1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:11,560 Hello and welcome back to the podcast. 2 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:12,560 I'm Michael. 3 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:13,560 I'm Noe. 4 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:15,360 And we are the Knights of Entertainment, a podcast covering your favorite and unknown 5 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:17,880 movies, games, comic books, anime, and more weekly. 6 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:20,160 We appreciate you being here and hope you enjoy the show. 7 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:21,160 Let's go ahead and get started. 8 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:23,720 All right, guys, you know, we start to call these nights with a little bit of news, so 9 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:25,920 let's get into it. 10 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:29,880 So I read this today, but it came out on Thursday on Gizmodo. 11 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:31,920 You ever heard of that? 12 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:32,920 Gizmodo? 13 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:35,880 By James Whitbrook. 14 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:43,320 So they were talking about basically that in about 10 years, 10, 11, 12 years, the DC 15 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:46,160 Trinity is going to go into public domain. 16 00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:52,240 So you got Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman going into public domain, respectively 2034, 17 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:55,440 2035, and 2037. 18 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:58,520 So Superman, then Batman, then Wonder Woman. 19 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:02,640 Now unfortunately for Warner Brothers, they can't stop these characters from entering 20 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:03,640 the public domain. 21 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:09,000 You know, if Disney couldn't stop Mickey Mouse, the original Steamboat Willie, Mickey Mouse. 22 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,760 Have you seen some of the stuff that's been coming out? 23 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:11,760 Oh, yes. 24 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:12,760 Oh my gosh. 25 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:17,320 If they couldn't stop it, Disney being Disney, there's no way Warner Brothers can stop it 26 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:18,320 either. 27 00:01:18,320 --> 00:01:22,160 Now, the thing is, it's not exactly the Batman people think it's going to be. 28 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:23,160 No. 29 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:26,200 It's the very first iteration of Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman. 30 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:29,160 We're not talking about Galaxy flying Superman. 31 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:30,160 No. 32 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:32,920 We're talking about a leaps and a single bound. 33 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:39,920 So even with that limitation, people are going to hop on this immediately and they're going 34 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:42,520 to make all sorts of content. 35 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:50,420 And DC is going to have to make sure to protect its trademarks and stuff because they own 36 00:01:50,420 --> 00:01:52,600 the Batman symbol. 37 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:53,600 It's copyrighted. 38 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:54,600 It's trademarked. 39 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:55,600 Trademarked. 40 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:56,600 Yes. 41 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:58,600 The S for Superman, trademarked. 42 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:01,280 Man of Steel, the Caped Crusader. 43 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:02,280 All the nicknames. 44 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:03,280 Yeah. 45 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:06,200 So there's the supporting cast like Robin, Alfred. 46 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:07,200 You are not going to get any of those. 47 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:08,200 Yeah. 48 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:09,200 You're not going to get the Rogues Gallery. 49 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:12,480 What was the original Alfred wasn't even named Alfred. 50 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:13,480 No. 51 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:15,320 They didn't Batman use a gun in the first episode. 52 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:16,320 Yeah. 53 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:17,880 It almost took someone's head off. 54 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:20,240 So you don't get the Joker. 55 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:21,240 You don't get. 56 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:22,240 You do, actually. 57 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:26,320 You get him 2036, a year later. 58 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:27,320 So you get the Joker. 59 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:28,320 You get that Joker. 60 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:29,320 That Joker. 61 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:30,320 Not the Joker. 62 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:31,320 Not the Joker. 63 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:34,160 You get one of his many three faces. 64 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:44,000 So reading the article, this guy was quoted in Variety saying that people are going to 65 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:47,800 hop on this quick because there's a lot of money in these characters. 66 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:53,280 Even if they're not the mainstream iterations we know now. 67 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:57,840 I mean there's going to be like thousands of Batman and Superman comics everywhere. 68 00:02:57,840 --> 00:02:59,120 Wonder Woman. 69 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:00,120 All the porn. 70 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:01,120 I can't imagine. 71 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:02,120 Yeah. 72 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:03,120 That's going to get. 73 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:04,120 I mean not that there's not now. 74 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:05,120 True. 75 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:12,380 Like if it's a parody, then it's already classified as fair use. 76 00:03:12,380 --> 00:03:13,380 But I mean there you go. 77 00:03:13,380 --> 00:03:14,380 That means it's done. 78 00:03:14,380 --> 00:03:15,380 Yeah. 79 00:03:15,380 --> 00:03:17,360 That's going to be something. 80 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:22,200 I mean like if you started writing Batman stories right now with the original iteration, 81 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:25,120 you could be ready in like 10 years and just publish them all. 82 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:27,840 But remember you also don't get the Batmobile. 83 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:31,320 The Batmobile originally was just a car. 84 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:37,440 I mean I guess because it gives writers a chance to really expand on how they see Batman. 85 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:40,280 Like if I had the rights to Batman, right? 86 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:44,800 But I will say people need to be very, very careful about this because DC has also done 87 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:48,920 else worlds and those are trademarked as well and copyrighted. 88 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:49,920 Okay. 89 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:50,920 You know what I'm talking about? 90 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:51,920 Yeah. 91 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:54,440 They've already done variations of every one of these characters. 92 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:58,400 So you have to really pay attention to what you create. 93 00:03:58,400 --> 00:03:59,400 Disney never did. 94 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:03,560 Like with Mickey Mouse, there wasn't really any other alternate versions besides like 95 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:06,200 the magician Mickey Mouse and stuff. 96 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:07,200 Oh yeah. 97 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:08,200 You know what I mean? 98 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:11,640 Or King Mickey Mouse from freaking what's that? 99 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:12,640 Kingdom Hearts. 100 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:13,640 Right. 101 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:19,920 There was never any crazy like alteration or alternate versions of Mickey aside from 102 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:23,400 wearing different clothes or something like things that you would expect anyway. 103 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:28,240 But with DC Wonder Woman, Superman and Batman, there's already been Red Sun. 104 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:31,080 There's already been the caveman Batman. 105 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:34,600 There's already been like there's been so many things that people have done with Batman 106 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:35,600 already. 107 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:38,180 There's been the Victorian Batman. 108 00:04:38,180 --> 00:04:40,220 You can't even do like the Dracula Batman. 109 00:04:40,220 --> 00:04:41,680 You can't do brooding Batman. 110 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:43,200 Like the typical personality. 111 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:44,200 No. 112 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:46,560 You have to do whatever whatever was in the original story. 113 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:47,800 You have to base them all over. 114 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:49,880 You know if it was me, it'd be a comedian Batman. 115 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:50,880 Right. 116 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:55,280 Like like like kind of like a Peter Parker, Spider-Man wisecracking or I don't know like 117 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:57,320 like what would you do with your own Batman? 118 00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:58,320 With my own Batman? 119 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:04,480 It'd even be hard to do supernatural because he's been associated with that too a lot. 120 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:05,480 Supernatural? 121 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:08,280 Like you got the whole Zatanna cast in the Dark Justice League. 122 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:10,840 So you can't even really take it into that direction either. 123 00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:15,800 I mean it's not like I don't think like it's that like hard-lined. 124 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:18,120 You can just add like werewolves and vampires yourself. 125 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:19,120 They don't own basic. 126 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:20,120 You can do basics. 127 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:21,120 Right. 128 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:24,400 But you can like the Batman Dracula thing has already been copyrighted. 129 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:27,680 I could do Batman and Dracula. 130 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:32,200 You would have to change the Batman thing so much that he wouldn't even be Batman at 131 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:33,520 that point messing with Dracula. 132 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:35,800 You can use Dracula obviously. 133 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:40,600 But in that you can't do it in the same way as Batman's already interacted with Dracula. 134 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:42,960 I would make it because they've already got that trade copyrighted. 135 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:45,880 I mean because they've got the whole series. 136 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:47,160 I'd always find a way. 137 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:48,160 Writers always find a way. 138 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:49,160 Don't get me wrong. 139 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:51,520 There are I'm sure ways to do it and there's a lot of things. 140 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:55,840 I'm just saying if you're going to go out and use it make sure you're doing something 141 00:05:55,840 --> 00:06:00,480 that DC hasn't already done because if you do basically a one for one about what they've 142 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:03,280 already wrote they're gonna automatically come after you for it. 143 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:04,800 They can't touch the goodness. 144 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:05,800 Now Blood and Honey. 145 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:09,760 You think Disney was never gonna do Blood and Honey? 146 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:18,800 You know if it was my Batman I would set it and send it to the same time 1930s maybe 1920s 147 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:23,280 and it would be a sort of retro futuristic version. 148 00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:29,560 I love art deco architecture and stuff so it would be like an art deco futuristic set 149 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:33,680 and it would be a more like light-hearted Batman. 150 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:35,640 I guess Bruce Wayne. 151 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:36,640 I don't know. 152 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:39,640 Is it Bruce Wayne in the comic book? 153 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:41,240 I don't even have an actual alter ego. 154 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:43,440 I don't know if he did or not. 155 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:47,360 Like I said I know the butler was a completely different name so you can't use Alfred. 156 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:48,360 That's fine. 157 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:52,880 Because the Alfred didn't exist it was like another it was like Sebastian. 158 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:53,880 Sebastian. 159 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:55,200 It's the Wayne. 160 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:57,000 It's Sebastian here. 161 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:00,160 It was like one of those stereotypical butler names though. 162 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:01,360 Like it was just basic. 163 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:06,160 I know like I would want him to be like I know like his normal state is like supposed 164 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:08,800 to be like superhuman or like peak human. 165 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:12,800 But like I just don't buy it as a normal human being. 166 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:16,760 Like you can't fight crime non-stop all night without getting tired and didn't take a shit 167 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:17,840 and stuff. 168 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:21,560 So I'd probably do a thing where he tries to do that for a couple of months and he is 169 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:28,520 just dog exhausted and then he fights a villain who is just like superhuman-esque. 170 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:34,880 Not like I don't like doing like super superhuman like the Marvel movie level. 171 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:38,520 I like to do like within the realm of possibility. 172 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:42,720 So let's say he picks him up like Batman weighs like 220 pounds and he just throws him through 173 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:47,520 a three story window and Batman just crumbles into the ground outside on his car. 174 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:53,240 So he's like well that was weird because like he's already physically fit like top notch 175 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:55,240 as it is but he's still. 176 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:58,680 So are you thinking John Wick level endurance? 177 00:07:58,680 --> 00:07:59,680 No. 178 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:06,240 What I'm thinking is he starts investigating why this guy was so strong beyond like a normal. 179 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:07,920 He's like that was not normal is what he was saying. 180 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:13,000 Like he's peak human and he didn't put a dent in this guy and it wouldn't be bad because 181 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,360 it can't be made. 182 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:21,200 So he would lead to like a mad scientist that got hired to make genetically enhanced humans 183 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:25,320 and basically Batman would make the decision that well if I want to fight crime I have 184 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:28,240 to also be physically able to do it forever. 185 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:32,840 So he takes his little chemicals and now he becomes you know and then he like then the 186 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:34,560 villain ends up dying. 187 00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:37,280 The mad scientist dies and he's the only the formula is gone. 188 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:38,280 Batman doesn't know how to make a formula. 189 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:41,320 He doesn't he's not a scientist in my iteration. 190 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:45,640 So now he's that peak human like he's like just a little bit above enhanced. 191 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:47,440 There you go. 192 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:51,080 Now he can do all the physical things he can do in the mainstream but he's actually he's 193 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:52,920 basically like Captain America. 194 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:53,920 My own version. 195 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:54,920 Right. 196 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:56,720 That's what I would do anyway. 197 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:59,960 And then I would just start introducing my weird takes on villains. 198 00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:00,960 The puzzler. 199 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:02,920 Now see you throw the puzzle. 200 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:05,040 He'd be so mad like that's the Riddler. 201 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:06,040 No it's not. 202 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:07,040 It's the puzzler. 203 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:08,040 He throws Rubik's Cube grenades at people. 204 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:09,040 He throws one of those thousand piece puzzles at you. 205 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:10,040 And Batman's like oh shit Batman's got no CD. 206 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:11,040 Like no. 207 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:12,040 Oh no. 208 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:13,040 That would be funny. 209 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:22,040 Where he's got some kind of thing where he has to put it together. 210 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:26,800 And if it was my Batman I can tell you he would be a thirsty man. 211 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:27,800 You know what I mean. 212 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,200 He would be the women like he. 213 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:30,200 Hold me down Batman. 214 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:35,200 Man they'd be like a peepee Tom finish. 215 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:39,800 He's like hundreds. 216 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:42,480 Not a playboy but an actual creepo. 217 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:43,480 Yeah. 218 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:45,920 That would be hilarious. 219 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:49,440 The butler comes in and Batman's just like all these photos of random women. 220 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:51,680 Like this is my reason for solving crimes. 221 00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:52,680 These are crimes. 222 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:58,920 You get into a lot with just the basis. 223 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:01,900 And so you can tell it was Clark Kent a reporter from the beginning. 224 00:10:01,900 --> 00:10:02,900 That I don't know. 225 00:10:02,900 --> 00:10:04,720 I don't know anything about him. 226 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:07,240 I can't remember because it's a long time ago too. 227 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:10,720 I mean obviously Batman was too but it's had a little more attention. 