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All right, guys, you know, we start to call these nights with a little bit of news, so
let's get into it.
So I read this today, but it came out on Thursday on Gizmodo.
You ever heard of that?
Gizmodo?
By James Whitbrook.
So they were talking about basically that in about 10 years, 10, 11, 12 years, the DC
Trinity is going to go into public domain.
So you got Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman going into public domain, respectively 2034,
2035, and 2037.
So Superman, then Batman, then Wonder Woman.
Now unfortunately for Warner Brothers, they can't stop these characters from entering
the public domain.
You know, if Disney couldn't stop Mickey Mouse, the original Steamboat Willie, Mickey Mouse.
Have you seen some of the stuff that's been coming out?
Oh, yes.
Oh my gosh.
If they couldn't stop it, Disney being Disney, there's no way Warner Brothers can stop it
either.
Now, the thing is, it's not exactly the Batman people think it's going to be.
No.
It's the very first iteration of Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman.
We're not talking about Galaxy flying Superman.
No.
We're talking about a leaps and a single bound.
So even with that limitation, people are going to hop on this immediately and they're going
to make all sorts of content.
And DC is going to have to make sure to protect its trademarks and stuff because they own
the Batman symbol.
It's copyrighted.
It's trademarked.
Trademarked.
Yes.
The S for Superman, trademarked.
Man of Steel, the Caped Crusader.
All the nicknames.
Yeah.
So there's the supporting cast like Robin, Alfred.
You are not going to get any of those.
Yeah.
You're not going to get the Rogues Gallery.
What was the original Alfred wasn't even named Alfred.
No.
They didn't Batman use a gun in the first episode.
Yeah.
It almost took someone's head off.
So you don't get the Joker.
You don't get.
You do, actually.
You get him 2036, a year later.
So you get the Joker.
You get that Joker.
That Joker.
Not the Joker.
You get one of his many three faces.
So reading the article, this guy was quoted in Variety saying that people are going to
hop on this quick because there's a lot of money in these characters.
Even if they're not the mainstream iterations we know now.
I mean there's going to be like thousands of Batman and Superman comics everywhere.
Wonder Woman.
All the porn.
I can't imagine.
Yeah.
That's going to get.
I mean not that there's not now.
True.
Like if it's a parody, then it's already classified as fair use.
But I mean there you go.
That means it's done.
Yeah.
That's going to be something.
I mean like if you started writing Batman stories right now with the original iteration,
you could be ready in like 10 years and just publish them all.
But remember you also don't get the Batmobile.
The Batmobile originally was just a car.
I mean I guess because it gives writers a chance to really expand on how they see Batman.
Like if I had the rights to Batman, right?
But I will say people need to be very, very careful about this because DC has also done
else worlds and those are trademarked as well and copyrighted.
Okay.
You know what I'm talking about?
Yeah.
They've already done variations of every one of these characters.
So you have to really pay attention to what you create.
Disney never did.
Like with Mickey Mouse, there wasn't really any other alternate versions besides like
the magician Mickey Mouse and stuff.
Oh yeah.
You know what I mean?
Or King Mickey Mouse from freaking what's that?
Kingdom Hearts.
Right.
There was never any crazy like alteration or alternate versions of Mickey aside from
wearing different clothes or something like things that you would expect anyway.
But with DC Wonder Woman, Superman and Batman, there's already been Red Sun.
There's already been the caveman Batman.
There's already been like there's been so many things that people have done with Batman
already.
There's been the Victorian Batman.
You can't even do like the Dracula Batman.
You can't do brooding Batman.
Like the typical personality.
No.
You have to do whatever whatever was in the original story.
You have to base them all over.
You know if it was me, it'd be a comedian Batman.
Right.
Like like like kind of like a Peter Parker, Spider-Man wisecracking or I don't know like
like what would you do with your own Batman?
With my own Batman?
It'd even be hard to do supernatural because he's been associated with that too a lot.
Supernatural?
Like you got the whole Zatanna cast in the Dark Justice League.
So you can't even really take it into that direction either.
I mean it's not like I don't think like it's that like hard-lined.
You can just add like werewolves and vampires yourself.
They don't own basic.
You can do basics.
Right.
But you can like the Batman Dracula thing has already been copyrighted.
I could do Batman and Dracula.
You would have to change the Batman thing so much that he wouldn't even be Batman at
that point messing with Dracula.
You can use Dracula obviously.
But in that you can't do it in the same way as Batman's already interacted with Dracula.
I would make it because they've already got that trade copyrighted.
I mean because they've got the whole series.
I'd always find a way.
Writers always find a way.
Don't get me wrong.
There are I'm sure ways to do it and there's a lot of things.
I'm just saying if you're going to go out and use it make sure you're doing something
that DC hasn't already done because if you do basically a one for one about what they've
already wrote they're gonna automatically come after you for it.
They can't touch the goodness.
Now Blood and Honey.
You think Disney was never gonna do Blood and Honey?
You know if it was my Batman I would set it and send it to the same time 1930s maybe 1920s
and it would be a sort of retro futuristic version.
I love art deco architecture and stuff so it would be like an art deco futuristic set
and it would be a more like light-hearted Batman.
I guess Bruce Wayne.
I don't know.
Is it Bruce Wayne in the comic book?
I don't even have an actual alter ego.
I don't know if he did or not.
Like I said I know the butler was a completely different name so you can't use Alfred.
That's fine.
Because the Alfred didn't exist it was like another it was like Sebastian.
Sebastian.
It's the Wayne.
It's Sebastian here.
It was like one of those stereotypical butler names though.
Like it was just basic.
I know like I would want him to be like I know like his normal state is like supposed
to be like superhuman or like peak human.
But like I just don't buy it as a normal human being.
Like you can't fight crime non-stop all night without getting tired and didn't take a shit
and stuff.
So I'd probably do a thing where he tries to do that for a couple of months and he is
just dog exhausted and then he fights a villain who is just like superhuman-esque.
Not like I don't like doing like super superhuman like the Marvel movie level.
I like to do like within the realm of possibility.
So let's say he picks him up like Batman weighs like 220 pounds and he just throws him through
a three story window and Batman just crumbles into the ground outside on his car.
So he's like well that was weird because like he's already physically fit like top notch
as it is but he's still.
So are you thinking John Wick level endurance?
No.
What I'm thinking is he starts investigating why this guy was so strong beyond like a normal.
He's like that was not normal is what he was saying.
Like he's peak human and he didn't put a dent in this guy and it wouldn't be bad because
it can't be made.
So he would lead to like a mad scientist that got hired to make genetically enhanced humans
and basically Batman would make the decision that well if I want to fight crime I have
to also be physically able to do it forever.
So he takes his little chemicals and now he becomes you know and then he like then the
villain ends up dying.
The mad scientist dies and he's the only the formula is gone.
Batman doesn't know how to make a formula.
He doesn't he's not a scientist in my iteration.
So now he's that peak human like he's like just a little bit above enhanced.
There you go.
Now he can do all the physical things he can do in the mainstream but he's actually he's
basically like Captain America.
My own version.
Right.
That's what I would do anyway.
And then I would just start introducing my weird takes on villains.
The puzzler.
Now see you throw the puzzle.
He'd be so mad like that's the Riddler.
No it's not.
It's the puzzler.
He throws Rubik's Cube grenades at people.
He throws one of those thousand piece puzzles at you.
And Batman's like oh shit Batman's got no CD.
Like no.
Oh no.
That would be funny.
Where he's got some kind of thing where he has to put it together.
And if it was my Batman I can tell you he would be a thirsty man.
You know what I mean.
He would be the women like he.
Hold me down Batman.
Man they'd be like a peepee Tom finish.
He's like hundreds.
Not a playboy but an actual creepo.
Yeah.
That would be hilarious.
The butler comes in and Batman's just like all these photos of random women.
Like this is my reason for solving crimes.
These are crimes.
You get into a lot with just the basis.
And so you can tell it was Clark Kent a reporter from the beginning.
That I don't know.
I don't know anything about him.
I can't remember because it's a long time ago too.
I mean obviously Batman was too but it's had a little more attention.
The first step the first iteration of him anyway.
I can't remember though because you can always take Clark Kent into a detective Conan level
type thing.
Make him a detective.
Yeah.
I mean he's a reporter.
I would just make him dumb as bricks.
Like he would just be like that like the Chad you know what I mean.
I thought he already was.
He's always been intelligent.
I mean his dad was a genius.
He acts dumb as bricks.
I don't know.
I think that's how they portray him in the wrong way because he only does.
He only solves things with his might you know.
Like it's hard to write him like solving things intellectually.
And they've tried so hard sometimes.
There's nothing you can do with him.
It's like yeah I punched through the wall.
Yeah so I grabbed this whole.
I have to I grabbed this plant and I threw it at him.
I sneezed away his whole system.
I hit him with my laser beam from half a galaxy away.
He's like what the fuck.
So there's not much you can do with Superman.
