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Hello and welcome back to the podcast.

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I'm Michael.

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I'm Noe.

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And we are the Knights of Entertainment, a podcast covering your favorite and unknown

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We appreciate you being here.

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Let's go ahead and get started.

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Okay, listen, I don't have a Cody Knights episode today because last week's was an absolute

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shit show.

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It was very unorganized.

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I'm not used to being that unorganized.

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So we will not have one this week so I can get a little bit more organized and then we'll

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be back episode 11 next week.

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Don't you guys worry.

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It's going to be a tremendous, it'll be amazing.

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Bad Boys for Life.

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You know what I'm talking about when I tell you the story.

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So right now we're going to move on to Urban Dictionary.

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Cool.

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What you got for us?

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We got 10 more entries into the ever expanding, never ending Urban Dictionary.

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This was called the Moon Swerve.

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It's when a man stands on an elevated surface that ejaculates into an arc formation onto

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a woman's mouth.

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Arc formation.

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Yeah, like a little moon.

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So this one's called a Pipe Layer.

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It's basically one who has mastered the art of getting laid.

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One who can travel to any location and still get laid with great ease.

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You can go as far to say women call him up just for random sex.

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This man is truly the greatest at fucking women.

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And then it just says something like Tucker Maxx, Casanova, half, et cetera, et cetera.

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Oh, that's where you get the word Casanova.

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Yeah, et cetera, et cetera.

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Et cetera, et cetera.

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So this one is Los Angeles.

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It says not a pretty or charming city.

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Many languages spoken here.

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Many people, cultures live here.

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Population Los Angeles city is about 4 million and Los Angeles County about 9 million.

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Los Angeles, massive fucking city.

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Probably aside from, it's probably, no, the biggest city in North, no, in America is probably

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New York.

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New York is the.

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I mean like America, like the whole continent.

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Probably Mexico with like fucking 18 billion people.

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There's so many people in Mexico City.

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It's fucking horrendous.

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Well, let us look it up.

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The fucking war zone.

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Let's take a look.

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Let us take a look.

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Los Populous City in North America.

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Well, in America.

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North America would just be Canada and America.

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That's true.

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This is America.

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This is my area.

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Huh?

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I got this draft.

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This is my area.

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Uh, that's going to give you only the U.S.

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And of course it will.

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Continental United States.

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Well when you say America. America. American continent.

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I still give you the nicest days. No here we go. In Canada. Here we go. So we have

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New York, New York at 8.8 million. Nice. Mexico City at 9.2. God day. How's New

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York number one then? I think by square mile. Wow. Los Angeles 3.9 million.

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Really? That is a significant drop. Like from New York to Los Angeles is a

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massive drop in population. I don't know if this is actually all in order because

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they're not. It's just giving you the numbers. Yeah. So I guess Mexico City has

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a higher population than New York. Los Angeles. How was that on my charger?

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Yeah. 3.9. It's Mexico City. All Mexicans do because we have DNA of rabbits is

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fuck. And you don't use condoms. You let him hit it raw. But now you're in single

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mom. Oh well there's even a higher one too than Mexico City. Oh I'll get to

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fucking. Guatemala City at 1.2 million. God dang Guatemala. Sao Paulo. For some

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reason Mexicans do not like Guatemalans. Oh really? And I do not know why. I don't

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even know how can I even tell them apart. Sao Paulo. Sao Paulo Brazil. 11

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million. God dang. Brazilians. Buenos Aires. Buenos Aires. 3.1. Nice. Chicago 2.7.

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Philadelphia 1.6. Brasilia 2.6. I like cities that are more like I could never

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live in a city that's just one hugely dominant ethnicity you know. I like a

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melting pot. Okay what do you know if you ever heard of the city of Mugada? No.

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No. They got 8 million people. Good for them. Lima 7.6. Santiago 6.3.

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Santiago. Mm-hmm Guadalajara. 1.1. Guadalajara. Rio de Janeiro 6.2.

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That's Rio. Rio de Janeiro. Rio. Rio de Janeiro. I'm gonna pronounce the way I want to.

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No it is Rio. I'm just fucking with you. Dude wasn't surprised. They tried to change it.

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The rio is rio. You know what I mean? Yeah let's see I guess the most popular or

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most populous. Cool. So Yom Kippur City falls into that. It's just not as

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developed as New York City. You will not know. The day I heard an Asian woman

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speak Spanish on some show on Netflix right? Yeah. How hard I got. Don't do it.

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Well from the Philippines and stuff they do speak Spanish. I was like I was

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come by surprise. Yeah. It was such an interest like a Chinese woman speaking

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Spanish. I was like I am a stone heart. I would be that guy that dates non

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Hispanic women in Mexico City. I can see that. I don't know that way.

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I don't know. I just like you know I like being me. I like B&B. Next one is

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Natasha Romanoff. The best Avenger. The one who repeatedly saved the world

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without hesitation and spent five years trying to undo Stannos' snap.

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They miss wrote Stannos here by the way. Well then just a beauty. A

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person who sacrificed her life although it should have been Clint. The redhead.

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The only girl in the original Avengers didn't deserve all her

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suffering and pain and obviously death and obviously one of the most heroic MCU

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characters with one of the best personalities. You've seen that skit

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where it's like so what's your superpower? Kicking. It's like can you can you kick Thor?

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No. Go ahead you know you can Thor. I wonder if he had a kick. I don't know if he was going to kick once in his whole fucking career.

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This one this one's called the Zondag. Like the weirdest like word. It's just

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like the itchy feeling a man gets after he shaves his balls. Because it has like

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a long short feeling where it's like oh fuck. I don't know I never shaved my balls.

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There's a dead silence after that. This one is a hairy pussyphobia. Something I

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don't have. A person usually male. But sometimes female. But a

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complete hatred and or discomfort with women's genitals having pubic hair. He

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she is usually the type of person who watches pornography on an existing basis

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and expects his or her girlfriend slash wife to live up to the visual imagery of

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the woman on screen. I watched pornography non-stop. One could say it's your lot.

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One could say that I'm insane. I don't have any unrealistic expectations on a woman's body.

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I like every shape and size. Stretch marks. Hairy armpits. No problem.

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Saggy titties. Give me more. You start going down the drain. I just say every day I like it.

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Smelly ass. Maybe wash it a little bit. This type of person often does not see a woman for

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who she is but rather unfortunately he she sees a woman for who she is not and

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begins to demand that she shave her pubic hair that fits his or her desires and

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personal expectations. I never understood that. Okay so I do have the porn style

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the porn star expectation of sex right. Which means that if I care about a woman

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enough right and we have a lot of fun and all this and that when we get into

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the bedroom it's going to get wild. And I need you to keep up with me because it

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going. It going. You know what I mean? But I need like you know like all the romantic

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stuff great I'll take you to the movies I'll give you roses on Valentine's Day.

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I once gave a girl what I gave her for Valentine's Day I gave her a marshmallow

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in the shape of a bear. Highly romantic and then I'll find it. Then we went to a fucking

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bathroom and we get some well haha. Because like I can say because once it gets like

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you know that song Bad Touch by the what are those bands name? You know the name?

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You know the middle. Bad Touch sounds bad but it's not it's

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it's a song and one of the phrases is you and me baby ate nothing but mammals so

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let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. Yeah. So when we close the

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bedroom door it we gonna get wild. I'm sorry all right I know a lot of

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positions and you're about to get bam. So I always mean someone that's

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someone that's like has like just mission like three positions right? I got

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300. So sometimes you know women are even you know sometimes they're like really

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like or people in general are like really limited in what they want to do

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but I am a fucking freak. We've heard that multiple times very recently you know.

