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Hello and welcome back to the podcast.

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I'm Michael.

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I'm Noe.

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And we are the Knights of Entertainment podcast covering your favorite and unknown movies,

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games, comic books, anime, and more weekly.

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We appreciate you being here and hope you enjoy the show.

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Let's go ahead and get started.

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Sometimes I don't even know what I'm doing anymore.

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So we start with Cozy Knights as always.

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The news as usual.

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I'm a fan of the weird, but I can't find any weird stuff.

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On the internet?

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Wow.

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News-wise, I mean.

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No weird stuff in the news either?

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Crazy, huh?

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So here's all the stories I've found so far.

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So news story number one.

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Welcome back to Cozy Knights, by the way.

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My fucking back.

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Sorry guys, I've had quite a fucking...

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I'll tell you in my life stories after Cozy Kitchen.

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Anyway, news story one.

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These scientists at the University of Shanghai, they just invented, created a new disc that

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can hold 1.6 petabytes of data.

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I'm talking about a CD.

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Equivalent of 200 terabytes.

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They said you could put more stuff on there than you could ever watch in a lifetime.

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About a few million movies.

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And I'm like, oh my God.

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And my first literal thought was, that's a lot of porn I could put on there.

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My entire collection in one place.

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The question is, is how much does PornHub hold?

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I don't know.

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I'm not gonna put all the PornHub on there.

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I don't want step family and urine stuff.

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All they do is retitle it, it's fine.

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To what?

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They take away the brother sister aspect until they'll just put regular.

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What's a regular?

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They still say, hey, step brother, what you doing?

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They'll voice over it.

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Oh, God.

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Hey, random stranger that lives with me in my house, what you doing?

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That's a lot of 1.6 petabytes.

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Man, I read like three articles on it and it has this weird layer that they do like at

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the nanoparticle level or something they said.

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I had no idea what they meant.

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I'm just like, all right, how much porn can I put on it then?

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Is all I kept thinking.

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Just tell me how much your collection will fit in one disk.

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Can you believe that?

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You could just put your entire library in one disk and you'd probably be thinking like,

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oh, what if it breaks?

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Well, you make copies of it.

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So you have a safe copy.

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You could put the safe copy in Fort Knox.

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Make sure to protect all my pornography, sir.

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I want to become president of the United States just to have my porn collection collected

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and archived in the library of Congress.

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You have to.

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I'm president.

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You have to put it in there.

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Where you have the library Congress number on there too.

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Yeah, you got to put it.

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You have to put it in there.

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I'm president.

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You have to.

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The randomest porn.

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Oh God.

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You have to put it all in there.

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I'm the president.

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Become president just for that?

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Just literally just for that.

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Then I resign.

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My job is done.

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Enjoy my pornography future generations.

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I think for the most part, too, if you write a book, it just shows up there.

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As a president?

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No.

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As any anybody?

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I'm pretty sure.

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I find some shit books out there.

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I know in the library of Congress.

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So we got to do it as part of our creed or motto or whatever bullshit we made up.

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Now it's stuck there forever.

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It's just do it though.

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Just so that way you can get it in there.

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That's weird.

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What the fuck is the library of Congress?

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Just a collection of history in general, like in terms of books and movies and stuff that

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they feel like is culturally significant.

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See it says, by law, every author publisher is required to provide the library of Congress

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with at least one copy of every book, record, CD, DVD, and software offering that is sold

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on disk to the library of Congress.

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Sold on disk?

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So you give them the disk form of the thing they keep in the storage in case they need

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Well damn, so if the apocalypse ever happens.

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And then it says the library then decides what gets shelved and what does not.

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They have to.

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They have to take my copy.

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They have to take my porn though.

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Yes, they have to have a copy of it.

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They need to put it on the shelf.

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You'll fight to get it out there.

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That'd be a great way to place to go if the apocalypse ever hits, like zombie apocalypse.

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Just go to the library of Congress.

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They have everything I need.

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All the knowledge I could possibly want to read into.

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Alright so story number two.

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I didn't know but Japan has a, they actually have a dollar store called the, what is it,

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the Daiso?

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Daiso.

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Daiso, is that how you say it?

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They have them in Dallas.

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The founder died recently at 80 years old.

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And I got this story from the AP Associated Press on February 20, 2024 written by Yuri

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Kagiyama.

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So Japan, this is insane by the way.

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So there's 5,000 stores in 26 nations and regions.

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580 billion yen last year in the last 50 years what they earned, which is equivalent to $4

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billion dollars American.

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They're just raking in money.

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Yeah they got two of them in Dallas.

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I've been to both.

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Interesting.

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That's where I got those notebooks that I brought back for you.

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I thought those were rare items.

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Hundreds of thousands of dollars apiece.

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$2.

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The illusion shattered.

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Here's the one thing I found interesting is the store carries around like 76,000 items

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like give or take.

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100 yen is equal to 67 cents.

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So it's like not even a dollar store.

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It's a 67 cents store.

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Story number three from February, also Associated Press, February 16, 2024.

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This science experiment in this elementary school in Gallatin, Tennessee called Vanna

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Stewart Elementary, a bunch of third graders.

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They were having a science experiment from an outside presenter using dry ice and something

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went wrong and 18 of those kids in their teaching go to the hospital.

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The kids started reporting and started feeling nauseous and maybe it was like a mass hysteria.

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They all went to the hospital.

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Dry ice isn't getting any.

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Like you imagine like that's how hysteria works.

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Like one of them freaks out.

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Then they also feel the symptoms and they feel the symptoms and all of a sudden everyone's

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sick.

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Kind of like that cop that he was getting shot at.

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Everyone's just dancing, dancing till they die.

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Like in France or a fucking piece of acorn hits your car and you lose your shit.

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I'm fucking.

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God dang, John Wick lost his damn mind.

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It just unloads the entire trip.

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Jesus, man.

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I mean, the police officers better.

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But yes, the hysteria, I could see that happening.

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It's like kids.

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So one of them.

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I don't feel like maybe the ice hit him right.

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And he's like, like, but they're all OK.

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Yeah, no one was nothing.

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Nothing happened.

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Some of them.

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They just freaked out.

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It was a collective freak out.

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That's why I find it funny, though, because dry ice is just carbon dioxide.

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Maybe maybe maybe the room was small.

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Like there was too much ice and they were.

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They couldn't breathe anymore.

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Yeah, I mean, it's possible, but it's just CO2.

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It's nothing.

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And like a little block of it's not going to do much.

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Like think about it.

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They used to use CO2 and fog machines.

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Yeah, let's throw a fog machine into a tiny room and see if they people die or not.

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Yeah, let's do that.

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Let's not do that.

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So the next two stories come from a book I got called News of the Weird written by Chuck

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Shepherd, John Jay Kahoot and Roland Sweet.

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Now they are what I aspire to be.

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These three guys, they actively are collectors of weird news so that they they would they

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will collect it from all sorts of sources.

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So like national newspapers, niche newspapers, magazines like they would just like but I

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can't go out and just buy like 50 newspapers a day.

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Yeah, I'd be broke.

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They're like for $18 now a piece.

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And Jesus Christ.

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But they did what I want to do is just collect weird news stories because it's just they

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fascinate me and they fascinate them.

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So they could they collected like three or four books altogether of the best news stories

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around.

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So this is all from them, not from me.

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But I mean, they found it in the news and they even said in the introduction that what

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they so this is the all these stories are real and true because they showed up in true

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and there was no what's the word they use where they return something redacted there

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weren't redacted.

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None of them were redacted.

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So to their knowledge, they're true.

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And so if there was any mistake, it wasn't what the original writer of the article.

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So basically the same.

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We do not take responsibility for this.

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And me in a way don't take responsibility for what they wrote.

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I just I just write I just read the news as it was written to me.

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So this first this first story is wild.

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Like it was the first story in the book.

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So this woman in New York hires two hitmen to kill her husband.

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She gives him 20 grand and they beat the hell out of him with a baseball bat.

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He survives.

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So then she's like, OK, that didn't work.

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So she pays him one hundred and fifty thousand to shoot him.

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They shoot him six times and he survives.

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Then they offer for another three hundred thousand dollars to attempt another attempt

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on his life one more time.

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They arrested all three of them, the two have been and the wife.

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So I started thinking about this and I'm like, why would I pay you more if you failed the

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first two times?

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You know what I mean?

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Like I deserve a discount.

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It's like it should be done for 10 grand now.

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Yeah.

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Or nothing.

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Half off.

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I gave you one hundred and seventy thousand dollars total and you never killed this man.

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Like I know it's wrong.

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You know, it's wrong to kill somebody or hire somebody.

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But they are horrible.

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Either they're the best hitman ever.

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So like we won't kill them and then we should pay us more.

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Yeah.

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But they're that fucking terrible.

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I mean, he did take six shots and survived.

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So it has something to the husband, who's apparently Chuck Norris.

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He just like shrugged that shit off.

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John Wick.

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And I'm like, oh my God, you got shot multiple times and he's still standing there.

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But I just I found it offensive to me.

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Like why would I pay you three hundred thousand?

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They offered her three hundred thousand or they offered they offered to kill him again

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for three hundred thousand dollars.

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I'd be like three hundred thousand.

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I could have killed him at that point.

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She could have slowly killed him with poison, poisoning his coffee or something, which people

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But I mean, like, man.

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So in total, they would have wanted four hundred and seventy grand if they if they had actually

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killed him.

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So because they probably split the twenty ten apiece, then the one fifty seventy five

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apiece.

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So the next one would be one fifty apiece.

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They're just going up in price and just absolute ass at killing people.

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Useless motherfuckers.

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And they got caught.

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The husband fan had all three of them.

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All three of them got arrested.

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So they didn't make anything.

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Know what?

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She paid them to get caught.

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Well, she got arrested, too.

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So so she's like, damn, sir.

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That didn't work out at all.

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She was using his money anyway.

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I'm I didn't read it.

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There's not a lot into like there's no like dates or where the paper the story came from

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or any like extra news about it.

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Yeah.

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So I'm thinking like maybe they got caught.

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And then they if they got like less in time, they rolled on her, you know, and then they

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like, oh, if she offers to offer us to kill her again, him again, you'll let you lighten

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our sentence.

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Right.

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And they're like the cops like bet.

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And so they you know what I mean?

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Like they for her, it would be a pain for assassination and for them, it would be attempted

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murder.

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Yeah, because they didn't even kill him.

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So they tried.

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They tried their hardest, apparently.

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This next story is fucking hilarious.

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So the South Korean police officer, he got blackmailed blackmailed by a fellow officer

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and another man for taking a bribe from a motorist.

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So he's like, oh crap, they caught me.

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They blackmail him for twenty eight thousand seven hundred and fifty dollars in total is

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what he paid him.

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But it didn't matter because his superiors found out anyway he got demoted.

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Now you're probably wondering, man, he got blackmailed.

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He gave all this money out.

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That bribe must have been huge that he got the bribe that he took from the guy that initially

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caused the blackmail was six dollars.

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So he's like negative twenty eight thousand seven hundred and forty four dollars.

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My question then is, did they get in trouble for blackmailing him and taking a bribe?

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That's what I was thinking.

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But I told you there's no extra story to it.

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That's what I want to know.

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That's what they get a whole chain.

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They get off fucking scot free and he's fucking down twenty eight grand.

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He probably I would have rolled on him, too.

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Like it was Sam.

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Arrest him, too.

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They took a bribe from me to not say nothing.

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Exactly.

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But six dollars.

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And you got demoted anyway.

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You might as well have taken the demotion to begin with.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Now he's lost his wife left him because he lost twenty eight grand.

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His daughter's like, you're not a real man.

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He's like, oh, well, did you see that story that reminds me of one of the stories I've

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seen recently within the last day or two where this one lady, she's a journalist, right?

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There she says that she got a call from an IRS person, I believe, or something like that

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or like her some kind of some financial institution saying that her identity was stolen.

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Right.

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So she's like, oh, shit.

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They said, OK, we're going to transfer you to the CIA.

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The CIA.

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I didn't know the CIA.

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That was fucking fraud.

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Right.

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For identity theft, saying that she had racked millions of dollars up and stuff and she believed

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them.

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What was it?

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Fucking arms, weapons and nuclear devices.

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That's the only way I would believe the CIA.

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They said that there was international crimes and all this other shit.

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Then it'd be Interpol, not the God dang it CIA.

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To make a long story short, the end of it, they told her to bring fifty thousand dollars

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in a shoe box, hand it to somebody in the back of a car.

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And she did it.

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Damn woman.

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To make it go away.

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Well, did it make her go away too?

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Fucking disappeared.

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And then her husband, she's like, her husband said, why didn't you tell me?

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I was scared.

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Just gave away 50 grand.

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Yeah.

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I mean, some people just freak out.

353
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This is over days, though.

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It happens.

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One day even.

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Crazy ass people.

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Not crazy, just like not very fully aware of the scams, the level of scams people go

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to.

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So like, especially older people, they get like a call from like some.

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I get older people.

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This is not an older person.

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This is a person in their thirties.

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Still, you never know.

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They're not used to like the real world.

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The millennials.

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Not even millennials, just people, you know, not everyone's like the sharpest knife in

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the fucking drawer.

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Not even better knife level.

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Oh my God.

370
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It just happens.

371
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Hey, somebody tells me I need fifty thousand dollars in cash now.

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It's like that's what you want.

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One to twenty.

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The hang up on her.

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She said she said that when she went to the bank and she drew it out, the lady gave her

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a weird look.

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She's like, OK, she brought it back to her.

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She's like, honey, don't get scammed.

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Well, here you are getting scammed.

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Poor woman.

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So you always got to.

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You got to protect the people that, you know, that are not.

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You got to protect the gullible from the the the freaking hawks circling.

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Wasn't it you that said that the reason they don't make beard proof dumpsters?

385
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Yeah, so it makes sense.

386
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It does.

387
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I just feel bad for people that get scammed like that.

388
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This lady, no.

389
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Specifically for this lady, no.

390
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Why?

391
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What's so special about her?

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She's a very devious journalist.

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So personally.

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I don't really care.

395
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I didn't say you had to agree with me.

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I found it funny.

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It's funny, but it's also sad and annoying.

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It's sad.

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Yeah, it's like a damn scam artist.

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You know how many calls we get at the store that I work at?

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It's like, hello, this is the DM.

402
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You don't sound like the DM.

403
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You know what though?

404
00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:50,200
I do whenever I get a phone call like that because I get multiple calls where it's like,

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hey, this is Amazon.

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We're looking to deliver your package, but we need your address and your name and your

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phone number and all this.

408
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Even though you called me.

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It's like she's in a grab.

410
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Oh, man, it's nothing worse than breaking the phone.

411
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But it's like what you do is you pick up, you hear what they first say.

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It's like in three, two, one, thank you for calling News 9.

413
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Phone gets hung up real fast.

414
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I once had a guy come knock on the door and he was acting super weird.

415
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He was like, well, I'm here to show your dish in the direct.

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Like he was saying he was going to switch providers, right?

417
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,400
Yeah.

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And I'm like, dish, we don't have dish or direct.

419
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We're not switching into anything.

420
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,680
Oh, and we got into this big conversation, right?

421
00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:32,680
I'm like, oh, what do you got?

422
00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:33,680
Like I got AT&T.

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00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:34,680
Like, oh, how convenient.

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And he unrolls his shoulder sleeve and it says AT&T on one side.

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And I'm like, that's random.

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Why do you have it rolled up?

427
00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:46,360
By the way, why did you say you were here to switch my dish to direct?

428
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If you're for AT&T, get the fuck out of my fucking port.

429
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This stuff, motherfucker.

430
00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:51,280
I don't know what he was trying to do.

431
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,280
Yeah.

432
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,280
I think he was like a hacker trying to do one of those human things where he needs to

433
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do something to get like free internet near his house.

434
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:59,880
He shouldn't get it from me.

435
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:03,520
He knew the minute I saw his fucking sleeve rolled down that we were both like, we both

436
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:07,680
know you're full of shit.

437
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:08,680
People are fucking stupid.

438
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Absolutely.

439
00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:13,120
He's got to be smarter than the people that try to scam you.

440
00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,880
Ask more questions.

441
00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:16,240
They hate it whenever you ask questions.

442
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:18,040
He sure fucking did.

443
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All right.

444
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Now we move on to the cozy kitchen.

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We are done with the news.

446
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We'll have more from Chuck and the other two guys.

447
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Got to remember their names.

448
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:26,320
Sorry.

449
00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:27,320
Roland.

450
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Roland and the other guy.

451
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:29,320
I don't remember the middle guy's name.

452
00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:30,680
His last name is hard to pronounce.

453
00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:31,680
Kahoot.

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Kahoot.

455
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:35,160
It just sounds like it doesn't have just not going to be Kahoot, you know?

456
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:38,720
So I guess I guess I'm afraid to say Kahoot.

457
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:39,720
All right.

458
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:40,720
So with the cozy kitchen.

459
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So I found out that Antarctica has a club called Club 90 where they get absolutely shit

460
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:47,040
faced.

461
00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:55,120
That's that's that's what the Instagram article said anyway.

462
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Like they've said it nicer.

463
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But you can read between lines like they get absolutely shit faced out there because basically

464
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every year scientists descend to this base in Antarctica to do a lot of research.

465
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It's scientists, researchers, research staff and even artists go up there for some reason.

466
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Right.

467
00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:14,840
And they probably get buck wild there.

468
00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:15,840
Let's be honest here.

469
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Orgies all the time.

470
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Ain't this negative 100?

471
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And them.

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Yeah.

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And them in the middle of nowhere.

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They get in there.

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Fuck on.

476
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Place just smells like raw fish.

477
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Smells like fucking B.O. and the shame.

478
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Have to look at your fucking research part of the next day after you fucking ate your

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ass.

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And so throughout the year, there's thousands of people there and it whittles down every

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like throughout the month.

482
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And then when it gets to the winter months, a lot of them leave because once the winter

483
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months hit like those six months, it's like a fucking like inhospitable wasteland.

484
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:59,000
There's no going to and out of it very rarely or barely.

485
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Because it's because fuel can freeze there.

486
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And when I find out like fuel freeze at negative 40 or some shit, I was like, oh, fuck, must

487
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be cold.

488
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:11,160
So they have a shit load of alcohol.

489
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Like when they're the people that are there, like the few hundred that are there for six

490
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months, just they have like just wall to wall.

491
00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:20,460
Man, that must be a great place to be.

492
00:20:20,460 --> 00:20:25,400
But I mean, at the same time, you kind of like like I'm trapped here for six months.

493
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Although if a nuclear fallout happened, I'd probably be safe out there.

494
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:29,600
Yeah.

495
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:30,600
All the alcohol I could drink, probably.

496
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:31,600
Now I kind of want to go to Antarctica.

497
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:32,600
I wonder if they can let us go.

498
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:33,600
We can do our podcast from out there.

499
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Here we are.

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Negative 100 degree weather.

501
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You open the door and just get sucked out from the winds.

502
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:47,360
You open the door and your fucking face just falls off.

503
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:50,920
My dick's never been smaller.

504
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:53,160
What would happen to a human with nothing on out in the hall?

505
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:57,080
My God, they would just fucking just freeze to death.

506
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It's like a fucking stuff like a statue.

507
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All right.

508
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:04,480
Next story is the the Ramos gin fizz.

509
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,480
You ever heard of that drink?

510
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:08,600
I did not or have not.

511
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:12,920
It's basically a play on the gin fizz.

512
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It was invented by Henry C. Ramos.

513
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He took the standard gin and he added egg whites, orange flower water, lime juice, cream

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and powdered sugar.

515
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:29,560
And the thing about this drink is the lore goes that it takes 12 minutes of consecutive

516
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shaking for the drink to be ready.

517
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:37,760
So you gotta shake this son of a bitch 12 minutes long until your arms fucking fall

518
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:39,960
off.

519
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:45,400
So Barton, like experts say it's more like five minutes, but even so shaking something

520
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:46,400
for five minutes.

521
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:51,120
You ever shake a dick for five minutes?

522
00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:53,320
So only when you get gonorrhea.

523
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:56,680
Yeah, it's just fuck.

524
00:21:56,680 --> 00:22:02,440
But so the bars, these drinks were so popular when they came out.

525
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:08,440
Bars had to hire what they called shaker boys that their whole job that whole night at the

526
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:11,880
bar was to shake the shit out of these drinks.

527
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:15,480
They must have been buff as hell after like a month working there.

528
00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:17,920
Jacked off ever again.

529
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:21,000
Probably not, they'd be like, I'm too tired, trying to suck their own dick.

530
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,800
That's when they learned how to suck their own dick.

531
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:26,560
Oh, man, that shit would be hard.

532
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:29,040
I want to get a shake when and do it for 12 minutes.

533
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:30,040
See what happens.

534
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:31,040
Oh, God, don't get a shake.

535
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:32,040
What's fucking up?

536
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:35,600
You remember when South Park made fun of that one.

537
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:38,280
They fucking went hog wild on that one.

538
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:41,400
And then it had the thing that would drop down where you put your pinky in it.

539
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:46,640
You did the fucking butthole and it had the fucking spray that would like cool you down.

540
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:48,640
So it was just you know, you know, it was just.

541
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:52,600
I thought it gives you money and fucking give you money.

542
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:55,600
Here's some cav fair.

543
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:56,600
All right.

544
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:59,160
So that's my two store my food lore stories for today.

545
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,160
Now we give you guys a recipe.

546
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:01,160
I found this.

547
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:02,160
I found this at the last minute.

548
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:03,960
So I'm sorry if I've done it before.

549
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:06,360
It is the double cheese lasagna.

550
00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:09,000
Garfield would love this shit.

551
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:13,640
So you're looking at a serving of six active time, 30 minutes total time, an hour and 15

552
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:17,200
minutes calories, 430 protein, 26 grams.

553
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:18,200
Get on that.

554
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:23,920
15 grams of fat, five grams saturated cholesterol, 60 milligrams carbs is 46 grams.

555
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:26,600
Sodium is 710 milligrams fiber zero.

556
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:29,040
So you'd be pumping this shit out your ass.

557
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:32,520
Trying your hardest to get this shit out like sunflower seeds.

558
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:33,520
I'm not sunflower.

559
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:34,520
Yeah.

560
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:37,960
Sunflower seeds with a shell on and the sugars of 13 grams.

561
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:42,840
So what you need is one 24 ounce jar tomato and basil pasta sauce.

562
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:48,360
One tablespoon olive oil, one 10 ounce zucchini, trimmed to cut into one third dice.

563
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:52,720
One pound ground beef, one fourth cup chopped fresh basil and additional plus additional

564
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:54,040
for garnish.

565
00:23:54,040 --> 00:24:00,920
One fourth teaspoon of salt, one fourth teaspoon of pepper, nine oven ready lasagna noodles,

566
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:05,200
one cup shredded mozzarella and two tablespoons grated Parmesan cheese.

567
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:06,800
Damn, it's a lot of gas.

568
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:09,000
That's a lot of lactose right there.

569
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:15,560
So you heat oven to 350 Fahrenheit, spread half cup sauce into two quart baking dish

570
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:17,560
in nonstick skillet.

571
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:19,920
Heat oil over medium heat.

572
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:23,760
Add zucchini, cook stirring until softened, four to five minutes.

573
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:27,240
Remove add beef to skillet over medium high heat.

574
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:30,560
Cook stirring until no longer pink, eight to 10 minutes.

575
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:31,560
Drain.

576
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:36,200
Return to skillet, add one fourth cup basil, salt, pepper, zucchini and remaining sauce

577
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:38,340
cook two minutes.

578
00:24:38,340 --> 00:24:41,640
Place three noodles in baking dish, breaking to fit as needed.

579
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:45,000
Top with half a half of beef mixture and three noodles.

580
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,840
Repeat layering once.

581
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:49,800
Top with mozzarella and Parmesan covering noodles completely.

582
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:53,040
Tear off large sheet foil.

583
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:57,560
Cut one side with cooking spray, place coated side down over baking dish.

584
00:24:57,560 --> 00:25:02,080
Bake until heated through the noodles and the noodles are tender, about 25 minutes.

585
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:03,080
Boil two minutes.

586
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:06,080
Let's sit 15 minutes if desired garnish with additional basil.

587
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:07,080
There you go.

588
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:08,080
Dig in.

589
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:10,080
Put your whole fist in it and just take a bite.

590
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:13,520
I always found that aesthetically pleasing.

591
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:18,240
Like when you look into a lasagna and there's just like layer after layer, you're just like

592
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:23,240
oh, I can put my dick in.