You can do a little bit more I think with Wonder Woman just for the plain fact that
the Greek gods are already not copyrighted.
Plus I wouldn't make her that superhuman either.
I'd make her peak like Batman.
Yeah.
But like naturally like a demigod.
You know what I mean.
No invisible plane.
No heels for some random reason.
She'd have to wear some boots in combat.
I'd probably give her a sword and a shield like she had in the Batman v Superman.
And she would be like more like a modern day version of Greek mythology I guess.
She's like you know half brother.
Her half brother Hercules maybe is a villain.
Yeah just you can change it.
You can do whatever you can do a lot.
That's what I'm saying.
Like would I not really.
But I mean you got 10 years.
Like I said though going back to what I originally said about it.
Do what you want to do and that's really cool.
But just pay attention to what you do.
Pay attention to what DC has already done.
And they'll be watching you like a hawk.
Yes that's what I'm saying.
They will.
So I get my sniper rifle.
I see something.
Oh yeah by the way the even though yeah they tried to keep an extension because back in
1998 they got the copyright extension act.
So that's why it took longer now.
We probably already had them by 2014 or 20.
You know what I mean.
Yeah because it used to not be 100 years.
I think it used to be like 50.
So they tried and they succeeded once and they can't do it again.
So far.
Well I mean if they do they do.
They might.
But they're going to find a way somehow.
Maybe I mean if Disney couldn't I doubt it.
Yeah but Disney doesn't have power right now.
They got money.
They have money but they don't have power.
As long as you got money you have all the power.
In a class of capitalism money always wins.
By the way the reason it's so funny with Disney is like you meet them in the minute the copyright
expired on freaking Steamboat Willie this game called Infestation 88 came out where
you you're trying to survive this building or trying to stop this vermin infestation
led by their rat king Steamboat Willie and they changed it from infestation 88 to infestation
origins.
So if you want to fight Steamboat Willie like the original Mickey Mouse you can fight him
in March I think is the release date.
Oh really?
I don't know.
They must have been making it months in advance.
And then they just like oh once the copyright went out like here we go.
Then they started I bet you the day after the copyright went out the trailer dropped.
No once they missed it by a day.
They cut it out the day before.
A day sooner than they wanted to.
You know GTA had to do that.
Oh did they really?
Someone leaked because I was going to wake up at 8 a.m. our time to watch the new trailer
drop because it was a countdown on game game trailers the YouTube channel.
And so I stayed on the I just left the timeline on or the countdown and I did the calculation
I was like alright so if I wake up at 730 I got a half hour and then it'll drop and
then I go take a shower as I'm planning all this stuff out I get out and the trailer's
already come out and I'm like what happened?
And then no one explained to me what happened.
I just immediately watched the trailer like 15 minutes after I got out of the shower.
And I was like and then it turned out that someone had leaked it early somewhere.
So they had to go ahead.
They had to preemptively leak it themselves.
And then.
That sucks.
Not really because that broke the internet.
Oh yeah the highest number until Cat Williams.
And now that Joker guy is still trying to sue Rockstar.
There's this character in the GTA trailer and it's a guy in jail.
He's got a face full of tattoos.
He's got purple hair and he's looking up like the judges like or camera or something looking
up upward but he's not looking straight ahead.
He's not looking up at something.
And allegedly this guy who they got the inspiration for the character is suing them because he
thinks it's him.
So he wants I want five million dollars now Rockstar.
How are we going to make this happen?
And I just actually warned them it's not going to happen.
They're not going to give you a dime.
Because he has a face full of tattoos.
There's a lot of people that do now.
Exactly.
And he tried his hair purple to make it seem more believable on his side.
Like you see we've got the same hair the same tattoos.
And because there was so many Easter eggs from real Florida.
Stuff that happened like that alligator that went into the supermarket.
That was in the trailer.
The guy that was washing his like watering his garden butt naked that was in the trailer.
Some woman twerking on the hood of a car just going top speed.
That was in the trailer.
Because I watched the comparison side by side YouTube video.
And I was like oh there's a real inspiration for this stuff to happen.
But I mean you're not going to beat Rockstar.
No it's public domain.
Basically yeah.
So he's still threatening like Monday.
That's your duty.
It'd be like the same thing of if somebody was in court it was a public trial.
Like the Johnny Depp thing.
If they were to put like parts of that into it it's public record.
There you go yeah.
Sorry.
And then the guy that played Arthur Morgan.
The Red Dead Redemption guy.
He's like good luck buddy.
Like apparently the legal team on Rockstar is like some heavy hitters.
Because even Lindsay Lohan couldn't beat him.
Well that could have been any person in the early 2000 or late 90s though.
I mean it looked like every woman.
No because she was GTA 4 I think.
No 5.
Little blonde chick.
That does the tongue.
Yeah but every woman was doing that at the time.
Lindsay Lohan thought it was her and she was wrong.
Yes she was.
Mostly according to those lawyers.
Alright now we move on to the next news report that I found.
This was on IGN written by Jess Schreedon.
So there's a new comic book out that's really taken the little world or the comic book world
by storm.
Ultimate Spider-Man 2024.
It is a new interpretation of the Spider-Man character and it is truly an absolute reimagining.
Like when you reimagine Spider-Man people always make him a teenager.
Like oh there he goes.
He's a kid going through crime, fighting crime, learning to be responsible, loses Uncle Ben,
all this stuff happens right?
This is completely different.
Because of some storyline called Ultimate Invasion back in December, this world, there's
going to be spoilers for this one by the way if you haven't seen the first issue.
So this guy called The Maker who's an evil Reed Richards from the original Ultimate Universe.
Like you remember the original back in like it was so fucking popular.
For some reason they had Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver in an ancestral relationship.
You remember that?
That weird universe.
Yeah I remember that.
This is that Reed Richards.
The one that Sue broke up with and he lost his mind apparently.
Because if women can do anything it's driving man to evil schemes apparently.
That's true.
That's a good story.
That's a good like that's a real life.
Like a woman breaks up with a guy and the guy flips out.
You take that notion right which is a relatable notion and you take it up to a thousand which
is what they did here.
So he decided to remake the whole universe because his wife broke up with him.
So he ended up going to this world Earth 6160 and what he did was he made it to where nobody
in that universe that was a superhero or meant to be a superhero became a superhero.
There's no superheroes in this universe.
And after the something so Spider-Man in this universe is a middle-aged man married to Mary
Jane.
Oh so he married her still?
Yeah and he has two kids Richard and May.
And he's not Spider-Man at all.
He's got a receding hairline.
He's just an old man.
Well middle-aged isn't old but you know middle-aged.
He's not a teenager is what I'm saying.
And Uncle Ben is still alive.
And not only is he still alive he's the head editor of the Daily Bugle with his partner
J. Jonah Jameson.
Yeah I know.
That is different.
And not only is he alive and May's dead.
She died recently before this comic book because there was one hero Iron Man and he was trying
to stop the Maker and they had a fight in Manhattan and it caused this massive explosion
that the media said was a terrorist attack perpetrated by Iron Man.
And so Aunt May died.
Norman Osborn died too.
And at the eulogy guess who led the eulogy?
Catholic priest Matt Murdock.
Not Daredevil.
Matt Murdock.
Matt Murdock a Catholic priest.
He's a bit of a whore by the way so I don't know how he holds up his libido.
He must jack it on the constant.
They did take that though because he used to always be in the church.
Very yeah very Catholic so.
Very Catholic.
They made him a Catholic priest.
Hopefully they didn't make him a pedophile.
Well like nobody like I never really thought about what his path would have been had he
not been you know Daredevil because he got his powers when he was a kid.
No he had a teenager-ish.
He got him too didn't he?
Yeah he got him pretty early.
But his wasn't like.
His was from a chemical.
Yeah just splashed him in the face.
Yeah.
A good old money shot apparently.
So after Iron Man got blamed for this he decided to go into the future where he was to be safer
and he left a package for and he left this whole like this monologue saying that this
is not who you were supposed to be like he leaves a package for Peter Parker and in the
that's the little recording along with the spider that it was supposed to originally
bite him.
So he's starting in issue two as Spider-Man that hasn't come out yet.
It comes out like the 24th of February.
I think on February 14th.
No I guess 14.
Seven days would be 21.
So the 21st of February maybe.
Issue two.
I know that issue one is getting a second printing on February 14th.
The week before the new one comes out.
Which I would like to go by if I knew if we had any comic book stores anywhere in my fucking
vicinity you know what I mean?
I can't find them anywhere.
They don't exist anymore really?
So I want to get a copy one and two and you know I want to do a review on them you know
on the end of my this Cozy Nights.
It'll be like my main segment.
But so yeah that's truly a different undertaking to Spider-Man.
It's not like oh he's you know he's his uncle Ben still alive that's it.
No like he's a middle-aged man.
He's probably like out of shape as fuck.
Yeah.
Even with the spider he'd be like oh dang.
He gets back on to just normal slim.