228 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:14,640 The first step the first iteration of him anyway. 229 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:19,680 I can't remember though because you can always take Clark Kent into a detective Conan level 230 00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:20,680 type thing. 231 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:21,680 Make him a detective. 232 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:22,680 Yeah. 233 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:23,680 I mean he's a reporter. 234 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:26,240 I would just make him dumb as bricks. 235 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:28,400 Like he would just be like that like the Chad you know what I mean. 236 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:29,400 I thought he already was. 237 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:30,400 He's always been intelligent. 238 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:31,400 I mean his dad was a genius. 239 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:32,400 He acts dumb as bricks. 240 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:33,400 I don't know. 241 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:38,000 I think that's how they portray him in the wrong way because he only does. 242 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,920 He only solves things with his might you know. 243 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:43,200 Like it's hard to write him like solving things intellectually. 244 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:46,640 And they've tried so hard sometimes. 245 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:47,880 There's nothing you can do with him. 246 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,880 It's like yeah I punched through the wall. 247 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:51,120 Yeah so I grabbed this whole. 248 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:53,680 I have to I grabbed this plant and I threw it at him. 249 00:10:53,680 --> 00:10:57,520 I sneezed away his whole system. 250 00:10:57,520 --> 00:10:59,600 I hit him with my laser beam from half a galaxy away. 251 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:01,800 He's like what the fuck. 252 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:03,680 So there's not much you can do with Superman. 253 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:06,600 You can do a little bit more I think with Wonder Woman just for the plain fact that 254 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:09,320 the Greek gods are already not copyrighted. 255 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,760 Plus I wouldn't make her that superhuman either. 256 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:13,400 I'd make her peak like Batman. 257 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:14,400 Yeah. 258 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:15,400 But like naturally like a demigod. 259 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,260 You know what I mean. 260 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:18,260 No invisible plane. 261 00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:20,260 No invisible plane. 262 00:11:20,260 --> 00:11:21,520 No heels for some random reason. 263 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:23,080 She'd have to wear some boots in combat. 264 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:29,040 I'd probably give her a sword and a shield like she had in the Batman v Superman. 265 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:34,880 And she would be like more like a modern day version of Greek mythology I guess. 266 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:37,320 She's like you know half brother. 267 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:39,400 Her half brother Hercules maybe is a villain. 268 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:40,920 Yeah just you can change it. 269 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:41,920 You can do whatever you can do a lot. 270 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:44,800 That's what I'm saying. 271 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,720 Like would I not really. 272 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:49,000 But I mean you got 10 years. 273 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:52,280 Like I said though going back to what I originally said about it. 274 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:54,080 Do what you want to do and that's really cool. 275 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:56,360 But just pay attention to what you do. 276 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:57,640 Pay attention to what DC has already done. 277 00:11:57,640 --> 00:11:59,240 And they'll be watching you like a hawk. 278 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:00,240 Yes that's what I'm saying. 279 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:01,240 They will. 280 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:02,800 So I get my sniper rifle. 281 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:03,800 I see something. 282 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:12,080 Oh yeah by the way the even though yeah they tried to keep an extension because back in 283 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:15,040 1998 they got the copyright extension act. 284 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:16,800 So that's why it took longer now. 285 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:20,280 We probably already had them by 2014 or 20. 286 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:22,280 You know what I mean. 287 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:24,080 Yeah because it used to not be 100 years. 288 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:25,920 I think it used to be like 50. 289 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:30,680 So they tried and they succeeded once and they can't do it again. 290 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:31,680 So far. 291 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:33,560 Well I mean if they do they do. 292 00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:34,560 They might. 293 00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:36,640 But they're going to find a way somehow. 294 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:38,440 Maybe I mean if Disney couldn't I doubt it. 295 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:41,640 Yeah but Disney doesn't have power right now. 296 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:42,640 They got money. 297 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:43,640 They have money but they don't have power. 298 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:46,600 As long as you got money you have all the power. 299 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:52,400 In a class of capitalism money always wins. 300 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:58,080 By the way the reason it's so funny with Disney is like you meet them in the minute the copyright 301 00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:05,040 expired on freaking Steamboat Willie this game called Infestation 88 came out where 302 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:10,480 you you're trying to survive this building or trying to stop this vermin infestation 303 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:18,360 led by their rat king Steamboat Willie and they changed it from infestation 88 to infestation 304 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:19,800 origins. 305 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:24,560 So if you want to fight Steamboat Willie like the original Mickey Mouse you can fight him 306 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:26,320 in March I think is the release date. 307 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:27,320 Oh really? 308 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:28,320 I don't know. 309 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:31,480 They must have been making it months in advance. 310 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:34,600 And then they just like oh once the copyright went out like here we go. 311 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:39,240 Then they started I bet you the day after the copyright went out the trailer dropped. 312 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:41,240 No once they missed it by a day. 313 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:42,240 They cut it out the day before. 314 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,720 A day sooner than they wanted to. 315 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:46,040 You know GTA had to do that. 316 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:47,040 Oh did they really? 317 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:54,200 Someone leaked because I was going to wake up at 8 a.m. our time to watch the new trailer 318 00:13:54,200 --> 00:14:01,480 drop because it was a countdown on game game trailers the YouTube channel. 319 00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:07,080 And so I stayed on the I just left the timeline on or the countdown and I did the calculation 320 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:12,440 I was like alright so if I wake up at 730 I got a half hour and then it'll drop and 321 00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:16,360 then I go take a shower as I'm planning all this stuff out I get out and the trailer's 322 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:19,120 already come out and I'm like what happened? 323 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:20,800 And then no one explained to me what happened. 324 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:25,880 I just immediately watched the trailer like 15 minutes after I got out of the shower. 325 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:29,300 And I was like and then it turned out that someone had leaked it early somewhere. 326 00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:30,300 So they had to go ahead. 327 00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:32,300 They had to preemptively leak it themselves. 328 00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:33,300 And then. 329 00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:34,300 That sucks. 330 00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:35,840 Not really because that broke the internet. 331 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:40,000 Oh yeah the highest number until Cat Williams. 332 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:48,160 And now that Joker guy is still trying to sue Rockstar. 333 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:53,760 There's this character in the GTA trailer and it's a guy in jail. 334 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,000 He's got a face full of tattoos. 335 00:14:56,000 --> 00:15:00,800 He's got purple hair and he's looking up like the judges like or camera or something looking 336 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,600 up upward but he's not looking straight ahead. 337 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:05,320 He's not looking up at something. 338 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:14,280 And allegedly this guy who they got the inspiration for the character is suing them because he 339 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,520 thinks it's him. 340 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:20,040 So he wants I want five million dollars now Rockstar. 341 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:22,320 How are we going to make this happen? 342 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:26,800 And I just actually warned them it's not going to happen. 343 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,960 They're not going to give you a dime. 344 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:31,040 Because he has a face full of tattoos. 345 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:32,600 There's a lot of people that do now. 346 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:33,600 Exactly. 347 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:37,560 And he tried his hair purple to make it seem more believable on his side. 348 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:41,720 Like you see we've got the same hair the same tattoos. 349 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:47,320 And because there was so many Easter eggs from real Florida. 350 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:50,600 Stuff that happened like that alligator that went into the supermarket. 351 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,200 That was in the trailer. 352 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:59,000 The guy that was washing his like watering his garden butt naked that was in the trailer. 353 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,440 Some woman twerking on the hood of a car just going top speed. 354 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:03,920 That was in the trailer. 355 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:06,560 Because I watched the comparison side by side YouTube video. 356 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:09,880 And I was like oh there's a real inspiration for this stuff to happen. 357 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:11,560 But I mean you're not going to beat Rockstar. 358 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,960 No it's public domain. 359 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:15,160 Basically yeah. 360 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:17,840 So he's still threatening like Monday. 361 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:19,600 That's your duty. 362 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:23,760 It'd be like the same thing of if somebody was in court it was a public trial. 363 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:25,120 Like the Johnny Depp thing. 364 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:28,440 If they were to put like parts of that into it it's public record. 365 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:30,000 There you go yeah. 366 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,000 Sorry. 367 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,920 And then the guy that played Arthur Morgan. 368 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:34,640 The Red Dead Redemption guy. 369 00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:37,960 He's like good luck buddy. 370 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:42,360 Like apparently the legal team on Rockstar is like some heavy hitters. 371 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:44,520 Because even Lindsay Lohan couldn't beat him. 372 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:48,480 Well that could have been any person in the early 2000 or late 90s though. 373 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:50,200 I mean it looked like every woman. 374 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:52,800 No because she was GTA 4 I think. 375 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:53,800 No 5. 376 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:54,800 Little blonde chick. 377 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,800 That does the tongue. 378 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:59,200 Yeah but every woman was doing that at the time. 379 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,640 Lindsay Lohan thought it was her and she was wrong. 380 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:02,640 Yes she was. 381 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:04,640 Mostly according to those lawyers. 382 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:10,560 Alright now we move on to the next news report that I found. 383 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:14,140 This was on IGN written by Jess Schreedon. 384 00:17:14,140 --> 00:17:19,320 So there's a new comic book out that's really taken the little world or the comic book world 385 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:20,320 by storm. 386 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:23,240 Ultimate Spider-Man 2024. 387 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:32,160 It is a new interpretation of the Spider-Man character and it is truly an absolute reimagining. 388 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:36,000 Like when you reimagine Spider-Man people always make him a teenager. 389 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,000 Like oh there he goes. 390 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:41,680 He's a kid going through crime, fighting crime, learning to be responsible, loses Uncle Ben, 391 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,520 all this stuff happens right? 392 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,960 This is completely different. 393 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:51,280 Because of some storyline called Ultimate Invasion back in December, this world, there's 394 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:56,400 going to be spoilers for this one by the way if you haven't seen the first issue. 395 00:17:56,400 --> 00:18:02,960 So this guy called The Maker who's an evil Reed Richards from the original Ultimate Universe. 396 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:05,880 Like you remember the original back in like it was so fucking popular. 397 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:11,160 For some reason they had Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver in an ancestral relationship. 398 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:12,280 You remember that? 399 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:13,280 That weird universe. 400 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:15,460 Yeah I remember that. 401 00:18:15,460 --> 00:18:16,600 This is that Reed Richards. 402 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:20,040 The one that Sue broke up with and he lost his mind apparently. 403 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:24,200 Because if women can do anything it's driving man to evil schemes apparently. 404 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:25,200 That's true. 405 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:27,320 That's a good story. 406 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:28,720 That's a good like that's a real life. 407 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:31,540 Like a woman breaks up with a guy and the guy flips out. 408 00:18:31,540 --> 00:18:36,360 You take that notion right which is a relatable notion and you take it up to a thousand which 409 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:37,640 is what they did here. 410 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:42,560 So he decided to remake the whole universe because his wife broke up with him. 411 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:49,800 So he ended up going to this world Earth 6160 and what he did was he made it to where nobody 412 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:55,480 in that universe that was a superhero or meant to be a superhero became a superhero. 413 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:58,280 There's no superheroes in this universe. 414 00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:05,880 And after the something so Spider-Man in this universe is a middle-aged man married to Mary 415 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:06,880 Jane. 416 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:07,880 Oh so he married her still? 417 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:11,720 Yeah and he has two kids Richard and May. 418 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:13,240 And he's not Spider-Man at all. 419 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:15,800 He's got a receding hairline. 420 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,160 He's just an old man. 421 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:19,640 Well middle-aged isn't old but you know middle-aged. 422 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,960 He's not a teenager is what I'm saying. 423 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,720 And Uncle Ben is still alive. 424 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:28,640 And not only is he still alive he's the head editor of the Daily Bugle with his partner 425 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:29,640 J. Jonah Jameson. 426 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:30,640 Yeah I know. 427 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:34,400 That is different. 428 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:37,040 And not only is he alive and May's dead. 429 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:44,740 She died recently before this comic book because there was one hero Iron Man and he was trying 430 00:19:44,740 --> 00:19:49,320 to stop the Maker and they had a fight in Manhattan and it caused this massive explosion 431 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:55,600 that the media said was a terrorist attack perpetrated by Iron Man. 432 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:57,480 And so Aunt May died. 433 00:19:57,480 --> 00:20:00,520 Norman Osborn died too. 434 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:03,240 And at the eulogy guess who led the eulogy? 435 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:06,360 Catholic priest Matt Murdock. 436 00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:07,360 Not Daredevil. 437 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:08,360 Matt Murdock. 438 00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:10,360 Matt Murdock a Catholic priest. 439 00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:16,520 He's a bit of a whore by the way so I don't know how he holds up his libido. 440 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:21,000 He must jack it on the constant. 441 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,440 They did take that though because he used to always be in the church. 442 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:24,880 Very yeah very Catholic so. 443 00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:25,880 Very Catholic. 444 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:26,880 They made him a Catholic priest. 445 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:29,200 Hopefully they didn't make him a pedophile. 446 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:34,840 Well like nobody like I never really thought about what his path would have been had he 447 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:40,000 not been you know Daredevil because he got his powers when he was a kid. 448 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,000 No he had a teenager-ish. 449 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,520 He got him too didn't he? 450 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,080 Yeah he got him pretty early. 