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Okay, listen, I don't have a Cody Knights episode today because last week's was an absolute
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It was very unorganized.
I'm not used to being that unorganized.
So we will not have one this week so I can get a little bit more organized and then we'll
be back episode 11 next week.
Don't you guys worry.
It's going to be a tremendous, it'll be amazing.
Bad Boys for Life.
You know what I'm talking about when I tell you the story.
So right now we're going to move on to Urban Dictionary.
Cool.
What you got for us?
We got 10 more entries into the ever expanding, never ending Urban Dictionary.
This was called the Moon Swerve.
It's when a man stands on an elevated surface that ejaculates into an arc formation onto
a woman's mouth.
Arc formation.
Yeah, like a little moon.
So this one's called a Pipe Layer.
It's basically one who has mastered the art of getting laid.
One who can travel to any location and still get laid with great ease.
You can go as far to say women call him up just for random sex.
This man is truly the greatest at fucking women.
And then it just says something like Tucker Maxx, Casanova, half, et cetera, et cetera.
Oh, that's where you get the word Casanova.
Yeah, et cetera, et cetera.
Et cetera, et cetera.
So this one is Los Angeles.
It says not a pretty or charming city.
Many languages spoken here.
Many people, cultures live here.
Population Los Angeles city is about 4 million and Los Angeles County about 9 million.
Los Angeles, massive fucking city.
Probably aside from, it's probably, no, the biggest city in North, no, in America is probably
New York.
New York is the.
I mean like America, like the whole continent.
Probably Mexico with like fucking 18 billion people.
There's so many people in Mexico City.
It's fucking horrendous.
Well, let us look it up.
The fucking war zone.
Let's take a look.
Let us take a look.
Los Populous City in North America.
Well, in America.
North America would just be Canada and America.
That's true.
This is America.
This is my area.
Huh?
I got this draft.
This is my area.
Uh, that's going to give you only the U.S.
And of course it will.
Continental United States.
Well when you say America. America. American continent.
I still give you the nicest days. No here we go. In Canada. Here we go. So we have
New York, New York at 8.8 million. Nice. Mexico City at 9.2. God day. How's New
York number one then? I think by square mile. Wow. Los Angeles 3.9 million.
Really? That is a significant drop. Like from New York to Los Angeles is a
massive drop in population. I don't know if this is actually all in order because
they're not. It's just giving you the numbers. Yeah. So I guess Mexico City has
a higher population than New York. Los Angeles. How was that on my charger?
Yeah. 3.9. It's Mexico City. All Mexicans do because we have DNA of rabbits is
fuck. And you don't use condoms. You let him hit it raw. But now you're in single
mom. Oh well there's even a higher one too than Mexico City. Oh I'll get to
fucking. Guatemala City at 1.2 million. God dang Guatemala. Sao Paulo. For some
reason Mexicans do not like Guatemalans. Oh really? And I do not know why. I don't
even know how can I even tell them apart. Sao Paulo. Sao Paulo Brazil. 11
million. God dang. Brazilians. Buenos Aires. Buenos Aires. 3.1. Nice. Chicago 2.7.
Philadelphia 1.6. Brasilia 2.6. I like cities that are more like I could never
live in a city that's just one hugely dominant ethnicity you know. I like a
melting pot. Okay what do you know if you ever heard of the city of Mugada? No.
No. They got 8 million people. Good for them. Lima 7.6. Santiago 6.3.
Santiago. Mm-hmm Guadalajara. 1.1. Guadalajara. Rio de Janeiro 6.2.
That's Rio. Rio de Janeiro. Rio. Rio de Janeiro. I'm gonna pronounce the way I want to.
No it is Rio. I'm just fucking with you. Dude wasn't surprised. They tried to change it.
The rio is rio. You know what I mean? Yeah let's see I guess the most popular or
most populous. Cool. So Yom Kippur City falls into that. It's just not as
developed as New York City. You will not know. The day I heard an Asian woman
speak Spanish on some show on Netflix right? Yeah. How hard I got. Don't do it.
Well from the Philippines and stuff they do speak Spanish. I was like I was
come by surprise. Yeah. It was such an interest like a Chinese woman speaking
Spanish. I was like I am a stone heart. I would be that guy that dates non
Hispanic women in Mexico City. I can see that. I don't know that way.
I don't know. I just like you know I like being me. I like B&B. Next one is
Natasha Romanoff. The best Avenger. The one who repeatedly saved the world
without hesitation and spent five years trying to undo Stannos' snap.
They miss wrote Stannos here by the way. Well then just a beauty. A
person who sacrificed her life although it should have been Clint. The redhead.
The only girl in the original Avengers didn't deserve all her
suffering and pain and obviously death and obviously one of the most heroic MCU
characters with one of the best personalities. You've seen that skit
where it's like so what's your superpower? Kicking. It's like can you can you kick Thor?
No. Go ahead you know you can Thor. I wonder if he had a kick. I don't know if he was going to kick once in his whole fucking career.
This one this one's called the Zondag. Like the weirdest like word. It's just
like the itchy feeling a man gets after he shaves his balls. Because it has like
a long short feeling where it's like oh fuck. I don't know I never shaved my balls.
There's a dead silence after that. This one is a hairy pussyphobia. Something I
don't have. A person usually male. But sometimes female. But a
complete hatred and or discomfort with women's genitals having pubic hair. He
she is usually the type of person who watches pornography on an existing basis
and expects his or her girlfriend slash wife to live up to the visual imagery of
the woman on screen. I watched pornography non-stop. One could say it's your lot.
One could say that I'm insane. I don't have any unrealistic expectations on a woman's body.
I like every shape and size. Stretch marks. Hairy armpits. No problem.
Saggy titties. Give me more. You start going down the drain. I just say every day I like it.
Smelly ass. Maybe wash it a little bit. This type of person often does not see a woman for
who she is but rather unfortunately he she sees a woman for who she is not and
begins to demand that she shave her pubic hair that fits his or her desires and
personal expectations. I never understood that. Okay so I do have the porn style
the porn star expectation of sex right. Which means that if I care about a woman
enough right and we have a lot of fun and all this and that when we get into
the bedroom it's going to get wild. And I need you to keep up with me because it
going. It going. You know what I mean? But I need like you know like all the romantic
stuff great I'll take you to the movies I'll give you roses on Valentine's Day.