He used to be super scrawny but he was so powerful you know.
So plus he has a different mental like he's got responsibilities.
He's got kids, a wife, a mortgage.
What's he gonna do?
Yeah.
Now he's gonna risk his life.
But he said like I knew for the longest time that I was not doing what I was supposed to
be doing.
And then I was like you know what I mean?
Like he just felt that in his head and like Tony Stark just showed him that it was true.
Like you were supposed to be Spider-Man.
You were supposed to be one of the greatest superheroes of all time.
And now he's gonna take that responsibility.
He chooses to be Spider-Man is the difference.
It wasn't thrust upon him.
His uncle's alive.
You know none of that stuff that happened to his uncle because of him not doing what
you know great power responsibility.
That was gone.
So now he's choosing to be a better man by you know risking his life.
But how does he how does he balance that with being you know a family man?
Like you know you want to find that your dad died fighting scorpion.
They're like oh shit.
Yeah he got smothered by Sandman.
Yeah like Sandman went up his asshole and he just blew up his fucking intestines.
So it's crazy.
So that's it for the news.
And oh kind of running out of time now.
So anyway we will move on.
I will do the history ones.
The history I like to I had this book called a comic curious and quirky by Ronald Lemon
which is news stories from way back in the past.
Like we're talking like 1800s 1853 1860s stuff like that.
I was gonna do two at a time.
Alright guys anyways we'll do the news ones for next week.
So next let's move on to one of my favorite segments.
I like food like everyone else does.
And so I decided to make a little cozy kitchen segment where we talk about like food facts
food history and then I'll end up with a little recipe for you guys that you might enjoy.
This one might be a bit of a trigger warning for people because this is food prices from
1957 and with inflation now.
Just I don't have a heart attack.
Yeah like you're gonna be like oh man what are we missing.
So I got this from a book called the book of amazing history by publications international.
So milk back in 19 so this is all prices from 1957 milk was a dollar per gallon.
Like five dollars in a bowl.
Yeah.
A TV dinner was 75 cents.
Okay so that's not crazy.
That's not crazy because they're like a dollar fifty now.
So they're that cheap.
Yeah.
I must be getting the wrong TV dinners.
Yeah if you get what is that banquet brand like eight dollars.
The Michelle's brand like super cheap.
Tang fifty cents a jar.
Oh damn really.
Yeah.
Things like five almost five now.
You ready for this one.
Ground beef 30 cents a pound.
Yeah I know.
That's like six dollars a pound.
Butter is 75 cents a pound.
Who buys a pound of butter.
Just to be able to.
Jesus.
A pure Vermont maple syrup 33 cents for 12 ounces.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
It's like nine dollars now.
Yeah.
That's what they were saying.
Oh man.
Campbell's tomato soup 10 cents for a can.
That's just like five dollars.
No no three.
Still a lot.
Yeah.
Gum a six pack of gum was 19 cents.
It's like three dollars now.
Broccoli 23 cents per bunch.
Damn for that much.
Yeah.
Eggs.
This one's gonna hurt.
A dozen 55 cents.
You remember the little uptake that we had earlier.
Yeah.
It's coming down a little bit.
Thank God.
Iceberg lettuce 19 cents a head.
That's a dollar fifty now.
Nabisco sultines 25 cents for 16 ounce package.
Pot roast.
I'm trying to think of how many of that.
Like it's a lot like it's a huge comparison now.
Yeah.
Pot roast.
This one's gonna hurt.
A pot roast 69 cents a pound.
Pot roast is expensive now.
Pot roast now is like four to five dollars per pound.
Damn.
And a good old canned corn 14 cents for a 27 ounce can.
Oh my God.
That's a much bigger can.
Yeah.
That's a lot of corn.
So I hope that didn't upset you guys.
But yeah we are living in the dark times.
Good Lord.
I think it's expensive as hell.
Yeah.
I don't hear all you guys.
All right.
So now we move on to a recipe.
A recipe.
What do you say?
Recipe.
As you might not know I subscribe to Women's World.
I know.
Because there's these little solve it yourself mysteries in every book.
That's the excuse.
And at first that's all I did was read the mysteries and throw them away.
And now I really got into cooking so I started reading the recipes as well.
By the way Martha Stewart is in the back of this and she is just banging.
Like if I had a shot at Martha Stewart man.
I guess I like older women.
So I have a recipe here for you guys from the January August 14th 2023 issue of Women's
World.
Turkey and veggie packets.
So you will need.
So here's the recipe guys.
You might have to listen to it a few times.
Because I talk fast and I talk very bad.
I talk bad.
One tablespoon of olive oil.
One small onion chopped.
Two cloves of garlic minced.
One pound ground beef or ground turkey sorry.
Two teaspoons of ground cumin.
One tablespoon of chili pepper.
One fourth tablespoon of salt.
One red pepper diced.
One zucchini grated and squeezed dry.
I never squeezed dry zucchini.
I haven't either.
One third cup chopped fresh cilantro plus additional leaves.
So add some soap.
One tablespoon of lime juice.
And one teaspoon of grated lime zest.
So you got to zest the lime and then you cut it.
Six burrito sized flour tortillas.
One cup shredded sharp cheddar cheese.
Lime wedges and sour cream is optional.
Here's the recipe.
So.
Or here's the instructions anyway.
In large skillet heat oil over medium heat.
Add onion.
Cook.
Stirring occasionally until softened.
Seven eight minutes.
Add garlic.
Cook 30 seconds.
Add ground turkey cumin chili powder and salt.
Cook stirring occasionally and breaking up meat until turkey is no longer pink.
Eight to ten minutes.
Add red pepper.
Cook stirring until softened.
Add about five minutes.
Add zucchini.
Cook stirring two minutes.
Remove from heat.
Stir in one third cup cilantro lime juice and slime zest.
So then you spoon turkey mixture over one third of each tortilla leaving two inches
border around side topped with cheese.
Fold over.
Fold side over filling.
Roll up to enclose.
Place seam down on the surface and flatten.
Coat skillet with cooking oil spray.
Heat over medium low heat.
Embatch as cooked packets flipping once until golden and heated through.
Two to three minutes per side.
There you go.
Delicious.
Have yourself a healthy meal.
You are looking at a serving of six for active time 30 minutes.
Total time 30 minutes.
Calories 273.
Protein 27 grams.
Fat 13 grams.
Three grams saturated.
Cholesterol 81 milligrams.
Carb 16 grams.
Sodium 309 milligrams.
Fiber three grams.
And sugar three grams.
Very healthy.
All right.
So.
What are we going.
So that is well that was it today for Cozy Nights.
I'm trying to leave these episodes at 30 minutes for you guys.
So I'm still trying to figure out how much.
I have too much content today.
Because the Spider-Man and the DC took up everything.
But that's how it goes.
It's partially my fault partially.
No.
Sometimes you know when we have a good talk we keep talking.
So I hope you guys enjoyed.
We will we're gonna take a bye week this week but we will be back in two weeks with more
Cozy Nights.
So please stick around or no please tune in next time.
Sorry.
I'm still getting used to this but I'll get better with practice.
So have a good night and stay cozy.
All righty.
What you got for Urban Dictionary today?
All right.
Urban Dictionary.
This is this is always a it's always a list that I partially dread because there ain't
no telling what the hell is gonna be on this list today.
First one is by bisexual Harry Potter simp.
That already tells me.
Out the gate.
Just hot out the gate.
Billatrix Lestrand.
Hot as fuck.
Don't judge.
I wasn't sure who this was until I looked it up and I was like yeah I can jack off to
this.
Like them goth chicks I guess.
Next one is a helicoptering.
The motion of a man waving his dick around in circles.
Yeah.
I'm too fat to try that but when I get scared I'm gonna get that and cry.
Got that fupa in the way.
This one's called Seed and Feed.
Don't ever do this by the way.
When you come in your partner and plant the seed then urinate to end them to release the
feed.
The nitrogen in the urine will fertilize the seed.
It won't.
Don't do that.
Now you're just asking for her to get a yeast infection.
Yeah.
Get her a goddamn urinary tract infection at this rate.
Next one is a butter a peanut butter wolf.
Prank played on an intoxicated friend by which you spackle their hairy crack with peanut
butter.
That must be nasty to clean up.
Yeah.
Plus they would think that they shit themselves before they wipe.
Oh god.
I just saw unprocessed peanut butter.
It didn't even.
It just like you know what I mean.
Like if you went to the bathroom to wipe you're like I ate peanut butter yesterday and it
looks the same.
Like you would think it just ran through you.
You know what I mean.
Have you seen that prank going around where they blindfold you or they blindfold the person.
They get an orange that has chocolate spread over the edge of it.
Because it's still a whole orange has just been peeled to where they put their finger
into it and then move the orange away real fast and put the little dog in front of them.
Oh yeah.
Just the bait and switch.
Yes.
Yeah.
But oh god.
It'd be the same like the same like oh god.
Yeah.