593
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:24,240
Do an American pie.

594
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:28,000
Oh God, that man really fucked that pie by the way.

595
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,880
I did buy that movie, didn't I, at the half price the other day?

596
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:31,880
Yeah, I did.

597
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:32,880
American pie, the first movie.

598
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:33,880
I could watch it.

599
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:34,880
Watch it.

600
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:35,880
It's a hairy ass fucking pie.

601
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:36,880
I wanted some pie.

602
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:37,880
Why not?

603
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:41,040
All right, what do we got left?

604
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,040
We got a few minutes left.

605
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:47,680
Let me give you guys a little life story.

606
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:51,800
So you remember the bribe with the South Korean police officer?

607
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:52,800
Yeah.

608
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:58,360
I have a story that triggered in my memory from that and it was the time that my whole

609
00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:03,720
family and then like a few other people were all going to Mexico for the summer, which

610
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:04,720
I cannot stand.

611
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:09,360
It's not that I can't stand Mexico, it's like I can't stand the place I had to stay

612
00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:10,360
at.

613
00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:14,400
I do not want to stay in this tiny village with one fucking convenience store for the

614
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:15,400
whole village.

615
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:16,400
So you got to go out of town.

616
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:24,240
You got to go two miles into the city to fucking even enjoy modern conveniences.

617
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:25,820
We always had to stay with my aunts.

618
00:26:25,820 --> 00:26:27,120
They never had a working shower.

619
00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:28,640
They had no door in the shower.

620
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:33,480
You got to take a bath butt naked in front of this big room with nothing but a bucket

621
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:36,480
of water.

622
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,800
God dang, I hate that fucking place.

623
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:41,760
I can't guarantee it's still like that to this fucking day.

624
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:43,400
No cartels?

625
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:46,120
No, we live in a nicer part.

626
00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:48,440
They're not as prominent as people worry about.

627
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,160
You guys watch too many movies and news.

628
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:55,440
It's not like fucking Mad Max out there.

629
00:26:55,440 --> 00:27:01,360
And so we're driving into the, like it takes two days to get there and like we're in the

630
00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:12,240
first day and we get stopped by the military checkpoint and my dad is a great talker, which

631
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:13,640
I never learned to get apparently.

632
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:14,640
I lost that.

633
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,480
I guess my kids are going to be fucking phenomenal.

634
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:19,120
They'll skip me for sure.

635
00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:25,360
And the military guy is talking to my dad and he says, like he asked for my dad's ID

636
00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:26,440
and my dad's like, here you go, man.

637
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:27,440
If you want it, you can keep it.

638
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:28,800
I got three of them.

639
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:33,080
And they're talking back and forth and they're just going through the motions.

640
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:36,560
I realize now that I'm older, when I was a kid, I know.

641
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:42,400
And my mom is terrible in crisis situations because, so my dad's talking to the one soldier

642
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:46,920
and there's another soldier further down the road, but he's looking right at us.

643
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,680
And my mom keeps whispering like grab your backpack, grab your backpack.

644
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:50,960
Like some shit's about to go down.

645
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,680
Like make sure you grab your backpack, grab your backpack.

646
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:56,880
Cause then the front seat is me, my mom, and then me.

647
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:58,520
And then me, my mom and dad.

648
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:02,520
So my dad's driving, my mom's in the middle and I'm in the passenger side and my sister

649
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:03,520
is sleeping in the back.

650
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:08,120
And then the other, we have like a little, one of those little covers for the back of

651
00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:11,480
the truck and people are sleeping back there too.

652
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:14,080
And for some reason, mom's freaking out.

653
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:17,880
I guess she's never seen a military, hell, I've never seen a military stop point.

654
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:23,640
And the fucking guy, he notices us, my mom whispering in my ear was super obvious.

655
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:29,360
So the guy watching us from the passenger side starts slowly walking towards me, fucking

656
00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:31,640
unsling this goddamn M13.

657
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:32,640
And I'm like, you need to chill.

658
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:33,640
Now, I'm in my head now.

659
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:35,160
I'm like, you should have been calm.

660
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:36,880
Nothing was going to happen.

661
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:41,000
And so she's fucking freaking out for no reason.

662
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,000
And so my dad's like, so can we go or not?

663
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:48,000
And the fucking, the guy that my dad's talking to, he just starts, he fucking starts, I never

664
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,360
forget he started playing with his mustache.

665
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:51,800
He's like, man, it's been hot out here.

666
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:53,680
My throat's real dry.

667
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:55,960
He wanted a fucking bribe was all he wanted, a couple of dollars.

668
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:58,320
So we gave him like 10 pesos and we got to move on.

669
00:28:58,320 --> 00:28:59,760
It's like, oh, my throat's real dry.

670
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:00,760
It's been so hot out here.

671
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:03,640
I'll never forget the way he played with his fucking mustache.

672
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:05,200
Was this on the US side or the Mexico side?

673
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:06,200
It was the Mexico side.

674
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,200
It was the military police on the Mexican side.

675
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:11,200
I was going to say 10 pesos here.

676
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:14,160
It won't get you even a fucking bottle of water.

677
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:17,160
So I'll never forget the guy playing with his mustache and his fucking thick ass aviator

678
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:22,560
glasses or that fucking cop or the other fucking soldier fucking unstuck his M13.

679
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:26,720
I'm like, oh, maybe we are in some fucking problems.

680
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:28,320
But it reminded me of his bribe that he took.

681
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:29,320
Yeah.

682
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:30,320
Oh yeah.

683
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:31,320
This shit was fucking hilarious.

684
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:33,320
Now, now thinking about it now, my mom is terrible in a crisis situation.

685
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:37,080
She's like, we get you, like, she was like, we're going to fucking hop out the car and

686
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:42,280
run and get fucking lit the fuck up with an M13 was all that was going to happen.

687
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,120
Where the fuck was I going to go?

688
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:48,440
I'm going to fucking pour a shot at like fucking 10 feet, I get laid the fuck out.

689
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:49,440
You know what I mean?

690
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:50,440
It's an M13.

691
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:51,440
Just run for it.

692
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:54,440
I wouldn't know what no one would have fucking made it.

693
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:59,160
All he had to do was fucking spray in a straight line.

694
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:03,640
And it's game over.

695
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:06,520
Because the reason she's bad in a crisis situation is because what happened the other day at

696
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:13,480
my house when my fucking water heater tank blew up, I had I was brushing my teeth yesterday.

697
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:15,240
Getting ready for work.

698
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:16,800
And I noticed the water pressure is real low.

699
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:17,800
Yeah.

700
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:18,800
I'm like, what the fuck?

701
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:19,800
That's weird.

702
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:21,720
And then I do turn the hot water on too.

703
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:22,720
And it's even lower.

704
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:24,800
I'm like, that's real weird.

705
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:29,880
And so I turn off the faucets and I there's a fan for ventilation in our bathroom.

706
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:31,920
They like to have on for white noise.

707
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:35,680
I turned that off and I hear rushing in between the walls.

708
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:40,680
I'm like, oh, and I'm hoping that maybe my mom had got home and was watering her plants

709
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:42,840
outside what she likes to do.

710
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:44,960
And that's why the water was going that way.

711
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:48,280
But then I was like, but they wouldn't do the hot water too.

712
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,760
So I go to the kitchen.

713
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:52,080
I go to the laundry room.

714
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,400
That's where I'm hearing the noise the loudest.

715
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:58,600
I open the door and I'm like, oh, and the whole fucking floor is soaking wet.

716
00:30:58,600 --> 00:30:59,600
I get down there.

717
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:02,280
I put on some shoes and I get down there.

718
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:04,800
And there's like a little fucking closet where the water tank is.

719
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:05,800
Yeah.

720
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:07,120
The hot water boiler.

721
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:10,660
And I open it up and I get fucking sprayed in the fucking face with water.

722
00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:11,960
The shit was coming out the top.

723
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:17,040
The pipe had burst and I'm like, you got a facial for a water heater.

724
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:18,920
Like that shit hit me fucking point blank.

725
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:23,320
Like with a money shot.

726
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:25,880
I'm so glad it wasn't fucking boiling hot.

727
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:27,640
She had fucking burned my face off.

728
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:28,640
The luckiest.

729
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:30,160
I was asked how lucky it was because it wasn't hot.

730
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:38,960
Yeah, I was like, oh, so it took me half an hour to fucking find the city line to shut

731
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:42,520
it off because when they fixed it last time because their side was broken.

732
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:43,520
Yeah.

733
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:44,520
And we had an argument for three hours.

734
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:45,520
Like, no, it's on your side.

735
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:46,520
It's broken.

736
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:47,520
It's not over here.

737
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:48,520
It's fucking full of water.

738
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:49,520
Come fix it.

739
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:51,760
And they whatever they did, they fixed it.

740
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:52,760
Right.

741
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:53,760
But it's just full of mud.

742
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,840
And I dug for 30 minutes in the wrong spot for it.

743
00:31:55,840 --> 00:32:00,080
I could not find the fucking valve to save my damn life.

744
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:01,480
This neighbor came in, right.

745
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:04,280
And he looked at his and he came back like, so it should be way over here.

746
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:05,900
And he looked where it was supposed to be.

747
00:32:05,900 --> 00:32:08,020
They had put it all the way to the back.

748
00:32:08,020 --> 00:32:13,880
So I had to put the the the lead bar I have to turn the valve that my dad made finally,

749
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:15,040
because we had a problem like that.

750
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:16,040
He's like, you know what, we're never going to.

751
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:19,400
He's like Tony Stark after something happens, then he fixes it.

752
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:22,480
But you know, like when he was falling from like the freezing the first time he made those

753
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:25,800
anti-freeze things and then he made the parachute after a road he died.

754
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:26,800
Yeah.

755
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:27,800
A road he fell.

756
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:28,800
He always makes it after the fact.

757
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:32,800
So he made this thick ass fucking bar to turn the water pipe, water line off if we need

758
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:33,800
to.

759
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:38,000
And but it was like in a fucking angle, like the worst fucking angle I've ever fucking seen.

760
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,920
And we turned it off and, you know, we got to fix the 150 bucks.

761
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:41,920
Damn, I love Mexicans.

762
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:47,400
They did it on the cheap cheap.

763
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:50,280
They know Saturday, too, no less.

764
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:51,280
Lucky us.

765
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:54,960
I'm glad it wasn't that I took an extra hours today because I was thought I had to pay for

766
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:55,960
a new fucking water tank.

767
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:58,120
I'm like, oh, no, like, like three grand.

768
00:32:58,120 --> 00:32:59,120
I'm looking online.

769
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:01,160
I'm no.

770
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:03,200
But we lucked out.

771
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:05,880
Was it just the edge of the pipe or?

772
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:08,640
I don't know what the fuck happened because I didn't get a good look at it because I had

773
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:11,280
to call in work and tell him I was going to be late because shit has had his shit hit

774
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,720
the fan is what I told him.

775
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:15,760
Like it was just bursting from the very top.

776
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:16,760
Yeah.

777
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:22,320
There's like I guess a pipe going up and like there's no valve like they totally started

778
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:24,340
and they put a valve there up there.

779
00:33:24,340 --> 00:33:27,840
So if it ever happens again, we just turn that valve instead of the whole fucking stuff.

780
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:30,040
So it had to have been the cold line that busted on you then?

781
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:32,960
Yeah, because yeah, the water was cold when it hit God, if it was boiling hot.

782
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:33,960
Oh, man.

783
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:40,760
I don't be like, oh, look like Zuko from fucking the last Airbender.

784
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:45,280
Like, I'll find the Avatar.

785
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:46,280
Been the water.

786
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:49,040
It's been the especially because it hit me in the mouth.

787
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:53,480
God, I actually would have burned my fucking third all the way down my esophagus.

788
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:58,240
I just got you to tell you it just goes to show you traps do work.

789
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:03,080
Yeah, because I was not expecting wire to fucking if it was acid, I'd be fucked.

790
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:06,120
You know what I mean?

791
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:07,120
Like I got caught.

792
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:08,680
You got caught liking.

793
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:11,520
Yeah, it's fucking sucks and it's scary.

794
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:12,520
But I fixed it.

795
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:13,520
Well, I didn't fix it.

796
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:15,520
I fucking turned the water off and then went to work.

797
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:19,360
Hey, at least you haven't taken off fuel lines and had a spray in your face.

798
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:20,360
God, that would suck.

799
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:21,360
I've done that.

800
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:22,360
That is dangerous.

801
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:23,360
Gas all over your face.

802
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:28,360
And then it's like you're trying to hold your eyes closed after it happens.

803
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:30,160
You can't wipe them.

804
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:31,160
Oh, man.

805
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:32,640
You start pouring water all over your face.

806
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:35,040
Yeah, I'd be wiping like a madman.

807
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:36,040
Just burn your eyeballs.

808
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:37,040
What fucking eyeball?

809
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:38,040
Oh, man.

810
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:41,040
All right, guys.

811
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:43,360
So that's it for Cozy Nights.

812
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:47,760
We'll be back next week with more fucking news, more cozy kitchen, maybe some life stories,

813
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:48,760
maybe some travels.

814
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:54,040
I call there's one segment I want to do called Travels and Curiosities where we wear arm

815
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:55,760
chair armchair nomads.

816
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:58,360
We travel the world from the comfort of our couch.

817
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:03,920
There's like interesting places or things that I've seen online, but I just have some

818
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:05,440
interesting life stories today for you guys.

819
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:06,800
So we'll be back next week.

820
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,560
So good night and stay cozy.

821
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:12,160
And don't forget, you know, Sunday, 2024.

822
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:13,160
Is that tomorrow?

823
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:14,160
Or is that 2025?

824
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:15,160
No, February 25th.

825
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:16,160
Is that tomorrow?

826
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:21,360
The new fucking Rick show comes on.

827
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:22,360
Rick Grimes.

828
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:23,360
He's back.

829
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:24,360
The walking dead.

830
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:27,400
I just call it the Rick Grimes show.

831
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:29,960
So tune in and watch the first episode of the new Rick Grimes show.

832
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:30,960
He's back.

833
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:33,920
He's my favorite.

834
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:36,840
So as I said, good night and stay cozy.

835
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:37,840
All right.

836
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:39,400
What you got for us in Urban Dictionary today?

837
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:40,400
All right.

838
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:41,600
Let's see what we got here.

839
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:47,080
Like I say every week, it worries me because I don't know what the hell it's going to be.

840
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:48,680
All right.

841
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:54,920
So we start with sticky money, money that has been ejaculated upon and then reentered

842
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:57,200
into circulation.

843
00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:02,960
Usually as a result of a fetish, EI or IE after sex you want to course on a pile of

844
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:03,960
money.

845
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:06,040
Who can afford to have a sex on a pile of money?

846
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:07,760
Everyone's broke right now.

847
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:11,680
So basically they just got that kind of money like art like like what if you they wiped it

848
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:15,920
after right on the and then they just they just gave it to some like dollar store the

849
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:16,920
next day.

850
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:20,880
Like how much how much come if I touched is what I'm thinking now.

851
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:21,880
I don't know.

852
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:23,000
Think about that boob money.

853
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,960
You know where those big women pull it out from between their tits and stuff.

854
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:27,480
I just look the shit.

855
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:28,480
Ha ha.

856
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:31,480
Oh, let me some.

857
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:35,800
Or there's a lot of had whenever I worked in retail, there was a lady that pulled it

858
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:37,360
out from her shoe.

859
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:38,360
That's gross.

860
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,400
There was a dude that pulled it out from underneath the stomach.

861
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:43,920
That's a weird place to put your dollar bill.

862
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:45,480
You're fucking fat.

863
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:46,480
He was fat.

864
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:48,280
So it's like, damn weird.

865
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:49,280
All right.

866
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:53,800
Next one is called rim go.

867
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:57,320
A male who enjoys giving and receiving rim jobs more than what would be considered socially

868
00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:58,320
acceptable.

869
00:36:58,320 --> 00:36:59,320
What level?

870
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:02,320
That's what I that's what I found funny.

871
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:04,320
It's totally acceptable.

872
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:07,320
The same product.

873
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:09,520
What level is socially acceptable?

874
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:10,520
I don't know.

875
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:11,520
Once a week.

876
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:12,520
I don't fucking know.

877
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:13,520
Twice per day.

878
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:14,520
What's the level here?

879
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:15,520
I don't know.

880
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:16,520
That's what I found.

881
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:17,520
So fucking funny.

882
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:21,920
And how far do you have to go to be unsocially acceptable?

883
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:24,440
I don't know.

884
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:27,480
Maybe when it starts affecting your social life and like your fun.

885
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:28,480
Like you can't.

886
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:29,480
I can't get him to work.

887
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:30,480
I'm eating that.

888
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:31,480
Every couple of days.

889
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:37,560
He's got browns like all over you.

890
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:40,560
Fucking just eating it.

891
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:41,560
You miss your sister's wedding.

892
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:42,560
You're out eating.

893
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:45,760
You come in and your breath smells like literal ass.

894
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:46,920
Oh man.

895
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:51,360
So this next one was because of the one before after that, because I found the one after

896
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:54,120
that before this one, because I find them like backwards.

897
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:57,760
So this next one was because of the preceding one or the next one.

898
00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:58,760
Sorry.

899
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:02,840
Pivot Man is a person who is the center of a circle jerk.

900
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:04,840
I didn't know there was a center to a circle jerk.

901
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:06,680
I didn't either.

902
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:07,680
The more we learn.

903
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:09,680
The more we don't want to learn.

904
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:11,720
I learned that because of this one.

905
00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:16,360
Tibbits, a butt pirate that loves the taste of semen and has always chosen to be the pivot

906
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:19,480
man at any and all circle jerks at bukkake parties.

907
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:24,560
Oh, and I'm like, what's a pivot man?

908
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:28,120
Oh, you choose.

909
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:29,120
I guess.

910
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:30,120
Hey, man.

911
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:32,720
Hey, I'll never I'll never eat with your kinks.

912
00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:33,720
I will.

913
00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:36,560
He may not, but I fucking will every time.

914
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:40,960
Being the pivot man at a bukkake party.

915
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:45,960
I imagine you know, you know, that the weekend, the position.

916
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:47,640
And then that thing where he's are spinning in the camera.

917
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:49,640
I imagine that's what the guy's doing.

918
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:50,640
Just spinning around.

919
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:52,440
He's just getting glad you're low.

920
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:53,440
That's the face.

921
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:59,760
The next one is a Belong is is an excessively expansive rear end.

922
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:04,000
It's just a big old booty.

923
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,200
This is what's called pen praise.

924
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:09,760
So it's a female hooker who stands on the street corners with a red dress or animal

925
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:12,300
print when she makes a lot of money.

926
00:39:12,300 --> 00:39:14,040
So that's almost every whore I've ever seen them.

927
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:15,040
I guess they don't make no money.

928
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:16,040
I don't know.

929
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:17,720
I don't ask them.

930
00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:20,440
Basically what you're saying is a traditional whore.

931
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:21,440
So just a broco.

932
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:22,440
A basic bitch.

933
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:23,440
This one.

934
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:24,440
This one's called Magnum.

935
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:29,760
So it's a scrawny kid with a huge wing.

936
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:34,040
A man that usually plays pansy sports like ultimate frisbee and bowling.

937
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:39,480
Don't expect to see a man out and around town because they usually go to bed at 10 p.m.

938
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:45,660
This is because they are so tired from having to lug that huge manjina around all day.

939
00:39:45,660 --> 00:39:48,840
Even though Magnums have large love sticks that usually strike out with the ladies coming

940
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:53,760
off as cocky and annoying, the cockiness usually develops from the noise that they are more

941
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:56,400
man than the average Joe.

942
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:58,760
But the personality does not go along with it.

943
00:39:58,760 --> 00:39:59,760
I guess not.

944
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:00,760
I don't know.

945
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:01,760
Next one's called Burger Punk.

946
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:03,560
I found this kind of cool.

947
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:07,960
It's a dystopian punk genre that encompasses the prime elements of Americana culture, including

948
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:14,200
fast food, unwackable sprawled cities, huge wholesale retail stores, sea wall, mass consumerism,

949
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:19,320
music that serves as means of commercial advertisement, uniforms as fashion, and corrupt government

950
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:20,320
corporatocracy.

951
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:26,080
I'm like, I've never read a Burger Punk, but I do want to read one now.

952
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:29,680
And then it says Demolition Man is a quintessential Burger Punk film.

953
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:32,720
And I'm like, wait, I guess it does fit completely what they're saying.

954
00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:33,720
Yeah, it does.

955
00:40:33,720 --> 00:40:35,840
And this next one's called Composer.

956
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:38,320
It's a person who fix orgasms.

957
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:42,160
That's all I said.

958
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:44,640
This next one's called Skirted Egg.

959
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:48,960
A person who is bald on top but has hair on their sides and back was hurt on trailer park

960
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:52,000
boards where J-Rock told Mr. Lahey he looked like a skirted egg.

961
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:56,600
Yeah, because an egg with a skirt on would be like the hair at the bottom.

962
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:58,200
It's like a Costanza.

963
00:40:58,200 --> 00:40:59,840
Basically, yeah.

964
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:00,840
Can't stand you.

965
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:01,840
Can't stand you.

966
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:02,840
All right, man.

967
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:04,320
That's it for Urban Dictionary today.

968
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:09,080
I hope you enjoyed something you learned today, especially Burger Punk.

969
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:10,080
Burger Punk is cool.

970
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:11,080
Burger Punk is cool.

971
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:13,200
Pivot Man, not so much.

972
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:14,640
I liked it.

973
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:17,480
Hey, what you doing in your free time?

974
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:18,480
I'm not going to question this.

975
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:22,960
I don't have the fucking capabilities to organize a goddamn circle.

976
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:29,520
I don't have the, what's the word, the resources or the connections?

977
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:34,560
There's so many possibilities.

978
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:36,840
Oh, shit.

979
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:43,720
All right, well, going into our breakdown for the week, this is one that was a request

980
00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:46,360
a couple of weeks ago.

981
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:47,360
This is Sugumomo.

982
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:51,160
I'm always going to fuck up the name.

983
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:53,160
Sugumomo is the name of it.

984
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:54,160
Sugumomo.

985
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:55,160
Sugumomo.

986
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:58,360
So, we start off with episode one.

987
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:01,520
It's called The Scent of the Cherry Blossoms.

988
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:04,040
This anime is a, it's a comedy.

989
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:06,320
Damn, I'm gonna need my cologne after that.

990
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:07,920
Scent of the Cherry Blossoms?

991
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:08,920
Yeah.

992
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:11,400
They'd be like, this shit is fucking prime.

993
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:13,680
They probably already have it.

994
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:15,000
Damn.

995
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:23,120
This is a comedy series, a Sainin anime, somewhat harem, but it's not like harem.

996
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:25,360
It's wild.

997
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:28,880
It's rated M, so it's not rated X.

998
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:29,880
Oh.

999
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:30,880
But it's rated M.

1000
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:31,880
Close enough.

1001
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:32,880
Close enough.

1002
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:34,240
How close is softcore to hardcore?

1003
00:42:34,240 --> 00:42:35,560
I mean, honestly.

1004
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:38,180
This is a lot more comedic take on it.

1005
00:42:38,180 --> 00:42:41,280
It's not so much of like, he's trying to get laid the entire time.

1006
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:43,600
It's just a bunch of like comedic encounters.

1007
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:44,600
Yeah.

1008
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:47,880
So, episode one, Scent of the Cherry Blossoms.

1009
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:53,720
Kazuya Kagami wakes up in class from a bad dream to discover that he has inadvertently

1010
00:42:53,720 --> 00:42:59,800
groped his classmate, Chisato Chikashi's breasts.

1011
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:02,560
You can just fast forward to him in jail and the series.

1012
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:04,360
Just be honest here.

1013
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:08,560
That's how it would actually roll in real life.

1014
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:09,560
Yes.

1015
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:12,520
After escaping her wrath and her beating the shit out of him, Kazuya-

1016
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:15,600
So he didn't escape a wrath, he beat the shit out of him.

1017
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:16,600
Yes.

1018
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:18,960
Like where he gets a puffy face and stuff at the end of it.

1019
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:23,760
I don't consider that escaping a wrath.

1020
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:28,040
Kazuya goes to the roof where he takes comfort in his late mother's obi, which is this like

1021
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:32,280
scarf traditional thing in Japan, basically.

1022
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:36,200
Kazuya is attacked by a possessed wig and falls off the building.

1023
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:37,200
Okay.

1024
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:38,200
Yes, a possessed wig.

1025
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:39,200
You following here?