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Come out and give me a test ride. Freaks come out at night and there's no way.

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The freaks wish they were me. So in many cases women are generally and

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already not comfortable with their body in some sense well we're gonna keep the

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lights on cuz I'm comfortable every every little I like every inch of your

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body. I don't know something about it like it just you be comfortable with

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yourself. Maybe I've been lucky with the women have been they've been they've

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been down they've been DTF. In some sense women may have a certain fear by their

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natural state because pornography and razor companies have pushed the idea of

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what the female illness should be. The female illness should be whatever your body is.

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You're good as you are. Let me let me suck them. I'm almost I'm like a

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feminist but I'm also a pervert. I completely respect women and I got every

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sense of women but I just want to get muckwild with the ones like that well you

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would never catch me like you never hear rumors or reports from me of like sexual

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harassment. Right. But you know you'd hear a lot of noises in the veteran. So it's

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kind of weird like I'm very tame in real life but once we cross that border with

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each other girl we gonna get so if you commit to me be ready for the marathon.

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Well I've completed. Let me see. What was I to add to this her boyfriend

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who demands that she shave only adds to her frustration and her

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developing phobia her own body's normal state. In quintessence. Damn

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quintessence. There's even there's even high quintessence is

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highlighted. I'm gonna go click on it see what quintessence is. Let's see

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quintessence most typical example of something. There we go.

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Solved it. Oh I fucked up. Oh oh. Hairy pussy phobia exists in those who are

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apprehensive of the natural human body. I'm not. In this case dread of public

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hair or pubic hair images who have hairy pussy phobia will constantly try to

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justify their preference for a shaved five-year-old. What? Where's a five-year-old

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look on a woman. The justification represents for shaving genders have

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become very identical over the years to point that now has developed into

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program responses. Yeah like nowadays like women that aren't shaved feel like

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they need that you know what I mean. It's weird. Like I mean it goes it goes the same

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way with dudes like if my girl wants me to take care of myself I'm going to. Like

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it goes both ways. I guess. Cock snuffler. Moving on from something

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actually like not wholesome but like educational in terms of like respecting

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women's bodies however they are and you know men's bodies like being accepting

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of a person's body whatever it is right to something called cock. I am a man of

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many layers and contradiction. The act of two men bumping their penal heads

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together. I imagine in my head they do it sideways like the hell country and they

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just try to bang them together. And then they're both like oh shit nah.

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And that's what is mussy. His mom pussy. Yeah. I don't know what to do now.

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A lot of quiet. I was like huh now I'm thinking a lot. I read a lot of books is

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what I say. So my mom is like inundated with the vast amounts of like different

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people's perspectives on everything. Cap hoofling. So you're getting getting

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buckwine and with wild at a party then getting ass naked in front of everyone

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anyone who asked being a complete skanky whore. Oh so just a whore then. So yeah

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just me. Next one. Last one. Why did I add this? Next one is wild boon. It's a

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woman who resembles a wildebeest with a baboons ass. I don't know who that is but

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wild boar. Wild wildebeest it said. So the PSA today ladies is enjoy your bodies.

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Men most men don't really care what you look like. If they like you they at least

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keep it tame. Or let it run wild. Hell no. What's that forest where the spiders

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attacked the hobbits and dwarfs in the second movie. I can't remember the name of it.

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Be there. No. At least keep from like you ain't got to get rid of all of it but

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from or let it go. No. No. I'd be like and just dive in there. I got a book called the

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let me let me let me find the title. As I said I like to I like to be very I

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like to keep myself well read. Let me see if I find it. Let me see. The book is

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called a a brief history of the female body by Dr. Dina Emara. It's made for

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women for women about the evolutionary look at how and why the women form came

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to be. I can't help it. I like women and I will try to study them as much as I

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can to be a. You even win as far as women world. So that's because I like the

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detective story. Lies. Lies I say. It is. I loved it. I love solving mysteries as

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much as you like those middle-aged women on the first. I love solving mysteries as

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much as I love eating pussy. And I love beans. That's another thing about me is

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like if you were if like if you're 66 still young and mighty. That's why you like Dolly.

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Oh it's okay. Dolly Parton. Oh my god. If I had a shot with Dolly Parton. Oh my

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goodness. Oh my goodness. I probably break that poor woman now. I could be

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wrong. I come out and move my pelvis just fucking encased in a fucking

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bandage. You're like no are you okay? I just like I come up like I got a

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look at I'm in a wheelchair. Like my both my eyes have black eyes and I'm just

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like and you're like oh you're all concerned you okay? I'm like I never felt

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better. I've got I've got 27 broken bones and three fractures. Am I addicted to

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one now? So that's it for Urban Dictionary. Hopefully that was a PSA for you guys to

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just enjoy women as they are. And a PSA to women that when you know I'm all

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romantic but when it's time to go it's time to go. We're gonna be watching.

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I don't like that boring shit. All right going from that.

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Since you are a weekly brain fap. Today we have apparently disillusioned

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adventurers will save the world. That's the title of the manga. I'm like yeah you're saying

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like apparently you were questioning the manga altogether. No that's the title of

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the manga. The actual anime is called Ningen Fusion. Adventurers who don't

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believe in humanity will save the world. Okay. So episode one is called Disillusioned

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Adventurers. So in a labyrinth center adventurer Nick. Let's all come jacking off.

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I don't know I'd be so watery. A lot of lotion I guess. In labyrinth city

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adventurer Nick is abruptly kicked from his team by his mentor Argus followed

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by his girlfriend Claudine dumping him. Come on baby be like that. In

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Disillusioned Nick develops an otaku lifestyle about teen idol Agade. Is it

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an otaku? Is that where they like shelter in like a house forever?

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Like they become a grown up? Obsessed. Oh obsessed. Yeah. That's what an otaku is?

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Yeah like obsessed with like anime and like idols and like he becomes a true

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obsessed with this this idol teen idol named Agade. To fund his lifestyle Nick

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returns to adventuring but requires a new team. He's running out of money for

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buying shit. And by chance at an end he shares a table with sorceress Tiana,

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ex-priest Zim and dragon girl Curran. Wait so is this like this is the world

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right? Yes. This is not that thing when like I woke up and I was in a D&D?

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This is this is the world. Like there was no it's not an Isekai so nobody was

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reborn into this world or anything like that. This is their world and it's a

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fantasy world. Okay. But they've already they've already lived in it. This is

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their thing. So there's sorceress Tiana, ex-priest Zim and dragon girl Curran. All

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disillusioned over something. Tiana is a magical prodigy jilted by her jealous

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fiance causing her to become a gambling addict and failed to become an

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adventurer because her glaring eyes scare away potential teammates. Zim

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used to be a healer priest until he rejected the advances of a young village

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girl. Angered she accused him of rape leading to his expulsion from the

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priesthood. Good God. This is why they're all disillusioned. Some serious shit. He

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decided to become an adventurer but freed from his vow of chastity has

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become a drunken womanizer. That's not absolute horror. Yes. And then Curran, the

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dragon girl, merely explained someone she trusted stole something from her. The

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four drink together over their shared inability to trust people. Nick realizes

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they will remain disillusioned unless they do something about it and suggest

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that they form a team together. I think they've all been like fucked by this

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world in some way. What about Nick? He was kicked out of his team by his mentor and

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his girlfriend dumped him. Okay okay. People are all disillusioned. Didn't he dump him for his

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mentor? I think so. I would have been the extra layer to be like damn. I'm pretty

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sure yeah. So episode two, the ultimate party is formed. What should the one have?