There was one where they did something to this guy right.
Like they poured something in his face or they know that didn't they.
They wiped one of those like hot dogs in his mouth.
Oh yeah.
And then like he wakes up and he sees one of his friends zip up his pants real quick
and his friends like he gets up like.
To get ready to fuck him up.
Yeah.
Because he's like you put your dick in my mouth.
All right next one is a muffin.
A or pertaining to an enormous yet perfectly shaped butt.
A beautiful ass a badonkathon.
Something you can set your mug on.
No that's a big ass.
That's a big old booty.
It requires the use of ample bottom jeans high quality ass chunk of the trunk.
My only question is their boots with the fur.
It doesn't say but I'm assuming hopefully yes.
You know as funny as I have I know a muffin.
Like I told you the one at work right.
That was one but also the porn star Cherokee the ass.
And the ass is amply applied.
She's got the ass.
Next one is thrombago.
The act of microbe and buttering a bagel.
Sorry you haven't got me.
It sounded so innocuous.
And then like the next sentence just goes to that field.
The act of microbe and buttering a bagel then having sex with him in the shower while strangling
yourself with a belt.
Oh God.
You know it well filled real fast didn't it.
All right stop.
Wait a minute.
All right hold on.
God that just took a left turn.
It's like where the hell the hell do we end up here.
Kmart ghetto small mall.
Yeah.
I've never been to a Kmart.
You've never been to a Kmart?
I have.
When I was a kid yeah but I don't remember.
Yeah I remember.
I just thought it was a supermarket.
They all they were also owned by Sears.
And going into Sears sometimes.
It wasn't ghetto because it wasn't they didn't have food and stuff but.
Kmart didn't have food?
No Sears.
Oh Sears yeah.
But Kmart was bought by Sears.
Because I think there was a there was a Kmart like by the on and it's just now it's like
a freaking racetrack park or some shit.
Yep that's where Kmart used to be.
Yeah.
I remember that.
It's sad because I remember going there.
Me too.
As a real small kid yeah.
I remember one time I had milk that I was taking back with my mom and I had it on behind
my back like holding it up with my you know what I mean.
Hanging from like my arms.
My arms got tired so I let it go.
In my kid head I thought like if I let it go I could turn around fast enough to catch
it.
I turned around that shit bursting.
Over the floor of the fucking parking lot.
Like well there's no milk for us.
Rail's cheaper than that.
Yeah sure.
It wasn't a dollar though I think.
No.
The next one is PGMP.
It's short form of sexting that means please grab my penis.
And like I'm thinking sexting like how.
How are they going to grab your penis sir?
You want me to help?
Yeah like how?
But it says short.
But it says sexting.
Like how do you.
How do they.
They can't do anything.
They're sitting right in front of you.
Maybe.
That'd be a funny way to do it like if you're next to your girlfriend or something.
And you're at a family function and you're like.
Just to have some fun I guess.
I went eight.
Two more.
Two left.
I'm going to keep track of these.
Ten at a time or else we'll run out of Urban Dictionary.
The only person to read every single entry.
Well I can't because some of them are like the N word so I can't actually.
You can read them you can't speak them.
I cannot speak them.
Clinkage.
This one's actually just funny.
The clinkage.
The noise made when multiple metals bump into each other.
Other that went warm.
Or each other.
That was a weird sentence.
The noise made when multiple metals, example crew, track, swimming bump into each other
when worn.
I never had that problem because I am an underachiever.
I never had a metal in my life.
I don't even get a participational metal.
I can't even say participation.
I don't participate either.
That's not in your vocabulary.
Not really.
Last one is vagina mole.
When a large mole is situated inside of the vagina and smalls when being penetrated.
I don't know what the fuck that means at all.
But that's a weird entry but I found it hilarious.
It's one of those kind of questioning entries.
It's something like some inside joke or something.
Yeah it's got to be.
That we just don't get.
I really don't get that.
There would be only two people that would make a joke right?
They'd be like if you and me were walking around and we were just like falafel and you're
like ah.
And everyone's like what the fuck is going on?
We have some weird story about a falafel you know what I mean?
It would make no sense to anybody else but the two of us.
It's like a situational joke.
And there's a lot of them out there.
Yeah.
I know there's a lot of entries on Reddit and.
What the fuck are you talking about?
It's like my name that when you create their name you know.
I have to use your name.
Oh yeah.
They created some weird shit.
It's like only you and your friends know what the fuck that is.
I sort of look good of this.
So that is it for this episode of Urban Dictionary.
Cool.
That's your ten entries for the week.
I hope you guys can hold on till the next week.
Alrighty.
Let's go ahead and go into our recap.
Alrighty.
So for this week we have an anime called Erased.
We have episode one.
So what's it about?
You'll see.
Oh no.
It's not bad.
I hope not.
Not like that.
No.
It's more of a mystery type.
Goddamnit.
Goddamn goblins run trains everywhere.
Takes a little out of your soul.
A little bit.
Yeah.
This is more of a mystery style anime.
Kind of story.
So episode one is called Flashing Before My Eyes.
Who's just a.
Someone's whipping his dick.
Somebody's flashing before his eyes.
Oh no.
Not again.
It's already happened three times.
No more.
By the same guy too.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'll keep going through the video.
That's a crew.
By the same guy too.
Just keep running man.
He keeps fucking finding me.
Alright.
So, episode one.
In the year 2006, Satoru Fujinomu is a twenty nine year old struggling mangaka in Chibi
who occasionally experiences a phenomenon he calls revival.
When a fatal accident is about to occur near him, he is sent a few minutes back in time
to prevent it via seeing a bright blue glowing butterfly that flies beside him.
That's wild.
He uses this involuntary ability to save a boy from a runaway truck, though he is hospitalized for a few days as a result.
What, he fucking slammed him to the ground?
No, he actually jumped into the truck and-
Oh, he injured.
He got-
Thought the kid got- I thought like, no, grabbed the kid and just slammed him into a mailbox.
No, he got hurt.
I saved a kid, and he broke his neck anyway.
And he does it all the time. Like, he saves-
He gets injured all the time?
Yeah. Like, randomly just hurt.
That Wolverine healing factor, I don't know.
No.
He's in there with cast and shit.
As he recovers, his co-worker, Ari Katagiri, praises him for his life-saving efforts.
Later, he is visited by his mother, Sachiko, who reminds him of an incident that happened 18 years ago in his hometown of Hokkaido.
To Levin?
Yeah.
Okay.
An adult named Jun Shirotori, or Yuki, nicknamed Yuki.
Yomooo!
Not Yuki.
I know. It's gonna be like that for the whole episode now.
It's not like for all of them. Every time I say Yuki or Yuki-o, it's like, I can't get out of it.
Um, Homsotoru, uh, Sotoro- God, if I can even talk right now.
Where is Sotoro-
Listen to me talk.
Sotoro- uh, Toru, uh, Trusted, was arrested for the kidnapping and murder of three local children.
Yeesh.
Two of which were, uh, Sotoru's classmates.
The next day, as Sotoro experiences another revival, uh, Sachiko takes note of a man who seemingly attempted to kidnap a child.
Looking into the matter, Sachiko deduces that the man was the true killer of the- uh, from 18 years ago.
But before she can inform anyone, she is murdered in Sotoro's apartment.
Fuck.
Just as a-
Mom?
Yeah.
Damn.
Just as, uh, Sotoro- um, God, if I'm fucking my name up.
Sotoro- yeah, I'm getting ready, cool.
Uh, discovers Sachiko's body and is accused of killing her.
Oh, fuck.
Yes.
His revival ability, for the first time, goes overboard by sending him 29- year- sending his 29-year-old consciousness all the way back to 1988.
Oh.
When he was an 11-year-old elementary student in, uh, in Hokkaido.
Fuck.
Yeah.
Nothing worse than being a child with an adult brain.
Yes.
So right before the police- had him inside, he was the one that murdered his mother.
His ability sent him back- back all the way in time.
See, that- that- that's like, uh, even though it's like a- a really mystical thing happening.
It's relatable because, of course, it would- it would- it would be so much beefed up because of his mom dying.
You know what I mean?
Like, if it was some random kid, like, he gets pushed back thousands of years.
Yeah.
But, like, he got put- like, his mom dies, and he's like, I- you know, all the- all the way back.
And make sure I catch this motherfucker.
Yep.
Before any of this ever happens.
Yep.
So, episode two is called, uh, Palm of the Hand.
As Satoru, uh, becomes bewildered with the situation he has, uh, put in, he finds comfort in being able to see his mother again.
Realizing being sent to this period by revival is connected to Sachiko's future murder.
Satoru, uh, takes notice of Kaio Hinazuki, one of his classmates, who was killed by the serial kidnapper, noticing a bruise on her leg.
Upon the suggestion of his friend, Kenya Kobayashi, Satoru, uh, reads an essay written by Kaio, which further hints at her troubled life at home.