451 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:46,080 But his wasn't like. 452 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,080 His was from a chemical. 453 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,800 Yeah just splashed him in the face. 454 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:49,800 Yeah. 455 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:53,320 A good old money shot apparently. 456 00:20:53,320 --> 00:21:00,520 So after Iron Man got blamed for this he decided to go into the future where he was to be safer 457 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:06,160 and he left a package for and he left this whole like this monologue saying that this 458 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:09,960 is not who you were supposed to be like he leaves a package for Peter Parker and in the 459 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:13,760 that's the little recording along with the spider that it was supposed to originally 460 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:15,160 bite him. 461 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:20,360 So he's starting in issue two as Spider-Man that hasn't come out yet. 462 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:22,800 It comes out like the 24th of February. 463 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,600 I think on February 14th. 464 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,920 No I guess 14. 465 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:27,920 Seven days would be 21. 466 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,640 So the 21st of February maybe. 467 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:30,640 Issue two. 468 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:36,320 I know that issue one is getting a second printing on February 14th. 469 00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:38,320 The week before the new one comes out. 470 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:41,680 Which I would like to go by if I knew if we had any comic book stores anywhere in my fucking 471 00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:43,880 vicinity you know what I mean? 472 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:45,360 I can't find them anywhere. 473 00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:46,880 They don't exist anymore really? 474 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:50,960 So I want to get a copy one and two and you know I want to do a review on them you know 475 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:53,640 on the end of my this Cozy Nights. 476 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,960 It'll be like my main segment. 477 00:21:55,960 --> 00:22:01,400 But so yeah that's truly a different undertaking to Spider-Man. 478 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:05,440 It's not like oh he's you know he's his uncle Ben still alive that's it. 479 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,360 No like he's a middle-aged man. 480 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,040 He's probably like out of shape as fuck. 481 00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:10,040 Yeah. 482 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:11,880 Even with the spider he'd be like oh dang. 483 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:15,440 He gets back on to just normal slim. 484 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:19,000 He used to be super scrawny but he was so powerful you know. 485 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:23,720 So plus he has a different mental like he's got responsibilities. 486 00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:25,840 He's got kids, a wife, a mortgage. 487 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:26,840 What's he gonna do? 488 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:27,840 Yeah. 489 00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:28,840 Now he's gonna risk his life. 490 00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:32,560 But he said like I knew for the longest time that I was not doing what I was supposed to 491 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:33,640 be doing. 492 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:34,640 And then I was like you know what I mean? 493 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:40,280 Like he just felt that in his head and like Tony Stark just showed him that it was true. 494 00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:41,280 Like you were supposed to be Spider-Man. 495 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:43,640 You were supposed to be one of the greatest superheroes of all time. 496 00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:45,600 And now he's gonna take that responsibility. 497 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,840 He chooses to be Spider-Man is the difference. 498 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:49,640 It wasn't thrust upon him. 499 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,440 His uncle's alive. 500 00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:54,880 You know none of that stuff that happened to his uncle because of him not doing what 501 00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:57,760 you know great power responsibility. 502 00:22:57,760 --> 00:22:58,760 That was gone. 503 00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:02,300 So now he's choosing to be a better man by you know risking his life. 504 00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:07,680 But how does he how does he balance that with being you know a family man? 505 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:10,640 Like you know you want to find that your dad died fighting scorpion. 506 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,760 They're like oh shit. 507 00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:15,360 Yeah he got smothered by Sandman. 508 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:21,240 Yeah like Sandman went up his asshole and he just blew up his fucking intestines. 509 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:24,060 So it's crazy. 510 00:23:24,060 --> 00:23:27,160 So that's it for the news. 511 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:31,140 And oh kind of running out of time now. 512 00:23:31,140 --> 00:23:32,960 So anyway we will move on. 513 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,280 I will do the history ones. 514 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:41,960 The history I like to I had this book called a comic curious and quirky by Ronald Lemon 515 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,400 which is news stories from way back in the past. 516 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:49,960 Like we're talking like 1800s 1853 1860s stuff like that. 517 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:55,120 I was gonna do two at a time. 518 00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:59,040 Alright guys anyways we'll do the news ones for next week. 519 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,440 So next let's move on to one of my favorite segments. 520 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,280 I like food like everyone else does. 521 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:08,920 And so I decided to make a little cozy kitchen segment where we talk about like food facts 522 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:14,220 food history and then I'll end up with a little recipe for you guys that you might enjoy. 523 00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:19,240 This one might be a bit of a trigger warning for people because this is food prices from 524 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:23,520 1957 and with inflation now. 525 00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:25,120 Just I don't have a heart attack. 526 00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:29,260 Yeah like you're gonna be like oh man what are we missing. 527 00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:34,000 So I got this from a book called the book of amazing history by publications international. 528 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:41,320 So milk back in 19 so this is all prices from 1957 milk was a dollar per gallon. 529 00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:45,120 Like five dollars in a bowl. 530 00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:46,120 Yeah. 531 00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:48,600 A TV dinner was 75 cents. 532 00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,640 Okay so that's not crazy. 533 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,840 That's not crazy because they're like a dollar fifty now. 534 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:53,840 So they're that cheap. 535 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:54,840 Yeah. 536 00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:56,120 I must be getting the wrong TV dinners. 537 00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:59,760 Yeah if you get what is that banquet brand like eight dollars. 538 00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:06,000 The Michelle's brand like super cheap. 539 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000 Tang fifty cents a jar. 540 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,680 Oh damn really. 541 00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:10,680 Yeah. 542 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,640 Things like five almost five now. 543 00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:14,080 You ready for this one. 544 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:17,960 Ground beef 30 cents a pound. 545 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:19,200 Yeah I know. 546 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:22,240 That's like six dollars a pound. 547 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:23,960 Butter is 75 cents a pound. 548 00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:26,280 Who buys a pound of butter. 549 00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:27,280 Just to be able to. 550 00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:28,280 Jesus. 551 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:33,840 A pure Vermont maple syrup 33 cents for 12 ounces. 552 00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:34,840 Oh my God. 553 00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:35,840 Yeah. 554 00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:36,840 It's like nine dollars now. 555 00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:37,840 Yeah. 556 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:38,840 That's what they were saying. 557 00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:39,840 Oh man. 558 00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:42,880 Campbell's tomato soup 10 cents for a can. 559 00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:43,880 That's just like five dollars. 560 00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:46,440 No no three. 561 00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:47,440 Still a lot. 562 00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:48,440 Yeah. 563 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:50,440 Gum a six pack of gum was 19 cents. 564 00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:52,840 It's like three dollars now. 565 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:55,720 Broccoli 23 cents per bunch. 566 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:57,840 Damn for that much. 567 00:25:57,840 --> 00:25:58,840 Yeah. 568 00:25:58,840 --> 00:25:59,840 Eggs. 569 00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:00,840 This one's gonna hurt. 570 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:01,840 A dozen 55 cents. 571 00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:05,640 You remember the little uptake that we had earlier. 572 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:06,640 Yeah. 573 00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:07,640 Yeah. 574 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:08,640 It's coming down a little bit. 575 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:09,920 Thank God. 576 00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:12,320 Iceberg lettuce 19 cents a head. 577 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,880 That's a dollar fifty now. 578 00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:19,320 Nabisco sultines 25 cents for 16 ounce package. 579 00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:22,320 Pot roast. 580 00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:24,040 I'm trying to think of how many of that. 581 00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,200 Like it's a lot like it's a huge comparison now. 582 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:27,200 Yeah. 583 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:28,200 Pot roast. 584 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:29,200 This one's gonna hurt. 585 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:32,640 A pot roast 69 cents a pound. 586 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:34,240 Pot roast is expensive now. 587 00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:39,160 Pot roast now is like four to five dollars per pound. 588 00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:40,160 Damn. 589 00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:45,600 And a good old canned corn 14 cents for a 27 ounce can. 590 00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:46,600 Oh my God. 591 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:47,600 That's a much bigger can. 592 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:48,600 Yeah. 593 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,560 That's a lot of corn. 594 00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:51,960 So I hope that didn't upset you guys. 595 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:53,960 But yeah we are living in the dark times. 596 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:54,960 Good Lord. 597 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,960 I think it's expensive as hell. 598 00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:57,960 Yeah. 599 00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:58,960 I don't hear all you guys. 600 00:26:58,960 --> 00:26:59,960 All right. 601 00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:00,960 So now we move on to a recipe. 602 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:01,960 A recipe. 603 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:02,960 What do you say? 604 00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:03,960 Recipe. 605 00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:04,960 Recipe. 606 00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:05,960 Recipe. 607 00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:09,000 As you might not know I subscribe to Women's World. 608 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,520 I know. 609 00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:16,680 Because there's these little solve it yourself mysteries in every book. 610 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:17,680 That's the excuse. 611 00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:18,680 That's the excuse. 612 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:24,200 And at first that's all I did was read the mysteries and throw them away. 613 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:28,600 And now I really got into cooking so I started reading the recipes as well. 614 00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:32,640 By the way Martha Stewart is in the back of this and she is just banging. 615 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:36,600 Like if I had a shot at Martha Stewart man. 616 00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:38,660 I guess I like older women. 617 00:27:38,660 --> 00:27:44,080 So I have a recipe here for you guys from the January August 14th 2023 issue of Women's 618 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,600 World. 619 00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:47,680 Turkey and veggie packets. 620 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:48,680 So you will need. 621 00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:49,680 So here's the recipe guys. 622 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:51,120 You might have to listen to it a few times. 623 00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:54,280 Because I talk fast and I talk very bad. 624 00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:57,880 I talk bad. 625 00:27:57,880 --> 00:27:59,980 One tablespoon of olive oil. 626 00:27:59,980 --> 00:28:01,700 One small onion chopped. 627 00:28:01,700 --> 00:28:03,720 Two cloves of garlic minced. 628 00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:06,960 One pound ground beef or ground turkey sorry. 629 00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,080 Two teaspoons of ground cumin. 630 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:12,220 One tablespoon of chili pepper. 631 00:28:12,220 --> 00:28:15,120 One fourth tablespoon of salt. 632 00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:18,360 One red pepper diced. 633 00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:20,800 One zucchini grated and squeezed dry. 634 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,080 I never squeezed dry zucchini. 635 00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:24,240 I haven't either. 636 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:27,820 One third cup chopped fresh cilantro plus additional leaves. 637 00:28:27,820 --> 00:28:30,240 So add some soap. 638 00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,960 One tablespoon of lime juice. 639 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:35,240 And one teaspoon of grated lime zest. 640 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:38,680 So you got to zest the lime and then you cut it. 641 00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:40,920 Six burrito sized flour tortillas. 642 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:43,620 One cup shredded sharp cheddar cheese. 643 00:28:43,620 --> 00:28:46,380 Lime wedges and sour cream is optional. 644 00:28:46,380 --> 00:28:47,380 Here's the recipe. 645 00:28:47,380 --> 00:28:48,380 So. 646 00:28:48,380 --> 00:28:50,120 Or here's the instructions anyway. 647 00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:52,720 In large skillet heat oil over medium heat. 648 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:53,720 Add onion. 649 00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:54,720 Cook. 650 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:55,720 Stirring occasionally until softened. 651 00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:56,720 Seven eight minutes. 652 00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:57,720 Add garlic. 653 00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:58,840 Cook 30 seconds. 654 00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:01,160 Add ground turkey cumin chili powder and salt. 655 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:04,240 Cook stirring occasionally and breaking up meat until turkey is no longer pink. 656 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:06,120 Eight to ten minutes. 657 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,120 Add red pepper. 658 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:08,420 Cook stirring until softened. 659 00:29:08,420 --> 00:29:10,000 Add about five minutes. 660 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,000 Add zucchini. 661 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,000 Cook stirring two minutes. 662 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,000 Remove from heat. 663 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:16,080 Stir in one third cup cilantro lime juice and slime zest. 664 00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:19,620 So then you spoon turkey mixture over one third of each tortilla leaving two inches 665 00:29:19,620 --> 00:29:22,440 border around side topped with cheese. 666 00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:23,440 Fold over. 667 00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:24,640 Fold side over filling. 668 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:26,120 Roll up to enclose. 669 00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:29,960 Place seam down on the surface and flatten. 670 00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:31,520 Coat skillet with cooking oil spray. 671 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:34,140 Heat over medium low heat. 672 00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:37,980 Embatch as cooked packets flipping once until golden and heated through. 673 00:29:37,980 --> 00:29:39,160 Two to three minutes per side. 674 00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:40,160 There you go. 675 00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:41,160 Delicious. 676 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:42,420 Have yourself a healthy meal. 677 00:29:42,420 --> 00:29:45,000 You are looking at a serving of six for active time 30 minutes. 678 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,600 Total time 30 minutes. 679 00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:48,280 Calories 273. 680 00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:49,600 Protein 27 grams. 681 00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:50,600 Fat 13 grams. 682 00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:52,160 Three grams saturated. 683 00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:53,640 Cholesterol 81 milligrams. 684 00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:54,640 Carb 16 grams. 685 00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:56,680 Sodium 309 milligrams. 686 00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:57,680 Fiber three grams. 687 00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:59,080 And sugar three grams. 688 00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:00,080 Very healthy. 689 00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:01,080 All right. 690 00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:02,080 So. 691 00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:05,800 What are we going. 692 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:08,960 So that is well that was it today for Cozy Nights. 693 00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:11,400 I'm trying to leave these episodes at 30 minutes for you guys. 694 00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:14,160 So I'm still trying to figure out how much. 695 00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:15,520 I have too much content today. 