1026
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:40,840
I'm with you.

1027
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:43,560
But is saved by his obi.

1028
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:48,240
It falls beneath him and catches him basically like by creating more-

1029
00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:52,040
It just gets stuck on a ledge and it breaks his neck.

1030
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:54,320
It creates more of a like a cushion basically.

1031
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:55,320
Cool.

1032
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:58,640
It like grows to the size of like a cushion type thing.

1033
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:04,480
From within his obi, a young girl named Tsukugogami emerges.

1034
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:07,240
They are met by the host of the wig.

1035
00:44:07,240 --> 00:44:14,680
So the person that has this wig on now or is being possessed by this wig comes after

1036
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:15,680
them.

1037
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:23,080
Tsukugogami asks the host to sever their link with the wig, which the Tsukugogami calls

1038
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:32,600
an amasogi, which is like a item that has come to life basically with energy.

1039
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:39,600
However, the host and the wig attack and the Tsukomogami is forced to destroy the wig before

1040
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:41,120
disappearing.

1041
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:45,240
At home, Kazuya reflects on the day's events before falling asleep.

1042
00:44:45,240 --> 00:44:47,720
That's some weird shit and he fucking passes out.

1043
00:44:47,720 --> 00:44:48,720
Yeah.

1044
00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:49,920
Again, this is partially comedy.

1045
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:56,160
So after another nightmare, he wakes up to find that the Tsukomogami is in his bed beside

1046
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:57,560
him now.

1047
00:44:57,560 --> 00:45:03,320
After avoiding the confrontation with Kazuya's possessive sister, Kazumi, the Tsukomogami

1048
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:13,480
introduces herself as Kiriya and that she, the Tsukomogami, is Kazuya's obi, the scarf,

1049
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:16,840
and that Kazuya is now her servant.

1050
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:18,520
So that's how the episode one ends.

1051
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:27,200
He meets this girl named Kiriya and he learns that she is this scarf, basically.

1052
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:28,920
This item basically come to life.

1053
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:29,920
That's weird to me though.

1054
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:32,800
Like normally they would say like, oh, it's his mother's scarf.

1055
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,080
So maybe it's a portion of his mother.

1056
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:36,080
Right.

1057
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:37,560
But I'm like, okay, so why not?

1058
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:41,080
That's the rational story element that should have gone down.

1059
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:42,080
Right.

1060
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:43,440
Instead of just a random girl.

1061
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:46,640
Well, it's a random girl to him because he's never met this girl before.

1062
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:49,360
Doesn't even look like a younger version of his mom at all?

1063
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:50,360
No.

1064
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:52,440
It looks like it's got like pointed ears, fangs.

1065
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:54,240
Oh, it's an actual creature?

1066
00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:55,240
Yes.

1067
00:45:55,240 --> 00:45:56,240
Ish.

1068
00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:57,240
So it's a girl basically.

1069
00:45:57,240 --> 00:45:58,240
Okay.

1070
00:45:58,240 --> 00:46:03,080
Episode two, it's called The Library and the Childhood Friend.

1071
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:08,400
Living with Kiriya is hard enough, but Kazuya also takes abuse from Chisato at school, the

1072
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:09,840
same girl that he felt up.

1073
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:13,480
Because they're kind of, they've been friends basically for a long time.

1074
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:16,600
Finally made a move on her, huh?

1075
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:18,360
And she does have the hots for him.

1076
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:19,360
Oh boy.

1077
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:24,560
That's why he woke up fondly her.

1078
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:28,800
Having forgotten to complete his homework, Chisato drags Kazuya to the library to finish

1079
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,400
his homework.

1080
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:34,520
While in the library, Chisato bashfully offers Kazuya to come to his house and help him

1081
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:35,640
study.

1082
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:36,640
But he turns her down.

1083
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:37,640
Because again, it's a comedy.

1084
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:38,640
So he's like, no, I'm good.

1085
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:39,640
I don't need any help.

1086
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:44,080
I'm just too smart for it.

1087
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:49,200
After Kazuya finishes, he encounters Kiriya while Chisato discovers that they are trapped

1088
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:50,200
in the library.

1089
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:52,320
Because she follows him to school basically.

1090
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:55,320
This is Tsukumogami.

1091
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:58,280
She follows him to school.

1092
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:03,760
And she was like hidden behind one of the bookshelves.

1093
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:07,960
So during the attempt to break free, the library transforms into an alternate space and the

1094
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:12,560
books start flying and attacking Kiriya.

1095
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:18,600
Kiriya realizes that Chisato is the host of the Amazogi and tells Kazuya to fulfill Chisato's

1096
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:19,600
desire.

1097
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:23,800
I wish it was like word like English versions of the word because I'm so confused all the

1098
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:25,440
time with Japanese words.

1099
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:29,760
Okay, I'll just put it this way.

1100
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:31,800
I'll stop saying Tsukumogami.

1101
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:36,520
Is that her name or is that the item?

1102
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:37,520
That's the item.

1103
00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:38,520
Okay.

1104
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:39,520
Or the type of creature she is.

1105
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:42,360
So it's a type of creature?

1106
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:43,360
Kazuya.

1107
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:49,480
It's basically a creature that's born from mundane objects that have emotion and energy

1108
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:51,200
put into them over time.

1109
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:53,280
One of those things.

1110
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:57,840
So I'll just say her name from this point on.

1111
00:47:57,840 --> 00:47:58,840
It's easier.

1112
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:02,560
Or I'll just say the type of creature that she is to make it a little bit easier for

1113
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:06,800
you to understand here.

1114
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:12,160
So Kazuya asks Chisato if she would like to come to his house to tutor him.

1115
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:14,800
And the library returns to normal because that was her whole desire.

1116
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:17,320
She wants to go to his house and help him.

1117
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:18,500
She loves education.

1118
00:48:18,500 --> 00:48:19,680
That's her whole thing.

1119
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:22,960
She has a crush on him, but she also loves education.

1120
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:25,840
Is she her moiny?

1121
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:28,120
And of course she wears the glasses and everything else.

1122
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:29,480
So traditional nerd.

1123
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:30,480
Yes.

1124
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:32,120
The girl next door is what I'm going to say.

1125
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:37,000
At Kazuya's house, Chisato apologizes, however.

1126
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:43,080
And this time Kirihai explains that it was not Chisato's fault, but that the Amazogi,

1127
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:51,880
which is a possessed creature, basically like the item that since she loved books and all

1128
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:55,800
that kind of stuff, that's why it turned into a library that was attacking them because

1129
00:48:55,800 --> 00:49:00,200
that was her emotional attachment type thing.

1130
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:06,920
So in his attachment, obviously, Kazuya's is this obi, this scarf that belonged to a

1131
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:07,920
mother.

1132
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:11,600
It's still so weird to be like some sort of hook it up with some creature that came out

1133
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:12,880
of his mom's scarf.

1134
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:13,880
Yeah.

1135
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:14,880
But weird me the fuck out.

1136
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:17,120
On top of that, it was owned by his mom.

1137
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:21,720
So his mom was also aware that this was a...

1138
00:49:21,720 --> 00:49:24,720
And mom was a lesbian?

1139
00:49:24,720 --> 00:49:25,720
No.

1140
00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:30,720
Surprisingly no.

1141
00:49:30,720 --> 00:49:33,320
Kirihai explains that it's not Chisato's fault.

1142
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:37,240
So Kirihai is the girl that came out of the obi.

1143
00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:40,920
Chisato is the nerd girl.

1144
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:46,480
But that the Amazogi was created due to a substance called miasma, basically.

1145
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:48,200
Oh, they'll get all miasma.

1146
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:49,200
I know.

1147
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:52,120
Well, I'll say miasma, but the actual word is malison.

1148
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:53,120
Miasma.

1149
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:54,800
It's just easier to say.

1150
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:55,800
Skyrim.

1151
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:56,800
Yes.

1152
00:49:56,800 --> 00:50:00,120
And that such a high concentration was the fault of the local deity, Kukuri.

1153
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:01,640
So deity now?

1154
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:05,320
Yes, they're blaming the deity for this, the local deity.

1155
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:10,680
So episode three is called Kukuri Hime.

1156
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:12,680
That's basically the deity's name.

1157
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:19,120
So Shiro is approached by Kokuyo, who mistakes him to be Kazuya.

1158
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:23,200
Shiro is Kazuya's friend in school, basically.

1159
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:25,920
Or somebody that knows him really well.

1160
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:27,360
And Shiro is a pervert.

1161
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:28,360
So...

1162
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:31,360
Man, I'm using my own heart.

1163
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:33,120
He is basically you.

1164
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:35,000
He will try anything.

1165
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:43,160
And he sees this lady named Kokuyo, and she's got some giant, like, massive bazongas.

1166
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:44,760
Big ol' donkidons?

1167
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:45,760
Yes.

1168
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:48,480
Like, big ol' v5 fofombas?

1169
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:49,480
Like Fs.

1170
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:50,480
Good lord.

1171
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:53,480
That's small for...that's small in my domain.

1172
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:55,480
We're talking...we're talking Ems.

1173
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:56,480
Zs.

1174
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:57,480
Zs.

1175
00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:01,080
I've seen...you know, I know the woman has Zs.

1176
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:02,080
Oh god.

1177
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:04,080
Yeah, she's on the internet.

1178
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:05,080
Of course.

1179
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:06,880
She's on Guinness World Records.

1180
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:07,880
Oh really?

1181
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:09,920
She has the biggest natural and, you know...

1182
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:10,920
Are they natural?

1183
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:11,920
Yeah.

1184
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:12,920
Well, supposedly natural.

1185
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:17,240
I mean, you know, Guinness is legit when it comes to actual...it's like, this shit has

1186
00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:20,160
to be legit or you all get banned.

1187
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:21,160
We all get a grope.

1188
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:24,160
That's a bunch of perverts.

1189
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:25,160
Guinness is fucking strict.

1190
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:28,480
Just fuck with their shit.

1191
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:36,440
So hoping to be able to grope her boobs, he treats her to a lunch at a nearby family restaurant.

1192
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:41,480
But he gets more than he bargained for when Kokuyu orders everything on the menu, leaving

1193
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:43,040
him with a huge tab in the end.

1194
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:44,800
She a hungry girl, huh?

1195
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:46,960
She ate everything on the menu.

1196
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:51,880
They gave her a plaque on the wall with her picture saying that she dominated the menu.

1197
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:52,880
Damn.

1198
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:53,880
Like, she ate everything.

1199
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:58,640
Because they brought out like four carts and stuff like that for her to eat.

1200
00:51:58,640 --> 00:51:59,640
Not bad.

1201
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:01,640
And she just starts shoveling.

1202
00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:05,760
Why are you like, oh my God.

1203
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:08,760
He starts looking at his wallet.

1204
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:10,240
Uh oh.

1205
00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:14,760
And she leaves him to pay the bill at the end.

1206
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:16,800
Here's if it wasn't me, right?

1207
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:17,800
She does that.

1208
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:18,800
All that stuff happens.

1209
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:19,800
He looks at his wallet.

1210
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:20,800
She leaves.

1211
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:25,000
And then the next, it cuts to black and then it's him just washing dishes during the end

1212
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:26,000
credits.

1213
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:32,440
No, this goes straight from that to the next day basically at school where he runs up to

1214
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:34,280
I'll teach him comedy.

1215
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:41,080
So the next day when Kazuya meets up with Osamu, he gets a flying kick from Shiro who

1216
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:45,660
is apparently disappointed and green with envy as to what happened yesterday.

1217
00:52:45,660 --> 00:52:55,160
So Shiro thinks that since Kokuyu, this big bazonka zonka lady is looking for Kazuya,

1218
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:58,240
he thinks that Kazuya has something to do with her.

1219
00:52:58,240 --> 00:53:00,160
Like he thinks that he knows her.

1220
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:04,200
So he's like crouching on his hunting grounds.

1221
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:05,200
Yes, yes.

1222
00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:09,480
Who is apparently disappointed and angry with envy as to what happened yesterday.

1223
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:14,100
Moments later before recess, all of the students' lunches go missing.

1224
00:53:14,100 --> 00:53:16,520
Then Kokuyu appears eating all of them.

1225
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:18,040
So she's still going on?

1226
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:21,720
She's still eating all their shit in the school now.

1227
00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:23,560
You gotta keep that, you gotta keep her energy up.

1228
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:26,320
Those tears are too big.

1229
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:31,180
She orders Kazuya to come with her, but Kiriha intervenes.

1230
00:53:31,180 --> 00:53:37,860
So after a brief confrontation, Kiriha, Kazuya and Shizato, so these three girls accompany

1231
00:53:37,860 --> 00:53:46,080
Kokuyu to a local shrine where after confrontation is waiting for Kiriha, where basically they

1232
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:50,760
have a confrontation that's waiting for them for all three of them.

1233
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:55,560
Episode four, we go into trials of the local god.

1234
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:58,720
So this is the deity that we were talking about earlier.

1235
00:53:58,720 --> 00:54:07,840
As a fight between Kiriha and Kukuri continues, Kiriha uses more power reducing her basically

1236
00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:09,120
to a chibi form.

1237
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:11,160
It's a chibi.

1238
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:12,160
Kid version form.

1239
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:13,560
Oh, good Lord.

1240
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:17,120
So she starts off like in late teens, early twenties.

1241
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:25,320
Now she looks like a, I don't know, trying to think like a ash age.

1242
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:27,320
Hey, what, like nine?

1243
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:29,320
How old is he?

1244
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:30,320
I don't know how old Ash is either.

1245
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:31,320
Me neither.

1246
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:33,240
He's like a 45 year old man.

1247
00:54:33,240 --> 00:54:36,240
He's got that disease that just keeps him the same age like Antimononachus.

1248
00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:42,680
He's actually 52 in the series.

1249
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:47,920
So with Kiriha close to defeat, Kazuya has a vision and uses her true name to force her

1250
00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:54,260
into her obi form and wields her as a weapon against Kukuri, the deity.

1251
00:54:54,260 --> 00:54:57,280
And basically the vision that he has, it's his mom.

1252
00:54:57,280 --> 00:55:00,480
Showing him how to use different techniques and stuff like that.

1253
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:07,320
Because Kiriha, she can control like these fabric pieces that fly out.

1254
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:10,760
So you can make like a, think Green Lantern basically.

1255
00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:14,560
Where she can create woven shields, like where it's like a square.

1256
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:18,880
She can create like drill bits that spin, even though they're made out of like silk,

1257
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:20,240
like a silk cloth.

1258
00:55:20,240 --> 00:55:22,680
She can create hammers and stuff.

1259
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:25,400
Like you can mold it into basically almost anything.

1260
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:29,320
As long as you know how to weave the pattern that makes it.

1261
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:30,600
Is basically the way that is.

1262
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:32,240
What a weird ability.

1263
00:55:32,240 --> 00:55:33,240
Yeah.

1264
00:55:33,240 --> 00:55:39,360
He almost defeats Kukuri, this local deity, but finally has to accept the duty of Malicin

1265
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:45,800
cleaner or miasma cleaner as Kukuri gets hold of Kiriha and threatens to kill her.

1266
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:49,360
So basically she kind of like blackmails him into doing it.

1267
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:50,360
Not a blackmail.

1268
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:51,360
Yeah.

1269
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:54,460
Hopefully it's more than $6.

1270
00:55:54,460 --> 00:56:01,200
So this is like the deity looks like a 30 year old, I would say somewhere around there

1271
00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:03,760
is like the age of with a mask on.

1272
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:04,760
You can't tell exactly.

1273
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:05,760
Okay.

1274
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:06,760
Yeah.

1275
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:12,840
So suddenly the string that holds her no mask on snaps.

1276
00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:16,600
The little string also reducing her to her kid form.

1277
00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:17,600
Geez.

1278
00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:18,600
So she looks like a seven year old.

1279
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:23,340
Cause it's like two kids that are super powerful generally, but neither one of them have power.

1280
00:56:23,340 --> 00:56:28,280
So they like, they, they basically age to their power level.

1281
00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:29,680
Okay.

1282
00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:39,040
So the Kiriha in a state of rage suddenly roughs up on her forcefully and basically

1283
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:45,320
makes Kukuri scream in agony where she grabs her leg and bends the ship back.

1284
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:50,840
You know, comedic, good old guy, good old God dang from walls of Jericho.

1285
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:51,840
Yes.

1286
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:52,840
Yes.

1287
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:57,520
So, uh, cause of yeah, she's Otto and Kiriha leave the devastated shrine.

1288
00:56:57,520 --> 00:57:01,080
Cause it's a big asshole in it now.

1289
00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:02,080
And cause of yeah.

1290
00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:06,080
And Kiriha go home and take a bath.

1291
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:08,480
That's the, the harem side.

1292
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:09,480
Okay.

1293
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:15,800
Again, it's more comedic than a lot of the overtly only sexual things at least.

1294
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:19,280
Reminds me of that one series where that guy can make a lightsaber out of it, like thin

1295
00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:20,280
air.

1296
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:26,760
Remember that old one, like 50 women living in his house.

1297
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:29,000
It was an old show from back on Cartoon Network.

1298
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:34,040
Like he was like, he was like related to like some space, like alien with like superpowers.

1299
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:36,680
And there was one with like long white hair.

1300
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:37,680
That was like an outlaw.

1301
00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:41,120
And then there was a scientist with red hair underneath the house.

1302
00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:42,440
And I'm like, what?

1303
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:43,440
Oh, Gintama.

1304
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:44,440
I don't know.

1305
00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:45,440
I don't know what it's called.

1306
00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:46,440
I think it was Gintama.

1307
00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:48,160
He's just a regular random guy.

1308
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:49,160
Yeah.

1309
00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:50,880
Like he's like a lightsaber is like on a thin air.

1310
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:52,640
I think that was Gintama.

1311
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:53,640
I'm pretty sure.

1312
00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:55,120
Cause that's an older anime.

1313
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:56,120
Yeah, it was.

1314
00:57:56,120 --> 00:57:57,120
It was old.

1315
00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:58,120
I have to look at it.

1316
00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:00,360
It was even old for when I was watching it.

1317
00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:05,160
Like he's like, like, just like the art style looked older than, you know, what like I was

1318
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:06,960
watching in your, not in your Yasha at the time.

1319
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:08,720
Oh God, in your Yasha.

1320
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:11,000
That seemed, that seemed crisper than what this was.

1321
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:12,000
Yeah.

1322
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:13,000
So I don't know.

1323
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:14,360
I still don't know what it's called.

1324
00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:15,560
They're like, they remade it.

1325
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:16,560
And I tried to watch the remake.

1326
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:17,560
I was like, nah.

1327
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:21,120
You didn't want to see it?

1328
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:22,120
Not really.

1329
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:23,120
Not the remake.

1330
00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:24,120
Was it that?

1331
00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:25,120
No, no, he didn't have white hair.

1332
00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:26,120
Okay.

1333
00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:27,120
I'll have to figure that one out.

1334
00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:30,120
I'll have to figure out which one that was.

1335
00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:31,120
It was a harem style one too.

1336
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:32,120
I don't think he hooked up on any single one.

1337
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:33,120
And these are just cause he lived in his fucking house.

1338
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:34,520
As far as I know, like, uh, there, there's like a couple of instances where it may be

1339
00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:35,520
implied, but it's never like, I don't know.

1340
00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:36,520
I don't know.

1341
00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:37,520
I don't know.

1342
00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:38,520
I don't know.

1343
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:39,520
I don't know.

1344
00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:40,520
I don't know.

1345
00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:41,520
I don't know.

1346
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:42,520
I don't know.

1347
00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:43,520
I don't know.

1348
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:44,520
I don't know.

1349
00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:45,520
I don't know.

1350
00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:48,600
I don't know, but it's never like, I'll put it this way.

1351
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:51,800
It's not redo of healing or redo of healer.

1352
00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:52,800
The one that we never aired.

1353
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:54,800
We will never air.

1354
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:55,800
Exactly.

1355
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:58,400
It's not that.

1356
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:00,460
So episode five is called training.

1357
00:59:00,460 --> 00:59:05,120
So Kazuya is unable to reenact his fighting skills with the OB and is forced to undergo

1358
00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:07,120
curious Spartan training.

1359
00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:08,760
That's part in training.

1360
00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:11,000
Jesus Christ.

1361
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,000
That proves to be too much for him.

1362
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:26,400
Kira explains to Kazuya the finer details about Tsugumo, Tsugomomo, Tsugomomo, Tsugomomo

1363
00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:27,960
like herself.

1364
00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:35,320
Meanwhile, Kokiri and Kokuyu don't have money to get the shrine fixed, which eventually

1365
00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:37,520
collapses during the storm.

1366
00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:44,240
It shows them holding up tarps, trying to nail boards, and then a tree just flies through

1367
00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:45,240
it.

1368
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:46,240
Damn.

1369
00:59:46,240 --> 00:59:49,200
So you get the comedic side of it.

1370
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:54,560
They have to move their quarters to the park and they get ridiculed by Kira, who happens

1371
00:59:54,560 --> 00:59:55,560
to be passing by.

1372
00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:58,480
They're living in like underneath side of a slide.

1373
00:59:58,480 --> 00:59:59,480
Shit.

1374
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:02,040
You can fucking go through it, huh?

1375
01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:05,880
That's the best part.

1376
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:09,240
The next day, Kazuya is summoned by Tata...

1377
01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:12,240
What was it?

1378
01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:13,240
Tata Tata Tadaka.

1379
01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:14,240
Tata Tata Tadaka?

1380
01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:15,240
The fuck is that?

1381
01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:19,520
Is that dumb for a comedic effect the name or what?

1382
01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:20,840
I'm like, what the fuck?

1383
01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:23,200
The school student council president.

1384
01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:24,200
Oh.

1385
01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:26,720
School student council president.

1386
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:27,720
Fucking hilarious.

1387
01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:30,720
Just them saying the name.

1388
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:31,720
Yeah.

1389
01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:34,720
They say it so fast.

1390
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:38,760
All right.

1391
01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:44,400
He was the one that was being the host for the Amasogi that they encountered in episode

1392
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:45,400
one, the wig.

1393
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:46,400
Okay.

1394
01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:47,400
Who asks...

1395
01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:56,300
Tata Taka asks him and Kira to investigate a series of mysterious Amasogi manifestations

1396
01:00:56,300 --> 01:00:59,960
that occur with a tabletop RPG association.

1397
01:00:59,960 --> 01:01:00,960
That's the club.

1398
01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:01,960
Cool.

1399
01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:02,960
Tabletop RPG association.

1400
01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:03,960
We should join one of those.

1401
01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:05,760
You think there's anywhere in the city?

1402
01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:06,760
I'm sure.

1403
01:01:06,760 --> 01:01:08,760
Let's go find some.

1404
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:12,240
With its lone member, Nakazima.

1405
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:18,560
One poor motherfucker myself.

1406
01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:21,840
That was the best part of the whole thing.

1407
01:01:21,840 --> 01:01:24,280
He's just sitting there just messing with the board pieces.

1408
01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:28,480
The biggest nerd you could possibly create an anime.

1409
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:33,320
The lone member, he's trying to create a club and get a room.

1410
01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:34,320
Poor guy, man.

1411
01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:35,320
Damn, that must suck.

1412
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:41,080
I always wanted to go to that library down the street.

1413
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:42,880
It has a chess club, right?

1414
01:01:42,880 --> 01:01:43,880
Yeah.

1415
01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:47,160
For years, I always wanted to go and I never did.

1416
01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:50,960
It could be like Nakazima.

1417
01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:52,920
I just played chess by myself.

1418
01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:53,920
I just flipped the board.

1419
01:01:53,920 --> 01:01:58,240
I got one of those little daisy counters, what are they called?

1420
01:01:58,240 --> 01:01:59,520
The ones that spin in circles?

1421
01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:00,520
Yeah.

1422
01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:05,520
The one that spins in circles, the one that spins in circles.

1423
01:02:05,520 --> 01:02:09,760
They're going to go investigate Nakazima because he's the culprit.

1424
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:18,120
As they go through the hallway to confront Nakazima, they are joined by Asuma.

1425
01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:22,600
What do you call it?

1426
01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:29,440
He's another type of nerd that's a manga artist in high school, but he's also a perv.

1427
01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:32,080
A man after my own heart.

1428
01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:35,240
If I could draw the things you would see.

1429
01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:39,560
Oh my God, what if I could draw?

1430
01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:43,120
Asuma is a very, he's a perv.

1431
01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:46,120
I would send you so many pictures of what I drew.

1432
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:53,800
He's a perv that's into like a scatily client, weird shit for women type things that he draws.

