:04:55,460 --> 01:04:57,060
Odd

1130
01:04:57,060 --> 01:05:05,340
Yeah, that's all I do. Unfortunately, it works. Thank God. I flush and clean a every kind of way. He doesn't say he just gets a knife

1131
01:05:05,340 --> 01:05:09,060
for the kitchen gets the bones on and they just fucking a nasty fucking thing I

1132
01:05:10,500 --> 01:05:14,660
Flesh and clean everything with my girlfriend and we laugh in the meantime after everything is clean

1133
01:05:14,660 --> 01:05:21,520
I come to realize that I shit so much on the first day of meeting both her parent that I include that I clogged the toilet

1134
01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:25,700
And I'll be here. We established that already and I'll be hearing this for the rest of my life

1135
01:05:25,700 --> 01:05:29,860
From her her parents uncle and siblings forever known as the big pooper

1136
01:05:30,620 --> 01:05:34,180
Hey, they go to the family holidays, right? They tell all their kids

1137
01:05:35,060 --> 01:05:37,060
You dirty bastards

1138
01:05:37,060 --> 01:05:40,880
He needs to go get a poop knife like that one person had from that story a long time ago

1139
01:05:40,880 --> 01:05:45,860
Yeah, you remember the poof knife story, don't you? Yeah that weird at where he thought you musta musta

1140
01:05:45,860 --> 01:05:47,860
Good. He mistook a

1141
01:05:48,580 --> 01:05:54,100
Specific item in a friend's house to be an also on like also like oh everyone has a food knife in that night down

1142
01:05:54,100 --> 01:05:56,100
Everybody's supposed to have a poop knife or anything

1143
01:05:56,820 --> 01:05:58,460
It's like mmm

1144
01:05:58,460 --> 01:06:03,420
No, I don't know how many horrendous shits your family has to have to incorporate a fucking knife

1145
01:06:04,420 --> 01:06:06,420
bathroom routine

1146
01:06:07,060 --> 01:06:09,580
You don't do that come on Jesus Christ

1147
01:06:11,900 --> 01:06:13,900
Yeah, yeah

1148
01:06:13,940 --> 01:06:19,900
Alrighty and the next one is a a relationship advice post on reddit. We're those

1149
01:06:19,900 --> 01:06:23,820
Please say go I was so good at giving advice to people again. You may have heard this one

1150
01:06:23,820 --> 01:06:28,620
I don't know yet cuz it's been going around recently, but what did you take on Bucca? All right

1151
01:06:29,180 --> 01:06:35,340
So this person pits this might be a long post and it is I can attest to that. It is a long deal is I

1152
01:06:36,060 --> 01:06:38,060
Am at a loss on what I should do. Hello

1153
01:06:40,060 --> 01:06:42,060
Don't worry, I

1154
01:06:42,060 --> 01:06:45,900
I met my husband whenever I was 20 at a gym. I was trying to lose some weight

1155
01:06:45,900 --> 01:06:48,900
He eventually noticed that I was sticking to my New Year's resolution

1156
01:06:48,900 --> 01:06:52,700
Two months later we were dating learn that he was from Indiana

1157
01:06:52,700 --> 01:06:56,420
And he had been stationed in Texas for just over two years at this point

1158
01:06:56,980 --> 01:07:00,180
Eventually, he met my family and my parents instantly liked him

1159
01:07:00,180 --> 01:07:07,780
My two younger sisters took a bit longer to woo over but my older brother and him clashed over sports and loved to trash-talk each other

1160
01:07:07,780 --> 01:07:09,140
so

1161
01:07:09,140 --> 01:07:12,620
All in all my family's family. What I'm kind of fucking her brother

1162
01:07:14,500 --> 01:07:17,940
He was incredibly patient and kept me motivated not to go to the gym

1163
01:07:17,940 --> 01:07:23,740
And kept me motivated not only at the gym but in school as well. He had to work late on his birthday 9 p.m

1164
01:07:24,420 --> 01:07:28,980
So I took him out to Buffalo Wild Wings. How late at all to not particularly know to me

1165
01:07:29,780 --> 01:07:33,300
So I took him out to Buffalo Wild Wings for his birthday and we had a great time

1166
01:07:33,300 --> 01:07:38,220
I had also set up a surprise birthday party for him the next day his actual birthday

1167
01:07:38,740 --> 01:07:41,660
Nothing extravagant, but his two roommates the lady

1168
01:07:41,660 --> 01:07:44,100
I thought that he was dating and the other co-worker of theirs

1169
01:07:44,100 --> 01:07:49,900
Were immediately on board and had told him that they were going on a trip for the weekend

1170
01:07:49,900 --> 01:07:51,900
She'd be the lady. He thought he was dead

1171
01:07:53,020 --> 01:07:57,220
One of the housemates he thought she thought he was dating her yeah

1172
01:07:57,380 --> 01:08:02,220
Yeah, she thought he was dating her whenever they first met that's it. She just kind of breeze do that