I once gave a girl what I gave her for Valentine's Day I gave her a marshmallow
in the shape of a bear. Highly romantic and then I'll find it. Then we went to a fucking
bathroom and we get some well haha. Because like I can say because once it gets like
you know that song Bad Touch by the what are those bands name? You know the name?
You know the middle. Bad Touch sounds bad but it's not it's
it's a song and one of the phrases is you and me baby ate nothing but mammals so
let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. Yeah. So when we close the
bedroom door it we gonna get wild. I'm sorry all right I know a lot of
positions and you're about to get bam. So I always mean someone that's
someone that's like has like just mission like three positions right? I got
300. So sometimes you know women are even you know sometimes they're like really
like or people in general are like really limited in what they want to do
but I am a fucking freak. We've heard that multiple times very recently you know.
Come out and give me a test ride. Freaks come out at night and there's no way.
The freaks wish they were me. So in many cases women are generally and
already not comfortable with their body in some sense well we're gonna keep the
lights on cuz I'm comfortable every every little I like every inch of your
body. I don't know something about it like it just you be comfortable with
yourself. Maybe I've been lucky with the women have been they've been they've
been down they've been DTF. In some sense women may have a certain fear by their
natural state because pornography and razor companies have pushed the idea of
what the female illness should be. The female illness should be whatever your body is.
You're good as you are. Let me let me suck them. I'm almost I'm like a
feminist but I'm also a pervert. I completely respect women and I got every
sense of women but I just want to get muckwild with the ones like that well you
would never catch me like you never hear rumors or reports from me of like sexual
harassment. Right. But you know you'd hear a lot of noises in the veteran. So it's
kind of weird like I'm very tame in real life but once we cross that border with
each other girl we gonna get so if you commit to me be ready for the marathon.
Well I've completed. Let me see. What was I to add to this her boyfriend
who demands that she shave only adds to her frustration and her
developing phobia her own body's normal state. In quintessence. Damn
quintessence. There's even there's even high quintessence is
highlighted. I'm gonna go click on it see what quintessence is. Let's see
quintessence most typical example of something. There we go.
Solved it. Oh I fucked up. Oh oh. Hairy pussy phobia exists in those who are
apprehensive of the natural human body. I'm not. In this case dread of public
hair or pubic hair images who have hairy pussy phobia will constantly try to
justify their preference for a shaved five-year-old. What? Where's a five-year-old
look on a woman. The justification represents for shaving genders have
become very identical over the years to point that now has developed into
program responses. Yeah like nowadays like women that aren't shaved feel like
they need that you know what I mean. It's weird. Like I mean it goes it goes the same
way with dudes like if my girl wants me to take care of myself I'm going to. Like
it goes both ways. I guess. Cock snuffler. Moving on from something
actually like not wholesome but like educational in terms of like respecting
women's bodies however they are and you know men's bodies like being accepting
of a person's body whatever it is right to something called cock. I am a man of
many layers and contradiction. The act of two men bumping their penal heads
together. I imagine in my head they do it sideways like the hell country and they
just try to bang them together. And then they're both like oh shit nah.
And that's what is mussy. His mom pussy. Yeah. I don't know what to do now.
A lot of quiet. I was like huh now I'm thinking a lot. I read a lot of books is
what I say. So my mom is like inundated with the vast amounts of like different
people's perspectives on everything. Cap hoofling. So you're getting getting
buckwine and with wild at a party then getting ass naked in front of everyone
anyone who asked being a complete skanky whore. Oh so just a whore then. So yeah
just me. Next one. Last one. Why did I add this? Next one is wild boon. It's a
woman who resembles a wildebeest with a baboons ass. I don't know who that is but
wild boar. Wild wildebeest it said. So the PSA today ladies is enjoy your bodies.
Men most men don't really care what you look like. If they like you they at least
keep it tame. Or let it run wild. Hell no. What's that forest where the spiders
attacked the hobbits and dwarfs in the second movie. I can't remember the name of it.
Be there. No. At least keep from like you ain't got to get rid of all of it but
from or let it go. No. No. I'd be like and just dive in there. I got a book called the
let me let me let me find the title. As I said I like to I like to be very I
like to keep myself well read. Let me see if I find it. Let me see. The book is
called a a brief history of the female body by Dr. Dina Emara. It's made for
women for women about the evolutionary look at how and why the women form came
to be. I can't help it. I like women and I will try to study them as much as I
can to be a. You even win as far as women world. So that's because I like the
detective story. Lies. Lies I say. It is. I loved it. I love solving mysteries as
much as you like those middle-aged women on the first. I love solving mysteries as
much as I love eating pussy. And I love beans. That's another thing about me is
like if you were if like if you're 66 still young and mighty. That's why you like Dolly.
Oh it's okay. Dolly Parton. Oh my god. If I had a shot with Dolly Parton. Oh my
goodness. Oh my goodness. I probably break that poor woman now. I could be
wrong. I come out and move my pelvis just fucking encased in a fucking
bandage. You're like no are you okay? I just like I come up like I got a
look at I'm in a wheelchair. Like my both my eyes have black eyes and I'm just
like and you're like oh you're all concerned you okay? I'm like I never felt
better. I've got I've got 27 broken bones and three fractures. Am I addicted to
one now? So that's it for Urban Dictionary. Hopefully that was a PSA for you guys to
just enjoy women as they are. And a PSA to women that when you know I'm all
romantic but when it's time to go it's time to go. We're gonna be watching.
I don't like that boring shit. All right going from that.
Since you are a weekly brain fap. Today we have apparently disillusioned
adventurers will save the world. That's the title of the manga. I'm like yeah you're saying
like apparently you were questioning the manga altogether. No that's the title of
the manga. The actual anime is called Ningen Fusion. Adventurers who don't
believe in humanity will save the world. Okay. So episode one is called Disillusioned
Adventurers. So in a labyrinth center adventurer Nick. Let's all come jacking off.
I don't know I'd be so watery. A lot of lotion I guess. In labyrinth city
adventurer Nick is abruptly kicked from his team by his mentor Argus followed
by his girlfriend Claudine dumping him. Come on baby be like that. In
Disillusioned Nick develops an otaku lifestyle about teen idol Agade. Is it
an otaku? Is that where they like shelter in like a house forever?