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Twelve I think. It's not very many. You got a perfect twelve all the time. I know.

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All my episodes are like anything. If I watch something that's like eight episodes long and

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it's over I'm like aww. Yeah twelve episodes. So episode two is called the ultimate party is

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formed? Question mark. Oh. So Epic Guild Nick learns that Curran is famous for

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being sole survivor of a team that attempted a C ranked labyrinth and they

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all died. Nick decides to name their new team the survivors. I'm a survivor. As each

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team member. Wait does Beyonce one run and there's also the other one like I'll

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survive. Yes I'll survive. Hey hey hey. As long as I know how to love I know I will

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survive. If I thought for just one second that I'd fall apart. That was mostly from

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that one's mostly from a lot of people go get that from Men in Black 2. Yeah. But

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the OG's get it from the replacements. Over your dying outfit. As each team

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member has dressed this. I can get ripped. Over your dying. If I thought for just a

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second. I don't know if you'd survive. Because the dog right isn't he just going off on the

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song. I think so yeah. I love that dog. That uh what was it a pug? Yeah. Pugs and French

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French bulldogs. What the fuck kind of mental state are they born with? They're

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already bug eyed. You already you saw that Frenchie I had to take care of for that

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little bastard was fucking insane. Yes eat anything. Eat a fucking eat a fucking

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uh lug nut and choke and die. Yes. If you're not if you don't watch him. You

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gotta make sure. The disclaimer it didn't die. It did not die. We caught it before it

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started finishing chewing on it. It was bad enough though. Yeah when you picked it up

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it dropped it which was fucking thankful. It's like oh it didn't. Alright as each

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team member has the trust issues. They set up rules that make it impossible to

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access team wages and let's all four agree. As a new team they start at a G

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rank and must defeat two G rank labyrinths to be promoted. What's the

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highest rank? S I believe. What is with the S by the way? I don't know. Like I

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can barely get a C in class let alone if I got an A I felt like a genius. An S?

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Jesus. Super. I think it's either super or special rank. Super. I guess it

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probably sounds better special rank. Yeah. So what special rank? What's A? Just A

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rank? Just A rank. Good old C. I'm that low-key underachiever that's a high

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achiever if I tried. Important words if I tried. Alright so Tiana accidentally

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shoots a spell at Curran damaging their already fragile trust and causing

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resentment. They reach the dungeon boss a giant slime which Tiana recklessly

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kills alone covering everyone in slime and increasing Curran's resentment even

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further. As a team building exercise Nick asks everyone to reveal their strength.

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They all gotta play baseball like the little batting kids. The team building exercise.

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He asks everyone to reveal their strengths and their weaknesses. Tiana

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apologizes to Curran by revealing she is weak against fire in close combat at

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which Curran excels restoring some trust. At the next dungeon they face an

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intelligent magic resistant ogre and Curran is able to trust Tiana to provide

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her with to protect her while she kills the ogre and like they have this like

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little bond at that point. The little like video game thing going like bloop bloop.

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Yeah everyone begins. I tried to do that in that game I told you about it the

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Marvel Knights where you play like a supernatural version of like the Marvel

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Universe. Yeah. Where you play with like Blade and Magic and like all these

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super it's supposed to be supernatural characters and magical but they got

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Captain Marvel and Iron Man not so much supernatural. No. And like you try to hit

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it off in magic the mutant and she cannot stand me. Everything I say drops

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like eight points like damn it. It just don't work. It just does not work on her.

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Everyone begins to feel closer until Nick accidentally causes Curran to drop and

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smash an important charm from her bag. Damn. It's like done fucked up again

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didn't you? Episode three is called Curran's secret. I like what the main

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character tries like he's the one that actually like he's the emphasis that

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moves it forward you know. Right. Instead of it just happening to him like he's

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trying to make it happen. Right he's doing doing his best to make this along.

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Luffy's trying to be the pirate king. Right. This guy is trying to keep it

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trying to start a new team. He's not just soaking. It's like go on guys let's do it.

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And they're all like. I mean I trust each other at all. No they're all like fuck you.

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So in the past Curran served the human she believed to become the hero Calios.

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Curran who was swindled by a merchant but Calios exposed the crime and forced

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him to give Curran the necklace which she triggered at this point. Oh. So Calios

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eventually betrayed her and stole her dragon king jewel a jewel sacred to the

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dragon kin she was tasked to keep safe for her whole life. What does she look

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like? Like an actual dragon or is this from Big Titty Chit like always? Big

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Titty Chit. What the fuck? How is that a dragon kin man? Dragon kin because she's got

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scales and stuff. Okay so she looks somewhat like a dragon. Like a she's got

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a normal human face but she has like the little horns of a dragon. Okay. So after

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failing to track Calios she gave up until she encountered Fith an adventurer

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so strong he had permission to enter labyrinth alone. He was so fancy. He was

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also a notorious food enthusiast and even though they only spoke once he

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inspired Curran causing her to return to adventuring. In the present Nick attempts

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to buy a whole new necklace to apologize but a gate a friend of Nick's from before

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her idle career suggests that he simply continue to be Curran-trained. Curran who

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truly is not upset about the necklace is just happy her life is getting better

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than for. The four party members realize they are becoming popular at the guild

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and celebrate. The guild abruptly hires them hires them to explore a dungeon

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rumored to contain the holy sword of Bonds. Is a bong in there? Bonds. Not bong.

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Bonds. They just fight and I just fucking break. I used to be an

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adventurer just like you then I got highest pledge. That's like one of the

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worst the stupidest movies I've ever seen on Tubi is like the killer bong.

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Oh yeah. It's like seriously people but it's the switchy guys. I saw something the

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other day called the naughty room and it was the worst fucking movie I've ever

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seen in my life. You watched it? The whole hour and 16 minutes. Oh it was only an hour?

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It's a first-time director slash writer. Oh my oh my oh my bad oh my god it was

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like I under like I saw elements that would have made it a wonderful movie but

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seeing that he was doing he didn't know how to show instead of tell so he just

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told all the fucking time and then none of it made I want you to go watch it and

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then we'll talk about it on the next the naughty room and it is not sexual it is

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not a like a soft core porn it is a straight movie it is fucking terrible I

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was fucking bawling I'll watch it whenever I get home later it was I would

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we gotta cut this episode cuz I can't just come up in my brain it's just the

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dumbest shit I've ever seen all right next one is called the labyrinth of

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bonds so they enter the labyrinth of bonds and locate the sword which

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possesses intelligence and explains he can only be wielded by people with strong

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bonds of friendship sword it was what they need to know fucking sword the

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power of friendship yes what they laugh about it too well I'd be fucking laughing

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my ass away you've when you fucking combine the power of what you get

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captain planet and sword he's a hero gonna take pollution I can't believe I

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used to watch this shit yeah yeah hey pollution down to zero you well you

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failed captain planet so they call it just sword that's his name that's good

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sword is disappointed they plan to sell him you know you're about the ball

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y'all some cold motherfuckers the premium sword activates a goal I'm made of

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liquid liquid at nano machines that cannot be damn liquid and then what the

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fuck kind of sci-fi fan guy by a fantasy yeah just got tossed in the other Nick

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manages to activate swords blade yet sword is confused and it's friendship

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of friendship bonds aren't strong enough to activate him fully damn he's like

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what you're not friend with your teammate no you only get two tears two

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tears of power Nick falls to a lower lower floor and

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Karen rescues him current explains to Nick she kept the necklace to remind her