696 00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:18,940 Because the Spider-Man and the DC took up everything. 697 00:30:18,940 --> 00:30:19,940 But that's how it goes. 698 00:30:19,940 --> 00:30:20,940 It's partially my fault partially. 699 00:30:20,940 --> 00:30:21,940 No. 700 00:30:21,940 --> 00:30:24,640 Sometimes you know when we have a good talk we keep talking. 701 00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:26,560 So I hope you guys enjoyed. 702 00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:29,520 We will we're gonna take a bye week this week but we will be back in two weeks with more 703 00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:30,520 Cozy Nights. 704 00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:33,960 So please stick around or no please tune in next time. 705 00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:34,960 Sorry. 706 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:37,840 I'm still getting used to this but I'll get better with practice. 707 00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:40,640 So have a good night and stay cozy. 708 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:42,160 All righty. 709 00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:43,840 What you got for Urban Dictionary today? 710 00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:44,840 All right. 711 00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:45,840 Urban Dictionary. 712 00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:53,520 This is this is always a it's always a list that I partially dread because there ain't 713 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:59,040 no telling what the hell is gonna be on this list today. 714 00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:01,480 First one is by bisexual Harry Potter simp. 715 00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:04,280 That already tells me. 716 00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:07,040 Out the gate. 717 00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:09,040 Just hot out the gate. 718 00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:11,240 Billatrix Lestrand. 719 00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:12,240 Hot as fuck. 720 00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:13,640 Don't judge. 721 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:17,000 I wasn't sure who this was until I looked it up and I was like yeah I can jack off to 722 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:21,320 this. 723 00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:25,040 Like them goth chicks I guess. 724 00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:27,320 Next one is a helicoptering. 725 00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,760 The motion of a man waving his dick around in circles. 726 00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:30,760 Yeah. 727 00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:35,880 I'm too fat to try that but when I get scared I'm gonna get that and cry. 728 00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:40,640 Got that fupa in the way. 729 00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:42,600 This one's called Seed and Feed. 730 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,320 Don't ever do this by the way. 731 00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:48,000 When you come in your partner and plant the seed then urinate to end them to release the 732 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,000 feed. 733 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:52,640 The nitrogen in the urine will fertilize the seed. 734 00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:53,640 It won't. 735 00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:54,640 Don't do that. 736 00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,000 Now you're just asking for her to get a yeast infection. 737 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,000 Yeah. 738 00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:00,640 Get her a goddamn urinary tract infection at this rate. 739 00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:04,680 Next one is a butter a peanut butter wolf. 740 00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:09,840 Prank played on an intoxicated friend by which you spackle their hairy crack with peanut 741 00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:10,840 butter. 742 00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:14,080 That must be nasty to clean up. 743 00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:15,080 Yeah. 744 00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:17,840 Plus they would think that they shit themselves before they wipe. 745 00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:18,840 Oh god. 746 00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:22,440 I just saw unprocessed peanut butter. 747 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:23,440 It didn't even. 748 00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:24,640 It just like you know what I mean. 749 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:28,240 Like if you went to the bathroom to wipe you're like I ate peanut butter yesterday and it 750 00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:29,240 looks the same. 751 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,440 Like you would think it just ran through you. 752 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:32,440 You know what I mean. 753 00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:35,960 Have you seen that prank going around where they blindfold you or they blindfold the person. 754 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:38,800 They get an orange that has chocolate spread over the edge of it. 755 00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:42,360 Because it's still a whole orange has just been peeled to where they put their finger 756 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:47,800 into it and then move the orange away real fast and put the little dog in front of them. 757 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:49,720 Oh yeah. 758 00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:51,680 Just the bait and switch. 759 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:52,680 Yes. 760 00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:53,680 Yeah. 761 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:54,680 But oh god. 762 00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:57,440 It'd be the same like the same like oh god. 763 00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:58,440 Yeah. 764 00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:02,760 There was one where they did something to this guy right. 765 00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:05,640 Like they poured something in his face or they know that didn't they. 766 00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:08,000 They wiped one of those like hot dogs in his mouth. 767 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,000 Oh yeah. 768 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,840 And then like he wakes up and he sees one of his friends zip up his pants real quick 769 00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:14,680 and his friends like he gets up like. 770 00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:17,440 To get ready to fuck him up. 771 00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:18,440 Yeah. 772 00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:20,840 Because he's like you put your dick in my mouth. 773 00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:23,040 All right next one is a muffin. 774 00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:27,040 A or pertaining to an enormous yet perfectly shaped butt. 775 00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:28,960 A beautiful ass a badonkathon. 776 00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:30,440 Something you can set your mug on. 777 00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:32,480 No that's a big ass. 778 00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:33,480 That's a big old booty. 779 00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:37,840 It requires the use of ample bottom jeans high quality ass chunk of the trunk. 780 00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:40,240 My only question is their boots with the fur. 781 00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:45,920 It doesn't say but I'm assuming hopefully yes. 782 00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,920 You know as funny as I have I know a muffin. 783 00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:51,000 Like I told you the one at work right. 784 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:54,720 That was one but also the porn star Cherokee the ass. 785 00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:59,120 And the ass is amply applied. 786 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,120 She's got the ass. 787 00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:04,080 Next one is thrombago. 788 00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:10,120 The act of microbe and buttering a bagel. 789 00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:11,120 Sorry you haven't got me. 790 00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:12,120 It sounded so innocuous. 791 00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:20,480 And then like the next sentence just goes to that field. 792 00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:23,520 The act of microbe and buttering a bagel then having sex with him in the shower while strangling 793 00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:24,960 yourself with a belt. 794 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:25,960 Oh God. 795 00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:29,280 You know it well filled real fast didn't it. 796 00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:30,280 All right stop. 797 00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:31,280 Wait a minute. 798 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:32,280 All right hold on. 799 00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:35,280 God that just took a left turn. 800 00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:41,720 It's like where the hell the hell do we end up here. 801 00:34:41,720 --> 00:34:43,720 Kmart ghetto small mall. 802 00:34:43,720 --> 00:34:44,720 Yeah. 803 00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:46,680 I've never been to a Kmart. 804 00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:47,680 You've never been to a Kmart? 805 00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:48,680 I have. 806 00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:49,680 When I was a kid yeah but I don't remember. 807 00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:50,680 Yeah I remember. 808 00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:51,680 I just thought it was a supermarket. 809 00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:53,480 They all they were also owned by Sears. 810 00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:55,480 And going into Sears sometimes. 811 00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:59,920 It wasn't ghetto because it wasn't they didn't have food and stuff but. 812 00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:01,440 Kmart didn't have food? 813 00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:02,440 No Sears. 814 00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:03,440 Oh Sears yeah. 815 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:04,920 But Kmart was bought by Sears. 816 00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:12,320 Because I think there was a there was a Kmart like by the on and it's just now it's like 817 00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,320 a freaking racetrack park or some shit. 818 00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:16,040 Yep that's where Kmart used to be. 819 00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:17,040 Yeah. 820 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:18,040 I remember that. 821 00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:20,480 It's sad because I remember going there. 822 00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:21,480 Me too. 823 00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:23,200 As a real small kid yeah. 824 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:27,240 I remember one time I had milk that I was taking back with my mom and I had it on behind 825 00:35:27,240 --> 00:35:30,120 my back like holding it up with my you know what I mean. 826 00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:31,840 Hanging from like my arms. 827 00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:33,520 My arms got tired so I let it go. 828 00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:36,240 In my kid head I thought like if I let it go I could turn around fast enough to catch 829 00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:37,240 it. 830 00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:40,240 I turned around that shit bursting. 831 00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:43,760 Over the floor of the fucking parking lot. 832 00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:45,880 Like well there's no milk for us. 833 00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:46,880 Rail's cheaper than that. 834 00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:47,880 Yeah sure. 835 00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:50,520 It wasn't a dollar though I think. 836 00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:51,520 No. 837 00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:52,520 The next one is PGMP. 838 00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:56,600 It's short form of sexting that means please grab my penis. 839 00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:59,200 And like I'm thinking sexting like how. 840 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,600 How are they going to grab your penis sir? 841 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:02,600 You want me to help? 842 00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:03,600 Yeah like how? 843 00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:04,600 But it says short. 844 00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:05,600 But it says sexting. 845 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:06,600 Like how do you. 846 00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:07,600 How do they. 847 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:08,600 How do they. 848 00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:09,600 They can't do anything. 849 00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:12,600 They're sitting right in front of you. 850 00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:13,600 Maybe. 851 00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:16,320 That'd be a funny way to do it like if you're next to your girlfriend or something. 852 00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:19,800 And you're at a family function and you're like. 853 00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,760 Just to have some fun I guess. 854 00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:25,720 I went eight. 855 00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:26,720 Two more. 856 00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:27,720 Two left. 857 00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:29,480 I'm going to keep track of these. 858 00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:32,560 Ten at a time or else we'll run out of Urban Dictionary. 859 00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:35,280 The only person to read every single entry. 860 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:38,320 Well I can't because some of them are like the N word so I can't actually. 861 00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:39,680 You can read them you can't speak them. 862 00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:42,040 I cannot speak them. 863 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:43,400 Clinkage. 864 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:44,400 This one's actually just funny. 865 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:45,400 The clinkage. 866 00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:49,440 The noise made when multiple metals bump into each other. 867 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:50,440 Other that went warm. 868 00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:51,440 Or each other. 869 00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:53,320 That was a weird sentence. 870 00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:58,080 The noise made when multiple metals, example crew, track, swimming bump into each other 871 00:36:58,080 --> 00:36:59,080 when worn. 872 00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:03,640 I never had that problem because I am an underachiever. 873 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:04,640 I never had a metal in my life. 874 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,640 I don't even get a participational metal. 875 00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:09,640 I can't even say participation. 876 00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:12,640 I don't participate either. 877 00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:14,320 That's not in your vocabulary. 878 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:15,320 Not really. 879 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:18,560 Last one is vagina mole. 880 00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:22,120 When a large mole is situated inside of the vagina and smalls when being penetrated. 881 00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:27,080 I don't know what the fuck that means at all. 882 00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:31,920 But that's a weird entry but I found it hilarious. 883 00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:34,520 It's one of those kind of questioning entries. 884 00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:37,360 It's something like some inside joke or something. 885 00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:38,360 Yeah it's got to be. 886 00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:39,360 That we just don't get. 887 00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:40,360 I really don't get that. 888 00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,960 There would be only two people that would make a joke right? 889 00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:46,640 They'd be like if you and me were walking around and we were just like falafel and you're 890 00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:47,640 like ah. 891 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,240 And everyone's like what the fuck is going on? 892 00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:53,600 We have some weird story about a falafel you know what I mean? 893 00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:55,640 It would make no sense to anybody else but the two of us. 894 00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:58,960 It's like a situational joke. 895 00:37:58,960 --> 00:37:59,960 And there's a lot of them out there. 896 00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:00,960 Yeah. 897 00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:03,040 I know there's a lot of entries on Reddit and. 898 00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:06,800 What the fuck are you talking about? 899 00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:09,880 It's like my name that when you create their name you know. 900 00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:10,880 I have to use your name. 901 00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:11,880 Oh yeah. 902 00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:12,880 They created some weird shit. 903 00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:15,440 It's like only you and your friends know what the fuck that is. 904 00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:19,040 I sort of look good of this. 905 00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,680 So that is it for this episode of Urban Dictionary. 906 00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:22,680 Cool. 907 00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:24,200 That's your ten entries for the week. 908 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:27,560 I hope you guys can hold on till the next week. 909 00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:28,560 Alrighty. 910 00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:32,800 Let's go ahead and go into our recap. 911 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:35,160 Alrighty. 912 00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:41,400 So for this week we have an anime called Erased. 913 00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:42,400 We have episode one. 914 00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:43,400 So what's it about? 915 00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:44,400 You'll see. 916 00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:45,400 Oh no. 917 00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:46,400 It's not bad. 918 00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:47,400 I hope not. 919 00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:48,400 Not like that. 920 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:49,400 No. 921 00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:50,400 It's more of a mystery type. 922 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:51,400 Goddamnit. 923 00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:52,400 Goddamn goblins run trains everywhere. 924 00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:53,400 Takes a little out of your soul. 925 00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:54,400 A little bit. 926 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:55,400 Yeah. 927 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:56,400 This is more of a mystery style anime. 928 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:57,400 Kind of story. 929 00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:58,400 So episode one is called Flashing Before My Eyes. 930 00:38:58,400 --> 00:38:59,400 Who's just a. 931 00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:00,400 Someone's whipping his dick. 932 00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:01,400 Somebody's flashing before his eyes. 933 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:02,400 Oh no. 934 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:03,400 Not again. 935 00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:04,400 It's already happened three times. 