Like they become a grown up? Obsessed. Oh obsessed. Yeah. That's what an otaku is?
Yeah like obsessed with like anime and like idols and like he becomes a true
obsessed with this this idol teen idol named Agade. To fund his lifestyle Nick
returns to adventuring but requires a new team. He's running out of money for
buying shit. And by chance at an end he shares a table with sorceress Tiana,
ex-priest Zim and dragon girl Curran. Wait so is this like this is the world
right? Yes. This is not that thing when like I woke up and I was in a D&D?
This is this is the world. Like there was no it's not an Isekai so nobody was
reborn into this world or anything like that. This is their world and it's a
fantasy world. Okay. But they've already they've already lived in it. This is
their thing. So there's sorceress Tiana, ex-priest Zim and dragon girl Curran. All
disillusioned over something. Tiana is a magical prodigy jilted by her jealous
fiance causing her to become a gambling addict and failed to become an
adventurer because her glaring eyes scare away potential teammates. Zim
used to be a healer priest until he rejected the advances of a young village
girl. Angered she accused him of rape leading to his expulsion from the
priesthood. Good God. This is why they're all disillusioned. Some serious shit. He
decided to become an adventurer but freed from his vow of chastity has
become a drunken womanizer. That's not absolute horror. Yes. And then Curran, the
dragon girl, merely explained someone she trusted stole something from her. The
four drink together over their shared inability to trust people. Nick realizes
they will remain disillusioned unless they do something about it and suggest
that they form a team together. I think they've all been like fucked by this
world in some way. What about Nick? He was kicked out of his team by his mentor and
his girlfriend dumped him. Okay okay. People are all disillusioned. Didn't he dump him for his
mentor? I think so. I would have been the extra layer to be like damn. I'm pretty
sure yeah. So episode two, the ultimate party is formed. What should the one have?
Twelve I think. It's not very many. You got a perfect twelve all the time. I know.
All my episodes are like anything. If I watch something that's like eight episodes long and
it's over I'm like aww. Yeah twelve episodes. So episode two is called the ultimate party is
formed? Question mark. Oh. So Epic Guild Nick learns that Curran is famous for
being sole survivor of a team that attempted a C ranked labyrinth and they
all died. Nick decides to name their new team the survivors. I'm a survivor. As each
team member. Wait does Beyonce one run and there's also the other one like I'll
survive. Yes I'll survive. Hey hey hey. As long as I know how to love I know I will
survive. If I thought for just one second that I'd fall apart. That was mostly from
that one's mostly from a lot of people go get that from Men in Black 2. Yeah. But
the OG's get it from the replacements. Over your dying outfit. As each team
member has dressed this. I can get ripped. Over your dying. If I thought for just a
second. I don't know if you'd survive. Because the dog right isn't he just going off on the
song. I think so yeah. I love that dog. That uh what was it a pug? Yeah. Pugs and French
French bulldogs. What the fuck kind of mental state are they born with? They're
already bug eyed. You already you saw that Frenchie I had to take care of for that
little bastard was fucking insane. Yes eat anything. Eat a fucking eat a fucking
uh lug nut and choke and die. Yes. If you're not if you don't watch him. You
gotta make sure. The disclaimer it didn't die. It did not die. We caught it before it
started finishing chewing on it. It was bad enough though. Yeah when you picked it up
it dropped it which was fucking thankful. It's like oh it didn't. Alright as each
team member has the trust issues. They set up rules that make it impossible to
access team wages and let's all four agree. As a new team they start at a G
rank and must defeat two G rank labyrinths to be promoted. What's the
highest rank? S I believe. What is with the S by the way? I don't know. Like I
can barely get a C in class let alone if I got an A I felt like a genius. An S?
Jesus. Super. I think it's either super or special rank. Super. I guess it
probably sounds better special rank. Yeah. So what special rank? What's A? Just A
rank? Just A rank. Good old C. I'm that low-key underachiever that's a high
achiever if I tried. Important words if I tried. Alright so Tiana accidentally
shoots a spell at Curran damaging their already fragile trust and causing
resentment. They reach the dungeon boss a giant slime which Tiana recklessly
kills alone covering everyone in slime and increasing Curran's resentment even
further. As a team building exercise Nick asks everyone to reveal their strength.
They all gotta play baseball like the little batting kids. The team building exercise.
He asks everyone to reveal their strengths and their weaknesses. Tiana
apologizes to Curran by revealing she is weak against fire in close combat at
which Curran excels restoring some trust. At the next dungeon they face an
intelligent magic resistant ogre and Curran is able to trust Tiana to provide
her with to protect her while she kills the ogre and like they have this like
little bond at that point. The little like video game thing going like bloop bloop.
Yeah everyone begins. I tried to do that in that game I told you about it the
Marvel Knights where you play like a supernatural version of like the Marvel
Universe. Yeah. Where you play with like Blade and Magic and like all these
super it's supposed to be supernatural characters and magical but they got
Captain Marvel and Iron Man not so much supernatural. No. And like you try to hit
it off in magic the mutant and she cannot stand me. Everything I say drops
like eight points like damn it. It just don't work. It just does not work on her.
Everyone begins to feel closer until Nick accidentally causes Curran to drop and
smash an important charm from her bag. Damn. It's like done fucked up again
didn't you? Episode three is called Curran's secret. I like what the main
character tries like he's the one that actually like he's the emphasis that
moves it forward you know. Right. Instead of it just happening to him like he's
trying to make it happen. Right he's doing doing his best to make this along.
Luffy's trying to be the pirate king. Right. This guy is trying to keep it
trying to start a new team. He's not just soaking. It's like go on guys let's do it.
And they're all like. I mean I trust each other at all. No they're all like fuck you.
So in the past Curran served the human she believed to become the hero Calios.
