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Hello and welcome back to the podcast.

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I'm Michael.

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I'm Noe.

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We are the Knights of Entertainment, a podcast covering your favorite and unknown movies,

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games, comic books, anime, and more.

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Weekly, we appreciate you being here and hope you enjoy the show.

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This week we do not have cozy nights.

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We'll be a little bit shorter this week.

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Yes, but we will.

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It'll be back next week.

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I know you guys love it.

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It's the greatest show in, you know, 18 million viewers.

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So what do we have in Urban Dictionary today?

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More randomness.

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Oh, God.

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That's a, that always scares me whenever you say randomness.

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If it's random for me, it's going to be even more for you people.

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This one's just fun.

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It's called Shakes.

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It's a lib party that involves drinking and or drugs.

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It's called, I guess because they start shaking.

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I don't know.

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They start having like seizures.

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This one, I guess, pertains to me called Brown Bag.

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It's a guy that has a good personality, a sense of humor, et cetera, but doesn't cut

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it in the appearance department.

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Therefore he is doable if you are drunk or he wears a paper bag over his header balls.

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It's a couple of Brown Bag specials out there.

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The woman told me like if she was like Scarlett Johansson, freaking Margaret Robbie, right?

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The only way I'll hook up with you is you put a brown bag, like how many?

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I'll pull it out of my pocket.

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What?

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I'll pull it out of my pocket.

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I got it ready, girl.

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Get you that bronze Brown Bag special just.

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Basically, yeah, like I would not be offended at all.

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If she's like, I need you to put this blindfold on because I don't want to look at you and

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I want you to look at me.

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Problem.

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I guess that wouldn't work because I have to see her.

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But if she said like, you got to put in this get mask and put that close to your mouth

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because I don't want you making noise, but you can still see it.

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Like, okay, you got it.

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You're basically saying you're down bad for anything.

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Yeah, like if the woman's like, all you got to do is put on this fucking like plastic bag

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over your face.

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Like, no problem.

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If I pass that, just keep riding.

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Men are whores is what I'm telling you, ladies.

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We are not offended at all.

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If you say, if the six foot nine woman says like, I don't like short guys, but I need

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one for my bucket list.

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I'm like, I'm right here, ma'am.

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Hello.

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Be like, Mrs. Delphi.

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Hello.

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Hello.

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Men can shrug off anything.

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Any offense.

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In general, it goes.

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It's just what we do.

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Especially when like they're not like we're not like the caliber of like Ryan Gosling,

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you know, or like just like the super like the epitome of like guys, right?

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Like a six, nine rugged mountain man.

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Just a short, fat Hispanic man in the city.

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I can't I can't go out.

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It's too cold.

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It's 50 degrees outside.

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Next one's called the Amarillo sunrise.

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This maneuver is performed in the morning after a sexual encounter when one partner

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would like the other to leave and never to return while he or she is asleep.

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The other stands up and urinates upon his or her head.

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I guess I do have standards.

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I don't like urine or bodily fluids of that nature.

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If a girl started to piss and I'm like, I will see you later, ma'am.

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Good day, ma'am.

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I'll be like, huh?

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I'm leaving.

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I rip off the gift mask.

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Everything else is fine.

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But that my ass is like like red from the slamming.

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My dick in a vice.

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But she put one you wouldn't one drop of urine.

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I'm done.

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I'm done, ma'am.

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Remove this dildo from my asshole.

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I've read you draw the line.

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Everything else is part of it.

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Not even the same for it ready.

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I'm like, what's the safer piss?

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Next up is jack off, buddy.

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Oh, God.

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Yeah.

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So a friend you watch porn with and jerk off in the same room while watching porn can be

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can be between two perfectly straight males.

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No, it can't.

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And activity more commonly shared in the male's teen years with the friends.

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No, I hate.

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I think this guy's trying to justify.

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What he and his buddies used to do.

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Well, I guess super straight, bro.

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It's not gay at all.

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Marlon.

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It's a little bit of a fetish.

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This one's called sex band.

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A band you wear around your wrist.

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If someone else breaks it, they must have sex with you.

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So you go.

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They can't give that to them, dude.

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You're pregnant.

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I wouldn't.

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That shit would be broken.

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What I do with it?

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I'd like to wrap it around my dick.

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Break this.

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Break the seal.

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Break the seal and release the demon.

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Next one is as holier.

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The condition when someone has become a true asshole.

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Oh, yeah, that exists for a lot of people.

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Yeah, I guess so.

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There's a lot of people that suffer that somebody just born with the condition.

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Yeah, it's true.

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But I'm not going to view people.

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It's just like, I don't know, like not to have a level of introspection in your brain,

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to say like, maybe I shouldn't say this stuff to this person.

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Someone like, they like to think they're like, sort of like nihilistic, like, oh, you know,

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I don't care what people think.

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And they just say it was the meanest shit ever.

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Yeah.

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That's because you're just an asshole.

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Not because you're so much above everyone else.

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It'd be different.

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But then these same people get offended.

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Immediately.

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Like, oh, you say that about me because you're a fucking douchebag.

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No, it's different if you say, you know what, I don't have to be like, I don't mind what

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I say, but I'm still not going to go out of my way to try to offend somebody.

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I'm that way.

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Some people are just assholes.

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I'm a natural born one.

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Hey.

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It's fine.

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What could you do?

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Next one is dick palming.

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The process of drawing a penis on the palm of your hand and then tricking someone into

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looking at it.

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Very middle school.

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How do you trick them?

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Like, here, look at this.

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Look.

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That's a cock.

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Next one is called intense fuckery, having anal sex intensely or having hardcore sex.

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Sex so hard that you got to ration your dick or your dildo will start melting.

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Usually cause what?

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Usually cause the space and time to erupt.

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Oh my God.

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Good Lord.

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And this one is called a big green dildo.

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This one is odd to me because I see if it's odd to you, it makes me concerned.

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So it says a massive candle filled with Gains.

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It's literally an unstoppable force that smashes resistance and raises the floor.

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It's a candle.

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It's filled with Gains.

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I don't know if it's a fucking laundry detergent or what the fuck they're talking about.

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I'm confused as fuck.

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Yeah.

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It says it must be a massive fucking candle somewhere that smells like Gain laundry detergent.

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That they keep using this dildo?

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That no, it says it's literally an unstoppable force that smashes resistance and raises the

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floor.

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I don't fucking know what it's for.

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They just light the candle.

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Huh.

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It's not even a sexual item.

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It's a fucking candle.

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It'll melt your asshole.

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Won't it?

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Confusing one.

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Next one is pretendinitis.

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It made up injury to get out of doing something.

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I've seen that a lot.

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Pretendinitis.

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I have definitely seen that.

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It is truly epidemic.

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Yes.

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I will give you a huge example without giving details of where I work.

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I have a coworker.

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Was at a place that does, what are they, like contacts probably or something like that.

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It's called Eyecare or something, right?

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Eyeplace.

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It's not retail so you don't go into the place to see these people.

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It's kind of like a little bit of a warehouse type thing, right?

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So he goes in there.

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It's summertime.

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So if he pretends that he's having heat exhaustion.

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Oh, I think you told me that story, yeah.

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He falls out on the couch that they have on the inside of there.

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He calls his mama, calls my brother, which is the supervisor.

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He comes out.

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His mama's on the phone.

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He needs a wet towel.

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Just get him a wet towel and some gravy.

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And he's like, where the fuck am I going to get water from for this?

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That's pretendinitis.

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Pretendinitis.

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Don't want overboard to act like you're hurt so you ain't got to finish your job for the

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day.

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Well, guess he was real hot that day.

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It was hot every other day.

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I don't let the dude live it down for months.

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I hope they're crying like flying out on the damn bed, the damn couch and stuff.

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And they just all laid up, had these people in this business worried.

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I wouldn't be worried because I thought he was hurt.

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I'm like, if he dies, he dies.

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He dies.

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It's his time.

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I would just call an ambulance.

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Like come get him.

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Well, you don't want that.

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He wanted to call his mama.

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Hey man, if you're sick, you get an ambulance.

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I don't care what you want.

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And to put things into perspective, this dude is at least six foot or two.

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Six foot two.

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Six foot two, 200 and something pounds.

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200 and something, like over the like ideal body weight.

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Damn.

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Chunky, not muscular.

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I wouldn't say like if you're six two and you're like 200 something, it's not bad.

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290.

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It's a big boy.

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He looks like he's pregnant.

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Okay.

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That's a real big boy.

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That's my story.

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Pretendinitis.

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Pretendinitis.

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It exists in every workforce, every workforce.

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And that I do now.

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Or you get to, I've seen somebody act like they smashed their foot.

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It's like, oh, I can't walk.

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It's like bullshit.

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I hit the fucking floor.

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I didn't hit you.

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Worked at a car parts place a long time ago.

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There was a rotor that fell off a shelf.

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He smacked the floor in front of him.

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Oh, no, don't even fucking play that.

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I already knew what you did.

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He's like, no, no, I thought it hit me.

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I thought it hit me.

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Why were you screaming?

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Pretendinitis.

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You know, I saw a video the other day.

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It wasn't pretendinitis.

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These two guys were fighting and the other guy had him in top position and the guy on

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the ground bit his dick.

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That's not pretendinitis.

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He was fucking screaming.

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Oh, at first it like, I guess his brain couldn't register.

265
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Right.

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But then he really started screaming.

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I would too.

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I don't know.

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I'd probably be cussing him out.

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You snuck the fuck out of him.

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Exactly what I'm saying.

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You nasty motherfucker.

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Get off my dick.

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That's right.

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I tried to stand up and drop back down hard as fuck.

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I cracked his skull on the concrete.

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After that, it's dead or alive rules.

278
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Exactly.

279
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You went too far with that one.

280
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You got one of my balls in your mouth.

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You're not going to be alive after that.

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I like how the guy that was another guy that was filming right, he had his camera to one

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side.

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All right.

285
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He stopped biting his dick.

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He was just like patting the guy on the ground.

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The guy's like, ah, ah, ah.

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I was like, man.

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Well, that's it for Urban Dictionary.

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That's everything you got for Urban Dictionary and I.

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That's the ten for the week.

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Cool.

293
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All right.

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Then we will go into our breakdown then for the week.

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Today we have a comic book series.

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Yay.

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A little bit different for this week.

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This is one from 1991.

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It's called War of the Gods.

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Preacher.

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Preacher.

302
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Garth Anis.

303
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What?

304
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The movie.

305
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The TV show Preacher.

306
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Oh, yeah.

307
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Based off of the comic.

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I don't know why I just yelled that out.

309
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You heard the word God.

310
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You had to speak.

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Yeah, Preacher.