936 00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:05,400 No more. 937 00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:06,400 By the same guy too. 938 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:07,400 I'm not gonna lie. 939 00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:08,400 I'm not gonna lie. 940 00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:09,400 I'm not gonna lie. 941 00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:10,400 I'm not gonna lie. 942 00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:11,400 I'm not gonna lie. 943 00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:12,400 I'm not gonna lie. 944 00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:13,400 I'm not gonna lie. 945 00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:14,400 I'm not gonna lie. 946 00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:15,400 I'm not gonna lie. 947 00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:16,400 I'm not gonna lie. 948 00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,400 I'm not gonna lie. 949 00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:19,400 I'm not gonna lie. 950 00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:20,400 I'm not gonna lie. 951 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:21,400 I'm not gonna lie. 952 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:22,400 I'm not gonna lie. 953 00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:23,400 I'm not gonna lie. 954 00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:24,400 I'm not gonna lie. 955 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:25,400 I'll keep going through the video. 956 00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:26,400 That's a crew. 957 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:27,400 By the same guy too. 958 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:28,400 Just keep running man. 959 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:29,400 He keeps fucking finding me. 960 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:30,400 Alright. 961 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:31,400 So, episode one. 962 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:31,920 In the year 2006, Satoru Fujinomu is a twenty nine year old struggling mangaka in Chibi 963 00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:37,000 who occasionally experiences a phenomenon he calls revival. 964 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:40,600 When a fatal accident is about to occur near him, he is sent a few minutes back in time 965 00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:45,040 to prevent it via seeing a bright blue glowing butterfly that flies beside him. 966 00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:46,040 That's wild. 967 00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:52,640 He uses this involuntary ability to save a boy from a runaway truck, though he is hospitalized for a few days as a result. 968 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,480 What, he fucking slammed him to the ground? 969 00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:57,440 No, he actually jumped into the truck and- 970 00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:58,440 Oh, he injured. 971 00:39:58,440 --> 00:39:58,940 He got- 972 00:39:58,940 --> 00:40:02,440 Thought the kid got- I thought like, no, grabbed the kid and just slammed him into a mailbox. 973 00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:03,440 No, he got hurt. 974 00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:05,440 I saved a kid, and he broke his neck anyway. 975 00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:07,840 And he does it all the time. Like, he saves- 976 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:08,840 He gets injured all the time? 977 00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:11,040 Yeah. Like, randomly just hurt. 978 00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:13,440 That Wolverine healing factor, I don't know. 979 00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:14,040 No. 980 00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:15,840 He's in there with cast and shit. 981 00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:22,840 As he recovers, his co-worker, Ari Katagiri, praises him for his life-saving efforts. 982 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:31,040 Later, he is visited by his mother, Sachiko, who reminds him of an incident that happened 18 years ago in his hometown of Hokkaido. 983 00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:31,840 To Levin? 984 00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:33,040 Yeah. 985 00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:33,840 Okay. 986 00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:39,040 An adult named Jun Shirotori, or Yuki, nicknamed Yuki. 987 00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:40,040 Yomooo! 988 00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:41,040 Not Yuki. 989 00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:43,440 I know. It's gonna be like that for the whole episode now. 990 00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:48,440 It's not like for all of them. Every time I say Yuki or Yuki-o, it's like, I can't get out of it. 991 00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:53,440 Um, Homsotoru, uh, Sotoro- God, if I can even talk right now. 992 00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:55,040 Where is Sotoro- 993 00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:56,040 Listen to me talk. 994 00:40:56,040 --> 00:41:01,840 Sotoro- uh, Toru, uh, Trusted, was arrested for the kidnapping and murder of three local children. 995 00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:02,440 Yeesh. 996 00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:06,040 Two of which were, uh, Sotoru's classmates. 997 00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:15,440 The next day, as Sotoro experiences another revival, uh, Sachiko takes note of a man who seemingly attempted to kidnap a child. 998 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:21,040 Looking into the matter, Sachiko deduces that the man was the true killer of the- uh, from 18 years ago. 999 00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:25,840 But before she can inform anyone, she is murdered in Sotoro's apartment. 1000 00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:26,640 Fuck. 1001 00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:27,640 Just as a- 1002 00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:28,240 Mom? 1003 00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:28,840 Yeah. 1004 00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:29,640 Damn. 1005 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:35,040 Just as, uh, Sotoro- um, God, if I'm fucking my name up. 1006 00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:38,040 Sotoro- yeah, I'm getting ready, cool. 1007 00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:41,040 Uh, discovers Sachiko's body and is accused of killing her. 1008 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,040 Oh, fuck. 1009 00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:43,040 Yes. 1010 00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:52,040 His revival ability, for the first time, goes overboard by sending him 29- year- sending his 29-year-old consciousness all the way back to 1988. 1011 00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:53,040 Oh. 1012 00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:57,040 When he was an 11-year-old elementary student in, uh, in Hokkaido. 1013 00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:58,040 Fuck. 1014 00:41:58,040 --> 00:41:59,040 Yeah. 1015 00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,040 Nothing worse than being a child with an adult brain. 1016 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:02,040 Yes. 1017 00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:07,040 So right before the police- had him inside, he was the one that murdered his mother. 1018 00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:11,040 His ability sent him back- back all the way in time. 1019 00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:16,040 See, that- that- that's like, uh, even though it's like a- a really mystical thing happening. 1020 00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:22,040 It's relatable because, of course, it would- it would- it would be so much beefed up because of his mom dying. 1021 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:23,040 You know what I mean? 1022 00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:26,040 Like, if it was some random kid, like, he gets pushed back thousands of years. 1023 00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:27,040 Yeah. 1024 00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:30,040 But, like, he got put- like, his mom dies, and he's like, I- you know, all the- all the way back. 1025 00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:32,040 And make sure I catch this motherfucker. 1026 00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:33,040 Yep. 1027 00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:34,040 Before any of this ever happens. 1028 00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:35,040 Yep. 1029 00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:38,040 So, episode two is called, uh, Palm of the Hand. 1030 00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:45,040 As Satoru, uh, becomes bewildered with the situation he has, uh, put in, he finds comfort in being able to see his mother again. 1031 00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:51,040 Realizing being sent to this period by revival is connected to Sachiko's future murder. 1032 00:42:51,040 --> 00:43:00,040 Satoru, uh, takes notice of Kaio Hinazuki, one of his classmates, who was killed by the serial kidnapper, noticing a bruise on her leg. 1033 00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:11,040 Upon the suggestion of his friend, Kenya Kobayashi, Satoru, uh, reads an essay written by Kaio, which further hints at her troubled life at home. 1034 00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:20,040 Wanting to understand Kaio more, Satoru, uh, decides to invite her to his birthday party, hoping to change the future so that she will not be killed this- 1035 00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:21,040 Huh? 1036 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,040 So he's trying to change things. 1037 00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:28,040 Just enough that it- it- these murders don't start again. 1038 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:32,040 I'm like, damn, I should have fucking re-remembered some lottery ticket winnings. 1039 00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:34,040 Yeah. 1040 00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:36,040 Uh, episode three is called, Birthmark. 1041 00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:44,040 During an ice skating race against his classmate, Satoru, uh, holds back from winning to avoid inadvertently trying to change the future. 1042 00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:46,040 So he's trying to not butterfly effect shit. 1043 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:49,040 But he has to to save these two girls, they're friends. 1044 00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:51,040 I guess he's trying not to change it too much. 1045 00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:53,040 That's a drastic change though. 1046 00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:54,040 Yeah. 1047 00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:56,040 That's the first inconsistency for me. 1048 00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:58,040 You have to change it anyway, might as well just do whatever. 1049 00:43:58,040 --> 00:43:59,040 Yeah. 1050 00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:01,040 Angering the classmate and disappointing Kaio. 1051 00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:10,040 After learning that Kaio's birthday is on the same day as his, March 2nd, Satoru, uh, deduces that she will be abducted on March 1st. 1052 00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:11,040 Okay. 1053 00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:13,040 As the abduction was in March but before her birthday. 1054 00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:16,040 I would hate to get sent back in time, cause like as much as you know now, right? 1055 00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:17,040 Yeah. 1056 00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:19,040 Imagine getting, you're like, I don't remember shit. 1057 00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:20,040 You know what I mean? 1058 00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:21,040 Like what day is it? 1059 00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:22,040 Fuck! 1060 00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:28,040 Like you think like people like, oh if I could go back in time, like but you won't remember half of the stuff, the dates, the year, you know what I mean? 1061 00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:29,040 Yeah. 1062 00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:30,040 Like when did this happen? 1063 00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:31,040 Oh fuck. 1064 00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:41,040 That's like, uh, there's that meme that goes around too where somebody gets sent back in time into a primitive world and they can speak the language but they say, yes this cell phone has all the information in the world. 1065 00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:43,040 I don't have any service though. 1066 00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:44,040 But how does it work? 1067 00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:45,040 Fuck. 1068 00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:47,040 Yeah, like I don't actually know how to work. 1069 00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:50,040 Do you guys have a charger by the way? 1070 00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:52,040 That's how most people would be now. 1071 00:44:52,040 --> 00:45:02,040 Alright, so he deduces that since she was killed in March, but it was before her birthday, her birthday is March 2nd, so it has to be March 1st for her to be abducted and killed. 1072 00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:04,040 What day is it now for him? 1073 00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:07,040 Uh, before his birthday at this point. 1074 00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:08,040 When's his birthday? 1075 00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:09,040 Same day as hers. 1076 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:10,040 Same day as hers? 1077 00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:11,040 March 2nd. 1078 00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:15,040 His birthday is close, so I guess it's logically consistent. 1079 00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:18,040 Like if she got kidnapped before her birthday, they got the same birthday. 1080 00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:21,040 It had to be somewhere between now and the first. 1081 00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:22,040 Exactly. 1082 00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:23,040 He's right on that. 1083 00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:25,040 And they know that she was abducted in March. 1084 00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:26,040 He remembers that. 1085 00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:28,040 But he didn't know when in March. 1086 00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:30,040 But since it's before her birthday, he knows that. 1087 00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:31,040 Right, because he was a kid. 1088 00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:32,040 He wouldn't really think about it. 1089 00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:33,040 He got older. 1090 00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:35,040 He just remembers that it was in March. 1091 00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:36,040 Right. 1092 00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:38,040 Had a real sad birthday for some reason. 1093 00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:39,040 Don't know why. 1094 00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:45,040 Satoru spends time with Yuki, still convinced that he is not the kidnapper. 1095 00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:46,040 From the future? 1096 00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:47,040 Mm-hmm. 1097 00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:51,040 Afterwards, Satoru finds Kayo beaten up in her mom's shed. 1098 00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:57,040 Learning of the full nature of her abusive relationship with her mother, Akame. 1099 00:45:57,040 --> 00:46:07,040 The next day, Satoru speaks with his teacher, Gaku Yashiro, who explains now he has suspected Akame of abuse for almost a year, 1100 00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:09,040 but hasn't been able to find proof to convict her. 1101 00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:11,040 To her fucking beat nobody is there proof enough? 1102 00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:14,040 But like there's not, like she hides it. 1103 00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:15,040 Don't do that, kid. 1104 00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:16,040 Yeah. 1105 00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:17,040 Later, you gotta tell somebody. 1106 00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:28,040 Later, Satoru stands up for Kayo when she is accused of stealing the class's lunch money before taking her up to the mountain to show her a frost-laden Christmas tree. 1107 00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:29,040 Frost-laden Christmas tree. 1108 00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:32,040 Sounds very delightful to see, actually. 1109 00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:33,040 Yeah. 1110 00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:35,040 There's like little tinges of frost on the tree. 1111 00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:37,040 So that tells you what time of the year it is. 1112 00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:39,040 You asked what time of the year it is. 1113 00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:40,040 Damn it. 1114 00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:41,040 Goddamn Christmas. 1115 00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:42,040 Yeah. 1116 00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:43,040 Damn, it's months. 1117 00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:44,040 Yeah. 1118 00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:45,040 Months to figure this shit out. 1119 00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:46,040 Yes. 1120 00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:50,040 Next episode is episode four, Accomplishment is the name of it. 1121 00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:56,040 With help from Sachiko, Satoru manages to invite Kayo out with him to the local science center. 1122 00:46:56,040 --> 00:47:03,040 During the outing, Satoru feels a sense of deja vu, becoming worried that he's repeating the same things that had happened in his previous life. 1123 00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:05,040 By the previous time around. 1124 00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:07,040 Everything's going exactly... 1125 00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:08,040 Did he get kidnapped before? 1126 00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:10,040 He got kidnapped after her, right? 1127 00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:12,040 He never got kidnapped. 1128 00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:13,040 Oh, he didn't? 1129 00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:13,040 No. 1130 00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:14,040 I thought he was one of three, wasn't he? 1131 00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,040 No, he wasn't one that was actually kidnapped. 1132 00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:17,040 Okay, okay. 1133 00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:17,040 No, no, no. 1134 00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:19,040 But he knows the people that were. 1135 00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:20,040 He had his mom. 1136 00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:24,040 So his mom was there and she took care of him. 1137 00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:26,040 So he never was abducted. 1138 00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:27,040 Okay. 1139 00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:33,040 After March 1st, the day Kayo originally disappeared, passes without incident. 1140 00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:34,040 Oh. 1141 00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:37,040 Both Satoru and Kayo are able to celebrate their birthday the next day. 1142 00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:42,040 With Satoru confident, he has managed to change history. 1143 00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:47,040 The following day, however, Satoru is shocked to find Kayo has not come to school. 1144 00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:49,040 Oh, God dang it. 1145 00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:52,040 Is this like a solve-it-yourself mystery or does it... 1146 00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:57,040 Does it make it too like ambiguous for you to solve it yourself? 1147 00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:58,040 Are there enough clues? 1148 00:47:58,040 --> 00:47:59,040 You're like, wait, I know who it is. 1149 00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:01,040 There are enough clues for the most part. 1150 00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:02,040 Okay. 1151 00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:07,040 Like you should be able to kind of figure it out if you're paying a lot of attention. 1152 00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:09,040 But it does give you the answer at the end. 1153 00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:10,040 Okay. 1154 00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:11,040 At the end of the season. 1155 00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:14,040 Because it was a, I think they made a movie of it too, like an anime movie. 1156 00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:15,040 Where it's more condensed. 1157 00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:16,040 Yeah, they cut down all the... 1158 00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:19,040 But then they had the series, which is a 12 episode series. 