1173
01:08:02,620 --> 01:08:05,340
Like no context whatsoever. I was weird. Yeah

1174
01:08:09,100 --> 01:08:13,060
So they told him that they were going on a couple's trip for the weekend, okay, that's what he thinks already

1175
01:08:13,060 --> 01:08:18,340
My family wanted to come and be there for the surprise and cake before heading home and a handful of other friends

1176
01:08:18,340 --> 01:08:24,780
Everything was in place and the plan was that we would hide behind the door and jump on his back and cover his eyes

1177
01:08:25,580 --> 01:08:31,020
Then the lights would come on and everyone would yell. I'm fucking getting by lose this shit. Start swinging on everybody

1178
01:08:31,660 --> 01:08:35,460
Looking back that was such a dumb idea, but it sounded funny at the time

1179
01:08:35,460 --> 01:08:40,380
I heard his truck pull into the driveway and everyone hid it was almost pitch black in the house

1180
01:08:40,380 --> 01:08:44,580
He opens the door and shuts it and takes a few steps in and I jump on his back

1181
01:08:44,580 --> 01:08:48,180
I was fucking swinging on me everything happened so fast

1182
01:08:48,180 --> 01:08:51,780
I was immediately flipped over and slammed onto the ground as the lights came on

1183
01:08:51,780 --> 01:08:54,980
I felt the sharp intense pain in my shoulder and my earverine

1184
01:08:55,580 --> 01:09:00,660
That was horrible. He was horrified at what happened and my brother and dad started yelling at him

1185
01:09:01,260 --> 01:09:06,380
He was trying to help and my mother and his roommates had to get between him my father and brother

1186
01:09:06,780 --> 01:09:08,780
He just kept apologizing to me

1187
01:09:08,780 --> 01:09:15,100
So we spent his birthday in the ER. I had a separated shoulder and a broken collarbone

1188
01:09:15,100 --> 01:09:19,300
I was initially furious at him for doing that and didn't want him to be around me

1189
01:09:19,300 --> 01:09:25,540
So he sat in the waiting room, but then my brother and father had calmed down and realized it realized it for what it was

1190
01:09:26,180 --> 01:09:31,380
What was he supposed to think walking into a house believing it to be empty and get jumped on from behind?

1191
01:09:31,380 --> 01:09:33,380
I'll fucking let go of the clevel

1192
01:09:33,380 --> 01:09:36,100
Yeah, cook cook and he's a military vet

1193
01:09:36,100 --> 01:09:41,140
And he's a military vet. Yeah, exactly why I thought that would be a bad idea. Yeah

1194
01:09:42,060 --> 01:09:47,620
Fucking stupid. So eventually I agreed to let him come back in and he immediately started to cry and tell me how sorry he was

1195
01:09:47,740 --> 01:09:52,860
That he I would never do that to me again. Unless you come on back again unawares. I

1196
01:09:53,500 --> 01:09:57,180
Want to make this clear to everyone reading this this was no way his fault

1197
01:09:57,220 --> 01:10:02,940
Yeah, I didn't think it was like you don't have to put it into writing. I I read it and didn't think it was his fault

1198
01:10:02,940 --> 01:10:06,460
It was a natural reaction and I wish I had never jumped on his back

1199
01:10:06,780 --> 01:10:09,660
He struggled more than I did to put this behind us

1200
01:10:09,660 --> 01:10:14,720
But I kept the up with this my school work and we continued to grow close over the next year

1201
01:10:14,720 --> 01:10:19,300
I would listen to him vent about work and he would do the same for me about my schoolwork

1202
01:10:19,860 --> 01:10:24,060
We went on weekend trips sometimes just us and sometimes with friends

1203
01:10:25,140 --> 01:10:27,300
Sorry, I'm trying to keep this short. No, you're not. Oh

1204
01:10:27,300 --> 01:10:35,060
But how could they what the what the part of the advice that she wants you will get to it because

1205
01:10:36,060 --> 01:10:38,060
just

1206
01:10:38,420 --> 01:10:40,940
She's gonna cut out all of that. Yes, she could have well

1207
01:10:41,700 --> 01:10:45,900
It has nothing to do with shortening it will put it had nothing to do with the question

1208
01:10:45,900 --> 01:10:48,940
The part of it does part of it, but okay, she's added that part

1209
01:10:49,780 --> 01:10:53,700
Sorry, I'm trying to keep this short, but I have so many happy memories that I want to share

1210
01:10:53,700 --> 01:10:58,980
But I'll get to the reason why I'm posting this eventually. He asked me to marry him and it was a no-brainer

1211
01:10:59,300 --> 01:11:02,500
He was and still is the love of my life and the only man for me

1212
01:11:02,660 --> 01:11:08,380
We got married in a small ceremony with family and a few friends when his second enlistment ended

1213
01:11:08,380 --> 01:11:10,380
We decided the opportunity for him to be

1214
01:11:11,340 --> 01:11:15,980
The opportunity for him as a civilian air traffic controller was a guy too good to pass up

1215
01:11:16,100 --> 01:11:20,300
So going for the military to air traffic controller, so brutal ass job air traffic control