Curran who was swindled by a merchant but Calios exposed the crime and forced
him to give Curran the necklace which she triggered at this point. Oh. So Calios
eventually betrayed her and stole her dragon king jewel a jewel sacred to the
dragon kin she was tasked to keep safe for her whole life. What does she look
like? Like an actual dragon or is this from Big Titty Chit like always? Big
Titty Chit. What the fuck? How is that a dragon kin man? Dragon kin because she's got
scales and stuff. Okay so she looks somewhat like a dragon. Like a she's got
a normal human face but she has like the little horns of a dragon. Okay. So after
failing to track Calios she gave up until she encountered Fith an adventurer
so strong he had permission to enter labyrinth alone. He was so fancy. He was
also a notorious food enthusiast and even though they only spoke once he
inspired Curran causing her to return to adventuring. In the present Nick attempts
to buy a whole new necklace to apologize but a gate a friend of Nick's from before
her idle career suggests that he simply continue to be Curran-trained. Curran who
truly is not upset about the necklace is just happy her life is getting better
than for. The four party members realize they are becoming popular at the guild
and celebrate. The guild abruptly hires them hires them to explore a dungeon
rumored to contain the holy sword of Bonds. Is a bong in there? Bonds. Not bong.
Bonds. They just fight and I just fucking break. I used to be an
adventurer just like you then I got highest pledge. That's like one of the
worst the stupidest movies I've ever seen on Tubi is like the killer bong.
Oh yeah. It's like seriously people but it's the switchy guys. I saw something the
other day called the naughty room and it was the worst fucking movie I've ever
seen in my life. You watched it? The whole hour and 16 minutes. Oh it was only an hour?
It's a first-time director slash writer. Oh my oh my oh my bad oh my god it was
like I under like I saw elements that would have made it a wonderful movie but
seeing that he was doing he didn't know how to show instead of tell so he just
told all the fucking time and then none of it made I want you to go watch it and
then we'll talk about it on the next the naughty room and it is not sexual it is
not a like a soft core porn it is a straight movie it is fucking terrible I
was fucking bawling I'll watch it whenever I get home later it was I would
we gotta cut this episode cuz I can't just come up in my brain it's just the
dumbest shit I've ever seen all right next one is called the labyrinth of
bonds so they enter the labyrinth of bonds and locate the sword which
possesses intelligence and explains he can only be wielded by people with strong
bonds of friendship sword it was what they need to know fucking sword the
power of friendship yes what they laugh about it too well I'd be fucking laughing
my ass away you've when you fucking combine the power of what you get
captain planet and sword he's a hero gonna take pollution I can't believe I
used to watch this shit yeah yeah hey pollution down to zero you well you
failed captain planet so they call it just sword that's his name that's good
sword is disappointed they plan to sell him you know you're about the ball
y'all some cold motherfuckers the premium sword activates a goal I'm made of
liquid liquid at nano machines that cannot be damn liquid and then what the
fuck kind of sci-fi fan guy by a fantasy yeah just got tossed in the other Nick
manages to activate swords blade yet sword is confused and it's friendship
of friendship bonds aren't strong enough to activate him fully damn he's like
what you're not friend with your teammate no you only get two tears two
tears of power Nick falls to a lower lower floor and
Karen rescues him current explains to Nick she kept the necklace to remind her
of Calio so but it kept her stuck in the past so Nick breaking it helped her to
move on their reconciliation fully activates the sword fusing them into one
body where would they with their combined power the golden is destroyed
they give sword to the guild for the bounty only to reveal it was a weaker
copy from a nearby store room and sword now calling himself bond not James Bond
either and bond has joined their team as an androgynous young man to make him
they took human hey what the fuck well I want to drive to this mean I feel like I
know what it means well I'm not masculine so a feminine man kind of yeah
I just be a woman then what the fuck an androgynous male androgynous to be
like Prince like a fucking unique you remember Prince yeah remember those
prints yeah he was in droves so rain bond is disappointed their team bylaws
prevent them from interfering in each other's hobbies so they always split up
to celebrate on payday really Tiana wait they can't celebrate together no they
don't get involved in each other's so I expect you extracurricular activity uh-huh
do they all have something way that sounds depressing how do you split the
bond with your teammates cuz they're not trying to they just formed a party
because they all hate everybody else Wow ain't that like the losers club so
Tiana invites bond to accompany her accompany her since she doesn't have her
own hobby yet so we go into episode 5 it's called a meeting of with the Iron
Tigers so the survivors all dream of the lives they had before the flaming
dragon in particular Tiana dreams of her academy instructor his career she
accidentally ruined through her own ambition damn and Nick dreams of his ex
chlorine dreams turned out to be unintentionally caused by Kuzo Nostel
telepathy well monster hunting Kuzo na reveals he contains a sword that it
contains the sword skills of his past wielders which I guess is a let's see
Kuzo na trying to remember who that is hey I'm confused now I think who's in of
the sword I think so but that's him was bong I mean on yeah well they change it
and midway through the fucking description I think so well monster
honey Kuzo na reveals he contains the sword skills of all his past wielders so
yeah I guess it is a sword weird while at a restaurant with Korean and kuzo and
kuzo na Nick spots Claudine baby say you a known
con artists trying to take a young man's money used in the same con she once used
on Nick so she was she was definitely she's in him how long was she dating
them for probably for a little while but did they get busy no that's a he
client leaves after Nick's and Nick exposes her Claudine later provokes a
fight between Nick and her party leader Leon leader of the Iron Tigers however
in private Leon reveals to Nick he will soon dumb Claudine as she has made him
rich but her cons draw too much attention he also congratulates Nick on
forming the survivors party as he assumes Nick is Connie and then for money
how dare she he's doing his best to be a better man I know Nick beats him up
forever even suggesting he would betray his real first real friends how dare you
pitch the guild leader breaks him up as a street brawl is beneath career is
beneath career adventurers instead Leon challenges Nick to the traditional
mathematics bare-knuckle battle mathematics bare-knuckle battle yes so
episode 6 is called mathematics bare-knuckle curse you can tell this has
some comedy elements in it it is explained bare-knuckle mathematics
involves ten rounds of brawling Nick and Leon fight while current and
Claudine solve math questions to end each round here's whoever gets the most
questions correct earns their fighter a free punch to the opponent current
panics as she is bad at maths oh great the sim learns that the Iron Tigers
plan to cheat using their party member big during round one and two current
loses to Claudine so Nick is punched twice the other survivors cannot locate