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of Calio so but it kept her stuck in the past so Nick breaking it helped her to

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move on their reconciliation fully activates the sword fusing them into one

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body where would they with their combined power the golden is destroyed

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they give sword to the guild for the bounty only to reveal it was a weaker

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copy from a nearby store room and sword now calling himself bond not James Bond

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either and bond has joined their team as an androgynous young man to make him

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they took human hey what the fuck well I want to drive to this mean I feel like I

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know what it means well I'm not masculine so a feminine man kind of yeah

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I just be a woman then what the fuck an androgynous male androgynous to be

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like Prince like a fucking unique you remember Prince yeah remember those

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prints yeah he was in droves so rain bond is disappointed their team bylaws

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prevent them from interfering in each other's hobbies so they always split up

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to celebrate on payday really Tiana wait they can't celebrate together no they

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don't get involved in each other's so I expect you extracurricular activity uh-huh

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do they all have something way that sounds depressing how do you split the

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bond with your teammates cuz they're not trying to they just formed a party

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because they all hate everybody else Wow ain't that like the losers club so

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Tiana invites bond to accompany her accompany her since she doesn't have her

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own hobby yet so we go into episode 5 it's called a meeting of with the Iron

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Tigers so the survivors all dream of the lives they had before the flaming

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dragon in particular Tiana dreams of her academy instructor his career she

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accidentally ruined through her own ambition damn and Nick dreams of his ex

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chlorine dreams turned out to be unintentionally caused by Kuzo Nostel

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telepathy well monster hunting Kuzo na reveals he contains a sword that it

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contains the sword skills of his past wielders which I guess is a let's see

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Kuzo na trying to remember who that is hey I'm confused now I think who's in of

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the sword I think so but that's him was bong I mean on yeah well they change it

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and midway through the fucking description I think so well monster

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honey Kuzo na reveals he contains the sword skills of all his past wielders so

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yeah I guess it is a sword weird while at a restaurant with Korean and kuzo and

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kuzo na Nick spots Claudine baby say you a known

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con artists trying to take a young man's money used in the same con she once used

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on Nick so she was she was definitely she's in him how long was she dating

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them for probably for a little while but did they get busy no that's a he

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client leaves after Nick's and Nick exposes her Claudine later provokes a

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fight between Nick and her party leader Leon leader of the Iron Tigers however

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in private Leon reveals to Nick he will soon dumb Claudine as she has made him

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rich but her cons draw too much attention he also congratulates Nick on

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forming the survivors party as he assumes Nick is Connie and then for money

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how dare she he's doing his best to be a better man I know Nick beats him up

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forever even suggesting he would betray his real first real friends how dare you

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pitch the guild leader breaks him up as a street brawl is beneath career is

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beneath career adventurers instead Leon challenges Nick to the traditional

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mathematics bare-knuckle battle mathematics bare-knuckle battle yes so

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episode 6 is called mathematics bare-knuckle curse you can tell this has

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some comedy elements in it it is explained bare-knuckle mathematics

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involves ten rounds of brawling Nick and Leon fight while current and

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Claudine solve math questions to end each round here's whoever gets the most

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questions correct earns their fighter a free punch to the opponent current

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panics as she is bad at maths oh great the sim learns that the Iron Tigers

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plan to cheat using their party member big during round one and two current

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loses to Claudine so Nick is punched twice the other survivors cannot locate

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beg anywhere current loses the third round so Nick is punched again the

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survivors suspect big is waiting for the later rounds to force him to appear

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Tiana suggests that they answer all the questions in one go even though if current

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loses Nick would be punched seven times John dang go ahead and take it hey punch

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you got a guilt master Vilma agrees so Claudine uses telepathy crystals to get

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the correct answers from big big is caught by the survivors who exposed

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Claudine's telepathy crystal the Iron Tigers are arrested and Claudine cries

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revealing that she never wanted to be a criminal and hates who she has become

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Corinne is happy she learned maths because she can now identify bargains at

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restaurants menus you should learn something and Nick's just off he got hit

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three times already episode 7 is called gambling lesson so Leon is interrogated

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about the treasure he looted from the labyrinth years ago the sword of ruinous

422
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:11,040
evolution so it's another one of those same kind of swords like they found the

423
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:15,080
sword of bonds only this one's the ruinous evolution a ruinous evolution

424
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:20,240
yeah elsewhere Tiana Nick and Kuzena enjoy themselves at a casino which is

425
00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:24,120
attacked by Leon looking for Nick having used the sword to escape and evolve into

426
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:27,800
a monster Leon whose sense of smell can now detect

427
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:33,040
lies threatens Tiana for Nick's flotation lies yeah Tiana is amused by Leon's

428
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:36,920
assumption she and Nick are friends Leon's nose tells him Tiana has no

429
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:41,520
faith Nick will save her at all so he decides to just kill her however Nick

430
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:47,360
does save her with Kuzuna in his sword of bond form surprising Tiana evolution

431
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:52,080
evolves Leon further and takes control of his body rampaging wildly while Leon

432
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:57,840
begs him to stop Tiana and Nick prove their real friendship by using bonds

433
00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:03,080
full powers to fuse into one body the same way he did with Kurin earlier only

434
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:07,480
it's two other people now him and Tiana still weird at the name they've just

435
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:10,880
chased the name of the sword without telling us yeah I think they might have

436
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:15,760
might have added it at the end of the episode I just didn't remember that

437
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:20,200
crushing my fucking charger I moved it they are beating the hell out of it

438
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:29,360
no I moved it try not to step on it Tiana and Nick prove their real

439
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:34,160
friendship by using bonds full power to fuse into one body Leon despite his hate

440
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:39,440
of humans refuses to believe he is truly an evil person and allows Nick and Tiana

441
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:43,920
to coat him in the casinos anti-magic playing cards returning him to normal

442
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:47,600
oh do they have anti-magic playing cards in this casino since there's people that

443
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:53,920
can use magic right they don't want card shouts shit so evolution is sealed away

444
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:58,320
the sword that he had and Leon returned to prison content that he is not evil at

445
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:02,400
heart especially when Nick reveals he avoided killing anyone when with

446
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:06,720
evolution controlling them there's a model that bad it's bad for Leon he's a

447
00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:12,920
special K man yeah he's gonna be episode 8 is called the beautiful paladin

448
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:17,960
agate meets Nick and is impressed at how far he's come but Nick is worried about

449
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:22,400
her as she has recently she has recently canceled all her concerts and public

450
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:27,280
appearances so this is that idol that he talks to now he's obsessed with oh boy

451
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:32,120
so agate nearer narrates that her real name is Bell Haggins ish

452
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:36,440
bell hagin that's a weird name and she was once a singer at her boyfriend Donnie's

453
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:40,040
failing bar until a music producer discovered her talent to made her an

454
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:44,600
idol how advanced is a society it's a it's a mix it's supposed to be

455
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:49,640
comedic so like do they have like forget smartphones and railway systems and cars

456
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:55,120
or they got concerts and idols and famous it's it's it's a mix weird it is

457
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:59,560
very weird it's very much done more for comedic effect than it is reminds me a

458
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:04,000
one-piece having like pirate levels and no phones and right they got snails and

459
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:09,160
they got robots and she fell in love with the lifestyle but began to feel

460
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:12,880
unsatisfied with Donnie especially whenever he began borrowing her idol

461
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:16,680
wages for gambling claiming it was to save the bar when everybody a fucking

462
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:21,640
gambler I was looking for even one day at the casino she saw Tiana easily win

463
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:26,080
all Donnie's money before helping make defeat at the evolved Leon causing agate