1216
01:11:20,300 --> 01:11:24,060
Yeah, and I've seen some of the people training for it. So the don't fly

1217
01:11:25,460 --> 01:11:27,460
You know, that's a scary part

1218
01:11:28,500 --> 01:11:33,660
It was hard for him to say goodbye to the Air Force, but he wanted us to finally settle down we had to move

1219
01:11:34,420 --> 01:11:38,700
We had a move between our wedding and when he finally left the service

1220
01:11:39,220 --> 01:11:42,220
By then I was working and he had a very large

1221
01:11:43,060 --> 01:11:44,740
amount saved up as

1222
01:11:44,740 --> 01:11:51,340
He waited to find out where the FAA wanted him to go. We stayed with my brother and his wife back in my hometown

1223
01:11:52,220 --> 01:11:58,700
Eventually, he got the email and to our surprise he would be working fairly close to where

1224
01:11:59,980 --> 01:12:01,740
See

1225
01:12:01,740 --> 01:12:03,740
blah blah blah

1226
01:12:06,220 --> 01:12:10,700
He'd be working fairly close to where we already were so how far went no problem

1227
01:12:10,700 --> 01:12:17,300
He knew how much I had missed my hometown. So we decided to buy a house and he would commute almost an hour and a half

1228
01:12:17,300 --> 01:12:20,260
Each way. It was a huge sacrifice on his part

1229
01:12:21,820 --> 01:12:26,540
2020 happened and I lost my job, but my husband made more than enough to cover my lost wages

1230
01:12:27,020 --> 01:12:30,860
We weren't getting any younger and I just we decided decided to start a family

1231
01:12:31,220 --> 01:12:34,660
It took a bit but eventually I got pregnant and we had a wonderful two-year-old son

1232
01:12:35,660 --> 01:12:37,660
Let's me other not Mexican

1233
01:12:37,660 --> 01:12:39,660
What I think about time at all

1234
01:12:41,580 --> 01:12:49,140
You know eight of them by that three sets of triplets basically he mankins a fuck

1235
01:12:52,180 --> 01:12:55,540
First year was you think I'm joking. They're like you go you go you work at retail

1236
01:12:55,540 --> 01:13:01,380
You see how like one mom with like 15 fucking kids. Yeah, it's not a joke. It's definitely not a joke

1237
01:13:01,380 --> 01:13:03,380
We just be fucking pumping children out

1238
01:13:03,380 --> 01:13:09,380
Just pumping in general if you ever need to send to start a space force and send us to fight like

1239
01:13:09,700 --> 01:13:16,100
Extraterrestrials just send us the Mexicans. We can replenish our losses real quick Mexican and Chinese

1240
01:13:16,580 --> 01:13:18,580
How we did before unstoppable?

1241
01:13:19,300 --> 01:13:20,740
Oh

1242
01:13:20,740 --> 01:13:23,500
God imagine the strain of a Mexican Chinese person

1243
01:13:24,220 --> 01:13:27,860
Be a bunch of kids be highly fucking functional for sure

1244
01:13:30,100 --> 01:13:32,100
So first year was a struggle for us

1245
01:13:32,100 --> 01:13:36,980
Both as we tried to adapt parenthood my husband struggled more than I did, but I helped him

1246
01:13:37,700 --> 01:13:43,260
If you have kept up with the news, the FAA is short-staffed with not enough controller. So my head up with the news

1247
01:13:43,260 --> 01:13:44,340
What am I?

1248
01:13:44,340 --> 01:13:48,780
Maybe the random and music you love when yeah, I got a little bit listen in place. Ah

1249
01:13:49,820 --> 01:13:51,820
Wow

1250
01:13:51,820 --> 01:13:54,700
What would I do by the random escape? I don't why I find out somebody

1251
01:13:55,580 --> 01:13:57,580
She's very long-winded obviously

1252
01:13:58,620 --> 01:14:00,180
So

1253
01:14:00,180 --> 01:14:05,140
Yeah, so my husband works mandatory overtime and usually most shifts are 10 hours

1254
01:14:05,260 --> 01:14:06,020
legally the

1255
01:14:06,020 --> 01:14:11,700
Riton got day and 10 hours legally the max and each Wednesday he gets off work at 11 p.m

1256
01:14:11,700 --> 01:14:15,860
And how he is working late. Yeah, and has to be back to work at 8 a.m

1257
01:14:16,500 --> 01:14:23,140
That's most five hours of sleep if he drove home. So on those nights, he sleeps over at a co-worker's house. I look male

1258
01:14:23,980 --> 01:14:25,780
not and

1259
01:14:25,780 --> 01:14:26,980
He has a

1260
01:14:26,980 --> 01:14:32,700
Parallel and dirty he is offered to make the drive, but I don't want him driving tired or working tired either

1261
01:14:33,100 --> 01:14:35,860
It's like you want those planes crashed. No

1262
01:14:36,820 --> 01:14:41,340
Honestly, it did suck on those nights whenever he wasn't home and our son just wouldn't sleep

1263
01:14:41,740 --> 01:14:46,500
He encouraged me to reconnect with old friends that I have which leaves us to the reason of the for this post

1264
01:14:49,220 --> 01:14:51,220
What old friend to seek reconnect with

1265
01:14:51,220 --> 01:14:58,140
It turns out not like that. So what old friend is she what old friend he reconnect with who's fucking who and why?