1433
01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:56,720
He needs inspiration for his drawing.

1434
01:02:56,720 --> 01:03:04,800
If you need inspiration for drawing, look at Tooby, you'll find some of the most exploitation

1435
01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:08,240
type stuff you can possibly find.

1436
01:03:08,240 --> 01:03:14,920
So Nakazima orders a Minotaur he created by drawing it on an Amasogi notepad.

1437
01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:19,440
Man, I remember that weird Batman episode where they get sucked into a computer.

1438
01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:20,440
Yes.

1439
01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:22,440
It was so out of character.

1440
01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:26,000
Oh, I love that show.

1441
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:30,560
So in this case, the only reason that the Minotaur comes to life for Nakazima, this

1442
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:32,560
nerd that's wanted to create.

1443
01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:34,720
Because he puts so much fucking emotion into it.

1444
01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:35,920
It just became real.

1445
01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:42,900
Like where he, everything he draws on this notepad becomes real and manifest in reality.

1446
01:03:42,900 --> 01:03:48,600
So he created it by drawing it on this Amasogi notepad to attack them intending to force

1447
01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:57,040
Tadataka to sanction the RPG association as an official club because right now it's just

1448
01:03:57,040 --> 01:03:58,040
him.

1449
01:03:58,040 --> 01:03:59,040
Why didn't you just ask?

1450
01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:02,200
Well, he tries, but the school council president won't do it.

1451
01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:03,680
He's like, it's just you.

1452
01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:05,160
What are you talking about?

1453
01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:06,640
That is 100% reasonable.

1454
01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:10,360
And he's having the worst reaction.

1455
01:04:10,360 --> 01:04:13,720
All he has to do is find enough members.

1456
01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:14,720
Yes.

1457
01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:16,840
And instead he fucking flips out.

1458
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:18,720
But he can't find nobody else to join.

1459
01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:19,720
I would join for him.

1460
01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:21,680
I don't think it would be a bad club.

1461
01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:22,680
I just find it hilarious.

1462
01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:23,680
That we should have done in the school.

1463
01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:24,680
If I knew that was an option.

1464
01:04:24,680 --> 01:04:25,680
We ain't got that kind of stuff in school here.

1465
01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:26,680
This is Japan.

1466
01:04:26,680 --> 01:04:29,680
You have to remember they have different things than what we do.

1467
01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:31,240
We have tabletop games and stuff.

1468
01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:33,240
Yeah, but you can't just create a club out of nowhere.

1469
01:04:33,240 --> 01:04:37,440
You can't be like, excuse me, can we petition to have this school?

1470
01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:39,000
If you got to get 30 members, yeah.

1471
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:40,000
Like no problem.

1472
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:41,000
And no one fucking joins.

1473
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:42,000
It's just you standing there alone with your board.

1474
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:54,480
So unable to battle the Minotaur, Kazuya, Kiriha, and the rest can only retreat and

1475
01:04:54,480 --> 01:04:57,200
manage to outsmart Nakajima.

1476
01:04:57,200 --> 01:05:04,960
But he does not give up until his final attempt fails when Asumu switches his Amatsuki notepad

1477
01:05:04,960 --> 01:05:05,960
with his.

1478
01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:07,600
Because they're both artists supposedly.

1479
01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:09,080
So he swaps them.

1480
01:05:09,080 --> 01:05:11,080
What is in his?

1481
01:05:11,080 --> 01:05:13,040
Oh no.

1482
01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:17,080
After the encounter, the group decides to dispose of the Amatsuki notepad.

1483
01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:23,800
But before he can be done, Asumu draws, sorry, Asumu uses it to draw an adult version of

1484
01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:25,200
Kiriha in her underwear.

1485
01:05:25,200 --> 01:05:26,200
Oh Lord.

1486
01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:29,720
What do you mean an adult version?

1487
01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:30,720
Is she still a child?

1488
01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:32,360
Yeah, she's in her chibi form right now.

1489
01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:33,360
That nasty motherfucker.

1490
01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:35,360
He draws her in as an adult though.

1491
01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:38,560
Yeah, but I mean, he's thinking of her as a, has he seen her as an adult?

1492
01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:39,560
Yes.

1493
01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:40,560
Okay, okay.

1494
01:05:40,560 --> 01:05:43,720
So that's why I was hoping it would be nicer where he looked at it.

1495
01:05:43,720 --> 01:05:46,280
He's like, that's nicer than what you really look like.

1496
01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:49,520
Like he gets beating from her instead.

1497
01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:50,520
I imagine he would.

1498
01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:53,440
He's like, oh, look Kiriha, you have boobs.

1499
01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:55,520
Just the absolute shit kicked out of him.

1500
01:05:55,520 --> 01:06:00,920
Did you ever think about that one anime where this guy is like an absolute fucking hound

1501
01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:05,200
and this, he finds, this woman finds him digging through her underwear or something in her

1502
01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:06,200
locker.

1503
01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:09,040
I can't remember the actual setup, but she, it's that community thing where she starts

1504
01:06:09,040 --> 01:06:13,480
kicking his head in on the ground, like super fast, like the whole like comedy bit that

1505
01:06:13,480 --> 01:06:14,480
they do.

1506
01:06:14,480 --> 01:06:18,840
And then she stops and she spits and he catches it in his mouth like, and then she fucking

1507
01:06:18,840 --> 01:06:21,720
kicks the shit out of him some more.

1508
01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:25,640
It's just like, she finds him, she starts kicking the hell out.

1509
01:06:25,640 --> 01:06:31,360
Like I'm talking about her fucking heel is ramming into his skull repeatedly as he lays

1510
01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:36,760
on the ground, all for comedic effect, completely stops and she's like, she takes a huge luge

1511
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:41,480
and spits and he's just like, ah, she goes back to kicking his head in.

1512
01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:45,080
So you could be in one of these.

1513
01:06:45,080 --> 01:06:46,080
I live one of those.

1514
01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:49,080
I get spit on every day.

1515
01:06:49,080 --> 01:06:52,760
I was trying to catch it too.

1516
01:06:52,760 --> 01:06:56,000
That's why they spit so low now.

1517
01:06:56,000 --> 01:07:00,280
All right.

1518
01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:03,360
So episode six is called memories and childhood friends.

1519
01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:08,040
A student confesses to this woman asked me like, like she said she's not afraid of heights

1520
01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:09,040
and I'm like, I'm not either.

1521
01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:14,400
I tell women, damn, I'm good.

1522
01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:17,800
What she looks like.

1523
01:07:17,800 --> 01:07:18,800
I'm really good with comebacks.

1524
01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:21,800
Like, don't try me.

1525
01:07:21,800 --> 01:07:24,560
Don't try me, bitch.

1526
01:07:24,560 --> 01:07:28,600
I'm like, I'm like the wild west, like the quickest.

1527
01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:35,000
All right, a student confesses to Chisato and she rejects it.

1528
01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:36,000
She rejects him.

1529
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:43,480
The nerd rejects this dude because he's got like just a horrible fucked up face with the

1530
01:07:43,480 --> 01:07:46,800
square like a lieutenant surge here, dude.

1531
01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:48,920
God, we're straight cut.

1532
01:07:48,920 --> 01:07:49,920
Oh, lieutenant surge.

1533
01:07:49,920 --> 01:07:50,920
Yeah.

1534
01:07:50,920 --> 01:07:51,920
The whole like blonde.

1535
01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:52,920
Yeah.

1536
01:07:52,920 --> 01:07:54,600
Only this is brown hair, but the same hairstyle basically.

1537
01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:55,600
Right.

1538
01:07:55,600 --> 01:08:00,640
So, in the middle of the night, he's talking to a girl, hosting and I'm a soggy.

1539
01:08:00,640 --> 01:08:07,040
He turns the school into a dating sim, a gal game, forcing Kazuya to compete with him in

1540
01:08:07,040 --> 01:08:09,000
a game for Chisato's affection.

1541
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:14,000
He basically turns it into one of those kind of, uh, Oh, what was those games on?

1542
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:15,760
A new grounds a long time ago.

1543
01:08:15,760 --> 01:08:16,760
Somebody got caught with it.

1544
01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:18,560
God, you know what I'm talking about?

1545
01:08:18,560 --> 01:08:22,600
Those ones where you like, you, you, you have like a normal life and then you, the whole

1546
01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:24,560
combination is you hook it up with a girl.

1547
01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:25,560
Yes.

1548
01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:27,880
That's what this dude has.

1549
01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:28,880
That's his Amazoki.

1550
01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:29,880
Oh boy.

1551
01:08:29,880 --> 01:08:30,880
The whole thing.

1552
01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:31,880
Jesus.

1553
01:08:31,880 --> 01:08:36,000
So it turns the whole school into one of these games.

1554
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:37,000
Damn.

1555
01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:42,560
So, however, not everything goes as planned and she's auto hates Kazuya even more because

1556
01:08:42,560 --> 01:08:44,120
he keeps fucking up the lines.

1557
01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:48,000
Oh, everything he does more.

1558
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:55,800
Kazuya asks, I've been doing that with that new game, Marvel's midnight sons on a, on

1559
01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:58,840
a fucking, uh, PS4, like the little, like I'm trying to talk to that one chick magic.

1560
01:08:58,840 --> 01:09:00,760
The mutant, everything I say makes her mad.

1561
01:09:00,760 --> 01:09:05,440
I'm like, God dang it.

1562
01:09:05,440 --> 01:09:12,560
So Kazuya asks, uh, also, uh, also, and I, uh, to help him win.

1563
01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:16,880
She's auto's affection and also, and I reveals that there's a glitch that can help cause

1564
01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:18,200
you to win the game.

1565
01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:19,200
Yay.

1566
01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:20,200
This is the perv, the one that draws.

1567
01:09:20,200 --> 01:09:24,200
He comes out of the fucking like, he comes out like a darkened room in the hallway.

1568
01:09:24,200 --> 01:09:25,200
Like I can fix it.

1569
01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:26,200
I can, I can help you.

1570
01:09:26,200 --> 01:09:36,800
He's like, he's on a full Darth Sidious episode three of South of a star Wars.

1571
01:09:36,800 --> 01:09:37,800
I can, I can help you.

1572
01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:39,800
He knows everything about the game.

1573
01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:43,600
I can help you keep her alive.

1574
01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:50,320
So Hiroshi, which is the guy that's got this game is about to ask cheese auto out under

1575
01:09:50,320 --> 01:09:54,600
the cherry tree, but cause we interrupts him before he finishes.

1576
01:09:54,600 --> 01:09:59,800
She's auto ask, uh, cause of yeah, what he wants saying, uh, it was like, what do you

1577
01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:04,000
want with this like anger in her eyes because he's fucked up everything through the whole

1578
01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:05,000
day.

1579
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:06,560
Like if it was like the actual stats, he'd be like negative.

1580
01:10:06,560 --> 01:10:07,720
Fuck her heart stat.

1581
01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:08,720
Yeah.

1582
01:10:08,720 --> 01:10:13,520
Like he's beyond negative literally on the points because he's fucked it up so much.

1583
01:10:13,520 --> 01:10:19,640
So causing it takes two dolls out of his backpack and tells her that he found them after looking

1584
01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:20,640
for them.

1585
01:10:20,640 --> 01:10:23,880
Then he tells her that he wants to play house with her.

1586
01:10:23,880 --> 01:10:29,120
That's the one line that we're at wins because it supersedes every other lie.

1587
01:10:29,120 --> 01:10:36,080
Like cause what, uh, I was an, I, he, what he said is that, um, the, the free words that

1588
01:10:36,080 --> 01:10:41,440
you choose when you try to win this game at the, the last exploit that there is, whatever

1589
01:10:41,440 --> 01:10:45,320
her, her soul wants, uh, will beat everything.

1590
01:10:45,320 --> 01:10:46,320
Okay.

1591
01:10:46,320 --> 01:10:48,480
He's like, I know how to win this.

1592
01:10:48,480 --> 01:10:51,960
I remember one time, uh, in red, the redemption too, it has nothing to do with like, cause

1593
01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:52,960
you have honor stats.

1594
01:10:52,960 --> 01:10:55,320
You can have really low honor by doing terrible things.

1595
01:10:55,320 --> 01:10:57,800
You can have really high honor by doing really great things.

1596
01:10:57,800 --> 01:10:58,800
Right.

1597
01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:01,840
And one time I helped this guy from getting mauled by a, I did it twice by the way to

1598
01:11:01,840 --> 01:11:02,960
see what would happen.

1599
01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:06,160
The first time he was getting attacked by wolves and he was up on this little, uh, little

1600
01:11:06,160 --> 01:11:10,360
rock, uh, this boulder in the, in the woods and he was slipping.

1601
01:11:10,360 --> 01:11:14,120
So I scared the wolves away and he climbs down like, thank you partner.

1602
01:11:14,120 --> 01:11:15,120
I appreciate that.

1603
01:11:15,120 --> 01:11:16,120
I'm fucking blue.

1604
01:11:16,120 --> 01:11:19,920
I don't know why I got so much negative points for that.

1605
01:11:19,920 --> 01:11:24,280
The other time he's like, I heard him like, cause I, it was another replay.

1606
01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:27,860
Like it was another like a playthrough that I played red, their redemption to a lot.

1607
01:11:27,860 --> 01:11:28,860
And he's like, help me partner.

1608
01:11:28,860 --> 01:11:31,560
I mean, these, these wolves are going to get me and I see, I've, so I wanted to see how

1609
01:11:31,560 --> 01:11:32,560
far it goes, right?

1610
01:11:32,560 --> 01:11:35,440
Legit fucking falls off and they fucking eat them alive.

1611
01:11:35,440 --> 01:11:36,440
It's still me.

1612
01:11:36,440 --> 01:11:37,440
They still lost negative points.

1613
01:11:37,440 --> 01:11:38,720
I didn't do shit to them.

1614
01:11:38,720 --> 01:11:39,720
You watched.

1615
01:11:39,720 --> 01:11:43,360
Well, yeah, I watched with Benach.

1616
01:11:43,360 --> 01:11:46,920
All right.

1617
01:11:46,920 --> 01:11:50,240
So he says that he wants to play house with her because this is what apparently they did

1618
01:11:50,240 --> 01:11:52,120
whenever they were really like little kids.

1619
01:11:52,120 --> 01:11:53,120
Okay.

1620
01:11:53,120 --> 01:11:55,160
Where she always wanted to play house with the two dolls that she had.

1621
01:11:55,160 --> 01:11:56,160
Right.

1622
01:11:56,160 --> 01:11:58,680
And that's what her, you know, we had that one time in kindergarten, like little house,

1623
01:11:58,680 --> 01:11:59,680
like, like a playhouse, right?

1624
01:11:59,680 --> 01:12:02,680
So I'm gonna shit in the toilet.

1625
01:12:02,680 --> 01:12:05,120
Nasty motherfucker.

1626
01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:09,040
So Chisato's affection is raised to the maximum and she remembers the time that she used to

1627
01:12:09,040 --> 01:12:12,400
play house with Kazuya in kindergarten.

1628
01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:17,320
Kazuya and Chisato go to the nurse's office and decide to rest because basically it's

1629
01:12:17,320 --> 01:12:18,320
like, fuck this.

1630
01:12:18,320 --> 01:12:21,680
Cause she just came out of like a, like a trance.

1631
01:12:21,680 --> 01:12:23,880
So she's fucked up too.

1632
01:12:23,880 --> 01:12:30,260
Meanwhile, Kiriya and Ozani ask Hiroshi where his CD basically is.

1633
01:12:30,260 --> 01:12:32,160
He says in the computer lab, right?

1634
01:12:32,160 --> 01:12:34,720
Put that bitch in the computer lab.

1635
01:12:34,720 --> 01:12:38,960
Ozani asks, surprised what version of the game it is.

1636
01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:40,920
Turns out to be the game's X rated version.

1637
01:12:40,920 --> 01:12:41,920
Oh shit.

1638
01:12:41,920 --> 01:12:49,680
So in the nurse's office, where Kazuya is, Kazuya wakes up tied to the bed.

1639
01:12:49,680 --> 01:12:57,240
Ozani and Hiroshi rushed to the computer lab and managed to destroy the Amazogi, the disc.

1640
01:12:57,240 --> 01:12:59,240
Kiriya rushes to the nurse's office.

1641
01:12:59,240 --> 01:13:00,720
It was surprised by what she saw.

1642
01:13:00,720 --> 01:13:01,720
But she was.

1643
01:13:01,720 --> 01:13:04,440
Were they both hiding behind curtains because they're both butt naked?

1644
01:13:04,440 --> 01:13:05,440
Oh Lord.

1645
01:13:05,440 --> 01:13:08,120
But it never says exactly what happened.

1646
01:13:08,120 --> 01:13:13,200
Like you don't know if anything, like you don't know if the disc was destroyed before

1647
01:13:13,200 --> 01:13:14,200
or something.

1648
01:13:14,200 --> 01:13:16,480
That's the comedic side of it though.

1649
01:13:16,480 --> 01:13:17,760
Or it's like.

1650
01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:21,760
For the back breaker, 9,000 did his work or not.

1651
01:13:21,760 --> 01:13:26,920
It's like, Ozani's like, Oh God, which version is it?

1652
01:13:26,920 --> 01:13:28,360
It's like, it's the PC version.

1653
01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:30,640
He's like, Oh, that ain't the mobile version.

1654
01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:31,640
That's the one that.

1655
01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:32,640
That's the real one.

1656
01:13:32,640 --> 01:13:33,640
Oh no.

1657
01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:36,640
Cause he knows everything about the game.

1658
01:13:36,640 --> 01:13:37,640
But he does.

1659
01:13:37,640 --> 01:13:38,640
All right.

1660
01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:41,960
So the next one is a Kani Yamasan.

1661
01:13:41,960 --> 01:13:44,320
Here's the title of it.

1662
01:13:44,320 --> 01:13:51,000
After encountering a big malice and manifestation from school, Kiriya and her usual temper fit

1663
01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:56,600
confronted Kukuri in a series of torturous wrestling locks where she expresses her anger

1664
01:13:56,600 --> 01:14:02,040
over the latter's misinformation about the malice and levels that Kazuya should have

1665
01:14:02,040 --> 01:14:03,040
encountered basically.

1666
01:14:03,040 --> 01:14:12,760
Cause these deities, they can buy weather, weather forecasts for the miasma levels.

1667
01:14:12,760 --> 01:14:16,160
But she's too broke to afford it.

1668
01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:17,680
So she had last week's.

1669
01:14:17,680 --> 01:14:19,640
So she has no idea what's going on.

1670
01:14:19,640 --> 01:14:20,640
Basically.

1671
01:14:20,640 --> 01:14:23,160
That sucks.

1672
01:14:23,160 --> 01:14:29,120
So they thought Kokuyo is around.

1673
01:14:29,120 --> 01:14:33,440
She is unable to provide support since she has a report for work in order to pay off

1674
01:14:33,440 --> 01:14:37,480
the repairs and other debts that the shrine still owes.

1675
01:14:37,480 --> 01:14:40,960
So this demon girl that's got the big ass boobs is having to go work somewhere to pay

1676
01:14:40,960 --> 01:14:43,960
off the deity's shit.

1677
01:14:43,960 --> 01:14:45,480
To hit certain only flans fans.

1678
01:14:45,480 --> 01:14:52,800
You mean set the torture only stopped when Kazuya promises to buy Kiriya some pudding.

1679
01:14:52,800 --> 01:14:53,800
That's her weakness.

1680
01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:56,840
Cups of pudding.

1681
01:14:56,840 --> 01:15:02,840
While waiting for Kazuya, Kiriya and Kokuri have a little friendly chat while building

1682
01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:05,800
a sand dam in the playground.

1683
01:15:05,800 --> 01:15:09,600
Since they're living still in the playground.

1684
01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:12,280
Until a duo of rowdy boys ruin it.

1685
01:15:12,280 --> 01:15:13,280
Kids.

1686
01:15:13,280 --> 01:15:21,960
That cause Kiriya to go around, go around after them until Kazuya arrives and takes

1687
01:15:21,960 --> 01:15:23,880
them both back to his house.

1688
01:15:23,880 --> 01:15:25,720
He's like, what the fuck is wrong with you?

1689
01:15:25,720 --> 01:15:31,200
Jason little kids all around and shit.

1690
01:15:31,200 --> 01:15:34,520
Well, uh, Kazuya and Kiriya settle down for dinner.

1691
01:15:34,520 --> 01:15:40,000
I, the Kazuya plans to take some of his large portion leftover to Kiriya because he's having

1692
01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:42,400
dinner with his family and he's gonna it's like, you know what?

1693
01:15:42,400 --> 01:15:43,400
I've got some extra.

1694
01:15:43,400 --> 01:15:46,320
I'm going to go take it up to her because he doesn't finish off his helpful dinner.

1695
01:15:46,320 --> 01:15:47,320
Right.

1696
01:15:47,320 --> 01:15:48,320
Okay.

1697
01:15:48,320 --> 01:15:52,040
Only to learn that her existence was already known on the day that she had taken a human

1698
01:15:52,040 --> 01:15:58,840
form more so as Kazuya's father who already knew her ever since he was courting his mother

1699
01:15:58,840 --> 01:16:00,680
way back in high school.

1700
01:16:00,680 --> 01:16:02,760
So his dad already knows about this fucking spirit.

1701
01:16:02,760 --> 01:16:05,960
He's like, how do you, we already know who she is.

1702
01:16:05,960 --> 01:16:08,280
Even though he was trying to hide it the entire time.

1703
01:16:08,280 --> 01:16:11,200
Cause he's like, I got this girl at my house.

1704
01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:13,920
Like he's afraid that somebody is going to find her and think some weird shit.

1705
01:16:13,920 --> 01:16:15,720
And it turns out they already know.

1706
01:16:15,720 --> 01:16:18,680
They already know she's there the entire time.

1707
01:16:18,680 --> 01:16:21,680
His sister and his dad.

1708
01:16:21,680 --> 01:16:26,000
Uh, whom is Kiriya's master during that time.

1709
01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:30,880
So Kazuya's mom, uh, where she always gives him a rough time.

1710
01:16:30,880 --> 01:16:35,720
Basically Kiriya ruins Kazuya's dad's everything.

1711
01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:40,920
Like every time he would try to do something like a romantic for a Kazuya's mom, she'd

1712
01:16:40,920 --> 01:16:41,920
fuck it up.

1713
01:16:41,920 --> 01:16:42,920
Yeah.

1714
01:16:42,920 --> 01:16:46,680
Like they'd be in the movies and he'd reach his hand over and somehow she would just be

1715
01:16:46,680 --> 01:16:49,560
there just smashing the shit out of his hand.

1716
01:16:49,560 --> 01:16:54,080
Like every little thing you can think of, like he's trying to be nice to this girl and

1717
01:16:54,080 --> 01:16:56,760
she's fucking up his whole day.

1718
01:16:56,760 --> 01:17:00,520
Or he hands her a like love note and then she just rips the shit and throws it in the

1719
01:17:00,520 --> 01:17:01,520
air.

1720
01:17:01,520 --> 01:17:05,320
So she had to rewrite it and rewrite it and send it back to him.

1721
01:17:05,320 --> 01:17:07,120
It wouldn't be surprising.

1722
01:17:07,120 --> 01:17:12,760
Hey, Kazuya has decided to bring some pudding to Kokiri only to find their temporary shrine

1723
01:17:12,760 --> 01:17:13,760
demolished.

1724
01:17:13,760 --> 01:17:18,680
Their same castle slides that has been demolished.

1725
01:17:18,680 --> 01:17:21,400
So now they don't have anywhere to live either.

1726
01:17:21,400 --> 01:17:26,120
And it was all because after a parent complained to the city official about it being a safety

1727
01:17:26,120 --> 01:17:27,520
hazard for her children.

1728
01:17:27,520 --> 01:17:28,520
Damn.

1729
01:17:28,520 --> 01:17:29,520
God dang Karens.

1730
01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:38,080
Kazuya's sister and father, uh, allow, uh, Kiriya and Kazuya, uh, he allows basically

1731
01:17:38,080 --> 01:17:43,680
the demon Bazonkazonk lady and the deity to live at their house for a little while.

1732
01:17:43,680 --> 01:17:44,680
Yeah.

1733
01:17:44,680 --> 01:17:45,680
You know what?

1734
01:17:45,680 --> 01:17:47,160
Y'all can stay here after she got blackmailed.

1735
01:17:47,160 --> 01:17:48,160
We're at 350.

1736
01:17:48,160 --> 01:17:49,160
Let's see here.