Wanting to understand Kaio more, Satoru, uh, decides to invite her to his birthday party, hoping to change the future so that she will not be killed this-
Huh?
So he's trying to change things.
Just enough that it- it- these murders don't start again.
I'm like, damn, I should have fucking re-remembered some lottery ticket winnings.
Yeah.
Uh, episode three is called, Birthmark.
During an ice skating race against his classmate, Satoru, uh, holds back from winning to avoid inadvertently trying to change the future.
So he's trying to not butterfly effect shit.
But he has to to save these two girls, they're friends.
I guess he's trying not to change it too much.
That's a drastic change though.
Yeah.
That's the first inconsistency for me.
You have to change it anyway, might as well just do whatever.
Yeah.
Angering the classmate and disappointing Kaio.
After learning that Kaio's birthday is on the same day as his, March 2nd, Satoru, uh, deduces that she will be abducted on March 1st.
Okay.
As the abduction was in March but before her birthday.
I would hate to get sent back in time, cause like as much as you know now, right?
Yeah.
Imagine getting, you're like, I don't remember shit.
You know what I mean?
Like what day is it?
Fuck!
Like you think like people like, oh if I could go back in time, like but you won't remember half of the stuff, the dates, the year, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like when did this happen?
Oh fuck.
That's like, uh, there's that meme that goes around too where somebody gets sent back in time into a primitive world and they can speak the language but they say, yes this cell phone has all the information in the world.
I don't have any service though.
But how does it work?
Fuck.
Yeah, like I don't actually know how to work.
Do you guys have a charger by the way?
That's how most people would be now.
Alright, so he deduces that since she was killed in March, but it was before her birthday, her birthday is March 2nd, so it has to be March 1st for her to be abducted and killed.
What day is it now for him?
Uh, before his birthday at this point.
When's his birthday?
Same day as hers.
Same day as hers?
March 2nd.
His birthday is close, so I guess it's logically consistent.
Like if she got kidnapped before her birthday, they got the same birthday.
It had to be somewhere between now and the first.
Exactly.
He's right on that.
And they know that she was abducted in March.
He remembers that.
But he didn't know when in March.
But since it's before her birthday, he knows that.
Right, because he was a kid.
He wouldn't really think about it.
He got older.
He just remembers that it was in March.
Right.
Had a real sad birthday for some reason.
Don't know why.
Satoru spends time with Yuki, still convinced that he is not the kidnapper.
From the future?
Mm-hmm.
Afterwards, Satoru finds Kayo beaten up in her mom's shed.
Learning of the full nature of her abusive relationship with her mother, Akame.
The next day, Satoru speaks with his teacher, Gaku Yashiro, who explains now he has suspected Akame of abuse for almost a year,
but hasn't been able to find proof to convict her.
To her fucking beat nobody is there proof enough?
But like there's not, like she hides it.
Don't do that, kid.
Yeah.
Later, you gotta tell somebody.
Later, Satoru stands up for Kayo when she is accused of stealing the class's lunch money before taking her up to the mountain to show her a frost-laden Christmas tree.
Frost-laden Christmas tree.
Sounds very delightful to see, actually.
Yeah.
There's like little tinges of frost on the tree.
So that tells you what time of the year it is.
You asked what time of the year it is.
Damn it.
Goddamn Christmas.
Yeah.
Damn, it's months.
Yeah.
Months to figure this shit out.
Yes.
Next episode is episode four, Accomplishment is the name of it.
With help from Sachiko, Satoru manages to invite Kayo out with him to the local science center.
During the outing, Satoru feels a sense of deja vu, becoming worried that he's repeating the same things that had happened in his previous life.
By the previous time around.
Everything's going exactly...
Did he get kidnapped before?
He got kidnapped after her, right?
He never got kidnapped.
Oh, he didn't?
No.
I thought he was one of three, wasn't he?
No, he wasn't one that was actually kidnapped.
Okay, okay.
No, no, no.
But he knows the people that were.
He had his mom.
So his mom was there and she took care of him.
So he never was abducted.
Okay.
After March 1st, the day Kayo originally disappeared, passes without incident.
Oh.
Both Satoru and Kayo are able to celebrate their birthday the next day.
With Satoru confident, he has managed to change history.
The following day, however, Satoru is shocked to find Kayo has not come to school.
Oh, God dang it.
Is this like a solve-it-yourself mystery or does it...
Does it make it too like ambiguous for you to solve it yourself?
Are there enough clues?
You're like, wait, I know who it is.
There are enough clues for the most part.
Okay.
Like you should be able to kind of figure it out if you're paying a lot of attention.
But it does give you the answer at the end.
Okay.
At the end of the season.
Because it was a, I think they made a movie of it too, like an anime movie.
Where it's more condensed.
Yeah, they cut down all the...
But then they had the series, which is a 12 episode series.
Okay.
Episode five is called Get Away.
Satoru becomes angry, but he is not able to make a difference about Kayo's disappearance.
Another school girl goes missing several days later.
Damn, he's fucked up already.
There's two or three.
Other than jack shit.
After witnessing Akame throw out Kayo's belongings, Satoru, he suddenly finds himself back in 2006.
Oh, shit.
So back into the future again.
It's wild.
Still under suspicion of Sachiko's murder and forced to go on the run from the police.
Damn.
So yeah, he's like trying to figure out like what the...
Why?
Just why can I not figure this out?
If I'm guessing why they sent him back into the future, he's going to have to figure out, get some information.
And then somebody gets knocked back into the past.
That's what I'm thinking would happen.
That's what I would do.
Yeah.
It's like, okay, so now I'm in the future.
Like a subconscious type thing?
Well, it'd be like a checklist in my head.
Like, okay, so it's got knocked back into my present time.
So let me go to the fucking library, read some newspapers.
Find out dates and times.
And then if I get knocked back into the past, I'll be more prepared.
Most prepared.
Yeah, yeah.
Satoru, he soon comes across Iri, which is one of his coworkers, who believes him to be innocent and lets him stay at her house, where he learns the details of Kyle's disappearance did change slightly because of his actions.
So he did look a little bit.
The next day, Satoru investigates as much as he can.
Iri stops her manager from reporting Satoru to the police.
Later that night, after helping him hide elsewhere, Iri receives a text from Sachiko's phone before becoming trapped in a house fire.
Well, so wait, so...
So she becomes trapped in a house fire.
At this point, it's going to seem like the manager of Sachiko, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
But that's the only person she talked to and who knew that's what's his face was in the...
So right now the main subject for me is the manager of his job.
Episode 6 is called Grim Reaper.
Well, that sounds so wholesome.
Coming across the burning house, Satoru rushes in to save her, who slips the phone into his pocket before the manager takes over the rescue.
Finding the message left on...
What the hell is he doing there?
I don't know.
It is the fucking manager.
Oh, God damn it. I've read too many stories. I know who it is.
Go ahead.
Finding the message left on her phone, he calls a number that Sachiko had left behind, arranging a meeting with a journalist acquaintance of hers named Sawada.
Sawada tells him about the last phone call he received from his mother, in which she claimed to know who the true kidnapper was, but was unable to tell him before she was killed.
So this journalist...
Wait, so the mom knew who the...
When did she figure out who the man...
In I think it was episode one, whenever...
What did she see that she figured out?
She's seeing somebody trying to kidnap another kid.
And seeing that guy reminded her...
Of who the... She said that it was the same guy.
So she remembers the same guy.
Because she's like, I remember him.
Remember him? Okay, go ahead.
Yeah, because what she had said was, she takes note of a man who seemingly attempted to kidnap a child.
Like going to the police?
I think she moved over to go get somebody to crack the story down.
And then looking into the matter, she deduces that the man was the true killer from 18 years ago.
That's interesting.
So she figured it out.
His mother figured it out before anybody else.
Maybe someone she knew... That means she's seen the killer before.
Exactly.
Okay.
So someone from the hometown.
Who's now in the city as well.
Yep.
You know you're making my brain go on detective mode, right?
Oh, I know.
Thanks a lot.
Go ahead.
So she was basically going to be getting a hold of this journalist.
And she's like, I'm going to tell you who it is, but she was killed.
Journalist? Bitch, go tell the fucking police.
What do you mean a journalist?
Probably because she didn't have actual physical proof.
I still have my ego watching.
To do something, you know, you can tell them to do something.
Sawada also explains that the reported details surrounding Kyle's death,
noticing Yuki's framing matches with another kidnapping incident,
in a nearby town introducing the kidnapper was the one who killed Saitchiko.
So if there's multiple, either he's a traveler, like a salesman or something,
because if he's traveling constantly to different cities to kill people,
that's weird.
I know some serial killer that he was so meticulous,
he would plan his killings out months in advance,
and he would travel to the place, leave the gear there,
and then come back months later to kill somebody.
And the only reason he got caught is because he used somebody's credit card,
like a fucking dumbass.
But this guy would go years planning killings.
He would leave his kill gear at the location he was going to kill somebody,
and then come back like a year later.