1266
01:14:58,460 --> 01:15:00,700
It's not even that that's the scary part

1267
01:15:01,660 --> 01:15:03,660
scary

1268
01:15:03,980 --> 01:15:08,560
Two weeks ago. I met up with some old girlfriends for a playdate to in which

1269
01:15:09,140 --> 01:15:12,100
Our kids crawl around on the floor. Basically

1270
01:15:12,660 --> 01:15:17,400
Most of the most were complaining about their husbands fiancees or boyfriends not help helping around the house

1271
01:15:17,400 --> 01:15:21,340
I do most of the housework, but my husband has always helped me whenever he is home

1272
01:15:21,340 --> 01:15:26,460
I changed the subject and asked one of my friends. I'll call Lana Lana

1273
01:15:27,460 --> 01:15:30,020
How often does her daughter wake up in the middle of the night?

1274
01:15:30,020 --> 01:15:33,580
This eventually led to me telling them that my husband stays near his work on

1275
01:15:33,620 --> 01:15:37,980
Wednesdays and some of those nights were rough on me, especially earlier on

1276
01:15:38,380 --> 01:15:43,180
They got me a good lot of sympathy and I don't know why but it felt good for to hear someone

1277
01:15:43,180 --> 01:15:45,180
I

1278
01:15:46,220 --> 01:15:48,220
Let's see that wasn't

1279
01:15:50,780 --> 01:15:56,900
Family say those things I kept my mouth shut whenever they said my husband should just suck it up and take care of his kid

1280
01:15:56,900 --> 01:15:59,700
And that their husbands commute two hours to work each way

1281
01:16:00,700 --> 01:16:02,700
Four hours. Yeah

1282
01:16:03,220 --> 01:16:05,220
one fucking desolate

1283
01:16:05,220 --> 01:16:13,140
That's what tell you people live in fucking travel like 87 fucking miles each way

1284
01:16:13,220 --> 01:16:19,700
Yeah, like damn so they're putting in her mind that he doesn't he should make that fucking drive

1285
01:16:19,700 --> 01:16:23,860
Anyway, our husbands do what car accident did he have that ruined his fucking life?

1286
01:16:25,860 --> 01:16:27,060
I

1287
01:16:27,060 --> 01:16:32,380
Wanted to say well your husbands have the same hours every day and aren't responsible for others lives. Yeah

1288
01:16:32,380 --> 01:16:37,820
Instead I just had an agreement what car what what play crash any cause that ruined their fucking life?

1289
01:16:37,820 --> 01:16:39,340
I'm trying to figure out what happened

1290
01:16:39,340 --> 01:16:45,500
It makes me sick that I did that my husband woke up just as much as I did and still does whenever our son needs him

1291
01:16:46,060 --> 01:16:49,180
Last week my husband had a very rare Saturday and Sunday off

1292
01:16:49,540 --> 01:16:54,140
My parents offered us a child free weekend to include Thursday and Friday and we took it

1293
01:16:54,140 --> 01:17:01,020
Oh my god, my husband was working and I met my sister-in-law the Thursday for lunch to invite them over for dinner on Friday

1294
01:17:01,020 --> 01:17:06,860
I tripped on the curb and had to a had to twist to make sure my son didn't hit the cement

1295
01:17:06,860 --> 01:17:11,460
I banged my right knee pretty hard. It's still purple, but not hurting too much

1296
01:17:11,940 --> 01:17:18,100
We wanted to have some people over for dinner and I invited my older brother's sister-in-law as well as two of my friends

1297
01:17:18,100 --> 01:17:24,140
From the previous week and their husbands going back to getting slammed by my husband. He mentioned that he hates that story

1298
01:17:24,860 --> 01:17:26,860
He doesn't like her to say

1299
01:17:26,860 --> 01:17:30,780
You fucked him. I fucked her up basically. Oh weird. What what?

1300
01:17:30,940 --> 01:17:35,980
What implication of him being his wife is gonna pop up for these people? I don't know what's happening

1301
01:17:36,500 --> 01:17:38,660
But I'm getting really close. I think yeah

1302
01:17:39,380 --> 01:17:44,100
That even if it wasn't intentional it's really that he seriously injured me

1303
01:17:44,100 --> 01:17:49,220
So I stopped telling this story out of respect for him Friday rolls around and my husband picks up everything

1304
01:17:49,220 --> 01:17:51,820
We need to make a large pot of spaghetti and a few bottles of wine

1305
01:17:52,100 --> 01:17:54,460
We had been discussing trying to have another child

1306
01:17:54,460 --> 01:17:58,460
So I was planning on getting a bit tipsy and jumping my husband's bone after our guests left

1307
01:17:59,060 --> 01:18:03,660
Tim say hey, I wore a white halter top dress that he loves

1308
01:18:04,660 --> 01:18:07,300
Risky to wear when eating pasta and drinking red wine

1309
01:18:07,300 --> 01:18:14,820
But I felt good our guests arrived and we are ourselves a class of win and small talk making small talk

1310
01:18:14,820 --> 01:18:23,780
I noticed Lana whispering something to her husband, but ignore it figuring maybe I was feeling can it should be?