1737
01:17:49,160 --> 01:17:57,320
Uh, and it's all because Kiriya blackmails Kazuya's father about the embarrassing love

1738
01:17:57,320 --> 01:18:01,640
letter he was reciting to Kazuya's mother when they were teenagers at the time.

1739
01:18:01,640 --> 01:18:04,160
Cause he says, I can't have somebody else stay here.

1740
01:18:04,160 --> 01:18:06,800
And then she just starts reading like reciting words.

1741
01:18:06,800 --> 01:18:08,800
He's like, you can stay here.

1742
01:18:08,800 --> 01:18:10,800
He's like, oh shit, shut up.

1743
01:18:10,800 --> 01:18:11,800
Shut up.

1744
01:18:11,800 --> 01:18:13,080
Cause it's just too embarrassing.

1745
01:18:13,080 --> 01:18:20,200
Uh, on the next day, Kiriya together with, uh, Kukuri and Kazuya, they go down to, uh,

1746
01:18:20,200 --> 01:18:25,640
Kanara shrine in order to borrow some money from Taguri, which is another deity.

1747
01:18:25,640 --> 01:18:26,740
So it's like, you know what?

1748
01:18:26,740 --> 01:18:29,800
To fix our shrine, we're going to have to go see her and borrow some money.

1749
01:18:29,800 --> 01:18:31,760
Take a loan from someone else.

1750
01:18:31,760 --> 01:18:32,760
Yes.

1751
01:18:32,760 --> 01:18:38,160
In order to purchase, um, I, it's basically to get one of those forecasts that I was talking

1752
01:18:38,160 --> 01:18:39,440
about that you have to pay for.

1753
01:18:39,440 --> 01:18:40,440
Right.

1754
01:18:40,440 --> 01:18:41,440
They need enough money to do that.

1755
01:18:41,440 --> 01:18:43,440
How much are these Jesus?

1756
01:18:43,440 --> 01:18:47,600
God dang.

1757
01:18:47,600 --> 01:18:48,600
Cause think about it.

1758
01:18:48,600 --> 01:18:51,280
Deities should have donations given to them constantly.

1759
01:18:51,280 --> 01:18:52,280
Right.

1760
01:18:52,280 --> 01:18:55,280
So they're supposed to have money for stuff, but she can't afford it.

1761
01:18:55,280 --> 01:18:56,280
Weird.

1762
01:18:56,280 --> 01:18:58,280
I guess they don't have a lot of, uh, devotees.

1763
01:18:58,280 --> 01:18:59,600
No, they don't.

1764
01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:02,400
Uh, but on a condition is she'll give them the money.

1765
01:19:02,400 --> 01:19:08,120
But on the condition that they play her version of cards where every wrong move has a corresponding

1766
01:19:08,120 --> 01:19:14,560
consequence where Kyria, Kyria and Kukuri's to their chagrin, they have to endure the

1767
01:19:14,560 --> 01:19:18,480
entire game with a series of perverted acts by Taguri.

1768
01:19:18,480 --> 01:19:20,520
Oh Lord.

1769
01:19:20,520 --> 01:19:25,520
The names of the shit is fucking hilarious.

1770
01:19:25,520 --> 01:19:26,520
Like licky, licky smooch.

1771
01:19:26,520 --> 01:19:27,520
Oh God.

1772
01:19:27,520 --> 01:19:36,620
And this lady, this deity, this, uh, Taguri, she's a fucking freak, but she only likes

1773
01:19:36,620 --> 01:19:38,560
those two girls.

1774
01:19:38,560 --> 01:19:40,100
She doesn't like Kazooie at all.

1775
01:19:40,100 --> 01:19:44,480
She looks at him with one of those like scowls, like it says on the thing, girls here only

1776
01:19:44,480 --> 01:19:47,960
on a sign binder.

1777
01:19:47,960 --> 01:19:52,160
It's like, it's basically the match game, the whole like card matching where you have

1778
01:19:52,160 --> 01:19:54,680
to match each one as like a Paris.

1779
01:19:54,680 --> 01:19:58,960
You can't remember the actual name of the damn game right now, but it's like where you

1780
01:19:58,960 --> 01:20:02,040
have to match two of each for everything as you go.

1781
01:20:02,040 --> 01:20:03,040
Does it just match?

1782
01:20:03,040 --> 01:20:06,280
I guess it might just be, I don't know what the fucking name of it is.

1783
01:20:06,280 --> 01:20:08,920
It might be the simplest thing we can't even think of.

1784
01:20:08,920 --> 01:20:09,920
You know what I'm talking about though.

1785
01:20:09,920 --> 01:20:10,920
Yeah.

1786
01:20:10,920 --> 01:20:14,320
You just like, you know, two of the same item or like any like, oh, two, uh, two fucking

1787
01:20:14,320 --> 01:20:15,320
ducks.

1788
01:20:15,320 --> 01:20:16,320
Yeah.

1789
01:20:16,320 --> 01:20:19,920
And then like, you gotta like, you gotta remember it when you see it and like it flips back

1790
01:20:19,920 --> 01:20:20,920
over and you gotta do it again.

1791
01:20:20,920 --> 01:20:22,400
Like, oh, you gotta remember that was there.

1792
01:20:22,400 --> 01:20:23,400
That was there.

1793
01:20:23,400 --> 01:20:24,400
Yeah.

1794
01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:25,400
So they're like three choice, three chances.

1795
01:20:25,400 --> 01:20:26,400
Like what the fuck?

1796
01:20:26,400 --> 01:20:27,680
Three chances to try.

1797
01:20:27,680 --> 01:20:34,640
So all these, uh, these, uh, brass cards have different things written on them.

1798
01:20:34,640 --> 01:20:37,400
Some of them are money amounts, which is what you get when you win.

1799
01:20:37,400 --> 01:20:38,400
And then the other ones are the perverted.

1800
01:20:38,400 --> 01:20:44,560
I mean, like that has monetary value or has a, has value of a different kind of me.

1801
01:20:44,560 --> 01:20:46,580
It might not be monetary.

1802
01:20:46,580 --> 01:20:51,000
So the two girls have to play with the exception of Kazuya since the game can only be played

1803
01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:52,000
by girls.

1804
01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:53,000
So what's he there for?

1805
01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:56,000
I guess he gets a show.

1806
01:20:56,000 --> 01:21:00,680
In the end, to curry does win everything.

1807
01:21:00,680 --> 01:21:03,400
She gives them like every time the money comes up, you get the money.

1808
01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:08,480
But she gets all the perverted acts every so the game ends, whatever they garner about

1809
01:21:08,480 --> 01:21:09,480
175,000 yen.

1810
01:21:09,480 --> 01:21:15,480
God, that sounds like actually, but there's like licky, licky soul.

1811
01:21:15,480 --> 01:21:20,920
The souls of their feeds and then, oh, I don't like footplay and then grope.

1812
01:21:20,920 --> 01:21:24,960
She's like, we're having daddy's handfuls.

1813
01:21:24,960 --> 01:21:27,840
There's one where it's buddy costume.

1814
01:21:27,840 --> 01:21:31,120
The other ones, why don't you just pay just for that stuff?

1815
01:21:31,120 --> 01:21:33,760
That's the whole, like the whole comic bit.

1816
01:21:33,760 --> 01:21:40,800
She was paying them to do dirty stuff to him because she wins every time he just skipped

1817
01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:43,320
and just asked because they try to win.

1818
01:21:43,320 --> 01:21:44,320
I'm like, how am I?

1819
01:21:44,320 --> 01:21:45,320
How much for both of you?

1820
01:21:45,320 --> 01:21:49,320
Well, cause they're playing going into it is that since they're brass cards, they know

1821
01:21:49,320 --> 01:21:56,000
that degree is playing by watching like, uh, like marked cards almost like we're fingerprints

1822
01:21:56,000 --> 01:21:58,060
on which cards have been touched and stuff like that.

1823
01:21:58,060 --> 01:22:04,360
She knows where they are and their whole thing is they do trick her by wiping off the fingerprints

1824
01:22:04,360 --> 01:22:08,680
whenever she goes to help, um, carry out, find the bathroom.

1825
01:22:08,680 --> 01:22:14,920
And of course she fronts to followers since exactly.

1826
01:22:14,920 --> 01:22:22,280
Even perverts have their limits for play and a toilet, you know, stuffing for this one,

1827
01:22:22,280 --> 01:22:23,280
for it to grow.

1828
01:22:23,280 --> 01:22:24,280
She likes it all.

1829
01:22:24,280 --> 01:22:29,960
She does and she wipes all the things off.

1830
01:22:29,960 --> 01:22:36,520
So whenever the, uh, uh, when this deity comes back to Guri, she's like, she thinks that

1831
01:22:36,520 --> 01:22:38,840
she knows that they, or they moved the cards, right?

1832
01:22:38,840 --> 01:22:40,400
It turns out they never moved the cards.

1833
01:22:40,400 --> 01:22:44,320
They just wiped off the fingerprints and it's like, ha ha, now we win.

1834
01:22:44,320 --> 01:22:47,800
And then she points the sign behind her where it says no one allowed to touch cards when

1835
01:22:47,800 --> 01:22:49,880
it's not your turn.

1836
01:22:49,880 --> 01:22:55,000
So of course that's why she gets the, she gives him the 175,000 yen, but then she gets

1837
01:22:55,000 --> 01:22:57,480
to do all the dirty shit that she wants.

1838
01:22:57,480 --> 01:22:58,480
Oh boy.

1839
01:22:58,480 --> 01:23:04,860
Uh, episode eight, it's called a certain day with Kagami household.

1840
01:23:04,860 --> 01:23:09,840
So it's a, it's basically two episodes in one, two stories in one.

1841
01:23:09,840 --> 01:23:13,280
Uh, the first follows the exploits of the story.

1842
01:23:13,280 --> 01:23:14,280
A and B basically.

1843
01:23:14,280 --> 01:23:15,280
Yeah.

1844
01:23:15,280 --> 01:23:16,800
It's got two titles, all that kind of stuff.

1845
01:23:16,800 --> 01:23:21,640
A is the main story and B is the subplot because the first one is a certain day in the Kagami

1846
01:23:21,640 --> 01:23:22,640
house.

1847
01:23:22,640 --> 01:23:25,200
And then the second half is called the super popular fragrance.

1848
01:23:25,200 --> 01:23:28,560
Maybe it's not a B. Maybe it's just too many stories.

1849
01:23:28,560 --> 01:23:30,640
I think it's just too many stories in there.

1850
01:23:30,640 --> 01:23:34,800
Uh, the first follows the exploits of the Kagami household on an average day with no

1851
01:23:34,800 --> 01:23:36,000
myosmical cleansing.

1852
01:23:36,000 --> 01:23:40,080
So it's like they're going to the grocery store, just literally doing mundane shit.

1853
01:23:40,080 --> 01:23:41,400
The dad's just like these bills.

1854
01:23:41,400 --> 01:23:42,400
Yeah.

1855
01:23:42,400 --> 01:23:44,080
So he's here, just open up a drawer.

1856
01:23:44,080 --> 01:23:47,640
Just to take a fucking ball of scotch.

1857
01:23:47,640 --> 01:23:52,000
And uh, the second one, the super popular, a popular fragrance, that first pervert that

1858
01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:58,400
we met in the first episode that noticed the big bazanca song girl, he creates his own

1859
01:23:58,400 --> 01:24:00,240
item like out of wheel power.

1860
01:24:00,240 --> 01:24:02,280
Sheer perverted will.

1861
01:24:02,280 --> 01:24:03,280
Yes.

1862
01:24:03,280 --> 01:24:05,080
We're into cologne.

1863
01:24:05,080 --> 01:24:06,640
So he sprays it on him.

1864
01:24:06,640 --> 01:24:08,000
It draws every woman to him.

1865
01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:11,280
You know, I bought this cologne at Walmart parking lot the other day.

1866
01:24:11,280 --> 01:24:14,440
It's called liquid penny dropper.

1867
01:24:14,440 --> 01:24:17,440
You bought it just for the name, didn't you?

1868
01:24:17,440 --> 01:24:18,440
Yeah, I did.

1869
01:24:18,440 --> 01:24:20,440
This guy was selling out of the trunk of his car.

1870
01:24:20,440 --> 01:24:23,440
I'm like, why not?

1871
01:24:23,440 --> 01:24:29,440
Depends on how much you paid.

1872
01:24:29,440 --> 01:24:34,600
So uh, so do these stories run parallel?

1873
01:24:34,600 --> 01:24:36,440
Like like this first one scene is one story.

1874
01:24:36,440 --> 01:24:39,600
Then the next scene is in the other story and then so on and so forth.

1875
01:24:39,600 --> 01:24:42,240
Or is it one story all the way through than the other story all the way through?

1876
01:24:42,240 --> 01:24:44,600
Uh, the story is just all the way through each of them.

1877
01:24:44,600 --> 01:24:45,600
Each one.

1878
01:24:45,600 --> 01:24:50,520
There are just a mini story and they're not really like, uh, they don't tie in with the

1879
01:24:50,520 --> 01:24:51,520
rest of the season.

1880
01:24:51,520 --> 01:24:53,640
It's basically kind of a filler a little bit.

1881
01:24:53,640 --> 01:24:54,640
Yeah.

1882
01:24:54,640 --> 01:24:55,640
Good old fella.

1883
01:24:55,640 --> 01:24:59,480
What happens eventually is that uh, cause of yeah, for the second episode where it's

1884
01:24:59,480 --> 01:25:01,200
the fragrance one, right?

1885
01:25:01,200 --> 01:25:02,200
He takes it from me.

1886
01:25:02,200 --> 01:25:03,760
He's like, dude, what the fuck are you doing?

1887
01:25:03,760 --> 01:25:04,760
Like he takes his place.

1888
01:25:04,760 --> 01:25:06,760
Like, no, it's all I have.

1889
01:25:06,760 --> 01:25:07,760
Basically.

1890
01:25:07,760 --> 01:25:12,360
Yes, that is what it is, but uh, he takes it and then it gets spilled all over him.

1891
01:25:12,360 --> 01:25:13,360
Yeah.

1892
01:25:13,360 --> 01:25:15,120
Because that's so then everybody's chasing him.

1893
01:25:15,120 --> 01:25:18,560
Everybody or just, uh, all the women are chasing Kazuya.

1894
01:25:18,560 --> 01:25:22,440
He ends up with all these girls in the bathtub together.

1895
01:25:22,440 --> 01:25:23,880
Just like the most random shit.

1896
01:25:23,880 --> 01:25:24,880
I guess.

1897
01:25:24,880 --> 01:25:30,960
So to get out of all that he's because basically when you destroy somebody else's created,

1898
01:25:30,960 --> 01:25:33,620
uh, I'm a Zogi.

1899
01:25:33,620 --> 01:25:38,160
You give them a car, a karmic decrease.

1900
01:25:38,160 --> 01:25:44,640
It's so like, um, the one that had the wig, his punishment after it got killed by Kiriya,

1901
01:25:44,640 --> 01:25:47,000
it, uh, it caused him to go bald.

1902
01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:48,000
Oh, okay.

1903
01:25:48,000 --> 01:25:49,600
So like, there's like repercussion.

1904
01:25:49,600 --> 01:25:50,600
Yeah.

1905
01:25:50,600 --> 01:25:54,800
If you don't destroy it yourself, if you destroy it yourself, like the, the one that created

1906
01:25:54,800 --> 01:26:01,600
the game, like where he had his own like perverted game going on, he broke his own, the game

1907
01:26:01,600 --> 01:26:02,600
itself.

1908
01:26:02,600 --> 01:26:03,960
So he didn't create any repercussions.

1909
01:26:03,960 --> 01:26:06,160
I wonder what, I guess the writer couldn't come up with something.

1910
01:26:06,160 --> 01:26:09,200
What would the repercussion be for a video game?

1911
01:26:09,200 --> 01:26:10,960
It'd be weird.

1912
01:26:10,960 --> 01:26:11,960
Reverse harem.

1913
01:26:11,960 --> 01:26:15,880
So he's just part of another person's harem?

1914
01:26:15,880 --> 01:26:16,880
One in the line?

1915
01:26:16,880 --> 01:26:20,800
You know, you never know.

1916
01:26:20,800 --> 01:26:26,800
So the repercussion and the backlash to Kazuya destroying this bottle of, uh, of cologne

1917
01:26:26,800 --> 01:26:31,580
that's not his, because it manifested with him since it poured all over him.

1918
01:26:31,580 --> 01:26:38,640
He smashes the bottle and makes the, uh, that other dude, uh, he smells like ass for like

1919
01:26:38,640 --> 01:26:39,640
a whole week.

1920
01:26:39,640 --> 01:26:40,640
A whole week, huh?

1921
01:26:40,640 --> 01:26:42,400
You think it'd be for life.

1922
01:26:42,400 --> 01:26:44,840
The description was dirty diapers and garbage.

1923
01:26:44,840 --> 01:26:45,840
Oh God.

1924
01:26:45,840 --> 01:26:50,800
And it says that he suffered less than the people around him.

1925
01:26:50,800 --> 01:26:51,800
Wow.

1926
01:26:51,800 --> 01:26:55,400
They took the true brunt of it.

1927
01:26:55,400 --> 01:26:56,960
Because they're all there.

1928
01:26:56,960 --> 01:26:59,920
But do you see the picture he's sitting in the back with his desk and everybody else

1929
01:26:59,920 --> 01:27:00,920
is to the edges of the way?

1930
01:27:00,920 --> 01:27:01,920
Oh my God.

1931
01:27:01,920 --> 01:27:02,920
The teacher bent over the desk.

1932
01:27:02,920 --> 01:27:03,920
Just trying to breathe while he teaches his class.

1933
01:27:03,920 --> 01:27:04,920
That's fucking hilarious.

1934
01:27:04,920 --> 01:27:05,920
That is funny.

1935
01:27:05,920 --> 01:27:06,920
We're just like, Oh God.

1936
01:27:06,920 --> 01:27:07,920
He's just saying like, what?

1937
01:27:07,920 --> 01:27:08,920
I'm surprised it's not permanent seeing as the other guy went fucking bald.

1938
01:27:08,920 --> 01:27:09,920
Well, he got his hair back, but like it's for a temporary time.

1939
01:27:09,920 --> 01:27:10,920
Okay.

1940
01:27:10,920 --> 01:27:11,920
Random amounts though.

1941
01:27:11,920 --> 01:27:12,920
Cause I guess it depends on how bad it was.

1942
01:27:12,920 --> 01:27:13,920
Right.

1943
01:27:13,920 --> 01:27:14,920
Just fucking smelling like ass every day.

1944
01:27:14,920 --> 01:27:15,920
He goes home and his head like, so you smell like fucking ass.

1945
01:27:15,920 --> 01:27:16,920
I'm like, I'm not sure.

1946
01:27:16,920 --> 01:27:17,920
I'm not sure.

1947
01:27:17,920 --> 01:27:18,920
I'm not sure.

1948
01:27:18,920 --> 01:27:19,920
I'm not sure.

1949
01:27:19,920 --> 01:27:20,920
I'm not sure.

1950
01:27:20,920 --> 01:27:21,920
I'm not sure.

1951
01:27:21,920 --> 01:27:22,920
I'm not sure.

1952
01:27:22,920 --> 01:27:23,920
I'm not sure.

1953
01:27:23,920 --> 01:27:24,920
I'm not sure.

1954
01:27:24,920 --> 01:27:32,040
I'm not sure.

1955
01:27:32,040 --> 01:27:34,960
I'm not sure.

1956
01:27:34,960 --> 01:27:37,960
I'm not sure.

1957
01:27:37,960 --> 01:27:42,400
I'm not sure.

1958
01:27:42,400 --> 01:27:44,400
He just always smells like that.

1959
01:27:44,400 --> 01:27:46,400
He always smells like absolute fucking dog ass.

1960
01:27:48,400 --> 01:27:51,400
Next one is called Episode 9 Letter.

1961
01:27:51,400 --> 01:27:53,400
How many are there?

1962
01:27:53,400 --> 01:27:55,400
At 12. It's a short season.

1963
01:27:55,400 --> 01:27:56,400
Nice start.

1964
01:27:56,400 --> 01:27:57,400
There is a second season.

1965
01:27:57,400 --> 01:27:58,400
Good old One Piece.

1966
01:27:58,400 --> 01:27:59,400
I know.

1967
01:27:59,400 --> 01:28:01,400
Let's do the second season next week.

1968
01:28:01,400 --> 01:28:03,400
We're gonna start a whole new season.

1969
01:28:03,400 --> 01:28:06,400
It's gonna go on for a thousand episodes.

1970
01:28:06,400 --> 01:28:07,400
One Piece.

1971
01:28:07,400 --> 01:28:10,400
That's just the show. There is no season.

1972
01:28:10,400 --> 01:28:12,400
Yeah, I guess that's true.

1973
01:28:12,400 --> 01:28:13,400
Same way with Naruto.

1974
01:28:13,400 --> 01:28:15,400
What ever fucking chapter you're on.

1975
01:28:15,400 --> 01:28:17,400
There is no season. It's just...

1976
01:28:17,400 --> 01:28:20,400
Chapter 1,917.

1977
01:28:20,400 --> 01:28:22,400
I wonder how far he's gonna go.

1978
01:28:22,400 --> 01:28:24,400
You think he can break 2,000?

1979
01:28:24,400 --> 01:28:25,400
He couldn't.

1980
01:28:25,400 --> 01:28:26,400
Yes, he could.

1981
01:28:26,400 --> 01:28:29,400
He couldn't break 2,000 One Piece episodes.

1982
01:28:29,400 --> 01:28:30,400
He could.

1983
01:28:30,400 --> 01:28:33,400
What more does he have left to say?

1984
01:28:33,400 --> 01:28:35,400
I know they went through everything.

1985
01:28:35,400 --> 01:28:38,400
I mean, we're talking about like if he does it once a week, even with the bi-weeks,

1986
01:28:38,400 --> 01:28:43,400
it's almost like a little bit over the 40... 48 maybe?

1987
01:28:43,400 --> 01:28:46,400
I think his longest break was a month.

1988
01:28:46,400 --> 01:28:50,400
Take Four Away, that's still 48 out of 52 weeks.

1989
01:28:50,400 --> 01:28:54,400
Depends on how long his publisher wants him to continue.

1990
01:28:54,400 --> 01:28:57,400
What do you mean? As long as the story matters.

1991
01:28:57,400 --> 01:28:59,400
It should always be about the story.

1992
01:28:59,400 --> 01:29:01,400
For instance, that's why Kubo quit.

1993
01:29:01,400 --> 01:29:03,400
The guy that made Bleach.

1994
01:29:03,400 --> 01:29:04,400
Did he?

1995
01:29:04,400 --> 01:29:05,400
Pressures.

1996
01:29:05,400 --> 01:29:07,400
He's like, fuck it, I'm done.

1997
01:29:07,400 --> 01:29:11,400
His art, like his art in the manga started getting worse.

1998
01:29:11,400 --> 01:29:13,400
He didn't care as much.

1999
01:29:13,400 --> 01:29:15,400
He broke his arm, it suddenly worked.

2000
01:29:15,400 --> 01:29:17,400
Use your left one.

2001
01:29:17,400 --> 01:29:20,400
Alright, so episode 9.

2002
01:29:20,400 --> 01:29:24,400
The episode starts with Kazuya and Kiriya doing a mock battle with Kokiri,

2003
01:29:24,400 --> 01:29:28,400
unable to act fast enough to give Kokiri the upper hand,

2004
01:29:28,400 --> 01:29:31,400
thus losing to her, which infuriates Kiriya.

2005
01:29:31,400 --> 01:29:35,400
As punishment, she has Kazuya do a hundred practice weaves,

2006
01:29:35,400 --> 01:29:37,400
much to his chagrin.

2007
01:29:37,400 --> 01:29:39,400
I keep forgetting he has that weird power.

2008
01:29:39,400 --> 01:29:41,400
I keep forgetting he has his abilities.

2009
01:29:41,400 --> 01:29:43,400
With her anyway.

2010
01:29:43,400 --> 01:29:47,400
The next day in school, Kazuya together with Chizato and Asumu

2011
01:29:47,400 --> 01:29:51,400
were summoned by Tarataka again.

2012
01:29:51,400 --> 01:29:55,400
Why does everything that's happened in this school that's always you three?

2013
01:29:55,400 --> 01:29:59,400
This is where we find out who suffered from baldness due to his malice and atonement.

2014
01:29:59,400 --> 01:30:02,400
That's what it's considered as, malice and atonement.