464
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:32,320
to idolize Tiana as her paladin yeah now in the present agate breaks up with

465
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:37,160
Donnie and beg begins hosting concerts again breading her return to her her

466
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:42,640
return to her Paladin Tiana which Nick realizes was himself and Tiana using

467
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:46,960
cousin as power the swords but whenever they fuse together bread agate meets

468
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:51,560
with Nick again confident they will both keep moving forward episode 9 is called

469
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:55,440
the legend of the labyrinth city Stepping Man question mark exclamation mark

470
00:38:55,440 --> 00:39:01,440
who is stepping man stepping man to face that thanks to the adventure amateur

471
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:06,080
journalist Olivia Taylor Kuzena becomes a subs obsessed with stepping man a

472
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:10,440
monster that can leap over rooftops and kidnaps children Jesus so the sword is

473
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:15,360
obsessed with this huh later the sim the priest who's another sword and Nick

474
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:20,880
stops stepping man kidnapping a girl named Rena with proof a stepping man is

475
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:24,840
actually a human using invisibility magic and the survivors decide to catch

476
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:29,200
him they confirmed stepping man has a bounty for his capture but the mercenary

477
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:32,040
guild insists they capture a smaller bounty first when they call the

478
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:36,040
survivors forget they're called the survivors because it is basically they're

479
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:41,280
only goal is to survive the dungeons they don't care about nothing else they just

480
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:50,200
want to survive when they later as a group the the mercenary guild insisted

481
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:55,480
capture a smaller bounty first hail Hardy a suspected murderer the mercenary

482
00:39:55,480 --> 00:40:00,840
ash angry at adventurers taken mercenary work enters a wager with Tiana on the

483
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:04,720
success of them capturing hail they track hail to the slums where zoom as a

484
00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:08,200
healer is disturbed by the living conditions of the many people who are

485
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:12,760
sick drug addicted and dying after capturing hail the survivors are

486
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:17,600
confronted by dr. Nalgaava another ex-priest who has been treating hail

487
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:24,400
for yellow demon sickness which is kind of like a a terminal disease almost

488
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:30,740
out damp when asking about stepping man hail reveals he has seen Olivia and the

489
00:40:30,740 --> 00:40:34,920
slums talking to children he had tuberculosis on it's a hell of a day the

490
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:38,080
survivors cannot ignore Olivia suspicious behavior and confront her

491
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:42,240
about being stepping man Olivia flees by jumping into the air straight through

492
00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:46,760
the building's roof just like stepping man does this is basically her saying

493
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:52,320
ha episode 10 is called labyrinth dragonet Raina's mother retired

494
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:56,960
adventurer had the song that is a millier is a is grateful the survivor

495
00:40:56,960 --> 00:41:01,720
savior Raina asks to become Zim's disciple but he refuses revealing his

496
00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:06,160
ex at his past experience gave him a phobia of young girls since he was

497
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:12,160
already accused he's like don't blame him Ada decides to train the survivors

498
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:16,360
against stepping man skills light body for flight and heavy body for strength

499
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:21,200
after encountering stepping man again Nick also doubts it is Olivia suspecting

500
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:26,760
stepping man is using a magic artifact Nick asks Leon's advice the one in jail

501
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:31,240
and learns the most likely artifact is an illusion King Jim are they all the same

502
00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:34,760
town forever or is they travel around it's mostly the same town and the

503
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:39,360
Dungeons around it that's interesting its illusions are easily broken by

504
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:42,640
confronting the user by name meaning Olivia is definitely not

505
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:47,520
stepping man Olivia later attacks them believing Nick is stepping man so this

506
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:51,480
is this big-ass can be a hell of a stepping man after determining that

507
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:55,680
neither of them are stepping to look you admit stepping man was her adventure

508
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:59,360
title before she became a reporter meaning stepping man is using her title

509
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:03,640
and skills to frame her examining a dead girl one of the stepping man's victims

510
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:09,000
they find an illusion Jim fragment designed to obscure her identity with the

511
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:13,560
fragment review review removed she is revealed as Martha a blacksmith's

512
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:17,240
daughter who was received treatment for yellow demon sickness Martha why do you

513
00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:24,000
say that name Martha the priest believes that he knows who stepping man is after

514
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:28,640
seeing this so episode 11 is called survivors versus stepping man you know I

515
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:34,880
have a superhero name to call me Baker's dozen I use kitchen based and gadgets

516
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:39,840
that's like crime so Jackie Chan I used to have a couple of I'd stand on top of

517
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:46,720
a donut shop 5 a.m. before like to fight crime so the survivors confront

518
00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:51,080
Stepping Man and break his illusions with his name dr. Nalgaava his obsession with

519
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:54,400
curing yellow demon sickness began whenever his daughter died of it the

520
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:58,520
sickness is usually sexually transmitted so after she died now Galva went mad

521
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:02,880
with the rumors of how his daughter became infected oh my experimenting on

522
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:06,520
kidnapped children now Galva has proven it can also be transmitted from contact

523
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:12,640
with infected blood basically it's AIDS I don't like it the Zim confronts him

524
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:16,600
with the pain you look at me both such you transmitted and blood and blood

525
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:21,720
transmitted so it is a pretty much God day yeah by experimenting on children

526
00:43:21,720 --> 00:43:25,720
now Galva has proven it can also be transmitted through infected blood Zim

527
00:43:25,720 --> 00:43:29,520
confronts him with the pain he has caused his victims parents but now Galva

528
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:35,480
is unreputed an armored warrior named white mask he's like I don't give a fuck

529
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:39,320
yeah suddenly tries to kill now Galva and the survivors to keep the truth

530
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:44,920
hidden current Tiana are hurt so Olivia distracts white mask identifying his

531
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:52,200
armor as a similar relic to Kizuna so similar to that sword Nick and Zim the

532
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:56,520
priest combine using Kizuna's bond ability and managed to stab white mask

533
00:43:56,520 --> 00:44:01,720
in the face shit I'm used they actually hurt him white mask spares their lives

534
00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:06,840
and disappears unless you're fucking tickled any fucking pretty much else

535
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:11,160
injured by falling rubble and also infected with yellow demon sickness now

536
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:15,920
Galva opts to die whenever the building collapses since white mask uses a relic

537
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:20,320
and an undoubtedly has a powerful master controlling him Olivia reveals to the

538
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:24,920
survivors that she is also a weapon relic like Kizuna the anti-demon God

539
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:29,880
sword of war so what's his name no God I just let the debris kill him yes

540
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:34,960
reminds me of the guy from Kung Fu Peta 2 yeah little swan or like the Peacock

541
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:39,400
that pillar that burning pillar just lands on him he just closes his eyes and

542
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:44,760
accepts it I will do this no like oh my god that was the most brutal death I

543
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:47,760
ever seen in a kids movie aside from the Tarzan movie where the guy hangs

544
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:54,240
himself yeah she breaks his fucking neck and last episode is called adventurers

545
00:44:54,240 --> 00:44:59,080
can't save the world yet so after defeating Stepping Man the survivors all

546
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:04,200
interested of depression Nick remembers meeting Argus who saved him from the

547
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:08,120
bandits that murdered his parents Zim takes over and now Galva is a murder

548
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:12,800
parents trope I know Jesus we're taking him to the extreme what if I just had a

549
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:16,200
happy childhood and you got bored so you decided to be an adventurer there's a

550
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:20,240
couple of anime out there like that it's always some brutal brutal horrific event

551
00:45:20,240 --> 00:45:24,000
that turned me into they were trying to make Berserker but not as hardcore yeah