Oh, really?
Yeah, this guy was incredibly meticulous,
and he just made that one stupid mistake.
He's not like that type of killer that travels to different places to kill people.
So while Satoru looks up Sawada's findings on the kidnapping incident,
including a list of previous suspects,
Sawada goes to the hospital to meet with Irie,
only to discover that her mother has swapped places with her
so that she can prove Satoru's innocence.
So this girl's mom swapped places with her at the hospital,
so that way she could try to help Satoru.
That girl's thirsty. She wants that D.
So she meets Satoru, informing him of a mysterious man named Nishizono,
who may have been responsible for the fire, but the police arrive and arrest him.
They arrest Satoru.
So they got a red herring.
As he is taken away, Satoru spots the man he saw leaving his apartment
on the night of his own mother's murder.
Same guy?
Same guy. He notices him.
Maybe a call?
Well, he's being taken away basically by the police. He notices this guy.
So either it's a copycat or it's the apprentice of the real killer and kidnapper.
One of those, because there's no way it would be this guy already.
So episode seven now. It's called Out of Control.
So determined not to let things in the way it is,
Satoru successfully triggers his revival through sheer willpower,
returning to February 28th, 1988.
Damn.
So three days before his birth.
He gets back and he fucking shits himself from there. They're like, off!
Those are the little stuff I would add to just make it a little lighthearted.
The fractured butthole.
Like he just blows his asshole out.
During school the next day, Kenya confronts Satoru about Kayo's situation at home,
admitting that he has known for a while about the domestic violence and offers his assistance.
Following the birthday party on March 2nd, Satoru, he throws a rock through Yuki's window to bring about the police,
providing Yuki with an alibi for his whereabouts.
Because this is the guy that originally in episode one,
he's the person that they said was the killer of all these kids beforehand.
Because he was like an eccentric guy.
Like he was older but he like talked and played with kids.
That's a pitiful thought I've ever heard.
I think it was more of like he's just not mentally...
Oh, he's mentally deficient?
A little bit, yeah.
Like he's not doing it out of violence.
He's more childlike, okay.
Like he's very very childlike.
And he's nice to all the kids.
Like he shows them how to like fly planes and stuff. It's not anything creepy or really really weird.
Well yeah, mostly when it's mental deficiency, they're not as uh...
Those thoughts would never enter their head anyway.
Like I don't think he's dumb. He's just like cognitively he's not thinking about it.
Like he's wanting to be friends with these people but he's not doing it out of like a Forza Gump type.
Kinda yeah.
Just like friendly just because he's just a picture.
That's just who he is.
So he throws a rock through this dude's window as a kid,
so that way he has a police alibi showing where he is in the future.
He provides the alibi for his whereabouts.
Afterwards, Satoru, he seeks out Akemi and comes close to pushing her down some stairs,
but is stopped by Kenya, who convinces him to choose a different course of action.
Instead, Satoru, he decides to abduct Kayo with her permission,
taking her to an abandoned bus to hide out for a few days until she is confirmed to be safe.
On the night of March 3rd, however, an unknown intruder enters the bus while Kayo is sleeping.
Okay.
And that's how the episode ends for that one.
Well damn, cliffhanger.
Episode 8 is called Spiral.
So Kayo, she manages to hide from the intruder who exits the bus, leaving behind a footprint on a box he has kicked.
The next evening, as Yashiro goes with some people to the child consultation center to investigate Kayo's house,
Kayo tells Satoru that the other is about the previous night's intruder.
So it's as if they left her on the bus to hide out because he got her permission to leave her there,
and then the next day she's telling them all about it.
Looking into a-
How does this killer keep finding these people?
Well, he didn't know that she was there.
He didn't?
No.
So what were they doing on the bus to begin with?
So looking into the rucksack that was left behind,
they find tools that Satoru recognizes as the ones used to implicate Yuki for Kayo's murder,
as well as a briquette presumed to belong to the killer.
Oh.
Realizing he is still stuck in the loop of abduction murders,
Satoru takes Kayo to spend the night at his house, where Sachiko has been expecting them.
So his mom understands.
Right.
Like she doesn't understand why, but he understands.
Like in her mind, she's thinking that they're staying there because she's getting abused.
Right.
So it's like, yeah, you can stay here.
The next day, Kayo has her first home-cooked breakfast in her life, leading to her to start crying.
Satoru and Sachiko later accompany Kayo back to her house to confront Akame, her mother.
So we go into episode 9, it's called Closure.
As Akame reacts violently to the accusations of Satoru and Sachiko,
she is caught red-handed by Yashiro and the consultant, who suggests that Kayo be taken into custody.
What'd you do, you start swaying?
Yeah.
Okay.
Just as Akame prepares to storm off to the police, she is approached by her estranged mother,
who regrets not being able to support her for having her divorce her abusive husband and raise Kayo on her own,
leading Akame to lament her own actions.
So Akame is like, it would be Kayo's grandmother, basically comes through.
With Kayo going off to live with her maternal grandmother,
Satoru, he turns his attention towards the other two potential victims.
Hiromi Sugita, his classmate, and Aya Nakanishi, a student from a neighboring school.
While keeping a watch on both Hiromi and Aya,
Satoru discovers a stash of candy in Yashiro's car while being given a ride home by them.
Later, Satoru goes with Kenya and Hiromi to inspect the bus, the contents of which have now been removed.
So that bag is gone now.
Is empty.
Yeah. So the killer came back to get it.
He either has his toolkit ready or he's gonna fucking frame somebody.
Yeah.
Episode 10 is called Joy.
So Satoru and his friends approach Aya, and despite some initial resistance,
she starts joining them at their hideout.
Later, Satoru shadows Masato, who has kept to herself since being accused of framing Kayo.
She seemingly disappears after going to the bathroom.
Satoru then notices a truck belonging to Yuki's family leaving the scene and asks Yashiro to follow it in his car.
Along the way, Yashiro reveals himself to be the killer.
Yashiro?
His teacher.
Yeah, that sounded believable actually.
Yeah.
Because the fact that he took notice of the women, because yeah, because he wouldn't know which kids were abused,
and he wouldn't know which ones the parents wouldn't care for at all.
It would be easier to capture.
Yeah.
Very clever of him.
Yeah, very.
So he's the killer.
Yeah, okay.
And that he realized that Satoru was the one forwarding his plans.
So since Satoru was in the car with him, and they're just driving, acting like they're chasing after this truck,
he explains that he used Masato as bait to lure Satoru into a stolen car,
which he then rolls into the frozen lake with Satoru trapped inside.
Well damn.
He got him.
This one's for the manager, Terry.
Yeah.
The manager wasn't it? It was the teacher.
So weird.
But then he wouldn't have done well.
Other schools, so he would have to, yeah, I should have checked the fucking school records is what I should have done.
Which teachers were in those places at the time, god dang it.
Yeah.
So we end episode 10 with Satoru.
He's trapped inside a car, in an icy lake.
So following Yashiro's attempt to kill him, Satoru, he wakes up in the year 2003
after spending 15 years in a coma.
Fuck.
His body continued to grow, and his mother cared for him daily.
However, he has lost his memories of past events.
Oh shit.
Satoru is visited by Kenya and Hiromi, as well as Kayo, who has become Hiromi's wife,
and a mother of their infant son who was given the feminine name Mirei, or future in Japanese.
Probably the kanji.
Oh.
Some of Satoru's memories begin to return due to his friend's visits.
Later, he meets a leukemia patient named Kumi, who is about to undergo surgery,
as well as Yashiro himself, who changed his name to Nishizono and became a politician.
So the killer became a politician.
Well shit.
Two days before Kumi's surgery, Yashiro takes Satoru to the hospital's rooftop,
where he confirms Yashiro's suspicions that he has regained his memories.
Because he's like, you remember who I am, don't you?
No, who are you?
So last episode of this is called Treasure.
A flashback shows that Satoru's memories returned to him after the visit from Kayo,
and he told Kenya and Hiromi that Yashiro was the killer.
So he's already told his friends that.
Clever.
Back on the rooftop, Yashiro boasts that his past crimes have already been passed a statute of limitations,
and he cannot be arrested.
Murder?
Apparently.
Wait, the murder kit has a statute of limitations?
Assuming so.
He reveals he has arranged to kill Kumi with a sabotaged IV drip and to frame Satoru for her murder.
Okay, give me a second.
Yashiro threatens to throw Satoru from the roof and make it look like a suicide.
However, Satoru calls Yashiro's bluff, stating that Yashiro can't live without him.
Because it's like as a killer, you need somebody to know who you are and what you've done.
Oh, the famous recognition thing they want?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what gets a lot of them captured.
However, Yashiro lets Satoru drop and prepares to commit suicide himself.
Well, fuck him, Dad.
He then discovers that Satoru has been safely caught by his friends, who set up a net below,
because he already told them about how he knew who the killer was and that they were going to...
He basically said, he's probably going to take me up to the roof and throw me out.