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All right.

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War of the Gods was a four issue limited series published in September to December of 1991.

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September, October, November, December.

315
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Yeah, they did it.

316
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Don't you hate when it's inconsistent?

317
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Yeah, I do.

318
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It's like January 1st and then it was like July 7th.

319
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Like, what the fuck?

320
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Why do you guys take so long for this issue, too?

321
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I know, generally.

322
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The series was written by Wonder Woman series writer and artist.

323
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I mean, by Wonder Woman, I'm like, whoa.

324
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George Perez, who also provided the layouts.

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Finished art and embellishments were provided by Cynthia Martin and Russell Braun.

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Each issue in the series was 48 pages in length and included centerfold bonus pinups illustrated

327
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by Chris Sprouse and George Perez.

328
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How long do you take to finish a comic book?

329
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Generally takes less than a month.

330
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If it's a team or if it's just by yourself?

331
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Yeah, it's a team.

332
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If it's by yourself or really short staff?

333
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What's that series that's out?

334
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Damn it.

335
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It's a series by an independent dude that he he went on to kickstarter or whatever that

336
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is to get it started.

337
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What's that about?

338
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Damn it.

339
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Hang on a second.

340
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It's freaking you out, huh?

341
00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:33,320
Yes, because I want to remember what it is.

342
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All right.

343
00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:36,640
Rip-a-verse is what I was thinking of.

344
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Rip-a-verse.

345
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Yeah.

346
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He funded it all himself.

347
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Jack the Ripper of the universe.

348
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He's a superhero.

349
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All right.

350
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So continuing now, the storyline crossed over into most of the mainstream titles published

351
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at the time and culminated in the the unofficial epilogue in Wonder Woman number 62, which

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also signifies signified Perez's departure from the series.

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Although the title featured many heroes that populate the greater DC universe, War of the

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Gods focused heavily on Wonder Woman and many of the supporting characters from her title,

355
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specifically the Gods of Olympus.

356
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You know what's missing from the new movies?

357
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What's that?

358
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Is they're, aside from having their own individual movie, is a nice core of supporting cast.

359
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Their supporting characters also makes their mythos more believable.

360
00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:24,840
Yeah, and they don't have that a lot.

361
00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:28,760
They started really stripping it the further they got down.

362
00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:30,040
Marvel did that too, really bad.

363
00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:32,720
Like they, toward the end they did, yeah.

364
00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:34,280
Like it was just like big name heroes.

365
00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:35,960
Like Ant-Man, right?

366
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The first two movies, he had a nice set of recurring, like, supporting cast.

367
00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:42,680
The Hispanic guy, which was hilarious.

368
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He was fucking hilarious.

369
00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:44,680
Yeah.

370
00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:46,440
That one other guy, what was his name?

371
00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:48,200
T.I. or something?

372
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The rapper or the singer?

373
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:50,200
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

374
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Yeah.

375
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,200
You had that Russian guy.

376
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:53,520
If it looked like Duck, it talked like Duck.

377
00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:54,920
I can assure you it's Duck.

378
00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:55,920
Yeah.

379
00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:58,440
And like then they just tried, in quantum verse, he was, didn't know them were there.

380
00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,040
It was just him and then Wasp.

381
00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:03,120
Wasp, I mean, you had, you know, the, Hank Pym.

382
00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:05,640
Yeah, and then her mom.

383
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And the daughter.

384
00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:07,920
Like it focused more on...

385
00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:08,920
DistortiSly.

386
00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:09,920
Yeah.

387
00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:14,440
But I'm like, you know, you need to keep, and like Thor had, you know, Natalie Portman

388
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was a supporting character, but then they made her a hero.

389
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,800
They had Kat Dennings as a character.

390
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:20,600
You had the, Hunter Selvick.

391
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:21,600
Yeah.

392
00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:24,560
And I'm like, you got to keep your core, you know, so they can...

393
00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:26,680
You didn't see any of the Asgardians.

394
00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:29,600
No, like not Hela or, what was her name?

395
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:30,600
Like a Sif?

396
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:31,600
Yeah, you didn't have Sif.

397
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:35,880
The Heroes 3 got killed in the freaking, what was it, Ragnarok?

398
00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:36,880
Yeah.

399
00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:37,880
I'm like, why?

400
00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:42,080
It went too fast to, like way too quickly though they did.

401
00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:45,520
Like you have to keep a supporting cast for your single characters.

402
00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:46,520
Yeah.

403
00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:47,520
Well, they got rid of all the big ones.

404
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:50,320
They got rid of, what's her name?

405
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:51,320
Freya.

406
00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:52,320
They got rid of her.

407
00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:53,320
They got rid of Odin.

408
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,840
Like they did it all too quickly.

409
00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:56,840
Yeah.

410
00:15:56,840 --> 00:16:00,720
Because Odin was around in the comic books for a god-awful long time.

411
00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:01,720
Like...

412
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:02,720
Some will say too long.

413
00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:03,720
Like, I got it, Dad.

414
00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:04,720
I know what I'm doing.

415
00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:05,720
Thor.

416
00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:06,720
I know what I'm doing.

417
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:07,720
God of War.

418
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:08,720
God of Thunder.

419
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:09,720
And you see here, Slam the Door.

420
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:10,720
Fuck, man.

421
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:11,720
Damn.

422
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,760
Like in the first movie when Odin banishes into Earth.

423
00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:14,760
Yeah.

424
00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:16,760
That was like, like master class acting.

425
00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:17,760
Yeah.

426
00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:18,760
It really was.

427
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:21,080
They just moved it along too quickly though.

428
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:22,880
They really did though with Spider-Man too.

429
00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:24,880
They got rid of all his supporting characters.

430
00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:26,760
People are like, he needs fucking J. Jonah Jameson.

431
00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:27,760
Yeah.

432
00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:29,760
He needs Mary Jane, Gwen Stacy, his aunt.

433
00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:30,760
Yeah.

434
00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:32,880
You know, like Harry Osborn is not a bad guy.

435
00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:33,880
Right.

436
00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:34,880
And they're like, whatever.

437
00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:35,880
We got three Spider-Man.

438
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:38,880
It's completely just got rid of everything else.

439
00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:39,880
Doctor Strange, same thing.

440
00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:40,880
I don't know.

441
00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:42,520
I don't even know if he even had.

442
00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:44,120
Like other than Wong.

443
00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:47,360
Wong, the ancient one was around for a little while.

444
00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:50,880
And it wasn't like he just got the abilities and then the ancient one's just gone.

445
00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:52,880
I guess that was true.

446
00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:53,880
You know what I mean?

447
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:54,880
It just sucks now.

448
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:55,880
Yeah.

449
00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:58,880
I think, I think everyone just burnt down the superhero movies.

450
00:16:58,880 --> 00:16:59,880
Yeah.

451
00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:01,880
Whenever they're all CGI and nobody cares too much.

452
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:02,880
Well, yeah.

453
00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:03,880
They got the crop.

454
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:06,880
The only good one was Guardians of the Galaxy 3.

455
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:07,880
Yeah.

456
00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:08,880
People were fucking weeping.

457
00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:14,880
Yeah, but I guess because they already had like the main characters was a supporting

458
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:15,880
cast also.

459
00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:16,880
Yeah.

460
00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:19,880
What had more emotional investment.

461
00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:20,880
Yeah.

462
00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:21,880
Sure.

463
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:23,880
But more so than any like Thor, Love and Thunder.

464
00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:26,880
That was one of the most boring shits I have ever seen.

465
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:27,880
Oh, come on.

466
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:28,880
What about that thick Natalie Portman?

467
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:29,880
No.

468
00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:30,880
She was thick.

469
00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:31,880
CGI thick.

470
00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:32,880
It gave me all the thickness.

471
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:33,880
But you don't like CGI?

472
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:34,880
I don't like CGI, but that's true.

473
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:37,880
But I want to see her thick.

474
00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:39,880
But she wasn't thick because of being thick.

475
00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:42,880
I want to see her crack a walnut with her thigh.

476
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:43,880
And now watch her.

477
00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:45,880
You've seen what she really looked like.

478
00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:47,880
She really looked like the cancer patient.

479
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:48,880
She was that skinny?

480
00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:49,880
Yeah, she was skinny.

481
00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:51,880
I guess she's always been really petite.

482
00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:52,880
Yeah.

483
00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:53,880
Especially in Black Swan.

484
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:54,880
Yeah.

485
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:56,880
She was like rail fed on my damn girl.

486
00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,880
Eat a sandwich.

487
00:17:58,880 --> 00:17:59,880
All right.

488
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:04,880
So the plot involved Wonder Woman's most notorious adversary, Cersei, and her ambitious goal

489
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:07,880
to satisfy the vengeance of the goddess Hecate.

490
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:08,880
Cersei?

491
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:09,880
Mm-hmm.

492
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:10,880
Does that mean Ares?

493
00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:11,880
No.

494
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:14,880
Her most notorious.

495
00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:15,880
Ares?

496
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:16,880
Not that most powerful.

497
00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:18,880
Like I thought like her big one was Ares.

498
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:21,880
No, Cersei was always the big in the comic books.

499
00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:22,880
Really?

500
00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:23,880
Yeah.

501
00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:24,880
I never knew.

502
00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:25,880
Cersei was the crazy witch bitch that...

503
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:26,880
That or the cheetah chick?

504
00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:27,880
No.

505
00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:29,880
I think Cersei was one of her first villains.

506
00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:31,880
Like big, big villains.

507
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,880
One could say she popped her chair.

508
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:34,880
Yeah.

509
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:35,880
No.

510
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:36,880
It's possible.

511
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:39,880
Remember, Wonder Woman used to always be tied up.

512
00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:41,880
Yeah, that man loved him some BDSM.

513
00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:43,880
The original writer?

514
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:44,880
Yeah.

515
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:45,880
Man.

516
00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:49,880
She did it to satisfy the vengeance of the goddess Hecate by destroying and ultimately

517
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,880
remaking all of reality.

518
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:52,880
She did it for the views.

519
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:53,880
Yes.

520
00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:54,880
She did it for the gram.

521
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:57,880
Before the gram existed.

522
00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:59,880
She created the gram.

523
00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:00,880
Pretty much.

524
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:02,880
That's what gives her her power.

525
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:07,880
Cersei's motivations were predicated by an ancient prophecy that foretold that Hecate

526
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:11,880
would repossess her soul upon the death and birth of witch.

527
00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:12,880
Who's witch?

528
00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:13,880
Of the witch.

529
00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:14,880
Oh, of the witch?

530
00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:15,880
Of the witch.

531
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:16,880
Yeah.

532
00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:19,880
So we're going to start with the story here.