1311
01:18:24,900 --> 01:18:29,660
Ignoring I figured that maybe she liked something and she was asking her husband if they could get something similar

1312
01:18:30,260 --> 01:18:34,940
The dinner starts and everything is going well at the end of dinner late. You want to stay with us for the weekend?

1313
01:18:36,500 --> 01:18:38,100
Get it from your husband

1314
01:18:38,100 --> 01:18:44,060
My husband is a big drinker, but he went to get himself a second glass and tongs to make getting seconds easier

1315
01:18:44,060 --> 01:18:45,900
I

1316
01:18:45,900 --> 01:18:49,580
Was almost done with my fourth. That's my sister-in-law

1317
01:18:50,100 --> 01:18:54,940
As was my sister-in-law and Lana my other friend Sarah fake name

1318
01:18:55,460 --> 01:19:03,220
Was sipping her first and their husbands were taking it slow. My brother got a call from work and stepped into

1319
01:19:05,540 --> 01:19:07,540
Let's see

1320
01:19:08,220 --> 01:19:10,220
Into the guest room to take the call

1321
01:19:10,220 --> 01:19:15,220
That's whenever my sister-in-law asks me to tell a story of how I broke my collarbone and separated my shoulder

1322
01:19:15,220 --> 01:19:20,960
I figured since my husband was out of the room. There was no harm. No harm. No foul. No harm. No foul

1323
01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:26,780
Yeah, I tell the story and I'm laughing my sister-in-law is laughing and Sarah and her husband seem amused

1324
01:19:27,380 --> 01:19:30,940
Lana and her husband are laughing the shock on their face my god

1325
01:19:31,220 --> 01:19:36,220
Lana reaches across the table and grabs my hand and says I saw your knee and how bruised it was

1326
01:19:36,220 --> 01:19:38,220
I feel fear that would play into it

1327
01:19:38,220 --> 01:19:43,540
My sister-in-law snorts as Lana continues you see he doesn't help with your

1328
01:19:43,940 --> 01:19:50,660
You see he doesn't help with your son and now he has you believing that he did to your shoulder in some kind of accident

1329
01:19:52,220 --> 01:19:57,060
Husband walks in and asked what we're talking about and Lana tells him that she knows that he is abusing me

1330
01:19:57,620 --> 01:20:02,000
But he doesn't help with our son, but he obviously shoved me down and breathe my knee

1331
01:20:02,460 --> 01:20:05,300
That I should have left him whenever he broke my shoulder

1332
01:20:05,300 --> 01:20:09,340
My husband immediately looks at me and asked what the hell did you tell her?

1333
01:20:10,660 --> 01:20:14,780
And that's whenever Lana's husband speaks up and tells my husband to lower his voice

1334
01:20:14,980 --> 01:20:20,020
Because he won't tolerate verbal abuse and that if you lay a finger on her, I'll beat your ass

1335
01:20:20,580 --> 01:20:25,020
I'm not the best thing to say to a former military man. Okay. Yeah, remember they're in the military dude's house

1336
01:20:25,540 --> 01:20:26,900
Yeah

1337
01:20:26,900 --> 01:20:29,260
I'm too shocked to speak and stick out for my husband

1338
01:20:29,780 --> 01:20:33,140
My husband didn't take kindly to getting told that being I

1339
01:20:33,140 --> 01:20:38,020
I say my husband didn't take kindly to that and told them to get the fuck out of his house

1340
01:20:38,740 --> 01:20:40,740
Which is reasonable?

1341
01:20:41,220 --> 01:20:45,700
But when you're saying that I beat my wife, yeah, that's kind of everything. Yeah, but we get out

1342
01:20:46,260 --> 01:20:52,420
Brother here's the confrontation and Lana and Sarah's husband stand between my husband and I my husband tells them again

1343
01:20:52,420 --> 01:20:57,140
Don't make me repeat myself. I'm not gonna tolerate being called a wife abuser

1344
01:20:57,940 --> 01:21:01,780
Get the hell out wife abuser wife beaters. What do you yeah?