beg anywhere current loses the third round so Nick is punched again the
survivors suspect big is waiting for the later rounds to force him to appear
Tiana suggests that they answer all the questions in one go even though if current
loses Nick would be punched seven times John dang go ahead and take it hey punch
you got a guilt master Vilma agrees so Claudine uses telepathy crystals to get
the correct answers from big big is caught by the survivors who exposed
Claudine's telepathy crystal the Iron Tigers are arrested and Claudine cries
revealing that she never wanted to be a criminal and hates who she has become
Corinne is happy she learned maths because she can now identify bargains at
restaurants menus you should learn something and Nick's just off he got hit
three times already episode 7 is called gambling lesson so Leon is interrogated
about the treasure he looted from the labyrinth years ago the sword of ruinous
evolution so it's another one of those same kind of swords like they found the
sword of bonds only this one's the ruinous evolution a ruinous evolution
yeah elsewhere Tiana Nick and Kuzena enjoy themselves at a casino which is
attacked by Leon looking for Nick having used the sword to escape and evolve into
a monster Leon whose sense of smell can now detect
lies threatens Tiana for Nick's flotation lies yeah Tiana is amused by Leon's
assumption she and Nick are friends Leon's nose tells him Tiana has no
faith Nick will save her at all so he decides to just kill her however Nick
does save her with Kuzuna in his sword of bond form surprising Tiana evolution
evolves Leon further and takes control of his body rampaging wildly while Leon
begs him to stop Tiana and Nick prove their real friendship by using bonds
full powers to fuse into one body the same way he did with Kurin earlier only
it's two other people now him and Tiana still weird at the name they've just
chased the name of the sword without telling us yeah I think they might have
might have added it at the end of the episode I just didn't remember that
crushing my fucking charger I moved it they are beating the hell out of it
no I moved it try not to step on it Tiana and Nick prove their real
friendship by using bonds full power to fuse into one body Leon despite his hate
of humans refuses to believe he is truly an evil person and allows Nick and Tiana
to coat him in the casinos anti-magic playing cards returning him to normal
oh do they have anti-magic playing cards in this casino since there's people that
can use magic right they don't want card shouts shit so evolution is sealed away
the sword that he had and Leon returned to prison content that he is not evil at
heart especially when Nick reveals he avoided killing anyone when with
evolution controlling them there's a model that bad it's bad for Leon he's a
special K man yeah he's gonna be episode 8 is called the beautiful paladin
agate meets Nick and is impressed at how far he's come but Nick is worried about
her as she has recently she has recently canceled all her concerts and public
appearances so this is that idol that he talks to now he's obsessed with oh boy
so agate nearer narrates that her real name is Bell Haggins ish
bell hagin that's a weird name and she was once a singer at her boyfriend Donnie's
failing bar until a music producer discovered her talent to made her an
idol how advanced is a society it's a it's a mix it's supposed to be
comedic so like do they have like forget smartphones and railway systems and cars
or they got concerts and idols and famous it's it's it's a mix weird it is
very weird it's very much done more for comedic effect than it is reminds me a
one-piece having like pirate levels and no phones and right they got snails and
they got robots and she fell in love with the lifestyle but began to feel
unsatisfied with Donnie especially whenever he began borrowing her idol
wages for gambling claiming it was to save the bar when everybody a fucking
gambler I was looking for even one day at the casino she saw Tiana easily win
all Donnie's money before helping make defeat at the evolved Leon causing agate
to idolize Tiana as her paladin yeah now in the present agate breaks up with
Donnie and beg begins hosting concerts again breading her return to her her
return to her Paladin Tiana which Nick realizes was himself and Tiana using
cousin as power the swords but whenever they fuse together bread agate meets
with Nick again confident they will both keep moving forward episode 9 is called
the legend of the labyrinth city Stepping Man question mark exclamation mark
who is stepping man stepping man to face that thanks to the adventure amateur
journalist Olivia Taylor Kuzena becomes a subs obsessed with stepping man a
monster that can leap over rooftops and kidnaps children Jesus so the sword is
obsessed with this huh later the sim the priest who's another sword and Nick
stops stepping man kidnapping a girl named Rena with proof a stepping man is
actually a human using invisibility magic and the survivors decide to catch
him they confirmed stepping man has a bounty for his capture but the mercenary
guild insists they capture a smaller bounty first when they call the
survivors forget they're called the survivors because it is basically they're
only goal is to survive the dungeons they don't care about nothing else they just
want to survive when they later as a group the the mercenary guild insisted
capture a smaller bounty first hail Hardy a suspected murderer the mercenary
ash angry at adventurers taken mercenary work enters a wager with Tiana on the
success of them capturing hail they track hail to the slums where zoom as a
healer is disturbed by the living conditions of the many people who are
sick drug addicted and dying after capturing hail the survivors are
confronted by dr. Nalgaava another ex-priest who has been treating hail
for yellow demon sickness which is kind of like a a terminal disease almost
out damp when asking about stepping man hail reveals he has seen Olivia and the
slums talking to children he had tuberculosis on it's a hell of a day the
survivors cannot ignore Olivia suspicious behavior and confront her
about being stepping man Olivia flees by jumping into the air straight through
the building's roof just like stepping man does this is basically her saying
ha episode 10 is called labyrinth dragonet Raina's mother retired
adventurer had the song that is a millier is a is grateful the survivor
savior Raina asks to become Zim's disciple but he refuses revealing his
ex at his past experience gave him a phobia of young girls since he was
already accused he's like don't blame him Ada decides to train the survivors
against stepping man skills light body for flight and heavy body for strength
after encountering stepping man again Nick also doubts it is Olivia suspecting
stepping man is using a magic artifact Nick asks Leon's advice the one in jail
and learns the most likely artifact is an illusion King Jim are they all the same
town forever or is they travel around it's mostly the same town and the
Dungeons around it that's interesting its illusions are easily broken by
confronting the user by name meaning Olivia is definitely not
stepping man Olivia later attacks them believing Nick is stepping man so this
is this big-ass can be a hell of a stepping man after determining that
neither of them are stepping to look you admit stepping man was her adventure
title before she became a reporter meaning stepping man is using her title
and skills to frame her examining a dead girl one of the stepping man's victims
they find an illusion Jim fragment designed to obscure her identity with the
fragment review review removed she is revealed as Martha a blacksmith's