533
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:24,880
To appease the vengeful desires of her matron goddess Hecate, Cersei set out to destroy

534
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:27,880
the earth and the goddess Gaia.

535
00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:33,880
Cersei enlisted the aid of the Amazons of Bana Megadal who longed to take Thymiscara

536
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:34,880
as their own.

537
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:41,880
As well as Dr. Conrad Kaslak, who stole several mystical artifacts for her.

538
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:46,880
Cersei also had the cooperation of Aerys, the scheming daughter of Aerys.

539
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:48,880
Basically to back her up.

540
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:49,880
Okay.

541
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:53,880
Cersei used the artifacts to wave the Hellfire Web which blanketed the entire world.

542
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:57,880
At the same time waking the gods of several pantheons.

543
00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:00,880
So apparently they weren't like active within the world.

544
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:05,880
Through the artifacts she was able to spur the gods to make war against one another.

545
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:10,880
The spell was powerful enough to even affect the new gods and new Genesis and Apocalypse.

546
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:11,880
Oh damn.

547
00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:13,880
Like, it was a very powerful ability there.

548
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,880
I bet you'd talk to them like I don't feel anything different.

549
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:18,880
They would have done it anyway.

550
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:23,880
On New Olympus, the Roman gods took arms against their Greek counterparts in a bid to reclaim

551
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:24,880
their lost legacy.

552
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:29,880
Through the Romans, who sought to use the sons of Vulcan as their champion, he had refused

553
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,880
realizing something was not right.

554
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:36,880
Instead they used Captain Marvel in battle against the champion of the Greeks, Wonder Woman.

555
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:38,880
I mean, Chazam I guess.

556
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:39,880
Captain Marvel.

557
00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:40,880
He was still called that.

558
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:41,880
Right.

559
00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:43,880
With the whole god damn dispute.

560
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:44,880
Yeah.

561
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:49,880
The two champions fought before both were cast from New Olympus, each ending in different

562
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:50,880
locations.

563
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:54,880
Through all of this, New Olympus pierced the veil between the worlds and appeared in the

564
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,880
skies above Earth.

565
00:20:56,880 --> 00:21:00,880
This caused widespread geological disasters across the globe, forcing Earth's heroes to

566
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:01,880
band together.

567
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:06,880
Cersei intensified the strength of the Hellfire Web, placing a strangle hold on Gaia herself.

568
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:11,880
To combat the heroes of Earth, she sent forth the Beastomorphs that attacked several American

569
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:14,880
cities, including Chicago, Boston, and Gotham City.

570
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:15,880
Peacemorphs?

571
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:16,880
Beastomorphs.

572
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:17,880
Like for like the-

573
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:18,880
Not the Animorphs.

574
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:20,880
Okay, I was like, little kids can turn into-

575
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:21,880
No, Beastomorphs.

576
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:23,880
It's like a half human, half animal.

577
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:24,880
Like a-

578
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:25,880
Like a-

579
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:26,880
Like a-

580
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:27,880
Like a-

581
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:28,880
Minotaur.

582
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:29,880
Kinda, yeah.

583
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:30,880
Okay.

584
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:33,880
And since, remember, in ancient Greek mythology, Cersei was the one that turned men into pigs?

585
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:34,880
Hmph.

586
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:35,880
Like in the mythos.

587
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:36,880
What she looked like.

588
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:37,880
She hot?

589
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:38,880
She could turn me into whatever.

590
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:39,880
You would probably think so.

591
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:40,880
She could turn me into a wheel of cheese.

592
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:41,880
What?

593
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:42,880
Just eat you?

594
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:43,880
Is she gonna-

595
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:52,080
In the Tower of Fate in Salem, Dr. Fate gathered several powerful mystics, as well as Geo Force

596
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:54,080
and Animal Man.

597
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,080
Two older characters.

598
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:56,080
Alright, randomest.

599
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:57,080
I need you too.

600
00:21:57,080 --> 00:22:01,880
Remember, Animal Man can sense, like through the, what is it, the Animal Life Force or

601
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:02,880
something?

602
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:03,880
Yeah.

603
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:04,880
I need Mossy Mentos.

604
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:05,880
Yeah.

605
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:09,200
In an effort to create counter spells to reverse the effects of Cersei's magic.

606
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:12,880
Cersei had expected this and planned on cultivating the energy from the spells the group was now

607
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:16,880
casting, but her plan backfired and her spells were undone.

608
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:21,080
Tracking one of the artifacts, Wonder Woman discovered that Banna Migdal Temple and fought

609
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:27,280
their leader, Shemtar, who was revealed in defeat to be her mother Hippolyta, under a

610
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:28,280
spell.

611
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:29,280
Hm.

612
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:32,300
With her mother rendered unconscious in the battle, Wonder Woman took her to Thymuscyra

613
00:22:32,300 --> 00:22:33,640
to heal.

614
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:38,520
Dragging from her fortress by the Suicide Squad, because the Suicide Squad existed during

615
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:39,520
this time.

616
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:40,520
Hey, all the way back in 91?

617
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:41,520
Yeah.

618
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:42,520
Sheesh.

619
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:45,960
Cersei headed to Thymuscyra and drew Wonder Woman out to the same beach where she had been

620
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:47,480
formed by Hippolyta years ago.

621
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,440
By the way, what do you think of the game coming out?

622
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:50,440
Of Suicide Squad?

623
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:51,440
Yeah.

624
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:52,440
Haven't even seen it.

625
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:53,440
Well.

626
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:54,440
I don't want to see it.

627
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:55,440
You're in for a surprise.

628
00:22:55,440 --> 00:23:01,440
The IGN reviewer said that the flash was too fast.

629
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:11,280
I think the IGN was also the one that the author or whatever couldn't finish the fucking

630
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:13,240
game because it was Cuphead.

631
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:14,240
They said Cuphead was too hard.

632
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:15,240
Because they couldn't jump over the pillar?

633
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:16,240
Yeah.

634
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:17,240
I think it was IGN.

635
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:21,280
Do they not hire actual gamers?

636
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:22,720
It's Gaming Magazine, Zane.

637
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:25,320
I mean, pay me and I'll play the game for you.

638
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:26,320
They won't.

639
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:27,320
I got to be Cuphead.

640
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:28,320
I've been Cuphead twice.

641
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:31,880
I don't know how many people don't read any of these things anymore just for the playing

642
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:33,400
like game reviews anyway.

643
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:35,040
Like articles, they are where they are.

644
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:38,920
But like game reviews, people don't even pay attention to anymore because they don't hire

645
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:42,640
real gamers to do the fucking the articles.

646
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:47,080
Just pay a couple of streamers and like they'll review the game for you.

647
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:52,160
Hell Ninja could probably like if you gave him an FPS game, Ninja can review it there.

648
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:55,360
It's just like the comment, the flash is too fast.

649
00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:56,360
Boo hoo.

650
00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:58,000
I'm like, yeah, he's supposed to be fast.

651
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,000
I'm like, yeah, he's supposed to be fast.

652
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,000
I'm like, yeah, he's supposed to be fast.

653
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:08,000
Like I said, after seeing that with Cuphead and every magazine play Dark Souls, they won't

654
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,280
even look at they're also the ones that IGN specifically.

655
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:12,480
I remember they wrote an article.

656
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:18,460
Don't remember who it was, but they said that games like Dark Souls because who reminded

657
00:24:18,460 --> 00:24:22,960
me of that game souls like Dark Souls and Cuphead need to be made and have an easy level.

658
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:25,080
Oh, Cuphead does have an easy level.

659
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:26,080
I know it's so hard.

660
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:27,080
It's still too hard.

661
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:28,080
It's called GG.

662
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:29,080
Get good.

663
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:31,400
You know what the eagle of a dark soul is?

664
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:32,400
The first run.

665
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:33,400
Yeah.

666
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:34,840
New game plus is a goddamn gauntlet.

667
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:35,840
Yeah.

668
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:38,680
And then new claim new game plus times seven.

669
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:39,680
It's impossible.

670
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:43,720
I mean, I don't get it.

671
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:45,640
I don't even ask questions anymore.

672
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,960
That's why I don't read any of the reviews anymore.

673
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:48,960
I always ask questions.

674
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:55,840
I see for me reviews now, if you guys ever want really good reviews, go to a place like

675
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:57,440
what do you call it?

676
00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,320
Come to nights of entertainment.

677
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:00,320
Nights of entertainment.

678
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:03,360
Or if you're looking on your own, look at steam reviews.

679
00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:05,280
Steam reviews are because it's like users.

680
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:07,960
So they're like brutally honest.

681
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:08,960
It's brutally honest.

682
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:13,720
And it also shows how many fucking hours they have played of this game to leave the review.

683
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:14,720
Okay.

684
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:17,880
So that way, at least it's like somebody that's bitching about the game and hasn't even bought

685
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:18,880
the game.

686
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:21,720
I wouldn't go by that review.

687
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:22,720
You know what I mean?

688
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:26,000
Like somebody that spent a good 10 hours on one game.

689
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,000
It's like, you know what?

690
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,000
This shit sucks.

691
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:31,720
Like you at least know for 10 hours, he thought like 800 hours.

692
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:32,720
Like I don't like this game at all.

693
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:33,720
Like 800 hours.

694
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:34,720
And you still quit playing.

695
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:35,720
You thought it was going to get better.

696
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:36,720
I bring you up to the first one.

697
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:41,720
But you know what I mean?

698
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:44,000
Like at least look at something that you can at least trust reviews.

699
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,000
Right.

700
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:48,560
At least steam for the most part also doesn't have paid to review stuff.

701
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:50,600
So it's like just people playing the games.

702
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:54,760
Like I don't know how I get tired of all these gaming magazines at this point though, because

703
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:57,200
they will I so much and they can't even get past the first level.

704
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,720
Can't get past the tutorial.

705
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:01,320
That was the 100% tutorial.

706
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:04,440
All you had to do was hold the button down a little bit harder.

707
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:05,440
Yeah.

708
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:06,440
He couldn't jump.

709
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:07,440
Yeah.

710
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:08,440
Weird.

711
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:11,280
All right.

712
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:16,080
To avoid and Kareem Hickad's curse, Cersei reduced Wonder Woman to clay rather than kill

713
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:21,200
her and convinced that she had finally defeated her left for new Olympus to create recreate

714
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:26,680
the entire universe for decade through Diana's physical, though Diana's physical body was

715
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:31,880
destroyed for eternal spirit remained guided by the Phantom Stranger, the specter and dead

716
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:32,880
man.

717
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:36,120
Her spirit languished inside Gaia's womb.