1345
01:21:01,780 --> 01:21:07,540
My wife beaters sounds more, you know off like a rolls off the top. Yeah as bad as it sounds. Yeah

1346
01:21:07,540 --> 01:21:09,540
Yeah

1347
01:21:09,540 --> 01:21:11,540
Roll off

1348
01:21:11,540 --> 01:21:13,540
That was so much worse a little bit

1349
01:21:13,540 --> 01:21:18,420
My brother tries explaining that my husband doesn't hit me and I just turtle like a coward

1350
01:21:18,820 --> 01:21:23,940
My husband is trying to calm down and eventually my sister-in-law gets Sarah to drag her husband out of the house

1351
01:21:24,260 --> 01:21:26,260
Lana is still trying to keep uh

1352
01:21:26,580 --> 01:21:30,740
Keep my husband riled up. I remember my husband looking at me

1353
01:21:30,740 --> 01:21:35,300
As if he was pleading with me to speak up for them, but I just sat there unable to do anything

1354
01:21:35,300 --> 01:21:37,300
I don't know why

1355
01:21:39,300 --> 01:21:41,300
And you sure fucking text a lot though

1356
01:21:45,620 --> 01:21:49,060
She texts a fuck ton, it's annoying too

1357
01:21:50,580 --> 01:21:53,220
I've never been in a situation like this before

1358
01:21:53,220 --> 01:21:56,500
Lana and her husband start telling me that I need to leave with them

1359
01:21:56,500 --> 01:21:58,500
So my husband doesn't hurt me

1360
01:21:58,500 --> 01:22:02,020
My husband flips his shit at that and tells my brother-in-law

1361
01:22:02,660 --> 01:22:05,780
And my brother-in-law, uh had to almost tackle him

1362
01:22:05,780 --> 01:22:07,780
He's here ready to go beat their ass

1363
01:22:08,580 --> 01:22:11,620
Probably not because he started beating up on the woman too like well

1364
01:22:12,420 --> 01:22:13,220
Well

1365
01:22:13,220 --> 01:22:17,140
Tell them the tell them the truth be I don't walk out

1366
01:22:17,140 --> 01:22:20,660
Be don't walk out the door because I guess her name starts with a B. Yeah

1367
01:22:21,380 --> 01:22:24,980
Uh, my husband's voice was surprisingly calm. I followed them out the door

1368
01:22:24,980 --> 01:22:30,020
So he tells her don't don't do this and she follows these people out the door weird

1369
01:22:30,980 --> 01:22:36,180
I almost uh, I was almost in the car with them with my sister-in-law who seemed to sober up

1370
01:22:36,660 --> 01:22:41,620
By uh, then pulling me back and my brother forcing Lana and her husband to finally leave

1371
01:22:42,260 --> 01:22:44,260
I get back inside and just start crying

1372
01:22:44,660 --> 01:22:46,980
I look at my husband and the love in his eyes is gone

1373
01:22:47,700 --> 01:22:49,300
He looked like a stranger to me

1374
01:22:49,300 --> 01:22:52,260
I tried to hug him and he pulled away and said he's not my husband

1375
01:22:52,260 --> 01:22:55,940
He's a stranger to me. I tried to hug him and he pulled away and said he needed some space

1376
01:22:56,820 --> 01:22:59,940
I remember telling him that perhaps he could stay with my brother

1377
01:23:00,580 --> 01:23:02,100
I I

1378
01:23:02,100 --> 01:23:08,020
I was insulted in our home. You stood by and let your friends lie and you didn't say a word

1379
01:23:08,580 --> 01:23:13,940
You walked out of the door and follow them. You chose them over me. If anyone needs to leave, it's you

1380
01:23:14,500 --> 01:23:20,020
I'm not saying you have to leave. Uh, you have to leave but i'm not leaving our house tonight

1381
01:23:20,020 --> 01:23:23,220
I need some time and space to think about how we move forward

1382
01:23:23,860 --> 01:23:25,860
Is what his response is

1383
01:23:26,180 --> 01:23:28,180
To me, I find that reasonable

1384
01:23:28,900 --> 01:23:35,380
Like she tells him it's like okay. I just let them accuse you of uh, domestic potlucks. Can you stay with my brother now?

1385
01:23:36,020 --> 01:23:37,140
like

1386
01:23:37,140 --> 01:23:39,140
bitch like weird

1387
01:23:39,540 --> 01:23:41,540
My brother agreed escalation

1388
01:23:41,780 --> 01:23:44,740
For no reason like think about it you walk out of the room

1389
01:23:44,740 --> 01:23:50,180
You'll get some more food and you come back and the people are saying i'm gonna beat your ass. It's like what what?

1390
01:23:50,740 --> 01:23:52,740
what

1391
01:23:54,260 --> 01:23:59,220
My brother agreed with my husband I left with them my brother didn't say a word as we rode to his house

1392
01:23:59,700 --> 01:24:03,380
I couldn't stop crying and wondering why I let them uh into my

1393
01:24:04,340 --> 01:24:06,900
Let them in my husband and our marriage like that

1394
01:24:07,620 --> 01:24:12,420
When we got home, my brother went off on me asking me the same questions. I had asked myself