daughter who was received treatment for yellow demon sickness Martha why do you
say that name Martha the priest believes that he knows who stepping man is after
seeing this so episode 11 is called survivors versus stepping man you know I
have a superhero name to call me Baker's dozen I use kitchen based and gadgets
that's like crime so Jackie Chan I used to have a couple of I'd stand on top of
a donut shop 5 a.m. before like to fight crime so the survivors confront
Stepping Man and break his illusions with his name dr. Nalgaava his obsession with
curing yellow demon sickness began whenever his daughter died of it the
sickness is usually sexually transmitted so after she died now Galva went mad
with the rumors of how his daughter became infected oh my experimenting on
kidnapped children now Galva has proven it can also be transmitted from contact
with infected blood basically it's AIDS I don't like it the Zim confronts him
with the pain you look at me both such you transmitted and blood and blood
transmitted so it is a pretty much God day yeah by experimenting on children
now Galva has proven it can also be transmitted through infected blood Zim
confronts him with the pain he has caused his victims parents but now Galva
is unreputed an armored warrior named white mask he's like I don't give a fuck
yeah suddenly tries to kill now Galva and the survivors to keep the truth
hidden current Tiana are hurt so Olivia distracts white mask identifying his
armor as a similar relic to Kizuna so similar to that sword Nick and Zim the
priest combine using Kizuna's bond ability and managed to stab white mask
in the face shit I'm used they actually hurt him white mask spares their lives
and disappears unless you're fucking tickled any fucking pretty much else
injured by falling rubble and also infected with yellow demon sickness now
Galva opts to die whenever the building collapses since white mask uses a relic
and an undoubtedly has a powerful master controlling him Olivia reveals to the
survivors that she is also a weapon relic like Kizuna the anti-demon God
sword of war so what's his name no God I just let the debris kill him yes
reminds me of the guy from Kung Fu Peta 2 yeah little swan or like the Peacock
that pillar that burning pillar just lands on him he just closes his eyes and
accepts it I will do this no like oh my god that was the most brutal death I
ever seen in a kids movie aside from the Tarzan movie where the guy hangs
himself yeah she breaks his fucking neck and last episode is called adventurers
can't save the world yet so after defeating Stepping Man the survivors all
interested of depression Nick remembers meeting Argus who saved him from the
bandits that murdered his parents Zim takes over and now Galva is a murder
parents trope I know Jesus we're taking him to the extreme what if I just had a
happy childhood and you got bored so you decided to be an adventurer there's a
couple of anime out there like that it's always some brutal brutal horrific event
that turned me into they were trying to make Berserker but not as hardcore yeah
there is one though I can always bring up in a couple of weeks but it's that
we're no thank you know where she's got a perfect life I'm getting with as him
takes over now Galva's clinic and the slums Tiana returns to gambling but no
longer enjoys it when the survivors meet there is an uncertainty over what to do
next current begins brooding over Calios and wonders if she forgot about him and
moved on Olivia discovers evidence the dark demon god will soon return with
white mask somehow involved she is also investigating the black market that so
Nalgaava the illusion King Jim as a reporter she's looking into a bunch of
shit current is on down low asleep current takes an interest in the market
as they may be where Calios sewed her dragon King Jim the survivors promise
if she ever wants to find her Jim that will help her suddenly inspire the
survivors decide to uncover the conspiracy expose white mask and stop
the dark demon gods return current games and admire a cat girl she earlier saved
from the same swindled merchant whom Calios once a from her from Kazuna the
sword and Olivia both immortal artifacts who will long outlive the survivors agree
the survivors have potential to bring the dark demon god to defeat the dark
demon god but still have a long way to go and it was always a dark dark demon
always always there's more villains than just demons that's why a free Rinat
journeys and you start after the fact that's what makes it a little bit more
unique but they're still fighting demons aren't they there's like random demons
but something interesting but the demon Lord I'm fighting Cthulhu or something
oh I can find you one no thanks if knowing Japan don't make it weird
look you know that weird Batman the dude that comes to Gotham yeah or he becomes
an actual bad at the end yeah that's shit is weird I mean there is a there is a
anime out there it's called how not to summon a demon lord it's a harem oh yeah
all right you ready to move on to some reddit I'm ready let me hold this shit
in as long as I can cuz I have to take a fucking dump we all know now you're
gonna take the clothes off the building but I think it'll be good all right first
one is by Squidward's hentai
person puts so no good I was in school and I had a very small group of friends
and stick to them we were all called to an assembly during the day I turned to
my friend and said to me how do you know what this is about hey do you know what
this is about friend and we're raising money for Asia me oh what are we doing
that why are we doing that the friend Asia has cancer me genuinely confused
doesn't every place have cancer my friend said I was being an asshole and I
genuinely genuinely didn't know that she was talking about I went on to the
assembly to see a girl on the projector during a video call he's you use the
random girl named Asia well she had just been through chemotherapy and was saying
hi to us it didn't just hit me Asia was the girl who had been diagnosed with
cancer in our town her name was Asia they were not talking about the country
or the continent I felt like such an asshole yeah well Asia has cancer he's
like the neighbor of what you mean I mean he was hit man on his mistake what
about the least an honest what no next one is by snake charmer spray some
boots so every time I try to shave my head I end up butchering myself I'm a
newly bald dude and whenever I see other bald dudes I ask for tips I get asked
for beer tips all the same for for now I've just been settling for using
clippers and cutting my hair at the shortest setting possible so I'm on my
son soccer game and I see a dapper bald man and ask him how he gets a dapper
bald man and ask him how he gets his shave so close he smiles and says with an
accent well first you get this thing called alopecia and then it just falls
out I immediately apologized to him I'm a dumb ass he just laughs and says I
know it's so shiny right thankfully he was really cool about it and we both had
a good laugh you know me not liking body hair I wish I had alopecia no beard no
beard no I get rid of the beard no problem she just fucking falls out of
clumps so like no it would be weird like not having any body hair but I mean like
it's like playing them on the least serious like to a guy the least serious
like you know illness you could have or disease or whatever it is yeah so you
don't have you see you don't have any eyebrows to be all right you look like
an egg so all righty next one is by five six one eight two six five four one
great you just put in the combination and then just unlock some weird video on
the internet no no it's just a random number in the bit by the way there is a