718
00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:40,440
Superman meanwhile led the charge against new Olympus itself, where the confused Greek

719
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:44,480
and Roman pantheons were still committed to destroying each other.

720
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:50,040
Ares, having been told of Cersei's manipulations by his daughter's Harmonia, who had paid with

721
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:54,840
her life to get the information to him, appeared with the other pantheons war gods and declared

722
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,560
the war at an end.

723
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:57,560
Okay.

724
00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:58,560
It was done.

725
00:26:58,560 --> 00:26:59,560
You're all done.

726
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:00,560
Yeah.

727
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:04,400
But you got Ares got Mars and the other ones to declare the war was over with.

728
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:09,000
Undeterred, Cersei called on Hecate to bring forth several dead heroes from the realm of

729
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:12,420
Hades and sent them against the heroes.

730
00:27:12,420 --> 00:27:18,400
As the battle against the undead heroes raged, the son of Vulcan and Lobo, following a plan

731
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:24,060
devised by the wizard Shazam, and not the not the character Shazam, but the actual wizard

732
00:27:24,060 --> 00:27:29,800
Shazam, were together to free Troia, who had been held prisoner on Olympus since before

733
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:31,680
the Bill War had begun.

734
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,160
So what do you call it?

735
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:35,160
Wonder Girl.

736
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,160
Okay.

737
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:37,160
Troia.

738
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:39,760
Oh yeah, the chick with like the black and like the stars.

739
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:40,760
Yeah.

740
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:41,760
Yeah.

741
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:45,960
Cersei was transported back to the tomb of Cronus, where she found both Troia and the

742
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:47,820
resurrected Wonder Woman.

743
00:27:47,820 --> 00:27:50,560
They fought upon the body of Cronus while on Thaemiscara.

744
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:56,560
The phantom stranger collected representatives of the various pantheons that Cersei had deceived.

745
00:27:56,560 --> 00:28:02,720
Using Troia as a conduit, those pantheons appealed to Cronus to strip Cersei of Hecate's

746
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:08,560
power and as Hecate herself attempted to destroy Wonder Woman, Cronus took her life also.

747
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:09,560
Damn.

748
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:10,560
Call blood.

749
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:11,560
Yeah.

750
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:16,440
The greed gods left to join Cronus and the other titans of myth, leaving new Olympus

751
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:18,040
to the Roman gods.

752
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:21,960
The Amazons of Thaemiscara mourn their fallen comrades and celebrated the return of Wonder

753
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:27,360
Woman as new Olympus left the skies of earth and life returned back to normal.

754
00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:28,360
Nice.

755
00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:34,480
So this entire story took place within the War of the Gods number one took place also

756
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:39,960
in Wonder Woman volume two number 58 Superman the man of steel number three Hawk World volume

757
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:48,280
two number 15 Starman number 38 Legion 31 Hawk and Dove volume three number 28 Captain Adam

758
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:56,300
volume two number 56 Dr. Fate volume two number 32 The Flash volume two number 55 Wonder Woman

759
00:28:56,300 --> 00:29:03,880
volume two number 59 Dr. Fate volume two number 33 War of the Gods number two took place in

760
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:11,640
Justice League Europe number 31 Batman number 470 Hawk World volume two number 16 Animal

761
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:19,180
Man number 40 Captain Adam volume 257 Wonder Woman volume two number 60 So continuing on

762
00:29:19,180 --> 00:29:26,160
basically from the first one Suicide Squad number 58 War of the Gods three took place

763
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:33,840
and the Demon volume three number 17 New Titans number 81 Wonder Woman volume two number 61

764
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,160
and then War of the Gods number four its own.

765
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:37,160
Okay.

766
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:38,160
So took place in a few.

767
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:42,120
You know the crazy thing about like people like hear the number right?

768
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:45,320
Oh issue number 25 well that's not that many.

769
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:46,320
Right.

770
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:51,120
They don't think about like these are like two years worth of issues like if you have

771
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:53,240
a 30 issue run.

772
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:54,240
Yeah.

773
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:55,880
That's like more than three years.

774
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:56,880
Yeah.

775
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:58,680
Or like around there.

776
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:00,280
So when you get up to Batman number.

777
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:04,080
That's been going on like god dang 1934.

778
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:07,040
Yeah Batman number 470.

779
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:08,040
Yeah.

780
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:10,840
So it's like it doesn't seem like 80s doesn't seem like a lot.

781
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:11,840
Right.

782
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:15,800
But when it's once a month once a month for 12 years or 12 months for like all these years.

783
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:16,800
Yeah.

784
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:19,320
That's why that's why people like they get mad like there's always like the renumbering

785
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:21,000
like oh they're going back to issue one.

786
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,000
Yeah.

787
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,000
Because you know.

788
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,720
Well what I hate too is that there's these whole sets right here.

789
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:31,000
Like you have volumes sections right different like where they kind of restarted different

790
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:34,320
series but it's still high numbers within the series.

791
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:36,320
But you had Batman like 470 at this point.

792
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:38,160
This is 1991.

793
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:43,320
As soon as you come around to the late 90s early 2000s and then whenever they start doing

794
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:48,520
like final crisis and all that kind of stuff mostly in like the 2010s ish they started

795
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:53,080
having so many revamps of number ones number ones number ones because they always knew

796
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:57,940
that people that collect comics and everything they always want that first issue of it.

797
00:30:57,940 --> 00:31:01,520
So then they try to take advantage of it by always making a new number one every couple

798
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:02,520
of years.

799
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:06,120
And like the local famous new 52.

800
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:07,120
It's stupid.

801
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:13,460
I at least in my opinion I liked whenever they had like 470 because it means that okay

802
00:31:13,460 --> 00:31:18,560
if this happened in 470 or at least part of this big war of the gods series or mini arc

803
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:26,520
basically if there's 470 Batman issues before this it means I can go back and read canonical

804
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:32,000
or canonically through 470 Batman issues and they're gonna all have something to do with

805
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,960
each other.

806
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,260
You can't do that now.

807
00:31:35,260 --> 00:31:38,720
You go back and it's like okay if like if I was trying to explain you understand but

808
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:42,800
if I was trying to go back and explain somebody that's just gotten into comic books and they

809
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:46,720
just started reading a new Superman series right.

810
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:50,800
You go into it and it's like okay I thought Batman did this you know like just because

811
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:52,680
over things that you hear over time.

812
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:53,680
Yeah.

813
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:57,480
And like memes and stuff like that but in the news this new series that's like you know

814
00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:00,340
four issues in none of that ever happened.

815
00:32:00,340 --> 00:32:04,440
So they are revamped like the whole history is the craziest part.

816
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:09,840
Yeah and trying to go back and explain to somebody new to comic books okay well if you

817
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:14,080
read this set and then there was the revamp here and then there was this crisis before

818
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:17,640
that then you go back to this and then read that those two series.

819
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:18,640
Oh is that like.

820
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:19,640
Then you go back.

821
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:23,360
Is that that one meme where it's like someone asked how to read comics like you gotta read

822
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:28,000
this issue like read Superman and you gotta read this issue that issue forget that issue

823
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,960
and I'm like how do I read Manga like just start at chapter one.

824
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:35,960
Yeah yes yes and that is something that irritated me because like I said even though this series

825
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:41,440
took place this little mini series it doesn't have any canonical value at all now.

826
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:42,440
Ouch.

827
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:43,440
This means nothing.

828
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:46,000
You know which one surprised me was Animal Man issue 40.

829
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,000
Yeah.

830
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,000
That's like that's three and a half years.

831
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,000
Yeah.

832
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,000
Okay.

833
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,000
But it made it.

834
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:54,640
That's what I'm saying even if it was a series that didn't last for very like even for example

835
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,640
um Hawkworld.

836
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:58,560
Hawkworld volume two.

837
00:32:58,560 --> 00:32:59,560
Number 16.

838
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:00,560
Wow volume two already.

839
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:02,480
It's a year and four months.

840
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,760
Yeah but like they even if they did.

841
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:09,160
That's like my dream like if I remember a comic book series if for Marvel or DC right

842
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:13,040
I'm like I need a contextual guarantee that I can make it to 100.

843
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:14,040
Issue 100.

844
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:18,320
It'll be 10 years from now but yeah it's in my contract.

845
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:19,320
Yes.

846
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:20,320
Because I just want to I want to hit 100.

847
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:24,320
Well it just irritates me though because a lot of the new series are not like this.

848
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:26,480
They will immediately recycle to a number one.

849
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:29,960
Well on top of that too like my example with the volumes right.

850
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:33,920
Okay they consider it as a volume with number whatever because they restarted the number

851
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:35,760
one issue on it.

852
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:37,840
But it still ties into volume one.

853
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:39,160
It was just like a few years ago.

854
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:41,840
Like the internal uh counting yeah.

855
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:45,320
Like they restarted the the counting of the books but like for different volumes.

856
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:48,880
I think like they did for a while they were doing like where it would be number one it

857
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:50,840
would be the new issue for this volume.

858
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:54,280
And then like in brackets it'd be like actually issue 809.

859
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:55,280
Right right.

860
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:56,280
They did that for a while.

861
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:57,280
They quit doing that.

862
00:33:57,280 --> 00:34:01,080
And it irritates me because like I said you get it like that is why I think personally

863
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:06,000
people do pay attention more to manga now and not western comic books anymore.

864
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,720
Because when you restarted every couple of fucking years.

865
00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:09,720
Yeah.

866
00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:13,680
Like it's hard to explain to somebody how to read the comic books.

867
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:17,000
Or if you really like something and like it only lasts for like like six issues you're

868
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,000
like man fuck.

869
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:22,680
Or if it lasts for six issues or even in the new ones like you followed from the newest

870
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:27,440
step of the newest edition of one and you followed it for whatever it went to like six

871
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:29,240
seven issues.

872
00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:31,440
And that's like you know what I want to go back I want to read some of the old Batman

873
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:32,640
comics.

874
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:35,680
Has no connection to the new ship.

875
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:40,480
Not unless you're not unless you're willing to do it to divest a hell of a lot of time

876
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:44,120
and research into okay how did it get to this point.

877
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:49,440
Because you can go all the way back to 19 what 39 or 1940 when Batman first came out.

878
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:51,660
You can follow it all the way through.

879
00:34:51,660 --> 00:34:54,120
Like there's a few things of resets here and there.

880
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:58,080
But generally it was pretty easy to follow all the way through the 90s.

881
00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:02,320
Then you get into the late 2010s like when the new 52 and stuff like that started coming

882
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:05,360
out and it just lost everybody.

883
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:10,520
Or even people that I know followed comic books it's like I give up I don't get it no

884
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:11,520
matter what.

885
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:14,240
What if that is what happened when finally broke the camel's back.