1395
01:24:12,420 --> 01:24:14,420
That my husband never did

1396
01:24:14,980 --> 01:24:16,420
um

1397
01:24:16,420 --> 01:24:18,260
Let's see

1398
01:24:18,260 --> 01:24:20,260
My husband never did any of that

1399
01:24:20,740 --> 01:24:22,740
um

1400
01:24:23,140 --> 01:24:25,140
See god the way she writes this shit

1401
01:24:26,900 --> 01:24:28,660
Blah blah blah

1402
01:24:28,660 --> 01:24:30,020
um

1403
01:24:30,020 --> 01:24:37,140
Did the things that my friends accused him accused him of I didn't sleep that night every call and text went unanswered

1404
01:24:37,140 --> 01:24:42,180
I told my parents what happened. They reacted in a calmer manner, but they weren't happy with me right now

1405
01:24:42,180 --> 01:24:49,060
Anyway, my family is supported but firmly on my husband's side and honestly, I don't blame them. I have no excuse

1406
01:24:49,540 --> 01:24:53,540
For not defeating uh defending him and trying to de-escalate the situation

1407
01:24:54,180 --> 01:24:58,580
My husband wants space and i'm trying to give him that but I miss being near him

1408
01:24:59,060 --> 01:25:02,740
I have stopped by every day to see our son, but he has been avoiding talking to me

1409
01:25:02,740 --> 01:25:06,740
I got a call from him today saying that he is deeply hurt and feels betrayed

1410
01:25:07,220 --> 01:25:12,980
But he isn't sure if he can trust me again. He still loves me, but he needs to sort of sort things out on his end

1411
01:25:13,700 --> 01:25:15,700
But he was considering separation

1412
01:25:16,260 --> 01:25:22,900
I told Lana and Sarah to fuck off and never contact me again. I'm so hurt and angry very angry at myself

1413
01:25:23,300 --> 01:25:28,180
I want my husband back, but i'm not sure that it's possible. I need some advice, please

1414
01:25:28,180 --> 01:25:34,180
I want things to be back to normal. I want to pick up and be slung over his shoulder as he grabs my ass

1415
01:25:34,180 --> 01:25:38,500
I want him to kiss my stretch marks and tell me that he loves me even more. What do I do?

1416
01:25:39,060 --> 01:25:41,060
How can I save my marriage?

1417
01:25:42,020 --> 01:25:44,020
Dumb enough. I'm not a marriage counselor

1418
01:25:45,220 --> 01:25:49,220
You have to talk to them and you uh, it sounds almost like uh construed like a story

1419
01:25:49,300 --> 01:25:54,260
It doesn't sound believable enough. I'm being honest. I really don't do well, uh structured

1420
01:25:54,260 --> 01:25:58,100
Well when you go into the comments, apparently she's been divorced. So

1421
01:26:01,140 --> 01:26:05,620
I wouldn't want to be to be accused of domestic violence either

1422
01:26:06,580 --> 01:26:12,260
Not really, but once the once you understand once the ball starts rolling on a on something someone believes about you

1423
01:26:12,660 --> 01:26:17,140
You you had nothing really doing nothing. No, really. You said well fuck. I don't fuck charles

1424
01:26:17,140 --> 01:26:23,860
I'm nothing you can do about it. She's gotta go roll with the roll with the uh, you know roll with the boat

1425
01:26:24,180 --> 01:26:26,180
Or roll with the ocean river, whatever

1426
01:26:26,580 --> 01:26:28,260
Yeah

1427
01:26:28,260 --> 01:26:33,700
Just thought it'd be a an interesting story to read. Yeah, it is. It's a long story a long

1428
01:26:33,780 --> 01:26:37,940
She does this bitch is long-winded. She talks a lot which I guess she had a lot to get out for chest

1429
01:26:39,380 --> 01:26:42,420
What's funny is that it's already to write something you're feeling

1430
01:26:42,420 --> 01:26:48,260
Really? I don't know what the advice is though. It's like nobody can really give you advice on this part

1431
01:26:48,340 --> 01:26:54,660
Yeah, this is way too complicated. Like you need you ended up you ended up with a goddamn stockholm syndrome

1432
01:26:55,200 --> 01:26:59,780
Situation you started believing a couple that you knew was not true, right?

1433
01:27:00,820 --> 01:27:04,980
I don't know what you want me to tell you lady. I don't know. You're highly malleable a little too

1434
01:27:07,060 --> 01:27:09,060
By the look of it

1435
01:27:09,060 --> 01:27:11,460
I don't know what you want me to tell you

1436
01:27:12,820 --> 01:27:16,420
When you get your own like family like what the fuck is wrong with you?

1437
01:27:16,820 --> 01:27:20,900
What what can any normal person tell you at that point? Like who's normal?

1438
01:27:24,180 --> 01:27:27,700
I don't know relative relatively normal. I should say no advice for I guess

1439
01:27:28,500 --> 01:27:30,500
Yeah, nobody else did like

1440
01:27:32,020 --> 01:27:34,020
Apparently the story got deleted too

1441
01:27:34,020 --> 01:27:39,380
The legal reasons i'm sure probably yeah, the husband probably got him taken down legally

1442
01:27:40,260 --> 01:27:45,540
It's like oh I asked you not to tell the story and then you go tell everybody. Oh god dang world, huh? What?