2015
01:30:02,400 --> 01:30:04,400
It wasn't him? Or they didn't know it was him?

2016
01:30:04,400 --> 01:30:06,400
They didn't know that he was bald.

2017
01:30:06,400 --> 01:30:10,400
They knew it was him, but they didn't know that because he goes to open the door and falls.

2018
01:30:10,400 --> 01:30:12,400
What, his wig falls off?

2019
01:30:12,400 --> 01:30:14,400
Yes.

2020
01:30:14,400 --> 01:30:16,400
He must have put a lot of attachment to that wig.

2021
01:30:16,400 --> 01:30:20,400
Now that I think about it, it's like a prized possession.

2022
01:30:20,400 --> 01:30:25,400
And then whenever they walked in, he puts it back on like lightning fast.

2023
01:30:25,400 --> 01:30:32,400
He sits down and he's like, we're not just going to walk past that, are you fucking bald?

2024
01:30:32,400 --> 01:30:38,400
And he's wanting them to look into a string of haunting attacks that involves a deceased student named Nago

2025
01:30:38,400 --> 01:30:41,400
who died two years ago from an apparent suicide.

2026
01:30:41,400 --> 01:30:47,400
During their investigation, they encounter Nanakai, who is a member of the school's newspaper club,

2027
01:30:47,400 --> 01:30:50,400
who is also investigating the same case.

2028
01:30:50,400 --> 01:30:56,400
They had a brief encounter with Nago after she tries to attack Kosakabe in the changing room,

2029
01:30:56,400 --> 01:31:00,400
which is another girl, but you're not going to have to worry about the name as much.

2030
01:31:00,400 --> 01:31:02,400
After the brief encounter,

2031
01:31:02,400 --> 01:31:04,400
So you're saying she's going to die or something?

2032
01:31:04,400 --> 01:31:06,400
No, not specifically, no.

2033
01:31:06,400 --> 01:31:18,400
Kosakabe has told them about Nago, her history, with what they consider the Nishina Yuichi fan club.

2034
01:31:18,400 --> 01:31:20,400
So she's Yuichi, like, oh, she's got the eyes?

2035
01:31:20,400 --> 01:31:22,400
No, no, no.

2036
01:31:22,400 --> 01:31:24,400
God dang Shining God?

2037
01:31:24,400 --> 01:31:30,400
She is a member of a club that likes a guy, and they created a whole club.

2038
01:31:30,400 --> 01:31:31,400
One guy?

2039
01:31:31,400 --> 01:31:34,400
Around this one, loving this one guy, and he didn't even know about the club.

2040
01:31:34,400 --> 01:31:35,400
Justin Bieber?

2041
01:31:35,400 --> 01:31:38,400
Kind of, yes, it's almost like that.

2042
01:31:38,400 --> 01:31:44,400
Same kind of hair to you too.

2043
01:31:44,400 --> 01:31:56,400
And they later learned that Nanakai is Nago's sister, and fearing that one of this club would be the next to be attacked,

2044
01:31:56,400 --> 01:32:03,400
both Kazuya and Kiriya sprung into action in order to save her from Nanako,

2045
01:32:03,400 --> 01:32:11,400
where they also learned that Aiko is a kameone and a lock of hair.

2046
01:32:11,400 --> 01:32:21,400
Basically, this girl used a lock of her sister's hair to bring this monster to life, to get revenge for her sister's suicide.

2047
01:32:21,400 --> 01:32:23,400
A little too dark now.

2048
01:32:23,400 --> 01:32:24,400
No.

2049
01:32:24,400 --> 01:32:29,400
The writer should have found some other angle than suicide.

2050
01:32:29,400 --> 01:32:34,400
Basically, they fear that it contains information that would put the blame on the group,

2051
01:32:34,400 --> 01:32:37,400
and that's the reason that this group never said anything about what happened.

2052
01:32:37,400 --> 01:32:45,400
However, as she gives the letter to Nanako, she later finds out that Aiko was infected by Asamogi growth in her chest.

2053
01:32:45,400 --> 01:32:49,400
Basically, this face-looking thing in the middle of her chest, rather.

2054
01:32:49,400 --> 01:32:56,400
And that she killed herself in order to protect her sister from Amasogi's influence.

2055
01:32:56,400 --> 01:32:59,400
After Nanako had finished reading the letter and finding out the truth,

2056
01:32:59,400 --> 01:33:08,400
both Kazuya and Kiriya have to face this monster, which they had difficulty with,

2057
01:33:08,400 --> 01:33:10,400
but in the end, they managed to destroy it.

2058
01:33:10,400 --> 01:33:15,400
In the last few moments of the episode,

2059
01:33:15,400 --> 01:33:26,400
Sumeragi, a malicent cleanser, has appeared while Kiriya is pounding Kazuya in anger,

2060
01:33:26,400 --> 01:33:29,400
because he didn't work hard enough.

2061
01:33:29,400 --> 01:33:31,400
Now she's beating the shit out of him again.

2062
01:33:31,400 --> 01:33:33,400
Yeah, but he's pounding him in anger.

2063
01:33:33,400 --> 01:33:34,400
Yes.

2064
01:33:34,400 --> 01:33:36,400
That sounded way different.

2065
01:33:36,400 --> 01:33:40,400
All because Kazuya refused to retreat during the battle.

2066
01:33:40,400 --> 01:33:43,400
So he's like, you stupid son of a bitch.

2067
01:33:43,400 --> 01:33:44,400
Hey man, samurais don't retreat.

2068
01:33:44,400 --> 01:33:48,400
Why, he's just got like this big old shit just popping out of his face.

2069
01:33:48,400 --> 01:33:53,400
Like he's constantly, and then the one thing she'll do is she'll grab his nuts and just start ripping them.

2070
01:33:53,400 --> 01:33:55,400
Oh, what the fuck?

2071
01:33:55,400 --> 01:33:57,400
Where he's like...

2072
01:33:57,400 --> 01:34:00,400
Is he really, ah, or is he like, ah?

2073
01:34:00,400 --> 01:34:02,400
No, it's like she's...

2074
01:34:02,400 --> 01:34:05,400
He's like, ah!

2075
01:34:05,400 --> 01:34:07,400
He acts like he hates him, but he loves it.

2076
01:34:07,400 --> 01:34:09,400
Yeah, he fucking loves that shit.

2077
01:34:09,400 --> 01:34:11,400
Fucking squeeze him.

2078
01:34:11,400 --> 01:34:13,400
So alternate the squeeze, left to right.

2079
01:34:13,400 --> 01:34:16,400
So squeeze one and stop, then squeeze the other and stop.

2080
01:34:16,400 --> 01:34:18,400
And back and forth.

2081
01:34:18,400 --> 01:34:21,400
Episode 10 is called Nude and the Futon.

2082
01:34:21,400 --> 01:34:24,400
Ah, I have many memories of that.

2083
01:34:24,400 --> 01:34:29,400
Kazuya and Kiriya are challenged and attacked at school by Sunao,

2084
01:34:29,400 --> 01:34:31,400
which is the girl that was watching them beforehand,

2085
01:34:31,400 --> 01:34:37,400
who holds a vendetta against Kazuya's mother and her katana, Kotetsu,

2086
01:34:37,400 --> 01:34:39,400
that's the sword's name.

2087
01:34:39,400 --> 01:34:46,400
Later, Kiriya tries to confront Kazuya whenever he refuses to get up from the futon.

2088
01:34:46,400 --> 01:34:48,400
Because he's ass naked.

2089
01:34:48,400 --> 01:34:50,400
He's all wrapped up in a blanket and he doesn't want to do shit.

2090
01:34:50,400 --> 01:34:52,400
He's ass naked, isn't he?

2091
01:34:52,400 --> 01:34:56,400
When she suddenly turns back to her normal grown form.

2092
01:34:56,400 --> 01:34:57,400
She was still a child?

2093
01:34:57,400 --> 01:34:58,400
Yeah, the chibi form.

2094
01:34:58,400 --> 01:34:59,400
Hell.

2095
01:34:59,400 --> 01:35:07,400
They're caught in an embarrassing position when Kazumi and Kokiri enter the room.

2096
01:35:07,400 --> 01:35:10,400
Because he's underneath the blankets all nude as shit.

2097
01:35:10,400 --> 01:35:12,400
His fucking ass naked.

2098
01:35:12,400 --> 01:35:15,400
Because she's like, are you gonna ever get up?

2099
01:35:15,400 --> 01:35:16,400
Never.

2100
01:35:16,400 --> 01:35:18,400
Because he didn't want to fight this girl Sunao.

2101
01:35:18,400 --> 01:35:20,400
He's like, I ain't never getting up.

2102
01:35:20,400 --> 01:35:25,400
Why are you butt naked?

2103
01:35:25,400 --> 01:35:27,400
What are you gonna do for food?

2104
01:35:27,400 --> 01:35:29,400
My sister will bring me food.

2105
01:35:29,400 --> 01:35:31,400
He's never gonna leave that futon.

2106
01:35:31,400 --> 01:35:32,400
Weird.

2107
01:35:32,400 --> 01:35:34,400
Episode 11 is called Duel.

2108
01:35:34,400 --> 01:35:36,400
Kazuya.

2109
01:35:36,400 --> 01:35:39,400
I knew it.

2110
01:35:39,400 --> 01:35:41,400
Have you watched your favorite Digimon?

2111
01:35:41,400 --> 01:35:43,400
The one with the card.

2112
01:35:43,400 --> 01:35:46,400
The one with the card.

2113
01:35:46,400 --> 01:35:47,400
The one you can't fucking stand.

2114
01:35:47,400 --> 01:35:49,400
I can't stand that one.

2115
01:35:49,400 --> 01:35:50,400
I can't.

2116
01:35:50,400 --> 01:35:52,400
I don't know why it's my favorite one.

2117
01:35:52,400 --> 01:35:53,400
What is it?

2118
01:35:53,400 --> 01:35:59,400
I think because the actual kids have more actual, what's the word?

2119
01:35:59,400 --> 01:36:00,400
Usage.

2120
01:36:00,400 --> 01:36:04,400
Yeah, they're not just standing there like, oh my god, I'm a monster.

2121
01:36:04,400 --> 01:36:08,400
They're over here fucking digging strategy.

2122
01:36:08,400 --> 01:36:13,400
Alright, so episode 11, Kazuya has a dream where he talks about his relationship with

2123
01:36:13,400 --> 01:36:16,400
Kiriya to his mother, Kanaka, not her name.

2124
01:36:16,400 --> 01:36:22,400
The next day, he has a duel with Sennao, organized by the deity Kukuri, to determine who will

2125
01:36:22,400 --> 01:36:25,400
be this town's miasma cleaner, basically.

2126
01:36:25,400 --> 01:36:27,400
Who's gonna be the sheriff, eh?

2127
01:36:27,400 --> 01:36:30,400
This town ain't big enough for two sheriffs.

2128
01:36:30,400 --> 01:36:31,400
Episode 12 is called Partner.

2129
01:36:31,400 --> 01:36:32,400
This is the last episode of the season.

2130
01:36:32,400 --> 01:36:33,400
Partner.

2131
01:36:33,400 --> 01:36:40,400
During the duel with Sennao and Kotetsu, Kiriya and Kazuya enter a state of divine possession,

2132
01:36:40,400 --> 01:36:42,400
greatly increasing their power.

2133
01:36:42,400 --> 01:36:45,400
Basically, she takes over his body completely.

2134
01:36:45,400 --> 01:36:47,400
His hair turns white from being black.

2135
01:36:47,400 --> 01:36:52,400
He gets markings on his head and he's able to use her powers.

2136
01:36:52,400 --> 01:36:56,400
God dang, super saiyan all of a sudden.

2137
01:36:56,400 --> 01:36:57,400
Yeah.

2138
01:36:57,400 --> 01:36:58,400
Greatly increasing their power.

2139
01:36:58,400 --> 01:37:03,400
Afterwards, at home, Kukuri takes care of an exhausted Kazuya and Kiriya manipulates

2140
01:37:03,400 --> 01:37:05,400
her into bathing him.

2141
01:37:05,400 --> 01:37:07,400
It's like, that's your punishment.

2142
01:37:07,400 --> 01:37:08,400
You made him do this shit.

2143
01:37:08,400 --> 01:37:09,400
Go give him a bath.

2144
01:37:09,400 --> 01:37:10,400
Because he can't move.

2145
01:37:10,400 --> 01:37:12,400
Just dumps him in the fucking water.

2146
01:37:12,400 --> 01:37:14,400
He's just fucking drowning.

2147
01:37:14,400 --> 01:37:21,400
Sennao's mother states that she can't come home to be the head of the family unless now

2148
01:37:21,400 --> 01:37:23,400
she has to marry Kazuya somehow.

2149
01:37:23,400 --> 01:37:25,400
This girl that he fought.

2150
01:37:25,400 --> 01:37:28,400
She goes back to her house and he's like, you got fucked up by him.

2151
01:37:28,400 --> 01:37:32,400
Now you gotta marry him because that's the only way you're becoming the head of the family.

2152
01:37:32,400 --> 01:37:33,400
Wait.

2153
01:37:33,400 --> 01:37:34,400
Yeah.

2154
01:37:34,400 --> 01:37:35,400
So we now got another goddamn freeloader?

2155
01:37:35,400 --> 01:37:36,400
Yeah.

2156
01:37:36,400 --> 01:37:38,400
Well, I don't think she's living with him yet.

2157
01:37:38,400 --> 01:37:39,400
At least not in this episode.

2158
01:37:39,400 --> 01:37:40,400
Sure.

2159
01:37:40,400 --> 01:37:43,400
There's the next season, like 50 women in there.

2160
01:37:43,400 --> 01:37:45,400
And then at the very end of the episode, we have Kiriya.

2161
01:37:45,400 --> 01:37:47,400
She's joining the school now as an actual student.

2162
01:37:47,400 --> 01:37:51,400
It's going to go by the name Obinakihira.

2163
01:37:51,400 --> 01:37:52,400
Obinakihira.

2164
01:37:52,400 --> 01:37:55,400
That's how the episode ends.

2165
01:37:55,400 --> 01:37:56,400
Huh.

2166
01:37:56,400 --> 01:37:58,400
It is like, I'll put it this way.

2167
01:37:58,400 --> 01:38:05,400
There is fan service in it, but there's a lot of comedic parts in there that actually

2168
01:38:05,400 --> 01:38:08,400
make it, I don't know, probably like a seven for me.

2169
01:38:08,400 --> 01:38:09,400
Seven out of ten.

2170
01:38:09,400 --> 01:38:13,400
Like it's not the best anime I've ever seen in the world, but it has its funny moments

2171
01:38:13,400 --> 01:38:14,400
to it.

2172
01:38:14,400 --> 01:38:19,400
Like every time he does something stupid, it's like, it just gets the shit beat every

2173
01:38:19,400 --> 01:38:20,400
time.

2174
01:38:20,400 --> 01:38:21,400
He's always doing something stupid.

2175
01:38:21,400 --> 01:38:24,400
So running his mouth or saying the wrong things.

2176
01:38:24,400 --> 01:38:26,400
And he's so innocent about it.

2177
01:38:26,400 --> 01:38:28,400
Like he doesn't mean to.

2178
01:38:28,400 --> 01:38:31,400
He just, he fucks up constantly.

2179
01:38:31,400 --> 01:38:34,400
But that's the end of my breakdown for tonight.

2180
01:38:34,400 --> 01:38:36,400
Anything to add to that?

2181
01:38:36,400 --> 01:38:37,400
Where's the hentai version?

2182
01:38:37,400 --> 01:38:40,400
I'm sure there is one, it wouldn't be surprising.

2183
01:38:40,400 --> 01:38:43,400
It would be hard to extend it out to a hentai version.

2184
01:38:43,400 --> 01:38:45,400
That's why it's rated TVM.

2185
01:38:45,400 --> 01:38:46,400
TVM.

2186
01:38:46,400 --> 01:38:48,400
Damn, it's a deep one.

2187
01:38:48,400 --> 01:38:49,400
Yes.

2188
01:38:49,400 --> 01:38:55,400
So the TV14, where you got Sanji sucking on a lollipop instead of smoking a cigarette.

2189
01:38:55,400 --> 01:38:56,400
Yes.

2190
01:38:56,400 --> 01:38:57,400
Yes.

2191
01:38:57,400 --> 01:38:58,400
Well, that's the four kids version.

2192
01:38:58,400 --> 01:38:59,400
Yeah.

2193
01:38:59,400 --> 01:39:01,400
With probably the best intro to One Piece ever.

2194
01:39:01,400 --> 01:39:03,400
Damn, they had a great fucking song.

2195
01:39:03,400 --> 01:39:04,400
All right.

2196
01:39:04,400 --> 01:39:06,400
Ready for some Reddit?

2197
01:39:06,400 --> 01:39:09,400
Our last segment of the night.

2198
01:39:09,400 --> 01:39:10,400
Alrighty.

2199
01:39:10,400 --> 01:39:14,400
These are hopefully decent.

2200
01:39:14,400 --> 01:39:15,400
First one.

2201
01:39:15,400 --> 01:39:19,400
I saw one earlier that said, like, I still shower with my brother.

2202
01:39:19,400 --> 01:39:20,400
That was the title.

2203
01:39:20,400 --> 01:39:21,400
What?

2204
01:39:21,400 --> 01:39:24,400
I don't even want to dig into that one.

2205
01:39:24,400 --> 01:39:26,400
You sure don't.

2206
01:39:26,400 --> 01:39:27,400
Because they still shower.

2207
01:39:27,400 --> 01:39:31,400
Some sister and her brother like, are still showering together.

2208
01:39:31,400 --> 01:39:34,400
They're like maybe like teenagers or maybe.

2209
01:39:34,400 --> 01:39:35,400
Regardless.

2210
01:39:35,400 --> 01:39:36,400
Exactly.

2211
01:39:36,400 --> 01:39:37,400
That's what I'm saying.

2212
01:39:37,400 --> 01:39:38,400
Like, that's way too old.

2213
01:39:38,400 --> 01:39:39,400
Yeah.

2214
01:39:39,400 --> 01:39:40,400
I don't know.

2215
01:39:40,400 --> 01:39:41,400
I was watching her on TikTok.

2216
01:39:41,400 --> 01:39:42,400
Someone was reading it, right?

2217
01:39:42,400 --> 01:39:43,400
Yeah.

2218
01:39:43,400 --> 01:39:44,400
And she had just read the title.

2219
01:39:44,400 --> 01:39:48,400
And then she said, like, they go to school together and they play sports and they just

2220
01:39:48,400 --> 01:39:50,400
hop in the shower after they run track or something.

2221
01:39:50,400 --> 01:39:52,400
I'm like, wait, how old are they?

2222
01:39:52,400 --> 01:39:55,400
And then she never said, she never, I just skipped over.

2223
01:39:55,400 --> 01:39:58,400
But her expression when she said, like, I still shower with my brother.

2224
01:39:58,400 --> 01:40:01,400
And she looked up at the camera and I'm like, it's fucking cold.

2225
01:40:01,400 --> 01:40:03,400
It's the same response I would have.

2226
01:40:03,400 --> 01:40:04,400
I was like, huh?

2227
01:40:04,400 --> 01:40:08,400
You looked up, you're like, that's the same response I had.

2228
01:40:08,400 --> 01:40:10,400
I'm like, huh?

2229
01:40:10,400 --> 01:40:11,400
All right.

2230
01:40:11,400 --> 01:40:14,400
First one is by Educational Wonder 70.

2231
01:40:14,400 --> 01:40:16,400
So you might get educated.

2232
01:40:16,400 --> 01:40:19,400
It says, so I've had a rash on my armpit for a week.

2233
01:40:19,400 --> 01:40:23,400
I'm very diligent between washing it multiple times a day with soap and hot water, but it

2234
01:40:23,400 --> 01:40:26,400
kind of started getting the sort of smell that fungal infections have.

2235
01:40:26,400 --> 01:40:27,400
Uh oh.

2236
01:40:27,400 --> 01:40:30,400
I was going to go to the doctor on Monday if I still had it.

2237
01:40:30,400 --> 01:40:33,400
The smell went away after I washed it and went about it.

2238
01:40:33,400 --> 01:40:39,400
I went about my day, but waking up and after getting in bed after a long day, there it

2239
01:40:39,400 --> 01:40:40,400
was.

2240
01:40:40,400 --> 01:40:42,400
My mattress pad is really annoying.

2241
01:40:42,400 --> 01:40:45,400
Every night as I toss and turn, it starts to slide off the bed.

2242
01:40:45,400 --> 01:40:49,400
So every night before bed, I move everything back over.

2243
01:40:49,400 --> 01:40:52,400
Today, the eggshell padding underneath.

2244
01:40:52,400 --> 01:40:58,400
I don't know what eggshell padding, uh, trying to think what eggshell padding is.

2245
01:40:58,400 --> 01:41:00,400
It's probably just like a cushion.

2246
01:41:00,400 --> 01:41:01,400
Maybe like eggshells.

2247
01:41:01,400 --> 01:41:02,400
Possibly.

2248
01:41:02,400 --> 01:41:08,400
You know those nasty fucking sandals that look like golf balls?

2249
01:41:08,400 --> 01:41:10,400
Maybe like that.

2250
01:41:10,400 --> 01:41:11,400
Could be.

2251
01:41:11,400 --> 01:41:18,400
So the eggshell padding beneath it had bunched up, so I pulled up my pad to flatten out the

2252
01:41:18,400 --> 01:41:19,400
egg crate.

2253
01:41:19,400 --> 01:41:20,400
What the fuck?

2254
01:41:20,400 --> 01:41:21,400
Now what the fuck?

2255
01:41:21,400 --> 01:41:23,400
Is he just sleeping on fucking egg crates?

2256
01:41:23,400 --> 01:41:24,400
Is this what he's saying?

2257
01:41:24,400 --> 01:41:28,400
I think it's that one kind of like foam stuff where it's got the little like hives and what

2258
01:41:28,400 --> 01:41:29,400
the fuck?

2259
01:41:29,400 --> 01:41:30,400
The ridges?

2260
01:41:30,400 --> 01:41:31,400
Yeah, yeah.

2261
01:41:31,400 --> 01:41:32,400
I think that's what he's talking about.

2262
01:41:32,400 --> 01:41:33,400
I think that's what he's talking about.

2263
01:41:33,400 --> 01:41:36,400
The one where you don't piss in your mattress because you're a bed wetter?

2264
01:41:36,400 --> 01:41:37,400
Yes.

2265
01:41:37,400 --> 01:41:38,400
That's exactly what I'm thinking.

2266
01:41:38,400 --> 01:41:40,400
Yes, that's what it is.

2267
01:41:40,400 --> 01:41:42,400
And there I find a dead mouse.

2268
01:41:42,400 --> 01:41:44,400
Oh my fucking God.

2269
01:41:44,400 --> 01:41:47,400
Shaped into the egg crate, clearly dead.

2270
01:41:47,400 --> 01:41:48,400
And there that pungent smell.

2271
01:41:48,400 --> 01:41:50,400
That smelled just like a fungal infection.

2272
01:41:50,400 --> 01:41:53,400
So he got infected from a dead mouse?

2273
01:41:53,400 --> 01:41:54,400
No, he was laying on it.

2274
01:41:54,400 --> 01:41:55,400
Right.

2275
01:41:55,400 --> 01:41:56,400
And then like did it, wait, was it?

2276
01:41:56,400 --> 01:41:58,400
The smell was getting on him.

2277
01:41:58,400 --> 01:42:00,400
So it wasn't actually an infection on him?

2278
01:42:00,400 --> 01:42:01,400
No.

2279
01:42:01,400 --> 01:42:02,400
But he said he had a rash.

2280
01:42:02,400 --> 01:42:07,400
Well, he had a rash and I think it was because of the dead mouse creating like a rash on

2281
01:42:07,400 --> 01:42:08,400
him.

2282
01:42:08,400 --> 01:42:09,400
Fucking gross.

2283
01:42:09,400 --> 01:42:13,400
Now, of course, it's one of the worst smells I have ever smelled.

2284
01:42:13,400 --> 01:42:14,400
Yeah, of course.

2285
01:42:14,400 --> 01:42:17,400
Because I'm horrified by the situation.

2286
01:42:17,400 --> 01:42:21,400
My brain decided to stop rationalizing it as my own smell.

2287
01:42:21,400 --> 01:42:25,400
I sprayed down everything possible with a deodorizing spray that they use in hospitals,

2288
01:42:25,400 --> 01:42:28,400
and I just about bathed myself in disinfectant.