886
00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:15,240
I think so.

887
00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:18,680
I mean like because then they didn't know if it's in the freaking marvel like Marvel

888
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:19,680
now.

889
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:20,680
Yes.

890
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:22,320
Like Marvel read something like what is Marvel now what.

891
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,920
And having an offshoot like the Ultimates.

892
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:26,440
Like the Ultimates universe for Marvel.

893
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:30,160
At least that was like so like you guys can keep up with that at first.

894
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:31,160
At first.

895
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:32,160
At first.

896
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:33,160
And then it got wild.

897
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:34,160
Yes.

898
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:35,480
It was like Spider-Man 2099.

899
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:37,000
Oh yeah.

900
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,600
But it was an offshoot.

901
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:46,140
Like you weren't meant to have to read everything else beforehand to understand the 2099 set.

902
00:35:46,140 --> 00:35:48,020
Like you could read it on its own.

903
00:35:48,020 --> 00:35:54,200
But a lot of like any of these big things that happened in DC even in Marvel obviously

904
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:57,320
but I'm using DC as an example since we just talked about this.

905
00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:04,760
But all the things that happened in War of the Gods had effects on like the death of

906
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:08,400
Superman like they all had something to do with each other.

907
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:13,600
And then after that it's like well this big huge final crisis took out everything and

908
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:14,600
now it's just reset.

909
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:18,040
Just so that way new readers don't have to follow everything from behind.

910
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:20,080
They can just read from here on.

911
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:22,800
But then they fuck it up again by redoing it two years later.

912
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:26,720
Like you know now that you mention that you know what Netflix did.

913
00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:27,720
So.

914
00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:28,720
So okay.

915
00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:34,280
I would have basically said that after the Wano Saga which was that big fucking long

916
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:42,280
like years upon years of stories for to liberate Wano and beat Kaido.

917
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:49,040
The next one was going to be called the Egghead arc or Egghead Island arc.

918
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,280
He said like all right now I'm going to really get to start writing One Piece.

919
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:54,980
I'm like what do you mean now you're going to start writing the real One Piece.

920
00:36:54,980 --> 00:37:03,400
So they now simulcast the new episodes of One Piece on Netflix with Crunchyroll.

921
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:06,320
So you don't need Crunchyroll to follow the new episodes of One Piece because they're

922
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:08,520
now on Netflix.

923
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:15,320
Except in the original content ends at this one called the Marrenfold incident.

924
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:20,400
And it's supposed to be a time skip from that episode to the next episode a two year time

925
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:21,620
skip.

926
00:37:21,620 --> 00:37:27,160
New people that are just finishing Marrenfold and are now getting to Egghead Island are

927
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:29,200
like yo what the fuck happened.

928
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:34,160
Like they're completely there's like they're missing like 500 episodes.

929
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:38,480
But like because they thought oh so that I see what you mean like you're missing something.

930
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:39,480
Yeah.

931
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:44,120
Like Netflix is missing like 460 episodes.

932
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:47,720
And like if you just jump if you if you like because you watched the live action right.

933
00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:48,720
Right.

934
00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:52,960
Like let me watch the new episodes of One Piece or let me catch up to the old season

935
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,360
and they catch up to the new episodes.

936
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:56,360
They're so far behind.

937
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:58,520
It's just fucking fighting me.

938
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:02,720
They kind of did that same thing with Crunchyroll.

939
00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:07,080
Since there remember Blue Exorcist that we talked about a long time ago.

940
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:09,640
They obviously have seasons one two and three.

941
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:10,640
Right.

942
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:15,860
So it threw a lot of people off because season two takes place within season one technically.

943
00:38:15,860 --> 00:38:16,860
The Kyoto arc.

944
00:38:16,860 --> 00:38:17,860
It does.

945
00:38:17,860 --> 00:38:22,320
It takes place in the like before the last few episodes like episode 13 14 I think or

946
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:23,320
16.

947
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:28,720
I can't remember but it's like in the second half of season one within a couple of episodes

948
00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:32,920
between them is where season two technically takes place.

949
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:35,240
So people that are watching like a concurrent thing.

950
00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:36,240
Yes.

951
00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:39,220
So whenever people were watching when you finish season one because season one finished

952
00:38:39,220 --> 00:38:44,880
all the way through then they were yet released the Kyoto arc for Blue Exorcist.

953
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:48,480
But a lot of people were trying to figure out okay that doesn't make sense because how

954
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:54,200
the hell do they not know about what happened in season one and season two.

955
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:55,600
Like things that happened in season one.

956
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:58,640
It's like how the fuck are we dealing with like shouldn't they already have that ability

957
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:02,560
and how and obviously season three just released.

958
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:06,240
But because it's a continuation of literal at the end of season one.

959
00:39:06,240 --> 00:39:08,080
Season three is like the prequel to season one and two.

960
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:09,760
I'm like what the fuck is going on.

961
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:10,760
No.

962
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:16,520
No season three is like the literal beginning of where season one ends.

963
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:19,160
Oh so season two is not even season two.

964
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:24,200
That's like season one and then season one point five basically.

965
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:28,680
Kind of or season season one a and season one B.

966
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:29,680
Not even that.

967
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:34,600
Because you'd have to take like within season one you'd have to take off the last like three

968
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:40,640
or four episodes insert season two put those last three episodes at the end of season two

969
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:42,240
and then continue on to season three.

970
00:39:42,240 --> 00:39:43,640
What the fuck did they do that for.

971
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:44,640
I don't know.

972
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:48,240
You know what I don't believe the manga was written that way.

973
00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:49,240
Weird.

974
00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:51,400
You know what else hurts me is fucking case closed.

975
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:52,680
The detective Conan thing.

976
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:53,680
Yeah.

977
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:58,320
It's like episode 179 and then crunchy roll then it jumps like 741.

978
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:00,640
Where the fuck are the rest of the episodes.

979
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:02,920
They still haven't fucking brought them on there.

980
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:09,560
But in general though manga and anime I believe even with these like random things it's still

981
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:15,560
better than trying to explain somebody to somebody about the comic book sets.

982
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:20,760
Just goes to show you like these little these big like world building series and stuff.

983
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:21,760
Yeah.

984
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:23,360
They have a really bad limitation.

985
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:27,600
Well at least with manga if it's missing a set it's just missing a set.

986
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:31,480
Like you can at least reinsert that same set and it makes sense.

987
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:32,480
Yeah.

988
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:33,480
This shit.

989
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:35,960
It's just it's like DC and Marvel are too fucking big.

990
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:36,960
There's too much history.

991
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:38,680
There's a lot of history.

992
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,200
It's just like impossible now.

993
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:41,200
Yeah.

994
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:42,200
Yeah at this point.

995
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:43,320
Like I got to live in the real world.

996
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,280
I can't live in this world too.

997
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:46,280
Yeah.

998
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:49,920
That's why I said like that's why I tried to pull up a couple of the older ones from

999
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:52,400
like the 90s because we've done zero hour.

1000
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:55,880
We've done the day of vengeance.

1001
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:57,000
My favorite.

1002
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,400
And that was in the early 2000s or at least I believe in the rail.

1003
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:01,400
Williamson wasn't it?

1004
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:04,080
It was before the new 52 basically.

1005
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:06,600
So that's all I remember is before the new 52.

1006
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:10,040
But we had that and then this right here the War of the Gods.

1007
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:11,040
I don't know.

1008
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:15,440
They just for me there may have been multiverse things before this and a little bit after

1009
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:20,760
this but nowhere near to the complexity that we have now.

1010
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:24,360
Like I can at least give you hey this took place within these comics.

1011
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:25,440
Okay.

1012
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:26,440
Easy to follow.

1013
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:32,120
Now it's like well you need the history like try to follow the specter.

1014
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:34,320
Oh my god.

1015
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:36,320
Like that convoluted huh?

1016
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:38,720
Because they took away his powers now.

1017
00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:44,560
Like now he's back to like 1940s level of power like what the fuck happened here?

1018
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:48,880
Like at one point he was fighting and like basically hand wrestling the anti-monitor

1019
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:51,600
at the beginning of creation.

1020
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:52,680
And now we don't have that.

1021
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:53,680
Like he's way de-powered.

1022
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:54,680
Huh.

1023
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:58,680
And he had always been extremely powerful.

1024
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:03,400
And now like you know how they retconned Superman from blowing away solar systems.

1025
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:08,240
Like the specter was never retconned to that level of like low of abilities.

1026
00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:09,240
And now he is.

1027
00:42:09,240 --> 00:42:10,240
Well.

1028
00:42:10,240 --> 00:42:11,240
It's like what happened here?

1029
00:42:11,240 --> 00:42:12,920
They got a plan who knows.

1030
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:16,960
Yeah because Superman was like I remember like he was so powerful he was just like moving

1031
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:17,960
planets.

1032
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:18,960
Yeah.

1033
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:19,960
They had to take that off a little bit.

1034
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:20,960
Like hold on.

1035
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:22,880
Pulling planets with chains.

1036
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:26,720
Yeah he was spinning so fast he could turn time back.

1037
00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:27,720
Yeah.

1038
00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:28,720
Yeah.

1039
00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:32,160
But that is all I've got on a recap for today and I'll try to find another good set.

1040
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:33,480
That shit hurts my head.

1041
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:36,120
Did you at least follow that though?

1042
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:37,120
That so far yeah.

1043
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:38,920
It's not the rest of the convolution.

1044
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:39,920
Yeah.

1045
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:43,080
You see it gives you a migraine just thinking about it.

1046
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:49,040
I want to have to read every issue of Marvel to figure out Marvel.

1047
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:50,040
Yeah.

1048
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:55,360
You know they have a guy in their offices like some guy like deep in the bowels of their

1049
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:59,440
offices like with like just like just notebooks and journals everywhere.

1050
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:05,720
That knows every bit of like a story for their like their series or for their universe.

1051
00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:06,720
Yeah.

1052
00:43:06,720 --> 00:43:07,720
But the guy that knows everything.

1053
00:43:07,720 --> 00:43:12,040
So that actually happened in issue 117 in 1972.

1054
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:14,680
So that was issue 80 in 1993.

1055
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:15,680
Spider-Man.

1056
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:17,680
He just knows everything.

1057
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:20,080
They just have that one guy.

1058
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:21,640
Well like I can follow most of it.

1059
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:26,640
Don't get me wrong I have followed like for characters that I like I can follow but I

1060
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:30,280
don't know like if you wanted to get into a new character just fuck it.

1061
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:32,040
You might as well just pick an indie series.

1062
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:36,840
Yeah indie like I said that isom series that's from the Riververse.