Toss me out?
Yeah, because he's in a wheelchair.
Like, Satoru can't walk because his body's atrophied.
Yeah, pretty much.
So, and Yashiro is finally arrested for attempted murder.
He can't be arrested for all the other murders.
But he literally... like, people just seen him try to throw him off of the rooftop.
Ain't that that politician guy?
Yeah, just like a student with a mountain.
Seven years later, in 2010, Satoru has become a successful manga artist.
Yeah.
So original, how original.
Like, the one thing they never touched on the whole episode, the whole series.
One day, Satoru surprisingly encounters Iri under the same bridge where he used to sit earlier
and where he had disappeared during his last revival trip into the past, which has now reactivated itself.
So where is he going now?
That's how it ends.
Like, apparently, because at the end you see the butterfly fly back by again,
play something's getting ready to happen.
I wonder if he can push forward, maybe.
That'd be wild.
Overall, decent anime. It's got a very good mystery subplot to it.
It does.
Trying to figure it out.
Gave you some things to think about.
Mostly because I don't know any of their names.
I'm gonna be dead honest with you, half of the two I don't even know.
I had to see their actual faces.
Yeah, you would know that if you seen it though.
I'm like, I'm just real confused.
You caught up, you still stayed up with most of the stuff.
Yeah, the mystery stuff, yeah, but not the names.
That's the one that gave me trouble.
Satoru?
Yeah, you said the name of the killer and I'm like, I don't know who that is.
You're naming the teacher.
Oh, I know who that is.
That's why I said that. That's why I said the teacher.
Because, you know, hearing it, you're not gonna know necessarily the names that easily.
Huh. It's a weird mystery.
Like I said though, it ends with him under the bridge of that girl that he was his coworker originally,
where she's underneath that same bridge where he finds her as he's walking underneath it in 2010.
Because think about it, if he's already a successful manga artist, then he never met her.
Yeah, plus in 2003, and he was in a coma, so he never even, whatever he did before that.
Exactly.
And the original timeline is done.
I can't remember if his mom survived though, I'm pretty sure she did.
I hope so.
But that's what triggered it to begin with.
I guess she would because she was keeping him alive.
Yeah.
Or she was taking care of him for all those years.
Yep.
So it just shows that whenever you lose a family member in these anime,
it's like it'll send you back in time.
Send you back in time.
Or it'll give you that next bump in Super Saiyan 2.
And then you throw your son into the fight.
Not only do you throw your son into the fight, you give your enemy a fucking heal being put in a bag at 100%.
Then you punch your son in the dick.
He's got this.
Alright.
Alright, are you ready for some Reddit?
I am.
Get out of the detective mode for a minute.
It won't go away.
It never goes away actually.
I'm trying to figure out what these people speak about.
It might make going to age madness.
Make me go on a 15 year comment.
Just thinking about this.
Alrighty, so first one is by Aloy is my co-pilot.
Okay.
So this happened a few hours ago and honestly, I feel so bad that I don't know what to do.
I have a student named Ron that has been working close with me for the past few months.
Last name Weasley.
God help.
My name is Snape.
Ron is shy and reserved.
But for some reason he's...
You're gonna ask him out on a date? What the fuck does that matter?
But for some reason he took a liking to me.
I've gotten to know him well, whereas other...
Where other most people in my department barely know him.
And he's honestly a bright student.
Ron sheepishly told me that he was applying for grad school and asked me if I could write him a letter of recommendation.
I said yes, but of course I waited until the night before the recommendation letters were due to begin writing them.
Ah, procrastinator. I know it well.
I do too.
I have templates that I use for recommendation letters.
They all say university and the place of the school.
And I have naming conventions that I use so that I don't get the schools mixed up.
It's usually something like students initials, students school initials, year, month, final copy.
Okay.
Ron is applying to some schools that are hard to get into.
So I made sure to look over the documents in detail before I sent them.
WI University.
So how do I eff up?
In my haste, I didn't realize that one of the recommendation letters was actually just a template.
I still have university in the place of the school's name.
The year was wrong on the template.
And his full name was missing.
It straight up looked like the recommendation letter was submitted by some off-brand chat GPT.
Jesus.
I frantically tried to correct my mistake, but it was too late.
They wouldn't let me resubmit.
Luckily, the rest of the recommendation letters that I sent to the other schools were without errors.
But I can't stop thinking about how I just messed up Ron's future.
It ruined his life.
He definitely won't be getting into that school.
Now I'm wondering if I should tell him what I did or just remain silent.
I would just let it go.
It's like, well, fuck.
Unless he knows it better.
I'm a bitch.
I mean, if that was his school, right, that he really wanted to go to, I would not say a word to him.
Next one is by AgreeableBanana391.
I can read right.
This person puts, I work in the trades in an outdoor environment.
We're between big pushes to get work accomplished, so we're running skeleton crews and accomplishing very basic, easy tasks.
We were told, make this work last until the next big push.
My crew got combined with another crew last Monday.
We were literally walking around out in the field doing nothing.
The air temperature outside was 10 degrees Fahrenheit.
Fuck.
I commented that we should walk in areas that we had to walk as fast as possible so we could go hunker down in the break area, which was heated.
My coworkers got comfortable and were playing poker.
Meanwhile, I was sitting in the corner on my phone because I didn't want to gamble.
Our boss drove into the field, walked into the break room, and found us hanging out and fired everyone except for me.
Damn, because I wasn't playing with the rest of the crew.
They must have loved that, walking right past him out of the break room.
I'm the lowest ranking person on the crew, and there are a, there was a foreman present with us, but I can't help but think that if I hadn't convinced them to change the way we were doing things, that they'd all still have jobs.
Wait, so he was the one that said like-
He recommended they go through and walk real fast and then go back to the break room.
Damn.
So he probably got everybody fired.
Jesus. What difference does it make if they walk fast or slow?
I couldn't tell you.
Weird.
If they all took turns going out there, there'd at least be somebody out there.
Right.
Keeping the boss pools up.
Exactly.
But no, they all had to go back to the same room.
Well, I guess that's why they fucked up. There should have been someone out there working.
Should have had a scout.
Yeah.
Boss coming.
Next one is by...I'm not even going to try to attempt that name.
Not at all.
It's...can you read that shit?
Why not?
It's like I went down.
Is it dot-to-dot-to-dot-to-coo?
I don't know.
Close enough.
I told you. That's why I'm standing here just like, huh?
Today I fucked up whenever I decided that I was too lazy to change clothes before going to get super glue.
I wore my pajamas, which consists of an oversized MCR t-shirt that has a few riffs and holes thanks to my dog.
As long as...it's long enough that it covers my pajama shorts and also a pair of flip-flops, which keep breaking.
So that...that's why I'm buying the super glue.
My natural hair is very long and very curly and, because I've been swimming in the pool the day before, was an absolute bird's nest.
After I had bought the super glue, I was sitting outside the store on the ground using them to fix my flip-flops.
In a shower? After the pool?
Apparently not fucking corny.
I'm pretty shy, but tend to talk a lot to myself and self-narrate, which gets stares.
But today, a woman approached me and handed me ten dollars.
Here you go, sweetie.
I was shocked and confused, but I didn't know what to do but say thank you, and she just kept walking.
After letting my flip-flops dry, I walked back to the car, to which the same woman approached me and demanded her money back, which of course I did.
She then scolded me for pretending to be homeless, which prompted me to explain that I wasn't pretending.
I am homeless.
These are just my pajamas, and I just look like this, and I genuinely don't understand why she gave me money in the first place.
She got very flustered and said that she would report me to the police.
For what?
So I profusely apologized.
Pander? Yes.
Apparently. Apologized for the misunderstanding and just booked it.
I've already started working on fixing the t-shirt and decided to never go wear pajamas outside again.
Yeah, I mean, stop being a Walmart person.
Hey man, you gotta get the stuff you gotta get. Your pajamas.
Go get dressed.
Not that hard.
That is dressed.
For Walmart, yes.
You could go in there with like the sandals and socks and butt-ass negatives to let you in.
Used to be that way at McDonald's until they became all fancy and became a café.
No shoot, no shoot, no service.
That's half your clientele with no shoes, no shirt.
Pretty much.
Next one is by Mysterious Emu, 9092.
It's on Emu.
This person puts.
I'm getting an over sickness and dental issues that halted my husband and my sex life.
My dick is itchy.
Just thinking about her?
No, just generally.
I wanted to surprise him whenever I get off work with some extra, sorry let me re-read that,
and my sex life and I wanted to surprise him when he gets off work with some extra enticing.
As a parent, student, and the breadwinner, it's hard for me to do sexy things for my husband outside of general hygiene.
Parent, student, and the breadwinner? What is she doing? Or what is he doing, I mean?
Probably working. Well apparently he works too.
Because whenever he gets off work.
How?
So she's just classifying.
Parent, student, and the breadwinner.
Confused.
Or she's just lying.