1159 00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:20,040 Okay. 1160 00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:22,040 Episode five is called Get Away. 1161 00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:28,040 Satoru becomes angry, but he is not able to make a difference about Kayo's disappearance. 1162 00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:31,040 Another school girl goes missing several days later. 1163 00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:32,040 Damn, he's fucked up already. 1164 00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:34,040 There's two or three. 1165 00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:36,040 Other than jack shit. 1166 00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:45,040 After witnessing Akame throw out Kayo's belongings, Satoru, he suddenly finds himself back in 2006. 1167 00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:46,040 Oh, shit. 1168 00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:47,040 So back into the future again. 1169 00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:48,040 It's wild. 1170 00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:53,040 Still under suspicion of Sachiko's murder and forced to go on the run from the police. 1171 00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:54,040 Damn. 1172 00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:56,040 So yeah, he's like trying to figure out like what the... 1173 00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:57,040 Why? 1174 00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:59,040 Just why can I not figure this out? 1175 00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:03,040 If I'm guessing why they sent him back into the future, he's going to have to figure out, get some information. 1176 00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:05,040 And then somebody gets knocked back into the past. 1177 00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:06,040 That's what I'm thinking would happen. 1178 00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:07,040 That's what I would do. 1179 00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:08,040 Yeah. 1180 00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:09,040 It's like, okay, so now I'm in the future. 1181 00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:10,040 Like a subconscious type thing? 1182 00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:12,040 Well, it'd be like a checklist in my head. 1183 00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:15,040 Like, okay, so it's got knocked back into my present time. 1184 00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:17,040 So let me go to the fucking library, read some newspapers. 1185 00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:19,040 Find out dates and times. 1186 00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:22,040 And then if I get knocked back into the past, I'll be more prepared. 1187 00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:23,040 Most prepared. 1188 00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:25,040 Yeah, yeah. 1189 00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:38,040 Satoru, he soon comes across Iri, which is one of his coworkers, who believes him to be innocent and lets him stay at her house, where he learns the details of Kyle's disappearance did change slightly because of his actions. 1190 00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:40,040 So he did look a little bit. 1191 00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:44,040 The next day, Satoru investigates as much as he can. 1192 00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:48,040 Iri stops her manager from reporting Satoru to the police. 1193 00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:56,040 Later that night, after helping him hide elsewhere, Iri receives a text from Sachiko's phone before becoming trapped in a house fire. 1194 00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:59,040 Well, so wait, so... 1195 00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:01,040 So she becomes trapped in a house fire. 1196 00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:06,040 At this point, it's going to seem like the manager of Sachiko, you know what I mean? 1197 00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:07,040 Yeah. 1198 00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:14,040 But that's the only person she talked to and who knew that's what's his face was in the... 1199 00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:17,040 So right now the main subject for me is the manager of his job. 1200 00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:19,040 Episode 6 is called Grim Reaper. 1201 00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:21,040 Well, that sounds so wholesome. 1202 00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:29,040 Coming across the burning house, Satoru rushes in to save her, who slips the phone into his pocket before the manager takes over the rescue. 1203 00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:31,040 Finding the message left on... 1204 00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:32,040 What the hell is he doing there? 1205 00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:34,040 I don't know. 1206 00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:36,040 It is the fucking manager. 1207 00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:39,040 Oh, God damn it. I've read too many stories. I know who it is. 1208 00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:40,040 Go ahead. 1209 00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:49,040 Finding the message left on her phone, he calls a number that Sachiko had left behind, arranging a meeting with a journalist acquaintance of hers named Sawada. 1210 00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:59,040 Sawada tells him about the last phone call he received from his mother, in which she claimed to know who the true kidnapper was, but was unable to tell him before she was killed. 1211 00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:01,040 So this journalist... 1212 00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:03,040 Wait, so the mom knew who the... 1213 00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:05,040 When did she figure out who the man... 1214 00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:08,040 In I think it was episode one, whenever... 1215 00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:10,040 What did she see that she figured out? 1216 00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:13,040 She's seeing somebody trying to kidnap another kid. 1217 00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:16,040 And seeing that guy reminded her... 1218 00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:20,040 Of who the... She said that it was the same guy. 1219 00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:22,040 So she remembers the same guy. 1220 00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:25,040 Because she's like, I remember him. 1221 00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:27,040 Remember him? Okay, go ahead. 1222 00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:36,040 Yeah, because what she had said was, she takes note of a man who seemingly attempted to kidnap a child. 1223 00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:38,040 Like going to the police? 1224 00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:43,040 I think she moved over to go get somebody to crack the story down. 1225 00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:48,040 And then looking into the matter, she deduces that the man was the true killer from 18 years ago. 1226 00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:49,040 That's interesting. 1227 00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:51,040 So she figured it out. 1228 00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:54,040 His mother figured it out before anybody else. 1229 00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:57,040 Maybe someone she knew... That means she's seen the killer before. 1230 00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:58,040 Exactly. 1231 00:51:58,040 --> 00:51:59,040 Okay. 1232 00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:01,040 So someone from the hometown. 1233 00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:04,040 Who's now in the city as well. 1234 00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:06,040 Yep. 1235 00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:10,040 You know you're making my brain go on detective mode, right? 1236 00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:12,040 Oh, I know. 1237 00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:14,040 Thanks a lot. 1238 00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:15,040 Go ahead. 1239 00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:18,040 So she was basically going to be getting a hold of this journalist. 1240 00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:22,040 And she's like, I'm going to tell you who it is, but she was killed. 1241 00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:24,040 Journalist? Bitch, go tell the fucking police. 1242 00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:26,040 What do you mean a journalist? 1243 00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:28,040 Probably because she didn't have actual physical proof. 1244 00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:30,040 I still have my ego watching. 1245 00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:33,040 To do something, you know, you can tell them to do something. 1246 00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:37,040 Sawada also explains that the reported details surrounding Kyle's death, 1247 00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:41,040 noticing Yuki's framing matches with another kidnapping incident, 1248 00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:46,040 in a nearby town introducing the kidnapper was the one who killed Saitchiko. 1249 00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:53,040 So if there's multiple, either he's a traveler, like a salesman or something, 1250 00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:59,040 because if he's traveling constantly to different cities to kill people, 1251 00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:00,040 that's weird. 1252 00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:04,040 I know some serial killer that he was so meticulous, 1253 00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:07,040 he would plan his killings out months in advance, 1254 00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:10,040 and he would travel to the place, leave the gear there, 1255 00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:13,040 and then come back months later to kill somebody. 1256 00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:16,040 And the only reason he got caught is because he used somebody's credit card, 1257 00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:18,040 like a fucking dumbass. 1258 00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:21,040 But this guy would go years planning killings. 1259 00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:24,040 He would leave his kill gear at the location he was going to kill somebody, 1260 00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:26,040 and then come back like a year later. 1261 00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:27,040 Oh, really? 1262 00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:29,040 Yeah, this guy was incredibly meticulous, 1263 00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:33,040 and he just made that one stupid mistake. 1264 00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:37,040 He's not like that type of killer that travels to different places to kill people. 1265 00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:43,040 So while Satoru looks up Sawada's findings on the kidnapping incident, 1266 00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:45,040 including a list of previous suspects, 1267 00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:48,040 Sawada goes to the hospital to meet with Irie, 1268 00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:51,040 only to discover that her mother has swapped places with her 1269 00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:54,040 so that she can prove Satoru's innocence. 1270 00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:58,040 So this girl's mom swapped places with her at the hospital, 1271 00:53:58,040 --> 00:54:00,040 so that way she could try to help Satoru. 1272 00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:05,040 That girl's thirsty. She wants that D. 1273 00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:12,040 So she meets Satoru, informing him of a mysterious man named Nishizono, 1274 00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:16,040 who may have been responsible for the fire, but the police arrive and arrest him. 1275 00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:17,040 They arrest Satoru. 1276 00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:19,040 So they got a red herring. 1277 00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:24,040 As he is taken away, Satoru spots the man he saw leaving his apartment 1278 00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:27,040 on the night of his own mother's murder. 1279 00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:28,040 Same guy? 1280 00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:31,040 Same guy. He notices him. 1281 00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:32,040 Maybe a call? 1282 00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:36,040 Well, he's being taken away basically by the police. He notices this guy. 1283 00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:42,040 So either it's a copycat or it's the apprentice of the real killer and kidnapper. 1284 00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:48,040 One of those, because there's no way it would be this guy already. 1285 00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:52,040 So episode seven now. It's called Out of Control. 1286 00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:55,040 So determined not to let things in the way it is, 1287 00:54:55,040 --> 00:55:00,040 Satoru successfully triggers his revival through sheer willpower, 1288 00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:03,040 returning to February 28th, 1988. 1289 00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:04,040 Damn. 1290 00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:06,040 So three days before his birth. 1291 00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:11,040 He gets back and he fucking shits himself from there. They're like, off! 1292 00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:14,040 Those are the little stuff I would add to just make it a little lighthearted. 1293 00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:15,040 The fractured butthole. 1294 00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:19,040 Like he just blows his asshole out. 1295 00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:26,040 During school the next day, Kenya confronts Satoru about Kayo's situation at home, 1296 00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:31,040 admitting that he has known for a while about the domestic violence and offers his assistance. 1297 00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:38,040 Following the birthday party on March 2nd, Satoru, he throws a rock through Yuki's window to bring about the police, 1298 00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:41,040 providing Yuki with an alibi for his whereabouts. 1299 00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:44,040 Because this is the guy that originally in episode one, 1300 00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:49,040 he's the person that they said was the killer of all these kids beforehand. 1301 00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:53,040 Because he was like an eccentric guy. 1302 00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:57,040 Like he was older but he like talked and played with kids. 1303 00:55:57,040 --> 00:55:59,040 That's a pitiful thought I've ever heard. 1304 00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:02,040 I think it was more of like he's just not mentally... 1305 00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:03,040 Oh, he's mentally deficient? 1306 00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:04,040 A little bit, yeah. 1307 00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:06,040 Like he's not doing it out of violence. 1308 00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:07,040 He's more childlike, okay. 1309 00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:09,040 Like he's very very childlike. 1310 00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:11,040 And he's nice to all the kids. 1311 00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:16,040 Like he shows them how to like fly planes and stuff. It's not anything creepy or really really weird. 1312 00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:19,040 Well yeah, mostly when it's mental deficiency, they're not as uh... 1313 00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:20,040 Those thoughts would never enter their head anyway. 1314 00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:24,040 Like I don't think he's dumb. He's just like cognitively he's not thinking about it. 1315 00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:29,040 Like he's wanting to be friends with these people but he's not doing it out of like a Forza Gump type. 1316 00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:30,040 Kinda yeah. 1317 00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:32,040 Just like friendly just because he's just a picture. 1318 00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:34,040 That's just who he is. 1319 00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:37,040 So he throws a rock through this dude's window as a kid, 1320 00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:43,040 so that way he has a police alibi showing where he is in the future. 1321 00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:45,040 He provides the alibi for his whereabouts. 1322 00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:52,040 Afterwards, Satoru, he seeks out Akemi and comes close to pushing her down some stairs, 1323 00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:56,040 but is stopped by Kenya, who convinces him to choose a different course of action. 1324 00:56:56,040 --> 00:57:02,040 Instead, Satoru, he decides to abduct Kayo with her permission, 1325 00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:08,040 taking her to an abandoned bus to hide out for a few days until she is confirmed to be safe. 1326 00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:13,040 On the night of March 3rd, however, an unknown intruder enters the bus while Kayo is sleeping. 1327 00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:14,040 Okay. 1328 00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:15,040 And that's how the episode ends for that one. 1329 00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:18,040 Well damn, cliffhanger. 1330 00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:20,040 Episode 8 is called Spiral. 1331 00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:26,040 So Kayo, she manages to hide from the intruder who exits the bus, leaving behind a footprint on a box he has kicked. 1332 00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:35,040 The next evening, as Yashiro goes with some people to the child consultation center to investigate Kayo's house, 1333 00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:41,040 Kayo tells Satoru that the other is about the previous night's intruder. 1334 00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:45,040 So it's as if they left her on the bus to hide out because he got her permission to leave her there, 1335 00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:48,040 and then the next day she's telling them all about it. 1336 00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:49,040 Looking into a- 1337 00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:51,040 How does this killer keep finding these people? 1338 00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:52,040 Well, he didn't know that she was there. 1339 00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:53,040 He didn't? 1340 00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:54,040 No. 1341 00:57:54,040 --> 00:57:56,040 So what were they doing on the bus to begin with? 1342 00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:58,040 So looking into the rucksack that was left behind, 1343 00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:04,040 they find tools that Satoru recognizes as the ones used to implicate Yuki for Kayo's murder, 1344 00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:09,040 as well as a briquette presumed to belong to the killer. 1345 00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:11,040 Oh. 1346 00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:14,040 Realizing he is still stuck in the loop of abduction murders, 1347 00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:21,040 Satoru takes Kayo to spend the night at his house, where Sachiko has been expecting them. 1348 00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:23,040 So his mom understands. 1349 00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:24,040 Right. 1350 00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:26,040 Like she doesn't understand why, but he understands. 1351 00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:29,040 Like in her mind, she's thinking that they're staying there because she's getting abused. 1352 00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:30,040 Right. 1353 00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:32,040 So it's like, yeah, you can stay here. 1354 00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:39,040 The next day, Kayo has her first home-cooked breakfast in her life, leading to her to start crying. 1355 00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:46,040 Satoru and Sachiko later accompany Kayo back to her house to confront Akame, her mother. 1356 00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:49,040 So we go into episode 9, it's called Closure. 1357 00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:53,040 As Akame reacts violently to the accusations of Satoru and Sachiko, 1358 00:58:53,040 --> 00:59:00,040 she is caught red-handed by Yashiro and the consultant, who suggests that Kayo be taken into custody. 1359 00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:01,040 What'd you do, you start swaying? 