1063
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:42,600
Like that started off and he's already said that his there they follow a Bible for their

1064
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:47,720
universe like it's not going no they're sticking to the story Bible and that's it.

1065
00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:48,720
That's smart to do.

1066
00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:52,120
And he said there will never be multiverses ever.

1067
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:54,760
He said somebody dies they die.

1068
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:56,680
Let's just wait us.

1069
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:57,680
We're not doing a multiverse.

1070
00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:00,560
Hey we brought this person in from another multiverse.

1071
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:04,160
It's stupid as shit you've ever seen.

1072
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:08,400
But anything else dad before we head on to the next.

1073
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,320
Am I reading Hellboy instead.

1074
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:14,160
Although that itself has gotten a little bit convoluted as well.

1075
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:16,880
Not as bad though I don't think.

1076
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:18,920
I mean you can you can collect all of Hellboy.

1077
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:19,920
Right.

1078
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:22,600
But you can't collect all of Marvel and DC.

1079
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:24,520
No I don't know if you could to be honest.

1080
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:28,200
I don't know how hard it would be to find every book.

1081
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:32,040
For DC yes for Marvel I think I've actually heard somebody.

1082
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:33,040
Oh really.

1083
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:40,160
Yeah some guy some some comic book company some store had every issue of like Marvel

1084
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:45,240
from like the inception of like the original Fantastic Four until like 2009 or something.

1085
00:44:45,240 --> 00:44:46,240
Oh really.

1086
00:44:46,240 --> 00:44:51,000
Like they had the whole like for a book buy of one hundred thousand dollars.

1087
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,000
So like there you go.

1088
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,880
Yeah but so they include the oldest.

1089
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:57,160
I think it's supposed to say everything like it was like the most complete set.

1090
00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:58,160
Oh really.

1091
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:01,440
So they would have to be like like off stage something like not like the pristine pristine

1092
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:02,440
you know what I mean.

1093
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:03,440
Right.

1094
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:04,440
But just enough to passable.

1095
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:05,440
Yeah that'd be kind of cool.

1096
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:06,440
I don't know it's a lot.

1097
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:09,440
I don't know if I'd ever read them all.

1098
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:10,440
That's a lot.

1099
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:12,840
I think it said like thirty thousand issues.

1100
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:14,440
Yeah so I'm like I don't know.

1101
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:15,440
That's a lot.

1102
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:16,440
I can't read all that.

1103
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:19,440
You'll just die while you read me.

1104
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:22,240
And some of the stories just suck to begin with.

1105
00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:25,360
I got to watch porn at some time.

1106
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:27,240
I need to I need to devote myself.

1107
00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:28,240
I need the vat.

1108
00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:29,240
I need the fab.

1109
00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:32,560
I need a fat like the wind.

1110
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:33,560
All right.

1111
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:35,200
Let's go ahead and get into some red at them.

1112
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:36,200
All right.

1113
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,240
We have some more retail hell for you today.

1114
00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:39,520
OK.

1115
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:45,760
So the first one is by just a skate rat.

1116
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:47,760
Internet went down this morning in that event.

1117
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:52,160
We have to do cash only because the debit machines obviously will not function correctly.

1118
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:57,840
Our store put three bright highlighter yellow signs in the front of the store before you

1119
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:02,680
walk in one on the first shelf whenever first shelf whenever you walk in and then directly

1120
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:06,440
taped onto the debit machine covering the screens and buttons.

1121
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:10,720
Man walks in for a while ignores our associates greeting him and browses for a bit.

1122
00:46:10,720 --> 00:46:11,720
Grabbing four items.

1123
00:46:11,720 --> 00:46:14,320
I tell him it's total of ninety one forty one please.

1124
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,400
What the fuck did he get four items.

1125
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:19,120
What the fuck story is this.

1126
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:21,880
Four items for ninety one ninety four forty one.

1127
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:22,880
Wait a minute man.

1128
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:24,600
That's a real story right there.

1129
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:26,240
None of the cash only shit.

1130
00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:29,440
What the fuck did he buy.

1131
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:31,040
Does that not fucking also surprise you.

1132
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:32,600
That's a lot of fucking money.

1133
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:36,200
Well whenever I first read it I thought it said nine dollars and forty one cents.

1134
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:37,200
Ninety what though.

1135
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:40,600
Ninety four forty one.

1136
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:44,560
He looks down at the debit machine covered by bright yellow paper saying cash only sorry

1137
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:47,720
lifts the piece of paper and begins to smack his bar gives his crank.

1138
00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:50,440
We got a dumb one today.

1139
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:54,880
I tell him dude the Internet is down we can't do card right now.

1140
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:55,880
That's me.

1141
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:57,160
Why is this.

1142
00:46:57,160 --> 00:47:00,080
Tell me why this MF rolls his eyes at me.

1143
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:03,880
Huffs in a breath and says that's fucking stupid.

1144
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:05,160
Stu how is that stupid.

1145
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:08,520
You should really tell people that because I don't have any cash on me.

1146
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:10,040
And then he leaves.

1147
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:11,720
I am going insane.

1148
00:47:11,720 --> 00:47:15,440
That is that that's just such an ignorant human being.

1149
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:19,720
You if you see signs everywhere that saying like beware of deer.

1150
00:47:19,720 --> 00:47:21,440
And then you get a deer hits your fucking car.

1151
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:25,680
But what the fuck is this shit.

1152
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:29,760
Next one is by odd girl five seven one nine.

1153
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:30,760
Oh girl.

1154
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:31,760
Oh girl.

1155
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:33,560
That's it of all.

1156
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:36,560
This person puts I a thirty three year old female.

1157
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:37,960
I don't know what the what this is.

1158
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:40,320
It has to do with anything but sure.

1159
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:42,520
Hopefully it's legal.

1160
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:43,800
It's not that it will retail hell.

1161
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:44,800
So hopefully it's legal.

1162
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:47,800
It's not today I fucked up.

1163
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:48,800
Today I fucked up.

1164
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:50,520
I had a customer.

1165
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:53,960
I had this annoying ass lady pitch.

1166
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:54,960
It's a whole fit.

1167
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:56,560
I'll pitch a whole fit today.

1168
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:57,560
I feel like pissed.

1169
00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:03,040
I was going to say pitch a pitch like a bitch asshole or something.

1170
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:06,200
This old dirty fuck your bitch.

1171
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:07,960
I love that's why it started that way.

1172
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:12,760
I had this annoying ass lady pitch a whole fit today simply because whenever I asked

1173
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:16,500
her if she was a part of our stores reward program.

1174
00:48:16,500 --> 00:48:22,960
And if she was and if she was if I could put her number in or give me the barcode to scan

1175
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:27,040
if she wasn't a part of it and she could hit skip.

1176
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:32,160
She looks at me says no I'm not but give me your phone number so I can use your discount.

1177
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:33,160
No ma'am.

1178
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:38,720
I'm not giving you my I accidentally left out loud and told her no.

1179
00:48:38,720 --> 00:48:40,520
She goes what do you mean no.

1180
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:43,520
Your job is to help the customer.

1181
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:50,560
I did I did but me allowing you to use my number isn't a part of my job description.

1182
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:53,160
Told her she can gladly sign up because it's free.

1183
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:55,680
She got pissed for some reason and wanted to speak to my manager.

1184
00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:59,800
I let the lady tell my manager what the issue was.

1185
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:02,840
He cut her off and he was just like no a thousand times no.

1186
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:06,600
I walked away.

1187
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:10,680
She shut up paid for her items said some rude shit and left.

1188
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:12,640
I wish you would have said what the root show was.

1189
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:14,200
I wish you didn't say it.

1190
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:18,200
You're a cut and she walks out.

1191
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:21,240
Next one is by TBM Christopher.

1192
00:49:21,240 --> 00:49:23,160
This person pits.

1193
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:27,020
It's not charming whenever an older customer tells me they don't do computers after I say

1194
00:49:27,020 --> 00:49:30,160
a product is only available by online order.

1195
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:32,600
Figure it out or badger your grandkids into doing it for you.

1196
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:35,360
I have zero control of what we stock in the store.

1197
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:39,960
I promise they make it very easy to spend your money online.

1198
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:42,680
Pretty much like an old man.

1199
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:45,000
The best I can do is Amazon.

1200
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,720
After that I can't do nothing.

1201
00:49:47,720 --> 00:49:51,360
Now I will say there are some websites that have itty bitty little things on them to pull

1202
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:52,360
down like drop boxes.

1203
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:53,360
It is annoying.

1204
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:56,200
It's very annoying.

1205
00:49:56,200 --> 00:50:00,360
It depends on how bad they want to defraud you of money.

1206
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:03,640
If they're janky or not.

1207
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:05,520
Ready next person.

1208
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:09,640
The next one is by I am the punch.

1209
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:13,440
I'm sure we've all been told this excuse by corporate.

1210
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:16,000
We need to treat all customers with respect.

1211
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:20,280
And if they're in a bad mood, we still need to treat them respectfully regardless of how

1212
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:23,220
short they're being with us.

1213
00:50:23,220 --> 00:50:24,980
But why isn't this a thing?

1214
00:50:24,980 --> 00:50:27,960
Because the opposite of this saying is also true.

1215
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:31,600
They have no clue what an employee is going through on a given day.

1216
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:33,940
Yet they're still choosing to make yours worse.

1217
00:50:33,940 --> 00:50:35,920
It's such a toxic mindset to have.

1218
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:36,920
No kidding man.

1219
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:39,960
How come we learn a lot of things like shit?

1220
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:43,440
But if we say one fucking word, I'm going to call it corporate.

1221
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:44,440
Always.

1222
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:47,480
Like you're the one being an asshole.

1223
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:50,080
Next one is by Baron Von Kieser.

1224
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:51,080
Nice.

1225
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:52,480
The person posts.

1226
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:57,280
Those were the exact words a fully grown man had said to me yesterday which was I don't

1227
00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:59,760
have enough to pay.

1228
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:00,760
What was he buying?

1229
00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:03,400
Could it be food, medical supplies, personal care items?

1230
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:04,400
Nope.

1231
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:05,400
Nope.

1232
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:06,400
Condoms?

1233
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:07,400
No.

1234
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:08,400
No.

1235
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:09,400
It's a gift card.

1236
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:10,400
So what the fuck?

1237
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:11,400
That's a what's it called?

1238
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:15,240
That's a not a like a need.

1239
00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:17,040
That's like an extravagance isn't it?

1240
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:18,040
Yeah.

1241
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:20,400
You don't need a fucking $300 Apple card.

1242
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:21,400
No.

1243
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:22,400
He used his debit card.

1244
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:23,400
No shit.

1245
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:26,400
His debit card had $11.23 on it.