552
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:29,360
there is one though I can always bring up in a couple of weeks but it's that

553
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:34,980
we're no thank you know where she's got a perfect life I'm getting with as him

554
00:45:34,980 --> 00:45:39,560
takes over now Galva's clinic and the slums Tiana returns to gambling but no

555
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:44,320
longer enjoys it when the survivors meet there is an uncertainty over what to do

556
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:49,200
next current begins brooding over Calios and wonders if she forgot about him and

557
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:54,120
moved on Olivia discovers evidence the dark demon god will soon return with

558
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:58,640
white mask somehow involved she is also investigating the black market that so

559
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:02,800
Nalgaava the illusion King Jim as a reporter she's looking into a bunch of

560
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:07,720
shit current is on down low asleep current takes an interest in the market

561
00:46:07,720 --> 00:46:13,240
as they may be where Calios sewed her dragon King Jim the survivors promise

562
00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:17,260
if she ever wants to find her Jim that will help her suddenly inspire the

563
00:46:17,260 --> 00:46:21,120
survivors decide to uncover the conspiracy expose white mask and stop

564
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:26,200
the dark demon gods return current games and admire a cat girl she earlier saved

565
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:31,420
from the same swindled merchant whom Calios once a from her from Kazuna the

566
00:46:31,420 --> 00:46:36,240
sword and Olivia both immortal artifacts who will long outlive the survivors agree

567
00:46:36,240 --> 00:46:39,440
the survivors have potential to bring the dark demon god to defeat the dark

568
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:43,680
demon god but still have a long way to go and it was always a dark dark demon

569
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:48,640
always always there's more villains than just demons that's why a free Rinat

570
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:52,480
journeys and you start after the fact that's what makes it a little bit more

571
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:56,760
unique but they're still fighting demons aren't they there's like random demons

572
00:46:56,760 --> 00:47:00,480
but something interesting but the demon Lord I'm fighting Cthulhu or something

573
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:05,720
oh I can find you one no thanks if knowing Japan don't make it weird

574
00:47:05,720 --> 00:47:10,400
look you know that weird Batman the dude that comes to Gotham yeah or he becomes

575
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:16,040
an actual bad at the end yeah that's shit is weird I mean there is a there is a

576
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:23,200
anime out there it's called how not to summon a demon lord it's a harem oh yeah

577
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:27,120
all right you ready to move on to some reddit I'm ready let me hold this shit

578
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:34,440
in as long as I can cuz I have to take a fucking dump we all know now you're

579
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:39,840
gonna take the clothes off the building but I think it'll be good all right first

580
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:43,880
one is by Squidward's hentai

581
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:56,160
person puts so no good I was in school and I had a very small group of friends

582
00:47:56,160 --> 00:48:01,520
and stick to them we were all called to an assembly during the day I turned to

583
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:06,320
my friend and said to me how do you know what this is about hey do you know what

584
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:10,480
this is about friend and we're raising money for Asia me oh what are we doing

585
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:15,400
that why are we doing that the friend Asia has cancer me genuinely confused

586
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:19,800
doesn't every place have cancer my friend said I was being an asshole and I

587
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:23,640
genuinely genuinely didn't know that she was talking about I went on to the

588
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:27,040
assembly to see a girl on the projector during a video call he's you use the

589
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:32,360
random girl named Asia well she had just been through chemotherapy and was saying

590
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:37,120
hi to us it didn't just hit me Asia was the girl who had been diagnosed with

591
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:40,800
cancer in our town her name was Asia they were not talking about the country

592
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:46,040
or the continent I felt like such an asshole yeah well Asia has cancer he's

593
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:51,800
like the neighbor of what you mean I mean he was hit man on his mistake what

594
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:58,200
about the least an honest what no next one is by snake charmer spray some

595
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:03,840
boots so every time I try to shave my head I end up butchering myself I'm a

596
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:08,000
newly bald dude and whenever I see other bald dudes I ask for tips I get asked

597
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:13,240
for beer tips all the same for for now I've just been settling for using

598
00:49:13,240 --> 00:49:17,040
clippers and cutting my hair at the shortest setting possible so I'm on my

599
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:21,120
son soccer game and I see a dapper bald man and ask him how he gets a dapper

600
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:26,800
bald man and ask him how he gets his shave so close he smiles and says with an

601
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:31,080
accent well first you get this thing called alopecia and then it just falls

602
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:37,280
out I immediately apologized to him I'm a dumb ass he just laughs and says I

603
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:42,120
know it's so shiny right thankfully he was really cool about it and we both had

604
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:47,360
a good laugh you know me not liking body hair I wish I had alopecia no beard no

605
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:51,560
beard no I get rid of the beard no problem she just fucking falls out of

606
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:57,200
clumps so like no it would be weird like not having any body hair but I mean like

607
00:49:57,200 --> 00:50:00,680
it's like playing them on the least serious like to a guy the least serious

608
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:05,440
like you know illness you could have or disease or whatever it is yeah so you

609
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:09,240
don't have you see you don't have any eyebrows to be all right you look like

610
00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:15,640
an egg so all righty next one is by five six one eight two six five four one

611
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:19,840
great you just put in the combination and then just unlock some weird video on

612
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:24,720
the internet no no it's just a random number in the bit by the way there is a

613
00:50:24,720 --> 00:50:31,920
what is it augmented reality where if you go on to if you type in the the even

614
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:36,960
the web browser or the website that you get from the Batman movie you go to the

615
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:40,640
it's sent you to the actual site that the Riddler created oh real he tried to

616
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:44,200
he tried to convince you to or he tried he tried to get you to solve his riddles

617
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:47,760
and he knows when you're cheating if you try to leave the browser to look for

618
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:51,480
something else oh real yeah so he'll you pretty much going up against a Riddler

619
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:55,160
it's pretty fun I haven't tried it yet cuz I'm scared to he's got some kind of

620
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:58,800
virus in it well no it's like a legit like Warner Brothers like the website

621
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:03,200
okay it just it just masks itself as like some random like sketchy a black

622
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:06,560
side but it's not right it's because it's augmented reality so it's like a

623
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:11,440
it's like it's real in the context of the movie but not in real life right like

624
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:15,560
that weird Scott Lang book that he wrote the ant-man that's it's like his real

625
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:19,160
adventures it's not really his adventures it's not a real book you need

626
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:22,280
to try them on see if you can beat the Riddler I don't know like because they

627
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:26,480
would take a vast amount of my time right plus if I leave he'll know and I

628
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:31,400
feel like a I feel like a loser so I would need a whole day of me just sitting

629
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:36,600
there against a Riddler like of course I can beat the Riddler I mean like three

630
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:45,000
times in the Batman James three times with no no strategy guy that's pretty

631
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:50,840
good I'm just that damn good the car ones were fucking terrible though an

632
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:55,120
Arkham Knight yeah they really were like I gave up on them because it's like fuck

633
00:51:55,120 --> 00:52:00,360
it I'm done I mean weren't that fun and they were like a fucking the like 600 of

634
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:04,280
them yeah if I'm gonna do that in one night that man is fucking superhuman I

635
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:08,280
don't care what anyone says every every one of those games takes place in one

636
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:13,520
single night yeah so I ever do a video game a YouTube channel yeah I'd be like

637
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:16,040
alright we're gonna play the Batman game we're gonna beat every single game in

638
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:19,640
one night and we'll not like every single game each in their own night right

639
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:22,920
and if I can beat the whole game and all the fucking extra like side missions in

640
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:27,280
one night as possible so I have to start like a 7 p.m. and you have people that