1443
01:27:47,940 --> 01:27:52,420
That is funny that the story that he so much hates is now a global

1444
01:27:53,540 --> 01:27:58,020
Instinct of like, you know the mainframe of the internet. Yeah, like it's there forever now

1445
01:27:58,020 --> 01:28:03,860
Yeah, and for me, I mean I thought like if you were accused of uh domestic violence

1446
01:28:04,020 --> 01:28:06,100
Do you know how hard it would be to clear your name?

1447
01:28:06,980 --> 01:28:08,980
Like they're impossible. Yeah

1448
01:28:09,300 --> 01:28:12,340
It's almost like being accused of rape, you know, it just

1449
01:28:13,620 --> 01:28:16,340
Like you can't like how do you clear your name at that point?

1450
01:28:16,660 --> 01:28:19,060
Like even if you do eventually clear your name like legally

1451
01:28:19,700 --> 01:28:23,400
Like there's that rumor then what and you know what I mean? Unfortunately

1452
01:28:23,400 --> 01:28:29,480
Like I don't know like I'm glad that has never happened to me in any way shape or form

1453
01:28:29,480 --> 01:28:36,600
But my god, I feel sorry for the people that are innocent and then it recused. It's like yeah, it sucks

1454
01:28:39,400 --> 01:28:43,480
Nobody wants to be a Harvey Weinstein, that's why I have my dick on the locking key

1455
01:28:45,720 --> 01:28:51,880
And three three several people have the locks or the keys to it so I have no I have no access to it

1456
01:28:51,880 --> 01:28:53,880
to myself personally

1457
01:28:54,760 --> 01:28:56,120
Until I need it

1458
01:28:56,120 --> 01:29:02,360
I need confirmation from all three in a written letter and I do I need to wait seven days in states. You need optical scans and everything

1459
01:29:03,960 --> 01:29:08,760
It's behind the wall. I don't know. It's it's tough gonna be you meet somebody right?

1460
01:29:09,000 --> 01:29:13,720
Yeah, you have a great time and then it goes bad and then they can accuse you of everything. You're like well you're fucked

1461
01:29:14,280 --> 01:29:19,400
Yeah, like that actually happened to a college kid once. Uh, there was a big story about it where

1462
01:29:19,400 --> 01:29:21,640
This girl and him they were both kind of messed up, right?

1463
01:29:22,200 --> 01:29:24,840
They go back to his place. Uh-huh and

1464
01:29:25,560 --> 01:29:27,560
they fuck

1465
01:29:27,560 --> 01:29:30,920
Well, then she goes out the next day and says that he raped her like

1466
01:29:31,720 --> 01:29:38,840
Unfortunate but then there he was exonerated through footage. No one's a video. What matter though? What a well

1467
01:29:39,400 --> 01:29:41,400
The college kicked him out exactly

1468
01:29:42,200 --> 01:29:48,360
Uh, even though legally there was proof that she was all over him and not the other way around. There was a camera in there

1469
01:29:48,360 --> 01:29:55,080
There in the dorm room. Yeah, god like not the room itself, but the hallway like where they fucking in the hallway

1470
01:29:55,320 --> 01:29:57,720
She was trying to get his clothes off. Yeah, so

1471
01:29:58,680 --> 01:30:01,480
it's like they're both fucked up drunk like it's not like that's a

1472
01:30:02,840 --> 01:30:06,360
Either side my advice is never fucked drunk. That would be the smart thing

1473
01:30:07,160 --> 01:30:09,160
No, if I get anyone drunk either

1474
01:30:09,480 --> 01:30:11,480
Yeah, don't fuck it all. Let's all be celebrate

1475
01:30:11,480 --> 01:30:19,400
Uh, let's be honest here. Let's get into that point. It really is

1476
01:30:20,440 --> 01:30:23,720
Yep, that's all I got for reddit today. Anything else before we head out tonight?

1477
01:30:24,360 --> 01:30:26,520
You know, there's a p and a a spot

1478
01:30:27,640 --> 01:30:29,480
I didn't

1479
01:30:29,480 --> 01:30:32,360
Do now the more, you know rainbow. They'll be the right before you know

1480
01:30:32,840 --> 01:30:37,000
Yeah, we'll put that in the world. No hard spelling. You know love our bird. You know, that's right

1481
01:30:37,000 --> 01:30:39,960
No, it's like love

1482
01:30:41,720 --> 01:30:45,800
This is Dave Wright lavar burnt lavar burn, yeah, okay lavar. Okay. Yeah

1483
01:30:47,000 --> 01:30:52,200
Star trek. It was creepy rainbow. Yeah, that's my boy. That shit lasted like nine seasons apparently

1484
01:30:52,520 --> 01:30:58,200
Yeah, I really read was like nine knee like like it was like 20 years. I think yeah, I couldn't I can't believe that

1485
01:30:59,960 --> 01:31:03,960
That's like a while until they lost funding. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah

1486
01:31:03,960 --> 01:31:07,000
Well with that we will see you guys on the next one