1246
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:27,400
Damn.

1247
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:30,400
He tried to buy a $300 Apple gift card.

1248
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:31,400
Wow.

1249
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:34,480
After I told him that he's still old, what he's still old, he just gave me the deer in

1250
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:36,520
the headlights look and then uttered those words.

1251
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:37,720
I said sorry buddy.

1252
00:51:37,720 --> 00:51:40,440
He says I'll be back after I transfer some money.

1253
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:41,440
Sure.

1254
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:42,440
Sure you will.

1255
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:43,440
He had done that before.

1256
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:46,080
And wouldn't you know it, he never came back.

1257
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:47,080
Weird.

1258
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:50,800
How odd.

1259
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:54,320
Next one is by Oni One.

1260
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:56,520
I don't know why they...

1261
00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:57,520
Oni One Kenobi?

1262
00:51:57,520 --> 00:51:58,520
I guess so.

1263
00:51:58,520 --> 00:51:59,520
Oni One?

1264
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:00,520
The O-N-I.

1265
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:03,520
I guess it's probably Obi-Wan.

1266
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:04,520
O-W-N-E-Y.

1267
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:05,520
O-W-N-E-Y.

1268
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:06,520
Oni One?

1269
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:07,520
Hmm.

1270
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:08,520
Dong?

1271
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:17,080
I have seen it happen to my coworkers but never experienced it myself until recently.

1272
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:19,440
I understand my coworkers' reaction now.

1273
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:24,280
I was at the self-service checkout as per usual when something shitty happens.

1274
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:28,020
This man was inevitably trying to scan three products through the machine and failing because

1275
00:52:28,020 --> 00:52:30,680
they don't know what a barcode is.

1276
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:36,080
I showed them how to do it and then went over to another customer in need of assistance.

1277
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:39,920
But as I was walking away the guy scanned something and for some reason thought setting

1278
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:43,080
the product in the bagging area was optional.

1279
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:44,600
So he didn't set it down.

1280
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:48,800
He tried to scan the last item and the machine was playing the please set the item in the

1281
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:51,720
bagging area.

1282
00:52:51,720 --> 00:52:55,940
Customers never actually figure out what the cryptic message means and always call me over

1283
00:52:55,940 --> 00:52:58,800
so I can set their item down in the bagging area for them.

1284
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:02,120
I heard the message play and I was looking around.

1285
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:06,280
He had his hand up at me and snapped his finger repeatedly as I approached him.

1286
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:10,480
It instantly made me incredibly angry and I just said sternly don't ever snap your fingers

1287
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:12,040
at me.

1288
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:15,120
The exact reaction I've seen my coworkers have.

1289
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:16,840
It's honestly so fucking rude.

1290
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:18,400
Yeah it is.

1291
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:22,440
I've had customers cough to get my attention but for some reason him snapping his fingers

1292
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:24,280
was just so enraging.

1293
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:34,160
There is something like just like they're like excuse me I need your attention.

1294
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:37,480
That was a weird thing though by the way the whole like you're putting it in the bagging

1295
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:38,480
area.

1296
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:39,480
Yeah.

1297
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:40,480
They always just freeze up the whole fucking self checkout.

1298
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:41,480
Yeah.

1299
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:43,400
Like if I just want to fucking sit on the floor or something.

1300
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:46,880
But I will give the devils after me the advocate side of this.

1301
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:47,880
Open up regular registers.

1302
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:50,160
Well they don't want to.

1303
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:51,160
Exactly.

1304
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:54,840
They want to make everything streamlined sort of.

1305
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:55,840
Sure.

1306
00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:57,640
Streamlining cost effective.

1307
00:53:57,640 --> 00:53:59,480
Cost effective probably more so.

1308
00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:02,640
But okay like the same thing goes with the Walmart.

1309
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:08,720
You know where people were putting organic produce through the cell scan thing but putting

1310
00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:11,720
it as regular produce.

1311
00:54:11,720 --> 00:54:15,220
You can't get mad at people for doing it whenever you're letting them scan their own shit.

1312
00:54:15,220 --> 00:54:18,040
You can't get mad at me if I'm trying to figure out what kind of apples these are.

1313
00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:19,040
Exactly.

1314
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:21,240
Like these are your fucking subsets of apples.

1315
00:54:21,240 --> 00:54:22,240
Exactly.

1316
00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:23,960
What the fuck is a galactic crisp?

1317
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:24,960
Do you mean honey crisp?

1318
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:26,760
Because that's all this shit shows up on here.

1319
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:28,800
That's all I'm seeing.

1320
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:29,800
I don't see galactic.

1321
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:30,800
I'm dead serious.

1322
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:32,720
I'm like what the fuck is galactic crisp?

1323
00:54:32,720 --> 00:54:34,840
You have to mean honey crisp right?

1324
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:36,840
And the galactic is probably like their fucking brand name.

1325
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:37,840
Maybe.

1326
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:39,120
But I'm like all I see is honey crisp.

1327
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:40,120
That's all I'm fucking paying.

1328
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:41,120
That's what I'm putting in there.

1329
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:42,120
We're good.

1330
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:46,000
But you know what I mean like you can't complain about people fucking up self checkout whenever

1331
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,840
they're not trained to use self checkout.

1332
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:53,560
I once had them fucking show me a recording of me because they said I didn't scan the

1333
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:57,120
eggs and I'm like and then they scanned it right?

1334
00:54:57,120 --> 00:55:00,040
And right underneath what they scanned was the exact same item description.

1335
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:05,200
I'm like you son of a you see it right there you sexy shit.

1336
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:06,200
Because you went eggs were expensive.

1337
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:07,200
Yeah yeah.

1338
00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:08,200
They were like fucking gold.

1339
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:10,800
They said I didn't fucking scan the eggs.

1340
00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:11,800
And then they say oh oh.

1341
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:14,000
And then they took the fucking second one off.

1342
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:15,000
Exactly.

1343
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:17,000
I want to just give me the other ones for free.

1344
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,480
You're so ridiculous.

1345
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:21,160
Next one is by Kiwi Moment.

1346
00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:23,320
This person puts.

1347
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:26,840
Like I'll have people giving me a hundred dollars for a six dollars total.

1348
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:27,840
Motherfuckers.

1349
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:32,760
But when someone needs an eighteen hundred dollar money order they pay in all twenties.

1350
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:37,520
And I'll have to stand there for way too long getting a huge line while I make absolutely

1351
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:38,760
sure all the money is there.

1352
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:41,020
Maybe you gotta check that money.

1353
00:55:41,020 --> 00:55:43,600
Why can't people use hundreds when it matters?

1354
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:47,240
I wouldn't use 20s unless they were trying to hide some fake ones in there.

1355
00:55:47,240 --> 00:55:48,640
Is the only thing I can think of.

1356
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:52,240
Or they got it from an ATM and an ATM only puts out 20s.

1357
00:55:52,240 --> 00:55:53,240
Not true.

1358
00:55:53,240 --> 00:55:55,480
I got five the other day.

1359
00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:57,120
What fucking ATM did you get?

1360
00:55:57,120 --> 00:55:58,120
One at the Walmart.

1361
00:55:58,120 --> 00:55:59,120
Still?

1362
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:00,120
Yeah they gave me fives.

1363
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:01,120
Seriously?

1364
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:02,600
They gave me a hundred dollars with the fives.

1365
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:04,320
I'm like you sons of bitches.

1366
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:07,160
I have never gotten fives out of an ATM.

1367
00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:08,160
Exactly.

1368
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:09,160
I was like what is this?

1369
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:10,160
Ever.

1370
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:12,160
You ever seen a hundred dollars with the fives?

1371
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:13,160
No.

1372
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:14,160
I was like what is this?

1373
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:15,160
It's a stack.

1374
00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:16,160
They're ballin.

1375
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:17,160
No I was not.

1376
00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:18,160
It was fives.

1377
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:21,720
I tried to get the maximum and it said like we can't give you the maximum we're low on

1378
00:56:21,720 --> 00:56:24,440
money so I was like what?

1379
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:25,880
So I just outed a hundred bucks.

1380
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:28,000
So I thought I'd get five fucking 20s.

1381
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,680
I got a fucking hundred dollars with the fives.

1382
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:31,680
I don't know why.

1383
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:33,240
I've never seen that before in my fucking life.

1384
00:56:33,240 --> 00:56:34,480
I've never seen that ever.

1385
00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:37,080
They must have like run out of money and then they just supplemented whatever they could

1386
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:38,080
get from the bank.

1387
00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:39,080
I don't know what the fuck.

1388
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:40,080
That is crazy.

1389
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:41,960
I have never gotten fives out of an ATM.

1390
00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:42,960
I'm glad.

1391
00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:46,280
I'm glad it didn't give me what I actually wanted because that would have been a lot

1392
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:47,280
of fives.

1393
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:51,080
Like $400 worth of fives.

1394
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:53,920
Just five literally.

1395
00:56:53,920 --> 00:57:01,160
Like the time that my cousin, we were at the mall and he was like we were trying to get

1396
00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:06,520
the vending machine and I was like he's like whatever happened right?

1397
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:09,280
I was like why don't you just fucking I'll give you the dollar.

1398
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:10,280
Just get the fucking change back.

1399
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:11,920
He was trying to put a quarter or some shit in.

1400
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:12,920
Yeah.

1401
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:17,600
And he hit the fucking button for like the refund and it gave him like a dollar fifty

1402
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:21,480
in nickels and that shit was shooting out for like a minute.

1403
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:24,160
He's like oh my god.

1404
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:25,160
Oh my god.

1405
00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:26,160
Oh my god.

1406
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:31,000
A fucking handful of nickels.

1407
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:34,600
I think what I think was when we traded like I gave him a dollar back for like I'll give

1408
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:38,760
me the change in there and like I'll give you this dollar and he's just fucking a pile

1409
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:39,760
of nickels in his hand.

1410
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:40,760
Well think about it.

1411
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:42,640
Twenty nickels for a one dollar bill.

1412
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:47,920
And a dollar fifty or a dollar seventy five nowadays and he's just fucking knocking nickels

1413
00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:48,920
out.

1414
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:52,320
I would've been like why don't you just give us the change we gave you from the beginning.

1415
00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:54,280
The actual quarter seventy five.

1416
00:57:54,280 --> 00:57:58,160
No I've never seen an eighteen five's ever.

1417
00:57:58,160 --> 00:57:59,160
I have.

1418
00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:00,160
Now you have.

1419
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:01,160
The weirdest shit I've ever seen.

1420
00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:02,160
You probably won't ever see it again.

1421
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:04,480
It was one of those once in a lifetime moment things.