Does the breadwinner just mean that you're the one making all the money?
Making more money, yeah.
Oh.
Who knows.
I decided I wanted to trim my boobs and get my smooth skin on.
My husband didn't like bald, but trimmed him nice.
I reached for my trimmer, but the batteries died, so I grabbed his more fancy trimmer.
To be clear, he's offered for me to use it before.
I shaved on the toilet for ease of cleaning and wasn't worried at all.
I checked in the mirror and found a giant bloody mound.
Oh God.
Did he touch it? I feel that.
Apparently she didn't.
I was bleeding everywhere and was fairly decent size.
Ouch.
Now I have to explain why I have an open wound because it's clear to see with my newly buzzed bush.
To get those coochie cuts, they must sting a whole different way.
To be fair, he's just going to think it's that time of the month and he's not going to say nothing.
You never know.
Why is he bleeding from the top and not the inside?
Most people are like, I don't want to know.
Probably, yeah.
They just don't even ask questions.
Next one is by Initial Idea 6561.
This person fits.
Obligatory.
This didn't happen today but a while ago.
Alright.
I know it sounds really bad but hear me out.
My sister, Gwen and her husband, Mike and I was playing, sorry, was having a bit of a get together, drinking and having fun.
We were well into the drinks, playing cards and shit.
My sister decided to go off to bed as she had work in the morning so we continued partying.
It's just us two in the house and we start opening up about stuff and he mentions that he has done hard drugs before.
I was very shocked and whenever I told him I've never taken anything other than a little weed, he is completely shocked that it's a no.
Shortly after, he offers cocaine to me.
We both take some and the party didn't party on.
I already get to have a partier and he says I can't say anything to Gwen.
Obviously, I don't want anyone to know what I've done so I kept my promise.
They got married a year after this. She found out via another friend about his drug use.
Turns out he had been doing cocaine more regularly than I thought and on top of it, Mike and Gwen had a mutual understanding that this is where they draw the line in a relationship and to never lie about it.
They still have some issues around the matter today.
Damn. Is he cocaine like 95% addictive?
Heesh.
Hey Waldo.
No problem.
Next one is by Dumpster Dave.
Dumpster Dave? Now that's an original name.
Yeah.
This person puts, this happened a few months ago but I'm thinking about it again now.
So as me and my wife were moving out, we were going through our bills we each pay.
Somehow we were both paying for an electricity bill.
Come to find out, I have been paying for the downtown's neighbor or the downstairs neighbor for the past eight years.
I'm not the kind of guy that would demand his money back but I will happily take it if she offers.
I casually mentioned it to her and she thought it was funny but did not offer to reimburse me.
She had to have known that she was supposed to be getting an electricity bill every month but never bothered to call the provider to ask why she wasn't getting one.
She was also a poor student for nearly the entire eight years who lived alone with her young daughter, which makes it even harder to insist that she repays me for eight years of back payments.
Also, looking at her past bills, on average, she used more electricity monthly than us, family of four, which has a larger apartment.
Damn.
So just randomly paying for somebody else's electricity bill.
How does that even happen?
I don't know. I know that shit wouldn't happen to me.
I know I wouldn't have her pay me. I would have the electric bill.
Hey, why are you always charging me double? Reimburse my share.
That or give me like eight years worth of free electricity?
Next one is by Alexi Lovely 117.
This person puts, for context, I, and you know it's got the age, don't get it.
Just say it, it doesn't matter.
A 21 year old female.
I don't care.
I'm a community college transfer student who has just started her first quarter at a four year university and I am living in the dorms.
While studying to get my degree during the day, I also am a part of a musical. The theater department is doing a part of an a cappella group.
Yes, she's part of a musical. The theater department is doing this quarter.
So with classes in the morning, the rehearsals from six to 10 p.m. every night, I'm not there very often.
And when I am, I usually am coming in after quiet hours.
So the other night after rehearsal, one of my friends offered to give me a ride back to my dorm, dorm building on the other side of the campus.
Of course, I said yes, because it's a long and cold walk back.
My friend was also hungry, though, and asked if I wanted to go to Taco Bell with them.
And I said yes.
Like I bet nothing you don't want to shit tonight.
I said yes to that too.
Since I had already had dinner, I didn't want tacos, but I wanted something sweet.
So I got a 12 pack of Cinnabon Delights.
Goddamn girl.
Catch a Cinnabon on.
I did it one time. They're little cinnamon roll bites with a white and gushy cream cheese frosting center.
This is important for later.
The cream cheese.
So we sat in the dark of the car in front of my building for a bit while she came out.
Look like she had cum stands under her chair.
I grabbed my pajamas and toiletries from my room and immediately went to the bathroom to get ready for bed.
As I was standing in the mirror combing my hair, I noticed that there was a lot of other girls in the bathroom that were giving me weirdly side eyed glances.
And I didn't understand why.
That was until I took a much closer look at my hair.
There was little splotches of creamy white liquid in different parts of my hair.
It blew out all over her hair huh?
Well I knew that this was the inside of a Cinnabon bite.
I was eating. The other girls clearly thought I had cum in my hair.
And it didn't help that it wasn't around that much.
I always came in late and dropped off in someone else's car.
There you go.
I quickly finished getting ready and went back to my dorm embarrassed but also laughing at the whole situation.
She at least didn't take it too seriously. It's always a good thing.
And last one for tonight is by buttholecum69420.
The fuck?
I don't even know these people.
Make your sexual innuendo more stale you know?
No they just came out and said it all.
But oh you got a comedy.
69420.
69.
I never tried a 420 though.
The other weed I guess.
Spurs and Pits. This took place around 2011 whenever I was 22 years old.
22.
I was at my friend Jack's birthday party.
Me, Jack and some other friends were talking about nostalgic shows and cartoons.
We talked about Spongebob, The Simpsons, Rugrats, Pokemon and many more.
One person mentioned Vigy Tales and I chuckled slightly.
That person asked me why I was laughing.
That person was dead serious.
And I decided to explain.
For some context, I had a traumatic incident while watching Vigy Tales cartoon porn.
I was masturbating with an orange and the juice got into my meat hole.
This took a turn that I never saw coming.
And I tend to stink of all the possibilities.
Here's that one coming did you?
It hurt and it happened whenever I was watching Vigy Tales porn.
Now that you guys have context, let's get back to what I said.
I said something along the lines of.
Larry is hot. He looks like a green dick.
And Bob the tomato is real red and curvy.
I'm surprised they made the character so sexy.
I thought this was a funny joke because everybody would laugh at it.
But everyone was silent.
The silence was deafening.
Get the fuck out of my room.
I asked everybody if I could say if I said something wrong.
One of them asked if I was mentally ill.
Come on. It was just a joke. I don't look at that stuff anymore.
I said often as often I mean the person that responded.
Any more.
You used to be sexually attracted to Veggie Tales porn.
Just forget about this. Let's play some COD or Halo.
No bro. We can't. No.
I think you should leave.
Yeah exactly what I said.
I ended up leaving and felt like a total buffoon.
I powered off my iPhone 4 and didn't turn on my Xbox 360.
I went to sleep incredibly early and didn't leave bed for like 14 hours because I felt so guilty.
After I finally found the courage to check my messages.
I was removed from everything.
I was removed from group chats.
I was then referred to as a mace.
Hey man come on now.
People deleted my number.
And people even sent me messages asking me not to contact them.
I lost my entire friend group over a dumb joke.
Wait what?
What kind of friends do they have that aren't I mean.
Veggie Tale porn?
No but like.
I think it was the way he said it.
Even so like if I'm being dead.
I don't think they were true true friends.
Right like I would have been like whatever you fucking freak.
Right.
Yeah I believe you.
Yeah like I don't understand.
That's kind of like an over like.
The church group chat take them all.
Yeah overreaction.
Like people nowadays watch some of that nastiest shit humanly possible.
But again this was back in 2011.
Well he would give it like 13 years.
And Veggie Tale porn is the least offensive porn you can watch.
Exactly.
I think it was more of like Veggie Tale what?
Like oh you know my little pony porn.
I'm sure bronies would be happy with that.
I'm like alright whatever bruh.
You're like fucking horses.
But that is all the craziness we have for Reddit this evening.
Anything else to add?
Whole orange huh?
You know you get home from a hard day at work right.
You want to get them some orange juice.
Where's all the oranges at?
Who keeps taking all the oranges?
Apparently he was 22 when he was doing that.
He was?
Damn he's a creative kid.
Fucking just slamming and dicking away to make the nice circumference size to your penis.
Like oh you think he eyeballed it or he tried it a couple of times?
And then he went back to scrape some more out?
Logistically I'm trying to wonder.
Who said he scraped anything out?
He just jumped his dick into a solid fucking orange.
Could have peeled off a little spot.
And just like just went to town?
Oh boy.
But with that we will leave you scarred and see you again next time.
They do way too much to jack off.
You got a hand that's all you need.
Weird.
Looks like see you guys on the next one.