what is it augmented reality where if you go on to if you type in the the even
the web browser or the website that you get from the Batman movie you go to the
it's sent you to the actual site that the Riddler created oh real he tried to
he tried to convince you to or he tried he tried to get you to solve his riddles
and he knows when you're cheating if you try to leave the browser to look for
something else oh real yeah so he'll you pretty much going up against a Riddler
it's pretty fun I haven't tried it yet cuz I'm scared to he's got some kind of
virus in it well no it's like a legit like Warner Brothers like the website
okay it just it just masks itself as like some random like sketchy a black
side but it's not right it's because it's augmented reality so it's like a
it's like it's real in the context of the movie but not in real life right like
that weird Scott Lang book that he wrote the ant-man that's it's like his real
adventures it's not really his adventures it's not a real book you need
to try them on see if you can beat the Riddler I don't know like because they
would take a vast amount of my time right plus if I leave he'll know and I
feel like a I feel like a loser so I would need a whole day of me just sitting
there against a Riddler like of course I can beat the Riddler I mean like three
times in the Batman James three times with no no strategy guy that's pretty
good I'm just that damn good the car ones were fucking terrible though an
Arkham Knight yeah they really were like I gave up on them because it's like fuck
it I'm done I mean weren't that fun and they were like a fucking the like 600 of
them yeah if I'm gonna do that in one night that man is fucking superhuman I
don't care what anyone says every every one of those games takes place in one
single night yeah so I ever do a video game a YouTube channel yeah I'd be like
alright we're gonna play the Batman game we're gonna beat every single game in
one night and we'll not like every single game each in their own night right
and if I can beat the whole game and all the fucking extra like side missions in
one night as possible so I have to start like a 7 p.m. and you have people that
have put 40 hours exactly there's like too much time yeah plus some of the
stuff in Arkham City doesn't doesn't fucking register till I later in the
game or some shit or even well after the game yeah all right so this person puts
last night my wife was out so I treated myself to a bath after 10 minutes or so
I started to feel a bit horny and decided to knock one out especially as
my wife is on her period so there won't be any sex in a few for a few days on my
fucking ear and I started getting into it I grabbed my razor off of the side of
the bath Harry's brain razor if you're interested was a nice ribbed handle
kick off with it I then stuck the handle of the razor into my ass and continued
to jerk off yeah and I call me by surprise shit is dangerous too it's how
dangerous as fuck after a few minutes I came hard and went to remove the razor
from my ass as I pulled it out just the head came out the handle disappeared
luckily I managed to just grab a hold of the end and pull the handle and pull it
out avoiding the need for a hospital visit an exploit explanation to my wife
who frowns upon masturbating why I laid in the bath for another 20 minutes just
trying to catch my breath and get over what had happened so he sat in his own
come water yeah and no I hate me fucking shot in his own mouth probably I didn't
sleep much last night because of the panic I had been about what had happened
don't do it again don't shove a razor up your ass yeah that's exactly that would
be the best thing don't ever show a laser weirdest thing to do a special
razor and then we got a nice ribbed handle if you're interested in this like
what next one is by girl entering the world person puts I love eating oranges
this past week in the grocery store had origins I'll sell so buy one get one
free I immediately jumped on the sale and decided to eat some as my morning
snack during my breaks at work I've never had any issues with eating at work
because I have my own private office and I can always eat the break room this
morning I bought a broadening orange and ate it about 15 to 10 to 15 minutes ago
he said bitch hole I went to the restroom to wash my hands after because
I had use on them I come back and someone is cleaning up my trash can she
told me that one of our co-workers is severely allergic to oranges and that
simply being near orange oils like whenever it comes off of the pill when
you're peeling them is enough to set off her allergy ouch I don't think she
experiences anaphylaxis or at least isn't currently because nobody has
called an ambulance yet I never would have brought the orange into work if I
had known someone would have an allergic reaction to it I haven't really heard
I can't fucking live in this God take iron rush in Berlin I can't bring
oranges to work I have never heard of that allergy have you no not an orange
allergy like a citrus allergy maybe oh hmm next one is by temporary thing 75
17 person puts so this morning my husband and I were following our usual
routine he used the toilet to do his business and whatever he finishes he
usually wipes the seat down with a little bit of alcohol for me which is my
it's like what kind of now yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
tears that's what kind of biohazard you leave behind he had to fucking sterilize
a statement toilet seat you know you whatever then he tells us the alcohol
ice that alcohol bird is like a motherfucker yes it does especially
well like when you after you have your head shaved yeah and my cousin used to
love just fuck and rub in my family like the back of my head like ah feels good
though then he tells us the alcohol is that I
toilet paper into the toilet no big deal so here I come ready to blow edge
holding that shit back as I am right now I usually flush whenever a whatever is
in there before I sit down if there is anything but does he not flush the
toilet he leads to a clean toilet wouldn't want you to sit I want you to
look at it but he just finished and flush so the only thing in the toilet
would have been the now super diluted right alcohol toilet paper now usually
whenever the water splashes back it's cold slightly unpleasant sensation no
big deal what the fucking toilet paper splash back in her coochie no big deal
couple of drops of water nope this time I felt the tiniest drop hit my butthole
and lit me on fire what the fuck apparently that tiny square of toilet
paper turned the entire bowl into some 90% alcohol and I felt it I still feel
it so painful believe his sterile so yeah it's your boo-y-hole stay next one
is by den hanks this person put so yeah so this happened three days ago not
necessarily today I fucked up but figured to share anyway I am one of the
overnight shift managers at a fast-food restaurant in California probably and I
listen I tend to close up and lock up the joint before I head out this
particular night I was told by my store manager before they left that they had a
couple of nights the temperatures in the freezer had been rising which is
extremely bad and it called someone to look in at it but told me to make sure
that the door was fully closed and to just make sure everything was in order
before I left for the night I went to the back once my last couple crew
members clocked out to settle the store and leave by checking out the freezer
the door was slightly a jar I was unsure if this was an issue with the door or if
it was just someone who had left it open so I go try to shut it only for it to
not really close properly so I go inside to check the hinges real quick to see if