1422
00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:05,480
Maybe I hope so.

1423
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:08,720
I mean it felt like a bank won't even give you five some time.

1424
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:09,720
No kidding.

1425
00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:12,960
So we either have hundreds or we have pennies which one you want.

1426
00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:15,960
I don't want either.

1427
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:18,200
Maybe the most absurd options.

1428
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:19,200
They really do.

1429
00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:20,840
We give you the hundred or have these half quarters.

1430
00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:24,960
What the fuck do you mean half quarters.

1431
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:28,000
Like a thousand dollars and two dollar bills.

1432
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:33,680
All right next one is by financial grade 4080.

1433
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:35,680
Spurs and Pits.

1434
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:37,480
Long ago the sports department that I worked at.

1435
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:39,960
I'm sorry I didn't know what the star wars episode.

1436
00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:43,480
Long ago in a light sea borough or away.

1437
00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:46,880
Long ago the sports department that I worked at received a bunch of no name pocket knives

1438
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:48,160
from China.

1439
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:53,640
They were small folding knives for with wood and brass handles and plain unlabeled boxes.

1440
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:56,200
We sold them for one dollar.

1441
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:58,840
This drove the bargain hunters nuts.

1442
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:03,860
One day on one hand they did not want to waste even a dollar on a piece of junk.

1443
00:59:03,860 --> 00:59:08,360
On the other hand they could not bear to miss out on the great bargain if this is a quality

1444
00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:09,360
knife.

1445
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:10,360
That is true.

1446
00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:11,760
You got to roll that dice.

1447
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:21,160
People would stare intently at the knife for 10 minutes or more.

1448
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:24,800
On the other hand they could not bear to miss out on a great bargain if it was a quality

1449
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:25,800
knife.

1450
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:28,600
People would stare intently at the knife for 10 minutes or more.

1451
00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:30,240
Open and close it repeatedly.

1452
00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:33,360
Really stress over the decision to spend one dollar.

1453
00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:34,360
I had to waste.

1454
00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:40,160
If I had to waste spend more time selling these knives than I did on expensive wares.

1455
00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:42,400
The customer who makes these knives.

1456
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:44,400
Me people in China.

1457
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:49,280
Customer is like what kind of people in China is a good knife.

1458
00:59:49,280 --> 00:59:50,280
Me it's a dollar.

1459
00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:52,160
Helps make the best.

1460
00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:53,920
Customer what kind of steel is this.

1461
00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:54,920
Me it's one dollar.

1462
00:59:54,920 --> 01:00:01,840
Oh yeah I would have gone off I would have gone off kilter be like it's tang knife from

1463
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:04,040
the mountains of the Himalayas.

1464
01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:11,560
The metals of the metal from Astor.

1465
01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:13,400
We have a picture one for this one.

1466
01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:14,400
A picture.

1467
01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:15,400
They took a picture of.

1468
01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:17,600
Is this some big tennis.

1469
01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:20,160
This is it says today's mail.

1470
01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:21,600
It says a customer.

1471
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:23,660
This is a customer that wrote this.

1472
01:00:23,660 --> 01:00:25,680
Customer service or store manager.

1473
01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:30,660
I am writing to you about ladies Nike sports bra my ex fiance purchased at your store back

1474
01:00:30,660 --> 01:00:32,760
on June of 2022.

1475
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:36,320
I realized you have a strict return policy.

1476
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:40,420
The item was washed once and hair dried as I do all my clothing with the exception of

1477
01:00:40,420 --> 01:00:42,400
jeans and towels.

1478
01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:46,840
As you can see the material at the bottom of the elastic band unraveled.

1479
01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:51,960
This did not catch on my washing machine component or on a piece of equipment at the gym.

1480
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:57,400
I am 46 years old and my athletic wear lasts for decades due to the handling of the garments

1481
01:00:57,400 --> 01:00:59,320
to the fact that I don't work out.

1482
01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:02,760
I consider them an investment.

1483
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:03,760
Impeccable.

1484
01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:07,120
Please let me know if there's anything you can do.

1485
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:11,760
I wore the top to a hot Pilates Inferno class at hop room yoga one.

1486
01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:13,560
Hop Pilates Inferno class.

1487
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:14,560
They're 150 degrees.

1488
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:18,320
All these women farting.

1489
01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:25,320
And that was that was all the wear I had received from this high end designer $40 sports bra.

1490
01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:26,880
Thank you for your consideration.

1491
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:33,320
Yes, I am just now carving out some time to deal with this piece of clothing.

1492
01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:36,800
And they sent him the bra back for a return.

1493
01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:39,480
Well, what did they say?

1494
01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:43,240
This person just puts the thing on their say.

1495
01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:44,240
Are you kidding me?

1496
01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:45,240
Wow.

1497
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:47,840
What was wrong with the bra?

1498
01:01:47,840 --> 01:01:50,960
Apparently the elastic at the bottom started coming off.

1499
01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:51,960
After her pop Pilates.

1500
01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:53,960
Can just cut it a little.

1501
01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:55,480
That's what I would do as a normal.

1502
01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:57,120
Just cut the thing and it looks better.

1503
01:01:57,120 --> 01:01:58,560
But her stuff was supposed to lie.

1504
01:01:58,560 --> 01:02:02,560
And it's got like a white mark on it too from the sweat.

1505
01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:08,360
Oh, oh, that doesn't work.

1506
01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:14,320
Alrighty and last one for today is why yes, I am a nerd.

1507
01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:15,320
It's a backstory.

1508
01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:17,600
And of course, you know, they put their age.

1509
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:19,160
A 92 year old man.

1510
01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:25,000
I a 19 year old male work at a thrift store where there's little to no other cashiers.

1511
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:28,440
So usually it's only one person working on Sundays.

1512
01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:30,260
We aren't open long on Sunday.

1513
01:02:30,260 --> 01:02:32,120
So it's not usually a hard shift.

1514
01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:34,120
About six hours.

1515
01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:36,080
About an hour in, I needed to go to the bathroom.

1516
01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:38,360
So I called for my manager so she could cover for me.

1517
01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:39,360
I think a ship him.

1518
01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:44,360
What does he say to her?

1519
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:46,880
I got to dump this out.

1520
01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:50,720
Usually I worked with a different manager on Sundays and he's a pretty good guy.

1521
01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:53,020
Even though he looks really intimidating.

1522
01:02:53,020 --> 01:02:57,660
But the manager I worked with today, 30s male, had a habit of not being reliable and not

1523
01:02:57,660 --> 01:02:58,660
doing his job.

1524
01:02:58,660 --> 01:03:01,000
EG now putting a time off.

1525
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:04,760
I asked for a month in advance on the calendar and causing problems later on.

1526
01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:06,480
Well, EG, I never, what is EG?

1527
01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:12,080
I know it's supposed to be example, but you know, what's the G?

1528
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:13,080
Ever thought about it?

1529
01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:14,800
Well, cause there's no G in examples.

1530
01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:15,800
Example.

1531
01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:19,360
Yeah, like what the fuck is the G for?

1532
01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:20,920
I guess examples given.

1533
01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:23,440
I think so, I think that is what it is.

1534
01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:24,440
Is it how my brain works?

1535
01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:25,660
I can't let the shit go.

1536
01:03:25,660 --> 01:03:26,660
You finally figured it out.

1537
01:03:26,660 --> 01:03:29,960
I could have just got my mouth shit figured out.

1538
01:03:29,960 --> 01:03:33,160
But me talking it out made me figure it out.

1539
01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:37,960
Also not safe for work jokes that only stopped after threatening to go to HR about it.

1540
01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:40,560
Always taking calls on the sales floor, et cetera.

1541
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:42,800
So any data, et cetera.

1542
01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:46,240
You ever seen the movie Split?

1543
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:48,540
In the title he put it, yes, why I am a nerd.

1544
01:03:48,540 --> 01:03:53,680
So I'm real confused as to what anything has to do with him needing to take a shit.

1545
01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:57,720
So when he came to answer the intercom, whenever I told him I needed to go to the bathroom,

1546
01:03:57,720 --> 01:04:00,080
he made it very clear he was not happy about it.

1547
01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:01,560
I tried to go as fast as I could.

1548
01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:02,840
It took about five minutes.

1549
01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:07,400
And when I came back, he was on another of his phone calls and again told me he didn't

1550
01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:12,080
want to let me go to the bathroom and said I'd need a doctor's note to go or something.

1551
01:04:12,080 --> 01:04:13,080
Fuck that.

1552
01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:14,080
I'll get HR right now.

1553
01:04:14,080 --> 01:04:19,760
I hate this job, but I want to find a better one before I quit.

1554
01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:21,480
I'll be damned if you don't let me go to the bathroom.

1555
01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:24,240
That's like a human rights violation.

1556
01:04:24,240 --> 01:04:32,560
And then the response of the comment, best case scenario that I would love to see happen.

1557
01:04:32,560 --> 01:04:35,960
You hey doc, my boss is in a doctor's note in order to go to the bathroom.

1558
01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:37,200
Can you write me one?

1559
01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:41,720
Doc but you don't have any injury or gastrointestinal issues.

1560
01:04:41,720 --> 01:04:42,720
You I know.

1561
01:04:42,720 --> 01:04:46,360
I meant I needed a doctor's note or else I'm not allowed to use the bathroom at all.

1562
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:48,280
Doctor after a sudden silence.

1563
01:04:48,280 --> 01:04:51,360
I think we have an opening for records clerk position.

1564
01:04:51,360 --> 01:04:55,280
Might you be interested in filling out an application?

1565
01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:56,280
Me yes.

1566
01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:57,280
Like absolutely.

1567
01:04:57,280 --> 01:05:01,440
That was the last one for today though.

1568
01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:03,440
We would love to be a nerd.

1569
01:05:03,440 --> 01:05:04,440
I don't know.

1570
01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:05,440
I'm confused.

1571
01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:11,120
In this episode I have left you confused.

1572
01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:14,760
It's like yeah shit I'm a nerd.

1573
01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:16,760
Everyone thinks I'm shit.

1574
01:05:16,760 --> 01:05:20,320
I think it was because he uses the word EG and then etc.

1575
01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:22,960
Maybe etc etc etc etc.

1576
01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:27,640
I said like that because of the movie Split.

1577
01:05:27,640 --> 01:05:31,280
If you're watching you know exactly what I mean.

1578
01:05:31,280 --> 01:05:33,320
Anything else to add before we head out tonight?

1579
01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:35,800
I gotta take a shit too.

1580
01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:37,200
What are you guys going to do next week?

1581
01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:45,360
I'm going to eat a cheeseburger.

1582
01:05:45,360 --> 01:06:11,600
See ya'