1360 00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:02,040 Yeah. 1361 00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:03,040 Okay. 1362 00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:09,040 Just as Akame prepares to storm off to the police, she is approached by her estranged mother, 1363 00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:16,040 who regrets not being able to support her for having her divorce her abusive husband and raise Kayo on her own, 1364 00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:18,040 leading Akame to lament her own actions. 1365 00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:23,040 So Akame is like, it would be Kayo's grandmother, basically comes through. 1366 00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:26,040 With Kayo going off to live with her maternal grandmother, 1367 00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:30,040 Satoru, he turns his attention towards the other two potential victims. 1368 00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:37,040 Hiromi Sugita, his classmate, and Aya Nakanishi, a student from a neighboring school. 1369 00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:40,040 While keeping a watch on both Hiromi and Aya, 1370 00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:47,040 Satoru discovers a stash of candy in Yashiro's car while being given a ride home by them. 1371 00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:55,040 Later, Satoru goes with Kenya and Hiromi to inspect the bus, the contents of which have now been removed. 1372 00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:57,040 So that bag is gone now. 1373 00:59:57,040 --> 00:59:58,040 Is empty. 1374 00:59:58,040 --> 01:00:00,040 Yeah. So the killer came back to get it. 1375 01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:04,040 He either has his toolkit ready or he's gonna fucking frame somebody. 1376 01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:05,040 Yeah. 1377 01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:07,040 Episode 10 is called Joy. 1378 01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:12,040 So Satoru and his friends approach Aya, and despite some initial resistance, 1379 01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:15,040 she starts joining them at their hideout. 1380 01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:21,040 Later, Satoru shadows Masato, who has kept to herself since being accused of framing Kayo. 1381 01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:24,040 She seemingly disappears after going to the bathroom. 1382 01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:30,040 Satoru then notices a truck belonging to Yuki's family leaving the scene and asks Yashiro to follow it in his car. 1383 01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:33,040 Along the way, Yashiro reveals himself to be the killer. 1384 01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:34,040 Yashiro? 1385 01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:35,040 His teacher. 1386 01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:37,040 Yeah, that sounded believable actually. 1387 01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:38,040 Yeah. 1388 01:00:38,040 --> 01:00:46,040 Because the fact that he took notice of the women, because yeah, because he wouldn't know which kids were abused, 1389 01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:49,040 and he wouldn't know which ones the parents wouldn't care for at all. 1390 01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:50,040 It would be easier to capture. 1391 01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:51,040 Yeah. 1392 01:00:51,040 --> 01:00:52,040 Very clever of him. 1393 01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:53,040 Yeah, very. 1394 01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:54,040 So he's the killer. 1395 01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:55,040 Yeah, okay. 1396 01:00:55,040 --> 01:01:00,040 And that he realized that Satoru was the one forwarding his plans. 1397 01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:07,040 So since Satoru was in the car with him, and they're just driving, acting like they're chasing after this truck, 1398 01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:12,040 he explains that he used Masato as bait to lure Satoru into a stolen car, 1399 01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:15,040 which he then rolls into the frozen lake with Satoru trapped inside. 1400 01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:16,040 Well damn. 1401 01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:18,040 He got him. 1402 01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:20,040 This one's for the manager, Terry. 1403 01:01:20,040 --> 01:01:21,040 Yeah. 1404 01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:23,040 The manager wasn't it? It was the teacher. 1405 01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:25,040 So weird. 1406 01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:27,040 But then he wouldn't have done well. 1407 01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:32,040 Other schools, so he would have to, yeah, I should have checked the fucking school records is what I should have done. 1408 01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:37,040 Which teachers were in those places at the time, god dang it. 1409 01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:38,040 Yeah. 1410 01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:40,040 So we end episode 10 with Satoru. 1411 01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:44,040 He's trapped inside a car, in an icy lake. 1412 01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:49,040 So following Yashiro's attempt to kill him, Satoru, he wakes up in the year 2003 1413 01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:51,040 after spending 15 years in a coma. 1414 01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:53,040 Fuck. 1415 01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:56,040 His body continued to grow, and his mother cared for him daily. 1416 01:01:56,040 --> 01:02:00,040 However, he has lost his memories of past events. 1417 01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:01,040 Oh shit. 1418 01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:06,040 Satoru is visited by Kenya and Hiromi, as well as Kayo, who has become Hiromi's wife, 1419 01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:14,040 and a mother of their infant son who was given the feminine name Mirei, or future in Japanese. 1420 01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:15,040 Probably the kanji. 1421 01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:16,040 Oh. 1422 01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:19,040 Some of Satoru's memories begin to return due to his friend's visits. 1423 01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:25,040 Later, he meets a leukemia patient named Kumi, who is about to undergo surgery, 1424 01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:32,040 as well as Yashiro himself, who changed his name to Nishizono and became a politician. 1425 01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:33,040 So the killer became a politician. 1426 01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:35,040 Well shit. 1427 01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:39,040 Two days before Kumi's surgery, Yashiro takes Satoru to the hospital's rooftop, 1428 01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:44,040 where he confirms Yashiro's suspicions that he has regained his memories. 1429 01:02:44,040 --> 01:02:46,040 Because he's like, you remember who I am, don't you? 1430 01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:49,040 No, who are you? 1431 01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:52,040 So last episode of this is called Treasure. 1432 01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:57,040 A flashback shows that Satoru's memories returned to him after the visit from Kayo, 1433 01:02:57,040 --> 01:03:00,040 and he told Kenya and Hiromi that Yashiro was the killer. 1434 01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:02,040 So he's already told his friends that. 1435 01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:04,040 Clever. 1436 01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:09,040 Back on the rooftop, Yashiro boasts that his past crimes have already been passed a statute of limitations, 1437 01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:11,040 and he cannot be arrested. 1438 01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:12,040 Murder? 1439 01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:13,040 Apparently. 1440 01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:17,040 Wait, the murder kit has a statute of limitations? 1441 01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:18,040 Assuming so. 1442 01:03:18,040 --> 01:03:25,040 He reveals he has arranged to kill Kumi with a sabotaged IV drip and to frame Satoru for her murder. 1443 01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:27,040 Okay, give me a second. 1444 01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:31,040 Yashiro threatens to throw Satoru from the roof and make it look like a suicide. 1445 01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:36,040 However, Satoru calls Yashiro's bluff, stating that Yashiro can't live without him. 1446 01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:41,040 Because it's like as a killer, you need somebody to know who you are and what you've done. 1447 01:03:41,040 --> 01:03:45,040 Oh, the famous recognition thing they want? 1448 01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:46,040 Yeah. 1449 01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:48,040 Yeah, that's what gets a lot of them captured. 1450 01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:54,040 However, Yashiro lets Satoru drop and prepares to commit suicide himself. 1451 01:03:54,040 --> 01:03:55,040 Well, fuck him, Dad. 1452 01:03:55,040 --> 01:04:00,040 He then discovers that Satoru has been safely caught by his friends, who set up a net below, 1453 01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:04,040 because he already told them about how he knew who the killer was and that they were going to... 1454 01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:08,040 He basically said, he's probably going to take me up to the roof and throw me out. 1455 01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:09,040 Toss me out? 1456 01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:11,040 Yeah, because he's in a wheelchair. 1457 01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:14,040 Like, Satoru can't walk because his body's atrophied. 1458 01:04:14,040 --> 01:04:16,040 Yeah, pretty much. 1459 01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:20,040 So, and Yashiro is finally arrested for attempted murder. 1460 01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:22,040 He can't be arrested for all the other murders. 1461 01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:26,040 But he literally... like, people just seen him try to throw him off of the rooftop. 1462 01:04:26,040 --> 01:04:27,040 Ain't that that politician guy? 1463 01:04:27,040 --> 01:04:29,040 Yeah, just like a student with a mountain. 1464 01:04:29,040 --> 01:04:35,040 Seven years later, in 2010, Satoru has become a successful manga artist. 1465 01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:36,040 Yeah. 1466 01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:37,040 So original, how original. 1467 01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:42,040 Like, the one thing they never touched on the whole episode, the whole series. 1468 01:04:42,040 --> 01:04:48,040 One day, Satoru surprisingly encounters Iri under the same bridge where he used to sit earlier 1469 01:04:48,040 --> 01:04:55,040 and where he had disappeared during his last revival trip into the past, which has now reactivated itself. 1470 01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:57,040 So where is he going now? 1471 01:04:57,040 --> 01:04:58,040 That's how it ends. 1472 01:04:58,040 --> 01:05:01,040 Like, apparently, because at the end you see the butterfly fly back by again, 1473 01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:03,040 play something's getting ready to happen. 1474 01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:05,040 I wonder if he can push forward, maybe. 1475 01:05:05,040 --> 01:05:07,040 That'd be wild. 1476 01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:10,040 Overall, decent anime. It's got a very good mystery subplot to it. 1477 01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:11,040 It does. 1478 01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:13,040 Trying to figure it out. 1479 01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:15,040 Gave you some things to think about. 1480 01:05:15,040 --> 01:05:17,040 Mostly because I don't know any of their names. 1481 01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:20,040 I'm gonna be dead honest with you, half of the two I don't even know. 1482 01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:21,040 I had to see their actual faces. 1483 01:05:21,040 --> 01:05:23,040 Yeah, you would know that if you seen it though. 1484 01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:25,040 I'm like, I'm just real confused. 1485 01:05:25,040 --> 01:05:28,040 You caught up, you still stayed up with most of the stuff. 1486 01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:31,040 Yeah, the mystery stuff, yeah, but not the names. 1487 01:05:31,040 --> 01:05:33,040 That's the one that gave me trouble. 1488 01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:34,040 Satoru? 1489 01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:37,040 Yeah, you said the name of the killer and I'm like, I don't know who that is. 1490 01:05:37,040 --> 01:05:38,040 You're naming the teacher. 1491 01:05:38,040 --> 01:05:39,040 Oh, I know who that is. 1492 01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:42,040 That's why I said that. That's why I said the teacher. 1493 01:05:42,040 --> 01:05:46,040 Because, you know, hearing it, you're not gonna know necessarily the names that easily. 1494 01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:49,040 Huh. It's a weird mystery. 1495 01:05:49,040 --> 01:05:55,040 Like I said though, it ends with him under the bridge of that girl that he was his coworker originally, 1496 01:05:55,040 --> 01:06:00,040 where she's underneath that same bridge where he finds her as he's walking underneath it in 2010. 1497 01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:05,040 Because think about it, if he's already a successful manga artist, then he never met her. 1498 01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:10,040 Yeah, plus in 2003, and he was in a coma, so he never even, whatever he did before that. 1499 01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:11,040 Exactly. 1500 01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:13,040 And the original timeline is done. 1501 01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:15,040 I can't remember if his mom survived though, I'm pretty sure she did. 1502 01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:17,040 I hope so. 1503 01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:18,040 But that's what triggered it to begin with. 1504 01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:20,040 I guess she would because she was keeping him alive. 1505 01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:21,040 Yeah. 1506 01:06:21,040 --> 01:06:22,040 Or she was taking care of him for all those years. 1507 01:06:22,040 --> 01:06:24,040 Yep. 1508 01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:28,040 So it just shows that whenever you lose a family member in these anime, 1509 01:06:28,040 --> 01:06:30,040 it's like it'll send you back in time. 1510 01:06:30,040 --> 01:06:31,040 Send you back in time. 1511 01:06:31,040 --> 01:06:35,040 Or it'll give you that next bump in Super Saiyan 2. 1512 01:06:35,040 --> 01:06:38,040 And then you throw your son into the fight. 1513 01:06:38,040 --> 01:06:47,040 Not only do you throw your son into the fight, you give your enemy a fucking heal being put in a bag at 100%. 1514 01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:50,040 Then you punch your son in the dick. 1515 01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:53,040 He's got this. 1516 01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:55,040 Alright. 1517 01:06:55,040 --> 01:06:57,040 Alright, are you ready for some Reddit? 1518 01:06:57,040 --> 01:06:58,040 I am. 1519 01:06:58,040 --> 01:07:00,040 Get out of the detective mode for a minute. 1520 01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:01,040 It won't go away. 1521 01:07:01,040 --> 01:07:03,040 It never goes away actually. 1522 01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:07,040 I'm trying to figure out what these people speak about. 1523 01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:09,040 It might make going to age madness. 1524 01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:12,040 Make me go on a 15 year comment. 1525 01:07:12,040 --> 01:07:15,040 Just thinking about this. 1526 01:07:15,040 --> 01:07:19,040 Alrighty, so first one is by Aloy is my co-pilot. 1527 01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:21,040 Okay. 1528 01:07:21,040 --> 01:07:25,040 So this happened a few hours ago and honestly, I feel so bad that I don't know what to do. 1529 01:07:25,040 --> 01:07:29,040 I have a student named Ron that has been working close with me for the past few months. 1530 01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:31,040 Last name Weasley. 1531 01:07:31,040 --> 01:07:32,040 God help. 1532 01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:34,040 My name is Snape. 1533 01:07:34,040 --> 01:07:36,040 Ron is shy and reserved. 1534 01:07:36,040 --> 01:07:38,040 But for some reason he's... 1535 01:07:38,040 --> 01:07:41,040 You're gonna ask him out on a date? What the fuck does that matter? 1536 01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:44,040 But for some reason he took a liking to me. 1537 01:07:44,040 --> 01:07:47,040 I've gotten to know him well, whereas other... 1538 01:07:47,040 --> 01:07:50,040 Where other most people in my department barely know him. 1539 01:07:50,040 --> 01:07:52,040 And he's honestly a bright student. 1540 01:07:52,040 --> 01:07:57,040 Ron sheepishly told me that he was applying for grad school and asked me if I could write him a letter of recommendation. 1541 01:07:57,040 --> 01:08:02,040 I said yes, but of course I waited until the night before the recommendation letters were due to begin writing them. 1542 01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:04,040 Ah, procrastinator. I know it well. 1543 01:08:04,040 --> 01:08:06,040 I do too. 1544 01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:08,040 I have templates that I use for recommendation letters. 1545 01:08:08,040 --> 01:08:11,040 They all say university and the place of the school. 1546 01:08:11,040 --> 01:08:16,040 And I have naming conventions that I use so that I don't get the schools mixed up. 1547 01:08:16,040 --> 01:08:22,040 It's usually something like students initials, students school initials, year, month, final copy. 1548 01:08:22,040 --> 01:08:23,040 Okay. 1549 01:08:23,040 --> 01:08:26,040 Ron is applying to some schools that are hard to get into. 1550 01:08:26,040 --> 01:08:29,040 So I made sure to look over the documents in detail before I sent them. 1551 01:08:29,040 --> 01:08:30,040 WI University. 1552 01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:32,040 So how do I eff up? 1553 01:08:32,040 --> 01:08:37,040 In my haste, I didn't realize that one of the recommendation letters was actually just a template. 1554 01:08:37,040 --> 01:08:40,040 I still have university in the place of the school's name. 1555 01:08:40,040 --> 01:08:42,040 The year was wrong on the template. 1556 01:08:42,040 --> 01:08:44,040 And his full name was missing. 1557 01:08:44,040 --> 01:08:48,040 It straight up looked like the recommendation letter was submitted by some off-brand chat GPT. 1558 01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:50,040 Jesus. 1559 01:08:50,040 --> 01:08:52,040 I frantically tried to correct my mistake, but it was too late. 1560 01:08:52,040 --> 01:08:54,040 They wouldn't let me resubmit. 1561 01:08:54,040 --> 01:08:59,040 Luckily, the rest of the recommendation letters that I sent to the other schools were without errors. 1562 01:08:59,040 --> 01:09:02,040 But I can't stop thinking about how I just messed up Ron's future. 1563 01:09:02,040 --> 01:09:03,040 It ruined his life. 1564 01:09:03,040 --> 01:09:06,040 He definitely won't be getting into that school. 1565 01:09:06,040 --> 01:09:10,040 Now I'm wondering if I should tell him what I did or just remain silent. 1566 01:09:10,040 --> 01:09:11,040 I would just let it go. 1567 01:09:11,040 --> 01:09:12,040 It's like, well, fuck. 1568 01:09:12,040 --> 01:09:14,040 Unless he knows it better. 1569 01:09:14,040 --> 01:09:15,040 I'm a bitch. 1570 01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:22,040 I mean, if that was his school, right, that he really wanted to go to, I would not say a word to him. 1571 01:09:22,040 --> 01:09:26,040 Next one is by AgreeableBanana391. 1572 01:09:26,040 --> 01:09:28,040 I can read right. 1573 01:09:28,040 --> 01:09:32,040 This person puts, I work in the trades in an outdoor environment. 1574 01:09:32,040 --> 01:09:38,040 We're between big pushes to get work accomplished, so we're running skeleton crews and accomplishing very basic, easy tasks. 1575 01:09:38,040 --> 01:09:42,040 We were told, make this work last until the next big push. 1576 01:09:42,040 --> 01:09:45,040 My crew got combined with another crew last Monday. 1577 01:09:45,040 --> 01:09:49,040 We were literally walking around out in the field doing nothing. 1578 01:09:49,040 --> 01:09:52,040 The air temperature outside was 10 degrees Fahrenheit. 1579 01:09:52,040 --> 01:09:53,040 Fuck. 1580 01:09:53,040 --> 01:10:03,040 I commented that we should walk in areas that we had to walk as fast as possible so we could go hunker down in the break area, which was heated. 1581 01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:06,040 My coworkers got comfortable and were playing poker. 1582 01:10:06,040 --> 01:10:10,040 Meanwhile, I was sitting in the corner on my phone because I didn't want to gamble. 1583 01:10:10,040 --> 01:10:16,040 Our boss drove into the field, walked into the break room, and found us hanging out and fired everyone except for me. 1584 01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:19,040 Damn, because I wasn't playing with the rest of the crew. 1585 01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:23,040 They must have loved that, walking right past him out of the break room. 1586 01:10:23,040 --> 01:10:35,040 I'm the lowest ranking person on the crew, and there are a, there was a foreman present with us, but I can't help but think that if I hadn't convinced them to change the way we were doing things, that they'd all still have jobs. 1587 01:10:35,040 --> 01:10:38,040 Wait, so he was the one that said like- 1588 01:10:38,040 --> 01:10:42,040 He recommended they go through and walk real fast and then go back to the break room. 1589 01:10:42,040 --> 01:10:43,040 Damn. 1590 01:10:43,040 --> 01:10:46,040 So he probably got everybody fired. 