2289
01:42:28,400 --> 01:42:30,400
But I'm still totally and utterly disgusted.

2290
01:42:30,400 --> 01:42:31,400
Is he a nurse or something?

2291
01:42:31,400 --> 01:42:32,400
What do you mean they use in hospitals?

2292
01:42:32,400 --> 01:42:35,400
What kind of fucking chemicals do you have?

2293
01:42:35,400 --> 01:42:36,400
Fabuloso.

2294
01:42:36,400 --> 01:42:37,400
Jesus Christ.

2295
01:42:37,400 --> 01:42:38,400
That shit's strong as fuck.

2296
01:42:38,400 --> 01:42:39,400
Shit is powerful.

2297
01:42:39,400 --> 01:42:40,400
You got to dilute it.

2298
01:42:40,400 --> 01:42:41,400
If you hit a bear on the fucking floor, it'll melt.

2299
01:42:41,400 --> 01:42:42,400
I've done that.

2300
01:42:42,400 --> 01:42:43,400
It's like, it just takes your breath away.

2301
01:42:43,400 --> 01:42:44,400
You wake up like an hour later.

2302
01:42:44,400 --> 01:42:45,400
It's like, what happened?

2303
01:42:45,400 --> 01:42:46,400
Knocks your ass out.

2304
01:42:46,400 --> 01:42:59,400
It's like mix that with bleach like damn.

2305
01:42:59,400 --> 01:43:02,400
Shit'll blow up in your face.

2306
01:43:02,400 --> 01:43:04,400
Shit is stronger than a fucking nuclear bomb.

2307
01:43:04,400 --> 01:43:06,400
That shit is strong though.

2308
01:43:06,400 --> 01:43:08,400
Yeah, the fabuloso is strong as fuck.

2309
01:43:08,400 --> 01:43:10,400
They use that in the bathrooms where I work.

2310
01:43:10,400 --> 01:43:11,400
Like you go in there beforehand.

2311
01:43:11,400 --> 01:43:12,400
It's like, oh.

2312
01:43:12,400 --> 01:43:19,400
You go in there after the cleaning ladies come through and it's like, fuck, it's just

2313
01:43:19,400 --> 01:43:20,400
strong.

2314
01:43:20,400 --> 01:43:24,400
It just fucking burns your eyes and just melts away your nose.

2315
01:43:24,400 --> 01:43:29,400
It's like a wall when you walk in.

2316
01:43:29,400 --> 01:43:33,400
It's almost like a good bad, you know what I mean?

2317
01:43:33,400 --> 01:43:34,400
Yeah.

2318
01:43:34,400 --> 01:43:35,400
You know it's not going to hurt you, but you're like, oh man.

2319
01:43:35,400 --> 01:43:36,400
It's like, ugh.

2320
01:43:36,400 --> 01:43:39,400
And they use the lemon guys.

2321
01:43:39,400 --> 01:43:42,400
It just goes down your throat.

2322
01:43:42,400 --> 01:43:44,400
Takes it for a couple hours.

2323
01:43:44,400 --> 01:43:46,400
Yeah, you basically do.

2324
01:43:46,400 --> 01:43:47,400
Alrighty.

2325
01:43:47,400 --> 01:43:49,400
Next one is by oddbag8213.

2326
01:43:49,400 --> 01:43:52,400
This person puts, this happened a few days ago.

2327
01:43:52,400 --> 01:43:53,400
So technically not today.

2328
01:43:53,400 --> 01:43:57,400
I fucked up, but too embarrassed to share with friends.

2329
01:43:57,400 --> 01:44:02,400
I'm pretty happy with my junk size and my girlfriend is too, but we were throwing ideas

2330
01:44:02,400 --> 01:44:06,400
out to spice it up a bit and include a new toy or toy or something.

2331
01:44:06,400 --> 01:44:10,400
So I came to an idea to introduce a...

2332
01:44:10,400 --> 01:44:12,400
Let me stop you right there.

2333
01:44:12,400 --> 01:44:19,400
Did he make a fucking, one of those things that you build out of your own dick?

2334
01:44:19,400 --> 01:44:21,400
Kind of.

2335
01:44:21,400 --> 01:44:23,400
Okay, go ahead.

2336
01:44:23,400 --> 01:44:24,400
A sleeve.

2337
01:44:24,400 --> 01:44:25,400
Okay.

2338
01:44:25,400 --> 01:44:31,400
I'm not saying the word because I don't feel like getting demonetized that badly, but...

2339
01:44:31,400 --> 01:44:37,400
But we wanted it to make an actual difference.

2340
01:44:37,400 --> 01:44:40,400
We had an idea to go over the top and get a huge one.

2341
01:44:40,400 --> 01:44:42,400
I'm talking eight inch length.

2342
01:44:42,400 --> 01:44:44,400
God dang.

2343
01:44:44,400 --> 01:44:47,400
So I put it on and we used it for a bit, but it kept slipping.

2344
01:44:47,400 --> 01:44:48,400
I kept slipping.

2345
01:44:48,400 --> 01:44:50,400
It was called the Mariano Trench.

2346
01:44:50,400 --> 01:44:52,400
But it kept slipping out.

2347
01:44:52,400 --> 01:44:56,400
So I lost focus and I started to fall off.

2348
01:44:56,400 --> 01:44:58,400
Fall off?

2349
01:44:58,400 --> 01:45:00,400
Oh, he was losing his erection?

2350
01:45:00,400 --> 01:45:02,400
I take the sleeve off to get back up.

2351
01:45:02,400 --> 01:45:05,400
The sleeve is just like what, a condom?

2352
01:45:05,400 --> 01:45:06,400
Confused.

2353
01:45:06,400 --> 01:45:07,400
It goes over.

2354
01:45:07,400 --> 01:45:09,400
So it's a condom basically.

2355
01:45:09,400 --> 01:45:10,400
Kind of, yeah.

2356
01:45:10,400 --> 01:45:12,400
I'm confused.

2357
01:45:12,400 --> 01:45:13,400
Well, a sleeve...

2358
01:45:13,400 --> 01:45:16,400
Is it like a fucking dildo that you put your dick in?

2359
01:45:16,400 --> 01:45:17,400
Yes.

2360
01:45:17,400 --> 01:45:19,400
A strap on basically?

2361
01:45:19,400 --> 01:45:20,400
Without the strap.

2362
01:45:20,400 --> 01:45:21,400
Yeah.

2363
01:45:21,400 --> 01:45:23,400
So that's fucking weird.

2364
01:45:23,400 --> 01:45:24,400
Yes.

2365
01:45:24,400 --> 01:45:26,400
Yes.

2366
01:45:26,400 --> 01:45:32,400
I take the sleeve off to get back up and then my regular dong felt so weird in my hand.

2367
01:45:32,400 --> 01:45:37,400
Like comically small compared to the toy that I kind of used to get in the meantime.

2368
01:45:37,400 --> 01:45:45,400
Wait, so he's basically using a strap on his girlfriend that was like twice his size is what it sounds like.

2369
01:45:45,400 --> 01:45:50,400
My girlfriend tried to reassure me that it is the toy, not me.

2370
01:45:50,400 --> 01:45:52,400
It's way too big.

2371
01:45:52,400 --> 01:45:57,400
But I still feel weird and we had to call it off and I decided to try it again sometime later.

2372
01:45:57,400 --> 01:45:58,400
Haven't seen her since.

2373
01:45:58,400 --> 01:46:03,400
I was thinking I should maybe get used to it by myself before using it with her.

2374
01:46:03,400 --> 01:46:05,400
Like using it as a flashlight or something.

2375
01:46:05,400 --> 01:46:06,400
What the fuck?

2376
01:46:06,400 --> 01:46:09,400
I'm not understanding the purpose of this fucking sleeve.

2377
01:46:09,400 --> 01:46:10,400
To make it bigger for her?

2378
01:46:10,400 --> 01:46:11,400
Right, that's the purpose.

2379
01:46:11,400 --> 01:46:13,400
He's basically a strap on.

2380
01:46:13,400 --> 01:46:16,400
So how does that make him feel any better?

2381
01:46:16,400 --> 01:46:20,400
She's basically saying you're too small, get something fucking humongous.

2382
01:46:20,400 --> 01:46:23,400
And then he screws it like a flashlight.

2383
01:46:23,400 --> 01:46:24,400
Weird.

2384
01:46:24,400 --> 01:46:26,400
Girlfriend supported the idea.

2385
01:46:26,400 --> 01:46:27,400
Of course she did.

2386
01:46:27,400 --> 01:46:33,400
We found it very funny that I needed to bang the monster junk a few times to take away its power and tame it.

2387
01:46:33,400 --> 01:46:35,400
I'm sure you did tame it.

2388
01:46:35,400 --> 01:46:47,400
However, since that incident, since that incident, this was four days ago, I haven't had any, any sex drive whatsoever.

2389
01:46:47,400 --> 01:46:53,400
This is highly unusual for me as I generally get dozens of hard on a day and I have a high libido.

2390
01:46:53,400 --> 01:46:57,400
So yeah, the stupid toy killed my libido.

2391
01:46:57,400 --> 01:47:02,400
Defeated again by artificial intelligence.

2392
01:47:02,400 --> 01:47:06,400
The shade beats man yet again.

2393
01:47:06,400 --> 01:47:07,400
Silicon beats man.

2394
01:47:07,400 --> 01:47:08,400
What was that?

2395
01:47:08,400 --> 01:47:14,400
Deep Blue 2000 beat the chess master yet again.

2396
01:47:14,400 --> 01:47:16,400
All righty, next one is by Naked Nuggets.

2397
01:47:16,400 --> 01:47:18,400
Naked Nuggets.

2398
01:47:18,400 --> 01:47:20,400
The names are sometimes funnier than the post.

2399
01:47:20,400 --> 01:47:22,400
This person puts.

2400
01:47:22,400 --> 01:47:24,400
Masturbated in my dorm room during the night.

2401
01:47:24,400 --> 01:47:27,400
Fapped in silence to avoid waking up my roommate.

2402
01:47:27,400 --> 01:47:29,400
Got really into it.

2403
01:47:29,400 --> 01:47:35,400
Sledged from keeping it simple to full on fucking my pillow like it was a person.

2404
01:47:35,400 --> 01:47:37,400
People are so extra when they do stuff.

2405
01:47:37,400 --> 01:47:40,400
It's just a look on your face of just disappointment.

2406
01:47:40,400 --> 01:47:44,400
Not disappointed, I'm just like, man, that's a lot of work just to me, just to get off.

2407
01:47:44,400 --> 01:47:46,400
Squeeze my shut even.

2408
01:47:46,400 --> 01:47:47,400
Squeezing what though?

2409
01:47:47,400 --> 01:47:50,400
You looking at it while you're doing it?

2410
01:47:50,400 --> 01:47:53,400
Imagine the pillow was the girl of my dreams.

2411
01:47:53,400 --> 01:47:56,400
Helen Mirren, 85 years old.

2412
01:47:56,400 --> 01:47:59,400
Pitcher the girl of my dreams grabbing my ass mid thrust.

2413
01:47:59,400 --> 01:48:01,400
What the fuck is happening?

2414
01:48:01,400 --> 01:48:02,400
With a pillow.

2415
01:48:02,400 --> 01:48:05,400
So I grabbed my own ass to capture the sleep.

2416
01:48:05,400 --> 01:48:07,400
Close enough, I guess.

2417
01:48:07,400 --> 01:48:09,400
Whatever gets you off, I suppose.

2418
01:48:09,400 --> 01:48:12,400
Approach the point of no return and let loose.

2419
01:48:12,400 --> 01:48:14,400
You hit that event horizon, huh?

2420
01:48:14,400 --> 01:48:18,400
Cue post-match clarity.

2421
01:48:18,400 --> 01:48:21,400
Realize I just came on my pillow.

2422
01:48:21,400 --> 01:48:25,400
Decided to use some tissues to thoroughly wipe my pillow before flipping the pillow to the opposite.

2423
01:48:25,400 --> 01:48:26,400
Throw that motherfucker in the wash.

2424
01:48:26,400 --> 01:48:28,400
What do you mean you use a fucking pillow?

2425
01:48:28,400 --> 01:48:30,400
At least in a dorm, I'm assuming.

2426
01:48:30,400 --> 01:48:32,400
Still, throw it somewhere in the wash.

2427
01:48:32,400 --> 01:48:36,400
Don't just lay your head back in there and get yourself pink-eyed.

2428
01:48:36,400 --> 01:48:37,400
Realize, let's see.

2429
01:48:37,400 --> 01:48:43,400
Decided to use tissues to thoroughly wipe my pillow before flipping the pillow to the opposite side and using it to continue sleeping.

2430
01:48:43,400 --> 01:48:45,400
I thought you were going to say continue jacking.

2431
01:48:45,400 --> 01:48:47,400
Do it again.

2432
01:48:47,400 --> 01:48:49,400
However, as soon as my head touched...

2433
01:48:49,400 --> 01:48:50,400
Were you touched too?

2434
01:48:50,400 --> 01:48:53,400
Was it crusty on the other side?

2435
01:48:53,400 --> 01:48:57,400
As soon as my head touched the pillow, I made eye contact with my roommate.

2436
01:48:57,400 --> 01:48:58,400
Oh, fuck.

2437
01:48:58,400 --> 01:49:03,400
Who was wide awake for who knows how long.

2438
01:49:03,400 --> 01:49:04,400
His traumatized...

2439
01:49:04,400 --> 01:49:06,400
I want you to move out tomorrow.

2440
01:49:06,400 --> 01:49:14,400
His traumatized expression exhibited the emotion I was feeling at that moment.

2441
01:49:14,400 --> 01:49:15,400
He probably like...

2442
01:49:15,400 --> 01:49:19,400
Just watched him just fucking me shit out of that pillow.

2443
01:49:19,400 --> 01:49:21,400
He didn't say a fucking word.

2444
01:49:21,400 --> 01:49:24,400
Just mouth drop like...

2445
01:49:24,400 --> 01:49:26,400
Like, no.

2446
01:49:26,400 --> 01:49:28,400
Too speechless to say shit.

2447
01:49:28,400 --> 01:49:30,400
What do you say to a man that just watched you jack off?

2448
01:49:30,400 --> 01:49:31,400
He just dropped.

2449
01:49:31,400 --> 01:49:36,400
It would have been funny to me if they had made it on cartridge.

2450
01:49:36,400 --> 01:49:40,400
He's like, oh no.

2451
01:49:40,400 --> 01:49:45,400
There's so much touch for that one moment.

2452
01:49:45,400 --> 01:49:47,400
Woke up this morning.

2453
01:49:47,400 --> 01:49:50,400
Roommate's bed was empty.

2454
01:49:50,400 --> 01:49:52,400
He fucking moved.

2455
01:49:52,400 --> 01:49:58,400
Unusual because it's Sunday on my side of the planet and my roommate never wakes up this early on weekends.

2456
01:49:58,400 --> 01:50:01,400
He had to go contemplate his life.

2457
01:50:01,400 --> 01:50:09,400
I think it's safe to assume that he's avoiding me just as much as I'm trying to avoid him right now.

2458
01:50:09,400 --> 01:50:13,400
In the meantime, I need to replace my crusty ass pillow.

2459
01:50:13,400 --> 01:50:18,400
So he fell asleep with it still, regardless.

2460
01:50:18,400 --> 01:50:21,400
All righty. Next one is by Wonder and Horror.

2461
01:50:21,400 --> 01:50:24,400
I am at this time. Right now I am.

2462
01:50:24,400 --> 01:50:28,400
I can just picture him sitting beside his desk like in a dorm room.

2463
01:50:28,400 --> 01:50:32,400
And then he's got earphones or something in so he's not really paying all that much attention.

2464
01:50:32,400 --> 01:50:35,400
They just like hears a loud like, ugh.

2465
01:50:35,400 --> 01:50:39,400
He looks over and he's like, what the fuck?

2466
01:50:39,400 --> 01:50:41,400
I thought he was sleeping.

2467
01:50:41,400 --> 01:50:43,400
That's what I'm saying. You don't know what the other dude was doing though.

2468
01:50:43,400 --> 01:50:46,400
I assume. I wouldn't be jacking off while he's awake.

2469
01:50:46,400 --> 01:50:50,400
He may have assumed that he was sleeping. He may have been really getting into it with the pillow and didn't even realize.

2470
01:50:50,400 --> 01:50:54,400
Really? It was like the date in the morning, the next day after.

2471
01:50:54,400 --> 01:50:56,400
Weird.

2472
01:50:56,400 --> 01:50:58,400
All right. So this next person puts,

2473
01:50:58,400 --> 01:51:04,400
Today I fucked up by telling an amputee to put both of his feet down on the floor while taking his blood pressure.

2474
01:51:04,400 --> 01:51:06,400
Damn, what the fuck?

2475
01:51:06,400 --> 01:51:09,400
You knocked the volume out of that motherfucker.

2476
01:51:09,400 --> 01:51:10,400
I did for a second, didn't I?

2477
01:51:10,400 --> 01:51:13,400
Yeah, because I couldn't hear you for a second.

2478
01:51:13,400 --> 01:51:18,400
So today I fucked up by telling an amputee to put both of his feet down on the floor while taking his blood pressure by telling an amputee.

2479
01:51:18,400 --> 01:51:23,400
Let's see. So I live in a sober living facility.

2480
01:51:23,400 --> 01:51:28,400
I'm assuming senior living facility.

2481
01:51:28,400 --> 01:51:32,400
No, there are sober houses. I knew a guy from work who had one.

2482
01:51:32,400 --> 01:51:36,400
They get the DUI or they get in trouble with the law.

2483
01:51:36,400 --> 01:51:37,400
I get what you're saying.

2484
01:51:37,400 --> 01:51:39,400
They got to all live together, keep each other straight.

2485
01:51:39,400 --> 01:51:49,400
Yeah. So I live in a sober living facility with a bunch of veterans and one who has lost his leg sitting beside me taking his blood pressure.

2486
01:51:49,400 --> 01:51:52,400
And I told him that he needs to put both of his feet on the floor.

2487
01:51:52,400 --> 01:51:54,400
A lot of people thought it was joking.

2488
01:51:54,400 --> 01:51:56,400
If you can find it, you go ahead.

2489
01:51:56,400 --> 01:52:00,400
I thought I was joking and I thought it was a very awful thing to say.

2490
01:52:00,400 --> 01:52:03,400
We were sitting around all taking our blood pressure.

2491
01:52:03,400 --> 01:52:09,400
But whenever I caught it and explained that it was an actual mistake, we all laughed about it.

2492
01:52:09,400 --> 01:52:11,400
That's a horrible writing.

2493
01:52:11,400 --> 01:52:13,400
But you know, he did his best.

2494
01:52:13,400 --> 01:52:17,400
He was probably drunk when he wrote.

2495
01:52:17,400 --> 01:52:19,400
You know, I put down the floor.

2496
01:52:19,400 --> 01:52:21,400
No, they really tried sober living homes.

2497
01:52:21,400 --> 01:52:25,400
Could you imagine being an alcoholic and having that temptation forever?

2498
01:52:25,400 --> 01:52:27,400
One drink and it just completely just fall off the rails.

2499
01:52:27,400 --> 01:52:29,400
It sucks.

2500
01:52:29,400 --> 01:52:30,400
Impulse control.

2501
01:52:30,400 --> 01:52:33,400
Look at me, a 400 pound whale.

2502
01:52:33,400 --> 01:52:36,400
I mean, he'll get across to me.

2503
01:52:36,400 --> 01:52:38,400
It's like to a killer whale compared to me.

2504
01:52:38,400 --> 01:52:40,400
My God dang blue whale.

2505
01:52:40,400 --> 01:52:43,400
It's a dolphin.

2506
01:52:43,400 --> 01:52:44,400
I know, but I didn't know.

2507
01:52:44,400 --> 01:52:46,400
I don't know what fucking noise whales make.

2508
01:52:46,400 --> 01:52:47,400
Smell.

2509
01:52:47,400 --> 01:52:53,400
See, mine's red bulls.

2510
01:52:53,400 --> 01:52:54,400
I'm addicted to them.

2511
01:52:54,400 --> 01:52:56,400
I'm addicted to that ass.

2512
01:52:56,400 --> 01:52:59,400
I can't get enough of it.

2513
01:52:59,400 --> 01:53:02,400
All right.

2514
01:53:02,400 --> 01:53:06,400
And we will finish off today's Reddit with some shower thoughts.

2515
01:53:06,400 --> 01:53:07,400
Shower thoughts.

2516
01:53:07,400 --> 01:53:08,400
I got a lot of those.

2517
01:53:08,400 --> 01:53:12,400
So most of my story stuff, which I never write down.

2518
01:53:12,400 --> 01:53:14,400
I fucking forget.

2519
01:53:14,400 --> 01:53:17,400
So the first one is posted by Bear Bear Bear.

2520
01:53:17,400 --> 01:53:19,400
All spelled different.

2521
01:53:19,400 --> 01:53:20,400
Bear?

2522
01:53:20,400 --> 01:53:22,400
Wait.

2523
01:53:22,400 --> 01:53:26,400
So it's a Bear Bear Bear.

2524
01:53:26,400 --> 01:53:32,400
So Bear Bear Bear.

2525
01:53:32,400 --> 01:53:33,400
I'm trying to find the middle one.

2526
01:53:33,400 --> 01:53:34,400
I know one one.

2527
01:53:34,400 --> 01:53:35,400
I don't know the middle one.

2528
01:53:35,400 --> 01:53:36,400
Bear.

2529
01:53:36,400 --> 01:53:38,400
So you know how to have them are spelled though, right?

2530
01:53:38,400 --> 01:53:39,400
Yeah.

2531
01:53:39,400 --> 01:53:40,400
B-A-R-E and then B-E-R-E.

2532
01:53:40,400 --> 01:53:41,400
B-E-A-R.

2533
01:53:41,400 --> 01:53:43,400
And then B-E-R-E.

2534
01:53:43,400 --> 01:53:44,400
B-E-O.

2535
01:53:44,400 --> 01:53:45,400
Bear Bear.

2536
01:53:45,400 --> 01:53:46,400
The meaning of the word.

2537
01:53:46,400 --> 01:53:47,400
I couldn't tell you, but.

2538
01:53:47,400 --> 01:53:50,400
So it's Bear Bear Bear Bear.

2539
01:53:50,400 --> 01:53:51,400
Bear Bear Bear.

2540
01:53:51,400 --> 01:53:52,400
What's the other one?

2541
01:53:52,400 --> 01:53:53,400
B-E-R.

2542
01:53:53,400 --> 01:53:55,400
It's B-E-A-R, which is the animal.

2543
01:53:55,400 --> 01:53:56,400
Yeah.

2544
01:53:56,400 --> 01:53:59,400
Then Bear, like to bear something or.

2545
01:53:59,400 --> 01:54:00,400
Oh, B-A-R-E.

2546
01:54:00,400 --> 01:54:01,400
Right.

2547
01:54:01,400 --> 01:54:02,400
I got those.

2548
01:54:02,400 --> 01:54:03,400
And then the last one is B-E-R-E.

2549
01:54:03,400 --> 01:54:04,400
B-E-R-E.

2550
01:54:04,400 --> 01:54:05,400
B-E-R-E.

2551
01:54:05,400 --> 01:54:06,400
B-E-R-E.

2552
01:54:06,400 --> 01:54:07,400
B-E-R-B-E-R?

2553
01:54:07,400 --> 01:54:08,400
It sounded like bear.

2554
01:54:08,400 --> 01:54:11,400
I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be Bear Bear Bear.

2555
01:54:11,400 --> 01:54:12,400
Weird.

2556
01:54:12,400 --> 01:54:13,400
Bear Bear Bear.

2557
01:54:13,400 --> 01:54:20,400
I think they only spelled it that way because think about how where is spelled.

2558
01:54:20,400 --> 01:54:21,400
W-E-R-E.

2559
01:54:21,400 --> 01:54:22,400
Yeah.

2560
01:54:22,400 --> 01:54:23,400
So.

2561
01:54:23,400 --> 01:54:24,400
All right.

2562
01:54:24,400 --> 01:54:25,400
This is their shower thought.

2563
01:54:25,400 --> 01:54:26,400
Maybe the thing is worse.

2564
01:54:26,400 --> 01:54:27,400
So it's Burr.

2565
01:54:27,400 --> 01:54:28,400
Burr Burr Burr.

2566
01:54:28,400 --> 01:54:29,400
Like one of them is Bear Bear.

2567
01:54:29,400 --> 01:54:30,400
Then it was Burr.