maybe that's what the issue was even though I really wasn't sure what I was
looking for I couldn't find the problem exactly so I figured I'd just prop
something in front of the door until we could get a check I grabbed the door
handle but I sort of slipped on the cold metal floor and twitched the latch hard
down as my buddy my body pushed forward and slammed the door shut I'm kind of
amazed it kind of dazed me for a moment but I got up and tried to open the door
only to realize that nope it wasn't open at all the latch was tilted slightly
downwards and it was locked in place I seriously couldn't get the damn door
open and I began to panic I panicked easily. Good job. I panicked easily and somehow
seeing how I suddenly just ended up on man vs. freezer I wasn't
thinking straight I sort of tugged on the door pulled it up and down tried
pushing and pulling none of it was working in a Looney Tunes fashion I
grabbed my skinny ass and put my foot up on one wall grabbed the latch and tried
and pulled with my Joe Dirt like strength I still didn't it still didn't
work and I got really mad so I jumped on the door with both feet and started
and jagging the door handle around I guess jiggling the door handle around
while kind of making animalistic noises no way to fall and hit my back against
the ground it hurt pretty bad but what was worse was that whenever I looked out
in front of me and saw that I was that I pulled the latch out of the door
I had no idea how I did that but I yelled fuck because now I really felt
like I was done for fuck I ended up on screen the plastic curtains in front of
the door they used to decrease the amount of cold air that comes out of the
opening whenever you open the door ripping apart cardboard boxes specifically
out of fry boxes and putting the cardboard on the ground as well as
wrapping the plastic around myself to mask the pseudo cold resilient to make a
pseudo code resilient armor against that blasted freezer pseudo cold resilient so
he knows it doesn't work cuz pseudo means fake yes I also made a tint of
some kind of the some kind with the cardboard I turned into a fucking cave
man why did you have your phone on his call somebody as well because there was
nothing else I could do really I was freezing my ass off about two hours in
now I'm my god I had to use the restroom and I hadn't used the restroom in quite
a while and was starting to get restless I didn't know if it was due to the cold
or not but my stomach was hurting more than usual and I ended up having to find
an empty bucket and you that we use for pickles in order to take one of the
fattest fucking shits I've ever taken what the fuck happened what the fuck
happened this man like you he went full primal when he got stuck like he just
loggies oh you got a spear in there I'm not saying what I wiped with by the
fucking curtains or the cardboard or one of the buns oh whatever he found I went
back into my shitty tent and about five to six hours later the morning crew
ended up finding me and letting me out are you fucking hitting me I had mild
hypothermia it was feeling very dizzy and out of it whenever I got out I even
had to go to the hospital for it I would have fucking busted something open oh
you're damn well sure I'm gonna find a way out yeah I'm getting the fuck out
all right next one is by Athena BTS Athena yeah this is one of the last two
right here BTS behind the scenes probably you ever seen behind the scenes porno
videos they're fun to watch how not sure how a lot goofy the other behind the
scenes are you'll be you'll be seeing people two people bang the hell out of
each other right and the corner be a dude eating a donut with like a fucking
camera very unromantic after that I could do that this person puts today I
fucked up by somehow bringing up the flat earth argument to which I said a
said a joke as follows you know I once debated a flat earther and they got so
mad that they said they'd walk me to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong
they'll come around eventually it's a horrible joke but I get it ha ha funny I
know which my boss was like that's a good one now I don't want to believe my
boss is a conspiracy theorist but the fact that after the joke he went on a
tangent about the earth being flat has me questioning a lot of things first
here's some backstory number one he started an escape room business where I
worked at two his business is doing all right except for the fact that it is
closing down soon due to the landlord not renewing the lease three he is very
disorganized I would not like to mention I would also like to mention he
prefaced his flat earth argument a tangent as being kind of flat earther I
just don't know I just don't know where to go from there the fact that he
actually refuses to see any other argument is incomprehensible to me I
can't understand such a in simple words crazy mindset for his for his this idea
to work all the fake images and collaborations and employees spanning
millions of people for decades would have to be lying to all of mankind and
not let one let it slip also the flat-earth theory was before the US
government or NASA ever existed so that on and itself disprove such a dumb
theory but I digress it's not even just the fact that he believes such a
conspiracy it's also the fact that whenever I or my co-worker said anything
back he would dismiss it immediately acting like we're indoctrinated anyway
I've looked into the theory just in case he ever decides to go on a tangent
again and I have some arguments but if you guys have anything disapproving
disproving the theory please put sources and links down below like you just don't
argue with a person like that not really because there's already insane there's
no point dogger you're gonna win not at all last one for today is by fuck do song
this person puts the bubble guts this guy but today I moved in my new apartment
for a new job and the day was going great New York in new city new country
even another continent I went to IKEA to buy some furniture stuff and just got
back on on pure coming back home routine coming back I head to the bathroom start
sitting down on the throne and checking the phone which usually results in
subconscious cleansing of the intestine system I'm aware of I'm aware let's see
I am so unaware of this background routine dumping process that now I
reach for the toilet paper realizing it didn't exist hmm I had to rethink if I
truly did it just did business in our two or not what I don't know I don't
know if the NRA is like he didn't know fucking world right now yeah took me
five good seconds to swallow reality for what it is I'm currently gathering the
strength to go down manual on the outage as I am now sitting on the toilet with
sticky shit on my bum and no country conventional way to get rid of it man we
just don't appreciate stuff until we don't have it anymore
toilet paper it happens yeah I guess she's got grab one of those table we
were towels for them she's got to do what you got to do
you got to use what you got to do you got to use what you got to use it
reminds me it'll hand towel well if you ever heard that old I just burned them
afterwards have you ever heard that old Eddie Murphy joke where he said nothing
can I kid this is when you can say in school where the bear asks a rabbit is
like hey does those bears sit here the rest share this shit you think to your
fur it's like no no the fucking best way why's that yeah yeah what rabbit silly
rabbit shit is for you no but that's all I got in red is a day anything else
before we head out I don't know the bubble goes hit hard I don't know what
the hell I do date but I'm fucking Braydon just fucking kicked me in the
ass all right we'll see you guys on the next one