641
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:32,280
have put 40 hours exactly there's like too much time yeah plus some of the

642
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:36,280
stuff in Arkham City doesn't doesn't fucking register till I later in the

643
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:43,520
game or some shit or even well after the game yeah all right so this person puts

644
00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:48,360
last night my wife was out so I treated myself to a bath after 10 minutes or so

645
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:51,640
I started to feel a bit horny and decided to knock one out especially as

646
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:56,720
my wife is on her period so there won't be any sex in a few for a few days on my

647
00:52:56,720 --> 00:53:02,200
fucking ear and I started getting into it I grabbed my razor off of the side of

648
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:05,920
the bath Harry's brain razor if you're interested was a nice ribbed handle

649
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:09,720
kick off with it I then stuck the handle of the razor into my ass and continued

650
00:53:09,720 --> 00:53:19,960
to jerk off yeah and I call me by surprise shit is dangerous too it's how

651
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:24,000
dangerous as fuck after a few minutes I came hard and went to remove the razor

652
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:29,200
from my ass as I pulled it out just the head came out the handle disappeared

653
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:34,720
luckily I managed to just grab a hold of the end and pull the handle and pull it

654
00:53:34,720 --> 00:53:38,840
out avoiding the need for a hospital visit an exploit explanation to my wife

655
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:43,960
who frowns upon masturbating why I laid in the bath for another 20 minutes just

656
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:47,880
trying to catch my breath and get over what had happened so he sat in his own

657
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:54,400
come water yeah and no I hate me fucking shot in his own mouth probably I didn't

658
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:59,800
sleep much last night because of the panic I had been about what had happened

659
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:05,160
don't do it again don't shove a razor up your ass yeah that's exactly that would

660
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:08,260
be the best thing don't ever show a laser weirdest thing to do a special

661
00:54:08,260 --> 00:54:11,960
razor and then we got a nice ribbed handle if you're interested in this like

662
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:19,880
what next one is by girl entering the world person puts I love eating oranges

663
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:23,760
this past week in the grocery store had origins I'll sell so buy one get one

664
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:27,280
free I immediately jumped on the sale and decided to eat some as my morning

665
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:31,160
snack during my breaks at work I've never had any issues with eating at work

666
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:34,840
because I have my own private office and I can always eat the break room this

667
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:39,200
morning I bought a broadening orange and ate it about 15 to 10 to 15 minutes ago

668
00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:44,160
he said bitch hole I went to the restroom to wash my hands after because

669
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:48,040
I had use on them I come back and someone is cleaning up my trash can she

670
00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:51,080
told me that one of our co-workers is severely allergic to oranges and that

671
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:54,880
simply being near orange oils like whenever it comes off of the pill when

672
00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:58,920
you're peeling them is enough to set off her allergy ouch I don't think she

673
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:03,640
experiences anaphylaxis or at least isn't currently because nobody has

674
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:07,120
called an ambulance yet I never would have brought the orange into work if I

675
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:10,440
had known someone would have an allergic reaction to it I haven't really heard

676
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:14,920
I can't fucking live in this God take iron rush in Berlin I can't bring

677
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:18,760
oranges to work I have never heard of that allergy have you no not an orange

678
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:24,760
allergy like a citrus allergy maybe oh hmm next one is by temporary thing 75

679
00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:29,280
17 person puts so this morning my husband and I were following our usual

680
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:32,880
routine he used the toilet to do his business and whatever he finishes he

681
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:35,920
usually wipes the seat down with a little bit of alcohol for me which is my

682
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:39,600
it's like what kind of now yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

683
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:43,540
tears that's what kind of biohazard you leave behind he had to fucking sterilize

684
00:55:43,540 --> 00:55:49,040
a statement toilet seat you know you whatever then he tells us the alcohol

685
00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:52,800
ice that alcohol bird is like a motherfucker yes it does especially

686
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:56,080
well like when you after you have your head shaved yeah and my cousin used to

687
00:55:56,080 --> 00:56:02,840
love just fuck and rub in my family like the back of my head like ah feels good

688
00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:05,600
though then he tells us the alcohol is that I

689
00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:10,960
toilet paper into the toilet no big deal so here I come ready to blow edge

690
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:17,360
holding that shit back as I am right now I usually flush whenever a whatever is

691
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:21,000
in there before I sit down if there is anything but does he not flush the

692
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:26,600
toilet he leads to a clean toilet wouldn't want you to sit I want you to

693
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:30,800
look at it but he just finished and flush so the only thing in the toilet

694
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:36,040
would have been the now super diluted right alcohol toilet paper now usually

695
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:39,380
whenever the water splashes back it's cold slightly unpleasant sensation no

696
00:56:39,380 --> 00:56:44,040
big deal what the fucking toilet paper splash back in her coochie no big deal

697
00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:47,920
couple of drops of water nope this time I felt the tiniest drop hit my butthole

698
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:52,600
and lit me on fire what the fuck apparently that tiny square of toilet

699
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:56,920
paper turned the entire bowl into some 90% alcohol and I felt it I still feel

700
00:56:56,920 --> 00:57:05,420
it so painful believe his sterile so yeah it's your boo-y-hole stay next one

701
00:57:05,420 --> 00:57:09,800
is by den hanks this person put so yeah so this happened three days ago not

702
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:14,200
necessarily today I fucked up but figured to share anyway I am one of the

703
00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:19,680
overnight shift managers at a fast-food restaurant in California probably and I

704
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:23,760
listen I tend to close up and lock up the joint before I head out this

705
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:27,640
particular night I was told by my store manager before they left that they had a

706
00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:30,920
couple of nights the temperatures in the freezer had been rising which is

707
00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:35,000
extremely bad and it called someone to look in at it but told me to make sure

708
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:38,680
that the door was fully closed and to just make sure everything was in order

709
00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:42,680
before I left for the night I went to the back once my last couple crew

710
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:46,440
members clocked out to settle the store and leave by checking out the freezer

711
00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:51,400
the door was slightly a jar I was unsure if this was an issue with the door or if

712
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:55,280
it was just someone who had left it open so I go try to shut it only for it to

713
00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:58,960
not really close properly so I go inside to check the hinges real quick to see if

714
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:03,240
maybe that's what the issue was even though I really wasn't sure what I was

715
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:06,840
looking for I couldn't find the problem exactly so I figured I'd just prop

716
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:10,240
something in front of the door until we could get a check I grabbed the door

717
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:14,160
handle but I sort of slipped on the cold metal floor and twitched the latch hard

718
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:19,280
down as my buddy my body pushed forward and slammed the door shut I'm kind of

719
00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:24,360
amazed it kind of dazed me for a moment but I got up and tried to open the door

720
00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:28,960
only to realize that nope it wasn't open at all the latch was tilted slightly

721
00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:33,040
downwards and it was locked in place I seriously couldn't get the damn door

722
00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:38,960
open and I began to panic I panicked easily. Good job. I panicked easily and somehow

723
00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:46,560
seeing how I suddenly just ended up on man vs. freezer I wasn't

724
00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:50,060
thinking straight I sort of tugged on the door pulled it up and down tried

725
00:58:50,060 --> 00:58:53,800
pushing and pulling none of it was working in a Looney Tunes fashion I

726
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:58,660
grabbed my skinny ass and put my foot up on one wall grabbed the latch and tried

727
00:58:58,660 --> 00:59:05,080
and pulled with my Joe Dirt like strength I still didn't it still didn't

728
00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:09,000
work and I got really mad so I jumped on the door with both feet and started

729
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:14,000
and jagging the door handle around I guess jiggling the door handle around