2568
01:54:30,400 --> 01:54:35,400
It has to be because where is also spelled with a W-E-R-E.

2569
01:54:35,400 --> 01:54:36,400
W-E-R-E.

2570
01:54:36,400 --> 01:54:37,400
Yeah.

2571
01:54:37,400 --> 01:54:38,400
Where?

2572
01:54:38,400 --> 01:54:39,400
So it's probably Bear.

2573
01:54:39,400 --> 01:54:40,400
Or is it still Bear?

2574
01:54:40,400 --> 01:54:41,400
Where?

2575
01:54:41,400 --> 01:54:42,400
Bear.

2576
01:54:42,400 --> 01:54:43,400
Maybe it's a werewolf.

2577
01:54:43,400 --> 01:54:44,400
We got a full moon.

2578
01:54:44,400 --> 01:54:45,400
It's a werewolf.

2579
01:54:45,400 --> 01:54:46,400
It has to be.

2580
01:54:46,400 --> 01:54:48,400
Then you can just send it right there.

2581
01:54:48,400 --> 01:54:51,400
That shit was fucking fascinating.

2582
01:54:51,400 --> 01:54:53,400
So this person puts.

2583
01:54:53,400 --> 01:54:55,400
We're told anything on the internet is there forever.

2584
01:54:55,400 --> 01:54:59,400
But when you need to find that one porn video from years ago, it's like nowhere to be found.

2585
01:54:59,400 --> 01:55:00,400
I was just about to cut you off.

2586
01:55:00,400 --> 01:55:01,400
I was like, oh yeah.

2587
01:55:01,400 --> 01:55:02,400
Come on.

2588
01:55:02,400 --> 01:55:04,400
I can't find that one video I saw seven years ago.

2589
01:55:04,400 --> 01:55:06,400
They thought the same thing.

2590
01:55:06,400 --> 01:55:07,400
My man.

2591
01:55:07,400 --> 01:55:08,400
The same head space.

2592
01:55:08,400 --> 01:55:11,400
Geniuses take a light.

2593
01:55:11,400 --> 01:55:13,400
Next one is by Goodmojo.

2594
01:55:13,400 --> 01:55:14,400
This person puts.

2595
01:55:14,400 --> 01:55:17,400
It's unfathomably easy to ruin your entire life.

2596
01:55:17,400 --> 01:55:18,400
Yeah, you can.

2597
01:55:18,400 --> 01:55:22,400
Like you take a piss outside one day in a school park, a schoolyard and you go for sex

2598
01:55:22,400 --> 01:55:23,400
with him forever.

2599
01:55:23,400 --> 01:55:24,400
You don't have to be in a schoolyard.

2600
01:55:24,400 --> 01:55:25,400
You can be downtown doing it.

2601
01:55:25,400 --> 01:55:29,400
I'm just saying like, you know, like that's the worst example of being a schoolyard.

2602
01:55:29,400 --> 01:55:30,400
A child sexism.

2603
01:55:30,400 --> 01:55:31,400
Yeah, because that's the worst.

2604
01:55:31,400 --> 01:55:32,400
That's what I'm saying.

2605
01:55:32,400 --> 01:55:34,400
The worst fucking thing you can be.

2606
01:55:34,400 --> 01:55:35,400
It's true.

2607
01:55:35,400 --> 01:55:36,400
Next one.

2608
01:55:36,400 --> 01:55:37,400
I was just taking a piss officer.

2609
01:55:37,400 --> 01:55:38,400
That little girl's face got in the way.

2610
01:55:38,400 --> 01:55:39,400
What do you say?

2611
01:55:39,400 --> 01:55:40,400
What do you know?

2612
01:55:40,400 --> 01:55:41,400
We're killing.

2613
01:55:41,400 --> 01:55:42,400
What do I do?

2614
01:55:42,400 --> 01:55:43,400
Officer, what do I do?

2615
01:55:43,400 --> 01:55:44,400
Next one is by Goodmojo.

2616
01:55:44,400 --> 01:55:55,200
Sorry, the next one's by, because that was the last one.

2617
01:55:55,200 --> 01:55:57,200
Next one is by Emel E.M.

2618
01:55:57,200 --> 01:55:59,240
This person puts.

2619
01:55:59,240 --> 01:56:03,000
Sweatpants were made for physical activity, but wearing them in public makes you seem

2620
01:56:03,000 --> 01:56:04,000
lazy.

2621
01:56:04,000 --> 01:56:08,160
I love, I love just walking around the dick just swinging so freely.

2622
01:56:08,160 --> 01:56:09,160
I like that.

2623
01:56:09,160 --> 01:56:10,160
I like these.

2624
01:56:10,160 --> 01:56:12,240
These are nice.

2625
01:56:12,240 --> 01:56:16,440
Next one is by 2made or 2mad316.

2626
01:56:16,440 --> 01:56:18,600
This person puts.

2627
01:56:18,600 --> 01:56:21,320
Most job interviews are harder than the job itself.

2628
01:56:21,320 --> 01:56:22,320
Yeah.

2629
01:56:22,320 --> 01:56:23,320
Yeah, it's weird.

2630
01:56:23,320 --> 01:56:25,320
Once you get the job, you're like, this is ass.

2631
01:56:25,320 --> 01:56:26,320
This is easy.

2632
01:56:26,320 --> 01:56:27,320
But trying to get it is impossible.

2633
01:56:27,320 --> 01:56:35,080
God dang, you're trying to get a fucking position to fly into space is what it feels like.

2634
01:56:35,080 --> 01:56:36,080
Yeah.

2635
01:56:36,080 --> 01:56:37,560
You have to make sure you prepare.

2636
01:56:37,560 --> 01:56:40,800
You got to give them all the HR answers.

2637
01:56:40,800 --> 01:56:43,720
You got to be a sane person for that window of time.

2638
01:56:43,720 --> 01:56:46,560
And then as soon as you get the job, it's like, fuck these motherfuckers.

2639
01:56:46,560 --> 01:56:49,240
Can't get rid of me now.

2640
01:56:49,240 --> 01:56:52,000
Next one is by Gibbeth Guess.

2641
01:56:52,000 --> 01:56:53,920
This person puts.

2642
01:56:53,920 --> 01:56:56,800
Sneezing while driving is really dangerous.

2643
01:56:56,800 --> 01:56:58,000
Yeah.

2644
01:56:58,000 --> 01:56:59,000
Not really.

2645
01:56:59,000 --> 01:57:02,000
Just take off your hand off to accelerate a little bit.

2646
01:57:02,000 --> 01:57:04,200
Just hold onto the fucking steering wheel steady.

2647
01:57:04,200 --> 01:57:06,720
I almost broke a rib while he was doing that.

2648
01:57:06,720 --> 01:57:08,000
It's not as dangerous as he thinks.

2649
01:57:08,000 --> 01:57:10,840
I guess the closing your eyes in the middle of...

2650
01:57:10,840 --> 01:57:13,040
Only for a split second.

2651
01:57:13,040 --> 01:57:14,800
Just prepare before that.

2652
01:57:14,800 --> 01:57:17,600
Think of those people that have multiple sneezes in a row though.

2653
01:57:17,600 --> 01:57:21,400
Or just fucking hit the brakes, honestly.

2654
01:57:21,400 --> 01:57:24,840
Just stopping them.

2655
01:57:24,840 --> 01:57:28,120
Next one is by a shit player.

2656
01:57:28,120 --> 01:57:30,620
This person puts.

2657
01:57:30,620 --> 01:57:33,960
You are one Google search away from changing your life.

2658
01:57:33,960 --> 01:57:36,040
Not really.

2659
01:57:36,040 --> 01:57:38,480
I guess that could be for the worse or the better.

2660
01:57:38,480 --> 01:57:39,480
I guess.

2661
01:57:39,480 --> 01:57:40,480
I don't know.

2662
01:57:40,480 --> 01:57:41,480
Google two girls, one cut.

2663
01:57:41,480 --> 01:57:42,480
There you go.

2664
01:57:42,480 --> 01:57:43,480
Oh, he means like that?

2665
01:57:43,480 --> 01:57:44,480
That changes your life.

2666
01:57:44,480 --> 01:57:45,480
I don't know.

2667
01:57:45,480 --> 01:57:46,480
I've never seen it.

2668
01:57:46,480 --> 01:57:48,480
Luckily, I've never actually seen it.

2669
01:57:48,480 --> 01:57:50,480
I've avoided it all these years.

2670
01:57:50,480 --> 01:57:53,440
And then it just shows up at your door one day.

2671
01:57:53,440 --> 01:57:55,080
Aren't they like both senators now?

2672
01:57:55,080 --> 01:57:56,080
I have no idea.

2673
01:57:56,080 --> 01:57:57,080
I'm just joking around.

2674
01:57:57,080 --> 01:58:01,600
Look, there's that one dude taking it in the ass in Congress.

2675
01:58:01,600 --> 01:58:02,600
Oh yeah, man.

2676
01:58:02,600 --> 01:58:03,600
That man was busy.

2677
01:58:03,600 --> 01:58:06,320
On his only family, wasn't it?

2678
01:58:06,320 --> 01:58:07,320
Yeah.

2679
01:58:07,320 --> 01:58:11,400
He like he wanted to step it up for that one from the school, the classroom.

2680
01:58:11,400 --> 01:58:15,160
He's like, oh, I can beat that.

2681
01:58:15,160 --> 01:58:17,360
Next one is hide the pickle champ.

2682
01:58:17,360 --> 01:58:19,660
I tried to.

2683
01:58:19,660 --> 01:58:24,560
In the walking dead universe, there's a there's a prostitution ring using zombies.

2684
01:58:24,560 --> 01:58:29,960
Oh, fucking gross.

2685
01:58:29,960 --> 01:58:32,360
The shower thought you didn't even know about.

2686
01:58:32,360 --> 01:58:33,360
Oh no.

2687
01:58:33,360 --> 01:58:39,080
Yeah, because like you have to imprint every every facet of life that we have in real life

2688
01:58:39,080 --> 01:58:40,840
into a fictional world.

2689
01:58:40,840 --> 01:58:45,440
And like, wow, the writers themselves don't really say anything, stuff like that.

2690
01:58:45,440 --> 01:58:49,000
If we thought in the lines of real world, they would that would probably be like some

2691
01:58:49,000 --> 01:58:53,480
nasty pornography in the fucking walking dead.

2692
01:58:53,480 --> 01:58:55,280
Yep.

2693
01:58:55,280 --> 01:58:56,960
Gross.

2694
01:58:56,960 --> 01:58:59,800
Next one is by booty clap.

2695
01:58:59,800 --> 01:59:08,640
This person puts Batman villains don't usually have any superpowers either.

2696
01:59:08,640 --> 01:59:10,160
Yeah, we all know that.

2697
01:59:10,160 --> 01:59:11,800
And they give you examples.

2698
01:59:11,800 --> 01:59:16,080
The Joker, Penguin, Two-Face, Mad Hatter, Harley Quinn, Scarecrow, Catwoman, Hugo Strange,

2699
01:59:16,080 --> 01:59:19,320
Black Mask, Riddler, Calendar Man, has powers.

2700
01:59:19,320 --> 01:59:25,280
He has the ability to survive an asshole and be still physically capable and not be a physically

2701
01:59:25,280 --> 01:59:26,280
crippled.

2702
01:59:26,280 --> 01:59:31,200
Then they put, hell, if I was Batman, I would have just broke his neck a long time ago.

2703
01:59:31,200 --> 01:59:32,200
He's still alive.

2704
01:59:32,200 --> 01:59:37,200
He can't move around, but he ain't gonna do nothing now.

2705
01:59:37,200 --> 01:59:40,520
He also put a lot of these folks don't have any powers either.

2706
01:59:40,520 --> 01:59:43,560
They're pretty much just people in costumes just like Batman.

2707
01:59:43,560 --> 01:59:48,000
The only real superpowered ones I can think of are Bane, Poison Ivy, Killer Croc, Mr.

2708
01:59:48,000 --> 01:59:50,520
Freeze and maybe Rosalou.

2709
01:59:50,520 --> 01:59:52,800
Oh yeah, the immortal.

2710
01:59:52,800 --> 01:59:57,480
Plus most of these you could argue are from steroids or scientific experiments gone wrong.

2711
01:59:57,480 --> 01:59:59,200
Or just some horrible genetic deformity.

2712
01:59:59,200 --> 02:00:00,200
Right.

2713
02:00:00,200 --> 02:00:01,800
That makes you look like a crocodile.

2714
02:00:01,800 --> 02:00:04,280
But they're not like actually, they're not born with these powers.

2715
02:00:04,280 --> 02:00:05,280
They're just...

2716
02:00:05,280 --> 02:00:06,280
Killer Croc was.

2717
02:00:06,280 --> 02:00:07,280
Killer Croc, yes.

2718
02:00:07,280 --> 02:00:08,280
That man just kept getting big.

2719
02:00:08,280 --> 02:00:11,880
Well, did you also notice, I never paid that much attention, but he also started getting

2720
02:00:11,880 --> 02:00:14,760
more and more like a croc.

2721
02:00:14,760 --> 02:00:16,520
Like he started looking more and more like one.

2722
02:00:16,520 --> 02:00:18,680
Yeah, in the Arkham series.

2723
02:00:18,680 --> 02:00:19,680
Yeah.

2724
02:00:19,680 --> 02:00:24,760
Apparently, canonically, it's that his disease has just gotten worse.

2725
02:00:24,760 --> 02:00:25,760
Yeah.

2726
02:00:25,760 --> 02:00:27,880
Because he was fucking huge in Arkham Knight.

2727
02:00:27,880 --> 02:00:30,520
He was like 15 feet tall.

2728
02:00:30,520 --> 02:00:31,520
Yeah.

2729
02:00:31,520 --> 02:00:32,520
All right.

2730
02:00:32,520 --> 02:00:33,520
Next one is by Flagstaff.

2731
02:00:33,520 --> 02:00:37,280
Actually, his heart was should have gave out a long time ago.

2732
02:00:37,280 --> 02:00:39,040
The organs don't grow with you.

2733
02:00:39,040 --> 02:00:40,040
Apparently his mind.

2734
02:00:40,040 --> 02:00:41,040
And he's fucking croaks.

2735
02:00:41,040 --> 02:00:47,080
You wouldn't know he's like in a wheelchair with like a fucking tank of oxygen.

2736
02:00:47,080 --> 02:00:52,040
Like, you found me again, Batman.

2737
02:00:52,040 --> 02:00:53,040
Face me.

2738
02:00:53,040 --> 02:00:54,040
And he can't even get up out of the bed.

2739
02:00:54,040 --> 02:00:56,040
That'd be Penguin eventually, though.

2740
02:00:56,040 --> 02:00:57,040
How is he?

2741
02:00:57,040 --> 02:00:58,040
He's chunky.

2742
02:00:58,040 --> 02:00:59,840
Yeah, but he was always, you know, he's like, he's always smoking those.

2743
02:00:59,840 --> 02:01:00,840
He's always cockney.

2744
02:01:00,840 --> 02:01:01,840
They are Batman.

2745
02:01:01,840 --> 02:01:02,840
Fuck.

2746
02:01:02,840 --> 02:01:03,840
Yeah.

2747
02:01:03,840 --> 02:01:04,840
That motherfucker's lived forever.

2748
02:01:04,840 --> 02:01:05,840
Look at Danny DeVito.

2749
02:01:05,840 --> 02:01:06,840
That's true.

2750
02:01:06,840 --> 02:01:07,840
Man, the mortal.

2751
02:01:07,840 --> 02:01:08,840
That is the penguin.

2752
02:01:08,840 --> 02:01:09,840
There you go.

2753
02:01:09,840 --> 02:01:10,840
Literally.

2754
02:01:10,840 --> 02:01:11,840
I love that man.

2755
02:01:11,840 --> 02:01:12,840
All right.

2756
02:01:12,840 --> 02:01:13,840
This person puts.

2757
02:01:13,840 --> 02:01:18,840
Strip clubs are the only businesses allowed to discriminate by sex, age and appearance

2758
02:01:18,840 --> 02:01:19,840
out of everything.

2759
02:01:19,840 --> 02:01:20,840
You come out smelling of ass.

2760
02:01:20,840 --> 02:01:21,840
Ain't no stripper going to fucking.

2761
02:01:21,840 --> 02:01:22,840
Yeah, you nasty mother fucker.

2762
02:01:22,840 --> 02:01:23,840
Well, I take that back.

2763
02:01:23,840 --> 02:01:24,840
If you live in Oklahoma City, Valleybrook, go there.

2764
02:01:24,840 --> 02:01:25,840
And never heard of it.

2765
02:01:25,840 --> 02:01:26,840
All right.

2766
02:01:26,840 --> 02:01:27,840
Next one is by Pee Pee on my doo doo.

2767
02:01:27,840 --> 02:01:28,840
I love that.

2768
02:01:28,840 --> 02:01:29,840
I love that.

2769
02:01:29,840 --> 02:01:30,840
I love that.

2770
02:01:30,840 --> 02:01:31,840
I love that.

2771
02:01:31,840 --> 02:01:32,840
I love that.

2772
02:01:32,840 --> 02:01:33,840
I love that.

2773
02:01:33,840 --> 02:01:34,840
I love that.

2774
02:01:34,840 --> 02:01:35,840
I love that.

2775
02:01:35,840 --> 02:01:36,840
I love that.

2776
02:01:36,840 --> 02:01:37,840
I love that.

2777
02:01:37,840 --> 02:01:38,840
I love that.

2778
02:01:38,840 --> 02:01:39,840
I love that.

2779
02:01:39,840 --> 02:01:40,840
I love that.

2780
02:01:40,840 --> 02:01:41,840
I love that.

2781
02:01:41,840 --> 02:01:42,840
I love that.

2782
02:01:42,840 --> 02:01:43,840
I love that.

2783
02:01:43,840 --> 02:01:44,840
I love that.

2784
02:01:44,840 --> 02:01:45,840
I love that.

2785
02:01:45,840 --> 02:01:46,840
I love that.

2786
02:01:46,840 --> 02:01:47,840
I love that.

2787
02:01:47,840 --> 02:01:48,840
I love that.

2788
02:01:48,840 --> 02:01:49,840
I love that.

2789
02:01:49,840 --> 02:01:50,840
I love that.

2790
02:01:50,840 --> 02:01:51,840
I love that.

2791
02:01:51,840 --> 02:01:52,840
I love that.

2792
02:01:52,840 --> 02:01:53,840
I love that.

2793
02:01:53,840 --> 02:01:54,840
I love that.

2794
02:01:54,840 --> 02:01:55,840
I love that.

2795
02:01:55,840 --> 02:01:56,840
I love that.

2796
02:01:56,840 --> 02:01:57,840
I love that.

2797
02:01:57,840 --> 02:01:58,840
I love that.

2798
02:01:58,840 --> 02:01:59,840
I love that.

2799
02:01:59,840 --> 02:02:00,840
I love that.

2800
02:02:00,840 --> 02:02:01,840
I love that.

2801
02:02:01,840 --> 02:02:02,840
I love that.

2802
02:02:02,840 --> 02:02:03,840
I love that.

2803
02:02:03,840 --> 02:02:04,840
I love that.

2804
02:02:04,840 --> 02:02:05,840
I love that.

2805
02:02:05,840 --> 02:02:06,840
So when they type in my doo doo, I start seeing bad things, because now that I walks

2806
02:02:06,840 --> 02:02:07,840
in the subway, I find myself going againstosphate on the clinical side.

2807
02:02:07,840 --> 02:02:08,840
I stop saying that.

2808
02:02:08,840 --> 02:02:15,840
On the internet, men get unsolicited messages from fake women they wish were real.

2809
02:02:15,840 --> 02:02:19,840
While women get unsolicited messages from real men they wish were fake.

2810
02:02:19,840 --> 02:02:21,840
Yeah, men are freaks.

2811
02:02:21,840 --> 02:02:24,840
Men don't talk to a fucking AI.

2812
02:02:24,840 --> 02:02:25,840
Yeah.

2813
02:02:25,840 --> 02:02:27,840
You do like me?

2814
02:02:27,840 --> 02:02:28,840
Are you sure?

2815
02:02:28,840 --> 02:02:31,840
It doesn't look weird because it's bent sideways.

2816
02:02:31,840 --> 02:02:34,840
It's black and blue and silicon.

2817
02:02:34,840 --> 02:02:38,840
Okay. But that's all I got for Reddit today.

2818
02:02:38,840 --> 02:02:40,840
Anything else to add before we head out tonight?

2819
02:02:40,840 --> 02:02:43,840
Bert and Ernie are a healthy homosexual couple.

2820
02:02:43,840 --> 02:02:45,840
I don't care what anyone tells me.

2821
02:02:45,840 --> 02:02:47,840
Didn't they make that canon?

2822
02:02:47,840 --> 02:02:51,840
I don't know. I've been arguing with my coworker at work for years.

2823
02:02:51,840 --> 02:02:55,840
Like I tell you, Bert and Ernie, all they do is eat each other's ass.

2824
02:02:55,840 --> 02:02:58,840
I probably don't say it very tactfully.

2825
02:02:58,840 --> 02:03:01,840
It's like, we know what they do.

2826
02:03:01,840 --> 02:03:05,840
Oh, hey, Bert. Let's go on the show, Bert.

2827
02:03:05,840 --> 02:03:07,840
Okay, Ernie.

2828
02:03:07,840 --> 02:03:10,840
I always forget their names. I don't know who's who.

2829
02:03:10,840 --> 02:03:15,840
I was calling them Bernie.

2830
02:03:15,840 --> 02:03:16,840
Just call them Bernie.

2831
02:03:16,840 --> 02:03:18,840
Yeah, basically Bert and Ernie together.

2832
02:03:18,840 --> 02:03:19,840
Bernie.

2833
02:03:19,840 --> 02:03:21,840
Or what's the other way?

2834
02:03:21,840 --> 02:03:23,840
Ert?

2835
02:03:23,840 --> 02:03:24,840
That doesn't make sense.

2836
02:03:24,840 --> 02:03:25,840
Exactly.

2837
02:03:25,840 --> 02:03:27,840
It doesn't hit the same way as Bernie.

2838
02:03:27,840 --> 02:03:39,840
I wish I had the money, then I can get a wedding album made of Bert and Ernie's wedding with all the other Sesame Street characters and give it to my friend for her birthday.

2839
02:03:39,840 --> 02:03:41,840
That's me if I had money.

2840
02:03:41,840 --> 02:03:42,840
It wouldn't be some ridiculous.

2841
02:03:42,840 --> 02:03:44,840
I got a yacht and like 15 Lamborghinis.

2842
02:03:44,840 --> 02:03:50,840
I'd make a fucking fake photo album of Bert and Ernie's wedding just to make my friend mad.

2843
02:03:50,840 --> 02:03:56,840
And then I would put in the audience during the reception, I'd put it into SpongeBob because she can't stand SpongeBob.

2844
02:03:56,840 --> 02:03:58,840
As a guest?

2845
02:03:58,840 --> 02:03:59,840
Yeah.

2846
02:03:59,840 --> 02:04:02,840
He's like, ah, ah, ah.

2847
02:04:02,840 --> 02:04:10,840
That or I'd give her a $10,000 gift card with SpongeBob SquarePants on the gift card pic, a little photo.

2848
02:04:10,840 --> 02:04:11,840
I'd be like, yeah.

2849
02:04:11,840 --> 02:04:13,840
It's like you want to use it, don't you?

2850
02:04:13,840 --> 02:04:15,840
You do want to use it, don't you?

2851
02:04:15,840 --> 02:04:17,840
You can't get rid of it now.

2852
02:04:17,840 --> 02:04:20,840
There's 10 grand on there.

2853
02:04:20,840 --> 02:04:24,840
So every time she swipes it, she's got SpongeBob's face.

2854
02:04:24,840 --> 02:04:30,840
Maybe I can make a little fucking audio thing where every time she swipes, I can't do the SpongeBob thing.

2855
02:04:30,840 --> 02:04:34,840
But you know what I mean.

2856
02:04:34,840 --> 02:04:35,840
Just diabolical.

2857
02:04:35,840 --> 02:04:42,840
Yeah. You know that thing about like the dark night, like some men just want to watch the world burn.

2858
02:04:42,840 --> 02:04:48,840
That's me.

2859
02:04:48,840 --> 02:04:49,840
Well, we'll see you later.

2860
02:04:49,840 --> 02:04:51,840
We will see you guys on the next one.

2861
02:04:51,840 --> 02:05:01,840
I'm going to eat some ass.