1591 01:10:46,040 --> 01:10:50,040 Jesus. What difference does it make if they walk fast or slow? 1592 01:10:50,040 --> 01:10:52,040 I couldn't tell you. 1593 01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:53,040 Weird. 1594 01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:58,040 If they all took turns going out there, there'd at least be somebody out there. 1595 01:10:58,040 --> 01:10:59,040 Right. 1596 01:10:59,040 --> 01:11:00,040 Keeping the boss pools up. 1597 01:11:00,040 --> 01:11:01,040 Exactly. 1598 01:11:01,040 --> 01:11:03,040 But no, they all had to go back to the same room. 1599 01:11:03,040 --> 01:11:06,040 Well, I guess that's why they fucked up. There should have been someone out there working. 1600 01:11:06,040 --> 01:11:07,040 Should have had a scout. 1601 01:11:07,040 --> 01:11:09,040 Yeah. 1602 01:11:09,040 --> 01:11:11,040 Boss coming. 1603 01:11:11,040 --> 01:11:17,040 Next one is by...I'm not even going to try to attempt that name. 1604 01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:19,040 Not at all. 1605 01:11:19,040 --> 01:11:26,040 It's...can you read that shit? 1606 01:11:26,040 --> 01:11:27,040 Why not? 1607 01:11:27,040 --> 01:11:34,040 It's like I went down. 1608 01:11:34,040 --> 01:11:37,040 Is it dot-to-dot-to-dot-to-coo? 1609 01:11:37,040 --> 01:11:38,040 I don't know. 1610 01:11:38,040 --> 01:11:39,040 Close enough. 1611 01:11:39,040 --> 01:11:43,040 I told you. That's why I'm standing here just like, huh? 1612 01:11:43,040 --> 01:11:49,040 Today I fucked up whenever I decided that I was too lazy to change clothes before going to get super glue. 1613 01:11:49,040 --> 01:11:55,040 I wore my pajamas, which consists of an oversized MCR t-shirt that has a few riffs and holes thanks to my dog. 1614 01:11:55,040 --> 01:12:03,040 As long as...it's long enough that it covers my pajama shorts and also a pair of flip-flops, which keep breaking. 1615 01:12:03,040 --> 01:12:06,040 So that...that's why I'm buying the super glue. 1616 01:12:06,040 --> 01:12:13,040 My natural hair is very long and very curly and, because I've been swimming in the pool the day before, was an absolute bird's nest. 1617 01:12:13,040 --> 01:12:20,040 After I had bought the super glue, I was sitting outside the store on the ground using them to fix my flip-flops. 1618 01:12:20,040 --> 01:12:23,040 In a shower? After the pool? 1619 01:12:23,040 --> 01:12:25,040 Apparently not fucking corny. 1620 01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:30,040 I'm pretty shy, but tend to talk a lot to myself and self-narrate, which gets stares. 1621 01:12:30,040 --> 01:12:34,040 But today, a woman approached me and handed me ten dollars. 1622 01:12:34,040 --> 01:12:36,040 Here you go, sweetie. 1623 01:12:36,040 --> 01:12:42,040 I was shocked and confused, but I didn't know what to do but say thank you, and she just kept walking. 1624 01:12:42,040 --> 01:12:51,040 After letting my flip-flops dry, I walked back to the car, to which the same woman approached me and demanded her money back, which of course I did. 1625 01:12:51,040 --> 01:12:56,040 She then scolded me for pretending to be homeless, which prompted me to explain that I wasn't pretending. 1626 01:12:56,040 --> 01:12:58,040 I am homeless. 1627 01:12:58,040 --> 01:13:06,040 These are just my pajamas, and I just look like this, and I genuinely don't understand why she gave me money in the first place. 1628 01:13:06,040 --> 01:13:09,040 She got very flustered and said that she would report me to the police. 1629 01:13:09,040 --> 01:13:10,040 For what? 1630 01:13:10,040 --> 01:13:11,040 So I profusely apologized. 1631 01:13:11,040 --> 01:13:12,040 Pander? Yes. 1632 01:13:12,040 --> 01:13:16,040 Apparently. Apologized for the misunderstanding and just booked it. 1633 01:13:16,040 --> 01:13:21,040 I've already started working on fixing the t-shirt and decided to never go wear pajamas outside again. 1634 01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:24,040 Yeah, I mean, stop being a Walmart person. 1635 01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:27,040 Hey man, you gotta get the stuff you gotta get. Your pajamas. 1636 01:13:27,040 --> 01:13:28,040 Go get dressed. 1637 01:13:28,040 --> 01:13:29,040 Not that hard. 1638 01:13:29,040 --> 01:13:30,040 That is dressed. 1639 01:13:30,040 --> 01:13:32,040 For Walmart, yes. 1640 01:13:32,040 --> 01:13:36,040 You could go in there with like the sandals and socks and butt-ass negatives to let you in. 1641 01:13:36,040 --> 01:13:42,040 Used to be that way at McDonald's until they became all fancy and became a café. 1642 01:13:42,040 --> 01:13:45,040 No shoot, no shoot, no service. 1643 01:13:45,040 --> 01:13:49,040 That's half your clientele with no shoes, no shirt. 1644 01:13:49,040 --> 01:13:50,040 Pretty much. 1645 01:13:50,040 --> 01:13:54,040 Next one is by Mysterious Emu, 9092. 1646 01:13:54,040 --> 01:13:55,040 It's on Emu. 1647 01:13:55,040 --> 01:13:57,040 This person puts. 1648 01:13:57,040 --> 01:14:03,040 I'm getting an over sickness and dental issues that halted my husband and my sex life. 1649 01:14:03,040 --> 01:14:05,040 My dick is itchy. 1650 01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:06,040 Just thinking about her? 1651 01:14:06,040 --> 01:14:08,040 No, just generally. 1652 01:14:08,040 --> 01:14:17,040 I wanted to surprise him whenever I get off work with some extra, sorry let me re-read that, 1653 01:14:17,040 --> 01:14:22,040 and my sex life and I wanted to surprise him when he gets off work with some extra enticing. 1654 01:14:22,040 --> 01:14:28,040 As a parent, student, and the breadwinner, it's hard for me to do sexy things for my husband outside of general hygiene. 1655 01:14:28,040 --> 01:14:33,040 Parent, student, and the breadwinner? What is she doing? Or what is he doing, I mean? 1656 01:14:33,040 --> 01:14:35,040 Probably working. Well apparently he works too. 1657 01:14:35,040 --> 01:14:37,040 Because whenever he gets off work. 1658 01:14:37,040 --> 01:14:38,040 How? 1659 01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:40,040 So she's just classifying. 1660 01:14:40,040 --> 01:14:42,040 Parent, student, and the breadwinner. 1661 01:14:42,040 --> 01:14:43,040 Confused. 1662 01:14:43,040 --> 01:14:44,040 Or she's just lying. 1663 01:14:44,040 --> 01:14:46,040 Does the breadwinner just mean that you're the one making all the money? 1664 01:14:46,040 --> 01:14:47,040 Making more money, yeah. 1665 01:14:47,040 --> 01:14:48,040 Oh. 1666 01:14:48,040 --> 01:14:50,040 Who knows. 1667 01:14:50,040 --> 01:14:55,040 I decided I wanted to trim my boobs and get my smooth skin on. 1668 01:14:55,040 --> 01:14:59,040 My husband didn't like bald, but trimmed him nice. 1669 01:14:59,040 --> 01:15:05,040 I reached for my trimmer, but the batteries died, so I grabbed his more fancy trimmer. 1670 01:15:05,040 --> 01:15:08,040 To be clear, he's offered for me to use it before. 1671 01:15:08,040 --> 01:15:12,040 I shaved on the toilet for ease of cleaning and wasn't worried at all. 1672 01:15:12,040 --> 01:15:14,040 I checked in the mirror and found a giant bloody mound. 1673 01:15:14,040 --> 01:15:16,040 Oh God. 1674 01:15:16,040 --> 01:15:19,040 Did he touch it? I feel that. 1675 01:15:19,040 --> 01:15:21,040 Apparently she didn't. 1676 01:15:21,040 --> 01:15:26,040 I was bleeding everywhere and was fairly decent size. 1677 01:15:26,040 --> 01:15:27,040 Ouch. 1678 01:15:27,040 --> 01:15:34,040 Now I have to explain why I have an open wound because it's clear to see with my newly buzzed bush. 1679 01:15:34,040 --> 01:15:40,040 To get those coochie cuts, they must sting a whole different way. 1680 01:15:40,040 --> 01:15:44,040 To be fair, he's just going to think it's that time of the month and he's not going to say nothing. 1681 01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:46,040 You never know. 1682 01:15:46,040 --> 01:15:49,040 Why is he bleeding from the top and not the inside? 1683 01:15:49,040 --> 01:15:52,040 Most people are like, I don't want to know. 1684 01:15:52,040 --> 01:15:53,040 Probably, yeah. 1685 01:15:53,040 --> 01:15:55,040 They just don't even ask questions. 1686 01:15:55,040 --> 01:15:59,040 Next one is by Initial Idea 6561. 1687 01:15:59,040 --> 01:16:00,040 This person fits. 1688 01:16:00,040 --> 01:16:01,040 Obligatory. 1689 01:16:01,040 --> 01:16:03,040 This didn't happen today but a while ago. 1690 01:16:03,040 --> 01:16:04,040 Alright. 1691 01:16:04,040 --> 01:16:06,040 I know it sounds really bad but hear me out. 1692 01:16:06,040 --> 01:16:15,040 My sister, Gwen and her husband, Mike and I was playing, sorry, was having a bit of a get together, drinking and having fun. 1693 01:16:15,040 --> 01:16:18,040 We were well into the drinks, playing cards and shit. 1694 01:16:18,040 --> 01:16:24,040 My sister decided to go off to bed as she had work in the morning so we continued partying. 1695 01:16:24,040 --> 01:16:30,040 It's just us two in the house and we start opening up about stuff and he mentions that he has done hard drugs before. 1696 01:16:30,040 --> 01:16:38,040 I was very shocked and whenever I told him I've never taken anything other than a little weed, he is completely shocked that it's a no. 1697 01:16:38,040 --> 01:16:41,040 Shortly after, he offers cocaine to me. 1698 01:16:41,040 --> 01:16:48,040 We both take some and the party didn't party on. 1699 01:16:48,040 --> 01:16:52,040 I already get to have a partier and he says I can't say anything to Gwen. 1700 01:16:52,040 --> 01:16:56,040 Obviously, I don't want anyone to know what I've done so I kept my promise. 1701 01:16:56,040 --> 01:17:00,040 They got married a year after this. She found out via another friend about his drug use. 1702 01:17:00,040 --> 01:17:11,040 Turns out he had been doing cocaine more regularly than I thought and on top of it, Mike and Gwen had a mutual understanding that this is where they draw the line in a relationship and to never lie about it. 1703 01:17:11,040 --> 01:17:14,040 They still have some issues around the matter today. 1704 01:17:14,040 --> 01:17:17,040 Damn. Is he cocaine like 95% addictive? 1705 01:17:17,040 --> 01:17:19,040 Heesh. 1706 01:17:19,040 --> 01:17:20,040 Hey Waldo. 1707 01:17:20,040 --> 01:17:23,040 No problem. 1708 01:17:23,040 --> 01:17:25,040 Next one is by Dumpster Dave. 1709 01:17:25,040 --> 01:17:27,040 Dumpster Dave? Now that's an original name. 1710 01:17:27,040 --> 01:17:28,040 Yeah. 1711 01:17:28,040 --> 01:17:32,040 This person puts, this happened a few months ago but I'm thinking about it again now. 1712 01:17:32,040 --> 01:17:38,040 So as me and my wife were moving out, we were going through our bills we each pay. 1713 01:17:38,040 --> 01:17:41,040 Somehow we were both paying for an electricity bill. 1714 01:17:41,040 --> 01:17:46,040 Come to find out, I have been paying for the downtown's neighbor or the downstairs neighbor for the past eight years. 1715 01:17:46,040 --> 01:17:51,040 I'm not the kind of guy that would demand his money back but I will happily take it if she offers. 1716 01:17:51,040 --> 01:17:56,040 I casually mentioned it to her and she thought it was funny but did not offer to reimburse me. 1717 01:17:56,040 --> 01:18:04,040 She had to have known that she was supposed to be getting an electricity bill every month but never bothered to call the provider to ask why she wasn't getting one. 1718 01:18:04,040 --> 01:18:13,040 She was also a poor student for nearly the entire eight years who lived alone with her young daughter, which makes it even harder to insist that she repays me for eight years of back payments. 1719 01:18:13,040 --> 01:18:22,040 Also, looking at her past bills, on average, she used more electricity monthly than us, family of four, which has a larger apartment. 1720 01:18:22,040 --> 01:18:23,040 Damn. 1721 01:18:23,040 --> 01:18:26,040 So just randomly paying for somebody else's electricity bill. 1722 01:18:26,040 --> 01:18:27,040 How does that even happen? 1723 01:18:27,040 --> 01:18:30,040 I don't know. I know that shit wouldn't happen to me. 1724 01:18:30,040 --> 01:18:34,040 I know I wouldn't have her pay me. I would have the electric bill. 1725 01:18:34,040 --> 01:18:37,040 Hey, why are you always charging me double? Reimburse my share. 1726 01:18:37,040 --> 01:18:41,040 That or give me like eight years worth of free electricity? 1727 01:18:41,040 --> 01:18:46,040 Next one is by Alexi Lovely 117. 1728 01:18:46,040 --> 01:18:52,040 This person puts, for context, I, and you know it's got the age, don't get it. 1729 01:18:52,040 --> 01:18:53,040 Just say it, it doesn't matter. 1730 01:18:53,040 --> 01:18:54,040 A 21 year old female. 1731 01:18:54,040 --> 01:18:55,040 I don't care. 1732 01:18:55,040 --> 01:19:02,040 I'm a community college transfer student who has just started her first quarter at a four year university and I am living in the dorms. 1733 01:19:02,040 --> 01:19:11,040 While studying to get my degree during the day, I also am a part of a musical. The theater department is doing a part of an a cappella group. 1734 01:19:11,040 --> 01:19:14,040 Yes, she's part of a musical. The theater department is doing this quarter. 1735 01:19:14,040 --> 01:19:21,040 So with classes in the morning, the rehearsals from six to 10 p.m. every night, I'm not there very often. 1736 01:19:21,040 --> 01:19:24,040 And when I am, I usually am coming in after quiet hours. 1737 01:19:24,040 --> 01:19:30,040 So the other night after rehearsal, one of my friends offered to give me a ride back to my dorm, dorm building on the other side of the campus. 1738 01:19:30,040 --> 01:19:34,040 Of course, I said yes, because it's a long and cold walk back. 1739 01:19:34,040 --> 01:19:38,040 My friend was also hungry, though, and asked if I wanted to go to Taco Bell with them. 1740 01:19:38,040 --> 01:19:39,040 And I said yes. 1741 01:19:39,040 --> 01:19:41,040 Like I bet nothing you don't want to shit tonight. 1742 01:19:41,040 --> 01:19:43,040 I said yes to that too. 1743 01:19:43,040 --> 01:19:48,040 Since I had already had dinner, I didn't want tacos, but I wanted something sweet. 1744 01:19:48,040 --> 01:19:51,040 So I got a 12 pack of Cinnabon Delights. 1745 01:19:51,040 --> 01:19:52,040 Goddamn girl. 1746 01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:54,040 Catch a Cinnabon on. 1747 01:19:54,040 --> 01:20:01,040 I did it one time. They're little cinnamon roll bites with a white and gushy cream cheese frosting center. 1748 01:20:01,040 --> 01:20:03,040 This is important for later. 1749 01:20:03,040 --> 01:20:04,040 The cream cheese. 1750 01:20:04,040 --> 01:20:09,040 So we sat in the dark of the car in front of my building for a bit while she came out. 1751 01:20:09,040 --> 01:20:12,040 Look like she had cum stands under her chair. 1752 01:20:12,040 --> 01:20:16,040 I grabbed my pajamas and toiletries from my room and immediately went to the bathroom to get ready for bed. 1753 01:20:16,040 --> 01:20:23,040 As I was standing in the mirror combing my hair, I noticed that there was a lot of other girls in the bathroom that were giving me weirdly side eyed glances. 1754 01:20:23,040 --> 01:20:25,040 And I didn't understand why. 1755 01:20:25,040 --> 01:20:27,040 That was until I took a much closer look at my hair. 1756 01:20:27,040 --> 01:20:31,040 There was little splotches of creamy white liquid in different parts of my hair. 1757 01:20:31,040 --> 01:20:36,040 It blew out all over her hair huh? 1758 01:20:36,040 --> 01:20:42,040 Well I knew that this was the inside of a Cinnabon bite. 1759 01:20:42,040 --> 01:20:45,040 I was eating. The other girls clearly thought I had cum in my hair. 1760 01:20:45,040 --> 01:20:49,040 And it didn't help that it wasn't around that much. 1761 01:20:49,040 --> 01:20:52,040 I always came in late and dropped off in someone else's car. 1762 01:20:52,040 --> 01:20:54,040 There you go. 1763 01:20:54,040 --> 01:21:00,040 I quickly finished getting ready and went back to my dorm embarrassed but also laughing at the whole situation. 1764 01:21:00,040 --> 01:21:04,040 She at least didn't take it too seriously. It's always a good thing. 1765 01:21:04,040 --> 01:21:08,040 And last one for tonight is by buttholecum69420. 1766 01:21:08,040 --> 01:21:10,040 The fuck? 1767 01:21:10,040 --> 01:21:12,040 I don't even know these people. 1768 01:21:12,040 --> 01:21:15,040 Make your sexual innuendo more stale you know? 1769 01:21:15,040 --> 01:21:17,040 No they just came out and said it all. 1770 01:21:17,040 --> 01:21:19,040 But oh you got a comedy. 1771 01:21:19,040 --> 01:21:20,040 69420. 1772 01:21:20,040 --> 01:21:22,040 69. 1773 01:21:22,040 --> 01:21:24,040 I never tried a 420 though. 1774 01:21:24,040 --> 01:21:26,040 The other weed I guess. 1775 01:21:26,040 --> 01:21:31,040 Spurs and Pits. This took place around 2011 whenever I was 22 years old. 1776 01:21:31,040 --> 01:21:33,040 22. 1777 01:21:33,040 --> 01:21:36,040 I was at my friend Jack's birthday party. 1778 01:21:36,040 --> 01:21:40,040 Me, Jack and some other friends were talking about nostalgic shows and cartoons. 1779 01:21:40,040 --> 01:21:44,040 We talked about Spongebob, The Simpsons, Rugrats, Pokemon and many more. 1780 01:21:44,040 --> 01:21:48,040 One person mentioned Vigy Tales and I chuckled slightly. 1781 01:21:48,040 --> 01:21:51,040 That person asked me why I was laughing. 1782 01:21:51,040 --> 01:21:53,040 That person was dead serious. 1783 01:21:53,040 --> 01:21:55,040 And I decided to explain. 1784 01:21:55,040 --> 01:21:59,040 For some context, I had a traumatic incident while watching Vigy Tales cartoon porn. 1785 01:21:59,040 --> 01:22:05,040 I was masturbating with an orange and the juice got into my meat hole. 1786 01:22:05,040 --> 01:22:10,040 This took a turn that I never saw coming. 1787 01:22:10,040 --> 01:22:13,040 And I tend to stink of all the possibilities. 1788 01:22:13,040 --> 01:22:15,040 Here's that one coming did you? 1789 01:22:15,040 --> 01:22:20,040 It hurt and it happened whenever I was watching Vigy Tales porn. 1790 01:22:20,040 --> 01:22:23,040 Now that you guys have context, let's get back to what I said. 1791 01:22:23,040 --> 01:22:26,040 I said something along the lines of. 1792 01:22:26,040 --> 01:22:29,040 Larry is hot. He looks like a green dick. 1793 01:22:29,040 --> 01:22:32,040 And Bob the tomato is real red and curvy. 1794 01:22:32,040 --> 01:22:36,040 I'm surprised they made the character so sexy. 1795 01:22:36,040 --> 01:22:39,040 I thought this was a funny joke because everybody would laugh at it. 1796 01:22:39,040 --> 01:22:43,040 But everyone was silent. 1797 01:22:43,040 --> 01:22:45,040 The silence was deafening. 1798 01:22:45,040 --> 01:22:49,040 Get the fuck out of my room. 1799 01:22:49,040 --> 01:22:52,040 I asked everybody if I could say if I said something wrong. 1800 01:22:52,040 --> 01:22:57,040 One of them asked if I was mentally ill. 1801 01:22:57,040 --> 01:23:01,040 Come on. It was just a joke. I don't look at that stuff anymore. 1802 01:23:01,040 --> 01:23:05,040 I said often as often I mean the person that responded. 1803 01:23:05,040 --> 01:23:07,040 Any more. 1804 01:23:07,040 --> 01:23:11,040 You used to be sexually attracted to Veggie Tales porn. 1805 01:23:11,040 --> 01:23:16,040 Just forget about this. Let's play some COD or Halo. 1806 01:23:16,040 --> 01:23:18,040 No bro. We can't. No. 1807 01:23:18,040 --> 01:23:19,040 I think you should leave. 1808 01:23:19,040 --> 01:23:21,040 Yeah exactly what I said. 1809 01:23:21,040 --> 01:23:24,040 I ended up leaving and felt like a total buffoon. 1810 01:23:24,040 --> 01:23:27,040 I powered off my iPhone 4 and didn't turn on my Xbox 360. 1811 01:23:27,040 --> 01:23:32,040 I went to sleep incredibly early and didn't leave bed for like 14 hours because I felt so guilty. 1812 01:23:32,040 --> 01:23:35,040 After I finally found the courage to check my messages. 1813 01:23:35,040 --> 01:23:36,040 I was removed from everything. 1814 01:23:36,040 --> 01:23:38,040 I was removed from group chats. 1815 01:23:38,040 --> 01:23:39,040 I was then referred to as a mace. 1816 01:23:39,040 --> 01:23:41,040 Hey man come on now. 1817 01:23:41,040 --> 01:23:42,040 People deleted my number. 1818 01:23:42,040 --> 01:23:46,040 And people even sent me messages asking me not to contact them. 1819 01:23:46,040 --> 01:23:49,040 I lost my entire friend group over a dumb joke. 1820 01:23:49,040 --> 01:23:51,040 Wait what? 1821 01:23:51,040 --> 01:23:53,040 What kind of friends do they have that aren't I mean. 1822 01:23:53,040 --> 01:23:54,040 Veggie Tale porn? 1823 01:23:54,040 --> 01:23:55,040 No but like. 1824 01:23:55,040 --> 01:23:57,040 I think it was the way he said it. 1825 01:23:57,040 --> 01:24:00,040 Even so like if I'm being dead. 1826 01:24:00,040 --> 01:24:02,040 I don't think they were true true friends. 1827 01:24:02,040 --> 01:24:04,040 Right like I would have been like whatever you fucking freak. 1828 01:24:04,040 --> 01:24:06,040 Right. 1829 01:24:06,040 --> 01:24:08,040 Yeah I believe you. 1830 01:24:08,040 --> 01:24:09,040 Yeah like I don't understand. 1831 01:24:09,040 --> 01:24:11,040 That's kind of like an over like. 1832 01:24:11,040 --> 01:24:12,040 The church group chat take them all. 1833 01:24:12,040 --> 01:24:15,040 Yeah overreaction. 1834 01:24:15,040 --> 01:24:20,040 Like people nowadays watch some of that nastiest shit humanly possible. 1835 01:24:20,040 --> 01:24:22,040 But again this was back in 2011. 1836 01:24:22,040 --> 01:24:26,040 Well he would give it like 13 years. 1837 01:24:26,040 --> 01:24:30,040 And Veggie Tale porn is the least offensive porn you can watch. 1838 01:24:30,040 --> 01:24:31,040 Exactly. 1839 01:24:31,040 --> 01:24:34,040 I think it was more of like Veggie Tale what? 1840 01:24:34,040 --> 01:24:38,040 Like oh you know my little pony porn. 1841 01:24:38,040 --> 01:24:40,040 I'm sure bronies would be happy with that. 1842 01:24:40,040 --> 01:24:42,040 I'm like alright whatever bruh. 1843 01:24:42,040 --> 01:24:45,040 You're like fucking horses. 1844 01:24:45,040 --> 01:24:48,040 But that is all the craziness we have for Reddit this evening. 1845 01:24:48,040 --> 01:24:50,040 Anything else to add? 1846 01:24:50,040 --> 01:24:52,040 Whole orange huh? 1847 01:24:52,040 --> 01:24:55,040 You know you get home from a hard day at work right. 1848 01:24:55,040 --> 01:24:56,040 You want to get them some orange juice. 1849 01:24:56,040 --> 01:24:57,040 Where's all the oranges at? 1850 01:24:57,040 --> 01:24:58,040 Who keeps taking all the oranges? 1851 01:24:58,040 --> 01:25:00,040 Apparently he was 22 when he was doing that. 1852 01:25:00,040 --> 01:25:01,040 He was? 1853 01:25:01,040 --> 01:25:03,040 Damn he's a creative kid. 1854 01:25:03,040 --> 01:25:09,040 Fucking just slamming and dicking away to make the nice circumference size to your penis. 1855 01:25:09,040 --> 01:25:12,040 Like oh you think he eyeballed it or he tried it a couple of times? 1856 01:25:12,040 --> 01:25:15,040 And then he went back to scrape some more out? 1857 01:25:15,040 --> 01:25:17,040 Logistically I'm trying to wonder. 1858 01:25:17,040 --> 01:25:19,040 Who said he scraped anything out? 1859 01:25:19,040 --> 01:25:23,040 He just jumped his dick into a solid fucking orange. 1860 01:25:23,040 --> 01:25:25,040 Could have peeled off a little spot. 1861 01:25:25,040 --> 01:25:29,040 And just like just went to town? 1862 01:25:29,040 --> 01:25:31,040 Oh boy. 1863 01:25:31,040 --> 01:25:35,040 But with that we will leave you scarred and see you again next time. 1864 01:25:35,040 --> 01:25:37,040 They do way too much to jack off. 1865 01:25:37,040 --> 01:25:39,040 You got a hand that's all you need. 1866 01:25:39,040 --> 01:25:42,040 Weird. 1867 01:25:42,040 --> 01:26:01,040 Looks like see you guys on the next one.