730
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:18,920
while kind of making animalistic noises no way to fall and hit my back against

731
00:59:18,920 --> 00:59:22,960
the ground it hurt pretty bad but what was worse was that whenever I looked out

732
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:28,080
in front of me and saw that I was that I pulled the latch out of the door

733
00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:34,800
I had no idea how I did that but I yelled fuck because now I really felt

734
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:39,120
like I was done for fuck I ended up on screen the plastic curtains in front of

735
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:42,720
the door they used to decrease the amount of cold air that comes out of the

736
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:47,160
opening whenever you open the door ripping apart cardboard boxes specifically

737
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:50,520
out of fry boxes and putting the cardboard on the ground as well as

738
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:54,920
wrapping the plastic around myself to mask the pseudo cold resilient to make a

739
00:59:54,920 --> 01:00:01,280
pseudo code resilient armor against that blasted freezer pseudo cold resilient so

740
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:06,320
he knows it doesn't work cuz pseudo means fake yes I also made a tint of

741
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:09,860
some kind of the some kind with the cardboard I turned into a fucking cave

742
01:00:09,860 --> 01:00:13,560
man why did you have your phone on his call somebody as well because there was

743
01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:17,440
nothing else I could do really I was freezing my ass off about two hours in

744
01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:22,220
now I'm my god I had to use the restroom and I hadn't used the restroom in quite

745
01:00:22,220 --> 01:00:26,240
a while and was starting to get restless I didn't know if it was due to the cold

746
01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:30,400
or not but my stomach was hurting more than usual and I ended up having to find

747
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:34,560
an empty bucket and you that we use for pickles in order to take one of the

748
01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:38,640
fattest fucking shits I've ever taken what the fuck happened what the fuck

749
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:45,880
happened this man like you he went full primal when he got stuck like he just

750
01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:52,600
loggies oh you got a spear in there I'm not saying what I wiped with by the

751
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:58,040
fucking curtains or the cardboard or one of the buns oh whatever he found I went

752
01:00:58,040 --> 01:01:01,240
back into my shitty tent and about five to six hours later the morning crew

753
01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:05,520
ended up finding me and letting me out are you fucking hitting me I had mild

754
01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:09,540
hypothermia it was feeling very dizzy and out of it whenever I got out I even

755
01:01:09,540 --> 01:01:13,000
had to go to the hospital for it I would have fucking busted something open oh

756
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:17,880
you're damn well sure I'm gonna find a way out yeah I'm getting the fuck out

757
01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:24,480
all right next one is by Athena BTS Athena yeah this is one of the last two

758
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:29,240
right here BTS behind the scenes probably you ever seen behind the scenes porno

759
01:01:29,240 --> 01:01:34,720
videos they're fun to watch how not sure how a lot goofy the other behind the

760
01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:38,080
scenes are you'll be you'll be seeing people two people bang the hell out of

761
01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:42,400
each other right and the corner be a dude eating a donut with like a fucking

762
01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:51,440
camera very unromantic after that I could do that this person puts today I

763
01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:56,040
fucked up by somehow bringing up the flat earth argument to which I said a

764
01:01:56,040 --> 01:02:01,680
said a joke as follows you know I once debated a flat earther and they got so

765
01:02:01,680 --> 01:02:04,200
mad that they said they'd walk me to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong

766
01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:11,600
they'll come around eventually it's a horrible joke but I get it ha ha funny I

767
01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:15,360
know which my boss was like that's a good one now I don't want to believe my

768
01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:18,440
boss is a conspiracy theorist but the fact that after the joke he went on a

769
01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:23,360
tangent about the earth being flat has me questioning a lot of things first

770
01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:27,480
here's some backstory number one he started an escape room business where I

771
01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:32,680
worked at two his business is doing all right except for the fact that it is

772
01:02:32,680 --> 01:02:37,160
closing down soon due to the landlord not renewing the lease three he is very

773
01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:41,840
disorganized I would not like to mention I would also like to mention he

774
01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:47,400
prefaced his flat earth argument a tangent as being kind of flat earther I

775
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:52,160
just don't know I just don't know where to go from there the fact that he

776
01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:55,800
actually refuses to see any other argument is incomprehensible to me I

777
01:02:55,800 --> 01:03:01,880
can't understand such a in simple words crazy mindset for his for his this idea

778
01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:05,440
to work all the fake images and collaborations and employees spanning

779
01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:09,280
millions of people for decades would have to be lying to all of mankind and

780
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:14,520
not let one let it slip also the flat-earth theory was before the US

781
01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:19,200
government or NASA ever existed so that on and itself disprove such a dumb

782
01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:23,120
theory but I digress it's not even just the fact that he believes such a

783
01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:27,240
conspiracy it's also the fact that whenever I or my co-worker said anything

784
01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:32,000
back he would dismiss it immediately acting like we're indoctrinated anyway

785
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:35,440
I've looked into the theory just in case he ever decides to go on a tangent

786
01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:38,920
again and I have some arguments but if you guys have anything disapproving

787
01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:45,560
disproving the theory please put sources and links down below like you just don't

788
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:49,280
argue with a person like that not really because there's already insane there's

789
01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:57,080
no point dogger you're gonna win not at all last one for today is by fuck do song

790
01:03:57,080 --> 01:04:06,600
this person puts the bubble guts this guy but today I moved in my new apartment

791
01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:11,440
for a new job and the day was going great New York in new city new country

792
01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:15,560
even another continent I went to IKEA to buy some furniture stuff and just got

793
01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:22,760
back on on pure coming back home routine coming back I head to the bathroom start

794
01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:25,640
sitting down on the throne and checking the phone which usually results in

795
01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:32,280
subconscious cleansing of the intestine system I'm aware of I'm aware let's see

796
01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:36,040
I am so unaware of this background routine dumping process that now I

797
01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:41,520
reach for the toilet paper realizing it didn't exist hmm I had to rethink if I

798
01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:50,960
truly did it just did business in our two or not what I don't know I don't

799
01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:54,600
know if the NRA is like he didn't know fucking world right now yeah took me

800
01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:58,360
five good seconds to swallow reality for what it is I'm currently gathering the

801
01:04:58,360 --> 01:05:02,360
strength to go down manual on the outage as I am now sitting on the toilet with

802
01:05:02,360 --> 01:05:06,640
sticky shit on my bum and no country conventional way to get rid of it man we

803
01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:09,040
just don't appreciate stuff until we don't have it anymore

804
01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:13,640
toilet paper it happens yeah I guess she's got grab one of those table we

805
01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:18,520
were towels for them she's got to do what you got to do

806
01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:27,080
you got to use what you got to do you got to use what you got to use it

807
01:05:27,080 --> 01:05:30,600
reminds me it'll hand towel well if you ever heard that old I just burned them

808
01:05:30,600 --> 01:05:33,800
afterwards have you ever heard that old Eddie Murphy joke where he said nothing

809
01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:38,720
can I kid this is when you can say in school where the bear asks a rabbit is

810
01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:43,600
like hey does those bears sit here the rest share this shit you think to your

811
01:05:43,600 --> 01:05:50,480
fur it's like no no the fucking best way why's that yeah yeah what rabbit silly

812
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:56,880
rabbit shit is for you no but that's all I got in red is a day anything else

813
01:05:56,880 --> 01:06:01,280
before we head out I don't know the bubble goes hit hard I don't know what

814
01:06:01,280 --> 01:06:04,840
the hell I do date but I'm fucking Braydon just fucking kicked me in the

815
01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:14,160
ass all right we'll see you guys on the next one